The Dick Show - Episode 342 - Dick on Ralphamania

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

Bariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania, the medical consent of the government, "Died Suddenly, femcels, and a guy forfeits an argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Did you change the color settings at all on the cameras? The lighting in here is nice. I don't know, it could have been a power out. That fixed it. I like all the, we're a little more orange glow today. You wanna be orange? I like being orange. I don't like the, I like that kind of,

you don't like living like death? No, no. We should do like a black and white. That would be probably good. You know? We did a nice, yeah, we'll get the clerks look. It's like I got to watch clerks three now. Because I looked up the things you said and they were all true. No, they were all true. What was in true? Out of what I said, no,

that's what I'm saying they were true. And I was confused because of how stupid they were. It's so bad. It's kid die as well. Yeah. So she had his unborn child and as well. What a fuck. It was born, I think. But there was no gravestone. So maybe not. Like comedy class. It really kind of ruins like the first two movies.

Now it's the second movie, knowing the, you know. It's so depressing. I wanna know what is the catalyst? Is it just Kevin Smith being like, pointlessly edgy, I guess? Like, oh, I'm really gonna shock people. They think I can only make Star Wars jokes, but what if I fucking just kill off characters?

I would have really teach people what it's like dealing with hard attacks. Yeah, grief. So that's not really people making fun of you on the internet. Yeah, Kevin Smith's, I know we already talked about on the last episode, but just his complete peatering out of his career has been sad to watch as a fat man who cares about toys and garbage.

You know, you should have Kevin Smith when you're on the train on golf. And you go, Hey, I could be that guy when I grow up. Everybody likes that guy. He grew up and everybody fucking hates that fucking guy. He's like, good reason. Yeah. I bet everybody fucking hates that fucking guy. He's not a good reason. He ruined all of his movies. He ruined all his movies and other projects and he's not that good. I'm gonna tell them to show people what it's like

dealing with a drunk driver killing your family. Bro, that's not something that we need to. From the, yeah, from the Jansangpop universe. I bet it sucks. Dealing with a drunk driver killing your family, Jesus Christ Read the room especially now like now is the time to get back everybody's already depressed and pissed off Just go back to making screwball stoner comedies and honestly they probably do really well and she was in the movie So it's not like you couldn't get the actress bring her back. You're both

Deadbeats is something that I couldn't afford to pay her for a full film but just put her in the background then she doesn't need to be in the whole fucking Lane get afford to pay for Jason Mew's new teeth I don't know who paid for that Probably the government. I think Jason Mew's went on like doctor Oz at some point because he was loving heroin too much. I think maybe Dr. Oz helped him get to you. I love heroin. They all do. Dog Oz, give it some of that sweet horse.

Dr. Oz seems like he's got a good gig going. Just finds people at their lowest and exploits the hell out of it. Then he got beaten by a retarded person for the Senate. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. Dr. Menadaz. Oh no, I think he's the white hair doctor. They ain't got beaten by a retarded person for the Senate. Do you remember that? Doctor Mennit Oz. I have the target guy. He's the white hair doctor.

They're like, that's Donahue. No celebrity rehab or whatever. Which one's that guy? I don't know. Doctor, the one who was on love line with that role. Doctor Drew? Doctor Drew. Yeah.

He's the fun one. He's like, always like an idiot. Yeah. He's always like a little bit behind. Is that what it is? I don't know. I always get it. It's like why don't you get what you're talking about. It's wrong with you.

Don't you know anybody? Any real people? No, he only knows celebrities. That's why he's rich. Don't you do. No. All right, are we doing a show? I guess.

There's no shine. There's no shine if you hadn't. No, it is spying, because he's got Sean. That's Sean is here. That's Sean. Here's Sean. He's thinking. Hey.

Hey. Audio engineering is tough, Dick. Because he's a bargur. And the thing is, you have his same films. You have his same films. But he's got that he does have. No. Yeah.

Yeah. How are they, Dick? have Malra Yeah Oh Welcome dick. You want to give you a gill out dick you? That is the show where the contest give me a live room mount and Barnford deep in the Odyssey. I'm your host, this is Madison. Okay, the $20 million man joining me is the unusual replacement, the unfrequent replacement for Sean the audio engineer,

slaving away over hot microphones. He's working hard. He's being out just welding. He's getting it done. The BBC said they got to stop doing vaccines. So Sean took off like Superman power of vaccines. I'm glad he's vaccinated. Who knows how long that COVID battle could have lasted

without it. He could be dead. He might be. He could have died. Now, I'm just going to applaud it. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. He could have died. Now, I'm just going to applaud it. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. He could have died. Thanks for having me. He could have died. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. He could have died. Thanks for having me. I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say,

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I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, creator you know, especially Nick Rikita, especially the quartering, especially Tim Poole. Find all these guys and harass them into joining every only fans girl that you're not paying money to, but you are. Find her. Shove her ass to back. That by so we can get this thing going. Only briefly, he was going to call in today, but Sean was sick.

Seems like he would be on board. Sean was working back. Don't buy. Obviously, the biggest problem is up there. We've already got, I think like 15 supporters there, which is great. Yes, it's great. I mean, it's honestly, look, it's a great idea.

Yeah. It's just getting people, everybody's still scared of crypto. So you're getting under one, Sam Bankman free it. Fuck you. It is bean bags. God. I'm kind of a cord and whatever the fuck. It's the scum.

It's the slob autistic monsters that people all think are rainman. The showerless, disheveled sweatshirt wearing mutants, teaming up with women, who are women influencers in crypto, teaming up together to create this perfect storm of fever and scamery. They don't even, like the women promoting this shit, they don't even understand that such a thing

as a not scam exists. If you listen to them, so I like, this is a great, and this is such a super great thing that we're bringing to the DeFi world of web3s. You wouldn't know it. If someone came to you with an actual value ad utility, you would be fucking flummoxed. Because you wouldn't know what it is.

It's like, well, I don't know how to promote this. How is this different than? It really is just like tall blonde women in business, so it's a standing next to like nervous autistic kids and buddies. We're doing clipped up plans, she's a girls crypto branch. We're all weirdly hot, isn't that fucking strange? Is Tom Blonkin, the Schuvenhoof, our CFO?

Oh, the thing about disrupting the tech platform is, wow, that's so exciting. Quasimodo. No, you see the thing that we have here. Oh, wow. And so what do you don't show us that you've never showered in your life? No, not at all.

Isn't that amazing, everyone? He's never showered in his, since why did this, like, why did the unwashed stinking masses of social, anti-social personality misfits? Why did this like, why did the unwashed stinking masses of anti-social personality misfits, beyond misfits, just recidivists. Yeah. Why do they have so much influence over us?

Cause of Disney. Cause they've trained us to... To believe that the ugly psychopath has a magic power inside them that will unite the world. Women and their women and their gynagracy starting at the crib. It's a beauty in the beast situation. Yes, training children to take a second look at the visually repugnant and revile that I could never trust this beast of a creature.

No, but actually you have to. He's actually all the platforms and his code is so elegant. Yeah, it's Disney princesses and monsters. That's the entire cryptos. Joining us is this pile of poop that talks. This is the movie. This is the movie we gotta make, by the way. We gotta make the movie of like two shitty fucking people

just sitting around trying to like get rich quick. And they're like, what have we made a fucking coin? Yeah. How do we do it? And then they just, they get like this bitch like con artist ladies, like, listen, I'm going to go in there. I'm going to dazzle him. This is my friend, you know, Ferdinand, he's fucking mentally retarded.

Yeah, pretend to be retarded. Yeah. That's a, oh, my coin is better than the other coins because the coin can duplicate into more coins. It's so bad. So you take those coins and then they'll become more coins. So you always have coins. And then people are just throwing money at them. There's a movie there.

I just got back from Ralph Emanium. Congratulations. No Ralph is a mania, I know Ralph. I know everyone listens to shows stricken with Ralph Emania. Yeah. Can't get enough ralph uh... surprisingly you can't get swatted right no ralph got served a couple times

that like served legal papers yeah all the all the old men of the women ralph has impregnated yeah what uh... what legal proof that they have small dicks so they continue to serve Ralph with proof. We've got a small dick. Just want you to know that we for sure have a small dick. Do you have details of any of what he was served or is that all private?

I'm sure it's all just like, retarded horse shit. Is any of it coming from, well I'm sure some of it's coming from the family of his child, first child. And I know he's been fighting up. They're teaming up. Well, he's been fighting with Pantsoo's family, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So either they involved at all or is that all? I don't know. I know. Is that guy like sold all of his shirts online and is destroyed his wrestling belt? Did he sell the shirt somewhere like to like haters? Yeah, how much was he selling them for? He got up to like four grand.

I mean, it's way in the way in the felony level. I said, I was like, that is really like, I don't care what, like what project I have with a guy, you don't just steal his shit. Like that was fucking over the line man. That's a new, that's a new line. That's a new game they're playing. And we're stealing shit. I'm giving it selling it all in there. That's a new that's a new line. That's a new game. They're playing and we're stealing.

Gibble is selling all these shirts and his wrestling belt. I don't care how much you smash it up. That's not manly. That is a womanly behavior. That's your girlfriend taking all your shit and breaking it and throwing it up on. Yeah. It's weird seeing. Men don't break other men's shit.

I'm gonna say. It's weird seeing like I know what's wrong with boomers. Yeah, I got to know it. Backwards and forward is, I'm like, I know their nature. I know what they're gonna say. I know where they're gonna fit, let you down and that's every which way. Yeah.

But it's weird seeing Gen X acting in dysfunction. Yeah. I guess weird seeing Gen X male dysfunction, they talk like little girls, Like, oh, measles. Ooh, measles. They talk like these men, adult men talk like jar jar binks to each other. And they're like slightly late midlife crises

where they're like, I wanna be a part of this stupid internet top of whatever culture. I'm gonna like literally make a career out of the fact that my daughter got knocked up by an internet commentator. And you're like, I don't know, man, maybe just don't do that. Why are you doing this, bro? That's the springboard for your new career and look.

That's cool. Well, you had fun around from Manion? I did have fun. Did you tell that poor lady to get raped? I was involved in the rape chance. Did you know, did you help with the chance? Hold on, let me bring up, I'll bring up her Twitter. Who started the chance? Who started the chance? It was very, did you help with the chance? Hold on, let me bring up, I'll bring up her tweet. Who started the chance?

Who started the chance? It was very, first of all. It was very organic. It just, it just, it just felt right at the time. You see a woman and you want to tell her to get raped. It just got happened organically. Okay, yeah, here was, this is the talk of the Indy wrestling circuit. 274 quote tweets.

So, all of you to those. All of wrestling is talking about Ralph Amania right now. And not in the way that like, what an incredible promotion. That's not the discussion, unfortunately. Like, you really blew the lid off Indy wrestling and it'll never be the same. This is the number one story from Ralph Amaniel.

Sadly. So, are you a wrestling fan now currently? Were you a wrestling fan in the day back when you were a kid? I mean, we all watched. I was a fan of the kid, right? When it was like, when the Iron Sheik was walking out there, like telling all of America to go fuck it. It's just fantastic.

He was like, threatening to kill him. And he would have to physically fist fight his way out of arenas. That's fucking fantastic. Yeah, I remember that. I remember my dad having a bunch of Undertaker T-shirts and us trying to give it to this one family we knew that was like hardcore Christian. And we can't wear that. He works for the devil.

