The Dick Show - Episode 345 - Dick on Gay Zombies

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

Building a nest in my shower, China declares a Balloon Wars, Deep Fake Brain Pornography, gay zombies and gay survival, Blackuary, the American Homeland, and Maddox on AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

My keyboard's all messed up. The last one did it. No, I spilled a bunch of beer. What's what I mean? Well, I spilled on it yesterday. We're going in Vito. We're doing a biggest problem bonus episode in black history month. Yeah.

Do you do it once a month? Yeah. Same deal here. Yeah. You say once a month, but you Yeah, do you do it once a month? Yeah. Same deal, yeah. You say once a month, but, you know, we're not really. We're not riding ourselves too hard about it. You know, Sean. Yeah, I do. We got a lot going on.

Oh, yeah, I'm drinking. Vito's thinking about losing weight. It's just a lot of stuff up in the air still. Yeah, yeah. We don't want to push ourselves too hard and burn out. Yeah, it's a, right, it's a marathon, not a sprint, as they say. That's the secret to this podcasting game.

You don't want to burn yourself out. Yeah. And end up not loving what you're doing. Right. Now, have to go get a job in advertising. Yeah, you got to go get a gym when starts to feel like work. That's when you hang it up. That's right. Yeah, you can only do so much.

You can only cover so many bonus episodes. If I don't feel funny, I just don't do it. Right. Because you'd be cheating your audience. I'd be cheating the audience. Yeah. They come to expect, they wanna have a good time. They want it, but more importantly, certainly want to know that I'm having cheating the audience. Yeah. They come to expect, they wanna have a good time, they wanna, but more importantly,

certainly wanna know that I'm having a good time. Because yeah, if it's infectious, because if I'm not having a good time, it's infectious. And if I'm not having a good time, it's infectious. Right. So we're doing our biggest problem in black history,

bonus episode, which Vita was really pushed for. Uh-huh. He texted me. I was like, well, what do you want to, what do you want it to be? The theme, and he goes, black history month. I was like, all right, I'm going to ignore that and post it on Twitter. I don't want to do black history month, isn't it? So the biggest problem in black history month, the biggest problem in black history month, you know, we're in black history. I do know that. Yes. Did you know that? I did. Did you know that? I did. God, you know what I want for Christmas? You know what I want for blacksmiths? I want to hear the joke. It's

the shortest month of the year for the rest of my life. If it's possible that I could hear black history month and they gave them the shortest month of the year. If I could hear black history month and they gave them the shortest month of the if I could hear that fucking joke Just every fucking month until I'm dead. I would believe in God. I'm so fucking happy Every time I hear that joke. Yep. I've heard it a number of times You where were you remember the first time you ever heard that fucking joke? God. I wish I had a video of that Right, so I could thank the man who told it to me the first time. I'm gonna really bitter mode. I don't know why.

I'm like drinking the IPAs. So my new, my new, my new business. My new resolution to keep myself stocked, a wash and beer, good beer and whiskey, that backfired. That was your resolution? Yeah, because I was sick of not having good beer to drink. Yeah, and I said,

reach it for the Takate and the CRISPR drawer. Yeah, I was like, well, if I don't have it in the house, then I won't drink it, right? This will cut down on the drinking. That was my theory. Well, yeah, okay. And then I said, well, now I just end up drinking a bunch of shitty beer and liquor, like,

snobs and Takate and whatever I am lying around. Cause you want to drink. Cause yeah, the problem hasn't been solved and the problem is everyone being dead. Everyone else except me. Got it. That's the problem. So you can drink in peace.

Yeah, so I can drink it. Yeah. It's without rushing myself. Right. You know, because people are bothering me. Yes. If I could just have a minute to drink in peace and focus on what I've been trying to do,

then I could have a nice, leisurely drink that doesn't take over the whole day. So that hasn't been solved. Yeah. So I said, well, fuck it. I'm just buying the good stuff then. I'm not getting stuck here. I'm not getting skunked on peppermint shops

and cake vodka that I bought as a joke to give away. And then- It's like birthday cake vodka? Yeah. What has fuck happened with birthday cake? Everything's birthday cake flavor the last couple of years. That's how women. That's what happened like birthday cake vodka. Yeah. What did the fuck happen with birthday cake? Everything's birthday cake flavored the last couple of years Women, that's like happening a birthday cake vodka birthday cake Oreos birthday cake birthday cake vodka

birthday cake birthday cake. Yeah, it's the worst It's too bad things. How is that the store? It was like chocolate flavored birthday cake, strawberry flavored birthday cake, birthday cake flavored birthday. What the hell? Yeah. What's going on here? So then I said, so I said to the guy, well I'm gonna get good beer and whiskey,

then I'm tired of drinking this dog shit. Like, you know, I was a prank on myself. Yeah, because what's it like? I'm gonna do it. It turned out that it actually was a good way to stop the drinking, than not having liquor. The plan that I devised of not having liquor in the house, actually did stop a little bit of drinking.

As I found out today. You would think a little bit. Well, I out-thunk myself. Once again, I've out-thunk myself, as I was cooking. It can happen. One armed into the shower this morning from the bed because this arm just doesn't work anymore.

Oh really? It's just cost of fucking pain. Jesus. Like this arm is in, it feels like it's like stretched. Like if you're like a mech warrior suit. Oh fucking tight in there, right? Tightest, everything's tight in here. It's not like the tendon hurts sometimes.

Like I'm doing kettlebell shit and I'm like, I fucking feel this shit, both arms in the same spot about to pop. Yeah. It hurts bad. There's a fucking, then I go on Twitter and I see some fucking thought say, why are old people so bitter? Is it just bad life choices?

And I wanted to reach through the screen and fucking throttle her. But I can't, because I break both of my fucking arms. choices and I wanted to reach through the screen and fucking throttle her. Yeah. But I can't because I break both of my fucking arms. Why are old people so bitter? Why are you so bitter? Well, you see, because it turns out, wait till you're looks paid, all the old people, you'll get it.

Yeah, then tweet to your audience of nothing. Tweet to your audience of cats, these fucking aphorisms, these fucking jackhandy thoughts that you're coming up with. So it's because the old people with all the dumb ideas died off and just became young people with the same dumb fucking ideas who have more energy than me and everything hurts. Everything you're dying faster in your body than your mind can keep up with like reverse puberty.

What was I saying? So I was upset. You know, I'd never said this to anyone, but you really ought to drink more. You can imagine if I didn't have this show to get it all, people sometimes ask, are you this, are you like this all the time? Like so angry, I'm like, no, I get it out on the weekend

and then my girlfriend's, she'll go, he's lying. He's like this all the time. So I'm crawling my no, I get it out on the weekend. And then my girlfriend is, she'll go, he's lying. He's like this all the time. So I'm crawling my way into the shower with my one good arm, which will soon be bad. And I'll have to readjust at that point and just half a commando, half a commando tearing towels out of the sink. And I fashioned myself a nest in the shower. For the first time I've ever done this.

Right. I was like, man, this is not, I'm lying in the shower. It was a new low, I'm lying in the fucking shower. And I'm not gonna be uncomfortable. I'm not gonna additionally cause myself pain. I'm taking all the fucking towels, making a pillow, and I'm making a bed in the shower. And you know what, it was the greatest 20 minutes of my life. Yeah, I believe it.

I had the whole, I had rain falling down from the ceiling, the perfect temperature, fucking blisters, perfect temperature of 102 or whatever it was. I had snaked a beer in there. I crawled with the beer that my girlfriend did get me before she'd left the house. She likes to leave the house when I'm in such a state.

Yeah, well, take the dog on a walk, a quote, walk. Yeah, you got to, I don't know, man, that's the only way I could do it is to go eat some ice cream. You gotta drink something the next morning. Oh, well, that's what I'm doing. You got me in there, it's just gonna go. It's gonna be a long day.

It's already a'm doing. You're really yummy, nerds. Just get going. It's gonna be a long day. It's already a long day. Okay. Hey. What do you think the biggest problem in Black History Month is? Sure. It's a big thing. I think it's not organized enough.

Like day one should be about slavery. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome, Red Egg. You want to get in? You love being, got it. The show runs a contest coming to you live from Mount Bunker, deep in the heart of the city of failure. Army host, Dick Mashes, and AK, the $20 million man joining is always this world touring LA based comedian Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What? What a lovely day. What a fucking

day. What time is it? Was that the show? All that complaining about things? Is that, did that at least take a substantial chunk out of the show? That was somebody's drive time. I hope, I hope somebody got in their car at home, so I fucking don't want to go to work today. I don't want to deal with whatever shit I'm doing, and they listen to that entire thing of me taking a shower, making a nest in my shower, and then they just got out and went to work, and they're like, yeah, fuck it. And they're like, his life is worse than mine. You see, honey, I don't drink that much. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Day one, MLK. So not organized enough. Not organized enough. Day one in February, what should be called Blackuary? Blackuary. And that'd be, if you're serious about Black History Month, just call it Blackuary.

January, Blackuary, April, March, like why not? Why is February? No one could spell February right anyway. So, just start it. Do it. We've added months, you're saying Caesar can add months to the calendar, but black people can't. That's not, that's fucking white supremacy.

Greek, Roman, white supremacy, whatever it is. Blackuary. Day one, MLK Day, where we all, we all were right each other that MLK was actually junior and that those aren't two different people who were giving speeches about wow. Yes, okay? That's a common mistake that not a bunch of people,

not just me didn't know. Wait, that MLK junior is the famous one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Martin Luther came to me saying MLK, they're actually talking about him. And that's not because we're different guys. Yeah, because it's not stupid to think. He should just universally be referred to as junior like Indiana Jones. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. We named the dog Indiana. You were named after a dog. I love that dog. I got a lot of fond memories of that dog. So day one, MLK, look it off of Blackuary, day two slavery. I don't know, day two. Day two, like Blackuary II, we talk all about some kind of teas. Well, I'm

okay. What do you mean? We talk about slavery on day 29. No, because then the black year, leap black year is going to fuck it up. If you have, I'm, what I'm February 29, you talk about super slavery that doesn't make any sense, Sean. Well, no, you got to, you got to maybe devote a week or so, but you got to keep them right. Right. Well, I mean, that's too much to have to do more than a day, right? I mean, there's more to black history than slavery. Yeah, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're talking to have been more things because black history month is, is in this

country. We're talking uniquely, I don't give a fuck about any other country, but America fair enough, only because it's a, a standard for me. I actually hate America. What we'll come at. You want to know fucking something? Do you want to know what we'll kind of do? Was about fucking black people fighting Mexican people.

I tried to water Mexicans. Dude, I tried to watch it. Me too. It's so bad. You can't, I didn't think that a major franchise could put out a movie that bad. It was fucking just, and you know what? I mean, the first one's highly overrated.

I mean, but whatever. It's like, what is it? It's an superhero movie, whatever. But it's like, I mean, see, I don't even really like it. I'm the bus, get off the bus. You're fucking superhero, right? Okay. I don't, I don't even, I don't even really like those movies.

No one with them who is a half-wit, could like those duck shit movies. You know, I mean, like some of them are more entertaining than others, but Iron Man was good, the first one. Yeah, totally. I know what I watch him, I just like, wow, put it on. Yeah, the first fucking penis man, what the, I'm a fucking man guy.

I got the first Guardians was great. I mean too. It was fun, I know the jokes are coming. I didn't like Ant-Man as much, but. What the fuck, why? Guardians was great. I mean too. It was fun. I know the jokes are coming. I didn't like Ant-Man as much, but. What the fuck why? It was okay. I don't know, I just don't care about Ant-Man. Because you don't understand the science

of like shrinking the quantum verse and stuff. That's why I like this. Yes, exactly. But yeah, I mean, what a, I mean, I got, I think I got uh... maybe a slightly less than half way i'm like i can't do this anymore as soon as i saw those fucking water mexicans wiggling around out of the ocean i said you fucking kidding me

you're picking up and water mexicans again space black people in this movie you got a lot of fucking nerve you hollywood white people who made this movie you fucking ass have been making us fight over scraps for fucking decades And now we got to fight over imaginary scraps, fucking vibranium or whatever the fuck this shit is You got fucking water Mexicans playing a hip basketball underwater under the sea, fighting a bunch of space black people, fuck you You gotta be fucking kidding me. I like how the queen goes to the UN or whatever and they're like, hey, you haven't followed up on any of those treaties you signed. No intention of following up on anything that I put my John Hancock to. Oh man.

What was the one that I laughed out loud when the furt, when they're in, you know, Wakanda or whatever, they're in the fucking palace or whatever shit. And that fucking guy who's all gung ho to like the monkey guy. I mean, he's saying he's like guerrilla man or something. Yeah, he's like, he makes fucking monkey noises. Dude, I said the same thing. I'm like, he makes the animal girlfriend. I'm like, wait, what?

I was like, wait, what? She's like, no, that's how they make fun of each other. They did it in the first movie. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I don't remember that They literally it made eight noises at each other now, but he comes I'm like what the fuck was that I'm like dude he comes in eating a slim gym That's his first scene in the movie. He that's how he makes it He walks in and he's taking a bite of a fucking pepperoni stick. I was like

They have pepperoni sticks and what kind of and then there's fucking and then there's then there's like They're going to happen black tea month everyone MIT to save the fucking dude the hood rat genius I'm right. I mean like yeah, yeah, okay, whatever. Like yeah, like I'm a sassy young black woman. No one will ever take you seriously. You are. Yeah. Okay. I built an Iron Man suit. Don't. I mean, sucks. It's like rigged in some sort of way.

