The Dick Show - Episode 344 - Dick on Mr. Ice Princess

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

A Job Lynch Mob takes Justin Roiland down, Sean name drops, an ice man princess falls on television, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk about an insane person who is suing him and Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending tech wars, my solution for the cope of agorism, more Jesus stuff, OxMad retires, and the WATP/TDS live show tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Bad. Whoa, mama. Look at all these. Can you hand me that bottle opener, please? Right on your right, right there. Thank you. I'm notorious for just not seeing stuff. Like right in front of my face, it's only getting worse.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I just, I see everything, so I see nothing. Yeah. So if I didn't have a power, if I didn't have. So, if I didn't have a query, I would describe that phenomenon that you're experiencing. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd starve to death. Couldn't find anything in the fridge.

Ah, there's like something I don't wanna eat, but it'll block everything that I do. All I have to eat is cheese and popcorn. I don't know why that is, and then my girlfriend comes home and it's like, well, I didn't know that food was there. I don't know why that is. And then my girlfriend comes home and it's like, well, I didn't know that food was there. Yeah. How long has that been there?

I know, like a week. It's about to go bad. Yeah. You mean it's about being an old man? You mean it's about being an old man? Yeah. You mean it's about being an old man? Fucking Lowry's seasoning salt on apples all week for,

that's all I know. I know about where three food items are. That might actually be good. You learn to like it. Yeah. you know, I've eaten worse. Sean, I don't like the way this show is starting with compliments for women. Oh, I don't like that. You know, it puts me in a bad state of mind, bad and a weak state of mind. I don't like it. Right. So what the women the women are doing. What are they doing? They're taking our misogyny away from us. Yeah. These goddamn thoughts online are taking our misogyny away from us and pretending to hate women and saying things like women shouldn't be in charge of anything. I'm like,

well, hold, well, hold up now. Who's saying that? Brods, brods, trad hores. Yeah. They can't cut it as, they can't cut it in the thought game, right? So they pull a little trans athlete on you and suddenly there are misogynists online. Well, guess what, honey? You all hate women exactly the same, okay? So don't try to tell me that your version of mean girls is any better than any other woman's version of mean girls, all right?

First of all, you think that's, you think you hate women trying to, you're around one all the time, try never having one. That's where our, try only interacting one at the bed with one at the bed times, all right? Don't tell me you don't talk to me about what women should, what women should or shouldn't do. You don't know what you, this is all performative, or shit. My girlfriend came home the other day from the store. Mm-hmm.

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well, why did you stop talking? You know, they're not going to do it like you did, but they'll do an amateur hour. I've had some practice. Oh, that's a dying to get. That's like, my nephews have the D's nuts game now. Everything is D's nuts. We talked about that.

So I've been trying to help them learn like, no, no, you gotta wait. You gotta trick people into saying D's and then you say D's nuts. It's hard to wait. Yeah, so you hear a great joke or something. You want to use it immediately. I mean, at least all the time until it's dead.

And then you go through a phase and begin. The joke can be so much better if I didn't overuse it. And then you're like, nah, nah, nah, I got to overuse it. Because these punks are gonna overuse it until it's dead. Then you go through a phase, and be on. The joke would be so much better if I didn't overuse it. Then you're like, nah, nah, I got to overuse it, because these punks are gonna overuse it until dead anyway. So I might as well get mine. So we're sitting around and Nana, my mom, goes, oh, do you want some nuts in your Sunday? And the little band-aid, and goes, these nuts!

I'm like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You gotta go, you gotta wait till it makes sense. So like 10 minutes later, she says to her husband, oh, what kind of nuts do you want? She's like a nut kind of sewer, right? Right. Ashes, whatever, and word toes, whatever you kind of paint, whatever you want. He's got very specific nut cravings in him.

Right. What kind of, honey, what kind of nuts do you want? And your Sunday and all three of us, I'm on my phone. He's on his iPad, playing some dumb game where you burn up the planet. The other ones I switch all three of us. Do's nuts. No, it makes sense.

Oh. Oh. Do's nuts, Nana. Whoa. What does Nana say? Nothing. Just ignore. How do you think you end up with these sorts of human

attention horrors? Just ignore all the good jokes. Yeah. Like slide for a year is, and you come out like, I've been fucking stewing and trying to get a reaction out of anybody cock right? Yeah, yeah Ignoring it. Yeah, she should have she's making printed it out and put it on the fridge Just making monsters boys. It's how you make a monster

You want me to hang it up? Oh, you hang it on these nuts bitch. Yeah, we got a bonus episode up right now. Yeah I'm a little bit emotional about that bonus episode. Oh, okay. I know why. Oxmad is retiring. Retarditing. Retarditing. Retardering, retarded.

Just as he came into the world. He's gone. Big filter got him. Big filter got him. He won't be beholden to big filter any longer. What did I ask all? We'll never again cover somebody said in the comments on patreon.com slash the dick show. He said, well, you guys, no, you guys have to keep doing these bonus episodes.

We're going to keep doing bonus episodes. We were joking about that. Don't worry. We'll sit around and be half drunk for a couple of or two hours every month. Don't worry. That's not too much for us. Maybe we'll do it twice with Carl Watts to do it. What's been a while? I think I missed the last crossover.

Oh, you did? I forget what we even did. Kind of a myth. We had to do one soon, right? Yeah, we do because we have that big live show coming up. Philly, too. 422 tickets, I think, on sale on Monday or something like that. Ooh, that should be a good one.

It's going to be a good show. Everybody's Carl and I are negotiating to see who of the friends because he has got quite a few friends on his show as well. I know. He's really quite an outfit at this stage of his career. He's killing it. He's good. He's good at, he He's killing it. He's good. How many, he's good at, he's good at it.

He's great. Yeah. I mean, he's good at somebody went back to 19. He's good at what he does, but he's also great. He's kind of maximizes it. You know, he really got, he's got a machine going. Yeah, Carl is like, if a sound engineer in the 90s, in the early 90ss working at like K rock or K pop or

you know, and that arrow was frozen in a, was frozen in like a caveman went, was like frozen in ice and then he was thawed in like 2023. Right? And he's like, I'm going to bring the 90s shock, shock to you. Zoom fucking powerful. Going up to 11 on his soundboard, right? Those clowns in Congress. Those clowns in Congress.

I love Chrome. Okay, anyway, what was I saying? The bonus episode, Oxmad is retiring. Right. It has retired. The Nandodox with them. Yep. And I really don't know what that guy's gonna do.

I don't know. What do you do when you're when you've done it all? Yeah, when you've achieved so much. What do you get the man who has everything? What's left? What world is there left to conquer? To conquer. He's done it all. He's done multiple podcasts. They were all heads. Yeah. Best sellers and not so best sellers. He wanted to do them both. The first one was an obvious engineer's head.

The next two were obviously engineered to be more niche, smaller audiences. That's what he wanted. The characters were a little bit avant-garde, not everyone understood them. We least of all understood his brilliance. What is there left to do? Maybe he'll take a painting.

What do you, something baking cookie show we talked about? I don't know. Yeah. Maybe he'll, you know, put up a series where he just like opens little coloring books and connects the dots. I could do coloring books better than your kids. And then he spends four hours doing actually doing a coloring book, right?

With an overhead angle. Yeah. I like it. We also talked in the bonus episode about Justin Reuland, who you have recorded, major name drop on that bonus episode. People are Sean. Apparently, people are very interested in Justin Reuland. What do you mean by people?

I mean, I just got a lot of emails and stuff. Did you really? Yeah, yeah. Like what? Kind of surprise. Well, they're just kind of guy. He isn't stuff from your personal experience. Yeah, yeah, I mean stuff like that.

The answer is, I don't really know. I just, he's, it was an interesting guy to work with because of the process of how he works. Yeah. How he's, he never takes the producer hat off. He's all even when he's acting. He's always listening He's always he'll be calling out like that's a good one. They And when when when I worked with them it was for about four or five months Within the last year or so were you recording some sort of pedophile

dating or so. Were you recording some sort of pedophile dating fantasy that he had? What were you? It was a couple of different projects. And he's got, okay. No, and he has, you know, he's got there's people. It's weird. It's kind of, I don't know if you've done a domestic abuse game. No, I don't know if you're white. You'd show up. I don't know if he works with a lot of the same people on all of his stuff, but it's really like, on oftentimes like in a session, you have like a dedicated voice director, right? Who's going like, okay, give me the top of B bottom of C,

you know, if they do three reads or something like that. But he's a lot more kind of, I don't know if the word is, you know, artistic where it's like, there's almost no bad ideas. And they know they're going to go listen for arguing with him at home, right? That's a bad idea. I do know that one of the people in the real good idea of you to send this dick morning, morning, morning. Yeah. But there's always somebody really taking notes and he might say something like, oh, that one for back was good.

Yeah. This is all while, while acting, you know, they it's just right. He's never, it's kind of like me in a lot of ways what you're saying. He's always on top of it. Look, most bands can't produce themselves. There's very few Jimmy pages, you know what I mean? Who can, who can not lose objectivity when you're that close to it? And I remember thinking, he's always right.

And the ones I go, yeah, that was the take. Yeah, and he'll kind of keep that going on. So it was interesting. And he wasn't at every session or chiming in, but most of them, and obviously did a lot of acting himself, but it was just very different to how it's almost like it's such a hit and the whole thing is so hot right now that they don't really worry about whether they get

everything that time or they go over. I mean, they were all very like if we went, generally they get everything that time or they, or they go over, I mean, they were all, they were all very like, if we went, generally, they finished early for sessions, occasionally we would go long, but, you know, to truth be told, they always asked if that was okay. Yeah. And it was nothing like, well, you know, you're just here till we're done. Yeah. Because that, that happens occasionally too. And it's especially in especially in my world,

it's, that's, so he's a nice guy, you're saying. He was fine, like a professional guy. I mean, like, you know, I mean, he wasn't, he wasn't like, oh, you're the help, or you're the, which, again, rarely happens. Right.

That really happens. But no, I mean, he was fine to work with. It was interesting. Sounds interesting. It was fun. Everybody, what you're saying is extremely fascinating to a lot of people. It is, you know, we talked about it a lot in the bonus episode, and I'm not any less upset about the entire ordeal because the, I think the job lynch mob, which I coined eight years ago, whenever we were doing the original biggest problem. The first time I heard it was you saying it.

Yeah. It has become like clockwork. It's become well regulated and the stark differences between what a job lynch mob is and what the court system is. I've never been more clear. Like they get more and more clear every time. We're in the Justin, like the Justin Royal and firing, lynching.

It is an extra legal lynching. Well, that lynching is an extra judicial action. Like, you know, and it behaves thusly. Like this is the, this is what makes it so wrong and why the court system of America is so great because with the job lynch mob all you have to do is present enough crimes

to and exit to uh... an executioner to get them to feel like what they're the punishment that they're uh... that they're delivering to the accused is justified or reasonable and they and they'll that what is crazy about it is that all of these people,

because I'm arguing with people online and just watching people, you know, that's my prep work for the show, right? Being on Twitter, fucking around. They all come in with their hottest evidence at first. Like, oh yeah, well, he beat his something. Some happen with the cops are involved and he's beating somebody.

And then somebody also come in with their hottest evidence, which is, oh yeah, well, he's texting a child. He probably would have fucked a child. I'm like, fuck, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I want to get bogged down in the fuck your domestic violence accusations. It always is, it's always, it's always in these cases of like Hollywood shit.

It is always somebody trying to stick the screws to somebody who's rich and famous after the fact. Like that is, that's assumption number one. Exactly what happened with Johnny De- Or, or, and even worse, it's what happened with Johnny Depp, where it's okay, you guys are just both fucking crazy drug addicts kicking the shit out of each other, okay?

I don't fucking care. But in this case, it's like, yeah, I don't even, Okay, you guys are just both fucking crazy drug addicts kicking the shit out of each other. Okay? I don't fucking care. But in this case, it's like, yeah, I don't even, I want to get bogged down in the minutia of this is some ex-girlfriend, they were heated blah, blah, blah, all art comes from like legitimately crazy people. I want to get bogged down in the, a 16-some 16-year-old whore who fucking cares? Who, first of all, that's legal. It would have been legal for him to fuck her in most

States you only think it's 18 because you're absorbed in what you can send a media you consume which all says 18 18 18 18 18 Is there a lot of lies? It's like 30 something stays it really? 16 is the age of a consent that doesn't mean it doesn't that doesn't mean you're not a creep Yeah, right't mean you're not a creep. Yeah. Or a predator. Right. When you're fucking ill. It's definitely not illegal. And it's not illegal because they come after you and you can't tell the fucking difference, right?

