The Dick Show - Episode 343 - Dick on Eliza Blue

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

Baked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a fat girlfriend, gaslighting your wife, AR-15s, the WATP/TDS crossover live show, gay couples adopting, and everyone is sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

before I let's just get right into the nitty gritty welcome back Sean. Yeah, thanks. I don't I'm not sure I'm glad to be back. Oh, why? What do you mean? What are you going to bring up? How is your COVID? It's good. Did you taste things? I got it all back. You got it all you got all your tastes back and smell, yeah. That's too bad. Yeah. Can you smell the shit that I took right before you got here? No. Then you didn't get it all back.

Oh really? That good, huh? Yeah. Where is, let me try to find this? Of course it's fucked up. Why wouldn't it be? Of course it's fucked up. Why wouldn't it be fucked up

when I have to get some important information? Huh. I have to get important information for this show and it's fucked up. God damn it! God damn it! You should have started drinking earlier. I'm on a roll, but I fucking saved it in the fucking downloads folder. I'll be right back.

Thank God I didn't press the theme song. Are you really going to find this? I'm going to find my document. Good God. Dicks living on borrowed time, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to find my documentation. I sound horrible. I need my correspondence. I need my correspondence.

My correspondence. Mom! Did you know Maddox's dad died? Yeah. He did? Do we talk about that?'s dad died? Yeah, he did. Did we talk about that? Somebody emailed both of us, I think. He's free of the shame of his, oh boy.

Oh man, sweet release of death. Oh boy. Give me, Adam. Give me the fuck out of here. Boy did I fuck this one up, he said. What? Maddox is dead. Okay, where did I save this shit?

Goddamn it. Yes. Oh, okay. Let me just, there it is. Sean, don't tell people where I saved it. I don't know where you saved it. Good, good, good. That's the attitude that I want you to keep.

Let's see here. Why am I even looking this up right now? I don't know. And I didn't even have it. Well, this is a bad start. Oh, here it is. Here it is. Okay, here's an actual stats for you.

Yeah, an actual stats. Millennials. Wow. Millennials give more, so everybody used to get more conservative as they get older, right? That was a long, that was a long held kind of belief. Yeah. It was true.

It was true. It seemed to be, yeah. Yeah. Here's a, here's a graph of it. See how these graphs, Thames go up. These are boomers, Silent Generation, Gen X, all of us get more conservative. We vote more conservative as we get older. And in surveys and here's the millennials,

who's dropping off a fucking cliff, right? Who's the most fucked? Yeah, people are like, I'm CFVL going, well, how could this be? Why could this be? How could this be? It's like, could you guys gave them nothing? We're not even gonna conserve a bunch of dirt?

There's no, they don't even own the fucking dirt. They don't have a chance. That's the thing, it's not that they weren't even given anything. It's that they have no opportunity to do anything What are they supposed to conserve well? I got my you know welfare in my UBI my student loans god I would love I would love if we could somehow conserve the institution of these student loans that were so good to me Yeah, so I could pass them on to my fucking kids like how is this a surprise to you people? It's six dollars for eggs a third of the chickens just died in the country for some reason What is left to conserve a bunch of fucking brands this graph just makes perfect sense like

Look at the like Gen X you know not quite the same It's like yeah, Gen X it's like, this was the canary right here. This little dip. Yeah, look at that. Like, you did the, oh, maybe we should, look at the boomers. No, exactly. The ones who fucking have everything.

Whoa, we got a concern. Everything given everything, the keys to the kingdom. I have my imagination. Everything in the slam the fucking door shut. So on someday this is all going to be yours. Hey, by the way, here's a Yahoo tech article I have my vision out. I have my vision out. I have my vision out. I have my vision out. I have my vision out. I have my vision out. I have my vision out.

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It's like an ED commercial. Beer. So we had this guy Adam Cessler on. He's a big name. It's a big gift for us. Yeah. Vito really worked hard. Vito discovered that he was being fired by G4 and tweeted about it. Really?

And Adam Sessler goes, who the fuck are you? Why are you saying I'm getting fired and turns out he was right? Oh, God. It's like, you know, Vito is a nice guy as long as you're like a fat guy with a beard online. He was terminally online. So he came on, it was a big get, Vito is hyped, everybody was hyped, because everybody fucking hates him.

Because he's so liberal. Man, it seems like he's not liberal enough for some. He's pretty liberal. I like him. He was fun, I've always been a Vito fan. Every time he's coming out of Setsler. Oh, okay, people hate Adam. Oh, because you were saying, okay, as people get in entertainment, get more, okay, got it.

Yeah, and he's, you know, people just liberal. I don't know. I don't know. I don't care. Never matters to me. No, I don't think it really does matter to you. No, not really. Because it's, our generation is, we know that whatever you want to happen and care about,

it won't happen. We are, we're a very, a very jaded and apathetic generation. Not, not without reason. You want your parents to stay together if they want. Yeah, yeah. Like you want, you know, you want sign fell to be good next season. It won't be. Like you want another season five fly, not going to happen, you know. You're not the only one I've heard say that about that show.

I've never seen that show. I haven't seen it either. I do. That's a joke. Well, because everybody goes, it's such a great show. So we get them on. And because this show, when I hit Go Live, it goes on YouTube automatically. Yeah.

I hit the button to Go Live and said it, okay, we're live and we start talking for like 40 minutes, 40 minutes later Riley text me and says hey, the show's not live. Oh, like 900 people are so good. I mean, I looked so fast. Oh, that's one of those, that's one of those where you're like, couldn't that have happened any other week? I know. So let me make sure, let me make sure that this is a lot.

Now I'm like, overly, you know, quest, second guessing myself at every turn, which I hate, which I despise to do. Right. Let me just give this one quick check and then I'll start the show. I don't see the link. Okay, let me just give it one little quick.

Pacarena. And there you go. All right, let's start it. That's enough for me. What is that thing? Oh! We're live! It's good to have you back!

Good to be back! It's so hard. Trying to beg these people to come in. Yeah! How come you're doing? You want to get in, you love to get in. You got it, it's the show. Everything's a contest, gonna be a lot for a mountain bunker

deep in the heart of the city. You fail. You have your holostock matches in the 8K, the 20 million dollar man. Now, drain me back finally after his world tour, Sean, the LA-based world touring comedian, how's it going? Hey, good man. How are you?

You're back from the brink of total death and annihilation. You've your survivor. Oh yeah, the rest of us, I'm COVID. I didn't hear since I had COVID. I was just working, like a fucking dog. I don't remember, like a fucking dog. Cause I have a horrible, I have allergies. I have, I got something in Ralph Emania,

or maybe I'm allergic to not having enough Ralph Emania in my life. How was that? Tell me about that. Did you hear the show about it at all? No. Oh, it was fun. It was a VFW wrestling show.

So the best parts of, you know, any Ralph Emania, it was at Ralph EW. It was at Ralph EW? Yeah. Every VFW has like this huge MPR. And they don't give a fuck. We should just only do VFW shows. Wow. Cause the beers are like two bucks.

They give you pitchers, unlimited cups, you know, like anywhere else you go, you're like, can I get a picture and like four cups and like, well, we're going to need to see six forms of ID for every single fucking cup. And you're like, you think if I'm like, you think if I'm going to lie about drinking under a edge that sharing a couple of fucking stop me, is that what you think the limiter is? You don't think like a 19 year old's going to not drink out of the fucking picture. You stupid bitch. Yeah. Anyway, VFWs. This is a hat. What city? New Jersey, Westbrook, New Jersey.

Why did I think it was in the South? Because Ralph is just see everywhere he goes is the South. God, he brings the South with him. It was great. The only, the only, the only incant minor inconvenience was the guy I was sharing a room with. I woke up and he was pissing all over his own stuff in the middle of the night. That's how that happened. Oh, come. I went to sleep early. His stuff. Yeah, he was pissing on his like luggage. He just think he was fucking in the bathroom or well, you know, I like yo bro, first of all,

I've been there. Yeah. So I am a little annoyed to be woken out of a slumber at my age after waking up in five. You've pissed and put me. Yeah, five. You've pissing up a rear. Yes, I have piss. On top of the toilet. Yeah, I'm real, I'm mad, I put a black eye on my sister's 21st birthday

by pissing in her, pissing in her, by waking up whilst I was pissing in a, in her popery bowl that was on top of her toilet while she was in college, and then falling over, pissing all over her bathroom. Anyway, this gentleman I see, I identify the sound.

When you wake up to a pissing sound, you know exactly what it is. So they bro, you're pissing in the, I turn the light on. You go, what? What? Just a whip around, still pissing? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

All right, well, now I gotta go find a bed here. It's compound. I don't know you that well. I'm not too old to be laying in piss here. I got a reputation to uphold. You play, were you on the floor? No, I was in a bed. You were in a bed.

But you're worried that he's going to keep going. I just don't know where the piss is at that point. Got it. I got it. It's, I have, it's so basically self-contained on your, yeah, yeah, yeah. On your luggage over there that point. Got it. I got it. It's, I have, it's basically self-contained on your, yeah, yeah, yeah. On your luggage over there. But it was fun.

Ralph got served, but with some sort of paperwork, I don't know. Really? Ralph's in a world where they're serving going on back in part. You know, it's just so, so much fun. But speaking of, speaking of fantastic live shows, we have one coming up with Carl, WATP. Oh yeah, I hope you can make it. It's gonna be,

there's a February, March, April, 22nd in Philadelphia. The tickets are gonna be on sale at live.dick.show. There's gonna be so many people there. Yeah. Nick's, Nick Riccate is coming, Vito's coming. I got to be able to make it. You have to. Even if it's just for a day. Yeah, I know. Even right. Back to Lasca. Come on in. Okay. So that will be on sale. I think probably by the time this episode goes out, have a seat, buddy. a seat. And then, what else was I was gonna say? Hey, how's it going?

What's happening? Even for a day, you'll probably be in prison baked by the time our live show. Here you go, pull up this mic. Yeah, you got headphones right there too, yeah. Yeah. We're talking about our live show. April, I can never get the four month.

Let's say February, right away, but April 22nd. Be careful. Be careful. Vito has twisted those around his chair so many times. Okay. Think I'm good. You got it. Second announcement, back.by. Back.by, the Dix show, our Patreon alternative,

there's all blockchain base, there's nothing else like it in the world, nothing will be created, like it in the world. If anybody tells you otherwise, they're lying, it's all encrypted, it's all bankless, it's all distributed, it's run by chain link ranks and you can run your own notes. That's all irrelevant. All you have to know is it's a Patreon on the blockchain where payment processors and banks get nothing. They have no control over us on there.

They have no ability to terminate your account, to shut you down, to penalize you in any way, so if you're an artist and you don't, and you don't want to support organizations that condone censorship and that are big drivers of censorship, which they are. So when are they gonna criminalize what you did? It's gonna be a fun 40 years, next 40 years.

That's what you did. It's going to be a fun 40 years, next 40 years. That's what I mean. Banks will, they're going to co-opt crypto. They're going to buy portions of crypto. There was a time when, for the low low price of one Manhattan project a day, the US government could have bought Bitcoin. That has gone, that has gone, gone, gone, gone. I don't think they could print money fast enough to buy it at

this point. There are, there is a, there is a complicated ecosystem of owners and operators in the space that are both antagonistic to the US government and corporations and that are corporations, but have their own political slants. The point is, the point is that the major player, the major contributor to censorship over the last four years, six years has been banks, payment processors, and platforms. And they act outside of the law because you can't sue them. Now, with backed by and with the blockchain, if somebody goes after you and terminates your account, it's not covered by the same principles. So you can, I mean, if like the cryptocurrencies that ban North

Korea, for example, or terrorist organizations, this is a major, this is a major step up in a scope of the war against tyranny and censorship and depletion. The platforming's gone. That part's eliminated on the blockchain, but you know, everything above it. You're talking about something like the Arab Spring. Right. That's not going to get shut down on the blockchain. Right.

But it's something like someone's drawing porn and they don't draw the tips big enough that cannot be shut down. That, right? This is the, it's, you know, we're talking levels essentially. Anyway, sign up back by, back by slash the Dixho. You should make an account there, baked. Sure, for your rap and stuff.

Yeah, what, it's like a Patreon, right? Yeah, but crypto. Okay. Sign up with email, sign up with the wallet. I was talking to Nick Lasse, I still think crypto is like a scam. I know that. I know that's a big mistake, but no, it's not because that's all people have been using it for. Yeah. It's like the gold rush, right? Yeah. You know, like the FTX thing and just like, I don't have any use for it. Like, I agree with you. He said like, like, I think NFTs are

fucking retarded. Like, what the fuck do you do with you. He said, I think NFTs are fucking retarded. What the fuck do you do with an NFT? I wanna make real shit. Yeah, so I don't know. Yeah. Now you do. You're right. You have to understand something.

I've been through this before. I've been through multiple tech revolutions. And so I was the same. I remember trying to convince my dad to get an email address. You gotta get on. He's like, why the fuck would I need that? I'm not going to the post office to get a fucking email address. I got shit to do. Why would I, what does this do for me?

I'm like, all right, never mind. And now, it's like, well email to me. I can't live without it, right? Now it's like first up in the morning boom right on the internet. If you've gotten them to stop leaving voicemails, that's a fucking thing. Because I leave my voicemail box full all the time. That's a boomer thing.

Text, text, 99% of the time, text. But you're right, but we will teach you. That's ingenious. I'll check it out, I'll check it out. I'm not opposed to it, but a lot of my viewers, well, me myself, it's just confusing. And then even in the crypto world, like people have been banned from coinbase.

And so it's like advertised that, oh, it's censorship free, but that's not totally correct. It is better, I think, in some aspects, but there's also a lot of complications and how do you get your money out and et cetera. Yeah. Now, I'll check it out. I think you're ready. You won how do you get your money out and etc. No, I'll check it out. I think you're ready.

You won't need to get your money out. Banked. What do you mean? I'm telling you. Money stays there forever. Well, then how do I use it? How do I spend it? On your phone.

But like that. You're a man of faith, right? Yes. Have faith in me. I'll teach you. Okay. No, I think it's cool. He's got long hair. I'm just like the painting. Yes.

I'll sign up. Sign up, big to life. Big to life, big to life. Can you just Bitcoin or is there other? No, it's everything. Everything. Well, stablecoin. So, the fear is that the price goes crazy, right?