That's not as good as the original. But oh my god, then they're going. I think that character was created in like 2016 too. Dude and then when they're going like, oh, we've we've from it Wakanda. Oh, hi, we've from Wakanda. Yeah. And she's like, I'm going to go infiltrate the university. Yeah. She's like, you'll never fit in. And she goes, oh, you watch me. what? What's your fucking normal? That's fucking very racist what you're doing. You're not fucking, there's no way you're from Africa. Like that's like me doing it. Right.

But you got fucking racist mix, water Mexicans around anyway. Ah, boys, hello. You're just my people we didn't do the water. I've, I've hunted it a year ago. Yeah. My name is Samoa, I know I'm more. Yeah, Samoa. You're My name is Jamour. No, I'm more. Yeah. Jamoury.

Join your Stanley car. This is so, this is fucked. This is like bad racism. I love good racism. If you make a joke around me that's racist and it's not good, I will say no. Get away. Boo. It was more offensive because you made it, because it's just racism.

Yeah. And that's what this is. It was. There was the flattest joke I've ever heard. That has to be the least charismatic villain like in the history of those those movies. Was he the bad guy, the Mexican guy? I don't fucking know. I said, no, I'm not I'm not rooting against. I'm a fucking water Mexican in a fucking race war. Right. I'm sorry, but I don't care what he did. I'm not fucking rooting against. I'm not fucking water Mexican in a fucking race war. I'm sorry, but I don't care what he did. I'm not fucking rooting against the water Mexicans here. Go fuck yourselves.

I'm rooting against the CIA, like normal. That's who fucking caused this, the fucking CIA. Right. Right. That has to be the flattest joke I've ever seen in a movie like this where it takes the princess hostage or whatever, and she's, blah, blah, blah. To keep me, I'd love to see your kingdom and stuff.

And he's like, well, the depths will crush your bones and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. That's a little rapie, bro. Or you could wear a suit. It's like, I'm like, that was humor. Sure. Or you could wear, you know, or you could wear a suit. Out of, as a bad joke.

And everything was super serious right around that point. I mean, just flat as fucking could be. I have suits anyway. Well, that was not those fucking, oh god. What am I supposed to be a part of this? You can't even look on the call-ger, yeah. They're like this isolationist thing. They have this, they're lazy.

They have this fucking element or whatever that like, you know, the vibranium. Yeah, like they use in fucking toothpaste everywhere, right? They use in fucking toothpaste, right? And it's beef jerky. Yeah, whatever, everything's fucking vibranium. Yeah. It's like, hey, you know all those fucking starving third world

countries around us? Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Yeah. So anyway, day two, slavery of Blackuary, day three, prison, no problem. Never. Never.

Yeah. But I can't probably get this through either, can I? Because they're going to think it's another Mexican attack on blackness. Oh, God. I was stunned. I was stunned. Just a whole day celebrating bull cause. What are you with?

Oh, Jay. Day five. Oh, Jay is guilty. And it was awesome. Oh, Jay is guilty. And it was white women. That's the thing. whole day celebrating Bokas. What are you going with, OJ? Day five, OJ is guilty and it was awesome. OJ is guilty and it was white women. That's the whole day of shitting on white women because you could shit on women too. It's not, I'm, you have to say white women,

but it's really all women, John, right? Just doing stuff that we're talking about. It's all women are white. Yeah. Ah, these fucking women. They're always such horrors, spending our money, white women I mean. And then I was like, yeah.

Yeah, he said white, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Day six, probably like Jackie Robinson. Day six Jackie Robinson, yeah. And then day seven, black Israelites, space black people, like weird stuff. Black people invented everything, you know.

Right. Computer. So Washington Carver's got to be peanuts in there. He invented peanuts. We do have a whole day of like retarded bullshit. Yeah. I hate, I don't know. I'm probably forgot about Black history month by then.

Then people are like, why do we call it Black? You're like, well, it's because it's actually Black history month. There's still the name reminds you. Yeah. Okay. You're onto something. I'm sick of February already. Just like the name of it.

I hate it as a child and older I get the more I hate February. It's so fucking, you know, just Blacky were you. That's cooler. Um, kind of it's, you know, same syllables and you don't have to mess with that where that R is in the word, you know. Always capitalized, easy to remember. Oh, there you go.

Yeah. Did you see that balloon? That Chinese balloon? Yeah. Wasn't that cool? Yeah. How cool of those Chinese people to do that? I mean, that's...

Hey, we lost the balloon! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sally!'s... We lost the balloon. Yeah. Yeah. Sully. All right. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm bad.

So you're not Chinese, you know. Oh, yeah. It's actually it's Chang-Steen, but... You think they got more of those guys floating around? Maybe. I mean, yeah. But, you know, maybe. But we played Trance Flag on it.

Everybody ever gets shot down. Everybody. Yeah. Here's up around all countries have some flag We got the spike the black people spike on it and everything. Fuck you. Yeah, can't shoot it down We're not Russia. We are fucking nuts flying on you Paul at all. Oh really we just shut down a you too Yeah, yeah, we got the guy. Yeah. We got the guy. We got the guy. We got the guy, well, every country. Well, guys, by like a billions of dollars playing, we got, we shot it down in the 50s.

Yeah, man, no, we're not doing shit. Everybody has an embarrassing international incident where they get caught. Yeah, you fucking, yeah, got me. It's so fucking annoying. No, no, how fucking dare you. It's all like, you know, my reaction is like, well, it's, I know it's a scam

cause like the government's talking. So they just wanted to fly an F-22 out there. It's like a, like a Chinese space balloon, like how the fucking care? Yeah, oh, are the, what are the Chinese gonna find out that I'm not paying taxes? Oh, then I'd really be fucked, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, we gotta take that thing down. We gotta take that like why? Yeah. What are they gonna do? Figure out which model of TV that we like more that they're making so they can make a better of it? Like who the fuck, who cares? What other countries?

Guys are like, guys are like, they're whole self-identity and like macho factor. Oh God. Is dependent upon another country of assholes who have other assholes that they're oppressing all day sending a gaze by balloon over to our country and by accident. Right? I mean, I don't give a fuck about, I don't give a fuck what China is sending over here because they can't do anything, if they come, hey, you didn't pay taxes this year.

I'm like, yeah, fuck you. I don't have to, you put it in the price of your products, like normal. I don't know about the fucking US government. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sending back to Alaska to prison. It was a, not that. It was over military installations, wasn't it?

I mean, like Montana, you know, you got to get a shit up there. You can fuck up. Good, fuck up. Well, put us a government stuff so they stop bothering me. You have that. I mean, you have to, you always have to assume that you're being spied on so it's like,

you know, I doubt they're leaving top secret shit on the runway, you know. It's on the fucking phone. They're making all the chips in the goddamn phone. Like I'm sure, as I'm, as I'm reading people upset about the Chinese fucking spy baller, I'm getting ads on Instagram for fucking weather balloons. Oh wow.

Yeah, we, we We will fucking verify. I'm giving away all fucking privacy. Maybe the Chinese can tell me, maybe they can put a stop to, maybe they can find some of my money and you crane and send it back. It's like, hi, Chinese spy balloon. I'm missing a bunch of my money.

Yeah. Get right on that. There's fucking morons or two busy worried about trans kids cutting their kids off. I'm kind of for a good beer. Yeah. Can you tell me where my keys are? Yeah. Please.

Right. Yep. I can't believe it. Oh, there's Chinese sitting there. What the fuck do you care what the Chinese are fucking doing? You know what? I mean, with, I don't know, just from my experience, you know, they could have maybe not driven the balloon very well.

Wait, I got to give Maddox. Maddox is being a fucking idiot. Does he weigh in on? Yeah, you weighed in on the Chinese spy balloon. Let me see. People don't know this, but like if it came near my house, I would fly, I would levitate up to it and punch it. That's right. I take my bike up there. Yeah.

Yeah, let me find the Maddox one. He had a bunch of, he had a bunch of gems this week. Now that he's retired from a bananaing. Yeah. He can be serious. He's back to being a thought leader. That was satire. Uh, that's an AI one, which I'm sure he totally understands. Oh, dude. Okay, I'll read his AI one in a second. By the way, support the show on Backed Buy. Backed Buy decentralized Patreon. How's it doing?

Good. Awesome. Yeah, we got total. The system's got like 800 bucks or something processing. All right, good for just five. It's been an existence for a nanosetting. Yeah. We're trying to make it easy. Like we're gonna a nanosecond. Yeah. We're trying to make it easy.

We're going to get credit cards working. We're trying to make it as seamless as possible, which is what we've talked about. Everybody, nobody wants to do even, or remember one extra thing. It's like, fuck. Remembering. Yeah.

Well, that's what I mean. Yeah. Oh, yeah, here's Maddox. Is it a spy balloon? Why wouldn't a country send up their most sensitive and expensive equipment, a loft, what a loft of balloon that can't be controlled, is vulnerable to things like small gusts of wind and is very large and conspicuous. It's most likely a spy balloon, Occam's razor. I think he's being sarcastic, right?

Yeah, he's, yeah, he's not any good at it. Well, he doesn't really understand it. Yeah. So is he saying it's a spy balloon? And then he's saying, okay, look at the Occam's razor. I wouldn't as country send up their most sensitive data equipment, a loft, a loft of balloon that can't be controlled. Balloons can be controlled.

Like there's a hundred miles between us in space. There's winds going, anyway, you want to win to go in the atmosphere, there's a way to go in. You just gotta go to the right of the height. Yeah, sure. Easy. Fucking more on. You know, it also, I love the height. Yeah, yeah, sure. Easy. Mm-hmm. Fucking moron. Um, you know, it also I love the guy.

Can the can something like that be can like, you know, inflated, deflated, like, I mean, like, I didn't, yeah, I mean, it gets bigger is the air pressure. No, the high reason it goes, yeah, which is why they pop. Yeah. But it's like, but how do you get it? I mean, if you want it controlled by the weather balloons have like a range that can be in before they pop. But you just like change the ballast and go, where am I? Well, that's what I mean. Yeah, you can do it.

Yeah. Is vulnerable to things like small gusts of wind. Small. Motherfucker is fucking 100,000 feet in the air. What the hell are you talking about? I think it wasn't a 66,000 or something like that. Yeah. It was below like where like the SR71 would fly and stuff, but it was, you know, it's way up.

I mean, I could shoot that down. Double a commercial airliner, you know, more or less. Yeah. Remember that guy that was in a lawn chair and launched himself into space in LA? I always wanted to be that guy. Yeah. That was cool. You got fine for that.

It's 1,400 bucks or something. Yeah. We're unlicensed ballooning. Yeah. That's a good way to get a chase. Chase six, like a genuine six. I forget how did he get down? It eventually just deflated, because he dropped his,

there was a guy in LA if you don't know that they wanted to go on like 10 years ago, maybe, or something or really. I think it might have been a little more. Longer than that, yeah. 20 years. So he tied a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair. And then he had a 22 rifle that he was going to shoot.

He was going to shoot them to control. Right. In case he got too high. It's, yeah. And then they fucked up on the rope and it just shot up like into space. Like it shot up like to 16,000 feet. Dude, in like 30 seconds. 16,000 were reporting. Airplanes were saying he had a radio. Dude's going to, I mean radio. You basically see level the 16,000 feet.

You know, I mean, people fucking, it's not, you're not going to go to an oxygen tank. Hypocsic, but oh, did he? I think so. Yeah. I know they say, if you took someone, because you know, you climb like really high mountains, you have to acclimatize. Like you spend like months going up, part of Everest or going up a neighboring mountain, and then you spend a little longer there

and then you go down and then you reach, and so it's like, if you take somebody, I think from sea level and put them on the top of Everest, they're unconscious and like, unconfirmed away. Under a minute, you're dead shortly after. Like those ads that like you can't cut. So he gets up there.

If he gets up there, I mean, he's, you know, you go hypoxic. So Maddox is not a spy balloon. He's fucking stupid. There's a ton of like actual scientists do data research on the South Pole. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And balloons because it gets high enough for them to do their research and it's like easier to track them down because the orbit is interesting just around the South Pole. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, doing that stuff.

That's what I know you've mentioned that like you know about stuff and the in Antarctic and stuff, right? I mean because it's I think we argued with the with the flat earth guys Those guys are cool though Flight stands I mean Yeah, yeah, you can't fly in hard I know a guy who lived there and he's not a good liar. So I'm pretty sure. Here's Maddox on AI.

Oh God, shoe on head was making fun of Maddox too. Shoe on head. I don't know his girl. Girl, talk about politics. Like shoe on head. Shoe on head. Okay. She's reviewing guys living spaces

and somebody sent her Maddox's slime with the fucking, yeah. Ha ha ha ha. The sharks on the wall like he's eight. Ha ha ha. Okay, here's what he says. So if AI is a product, many people are charging for it and marketing helps sell that product, and AI can convincingly emulate human engagement with bots.

Couldn't AI build its own marketing hype to raise its value? And if AI valuation gets high enough, AI could use bots to speculate on stocks and crypto, fueling its own pump and dump, knowing exactly when to buy and crypto, fueling its own pump and dump, knowing exactly when to buy and sell because it controls the market. Inflating artificially, selling. That's how SkyNet happens.

