The Dick Show - Episode 350 - Dick on the Manosphere
Episode Date: March 14, 2023My episode of No Jumper comes out, hate burnouts, another bank is bailed out, Cigarette Bummers, The GI Bill destroyed public education, high school IQ, Q-Anon Shaman, lazer NFTs, bad beer, more false... accusations, autism, a fat woman breaks a horse, April O'Juneteenth, Jon Zherka in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Do you follow Pawnee's Instagram?
No, I don't follow anybody since Instagram.
Just asking.
If I did, I would follow hers.
This is how it would be smart of you.
That girl is on...
She's on permanent world tour, man.
Really?
She's on Paris, Milan. The life of a park check.
No, fucking kidding.
It's great. Yeah.
What could the Bible offer them and also offer the rest of us?
Absolutely nothing.
Yeah, sure.
Like, what do you mean forgiveness and stuff in wrongs?
When does that happen?
What is all this suffering parts?
You mean like, if you don't get as many likes as you?
God bless them.
Yeah.
Good for them.
God bless them, everyone.
Everyone.
I've got bad news today to start the show.
Do you?
Special 350th episode of the show.
That'll be about 350.
Yeah, the 350, the Loch Ness Monster episode. to start the show. Do you? A special 350th episode of the show. That'll be about three-fifty.
Yeah, the three-fifty, the Loch Ness Monster episode.
Am I coming through okay?
Okay, do you see?
I gave him a dollar.
Do you see?
Do you see?
Is this working?
Is it working on this thing?
What is going on there?
There we go.
Yeah, here's my bad news.
Uh huh.
Uh, how do I load just the thumbnail of something on, on, uh, on YouTube?
This is a, uh, all right, all right, all right. How do you just look at the thumbnail of a video?
I don't know. Wait, here it is. Let's go back to the list.
Wait, here it is. Let's go back to the list.
No, wait, it's an I-Guy, this one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, yeah.
Once again, Sean,
there's a cool room you're in.
No one?
Is this any podcast?
Yes, it's called No Jumper.
And once again, no one is done dirtier than me.
Right.
No one in the history of the world has been done as dirty
and as reliably dirty as I have been.
And continue to be, I get a message,
hey, you're no jumper episode went up today with you, Destiny and Vito, to the tune of
four and a half million subscribers on YouTube. Look at how fucking fat I look on the thumbnail.
That is outrageous. I do not look that fat.
Look at the size of me.
That is a, that it.
Look at this.
Look at this.
It's horrifying.
Vito looks fat or two.
Look at the picture they look took of me
with my forehead climbing all the way up to the sky.
Is it, is it horizontal?
Could it be horizontally stretched?
This was photoshopped.
This was fucking photoshopped.
I promise you, why would bet anything on it?
No, I mean, just the aspect ratio looks a little wonky on everybody.
Some people look wider than...
Something is fucked in the state of fuckmark today.
That is fucking, that is outrageous.
You know what I'm saying?
That's outrageous that I would give my time.
So generously to go in and argue with Destiny on the no-jumpershow and that I would be done
Dirtily in this way
So fat like fucking a Mexican Santa Claus with my hair climbing Everest and then my hair climbing into my asshole
Climbing to the back of my fucking head
Yeah, I mean it almost looks like a skull it
It looks like a fucking skull and I look horrible. I don't look like that look at me now look same fucking pose
Same pose I look totally fine. Yeah, I look totally fine. I hear looks normal
What the fuck is going on on that show? I don't know what the fuck is that?
I don't know that's what the fuck is that five million people are looking at that right now making fun
I just didn't even matter if I'm making good points on the show not anymore
Yeah, they can't get past the thumbnail
When I put a fat guy right a big fucking fat guy I do not look like that
I do too many drugs to look like that. Right. You know, when you said that you,
nobody's been done dirtier than you
and the history of the world.
No one ever.
No one.
I thought perhaps it was an exaggeration.
It's not.
But now looking at that, it's not.
And the Destiny, Dick Mashman, and Vito on Scott Adams,
Hogwarts Legacy, that's probably a slam at me.
And you take, look at it. Look at that, I'm fucking fat, I look in the,
wait a minute.
Okay, I don't look fat in that shot, why didn't they use that shot right there?
That I just whizzed by.
Yeah.
Let me copy the clean link and try to get, I think you can download the thumbnail directly
from Get YouTube thumbnail.
Why don't I have a press kit or something?
Why don't you have a press kit for me
where I look good and have good head shots and stuff?
You.
Oh me?
Yes, why don't you put that together or something
so I can send it out so I don't look like a fat monster
on these shows.
I mean, I, you know, I could get a hold of people
who do EPKs.
Look at this.
Oh Jesus!
And I'm making a dumb face to
no one
in the history of the world has been done as dirtily as me consistently.
Worst photo ever.
So I gotta check out the No Jomper Show
or don't where Vito talks about.
Ah yeah! out the no-jumpers show or don't wear video talks about I yeah
I'm coming to you, you want to get in, you love it, you get it, there's a show where
it's a guy just coming to the Alabra Mountain, Bucket even the hardest healing failure
in your house, take measures there.
$20 million man, joining me is always a world touring LA based comedian, Sean the audio
engineer.
Hello, take some buddy, happy three-fiddy. Happy three, Fiddy.
350 is the 100th episode, Morty. That's a lot. We have lasted Nick Rick and Morty, Morty.
That is a lot of fucking episodes. It's a lot of episodes. I wish we had a list of everything
we covered. I kind of want to feed every, I'm man, I'm getting sucked into the AI hole
big time, big time. I might not come out of this one. The AI hole. The AI hole, bro, they're doing
wild shit and a wild shit is going down in the AI mart these days. The strange things are a foot.
You talk to the AI. Yeah. And I shit you, you have, and the AI, and I have this sensation, right?
And I'll tell you about this sensation
that you will know and that guys will know,
but I've identified it.
You speak to the AI and you get the same feeling
of disappointment that you get when you're speaking
to a real woman and you know that you've hit their limit.
You know that you've hit the limit. You know that you've hit the breaking,
the limit, the matrix limit of the computer,
and you know that you've hit the matrix point of the woman,
and she's not listening to you or going off on a tangent
or doing something you're just not getting through,
and you get that in-wee, that feeling of loss and emptiness,
and I thought, oh my God, it's totally,
it's the same exact feeling.
I can't fucking, fucking, I can't believe
that it has perfectly replicated the disappointment
of dealing with another person.
And that's how you get the Lucy Lou bot.
Yeah, it's amazing.
I've been, I fed one of our transcripts to it
on episode and it's like fucking perfect.
Like, boom, boom, boom, whole thing.
So I was thinking about just doing all of them.
I don't know, back to the beginning of time,
and having to do some kind of like automatic podcast generation.
I don't know.
Maybe lots of ideas.
Maybe if I get a tip, send them to me.
Maybe things will get better for me.
In a lifetime.
Maybe I can make a big fat picture of me
and send it to millions of people.
Yeah.
I fucked that interview up a little bit.
Did you?
Why?
Yeah, because I was all, I was just coming back from Vegas.
Right, right.
With Nick Riquita's party in Vegas, three day party.
Brains a little scrambled.
Oh, let's start.
Yeah.
Actually, I don't even know if it was the brain.
I think it was the entire body.
My damn body.
My damn body.
Usually it's just the brain, but this was like a total shutdown because it was like,
it was like it was
It was bumps starting at 10 in the morning. Yeah, it was bumping
Early if you know what I'm talking about you're talking about if you at home know what I'm talking about
Wink wink wink when I wake up at 10 the party's not always bump it right sometimes when I wake up
I got to get that party bump in or else you're
not going to get a or I'm not going to get up. And I'm going to enjoy myself. You got
to make the make it to the airport. Let's go. Some people need Advil. I like to get the
music bump in. Yeah. I know. I start with Eric Clapton hits one hit over and over anyway. You're a claptin.
You know this song.
Yeah, yeah, JJ Kale, right?
I mean, yeah, covered by claptin, of course.
So I come back from that and I'm exhausted.
Lost my house, sold my car, lost my job, cocaine.
Is that the sign I've said?
I can't say it anymore.
So next show was on Sunday.
By the way, let me just,
no, I got that stuck in my head.
Sorry.
The cigarette bummers in Vegas are at epidemic levels.
You, they hear, you get a new pack of cigarettes in Vegas, they can hear that little, that flick
of plastic, they hear that special cellophane.
And then three, three people appear out of nowhere.
Hey, could I get one of them cigarettes?
You got a cigarette to spare you.
What are you, in what universe does this, does this where you just scatter shot,
like Bob's Vagine, everybody you,
everybody you see smoking,
any little crinkling, it's like the lat, they hear it.
They're in another room, the cigarette bombers
are just laying there in a stupor,
in an undead non-stimulated, non-stimulated,
narcoleptic, stupor, and then they hear the tear of that foil on a cigarette packet
Yeah, they come to and they should be acceptable just to clock those guys
Didn't I have the idea of a poison cigarette on one bonus episode?
I think so one poison cigarette that just gives you immediate explosive diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, something like that and I bum a cigarette
Yeah, sure, yeah, something like that. Can I bomb a cigarette? Yeah, sure, here you go. What, what do you think the rate, who vapes versus who actually smokes cigarettes?
What do you think the percentage is? I've never looked into it like that. A lot of smokers
have probably gone to the vape and a lot of new smokers are just started with a vape. Yeah,
I don't know. There's a demographic component
that I'm not comfortable speaking about
with this issue in the first place,
but the vaping does fix a lot of it.
Because they're even more ravenous for cigarettes now though,
because everybody vapes.
So now they smoke smoke smoke.
They smell a stick a tobacco coming out
and they're like,
hey, can I get some,
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You know, back in, it's like, oh yeah, these used to be everywhere.
I used to smoke these.
I used to, you know, and it's like, now there's everybody's fucking vaping.
It's hard to find.
Oh, yeah.
Because, you know, they don't buy them anymore.
Because, you know, because they quit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I can see the cigarettes start from here, bud.
What do you mean?
You walk around all day, subsisting on other people's cigarettes?
Yes.
Well, anyway, I came back from that, so I was totally out of it there,
which I thought would might be good, because when people bring up,
somebody brings up 9-11 in front of like 5 million people.
I don't want to say stuff like, well, actually, if I was doing
Osama Bin Laden's PR, he would've got a fucking medal.
But yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just me. That's like not the kind of thing
that flies with the audience that size. No, no, no. I was already towing the line, touching
on the line when I said strippers are too fat to go to strip clubs anymore. That was
hot body and sitting like that. Oh, yeah, sure. Okay, well, you know.
Anyway, it's personal taste.
Hey, Brad, I try to bring up the Borde,
the Borde, the yacht club things are racist.
And I got, I got trounced on by the two liberals.
I got jumped on by Vito and Destiny.
Did we, and it's dumb?
Have we talked?
What do you mean it's dumb?
They're obviously racist.
Did we talk about that?
You brought it up the other week, but we never,
because I didn't know what it was. This guy was going to call it and talk about it. But you,
you know what? That's right. The great fucking filter is guys who just cannot figure out time
zones. Oh, yeah. Never, never can. The first, if they mess it up once, I say, you're,
God, you will never figure it out. Speaking of time zones, fucking, I hate this fucking new time.
Remember when they fixed it.
Never when the government got together and fixed it and said we're never doing it again.
And they just said never mind.
Right. We got other stuff to do.
Right.
Well, anyway, I thought I fucked it up, but then I saw the big fat picture of me.
And now I see how much worse it could have gone.
Yeah. Well, you know, it's relative perspective.
It's all relative.
Um, I dropped my, my fair project, my arts and crafts fair off at the arts at the LA County
Fair.
You made an art or craft?
Oh, you didn't see that?
You didn't see the mural?
No.
The mosaic that me and Randy made?
Oh, oh, oh, but that's what that was.
Yeah, I did last week.
Yeah.
Didn't you think it was great?
I thought it was cool.
Thank God.
I thought it was cool.
Everyone's been shooting on it.
Really?
Johnny started.
Johnny thinks he's an artist now.
Oh, okay.
Mr. Big Shot.
Got it.
Come here.
Everyone wants to be a critic, you know?
Well, you know, I mean, while what are they made?
Nothing.
Mistakes.
That's a good, that's a good point. That's the whole thing about the, you know, critics.
One of these ladies, I use the term use sarcastically,
but the LA County Fair dropping off their quilts and garbage,
yeah, it says it takes a look at it. Oh, when are you going to grow it?
Oh, God, you know, very well that we're all dropping this stuff off right now,
because it's exactly two hours of drop off ability, it. Oh, God. You know, very well that we're all dropping this stuff off right now because
it's exactly two hours of drop off ability. But that's not the kind of thing. To me, that's
not the kind of thing that you would grout. Of course not. It's because these dumb hillbillies
have never seen any art in their lives. Yeah. So they just see tile and immediately assume
that it has to be grouted. Yeah. They don't understand the rich history of Mexicanness.
Oh, dude, I was gonna say that is totally like,
that is like from Mexico.
I just remember looking at it and the,
I think we were talking about something else,
but I was like, oh, that's cool.
Oh, thank God.
Why did I have Johnny in here?
You'd be so, well, he brings his attitude in,
like he's fucking hot shit.
Johnny's great.
You have a normal correct response, which is that looks cool.
He's just got to shit all over everything.
Yeah.
We've got a new bonus episode of who are these podcasts?
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, it is a good one.
Do you ever, it's so funny because this is what we,
he talked about, we talked about, we covered,
who do we cover?
We covered a guy who's, you know, a peer of like,
a male only's club.
Yeah, he's like a, you know, basically a peer of Andrew Tate.
He's about, he's about a 15 year old, a 15 year old,
and looks like a, looks like a Cub scout.
And, but he came up in the streets, I think.
Oh God, yeah, the streets.
But I think he might have a point.
You ever have a fight with 80s girl
and you don't talk for like a couple of days?
Great.
It's the best.
I get so much done.
It's the best.
Yeah.
It's the fucking best.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
He's like, you know, never you're doing it right now.
You're never having a fight for a couple of days. Never apologize. Never, you know, I thought, yeah,
what if you're sorry or what, you know, but I was, I'm not, I'm not, that's the best reason
not to apologize for the peace and quiet. I'm lagging bed last night. She's over there. I'm on my phone.
Not a fucking word. It is wonderful. I highly recommend it.
Oh, we jumped on that guy too aggressively, you're saying.
An effort to try to teach him something,
but he's actually got some wisdom in his young words.
No, not wisdom, he's right in the wrong way.
I see.
So when he says never apologize, it should just be like,
well, when you get bored of getting your work done
and not having conversations about what we're having for dinner and not getting nagged about wearing too many clothes,
because then there's too much laundry that has to get done. For the cleaning lady,
that you said, when you gave her, you, her number, that you can just set it up from now on. I don't
always have to be the one to do it. When you're done not having those conversations, then you
apologize and just resume your living nightmare that is your life, right? Yes. Yes. Now the voices
in my head have some room to speak. It's... Oh, I just... I mean... I mean, I really should
do this way more often. Yeah. You're quite drinking, though. Yeah. You know what?
100% true.
100% true.
Maybe we were too hard on that kid.
No, no, not too hard on the kid.
No, some people, you know, again, he's a kid.
What was your fight about?
Taking the dog out. Yeah, totally stupid. Totally stupid, but she didn't have all the facts.
Came in hot.
Oh, I was right.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty much always in the wrong.
I'm my fight.
So that must be an interesting feeling.
She's, you know, we're talking, she's, she's half Mexican, half Greek.
I mean, she can put the fucking evil. Which half? Eat the bad half of both.
I don't know.
No, not at all.
But I mean, you know, there's a,
careful that guy's going to ride in again and say how you need a Mormon wife.
They're saying, there's some stubbornness there that's like little like, you know, not,
not going to give it.
I mean, she could put the evil eye on me.
You know, those, those Greeks have that, you know, that fucking Hexie shit, you know?
I don't know about their, their stuff.
But, uh, say Malacca, did she get pissed off and shout Malacca?
Uh, I've heard that.
Yeah, I've, I mean, no, she, uh, I mean, she definitely knows the word.
I mean, she speaks Greek.
She, oh, pretty fluent.
I mean, she always says she's fluent like a, you know,
like a, like a 10 or 12 year old, you know, like she doesn't,
but I mean, she could,
I wouldn't, I wouldn't like that put into my mind
by my girlfriend.
I mean, in some way, like a 10 or 12 year old,
she doesn't have a college vocabulary in Greek,
but I mean, she's fluent, you
know, enough to go to anywhere and get around. I mean, going like, Oh, but he, but I
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Well, anywhere around the Mediterranean
is pretty like their passionate speakers.
Yeah.
And passionate eaters.
Russell Crowe is really funny and racist
in that Thor movie, the recent one where he plays Zeus.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He plays like, and he is fat.
Yeah.
So I fully support him for the fatness
and the racism that he is doing.
Uh huh.
He's pretending to be Greek.
Yeah.
As Zeus, but he talks like a Greek guy.
Like you imagine Zeus and you're like, I am Zeus.
But he's like, oh, hey, like this real fucking sleazeball.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
They got that one right.
I guess.
Oh, shit.
I was going to play this choir song to start the show.
Oh, well.
So we did the W ATP tick show crossover.
The live show tickets are still on sale.
There's about 40 left.
It's a huge theater.
And we did this show, the Alpha's Only Club,
the exclusive brotherhood for men
seeking to better themselves.
Listen to the number one rated podcast and self-help and reliance.
And I think I mentioned it on this bonus episode.
It's also backby.com, or back.by slash the tutorial.
I mentioned that the restriction of the F-sler
has created an environment, this, yes, has created an environment where men
are, where men feel free to over-fratraniise with each other.
And there's no checks, the checks and balances that we previously enjoyed that would never
permit such unrestrained fraternization and brotherhoodsmanship and lecturing and man
explaining and self-improvement that has flourished without without fear of
being called an ephsperer online or an online person online online certainly
because I could spin it up all day but it also can't be done in person because
someone will be filming or reporting or
Carrying you or
Canceling you in some capacity. Yeah, but forever. This has been done forever
But before before it was a
Hammer phone
Captain Shaq and but before camera phones and the internet
Because someone like me would hear about and go what the fuck?
What are you blank? Yeah, they would go, oh shit.
Well, someone's calling us that.
That kind of fucks up our whole, that fucks up our whole like masculine alpha sitting
around talking about what's gay if you suck to ladies penis or not, that kind of fucks
up our whole, the whole vibe we're going for.
