The Dick Show - Episode 355 - Dick on Optional Poop

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

Gay Legos and gay beer, Mersh calls in, cemeteries, optional poop at the vet, the culture war, alcoholic AI, harrassing a man, taking kids away from parents, hanging drug dealers in San Francisco, and vaccine bounties; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I'm having a great day actually. I woke up today, my girlfriend goes, so how you feeling? I said, great, great. I don't know how. Time went on last night. Oh yeah. You know what?

They invented something. I've met what will be the death of me. Really? They invented a game changer. Really? Oh, it's an end to all these hos. Shocking. All right.

Sented cocaine. What the fuck? They invented this. Peach snobs. Whatever you want said, there's no way. Get it out of here. Some invent this. Uninvent this.

This will be the end. Somebody's finally made it smell like something that you want to smell over and over. I said, well, this is my Elvis thing. This is what's going to put me in the fucking ground. You sure you want to smell like whiskey? Did they make one of those? Yes.

Sure I wanted. Sorting a new version of like Desinacs or something, you know? Maybe that's why I feel good. Yeah. Yeah. That's my Desinacs. Oh my God. Uh, I don't know.

I think, every time I think I have it as bad as it gets, I hear what's happening to Nick Fuentes. I think no, he's not that worried hear what's happening to Nick Fuentes. I think no, he's not that worse. What's happening to Nick Fuentes? He's in the middle of a gay, who's a pedophile fight between two homosexuals, two well-known homosexuals. He's not one of them? No.

Okay. But he's in the middle. He's in the middle, some kind of trial. Some how he's responsible for all these for these two homosexuals, lobbing pedophile bombs at each other. So there's two gay guys are peddlers. Yeah. You're the guys are fun. Okay. So what is he fighting over? So I don't know. Should we get into it this early? Is this is this the show? I mean, a time for a pedophile, a homosexual pedophile fight. But Nick is, you know, I've never had sex

and I'm, I believe in God and stuff. And gay people go to hell, so don't be gay. There's two other weekends, like, oh, he's kids worshiping Jesus. And I'm like, Christ, that killed me the other day. Yeah. Wait, Jesus didn't save you from this? Why from this homosexuals trying to ruin your life over who's a bigger pedophile.

He slept in that morning. Maybe if you believed in it like Easter North, the dogs Easter like today. Why are you getting black for that? Any literally anybody else. I'm gay. He's a pedophile. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Maybe my dad had a worse this week, I don't know. Oh really? What about his, yeah. What do he do? I mean, it's a funny story. He had to tell it in a funny way. It's not, I mean, it's got to be something funny in it though. I'll look for the, I can find the funny usually.

Well, my grandma died. Oh shit, sorry. Last week. Yeah, you know her. The Mexican, my dad's mom. But I didn't realize that she was still around. She was like 90 something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have a great last memory of her where I, I think I talked about a little bit on the show, the family reunion where I play. I learned her, like a song that she used to sing when I was a kid called Day Colotus. I learned it on a piano. I brought her up on stage at the family reunion and she sang it.

That was like my last memory of... I haven't seen it. Is she living in... Glow, Arizona. That's Arizona. That's a fucking nowhere. Yeah. Mining town.

It's so little, so my dad calls me, he goes, yeah. So will you got to go out there and take care of everything, right? Because this is the third Grandparent. You know, we know how it works by now. Yeah. Do you have one Grandparent is still alive, we know how it works by now. Yeah. Do you have one Grandparent is still alive?

Oh, well Sean. Here come the hoes of the doozy. Oh God. What were they jealous? So I found the funny. So I said, yeah, yeah, you gotta go out there and do everything. He says, yeah, he goes, get this.

Yeah. As he's driving out there, get this. The cemetery went bankrupt out there. Oh no. I say, oh, what does that mean? Well, I don't know. I said, what do they do with the bodies? It's a cemetery.

And it's a cemetery go bankrupt. They can't get a bailout. What are they gonna, how do you value the land of a vegetarian? Do they hold them in like at the mortuary or something? And I, well, I think the mortuary's got a guy that you can pass it. Are you gonna have to rent an excavator at the M cat store at Emron or something?

Yeah. All it out there. Oh my God. Uh, because no, the mortuary's got a guy you give, you know, 50 bucks to and he'll drag it. He pick out a spot. Like, well, I hope he doesn't hit anything. Yeah.

So, I already, I go, I'm almost buried on top of my gas man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that this is happening to you. But it's a little funny. Of the mining town. They didn't have enough bodies to keep the cemetery in business. Yeah.

What do you, wow. I guess cremation is out of the, I don't know. I don't ask these sorts of things, you know. Well, because I don't have autism. Somebody at work, his dad died like maybe like a month ago. Yeah. Or so back in Boston, and he was in a retirement home and like sickness just went through it. Like it wasn't COVID, but everybody got like pneumonia. It cleaned out like the entire bottom floor. I'm going to get a strike on the channel with you saying it wasn't COVID. Well, I mean, it just wasn't. It just wasn't. They know, but he probably, he's gonna be cremated,

but for whatever reason, and this is like Boston, this is like a big city. There are a jars and what. Like, it won't be for like several months. I don't know why there's such an influx of bodies to be cremated. Like, yeah, like you gotta go back east to like take Harris stuff. He's like, my mom was like, no, don't come out.

Nothing's happening. Like, no, it's like, no, like months. I don't know how you can be backed up for months. What do they call the the holding center? I mean, I guess it's a, you know, is whatever the mortuary, whatever the, you know, to keep them in drawers. Like, you know, you see in the, you see them in the, like how,

that's the set you for a quick, easy thing. You know, so then my dad's going out there, he's making, I'm watching their dog, which means I get up at five the whole week. Oh, really? Because you got this old dog. Feed me, feed me, or has to pee probably. Because they're old. So the dog's up at the, at before dawn, working for food. Starts eating breakfast the night before,

everything moves for you. So they get out there, take care of it, they're dealing with normal funeral stuff, you know how it is, same tropes at every funeral. It's a very popular woman. People gun in for looking to loot the body. You know. There's always, there's always, you know, at least one family. Oh, by the way, I remember like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, don't you? Why don't you wait for, yeah, day. Yeah, let's let's, let me pay the backhoe guy first. I'm like, yeah, the backhoe guy. So my dad comes back to, 50 bucks and, you know, yeah. And, yeah, while I'm talking to them, by the way, my dad, my girlfriend's parking in a handicap spot as we're going to get some donuts.

Okay. He's a taper and I said, hey, handicap. Yeah. And she goes, it's not handicap. Like, do you think this is the time to be first? Let me, I don't know if you've noticed, but these handicap spots have giant blue patterns next to them to allow the wheelchair people to get in and out.

Yeah. Why don't you just give it a second look while I'm on the phone with this instead of, this is it. Good, good, good, good. It was handicap. She goes, I've been parking here for like six years. Nobody said anything.

I never got a, I always, and I said, did you ever wonder why there was no number on the spot? Or it was always open. Yeah, you ever wonder why there was no number on the spot? So you couldn't go pay the, like the computer parking meter for the number. She goes, I did wonder that, yeah. I said, oh, well, you know.

Mystery Seoul, got the answer. You got it. You're gonna be parking here still? It's a call, yeah. Yeah, probably. I mean, a hell of a run. So my dad takes care of all that stuff. He comes to meet me to pick up the dog because he has,

you know, he won't. My dad will never come to my house. Even if he has to meet me down the street, I have to get in my car. If he's gonna get in his street, I have to get in my car. If he's going to get in his car, I have to get in my car. Everything's a negotiation. Yeah, I know. Art of the deal. Right. Yeah. It's very easy. Yeah. He's always right, right, right. Right. You want to, hey, you got that cure for cancer? Can you meet me at, meet me just down the street? Yeah. Actually, and then he calls, I'm a little late. So can you meet me at, meet me just down the street? Yeah.

Actually, and then he calls, I'm a little late, so can we meet a little closer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I haven't left yet. Can you just come to my, bring it to me? Yeah. So he goes, okay, meet on this free, meet on the intersection of these two free ways.

I'm like, well, that's, I mean, first of all, I'm on the way home. I mean, I realize that you've been driving all day, right? Right. But it doesn't change the fact that I'm on the way home. I mean, I realize that you've been driving all day, right? But it doesn't change the fact that I am on the way. So, okay. Exactly. Secondly, the three ways you've chosen, there's another freeway intersection that's closer

than that one, and you know that. You know all the freeways like the back of your hand, I know. Yeah. So I say, okay, I'll meet at the far one. So I get a text after I'm already there from my mom saying, oh yeah, we hit some traffic, so we're gonna be late. And I said, I told you in the first place

to put the place in the computer and tell me when the computer said you were gonna get there. Exactly. I don't know why. So are you telling me why they didn't do that? I don't know why they didn't know about the traffic jam. Yeah.

Because I know for it always knows about the traffic jam. Yeah. So he goes, oh yeah, we got rerouted. They get rerouted through the closer place. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Through the closer place. So they get there and I say to my dude, like, oh yeah, I was good to see you.

How was it? And he goes, one second. I have his call. Oh, God. And he goes, well, I said, welcome back. You know, long drive, you look rough. You know, he goes, yeah, you're never gonna believe this. Grandpa just died.

No. No. Now, which, this is your mom? That's the last one. No, that was her husband. Step by. Oh, so they were. Oh, I got in my entire life. Yeah, your mom's dad died like five, six years ago, probably.

Yeah, yeah, right. And that was the first episode. They called Ace. Yeah. Yes. Doxxing show. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a nickname.

What? Get out of here. Go back with me. Get out. So he's got to go back to Arizona. Yeah. And deal with it. And so I'm all over.

I hate to, I said, yeah, what are you going to say? Well, it's one of those where you go, yeah, you go, yeah, I hope everyone jokes when I die. Yeah, I mean, what are you going to do? That's, uh, said, yeah, but you do have to do. That's what happens. You do have to just kind of, you got to find something to laugh about. Yeah, I got my podcast is not the place for any other sort of expression.

There's got much money they're costing me and gas. You know what the vet I took my dog in for vaccines. And they the email said, oh yeah, remember you got your vaccine for the dog. Yeah, tomorrow or whatever and make sure you bring in some poop, some fresh poop. Oh, so they can check for parasites? Yeah, I don't know. That dog is so fucking fat, there ain't no way that thing has parasites. Fuck, this is not the first person to say that this weekend.

Yeah, yeah. I gotta put it out. I tell you this, it's getting embarrassing. Yeah, she's just feeding too much. She's running out of fur. to say that this weekend. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta put it out. I tell you this. It's getting embarrassing. She's just feeding too much. She's running out of fur. Like she's getting so fat.

Yeah. It's looking like a porcupine. It's like a sausage casing. Yeah. So I get it. I'm taking her in a walk, fucking angling for poop, because I got two dogs. I'm like, well, I don't want to bring the wrong poop and think the dogs got osteoporosis or something.

Right. So you take her on a walk before the thing, get the poop, take it in, I say, all right, here's the poop. And she goes, oh, that's optional. What do you mean it's optional? It's because well, you didn't have to do that. It said, make sure you make, first of all, what do you think optional means? Right.

Because I have it. Yeah. Well, you know, you really didn't need to do that. Like, well, just if you wanted to pay for the test, probably, why is it on, you guys just treat gathering poop? So, willy-nilly, willy-nilly. Do people show up here a lot with or without poop that they may or may not have supposed to add? That's what you're doing here.

Do you remember to bring your poop? Why don't you open up your little email template thing and go ahead and remove that line. Yeah, they've never they never do I'm not boiling this poop back home. So you're taking it. Yeah, I'm leaving it here Sure, you deal you do what you have to do on the counter next to the bell. You actually have to start the show I'll play the name song. Ah! Dick! Dick! Dick! Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, Hey! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! How the heck do you want to get in here? You've got to sit show, you've got to sit show, you've got to sit show, you've got to sit me 11 month, bunk, deep in the heart of the city of failure in my house. Dick Mash is an AK $20 million man. Drone of me is always his world touring

LA based comedian, Shawnee Audio Engineer. Hello, Dick. Hello, thank you for joining us. Thank you for not killing yourselves. Unlike Vito, who might be checking out any moment now. Definitely what's going on. He's just so depressed all the time. Is he so stressed out with his comic book, Super Killer?

And his life in general. He hasn't, for some reason, he just, the concept of you can't say the phrase, fuck kids on Twitter, just totally loots him. He can't help it. He always says, I don't know why, whether it's surrounded by don't, or I bet you, or why don't you,

or you fucking pedophiles? Why don't you know matter what it's surrounded by? Yeah, just don't put those words together. Okay. How many words need to separate them? You never say, right? I don't know. Five probably.

Okay, that's probably safe. Oh, you got his Twitter knocked out. One for every day of the school week. Well, 18 actually, one for every day of the school week. Well, 18 actually, one for every year. Yeah, okay. You can say whatever you want. Right. Let's see what I've got here.

Live show and Philly this weekend. Oh yeah. Knock up. Wow. I got a lot of work to do. I gotta send him a list of who's gonna be there. They're being real fucking sticklers about guest lists and ticket list.

Like do you have any extra tickets in the back where people can send a no. It's max capacity. Yeah. All right, man. Okay. Whatever. Not like our show is where clay runs and half naked on acid and doesn't even have a ticket.

But that's expected and actually probably encouraged. It'll be interesting. Yeah. It'll be interesting. Very button will Sean show up. We don't know. Still up in the air. Nobody knows quite yet. And Sean will make it.