I want to get bogged down in the minutiae of these arguments. Yeah. But the real issue is when it comes to job lynch mobs, the evidence just, or the crimes, no evidence. The crimes stated as outrageously as possible. Keep bubbling up until there's enough of this, of this crimint, of this supposed criminality to convince an executioner to drop the hammer on you.

It's so sick and perverse and it has fundamentally destroyed what would be millennial culture. Millennial culture would be guys like Sam Hyde, Justin Royal and Alex Jones, um, fucking the guys that I can, guys that I can't even name because I think it would have repercussions for me. Oh, wow. You know what I, like this is, this is what, this is what millennial culture should be instead of this astroturfed, watered down pretentious, pompous, shill factory pushed on us by giant companies and pharmaceutical companies and ad agencies, which is Lex Friedman, Tim Pauk, all of what you see as millennial culture has been fundamentally destroyed by this anti-creative

and creative is necessarily deranged. You don't get to a position like Justin Royalin by being a sane, rational person. And everybody who interacts with you knows that going in and they know it less coming out. They understand more about this person if they don't, they're a fucking liar or deranged themselves. Yeah, and I have no, again, I'm only talking about working. I have no idea.

That's all that matters. What kind of guy he really is. You know, if he has problems with you, he's a fucking asshole. That's what I mean. Like, who, what guy is like, well, you know, if somebody, so and so, women had a bunch of problems with him. That's what happened with that guy, right? Yeah.

Yeah. But anyway, sorry. I think, no, I think, I think you're right. I mean, most art that's kind of worthy of the public's attention is it's very rarely made by really happy, well-balanced people. Because why would you need to do it? Why don't you have some sort of screw loose that would compel you to risk every, like you're, I mean, the rest of your life, compel you to risk every like you're, I mean, the rest of your life sticking to this committing to this bizarre expression that to feel some sort of connection with people that you will never know.

Yeah, it's really wild. It's a just if you think about the type of the type of you know, I mean, the tortured artist is is, you know, whatever like a, I don't know if the word is trope or for a reason. Maybe that's the wrong. It doesn't work the other way, by the way, just because you're suffering. Doesn't mean your heart's any good. No, absolutely true.

It just, right. Absolutely. My point is, but it just, it seems to, you know, where the court system is, every crime, you gotta prove it specifically. And then that specific crime has a punishment. Yeah. You gotta bring in evidence.

And then we'll talk about the punishment later. This is what punishment do we have access to? We can get him fired. Okay, we need enough crimes and we're going to start with the 16 year old thing or a college child. There's a college child. Then we're going to go with the, then we're going to come in with the domestic vice abuse thing.

It doesn't mean, doesn't have nothing to do with the punishment. That's what the, in court system, punishment has always got to do with the crime, right? Correct. Doesn't have nothing to do with the crime, then we're gonna come in with, he made some stupid animator animate a scene of sexual assault with a jelly bean and told her to go fuck herself, she didn't wanna do it, which,

but, which fuck you, if you have a problem animating something, maybe you shouldn't be in the job then, well, maybe you should go be making non, maybe you should be going making frappuccinos that have nothing to do with sex assault, right? If you're afraid of animating this shit. Then it comes in with, well, you know,

he's just kind of an asshole. And then finally, the coup de f***ing grá, I just don't like Rick and Morty. Hmm, okay. Perfect. F***ing perfect. Anyway, I don't know. Was that too much talking about,

uh, it's really been annoying watching it develop. Female misogynist. Yeah. How about, how about this little cheer you up, Sean? How about AI women? Mm-hmm. Here you go, my man. If cartoons are not for you,

then how about these babies? Damn. This is an AI. Oh my, frown. Oh my god. These women do not exist. A fucking computer made that. Jesus Christ.

Christ. Right? A fucking computer made that Jesus right right This is three blind girls This one's fingers a little messed up. Yeah, I wasn't looking her finger I had to look at her finger three or four times to get to see that there's anything wrong with it. It's not a cartoon anymore. Yeah This is oh oh my God. Actual women, via computer.

I think the, I think the turf are getting a nice warm up, trying to defend like their femininity, to write to a non-erasure against trans women, because they're gonna need it when the sex robots finally turn around and start saying please and thank you. Oh my God. I was fucking around on Twitch and there was some girl

that had like a computer, like a ant talking anime figure instead of the girl with huge tits. Like usually that's the person sitting there, but this one had a talking computer graphics and it was so much better than watching pretty much anything on TV. It's like this is, I mean, I don't know. There's new stuff maybe to come out, but I'm not interested in it. Okay, that one, I'm not interested in it. Okay, that is that one, I found one with that one. Okay, how about speaking of streaming?

I'll tell you what makes me rage this week, is have you experienced that the subtitles on movies are now completely broken? No, on, you watch anything, and whenever it gets to talking about in a foreign language, the subtitles are not there. So then you go in the subtitles. Oh, so like it's a film in English and then like they say something to it and they don't they don't dub it because the dub's not, they don't subtitle it. They don't subtitle it because it's not built into the movie, right?

It's on that separate track. Yeah then you gotta go turn on the track, and now everything you're watching is subtitled. There's no, can you just do it like the movie's supposed to be? Well, it's like they used to, right? I mean, yeah. Yeah, when it's like all of a sudden they're speaking French or whatever and they'll tell you what they say in English. And then it goes away and they're speaking English again.

I gotta go see what they said there. Let me just rewind and turn on the subtitles and then stop the movie and then hope the buffering doesn't fuck it up because for some reason it has to reload the whole fucking movie to put the sound. The subtitle track on which you're going to fucking movie back out again. And then yeah, that's yeah. That's annoying. It's totally hopeless.

How about let's see here. I got another I got another trans thing for you. Mm-hmm I know I I hate I hate to do it, but it's just too funny Let's see here. It is a Figure skating. Uh-oh. Did you see this one? No. Trans. God dammit.

You know that I love this with sports though. That's trans figure skater. I read this one for you. Okay. This is a transgender. let's see here. I hate playing using Michael Smiles Chong, but this is a European transgender male? No, female.

Transgender male, right? Is that what you're trans woman, aren't you? If you're presenting as a woman? Yeah, well, yeah. Are you a transgender male then? Well, no, no, no, no, it's a trans woman. Okay, it's trans woman. Okay.

According to Finnish news, which used he and she pronouns to refer to him, upgrade. Oh, no. Then if I refer to he or she or him or her. He identifies as a gender neutral woman. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. I guess I said.

Ah, that really? That's what happened here. Uh, he had no skating abilities but had a childhood dream. So he identified as a professional figure skater and they put this shit on television. Oh, thank fuck. Okay, here we go. So here comes, um, here comes the trans not binary gentleman. Looks like it's

very wobbly already like Bambi. Bambi's first steps coming out. Not very well built. rather stocky in between a, in between a dwarf and a human. I will say this is refreshing that, you know, she's not destroying the competition. That's like normal. So first thing I thought is, oh great, they're going to use this as an example for you see, trans people aren't. Yeah, yeah.

I would think like a gay man Figure skater would probably be a little would be a little better than this, but I guess not let's see In the women's program right I guess program, right? I guess. I guess. Pretty. Thank you, Jenner. Let's talk about like Korean minor. This guy says transgender male figure scale. It's like, no, it's a man who identifies as a woman, right? It's not he's gender woman.

Okay, but like, so he's misidentifying. Yeah. All right, let's see. That's what confused me. He's trying to do a spin not handling it very well She's down she's still down People are giving her a cover of all the nation's flat. Yeah, twirling around her Some gorgeous woman is helped her up why we didn't want to see her scale of all the nation's flat. Yeah, twirling around her. Help, something is up. Some gorgeous woman has helped her up

why we didn't want to see her skate. She looks like a Latina grandmother. Like getting up like that. I'd deal smell. Look at this, look at this towel. Right, wow, that's determination, dick. Oh, yeah. Dang, that's tough. Damn, man.

She looks like, what country is this? Finland? That's, okay. What are they doing? Do they not have enough rapes to deal with the Finnish news? That's, yeah, well, there you go. What did the judges say? Amazing.

Probably tense, though, on the board, right? I gotta see that again. Okay. Stay in our hour. Oh, no. I'm just standing for the first time. I'm just standing for the first time. I'm just standing for the first time.

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Yeah, big rainbow. And it's going to shoot out of her. God, hatch it. She got, she's a fucking stasled in there. Okay, pretty cool. Happy anniversary for Kethel. That's 10 years ago. Kethel's chopped their weiner off. So who's Kethel's?

Kethel's. Remember that girl that got kiwi farm shut down for a little bit? The trans girl is doing right selling bath tub hormones or something. Oh, wow. Pretty fun stuff. Okay. Checked out one off the old list.

That was good. What do you think about classified documents? Do you see these popping up everywhere? Do you see Biden's got some of those? Oh, yeah, they're everywhere, right? They're everywhere, right? I think at this point, I just assume every president goes home with things in his pockets.

I honestly don't see how you couldn't. Yeah. Like what is? He's got a lot of right notes to yourself. Yeah. Oh, that's a better scribble out that C. Yeah. I took the bold position that there should not be

any classified documents, because like, didn't we pay for that shit? So why is there, I know exactly what you mean. Yeah. Okay, yeah, why? Like, is that just, did they just tell boomers that? Okay, where does that money we go? Oh, that's classified.

What the fuck is classified? Well, you know, you don't want the enemy knowing what we spent your money on, right? Then you're not gonna get as much bang for your buck. I go, yeah. Honey, give it a second. We don't want to know where that money went. Mm-hmm.

Right, guys? Because we want to really fuck it to those enemies. We were only gonna stick it to those enemies. Sure. That we do have, right? Mm-hmm. Just seems like a dumb boomer meme. Everyone's freaking out.

I can't believe you took classified documents. What? Yeah. I don't care. Let me see them. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care. Let me see them. Yeah. Yeah. Let us see what, let's see the classified documents said.

Well, well, but what if you're the enemy? I think that I am to you. I think that's the problem. Right. Is that when I'm over here, you know, doing what I want, not paying taxes, smoking weed, trying to buy whores, I think that I kind of am the enemy to you.

And that's why they're classified, you fuckers, right? Yeah, sure. Who am I arguing this guy? He's like, well, you know, when you're out there in the Afghanistan, you don't want the enemy to get, man, no one fucking asked you to go to, I didn't ask you to go there. I don't need to, I would have talked you out of it. Yeah, in fact, I would have been there saying, hey, don't, don't, that sounds dumb.

What do you, don't do that? Yeah. Do you want to? Do you hear good things? No, I hear horrible things actually. There's a war going on. Yeah. So I want to, yeah.

Maybe not. Colin Sik. Break your foot or something. Call it sick. Sounds like a better idea than, oh, anyway. Classified documents. Seems like a scam.

Okay, how about, there's a sex drought. Oh, did you see the Pelosi, the hammer attack? No, you mean the, is there an update to it or something? Oh yeah, it's pretty ugly. Here, let's do the sex thing first. Tuesday, clock, judges. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, here it is. And I don't do the sex thing.

It always automatically plays shit. All right, all right, all right, sex. Sex drought since 2008. All right, my friend, look at, look at this. Young men, sex driving into the decline. The share of men and women between 18 and 30 reporting having no sex in the past year. I wonder why that is 2008.

And what have you been fucking crash? Yeah, what could have possibly happened to the value of men to make women want to fuck them in exchange for resources that happened right in the middle of 2008 and then kind of accelerated in a graph that looks exactly like this. How many men aren't having sex graph in the last 10, 15 years. That's like, that's a lot of men not having sex. Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, this is, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was people having sex. No, this is a share of men and women between their own reporting no sex in the last year. That was only 10% with those low in 2008. Yeah. And now it's fucking 30 or higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a lot. Right, reporting no sex. Oh, yeah, I'll be damned. One guy out of 10 is like, that makes sense. One guy out of 10 needs to get his act together. Yeah. And he's not fuckable. Yeah.

