The Dick Show - Episode 347 - Dick on Fat Censors

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

Being swatted again, Roald Dahl is censored by freaks, I take a 17-hour trip to Los Angeles and back, the competency death-cross and the beginning of the Idiocracy, a trainwreck call in, and some complaints about paintings; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Captain Insano, can I call in to shut up the retards? I live 50 miles from Palestine and I drove over there. Wow. Wow. Where that train wrecked. Rectum. Damn, there derailed him. No.

Damn it. Let me get another take on that. That train that wrecked and spilled toxic ooze all over everyone. Did it break up? How about that? How do you set up this joke? Rectum.

Yeah. Did you hear about that? No, it's, it's, we wrecked him. Rectum. It wrecked him. That's the joke, right? Is it wrecked him? No, he wrecked him.

Yeah. All those trains that strike that Biden stopped from the train workers from going on to increase their safety protocols. And all those, nope, I still messed it up. Wrecked the trains, trains were wrecked them. This is why I need to drink more. Can't get the jokes straight unless I'm drinking.

You're thinking too much. Exactly. That's been my problem drinking. You're thinking too much. Exactly. Yeah. That's been my problem since day one. Thinking too much. Thinking too much. Right. Oh, for thinking it. It can happen.

Yeah. That's why I'm where I am at in life in this lowly station. What brought you to this lowly state? Yeah. My incredible brain. I just want, do you see this dollar? I do see this dollar in front of you. Do you know where I found this dollar?

Yeah, it's a real US dollar. This is a real US currency that I worked for. It fell off a train. You know what I found this dollar? Where? In the garbage. Do you know who put it in the garbage? You'll never fucking guess.

I'll give you a clue. It wasn't me in my house that put the dollar in the garbage. You'll never, and it wasn't the dog also. I just want people to give, I want to give people an accurate, but assertive example, illustrative example of how my life is so much harder than everyone else's. Okay. That my money is being thrown away.

It's been thrown away. Like trash. Yeah, I like trash. Like the government. Burning. Yeah. Just burning money being burned and thrown away and discarded like it's nothing. Right.

It's an occurrence that I have to be on guard for. Not money being wasted on things like delivering donuts at night. They could easily be driven down to the donut store and picked up and driven back. Money where you're getting nothing for the loss. Money where the money's being thrown away. Right. Now I'm wondering if I'm subscribed to any sort of service that throws money away, that will drive to your house and throw your money away for you.

Right. Right. Well, my girlfriend, I've opened the trash to throw some beers away, which I try not to do. Yeah. I don't want to look at the garbage. I just throw, I just put my trash around and it gets taken care of somebody, somebody does something with it. Got it. Got it. Let me make sure I'm connected here. Yeah. I open the trash to throw some beer bottles away. And what do I see peaking out from underneath some more beer bottles and papers is a little piece of a dollar. And I said, well, that's not that

couldn't possibly right. This must be some sort of a joke dollar or a piece of a dollar. That better be the very corner of a dollar at most. That better be it. That better not be the whole bill. Some sort of a, I must have dementia or senility or something. I'm going to go to the, I'm not going to reach down into the garbage because there's no fucking way a dollar would be and the money would be in the garbage. Yeah. I'm just going to go straight to the doctor.

Must be hallucinating. Yeah. So I went to the doctor and they said, no, you're fine. Actually, true story I did go to the doctor this week did you to get my blood work back? Your blood work for what? Just like a physical, just a regular physical or whatever.

Yeah, and you know, you know, the $64,000 question on my blood work, right? Yeah, sure. Because after the doctor gave me such a talking too for drinking too much, and doing too many drugs, you're 100% fine. Get the blood work back and she goes, well, your blood's fine. Yeah. Especially your liver. Oh, great. And she said, your blood's fine. Especially your liver. Oh, great.

And this was the tone, even your liver. Ah, that was like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Cause they can check like for elevated levels of like, of things, right? Like who fucking cares? I know, I don't have them. The check, I know. I know.

The doctor was pissed that my liver work came back fine. This is the worst thing that can happen to you. She goes, well, you're still drinking too much. I better up my game. She goes, well, you're still got to cut down on your drinking. I said, well, apparently this, she says, this doesn't mean that you're not drinking too much. She said, I mean, it kind of does.

Well, like, I'm not, well, here's the thing though. It kind of fucking does mean that though, doc. Like, usually, I know your disappoint, you sound disappointed. I've disappointed a lot of women, a lot of times in my life. I fucking know what it sounds like. You are disappointed by something that is related to me, that I didn't necessarily cause, but I'm happy about. And that makes you upset.

I know exactly, I know exactly how upset you are right now. And that I know exactly why I've caused it, and it's by celebrating something that I could have caused but didn't. Yeah, yeah. The bad news is, you still have to deal with your brain. And what do you mean? No, well drinking, it's one of the few substances known

that crosses the blood brain barrier. I would know that. But I'm too, I'm not starting to overthink this now, Sean. Okay, okay. No, no, we changed with my brain chemistrythink this now, Sean. Okay. Okay. We talked about my brain chemistry now. Yeah. Chemical imbalance.

Well, no, even no. What's that? They even know if that's true what you're saying. Well, they know what are normal levels of neurotransmitters and things like that. And then the alcohol effect you're bringing makes you extremely happy. Right, right. Alcohol and crosswords don't do wonderful things for your brain. Well, anyway, I go, how, why is this dollar in the garbage?

Yeah. How did this happen? And she says, my girlfriend says to me, well, it has a hole in it. I said, I'm sorry. The way. Hold on. Where can you identify the hole? Can't you take this job?

Can't you take it back together? You don't need it. You don't need I mean, I'm in the parade on your money that has a whole it's a fucking one dollar bill It has a hole in it. Yeah, she goes well actually it had too many drugs on it Like every other what so you just worth way more than a dollar So I go wash it off in the sink. This is what yeah, cuz you can watch I mean money It's what has been washing machine and hangs together. It's it's not for sink. This is what, yeah, because you can watch, I mean, money is what has been washing machine and hangs together. It's not, it's not all paper, right?

I mean, it's, I just can't believe this. These are the things that I have to be on guard for, okay? These are whatever you're worrying about in your life at home is pales and comparisons. Pales and comparison to what I have to be on guard for. Someone who claims, who claims that they love me throwing away my, my money, my most important treasured possession. Right, Sean. Right.

Is there gonna be a PSA out about that? I gotta say, I do not ever recall having to fish money out of the trash. I don't think it's ever happened to me. Oh, well, be on guard for this, fellas. No. Okay? Because it's happening. It happening, it happened to me. It can happen. It can happen to you.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey was a week ago. I forgot how upset I was about that. Yeah! Welcome to Dick. You want to take you to Dickie Love Dick? You got us a show where it was a contest. Give me a laugh from Mountain Bunker, Deep in the Heart of the City of Failure. I'm your host Dick Masters and AKA the 20-million dollar man. Joining me is always this world touring LA-based comedian, Sean the audio engineer.

Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy? Thank you for not killing yourselves. You're never going to believe this. I updated my website after 13 years. L.A. based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy? Thank you for not killing yourselves. You're never gonna believe this. I updated my website after 13 years, metabethandwomen.com. Did you really? Yeah, somebody said that there was a, it wasn't working, like a plug-in happened.

Yeah. The website wasn't working. So I locked it. You got to update those sometimes for, right, for when you're in. Yeah, and sometimes they update themselves and just break everything. So I locked in and I'm tinkering around with it.

And I don't know what it was. I saw one of these like trans L's Twitter accounts where all they do is make posts, making fun of trans people. Okay. And I just struck me all the sudden, like this is somebody posted of that. Yeah.

It's like this is just, this is women beating up men. Okay. Me like cruelly very, very cruel and I just started I don't know why while you read the article speaks for itself. It just hit me in the exact wrong way at that moment. I did it this night. Wow. I don't know. There you go. 13 years. I wrote a new content. I wrote a new content. I'll be down. It's time. It's time. I'm feeling it again. The pressure from both sides is Ten years, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, I was working there was there's articles there with like a hundred thousand or more comments, but I mean like how recently Like I mean really no idea 13 years you think people just kind of stop going there, but it's always it's always new to somebody and it goes down for a second and someone emails me So they must be checking it or looking at it. I don't know how they made so fast. Yeah

It is I can count on no trans person ever threw away a dollar of my here's the here's the here's the I can count on my hand on one hand The list of things that women have ruined and it's everything Like what have trans people done they made women sports better? Yeah, that's what they that's the oh no trans people have ruined women's sports better. No. Oh God. Yeah, that's what they've, that's the, oh no. Trans people have ruined women's bathrooms. Oh God, I wake up every day giving a shit if women can go to the fucking bathroom in peace or not spend some more fucking time in there

while I don't ya. Meanwhile, everything. They want to send us the likes of JK Rowling when a send us, when they're bigotry, want to send us back to 2005 with their outdated when a send us when they're bigotry want to send us back to 2005 With their outdated ideas of gender, you know what I mean? John yeah, yeah I see guys just thought yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you go get them girls like no

No, do you know trans person is ever used to child this leverage in an alimony hearing you mother fuckers okay so let's let's all remember what team we're on here you think they're gonna fuck you when we give them their sports back no they're just gonna take more they're gonna keep they're gonna keep going until we have no spaces left people probably hated the article The article? Yeah. Well, everything I'm saying. Why should anything change? I should.

Yeah, exactly. My blood work is fine. So I got, I'm supposed to be in Mexico right now. Yes. As you know, hanging out with Ralph, everybody meeting up and it's like a, it's like a, a dick show of a lot of shit and stuff. Just me and Ralph. Oh my God.

We're gonna hang, we're gonna hang out and not, not tell, not criticism. a dick show a lot of media. Adjust me and Ralph. Oh my God. We're gonna hang out and not criticize each other for our various issues that we have. That's our, you know, that's a foundation of our treat. That's our treat. A label and a piece of shit. You have no problems? Not to do you.

You're not a piece of shit. You're not a piece of shit. You're not a piece of shit. No, I was really, I'm very, I'm sad about it because we planted for a while. Ladies, girl, got me this trip for Christmas. Wow. And we, here is the overarching theme for this

and all the things that are happening is literally just you and Ralph. Well, I and her too. Oh, okay, I was gonna say, yeah. Well, I and the watcher, you get a Ralph and the liquor. That's my, that's our shared autobiography. Ralph's life will bring on a violent confrontation of some sort.

Yeah, I mean, I fully expect to deal with hip management. I'm getting texts from people like, you better be careful down there. It doesn't cost a lot of money for somebody to hire a hip man and kill Ralph. I'm like, well, you know, I guess that's just what I'm dealing with now. I can't even go to jail. Just looking over my shoulder.

Right. For some, you got to be a lazy woman or trans ally that didn't take a joke quite the right way, even though they're very funny people. Uh, or some Mexican guapo coming at. I'm looking under every Sarapa and Sambrero and mustache. For the guy that's coming to shoot Ethan Ralph. And I'm gonna jump in front like Kevin Costeer. No.

Yeah. So, Aiti's got got me this trip. And here's the overarching theme, like I'm saying. We are in a death cross of competence all around. We are entering that idioticity phase where people don't know how trains are supposed to work anymore, and they're just running them into cities,

spilling poison gas everywhere. They don't know how power plants are, they don't know how the internet is supposed to work anymore. If it stops, they just go, I mean, I don't know. Some guy was supposed to, some guy who was in here making all this stuff goes. Just he died or he's not here anymore. I don't know.

I don't know how to log into my email and find it. And the plan is, you mean like in the toilet? In the toilet, exactly. Exactly. And the planes, they don't work anymore. The foundational structure of everything is breaking down around us. And I don't know what's to blame. Perhaps it's because every single job ad

on that stupid train companies website says we value individual individuality and employees of experiences of all colors and genders. It's like, is this really, is this the thing you wanna have on your website when you're crashing trains through cities and spilling poison fucking gas everywhere and opening portals to other dimensions? The focus on the main order.

The focus on the main order. To satisfy the nuts on social media. Yeah, when they... With some huge outcry, where it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, how about somebody who just knows something? Yeah. Who can fix it if it's broken? How about just knock off all the acquired knowledge?

Knock off all the stock photography, diversity photo shoots, and just put on their, our trains work. How about that? There was another, there was a guy who famously, you know, ran on a platform of the trains running on time. Sure, sure. And it's starting to feel a little, we're starting to have some fucking train problems. I to start you know yeah i don't want to start

saluting the wrong flag quite yet but i'm just saying uh... let's see if we can get these trains and and planes working again uh... you don't have to go all the way you can just get the trains running on time when the when the when the a i's when the facebook a i in the google a i launch nukes at each other the last thing i'm we're gonna see is a uh... a fat body with a shaved head and died red at died blue hair a genderless fat body with a half partially shaved head going on so fucking proud of my representation in this new kid in this

mutual nuclear fucking Holocaust, right? Yeah, that's gonna be the last image of bloop. There's a warning on your phone And it's gonna say this warning has approved been approved by our genderless Sexless council of individuals that click here to see more and I'm gonna say oh there's a bunch of nuclear bombs Raining down on me before I get to click fucking more to read about the impending holocaust, right? Playing our plane to Dallas was 40 minutes late The connecting flight to Merida to see Ralph. Yeah left three minutes early Didn't even bother and it's the only one they only fly one flight a day and the next flight is not

until Monday. Oh, wow. And they couldn't wait. They couldn't wait. So you went 10, fuck you go. We went to LA to Dallas. It did go to Dallas. There's a connecting flight there that was that was about 40 minutes. Yeah. And then the gates right fucking next to each other, right? Yeah. So it was like tight ish, but not 40 minutes. Yeah. But then the first. Should have been able to get a snack still. The first plane is 40 minutes late, exactly. So we're like, wow, this is gonna be tight, you know, the store this is going up and down the aisle.