And we're like, so many. He got some really like, buy an end of this shit. God, I remember having one friend like that when I was a kid. That was when I first saw veggie tails. You were doing a sleepover. You were doing a sleepover to his house. And he was really religious,

but you can only, it only bubbled up in like certain ways. Yeah. They had a grandfather, it was a sleepover. And they had a grandfather clock in the main room. So I just remember laying there awake all night with the, oh, you could hear it, the whole, that's terrible. And then he had this like, this 24, because VHS, so set of, yeah, nothing else.

Bet you tales. It was like McGee something. And so they put, we're like, let's watch a movie. He's like, oh yeah, cool, I got, he's gone through these and we're like, I've never heard of these. What? They're vegetables. They go on adventures. Is this like Jesus?

Is this like Muzzy? Like learn to speak French or something? We should have leaders of the lost arc or something good. Yeah, something good. Greatest story never told even. I take that nature to put this on and they're all like really heavy handed parables about how to. I mean, the vegetables at some points would be on the arc and hanging out with Moses and when it rails, they would do Bible stories.

So here's what Brittany Jay and his Christianity was a trip. I tell you what. It's coming back to you. Some day I'll tell you about Bible camp. You went to Bible camp? Oh, it's a Bible camp, two summers. Because another, and surprisingly, there's a lot of wrestling stories,

but I remember, NWO was at a Bible camp, you had a lot of wrestling going on there, that's not a test. So that's the problem. Is I remember, there was the older kids bunk, like the bunks were like by age, so like we were in bunk 12, and then the bunk 13 was like the kids

who were one year older than us. Yeah. And bunk 13, I remember they took all the mattresses off the beds. And all the camp counselors had them. I don't know if they were in their underwear or what, but they were just wrestling in the fucking bunk. I don't remember being like, of course, they can't do it. Next year, when I'm in bunk 13 13 and I can wrestle with the boys. There was definitely something going on. That was, that was, that's enough.

That shouldn't be going on. No, it shouldn't. Okay, here is Brittany Jade. So one of the matches was two girls squaring off. Nice. Yeah, one of them was hot black girl. Oh, this was the other one. Like Stallion.

You could say that. Happy MLK day, everyone. Happy Martin Luther black girl. Oh, this was the other one. Like stallion. You could say that. Happy MLK day, everyone. Happy Martin Luther King Jr. day, everybody. Did you see that big sculpture of poop that they unveiled? It's very bad. Yes. What, why is it bad, do you think?

I mean, it's bad because it resembles, I said it resembles a fucking video game, Monster. I don't know if you saw that tweet. I put out a tweet which you haven't played a Dark Souls, but it looks like one of these like hideous monsters made of an amalgam of human body parts crawling towards you in the middle of the night. All right, here it is, if you have it. I think this is, I think this is the end of Martin Luther King Day.

This looks like a guy. There looks like a guy can be down on someone. Yeah. No matter what angle you look at it, it's like some's fucking wrong about it. This looks like a guy eating the building up poop. Yeah. So there's one angle, some black lady posted,

these angle that you're supposed to look at it from. Right. And it's like a picture of Martin Luther King and this lady hugging. I think this is wife. Oh, but only their arms. Right. So there's no like they just took it.

So it's Martin Luther King and a lady like side hugging, but they took off their heads. So it's just and their bodies. It's just these disembodied hands. It's like beetle juice and it looks fucking literally like horrifying like a monster. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good. I think that's gonna be the end of MLK.

They're gonna change it to LMK Day. Let me know. Let me know. Yeah, LMK Day. Tell you what you think that would be. What was Britney Jade wrestling for the rights of blind people everywhere? No, no, no, she was a fat like a muffin top white girl.

She was wrestling for M&M's, I think. Okay. They would have done it. She would get tired and then she'd go to the side of the ring and they'd throw some M&M's out and she'd be like, all right. I've traveled a month. I'm not, I disavow all of this because I've seen

how angry her supporters are and I want to get clipped. Things, okay, so she was wrestling this black girl. You're right. And who's hot? The black girl, she what, the, uh, really wasn't. Okay. And then the ref. The ref was like, they, they, they gave the reps,

the ref some lip and he was a short guy. So he said, like, fuck you and he ran back into the back and changed into wrestling gear and then came out and wrestled them both Okay, so it was like a guy versus a guy versus two ladies hot Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, and then and by the way Brittany Jades told Mike Hancho who's sitting next to me He's said that she looked like She had Down syndrome and she said something like I'm not gonna look like that when I fuck your mom

or something like that. So first of all, and she flipped him off, and he's a veteran. So he's a veteran who's served in Iraq or whatever it was. Sandy hell, sure. He's part of the balance that lost to the Taliban. So, but he sacrificed, he put his life on the line and for some muffin top fucking pig to come out and say, and tell him that he's gonna, that she's gonna

fuck his mom, like what is that? You're saying that was consensual, when you're saying to fuck my conch, because his, his mother is the same. He's not gonna fuck around with some, she could get better than you, you pig. Okay, so, if she's gonna fuck, if my conch, my mom's gonna fuck around with some she could get better than you you pig. Okay, you know, if she's gonna fuck if my conscious mom can fuck anyone any woman. It's gonna be the hot black girl that you're wrestling not well I'm just saying I'm just saying who started to rape first who started the I'm a rape whom first so she said she was gonna Have sex with his mother after he said she had down syndrome

He's my I said something about these action scars to I don't remember what order it was, but, but he is a veteran. He was likely suffering from a PTSD related episode because of the wrestling bell that Ralph was keep hitting. So in the midst of this, what happens? Well then we started chanting rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape. Yeah, when the guy, she said, you said rape her. The midget guy, somebody might have said rape her, but. But you were just saying rape.

The entire audience was chanting rape, rape, rape. The mission hold, is that what they're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was being held down and a chant of rape began. Rape, rape, rape, rape. Rape, rape, rape. I get disavowed on so many levels. She's the one that said that she was gonna rape my conscious mom first.

She said that right when it started, she came out, but being everyone on the part of there in a very close personal friend, my concho, she put them off right in his face and said, I'm just getting the facts. Said, I will fuck your mom, basically implying, rape. Sure. I mean, I guess you can say too wrong because don't make her right. It's worse. It's worse what she did.

Because first, she put it in. Well, she put it in. She was going to do it. We were telling that other guy to rape her. It's up to him. It's nothing for us to say, right? It's just freedom of speech. It's freedom of speech.

I'm not saying it's not freedom of speech. I don't think that's the issue necessarily. It is. It should be. So anyway, then she got on Twitter after she fucking down to some soft chicken towel, whole bag full of soft chicken tacos and peanuts. Okay. Like Dumbo, you know, and they throw the peanuts I got there without the Dumbo analogy. I did that's what Dumbo

People are doing that she was wrestling there with throw pins Okay, and then she tweeted out my coach you think he goes to Afghanistan and wants to come back and be told by some fact show I don't think it is about my everything is about. Okay, she insulted my Hancho then you all responded. No, that was unrelated.

Unrelated. Because of the jovial atmosphere everyone was having fun. So she said things that happened to me during my match tonight in New Jersey. Bitch, come tonight in New Jersey. Bitch, come on, New Jersey. One, a guy screamed, quote, rape her. While I was in submission by a guy. Well, it's interesting that she specifically mentions who was holding, like,

if another girl was holding her, would rape a exactly exactly that's exactly correct very very sexist very sexist to gender uh Europe you're a a costor you're uh and then she said things that shouldn't have fucking happened one that why did you anyway so we that should not have happened. I dreamed of raper as we can see the wrestling community including some other rest of the lady frost what promotion and did they handle it and escort him out fuck you bitch wait somebody gets escorted out because he goes raper right we know you're not going to get raped by that guy. What are you thinking? Right. And shouldn't you have wrestled him out?

You know, I'm not making more exciting. If someone was going to get raped. If you wrestled off a rapist, yeah, that would be pretty thrilling card. We got the wife beaters and the rapists, Ralph Amania too. Well, it just seems that there is a indie wrestling community that is total stamps decorum. And I don't know what you want to call it a manners.

Nothing I can legally say. I mean, I had tweeted, I guess, you know, I'm like, you agreed to be a Ralph of many. What did you think was going to happen? And she has been saying, well, we were, it was Ralph of many, we were tricked into being told it was sunset wrestling. And we weren't booked by Ethan Ralph, we were booked by Michael Cisco. And I'm like, all right. Well, I don't know, man, just roll with the punches. Like, what are you going to do? But this has become one of the biggest stories in indie wrestling. Right. It's literally, I think there's like Ralph Amani is a huge success. I mean, I think it does need to be a bad Ralph Amani, obviously. I know you couldn't scream rape her at a wrestling event because they had a guy, the next wrestling match. I mean, I don't even

know how to describe this like and stay on YouTube. This guy came out in a and he was head shaved down the middle, like hair around the side. Okay. Jewish prayer hall. Kind of like a rabbi. Ezekiel, like Lebunstein, he that he had on the back, blue, like, I know, I swear to God, this is true.

I swear to God, this is true. He was like a Ralph setup, like he's just like a Jewish wrestler. My jaw dropped. What is? It was like the Iron Sheik, but the Israel, like, the Israel, and the Empire, whatever. So that was the level, I mean, that was the level of absurdity. Absurdness that everyone was operating on.

Everyone should be going nuts. These Proz are just like, they ruin everything. They're just there to titillate and then plug their only fans. And they, what are you fucking doing? Well, I think, right. I think with Ralph Emania's down, she's itself to the place where Indie wrestling goes to get. That's crazy.

Yeah, where Indie wrestling goes to get raped. Ralph Emania, 2024. I don't know, it's been fascinating. It's a lot of blue checkmarks. I mean, now that doesn't mean anything. But some of these people are like legitimate verified wrestlers and they're going, I cannot believe that in the year of our alert 2023.

Someone would shout what happened and you were tricked by an alt-right psychopath into, yeah, there's been a lot of drama. You know what, the chance for the Jewish guy weren't even that bad considering, yeah, they're like, I can imagine how bad they could be. But they weren't that bad.

I thought it was, I was like, oh man, this is, this is gonna be really wild, and they weren't, they were just like enjoying the performance so much of the guy who's, I don't even if he's Jewish or not, but he was like, so what'd you get, like an hour of wrestling? And then, was it like two?

Two hours, that's pretty good. Two hours of wrestling. Ralph getting served. It's pretty wild. Yeah. They're their drinks or their refreshments. American Legion's Sal. It's like two bucks a beer.

That's beautiful. If you've been, I've been drinking a year ago. Years ago. Oh yeah. Yeah. Was it just an old guy behind the bar? Yeah. That's beautiful. And then

somebody pulled the ultimate, ultimate prank on Ralph. They sent him, they sent him some meat with a door dash. Yeah. I think I know the guy who keeps pulling those brains. Yeah. They keep doing, they never it's not, ooh, never have I seen such cruelty. They do this for an inquiry. They send DoorDest to your house and he throw it out and they go, got him. Oh, man. Yeah, Ralph Sators,

I hope that clever. The whole audience was being bold over as the guy came over and dropped the door to his spot. He looked like me, like Rami, like, beautifully packaged whole fillings. No, like uncooked ribs or something. Ooh.

