The Dick Show - Episode 362 - Dick on Apparently Unfinished

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

The LA Fair Arts & Crafts saga concludes, I go on Eric July's stream, a neighbor lady avoids school shootings, Islam is crashing, dancing vs. moonwalking, Lizzo quits music, women at the CDC, and a new theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh, How was your night? Wide awake, not one minute of sleep. Why? What happened? Everyone's while it happens to me. I gave up about 530 You just in Somnia. Yep. Totally Sometimes You know about that. Yeah, but I hate when you say you can't sleep and some fucking idiot always has to do like, well, I didn't, I've never slept in my whole life, actually. Oh, I know.

It's like, yeah, you, I mean, I haven't slept since the universe began. Right. You think that's bad? Sleeps for pussy's. I haven't slept since 78. Fucking Peter Griffin and Somniacs. That's my problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't get my sleep last night. Oh, you think dance bed? Yeah. I haven't even my sleep last night. Oh, you think that's bad? Yeah. I ain't even slept since, oh, fuck, did I? Oh. Oh, I think I fucked it up. God damn it. No. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, it's gonna be a sloppy one. Oh, fuck, dude. This, there's a lot of issues with my streaming. Yeah. I fuck it, I'm just gonna leave it the way it is. It's on another. It's on your prostate checked.

I would prefer my prostate getting checked over over pretty much anything else that happens to me on a day like this. This is it. Yeah, there's some people who do that for free. You know, I'll just go in the doctor's, I'll say Dr. Pegby, get it in there. Don't take it out.

Right. I mean, take it out, don't take it out till I forget who I am, please. Oh wow. Click. There we go. It's a little done side effective prostate examination.

This is gonna fucking work. God dammit. We're screening on something. We're screening on something. Yeah, we're streaming on everything. On rumble, on cozy, except I think I put the link in wrong. So now I have to go correct everything. Oh boy. Yeah, oh boy is right. It's my stupid multistreaming thing didn't work. All right, well, I'm copying this one sticking it in the discord. Maybe that will help.

Good luck, everybody. I had a fun night last night. You did? Yeah, screaming at retarded people. Okay, you ever do that? You ever have a good night? Just, I've screamed at retarded people, but... Oh yeah, how'd it go for you?

Did you get through to them? I did. I kind of bullied them through an intersection one time. You know? Yeah. I too find that that's the best outcome with retarded people. Sometimes you're screaming at them until they stop doing what they're doing. You've got to out something. You've got to out crazy. They're stupid sometimes.

Yeah. You know, that's the, yeah. They're so aggressively stupid that sometimes you got to make them think that like you're completely fucking unhinged, which in any given moment you might be. I might be. Yeah. I might be. That's important to add. Yeah, that's, that is a, that is a fact. My neighborhood's on fire. Did you smell it coming up here? I did, I didn't. I didn't. He's fucking homeless people are going house to house

out of jealousy, setting them on fire. I think it was a homeless guy who said it on fire. Yeah, probably. Cause they go in there and cook meth or beans or whatever homeless people are doing They put the meth in the beans. Yeah, they got meth beans Yeah, they're they're they're they're methen up some beans. They're farcps are supersonic They break the sound barrier. They open up the beans. They got their meth. I don't know how they do up

They're like let's mess. Oh, let's mess mess up these beans. Yeah, yeah, they pull out their pot, they put their bindle down. Two birds, one bean. They take their top hats off. They're a bindle. They mess up beans and then they fuck up. Yeah, they're all messed out. Right, on beans, on beans. Only a little hot up on beans.

Messed up on beans. You think it's gonna be a sloppy episode today? It might be. I don't know, I'm in an out right now. Oh yeah, cause you got no sleep. Yeah, zero. I didn't get any sleep either, but I don't wanna add onto it.

I don't wanna be a Peter Griffin inside. Go for it. I had quite a fun night last night. Yeah. Screaming at Eric July. Oh really? Still going with that. I guess. You know I read July. Oh, you oh really still going with that. Yes. You know I read it. Oh you read I saw. Yeah, I did. What do you think? I go every every

everyone I ask. Well, look, what do you think? I'm not the I'm not the audience for that. I didn't think anything was memorable. I did I found myself zoning really quickly. I took a look at your notes. I don't understand. They were actually much more diplomatic than I would have. I gave it thought like a notes. I have gotten a lot of notes exactly like that from studios and agents. There were a couple. I was just going to say know, I dated a writer for like almost four years. Yeah. And she was, at one time, she was an editor for a very well-known music publication. Those are the kind of notes that she would give.

Like that's, I would see the notes that she would give the writers. And it's like, thank you. They're fucking, thank you. Professional writers. They don't get but hurt. They're making product. You know what I mean? None of them are getting paid three point seven million dollars for their product either. But this is it's not it's not what he does I understand somebody like criticizing your baby or telling you your kid is is ugly. Yeah I mean, to be perfectly honest, there are a couple things where I was like, oh, that's a little snark for an audience. Like, you knew somebody else is gonna be leaving. Well, honestly, it was for me.

I didn't think I was gonna release those notes. I just wrote it down so I would remember. And then I did it on the show. And he started winging out that I'm a hater. And I was like, okay, I'm just gonna post the notes so you can see that I tried my best. Yeah, I mean, this is everything that I thought, like you can see all this work.

Right. This is a valid criticism. No, there was a lot of useful criticism in there I thought. Oh, well, not according to this jackass. Well, I mean, look, I get the hypers get the hypersensitive, it's hypersensitivity to criticism. I really do. I really do. Um, you know, I thought it was, I thought we are not an echo chamber. I got that one. What do you think about that quote? We are not an echo chamber.

We're referring to the, the, the, the, the air July fans. So like, man, man, many muskets sent me that one. They're arguing about my fucking criticisms. I can't believe that's, it's just going. We are not an echo chamber. Man, what the fuck does that mean? We are not an echo chamber. You mean, who's we? You mean, the echo chamber.

That they're going to, they're gonna just regurgitate whatever you say. I don't know, we're telling you how it actually is. They're so upset about this. I mean, and so is he. Look, he's streaming today about it. Look, as if he's calling me the N word again. No, hopefully not.

You know, that's hopefully he's learned his lesson. He's better than that. Hopefully he learned his lesson after last night, Eric, and isn't going to be calling me the N word again because I hate being called the N word. Right. Well, you know, it's, it was nothing,

there was just a lot of, I think it seemed like he tried to cram a bunch of, this will be explained further, type things into it. Like it's like, oh, I don't know about the accepts and who's what and who's like, I don't know. I mean, I read it once all the way through and then I went back to kind of like certain parts

and checked it, kind of cross referenced it with your notes a little bit. But so my question to you is, what else did you do? I went, I went really, really hard on everyone. I mean, the rich and perv. I mean, to get him so pissed off. All I did was review it, actually. That was it.

Yeah, so Vito, the first day it was successful, Vito was saying how much it's gonna suck. And I said, you're just jealous because he raised all that money. Like it's been like a year of me saying, you're just jealous because you raised all this money. And Vito says, maybe, but it's also gonna suck because he's like a year of me saying, you're just jealous because you raised all this money. And yeah, but Vito says maybe, but it's also gonna suck because he's like a first time.

And Vito hates anti-marketing, anti-woke marketing. Both things can be true. Well, here's the deal with the woke shit. I love that Trump came out being anti-woke the term because the term's fucking stupid. Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah. Yeah, you know, I know it's always been, it's always probably it.

It's like the left's God and the rights is going like well actually they're God sucks like oh yeah no shit okay so how is this gonna stop like wars is it what is it news for you so does yours yeah Trump's response is like no wokes retarded and then DeSantis is coming out like oh you gotta get a woke is the biggest thing? Are you talking about the darkness from the never-ending story? You fat moron, you fat ass of the nothing. The darkness is Charlie Murphy.

Right. So, wokeness, whatever intersectionality, like what it is, what some people intend it, but very few, most people just say it is like what some people intend it, but very few, most people just say it is like, no, it's just eternity. And it's what I hate the left. We're streaming on everything, right?

Somebody would tell me if we're not working, right? Somebody fucking tell me, please, somebody, God. I just, I can't believe somebody do my fucking work. I did read it. I did read it. If you had to, there's like a homework assignment. You did do the homework assignment. I did read it. I did read it. If you had to... It's like a homework assignment. You did do the homework assignment.

I did. If you had to read it. I could see how excited you were about me reading it. Well, I never thought this Jackass would be arguing about it all fucking week, you know, right? Yeah, I mean, he, look, it's more than, it's more than I would do. Well, I mean, it's like, I gotta give some respect

to somebody who steps into a boxing ring, even any of these internet idiots, you know? To me? No, I will give respect to somebody who just does something that they want to do like that. Yeah, actually, yeah. I will. That's why I was so nice in the notes. I was very surprised. They were a lot more constructive

than I would have thought. Yeah. A lot more. This motherfucker last night, last night is like you're not the gospel of unlike yeah but I've read the I've read I'm talking I told you the beginning of this fucking argument save the cat and a hero with a thousand faces okay those are the gospels of storytelling you fucking moron what's the point of it just green writing book it's really yeah it's written really simply I think Paul Rubin's read that book and just wrote Peewee's big adventure following the outline exactly.

And it's like, oh yeah, wow, it's perfect. Amazing, the storytelling is fucking perfect. It never gets in the way, and every board, things are always moving. Yeah, me for thinking that you as a representative of this craft, you should put a little time and investment into learning how it fucking works.

You smug prick. So I don't know if he had an editor or not, but a punctuation editor only, copy editor only, not so. Well, they did fuck up one thing because I like, what's that? Well, I like details like this because it's the, it's the cavalry you call it. I saw that. You don't call in the Calvary.

You do not call in the little area right outside of Jerusalem where Christ our Lord and Savior was crucified. You know, call that in. It's the cavalry. It's an easy mistake to make. You know, your brain just kind of transposed as things. I was like, you know, that's the... But, you know, I'm not the audience, you know, who knows?

But it's, man, I... The audience deserves a good story. Don told well using storytelling techniques that we've, that we've honed for 10,000 years. It's gotta be, it's gotta be fucking hard. Especially when it's your baby and you don't, you can, look, what was interesting, one of the most interesting things was the, was his kind of letter at the end to the audience.

Asking for criticism. Well, that turned out not to be genuine. Well, but he also said, well, I mean, yeah, look, I mean, maybe he didn't even know that he would be as sensitive to criticism, you know, as he is. I don't know. I, you know, I don't know. But I know what I, what I saw was a lot of, he's really big on respect. You can obviously tell that.

That's a big theme like in the, you know, and I mean, I could see where, and I heard him when he was saying, like, you know, if you're respectful of me, or if you're disrespectful, I'll treat you as such. Like, that's, it seems to be a big thing with him. And it's like, he goes back, he's like, buddy, disrespected me, that can't be tolerated. Like that's like, he's doing things that, like the villain would do. Some of his, that's what I said. Yeah.

It's not, this is a villain that you're describing that behaves like this. It's kind of is. Sacrificing everybody's well-being, including his family for his emotions. It's a fucking villain doing that. I kind of got that. It's not an identifiable protagonist. I kind of got, there's just, I don't know.