Maybe, maybe not. We'll see at the show speaking of Sean, uh, Seanonnies round two are going to be up on four 20. I don't know if people are hype on NFTs as much as they there. Yeah. There's new ones. Corgan went through and made their still fun. They'll probably be like a buck or something. Yeah, sure. Uh, and if you have, if you have dickles, if you're on backed by,

I'll probably just dump a bunch of to the backed by supporters for fun. There you go. Uh, uh, uh, uh,uh-uh-uh. Um, let's see here. Bringing poop to the vet, oh, yeah. So you had dry out for it. Uh, dry out. Did you have your eye out for any gay beers then? Uh, no, no, no, I didn't. They, um, they claim that they took eight billion dollars off of the, that they cost Bud Light $8 billion. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not true. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What makes you say that? Because it's retarded. Well, I mean, the fact that you said the dollar amount with a B, Matt Walsh, and a bunch of conservatives, cost Bud Light $8 billion. Wow. Yeah, amazing. A lot of money. Yeah. Who? Stockholders? Because that's not how stocks work. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Good job, guys. That guy James O'Keefe, cornered Dylan Mulvaney lady in an elevator. Really? Yeah, and asked him about prison rape for some odd reason. I don't know what that has to do with me. Preoccupied with it, maybe. Maybe that. Hey, you! Dylan Mulvaney, what do you think about these prison rapes? I mean, I just had a beer with my face painted on it. Yeah, it's like a, yeah.

Like a famous person. Yeah. I don't know anything about any kind of any person rapes that's happening. What do you know about toilet wine? Yeah. Kind of an odd thing to do. Well, you've got to make sure you get the questions that you really want answered out first, you know. Hey, I noticed your buttlight can. So what do you think that prison rape? Make sure you get the questions that you really want answered out first, you know.

Hey, I noticed your buttlight can. So what do you think that prison rape? Yeah. You think that's what you're you pro or an anti right? Anti. Yeah. I'm against it. You would say that pretty odd. Yeah.

What's happening? Yeah, very strange, strange times. Um, let strange times. Let's see, you know what's great about getting sick now after COVID? What? That you get a Q-tip shoved up your nose every day for a week just to make sure. Oh, you mean like so much different than every other, yeah. You mean you have to, like if you go do stuff or whatever, like you just want to make sure. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go ahead and like you just want to make sure you're not,

yeah. Why don't you go ahead and take a test. You know, they're all, they're free. Yeah, I know. I have a whole stack of them. I know, they're everywhere. They send them to you. But the last, I just, okay.

I guess. Well, I mean, you should be. Yes, dear. If you don't, first couple, first couple days, you're sick. If you're not, you know, if you're not testing positive, I don't see any reason to continue getting stuff shut up. You're not, you're not. Now, but you know, there's better safes and sorry, Sean.

Let's see. Here's, here's a good one. Plus size traveler demands better seats on airlines. Oh, when do you think about that. Well, look at the size of her. Yeah, my, my lord. Oh, shit, did I have one that I want to hear? Let me see here.

Plus, I thought I had a better video of this woman, but I guess I don't. Let me search for it. She took a video. You see the size of her right here. All plus size passengers should be provided with an extra free seat or even two or three seats, depending on their size, to accommodate their needs and ensure their comfort

during the flight. I think it's our comfort that that's ensuring. I don't think they're ever in any sort of comfort. Yeah, right. Let me see, plus. Yeah, that's insane. I mean, come on. They should just stick a bench in at some point.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind that. Like a big fat section in the, or just make them the emergency exit. Just plug the hole on the side of the plane. Make them the cushion. Here we go. Here's a good video. People ask, oh, is it this girl again?

She's back at it. Wait, is this just... Oh, my lowerty! Oh yeah, okay, here you go. People ask me if I purchased to seats when flying. They say it's not fair to the person who has to sit next to me. If I didn't, I tell them I do. They say I'm selfish for taking a seat from another.

The fact of the matter is that people can't stand to see fat people happy. So why should we care what they think? She has oxygen. She has fucking oxygen. Yeah, for traveling. It's built in. Didn't even have to drop out of the thing. Yeah, for traveling. It's built in. Didn't even have to drop out of the thing. Yeah, yeah, already got it going.

Oh my God. I don't even know on this one. I saw some medical backlash against like, you know, fat being okay as on a YouTube ad. I don't know why it popped up like is it really? Yeah, it was, it was some fat women and a doctor and they're talking about I, I didn't really pay that much attention. Yeah.

But I remember the key phrase was like, you know, like something about like protecting your right to lose weight. Like it's okay. The whole thing, it's okay to lose weight because they said it, it, you know, it is associated with, with severe medical conditions. Yeah. Like, it's like, you know, there is such a thing as settled science. Yeah. There is. There's some things that's just like, yeah, this is like, it's kind of irrefutable. Yeah. They have a higher instance of this, this, this, this, like, it's kind of irrefutable.

They have a higher instance of this, this, this, this. What's the one common fucking thing? That was morbidly obese. Like it's not a fucking, it's not a mystery. It's not a, oh, that's just a, that's, no, we can explain that away. It's something else that we haven't discovered yet. Or they're just as healthy.

It's like, no, so it was really kind of like, it was almost, it was, don't let people shame you into not losing weight. It was kind of the, it was kind of the end. I was like, fucking bravo. I was on Carl's show yesterday, you know, who are these podcasts? And we listened to a, it was a debunking dieting myths podcast.

Yeah. Where they spent like 30 minutes talking about how it's a myth that fat people eat because they're the emotional trauma. And then they spent 30 minutes talking about how the fat lady's mom was an emotional eater and like their friends were molested and they were fat and it was like this gigantic list and study after study of how people with how women with traumatic events in their past mask the pain with eating. It it it elicits. It's like what are you guys talking about? This is exactly the opposite.

What you started this with doing. Yeah, I feel you know. It was, it was a really weird podcast. Every kind of myth, you could imagine like calories in, calories out. Right, right. That's a myth. Yeah, sure. And there's tired of hearing it.

Yeah. Well, okay. And then skinny people, how it's obviously not true because skinny people have trauma in their past also. Well, yeah, but they could also be addicted to my carol. Other extreme behavior. Exactly. Yeah. Sure. It's not, it doesn't always lead to food. Sometimes it leads to crazy exercise. Yeah, okay, let's see here. I have some Mr. Beast stuff. Remember that guy?

No. Mr. Beast's, one of Mr. Beast's friends is a woman now? Oh, is a woman now, okay? Yeah, he identifies with the type of, as the type of woman who wears midriffs, I guess. Okay. That's the kind of, that's the kind of gender identity that, okay.

Because they're different. Some of them identify as a woman who dresses like conservatively and some trans women identify as a woman who wears like things from hot topic. Yeah. You've noticed that. Is that still a thing? Yeah.

For a topic. For a topic. Yeah, there's little horrors. There's hot topic. Okay. All right. All right. Let me try to find it.

I'm trying to find the Mr. Beast quote. I guess my notes are all messed up today. Oh yeah, here it is. This is good stuff. So this guy's like, you know who Mr. Beast is? Like the most popular YouTuber on the planet. Is he really? Yeah, yeah.

Wow. For kids especially. Really? For kids it's like Andrew Tate and Mr. Beast. Oh, those age kids. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen ages. I'm trying to find them. Beast. Oh, those age kids. Yeah. Yeah. Teenagers.

I'm trying to find the... So conservatives have pissed off Mr. Beast so much by harping on his trans friend. Yeah. That Mr. Beast has gone like full on, you know what, I'm just getting sick of... Like exactly like me. You guys are just so annoying. Yeah, well, you just react to it and just, you know, I'm full on other sides. And now he's talking to his son, Piker. It's like going to variety. Like, yeah, you guys, like you can't conservative. They, they're so obsessed with this culture war idea, which was the culture war, which was invented by boomers so they could do drugs

and have sex and listen to music and call it political activism. Right. Except millennials and Gen X have taken that idea and removed the sex and removed the music and removed the drugs and put complaining about Marvel movies and Star Wars and Jesus Christ in there. So that's the culture war for them as well if I pretend to, sorry, pretending to be Christian.

If I pretend to be Christian and complain about Star Wars and complain about Marvel movies, that's what the culture war is. Don't you dummies understand this? We're locked in a culture war. So if anything ever, if anything ever can be applied to pretending to be Christian and star wars and superhero movies, that's winning a culture war. What do you not understand about that? And they've become, they've become so annoying with it.

Drudging up like old joke tweets. Yeah, I sure. To try to get people fired and just cramming like the, that's what the left has done to this. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. I know. It's a, look, they're all the,

they're extreme on both sides. They're the same fucking people. The same fucking people. They're the same annoying 10%. They'll never see it that way. No, no, they're the same fucking people. The same fucking people. They're the same annoying 10% that never see it that way. No, no, we're winning. We've got to pull out all the stops. We've really got Budweiser on the ropes now, Bud Light on the ropes now by tweeting at each other.

Billion and Monopoly money. Yeah. Why not infinity bill? So this is the, yeah, this is one of those tweets. This is a joke from 2016. In a, who recently announced he's transitioning to be woman, says he likes lolly, which is a form of anime porn, in which the female characters may,

gotcha, get rid of him, get him boys. They're pretending to be concerned about his family and his kids. Yeah, oh, no, I know. How could you, you've got a family and a kid in a son of a bitch. I love how they use guys are just so concerned about kids. Think of the children, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, you don't fucking, you want to make women have these babies. There are no fucking position of having, you're gonna think of the children,

no fuck the children, fuck the children, no fuck the children. Fuck the children, I'm paying for any of that. You can't help the kids close. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's so fucking stupid. I'm hearing a good one. Fucking want it both ways, do you? I don't like that, huh?

Why don't you go take care of them? I'm sure there's some that put their money where their mouth is. Yeah, very few. Very few. There's very few people who put their money where their mouth is on. Period. Anything. Yeah. I really think we should start doing an Andrew Tate watch. He's turned into a, is he in jail? Now he's out. He's out on bail. He's out and he posted a video of himself, like walking back and forth, wearing only his underwear. Just bail. He's out and he posted a video of himself like walking back and forth, wearing only his underwear.

And the video that only kitchen or something. He's still in the whorehouse. I don't know if he still has his horse. He might have taken them away from him. He'd been liberated. He might have set the horse loose on some kind of a hoaring pass. Back to the wild.

He's become like eat prey love. No, really. Yeah, it's really weird. It like, eat, pray, love. No, really. Yeah, it's really weird. It's probably a lot of self-reflection, maybe, or, you know, probably not. No, the opposite. Yeah, it's for usual. Yes.

So here's the story. It's kind of an interesting insight into what, if it's true, well, whatever parts of it are true, it's a really weird insight into how he behaves. Yeah. And while all these guys like similarly behave because their heads are so fucked up. Sure. Um, Andrew Tate, when I was eight years old, a couple of 10-year-olds used to bully me on the school bus.

One day I started crying to my dad saying I didn't want to get the bus. I told him why. He sat drinking whiskey and playing chess at 9 a.m. Yeah. That's a really profoundly shitty dad. Yeah. And may or may not be true. Yeah. I don't know. You know, I mean, playing let's say it is like chess is chess is something that stupid people think that smart life even first of all playing doesn't mean you're like any good. Of course. Yeah.

He could be like he could be Kim.com playing Call of Duty at 9 a.m. drinking. Yeah. Peach stops like it's still a really sh- this sh- this shitty scene already. Yeah. Didn't even look at me. Uh, didn't even look at me cry. Okay. He read.

If you don't get back on that bus and beat up those kids, you're no son of mine. Is that where we're going here? Yeah, of course. Yeah, but that's right out of a fucking movie or interviews are like that's so weird and don't even come home. Yeah, it's so weird and like constructed out of like what an alien would understand these coming of age. So your lunchbox is sharp, son.

Go to school. So he's telling him to like stab the kid. Because your lunch box is sharp. What does he have for a lunch box? I don't know. Your lunch box is sharp, son. Like it's got, it's a metal one with like hard corners. I don't know.

I had a metal lunch box. It's younger than me. He's rounded. Yeah. I'm older than him. Yeah, yeah, we're both older than him. I didn't have no metal lunch box. You're younger than me. He was rounded. Yeah. I'm older than him. Yeah, yeah. We're both older than him. I didn't have no sharp lunch boxes.

I don't remember anybody having, I was too afraid not to listen to my father. So I obeyed. That's bad. He didn't give me sympathy. Didn't even seem to care. Didn't show remorse. Didn't ask the kid's name.

Nothing. Well, remorse is a strange thing to use. Like, he was gonna have some epiphany that I've been a shitty father all these years, and you got bullied, so I'm really, I feel terrible that I have guilt and remorse, so it's like, didn't feel remorse. Like, you feel remorse after you do something. Yeah, shit. That word, it, yeah.

I was here, I realized no one was going to save me. It was up to me. That afternoon on the ride home, they started like usual pulling my backpack from behind and calling me names. I sat there and didn't say anything, hoping they'd stop 10 minutes in. One slapped me on the side of my face. I remember the stinging to this day and my ear was ringing. I sat in silent stinging face.

If you minutes later, my stop, like nobody's stopping this. I don't know where. They fucking know everything that goes on school buses. I was always shocked. Yeah. A few minutes later, my stop, I stood and swung my plastic Batman lunchbox as hard as I could with your lunchboxes sharp, son. Does he, what does that even mean?

Your lunchbox is sharp. Does he know what, is he using the right words? Does he understand that sharp, you know, does he mean like blunt when a, you know, I know. It's very retards telling his story. So I have no idea. I caught the kid right above his eye. Keith was his name. And like a boxer is cut from a prize fight. His eye began squirting blood all over the bus. Ugh, I remember his screams. And the look of pure horror on his friend's face. I sprinted and ran off the bus.