Oh, because Ralph's a pig. Is that the joke, maybe? I'm probably even reading too far into it. I don't even think that's a bad deal with this meat. I guess we'll

should have cooked it up. Here's here's what I've got for you today. Well, hopefully Amber Jade or whatever fucking name is. Hopefully she loses about 20 or 15 pounds. 20 or 20 pounds. I already put a shot. What are you gonna say?

Hopefully she gets over this horrible injustice and maybe makes peace and returns for Ralph Emania. Again, they might, they might do another wrestling promotion this year. We'll see. Yeah, I might, they're saying they might do another wrestling promotion this year. We'll see. Yeah, I don't know. I hear it's Vito. Vito. You know, I'm upset about what they've done. Eminem's. Fuck this noise. Eminem's finally got it figured out. This is the, this is the ultimate candy for supporting women and flipping the status quo a bunch of country M&M.

Three, all the all women M&M package, only brown purple and green ones. Oh, ladies, that's what you need. M&M's. I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what to do with this anymore. Like, do these executives just sit around and they go, that would probably get headlines for like two days. That's it. That's all their job is now, right? I think they have lines

for like two days and then just who cares? I think they have, they have computers that finally figured out women to, to such a degree. Yeah. That the ad guys aren't even necessary. And the computers like, make it all it all women candy for candy and women. I'm in a power man. Women in candy are the same. They don't want to, they donate like 1% or something, do they even do that? To your ass.

I don't know what, I don't know what to do with this. You know, it's crazy. Like if you told me that cigarette companies were rolling out Mickey Mouse cigarettes for kids. And Mickey Mouse was like, hey kids on the front like smokes of a fucking cigarettes. Right. And it's cool. I think kids would have more self control than the women that this is marketed to like I look at this and I'm like, this is way worse than Joe Camel. I want to know, like does a woman go, I'm going to go by the all lady M&Ms? Like, if you think that consumer exists, yeah, they're all 300 pounds women.

But I think they would have bought M&Ms regardless. I don't think this encourages them to get out there. They're about Reese's pieces or something like that. This is like, what? That's what they feel empowered. Ooh, all the lady M&Ms? Ooh, I can't wait for this. I think this literally just exists. So you go, oh yeah, I remember M&Ms.

And it doesn't even matter what it is. It could be like, the M&Ms taking a shit on each other at this point. Like, all they were women though. Like if it was M&Ms getting fucked by dogs, that would be a good. Women would love it. Yeah, this is exhausting.

I don't understand it. You're gonna have against these, you're saying? No, I just, I'm against it in the terms of like, as a marketer. I want to talk to the marketing team. I want to go, but they're not allowed to tell me. I want to be like, what did you research that said, like we should do this?

Was it literally like, are you literally so stupid? Lizzo, they were like, were they help women with candy? Or is it like something weird and sinister and like data driven that you're not allowed to explain to me? How is data do you need to say, where, hey, let's make M&M's like about female empowerment? Well, it's like they have the idea.

I remember the gay skittles that are all white for some reason. White power skittles, I remember. Well, that's best of have the idea. Remember the gay skittles that are all white for some reason? White power skittles. Yeah, well, that's best in work. I don't get what I don't get. Just to clever. Yeah. This is what women need.

Women M&Ms. Well, I don't just put like a picture like a fat lady on the fucking package eating a bunch M&Ms. I guess. Yeah, you're right. They're making them kind of chubs too. This one doesn't take any of your mans flame. No, she really doesn't.

This one's got a point to raise after the meeting is over. They're going to be made. They're going to be fatty. But the purple one is shaped like a peanut Eminem and these are not peanut Eminem. So now I just like false advertising to begin with. I always do trans. It might be the trans Eminem.

I have some trans stuff too, hold on. Oh boy, don't you love?. It might be the trans Eminem. I have some trans stuff to hold on. Oh boy, don't you love? I just remember when the green Eminem was still sexy and you still wanted a fucker and they fucked it all up. All the Eminem, all the lady Eminem should have big Eminem titties. That would make me buy Eminem's. Okay, this is more, I don't know which one I like better. Women being sold candy or women being replaced by new women. Yeah, new women. Let's see here. This is the lady that owns Miss Universe, I guess, giving a speech at the Miss Universe.

Okay. Let's hear it. Wow, I guess if you're not watching the video, I gotta say again that this is Lady. That's the lady that sounds like. Does she own Miss Universe? Or, I think so. She's part of it. Okay. Because it sounds like Bobby Lee doing it.

Don't sound like Bobby Lee. Don't sound like Bobby Lee. But I assure you that it is not. It's a lady that owns, this is a beautiful woman. I don't like racist impression ever. I don't sound like Bob really. But I assure you that it is not. It's a lady that owns, this is a beautiful woman. Yeah. Uh oh.

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Oh yeah. Yeah, if you start late, it's like a lot of, like Katelyn Jenner's never gonna get there, you know? No, but then Cindy Crawford got mistaken for Presenter, do you see that know really? Wait, let me look for this Cindy Crawford first-genre Kate You better watch your ass

You know that people don't understand what the blockchain brings Oh, man all this all this watching our mouths, you watch this freedom. Well, you should have a specific, like backed by 30 minute bonus on each episode. Oh, yeah, good idea. Whatever you want. Not that specifically, but perhaps. Cindy Crawford is mortified. Oh, after she's mistaken for Kaylen Jenner,

the supermodel of 17 years younger than the former Olympian. Not gonna lie, I can see it. I can kinda see it. They got that, she's got, Crawford's got a very square job these days. What happened there? She's like 50 or something. I mean, she's still hot.

She's still hot, yeah. No, Caitlin still looks worse. I would still. Oh, you think? Yeah. What about, Caitlin, do you think specifically? A lot of neck stuff, the neck. Is it?

The gizzards. Or just a lot of neck. Like a linebacker. No, there's a lot of like extra neck skin and, but the grok. Yeah, not as smooth of the face. Yeah. And a very, what is the masculine quality

I'm seeing in Caitlin Jenner's face? The Adam Zappel. You're seeing. Well, I'm seeing like in the like the nose or something. Yes, the, the male nose. Well, it's a very pronounced bridge, but I would have thought that like the Neanderthal Eye bridge type of resemblance that you see in the Anderthal brow, the no cheekbones perhaps is what you see. That's yeah also the cheeks. The Citi Crawford has very perky big cheekbones. The saginal crest of the. Is that what that's called? I don't know. The eyebrows.

Yeah, it's a little. They can take a beating with fists. That's right. Protection brain in the first five. The first millions of years. Yes, perhaps that. I don't know. The big frontal cranium plate is definitely making itself known here.

The forward direction of the head instead of back as women will stand. Coming on this fucking show. Well, that's just what I, it's just differences. It's just differences to observe. Uh, view the gallery. Let's, oh, well, that, come on. That's a badge. Ha ha ha ha.

Cindy. Oh, okay. Oh, there's Caitlin. Oh, yeah, it's, uh, practically. Okay, Cindy. Cindy, standing like a, that's just a polo. Hey, and also, yeah, look, Cindy standing like a, that's just that. Paul is also, yeah, look, Paul's is on nearly identical.

No, no, no, no, like fucking, Kaelin looks like a hunchback here. Deachie does. I'm so over. Deachie does. Okay. Yeah. If you start laying, but I was going to say that,

that Asian lady is doing okay. It also in're Asian, cause anyway, wait, wait, let me hear more of her speech. I'm already kinda look like women to begin with. That's a horrible thing to say. Well, what are you gonna do? What do Italian men look like? Psychopath, I'll fuck him out.

I'm never gonna be a good looking lady. Let's put it that way. Would you, would you wanna be if you could? If you gave me the ability to jump into like a hot chick's body I'd go for it with now weener. No, I would still on a weener. I don't want to have a vagina. Okay, but you know, is it fucking weird? Although I wouldn't have to deal with the problem of come which we've discussed. Yeah, yeah, I think it's problem outside. Okay Here's some more from the lady that's beautiful woman. Yeah

I'm up the side. Okay, here's some more from the lady that's a beautiful woman. Yeah And they're eating it up. They're throwing M&M's at each other For all women Around the world I got a look up this individual. They're fascinating to me. I want to know exactly like a what point you go. Not only, because it's like, it's one thing to go, I know it now I'm a lady, but then like all of a sudden,

like, and I'm all about feminism, all this shit. It's like, but she just got here. She just became one. How do you know you're all about feminism? Yeah. It's like you come into a new town, like New Jack City roll everything over, right? You move to the Boston immediately buy a red socks cap and then you're fed with team. No, you're going to ease your way in, buddy.

Move to New York, become a senator, right? Mm-hmm. That's what they all do. Oh, sad week. This week I don't think Maddox is not going to be able to do his characters anymore. Yeah, I'm surprised that they are getting rid of the program he was using, which is, I believe, snap camera, right? Yeah.

So that's from, what is that snapchat? I don't know. Yeah. Well, snapchat, I think it's snapchat. Normally has all those filters you can use when you're snapchat. Like the banana in the cowboy. So he didn't make those. They were like, did you talk that?

I thought maybe he like had done, he made the backgrounds, I guess. Maybe. I thought that like maybe there was some amount of weird, kind of thing that went into it, but I did not realize these were like stock. Have you not seen him? Matt Cameron care his abilities on the 3D. I saw the one, I saw the one thing he uploaded. Are you sure?

The Sonic. So this is Maddox's little joke though. Like no, this is him doing it as hard as he possibly could. This is the best he could do. Shut up. He must have been he could do. Shut up. He must have been goofing around a little bit. All VD. You're gonna have to load up the incognito or VD.

Four innocent VD. Gotta give thanks. He's fucking around a little bit. Come on. No. He spent all night teaching people how to use ZBrush or some 3d or whatever he was using. Yeah, I don't know.

He did really just for some reason want to get into 3d animation at one point, right? Why would you think this would be a joke? Because it looks like complete talk shit. But what's the rest of his life look like? This is about on par with everything else. Right, but like, all right, I don't know exactly what he was going for, but I will say I've never seen anything like super competent out of him and he clearly gave it up at some point, right? So he was just joking for this and then never made anything good.

I don't know why he didn't stick with it. Like, he was making, didn't he make at least one animation? It's dog shit. Yeah, but I mean, whatever. That's the kind of content he likes to make. Yeah. His fans didn't like it though. So basically the snap camera program,

which was you could use those filters while using your web camera. Yeah. I've actually experimented with that program before. It's going away, I guess they're just discontinuing it, which is surprising to me, because I thought it had a lot of support. It's a surprise.

It can't be like grandfathered in or find a way to get it to run without the, you know, we get like another car that for this guy to get him to keep producing this content that we love so much for this show. The fact that he committed so much to this fucking banana character for so long. It's sad. It was sad, but like it would have been better if you decided of his own volition to stop, but that he's being forced out of it.

And that makes that a little bit retired by the game. If you don't retire from the game, the game retires you as Sean would say. He's 12 to 13 viewers are going to be devastated. I'm going to be devastated. I will never understand banana tox. I will never understand what do you mean? That he must just be so desperate for friendship or human connection. Yeah.