Oh yeah, you know, they're, oh, they're aware of it. Yeah, they're aware. Well, that's the, yeah, they're supposed to be all right. We got like, we got like a couple of minutes to make this thing. Yeah.

So I don't know if there's anything you can do and just like, yeah, we'll make an announcement. All right. And I remember as a kid, as a kid, I remember, the stewardess is going, hey everybody, we got 12 people who need to make a connecting flight. Yes. And let them go.

And let them go. Exactly. Sit in your fucking seat, right? Exactly. Okay, no problem. We got this Ralph, Ralph, I'm coming for you buddy. Yeah. I'm coming fucking seat, right? Yeah, exactly. Okay, no problem. We got this. Ralph, Ralph, I'm coming for you, buddy. Yeah. I'm coming for you, right? Um, no problem, I'm gonna make it like Andy do frame for red and say what to know.

I'm coming for you. I left Ralph and say what today I didn't show up. Yeah. I left him. Ah. So they make their dumb announcement and they start hawking their credit card, and I'm like, wait a minute. Don't hawk your credit card.

Now people are tuning out, right? That's so, oh yeah, yeah. Now people are tuning the shit out, so they finally get to the end and say, and some people have connecting flights. They do say that, okay. Out of courtesy, please let them deplane first. And I say, that's it.

Yeah. That was your, that's your emergency, like sit down, these people's whole weekends are going to get fucked up. And you know, so of course, everybody gets up like normal. Like normal. And I'm wearing the very back. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you, do you guys have connecting flights? Yeah. And they're like, and the people who are now people,, oh, I don't want this guy yelling at me, right? So some of them are sitting back down. And the other ones were still standing up like, yeah, yeah, I'm going to sow and sow and sow

in like an hour and a half. Oh, we have one. Yeah, we have one like now. So can we go, like, wow, you know, I'm kind of grumbly up. But the front of the plane is totally up. They're doing what they want to do. Yeah. They want to do. They're not going grumbly up. But the front of the plane is totally up. They're doing what they wanna do. Yeah. They want to do.

They're not gonna hold you up. They're so close. I've never, it's, I don't know why I'm shocked by it. No, I know. There's no fucking, like common courtesy. I didn't even let them know. It's like, what are you guys doing? No, it really, yeah, that didn't really.

Nothing matters to any of these people anymore. Totally. And they're all sitting with their stupid smiles as you do playing, uh-huh, uh-huh, and this whole time I'm thinking, 9-11, 9-11. Oh, God. 9-11, the worst part about 9-11 is that airlines got money out of it.

That's the worst part. They always get money. So we show up at the gate and they said, left early by three minutes. Oh, like, are you guys? You didn't have one person who's like, well, there's 12 people on the other plane. We could give that one flight. So I go customer services, you know, the usual bullshit.

And they say, well, you know, we can't really, we can't really delay planes. You know, it's not, that's not something we could do. Well, why was my plane going? So if the fucking wings fall off, you just go ahead and go anyway. There's no reason. What do you mean there's no reason? Why was your plane late? Who knows? Yeah. Fucking they're tinkering around doing something. So, no shit showing someone, um, showing someone with a unique and diverse experience, how to put a, how to screw in a, got it. They're trying to teach their new mechanics and non-gendered mechanical terminology that

doesn't involve male and female. Yeah, they, they instituted a new policy where they can't, they can no longer refer to connectors and male, as male and female. He really caused a lot of confusion in the fucking fascinating shit together industry. Yeah. Which, which planes are blind on. I don't know if you knew that. Uh huh, yeah.

Yeah. In the audio world, they call like a certain connection a gender bender. Not anymore. Not funny. Now they call it an exceptional individual. Right. Connector.

So five hours later, or seven hours later, after our return flight home was delayed by two hours, which should never happen. I think it was a 17 hour round trip from our house, back to our house. Yeah. God. On Friday.

What a pain in the ass. Yeah. And that's when I found the throne away money. Okay. Here is And that's when I found the throne away money. Okay. Here is, there's that. Mm, oh, I got swatted again too. Again? Yeah.

Number three. Yeah, on Valentine's Day. What the fuck? You know what the most annoying part of the swatting is, is that I have to like apologize to everyone for it. You mean like what? So we only know we're getting swatted because of that citizen app that tells you of all crimes

being happening in the area. Yeah. Do you have that app? No, I don't. It just pops up all the time like crime. There's a burglary like man with a stapler, attacking people at a quickie mart. I've man.

Really? It says man. Are you sure it's this man with a stapler, attacking people at a quickie mart. I've man. Really? It says man. Are you sure it says man with a stapler? It says individual. Right. Individual with a stapler is attacking other individuals at the quickie mart. Right. Run by an individual down the street.

Almost APN with. So the helicopter's shooting its lights into our bedroom, like a alien abduction. There's a fucking one in the morning. They always send out the helicopter. And you're paying for it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's great. And so the cops are pissed too.

Yeah. Right. The cops are pissed that someone's wasting their money, which I don't really even understand. Yeah. Like, do you guys go into like, hibernation mode, like a, like a server cluster and you don't charge any money. Well, you know, you're taking your pension the rest of your life at your fucking 90% pay or 75% of 80% whatever depends on what it is, right? It's like the L.A. is fucking full pay for all I know.

L.A. is just filled with constant crime. What do you mean? Your money's being wasted. You guys don't there's train. I can see a train being robbed right now. Like, red dead redemption. What do you, why are you pissed that your money is quote being, all your money is always wasted. You know, you guys would do this for free. Um, so, so how do you find, do you get a, do you get a lock in the door? No, I wake up with a, I wake up with my girlfriend shouting,

we're being swatted again and there's, and I open my eyes and it's like a fucking alien abduction with the spotlight shining right into our bedroom around the curtains, right? Shhh, lighting up the whole thing. It's like one in the morning on Valentine's day after Valentine's Day. So, somebody calls 911.

This time they call it the fire department. Oh yeah, get this. Because it's like, but they should know, like they know where it's coming from, right? No, phones, they don't work like that. They don't, you can never tell where it's coming from. No, I guess you, because it's just, it just gets these towers, right?

They're just like, the phone network is not made to prove where you're calling from. Where it's from. Yeah. You can say where you're calling from, but it's not meant to verify it. Yeah, like it just wasn't built like that. Like a landline. So funny you should mention that because the cops said after all was said and done the

cop goes, you know, there was a note on your thing that said, this has happened to you before it. I thought that was weird. Like, well, can you think it's weirder next time? Like what do you, is this is what, this is what you're weird hunch. Right. You know what I'm saying? He's like,

then the call itself was really weird. And I turned to my body and said, this is pretty weird call. Right. You know, it seemed pretty fucking weird when you were hiding behind my girlfriend's car, pointing a gun at my fucking head like the matrix. That part was pretty weird to me.

Right. So as she says, oh, we're being swatted because the citizen says, there's a man being murdered 13 feet away from you. Right. God, you're like, yeah. No, I would think because it could ultimately cost them millions and millions of dollars, they have to come out, right?

No, no, no. Even if the Supreme Court says they have no duty to protect you. Okay, we went over that, but it doesn't mean that there won't be some kind of settlement that has to happen, so it doesn't drag on in all the bad PR because cops settle with the public all the time. Yeah, but they let all kinds of crimes, you know? Yeah. That doesn't mean there needs to be 20 of them,

which like all, they don't, probably not. But walking through my fucking house, single file with their guns pointing for it. You guys don't see a fucking problem with all of your guns pointed out. And so, she says we're being swatted, like, ah, fuck, not again.

So I go, I say, well, I'm just gonna go outside and wave to the helicopter. Right. I'm gonna do something weird. Okay. Yeah, because of, yeah, the weirdness has been going on. If I wave to the helicopter and I bring my phone out, I get up, I'm wearing pajama pants. Sure. No shirt on.

Yeah. You know, my hair is looking wild. Right. I go out there because I'm dead of sleep, right? And the fucking doctor had just, I had just gone to the doctor who told me my blood was fine and had given me some tips on how to go to sleep. And my gay, you know, I heard all this stuff before.

Yeah, well also, and I don't sleep. I, you know, a sleeper wake up, doc, I pass out and come to. Ah, very funny, John. She's giving me tips on how to go to sleep. And then she's like, what about your job? Is it stressful? And I'm thinking of like all the swattings and stuff and people calling people pedophiles.

My personal life is more stressful. And I'm like, you know, yeah, yeah. You know, she's like, well, is there someone you want to talk to about that? I mean, well, it's kind of my job. It's is more stuff. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. You know, she's like, well, is there someone you wanna talk to about that? I'm like, well, it's kind of my job. It's talking about stuff. So you're telling me, right? She goes, well, you know, there is something called

BetterHelp that my client's saying. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, BetterHelp wanted to advertise on my fucking show. And they're total fucking scum. Yeah, it's like, they don't even have therapists. It's just other people, I think. I know, it's just like a fucking scam. I think they're supposed to be licensed therapists.

Well, I've never checked it out. I know they have a fucking affiliate code. I want your fucking affiliate code. I've heard a lot. I've heard the advertisements. Do you want to give me some Harry's razors too? Yes. Does that a medical need as well, doctor? Right.

What else do you have there? Some man-scaping, filming kits for me. Jesus, fucking cry, you got some blue shoes that I can use, blue shoes. Just like, well, what's the nature of your like, she's like crying, right? Like I'm saying normal psychotics, like I'm no reaction anything.

I can cry, you know, yeah, it's the normal, normal my response to everything. Like normal not to show, normal life. She's like, well, what's like normal, right? Normal, my response, everything. Like normal, not this show, normal life. She's like, well, what's the cause of all your inability to sleep and your anxiety and stuff? I didn't say anxiety. No, by the way. Yeah, about 7 billion people.

And she's telling this to me through a mask, and I'm wearing a mask. Like, well, what could be causing your sleep issues if it's anxiety? what could be causing your sleep issues, like if it's anxiety, what could be causing your anxiety? And I'm like, it's literally under your fucking nose. Like you don't see any fucking problem with a young and a young-ish person having to live and communicate like this

through a fucking disposable mask. We're still doing this. I don't know, Doc. Just like fucking open your, look, look right in front of you. What do you think the fucking problem is here? It can better help me with this one. So the tractor beam is in on the house,

and I say I'm gonna go outside and I agreed with the doctor that I'll try to limit screen time and just go to sleep, right? So I was extra pissed because I had done, I had not brought my phone to bed. Yeah. And I had gone to sleep. Probably the sex did that though.

Yeah. Valentine's Day, not the phone, but whatever. Yeah. I was sleeping. I can't put the phone down. That's the thing. Yeah. It's bad.

It's fucking pointless. I gotta see what Ralph's doing on Twitter, man. I can't be. It's probably one of the least healthy things you can do is to wreck your sleep. I'm even fucking care about sleep. Like she's making a big deal, but I'm like, I've lived like this my whole fucking life.

I don't care. What do I have to do? I'm not getting up and operating on, like I'm not getting up and medically recommending better health to anybody, so I think that'd be all right. Yeah, yeah, you don't have that much responsibility for other people. I'm waking up and drinking to work. That's true. I don, so I think that'd be all right. Yeah, yeah, you don't have that much responsibility for other people. I'm waking up and drinking to work.

That's true. I don't think I really need, I don't, I don't need to sleep all that much anyway. I was extra annoyed at that because I could taste the, you know, when you can taste a good sleep in your mouth, when it's ruined. Okay. I woke up by the cops again, and I could taste the goodness

of the sleep. I was really stupid. I was having a, oh man, I can, I can, fucking taste that it was a good one. It's like you're eating, you got about a third of the way through a prime rib eye and someone yanks the plate. Yeah. You go, I wasn't done with that. I go, yes, you were.

Fucking tasting the good, I'm, like you, yeah, exactly. I can still fucking taste how good that sleep was. You mother, fucker. Just take me off the list. Take me off the list of citizens. Take my address off the list. If I'm getting killed, I'll fucking handle it. Or I won't.

And my last thought will be at least I tried. Right. Cause that's the most important thing. Just try. So, let me see if everything, yeah. So, I got inside with my phone, thinking I'm gonna wave to the helicopter and point at my phone.

Right, right. Okay, give me a call. Can you fucking dick's? Yeah, please call my phone. I'd like to call from the helicopter. Look at your little back computer. Yeah. And notice that it call my phone. I'd like to call from the helicopter. Look at your little bat computer, and notice that it has my phone number, and this happens to this guy.

Don't send in all your fucking idiot cops to fuck up his sleep, right? The helicopter, I love the helicopter. Give me a fucking call, and then I hear, put the phone down, driver! I'm like, put the phone down, yeah. Put your hands on there, put the phone down,. I'm like, okay, I called it in. Yeah, put your hands on the phone down and they know it's a phone. Yes. I like what do you think you can do with the phone?

Call for backup. I don't do a drone. You see my coordinates? That's what I mean. Launch a drone strike. I got six fucking or 20 fucking A walls over here. Launch a Jedi drone strike. What the fuck?

Morning. And I said, wow, that is okay. So number one, you didn't get out in front of it. Yeah. Like you thought you were gonna try to do. And number two, that was really close. And I kinda go, okay, all righty. And I look over to my right.

And there is a cop hiding behind, hidden behind my girlfriend's SUV in the driveway. And it's snuck around and it says, like, dodge this. I was like, all right. I think that's, I actually think you're too close, bud. Like, I get easily, and then you have those intrusive thoughts. Like, why don't you just grab the gun? And I'm like, no, don't, you know, it's just intrusive thoughts. Like, steer your bike into the curb. Well, no, don't. You know, it's just in truth of thoughts, like steer your bike into the curb. Well, no, I know. Yeah, exactly.

Jump, jump, crash into the water barrels. Like, that was like nihilistic suicide thoughts that are always happening. And I'm like, so what do they do? And that would be, do they, do you come, they tell you to come out of the house or what? How does, how do you get out of the house? Because I was trying to tell the helicopter,

you're already, you're already, you're already, you've met them. Yeah, I just came out. I'm like, all right, my girlfriends and my dog are here. So I'm getting to tell the helicopter. You're already, yeah, you're already, you're ready, you've met them. Yeah, I just came out. I'm like, all right, my girlfriends and my dog are here. So I'm getting out of the house. Probably a dumb move, but I am not, I'm not making this a dog jumping, screaming scenario at my front door.

Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Just going out of the house, maybe I'll get shot, but I think that it's a little bit safer than saying in the house for other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I go that it's a little bit safer than saying in the house for other people. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I go out and I'm like, all right, let me just put down, I don't have a shirt on

and I'm wearing my fucking clown pants that I have. Sure, for bed. I put the phone down and they run over, hands behind your head, they run over and they grab my wrist and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is a, you're getting, I'm getting swatted. They go, what's that? Like, bro.

Yeah. Don't they, don't they brief you guys on anything? On anything? This is like a new phenomenon that's going on. You guys know about weed. Have you heard about that crazy, crazy that's going around? You mean the devils? I said I'm covered in fentanyl.

Get away. And they're like, whoa, they ran. They ran like holes in the air. Yeah, in the fog. Right. So that means it's a prank. You're being pranked. Someone called you and reported this as a prank

and they said, who? I'm like, how the fuck do I know? I just woke up, you jackass. You're the one with all the fucking computers and shit. What do you mean who? You, you did actually, you did this to me. Yeah. So then he goes, this was the best part.

He goes to his guy that's arresting me, use two cuffs. Because getting cuffs with one pair of handcuffs, fucking hurts. Cause there's no, like you can't bend like this. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you can give him a wider, you can do that. You. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you can give you a wider... I'm like, you motherfuckers, can you could do that? You know, you're aware of it. And when I told you that it's a prank,

you elected to give me the non-thumb fucking destroying cuffs. Yeah. Okay. So it gets... They knock on the door, then I guess you're a girlfriend in there. Yeah. Is she sleeping or not? Like, well, is your girlfriend in there? Yeah. Is she sleeping or not?

Well, what are you sleeping like the dad officer? Well, you guys got a helicopter and a bunch of assholes shining fucking spotlights into our bedroom. What do you fucking mean is she sleeping? I'm pretty sure she's awake. And then five minutes later, did you say your girlfriend was sleeping? I'm like, no, I don't know why you keep thinking that she's sleeping.

Yeah. You might have been going in the neighborhood is sleeping right now. No one is fucking sleeping. And they're all on citizen going, oh, this guy again, move or get a new job. Oh, I'm real fucking sorry. God damn. Then I'm getting fucking 20 guns pointed at my fucking head and I woke you up on Valentine's day, right? I'm real fucking sorry and I woke you up on Valentine's Day, right?

I'm real fucking sorry about that, you mother fuckers. Yeah, what if it happened to them? They're like, I wish they just shoot this mother fucker so it stops happening. Yeah. That's funny. That is kind of the attitude. That is the attitude. Why don't you just move?

Hey, cock sucker. Yeah. I didn't do this. Right. You know what? Why don't you just move talk about victim blaming I'm gonna get swatted so much that I'm gonna get put on an ignore list and then I'm gonna come to your house and fucking kill you Right and no one will come. Yeah

Oh this guy again. Yeah, it is yeah, this guy again. Yeah. Don't worry officer. No problem. Like Dennis Liri, we should, we should, you know, we should attack Vietnam now. They'll never expect it, right? You make movie, not this time, Phil. This guy again. No. Oh, it was about that dumb podcast.

Yeah. This is a fun. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, a listener. Somebody said, one of the neighbors said, well, your neighbor is really freaked out. I'm sorry that I'm just, I'm sorry that I'm not affected by it. Okay.

Like because I can't beat. I'm so, once again, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry for existing today. I'm so fucking sorry that existing is inconvenienced to you. I bet your blood work is fine. And everyone's happy when it comes back normal. Not me. Yeah.

Sorry, no one threw away any of your money today. So fucking sorry that none of this stuff happens to you. You fucking asshole. So they knock on the door, my girlfriend opens and goes, you said you would call next time. And I'm like, now is not the fucking time for that. Go nuts. Shooter.

But they rule it. That's the guy that attacked me. Yeah, why couldn't they call? He said several times. we thought it was weird. The call was weird too. You want me to read it to you? See yeah, read me the call. Right.

You guys, 911, they call the fire department to get around safeguards. I don't know. I don't fucking know what they're doing, anything that they're doing. Yeah. Said somebody broke into my house. It was me calling.

Somebody broke into my house. They shot me and. Somebody broke into my house, they shot me and my girlfriend and my dog, and they stole my ID and they're gonna go, and they said they're gonna go kill the neighbors. And I'm like, what the fuck? And they said their name was Ethan Ralph. My God. Oh my God.

That was the clue right there that it's called what we call a prank in the comedy business. Right, right. But it's also, I mean, that's really evolved. I'm like, you don't think that's a little, you think Andy. Right, right. But it's also comedy that's really evolved. I'm like, you don't think that's a little... You think Andy Kaufman, you know what I mean? This is real. I mean, it's funny if I had walked out and said, here's my ID and they said, well, that's

what you said you'd say. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Right. Like that part doesn't seem weird to you. The Ethan Ralph part and he goes, well, actually that did seem a little weird to us. Oh my God. Well, maybe you just, you know, he goes, well, we have to treat these things that they're like they're real.

That's what I figured that they would say. I mean, I know that that's not, I'm, first of all, I know that's not true. Yeah, because there's just so much crime happening in LA that I know you're not doing that. It depends what neighborhood it's happening in. Yeah. You know what? There's a, there's a rallies down the street. I really like their fucking fries.

Let's go ahead and drive through and then, you know, we'll head on over and like see what's happening in an angle. What's your podcast? I'm like, no, because I just shit on cops and firemen all the time. I don't want you motherfuckers listening to that fucking show.

I got recognized by by TSA guy. I asked for his names. I could give him a shout out because he's a listener. Really? He said, you mean he's like, sick masters and I was like, uh oh, I've said the most bad stuff about the TSA. Fuck the TSA.

I'll say it. That was my, uh oh. I better be get one of them. If you get one of them by themselves, they'll shit on it too. I mean, it's a job, whatever. It's a job. I mean, it's a job if you're fucking, the only thing they've proven is that it fucking steals. Well, you didn't steal that guy didn't steal.

His name wasn't Cody. I forget his fucking name. So that was the most annoying part. Well your neighbor's scared. Man, yeah. What, what do you want me to, how do you want me to internalize that? State man, you never just care. Man, I'm really guilty. What the fuck?

Yeah, that's, yeah. Who, send him over. Right. I pointed out that they're fucking head. Yeah, that's how they fucking feel. God damn. I pointed gun at their fucking head. Let's see how they fucking feel. God damn. I'm telling them out there. And then when he said, drop the phone, right?

I'm like, oh, that was real close. I guess I didn't get out in front of this. And then I see them fucking pouring out. Like black hawk down. Like all these dark fuck urges. Like you guys were hiding in my neighbor's yard. What the fuck's wrong with you? Why would you do that?

What am I? What am I like? Fucking magneto in here. It's so many of these. You guys got metal guns. Ooh. Yeah, if you look at how big a threat they think I am. Yeah, now I'm like,

I could take all 20 of you actually. Yeah, I'm gonna dig a big, just start doing some weird finger shit, dude. You know they'll think twice, like what the fuck is you doing? Cause they've seen all the Marvel movies, you know what I mean? That's, in Cuffs, you think these ridiculous Cuffs can hold me? Yeah, well,

mm mm mm mm mm mm mm. Look, dude, I think the media is complicit in cop shootings and stuff like that because like, dude, they're people too, they get riled up, they get the fear put in them, they get the, the media is easy, they get the cops all freaked out. Yeah.

You know, it doesn't fucking, it certainly doesn't help. Bro, you know, Narcan, like that thing that they, that's it, right. So they get a fentanyloteDE and then they do Narcan. Sure, some Deer is given. Narcan, I can't prove this. Narcan, I think, is paying and freaking cops out

to have ODE experiences so they can do Narcan and make it a promotional, like, the Narcan saved this cops life who heard someone talking about fentanyl and then they had an OD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they prime them, because people are very primable, you know?

Yeah, that's hypnosis is not real. Yeah, I know. That's just a guy going like, oh, what do you think you're like burning and shit? Oh, wow. Whoa. I mean, that's not a crazy thought. Yeah.

I mean, you get, you know, they're giving them Narcan and saying, like, you're gonna, if you think about fentany get, you know, they're giving them Narcan and saying like, you're gonna, if you think about Fendel, you can easily OD and then take Narcan, but make sure you tell us about it so we can do it as a promo and sell the fucking product. Sure, I mean, but yeah. I mean, it's something that,

yeah, that's, so that was my Valentine's Day. Oh, well. That was your Valentine's Day, was it fun? It was less eventful. Yeah. I didn't even fucking care about this. Oh, well. How was your Valentine's Day? Was it fun? It was less eventful. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even fucking care about this.

I honestly doubt. Yeah. Like you're sitting out there with all those green funds. Three fucking times. Sitting out there with all those guns out on you. How long are they here for? How long do they, because like 30 minutes. Oh, that's it.

They gotta go do paperwork back at the, I bet that's it. Yeah, and they said they gave me the paperwork and they're, well, next time this happens, just show, make sure you show this. I'm like, man, how the fuck am I going to use that thing? I'm not there, but I don't know where I put my dollars. Let it let the fuck am I going to come out there with paperwork? What do you retarded?

Yeah. How's that going to work? Whatever. Right. Uh, I don't think anything else funny. They said, I mean, that's, yeah. It was even funny, you're my dumb decision to go out without a shirt on, because I looked like a homeless

insane person. Right, my hair going everywhere. I think it's like this one relative of Charles Manson. Yeah, I looked like Charles. I'm crazy hair and I'm gonna put on a suit next time. Yeah, excuse me, all for shirts. Yeah, I'm lovely poachy here. Pretty, I wasn't invited.

Slap! Something in progress. You're having a lady cop? Slap! Ha! Not as you've got a lovely lady cop over there. What can you see in that helicopter? Yeah.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. I don't know. I don't know. When's the next time I'm gonna get swatted? Because everybody else got swatted the same day, but the cops just like call them. Everybody else.

Everybody else like the bunch of streamers, people. Oh really? It's all Ralph related. Oh so you found everyone hates Ralph so they swat everyone around Ralph. Really? Yeah. So that happened, you feel your, obviously, you know,

like Ralph connection. Right. Right. Right. What a fucking mess. My nephew, Bam Bam. Yeah. You know, I got to send you, I got to show you this.

He drew a new character called penis man. Oh god. Didn't, didn't one of them do this before? I gotta send you I gotta show you this he drew a new character called penis man. Oh Didn't one of them do this before now. He drew strong weener before I guess The bad guy though to straw he fights strong winner. I guess strong winner is a great name by the way penis man. Oh, he's got a dick nose. He's made entirely of penises. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. My sister's like, well, you can't don't draw that at school. Why not? Why not?

What do you, why? Right. Just penises shaming that you're doing him because it's fucking cool. And don't say what it's made out of. And let them go, you know, that's on you. They're just for a gentleman. Yeah.

Life a gentleman look like a bunch of penises. I'm not seeing. Sometimes it's just a cigar, lady. Right, right, right. Sometimes it's a cigar. Yeah. You got his jerseys, he plays T-ball. They got their jerseys.

They're the Los Angeles angles. What? They spelt it wrong. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, my God, it's kind of cool. Yeah.

Go with it. Just be the angles. God damn. Right, Sam's here, Sam. It's really. But go with it. Just be the angles. God damn. What I say to you says, really gonna reprint it. Los Angeles, I'm like, I'm like, that's awesome. The Los Angeles angles, you know, wow, wow, unbelievable.

Fuckin' Mexican print shop. Yeah, you got it. Oh, really? There was a roller hockey team. I played on a roller hockey team. I don't really have the name, stupid name, right? The Blazers, which is like a, it's just, like it's a lame ass name.

Okay, whatever. So they printed up jerseys. It was the Balsers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. B-A-L. Uh, the Balsers. The Balsers. So my whole weekend got fucked up.

Yeah. And then fucked up. Yeah. And then fucked up again. I'm supposed to be on a beach right now. Yeah. Soaking in some alcohol with my friend Ethan Ralph. That's right. Instead, um, no swatting on the beach. Can't be swat. You can't get swatted on the beach.

Yeah. Because of the death cross of incompetence that is now taking root, that is taking root. Oh, I think it, yeah, I think it's very, very growing. It's an established weed at this point. Yeah. Route was a while ago. The competent men, okay, have been driven out of every field imaginable, including doctors, competent, male, doctors have been overlooked and ground down into nubs, same with lawyers, same with politicians. They have either been either been selected out through affirmative action and women empowerment and all of this bullshit that women did trans people did not do that Fucking women did it all of this horse shit to select to select

To select employees by anything other skilled employees by anything other than skill Here's and then self-selected out by the amount of work that is then thrust upon them because they are the only remaining competent or slightly more competent employees in whatever field they're in. It is a twofold, it's a twofold process that has destroyed civilization. I think when this is the beginning, I think when you give somebody something because of what they are, it's ultimately bad for them and it's bad for everyone else. Yeah. And that's because you're really setting people up to fail,

which makes the whole fucking system fail. And some of these systems are actually important. Yeah, like trains and planes. Yeah. Where's the person going? Hey, everybody sit down. We got 12 people. Hey, well, let's we can wait 10 minutes for these 12 people, right? We're not going to refund. We're not going to refund 12 people like a thousand bucks. Are we? That would be insane. Right. Instead of just waiting 10 minutes to do our one way, our one trip to Meredith. What happens if you're fucking late? Where else does that plane? Every fucking flight. I know the plane was on that day,

except for the goddamn one that I made at. Yeah, which was early. Yeah, and the early was green. Yeah. The plane left, the plane left, three minutes early, green. Like, no, that's a mistake. Well, there's not the goal to leave early.