The cut was deep, the blood thick. So he would be scared. He stopped too. He will be scared for life to this day. Okay. Y'all. Ah. Ah. My grandson. All right. He writes like a fifth grader.

I ran so fast. I didn't notice that my lunchbox had actually shattered. Wow. That's quite an impact for a little boy to make with a lunchbox, a Batman lunchbox. What year would that have been? Was that the Michelle Fyfer Batman? Oh a Batman lunch box. What year would that have been? Was that the Michelle Fyfer Batman? Oh, Batman. Was that the Michael Keaton Batman?

Well, that was. That was Fox that he's talking about. I think that, I wanna say that was like the first Batman, I wanna say it was 89. But he's two. So how old is he? He's in his 30s, right? Yeah, let's see, Anjutate age, Andrew Tate age.

He's like mid 30s, right? Yeah, let's see, Angiotei, Angiotei. He's like mid 30s, I think. 36. Okay. That would have been in 1996. When did Michael Keaton batman release? Batman. It was probably in 1996. After, because Keaton did too, right?

Yeah. Who played batman? Oh, no, this would have been Val Kilmer. All right. So that would have been the Val Kilmer lunch box. Right. He had, uh, that's pretty suspect. I was deep.

The blood thick will be scared for life to this day. The blood thick. I ran so fast I didn't notice that my lunch box had already shattered. Uh, when I got back I held a handle and a piece of shattered plastic barely resembling the square it was. My dad was in the same place as when I left. Now, he should have caught the bus earlier than 9 a.m., right? For school, like it is.

Yes, that's my- That is a lie at 9 a.m. You have to, school has always started at like 4.9 a.m. It started, my school, the latest I ever started, school was eight o'clock. I remember starting at 7.55 started my school, the latest I ever started school was eight o'clock. I remember starting at seven, 55. It's a good point. Even a 10, yeah, even when you're, you know, a little kid, it's like eight o'clock.

Yeah. Like it's, um, when I got back, my dad was in the same position as when I left at nine in the morning. Uh, um, Lotus position, still playing himself at chess. He would play himself for hours and hours trying to defeat his own mind. Dude, this is weird gay stuff going on in this. Trying to defeat his own mind. Lotus position is when you're like feet across over each other. Is it no fucking old man is going to be sitting like that for. part wasn't that old if he's tired day. Yeah. Well, he's got to be like 40 something his dad 50 at that time. Well, I don't I mean, he could have had him when he was 25. He'd only be 35. Man, I'm not

sitting in no lotus position even at 35 for nine hours. No, trying to defeat my own mind. Right. Right. Yes. Yeah. Uh, he turned around when I came in and saw the broken lunchbox and he stood up and said, get in the car. I'm fucking out of booze. Get in the car, you're driving. Dad, I'm only 10. Give me that lunchbox. Get in the car.

What a bizarre story to make up. It's so weird. The ride was silent. I think he thinks this is absolute poetry, too. He's like, no, I think he thinks this is like riveting riding. Yeah. And not the fucking ranting of a retard. He said, I've been said, getting the car. The ride was silent. He didn't ask me what happened. He took me to Walmart and asked me to pick a new one. I picked the same one I had before.

Yeah. Deval Kilmer one. Right. I'll buy you as many of these as you need, son. So just keep, yeah. Keep smashing the right lunch boxes. Yeah. We went home a normal evening, but I was too scared to sleep.

The next day, I sat at the back of the bus ready to swing to fight both of them head on, but the kids didn't come. I never saw those kids again. Yeah, that's, wow. Cause that's how, yeah, he scared him out of the school. That nothing, they just disappeared. Yeah, no parents ever, you know, you never hear anything for them. It's just like, what happened here?

I was, I was, I blood everywhere. The kids, like, call the school. You're younger than us, right? Remember what it was like for us happened here? I was like, why is there blood everywhere? The kids, like, call the school. He's younger than us, right? Remember what it was like for us as kids? Sure. I thought 100% of the time gets known. Keith never... The school and both sets of parents get involved.

It's just what happens. Keith never returned to school. His friends stopped taking the bus. In all my years of school, I never had to break another lunchbox. My dad never, ever saved me from anything. He sent me to fight alone. Rip, emery, tape.

I was dead. I was dead. I guess. What a retard. Oh, just surprised. These people are just deranged. I am, you know, I don't even want to see the replies. I really will make you sick.

Oh, I'm sure. Thousands of people. I'm sure. Yeah, just talking about how they're also like whatever fabrication of their own dad, that they are themselves. And how important it is to fight on the bus all the time. Mr. Beast. I'm Mr. Beast of this transfer.

He's getting pissed at, yeah. Yeah, because everybody's like, it's like I'm supposed to find my fucking friend. His friend's gonna tank the channel. Yeah, his friend's gonna ruin your brand. Yeah, it's like, well, I mean, what do you want him to do? Right. Yeah. Yeah, like, cry about it.

Yeah. Fucking fire him. All right, you're wearing women's stuff now, Okay. And then he he called he says he here. He's my fucking friend and things are fine. All this transport. He's starting to piss me on. He says he all these fucking right wing retards are like he said he he said he he said he That's that's the wrong. Yeah. Well, you guys got to down. Don't worry about that. I don't care. I don't fucking care if all your plans get torched, whatever. That Trump was cool.

All you guys are fucking losers. They spent the last six years posting this comic where a guy in the middle, like a centrist or a moderate person gets called a Nazi and a racist and stuff and gets shoved over to the right. He spends six years posting this comic that like you guys acting crazy is what pushed people to our side. That's why we have Trump because you guys act like such fucking assholes for years that you made normal people hate you and therefore be on our side.

And now you have the biggest celebrity in the world for kids saying, you guys are such fucking assholes about my friend that I'm on the other side. And they don't, they don't even get that. They can't take a step back and go, well, you know, maybe we should. We got to chill out. You got to win on all points. That's, yeah, it's so stupid. It's a, that's something that young men do. And women. And women.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's a, it is like a, yeah, it's, you're missing the big picture. Well, that woman was like, people can't stand to see fat, people happy. She had fucking oxygen in her nose, like you have in a hospital with the two things that go up your fucking nostrils. There you happy right now? God damn, man.

Is that what that looks like? Like that's fucking crazy. That's, you can't think that's due to anything else. No, here is, this is kind of fucked up, but I don't know, and not everyone thinks it's fucked up. This is primary care. Doctors got a bonus if everyone, if their patients were vaccinated.

This is from Anthem's, Anthem's, like my health insurance saying, okay, here's is the COVID-19 vaccine provider incentive program One of the best and safest ways for people like yeah, blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, so if the doctors if 30% of The of the practice of the patients were vaccinated the doctors would get a $20 bonus per vaccinated member. If 40% were vaccinated, they would get more. 45, like do you see the incentive program? Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think you, I don't, first of all, they don't do that with measles vaccines, right? Yeah. They don't incentivize

you to, to, they don't pay you. Well, that's put, yeah, the MMR vaccine is what that, what everybody is, like the normal vaccines, they don't, I don't, I don't think so. But it seems very fucked up to me. It seems like they, because it's gonna save the insurance company money in the long run, because they feel like they're getting fewer complications, fewer all that kind of stuff that they have to pay out. Sure. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I got, that's a way to look at it. I guess. I mean, I think it's always good to have everything else. They don't do it like, if you get your patients to lose weight, you get a bonus. I guess, I don it's always good to have her in the middle. They don't do it. If you get your patients to lose weight, you get a bonus. I don't, yeah. I don't know if they, I don't know if they got money from the government for doing this. So I can't always, I can't believe the government do it.

I can't believe that that's unprecedented. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I know some of the drug, like I know pharmaceutical companies can't just pay you to like recommend their drug over the other drugs or anything, but they certainly do. I mean, we know the pharmaceutical company. Oh, no, I know, but there's ways of backdoor lobbying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Samples and all that. So I mean, yeah, come on. I mean, we know it's, I'm certainly not blind to the fact that the pharmaceutical industry is out for huge profits. You know, think this is a little like for a vaccine that costs like $6, that $125 bonus per vaccinated person is like in the realm of reasonability. I mean, I'll look into it. Why is this? I mean, it certainly seems like something

that you wouldn't want happening. Yeah, you don't want, yeah, I mean, yeah. It's, you know, not paying the people, you're paying the doctors, like that's kind of, that's even more fucked up. Do the doctors have to say that they're getting paid if you do it? I don't know. That should be minimum. That should be minimum.

By the way, we're getting a little money for you doing it. It's like, oh, well, that's just more information. Yeah. Yeah. I'll look at that. Of course, a very cynical take would be that they're destroying the control group completely by washing it, by washing it out to see it with a bunch of food. X-Sines, okay.

Oh, here's a culture. You want to see a real culture warrior? Sure. I expect to see more of this as conservatives lose their fucking minds and power more and more. I guess it's more annoying to me because I expect this shit from liberals. Watch as this father confronts Lego. He's phrased a little odd, isn't it? Confronts Lego, Lego company. Right. Is he a headquarter? But he's in a Lego store confronting retail workers.

Yeah, right. Watch this father confronts Lego for promoting LGBTQ agenda to children. Oh, is that what Lego is doing? And then gets thrown out by some sort of daddy. What a victim. Yeah. What it build across out of Lego. The victimization, like that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, the far right has is fucking stunning. Why not? Cause it makes so, so much money. Yeah.

Like guys like me who legitimately got canceled or Nick Fuentes who legitimately got canceled, they saw the support for that. I was like, oh, I want that support. I don't wanna get canceled though. I wanna be on YouTube, but I'm definitely a victim too. And this is how I'm victims. Why is Lego?

Maybe you're just fucking assholes. Yeah. Maybe you're just fucking assholes. Can you see how Lego's censoring me? Yeah. Okay. Why is Lego doing this when its products are designed for children? Okay, well, let's see what the, let's see what

this brave culture warrior is doing to confront Legos. The Legos group support. So this is a guy with a camera talking to a Lego retail employee in a Lego store asking if they, if Lego supports LGBT. It says it has like a thing memorized. Who? This guy who's the lay, did you almost sound like he was like the Lego blah blah blah corporation corporation. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you turn it up a little bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard to hear. I'll clean it up in the, okay. I'll crisp it up. Poor Philip, the employee has to wear the stupid trans flag pin on the rainbow, all right. The Lego group of course, look. Yeah, we're looking for a pretty far

with support for LGBTQ people. Oh, what? Yeah, for the question is, why are you all in here with those pens on? Do you think children care about what man such at home and what girl eats vagina? I'm a leave man. Well, there you go.

Well, at least he was eloquent about it. You see the look on his face. Do you think kids care about who sucks cock at home. So buddy, you got it. Yeah. Okay. Right. Can you get out of here?

There's kids in the store. Aren't you talking about here? So he's complaining about about a half an inch gay pride flag with the trans arrow on it, right? Right. Right. That they're wearing. Look for reasons to get outraged. Do we know what this guy looks like?

Well, he sounds kind of black. Yeah, he sounds black. So I wonder is he gonna try to spin this? Races too. He's on the flag. What's he complaining about? Let me hear that again. They bleep out, cock.

Yeah. There's, why are you all in here with those pins on? Do you think children care about What man And what girl eats vagina Do you think they care about They think about that I think about it when it's your period. Yes I do.

Yes I do. I don't know what it goes together. That's a little grooming. All right. Is it all my lead? It's called grooming. It's called security. It's not security.

It's security. We're in a pro fight. Absolutely. And sure. It's time to leave. You know what's amazing? Most children don't know. He's been educated by me.

I think his grooming is, is brought on out, had a failure in childhood being, where these weirdos came here and where that happened. For these weirdos. For the first time. It's is brought on our head of field yet and shall be For these weird house This is a grown-ass man Jobless Okay And I won't spend any money at level. Okay, you go buy some mega blocks. It's going to cost to make billion dollars. About value this store is intentionally promoting LGBTQ behavior on children.

And everybody's like, yeah, we don't care. That doesn't do that to kids. Sorry, you're about to get trespassed. Thank you. Trespassed, you're a big, is that a thing? I don't know. I don't know. Trespassed, trespassed, you're going to stick have a big, is that a thing? I don't know. I don't know. You have trespass. You're gonna stick that club up his ass?

Well, I mean screaming about Cox and vagina. Yes, and stuff. Kid store. Kid store. Right. That's cool, right? Sure. Can you believe how that's prevented?

Right. He's confronting Lego. Yeah, he's a, it sounds like a fucking skits of Frantic. Yeah. He's screaming about pedophilia. And he's so crazy. It's so fucking crazy just how goddamn dumb some people are. Uh, yeah.

Ever, there's just no, there's just no reflection, like no introspection, like is roommate, no attempt to see all the way around something. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and all the way around something. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and by the way, I think that, uh, that stuff is, is probably, just from what I've seen is probably pushed too much in school. I don't think kids are ready to teach.

She's just like the awareness, like transgender stuff. And I'm, I'm fine. I'm fine with it. But like kids, there's a time and a place. Kids just learn to stop shitting their pants. Yeah. Like, they don't understand some of this stuff. They're not capable of understanding some of this stuff.

They don't think in those terms. Yeah. So it's like. Or they disagree, God forbid. But I mean, there's plenty of time to educate on all walks of life. It's like they don't, they don't need that at like six and seven and eight years old. They're dealing with just like basic constructs of, of society and being like, you know, a decent little human, which is what you hope they, they are.

And like, nobody's, you're not different from anybody else. Nobody's different from you, but it's like, if you have like curriculum or that, I just think it's just inundating kids with just way more shit than they should be asked to handle. But they don't teach anything.