Takes over our monetary system. Yeah, with marketing bots. Right. Leading to the collapse of our financial system, it could happen in the next two to five years. If AI continues improving exponentially, maybe sooner. So what I'm going to hear in the next two to five years or sooner, right? This could happen. Right. What a fucking prognostication. Wow, that sounds pretty bad. When could it happen next two to five years or sooner? What I want to know is like, who did he, who said this?

Where did he read this? No, nowhere. No one would come up with something so idiotic. I think so, somebody else would come up with something so idiotic and he's kind of restating it for you. Yeah, because he's using, he's using a lot of, you know, a lot of terms that I'm sure he knows nothing about. Yeah, no, he knows nothing about any of these terms.

I mean, he's describing what the Federal Reserve does by raising and lowering interest rates. Yeah. Right. If he knew at all, like what he's describing is not really that complicated to do. Right. It's what banks do. Like they're always putting out bullshit, but on Bitcoin or crypto or stocks or whatever. And then, oh, wow, look at that.

Welcome to Cove. The next two to five years though, he's really, dun dun dun. He's really got his finger on his on the pulse. He does, isn't he? There. You watched that show the last of us?

No, that's after the video game, right? Yeah. No, I haven't seen it. I don't remember there being like a big 20 year gay love story in the video game There's a there's a 20 year gay love story and dude Dude Hollywood Dude that's out three bro. Episode three. Hey like that guy and that little girl. They're establishing their relationship Here's a big old gay the notebook for you. What do you think about that? It's just it's so embarrassing like it. How can it at least both of them are white? I mean, they could have been worse. Oh, groundbreaking groundbreaking gay shit on HBO. Like mother, I remember Oz, all right? There was a whole show about gay shit on HBO 20 years ago.

11th of the day. Gay gay gay gay. This is a fucking new for HBO. Tell me when they put a hot lesbian, so I gotta go to cinemax for that shit to see a couple hot broads making out. All fat gay guys having sex, that's an HBO staple since the 90s.

Wake the fuck up. What were you saying about the video Hollywood? I mean, it's embarrassing, just the pandering. It's so transparent. And people like, I'm not watching these people who are creating it. People creating it. Know that and everybody underneath is like, how brave.

I mean, just like there's people who work for the company lower down who are just completely like we're doing the Lord's work. We're doing it. Yeah. We're doing the Lord's work. Yeah, it's like guys had eyes. We watched, we're not homophobic.

We watched a whole show about gay sex. I know, it's true. They loved each other. It's true. It was like soap opera, but all men, it was actually better than any other show because there's no women in it. That was a weird I know, true. They loved each other. It's true. It was like so popper, but all men, it was actually better than any, any other show because there's no women in it. That was a weird ass show, man. But yeah, you're right. Not homophobic. I just, yeah. There's just number one, nose on these, his ovishow. Number two, it has Nick Offerman, you know,

Parks and Rec. He's a gay guy, standing in the middle of the fucking street, shooting at bad guys with a bolt action rifle with a gigantic $3,000 scope on it that he's not using. So I guess if you're a, I guess if you're gay, I don't know if that's because he's gay, he has laser vision like a hawk. Well, he's shooting at guys that are burning on his electrified fence. He's standing out in the middle of the fucking street, not using a cover, not using a scope, using a fucking bolt action rifle. I'm like, well, I don't want to say it,

but is he doing this because he's gay? Because he should he should be behind a car, at least, he's the most best at being a survivalist in the fucking whole world. But he stands in the middle of fucking street with a bolt action rifle and he's got a Uzi's right there you could see, right downstairs, tons of guns going up the ass, literally going up the ass, probably too easy.

Standing in the middle of the fucking street and then he gets shot. Oh yeah. And his gay lover, the bad guys, that are burning to death. For some reason they're, they're burning to death and they're still shooting. Right, right, right.

Which is, I mean, Oh yeah, these are not zombies, these are bad guys. Not one zombie. Wow, okay. Well, a whole episode. And his gay lover comes out and when he gets shot and says, oh, here honey, I'll take you inside.

Yeah. And then he's like, what about the bad honey, I'll take you inside. Yeah. And then he's like, what about the bad guys? It should have been behind the car. Gay lovers. Tons of, tons of stuff to be hiding behind. Yeah. Gay lovers says, oh, don't worry, the fence will get them. And I'm sitting here going, what the fuck does that mean?

What do you mean the fence will get them? Right. Why was he shooting there then? Out of the middle of nowhere with no cover. Didn't have much faith in the fence. And the fence clearly the fence is a problem. Yeah. Maybe you should get a better fence. Maybe you guys should concentrate a little bit more on the survival aspect of your gay love story. Okay. Yeah. We get it. They're gay. Yeah. Fine. Great. Yeah. It's just what about the shooting part?

What about all the zombie shit? It's just that it's done. Just give me a little bit of zombie shit, okay? He's a mad fucking booby trapper, got all kinds of booby traps, and all I'm learning is that he's standing in the middle of the street. Yeah.

Shooting at clouds. Just do it well. The most offensive thing to me is that, is that it's never done well. It gets you over the head. All you have to do is write a good story with interesting characters and 90 fucking percent of people. There's going to be some people are like, I'm not watching that's gay shit. Other people are like, what a fucking great movie, bro, it can be done. Have the gay lover who is the woman one, come out and distract him and get hurt. And then he sacrifices himself to save the other one and get shot. It's so fucking easy.

Yeah, it's a fucking easy to manipulate emotions no matter what. It's just so fucking obvious that she would never fly in a straight love story. Yeah. Never. Get a whole episode about two hot people about a straight, hot couple doing it, everyone fucking hate it because it's gay, you do whatever they want.

It's make the crappiest zombie love story ever. You haven't, if you really are for gay rights and everything like, as you know know studio heads, you have to I don't want you you owe it to the movement to make something good gay survivalist. All right, not this just lowest common denominator fucking absolute dog shit. They're playing gay piano for each other and no one says, hey, maybe we shouldn't play gay piano because of all the fucking zombies and stuff. Yeah, they're out there yelling, skinnerd.

Yeah, we're playing Linda Ronstad or some shit. I'm like, Hey, uh, what are you fucking? Uh, gay guys want to stop playing fucking piano? What's zombie's gonna fucking hear that shit? Yeah. They're just like, Oh, we're fucking getting out over here. So my dad's, my dad walks the first two episodes. He's like, wow, I really like the show.

And my sister says, oh, you're gonna love episode three. It's like nothing I've seen on television. And he's like, oh, I can't wait to see it. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. Just, just do it. Because the fucking, the survivalism inconsistencies

will drive him insane. Yeah, where the fuck is the story? Right. What the fuck the fuck is the story? Right. What the fuck did I just watch here? Right. Uh, it's like they just stop after that. You know what, they're gonna be gay. Okay, we're done.

We're done here. Gay in the video game. Good work. It was fine. Yeah. Now they're all pissed off. Like, oh, people just can't accept a gay fucking loss. Like, no, they're gay in the game.

There's fine. It's exept. We loved it in the game, dude. The fucking fine. We left us bitch. Yeah, the first thing It's like no people hate people hate shit like that because it's done Poorly that's the fucking reason black water mech water Mexicans and black space people I hate that. I hate that when you get slagged off is something because that's all the person can see. I'll suck a cock to undo that episode actually. Put the main guy in it.

Who's an ally now? He's an ally. Hold on. It's just, oh my god. It's like, yep, that must be it. Couldn't have any other reason for something to do. I'm not going to do that. Put the main guy in it. Who's an ally now? Who's an ally? Hold on. Yeah. It's just, oh my God. It's like, yep, that must be it.

Couldn't have any other reason for saying it's shit. Middle of the fucking street. Definitely racist. Here we go, maleficient. Definitely homophobic. With a bolt-action rifle. Like, what the fuck? Yeah.

What kind of guns do you have? Just do it. Do something that is, you basically universally acknowledge this being good around the world. Yeah. Then you can probably point out who fucking might have some feelings. Some feelings. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guarantee you, it's not going to be as many people as you think. Probably gay people probably get more bullshit from like their own side than they do from straight people anymore. Like gay people probably get more bullshit for like, you have to wear the ribbon, that kind of shit. Like, what's your pronouns? Like imagine being a gay guy, and you busted your ass literally for 50 years,

trying to get like gay, I mean, I don't even think, I think it would be a fucking pain in the ass to get gay married. Putting gay marriage on those guys, would fucking suck for me. It sucks for half of them. I fucking know half of gay people like, oh, great.

Well, it's fucking old. No, he's gonna be married involved. Now there's gonna be a fucking problem. We gotta go through divorce court. We're gonna share custody of the fucking dog, right? It's a conversation that men and women have hated having for millennia. Now you guys get to have it too.

Fuck you. Anywhere for what you wish for. They have, I guarantee you, they get more bullshit from their own side. About, about the movement. Yeah, because they get crammed in with all like, well, kids are trans and should give you like, what the fuck? Yeah.

No. What? You get your own movement. It's your own fucking thing. Yeah. Who gets your own flag? Don't forgive us or you're dumb. Well, well, I don't know. Let's see. What did I cover today? Black issues. Yeah. Who gets your own flag? Don't forgive us or your dumb. Well, well, I don't know. Let's see. What did I cover today? Black issues.

Yeah. The Mexican one I'm sure I'm right on. Sure. Cause they do that. It's so so manipulative. They always make black people and Mexicans fight over the same handouts. Maddox talking about dumb shit. Yeah. Oh, there was a bunch of deep fake. Yeah. Fucking crying this week. Oh, really? Yeah, all these dumpy whores are upset that people are mad using computers to imagine them naked. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Jay Leno. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here's a month for you, Kevin. No. Ah, ah, yeah. Oh, here's mine for you, Kevin. The computer put me in the big old tits naked. What do you think about that? Somebody was gonna call in an argue with me about it. Let me see.

About what? Asher wise. About the deep fakes? Or about the deep fakes? Hey. What's your about the deep fakes? I don't know, a bunch of people said they wanted to argue with me this week. Really?

I mean, to take on deepfakes, I mean, fuck them, like deepfakes. You know what someone fucking told me? What? I said, they said, well, you know, I said, oh man, it's like a deepfake. It's like a, it's like a, you just like imagine stuff, right? It's like if you were a good artist, but you're not. Like, right? You can just like imagine it, right? It's like if you were a good artist, but you're not. Like, right, you can just like imagine it in your mind computer.

Like, oh, I'm imagining Sean sucking a whole bunch of cocks. Oh, wow, man, what a fucking crazy world this is, technology. I can now use the computer power of my mind to imagine Sean sucking a whole bunch of cocks, right? Wow, the 21st century, and this guy says to me, yeah, but it's never, yeah, but never before has it been possible to put your imagination in a form where you could sell it.

See it? Sell it. Never before. Never before. That's a fucking book you retarded asshole. What the fuck are you talking about? What is it? That's never been possible.

Doesn't that art through it? That's art of it drawing on a fucking wall using DimDom from fucking 10,000 BC. What is he doing? Drawing a bunch of cows on the fucking wall. And guys going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's never been possible to do that before. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

That's art you putts, you schmuck, you fucking idiot. Here's the, okay, here's the, here's the old man. I'm just gonna talk right now. Okay. I have noticed that in millennials, yeah, it all was invented for them. Nothing really existed, and that's a generalization, obviously.

Yeah. Nothing, they were like, it was the big bang, they came, everything came after that. We've been able to transmit our thoughts from one person to another. What the fuck? It's like language is not interested in history. A bug. Unless it's probably...

It's produced a bug. Unless it's something that directly concerns them either socially or economically, then maybe they go back. But as far as like... it's never happened before. Culture, art, all that kind of stuff, nothing happened before that. You're literally putting your thoughts and then over and over and over and over

and transmitting them to me on a fucking computer right now, you shithead. Fucking you sit there and say, it's never been possible to transmit our imagination, our thought from one person or another. You're fucking doing it right now. Could that have been the most sarcastic statement ever. No, because there's thousands of doubt.

Because it's never been possible to, you know. There's thousands of them out there saying, all these deep fakes, you shouldn't be able to sexualize someone without their consent. Bitch, I'm fucking doing it. I'm sexualizing you in my mind, non-consensually. Right now. Right. Yeah. Welcome to being a fucking human. Yeah, welcome to the human race

That is not yeah, I'm sexualizing so many people welcome without their consent right I'm gonna do it again and again and again and there's nothing wrong with it actually right I'm gonna go out in the limb and say there's nothing And hey man. Yeah, it's our deal. It's for fucking fun. I'm not in the limb and say there's nothing in it. It's not DNA, man. Yeah. It's our DNA. I want you to do it for fucking fun. I'm imagining someone. I'm imagining you get run over by a fucking car right now and I'm fucking getting off on a big time. Look, fucking welcome to the human race. Yeah.

Fuck you. Non-consensually. Don't cram that fucking word in there. Yeah. That's called rape. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

You're non-consensually. Right. You're like soft selling it. I'm nonconsensually imagining you can get with a fucking hammer for what you're saying about rape. You bitch. The salt and battery. Yeah, I get it. I see you asked you talking, but I don't know. Hi, hi, what did you want to argue with me

or do I have an argument penciled in for someone else? It's not necessarily arguing. It's more just explaining why deep fakes are in the news now. Okay. So there was the streamer named Atriak who before this, I had followed for about two years. He did mostly like marketing stuff. He was mostly known because he was friends with a Ludwig who... Oh, a Ludwig.

