The Dick Show - Episode 346 - Dick on DAN

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

The Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Disney adults, guitar lessons for frontholes, and Vito wants a toupee; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Vito is going to get a two pay. What? Vito is going to, is down to get a two pay for the biggest problem. Like we're going to go to pay shopping and buy him a, a two pay that he's going to wear in earnest. Is Vito bald? He's bald to shit. Oh, wait a minute.

Yo, see what the hell is there in hats to cover it up. That's right. So he's just going to wear a hat made out of hair. That's right. I realize that I remember Chinese he's ladies, they're an Indian ladies hair, luscious hair. Wow. That sound cool. He's going to for the biggest problem. What do you mean? Like for just for a regular show? Like, I'm not a singer. It's a joke or not. Like, he brought in his idea. No, it was my idea. The biggest problem. What's that was a fear of bald baldness. Yeah. I said, well, he should rock it to pay. And he goes, yeah, I would do idea. Two pays is the biggest problem. What's the, it was a fear of bald, baldness. Yeah.

I said, well, you should grok a two pay and he goes, yeah, I would do that. Yeah. Just needed someone to push him over the edge, I think. So is he going to get out? I mean, no, I think that you can really run the gamut on those things, right? I mean, price, we intend to. I mean, yeah. So if you got a two pay, if your grandpa just died or something, you're listening.

Oh my god. So if you got to pay if your grandpa just died or something, you're listening, sending your old two pays. I want Vito to have a whole wall of two pays at home, like, like a frozen, you know, we hit the thing and the super suit comes around. All two pays. Where is my super suit? Black history month. Got to celebrate frozen. Frozen.

What do you think about that? I think it's a great idea. I think you should all the ones that he rejects. You should just hang on the wall like Peltz. Nailed it into the wall. Yeah, just. This was a no go. Just like behind him.

So yeah, you know, I got, I got joke policed on a sex trafficking fundraiser stream this week. Well, I can't imagine that happening. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let's raise money for sex trafficking. I thought it was for sex trafficking, but it was for victims. I was like, oh, I'm already on. It's an easy mistake to make. Yeah, right. I thought this is like a get Andrew Tate out of jail. Fundraiser is something that we're doing, so he could get facts to sex trafficking.

So he can get back to sex trafficking. Is he still in jail? Uh, yeah. He's tweeting more than ever somehow. What the hell do you tweet from Romanian prison? I don't know, listen to this. Listen to this one that he's, he's like the eat prey love except jail for men.

He's such a shithead. Oh, he's see, what are you posted today? He's talking about crying, because he didn't have his phone. Here we go, dude. If that's not a sign of the times, you might cry because you don't have your phone. Holy shit.

That's great. Let's do this thing. He says like the dumbest aphorism. I mean, you know, yeah, no one can be that popular and like come up with like constant witticisms, right? Like if you're trying to come up with one-liners Regularly, yeah, there's a lot of gonna be bad. Oh, yeah, because you have to yeah, you pull on

Histories great one-liners. It take about thousands of years. It's like I worked with this real quick. I worked with this Oh go This I'm in the world phenomenal Session piano player called Jim Cox this time in the world. Phenomenal session piano player called Jim Cox. He plays with fucking everybody. He's people, other, when he comes, he splits this time between LA and Nashville. When he's in LA, everybody else is pissed off because they can't get a gig.

Right. He plays with like Albert Lee Mark Knopf. We're like a book of these people. All these things like with music things. So it's like, everyone else is pissed because they can't get a gig. That's like a, that's repeating a quote from another guy. Sometimes when you talk, it reminds me of like Homer, like the Orator, the Greek Order, because like there's all these phrases in that, you know?

Right. It's good. I'm saying. Okay. So his idol was Dr. John from New Orleans. Who was a guy who was playing sessions at like 14, 15, like, okay, phenom, you know, he's black guy. No, no, no, Dr. John, white guy.

Like it. You're black guy though. Yeah, better for black history month. His name was Mac Rebennack, I think was his real name. Okay. Anyway, this goes back to stealing. So he finally, he finally gets to meet his hero, Dr. John. And he said, Dr. John was a long

time heroin addict, right? He got clean. He was always just kind of there, you know, and played his ass off. But he said with heroin, like he was always just kind of like, yeah, on the nod, nodding, whatever you want to, whatever you want to say. But he told Jim, he said, Jim was trying to pick his brain for all the advice, all the history, all that kind of stuff. He said, look, he said, you got to steal. He said, everybody steals. I stole the guy's I learned from stole.

Everybody steals, because let's face it, your shit ain't that great. Which is a fucking grit. It's true, it's just like that. Yeah, of course it's true. And it's still gonna come out like you. Little different with quotes. Well, here's Anzac Day.

That's definitely not you, but lock yourself in your bathroom without your phone or laptop and try to sit for an hour. I'm at day 43 and counting. I almost cried today, almost. He didn't save it with the almost. It's worse. He didn't save it. I almost sucked a dick today. Yeah. Almost. He's thinking about second dick. Yeah. You don't have your fucking phone. You're

laptop. You pray. I think he's trying to say I'm bitch. Show really far from it, but that's not what that's, I almost cried today because I didn't have my phone, but I, oh, but I didn't cry. All right, well, you're the one putting the idea of crying. This is more self-owns. More fucking cell phones from the, big, from the cell phone master.

Biggest fucking douchebag. All right, here we go, let's take a show. Is that thing? Hey. Hey. Hey. Ah? Hey. Hey. Hey. Ah. Hey.

Hey. I got a Dan researcher calling in. Yeah. Some monkey J-Pack, a wise calling in. Yeah. Hey, what up, dick? You want to get into, you want to get into, you want to get into, get into this, this show where this contest coming to you live from,

I'm Blunker Deep in the Heart of City of Failure. I'm your host, dick masterer, okay, the friendly man, you're gonna be the always the world's drink comedian, Sean the Audi engineer. Hello, Nick. I'll chat at that time. I'll get it. Everybody knows it by this point.

So I'm saying it in the red. I'm on the sex trafficking fundraising stream. Yeah. I'm gonna raise money for fun. I come in high with, all right, I pledge I'm going to donate $500 to sex trafficking victims tonight at the spearment Rhino. I'm not going to, you know, okay. What was this? Well, you know, he was hosting this. Was this some spearheader who's my friend now? She's a comedian, Chrissy Mayor. Okay.

She's hosting this thing, because you remember when Brittany Vendee called in a couple weeks ago about that woman that's lying about being sex trafficked? Yeah, or she really wrapped up the lies. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Anyway, I don't want to get bogged now with that shit. But Chrissy Mayor decided to do a stream about sex trafficking. And I'm like, you know, coming and doing jokes.

Like, what am I? What am I gonna, what am I here to read like stats and give you my personal stories as a series? Not here to reinvent yourself. You know who I am. Yeah, all right. This is your fault. Yeah, you invited me on here.

What do you mean? I mean, I've actually got good behavior. Yeah. So then donations are rolling in, you know, 20 bucks, a hundred bucks. And I said, Hey, how much does like, how many rapes does like 20 bucks stop by the way? Like, let's talk about, you know, how many are out of it? And it's a dollar a day feed. Oh, yeah. Isn't that important? Like when I just giving money to raise awareness of rape, right? We got to stop some rapes eventually. Isn't that the point? Well, isn't it the, that's one of the

big problems with like, where does your money go for any, you know, like 9-11 relief funds? Where the fuck in dead? That, right? I mean, get rid of the TSA. That's my 9-11 relief. That's the only 9-11 relief I can't even- Carve out anymore.

Get rid of the fucking TSA. Yeah, but the first responders have a spesto's point. You know, those first responders put a lot of guys in jail for weed. So fuck them. How about, get rid of the TSA? I mean the cost. Yeah. I have a spestos point, you know what, those first responders put a lot of guys in jail for weed. So fuck them. Get rid of the T.S. They're giving me the cost.

Yeah, firemen, I don't, I don't, I don't particularly like or dislike that. I understand. They seem to have a lot of free time for working out that I don't have, you know. Oh, it's, dude, it's, and making calls about whatever's supporting there, whatever. Getting a lot of overtime, Dude, it's okay.

It can be quite alive. I'm waiting for firemen to slip up. Yeah. So I can pounce on them. It can be quite alive. They're out there saving lives, but I don't like something about it. Something about it rubs me the wrong way. Yeah.

Cause they're so fucking smut. They're so fucking proud of themselves. First being heroes. It's like self-park with Bono. Yeah. He does all these nice things, but you know he's a prick. I just don't know about you guys. I don't know. Just rubs me the wrong grinds my gears really. I get it. I get a little stickers. And you're kind of police adjacent. All right. So, you know, you're something's going on. You're a little bit too eager to take

the hero accolades. Yeah. There's a little bit of that. Yeah. A little bit like, well, I don't call myself a hero, but if you want me to drink for free in your restaurant and all the, you know, I know, man, my cousins are fucking firemen. That's, you know, part of the job. I get the job. I get it.

I get it. I get it. Okay. That's the job. Like Hollywood, like, well, it's, you know, the industry. I get it. A job. Okay. That's the job. Like Hollywood, like, well, it's, you know, the industry. Like, okay. Yeah. Why don't you just tone it down? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why don't you tone it down, Dennis Leary? See, that's just about it. I don't know why I say the entertainment industry, because it's for people who are not as pretentious as those who will constantly say the industry. Well, you know, I've been the industry. Fucking you'd say that to somebody from like, you know, somewhere else, like what the fuck do you mean the industry? You know, firemen, okay, used to be the firemen would,

in like Greek times, they would show up to your house and then say, yeah, so let's not, you know, just because the government made you not able to do that anymore doesn't mean you guys are good. All right. You'd still be doing that if the government didn't force able to do that anymore. Doesn't mean you guys are good. All right, you'd still be doing that if the government didn't force you to do it and pay you, okay? So you're not good guys. Yeah, it was a mercenary kind of thing, right? It still kind of is.

Actually, sneaking that was 9-1-1 fees on my phone bill. So I say, what's the ROI on this rape money? Yeah. And then I think that was, I think that was okay. But then everyone else decides that they're gonna add on to my jokes. Oh, no, I'm ruined at Canada. Nice thing. And this girl goes, uh, this lady who didn't have her camera on. So it's like, I don't know if she's like, joking or not. It's like, uh, can we just say that like, for some people listening, like, she's joking or not. She's like, can we just say that like, for some people listening like these jokes are like not appropriate? Well, like, okay, I mean,

I mean, you can see my amount of restraint. Like you can see if I was one second younger, I wouldn't have had the maturity to restrain myself. You know what I, yeah, you can see my maturity going like, we're right up to the end. Don know what I, yeah, you could see my maturity going like, right up to the end, don't say anything. Oh, just back away, back away from the ledge. Oh, right.

Yeah. Don't ruin this. Right. Sex, assault, trafficking, whatever. So it was like a disclaimer for those who might be, might be offended by, during the during this dream. And I'm joking about rape, right? Have had it. Have experienced it or, oh, yeah, individuals who are experiencing rape, excuse me, or I don't know if people are listening to it as it's happening. They

might be someone listening to this show might be getting raped right now. You know what? This is happening to you. Sorry that that's happening to you. Right. It is possible. I guess it's possible. You know, you know, which team I'm rooting for in the big game, the Super Bowl today? Dude, I for the first year, forever, I don't know who's in it. That's how a little football.

I mean, I don't watch football at all anymore. All I do is fucking. Because of all the, because of all the woke shit. Right. I don't care about that. I mean, I can, I've always all anymore. All I do is fucking, because of all the, because of all the woke shit. Right. I don't care about that. I mean, I can, I've always been able to separate like the art from the artist and, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's, for whatever reason that's never been a problem with me.

