The Dick Show - Episode 361 - Dick on Lizard Feet

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

A furry with a secret fetish, the LA County Fair debacle continues, Eric July has a three day meltdown after I read and give notes on Isom #1, Biden's War on Antisemitism, a man milks, a SWAT dog, Satanism and lady doctors doing math; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!  

I'm really in a mess of things this week. Is that right? You're in a mess of things. I've really made a mess of things this week. I have you with my friendly fire. Oh no. Oh boy. I got called the inward today by a black guy.

Wow. I can't even repeat what he called me. Was it a term of endearment? No, it was a- I thought it was a term of endearment. It was a term of endearment. It was a term of endearment. It was a term of endearment.

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Eric, I do cocaine. Right. Crack, I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even know where to start smoking crack. Crack was some kind of a pipe like Sherlock Holmes. Yes, Sherlock Holmes the crack addict. Crack, Eric. Coke.

Wow. Please. In lines. Maybe he meant co-op. In lines like snow. Maybe it was cock with a speech impediment. I wear shorts that go above my thighs. I have a belt even though I don't need one.

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I'm doing cocaine. I'm doing the cocaine. I'm motivated. I've been smoking. I've been smoking. I'm over and do it. Yeah. I do, I line the cocaine up on the table.

Do, do, do, do. I'm in charge. You smoke crack. I tell you what to do. I get a forest fire like an addict. Yeah, you'd suck in the devil's dick. Can you believe that? Oh, because I criticized his comic book

because I just sat there and I, you know how I am with stories. You're gonna have to remind me to where, July is. Well, I have, I have, I have to remind everyone. He's a guy who's, he made up, we probably just talked to him like two weeks ago and I don't remember, but he made a comic, like he's, you know how many like guys are like

doing their own comics now and they're selling them and they make like millions of dollars, right? I've got me. Because people like comics, they're easy to read and digest and they like, I'm not knocking the comic book, but it's easier than a book, okay? I mean but it's easier than a book. It's better than a book. It's got pictures.

Yeah, yeah. You can see it's got tits in it sometimes. If it's good, it's got violence in it that you don't have to use your imagination. When you can kind of divide up the, if you have an illustrator, you probably have an illustrator and you have a writer a lot of times. I mean, I know some people write and illustrate their own thing, but I mean, some of the,

I mean, there's a lot of collaborations too, right? Look, look, he sold a comic and it hit like $3 million. Yeah. And I said, that's great. Wow. And Vita was all but heard about it for months. Why? Because he's saying it's his first comic and it's not gonna be any good.

Also, he's mad that he's gonna essentially like waste three million dollars. Well, I mean, kind of, I kind of understand Vito's point, but I also think he's a little jealous, but I also think it's okay to be jealous. Both of those points make sense to me. I don't think it's like a knock to be see-thing like, Vito likes making comics and

wants to make a good comic and he sees a guy who has never written a story before getting all this money and accolades and he's like, that sucks that all that capital is going into funding a project that will probably suck. Oh no, I know. I'm not above that. But he's also not as good as I am at expressing his point because it's his emotions, right? Sure. It's easy for me to see. I don't care if people buy a book and never read it.

They just want to win the, like here's, for 35 bucks, I'm buying a win against the culture war. That's what you're buying to me. Okay. You have as a creator, you have sold that to someone. You get 35 bucks and you did something happen to you. And that's a real emotion that you're having, right? Yeah. Well, I wasn't good enough for Eric, I guess.

He wrote the book. I read it because I was bullied into reading it. Yeah, because I said, well, Vito probably has a point, like it's probably gonna suck. Uh huh. I mean, he's never written a comic book before. He's probably sucks. Yeah.

I guess, but also there's something to be said for having all the time in the world to be, to having these ideas and stuff, you know what I mean? This happens with, they always call it the sophomore slump album. Yeah. Right? These guys had years to hone their craft and get everything. Now they're huge, they're on tour, all their time is allotted and the label wants to follow up. But imagine if your first song ever that you ever wrote, you were already paid $10 million

to release it. Can you imagine how bad, like, think, remember your first song that you ever wrote? You'd be like, no, oh, yeah. Do you know the songwriter, Carol King, who's written, well, she's millions of people, you just, if you Google her, she's one of the most prolific songwriter. And Call. No, no, Carol, Carol King. She won a race with she.

She's white. Okay. Um, she said she thinks she wrote between two and 300 songs before there was anything worthy of anybody listening to, like at all. Like it was like before it, before it even near the realm of what a professional songwriter would do. And that's why I started writing on menorbedaimem in.com. Like one was to be provocative and like to fuck with people

and troll them, but the other one was like, all right, if you want to be a writer, you got to write every day to get good. Like it's not about writing. You don't read books about shit. Like you have to just turn out crap. You have to do at some point. You have to do.

You go back to the, like the first, I mean all of them are up. I look back at them all and go like, oh, this is like, it's just trash, but whatever. It's part of, you know, prerid writing. It is. It's where you were at at the time. By the way, when I handed in the manuscript for men and better than women, I got like 70% of the book redlined and edited.

And the editor told to me because this is the problem with first-time writers. They're just horrified. They spent, they put so much of their heart into it that when you say, well, there's basic story, there's basic elements that you've messed up here that hurt your story that you're trying to tell. They go, fuck you, you racist. Yeah. How fucking dare you? How dare you's gonna like, all right, man,

like of the two of us who has a motive to be weirdly either protective or aggressive about this. Not me. Yeah, you're getting, you know, this happens with, with all, you know, artists to some extent, and especially when they haven't had any criticism and it's new and they're in the professional world where it has to be sold as a product. Yeah. And they really, they think that they're, they're saying their kid is ugly or has a,

you know, and let me tell you, here comes Maddie. You know, you just gotta get a kid the worst, the worst hair cut of all time. This hair This haircut is bad my friend. Is it? Let me tell you something. This kid is ugly. So I read the comic book and gave like as competent of notes as I could like coming at this from a storytelling perspective because every time I ask people, you were asked to review it. I said it sucks.

I mean, it obviously sucks because no one can say what their favorite part is. Like if something is good, I say any famous movie. Okay. You know, Godfather, what's your favorite part? Oh God. I mean, you have to pick, right?

I have to pick. No, I'm just throwing out. Like what's a favorable scene for you and the Godfather? Well, I mean, the sunny, corleone death scene. Getting shot. The whole killing montage when he settles all family business, MoGreen getting shot in the eye. Stop right there.

You've already emotionally invested in this store. Indiana Jones, what's your favorite part? Which one? I, the first one. Rear's last dark. Uh, fuck, it's been so many years since I've, oh, he shoots them after the, yeah, exactly. Exactly, yeah.

Because there's motivation and story and urgency and character development and there's a ticking clock. Like, there's something to propel Cartman talking, having to, having to have to have to have to have to to reds and it's gonna say a bunch of shit about Jews on TV. Like, oh, wow, that's gonna be bad for you, Kyle. You're gonna have to really think have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have You know, he said I'd need to pull up on him. Pull up really. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not black. So I just assume that it means do some kind of a physical confrontation or something like that.

I mean, Eric, I've been beaten up by bigger guys than you for running my mouth. I got bad news for you, buddy. If you think I'm going to be intimidated into shutting up, You don't know what you're talking to. I was thrown into a concrete pillar for making jokes about trans people. For making fun of trans people, the sacred, the sacreder cow than you. They're to black people, what black people are to white people as far as sacred cows go. And I made fun of them and got thrown into a fucking concrete embankment. So if you think pulling up on you in my yacht shoes and my polo and my eyes odd shirt, my deck shoes, in my deck shoes with my lines of

cocaine is gonna scare me off. Think again. I'll start it there. I'm not shit. The end word. Can you believe that a whole ass end? Not a whole ass end? Damn, I'm at least an end in a half, you know the size of the name You want dick you need to you love dick you got it the show or ends of contest coming and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and and and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and and you and you and you and and you and you and and you and and you and you and and you and you and you and you and you and you and and you and you and and you and you and and you got any story you want to make a comic book? Apparently is not easy. You just shit something out and then just cry on Twitter. Oh god If anyone criticizes you. I mean holy shit. I do not have the The work ethic to do something like that. I think even badly. Well good news the people doing it don't either I walked right into that either. I walked right into that. So what's it? How is it? How is it received overall? People don't read it. They buy it just to spend the money on

the culture war. Got it. Overall, people can't wait for issue two because nothing fucking happens in issue one. Now, how many issues are there going to be? Well, unfortunately, more than one. Oh, boy. I don't know. No, what's, can you give a quick summary of the literally no, because nothing happens. Really? There's a guy who may or may not have superpowers, who goes to a club of his friend who may

or may not be a bad guy to ask about a girl who's may or may not be a girl, or may not be in trouble. Okay. And this is because a friend of the family has, the girl hasn't talked to her in a week, and that's literally it. Oh, okay. Fucking dynamite. And I'm getting veto in all kinds of trouble because he's actually making a comic. Yeah. And I'm getting veto in all kinds of trouble because he's actually making a comic. Yeah. I don't know what, call me the N word, I don't, whoa. I've never been called in N word three times.

Three times you will call me the N word, Sean. Jesus. You wake getting called the N word by a Christian on Sunday morning. I didn't have that on my bingo card. Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw I don't know. So sensitive. I'm going to write a comic. It's called the Finley-skinned middle aged man. Oh, and he is offended by everything. Yeah. And then he builds up his toxic rage and then summons in cells out of the earth like a necromancer

to go tweet at people who's offended him. Yeah. You see how there's already a ticking clock there, right? Yeah. Like he's got to make he's got to make someone a fat woman, the incredibly stupid woman I'm calling her is his nemesis. He's got to make her quit the internet. So he summons he uses his thins, his tears of thin skinness to summon up his armies of

ins of keyboard warriors. And they go, get, get, get, get, get, get, get,, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, I know I've never I've never actually read a comic book. I think I may have had a lot. I think I may have had one in my hands before for like jerking off. Yes. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like somebody brought one in or something. And you said, what's this guy who was really who was really into comics? Like he was like, yeah, he was, you know, he knew all that. He's big like X-Men fan, you know. Yeah, X-Men. It's kind of a, kind of a big kid. Tell me what's happening in this panel. Tell me what's happening. You see, this is a isom in the red shirt. Yeah. See, he's getting punched by this. He's getting punched by this guy. He moved, he dodges the punch. Is he getting, he's getting punched here. It looks like a corporate suit type with dreads. Yeah, it's a corporate suit type with dreads.

Oh, wow. This should be an old black man punching him, right? It's got gray hair. He looks older. Yeah. Older guy. So what is happening in panel three? Will you tell me, will you tell me what, will you tell the court what you think is happening?

He's punching into his ribs and drawing blood. Like he's crushing his, does it appear that there is a significant mortal damage? Like if this guy died from a X-ray shot of his ribs being punched inside of his body and it looked what looks to be internal organs exploding and then spraying all over his fist, I would say he's dead. You would say he's dead. I think so. So you would then say if the guy in red who punched him, yeah, if he didn't, if the black guy didn't do anything, like if he's just doing his normal security guard job,

you would say that the guy in the red is a murderer, right? Which would make him a villain, right? Murdering people who are doing their jobs is generally in the world of villainy, right? Yeah. So is that guy, but he's not a bad guy, he punched? Well, it's a security guard. It's just a security guard. Yeah. Yeah. So is that guy, but he's he's not a bad guy. He punched well, he's a security guard. Just a security guard. Okay. This is one of the problems Eric has with my review. This is a mistake

because that's murder. Yeah. That codes his murder to me. Yeah. And anyone with a fucking brain slash organs, anyone who has organs and doesn't want them exploding is going to read that as murder. Yeah, idiot. Where's he going to? Does he have to get to the man or something? He got kicked out of the man's club and he didn't want to leave. So he murdered a security guard. That's not it.

It is. No. Well, you read it? Well, you read it, please. How long is it? 120 pages. It'll take you like 20 minutes to read. Yes, I'll read it.

Yes. Oh, man. My interest is p. Get fucking this. Get fucking this. Yeah. Oh, I'm not buying it. I'm not going to buy it.

You can't. Well, that's the worst thing everyone's calling me a hitter, but it's sold out. You can't buy it. Yeah. So what am I, I'm not going to buy it. I'm not going to buy it. I'm not going to buy it. I'm not going to buy it. You can't. Well, that's the worst thing everyone's calling me a hitter, but it's sold out. You can't buy it. Yeah. Oh, I'm not buying it. I'm not gonna buy it. You can't. Well, that's the worst thing everyone's calling me a hitter, but it's sold out.

You can't buy it. Yeah. So what am I, I don't, where do I get it? I want him to make money. I gave him good notes. Yeah. Just incorporate them.

There's a physical comic book. Yeah. Okay. So you can wipe your ass with it. Oh, God. What's wrong with that? That's a good note. Yeah.

Could be for the Bible. Wipe your ass with the Bible. Whatever. See, I'm always on the low run. That's more than two-ply. Now that we're on cozy, I'm afraid that my, you know, comments are gonna piss a lot of those people off. Cause it's super, super religious.

Well, they're sharing questions and I appreciate the home, but you know, I'm from the 80s man. Christians did a lot of bad shit. They fucked up a lot of things, grown. Now they're kicking, now they're throwing a fit about target. Did you see that? A little bit. A little bit.

A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. You're gonna find what you want to find. I have to say it every time, like, yeah, there's kids like starving around the world and you're mad about like kids wearing gays, shit, I think. They don't look like them, though.

That's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't look like them. They don't relate to, uh, it's like, they did fucking something. You're a fucking heathen, so you're kind of being punished. I mean, maybe if there's a Satan, he's gonna do real bad stuff and then real dumb stuff that doesn't look like him. I, it's like they did fucking something, you're a fucking heath and so you're kind of being punished.

I mean, maybe if there's a Satan, he's going to do real bad stuff and then real dumb stuff that doesn't matter and shove the dumb stuff in your fucking face and poison and get in Tim Poole's mind and murmur in there and get him to push stupid stuff in your face. There's actual evil being perpetrated and you're crying about rainbow clothes. Yeah. And mom's fucking up their kids, which don't worry, the moms will still find a way to do that.

Yeah. Even if they don't have rainbow clothes to put them in. Yeah. You say, well, Satan is like, it's kind of a joke to them. They're doing it to mock you guys because they know it pisses you off. They don't believe.