He's the gay Ludwig. You know any Ludwig's? I mean, there's a lot of Ludwigs. There's Beethoven. Okay, wait, let me play this video because it's self-honny. I got to play it. I got to play it for Sean. I know why you're seeing it.

Sean, this is a guy. This is a streamer who got caught like looking at deep fakes of other streamers naked. So he gave this apology like with his mom back there, and he's crying about, what? I looked at the naked drawings. Bro, he's crying. He's fucking crying because he looked at naked drawings

of people here. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna play it. Fix his life's over. You know, I've been watching so much fucking, I've been reading so much fucking AI stuff. We know all this fucking stuff about AI and... Bro, his interest in science is what drove him to look at the deep fake pornographic of, born of gravity, drawings. Okay, I'll be fair.

So on his channel, he's been talking about AI a lot lately. You know, he's talking about that GPC and everything. Yeah, but it's a dumb excuse. The worst excuse possible. Okay, here's why you just put a bomb back there. That's his wife. I'm just saying mom. Okay, I got to dump that bitch, man.

You got to dump that bitch. You can't dump those glasses. She's a look at her. She looks like like an ugly lily from Frazier. Why is she on the show? I don't know. No, she's not on the show.

She's just his wife. He sometimes has her. Come on stream. I mean, why is she here? That's what I mean. That's calculated to me. For what? To get the sympathy. Like, look, I'm a good guy.

I'm married. She's crying too. She's crying too. I don't see a crying wife. It's a sympathy ploy. I made a huge mistake. But it's not like I'm not looking at myself. But both of us, she should be like standing there like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like strong

though, not crying. Right. If she wants to be like, marketing, she should jump in and pile on, you know, yeah, he's above. Right. He's done a terrible, terrible thing. Can you imagine if she just said that? In the, in the stream, this clip is from, she comes on the stream because he invites her,

and he's like, hey, do you want to say anything? And she clearly does not want to say shit. Yeah, because she's talking. Yeah. Yeah. Well, she basically says, yeah, you know, it's okay. I, the paywall thing, I've seen him click paywall all the time. I completely believe he did this in a second.

Yeah, just, I mean, I don't care if he did it like regularly. Yeah, let me see those computer drawings. Yeah, according to him, he's like, this was a one time thing. Why? What's he doing? Fuck dumb. I know. He's so fucked up.

Okay, let me play it. It's crazy that people, can you imagine if you got caught? I really don't understand. I can't relate to it. I can't relate to like, do these people think that this literally is breaking into someone's house, dragging their wife out and raping her.

It's the same fucking thing to some people. It's insane. Dude, that is insanity. It's because we are supported on this show by people who pay money for the show. So we can say what we actually think. But these, like we do. But these guys are supported by like, people who just watch their show. So we can say what we actually think. But these like we do. But these guys are supported by like people who just watched their show. So they have to pander to like the dumbest

pot. I mean, I can't even imagine. Yeah. Sorry. No, it's like he's fucking killed me. He's crying because of the financial impact. He's crying and he'll be terror that they're gonna like that's something. Everything away. Yeah, they'll like, well, you guys are going to stop watching me, right? Like, there's no fucking way he feels, no fucking person could feel like this. I mean, I, I think some people could just be in kind of as indoctrinated as it is right now. Yeah, but people in our generation, like, well, no fucking kidding me, like, on kidding me. Like, on a computer?

On a computer? On a computer, wait, this doesn't involve any children, right? No, okay. Oh, yeah. Swale children. What's the problem? Some bitch said that she developed like body dysmorphia because she's okay on a deep thing.

Go ahead, go ahead. Wait, can we watch the crying first? Hold on, let's watch the crying first. and then I'll let you talk. Sorry. You know, I've been watching so much fucking, I've been reading so much fucking AI stuff. I've got 10 AI. Got 10 AI. Got 10 AI and stuff about AI and, and there you go. And fucking, deep fake music, deep fake art and everything. And I'm in these fucking disc

chords. And I was, I should feel so embarrassing to admit. But I was on fucking porn hub. Dude, I was on a fucking regular ass normal website. And the simsons came up. If you add on every fucking video for this fucking, so I know other people must be clicking it because it's on every fucking video. I'm just fucking defecting and then I click it

and I'm fucking in this fucking rabbit hole and that 2am I fucking, I don't know. I'm really serious and I click something. And it's just fucking, don't know. I started it six p.m. and I clicked something and I, it's just fucking, it's gross. It's gross and I'm sorry. I'm really him. I'm from now you come, yeah. It's not, I don't know.

It's embarrassing. He'll be come. This is embarrassing. But I just really wanna get a grow, it's not like a fucking pattern of behavior. You have a, I'm the one who's not, what is it's not like a fucking pattern of behavior. You have a, I don't know what's going to say. Okay, that's the video. Go ahead, Andrew.

Big of a say. So the reason that one blonde lady is talking about how she developed body dysmorphia, I'm not going to speak to whatever she's going through, But she is, she did bake the cakes at this atriox wedding. You know, like she did that for free too. She's like a good friend of him. Oh, that one they got brought up earlier. Yeah. It's his girlfriend.

And she like deep fake porn of her was on that website. And he's a good man at this streamer's wedding again. So like it all comes back to this guy fucked up his friendships too. Like he paid for porn, for porn site that had his friends on it. Man, if you're a woman, I just want everybody to be paid for it. Yes, $20. So he really wanted in. He didn't just trip and fall into a rabbit hole.

You know, if you're a woman out there, if you're a woman out there, every fucking guy you've ever interacted with has imagined you naked. Let me just go ahead and dispel that. It's, I guess, like, I'm having to cut down. I'm having to cut down my expectations of people every day. If you're a woman and you talk to a guy, he has imagined you naked. Just go ahead and just understand it. 20 bucks, five bucks, free.

Does it matter? Sometimes it's like for the good reason. Sometimes it's for no reason. How many beers? Yeah, but you're still imagining your naked. You're like, huh, okay, this is what I think she looks like. How many beers? Yeah, but you're still imagining your naked. You're like, huh, what do you think? This is what I think she looks like. Probably as a team.

How many beers? Because the clothes are weird. I kind of like these clothes. Unnatural. Wonder what kind of titties you got into there. Well, someone will see them. Maybe me. You never know.

No, never say never. So the women that are complaining about this are all related to this poor bastard. Yeah. Not not not family, but like they work with him. Like the, the people in the headline originally were Pokemon and Maya Higa. And Maya Higa, he's met. She's friends with again, the blonde woman who was crying in that other video. You know, it's just, he dug a big hole for himself. He's since basically left the internet. He stopped streaming. He stepped down from the company.

He made with Ludwig and another friend of mine. He stepped down from a company? Okay, okay, here's the funny thing. So he quit his job at Nividia, okay. To start a company with his friends Ludwig and Stan's. And Stan, this did happen. So he stepped out from this company he created. Yeah. That is named after him.

It's called off brand. His name is Brandon. So he like did like an on brand brand off type thing. What the fuck is wrong with these guys? What are you saying? What's wrong with people? You know, I mean, you think it's as dumb as I do? I, it's very, oh, I would I saw that.

Because you're very liberal around. I'm not that laugh. You're super liberal. I, I'm, I don't, well, super liberal for this show. Super, super liberal for this show is like reasonable. That's left of left. If you're like a reasonable person, you're super liberal on this show. Very liberal.

Do you think all people should be extinct? Very liberal. Is he still there? Yeah, I'm still there. Yeah. What do you think about this deep fig nonsense? I okay, so because it's like a streamer who I've been watching for two years and he never gave me the impression he would do this. It's been like very awkward, especially since I was in his discord. Wait, what's this? Is this crime? Yeah.

Is this what do you mean when he say you never, he never gave you impression that he would do this? Do you mean crying about looking at deep fakes or looking at deep fakes? No, like looking at deep fake porn. I didn't think he would. I'm everyone would though. I don't. And I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I hate for it. Especially if it were my friends. That was even more of a reason to look. If somebody deep fakes Sean for 20 bucks, I'm going, I got to pay for it. Oh, especially if it were my friends. That was even more of a reason to look. If somebody deep-fixed Sean for 20 bucks, I'm going, I got to pay for that. Yeah, let me see too. I would. Yeah, I would. I'm sure it'd be, I'm sure it'd be much better. I feel like if you're, if you're like a woman who's been streaming for like a few years, and you've never had sexual content before, and all of a sudden your face is on some other naked woman

and people are, I don't know, again soliciting your image without asking you first. I can see why it would be really frustrating. Well yeah, but what's the difference of just a text description? It would be at least mildly annoying. I mean, it would be annoying by it. If somebody said, I'm gonna fuck your wife versus they showed you a picture of them, an AI deep fake of them fucking you. It would be at least mildly annoying. I mean, I would be annoyed by it. Like if somebody said like, I'm gonna fuck your wife

versus they showed you a picture of them, an AI deep fake of them fucking you, I'd be like, I'm more annoyed by the fucking picture, to be honest, but that's not real. Yeah, right now. I mean, I feel like deep fakes have, and technology has developed to a point where they are pretty convincing.

To the point where like even California, they're illegal there. Well, we have a lot of bad laws. I mean, like you're going to see this, but like I think as this technology develops further and it happens to more people, I think you're going to, you're going to find more laws propping up. Oh, I know. Yeah.

Oh, I 100% agree. I think it'll be a, it should be like, oh, everything's fake. Then you can get away with the real shit. Yeah, that's actually, that'll be even more pernicious. Yeah. Well, deep fakes are illegal. So this must be you. It's like, well, or just like, don't believe everything you see. Well, yeah. But it's not, it's not the people. It's annoying to see your photo. It's's an I'm annoyed when I see the fat filters of me because I'm like, God damn it. Yeah. It's a fat like you. Are you the filters? Oh, you sure? You see what I got a fucking deal with. You just deepfaked me in your mind and with your voice to mill to thousands of people right saying that I'm fat.

You that should be a crime. I'll delete my internet presence tomorrow. That should be a crime. I'll delete my internet presence tomorrow. You're doing an audio deep fake of me by saying that I'm fat. Practice crying on cue. Yeah, and everyone that listened is now enjoying your audio deep fake and complicit in your rape of me. Anyway. Is it okay if I plug my Twitter real quick? Sure.

So I wouldn't normally do this except I have a discord about movies and I'm trying to get more people in there. So Napsy Lev, all up in the tweet, pretty easy to spell. Yeah. Napsy Lev. Yeah. N-A-P-S-E-E. No, N-A-P-S-Y-L-E-V. Okay.

What's your movie discord? We just, well, actually, Vito's in there. We just talk about, well, I'm trying to get more people to talk about movies. You're trying to sell this, right? You're trying to sell this. There's a Vito's in there. You're right. You're right You're trying to sell this, right? You're trying to sell this. There's a few of those in there. You're right.

I got to sell this. We're talking about the, the, the, the, the, you guys in there. Whatever is true. Like I watched, I watched Infinity Pool yesterday. And I hated it. Infinity Pool. Yeah, it's, it's like this new movie that's out. Um, I don't know if you've ever heard of Cronenberg, like David Cronenberg.

Yeah, yeah, I watch fuckingberg. Yeah, watch the movie. Yeah, it's not put out a movie and it's not very good. Uh-huh. Better or worse than Black Panther, too. Uh, well, I don't like Marvel movies, so probably better. Yeah, you can say I don't like black people. I really love that. Oh, here it goes.

Marvel movies. And in Black U area, a whole time to say that. I'm like, oh, here it goes. Marvel movies. Maybe I want me. Come on. And in Black U area, all times to say that. OK. So go watch fancy pants, like smart guy movies. And Napsy loves server. I do. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, yeah, you'll be the fanciest of pants. Sounds pretty good. Did you watch the menu with Ralph Fines? I did my screen. It was great. I thought there were better movies last year. Bones and All was my favorite. I think right, I think that the menu movie is like my dad's perfect movie.

That's the only movie I've ever told him about. I'm like, I menu the menu with Ralph Fines. It's like a chef that kills everyone. Spoiler alert. Really? I've ever told them about, I'm like, I, I, I, I menu the menu with Ralph Fines. Yeah. It's like a chef that kills everyone. Spoiler alert. Really? Yeah. Okay.

Damn. Like that. It's called Ralph one too many times. Yeah. All right. Uh, thanks, Nampsy. Thanks for letting me on. Yeah.

So all back when you want to argue about other things, that was a pretty good argument. I mean, it's pretty civil argument. Pretty civil argument. See here. Yes, fucking man. That's... Can you leave that guy crying because you looked at like drawings of of lady? I could see only in the fact that he thinks he's gonna have his life taken away forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. That's what terrifies him. It's horrible. It's horrible to see that when you look at it through that lens. That's like, that's fear, fear, fear.