Rather than going out and seeking it in a real way, he pretends to be a banana online to entertain 10 people. Which is like psychopathic behavior. Yeah. It's not the behavior of a man who fear a melody at one point would have been considered like a successful internet personality and yeah. Yeah. It's impossible to put into words like I can't fathom it. We're like if I went home, if I was like in my house and I'm like oh boy, it's time for me to

pretend to be a banana for 12 people. I would buy a gun and kill myself, but he just keeps doing it. Like, he seems happy. I saw a banana docs clip and the banana went away for a second. It was just him like, last thing. Do anyone. He was the greatest thing that ever happened in his life. Now they took it away. He can't even do a banana on the internet like we're taking away the only thing that brought him joy for some reason. Oh, honey

Thank you. I Guess I'm excited to see what he does next He's got to come up with a gimmick Maybe he'll get a fucking like yellow tattoo all over his face and become banana talks forever, just a banana suit. Yeah, maybe. Why not? I don't know, we gotta find some way to buy him a lens

or something, I don't know. I just cannot understand it. And then people come in the chat and he assigns them what fruit they are. That's like the bit. Yeah. You're gonna be a strawberry. I don't like.

What is happening? I don't. And he does it for hours. Yeah. Three times a week. He talks about out, none of his friends hang out anymore because of COVID. He needs an intervention. All his friends are like psychotic about COVID.

If he just put that fucking work into his YouTube channel or like literally anything else, but no, he's a banana. And now he's not even that. Now he's not the banana. Nothing. I just can't wrap it up. Like the more I think about it, the more I'm like, I need to lie down. It doesn't make any sense.

It's so confusing to me. Okay, let's see. We've got some stuff about reparations. It's so confusing to me. Okay, let's see. We've got some stuff about reparations. That's pretty exciting coming up. I'm excited. San Francisco proposes a $5 million to each black long time resident.

Wow, how $5 million a piece? That it? Yeah, that doesn't seem like a nine. You can buy 40 acres of that, but not a mule. How about we give each of them a statue of three arms interlocked, like a weird monster. Yeah. With a poop mod, all the,

the growing drug. Uh, let's talk to my uncle, the sculptor about what he thinks about that fucking thing, because I guarantee he's like, yep, those are the people who get all the money. Oh yeah. It's not anybody who wants to make any beautiful, traditional thing.

I want to make this fucking stupid thing and a bunch of whatever. I mean, he would have never got that. You got to get a black sculptor, right? So he's thinking, like the CIA funded so many post-modern sculptures and artworks and stuff after World War II to break down the morale, to break down the patriotism and morale of the Soviet Union.

Okay. I mean, that's part of their playbook, like dumping money into art, because it's free for them. Sure. It's just, they just endlessly fund this, horrifically offensive art to make other artists compete for like what is horrific and like just like passionless garbage. Is that not, is that offensive to you? As offensive to you as it is to me?

Well, if the government is funding like our own cultural destruction. I don't know if they're doing just free money, but I don't know exactly what they're trying to accomplish. We did talk about how the whole concept of art grants just results in a bunch of shitty artists competing with the shitty. Yeah. It should probably not be publicly funded.

She go back to the way it was where corporations wanted a big stupid thing to put in their lobby. And that's how art got funded. Yeah, our insane people. Yeah. Like private insane people. Yeah. Build me a thing.

Build me a big, mostly a better stuff. They're actually a better stuff. Are there good, I never walk around like old LA to see like, are there good statues in LA anywhere? I don't think so. I don't know. Like you walk around Boston. There's a lot of great classical sculpture in the parks and everything.

Oh, there are. Yeah, and it's all great. It really is a tragedy when you're like, this is just, this is just really good, you know, it'll be like, liberty and it's a guy and I don't know, he's got like a hammer that represents something and a dove and like something cool. Yeah, it's like so good. Look at that. Yeah, you feel good about it.

And you see a bunch of arms holding each other and you. Yeah, it's like so good. Look at all the fun. Yeah, you feel good about it. And you see a bunch of arms holding each other. And you're like, I feel like poop. Yeah, this is weird. It's fucking, like that bean, where's that big, the Chicago bean? That's Chicago.

That was a technological project. Yeah, because they had to build it. You make it symmetrical. Could you dip it in that, so it's seamless, but it's still. Still stupid. Still stupid. You know, when we were in Chicago, they had it all blocked off,

so they could sell tickets for a winter wonderland. You guys fucking serious. See, I didn't allow the go to it. No, we couldn't even see your goddamn idiot. I'd rather see just like old buildings and architecture and stuff. And I think we have one wonder Chicago is at the warf the pier.

Yeah. That was all the fan of this like brutalism that every building is and like skyscraper so I just like flumbled up. Carbage. Yeah. Me either I hate all the return to tradition people, but I think they're right about that. Well, the problem is it's just too expensive to make that shit.

And there's too many, I think there's too about that. Well, the problem is it's just too expensive to make that shit. There's too many zoning, we're not zoning, what if building regulations and shit? It's like even if you want to make it that way, it's just so expensive that it's only mile, fuck it. Every building should have gargoyles. I saw this thing where the guy was talking about how making things that are pleasant to look at makes them last longer

because people aren't just cruel to them. Signs that are made to look at least nice. It's a good point. It makes people not want to destroy the area around it. As opposed to, did you see, I mean, you know, you're already reporting on this, but you see the end whites who premises street signs Some more that are going up in America. Let me report on that You'll have to look at

$5 million for a person. There you go. That's definitely gonna get Street sign these are like actual street signs put up. Oh God go to the street signs tell you that This is like a brand new story I saw. Okay. Fuck, look on Twitter or something. But basically, some town put up all these signs that are like white people, stop killing black people,

but they're like in the style of like actual street signs. And they're like below like, and you're like, what the this is insane. Somebody does anybody have that? And then he has that link. I think I might have tweeted about it. I don't know, but I was like, I remember that guy.

Have you been following that account monitoring bias? No, he reports on, you know, statistics. Oh, yeah. But like, he's actually pretty, he's pretty like rigorous. He's like, he doesn't, you know, delve into like super racist shit. He's just like, listen, if you want to know who's killing other black people, like, here it is.

It's black teenagers. Yeah, they're all doing it. Teenagers. I mean, really, I don't even think you can say it's like the fucking the teenager part is the most important part. Look up the monitoring bias account because I know he tweeted about it. But yeah, it's like, why would you put up a sign that's like, hey, white people stop killing black people when you're like, yeah, that's happening.

But like, if you really want to like help, like, and this is not a racist thought, it's like, dude, we got to convince black people to stop killing other black people. Like, that is the single most horrific thing we're going on. No, you'll see actual streets on. You're bringing an FBI statistics. No, no, no, no, no, that's what this guy off brand for you. It is off. I hate when he posts stuff and then I read it and I go, well, what am I going to do?

I mean, it's real. What he's talking about, you know, all the, the IQ gaps and the SAT gaps and everything else. Right, and they just put bodies on that like an actual two people hugging. Why did they take the bodies off? Because somebody had a fucking idea and they ran with it. But if the Lincoln Memorial just like a beard floating there and then shoes, the big, but the ghost dead. Yeah.

We really do. Look, I mean, you can say that racism is a problem that it is, but like, if I was not, it's not the worst problem. It's not the worst problem. It's a fucking black community. My god, they have a lot of other stuff that I would love to help them out with. I can't find what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't know. I'm an idiot. Give me the keyboard. I'll find it in two seconds. Give me the keyboard. I'll find it in two seconds. Actual woke black people. Be the mouse. Okay. I see a Don Draper meme.

That's about it. But yeah, have you been, are you worried about institutional racism? Me personally? Yeah. Not really. No, no. Well, you should be thick. It's a big, not really. No, no. Well, you should be thick.

It's a big, big problem. Well, I thought I retweeted it, but maybe I didn't. We're not used to eating about magic cards. Fuckin' wheelchairs and dungeons to track. Well, I don't think that's- You know what it's annoying about the wheelchairs and dungeons and dragons is that every time I never hear that people are pissed about this stuff. I just hear people going,

if you don't like, if you don't like it, if we're queer, get used to it. Okay, here we go. Okay, here it is. See this image of street signs and DC floating around. I believe these are real street signs. Maybe I've been trolled, but I've been told these are real. Let's see. I've seen this image of street signs in DC floating around. If white supremacy actually

controlled this nation, you really think signs like this would be allowed. Also, I'd like to know what clown stop killing black people really? White supremacy kills. I wonder if these are unofficial like some group just put these up, but my understanding was like that some some town council approve These are something we can just put up signs that be funny. I mean you really shouldn't Is any legal it is technically illegal why? Well It's a I don't know it's just kind of take it down. Oh, yeah, they could take it down I think it's if you make it look a fit. Did you ever see that guy who that's like Fucking fraud like fake covid vaccines

Okay, there was some guy who actually added on the freeway like a like an air well for the ramp There for like five years until they realized it like wasn't supposed to be for some reason they replaced it with With their own amazing guys Thanks got forbid anyone provide a street assigned to help with this interchange. Well, this is what we need is like, can you imagine you're already trying to figure out the parking laws and fucking DC and you're throwing your car to get towed

and you're like, okay, I can't park between two and five. All right, street sweeping on Tuesdays. Protect black and brown children. Ah, fuck. He's like, do you get out? Is that like a ticket? If I don't protect a black child, are you gonna tow my car?

It's a little much. It's a little much. It's a little much. Okay, wait, here's the one, here's the thing I wanted to bring in about the reparations. Here's what it won't work. Well, here's two things about. I'm told that this is like a performative, one of those performative liberal things, you know,

where they go, we're gonna make it illegal to own a gun, if you have a bait or whatever, you know. Well, yeah, but so was welfare until now, it's like the law. That's like, that is reparations. But I'm saying, they're not gonna give five million dollars to every playing person. Well, well, we'll just give them a couple hundred thousand.

Yeah, couple hundred thousand. So, you're being crazy. Something like conspiracy theory. Here's the quote by this idiot. If you believe American chattel slavery was wrong, you should support direct cash reparations. It's really that cut and dry. Okay, then no, I don't think it was wrong. If that's the, if that's going to be the new, the meme and the phrasing, then no.

Then it was fine. Actually it was cool. It was based. Well actually, actually the people that fucking housed all the channel were taking advantage of, because what do you just have a limited time to work and then we got a house you're asked and feed your ass until the end of time. It's true. I mean, we got a factor in all the free boat ride.

Who was the perfect to me? Reparations boat. Who was the perfect idea? Who's the perfect idea? Reparations, what about the free trip? The free boat ride. That shit adds up. Let's start, let's bring Colonel Parker in here to start knocking things off the top. I wanna know what percentage of blank people can trace their ancestry back to slavery.

Good question. Is it the vast majority? I don't even know. I don't know. Here is, here is. Well, my hometown of Amherst, Massachusetts actually did approve reparations for black people. See, so you're saying it's just a meme, but well, I think their reparations were like, I don't think they gave money to black people.

I think it's more like they had a fund and you know, if you have a black project, they have to give you some of their guilt money to help fund your statute or painting or interpretive dance or something. Here is, here is who is, who's hype on diversity. You ever had that guy on your show? I hit the crib. No, I've called into his show though.

Yeah. Liberal whites, I don't want to spoil it for you. Liberal whites are more enthusiastic about diversity. So here's the question. Black people than everyone. Here's the survey. On balance, I don't know what that means. Do you think having an increasing number of people of many different races, ethnic groups

and nationalities in the US makes this country a better place to live, a worse place to live, or does it make no difference? Black people said, 10% said it's a worse place because there's many, many different diversities. 54% said it's better because they have all the different diversities. So black people mostly like it. Yeah, and then what is this? 40, 30, 40, say there's no difference. Okay. Yeah.