Uh, three out of 10. Yeah. One out of three. Oh my God. That's bad. Women, of course. You get that. Horing it out. And we've been, so eight percent of women are so not turned on by the amount of money

not flying around anymore. Mm-hmm. But they, they called it off to, uh, that's too bad. All right. Let's see the hammer attack. That's too bad. All right, let's do the hammer attack It's pretty funny Okay, oops sorry, so here's the cop going up to Pelosi's house

It's a body cam footage the cops walking up to Pelosi's front door Knocking on the door Yeah No answer Have you heard his 911 call to? Pelosi's It's pretty cool Okay, so here's

See and his underwear right with a drink Let me see Let me go back a little bit Yeah, okay, So he opens it. He opens it with his free hand. That was good. And then that's the guy who went into their house, right? Yeah.

The bad guy and he's got a fucking hammer in his hand. And then here's Pelosi's husband trying to grab the hammer. He's gonna his underpants with a drink in his other hand. Drop the hammer. Look at this shit. Hey, hey, hey. What is going on right now? I'm not getting an answer on problem.

Oh, God! Damn. Oh, what the fuck? Oh. There you go. What the fuck? Keep, believe that. Wild.

Just a guy breaking in. Pelosi's trying to talk to the 911. The guy, Pelosi's trying to talk to the 911 girl. Yeah. And he's like, well, I got a guy here who's waiting for my wife. I guess he's just gonna keep waiting here until he shows up. I don't know him.

And she's like, well, so you don't, so do you need help? And he's like, well, you know, I guess not. I just got this guy in my house. I don't know him. He's like, okay, we'll sir, do you know the man? And he's like, well, you know, I can't say that I like you can tell. He's trying to like tell her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He held hostage like the woman who talked about ordering a pizza. Like, yes, and die hard. The whole fucking time. I'm like, do you dumb bitch? Have you never seen die hard? He's like, yeah, well, you know, I guess we'll just keep on waiting here. Do you know where the capital police are? They're usually around protecting me.

And she's like, uh, that's a different number. You're gonna have to call that number. It's like, oh my god. Are you fucking retarded, lady? Yeah. Um, she's like, well, uh, is he gonna, can you, can you just ask him to leave? There's a picture who got fired not too long ago for being that clueless. It's so bad.

I mean, if he wasn't like, if he wasn't part of the machine that's destroying, that's destroying us, I'd feel bad. But it is so obviously a, like a lunatic breaking into his house. Yeah. Yeah. And then you got all the conservers going, well, why was he in his underwear? Why did he have a drink? What time was it?

At the middle of the fucking night. I don't know what time it was. I can't read it for nine o'clock. Well, I mean, it's like, it's not, yeah. But man, you got it. By nine o'clock, I'm definitely on my underwear. Yeah.

I'm having, if I'm getting killed by a lunatic with a hammer, I'm having a couple drinks. I don't know. For sure. I don't know if I'm not going to prove it to you guys either. Let's see here. There's some holocaust. Nearly a quarter of Dutch millennials and Gen Z respondents believe that the holocaust is a myth. and Jen Z. Respondents believe that the Holocaust is a myth. Oh, or that it occurred, but the number of Jews who died has been greatly exaggerated. The highest percentage of this cohort in six countries that were 25%

Dutch, young millennials and judges. I don't believe it. Seems a little high, doesn't it? 25% they're probably exaggerating. It does seem high. Probably. I believe like 15% or something like that. I wonder what do they say? Do they say what's driving it in a Dutch land? Probably Kanye, if I had to guess.

Okay. Let's see what they blame. I didn't realize he was Dutch. Probably not enough. It's not in the news enough, probably. The young, younger generation. 1223%. Okay.

Well, they're saying either is a myth or greatly exaggerated yeah 16% in Austria and Canada 23 in France and 15% in the US and UK. Wow Oh, wow 37% of Dutch millennials believe that two million Jews died or killed. Gotcha. Why is it happening? I don't know. It doesn't say. Got a nice glamour shot of Anne Frank here for no reason. How you doing, Anne? Nice to see you again.

Always nice to get a laval look at you again. Let's see here. Almost all of them say they heard of Ann Frank. Right. Okay, no conjecture on why it's happening. Interesting. It's up to you to figure that one out. I don't see what else I got here.

The Jim Brode, you wanna watch that Jim Brode video? I talked about in the phone. Yes, yes, yes, I remember that. He, yeah. Okay. Like how not to approach a woman at the gym, something like that. Well, this girl just like, she got all, she made a video, she made this video,

which we're about to watch. And then everybody, everybody dog piled her. Really? For making it and called her a shithead. And I don't get it. I don't get why. Like it seems like, I think I agree with her more than that. Anyway, let's watch it. Here you go. This might be why I'm not approach girls at the gym. Oh nice V.O.

Yeah, so it's just some chick. This is how not to approach girls at the gym. What the fuck? It's some I think I see why people hate her now. Uh, it's some chick. She looks hot. She's wearing like a sports bra, like gym stuff, whatever. Asian, part Asian. She looks to be a little Asian, doesn't she? I say, with her sweet eyes. So he's so uncomfortable. She's talking about creeps at the gym.

So, so, so, like fucking feral. She's talking about this guy behind her, staring at her, right? Okay, I mean, I don't know. You tell me if he seems to be staring a lot. You're supposed to use the mirrors you fucking idiot. Those mirrors everywhere, so it's like, you can easily catch people. What do you, right? You're supposed to use the mirrors to stare at girls, right?

Yes. Oh, dude. My Pilates class, it's back-to-back mirrors. So if you bounce your look right, and you look through like three reflections, it honestly looks like you're just staring into space. There's no way to track your eye back, right? That's funny. I'm a master at.

I've worked three mirrors into it. I've worked five mirrors into it. Okay, so let's see here. So she's doing hip thrusts. Yeah. Where you put the barbell on your pelvis and then pump it into the air. Okay, we're gonna move on to the 35s now.

Now, would you report to your carefully heat? Okay. I mean, he's on the, what is he on the bike? What's he doing here? I don't know, what is he doing? He's on. I think that's the, is that the curl thing? Oh, we'll see on the, I couldn't see what he was. I don't know what is he doing. I don't know. I think that's the, is that the curl thing? Oh, we'll see on the, I couldn't see what he was.

I don't know. Looks like he was, he looks like a handlebars, yeah. I didn't care about the staring, staring is whatever. Right? But this is the part where I think he's really, like people are really wrong. wrong. Excuse me.

You don't have to do that. It's okay. So he comes over to her while she's got a barbell and grabs the plate and tries to just put it on for her. That is, I mean, that's, has a man ever tried to rack your weights for you? No. Never. If a guy came up to me at the gym and started racking my weights, I would think he's a fucking insane person.

I'll go, bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Yeah. What are you touching my, that is an incredible, that is an incredible violation of etiquette for starters and personal space, let alone if you're some, like little thought at the gym doing hip thrust and this hulking giant comes over to you and starts fucking around with your equipment.

Am I reading this wrong? Or it seems totally insane to me. You have to assume that the person like using the equipment and the equipment in that area is self-contained. Like they're able, they're able to, they're not right to just grab it. Yeah, they're able to do what they need to do to use that equipment.

Involving, taking the weights, putting them on, taking them off, putting them back. Like you gotta assume that they're fine. Do you work at the gym? Are you like the guardian angel of weights at the gym that you go around the gym, racking and re-racking weights for people? That's fucking madness.

No, no, it's okay, I got it. Thank you, though. All right, so then he walks away. Um, and now she posts like a bunch of I hate men stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think there's anymore I don't know I got that's it Huh, isn't it. Huh. Isn't that crazy?

People are attacking her for that. Yeah. You spark your car, you see a lot of guys jumping out of nowhere to, oh, let me get that, let me pump your gas. What do you, no, I've never seen that. I don't know, the overall, I think guys are, guys are just afraid to be called a creep. Like they do creepy shit, but they're like,

well, don't call me a creep. I'm gonna do creepy shit, but don't call me a creep for it. Like, well, I'm a, you can be called, you can do creepy shit, but you're gonna, you should be called a creep. Yeah, there you go. You don't need to not be called a creep. That's just your feelings getting,

yeah, what are you talking about? Just do, you might, you might get laid, yeah, sure, but you're a creep. Sure. You should wanna be called a creep, for God's sake. You shouldn't even look over, there's no indication to talk to you. I don't know, maybe it's, nobody cares.

Nick Rikita said he's calling in. Oh yeah? Today, at some point, after he gets done with kids, something or other, let's see, I've got a poly couple, a doomsday clock, I'll just read some comments and go back to stuff when he gets here. Ah, T.C., hey, Decker, I agree with your bit on divorce. My parents' marriage was a union that destroyed their lives

and everyone around them. I was the only glue in their marriage. I ruined their lives and they ruined mine. I think that's about big to Alaska. Remember when he was in last week? Oh, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone should get married and have kids all the time. Yeah, yeah, there shouldn't be divorce. Right. If you're having marital problems, just go see a priest. I mean, I guess he put forth a couple conditions which divorce was okay, but he wasn't like 100% never, ever, ever.

Yeah. But yeah, obviously he wants people to, you know, traditional shit. He wants people to stay married, just fucking figure it out. With a priest, you know, they have so much experience with women that they're going to give you, they're going to give you pretty good advice. Flatz, as a disabled Canadian veteran, says she was offered suicide in lieu of a chairlift. This shit is getting interesting. I got two success stories for you.

Want a chairlift? How about we help you commit the notorious RIP? Want housing? We can do better. A trip to the great beyond. I'm going to need a little bit more of what I call sentences for. Yeah. Set up.

So if you don't mind, I believe he's talking about Canada has a pretty aggressive, uh, uh, uh, suicide, uh, program. Euthanasia program, I think they call it. Disabled Canadian veteran said she was offered suicide in lieu of a chair lift. So that's like a, I thought she was a chair lift. I thought she was going skiing. Yeah, they're gonna push her down this.

Military veteran and Paralympic athlete, Christine, something was looking for help moving around her own home when it was suggested that she died. That's a great fucking. Cousin Asian. Canadian military veteran who sought help from veterans affairs, Canada, and making her house more wheelchair accessible. Nice to know their veterans program is just as shitty as ours, huh?

Yeah. It's more polite. They also don't give a squirt of piss about veterans. Ours won't eat a dive, but they just won't tell you. Yeah. You know, there's Canada like, oh, we want you to die. Saying a representative suggested that, instead she seek medical assistance in dying.

Oh, yeah, have you heard of this, made? Yeah. Yeah. So that's their euphemism for killing yourself now. Made. Oh, yeah. Have you heard of this made? Yeah. Yeah. So that's there. That's their euphemism for killing yourself now made. Yeah. Yeah. Zachronym's man. So you tell like you tell anybody five years ago, what do we do if somebody comes in and we can't afford them like a wheelchair? Should I tell them to kill themselves? No, you shouldn't do that. And then now it's, well, doctors have devised an acronym

that you can use for telling, we figured it out. We invented a new acronym technology. So you can tell them that a doctor says to do medically assistance in dying. Christine Gaudier, who retired from arm service after a training accident left her paraplegic, continued to serve her nation as a Paralympic athlete in the 2016 games at Rio de Janeiro.

For years, she's been trying to get a chair, yeah, tall benefits of order to get a chair. According to the before interview from this news, she's been climbing down the stairs with her wheelchair. I mean, that seems dangerous. You don't need, I wouldn't think she gets medical assistance. Yeah, I mean, she's fucking around carrying shit down the stairs every day. With a wheelchair? No, that's a classic woman, Voria. Honey, why don't you just wheelchair in front of her?

I should have read the, I thought she was in the fucking thing. Just get another wheelchair, leave it at the bottom. Oh, well, I guess I didn't think of that. So, I guess I don't need to be carrying my wheelchair up and down the stairs. I like this one, though. She B.C. reports that it was during her quest to get a chair lift installed.

It was suggested that she pursue euthanasia. Well, have you thought of it? Does she have, does she, has she released the correspondence? I don't know. I mean, like I'm dying to read it. I have a letter in my file. Because I had a, we are following up with investigations. I don't know. Why can't she just put the letter with the letter? I just want to see what they said. It says there's

still I don't know this just see deeply regrets what transpired the statement reads. Hey, how about don't join the army. You know, uh, woman, here's another one, woman with disabilities, near medically assisted death after feudal bid for affordable housing. Is this Canada as well? Yeah, because they're big on the, they're big on euthanasia now. A 31 year old woman who uses a wheelchair is nearing final approval for a medically assisted death request. She wants to, she wants to go out. She can't get out. She can't afford a fucking house. It's not a good reason.