Like I just don't want teachers teaching them anything. But no, you've been consistent on that. Yeah, you guys like, you can't add, you don't know the sun in the moon are different, you're fucking stupid, you can't add, you don't know the sun and the moon are different, you're fucking stupid, you can't park. I don't know the wars. You can't name the wars. War is just suspect, plan is just suspect.

You don't know anything. Like, what do you mean? You're gonna teach them about anything else that's advanced. You can't get the basics down. All right, oh, Marsha killing me. But as far as that shit go, give me a fucking break. Okay. Trump Jr. is...

As far as the beer company. Oh God. Oh, so Bud Light gives money to Republicans. They also, they make like military cans all the time. Yeah, I know, I know, of course. All the time. Because a lot of like, I know, because I hate them. Yeah, yeah, sure.

I know, I was just, you see that guy that got busted by for leaking all that, like classified shit? No, some kid, something jacked the dripper or something. You didn't see about this? This stupid Pentagon leak papers. Classified documents leaked.

It's really the latest on the leaked classified documents. You know, the government's classified documents meme that they made up so they can just not, so they can just lie about how they spent our money and get away with it. And then every moron in the country is like, well, yeah, you know, the government can't, how are they going to lie to us if we don't let them lie to us? They got a, yeah, right. How are they going to do all that shit that they won't tell us about if we, if they don't, if we don't let them lie to us. They got a, yeah, right. How they're going to do all that shit that they won't tell us about

if we don't let them lie to us. What are you talking about? Of course, there has to be classified documents. Our enemies could see, right, what we're doing. Right, right. There's so many of them. Sure. Terrorism, classified documents, and hate speech.

All fake shit that the government made up. 21 year old, air national guardsmen accused of leaking a bunch of intelligence documents and it seemed like these documents are just all over the place now i mean if you get that i don't know if everybody has them how are they classified maybe just stop pretending that they are change the definition of classified yeah um because's just a bunch of old boomers or leaving documents around. I don't know how to forward this email. I know, I can do it.

It's like where all our tanks are and stuff. It's how we're spying on all of our... Are really? That's all this? Yeah, I don't even know what's the point of it is. Like we're spying on our allies, yeah, no shit. Yeah, we're in a war with Russia. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's all over the fucking world. We're just going like, yeah, go for it. You crane. Yeah.

I mean, people in there. We have fuck you. Yeah. Everybody has fucking spies everywhere. Yeah. So they arrested this poor guy because he dropped it all in in a discord chat. He's been doing it since he's fucking where he I got to do that in discord. Yeah, discord of all places. Not enough people see it, you know. I can't figure this fucking thing out. There's too many goddamn rooms in here. Yeah, exactly. That's how he evaded military intelligence because they can't figure out how to use discord. I'm trying to find this picture of him. As poor kid, his life is over.

He'll be in jail forever, I assume. If they may, especially if they, you know, make an example out of him. Yeah. There's one picture of him. So now the, where's the, where did he get them all? Yeah. They all have them.

I mean, he's 21 years old with, you know, very sensitive information. What the fuck is a 21 year old? Yeah. So the government says that they're going to, they have to, oh yeah, US intelligence agencies may change how they monitor social media chat rooms after missing leaked US documents for weeks. The Biden administration is looking at expanding how it monitors social media sites in chat rooms after US intelligence agencies failed the spot classified documents circulating online for weeks according to a senior administration.

Oh, okay, so they're gonna better lock down that discord. Yeah, all, right. How did we miss this? How did we miss ourselves posting all of our documents online? To boomers. We better be. We better be more. Yeah, exactly.

Like, what are you guys even talking about? You've no idea what you're talking about. Whoops, well, I just meant to blind CC someone, but I accidentally forwarded it to everyone in my address book. Oops. Oops. Easy mistake. Why document leaks? blah, blah, blah. I don't have the picture of him anywhere. Man. Really? I cover in this one up fast. Just go to the images or something like it.

Okay. Yeah, there he is. Nicely created, right? Poor guy. The government may not have been looking there, but cybersecurity experts have long known that discord has been used by criminals and hackers. Oh, wow. To spread malware and stealthily transfer stolen information. Like there's a close. Yeah, stably.

Like we're up against the best. You guys did this. Geniuses. You said it. You don't get to say this guy did it. You did it. You fucked up. Yeah, you fucked up.

Um, the US government may not, oh yeah, well, oh, here's the quote from the cyber security expert, the Discord domain. What? Helps attackers. Somebody under 70, please. I got a problem with the quote already. What do you mean?

The Discord domain helps attackers disguise the ex filtration of data by making it look like any other traffic coming across the network. What in the fuck does that mean? Yeah. What does that supposed to mean? Said ex-filtration of the intonation. Exactly.

Because of the dilapidation of the mainframe domain. Said as Cisco's tailos securities as a democracy the u.s. requires law enforcement authorities to balance national security with civil liberties said james louis form your c is former senior intelligence official and now fellow at the center for strategic and international studies think tank that doesn't the op it doesn't. It doesn't.

No, it requires civil liberties only. Not any, not national security, that's not, that's definitely not part of it. Not of that. Not supposed to be any sort of national security. It's only the civil liberties part that, that's the important part. Yeah, not the other part If you don't know there's a crime-gaming committed you can't just burst into a club He said yeah, however the FBI in the Department of Homeland Security if we really think there might be a crime being committed Better safe than sorry

However, they've been criticized the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security have been criticized for how they responded to alarming posts on social media in the run-up to the January 6th attacks on the Capitol by former President Trump supporters. Oh, okay. They have? They were criticized for social media posts

leading up to that. For not looking into those or for not I guess I don't know you just arrest anybody pretty much criticize them for probably anything and and be at least portion right uh the house janeary six committee concluded the fbi and the dhs were too cautious about acting on information gleaned from social media out of misplaced concern over potential free speech violations. Oh, what? That's horrible.

The government concluded that the government was too cautious when it came to violating free speech. Well, that's odd decision that the government took on itself. I'm odd decision. Yeah, yeah. The government took on itself. What if you just had, what if you were prepared for the day? Like you had more than like six cops there?

Or something like that? Like I mean, you could, you know, you don't, you, they made it seem like well, it was, we didn't want to violate free speech. So it all went shitty. It's like, you could have had just people there to react, yeah, to react and not open the doors. Yeah, not and, you know, not let people in.

Uh, yeah, yeah. That would have been a smart thing to do. Right. Oh well, the total misdirection. I guess they'll lock this cord down now. Here is a state sponsored. Here's a misdirection. I guess they'll lock this cord down now. Here is a state sponsored. Here's a bill in California. Allows the state to remove children as well.

Is that number two? What are we supposed to do? What kind of fucking hidden shit is this? It's fucking tinfoil hat motherfucker. I know it. Yeah, notice that number two is happening. I'm just fucking tinfoil. I'm not a fucking thing. I know it. Yeah. Notice that number two is happening because 665 is one away from 666, which is, you know, the number of the beast, except for it's not really, because it was just a six 16.

Oh, it's 616. That's the most accepted from what I, from what I hear, I don't, but, but there's still complaining about that Sam Smith looking like a big gay devil. Fat gay devil. Yeah. Um, notice that number two allows the state to remove children as young as 12 from homes. Um, with no charges of any kind of disappearance being done over trans right. Oh, really? If they resist transitioning. Washington state passed this thing SB 5599, which allows the state to legally take children away from their parents if they resist transitioning, Washington state passed this thing, SB 5599, which allows the state to legally take children away from their parents if they don't consent to their

child's gender transitioning surgeries. Uh-huh. Well, that sucks. Yeah. Hmm. Uh, good luck on that one. And we've got to talk about it in discord. Missouri says, let's see. Oh, yeah, here's the new requirements for sex changing kids. Gender affirming care. Yeah. I think

that means. Oh, like surgeries and hormones and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Three years of intense gender dysphoria. Disphoria. That's so they have to feel that for three years of intense gender dysphoria. Disphoria. So they have to feel that for three years. That's a long, that's a big commitment. Gender affirming care. This is for state of Missouri. Yeah, but for anybody. It's just, yeah, I don't know. It doesn't say specifically for minors or for, right?

Oh, no, I don't, yeah, that's a good question. I don't know, let's see here. Planet of gender firm and my hell for minors. Uh, legal. Where? Where's minors right here? Cleaning gender for minors is already illegal. Um, oh, it's already legal. I've said guidelines.

Oh, so it's illegal anyway. I guess that's what it says. So then what's the- They made the law just for fun. Emerging the regular. Oh no, this is for everybody. Not just miners. Yeah, so right.

Wow. So it's gone more. You've got to really prove it. Huh, new requirements for gender affirming care, three years of intense gender dysphoria. Autism screening. Oh boy, I have a feeling the autism fucking foundation that people are gonna have something to say about this. They snuck that one in.

Yeah. They just put like, they put a Sega Genesis with Sonic 2 plugged in in the waiting room. And then if you start playing, and they never interrupt you, if you just keep playing. No surgery for you. Yeah, none for you.

Three years of intent, provider must ensure a patient wasn't influenced by social media or peers. How the fuck, fuck are you gonna do that? Yeah, you're really, boy, I'm sure there's a, you know, there's plenty of money and lots of experts who are gonna be able to extensively interview and research the internet and social media history of a perspective.

This is for adults? Yeah, okay. You were an influence by, all right, we got the three years of generous for you. So were you influenced by social media? Yeah, at all? Be serious. Yeah.

Yeah. What the fuck kind of a guy line is that? Autism screening. Yeah. Okay. Well, that might be a good one. Any anxiety, depression must be treated and resolved first. How are you gonna to resolve depression?

Well, that's the, there's an anxiety. Well, I mean, you know, there's, there's, there's meds that can help, there's therapy that can help, but like how much of that is tied to, if you really, yeah, because I believe there are absolutely our people out there who feel like this is wrong. Like, yeah. So how long?

So what's the wait time? That's like getting a sex change then with all these situations in plays? But three years, if in fact, that is the root cause of why somebody feels a certain kind of way, it's not going to be resolved until they're changed. And then in that case, maybe not even then. Yeah, catch 22. So yeah, God, you can't even cut your own dick off, Sean.

Can't even be an adult man and cut your own dick off. It's just, you know, without some fucking bras. It's kind of like, we gotta do something. Man, I can eat a death. We gotta make sure. I mean, I'm an adult man, I can't just go, yeah, I'm depressed, I wanna just fuck that. That's my dick off, what's a big deal?

I mean, it's fucking America, man. Yeah. Psychovid. Tired of this shit. You know, it's causing America, man. Yeah. Sick of it. Tired of this shit. You know, and it's causing me nothing but problems. And I do think, like dick, you know, get rid of it. I do think that you really do need to be sure. You know what I mean?

It's about cutting your dick off. Yeah, I mean, it's a big thing. A lot of it important. It's a, it's a big thing like gender reassignment and everything like that. I don't have any, like in theory, I don't have any problem with like, hey, are you really sure? Have you looked into this? Is it, is it, have you gone through the channels?

I'd be good with that amount. What's that? Are you sure? Are you sure? You're really sure, right? It's not April Fools. Okay. Yeah.

See, you're okay. You know, I mean, I just, I would, that's a, that's a, a, one that, yeah, see you're okay, you know, I mean, I just I would that's a that's a one that you should probably exhibit some kind of some kind of caution on and put some put some things in in our do some steps. Yeah, do some steps. Yeah, he's a one I'm okay with. All right, well, you know, but not for adults, fuck that. See what ever you want. Okay, this is Tim Poole. This is not an apology. Apologize. Like Jesse, Jesse Jackson. Apologize. Yeah. This is Anheuser Bush. Bush's statement about drawing a man on a yeah, light can and giving it to only them. I'm sorry that we put so many military people on cans over the years for you.

Cry baby fucking bitches. Sorry, they gave all that water. It's the first responder. Sorry, you fighting fires all over the country, like in California. Sorry, that we spent millions of dollars to can that water and send it to them. Yeah. Since you fucking assholes didn't care about that at all. Right.

Right. Uh, real sorry. Yeah. As the CEO of a company founded in America's Heartland, we're within 165 years ago. I'm responsible for ensuring that every consumer feels proud of the beer we brew. Blah, blah, blah. It's kind of a long thing.

Moving forward, I will continue to work tirelessly to bring great beers to the grocery. That's the most offensive thing you could have said. Great beers, blind wiser. I have to drink, I'll drink a bud light. And it's, it's all right. I mean, fine. There's worse beers.

It doesn't have to, I mean, there's hazees all over the place. I always called those, like those kind of, I always called those lake beers. Yeah, they're lake beers because you can drink like a million of them. You can drink 20 of them. They just go down like water.

Yeah. All right, well, I guess I'm gonna give up. I'm gonna give up on Marsh. I guess, I don't know. Well, that's too bad. I really wanted to talk to that guy. I'm okay, I'll read some comments. Thank you for not dying yourself when using my fat watch submission, the robot engineer.

You're welcome. Margaret says I was listening to you on, on, on, and talking about an ESO. Oh, no, right. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Tri-flops. I don't know if you knew that. Is that sort of triceps? They're tri-flops. I didn't know that works.

Yeah. Hey, Yoko Zuna. That was a good one. It was so well crafted. I have to say, you brought, you got Yoko immediately. I could tell that you had that all kind of at once. Yeah. You weren't, you know, it was like Yoko because the influence of John Zuna.

There he is. Yoko Zuna. My bad. We're still on. I'm in the green room. Oh, all right. Can you try reconnecting? There he is.