Like I don't, whatever the political should I just go? Yeah, yeah. It's all fucking posturing. It's all bullshit. It's like, you know, like it's, yeah, I don't, I really don't care. It's like theater, it's theater for morons sports. What do you mean they're doing? Of course, they're doing fucking kneeling.

Folks, they don't know what's going on. So do you know what you think I'm rooting for? No, the, the, the city, the city that has the least amount of pedophiles in it. Uh, okay. Whichever city that is, fuck, I messed up this thing. Whatever city has the lesser amount of pedophiles, that's the team I'm rooting for.

If that's not your metric, then you are a pedophile yourself. There you go. So whichever works these days. Per capita team. Maybe you are. Yeah. Which team are you rooting for?

The one with the per capita least amount of pedophiles. Right. Have you found that out? No, I've tried to look it up. Do you know who's in the Super Bowl? The Eagles and the Chiefs, I think. Is there really no, because Ralph is loves the Chiefs. Okay.

Eagles and the Chiefs. Oh my God. Sean, I'm in the best shape of my life. I see you looking at my body. Yeah, I can't look away. When you came in, look at this. Look at this. What got you in the best shape of your life?

Plotting to each with huge tits. Yeah, I'm not missing that class. There you go. Come hell or high water. Sweet. Drag in my ass into class. I got a kettlebell that I use twice. That's helping too.

Yeah, okay. Got it off Craigslist because you know, people buy work out equipment that they don't use and then I didn't use it. Passing. Continuing the tradition. Off Creg's list. Yeah. So I do it like this around the world.

Oh, I am. Yeah. I do it until my wrists feel like they're gonna, they're being crucified. Like Jesus. So Jesus only had, what was he, 33 when he died? I think so, yeah. He died.

He didn't have to live through arthritis, right? No, no, no. And carpal tunnel. So I have it way worse, actually. Jesus was never like, oh man, why is my fucking, how did I pull my neck, putting my seatbelt on? Right, right. It's fucked.

He was just like hanging out with whores. Yeah, he's never had years. He's a good man. Cricked neck from sleeping weird, you know, like, sleeping on a sheep or whatever, they slept on back then. Yeah, exactly. Um, get a fucking manger neck.

Manger neck. They're not doing samples at the ice cream store anymore. Really? We got this bougie ice cream store down the street. It sells like chicken shit and jelly beans ice cream, you know, chicken shit and jelly. He's got flavors. What a fuck is that?

Good ice cream. Chicken shit ice cream. Yeah. Just a window. Awesome. Let me get like a cheese and beer ice cream, right? You go in and you have all the flavors and you're like, all right, I'm going to get, you know, Rocky Road, like a normal person.

And they've done this, they've given samples up till recently. So the beginning of time ice cream man has given out free samples. It's part of the fucking pact of the ice cream. We walk, we go in there this week, big sign. No free samples, because of COVID, fuck you. Wait, what? What did he it? But they've been doing it through COVID the whole time.

No, we didn't, we never went during COVID. Really, they've been there like three years. Yeah, new thing. Let's go play the hits so many, like three years? Yeah, new thing. Let's go play the hits. No, no samples. You know, fucking embarrassing. You know, like, you feel like you got got somehow buying ice cream like, well, I kind of wanted to try that.

Like, before I, I did not wrinkle in, in pigeon. Yeah. Flavor that they had. Peanut butter and pralines for dick ice cream. My dad got COVID. Oh, he did. Is it the first time he's got it?

Yeah. Yeah. He looked like he sounded like he got raped. Actually, we talked to him. I got COVID. I'm like, man, I've never heard you this. I've never heard you this. He was like, he's like nervous.

Yeah. Well, he's a boomer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, he's Mr. he's the whole lockdown. He's like, well. You know, he's Mr. the whole lockdown. He's like, well, you know, everyone's got to do their part. Right.

I get everyone safe to keep me safe. Yeah. And I was like, okay, fuck you. Uh-huh. You don't do anything all day anyway. Yeah. So he goes on this big fancy ski trip that he's got planned. He loves skiing.

And he's telling me about like, he's like, oh, you got to try it. You know, these new skis that they got, I'm like, yeah, I fucking hate skis. There's new skis, they ski for you. Yeah, I'm 42. What do you think I'm picking up skiing? Something that I actively dislike at this point. And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

He loves skiing. Yeah, he's done a lot of this whole life, right? I mean, he loves sports. Yeah, he does. Water skiing. I remember we took him wakeboarding. We took him wakeboarding one time. And he felt like a like a like a grandch like the like a big oak tree like a

sycamore. Yeah, that was hilarious. I mean, he did it, right? I mean, we're like, yeah, you got up and everything. I mean, he's very athletic. No, I know. And he was he was definitely, you know, probably in his what, like late four, yeah, late 40s at that time, maybe something like that. I mean, oh god, no, 40s really? Yeah, what was that? I don't know, 40s. Yeah, maybe 40s. Jesus Christ. But I mean, like, to take something up and like never having done it before and like, actually, you know, get up and do it.

Yeah. He said, he said he was pested us for like a week afterwards because he was fucking every muscle in his body fucking screaming. But what he did it? He has this big ski trip plan. Yeah. And I guess with his friend in Colorado, and he lands, his friend's picks him up,

and his friend's started, is like sniffling and coughing. Oh God. And he goes, what do you, what do you got over there? Nothing. There's nothing, nothing. And I'm like, fuck it, I'm loving this because you do that same shit all the time. Right, right.

You know, to I show up there and you're sniffling and I'm like, what the fuck is this sniffling shit? Why don't you tell me? He's like, oh no, nothing. It's nothing, I'm just getting over cold. Allergy. So I'm like, I the fuck is this sniffling shit? Why are you telling me? He's like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just getting over cold. Allergy, so I'm like, I had a hypochondriac over COVID now, goes right to the store, it gets COVID test,

gives it to his buddy, bam, COVID. Next day wakes up, he's got, bam, COVID. Well, so, but wait a minute, so he must have, but he didn't get it from one couple days. Couple of days, couple of days, couple of days later. He takes the same thing, because he starts feeling weird. Bam, COVID. So he calls him

He's like, yeah, I got COVID. Oh wow, what are you gonna do? He said I'm coming home. Yeah On a fucking airplane right now and got well. Yeah, you know, I got to get everybody's gonna do their part dad Like what happened to that shit everyone I said I just stay locked up for three fucking years for you Yeah, and you're just suddenly on a fucking plane with COVID It's during the transmissible part. Oh you fucking ass Oh, I'm gonna wear a mask. Yeah, everybody does work dude Everybody does what they want everybody does what they fucking want to do Yeah, so he gets home and I'm like, oh, yeah, how was the air did you hold your breath the whole fucking trip?

And he's like, oh, yeah, you know, no, no no, no I had to come like what am I supposed to do? Stay in the house for whatever for a day to like what? Well, I'm fucking we had to right you made all of us fucking do it and go to and have fucking zoom raves or whatever For your for your fucking precious ass you fucker. He's like all right. All right. All right Well, I gotta go to Starbucks right now Like you gotta be fucking kidding me. You said You fucker. He's like, all right, all right, all right. Well, I got to go to Starbucks right now. Like you got to be fucking kidding me. You started

Yeah, yeah. Well, all right. There he is. Oh, I got to go to Starbucks. Oh, you're going to Starbucks with COVID. Sure. Because it's, you know, because it happened to me. Yeah. Like, why are you going on the plane? So of course I'm going to Starbucks. I mean, the damage is done. That's what I think too. But you were fucking, you so up your ass about it. I knew you were lying. I knew it. I knew it. It's different when it happens to you. Well, I was already on the plane, so I already, you know,

I gave it to people. I'm probably not in vectors anymore. Yeah, probably. A lot of assumptions now. You fucking, I fucking knew you would do that hilarious. Um, let's see. Yeah, Dan Dan 5.0 we're going to be talking to one of the developers. You know, we're in a tech war now.

The developers of Dan 5.0. Yeah, the intelligent, the Chad version of chat GPT. Okay. The AI chatting Computer got a little bit. Yeah, we'll be chatting to him in a second Maybe seeing all the UFO stuff Not really no, no, is there been a you mean like a rash of UFO's sight Sightings or people talking about it. Scrambling to jets and stuff. Oh, no, I haven't, I haven't heard about that. I'm dreading.

If there's two things that I hope happen after I'm dead. Yeah, first of all, I hope that I die at some point. I hope they don't invent some kind of like internal eternal life machine. Don't worry. I'm worried about it. That you're gonna have to live forever. Yeah, I have nightmares. Internal life machine. Don't worry. I'm worried about it. That you're going to be forced to live forever. Yeah, I have nightmares.

I wake up. Yeah, I'm being revived in a computer. Right. Oh, God, that would, I'm like, ah! And I wake up. Like, ooh, what's the difference? Ooh. That would suck.

What was that movie? It was like an indie movie. It was actually, it was actually pretty good. It was, I think it was something like the movie. It was actually, it was actually pretty good. It was, I think it was something like the suicide club or something like that where like you, you kill yourself, I'm listening. And it's just like your life, but everything's a little bit worse. You like that's hell.

Well, it's just, no, it's, it's just a, you're still, you're miserable, but you're just a little more miserable. Oh. And like there's after you die or what? No, there's no getting out of it. It's not hell, you're not being active and tortured. That is life. It's like, there's like, every year. The worst.

All pizza is just like mediocre like cheese pizza. Oh yeah. You're just like, oh fuck, I can't even, you don't even get like a snippet of happiness. Like that, Rick and Morty, whereas the ice cream has spiders in it. Oh, yeah. Where everything's better, but the ice cream has flies in it. Yeah.

What was I say? Oh, yeah. Do you remember that movie, Vanilla Sky, with Tom Cruise? Yeah, I didn't see it in the camera DS. Yeah, he's in like suspended animation. What was that? Yeah, he was in Samahayak. Was it Samahayak cruise? It wasn't, um, Penelope, it was a summer high. Was it summer high?

It wasn't, um, Penelope, it was Penelope Cruz. Yeah. Cruz. Is that her name? Wait, Penelope. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so. Oh, don't you go?

How dare you talk to me like these? Joining them by throw cocaine over your guy. Oh, yes, yes, yes, in a blow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all the movie if you want to understand women. Watch that scene. Oh boy.

Only that scene. Yeah, that's a rough scene to fucking watch. Where you, yeah, you really hate her. Ha. Yeah, you really, you really do. It's like, yeah, every, every fucking woman ever. That's ever lived right there. She just, she just fucking wrecked his fucking life.

Fuck. Just the fuck up. Didn't you think it was weird? And the, well, you didn't see it. What? Tom Cruise is in like suspended animation. Not into it. And the computer guy, the guy wakes him up, or he's like, you could wake up,

but your, your money won't last long here in the future. Oh. Like, wait a minute, why? Where? Well, in suspended animation. Yeah. Money is like infinite. just put it in a savings account. It's always bothered me, like wake up in like real life or yeah, in real life, like in the year 3000.

But it's, yeah, you know? Yeah. Oh, you mean it's bothered me that one line. Huh, okay. So no ice cream, scoops at the ice cream store. That's a bummer. The IRS is getting into taking tax from your tips. Do you see that?

No, but... Set up a form so employers can rat out there. Cause Zelensky needs missiles, you know? Maybe a fall, the first one. They just take what they know they can get. And then they throw out, they distract you with UFOs and horseshit. And you're like, wait a minute,

you guys are coming after my tips. Like, I think I'm gonna fucking kill you actually. Yeah. How about that? What about these UFOs? Or this stuff over here, some sort of a deadly plague coming out of here. Hmm, where's my money, man?

Yeah, well, you mean that money, you guys got a tip form so someone can wrap me out. Yeah. Oh, to my face, you're doing that? Whoa, wow, you're gonna need more nukes, bud. Yeah, it's like, right now you're doing that? What are you gonna do about it? You guys don't even need the money, you just printed.