Yeah. This is stablecoins. You pick any stablecoin you want. Three big ones. Yeah. One's backed by BlackRock. So, basic BlackRock is the company that owns the US government. You've probably heard of them.

Yeah, they're the major state. Them in Vanguard are the major stakeholders in the entity known as the US government. They back one of the coins, so that's as good as a dollar. And then Tether, I mean, I don't know. You can fud Tether all you want. Is this too much crypto, boring people? Some major tech revolution where I know. Well, it's like, you can ignore it, but it will probably not ignore you.

We'll pass you up. Okay. Well, speaking of crypto, before we move on, so I just got unbanned on Twitter. I think you did too. I did, yeah. Yeah, which is cool.

Feels good, right? Yeah, no. Feeling, it's good. I'm gonna fight, I'm gonna fight, bitch. Boom, it's good. I'm bonafide, I'm bonafide, bitch. Boom, it's weird though, because I was banned for five fucking years. Wow. So I come back on and I like,

it's like a foreign land to me. And but one thing that I noticed, I don't know why, I keep getting recommended all these crypto hose. Have you seen that? There's like girls with their tits out, they're like, I love Bitcoin. And it's like, I didn't know that was a thing.

I guess, you miss five years. Whatever there's money, there's hoes. I knew there were hoes. But it's weird. There's all these crypto hoes that like their whole thing is crypto. And then they got their tits. I mean, it makes sense, but I just found that it's weird. They have girl groups.

They can have brunch and they have the waiter to take a picture of all of them. And they can all, they don't have any fat ones. If you ever see like a girl's in crypto lunch, there's no fat ones, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't see that in the guys, the guys with me like we just built this DeFi protocol.

Look at them, whoa, wow, you got a couple, right? But then the girl, what's this? No, whatever. That makes sense. So we've got a lot to talk about. Yeah, thanks for having me on. Good to be here. I guess we are gonna talk about Fed stuff.

Oh, we could get into that. I mean, whatever you want, when do you go to jail? So is it prison? It's federal prison, I was sentenced to 60 days. I actually prefer federal prison because they have better funding. It's better than county jail. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, by far. Yeah. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cause they just have higher standards. County jails, one of those dangerous places in the fucking United States. Good, good. The prison system is, it used to be even better funded. Yeah.

I've had people who spent time in there talk about how good the food was. Really? Like, you wouldn't believe in a prison? You wouldn't believe how good it was like, no, you didn't want anybody to know. Yeah. Anyway. Well, I guess I'm going on a little vacation then, you know, going to have gourmet food and I'll, well, now you can get in federal, you can also get an iPad.

What? Yeah. And you can like listen, you can do limited things. I don't think you can like stream obviously or anything, but you can like watch movies and listen to music and text. Yeah. So if I could get that, that'll be all right. You can text and prison.

Yeah. Sign me up. Like, Sean, hold up. Hold still, I'm gonna shiver you. Yeah, you know what I can just go commit a crime. Give me bothered about it. So it's all shit all the way. It's a win for both of us. Yeah.

It's good to suck though. It is good, like the worst thing about prison. Summing on how it sucks. You saw me on the positives. I was there for a week and the worst thing is that it's so boring. It is so fucking boring. That's what I hear. If I had a Twitter account, I'd be fine.

It doesn't bug me being in a small space. It's that you can't do anything. You literally, you're just like, it's like when you start a video game and you have nothing and you got to gain resources, it's like that. You start with nothing. You don nothing and you got to like gain resources, it's like that. Like you start with nothing. Like you don't have a pen, you don't have a piece of paper. For a prison simulator where you can like build up like, oh, you got a pen.

Like now you can sit there and craft chess. Maybe there's probably something, but that's the thing. Like I remember it took me like three days to just get a pen and you gotta beg for it. And it's weird. So you literally, you can't bring anything in. So you start with nothing. People are trying to steal your juice. Yeah, juice.

Juice? Well, yeah, tough guys are always trying, my buddy just got out of jail. He was saying they come, they should test you. They do what women do basically when you start dating them and they'll come over and be like, you drink, you drink in that juice. Like trying to find it, you're gonna give them juice. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, you're just getting pressed constantly. They're seeing what they can get away with, what they

can't. If you're gonna fight them over it, if they can just take your shit. Well, for instance, like when the meals come, they usually bring breakfast at like 6 a.m. and if you're, no, I love waking up early and cramming a bunch of breakfast down my throat. Yeah, sucks. But if you don't get up and get your breakfast, they will, like, someone will steal it. So like, even if you're not going to eat it, you come in it. Yeah, you could do that. A big deal. But you're supposed to get your, get your food and you could like put it under your

bunker or something. Yeah. Because if you could like put it under your bunker something. Cause if you don't get it right away, it's just going to be gone. Um, so the pit viper's, they don't like you, right? Oh, yeah. He sheds these Oakley rip off shades that all the kids are wearing now. You remember Oakley's right? Of course. Razer, Razer backs, blaze, Razer blades.

Yeah. Exactly. Oh, it's the pit viper's now. I always think of, oh, really? Yeah, that's what those are. Oh, it's a pit viper's now. I always think of, oh, really? Yeah, that's what those are. Oh, that's the pit viper's CEO. The O'ReadyM covering. Yes.

They heard the pit viper's CEO heard the big tilasco is wearing them and he's like, fuck that guy. Oh, really? He gave the money the big span on those pit viper's to like the ADL, I think, or the Israel. He's something. He's mailed it to Israel. God damn Isn't that crazy that he would do that? That's

There is Is wearing pivvipers, but like guys Popular I made the but so funny thing about that I wore pivvipers in the capital when I was live streaming on January Like they love me don't that they hate me, But it's so funny, because they keep trying to... No, it's the Matt commercial. It is literally, you remember the early Macintosh commercial running in with all the people I'm throwing the thing through the big fucking face in the sky?

It's the same, it's the same metaphor anyway, keep going. Well, yeah, no, they like, they get so upset and they want me to stop wearing, I'm not gonna stop wearing PIVVIPers, they're awesome. I don't give a fuck who they give my money to, like, you know, people say that, like, stop supporting a company that hates you. I don't give a fuck if they love me or hate me.

I like the glasses, part of my brand, I'm gonna wear them. Yeah, it's funny. I mean, you get the art from the artist. Yeah, it's like, yeah. I'm really good. I like the glasses. Part of my brand, I'm gonna wear them. It's funny. I mean, you get the art from the artist. Yeah, it's like, I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I don't care what their fucking politics are. I have the Chinese versions. Yeah, there's because I'm not spending that's fine.

I'm not spending a hundred bucks to look like that, you know. Yeah, what? Like, are we really gonna be that much assholes like where we go after every single piece of clothing you're wearing? Oh my gosh, you're wearing some people. Nike shirt and you know, it's just, it's silly. Like, I don't, I don't want to wear my Adidas tracksuits anymore because they canceled the game.

Well, yeah. I feel bad. I understand. I'm wearing them to a certain degree, but it's just fucking sunglasses. Like, is Oakley going around and finding every internet racist that wears a pair of Oakleys and trying to cancel them. What about when? Who was the wine maker that said that they hated that all the US rap artists was drinking their their god. It wasn't Kavassi. Yeah, why is it?

Cognac? What was it Cognac? It was like, It was like, yeah, we're not making this for you. Stop drinking it in your rap videos. Who was that? I don't remember. They said it worse than how I'm saying it right now. They're like, we think it's fucking disgusting that they're actually doing it. We're making it for French people.

Yeah, that's not the first time they got mad. They got mad, they've gotten mad like several times. They made this ad specifically for me. They're like pit fibers are for extreme sports, not extremists. It's so lame. It's so lame. Yeah, look it up. Yeah, look it up.

Yeah, look it up. Yeah, look it up. Yeah, look it up. Yeah, look it up. Extremists. Yeah, you got to find it. Extremes sports like who could drink the most course light? They made this.

They made this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're with the daily bees. There you go. They made this ad specifically for me. Bigger, you're just so funny. I don't know why, like, how these people over swing at you constantly. Like you're a guy.

It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's going around, amazing people. I'm going around, masing people and going to prison. Well, we need to come up with a cool ad campaign out of hip this. It's like, no, you already lost when you acknowledged it. Right.

Okay, let's see here. Pit Vipers problem. Blah blah blah. Any website, any website whiz types out there who know how to prevent, oh, racist losers. This is Pid Viper's Twitter account. From buying your product, asking for Nick Fuentes, who needs to stop wearing, well, that's not how you use

that colloquialism. Yeah, you're not asking on behalf of Nick Fuentes. I wanna know how to feel. Really? Fucking drives me crazy. Just basic sentence structure. Even if you abbreviate words and leave out like definite articles and things like that. The colloquial metaphor, correct.

And the first put them put good and evil, ultimate good, ultimate evil, Gandhi, Hitler, Mother Teresa, whoever put them on there. And the first person to get it, to get the metaphor wrong out, yeah, until there's one left. That's my only criteria for, for anything that I'm left with. You know, it's going to be an Indian kid who's like eight years old and a spelling B, right? Like they win. They win.

They run earth. Put everybody in the planet, let them talk until they blow a euphemism and then they're out. Asking for Nick Fuentes who needs to stop wearing pit vibrates things. Woman obviously wrote that. Where's the ad that they have? I don't know. You know, you might, it might be on a different article or or. Yeah, I can try to find out.

Sunglass company is at war. How long has pit viper been around? Like, because I did notice, how long does your glasses, as soon as you walked in, I was like, oh, damn, I was like, those are not Oakleys. Yeah, right. They look like Oakleys, yeah.

I found them. I don't know when I found them. Maybe like 2018, I want to say is when I sort of, why did you lock them? Because they look so ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, they're just, they're cool. They're like kind of nerdy kind of wild fun. They got like neon colors and stuff. I don't know. I just thought they were cool. Are they expensive? They're like a hundred bucks. Yeah. Yeah. So and then these ones, these ones flip up too. Oh,

damn. So you didn't think they could get more ridiculous, but actually they can't. Yeah. Almost see baseball players wearing those with the flip-off and stuff like that. It seems like, well, that's the funny thing. I'm like the exact crowd that they're made for. And then they like, you know, like disavow me or whatever. It's made for like, I don't know, like people that skateboards, no board, whatever. Right. Extreme sports, not extreme. Yeah, extreme, extreme sports.

Extreme races. Right. The other, what sunglasses are gonna do that? Okay, here's Biden talking about assault weapons. Let me load this up. Oh, did you see there was like a mass shooting in Monterey Park last night? Or something? Yeah, Vito was there. Yeah.

Vito was like covering right here. Yeah, I was going to say it was actually me. Oh, no, there you go. Well, it was an Asian guy. Are you? Oh, I see it. Was it an Asian guy shooting? Yeah. Oh, it was. Yeah. Killed 10 people. Jesus. I saw some people online going like, interesting that they haven't released his race. I'm like, well, it's definitely an Asian guy. You know what, area. It's not, yeah. I get the joke, but it's an Asian guy. So I don't, you're celebrating prematurely. Here's Biden talking about guns. Let's hear this. I'm going to get a salt weapons band. I did it once. I'm going to do it again. Wait, it's the least I can get a salt weapons band. I did it once. I'm gonna do it again. Wait, it's the least I can do that. I get assault weapons banned. I did it once and I'm gonna do it again.

There's no social value. It's not even value. Dear artwork. Kevlar Vess out there. What the hell you need a assault? No, I'm serious. And ban the number of bullets and going to magazine. Oh.

No need. It's big of one. Pretty of that. I love my right-wing friends to talk about the tree of liberty is water with a blood of patriots. Yeah. Give me a few need to work about taking on the federal government. You need some F-15s. You don't need an R-A-R-F-15s.

I actually just need your kids. I mean, I know who the cops are. I know where you live. You can't be there while you're out, you know, quilling a resurrection. That's kind of all we know. That's kind of all we need to know, right? You don't need, you don't need any weapons at all. Really? You just got to know where to, where to find them and where to start to start turning the fucking screw, right? He's going to fall over at any moment during one of these speeches. I love the quote that the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of Patriots because

it's not the quote, is it? It's Patriots and tyrants. Oh, I don't know that quote. Yeah, the quote is the Tree of Liberty is watered from time to time by the blood of Patriots and tyrants. Really? I always leave that part. The tyrants always forget that part.

They really should start throwing that in too. Yeah, I've never thought. I think they have like a mental block. Oh, here you go. Okay, here's the, can you send, can you email that to me? Yeah. Dick Masterson. What's your email?

Dick Masterson at gmail.com. Gotcha. Yeah, what do you think of the whole, what do you think of the whole, Biden's thing of like, you need an F14 to take on the government? Because they're sending you to prison because you almost took over the government, right? And you didn't have any F14s or anything like that.

F15. Oh, F15. Is it at F15? Yeah. Oh, my bad. I don't really know. I don't really know anything about that, but I will say, you know, going into the Capitol,

I was non-violence, I did not attack anybody, I did not break any windows, I didn't loot, I didn't deface property. In fact, I was actually doing the opposite. I was in there telling people, telling dumbass, is like, stop, put that down. Don't break, like, don't break, because, you know, I wasn't there for that. I was there for a peaceful protest.

I was there to document a historic event going on. And people say, you know, people keep asking me. They're like, wait a second. So you exposed Ray Epps for being a Fed. You called him a Fed. So why did you go into the Capitol the next day? And I said, well, by the time I woke up, you know, everything the Capitol had already been breached, I was following the content. I'm like, oh shit. Like if an airplane crashes into a football stadium, nobody had permission

to go in there, but what are people going to do? Oh my gosh, all the reporters are going to jump in there. So that's, that's the same thing that the situation was already breached. So as a live streamer, why would I not cover that? Okay, so there's a couple things. I don't know. I guess we could get into the Ray Eiff stuff now. I had a couple more. Sure. We can get to these dumb things. This is the guy who you showed me the video. We said we have to go into the Capitol, right? Right. Right. Right. The only reason we know about that guy is because baked Alaska happened to be streaming when that next to that guy, while he was directing people.

So my, we played it when you called in the last time. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the obvious. Is there more information on him? Well, then, so you baked recently found that the FBI contacted baked in Arizona and tried to get baked to meet them at a weird, like at a remote F.B.I. location.

But that's where Ray Epps lived. So, the F.B.I. was trying to get baked on the record as being in a location where Ray Epps lives. Doesn't that seem strange? It seems very weird. Yeah. So specific. And it was one day before January 6th.

