The Dick Show - Episode 353 - Dick on Mexican Inflation

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

Gay beer, the skyrocketing price of Mexicans, affected by AI, more stupid ways to stop school shootings, Pokemon pronouns, more Gravy Seals, a pedo accusation, a furry survey, and meeting Gavin Mcinnes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!  

Start streaming on rumble. Rumble. Not YouTube. Not YouTube. Not YouTube. Got another strike, Guerrino. For what? For showing that a pile of fat bodies.

Remember that picture? Yeah. That was a loot or suggestive sexual material that I showed. I don't know anyone on Earth that would find that. Sexual or sexual. Yeah, that's just like a pile of fat bodies. It's like a curiosity. It's like a curiosity.

It's like bloaters from last of us, piled on top of each other with the nipples. All of the nipples censored out because you can't tell which are men and which are women. I was just gonna say, the dog is chewing on the second-all fingers. You can't tell which are the men and women, so they went ahead and blurred out all the nipples. You know, God forbid, so that we get a glimpse of the nipples.

I know. Well, yeah, that the only and no No frontal nudity like right? No, I mean they're too fat. They can't be nude their guns hang over their their private parts Yeah fat people cannot fat people of a certain size cannot be I know nude right in public right You can't take a picture of their genitals like there was nothing I can't believe you got a strike for that a fat sculpture at some yeah I got a strike for that which means I have to which means I'm on a razor which I could lose it at any moment really walk the line and the worst part is I can't I am appealing it to Indians Yeah, see those fat men and ladies and they're like bubs virgin. Yes.in, yes, yes, sexual, yes, Bubs Vajin.

Yeah. Right? So, I'm fucked. I'm over here on Rumble, where they, where they're not, we're not fixing the UI. So that's not fixing the interface. Indians now? Yeah, everything is Indians now. My girlfriend practices is Indians.

My girlfriend called it's tech center, whatever, like not that long ago, you know, obviously outsourced Andy. Did I say this and she got she got hello. This is Carlos. I think I just got to look at him from Texas. I am from Texas, but it's like man, you gotta say like Ohio or something. Not Dallas, Texas. It's not how much Carlos how many Carlos are there in a while? It's just funny that they're just like, oh, well, they're just, they're like, they don't know that we know you're not Brad. We also know you're definitely not Carlos.

It's just go by an easy nickname, easy Indian nickname. I know a guy named Deep. Deep. Deep. Yo, Sup's Deep. Yeah, it's Deep, I'm from Bangladesh. I don't know if it's like, I don't know if it's Sand Deep or,

but it's like, no, he's like a, you know, Indian descent. He's got an Indian name, but it's just like, he just goes by deep. Easy to know. But I just bet Americans do believe it's Carlos. No, I talked to this nice Texas man today. His name was Carlos. I think I'm saying it right.

It's horrible, what happens? Yeah. Okay, I'm saying it right. Horrible with accents. Yeah. OK, let's start the show. Yeah, we're fine. Is that thing? Hey. I've lost my place already. I never had one.

Time has gotten away from me. Just picked from the song. Yeah! Welcome to theuilate. You want to give me a big, you love to, you've got us to show off as a contest, give me a lot from Mount Bunker, deep in the heart of city, failure,

and rehearsing. My assors today, you guys want to be like, got a man! Joining me, I got a messed up, $1 million. I said, man, I'm not, I'm not. Joining me, as always, is world touring LA-based comedian, world famous, LA-based comedian, Sean, the audio engineer.

We know how much you're worth. What? What? You know who thinks I'm not worth much, Sean? Who's that? Gavin McGinnis. Oh, really? Well, you've had that little, you've had that little, like I'm not your fucking slave, bro, thing with him, right?

Oh, I want to know what you're giving with Kevin and Josh Denny's show last night. Oh, you did. Yeah, he's doing a show with Gavin and Anthony Cumia. Oh, got you. And Torrance. Yeah, it was really cool as a fun show. You mean a show is like just like a live show or like he's doing comedy? They all do comedy.

They all do like stand up, I guess. Mechanists. Yeah, is he funny? Yeah, really all did like stand up, I guess. Mechanists? Yeah. Is he funny? Yeah. Really? He's funny. Huh. He's not a stand up.

Like, you can tell the difference. Yeah. Between standups and not standups. He's kind of like just talking about stuff that's going on. Oh. Come here. Same thing with Come here, but he's really funny. He's a funny guy.

God, that guy had a, he had a long mainstream radio career, didn't he? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now, it's still, he's still huge, I think. I don't know. I mean, yeah. It always throws me off on the show when I see a nice dump of Chris the Kiwi text messages.

Oh, yeah. He get preoccupied. Push it out. What are you going to talk about? I want to see what's going on. He crossed paths with Pasty. Who's Pasty? Do I know Pasty? No, she was. Oh, who's, do you, do you want no pasty? No, she was, she's funny.

She's like writes these really nihilistic posts about like how to take advantage of men. I'm sure they're partially satirical. Got it. You know, here's right. Even if they're not, if entertaining from them. That's entertaining to me. You're a dentist, you want to know, Chris Lee,

I use oral B electric toothbrush. You a dentist? Dude, they always respond. He's got that magic touch to make women respond. Normal guys get a response rate of one out of a thousand, but Chris the key, we get a 100 out of 100 responses from his DMs. They just can't, they just can't lay off. They haven't invented an other inbox

that he can't claw his way out of. There's a, they could put another other, they could put a phantom zone inbox from DMs of known creeps that you do not wanna interact with. And he would still come up with a line so perfect that women can't resist clawing through whatever passageway or a tube of shit out of Shawshank redemption inbox. Come on.

On the other side. They think text but they're not clean on the other side. Never. He never reigns. They never get the shit washed off of him. What do you have? There is no overhead camera shot of him putting his arms up, getting washed clean by the rain. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's what I mean, yeah. That's the best part is when the other ease celebrities will post as women. So he even goes further than getting a response.

He gets them to actually put it out there in public. Yeah, he's owned, he's pissing all over them. Yeah. What I wouldn't give to have my DMs posted. Why are you upset? Where are you from? Are you from Holland? She says, I'm in Australia.

Sorry for calling you that. You look nice. Next sentence. Yeah, I don't think there is a next one yet anyway. God, he's, you have, would you see in the price of Mexicans these days, by the way? No, what do you mean? The price of Mexicans. Okay.

People talk about the price of eggs and the price of wood and stuff, but no, as anyone tracking the price of Mexicans, you mean like for labor? Like, having labor or something like it? Mexican labor, yeah. Oh my God. Outrageous. Really? Talk about being raped by an illegal right here. Three of them raped me just yesterday. I saw a, sure, we're in Trashbags outside of your house. Did you have the like that? Well, your your land cleaned up or big Mexican has this scam. They're running through the fire department. I don't even know if it's real. It could be a fake scam. You got to clear the brush. Clear your brush every year. I didn't put this here.

Why don't if you guys have such a problem with the brush, why don't you clear it? Yeah. You're too busy cheating on your wives and cooking each other big feasts all day so you can sleep. That's so funny. Lazy pricks. So funny. Why don't you drive your big gay fire truck down there and you clean it. They take turns cooking and work out all the time.

Too busy working out to come pull weeds. Just pretend it's crossfit. Dude, the fire stations I've been to are kind of like frat houses. Yeah. Why don't you go frat down my hill and you clean up the brush if you so fuck and then they put a bill on it too. Yeah. Uh, this will cost uh, $2 for this inspection fee that you've, you've incurred a $2 charge.

Yeah. I don't, I don't want to clear the brush. Why do I have a fire department if I have to clear all the fire hazards? Right. Well, you know, I mean, oh man, we have an arsonist too in the neighborhood. You do? Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

He's going around lighting cypress trees on fire. What's he got against cypress trees in particular? I don't know, maybe who hates the Greeks? He could be anyone. Yeah. Everyone hates the Greeks for there. Is he Turkish? For their person, yeah, he's Turkish. It's his son. Yeah. Everyone hates, does he drink for there? Is he Turkish? Yeah, he's Turkish.

It's his son. Yeah. It's his son. Piker, I think his name is. I don't know. It's going around and all the pictures of him are in a hoodie, Slender Man. At first I thought, well, maybe it's Vito, but they said it's a Slender Man. And in a hoodie, in a white car wearing a surgical mask.

And I'm like, oh, awesome. Okay. Because everyone's wearing, still wearing a mask around here. So you can't just stop everybody on the street and say, are you the, are you the arsonist? Right. Are you, because everybody's got a mask.

It could be, it could be a lady. Huh. You know, I used to be a guy wearing a mask, like could be an old, it could be a lady. Huh. You know, I used to be a guy wearing a mask like, well, that guy's doing crimes. Yeah. Let's stop him. Right. Let's kill him. Yeah.

But now it's like, well, it just could be an old stupid Chinese lady. It could be a young, stupid lady. Yeah. It could be any kind of dumb lady or a guy doing crimes, but you don't know. Uh, true. And I have type of streets right next to my house. Oh, no. I got all fucking talk of it.

Here we go again. What? Now, whenever I'm in what I said about firemen, I take it all back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Prove me wrong. Right. By, you know, coming over to my house and putting it out. Maybe the next time you get swatted, you can be a two for sending firemen out too.

Send them, yeah, too. I mean, just, you know, this is fucker. At least it keeps things popping. Nice little arsonists in the neighborhood. How many different big fires? I'm talking struck. Big fires. Really, like right around.

Huge. Like houses catching on fire. Really? Cause the Cypastries are 100 feet tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah. And they go up.

And then it jumps to their all next to houses, because they're good for putting next to houses. Like, you know, fuck up your foundation. Are these happening in like the middle of the night? Like at 10. Like at 10 p.m.? 10 p.m. Yeah. And how many times has it happened?

Uh, like a few like six. No way. He's making the, he's making the local citizen news and the failed groups. Yeah. How long is it, I mean, you must have a fire station like down the hill? Right down the hill.

Yeah, it's still gotta take him a minute to get up here. Well, they gotta re-rack their weights. It depends what set they're on. Got it. And if they're in the middle of cooking up a gobbagool or something for the station house, or you don't cook up gobbagool. You gotta dance it up.

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. That's how you make it. Yes. I've been playing a lot of music lately. Yeah, with chat GPT. Did I tell you about the Pat Tillman song that the computer wrote? Not me. I didn't write the song. The computer wrote all these bad nasty songs.

God, I remember one of your, one of the things you were doing something at UCB and it was like, you couldn't decide whether to go with like something about Obama or Paul Walker, what was worse is acting or is driving. So I was like, I think, I still don't know. I think good taste prevailed. I don't think he was driving though, but whatever. It was funny. Speaking of bad drivers. So I might be getting in too many threads on this one. We're like five deep in inception. Yeah, I know. I tend to contribute to that. Maybe I should make a list. So I started with, I got to get back to the Mexicans eventually. Yeah. I got to get to that. Maybe I should make a list. So I started with, I gotta get back to the Mexicans eventually.

I gotta get back to Gavin eventually. Yeah. Then the Mexicans, then it was, now we're on Paul Walker. Now we're on the songs. Okay. Now we're on Paul Walker. Exactly. Now we're on driving. Okay. So there's this Murtoge, the Murtoge murders.

Have you seen that show? I've heard of it. No, I have not seen it. Okay, the Murtog murders. Have you seen that show? I've heard of it. No, I have not seen it. Okay, it's dumb. We were hungover, so we were watching it. Is this a white girl story? Is this like Real Crime? Yeah.

Yeah, True Crime or whatever they call it. Yeah, we try to, she tries to sneak that in and I try to sneak inside, Phi. I'll go like, oh man, this looks, this looks, this is a good show. It's a good trade. It's about a couple who has a dog and the guy, she convinces the guy to marry her.