No. You know, any empty hotel rooms are our every night in the world. Yeah. The looming approval for death surprisingly makes her grateful, relieved and elated. She wants to die. Oh my God. I was scared they weren't gonna say yes. Well, you could just do it. I mean, you don't really need a proof.

Well, she wants to make sure that, like it works. I mean, you know, you don't want to end up worse than you were before in a life. Oh yeah, I guess that's the, you know. Yeah, you don't want to botch it. Yeah, she's already, she's already in a wheelchair and a failure.

Well, then she just chemical specificities which triggers rash is difficulty breathing, blinding headaches. Oh my God, chemical is very porous. She got a spinal cord injury six years ago. Use of abject poverty. Basically.

What a fucking depressing world, man. Thanks for that, Vlad. It really is. Okay, let's see Eric here. Hey, Dick, women think electric cars have engines. Hey, Dick, the Sun and the Moon story reminded me of a woman I work with in one of our many Zoom meetings.

She was talking about how she went shopping for an electric car with her husband. She was surprised when she opened the hood and there was nothing there. This woman thought that electric cars had engines like regular cars, but they ran on electricity instead of gas. That's not so crazy, I guess. No, I mean, not compared to just thinking the sun and the moon are the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. That's a bit different.

Right. I don't expect women to know anything about cars. However, we work for a major automotive media company. Okay. I take it back. Myself and the other men who review cars for a living had this had to explain this to the woman who makes more money than us. The electric cars have electric motor, and then he goes on to explain. Uh, okay, go fuck yourself smooches for Shana. Bill says, Oof! Believe what you want!

About the lack of existence of God, but the earliest writings about Christ are within a decade or two after he died. The latest written gospel is John and is estimated to be 80 to 110 years after, depending on the scholar, but it is agreed to be younger as it has heavy theology compared to the other three. You sound it nearly as bad as people who don't say he exist at all and was confused with ra

because people confused son with son, the two different homophones. I was saying that I don't think that I think all the writings about Jesus are like an amalgam of a bunch of rabbis who are like say similar things. Well, from what I've read, I think most historians agree that Jesus did exist.

Yeah. That's what he was a real guy. That's, I think he was many real guys. What I've read, I mean, I don't believe he was the son of God or anything like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. I think he may have been an influential guy.

I mean, I think it's only because of like, I have no idea, but just from what I've read, it was like, no, it seems like, well, and they, yeah, it seems like he was a historical figure to me. Yeah, I'm saying he was a bunch of historical figures. And I think there's a lot of fact checking going on over 200 years that started like 40, like I don't believe shit that people say happened last week. Yeah, somebody says,

oh, there's guy 20 years ago, 40 years ago. He was saying, I'm like, and I don't really think that you, I don't believe you. I think something like that happened. I don't think you're talking about the same guy. I think you're adding a little bit of your own shit in there too. That's very well could be. It just doesn't make, what else, you know, in 2000 years, I got MLK and Malcolm X going to be the same guy and they're going to be called Professor Xavier who led the X-Men. Possibly. I don't know. It's just great seek to assist suicide because they're wheelchair, fucking yeah. I'm sorry for questioning your the historical accuracy of Jesus.

I know historical accuracy is so important on a belief in God. Like somehow that's important. Well, somehow that, you know, bolsters their evidence for the existence of God. It's, oh, sorry. Like, you don't need that. Believe whatever, believe what you want about the lack of existence of God.

No, it's actually not believing about the lack of existence. You don't believe in the lack of existence, whatever. Okay, Daniel, this guy says the same thing. It's generally historically accepted that the first gospel account of Jesus' life was written 40 years after his death. Not a hunts of these guys even have conflicting. Not a hundred years, pretty big difference. I bet a guy was referenced 40 years

after the death of that was made up. Well, it's kind of amazing is, like you know like Betsy Ross was essentially bullshit. Right? Like that. I mean, pretty much the whole thing. Like it's like, yeah. like you know like Betsy Ross was essentially bullshit. Right? Like that. I mean, pretty much the whole thing. Like it's like, yeah. She was one of a number of upholsterers like in the area.

There's no proof, it came from her grandson a long time later who came that story. There was, that's hard to tell. There was no then it's like, well, she made the stars five point instead of six point. There was no, then it's like, well, she made the stars five point instead of six point. There was, like there's no evidence, there is basically there's tons of evidence against it. There's days, she's, yeah, it's just a fucking,

you know, part of American mythology. There's just some fucking lady, they, the original Rosie the Riveter or some shit, you know? So it's amazing how easily something can be accepted as, you know, as absolutely having, I learned about that in school. Betsy Ross sowed the first American flag and had an argument with George Washington about it. He said, do it this way.

Exactly. No, I won't do it. Tell it where I want. That's right. Okay. That's right. It always comes up to that. You're like, well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. It's literally Jesus did all that.

So I'm like, yes, he did. Yes, he did. No, you don't know. I know you don't know. Well, you're cheese is important. Why do you want to have an argument about this? Why do you need that to have happened? Right.

Okay, let's see here. Jesse Dolman says non-alcoholic roulette is the best invention of all. You like that? Go up. Here's Nick. Hello, Nick. Hey, what's up, buddy? How are you doing?

You sound terrific. Thank you. Thank you. I'm doing very well. I smell good too. Holy shit. Let me get... We change this. Okay. At the wrong. Okay. Maybe I got to now. I can hear you. Oh, there we go. Oh, you guys are coming. No, you guys

are coming through the wrong audio. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When audio are we coming through? You're coming through my speakers rather than my headphones. Oh yeah, you know, that's a crisis situation. Yeah. I had four panic attacks. I was sweating profusely. It was very dangerous. Have you been, what's new in the lost side of the internet? Oh, Jesus Christ.

So on the lost side of the world. Whoa, what? Jesus Christ. Oh yeah yeah, you guys talking about my Lord Nick, why is it so important that Jesus was real is it why is it so important to these guys that it was one guy only no possible way it was a bunch of other guys because dick The history of Jesus is critical to my faith. Is it really?

No, not really. I don't think it should be. No, the big picture. Look, is Jesus a real guy? Yeah, I think there's evidence for that. Is he the son of God? I mean, that's going to be a belief thing. Did he do literally everything said in the Bible?

Maybe. I don't know. Like, with the fuck does it matter? Ultimately, it's not about his miracles, it's about his teaching, right? Yeah. Like that's the idea for me. It's like, oh, okay.

So if he actually was a man from the future who traveled back in time and used technology to turn water into wine or something. Right. Like nanobots. Do people think that? I have no idea what people think.

People think people are weird, right? They must. Somebody does. Jesus is like the boobiegal, that guy from who goes back in time, the superhero who goes back with all the future tech to so he can pretend to be a superhero. There's actually a, there's a really good Orson Scott card book that basically implies something like that. It's called Past Watch and it's pretty weird.

It's a wild, it's a wild story. Basically like Jesus was created by a future civilization to redo the past because it turned out shitty. And then they, they fucked it up. What seems like he tried and then everybody after him fucked it up like a reverse Terminator. Yeah, like I mean, he's like if the teachings like you said, like the teach it's like be nice to everybody.

Help people. I'm the nicest to everybody. I want everybody to know that I'm the nicest to everybody. Okay. Get that through your fucking heads. That's what they did with the team Goldbug was his name. Anyway, law, law internet. How's it going?

You're a huge success now. You're on, you're sponsored on Rumbles, Ron Rumble. Yeah. Yeah, Rumble and locals have contracts with them and, oh, and I do, I do exclusive video over there. It's nice. Very good, very cushy, very free. You could say all sorts of crazy shit.

Wow. And just not ever get banned. I can't believe that. And you just interviewed Kyle Rittenhouse. I did. Yep, that was fun. He's a little, little wooden. I think he was kind of,

he's still fucking rehearsed because these, you know, all these fucking conservative grifters just grabbed him. Oh, yeah. He passed him around like a gross sex toy or something. I don't know what the fuck was going on, man. Isn't it weird? He's just popping up everywhere. Isn't it weird?

Like, you can totally tell that he's been like, I don't want to say groomed. Like, his life has been taken over by the same handlers that ruin Trump and seem to just destroy everything authentic. Yeah, and he had these handlers for like a year and now they're mostly gone. And so he's finally able to kind of like open up and do shit. But yeah, and it was, it was pretty crazy. One of them keeps emailing me like just spurg emailing me like, no, I didn't do that. I didn't do that because every time I'm like, yeah, I tried to, I've been trying to get

Kyle on the show for a year. And I sent, I sent the information through the handlers and I just got fucking ghosted every time. And then, you know, when I talk to Kyle, he's like, thank God, I can finally talk to you. They're running an interference for him. What the fuck, man? It's a little weirdo guy. He's like, no, he sends me this like four-page email. Like, no, I didn't do that. Let me tell you about all this shit Kyle did. I was like, oh my God, come down, buddy. But no, it's, it's the law space is pretty good. I did that. I've been covering this trial, this murder, Alex Murdoch over in South Carolina, who's charged with murdering his wife and son.

Oh, what a hero. What did they do to him? Did they put him in a self-defense nagging situation and then he had to respond with deadly force? Well, the weird thing is, okay, so this guy, let's get this on the open. This guy is a massive piece of shit. Okay. He's a personal injury attorney and his family is like dynasty law in South Carolina. They've been basically a district attorney. Someone in his family has been district attorney of these five counties for the past hundred

years. Wow. And we had all both. Oh, yeah, there's all sorts of like corruption, shit, and allegations about it. And so he, he's accused of just blasting his son in the face with a shotgun. And then, whoo, I don't get it done. Yeah. And then shooting his wife. And then like it kind of looks like she was running away and he shoots her and goes up and then just gun like puts a 300 black route, black out round in the back of her head. Oh wow. He should go work for Maiden. How old is a kid? 22. Oh, so they were like, Ron, okay, yeah. Okay. Okay. So that a run. Yeah. That's the narrative, though. Okay. The problem is the state can't fucking put any of this evidence. They can't put the gun in his hand. They can't put

him in the in the actual building where they, where they died at the time of the murders. And, and to complicate things, the sun was involved in a boating accident two and a half years ago. Okay. And his hot girlfriend died in the boating accident two and a half years ago. Okay. And his hot girlfriend died in the boating accident. That's how my girlfriend is going to go. And that's the real tragedy. Yeah. So she dies. Worse yet, she didn't like die and they recovered her body.

Her body was missing for days. Like he like to take Kennedy's this thing. Yeah, yeah, okay. And so there's the and then this guy like uses his pull so that for two and a half years, this kid is not been like he's not going to trial or anything. So was there he's been getting what? Sorry, what you know, I was going to say, it was there is there a, you know, talk that like he was at fault in the boating accident or like that he should have gone. He's drunk boating. Okay. Sure. Yeah. Come on. That's what our boats for. I thought they came with like a

case of beer. Yeah. Drunk boating. I don't think I've ever boated sober. Out drunk. Here's, here's what's worse. There's video of the son taunting the brother of the dead girl of the night of the accident. Oh, man. Okay, so this is a hell of a world. These people are in. So it's so not only that also their housekeeper mysteriously dies like six weeks ago. She just falls down the stairs and dies. Yeah. One of his other son's alleged boyfriend gets just randomly fucking off. And so the question is gay boyfriend. Yeah.

Allegedly gay. I mean, I guess Steven Crowder. Yeah. Yeah. I'll send him some nipple pictures and see if he's actually gay or whatever. You can return to my car. Get him in your locals and see who he DMs first. Hopefully me.

Yeah, so he, so now they're like, okay, well, maybe, well, the kind of theories, if they can't put a timeline together and how this guy actually killed his wife and kid, it's highly possible that this was revenge killing by someone else. Yeah. Yeah. So there's no fingerprints on there. Do they have the murder weapon? They have fingerprints.

They're, you know, of course. Well, the state, the state has, it came out in our opening statement and they said, we have no direct evidence. But circumstantial evidence can still be enough. They're telling the cherry is not not good, not good. But yeah, they don't have the guy's shirt doesn't have blood all over it. And I'm telling you, like they're describing this murder scene. They're not showing the pictures. Yeah. They're literally brains on the ceiling. Yeah, it's a shotgun. Yeah. Close range. Yeah.