You know, it's, I don't know how the characters will develop or whatnot, but, you know, and fuck, man, I'm far from a, from a literary critic found myself tuning out. Yeah, that's what everybody fucking wants and an engaging plot and story. Found myself fucking tuning out. There were kind of a lot of just kind of names thrown around or it's, it's, it's a little I know a jackford and fucking slab. They're down at the quiz nods playing on the Schlit.

Like, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, what else was I gonna have? There was, you know, so you should have wrote, no know, a jackford. And fucking slob. They're down at the quiz naws playing on the, like, I don't know. Yeah, what else was I gonna have? There was, you know, see, you should've wrote, no, it's like me, that's how it goes. Yeah, that's why I pissed them off so much because I actually did the fucking work. That was, that was more effort than I was going to, yeah, you know, so we live on rumble.

We're now live on rumble. No discord, no rumble, is that? Let me see. Rumble's not working. so I'll just post the goddamn Should's fucked up here's the link all right, let's start the show sure D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- that's giving you life from out in Brunken Deepen, hard to city failure. I'm your host, Dick Mashes, an AK, the 20 million dollar man. Joining me is always a world touring, LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick.

Hey, what's up? Thanks for your review of I-Sum. No problem. Very thorough. No problem. Eh, you know. Did you give it a Mickey score? How many of Mickey's?

How many of five Mickey's? How many Mickey's would you give it? I mean, you know, I probably give it a... Ralph is a full of five out of five. How many Mickey's would you give it? Ralph is a five out of I probably give it a, Ralph is a full of five out of five. How many Mickey's would you? Ralph is a five out of five? Oh yeah. Really, he likes it.

No, no, no. No, he, now remember my joke about slipping Mickey's? Oh. That was five out of five Mickey's. Yeah, I'm a joke. I think he had with a found footage thing with Mickey. I'm thinking Mickey Mouse. I'm thinking Mickey Mouse.

How many Mickey Mouse's out of five Mickey's would you give it? So five is bad. Five is good. The most Mickey's. Five is the most Mickey's. You want. I thought that of five Mickey's? What'd you give it? So five is bad. Five is good, the most Mickey's. Five is the most Mickey's. You want? I thought you're slipping Mickey's, that's a bad thing. No, I understand confused. No, I understand confused.

Then it's great. No, I am confused. What if you're slipping yourself some Mickey's? Well, just give it a score and then say if it's good or bad. Oh, I'll give it a two out of five Mickey's. Ha-ha-ha. Is that better, good? That sounds bad. I mean,

would you like a woman to grade your dick as two out of five, Mickey? No, well, look, but I thought it was like as a story, you know, I'm not big and, oh, I know what I was gonna say. Yes. Kind of the stuff at the end, he said all the stuff that what he's not going to do,

which like he's not gonna have like a multiverse or anything like that. Who gives a shit? Well, no, but I'm thinking, why are you limiting yourself like that? You don't know, you might have a great idea on how to use it. Like these things, these things are, look, they're not those things, those concepts exist because they have worked. They don't work all the time.

But it's like when they're done well, but They don't work all the time. Yeah, it's called fucking, but it's like when they're done well, they work, but he's going back to the future. Fucking a miracle. Wait, what's the one? It's a wonderful life. That's a multi-vert story. It's a wonderful life.

Look at this other universe. I'm just thinking, I'm fucking exist. I'm never gonna do anything like that. That's good storytelling. It's your imagination. I'm just saying, why, you might learn a lot about writing by doing it. Why would you ask?

I don't understand why you'd limit yourself like that. I know he has like, That's just a fucking hate campaign. But he has like, don't you hate comics by this? He just, I don't get putting the limits on yourself like that. Yeah. I just don't. I mean, you're just really, it's like, you know, going to, I don't know if you

want to become an audio engineer and you're going like, I'm only going to make pop records every fourth Tuesday when the bells ring. Yeah, I don't do pop. What do you, I only do jazz? Like, we make fun of those guys. I only do jazz and classical. That's what I do. I don't do hip hop.

Yeah. There were a few, a few guys left over from the analog days who are like, you know, I only do tape. I don't, I don't know how to run pro tools. I won't, it's like, well, dude, you know, I don't know hip hop. Yeah. There were a few guys left over from the analog days who are like, you know, I only do tape. I don't know how to run pro tools. I won't, it's like, well, dude, then you know what you have to do? If you were a studio owner, you had to hire a bunch of people

who knew how to work in the digital realm. Cause you decided not to, and you get the odd analog guy every now and again, who's 75 and like wants to relive the good days. Like it's, it's, it's when you talk about work. How come women can you teach a class for women where they could talk about work the way you talk about work? Cause the way they talk about work is horrible.

And I hate, I've hated every story I've ever heard a woman tell about work. They always, they go on a TED talk for women only. Uh, that was it. It's my entirety of my TED talk. Just yell it again and again. You're the same thing. What do you, Sean? What do you think when you look at it?

Here's our mosaic that Randall and I made. Oh, wow. What is, just give me some words, a whip around family feud style. What's some words that you think of that come to mind when you see this? Mickey. Mickey.

How many Mickey's out of five would you give this mosaic? That's probably, that's probably, that's nice. That's out of out of five would you give this mosaic? That's probably that's probably nice. That's a four out of five Mickey. Five Mickey's right. Yeah, some like the last to third place, right? Yeah, maybe even a first. I mean, but did all the work. I really I do the Dodger logo is really good.

Oh, it should have just been one Dodger logo. It's like really it's like like bang on the scale and stuff. And we eyeballed it, man. It's fucking eyeballed between my Mexican eyeballing and Randy's obsessive, a tiger mom background of coming out in this art piece. Amazing, amazing union of Mexican and Japanese LA heritage, right? It's pretty cool.

Look at the Hollywood sign. You didn't even compliment that. I didn't even see, I didn't see that you have the, the ocean at the bottom, right? Yeah. I didn't, I didn't, I'm all the good LA shit in one mosaic. You could see the smog.

Yes, you can see the smog actually. That was a choice. I actually. That was a choice. I know. That was a choice. It's pretty cool. So. It's no pizza, but it's cool. What's the word?

I noticed in all your praise of it that the word that didn't come up was unfinished. No, it looks like that's a choice to me. Not having grout. Yeah. It was a choice to me. Not having grout. Yeah. It was a choice. Yeah. Tiles are packed very tightly together to make it not look like a toilet. Yeah.

You see tile, then you see grout and you think toilet. So your mind classifies it as non-art. Yeah, sure. Right. And I'd like to hold a mystery woman in a toilet bowl and waterboard her face in a latrine and shout this at her. It was a choice because we didn't want our art piece to look like a fucking toilet because that's real tile.

It's not this chicken shit plastic tile that everything else in here with tile by number, mosaics. This is real manual labor from men. I know you've no familiarity with it other than get it done and bitch about it, but it was a fucking choice to differentiate our tile work from the kind you see every day. So we'll pop the eye and go something odd about that tile. Oh, there's no grout.

Oh, that's, oh, it's a whole thing that they did. Yeah. Look, they've even chopped up small pieces of tile to fill in the gaps. Yeah. So there couldn't possibly be grout in between any of these tiles. Right. Right. Yeah.

Was a fucking choice. Yeah. So I go down to the for listeners who've been not paying attention or beating off for whatever for the first 10 minutes of every show for the last three weeks. Good for you. Congratulations. Time well spent. The results are in.

The final results are in. Of this trilogy of failure. Yeah. That is the LA Fair Mosaic that Randy and I made, Randy who's given me notes that were way harsher than what I gave Eric July. I believe it by the way.

Yeah, I have never art, never, oh, I've always said thank you for reading it and thank you for putting your time. I disagree with a couple of these, but I see where you're coming from. And perhaps I'll try it your way. Like I said, okay, if you're the fucking expert. Little snark these, but I see where you're coming from. Perhaps I'll try it your way. Like I said, okay, you're the fucking expert.

You're the fucking expert. Little snarky, but nothing, nothing like really, I was very surprised that they were as actually constructive. I was, whatever you thought was like constructive and nice in the notes. Yeah. I was the complete opposite on the stream last night. Were you talking to him? Yeah, he was doing a stream complaining about this mystery person.

Oh, you're talking to him? Yeah, so I called in and said, you're acting like a fucking child and like the way you're reacting to these notes, even from a veteran comic artist on the panel, makes you look very insecure and you don't have the kind of like, like you don't have a history of work, your brand new.

You're right. Yeah, you have no, you have no place from which to deny these and make fun of the people who are giving them to you. It's all, and you're coming off as childish. Well, that's how I started. Yeah. And then I got, I got way worse with every, because then people were calling Vito a pet, I mean,

I win the old way. The old chestnut. Yeah. I was, I did that out in just a, actually, it doesn way. The old chestnut. Yeah, I was dig that out in just a, actually, it doesn't have time to collect any dust. It's always it's always in play. We're playing peta ball. We're playing petafile ball tonight. Boys, hey, come on down to the rexon.

We're going to play a good game of peto ball. You throw the ball to you and then you say how you'd kill a petafile. Right. Put them in a wood shipper. All right, bloodstamp is ours out. They're not put them in a wood shipper. I'd blad stab his eyes out. They're not put him in a wood shipper. And then pass the ball to you. I'd put him in a wood shipper and then freeze it.

And then put him in the wood shipper again. See what they're doing? Passing you. I'd go back in time and rape him as a kid. And then I'd go forward in time and saying, I raped you and turned you into a pedophile. And then I would put him into a wood shipper. And they passed me and I say,

hey, what if we could just cure it? Yeah, what they do? We do that too, right? I'm just checking, like, if we could cure it, we'd all do that dead fucking silence on the panel. Yeah. Like, you guys are just talking about imaginary shit that you would do.

Right, so what, you know, you're a cure it too, right? I understand that you do all this violent stuff, but you'd also cure it, fucking silence. Yeah, yeah. Well, what they don't realize is, they're just in their shit heads. They're doing a support group

and they have like the stick or something that says they're allowed to talk. Yeah, so I lost it. So you lost it. Oh wow. Yeah, whatever. Look, it's all, fuck you. It's all, it's obviously, it's all new to him.

He hasn't, like he's, he has a presence on the internet for doing, for doing a certain thing. He probably, he, I don't know if he's, if he's maybe honest with himself, he might be thinking like, wow, I am really reacting to this. I mean, now he's monetizing the haters, dude. They're this year culture where they like, if you can make money off it, you're like a hustle proof.

And it's like, yeah, I'm like flipping it around. All right, man, I can't give a fuck. I mean, it seems like he's genuinely upset about it. Yes, which I get, but yes. When you put up, you're nobody's going to like everything you do. There are people who think like name 100 million record-selling artists here who think they're the worst fucking thing ever.

Yeah, you know, like, you get, I don't know the notes are still valid. Like, so Rita, I mean, like, explain to me, at least, Lerna, I'm like Picasso was an amazing artist before he turned into like this, the Ubisoft nonsense and that's why it's good. Cause he knew what to do. I've heard that before that. Before, he. The Ubis nonsense. I know, I know. And that's why it's good, because he knew what to do. I've heard that before that.