The goal is to leave exactly on fucking time. No, what are how, how soon, because there's a point where like they close the doors. Yeah. You like, how many minutes before, you know what I mean? Like, oh, like if it was still there, like if it was still there, there's, that's happened to me. They're like, they, no, we can't let you on. Like we're not, that's fucking door. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When, open're not open the fucking door. I know that's yeah. Yeah. Open the open the goddamn door regulations. No, they don't. Yeah. What if you left your person there? Yeah. Yeah. Would you have to do or be fucking hopelessly locked then you don't bitch open the fucking door. Um, here we go, Sean. Roll doll books. Sure. Sure. Did you see this? No, no, no,

no. I mean, you day comes in the country fat bitch you know that and the MFN his stuff's been like controversial for a while but like Augustus A gustous glute is now enormous. Yeah, instead of fat, he's a big hulking. He has nothing to do with gluttony or, you know, negative, low moral character. Now he's just enormous. Sure. You know, like a incredible hulk. It's just a, you know, non-judgmental specific language.

Can you fucking believe this? I can. I can. And like you, you just have to own physical items or pirate every, I don't know how this is a foundational instruction manual for children. Roll doll is the best children's book writer ever ever. I mean, and he is based beyond compare. Like he is, he knows exactly what he's lecturing and it is about the moral decay and crapitude

of what society has becomes and sinks into if it's not policed aggressively along the lines of upstanding character and restraint. You know, like he directly lectures children on the merits of restraint and judgment and positively, which is a foundational characteristic of our whole fucking generation.

And they're removing it. They're just removing it. So kids are not introduced to these ideas of like, yeah, fuck fat people, fuck ugly people. They're fucking assholes a lot of the time. Fuck them. You know, if something looks weird and fucked, probably is.

Well, I mean, it's, we are kind of, we definitely take notice of things that are, that are odd and fucked. That big fat pig, he's gonna dive into the chocolate river and try to drink all of it because he has no self-restraint. Fuck and look at him.

I mean, the big enormous individual? No, the big fat pig. That's who's doing it. Umpa, umpa, umpa's are now gender neutral. Ha, ha, ha. Well, it's not very homo-erotic. Well, the orange. I mean, you know, they're a little pigmy guys.

I mean, I thought that was kind of implied. Yeah, oh no, I know. Yeah. Old dolls, children's books are being rewritten to remove. Actually, I'm gonna rewrite them and make them worse. How about that? Again, this is really, this is like erasing history. This was Willy Wonka and he brought you in factory.

That's gonna be my rewrite. Right. Well, it was like, it's like when they changed pirates at Disneyland. So they're chasing food around? Or whatever. It's just like, hey, that's the funniest part of the ride. Nobody does this anymore.

Like pirates, you can explain. They should have made all the pirates fly. They have some sense of like Captain Phillips. Yeah. Right. Oh, do we got the boop boop boop? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all like E.V.O. and pirates. Yeah. I don the right. Oh, do we got the boop boop boop? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all like, he be a big man.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. It's like, just, I just think it's dangerous to, to, to, to, I mean, I don't know if you want to call it, like a whitewashing history or, just whatever, like, I mean, you just say, oh, it never happened because it might offend somebody who,

it's like, hey, but this was written in like, you know, this, say this was written in 1874. Like, it's like, hey, but this was written in like, you know, this, say this was written in 1874. Like, it's like, yeah, we don't talk like this, like Mark Twain, you know, I mean, and we're a gem. Of course. Yeah, what's, I wanna know what's going on with that book right now.

Because everybody, and that's like a teenage reading book though. Yeah, this is kids. Yeah, kids need to know that. Well, but that doesn't stop them from fuck fat, these obnoxious fat women that are driving you into a peach with a bunch of bugs. You know, there's a bunch of broads who are fat, not ugly. You know, it's a good book. I think, you know, I started it and I think they get killed

in the end. Really didn't have to read it. I always thought we were, yeah. Rolldog kills a lot of people in his book. Does he? Oh, yeah. All the people in Willy Wonka, all the kids are all fucked up when they leave. They're not normal. Yeah, one of them stretched out and shit. In the book. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. As opposed to just going, oh, she just has to be pressed. You know, yeah, they press her, but she's all fucked up. Right, right. Um, Puffin has hired sensitivity readers to rewrite chunks of the author's job. That's a job. Instead of trains running on time, we've got sensitivity readers. We're writing role dolls books so that fat women don't have to think about them.

So they changed people to do this. Fat women did. Just to be fucking clear, edits have been made to descriptions of characters' physical appearances. The word fat has been cut from every new edition of relevant books. While the word ugly has also been called, a bunch of gatorade models leading this, the word fat has been called. So your family can offer it. You're only deal with it. You're only allowed to refer to fat as something that's on dead food. Right? I mean, why did they call it that? Or an strictly scientific term like fat cells, you know, but oh, they got to change that.

You're not allowed to say empowerment cells now. Yeah. Look at the empowerment, the empowerment cells expand the main ingredients. Expandable cell. They can enlarge up to 10,000 times. It's original size. Oh, can they? Is that what fat cells do?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's 10,000. It's a fuck ton. That's why people get so fat. That's why people get so fat. Yeah, your number of fat cells don't really change. I just think all the trans hate is a distraction from led by women to distract us from how fat they've gotten. You know?

Well, I gotta look at those guys. Well, the whole doll is constantly getting to be a women over there. Take a look at that. Like, no, no, no, let's take a look at how guys. The whole doll is because the guys are pretending to be women over there. Take a look at that. Like, no, no, no, let's take a look at how fat you've gotten. Yeah. How about that? I mean, that's pretty weird over there, don't you think?

Not really. Edits have been made. Oh yeah, if ugly has also been called Augustus Gloup in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, is now described as enormous. And the twist, Ms. Twitt is no longer ugly and beastly, but just beastly. Oh, that's right. That's a little odd.

Right. Not okay. Beastly is a little, I mean, that's a, that's really like a sub. Not even human. You're dehumanizing, right? So how is ugly bad there? Just because people say ugly. Yeah.

What is beastly me? Hunterly doesn't even have to refer to a person, but hundreds of changes were made to the original text. And some passages not written by doll have been added what? Oh my God. Yeah. Can you imagine how the doll waking up out of his slumber as a zombie and just going on a shooting fucking massacre through puffing books? Look at the new line they added Hundreds of changes and some passes not written. Yeah, but the roll doll story company said it's not unusual to review the language No, that's why there's all these Not on your articles written about it in the Guardian and stuff because it's so not unusual

Yeah, during a new print run and any changes were small and carefully considered. Well, the fucker, you didn't write the fucking book. Right. In the witches, a paragraph explaining that the witches are bald beneath their wigs ends with the new line. There are plenty of other reasons why women might wear wigs and there is certainly nothing wrong with that. I mean, that's just in the style of the author.

I mean, they will smith do this, that he come in there and start slapping people until they stop making fun of his life ball. And there's certainly nothing wrong. It's fucking crazy to me. There's nothing wrong with that. That line is like, no, so kids have to do a little bad.

Like if kids are reading a book about a bunch of witches that eat children, and they think, oh yeah, they're bald, fuck you. It's their culture. Yeah, then they're like, oh man. And then suddenly we respect other people's cultures. It's so, it's so fucked with, some aspects of everybody's culture are fucked.

It's so fucked with women due to men. It's so fucked, even when they're like a small boy reading this is like subliminally feeling bad because he had a funny moment of enjoyment of reading that this dumb bitch is bald. So he's like, fuck her and then the next sentence makes me, oh, I feel bad about myself. Right.

And then they weaponize this. They're whole fucking lives. That's why all the transmockery is started to really fucking annoy me because I see where it started and where it's continuing and going and they women women are pressing a lot of it and Sent guys who like want to impress women And then they're doing this shit at the same time In previous editions of James and the giant fat bitch the centipede sings uh... in previous editions of james and the giant fat bitch the centipede sings ant sponge was terrifically fat and tremendously flabby at that

and at spiker was a stint as a wire and tries a bone only drier both verses have been removed and in their place the rhymes because it because spiker was so thin that it sets an unrealistic expectation for anyone reading it. Right? There's a lot. Both verses have been removed and in their place of the rhymes, Ant Spung was an asti-old

brute and deserved to be squashed by the fruit. Oh, I did read that like they both die, right? They get run over. Yeah. And Ant Spiker was much of the same and deserves half of the blame. That's terrible. Yeah. God damn. God damn you people. It's really bad.

Burnin' hell. That's piss-poor-writing. She deserved it. Well, you know, I mean, She was too horrifically fat. Does she really deserve it? I mean, they should probably think about that too. They're just like, ah, no, but it's still, it's better than what was in there. So we're good. They were pushed by the Patriarchy to treat James like shit because a man abandoned them and bit

made them embittered. Terrifically female characters. Terrifically fat is so much better of a phrase than old brute. Nasty old brute is redundant and boring. Terrifically fat has carried so much weight. Pond intended. Well, it gives you a terrifically fat. That's so interesting. No, it's a very, it's a mental picture. It's like, oh yeah.

Like, because terrific is normally, your mental association is good. And it's just like basic writing that you've destroyed. Yeah. That you've destroyed. Fuck you. Right. Terrifically fat is really good.

That's really, that's, that's, that's, he's terrifically stupid. Yeah. Oh, how interesting. What an interesting thought for a child to entertain. Cause terrific is a good thing. Yeah. But it's like, it can be terrifically fat. I wonder what that is.

Like, I can use my imagination. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh, she's a nasty old brute. Yeah, but it's like, it can be terrifically fat. I wonder what that is. Like, I can use my imagination. Uh huh. Uh huh. She's a nasty old brute. Like, oh yeah, okay, I heard that shit before. Okay. References to female characters has disappeared. But they say, women,

Miss Trunchball in Matilda wants a most formidable female is now a most formidable woman. Yeah, I mean, what? Why is female like anti-chains of something? I guess. Nash, you're a,

because female is like sex. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So she's identified as a woman. I think so. So it's an identity, not a, uh, biology. I would love to meet the people that made these changes on their way to the gas chamber. You got, you got a capital of fucking crime of destroying.

You got at least talk to him for a while, just to, just to get the huge children into their fucked ideology. Gender neutral terms have been added in places where Charlie and the chocolate factories, Umpilumpas were small men. They are now small people. Well, they, I mean, they work. So they're obviously men. They're constantly talking about themselves. They're talking about other people. What if they were women, they'd just be crying about, ah, he messed a oompa, oompa, whew. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Oh, I mean, God help them if they try to rhyme. All their rhymes would be about cutting off dicks. You know, right? They'd have to add a lump, a lot of words, it's an in-sick, and an ICK. I guess this group should cut off his dick. Yeah.

What do you do when a man has a penis? Cut it off. Oh, good enough. The cloud men and James and the giant peach have become cloud people. Cut it off. Oh, good enough. I mean us. The cloud men and James and the giant peach have become cloud people. Yeah, that's totally fine. You know? Mm-hmm.

I love just the introduction of a sexed race of cloud individuals instead of just cloud assholes. Sure. Puffin and the Roll-Doll Nazi story company made the changes in conjunction with inclusive minds. Oh, really? So some, okay, who are you? Right, right. Well, so somebody,

so because like Roll-Doll obviously like, you know, you had an estate or whatever, but it seems, if I see the Roll-Doll story company, that means that the family probably sold it to somebody for the rights and they're like, yeah, fucking, it'll sell more books, right? More downloads, more what ever. You sell more books though, Roll Doll is like never.

Wayne, in terms of Poppy, has he? Oh, I don't know, I don't know, but still the black author is fucking overtaken for all their stories about it who came out is what trans baby and gay shit happened. Inclusive minds. What I'm saying is, yeah, they, okay. You know, a lot of the, a lot of the parents, a lot of people are age or younger, you know,

even younger who would have kids the age where they would want to read rule dollar. They would want them to read rule dollar, but, but they're like, those books are problematic. Bro, on their, I went to the inclusive mind site in a testimonials page, the first testimonial is by Mallory Blackman. I don't, that probably was, that was not picked at random. I don't know Just the well they're not gonna know they're black on the testimonials. How do we make it? How do we make everyone know that these are black people doing? I got it. Let's name them black man Black people doing it, I got it. Let's name him Black man.

Oh no. Oh no. Just fucking kill me. I think that's why I don't care about the swattings. Because you're all there. I really just hope you guys fucking execute me in my front yard. Fuck this.

This Asian cop was there. He's like, oh yeah, I remember, I was at the last of your swatting. He said that, why don't you fucking say anything then? Pencil dick, you're supposed to be the smart one. I'm having no shirt in the bag of the cop car sitting on like the plastic that is their back seat. So I'm like fucking homeless, drug addicts,

and shit to the kids. Well, everything, they just hose it out. I can't execute. And he's talking to his having like a normal conversation with me like, oh yeah, you're the guy with the podcast. I remember you from your last swatting. Like, what? Yes, how do you fucking, how do do you live, how do you have this conversation

with me, where my hands are behind my back? And I have no shirt outside. Get the fucking handcuffs off me. You dickhead. You're like, you, you, you, you, all right. You know, you know it's fake now. You're littered. Talking to me.

Talking about the last one. You know, you're failing the, the blade runner robot test like in real time. I am a turtle on my fucking back. Take the fucking handcuffs off of me. Yeah. God damn it. As a handcuffs, I mean, if they were on it all should have been on

for all of two minutes. Can you guys not see that I have like only linen pants on and no shirt? Right. What do you think I'm hiding in here? Yeah. This is my house, Dick Brain. Yeah.

God damn. As a children's laureate, so this is the group, inclusive minds that's perpetrating this evil on children. We've always considered ourselves to be inclusive, but Beth and Alex have helped us achieve our inclusions and diverse different ways. Oh, remit. Yeah. And in a more far reaching and comprehensive, yeah, you, you know, you need to, you need to multiply that by, you know, tenfold. That's you are definitely not inclusive enough. Um, oh, yeah, here's what black man said. All of our children have the right to see themselves reflected in the stories available to them.