And she goes, that's not what the, it's on the thumbnail. The thumbnail looks like a robot sitting on a planet. I'm like, oh, I don't know what you're talking about, play. Well, get into the story. Forget about what they are. It's like, this isn't about, this isn't a romcom at all.

You fucking liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robot looks hilarious. So, the merch hog murders, it's like a real crime thing, but they spend, they spend like the whole first episode talking about how bad the guy's drinking is. Like this college guy, and how he's driving a boat drunk and he's, and he crashes and like everyone gets all

fucked up and some lady dies. And they're all like crying and talking about what an asshole he is and like, well, why did you guys get on the boat? Like no one says like, you know, honestly, we probably shouldn't have kind of like, he didn't make us get on the boat. I guess if you're all fucked up, everybody's judgments fucked up, well, then it's definitely not his fault. I mean, he's, he's the, you know, under the, I mean, they're all, there's all so mad at

him and nobody is like, wow, we, we, because they spend the whole episode talking about how much of a drunk he is. He drank so much and he was such an abusive prick. We fucking hated him. And then, yeah, and then he drove us on his boat and he wrecked a boat and a girl died. And I was like, well, what was your first clue that he was, I mean, you've just said everything. I mean, he said all these reasons why you should never be around him. Yeah, you know, you definitely not get on a boat with him.

Yeah. And then, and then we got on the boat and then you're shocked. And then my face is all messed up and my with him. Yeah. And then, and then we got on the boat. And then you're shocked when that happens. My face is all messed up and my girlfriend died. Can you believe that son of a bitch? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I bet.

Yeah, definitely. And you should have believed it too. The lesson here is not what an asshole. Yeah, it's, you know, you're a fucking dumb. Yeah, that's a, the asshole has been well established and known. So yeah, I mean, no, I mean, you gotta take some responsibility for pulling yourself there. It's like, you've got to, you've got to, you have an obligation to self-preservation.

Don't get in a car with a drunk driver or a drunk boater. Yeah. Yeah. And then you got, there's some fucking federal pencil dick who's like, and actually, we think he was driving the boat drunk because there were so many Do you I check points and that's why he didn't take a car like what is he have fucking yeah, he's on a boat That's why he's drinking you so my god stuffed shirt moron man. I don't know if I'm not legal to drive a boat Sober I don't know if I ever drove a boat sober. I wouldn't want to know that I mean you had

Yeah, I mean God that was like all about going to the lake. That was fucking why, I mean, I was fucked up. Fucked up. Fucked up. And then I'm like, oh, well, I'm off the lake. So I'm sober now. So I'll just pull the trailer home. You know, I'm a truck.

Like a boat, the roller-drinking doesn't carry over. It's a land drinking. It's a whole different scale. That's not a cold drunk. That's a notical BAC. This is really a cold BAC. Very different. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

I was watching the whole thing. Like is nobody gonna say? And you know, maybe they shouldn't have got on the boat. Yeah, yeah. Drunk asshole. Well, he shouldn't have everyone hated. Yeah, he shouldn't have. And hindsight, Promo's your normal mom. You know, but you know, he shouldn't have everyone hated. Yeah, he shouldn't have. And hindsight, Promo's your normal mom.

You know, but you know, he's, you wouldn't have a story then. Paul Walker, yes. Jerry's still out. Okay. On if he was, if his acting was worse than his driving, they had probably, when they did the computer of him, they had to put it in there, make the acting bad. Yeah, the song I wrote about Pat Tillman was write me a song as though it's written from Pat Tillman to The US military thanking them for using me as a mascot. It makes my death worth it. Yeah

Yeah, it's really great song. It has been established. It was friendly fire, right? Yeah, although they might have shot him just because he was an asshole. Oh, I can, he was saying like I regret joining the military. Like, he was starting to be like a turd in the punch bowl. Was he? Yeah, I think so. He started regretting it. Yeah.

Well, you get the oopsies at the end. Yeah, I don't doubt, I mean, so many veterans have just become completely disillusioned with it's like, wow, man, they don't give a fuck about like there's, oh, have you not been listening to veterans at this whole time? Yeah. Yeah. Who are like, yeah, who is horrible. Yeah.

I don't want to. I wish I didn't do that. Well, I'm going to do it. Look at them. They're on the football games. Yeah. I don't know, man, you know. If you're gonna join, just make sure you get all the money

that you can. Well, and run away. Don't get, don't put yourself in any danger for God's sake. Try not to get out of there. When the shooting starts, whoops, ski battle. I just, I think it's so fucking predatory. The army, just, I mean, the military in general, just what they fucking, what they sell you.

Yeah. What they try to sell you. So the price of Mexicans is outrageous. Okay, we're back up. Good, we're getting out of the firemen. Do their thing where they drive around, doing a shake down. Yeah. Where you have to clear all your weeds.

Right. Why? They're like, this guy didn't clear his weeds. So yeah, we're going to find him. You don't forget it. Yeah. Um, my house is flammable too. Do I have to clear that up?

Well, I mean, you know, do you have trees on your roof? I have trees right? You're, there's a tree not two feet away from where you're sitting. Is there that could easily catch on fire? Do I have to take all of my trees out to you, Jerks? Yeah. So I had to hire these Mexicans and I swear, last time I hired these same, very same Mexicans

to do this job. You did. Yeah, it was like $760 or something. Yeah. Guess how much the price of Mexicans has gone up because of COVID. Probably double. Not quite. No. Guess how much the price of Mexicans has gone up because of COVID? Probably double.

Not quite. No. 400 bucks a Mexican for two days' work. That's like 25 bucks an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Outrageous. What are they feeding them? Well, they fucking... C-Cirloin? Top sirloin?

I-I want to. You know? It know could be I mean It's not there supposed to be a deal the price of theirs. Well who has the who has whose balls here, but it's a I'm asking it's relative Right, I mean relative to what Mexico well. No, I mean like what's the price of a Bunch of white people doing it Well, even me would be expensive. Yeah, yeah. Probably they would do a bad job too. Whatever.

So we went to Josh Denny's show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh right, going back up, another level up. Yeah, this is the top of the inception. Oh good. Unless you wanna talk about something else first. No, no, no, I'm trying to talk about something else first. No, no, no, I'm, unless you want to talk about trans shooting first.

I'm all ears. No. Sure can't interest you in some trans shooting shot. Well, you can. I mean, we talked about it on the bonus. You can see in some trans shooting. Yeah, we talked about it on the bonus. Yeah, the bodies are called now, so no one cares.

No, nobody cares. I don't think so. Yeah, I mean, to talk about the conservatives, calm down. Yeah, they figured out what they figured out. Remember how I said, people haven't made a group decision that's good in 150 years. So the conservatives all figured out what the issue is.

They did. Yeah. And what they want is armed guards in schools. And they even did what they call math and figured out how much money it would take and that it's as long as it's less than what we're sending to Ukraine, then you can do anything. Sure. Sure. It's the new like aren't there aren't there on a lot of schools? Don't they have armed you know police on campus? Yes, they do have a campus resource officer in many schools. Yeah.

So what I I just have the only the only only, the only question I have for the conservatives that really want to put an armed guard at schools is how many of those guards plus or give me a ball bar. There we go. Are going to be proud of right. Right. And they get very upset. Everyone gets very upset when I ask the question,

okay, we're like, Jessie Lee Peterson. We're gonna get armed guards and put them in schools. Okay, how many do you, how many do you want to be pedophiles? It's the zero. I hope. Yeah. There's like, it's the good. Jesus, Mark away for burrito so hot even he couldn't need it.

Even if he's a pedophile. Yeah, it's like, but I hate pedophiles. We need armed guards, God, but what if they're pedophiles? Everybody's a pedophile. Well, they're not gonna be pedophiles. Yeah. There are guards. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

But they've heard of mutually exclusive, there's already pedophiles in school. I'm like, yeah, and that's with mostly women in school. Mm-hmm. And there's still a lot. There's still way too many bed of vials right? Uh, mostly the male teachers, you know, they still manage, they still manage to generate a lot of child sex abuse, even the small amount of male teachers there are. So let's take a bunch of veterans and, guards and retired cops, people with really tremendous safety records

for mental health who are willing to stand around at a school, arms to the teeth for Mexican Mexican wages, let's say 25 bucks an hour and see what happens. I just have kind of a bad feeling about it. You know, I don't know. Just like one of those, well, that was just one of my questions. You guys don't really have a good answer for that. So maybe pump the brakes on the armed police army men in schools. You have a lot of volunteers. That's what I know.

I'll do it for free. Well, because everybody fucking all those guys, they want to, they want to play a army. They want to play army with little boys, penises. That's what they want. Fire in the hole. Here's, here's, okay, here, let me give you some tips. Okay. If the solution to help kids involves getting kids around

additional strange men, do not do it. Okay. If you're coming up with anything for kids well-being, and at some point in the plan, there's a step of introduce new men who are strangers to you, two of the kids, go ahead and stop right there and then go back to the beginning. Well, you know, I mean, I think you actually, there's some kind of point there. It's a very clear point.

Whether it's statistically significant or not, it has to go up when you're introducing more men around kids. It's statistically significant when you're the one with the dick up your ass. It doesn't matter if it's one or a million. If you're the one, right? If you're the one, at least it's, at least conservatives feel better

about the 300 school shootings that they've been in 10 years. Well, I'm getting my ass raped. Amazing. Yeah. So we go to Gavin's and Anthony Kumey is in Josh Denys show. Uh-huh. And I'm like, well, I don't think Gavin wants to see me.

Yeah. Now, how much interaction have you had with him? No, another than when I fell through a fucking tantrum about him being discurdious to me, about his website. Was that a tantrum? No, not really. It wasn't annoying. He was pretty like, he was pretty presumptuous. Yeah, I just don't like celebrities. I just don't like the way they treat people.

I'm not waiting around for fucking to do whatever you want me to do. Yeah, it's a fucking relaxed. If you're talking to me like this, you're talking to everyone like this. Just don't talk to people like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most people wouldn't probably call them on it. Yeah, and it doesn't really matter in the long run, I guess. It's just making enemies for no reason, but I mean, I don't fucking care.

So, what is this? Tell me this is not a, you're not live. Oh, no. Oh, no. So we go there. It's a cool bar, cool spot, called the end. Yeah.

Cool crowd too. Where is it? Some dickheads in there. It was in Torrance. Oh, Torrance, oh yeah. So a lot of place, uh, uh, Torrance actually gets a lot of like pretty big comedians. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There's, I mean, there's like white people there. There's places. There's just places. Yeah. White people do love stand-up comedy. I love it. Yeah. It's true. How is there a limit to how much stand-up comedy,

a white person can watch? No. Science is not determined. There's no limit at least that we know of. Yeah, I can just keep ingesting it and repeating it. I will watch stand-up comedy. Josh had a good one. He said, Trans people are worried about, like, whatever people about people. I don't I forget how he said it. This is why I'm not good at it. He's like, Trans, people about people, I don't, I forget how he said it. This is why I'm not good at it. He's like, trans people are worried about straight people getting revenge on them

or something like that. He said, what can we do to you that you know, what can we do to you that's worse than what you do to yourselves? We'll sew your dick back on. Or one of the, that was a good one. So then afterwards after the show, I go back and I'm talking to Vito and these guys backstage Asian paddicks and and

stuff. Yeah, you should go say hi to Gavin. I don't really think that's not really need to do that. Right. I thought you should do it. You should do it. You should do it. All right. If we're leaving anyway, I'll go do this, whatever.

Maybe he's fine. I said horrible stuff about pretty much everyone else, and we're fine now. So I walk up and I'm like, oh, hey, Gavin, that was a really great show. I liked the downward and the absolute stuff that you were saying. He say a lot of that. Yeah. Yeah. Classy. I really don't get it anymore. And he's like, yeah, okay.