He did no prodigy at like 16. He painted amazing things and then he's like, I'm gonna fucking start. I can't make this, it's already been done. The bests have already done it, so I'm gonna get fucking wild and get into it. What is a painting, right? Yeah.

And then that's like the entire modern art movement, which people should on, because they don't fucking understand it. Learn the fundamentals and then you can break them, you know, or else or else your art is a function of chance Yeah, as opposed to some kind of knowledge decision you might into the decision Yeah, that's why it's hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're saying, but it's You know you can you can trip and fall

into something maybe once. I don't know that you can do that with a, with a comic book because it's two, it all has to hang together a little more. You could maybe do it with a painting and have it be unintentional and have it resonate with people. I don't think so. You don't think so? No, because like people think of paintings just like this, a painting appeared on the wall,

but it's like a long process of like creating network. That's creating and creating with other artists. I guess it is like writing. Well, no, but, yeah. But I mean, if you're doing, I mean, I think, I mean, not if you're my fucking girlfriend, by the way, who took this shit as a fucking joke and gets her, that was a deal, by the way.

If she wins, the art fair, she's hung in the studio. Forever. I think it's possible to write a great song and that be the only really good song you've written. I think you can trip and fall into that. But you have to learn like chord structure and like, I mean, there's a long process to learning how to play music.

To play, yeah, you have to be able. And write music. To play, yeah, you have to be able to play music. I mean, I guess you have to at least, I mean, you've got to at least do it, but you have to learn. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I was going, well, no, no, no, but I guess conceivably you could do it with hitting one note on the piano at a time and saying, you have to have some kind of natural sense of melody or something that all it has to do is resonate with people. A bunch of people go, I don't even know why I like it. I just do.

We are very sophisticated as the point of the show. Sean and I, and the listeners of the show are very sophisticated. That's the point. And again, oh the point. So, the mosaic, the mosaic gets submitted. Yeah. And as we learned last and as in episode one, we submit our mosaic. My girlfriend submits a picture she took as a joke that she said photography is not an art and then we got in a big shouting match in the Chicago Museum of Modern Art.

With over this stupid photo of her, she said, anything could be art. This shitty picture of pizza that I took today could be art. I ran a bunch of assets. So it's hilarious and just behaving atrociously in the museum. So then Randy and I, she sees Randy and I putting so much work into this thing. And of course, like women love to do, she's like, I'm going to ruin this. And I'm going to submit my picture that I took as a joke. And you said, we've been making fun of me for like a month for saying that it's not art.

I'm going to submit it. And it will beat you guys. And we said, that's dumb. Go do your an idiot. Go do whatever you want. But secretly we knew at that moment that we were dead. Oh really, how did an inkling? Like of course that would happen.

Yeah, of course that would happen. I've seen enough married with children to know that we're finished. We should just quit and save ourselves the shame of losing publicly, even though it's a beautiful mosaic that we made. So we got to the fair. It's bigger than I thought it was. It's big. So I took us so long. We got to the fair. It's bigger than I thought it was.

It's big. So I took us so long. We got to the fair and she has second place. That's great. There's only first place second place and everybody got a first place for your second place. We wind down the aisle. We see our mosaic.

No ribbon. Sure. Surely there must be some sort of mistake. Every fucking art piece in here has a ribbon. Yeah. Fat lady waddles over and says, nope, no mistake. No mistake. Looks No mistake looks unfinished. Looks unfinished.

So she had to make up a reason. I mean, why there was no. She said, well, how old's your boyfriend? Yeah. To Randy's girlfriend. She goes, what the fuck kind of question is that? What do you mean? It's an adult category.

So we got home miserable. My girlfriend finds that they posted the listings of the stuff. It says a little one by hours. It was in the wrong category. Yeah. A one for first place. And we say, that makes sense. Yeah.

That makes sense, right? Yeah. We got a first place ribbon. They checked us in the wrong category. Polymer clay. It's not a polymer clay. They put it in the wrong one. So I said, aw, awesome.

Awesome. But it ruined the time. It ruined the moment. So Antoids, you know, the guy that reverse engineered the uncucked episodes. Yes, I do. Antoids goes to the fair and he goes up to the lady and asks, hey, you guys fucked up the thing. Yeah, they got a first place. What's the deal with that? And she goes, oh, she looked at and said, I thought it looked unfinished, but now I see that it was okay. She goes, that one, that's a mistake. They just put that in for as a mistake. It's a zero. What? What? How do I don't know? How the fuck would she, I don't know. I don't know. So I go to pick up the art. Yeah. You got to pick it up, but they throw it in the garbage. And I'm

picking it up no matter what and getting to the bottom of this, right? Yeah. And my girlfriend says, you know what I'm so upset? I'm gonna write a letter to them. I said, don't write a, please don't write a letter to them. How could you give in to my boyfriend? I have this. Maybe she did that actually.

I bet she, she told me she was writing to tell them off because it worked so hard. And I'm like, you're giving me flashbacks to my childhood, who my mom would fucking do this. Please stop what you're doing. She's over there and all I hear for like an hour and a half is, oh wow.

I'm like, can you, when is the end of the, cause I'm, I have to go there tomorrow, right? So whatever you're writing, I have to do what? I have to do what? I have to do what? I have to do what?

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I have to do what? I have to do what? I have to do what? I have to do what? I have to do what? I have to do what? I have to do what? it up. Here's our tickets. There was a mistake on one though. There's a one there. They put it in the wrong category and you can see that that's a first place ribbon. So I'll just collect the first place. You just give me the first place ribbon and I'll I'll be out of here. And she goes, Oh, Sharon, it's that guy. No way. It's that guy. They were speaking some kind of a whale language because they're both fat. But I knew what it was saying because of my natural, you know,

right exactly. Intuitiveness with women. That's 28 hertz. I know it. Right? And then I heard one from the back. Mm. It's like, oh, that's a big one.

There's either a big school of fish coming or that guy's here. Yeah, I said, I'll just, you know, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We lost, don't worry about it. There's either a big school of fish coming or that guy's here. Yeah, I said, uh, I'll just, you know, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We lost, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it all. Roar!

I can't do a sound effect. Oh, gotcha, yeah. I got Maddie going with my roar. So she comes over and she goes, oh you, I've been waiting for you. Oh, this is great. for you. I've been waiting for you. Wow. Oh, this is great. Wow. My girlfriend really fucked me on this one multiple times over.

She goes, where you like I should have I should have read that God damn letter. But only I wasn't drinking and arguing with Eric July so much I could have fucking stopped this. Yeah. Yeah. So she goes, can I talk to you over here? I'm like, what talk to you over here? Like, what do you mean over here? She's like down the alley, like out here. I don't want us to be interrupted. My God, what words did she use?

All right. Keep in mind, she's a teacher. My girlfriend, so she's got a lot of words. Zeldian, angry parent emails. So she's like combined all of the angry parent emails she's ever gotten into this. What is expensively an angry parent email? That's my son didn't win an award at the fucking arts and craft show.

But she she is studied in the genre. Right. That's like the comic book. You know what I mean? Everything comes back to Eric July. I can't fucking write, okay? He'll, if he, if you do it, you should probably, you will probably get better. Well, you have to, you have to try to get better.

Some people just think do things and they think, if I do it enough, I'm getting better. Like no, you have to push limits. Like you need to structure improvement. Yeah. So you can get better. You don't just shit every day and get better at shitting. You're not shitting out of Venus to Milo in your 80s, right?

You just shit the same shit out. I think, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think when you get to the point where you're like, you're actually, you actually have improved. You actually are good. Yeah. And you start thinking, wow, there is so much more I need to do. That's what is, that's when you start to get good.

That's when you start to get good. When you, when you are gradually, you know, every step, there's another step that you have to well learn and incorporate. And at some point you realize that there's a lot more because you were so limited in your scope at first because you couldn't possibly see it or relate to it. You didn't know the craft. I mean the conversation that I had with him was so fucking retarded Yeah, how long was this probably an hour? Geez. I wasn't even start drunk. Wow, but I came in really really hot whatever

I mean, you know, I hate art. Yeah. I don't think you do. I do. I think you've been spurned by art. Sean, what would give you that idea? Why would I? Why would you think that art has cost me psychic pain, looking at this mural that I broke my back over and then was shit on by two fat women remotely.

And what way do you think art has punished me of all people? You know, why would you, meanwhile fucking idiot? Judge my couple of fucking Astros fans. So fat lady pulls me over. Yeah, I just asked, I asked Eric July. This is the second fat lady altercation I've had. It's fair. You remember when they spilled the nachos on me? Yes.

I do. Two fat ladies. I was my girlfriend and Randy go to the bathroom. They fought over who was going to lick it off. Yeah. Two fat ladies run into me and dump nachos all over me. And the first thing they do is turn to the bartender and go, hey, give me some, give me some nachos. We need some new nachos. This guy ran into us. And I said,

and the guy, the guy comes over and he's like, okay, we'll get you, we'll get you some, like, you know, I'm doing normal, like, employees stuff. Like, yeah, yeah, how could you fucking fat pigs drop these nachos? Okay, yeah, we'll get you some new nachos. And I was annoyed that they were instantly concerned about their fucking nachos and not me that they dumped nachos all over, right? So I said, you know, just using my defensive, my defensive counter striking nature

of me not initiating any conflict ever just responding when I'm agressed upon. You couldn't even get through that. You couldn't even get through that with a fucking straight face. I said, I said they didn't, they didn't spill the nachos. They dumped them out on purpose to get free nachos and don't give them any. So they start waking out, right? And he doesn't, he's knows that I'm not,

like he doesn't care what I'm saying. He knows that there are problems. He's gonna give him a match. It's no fucking shit. He doesn't care. He's like, can we get it clean up? And they start fricking out, no, no, he ain't bopping, he ran into us, he's fucking not the match.

Yeah, and they think that it's like, you're gonna talk about a match. They think it's already done. They're like, oh no, so they said, we need, can we, we need to speak to your manager? And I said, I am the manager. They think it's already done. They're like, oh no, oh, so they said, we need, can we, we need to speak to your manager? And I said, I am the manager. Don't give them the number.

Oh my. That's great. Okay, there's like, I'm gonna, no, I'm gonna give you nachos. You're getting nachos. Don't worry, calm down. Don't worry, we have more circle chips. We have more of those circle chips that everyone hates. Don't worry.

Here's a turkey leg while you wait. Yeah, here's a big brick of salt that you two can lay. Yeah, yeah. A good double-sided dildo. Here like two girls, one cup of salt while we get your fucking nachos. So.

Christ. By the way, all this is called story crafting. Yeah. Eric. And you're surviving me derailing constantly. So that's part of it. Yeah. Eric. And you're surviving me derailing constantly. So that's part of it. Yeah. So all the woman pulls me over.

I put, now I was talking about, on the stream I said, we'll just tell me the plot then. Yeah. Of Isom. Yeah. It goes, well, you know, which, which like the future,

or which part? Like the fucking plot of the book, dude. I mean, I deal with the fucking plot. You would kind of have the horse fight, right? Luke destroys the fucking death star. It's gonna blow up at the whole fucking universe. Yeah. Stop the empire.