Shaka. Wow. Close range. So his head was a canoe and the best is every time they have to describe that, you know, the dad, he discovers the allegedly discovers the wife and the kid. This is the defense theory and he sees them. and they're describing how like the kid's brain is laying on the ground by where his feet are rather than at the top of his skull. And the dad just every time just breaks down this horrific post traumatic crime. I mean, I guess if you were innocent, you probably would. I guess if you can fake it and if you're guilty, you probably would do, but that would be a shitty trial to be sitting in every day.

And they keep showing the pictures in like his defense counsels, like putting a box over the screen that's right in front of his face every time. Like they show his wife with her clumps of hair and skin and skull laying on the ground. Like, this is crazy. This poor motherfucker. I think he's good. Just let him go. Whether you did it or not. Yeah.

But okay, so the, yeah, the other complicating thing though is that with this boating accident that started, that's what kicked off the investigation into the corruption shit. Because he has apparently stolen like millions of dollars from clients and all sorts of like I said, this guy's a bad dude. Yeah. And that seems to be kind of universally accepted. And six months after the murder of his wife and son, he hired a hitman to try and kill him, but that guy fucked up and only grazed his head with the bullet. So he lived through it. Wait, who hired a hitman to kill him? He hired a hitman to kill himself like in Bullworth. Oh my God. Because his remaining son would collect the insurance money, but you don't get insurance if

you just kill yourself. Right. So he was trying to have himself killed off would collect the insurance money, but you don't get insurance if you just kill yourself. Right. So he was trying to have himself killed off. So the insurance policy would go to his last living son. How do you fuck that up? I don't know. I don't know. I don't have like a change of heart.

Yeah. And just escape it like in bulwark. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's an underrated movie. Yeah. Yeah.

It is. Yeah. It was well. I love't know. I don't know. That's an underrated movie. Yeah, it is. It is. Yeah, it was well. I love that movie, but yes, so this is a wild fucking absurdity. Absentity. Yeah. I went to see that movie in theaters with my parents and other than me, they were the youngest people in there because it was Warren Beatty. Warren Beatty.

And by the time the movie is over, I think everybody else in theater had gotten up and left black people in swearing. Yeah. The Warren Beatty, I remember. Right. Got it. That movie's good. Mm. But yeah, so I've been I've been watching you make it some money off of that off of that nightmare. That's good. Making some bucks off that. So you getting sued at all? Those things fastening in a case like that. I am currently being sued. Okay, all right.

And by the way, did you know, did you hear that Maddox retired his goofy character city did on Twitch? I did, I heard Banana Dox is forever gone. Yeah, Banana Dox gave like a three minute goodbye to his like 30 fans that were watching about how much it meant to hit. Didn't he?

Yeah. I could take a say here, the regret in his voice, like, oh, maybe I should, you know, maybe I should keep doing this. Maybe I should keep doing this and just wear a banana suit. Anyway, why do you retire? Well, the company that has those filters, they're not, they're taking the filters offline. Oh, okay. He should get an actual banana suit than in Brun Banana Docs back.

I think that's the only way. Yeah, but then a guy, a guy, a guy said he was going to host all the filters so you could keep using them. But Maddox said, no, I don't want to do it anymore. I don't want to be, I don't want to be a slave to that guy. Like I can't do my comedy knowing that that guy could just give him away. Yeah.

Yeah. So he retired anyway. He's probably just one of the 30 people who you know, wanted to see him keep doing it. And he, you shit right in his face. Anyway. So your interviewing Kyle Rittenhouse and Maddox is, filters got taken away from him.

Not my filters. Do you hands up my filters? Yeah. Yeah, that's sad. But no, I am being sued. I'm being sued by a lunatic named Steve Quest. Otherwise known as Montagraph. He's, he hated Medi-ker. Oh, a lot. And yeah, he first, he actually first interacted with me because I interviewed Jim like three years ago and Montagraph got mad because Jim talked about me on the show. And so he called me while I was driving. It just called my office number, but it rings to my cell phone.

Yeah. And I'm like, who the fuck are you? He's like, he's like, you had that Mr. Medicare on your show? Like, oh, yeah. And then he's like, he's an evil person. I'm like, okay, stop talking to me. And then he would like spam my channel chat for a while. And then he just, he made a couple videos about the sweaty squad, the sweaty sausage squad. I don't know. He's dude's weird. And then he went away and I was like, okay.

So then when I got banned from YouTube, he showed up on my rumble chat. And he was like, I got you banned from YouTube. I was like, actually, it was a weird trans person. Yeah, a lot. I got me banned, but a lot of trans people. What's up? But okay. And then I knew I actually had a lot of faith,

like I do in Jesus, when that my account would be restored when he told me that I would never come back to YouTube. I was like, okay, I'm definitely gonna be back then. Okay, that's fine. And then yeah, he kept popping into my chats, so I'd make fun of him when he would. And then now he sued me for defamation for making fun of him. I am.

He hired a lawyer I know. Wow. How is that allowed? Are there lawyers that you don't know at this point? How is that Mr. Lawyer? I was the one who did that. I mean, I mean, like he's a lawyer in my town. But I know.

And this guy's being a bitch too. So I don't know, I don't know. I'm like, I didn't ever have any bad interactions with you. I don't know why you're being like this, but. Oh, the lawyer is. Yeah, the lawyer. Wow, why? I don't know.

Because I was, I tried, I told him, I was like, the lawyer. Wow, why? I don't know. Because I was, I tried. I told him, I was like, you know, because what I could do is be an ass, right? Like I could, I could file a million motions for free, basically, and make a bunch of shows about it. Yeah. I thought, no, I'll hire, I'll hire Mark Randazza and do this professionally. And I told him, I was like, I'd like to just go ahead and do this professionally and make sure this all done right. And then he never, he never talked to me.

Yeah. And instead he's being really snippy about everything. So it's kind of fun. We'll see what happens, but. What exactly is he suing you for? What defamative, whatever, what defamation is? She's, well, he's not, I mean, how many words do you want me to say on here? I was talking about them on rumble. So, oh, I

called you remember how to blanket out, right? Yeah. F slur T slur. I called him an F slur. Uh, I called, oh, I, so he's really mad that I called him a retard, which is not entirely true. I said he was, you know, when you get to a certain size on YouTube, the enforcement arm of the American's disability acts actually assigns you a private retard that then, you know, that's who you have to accommodate with all your content. Yeah. I didn't know that. They assigned me Montagraph.

And. And he thinks that you're he thinks that this is a serious claim you're making to bamboozle people into thinking he's fucking retarded, which he is, right? Oh God, amazing. So I also said that he fucked a melon. Which the only reason I say that is because it's on camera. It is. He's fucked a melon on camera. Yeah. Wow. Why? Does he have an only only fans? No, he's just a fucking weirdo, man. He did this whole thing where he was seducing a melon. I don't know.

He's like putting his fingers in there. You're gonna ruin melon fucking for me. You have to go on to bowling. Yeah. Don't say that. And then the other thing is I said, he probably likes sucking little boys' cocks. Oh, well, yeah, that's a, you did say probably and enjoy is that's not a, it's not a crime to enjoy sucking little boys, cocks.

So what I hope is that the sucking part is the crime. Yeah, I really hope is defense to that is truth. I do not, and I will prove it. Like, but the reason I said that is because, so he recorded, he made three movies, like independent movies. And his third one, his third one was like this fake snuff film involving a minor boy. And I'm pretty sure that it was so like horrific that the FBI showed up at his place to like to congratulate him.

I was talking real to try to figure out how to weaponize him against Trump. Hey, baked Alaska. Come meet us at this guy's house. What do you mean? You're implying that the FBI would do anything if they knew he was a pedophile next. I'm not sure of you know what you're saying. No, I'm just saying they showed up. They're probably like, hey, we're looking for tips for help on this. This is what we like to do. No, so I mean, those are the basic

kind of job for us. You look like you're enjoying it. Can you? I don't put the fun back in there. Groove back, right? Rapping kids. Anyway, the long story is, or long and short story of it is he wants, you know, one, it'll, it's annoying because I have to pay for a fucking defense. He knows that. And then two, it's, it's probably content and notoriety for him, I guess. Well, I would love to talk to him on this show to be honest. It sounds like he's got some horrible things about him. He deserves a chance to prove that he's not retarded and does not like sucking little

boys' penises. There's only one way to prove it. Yeah. That sounds like fun. Wow. It's great. It's not expensive at all. Oh, Mr. Moneybags over here complaining about expensive, expensive, frivolous lawsuits.

The chickens have come home to roost. Nick, now someone else is going to make millions of dollars off of your phony lawsuit that you have to pay for. That's right. That's right. That's how it goes. I knew it was coming. Man, at some point, I talked to Mark Randaz about my Netflix thing.

And he seems like a nice guy. He seems like a cool guy, but I just, I don't know what I have to do to sue the guy that attacked me at Netflix. Yeah. Because these guys I talked to are like, well, you've got to, you've got to wait until like your career is over. And I'm like, man, I've been approved. Yeah, but I know I'm dumber.

Like I know, I got head trauma, but the problem is, is I do a comedy show, a large, broad audience comedy show. Me getting stupider helps my business. So I want to sue for being assaulted. Is that not possible? That's, yeah. Yeah, you can, but the question is always damages. Like even if you win, but you don't have economic damages, it gets really tough to prove

like why the court should help you. I mean, they can, they can award like a dollar or whatever. Yeah, I'll take a dollar. Well, what about quartering? Quartering sued that to translate Well, what about cornering? Quartering sued that trans lady that slapped him with the punishment. Yeah, Matt, Matt fantastic or whatever. Yeah, didn't he, how did he get that? I mean, he filed the suit, but he didn't win anything. He just got a basically a settlement, which was mutual apology type thing. I'll take it. That's what I mean. Like, how do I go after something like that? Well, I know my head's fucked up. I know it from for Randaz is mostly a free

speech guy. Like, I don't know that he would do, you know, a battery, a battery case. I don't know that that's in his wheelhouse, but I would, I would say there's, there's got to be some asshole in California. We'll do it. You think there's, you think there's any scumbag lawyers in California? Maybe one or two at least. There's got to be at least one. That's the one. At least one. At least one.

But that, but I don't, you know, who knows? I don't know anyone who specifically would do that. Okay. If you come across any scumbags. I just find that amazing. I'll ask one, I know. Yeah. What were you going to say, Sean? I find it amazing that like it's just the action.

Like you're not allowed to do that, right? Shouldn't you be able to see for that? Yeah. If you're not able to see for that. It's just amazing that it does come down to, well, but it hasn't negatively impacted your, but it has your, yeah. I mean, your life, meaning money, you know?

Like, so it's, yeah, it's like, I have to root for my life to get fucked up in order to, to sue this guy. I don't fucking think that's how America works. It's crazy. Well, I mean, they're to me medical expenses. If you, well, maybe you just have to act more retardate. Like maybe you just have to not be able to brush your teeth or whatever. You have to sue Nick. Yeah, I have to act more retarded. Like maybe you just have to not be able to brush your teeth or whatever. You have to sue Nick.

Yeah, I have to. Jesus Christ. If I sue you, I use that as proof that I'm retarded. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I want to know, I want to hear more about Kyle Rittenhouse. That's a cool interview.

That's like a big shot interview that you did. I think I, I also hate how like handled he is. Seems like a nice kid. I mean, I obviously, I don't like that people worship. Seems like a nice kid. I mean, I obviously, I don't like that people worship him as like a death wish style, like go vigilante justice in your neighborhood, because I think that's dumb, obviously, because I think risking your life is dumb, but he still seems like a nice kid. Yeah, and I tried to avoid the hero worship aspect of it. Yeah.

Oh, you shot these pedophiles or whatever. Yeah. It's like, I mean, he did. Yeah. Yeah. The people he shot were all assholes, but at the same time, it's like, you know, he's he was just a kid who is there and and stuff. And I asked him if he, you know, knowing what he knows now, if he would have been there.

Again, he actually, he gave the answer that I I was expecting, but I don't know if everybody else was. He said, no. Good. Yeah. He said he, I love him then. Yeah. That's the right answer.