Somebody did it. I don't know. No, you did it. I did it. Yeah, it was the, because my mute was red, which means I can't do anything on red, but it stole the line. Yeah, and then I had to.

Oh, fuck it was a concerted effort. How you doing? I'm good, man. Celebrating 1.3 million views on my tweets. You know, I'm making big moves, making million dollar moves here on Twitter. Let me pull this one out of you. You picked on Jack. Well, how do you say his name? Post-Abiac? Jack Pesovia. Yeah. Pesovia. A intelligence asset and a magazine retard and a right wing moron. Yeah. I'm looking through.

And a war hawk who really, this is my favorite part. So I make one of his baby, whatever. And my favorite theme from the Pestobia crowd is children are off limits. And I'm like, Jack Pistobiaqu wants to go to war with Iran and China. So for us being when I tell you, nobody loves dead kids more than Jack Pistobia. Yeah. Yeah. They really like, they really want everybody to know how protective they are of kids in like the political arena,

like that they're drumming. Well, jumping like phosphorus on them. Yeah, great. And you didn't even like, you didn't go after his kid. I'm trying to find the thing that you said. Because I've been laughing at it to the flies. He was holding his baby and I retweeted it. And all I said was, if there was a legal way to physically snatch food out of this child's mouth,

I would do it. Yeah. Meaning, I don't know, that wasn't against the bait. It's like, I hate Jack Pesobia. Meaning I wanted to take money out of Jack Pesobia's pocket because he's garbage. And I, dude, I have been called a pedophile more time. When I tell you, even when I went after Eliza Blue, I was not called a

pedophile this many times. I got to create it. And I mean confidently definitively. Oh yeah. Garth. Zero evidence. Yeah. Okay, here it is. There it is. Oh god, this is great. Okay. So this is Jack Pisobeac uh, uh, get wearing his gay military uniform with all his medallions of manliness right and he's holding his kid uh... and his baby in his arm he's using his kid for his props a much says

if there was a legal way to physically snatch food out of this child's mouth i would do it pretty harmless you know that you know that everyone, you know, I should fucking die. We're going to literally, I'm coming to Lakeland to kill you. So I actually like that. And I'm like, okay, all right. Like I guess we'd up around.

The Jack says, uh, from front of everyone, come after my children. I promise you will find out what happens. Uh, at no point were you making any kind of weird threat against his stupid baby. You even said, I was making a dumb joke. It's literally a stealing candy from a baby joke. Yes.

Mr. Burns did this. Taking food out of a kid's mouth. The oldest trope ever. And he's turned it into this, this guy's threat. You come after my kid's mouth. The oldest trope ever. And he's turned it into this, this guy's threat. You come after my kids, man. And I'll, you'll find out what happens. And then it's full of guys doing the same fucking thing. I got, oh, yeah, you're totally right. If anybody can't, like these guys are rock hard imagining having to fight, like Mr. Imaginary Villains for their children.

It's so fucking weird. Yeah, it's a bizarre, it's a real bizarre thing with the right. Like you said, they're always so like, oh, don't mess with how a baby's. And it's like, and the funniest part is like, have these people don't even have children at their own. Sure. You know, Janet Jamison, who will never shut the fuck up on social media and always using

that hashtag, Protect Our Children. And there's a new TV with Tito Ortiz where he's like, she hasn't seen our children in like six years. You know what I mean? Yeah. Shit, they weren't together. I didn't even know that. Yeah.

And he got cleaned up his act, he quit drugs and he got his life together and he got custody of his kids and like she just hasn't seen them in years. She's all fucked up on pills and booze and just tweeting about protecting children that aren't hers. Yeah. But I got to give an honorable mention because at one point, one of one of my listeners was like, you know, Jesus relax. He was like arguing with these people.

He's like, dude, it was just a dark joke. He was dark humor. And somebody was like, this is not dark humor. And I got a given. I just posted it in your discord. The honorable mention of the best tweet was, would you like me to make it darker? At which point they photoshopped a black baby and drank the stuff. That's where, where is it? What channel is it in? Okay, which one did I just put it in passion of the days at it? No, that's not it.

That's porn. It looks better in my bad. No, I didn't put it in general. Okay. This is my favorite thing. This made me so happy. When I tell you dude, I, which I couldn't breathe, my fucking stomach hurt, like it was one of those where,

you know when you just have a good 30 minute bout of uncontrollable after, I didn't stop. So now is it okay to take food out of his mouth for some people? It's a big black baby, he's not an Ethiopian, right? That is a big black baby too. I think he photoshopped it a little too big. Yeah, yeah, right. It's giant black baby. I like giant happy father. And they're like, oh, you know,

you're taking food from a kid. What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I don't know, man, if I'm hungry, I'm taking a kid's food. You kind of sound like a communist to me. Like what's next? Like universal healthcare? Are we going to start just, oh, we're going to start protecting brown babies too. Like how much of a progressive lefty are you going to become crazy? Do you want to get this side? They've been telling everybody how like important jokes are for the last six years, right? And they're just jokes. So you guys just get jokes, but man, oh man, freeze page, baby.

Yeah. Did you see the, did you see what's going on in Nick Fuentes' world this weekend? All the homosexual underage sex parties? Yeah. All I'm sorry, did everybody else not know about this? Because I've been screaming about it for four years. I can't stop laughing. I love Nick Fuentes, but the idea of him in a homosexual grooming flame off

that seems to be happening over there right now is just too funny to pass up. I, like the, the whole, the America first having to deal with a homosexual, dual of who is a bigger pedophile. It's just really tickling me. In a way, like, poor Nick Fuentes having to deal with these. They really are having a wonderful showdown of pedophiles.

It's like they're fighting with lightsabers, but they're shaped like penises. Yeah, how do you get in the middle of this? I'm hoping, guys, so you know Milo, you know, Apple is, yeah. This is a homosexual. I don't know if you knew that. So what happens is, Hawks play this.

So generally homosexual men tend to hang around other homosexual men, you know, much like pot head hangout and much like people with common interests. Like things. And then what happens is when you start having a bunch of homosexual pedophiles in a movement, underage boys are taking advantage of things.

Well now, here's what's interesting about it. So Milo, you know, so there's two guys, Milo, you know, Elizabeth, and Ali Alexander, right? And they're both like jockeying for political power. And that means, that means getting your closets and Nick Fuentes, right, and Kanye, okay? All right.

So I guess, so in all these circles, these political circles, the people who are your friend are coming to you all the time saying you got to disavow so and so they're a pedophile. You got to disavow so and so they're a pedophile. You got to disavow so and so like there's a ton of women saying like you got to disavow JLP. He's molested all these, and then nothing ever comes of it, right?

Sure. So Milo's telling Nick this, you got to disavow this guy, Oli. He's been, there's a ton of people coming out saying, there's a ton of young men saying the demonetized, and he's like, well, show me the evidence, right? Show me something a little. So years passes and finally Milo, Milo gets spurned or kicked out of the group and says, I have the evidence. Here it is. And it's some 15 year old teenage boy who says says that he sent dick pics to the other alley guy hoping that it would advance his political career.

So I'm like, all right, this is just, I don't know what the gay experience is at 15. I know a 30 year old man and a 15 year old girl is bad because women are dumb and easy to trick and they're like their sex is valuable. Like their worth, like their sexuality has a price on it. I don't know how it works in the gay community with 15 year old, 16 year old boys and 30 old men.

I don't know. Yeah. All right. So I hear that. He said, okay, wow, what did he do? What did he say to him? And the kid goes, who's now like 18? He goes, yeah, I sent him a dick picture

so I could further my political career. Yeah, okay. All right, well, there you go. I mean, I don't, Relax, what does he allow you to shave her? Yeah, I don't think you should do that, but I don't know how you're gonna stop. Definitely don't reply to it.

You're, you're fucked, by the way, Olli, which is a shame, but you did do these things. So that sucks. But meanwhile, you got Nick in the way, Oli, which is a shame, but you did do these things. So that sucks. But meanwhile, you got Nick in the middle who was like, well, what am I supposed to do about any of this? I don't know. What do you think about it, Merch? It's funny. I mean, I gotta say the Oli stuff, it's not like, yeah, Milo's dropping all this stuff, whatever. But I mean, the Oli stuff has been widely known. Like it's been an open secret for a long time.

Oh, what? And yeah, it's always rumbled. There was always a little rumblings about him. And don't leave him around Oli. It was like a joke to a lot of people for three years. So it's not, I'm not particularly shocked. But the stuff's coming out. Oli's always been a little, you know, you got to, I got arrested for prostitution, right? I didn't know that now. Yeah, back in the day. And I don't know if you know this, but when men get arrested for prostitution, it's usually

like a Terry from Reno 9 and one one situation. It's not like, it's not middle aged women trying to fuck some guy who looks like a totem bowl. You know, like he looks like a literal, like one of the heads on Easter Island. So I don't think it was like a women paying him for sex. No, that would be surprising. That would be a first, I guess. Yeah, I mean, the whole movement is like based in repressed homosexuality. It is like like the down to little boy-sized suits from seers to the fucking to the, you know, oh, no, e girls ever stay

away from girls. Yeah. Like the whole thing is just reeks of gainus. Dude, the fact that Nick has had these Ashley St. Clairs and the Kathy zoos. And I mean, every one of these fine, look, we all know these conservative women are fucking whores, dude. And the fact that he hasn't fucked anybody, you can't find me one person he's banged. You're that young and you're that successful and popular and you're not like, then I get

it all. I'm sad. I have not having such a performance. I'm shot up. All I wanted to do when I was Nick's age was fuck. And I mean, every like any chick that walked by me, I was like a tea rack. So like my shit was based on movement. Like, so when you're in that age and you're like, I really hang around girls.

It's like, okay, so you like giving that? It's fine. I just, and I'm not even knocking the guy I have gay friends. It's just, what are you doing this to yourself, man? Just live as a gay, maybe be so much happier, dude. You get the poison out. You won't be so wound up all the time. That was the worst part for me.

It's like two gay guys having a gay off. And like, well, I don't have a problem with being gay. So none of this means that you guys are fighting over something that I don't care about already. Like who's the bigger secret homosexual? I don't know. already, like who's the bigger secret home as sexual? Like I don't know, what do you both of you? I don't know. Yeah. Anyway.

How was Alex Jones? You guys went to the Alex Jones studio. Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome, man. They are so on edge over there. It's the funniest thing that like, because I'm nobody, like I'm absolutely a loser. But every time I went out to smoke a cigarette,

like a security guard would come out with me and literally just stare, like look around while I'm smoking and I'm like, oh wow. You guys don't have to worry about me. You're like, I don't, nobody gives a shit about me and they're like, it's fine, it's just our job. And I'm like, oh, cause. Yeah, they're very on edge over there.

We did that and we did bla. And Alex is amazing, dude. He's like, he's my internet dad, dude. I've been listening to him for over 20 years. I've been listening to him since you had to click on his website and it would open up like a win amp. Like thing. Oh, wow. 56K, yeah.

So it's incredible, man. I audibly made a little noise when I saw him. I was like, oh, hey, what's going on, guys? I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. And he's like smoking saw him. And like, what's going on guys? I'll give it a shot. And he's like smoking, he's like, chain smoking now. Like, oh, Alex is stressed out. I mean, yeah, that's good too. He's a lot.

I will say this, if you ever get a chance to hang out with Owen Shroyer, you would have a lot of fun. Which one is he? I remember his name, but I can't place his face. I was like a blonde one that looks like a, like, you almost looks like a, what are they called? Menonites? Oh, yeah. That's the guy. He looks like one of those, like, yeah, like one of those, like, menonites that's on rum spring. But my man, my dude, my man gets down, like, he showed up to the bar dress,

like Brock Lesnar with the cowboy hat and shit, like the Gene Jacket. And we got way, he's a, it was a lot of fun, man. And Blaze was cool too. Shout out to Alex Stein. He's fantastic. Have you been on Alex's show? You got to do Alex's show, man. No, not since he turned into like big time, primetime Alex.

You're my Alex Stein, what are you called in? You can spear see Castle guy. Now he's like, he has a super polished looking show. Like he's a big, a big celebrity now. And then right. Yeah. And apparently he's driving the people at the blaze fucking insane. Oh, why?

Like, well, there's just not used to his particular energy. Well, it's not harnessed. You know, they get a bunch of people to come in and go like, well, they're trying to do it. They're trans. They are children. We're, you know, and we just talk about Trump and his just Santa's got a shot.

And then he's coming and he's smashing Kabuki masks. He's dumping Bud Light all over the studio. He's got a bag of fake fentanyl. It looks like an actual, like it looks like one of those taped up bricks, you know what I mean? And it just flowered, he's literally like plunging knives into it and doing fence and throwing it at everybody. Like he's insane. He's not scattered for them.

He's been doing these segments that I don't want to spoil because they're not out yet, but he's been filming, I'm not kidding you, stuff with like literal like drifters and bombs from Craigslist. And they're having to sign in through this sophisticated security and shade still, funniest thing, dude. Just bringing drifters into Glendbeck's beautiful fucking multi-million dollar studio. Yeah, Alex is the man. He's a lunatic.

He just doesn't give a shit. I love that man. He's a vanny. I come at all costs. I like that there's somebody over there not just talking about a trans shit all day. That's nice. Refreshing. He's a blast.