Yeah. Right. Roger Rabbit, Roger Rabbit's framed for fucking crime. He didn't do. Right. It's right there in the title. Right there. Yeah.

What's the plot of Isom? A woman that he may or may not know is maybe in danger? It's not a very good plot. Racher. It's not good. We're not sure. Not that it doesn't exist. It's just that it's not any fucking good.

It's certainly not $3.7 million good. Well, yeah, you know, sorry. That's the, you know, funding is all done a little differently than it has in the past. Here's the problem with woke shit, right? This is where I started the show with. Yeah. The problem with woke shit is that Hollywood and businesses

are hiring people because they're black or gay or whatever, and they're telling stories that are black and gay and whatever instead of our good stories, instead of our good writers, instead of our good writers. Because if you're a good writer, if you want a good writer, if you want a person who can do a good job, it's not that you'll get a grade of good,

like well, we'll just get rid of all the white people and find that the black, maybe the black person is the best one there, whatever, fuck you. If you needed me to fucking specify that, then kill yourself. When you wipe off the top, you don't get a grade of good.

You get, it's pass or fail. When you're telling stories and doing shit in Hollywood, it's not, the movie was kind of good. It's the movie fucking sucked or it was, or it was, or it was working or it worked. There is no gradient of fucking passable. It's like a fucking, it's like a trans woman, right? It's not like, you don't say, wow, that one's a 10. Oh, that's a nine, that's a eight.

It's like, no, passes are a, she passes as she fucking does it, or he does it. I see that, you know, it's, that's what's wrong with woke shit. Because when they, when they turn it all into identity stuff, everything's bad. The stories are bad. The choices are bad. There's no adversity to the art anymore. I think if you give somebody conflict to the art, I think if and I think if you give somebody something based solely on what they are, you're doing everyone to disservice, including them.

Big time. Yeah, that's a big problem with. If you're doing everyone a disservice, including them big time. Yeah, that's a big problem with. If you're selling point is like how diverse your whatever is or how like, like, it's like that, if you, if it can't be sold on its own merit, you know, it, yeah, if you need a bunch of dissabers, black, little mermaid. Yeah, we don't care. You're basically saying that it's, you're, you're, you're handicapping it.

Mm-hmm. Like it's like, okay, well, you know, he's a professional golfer who gets to play from the forward T's because, the freeway because he has no fucking shins. I have fun. You know, it's like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, have fucking, you know, it's like cotton Hill. Yeah, like cotton Hill. Exactly. Okay. You know, it's a it's like Okay, yeah, but he's my buddy There's a great drummer says that he goes You know blah blah blah blah. Oh, oh, oh, but he's self-taught. Oh, but he's self-taught when you get to a certain level That doesn't matter. You either are good at that level or not. It doesn't matter how you got there So like it says like fuck the self-taught thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's just, you know, if you're an A-list session guy, whether you were self-taught or studied for 20 years, doesn't really fucking matter. It's like at some point, you can't use that as an excuse is what I'm saying. I said, what are his superpowers? And actually I go,

is Will, did you see him do any super stuff? I'm like, why is this not just like a yes or no, dude? Like, yeah, I did see him do super shit. That should answer your question. Okay, then why does the book like go out of its way to say, maybe he is a super hero? I know, yeah, yeah. I know.

I mean, some fucking other guy on the panel said, yeah, he flies too. And I said, I didn't know he flies. And then fucking Aaron. Or Jive, I saw him jump up a fire escape and shit, like where he was, you know, I didn't know if that was flying or not. I was a little confused by that. And Eric Sence, because in the comments,

the next fucking 20 minutes telling me I didn't read it, because some other guy said he could fucking fly. And I said, I didn't say that. I didn't know he could fucking fly. I don't know. There's some kind of fucking narrative issue. If multiple people don't know if he can fucking fly or not, you've retarded asshole. My read on it was that whoever was chasing him like the cops or whatever thought he could

fly because he disappeared so fast because it closed his eyes and his mouth. Well, I think he's black. They could see him in Jesus Christ. What? I think he, I think he like bounded up a wall and like grabbed a fire and I put it in too. I, it seemed like it. Yeah, I need to know these things right out now.

If he's in danger of he's running away from the fucking police, right? We got to get back to the fair story. So there was one other thing. Remember the guy he killed? Like he punched like through his chest. Yes, that's murder. Dude, I think that guy was back in another scene. He did.

So Eric also, I think he was back in another scene. I was like, wait, I'm cross-referencing. Okay, I'm that guy was back in another scene. He did, so Eric also, I think I was back in another scene. I was like, wait a minute, and I'm cross-referencing. Okay, I'm gonna pull it up. I'm gonna pull it up. By the way, there's an older black guy with dreadlocks, with gray dreads, and a fucking beard, and I didn't see another guy who looked like that in the rest of the thing. Okay. Oh, it's that idiot from early on.

Everyone read Isohn. We punched a hole in me. Everyone read Isohn. And stop telling me how the fucking strife and effect. I don't fucking care if people buy the comic or pirate it. I don't fucking care if you read it. Strife and effect. Shut the fuck up.

I don't care if I'm helping the marketing for this fucking book. It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter. Yeah. Sorry. Cause I'm not jealous of the money. I don't fucking care about the money. Do you understand that all this should I do is for the art of it?

Do you think I wrote a book saying all women are horrors to make money? It's the fucking art that's important. You stupid motherfuckers. See you do love art. I Hate it now Look what it did to me. Yeah, I know Now, look what it did to me. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Hahaha.

Hold on. Let me get that. Let me pull up. I saw him. I'm really surprised that this is going, this has this kind of legs, I guess. Yeah, because he's blackmatics. He can't admit that like he did that he's anything is wrong with the book. Yeah.

That's why it's so fun. That's why comedians are like texting me and saying like, this is fucking hilarious because everybody understands the joke of what's happening except for him. He really does. Again, it's something that he created. He, I'm sure it's probably, you know, he's maybe a little surprised to him. Or if he sits and reflects on it at some point that it's like, like, I really am. Reflect on my nuts, Eric. I really am reacting to this.

Again, I was shocked at actually at the notes. I expected that. I expected some fucking flames. No. Or just some obvious shittiness. I mean, honestly, the worst thing you can get is just like a competent negative, like the best thing for a good person is to get competent criticism that's like on its face. Yeah. And the worst thing for a bad person is to get competent

criticism on its face. Yeah, right? Yeah. Okay, let me load it up. I got... I guess we're just going all the way with this. Whatever. It's too funny. Fuck, fuck it. Everyone hates me now anyway. So I just had to, once again, I am hated for just being honest with my opinion. Let me find where he kills this guy. I think it's before that. It is. Yeah, it's before that. Yeah. No, no, it's after this. I know it is. And then I'll tell you the end of the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I love how he comes in. He comes in and like, Darren's like, hey man, we were cool, but also you're really a piece of shit and I never respected you. Like almost immediately just like out of, out of fucking nowhere. Well, it was, yeah, it's fucked up. Like, what the fuck?

I'm gonna do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I made time out of my day to meet with your farmer ass. You're giving me a tour. Well, no, I'm talking about Darren. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. The, the bad guy. Oh, yeah, because the disrespect is the only thing

that Eric July can see as a plot. It seems like a really, it's only disrespect just like in his personal life. It's a big of the matters. I don't know, I don't know much about him, but like it's, well, you call me an N word. Damn. Is that not enough?

Oh, okay, so here is Isom is getting kicked out of the club. Is that how you say it's Isom or Isom? Isom, got it. No, that's obvious. That's not it. That's not it. I'm just, I don't know how you, okay. So here is, isom, is it? I think it's isom. I saw fucking Avery here is a black

Well, here's the security guard getting murdered for no reason. Yeah, so I said like yeah That looks like murder like you're a fucking a organ organ's explode. I know I guess so. Yeah I don't know what what organ is that a pancreas? Where's all this blood coming from that? Look at shooting through his ribs. Have you ever any blood shoot? You got your lung, your lung deflated, right? Yeah. You had to go to the hospital for like three weeks, right? Yeah, it was a couple.

Well, it happened twice. So the second time I think I was, I think I was in for like a little over a week each time. Have you ever been hit in a shot? It's hard that like a, a red jelly explodes out of your, no. Fucking stomach and five on the even when they ran me through to

put a chest tube in, no blood shot out. Yeah, so this blood is, it's shooting, this blood is unobstructed, right? I'm gonna be like John Martin. Let's blow it over here. It's shooting out of the boom. Oh, crack, right?

Look, right through his ribs and straight out. So it's going through his skin. Yeah. You're dead. I mean, you're fucking, it's reasonable for me to assume that you're dead. So I said that's murder and it fucks up the character. Yeah.

Like it's murder to murder a security guard who tried to kick you out of a club that you're causing trouble in. That's murder and it's, I mean, it's fine, but it's a villain. Like it's a, if it's a mistake, okay. Yeah, right. I mean, you got to kind of recover from that, but that's a, it's a fuck up. And he's like, it's fine, but it's a villain. Like, if it's a mistake, okay. Yeah, right. I mean, you got to kind of recover from that,

but that's a fuck up. And he's like, artistically going, no, he ain't dead, he's back in the book, 50 pages later. So he, so it is the same guy. Yeah, because I'm looking around, I'm like, wait a minute, there's another black, no, he doesn't have a beard. I'm going, who else could this be?

And he's like, he's back, really challenges your, your racism, doesn't it? Cause you're like, you gotta tell him apart. A few hours. A few hours later, he's standing there working the, working the back door. Secure, oh, it's an idiot from earlier. Yeah, so how did he, like, so what is that then?

Is he, is he an accept? Sean, all these questions just get smart ass answers. Yeah. This is nitpicking apparently a guy's fucking stomach exploding and then he's in the next scene. All right, well, even Looney Tunes, like, kind of does, like even Looney Tunes explains, like they show Wiley Coyote with like a sign to show that he's not dead. Right. You know, he's all mangled up and I'm like, oh, what a screw ball, right?

Right. Well, and that's the, you know, in animation, there's something called like the, the, the keep alive grown or the stay, you know, you like, when they walk off screen, it's like, we got to make sure kids don't think he's dead. He's an accordion. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Like, okay, he's still, he's accordion now. When it's like a, it's like a, a PG rated, you know,

like DC, you know, direct to video thing or something where it's like, you got to make sure, you know, that they're not, the guy's not dead. They beat the shit out of them, but he's not dead. He's gonna stay alive. Yeah, like shoot him. Oh, man, I got to go walk it off, right? Yeah. Okay, PG, that's yeah.

Yeah. Show the dog running away. Like all the bad guys are, they have their dogs like, and then they do a one shot of all the dogs getting off the boat. Oh, man, we. Get out of here. That was close. Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put that in. Yeah. Yeah, shut up, put it in.

So I'm at the fair, picking up my mosaic, and the woman says I want to talk to you over there in the shadows. Yeah. I'm like, fuck, she's going to eat me. Oh, no. This is it. I want to get gobbled up. Right. Right is it. I wanna get gobbled up. Oh, right. Oh, go, go.