Oh, fear. But I do think that he thinks it's a lot worse than we do. Oh, yeah. And I mean, just because of the way that convinced himself that I'm not living under terror, I actually think that I did something bad because it's a way to, yeah, it's a way to rationalize it. The fear of the mob. You're rationalizing your fear of your fans by saying like, actually did something bad because you can control that. Yeah, your mind. You can't control the mob out there. So it's, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's fear of them. But this is, you know, there's, this is historical. This is, this has happened for millennia. Yeah. This kind of stuff. It's the way we haven't changed that much. I mean, the response, like when someone does something

bad, if their response isn't like, well, you know, fuck you. First of all, first of all, fuck you. You guys are all have done way worse stuff to me. Secondly, I wish I didn't get caught. So you guys are all have done way worse stuff to me. Secondly, I wish I didn't get caught. Yeah, that's big. I really wish I hadn't got caught in three. It's probably bad. Yeah, maybe a little bit. But it's not hurting anyone.

Right. You know, it's not really hurting anyone. That's the only apology I'll accept. Sure. Number one, that works. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Number two, I'm very disappointed that I got caught.

Yep. I had it. I tried not to get caught. And I did. Shit. I'll try to get better on the future. Try to get better on the future. That was like a South Park where the affairs, right?

Where it's like, what did he do, like, he got caught? Yeah. No, this is for sex addicts. It's like, we're not, you know, we're, you know, we're, you know, he got caught. Got. Okay, here is, here's Maddox and his shoe on head video. Kind of funny, somebody sent this in, just happened.

Just so happened. Oh, Sean, I better not click on any deep fake pornography so I do it. I'll do it. Uh oh. Hey baby, we fuck. Hey baby, we fuck on the, hey baby, we fuck. What?

So somebody sent her like, what, an anonymous, that was the only clip, is her making fun of the way guys live. Yeah. And now we are just posting thigh. We are posting thigh on main, in front of all these viewers. In front of Dave, hey baby, we fuck. She couldn't get through it.

Yeah. On the, hey baby, we fuck. All right, all right, all right. Thank you. Thank you everybody. Thank you. Sent that in. We fought. All right, I'm all right. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. We sent that in. God damn.

Mr. Kill Myself says, my throat's all fucked up, so I tried boofing cocaine. Holy fucking shit. You weren't kidding. This is absolutely fucking mesmerizing. Thanks. And then, and word. It looks like a word and he has the actual number. It's a word, numbing agent, right?

I mean, yeah, but that I, yeah, it was on, were you on that episode? It was at Vito. No, I must have in Vito. Oh, somebody wrote in asking how they could hide ass Jesus I'm not lying. I mean I Only have good advice. I mean you gonna give away You're gonna give yourself away when your ass will keep sniffing Yeah, like a reverse part. Yeah Exactly, is that a reverse it smells better in here. Yeah, it's got a cold. I have a cold. Yeah of reverse, it smells better in here. It's got a cold. I have a cold.

Yeah. Dazinga says, man, you probably have been told this, but they straight up copied you on the last of us show. The guy has a basement with a don't tread on me flag, guns on the walls, has long hair, and he's gay and fat. Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha has long hair and he's gay and fat. Well, you added that, right? No, you wrote that.

He wrote, he didn't write it as well as I told it. He put too many words. Got it. Nick says, love the show. Listener since day one, biggest problem. Thank you. This is how I talk. I got a good problem for you.

The Karen's-Up. Nowadays, service has been getting worse and terrible. Plus, now you can't complain. You'll be labeled a Karen. Complete Sci-Up for the industry to hire shithead morons. You can't complain if the drink is later worse. If your food is later cold or an edible, massive problem. It's only getting worse.

It's an easy, give me. Go fuck yourself to a live show in Europe, God deem it. I think we've talked about that. We've talked about it. Yeah. The Karen thing is like, it should be way more Karen's. Like, service is, customer service is not existed. Yeah.

Totally. So for Amazon, great customer service. Yeah, do a bunch of free fucking money from the government. Yeah. You want to do a Europe show this summer? I mean, shit, I would, can you get off? You can get time for a European tour. Boy, I mean, you know what?

I'm gonna say no. Like, cause I know, I know my schedule. Really? I know what I'm doing, yeah. Ugh, all right. Maybe next year. I would love to do it. Nathan says, I saw your tweet about how you don't consider

America in your homeland. Really? Yeah you don't consider America your homeland. Really? Yeah. What do you consider your homeland? Fucking my, me, you, my house for starters, but it's invaded by women. And Victoria. Yeah. I saw your tweet about how you don't consider America your homeland and how we're fighting

for oil in Israel. I mean, yeah, what's the army exist for? Are we bombing Israel for oil? I wish. Well, on day we're gonna find oil under the under that wall they'll cry on. And see if you can. And I'm gonna be listening.

Yep, sign me up. You guys take 50 year olds? Oh yeah, me. A chuck going. No, you don't gotta show me how to use this, I know. A Chinese bulldozer went off course and knocked down the railing wall. Oh shit, look at that. There's a bunch of fucking oil in here.

You can be a patriot and be against both of those things. Be against oil in Israel. How dare you? I'm pro oil and pro Israel. Being against the things that our government does isn't inherently unpatriotic. I love America and consider it my homeland, and I genuinely believe we should stop sending our men to fight wars that have nothing to do with this. Well, yeah, but we do. Oh, I know. No, I don't want, I don't want us marching around the world, fucking getting people killed. Yeah, I don't really don't want that. Yeah,

I got to want it, but it's never going to stop. So I have to like, you have to just, it's not enough to not care about things. You have to embrace them. You can't say, oh, man, I hate that bunch of innocent young men are are getting sent. You'll drive yourself crazy. Yeah, it's not enough to say I have to ignore it. You have to say, you know what? I fucking love it. Actually, I love that it's that young man are getting sent to die for no reason, to enrich Pluto crats.

That is the point of, that is the point of Sidharth, I think, which led free, Luxury was not going to talk about. You should be a patriot and consider this land your land because it's what unites us as Americans. Other than that, I love the podcast and keeping funny. I'd also love to see you on the PKA podcast again. I would love to go on the PKA podcast, good thing. You know, I love, I, um, what I care about is me, me, and my stuff, because nobody else is going to. No, no, no, it's good. No, certainly not gonna be the government.

No, not gonna be any kind of system. I care about my friends. Care about what it can get from you. Oh yeah. I care about my friends as long as they're working in something that I want, or not, you know not going out of their way to fuck me over. Yeah. Which is, which happens, which is a reasonable expectation.

It's like just trying to, you know, sometimes indirectly. Yeah. I care about my family, but only because they are also not going out of their way to leach off of me or fuck me over. Okay. I don't, you know, I don't think caring about your family, de facto is good. Oh, blood is thicker than water.

Do you know the actual saying? Yeah. I've talked about this for the actual saying is the blood of battle is thicker than the water of the womb when your water breaks and you have a baby. Meaning that the relationships you forge with other people are more important than the ones

that you're born into, which I think family doesn't mean fucking shit. I think that's Greek. Yeah. Because that's where I know I have heard the same thing that's been explained to me before where it's like, and that saying has been perverted. Yeah, it's not right. In that family members, you want to fucking abuse you. You're of the same blood as me.

It's like, no, we've spilled blood on the battlefield together. We forged this relationship in blood. The water of the same blood as me. It's like, no, we've spilled blood on the battlefield together. We forged this relationship in blood. The water of the womb is nothing. You just got shit out by some broad. Those people don't fucking care about you. They may or may not care about you, they should, but oftentimes they don't. If they don't, fuck it.

And if they do care about you, you don't ever question it. Love and respect and trust are should be earned through your family. Like that's how that works. And you grow up fucked up, you don't know it's fucked up. But at some point, you can't even do it. And people who have shitty families are always

ones like, well, family's so important. I never go, I never go, like, 100% I'm like, it's just known. Like you just feel that, yeah. I just actually want to call it. Oh man, I got a fucking time like that. a fucking tell my dad about this fucking gale. I got to trick my dad into watching this gale of some. Yeah.

Hey dad, check this out. But all these words you're using, that's what I care about. All these words you're using, American, patriotic, homeland. As soon as you have ideas like this, people just take them and, as soon as you have an emotional connection, people just take them and, as soon as you have an

emotional connection to an idea, to a brand, bad people take it and they exploit it. They start saying, well, this is your patriotic, right? And you go, yeah, well, then you got to love fucking what Israel's doing in a palace. Israel's basically like us. This is the, you know, this is that section and catch 22 about the old man and Nately and the old man, the argument about like, and he's, you know, you're, you're the old man. Yeah. Correct. Right. And he's so in sense that how could you have no fucking sense of ethics or morals or not love that it's like because really the end of the government's still alive.

I'm still alive. I'm alive for that reason. Yeah. The people on my street, like let's go homeland, America, okay, state, whatever, city, whatever. Let's go right down to my fucking street. If I walked up and down the street, probably, more, probably 70% of the people on this street will be like, well, yeah, fuck that guy.

Yeah, that is okay. Let's get some more money out of that guy. They sure when they're not going like, oh, well, we're all together. You know, we're all one, one people. No injustice will ever happen here. It's just not the way people work. Yeah.

So fuck no, America's not a homely, and this fucking retarded. So take all your fucking money. You are your own homeland. Yeah, as soon as America makes me one dollar, then I'll be like, yeah, all right, I'm on board. Till then. They've taken, they got quite a deficit. Until then. Yeah, I mean, that, that's another thing thing. The the land of opportunity for doesn't exist. It's it's such an idea. It's now just an idea. It's not a.

All this nobody's coming poor from Scotland and building a fucking empire. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Must keep it a fucking emerald mine. Yeah. Yeah. Right. You say like, it's like, yeah, just, just a poor immigrant from a basic, basic white people have less opportunity than they've ever had, you know?

It's like, you focus on the people who traditionally have not had the opportunities in this country, but it's like, now nobody fucking has opportunities in the, I spent in the traditional avenues, because you've already got the markets covered and the fucking crush you under their fucking boot heel on the way up. You know what I saw? I was gonna bring it in last week, but some bank said that they're no longer,

they're only taking loans for minorities now. And people were annoyed by it's like, oh, how dare they? Are they still a bank? Are they still? Well, but in my mind, I'm like, oh yeah, because like minorities can't do anything. So to pay a lot, like you're taking their shit.

Yeah, you're taking their shit. Now, it's like why people, yeah, it's not how the goodness of their hearts is. Right, like people were racist, we're like, oh, how? I can't believe banks are like, go or like giving minorities money and I'm going, they're going like, no, you guys just don't quite get it.

They're long getting, they're going to take it. They're going to take it later. Yeah. I mean, I know that, you just kind of learned to think a little bit differently. Nah, man, don't go, don't go fighting for America. City on the army. What are we looking for?

George Washington should have been hung. Should have been hung as a traitor for enforcing the, the whiskey tax. He should have been fucking drawn and courted and killed. Okay, call KOL123. Thanks. I've been listening to your show for eight years. Did you see this, Sean? The black been listening to your show for eight years. Did you see this Sean?

The black history month. City of Miami historic Negro. What? I'll not say that. That's what it says. I don't know why it says that on that building. Did somebody put that in there? Well, the city did.

City of Miami historic, they put it in parentheses. I've never seen that in a building. Historic, N word. No, that's building. Historic, yeah, N word. No, that's not the N word. It's N word. Oh, no, black is not in N word. Black police precinct and courthouse. Yeah.

And they have a black history month cop car. Yeah. That has African it for some reason. Right. Well, African American. I mean, I guess it's something, I mean, I don't think they're, no, but that's where, you know, I mean, it's where, it's where most black people in the US have already tried the roots. Every human is from Africa. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's why there's an Africa. That's true. It shouldn it be like slaves didn't come from all of Africa. Shouldn't

it just be like the one west coast? I mean, it's because you don't want to have to go too far, right? I mean, I know they come from like, but the majority, right? I mean, it's closer. Well, there, yeah, that's like saying, like, oh, I'm from LA and it's like a picture of America. Wow. Yeah, really. Yeah, yeah. Talking about black slaves. Well, that's what they're doing. That's cool.

Yeah, why are people like, I mean, it's kind of a snazzy-looking police car. I mean, I was pretty cool. I wouldn't get the feeling of dread that I'm going to get pulled over if I- I love to be arrested in a black power. Get pictures. Here, cuff me. Can we take a picture in front of it? Yeah.

Put me on the black history month. Why does it look? It looks like a gay version of a, no, it looks like a gay version of a Jurassic Park. Yeah, it looks like a gay version of the Jurassic Park tour. Yeah, look at the type. Look at the black history month. Like Cartoonie, right? Yeah.

Black history month gets gayer every year. Are the lights different colors? They should be black. They're black. They're black lights. You know, like, rust Safari colors. Oh, I played that. That's right.

They're in place Buffalo soldier. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Bam boy, it's what you're gonna do. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. What you're gonna do when that come for you? And it's like Christmas lights on the top. That is funny that, like, historic Negro, black police precinct and courthouse.

Why did they put historic Negro, black police precinct in courthouse. Why did they put historic Negro in the parentheses? Because I mean, it's like a historic landmark, I'm sure, but it's odd. Why did the words historic Negro need to be on that building? I don't know. So for in like, someone is like, I'm looking at historic Negro.