Satan is part of the, like, the Christian iconography. They don't believe in that shit either way. They're just picking the side. You've said would piss you off. They don't believe. Satan is part of the like the Christian iconography. They don't believe in that shit either way. They're just picking the side. You've said would piss you off. That's a, they're like, oh, that's, well, what do you need? Like a literal children's sacrifice. I'm just telling you how they see it, man. Yeah. I'm just telling you how we see it. Right. It's funny. Right. If you say something, it winds me up. We're going to, there's a lot of people are just going to do it to wind you up. So you take, so you get exhausted being wound up

and stop fucking with them. That's it, where the fuck is our money? Where's our fucking money? Yeah. Okay. Yep. Yep. This guy, this fucking clown, and then I have huge LA

fair news, huge. Really? Did you expose like a huge body, I see. I can see it goes deep., I. I see conspiracy. It goes deep. It does. It goes deep. Right.

I I somed my way in there. I had a clear motivation of having been wronged and needing to rectify it. Right. That was very clear and explicitly stated. Yes. I got to bring in some of the clips from Eric. Eric should I had a three hour meltdown stream crying about every one of my notes. Really?

And arguing with it. Oh, wow. So he did a review on my review. Just a review. You were the only one. I wouldn't say my name. He called me Buster Baxter, the bunny from Arthur. I don't get the reference.

I guess because he's white. I don't know. I thought you, I thought he called you the N word. Well, that was when he got upset. He called me the N word colloquially. He called me Buster Baxter over and over. He won't say my name. Right.

They have this weird obsession with like, that saying your name is like magic and gives you clout. Oh, gotcha. It's just fucking, it's exhausting to be these people. Oh, he doesn't want to give you clout. Right, right, right. I understand. I kind of think he doesn't want to give you clouds. Right, right, right. I understand. I kind of think he doesn't want to say who it is

because then a lot of people go like, oh no, I know that guy. He's usually right. On that, he's usually right on identifying retards and fuck ups. So if he said you fucked up and are now being a retard, you might be in, you might be. Yeah.

He had a monetizing my hate stream. Oh, all right, man, I don't care if you read that. You're reading mine, oh, it's funny. It's still funny to me. Yeah. Because they're all true. I was like, gonna show you. Shit, what was I just talking about?

Happy Sunday, everybody. Oh yeah, was it the target what was I just talking about? Uh, happy Sunday, everybody. Oh, yeah, that was it the target thing I was gonna show you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you were talking about the target thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, let me find this, let me find this target thing. And then I got that big news that I was telling you about. Target band Satanism, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, here is, here is a guy. So this guy challenged me to a debate and then bitch. Oh, did he delete his fucking thing? Oh, what a fucking slur, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So this is who's waging the culture war. Get out of here. So this guy, here we go, this guy's in target, confronting the staff of target. They never confront the customers because they'll get laid out, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you go up to some staff who doesn't think, they're thinking about paying their fucking rent. They have nothing, no saying it. Yeah. Yeah. They never nothing, no saying it. Yeah. Yeah. They never confront the people buying it though because then they will get their ass kicked.

You're saying I'm a what? I'm a fucking dare. I'm not saying what the fucking do. Oh yeah, yeah. God's got a message for you buddy. My God's got a mean right hook. Hey, do you guys support the satanic pride propaganda? I protect both.

You support it? Yeah. You see? She has all the same. On her phone, just like, Hey guys, support the Satanic pride. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What you just say, what you just say,

you're fucking retarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I tell you I support all that. Yeah, yeah. You got any other bridge? Yeah, where's your kid? I'm gonna sacrifice him right now. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. I'm back, we'll get him in freight. We got a'm gonna sacrifice him right now. That's what I'm doing.

That's what I'm doing. Team around back, we'll get him in freight. We got a big cauldron out there. That's what I'm concerned about. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.

Yeah, straight out by me. What's going on? I'm going to think of that. I don't believe in God. Oh boy. Oh boy. Now he's going to have to convert her. Ah, wait, wait, I got to start it over.

Uh, Satanic pride propaganda. I'll try, yeah, both. You support it? Yeah, Satan and I'm over. Satanic Pride propaganda. I provide you both. You support it? Satan and Pride. You support, Satan? What's God gonna think of that? I don't believe in God. Wow.

Don't so you think? Do you need help with something? You support the propaganda. There's targeting kids. There's nothing targeting kids. It's all over. Kids TV shows. It's all over.

You're targeting the kids. Do you choose to wear whatever they want. Do you support the sexualization of kids through Pride Propaganda by corporate? Is there something that we can help you? I'm just asking you for questions. What about you, sir? Do you support this?

I don't have to bring any questions, but if you're here to cause any disturbance in the store. I'm just asking questions. Do you work interrupting? Yes, I do, actually. Where's your name tag? I am the undercover boss professor. Oh, I'm just asking questions.

So do you support the C-Tan propaganda? I'm not a cheater. What you need to do is you either need to leave the store. I'll buy something. I mean, I can't. God will judge you guys. Yeah, what a great rep. I'm sure God looked down at that and said, oh, yeah. Thanks, buddy. You really helped.

That really helped. Hey, man, do you support this? What did I just say? Do you support Pride propaganda? Whoa, I'm buying it. I need you to, you're just saying you're not buying it. I'm gonna buy it and burn it. Okay, that's your choice.

Yes, that's my life. Oh, wait a minute, that's great, Darn. You can't ask anybody, any more questions, you can't destroy. Please call the police. Do you want me to call? Yeah, call. Trust pass me, I don't care, dude.

Trust pass me. Ooh, yeah, okay. What a dick shit. Yeah, so I called them a dick shit. It's like, dude, what are you like, God's gonna think. What do you mean, God's got way more important things to ignore. Pro-Ton to Kay. Sure.

It's a big fuck up on God terms. Oh man, this universe is evaporating. They take 10 to the 10 to the 10 years, but that's a big fuck up. Thank God it's evaporated. That's a big fuck up on God, he boys part. So I said you're a jackass. Yeah. So this guy?

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know it's him. So then he, he gets in my DMs and goes like, Oh, debate me, dude. To maybe, uh, that'll be precious. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then he blocks me on everything. Okay. So cancel the, uh, too bad. You think you'd want to confront, you know, uh, you know, war, if you're a warrior, you know, I'm just, I'm running your mouth around hot women, target. I wish I could say that I'm still happy.

I'm still happy. Boycotting target. I've been trying to get my wife to boycott target for seven years. Yes, yes. You know? So you're talking to patient zero here, but this is not gonna do it.

This is gonna make them shop at target more. And that is my friend's, the real issue here. I just love how she had him pegged immediately. Yeah, because she's hot. So imagine how many, imagine how many lines that girl gets hit at her all day for her entire life. So she's like, I'm sucking up.

She's coming up like it's, I just got this fucking nut. Oh, a jackass. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. She supports it. Yeah. Yeah, totally. And she's on her phone. What's got to, like, have a listen.

Yeah, all of it. Just reject the frame, reject the frame, reject the frame. Right. Um, here's my big, my big news. The LA fair, you know, uh, wronged, Randall and myself. Yeah. Last week. Yeah. By withholding, by not giving our tile mosaic any awards, any ribbon whatsoever. Whereas the entire rest of the fair, every single art and craft had a ribbon. Every single one, 90% of them were first place or second place, and 9% were third place, and there's a couple like participants, right? Yeah.

So even something that was blank, even as long as you gave them something, you got a ribbon. Because that's the point of it, right? Yeah. So even something that was blank. Even as long as you gave them something, you got a ribbon because that's the point of it, right? Yeah. Yeah. There's a commemoration. Like it's like for fun. Yeah. Like, of course, everyone gets a ribbon. We grade you on a good or great. And then there's a couple, and then there's one first place. There's one best of category. Everyone's differently great, except one is a little differently greater. So we said, how come hours is the only one without a ribbon, right? In complete. How come, this is impossible.

Just look, look with your eyes around you. So as I said, the woman waddles over. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom. And as she's going, the glasses are trembling and some ribbons are falling off. Maybe ours fell off because she walked by it one of these times, right? That could happen.

Possible. So she goes the thing, she goes, well, yeah, it's not, it's unfinished. The tile, the tile mosaic that you submitted is unfinished because there's no plaster. And he said, well, that's not, like, that's kind of like a fucking artistic choice, isn't that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. A lot of it's too close. I want like, like, grout or, or however you that's not. And number two, the best in showtile mosaic did not get does not have any grout. It's those little plastic tiles. Mm-hmm. So he said, check the fucking book. So she opens the book. Check. Yeah. There's a book

of like all the, you know, who won what? Right. She checks the book, she goes, Mosaic, yeah. Zero. Zero with place. A fucking zero in the column. And we look, one, two, one, one, two, one, two, all the way down.

Right? Well, I'll be fucked. Oil be flipped. Wow. Zero. Zero. So, we sculpt around the fair all day, being depressed, taking it out on our girlfriends, being snippy with them, didn't help.

Usually it helps, but it didn't help this time. Yeah. The next day, we're riding up to my parents' house, an 80s girl, my girlfriend, has this like, who won something for the second place. Yeah, for the for the black and white slice of picture of pizza pizza that she took in Chicago. So not even the right fucking city. No way. Not Chicago.

Yeah. No way. No, pizza and Chicago. And ours was all LA LA landmarks LA tile LA men. Hers was fucking San Diego girl takes a picture of a on a phone made on China of pizza from Chicago. Right. Worthless.

Second place, us, zero with place. She loads up the the spreadsheet. They post the winners online. They posted it right after the show. She loads it up. She goes, you're never going to believe this. You did get a zero. They marked it right after the show. She loves it up, she goes, you're never gonna believe this. You did get a zero, they marked it down, but you have a polymer clay entry that got first place.

What? We didn't submit any polymer clay. So they checked us in. We had two art pieces in there, a mosaic and a sculpti thing, polymer clay in case we made a sculpti. Yeah. So they checked our mosaic in as a polymer clay, yeah, gave it first place in that, in that ticket,

and then read when they went to give the award, said up, well, mosaic zero, must be a zero. Wow. Yeah. So our whole day was ruined. Cause of the dumb lady that checked it in, checked it in as polymer clay instead of a mosaic and said, well, someone else will fix it. Oh my God.

So we won. So you won. But it feels horrible. We missed a whole day of gloating. Yeah. The entire point of it was the gloating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the singing Meanwhile, you think sportsmanship. Yeah, you're the worst and 80s girl won one right Bigley got a we were the big get losers in the fair right the only ones who didn't get anything over three women

being unable to read a Fucking spreadsheet. Oh, man being unable to read a fucking spreadsheet. Oh man. Can you believe that? That, you know. Can you believe that shit? I guess I do. Can you believe that shit happening to me?

Getting called to N word. Jesus. Hitting stiff on my awards. Yeah. It's horrible. Okay, let's see what else I got here. Actual things. Oh, lactating trans women.

Yeah. Do you see that? No, no, no, but I didn't see that. We've talked about that before though. Have you eaten today? No, I haven't eaten. I think it's probably a first though. I might want to pre-throw up your food.

Really? Yeah. This is happening. So I guess it's possible. Yeah, I guess meet the fuckers was right. Or whatever that movie was. Here she is. Let's see if I can find the actual picture.

Yeah, okay. Open that, please. Open that that please. Open that please. And open that please. Okay, this is a queer joy it says. She has allegedly induced, she's a trans woman. She's allegedly induced her breasts to lactate and is feeding the lactation to the baby. And the baby's not her, I think it's her partners from another mother. Right. How does that, how does that strike you? How does that, I mean, what is your gut reaction to this thing?

I just, I, my honest gut reaction is like, is the baby getting the nutrients that it needs? Like I think obviously not. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I know like men have some breast tissue, right? Like, I mean, there's, yeah, you get breast cancer. Yeah, it's a lot less common, but like there's, it have not eyes. I know that.

Yeah, I happen to a guy in that gay jail in Oz. Yeah. I, you know, I mean, like, I don't honestly know, I don't honestly know what is possible, you know, I mean, like, I don't honestly know, I don't honestly know what is possible, you know, for not that. I mean, that bottle looked awful full, right? I mean, it did, right? It's warm.

Yeah. I mean, I don't, yeah. Do they get, I mean, I would think, you would think like a natural woman's breast milk would change over the life of the infant. Like that's what I would think. Like, well, millions of years of evolution, the breast milk probably adapts to the pregnancy. Like it starts out somewhere because that's what the baby needs and it gradually changes and like tapers off according to what the baby needs.

It does change because what they're happening here. What they produce at first is different than like after a few weeks or whatever. I'm fucking Bill's from what I've been. Bill and I, the science dude, what was my name? Bill dude, the science guy. Something like that. Bill guy, the science dude. That's what I am.

So just like as a dude, I'm thinking, yeah, it probably comes out like, you know, thicker, like whatever for the baby and then like turns like gradually ages with the baby and then something else, you know, thicker, like whatever for the baby and then turns like gradually ages with the baby and something else. You know, like what it obviously would probably do. I'm just like a dude, science dude, okay? I'm a medical doctor. Yeah.

I don't know, it's just, probably obviously what happens. Yeah. I'm sure you can, I'm sure you can find out. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened.

I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. I'm sure you can find out what happened. and then spring out fucking goo is not the same. But people are melting down about it, of course. Of course. You're fucking feeding the baby, boys, ah! Like, how? And about that, I mean, I don't really, I don't, maybe, I guess you know how many drugs other women are on?

Like first of all, a lot of women just can't lactate. So they're going formula or don't want to. But did a surrogate. No, that's true. I think she's poisoning the baby, but fucking white. That's true. I mean, there are women who don't want a breastfeed

or that like their milk just never comes in as have heard it put. The milk's gone sour. So she says, and she's got an only fans where she dresses up like a cow. So I kinda think this all might be a marketing scam and she's just pretending to install just like an only fans marketing scam. Possible.

That was my first thought. That's what she's on. Only fans? Yeah. Dressed up as a cow. Oh, not breastfeeding the kid. No, no, don't be. I wish we could only be so lucky that we would have a...

Well, you got me, that's a huge fetish, right? I mean, gotta be. Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Anything coming in or out of a person is a fetish. For sure. For sure.