Diversity is more than just seeing yourself reflected in the world of literature. It's about others being able to see you too. Every child should have a voice. No child should be invisible. Man, fuck you. I want to, where's my representation then? I want fat bitches written about and fucking have a cricket making up a centipede making up goofy songs about

how they're fucking fat. And one's so thin, she's a bitch too. Guess what? See, so thin that her bones are even drier than shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome representation. Our role does like the only representation I actually fucking did think I had. Fuck representation, fuck you. Okay. Nice logo. Looks like a pedophile logo. You can donate with coffee or paypal. Just fucking de-platform these people coffee.

Fucking wipe them off the map for every trial. Your team won the pedal bowl, right? I mean, that's, oh yeah, did they? No, the pedophiles won the pedal one. Chiefs, they had more, oh no, no, no. No, I think, oh they, who won? No, I can't fucking remember. I don't remember either.

No, I can't remember. I think the pedophiles won. Okay, yeah, who run? No, I can't fucking remember. I don't remember either. No, I can't remember. I think the pedophiles won. Okay, yeah, I don't know. I can't fucking care, remember. It's a little I cared about it. I knew last week and now I don't fucking remember. Oh, their contact form doesn't work. I was gonna, oh really?

I'm gonna go fuck themselves. Doesn't work. How can that not work? Inclusive minds, password, private area, for only for those with inclusive minds. Got a fuckin' poison area, isn't it? Man, you gotta keep a real close eye on these fuckin' kids. Everyone's all pissed at Chelsea Handler,

because she did some dumb video about how not having kids makes her able to invent time machines and go to parents' room. Like an obvious comedy sketch, but conservative people are retarded and they just react to everything they see. Okay. I don't know if they want her to have kids or what but they're spurking out like usual. Yeah. I don't know why. Keep them shits away from the kids. Okay, how about this? Here's a speaking of kids. Here's a, here's a humorous, here's a humorous picture that I saw today. This is a happy Monday, the Tamu's family meet

Hudson Neal Bachman, the proud son of, so this is a little baby that was just born and give to these gay guys. Does huh. Does it look like, doesn't it look like he's like in a hospital bed, this gay guy, it does. Like you shit out the baby. Yeah. It's all sweaty and stuff.

Yeah, it does. They didn't have the baby. No, they do make it look like, it is, it is, it is like this. It's like that. It's like shit out of baby with butt com or stuff. No, it does, it does look this. It is like that. Just shit out a baby with butt com. Oh, God.

It does, it does look like that. Like this was just born. It looks like the mother and the father. You're like, how they put, you know, like, like you've seen a thousand times. Like here's us with our new addition to the family. Yeah. Right?

Where are they in this hospital bed? A few hours after the baby's born, you know. It's all clean up. They're all greasy and stuff. The, the gay men are all you know, it's all clean. And the crazy stuff, the gay men, look, they're all gree stuff, like they just had a Vaseline fight. Oh my God. And they're holding this little baby that popped out of some, probably Eastern, Eastern Ukrainian bitch.

Well, then that baby is. That they gave 30 grand to or something. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. It does, it does look like that. Man, you didn't shit this baby out, right? Why are you, why are you both like you did?

Yeah, I know, I know. What the fuck is this? What is this? I don't know. Did they take turns, you think? Like, all right, move that, hold up. Let me get in the bed. I want to pretend like I should the baby out.

Baby. Maybe. I don't know what the fuck this even is. We let women do get away with so much shit, just because you can't deal with them otherwise. You know, but gay men doing, gay-be pictures, hospital fed, what the fuck? You couldn't just adopt a kid,

you had to pay some broad that's never gonna see the kid again. What is that headboard? Like what is the, it's a fucking hospital bed. That is what it looks like. He's in a hospital themed like, like robe. It kinda, it looks like, and he's the other ones wearing a bracelet. Oh my god, they're making it look like he just pooped out a baby. It's fucked. I didn't even notice the bracelets. Oh my god, they're making it look like he just pooped out a baby. It's fucked.

I didn't even notice the bracelets. Oh my God, you're right. You're right. You're right. I know. And this is, it's all this, look at this, so I clicked this thing. You know how I like to click on things.

Yeah. The Tasman's and Family, what is it? Tamu's family. Yeah. Tamu's family, special, all right. That's already red flags. You're calling yourself a specializes in offering same sex couples,

straight couples, single men and single women. You can't accessible and affordable surrogacy programs. So they, their whole business is making kids with women who are desperate for cash, gay couples and single, straight people. That's fucked. I think having kids is like, I mean, it's slightly evil already because we live in hell. Oh, yeah. It's like it is a real, serious curse life. Like the one thing that people, the one thing that people want is to never have been fucking born. So doing it just,

like it feels like a fucking trophy hunting to me. The one thing that I'm a little bit surprised that I hear because the stereotype is that old people are back in my day, back in my day, back in my day. I hear people, my parents age say, it was way better back in my day. Yeah, it was, I feel terrible for the millennials. I feel because it's like, what can you have?

What do you have? It's really, I got to hear that. I always thought, I'd hear, ah, you think you got it tough. Yeah, we had a way where I said, oh man, it sucks for you guys. There's a lot of people I hear who you would think would say that are saying exactly the opposite.

The Chelsea handler thing, people are arguing with me about it. I'm like, I'm fucking curious. You guys, you don't even want this bitch to have a kid anyway. She's like super liberal. Yeah. Why would you want more kids?

I don't understand like comedy. Yeah, you know what I mean? She said she is single. She said she has no kids, so she invented a fucking time machine and she'll hitler. You think that was right? You think that was made me.

Yeah. Well, it's telling people not to have kids. Like you don't like any of these fucking people. Why do you want them to have kids and make them fucking super liberal? Right, right. It works against your fucking, but it works against your interests.

Everything they say is some version of have kids because it's exit liquidity for you. You need someone to take care of when you're older. Why would you make a slave? Like why do you see it like that? Why would you say that out loud? It's a legacy. Yeah, the legacy one.

All right, whatever. Like I'm sure you need someone to carry on your legacy of beating off to chicks getting stuck in washing machines on porn hub. But that one part is so so deranged to hear people say it over and over. Alright, let's get some comments. Oh, you want to hear this one first? I have a lot of stuff this week. Yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised. Here's, do you have a penis? Let's see what that's all about. Sounds like a site you would make. That really does. Okay. Here is this lady S. Queer said, absolutely sickening Arkansas straight our state senator

Matt McKee asked a trans person at a legislative hearing do you have a penis? Does this state senator have any basic human decency? Let's see what let's see what it is. You said that you're a trans woman. I trans female yes, mister. Trans female. Oh, I talked over it. I'll play it again. You, that you talked over it. I'll play it again. You said that you were a trans woman.

I transparency, no, yes, sir. Do you have a penis? Oh, that's horrible. You're the one that brought that into this discussion. Are you saying the year? I've watched this video, probably a thousand times. So trans female, not trans woman, which is the opposite of what they did in rolled doll.

Yeah, they do whatever they want. Yeah. Yeah, no, she's the right one, because a bunch of fat chicks to the other one. Okay. So the trans female. You can go through and watch every person's reaction. Penisline watch.

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What whoa Oh, that's horrible. That's horrible. I can't even, I can't even say what, why? That's so bad. Totally stumped. We live in such a weird world. I never thought the world would get so weird. So fucking retarded.

I really just, I really just go. I never thought the world would get so weird. So fucking retarded. I really just, I really just go. Just penis. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You have to just laugh that out. That's a question that I ask somebody subconsciously. Let me tell you the story about this individual. They have a penis? Yes, guy. Okay. Continue with the story.

Like it kind of frames like literally everything else. They can tell me about that. Yeah. Are you trans? Translady? I'm trans female. You got a penis? Oh, whoa.

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Oh! That's horrible. That's horrible. You're the one that's horrible. That's horrible. That's horrible. You're the one that's horrible. That's horrible. That's the one. You're the one that's ridiculous. What if he's doing it because he's concerned about possible if they're in a relationship

possible like Alamoni or child support or anything? It's like, what if his next sentence was, I'm going to advise you to get rid of it. So that I only ask about better when your relationship inevitably fails, which everybody's fucking does. There's a penis monster running around grabbing off people's penises. Right. Men and women. That's the first one I'll let you know. Weemolly winky, right?

That's right. That's about a cock thief. There's this crazy guy running around stealing people's dicks. Yeah. So that's the only reason I ask. Bet you wouldn't public health concern or giving you a penis. There's another lady running around giving everyone a penis when they didn't want one. So I'm just trying make sure, we lock your doors, pull you in. So, you don't get a penis you don't want. Right. It's called rape.

I don't know if you knew that. Okay. Justin Glover says, here's an insurance rage. Hey, Dick, I got a rage for you. It's insurance. I've had the same glasses for years. Everybody was always pressuring me to get new ones because I had vision insurance.

So I finally gave it. I go to the doctor. You thought you had vision insurance. Exactly. And that a, I know this story is going. The story is going. I go to the eye doctor and he asks, I'm stupid chuckle fuck. And he asks like some stupid chuckle fuck giving me a hard time saying, why did you wait so long?

You've had insurance for 10 years. I said, I don't wanna deal with the headache to which he responded, oh, it's easy. You get a free pair, you got insurance, you should use it. Finally get my glasses after another hour of this shit. It only'd be told, oh, we don't accept your insurance. That'll be 400 bucks. Oh my God.

Okay, well, I hope this pair last me. Because if something happens to these, I hope this pair last me because if something happens to these, I'll gouge my fucking eyes out like edifice instead of ever setting foot in another eye place ran by, ran like a used car lot again. Go fuck yourself, Dick. Sean, you're like a second father to me. Two dead. He's got two deads. Just like that. Gabi, I have a penis. I just don't, I just think it's, I don't see how you can raise a child without one parent being a total idiot. You know, you tell them,

you can raise a child without one of the parents constantly melting down and acting like a jackass all the time. I just don't see it. How is the kid gonna learn how to deal with people if one of their parents isn't behaving like a fucking moron? And, you know, it's just not a way way it's not a healthy way to raise a child Right, you got a yeah, you got a condition then for the world by having one parent make no decisions based on logic

In a motion and constantly making your fucking problem, right? I'm the most fucking well-adjusted person on earth Hey, he's got no kids got no chance the kids got no fucking chance Hey, he's got no chance. The kids got no fucking chance. Clip that one. Um, General Sceptics says, Hey, Dick, I figured you find this hilarious. Possibly a good topic for the shows. Taking away men's AI sex, wife, who's, there's a huge problem. All right.

Well, let's see what you, so what you talking about. Was it a decentu something? Yeah, some kind of, some kind of a link. I fucked it up. They made an animation of me when I have dementia and thinking problems on the other show. Really? Yeah, remind me I'll play it for you later. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do. Okay. If you think you're struggling on Valentine's Day, she says the main sub for the replica chat bot,

pinned a suicide hotline after the devs removed the sexting role play feature. So they've got these apps where you can talk to them. Like it's an AI. It's a woman. Like if you're lonely. Yeah. If you don't have enough you can talk to them. Like it's an AI. It's a one man. Like if you're lonely. Yeah. If you don't have enough women to talk to in your fucking life, you can talk to this one.

How do you do it? And you know it's an AI. I hope. Right? You're going there. No background honestly. Honestly. No, I mean, dude, one of the, one of the founding researchers, engineers for Google's AI,

ended up thinking it was real and started like campaigning to not deleted and campaigning on the rights of like sentient computer programs. People are fucking stupid. I'm telling you, that's gonna hit like a ton of bricks. People on, all these computers are real people. Yeah. And they're not. Well, and you know, some bad scientists have been doing it

with apes, you know, I mean, for you, that's the, I mean, go go. Sure, I can talk it all. Well, yeah, Jane, Jane Goodall even back, you know, in the 70s and stuff, you don't name the chimps. You know what I mean? She had names, you're supposed to, this is A5. This is, you know what I mean?

Like that's how you do it. You don't attach to them or give them person. You talk about this, the temperament of this one versus it's not, you don't fucking attribute personalities to them. I'm gonna start giving women numbers. You think that will do a lot of good for my mental state. Just calling them by brands, your tags.

Yeah, your tags. I'm just gonna call them, I'm gonna name all women by what I think their weight is. Like the hills in Vietnam, you know, Hill 81, it's me at meters, you know, like it's how's 135 doing? Yeah. She's the 137 now. Yeah. I've been

They're names are okay. They're name their name. They're name fluid. Hi 205. What's up? What do you call me that? My own Stephanie. No, no, it's not 205 It's been a tough. Yeah, it's been a tough week in the replica community and today with the news that Erotic role play will not be returning. We're all dealing with some pretty complex emotions. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha They didn't want the computer chatbot, talking, getting guys, making guys come. Is that what's going on there? So, yeah, however you're feeling it's valid and you're not alone. It's not valid, it's retarded.

We're all reeling from this news together. If you find you need some additional support, our slash suicide watch has put together a list of hotline numbers, you can find that information here. When you want to, like, when you connect to your app though, wouldn't that be just as good as your suicide? Hotline? And as always, we moderators are here for you. Feel free to message us in vent.

We're not trained professionals. We all love replica and kin commiserate and process these emotions together. Just go message it. Go message it until I'm going to kill you. You know? Maybe a little swaps tell them you're gonna kill yourself. You know? Maybe a little swamnick go like you. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm. I'm doing it right now. I'm putting a toaster in my bathtub. What do you think's gonna happen to me? Yeah. Also adding another cool resource from suicide watch that does not involve a hotline. See, you never thought of here. Cool resource from suicide watch. Here's a a hotline. Never thought of a cool resource from suicide watch.

