The Dick Show - Episode 363 - Dick on the Hater's Book Club

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

Mundane Matt and Dame Pesos call in to talk about important things, a dead man is in the street, my sewer estimate arrives, a minor update on the Netflix assaulter, and Josie from Fishtank reviews Maddox's room; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I don't know where I don't know where I'm at now. Really? You mean you don't know your physical location? I don't know anything. Because that can happen if you stay up for a long time. I can't come in on Monday evening and take my suit and tie off and get into character, you know? I can't loosen up after the week start.

Really? It's a Sunday thing. I need to be loose. Yeah, well, my best. I could have stayed up all night drinking and doing drugs, Sean. Yes. But I went to bed early because I have to do the show. I know. be loose. Yeah, well, my best state up all night drinking and doing drug Sean. Yes, but I went to bed early because I have to do the show. I know. On Sunday, I went to bed early on Saturday on gay pride night, the gayest partying that you can do. You got a West Hollywood.

You didn't. You stayed home. No, West Hollywood. All of LA is West Hollywood now. It's been growing. We've got a West. We've got a gay bar right down the street. It is the street. Long as a real estate gets nice. And it doesn't, that's, that's, that's, not ganging it up in that way either. That's the bitch of it. Yeah. That was a, well, I would say, lame gay,

lame gay price, they're charging motherfuckers, 40 bucks to get into a warehouse at this gay pride parade. Really? People are giving. People are living like, people are spending money. Things are priced like, things are not fucked, but they are fucked. They're all fucked, right?

What, everyone knows that things are fucked. Oh yeah, things are fucked. People are spending money like, it's not. No, they're, the, yeah. Thank you. Yeah. It hasn't caught up yet. It hasn't caught up with him yet where they're like,

wow, I'm fucked. Come back in a nice responsible two in the morning. Pretty good. 230 actually, maybe. And I don't want to split hairs about myself with myself. Okay, yeah, I think you're not very nice to yourself if you're constantly arguing with yourself. You jack off, you should have been in bed at two,

you're in bed at two thirty. There's a dead guy on the street, on my street. Was it really? You didn't see him? No, is he still the upset about it? Really. There's been a dead guy. That's a dead guy in my street for three weeks now.

Yeah. Ah, this guy. The worst thing is he looks great and everyone likes him. I like him, but he's dead. He's dead. And why is he dead? What the fuck was that sound? Oh, perhaps that's a...

So I am still leave, I guess I am. Oh shit, nevermind. I'll go in it. I'll go in it, we've got a big show tonight. Do we? A big reunion show. A reunion show. Yes.

Oh, I'm done. Do you remember Monday and Matt? Yeah, I do. He's gonna be calling in tonight. He was made fun of quite a bit. I know a lot of people made fun of them. Yeah, I'm probably took part in that a little bit and I feel bad about it. Sure. I mean, calling in a lot of things were done. A lot of things were said. A lot of people said a lot of things. I made some of those things. Yeah, I mean, you know, Tommy Paceus is calling it too. You're kidding. They're calling it at the same time.

Oh my God. This is, is Monday in Matt is the studio big enough to virtually hold them? I don't think so. I don't know. I'm gonna have to give up my chair. Monday in Matt, may the gravest, the grievous mistake of reviewing ice on number one. Oh, no. And Eric July.

And it wasn't a glance after him. It was out of glowing review. Boy, he, he's got to get a hold of himself. Which, which one? Eric, his new campaign for ice on two came out today. It's already at like, he launched it early because he was so offended by me. He wanted to make a quick buck off all of his fucking pay pigs. I'm honestly heartbreaking, it's heartbreaking seeing how much money

some of these guys are spending on his shitty comic. Yeah. They're buying like pre-boxed versions, like eight pre-boxed versions and collectors hanging them on the wall like Opened like it's like it's like it's guy today. I read he said he spent a grand today on Isom number two. Yeah, and he had to budget for it. Oh, man. What are you? This is like only fans level shit? Yeah Yeah, yeah, don't sell don't make don't make don't give people the opportunity to buy a fuck who can't afford it, just spending a thousand bucks for like upending the comic industry.

Come on, man. Well, don't do that to these guys. They don't know any better. You have 35 bucks, okay, whatever. You think it's the belief that he'll up in the comic industry is what's really like driving that kind of passion for that. No, because they're like somehow they align with him or they feel like, you know what I mean? Because that's a people, they almost feel like they know you, you know, when you're like a great, you know, like a radio show or something

where you're like, I actually, I think I know that person. Is there something that he's avoiding him to receive striking? Come on, man. Yeah. Kevin was money back. I know it's not any good. You know, I'm right. You know, it's not any good.