Shoot some ketchup out of your eyeballs. That's what I want to see. Yeah. What happened to facts over feeling? Here's the peer-reviewed literature clearly demonstrates that lactation and trans women is safe and healthy. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. And tastes great. Like I love that this woman has all the, like she's got this litany of scientific studies that she doesn't understand. Throwing it at people who don't fucking care about. There we go. We're going to understand it anyway. It's really great.

I love it. Yeah. Just if you needed something to brighten up your day. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've got to. I just never like, you know, I don't't know what I just hope the kid is all right. That's really the cause it's like people do cares. People use people use kid even parents, they use fucking kids as pawns.

Like, no, I'm not doing it like to prove their point or something like it's like, it's a, I mean, people are so fucking. I know for you, the kid is not okay. They're gonna grow up and be shithead. And they're gonna drive poorly and they're gonna be a little attention horror just like every other. So it's gonna happen. Oh, they're doing it to the kids. Yeah, those kids are gonna be adults. They're gonna be teenagers first. And then they're being an adult is gonna make you think they're not

pieces of shit because they were just teenagers, but they're still pieces of shit. Right, right, right. There's a lot of adults, I fucking hate them all. Don't even get kids shit. Yeah, yeah. Right. Just because they went from fucking horrific to awful, doesn't get up.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not on board with it yet. LAPD gets its first robotic SWAT dog. Wow. Okay, now I love the marketing angle. You know that I love inventions based on the name. Yeah, but they have to have a cool name for this fucker. Oh, okay.

Let's see. Activists have protested the donation. Yeah, I would, what is it like for a lot of the last and the L.A. would want? I think the last and the L.A. would want is a robot version of the police. Yeah. Claiming that the, like it made sense in, in Robocop, because there was so much crime. Yeah, it's gonna, it's a,

conduct surveillance of black and brown communities. That fucking thing is gonna end up in a dog fighting ring. You know it. You think, is there gonna be like a John Henry story of a black guy, of a black pit bull fighter who's sick to his greatest pit bull on the robot dog? Right, right, right. And he Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. and conduct surveillance, I think they added that black and brown communities. So it's got no head.

Yeah, it's got no head. I don't know where you're going to hit it or take no dog. That's just a camera, right? Yeah, I think so. I think it's a spear. It shoots Harpoon's at Fat Women. Oh, wow. Fat Black women walking around downtown, the dog goes, well, go there.

She blows. She shoots a Harpoon at the... The Los Angeles City Council voted eight to four to approve the donation of a so called robot dog for use by the LAPD. Uh huh. Man, I really wish she could see that. I want to see this thing in action. Don't worry, you will.

Next time I get swatted, there will be a robot crawling at my ass. You know that I hate, if there's two things I hate other than women, it's cops and robots. Yeah. I didn't hate it. I hated robots so much. I do. Yeah. Um, the count is boss and dynamics.

I thought maybe so. Yeah. I fucking hate those guys. They make like the dancing human robot too, I think. Yeah. Yeah. That robot also kills people. Oh, does it?

Mine probably. I don't know. Kicks them, high kicks them to death or whatever. Kicks in their door. Right. River dances all over their face. In addition, the council will closely monitor the, it's only $300. Quite a way.

Quite a way. Unmanned ground vehicles. Because that's supposed to be a common. They can't possibly monitor shit. They came and, oh yeah, it is a comma. It's supposed to be a comma. So it's a $300,000. Yeah.

Oh, please steal that, guys. If you're in LA and you're a criminal and you're listening to this show, please steal the, you guys stole the autism horse. You can steal this dog. Yeah. As with the use of any new technology used in policing, it's important that the city council

have appropriate oversight. And the, no, it's just important to not use it. God damn it. You guys have enough technology to solve the crime as it is right now. You don't need more technology. You can just go arrest criminals and put them in jail or kill them.

You don't need a fucking, you don't need a robot. My God. Okay. There's some more. Can it run? Oh, you better believe it. I want to see it. I want to see it run.

Yeah. See. Let's see. I don't know. Yeah, whatever. I'll look it up. We need to invent a sex bot. It should have an head. Yeah, I should have had. You, whatever. I'll look it up. We need to invent a sex bot that can be too. It should have an ad.

Yeah, I should have an ad. You're right. Juneteenth. Oh, here, this is pretty funny. Do you know that show Fish Tank? Yeah, yeah. Sam Hyde. Right.

Check this out. We got a shout out on Fish Tank. They're doing a game with the two girls who remain Letty and Josie. That's Sam shouting at them. You're showing your girls? Okay, all right. Five, six, seven, eight. Josie, that's Sam shouting at them. You're showing your jersey? Okay, all right.

Five, six, seven, four, three, two, one. No. I'll just put it in there. Man, it's lost, man. It's lost, man. It's lost, big man. It's a little bit. G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G Ah, is that great? That's funny. Oh boy. Here's a more trans shit about this. Okay. This idiot says, TERFs triggered by me lol.

It's simple. Trans girls and women are girls and women. So they need, so they get to participate in girls and women's sports. Inclusion as a broad societal goal. Trump's cherry-picked instances of unfairness. By the way, gender affirming care for minors. Yeah. What so there are other women longer? Yeah. So let's get testosterone as little boys. Well, that's gender-affirming care. I mean, from a sports perspective, I would think that'd be more fair. Well, yeah,

but so do we want fathers juicing up their sons with steroids? Like, I really just want the gender-affirming care to say that's okay. Right. Like so is tiger woods is like so is the is Richard Williams allowed to inject anabolic steroids into his daughters because they want to be champs too. Sure. So if we're doing anti steroids for little boys, we're doing steroids for little boys, right? I understand.

I can't have it. I don't carry the way. Yeah. But it has to be both or none. So you can't just have, you can't just be making little girly boys and not be making super buff bodies. Little boyly girls. Little boyly girls, right? Right.

Does that make sense? Is that moral, is that nihilistically morally consistent? Probably. Yeah. Okay. I'm fine. Yeah. Okay.

So we're juicing up, we're ju, every high school football team is on the juice now, right? Sure. Just for, just during summer. Yeah. Yeah. Get off of it when the season starts and they? Sure. Just during summer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get off of it when the season starts and they start testing. Right, right, right. The gear, they're, we're gonna be on gear, some sort of Lance armstrong dope, I mean,

doping cycle. Yeah, yeah. It's untestable throughout the whole year, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The booster club's gonna come in and start slipping to, you know, a hundred dollar bills to the testing facility. Yeah, I can. I know where your kid, I know where your family lives.

You're not fucking over little Johnny's scholarship, right? Anybody you hear who's an expert in that kind of stuff at the highest levels, they all say the same thing that the doping tests are intelligence tests, not doping tests. Because if you know what you're doing, nobody gets caught. That makes sense.

If you get caught, you're fucked up nobody gets caught. That makes sense. If you get caught, you fucked up bad. Yeah, that makes sense. Just wanna be clear on where we're at here. Just need to know how to adjust, my. Sure. You're what you're thinking. Yeah, here's what I'm saying. You wanna be flexible.

I am flexible and I don't care, but it's gotta go both ways. Yeah, sure. That's very important. Here's, I had one more. Biden said, this is a pretty wild statement. You can go to tips.dick.show by the way, to send in super chats. I don't really know how they work

because I don't know how streaming works outside of my little YouTube bubble, but we're doing those. Maybe I'll read them at the end of the show. I don't really know. I don't even know if it's working right now. Here's Biden. It came with the restreaming thing.

I had to buy a thing to like restream on cozy and rumble. Yeah. And I said, why don't you do superjads? I said, okay. Why not? Here we go. In the past several years, Heyman given too much oxygen.

Fueling or... We the right anesthetism. It's simply wrong. We must say clearly and forcefully that anesthetism and all forms of hate and violence have no place in America. That's why today I'm releasing the first ever national strategy. Isn't that kind of, we must say clearly and forcefully

with violence, the violence has no place. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, what does forcefully mean? Okay, let's keep this. Well, forcefully. I mean, okay. To counter anti-Semitism, it's the most ambitious and comprehensive US government led effort to fight anti-Semitism in the American history. And it directs the whole process.

Wait a minute. What was that? What did you say? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh, comprehensive US, uh, ambitious and comprehensive hold on. We're talking about anti-Semitism, right? Stopping it. Combating it.

Yeah. Combating it. And comprehensive US government led effort to fight anti-Semitism in American history. No, that was called World War II. Uh, the atomic bomb was the D day was the most comprehensive US led effort to stop anti-Semitism. You have me. Was it giving Israel a nuclear bomb was a comprehensive and US led effort to, yeah, when

you, maybe not on Memorial Day weekend is when I'd be saying this right specifically on a day Yeah, to honor maybe he's he's talking about you know anti Maybe anti-Semitism at home at home in America in America Okay, I suppose to okay, okay, I'm devil's advocating it. Yeah, you're probably right. Okay And it directs the whole of society. Oh, yeah, the whole society effort in four key ways. Okay, first, increasing awareness and understanding to both antisemitism and Jewish American heritage. Holocaust Museum on every corner, improving safety and security for Jewish communities.

Arm them. Third, reversing the normalization of antis-Semitism and countering anti-Semitic discrimination. Fourth, building cross-community solidarity and collective action to fight hate. This strategy includes over 100 bold and unprecedented actions. Oh, I don't even want one bold and unprecedented action. Yeah, bull, okay.

Those 100 unprecedented actions. It's bold and unprecedented. You're going to need a, I'm going to need to see a precedent for at least one of these 100 actions. That's a lot of that's a lot of that's a lot of that might be a little fast and loose. I don't depends on what they're doing depends on how imagination. Well, I mean, how much action is in each action? Unprecedented. You guys killed me. You guys literally imprisoned the Japanese. Last time you went all in on anti-Semitism,

you imprisoned an entire race. They took all their stuff. And that's precedented. So I don't really want, I'm not interested in any unprecedented activities by the government. The agencies are gonna take the counter-enticematicism. The US National Strategy to counter-Anothermsism. Oh, thank you.

A historic step forward. It sends a clear and forceful message. An American evil will not win. Hate will not prevail. The venom and violence of anothermsism will not be the story of our time. Well, I'd say there's probably some other stories of our time. Yeah. Is'd say there's probably some other stories of our time.

Yeah. Is anti-Semitism ranking up there? Look, I mean, I don't know about that. You know, it's, I don't think that it's as big a problem as anti-Semitism. anti-Semitism. In America. Not really. There are groups that hate other groups.

That's like, I just, again, in the big scheme of things, you know, I really don't know that I think if you ask the average Jewish person, where would you even find one? How could you tell? They probably don't feel like they walk around in fear all the time. I mean, maybe there's a big, there's, you know, there's a lot of Jews in Los Angeles. Like, and it, Los Angeles is, you know, like it's, it's pretty liberal. So, you know, I mean, maybe that's, maybe if they were in, you know, the South or something, maybe they, you think the South has a problem with Jews?

I don't know. I don't know about that. I don't know, maybe. I mean, I'm just saying that's just from my perception where it's like, I don't trust anybody who's not like a Bible thumping Christian. Like, you know, hey, guess what? I'm probably fucking being stereotyping right there too.

You're one of the 100, but he says 100. He just means 100 guys that they're gonna kill. Yeah, sure. You know, right down the list. So, you know, I don't know. I don't know that I don't know that it's as big a problem. I've that they would maybe even say it's as big a problem. Yeah, sure.

I don't know. Now, sure, there's plenty of incidents where somebody was completely done, completely wronged because they were Jewish. I don't know that it's a massive societal problem. I bet. I suspect that like American Jews have a, are like kinda gas lit into supporting Israel. You know what, I bet if you asked them, well what's here, even though it's not related

to anyone in America, but it's just this massive. But they're all Jews. Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, it's a heritage and a cultural thing. And so it's like, I mean, I think that it's like, yeah, but we've like gas lit them into thinking that Israel is like associated with them when it's a heritage and a cultural thing. So it's like, I mean, I think that it's like- Yeah, but we've like gas lit them into thinking that Israel is like associated with them when it's not.

You know what I'm trying to say? I'm gonna lot of them like they're what? So they're offended. If you attack Israel, they're like, oh, but that's like, I'm obligated, as an American Jew, I'm obligated to defend Israel's right to do this stuff even though it's like, you have no, me and you have the same relationship to this stupid country. I understand that. There's always causing, like that same relationship to this stupid country. I understand that. There's always causing, like that is just a massive political issue.

I understand that, but I think they, I think they may think that it's, they're such a minority in the world, you know what I mean? Yeah. I think there's about, I think there's something like 16 million Jews. Really? Like in the world, something like like that that it's like look You know no matter where we are yeah, like we're kind of one. Yeah You think they'll do a swastika buyback program

Swastika buyback Buyback, but swastika swastika like so if you have any like like third rike chinaware or something like swastika. Maybe yeah, sure. Yeah. Third rike chinaware. You got to get that stuff off the streets. Out of your so we're implementing. We're implementing a swastika buyback program for all the you hate mongers out there. No questions asked. It was to go by that program. It'll work. Yeah.. It's the only way it'll work. Yeah, otherwise, if you can't be thrown in the anti-racism prison, in tournament camp to be reeducated. Right.

If people want to be ignorant, they're going to be ignorant. There's no 100 unprecedented, like, you know, I mean, short of like calling people in and holding their eyes open and making them watch films or something like, like, clockwork orange. Yeah, he's that's what I mean. So you know what helps with the hate, with the racial hatred or hatred of any kind? Just not having anyone different near each other. That's one.

That's one. Yeah, that's one. Another one, if you can't do that, if you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up

and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up and you've already fucked up Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Having a bunch of money, everyone having a shitload of money. Like being able to work. Is tensions. Yeah, like building a big fucking wall so people can negotiate for their human labor, slapping gigantic tariffs on anything that you can bring in from China.

So it's cheaper to make it in America and pay poor people and stupid people who are more likely to be violently anti-Semitic, like maybe some of these things would help. I mean, it's just money, right? Yes. We don't owe China a free market or we don't owe a bunch of Mexicans a free home, right? You don't. That's what I know.

This is my, again, I'm not a smart guy, but this seems so obvious. I'm printing up these comments. I don't read them. You got to print them first these comments. And I'll read them. You gotta print them first, then you're gonna read them. And I'm gonna read them. Maybe you are a smart guy. Read them off of computers, great. I'm so happy you're gonna read I-Sum.