So about 50% Hispanics, about 50% like it is white. So blacks in Hispanics, it's about 50-50. Yeah. Is it better or I don't care. Yeah, there's a lot of I don't care. Like that, it doesn't make a difference. White liberals, 87%. We love it. So that's fracked. That's basically all dick. All those different foods, which

is the only thing white people care about. I'm just about the tacos. I like pie. Diversity. I had Ethiopian the other day. I don't eat it, but I need it. I like looking at it and I like thinking about it. I just wanna know that it exists, you know? I mean, it's just a line. It's just a line you're fed, your whole life, diversity is our strength.

That white people are fed. Yes. White liberals are fed. Is non-liberal. I don't think the ones who go to school. Non- Non- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-li-

All right, that's my one. That's my one joke. Non-liberal whites. Yeah, 42% say it's better. Non-liberal whites. Wow, that's a lot. Even, yes, surprisingly, even 40% of you, uh, really? Psychopaths are on board for the next day. So I'm right in the middle. Oh, sure. I'm the. I'm the Hispanic category. But more, more non-liberal whites will say no than any other group. 27% say diversity is our weakness. It makes it worse.

Wait, wait, wait. Right there, non-liberal whites. Yeah. 27%. Those guys are, uh, that's a lot. Why are you living real? Send them back.

Really fucking loving. Send them on back, they say. Okay, let's see if I have anything else. California about California. California. Oh, surgery for fat kids. Maybe this will be the last thing I got to look into. That shot that they're talking about.

Oh, yeah. I saw that too. I know somebody who's been taken it. They say since October, they've lost 30 pounds. Oh, yeah. I saw that too. I know somebody who's been taken at, they say since October, they've lost 30 pounds. Really? Yeah. Like barely changed anything. Here's teachers are testing,

or kids are testing their teachers' engagement ranks to see if they're real diamonds. Oh, no. Oh, that's great. Yeah, you got to get these bitches. I think you got the wrong links. What? I sure do. Oh no. Oh, that's it. Yeah, you got to get these bitches. I think you got the wrong links. I sure do. Oh no.

That's okay. Because they all have the, all the kids are watching TikToks now and there's a bunch of TikTok guys, you know, go around. High school students spark chaos by testing teachers. Yeah, do they have like the age may have like the diamond gadgets?

Yeah. I don't know, pretty funny. Don't let these women get away with being happy. Testing teachers, women, right. That's pretty great. All right, surgery for fat kids, here we go. All right, get them under the, this is, now this is a radical surgery I approve of. Children struggling with...

Today in fat knew. Obesity should be evaluated and treated early and aggressively, including with medications for kids as young as 12 and surgery for those as young as 13, according to a new guidelines from the American Academy of Beatrix. I'm on board for this though. Why? Because like everybody assumes that all fat kids,

it's like, well, you know, just go run around more, blah, blah, blah. It's like a lot of them. They're stop eating first. Well, yeah, there's some of that, but there are kids who have like, just after drinking soda. Absolute, what do you call it?

Genetic issues that make it harder to like, you know, lose weight. They're parents. That's the gen. What do you have fat parents Genetic issues, the mega harder to like, you know, lose your parents. That's the gen. What do you have parents you legitimately have like fat genes drinking high C and Capri Sun all day? Well, but there's skinny kids who drink that shit too. Look, yes, diet and exercise is very useful.

If you're a kid, you just don't, you just don't eat sugar all day. But there's like, there's kids that eat sugar all day and they don't can't wait. Like there is a big genetic component to weight loss that we're figuring out. I don't think it's that big. I don't think it's big enough to require surgery at all of the sudden.

Like that hasn't been the case. That's made no surgery for, I don't, maybe depending on what they have. Okay, 13 year old, you're gonna have your tits bound and then go in for liposuction. And Josh Denny, at the same time. Yeah, he's Josh Denny's thing he was talking about. Remember we're talking to him. And he said like he had an injury during a hockey or something.

Yeah. And like something about the injury he thinks like fucks up, fucked up his metabolism for the rest of his life. Oh. And I think there might be like some thing there. I don't know. So Josh Denny can go in for surgery. I know everybody right now is already frantically typing out comments about my fat

apologists. Whiz. Fat brain. Yeah, well, I don't want it. I don't think your teen year old kids should be going in for liposuction. Listen to that. How many fat people you know that got it? Liposuction doesn't work. The stomach because it doesn't work. How many fat people do you know that got it? A liposuction doesn't work.

The stomach stapling doesn't book in work. The stomach stapling doesn't work. It's all like a temporary fix. If you get the stomach stapling and you put the way back on, it's, I think you should be free. It should be free. It should be range making fun of you forever. I think most people I know got the stomach stapling.

It has not, you know, it stayed off for a while, but then it just comes back. And I don't know. I think your stomachs just eventually loosens back up or something. I don't know what it is. Yeah. But I think right now, science, they're making some very interesting discoveries about metabolism, whatever else.

Again, the semi-glutide shot, who I've had multiple people swear, that all you do is you take the shot. And the worst part is right now the FDA is like, we might ban it. Because every time we fucking figure out how to not be fat, they're like, we need you to be fat. We need you to be buying bread and cookies and oil. And he's kidding, isn't it? Well, this is gonna buy these fucking M&Ms.

If not, you fatties. It's a super pyramid, man. Come on. They figured out that fucking one drug that was making everybody skinny in the last track yeah and then what's your name uh... and it means who's the one yeah and fed him it's exactly they figured out it was making everybody skinny and then like I gotta take it away no one's out there she yeah did everything riddellin should be fucking over the counter free drugs yeah like one

i am sick of the government telling you, hey, yeah, we've basically found wonder drugs that make your life better, but unless you're a rich person with a permissive doctor, you can't have them. Yeah. Just let us poison our own fucking bodies FDA. Definitely not.

I don't care if I have a heart attack if I'm a skinny guy, it'd be great. I want to be on and fed a means. So you could have, you could have your, a weener cutoff and your stomach state, but you can't get before you're, but you still can't get steroids. You can't get steroids. I have a cigarette. I can't get HGH. You can't get A in this shit. Can't get mushrooms or anything fun. I'm outqueed. But if I go to a doctor right now and I go, I want to cut off my kids. My kids dick.

I want to help my kid cut off their dick so they can be a fat. The most perfect part, yeah, and their fats. I want to rip out their stomach. A doctor will go, well, you've got to clean them, estrogen. That's just normal. That's what every human should aspire to. I don't know how my husband to have anything.

He doesn't like it, but fuck him. And there's still, there's still states that will not legalize marijuana. What is happening? Insanity. Pretty wild. Insanity. Okay, I think that's all from my eyes.

It's pretty good. There's a guy who, let me see, is the guy who wanted to have an argument here? I don't know. Did he leave? Let me see. Oh yeah, Logan come on buddy. Don't tell me you didn't leave Let's see if Logan is still available

There's a couple people are they in the chat Somebody saying rename fat watch to Vito watch fuck you So what is saying, rename fat watch to Vito watch. Fuck you. You a piece of shit. Is that this guy? Colleagues. Imagine knowing that he's, that he's run out, to he run.

I don't know. We'll see, we'll see if we can get Logan on here. Hey, Dick, A bleacher says congratulations. No, he's not. Maybe he built. Maybe he built. Congratulations on your Patreon alternative question. How do you protect users' creators

against Maddick itself being a centralized pump and dump risk? Well, yeah, I've seen this come up about polygon being too centralized. I don't know, are you, do you follow any of this stuff? None of this means anything to me. Yeah, like obviously Bitcoin is like the oldest and the most tested when it comes to censorship,

but Ethereum, it's more centralized, polygon's a little bit more centralized, but you know, tornado cash still exists on Ethereum. It's, centralized, Polygon's a little bit more centralized, but you know, tornado cash still exists on Ethereum. The differences between, they're saying they're worried that your platform was based on Ethereum. Yeah, and Polygon, and then by virtue of Polygon Ethereum, because it's a sidechain. I mean, I don't think it's a, but what goes into the Creator's wallet? It's USDC or what?

USDC. So, can't campaign is cash out whenever the USDT or whatever stable coins, like honestly, we could rig it up for any kind of cryptocurrency, you are any kind of ERC 20 compliant cryptocurrency. My question is like, let's say worst case scenario, there's some sort of rug poll. Like if you're depositing your funds into your own private wallet every month, doesn't even matter. Well, we can every month, doesn't even matter. Well, we can't run this. We can't run. I think they're saying, what is the risk of the entire blockchain, like the entire blockchain

of Polygon or Ethereum being corrupted by corporate interest? And I don't think that's realistic because they haven't yet. They'll stop, they'll stop. You're saying they'll become like, what are the odds? They become like a visa mastercard and start climbing up the streets. Yeah. What seems to be happening is that the government gets involved before that. Like you've got, you've got tornado cash being a USDC We've got tornado cash being a USDC sanctioning like North Korea and terrorists specifically and only them. And I think there's a lot of like purity tests going into it, but I can't find any. I can't find any actual.

It's a lot of snow, I assume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, I don't think that's, I don't think that's realistic. I mean, if it happened a day, it's like, well, you know, whatever it was a good experiment. You're talking about going to court versus just having your shit turned off. Like if USDC turns you off, first of all,

you can use, you can get it out of your wallet right away. You can use a different stable coin, like a tether or die or something else. And anything else we put on, we could put bad on there, anything else. But the difference is being just turned off or the government actually having to come to your door and shut you off, which is what they'll have to do. Like the guy, the guy who made tornado cash got arrested by like Amsterdam authorities.

Jesus. Yeah, but you still in jail? I don't know, probably. But that's the on behalf of the US government or on behalf of probably. But that's on behalf of the US government or on behalf of the, like, isn't everything on behalf of the US government. I don't know what's going on in crypto. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. That's a conversation for another time, I think. Let me see. He's not. Does they just send him the link? So either he finds it or he doesn't. Cameron says, really craving some liquor soup right now.

Thanks for all the laughs before I found you. I was an angry person. You showed me out of laugh again. Got my funny veins flowing again. The only manly podcast that actually helps young men instead of brainwashing, it doesn't sell you anything. Cut off your dick. Hang in there.

Love you, dick. Thanks again. Take hormones until you're happy. Sneakos becoming the new Andrew Tade. What is going on with sneaco? Come on. He was groomed by Andrew Tate as a brother. He was a brother.

I get a real weird sick feeling watching him talk now and just regurgitating Andrew Tate's lines. Like, oh, you got groomed. Like, you got groomed as a model, man. I think he sees a hole in the, the manosphere and he's gonna fill it. So he's gonna fill it. So he's chirping a Greta now. I saw that he was, yeah, I'm like, bro.

You're not gonna win that fight, but you're not that funny. When you go at the Queen, you don't come for Thunderburg because she'll bring the fucking hammer down. Our guy says, hey, Dick, I've been a fan for a long time. I've had enough and after two weeks of psychedelics and fever dreams from the coup,, if I plan to leave. Oh, big fan, thank you. I also have this.

You can call yourself. That's how I read this. Also, I have the cash to retire. Who know I want to be a cowboy or as I had said, a pirate? Love you dick. Fuck you dick, love you Sean. Well, I can't tell if you're gonna kill yourself, but I hope not.