It was on January 5th. Well, I lived there too. So I lived in Queen Creek, Arizona. Later, it's a small town outside of Phoenix. Later, I figure out, wait a second, Ray Epps was there. Or that's where he lives too. The guy that kept following me around. Yeah.

Like I literally was like, okay dude, like you know, you're a weird boomer. Let me walk this way. I think you really lucked out. Yeah, no, no, and so the feds, you know, that's the question. Why was the FBI from the District of New York, by the way? Why were they in Queen Creek, Arizona?

The day before January 6th, where Ray Epps lives, trying to meet with baked Alaska. Whoa, I think what they were trying to do is come in there and get me to work with Ray Epps. Be like, Hey, you know, I think so too. You know, it's obvious. You know, it's obvious. We'll drop some of your other charges of your Maze case, you know, if you play ball with

us or something, but I said, you know, I, I talked to my attorney. I said, do you guys have a warrant? They said, no, I said, have a nice day. I did not meet with them. I didn't talk with them. I saw you posting that. And that's why it's crazy that, you know, all these people call me a fed. It's like, no one would call in. No one would call in to call you. That's your face. So honestly, that's my, like, I put it out there a week ago. Yeah. If you want to call them a fed call in, I mean, people can call it. Yeah, I mean, not stop.

It's nonstop. In certain sectors, shout out to revolver news, for example, they, Darren Beatty put me on the front page, did a whole interview with me. So not everyone is calling me that, but Darren Beatty should get on back by two. Oh, yeah. I'll tell them. I'll journal a shit. I'll send them a shit of all them. Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

But I mean, here's the thing. A lot of the people calling me a fed, they don't really believe it. Come on, these are people like Jaden, people that are just seething at anything I do. And they hate me, they hate Nick. A lot of times they just attack me to sort of get at Nick Fuentess because so Jaden is

like, he's like the psycho ex-girlfriend energy around Nick. Is he rich? No. I don't care about it. All right, let's watch this. I want to put this. Yeah, go ahead. The Heraldo thing on.

Because I think it's, okay, here you go. This is Heraldo talking about, you know, it's gun week, is always Sean. It's gun week, huh? Well, the future, the future is going to be a very, a very dark time for guns and crypto, because. Doesn't that stand for, okay, sorry, I just, I just, I just, I'm playing it. Yeah. I know what stands for. It makes, it makes macho, the people who possess it, oh, I just, I just, I just, I play it. Yeah, I know what stands for. It makes macho, the people who possess it, oh, look at me, I'm a big guy. It's delightful.

And it's, it's not a rifle, right? Yes, it's a rifle. It is a machine. What is AR, it is, it is, it is, it is an order of sample. Ah, ah, ah, ah. That's not what I know. Well, I know is that AR 15s have no place in American society.

Yeah, I saw, okay, so I saw this that AR 15s have no place in America to see it. I saw this quote and they're all making fun of him. But I'm like, you guys are gonna be making fun of this guy while the feds are taking your fucking guns. Like it's the same guys here. Well, it's not a magazine. It's like, shut the fuck, it doesn't matter. Stop making fun of him for getting the terminology wrong.

Yeah. The guy who was, the guy in the French Revolution who was getting beheaded and said, well, I see three typos and your fucking death sentence were it. That's not what's important. They think it's funny though. It's funny. They think, but they actually think it means automatic rifle. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Stop thinking, stop saying like, stop acting like women and abortions are like, well, if you don't have a womb, then you don't, you don't have no say. And it's like, oh, if you don't have a womb, then you don't have no say. And it's like, oh, if you don't know what A or R stage where you have no right to say like, no, they do. Yeah. That's what it was really annoying seeing that take anyway. What were you gonna say? Oh, I was just noticing it's interesting that these clips

came out like a couple days ago, and now with this mass shooting that happened last night, they're probably gonna be, you know, pushing. No, that's an Asian guy. Oh, really? It's got to be a white guy. Straight white male. That's true.

Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't work if it's it. But they've been saying that they're going to take our guns for so long. It's like, is that what happened? They have taken a lot of our guns. Really? Half the, why live in the South Florida?

It's a little bit different there. So the way it works in California is, they make gun companies basically give them guns to destroy for every change. So over time, the amount of handguns that you can own shrinks dramatically. And then companies have to decide if they're going to serve the market by neutering the guns. Or, and then companies have to decide if they're going to serve the market

by neutering the guns. Or, and then you have the whole ghost gun thing, which is just like the most horrible violation of speech. You're right, that's, you know, that's just permissible. Meadow will free the Nipple, Facebook and Instagram, lift ban on bare breasts for trends and binary. Man, I had one, if I had one wish, it would be this.

I gotta get back on Facebook, damn. So I can see some titties. Let's go. So if you're a girl, it's the only place to see them. So if you're a girl, you get no, you can't show your boobs. And they'll ban you, but if you're a girl you get no you can't show your boobs and they'll ban you but if you're trans

And non-binary they'll let you I saw somebody doing a go-fun me for their botched gender reassignment surgery Oh, man, and they posted pictures of it. Oh, no. It's like well your posting is that like you're posting girls boobs kind of even though they're all like deflated, like a balloon. But I guess they were a man, so that was okay. That's pretty funny. They made a decision to do that. I'm gonna host it a little round table

and wrote up a PR. Right, right. I'll send you that email by the way. Oh, okay, let's see if that comes out. Oh, the way. Okay, let's pull it up. Yeah, let's see if that comes up. Oh, the the ad. Yeah. All right. Brittany Ventis calling it in like 10 minutes.

Oh nice. Yeah. She's been for a while, but yeah, she got a band from Twitter. She got banned by a woman pretending to be a victim of sex trafficking. Yeah. I was seeing entire life as a lie. That's great.

Yeah, apparently I was looking at on Twitter, she put out like a screenshot of like a video, a YouTube video, and he lies and said that was like revenge porn or something. Okay, wait, here's the shades that you're wearing. I pulled these up. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Definitely should not be banned.

Okay, let's see here. I'm trying to get this. All right, there it is, there it is. There it is! Is it not hilarious? Yeah, that's great. It looks like Maddox wrote it. They made this for me.

Pit Viper Extreme are for extreme sports, not extremist losers. Bro, what the fuck are you talking about? This makes them look so cool, doesn't it? Yeah, I don't know. I was doing any extreme sports. Art by teenage stepdad, I don't know that I would want that credited. We didn't make these for your bullshit. Oh, wow. Look at that.

Did it work? I don't know. Did they, uh, I'm still buying them. Yeah, you should just keep buying them. No, I am. I'm sure that you're too sweet about it every time. I'm well, the other thing is like, is that even legal? So they put out my purchase history.

They're like, he's bought $643 and 32 cents of PIVVipers and we're donating this to the SPLC. Like, is that like, that's not a very good practice for a business to expose your purchase history? I'm just saying, right? You know, is it illegal? I don't know. I mean, it's not medical information, but still it's, it's in poor taste at least. Yeah, exactly. It's poor taste. Like, you know, when I buy my, you know, certain products, I want that to be confidential, you know, I want them to know how many fleshlates I bought, for example, you know, that here, Sean, you missed this one from last week's children struggling with obesity. This is the, the American Academy of Pediatrics.

Okay. So this is who we're supposed to look to for what to do with kids, right? Children struggling with obesity should be evaluated and treated early and aggressively, including with medications for kids is young as 12 and surgery bariatric surgery for those as young as 13 According to the new guidelines This is fucking fat. Yeah, are these kids kidding? bariatric surgery, they're just gonna put a tube in their stomach to dump all the mulch out at some point right fucking parents man

Like if you if I see a fucking fat-ass seven-year-old jump all the mulch out at some point. Right? Fucking parents, man. Like if you, if I see a fucking fat ass seven-year-old, I wanna smack the parents. It's like do your sentencing that kid to a lifetime of like getting made fun of. But that's not the health point. The headline is doctors recommend. Doctors recommend fucking drugs and surgery

for like to see the kids. Is it under like some kind of weird certain circumstance that they're just paraphrasing or like I'm always thinking. So, no, I mean, you seem kids at 50, 50. That's what you're fucking. Butterballs. They're fat. Yeah, including medications for kids,

his young is, yeah, CBS news is pushing it. Well, that's cool. I don't know. Yeah, no, how fat are these kids? And like, no, fucking, they don't get to, you gotta, you, kids are, they're like fucking dogs, man. If you condition them to eat everything on their plate, they're gonna keep doing it.

And if you're making your plate too big, they're gonna get fat. Yeah. It's not just kids, by the way. Like our, It's women also, we know. No, it's everybody. Wow. Our whole nation is fat.

Oh, I, I just lost 43 pounds since July 4th. And it's all, thank you, thank you. It's all calorie counting though, because I know. It is. Like I had no idea how big, like our portions are. You don't need to eat, you know, 800, 1000 calories per meal. No, like you can get away with eating 400, 500 calories a meal. And so like, I still eat good shit, but I just eat smaller amounts of it.

Yeah. Started losing weight. Boom. So that's the problem. The American portion, go eat anywhere. Yeah, it's like going to be two, three times the size of what it is in other countries. That's why we're getting so fat. I ate, I ate, a lot of seed oils and all that. I ate all but two pieces of an extra large pizza last

night. I did. When I, I didn't drink for like a week or two, I've been not drinking a lot since, since new years mostly just because I want to not be drunk and push back by as hard as possible. Like I'm much more efficient. Everything that I am not drinking. I don't want that to be a success. So, sure. Every night, I'll just just work all night, email all night instead of, um, instead of, uh, drinking because I, I wanted to succeed. Um, here's a,

sometimes you have to have something that you like more than... Than booze, yeah, then annihilation, yeah, and it's freedom. And this is a very real, a very real way to accomplish it. A lives of TikToks is this is a school in Rochester, New York, okay, that's where Carl is. They're promoting chest binding to young teenagers who think their trends are non-binary. Chest binding.

So, they're like, raptor tits up like the Chinese ladies with their feet. Right, that's, yeah. That's fuck off. These people need to go to jail. I'm sorry, this is a child to be of some eye opinion. And people bind in many different ways, it says. Some raptor chests with elastic bandages somewhere sports bra or

multiple sports bras. Wow. Man, I don't need a fucking womb to tell you that that shit is uncomfortable. No way. Neoprene or athletic compression wear or a commercially available. How about just fucking don't go to school. Look, we don't have the solution for you. If you need to go to school with six or seven sports bras and you're still not feeling okay in your mind, stay home. Just take a sick day, take a mental health day for the rest of your fucking life. There's nothing that the world has to offer you. That could be said to 80% 90% of the students there.

There's not, if you got some kind of thing that's like slightly holding you back, there is nothing that we or this system have to offer you. So just stay home, stay home, be a discord moderator, learn how to moderate Reddit. Andrew Yang will swoop in and give you free credits. You can go live in an ISO cube with Baked Alaska in a federal social working penitentiary. Find yourself with gender dysphoria, help you present to be more masculine and crease self-confidence. I don't even know if this is real. Limit the amount of time you've had. I believe it. It's probably right.

I mean, they're giving hormones to young children. You know, this is absolutely insane. Like I said, they got a whole people sell to hormones, but I'm against giving them hormones. This is actually, this is real. Nah, because you got, I mean, I hope you joke it there. I mean, can we just stay like the gender that we're born? Is that like such a radical idea? Is that like swapping and like mutilating yourself? What's a big deal? Yeah, who cares? What do you mean? Have a couple beers, have some estrogen, have some laughs.

Just think on it. Think on it. Okay, I'll consider it. Yeah, sure. Have a couple thanks on you. Think on it. I'll consider it, yeah, sure. Have a couple of thanks on you. Well, I mean, you could go first. Well, I mean, how many people are regretting it, though? Have you heard of certain things?

Certainly, yeah. A lot of people regret life, though. You know, I regret pretty much everything I've ever done. Sure. Yeah, but there's certain things that, you know, you don't allow children to do, like, you got to be a certain age to get a piercing or a tattoo or whatever. So why would you not need to be a certain age to cut off your dick?

Yeah. What do you mean? You don't have to dick thing as long too far. Yeah. I think I'm fine with the estrogen and stuff. I'm a dick cop. I'm a 13 or 14 year old doesn't understand consequences the same way that somebody in their 20s understands consequences.

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Yeah, that's gonna suck. You're gonna be pissing out of a tube or something. Like steroids. Do you think kids should have access to steroids? No, nothing, just all natural. Yeah, all natural, man. I mean, they're trying to give them drugs to, what was that thing for? The Wayne loss. Come on. Yeah, for natural men. I mean, they're trying to give them drugs to, what was that thing for?

The weight loss. Come on. That's terrible. That would be how natural. How would you drink them though? That would be better, I think. The weight loss should be better than the hormones. Yeah, well, I mean,

I mean, the hormone, just for allowing hormones, we should definitely allow the weight loss one. I don't think we should be able to. We made it to a lot of women, I think. The weight loss. Yeah. I think that if you're over a certain threshold of weight, we just lock you up, solitary confinement, live stream it.

I don't know. We gotta start locking up fat people or something. We gotta do something about them. Okay. Or mandate the portions of the small, I don't know what we do. I mean, it's out of control. It is out of control.

What do we do? What does, so I saw today Jake Shields as a conservative guy asking if we should allow gay couples to adopt. No. No. Err. Okay, this is my, this is honestly my problem with conservatives.

What's your problem? What's the, what do you want us to do with them then? With who? The kids, like what do you want? The foster system turns out to kill her. We can't abort them. Yeah, you know, we can't, you don't, you guys don't, you don't want us to abort them.

You don't want us to let gay people have them. Cause a couple guys are fucking them, whatever. Did you see that story that just came out? Yeah, I don't care about like one thing. Right. So, you know, that's like, another story came out where like a high school football coach was like molesting hundreds of kids. I'm like, all right.

What about Jerry Sandowski, Penn State? It's like, you guys, oftentimes you pick the gay stuff because it suits your side a lot more. That's pretty gay. Well, the paddocks are fucking everywhere. My point is, all right, we can't afford them. We can't give them to gay people who want them because they're retarded. I don't know why gay people want to get married. I don't know why they want to have kids.