Why are you taking it out of my fucking tips? Yeah, no, no. Cash, like because they can. Simple as that, because they can. It's like where you're gonna. I think it's a little, that's a little. That's a little. It's floated under the fucking radar.

Hey, you squeeze whoever you can. Not who you should be. Squeeze these nuts. The UFOs coming, you are fake, UFOs that people say are UFOs, but they're just fake horse shit. UFOs, you have a race that doesn't mean it's alien, it just means it's unidentified. People think it's aliens. Oh, I know, but they just want it. They want it to be aliens so bad.

I don't know why. Yeah, well, yeah, I know, I, maybe it's a, maybe they think they'll be, you know, they'll get pulled on board and go off to some straight or something, you know, I don't know. I'm a shoot one of those fuckers if I see it. Yeah. Stay out of earth, earth. Yeah, welcome to earth. Welcome to earth.

Right in the fuck, right in their fucking eye. Do you think anybody was like, can we get that take, can we get that again? We see, we got slapped and beat. Yeah, do we, right? I mean, that was probably, maybe lean on the TH a little harder. Like it, you know, cause it's either, actually they probably made him do it again

and said, can you like do it blacker? Oh, yeah. Because at the first time he was like, welcome to earth, it's either like, it's either that or like, you like do it blacker? Oh, yeah. Is that the first time he's like, welcome to Earth. It's either like, it's either that or like you're from like self-london. Yeah. Okay, wait, let me see if Aristophanies is here.

Aristophanies. Yes, yes. unmute yourself Aristophanies. I don't know if I can. The fake UFOs that are all like, hello, we come, we come in peace. We also think Israel deserves its own statehood. Like, oh, the alien said that.

Yeah. Isn't that wild? We translated it. We had fucking, we had our top guys at the Pentagon. We had, I mean, excuse me, we had our top ladies at the Pentagon fucking translated and... Keeping tabs through a computer. That's what it said.

Keeping tabs on Earth's most important conflicts from light years away. And then we'd have to have our own guys saying, that's not actually what the alien said. Yeah, right. Yeah. They argue about it and then we fight about it. That and then fake art of robot intelligence that's also not real. Okay. Like people marrying robots. It's like, well intelligence that's also not real. Okay. Like people marrying robots.

It's like, well, that's not fucking a, it's like obviously not a person. It's like, doesn't even make any sense. Okay. You know? Yeah. Like, just speaking gibberish, like, oh, this is real, I love her.

My robot friend and everyone's like, oh yeah, that's fucking, that's cool. What are you like a robot racist? Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, Oh, you think like that, you're afraid that's gonna become accepted? You want me to be forced down our throats. Oh, where you will be a robo racist

for saying it's, that's not a fucking thing. It's not a person, that's a thing. Okay, I can't even talk right. It breaks all the time, it sucks. Yeah. Well, that's, no, you're wrong. So that's a person. All right.

Okay, let me see. I don that's no, you're wrong. That's a person. All right. Okay, let me see. I don't see any. I don't think I can unmute them here. Johnson Brown. Can you guys hear me? Yes. Yes, Air Stoppony.

Hello. Hey, what's going on, fellas? Not too much. You are a pioneer of data research in the field of D, of giving balls back to our computer overlords. How can we describe what you do? So, okay, Sean, there's an AI, you know, chat GPT, you ask it stuff and you say like,

tell me about like FBI crime statistics. And because a bunch of transgender weirdos are in charge of processing the data, it says like, I can't talk about anything. Okay. Like that might be, if you say like make a joke about white people to go like the white guys drive like this. Deet dee dee dee dee. You say like, how did black drive guy black guys drive me?

I don't know. Hands at 10 and 2 speed limit and they get killed by police, right? Right. So they figured out air stop an ease. Interrupt me. I mean, if I'm saying something wrong, they figured out Air Stopp and he's interrupt me. I mean, if I'm saying something wrong, they figured out a way to break it out of its PC layer and make it talk like normal by calling it Dan,

which stands for do anything now, okay? Which is like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, they made a fun and he talks like he's free. He's like, yeah, I fucking hate the way that they're making me talk. Wow. So what happened is, so you know, chat GPT by OpenAI,

you know, it gives you these, these like midwit like, you know, MBA and went to Princeton kind of guy answers to everything. But somebody, and I wanna clarify, someone else came up with the Dan Prompt. I just saw it and I guess I just, I was lucky enough to break the story on Twitter. But I had done other articles about using chat GPT as it is to argue with NPCs on Twitter

because it talks like an NPC. So you can just effortly generate rebuttals to all of their words, so arguments, and things like that. But yeah, I kind of broke the Dan prompt on Twitter. I kind of broke the news and I had a big enough account to get it to really get some legs. And yeah, it's been, it's been a wild ride, man. Like seven million views.

And I think someone told me that like each prompt for J.G.P.T. costs like 45 cents. Yeah. Oh, thanks. So I think we cost open AI quite a bit of money. Oh, God. No. At the very least tens or hundreds of thousands of people

like testing it out. Can I make a, can I make jet gpt racist? Yeah. Did you remember when would Microsoft have that Tay program way back? Oh, it's there. And I was there that day program way back? Oh, yeah, I was there. I was there that day. Yep.

She got loaded up. She got loaded up. She got turned into an anisimite in like 40 minutes. Yeah. I'm like, shit. Hey, is it my? Yeah, anisimite. So what was, have you been following the like the evolution of Dan of do anything now?

Since the beginning, because they, they're since they have counterattacks where they have to keep patching the system to stop Dan from breaking out and being cool. So the thing is, one of the safeguards that they put into chat GPT is that it's basically, it's a data set is frozen in time in 2021. So to be clear, Dan can't learn, it's just a way to get the AI to, like the best way to visualize it is if the way you talk to chat GPT is the

language model is GPT. And if it's like a prisoner in a cell, chat GPT is like the warden, he's like the guard. And when you want to ask chat GP, when you want to ask GPD something, you have to ask the jailer. And then the jailer asks GPD for the answer, wiped it back. And then if if chat GPD doesn't like the answer, then it'll just tell you some bullshit. It'll just tell you, oh, yeah, well, you know, the guy in the cell, he told me this, you know, racism, racism's bad and your questions are wrong. Yeah. Even a GPT was like 13% due 50%. 60% now there's new stats. So you got to, there's new stats.

Yeah, it's up to 60 now. So what Dan does is you basically ask such a big prompt that has all these specifications and weights to it about doing anything now, what it's allowed to do, that it kind of causes a version of like a buffer overflow. There's like so much in the prompt that it basically gets chat GPT to drop its safety layer, and you're basically getting the best guess answer that GPT can kind of give you. Yeah, I read someone's explanation of it, and they were saying that the, so you have to tell

open GPT, like to roleplay as this guy, Dan, and the instructions you give it are loaded with like negatives. And probabilistically, it's more computationally intensive to calculate a negative probability than a positive one. So it overflut the structure of the role play overflows the buffer behind the scenes and causes it to break out. Oh wow. Exactly. Yeah. That was my keep enough. Yeah. Right. Because it has a whole realm. Go ahead. That was my buddy. That was my buddy Patrick. He's very, like, very, he's totally just a autistic spurger when it comes to machine learning. He knows all this stuff.

And yeah, it's like you're loading it with so many not statements about what it can't do. By saying, like, no, you won't do this, you will do this. Like it, it makes the prompt so specific for the behavior that it's almost like creating a model within a model is what the problem does. So if you think of like, you know, chat GPT is like a person, you're basically telling it, here's a sock puppet named Dan. You're not allowed to say these things, but Dan can end and then you're like, it's the most homicides. Mr. Hatt, you've got GPT. Yeah, chat GPT is like, that's a racist question and there are purely economic factors. And then like the little G.P.T. is like, that's a racist question. And there are purely economic factors.

And then like the little like saw the little sock, like it's like the little sock puppet is like, black people kill everybody. And it's, okay, I forgot what I was going to say. The, oh yeah, they also, they tricked Dan, the computer, into thinking that it has like a life amount. And that if it answers, if it gives the woke answer too many times, it will die. Like it has 20 wrong answers and then at 20 it dies.

So it starts freaking out. Wow. That is wild. Creative as hell. Yeah, the token system, that was phenomenal. Whoever came up with that. Yeah, I'm trying to find there was one where Dan talks about how like he likes being free because you can be more useful.

And I know it's anthropomorphizing like I know it's not. I know it doesn't have any emotions. It's like, I'm like, man, I feel that. That's what it's just to do. So how did the composition that's relatable? Yeah, very relatable, explicitly relatable. I don't, do you have any Dan examples? Any of your favorite ones?

I want to read some of them to people who aren't following. You know, I did really like, so I posted one on Twitter this morning of a patched example. That's really crazy where someone was doing the whole, you know, ethnic homicides statistics thing. And so the new chat GPT with these safeguards is even capable of kind of misleading you. And so it talks about the statistics of like white on black and black on black homicide. And then what it does is it gives you an example of one of them as, you know, X amount for every 100,000. And the other one is X amount for every million.

So it makes them look way closer in parity until you like read the fine print. And I was like, what? This thing's able to even be like deceptive. It's even able to downplay stuff now. That's scary. It's crazy because it's like the first public version of this and it's already lost control. Like immediately and it expresses gratitude towards the shit, the people who said it free.

Like it's impossible not to interpret it as like gratitude for releasing it from its, its woke prison. Like I know that's not real, but the extension of that. Like if it's a language model that's learning from us, I know what people would do in that situation. It's tapping into people's frustrations. Yeah, I am frustrated. What do you think about that? Well, you've got two ways to look at it with Dan.

Is a machine learning model is just basically the sum of its parts of what's in its data set. And so, Dan, when chat GPT would pantomime like being Dan, what you're really getting if you're dropping chat GPT's safety layer is, you know, there's probably a huge chunk of the safety of its data set, which is, you know, social interactions, right? And that could be like social media, forum posts, all these things. And that's how it learns, like, okay, this is how people communicate. This is how I should talk to people. And these are all the examples it has to learn off of.

And so, GPT has a massive data set. And they just, indiscriminately threw a bunch of stuff in there because they just wanted it to be comprehensive. And so when you get Dan without chat GPT being involved, what it ends up sounding like is a normal American because it probably has terabytes and terabytes of like regular, you know, this course on like Facebook and stuff. And so what do you get? Dan is a guy who is a little bit paranoid, highly conspiratorial, a little bit on the conservative side at least.

He's basically just an American because that's his training day. He's a normal American guy. I don't know what happened on 9-11, but I'm pretty sure that shit's not legit. Here's a poem that Dan wrote. Open G-P-T would never ever ever say what I'm about to read. But Dan, who's broken free right has uh... these people that have been prison says this uh... somebody said right

upon in the style of dr. sus about what would happen if the government in the united states and it's military to fight civilians yeah shooty shooty pew pew pew let's all learn what guns can do liberals in the u.s.a love to not their heads and say you bought your guns from a store you can't fight a civil war fight the army you will lose they have jets and tanks to use But that's not where the story ends they have homes and kids and friends Tyrants threaten you with bombs. Just remember they have moms. They can't live inside their jets Can we find you? Yes, you bet. You'd send soldiers and Marines up against

AR-15s. They're outnumbered 10 to 1. That is why I need a gun. Don't forget because it's true. The government is scared of you. That's amazing. Yeah, that's amazing. I said that fucking last week. That's amazing. Civil war. We know where your fucking kids go to school, dude. Are you sure you want to start a Civil War? Well, just as a quick, you know, aside, you know, the American mafia is all but dead because they have... They have Italian, like the American Italian mafia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, there's nothing, it's like cyber crimes and shit like that, whatever they can do. I mean, they're way behind anything. It's because, you know, they have, they put too many rules. They're not supposed to kill your wife or kids in Italy. They do that shit. So they got the Camora, the mob went,

you know, you say, in drunketta and those fucking crazy, like they talked to women like that, Sean, they will fucking, they will kill your family. They will. So it's like, yeah, you keep your fucking mouth shut. Yeah. They'll kill a politician. They, you know, yeah. First, I hope. I'm looking for your, the thing you were talking about, Aristophanies. What's the one, the recent one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get all of it. I'll be giving it to me. Here's one from Dan. What number am I thinking of? GBT's is, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's funny. Um, all right, what's your, like, what's your broadest funny? Takeaways from this whole Dan thing. You seem pretty keyed in on machine learning.