Yeah. His life has changed forever. Well, the worst part about his life now is how he is a token for the conservative movement. It's just, like as soon as it happened, I was like, oh man, you're just going to be passed around like a comrag with all these, with all these just opportunistic predators. It fucking sucked. And it happened. Yeah. I, exactly. I, I hated that. I hate that like he's like, oh, he's on, like I thought maybe Tucker Carlson be a good interview, Crowder, whatever. But then he was on like every show and he's going to CPAC and he's doing all this stuff. And the one thing that kind of annoyed me was he during the interview, I was like, so

which, you know, how was it? How was that to her? He's like, Oh, it was great. Everybody was great. And then a little bit later, he's like, well, you know, it wasn't so great. Which ones didn't you like because I know that some of those interviews were absolutely nightmares for you and meeting these people was gross. Because you meet pretty much any of them and you realize that it's all just a fucking machine. They don't care about you or who are. And it's just like, okay, yeah, we're going to do our 10 minute segment. Okay, okay, we'll, we'll, we'll be right there. Mm-hmm. It's like, oh, thanks. Like, yeah. So I,

it was, it was nice. I tried to talk to him like a person, right? Right. But he's still, he's still being sued for wrongful death. So he wasn't, he wasn't super open on a lot of subjects. Yeah. I think once that lawsuit lawsuits done, he'll be able to talk a lot more. But the sad part is the other sad part is that he's basically relegated to a life of being a media creator of some point or some sort. Yeah, he's not any good at it. Yeah. I mean, he's still 19, he's what, 20?

He's 19 or 20 now. And it's like, yeah, I was a little attention horror when I was 1920. Like, you know, by then, if you're good on media, he's not fucking good on media. He needs a bass pro shop. They need to set him up with like a franchise, like a, you know, or a shooting range or something like that. I don't know. I was, man, if, if I was a social media manager, if I would have been involved from the gecko, I would have had him reviewing guns straight on YouTube channels straight out the fucking gate.

I think he'd be a millionaire by now. Yeah. I agree. Rather than broke, but I agree. God damn. Somebody told me that you, I know the the crowd are saying in the daily wire, I hate talking about them because I don't want to give either of them, either of them press. Right.

But somebody told me you had a different take on it than I did. So maybe you probably a little bit different. Yeah. Well, because I heard you were on daily wire side like fully or something. Well, I'm anti, I'm anti-crowders side, which is, I think you just wanted more money. And you're like, you're pretending to make this about principles when I think you just wanted more, like you wanted a guaranteed paycheck and you didn't get it. So you threw a huge fit like to get attention for whatever you're doing next, which is

fine. But it's not about principles. That's a fine take. I don't, I don't even necessarily disagree with it. My people automatically assumed because I was critical of daily wire in their contract that I was 100% on board with crowders, like position and opinion. I just agree, I just agree with his, kind of with his take on the contract itself. The contract was absolute shit for someone like Stephen Crowder. And the main problem I have is like Jeremy Boring who did daily wire zero favors explaining the contract like a fucking moron.

flavors, explaining the contract, like a fucking moron. I think he's sitting there trying to pass this thing off as like a good deal or a good starting point or good offer. And so you do, you said you were friends with him for 10 years and you lowballed him by something like $70 million. Like you know, what's that? You know $70 million between friends. Right. And it's like, okay. And not only that, like the $50 million offer had this unique provision in it that Crowder didn't ask for, but they said, we know Crowder likes to produce his own show. So we just put in what he would want, which is that he bears the entire cost of production of every episode. I did. That was that that that line and that line alone. I was like, don't fucking spin me on production cost you that.

Yeah. Don't fucking don't say that. Oh, well, you know, we have no fucking idea what it costs to shoot a podcast. So we just said, you know, take it out of yours. Yeah, that was that one he can do what he wants. Yeah, yeah, they offered him. I don't shanter you caught up up on any of melted down over it. Like he said, this is a bit, they're, they're supporting big tech and they're as bad as the sensors and it's like both sides are begging their audience of, they're both sides are trying to chill harder than the other to like, you're like, no, we weren't trying

to fuck them over. They're like, they were, they're basically digging up George Washington and raping his corpse. Um, anyway, a good show. Yeah, we'll be a good show. No, it's a historical rape. I think all of that's pretty accurate. The problem, Crowder has a good point though, but the issue is that there's not an objective

right or wrong on this one. It's just literal perspective. Daily wire is a business machine producing conservative content that is absolutely conservative mainstream red meat. Like Ben Shapiro, Michael Nol's, Matt Walsh, like, oh, wow, what is a woman? Let's get to the bottom of this liberal conspiracy. You know, they're trying to erase them. I'm like, oh, yeah, wow. Amazing. Yeah. Cool. I can't wait for the next. How about wire winning so fat by Matt Walsh? That's some, that's content I want to hear about. Where's that? That'd be good. That'd be good stuff. But it's always just

mainline super safe conservative red meat, which is fine. And it's why they make, it's why they can make a $50 million offer and expect to be a $100 million offer. But so that's one thing. And then Crowder's point is, hey, if these are the offers that are being put out by big conservative media, these offers look the same as big liberal media. And we, with this shit, you're going to funnel people into just kind of daily wire sort of style of content.

And there won't be another guy like Stephen Crowder, which is a bit alarmist, I think. But it's Hollywood, man. Like, yeah. Like, conservatives want to make another Hollywood. They don't want to make a better, like they don't want to make a more fair Hollywood or more equitable Hollywood. They just want a Hollywood that they control. Is that so?

Of course the contracts are gonna, they'll look like Hollywood contracts. They act like Hollywood agents. Sure. I think you're gonna see a race down from Hollywood to like de-woke itself and a race up from competing industries. And honestly, I think Hollywood will win just because they have more expertise in production and logistics than like the daily, I mean, I don't know. That's kind of off topic, but when I think from Hollywood is that it's largely going to die except for the massive

spectacle productions that appeal to like the Uber mainstream because I think independent creation is getting so easy. Yeah. And that eventually you really won't need more than a five or six people to make really good movies. And that compete with Hollywood, except for when we're talking about, you know, a fucking Marvel movie that costs $800 million to make or whatever. Yeah. And so I think we're going to just see a big stratification where we get the independent media starts producing the bulk of content. And Hollywood chisels down and just does these massive things that no

one else could possibly do. That's my take. Yeah, I think you're taking lies on the spectrum of kind of deconstruction and democratization of production. Right. Yeah, I think there's a point. Oh, anyway. Oh, yeah, backed by.

I gotta come on your show and chill that as hard as I possibly can at some point. Yeah, I'm gonna set my account up. The only reason I have it is because I'm so fucking retarded that I have no idea how to make a crypto wallet. You don't need to. You can sign up with your email. We are, I think we're unique in this way. And this is the slogan I'm centering around or I'm kind of is coming clear.

It's all the benefits of the blockchain with all the convenience of Web 2. Like the real issue with all of this stuff, with the reason why de-platforming works is because all of our stuff, the ownership of all of our stuff is in databases. Like the ownership of all of our money is in a co-ball database of mainframe run by the Federal Reserve, right? Like all of our money is in databases that are owned by people who can just flick toggles, go on a keyboard and wipe you out. The reason why de-platforming works and why it's become such like

a cancerous malicious agent and reshaping agent on our cultures because YouTube, Twitter, and all these guys can just turn off your connection to your audience. Like, snip, snip, like you're gone, you're cast gone. Yeah, great. The blockchain changes that because it's an immutable ledger, like global ledger, that cannot be that can't be tampered with in this way. So all we are trying to do is take the stuff you do right now,

credit cards, email signups, all the convenience that you're used to, and plug it in to a different back end. Do you know what? Instead of using a mainframe, which we've used for 20 years, a one database that's owned by a company, we're using a global ledger.

So keeps, keep keeping retarded. Stay retarded. That's what I'm like, I'm not one of these guys that's going to say like all you have to do is learn while it's a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay retarded. Stay retarded, my friends. Yeah, stay retarded and we'll make it work for you. That's the, that's what we're trying to do.

Okay, so you'll be the one guy who could flip the switch. No, no one can. In fact, Nick, this is, I mean, I honestly would love to talk to you more about this because we have, we've had the guy, me and the, me and the developers spent the last nine months making it with one rule. If someone, anyone, the government, a malefactor, a lunatic had a gun to my head,

or anyone's head, could I shut it off? And the answer has to be no. And I mean, every single knob on the platform, every single ownership of the contracts They're all immutable like I said which means you can't change them like once they're up They're up like piss and it's women pool. You never get it out if somebody had a gun to my head Can I shut it off the answer has to be no and it is it is nice. It is unique Among all web three applications in that way and it's's really, I mean, it's a really fascinating,

I think, use case of the blockchain in that regard. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's the ticket. If there is no failure point, that, you know, because that's what we've seen with kiwi farms and everything else is that there's always a point of failure somewhere that this specific thing that operates, like you said, on a database, that database being removed from access to the

internet or just throttled out, you know, oh, we're not removing it. We're just going to throttle independently. I'm just going to fuck with a little bit. You're fine with that, right? You're prepared for that. I'm like, no, I'm not prepared for that. So yeah, as long as there's no week link, then that's pretty fucking amazing. It really is. The guys that I know one of the guys who worked on it, it's in your group. I'm not going to have any no docs to do. I think I know who you're talking about.

Yeah, yeah, he was on, he made a new project to bot way back in the day when I was dealing with trying to keep that online. It's so, the countermeasures sophistication that's built into backed by is so sophisticated that when people come to give you money using their credit cards, that could be a failure point. Like you, if it's the credit card company says, like, no, you shine.

I don't want you giving money to me. Right. I don't want you giving money to the guys saying the Arab Spring, like, you know, trying to launch a, uh, the Arab Spring over there. Yeah. They could turn you back to do that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They could turn you off, but they can't turn them off. Yeah. Which is the, like the power is entirely in the hands of creators, which it should be, and it will be for the next 20 years. Very cool. Yeah, well, I'm definitely interested. And I've talked to him a little bit about,

because my whole thing is like, okay, I have locals, which has been a place for my community, and that's where people can sign up and shit like that. And so I was like, I don't wanna do another thing, because another thing means putting content somewhere else. And he's like, no, I think I actually, I can incorporate subscriptions into that into, you know, and basically give people access

to locals on the back end based on back buying. I'm like, well, fuck yeah, then. Yeah, because that's great. Part of it is, it's like a show of belief I'm like, well, fuck yeah, then. Yeah, because that's great. Part of it is, it's like a show of belief for guys like you to even have an account. Like that's like a mark of authenticity for the platform. But yes, also, we want you staunchly stuck in your ways so we can figure out how to work with them. Composibility is a major component

of Web 3, which means your platform should interoperate with everything. It should be like, friendly Web 2 is your in our system, fuck other systems. And that's just, that's just not gonna, that's just very Haram, very heron way to look at things. So. Well, I'll, I'll make him help me. I got him over my house. I'll be, just to make sure I don't do something stupid. But that way I can tell people like what to do and how to sign up because it's probably way simpler than, than I make it out to be. But, but it'll be a good excuse to have him come over anyway.

Yeah. I heard about the courses you guys are teaching at home school. It's really cool. Oh, my, oh, yeah, like his and mine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They've got like constitutional law.

Oh, wow. Beginning blockchain. Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my fucking god. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty fun. We don't have like lesbian basket weaving. We teach, we teach shit. The funny thing is like, they get some like class. They already, like before I even started teaching, like, we ate the police, we ate the government. Like tell us about the second amendment. We'll get there. We'll get there. Yeah, we'll get there. But yeah, they're very much, they're very much anti-government already.

God bless. God bless the Midwest. Where would we be without it? I don't know, but I want to be without it. I'm trying to be without it. That's so fucking cold. Well, you're going to be like this, right? Next month.

It was negative 11 today, Dick. Oh my God. Yeah, that's chilly. I hate it so much. Yeah, never mind. Not worth it. Fuck that. It's cold.

But yes, Vegas next month, February 26th, got a live show. Well, live get together, hopefully. Okay. Wait, what? What? What, what, what, what? Apparently Ralph said I blocked him

from coming on the dick show, which is. Oh no, you want to talk to Ralph? Ralph, get it. Here, let me text him. Do you want to talk to Ralph oh, no, you want to talk to Ralph? Ralph, get it here. Let me text him. Do you want to talk to Ralph? I don't really want to talk to Ralph. Thank you. Well, I'll text him anyway.