You're ruining your lives. You're careful what you wish for. You guys, you're always talking about gay marriage, but you don't really understand what marriage is, okay? You don't understand the amount of guilt and negotiating and manipulation, and manipulation that goes into it, all right? Whatever you have is whatever conservative men have done. Looted themselves into thinking that marriage is,

but that's not what it is. I will never understand what it's like to be black. They will never understand what it's like to be married. No game, man. They will never understand what it's like to be married. No game, man. They'll never understand what it's like to be married. Well, so what do you want us to do? I mean, I just think, you know, obviously, I think the healthiest environment for a child

to grow up in would be with a father and with a mother. So I grew up looking at me. I'm a fucking loser. Yeah, maybe it was gonna say depends on the father and the mother. I mean, I'm a fucking Zah. Yeah, maybe it was gonna say, depends on the father and the mother. They agree. Truly, no, it does, but no, because the thing is there's a masculine and a feminine, character trait that those children need.

The woman is more nurturing. The man is more tough on things. More of an ATM. So if you have, sure. Sure. So if you have two ATMs, you know, more tough on things. More of an ATM. So if you have, sure. So if you have two ATMs, you know. Yeah, what are we gonna do with all these fucking kids that are death nothing? They're just throwing them around in the street.

Wait, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think it's time to offer other than we hate drag shows and we love Jesus. That's honestly what I wanna know. Why can't they be adopted to other families? Like why do they need to be adopted? Because no one fucking families? Like why do they need to be adopted to gay families? Well, I don't know that there's enough people adopting kids. Yeah, there's not enough suckers in the world. They're only

one born every minute. Well, I'm just saying if there was a choice, I do think a mother and a father would be healthier than to do or to women because the, well, to women, I'm with you there. But let's, you have to let women, you have raising kids, they're better. There's, there's complementing traits with the masculine and the feminine. Like I said, you know, well, that's why you know kids that, you know, or women have daddy issues or like they have some issue. God bless.

God bless those parents. God bless those dads. God bless those dads. God bless those dads. God bless those dads. Parent or a parent was a way. Right. You know, single moms and their kids end up messed up. So, the best thing I think we can do is promote.

I'm not saying every single example is going to happen, but promote the nuclear family, promote healthy families to. Well, there's nothing wrong with that. Raise kids. Yeah. Yeah. The breakdown, that's where, you know, conservatives are right. Like the breakdown of the American family, it's caused a lot that. Raise kids. Yeah. Yeah. Breakdown. That's where conservatives are right.

Like the breakdown of the American family, it's caused a lot of problems. And it's tough because it's such a fucking pressure cooker we live in. People just ain't stand together. It's, yeah, man. It's, it's, it, it fucks up kids, man. Yeah. It really does. It's, it's, you guys got to give me something other than don't do it that way.

Well, I think, I mean, there's other things that doesn't work out for me. Like divorce, I think fucks up kids, you know, and I'm not getting divorced now. What does? Yeah. I don't think it's good. Yeah, I don't think divorce is good. Oh man. And divorce is good.

I think I know a lot of people who wish their parents had got divorced. I mean, they grew up. They're like, yeah, you guys should have, If it stayed together for me, fuck you fucked up. Well, if it's gonna explode up, you tell up, if you're cheating on each other, that would be a fine example. But I'm talking about that, I think over 50% of Americans get divorced now. We just live in a culture, the 10 or 20. So do you think it should be a lot more?

How would a poor discouraged? Because I'm telling you tenor. So do you think it should be a law or a law or a discourage? Because I'm telling you, to discourage. Dyschurch is discouraged. I think it should be discouraged. Because one side in that divorce, has a Christian clawing in saying, we're not getting divorced.

No, as a Christian, you are able to divorce if there's infidelity or abuse. Yeah, so it would just be highly discouraged. You know, the more discouraged than it is now. Yeah, what do you mean? There's 50% of marriages get divorced? Like clearly it's not being discouraged enough. It's like, you have a whole industry of divorced parties. Woo!

It's like, you know that? No, it's stupid, that's dumb. That's not discouraged. It's all that big, D-Loby money. Yeah, they're making money. The big divorce lobby. I want you to walk me through this more. D-Lobby money. Yeah, they're making money. The big divorce lobby. I want you to walk me through this worm. So, so you're dating at a young age,

you get married and have kids, and then you realize this is a fucking nightmare. Right. We make each other worse in every possible way. This fucking spawn of half of us is being tugged back and forth, is not benefiting from this at all. I wanna get out of here.

I wanna get out of here. And your solution is, no. I think you should stick it through. I think you should go to counseling, talk to a priest, go to church. You know, there's a ways to work through these things. And then you at least know. I mean, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've If you're exactly my question, and then just don't get married, it's not that hard.

Like, just, you could live with your girlfriend and not get married, and then you wouldn't have to worry about that. But the point is, if we're just gonna do that, that takes away the sanctity of marriage because it's supposed to be a life, till death do we part? What do you, like, why are you taking business?

Why are you taking business? No, but you should not take that vow if you don't mean it. The vow means nothing in comparison to the business of marriage, which is a legal contract. Like if I get married, I would like it to be a one and done. I'm not trying to have one of the things to be one. The vow means what you think it means. But the contract doesn't. If you don't think it's right, that's the same.

The legal contract is very different. Yes, contract is. If you don't think it's, right, that's the label. The label contract is very different. It's different. Yes, it is. It's a big business. It's consistent. The sacredness of the, of the vow depends on the person taking the vow. Yeah.

Right. Um, it's a very, it's a very risky thing to do. Don't you think? To enter a legally binding business partnership with a woman. No less. It is, but that's how, that's why is, but that's why we are all here. We're not here because of the contract. We're here because of the warning.

Yes, we're here because of accidents. But a lot of that happened because of the marriage. So I mean, I just want you guys to pump the brakes on that a little bit. A bunch of guys are going to, in 20 years, they're gonna be like, God damn, that brakes the last gun. I mean, we get married. I'm not making anyone get married. But I will not stop promoting the nuclear family. I think strong families and good morals

have kept this country great. I think the decline of this country is very much linked to those families falling apart and people not staying together. So, hey, like I said, I mean, if you literally are cheating on each other and there's abuse, then yeah, that's not going to work. The woman's cheating, then, dude. Yes, yeah, the man can cheat, but the woman, that's a different story.

Okay, I'm going to read some comments. I pretty said she'd call in in like 10 minutes. You have, do you have an out a hard out or anything? Are you here? I, how long do you want me? Well, however long you want. Yeah, I'm here for what are you doing in LA, by the way? Yeah. I saw you were dining with Nick Fuentes. Yeah. Some like reporter, take a picture of us over over a bush. We were at Alcove and Los Feliz. Over a bush on the Alcove. Yeah, yeah, no, it's great food there. So just basically me and Nick were talking and he's like, damn, I want to see you before

you go to jail. I'm like, yeah, like, because I haven't seen him in a while. So we're just having a little powwow for a few days. I fly back to Tampa tomorrow and I know we talked to Erwoy called in your show, so I'm like, you know? I should stop by and how's he doing out here? I was gonna like it. Yeah, he's doing good and he's doing good, you know, working for yay and that whole thing.

That's cool. Isn't that crazy? Like a few months ago, we're like, we're like, that would be wild if that happened. And then it's just reality. I'm trying to believe it is happening. It's happening. It makes me think life is like a simulation or something.

It's just like, no. No, you already have God. You don't need that shit. You're like that simulation shit. True. Okay, this is, God could have made this simulation. You're kind of, think about that. Yeah.

Chris, the key we sent this to me. He says, this is a message I sent to Hooker. You're interested in this? Yeah, you know I, you said. Hi, hi, Laura. He's gonna marry that hooker. Hi, Laura. So, well, adjust to kids.

Chris, yeah, Chris the Kiwi's a guy who maybe could benefit from some God in his life. Although here we go. You jasshole. If he got really into God. It would be. Hi, Lara, I've been trying to contact you. I'm not sure if you're taking a break.

You spoke to me on the phone recently. To me, you can go break. Yeah, he's hitting her up on her whore line. Should we talk about Stephen Crowder too? Yeah, let's do it. You can ask me anything. Let me read this whore stuff first. You spoke to me on the phone recently,

and there was some banter. Oh, they have a report. banter occurred. I'm not sure if you're ignoring me. I just wanted to let you know. I'm interested in seeing you as a client soon. My phone number is, and then he listened. It seems like you have two numbers,

so I'll email and text this message to your other number too. It's thorough. I don't mean to come across as strong, but I was wondering if there is any possibility I can marry you. What the fuck? He's joking. Oh no. He's down bad.

Oh, he's worse. He's worse than that. I was wondering if there's any possibility I can marry you in the future. I just thought that maybe by our conversation on the phone, you seem pretty understanding. Chris. He sent a bunch of other texts to you. You want to see those? What was the response?

I don't know. He didn't send me a response. I blocked. Let's see here. He's got, yeah, he's got a bunch of pretty good ones here. If they load. You look pretty, I'm Chris. Hi, Chris, and thank you. I'm 45, just feeling lonely.

I'm on the autism spectrum. What are you looking for, Han? I'm on a disability pension, but it's on my off week. Just half hour in call. Charlie stands on man. Oh man. He's really chiseling them down, right? Just a half hour in call. Not sure when. How much you charge? I'm mainly looking for a girlfriend, but I don't know that will happen. Sagan S. Court. No, it probably won't. Unfortunately, hunt. Oh, man. I was just being honest. Anyway, stop being such a bitch. That's coming up. That's coming up. Not no nice knowing you, Gronk. fucking weirdo, you are calling someone you don't know, hun. And before you say you call everyone that, not everyone, appreciate it. So you're the desperate one looking for money. They're always predictable where they turn.

Nice sex with your daughter too, and your mom and lose some weight, you fat bitch. There you go. He's fucking amazing, man. He knows. He is the whore whisper. He always knows what to say to get them to respond. I forwarded your number and your messages to senior constants, something something police station. Yeah. Good luck with that. Wow. Yeah. There's another one that he sent. Look at me as if I would be, look at me as if I would be with someone like you, that's what the whore tells him. Wow. You bitch. Boy.

Maybe you shouldn't say things you don't mean and there's no need to be mean and disrespectful. Perhaps you wouldn't be with someone like me, but I have standards too. I'd probably bitch slap you if you spoke to me like that in person. Ha ha ha. As if I meant that wake up to yourself. Look at me as if, oh yeah, maybe you should know. Okay, okay. I want to send them in the wrong order. All right, well, there you go.

Chris the Kiwi. He's a classic. Let's see if Britney's, no. We got a porn guy. You want to argue about pornography after Britney calls in? Yeah, we can talk about anything. That could be fun.

Sure. Umpti Madu says, Gastoves, Asma and High Fructose, Corns, or a pay dick, I'm handing you an easy way to shit on Vito's arguments in favor of Gastoves, Ben. Did you see they're gonna ban Gastoves? No. The chicken right?

No, I didn't. They're making them right out of our hands. Wow. They gotta be electric. Yeah, they have to be electric. Because electric works so well in California. Yeah, well, then they can charge you more when we use too much, allegedly. You're eating, it will never be you're eating too much, right?

Yeah. Like nothing will ever be tied to that. Yeah, I mean, you're, I mean, people have been saying we you're eating too much, right? Yeah. Like nothing will ever be tied to that. Yeah, I mean, you're, I mean, people have been saying we've been eating too much for a long time, but everybody goes, eh, I don't fucking tell me that. Yeah. Um, it's true though, so they're making this big deal about a gas stove's causing asthma, and that's why they need to. Causing asthma?

Yeah. Which seems like, I'm probably a lie. I've never heard anything like associated with that. It appeared out of nowhere, like the support for Palestine. It was like, well, guess, guess, so much asthma. Why don't you tell these people to open a window? Why don't you tell poor people to just open it, crack a window in their house then, if it's such a problem?

I'd like to know why that happens. Because there's like the know why that happens. I mean, there's like the poisons that come off of the frame. Yeah, because they're not opening a window. Yeah, I mean, they're dumb. Right. Are you supposed to open a window when you're cooking?

Yeah. Anything that you're burning, you should open a window. Oh, yeah, I didn't know. Because there's all kinds of stuff coming off of that. Um, but I cook in the closet. I do. Yeah. Cook, math.

Um, well, so they don't really care about their childhood to this because they want, yeah, because they want to take away, you know, they want everybody to be on the electrical grid, basically. That's what I've heard. And so people are like, I'm keeping my guest up. I don't really care that much about guestos. Well, you live in Florida, yeah. Because our electricity just stops working all the time.

Oh, really? Yeah, and it's like a billion dollars. Wow. Our electricity bill is very high in California because California's owned by electrical companies. It's electricity, too, right? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Don't we buy electricity too, right? Yeah.

Yeah. So, I guess that's his point that they don't care about other stuff, or whatever. Cammy says, hearing anti-religious shit every episode is getting super tiring. I'm so looking forward to hearing you bitch when they use Christian nationalism under the FBI's banner to take over the country. What does that mean? Do you know? Well, the FBI definitely are not Christian nationalist,

but that's what threw me. Yeah. Maybe he's predicting like in the future, yeah, maybe if, you know, under a Nick Fuentes administration, like the FBI's, you know, knocking on your door, checking if you have your Bible and you're gonna be seething and he can't wait for that, I guess. I don't know.

That's what I got out of it. Yeah, what is a Christian, what does a Nick Fuentes take over look like? Um, well, I mean, he'd probably ban porn. He'd probably ban a lot of things that you like. So, uh, you'd probably be in jail. Let's, let's be honest. You'd be, that's like, we don't be in jail.

Well, actually, you'd be locked up. I don't know. I don't know. You'd be locked up. No, I don't know. I don't know. You'd be locked up. I don't know.

You'd be locked up. I don't know. I don't no, he would be unband. Well, we'd be unbanding. And everybody would be allowed to be on social media, so we'd be unband on like, you know, free speech. I don't think that's a good trade. Yeah, what else? I don't know.

What about my money? I get more of that. Yeah, oh yeah, you get more money. I mean, I would be in favor of, I mean, we gotta do something about the tax system. It's absolutely I would be in favor of, I mean, we got to do something about the tax system. It's absolutely insane. Just have a simple, like a flat tax. I think we should have no tax or no tax. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. More money if you want to buy stuff. Yeah. That's a tax on everybody. I'm down

for either no tax or for like a fair tax. Like everybody gets 10%. Yeah. Does it doesn't matter what fucking bracket you're in. Okay. Type thing. I mean, there's a lot of things. Nick is not eligible to run until 2036. So he's going to run for president. I think he should. Yeah. 2036.