In Palm Desert or Rancho Marage, I can't, you know, all those little desert cities like border each other. Yeah. There was, I'm sure it's not called that anymore. There was a foundation down there. Been there for a long time. It's like foundation for the retarded of the desert. Look, look it up. All right. Yeah. Let's see. The foundation for the retarded of the desert. Maybe we could do a show there. Foundation for the retarded of the desert. Maybe we could do a show there. Foundation for the retarded of the desert. They even filled it in.

They filled it in. Yeah, they changed it now. A non-staffed human services organization. There's an article about it. Coachella Valley. Oh, they made him take retarded out. Oh, I knew there's no way it could still be named that. But yeah, you fuckers.

Even, now this is 20 years ago, and even I'm like, wow, like, they, but it's like, they still call it that. Yeah. Foundation for the retarded. Nothing does it. There's no picks there. Let's take, let's take hurtful and demeaning words, like retarded, out of mainstream vocabulary. Okay, fuck you.

Like many people, I take our everyday language for granted. What? Like many people. Some people, yeah. Some people don't. They thank God every day that they're able to communicate in language. The... You know, some don't ever take language for granted.

It could go at any time. Time. You could become redarded. Yeah. Uh, however, it's always insightful and interesting when one ponders, when one ponders, all this fucking grand fucking bitch, uh bitch on the origin and meanings of certain words and colloquialisms. I do like where things come from. Yeah. I admit it. Yeah. She doesn't know. She doesn't know etymology like. Yeah. Etymology has that whole explanation of what

it is, but doesn't know it. Words do count as Mark Twain noted. Did Mark Twain ever say the N word? Oh, he said it a lot. Yeah, full fucking hook. Yeah, full of it. Right, N word Jim, right? I mean, Mark Twain said it. Yeah. That's a great response.

How did you just say the N word Mark Twain said it all the time? Yeah. What are you saying that you're better than Mark Twain? I don't think so. Oh no, man. Um, as Mark Twain noted, the difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter,

is tis the difference between the lightning bug and the long, okay, fuck you. What, that's not the, that's a bad, it's a terrible example. It's a bad quote. All right, I've been listening to your shelf right ears. During those eight years, I've experienced several important life events that I want to share with you. We're responsible for all of those life events.

Well, let's see what they are first. If they're good. I completed a four-year STEM degree in a Tangent grad school. I then attended medical school and I even got married. I was just offered a residency position in a urology program, like Wieners. I mean, you're having to do with Wieners. The Wieners. Is this a joke? I'm proud of this accomplishment.

I did it in spite of listening to your show for eight years. There are only 830 training positions offered each year in the United States. Wow. Wow. Congratulations to doing weiner stuff. You know, somebody's got to do it. It's a noble profession. It's a noble job. If I had a problem with my weiner, I would want a weiner man to exist.

Right. Okay. Give me the head weiner guy. I would be the most, my heart, don't care. Yeah. Weiner problems. Right. We got to get the top of our iceberg in the world.

And then find another one. It's your winner. We're writing both of them in here. I mean, it's a lot easier to get a heart transplant, frankly. Yeah, I don't even care. Yeah. If I don't have a heart, not gonna bother me. If I don't have a winner,

will we bother me the rest of my life? Right. Thank you so much for all the great times. I could not have accomplished these things without your weekly dose of comedy. Wow. Hey. So look at all the winners that we I could not have accomplished these things without your weekly dose of comedy. Wow. Hey. So look at all the winners that we've saved

through comedy. Right. This guy's got, he's probably lives healthy in his smart. He's probably got 60 years of weeners saving and tending. God. So many weeners. I also want to address your slandering of books.

Oh yeah. Fuck books. Dress your slandering of books. I hate, I hate recording ideas onto things that can be consumed in a way that can be consumed on mass. You know, I'm very anti where it's like you didn't, you didn't earn this. Like you'd read, you know, you read, yeah, I get it. You read this. It's like the American thing. And then you're going to regurgitate it like you didn't earn this. Like you'd, you know, yeah, I get it, you read this. It's just like the American thing. And then you're gonna regurgitate it

like you know all the subtlety of it. Yeah. Books are underrated. Netflix is for smooth-brained idiots. Video games are sometimes a little stressful. Yeah, I hate that about video games. My girlfriend always wants me to play, she's like, well, we can play video games tonight.

Oh my God. It's just me working. It's just solving. I can problems that I make video games to play this game. She likes watching me play video games. But not playing my girlfriend plays video games. And I just incessantly just as I'm walking through the house upstairs, downstairs, I'm just making fun of it. Always really. What do you mean?

It doesn't matter what it is. Whenever there's dialogue, like I just start saying my own dialogue, what does she play? Overwatch? No, I don't think so. She played like the last of us. Okay. She's played Horizon Zero Dawn. I don't know.

She's played, what's the, the Mass Effect games I've seen her. I've seen a lot of porn in that game. Oh, really? Yeah. That blue chick. Oh, the blue chick. Okay, I think I've seen like, yeah. Million dreads or something.

I don't sit and watch it, but there's always, there's always something that, you know, a line will elicit a response from me. Because they're so bad. Should be like, shut up, it's a cut scene. Skip, skip. So cut scene, I can't rewind it. I wanna know what they're saying.

Oh no, no. Oh, I skip all the, I skip all the story stuff. She likes story shit. Well, yeah, I mean, it's like, skip, skip, skip, skip. What skip all the story stuff. She likes story shit. Well, yeah. I mean, it's like, skip, skip, skip, skip. What are you doing? Yeah.

You're skipping the story. No, story is shooting. It is hard to sit down at the end of a long day and get fucked by some random boss and Elden ring. I prefer low barriers to entry games with levels, like portal or with dungeons like Zelda. That being said, video games are not nearly as relaxing or rewarding as reading books

or listening to audiobooks at the moment. Do you think audiobooks and books are the same? I don't, like there's all these studies saying they're identical, I just don't fucking buy it. No, I don't think they're the same. I think they're, I mean, I think they're in the same area, but you can get, and it depends, you know, it depends who narrates them. And, you know, what some books, there's nothing quite like a book where you fill in all

the details. Right. You read it in like kind of your own tone of voice and you, you imagine what that person sounds like. And sometimes it's, yeah, it sometimes, yeah, it's, yeah. It's different. A book is the richest. You're trying to trick you to think

the audio books are the same. Yeah, they're not. Yeah, I don't think so. Books don't make you smart. Reading books doesn't make you smart. Definitely listening to audio books is not making you smart. I know that.

Yeah, I don't know if you're, I don't know if you process it the same way listening versus reading. There's all kinds of studies saying you do, but I just don't believe them. Yeah, I haven't, I haven't seen anything on that. At the moment, but they're, but they're convenient for a lot of people. Yeah, at the moment, I do not have much time to read for pleasure. Most of my reading has been academic.

Yeah, I would imagine. And so I believe you're a token fan. I recommend these recorded books by Rob English. Oh, he listed a bunch of books for us to read. Really? Three-body problem, these are probably all very smart. The bridge of San Louis Ray, when we cease to understand the world

by Ben Jimmy, Wilbert Frimley, young men in fire. Well, these are probably good books. I don't know. I just think books are gay. Oh, wow. You know, I guess the argument over. Hahaha. I'm with this guy.

I think books are good. And I wish I had time to read more. Yeah, what would you read, fucking a book of Cox? Well, I like a lot of history. Like what? I have a book that I haven't. I have Napoleon. It's all about the aftermath of the Lincoln.

It was really highly revealed. It's a really thick book. All about the post Lincoln shooting. Oh, yeah, supposed to be a great book. I mean, they really delve into everybody involved all the characters who was in the government, all the national treasure, fascinating, sounds like basically the same thing. Yeah. Nicholas Cage could be ad Harris, the descendent of John Wilkes Booth, it's trying to clear his name. Is that the second one? Yeah, there's no treasure too, it's called.

Well, that's what you're looking for. Okay. Not some dumb book. All right. Um, okay, this is, uh, that, the vaginal market over saturation. Since I started, hey, Dix, since I started lying about my, my height,

my tender response rate has increased significantly. However, the vast majority of non-fat bodies, he says, stomach diameter. That's what Arleigh Irmy says, because you're a disgusting fat body. You can't read that in a book. Because you're a disgusting fat body. There's a book going to do.

Book's not going to yell at you like that. You're a disgusting fat body, Paul. Yeah. There's a book going to do. Yeah. Book's not going to yell at you like that. Right. You're a movie. Right. Um, the stomach diameter exceeding the shoulders band by more than six inches. That's a fact. I'm saying, if you're stomach diameter, if a woman's stomach diameter exceeds her shoulders

band, yeah, by more than six inches, I think just exceeds. Yeah. I mean, you like a sausage. Have been marketing for only fans. Other virtual platforms have you deals. With the internet proving non-viable, I'm asking if there's a database listing the hangouts of the sexually vulnerable. Hmm. Wait, what?

I don't know. He's using a lot of likes. The hangouts are real killer words. Yeah, the sexually vulnerable. Wait, what? I don't know, he's using a lot of like, the hangout serial killer. Yeah, I'm just actually vulnerable. So he knows. He's like low hanging fruit, like he wants to, I mean, they're fat. Like what do you, Google and you like take advantage

of the, Google is most victim, izable, yeah, people ever. Be careful, you're screaming victimized me. Predators will latch onto that. If you're looking to do what you're doing, Google and Yelp only seem to provide this information in relation to the Boomer demographic. Assuming Andrew Tade and similar sex having FAQs

are as useless as everyone says they are. It leaves a little data-driven documentation on how to find and acquire hot gash. Are you trying to ask how to get laid? Yes. How to get laid easily. He's using very serial killer language. Stop using those words that you're using. Yeah. And then to end it with gash. Yeah. They kind of do that. Maybe so. You know, what? Yeah.

How do I acquire a human female? With hot gash that I know I need. Oh yeah, is there somebody else that I've talked like that? I want to talk today. Let me know in the chat room if there is. For reference, I go to the gym three times a week and reduced my weight by 25 pounds in the last year. And he's high.

Putting me at one, two, or five. Ooh, one, 55. Well, he's not a tall guy. Pick you up. I'm in central Florida. So if the documentary, Hawkeirl wanted, is any indication, that's a camo or a documentary, I think. It shouldn't be difficult to find

emotionally damaged attractive girls. Okay, lie about how much money you make. This is actionable advice that you can use, lie about how much money you make. And that's a tried and true method. And I don't mean small, I mean big. Yeah, I own the, what's the Miami with the the rays. Is that a Miami team? The Tampa Bay rays. Yeah. Bay rays. Yeah. I took the devil out of devil

rays. I own the rays. I own the Tampa Bay rays. Right. Should believe it. It's like, yeah, they're kind of yeah. Yeah. Someone does. Someone's got to own them. If you take her to, you know, you live in an apartment or something, it's like, okay, this is just like, I live in Colorado. Well, yeah, and I'm having a house built. Like it just take her to a construction site. It's like, you know, it's, you know, who one of my heroes is? This one right here.

This one right here. Musk. Right. Just lie. Lie more. You can always lie bigger. That's the greatest thing about lying. Go fuck yourself, Sean.

Best of luck with your vaccine injuries. Oh, okay, thank you. Jimmy, the five, 11 man. Thank you, Jimmy. Thank you. Go to work. Don't talk like that, Jimmy. All right, we've got voicemails and, I don't know, we got a fat watch, but let's do a little bit of fat watch, please.

Sure. And I don't know we got a fat watch, but let's do a little bit of that watch. Sure This is sent by a newdom fat watch Shoot him whale of a 12-year-old loses leg. Oh god. I don want to fucking, I'm not making fun of a 12 year old. That's a fucking parents. So Jesus Christ, these people should be fucking killed. All the people started out as fat kids. It's all fun. Do the parents. It's all the same, but they're fucking parents, man. The family of a 12 year old girl in Albuquerque is filed a lawsuit against a hospital that allegedly kept her waiting 12 hours resulting in doctors having an amputee running for legs.

Oh no, this isn't a good bad one. No, this is not that one. No, this is horrible. She has effect fat kid. But what, okay, I'm the model with a hundred pound leg being different is being beautiful. This is sky, sky the cheesecake. Just some kind of fucking like a Dima or something that like, uh, that's like one limb. Let's see.

Oh god. Oh my god. No. Yeah, see, like, yeah. What? That's like a fucking crazy like medical condition. That's not fat. No, no, no, that's like fluid and shit like. Guys, do you even understand what we're doing here on the show? More broken stuff. I can only make fun of, I can really make fun of people. It's just fucking choice. Well, and the, like the attitude, the attention-horing.

Yeah. That's what, because I don't like that door to ash one. Right, exactly, exactly. Okay. I really believe that some people are asking for it. Yeah. And that's what I don't feel terrible about doing. Okay, here, this one might be up your alley.

Okay. Let me try to, let me see if I can order a beer first. Okay. I have to get my app. Can I order a Coke? I'll put you in. Thank you. May we have a Coke and beer, please? I typed a whole word, please. She might bring them in the same glass if you type it like that. That will be really. Yeah, that's won't know what to do. No. Nintendo's big Mario Kart ride at universal can only be ridden by thin people. Uh-oh. Who's the writer? You think it's don't look at the screen? Okay. You think it's a woman or a man who wrote this? No, I'm.

I think it's a woman or a man who wrote this. No line. Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Super Nintendo's world, the latest edition. Thank you. Thank you, honey. How she makes them up. Oh, no, no, it's... Thank you. The latest edition, the Universal Hollywood's theme park, is set to open in a few weeks, giving Mario fans the opportunity to step into a vivid recreation of the mushroom kingdom.