If you are, buy the t-shirt, obviously. Yeah, be the first one to do that. Be the first one to buy the t-shirt. I tell you some guy sent me this long email. It was like, listen, I've been listening to you guys on the show. I don't know if I'm going to be around that much longer. It was kind of sound like suicidal or something. But I've been working on this book forever and it's very important to me and I wanted someone to have it before I died and no attachment.

And then he goes, I'm sending this from a burner email. I really hope it finds you and I send a email back and I'm like, well, you know, it's got to a t-shirt. It's actually t-shirt. It's so, sign alright. What do you want me to, mean again he said it was like a burner email so he's probably not he's

like oh at least I sent out my life's work to veto at someone welcome to it and I'm like you didn't attach the file that kind of if that guy if you're out there and you're still alive like first of all don't kill yourself second of all if you do by the shirt of all, I do not have your book.

Google even, like, reminds you to. It's your legacy is dead unless you fix it. Pernis says diversity scores. I tried to figure out, I'm moving, I tried to figure out where exactly I want to move to, and all these school and city ratings are useless because they include diversity as a metrics. And there's no way to exclude it. So basically I'm having to come up with my own maps. For example, I'll see a school that has a lower score.

I'm thinking, huh, how? Dig deeper and their scores are off the charts. Their test scores are off the charts, but they don't have diversity, and they don't serve underpillaged communities. It's insane. Too many Asian kids. Oh yeah, that's proud of you. But do you want your kid in a school Too many Asian kids. Oh yeah, it's proud.

But do you want your kid in a school too many Asian kids? Because then they're always gonna be overshadowed. That's true. Let's see here. Ed says, Vito and Sean seem dismissive of vaccine deaths. My sister died in May from a blood clot. Posting heart attack.

Shoulda, shoulda, you know, the gene pool has a way of working itself though. The doctor said they believe it was caused by the Moderna vaccine. She was 45. The doctor told you they believed the vaccine. Yeah, that's what happened. It caused your sister's blood clot.

That's what happened in this guy. Can you believe that? Well, I mean, that vaccine, I mean, it is part of Bill Gates' test for the next generation of human being if you can't get through it. Yeah. We don't need you.

So it's like a filter? Yeah, it's a filter. It's a, you think about that. What do you think about that? It's a dyed suddenly. Documentary. Oh, is there a documentary now? Tied suddenly?

I'll dyed suddenly. Yeah. I think it's one of those things where if you fixate on a certain thing, you start to see it in nature all the time. Like Dick, if I told you 15 was your lucky number, you would suddenly start- You know! You're gonna suddenly, if you actually fix it, you will start seeing 15s everywhere and you'll go, my God, I can't believe there's so many 15s around me that I have noticed. Now that you're looking for all these deaths. Okay, you're suddenly, ooh, there's a pattern.

Oh, look, I can't believe it. Though, athlete, there's ever had a hot attack before. I'm not turning a game. Yes, that happened. No, not to death. Why don't you get some data? Why don't you show me some stats, all right? Yeah.

So you don't like the died side. You don't think there's a lot of young people dying. You can show me individual news reports. You have to show me that it's like a definitive trend that like more athletes are falling over than ever before. Yeah. I can't be like, well, we have these three news stories. Like I could probably find you news stories from across any period of time and get you the same. Yeah, I don't think so. I think I think I get the data. I think once you, I'm not going to argue with the numbers if you get them, you know what? Once you violate, once you violate the consent of the people that you're governing with

medical information, like, and just believe whatever they want, then you're inviting a, uh, a Pandora's box of, uh, uh, anarchy. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's anything goes. It's, if you care, if you don't care, whatever stats you have, any methodology, socratic method is gone. Scientific process is out the window. I'm the same amount of money to say, oh, there was a comet in the sky two years ago. And

they gone if deaths since we saw the comet have gone up. You know, this is what you need to connect it to something with actual facts and evidence. Not anymore. Okay. As soon as you violate consent, this is everyone to react. It's all reacting to Biden getting elected. All these people only started dying because they're so dismayed over the election. There it's that.

No, because when your sister dies and they made you get a vaccine that you didn't want, then it's your right to blame anything you want forever. Girl nuts. I'm just, that's just one of my sister couldn't hack it. Okay, let's say. Maybe in the next life. Hey, Dick. Oh, that's advice.

Lofty pixels is a dumbass. Do you hear that? I didn't listen to it, but he was like, that guy is very, like I gotta, I gotta talk about this with Dick. Dick needs to know that it's, if Lex Friedman wants to read bucks, but I like, he's always liked that. It's weird.

Yeah. I'm trying to get this guy in here, but. Is he actually messaging you? How did that go though? What did he just say? Well, it's actually a book list for his closest followers. And they're gonna have a boy guy. Books are gay.

He's thought like, they're gay. Yeah. Anyone who ever read a book has sex with men. He just thought that Lex Friedman was encouraging people to read and it's just obviously not. Like he's just trying to look smart and be intellectual. Yeah. He's trying to pretend to be an MIT.

Well, guys, if we just all read more books in the new year, maybe we can expand our brains and learn to believe in each other. And then we'll love being poor. Hey, Dick, it's me, Maddie Ray, the AI Archguy, listening to lofty pixels segment on the latest episode at the time of typing this. What a fucking moron.

I too wasted countless hours and thousands of dollars on an English degree. And I actually have read all but three of the fancy books on Lex Friedman's list for the Monday and Dumbasses. I am filled with regret. Reading is pointless. At best, it's a handicap medium that restricts the ability to storytell by limiting the artist to the single element of text on a page. Should've been a comic.

Yeah. More Hans and Autis with no ability to pick up on nuance. Prefer this medium because they can't handle watching a TV show or a movie that has multiple mediums occurring simultaneously, sound acting, visuals, music, etc. The most insufferable readers among them use the tired, but books are more better than the film because my brain thought it was more different. They think they're smarter than the millionaire producers, writers, directors are that interpret them from shitty copy to a multi-million dollar project involving dozens,

sometimes hundreds of them. They're not. Yeah, it is interesting to have gone from a period of time where I'm like, books are so great to now, like, I'm like, what the fuck, fucking books? In audio books are the same. Fuck this shit. Yeah. Basically, so you're proud of like listening to a podcast, great.

Good job. I don't know. Like, yeah, I haven't to a podcast, great. Good job. I don't know, like, yeah, I haven't read a book and forever. Some, like they're, they're fun. But they're not nearly as important as we thought they should be. Yeah. Scroll down to the chat that you go in the chat.

No, he, I don't think he did. Not an idiot. Well, you'll have to have him on next week, maybe. Ugh. Ugh. Logan. Uh, he, ugh. Logan. If reading a book a week makes you smarter because you're consuming more art than sitting on your fat ass,

bingeing Netflix must make you a fucking genius. And if that's not the case and less artistic content flowing into your brain, all it wants is why books make you smart than skipping the book and sitting on your ass, staring at a wall once a week is actually the big brain move. No, I don't know. I wanted to go through point by point, but I already feel bad for typing as much shit as I have. Sorry for making you read this. Thank you, Maddie Ray for all your A.I.R. You should be.

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Attached is the info for my son. He's an avid listener of your podcast and we used to watch and listen weekly together. His name is Dirty Don. So if you would be able to maybe without using his real name, he used the nick on your show. Be great. I guess this lady can't find her son.

Dirty Don is missing. Yeah, I know it's not a normal thing for you to do, but I'm trying every avenue I can't define him. Why would you not want you his name read then? Uh, I don't know. Maybe he's, uh, maybe she's, I don't know. Maybe she's hoping that he's listening to every episode of the show. She's just trying to convince him to come home without bothering anybody.

Maybe that's it. Hmm. It's a way of saying, I don't want him associated with your show. I just want you to find him. That's not the guy who's it. Or get a way of saying, I don't want him associated with your show. I just want you to find him. That's not the guy who's missing. Look at this Michael felps shit. Now someone sent this in, partnered with Pfizer. I've been working on something.

Look at this, look at this shit. I'll get back to the missing son. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Look at this, look at this shit. Yeah, okay. Michael felps. Sure.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is so scummy. Okay. Don't you think? Just what is it? I've been, okay. Michael Phelps, I've been working on something that I can finally share with you.

Michael Phelps has been working on this. He wants to share it with me. He can finally share it. Thank you, Michael. It wasn't until recently that I learned my struggle with depression puts me at high risk for severe COVID-19. Are you fucking kidding me? Michael, I hope you get a fucking heart attack.

You scum fuck asshole. Fuck you. I hope you're. He's suffering from severe depression. Dude, that is so fucked with all his millions of dollars in a world accolades Who would not be depressed other than Michael Phelps? I don't know why I can't stretch this thing out Stretch it inwards left there. Yeah, there we go. Okay I've been working on something

There we go. Okay. I've been working on something. My depression, it wasn't until recently that I learned, so he's been working on this for a while. Just taking care of his health is so important to me. It makes me a better dad, husband, son and friend. That's why I'm partnering with Pfizer and corporations to encourage people

to know what risk factors could put something. So it's take the vaccine. Yeah. So Michael Ph take the vaccine. Yeah. So Michael Phelps is partnering with Pfizer. It's good for us to find. It's how you, that your depression, you're sad. So if you're sad and lonely in life,

you're gonna fucking die. You're gonna die. And you need to take, this is fucking, if like, if the Catholic church put some shit out, I'd copy out like this, you'd be pissed at them, right? Well, if it, I told them what, go to church, you're gonna die?

Yeah, you're gonna be dead for your family. You guys, come on. The blood clots are fun. They're excited. They're fun, you spit up a big line of blood. Everybody has a good time with it. Shit. Michael, she's watching the be as healthy as my,

do you lose the lady? She already lost her kid. Can you put out the APB? I guess that it seems like the point is, uh, if, if you are listening to the show, dog boy, your boy dog or what's his name? Yeah. Dirty Don. Dirty Don.

Dirty Don. Your mother misses you. Hold on. Zen, something. Please don't do anything drastic. Zen, Rala, Zek is dirty Don. There you go. Well, if she doesn't want to dox him, I'm not even going to lie.

I'm going to put this on. How can I put his face on then? Did she say put his face on? What's more than a, how do you not want to do that? How do you not want to go back to the email real quick? What Did she say put his face on? What's more than a how do you not want to do the email real quick? What did she say? He officially went missing on December 4th. No, maybe he's using his real name. The neck or both on both of your shows would be greatly appreciated. He officially went missing on December 4th. No bank, sell, car, no popping up for activity whatsoever. He will go to libraries though or will connect

to do whatever, including listening to podcasts. Okay. She says casts, not podcasts. Don't make fun of his mom. Maybe that's the reason he ran away. Okay. The point is, dirty dawn.

Come on, stop being a bitch. Go home. Maybe she's possible though. Anybody's cause trouble for his family. There's other ways, even if you, even if it is a, I don't care if he's my name a car, we don't know why. We don't know why.

Let me know of searching for him. Thank you for answering. All right, well, he is a Caucasian male with hazel eyes, brown hair. If you find a guy that looks like this, grab him. Don't let him get away. He's trying to escape. We can't show his name for some.