So let's just stop and shut up
and go get jobs. And it's really, it is, I don't know why seeing this young man, seeing
this teenager going through the pantomimes of what is, what is essentially a tremendous
prick and douchebag who's selling manliness lessons to other men, who's franchising manliness lessons to sell to other men.
And engaging, my point is, I did not bust my ass
for I did not spend my entire 20s insulting fat women
to their face so that you boys could sit around
in your sewing circles on TikTok and talk about what penis is gay or well sucking on what penis is gay
Or then the next one you're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole
You you need to stop cut that they're on their all now that they're on their all day
Picking their identities like they're a bunch of like smurfs but a scam, like, well, I'm like a crypto guy.
I do like some crypto beats in my side hustle online
and I white label drop shipping.
And one guy's like, yeah, I'm just like,
I'm like a money is easy kind of guy.
That's my deal.
And the other guy's like, I'm like a pussy is easy kind of guy.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we're both, we're both alphaying out together.
Like a genius bar and we're gonna synthesize,
we're gonna synthesize one actual man out of this
We're co-alphas. We're co-alphas like a gay Voltron and we're gonna band together and talk and our ultimate goal of course is
Acceptance from a woman. I did not do ever I did not bust my ass to create this environment where you fucking boys
consider round and
Live in this way
You need to hit harder than what you're doing. You don't understand what they're taking away from you still
Good show because they took it away all because they took the Epsilon away from me.
From me!
From you, from you, and only you.
Right, again, the amount that has changed
the power of that picture.
Yeah.
Yeah, good, good shit.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a good one.
You've got guys pretending to be,
pretending to convert to Islam.
Hey, what's up?
I'm just like, my grift is like, I'm an Islam grift. What the fuck?
Yeah. Why?
Well, you know, because like, because women in the
family, the man's masculinity and the, we fixed it. We
fixed it. You just have you have to keep going. There's no
you think God's going to help you with women? The Islamic one or whatever?
No, it's you, it's up to you.
It's not up to your bros.
You don't turn around and look for backup.
It's you.
It's been you since the beginning of time, you pussy's.
Congratulating themselves on going to the gym.
They have gym supports, squats.
Yeah.
They have a count of billet buddies.
Uh-huh.
They're obsessed with cock, but not their own.
Mm.
The cocks of women.
Mm.
There you go.
Good shit.
Uh, Silicon Valley bank. you hear about that one?
Is that even a norm?
Does people even care about that one?
I don't know.
It wouldn't you know, it's Sean, another bank had a big oopsie
and lost $80 billion in a couple of hours
because they were over collateralized.
And in this thing called mortgage-based securities,
I don't know if you've ever heard of these things,
like it's like from, oh, I don't know, 2008
in the gigantic, the great financial fucking crash
of all time, or the late 80s, or turns out they did it again.
What, yeah, what were the odds?
Whoops.
What were the fucking odds of that?
Startup focus bank.
Had 209 billion in assets and...
175 billion in deposits.
Well, that number is not like the other one, wow.
So, too bad.
Um...
God.
Explaining the turn of events, Brian O'Connor of Guy who worked at the place said they bought
$80 billion in mortgage backed securities last year.
No one could have seen this coming.
No one could have.
Ha ha ha ha.
They all, everybody is,
it's always a, I mean,
just couldn't have predicted this.
Look, I'll give you one,
I'll show you one picture that sums up the whole thing.
This was there.
This was there.
Person in charge of risk assessment.
They actually have...
Head of financial risk management and model risk.
Head, head, how old do you think she is?
First of all, she's too hot to be doing any,
any kind of risk assessment.
That bitch has never had a risk.
She's hot.
Very.
Head of financial risk management, model risk and model risk.
I mean, she's, you know, I don't know how I know how
she in 2008 12. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fuck are you guys thinking? This is your
maybe younger scamming your way and hustling and alpha mocking yourselves all the way up to the top
and dragging broads like this. What the phrase? This is a quote to her is phrase, you can't be what you can't see.
What? Wait a minute, is this, what?
The phrase you can't, she's, this is a quote from her.
Wait, is she, is she trans?
What? I feel so privileged to co-chair, because I just saw Jay and then I feel privileged to co-chair
the LGBTQ and her. You think she's trans?
You think she's trans?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, hold on, if I'm doing a search on if someone is trans, I don't want my browser
on the screen.
That's true.
So, that's a hot trans picture if fucking that's, that's what we're reduced to.
That's what we're reduced to, by the way, because the media backed it up.
So much trans shit on the airwaves that now every time you see a chick that's too wide,
you're like, maybe I'm being duped by some way.
Maybe, well, I mean, I don't know.
Maybe she could be a lesbian or she's not.
She's not.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, her J.A.Y. is it right?
Well, yeah, but she looks like Indian.
And usually I know.
Indian people always make white names and then lie about why they picked a white name because they know that white well, they know that America is very racist.
And then you've called a you've called a tech support before.
No, they do it like Nikki Haley.
You know that Congress.
Well, my name is Carl.
No, it isn't exactly.
No, Carl is my middle name.
Oh, actually, I think I think is my mating name.
I think my girlfriend talked to a Carlos theose the other day from taking our names.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They will take the Mexican's jobs.
You really think this is trans?
Well, she heads the
I don't know if you'll find a car.
Car.
Okay, let's see.
Ursa pa.
Ursa pa trans.
How was it, 1230 already? I don't know. Santa Clara. I don't see anything about trans, man. She just on the on the board then. On the board of what?
On the board of the, it says a LGBT.
Yeah, like LG.
Now that's not a trans.
They wish.
Well, look at these, look at this chick
with huge tits over here on this other unrelated picture.
What's going on here?
Uh, this is a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a They wish. Whoa, look at this chick with huge tits over here
on this other unrelated picture.
What's going on here?
This is why I never get anything done.
Okay, whatever.
Great picture if nothing else.
The phrase, you can't be what you can't see
resonates with me as a queer person of color.
And a first generation immigrant from a working class
background.
Okay, so there were not many role models for me to see.
I could have just read the first paragraph and not gone to the second one that would have
solved our little bitch.
What are you even talking about?
There weren't any role models.
We had, you had fucking gay muppets when you were growing up.
What do you mean there was no queer?
It was a gay muppet.
They're all gay.
Burden Ernie, where gay is fuck when she was growing up. Growing up what do you mean there was no queer? It was a game up it. They're all gay
Bird and Ernie were gay as fuck when she was growing up that a fucking whole musical about how they were gay
There's been so much gay shit. What the fuck are you talking about it resonates with me as a queer person
Meaning I make out with chicks at bars to get attention from Wall Street guys
Immigrant from a working class background. There were not many role models for me to see growing up. How fucking old are you?
No, I know, I actually want to know.
I mean, she's pretty young.
I mean, like, 30-ish?
Like, well, that picture with the chick with huge tits
didn't come up, so there's another me being done dirty.
Let's just look up her.
Right.
Oh, go broke.
I don't see.
Who is Jay?
What?
Who is Jay?
No, this is all stupid.
But it doesn't, you're thinking it'll be a erst-bark, comma, 32.
You know what I mean?
You think they would do a little bit of research, but they probably would.
I don't know.
That's just a, that's not that bitch, not bitch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you are too sensitive.
Well, I just don't want to get caught being gay,
so you're all hyper aware of it.
It was a hot, it was a hot picture.
Years, I can't tell.
Look, here's her other quote.
I feel privileged to co-chair the LGBTQ plus ERG.
Okay, you're gonna have to help me here.
Oh, there's way more now.
There's like 2IA, LGBTQ.
I know, I don't know what ERG is.
Like equitable resource, equitable race, race,
it's something with, yeah, it's something like that.
And help spread awareness of lived queer experiences,
partner with charitable organizations,
and above all, create a sense of community
for our LGBTQ employees and allies.
Hey, I have a better idea.
How about you, how about you run a bank?
How about that?
How about we get all the people
who are interested in running trains and not crashing trains and that's
the only thing they worried about and the people that are keeping planes on time and the people
that are running banks and they want to work at a bank and go, don't do that, it's too
risky.
And if you say, hey, do you want to, and then you send in people routinely that go, hey, I got this
thing about LGBTQ and they palm them in the face like OJ Simpson and they tucked their
money under their arm and they run it and they run past them.
They hammer them like they're playing.
They stiff arm them right in the fucking face and you send them in regularly so that our
trains and hospitals and airplanes and banks
can just work for a little bit.
Yeah.
Can work for a little bit more.
How about that?
Okay.
Is that possible to do?
I mean, you know, making some sense.
Maybe not.
Probably not.
It's amazing.
Amazing how we're going to go through it again.
Sure. Oh yeah. Fed. We'll see it again in we're going to go through it again. Sure. Oh, yeah.
Fed will see it again in our lifetime.
Fed has for those interest rates, low interest rates,
yeah, gives out a bunch of money.
Uh-huh.
Jack's the interest rates up.
Right. Thanks. Well, I just bottled those bonds at one, one percent.
The mortgage ones, those are pretty good, right?
Now we're doing new ones that are like four percent.
Just, you know, sorry.
Jokes on you guys.
Well, yeah, it would be, but we spent all that money.
Right.
On bullshed.
Uh huh.
So, can we have more money?
Mm hmm.
Well, we'll have to see, we have a money, pretty machine.
We can't turn it on for anybody.
Right.
You guys aren't, did you have some sort of a queer person
at your company? Yeah, we have tons of queer people. All right, all right, maybe, maybe if you have enough queer people,
we could fire up the old money machine for you guys.
Here's something interesting. Fuck, it's already 1240.
I've been screwing around talking about how fat I was.
This is a, this is a study on the minimum IQ required to graduate college in high school.
Huh.
Um, okay, Zerka's driving now.
All right.
Sweet.
So this says that the,
as you can see here on my presentation,
the IQ required to graduate high school in the 40s.
It was up here for men and women at 125.
Well, wait, wait, that's college.
Oh, sorry.
High school 110.
Yeah.
College is 125.
Don't those.
And now, what?
Okay.
Well, I was gonna say there's different IQ tests.
Like there's been a bunch of different, you know what I mean?
Uh-huh.
So not everybody took the same IQ test.
Because some of them didn't exist.
They made it more accessible.
Well they, you know, they're trying to, they've tried to any type of, try to eliminate all
the variables of like economic failure and stuff like, well, yeah, because you cannot
fail out of high school now. Oh, no, no, no, can you fail out of college? I know. I
don't know about, I didn't know about college, but I know they just they in high school graduation
is crazy, right? Yeah. Graduation rate is a huge deal in college. If you fail out,
that is a big, that is a big no no for for them. Yeah, yeah. So I believe that.
Yeah, here we have IQ of 110 for high school.
Yeah.
Slowly sliding down over the years and never pops up.
Slowly sliding down to from 110 to 80.
Yeah, which currently,
Well, that's like, that's a massive, stupid difference.
Yeah, that's like, yeah.
So when you see all these videos of guys,
of students in high school kicking the shit out of teachers' aides
because their switches were stolen illegally,
but stolen nonetheless,
or any of these kind of fist fights in school
that seem to happen all the time now,
this might have, it might have something to do with it.
I'm not saying it's have, it might have something to do with it. I'm not saying so.
Then you have college, which starts at about 125 up here
in 1940 and slides all the way down to 108,
which is about perfect midwit.
Yeah, I mean a touch over average, right?
I mean, if I use meant as a hundred,
that's the looking forward to the Marvel movie.
Yeah.
Got a hot crypto tip for you.
Yeah.
Wants to tell you about their crypto wins.
Mm-hmm.
Just needs to sit down and check out the big game.
If you want to go on a, if you want to go out tonight, they got to ask the old ball and
chain.
Yeah.
Oh, I got to go ask my wife quoting Borat still in this day and age.
This is what this is what we're looking at. This is the slide.
And this person, rather interestingly, equates the whole thing to the US GI bill
after World War II. Oh, very interesting because they sent, I'm very interested in that.
Yeah, they said, I don't look around like, where a million where they, how they got the, you know what I mean, like there's
variables that you can't account for, but I mean, like it's interesting.
And it, I mean, it does, it makes some sense to me.
I do not think that people have gotten smart.
There's no education happening.
That's right.
At those schools.
And the morons that graduated back then are now. It's like a compounding. Yeah. Acceleration of, um, of a failure in mediocrity in school.
Like that 80. It's got a bottom out there, but just because that's the lowest possible,
like dumbness of people, the bell curve. Well, yeah, before you, before it jumps up to
one, one, one of five in the middle. Yeah. And below 80, you're retarded. Yeah. You're
starting to not be able to. It doesn't matter. I think you're below 80, you're retarded. Yeah, you're starting to not be able to
deliver your own. No, you're special programs for them, or prison, but you're right, either
one, it pretty much has to kind of, because that's like the minimum, you know, somebody can be
and still sort of function, I guess. Yeah, yeah, you can't function below 80. Not really. I mean,
it's, it's an interesting, it's an interesting
hypothesis because the, I guess the assertion is that the GI bill effectively nationalized
the entire university experience. So sending 8 million people to college and pay for it
just makes all colleges owned by the government because they're paying for it. So whatever they want, they get.
So they send in a bunch of army guys who are just midwits, like just normal, like they're
there because they've signed a paper and went to fight another war that we had no reason
to fight.
And then they took over college and by extension that leaked into regular university,
here's something else I saw in it that I didn't know was happening.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, shit, I can't find it now.
It was a, it was a lazy river that colleges, that a college had.
You mean where you just float in a tube?
Like I would a water park?
Yeah, I think they built a full on water park
to like keep the campus, well, yeah, to attract students
like a resort.
Wow.
Fuck, I can't find it now.
Damn it.
I mean, I was a really upset.
It's not a, not a dumb idea.
I mean, if you're them, that's a, if you're a resort, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, oh well, I can't find it.
Oh, maybe they're all doing it.
Oh my God.
Oh, are they the LSUs doing it?
Yeah, here it is.
Here it is.
Uh, for all you complaining about something turning college football into
all of it but it's
in about the Clemson has a bowling alley.
You see F is making a lazy river.
They call it recovery.
That does, it's a resort.
That looks just like a fucking resort.
It's just like a horror vacation. It's just like a whore vacation.
You send your kids out to B to Hora Island.
Yeah.
To act like fucking horrors and monsters
and not learn a fucking thing because they're dumber
than they're dumber than high school graduates
were.
Yeah, little bit ago.
70 years ago.
They're parent three generations ago.
The college graduates now, what it takes to graduate from college are dumber than what it took
to graduate from high school 70 years ago.
That's wild.
Pretty soon, the only requirement will be a pulse.
Yeah, a social security number.
So they can assign you some debt. Blop it off here.
There you go.
Security.
There you go.
Let's see what else I got here.
Oh, this one's pretty rough.
Community hit by hate.
Look at this.
Look at this horrible hate speech that's happening.
There's a guy in a truck.
He's doing a burn out a sick burnouts on this.
Gay. It looks like someone defaced the pride flag with some sort of a symbol triangle on
the left. What is the truck? Is that like inclusive of another group or something? I mean,
I'm not hip on all my black people, brown people, and trans people.
They put like an arrow that's like dividing the LGBT flag.
What?
Yeah, I don't know why they threw black people on there, really.
Wait, wait, wait, how do you see black people?
Because the first one's black.
That first thing, that striped thing.
Oh, I can't really see it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I've seen this flag a lot.
Got it.
Oh, okay.
They made a big deal about it. Okay.
Because they had a bunch of like designs that they were floating around. Got it. And the gay people are good at design
and it turns out that trans people are not. Oh, I didn't know. Just a interesting. No, just a matter of your
trans man or trans woman would one be better than the other. You know what?
They fucking put the trans women first.
Or the trans men.
Uh-huh.
Fucking trans men still got higher billing than trans women.
Yeah.
Okay.
Unbelievable.
There goes black, brown, blue, light, like weird baby, gross baby blue, which is like trans men,
I guess.
And then pink, it was just trans women, who all the, man, have you seen the penisoplasties,
the surgery pictures?
Well, no, why would I look at that?
Well, I don't know, it's hard to. Hard to not welcome it,
bring it up right now.
Let me show you.
Penis, neo-fallus, arm.
Look at what they do.
To make you a new weiner.
Oh, they grow, were they grafted onto, no,
do you, okay, don't, yeah, it's gonna be rough.
They cut off, dude. Dude, don't... Yeah, it's gonna be rough. They cut off.
Dude, they cut off like your entire forearm.
Oh.
And make a...
And make like a weird...
They make a tube out of it.
Dude.
And then they put that on your...
Where the fuck do they put on your forearm?
Nothing, it never grows back because it's muscle and shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's a lot of people are doing.
There's a lot of people are doing. Yeah's a lot of people are doing. Yeah.
Oh my fucking God, real, like,
there's not just taking the skin and then grafting it
from like a patch on your leg or some kind of.
Like they're like taking your entire arm.
What the, and making a tube out of it
and putting that on your, putting that in your penis area.
Wait, is this actually like going on
or is this like a groundbreaking surgery?
That's like, they're like not groundbreaking.
No, I mean like, I mean like,
is this something that they've done,
what, you know what I mean?
Like the first face transplant that,
it's not like people get face transplant.
Like what I'm asking, is this something that's,
people get face transplant when they're like,
their face burns off.
Well, no, no, but I mean,
it's for fun.
But no, but it's extremely rare.
Like for a while, there was like one person
that ever worked with you.
Like, so the big, like the worst part of all this stuff,
they're like, are there 10,000 of these?
Let's see how many there are.
How many, how many Neo, how many Neo pets can you have?
No, how many Neo Frateries, you know?
Frateries are there a year.
The rise of the, oh man.
The rise of the Neopalus, a system,
it's not a fucking Neopalus,
just cutting your arm off.
A systematic review of penis prosthetic outcomes It's not a neofalus. You're just cutting your arm off. A scheezing.
A systematic review of penis prosthetic outcomes
and complications in gender affirming surgery.
Okay, well, how many a year?
A total of a thousand patients underwent falloplasty.
Let's see here, a year.
Okay, well, I mean, that's enough.
I wanted to know if this was just like,
you know, scientists successfully clone sheep.
Or whether this is...
She did better than this.
Or whether you like this is dead.
That's it's answered for me.
This has been done a number of times.
Well, they're promoting it.
Like, this is the end game.
Jesus Christ.
This is the end game of the, you remember when we played that one of the
one man?
You just want to wait until they do it another way, like, you know, grow it in a, in a
lab like meat.
You don't really need your, the penis isn't what makes you a man.
It's the total obstinates to everything.
It is your, it's not apologizing.