Right? Yeah. She goes, we got your wife's letter. I said, she's not my wife. But I'm bump. Uh. I accidentally said, why, last week, just because it's easier than girlfriend.

Yeah. And then people in the Reddit were saying, in the Dixia Reddit saying, did Dix get married? And my girlfriend said that she went through and upvoted all the ones who said that. And then she proved it by showing it to me. And I said, don't you have to go to work?

This is, yeah, don't you have letters to write? She goes, I got your wife's letter. I just wanted to tell you that we deleted the, we saw that we gave you a zero on the award. And on my name, on another, because we had multiple tickets going in, I did get a zero. Yeah. Because we removed the zero and left it blank. I said, okay, well, that's not really the point.

Like, how did this, why does it have a one right here? Yeah. Why does it have a one right here? Why does it have a one on the ticket that I used to pick this up, which is in a different category? It seems like somebody made a data, it seems like a judge looked at this and said, yeah, first place, whatever, like this is a lot of work. First place.

What's the point of saying they deleted the zero? I don't know, I didn't read her psycho email to the fucking LA fair. So,'t know, I didn't read her psycho email to the fucking LA Fair. So, I mean, I could imagine. She goes, well, I said, why is there a one in the ticket that we use to submit the art? Yeah. Which is good.

You can like look at it. Clearly a lot of work, more than any of this shit. Yeah. And she goes, well, that was a data entry error. And I said, a data entry error? Are you a data entry air. You've you've are you serious? She's forensically gone through the whole How do you know is a fucking like you already said you fucked up the other ones? Volunteers who she goes now. I can prove it. She goes over the mosaic

Takes the name tag Off of it, which was behind glass this whole time Flips it over. Yeah. And what do I see unfinished unfinished? Yeah. She goes, this is the judge's notes. Uh-huh. And your mother's egg.

I said, well, I got a problem with that it's written by a woman. Let me see her handwriting. Yeah. You write unfinished right now. Yeah. Like, Kaiser Soze. Yeah. I'll flip you for real, right? Oh, handwriting. Yeah, you write, you write unfinished right now. Yeah. Like, Kaiser Soze. Yeah. I'll flip you for real, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah, fencer. Right, I'm finished. Right, right. I'll flip you for real. Yeah. I'll flip you for real, right? Give me a kiss, fuck a cock, say what the fuck? In English, English please.

I'm fucking Hacksack-Agg. I'm fucking Hacksack-Agg. I'm fucking Hacksack-Agg. Yeah. I'll flip you for real. I'm such haxic at. I'm fucking haxic at what the fuck. Yeah, I thought you were real. Ah, I'm such a weird movie.

It was that guy's first movie that he ever wrote. The usual suspects. Did you know that? Obviously not true. He was Brian Singer, I thought. I wrote it. The famous rapist of, was it really Brian Singer? He definitely directed it.

So did he really fuck all those boys? I think so. Whatever. Makes good movies. See, that's what the problem is, they're always going after Hollywood for the pedophile shit. Yeah. But the reality is, if the movie's good,

people don't care. You know, like, well, you know, that's... I don't care. Pedophile it up, man. Does it make the movie better? Do we get, can we turn Godfather 3 into Godfather 1 by letting him rape a couple kids? I don't care. How to file it up, man. Does it make the movie better? Can we turn Godfather 3 into Godfather 1 by letting him rape a couple kids? Because if that's the case, then in elite...

It's on the table. In elite society of all kinds, blind eye is turned to all kinds of things. If it's gonna possibly fuck up their whole you know, fuck up their whole deal. You know what the worst part is about like veto getting shit on? Well, I went hard on everyone for shitting out veto. Yeah. Is that I can make jokes like that,

but because I'm good looking, I, they'll never like, it will never be like, oh, he's a pedophile. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, no one, no one fucking believe that. But because veto looks not like, you know, like the way. Whatever. So I said,

well, how do you know it's a fucking data error? And she goes, well, right here, the judge wrote the notes on the back, unfinished. So you gotta be fucking kidding me. So you got a category with six people, a first place and second place, and we don't even get third place, it's just unfinished. Yeah, because we're not everyone gets a ribbon. I think they should.

So you guys kind of think they should because we don't have the resources for that. Look at the fucking spreadsheet that you have right here. There's like ten empties. Yeah. Everybody gets up like how hard would it be to have a stack of partations participation ribbons? You really want the ribbons? Pick up your fucking, it's just the principle of the thing. Well, I remember when you ran the LA marathon, you ran one of the, you wanted the medal. I got one.

Yeah, I know. You really wanted the medal. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, I hope I still have it. I'm sure you do. She goes, we don't have the resources for that. I'm like, you don't have the fucking resources to say, oh, you don't have a, you have no entry on this thing.

Here you go. Here's a fucking receipt. Right. Here's a, just right, right, right, instead of writing unfinished, right, participant. What if, what if just getting that rib and fixes your entire childhood? Right? What if the, yes. Yes. She just, she that- Yes, yes.

She just made you, you got to carry around that for the rest of your life. What a monster. What an absolute monster. This is good motivation, by the way. Eric. So I brought this home, this tab. I said, all right, give me the other, give me Randy's fucking puppet that he made. He made a puppet too.

Yeah, but he submitted it in the help of child smile and she goes, oh, all those are donated to the children's hospital. I said, oh, well, good, fuck Randy. He didn't know that. That's funny. So there's a Keon puppet. There's a Keon puppet at the children's hospital

just waiting for some kid to play with it. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Just be here. Children's hospital just waiting for some kid to play with it. Oh, that's fun. I'm just being. Starts a mediating, you know, yeah, contract disputes, real estate, fucking a pro bank court hearing exactly glad everyone's here today. If we can get to the matter, we're going to devolverses San Fritzons, P, P, P, P and J has divided up, you know, six ways. and Peepee and Jay has divided up, you know, six ways.

Look, you've got the milk and we've got the cookies. So let's see if we can make a deal before the milk gets cold, right? Yeah. You're sitting on a depreciating asset. I said, well, you should and she goes, okay, well, I just wanted to talk to you, because I didn't want you to have a bad experience. Like, lady, how would this not be a bad experience? Like, look at the fucking, look at the fucking thing.

Like, do you think I'm running a scam here of a ribbon harvesting? And go, like, what? Just give me a, like, what's a matter with you? Right. What do you mean? Why would I not have a bad experience? This is where this is where you just give the guy the nachos and he goes away. Yeah. That's a bad bitch. It's free nachos and I don't even get a fucking ribbing. Doesn't even matter who's right. Just make it. Just

make it go. Damn ribbons. Right. It's an out of court settlement. I bet I could come in here and get an abortion. No problem. Got a contest for that. You know what, Eric July said, I said on the stream, I said, he's like, I never said I would topple Hollywood. You're making that up. I'm like, why don't think that's really relevant to your story sucking, but you did say you would dance on the graves of writers of Marvel and DC comics. Like, dude, buddy, you're the good guy.

And he said, I didn't say I would dance. I said, I would moonwalk. Okay. Are you like fucking, I just a fucking big. The most pedantic argument. I like it. Man, black do crack as it turns out. Again, again, you just have to criticize, give them the very basic criticism of their

art. If he keeps writing, if he keeps writing in five years, he may go, wow, man, Dick was right. No, or, man, I fucking thought I knew, man, I didn't know shit. I mean, I look back on things, I'm like, ooh, that's embarrassing, that's embarrassing, that, you know, cause it's like, you just know more.

So I listen to a 20 minute apology from this woman. Yeah. Ooh. Right. And she goes, well, if your girlfriend wants to talk more, I said, lady, I don't know what she wrote, all right? You're saying like, you're apologizing for shit that I don't even know exists.

I don't fucking care. Yeah. You can respond to her email. I said, I don't wanna be a prick, but come on. Look at this, I mean, there's not even any, this painting here, this watercolor painting has like pencil sketches left over. You tell me that is that unfinished

or is that a fucking choice? You tell me. She goes, well, if your girlfriend wants to talk about it more, please give her my number, but tell her that I can only talk about her art. Well, then what the fuck's, then what's the, what was even that, what was that sentence? What is this, I gotta get out of here, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna really lose it. Some kind of, you know, artist judge confidentiality. I can only talk about your, I can't discuss somebody else's art. Yeah, what do you mean?

Okay. What in the fuck? So I got the tag back. This is the moment in married with children where it focuses in and goes, gush, wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw that is quite curious on the tag. So something was written and then he raced. Give it staple holes. On the unfinished and woman's cursive, you will see that something has been written

under the unfinished and he raced under under what's there. Well, it looks like there's like a, is that a one coming out of the bottom of the eye? I don't't look here. I'll show you. I'll show you. I'm not seeing too much erased, but okay. So you see this, look over here.

There's a erased letters over there. Let me see. And then if you go back, it's pencil. So look for pencil erasing. So I can see, I'll show you, I have it gamma corrected. I gamma corrected it and changed the brightness to draw out the light. Yeah, it's under. So there it says, on the end.

What's it? Indeed, what is it? I thought. Yeah. Indeed, curious. What was written and then he raced? Yeah, clearly something was written before we were fucking disqualified. The lady said the only thing that we promise is that your arts displayed, you're not disqualified.

And that's, well, what's this then? If not disqualified. Because well, it's just unfinished. We ran a series of filters. Looks like an F are at the end with a, what is it? What could it be? What could it be, Sean? I don't know. You have any additional guesses?

No. I'm trying to find the picture. A dickhead ran it through a series of filters. You got to love that. I was going to Big Lebowski it. Here it is right here. Hugh Wyattman has run a... Oh, that's F-U-L. He has run a filtration oh, that's F-U-L. Has run a filtration on it?

Yeah. Where what was written first on this tag by this stupid fat judge, woman, was apparently, you see that? Apparently, on thin and then they stopped and said, well, I can't write apparently unfinished. Right. I have to judge it.

Yeah, because they've erased it and wrote unfinished. Yeah. What do you think of that? Appears unfinished. Looks like. Yeah. Appears unfinished. Here's unfinished. I think that's I think that's a cover up

literally it's a cover up yeah it's literally a cover up So I bring this home and I bring this to my girlfriend's attention yeah and bitch that she is says You know what I'm gonna submit next year. I'm gonna submit the my picture of you when you realize that you didn't get An award. Oh, that's gotta be great for my for my you when you realize that you didn't get an award. Oh, that's gotta be great. For my photo. That's gotta say a lot without saying a thing. She's like, she goes, look, it's a picture of you

looking for the ribbon, and seeing that the ribbon's not there. Yeah. Don't you look sad. Right. It's like a dog at a window who's, you know, is he like, oh, he's here, he's here. It's not him. Yeah. Okay, so that's, you know, is he thinking, oh, he's here, he's here. It's not him. Yeah.

Okay, so that's, hold on, let me find the Dictales. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah, I was thinking about that the other day. It's been a minute since we played Dictales. Yeah, let me try to find it. Confirm, no, not now. Get outta here. Dictales.