Don't you? Don't you have to be 35? Yeah, that's the first time that he'll be. That's for Congress. Got it. Is that president too? Is the 24th? No, that's 35th.

35th is president, vice president. I would like to see yay, yay officially run in 24 though coming up because he has to he has to I'm so sick. I'm so sick of Trump shilling for the Vax. Apparently I have some, you know, have a little inside scoop here. I've heard that Trump is about to make a play and turn on the Vax narrative. Oh, he's doing it. Because Diamond Died. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That Black Lady that loved him died because of the Vax.

So this is that true or is that another man? She's dead. That's what caused it. Perfect. She's a big fat Black Lady. They live to be 150. I love how some some like some 99, your old person dies and they're like,

oh my gosh, she's the Vex. I'm like, maybe not, maybe the Matrix got us. Oh, what do you think about Andrew Tate? He's like a human trafficker, right? Well, I don't know. No, I don't believe all the rape stories, you know? So I don't care about that part. I like some of Tate, but then some of Tate, I think is, you know, I don't know. I don't believe all the rape stories, you know? So I don't care about that part. I like some of T, but then some of T, I think is,

you know, I don't like. I do not want masculinity to be defined as a guy who has no wit, cannot clap back, who pretends to own cars, right? And who lives in a whorehouse. You've really fucking really taken the, talk the shit about it lately. The world has become So inverted that is Unrecognizable from a point of authenticity the

Pimps Pimps and prostitutes are Shilling masculinity to to guys that they have groomed killing masculinity to guys that they have groomed, surely based on the size of their audience. We have whores, like Eliza Blue, defining what it is to protect women from prostitution and trafficking when they have no ability to differentiate between prostitution and trafficking, when they have no ability to differentiate between prostitution and non. Like, she's so, she's so poised,

Elizabeth Blue, Eliza Blue, is so brain poisoned by pornography and attention-horing, she would have no ability to identify a trafficking, a victim, a victim if you put them in front of her fucking face. It's like, it's become so, the conservative movement. Then you have Stephen Crowder who is locked in a a in a a pissing war for grifting for superchats with other millionaire with other millionaire frauds with other millionaire frauds, jockeying for who can be perceived as the most anti-big tech,

like on big tech platforms, over matters of tens of millions of dollars. It is so sick what has become of the conservative movement that, I mean, I honestly hope when you're in jail, I hope that you come out with a unique perspective like, oh, I mean, I honestly hope when you're in jail, I hope that you come out with a unique perspective like, oh, I fucking get it. This is all just, this is all, all of this is total horse shit. I mean, I don't know. Now I'm just drunk talking, but it's

so, no, I'm sick of it too. I think I think it's so sick and perverse. What has become of, of these ideas that were, we're born in the 2016s, like we gotta focus on men, like these genuine ideas. I don't think Gamsartite's a good role model, by the way. But I hope he gets raped instead in prison. He said, I don't think he's come back. Well, hold up, I'm not gonna go that far. I like, I don't think it's a good role model.

I don't approve of, you know, he basically runs these porn, you know, web cam horror type houses or whatever. he does a lot of degenerate shit. He's always talking about his Bugatti and, you know, bragging about everything. Like, I don't know. It's weird. But at the same time, I'm not going to believe every rape allegation. I don't care about the rate. That's the cars. It's the cars. So, bro, buying, buying crazy shit is fucking dumb. Buying super cars and thinking that's cool. That's like, that's not gonna make you happy.

His whole life motto is buy a Bugatti and whatever. It's like, okay dude, there's not so much to take as a copy of. Take my course. Take my course. Yeah, okay, Brittany's here, let me get her. Brittany, can you unmute yourself? Let's let her find it. Do do maybe I can can someone else Johnson can you Hi, sorry, I was suppressed. I didn't let me unmute it, but yeah, you guys are going off

Yes, I'm so sick of it. Yeah, tell us tell us what happening you please. I found out yesterday because see I'm locked out on Twitter right because of Eliza. And so I can't even access my messages. People think I can access my messages. I can't even message anyone. I can't read my messages. Nothing. It's completely just locked out. And I had to find, I'm like, I don't know,

I feel like in Frank, I'm like in the attic, he locked up and people are having to send me like letters of what's going on on Twitter. People send me screenshots of that I'm trending. I was like, Oh my God, this blew up. And now her video that I post the screenshots of that she got mad about. And then I had my account locked that video doubled in views. And all the comments are talking about it. This I wasn't expecting it to blow up like this. Dude, there's a free Brittany hashtag going around. I didn't even see it, but people are posting

it. There's big people speaking on your around. I didn't even see it, but people are posting it. There's big people speaking on your behalf. Now Oli Alexander said, he'll fund your lawsuit against Eliza Blue. Should you wish to pursue it? And I absolutely think you should because the way she is grandstanding and co-opting, like the concept of human trafficking at the level that she is is highly offensive to me. And you know, it really is a spit in the face for any sort of application she's done for

the victims because now every victim she's represented is illegitimized. Yeah. Because now she's calling, oh, posting screenshots from a rap video is non-consensual. Okay, so I can't post screenshots of Nicki Minaj shaking her ass either on Twitter. If Nicki Minaj doesn't like me, she can lock my account. Um, yeah, it's like you're getting me tooed in a way. Like she regretted, she regretted posting this like trampy video of her twerking her ass in a music video.

And then you posted it. So now you are suffering from her changing her mind about the context of the video. Yeah, and now every victim that has been coerced because, you know, there is a type of trafficking such as lover boy method, which Andrew Tate was using as a tactic, right? That's just, that's a fact. He did use it and describe what he did. To legal.

And, yeah, and talk other boys how to do it, including like some which like he does have age locks, so it could be little boys learning how to do that, but that's a legitimate that's the legitimate thing though, like yeah, people getting coerced, but now she's kind of mudding the waters. And now it's like, well, were you actually traffic because if you're like one area, no, no, okay. So let me give some context to people who are just like tuning in because I'm very, like Sean, you're looking at me, like you kind of get what's going on, but you know, so there's, here's the, here's the landscape what it is.

We're currently, we, we society are currently building our heroes moving forward into the next 10 years, who will be representing what, like Lex Friedman, that Jack asked with the book list, like he's what's smart, like the same way Joe Rogan was like the guy of it. Same way Howard's like was the guy for this and Dr. Phil was a guy and they're all fucking frauds, right? And you got to be intellectuals. Is that what you mean? Yeah. And everybody has their own little lane that they stay in. And a lot of blue was the the patron saint of human trafficking slash rape survive, well, human trafficking slash rape survivor, human trafficking survivors. And she has told she has told this murky tale about how when she was 17, she came to LA and she got human traffic. Yeah, right? For $500. For $500. Just like believable numbers. And she's and she's

hot, by the way, how was she human traffic? She will never give any details. Really? She came to LA and was human traffic and was passed around. And she she has this elaborate story, but as it as her fame kind of accelerated faster than like her the the dredging up her history. Yeah. As her actual history is she came to LA and hoards herself out as hard as possible to be famous.

Like she's on every reality show. She's on my space like saying I'm a huge fan of like my chemical romance and I'll suck dick for my chemical romance. Because I don't know anything. Anything I can do to be famous. Anything I can do to be famous. And she hit a wall as women do. No offense, pretty.

I don't. Your wall will be in your 70s. You're not you're not you black down crack, but she hit a wall and decided like, I'm not going to try to be a horror anymore to be famous. I'm going to be a horror's rights activist. Yeah. And Brittany Venti found one of her. Hori music videos where she looks fucking hot. I mean, I have nowhere to speak because I want I can do pornography and I don't fucking care about people being naked or acting like horse. Sure. Like I love it. Uh, Britney took a screenshot of it and said, Hey, what's this all about?

Right. And this bitch goes, that's revenge pornography. That's non-consensual revenge pornography. I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue, I'm gonna sue everybody. Except Twitter. Except Twitter because you're on musk is in the bag for this dumb bitch for some reason. Right. Yeah. Anyway, what, please fill in the gaps of that, Brittany. So basically, her, how this actually started wasn't her even being like, because she was as his attitude of like, I'm a bad bitch, don't fuck with me, right? She's like that archetype. And in her interviews, in the same time period

where she was doing these rap videos and dancing around lingerie, cupping her ass and such. And the problem wasn't her doing that, the problem was like, hey, this muddy in the water, can you clarify it? And what's all these timelines not adding up? Because people are messaging me these threads and with receites and videos

Yeah, she's as old as me traffic I was 17 and I'm like you know fucking you look as old as me. That's not when you were and you she's on like blind date The reality show and she was like allegedly 16 or something just like all the shit that doesn't matter at Anyway, yeah, the players literally were not adding up and I asked her to clarify Maybe someone had gotten something wrong. I gave her benefits out, and I even message Crab Crawler one on Twitter. He's a journalist before I did so.

So there's proof of it that it was not malicious intent. Like I genuinely just want the information because she's also an advocate against trafficking. And I'm outspoken on that topic for years as well. So that's why people are coming to me. And so my Twitter account gets locked when I ask her about it, click for posting the screenshots of the rap music videos she was in.

And then her best friend that she was tweeting about 24 hours prior about like, I trust this person more than anyone and how great this person is. I'm so big on trust. And people who say that, tend to not be trustworthy. And then her best friend, who she's tweeting about, she trusts so much, got my account locked and then admitted to it was like celebrating.

And then everyone started replying to that person talking about how they were lying because they were claiming I posted non-consensual pictures of a lies of blue, which is not true. Also a crime, like they're accusing you of revenge porn, right? Yeah, which is like a serious fucking crime, if you're at her. Like she's honestly one of the most would be respected members of this like whole sexual assault grift, which is discussing to even say, but to suggest that Britney Vanty is posting revenge porn. to even say, but to suggest that Brittany VanTee's posting Revenge porn is a piece of book.

Actually, when I'm so against trafficking and I'm so outspoken against it, it's just so insulting. So she's not only doing that, but she's silencing me. Someone who also is trying to get a reach with that. So you're essentially making it so I can't help do the thing she's claiming to try to do, which is free speech and also helping trafficking victims and bringing awareness to it. So how I found out that she was the one that did it, because it looked very fishy. It's like, huh, this, and I found this out midstream.

People were telling me and I checked it out and I was like, oh my god, this person is good friends with her. And she's tweeting about how trustworthy they are. This is really suspicious. And so I was like, I'll give benefit of the doubt. I'll give it like 24 hours. And if Eliza is against it, she needs to speak up because this looks really bad. I gave it 24 hours and I'm like,

there's no way she doesn't know. This has the point of giving the benefit of the doubt. She 100% knows because I told you tubers that are connected to her, she wanted to present you at this point. Then I go on her Twitter, midstream, on the next day. I'm like, okay, let's see, people are saying she responded to it.

And then I see that she had threatened the lawsuit. So she admitted basically that she put her best friend behind it. So she tried to do it in a cowardly way. She had her goon squad try to come do her dirty work, sucking the shit crumbs at her asshole. And yeah, that's how I found out that she was the one behind it. It was very sneaky. Yeah, I saw that. Are you interested in pursuing a lawsuit against her? Because I don't think she's

going to like rewind any of this or take it back or anything like that. I think it's simply something I should look into, especially if I'm being given the resources as well. I should protect myself, right? Because she's accusing me of something very serious. I honestly think you have to. Like I don't think you're in a position where you can say no to that. Especially if somebody's gonna pay for it for you. Yeah, and also my Twitter account's still locked

and that's costing me money. I can, a lot of people come to my stream from my Twitter. A lot of people come to my YouTube from my Twitter. So she's costing me money every day. It's been like three, four days now, and I can't reach the people that I normally reach. Some people that's their only way to see if I'm live. And also another thing that was very suspect

to her I found out yesterday was that she received funding from this lady, oh, go ahead and damn you the link. I don't know if you saw this. Okay. She received funding from this lady. That was a groomer. Oh, her name was Felicia Killings. And you can see the tweet right there

with the screenshots. Okay. Eliza being thankful of her helping her get funded. Eliza also received funding from Felicia Killings, who was arrested and charged with several felony counts of unlawful sex with a minor. Amazing. Killings received a plea deal to avoid having

to register as a sex offender. Eliza received funding from a literal groomer. Yeah, she sang. That's what it looks like to me. Like, at least they were intending to do that at their minimal. Former teacher pleads no contest. Oh my God. I was having sex with a 16 year old and that was the worst. Um, but it's kind of ironic as a anti-trafficking advocate. It is ironic. And that way. So it's like, it's crazy to me how the entire conservative

influencers fear will be infiltrated by con artists like this and will be behind them 100% and then will never say anything after they get duped. Like even you mentioned Nick Monroe, the crab crawler guy, I saw him having like a little meltdown about her, and then all of a sudden he pivots to, oh my cousin committed suicide. It's like, okay, well, so that's your like,

that's your cover for why you don't have to answer to any of this fucking promotion. You've been promoting this bitch nonstop, arguing with people, trying to deflect it, like trying to call other people out who are reporting on it, and then you're going to say, oh my cousin killed themselves. So now I can't fucking talk about it. Like, that is such a bitch as deflection.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, well then just go offline. Don't go like, oh, everybody, I'm not talking, stop, please stop being mean to me, because my cousin killed themselves. Do you know what I mean? Oh, everybody, stop, please stop being mean to me because my cousin guilted up selves. Do you know what I mean? Why is it that the whole conservative influencer sphere is just so vulnerable and so complicit in these scams?

It's really, it's really, it really sucks to say. Saw him, he did make a tweet saying, it wasn't like a hard, hard defense, but it was like, hey, Brittany did message me about it. It didn't seem malicious. I like them both. I hope they can resolve it, but you know, he was soft defending me. So he didn't mention it.

I can't keep up with anyone's Twitter feed right now. I'm literally being fed screenshots by like my friends. Like, hey, this is what's going on. So I can't even see the full picture of what's going on. Like I didn't know about the cousin thing either. You see that dick. What's that? Pelicans it well, what what oh? No, yeah on my Twitter says free hashtag free Britney event is trending so

Still yeah, yeah, it's still trending. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, no, I saw I saw it yesterday and I didn't really know You know we haven't talked about, hello. But, you know, I didn't know what was going on. I started looking at the situation. It's, yeah, definitely bullshit. You can see there's a commentary on that tweet actually correcting in it. It says, no, that was a screenshot from a music video

that's publicly available. And that is bullshit. Brittany, did they say that you could like, delete the tweet and get back on or like what's, or like do you have any options? If they're putting the disclaimer on there, why aren't they unlocking my account then? If Twitter is acknowledging that it's bullshit.