It is your love, hate relationship with your father
that you eventually become and promulgate.
It is not, if you think, if you think that a tube
is going to make you a man, you are,
if you have not been kicked out of enough bars, it is,
yeah, it is. Yeah.
It is a weird relationship with suicide and with your friends, it is a very,
the penis is a big learning curve.
It's a learning curve. If you haven't lived that way, the penis I can do it for you.
Right. Right.
The penis I can do it for you. Right.
Right.
You can take mine.
I'm still going to be the same.
Yeah, I'm not going to start questioning whether anyway.
Yeah.
The mean age at surgery and follow-up for those that underwent SP is that super penis surgery
was 35 and 2 and a half years.
So this is the end game for there.
Like, you come into the gender surgery, talk about gender issues, and then get on hormones
and shit young, and it's rough.
Right?
Let's rough look at it, man.
How is that not illegal?
Like, I think they're getting weird days.
People don't know what's happening.
Like, you didn't know that's happening, right?
Well, I didn't know, I mean, I knew that they were making dicks for, I didn't know the
process, like that particular process.
I mean, I know that you thought they were like doing it in a lab, like some kind of growing
like a penis.
Oh, I thought it was like growing, because I saw the headline, like someone grows on
man's arm.
Like that, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was so nice.
Sometimes they will do something like they'll graph,
you know, they'll graph something onto somebody
so they get to blood supply and it's, you know.
Yeah.
Why can I not see what the,
what the amount of people-
Fala Plasties is.
Well Wikipedia will probably tell you as far as like,
you know, history. I mean, there far as like, you know,
history. I mean, there's see, there's, wow, it started in 1936. Wait, what?
Everyone was distracted from World War II.
Yeah.
Oh, they're doing different things in plants.
They're kind of, here's this whole.
Oh, this is old. Okay.
There it is.
It's a finished product.
What do you think?
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
I can't believe it's like cookie monster.
Let me bring up that cookie monster cupcakes
Nailed it
Here we go
You see yeah, there we go. This is what you're referring to exactly. Yeah, I
You see? Yeah, there we go.
This is what you're referring to.
Exactly.
Yeah, I can reference 10 year old, in fact, in names.
So here we have a successful peony plastic, found a plastic surgery right there.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, whatever goes on in my head, like, I'm, I'm, I'm actually, I'm, I'm dead, I'm
glad that it's not that, that I don't struggle with like that.
That that could be a possibility in my mind, because that's fucking, that's a lot to deal
with.
How many people around you have to be like, just letting it slide?
Well, nobody, I guess.
I don't know.
I'm sure, I'm sure that the doctor should be the last one letting you do that.
I'm sure there's a lot of people,
if these people have people around them,
there has to be some people who are like,
look, you really gotta think this over.
If you're fucking sure you wanna do this,
it's only 1,000 people that underwent it from 2009 to,
oh no, that's with we identified.
That doesn't, I don't know, I can't find it.
Okay. Well, I mean, you know,
just that answers my question though.
Well, I guess if we're letting women get there to fake tits,
then we gotta let that happen.
Hey, you know, and I don't really care, but no, no, I mean,
I, you know, I don't think it's a little realized
what they're doing. It's just, it's severe.
It's severe and you need to understand that it's severe.
Oh yeah, anyway, wait, community hit by hate.
What's this?
This truck doing burnouts on the gay plot.
They painted a gay pride flag on the street for some reason.
Where are you all up to this?
This is like a, it's like a little,
it's supposed to keep pulling into like a, it doesn't look like a, it doesn't look like a it's almost like he's pulling into like a,
who fucking else?
It doesn't look like a,
it doesn't look like a main street.
It's really a feder, a courthouse,
but like a little bit more.
Yeah, it looks like an access road
to like some, like corporate building block or something.
Let's see it, let's see the hate.
A community hit by hate when a man leaves tire marks
all over a pride flag painted on an intersection.
That's right.
Did you see the brand out there
and the tire marks? Yeah. I'm here for a pride flag, that's an abdication he the brand out he's doing. Yeah.
I'm a cry flag.
And I'm a section president here on the area speaking out in
discuss sevens to no Garcia's live in Fort Lauderdale.
Oh, man, I bet they were.
Good morning, Lorraine.
That made me right behind you.
It's a veil just about 20 days ago.
I can dumb cow and damage and covered with skid marks.
The community here is saddened as you mentioned, but they are planning to redo it.
In fact, the clean up process has already begun.
It's gonna get shit spilled on it too.
I mean, on purpose, the burnout is pretty impressive, actually.
I mean, he, yeah, it's pretty good burnout.
Yeah, it's good. It. Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
Cause it's that type of paint that's easy to burn out.
Sure.
Uh, here's the QAnon.
Shaman getting a guided tour.
Oh, right, right, right.
You see that?
You happen to see that one?
Yeah, a little bit dangerous conspiracy theorist dressed in outlandish costume who led the
violent insurrection to overthrow American democracy.
Then the cops are just kind of leading them around.
The sentence to nearly four years in prison far more time than many violent criminals
now receive.
What did Jacob chancely do to receive this punishment?
To this day, there is dispute over how chancelly got into the Capitol building, but according
to our review of the Internal Surveillance video, it is very clear what happened once
you got inside.
Virtually every moment of the time.
So there's the QAnon, Shaman guy.
Yeah, yeah.
I was texting him before he got arrested.
He was going to call in and come in.
Oh, wow.
Inside the cap.
Take a nice little tour, cops leading him around.
Well, they're following him around.
Oh, yeah, okay. But now they're leading him around. Look, they're following him around. Oh, yeah, okay. But now they're leading him
around. Look, opening doors for him. Oh, what are that guys? Yeah. Well, I guess we'll
just go ahead and walk around here. Now there's about a million cops here all standing around
in the capital. You know, I'll never for years four years, lead him out. Yeah, yeah, you're
going to jail, but it's, yeah, I know. It's, he just looked a little lost. Well, what
do you, what are you supposed to do in the capital? I've never been here before. I don't know. Huh. You guys come here every day, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see here.
Oh, yeah.
And this one's pretty good.
The US personally created COVID, the CDC.
Oh, personally.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it could very well be from a lab.
I mean, that's, I don't know if that's, here we go.
Let's see what, let's see what Robert Redfield, former CDC director.
Yeah, he's, uh, Trump's appointee.
Oh, he was.
Yeah.
20 seconds left.
Dr. Fauci was a firmly told and told an email that, uh, NIA had a monetary
relationship with the Wuhan, through eco-health alliance.
He was told this in January 27th of 2020.
Do you think that Dr. Fauci intentionally lied
under oath to Senator Paul when he vehemently denied
NIH's funding of gain of function research?
I think there's no doubt that NIH was funding
gain of function research.
Is it likely that America has-
I think it was like 100 and some $1,000 or something.
I mean, it was a very small amount, but yeah, there's money. That's it. That's all we gave.
It's fun to gain a fuss. It was something shockingly small. If I didn't know, I haven't looked
at it in a long time. But yeah, like there's what's a long time a couple of years, maybe a year,
year and a half, something like that. Bono. Where it's like, but I mean, no, what they're talking about, like what they're, because
they're talking about back in 2020 and stuff, but yeah, it was like, but like, yeah, like
there was, there was money like invested in that that came from some, some, some group.
Well, let's see what the CDC got.
I thought you research that created this virus.
I think it did not only from NIH, but from the State Department, USAID and from DOD.
That's a lot more.
It's a lot of agencies to give only $100,000.
There's another one too that I have here.
Kenoka.
That wasn't the one I was looking for.
Okay, here's the one I was looking for.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's see, buddy.
There's, I mean, there's a damn good chance that it came from a lab.
Well, let me, I mean, I don't, I'm going to float this one by you.
Yeah.
The US government has caused every single problem in the world for the last 150 years, including their recession.
They're busy making, yes, making a global reserve currency, making silver illegal, making
gold illegal, creating the atomic bomb, personally giving the atomic bomb to Russia where they
never would have figured it out. And then making a government organization to give the bomb to Israel and the Middle East,
then creating Russia as a boogie man to justify the military industrial complex where there
was no, where there was no threat of Russia.
They have a lot of oil oil but that's basically it
uh... there was no shit they had no power over their satellite states other than
like
well you guys you like comianism right well i mean you know they
you know they have a lot of communists play you have that facade you know so it's
like
you can you know
well the american people believe that too but i mean they could they couldn't
feed anybody no it's it it's, it's,
people say, they all say,
well, it was a superpower.
No, it was a bunch of people that are,
it's a bunch of people that drink vinegar and cologne
to get drunk because their civilization is so fucked.
Yeah.
Everything they had,
they had everything there
as we just handed them the technology
and said, well, fuck you for everything else creating Vietnam
Creating the student loan crisis creating the great financial crisis and then finally
inventing COVID
This is a short list of the things that the US has done. No
Nail son of in line is the bad guy, right?
Okay, here's what else you guys have to say about it.
I will say if you go back and look,
it's declassified now,
and I'm sure you all have declassified briefings,
but the declassified information now,
in September of 2019,
three things happened in that lab.
One is they deleted the sequences.
It was highly irregular.
Researchers don't usually like to do that.
Second thing they did was they changed
the command and control to lab
from the civilian control to the military control.
What have they done?
What have they done?
They've been involved in do you slabs
when I was in the military?
And the third things they did,
which I think is really telling,
is they let a contractor
redo the ventilation system in that laboratory.
So I think clearly there was strong evidence that there was a significant event that happened
in that laboratory in September.
I don't doubt that at all.
Very well could have.
Oh, well.
John says, how do I shift my monthly contribution into a monthly beer delivery to save dick from
terrible beer beers?
Well, you don't have, we can't do that, but you can't.
You drink a lot of good beer.
Yeah, but that's only when I have them.
I only have these because Keon brought them over.
Otherwise I'd be stuck with a hard celser left over shit.
Okay, man, maybe tell them how to send you beer.
Yeah, if you contact me directly, I can help you set that up, but no funny stuff
Kyle says dumpy April. Please talk about it. Oh, dumpy April. Yeah, you know what happened April
If I had to name if I asked you to name like a hot his cartoons the month of dumpy it's dumpy April. It's a
Yeah, if I ask you to name the five hottest cartoon
character, it's about an April O'Neill.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
The turtles are back, kids, but this time they're black and fat.
This time April is fat and black.
Uh, let's see here.
April team and team, fat and black.
Oh my God.
Yeah, they've decided to,
they've decided to pop this one on everyone.
Oh, wow.
I don't know why they're looking at her.
Like she's gonna say something worth listening to.
It looks like she's like a fat and ugly,
but she's a teenager too.
Like now, right?
I mean, is she, she's supposed to be an adult. Well, no, I know, this looks like, looks like I would guess she's a teenager too. Like now, right? I mean, is she, she's supposed to be an adult? Well, no, I know. I know this looks like, looks like I would guess she's a teenager there.
Because she's not as obese as an older woman should be. Well, she's not like, she, this looks like
she wants to be a reporter instead of as like an employed reporter. Oh, there's a difference.
To heroes and a half-shell are getting rebooted once again
for the all-new animated movie,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, colon Fat April.
A new trailer has been released,
giving a reveal of the look at how Fat April is.
Amazing.
I'm sure they're shocked by people's reception of this.
Yeah, I would guess it's probably not all that positive.
Did they have plot points where they distract her from a big case
by leaving a bunch of French fries around,
like a moat of them around the techno-drome?
Do you think they do that?
I don't know.
I mean, I haven't seen advanced copies of the scripts.
You think they allow, does she have a podcast?
Does she have a, this April has a cartoon profile picture
on her Facebook and TikTok and Twitter, right?
Hey, bro, why don't you use a real picture?
Uh, you know, because of the patriarchy.
Mm.
The pastry arki.
So you can't fit in the sewer whole things.
How did she even get down there?
The sewer whole things.
Well, there's stairs.
They have fucking stairs.
Look at that.
Look at her stance.
What is?
No, it's really weird.
Oh yeah, these stairs could not support.
They're not structurally related.
It's like her legs are the wrong,
like they go down to like toothpicks
and she has these tiny feet on the bottom.
You know the rendering algorithm couldn't figure out
what they wanted her to look like.
And it looks like she's got a bunch of like frosting
spilled all over her shirt.
Is that a scarf?
What do they do this to black people?
Why don't they just make her a hot black girl?
Tyrant Banks or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How do they make her this dumpy?
And they didn't give her a jumpsuit either.
She might be making her really nerdy sort of, you know what I mean?
So you can only be nerdy if you're a big fat slob.
Well there not like Henry Caviel Henry Caviesel what is that guy's name?
Jim.
Jim.
What?
Caviesel that the actor?
Yeah Superman.
Oh no that's no Jim Caviesel is just played Jesus.
Okay who played Superman Henry Cavill?
Henry Cavill.
He's like a super nerd.
Yes.
Oh, women hate him.
Really do they?
Yeah, because he doesn't care about women.
He only cares about computers and making computers.
And he was like a huge asshole on the Witcher
because he loved that video game.
So he wouldn't let them fuck it up.
Right.
Like he kept saying like, no, no, I'm not gonna do that.
Did you watch that show?
No, you didn't.
No. I watched it.
I liked it.
I don't know anything about it. Yeah, see, and I'm not gonna watch that show. No, you didn't. No, I watched it, I liked it. I don't know anything about it.
Yeah, see, and I like not knowing anything about it.
So I can just go, I can see what it is.
Like, I don't have any preconceived notions.
I can just go, I like it.
Yeah, I liked it.
You know what I fucking watched?
The Perry Mason reboot.
I heard there was a Perry Mason reboot.
Oh, get a load of this.
Yeah, I don't know anything about it, but. You know anything about Perry Mason? Yeah. What happens to Perry Mason reboot. Oh, get a load of this. Yeah, I don't know anything about it, but you know anything about Perry Mason. Yeah. What happens to Perry Mason always gets his man.
And how does he do that? Well, he's too fat to chase him. So he trips them up on the witness
stand. He does. He does. And they fucking melt down and they have spurg out and they just confess
the story as every single fucking time.
And every time it was good, every time.
So we're watching, I'm making my girlfriend watch the Perry Mason reboot.
Raymond Burr was the Perry Mason when I, I mean, I don't know.
That guy from the from the 50s or whatever.
Well, I mean, I think he went into the, they had it in the 80s, didn't they?
Yeah, but it was shot in the like he was a, it was, it was, it was, I know it was.
I know it was back in time.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's a place in like the 40s, like,
it took place in Roger Rabbit time.
So anyway, we're watching Perry Mason,
and they're doing the whole thing,
the gritty thing that they have to do now,
where he's got like a tortured backstory
and he's like, oh, I'm like a scumbag.
I drink too much.
Oh my God, why don't we pump the brakes
on the drinking. Okay, yeah, hopefully we know, yeah. I got it, I'm like a scumbag. I drink too much. Oh my God, I want me pumped a break so I can drink things.
Okay, yeah, we know, yeah.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Everyone here's thinking about me now, I got it.
So my girlfriend goes, well, what even happens in this,
like nothing's happening in this story?
I said, just, you gotta wait.
It's gonna get to the end.
Right.
And it's gonna be classic.
It's very amazing.
That's a very amazing, he's gonna get them in there
and start fucking dooping them,
and giving them, telling them a narrow story back
and they're gonna fuck up,
and it's gonna have a huge meltdown
and this whole fuck all come together.
All come together and that was my fucking genius.
Just like house, just like house.
Every fucking time it pays off.
Yeah, so I'm watching the...
Sure lock or something, like.
Yeah, exactly, that sure comes.
Yeah.
So she goes, I'm not watching this shit, I'm going to bed. I'm all right fine
So I watch the whole thing watch it and I'm up the next day. I gotta go to work
I can't watch fucking Perry Mason right now. Yeah, so it gets finished work
Watching dumb shit TV love it first side or whatever we have to watch together and then she goes to bed
All right, okay, all right, all right. Oh, right. Oh, good to meet you. Good to get, good to meet you.
All right, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, come on,
come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, let's just get to the,
get to the party, trip some up.
Right.
And then he gets there, the big,
I fucking, other lawyer kills himself.
Oh, suddenly,
Pear Mays was lawyer.
And he goes,
he gets into the case,
gets into the trial,
and he's interviewing the cop that did all the stuff,
and he's like, I don't know how I'm going through it,
and he's starting to trip him up.
I'm like, yes, come on, finally I can come.
And then he goes, oh, stop, stop.
And it turns out they were just pretending
and practicing doing a trial.
And this, the stupid DA is there, his buddy,
and goes, people don't confess on that,
nobody confesses on the stand. Perry, no, his buddy and goes, people don't confess on that. Nobody confesses
on the stand. Perry, no, they all say Perry, no, but he confesses on the stand. He's like,
oh, what? You know, he was about to confess and the guy goes, who's pretending to be
the guy, nah, I wasn't really going to confess. I was just kind of playing along to like
boost your confidence. Yeah, like throwing in a really shitty, telling a sparring partner
to go easy right
So he gets some confidence going into the fight. So I say okay
This better not be where I think it's good this better not be going where I think it's gonna be going
Yeah, if they fuck me if they blew ball me on
Perry Mason. Yeah, I quit
Okay, I quit TV was to be continued enough, they get to the final episode.
It's a mistrial.
A mistrial.
Confessing for the next season.
Well, no, mistrial is normally mistrial.
It's just you're off. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, Mr. I, yeah, you made it as real as possible. Yeah, Mr. I, like, well, unless they can come up with other charges or a reason to try it
again, right?
Like, I mean, why there's something a little different than the defendant killed herself.
So I think I don't know.
Yeah, they fucked a Mr. I, you're just, you're done in my face.
Wow.
For a whole 10 hours, they cocked, teased me along,
like the dirtiest whore,
and then just did a regular ass court.
I don't need a regular court show.
I want to see, do you guys not,
like this Holly would not understand
that I want to see a guy get tripped up,
like a bad guy, getting like outsmarted.
Right.
And then it fucks him up and like.
It's satisfying.
Yeah.
And then somebody's like free and they don't go kill themselves.
Yeah.
I don't want to see that.
I don't want to spend 11 hours watching someone else kill themselves.
Right.
I got enough of that.
I could just imagine it all day.
Right.
I don't need to watch another guy on TV
getting a picture of his fat ass
on a 5 million podcast show.
I have that at home.
Sure.
I want to see a guy thinking smart,
doing smart things and winning.
Right.
I was so upset.
Yeah, that's what I was.