You know, you've talked a lot of shit about me, so I don't really want to hang out with you. And I was like, all right. I don't worry. We weren't hanging out. I'm hanging out. I just wanted to thank you for the joke. I guess I'll see you.

Yeah. Yeah. So, the Beatles, like, oh, well, We weren't hanging out hanging out. I just wanted to thank you for the show. I guess I'll I'll see you Feed us like oh well, I actually thought that he would be fine with you Or I kind of think that I don't think that he thinks it's as funny as we do true. Well, you know So long as he's not waiting a second. Hey, hello Hey, how you doing? I'm gonna do it tomorrow, why? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, okay. Sure, bye-bye.

Somebody's trying to get in on my trash pickup. Oh boy. You know, take care of business. You know, you get one free trash pickup every year for your yard trimmings. Yeah. And then I don't know if they charge you extra for probably additional ones.

Probably. Now the neighbors see my trash bags and they're like, can we throw our trash in there? Ooh, that's, I yeah. Try to do that trash piling on. Well, as long as, as long as McKenna system to, you know, dwelling on it or anything. Hahaha.

All right, man. Yeah. I didn't write that letter to my neighbor. He's saying, oh my, actually a good guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's see. Well, that's the end of that story. Well, that's kind of how I thought it might go.

Yeah, that's how I knew it would go, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are not, all right, whatever. I'll do it so you guys shut up. Yeah, yeah. Are you happy? I don't really wanna hang out with you. Well, do you, do you a little bit to hang out with me? So I don't really

want to hit, you know, maybe a little. Yeah, okay. Just for like, I mean, in a group, I mean, not like, why don't we're not going to dinner or anything? Like, I mean, what do you mean? Why not? That's a good, that would have been good. I encourage you to just like, okay, I said, yeah, I said, well, I'm not really trying to hang out. I said, I'm not really trying to hang out with you. I just wanted to thank you for the show. Got it. Yeah.

I don't want to mess. I think it's cool that he had a show and it was really good and everyone came out to see him. I don't want to be like this fucking annoying asshole that just is there. But I also wanted to go support Josh Denny and see him and stuff. Yeah, yeah. I like Josh. He's whatever.

These are the things that I do to maintain friendships, Sean. Yeah, yeah. I don't do any of those things. Cat bless you. Yeah. Mine if you called yesterday, which I'm the little one bit. A little, yeah.

And he said, he's got a soccer game tomorrow, you should come up to it. You should come up to it. I have a soccer game too at that time, so I can't. Yeah. And my sister goes, can you imagine if Uncle played soccer? He was laughing because, yeah, he'd feel like those fat girls

we saw running around. It's like, all right, goodbye. Yep, that's it. I don't want to hang out with you. Ah, the student has become the master. You little fucker. Get out of here. They're so funny. So, does he have more interaction with bam-bam on that level? On the shit talking level. He just talks so much.

He talks shit nonstop. Yeah. And the Irishman doesn't, is he a little more, he's a little more, uh, he makes the little one start to fight. Oh, okay, what were you saying about how fat Uncle is? Okay, so he's got the, he's got the wisdom of age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How to not exactly be the bad guy,

but to use the, you know, the, the other one as an instrument, the instigation. Yeah. Yeah. Um, he's more into video games, I think. The other one's still very young. Yeah.

Okay. Here is, here's something, here's something, uh, dystopian that happened this week. So this, do you remember a guy by the name of Ricky Vaughan? You mean, uh, for Maaltan? Major League, yeah. Maaltan? This was just like an internet guy that chose the name Ricky Vaughan. He was a meme guy in the, in the 2015's, 2016, era.

Yeah. And he's, uh, he's going to prison for posting this meme. Okay. Uh, this is, He's going to prison for posting this meme. Okay. This is, he posted the meme that says African Americans for Hillary for president avoid the line vote from home. Text Hillary to 59925. Vote for Hillary and be part of history.

Right. It's a meme that is blatantly false. Yes. And it's funny and it's also purposefully meant to deceive stupid people into not voting and tricking them so that they don't go vote. I mean, they think they can vote that way then. Yeah, yeah, right. Sure. But it's more funny than it is deceitful because it's so stupid and it's shared amongst

primarily right-wing circles, right? Yeah. Perhaps it was meant to be a joke. Perhaps it was meant to be deceptive and trick people out of their votes. Right. To me, it's obvious free speech that is insane and despotic and tyrannical to throw, to even consider throwing someone in prison. So, for saying you can vote by tech, hey, morons, you can avoid the line, you can vote by

tech. Yeah. And then, of course, there are people who are going can vote by text. Yeah. Yeah. And then of course, there are people who are going to see that and do it. Of course. Because they know they don't know anything about how people are so fucking uneducated. That is, that has really made me, that's making me a rage this week. And more than this, I got it.

I got to think there's more to this story. Well, he was a big meme guy for Trump. So it's just like a political, what's the, what's the charge? What's, what do you get convicted on? What are the, here, let me try to find the exact charge that he's on, but it's this, it is this and they found, they found that like 5,000 people actually did the instructions on the, on the thing.

So they're like guilty jail. And I think that's just totally insane. And that the, the, the, the liberal re, there's some liberals reaction to this, which is, well, yeah, I mean, free speech has limits. And that, well, yeah, I mean, that is election interference is just, is so far beyond preposterous and it's them telling on themselves to suggest that every other lie is fine in politics. Every single other lie and threat that exists in politics like vote for me or your kids are going to die. Yeah, right.

Vote for me or Biden's going to send your daughter to die for Israel in the Ukraine, right? That's fine. But saying, hey, vote by phone. They're like totally verboten because they know their voters are the dumbest people that you can even imagine. They have to be the ones to tell the lies, the politicians. Yeah. It's gotta come from them.

Yeah, Ricky Vaughan. Let me see. Ricky Vaughan, uh, uh, uh, court, court decision. I don't know what. I don't. Ricky Vaughan. So, yeah, social media influencer, Douglas Mackey, convicted of election interference in 2016 presidential race.

Wow. You got it. It's depriving individuals from exercising their sacred right to vote for the candidate of their choice in the 2016 presidential election. So Gatorade putting spandex on a blimp and having her talk about mental health is fine. But saying, you know, in the time it takes you to vote, you could play three games of pool. Don't go vote tomorrow. Go have a beer instead. Poles are open until, polls are open until nine. So go ahead and show up at 605.

That'll be fine. Illegal prison. Yeah. Yeah. And today's verdict proves that the defendant's fraudulent actions crossed a line into criminality and flatly rejects his cynical attempt to use the constitutional right, cynical attempt to use the constitutional right of free speech as a shield for his scheme to subvert the ballot box and suppress the vote. People have to take responsibility for if they just, they don't think they're doing something that's allegedly important and they don't know the first fucking thing about it. Absolutely no accountability for what, for any kind of responsibility at all that would lie on you to buyer beware do do diligence

things like that, you know, I mean, it's, I mean, you got to make it, did he make it harder to steal ballots to vote for them? Like what is the, it's just, they, they know that they can, they're using these laws and like twisting them to put guys like, to put guys who support Trump and jail. This is, this is just, this has nothing to do with any of this stuff. They're like, oh yeah, we got him. We got him on this one. We got him because this kind of fits this one.

So we can twist and pervert the purpose of this law. Like the words, the words on the paper can never match what the spirit was is. Well, I know this is true. Yeah, I mean, letter of the law, spirit of the law. Yeah. Like you could write, for the second amendment, you could write an entire fucking book on why the government has no right to control your ability to arm and protect yourself against

for whatever reason. But then whatever you put on the page, some pencil dick lawyer would go like, well, actually, we're going to twist these words. Oh, no, no. No, they did write. They're tombs. On the sacred importance of individual rights to do these things and why the government should never and has no authority to trample on them.

And then yet, they have. No, no, yeah. Well, actually, the law says, you guys are just, you're really, you're bending and breaking these, these, you're bending and breaking these codex is that represent spirituality. In such a way that you're going to, you're breaking them. You're breaking them and when you've broken them,

all of the other, all of the stuff that they represent is gonna come pouring out. Sure. It's a real shame. And it's a shame to see people backing it up. Like, well, yeah, that's free speech has limits. Like, no, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.

Well, I mean, it's under the law, like in this country, like it's, it is limited. But I mean, as far as like we've talked about, you know, like things that are, you know, crimes that are things that, you know, child type shit, all that kind of, doesn't, doesn't fall in like pedophiles. Yeah, art, that kind of stuff, you know, like they found, because it's, you know, Victor, you know, like an actual picture of a, yeah, stuff like that for like that's not. That's not.

That's not, you know what I mean? You know, there's, you know, I mean, that's where your free speech is like, is limited, but it's, you know. But then they're convecting kids for doing it, taking a picture of their own dick. I think, okay, well, all right, hold up. Finding words, things like, but I mean, yeah, like this,

this, there's, there's no way he should go to jail for this. I just don't, I don't see it. I don't even be a question. Like it, like stuff that I don't like to, I really don't like to see people, you know, I don't like to see people get duped like a, you know, but it's like you, obviously there's responsibility. Some people are just gonna fucking fall for fucking anything. And it's just like, it know, but it's like, you, obviously this responsibility, some people are just gonna fucking fall for fucking anything.

And it's just like, it just is. Like it's not my job to fucking stop it, but like I don't personally, like I, I don't like shit like this. I do see why it's funny, but like, I like, I don't, I don't like it. I don't like it, but I don't think there's any way he should go to prison for this.

I mean, you might, you might just say like, hey, everybody, no matter what you hear, it's on Tuesday. That's right. That's right. If you're so worried about it, yeah, it is, it is the government's job to keep elections fair and open and stuff. And they do that by getting the word out, not by throwing people in prison who happen to be huge Trump supporters, but they're also trying to put in prison for paying a whore, which, yeah, what's it? I mean, like everybody who's ever been divorced has done that. Aren't you, isn't that what they're for?

What do you mean? He's paying alimony. Is he gonna go in prison for that too? Anyway, here's a, here's another, here's another one for you. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Ah, this is Dylan Mulvaney. Do you know who that guy is? Or a girl is? Yee. I thought so, but now I've no, no, you don't know who Dylan Mulvaney is. I don't know. I don't know where she came from. It's like this funny, this like goofy,

goofy homosexual who's a woman now. Uh huh. And I guess I just, maybe I, so maybe something happened to my brain. I just think it's hilarious. Budweiser. Budweiser. That's, that's for real?

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I mean, it's insane. I don't know. Did Bud Light post it? Now I'm extra suspicious. Hold on, let me check. I mean, yeah, the Bud Wiser site will tell you the... Yeah, let's check Bud Wiser. It is Sunday.

They're probably all hung over. So they can't be posted. But at the same time, wouldn't shock me if it is. Yeah, I kind of think it's brilliant. Because women are buying it. Budweiser and I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, I mean, like, do you have a search function on their site? Ah, Budweiser.

Oh, Molvaney. Okay, let's see Sean. Out kick Washington Times. That's pretty reliable. Is it? I don't know. Says the name of the state and then Times. Uh, well, guys, you know what they see? Uh, shut up, dumb bitch.

Uh, change centers. I just want to see the, uh, just want to see the can. Yeah. I don't see it. I don't see any official. I don't see any official, but light. Impressive carrying skills, right? Those are just regular but light. I got some light for us.

So I kept hearing about this thing called March Madness. And I thought we were having a hefty month, but it turns out it has something to do with sports. And I'm not sure exactly which sport, but either way, it's a cause to celebrate. This month I celebrated my days to five of my life. I can taste the Bud Light, my childhood. It's so bad. It's so bad.