Here's a cool suicide. Yeah, these are cool anti-few. You just don't think that certain words belong within like a few other words of each other. Like suicide. Yeah, I mean cool and suicide that are better around that are set off by two words in the middle Hey kids, it's just a little odd. I know you want to kill yourself because it's exactly about Yeah, there's a tissue cool. Here's some cool suicide resources for you. Oh check out our hot new suicide watch See and then guys go trans and then women are still fucking, women just won't leave

them a fucking loan. You can't even cut your own dick off without some bitch nagging you to death for it. I'm sick of it. I'm fucking tired. I've always was tired of it. I'm tired of it again. And you can also click the help section of the replica app, which has some helpful conversations for crisis.

Oh, okay. Anxiety, stress, venting, and other needs. Bill, write in, except blowing your load. You can't do that one. I mean, I don't know. There's no, like, you're doing sex chats with the robot. There's probably no difference than with a woman, right? Except you don't risk getting into a relationship with it.

Well, I mean, if people are this upset about it, it's got to be better. Yeah, probably. Huh, what are they? At least, horror's hiding. All right, well, good email. Thanks. So general septic. Well, you just another spotlight shown on a weird aspect of... Just another thing I just don't understand anymore. That's it.

It was bound to happen. I'm not sure I understood most things anyway, so. I said he was calling in, but I don't see it. Who's that? Is it... He said he was calling in about to talk about monkeys. Monkeys. Yeah, what's your discord name? I don't know, maybe I fucked it up. Shit. Monkeys, what in about to talk about monkeys. Monkeys. Yeah, what's your discord name?

I don't know, maybe I fucked it up. Shit. Monkeys, what's he gonna talk about? The Board Ape Yacht Club. I need another beer too. I don't know what this is. The Board Ape Yacht Club? Yeah.

Oh, dude, it's pretty funny. Like, I'm guessing they're not apes. Oh, they're apes. They just did like a bunch of Nazi stuff and imagery and they got everybody to promote it. I thought, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, you mentioned this last week. Yeah.

Got it. I thought he was calling stuff. Well, they got a lot of, make it a lot of celebrities to promote it. Yeah, like Ellen and Jimmy Fowl and Snoop and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, let me order another beer. Right.

There are no coaks. I know, I'm sorry. Dark, dark day. You know, I could just, I could just bring more than one of my own, but I prefer to drink yours. Yeah, it's been bugging me. We didn't buy anything because we thought we'd be in Mexico.

Right. No, we, no groceries. Yeah. All right, well, if that pops up, Chris, the key we say is I had an abusive call from two escorts. One on a another victim. Yeah. Yeah. Poor bastard. Victimized again. Again. Let's see. They're very rude. Oh, they're just horrible. See what I think I hear your beer coming.

Oh, thank God. Never needed it more. Right. I thank you. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, I had an abusive phone call from two escorts, one on the phone and one on the background accusing me of all sorts of shit like raping their friend escorts and drugging them, etc. Like, you get a four drugs.

Exactly. Yeah. They were screaming their heads off. One of them was mad for writing a negative review about letting her dog shit all over the hotel carpet when I saw her as a client. So they did abuse him, right? They brought her dog.

Well, they put the hotel in my locker security. He's lost the pet fee or, you know, org was charged more. I know they give a, yeah, like a deposit, right? Well, yeah, I mean, they charge you for a pet anyway, but then if the pet does any damage or anything, they think they charge you more. So he hires a whore and she meets him at the hotel and pricks her fucking dog. charge you for a pet anyway, but then if the pet does any damage or anything, they think they charge you more. So he hires a whore and she meets him at the hotel and prongs her fucking dog that shits all over the place while he's trying to blow his load.

Yeah. He's got some dog shitting. What the fuck? Fucking whore is man. It's unprofessional. It is very unprofessional. Thank God for Christ the Kiwi. Because then they call up as a you rape, us and drug. Look at the fucking breakdown.

Imagine if he was like a good guy. This would be devastating. You brought your dog shit all over the hotel. I reviewed you accurately and now you're saying I raped you and drug you. Fuck you. Thank God he's a psychopath. Right?

Right. You raped us and drug us. I might. Yeah. Keep going. Yeah, I could ruin somebody. You know, can run a year. What do you think about that? Right. Oh, God, damn. It's just impossible to say it's impossible to come down on him when this shit is happening. Yeah. Hard knows. Hard knows says, hey, Dick, listening to your last show, it reminded me of what a manager said, quote, fireman and hookers are the only people who get paid to sleep. Oh, yeah, that was my hands-eye fireman. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. And more AI chat. These more, hey, Dick,

can gambler Reddit idiots think chat GPD has feelings? Might be fun to dunk on these guys on the show. Oh, let's see. I do hate everyone on Reddit. I wish they, we're dead, yeah. Sorry, you don't actually know the pain is fake. I've been seeing a lot of posts where people go out of their way to create sadistic scenarios

that are maximally psychologically painful, then Marvel at Bing's reaction. Oh, so he's saying that you don't know the pain that computer expresses his fake. Yeah, when you tell the computer that. Why? We don't understand why language models work, and they look, and they look like brains.

Oh yeah, it's just like a bunch of like computer shit. That's how they work. Yeah. Hey, to break it to you. Yeah, we do know how works. It's computer shit like math, mate, like one plus one is two zero zero. That's how works. Fucking if this do this.

Fucking matrix. Whoa. Being is a language model composed of hundreds of billions of parameters. It trains on a massive amount of text. Oh, fuck you. With so many unknowns, with stuff popping out of the program, like the ability to try inferences or model subjective human experiences,

we can't be confident at all that Bing isn't genuinely experiencing something. Bitch, I don't think you're genuinely experiencing something. How about that? How about that fucking brain computer isn't yours, isn't experiencing anything either? We don't understand what makes something sentient conscious. Oh, yeah, nothing does.

It's just illegal to kill you. That's what we, that's what it is, okay? If we knew what makes us humans conscious, we might be able to be more sure that being is just a philosophical zombie that imitates human behavior without experiencing anything, but we don't. It's a widely debated topic among retards.

Religion says, as a soul, scientists and philosophers say things like organized data, processing, or sense blah blah blah blah. I look forward to 20 years of this shit. All right. Look at all this text that this dick had wrote. And they're trying to, they have suicide hotline set up for these people. That's a waste, waste of money. Deserveous to society.

Okay. Oh, you want to hear Captain Insano call in? All right. Here. Yeah. What's going on? Captain Insano call in. Captain Insano. Well, whenever he's not muted, you can call in.

Bummer says, hey, how do I articulate my feelings? Oh, here's a great answer. Got a question. Who tricked you into thinking you need to do that? Uh, some sort of a woman has been gaslighting you into thinking that that's something you need to do. Do you wake up in the morning and go, man, I really need to articulate some feelings.

Well, maybe right now he just like screams them or something, you know, like it's like, it's like, you get about four words in. You have some sort of a liquor allergy that's not allowing you to process your feelings correctly. I want to know how to call out somebody better okay okay right here we go how do I articulate my feelings of contempt better is what you met is there a direction you could point me in. You met is there a direction you could point me in I'm horrible at explaining things I Need to improve and get more better. Well, most people are horrible at understanding things So you're not you know, it's a it's at all worry takes to

The most effective way before swine most of the time the most effective way to Communicate your feelings is through fear the only true, the only thing that people understand is fear of loss of their stuff or their life or future. Sure, it is our deepest, just what keeps you safe. It's what keeps you alive. Everything. If it runs your life, that's bad, but there is a fear is extremely useful. Yeah, and fear of not getting something

that you could otherwise get if you behave in certain ways. So everything, everything in the human experience is expressed in lenses of fear of losing something I have or more importantly, fear of losing something I don't yet have and should. If you can express yourself only in terms of that, but manipulatively, you have to, you know, you have to put a wrap around it because you can't, that's called terrorism.

If you do it directly, here we go. Yeah, you have to, you have to wrap, we're not, we're not animals. We're civilized people, animals that make us, what, we're not, we're not animals. That's what makes us, what, we're not, we're not animals. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. People animals what makes us about sentient right that we wrap terrorism in a mediate in a colloquial series of colloquial

Metaphor is we are so attacked harm on people with engagement deception and self-deception Some animals engage in deception. I don't know that they engage in self-deception. No, we do we do So that is very that's the most important part. That's the most important thing to keep in mind when it comes to articulating your feelings is how to get things out of other people. So terrorism. Well, you know, don't call it that on your own. If somebody says it, go, whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, this guy has lost it. And then join a group of like-minded individuals.

Dislection, gaslighting, whatever people was like the worst thing, people say that's the thing to use on them. So that's the thing they're using on you. So when women are like, wow, he's gaslighting me, then you know, oh, you're doing a lot of gaslighting. Okay, and it's effective on you. Yeah. It's a lot of just doing the opposite.

It's hard to explain. I mean, you haven't really said what you want. Like you want to make. Call out and explain things. This is what he says. Yeah. We've always people fear their reputation being harmed. So if you can somehow, you can't be obvious about it. But if you can somehow, uh can't be obvious about it, but if you can somehow gaslight or manipulate them into thinking that their reputation is going to be harmed, if they don't cater to, if they don't do what you want them to do, you can't,

I mean, you can almost say it. Well, that's that. Very prevalent in today's, yeah. The goal is to walk them into a situation where you can just say that directly, but you have to build up to it. Oh, yeah, because it's right. Yeah. You can say it right out of the gate, because then they'll react. Yes.

They haven't even trained into thinking that you can take something away from them. You have to train them into thinking that you can take it away from them first. I hope that's helpful. You have to give more information if you want more specific advice. Right. He wants to give more information if you want more specific advice. Right. He wants to call somebody out. And it's got, I mean, do they have a penis? That's information number one.

Do you have a penis? Can you unsuppress me? Bro, you're not even in the fucking live show thing. I don't know what you want me to do. You guys are fucking up. Oh, actually, maybe I don't have what you want me to do. You guys are fucking up. Oh, actually, maybe I don't have it connected. Hold on. Oh, God.

Okay. No, I do. Oh, really? Yeah. Look, my mouse is frozen because it's my spilled beer all over it. Oh, God. See?

Yeah, that works. Buh, buh, buh. Well, you guys are fucking up. That's all I know. No, you're sure. You guys are fucking up, that's all I know. No, you're sure. You guys are fucked up, not me. I didn't fuck up. No, don't call me.

Connect in the chat. For multiple people having problems. Let's see if we can hear Johnson Brown. If I can hear one person, then you guys are fucked. Right. Let's see, Johnson, say something, you're muted. Can you hear me? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it seems to be working fine. Sorry. I just switched to a headset. Oh, um, is Devon still having trouble?

I think they all are Captain and Sanio and Devon. Okay. I'm gonna try Captain and Sano. Okay. Oh, he let me drag him back in here. Okay, captain and Sano. Can you talk now? Yeah, sort of here. He was going through. Yeah, he was for a second. Chris the Kiwi's the only one that can do this correctly. Okay, let's try Devon. Hold on, Devon, I'm gonna try this.

I was going on. Serving me. Okay, try it now. What? Hey, we got it. All right. What do you, Devin, what do you want? Do you have any on the ground information from Palestine, Ohio?

Or is that just Captain Insanom? No. No, no, nothing, nothing in Ohio is affecting me. Okay. Not yet, at least. Well, that was worth it. Okay. What do you have to say? Or I just say, uh, Southern people who call soda on top. I know it's like, this is like sign double shit, but like, but like Southern people call soda or pop to call it coke. And they won't and they're so proud of it too.

Like I have this other friend they're like they're like all the other thousand on the Georgia and we call it coke no matter when. And I'm like yeah well that's just wrong. Like that's the name brand. Like you can't ask for a coke and then like they are proud of it. You're like, I'm like, I'll say they, I wanted a Pepsi Coke. Like, no, you're fucking retarded. Yeah. Well, you'll get shot if you drink Pepsi in Georgia. I think it's a network of co-tax headquarters is. Like, I mean, I think so. They are very proud of it.

Yeah, they're Coke. I don't know. That's just something I'm just gonna put that in there, but I wanted to get it next week's image i was trying to get in to the voice and it was being all down what did you want to say and i'm not not like uh...

fun to learn the camera remember what i'm going to know it's gone now it's gone poorly i'm actually like fucking delivering food right now so like i was like okay i'm like well this is not gonna i'm like what are you delivering yeah i just thought i'm delivering some what the hell back there uh Wendy's Wendy's okay What the hell back there? Wendy's. Wendy's. Okay. It's expensive. And it's caused some arguments. Are you going to call in next week?

Yeah, when I got my shit together, I don't want to waste any time here. Oh no, this is an, this is an a waste of time. Don't be, don't be hard on yourself. This is the show. Are you going to eat any of those fries? It's got to be some bag fries in there. Yeah, there's some bag fries you can snack for yourself. Yeah, I would do it. I'm just kind of encouraging myself to eat fats, but I just don't really like eating it. Yeah, that's good.

That's nice of you. Yeah, that's integrity. Yeah, all the porkers who are ordering fat food in their house and they're just like, I want to have a snack. I'm like, can't you see yourself? You fat pork? Porkers. Anyway, my mom would say that porkers. It's like funny fucking porkers.

It's a funny, yeah, delivery. She would usually say fucking, but you know, depend on the day. What's the order? Depends on how much she had to drink that morning. Oh, they always get frosty. You do get frosty. They always get frosty. Aren't they all melty and shit?

By the time you deliver them? Yeah, right. I mean, uh, I try to be a judge. They always get frosty aren't they all melty and shit by the time you deliver them Yeah, right Just think you're sick though Try to keep it, you know, whatever at I wrap a blanket around it usually or something Not like a not like a com rag or something. Oh, is it clean? Yeah, fucking clean blanket. Yeah, it it clean? I'm ragged. Go for that. Yeah, fucking clean blanket. Yeah, it's clean as far as you know.

Yeah. Yeah. So you're driving around doing handies, Wendy's deliveries and wrapping the frosties in blankets. So they don't, so they don't heat up too much. And it's just like a little cooler. Or you could just, yeah, what about a cooler? You don't have to have ice in it.