Yeah. You have a physical copy, obviously. No. It's only on the computer. I thought you said it exists in a... Well, yeah, but somebody scanned it and sent it to me. Okay. Let me see if the tip thing's working.

And I got a furry color. How would you know? Probably nobody's gonna give a tip. Yeah, look, three tips. Hey, that's cool. Thanks guys. I think, how can I help you? You can go fuck yourself.

They're gonna confiscate that. My tips? Yeah, I know. So I don't even know how to like get to them. Did I say the part about men or bad than women? The first draft I got back was. You said it was like 70% red line. Yeah.

And the editor said, like I know it's, I forget exactly what he said. It was like two sentences where he said, I know it's hard to get notes, but I hope that you'll listen to all of my suggestions. Yeah. And I read through some of them and it's just like, reading it, it felt like butchering, butchering,

butchering butchering, but I'm like, well, he's like, you know, he knows what he's doing. Well, that's, that's, yeah, all of them are, all of them, I asked him one question. I was like, why did you change this? Yeah. The first line of the book. Uh-huh.

And he goes, I think it's shorter and it reads better and it's more of the point you're trying to make. And I said, okay, all of them are approved. It's, yeah, do that. Well, that's the pro. He's, I mean, this is for a long time. Yeah. Yeah. And going back and reading it,

the book is so much better, because it was edited. Yeah. Yeah, you got, you get people, it's real tough to, everybody is kind of a control freak when it comes to their art. You know, and it's like a real hard to let go and let somebody, I've said this before,

very, very few artists or bands can produce themselves. Yeah, there are very few Jimmy pages. The notes we got for the TV show that we sold to Fox. They like eliminated an entire character. I was like, that's, there's no fucking way. The notes we got back in the script were like same thing, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off. Sure, sure, sure.

But we did it all, yeah, yeah, you have to. You have to if you wanna make something good. If you just wanna brag about how much money you made, that's fine. Money doesn't last though, art is forever. Rodrigo says that lady telling you that not everybody gets a ribbon is indicative that she has no idea how much effort goes into tile work

or construction work in general. I can't stare at a brick wall for more than a minute without thinking of how much of a pain it must have been to build it. Yeah. Yeah, not everybody gets a ribbon. Yeah. There's like obviously, even though your work turns on Yeah. Yeah. Not everybody gets a ribbon. Yeah. There's like obvious even though your work turns on

this post too. Yeah, it turns out they do. Yeah. Yeah. Tattoo that is that lady's head. Yeah. Fucking everyone does get a ribbon here. You idiot.

Right. Stephen Mard says, Hey buddy, I think you hit a nerve with Eric July. I'm watching him right now. You think losing his mind over your criticism. Oh wow. I'm gonna give you my notes after you hit it. with Eric July. I'm watching him right now. You think losing his mind over your criticism. Oh, wow. I'm gonna give you my notes after you hit it. Do you know who we talked to?

No, I was forget who we. He's just a guy. He's just a comic. And like Vito knows him. Trying to think how. Yeah, Vito gets in fights with him because Vito thinks that, because Vito hates that people are marketing

like art as anti-woke. Got it. He's right, but it's not that big of a deal. Well, man. It's as big a deal as he thinks it is to him. Well, yeah, but then Vito also says that he doesn't want to manipulate people into giving him money by crying

or emotionally manipulate people into giving him money by crying, or like emotionally manipulate people into giving him money. And then he cried on a whole show. And like people bought his comic book because he cried. So. Bro, really? So well done, Vito. Judging by his reaction, he's never received notes on a creative project. Well, I'm sure that's true.

Lowell, I'm watching and he just broke his chair, a folding chair, but out of anger or out of weight. I don't know what he looks like. I don't know what he looks like. He's not a fat guy. No. He's a inshaped guy. Probably out of, he wanted me to pull up on him.

No, that's right. Fucking 42 dude, I'm not pulling up on anyone. Yeah. I send people to do that. I already pulled up, dude. That's what you're feeling right now. Right. Good job, man.

I haven't been this entertained in a long time. You're welcome. He could have just said thanks for the notes. Yeah. I mean, I put a lot of work into them. Right. Not spitefully. Like I read it and gave notes.

It's probably fun if you sent them to them privately. No, you just trash them. Yeah, like he's, yeah. Fuck you. Yeah. When you make a, see, when you sell a book that's for three million, yeah, I won't. I have news for you, I won't. Right.

Mr. Mac, read this on the show. AI threatened, the AI threatened jobs are mostly held by women. Huh? Wow, it must be because they're so important. Oh, wow, let's see here. Ah, good preparation once again, and I didn't save it, okay.

Oh boy. Let's see. Bloomberg, AI threatened jobs are mostly held. That's probably enough. I would think so. AI threatened jobs are mostly held by women, study shows. All artificial intelligence is seating on people across the workforce from screenwriters to financial advisors.

Technology will disproportionately replace jobs typically held by women according to a thing. Somehow that's the patriarchy, you know, engineering that. Yeah, I mean, 30% of women's jobs, where's the figure? Let me search for a percentage sign. There you go. Let me search for a percentage sign. There you go. As many as four or the word percent. 30% yeah, percent. Okay, well, maybe an AI can write this article, so can read me this article, so I don't have

to. The only thing is like everything that's written on the internet is written so that Google will rank it better. So it's written for a computer and now I need another computer to read it and turn it into something that I can digest when in the beginning, if they would have just said 50% of job. Like it's the headline, that's all. Yeah.

So fucking dumb. AI threatened jobs are mostly held by women and it's pay-walt. Great, okay, well. God damn you. Maybe Twitter. A bunch of words, blah, blah, blah, blah. That looks like the same article I just read.

A technology. Okay, fuck you, whatever. God damn. Just, you know what, buddy, you read it. Next time you send me this shit, read it and tell me how many, read me and tell me the payoff. So Johnny was wrong wrong by the way, about the tile work. Remember he said it was dog shit,

Johnny the audio engineer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually it was first place. Wow, so. So you, sorry Johnny, you suck Johnny. You just don't know art. You don't know art. Now I gotta go pick it up on Thursday and explain to them.

We have to. Everyone goes and drops it off. It's a fair still going on right now. Maybe, but there's a there's a pickup day for all the art. If you don't pick it up, they just throw it away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I have to go pick it up and explain to them how they fucked up. Right.

And they owe me a ribbon. Yes. And you, I mean, you guys, is that going to work for me? I doubt it. Point to us. Yeah, honestly. Yeah. Yeah.

Just give me a computer to explain it to. Sure. Uh, okay. Ryan says, thanks you for reading my email in the show. I had a really good laugh. And the heroine is a great idea. I'm on my way to inject as much heroine as I can. Okay, have fun.

Don't do too much. Right. Chime says, I've been listening to the show since the Digi Bro lecture, just writing to say, thanks for all the laughs over the years. Also, I switched to pissing through the fly when I started listening and within a couple months of doing so, I switched to pissing through the fly when I started listening. And within a couple months of doing so, I had a better job with a $5,000 raise. Fuck you.

Thanks for not killing yourself and smooches for Sean. Hey, Laura. Turnin' his life around. All you have to do is piss correctly. It certainly helps. Joe says, fuck Johnny. your mosaic actually looks great. Thanks. Uh, Hoid says, women, doctors, and math. My sister has been trying to lose weight for about a year.

Yeah. No matter what she couldn't, no matter what, she couldn't seem to lose the last 40 pounds. Wow. The last 40 pounds is rough. Yes, that's the toughest part. Yeah. That's what they say.

First 300 is easy. We all that's the toughest part. Yeah. That's what they say. First 300 is easy. We all thought she was lying about her diet. She started having gastrointestinal issues. So her family doctor, a woman, did an ultrasound about two months ago. She pregnant with a bread loaf. She said that my sister had a cyst that was around 13 millimeters in size. She went on to say it's no big deal. She would need surgery, but it's not causing any problems.

She then gets referred to a gastro specialist as the problem gets worse. He... She was having just issues, gastrointestinal issues. Shitting herself, I guess. Or not, or whatever. Not shitting herself. Sometimes you need a little bit, but not too much one way or the other.

Sure. He, the man, looks at the ultrasound image and says, oh, you have a 13 centimeter. Oh, no. Sist. Why are you even here? You need an emergency MRI. No way. The mother fucking lady doctor got the scale of the ultrasound wrong.

Oh my god. It wasn't 13 millimeters like this, but 13 centimeters. Yeah. Like the size of a cock. It's a big cock. It's a lot bigger. Oh my god. I hate doctors so much.

Oh my god. How do you put a school for eight years and fuck up the scale on a fucking image? That's a spinal tap moment. That's a spinal tap moment was Stonehenge. Yeah. What's like inches? Yeah, they'll be crushed by a dwarf. Yeah, yeah, in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. How does she not did she not even look at it? Got the so the ultrasound was like blown to the So the ultrasound was blown to the, and then rolled a scale like the ultrasound. But 13 centimeters is the side, you can't scale that. That's the size of the full size.

Well, what did he, well, he said that got the ultrasound, what the scale of the ultrasound? Well, she just got it wrong. Yeah, she said 13 millimeters. Yeah, obviously. So it's 10 times as. Yeah, she said 13 millimeters. Yeah, obviously. So it's it's 10 times as large as what she said, but she couldn't tell looking at it that that's

like not magnified because there's like normal body parts in there. Well, that's like a fucking normal looking liver. Like you're not zoomed in. I got a microscopic liver in there. That's my question. That's my question. How much was it blown up? How much was it? No, 13,000 centimeters. No, but I mean, like hers. Like she's got, it's, because it's like a scale, right? Yeah. So like, I don't know how,

I'm trying to figure out how it's not the dumbest thing on her. I'll tell you what happened. She saw it and said, wow, that's bad. And then looked at like the little readout that said, and measured it and then just in her mind said, oh yeah, well, if it's below like X millimeters, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's below, like she only knows one type of measurement and that's in millimeters. Yeah, it doesn't even understand what it is. That's millimeters. It's just like a size. Wow, that's like, that's, yeah, that's huge. God damn. That's huge.

So then she got emergency surgery, I suppose. Who knows? Or maybe. Yeah. Maybe not. They took her into a surgeon and the surgeon was a woman and cut off her arm. Oh, God. A tool chest.

The problem with vaping from this week's stick show of voicemail is people with car battery sized vapes, billowing out their own smoke screen. They look like obnoxious, mists, mists, monsters. Oh, he's, I vape, but it's cigarette sized and puts out their own smoke screen. They look like obnoxious, mismonsters. Oh, I hate, I hate, but it's cigarette sized and puts out less than a cigarette voting up. Vapeshaming is what we were, you were talking about last week, right? I like, that's cool though,

when those guys, when they have big car battery sized vapes and they car-bought- Oh, sized vapes, what the, you haven't seen that? No. Guys have vapes, they're like proton packs. What? And they have the fucking, they're like proton packs. What? And they have the fucking, they turn around and goes, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yeah, but it's on their back and it does all that stuff. What the fuck? Christian Blatz says, apologies if you've had this on the show, but naturally thought you'd be interested in knowing more

about this place, oh shit, I didn't save the things so I can't look at it. Okay, 101 new asexual sexualities. Hey, Dick and Sean, I'm using a throwaway email because I don't wanna lose my job. Oh, my God. I was bullying a guy on Twitter today when I noticed a peculiarity in his bio. After checking the list of pronouns and all the other gay shit you've come to expect,

his words, not mine, I saw that he referred to himself as a copio sexual. Wow. Intrigued by this unfamiliar term. I'll stop. And I was directed to a site called the Asexuals Wikia, where it defined a Cupio sexual, sexual, as someone who does not experience sexual attraction. Like my wife.

Oh, but still desires, likes being in a sexual relationship. Okay. That's a Cupio sexual. likes being in a sexual relationship. Okay. So how's the sexual? Has no use for sex, like mentally, but... All right. Someone who does not experience sexual attraction. Okay. But likes being getting like a fat lady

in a sexual relationship. A fat guy? A poor guy. But still desires fat lady in a sexual relationship. A fat guy? A poor guy. But still desires likes being in a sexual relationship. Using my IQ of at least 80, I was able to notice the contradiction right away. I thought to myself, what the fuck is going on here? And ventured down the rabbit hole.

Come to find out these people have an entire community dedicated to listing out and categorizing these thinly disguised cries for help. I've attached some highlights I found to this email. I thought it was hard to pick just a few from the 101 listed sexual orientations. I hope you guys get as much of a kick out of it as I did. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's see what you got. Thanks for clipping the good ones. Mm-hmm. I do have these. It is wild. I gotta extract it. Okay. Here is called phrase sexual.

Oh. Also known as. Also known as igno-dosexual. Igno-dosexual is a sexual orientation on the asexual spectrum, describing when someone only experiences sexual attraction towards those that they are not deeply connected with and lose the attraction as they get to know the person.

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Yeah. This is a website about the deep autistic intricacies of different types of sexuality. Defining what gay is. Okay, we got it. Fraysexual people after losing their sexual attraction can still have sensual attraction for a person. The romantic counterpart to fraysexual is frayromantic.

Okay. Okay. That's not that weird. I got news for you. Yeah. Bad news for you fucking weirdos. Right. It's probably weird on purpose. Not that weird.

Welcome to the asexuals weekia. I can't believe that. We finally have a flag. I don't want to. Yeah. Blue, teal, white, and great. That's my fucking kitchen backsplash. Yeah, kinda is, isn't it?

Huh. Neat. It's a fucking kitchen backsplash. Yeah, kinda is, isn't it? Huh, neat. It's a phrase sexual house. Right. This is a, okay, that's just the intro. I am, I am vano sexual. All right. Is that the vampire? That's your eye.

I guess I know, yeah, I mean, that's the capital. Yeah, yeah. I am, I am vano sexual. I I'm Vano sexual is an orientation on the sexual perspective to where jeans The fine is someone who enjoys having sexual acts performed on them I'm Vano sexual but does not want to perform sexual acts on others Wait a minute, this is me too What is this?

My God What's going on here? Some kind of a creepy, freco sexual inception that we're in. Yeah, this has got to be some kind of, someone who wants sex acts done on them, but does not want to do this. This is going to be like an algorithmically driven thing. Wait, wait, wait, just a minute.