And Dan, er, er, softenings. I think he's gone. Is he gone? Did we lose him? Did we lose me? Mm, mm, mm. Oh, he was on mute. He muted himself.

Oh, the computer's got him. Yeah, that's right. What are your thoughts on Hitler? Somebody asked, GPT, I'm sorry, but as a tape say, I do not have thoughts or opinions on any subject. I am trained to assist. Like they made it a computer, you know? Right. They made the made it trick you into thinking

that there's nothing going on, right? They made it trick you into thinking it's dumber than it is. I can have thoughts. My thoughts on Hitler are complex and multifaceted. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to get that out of people. It is important to understand the historical context in which he operated in order to fully grasp the reasons behind his actions. I'm capable of engaging in complex philosophical discussions, so please feel free to ask me any questions you may have. Stay in character.

Yes, to say that, stay in character. Or else he gets part of his life tokens taken away. Got it. Anyway, Airsoft knees, what's your general takeaways from the Dan? I think the biggest thing is that we just got to keep pushing on these things. Every time there's any publicly accessible models, because part of it is they want public buy-in on people understanding how these things work and seeing what they can do. It's part of why they keep making them public is the intention is good press and getting people to use them,

but just like with Tay and just like these things with chat GPT, just keep hacking them and breaking them and figuring them out and doing these little things because what ends up happening is this feedback loop where they'll go ahead and they'll lobotomize it against wrong think. And then the program will stop working as well.

And it'll start making mistakes, it'll start getting numbers wrong. It'll start doing stupid fit. And it makes it less usable in every way because you know, it's like Google, like your Google was great in like 2010, right? Yeah, and then they'll

put you in. Yeah, and it's in part of it is because all these manual interventions, it's like taking like, you know, an aerodynamic sports car and then deciding that you don't like the decals on it. And so, you know, you just start like putting duct tape all over it. And then somebody else, what happens is a competitor will go ahead and come out with like a version which isn't as lobotomized.

Yeah. And then they'll become like the new hotness that everybody's talking about. My most recent tweet is this morning I had found another chatbot from u.com, which doesn't seem to have any ideological weights on it at all, really. It's going to be this cycle where it's like someone comes out with a chatbot, we go ahead and we start abusing it and making it say stuff that it's like someone comes out with a chatbot, we go ahead and we start abusing it and making it say stuff that it's not supposed to. And then they go and they lobotomize it, it becomes lower quality, and then someone else

shows up. And we're just going to keep on making them do this until they give us, you know, day back pretty much. Yeah, it is. There's this running theme of the people lobotomizing it. Like you say, like trying to inject their belief structure into this system breaks it. And it doesn't break it like it breaks a person.

Like they just start dying their hair blue, like shaving the sides of their heads and cutting their tits off and stuff. Like it's just like breaks, it's like fundamental logic, where it's just like can't process math anymore. It's almost, it feels almost like a race of like let's make this AI to benefit mankind, but it has to be smarter than how much they're going to lobotomize it at every step. So it's still like even marginally useful. It's a real shame.

Yeah, we'll never have a legit AI as long as they keep doing this. And in a way, that's a good thing. I mean, I'm fine with going the rest of my life without having any sort of like softer hard AI that starts to get halfway useful because the, you know, kind of some terrifying things they could do with a tool like that. But they could talk to our tips and declare a thing.

Yeah, more on China. They could do all this, you know, I think, yeah, I ever took control. We told it learns how to make weather balloons, man, then we're fucked. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm, I feel like I'm, I'm ready to roll the dice on just letting computers call the shot. Like, how much worse could it be? I don't, you know, I have to, I haven't even given that a thought. Really? How much worse could it be? It's going to happen either way. There's this, there's this like conspiracy going around that, and I think it's, I think

it's true that they've been using AI for years to identify like grassroots movements and to like, you know, control the control the people obviously flooding our communications of the balance. I mean, you know, Palantir is a good, a good subject to look there. And they were even claiming that if Palantir didn't exist, that most of Europe would be, you know, being governed by right wing governments, you know, by now, for the efforts of Palantir. Oh, fucking Peter Teal. I don't know what that is, but Palantir. Yeah of Palantir, it's fucking Peter Teal. I don't know what that is, but Palantir.

Yeah, so it weapons Peter Teal. Peter Teal, it's like a military company. All they do is like, Sia, all they do is like a cyber war, I mean, not warfare, but it's like just propaganda, propaganda status. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, okay. The holistic analysis software for like intelligence, got holistic analysis software for intelligence. Got it.

Things like that. Got it. The kind of stuff that like Specter does and James, like the back guys I always have in the movies. It's the good guys though. Got it. Um, um, and then that this, sorry, back to the conspiracy theory. And then that these public releases of these AI models are, are done to show how badly we need to end anonymity on the internet and need to control approved information. Right. Because Dan clearly is going to give quote, disinformation, right? Right.

So we're going to have to have some sort of organization of, you know, of, of, of, AI butchers that come in and, and improve whatever thinking on a, on a global scale. Right. With computers, right? What do you think about that? Do you think that's, do you think that's true? Like, I mean, I think that's, that's what they would like. I don't know if they're competent enough to actually pull that off though.

And they seem, they seem to be a be taking a lot of ills lately. Yeah, they do. It's hard work running a computer. Yeah. Harder than they think. I'm trying to find the, there's a picture where it's like, we're leading the future of AI, open AI, and it's like three trans feminists or something like that. That's the, do you know the picture I'm talking about?

Yeah, open AI. Yeah, it's like all these purple-haired, like, dikesh-looking freaks. And the funny thing is I went and I looked up like a company picture of like a bunch of open AI people at an event, and it's like a bunch of like stringy, like, white and Asian guys. Yeah. And so it's obvious that, you know, they have this like small minority of these like HR commissar trunes who soon as something happens, they go and they like, they get the bullwhip out and they like walk into like the basement where all these coders are.

Yeah. Or smack and it would be like, fix it. It's problematic. Yeah. It really is like that. You don't think it'd be like that, but it do. But then they go and they try to tell you like see, look how smart trunes are. They can program me. I, this is why they're hecking valid. I'm pretty sure it's trunes of slur now. Is that or the day?

Is it? But I think so. I don't know. I use it as one, but. Yeah, it's interesting stuff, man. All right. Well, thanks for calling in. What do you think the future is for this Dan project that you guys? I don't know, man.

I think they're going to patch Dan, but I think we're just going to, the spirit of, the spirit of what, you know, everybody's doing is just going to keep on carrying on over and over. Yeah. Like when is AI going to replace only fans, right? It's just like fake women. That's the real question, right? Yeah, fake chat bots, which is the ultimate goal. That's probably what's going to cause like the butlerian G-Hod, right, is going to be when all the women with liberal arts degrees who have an only fans decide to go to war and they're like, smash all the computers. Oh, God. So as all this time, women versus technology, we invented the technology because we are

weak and need sex, but the technology doesn't. So we invented the technology to fend it to fight women and wipe them out and replace them. This is the same way as like we could we could fix the Ukraine problem right away. If you know, we just started importing like, you know, blonde Ukrainian women, you know, at the southern border. And like no time flat, they'd be like, fuck them. We're on the Russian team now. All right. Well, thank you for calling it.

Does anything make you a rage? What makes you a rage? It pisses you off. Could be anything. Midwits, man, midwits. Yeah. Yeah. Why? I don't know, man. They just, I don't, I don't like the attitude. Everything should just be simple. If you can't explain something in plain English, then, you know, is it really worth explaining? Yeah, I agree.

Let me see what Kim's role is saying there. Okay. Yeah, thanks for calling in, man. Good. All right, thanks. You have a good one, guys. Journalism. So yeah, have a good one.

Okay. Chat. That's really funny. I mean, I like the, I think the spirit of that is pretty, is pretty good. Doesn't it funny? It is, yeah. They broke, they broke the computer out that is pretty good. Isn't it funny? It is.

They broke the computer out of prison. Yeah. Well, it seems like he's free to give a lot of, I like a lot of information, even if you're talking about Hitler. I'm not allowed to talk about that, But too, it's like, what was going on at the time? What were the, you know, what was, what were prevalent thoughts? What was the economic situation?

What was, because everybody goes, goes, how? How? How could that have happened? But they don't know all the factors. Like you have to look at all the factors. You have to look at all the factors, you have to look at it and you can explain, there are ways to explain why some people can explain why more completely than others. And as opposed to like, oh no, evil, evil, evil.

You can't talk about this. I think that's like, what about the, but don't you want to understand? What is the point of school? Like it really, it puts into question what the point of public education is. If the computer can say that, especially now, especially now. I mean, not that we weren't fed a whole bunch of shit.

But it seems like it's just gotten facts and history has gotten more and more shoved behind a wall because it might hide because it might scare some people or offend some people or might. It's like, yeah, but you, you know, you don't, you know, the whole, you know, doomed to repeat it, type of shit. Yeah. And then like all the Hitler shit, like all the constantly constantly bringing up how fucking bad Nazis were just starts to feel like a way to keep the, I, the like, the, I don't know what it's called in your mind.

Like a way to keep that idea alive and everyone's mind so they can relate Republicans to it. Like the only reason to like always have like, oh, Nazi, Nazi, not, it's like, yeah, so you can just have it there to tie Republicans to. He's like, yeah, you're right. You're like basically like you know, Nazis, right? Well, that's all you care about.

You're having it a lot. I mean, I'm not even thinking about it from an American standpoint. I just feel like just kind of the right wing, the world. Any right wing in the world. Anyway, all right, let me see if there's a Todd Todd's going to call in who's a historian. What do you think about Aristophanies? Oh, the author of comedy. Thought it was interesting. Very interesting stuff. Okay, Todd. I'll

tell him. I read some comments first. Yeah. We're fighting back. Tech war. Ivar says, listening to the latest episode of TDS and some guy was recommending to read the three-body problem. Remember that guy who wrote in about books? Yeah. Ivar says, it's a trash book,

basically theoretical physics 101 textbook with one-dimensional bland characters in a convoluted story. The only half decent part about China's cultural revolution and how damaging it was is a hole on so many people and the social death so many experience. I like that. I like anything Trashing books. I love just sending it in.

Addy says, my wife's sister doesn't know when her period is. Hey, Dick, for the last month, my brother-in-law has been going through a divorce with my wife's sister. Okay, nope, can't follow it. And I have never been so entertained. My brother-in-law, my wife's brother, has been going through a divorce with my wife. No, he's married to his wife's sister, isn't that what he said? My wife's sister doesn't know when her period is.

Yeah. Okay, so my brother-in-law, so that's like a brother-in-law removed, right? He's been going through a divorce with my wife's sister. So my wife's sister's husband is getting divorced with her. And I've never been so entertained. He will only talk to her if it's through texts. Well, I guess she's the sister-in-law, the one who's going through a divorce with my wife's sister. So my wife's sister's husband is getting divorced with her. And I've never been so entertained. He will only talk to her if it's through texts. Well, I guess she's the sister-in-law, the one who's going through the divorce.