It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. And Bud Light sent me possibly the best gift ever, a K-on with my family. I got my Instagram story to see how you can enjoy March. So somebody with Bud Light and maybe win some money too. Love ya. Cheers. Way to go to you. So it's for her.

But Bud Light made it or I missed, I missed that part. Let me hear it. It's the five of a womanhood and Bud Light sent me possibly the best gift ever. Yeah. The K on with my face. But it's not like going out to stores and shit. I hope it is. I want that.

That would be great. Yeah. I thought they were releasing a because that tweet made it sound like this is Bud Light's doing a special edition. Everybody run out and get it. It tastes like it it tastes like the, the axe wound yeast that she's got in there. That Jamie Lee Curtis is a vagina candle,

but it's still in Mulvaney's dilation taste. That I can see, I guess. Pretty funny. I was a little pissed off about it, but all the women are like, you know, there's lots of women you could have given this sponsorship to. Oh yeah, once again, you've done,

you fucking greedy brods only care about money that you think belongs to you. What is Caitlin Jenner? Yeah, yeah. Well, how about that? You shouldn't have been such cons about all the hot girls with their tits coming out on everything over the last 20 years.

Then maybe you could get some modeling money or you shouldn't have put on 170 pounds over during COVID. But now we have to go to Dylan Mulvaney. That's the closest thing we got to a friendly smiling woman. I didn't do that. You brought did that. Look at what you've done. Go to your room. Go to the corner like the Blair Witch and think about what you did.

Think about it. Don't think about what you did. Think about it. Don't think about what dresses are on sale right now. Only think about what problems you've caused. What are you thinking about? It better not be dresses. It better not be things you saw on Instagram. I thought that was pretty funny. It is funny.

Let's see here. Jordan Peterson. oh Jordan Peterson's solved school shootings. Oh, of course he has. Ban, Jordan Peterson says to prevent school shootings. Ban the media from reporting the names of the perpetrators for one year.

Yeah. Problem solved. This is the for one year. Yeah. Problem solved. This is the whole, right? Yeah. Problem solved. They're dead, dude. What do you think that's gonna, why do you, how come all the fame whores solution is always the same? Well, you got to stop everyone from talking about them.

Like, bro, they don't, not everyone wants to be talked about all the time. That's not everyone's goal for everything. Yeah, I think that's, they just want to hurt people by killing their kids and then make everyone afraid. And they accomplish their mission. Yeah, that's it. There's no crazy, secret way to, there's no life hack for stopping school shooters

and murderers. I mean, it's kind of, it doesn't really happen that often. So, it's so crazy. I know why you get all bent out of shape. I mean, it's kind of, it doesn't really happen that often. So it's so crazy. I don't want you to get all bent out of shape. I mean, I think it happens way too often, but like, yeah, like with the- More than like, you think it would? Yes.

Really? More than I think it would, yeah. There's only been like, let me see how many school shootings are out here. I mean, school. It's just that it's just that, in, you know, compared to like the 70s, you know, like, I mean, yeah, I'm saying, I mean, it doesn't have to be many for me to think it's too much.

There have been 157 school shootings since 2018. That's a 51. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's, yeah, I mean, I'm more than I thought, but can we not do that? You know, like, no, right? I don't know. I don't know. Well, but to say, like, to make a statement like that is,

I, man, these people, all of it, it's like, the more famous they get, the less self-awareness that they have. They just start, I don't know if it's a lot of yes, man, or you, or you, you just call them gay. What if the news does that? Hey, look at this gay loser who shot the school. I, well, that, maybe that'll get them. Or it's just like, they think they're wanted for their opinion all the time, because I keep getting booked on things. So it's, yeah, man, it's just, uh, yeah, you're not drinking today. What's going on?

No, I don't have been, I've too fat to drink. Okay. Yeah, I gotta slim down a little bit before they're problem-solved. You're welcome. Like what the fuck? Like people are obsessed. The first person to ever think of something along those lines. Oh, I don't know. Could it be sports where they don't show the people who run out on the field? And guess what? That happens. But, yeah, but of course, but that actually has a better chance because like what they do want is notoriety.

They don't want to be killed. Yeah. So like that actually has a better chance of walking than the school shooter. Yeah, but also it's just trying to end up dead. It's fun to run out on the field. Yeah. And everyone's and there's going like, yeah, go, go, go. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. But they don't show it on TV. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you'll never know if it, you know, you know, really what it cuts down. Yeah. But like, you know, to me, that has a better chance of working than the school shooter. You're talking a whole different psychology there. Maybe he should fucking know that. Maybe you gotta listen to their problems. Maybe that's the... I mean, maybe that might, that might, I haven't seen that being suggested actually. I only see like, you're humanizing these wicked evil shooters. I gotta know, man.

Something happened to him. That lady seems like some bad happening to her. Something happened to him. That lady seems like some bad happen to her. Something happened to him. And no one was wanting to talk to her about it or help her out. Wait a minute, are you? Are you? Are you always simply dying?

Are you pushing mental health a little bit? No, that's not what I mean. No, that's not what you mean. I don't wanna drug her up, Sean. That's not, no. No. No. No.

No. And it still annoys me that that trans women are getting flack for this. It's annoying me more now than I think about it. It's trans people like well no that's a lady did that. A lady did that shooting. They hear trans, you know, people can't drive. Like no, very specific people can't drive. No, I have a specific people can't drive. Not, I drive just fine. Sure.

I didn't back into my own car at Pilates last week. Oh, yeah. A woman did it. And I could see it in her brain. Really? This fucking Pilates parking lot, you know, all the, it's a tiny little lot, one entrance and all the parking spots are slanted as you drive in. So you drive in a park easy, no problem.

Sure. But ladies cannot back out onto the street. They can't make that maneuver even though there's a parking lane in the street. So you could easily, the driveway's big enough so you can back out of this slanted spot and turn onto the into the parking lane on the street and then go straight forward, right? But this maneuver, they can't do. Just like they can't name all the planets and do the water jug test correctly, no matter what you say is in the test. They can't do it.

So they always try to do a 51 point turn to get going the right way so they can pull on the street. So I see this girl, I girl on my reforming machine. Doing exercises. Oh, getting chatted up. And I see this girl starting to do her turns. Oh, no, no, no. And she's not moving at this point like awesome.

I can see her brain start short circling my car. My car is right behind her and everyone hates my car because it's the longest one in the same thing. Yeah, of course. And finally, I can just see in her mind snap. I'm like, oh, here it comes. Here it comes that she just backs up more, more, more. Doesn't even inch it.

Doesn't inch it at all right into my car. And then takes off. Ah, you fucking bitch. You're like, there it is. Is it gonna do anything? No. Ah, that's good. Hit and run though, I should've got it with a felony. I mean, that's a hit and run, right?

They probably got hit and run, you bitch. They probably got cameras on there too. You could probably prove it. I'm gonna report your ass. Yeah. Who knows what you're up to? You could also be the arsonist in my neighborhood. Probably are. Put a mask on her. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, I'm fitter to. You could also be the arsonist in my neighborhood. Probably are.

Put a mask on her. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, I'm fitter, officer. You fit a description. That's her. Perhaps one more piece of news. Oh, something about Israel. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Let's see here. Oh no. What? Married for Father Commit Suicide after suggestion from AI Chatbot. Yeah, it's a happy story.

Something to lighten the mood. Married father commits suicide after encouragement by AI chatbot. Oh, it says the widow. Yeah, chatbots can help life. But one is being blamed for facilitating a death. According to a new report published this week, a Belgian father killed himself following conversations

about climate change. Okay. But an artificial intelligence chatbot, Foonburg is about to be undyeded. Yeah, that was said to have encouraged him to sacrifice himself to save the planet. What? Oh, fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here. Wait, what were you going to click on? Who even cares? Fuck you, ladies. Stories of disappointment. You killed your husband, that's what happened. Oh, yeah. So this, this happened, right? Like once again, everyone's pissed of me about this. Slotter at Starbucks, dad stabbed to death outside of a coffee shop after asking the attacker not to vape near the toddler. Yeah. And I'm thinking like, yeah, well, good. Like fuck you.

It's a little severe. Hey, can you not vape outside? I am? Yeah. What do you think about that? Do you know, bleed all over me? Outside here? I don't know.

No, not good, but this is kind of an incomplete story. Like I saw some people saying, well, he asked the guy to not vape outside next to his kid and then the guy said, fuck you. So he started shouting at him and then he got stabbed like escalated. It seems like a little more likely than well. So can you please not vape around me? Uh, stab. Well, I mean, I, but I don't think that like I didn't infer that.

I figured that it started a confrontation and escalated. I mean, I don't, I'm just filling in the blanks because I mean, because I've seen people before. I've been asked not to smoke before it. It's always by some fucking asshole. Yeah. I mean, I wish someone would stab you right now after you did that to me, but are you are you stuck with your top?

Most people most people would just take their kid and just kind of just walk away a little bit. You're the bubblegum smell. Do you? Oh no. I mean, do you think you don't breathe in some bubblegum water vapor? Do you think you have to be in a different zip code to be safe from a vape like it? It just seems like I got killed because he's brainwashed

about secondhand smoke. I mean, I, but I mean, even, even, even people who don't like secondhand smoke, I don't know anybody who thinks that a vape is, I don't see how it could be. Like I haven't looked into it really, but I mean, it's like, I don't want vapes.

It's better than cigarettes. But for sure, it has to be for the smoker and whoever's around. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why, I don't know, it's wrong with people that they think it's okay to just walk up to someone on the street and tell them not to vape around their dumb baby.

Just walk over there. You know, I'm fucking mind your own business. I'm just vaping over here. You're, I'm fucking mind your own business. I'm just a fake. What fucking nut job you're going to fucking run into? People are like, you know, you've talked about the whole pressure cooker, dude. And like people who like 20 years ago would never be on the verge of snapping are on the verge of snapping and have been for like some years now. Yeah. So like, you I wish this would happen to cigarette bummers. Hey, can I have a man stabbed after trying to bum a cigarette fucking good? That's where's Jordan Peterson on that one. Doesn't he look like a problem

yourself? This guy, can you please not maybe? Waping over there. But yeah, it's like, what you stopped living over here. Most people would just like remove themself from the situation. Like that's vaping. Uh, whatever. Like if they think like, if they think it's dangerous or terrible for their kid or something, number one, I mean, they're outside. Just walk, just walk around the side of the building. You're obviously like waiting for somebody inside or whatever, like, I don't know.

Just seems like this. In front of your baby's face so they don't get any of that. Yeah, it just seems like incredibly unnecessary to have any kind of confrontation over that. It doesn't seem like a confrontational thing, situation, I don't know, man. You see all that vape water that you're blowing up into there, can you stop doing that?

Yeah, no. Bro, make a fuck yourself. If you live in Los Angeles, you are breathing in more harmful shit every day than drinking Starbucks, bro. Dude, secondhand smoke or a fucking vape or anything is a it's a it's a drop in the ocean compared to fucking what you're dealing with in Los Angeles. I mean, I know this is not Los Angeles. I'm just Starbucks stabbing. Yeah, I mean, no, I know. He's wearing a. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I mean, it probably was aggressive. It probably was. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to talk to the other person like they're a fucking human being first and see where it goes.

Oh, whatever. Most people don't come back with fucking something crazy, you know? And then it's like, you know, if you say like, that's, you know what I love doing. I like going down to Skid Row. Yeah. And if anyone's like shouting and, but I'm out, I'm going, sir, can you just not scream like a lunatic? Sure.