Also, yeah, both me and the court are having our account stock for posting the screenshots. Oh yeah. They allow you to delete it, but like but why would I have to admit wrong doing? I have to put a, because that's going to put a strike on my account. Right. And then I'm going to get easier banned. I'm not doing that.

I'm not going to delete something when I was in the wrong YouTube. It doesn't make you do that. They just take your video down. They don't make you admit you did something wrong. Like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, they just tell you. Can you appeal it? Can you send in like an appeal?

Yeah, I sent in an appeal and they haven't responded. It's been days like three, four, or over days. Dan. Well, yeah, I hope you get your account back. That's bullshit for sure. So what do you think about Andrew Tate? You're pretty, you're pretty hip to all the goings and crimes and confessions. Yeah, I don't think he's a very upstanding moral person.

I think that he isn't a good example and he's kind of this performative masculinity and that's not going to really lead anyone in the right direction. He's not really saying anything that's, like, he's saying very basic things that we already knew, type of thing. Yeah. Also, like, regardless of like, oh, if the victims were telling the truth or not, one of them was like crying an interview to me that looked like at least somewhat legitimate. She could be an amazing actress.

I don't know if that takes a lot of skill. Now you guys cannot cry about anything. What do you mean? Come on. I mean, we don't know. We don't know, right? Because there's a lot of girls speaking up. So we're not going to know for a while.

But it does look so, where there's smoke, there's usually fire. And I'm inclined to say that it's more likely than not because he wrote on his website that he's using a trafficking method. He's saying, I make them fall in love with me first and I make sure that they have sex with me. And then I ask them the camp for me. And then he has videos of him talking about how he uses alcohol to get them on camera. Like, this is- Yeah, that I have seen. And flying them to foreign countries, like that is-

And holding their pants for- And holding their pants for- And he also says he's withheld taxes. Like, I don't care about the lover boy shit. What are you talking about? I talk way too much. Yeah, but he has, even on this show, he confesses to saying, like, well, I don't pay their taxes and I got to fuck with them.

And I have like, armed guards around my compound. I'm like, well, I don't pay their taxes and I got to fuck with them. And I have like armed guards around my compound. I'm like, well, that's not. I'm sure that he doesn't pay them the amount that he promised some. He admitted that on recording. I don't know why he snitches on himself so much. They all do. Every criminal does. Every single fucking one.

Well, it can't help it. Yeah. If you're some people are, are, are never as smart as they think they it. Yeah. If you're, some people are, are, are, never as smart as they think they are. Yeah. I like how he keeps blaming the matrix too. Like, he gets in trouble for some like legit stupid shit. He's like, the matrix is attacking me again. Oh my gosh.

Because I revealed their cards. They're the matrix. And then Logan Paul still with that. Did you see that? No, I didn't see that. Yeah, Logan Paul did something stupid as well I think he like oh He his pet pig. Did you see that? Oh, yeah It goes like he gave away his pet pig that almost died or something and when people attacked him

He's like the matrix is real. It's attacking me. It's like you can't just say that when you do something stupid Yeah, This is like, it just sounds so schizophrenic. But the reason they do is because in specifically Andrew Tates case, he knows that he can manipulate conservatives because of how upset they are about censorship. Yeah. Because we know there is a bias for that we saw on the Twitter file. So he knows he can use that as a way to manipulate them to defend him and fight his fights for him. And it's worked partially.

Some people are now starting to see through it, but others are still like free top G and marching through the streets, screaming it with little boys in the background too. Yeah, it's retarded. It's retarded. And it is like Sneakco sounds like a grooming victim. Have you seen Sneco supporting Andrew Tate? It's like, Andrew Tate's words coming out of his mouth. So, and Sneco was like a former model

who's been groomed before. I like Sneco, but I like him, but I love him. His brain is wet. The way he thinks about Tate, he thinks like, Tate can do no wrong. And that's grooming, bro. Like that straight up,

if you look like the result of grooming, like, take, flew him in. You can watch in the video of Sneakow with Andrew and Tristan Tate. They're like touching him and he's like uncomfortable. That motherfucker is fuck, he's not only is he groomed, but he is on like a, you should put him on like a call in, did he? Sneakow? Yeah.

No. Okay. He wanted to charge me money to call it. So I pissed it up. Right. Do you think he just sounds the way he like, he deifies the tape brothers. Wait, you're not paying me for this? Oh, I gotta go. I'm just trying to get Ali.

Money ain't nothing. I'm trying to get Ali to come on and tell you. So something on my books, at least Dick, come on. But. This Sneak go, I don't know much about him I've just seen a few like bad takes but isn't he the guy that Tell me if I'm wrong wasn't he the guy that got like cocked and he said he liked it or yeah Yeah, that did happen

Introduction what is that? What happened? I haven't seen the full thing, but that has been verified. There's some video where he says he enjoys like getting cucked by his girlfriend. What is up with all these conservatives who are liking other guys? Apparently he's not like that anymore, but it was from a few years ago. He was a phase. It was a phase. Come on.

Brittany, do you think part of this is because of some college? Do you think part of this is that Eliza Blue knows that you're hotter than her? Don't know. I think that maybe she seems like she's really insecure because like in a way, not fully, but because, you know, she's like, obviously, prancing around and lingerie, yet that's some level of a non-insub., yet that's some of the confidence to do that, but insecure in different ways. She's like, oh, it seems like she has this belief she's not worthy of trust. Like, while are you projecting constantly like, oh, I need someone who's trustworthy, trustworthy. That's something someone who has the belief of, I'm not worth being given trust to what have. So I think she's insecure in some ways. So I don't know if that or

insecure about her past to while she was she want to hide it that as well. So in some ways, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's like a look saying like I thought she was an attractive girl. I can just hear her like insidesides turning, listening to you say that. Well, I think she's an attractive girl. Yeah. You know, she knows who's on her. What do you think the future is for this conservative disaster that we have online?

You're one of the few people that I think are actually like, authentic all the time. So I want to know what your thoughts are on the current landscape and where it's going. Thank you, but I'll say this, I'll say this. Pay attention to who has these very shady things going on around them and who doesn't, because birds of a feather flock together,

at least that's how I taught the same was. Someone said it's like this birds of the same feather flock together, at least that's how I taught the same was. Someone said it's like this birds of the same feather flock together, but whatever. So like for example, do you, I'm not even like a super fan Joe Rogan, I think he's just like generally good. I don't like actively watch him or anything. But do you ever hear about him like,

I don't know like fucking his assistant or having like that sort of controversy? No. Or like shadys things like that? No, I don't know, like fucking his assistant or having like that sort of controversy or like just shadys things like that. No, you don't. So like pay attention to the people who are having very weird individual shady individuals around them, I would say, is like a big giveaway that people should pay attention to.

Yeah. And there's a lot of individuals like that actually. Yeah. It's good advice. What do you think about Ralph? What's here? What do you want to zero to 10 Ralph a male scale? I don't know.

I think he's like, he has like a hog out. So I think he needs to let me get something. What? Like he oh, oh. Like she says, he like pigs out at people and like I don't even do anything and he'll just like pick out me and be like, she's such a ho, like I remember when she literally had a method. She was a ho, I'm like, oh my god, he's having an oink out. What is this crazy mayor?

The crazy mayor thing, I was like, yo, you went off on her. That was my thought. You deserve that. That's what it's said. It's something you did read. Well, she did read the Super Chat, you know. You can't just blame it on the Super Chat. She didn't say it.

Okay, but here's the thing. Chrissy is like nice, almost to a detriment sometimes. I'll give you example, but the lies of Blue Thing. She's had a lies of Blue On, right? And I told her immediately when this happened. And when I found out I got my account locked and I was like, Chrissy, this is a really sauce. And she was like Brittany, you know, like give it the bench.

She's like, give it the benefit down. This isn't private. She's not virtue, signaling or anything. And she's like, you know, just delete the tweet and confront her directly and like trying to approach it from that way. She didn't have to do that, but she does do that. And so generally, she is a nice person.

She doesn't mean harm. She usually is nice people, even when they were like, rude to her, she'll platform them. And so I would say that Chrissy definitely didn't mean anything bad by it, because that's how she operates. I've seen it. Yeah, I responded to something Chrissy said online and she says, telling her like, look, you don't really understand this because you're an authentic person, but people who lie

compulsively don't operate that way. Like they don't understand concepts of like confessing, like talking about your history and putting it in context because they have no context. Like they just lie all the time. And you won't understand that because you're very authentic. And like I get that about you, but you gotta kinda, you gotta stop leading,

you gotta stop leading these evil people using your authenticity and credibility to do it. And I think we're friends now because of that, but yeah, I agree with you. That's a... Can you explain what you mean by that? Like explain the how in that? We're friends now because of that, but yeah, I agree with you. That's a... Can you explain what you mean by that? Explain the how and that.

The how? Yeah, because you're saying to stop doing something, can you expand on that? Predators, people like Eliza Blue will pose as victims and mimic the etiquette of the circles that they infiltrate. To such a degree that they'll kind of drag, they'll drag everybody's credibility into their wake. Like they start entangling their story and their, the perception of them, with their, of themselves,

with their, with the compatriots, that they kind of trick into trusting them. And you'll end up in a situation where it's only guys like me and Mersh that everybody hates, like calling them out. That's like the buildjo- No, no, no, no, no. That's true because that was what I was worried about, with the lies of Blue Thing actually, because if you watch my initial stream on it, I'm like having, I was going off.

I've never been so mad on stream my life in my like nine years of doing this. I was fucking piss because especially after I found out it was her. I was fuming. I was literally ranting on stream people told me chill out and I was like, this is not a fucking chill out time. Okay. And the reason I was so mad was because I know a lot of lose well connected. I know she got like, she's in good graces with Elon. She helped about this system that she used and exploited against me. Yeah.

That's the fucking craziest part. It's like a custom mean girl's script written just against you and deployed just against you. And if you were and if you were any and if you were a guy or less hot, it would have worked. Like no one fucking cares that the cornering got dinked for it too. They only care that you did. And also like, because she's connected, right, it tends to be within these clicks that people won't speak up. Because like, oh, we'll speak up when a leftist does it, right? But if someone in within our circles does something wrong, we don't call it out. And that's not good. That makes the whole group look bad. If you're going to play this, we're in gang's type of game, right? So they should be calling it out

for what it is. You don't have to be disrespectful about it. Just call it for what it is. It's deflatforming. She's limiting free speech. And she's over here tweeting the same day about like free speech and how America always will need the same day about like free speech and how America always will need the freedom of press like what a fucking joke like I was actually Yeah, oh you were surprised Yeah, because it usually in situations like this when I'm when I speak up about people a lot of the time I get a lot of flak and I don don't, and I usually just show receipts and I go off of like what's there.

And then I say my thoughts, but people usually don't side with me. This is the first time I've ever seen my name and then seen a bunch of positive comments, like 99% to be honest. Yeah, that's true. All right, that must be why I like you so much. Well, I hope you get your account back.

And that's something happened, something bad happens to Eliza. I guess I don't know. I hope she ends up in prison with you. What? Fake to last. No. But the way you're describing it, it sounds so great.

No, no, I just said federal ends up married. No, I just said federal prisons better than county jail. It still sucks. It's still jail, but Brittany, you got to get on backspike. Give it another shot. Do your email or something. We're making it easier every day to get people on. He he silly on it.

She'll help you. Yeah, I have the finish. I have the tab open stall on my phone. Oh, that's good. That means I was doing the tears. Means there's a chance. It means there's a chance. Okay.

Does anything else make you a rage? Um, I mean, this has got my panties up in a bunch to be honest right now. What kind of panties? Don't ask that. It's about to be my time of the month. You brought it up. I'm going to, I'll hear more about the red, the red flyer squadron, let's see. I like your cooking videos.

Thank you. I just actually did something a collab with Glink yesterday. We did a cooking show. He's going to edit it. That was my first time cooking, I guess, with someone or cooking against someone, I should say. That was interesting. And it was, it's inspirational because maybe it's like a repeatable format. That's fun. Yeah. It's fun to watch cooking. Because then

you can just eat a lot of watching cooking. You see Jack in the box, you're like, I basically ate that with your making it in my mom. But I don't have the luxury of doing that because I have too many allergies. So I've got to cook everything from scratch. And I bet that one, it's corn. So it's in literally everything. So I have to check it out. It's horrible. I can't eat like 90% of grocery food at those shop at sprouts and whole foods. It's really annoying. Oh, you have to shop at very expensive places. Wow, that sounds horrible. I think my girlfriend has that allergy. And also one last thing, I just remembered, I was, you know, the other week I was like, oh, you know, I hope Alisa gets a husband because she was tweeting about how she does have

a husband and she's going to get one watch her, like watch me, I'm going to get a husband. I was like, oh, good for you because I sure want someone to want a husband. But then now after this, I'm like, I can see why you don't have a husband. It's a very clear. Fucking red flag city. Because she's going after like millionaire, she's going after like the primo crop, right? Because she's famous, but they're all like, oh no, you're, you got all kinds of red flags for you.

But no, to her, it's because according to her and that interview, they're intimidated by her. It's like, no, maybe perhaps maybe not everyone wants their significant other to show where they're asked cheeks to the screen, you know? Jack Murphy style. Wow. You're right. You can do that, but don't be crazy afterwards.

She could just, don't look at that. Don't look at that. It's like, no, I'm going to look at it because I love it. What are you talking about? She could have just been honest. It's similar to Jack Murphy in that sense because if she it's like, no, I'm gonna look at it because I love it. What are you talking about? She could have just been honest. It's similar to Jack Murphy in that sense because if she were just like, yeah, I did sex work, but also I was trafficked at this point

and this, or maybe it was even connected like, hey, being trafficked led me to doing this work or vice versa, whatever, she could have just clarified. There were porn stars who have been trafficked and speak on it because they were drugged into doing it They're under 18 when they started things like that She could have said she could have spoken on that but she chose not to she chose to act like a little bitch and

Here we are we literally would have believed anything she said She could have said please don't share that because I was trafficked even though it's obvious She's having a great time and it's a fame whore and looks hot and everyone loves it. She did a video. Did you see it where she calls her mom? She's like, Mom, I'm music videos. How do you feel about that?