Dictales. look him, bro. No, not duck tales, dick tales. Fucking idiot. Dude, dude, you have to search for it. When you got no weekend plans and your job shit shit If you think your life is planned Here's a dig tip You don't need much digging Just start dig drinking dig tails Ooooo Ask him chicks about their shoes

It dig tails Ooooo Get a coach to fix your life in thick tails A burning man danger lurks behind you and as the diesel route to find you You dodge them all and bring them and home thick tails Killing your that's underwear in thick tails We're gonna have good this is throwing our in-chap some beer cups details

woo have your reputation through it details woo oh! okay um what the hell? oh did you know Lizzo was retiring? no I didn't know that.

We finally won. We got her. Really? People made fun of her fat ass so much that she says she's quitting. We got her. We got her. That would be better than Osama bin Laden getting killed.

If Lizzo quit because of all the fat shaming that we've been doing, what's she gonna do? She's gonna go to a farm and eat. She's gonna buy a farm and eat all the cows all day. Lizo says she's starting to hate the world and is close to quitting music because of all the online abuse that she suffers over her weight. Wow. She's like to fat.

She's like, this is what Lizo is Jesus for women. Don't you think? I don't know. I really think so. Because Jesus is like humble, you know, Jesus stuff. Yeah. And Lizzo is just like the opposite, but she's always like, oh, everyone's fucking being mean. I mean, I'm so fat. I'm, oh, check out my new show. It's called Fat Women. It's called Fat Women, right in your face. And we all have, we all use salads every day. There's nothing weird about what we're eating. We're wearing a fucking G string everywhere we go. And just basically shitting on your culture

at every, as shitting on white people's culture at every step. And I'm the victim, right? Don't you think that she's like the white, the, and her music is great. That's what I hate the most about it. Man, I, I don't even, Get your hair done.

Fuck my nails. What? I don't know. I don't follow her on social media. So I have no idea how much of a martyr she is. She's always crying about how. I mean, this seems a little, she's so fat. Quitting music, I don't understand.

Like, she's quitting music because people are so mean about her weight. What if you just, so if we make fun of her music, maybe she'll quit eating? Does that make sense? I don't know. I hated here, she tweeted, I hate the world. I mean, I get it. She's talking about her fat ass like she calls it the world.

The multiverse. I promise there will never be a multiverse in this comic. Who the fuck? What? Well, yeah, because it's not going to be successful. Well, it's like Marvel has multiverse shit after like 20, 30 years. He's kind of like saying, like, this is like, this is impure, this is a cop out, this is blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm, well, it's like, it's like, he's very, he's coming off as like, extremely orthodox. Yeah.

You know, like, I'm putting the Christ back in comics. I just see it as being like super limiting. You could limit some great idea you have in the future because it's like, you said true. And then you know, and then you're going to have to deal with people going like, you said you blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're fucked up, dude. You're not going to like that. I don't know.

In a series of tweets posted on Wednesday, the good as Helsinger said the abuse is making her hate the world. I just logged on the app. And this is the type of shit I see about me on a daily basis, Lizzo wrote, sharing a screenshot. This tweet, Lizzo was referring to included a video of her performing and read, how is Lizzo still this fat? Of course. When she's constantly moving this much on stage, I wonder what she must be eating.

Wow, who tweeted that? What a hero. Yeah, it's a good question. I mean, it's gotta be eating a lot. How many pizzas? Like guys, did you see the whale yet? No, no. You gotta see it is so funny.

Is it really? Yeah. When he's does his eating thing and he's like dumping blue cheese, like ranch dressing and eating a pizza, like oh god, yeah. People like that, people put ranch dressing on pizza. I do, fucking savages.

What do you put on pizza? Nothing. I mean peppers, like you know. Peppers. Yeah, like crushed red pepper. Huh, okay. Hmm. Lizzo wrote, then someone in the comments said,

I eat lots of fast food. I literally stopped eating fast food years ago, she said, well, because you can't run fast enough to catch it, probably. I'm tired of explaining myself all the time and I just wanna get on this app without seeing my name in some bullshit. So we're like a dress and not an outfit that shows

your fat ass and everyone's face, you dumb bitch. That's a little rough. I mean, you know what? Why is everyone talking about my big fat ass? You're like, hey everybody, she's doing like Ace Ventura with her giant ass. Hey everybody, why I remember when I talk about my big fat ass? So I was like, hey, I'm fucking bliss those ass.

What are we talking about, man? No, it's very clear that she does want to be talked about. Yeah, but, you know, and maybe she wants to be talked about for being brave, wearing that. And be it, but it's like, well, you can't be brave if everyone's not saying you're fat. Well, clearly you're, that's basically telling Eric. Very telling, Eric.

It's a great to it. But, you know, I don't know, man, you'd stop setting the fucking bucket of water up over the door and then walking through it like some fucking three stooge's shit or something. You don't have it as this week. What? Neighbor lady comes over and with her dog. Yeah. Her dog and our dog are like, friends.

Yeah. So they're playing in the yard. She goes. The neighbor lady. and with her dog her dog and our dog are like friends. So they're playing in the yard. She goes the neighbor lady says, oh, you're a, yeah, it's getting near the end of the year. I don't let my kids go to go to school at the end of the year because of the she, because that's when the shootings happen. Oh, I don't know.

All right. I'm about that. And she goes, well, you're a teacher. What do you think about that? I'm like, well, I mean, she can't skip school. What the fuck kind of question is that? Yeah.

What do you think she's gonna, what are you saying? Or like, all teachers track this? Like, it's like, oh, yes. Is it, is there an overwhelming increase of shootings at the end of the year?

I think so. I just, oh, it's just insane. And something I would never think. Here's the end of the year. I think so. I just, I, I, I, it's just insane. And something I would never think. Here's the CDC and the, let me read it, because I can't read so good. Uh,

damn, this is a long show already. There's an extortory I told. Yeah. I get my hairs done and my nails. I'm fucking the Minnesota Vikings. I'm fucking the Minnesota Vikings. Okay, this is CDC director. Mandy. She's the new one. Yeah, Colin calls how she and her colleagues came up with the COVID mandates during her time as the NC health direct. So that's North Carolina. as the NC health director. So that's North Carolina.

I think National Center. What, really? I don't know. She, because she was obviously, it's an appointed position. So, North Carolina, I see. North Carolina, well, let's look her name up, I guess.

Mandy Cohen. Yeah. What, what nationality is that? Cohen, is that? Is that Jewish? Oh. See here. I mean, it's not a nationality.

Secretary of the North Carolina Department of... Okay, so North Carolina. So North Carolina. Okay, so this is not North Carolina determined their COVID policy. This should be good. So I would call, probably the person I called most was the Secretary of Health and Human Services

in Massachusetts. She worked for a Republican governor just to, but when she was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, nope. And she's like, okay, neither are we, neither are we. I know. What do the dumb thing to say?

Mm. Yeah. Are you gonna let him have professional football? Yeah, neither we. Uh. You're not representing well, or are they? You're not supposed to be like flip about stuff when you're like in charge of,

you're like, you're like, You're gonna let him have football? No, neither. We, we finally get our Sundays back. Bitch, get in a job. How about that? You want a bit of football? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He won't spend time with me otherwise. What a bitch. Keep believe that. Yeah, not, yeah, right? Not even like a shred of. Yeah. Well, you know, we looked at factors.

And it was really somber. Right. That Kennedy, painting of him in the White House of like deciding on the Cuban Missile Crisis. Yeah, yeah. Really deep in thought. And it's just like, oh, Margaritas. Yeah.

Fuck you. Right. We were laughing. Look at these pig dicks, slurping down pig dicks. All right, let me see. I had one more. I don't read some comments. Sorry, 130. Shit. Maybe some people want to call in.

Does anyone want, if anyone wants to call in, get in the live show thing. Oh yeah, Koof says, hey, Dick, don't forget the fifth grade teacher's review of Isom. Thank you for not killing yourself. Oh, wow, really? I asked a fifth grade English teacher to review Isom. Yeah. And I have it.

Should I read it next week? We talked about it so much. I'll read it next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has 30 years of teaching, story writing to children, and reviewing children's stories. And she loves comics.

Oh, okay. Let me see here, man. This could not go well. Islam is dying in the Muslim world. I thought this was interesting. What? Yeah, so Christianity's dying, or has been on the way out for a long time

in the civilized world. Just fewer people identify as Christians or 10 of us goes down. Like, you know, this spirituality is not like a big deal to people. Apparently even in shitholes They experience a similar thing with their with their version of Christianity for dumb people with aka Islam Islam is dying in the Muslim world

Two thirds would two thirds of Iran's mosques are closed Pakistani scholars are openly weeping about apostasy, madrasas, madrasas, I don't know what that is. They are filled with ex-Muslims pretending to believe in order to avoid persecution. So this is Iran International. This is like an Iranian newspaper, right? Senior Iranian cleric, 50,000 of 75,000 mosques closed.

Isn't that interesting? What if that, if that's true? That's not interesting. Like permanently closed? Yeah, so the Islamic world is like, I mean, this is kind of like, I have fucked this, fuck all this.

Restrictions. Yeah, fuck all of it. We don't have any fun. Yeah, this is basically just like the government telling us what to do. Look at the internet. Like they can see how much more kind of like just freedom like to, you know, to kind of like have fun.

You know, I don't know. I don't know. Senior Iranian cleric, Mohamed Abbal Gisem Dilabi says around 50,000 of Iran's 75,000 mosques are closed showing the declining number of Iranians attending and weakening of the religiosity in the Islamic, well then I look at this, I look at guys like Andrew Tate, who's like obviously paid to promote Islam. Does, oh really?

Is it, is it, is that what he's doing now? He's a Pimp, right? Like he's a camo or a Pimp? And he's a camo or like, Andrew Tate pretends to be women and text guys to make them come, so they'll donate money. Oh, really?

He's brother, not know that. Yeah, him and his brother have like, this was like a hustle to them. They brag about it. Gotcha. Yeah, I'll pretend to be my girls. All right, well, you're flirting with, you're talking to guys to make them come and give you money.

Yeah. I don't know if that's like, is that like a top G behavior? I mean, I don't know. Okay. Seems a little bit extremely gay to me. Oh, you know. But that's,

if you're doing it for fun, that's cool, but like you're doing it, or if you're extremely gay. I mean, now you're kind of looking a little bit gay. Who cares? But he's always on about Islam. Yeah I first thought that was just like edge lord shit

Yeah, but now I think it's what if they're piping like what if they're buying out influencers to be isloms. Yeah I Tell me look out for Sure, given a time of scamory. Yeah big time non scammer. Big times that everyone cries about when they get called out. All right. Three comments and okay, see if anybody wants to call in and then get out of here. Okay. Oh yeah, it's all about the top J now. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, but I'm not a critic of any note. You know, I mean, like the teacher, like legitimately can criticize things

like story structure and stuff that like, I recognize when I see it, but, you know, I'll read it next week. Okay. And then I saw him too, he's coming out. I tried guys, so I'm gonna read. I get to review that. Oh wow.

And then he has a whole shit of verse. Tom too is coming out. I tried guys. I'm going to really, I get to review that. Oh wow. And then he has a whole shit of verse. Eric July is hired a bunch of professional comic writers to write stories about, like, to write fan fiction about characters he created. Really? Yeah. He calls it the shitiverse. It's Isom is like the God fought, like the Iron Man of the shitiverse.