Boy, what a fucking. Perry Mason. What a fucking. What was so upset. Yeah, that's what boy, what a fucking
Perry Mason. What a what a what a what a what a fuck you to everybody who invested their time. Yeah, really
they said it flat out nobody can vassers on the stand. Well, yeah, no shit. It's also not the 1930s. Right. It's a fucking TV show. Let me
again, no, they just ruined the escapism
that everybody needs a little bit of.
And his girl, he's fucking,
it's just this fat Mexican,
like gross looking Mexican woman.
Mm.
I was just like, all right,
any port in a storm, man, but this is kinda,
this is messing me up too.
How old is Perry Mason in this?
In real life.
No, in the like 30 something.
Oh, okay, so he's, yeah.
He's doing cool World War I flashbacks
where he's like executing people
because of mustard gas and stuff.
That's cool.
Oh, really?
His own guys.
I'm a big fan of friendly fire.
You put friendly fire in a movie
because of mustard gas?
Because they're all messed up like they're
Oh yeah, and the trenches.
Right, right.
And I'll shot up and he's like, ah, you can't make it.
Oh, my God, put you out of your misery.
But then you kind of get to feeling like, I don't think that guy could have,
they got it necessarily.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put down, yeah.
But no fucking confession, man.
Huh.
Week, that ain't Perry Mason, that ain't the Perry Mason, I remember, which I don't know
if I've ever actually watched an episode of.
I watched it on Nick and Nate.
Tony says, laser empties, hey, dig a coworker called me out.
For now, I'm mentioning that you're physical NFTs.
We're lasered into the remnants of an M1 Abrams T.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Compressors, did I say that?
No, I don't think you did.
No, I got that email though.
You got that email.
It's really cool, yeah.
Okay.
That was Erkis 22 minutes out.
Well, 22 minutes were having a three hour show.
Oh God.
I got to go to work.
To be really.
Anyway, I'm glad you like it.
And let me know if it gets fucked up.
Well, I don't know how to fuck that up, but I'll try.
Have fun with your tiny piece of bureaucratic war machine
as you attempt to up any entire world banking system
You know the worst part about the the Silicon Valley bank is yeah
The company that was immediately impacted by a circle who has like the most stable
cryptocurrency for money. It's like one to one one one circle coin one USDC is worth one dollar hmm
And they had about four billion dollars in it like it's the it's the cryptocurrency It's like one to one, one circle coin, one USDC's worth one dollar.
And they had about four billion dollars in it. It's the cryptocurrency I've said is,
look, the reason to go on back by is so stable and secure.
It's not a crypto scam, it's because we're using USDC.
And then they almost immediately fuck their entire credibility up.
Instantly. Yeah.
If I didn't know people were so dumb,
I would think they're doing it on purpose.
But I know that they are.
Yeah.
So USDC was on like a 10% off sale all weekend.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Poopman says false accusation story.
Sorry, I'm moving that thing too much.
No, you're good.
Hi, Dick and Sean.
Freshman, you're in college.
I go back to a blond's place after a party.
We're drunk and I smoked weed.
I think she did too.
Did she not have tits or is there another reason
why you're not mentioning how big they are in this story?
I was a virgin at the time.
We sat on her couch and talked for a bit.
She gets up and goes to her bedroom. I follow thinking tonight at the time. We sat on her couch and talked for a bit. She gets up and goes to her bedroom.
I follow thinking tonight's the night.
She's sitting on her bed.
I sit next to her.
There's just awkward silence for a bit.
And then I realize she looks uncomfortable.
Do you want me to leave? I ask.
Yes. She says, guys,
they don't have a good line for that moment.
You know, when you get there, you don't know if you should do anything.
Right?
It's hard to, that's another hard, initiating contact can be difficult too.
You gotta come up with dumb stuff.
Like what is this thing on your wrist or something?
Your wrists are so small or so big or whatever.
Yeah, you look, you can have, you can find some way to touch,
like some excuse to touch them, you know?
Wrist like a lumberjack.
Yeah, wrist like a lumberjack, you just dumb whore.
Try that.
Maybe leave the last little part out.
Yeah, wrist, is your dad a lumberjack?
Is your mom a lumberjack?
Cause you got fucking big.
I bet you could hold a sledgehammer
by the very tip of the handle sideways
for like a half hour.
Right.
Have you ever seen those beer-stined competitions
where they just hold it straight out?
You'd probably be great in one of those.
Cool.
We'd pull the beer wagon.
Try that one.
Yeah, that works for you.
I leave.
Oh, I leave to be clear.
I did not touch this woman at all.
I kicked myself thinking I fumbled it somehow.
Yeah, of course you did.
Well, I believe that he didn't,
because he's probably scared to death.
Oh, he's a virgin, right?
Like he didn't know.
He probably sat there because I see where this is going.
Yeah.
And I would think that he probably didn't know what to do.
Didn't know what to do.
Fast forward two years, junior year.
I have a girlfriend that I've been dating for a year.
Brunette, tattoos.
Here we go.
Beacups.
Short.
She's part of a field hockey club.
All right, I don't need a whole history.
Just tell me how big the tits are of every woman
in every story and nothing else.
I don't want to know what makes them so special to you.
Girlfriend asked me to host the club's end of year party.
I agree, of course.
I want to do something nice for my girlfriend.
I set up the shindeg with the help my roommates, table, drinks, weed, et cetera.
The party starts, you know what I mean?
Coke at this party.
My girlfriend and a dozen girls walk in.
Blondie is one of them.
Uh-oh, she screams her head off.
Oh my God.
I'm shocked. She starts calling me a rapist. My girlfriend leaps to my defense. And
the party pooper is kicked out. The rest of the girls also leave. Ah, sounds like an awesome
party. Party pooper keeps telling the club members, I am a rapist. My girlfriend talks
with every girl and assures them, I am a gentleman or whatever.
The blonde girl leaves the club.
I was scared for a bit that she would get the school involved.
I graduated.
Yeah, I graduated in 2020 and faced no consequences
for my terrible crimes.
I'm still with my girlfriend.
I feel really lucky when I hear every other guy's story
of being lynched.
It was, if my girlfriend was even a bit more retarded, I would be fucked.
Love the show.
Thanks and go fuck yourselves.
If he was a virgin, and he smoked pot, he's got to be paranoid as fuck.
I was thinking, yeah, I was thinking that too.
He's got to be like, what are you? Am I saying this out loud? Am I, you know, you've got, yeah, I completely believe him.
Just based on that, I, I, yeah, I, he definitely would have frozen up.
He'd have been extremely fucking nervous.
You guys need to, you're all building your little masculinity groups to appeal to
these people. You understand that, right? All of you, man, a sphere guys with your hustlers,
clubs, you're building these organizations in attempt to curry favor from these derelict
psychopaths. You get that? You're starting to, um, um, um, amel. Emil, hey thanks internet dad.
Hey dick, thank you for the life advice.
Asking for a raise and to negotiate the first salary
made me double my income after four years of work.
Wow.
Holy shit.
He was getting fucked man.
Yeah.
Before I usually just accepted the first offer
they made me on the job, but now that you taught me to lie, and I say I make way more money currently, they are
usually just happy to adjust accordingly to my lies.
Yeah.
It's just.
Well, it's just the way it's done.
They have an obligation to low-ball you and you have an obligation to do the opposite.
Yeah, you have to lie.
You have to come to somewhere in the, you know.
Love the shows, you may keep it up.
Greetings, Emil.
Lutus says, what makes me a rage?
Hey, I don't know if anyone else has brought this in before,
but I, but something that makes me a rage
is how autistic people are held to a higher standard
than everyone else.
False.
Right.
Does he, is he thinking like autistic in the movies, like they're fucking just brilliant in one?
Yeah, we don't think that.
Or just, okay, held to a higher standard.
People are so fucking selfish every hour of every day,
and they have either the most boring
or obnoxious conversations
and the most retarded opinions,
but fuck me for ignoring them.
Oh, you think that's because of your autism?
Oh.
Mm.
All right.
I know you're against therapy.
Well, I mean, the last time I went to the doctor,
yeah, they were disappointed that I wasn't dying.
That's okay.
That was a medical doctor, right?
So I tried to, I tried to see the psychiatry
so they said, fuck off, we're full.
That I believe.
Yeah, you have to get,
so they sent me a fucking-
You gotta go pay for one yourself.
You gotta pay for one yourself.
So they sent me to what is probably
demonstrably worse than an AI online.
I mean, I can go to a chatbot that tells me
that the chatbot will post suicide prevention
800 numbers for me all day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's again, it's something that it is
the big healthcare systems.
Like, it's tough to get in,
you've got to make appointments with this person
and this person and then they send you to this person and then your appointment is like six weeks out or whatever, like,
I've always just found, you know, go do a free podcast.
I was paid out of Pocket and that's the thing.
You want something good.
Guess what?
You got a fucking pay for it because the fucking system, I didn't want it at any point.
I just wanted drugs.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, you want to send it to a psychiatrist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know you're against therapy,
but so many of these Eftzler is need to go to therapy
or pay me $300 an hour to listen to their garbage.
Yeah, I do agree with that.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know, there has to be some kind of study
saying like, do people who go to therapy
talk more about their
problems outside of therapy?
Some woman was telling me about this woman was, I would think maybe, yeah, I mean, because
it like trains you to talk more, right?
Yeah, I mean, to be a little negative effect on.
To be more open.
Yeah, but see, that's the thing.
A lot of times, you got to, you know, it's like, hey, not, not everybody is, but see, that's the thing. A lot of times, you gotta, you know, it's like, hey, not everybody is, you know, people are not to be dumped on.
Yeah, I mean, like, you know, that's not what you use,
that's not what you use like a friend for or relationship for,
just to like dump out all your problems
and then like, not listen in return.
I mean, there's a, there's a, you know, there's,
it's not boundaries, it's kind of good taste.
Like, I mean, that's, that literally is like
what a therapist is for is to get, you know,
help you wear that towel.
That's fine to do that.
Don't let that part out of the curriculum
in therapist training schools then,
because everybody, everybody who's in therapy,
I talked to a girl recently who said she goes to a therapy
where they hold like a magnetic plate that shoots magnet rays into her head.
Yeah, that's the fucking therapist is, that's, she doesn't know that that's dumb.
That's a big fucking, it's too much of a catch all term.
Like I mean a psychotherapy, I mean somebody with a fucking PhD, at least is what I mean.
They might have a fucking PhD and maybe psychology and parapsychology.
I mean, I don't know, maybeychology and maybe I know they give her drugs
or they have a PhD or they have a PhD and they've become
like a fucking like a midwife or something like it
where it's where they have something outside of what
they're being and they call it like a life coach.
You know, I mean, yeah, it's a life coach.
I mean, can I have fucking the right.
It's not the same thing.
What do they know?
Since they're really fortune.
They don't.
Um, a hoi says, please talk about this.
How white and affluent drivers are polluting the air
by, all right, let me see this.
Uh, wow, is there because really time that I told him to come in.
Do do do do do do do. Oh yeah, one. Well, hey, only a half hour later, yes.
Hey, only a half hour later, yes. How white and affluent drivers are polluting the air breathed by LAs, people of color.
Oh, they got a cool little graphic there.
So white people, white and affluent.
Does that mean Jewish?
Is affluent a slur that the LA Times is using?
Cause who else?
I don't think so.
I mean, you know.
Like many angel, you know, reprint.
Oh, it is?
Well, by some March 9.
Reboiling point, weekly newsletter. No, I mean about
Probably knew oh no, I know but it's just like they so this is a picked up story or something like that
I saw in the LA time. Oh, no, no, I know like many Angelina's I spend a lot of time behind the wheel in my car
Yeah, okay great
I couldn't oh wait a minute, what's her name?
Sammy Roth.
Okay.
That's not a, that's a her?
It's a guy.
I don't know.
I mean, I couldn't help but consider my own complicity
while reading a new study from USC, finding that Angelino's
who drive more tend to be exposed to less air pollution.
It may sound like a paradox, but it's not.
It's a function of the racism that shaped this city and it's suburbs.
The way really yeah, and continues to influence our daily lives because I built
freeways like through poor neighborhoods and stuff like that.
And now everybody is everybody saying the history of.
Do you think he even knows? Probably not.
Start reminder of the need for climate solutions that benefit everyone.
Okay.
A colleague, Terry Guy.
I really fucking hate these people.
The core finding is that for every one percent increase in miles driven to and from work by people who live
blah blah blah. I think they just stop paying black people to live in LA. Maybe that's maybe that's the solution
Storys of paying them to live in this political this polluted hellhole
Maybe just stop paying them and they'll move to somewhere else where there's jobs and they're not being paid to live there
moved somewhere else where there's jobs and they're not being paid to live there.
Shopping in the I would say, like, I think that like everywhere is being polluted in L.A.
Like, I don't know, like, just, can you honestly say that the concentrations are 10 times higher?
You know, lots of stewvers is Beverly Hills. So dumb.
Yeah.
Look how long this shit is.
So there's more than one person who read this entire article.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Oh, that's outrageous.
Okay.
I don't know, man.
Like, okay. Okay, I don't know man like
Okay, whatever you want to see if you look if you look hard enough you'll find it. Yeah, I guess we could I guess we could do a
Fat watch. I don't even know. I don't even know if this guy's coming in well. He said he was coming right he said he was coming Yeah, let's see. Let's see what we got for fat watch today
right? He said he was coming. Yeah. Let's see. Let's see what we got for fat watch today.
fat watch today and fat news.
This is from a newdom fat watch bitch pissed off that she was told she couldn't cripple horses.
Oh, a fat bitch blubbers about being turned away from a horse ranch due to her weight, then keeps walking back statements about what her outrage really is to make her look better
and more of a victim.
Okay, let's see.
Well, TikTok star, Remi Bader, says she was mocked for her weight after being turned
away from a horse ranch. I mean. In a statement, D. Pollo Ranch responded to the TikTok video.
The ranch did not mention beta by name, but broadly apologized to anyone who this offended.
All right.
Well, let's take a listen.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Goddamn it.
So, there we go. Let's see.
God, Danny. So, ready?
There we go.
Is that not her?
Is this her?
No, I think she's talking about her.
I don't want to hear someone talk about her.
No, she's not big enough to be turned away from her.
Yeah, no way.
Okay, let's keep looking.
You know what they did on Perry Mason?
But they played the original
team at the end. Really? Yeah. I was a little bit jazzy version. I like that, but they
did play. I give them that. Remi Bader, a TikTok star, known for her realistic clothing. That's, that's chock full of things dumb. Pack.
Known for her realistic clothing haul videos.
Hall. They use the word haul.
What does that mean?
Got a good haul here today.
Well, yeah, yeah.
A dump truck of, I ordered this dress from Amazon.
I ordered this dress from Amazon.
I ordered this dress from SeaWorld last year. It's finally here.
Beep, beep, beep.
What a haul.
Claim that drugs when you get a bunch of clothes, I think,
or a bunch of things, right?
Oh.
Then they do the haul.
I guess that is how you use it.
Let's see how big
she is. Okay. Content creator, curve model, a realist king of realistic halls. Wow. She was too fat to ride a horse. Do you think? I mean, look, they,
obviously, there was a horse ranch.
Yeah.
I mean, you would know.
Well, I mean, while I'm saying,
I would, I would, I can only guess they would do that because they're concerned about
the horse.
I mean, I knew a fat guy who broke a horse's back.
No way.
Yeah, they just shoot it.
You're kidding.
Yeah, he took up horse polo.
Oh my god.
He took up polo.
Rich guy.
And then one day he gave it up because horses can, I mean, dude, they can take a lot, but
you know, I depends on the horse, probably the age.
Yeah, yeah. You know, a lot of these,
if it's a ranch, these are probably horses that are, they're ridden very, you know, they're
not workhorses, right? They're for, they, they're super sweet horses that don't buck new
riders off and they go on trails. That's what I'm guessing. There is a way limits.
They're spine. Like it's not just infinity. Yeah.
It's not a tank.
They have a, it sounded like they have a weight limit
because I saw something about,
I got turned away because I weighed over 240.
So that 240 must be, no.
We don't have to make a new breed a horse for these brods.
Well, I mean, these content creators and fitness models
gonna, their Clyde's day was in the shop, I guess.
So, you know, the God busted by it.
It was in a honeymoon shoot for two fat lesbians and that they blew its hooves off or something.
How are, you know what I find interesting?
We're all out of Belgians.
That these fat ones, they can be so ugly and still have the same dances.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
She's nice.
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That was...
You're gonna be way too big, T-hell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did this bit, she's getting sucked in. They're kind of trying to fatten this one up.
This skinny one where you can still see her face bones.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
That girls hate that.
They're like, bring us your delicious face bones.
We're gonna fatten them up.
So you just look like a plate.
Think somebody's here.
Is he here?
Zerka, can you introduce yourself, please?
So everyone knows what you're, where to get your stuff.
Oh, John Zerka, Zerka official slash Twitter.
I'm on YouTube.
I just recently got banned on Twitch,
but I'll be back on eventually, I think.
And I'm kind of considered the most right wing.
The most right wing of all.
Yeah, I'm the most banned guy on Twitch and stuff,
but really, because I was very funny,
I got away with a lot, right?
Oh yeah.
They don't know I actually hate women.
Yeah, I mean, I can't say with them.
That's why I think you're joking.
They're like huge wing now.
They're like, he's a comedian.
See, I think that the right,
a lot of men have lost their way.
And forgetting that it's really guys,
it's really all about women and how they've ruined our lives
and destroyed everything that we've built over the last 100,000 years.
Like let's just take a moment as a refocus.
It's not about going to the gym.
It's not about having a bunch of bros.
It's not about alphaying out. Let's remember who the real bad guy is. It's not about going to the gym. It's not about having a bunch of bros. It's not about alphaying out.
Let's remember who the real bad guy is.
It's not China.
It's not Russia.
It is your girlfriend and your mom
and every other woman that you know.
I mean, think about it.
Men lose $100 million a year paying jobs over pussy.
It happens all the time.
Politics, any kind of business you can think of, it's the only
thing that destroys men and we're pretending there's another problem.
Oh, well, Putin's actually the problem.
I think we have a control of what's going on.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
How can we never hear about Putin's house?
Why is that?
He's low key.
He fucks them low key because he wants to look orthodox in Christian, but he has a bunch
of prostitutes like very young prostitute.
Oh, no, I mean, he would guess he would have to, right?
I mean, everybody, it doesn't matter what country you're in, you're doing.
You got to have a house.
I mean, even Zelensky's got a whole, he's one of the hoes.
He's on the, he's wearing the high heels.
Have you seen the, him dancing?
Oh, is he wearing, uh, he's seen the clip of Zelensky stripping on the high heels. Have you seen the him dancing? Oh, is he wearing the clip of Zalentz?