Yeah. And now I don't know which flag is mine. I'm, I am vanesexual is not the same thing as simply being selfish. Oh Okay, that's correct. It's actually a it's my sexuality right Okay, so it's not the same Pulse at the thought of performing sexual. Yes, and Remembering anniversaries and stuff also yeah and buying presents. Well, and remembering anniversaries and stuff, also, and buying presents.

Well, it's a spectrum, Dick. And going to the movies. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. That is very against my, Ivano, I am Vano sexuality. And celebrating more than one birthday a year

for them, for the other person. Yeah. And going to weddings anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah. No matter who's they are, I don't fucking care. You can always catch them on the next person. Yeah. Yeah. And going to weddings anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah. No matter who's they are, I don't fucking care. You can always catch them on the next one. Yeah. Yeah.

A little old to be having weddings. Yeah. If I'm going to be honest, okay, let's see what the next, uh, Gotcha. That's a good one. Quain E.C.O. Okay. There's a micro label on the A.C.O.

There's a lot also known as? Yeah, describing those who experience sexual attraction towards another individual, if they are both, if they both interact with each other frequently. What? If they do not, this is, what the fuck? How do you like quantify this? You know, I mean, you know, whatever, yeah.

Is on the a, if they both interact with each other frequently? As a puppy buddy that's around, if you put two opposite sexes together, they're gonna fuck unless they're related. Or is this the actual of kind of, you know, like I haven't been with this person in a long time because we've been apart.

I don't know. I feel like a fuck knows. This is fucking, these are wild names. This is goofy, a lame-o sexual. This is all made up. This is like the onions, Wikipedia. But these names are hilarious. You think this is more made up than a man lactating?

It's dumb. It's a term on the asexual spectrum where one is unsure if they're on the asexual spectrum because they're not sure what a sexual attraction is. All right. This is like, that's a lame asexual. Okay, I've had enough of these lame asexuals. This is crazy.

I'm a phrase sexual. I'm a phrase sexual. I am. Ivana. Yeah. Ivana sexual leaning, right, micro sexual, man, wow, male. All right, that's male. Cool.

That was a good little shallow dive into the deep end of insanity. Okay. Goddamn it. Oh my God, here. There was a, there were some people who wanted to call in. Oh, yeah, you see if they're still there. They're not there. Roxanne, you got to get in the main area. I don't know who this ash vampire is, but they're there too. Is this rock? I've yeah, Roxanne unmute yourself. Is this rock? Yeah, rock saying unmute yourself.

I like checking in on the furry world now and then. Oh, yeah. Usually some crazy stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will always talk in the green. We should always talk to a furry. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a good policy in life, I think. Let me see if I can. I'd like to see if this is Eric. What's going on? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hold on. Here's Eric.

I'm a little mute to stream. What's going on here? Here's Eric July calling me a name. If you aren't a front and honest with your intentions and then have the audacity to try to present it to the audience as if it's just- This is Eric July. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm just being honest. Like the person that we were talking about yesterday was told you- I'm using my name. Video evidence of him dogging and talking shit about me before he had even read the damn shit. That sounds right. That sounds right.

Okay. Yeah, sounds right. So for someone to do that and then claim to have read it despite getting basic information that correct. No, I read it. Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't fucking memorize every page and that I got, maybe I got some stuff wrong, but I read the fucking book. All of my critiques are based in reality. Uh, well, I'm just being honest. I want want to like, well, I'm not being honest.

I'm being critical. Yeah, I'm not being honest. I'm explaining why thing, why the story does not work. Yeah. This is why it doesn't work. And these are things you could have changed to make it work. This is criticism. Could he? He's not being honest. Could he have a problem with maybe how you said it? I hope so. Yeah, right, right, right.

I don't give a fuck. Right. He's saying it's done in bad faith. Yeah. Yeah, that's what he's saying. Well, that's why I posted the notes. Like I said, my stuff that I said on the comedy show, which is still valid, but then I posted my notes

which are not funny. Who, what, sure, did you say it on? Biggest problem. Okay. And Nick Rikki to show. Right. But that was before I had read it. I just said the response to it makes me think that it sucks.

Yeah, you're speculating that it sucks. Okay. Yeah. E for real, dude, like, don't, like that's the whole niggas shit part of it. Like that's legitimately the whole nigger shit part. Ah, I'm a ho and word. Me.

He didn't say, he wasn't saying a whole. He's saying ho. Just call me a ho. He's call me a ho. Because it's like, dude, be for real. You a shitster. That's fine. Own up to it. Don't be no like, dude, be for real. You a shitster, that's fine. Own up to it.

Don't be like, like, throwing your hands and then hiding behind the back. So, you know, it's like, tap someone on the opposite shoulder and then turning around and after like, you didn't do shit. Like, come on, bro, be for real. Yeah, that's funny.

Like, this is what you're doing. That's cool. You're supposed to say you're a shitster. All right, yeah, I mean, like it's just supposed to, like you're a shitster, but these guys make, these guys spend all day ripping on Star Wars and Marvel and shit, which I agree with, but they make the same fucking mistakes

and then act like, right? I mean, yeah, Star Wars sex, because they told a terrible story. Yeah, it's not any good. They forgot to include things like motivations, character development, arc, yeah, sure. People like learning and coming to terms with things.

There's no tree moment where Luke confronts himself. Yeah, he got offended. I mean, like he got offended. I'm sure he's not used to criticism of something that he's been thinking. I have never seen an audience thinking rally around someone. Our audience just says, that sucked. Yeah, that was no, you did a bad job.

Yeah. Yeah, all right. Well, yeah, you're right. That wasn't a very good job. We did mess that up. We'll do better next time. With that, but at least beyond it, don't act like, well, I'm just entering it into it at a good faith.

And I just want to see this person be better. Like, shut the fuck up. We know that's not your intentions. And that's cool. You're coming from a place that is completely different because I've had people in comic prose. And when I say comic prose, I'm not like saying in the traditional sense.

I'm saying people that have been around the block who have been a part of my journey. They seem to understand how to approach people with honesty and business. And you're supposed to, of course, you suck this sucks. This sucks. I'm going to fake read it. And then I'm going to talk shit to try to form. Do you see, do you see the one part that it all goes back to is, oh, well, and it's a fake read.

No, I read it. Yeah, I read the whole thing. I'm sure you weren't overly interested in it. Once you realized that you weren't going to like it, but I mean, it starts with the phrase two weeks ago. Oh, okay. So it's, okay, just start where it starts. You can always go two weeks ago further in

if you wanna do that. Use that device. If you're saying two weeks ago, tell a story that takes place. Like you start in the middle of like a crazy fight and then you see what leads up to it and then you pick it up from there. That's a device that's used all the time. Yeah, but it doesn't go two weeks ago.

But you have to start with. The fight first and then say, that's what I mean. Two weeks, no, it doesn't do that. It just says two weeks ago and then starts the story. No, no, I understand. Like, I'm saying my preference. Yeah, this is correct.

Yeah, it's, it's just, it's a tried and true, you know, to get you right into it, like, holy shit. And then you're like, what led up to that? Yes. So me pointing stuff like that out is apparently invokes this reaction. Well, this is big ass wall of ticks. Let me get in fundamental shit. That's a different thing, man.

Yes, B. Up front. B honest with the situation. I mean, it's not good. Okay. Yeah, it's my, and it's like, this is why. It's an opinion. Like it's, I mean, there's, there's fucking structure issues that, I mean, we're fucked

up. He, he, he's like, look, why should he respect your opinion if he doesn't respect the way that it was like arrived at? Like, what the shit? But he's, yeah. No, I mean, he's just like, look, it's an ego, Bruce. Like, I get it. I get it. Yeah. Well, I'll read it. I get it. Don't, don't fucking, don't worry about it so much. I know. I know. I'm like, it, guess what? But maybe he's, maybe he's a guy who 99 people can say glowing things and he he hangs on the one. Yeah, maybe. You know, I mean, that's like it's a lot of

people. They want a hundred out of a hundred or it's a dismal failure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just read the notes and do do better on the next one. I was so hard about that. Right. He could go. He said he's the Michael Jordan of comics. And me saying I was like telling Michael Jordan how to improve his game. I'm like, you're not.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me see if I have that clip. I mean, that's like, all right. That's like, you're setting yourself up and saying. You're kind of setting yourself up for some, you know, some bad guy that's Kurt Rambus of comics.

What are you talking about? Hey, I was fucking Kurt Rambus. And Indian kid, an Indian kid. I played basketball with, told me I could be Kurt Rambus. He was Magic Johnson. All right, where's Roxanne? I got to be Larry Burr. And again, there you are.

Okay, what is your, what is your furry shit? Tell us your, what are you? What are you? What animal are you? I'm a lizard. Is that cool? Is that cool? Yeah.

I'm not think lizards are cool. Yeah, it's cool. There's not a lot of lizards and reptiles in furry. Yeah. Like I went to the convention twice. It's like a lot of not a lot of lizards and reptiles in furry. Yeah, are you like I went to the convention? I've been to the convention twice not a lot. There's a lot of tats. There's a lot of dogs foxes wolves. They're like the big four. Yeah, hold up. You gotta unmute my pal ash vampire. I'll talk to them in a second. I want to get to know you first. What are you taking or something? Yeah, what kind of lizard? Yes What are you a takeover or something? Yeah, what kind of lizard? Um, yes.

What do you mean yes? What kind of, you're not just a generic lizard, are you? Um, where are we? You see what's wrong with me? I'm always asking for specifics and then people get upset because I want to know, I don't know, he doesn't sound upset. What kind of lizard are you? Um, you know what? I actually fucking forget.

I'm fucking dumb. Wait a minute. Are you a furry or is this a giant? I'm afraid you're like every part of their character down. Right. That's what I, the impression I was got is complicated. Okay. Why?

It's a whole bit. It's a whole bit with backstory and shit. It's not interesting. Yo, it's very interesting. What is the backstory of the lizard? Who identifies as a, you know, bearded dragon or something? Or a, you know what, tomato dragon. A commoto dragon.

No, you're lying to just make us off the topic. What's the backstory of the lizard? You can't clam up now. Oh my god. Why? What could be so bad about your lizard's backstory? It's not boring. He's embarrassed. Are you embarrassed?

Back, back, back. I'm just now used to being on the podcast. That's it. Oh, that's okay. Fair enough. We have them who Oh, that's okay fair enough. We have them who said, how long would you get into like eighth base here? Come on.

I have that way. I have that way about me. Did you not see Eric July's three day meltdown? I have a way of getting under people's skin. What do you think about that? I've been following that on the site. Well, I'm looking at a PDF of fucking isom right now. And wow. What do you think about it? I don't know what's so what's so cool? Like, why do people care about

this? Did you read it? Oh, not yet. I'm just I just, I'm just skimming through it. Okay. What do you think about his response to my very generic notes? She can't take criticism. He's a dick. It seems like it, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, your, what is your, is your lizard like, does he like being inflated? Is it a she? Oh, Christ. It's a he.

It's a he, okay. What is the lizard like to do that's weird? That's weird. Yeah. Let me think. It's a lizard's life on me. I'm not a move edge. Okay.

No. Okay, no, it's not a pet of violence. Okay, we Okay. No, it's not a pile. Okay. Get some info. Okay. Not a pedophile. Definitely not a pair of balls. Is it into being swallowed? Some guy and his girlfriend wrote into the show on time that they like being swallowed. So they got in the bath and put blankets on them. Yeah. Remember this is really funny. Not into it. You're not against this game forever. You'll never fucking guess it. Yeah. You'll, you'll will never guess what your lizard is into. Oh, no, it's a challenge. Oh, fuck. No, I don't

want to make the whole fucking episode of it. Is it into eating other lizards? It's a little shit. Is it into not into eating lizards? Does it do regular lizard-y stuff? Yeah. Like basking on the sun instead, just talking to you. Yeah. More or less. Does it have two cocks? Uh-huh. Right, good, good.

I can be up behind that. Okay. This is tail come off. Right, is it, can it regenerate? Or is it drop their lizards? Right. That's a, no. Yes. to regenerate or as it drops their lizards. Right. That's right. That's right.

Yes. That's a, no, yes, it does eat other lizards. Yes. Okay. Is that it? That didn't expect to walk into a fucking TV. A lot of people are really about this or what? Do I what?

Do you want to waterboard him about it? I just want to know what your fucking lizard is doing. I want to know the animal that's a Okay, so let's say he's a What's he gonna do? Okay, so what did you want to say? Yeah, Paul then what did you want to say? Okay, so Yeah, for affinity, right? Jesus Christ What for affinity? It's no, but I'm for affinity, right? Jesus Christ. What? For affinity?

It's never been on for affinity. Only by accident. It's a site for a 30-hour hours. I don't get out of here. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, right? No, it's right there. It's just a way out here. Over here, my kids. It's my pornography. Oh shit, where do I go from here? Okay, for affinity, go.

It's like I'm the most fucking pop out badge. You end up in the river, the fuck, you're like, what the fuck did I walk into? What is this shit? Yeah. Right? It's deep enough for furries. Yeah.

Yeah. Turns out, it's run by Skull and Flock Radbasters as I've learned since last week and all the shit that has happened since last week. Can you give me like a short version of it? So we can see if it's interesting because furries a lot, you don't want to talk about your own shit, but you'll start a story that's like 30,000 years ago. It's gotta be like one sentence. Shred for you?

Yeah. For a 50, you tried building child porn. I'm hooked. I'm hooked. Okay. For affinity, the furry art site tried to ban child porn? Yes. Do you mean actual child porn? Or do you mean like drawings of underage furries?

That's the thing. Right? Well, it's not. It's a very, it's a very big difference for me. Yeah. A lot of, a lot of people. No, it's the sub shit for them. Okay.

So what happened? It's the same shit for them. Okay So what happened basically Out of nowhere They drop a new rule Banging specifically did you man and Pokemon? with with childlike proportions or anatomy in port like Pikachu childlike proportions Pikachu getting railed and stuff like that yeah you can draw Pikachu getting railed

yeah but you cannot draw Yoshi getting railed Wait, is that true? What you're saying? That's literal true. They have mod confirmation Why Yoshi I Have no fucking no Yoshi Yoshi Mario, you know what the tongue? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, or just came out of the egg I guess he's only a couple seconds old. Yeah Got it. You so you can draw a porn of Pikachu, but not Yoshi. Well, see, they posted a couple guidelines to this, right? Okay, do you have them? Here's one.