Packed with sights and sounds they know and love not all of them however we'll be able to Because they spent too much time at home eating and playing Mario Kart Bitch if you're fucking playing video games, you're not eating. It takes both hands to play video games Not all of them however, we'll be able to experience not all of them, however, will be able to experience the featured attraction, right? Mario Kart, Bowser's Challenge, as it has a very specific requirement. Your waistline must not be a very specific requirement. Yeah. Um, you're, it's because it's, it's not a, it's not Mario van. It's like Mario card.

Like, it's, you know, it's Mario, most thing that carries the spaceship. Right. The shuttle. Yeah. The crawler. Yeah. It's Mario card. Right. Uh, Mario crawler. It's Mario Kart. Right. Mario Caravan. It's not Mario Ola Kart.

What the fuck is it? What is this phrasing? I don't know. Not everyone will be able to enjoy Mario Kart. Bowser's castle. Yeah. Because it has a very specific requirement. Your waistline must be under 40 inches around. So you don't like fly off and get killed. Well, I would imagine the... Yeah, I just do it. Just do it. Okay, we're not having the require anymore.

Get on that. I should. Yeah, just fucking whirl around and go spin on. I think Mario shopping cart is what you get. And elaborate 3D and 4D ride according to the official page for Mario's cards, Bowser Challenge. The single user ride takes attendees through a variety of Mario themed settings, brought to life with cutting edge technology. On the ride, you'll individually

a collectively team up to foil team Bowser's plans to grab that golden cup before Mario and friends do. But as the Wall Street Journal observed, the limiting weight requirements, which can be found on the official app for park navigation, guess whose waistline is at least 40 inches or greater, may not be accommodated on the ride, may not be just all your business, it's saying will not be the apps copy indicates that there's a test seat available to gauge. Whether it in Tandy, some eats these requirements. Yeah. So they have to do it in front of everybody. Like that other person was was complaining about how you know, with that other ride, maybe we did it, you know, six, eight months ago or something.

It's like it's embarrassing. It's like, and you're like, man, I would pay the entrance fee to the park just to sit there and just watch. Yeah. And like throw popcorn around it. See they pick it up to see if you're fucking suitcase fits in the overhead bin. But it's your mom thing. It's like no, look it's clean. So.

Yeah. Given that the average waste circumference in the US, it's just around 40 inches. God damn, man. This certainly seems likely to exclude a good number of folks. Well, yeah, like 50% right? I mean, it's yeah or so. I don't know. Um, God, I hope they have, I hope they're okay with it. Who's okay with it? Uh, fat people. I hope they find some way to to deal with their old. Oh Sorrow, for not being allowed on the Mario Kart ride.

Cause they're too fat. I hope they find some way to actually time devoted to riding this shit. Like, uh, nothing but wonderful things to say about super Nintendo world, except this the body size limitations on the Mario Kart Rider. Absolutely ridiculous. I've never had any issue. Rocco bot said this. Wait a minute. I like that guy. Oh, no. Uh, I've never had any issue fit. Rockobot said this. Wait a minute. I like that guy. Oh, no. I've never had any issue fitting into any ride my entire life. I mean, it's the most rides like you should like how the fuck do they get in there? Really? You can fit on space mountain. I was like from the 60s. Yeah. God, people were hot back then.

The 60s. Yeah. God, people were hot back then. Such a shame. Lot thinner. Can we disguise how at my biggest, I would not have been able to fit on the Mario Kart ride at 40 inch waistline is about a size 20. Why do they even have numbers at that size?

Yeah, it should just be a big pile of clothes. If you're over like a size six, that's what it looks like, just a, just they should just have Walmart to just have like a pile on the side. And like, well, go fucking root around over there, you pig, see if you can find something in your quote size. You wanna use our terminology.

40 inches is the standard guess of larger dimensions language universal has always used anytime. lap bars might be restrictive. There's typically a giant buffer built into that for most individuals, depending on not giant enough. A giant buffer. Oh no. Oh God. We really got to do something to help these fat cells. All right. Okay. Last one, Joe says, this hand beast ran out of breath instantly. Hand beast. Okay.

Wow, that's in a minute. What's she gonna do? Oh, bubble. That's a very ugly woman. Yeah. Marguerite, the break ins. Coach bag. Oh God. And the hair. Oh Coach bag. Oh God.

And then you're gonna speak. Oh my Christ. All right. Quick hug. Here's the ugliest woman in the world. She's gonna like, she's struggling to breathe. Yeah. And these are not funny today.

I know. You guys are slacking. All right. Let's just do voicemails. It's been the next show. Patreon.com. Such an excess. You may excuse him. She makes it. Excuse me. Amputate a back kid's leg. Amputate the parents. No, by accident. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That really does bug me.

What, fat kids? Yeah, parents, you're fucking sentencing them to a lifetime of terrible fucking habits that they don't even know how bad it is and you just keep doing what you do when you grow up because most people have no self-awareness at all. You're gonna get them fucking teased in school, the whole fucking way. You're forming, you're fucking forming who they are. Fucking it up, man. You're fucking it up.

You're fucking them up. You're fucking it up. Even if you're fat as a parent, you should have enough awareness to go, you know, I kinda like this, it hasn't been as easy for me as maybe it could have been. Maybe I wanted a little better for my kid. I know, I'm like, well, don't drink.

Like, it's really the worst. It's a fucking worse thing ever. Like, I'm not gonna stop, but you know, you don't do it. Please don't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best thing is just not to get into it to begin with really. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if you think you may have the potential for problems.

Yeah. But they don't care. And then you got Gatorade like cramming fat bodies on every app, just like the size of a fucking Hindenburg that fucking dumb. And then even worse than that, the morons who think that they're fucking promoting working out. Yeah. Well, how could you be mad at Gatorade

for promoting a big fat body working out and trying to better themselves? Like, well, because that's not what they're saying. You stupid moron, it's sugar water. Why do you think, what do you like the fucking mind-bender over there? You think you figured it out? You think they're doing something like

in the service of humanities? Because they're fucking not, you stupid idiots. They're selling gatorades. Stop being so goddamn dumb. Okay, here we go. Hey, Jack, I just got the best thing about the Canadian Medical Assistance and Dying Program is how absolutely schizophrenic it was compared to the severity of their lockdown. You weren't allowed to drive for more than an hour away to see your aging grandma.

Oh, yeah. You can kill yourself, though. You can't kill yourself, though. You can't kill yourself, though. You can't kill yourself, though. You can't kill yourself, though. You can't kill yourself, though. You can't kill yourself, though.

You can't kill yourself, though. Yeah, that's fine. I want to see my kids. Now you can't. That's convict. You have to change your ways. Yeah, that's fine. I want to see my kids. Now you can't. That's convoyed. You're dangerous.

Okay, well, I'm so lonely. I'm going to kill myself. Come on in. Yeah. I got you. Don't worry. We got you. We got a whole fucking

We know you're not going to go back and spread anything. So I can't spread anything when you're dead. Right. Well, you can. I mean, everybody not probably not going to. Yeah. It's not for Ebola. What?

When you get scared when you're dead. Well, no, I mean, because that's most people over there. It was in Africa, right? The really bad Ebola outbreak. Happy Blackuary, everyone. Well, it because like the funeral customs and stuff like they're keeping them, like handling the body a lot and doing it's like, you, that's why that happened. I believe so. I have to look it up again, but there's way too much contact and stuff. And that's, go kiss the body.

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He is consensus among completely atheistic and agnostic scholars. That's what I always heard. That's what I always heard. That's what a real man did. That's not true. That's the problem of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not true of that's not. Maybe there is a guy named Jesus that did some of that stuff. Well, there is no fucking way or didn't or had it was a influential guy around the I'm but whoever is there calling Jesus. Yeah, he they all are talking about a guy or multiple guys. There's no

fucking way. All those guys all everyone's talking about the same fucking guy. You know, it's like the Noah's probably just inventing some of this shit. He said that they thought was good. Like the Noah's Ark story predates the Torah, predates, you know, like it's from a, I bet something like that happened where a guy made a boat and shipped all of his animals somewhere because there was a big flood. Locally. Yeah.

That's what I've seen. I don't think God is a good, he's fucking talking to seen. I don't think God. He's fucking talking to God. I mean, that retarded. There's no like universal, like sedimentary layer around the earth that would show that fucking something happened on a mass scale. I don't even want to get into that. I'm just saying, I, all the stories written about Jesus in the Bible, no fucking way. Were they written about the same, no fucking way? Were they all written about the same guy or they all happened? There's just no fucking way. Why written about the same no fucking way were they all written about the same guy or they all happened There's just no fucking way. Why would they you're saying they only crucified one guy? Yeah, we know guy

We know they didn't happen. I mean Oh, even the stuff he said right Jesus all because of your neighbor. Okay, I bet a guy said be kind of I bet more than one fucking guy Said be kind to your neighbor. Yeah, of, I bet more than one fucking guy, said be kind to your neighbor. Yeah, okay. I bet more than one guy said, well, you know how the government's fucked. Yeah, got it. Actually, I think he's thinking,

and I was even thinking a little bit like where it's like, no, he wasn't, like, I think there was a historical figure who was influential at that time. And it was a guy, I'm saying that there was many and they got combined in one There's no way that only one guy was saying that shouldn't got crucified He's fucking yeah, yeah people getting crucified all the fucking time for saying that shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Well, it's so what a hundred years later. So I'm like, you know what else Jesus said? I'm just fucking recalling this actually

It was a different guy. What what is the I don't know don't know the historical span of when was the first book written, when was, I know it was fairly shortly after the time and then I get shifted to the case. I don't know how long it went. Because it's also, and then there's the fucking translations, God damn man. And it's like it's like writing specifically about Jesus versus writing about who the Christians worshipped.

Yeah, like, well, they worship Christ. Like, that's not talking about Jesus, that's saying that they worship this guy. Yeah. It doesn't fucking, it always makes me interested in from a historical perspective. I know that Christians need it to have been a real guy. Yeah, I mean, it's not easy to relate to.

Don't make history important. But again, I mean, it's not easy to relate to. Don't make, don't make history important. But again, we like we talked about, like we talked about last week, it's, you know, the, the, whether he did these things or not, that's, that's the faith part. You shouldn't be hung up on that. He's really shouldn't be hung up on any of it. Yeah. I guess you're a fucking faith. He's really fucking dodgy. I guess. If you need him to be a fucking real guy. I guess if Jesus real, then we can't really question anything that happened in history, huh? People could just make up a bunch of shit

for their own personal reasons and fucking causes and political causes, right? All I know is that I pray to Betsy Ross, who sowed the first American flag and was responsible for the five point star. You tell me, Jesus is doing all this stuff and now that for the five point star. You tell me Jesus was doing all this stuff and now this is like divine being. Nobody was like, Jesus Christ, Dick.

Nobody was like, you know what? I think that's stuff too, right? Like, oh man, Jesus cool. I think that I think you should be nice, everyone too. So what's your name? Jesus. So they found some kind of a tablet or something, or I don't know what it was,

but it wasn't, I don't think I had to do it with a grave. It's something. It's in City and they know that Jesus had it. But it's something about, like something about Jesus' son of Joseph. Yeah. Like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I was watching said like, what are we trying to do? Yeah, like there was a lot of people named those names. Like I, I don't know, maybe I dreamt that.

How many names do you need, honestly? Yeah. Like if you're way, if you're 2000 years ago, it's kind of funny how like so many Russian names are just Greek. Oh, they are. Yeah, like Alexandria, yeah, like it. Oh, okay.

Here we go. Hey, dick, you know what makes me your age fucking panic button on your cars, key fob. I never once had used this fucking thing in my fucking life. Yeah, it goes on more times than I can got in now because it's so got any to fucking push in. Yeah, I can start my fucking car opening my fucking doors opening my fucking trunk and I fucking push the god game button that the fucking break the fuck out. And I'm kind of scrambled and figure out how it turns out. So bear is some bear is saying. Like I give it to mom.

I'm not fucking having the first place. Sorry, I don't know. Just walk around with your keys and your fist like Wolverine, if you'd... No one's gonna rape me. I have this panic alarm. I'm like, I'm tired. I mean, that is what is that, that's, they call it the panic alarm for that reason, right? So you can draw attention to the... They built like a whole thing. Which everybody just ignores the fucking car alarms. It's because they're never going off all the time. They're never going off because something's happening.

Yeah. So hey, hey, idiot in the, you know, it's like, you know, it's like a neighbor or something like that. It's like, you just wait to see who fucking comes. Is that my car? So, like, it's your car. Just click it out of habit, just in case. The Japanese were sitting around and they're like, oh, you know what the wood sound work is like.

If we put a rape alarm on the key, like like is that what that, is that what happened? We gotta have a rape alarm, a rape alarm. You got me. A rape alarm. A rape alarm. A rom. See, it's hard. It's hard to do it.