Around me and my baby. But I'm a fucking lunatic. Oh, why did you stab me? I can't believe this is happening to me. Oh my God, I'm so confused. Okay, let's see here. What else did you spot? Oh no, I thought you were gonna click on something else,

but, oh yeah, here's the last one. This kid got kicked out of a Pokemon tournament because he laughed when they asked him what his pronouns were. Yeah. Poor kid. What are your pronouns? He's like, I'm fucking eight. I'm an eight year old little boy playing Pokemon.

Yeah. Where are you calling me gay? He's always a teenager. He should definitely know better. Teenagers don't ever think anything's funny. It's like very uncomfortable. Hey kid, are you gay? What do you mean? Why would you ask if I'm gay? Yeah, well, you know, tell us if you're gay. How gay are you?

Zero gay. Why? What does that have to do with Pokemon? So stupid. This is so stupid. Vito laughed when they asked him when some bitch at the LA Times asked for his pronouns at that Chappelle protest. Yeah. And then he said this, he said, use whatever you want. Like use whatever feels what you're comfortable with.

Sure. And then she wrote in the article, he was standoffish when we asked him his pronouns. They were really trying to drill us with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's what's worse is they got these judges, I think they're two white men are for some reason offended that this dumb pronoun procedure that we're pretending, that we're pretending to go through for white men, by the way. The reason we're all engaging in this retarded pronoun

farce is to a bunch of black guys got together and said, hey, we want a new pronoun. We're using enough weird words. We're using and not using enough weird words for you guys. But white men, hey, we'd like everyone to change their definitive articles for us. And we're like, yeah, sure. I mean, we're not gonna say no to white men, never have, never will. Maki Makani Tran, who took time off the school, ironic. Maki Ni Tran, who took time off of school.

Now Tran is, I think, is usually like, time off of school. Now, Tran is, I think, is usually like, time off of school. That's like a, isn't Tran like a Korean name? I thought it was Vietnamese, let's see. Oh, you could be right. I've, Tran. It's an Asian name, right? It's a Korean name.

I don't know why I've, Chinese. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Oh, his first question is Tran of Vietnamese name. Yeah, it's Vietnamese name. There we go. Okay, more than 10 is trying to Vietnamese name. Oh, yeah, it's Vietnamese name. There we go. Okay, more than 10% for you.

Good people in Vietnam. Wow. That's not good for me, it's racism. That's the only reason I know stuff. No, it's education. Let's see, you're right. You knew it. You knew it.

I didn't know what I thought it was Korean. Uh, he spent 800 bucks to participate in the tournament, was brought to tears when the head judge told him he was disqualified from the event due to allegedly violating their inclusion policy and making someone feel unsafe and uncomfortable. We always take an idea and just make it and implement it in the stupidest way possible.

How about someone just kicks the shit out of you, you dumb bit. It's just like, you know, it's, try, the idea of being inclusive is good. And every step after that has fucked it up. Yeah. On our way, this is what his side of the story is. On our way.

And then divisive, not inclusive. It's because it's become combative, almost immediately. God, the fucking people fucking suck. Yeah. On our way over to the stream area, the judge asked us for our preferred pronouns. I said, um, he or him or a, and I pause trying to think of the third pronoun, the third pronoun being his as I just stood there looking stupid, trying to think of the third pronoun. I felt embarrassed because I was failing to think of the simple word due

to the nerves and me being embarrassed. And also you don't expect to get asked that quite. Well, because some people throw the third one in. I don't care if you fucking bend over and fucking doubled over with laughter. It doesn't mean you should get kicked out of the fucking thing. That's a, but stupid. I don't think you should be kicked out of you called the judge and Eftler, which they are. Due to the nerves, I let out a laugh,

just a normal nervous laugh. My response together ended up being he or him or his. That's it. I don't care if that's not how it went down. I mean, how did it, how could it possibly go down? What's your pronouns? He can, I mean, his? Do you think?

It's like a pronoun though. Some people trick you, they trick you up with the third one. Hey, if you're gonna be asked that, they should warn you ahead of time. So you can like practice your speech. Yeah. If you gotta go through this charade of, you know, this performative bullshit.

Yeah. If we're expecting Chinese people to go through this dumb white male farce, then we gotta give him some warning. Right. To assimilate. Yeah. It's our culture of retardation.

Yeah. Um, mm-mm. It appeared that the judge became uncomfortable Yeah, culture of retardation. Yeah. It appeared that the judge became uncomfortable after Tran had an awkward laugh upon being asked his pronouns. Okay, I just wanted to check to be safe. I go by they them, so don't be a jerk about it. Ah! Ah! Watch out, they'll kill you.

She pulled out her gun and started fucking popping off. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I love it when like a grown adult, you know, a grown person gets like, gets fucking, it's, it really shows like such a sensitivity. It's a, it's a kid. They have to know that like teenagers, even like I said, even if it was like the most inappropriate way, he could have done it. They just can't let everything.

They think shit's funny. They don't see the long, you know, that they haven't experienced a lot. They haven't. Yeah. Like, I mean, it doesn't, I don't make eye contact. You just made yourself like a 13 year old. Yeah. I just don't, I don't go by they then. So don't be a jerk about it. Oh, man, I wish I could quantum leap into that kid. Oh, I know. Oh, I could tell. Yeah. Because you look like a huge flame. I don't know I don't go by they then, so don't be a jerk about it. Oh man, I wish I could quantum leap into that kid. Oh, I know. Oh, I could tell. Yeah. Cause you look like a huge flame.

Oh no, you would have been the worst one for it to, you would have destroyed that. Like, I mean, that person may have killed themselves afterwards. I mean, odds are in my favor. Yeah. Tran was escorted off the stage by the head judge to whom he explained that his nerves had caused him to laugh. No, I was just nervous.

I was just nervous. Please let me play fucking hard. According to the team, he was 5-0 at the tournament and was given a sixth round matchup against a well-known player, Alex Tramansky. Yeah, I remember saying, wait, what? I was so confused. I never cried the way I cried that night.

I told him that I didn't even have service and I had no way to contact anyone and didn't have a key to my hotel room that I had to walk to. I'm being honest with everyone I say, I've never been this upset in my entire life. I believe your day is coming. I will have my revenge.

That's not what he says. The teen also clarified that he does not have a problem with using pronouns, nor did he have any negative intentions. Yeah. I didn't say whether or not he uses the F slur in private. I always, just because of like, if I meet somebody for the first time, just in my mind, I don't think, I don't think they have any, I think most people would look at me or talk to me and go and pretty safely assume

like what you should call me. You know, like he, him. Yeah, like I don't, there's not a lot of ambiguity with most people, I think. But like, at the same time, like I've said this, I'll call you whatever you want to be called. I just, but, but my point is I would probably chuckle if somebody, like, wait, you serious?

Yeah, but you're so handsome. They want to be laughed at by you. No. They would come. They're going to beat off to you laughing at, they want that humiliation part of it. It is really, I mean, it is a, it is a, it's a, it's a coup for the protected class. It's that covetous, protected class, the disability to be made fun of by anyone

or ridiculed or laughed at, that they're really gunning for. I don't think you can assume that even looking at you, it would not be some kind of wacky they-them horse shit. It started with participation trophies. I mean, it started with sir, like guys going, you'll address me as sir. Like, oh, shut up. Why don't you go fuck yourself?

Like, how is it? It's the same mentality in those fucks from the 50s and before, like you'll address me as sir. Like now it 50s and before, you'll address me as sir. Now it's like, well, you'll address me as they them. It's identical to me. I can't imagine the difference. If I would have ever heard that in the 50s, I would have wanted to fucking stab you.

And now I'm hearing it in the fucking 20, 23s, and I wanna fucking stab you. It's the same fucking, I'm having the same emotion. It's like, you must be the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's do some comments. Okay. I don't think we had anyone calling in today. No. There's a bonus episode out. It was fun. It was fun. It's a good one. We heard Maddox's gay shower, GPI or whatever. Oh yeah. Sean Apologized. We wrote a, yeah. People love that. Yeah, yeah, I did do.

I love that apology. That was great. I made Vito, I wrote a song for Vito. He got this wig, this Elvis wig. Oh, so I told Chad Gbt to write him a song in a style of this. Elvis, a sprink of 77. I heard me, Dr. Nick. Dr. Nick.

I told Chad Gbt to write a song about Elvis singing as a trans man. Oh boy. To Jail House Rock. So I put a midi of Jail House Rock on and Vito just sang the song about him being a trans man. It was really funny. Anyway, Jirkelins says, hey, dick, this was hilarious. Please make Sean read an AI apology for deleting the episode.

Oh, sure. I'll do that. Uh, okay. We'll do that next time. Yeah. Yeah. Um, more Thomas says more Joe Rogan, Jaco gravy seals. Shit. Oh, oh, gravy seal.

Let's see what you mean. That's a gravy seal. That's like, that's a good one. I'm, I'm pretty mad. I didn't come up with that. That's, I'm pretty decent at that. I stole it from, did you really? Yeah, I stole it from my friend. Oh, shit. That's a good one. Uh, or he said it before. Okay. This is a guy. This is called the Squire Program. The Squire Program. Oh, you're not even a night yet. That's what I mean. You're a night's bitch.

They should all dress up like medieval times. Oh, names. So this is just a Squire Program. This is like, this is frat hazing. Yeah. They're reliving, they're reliving their, you know, frat days, right? Yeah, but like a frat that never was.

Yeah. My name is Aiden. Okay, it doesn't have any explanation, I guess it will explain more here. Where is the, you know, that's really dangerous like what they're doing, you know, I mean. Yeah, it's this like little, it's this kid in an ice bath full of ice.

Here we go. So this kid is sitting in an ice bath. And there's an adult man also sitting in the ice bath facing him like there on their honeymoon. We're looking very comfortable. He's looking very comfortable. The kids freezing to death. Right. And he probably just jumped in there. This guy has been in there for about an hour. Oh god. All is where we live. This is where we live. Oh, no.

It was freezing. What do you mean it's nothing? Yeah. Oh my god, and then they had another kid over there. What are the, are these, are these, look like teenagers? Yeah. Yeah, they do appear to be teenagers.

So. And this is a, a very fat individual fat individual right? That's the pedophile Way too many grown men around younger, you know, yeah like kid, you know, it's age people pedophiles Yep, somebody should investigate. I guess that hardships are, hardships are part of working for something better. Like working to get, accomplish something includes a lot of hardships, right?

I mean, a lot of types of things. Like labor and shit, kind of. Overcoming obstacles to accomplish your goal. Yeah. But just, and that's what gives you a sense of pride in yourself. That sort of thing. Just doing hardships for no goal is retarded. That's it makes you a man.

A complete, a goal and overcoming obstacles and hardships toward making a goal and either achieving it partially or not really, still is what I would say is a positive thing for men and boys to do. Just going through hardships for no purpose is fucking stupid. Setting your own house on fire just to see if you can get out is not, you know,

it's not very productive. Wow, you had a rough day. Yeah, I set my house on fire. I had to know if I could barely make it out. Good news, I made it. Yeah, I don't know if I could not. I'm not good news for the rest of us. I'm sorry you did.

To one fireman died. It wasn't as manly as me. And God, I went through this gravy sealed training. We could. Fucking people, man. Gravy seals. Get a job. Get a goal. Yeah, get a goal. Not swimming in ice baths with other naked men. Well, these are you're impressionable at that age. Some people. Charles Lemons says, fun article. Oh, yeah, already we just read that AI told him to kill himself. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, right. I don't believe you. Something else happened there. Well, yeah, I mean, it's it's always a little more complex than oh my god. You guys aren't shutting down AI. No, no, no, no, we let AI get shut down. Yeah. It's fucking just stop. So far, I think, I think, I think it's pretty fun.