Okay. Here's the most, here's the most egregious one, right? Are you four or against their ban of Yoshi drawings? I am I for them against banning child porn. I don't want that shit on again. You're talking about drawings of children, right? Okay. Yeah. Nobody. I don't in America that's not considered legally. That's not considered child born. I don't think. Yeah. Okay. But do I do she getting real? Like? Oh, no, they made it. They made a fucking for proportions. Oh my God. Okay. So they have a, I'm not going to show this on screen. They have a, they have a graph. Yeah. So when the head is too big

for the body or whatever. Yeah. So they have, they have a grid and they have one, two, three, four, five figures on the grid. Yeah. And which one is, which figure is no, no? The left one, obviously, you can't draw a point of that. The right one, obviously, yes. One, two, three, four, five, where did they draw the line? Trick question. They're all child porn dick. Yeah, a trick question. They can just make up the line. Well, yeah, where did they make it up? See, the problem is not even the monster Greek. So they have this stokin now I gotta show it. So for example they show Lord Farkwad from Shrek saying can we draw

can we drop porn of Lord Farkoise? Because he is. Because he has the proportions of the baby. Yeah. According to this grid. Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So clearly no. You can't draw Lord Frequoise porn, right? Right. Especially without a five o'clock shadow. Okay.

It's funny. Definitely child porn. It's funny. You're right. It's funny. Uh, Let me load up some of these other examples. This is a strange world. So they've drawn a, on this one, they've drawn a body entirely composed of baby's head. But it's not child porn because it doesn't violate the proportions. Violation proportions. Right.

All right. Awesome. And then this one is, I don't know what this is. It's some kind of a Pokemon. The visual guides, one in three heads tall. I don't get this one. Oh, God. It's some kind of a Pokemon that I guess the point is

every single other person who looks at that graph instantly starts fucking cheating on it because of culture. So this is just an adult, this is an adult fit to the grid and it violates it obviously. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And this is that whore bunny from Zootopia. Right. And she is the proportions of a of the child. Okay. Okay. Great. Kind of asking for it really. Okay, Buries. You can't fit your, here's a grid. You gotta fit everything to that.

I'm gonna fold in my friend on this. I was the so drawn ground zero going. Yeah, but is your friend? If you tell us what you're lizard is all about, we'll let your friend in. I gotta know what your lizard is about. Will your friend tell us? Step on, are you happy now?

You're dick, getting your dick stepped on or their whole body. Your feet? Getting your feet stepped on? No, pause. Getting your pause stepped on. Yeah, I know people like feet. Yeah. It's like that. But we're fucking lizard feet. Okay. So you like you like lizard feet. They're just cool. And you like when the lizard feet step on you. Yeah. Ah, that's so bad. All right. Yeah.

Thought it was going to be way weirder. So like in Jurassic Park when the tyrannosaurus steps his foot in the mud, are you like jacking up? That was the goal, but that was the exact moment I got. Fuck. Fucking new it. He's going to dance using Hollywood. Okay. We'll let your friend in.

Ash Vampire. Yeah. Get him in here. I'm new yourself. Holy shit. We're a lot more open-minded than you think. Guy like a legit feed. What are you going to do?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't like hurting anybody who can fucking cares. I like vaginas. They're disgusting. What's up guys? What's up guys? Hi, Ash vampire.

Okay, so what do you have to say about this, this mess? I'm looking at an eight head tall mu. So the mu, so mu is a Pokemon that's like kind of like babyish, but it's also thousands of years old. Is it like cat like? You because it like news or something like a, no, not really. It's like a meowth is cat like me. It's like, mew is kind of fetus. Like actually, it would be gross. If I saw a porn of me, I would be grossed out. Okay.

So they've taken a mew, which is normally, it looks like a little child, but they've stretched its neck out, so it fits the proportion. Yeah. There is some really choice, like making fun of this. Here I'll fix it, Sean. I'll fix that.

Okay. But the thing, so Foxy is sending me all this shit, choice like making fun of. I'll fix it, Sean. I'll fix that. Okay. But the thing, so Foxy is sending me all this shit, well, I'm at work and I'm obviously dying of laughter of just the complete shit show that is going on with this. Yeah. What are you doing for work? Are you like a professional pedophile or something? Oh, God.

No, I might actually be worse as a car salesman. So you make that. Your car salesman's a fucking of arguing about CUB. Ferry shit. What can I do? What can I do to put you in this in this Acura? Hold on one moment. I got it. I got to I got to check this out. Yeah. Oh, there's fucking naked view over here. but I gotta check this out. Oh, this fucking naked meu over here. I'm contintulating. Let's get it.

Okay, keep going. What are you saying? Oh, so I'm at work. So I mean, I'm obviously funding it funny, but it wasn't until I got home and I actually started like actually reading through a lot of like the mod post that Foxy was sending me that I kind of realized I realized what was going on

because it there's I think Foxy about to send you a thing where they're still okay with stuff like Teen pregnancy and like children being so like clear porn fetish shit involving children You just can't draw them with the raw proportions or if they're like canonically So to me, it's like okay, so you're not making this argument and not making this rule change because of some moral argument. Right, clearly. That's just not what you're doing. So why are you doing it? Because the owner of Fur Affinity sold it back in the late 2000s early 2011s to a company.

Yeah, it's IMVU. It's a what? I am stuck in IMVU. It's like a parallel thing. Oh, I am VU. It's a what? I am VU. It's like a I am VU. It's like a I am VU. It's like, it's like second life. You have a little like that.

I think I saw it in an episode of Catfish. Okay. So he sells it to them in late 2000s or early 2010s. Okay. But then in the late teens, like beginning of like 2020 around there, buys it back for an exorbitant amount of money to be sole owner again. And to me, you don't do something like that only to then turn around and start banning shit for no reason, right?

For no actual moral, that doesn't make any sense to me. What was he getting from the credit card companies? Well, that's my point. So before he buys it back, F A was just the way it was. He was just a place for you to post stuff. Then around 21, he goes ahead and starts F A plus, which is a subscription based thing for higher res uploads and a bunch of other bullshit that nobody really cares about. But this is a discord Nitro, but for fucking for a free. Yeah.

Yeah. Discord Nitro is for furries. I don't know if you guys know that, but well, well, well, well, what's your, what's ash vampire? What's your furry for sauna? Right. Fox. I'm very boring and unoriginal.

Fox. Yeah. A male fox. Uh, yes. With lizard feet? Do you do any kind of swiping or are you doing capers or anything like that as a fox? Uh, no. Capers. Like, you know, Mr. Fantasical Fox.

No, I'll be completely honest. I like furry porn almost exclusively and you need to have a first Sona in order to like have an in-road to that shit. So therefore I came up with one. It's not all that complicated. Okay. Well, it's just want to get straight straight to the point. Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

But so he starts F.A. Plus in like 21-ish, right? And so then I realized, because if you actually read like the full post, because they didn't actually come out with a full list of the guidelines until like after they just talked about there's gonna be new guidelines. It's so after they got harassed by the user base,

nonstop for like days. Okay. And they asked about like a proper document listing like all the requirements and like all the rule changes. And if are sort of like a proper document listing like all the requirements and like all the rule changes. And if you read it, it is identical to the vagueness and the wording that Patreon did when they started banning it's identical, fucking identical. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, it's got to be credit cards, man.

It's got gotta be. It's all it is because he must have, his FA subscription system must have hit some sort of threshold where the processor start looking at it again and they're like, oh, you can't have this on your side if we're gonna process your shit. So he then gets rid of it. And I don't even have a problem with him wanting to try

to continue to run the business right because he's the sole owner. I get it, you have to do it if you want to continue to run the business because he's the sole owner. I get it. You have to do it. If you want to continue to make the money, just say so. Stop making it about like the tranquillity. Yeah, morality. Yeah, I'm trying to justify it with a morality.

I'll be less pissed and be okay. More okay with it. If you just come out and say it and I made a post in the server, like basically say, just tell me the truth. I know already that's what it is. I'm not stupid. I've been around the block a couple of while immediately a count band piece post deleted like within seconds of me posting it. And I was just like, okay, so I got it.

Yeah, it's just as terrifying though to have to try to cater to these like, to these rules that are on their face preposterous. Like, you know, even looking at them, like, that's not a good rule. I can't do that. Like, they're even follow their own rules. I've gone into the owner's actual profile, looked through his likes and his posts and shit. Yeah.

He's violating his own rules. He turns out, all the staff have been taking down their own work because it's an direct violation of the rules that they're posting. So they don't believe in it. Clearly because you have to do it because of the credit card companies say you have to do it. So just say that that's why. Yeah, but it's terrifying.

It's because you don't know they could take take you down at any moment and then you never get like, you don't even get to know who does it. You just get deleted. Yeah, yeah. You don't get to say like, face your cooser. Yeah, face your cooser. Sometimes you're going to get a nose. It's just gone.

And you could just defend them. Like it's a, it's some woman who's getting, it's some overweight woman and I know that because they all are. It's an overweight woman in a black box in a building in the Midwest who just gets offended and then destroys your entire life. It's smart not to say it because then it turns, then people will start like trying to flout it like they're like they're leading a crusade like, oh yeah, we'll show them like nah, just fucking bury it, just bury it, bury it, bury it, pretend that it's for, I get it, it sucks, but I understand they're way of going about it, even though

it's done. The thing that pisses me off about it is that they just won't say so. Yeah. Right, like if you're gonna ban all this stuff, at least give me the truth of the whole situation. And it's instead of drag, they let's be honest, there's a lot of furry artists, right, who have no clue that this sort of thing goes on. Like they're like, oh yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

You have a bunch of these people that are getting dragged along with vague rules and they don't understand what they can and can't post and all this other garbage because they can't be because the rules themselves as handed down by the payment process. Yeah. Star paid. Yeah. So, so if you just tell people this is why, it'll be a little easier for everybody.

They won't get pissed at you. Like, and that's the other thing. Point these people. Point their anger at the people responsible. You're not responsible for this. The reason they're able to do this is because more people don't realize what the hell is going on. So you should be pointing the finger at the people responsible for what's going on. Yeah, but then they get attacked and you have to pay for it. Like then there's, then you're

like leading a harassment campaign against your payment processor and they're not going to, they might not like that. Sometimes it's a catch 22. It's no one situation. You can't, but at least just tell us that this is why. That way you don't, that way you're not getting harassed the very least. Well, I respect your opinion. I mean, I respect that side of it because I do that, but it comes at a great cost. And most people are not willing to make that cost.

Yeah. They're not. And I'll be honest, a small time furry artist in the middle of God knows where a middle America should not have to be thinking about not offending payment processors just so they can make $50 on, you know, in a week. Like it's just drawing me getting fucked. What are the furry porn artists I know are doing? They're just packing up and moving. They're clearing out the galleries and just going to the next site and then

the next site and the next platform that will support them. And so that one gets shut down and that one gets shut down and you keep going. We need our own Israel for a furry porn artist. Basically, right? Yes. That's not offensive, right? That's not an isemitic, is it? I don't think so. That's the other problem is they're pushing people out to sites that are demonstrably less safe. You're getting artists that are getting pushed out to places like ink money that have legitimate pedophiles and actually the garg sheet on there because they have the way

I'll go. If I think about it a little sway, right? Well, that's like post. That's the same thing that happened to post. Everybody got pushed down to post and then graph is a retard and leaked everybody's DMs that post got hacked and everybody's DMs, emails, they all got released. It's like, yeah, man, that's like you push people onto this platform run by a drunk moron. And this is what fucking happens. Right. So you're just going to pull it.

Pull it. Discord, telegram, mastodon, whatever the fuck, like whatever the fuck, furry sites, people are going to push you out of for affinity, like ink money or whatever the fuck. Yeah. That's all deep web shit. Yeah. To a certain degree, yeah. Right. I mean, like, what are they going to go back to Deviant Art, which is, which still looks like it was built

in the 90s. It runs like it was built in the 90s. Like, it just, guy, just wants to get off to some furry porn and he can't. Should be that difficult. It's probably my fucking lizard feet that I can't even have that. Oh, now you're fine with it. Right. You're like a fucking Debbie Aton, like Natalie Portman, not revealing your secrets. And now you don't care. Well, I think there's also a, there's something to be said for like the psychological impact of being told you can't do something.

People will either reject it, reject it immediately out of principle, like because they have like oppositional defiance disorder, or they will, or they will rationalize it and incorporate it into their moral framework. Like, oh, I can't do something. That's because that thing is bad. You're right. Let me take this to my, even though they won't be able to justify it. Right.

And it seems to be like, go ahead. And the other thing too, is a lot of these artists are not like, they're not like super successful people. Like they're, their whole existence as an independent artist is very, very, very fragile. And as soon as you start, and porn is like a solid market for underage Pokemon porn, you're saying. Oh, I'm building an empire on that. Yeah. I'm just saying in general that in the same way that like, you know, the top 1% of Twitch streamers make, you know, most of the money off of Twitch, there's the same way in the furry art world is that like there's a couple artists that make way more off commissions

than basically everybody else. Right. So if you have all these smaller artists and they can't and then you basically tell them they can't do certain things, you're narrow, you're, you're strangling out like a ton of people that either a could become big or they've been trying to make in the art. Well, they're starting to get a little bit successful. They figure out what they can draw, what people like them to draw. They're getting commissions and then you say, yep, no, sorry. And we're not going to tell you why either. Yeah. Weirdly, we're all in the same boat.

Yes. This is the censorship of speech. No matter what it is, that's what it is. So that's what I realized it was like after I came home and started looking at it in like a little bit more detail. Yeah. But the reason the reason the mods can't decide between themselves, what isn't allowed is because nobody actually knows. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's worth watching. Everyone's mad at each other instead of the actual fucking problem. And we can't say the problem. Thanks to Biden. You guys should move to back by, give it a shot. It's Patreon on the blockchain and you cannot be censored. And everything in policy is encrypted. Actually, I literally did.