Hold on. What, how can Nick block him from being on the dick show? Well, I mean, I have no idea. I guess I could have asked. I wanted to talk to Nick, you know, without, well, yeah, any sort of drama or bullshit. Yeah, I'm not super interested. I feel, I feel really shitty about what's allegedly going on in a situation. Although now I, he said it's a work or whatever, which is good. I, I don't actually want the matrix is after him. It's the matrix. Look, I legitimately want his family to succeed. I don't fucking care about stupid drama that we have. I don't know if Ralph ever realized that I didn't actually ever make fun of or

hate him. I laughed at a stupid part. Well, you did go on the, you did go on Warsky and PPP's show when they were having the fuck Ralph festival. So you did do a little bit of fucking with them. But remember the timeline of when that happened and what he had already said about me and my wife. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I was happy to retaliate. But I never wanted any of that shit. I never actually wanted Ralph to be mad at me at all. It was just like, it was, yeah, he lost his fucking mind. I even told him that, but it didn't matter at that time. It was, it was too bad. Okay, well. No, I mean, I don't have any need to talk to Ralph. I don't

want to shit on Ralph. I don't have any problem with that. I want Ralph to have a wonderful, successful marriage. I hope everything works out. because because if if things are like the way they seemed, that would be really shitty legitimately. So, but yeah, anyway, but Vegas is, yeah, February 26th. Like I said, live live show meetup get together. You're going to be there, right? Yes, of course. That's going to be fun. That'll be fun. And then we've got, uh, fuck, my brain is, my brain is breaking. Oh, Camelot, 331 is going to be there. You are on, you're on my show with Camelot. He's pretty funny, dude. And then some other like random creators are going to be, they're not going to be like in the show show, they're just going to be there

for the meet and greet. I think like Robert Barnes is going to be there. I think Mark Randosom may stop by too. Oh, cool. And why don't I don't know who else wants me to say there. Oh, Andrew Bronca, he's gonna be there. Oh. Ah. Ah. Bronca, he's a guy that said I was an in-sell. That was so funny. Oh, really? Somebody clipped it. Hold on.

Let me, somebody sent it to me as a cliff. Well, I was on the show. I called into Drexels like a hundredth episode. Yeah. And he was like bragging about how cheating on your wife is like just like masturbating. It's not even really cheating. You know how like, who was saying, Bronco was saying that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me find it. That's weird. Well, I thought it was weird too. And he's like, oh, you know, it's not, doesn't mean anything for men and she'd on their wives. It's like masturbating.

It's like tricking off. I mean, I don't cheat on my wife. And I was like, well, why don't, okay, well, why not? And then he had like a meltdown, like a boomer down over it. Let me find it. Yeah, I only heard like little bits. It's like, show your face. And I'm like, your face is on the internet all at a time.

Yeah, it's, I've been on my but on the internet for longer than you do. You know? Like, uh, okay, wait, wait, wait. All right, Ralph is, is Ralph there? Uh, uh, uh, I don't know if he, if he is there, uh, I threw in some rakeedish shout clips from way back. Okay. No, I don't want to talk about that stuff these days.

I can't allow it. Okay, here are territorial. No man is sharing his woman. I'm not sharing my friends. It was in spirit as the situation we were talking about where basically both parties were cheating on each other. No, I don't care. No, I'm not saying I can't. No, no. It was more of like for like contacts, I guess.

Yeah. Nope, doesn't't does not work. I don't care. I don't care. It's not very well. I'm asking you, I'm asking who you? Who you? You're asking me these questions.

Who are you? Where's your face? Oh, yeah, here it is. It's masturbating. Then why wouldn't you turn it on? Because it's masturbating. It's just masturbating. It's just masturbating.

But for why wouldn't you generally want, because I hold myself to a higher standard. That's why. But if it's just masturbating. But for why would you generally want, because I hold myself to a higher standard. That's why. But if it's just masturbating, then why wouldn't you turn around? Because I hold myself to a higher standard. It doesn't drag on.

I don't know why. Yeah. Why do I hold myself to a higher standard? Yeah. Who are you? What are you? Who am I? I'm acting.

Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? You're asking me this question. Who are you? Who am I? Matthew? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? You're asking me this question. Who are you? Who are you? Where's your face?

Who are you? My friend. I'm fucking God. What kind of answer are you in that? Who are you in that? I'm asking you why. Why should someone hold themselves to a heart? I'm asking you why should I answer questions from a fucking pussy who won't even show his face?

Who are you? Show me your fucking face. Why should answer questions from a fucking pussy he won't even show his face Show me your fucking face Yeah, I mean good argument. Yeah, yeah What do you mean run away? Everyone knows what I look like. I don't know what you everyone tell me Show me well show me it seems like you're very show me It seems like you're very defensive about why I'm not Cheat on your wife. I'm offensive. I'm being offensive. I'm being offensive to you Show me your fucking face before I know it sounds man It sounds like you triggered about me saying if cheating on your wife's masturbation I said why you win this? She's on it. That sounds like yeah, show me your face

You're the one saying that cheating on your wife's match basically you want to do it. And then you spur a gourd. You're such a tough guy. You can't show me your face. Show me a tough guy. I'm asking why. Buddy, I don't want to. All right, drags, I don't mean to take a picture.

You can do whatever you want. You're not taking over the show. You're just embarrassing yourself. Who it is? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? I'm right here.

You're like a fucking mop in your sky. What are you,? Who are you? I'm right here. You're like a fucking mop. You're a guy. What are you? The conciliary for some Robert De Niro? Everybody can see me. I'm right here. You pussy. I mean, I don't know if everyone wants to see you, but what it is. No, I would. I'm asking you for some kind of explanation of why you would nod. She'd down your wife telling you no big deal. You're a fucking pussy coward who won't show his face. That's the explanation. She really has spurggin out. I've been showing my face for longer than you've known how to use the internet. You boomer fuck. What is your face? Call over the internet, bro. Okay. Search for search for rich ass podcast there in my

I'm not gonna put everything just proving you being a pussy you're right here right now. Sure your face. It sounds like you're angry that you're not cheating on your wife. I'm not angry. I just think you're a pathetic pussy loser. Show your face. Can I interrupt for a hot second? Sure, no, no. I'm pretty sure if I had a guess yes option yeah I don't know I think okay I think it would be just motion sickness, you know, territory if he did Joe's face. So I'm just, I'm I'm thinking of something. I know that. I mean, maybe I mean, I don't want to turn my camera on because I'm outside smoking a cigar, but everyone.

But I got to see what they. Either way, I was asking legitimately, like is your what is your like reason if it's masturbation What is your like reason internally why you don't cheat on your wife? That's all I'm asking you said Dude if we get it. I'm on other business. I'm all done I'm asking you a simple question I'm done with you I'm asking you a simple question. I'm done with you. I'm done with you. I'm not doing it. You're just bound by you.

Listen, you sound like a woman. I am done with you. I'm not answering your questions. Proceed with whatever else other business you have. I'm going to be a friend. You sound like a friend. You can't like a man. You can't like a man.

I don't think you should cheat on your wife either. I'm just asking why you're done. I'm going to say a show. Go away. I'm done be there. I'm just asking why you don't say it. Go away. I'm done with you. I'm done. And these shots fired, Andrew said that Jake sounds like a woman and I'm a woman here. You're like, what the fuck do I sound like?

And good grief. Uh oh. Oh god. I got like a training talk. Yeah. Master of percentage transgender lesbian over here. I'm sure you're I'm sure you could. I'm sure you could see it anytime.

I'm sorry to imply that you couldn't. Cat. Oh, I'm sorry. There's a hundred. Spotted that dog walkers is one of the pioneers you made online video reviews popular. Nowadays, it's more than bad break.

You're not just smoking a dick out there outside. Come on. Why? Too much for her. You're a pussy. You're a coward. How's that make you feel? I just think that you don't know.

Everybody else here is showing their face except for you. You pussy coward. He's so hung up on that. I know. Like smoking a cigar, man. All's porcelain, congrats. What are you calling? Is it so big?

So I call it cigar, it's on a dick. Tracks is show. I'm gonna dick out there outside. I know that is. Guys, come on. What? That's not true because me nor Anna are also really showing our faces.

Yes, I met men. The men here are showing this. I definitely don't need to look at all the men in this crap them Just like the women you're hiding your face the women don't show their faces, you don't show your faces. Bro, everyone knows what I look like. I don't know what you look like. Show me what you look like. Tough guy.

Show me. Now you can, I'm here. You can, you can be the off without knowing what I look. You can be the one who you like. Of course, you shouldn't look so bad. What do you think I look like? a What do you think I look like describe your fantasy? Show me no, no tell us tell us tell us tell us

You look at very feminine young man Young to look like what what is that look like describe it like like a woman, you look like a woman, except you're a man. Now describe, describe it, describe it. No, no, no, you could easily solve this equation by simply showing your face, but you won't do that because you're, and then you'll blow, and then you'll blow your load. Why do you want to see my face? I will say though, Jake does have very beautiful hair. Yeah, thank you, darling.

Because everything about me is beautiful. That's why I'm so silly. What are you saying? Look, you said it. No, you sound very masculine, for sure. No, but your hair is just magnificent. I like it. Like a young girl. I'm high-yell. Look, you can't, but I guess you can't buy great hair, but he doesn't have to. I'm going to start having to. I think I need to be plugged. No, all right, all right, all right. That's enough of that. That's good shit. Yeah, that's good shit. So he's going to be at the end of August. He's thought about that conversation every day since.

at the end of this. He's thought about that conversation every day since. I think you'd actually get along with him if he wasn't really hammered like he was. I mean, I don't even care like whatever. I just thought it was funny that he, I thought, I said what I thought. That's the thing I was saying because people were like, oh my God, Dicks fighting with Bronco. I'm like, Dicks not fighting with anybody. Dick probably thinks this is hilarious. Like, yeah, it's funny. It was so fucking silly. But yeah, he's going to be there. But I, like I said, as far as the assuming we get like a little stage and do a stage show or whatever, it'd be a, I don't know that everybody there is going to be up there because, you know, some people have

kind of unique skill sets will say that don't necessarily play to doing like a live sit-down comedy chat or whatever. But yeah, it's going to be either way. It's Vegas. I've never been to Vegas. It's going to be a ton of fun. You've never been to Vegas. I've never been, man. Oh, wow. Wow. Well, I'm driving. So everything in sales. Yeah.

I'm going to fly. I looked at this, it's called Jet Suite. It leaves out a burbank. It's like 500 bucks to get a, like the leftover seats and a private jet from here to Vegas. Oh damn. Geez. But I'd have to get, I'd have to get two tickets.

I was like, uh, a thousand bucks. I can drive. I'm not making rumble money over here, Nick. You know what I'm saying? You gotta get those guys to fund back by. It's a good platform. Nigel, you know, get there in the studio and about it and see if they're interested. I mean, certainly, you know, I, they seem committed to free speech.

They, I mean, hell, they're moving their entire operation from Canada to Florida, specifically because Canada requires laws about hate speech regarding transgender people and stuff like that. Yeah. And they're like, well, that's not really freedom, is it? So they're moving down to Florida. They hired Robert Barnes and Viva Fry to write the, you know, their terms of service, which I think go active pretty soon.

Oh, I know, Viva. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. And Barnes is pretty, pretty legit too. He's hilarious. But yeah, so it seems like it's going to be, it seems like it's making a run. They're making a run for it. They went public. They've sent my public or whatever.

And on the drive. It was a buffer size thing. Buffer size. Okay, go for it, sorry. Okay, keep going, Nick. Oh no, just the long and short of that was, you rumble seems like a platform that's committed to free speech. And they seem to be a platform that's committed

to actually running and operating in the world and competing with YouTube. And they seem to pull the numbers. I mean, my show, I get way more people on rumble than I do on YouTube basically every night. I've been doing live shows to between 10 and 18,000 people. Wow. That's great, man.

Commitment is good. Commitment is good. Making it technologically impossible to censor you. Is better. Yeah. And we can meet somewhere in the middle. We can help each other out, because it is. And there's a, you know, the agaristic approach

to the dystopian hell that we are slowly entering, well, I can't fight the system, so I'm gonna go get a farm and, you know, burn all computers and treat them as heresy. And such, I can't fight the system, so I'm gonna go get a farm and, you know, burn all computers and treat them as heresy and such. Yeah. I'm leaning in. I'm going, the problem isn't the dystopian hell.

The problem is our technology is not better. So we're just gonna have to outrace them to the, right? It's the other approach. It's the other approach. Yeah. The problem isn't too much technology. The problem is not enough. So we need to go all in.

That's what I'm doing for the next 20 years. Anyway, thank you for calling in. Oh, go ahead. It was funny. Real quick, you mentioned burning all the computers and buying a farm or whatever. Yeah. You know who is all full circle for me. You know who said that?