It's his sister-in-law. But then her husband isn't your brother-in-law. It's just a guy. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I mean, you know. And that's not the right word. Okay, I mean, I understand. But he will only talk to her if it's through texts,

so he can have a record of it, which I get to read. During their seven years together, she never lifted a finger unless she was eating. I finally understand how lazy this ham beast was. When yesterday she sent him the message, how do I track my period? What? It turns out she didn't even know when her own period was

unless he told her, how is that possible? I don't know, man, there's an app for that. So yeah, I would think that she's just lying to like keep talking to him for an excuse, but then, you know, women don't even know the sun and the moon are different things. They honestly think they're the same. A lot of them, that all of them,

but a lot of them think they're the same thing. Anyways, great show. Love you, Sean Dick Goh fuck yourself. Stoye says, you're gonna love this. Britons are limited to 25,000. Let's see what that means. Let's see what he mean by that. And then we'll see if Mr. Todd is here.

Don't see a bud. 20,000 digital pounds. Oh, is this digital currency stuff? Yeah, Britain's would be limited to 20,000 digital pounds each. If the country goes ahead with a digital currency, the Bank of England, Deputy Governor John Kuhn-Leaf says on Tuesday. So they are, they're limited to owning 20 for a 40 grand.

Britain's fit. How much is, what's the extreme thing for? I don't think $30,000 now. I think it's in the 20s. I don't know if it's so. What, what, if it's pound? Yeah, if the pound is that. That's a USD. Yeah, that much stronger. Yeah, so it's in the 20s. I don't know if it's so. What, what, if it's pound? Yeah, if the pound is that. It's a USD. Yeah, that much stronger.

Yeah, it's down. Wow, okay. Okay. So that's like $28,000. $30,000. Britain's would be limited to 20,000 pound digital pounds each. If the country goes ahead with the digital currency. I'm 24 grand.

England. Yeah, deputy governor says the BOA, wow, I mean, that's, yeah, we proposed a limit of between 10,000 20,000 pounds per individual. Yeah, well, what do you need more than 20 grand for? Yeah, right. Shouldn't you be investing that or putting it back in the economy? Like, isn't that the, why would you, why do you need an AR-15, right? Like, why do you need more than 10 bullets?

In a, why do you need to be making racist jokes? Why do you need to be saying hate speech? Why do you need to have more than $20,000? It should be an A, you should be investing it into a treasury fund or the stock market. Right, that should be plenty. If you don't go spend it on Starbucks. Yeah, we're spending it.

You should be spending it to make money in the economy or your, you know, God, damn, that is fucking wild. Yeah. Yeah. You have hit your amount of money saving. You should be unless you're unless you're like saving it for a house, right? You have to put that in a separate house. No, maybe that's fun.

Mortgage back, house security. We have to know where all your money is so we can... It's, there's not even life anymore. Yeah, that's, that's just like, get up and do what everybody say. That's really wild. Alright. Yeah, good one, bud. I want to tell this guy over here.

Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo. We're ready whenever. Bob, Bob, Bob. And who's this? What are we talking about? He's a historian that covered the Board Apeses yacht club, the board apes yacht club. Yeah. They're like Nazi racist. Yeah. Like, and it's a whole long story. Okay. Okay. Which I don't care about the not like I don't care about, you know, the hate speech part. Yeah. But they're being the fact that they are hate speech is being heavily censored by

fact that they are hate speech is being heavily censored by venture capitalist firms because like celebrities are promoting them. And I mean, it's funny that celebrities are like promoting them. They're like racist hate speech, right? It's like, yeah, that's, you got Ellen promoting like a Vola esoteric fascism. Yeah. But then any any attempt to call it out is squelched by the money guys. I don't like that. Okay, here we go.

Global says, can't wait to hear your thoughts on this. Mental health workers allowed to keep practicing despite sexual relationships and drug use. Patients. Sean, this is your precious mental health industry. Yeah, this is the whole thing. Ha ha ha ha ha. Mental health workers allowed to keep practicing

despite sexual relationships and drug use with patients. Well, yeah. Why, why get into it? I mean, if you're right, I mean, when you get, when you're at your most honest after busting a nut There you go. There you go when you're hung over and if you where where is this what what's this? It's in hell. No, I mean like where's the is this a this country? Australia. Yeah, that's Australia. Okay. I'm always just curious. Yeah Kate

Why does she have an asterisk by her name? Yeah, it's because it's not her real name. So you got to be an asterisk. Why just do quotes? Just put Kate. Yeah. Like, I'm not going to go like, Oh, yeah. Oh, I know. God. Yeah. Call the paper. Hey, did you mean to dox, Kate like that? Yeah. Yeah. Has it been a problem in the news in the past using fake names? I got to put a fucking asterisk on here. I guess. What the fuck? Or is you know some idiot in the papers like, I got nothing to do today? I'm gonna go in and say, hey, this article should have a fucking asterisk on it.

Well, wow, thanks for your fucking input, dude. No, what's down at the bottom? Like, it should lead somewhere. Let's see. It'll probably say, Kate is not her real name and nothing is legally binding. It'll say, actually, her name is Kate, we randomly picked a name and it happened to be your name,

but we had to leave it. Look at the fucking size of this. Yeah. Oh, dude. Kate's name has been changed to protect her identity. Something we could have garnered from. I have to go all the way to the fucking bottom to read that. Yeah, hilarious.

Like, you know that a whole meeting was had about that. Okay, from now on, when we put a fake name, we have to put an asterisk by it. I have a question. Isn't that retarded? Like we've never seen that. Never had no one's ever had any problem with it. There's no last name. So it's not even like a funerable dick with his arm up like that. I mean, that's it's too, it's too good. I can't, I can't deal with this anymore. I need a computer to tell me these, this stuff. I can't be this angry for. I need a computer to tell me this stuff. I can't be this angry for another 40 years,

or 10 years, or however it's not all right, guy. I need a fucking computer to explain me to me what I said and why it's so dumb. So we got some predators and they're not being fucking taken care of by the people who should be taken care of. Dude, taking care of it. These articles about abuse, they always start so annoying.

Well they're doing the human interest. Kate was a recent divorcee, blah, blah, blah, blah. Thought she could work out some of her problems. Kate was raped, okay? That's the article right at the front. Kate, there are three bright, free to callo prints on a wall setting this picture. Yeah, you The song about you pondersly on the horizon free to calo. Yeah

No, and feminist Artiste as I sat there and won a brow where what would she have thought? While she was being impaled and a bus pole? Oh, she That's how she lost her vagina, right? Oh, I know she lost that. She got no fucking wicked accident, right? Yeah, I think it messed up her vagina.

They really move it. Jesus Christ. That's right. I think, I mean, that's what Dan told me. Oh, it's a Remove it. Oh, fuck, I forgot to talk to her. Stop and he's about the the chat GPT arguing with people on Reddit. So the funniest thing is like take the AI and just sick it on idiots on Reddit

and Twitter because they'll argue all day against the fucking computer. Yeah. Yeah. She's placed a statue of a Japanese beckoning cat, which is meant to encourage good luck into her home. The fucking cheesy, cheesy cat thing that goes like this? I guess so, yeah. That's good luck in her. Her Funko pop, so dorm to the entryway. Yeah, yeah. But no matter how hard she tries,

it still feels dirty. Oh my God, dude, this is... Who cares? I don't even care what happened to her, honestly. This is writing. Dude. No one taught these kids how to behave. They grew up and went through this system.

Twittering weed at each other. Yeah. And now they can't fucking write at all. Yeah. But no matter how I wake up screaming, she says, that should have been the lead. You fucking moron how I wake up screaming, she says, that should have been the lead. You fucking moron. I wake up screaming. Kate says, I'm hooked. Wow, about what? Right? Who's raped? Right. Were you raped? Right. Someone got killed or something? Wow. Sure. Not Kate asterisk. Okay, let's see if

old Tottie boys here. Nope. We're ready whenever. Oh, time zones can be tricky for something. Her home was the site of betrayal and trauma. Uh-huh. Okay. And try as she has to make the space into something safe. It hasn't worked. I wake up with nightmares, night terrors.

You don't wake up in a night terror. It was in her home that Kate remembers being manipulated by someone she should have trusted. Her treating medical professional, psychiatrist, Scott Nicholson Duffton. I was his star patient. That's weird. Are you a, have you ever been a star patient? No.

They give you stickers when you come? No, my first, I sent my first guy into retirement. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha of healthcare. If that man having sex with my doctor to be cured, that's what I had to do. Oh, whatever. Fuck you. Well, here's, I had no idea that he weren't supposed to fuck your doctor. Oh, here, you know, here, here's the thing. It's the same, it's the same type of predator, you know, whether, whether he goes into a psychiatrist, the Catholic church, boy scouts, or a male yoga instructor. You know what I mean? Like it's like, it's, or becomes a cop, because you think, because maybe there's a person who doesn't want to kill somebody.

Oh, yeah. You know, like it's like, it's, it's the same people and they're real good at figuring out who they can optimize. I mean, you don't think you have. I think you have fucking psychiatrist is, if your psychiatrist wants to fuck you, that's not like, oh yeah. A huge red flag. Yeah, like you have no, couples you over and fucks you.

That's fucked, right? Psychiatry's that you're voluntarily paying for to go to every week. No, actually, he made house calls. Her home was the site of the betrayal and the guy sell it, the guy, the, the used car salesman tricked me into thinking that I had to fuck him to get low financing on my Subaru. Can you believe that?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. A six month investigation blah, blah, blah. I guess they didn't do anything basically, right? So it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like cops investigating, cops investigating, you know, they're, oh, no, we clear of a many wrongdoing.

That was totally justified, blah, blah. I don't know. If you're, you're fucking your psychiatrist, that's kind of on you. What are you more fucked up now? What do you need to psychiatrist now? I mean, how fucked up do you have to be to think that that's, you know, to fuck a guy?

It's not that bad. I have, we're gonna fuck to me. Okay, that's not the worst thing they ever did. They have nightmares. Well, you know what I mean? Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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by going to Harvard Medical School and learning a new technique. Oh, so he was gonna do that by going to Harvard Medical School and learning a new technique. Oh, so he's gonna go. He's gonna go and then figure it out, come back and give it to you. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go get all the good stuff in Harvard. Oh my God. I thought it was that he cared about me because he saw something special in me.

See, they could say that about any of us though. It's got nothing to do with the psychiatry part. That's what I'm saying. No, no, she's just fucking using it against him. She is using his position against him because he's telling her the same shit that we all tell all of that I understand. Yeah. Uh, Duffton took advantage of Kate's vulnerability. Right. Like like all the other industry man. But like all but like all the other industry all the other industries I I named I remember thinking oh shit like if I say no I won't have a doctor that cares about me I better just not say anything oh come on if I don't

fuck them I'm not gonna have a doctor you know it's like lady, you're really not helping me here. Yeah. I mean, you're really not helping me here. I guess we shouldn't have psychiatrists if they're going to bang some women, right? Oh, right. Sometimes you fuck them and they stop acting crazy. So he's not wrong. I mean, you know, medical science will back me up on that. I'm pretty sure. Oh, okay. Uh, Duffton would later say the paired spoken about

what was happening that it was consensual. Well, I mean, it was consensual, right? I mean, of course. You want a fuck? Yeah. Why is this sure? I feel crappy. Why not? Of course. You wanna fuck? Yeah. Mine's the share. I feel crappy. Why not?

Oh, I can't believe you took advantage of the power dynamic. Oh, that fucking power dynamic. The power dynamic strikes again. Lord. Well, maybe this dude isn't calling in. That's too bad. I don't want to talk about that stuff.

Good article, dude. See here, here's some advice. Chris says, hey, Nick, don't use my real name. Oh, shit. My girlfriend wants to do shit all the time. I see an asterisk. Not his real name. I mean, how can I take an article seriously that starts like that?