You did. I was looking for other platforms or whatever the fuck, because I'm like, yep, this is on the way out. This is going to the shitter. Yeah. Okay. Made a back by good. Good. And tell your, tell your not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

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I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm's life. That's essentially life in all of its forms. We're going to be all right as us citizens. Yeah, as humans. So joining us. What weird should have you guys seen in the furry community? Other than like this is some of the weirdest shit. Yeah, this is bizarre. What about like furries are a lot more,

typically furries are a lot more amenable to the like, like, weirder shit or friend shit. Yeah, I'm just going to talk about a lot of straight forward about it. You know what I mean? Yeah, the most free drama is fucking straight forward. I got to tell you this. I was at furry con in Chicago this year. Oh, my girlfriend took that stupid picture of the pizza and I went to the bathroom there and it was the entire hallway leading up to the bathroom was the

worst smell I have ever smelled in my entire life. I mean, you're sweating in those suits. I'm from staff, right? Yeah, it was like the inside of a batting glove. Oh, yeah. That had been passed down from my father's father's father. It was like, you're like fucking furry Dante going to the third circle of hell or some shit. I did feel like that. The furry bathroom circle Jesus Christ. The problem is, is that a lot of people are so into going to the con that they won't ever take the suit off unless they must absolutely and that's where that comes from. It's generally something that if you're going to be somebody like that somebody like that is to be avoided at all costs.

It's kind of odd because you have it lingered in the hallway. Like it was still there. There's nobody around. I'm like, oh my God, this is my eyes are fucking watering. This is so bad. You have a bunch of greasy darts who will never leave the room except for this one day of the year, right? Yeah. And it's Chicago.

So the heat on the sun. I was in the summertime. God. I don't think it was in the summertime. No, but should be in the cold dead of winter. Yeah, it was in the dead of winter. But that means the heat is on the building. Oh, yeah. And that hotel. Yeah. Anyway, what's the, what's the, what's the weirdest shit that you've seen in your, in your community? Let me see the little shit. This is actually hard.

That's from cozy. They're just learning about your job. Oh, yeah. The first time. Oh, oh. Oh, okay. Sorry to do real. There's a lot of choices that you could make. Oh god.

Give us a time to be. Let me see. The fucking the fucking first suit that that one guy moved out of all the Sony together carpets and shit. There's like a YouTube video of that one, I think. There's like a down the rabbit hole or whatever the fuck. Okay. That one's probably the worst shit I've ever seen. Like, uh, rain fur fest just in general, if you know anything about that, oh, oh my god, I almost went there. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the fucking internet historian video on, uh, rain forest Northwest or whatever the fuck no, what's that oh God it's oh my god look at this This is a this is a first suit that somebody made out of carpet scraps It looks like somebody's going to butcher you.

It's terrifying. I'll you up and eat you. That's a Stephen King fucking. Yeah, this is a Stephen King level. Sure costume in real life. That is wild. Oh my God. That's fucking head. Now this is a villain. Like I can fucking smell that from here. Like I can't even look at there. I think. Oh my God. It's a carpet scrap. So somebody had, somebody had like a leopard carpet. Or cheetah carpet. It's actually fucking full tron of dog shit.

For what it is, it's very well done. You know, it's like fucking after my mosaic experience that I want to shit on something that obviously took craftsmanship. Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill of the fucking furry world. They made a carpet suit. Buffalo townie, the tiger. You're right. All right, what else? What's another weird thing? Yeah, so to rain furfest, I mean, like I don't win. Courage anybody to look any deeper into that

because it is truly, truly terrifying. But it was so what happened there? Did you go? Did you go to I didn't fuck it almost when? I think of the worst, think of not the worst, but the loamest like, like dumpster fire of a con you've ever been to, double it.

It's fucking worse than that. So what basically it was, it has, it had transcended the, like, the furry world and like, maybe it's way into, like, larger internet culture. And it was so bad that for years, I have to decorate almost. So almost a decade, no furry cons were able to be hosted in California because they all black. That was a Washington state, right? Furfest was in Washington state. But it's close enough.

Like they were just hoarse. Okay, I'm looking at a, I'm looking at a furry with a diaper on. That's what it said. Yeah, it was just around. I mean, you just completely trash the venue. You got a whole bunch of fucking nasty, dirty furries, trash in the venue. That's basically it. Yeah, but he's got a diaper on. So is there a literal shit that's being played with here? There was, there were, there were, you know use diapers in multiple hotel rooms.

There were always everywhere. Like it was a deep. There was a bump into that one, right? Oh, yeah, there was a ball pit. And I don't want to say that kind of explains itself. Wait, what have you guys ever allowed back in the same hotels? No, so so that's the thing. It's yeah, I know it became this like, hey, don't be this

way. Like a lot of Freakons started to, in order to be able to host events anymore. Right. They had to, they had to like show the hotel that they had a significant enough the pie trend. Yeah. I was broken. I think it's a Trump. Yeah, enough security stuff. And I'm sure I'm going to rules clear rules like they had to go like way way above and beyond just to like say, hey, we will not let this happen.

Yeah, I think this huge. Yeah, like I almost I almost went there as a fucking high scholar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. pretty as fuck. I'm a furry.

I'm in high school. This is for my very like every other day, you know? Oh, fuck, furry conventions. There was one in my fucking ballpark. It's like two buses away. I can go there, right? Right? Yeah. Bring it up in my fucking ballpark. It's like two buses away. I can go there, right? Right? Yeah. Bring it up to my parents and shit. Well, um, good luck. I'll say that one. That one's that one's legendary, but yeah, I was I was a stone. There was a way from being

fucking a part of internet history and not the not the good guy. I'm not a part of internet history and not the good guy. So what's, you guys have any good furry plans like the Cum Pizza guy? I have a fox. I have no other that one. No, no, no, nothing like that. Okay. Well, thank you for calling in. What makes you a rage before you go? For me, it's the standards of small business owners

or the lack thereof. Okay. So, like, I don't think anybody likes corporations, right? But they do at least get the idea, right? That like, hey, there should be standards for the entire employee base, so that, you know, when we say we're going to do something or like, there's, you know, we're going to open at a certain time or we have to have pricing be correct, it just is. Just for the sake of the people, you know, shopping. Small business owners, they're not beholden to that at all. They own the place.

They can do whatever the fuck they want. So, there's so many times I want to patron my small bills, my local businesses, but they're not open at the times they say. They don't have prices where they should. You guys have to go get somebody to figure something out. It's just like, this is just an objectively worse experience for what I'm trying to be done here. And you're basically put, you all want us to patron small businesses.

You hear that all the time and you guys can't manage to make it like as good, at least as good as going to Walmart. Like I just, what am I supposed to do? Just just answer and just answer. Amazon. You got no choice. Okay. Ash get out of here.

Roxanne, what's your, do you have any lizard? What makes you a rage? What makes me a rage? Yeah, so. Do you dare how fucked texting other people is? Mm-hmm. Like, how many people realize how different it is to talk to someone face to face and to like message them over text? It's horrible.

It's so if people become fucking monsters over text live. Like that that's the thing right? Something about internet communication is just demonstrable words. Oh yeah, that's a big thing. Almost everything about right? Like, Zoomers trying to like, make work around with this shit. We were like, tone indicators like slash each J for half-show kick like what the fuck is this yeah like what are you trying to communicate to me here like like there's some kind of like like That they're so much room for missing to a rotation mm-hmm or people just being assholes. Yeah, this is fun Yeah, that's why yeah, yeah, I'm gonna use this. Like look at video having meltdowns on Twitter every. That's what it is.

Doesn't really does the average. Everyone on Twitter hates video, but in person is a really nice guy. Everyone on Twitter hates everyone else on Twitter. And that's a lot. That's true. Yeah. All right, all right.

Thank you for calling in. Tell your furry friends to use back, Bob. Yep. We'll do it. We'll. Yep, we'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll have to deal with this shit anymore. All right, buddy.

Yeah, peace out. Bye, bye, bye. Okay, that's what you think, Sean. That's gotta be an experience to just being at the same hotel with them. It's wild. Yeah, it's fun. There's no, yeah.

I mean, we talked it to the last guy, there was another guy who they're not allowed back at that hotel, right? No, because they shit everywhere. That's, that seems to happen. Yeah. That seems to happen. It only happens in that community.

I don't want to send them all over the phrase, but they seem to have like a, you know, just, it's like pick up after your pet. Yeah, well, they know it. They know they're doing it and they'll say like, guys, do not shit everywhere. time. I'm going. Oh, how about I mean it? What about a little bit? Well, yeah, if shit is that okay? It's like no, right? Come on. I mean you're asking what are we even here for then? Come on. We got it shit up to place a little bit. Yeah We'll clean it up then Yeah, do it in the bathtub. Okay.

Pitcher.com slash the Dickshow. Back.by slash the Dickshow. You can find us in cozy.tv slash Dick Masterson or Rumble. I think it's rumble.com slash the Dickshow. I think, I don't know. You don't even know. Well, no, because so Rumble makes you get like a username and a channel, but then I can't put the DIC show as the channel because of their

swear filter. I can't put DIC. What? So I have to combine it. So you can't search for us on Rumble. You can't search for anything because Rumble is YouTube allows the DIC show. Oh, yeah. Because Rumble is, I'm convinced more by the day

that rumble is a crappy video platform that was bought by a Ron DeSantis Superpack only to have a place for conservatives, not Trump, like anti-Trump conservatives to run propaganda. That's because YouTube is gonna ban us all. YouTube banned me, banned Revenge of the Sys. They're gonna ban anybody who's not pro-biden.

So they bought, they paid $100 million to buy rumble and do that stupid like, SPAC shit, or whatever, they buy us a stock and just sneak a company into it. Okay. Having stock as a competitor to YouTube is fucking retarded. Anyway, I think the whole thing is just a way to have a, a, an online space for like,

disantis propaganda. Maybe so. So they don't give a shit about letting me have like a filter word. They don't give a shit about ads. And they have a bad platform as dog shit. That's where filter is that, is that, because they bought it and they have no idea how to fix it. Like they don't know.

So how to fix shit that is obviously wrong. Like they're still, they bought it and they're like, well, I don't know, man, we're just fucking, like, a hundred million dollars for a political campaign is nothing. That's why we bought this place. We don't actually have to, we don't know how to fix any of the problems.

Right, right. Anyway, we just put what we want this place. We don't actually have to, we don't know how to fix any of the problems. Right, right. Anyway, we just put what we want on it. Yeah. Maybe so. Yeah. Maybe so. Crazier things have happened. So this is, this is prisms and sunsets.

Justin gave me a thing to read. Oh, cool. Oh, that's right. We're supposed to play it this week. Yeah, yeah. This is, he gave me a quote to read because I fucked up the last one. Snap back.

Okay. Snap back will be out on all platforms officially on June 1st, but I'm, he's put I'm in the quote I'm supposed to read. What a fucking idiot. But I'm releasing it early for the Dix show listeners to show my love for the show. Hopefully, y'all enjoy it. We worked our asses off on it. I gave you nothing last time and you played one of my tracks, so my battle. So this is, this is Snapback from Prisms and Sunset. Go to where he's supposed to go.

Wait, wait, wait. Is Snapback the name of the album? No, it's the single for the track. Okay, see? All right. Our way it may be. Prisms and Sunset is the band name. Isn't it, so snap back the album?

No, because his project is called, like, what, green, green ghouls, ghosts, little green ghouls, I think. Boy, we're terrible. Just the fucking words. Well, just fucking put it in the quote. You should have to say more than this. You should have the band name. You should have that.

Yeah, this is fucking son, this is snapback by Prisms and Sunset. Get your fucking dick sucked while you're listening to this song. Don't fuck up. I don't go to prismsandsunsetstopbandcamp.com. It will change your lives. I could be totally confusing the situation too.

Don't be gay. Prisms and Sunset's, this is snapback. Okay, here we go. The song's too fun. There's literally no music here. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is.

Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is.

Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. It's cold color, take the one on the chain, just to know you care But I wonder why you ask where I'm here, and you cannot meet me there And you is taking hold tonight

It's a dream Seize you are afraid from the moment you're alive Say what's coming through that clear, that great aside It's a dream I'm taking back one spot, not going home to the night Yeah, if I listen to what I'm not smoking crack, what I'm doing cocaine Right And I'm doing cocaine. Right. You're gonna get me just a snake in my hand It's nice and rain

Just what I need by now And then, then, we're taking hold tonight It's a dream See, see, we're a breathe from the moment you're all in my heart Singers coming through the window, playing a song Taking back what's mine that can't be hold tonight I'll be rolling out This guy likes it No, I don't think so art

I'll shave your head and put the aviators back on. For you? Yeah, not that. I'll shave my head for a fish tank season 2. Yeah. If I get to go on that, I'll shave my head for that. Okay. Hey, throw the moment you're alone Sick was coming through, I'm clear not a blow Stop!

Look at how bad ass dick looked on Dr. Phil in the 2000s Yeah, I'm all mad What happens? It'll happen to me if I'm alone Oh! Stop the shitting. The brownies are back. Hey, there it is. Snapback from prisms and sunsets.

See, like, melodic pop is not a bad phrase to me. Some people don't like that stuff. No, I like it. I still do. Sounds good. Yeah, I like that sound. I like it. I like melodic shit.

It's not offensive. No. I always wish I could hear the lyrics more, but I can't hear lyrics normally. Yeah, you know. It sounds like Charlie Brown to me. And Tagginger says, King Dick sends his salutations and thanks for not killing yourself. This guy was going to call and he talked to a big game, but he never did. Oh, well, what was he going to do?

Got to debate you or something? No, he was just going to call in and then I said, I'm going to call in. Let me call in. Let me in there, coach. All right. I'm like, okay, well, you have to be there. You got to be there to call in. I'm not going to like, you know, I don't get invested because I know you guys flake all

the time. So if you're there, call in. It is amazing how many people flake. And they say they're going to call in. It's like you think you thought you had something you really wanted to say. Yeah, come on. There's a depends of thousands of people listening. Man, fewer attention horrors than I think there are.

It's a very fine line between attention horrors and like people can, who can be at a place at a time. That's something even normal people struggle with. Right? Yeah. Most of life is showing up. Who said that? Hey, Vagoda. I think many people, many people. But it's true. Caesar. Coofe says I'm 100% claiming credit for Eric's Twitter. I think he gave Vagoda a set it before Caesar, Coofe says I'm 100% claiming credit for Eric's Twitter. I think he'd go to set it before Caesar, because he was really, yeah, I got it. Okay. I just point out that yogurt bill is coming in the million.