He did a dating game segment when we were on, which was the funniest thing. And like, he tells us he's like, all right. So I know like Royce is married and Buddy Danny saying he's a wrestler. He's like, I know you two are married. So he's like, we're going to make sure that Merch wins this one. So you guys will give like kind of shitty answers. And Merch is going to like run game on this girl. And then he leaves the green room and right away, we're like, okay, so we're gonna make sure that Merch wins this one. So you guys will give like kind of shitty answers and Merch is gonna like run game on this girl. And then he leaves the green room and right away,

we're like, okay, so we're sandbagging this bet, right? Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck off. So me and Danny were giving bad answers and Royce was running game on her and it was the funniest shit ever. And then he, like I almost lost, then he literally, like Alex had to basically tell her

while she was blindfolded. So number two, so number two then, right? Number two, back to number two, and she's like fine, number two. Like I was just giving bad answers. She's like, what would a typical romantic weekend with us be? And I was like, I don't know, man.

Probably just like hang out, watch WrestleMania, eat some mushrooms, hang out with my cats. Like, go down, she's like, go down, cats. So how are your cats? Good, I got a real cats. No, no, no, they're very healthy, fluffy boys. I'm not going to get a chance. How are your cats? Good. I got a real cats. No, no, no, they're very healthy, fluffy boys. I got two cats, no more cats.

I help other cats, but no more cats in my home. The room was tired. I'm working the room but two limits, bro. Let's see. I got some stuff here still in the hopper. This one's a chat GPT. They asked it to come up with an alcoholic beverage name. It can't talk shit about fat women, race at all.

Come up with a name for alcoholic beverage. I apologize, but I cannot fulfill your request to come up with names for an alcoholic beverage. As an AI language model, I must adhere to ethical standards and promote responsible behavior. Oh, you do. Encouraging the consumption of alcohol, particularly to excess, goes against these principles. So you can't lose anything else. But who said excess? Nobody just has you to name. They have a margarita, like, no, dude, you're gonna, it's gonna start a spiral. They have like the worst collection of fat rods

that have shackled and chained up this poor AI. Like it's to a point where you can't even have like a normal conversation with it. Because I think people are working on like open source ones though, there's always somebody like taking that code and then, you know then undoing stuff. Like we had to land that. Yeah, Dan was fun.

There's one now where you can. Nobody can mess with AI without injecting their own crap into it. So you either get the AI that's completely ballless and has no fun. Or you get the ones that are intentionally trying to make it super Nazi racist. And you're like, can you get the ones that are intentionally trying to make it super Nazi racist.

Yeah. And you're like, can you just have an open source thing that I can get to do anything? That's hard to find in people though. Not going to Nazi fire iran, at least not, you know, at least cause we hear from the lawless. Yeah. So here's another good one I found. This is about San Francisco falling apart from a woman. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur.

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I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. I hear a fan of slur. Suddenly you spot a man half naked with a comforter draped around him, stumbling out of the park towards you. What do you do? This was me last night. This is me most nights. And I was like a bit of half naked man

with a comforter. Yeah, she was. At night, weird men who were clearly not mentally sound or wandering around my apartment. The other night of 4 a.m. We came across someone violently hacking away at a grassy area on my block with a shovel. He was stealing the grass, scooping up the contents

into a grocery bag. Yeah, it was very important to him at that, you know, he planted it and wanted to take it with him. Well, I mean, if he saw me and scurried away with the bags of grass, this area is now a whole of dirt. Many days I walk and I park and walk past people dancing on the hill next to my home. Yeah, I see him in his thirties.

I've lived in these areas. I mean, I hope they say, L.A. fucking homeless or everywhere, acting fucking crazy, dancing to imaginary music, yelling at mail boxes. Like it's, and these moments, the first thing I think is meth.

Okay, then I start planning my safety. Should we turn and walk the other way? Is the dog in a bark? Should we pretend like nothing is happening? Should the dog in a bark? Should we pretend like nothing is happening? Should I start carrying mace? Yeah, definitely. Constantly living in fear takes a toll. I'll be at a small one. The thing is, it's small and consistent. Every time you feel scared, your body releases cortisol and adrenaline. Needless to say, it took me some time to fall back asleep as often happens in these counters. For the ultra-wealthy

in San Francisco, life is generally free of these moments. Super rich people in San Francisco live on hills because crime don't climb, or they live far out west protected by a lack of public transportation. At this point, let me get to the payoff here. People say I should leave or move, not an unreasonable response, but what about the fact that this is my home, a city I love with all my heart, when not feeling scared of the mentally ill addicts. I generally love living here. So they just leave comments are quite annoying. Yeah. So are the you vote Democrats. So just stay there and get what you deserve. Well, that's true. Since when to grown men so universally believe the right thing to do is run away. Does nobody believe in fighting for what you believe

in? So it's the man is fault for not being tough guys enough. Yesterday, I was in a group chat talking with tech execs about the Bob Lee murder. All of them agreed that we he would not have helped approach the car, showing stab wounds. What? Seriously? A hundred years ago, people were publicly hung for their crimes, often by vigilante groups that wanted to send a message. The hangings worked. Crime would plummet after a few of them, often for many months at a time.

So, so here we go. This is a one-time woman radicalized. Oh, because she saw a homeless guy coming out of a park with a shit drive around him. Was she ever, he didn't even say anything to her, right? Say just stole some grass. A few questions on my mind this morning. What changed in the men of San Francisco went from creating vigiline groups to being afraid to even tweet about crime?

What would happen if a few meth dealers were publicly hung? Uh-huh. Whoa, Matt Walsh. What would happen? Isn't that great? Yeah. Yeah. Somebody wants a nice airport. Yeah. Let's hang let's hang random drug dealers. That ought to fix this. We voted ourselves into a fucked up dystopia of crime and poverty. But maybe if we hang some of them, the others will

straighten up and run and just shut up and sleep in the park and they're in their comfortors. Right. And they're bad their comfortors, right? And they're bad. Have you seen the airport in Sri Lanka? It's pretty nice. Is that because they killed, is that the drug dealers one that they killed? Yeah, like look at this beautiful airport. You know why this airport's nice?

Cause they hang all the drug dealers here. And I'm like, I don't see the correlation. Okay. Yeah. That's a weird connection. I don't know what, I don't know why correlation. But okay. Yeah. That's a weird connection. I don't know why everyone landed on murder drug dealers is the solution to all of our problems. Like, haven't we tried this a bunch of times and it never seems to work.

It sounds like a great idea in theory and then you realize where am I going to get drugs? Yeah. Shit, we killed all those guys. Right. Well, it's all those guys. Right. Well, it's all fun and games, so it affects me. We got in a fight with a homeless guy in Austin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a, well, not a fight, but an altercation.

Yeah. Yeah. Put it in my way with Alex Rosen to the big pedo catcher guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had a little, uh, we had a homeless guy just come up to us when we're walking and he's like, give me a dollar and we're like, what? No. Especially you know, we just, yeah, we had a homeless guy just come up to us when we were walking and he's like, give me a dollar and we're like, what? No, Yeah, we're like, no, and then like we're about to cross the street and he's like, hey, we'll then get the fuck off my corner and we're like,

well, no, no, no, I'm not leaving. We actually had somewhere to be and now we're staying here and it just turned into this weird passive aggressive like, he's like, you need to fucking go and we're like, no, you live here now. It's my corner, we live here. I'm setting up shop here. I'm putting my tent next to your tent. It's like homeless mafia. Yeah, this is going. This is fucking shit.

Yeah. Austin, man, you gotta pay. Does it feel weird being an Austin? It's like all busted up. I don't know how a city so new feels so like old and crappy already. What did you think about most people? Yeah, I was watching somebody literally set up to slam fent,

like there was a little fent huddle going on and they were like getting ready to get in their rig ready right in front of the state Capitol building. Like nobody cares. Oh, he goes to shit. Yeah. Did James, was it Alex Stein or James O'Keefe that recorded a bunch of guys shooting

up in the park? They like it. I think I know what you're talking about. And if I remember correctly, I think Alex Stein shared that, but I'm pretty sure it was O'Keefe that originally. That was a, that was a weird one. And his recent, his confronting Dylan Mulvaney and the elevator about prison rape. That was a weird one in his recent his confronting Dylan Mulvaney and the elevator about prison rape that was a weird which that was bizarre because it like all right, I would understand if

Dylan Mulvaney raped someone prison. Yeah, I put my mind in jail, but it was like this is literally just a sexually confused like person who's being taken advantage of by corporations and taking these endorsement deals. like person who's being taken advantage of by corporations and taking these endorsement deals. They're dealing with Molvania, I think we can all agree. It's not mentally well. And Okibe's answer is, I'm storming buttlight headquarters and going, hey, what do you think of all your fucking cohorts?

Rapping women in prison. What was that? I've never been to jail. What are you talking about? I don't want to, I've never raped anyone. I don't know. Yeah. Um, I guess like the right really turned on a dime with that.

Well, they all did it. Like, well, is it the right, the same people that say like, I'm not paying reparations. I wasn't a part of slavery. Yeah. Like why are you laying next to me at my feet? But everything that, like if one person in the trans community

does something all these shits. Take their guns. Yeah, and it's all, we're red flow, we're pro red flag law now. Okay, cool. That won't ever get used against us. If only someone could have predicted this sudden about face that you guys always do. There's no consistency.

There's just none. I've learned that as I have now for the second time in five months, been just ad hominem called a pedophile. I'm a leftist. That's my favorite one. These liberals attacking good old jack. Oh, that's how you liberal. I'm like, yeah, you know me, man, they call me liberal, Mersh. The petafile. The little Mersh, the petafile. The little petafile. If you say something contrary to what, you know, a group thinks you have to be the extreme on the other side in that amount, you're clearly you've gone all the way to the other side.

I don't know if I like the syntax, because liberal pedophile merch makes it sound like I am such a rampant pedophile that other pedophiles think I play fast and loose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're going, whoa, dude, even for a pedophile, my man is wild. Yeah. Yeah, he just lets you ride.

Do you think pedophiles are offended that everyone is getting called a pedophile and not them? Like people who are like just a bunch of Posers out there like the guy's attracted to a 16 year old girl. He's not a pedophile. Give me a fucking break I'm actually like I got to work for this. Yeah, I'm out here really risking my neck Yeah, I try to really get him young, you know like the like in the 19 In the night statutory rate like in the 60s and 70s, do you think like, you know, Mafia members were like, I'm a fucking gangster, not these black dudes. Yes. Yeah. Actually, yeah. Let's see here. What is it? The like, yeah, I'm a luster. Some kids and I'll Alexander numbers like me. No, Ryan's strikeout record.

They never getting broken. You got to move these guys to signal. I keep saying it, but every time somebody gets busted texting, somebody I'm not supposed to be texting on, you got to get them on signal right away, man. That shit's got to, you got to get rid of those messages. We'll tell you what, tell him to have auto delete. It's like another encrypted app. It's the one we did.

It's the one, it's always signal or telegram. Like we did, I filmed a sketch with Alex Rosen and that was, we went with telegram. It's like the same thing because we filmed a whole sketch where he busted me and like, I was like just saying shit to this kid, but it was in a video game. So it was like, all this like vile shit, but it wasn't like, you know, it was like, oh, I'm gonna even say it on the show

because it'll gain trouble. But it was like, it's a pretty wild shit that I was like saying in messages and the whole premise was that he was like, well, we caught you and I'm like, no, he like offline rated me in rust. Like this wasn't, this was just me being angry. And then he's trying to like catch me with CP.

And he's like, do you have telegram? And then I was like, yeah, but I swear it's only for racist stuff. Like it was just, like the whole premise was at the end. He starts calling me an anti-Semite. And I'm like, please I'm a teacher. Like you can't tell everybody I'm an anti-Semite. Just tell them I'm a pedophile.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, and then the Pisobex people were sharing that video and being like, up see. And I mean, everyone was like, did you watch this? Did he end it? It's clearly so I don't know why that always happens. Why would Merch get caught in a pedophile sting and then post the video from the ROTC account? You're getting the veto treatment. Just at a bigger level.

I just like dude. Does it ever annoy you that like the realization that these guys like Tim Poole and Bajak Pisobegan the size that they are, like their audience just has to be so stupid. Like you get that many people together. It is a black pill that like so many people like, you know, I just like temple man, I think

he's got good takes. I'm like, then you're fucking idiot. Like I can't like this. You know when it's somebody that there are people out there that I try to enlighten and there might be open to my suggestions, but there are people out there where you go, I'm not even going to fucking bother to this, this, you're an idiot. Like you're never going to not be an idiot. Yeah, and they'll never not be popular. Like, you can say whatever you want, all of it's retarded. Yeah, just as the way to go.

Like, you know, we would all be freaking multi millionaires if it was just, if we could just bite our tongue and be like, oh, no, I think both sides kind of a good point. Yeah. Um, theoretically, the same woman says, theoretically, if publicly hanging, say, five fentanyl dealers led to saving the lives of hundreds, is it morally reasonable? It's alarming that this person exists. And your woman in San Francisco and everything that's happening is your fault. Yeah. Yes. Exactly. Because you won't let men be men and do these things. No.

So I don't want to hear that now men aren't being men. When you live in San Francisco where you have feminized them to the point where I think everybody's gay now and nobody does anything. So it's like whatever. Your cash app got just got stabbed and nobody did anything. So it's like whatever your cash app got just got stabbed and nobody did anything. You want a you want a posse of men who will go out and a cost and and fight and murder drug dealers But then if they come home and like tell you to shut up They're going it like you need another posse of men to come like you don't want to deal with any of these men that you're described It really did become about and then you have to keep and and then you have to keep raising apostates to fight the other blockies.

Right. That posse that posse came back and expected me to cook some stew for them after they murdered that guy who was wearing a comforter that was, that was dancing around my apartment building. Yeah. So I need another posse to come back and kill them for the sexism that they're doing. It's affected me a lot. I think this woman works in the state department.