And then he's got like that lady Yairah, all the black name characters that he made, they're all gonna have their own shitty comics. Yeah. So this is already doing like the universe of shit, right? That I get to breed and review. Oh my God. Isn't that going to be fantastic? This is, yeah, it's good.

Maddie says, these uncomfortable and hostile situations are where you really shine. The Harley fight and the Rikidilaw Friday streams are extremely entertaining. I would say more than most peaceful TDS episodes. Oh, fuck you. Most internet guys get too uncomfortable and vocal fights in either fold or lash out in an embarrassing way. Unironically, please keep getting into these fights on Twitter. Good stuff.

Okay. Thank you, Maddie. I will try. My best. Dylan says carpet first suit. Hey, Dick and Sean, I heard this question about the carpet first suit last week. So I mentioned it to my autistic furry wife, who my new would have more info. It's actually so much worse. That dude, we talked about that guy with the, the first suit. Yeah, I was like, peace together. Yes. Yes. Yes., he's a Buffalo Bill of Furries. Yeah. He's making a woman suit. That dude, he's in his 60s apparently, made that first suit out of plushies that he

fucked. Oh, that is so much worse. It isn't carpet at all. Also he is apparently a very vocal zoo file Going so far as to publicly describe what dog breeds he likes to fuck. Oh my God. Versus which ones he prefers to get fucked by. Oh man.

I gotta know. What is the, what? What, which one is which? So call in. Call in. If you can find him call in. Apparently he has a good-sized criminal record too. Oh, Christ. Including such classics as soliciting a minor.

Yeah, sure. Anyway, I just thought I'd fill in some of that more info on the guy. Love you guys, go fuck yourself to them. Wow, that took a dark turn. Yeah. Okay. A rage I have with the country of Sweden. Hey, Dick, I wanted to write about some problems I have with the nation of failure called Sweden, my homeland.

Well, I love my country and all the people, and all the people in the Good Tobacco, it continues to piss me off to know. First of all, I didn't know they did Good Tobacco. Wasn't aware of that. First of all, all alcoholic beverages, above 3.5% are restricted to a state-run store that closes at 19 on weekdays,

15 on Saturdays and is closed on Sundays. Are you serious? Yeah, well, I mean, I don't, aren't, isn't like Minnesota? Like, I mean, there's some states that are like, they're blue laws, yeah. Yeah, or that fucking sucks. It fucking sucks.

The only positive is that they have to have a large assortment of liquor and that, which is not in the store, you can always order on their site. No three-for-one deals, long cues and tax to fuck whiskey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, everything you guys have is tax, though. Second, despite always pursuing a policy of being as retardedly progressive as possible, we have the most aggressive drug policy in Europe. You can barely get CBD oil for chronic pain

and doing anything other than alcohol and tobacco can land you a punishment equal to assault. I don't do drugs often, but thrice, have I been forced to take a blood test from the cops because I act weird when I'm drunk and have long hair. All the while, rape is a huge problem. Girls are scared to walk by themselves and there are areas where the gangs rule with impunity and the state doesn't do shit to stop it.

Yeah, I mean, we got that in America too, where they rule with impunity. Yeah. Because those were cops don't even go. It's like, I fuck it. It's new for them though. They had a good thing going. Maybe, yeah. One mayor of a neighborhood in Stockholm had a coup against her

by these gangs because she decided to close a recreational facility. The gangs used to recruit people at. When I drink with random people, it ain't unusual. When you act weird when you're drunk, I'd be careful. I drink with random people, I act really weird when I'm drunk. It ain't unusual to hear either that someone is connected to the hell's angels,

big in my hometown or something. Yeah, yeah, they've got a big gang. They've got a big European presence. Wow, really. Yeah, yeah. So the immigrant gang of like imported black people, did the hell's angels exist before them? They have to have, right? Yeah, yeah. So the immigrant gang of like imported black people, did the hell's angels exist before them?

They have to have, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. All this to say people should always be wary of what the government wants. They prioritize the gun righteous over here and made suede, sir, for the consequences. The politicians are a protected class. You can't even threaten to beat the shit out of them if they do something fucked. Yeah. Without ending up in jail.

Yeah. And are there nature of sociopaths? And seriously, a peeve suite. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, man. That sucks. Yeah, you're not as used to it as we are. Yeah.

They pay a lot more taxes, too, though, don't they? Well, they may, but I mean, they get a lot more to it. It's like the sound like. They don't remember they had to like, but they get a lot more to it. It's like the, the sound like they remember they like, they're like, we're apartment. Well, yeah, but they're going to list to see if they can rent an apartment. That was fucked. They far outrank the US in any objective measure of like quality of life and what you get for your, like, we're outside the top 20. Well, an objective, the only objective measure of quality of life is how fat the women are. So how do they rank on that? They're talking you fucking smart guy.

Better than us. They have to be. Don't we lead the, don't we lead the world? Are we number one on the piece? No, I think Saudi Arabia is over. Oh, really? Yeah, country rank by obesity. Um,

not American Samoa, Cook Islands, French, oh, these are all like the United States. Oh, yeah, we're up there. So we're at 14, like, Tonga, so these are all like the Pacific Islands. And yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, American Samoa. Yeah, like the Cook Islands.

Yeah, Kuwait is right under us. Wow. And Qatar. Yeah, it's right under the, and Saudi Arabia. Wow. Look at that. That's, that's a tight race. Yeah, it is. It's a tight race of big old fat fucks. I thought we were ranked higher. Well, these were all like Maui motherfuckers.

I know. I know. I know. Swedish effective tax rates average. Let's see. Yeah. Swedish effective tax rate average, let's see. The single worker faced a net average tax rate of 24%. Yeah. It's not that bad.

Yeah, I mean, is our average tax? Was that the effective, like, you know what I mean, is that the effective tax? Or so after your write-offs or whatever you have and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, cars might be like 18 or something. Oh, is that something?

That sounds right. We're about that. Yeah, when you, oh God, fuck, just tell me what the fucking thing is. Whatever. But, you know, I mean, I don't know how often their taxpayers have to bail out tons of banks and auto industries and things like that.

We get a question. I don't know, you know. That's like, what? They get you a few different ways here. You know, some people don't even know that like the federal reserve, that banks have zero obligation to have the money that they're loaning out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm sure discovering this all the time. Like, did you know that they had? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody just, they just write IOUs back and forth to each other. Yeah, vitamin fire,

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Oh, yeah. Not recognizing that Vito, a humanist at heart, would feel otherwise. They kept repeating the same slogans of right wing. You know, it's funny, an actual like child worker replied. Oh, really? Yeah, and said like, I work with kids who've been raped. Yeah.

And like, they become pedophiles. So what do you, you guys think we should just shoot them when they get raped? Right? Yeah. Yeah, we gotta work with them and try to stop, help them. You try to, I just want these fucking retards to say, like, yeah, let's kill the kids.

As soon as you get raped, the kid will kill you. Cause that's, cause that's what you guys are saying. You fucking more on. Ultimately, you're fucking, you, if you follow your line of thinking, you know what I'm saying. You think more ultimately you're fucking you if you follow your line of thinking but you can't reason with them. You got to just go as aggressive as possible. But abortions wrong. Yeah.

You gotta get a fuck them after they're after their board. But you know what? Get retroactive abortion. If your kids been fucked, let us know. We're gonna kill it. We're gonna come kill it. So just here's a form. You fill that out. Give us your address. Obviously, unless you're a ped know, we're gonna kill it. We're gonna come kill it. So just here's a form, you fill that out, give us your address, obviously, unless you're a pedophile, you're gonna fill it out. Yeah.

They're just so fucking stupid. Like people can't think past one or two steps. Like they can't, they can't think of the implications of anything they're saying totally. And I'm better than them. That's the most important. Right. You definitely get a one.

You're judging scores, you get a one. I'm gonna rip this ribbon on. I think the second place. Right. You definitely get a one. You're judging scores, you get a one. I'm gonna rip this ribbon on. Second place. Yeah. Ah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Okay. This is a lot more of that stuff on that stream. Yeah, all right.

I think that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Let's listen to some voicemails. All right, everybody, patreon.com slash the dick show. We'll see you next Tuesday. Oh, this is a song by... My name is John.

For reasons I can't fathom, I decided to ruin the theme song. Oh, you're gonna play this. Yeah. Oh, good. If you play it, that would be a wicked piss. Yeah, my artist's name for the time is Jacuzzi Samarite. Boston. Yeah.

Who wants a wicked piss? A wicked piss. I mean, I'm the only one. He hit that ball wicked fry. Okay, here you go. See you next Tuesday. Oh my God. That's fucking going.

You don't hear that? What the fuck happened there? All right, here we go. Let's go. Is it just silent for a couple seconds? Maybe it is. Yeah. Hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Ready.

F***ing. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Wow. I like the 8-bit shit., ooh, this is fucking great dude! Yeah! I'm dancing, it's cool. I'm making this the new intro. You're gonna make that guy come. Whoa! That's very cool. Yeah, do more.

Thank you. Good job. What was his name? Samurai something? I think so. Okay. Thank you. That was fun.

I'm a little bit of a guy. I'm a little bit of a guy. I'm a little bit of a guy. I'm a little bit of a guy. I'm a little bit of a guy. I'm a little bit of a guy. I'm a little bit of a guy. What was his name? Samurai something. Uh, I think so. Okay. Thank you. That was fucking awesome. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. My rage is that I went on to the weather that said air quality alert. Oh, and I kind of went, oh, shit. And then I also kind of thought about it and went, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

Seriously, what the fuck are you supposed to do with that? Yeah, I don't know. Damed tide. Not run, not workout. Yeah. I mean, I can't go jog because they're quiet. Fuck yeah, it's quiet. Dude, I, every time I see somebody jogging in LA, I'm like, I think you're doing more

harm than good. Yeah. I jog with a cigarette to keep this mug. I think it might as well. So they attack each other. Yeah. It's a filter in the cigarette. Exactly. Yeah.

I put it on my mouth so that we'll filter this mug in. Yeah. I want to see people jog with vapes. Okay. I got a wheel around a big car. I fucking suckin' down. Fucking strawberry shortcake. Hey, Dick and Sean. That's it.

Yeah, that's it. That's it. Oh, I do. This is a rage. Okay. I've got them back into Minecraft. It's kind of fun. Yeah.

Okay. But I realize that my life has become me playing Minecraft and then a whole bunch of other shit that I have to do before I can go back to playing Minecraft. What makes me a rage is that I can't just have like a clone just playing Minecraft all day well. I can be duplicity. I can play Minecraft all day and then having the clone do all the work for me. Right, right, right.

That's what makes me a rage. Yeah. We all want the technology not being where it's supposed to be. Yeah. Hold on to yourself. Um, yeah, what would you, but wouldn't you get jealous of the clone? I mean, well, this is just the plot of multiplicity then. I guess it depends on what you really want to do.

If his ultimate goal is to play Minecraft all day, then why would you be jealous of what the clone is doing? He's, well, because when the clone be jealous of you, because you don't know which one is which. Yeah, but you have to flip off. You leave out the jealousy gene, you know, somehow. Oh, you make him a slayer. Since we're, yeah, yeah.