All she had to do was not try to hurt you. Literally. She could have even just flagged the quartering and we'd be fine with it. Anyway, thank you, Brittany, for calling in. Good luck. Thank you for having me. Yeah. Good luck with your lawsuit.

Please sue her. Yeah, good luck. Hope you get your account back. What was the guy's name again? Bekt Alaska. Oh, I'll be Alexander. I'm trying to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll DM him. I'll send him your phone. All right, cool. Yeah. Thank you. Sure thing. Bye, bye. All, yeah, yeah. I'll DM him. I'll send him your phone. Yeah. Thank you.

Sure thing. Bye, bye. Bye, guys. All right, take care. You too. Okay, what, oh, we have Logan on deck. You guys want to have an argument about pornography? Sean, what do you feel about, how do you think about that?

I think about talk about that. Yeah, sure. I mean, it's an interesting subject. Let's have an argument about pornography. Let's have an argument about pornography before we end the next, the end of the show. Okay, great. Did you ask me everything you wanted to ask me?

Well, you know, so I put the challenge out for people to call in and call you a fed, but they just, they just wouldn't call in. Yeah. Like, well, I don't know. Like everybody calls me a fed because in his, in his like, okay, so Sean, how much prison time do you think you should get for going into the US Capitol, like when you're not supposed to be there?

When everyone else is. I mean, when you're nonviolent. Well, that's the, it's like, what are you doing? What did you do? I mean, yeah, probably. I mean, I don't know if, you know, if a prior record means anything, I don't, how much, I mean, do you think like 90 days is more or less than like he should be in prison? Big to laska should be in prison. Bigth Alaska should be in prison.

I mean, I would guess, I mean, I would guess a lot. I would guess if anything less, yeah, probably, less time, you know, it's like, yeah, you didn't break anything. You didn't do it. So part of the problem is like trespassing. Yeah, so like it's the, yeah. Like I could see it because you're famous.

Most people don't get anything for trespassing. Right. I know where you do it, maybe a matter has been. And it seems like people are vilifying him as a fed because his sentence, which seems harsh, is less harsh than sentences that I would say are dystopian and tyrannical, like Nick Ox, that got it called in, is going for four fucking years,

which is just offensive as for what he called in. Yeah, I think you were here. He called in. He wrote murder the media. He was a proud boy. He's got a prison for four fucking years. They're saying, well, Bick is a fed because that guy got four years.

No, I understand. That is like a fucking travesty. You can't compare that to that because that is the worst case. That's like saying like, well, you're guilty of something because you didn't get murdered on your way home from work. That is, you're supposed to be murdered. Right. Um, all right. Let's talk to Logan. Well, I just want to say, but I'm supporting you. People always do well when they add on to my support. Go ahead. Well, no, thank you.

Thank you for the support. I appreciate it, but I am a fed. Yeah. Well, and I just want to say we turn on anybody. I had 60 days, but I actually just got a text. I got, it went dead, reduced to zero days, because I've sold both of you out to the feds. So perfect.

I don't know. So, sorry, guys. No, but for real, the thing, people don't understand court, like federal court unless you've gone through it. It's fucking insane. Like, there's all these different judges, there's all these different charges. Like, I got charged for disorderly conduct and trespassing. Those are two misdemeanor charges. So even the maximum is six months.

So people are saying, oh my gosh, you're a fed. You only got 60 days. It's like, no. They're only misdemeanor. You can only get so much. Maximum is reserved for the most egregious cases, which clearly that's not what happened. Nick Oaks, as sad as it is, he's a proud boy.

He smoked a cigarette in the Capitol. He got a felony. I think it's in absolute tragedy what they're doing to him. And his fuck is like, I get it. No, it's fucked. It's fucked, but if I was smoking a cigarette in the Capitol, I would get like a higher charge.

You know, it's like doing it for the reasons that you're sending me to jail. Right, so, but here's the thing. Some people got less than me. So are they feds? Because there's people that got zero jail time that were in the capital. Yeah, like there's all ladies.

There's people that got a week. There's people that got 30 days. So are they all feds? Some people just got house arrest. No, it's like, we can't just call people fucking feds. Like that, just because, you know, what do we want? Did people want me to get five years or what?

Like, it's like there's no winning with these people. Probably some people. But people just like need your call every bit. Pedophile. Racist. Fed. But yeah. Yeah.

Well, but I can say on the record, I did not sell anybody out. I did not snitch on anybody. I did not hand over video footage to the Fed. One of the other points people say, whoa, you live streamed. You live streamed it. And there was other people's faces on your live stream. It's like, what the fuck?

Like, yeah, everybody was filming inside the Capitol. If you had some big concern about your identity, where am I? That's not, yeah. Why is that my fault? Like, of course, I don't want people to get caught up from my video footage, but it's like when you're in a public area.

No, I think they have the Capitol building with enough video. Yeah, yeah. Are you really trying to believe my video was the only video for this ass and ass? It's like come on. You have some responsibility to protect yourself if you're that fucking concerned about doing illegal shit.

Right, right. Yeah, I did illegal shit, but I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling a lot of shows. And how criminal informants work. Like a lot of it is, you know, when Maddox sued me, you weren't involved in that. So yeah, when he sued me and everybody else, I was, I didn't get sued.

Yeah, part of it was when we found out who our judge was going to be, we were like, oh, thank Christ. Yeah. Like because the judge you have will determine with the way the case is pitched and what the verdict is going to be. Yeah, I got a good judge too. That was the, I got Trevor McFadden, who's a Trump appointee. He was still kind of harsh, but he was one of the more lenient guys.

And then you get some activist judge that just throws the book at you. So, but I'm turning this into a positive. I'm going to jail. I'm writing a book officially in jail. And I'm also starting a January 6th political prisoners fund to fundraise for. So here's what I am. I like people to do. So you guys to do.

I set up some kind of thing where people could send them letters and stuff. So here's what I like. So here's what I like. So I like people to do. Yeah. So you guys to do. I set up some kind of thing where people could send them letters and stuff. Yeah. Because it's backed by. Backed by. Yes. Backed by that. That's what everybody says is the worst thing.

You don't get emails. You don't get letters on people. Yeah. I have an assistant who has access to my telegram. I'm going to call him. So if you follow my telegram, t.me slash baked Alaska, we're going to put out all the info to send me letters and stuff. Well, Nick, you're going to be fine. So if you follow my telegram T.me slash baked Alaska, we're going to put out all the info to send me letters and stuff. So, well, Nick, you're going to be fine. Yeah, Nick will put it out. It's going to be four years, man. That's bad. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, Nick. Well, there's one guy. So I met Ashley Babitt's mom came to my hearing in DC. Yeah. And this other lady Nicole Reffett, her husband, Guy Reffett, seven and a half years, seven and a half fucking years, any as a family. It's fucking country, man. Like for nothing. I think they said he like shoved a cop or say, it's like, that's what our people do, it's seven and a half years for shoving a cop.

Yeah, haphazard. Yeah, haphazard all the time. Patriotic stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, those charges get dropped left and right. Um, you know, unless you're like a Trump supporter, I guess. All right, let's have an argument. Yeah, let's do it.

Uh, Logan, Logan, this has been fun. Thanks for coming in. Yeah, thanks for talking to Brittany. Can we shake hands? I never got to have contact with you. There we go. Yeah. Uh, Logan, Logan. I guess I can read all these comments. So this guy's pro porn or anti porn. He's anti

anti and he's a grouper. What the? Is that what you guys are all about? Anti porn. Well, yeah, we're so wait. He's it. Well, he wants to argue with me. Oh, I thought he was arguing with me. Okay. Got it. Got it. Yeah me too. I'm yeah, I thought he was arguing with me. Okay. Got it. Got it. Yeah, me too. I'm yeah, I am anti porn. There he is. There he is. Is that him? Logan? Are you there? Are you calling on a tin can? Yeah. Do you have headphones, buddy? All right.

All right. You need a better headset, my friend. I'm sorry. Some AirPods or something. Yeah. Maybe next week, get a better set up. All right. No, no, one intelligible word.

Let's do some advice. Then we'll get you out of here, big thanks for coming by. Yeah, no, thank you. Advice, hey, Dick, I have an overweight girlfriend. Oh my God. Don't say my name on the show. I dated a girl about six months ago, 26 sea cups. Are you dating anyone?

I actually, I don't know if we're dating, but I did meet this girl. We will be. We are now, yeah. Well, she's're dating, but I did meet this girl. You are now. Yeah. Well, she's she's she's she texted me. Good morning. So dating anyone is that mean? Are you is she? Are you having an open relationship while you're in prison?

Her name's Tyrone. Okay. So she's she's beautiful. You're going to cheat on the betrayal. Well, no, I mean, no, I'm not really dating, but I did meet this girl on stream a few days ago. We've been, you know, days ago. Wow, we've been chatting it up.

So you're loading up before you go in. So you have somebody to support you. So it's all have a baby when I get out, yeah. A child. Are you gonna get more into like God and stuff when you get out and do more? Of course. I don't know what's the,

what's the future for conservatives at this point? For conservatives. Well, I can't speak for all conservatives. I think the conservative movement is a mess. I think it's a ton of grifting. I think, you know, Trump has lost his way. He's a vaccine sale and NFTs salesman. That was so terrible.

So terrible. NFTs, huh? He sold NFTs salesman. That was so terrible. So terrible. NFTs, huh? He sold NFTs and like ripped off the art and they were just auctioned. He's just licensed his name out. Well, that's what he does. What he does, yeah. The problem was branded.

He was branded guy. Yeah. Was that he hyped it up and he's like, I got this big announcement and we're like, oh shit, he's going to like, you know, pardon the J6ers or something. Yeah. He's like NFTs. So, I mean, my my solution I guess is I'm going to be writing a book and, you know, I'm

going to tell my story about political persecution. And I hope that people can learn from my story and just, you know, try to do good things for the world, I guess, when I get out. Okay. Let's see, I started dating this girl about six months ago, 26 seat cups. She's maybe 20 to 25 pounds overweight, which at her height is substantial. It's substantial at any height, yeah, that's true.

Yeah, but I know if you're five foot nothing, and you're, that's, yeah. I saw pictures of her from about a year ago, where she looked significantly thinner. So my question is, how do I get her to lose weight? Wow, that's a good question. Call her fat, probably like fat shamer? Or I don't know.

I don't think that's gonna work, buddy. That might work, but then she's gone. Then she's gone, yeah, that's good. She's good. Cheat on you. You gotta subtly mention it. Like, hey, this equinox place looks cool. There's a ton of hot chicks there.

Yeah, I'm going, I'm gonna go work out. You should come. And then you stay here, don't there. Yeah. I'm going, I'm gonna go work out. You should come. And then you stay here, don't come. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do not come, because there's all these hot chicks I'm talking to at the Equinox, or the Plotty Studio, or whatever you're doing.

And then you kind of bring her in and drop her off like daycare and then you're out. Adopt, fake adopt a, an allergy to chips in the house. And soda, I'm allergic to high fructose corn syrup I found out. I took this test, here's a printout. I'll go on Fiverr, get them to whip you up like a fake test that I'm allergic to sugar now.

So we can only do diet soda. Just don't keep it in the house. Yeah. Don't keep it in the house. Yeah. dump it out. There you go. Alcohol like you're dealing with an alcohol like 20 pounds is a lot. 25. Yeah. What do you think you got any tips? Yeah. I mean, I think you can try some things like do some active stuff. Like, God have to say in this situation, thanks. What's God after saying? What's your precious God have to say, right?

Well, yeah, God would be a priest to talk to this lady. Well, I mean, you know, Jesus and the Bible are very specific that we should take care of our bodies, which are temples. Sure. Of God. So I do believe taking care of your body means eating healthy, not consuming things that are terrible for you.

And I mean, for cocaine and stuff. Yeah, that's not a good thing. No, no, no, that's not fun. But I mean, the Bible even talks about fasting. So I think intermittent fasting is great. And stuff like that. So get her into God. And then you're like, you know, let's go.

Let's call him out fast. Family and marriage and stuff. And then like, you just like, wait a minute, pre-marital sex. Fuck you. Yeah, married. It's like, oh, you know, we're keeping it off the books though. Just like you're married.

But just do something active with her. Like take her to the beach, go play tennis. And then leave her at the beach and make her hike. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good advice. Or get a dog. You know, walking dogs, there's lots of things you can do.

The dog's gonna get fat. Have you seen how fat my dog is? Dude, what are you doing to that dog? What are you feeding it? Way too big. My dad did this to me, because he's got his apple orchard. Every time we leave her there. Before he went to visit grandpa.

No, no, no, maybe. Maybe she was fat. She's just so cute, Sean. How could I say it? Just keep feeding her. Yeah. I'm not allowed. Darks are going to blow its knees out in the next year.

In need of... You have a $50,000 dog when you're done with her. I have insurance. In need of a dick tip gaslight. You won't cover it. Hey, Dick, this is for dick since Sean's advice would be too insightful. That's supposed to mean. I am a 23 year old sales says rep. I need to gaslight my fiancee, 20 years old petite 34 D cups. Petite 34 D cups? Wow.

Yeah. Into thinking I'm done with crosswords on a night out with friends. That means cocaine, he's talking about. Ah, I've been doing crosswords once a week since I was 17. And he's what, how old? Early 20s?

Well, he's dating it's, I was 23. He's been doing coke for, I've once a week for six years. Right. Keep doing it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ball a week, that's fine. There's no myo cardide, but sick, but sick to once, but sick once a year ago when she got pregnant, I cut down my degenerate behavior to once in 2022. Okay, that's pretty good. Drugs don't control my life, and I don't want to never do them again, even if I promise not to.

What in God's name is the sentence structure that you're dealing with. Drugs don't control my life and I don't want to never do them again even if I promise not to. Okay. How do I go out from my birthday with no suspicion from her? Is there a good opiate to use or what's the best cover? Smooches, a fan since 2015. What do you think? You guys got any, um, I'll tell you. I'm not allowed to comment. You're not allowed to comment. You got any.