Yeah, it's great. Yeah, AI, it's, I really am that, that apology was pretty fun to see how, I didn't read them all, but you kept, you know, generate, generate, generate. Right, and it was like, they were very different apologies. Yeah. And like, the one of them ended completely political

speed, you know, or it's like, yeah. Just less and less personal. And also blaming people a bit. That was funny. Yeah, I like how it will do that. If you give it a little tiny tweak. Yep. It's taken over.

People just can't, like, there's too much random nonsense being pushed on us all the time generated by computers and governments to keep any sense of self anymore. Like people, they wake up one day and they're like, oh, you're taking my guns over my dead body and day two, they're like, well, trans people shouldn't have any guns. Yeah. You guys, you don't have it in you to have any consistent state of mind. You do not, most people cannot do that. So we need the computers to maintain it,

because we can't. People just can't. It's too, yeah, it's too, uh, suggestible. People are, uh, hey Dick, my brother's friend is being labeled a pedophile. You can call me John, okay. Hey Dick, I'm probably Sean.

My brother's friend got his life ruined by doing a side hustle. Uh-oh. A top G kind of thing. Uh-huh. A Mary K kind of thing, you mean. Well, call him David. He was 28 at the time. David was a professional photographer.

He decided to do more informal work for extra money. Instagram girls hire professional photographers to take pictures to make their selfies, their straps look better. So he would do just that, get hired by women to take photos and make their accounts sexier. I don't think he ever got hired by anyone big, just average women trying to look better.

That's mentally ill. He would do it cheaply because it was just his side hustle, so he got a lot of clients for a while. David required them to send a driver's license because he wanted to avoid working with kids for obvious reasons. Okay, good. He didn't fuck this particular client, but she sure fucked him. A little bit of a joke. Yeah, wordplay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the driver's licenses was fake. It belonged to a 17 year old.

Right, a fake ID for fucking fuck. And when her father saw her account with new risque photos clearly taken by someone else, he lost his shit. This dad demanded to know who took the photo and instead of saying a female friend, uh, right, gave him up. She ruined a man's life. The girl caved. I don't know if she said ID like, I mean, what are you supposed to, he's, because these dads don't want

to blame themselves or their little whore daughters. Right. Right. Who did this to you? Right. You, bro. Yeah. Your daughters, you're a fucking machine that you built. Innocent victim. You idiot. She's 17. Yeah. What do you think, what do you think it's about? What do you think's happening? Should she be concerned about the fact that like,

she's got a fake ID, she can probably, oh, well, I'm thinking of drinking and stuff like it, but still like eight, you know, she can do certain things at 18 that, you know, she can't do at 17. She's using it for, what do you think a 17 year old's gonna do with a fake ID?

Like bad stuff. Get pictures taken of them, that's what they're doing. I mean, stop for some reason. She hired me to take the photos. I thought she was an adult because of her fake ID isn't a good enough legal defense. Wow. Yeah, because this country is just,

it will do anything for women. This country is insane for women. Axon's sane for women makes insane laws for women. It's non-fucking stop. Right. David didn't go to jail and get murdered, but he's on the sex offender registry now. Oh my God. To be clear, he didn't fuck her. Yeah, he just photos where she's posing like a playboy playmate. I haven't seen

the photos, but I was told there were bikini photos. Yeah. Okay. Not nude. I don't know how long he's on the registry or what rank of pedophile he's considered, but his girlfriend left him. That's it. People hear that. It's a rough time in general. God. All of this never would have happened if she hired him less than a year later. Also, David's younger brother died. Not that long before this. God, damn it. I remember his brother dying six years ago, but I was told this story like four years ago.

Christ. Unnecessary. The funny part is David asked my brother to be his wingman apparently because it's hard to meet women without them looking up if you're guilty of anything. So he meets women and then they look him up on Google and find out he's a pedophile. Sure.

Here's the kicker. David asked my brother when they approach women that my brother approached the prettier one and leave the fat one to him because, quote, fat girls don't Google you. Thanks for not killing yourself and go fuck yourself. Yeah, use a different name. You know?

Yeah, use a name that is in popular fiction, so it can't be destroyed by Google. That's like Peter Parker. There you go. What's your name, Peter? Yeah. What's your last name, Parker? I know, I get that all the time.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. My name is a big spider man fan. Snuck the name in, my mom was very upset about it, but that was already my name, so. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, okay. Obviously.

Like I use Kevin Hart. The wrestler? No, the, you know, the, Oh, that, the actor, the actor comedian, yeah. Short guy, yeah. What's your name, Jeffrey Jones? Not the pedophile.

Right, right. Do you have a daughter? Justin says, digs absolutely correct about not needing women's validation. Please hear my story about how I pulled my head out of my ass. Okay. Let's see. Hi, Dick and Sean.

Hi. I realized this email is a little repetitive. Uh-oh. Oh, you should have run that. You should have run that. You should have run that. But I demand everyone knows about what Dick was saying about it not needing the validation of women.

I truly hope this email reaches you. Uh, and I would be honored if you would read it on the show to your audience. Well, the pony express got caught in a storm, but it did end up reaching us. Somehow, yeah. Somehow I got it. The rain nor sleep nor dark of night. I know you do a comedy show, but all you know, you are very profound when giving genuine advice. Oh, I hope not. I'm writing to tell you how in recent episode you insisted that you do not need to have the validation of women for your life, for your value to be real.

Well, I mean, that's true. You don't need the value of anybody or the... You never get a validation of anybody else. I've had an upbringing that was difficult. I only recently at the age of 34 have been able to realize that I spent too long believing that my worth was determined by whether or not women or anyone else would like me. Right, I was in an idiot for so long.

After getting to talk to some people and forming connections in real life, I began to realize that I don't need the validation of women or any stranger for that matter. No, no. With these revelations I've been having, I realize now that I'm path in life is to become a social worker who can help people

who are going through struggles. Oh, okay. I was completely lost, I realize now that I path in life is to become a social worker who can help people who are going through struggles. Oh, okay. I was completely lost. I merely just existed until I found out that I don't need a women's validation for my life to have meaning I can just decide my own worth. Many men think they need women first, then they get to value.

Oh yeah, totally, totally wrong. A valuable woman will notice you if you do something with your life and not be a total spurg when you finally get to talk to a woman. I mean, maybe they might not. You can't control it. Yeah. You can't control that.

It's not, you know. You know, I was thinking with this whole shooting thing, does it ever seem to you like all the people who really believe in God might not? Like they're all the ones who are so freaked out by the school shooting and like, we gotta, this is Satanic and we gotta protect us. Like, well, I mean, I don't know. It seems like you guys should be the ones

who are kind of more laissez-faire about all this violence. You mean, you have to do is do the word of God and you're good, right? Yeah, I know. Should an isleus be like, shouldn't I be the one going like, we got to fucking do something about this. Should we only have one shot at life

for taking it is really horrible? No, I mean, does that seem like they should be more the discontent. Like, it lacks about all this trans shit too. The discontent, well, I mean, there's so many guys on Budweiser. No, I know, there's so many things.

We're gonna do something about it. I don't really know if that's, I think maybe you guys don't really believe in all that stuff. Yeah, I just, well, I mean they certainly don't, you know, I mean, Jesus was like a huge lib. Like you guys know that, right? Like I mean, tolerance and stuff. I mean, yeah, you ruined all of Western civilization

with that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should have been like, love thy neighbor? No, no. I don't want their house to catch on fire because my house is right there. No, it's not fire. But no, no, no, no.

Just what I'm not doing that. Yeah. Loving them, that's gay. Get back up on the cross, but you've talked enough today. You don't need their opinions on Ukraine and you don't need to know how they feel about Andrew Tate. Yeah.

Wouldn't you know almost immediately as I started this long process of pulling my head out of my ass, I did find myself in a relationship with a woman, 46 double D, by the way, who's very excellent and I have a great hope for our future. Kind of ironic, maybe just a coincidence, I don't know. I will say that having the right woman in my life has given me an enormous boost to my self image and happiness.

However, all the men who are desperate for women's validation need to realize that having the wrong woman will ruin your life. Oh yeah. Well, that's true. Look, you're adding a, you know, you're adding another stressor, you know, if you're trying to kind of just hang on and figure things out.

I mean, sure, bad relationship. That's what it's, what do you think it's going to do? Go find a purpose for your life and you'll meet the right person, hopefully, dating apps are garbage for men. Wow. Yeah. I assure you that you're better off trying to meet people in real life, as long as you don't do it in a creepy way. I'm a big fan of the show. Episode 352 is great.

This is very brilliant. Thank you to go fuck yourself. Sean, I wish you were my dad. Wow. Well, thank you. I know he probably means that. I don't know. I don't know if I need to be anybody's dad.

Ha ha. Talk about stressors. Okay. Oh, Matt Walls. Yeah, fucking other. Jackie C. Hey, big fan, loving all your rants about the fixation on trans issues. Yeah. Long story short and obscure. I have an extended family member who is non-binary and some of the other older generations are really being cocks about it. It's there's all manner of Catholicism and other baggage involved.

It's a huge pain in the ass. It's all for such pointless bullshit. Sure. I always just think, you know, like there's gonna be a, you know, that generation will be dead soon. Yeah, if we're lucky. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, unless generation will be dead soon. Yeah, if we're lucky. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, unless Google does something stupid

like inventing eternal life or something like that. Yeah, well, you know, that generation's been working on it since they were like 30, you know. You know, it's just for this sharper image catalog with the life extender. Just for them. Nope. Sorry, dummies.

You didn't get that eternal life machine that you've all been craving since you were 30 years old. Yeah. Personally, I'm close to the original person and I really doesn't matter to me if someone's non-binary or thinks they are whatever. What matters is that it's the same person, standing before me,

wants to use a different name, big fucking deal. Can we go back to playing video games? Your rant on the topic has been very cathartic and it may be wonder though I'm not asking if something similar is affecting you in the way of generational fucker, in the way of generational fucker, where they probably may be.

I got it. I'm sure getting a sincere email like this will make you think it's less funny, but it's been nice to hear someone. So funny and mean, bark back a little. Thank you for not killing yourself and for the awesome content. Vote up long, emails, Jackie.

No, I mean, I don't know. I don't know any like trans people personally. No, I mean, well, I mean, I do. I mean, not like, yeah, but not like, like acquaintances, just, you know, through work and that kind of stuff, you know, but like nobody in my family or extended family or anything, but I mean, I just try to think about it.

It's like, they're a fucking person. Yeah, they're a fucking person. Yeah, like that's it. So it's like, all of a sudden, yeah, yeah, I don't know. You just, there's a, some people have this like, immediate like, no longer a person. Like they shut them, yeah, fuck them. They're just like an object that's stupid. Yeah, like, no, no longer a person. Like they shut them, yeah, fuck them. They're just like an object that's stupid.

Yeah, I think the bullying from women annoys me more than any kind of like defense I want to do of trans people. Like every time I see a woman complaining about like, well, all these trans women are just like, yeah, I mean, why don't you just like shut the fuck up? Just so I'm so tired of it. Um, let's see here. Hey, Drake Dixho, uh, Texas furry survey, Texas A&M had a booth at Texas furry fiesta. This is the survey they were handing out. Oh, let's see it. Texas furry fiesta.

The furries are very, they really like to document everything. They like data. Yeah, love it. This is an opening. What's it trying to do? Install. Oh, yeah, give me. Yeah. Oh, please, install more stuff.

Whatever you got to do. All right, let's see what this survey is all about. Perhaps it's good. Eight pages. Oh my God. Texas Furry Fiesta survey, please read and follow the instructions for each question. It's a paragraph of,

I mean, I get it. I get the chance, like I get why guys would one identify as a privileged class, yeah, whatever it means beyond that. Like I just don't, I'm not going to engage with people in this retarded discussion of semantics. Okay, I love number one already. What is, right your age in years? Example 22.