Stripping in high heels.
Like, woman's high heels?
He's on TV wearing high heels.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that one.
This is what I hate.
Is you supposed to allies?
You never know about that.
It's almost like you're getting Ukrainian money.
Every time I bring up the Zalentzki thing, people look at me crazy.
I'm not the crazy guy.
This guy's a fucking hoax.
There's a comedian, isn't he? There's never crazy guy, this guy's a fucking hocky.
He's a comedian, isn't he?
There's never, yeah, but he also has,
so I was on PKA and I got two,
we're making fun of fat girls before you got here.
And do you have a strong opinion on fat women?
I think you can make fun of them
because there's always a category,
like oh, there's always someone trying to fuck them still,
so it's not like being a fat man is hard.
Being a fat bitch, you're still in a category of porn hub, like you're still a fetish.
Wow, this is a good interview already.
Yeah.
I hate fat bitches.
So I was on P.K.A. if you know that podcast, you're a killer already.
So I was on there and I always get too drunk and end up arguing about something.
And it was this time it was Ukraine.
Cause I'm like, yeah, it's like the most corrupt government
on the face of the fucking planet.
No, no, they changed the narrative now.
It was the most corrupt a few years ago now.
That's what they said.
And I'm like, whoa, what?
What do you mean?
They, they uncorrupted it?
What did, what did they,
what did they,
what did they,
they throw everybody in prison like the fucking mafia?
So I'm like, you guys, you know, when,
since, let's, keep like when the Pandora
Can when the Panama camp papers came out that motherfucker has like three hundred million dollars in the bank
What do you how does an a comedian get hundreds of millions of dollars who is not an America?
Ashton Kutcher has hundreds of millions. Okay. I believe it some fucking asshole that did a that played a piano with his dick
Where does he get that money? Doing illegal government shit.
What do you think?
Right?
Are you telling me nobody paid millions of dollars
for Hunter Biden's art here?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm suggesting.
He's got millions for artwork and this guy's a crackhead, right?
A crackhead's artwork got millions through the Ukrainian.
That's how the fuck is that not news?
I don't know. Why is it not obvious?
Yes, of course. Of course they're just stealing money.
Why would they not be? Okay, anyway.
So why did you get banned on Twitch?
Some girl who was flirting with me a year ago.
I don't even know this girl that well.
We flirted once. I guess she had a boyfriend in chat.
So when she was invited to my podcast, she got mad.
And she's like, oh, Zyrka's creepy.
And all I said was, I'm like, bro, you invited me over.
And I pretty much said, like, I guess when you have a boyfriend, you can't imply
that and blah.
And she gets on live and she goes, I'm going to call an admin right now.
And she calls the admin live to get me a Twitch.
Yeah, who was this?
I don't want to say the name.
I don't even care right now,
because even if I get on band,
I'm really made more for YouTube and this other stuff.
Like all my friends are out of Twitch now, right?
Like they're rumble YouTube, some bitchhood.
Those guys are evil.
Yeah. Oh, bitch it is. Yeah, some are evil. Those guys are evil.
Oh, bitchhood is.
Yeah, some are evil.
Some, yeah, bitchhood people get,
like if you farm a bitchhood audience,
I use it. Do you use bitchhood?
No.
I'm using rumble now into dress.
I'm so mad at them because they won't fix their user interface.
It really annoys me that they have so much money
and they're throwing it around,
but they won't just fix the very basic
of using their fucking platform to make it easier.
What about kick?
Have you heard of kick?
I've heard of it, but I haven't used it.
Damn, I know so many people making tons of money at low viewers on kick.
Yeah.
And so now I'm definitely going to be on kick for sure, because I know train wrecks and
all those guys I came up with.
And what blew my mind is some of these gambling deals,
there's like two million dollars a year
for a hundred viewer loser.
Like to get a hundred viewers with millions of dollars.
Wait, what do you say that's slow?
What do you mean?
There's gambling deals for tiny channels
if you know someone, if you know someone,
and you make millions of dollars,
if you're probably correct, if you get addicted and become a retard.
Oh, you're talking about you can win money by gambling.
Yeah. Okay.
It's like a sponsorship, right?
Yeah.
But you get play money and you can't get percentage, right?
But these kids, it's funny.
I'll tell you a little, I never told this story.
I used to be a affiliate marketer for one of the biggest online casinos.
And then one day, the US government shut it down.
How does that work?
So can they retroactively damage these guys
who are working like this?
Or do they just shut it down and you can't play?
Well, this was in the early 2000s
when you could still do bank deposits and online casinos
and you might have been able to do credit cards, but it was like overnight, overnight we
went for making a ton of money to zero.
But there's no punishment, right?
No, it's just no longer like a business that you can do.
Why are you saying get into depressed way?
You made your money.
Because I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I had the money, you made me keep making money. You're fucking ever. That was like,
I have to do any of this fucking culture shit podcasting.
I just be sitting around making gambling money.
But you'd lose your mind if you just did that, right?
If you don't have something like this to talk about.
I think I could talk to myself all day
without a mic, without recording it.
And he's lost,
he's lost,
it's mine a long time ago, is that it?
I think I could drink and scream without
recording it. I'd be all right. I have a passion for this. I can feel it. You go crazy
without this. Yeah. Say it. So you get more donals. Well, you don't even have donals on
this. What? It's all Patreon. This is all direct. So I gave up, I gave up having access
to YouTube and stuff for a long, long time ago.
Come to yours.
When I first started doing the Dick Masters and Boyz Males in like 2007, those videos were
getting straked and deleted all the time.
Wait for what were you saying?
I mean, just like all kinds of shit.
Women, fuck women, women, a whole fuck fat women, like just speaking like a normal man.
So you two can't your ass for saying fuck women?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love women.
What the fuck are you serious?
You can get cancer that?
I guess.
I gotta pump the brakes then.
It's like, I don't know, it hits a point where there's so many people gang up on you and
then it's, that's it.
It hits like a critical mass where somebody internally
gets their eye on you and gets a beat on you
and then you're done.
They'll follow you around.
Where do you go?
Yeah.
Was it all political though?
Back in the 2000s for your content, was it mostly political?
When I was getting, when I was getting banned in this area, I'm talking about, it was entirely
women.
Like it was entirely just saying outrageous shit about women.
That's the whole thing.
I've never, I still don't, I still don't think I'm political.
I just cannot be talked into things like war and I like see the financial structure,
the way the finances are structured in the Americans.
He's like, well, there's an obvious problem there.
Like, it's impossible not to see why this,
why the same thing keeps fucking up every time.
I don't know, what's your politics?
Are you from Miami?
No, no, no, no.
I'm actually from Vancouver, Canada.
Oh, okay.
You're one of these Canadian demagogues
that comes in to America and tells us what to do.
Well, I became one of you guys because most Canadians are soft liberal
cucks, right?
But when you meet one on your or our side, right?
They're very extreme, right?
So I would say I'm so far right that I don't say it live.
How far I am.
How far? How far, right? Can I ask you a series of questions? I'm not invading, I'm not invading Poland, but I mean, I think I really, from which side
would you not be invading Poland from?
I really do believe.
Would you invade Alberta?
Hell yes, I would.
Hell yes.
Okay.
You're kind of next door, right?
They've got nothing.
What's that?
They've got nothing.
Well, just a lot of cows and shit, right?
But I genuinely think I'd be happier
if we had a king and lived in a theoretical society.
I used to think this is a retarded position.
I used to think this is a retarded position.
And then I did some research.
Did you know there was times in history
where you can have like 14 kids,
have a giant fucking house and you were a peasant.
Now you have to like,
millionaires living fucking shoe boxes
and we're pretending it's the best time to live ever.
I don't buy this shit.
It's always the best time to live right now.
Highest purchasing power with the highest depression and anxiety rate.
And they want to tell me this is the best.
It's born in.
No, I don't believe that.
How old are you?
I don't believe that it is.
I just turned 29 and I want to kill myself.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, he's a lot younger than we are, but I'm with you.
And that's a, I don't believe this is the best time to be born in.
Even, you know, again, 1950s America.
Yeah.
Because I grew up watching, you know, 1950s America was the best time.
I grew up watching.
I'm going to argue this.
If you really want, I think it, if you objectively, it kind of was.
If you, you know, here's the highest level trauma you'll ever feel.
Okay.
Put the fucking best TV show ever made Twilight Zone and TikTok next to the screen and
look how different these societies are.
Just put the modern twilight, just put the remake of the Twilight Zone.
Now, not the real, the sterling one.
No, I know.
You're gonna get it.
Put it up, put Twilight Zone up against TikTok.
The point I'm making is, and I think most people are mentally ill now.
And in the 1950s, you should see, they look like linguistic geniuses the way they spoke,
shook hands and stuff.
And women always attacked me.
They're like, you mean 1950s America without the sexism, right, Zerka?
I said, no, that's what made it, bitch.
Yeah.
But you were just going over today about how the Ike schools and the structure of American
education has changed so dramatically in the last 70 years that you can't fail out anymore.
They're not they have no incentive to teach anything. There's no sort of you're better
off homeschooled now. I genuinely believe that even And even in homeschool, even in homeschool,
you cannot stay away from things like critical race theory.
I don't have it on me, but there's,
the fine critical race, there's so many different definitions.
What do you guys go by?
I don't, because you know the Twitter people muddy the waters?
Yeah, I don't even get it anymore.
Let me try to find where I'm talking about it.
Is it the hate white people narrative?
Yes. How are you gonna hate the best people on earth?
Jesus Christ.
As an Albanian Muslim refugee, Christ is king,
and man, my life is so much better.
Letting go that Big Bang theory bullshit
and going full-
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You're a Big Bang theory guy.
You know what?
Hold on, I actually think, and I have thought this my whole life,
that things like that science things,
like the big bang theory should not be taught
to non-scientists, because it does not help them.
Like the people, people, it's religion either way.
If you cannot understand it,
then you're just going to use the concept of science
as a bludgeon to punish other people.
People weaponize people.
Nothing was any even slight knowledge that they have.
Yeah.
Well, here's where my whole.
Yeah, I'm an engineer.
I have a, yeah, I'm an engineer.
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big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
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big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, there's, I mean, there's a, yes,
it is. There is a point where there is faith. Yes, there is a bubbling, because there
is no point. Quantum multiverse from which from the end, and another one, finity of a singularity
is bubble in and out of existence, which is happening in negative spate, like vacuum
space all around us. But yes, it is ultimately a leap of faith.
Yes, you're right.
I guess I'm aware of that.
It's funny.
I have the weirdest way to go.
I have the weirdest journey to Christ where I always found the Bible like fairy tale, soft
liberal hippie shit.
I didn't like it at all.
And then I started obsessing over who rules us and power and that women.
You were gonna say Jews, but I was gonna say Gays.
But look, exposure to critical social justice concepts,
Republican County School to homeschool,
and you see it's all about equal, right?
You see this in the past, right?
Same criteria, right?
Yeah, this is my Perry Mason, Richard.
Got it, All right.
Okay, keep calling it out, okay. Sorry.
Well, no, no, it's not about that is when I started studying power and I started reading,
like I had no idea 80% of the CIA is Jesuit trained. I really didn't know the Catholic church
even has that kind of power, but I start reading about free Masonry, which, yeah, it's like a
British holdover from when they didn't let us go with all these, all these organizations in the
government.
Yeah.
But when I start reading about free masonry and stuff, I'm like, who is their pope?
Their grand wizard is Albert Pike.
He wrote mules and dogma, right?
A thousand pages.
I said, if I can just study power, I can see if I want to go with the science or the
Christian route.
And he has, Albert Pike has quotes, right?
This is, there's a statue of this guy.
He has a quote saying in the book,
if you omit God from your life,
there is no alternative besides nihilism.
And I was shook because these people don't like Christ.
These people are loose of pharaohs, right?
But I was shook because he said, they're planning all these people don't like Christ. These people are loose of fairins, right? But I was shook because he said,
they're planning all these wars and stuff like that.
He said, we will unleash the nihilists and atheists
for the greatest social cataclysm.
The world has ever seen the origin of,
I'd love one.
Yeah, he said the origin of savagery is atheism
and they still push it on us.
So they're weaponizing atheism.
They know how they're going to start these next wars.
Well, the Soviet Union always all born in atheism.
The entire communist, the Bolshevik, but check this out.
Why do we see atheism as this?
Oh, it's just chill.
If these guys who work at the Federal Reserve and the Treasury and they print fucking money
are saying they're gonna weaponize atheists,
heartless atheists, shouldn't you take that a little serious?
If the guys who have billions,
billions and billions are saying that,
shouldn't you be like, whoa, am I,
can you say again who is the guy who said this?
I'll be like, okay, we're gonna explain that more.
That concept, because this is gonna be new.
I mean, you know, he's the highest level.
I mean, I hate it a lot of times, so I don't really say up on things so fast no more.
He's pretty much the Pope of Freemasonry.
He's the guy who said that it's a Lucifer, it's based on the Luciferian doctrine.
And this Lucifer, is that like Lucifer?
Yes.
And it's funny, because they make fun of that.
You ever think you'd be hearing Lucifer again, Sean?
After the 80s, I thought he went away, but he's back and he's fat and gay.
Now he's an SJW. No, the devil's not scary when you find out he's almost sexual.
Jesus Christ. You know what I mean by that? Like,
no, what was that? No, no, you know what I mean? You know that award show,
uh, the, the music award show with that.
Yeah, that devil guy.
Yeah.
Are you offended by that?
Did you think everyone was that overreacting
a little bit?
I was laughing too hard.
And but I don't think they're overreacting
because the people who think they're overreacting
let that noscy twerk on the devil in front of the world
and kids, do you think that's okay?
You could twerk on the fucking devil.
Yes, because it's nothing.
It's just a, it's just a,
it's some artist doing an expression.
The real evil is in, is in the evisceration of the middle class and the soul of, of,
of man.
And I mean literally men, men in America who have to have no choice but to get up every
day and work are being drained and squeezed for blood.
And these, these, this Hollywood culture shit is all just dumb stuff for women.
I don't care about any of it.
I don't think it's psychological warfare from the CIA.
Like think about it, the highest budget movie this avatars, blue movie.
I like it, it's fun.
Do a bit of, I do a bit of blow.
I watch it, it's cool, the fucking alien bitch is hot.
I get it.
I'm a Star Wars guy, I get the whole sci-fi shit.
Yeah. But it's just dumb gay liberalism, environmental agenda.
Think about it.
Billions and billions of dollars go to these Hollywood big budget.
Shooties.
They give us these Iraq war movies before they go in Iraq.
It's psychological programming.
I'm not talking about low budget, the highest budget.
I'm talking about top gun two, Maverick.
I can't watch it because it's just a commercial
for the fucking military.
It's still a good movie. I can't. I can't. I can't. Everyone says it'sick, I can't watch it because it's just a commercial for the fucking military. It's still a good movie.
I can't see it.
Everyone says it's great
and I can't get myself out of the mindset of like,
this is just a fucking ad for the movie.
Like I can't, uh, uh,
To me, it shocks me how billions and billions of dollars
are going to these scripts
and they've never done a revelations
Bible seven headed dragon script.
It's because they're not allowed.
They can only show Christ as a Jewish guy getting whipped.
Mel Gibson got you like and railed for I hated Mel's.
I didn't see it.
What made up obscene about a money?
Oh my god.
Like avatar.
Hell.
The Christ made.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
You're talking different ticket prices, though. You got it.
You got to adjust for inflation.
Well, they didn't, they destroyed Mel's career for that?
No, he destroyed his career.
He called the woman sugar tits.
That's what he did.
He's talking about the, talking about the Jews.
But if he had just talked about the Jews, he would have been fine.
But because he called a woman sugar tits, I believe it.
It sounds dumb.
Imagine if, you know, Pee body insurement it with me.
If you go back, if he just came out,
he said she went to a Jewish guy and said, I'm hurt.
No, but everybody was like, he said, there's about a woman.
He called a woman sugar tints.
He said stuff about Jews too.
No, but I have deep respect for orthodox Jewish community
because these guys are the only guys
who wouldn't
take off their fucking mask in New York.
Bro, these guys would not take off their fucking mask.
Yeah, and the little, literal mask.
Or a figure in a mask.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I have, I have survived in this game for a long time, okay.
Yeah, no, no, no.
But you hear what I'm saying, right?
What do you mean?
No, they didn't take up the rest.
Because of the religious faith, they wouldn't do it.
Yeah.
And I thought that was really badass.
There was a lot of religious people who just fucking did the COVID thing, right?
Hell, I even put on the mask so he shut the fuck up.
Well, that's why I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah, where were you during COVID?
The worst place on earth, Canada.
Oh.
How long have you been down here?
I'm just, I visit like a couple times a year
live up there. No, now I have to move up here because there's so much opportunity and
podcasts and all that. Yeah. And really doing it so low was like, I made great money, but
low viewers and I realized that like time is ticking. What am I doing in a room? Yeah, this high
budget stuff is better. And, and I didn't know LA is this boring,
where every podcast I go on, I get a 99% approval rating in the comment section, even the black
community is supporting the Maga guy on no jumper, but it's because every podcast is run by You guys need a co-cat. You got a co-cat. You mean that co-cat? That's why.
Never has fucking, and I hate this.
Never has done me wrong.
Podcasts without cocaine, just fucking unsubscribe.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you see how they did me dirty here?
And this is my, no jumper episode that I was on came out today.
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Definitely. Definitely. Definitely.
The smug look.
And did you remember your argument with Destiny?
On the show?
No, no, years ago you had a big one where you had a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You kept saying to Stephen, you don't see the point.
And then you were very gracious.
You said, I think all you want to do is argue.
And I remember back then that destiny I could never chill with. I think I'd slap him. He was so different back then.
You know what I mean? He used to be saying rigid. I don't, like, I don't even feel comfortable
saying this. He said, I don't want to like, you know, presume too much, but I really think
that that debate and the aftermath had, I hope it had an effect on him where he's like a
more chill guy because I know exactly what you mean.
And I don't want to, because like, no, I don't think it was, no, but then it kind of,
like it became like wired when after him and all these left, all these left people started
going after him.
When he started hating the left, he did change.
Yeah.
And he realized he's from a star craft, you know, Nazi era.
Yeah.
He wants to be with comedy, you know, our side's comedy.
Yeah, he's a funny guy.
He's fun to hang around with.
I think deep down he is one of us.
I really do.
I think so too.
Right?
And I don't think he's like a phony.
I think he's playing his hero role.
Like I'm gonna stand up for the fucking mentally.