He works for the Matrix. Don't you gotta find him. This terrible is a missing person. This terrible look. I don't know if. You got to find him. This is terrible. It's a missing part of this terrible look. I don't know if I'm supposed to put this number in stuff though. Well, I think you were supposed to, I guess, censor this poster. I don't think so. I was just putting it up.

Yeah, I was just putting it up. I was like, this is the name. If your kid's missing, who cares of his name? I don't know. Is she going to be embarrassed? He was on the show. It's like right there. Regardless, Douglass.

This is a prank. He's probably not gonna listen to this episode. He's gonna go, oh, it's a fucking veto episode. And then he's not gonna hear any of this. And then he's gonna be messing forever. I fucked it up. Dirty Don, come on. Head on home, head on back.

Logan, you fucking idiot. What ever, fuck you. Yeah, I mean, You didn't come by. We're all praying for Dirty Don to be safe. Yeah. And Dirty Don, if you don't go home, the least you can do is subscribe to the Patreon's patreon.com slash the Dixiel.

Right. And patreon.com slash biggest problem. Cause you're gonna need a podcast to keep you warm while you've abandoned your family. I've got an advice question here. Actually go home though. How to get a fem cell with low self-esteem. I know a girl is what this guy says, Terry.

I know a girl who is a legit fem cell as in mid-20s, admitted to never gotten into a relationship or gotten laid. Wow, never been kissed. Thing is, I have a mild crush on her. She knows I'm interested in her, but she insists she cannot have a relationship due to her autism and her living with her parents at her age. So she retarded. How much autism does she call the young people or retarded these days? How much autism do you think she has?

She's like, I can't do anything with you because I'm like, you're autistic here. You're a parent, oh my God, you're completely unlike every other young person of your generation. No one else is possibly going through this exact same thing for some reason. your parents, oh my God, you're completely unlike every other young person of your generation. No one else is possibly going through this exact same thing for some reason. Any idea how to get her out of that funk, the funk of being a giant, a tangenhole.

And you need your own place. Or should I just move on? No, you need an apartment. I'm the same age, but I'm moderately successful. Living on my own, $100,000. You're good. Just invite her over. Why does she got to be at her parents house?

She has so much autism. You go, baby, come on over. We'll play Smash Brothers. I'll make you pizza rolls and I don't know. Oh yeah. I want you to cover your head in a towel when you have a panic attack. I have a weighted blanket.

I have a weighted towel. Just for you. I have like the old Sonic. We can make a pillow. We can make a pillow. Yeah, we watch Sonic cartoons. Thomas the Tank Engine. Turn your house into a like a plush autistic safety zone with a bunch of like her, you know, like favorite treats and loud cartoon noises put on blueie.

Get like new bed sheets, they're like toy story bed sheets, or slime bed sheets. Sarah, put sharks on the wall. Girls are into that. If you have stickers of sharks and just make your apartment into a little autistic playland. Just commit because that's why you're going to be living in for the next. I mean, she's got to come over once and she's never going to want to leave. She's going to go, I'm just going to go to the island. Just commit because that's why you're going to be living in for the, for the next, the rest of the life. I mean, she's going to come over once and she's never going to want to leave.

She's going to go, I fail safe. Yeah, I feel safe. Locker in the closet, turn the vacuum cleaner on and put it in front of the doors. So she gets you scared to leave. Anytime she gets near the door, plug the vacuum cleaner back in, she goes, and runs back to receipt, making her want to do a, and runs back to receipt. Make a move to fucking Mr. Rogers neighborhood, have puppets to like convince her of stuff.

I should call my parents. You shouldn't call your parents. You should stay in that day. You suck retin' penis. Any ideas how I can get her out of that funk or should I just move on? Well, don't move on. No, you'll be yourself up forever.

I'm the same age, blah, blah, blah. I don't wanna move on. Well, don't move on. No, you'll be yourself up forever. I'm the same age, probably, I don't want to move on. Not exactly a social butterfly myself either, but you got home field advantage, man. Yeah, either. So another chance may never come up. The fact that you have another chance of getting laid will never come up. Not once. This is the only time you have the home field advantage. You have the place. Cause you can't hang out with every parent's place. She has to come over to your place.

Tell her we're going to play Sonic, fucking whatever it is. Mania. Sonic Mania. We're going to play the new Sonic game. That's the one she wants to play. The one that just came out. That's trash. Buy her a copy of yes sonic

Unleak what is it? Oh fucking Chronicles or some ship? Sonic Chronicles and have her come over and be like we're gonna be we're gonna fight all the blue rings this time No, oh boy. I can't wait and It's good advice. It is good advice. All right. I've met these girls. I think that's that might be all I have I might have another fat watch That watch today and that news. You know this bit that we do here, fat watch. Oh, I'm aware, Dick.

I'm aware of that. There's a backlash to Gatorade featuring a plus size yoga. This was like, this was a Gator bird. Isn't, is that not obvious? I didn't get gay or I'm in with that. I asked the size of a bus. That's the largest lady. Look at that. There's a lot of big ladies.

That's a lot of weight on those elbows. Maybe a beef bone, a beef femur could take that amount of weight. A little human lady elbow bone. I don't think that forearm could take that amount of weight. A little, a little human lady elbow elbow bone. I don't think that forearm could take this amount of weight. I don't know how long she's holding that pose for. We're the wires. We're the wires. They had to follow.

Oh, yeah. Good question. The backlash to Gatorade featuring a plus size yoga instructor in their new advert proves that fat phobia is still very much alive. It is. It's a big problem. It's a problem lady right there. Do you think that's what it was a fat phobia?

Duh. I don't know fat phobias the word. Uh-oh, it was written by a woman this was. Lucy. Lucy Partington. This is why I avoided exercise for years. That wasn't exercise that she was doing. It was easier to be the fat person society thought I was.

Nice. As soon as I saw the pictures for the latest Gatorade ad pop up on my Twitter and Instagram feed, I had absolutely no doubt what the reaction would be. How do you think that is? That's kind of fat phobic of her, don't you think? No, no, she's saying she understands that society are the true monsters. Oh, Gatorade is really featuring a morbidly obese woman in a commercial clown world, Red One.

Oh, the fat chick in the Gatorade commercial makes me laugh every time. She's fit all right, struggling to fit in the Gatorade commercial makes me laugh every time. She's fit all right, struggling to fit in everything she own. Well, she's trying her best, fellas. Is that the commercial? Put the commercial on. Let me see. I want to see this in action.

I felt my blood boiling and I had to stop. This is healthy real hydration. Gatorade fit. I think I see this. This thing starts from the inside. Every thing goes to the inside. This is healthy real hydration. Gatorade fit. That guy seems. He starts from the inside. Three, it could be a high up. Whoa! Let's see.

I'm thinking I'm selfish. Get healthy real hydration. And no added sugar, artificial sweeteners, or added... Should be drinking Gatorade. No, it's just candy. It's more fucking candy than selling to this. Not one. It's a fat lady. I'll be real hydration today.

I mean, is this like the zero calorie gatorade or some shit? But cares. Yeah, she should not be drinking that. All right. Well, hey, you know what? If it's encouraging fat people to go out and drink gatorade or anything, good for them. people to go out and drink Gatorade or anything. Good for them. Despite I felt my blood boiling, I think it was just moving. For the first time I had a stop scrolling, but did I really

expect anything different from these keyboard warriors? Of course I didn't. Despite having never having met or even spoken her, I know a full well when Jessamine, Stanley, a plus size younger common American name. Each year. Jessamine. And body positivity advocate agreed to appear in an advert for Gayton Raid, which is described as sports fuel for performance athletes. Oh, just in case you didn't water for it. You didn't fucking moron idiots. Yeah. She was more than aware that comments exactly like these would be inevitable. But she's facing the haters head on and that's what's important. Wow.

The bullies with surface. Yeah, it's just a bunch of crying. Well, she's working out. It's better than most fat people, right? No. Is that exciting? No, because she's not working out. Shouldn't we shit?

Well, I mean, it is yoga. That's kind of the problem. She's just drinking sugar water. No, she should be riding that bike. Yeah. Run that run and drinking water. Drink water. But drinkator is not going to make an ad for water dick.

Well, that's the problem with it. Is that an ad? And it's not healthy. She's not the problem. Gatorids, that's the problem with it. Is that an ad and it's not healthy? She's not the problem. Gatorade's the problem. She took it. She took that ad. She took that ad.

I'll take that money. Gatorade wants to give me money to get all this. Fat piece of shit on my hands. Only writing costs. Yeah. What are you going to pay it? It's calories. Look at it.

It gets one peanut for every letter. Well, I use social media Jimbrose. This is what I'm talking about. Make exercising feel harder and scarier and more intimidating than it should be. So stop it Jimbrose. Leave us fatties alone. Let us drink our calorie water and peace. God damn it.

And to fake yoga. Yeah, yoga is not, I mean, it's not terrible, but it's not good for trying to lose weight. But if I've learned anything, it's that you have to cut through the bullshit. Oh, okay. The sheer hypocrisy of gym culture proves just how redundant the health argument is.

Oh, so don't even make the health argument. Okay, you're healthy at any size. Yeah. And those gym bros are just trying to shame you. They don't actually want you to get better. I don't know if the gym bros are the ones saying this. I think everybody, I think the guy's commenting on this are just, Assoles.

People of average, BMI's. Yeah, remember that they're supportive people out there. Molly and Hannah are proof of that. All right, it's gonna be a, I believe in you fat people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get that semi-glute-eyed shot. and Hannah are a proof of that. All right. It's gonna be a, I believe in you fat people. Yeah, yeah. Get that semi-glutide shot.

I don't wanna take your, yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna water away from you. I can't believe this guy bitch's done. What a fucking bitch, Logan. He piece of shit. How does he not know how to call in? I don't know.

He was in, he was in a minute ago. Well, maybe he had to go. Maybe there was a family emergency or something. Nope. Well, it's been a big show. I'll be showing our conversation to go. Well, maybe you had to go, maybe there was a family emergency or something. Nope. Nothing. Well, it's been a big show. Patreon.com slash a big show. Fantastic. Biggest problem. Yes, biggest problem. I think we're just about to hit 1500 patrons at patreon.com slash biggest problem. And you can support us on back to buy. Yeah. Let's say you are all backed up. I'm so big as problem. I will also be on who are these podcasts? This Wednesday with the great Carl for these podcasts. Are you gonna do are you gonna actually show up?

I will I will actually show up. Okay. There's a little controversy, but we'll see. Wait, why? Because I wanted to do this show and then Somebody was like, oh, I don't do that show because the guy who does the show is like a nice guy And I know I'm like, yeah, but like oh who? What show is it? I don't know if I can mention it. I don't know if it's a problem. Are you making fun of it on the on Carl's show? Yeah, so you'll have to tune in to find out Let's just say it's connected to the Cinemasica universe

Okay, the whole angry Video Game nerd sphere, so we're gonna be talking about one of their podcasts. Okay, goodbye everybody. See you next Tuesday. Sean will be back. Is that thing? Oh, that's a lot. Okay.

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can't just want to fight with everybody I like it hey dick kashon I just wanted to say I like to read this book called it's part of the I kind of hear your language like niggas what I would have I also stupid created a single argument yeah

bullshit the only thing that really matters is Most of the books are stupid and gay I guess the movie actually has the cohesive plot Ties itself up neatly. Yeah, this white club June is like the only decent book on that list and June is only good for like two thirds of the book The last third of the book, it's not just June, not no June, it's really fucking stupid that people put reading up on such a high-paddance. It's just a way to waste time.