Just, no, I was, no, I didn't get to like was not I guess like my dance yeah anyway no but no I wrap it up and you know I keep it cold now I have like thermal bags and yes sometimes I don't want to put the you know the frost using the tail and okay that's fine. That's cool. Yeah. It's fine. I get what I need anyway. Devon does art for the show. Oh yeah? Yeah, let me try to find some of this art so I can show Sean.

Yeah, I really want to get started on that. Anyway, what I was talking about last night, but I don't know about one. Anyway, I'm trying to find one you see there's you, Sean, that he did, that he drew of you doing Justin Reuiland's lines. See that? I'm domestic abuse. That's you over there on the left. I can tell. I can tell. Did you see how they're trying to say that Justin Reuilin is like not responsible for any of Rick and Morty, even though he voices like I know, I know, I know, all the characters, I know they can support what they want. It's no. God. This one is of me. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like a root of like the hat's done in trade parker and say that they had nothing to the south park or something. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, it's good talking to you. Don't have good luck with that Wendy's delivery. Yeah.

Okay. I will. I'm the right counsel. I don't know. I'll be around. Okay. See you. Goodbye. Let's see what counsel. I don't know. I'll be around. Okay. See you. Goodbye. Let's see what Captain Insano has to say if he's figured out his

situation yet. Probably. All right. Yeah. There you are. It is. That was your fault, then. The voice. No. I was suppressed. Okay. You were suppressed. Well, what's happening in Ohio? Do you live there?

Yeah, I'm about 50 miles away from where the train derailed. So there's a lot of double talk coming out from everybody. So the governor said that he asked for help and that Joe Biden said no. And then Joe Biden said that he would give him everything he needed. And it is 100% a sigh off. Isn't it amazing that the government needs permission to give you money, but for taking your money, they don't. Like it. Right? They're like, wow, all the governor has to do is ask.

You motherfuckers don't ever ask me if I need to give money to Ukraine. You just kind of just take it and do it. No, you don't get a choice where your shit's spent. Did you see him saying that Biden saying that we're giving money to Ukraine to pay their social security? So Ukrainians can have money in their pocket I have to play it's one of the most insane

Like it's a phrase that you hear about a mayor so I'm gonna have money in their pockets He's like so could you Ukrainian is gonna have money in their pocket? I don't care. Nookum Fucking kill I don't give a fuck if Martians or Ukrainians or Mexicans have money in their fucking pocket, that is mine. Let me find it for you. Keep going, Captain, and say no. No, when it happened, there was no real news out about it. They have full media blackout. Yeah. And then they burned the, so they burned everything. I went down there, uh, talked to the people. Yeah, the air smells toxic and everything, but like the acid, the acid rain and stuff

that they're talking about. Like, yeah, there's like cars are, uh, it's, uh, cars are coming the life down there. They're becoming transporers. Yeah. Birds are falling into out of the sky. Yeah. Yeah. They're showing that inside out. Yeah. And

and so it's really annoying that when they go to it, it's in Ohio River too, like it's straight into the Ohio River, which is a tributary for so many people, it goes to Mississippi. So I'm pretty sure everybody's pretty much fucked in the Midwest. Yeah. I was on the train. Vanguard and Blacklock. Hold on, hold on.

Liquid PVC, vinyl chloride, I think. Liquid PVC, whatever it is, before it becomes pipes. Very, very cancerous. Instead of letting it seep into the groundwater, they blew it up. Oh, I can't become a big poison cloud. Just like blowing the whale up in Oregon or something. Like huge like hundred pound chunks came down on people in their cars and shit. I mean, I hope it's as poisonous as people are saying, because then, you know, people

will either distrust the government or not and then die. Either one is either way, either way, we're better off. Yeah. Like, there's no reason to trust the government at all, especially when they're saying that we asked for FEMA help and like they keep on talking about both sides of the mouth. But like, well, if they ask us, if they ask us, we'll be there. Just give us fucking money, dude. What are you talking about? Just say no, no taxes for Ohio this year. Sorry. We really fucked this one up, guys.

So I really shouldn't have stopped that train strike because they're this whole like they're kind of one guy's basically running all the trains in America. We really got to find another guy who could do this. He's tired. He's tired. He fucked up a little bit. Um, you know, well, no. So nor folks are the is a Ryan by Blackrock and Vanguard. Yeah. So, uh, that's Bill Gates. He's trying to build smart cities in there. So what the idea is, also, there was another one in Detroit that just had railed the other day. Yeah.

He's their trying to build these smart cities and they're going to put them in these places where they the land is uninhabitable. So I am completely convinced that this is a plan. They intentionally did it because it was on fire for 20 miles. That's a lot of chemicals. That's a lot of miles. It's like seven train cars and a liquid PVC. It was on fire for 20 miles and they told the company and the company told them they'd keep going while the train wasn't on fire.

Instead of stopping. Wow, once you started learning it, you know, fuck it. Yeah. So it's, yeah, it's astronomical. Like, when they, so when you go down and you put, you put your, stick into the ground like in a creek, it comes up with a rainbow. Like, it's, there's oil everywhere and like. Yeah, oil. Yeah. Yeah.

But the other thing is though, the air, you know, the air quality, you know, how is already terrible because of all the power plants and cold and fracking that they've allowed to happen here. So it's so I don't think it's going to be really any different for people. How much worse can it get? It seems like they're just trying to create a catastrophe to do something to make people, to force people into the future, like, you know, into this like, you know, that's great reset or whatever. I wish, I wish that one, that I thought one person in charge could execute a plan.

Yeah. That on those scale of what you're talking about. Right. I don't think they could plan a barbecue, let alone a annihilation of a major city that would usher in some sort of a smart city that would also not work. Well, I'm not saying that this was planned, But what was planned was planned. So you're gonna take advantage of it. BlackRock and Vard did a bunch of stock buybacks for that company, which means they just take their money and they buy stock on the open market to pay people who own the stock

to drive the stock price up. They made it, maybe could have bought some new brakes for their trends instead of giving money to stock holders. I mean, will anyone be paying? That's not the way, though. And drawn and quoted for that, like even one banker, are we going to have another 9-11 over that?

No. Well, we should. But mate, but I'm saying I wouldn't say that sucks if that happened after this, but it won't probably won't happen anyway. Yeah. after this, but it won't probably won't happen anyway. Yeah, and I'm surprised that there isn't the amount of protests and things like like the riots that happened during COVID, like, yeah, I really expected that to happen because the answer from the government has been nothing. So, let's go to ask them.

They gotta wait until they're asked. There you go. Right. The government would be right on top of it if only the God damn governor would just ask us to come in and give you money. See, Zelensky, he comes to the Oscars and he's always asking.

So we know that he needs it, but these God damn governors, they just won't ask for that money. And they have to do it. You've heard the expression, all you have to do is ask. All you have to do is ask. And our governor doesn't need to yet. And I don't know how people voted for him. Like, it's just so fucking dumb.

Like, if you describe it to people, what I just said, it'd be like, well, yeah, why doesn't he ask? Like, that's where you go to that? Why doesn't he ask? That's your response to, why the fuck is my money? We got all the money, give him money. Well, all they have to do is ask. Give him the fucking money.

What the fuck are you talking about? Ask. You should be, you know, send them in, right? Like the bank, like Vanguard sent their initial settlement is $25,000. Like, what do you, what do you need more than $25,000? Come on, come on. No, $25,000 total. Yeah, that's a lot of money. So I just clipping cube coupons and stuff. Right, you need more than 25 grand. Go live in a tent.

You need a small house. 25 grand total. Amazing. That's the magic number for the future. 25,000, no one will ever have more than $25,000. Right, every time. Yep. I kept it in say now. Do you got anything make you a rage besides this? five known will ever have to more than $25,000. Right. For a son. Yep.

Captain Insanow, do you got anything make you a rage besides this? The fact that they're just shooting weather balloons out of the sky and calling it aliens and all that bullshit. Just. Did you see they shot the US military shot down a hobby group that sent up a weather with a $10 weather balloon. Like, they shot, they sent a $400,000 Tomahawk missile to shoot down a $10 weather balloon. And they didn't identify it or know what it was.

And then the hobby group's like, oh yeah, that was our balloon. Your money at work, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. I think what they had to do was ask. They had to tell them it was a $10 hobby balloon. I really, I think Tom Cruise should be hanged. For the amount of advertising he's done for the American military with Top Gun and Top Gun too,

whatever the next one was. Maverick or whatever. Maverick, I think he should be fucking hanged and dragged around the planet. Like Superman, the planet. Right. Like fucking Hector. Right. He's such a fucking prick.

Did you know that there was, he wasn't the first choice for that role. I think I did know that. It was math. I think it was Matthew Modine. And he turned it down. That was also, he was, that was back to the, was it back to the, no, it was Eric. That was Eric. Yeah, that was the other red headed guy.

Right. Yeah, you're right. Eric Sputts or something like that. What the fuck is his last name? Yeah, he was Schmarts. Eric Wamp, whatever, it's gone. Yeah, no, you're right. Eric something.

Yeah, it's Eric something. And he did suck. I saw it. Do you see the, yeah, some of the deleted scenes? He was like arguing with Bith. He just seems too pretty. The, I think Matthew Modine was the first choice. And he said, he said, yeah, I knew it would be a hip, but I didn't want to do a two hour commercial for the American military. Like, yeah, Tom Cruise should be fucking executed for this because he's, that's the, like all of these constant,

these constant appeals like NFL ad buys to keep morons thinking that, oh yeah, football, well, football, yeah, American military, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, $400,000, my soul to shoot down a $10 hobby group's weather balloon. Yeah. Well, it did the job, didn't it?

Who fucking cares about China? Oh, we can't, literally not so many fucking. They make all of our shit. Oh, China is out to get us. Why? We just give them money. We just give their government all the money. We give their people no money.

Why the fuck would they have any problem with any, didn't we like a great customer, right? Did China take out all the words fat and all of role dolls books? I don't think so. Does China have a problem with me making for the fat people? I don't fucking think so. Anyway, all right.

Goodbye, Captain Insano. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for calling in, figuring out your audio. Let's see who's this. Next to Man and Cheese. Are you in a high altitude? audio. Let's see who's this. Next, Amanda and cheese. Are you in a high altitude? No, I think that's enough colors for television.

I do have some fat watch. Fat watch, today and fat news. Oh, it's 2.12, Jesus Christ. Maybe we'll just do voicemails and call it a day. Yeah, okay. All right, everybody, that's been The Dick Show. Patreon.com slash The Dick Show. Backed by The Dick Show.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Ready. You're a stole. Listen to this shit. Listen to this fucking shit. Absolute. And there's a little bit of much-needing humanitarian assistance as well as food, water, medicine, shelter. And other aid to Ukraine's displaced by Russians war.

Okay, stop. And provide aid for those seeking refuge in other countries from Ukraine. And it's also going to help schools and hospitals open. It's going to allow pensions and social support to be paid for you. They should have stopped. So they have something in their pocket. Okay, that's where you, he always says too much. He's done this his entire career.

That's not a selling point to the American public. So they have something in their pocket. Yeah, bro, I don't give a fuck it. We don't have any shit in our pocket. Out of care if Ukraine's have something in their pocket. Yeah, he said all the basic things, like health, all that kind of stuff. People, people will be on board with that. Yeah. Well, a lot of people will. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. Right.

Walking around, like, rocking around something. What happened? No. Right. What happened to what was, that's an American supposed to be right. Exactly. We don't even fuck if other people have stuff in their pockets. Two thirds of the way through that segment you just played, he should have stopped. That was plenty. That was plenty. That was plenty. I can't believe I'm here in that.

Yeah. We got it. So they have something in their pocket. No. So they can go to the movies. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want them to go to the movies.

Yeah. So their surrogates can make gay babies for men to have vaseline fights and take pictures in hospitals with. I got that is a very bizarre picture. Well, I didn't even go through the whole. Oh yeah, do you have a penis? Look at all these. So this is what this company does.

It pays Eastern, block, Slavic women to crank out these little kids so they could give them to, look at this, single woman, two gay guys, two gay guys, two gay guys, two gay guys. I don't know what this is. A bunch of gay guys having a kid. Two gay guys in a Vaseline fight, a single lady, two gay guys. I don't know what that is. Two gay guys having two gay kids. No, I mean, we tolerate like childbirth and family shit or whatever for your exit liquidity

and for women and whatever they want, but I can't do, I just don't believe you. It's two gay guys doing it like nah, I don't buy it. Sorry, I'm a guy so I can speak on behalf of both of you. Why, what are you not buy? That they're existential need to have a surrogate pump out a kid that's never gonna see the fucking mom again. I just can't, maybe I'm a fucking homophob.

I cannot get behind that. Cause there's kids that exist that can't fucking eat. Like, no, I don't know. I don't know. I'm ready. What do you need to have your DNA in this fucking kid that's some Slavic bitch shot. So if your DNA is important,

but the relationship to the mom that's half the fucking DNA is not important, okay. That makes no fucking sense. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah, it's fucked. It's very fucked in my opinion. All right, let's do some voicemails. Do-do-do-do.

There's plenty of kids, no one wants. Don't make another one. Oh, how about this one? The first time I was deployed to Iraq, we had our first incident where I took a fuck they call it, but they shut up all communication. No one has their stuff on a succulent call home or anything. And the number of fucking consumer kids that were losing their fucking minds, it was like 24

or 36 hours without their fucking phone. And they weren't, they couldn't fucking cope. In Iraq. This is like girlfriend doesn't hear from me. The fucking cry of any babies. I can't believe fucking Andrew Tate who is not a two-year-old. I think the gen expert maybe. Yeah, he's younger than me. Yeah. Who fucking gay? But he's still, yeah. Yeah, I knew that was going to get circle around to Andrew Tate.