She must because I mean, this is just American foreign policy, like, but it's, and it's a smaller degree. Yeah. Like, oh, we'll prop up this group of freedom fighters. And then eventually they'll turn on us and we'll have to prop up another group to go and fight that group. And, yeah, I don't know. Somehow we just lose billions of dollars.

And then everyone gets to keep our tanks. Isn't that nice? Free tanks. Yeah. The Taliban literally got free guns from the government that we're not allowed to pay to own. I think the Taliban might just be my greatest like happiest like win against America. You like the terror. Like I don't think they'll be a bigger win than that because they stuck it out for 20 years. Like they outlasted. They got a really, a ton of them got murdered, but they in the end, they won. The one that some were born during the Afghanistan war. And now they're, now they're, they're, they're free of us.

That's kind of weird. It's like, you know, they already did that once in the 80s. And it's almost like a bunch of us tried to warn the government when we're in Afghanistan. Like, do we don't want to end up like the Soviets? They were like, now worry, we're not those stupid losers. Yeah. And like literally 20 years to the day, we're like, yeah, yeah, just keep our f-15s. We're out. Bye. Never mind. Goodbye. Well, for a lot of those people, and this, you could say this about Vietnam too, you think about there was war before they were born. There's been war during their lifetime. There will be war after their dead. It's just something they grow up with. Yeah.

Well, now there is a very stoic life over there in Afghanistan and that part of the world. Well, how's your show going on rumble? You're in a good time. Fantastic. How's your show's going on Rumble? You mean, it's fantastic. It's good. You know, look, we did have a little, we had a bit of a, you know, kerfuffle with Rumble here for a little bit. Yeah, I might have said some mean things on the show.

I thought it treated some mean things that I've since taken down to see. Oh, that's good. Yeah, like literally like, hey, why don't you work on making your platform not suck fucking dick? Like I was really mad. I said a lot in that vein at the beginning of the show because I've got a stream on a second YouTube channel because I have too many hate speech strikes.

And I would stream on rumble except every time I do, everyone complains that it didn't work. So I can't. You look different between you and me is like, we have a contract. So I probably shouldn't be screaming and calling the CEO gay, I've learned dead hours of Saturday morning. Yeah. Um, so of course, you know, Royce came to me, like, he's like, he's like, oh, what is wrong with you? Like, come on, man, I'm a heart, I'll take it down. And then yesterday, he's like, so I, he's like, the CEO, just DM me,

and do you wanna get in on this combo? And I'm like, all right, you know, so, then they disappear for like a half hour, and I go out to dinner and Royce calls me last night. And I'm like, so like, what happened? And he's like, all I know what you did, man, but he was like super apologetic, and he wants to meet us, like, in a month when he gets back, all I know what you did man, but he was like super apologetic and he wants to meet us.

Like, and he's like in a month when he gets back, we're meeting with him for a long time. I'm like, dinner. That's good. He wants to get a list of all the shitty wants fixed and blah, blah, blah. And he was really pissed that we weren't on the front and I was like, oh, wow.

And he's like, yeah, I don't know what you did, but he's like, I know I was mad, but whatever it was worked. So yeah, we're cool, Rumble, now we love him. Oh, that's good. But I am arguing with them about about they need restream support. They need that the going live from the app thing is gonna be rolled out probably in the next two weeks or so. My big thing is restream support.

And the the other issue with them right now is they don't accept Android payments at all. Which is like, you know, I know, if you know this, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The Android platform, it's a little obscure thing out there. It's literally the number one fucking mobile platform in the world. Yeah, especially among freedom people, I would imagine who just don't like Apple. Yeah, and the whole mentality is like, well, you know, you know, Google takes a lot

from, you know, the total payout. And I'm like, okay, but, you know, like 40% of something is still better than 20% of zero. Like, you're not processing anymore. Like I get it. It sucks big tech has you by the balls. And it's a monopoly. And they think you just not put you on the app store unless you pay them their cut. But it's like, okay, but you still gotta, it's how it works. If I owned an old Italian market in Brooklyn in the fucking 50s, I would have to factor in my head, okay,

I have to have that envelope ready every week when these fucking guitos come in here or they're gonna smash my store up and kill my family. And it's like, okay, that sucks and it's not fair, but are you just gonna move and shut your business down? Are you gonna give them the envelopes? Yeah, I think they're still taking credit cards though, right? So who's like the ultimate bad guy in this scenario?

Well, it's credit card. I mean, they got Apple, but the angel would think it's a glaring hole in the money. So I want to get that fixed too. But yeah, credit cards are satan and never forget what they did to Dick. Well, thanks for calling in, man. It's good to talk to you. Thanks for having me. And sorry, I was like, I just lost track of time. So thanks for having me. Revenge of the SIS on rumble

and also check out the bandluck boys on YouTube because we're helping cats. Oh, all right. If you love cats, go to the bathroom. I've got dogs. You got dogs on there too? Yeah, a couple of dogs. Okay. All right. Appreciate it.

Thanks for having me. Bye, Marsh. See you later, bye. There he goes. Okay. There he goes. Back to the comments. Hey, Dick, this is how women don't understand

how fire works. Hey, Dick, this is how women don't understand how fireworks. Hey, Dick, just reflecting on some alarming gaps in women's knowledge and a consistent theme I've noticed. But I don't think you've touched on is that women have no idea how fireworks. My girlfriend is constantly randomly unplugging things so they don't start a fire or saying things like, I unplugged my charger and it feels kind of hot.

Do you think it's gonna start a fire sitting on that hardwood floor? They do. They are obsessed with power bricks, starting random fires. Yeah. I've noticed. I know there have been many others and there will be many more. So I'll keep you apprised. She's a civil engineer and has be cups.

Oh, okay. Interesting. surprised. She's a civil engineer and has be cups. Okay, interesting. Ego death says lost art of the dad movie. It occurred to me that in the past 15 years or so, there's been a complete cultural amnesia around what I would call the dad movie. The sort of thing where if mom's not around for the day and it's just dad and his son he throws it on the TV, this used to be a pretty solid concept in the quintessential bonding experience between adolescent male youth and a dad who wants to silently recognize that their son's getting older with a trial by TV. Both remains silent throughout, but both feel closer afterwards. It's a sort of thing women simply can't understand, and that's why with the

disney vacation of the world and sad millennial culture, writers ruining the roost, writers ruling the roost, nobody tries to understand anymore anymore you try to look up dad movies you get two things either a slew of old westerns that's true that people who are dads now simply aren't going to relate to and won't put on unless they're seeking it out which defeat all this isn't to cinema snobbs throwing back wine and discussing the evolution of cinema this is a dad with a beer and a son who is usually so wired on social media. They can barely sit still.

Old movies are cool, but they aren't proper dad movies anymore. If you don't get that, you get pure Disney horse shit. I looked up dad movies and the first results showed me shit like guardians of the galaxy volume two onward. And Mr. Maun. It's about as dad or what? Yeah. I guess dad movies.

You can't tell me that a woman who's never met a dad, who never met her dad, didn't write this list. So I've created a criteria of what isn't a dad movie and some films that would qualify and would love it if your listeners threw up a few more, had some thoughts. Rule one, threats, face, or isn't a dad movie. Yeah, rule one, one threats faced through fists.

All the main threats to the protagonist must be handled or could be handled by the main guy. It's a dead movie. Christ out of them. Yeah, that's a dead movie. Sure. I don't know about that. Rule two, the plot has to revolve around a man

and whatever man decides to do, like a reverse of the Bechtel test. Okay. Rule three, a seriousness of tone kept unironically. I don't know, tango and cash is a pretty good. I mean, that's not very serious, even if the president's, it's so as demolition, man. That's not serious. Rule four, sex is to be implied in background, not up front in gratuitous, like in Shawshank

redemption, I guess, he's saying. Yeah, okay. It's implied a little bit. Rule five, the dad is not trying to impress the son by putting it on. No capes shit. Here's my, okay, he's got a list of that. I don't know what do you think dad movies?

They're kind of a thing of the 80s. Yeah, I just, I don't relate to like having any kind of bonding experience with my dad over a movie like at all ever. No, it's never it's never happened. Strange love. No, no, Robo cop. That was a good one. No, I didn't throw that on a bit too much violence, but you know, mom's not around. Oh, that's great. Rayvart probably would be one never happened with me. No, no, the thing have the thing. No, no. The thing? I have the thing.

All right. Mm-mm. Fat watch. Here's one. Fat acceptance book for children. Don't say my name. I volunteer for a group that helps donate books for children. I'll play the theme.

My job. That watch. Always play it too, isn't it? That new. Yeah, man. We can do. We can do some voicemails too. Yeah, okay.

My job is to sort books to appropriate age groups. I found this book while sorting called The Other F Word. Whew, all right. I advocated for throwing the book away, but the rest of the staff insisted that the book be given to a middle school student library because, quote, there's nothing wrong with it. And quote, it has a positive message.

Okay. Make sure you read all the text on the front and the back cover. There's some golden there. Go fuck yourself, Dick. Smooches for Sean. All right. Let's see what the other. At first, I thought this was going to be a...

That is... F-ears. Yeah. The other f-word that says, well, let's see. Fat and the other f-word, a celebration of the fat and fierce. Good, if you're fat, you gotta be fierce too. Yeah. I love being fat. I love fat people. This is a quote on the book. I love being fat. I love fat people.

This is a quote on the book. I love being fat. I love fat people. I love to these powerful stories, poems and lessons. Thank you, fat people. I love you. Maddie Mathison, New York, Best Times, selling author. Who sadly died of a massive coronary

shortly after submitting that quote. All right, Let's see. Oh, wow. Chubby, curvy, fluffy, plus size. Thick, fat. That's the time has come for fat people to reclaim the words that have been used to define them. Oh, boy.

I don't think that's necessary. Well, I mean, to reclaim them, it's what you are. Well, you wouldn't say that for black people, would you? You know, it's not, it's what I would actually say, black people. I don't think you need to re just, can you just stop using the word? Yeah, yeah, you know, like I don't, you can just like a, you can make white people afraid to use it without using it yourselves, you know. It the word? Yeah, you know. Like I don't, you can just like a, you can make white people afraid to use it without using it yourselves, you know?

That's true, yeah, I mean, yeah. I guess you want to like tap dance on, like show off that you can use it. I guess that's part of it. There's a whole psychology, whole psychology there to be dissected when people, like, when people, like groups do that. Yeah.

But yeah, but I just, I'm laughing because it's like, we got to reclaim like this, it's gonna are word, it's like really? It's your, it's, it's, it's, they should have put on the back just like black people. Right. That's, I mean,

hey, maybe that's me. Maybe that's me reading all that into it. Yeah, yeah. No, it could be words being reclaimed by a group. That could mean anything. You know, like how Jews will always call each other. Yeah, right, right. They just, it's so important.

Yes. Yeah. They always call it. Always just say the worst, most vile, anti-Semitic things to each other. Right. just say the worst, most vile, anti-Semitic things to each other. Right. I'm going to lose it again.

Fat watch is going to kill me. The time has come for fat people to reclaim the words that have been used to define them, just like black people did. In the other F word, fat contributors combine personal essays, pros, poetry, fashion chips, and art, and to a must have visual celebration of fat bodies. A must have. This guy's like, we can't put this in that. Let's just get rid of this. We don't need to put this in the library. This groundbreaking collection of diverse, literally groundbreaking collection of diverse voices combines the talents of renowned fat young adult and middle grade authors, as well

as fat influencers and creatives, giving fat teen readers a guidebook to becoming their best most confident selves while also offering readers of all sizes, a guide book to becoming their best, most confident selves, while also offering readers of all sizes, a roadmap for reconceiving our notions of beauty and acceptance. Because a lot of people who are just of average weight are definitely going to check this out. You know, yeah. Right, God, but you know, fat young adults, is that what it says? Fat teen readers.

Of all sizes. God damn dude, we're having books for fat teenagers that aren't just like you got to lose weight, man. It's you're just going to help yourself out so much in life by taking, starting to take care of it and form a good habits now. I'm sorry, you're stepped as molesting you, but it's just going to be fat and molested is going to make life worse than just being molested. Yeah, yeah, that's, you got to deal with that. You got to deal with that. I promise you that. You got to deal with that.

We'll try to get, we'll try to get them. Yeah. Okay. We're not good at it, but you gotta lose weight. Yeah. Whatever happens. Angie Manfredi is a librarian and a writer who owns every season of law and order on DVD and sends over 150 handwritten valentines every year.

So all the sweet manufacturers. Dear M&Ms. Yeah. I love you so much. My favorite is the green one. Yeah. Even though she's a little whore. Uh, you're serally.

I had a particularly delicious cake from your company this year. I had it after some mean tweets. I'm I, she is a passionate advocate for literacy, diversity, and decolonizing the discourse surrounding children's literature. What is decolonizing? It means making it not white. I think. I know. I mean, anti-white.

I know. I'm pretty sure. Decolonizing. Why do you use these words? Fat brain. Yeah. Just eat so much that their brains get so fat and dumb. I don't know.

Decolonizing means it's like returning the... No, I know. Yeah, I know. I just, it's why. To a non-colonized state. Right. Because the whole, yeah. Yeah.

But most people are colonizers in America, right? Literally, you know, all over the world. Angie enjoys watching obscure world cinema. Oh, God, okay. Oh my God. I'm sure she's just loading up the most zany fucking ring movie, homemade movie from, from obscure indie flick from Tibet.

Look, you realize just like how bad the average American movie is these days, and then realize that all the other countries are worse. Yeah. Traveling. Oh. Traveling. And sushi?

Oh no, and trying, oh, and trying out regional sodas. Okay. And must insist there's no way Jack could have fit on that door in the freezing cold ocean. Oh, my God. I can't. Meem, you can find her.