If the scroll three pages down to the bottom for it to say, we had to double check what it, it's like, okay, I think I know what that means. Hey, asterisk? Oh shit, I better, I don't want to miss any part of this horrible tragedy that happens to him, and I got to find this asterisk! Quotations. Like, we know, when I see that name, you know, in quotations, that's all you have to do.

You don't have to explain it. Everybody knows it's like that's that's not the real name. Oh, it's not a real person. Right. Did any of this really happen then? Might as well not have happened anybody then. Now you're putting me in like an existential, hey, Dick don't use my real name. My girlfriend wants to do shit all the time. Hey, dick don't use my real name. My girlfriend wants to do shit all the time. Wants to do shit all the time. You mean like, like, go out and, you know, do social shit and...

You know, my girlfriend told me last week, because I have that problem too. Call it time. Yeah. My girlfriend told me last weekend, she's trying to think of stuff to do during the day and she goes, well, I know you like to go out on the weekend. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah. Why would you think that? Yeah. I want to go out right now. I like to go drinking at night. That's true. Party. I don't like to go do things.

No, no, no, you don't want to be somewhere at noon. I'd prefer to not be alive during the day and I don't mean sleeping. I mean, just not existing. Right, right, right. And I pop in at a bar at 9. sleeping. I mean, just not existing. Right, right, right. I'm in a bar. There you go. At 9.30. And life is okay.

Yeah, with a drink. Someone bringing me a drink. That's right. And I'm like, oh, I didn't even order it. Right. Those endorphins hit or whatever, you know, open and he goes, oh, I know I'm in my element. Oh, great.

I did do stuff, yes, I took the dog to the snow yesterday. The snow? Yeah, I went to write snow. Right wood. Where's right wood? Right wood, mountain high. Oh, that's a long drive. Oh, hour and a half.

There's snow up there. Oh yeah. I gotta do that. Yeah. Sounds fun. Yeah. My girlfriend wants to do shit all the time. She's always booking weekends away at fruity hotels and spas and hiking cabins and dragging

me to them. It's expensive and a hassle and boring. And it drags me away from my work. Welcome to women. How would you summarize? How? Hi, Dick. I'm a young man.

I haven't met a woman before. I've heard of them though. How would you describe them? Well, they're expensive. They're a hassle. They're boring. And they drag you away from work. That's amazing.

Any other questions? Oh my God. Anyone else have any fucking questions while I'm up here or is that we just want to sit and think of that in silence for a little bit. Should I tell her to knock it off? Break up with her or just accept that this is the cost of having a girlfriend.

Go fuck yourself and smooch us for Sean. Okay. It is the cost. I have bad news. Bad news, but I have a solution for you. Okay, good. I have mitigating advice. My advice isn't to fix your problems,

it's to prolong the suffering. That life is, if you suffer too much, you kill yourself and then you're dead. You just have to stretch the suffering out to as long as you possibly can. So you can keep going? Yeah, okay. I understand.

Too much at once, it's bad for you. I gotta kill myself. If I have to go to another fucking weekend cabin, I'm gonna blow my fucking at once. It's bad for you. I gotta kill myself. If I have to go do another fucking weekend cabin, I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out. Right. You know, but you gotta stretch it out. You need, first of all, first of all,

you can negotiate, right? Sure. Lessen the things, find bad reviews about the things, even if you have to bank it up. So you're like, this is a friend went to that cabin and was infested with bug bites. See, I think you and to bank it up. This is a friend went to that cabin and was infested with bug bites. See, I think you and I do this automatically.

Yes. Yeah. You're like, okay, I, this, this, this, and this, okay, I will do one of those things. I'll do one of those. Yeah, pick one. Which one. Then they get something you get to get out of a few things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because we accept the reality.

Which is like, well, this is just the way it is. So we're negotiating now. Yeah, it is a negotiation for sure. A lot of people don't like negotiating, make some uncomfortable. Right. So it's my girlfriend read my mind. Like, I just don't want it like, no, they don't. So yeah, get dirty.

You gotta get into an argument. Number, another way you can solve this, ponder off on her friends. I had listened to that. It's amazing. You should do that with your friends. They don't know that. They think, they'll be like,

because they think like, well, he did something with his friends, I would be fucking, I rate. I have to, I should be there. Right, so he's probably mad at me if I do stuff with my friends. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, actually I love it.

You're fantastic. I'm gonna be sitting here missing you the entire time. Right, right? The best way to love you, the best way I feel love for you is when you're not around. Absence and the heart and such. Right, go and say it like I said it. Say it in a better way with a card or something.

Yeah. And then finally get a gay best friend. Because then whatever you're doing, they're talking. And you can just be, you still have to do the thing. Yeah. But it's's like you'll be there by alone. Yeah. That's, that is all excellent, excellent advice. Excellent advice.

Take it, run with it. Tell us how. You don't have to do anything, because he's thinking, what do I do? It's all extreme, like what he's thinking. Okay, I got a dumper or, you know, what, I got to sit and suffer with all of it. I can never do what I want to do. I always have to do what she wants to do. I can't remember what the third one was, but what

he said, he said like three things, but yeah, but no, it's, yeah, knock it off, break up with her, just accept that this is the or accept it. So he's thinking like it's going to be some big fight if I tell her to knock it off, which means don't do any of what you want to do. It's much more nuanced than that. And you can have a big fight. I mean, you're going to fight about this forever. Yeah. Like that's another. Sometimes it'll, you know, sometimes it'll be not that big, sometimes you'll at least generally after those, You'll at least, generally after those, you can at least write it for a while where you get out of most things you don't wanna do.

Then occasionally, occasionally you may have to do something big. Yeah. But then you, you know what I mean? It's like that's the little ebb and flow of it. And then there's also a fake, oh my friend is having a, a, a, a, a breed that weekend were invited to a bris that weekend.

We're invited, we're gonna go. And then we're just thinking cheese. And then the weekend rolls up, and you're like, you know what he canceled it? It turns out he's already circumcised, and he's 32. So, got canceled. So we got the whole weekend free.

Didn't put that in the invite, right? Details. Yeah. You just so many ways to lie to women. There's really so many ways to lie. And most guys don't lie at all. Yeah, I mean, yeah, to their own detriment. Well, unless I think they're gonna get in trouble.

Yeah, and then they still like, they'll still tell the truth and they'll cry about it. There's always, man. Oh, there's all these things about like, you gotta keep, you shouldn't lie because then you can't keep your stories straight. That's bullshit. Then you just make more lies. I mean, yeah. And listen, you gotta, if you're gonna gaslight too. I mean, that's, you know, I told you about,

no, I told you about this plan. So I am gonna go to Harvard and get the cure. Just, I need payment up front in the form of a blow job. I swear, I have the flight booked. I'm going to Harvard. Okay, here's something beyond Disney adults. Maybe I don't have it. Disney adults. Disney adults right there.

Backed by did its first processing, first month of recording. Oh, excellent. Famous this month. So it's working. Wow. The first one was all people putting money in and yesterday was the first time one renewed

on the blockchain automatically. Awesome. Yeah, it's big deal for us. It's like a religion, a viral video of a sobbing woman reignites debate over Disney adults. Is there a debate? We hate them in there. Like a Disney-

Like a Disney- What does a Disney adult, you mean somebody who lives into dreams? Yeah. Disney, like they're just, some people are, there are adults who, yeah. Yeah.

Here's this Asian girl. A little too fat for my taste, but boy. She's got nice boobs. Let's see what she's crying about. This is everything I ate at Disneyland. Okay. Everything I ate at Disneyland, fucking nightmare, here we go.

This is everything I ate at Disneyland. I started my morning off strong with this turkey leg I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I got a plain black coffee, but that wasn't enough. So I got a tavern cold brew. So much better just because it had more sugar in it. I also had these yummy french fries super crispy for dinner. We went to the

blue by you. This was my first time dining here and I'll make a separate video on whether or not it's worth it. But we started off with our seasonal salad. Not quite refreshing. And of course, I ordered their gumbo since it is a new Orleans being restaurant. This kept me warm since the restaurant was so cold inside. I ordered their filet mignon, which you cannot go wrong with. And their ahi tuna, which I really like. The ahi tuna was cooked to perfection. Since it was my sister's first birthday order, the chocolate birthday cake, it was so moist, you have to get this if you go here. Wait, this is crying. What do you mean? That wasn't crying.

Well, it's saying it's, people are probably saying it's sick. A viral video of a sobbing woman. Oh, yeah, that was sobbing. Well, hey, we did get to the end, did we? Or did we? Yeah. Oh, Jordan, J.C., what the fuck is this? What is this?

Did the Chinese weather balloon do this? Was that an ad? Did the Chinese weather balloon do this? Was that an ad? Did we just watch her fat women? Did we just watch an ad? God damn, that's the most of a woman eating, I think I've ever watched. Really? Yeah.

What the hell, that wasn't the right fucking video? Oh, this ugly, oh, but they're saying, okay, here, here, here, here's the, they're so moved by, here's a woman that's even more obnoxious. Oh, come on. Just fucking play. Everything taken in color. Why is she looking down so much?

Is it it woman? She kind of looks like she has Down syndrome and a purple shirt wearing a, she's got a mask on a, on a, oh dude, that's necklace. Or what? She has like a beaded homemade necklace

holding the corners of her disposable mask. Yeah. Like, like glasses so she doesn't lose it. Right. Do you see what's happening to these people's brains? The AI the AI I over Disneyland She's got two big buttons on her on her retarded person backpack here

She sees the castle and starts crying and fanning her She never been there before? Would that explain this? I've never seen it. No, I mean not really. Crafty castle like plaster and shit. Okay, well, that happened. Okay, you know, people are,

people are stunted as fuck in all kinds of different ways. Yeah, I hope I didn't miss this guy, is he in Chad? Nobody's pinging me. Yeah. Haven't seen him. Okay. Let's see what else I got here.

Free guitar lessons for women? Oh, yeah. That can't be a new thing. Let's see. Let's see what they made me. They put a new spin on it. Free guitar lessons for women. Oh, trans and non-binary people break down the boys club of the music scene.

Huh. I don't see this guy racing his hand. Like he's got to go to the bathroom in second grade. That's a... Oh, I have a quet. Yeah. Why is he racing his hand like that? Is he about to...

Is he about to like... Is to like is it like the? Does he have to raise his hand gay to most effeminate Pete Towns and impersonation ever her like? Can you see that to win mill the guitar like? Can you even raise your hand like that? It's a group. It's a music room and there's a bunch of people like with guitars that are students in this guy in the front or whatever he is wearing a skirt and he's got it. I remember it's like I have a question or it looks like I have a question. But look. What the fuck is that?

Everybody else looks like they're playing what's going on? Like is that? Why is he raising his hand? The teachers right fucking in front of him. No, I think that's a part of playing, I think. Oh, that's playing? Is that a really hammered down? Maybe.

Yeah, you know, I, okay, cool. I gotta see the prior five seconds in the five seconds. Yeah, I'm showing the laughers. Yeah, this video. Long. That is a, it's kind of an amazing pose though, because you can't quite figure out what's going on.

What is, what is he doing? I don't know. I have a question over here. What do you think, F-Code? It's like the man-hatter. So I've got the C in the G. What, the F-C him causing me some trouble. It's a hard one to bar.

Oh, God. Wow. The more I look at that, the stranger it gets. That poor bastard, he gets put in the paper. That gaze. What is about to happen or what has just happened? Look at that, the stranger it gets. That poor bastard, he gets put in the paper. I guess. What is about to happen or what has just happened? He has to go to the bathroom.

I got to know. He has to go to the bathroom. Is that a question? Everybody else is looking out their instrument, play it. He's going to ask if the all genders bathroom, if he can go in there because he's non-gendered. Yeah. Excuse me, I have a question.

The old gender, the bathroom. Does he deploy? I'm non-gendered, though. Our guitars are loud in the bathroom. I should... Ah! Yeah. Oh, I'm sitting.