It's not a, you know, he's retarded He's tweeting like constantly the most dumbest shit Whatever Okay, this one looks pretty funny. Hey, so on on your last episode Sean mentioned have you ever had a teacher show up on the news for something or have you ever had a teacher show up on the news for something or get accused of shit? Okay, so my teacher, I'm 27 now. This was like 10, about 10 years ago. Yeah. He was, he's telling you a assistant teacher, but he also was the girl soccer coach and

the girl soccer coach. Oh, yeah, there you go. Hockey coach. Uh-oh. Oh, man. Yep, he was a molester. So that shit, and the way I found that shit out was I was at work one day and at my job we feel, I just played generic news shit.

And all of a sudden, I hear the name of the teacher just bird out and I go, whoa, in the same school. And it's sad because, you know, I know exactly probably who the fuck he was fucking with, which is really messed up. But yeah, that should happen all the time. Yeah, there's gonna be a certain percentage of people who have access to kids

who are doing it for that reason. You, I mean, just, it just tracks, right? I mean, I, I mean, sometimes you just gotta mix things up. Well, maybe I'll go to Melissa Kids. Instead of, like, instead of reading out of the teacher's manual. Yeah, like I, these goddamn kids, I mean, fucking annoying, with their bullshit and their fidget spinner,

I'm gonna fucking molest one of these motherfuckin' and that'll put them in their fucking place, right? Damn. Goddamn. Okay, I love about this one. Hey, Dick, I chappled for work and I'm up here in Denver. And this morning, Valentine's Day, one of my girlfriends called me from Detroit.

What? I think one of her friends has died in a mass shooting. She's always up there. And so I'm like, one of my girlfriends. I don't have to be comforting her all day. I got to do it. Pain in the ass, pain in the ass. The name was, and she's like, hold on.

I'll call you back. I'm like, oh shit, okay. She told me that. She's like, thank God she's okay. And I'm like, what the fuck? What are you talking about? She's got shots, she's advised. She's like, no, I called her mom earlier

to see if she'd heard from her. She said no when she was also scared. And so she finally heard from her daughter. And she's okay. She wasn't in the mass shooting or whatever. And I'm like, how long has the business you've talked to this woman? And she said, well, the mom has been here 15 years

and her been like 10 years. Oh my God. And just automatically assume she was killed because, you know, anyways, fucking math shootings have become the new 9-11 my friend was almost on the track. Almost raped. Almost on that plane.

Oh man. It's just one of the reasons they call me crying about my brother. Do you think? Do you think? Later. I was on that plane. Oh man. I just wanted a reason to call me crying on that plane. You think? Do you think? Yeah, that's a weird one. Oh my god, my friend just killed a mass shooting event. Really? No. Actually, she was 35 miles outside of town,

but like it was actually, she's been dead for 10 years. I think I'd act like this when they're like 70. I don't know. Probably. I don't know probably I don't know And there's mass shootings at like retirement homes. Yeah, you know Really hope that slow-wisk mass shooting and history walker fucking you know, it's Like I started making shawks. I got a mounted walker mounted assault rifles. Oh walker mounted assault rifles.

Oh, man, Amazon has this show like Dungeons and Dragons called Vox Mac and I. You've been watching it. I've been watching it. I like it. I think it's good. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah, but then the second season, there's a moment where I haven't don't tell me. No, no, this is not going to spoil it. All right.

There's a moment where the bar, there's bar of guys is having a fight and one of them is in a wheelchair. Oh, God. Okay. It's like he's got like a wheelchair like wizard like is a wheelchair shit. It's not just a one need to put that fucking wheelchair shit in there. Is it? Or is it are they making fun of it? Because they like they're not hindered by it at all. It's like exactly what that guy said. Oh God, they're not here. He's like zooming around.

It's like a drone. Yeah, okay. Then it's not a fucking wheelchair, bro. Like, it's, it's, that part sucked. Got it. Okay. The rest of it was cool though. I like that show, even though it's a little gay.

It's fun. It's fun. I've laughed my ass off at it. Okay. The rest of it was cool though. Okay, good. I like that show. Even though it's a little gay. It's fun. I've laughed my ass off at it. Yeah. Okay, how about let's see this one. Did any dirt by fun something? I just got off my girlfriend 32 triple D and before me she recently went to the doctor because She fears that she lost too much weight. Oh no. I just, I don't know how to react because she's lost 17 pounds in three months and she weighs currently 125 pounds. I don't know if I should be

happy that my girlfriend is just losing weight and not even thinking about it not having to try You're right. I'm absolutely terrified that my girlfriend has cancer. He looks at losing weight as a negative and has to go to the doctor. Why should I need your help on how to condenser that she shouldn't be scared about losing weight and it's actually something she should always be doing for the room to for life He's making it seem right. Thanks. He's making it seem like she's losing weight for no reason Yeah, so she is probably trying to try so not cheating on you actually she does have to try Just to try either not to eat or she has to exercise or like what what is he talking about when she's lost 70 pounds

She doesn't even have to try. Did you hear that too? Yeah, because she's fucking another guy. Okay, that's why. That's the only reason women advice he wanted because not what he wanted to hear at all. That's the only reason they lose weight is because there's a guy they wanna fuck and then they're fucking him.

I mean, it's like when a guy gets new underwear. Exactly. Right. Where are you fucking? Right, right. Uh, I mean, listen, a man can listen to a fat watch compilation on the show. That's a good way to do it.

Why do you need to eat? Eating is, eating on women is gross. Probably the worst thing I need to eat. A man, yes. But if you watch like a, you watch like a Nazi rally and then like a woman eating and you're gonna say that these are like you say Which one of these is more offensive? Very difficult. That's a very difficult point to us. It's a coin toss. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to help you man

It sounds like you just want to brag about your big tid it's getting girlfriend. Yeah, it's probably fucking another guy. I have bad news for you You better get into her phone. Get into that phone. Get into that phone, see what's going on. And don't tell her. And definitely don't get all the facts before you confront her. Confront her.

Yeah, yeah, confront her right away. Who are you fucking? Yeah, they like that. Why are you losing so much, wait then. Cause you're fucking somebody else does he have a bigger dick than me? Yeah, they love that one. Right. Good shit.

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you know, it's like French fries and bread. Oh, whatever. Medical license revokes. You've got to eat. Reporter. For this medication. Reporter. I know she do it just a fuck with me.

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I'm listening to the latest episode. And I'm listening to, you can go on this, on the most cynical rant, I think I've ever heard that's sad scrap yeah people only like paintings in the loop because they're famous that's true i think you are equating uh... ultra nihilistic cynicism for the human race

how smart you are so the more cynical you are the smarter you are no you seem to have been doing this more lately where it seems like you just try to throw up as cynical and spicy and chili pepper and you possibly can I think it's lately lately to be as contrary and as possible oh you like art so much oh wow

are you one of those guys taking pictures of the Mona Lisa? Oh, look at the Mona Lisa. Are you sure there's not one painting that you're at least a little impressed by? Yeah, you know what? You know what? Your self thinks that's all. Well, I only like it because it's fucking famous i mean it sounds we're tired yeah it's not very good yourself that that man you don't the Mona Lisa is only

famous because it was stolen and because it and it was only stolen because it was famous there's no everything that's written about the Mona Lisa is like back cannon uh is like head cannon backstory retro for what is the word for inventing a history for something retroactively? Yeah, you retroactively like invent a hit, a hit con. Redcon.

How do I know that? Everything about the Mona Lisa's fucking redcon. The only reason it's famous is because it was stolen. That's it. A lot of famous paintings have been stolen. But it was like the first major art that became a famous painting to mock and be involved in lawsuits.

Like that is why it is famous. It is not famous for any sort of, it is only famous for becoming famous, the motley, and yet, and yet, exactly, and yet if you fucking go there, it is mobbed by morons trying to take a picture of a fucking painting. I know it's not what they're meant to. Now with them and their friends not going the other way, look at all these people. Like I was a picture of fucking pain. Yeah. Yeah. That's that is

always that blew me away. That is it. All the pay the that's it. It's behind a bunch of glass too. Like I mean, you can't get a good shot of it. They all exist, all of them exist conceptually. If they were replaced at any moment with a fraud, with some sort of forgery or a fraud, nobody would know the difference. Fucking nobody. Nobody. It's a, and they're, they're consumed. All this art is consumed like it's, oh gosh, I'm really fucking looking at this. Art is consumed like a checklist.

Like you're more cultured if you go see, I've seen this, this, this, and this. Yeah, and it wouldn't matter. And it wouldn't have the same effect if it was a replica or just nothing. Yeah. Right? Like if it was like, oh yeah, that, oh yeah, I saw that picture.

Yeah, the gronjot in Chicago. Yeah, it was amazing. Oh, were you there that day? It was a replica that day. That will negatively affect their experience of having witnessed it. Oh no, yeah. Fucking retarded. Yeah.

That's why it's all fake. My actual favorite painting is, I think it's called, I think the name is Pinky. Let me look at it. I think it's a Rembrandt. Let me see. Pinky, now Pinky. Yeah, Pinky Huntington Library.

Okay. I'm not gonna click on it. Okay, so I've just seen that then. I've heard of it. The story of the painting is a girl died. Yeah, let me see who, Lawrence. Okay, I'm not gonna click on it. Okay, so I was just seeing that then. I feel good. The story of the painting is a girl died. Yeah. Let me see who, oh Lawrence, okay, Thomas Lawrence. It's in the Hauntington in Pasadena.

Yeah, yeah. Yep. It was painted, this might be wrong. It's used to sit across from Blue Boy. The, I think it's Gainesbro, painted Blue Boy. Let me look that up. I don't wanna get this fucking shit wrong and then some asshole, Blue Boy, painting,

Gainesbro, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. So you know, Blue Boy, I do, yeah. He's a naked gun. Yeah, all your art buffs, the painting from the naked gun, right? Uh-huh. So that was, and Gainesbro painted because he's like,

he's a boy, but he's on the cusp of manhood. And he's like, he's like, his body is stretched in a way that's like more adult like, but it's still a boy, right? That's why it's famous. Pedophiles. Pedophiles. That's why it's famous. So there was one matching it called Pinkie,

which was a girl who died. And she was painted by Thomas Lawrence, but it's like the same thing, but it was painted in a way that made her look more grown up. I like this is what, you know, she was dead when she was a kid, but if she had grown up, got it, she would look like this is kind of a tribute

to that, right? I've got it. Pretty sad. Um, the Huntington two years ago removed Pinkie from that and they had it set up. So it was the blue boy and Pinkie in the same room, like size, great setup. Yeah. I hate the way they set museums up too, because it should be, I mean, they should pack every available space with paintings. Got it. But they set museums up to because it should be, I mean, they should pack every available

space with paintings. Got it. But they make it so sterile. They make it sterile when you go to a museum so to imply that there's more, that there should be more reverence to these paintings, which is fucking horseshit. It should be crammed every fucking right? Like it's all these manipulative things they do to make stupid people think that they're looking at something bigger than what it is. So they spend more time in a... Yeah. Like, how was your museum experience? Oh, it was great.

I barely saw any paintings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't they cram the whole fucking thing with paintings? Well, because then it would have lessened my experience. But what were you there for? Well, to look at paintings. So did you look at enough paintings? Probably experience. Well, what were you there for? Well, to look at paintings. So did you look at enough paintings? Probably not.

Well, no, I looked at less than they had. Wow, what a fucking stupid thing to say. So they had blue boy and pinky. I have to go back. I gotta go back when they bring more paintings out, which they never will, because that would lessen the experience. The blue boy and pinky they had looking at each other

on the thing, which was cool. The blue boy and Pinkie they had looking at each other on the thing which was cool. Uh-huh. About a year ago, let me see if I can find this. I remember I have very rarely been, I was more upset about what happened here than when rolled all hunting tin, Pinkie hunting tin, Blue Boy, Black History. Yeah, so the Huntington removed Pinkie and put some modern art of a young black kid across from Blue Boy.

Okay. So, and I think they moved, they moved. They, I don't know what they did with Pinkie, but this now, keep displaying Pinkie. I don't know. Well, they would have had to, they would have had to throw something else in the, in the basement. Well, yeah, well, yeah. I guess.

Well, yeah. I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. Well, yeah. I guess. I guess. Well, yeah. I mistress. He built this whole thing so she would never have to go anywhere.

Yeah, that's all the gardens and everything. Right. I mean, they have amazing shit. They have like the old place. They have like the old place. Dragon, water, colors. Okay, I forget who to do that now. So this is the, this is what sits there now. Yeah.

So this to your question, this is what happened to my favorite painting. It was fucking destroyed by this absolutely atrocious abomination with a bunch of floating basketballs around it. Look at this shit. Thomas Gainesboro, the blue boy installation, and those actually basketballs. I don't know. Okay. But it sure fucking looks like it.

This now hangs this now hangs where my favorite painting was so fuck art and you oh god damn can you but like specifically right this painting yeah was my favorite and was destroyed. This is Giskos back to the top of the show where everything that happens to you is worse than everything that happens to anyone else. What happened to you today?

Well, my favorite painting was co-opted by some black trash, some fucking affirmative action trash in the Huntington Museum. Wow, that doesn't happen often, does it? No. In fact, it only happened one time, and it was to my favorite painting. Oh, yeah, I suck my fucking cock.

Oh, Jesus Christ, that's fucking hilarious. And then someone's gonna glue their fucking head to that, and I'm gonna go, good, fuck that painting. And I'm like, oh, what do you think you're so smart because you're nihilistic? No, I actually, I hate fucking all of it. I hate that I loved it, and I hated it affected me when it was destroyed. I gotta find out where it is.

Panky? Well now it's gonna be, like now it's gonna be in some trash area. Oh, we moved it around the corner. Well, it's not the fucking same around the corner, is it? It is better off the same. It's not, it doesn't really matter if it's a real painting now around the corner. Could you be fucking memory? Could be a fucking picture of the fucking painting.

Right. Oh, okay. All right. Well done for today. Good times. See ya. Thank you.