He'll retard, right?
Yeah.
Like, oh, what a cut my dick off. He's like, I'll stand up for you. Yeah I'll retard, right? Yeah. Oh, I wanna cut my dick off.
He's like, I'll stand up for you.
I mean, he's doing the hero thing, but deep down he's like,
maybe you don't wanna join a 40% suicide rate community, bro.
Maybe you wanna rethink this.
And that's what the Bible says.
If you bite from no-sus the fruit, if you think too much,
you might be genius enough to cut your own cock off.
I said the Bible!
Yeah, that's the, is that the King James version?
King James, that's a free missing.
King James version.
I know they know so much about the Bible.
Well, because I, you know, I come from a bouncing degenerate
background of fighting on the street,
that's how I got bound on Instagram.
I just fucked bitches and did the whole Andru Tate thing.
Okay, he did my life and I'd always stare at you.
Doesn't it seem like Andru Ty, like I hate that he,
because he's basically just to rip off of me.
I think he was on your shit, right?
Yeah, he called into my show before he was world famous.
God, when did he,
three years ago?
Three years ago before he got like friends and shit.
No, he just called in.
He was hitting me up to call in and I said,
yeah, sure, call in.
I mean, you're a funny guy.
You're doing funny stuff.
And then he turned into this monster.
Uh, no, I definitely support Tate,
but a lot of people since I'm like years before him,
they're saying, yo, he stole your opinions.
I've never once in my life ever said
you should be surrounded by bitches.
Actually, I'm the one who said they're
gonna put you in jail my first week on the internet, right? And really, it's like playing
with fire, right? But I'll tell you this. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
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I definitely go genius.
I definitely don't believe those girls
talk about a Netflix deal.
I don't, I think they definitely lied
about the trafficking part.
I mean, I don't know, man.
Trafficking is an odd crime.
Oh, you saying it's like blurry, nuanced, and shit?
Trafficking is a crime that like you can't exploit
the natural advantage you have over
women.
Basically, like just don't work with whores.
It's that simple.
And that is that is what you're gonna do.
That's simple.
Yeah.
Like is that bothered me so much is that like I had my own people saying, Zurka, where's
your Bugatti and you're just like this guy?
It's fucking dumb.
Fucking tits and shit.
I can go.
You have a fucking Bugatti.
Yeah, I want the Bugatti, but if I ever had one comment saying,
Zirk does in a Bugatti because he's in sex work,
I'll kill myself that second.
Are you fucking, and I love tape, but goddamn.
Yeah.
I will net.
My legacy was for picking up girls.
I picked up, like I'm like the guy on Twitch
and they're all DMing me.
I'd pick them up on street for donations.
Then I talked to my brother who's a therapist.
Okay.
He said be careful because that's what you'll be remembered for
is just taking down.
Ah.
And I panicked and went to the Bible and went to fucking politics.
And then I was your brother.
He's twin brother.
Twin, twin, identical twin?
No, fraternal, but he is the highest paid therapist
in the lower mainland.
And this is when he really read,
build me, and he's not extreme like me,
but he said there are,
because he has a master's degree,
he said there's master's levels therapists
who tell their clients sometimes,
you just gotta give yourself a hug.
Come on.
Bro, there's liberal therapists
that people pay $300 an hour for.
Yeah, I believe that.
What?
Here we go, that's the most criminal shit.
That is the most sacred.
I agree.
And I was thinking, I'm like, damn,
so to avoid that, always have a male therapist,
but if his demeanor is a little soy soft,
you might be getting ripped off,
and it might lead to your suicide.
You better get a red-billed therapist.
And I don't mean like Jordan Peterson crying all day
or stuff, I mean someone who's like,
he cries a lot, doesn't he?
Does he?
It's a psycho.
He cries all the time.
He's especially when he's talking about Israel,
then it's waterworks.
Really?
And it's really always chopping onions
with one hand and gifelt a fish. It should be a little bit. I got off the Jordan Peterson onions with one hand and get felt.
It should be. I got off the Jordan Peterson train. I watched with my community. We reacted
to two hours of him building up some like amazing message with Matthew McConaughey. And
I swear to God at the two hour mark at the end of the video, he pulled up Matthew McConaughey's
book and said, you guys should get this. And Matthew, you're making you Matthew pulled up Jordan's book. It's a
novice one. And he made it to each other. They do each other right there on it. There
was nothing. They build it up for it just the commercial. I said, that's what is the
most sell out shit. I've had imagine talking about mental health for two hours to pull out
a book. That was the most disgusting.
Well, remember Jordan Peterson is,
he's not known for what he used to be anymore.
Now he's, once you start deriving,
most of you know is what he's supposed to be anymore.
Once you start deriving more of your income
from being famous, like you're not what you used to be.
You're not what you have a degree in.
You're not, you're not doing that.
He doesn't need that much money.
He signed with C.A. and all the liberals, right?
That's why he makes hundreds of millions,
which I thought he was like 20 million.
Dude, he's in Hollywood brackets.
Oh, he's doing a few things.
He's doing literal infomercials for Israel.
Like, I'm not even saying that as a euphemism,
like he'll, it looks like he's selling time shares.
Like he's sitting down with BB and going like,
so you know, what the best thing I think about is,
what the fuck am I even watching?
What was his background?
Cause people said he was with the United Nations.
Was it any of your professor?
He was a clinical psychologist, I believe.
Social scientist.
He was with the United Nations.
I don't know.
I don't know what shit I'm in.
I'm not that interested in him other than I've watched a few clips. I've heard,
I don't know what you're about. I mean, I like him, but I had no idea that it's going to be,
he's going to get watered down as he gets richer. I thought he was going to get a little more
radical. And it went the other way. I was kind of shook. He's just so, he's so aggressive. When he's crying?
When he's not, he's a cry.
He cries and then he's like, he's like a,
he's like a histrionic BPD woman.
I only cry.
And then he's like, you should be in prison
for insulting me online if 10 years minimum.
Oh man.
There's only one hope we had.
And I believe, I, you know, I get some hate on my side for this.
It's Alex Jones, I love Alex Jones.
You guys like him?
Yeah, I love him.
And they killed him.
Was it a billion dollar lawsuit?
That is the scariest shit I've ever seen in my life.
But Alex, that is.
He's hated Bush.
He was not like this, right?
He's actually, I mean, he's extremely libertarian.
I don't think you can pin him down one way or the other.
It's society hated me.
I'd be like, I get it.
But hating Alex, he's a little lukewarm, you know?
They Jesus to him.
Like, they just straight up crucified him monetarily.
As much as they can't get away with nailing,
first of all, they had to build a big cross for his fat ass,
but like the most, the most,
like the most aggressive and public
and unjustified slaying of a man,
I don't think there has ever been besides Alex Jones.
Like a billion dollars.
Like a billion dollars.
Like a billion dollars.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a parent.
How else could you, except for me, maybe?
The most done dirt that you could be is Alex
Jones getting because he's made fun of Sandy Hood kids.
Like all that stupid, Sandy Hook is fake.
No, check this out.
Any leftists who see this, any liberals, moderates, just, this is how I know these guys are going
to hell.
Compare the Alex, compare the Alex Jones case with children to Jeffrey Epstein.
Right, being murdering children, allegedly.
Are you fucking just allegedly his dad?
Why, I don't wanna go in.
Yeah, wait, right, right, murdering?
Does he, no, I don't believe he's dead.
Are you thinking he's still alive?
I mean, the power, didn't he murder any kids?
Didn't the power go out?
The power wouldn't No footage of anything.
Yeah, so he has to be a lot.
I wish people were slightly more confident.
So I competent.
So I could say like that's on purpose, but just knowing people the way they are.
Of course you did that.
I kind of like that the case got media coverage the way it did and now it's buried.
But it just lane.
I love that name because anytime these bitches on podcast say,
believe all women, I go, what about just lane?
And they freeze and it's such a good fucking stop car.
Well, it's just doesn't believe all women doesn't hold up to logic
because everybody, you have liars.
People, some people are liars.
No, women are women.
So they're biologically inclined to liars to reproduce.
So like you can't, you can't believe all anybody.
Yeah.
You gotta fucking look at it.
Yeah, at least once.
What, a cursory glance.
Yeah.
You know what, at least ask him to repeat it.
For years I've been on the...
See if it changes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For years I've been on the internet
and I'm shocked that no one has ever made my arguments.
You guys are, since you like Big Bang, you probably like evolution all that.
Think about it.
A woman who cheats is trying to make the argument that it's the same as a guy, but she's
playing on easy mode.
We're playing on legendary.
She's got two eggs.
I cheated on you with two eggs.
You've got one billion sperm saying, fuck that bitch.
She's complaining about two eggs, you know, halo?
That's like, he's the first as heroic or legendary.
I don't know that much, but yeah.
We had nightmare mode because we had Doom.
Oh, Doom is great.
But yeah, you see women who take a little bit of testosterone,
they start cheating.
And it's like, there is a, what the,
there's a high T, there's a high T woman archetype now,
like a test of woman with two months.
That's all of them.
Yeah, that's kind of new, not like a Murphy Brown,
like a, I fuck and I, and then there's a guy's response to that now,
which is, you know, it is disturbing to say the least.
Here's when I shut down arguments, people go, man,
you give like the modern day woman so much shit, Zirka. I go, you know what's funny is all of our moms, all of us in
the studio, all of our moms would agree the modern day woman is like, actually a demon.
I'm a, my, yeah, but you can't be careful. I don't want to feel like, I don't want to
compliment them. I know what you're saying, but I don't want to, I don't want to compliment
other women just by like, I don't like putting women down by, I swear, I swear, I don't want to come in. Other women just like I don't like putting women down by I swear I swear.
I don't be careful.
I don't play a character like
agitated stuff.
I genuinely would compliment the 1950s woman.
Oh, you gotta compare.
I don't like it.
I don't like what I'm here.
I'm just gristling at the notion.
That's it.
If you're at a time machine, you wouldn't come back.
You'd stay there.
I go.
Yeah, they drank a lot in the 50s, you wanna know why?
No, we would drink a lot.
No, they drank, they started drinking it.
They started drinking it just as it's a way of life.
They weren't looking for something to celebrate.
Like, yeah.
I know why the world's gonna shit.
Whether you have $5, 1,30 million,
your wife ain't a virgin.
That is traumatizing.
I think that's important. Oh, the women are virgins.
I like to talk about your Christianity stuff too.
Yeah, yeah, but I can date a non-verginess stuff like that.
I'm just saying it is kind of weird how that option doesn't exist
no matter how successful you are. Isn't that kind of like
women are getting everything on earth. We're getting nothing.
I do agree that they're getting everything on earth and always have.
I do think it's funny that it's the one thing
that they will never lie about
when they will lie about everything else.
Yeah.
But I don't, I also think it's kind of like a construct
that men have created.
Well, I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying
I'm not saying like, oh, breaking on the hymen,
I've met virgins and I blocked them.
I'm not into it. Maybe get some head. But now check this out. I'm not saying I, oh, breaking on the Hyman, I've met Virgins and I blocked them. I'm not into it.
Maybe get some head.
But now check this out.
I'm not saying I'm turned on by that.
I'm saying, I have, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've,
I've formalized it.
I think it's something that men say to insult other men.
Like they use this vert, this virgin thing to say, like,
well, you're no good because this woman
that you're banging is not a virgin.
I don't like that.
Well, I don't like men.
I'm on the men.
I genuinely believe if you've got a pure woman,
she will be ugly.
That's beyond it.
If the world hasn't touched her first,
you know for a man like where this is going.
It is a black and Christian's attacked me,
but I've got these guys who believe in a unicorn
that she's pure and a nine out of 10,
these guys kill themselves, right?
That's why I don't I don't date pure girls because if I came home to a girl with no ass
That's the bullet in my brain. I see. Yeah. Obviously when you weigh it like this
It is a depressing topic and everyone gets uncomfortable
But if you think you're getting an attractive virgin you might be waiting forever alone in despair That's a scary talking about a lot of guys who are're getting an attractive virgin, you might be waiting forever alone in despair.
Are you talking about a lot of guys who are waiting for an attractive virgin?
Every email I get.
I'm waiting for my model virgin.
And I said, really?
Cause I'm fucking the models.
I'm fucking the models.
I'm, yeah, it's a fantasy.
I'm around so many women and that doesn't exist.
These guys who are around no women,
they think they're gonna find this before.
Why do they want it though?
Why do they want a virgin?
They just like,
it's a fantasy.
Are they so dear?
It's not.
By other men have,
like are they so threatened?
Here's what I think.
Are they so threatened by the existence of conflict,
even in the hypothetical,
like they don't want to be with a woman who
could ever compare them to another guy.
Like what is the deep psychological reason why they're pursuing this insane.
The reason why it's like, it's like what we do in the shadows.
You would just enjoy the sandwich so much more if you knew no one had fucked it.
No, I think like why it doesn't bother me is and I'm I'll never brag about this because my ex
she kind of like took it, you know, when we broke up, she took it knife and she, you know,
kind of like very depressed. Every girl I've broken up with, they're in way worse shape than
me. And so I know that I'm like the iconic guy in their life, they're not going to replace me.
That's called alpha widowing. No, no, I found out. No, that is called that. Yes, it is.
Yes, when you leave them so broken,
just in the best, I know that.
Well, I mean, I learned it.
I mean, I definitely have never been insecure.
If she's like, I'm not a virgin.
Actually, it's turned me off.
If she's a virgin, I just find it weird
how that option doesn't exist,
no matter how hard you work.
And I'm not saying like, I'm gonna go out
and announce to the world, you know, this unfair.
I just wanna say women have it too easy.
Women have their lives too easy.
Because if men brought that topic,
bro, they'd look at their shoes.
They'd all look at their shoes.
And I'm saying, there's certain black-pilling topics
that nobody brings to the political front.
Yeah.
Because we don't even like talking about ourselves, right?
But since we...
Well, that is a problem.
Like, I guess the argument I'm making is what is a woman bringing in 2023?
Like, let's say you can't say sex.
Well, lawsuit.
Prison keys.
What are they bringing?
What do you think they're bringing?
I see them as toys really like, hey, let's go have fun, but I'm not going to take you
serious. Yeah. You know, and we, which is scary because I see them as toys really like, hey, let's go have fun, but I'm not gonna take you serious.
Yeah.
And, which is scary,
because I think they like that.
I don't know, I love marriage.
I love marriage.
You love marriage, stuff.
I love the idea of marriage.
Love it to death.
You young guys have a lot of conflicting.
No, no, it's that toilet zone stuff, not now,
but if I was in the 1950s,
I'd be happily married and cheating once a month.
Okay.
The paradigm of the youth is so fascinating.
Yes.
And kind of alluded and said, real.
Oh no.
We're all men.
I remember being 29.
Yeah, what do you think they're looking for?
The women.
Yeah.
No, check this out.
Every city has a drug dealer that plays
play station all day, has no money.
What's up, ladies? Yeah, somehow he has the hottest girl in town.
No one can explain it.
And I can.
Well, every one of those openers, don't say drugs.
You know those openers they post online.
Everyone says, oh, this girl, what's your opener?
Every single time I code, you want any Coke?
Okay, we're spending so much time trying to craft this. Well, what's your, you know, if you and I were like, how do you want any coke? Okay, we're spending so much time trying to craft this.
Well, what's your, you know, if you and I were like,
you guys on, I see.
No, all right, let's say not drug dealer.
There's always a loser who's got a babe.
Sometimes we see these guys at Walmart and stuff.
And I, five years working full time at night clubs
as a bouncer, I would stare at people and I'm like,
wow, it is always temperament that that more right wing
temperament does keep the girl.
And it is a trinity of you have to have money,
some kind of hygiene and looks and network,
like they're called chicks because they want a nest.
So if I bring them here and she's laughing and having beers,
she's gonna lose out on you too.
Me, if she breaks up on me, she loses out on the nest.
The fun, right?
But deep down, they're so fucking,
they're not capable of thinking,
they're only capable of play.
Even Carl Jung talks about this,
and play is not an insult.
Play is a deep subconscious of memory and acceptance
and belonging.
So play is everything.
Like when you play with your kid,
it seems like nothing is,
it's the whole world.
Yeah.
And so a lot of guys with these NFT crypto guys
who have $100 million,
they'll never keep a girl
sustain a girl because she's always with a retard like me who's just making her gig go on calling
girl stupid bitch and they love it, right? And that's what I realized because when I study Masonic
literature and stuff like that, this is gonna sound crazy, but I discovered weird shit like Carl
Young is who Jordan Peterson repackaged, right?
Right.
Uh-huh.
Jordan Peterson, this liberal who doesn't even believe in God, he never talked about Carl
Jung's red book or five black books that he studied alchemy, hermetic practices and
black magic and hang on, hang on before you guys write me off.
Oh, it's your right off.
It's true, but you know about this, right?
And in these books, they're symbolically written
because they're in code.
So I said that the opposite of wakefulness
in a sleepy drowsy state is when you can interpret
these kind of symbols.
So I would go through these books
and it would be about raising the solar,
lowering the solar, being tempted by the solar.
And I'm like, how come no one's figured this out?
Then I realized the G in free masonry,
generative principle, the sexual innocence, right?
That's what he's talking about.
Okay.
What he's talking about is that electromagnetic orgasm you have,
that psychic, psychic connection you have with your girlfriend
or wife during the peak of sex,
that psychic transfer,
also transfers intellect.
Now check this out.
Why are you thinking about computers?
No, no, think about that.
Dick, Dick, I'm thinking about Dr. Strange love.
Why are women so dumb?
No, check this out.
Yeah, why are women so dumb?
I've been trying to get that out for years.
Because only stupid men fuck them.
Okay.
If you notice that, when they're with a smarter guy,
they get smarter, now check this out.
Yeah, this is like a sign fell episode though.
Like a woman, like when Elaine swears off sex
and gets down there and down there.
Here's where I blow your mind.
I'm the first person in the political arena
to discover this.
Okay.
Leonidas Pythagoras, Napoleon Hitler.
Think of Shakespeare as like a great carmac routine. Think of Leonidas Pythagoras Hitler. Um, uh, uh, think of Shakespeare. He's like a great carmac routine.
Think of any,
spathagoras,
but play,
though,
play,
though Aristotle.
Think of any great name.
Who are famous for their right angles?
No, no, no.
The one,
the one thing that all geniuses have in common
with every person in history is they all got fucked
in the ass by a man.
Wait,
uh, Hitler name what? Yeah, in the Munich. He did with in the ass by a man. Wait, Hitler, what?
Yeah, in the Munich, he did with men I heard.