Exactly. That's all to the gene too. Yeah, definitely. That's by and to the current thing, but you can't be making, I mean, if you're altering the DNA, then just make like a whore with huge tits. Yeah, that's true. Why do I need Minecraft then? Yeah. Yeah. Well, your thing doesn't make sense. Maybe the clone will use some notes on your. You have to condition the clone. You've got, you know, to, you know, is it you? I guess it's,

it's a big issue. You got to somehow, you got to somehow you got to somehow condition here. I think Glick's describing is having a kid. Yes Right, then you buy him a bunch of toys. They enjoy it. Oh, yeah, I'm basically enjoying it. I live forever Okay We got to the bottom of that one we did see here. Okay Hey, how about we have no more worries. How about we, uh, Black with that in the show. You can't say that. This guy's, uh, we targeted mental A of this, but the,

this is a George McFly live Followed by 30 seconds part of the autistic silence Socially impaired, but I like the furries. I know they're fun Something about banning some gay Buried Whoa, whoa, what's the very child porn? Oh? Can we just not just lower the run time of the episode? Cut the whole thing out, whatever the fun.

If you had done this to Eric July, Wow, this is a criticism. Yeah, this is what I mean, what am I flipping out? Yeah, I'm giving the rest of this. I'm giving the course to the veto. Oh, I'm giving the rest of this. I'm supposed to force them to be though. Oh, man. It was a fact too.

Oh, this is, you can't say this words. I don't know, it's my two cents. Oh, that was hateful. That's hate speech. That was the least a nickel. Now I'll do Eric July. Pull up, pull up, pull up, ho ass. You ho ass, pull up, ho ass and wood, pull up, pull up. Don't send me something to read because I can't read pull up. He didn't say that

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me that vinegar shit. Fuck you. Goodbye. Vinegar is not good enough. Simple green was great for cleaning, cleaning bongs. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Vinegar. cleaning, cleaning bongs. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah. Vinegar. It's a Mexican cleaning lady. Mexican's put that on everything. Vinegar?

Yeah, the Mexicans build a space shuttle out of vinegar. You know that? It's powered by vinegar. Yeah. Oh, you guys use liquid, you guys use solid oxygen. Who use vinegar? Vinegar. Mm-hmm.

I love vinegar. Creases it up. Actually, yeah. Enough vinegar and the spaceship just goes up. You think the tiles on the fucking space shuttle have grout in them? No, they actually, I'm bitch. If you go to the the science center, you can like hold the tile, you know, they can check out what they are. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. No grout at all. Yeah, no grout. Okay, this one. You know what, Dick? Well, you were being raped at the fair. You brought up a good

point. Why are all the IPAs fucking hazy IPAs now? Yeah, pretty good when they're trendy. Sorry, make them. It was like, well, something different. It's a nice cool. It must be cheaper now just all the Haze mean unfiltered. Gross. Just got a thing. Haze fucking IPA is all I want is a God damn regular IPA. You know, I have a fire in this like an unfiltered wheat beer is. Yeah, it's got to be that. Or to mask the taste of the alcohol.

More haze. So it's just why are Hzees IPAs so popular? No, that's not what I asked. Why are there so many hazee IPAs? It's a trick. So it's a decreased bitterness. It's just bitterness. Yeah, well, because, you know, hops,

they're super, super hopped. That's what IPA is. Now, so yes, it's bitter. Maybe this perhaps might be. The thing with Eric July and the insult that he comes up with is it's like, you know how in Trump would come up with nicknames for people? Yeah.

So I was like really funny and clever for the most part. Like, you know, Plei-Pee Joe and Lil' Energy job. He's pretty funny. He kind of missed the mark with the Delirone's, I think. That one's kind of lame, but. Yeah, it's amazing. That's something that was like, you thought about it and you're like, yeah, that's a good nickname. That kind of gets to their core.

So, Plei-Pee Joe sends a good, like, type ball player. All of the insults that Eric July comes up with, it's like the exact opposite of that, where it's just like completely misses the mark and I have no idea where he comes up with it. Like when he's like saying you're like comparing you to a buster backster, like the bunny rabbit, and when he's calling you crackheads, and it's like why are they crackheads? Like there's no like logical reasoning, like it doesn't really get to your core. Like he likes to go really hard with the insults, like you know bald, bald head is bitch. Like, I don't take no shit. I say what I want, but it's like none of the insults

people have to know. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know, man. He looks like a gold miner, like a black gold miner. Oh, is there a story in them there, hills? I don't know, but I'm going to find it with my, right? With my beard. If you got a, but I'm gonna find it with my beard.

Maybe you gotta, maybe you gotta plot hiding under that beard, Eric. Use it as a character development and hiding in there somewhere. Shave it off, let's see it. I'm very interested to see how this goes this week. Do you wanna read ice on two? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Well, now I'm in. I'm in for the whole shit of verse. No, I'm in that he's got. I really am curious as to, you know, just how he develops things. Me too.

A whole shit of verse made of scams, an anti-woke, anti-wokeness, and how many are in the token? They're token is he. Infinity, infinity. Oh yeah, it's gonna bite. The shit a verse will go forever. It's gonna challenge Marvel and DC.

People in the future, you're not even gonna know like Ronald McDonald just be like, oh yeah, isombergers, yeah, I love those. With comics. Double isom with cheese. Do they not like, do they not make like series or whatever, where they're like complete stories?

And then they go on to another. Good authors who are not scamming people do, who are making where they're like complete stories. And then they go onto another. Good authors who are not scamming people do, who are making works of art like Watchmen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like with Dr. Matt Hatting and shit. Yeah, it's already 10 issues. Bam, that was my story I'm done. Right, yeah.

Like you could do other ones. Retards who like have no idea what they're doing. And it's like, mom's making a bunch of shit. Yeah, that's fucking idiot. Stop just buying it to put behind them on their live streams to three people. Right. And pretend that we're friends. Yeah. You have watch men and then you don't want to be a George Lucas. What do you mean? I just think he sucks. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Even he's like even without adversity, even he sucked. Yeah.

First ones were good because people were like, no, that's dumb. Yeah, you have to do it this way. Yeah. And then he got whatever he wanted and sucked. Yeah. Okay. How about this one for you? Yeah.

What makes me a rage is, okay. I watched Dungeons and Dragons with my daughter the other day and yeah, that's a lot of black people and I don't get black. It's fine. It works. I'm pretty sure I've always seen that. And it's like you can make your character whatever you want and it does as a dragon. You can make, right? There's no like a stout or like a Like a setting right? story Okay, I'm actually like

Happy they're able to make movies still felt like I can just space out in while my daughter has a good time You know, I mean it made me laugh because I'm thinking about the stupid black elf Laura ring and I'm touched the lower things again. God damn, that shit used to be cool, and now it is fucking gay. Do people, people. That's my rage. People pissed off about black elves in Lord of the Rings.

Have other things. Who cares? Yeah, they were. Who cares? They're fucking dead. I can't be more clear. I don't know. The same people who are like buying

airshelized dumb book are all pissed off about like black elves. It's make believe it's fucking not real. Are these fucking people kidding me with this shit? Dude, you're pissed off about black elves. And a dwarf though talking about black dwarf to what the I'm gonna start advocating for suicide in certain circles. Canada's doing that. God damn. Are you fucking kidding me? There was an... What?

Elves, like you fucking... Yeah. They're elves. Yeah. They're elves. It's all fake. Yeah. I guess it just shows you where their heads are.

Like they're so... I'm gonna start advocating for suicide in certain circles. Canada's doing that. God damn. Are you fucking, yeah. They're elves. Yeah. They're elves, it's all fake. Yeah. You're living in a, I guess it just shows you where their heads are, like that. They're so invested, they're more invested in a complete fantasy world than the real world.

And I get it, the real world fucking sucks. It sucks, I understand the escapism. Yeah. But you're being fucking idiots. God damn black elves pissed off about black elves. I think I didn't even compute with me. He was cool too. I watched that show. Black elf was cool. He was like a young that black guy from Breaking Bad.

Guess. Oh, like a young, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing cool happened in that show, but Breaking Bad, guess. Oh, like a young, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nothing cool happened in that show, but that got cool. The black, L, the black dwarf was kind of weird. Okay. Well, because how are you gonna get black dwarves?

They're always underground doing stuff, you know? Like, why would they, there's no sun. Yeah, how would they be? Like evolution wise? Well yeah, I don't know. You get melanistic jaguars and shit, you know? I guess, and then they go from all the way from that dwarf mine, all the way over to this one

and only that one, seems a little, so is there Mexican dwarfs too? Maybe, perhaps, real low riders. Seems a little so is there Mexican dwarfs too? Maybe perhaps real low riders That was so stupid Maybe laugh You asked the new season if I think you should leave no, I haven't have you watched any of the seasons Yeah, I haven't watched the season, but yeah, I've seen episodes. Oh, you gotta watch the season.

Okay. The best sketch on there I auditioned for. Ro, yeah. How so pissed when it started? I didn't get it, obviously. I did a bad job. The egg sketch. Are you ready for self criticism?

Oh, yeah. Are you gonna flip out? Oh, how do you, that's not, that criticism is not in good faith. I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I said that about myself. What a fucking bitch. I actually like such a little F'sler. His beard is probably just like a compensation

for being such a fucking cry baby. I was acting like he's fucking Emmett Till, because I reviewed his, oh my god. They called me racist too. Oh yeah, well, that said, I'm, oh he hates it, because he's racist, me. Oh god. I was laughing at some fan art or something. Yeah.

Oh yeah. I was just surprised that like how kind of professional most of the criticism was. Yeah. I was like, wait a minute, where's the rest of it? Who wrote this? Why did they set this guy off? Who wrote this? All right, one more. uh... it's a big list of some you know dick i just rewatched or watch for the first time that she needed uh... he's that the flashes channel with air to lie in and oh yeah i'm in the community holy shit they are fucking retarded

to be the f you think that could be yet he's called just love i felt bad even acting to her was But God damn that bitch me the infinity fucking re-hearted holy shit. Oh my god. Um She seems to just She can't take that one step forward with her thoughts and she thinks one thing and like pedophile bad pedophile bad, of course, pedophile bad, everyone knows fucking knows that. We all know that. Your concept of empathy for pedophile makes sense. I've never heard that before, but if you replace

pedophiles with school shooters, you hear them, right? The same exact concept. They're like, oh, you can't have NPCs for them because they harm kids. No, shoot, you want them to not harm kids. Yeah, we're trying to do. We're trying to do. Yeah, the shoot kid. I mean, I don't know. You fucking retard.

Yeah. Oh, anyway, that's it. That's all. But it's not. They're just playing a game of like, who's the biggest badass? And they're attacking a group who doesn't fight back. That's why whenever I show up, everyone's dick shrinks. Everyone's balls shrink into their body because I'm very confrontational.

Yeah, I'm right. And I love it. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm never gonna stop. Yeah, I know. All right. Bye, everybody. Thanks for listening. Thank you. See you next Tuesday. you