Yeah. Well, I mean, that's, so it's hard for them to do our language. Yeah. Yeah. They put a rape alert on your car keys as a way to sell the car. That's a real marketing. Some like everybody does it. Clever Japanese guy. Really fucking came up with a genius move on that one. Okay. Yeah, I have one. He too. I've never been

right. I just want to just suck off death real quick. Yeah, let's even is a fucking idiot This new Joe Rogan episode is fucking annoying a shit. Oh, I'm just fucking talk about River that guy that came on talking about his book. We're saying oh Lexus trying to do shit Lexus shit is all about non-fishing shit is all about non-fishing shit. You mean that, everything like says, can be counted as bullshit because all like fucking talks about is nebulous dumb fucking shit. Like fucking, no link, no link. No link. No link.

And like fucking SpaceX. SpaceX. SpaceX. What the fuck do you mean? You're trying to fucking help people big, like, Freeman. Tom. What the fuck do you mean? You try to fucking help people. Fuck you, like Freeman. You fucking suck.

Yeah, Neuralink. We're going to soon be able to read your mind. No, you're not. Yeah. Well, it's like gay helmet that you're wearing. Looks stupid. Sure, make fun of me when I wore tin foil, but. It's just like so fucking stupid.

You can see all these people pretending, oh man, we're on the fucking verge of reading minds and like uploading fucking mind grapes into everyone as black mirror. It's like, no, all that stuff does to my mind. No, it's all gonna be unlike, they all wanna be on like fucking enterprise or in outer space. Yeah.

Wow, Elon Musk invented like a mind reading machine and it uploads dreams like, no, it doesn't do any of that. That's Jay and retarded. Well, I mean, you know, it could be. No, it could and it's retarded. You're dumb. Always blew my mind with Star Trek is that they grew past money and racism and all that kind of stuff.

Like Earth is like, right? They got past all that. Yeah. Well, the guys on the Starship did because they're so fucking annoying. Like, they're all the fucking annoying people on spaceships. Get them out of here. And we can just have money and do normal stuff and be cool.

Yeah, maybe they don't know that they didn't change anything back home. Yeah, back home. Yeah, we have fucking money. We just sent all the fucking nerds out into space. Yeah, tell me, can you talk about it? Borg's come here, we'll fucking wipe them out. Yeah. Don't worry about that.

It's billions on the new defense contract. We spent these, we sent these dickheads out into fucking Q's on and whatever. Yeah. We hate you. We think he sucks right here. He is a dick. He's a dick. He's a dick. Look at this. Here's a breaking news. They shrunk that Max water Mexicans penis. Look at that. Yeah. Can you believe that? Look at that mighty Mexican penis, but I'll just sticking out frame in this and then they shrunk it down for the, for the most bullshit. They gave him fucking wings on his feet. That was so dumb. Look at this. Look at that big weiner over here. No, weiner on the right. God damn, man, totally fucking Kendall them. Yeah.

Cause you can't have a fucking weiner. No, no, it's offensive. It's a black lady running space black nation such fucking like did or so. So afraid of just fucking every like the Oops. Uh, good. Then they gave them like, they gave that to Chalagai, like a heart attack in the movie. No, they get, well, he had some undi-diseas. Undi-diseas.

That was just trying to, yeah, save him with the, yeah, just whatever. He had some disease. I can't believe he did a non. He had some disease that he had. I can't believe he did unknown telling me that he had a heart disease. I could have stopped it with him. Like Iron Man had no heart. Oh, yeah. Well, that fucking machine that did it kept the shrapnel away from his heart, didn't it?

Isn't that what it did? Yeah, something like that. They should just replace them. Yeah. Another black guy with like that black guy that's in curfew enthusiasm. What about Terry Cruz? Uh, oh yeah, he would have been good. Yeah, perfect.

Yeah. Like doing his president role from idioskecy. Right. Fucking with condo now. Yeah. That would have been good. Out of I'm fucking with condo now. Yeah. That would have been good. I would have been on board with fighting Mexicans, but it was a black woman fighting Mexicans.

That made it even worse. That was honestly more upsetting to me as a misogynist and Mexican. I couldn't keep watching it. I was just I was I was stunned just how bad it really is. I'm not sure. I was embarrassed. I was embarrassed watching it. I was embarrassed watching it.

I was embarrassed for everybody making it. And I'm really embarrassed for anybody who thought, yeah, it was okay, it was pretty good. It's like, no, that should have been, that should have gotten a zero on rotten tomatoes. Why do they have those? Why do the black women and Wakanda have those? The guy who's lit plate.

What the fuck was that? Again, exactly. He was the first to say. have this. His lip plate. What the fuck was that? I like again. Exactly. He knows they were in the first. He walks in eating a meat stick. This is in three minutes. Walks in eating a meat. A fucking beef stick makes monkey noises and then they cut to the guy with the lip plate. Well, what we got to do is he got to be fucking sick.

Why is there a lip plate guy here? Yeah. It's, it's fucking crazy. How, how, how like black groups are not going, this is racist as fuck. Yeah. It's like beyond me, like these fucking white guys, fucking wrote and directed this. Like, yeah, they did. Holy shit.

That's the fucking lip guy and he was in there twice. It's like this is fucking madness. This is madness. I couldn't, some of the most racist shit I've ever seen this lip guy doing this shit. Yeah, cuz like, yeah, cuz that's like universal throughout Africa like this. Yeah, I'll lip plates. Like, yeah. Where's the woman who stretches her neck out?

Maybe I'll fucking general medallating too? Let's see your clips. I have everybody whip your clip out so I could see, okay, so we're all doing that too. Oh, damn, man. And, but they're all doing the neck, they're all wearing those neck things. That's like barbaric.

It's hard for a movie to offend me. It really, that's exactly what I'm like. Yeah. This is fucking wild, man. I was offended by that movie.'s exactly what I'm like. Yeah, this is fucking wild man. I'm just offended by that movie. And I don't even care. Yeah, I care about Mexican people. But I was like, just like, because I can,

this is just embarrassing. The next shit, the lip man, the fucking accents. Oh, look, we in New York City now. Like wait a minute. It's a little different than that. You guys are just, you're not African. You could do that. I don't think you could do that.

You mean like the people, the actors? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, right. I mean, how far down do you go? Should you, are you gonna black them up? Do you need to hire black enough? Do you need to put a little tint in there? Higher African black actors.

So the fuck is something to offer men, right? Who's the gay survivalist in the last of us? Yeah. They have no problem with him who's not gay being a gay survivalist, right? I have, I have, I don't know that existed and I haven't heard any problems with it. You know, they're like, well, you can't play a gay people if you're not gay. But unless you're like a straight man, but if you're a straight white man who's going to degrade, they see it as degrading.

Like the real truth is they see gay shit as degrading. So they want to get a straight white man in there who's, because he's always said, like, no, I would never do that shit. Like, oh, yeah, we're going to get him in here and do gay shit. Yeah. And that's good. That's a win. And everyone's like, awesome., we're gonna get him in here and do gay shit. Yeah. And that's good. That's a win. And everybody's like, awesome. That's a win.

But they would never let, but then like, oh, why Mexican person playing a fucking Persian person? That's not like, you know, you can't play other, you can't whitewash. You just have fucking straight got the most straightest guy ever doing gay shit because you know that it's like psychologically damaging to him. You think that?

Yeah, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Standing in the middle of fucking road. Yeah, no cover at all. Dummy. Just dumb. Dumb.

Fucking dumb. All right, let's how about this one, textbooks? Hey, Dick. What's got me, Harage, today is I'm trying to access a textbook for the one class I'm taking this semester. And I have to access first two weeks of class, and then I don't have access for the next two weeks. And at the beginning of that, not having access, I try to email loads of people, hey why why isn't my shit working and No one gets back to me. I don't just bookstore. I Don't know fucking five times and try to figure out. Hey

I'm not working online. Well, what can I do? It's like oh you can't ask these people Like contact those people no one knows about me. Go back to like I can I talk to someone here who can Explain to me what's wrong or what I can do to get my access to my fucking PDF For my fucking class. I fucking hate All right, all right I'm sorry that so hard to do you burn the whole fucking school then Okay, let's have about About this one maybe. What's up, Dick and Sean, this is Rex, Justin.

Yo, what makes me a rage is do better. And it's always like that's a mic drop. Do you fucking say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do better is the new, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. I'm not grounded. I'm actually gonna be worse. You're not gonna chain me to the radiator. Yeah, I don't care, Morty. It's pretty good, Rick. You can tell. Rick and Morty oppression that you did.

Do better. Do better. Guys, don't do deep fake pourons in your mind. Do better. Right. No. I'm gonna keep Too better. Right. No, I'm gonna keep doing them.

Right, and I'm gonna do better at doing them. Yeah, I'm gonna do it all day now. I'm gonna do a whole deep fake pornography day in my brain computer. Practice, practice and repetition. And you're hotter. Trust the process. Tits are bigger, dimensions are better, your face is the most. Titcher bigger dimensions are better.

Your face is the most more improved in my deep fit. Mine competitor. The body nuances of what I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because your face is the worst. The face is the most disappointing thing that you've got of all. I'm because sound comes out. Yeah. You only say in nice things that I want to get right. You done bitch. Can you believe that we're in this fucking world? Do you think when they're, when they're in, it's weird, like, writing that somebody's like,

oh, then my wife was like, you're fucking, it's like, oh, you can't say that about, you can't fucking write that about me. I just like, everything is objectification. And you know, like that's like a, that's basically that's, that's just, one of the worst crimes you can do. Getting there to it's for free.

It's like that's the worst thing. You're here because you were, somebody was objectified. Like that's, that's how we work. It wasn't like, somebody saw somebody was like, you know, wonder what she's reading. Like, what are you, like what are you fucking talking about? It's what we're fucking animals, man. It doesn't hurt any just like, she, I wonder what she's reading. Like, what are you, like, what are you, fucking talking about?

It's what we're fucking animals, man. It doesn't hurt any, like, it's just like, you're fine. Yeah. It's just like a computer drawing. It's fucking relaxed. Don't be such a bitch. Okay, how about this one? Yeah, do you think someone's like, right?

And then as I say it, I know it's true. So I was like, like like fucking Larry Flint. Larry Flint got fucking hammered for writing a fake confession of Jerry Falwell, fucking his mom and his shed. The first time he had Campari, Larry Flint was making fun of the Campari ads. Like the first time I had Campari. Jerry Falwell, the big preacher, the first fake art ad of him saying the first time I had Campari is when I put Campari. Jerry Falwell, the, you know, big preacher, the first fake art, the ad

of him saying the first time I had campars, my mom, yeah, call them. And it's like, that's like a deep fake. He did like a literary deep fake. Like I'm, I'm suing because he been literary deep fake. You know, we're right back in the same fucking thing. But it's led by people that are like contemporaries. Okay, here we go. Hey, Dick A. Sean, let me see your rage is how worthless the US education system is. I came across a threat of actual honest to God 14 and 15 year old, like talking about all horrible it is to make fun of jokes, like make jokes about 9.11. It's too reborn like a decade after it happened. I hold on

Ten years older than you know for a fact. I don't remember that shit. So are you so mad? Yeah, and I realized they're probably still showing those documentaries in US history classes Like that shows the actual footage like the burning building the people jumping out of windows because they want to kill themselves instead of burn the death like the most horrible shit of mad in the wall. First of all, that's fucked up. And second of all, I didn't know shit about the twin powers I realized. I didn't know what companies there were, what they even were. And I looked into it.

It's like, I knew it started at like eight something in the morning, but I didn't know what the companies were and I look at it like Bank bank investment investment. Yeah, that's why they want to make banks. I know like 10 years ago. What's why they hit them? That was a bunch of banks getting blown up. If I saw them in law then, and it's where account, it would be very fucking different. But that's where it's, Wall Street is where the country, it's not 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue who runs the fucking country.

That's not the heart of America. He just had to have a little bit of marketing. I can go back and like, Osama, you got to tell people that you're going after the banks and the government. You just got, they're going to get pissed off if they think you're going after the banks and the government. You just got, they're gonna get pissed off if they think you're going after them. Yeah. You gotta say, world trade centers full of bankers and the governments are fucking you dry every day.

Like, what do you mean? They'll know what I'm talking about. Now they won't, they fucking won't. You don't understand how it works over there. Yeah. Okay, last one. Hey, Dick. I don't have the biggest problem in the universe is phone, but I don't think the biggest problem in the universe

probably in the whole multiverse. Oh when you're The biggest problem in the universe is when you're taking off your shoes and your socks come with it. I mean, I can't think of a worse situation than that. You know, I'm a little bit of a rock dude. My whole family get the cafeteria stretched out. I'm like, socks come with you shoes. Yeah. It's happening. You know, taking your shoe off and you're sacks come off. No. No. Since again, I was too loose a socks or too tight a shoe. You're like, you know, so yeah, it's, yeah, it's like, it doesn't seem like there's enough elastic like they're,

well, when I'm taking my shoes off, I'm taking everything off. If the shoes are coming out of my, I'm done. But I know what you mean, but it's like, if you, if you got mud or something on, I mean, you like take them off real quick and run upstairs or what, you know what I mean? You're coming off to. No, no, no, I don't, I don't, I mean, maybe the socks are coming out of the shoes. I can't fucking socks. I can't recall I don't, I mean, maybe the socks are coming out of the shoes. I can't fucking socks. I can't recall a time that happened to me.

I'm maybe it has, is like when I was a kid or something, but no, that's not like a routine thing. Yeah, I don't know about that one, buddy. Okay, I think we're done. Yeah, goodbye, everyone. See ya, thank you.