Oh, figuratively.
Oh, literally.
No, no, no, fuck in the ass.
Name one iconic genius that wasn't bisexual.
Uh, Thomas Jefferson bisexual?
Well, maybe, I don't know.
He was a homosexual.
He was a homosexual.
I don't know, like I'm not, I'm not homophobic.
I'm not saying information. You will,'m not, I'm not the first man to be an information.
You will, you will not.
I think everyone's gay though.
Like I think, I think that's why it's like a tentative,
every religion is because,
like being gay is like so in men's DNA,
that that was the first thing,
they're like, oh, let's say that being gay is bad.
Like that's the most important,
that's the best way to control them.
Think about it.
You can't name one iconic genius in history that wasn't gay.
If you're seeing a pattern,
Einstein, the K Griggs,
where as a football fan, are you saying Einstein?
Well, what a, I'm just trying to, I'm trying to answer your question.
I, K Griggs, who was married to a NATO military general, she leaked, and I'll show you in my
documentary, she leaked the Einstein was going to like,
he's gay parties, yeah.
He's gay parties.
You will never name one genius in history
who is not gay or bisexual.
Do you know why?
Because Carl Jung and all these outcomes.
It's easier.
Because there's a psychic transfer happening
in the solar, solar plexus when they're being nutted inside.
That's biting for the apple.
So when you're getting from the apple, you get it.
So when you're getting fucked by a guy,
you're getting his intelligence,
and then you're fucking a guy,
but women can only get your intelligence.
So they're like a vampire.
No, no, no, no.
Well, fucks women, is it smart guys?
God, not, well, come on, it's not.
Come on, it's not.
It's guys like me. Dom guys. Yeah. well, come on. Come on, come on. It's guys like me.
Tom guys.
Yeah.
So that's why we're lost, but these gay guys.
Is this part of Christianity or what's the?
What's the Christianity 2.0?
This made the argument for Christianity.
It's a point.
Because in Christianity, if you bite from the fruit, right, the knowledge, knowledge is getting
fucked.
I, I see what you're saying. Am I onto something?
Or am I doing too much blow?
Well, as soon as you get into,
and making us imagine guys, smart guys,
nutting in you, like now I'm picturing Albert Einstein
between my legs,
I don't think that's where you wanna go with it called.
No, but he lives in a reaction real quick.
I, I genuinely think, I genuinely think.
Why Trump was hated so much is he's the
first straight president. I genuinely believe.
They trap us straight though. He's a genius. No, he's not a genius. He's not like Thomas.
I mean, he's very smart, but he's not at Thomas Jefferson, right? He's not. Yeah, Jefferson is,
I, people play him up as the smartest president. No, but think Trump's temperament is so straight that if Melania gave him a good idea,
he'd pretend he didn't hear it next week.
It would be his idea.
That's a straight dude.
Well, you know, that's a mark.
I agree with that 100%.
Yeah.
But, but think about Kanye.
You think he's going to come back?
I'm actually going to talk to him soon, but I think he will come back.
Yeah, because think about his daughter is on TikTok and all that.
He hates that shit.
Yeah, he does.
He's gonna fight it somehow, right?
He can't fight it legally, so he's gonna fight it politically.
Yeah.
What do you think about Nick Fuentes?
You like him?
Yeah, I'd recently talked to Nick and I think, you know, anyone who's like
grabbing the Bible, I see them as allies, but sometimes I do love the Bible so that much. Well guys really love the Bible
It's not only sword against liberalism
Yeah, it's really the only thing I mean
It you don't like imagine if you went to war with liberals who are your allies take?
No one mine would be Muslims and Christians
Who are your allies, Dick? No one.
Mine would be Muslims and Christians.
Whew, that's a rough deal.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, I get it.
Yeah, and historically they have a lot of them.
I've seen Edward.
Yeah.
Edward, yeah.
It's great to get his movie fun that he wants.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
These guys like Richard Spencer and stuff
who are like for a white ethno state.
Sometimes I wonder, I'm like, if these guys got their way and they got all Europeans to come here, they'd
vote Democrat for a thousand years, those fucking weirdos.
Yeah. I'm from a different ethno state so they can be as liberal as possible.
That's what he said with destiny. He said that he did. He said that he doesn't believe
in God. He doesn't care for abortion.
And that was the USSR, bro.
You had your white ethno state and nobody could eat.
Yeah.
But the drinking fucking cologne.
There is a to get high.
But you agree there's a forced diversity agenda.
There's no way we're just all seeing it.
Come on.
They're not forcing us to live beside each other.
Yeah, it's crazy that they trained Americans to fetishize the downtrodden and being like
part of American DNAs of rebelling against the superpower.
So we have to just continually replenish this group
of downtrodden rebels that we can vicariously experience
the like the, what is the American soul in always?
So we have to like always pipe in these people
who they don't embody American exceptionalism
or suffering, but we have to all pretend that they do just so
we can continue living in this permanent fifties mindset.
I think I love America because of the fifties.
I think that was the greatest society to ever live in.
My parents give me shit when I say that.
But as an Albanian, I think I'd enjoy it.
You know what I mean?
You probably would. Yeah, you probably. Yeah. I mean, you're'd enjoy it. You know what I mean? You probably would.
Yeah, you probably, you know what I mean?
I mean, you're a guy, you're a handsome guy.
I look like ISIS though.
They wouldn't like me that much.
You're like a little swarthy.
They look like a pirate.
You look like ISIS.
You get away.
It was either the Bible or ISIS for me,
so I'm glad I chose the one where I can, you know,
can exist in society.
But no, like the 50s.
I did study ISIS and I found out they don't listen to music
and I like music driving and stuff.
But when I cut out music for audio books,
that's a lot of fucking money I made in my life.
What do you mean, money?
If you, you know how we listen to music at home?
Yeah.
Apparently these are, there's CIA operatives
who have come out and said that music and these rap
and hip-hop and all that, they're designed to get you
at your lowest point.
That's why we play music when we're sad and shit.
And you get stuck in thought loops.
And I was shook because I was like...
I was shook at that loops.
I was shook at how the year I cut out music
is the most money I ever made laughing, not struggling,
not grinding, is just pouring in.
And my thoughts were kind of more executive, but when I was listening to music, like for
example, you don't remember that mask off song, Mollie, Perkis said Mollie, Perkis said,
that's the first time I ever had a purg, I went to a bar, I said, no beer, give me a
purg, because that loop was in my head.
I had no idea.
They're fucking programming us with that shit.
Oh yeah.
That's why if it wasn't for that song,
I would never wanna do percuss.
Yeah.
Goddammit, you ain't gonna do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no is high. You guys don't get our fuck my hate being high. I fucking hate. Yeah. I don't do anything
anymore. We'd will make you lazy. People lazy and dumb and like focusing on the same thoughts
over and so easily and it's only can. I think for most people, it's definitely a hindrance.
It's a detriment. One thing you'll fuck up your life on alcohol,
but at least you're doing something.
Why do they get some...
He's obsessed.
Yeah, he's still.
Well, at least I was honest.
I didn't necessarily 100% mean that, but...
What?
Closer than nothing.
People really get offended when I shit on weed.
And I'm thinking to myself, this is the only way that I reach a common ground with these
tactics. Is that what it is? Yeah, he's threatened their addiction and they're
like, they just get you. I agree. And the only time they've ever agreed is I'm like,
there's a lot of introspective thoughts with weed. When you smoke weed with a woman
on a date, she gets very insecure and you're getting none. But if you're downing wine
with her, she's sucking dick. she's sucking the skin off you dick.
And I'm like,
don't you fucking idiots, I'm trying to help you.
I fucking think that, so strip clubs, number one,
they've all gotten so, so fat,
they've gotten so fat that they had to lower the stages across.
Where are you going?
Everywhere, everywhere's fatter.
I can tell, I can feel it.
You can blind, like this?
No, fat, like Humpty Dumpty.
Oh.
And I think that they're also goofed up on Molly,
that they've got, it's just like,
Why are you thinking it loses weight on Molly?
You think they what?
But they also go through this,
like, they go through this like,
pantomime of what is like a sexual experience.
It's been very weird.
They're so drugged up that it's impossible
to get a real human experience out of almost anyone.
I've never understood strip clubs.
I've actually gotten kicked out for joking around.
I almost got kicked out in a strip club.
You know how the, in the strip club,
she's pressuring me, she's like,
yeah, you want to dance, you want to,
you have money, yeah, I said,
I gave it to charity as in bitch,
you're a fucking dirty bitch.
I'm a good guy. But I was joking.
Okay.
And she brings the whole fucking bouncer team to talk to me, right?
Yeah.
But back then, I was with the Hell's Angels.
I was protected, right?
I was, what do you mean you were with the Hell's Angels?
Uh, basically, like, if you're the kind of guy who can bring a lot of girls to a party,
you get big tips in the nightclub scene, they protect you.
You know, you're kind of like the magnet.
That's specifically the Hell's Angels.
Where you ever are. Paws with immigrants too, but specifically kind of like the magnet. Specifically the hell of angels. Where you ever are.
Paws with immigrants too,
but specifically in my town,
those guys tip the hardest.
Okay.
I'll go to the mom.
Because you weren't like a prospect or anything.
Like, right?
No, what the fuck?
Well, that's like kind of the,
you know, like a lot of the,
they call you a prospect.
Like if you're a potential member.
No, I wasn't sure if he wrote it.
I would leave the party when I get paid.
I didn't want to like party and actually get no.
You just be hung with this guy. I enjoyed the protection, like party and actually get some. You just, you hung the guys, you guys.
I enjoyed the protection, right?
Because, you know, if you do something,
if you're drug dealing, you step on someone's toes,
they come kill you, but if you're running
with the right crowd, you'd be safe.
They said twice.
Yeah.
Is that what you were doing?
Well, my city is so expensive.
Vancouver is more expensive than LA.
You can't have a regular job.
You, everyone in a regular job would work bartending
to get extra tips and tips are good in my city,
like champagne lounges, bars, clubs.
But this is the first time that I was a float alone.
I was still sleeping on a couch, on buddy's couch.
But I mean, this is the first time I had like,
I wouldn't say money,
but I was like feeling like an adult
because when I worked in sales, it was like, imagine I stayed another year,
I would have been in so far debt you would never see me again.
What were you doing sales?
Just like a membership.
I know.
It's undignified.
I remember a guy like you.
You know, we're in a bind like areas.
Yeah.
No, but how did you get out of there?
How'd you get out of that situation?
You should sell Bibles.
Believe it or not, the Christians want to like me. I'm more of their sword that they use get out of that situation? You should sell Bibles. I believe you're not the Christians
when I like me.
I'm more of their sword that they use,
but really they don't want someone like me
who's like got all this sin attached to my history.
Yes, that's probably true.
I don't want someone like me with sin
and talk about bitches and stuff.
I'd rather have like more kind of like a Malcolm X.
I know he's Muslim, but Malcolm X kind of clean figure to lead our movement.
It's just there nowhere to be found.
We have Jordan Pearson behind.
Malcolm X was not the clean one.
Was he fucking bitch?
No, he was not okay.
It was the clean one.
That was someone fucking bitches.
I'm okay.
Yeah, he definitely was.
Yeah, he was, yeah, yeah.
Malcolm X was the black power guy.
But I love him.
But that's what I love him.
He mean clean is in like kind of walking the,
actually walking the walk.
I mean, like there's no horrors attached to your history.
Yeah, I don't know.
Was there not?
I feel like he just wasn't famous.
Like everyone thought he was a tear bag in so many other ways.
They just didn't bother looking into the horrors,
but I don't know.
There's this figure.
Everyone's got a horrors.
Malcolm X was the first black president in my opinion.
Okay.
Even if he was even if he was my political right homosexual or not, I definitely not.
Definitely not.
You can see that.
Just checking.
I'm checking.
Yeah.
Not that smart.
No, but there's something about do you remember his quote of or his his quote was by any means
necessary.
Yeah. Dude, that's a terrorist quote was by any means necessary. Yeah.
Dude, that's a terrorist quote nowadays.
You could get away with that.
That is balls.
That is, could you imagine being in the political forefront and saying that, I mean, right,
if there's anyone I'd give the flowers to, it'd be Malcolm X for sure.
But I'm not a black guy.
You know, I'm pretty sure he would come after me.
I couldn't even, when I was on that no jumper episode
and they brought up 9-11.
I was like, well, you know, no.
Building seven?
No, you think that was an inside.
So you're telling me the first building
you ever fall from a kitchen fire is.
Is your world Guinness book record building seven. You believe? Do you know the official
story is some infrastructure flu from one of the buildings and started an office fire?
Yeah. There's no way you're that guy, dude. Just things that people do as a team have a
tendency to fuck up. Yeah, they did. That's why we know. So, I don't know if that building was not put together right there.
So you guys draw the line of conspiracy here?
You can be racist and all that, but you draw the line of conspiracy.
I just don't, I just don't think it's all that hard to hijack a plane.
That's all I'm saying.
And to steer it into a building.
And I think it's your team, Mohamedata.
I'm, I think it was suicide bomber fireman.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah.
But you would have a point if building seven didn't go down,
but you guys lost the debate 1,000%.
Can you?
Why?
Why, what's so special about building seven?
Just because it fell down at all?
Because it wasn't hit.
There you, because it wasn't hit.
But if something starts a fire,
you can take the temper out of the steel.
And I've listened to Metaler just talk about this.
But you would have to,
it doesn't have to burn as hot as jet fuel
or anything to do that.
Y'all know, you'd have to admit
that that's the first one to go down in history.
I think they said that.
I think the first one to go down in history.
The first building of that structure, right?
That size and all that to go down from
a microwave fire, from, I mean, from not being impacted like, like that. Like that.
There was no plan. Two planes, three buildings fall in New York. You fucking. Okay. So you're
saying that somebody blew up building seven. All of them, you, you do think a plane hit
two of them at least, right? Sure, sure. Yeah, sure. Okay. I'm not the hologram guys.
You know my brother who's a therapist,
he embarrassed me at a party,
because he's like, I start talking about 9.11
and he's getting embarrassed.
And I said, I was a no planer back then.
I was like, maybe there was no plan.
Maybe there's, and you know,
this is what he does to be in front of,
fucking 100 people at a banquet hall.
He says, no planes, it's deeper than that.
And I'm like, what?
He said there was no building. Yeah. Everyone started laughing at me And I'm like, what? He said there was no bill dig this year.
Everyone started laughing at me and I'm like,
well, I'm the retard.
Have you heard of the flat holocaust theory?
What is that?
Wow.
You know the holocaust, right?
You're at the flat.
Bring that up to that queue study here.
I think we're at the flat holocaust.
What is a bunch of flat people?
I thought you could say flat.
There's, I am a flat earth there.
Oh, you are?
That's how I got my name.
I beat Destiny in a debate and got 40,000 followers.
I saw that you, I saw that there was a debate.
I didn't watch it.
Oftentimes when you engage in one conspiracy theory,
you engage in all of it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think you're taking the boxes.
One, taking the boxes, 100% wrong.
I don't believe in aliens.
I don't believe in dinosaurs.
You don't believe in aliens?
You don't even believe they exist? Not that they've been here, but you don't think aliens aliens. I don't believe in dinosaurs. You don't believe in aliens? You don't even believe they exist?
Not that they've been here,
but you don't think aliens exist
in any other planet.
What, dinosaurs are a conspiracy?
Yeah, Nick went to the unbelievable dinosaurs.
Oh, okay.
Why do you believe in dinosaurs?
Because we have a fucking fossil record all over the earth
from millions of years of strata.
When was the first dinosaur born found?
18 hunters, I think.
Oh, no, more than that.
18 hundreds.
It was 1700s by straight white men only in the West.
Wait, they're straight.
Well, that's what I was talking about.
That's smart.
There was great children find any Chinese.
No, there was Chinese.
There was not at all.
And there were a million dollars of bone.
That's why in every single museum you go to, every Dino skeleton is made out of rad bones
and resin replicas.
Well, yeah, the real ones are in the Smithsonian Museum.
Yeah, we can find no fucking dinosaur bond.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see. We're gonna see. We're gonna see. We're gonna see. We're gonna see. $20 million for a fake Tyrannosaurus Rex. I don't know what that will not say to you.
Let you shit on Nicholas Cage.
And dinosaurs were found as late as 1700s
to attack the Bible.
Just like, just like you believe in Mars Rover
with magical space.
Why, why?
Right?
Because it's not that hard to get a fucking RC car on Mars.
That's why I believe on it.
I believe I personally can do it.
So let me get straight.
You believe they're sending photos a hundred million miles away
While you lose connection in the mountain. Yes, I do have the good stuff. The atmosphere on earth is a little tricky to handle
It's like sending radio waves from putting 97% of earth. Wi-Fi is done through triangulation grid tower
That's why you lose connection outside the grid
That's why they use the Google plane to take Google Earth photos. When you leave low Earth orbit on Google Earth, it turns to CGI like your dumb
Mars. What would it take? What would it take to get you to believe in a dinosaur? What
could I do? No, what could I do? I didn't get you to get you in your dinosaur. If they
didn't make, they went from lizards to having feathers. That fucking drove me up the wall.
Have you seen the velociraptor? They made made the glossar after gay. I grew up with
drastic parts. I made the glossar
after. They're gonna have deal season
shit. I'm not buying this shit. And you
know what's funny though. Every
picture of space is fake. And like I
don't know how people argue this.
I can. I can. Why do you think it's
flat though? Why would it be flat?
Guy would make a flat? God would make
a flat world that does Einstein said the earth is an observable motionless plane.
Michelson Morley said that a Nicholas Tesla said the earth is a realm, not a planet. Planet
comes from the word plane. Planets are wandering stars. When you zoom into planets, they're
just stars with a different orbit. When you look at Polaris has not deviated in inch, you know, North Star, the North Star
has not deviated in inch off the sky for thousands of years, but you're saying you're flying
through an ace centric model.
The star trills never intersect.
Every single experiment to prove that the earth is round has failed.
No matter how high you go, you never feel it about there.
No matter how high you go, you'll never feel it about there. No matter how high you go, you'll never film the horizon being round,
unless you have a fish eye lens that warps it.
That's why it's called horizon,
because it comes from the word horizontal.
That's why they're called tectonic plates,
because they're plates.
That's why it's called sea level, because the sea is level.
Yeah.
If you could win with curvature calculations
at eight inches per mile square,
you'd have an argument, you'll never win.
If a hundred million people did a test with a balloon, put it into the stratosphere, it's
a flat motion with a foremanment, just like the Bible says, every single time you've only
seen a curved earth with a fisheye lens, you know it.