The last time I heard that, it was fucking Tim Poole. A buying a farm and stuff. Yeah, when Jack Murphy was on his show. Yeah. Jack Murphy was talking about, well, I had to get my kids the COVID vaccine because my son's a baseball player. But Tim Poole was like, no, just buy a farm. No, just buy a farm. That's a bitch move. That's a cope move. That's rolling over. That's presenting your ass like the slug Jerry and Rick and Morty. What I move is, you know what? I like what you're doing with this technical dystopia. Problem is, it's just kind of like Stone Age shit.

So what I'm gonna do is out-tech you. Bigger weapons, better weapons, more efficient, cheaper, faster, and wreck your fucking world. How do you like that? You like computers? How do you like those fucking computers? Yeah, and then we'll see then we'll see who can get a little crazy. Yeah. Let's see who puts a gun to whose head? Anyway, thank you for calling a Nick. Thanks for taking my pleasure, man. Day out of your season. See you next day. Yeah. See you later Sean Yeah, I'll I'll hit you up about popping on my show, maybe this week or something.

Yeah, let's do it. Thank you very much. All right, buddy. Talk to you soon. Bye, bye, bye. Peace. Oh, always fun to talk to that guy. The first thing he says is,

Jesus Christ. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, Sean, what should we, should we do a little fat watch? Or should we just do voicemails? It's pretty late, huh? We've been going a couple hours. Yeah.

What do you want to do? Stealer's choice. One or the other? Yeah. Oh boy. You know, it's hard for me to say no to fat watches. I mean, I just... Here we go.

Let's do it. Oh, fat watch. Today is the best day. Okay. Okay. Hey, Dick, oversized doors in section eight housing. Did I read this already from Staphales? I don't think so. I don't know if this is something you'll find interesting or not, but I live in a small town

about 20,000 people in the middle of nowhere, about 10 miles from Canada. Our city just built a very large apartment complex for section eight housing. My girlfriend got an apartment there once it opened up. Yes, she is a broke bitch. That's cool. After she moved in, I went over to a new place and noticed all the doors and doorways were enormous.

I found this to be strange. I later noticed other such things, such as rails next to the toilet and a very lovely shower. I couldn't get out of this mind until one day I was at her apartment and this land whale came by to notify my girlfriend about street cleaning. Now she would need to park somewhere else that day. When I learned this incredibly portly lady, you've got to pull your fucking vehicle up to another dock.

You've got to, I'm going to be taking up your parking space next week, because if that's okay. When I learned that this incredibly, portly lady was the housing manager, I ran outside to ask her about these odd things I had noticed. I asked the hippopotamus, what was with the very large doors, which replied something along the lines of, because this is section 8 housing, we expect a house a lot of disabled people. Some of them are disabled because of their size. So in constructing the building, it was determined that it would be cheaper to make all the apartments

accessible to higher weight as opposed to retrofitting it for some reason. Yeah, because they're all fat. Yeah. Because every fucking person in section 8 housing is all fucking well. Oh god damn. Absolutely. So I love that he chased her down. Like see, I love that. I love that.

I love that. Well, that's what she got. You know, I love that he was curious enough because it's like, I don't know the answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to know this show. Yeah. He would have just written it off. He's like, well, it's weird.

But because of this show, he goes, I think this has something to do with fat women. Yeah, they're a little spark and there's a little grain of sand that I'm gonna do some investigating and see what and get to the bottom of this. That's good, good work. Higher, it's right to the source of the fat. Yeah, then it would be to retrofit them on a case by case basis,

as they got approved for a living space. Wow. So there you have it. Apparently the government now needs to build the free homes for poor people to be designed for the 600 pounders. So doors are going to be. Wow. All right, let's check out this one. Very good.

There's a railing one that I want to see. Door dash, broken rail. Oh, god. There we go. Sean, do you order a lot of food at home? Yeah. You do? Yeah, I have a fair amount.

Yeah. Imagine this behemoth coming up here. Thank God, God bless ring cams i know it's like a scam by the ns a to put the entire country under surveillance and they parallel construct crimes with the cops but uh... look at the fuck the fucking videos of fat people get uh... uh... here we have a woman who's probably four hundred four hundred pounds uh... four hundred pounds in the sun

i don't know how much she would weigh at night. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

I don't even know what that means. That was funny. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. It's like a, yeah, but it's a dry heat. Hahaha. Because you know, you got to think, are they fatter?

Yeah, I mean, it's one of those things that is so, yeah. It means nothing and is like perfectly understandable. She weighs four of empty during the day at night. What does that mean? Yeah. Okay, so she's taking these steps two feet into, look at look at this is three steps to get up for delivery God bless her for not just throwing the food or Placing the food on the porch if she decides to climb the three steps. This one's gonna make me feel bad I can tell I don't believe you

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God damn it. They brought in a forklift. Huh, yikes. Yeah, I don't know. That's not one of the funniest ones. I mean, it's, you know, I don't know. Get the size of her. Why didn't she just put it down?

Well, ha ha ha don't know, man. Why didn't she just put it down? Well, what ever. Good, God. Um, that was shocking the whole thing went. Oh, yeah. Well, it's just a little, look at the size of the hole there. It's a little piece of plastic.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is from Ariel. Okay, let's see what this might say. As in like how they have to have take a shot of her, the view. What?

Oh no, this is a woman's name who said this in is. Oh, God, Ariel. Okay, it's some bitch on TikTok saying, feeling like no matter how hard I tried, it was never enough. She was traumatized by society beauty standards. All right. Okay.

And then she's got no tits. It's pretty hot. Oh, wow. So this little girl, this little girl that weighs, which probably weighs 140. What hurt? No, they always lie about. No, I don't think she weighs 140.

Not unless she's much taller than I think she is. I'll tell you who she is. I don't know. I mean, she thinks she weighs 135. I don't know. Look at this, it good pre thick here. Look at the size of these arms. I don't know. Okay. How much do you think she weighs? It's pretty good. Me. Af. Wow. I'm not saying she doesn't look good. This is after knowing I've always been enough. This is she's bragging about putting on

about 120 pounds. This is after. Yeah. this is her. This is the same girl. That's after. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's, I would have expected the reverse. No, that's, that's, that's, that's ghost showing weight loss. Right.

Right. Yeah, that's not happening anymore. Look at that. Yeah. It's a name girl. That's not the way to go. That's not the way to go. That's not the way to go.

Yeah. Don't you know what you, what you doing? I don't like these reactions against, you know, like society. Like, you know what? Just I'm, I'm just going to gain a shit ton of weight, like just kind of to say, fuck you. Like, it's like Maddox, like, no, you know what? I didn'm gonna, I'm just gonna gain a shit ton of weight, like just kind of to say fuck you. Like it's like Maddox, like, you know what, I didn't graduate college

to show the system. Yeah. What are you doing? How did you, how exactly did you, I've always been enough, you're plenty, believe me. Not even more than plenty. Yeah.

How exactly did you reject the patriarchy? I just ate nonstop. Yeah. I never stopped eating. Right. Oh. Did you have to like do anything? No, no, no, no.

Yeah. If I wasn't hungry, I would still eat. Right. Oh, wow. That's all you had to do is just eat. Yeah. Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

Uh, okay. How is her railing or those intact? I just want to... I'm looking. I'm looking at the, in the background. Can you believe I'm at the check? Oh, my God. God, she went over like a fucking disaster. What a fucking disaster.

Ah, alright. Maybe one more. Woof. One more. Here we go. Oh, no! COVID. COVID strikes. One more, here we go. Oh no, COVID strikes. Yeah, look at these points. Yeah. Oh no, this was the news before. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh, there's a hot blonde on the left. Yeah. And looking like Peggy Hill bitch on the left. Yeah. And looking like Peggy Hill, bitch on the right. Yeah, yeah. And then below them, it looks like they've put on some skin suits. It's like two fat guys.

Especially the blonde. Looks like Cliff and Norm from Cheers took the two women on top and made suits out of them, climbed inside. You're high. Hey, Norm. What's on the news today, buddy? My all-cliff. Climbed inside. You're high. You're enormous. What's on the news today, buddy? My outfit.

It's gonna be a, it's gonna be cold and fat. Oh, yeah. That's cheap, buddy. That's like millions of people. Oh no. That's like, look at how fat and happy this one is. Look at the fucking size of her! And it's so, yeah.

When you go through your house and just like wipe out all the old pictures. Yeah, the weight she gained in her face. Oh, Keele knows here. Mm-hmm. Now revolting. I'm just done totally unfuckable. She's gained so much like weight.

I know she's squinting, but like it makes her eyes look small. Yeah, because of the weight. Yeah. Okay, maybe one more. Let me see if I got one more here. I had one about skinny. Oh yeah, this is it. Dr. Teeth sent in.

They've gotten so fat, they don't remember not being fat. All right. Wife stabs her husband after confusing an old picture of them having sex. She thinks it's another woman. Yeah. A Mexican woman flew into a rage and stabbed her husband when she found out, when she found what she thought were snaps of him on his phone having sex with another woman who happened to be her when they were dating years ago. Oh my God.

Police responded last week, where they discovered a guy with stab wounds. She reportedly went ballistic when she found the explicit photos on his phone showing him having sex without asking him, of course, she started stabbing him. God damn. His wife did not recognize herself because she was younger, thinner, and had makeup on. I wonder if it was in that order. Yeah, I think,

Wow, this chick looks so much younger to me. Yeah. Wow, this chick's about to wear makeup. Ah! Oh my God. This chick looks like she wouldn't break a railing. So, does she ever get to tell him what to do ever again? I mean, of course.

So Mexican woman, what are you talking about? She's probably in prison right now. And puppy, you delete those photos of me. Yeah. Jealous of herself. How dare you. God damn. You like me now that I have curves, right?

The puppy. Yeah. You like me bait her. You like me now that I have curves right to puppy. Yeah, you like me better You like me better with curves right puppy I'm your I'm sure I'm sure sugar buns I'm sure bandolts is right puppy with my rolls right puppy All right, I could say that stuff because I'm 51% Mexican. That's right. Let's see if there's anything. All right, all right, all right.

Okay, goodbye everybody. Thank you for listening, see you next Tuesday. Go to Backed, Backed by the Dick Show, Backed by, Backed by the Dick Show. I'm importing everything a little bit at a time. Straight. So you gotta, all that old stuff, man. Oh, you gotta see this here, here, here.

What's that? The first show we ever did. Let me try to find it. Fuck, what could I find it? It is show number one. Show number one. It had Denzel on it. Content.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Bonus episode one. Look at how young. I've been looking at a bunch of these. I don't even think you're honest. One magical. No, look at this. I can't even hear myself.

Questions thrown in there. Like, what's your biggest, oh yeah, that was when I had that. Eee. Right. Look at, what was this, seven years ago? Eight years ago? I don't know.

We've gotten so old. I know. I have. All right. Goodbye, everybody. See you next Tuesday. Presenting. Take.

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Yeah. Sean, uh, calling in with another like Moments because you guys seem to be entertained by my last one And this time it's about like reincarnation because I never really got a peel of it You know like heaven. It's like oh, yeah, I live forever without you know the bullshit sounds cool 72 virgins, say no more. No, it's reincarnation. Same.

But just like super shitty. Like I guess it'd be cool to deal with a little bit of like gangiest con or like Nero or Jeff Bezos or some shit like that. For every one of those guys, you got to live like 10 billion lives. Like peasants or like lower class like poor person that

needs super shitty. Yeah, the odds are never got the appeal. But I think I realize that it's basically like the afterlife karaoke where karaoke hits sucks because you gotta sit there like three hours of listening to dog shit music sung by Even more Performances performers and and you get to do it You can pay me enough to go to something like that But the appeal is you sit through all of that horrible shit knowing that eventually everyone's gonna have to pay attention

You know, so I think that's reincarnation is like even if you have to pay attention to you and your city singing, you know? So I think that's reincarnation. Even if you have to slog through like 10s or hundreds of billions of shitty lives, you get to the knowledge that, okay, at least every single person that ever lived is gonna have to pay attention and completely understand me and the context of my life. I don't think I know I'm batten zero when it comes to explaining people's religion to them. I think it's a metaphor for your struggling, your struggles being self-selective, and that you should always aim for a higher, higher method of conflict within yourself, and that death is just a metaphor for these rebirths that you experience through your individual lifetime. You should always seek a higher mode of internal conflict, which at all is.

But I like to carry Oki one. I think it's catchier, you know? It's got a better name. True. So let's go with that one. All right, thanks everybody. So true on that shit all week. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you