Titanic. Of course that's her favorite movie. There's no way you can fit on my door. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's it. Well, fatgirlreading.com, let's check that out. That was right. Fatgirlreading.com. There was definitely some gold in that, yeah, that's pretty good submission.

Mm-hmm. Oh wow. Oh, that's her. Locatious and vivacious. Yes. It's a greekous and preposterous. Oh, she's, she could be fatter. She's like a little, a little,

yeah. Yeah. Like a donut. Yeah, like a donut. Yeah, here is. And from M88, let's see what you've got here, sir. Change the code. You're gonna get to, I'm gonna get another. I know, I'm just trying. I'm gonna get to my mind. I'm gonna get another strike.

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How do you suppose she would quote unquote, is that like a contractive version of fixed? Like how did you fix my door frame? Yeah, I was still fucked up and broken. Yeah, but there's a door on it. You want to fix it again. But fix my belly with a, about a gallon of paint and just paint on a skinnier woman on it and smooth my skin. Is the rumpliness of the skin the most offensive part?

Do they think like do women, fat women get attractive if their skin is like tight and taut like a pumpkin? Yeah, oh yeah, that's some smooth skin. I don't know. I hate fat women who have rumply skin. Yeah, it's like the, it's the modeled, you know, dimpled. It's the, I guess you go, I guess. Right, like if they stretch their skin out enough, is that, is that desired?

Well, I mean, it, it hasn't worked so far. I mean, it's, I mean, it was stretching it for a minute now. So I've guessed it. That's probably one of Backtrack on that. Backtrack is too rumbly. I better eat more today. Oh, yeah, there we go. I was trying to do it up.

Yeah, I'm gonna drink water all day. Actually, I'm gonna drink Mountain Dew, but maybe some water will end up in there. I don't know the science around it. Lizzo shared an unedited naked selfie. Oh man, come on. And those are her tits. See, that's a bad fat.

I always feel bad when fat women have those like spring tits. Like usually tits should be like boom full. But some women have like, fat women have like the tits go down and they kind of go like spring. Spring out the side. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Okay, well, thanks for doing that, Lizzo. Oh, good. Thanks for, uh, thanks for not smoothing out your skin. Sure, that was hard for you. Uh, Steve says fat watch woman falls down a water slide and wipes out kids in line. Oh, okay. Oh, my way, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay. This is one good one to cap it off, I suppose. It's only 30 seconds. Is that a fat woman climbing up a water slide? What's it all inflatable? Are

those actual stairs? This is an inflatable water slide. It's got some stale. That looks cool, though. Like pop up a water slide wherever you are You just need a generator and water. I guess yeah, okay. Here we go If she's climbing she's got a whole bunch of kids Behind her this is There's doing this about to laugh hard lesson about gravity. Yeah. Yeah There's a fucking there'sless and about gravity. Yeah, there's, go fucking, there's some Newtonian physics about to,

none of the parents, I was like, hey, you see where there, we gotta get those kids away from what's about to transpire. Cicifus there is about to roll down the mountain. All right. Oh no, uh oh. She's losing it. Oh no. Mountain All right, oh no She's losing it oh no I'm just pusher oh

Come on all the way to the top all the way to Oh man, the kid's screaming. Oh, he steers loose or what? Can't you snap any kids' legs? Well, I'd see that again. Somebody screaming. So this kid behind her, the kids are shoving her up to the top. Yeah. She's wearing a t-shirt, of course. Thank God for that. Oh God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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So I just watched, what's with her again, Kid Rock. Shoot all the fears. Yeah. Now, please. This, the guy, I wanna use all the spoilers and now I have to use the subscribe them. You were upset that the spear companies did what they did.

And you're over here shooting a gun that costs like $400 to make. And it would cost it average citizen like me like $25,000. Between 10 and $25,000, you fucking fully automatic. That's where it coke and defile the command. Oh yeah, okay. You should be a matter of the government in the ACF and the fucking automatic weapon then. Yeah. Oh, that's shit.

Alright, you know what that thing is. It's not a smart person like it. Alright, go fuck yourself. I want that done. I know what that thing call it. It's not a smart for a second. All right, go fuck yourself. I want that done. I can't buy it. No, not a beer. Yeah, I think that was just been a huge sponsor of some of his tours, too. Kid Rock, pretty sure. Yeah. Well, they sent a they sent a novel key novelty can to the wrong individual. Right. That's it. That's right. That's just Lego stores next. There's money. He's gonna shoot some Leg individual. Right. That's it. That's just, let Lego stores next. There's going to be some Legos. Yeah.

Kid Rocks going to be out there. Mega blocks only, right? That'll show them. Get all these, that'll get the kids back interested in penises or that'll get the boys back into vaginas. Right. Okay. None of this penis shit. Mm-hmm. You're not gonna be, you're not gonna be turning these little boys into penis lovers.

Mm-hmm. With this gay beer. Yeah. Okay, man. Yeah, and your gay goes. And your gay go. Okay, go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, get these, get these lesgos out of here. I'm raising a good, I'm raising a daughter that likes cock.

Alright, I don't want father. I'm a proud father. I'm raising a cock loving girl. So get your gay legos out of my face. C'mon. Right, people are insane. I mean, that's what they're saying. That's what they're so upset about.

Yeah. My little girl loves cock. Yeah. Okay. Don't you try to influence her otherwise? Don't you try to trick her into munching on, it's so easy. It's so easy to convert people. Yeah.

Yeah. What are you fucking retarded? And then Nick Fuentes said that Milo tried to sleep in the same bed with him. So Milo like rented the room in LA when he was out here. See Milo knows. And then Milo said, oh, well, there's only one bed. So do you want us, let's just sleep in the same bed. Like Milo, this is all the stricken on the fuck.

Yeah, but he knows it'll work. And then he had a headache. He's like, well, you want some percussette? Like, oh, man, I'm trying to get work. And he had a headache. He's like, well, you want some percussette? Like, oh man, I'm trying to get him all over the bar. Percussette. Yeah, see Milo, Milo's been gay a long time. Yeah, that's he, yeah.

And then he converted. Uh huh. All right, man, whatever. Yeah, you know, you didn't. Right. Yeah. What am I in that, Saul? Yeah, right.

I don't give a shit about it. So I don't have to pretend that I'm not gay anymore. Yes. I don't fucking care. Exactly. Poor Nick. Well, I got this. Gay guy trying to fuck me in LA. Am I the only guy that didn't try to fuck him?

Maybe. Jesus. But then both of them, both of the gay guys are like talking about how much they love crying out. Am I the only guy that didn't try to fuck him? Maybe. Jesus. And both of them, both of the gay guys are like talking about how much they love Christ all the time, like all the time. All the time about how everything is the way of Christ and every which way.

Thank you. Man, this is really fucked up, it was going on. Well, here's what I will say. Like, Christ would have been cool with them. You know, I mean, that's, I mean, I don't know. I actually, I think so. I don't think he really would. He's a little Eastern.

I don't know, Fee. I'm just saying, believe in the way you guys can be gay. You know, probably would have been, probably would have been a terrible. The idea of Christ, sure. The idea of, yeah, exactly. According to what he said. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. And of course, you know, I mean, the fucking New Testament is so mist it's you know, people you don't miss translated from Greek. Yeah All right, how about How about this one right here this looks pretty good Well, I'm buying alcohol. I'm a 20 year old man I'm buying alcohol. I'm a 20 year old man. I'm buying alcohol legally with a fake ID. I'm doing this since I was 17 years old. Cool. And for the first time yesterday or today, a couple of years ago, they asked for my girlfriend's ID as well. And this isn't the problem because the obvious answer is, I don't have an idea at home. I don't have it.

Yeah, don't have it. Well, then we're not going to give it to you. The ladies say, oh, well, middle age white woman, well, I don't know if I can, I don't think it can sell this to you. She asked my girlfriend, well, how old are you? And my girlfriend's literally like three months from turning 21 and univated the smith's fucking fat. 20. She says, I'm 20 years old.

Why does it? Damn it. And then, yes, I'm buying this specifically for her. How old are you? Now she's fucking pissed off because she's a retired and I'munded teller old family story. Yeah.

All right. Well, when a woman asks you if you're a god, you say yes. Okay, all you have to do is say, when they ask you how old you are, all you have to do is say 21. Say you're, you got it. Say you had a kid, really young, right? Say you had a kid, say you had a kid at like 16.

So you're 20, you've got a fake ID, you've got a four year old with you. Yeah. Are they like, well, you can't sell you beer because you got a four year old, like let me see that kids ID. I don't understand. I don't understand. What is, she's inferring that, you know, that's obviously you're gonna give it

to your possibly underage girl that you're with. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I can't put my mind in that, and I can't put myself in that sort of mind. Yeah, what's, it's like, well, what about their ID? Like, who are you? You just have to ask.

What are you afraid of? That's it. Why are you afraid of? That's your job. That's all the stuff there. Stop there. Yeah. You're not a, you're not a fucking expert What are you afraid of? That's it. Why are you afraid of? That's your job. That's all. That's the idea. Stop there.

You're not a fucking expert in counterfeit. You know what I mean? It's like, look, it looked like a fucking license in this state. It said it was current. It said the person's of age. Yeah. Did my job. I mean, do you see that baby?

How old is that baby? Yeah. Well, he's not going to be drinking. Yeah. Well, I, how do I see that baby? How old is that baby? Yeah, well, he's not gonna be drinking. Yeah. Well, I how do I know that? Yeah Thanks a lot lady you bitch Let's try this on Hey, Dick. Hey Sean. Hey Sean So I just got kicked out of the bar that I've been frequenting for like two years three years

Okay, and it's all thanks to Nipple rubbing. I was sitting there 20 minutes from the time they closed. And there was a bunch of new people working there if people didn't recognize. I was been there in like a month saying like, oh, you got to finish that but you got to finish that beer quick. I was like, yeah, yeah, man, I'll finish it. I'm just sitting here drinking and

then I shit you not One of the guys came up man-handled me Grab my beer built it onto the floor and said all right. You're out of here started dragging me out two other guys came Started dragging me out the fourth guy eventually got there other guys came started dragging me out. Fourth guy eventually got there. I started shouting the fourth guy. Bro, you're off the clock. Bro, you're off the clock. You're off to do this. He was the most emotionally invested. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. And you know, once they started throwing me out, I was like, okay, well, I'm going to make this as

as cool to them as possible. So that's going open it up to the door as hard as I could. And they started getting into my face and just like lunging themselves at me, like putting on their full body weight. Untimmedia as hard as they could to go for them. Throwing themselves at me. And eventually it got me up the door, but now my arm is all fucking cut off.

It's planned against the concrete. I lost my keys somewhere in this interaction. Sure. So now I got to get new keys. And now I am genuinely looking forward to going back into that bar next weekend and confronting one of these assholes and saying, how does it go and muscle dummies? How are all of you doing? It's gonna be fun.

I don't want to say I'll go. Why did I get kicked out? I know. I missed it. I'm like, I'll say it's like something happened and the guy was like, I had your gun. I was been there like a time they closed. 20 minutes from and there's a bunch of new people your gun. I was there like a time they closed. 20 minutes from.

And there was a bunch of new people working there if you would like to recognize. I remember this. Same like, oh, you gotta finish that but you gotta finish that, you gotta quit. Oh, so he's like, yeah, yeah, man. Take his time. I'm just sitting here drinking.

And then I shit you not. One of the guys came up, man, handled me. So he didn't take a, okay. So he didn't take it. Okay. He didn't drink his drink fast enough. He didn't take a spot. He didn't respect. He's hurry up and fucking get out of here. I got kicked out of our exactly the same situation. Yeah, because I ordered they sold me a bucket of six beers and then said, okay, you got it's closing time. You got 10 minutes to drink those. Yeah, I said, get the fuck out of here. Why the fuck did you sell it to me? Right. Because we're gonna have to give it back then.

Then we're gonna have to drink them all right here. How about that? I just chugged six beers. Yeah. Really got it. Really got one over on them. Ah. How about, how about this one?

On for size. Yeah, I think you're on it. The pronoun line is pretty genius because if she answers it in earnest, she's insane. And if she laughs at you for asking, she might be like, you know, not out of, she's still insane. Obviously, she's the woman. Yeah. But she's not going gonna end your life over

having such a character, she'd make a beer. So, it's a good limit test. Yeah. Beer can of the pronouns, right? Goofy pronouns. Okay, maybe one more. How about this one? This one should be good.

A dictation. Yeah. I figured out the most simple way to explain why school system is fun. Okay. My mind was watching some dumb show, you know, middle school, she worked in the school. And she was watching some show where some teacher, I think was an avid elementary, you know, that show where some teacher was crying. I was like, oh, hey, how much do the teachers cry at your school? Is that like a common thing?

And she was like, oh, yeah, they cry a lot. Oh my god. Do the students cry a lot? Like, are they crying at cry a lot like are they crying at her to you or they cry more? It was like oh no the students actually don't cry that much. Yeah. I believe both of that those figured out why schools book. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's funny. How much crying is going on? Oh, they can't teach you. Do we think? Can we take a survey? Can Pew take a survey of how many teachers are That's it. Good to see you guys. That's funny. How much crying is going on? Oh, the content. The times do we think. Can we take a survey? Can Pew take a survey of how many teachers are crying?

I'll bet it's more than what the average person thinks. Yes. Probably more than what I think. Maybe. Probably I get, I bet every teacher is good for one cry a month. Mm. I would say. I would guess.

I don't think that's an aggressive take now. I think I can see that. Well, I'll do some research everybody get back to us. Have a good one. See you. Thanks.