What else are you going to write your age in? First, fucking a corn seasons, goblars, Mars days. Are you fucking, uh, just information, just not, if you can't do that, if you don't know what that's asking, if you have any question, I don't normally advocate for suicide. Yeah, but you might want to go to thought. But what I'm saying, yeah. Write your country, any labels you use to describe your ethnicity, are you bypock?

We recognize that the fandom can identify many ways when it comes to gender, but some unique analysis requires us to have participants only in one category. We gotta explain why they're asking your gender. I know, so you can write, so they don't get fucking cis women, cis men, trans women, trans men, gender queer, gender non nonconforming, A gender gender fluid. Okay. What's your orientation? Are you a check all that apply furry, brony gamer anime fan?

This is like Maslow's pyramid of gayness. There's a lot of these that I don't understand human musician, sci-fi fan, musician, other kin, military for writer, Star Wars fan, like handthroat. Okay. That's wolf. I know that's what that means, right? Like and throw? Yeah.

I think it's just, I don't know. I mean, the word like handthroat. It's a, it's a werewolf, like changing shape. Right, right. That's what, yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. Yeah.

Gray muzzle. Is that like an old furry? I guess. Like how dogs get gray around the muzzle? Maybe. I don't want to look it up. Human animal hybrid. Excellent. I love that one. I love that one.

I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one.

I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I love that one. I, this one got a little messed up. This is all about what, what are you? What can animal or if you do you identify with? Right. Oh, my God. Like Pokemon is on there. I see. Oh, you can identify as you certainly can. That's cool. I'm trying to just scan for funny ones. Why do they, how come nobody, I want to see Paramiseum on there. I know, they don't have to talk about exclusion. They have five slots for other. Wow. Which of the following items describe

your political identity? Okay. Well, this is just normal questions and stuff. When it comes to sex, I would describe myself as a fairly kinky person. All right, Adam, this just seems like normal survey questions. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have any thought?

Okay. All right, all right, all right. Well, well, question one was worth it. Yeah, what a tremendous, tremendous waste of time, even furry time. Okay. They're not releasing the manifesto either of that shooter. Yeah, see that?

Yeah. Well, what did they say? Yeah, I did this because I got raped by one of the teachers at the Catholic school. Oh, man, like I mean, I'll be quite a quagmire. Yeah. Yeah. Um, um, um, um.

Hey, to two snow. Yesterday, there was a shooting about a block away from me. Oh, yeah. The sole victim died from a gunshot wound to the head. I easily survived and remained pro-gun. Now, I want to use my newly acquired superpower being in the general vicinity of a shooting to make a lot of money.

Very good. Like a very anti-David hog. Yeah. How can I make millions with my new superpower? Well, it has to be at a school. See you next Tuesday, Roy. I can provide the news article separately. Buddy, this shooting is all the time. Did he get interviewed? It doesn't sound like it. Sounds like there was just a shooting.

But at least he easily survived. Congratulations. You should write it. Write about it. No one wants to hear the pro gun side. I can't make any money doing that. Well, yeah, maybe not. Hey, dick, I AI with Down syndrome. I can't remember this was discussed on the show or not, but they made an AI model Down syndrome Okay, can you read this on the air? Can you ask Sean if he knows you can put a turtle into hibernation by putting it in the fridge? Did you know that? I knew well cold kicks in the I didn't know about the, why would you put a turtle in a fridge? To put it in a hibernation, he says, okay. Okay, you didn't know that.

I mean, I don't know if that's true. I wouldn't do that. I mean, it's like a seasonal thing. So, you know, you can force it just to be funny. I mean, I'm sick of your turtle. Yeah, sick of it. Yeah. Him always running away. Get in there. You dumb turtle. Okay. Okay. The world's fracking out. That's it. You're going on the fridge. World's first AI down. No.

Yeah, this wasn't necessary to use computers to do. Maybe they, maybe they, and the person is trans? No, I don't think they're trans. I think they're just Down syndrome girl. I don't just sit down syndrome girl. It looks Latina. To drive home the idea that the metaverses for everyone. No, this wasn't, that's not what you're doing here.

No, yeah. Forzman and Bard Forz launched Cammy, a confident young woman who wants to smash barriers in the digital space, go behind the process of creating her. They made a Down syndrome person to, I would love to be there during that meeting. Do you think we could make a retard in computer? I don't know. Let's do it. Let's say it's like the metaverse and stuff. Down syndrome international has teamed up with

a Singapore arm of a creative agency, Forzmann, and both doors to create the world's first virtual influencer with Down syndrome. I don't think that that's a good thing that they did. Named Cammy, she officially launches today on Instagram as a confident young woman who wants to break down barriers in the digital space. Despite being a more connected society, the digital world is yet to fully embrace diversity by having Down syndrome computers.

So that's what the computer, Down syndrome computers. I don't want any Down syndrome computers. What the fuck is going on? It's kind of like, it's crazy, man. We live in, you can't even tell what's up in real and more. You guys aren't doing something good by doing this, by making it down syndrome computers, and putting them on the metaverse. I don't know what you think you're doing,

but you're not. We have down syndrome people you could put like some money and marketing behind, like if you like. Yeah, we tolerate that Woody Harrelson movie with the down syndrome people and the retarded people, other types of retarded people, not Down Syndrome. We let that fly because, you know, there's a certain, the movies aren't as good and they have to toe a line with not making fun of them too much and not because they're retarded,

right? But that's about as much as we can do. We're not doing Down syndrome fake computers. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, thanks for doing that. I hope you feel real good about yourself, guys. Wild stuff.

Okay, should we do, get to Steve voice. Oh, it's already 152, fuck, let's just do voice me also. Well, I was late. You were a little bit late, let's do, we'll do fat watch next week, maybe Sean's animal corner. Okay, let's show everyone goodbye, go to, if you support us on Backed By, I think you can go to dickles.lowl now and mint yourself some tickles for Backed By. Give it a shot, Steve.

Very good. Page your neck, I'm Slashdick. So I'll see you next Tuesday. Is that thing? Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick.

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Yeah, yeah. Love it. Yeah, fully behind it. You better be too. Get your acts together. Okay. Let's see what, let's see why I'm retarded. Hey, Dick, are you fucking retarded?

Oh, boy. Why do you think that giving-driving car is total economy of the fucking good idea you know the number one you both popular job for people in graduate colleges yeah it's fucking truck driver yeah okay talker what what's your best fucking progress like like it's exactly what he said you're a fucking serious

like you don't think it's going to cause the idle issues, so like, fucking Tesla can make more money and for food distributors, like, are you fucking retarded? You claim to help one out man, you know, he's going to be fucking, you know, it's fucking,

having dumb gay corporation, like, help them, and not men, but fucking so. I'm retarded for wanting some driving cars. He just regurgitated Tucker CartWay exactly what like verbatim. Yeah, I thought he was joking at first. I don't, I can't even tell anymore. Wow.

Well, let's, I mean, I get, I don't, I, you know, people, I want people to have jobs and be able to live. I want them to have money, but it's like, okay, I don't care if they have jobs. Oh, okay, fun. Just give them money. Like, you know, prices could go down eventually.

Maybe so. If nobody has jobs and they're just, I don't know, 50, what did I say? 50% of people are like tax negative. So they take more money from the government than they get. Just bumped that up to 90. And then tax the companies, almost everything.

There, what are they gonna do? Stop making food. Yeah. The machines are doing it. What are the machines gonna stop? No. I don't know. What do you think humanity looks like in 200 years?

Just still driving trucks around? No. No, no, no, not going to happen. No. Sitting around, like, thinking about emails to write. No, no, that's going to happen. Yeah, I don't think it, you know, it's, it's here. It's coming. Yeah, it's like 300 million jobs will be displaced or affected by AI. Really? All the hospital, like administrator. Like every administration. I think so. Or just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all white.

Not America. Yeah. But I mean, that's even if there's seven billion people, that's a big number. But it's happening. It's, it's happening. You're not stopping it. No, you're not going to stop it.

So don't focus on the stupid part of it. Yeah. Well, we don't want that. No, just start getting more money from the people that are profiting from it. Like give up this stupid idea of, well, it's a company they can make as much money as they want. No, they can't take it.

Uh, okay. They take sure of my problem as the answer is you, Roman remember I just get sick you hear about that kind of guy I'm real problem is Back by oh I always have a website. I love this Andrew right and then so yeah and We were let it all was good But I have a hard time selling it to people. Yeah. Specifically, I could pick up some like a book,

answer on that. Specifically, it's hard to sell people the idea because once you get to the end, if you're constantly getting kicked off of websites, and constantly like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. People backed up and were like, what's he talking about? And I still have a hard time selling people all in, I guess that.

Ever get kicked off of a website. Ever get banned from Twitter. Ever get, Ever get your money to nice from where, and nine episodes people I talk to here. No. No, yeah. Even the people I thought might understand like,

no, this is what you're giving me, the joy and the side. Like, what do you do all that? Yeah, what do you do? might understand like no, this is what you do a lot. Yeah, why are you getting kicked off? That's everybody. I got the job for it. We still have an age where. Taking control of your fucking electronics and your computer for shit. Having the same stuff with the privacy, we've just seen as the,

I don't know, price lags in the area, in the fairy activities, so making sense. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't know. It's, it is, it is, it is, it's as hard as, it's as hard as it was convincing people to get email in the first place. Huh, you should use, you should get email. Why would I want that?

Yeah, well, you know, I don't know. Yeah, never mind. Right, right, right. Get it on the fucking care. Uh, yeah, okay. Let's see here. Hey, Jake, I was listening to you talk about the, uh, old girls mature faster thing and it just flashed me back to my job and I was

in manufacturing and my, uh, director was a woman. All the managers above me were women and you know sitting in the room and talking about what we're trying to solve this problem and I noticed that it seems like you're not really wanting the opinions of anybody else. Here she goes, well you know girls are super fast at them boys so not really interested in hearing what you guys have to say about this. We're already talking about schools, whether or not people need placement, certain math programs or whatever.

And he's got to sit there and eat it. And so fucking smug about it. And I think you're completely right where it's rules for me not for the second that I say something about like, well, how come you need so much help from all the men around you to make sure you get some fucking job done? I've never seen you pull out a checkbook and figure out that you can balance two and two together.

Oh no. Oh no. Blue for fucking lying. Well, girls have been cheering faster than boys. We're not gonna need so much help. Why you cry so much? I mean, this is a very good question. Just toss out statements like that, just as if they're

like written in stone and, you know. They love it so much. How dare you fucking challenge it? Yeah. All right, here we go. Hey Sean Newman, good to see you guys. Good to talk to you guys again. Hey, I just read it, listen to the most recent episode there and you were talking about

how enabled runs or the ability is. how the naval times are the village idiots and one of the things that the village idiot was good at doing was taking beatings and getting spat on and getting punched and getting bullied because he's a fucking retard. I thought it was kind of a mascot. I don't know anything about it. But that was the role of the village idiot.

Today in our wonderful society of which more than I think it was 52% last year, 53% even more so probably since COVID but that was last statistic that I remember seeing do not pay taxes. Yeah. Meaning it gets back more so probably is correct, probably is right. But we have not celebrated our village idiots in this world in this utopia of America to the point where yes we can't even spit on them or call them names or the hard r-word anymore such an unfortunate, such an unfortunate and unfortunate endeavor that we have given ourselves willingly. I don't know how. But yes, we can't call out the idiocy of that. Well, who are you going to tell? Right.

Man, right. What are you going to tell them? Hey, you guys are real fucking dumb. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. It takes, it takes a, you know what? It takes a smart person to act this dumb. Yeah. Uh, it's awesome how dumb we are. I love it. Yeah. Hey there. Uh, so Justin Rory over here is, uh, Gil Fee until proven innocent.