Thanks. Hey, Dick. I bought all of Tony says, Hey, Dick, I bought all of Vito's stuff just because he had his head in the oven. But felt guilty. You'd been left out. Please accept a small contribution to the oven, but felt guilty. You'd been left out. Please accept a small contribution to the shit pit remediation fund. I'm going to put the WATP shirts probably up for sale

this week. They're really cool. W A T P TDS. Okay. Super boys, Miles. Sure. else. Sure. Tooth the 220 already. I know. I'm going. She it. She it. You don't want to make me a rage is that we don't have

enough mindfulness in the men's community. And I know what you do, you just call it and it was like, ah, that's my sentence. But it's like, first of all, bro, mindfulness isn't like some technique where you need to be, quote unquote, mindful, it's really just just passing your surroundings, right?

Like whatever situation you're in, you should embrace it. And you accept it because that is the situation that you're in. So when you are mindful, you are able to make better decisions in the moment because you're not acting on emotion, you're not acting on impulse, you're rationalizing all the things around you and you're quantifying. Yeah, then I'm gonna kill myself. If that's if I'm fucking deciding on everything around me, then I'm just gonna blow my brains out. You go off to a girl and you go, hey, I'm a mindful guy. I really think about if that's a bomb fucking deciding on everything around me that i'm gonna blow my brains out you want to grow me don't hate i'm a mindful guy i'd like to think about what i'm not gonna say

i'm a medited and blah blah blah that's just putty dude it's putty to them it's like yeah that's true i want to hear that you are sensitive to even if it is a sure all the way but they become putty it's fine because girls it's not putty so yeah i mean if you are a mirror to them, they are more likely to like you because of it. So my Feminist love me the shit, personal life and your life decision making whether it's with your homies or at home or at work with your family World's back. It's also just a really good plus of thing to like put out. To weaponize. Yeah, against women.

Right. That's what it is. Mental fucking matters. And right now, we're being like mental health. Does that fucking matter? I'm a huge success. I have zero mental health. That's true.

So what do we got? Minds on this bro. I'm really full of heart. Think about it. No, I want to be a skeleton of titanium that has burned everything else away to have nothing left, fuck mental health and fuck you. That would be cool.

Yeah, like the Terminator. Fuck mental health. Yeah, that's awesome. Fuck mental health and fuck you. Yeah, but you like, I mean, guys have this like elaborate way to explain their vulnerabilities that's still them being in control of them and then using them against women. Like, yes, mindfulness probably works for you.

But well, a lot of some guys, if they're too aware of their surroundings, they'll fucking kill themselves. It'd be about me included. I don't want to think about this shit. It's very nihilistic and bad. The guy, the guy last week, I think, to me, he was misinterpreting what they were saying. Or he was joking. I don't think so.

No, no, I don't think so. But at the same time, it can mean different things to different people. If it doesn't mean anything to you, it's of no use to you. You have to be able to relate to it. If you're being told to be more aware of your surroundings, the only thing I'm being aware of is that you telling me something to do when I fucking hate you. That's fucking, yeah, that's a big part of it.

Oh yeah, yeah. Well, people are, a lot of times resistant to being, they don't like thou shalt. Yeah. You know, big part of my problem is you telling me things. Right. There's ways to do it where you aren't telling somebody to do that because that's, that's you people get defensive. Yeah.

Um, with that shit. Let's see. Oh, this is a good one. Hey, Vic, Sean. Yeah, I have to race for you today. That is for getting your fucking deodorant. I hate that. I get to work this morning and I realized just go on

Pets feel like fucking shit Yeah, I gotta go to the rest of my fucking shit Yeah, yeah, you have to be like oh man. I fucking thank you man Every once in a while every once in a while it happens to me I don't understand to be a kid. I don't understand. You'd think it would be complete muscle memory like my routine in the morning.

Yeah. Every once in a while, I'll forget. And I'll be like, something feels weird. And you can't keep running your car because it melts. That's right. That's right. At surprisingly low temperatures.

Yeah. Because, you know, they have to kind of go on. They have to sort of melt when they hit your skin. So you don't have to be, doesn't that be the holistic smell? Yeah, but they do, I think at a higher temperature, it's the worst. Yeah. All right. And then the spray, I remember being a kid seeing the spray in movies and stuff.

I think, where did that, I'll come, there's no spray. I always just appear in the A. Yeah, I'll come, there's no spray. I'm just, I need to spray. I'm like, it's for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it must have been cancerous or maybe anti-cancerous. Well, I mean, remember they, they banned a lot of the propellants from aerosol cans, but they're still,

were aerosol cans, they just used a different propellant. Just give me a spritz. Yeah. Well, I don't, and make the spritz nozzle, one of those ones that rotates, when you do it. Yeah.

So you can't ever get a good fucking spray out of it. That's a good question. If you can still buy aerosol deodorant. A lot of questions I want to get to the bottom of. Yeah. Still remaining. Really, really important questions. Like what is the plot of Isom?

Summarize it. I will tell you. And once I tell you you I will read it. You're pretty I never never heard of that. You got to be that anything. I know I know I know I know it's fucking bad. I could I could tell.

I'll really read it. I'm Sam from Wisconsin calling in. I just wanted to reassure Dick and let him know that he's totally going to get over the whole county fair judging bullshit. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That stupid judge.

New information has come to life. It's okay, robbed. Yeah. Well, she grew up on a farm and loved animals her whole life and always participated in the fair in 4-8 and everything. When she was a little girl, she had to submit some pictures of animals. Yeah, that was going to be very different. Yeah, participation trophy because a stupid idiot judge told her that, quote, a snail was

not actually an animal. And I know she's over it because she still talks about it to this day. Yeah, no, thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I agree in animal science. Yeah. Still love animals.

Still talks about this bullshit. So, uh, yeah, you're definitely going to get over it. Thank you. I agree in animal science. Yeah. Still love animals. Still talks about this bullshit. So, uh, yeah, you're definitely going to get over it. How big are her tastes though? You left that part out. She'll get that off, right? So. Butters.

This is an animal show. Fuck yourself. I got it. That's got it. It's got it. It's got it. It's got it. Man, of a whole day of celebrating.

That's the fucking spike in the football. That's the crime. Yeah. Now, the whole point of it. First place is totally meaningless. Because, no, because me and Randy made it out of love of the fair. Yeah. And then my girlfriend ruined it by making it

about her stupid picture that she said, all photography is shit. I'm gonna prove it by submitting this. And she proved it. And then she made us panic thinking we're not gonna win anything, so we made it too big. Yeah.

And just put all this time into it and it just snowballed into this horrible mess that was not fun, because of her dumb interaction with it. And then she won. The point is that she won, because we lost. Doesn't matter if now it was, like the women, the compounding stupidity of the women that

robbed us of our day of celebrating even a minuscule tie, which it would have been. Yeah. I mean, you guys were Richard Jewel. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. We are. It turns out it was Eric Rudolph all along. Yeah.

People remember Richard Jewel. It's the Eric Rudolph thing is nobody knows who the fuck that is. I'd like to talk to your wife. Tell her to send me an email about this so we can talk about how to get over this tragedy. No, that's happened to us. Right. Because it doesn't sound possible. Mindfulness.

I should go to a rape survivor thing. You could probably tell them a thing or two, Dick. Yeah, it happened to me at the LA fair. Yeah. You wouldn't think this kind of thing could happen in front of so many people that it can. And you would be the bell of the ball. I thought I was gonna have a nice day, celebrating my achievements

and myself and I was raped. You to walk the fairgrounds angry. Yeah. Give a red to walk around the LA fair, like you got to dick up your ass, because that's what I had to, that's what I felt like all fucking day. Yeah. Yeah. No amount of deep pride, whatever could,

could quell that to them. And they only had hazy IPAs to make it worse. Really? That would be my part of the rape thing where it kind of falls apart with, I was like, what the fuck is this, hazy IPAs to make it worse. Really? That would be my part of the rape thing where it kind of falls apart with, like, what the fuck is this hazy IPA? You know, yeah. All right. Uh, any of these like appealing to you, here's a good one, chili oil. I love chili oil.

I really, really classic rage when we could all, uh, really relate to. Okay. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that. I really like that.

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You need to unstick them from your leg. Yeah. And the chili oil from your hand gets on your dick and balls. Right? As you start to really peak trimming. You dick some of the food. Gradually feel the most intense, penile and ball. Because you're all pain you've ever treated.

Wow, really, really feeling goofy. Yeah. Yeah, that was not fun. That was brutal. Actually, honestly, the worst part was just kind of just as a wasted. So we've been a nice cool, fruantrip time and it was just kind of wasted. Anyway, that would not recommend. Okay.

Okay. Sorry, that happens. Yeah, I've, you know, in peppers and stuff like that, I mean, oil is, you know, generally just soap doesn't really get it off. No. Some of it has to wear off, you have to use, you know, a different shit. But I've done that, you know, I wear contact lenses and I have definitely not gotten all

of the jalapeno I've chopped and minced off of my fingers and found out about it later. I'll just talk about mushrooms, is making me want to do drugs. Okay. That's it. You want to do drugs? You want to do drugs? I do drugs. I smoke crack.

Eric, let's watch another reaction line thing. Okay. This is about you. Yeah. Stupid question. He calls me the bunny from Arthur. I haven't gonna be here. Here let's see, he calls me the bunny from Arthur. The bunny from watch that show, did you? Arthur, you mean the movie?

No, the cartoon about the bunnies that live in the city. No. You know what I'm talking about though? God, I'm old. No, this was a, it was a children's book where the Dudley Moore fucking 80, which I never saw. Well, I was older than, yeah, this one, this guy, I think he's than, yeah, uh, this one, this guy has- How old is Arthur the Bunny?

Art Vark? That's not a lot of work. I think he's black. Arthur, the art vark. You never seen this guy? Uh, he's got big glasses, he's like a nerd. Maybe. Look at him.

You think he's black? Look at this fucking- Yeah, I think he's supposed to be black. Is he, okay? Is he played by a black actor or something? No, I just, I don't know why. You ever get the feeling like a cartoon is supposed to be black? Uh, I mean,

unless they were playing in a way, look at this fucking guy, look at this clown and this fucking jaw like this. Okay. This is Muffy Crosswire. The fuck? I don't know who the fuck that is. I don't know any of this shit.

Uh, okay, he's calling the art. Buster Baxter. Buster Baxter. Buster Baxter, yeah. I'm doing things right. To have a guy like this, go out of his way to write all this stuff up. I can't think of Kimbo Slice. And get out of this guy, dude.

I can't think of Kimbo Slice, not right. I don't know, man, it's got a fucking big ass beard. I mean, I defended his, I defended his comic marketing plan for like a, like months with Vito. Yeah. He was overreacting. Well, Vito didn't like it, right? I mean, because like he said, there's probably

little jealousy there. Oh, yeah, Vito was just going at the marketing saying, it's like, horseshit horseshit. All of a sudden, millions of dollars and he's like, he's gonna fuck it up and he's gonna fuck it up for the rest of us somehow. Yes, I know that's why he's thinking. Yeah, and then I breaded and just gave notes.

Yeah, and it's fucking, it's causing more of a meltdown than veto ever, God. Yeah, and veto's bigger than me. You see? Yeah, he has more, he has a YouTube channel. I don't. Okay. Okay, like, unlike anything I've ever seen another person doing comics, it showed that the people

are watching this stuff like a hawk. If you don't like I saw, that is free. You're free to have your opinion. You can even tell me what it is. Do it respectfully. I could. I did it. I could.

I did it. Be a disrespectful son of a bitch. Well, I reciprocate. Let's just say that anybody that's coming to me respect, I will not jump down to throw to anybody, anything like that. But if you act bad, I'm gonna hand you a such. I'm gonna make a lot of money off of this video. And we also got to go through just how stupid a lot of my detractors is.

Especially ones that look like a bust of backthrow, whatever his name, the cat that made this is what he looks like. It looks like that rabbit from Arthur. They're not. They're not. You're like a cartoon rabbit. I like a cartoon rabbit because I might have a big head. Oh, really?

Yeah. Is that what he said? I think that's what I would have never made the I look like this guy. You tell me. Do I look like this guy? Buster Baxter. I mean, I would probably probably pick like a hundred cartoons before I pick. I don't know.

I don't know. I like that he responded though, even if it's like, fuck you. I'm going to be with respect. Right. No. He should call in. Yeah, he should call in. But he probably won't,

because these guys are like real precious about who they're talking to. You know what's funny is like if he called in, like he would be treated with respect. I think all my notes were respectful. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna have to go ahead and read your notes. Hahaha. Hahaha. I mean, I'm guessing that's not true, but you know, I mean, it is true. I the way I delivered them was not respectful.

There you go. Paul, but I wasn't even gonna hit my stock. They could be valid. They could be valid people. Yeah, right. Other people were saying that I was, that I suck because I didn't read it. And I said, well, it probably sucks. Right.

But you did read it. You did read it. It doesn't mean you're, even if they were disrespectful, it doesn't, it doesn't said, well, it probably sucks. Right. But you did read it. You did read it. It doesn't mean you're even if they were disrespectful. It doesn't mean there's not validity to that. Well, I put effort into it. You clearly so, what do I get? You manage to put your fingers to the keys and put something up, and that's more effort than I would do.

Yeah. Prism's in sunset. It's okay, yeah, we got it. Very, very unprofessional positioning. Okay, goodbye everybody. See you next Tuesday. Thank you. Disrespectful son of a bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dude, just get an editor.

There's no, I have to have, I have had more notes than you can even dream of on all of the shit that I've ever turned into anything. I would go, this is your response. I would go so far as to say you owe it to your funders to get an editor. You owe it. $3 million in your talking about all.

As good as it can, There are people who are professional for a reason and have lasted in their chosen industry. I did this for free. Yeah. That's true. You're talking all about how hard it is like logistically to ship the kind like the hardest part of the logistics. Well, that's because you didn't edit or write.

No, the hardest part is creating a really good piece of art. People get in like fist fights over a script, like one line. 100%. Oh man, whatever. I care about it. You know what, I hate good art, bad art, I despise. Yeah. That's my mo, that's my fucking motivation.

Fuck art, fuck art and fuck you. Alright, goodbye everybody. See ya, thank you.