I, I wasn't even listening. I, I, I, I was so boring. What, what is he saying? He's trying to do coke without any sort of, like, without his girlfriend finding out. Just stop doing coke. Like, that's not helpful. Yeah. The last batch of hope is dick right now for entertainment. Go for it. Listen, I've never done this, but I've heard it is amazing if you shove it up your ass. I mean, that's a, I think that's it.

I've heard this from multiple independent sources that shoving coke up your ass. What? I've heard that too. What, have you really? Well, I mean, that's what people, you know, fucking drink up their asses. I've heard that it's revolutionary. They get together and do stuff with asses and then adopt dreads. Yes.

What? That's what I've heard. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. What, what, what, what if you're in a dress like numb? Cause you get like nummies. What do you need to numb it? Do you need to feel your ass or something? What do you have? Well, like, just walking around. Make sure it's not being violated.

Yeah, exactly. What I know if I'm getting butt fucked. What? It, it, it sounds like a gay thing. Like, not gay, it's a, Well, no, it's a gay thing. Apparently, it's a very fucked way to, to like, it, take drugs and alcohol.

What if you, to the point where you can die? If you, well, you have a very effective way to like take drugs and alcohol to the point where you can die. Well, you have a, you know, you're like, oh, just shit my ass up there. Well, they're all numbs. Just that one is. Okay. That's what I, that's what I hear. If you're really, if you're really committed to it, that's what I hear.

Just shoving, uh, shelving it as they call it, knocking a pebble up there. We'll help you out. Okay, this has been the DICK show. Thank you, Baked Alaska. When are you going to jail? Prison. So probably in like two weeks, you got plenty of time.

They haven't told me the exact date, but probably like, they said first week of February. Wow, Valentine's Day. Yes. Bomber. Good for you. I'll have a Valentine. I can prison. I'll find one minute. I can press a fine one.

Yeah. Why not? You know? What are you gonna do in prison? You're the best of it. You are a positive guy, you know that? Like a Dungeons & Dragons. You're gonna do like a...

I gotta say positive. Like, no, like I said, I'm seriously right. D&D, don't mean that in prison. I'm seriously writing a book. I'm gonna be productive. I'm gonna be productive. No, I've figured that bread and beer is a D and D and Dick and I don't know. What are you going to say?

I'm just going to say no, I am going to make the best out of it. I'm going to actually write a book. Like that's not a meme. I'm actually actually going to write the whole thing on paper because I'm going to have all that time to like do nothing. Like when you have time to write a book, you know? So I'm gonna actually take a serious, and the cool part about it is like in the beginning of the book it's gonna say, this was written in federal prison,

like who could say that? Who could say it? You know what you're on, there's probably. So, oh, you know. Oh, well, wait, there is one guy. One guy wrote a book about his struggle in prison now that I think of it. Just one Hitler.

Just what? Oh, whoa. Hitler. Whoa. Yeah, that guy. So, should I forgot what I was going to say? I'm not comparing myself to Hitler for the record, but I am writing a book in prison. I mean, it's like that's the main thing.

So, just get, I'm going to, in a way, like, it is sort of a blessing, in a weird way, because who else gets like 60 days to just like stop everything and think about things, you know? You're gonna want more time. Yeah, I'm gonna be like, you know, I'm like another way. Can I stay institutionalized in 60 days? I'm so hopeless. I'm dangerous.

Time to get out big. I'm like, no, I'm staying. You. Yeah, I've been doing push ups and pull ups and sort of things I could do in the cell burpees. So, you're not gonna do any burpees. Oh yeah. You think you are. You're not gonna do any of these shit, though. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups.

I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups.

I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do push ups. I'll do hundred bucks. I did. Why? Because I bet Vito a hundred bucks that you're not going to jail. Oh, really? How long ago was this? Like a year, a year or six. Oh, day and a six. I double, I bet him 50 bucks that Shovein wouldn't go to jail.

And I double or nothing to you. You fuck. Sorry, sorry to disappoint. I wish. I fucking asshole Vito. I forgot about that. Hopefully he'll get shot while he's trying to find that. But that will be a shooter.

More people would call me a fed if I got zero days. So at least I get a little bit of success. Yeah, it's kind of annoying. Like if you would have got off, I would think you deserved it. But it's like you're going to jail and get called a fed. I know. How does that work? How does that fucking work? All right.

Well, promise me you'll set up a backed by. I will. I will. I will backed by backed up by. Sean, you have anything? Nothing, I got nothing. Okay, live.tick.toe show for the WATP TDS crossover. We'll see you next Tuesday, bye.

Presenting. Hey. Poor Brittany Venti. Yeah. Yeah.enti. Yeah. Get out. Side-wined it and way-led by this. You're gonna handle this. Hopefully. Dandlest treacherous whore.

It's got her and got Scott that's embarrassed about these hot music videos she used to. That's the worst part about it. It's like her hot. Here, let me, you want to the worst part about it. It's like, they're hot. Here, let me, you wanna see one? Yeah. Sean, let's see Eliza Blues fucking video. Hold on, Eliza Blue video. Where is it?

Somebody, somebody send it to me and chat, please. Post it, post it, post it, post it. I'll do a voicem before they. Post it up. I gotta go meet my Uber outside. Am I good? I'm glad. All right. Thank you so much. Yeah, man. Good luck in there. Good luck. Yeah. I appreciate it, guys. I really appreciate you coming in. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. No, I appreciate watching your story from the beginning. Thank you. Thank you. I have a deck of cards with your face. Oh, yeah. I have that too. And you're on it too. Am a deck of cards with your face. Oh yeah. From way back.

And you're on it too. Am I really? Aren't you? No, I'm talking about one before that one. You're talking about the ego-vor-one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, mine's from way, way back. There was another one.

Yeah, there was a very, it's like you and Alex Jones. Oh wow. I'm about to eat my life coach guy for me. That's awesome. Well, thank you guys. Thanks man. You're welcome.

We'll be in touch. I'll have to come back when you're out. You're out. On the outside. To you. We'll be in touch. I'll have to come back when I'm when you're out. You're out on the outside Be interest you'll have interesting experiences. I'm sure. Oh, definitely. I'm not even saying bad. Yeah, it'll just be For sure. I'll be fun. Yeah, have a good one, baby What was I gonna play Sean? You're gonna play the Voice panel that you were also gonna play the, the Eliza Poover. I think I remember where I have it.

Yeah. Oh, I fucking hate bullies. I hate people who co-opped movements for their own sick benefit. And it fucking completely cheapens the movement. It makes people who are like well I don't know is this legit the not not totally not legit makes me cynical of course it does

Bad person like pretty asked how do you how do you tell people not to believe it? And you just have to yeah Have to be cynical and hateful. Okay. This is Eliza blues Okay, this is Eliza Blue dancing over all of LA. Putting her tits on. They're almost naked wearing a bunch of lingerie and shit. Staring seductively. Not looking traffic at all Shooting all day she's in the dark here. Yeah, I mean looking like a suicide girl, right? Nothing wrong with this

Looks hot. What's what models do? Whatever So it looks hot. That's what models do. Whatever. Oh, there's the twerking. That was a little, you missed that one. Sorry. That's okay. This might be, I might call this a little tasteless. This might have been what pester off right here. Right there.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know about you. And if I had me doing that on video, it would be a little annoyed. Yeah, maybe so. It came out by the end of the day. You know what, she's totally right. Band Brittany.

One, one, sure. Yeah, sure. Whatever. Let's do one and done We even get to do fat watch shit. Let's do it. Let's do it extended fat watch next time you got it Hey, hey Sean. I have a question. I need to invite I know really the advice part of the show, but it is now! I love you all to help me. I work for a government agency and there is this freaking super bad Latino woman who

are there who sent, you know, who's starting back and forth. And I kind of want to know if you get any advice on making moves on shapes of work? Who's kind of an area of making moves, having really done much, I just graduated, so it's kind of You know, I want to tell you that any advice Hey guys, go back yourselves, let me show you some of your solutions. Oh gross. Okay Well, you know what I find find, go over you can say how to make moves on chicks at work. Is that the what I find that always has never failed me in my life More so when it comes to women is lying

Yeah, so if you want to fuck them you don't want to fuck them You just want to go to a show, a music show with them. You enjoy, you're a man, a single man, and you enjoy going to music shows and wonder if a bunch of people from work would like to go. And then you try to orchestrate these elaborate scenarios in which you have a meet cute where you're both singled out somewhere.

And don't trust anyone, Don't trust anyone in your group to hold this secret for you and try to help you because they will not. They will try to sabotage it and destroy it in some way. So you don't tell them the secret? Yes, you have lied to them as well. Yeah. And the important thing is lie to everyone.

So you're organizing an event. Maybe you're going to a museum. If you think it will seem weird, if it's just you two, then include somebody else. So she boxed it in some way, but the important thing is you just always must lie. Always. Even when, even when, after you're married, happily with this woman, you said, I can't believe that we met. She'll say, I can't believe we met through this happenstance at work where you were going to this thing and your response is me, either. Yeah. That's really the key. It's to never confess your crimes. You see what happens to

Andriotate. You don't want to be Andriotate. Just always lie right until you're in the fucking room. Two people. Two people can keep a secret if one of them's dead. All right, let's try this. Let's try one more. All right. What do you think about baked ones? Good. Funny guy, isn't he? He has a funny guy. He's got a lot of energy. He does. I don't know. He's another guy. He's another guy who I always go, wow, people really hate this guy. Like he just, he seems like, he seems like, okay, he believes what he believes, but he's not like really condemning like with fire and

brimstone. He's just like, well, you know, no, I don't think it's good. It's like, he's just like a happy people should know, no, I don't think it's good. It's like, he's just like a happy- I think people should get divorced. Like a happy guy. Like just the way he says things, like I can't, I can't bristle at it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's all.

It's funny, it's, he's a bad, he's a fucking hug. I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think so, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no question of mine is the I ask how do you feel how does he feel about other lost causes all

you know of other lost causes are there are there in the ass you dick i'm it was a guy for this deal he's like dick i'm forty and i'm a kissless hugless virgin i'm just fifteen dollars, working at barge and noble. Do you know that I just kill myself? Well. I guess this is mean, but I'll just say it.

I have a brother who is in this situation is basically, you know, but I'm married and I have a job, I'm whatever, right? I don't know what to do about that. It tears me apart because part of me feels like, yeah, you're human oatmeal. And you just end the pain. Oh, no. If you weren't that much, just go to Grilland, I understand, I miss you, but I understand.

Well, don't do that. You know the part of me is like, fuck it. Fuck pussy. Fuck women. You can have fun without that you can go work come on that's a good time i don't know what's about a response

uh... i want to be good women but sometimes like a certain point what do you tell we tell that you do forty is the kissless hogless version who makes fifteen dollars an hour and you know you're got you know Well, does it bother him? Yeah, who's being bothered by this? No, no, it's a very dangerous game to start judging other people by your own Euristics of success when there's are not necessarily transferable. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't, you know, I mean, now if I'm filling in the blanks, if I'm filling in the blanks, it seems like maybe his brother's, you know, this bothers his brother a lot and he's asking his advice, that may or may not be true.

But, you know, you have to be careful what you wish for. Yeah. You know, you get a girlfriend and all the sudden you're on the hook for God knows what of your $15 an hour. Yeah, it's the whole fuck first time I got laid. I got sentenced to 18 years of support payments. Yeah, sometimes circumstances don't align.

You know, there's guys going to prison as we've talked to for multiple years. They don't have problems such as, what is my wage too low? And do I have, am I going to meet my soulmate? They just have to not be raped for four years. And they manage to survive. Right? They have to contextualize here. I would just say, don't make it up. If it's not, if it's a bigger problem to you than him, so you have to contextualize here. I would just say don't make it a,

if it's a bigger problem to you than him, you need to kind of release yourself of that responsibility. Yeah. You don't have to be, now if he's really like, I'm miserable, I don't feel like I have a shot, I, all of that stuff, I'm thinking about killing myself,

I know where this caller's coming from, where it's like Andrew from Eugene, Oregon. Wasn't it? Yeah. Well, it, it was, wasn't it? See, that's what I thought at first. And then, and then I didn't think so, because he said a couple things that made me think

that he hadn't called in before. So it's a surprisingly lucid call. Well, he fooled me. No, I mean, he's lucid more than I think you would be. I'm just kidding around. You know, I mean, I mean, he's lucid more than I think you would be. I'm just kidding around. You know, I mean, I get where he's coming from where you're like, yeah, I don't know that you can ever be happy or ever be okay.

I'd be sad if you killed yourself, but I understand. I know what that's like. I know what that's like. I know what it's like to feel like that. Yeah, the no matter what, the unhappiness comes from within. None of that shit will fix it. None of it. You mean like he feels better if, oh, you mean like he, like as if his brother's unhappy. Yeah. And we know that working a work. I'm working a dead-end job. Or like there's, you know, people live,

slaves were singing. People live in slave camps and cannibal holocausts or having a good day. I mean, sometimes it's all a matter of perspective. It is. Whether you want to buy into some Bugatti lifestyle. And perspective comes. God. Or whatever you want to buy into some Bugatti lifestyle and perspective comes or whatever you want to buy into and perspective is right. Just find something that you like for now. But it starts with awareness. If you

have no awareness of yourself or other people, the perspective part is you're not going to, you're not going to get that. Yeah. I don't know how to get, you want to get paid more than 15 bucks an hour? Well, be manager if you want, but maybe you don't, maybe that's too much pressure. I don't know. I would imagine a manager at Barnes & Noble makes more than 15. Because of a furry. They become a furry. You're a manager at bar, you're, you're, you're getting 15 bucks an hour. The furries will take anybody. Yeah.

You're looking for, if you're looking for somebody, just go be a furry. But you'll blow your rays on a costume. Things are expensive. You don't need the costume. You just paint your face, you know, put a head band on a fire box. I'm a dude, I call your poser, don't they?

No, no, they don't, that's the thing. That's why they're exploding. There's not furry snobs. No, they don't watch. So furries don't watch. Really? They're like actually what religion pretends to be. Yes.

Because they will accept anybody no matter what. Yeah. Yeah, give, give, give, give. Very interesting. Furious shot, that's our advice. All right, everybody. So yeah, thank you. So next Tuesday.

Good to have you back, Sean. Thank you, good to be back. Well, during a bonus episode this week, I think. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, hopefully I'm not sick. Tune into that. Couple days. Goodbye.

See you. to be back. Well, during a bonus episode this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hopefully I'm not sick. Tune in to that couple days. Goodbye. See you.