Pull up the red bull jump and I'll destroy you.
All right, let's pull up there.
And now, and remember, I debate engineers and physicists.
Do you want to do what it would you agree to do an in-person experiment with me at some point?
If I don't have a damn straight.
Of course, I'm thankful it would be very cheap.
But isn't that scary?
How like, why do you believe it's a, you know, you're a globalist?
Why do you believe it's a globe?
You're a globalist. Why do you believe it's a globe?
If I'm God, I think it's just easier to make a planetary system that's giving me a scientific reason why it's a globe.
Why it's a globe? I'm giving you scientists, Einstein,
Michelson, if I go to the, if we assume that gravity is always going
straight down, or is it the best way to go to the, if we assume that gravity is always going straight down, or is it the
best way to go straight down, either if you're in accelerating disc or a globe?
No, no, no, there's not a distance space, space is fake.
We have to assume that there's a global, global, the dome.
Okay, we have to assume there's gravity for some reason that it's straight down.
No, what was before gravity?
Dinosaurs.
No, no, how did they explain, how did things rise and fall before gravity?
Air pressure? No, it's, if it's denser than the medium around it, it'll fall. Right.
If it's lighter, it'll rise. Please tell me is a helium balloon beating gravity? Is it
a magical element? Is a helium balloon beating the only magical element that can rise, give
me a fucking break. a helium balloon is magic now
It the hydrogen can also rise well. They're lighter than yeah
99% of your gravity theory relies on black. What's it called dark matter? Thank you. Is it called dark matter?
It's dark matter and dark energy, and I'm not happy with the explanation free there those
but you know, I can I can okay here we go
Here's the jumping from space Red Bull. I just I would just going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. obviously a fish islands. Very wars. Is the all of earth new Mexico?
Okay.
Here you guys.
Look at that.
Where's the ocean?
Because it's a fucking fish islands.
And watching the lens warp, I had an engineer not be-
Wait, wait, wait, where do you think that guy's going?
No, right now.
He's going on to the disc, right?
No, it's not a-
It's not a-
Identity?
Think of the earth as the basement of the universe. It's not a disc. Okay? Because it's not a... It's not a density. Think of the Earth as the basement of the universe.
It's not a disc.
Okay, okay.
So think about...
Well, snow, go, but you're assuming he's in space.
Look at this.
He is jumping.
That's a real jump.
Yeah.
But he can't go higher than that because there's a dome.
That's why rain...
Look at that.
Look at that.
There's no oceans because it's a fisheye.
We all agree it's a fisheye.
It's definitely a fisheye.
I mean, it's a fucking GoPro
Yeah, and the horizon's warping look at that. Yeah, and a lot of people own look at his face look at his face
He's realizing this for the first time and he's a grown man. I'm saying you've realizing
I'm not
Bouts and can't have had to wake him up. He didn't realize it himself. I had to tell him.
Come on.
I think, you know, look at all of Earth is New Mexico.
And think it's important that the Earth is flat though.
Like, is it, well, it would have to be flat around.
But the flat,
would mean geocentric.
You're in the center of the universe,
like the Firmament, the Bible.
Does it matter?
Werner von Braun, the rocket guy.
What is his two stone? His tombstone is one part of the Bible
Psalms yeah talks about the Firmament why would the rocket operation
fishbowl Dominic probably dominic Dominic in Latin Dominic in Latin is of the
Lord fishbowl of the Lord what is fish operation fishbowl Dominic it's shooting
rockets against the don't trying to get it crack.
That's what Warner von Braun did.
Well, no, his tombstone talks about the first.
Here's what I want to.
Oh, yeah.
But you see the desk.
Destiny was so humiliated.
He never debated this again.
And I was a nice guy.
I didn't talk about it till now.
I'll always debate flat earth because I love, I love flat earth.
Most flat earthers are retarts.
They believe in a disk flying through space.
And that has retarded.
No, because I said the earth is an observable,
motionless plane.
Think of Yinn and Yang.
That's the sum of the.
This is what I want.
This is the experiment I want to do, right?
Okay, yeah.
If we assume that down is straight down,
we gotta assume some kind of relevant of gravity.
In my model, a flat earth instrument is,
this is straight down, right?
Right.
Gravity's making it do that?
No, no, it's denser than the air around it.
It's gonna drop.
Okay, but it's going straight down.
Whatever we call that, it's going straight down.
We put a laser beam on that.
Oh, laser, right?
That's crazy.
Shoot it straight out.
And then we put a board here with a hole in it. We get this at eight feet
tall. Sure. We put a board like a mile away, put that at eight feet tall, right? And
we go another mile and put an observer with a little telescope here at eight feet tall.
What a flatter. You mean the boat test? I don't know what that is. That goes under the horizon.
If it's a flatter, it's a flatter.
You're gonna see it through the hole
and see it on the detector.
You're telling me the laser test, the Bunk's Einstein.
Man, I'm just telling you, I'm a shooter laser.
What are you doing?
Go with a little more simple one, the boat.
You know the boat test?
When it goes too far in the horizon,
I'm telling you, I want to shoot a laser.
But check this out.
I want to see the laser shot. I want to shoot a laser. But check this out. I want to see the laser shot.
Do the laser test, but even if you got that, you really think everything I said is being
debunked by that.
That's crazy.
And it's not flat.
So everything I bring, Einstein, Mikkelsen, morally played or I bring everyone and you
bring a laser.
Well, you're not knowing Well, you're talking about your quoting fucking Einstein.
Yeah.
He's everyone knows it's a geocentric motionless plane.
I mean, think about it.
Remember when I don't know, you know, it's a distraction.
I hate Bill Nye.
I do too, but he said he's nothing to like.
He said the boat going under the horizon is going under the curve.
Don't you think it's a distraction to argue about the globe being flat?
There's a lot of other financial stuff going on.
No, because the globe being flat actually makes, you think I cared about the Bible before
Flat Earth.
It makes that book look very real because the Bible says the four wings of Earth are
firmament. Yeah.
The Bible is more accurate than your CGI photos that you believe in the moon landing.
You do?
Yeah, because it would have been harder to fake the video than it would have been harder
than fake the fucking landing.
Richard Nixon's got a hard video is to fake.
Richard Nixon spoke to astronauts on a landline based telephone 240,000 miles away.
Yeah, what?
I'm going to kill that.
A tragedy travels is faster.
A couple travels is faster, a wire is it does to the air, but you can see that I'm not
both flat earth retards.
I've studied this.
I'm not these disc flying through space, you know, circuit.
It's not flat.
All right, it's round.
It's just easy.
It's easy.
It's a goo coming together in the space.
What is the average man's IQ very low, right?
Well, five is a very low. Well, the average
price is one of the savage. Yeah, it's like a hundred
inch. It's extremely low, right? Well, the average
means that relative is 100 is the average.
That's the 50th percentile. Yeah, the average man thinks
the earth's a sphere. They laugh coming out of the matrix. They laugh where they cry or they attack me. And
you know what's funny? What is the most? I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I have to care. But Dick, what is the most band topic in history?
It's flatter. No, it's talking about fat women. Oh, no. Remember Joe Rogan? He had Neil
digress Tyson challenge Eric Dubet. and then they pussyed out of the
game.
Yeah, have you ever heard Joe Rogan even hinted talking about how fat women are?
No.
The most banned topic on earth is talking about how fucking fat women are and how much
fat are they're getting every fucking second of the day is the disc.
You don't like loose love or whatever is accelerating through space in time. That's who truly rule over us.
They're different.
And yeah, you're done with Jews.
If they start going after the fat women, then they will learn my respect.
But not until then.
Those fat women are following the Carl Jung 12 zodiac archetypes.
They are becoming gas giants.
They believe in these fucking clowns.
Yes.
If you fat ones. All right.
Well, yeah, I think that's it.
I gotta get this show.
You gotta go.
Is that, did I spike the viewership or what?
Yeah, you're great.
Yeah.
Maybe those viewers will fly to earth.
Well, this is a private.
No, no, no, they let us say.
No, we're live.
No, we're live.
We're live.
But it's, it gets published, it gets published for public consumption on Tuesday.
We've had guys who are fans calling in to argue with me about.
But they're retards.
Most of the time they don't sound like me, be honest.
You guys were, you guys were stopped in your tracks with me.
You know you're dunking on those retards, right?
Most flattered, there's our retards, be honest.
I think every time we have flattered, I would say, yeah.
You weren't listening, then, then, then everything else. Well, because one guy,
respectful with those retards, of course. Yeah. One guy,
argument. One guy said that moonlight is cold. And then it makes things colder.
That's proven. It's ongoing documentary.
Yes, get that's actually going to deal. You and me are going to do this laser experiment.
We're going to do it. The lasers, all you need to go back to nihilism.
Come back to the Bible, bro.
We have a war in front of us.
You can't choose to believe.
Now, you guys, we have a war in front of us.
You need to stop picking on nihilists because you're going to need us.
You're going to need to.
Yeah.
You're going to need people who don't have asked questions and who do stuff that you guys
can't live with.
You're going to see child drag shows and then you guys are gonna come hard with.
Well, someone has to reset the router and that's gonna be a nihilist.
You're telling me you, you, you wouldn't want an ally like ISIS right now?
Kidding.
You never know.
I said, if I, if I had Osama Bin Laden's PR,
you was a good looking guy. Have you seen this photo, if I could be doing his PR,
it would have been clear.
We're going after the US military
and the US financial sector.
They've been destroying lives since the beginning of time.
That's who we're attacking.
You believe the story that they cast at his body
and to see they have shown him?
Is it coming in probably?
The first gay president, or the first openly gay president killed
Osama Vinlite?
He's kind of stupid as fuck.
Come on.
I think it's got it's probably hard to hide.
I know it's hard to hide from the government.
Is Obama straight?
Do you guys?
I don't.
It's hard for me to call any man straight.
What about Michelle?
Is he straight?
Michelle Obama?
I think she's I think Michelle Obama is a woman. Yeah. She's a lot of ugly
women out there. Damn, but the bull women too. The bull just was good. The penis bulge.
Women could have it. James Carval. James Carval said that if Hillary Clinton would give Barack Obama one of her balls, they'd
each have two.
You know, you know, it's funny though, is like, that's the first time we saw a rainbow lit
white house.
Yeah.
Kind of like, you know, it definitely strengthens my argument that Michelle, maybe, is Michael.
I'm not trying to die.
I'm not trying to get killed on my community.
Just be pandering.
It doesn't have to be two homosexual men in the White House.
Like it just be pandering.
But it is certainly pandering.
The pandering is obnoxious.
You don't need to think it gay men.
When men are clean, we all have a friend who has like a sick fade, always has a haircut
and that guy is not straight.
Yeah, he's gay.
That's like Obama.
Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, okay.
And then John Legend and Chrissy Teigen,
it leaked that they had like an orgy with Obama.
And then I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Chrissy, Chrissy, get the link.
Chrissy Teigen.
I don't think that leaked.
I, well, let's put some money on it.
No.
Chrissy Teigen.
Chrissy Teigen.
She's, she's, she's out in a war ceremony.
Okay.
And she says.
And she says.
And Obama or G leak.
Oh, I'm going to find this on YouTube.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really, I can't make fun of fat women on YouTube.
But I'm going to find Chrissy Teigen's Obama or G leak.
I think you made Obama look good.
It's a little peculiar.
Chrissy Teigen and the Obama thing, it's on Reddit conspiracy.
Sure. Well, you're on Reddit conspiracy. Sure.
Well, it's okay to be right. Here it was.
You're good.
No, this is stuff that I'm picking out.
Pick it out, read it and answer.
Public place you did it.
Is this the best or the worst?
What do you do?
The best?
Okay, the best.
Um, Probably the Obama
John what's the oh god? Oh god John?
What what is what is your wife talking about? I don't know
Here's the game
We're not gonna discuss
Throw up We're not gonna discuss that Oh my god, you throw up
Yeah, he's kind of nervous
She's such a dumb thing I'm talking about
She doesn't know what you do
It was not out the White House
He was not elected yet
He was not elected yet. You know what I mean?
I'm gonna crazy one.
That was a weird answer.
Oh, you're good.
Obama's having like oranges with these guys.
What the fuck?
Okay, so you take that to mean that Obama was involved in that.
What if it was pretending to be Obama?
What if it was a fundraising function?
The Obama thing.
Oh, you know what, the Obama rep?
The question was sexual in nature.
He said, where was it where you did it? The Obama fundraiser. Yeah, you know what the Obama question was sexual in nature. He said, where was it? Where were you?
You did it.
And Obama fundraiser.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
That's, you don't think Obama was a part of that?
No.
I mean, that's a, that's a jump.
Why would he be so shook?
Because he's like a popular with white women.
So he can't be saying he did any kind of unsavory things.
Look, people are like, I don't want to say I fucked in a, you know, like at the,
it's, it's kind of, yeah, it's like, you know, we're there to not everyone's like
us. Is there a guy? Yeah. I could, you could see that too. Either they fucked in a
bush and a Obama fundraiser or they're having orgies with Obama and his gay. No, I'm
a refugee. I come from a military family and, uh, yeah, the highest levels of politics
is very sexual.
There's a lot of orgies.
I believe that 100% there should be more and they would never do anything.
No, but I'm saying it's not just like Hollywood and stuff and it's not just Bill Clinton.
I mean, like they are in seats of power.
You're running on sexual energy.
Even in not seats of power, I'm running on sex.
Yeah. Well, Kennedy was pretty legendary.
Yeah. I like JFK. Yeah. You like him. Legendary. There's a great, one of the greatest documentaries
you could ever ever see on JFK. I think it's on YouTube. It's called Everything's a Rich
Man's Trick. And it talks about like a fake body being swapped. And did you see all that?
No, no, I haven't seen it. You see the, I'm always interested in the Zalinsky body double.
Oh yeah.
And I was thinking of that funny.
Did you see that?
No, I'm probably not.
No, one thing that,
it's just like his body double is funny.
Yeah, yeah.
Walking around.
Well, like Hitler's,
Hitler had a few.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You kind of, yeah, I mean,
I should have one.
That's not what I'm,
yeah, that's not what I'm interested in.
In this, everything's a rich man's trick, this intellectual, this historian, he's talking
about most people laugh at this, but throughout history, on top of banking and stuff has always
been mafia that doesn't have rituals of like swimming with the fishes and killing them
in the river.
It's a satanist thing.
What?
Sax?
No, that the top of power, money, politics, it's always, it's never a regular mafia.
It's always satanic mafia.
And what do you mean, satanic, though?
Because to preserve wealth, like the Egyptians and everyone, the fastest way is not to give
your son one billion dollar assets.
It's to cut your son's puppies head off in front of him
and he enters a bit much.
But it shatters his mind
and he enters a dissociative state
like the Disney kids, right?
The goal is to do it.
And when he is mined his shatter,
that's when you can actually reprogram the mind
with satanic imagery and you can say,
listen to me and anytime as an adult
because they suppress the memory from life. We have, listen to me. And anytime as an adult, because they suppress
the memory from life, we have a listen to their abuser. Listen to how this Satanism works.
Listen to me. I'm better than Alex. We need to get rid of the income tax. Okay. That's
what all this shit saying. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing.
That's the thing. That's the thing. That's what you. Orgis would say, you said, you guys are stuck.
Where do the fucking income tax please?
You're saying it's not a spiritual war.
It's a money,
it's always about the fucking money.
Everything.
They don't need money.
That's so then why are they taxing us?
If they have all the money to print
and why are they fucking taxing us?
It's not Satan.
No, no, no, no, no, it's because.
It's women.
No, no, no, it's because when there was the biggest
economic prosperity in the US,
the ruling class found themselves waiting in lineups with commoners.
They said, put these motherfuckers in credit card debt.
We're not waiting at airport lineups with commoners.
They were shook.
They're like everyone was playing out every weekend.
It's the biggest prosperity of ways there.
Post-Rolling working trades.
No, no, no.
Before, when they, when they hamstrung silver, when the Rothschild
credit card is back there, when the Rothschilds got rid of silver, that was the end.
And got linked into and pulled back the greenbacks. That was the, that was the end. That was
the precursor to the Federal Reserve. Them doing that, them supporting the North and the
Civil War was probably one of the most evil acts in the human history.
No, it's still been a fun time to live back then though.
Yeah, it would have been fun, it'd been a horse, it would have been a credit card.
The credit card digital system is the worst time to live in.
Yeah, I agree.
And it only, it was all that stuff.
It only became this way because the ruling class said, dude, these, the commoners are flying
out on to Vegas every weekend.
They're in, you know, they're clogging up airports
that shit.
They said, yank, these guys, that's what COVID is.
It's to yank everyone into debt.
I agree.
Okay.
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You know, there's a very special episode for us.
There's our 350th episode.
Yeah.
What is that? Well, why is it a special number? Seven years. I mean, you know, it's just a kind of a
number. Let's give you stuff out again. Zerco official slash Twitter. I'm at war with all
the leftists. You guys are on Twitter, right? Yeah. Yeah. I talked to you through that.
Yeah. I'm on YouTube. John Zerco, J.O.N. Z.H.E. R.K.A. And you guys are going to see me probably
rumble, kicking all that, but really,
I'll be on that fresh and fit podcast next.
So I'm just doing podcasts, reaching,
and then going back on my own shit.
And we're starting a podcast with six, seven hoars.
Oh, what's all this about the hoars?
Now you should be talking about that.
Don't do the flutter.
I have a whole server.
I used to run a podcast,
so we'd have all the most beautiful girls on the internet.
And now we're doing it in person
with six to eight microphones,
because it's higher views.
And we know the porn stars,
we know the only fans girls,
well, they might as well be on
and give their dumb liberal opinions, right?
I love them.
Well, you should come over.
We're in, I told you the address.
Yeah.
And we start that next week.
We just got big investors.
So big investors, we don't have shit investing in this show
Yeah, I think I'm a micro investors. Would you have dollar?
No, no, there's nothing more impressive than being off platform and still killing it. You gotta go on backed by you gotta go on my it's
It's my crypto
Version of patreon that you literally cannot be kicked off of
You made it?
Me and some other guys, yeah.
I'll support that with that.
Cannot be kicked off of.
I'll support that with that.
Cannot be kicked off of.
I'll support that with you.
I'll support that with you.
You say the earth is flat right now.
The earth is flat.
Fucking fat.
The other thing about the laser.
I went out and engine.
The laser engine there.
I know guys in the national training program, it's all fake.
They say it all the time.
It is. Okay. won't shut up about it
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Yeah, kinda.
Like, yeah.
They don't usually make songs though.
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