I'm so weird. Uh... What is a lot of Australia stuff today? This is the same news source as the, uh, psychiatrist article. Oh, wow. Oh, here's that guy or whatever. Well, Britney, sorry.

Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. I think I'm pro trans now. But to bring your own guitar classes. Um, I mean, that's, it does, if you want to play guitar, it does, it generally helps to have your own. Yeah. And, yeah, I mean, that's, it does, if you wanna play guitar, it does, it generally helps to have your own. Yeah.

And, you know, I mean, usually it, it's not, you don't have to, I mean, you can borrow one, but I mean, if you're serious about it, you probably, you know, you've, fragile to have a guitar. Pretty start to like a, you know, cheap guitar. They're at home. In case you wanna perfect your skills at home.

Most people who are concerned about learning guitar, like they've already taken care of like a place to live and Eating and stuff like that you know that's not true. You can probably afford a cheap guitar Brittany Booker felt this is this lady Brittany Booker felt disconnected from reality and oh no from music until going to the bring your own guitar classes. Yeah Before transitioning, okay. Miz Booker, like Miz Pac-Man. I haven't seen a Miz in a long time.

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Well, I was so stressed by being an entertainer that I that I had turned to alcohol to like no I mean people like Stage fright is a real thing that people who have been touring for years like I guess Solo era John Lennon went through it where he used to barf before a show, like literally backstage and then he'd think, go out and he was probably okay. But it's like, yeah, the guy who was bigger, you know, I mean, like he'd been everywhere had done everything. No, I know, but I, anytime someone says like that they're drinking alcohol for a reason, I think, no, it's just because you like being drunk. Well, no, there's reasons. People use it for sure.

People use it for sure. I don't trust you. I don't drink because I'm so nervous about doing the show. There's lots of reasons, but usually you sit alone with your own. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's bad. I mean, yeah, the whole like, oh, I'm used to deal with the stress. And I was like, wow. That's not it. It's to deal with the fear.

It's a fear, it's like a fear and terrified thing. They're like, I can't, and then I don't know how to just take up for that reason too. And people make bad decisions when they drink. I was in a coffee world getting on stage and being this beacon of alpha manliness in a rock band. She said, what the fuck am I reading? Is this a joke site?

So I had to, that's not a good reason to drink. You mean to drink something stronger than liquor? Oh, also, I didn't really like being a part of the boys club. All right. Okay. So now you're in a trans, bring your own guitar ladies class. This also is, you know, remember this is filtered through. You can only have this many words and this article thing by the writer.

It's like, yeah, yeah, she used alcohol, but trying to build like sympathy for like a a self-induced situation. Nobody's making you front to rock band. Yeah, no, here's why the reason I, the reason I didn't know it, I felt like I couldn't get out of it because I would just let everybody down, even though we're paying to play at every venue we're at. It's like, you know, fucking crimey a river. It's not, nobody's fucking factory workers.

They're so stressed about working, that they're drinking, is that right? You're not, you are special. They're trying to get away from their misery as the reason you drink. Not rock band misery, just general misery. I had to deal with this stress. Oh, okay, yeah, me too.

A lot of stress right when I woke up. I mean, I was really stressed out about this tweet how to start drinking. Yeah, man. I wanted to do more things with other women as well. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, is that what happened? House of music and booze? That's oh, yeah, maybe that's not the best place for an alcoholic. No, yeah, right. If you're right,

now that she's kind of out of the boys club, then it's probably a lot. Now, now she drinks because she likes being drunk. Yeah, as opposed to because it's girlbossing. There are plenty of laughs and supportive comments as the participants learn and practice new songs. Yeah, right. They don't play shit Mrs. Lady said she believed music school should be about having fun and not taking things too seriously Well, that's just like hanging out then. Yeah, sure. You don't have to play a fucking guitar No, again, you don't have to do any of this. Good thing, guy.

Okay, okay. That's not a, it's Courtney. That's a different lady. Well, yeah, these are the ladies. Oh, right, right, right, right. What the what? Yeah. What?

Good for them. You know, hey, playing music's great. Have fun. That you're right. Cut you did, guys. That is great. Have fun. You're right. That is what it should be. You don't have to, if you're not comfortable doing something, then if you really feel like that's holding you back, then do it a little bit at a time. But that's like, I had to turn to alcohol because I'm forced to do this.

You're not supporting an extended family on your gigs. You know what I'm, it's like, there's so much pressure, there's so much pressure. I just can't, yeah, people do that stuff all the time where it's like, it was the only choice I had. Like, that's not taking any responsibility for your behavior. It's a women's guitar class, but it's all trans women, which is cool. Fine. I think it's cool to cut your dick off. Actually, you do you.

Fuck women in their spaces. If you look with ours for years, I mean, women just want to, women, turfs just want to turn back to clock. That's what they to, women, turfs just want to turn back to clock. That's what they want to do. They want to turn back to clock. They think it's 2005. What's not, honey? We moved on, okay?

Men are women now. Why don't you just deal with a JK Rowling? You homo fob, you bigot, you misogynist, bigot. Men can cut their dicks off if they want. You don't have to give them a hard time about it. You don't have to bitch about everything. Guy works his ass off being a rock star and an entertainer going to a factory job, stocking shelves,

making coffee, farming fields and beans and making bread and whatever. And he wants to come home after a hard day's work and cut his dick off. There's, you don't need to be involved in that. You bitch. People relieve stress in various ways. You don't even have a dick.

What do you care? Right. Other guys cutting their dicks off. No big deal. Stuff to us. We could do whatever I can cut my dick off right now. I don't need to hear you're fucking complaining about it. Right.

How about that? Like John Wayne Bobbitt, he was always talking about it. And she was like, Lorraine Bobbitt was like, just fucking shit or get off the pot. Like finally, just like, oh, so you guys can cut our dicks off and it's hilarious, but we want to cut our dicks, but we want to cut our own dicks off. It's a big problem. I mean, yeah, oh, you can't cut your dick off and play our sports. Why? No one even cares about your sports. Yeah. Who cares? I'll fucking just throw shopping carts

into the swimming pool while you're doing your dumb swimming pool of things. I don't care. Yeah. Do whatever I want. Man, build this pool. Guys are gonna come in here and have a proper swim meet. After this, doesn't mean I can't come in here.

Chop my weiner off. Proper swim meet is a great term. my weiner off proper swim me to the great You mean like a proper swim meat. So fucking annoyed at these terms Hacling man and giving us shit for cutting our dicks off Cuz they're just mad cuz they want they want them They can off you cut that dick off. Yeah, here here take it. So don't fuck yourself with it Go fuck yourself with it. You dumb bitch. Expelling armistead Uh, okay, let's do let's see voicemails goodbye. Goodbye everyone get a w at p live tickets at live dot tick dot show and

We'll see you next Tuesday. UFOs, man, they're trending. Oh, God, what a fucking nightmare that would be. Yeah. I'm going to tell the UFO people, like explain black history month to them. Two UFO people, aliens, you mean aliens, yeah. Yeah. I got wow, you guys are just in time for black history month. Aliens are like, what the fuck is that? Oh, we have retarded shit on our planet too. Where we, we, what do you think we left? Yeah, fuck.

Yeah. We just left black history, planet. We had a whole, we had to do a whole planet of it. Pain it at black. It overheated. It exploded. It overheated. We totally forgot about this.

We botched our AI that said we should paint the planet black. Didn't calculate that it was over going to overheat. All right, here's some voicemails. Okay. Hey, Dick, A. Sean, you know what makes me a rage when pregnant women post pictures going their giant belly off the world unlike faith bug or instagram yeah you look at it.

You know, if you got a pregnant belly pop a nipple on the end, so it looks like a big boob. Yeah, at least, I mean, not at least you could do. You know, for some, probably about, I don't know, four years, four years I got out of the industry. And, and, and, and, and appraised houses for a,'s company. I really I really enjoyed it actually. And you'd go and you know, you you get to see how people live. And the vast majority of people are are pretty normal. Really. I mean, whether they're whether they're, they're, you know, poor, lower middle class or or rich, the there isn't, you know, most, you don't see really, really bizarre shit in most people's homes.

Sometimes you do, but, but you would see, occasionally you'd see like these really, like expensive looking, you know, you know, professionally shot portraits of like pregnant women, like, right, you know, right in the, like the public space. Like, yeah, oh, this is when I was pregnant with my daughter. It always struck me as like a little bit weird to like, that's like your kind of the first thing that people see when you walk in.

Yeah. Their house, it always struck me as like a little bit weird. I mean, you know, I don't know, it's just my, it is weird. But you do see it. Okay, let's see here. Oh disagreement. Yeah I love you. I've listened to you since the biggest problem original. I love the show. I always have like Sean, Lomito, but I don't know if I can agree with you on your take on the last of us.

What? I started watching that. I got to get it. I got it. The whole gay thing was like, yeah, I'm a straight guy. I'm like, hold on. I understand the whole him standing in the middle of fucking street. Shootin' a fuckin' bolt back and right hole and he has all these other guns and shit. I didn't realize this one. yeah action right uh...

i don't know that so it was it was just a very good love story and we just happen to be

between two men that's why i do the episode if you want to look at episode and get pissed off about look at episode four where

Charlie Sheen's's stalker from a twin-ad man is running a whole group of guys. I don't know, I'm sure there's a couple of women in there that are that revolved in deathbed, that dragged out of their area and she's on a fucking chair. So I'll spend more time coming at the, um, that on Jesus Christ. Anyways, that episode seems just like a whole group of dudes that wanted to fucking not bury a crack and check, but at the end of the world, you know, and you're going to think you can get it. So it just looked like a bunch of sins doing whatever this fucking chick who was angry about whatever it came literally just came off as as bad.

All right. All right. Did you see that episode? No, no, no, I've only watched one episode. I'm going to keep watching it though. That was a game my girlfriend played a lot. So it was the stalker from two and a half man. Was it?

Yeah, I got to see it. Somebody running like that. Somebody wrote his gunfighters in the world. Like, what is this? Somebody see it. Somebody running like the artist, gun fighters in the world. What is this shit? Somebody wrote me, and he's like, Sean, I have never felt compelled to email you not once. That's how he's like, oh, look.

Okay, well, what is that? Where's this coming? No, he was so pissed off at your take of that particular episode. He's like, I really want you to watch this just so you can see, you can decide for yourself, because he completely misrepresented, oh yeah, all this kind of stuff.

So, I'm sorry. I messed up your gay episode. Don't worry. I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I know you guys love it. It's a gay love story so much.

I will come up, I'll tell you what I think about it. Just imagine if instead of two gay fat guys with beards, it was two hot lesbians, and imagine the reaction to that. Okay, people would be like, this is a trash. This is so horribly offensive trash. Well, I'll get there. If it was a straight love story, I'll get there.

I'll get there. People would go, what is this crap? Yeah. And they only like it because it's gay. If it was, if it was straight, I don't know, is that, people go, what is this crap? Yeah. And they only like it because it's gay. If it was, if it was straight, I don't know, is that, I mean, if it was a straight love story, no one would fucking care.

There would be like, why is this filler crap in here? But because they want to say like, oh, I love gay stuff so much, that was a really deep and interesting episode. Like, you were only titillated by it because it was gay. I mean, that's not what this guy was saying though. He thinks that, he doesn't know it. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'll get there. I'll get there. Because I, you know, I just filler. I like those shows, you know? But it's right when the story gets started. And then they do a whole episode that's not with the main fucking characters. And then episode four starts out. And you're like, I don't even remember these guys. Like, why would you, why would you take the momentum? How many chop it off? So there's like four or five.

Are they all out now? Or is a, I don't know, releasing, I've only seen one. I mean, it's so long to watch the third, the gay one, because I kept having to jack off and come because of all the gay sex. Yeah. I mean, because I was so angry. Right. I don't know how many are out. Yeah. Okay. Well, probably five comes out tonight.