If you want to do it jerking up, that's fine. If you want to do it playing video games, that's fine. If you want to watch it, doing TV, that's fine. If you want to see that's fine. It's like chess. Like some people think smart people play chess. Yeah. This is stupid and gay.

Go by yourself. Yeah, chess is stupid. Jibbery Dune? No. I was kind of like halfway through and then I'm just like, I don't fucking care. I don't care about that shit. A bunch of guys in the desert.

It's just like this. Yeah. Right. It's just like the oil crisis, except with spaced guns. At the space of sounds, it's actually the space shield, or else they explode or something.

I don't fucking know. DOOM! I think books are cool. I saw the movie. I saw the movie. The original movie. Way better than any book. Yeah. The fact guys float around way better than any book. Yeah.

The fact guys floating around being a weird pedophile. That's, that's, that's, that sounds cool. Did you ever see the dude movie? You're gonna see the new one. I tried to see the new one. I've told you not to fuck that one. I tried to see the new one. I've told you not to fuck that one.

I've told you not to fuck that one. Cause you gotta see the scene where this fact guy just floats around and he goes over and he has all these like, these like young boys who like organize his space flowers and shit. Okay. I have this little, they have this little key where their heart is. And he just goes over to this kid and he starts like rubbing on him.

He's like, yeah, and all ruled the spice. He rips out the heart key and the kid just starts like bleeding everywhere and he's grabbing the kids blood and just rubbing it all over himself. And he's like, man, doing rules. And then all the people read the book and it's like sick book. They're describing.

Float around killing kids and roughing their blood all over themselves. It's fantastic. It's taking a long time. I'm sure Sean's gonna hate this. Dick is going to fucking love this. All right. How did we supressfully die? Take a guess.

Hard. After she was born in like what 1968? She died of cardiac arrest. Oh, vaccine. I don't believe it was true, but. Vaccine heart attack. Now, I didn't look up whether or not she got the jab, but you know. She did. I have a feeling.

I just have a feeling, you know. She did. I just keep happening. People just suddenly dying or fucking heart attack. Yeah. Now, I don't know. This is one thing where you start noticing more things. Yes. No.

You have that thing. No, no, no, no, you can't do that. I just see a little bit of a quick. No one ever had a heart attack before. Don't let them die within like a year of each other. The only reason. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You have to make them feel like they murdered someone. That's the most important thing we can do right now is take every person, your family, your friends,

your girlfriend, and make them feel in the back of their mind like they're responsible for having killed someone's mom or dad or grandma or somebody that's important to someone. Make them feel like they're a murderer so they shut the fuck up. Next time, anything political comes up. What were you saying?

And for the rest of you, anytime someone goes, oh, my sister died of the vags go, well, yeah, because she was a fucking pussy. And all of us men, all of us, you know, people with superior genetics, easily survived a little prick in the arm, and nothing bad happened. This is our time to rise up and make them feel the worst guilt a person can feel and you have to keep hammering them about it.

It doesn't matter the real reason people died. All the matters is vaccine. Died suddenly. Hard to act. You're never gonna cause this. You fucking caused this. It seems never putting this show back on. What is that? That's not even medical information.

Okay. I know it's just, it's literally like, well full medical infirmisher phrase you go, it's not. The truth doesn't matter. It doesn't. Let's just say for the sake of it, that the vaccine kills people.

I'm sure it didn't kill them. I'm sure it didn't kill them, but you have to tell people who don't have the time to look into it that they killed someone because they couldn't shut the fuck up. It's better that they feel bad. Okay, all right, whatever you wanna do. All right, here we go.

Dick, it's been a grueling three some years of COVID bullshit in the military. And finally, Secretary of Defense often that piece of shit. Find the memo, saying the mandate is lifted. And I can just the fuck out of the military finally. I can stop being a patchy for it. I almost said it, I almost looked a truth out, Dick, I'm sorry.

I don't want to get you another strike on YouTube, talking about not on YouTube. For skin harboursers. Okay. I'm gonna, I don't want to get you another strike on YouTube talking about not on YouTube for skin Harvesters, okay So drink to that buddy later What's he saying you can leave the military because there's no more mandate? I guess I don't know I can't follow that exactly Sometimes people are more excited about their racism then what they're trying to say

I don't really get what they're trying to say their racism then what they're trying to say. I don't really get what they're trying to say. Okay, I don't know why this one's called this. Yeah, the most things would be one of the most recent podcasts where you and Vito are reading the woman's account of flying out to visit a friend agreeing to sleep in the same bed as everyone. Yeah. And I don't know. Been acting surprised when he tried to make a move. Got a big bed. Stop when she said so. I don't know if that's true. That's just how Vito wrapped it up. So that's my current understanding. And I thought of the most hilarious ass in it. I don't know how this has never been brought up on the show before. There could

be a podcast called WWE and it would be. Fuck, I forgot the ass in it. God damn it. Oh, that's why we. That's why it's not yours. Let's see if he recovers. Why. Wood. What's what? With women. What's wrong with one wrong didn't start with the W. That's good. Well, the W. W. W. W. W. doesn't say anything. That's the view the name of a podcast. wrong didn't start with the uh women posting their

elves on the internet and then explain what's wrong with women oh my god he's got he's got an idea oh my god I think I'd be fucking hilarious you should do it I don't know it's not about that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know congratulations. Harass, other creators into joining it. I have to give it a more fitting acronym.

WWW, that's the worst, because they're listening to you, WWW. WWW, WWW. I made WW16 fucking syllables. We gotta call it like WW4, something. Yeah, WW4. W four something. Yeah. No. W four. What's wrong with women? The podcast that hates them. I'd listen to it. Here we go. Here's the Adam Sessler stuff that people left on my list. For biggest problem, right? I mean, I think you want to play this one on the biggest

problem. I know it's probably wrong show, but Adam Sessler, secular, atheist, Jewish, wonder why he hates Jesus. Just saying. Well, you didn't want that. You wanted that on the biggest problem? No, I guess not. It's wrong with being a secular Jewish atheist. I love those guys.

I don't know anymore. Cut up. I really don't know what. And you wonder why he hates Jesus? Hmm. Well, I think there's a lot of reasons to, I don't think he hates, did he hate Jesus? He said something about Jesus.

You know, these guys, I think he doesn't believe in Jesus, you know? These guys think that Jesus was like a guy. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's like a guy that like, you gotta, you gotta talk good about that guy. They think it was like one real guy.

He healed up, he healed the leper. Yeah. And there was like a hundred guys and he didn't have enough bread and he made bread show up without even like the tiniest bit of like, well, why do you think that? Tomb is empty.

Tomb is empty, man. Like you know guys, the first guy that wrote about Jesus wrote about him like a hundred years after after he showed up. He after he showed up. Like you think maybe that all of them were just telling like stories of rabbis that were like progressive and they got lumped all into one.

I'm kidding, forget if Jude and Judah were one guy or two guys, they're like, I don't know. There's at least one guy named Jude. It's a hundred years. They're behind us between Jesus. And by the way, they were crucified, pretty much everyone. Yeah.

And it says in the Bible that he was killed. It's two other guys that day. And that's the official story. It was like a bunch of different rabbis saying this stuff. It wasn't one, what is the matter with you? Like the tomb was empty. I mean, how else could, he have gotten out of that tomb? I can't take it.

I'm not gonna be able to turn. I mean, how else does a man's face appear on a weird cloth? I think the carbon dating on that is only like 600 years old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the Dead Sea Scrolls will put a rest to that kind of talk. Okay.

This one says, what are you stupid? Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a rage? Is when women get super upset about things that you say. Yeah. Like, hear me out. I'm just good for WFOR. I'm gonna give you this, chick, but I know. And it was pretty simple, and I kept explaining it she's like i don't understand i said

what are you fucking stupid and then she got really really upset was really angry at me yeah and i didn't mean to accept her i mean you did. I would talk to her like a man. I can't do that.

I'm saying that to a man. And that's what annoys me is the, you can't talk to most women like you could talk to men. What do you need a fucking hug session? Because you treated a woman poorly? Just do it. Speaking like I'm talking to men, maybe that's my fault, but if you said that to a man, you would get knocked out.

It sucks how you will offend women with stuff that you don't like. No, you're talking to her like a pet. Just be honest about it. What are you stupid? Oh, there I was, mining my own business, asking someone if they were stupid. And she totally, can you believe that?

You're just trying to put that horn or play a stick. Yeah, get the fuck over it. The masculinity sphere. And you're taking the talk to ladies like that. And by car, the most manly thing you could do is buy a million dollars of cars. Played to hold on. Let me see what let me show you what Sneakgo is doing. He looks like such a fucking doofus. Sneco guy. For me, it came out of nowhere. Has Sneco been like a guy I should have known of? How does he have 240,000 followers?

I put the weed down. He says I put the weed down and still got red eye. He really is, this is like a transformation for him, right? Cause wasn't it like a dorky like fucking dude into a bitch? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow, Sneakow cool fucking car, dude. Well, you know, Sneakow made a video where he said he really liked the movie cuties.

Like, he was like one of the first guys to like put out a video about that. Wow, did your husband follow you around and take this picture for your Instagram, Sneakow? It's beautiful. Is this what being a man is doing a bunch of photo shoots with your fucking car? That's sick, man. The reply he put to this, though, is just incredible. I was ready to shine.

No, no, no, no. Oh, need a ride, Greta Thumbna, go ahead. Oh, my God. She'll rape you in front of the entire world too, because you're not funny. Nothing is manly or then talking shit to 19 year old girls. This is the most manly thing you can do. This is so pathetic. Taking a picture with your fucking car.

Oh, this is the first time I've seen money in my life. What's the dumbest thing I could do with it? Oh yeah, you should go buy expensive cars and brag. That's what being a man is, spending money like you're a rap artist. I guess the middle class is eroded and destroyed by banks that the ideas of what is a man and a woman just become poor. Because this is what a poor fancy is. He was a Los Angeles, right? I don't know. I think

so. Buying a fancy car in Los Angeles is stupid as fuck. Oh, you cool. You get to sit in traffic and that thing. Wow. You get to go five miles an hour down the 105. That must be thrilling for you. Bro, like Fast and Furious who's a movie, not a lifestyle. Well, he's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun for life. Yeah. Ramp themselves around a tree.

Bro, here's my two influences, the Matrix and Fast and Furious 7. What do you think of my sick? You think Greta Thumbberg can wrap her little mind around my, what even is this? I don't know, that's the other thing is like, it's cool if you're into cars, but this is the least impressive thing to me. It's like, I spent a lot of money on a car.

Is this like, co-brown? I didn't tell what this is. I can't tell, but is it even like a custom like paint job or anything? It's like, all right, cool. What'd you do to make it like unique? It's like, I bought a green one. Oh, cool. All right.

It's fucking dumb, man. This is a very dumb way to spend your money. I think it's cooler. Those fucking cars are got like anime fucking ladies on them. Like, well, at least that guy made it like his own thing. It's just like, all right, yeah, you went to the dealership and you probably paid 20K over the sticker price from stupid reason.

You got groomed, buddy. You got groomed. Have fun. Have fun with me. I'm with male grooming, no more sneakers and tates. All right, goodbye everybody. Bye-bye. See you next week.

Bye everybody, bye-bye. See you next week.