Yes. Um, even though is, uh his accusations and charges were dropped, not accusations, but the way he was. And people are thinking to the fact that he was texting a subsequent year old girl, which I, you know, it may make him agree, shout out to, Oh, it makes him agree.

But he, essentially, that was fucking legal. I mean, if it was illegal, they would have been kidnapped. Yeah. He was texting a 16-year-old girl, 31 states at the leave. 16 is the age consent. So it's best to say most. And not know the exact number.

Not yet. So I got up in the majors. The guy who played fucking Kang the Conqueror and that shooting fucking murder movie and yeah quantum a little fucker was all you're just talking about this yeah for the same thing domestic views uh... yeah all

you know it's a good proof not jump to confluence no no no no no no we don't know his lawyers says yeah it isn't a good thing to know why We don't know. We don't know. His lawyer says. Yeah. And I think there we go. They don't know why. Yeah. Cause he's black. The whole things fought. Justin Rowland is, uh, as I get dropped, and the

still fired and dropped the majors is free and clear. The rest of arrested, um, just clean up, sweep it up. I can do this again. Uh, there are the lawyers statement from Marvel, it's like head spinning. Oh, we're not going to see it. Yeah, let me see if I can find it.

Uh, Jonathan, majors, domestic violence. Do they establish that it happened all this kind of stuff or was it, you know? Well, the lawyer came out and said, you know, this is just like the girlfriend is already recanted and this is just a procedural thing that the police have to do, which is false, you know, which they did not do for Justin Reuiland, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Creed actor, allegedly blah, blah, blah. Attorney, Priya Chadry, who previously said she had evidence proving majors innocence, shared texts, the unidentified girlfriend sent to majors after his arrest Saturday. Please let me know you're okay when you get this. She wrote in text, they assured me that you won't be charged.

They said they had to arrest you as protocol when they saw the injuries on me and they knew we had a fight. She continued, I'm so angry that they did. I'm so sorry you're in this position. We'll make sure nothing happens about this. I told them. I told them I was at fault for trying to grab your phone.

So they she also text I love you. They saw injuries on her. I thought. Yeah. She also I told them it was my fault for trying to grab. So she grabs the phone, they get in some kind of fight. I mean, it's like all like she put them in a self defense situation.

Yeah. She was gonna see how she'd he honoured. So I had to defend myself. Right. I feel stupid even parsing these domestic violence things. It's like, yeah, you guys, who knows each other's ass? Like who cares? But Justin Reil and whatever it did or didn't do it

and he gets, because all of the, because of the hostile work environment that he had by like, being mean, they just threw him to the wolves, but this guy's like important to Disney. So they roll out the failings of lawyers and should. It's crazy. Yeah, it's really, I mean, the,

you know, the DA or the lead prosecutor said, there's not enough evidence for a conviction beyond for a reasonable doubt. Yeah, that was what they, they use the, you know, not enough to bring it to trial. Yeah, I know we really have to get these, these domestic abusers off the streets. So fucking important. Yeah, I mean, and now, you know, it's just, I mean, can't stop dating them. So we have to do, we have to get the government in.

You know, the stain is on him. Like, you know, maybe he's a creep in in other ways. I don't know, but it's like, this is, it like, this is it. Like, it's, you know, I don't know if the term is, maybe it's not exonerated. That's something that like where it's like, you were convicted of something. And then you were like, oh, you definitely did not do it, right?

But like, the system is like, just like, yeah, I mean, he probably did something. Yeah, no one cares if he was like, these people don't care if he was convicted or not. It's enough that the girl said, Yeah. Well, yeah, he kicked a shit out of me. Actually, he was just a jerk. Or, oh, he was a jerk. Wasn't it like at him off his job?

Was it like unlawful imprisonment or something? I mean, like, there's these like terms that like, don't mean exactly what you think they mean that a layperson, you know? So blocking the door or something. I don't know, but... Okay, let's see. Let's see this one.

How about classes in common sense for women? Oh! I'm just saying it would be really useful for me. Okay. Just like every twice a year, let's say, they have to go to a class where people give them problems that are, you know, they're just more difficult for women, much more difficult for women.

But if I'm carrying something big and heavy through a doorway, should you, A, stay there, right in the way, like you're deer in the head, right? B, try to help with some completely useless double way of the way. Now, get the fuck out of the way. Yeah, this kind of shit is not obvious for women.

They were having sex, right? You're on the edge of the bed. Get the fuck out of the way. They didn't slide. And there's a three inch gap. And I say, move over. Or I'd like nut you to try to get you to move over. How far should you go?

One inch Two and a half inches how many times do they have to say this or like two feet? No, they need to educate some this kind of shit Space away on this it's not obvious. Yeah, time of space Just doesn't factor into their calculations and I think they need to refresh her factor into their calculations. And I think they need a refresher about every, probably every two months, just all the same shit over and over again. Yeah, maybe instead of like in high school,

instead of having to do book club every day, like high school English, they could just teach like, what's wrong with this picture to women? And she's just like standing in the doorway and there's some guys with a big moving box. It's like, it's so great. It's so great.

It's so great. I know he's not carrying more boxes. No, that's not right. Something else is wrong with this picture. Yeah, can you grab all, you know, have all the shit that you're carrying. And also, hey, let me give you the dog and that because I got this roll of paper towels.

Yeah. Here's a picture of a woman in her car and the key is not in the ignition. She's sitting there on her phone. What's wrong with this picture that's here? Right. There's a guy in a car waiting to park behind her. She's, what could be happening wrong in this picture?

Mm-hmm. No guesses? Huh? Okay. Well, it's got, for extra credit, make sure to study for the test. Here we go, parking problems. You know what makes me a rage? People who are incredibly entitled and feel the need to push their values onto you. I parked in the back of a fucking parking lot

with spaces all around me hanging slightly over into the spot behind me. And some asshole in a fucking piece of shit Toyota RAV4 decides to park with their front bumper literally touching my back bumper. Now first thing is I know it's a guy because no female could have ever pulled off touching my bumper without destroying it and damn it. It could have just been by guys.

Watching it. But not hitting my car, not wrecking my car. I see. I know this asshole fucking guy saw my car sitting in the back. The lot was just like, I'm going to teach this guy a lesson. I'm a fucking lesson and call yourself. Of course, out of your goddamn tires made that you have flat tires. You can't re-inflate.

Good job dumb shit. Right in the piece of shit home now. May I distract it from with all the swearing? What happened? What happened exactly? He got parked in. No, he, you know, it's like double spit. You can pull through the stage.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he probably it was two. They were both open. So he just pulled through probably. And yeah, yeah, no, but no, he parked, you know, so he's facing out in his aisle. And then so many part behind him. and he didn't pull far enough forward Probably that's how I'm picturing it basically the guys but front bumper ended up against his back bumper saying like hey You weren't all the way in your space. Oh, well sorry that happened to you

Okay, stakes something about stakes. Hey decking over next me a rage It's these people who are like if you eat your steak and it's cooked for longer than even one minute, you're not a man or something. Yeah. And it's the raw steak or the rare steak. Stop it. Just shut up. You know how you want it.

I know. Because they forgot the reason that we should on people that like their stake well done. And it's a way for white guys to subtextually shit on black guys for like no stake well done. It was it was. I didn't know that. And they continue to make it this thing of like, if I want my stake medium rare, some idiot going to judge me for it? I don't know. Yeah, you can't post pictures of steaks online. You only have a bad way to have a steak

is like super well done. Oh! And that's just a kind of a racial thing that nobody realizes. That's what everyone's doing when they're talking about rare steaks. Anyway, go fuck your fucking- I don't know about all that.

Right, I don't know that was part of it. Usually I'm pretty up on my racism, but I think this might be for you or maybe for both of us, aren't here. Yeah, it's a present. Does it have a frum on it? I didn't couldn't see. UPS sometimes sticks a label over it, so I can't tell.

Maybe there's a letter inside. Maybe. I don't know, if there's a letter, give it to me. Ooh. Why don't you open it if it's for, it looks like there's two objects. Oh, there is, okay. All right, all right, all right. It's definitely something.

Oh, yeah, there's, yeah. You're better presenting than I am. Nothing. Um, okay, yeah, it's hidden. Look at that shooter manifesto. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay.

Ooh, wow, cool. Looks really Oh, wow. Cool. It's looked really cool actually. Oh, yeah. I think it is verbodavas. Dear Sean and Dick, look at this. Letter is written on it. Like actual, but did you get this?

A little girl's diary. What does this tiny piece of paper? They actually wrote. Dear Dick and John, first time long, Dong met you in the crew in Vegas at Roadridge. I was part of the Villa Group. The one where Alan did that hilarious suicide bit in the winter party. Oh, God.

So he was on the roof. I'm pretty sure you were also suspicious of me. I'm so handsome and spent the night at Beer Park buying 80s girls drinks, which you should be thankful for saving you money, to be honest. Yeah, probably true. And eating her fries, a smiley face. Anyway, here are some tokens of gratitude.

I made these hats and hope you can enjoy them or give them to someone that will. I made myself the Maddox version and the Twin, add the Twin Tower spoon to your collection. Sorry about the shitty handwriting. I'm never going to work on it. Thanks for the laughs, cabbage, Johnson. PS, listen to the okay hear me out podcast.

Oh, okay. That's a cool hat. I know. The leather thing, I think there's one that's the Sean show. No way. Yeah. Yeah, thanks man. That's cabbage, Johnson.

That's fucking cool. Twin towers. Oh yeah, thanks man. That's cabbage Johnson. That's fucking cool. So, twin towers. Oh yeah, silver spoon. I wonder if that's, I wonder if they're probably not selling those anymore. That's a relic. Yeah. Very cool. Thanks buddy. Very cool spoon.

To add to my collection of spoons, right on. All right. Let me see, there's nothing else. It's probably nothing else. Yeah. Here's nothing else. Probably nothing else. Yeah. Uh, here's another one. Let me send this.

Oh, man. Okay. All right. All right. Oh, all right. This is cool. Whoa. I see fucking wires on the back. Cut wires. Something looks like it's framed and it has wires.

This is from Tanner. Oh, Tanner. Tanner, I don't know if it's that Tanner. Oh yeah. Could be another Tanner. Is there his, yeah. Yeah, this looks like a light up TDS board. Oh, that's cool. It's like for like a,

put it in like a bar area. Yeah, but what color? This is the most drinking in my house happens in here. What color is it? Or does it just light up? With white? Yeah. Fucking keyboard almost got it again.

Maybe I could put this down while I do this. Oh, maybe. What if it's a bomb? I mean, I could smell the lacquer on it. Yeah, me too. A crazy woman finally snapped and she's been trying to make a bomb for 20 years after my first better we realized that vanity would be your undoing and her dad finally helped her haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha Oh no! No! There's no switch! Oh no! I don't think! What's on the side? Like, what's...

There's nothing on the cable. Oh, oh yeah! Here we go, okay. Oh! Oh, oh! Oh, lights up bright! Wow, cool! Look, that is cool!

There, wow! That's bright as fuck! It actually looks a lot better in person than it does on the... Yeah, well, it's funny, it almost like spray paint on the... It's like a lot better in person than it does on the. Yeah, well, it's funny. It almost like spray paint on the, it's like blinding when you look at it. Yeah, in person, it's, it's really cool. Where should I put this? Maybe over here. Maybe over here. Where are you got, you know, some figure out today. You got a project today. Oh, cool. I got to go see my nephew's soccer game. Are you

going to do that? Yeah. Cool. Thanks, Tanner. Yeah, that's cool. Very cool. It's very cool. Thanks, guys. All right. Thank you, everybody.

See you.