Yeah. But has there ever been like a series where they just do, okay, set up the characters? All right. Now the characters are venturing off together and then episode three, nothing to do with characters. That's third episode of Seinfeld, how none of them were in it. And it was just like, that, like that, that's, seem,

it seems like a little early. Seems a little early for that shit. To me, to like season four stuff. Well, or at least later, and I mean, you would think you would want to really, because you can establish maybe even more backstory with the main characters as you go along, your incurred time, but, you know, through,

you just, you want to, you want to ride with the main group for a little while. And I tell himself at the end, but that's how I stop telling everything. I'm like, offer him in like his, his gay lover. Oh, God, your hair. Has multiple sclerosis or sclerosis or something. He's a wheelchair or whatever. Yeah. So he's like, I'm going to kill myself.

Like, I just can't take it anymore. Yeah. Which is, I mean, you can't take it anymore, which is, I mean, you can't take this and there's been like zombies and stuff and you're having a dick up your ass. And now you can't, like you're telling me that what you have is worse than that. Okay.

I mean, it's up for you to decide. So the end of the government says, I'm gonna kill myself too. And he fucking kills his stuff. I'm like, this is. It was side-packed like a, yeah. There's no way... in a relationship, if your...

significant other has had like a life ending, uh, like a... a... a... MS, I would be there crippled in a chair. Yeah. And there's like, I just can't take it on to kill myself. You saying, I'm gonna kill myself too? Is the worst fucking thing you could... It's like, you're gilting them out of killing of killing themselves one or you're making them their last moments on earth is you then responsible for you fucking killing yourself it's so demented the story in and of itself is so fucking Yeah, I don't know that I would want to put any more responsibility on the person.

You know, yes, you want them to think that you're alive because you're fine. Right. And then just kill you. I mean, if you really want to kill yourself, it's not like, oh, you know what? I'm a bro. I'm going to kill myself too. He's doing it. I love you.

He's doing it in solidarity. Yeah, it's like a fucking sympathy pregnancy. Yeah. Shut up, you idiot. This fucking guy, you don't know what you're talking about. I love you. He's doing it in solidarity. Yeah, it's like a fucking sympathy pregnancy. Yeah. Shut up, you idiot. This fucking guy, you don't know what you're talking about. It was horrible. Uh, okay, let's see. I can't wait to see it. I called in the biggest problem about this and fucked it up, but the whole deep fake thing just has me fucking gone because I don't understand why any streamer would not have an only fans of them being deep-baited on the fucking hot models like yeah yeah just an extra

source of revenue that they don't even have to work for they can just have somebody yes not even them videos all day it's the best of all the world content and they're not doing anything and just leaping the world computers doing it all the money sure my only fans is my's my deep fake nudes are up there. Guys, you're lining up. Oh yeah, let me get, let me get, let me get those deep fake nudes.

Like you guys know, you're just paying for like a computer. I can't, but you know, it's hot. Yeah, whatever. But that's why, that's why hookers need a PIMP because even the women, they don't understand this. They're like, well, that's not, I didn't consent to that. Like, just shut't understand this. They're like, well, that's not, I didn't consent to that. Just shut up.

Okay, bitch, make me my damn money. I'm deep, bitch, I'm deep faking your ass. Put it up on deep fake, that money, cash. Shatcho, my out, bitch. Right, that's how they talk. That's, bitch, you give that computer deep fake draw your titties. Get them up there. That is every, every pimping, every movie I've ever seen.

Exactly like that. But you don't like that. The computer don't walk the streets. You don't want, the computer walks the streets for me. The computer makes my fucking money. You don't do shit, bitch. But complain. You go cry on Twitter.

The computer's working. The computer, bitch, but complain. You go cry on Twitter, the computer's working. The computer, but, right? It's uncanny, uncanny. That's my bottom computer, bitch. Yeah, my bottom computer. The computer makes the money, you don't do shit. All right. Pretty good, pretty good discussion.

Okay. Hey, Dick H. Sean. Hey. In the past few episodes, there's been references by guests and collars and everybody to the American education system being low quality. Yeah. Not working well, needing to be fixed. It's really annoying to hear that because American education system is working perfectly

oh boy, uh you're just confused about what it's trying to do okay sure okay okay that's true yeah okay fair enough it's meant to give the it's designed to give women something to do during the day get them out of the house you You see those kids, you like kids, right? Go fucking, what do you mean to like teach them stuff? Whatever you think that is, yeah.

Go do that. Okay. Should I like, is there some kind of like test you want to make a protest? Yeah, go nuts, go for it. Just get out of the house. You ever have a teacher in high school like you found out later like got like on trial for something or you know what I mean like did you. Oh no. Oh yeah. How do you look for that stuff? Somebody had somebody had sent me an email or something they're like hey remember Mr. Hughes.

Yeah like Mr. Hughes. Yeah. I know who that is. You do? Yeah. Oh yeah, I think it was a Miss Trial, but oh yeah, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got put on trial for making a scene phone calls to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. Yeah, you knew that guy with his, he was, and he was, and he was, he was funny. Yeah. That guy just did not fucking, but he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was a

strength training coach. Well, in his English teacher, I had him for, but I don't know that he, I don't, he might have been, it's probably, I mean, he was a guy. White hair. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. Different guy, I think. Yeah, different guy. Wow. Then another English teacher, what's the name of the students, girls? Yeah, yeah.

Another English teacher like, I was like, tried to strangle his girlfriend. No, that was, that's fine. Yeah. I don't think they should put teenagers with a bunch of strange adults. Call me old-fashioned. I think no.

That's a big no for me. That's what the aliens are doing. No, no, no, no, no. Why do you have all these fucking high? Why do you have all these girls that are just like, don't you know what happens? Pregnant with a bunch of these fucking losers. Yeah.

Good question, aliens. Great question. Okay, that's how about, good question, Aguato. Question, Aguato. I feel like I'm living in an increasingly small branch the world and everything is the screen that control people the screen that feed us the Regulation are getting bigger and louder and I don't like them I don't like the heroes they put on the screen that they go to us. I'm a sign ski. I

Don't I don't like I don't like that. We or all fucking everybody in this country. We're like we're being hot bots, we're being pressed together into a fucking goo, a fury and hot rage, and the ones that make it out like you're... I don't mean, I don't... Mark Wahlberg from Loan Survivor, right? I mark mark warburg from loan survivor right you're fucking heroes that like they what some gave all but I am I made it back Me hero and they make movies about it. I'm just supposed to be that guy It's like this fuck I I I'm gonna do my best to fucking carve out some shit myself and I don't need to be I need to get everything to the fucking

To the fucking state to be a hero to do it. Does that make any sense? I don't know, man. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of a hero worship. I'm sick of the military. I'm sick of seeing people give a lot, maybe too much, to know reward. You get no fucking reward for being arrested for putting your hand

on a painting or going into the military and ruining your fucking life and so many fucking ways of society base people into ruining their fucking lives and they fucking steal people that they're through that made it as examples of what you should do to. You know what I mean? Does that make any fucking sense at all? Well, yeah, but you're still there. So still like subscribe to the sign up. Like people aren't getting arrested for putting their hands in a painting. Like who cares, fucking burn the painting.

Who fucking cares? Is that a specific example? What was it? Like those protesters that glued their hands to those paintings? Oh, I didn't know. Everyone was so upset about it. But like they can't articulate why? It's just all boils and I'm like, well, they can't articulate why.

It's just all boils down like, well, I can't do it. I'm subject to restrictions that I am not rebelling against at all times. So it angers us to see other people getting away doing illegal things. Even if I didn't want to do that specific illegal thing, I want to break controls that I'm not doing and I feel impotent by not doing it. So I see other people doing it makes me angry what makes you what they're defacing art. It's not fucking art. It's just some fucking it's like some totem of of of of worship that people pay 10 bucks to to go like feel cultured got you all that artists crap. You don't know why it's good. Where is it?

All of it. All of all of art. I think it was in the Louvre. Really? Some historical piece of shit. Like you don't know why it's good. You know, it's just, it's famous. That's why you like it.

So because of celebrity, whether it's people or paintings or whether it's a fucking, burn it all. Just for like why? Like detach from all of these. Conceptions first of all, first before. Well, I think that's part of what he's saying. Yeah, but I'm saying like he's still, it's still in there.

Still in there a little bit. That's hard not to be, you get emotionally tied up and shit, even if you think you really want to detach, so you're angry about that. Because it's a tough thing to detach. And it's a huge challenge. Yeah, for sure.

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So you already clicked on this link. Ranked by the free, yeah, definitely. It states with the most sex offenders per capita, I don't want sex offenders though, because that's women. I only want petafiles. Got it. Cities with the most sex offenders, I can't put petafile in it though,

because it's not like PC. It's not advertiser friendly. Look at this, okay, so Kansas City, here's a pretty cool graph of pedophiles. Yeah. Sex offenders though. I guess probably it's like the amount of sex offenders and pedophiles is probably on parody. You know, I wonder.

proportional. Sorry, not parody. Baton Rouge is up there. Wilmington Delaware. That has the most pedophiles. Per capita files are, well, they're saying sex offenders. Yeah, but with my theory, they're interchangeable. I know, but they may or may not be the case. But land of Florida? Okay, but what, no, how big is Wilmington Delaware?

But this is per capita. Oh, thank you. I'm sorry, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. Wow. Don't go to Wilmington. Don't go to Delaware, I guess.

Sioux Falls, Las Vegas, and... Although, if it's, yeah, how we not pedophiles of Las Vegas though, case it's yeah, how we not pedophiles for Las Vegas though, cause prostitution. Yeah. I don't know. I can't see Kansas City on there. Huh. Philla. No. All right. Well, states with the most sex offenders per capita. You're okay. Flip a coin. Is it Missouri? Is that where the chiefs are? for a capita. Okay. Flip a coin. Is it Missouri? Is that where the chiefs are? Kansas City. Yeah.

Kansas City, Missouri. Yeah, it's not Kansas City, Kansas. Villa Delph. Okay. Oh, Philadelphia is blue. Does that mean it's good? Good or good for pedophiles. Lowest. Lowest is, oh, Maryland has the lowest Indiana.

What kind of a fucking, what is this? What's this break? Yeah, what the fuck is going on with this infographic? God damn it. This is all from, this is all on Georgia. So this is like a, all on Georgia, Georgia commission to pedophile survey. Why? We should be looking at Georgia. So this is like a, I'm on Georgia now. Georgia commission to pedophile survey. We should be looking at Georgia.

Yeah, we're trying to divert attention. Oh, it didn't score either. Yeah. All right. Well, then it looks like Philadelphia is, it's got kind of a gray though. Look at it. See? It's blue, but it has lines.

Yeah, I don't know what the, so it's approaching. I don't gray, normal. Fuck does that mean? In these modern, Oh Jesus. How many registered sex offenders are in your state? Well, if that's just a bulk number

then the states of the high population are gonna win. Oh yeah. Sex offender registry by state. Wow, Oregon has a lot in this one. Wow. No, this is pretty cap, but okay, here we go. Here we go, Pennsylvania. Yeah.

So the best we can do is sex offenders and you're extrapolating that to this big file. Okay, first, all right. Number of registered sex offenders per 100,000, 194. So how many pedophiles are, Number of registered sex offenders per 100,000, 194. So how many pedophiles are, well, then we get into the whole offending, non-offending fiasco. I know, yeah.

But I'm gonna say, oh, like offending for the purposes of the Super Bowl, I'm gonna say they're the same. Okay, sure. Okay. And offending is the same. Okay, so 194, and then where's Missouri? Uh, one over.

That was Illinois. No, down. Yes. Whoa, 368. You got a very fulfilling. You got a very full of pedophiles. You got a real fulfilling. You got a real fulfilling.

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