You know, come on, man. Here's what I will say. It's if you attack everybody who, because it seems like he's attacking people, I don't know what Monday and Matt wrote, or said or reviewed. If he's doing it for like shock value. Of course, of course you're gonna get

like something coming back. But if he's attacking everybody who daresay a negative thing or points out something that could be done better, he's in for a long fucking road. If he's- Those employees are attacking me. The whole rib of earths.

Yeah. A row of bulldogs in their warehouse. You know, it just, you're gonna, you're gonna wear your fucking self out. Yeah. You know, punch yourself out. Yeah. Let's do this, y'all.

I'm talking about this dead guy that's in the street. I hope we're on Rumble. I have no fucking idea. It didn't work last week, but I made cozy.tv Slashstick Masters and I guess. Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to the deck. You want to get into G-Left? You got us to show what happens to God. That's coming a lot from Mount Brock. I could even obviously be a failure. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I heard house my fucking sewage quote came in the mail. Yeah, they sent it

to packages They couldn't they couldn't find a piece of paper log enough to hold the zeros to fit in one They sent me a prank one at first jk to be continued on the next shipment Ah The total the grand total to repair what should have come with a house, a connection to the sewer line or at least a warning saying it's not connected. So if you want to take out a loan and fix it, now would be the time or get some kind of, you know, concession for these.

Well, a little bit off. Not a little bit off. That's a little bit off, right? Not a little bit off. Of course. I hired my own closing costs. You know, whatever. I hired my own sewage line guy to inspect for it.

And he said, you know, it's fine, there's a blockage, I couldn't get past it, but this is how it's connected to the sewer, not connected to the sewer. Just catching you up. Yep, yep. Okay, see my list. I gotta quote.

Quote comes to without repairing, without repairing it. What do you mean without repairing it? Connecting it to the sewer without putting my house back together, just tearing up my house, right? Not putting it back together. $86,000. Holy shit. Oh, holy shit.

I'm fucking stunned that it is that much fucking money. I don't know much about construction, but I do know- Do you know anything about 86,000 dollars? I do know that for twice the price you can have whatever they're building six weeks late. I know that about construction. Oh God. It's the worst day of my life. And that guy's an air-exilized woman. So what is that doing so much money?

It doesn't get any worse for me. So that literally, that connects you to the sewer. It doesn't get any better. It doesn't turn my house back together. It connects me to the sewer line. And I got to deal with the bathrooms on my own. You got another estimate coming in. What the fuck? I got another estimate coming in. What the fuck?

I got another guy coming on, so. That's fucking insane. Oh yeah, and there's no one to sue. What do you think about? Yeah. Right? Yeah, no. Oh my God, I almost forgot about the biggest fucking news

of all. There's a lot of shit going on on today. It seems like it. Maybe we should always do it on Monday night where I'm awake and not on a hangover of every drug known demand since the 14th century. Oh wow. Do you remember, do you remember when I got assaulted

at the Netflix protests? Of course. You remember that? A little blue smurf. A blue antifa guy. By the name of Eric Boyd, we had him on camera. We figured out who it was, the rooftop Korean, the original rooftop Korean of infamy and fame came in and that was

a hard, bad-ass motherfucker who's been tracking these antifa guys and identifying them, right? So there was recently a kerfuffle in Glendale. Did you happen to see that? Oh, no. Well, the parents were like, the parents wanted the school district to like stop raping kids or something and the school district was like,

well, I mean, I don't know, stop. We'll cut it down a little bit. And they had a Glendale? Yeah. No, there was some, there's just the, we've got an army of teenage girls raising children all across the country because that's the way it was set up to be, right? Let's have a big, you know what everybody in the country, let's all raise our, let's rate, let's ask the government to raise our kids.

Government, you guys have done such a bang up job on everything else, social security, every war, everything you've ever done is just fucking tip top. So why don't you raise our kids? And the government said, well, what about what about young unmarried women? They're pretty good with decision kids and teaching people how to think right that's our brightest minds that we got What we're gonna do is take them and make them raise your kids and everybody said Amazing right now I can send their mom off to work so we can pay taxes so you can do her job there go right? Guys, this is gonna be amazing right and then we started getting some hard questions like hey, hey, what about the whole, what about like, what about like sex? You guys, you guys want us to teach

them about sex and the parents said, I mean, yeah, we don't want to, we don't want to teach them about uncomfortable. Yeah, 70% of parents want mandatory sex said. That's not even who are comfortable with it. That's mandatory. Well, yeah, all of them wanted. I don't want to talk about this shit with, with fifth graders. No, fucking way. Maybe when they're like 25,

or maybe when they get married, I can do it. Maybe after they've had sex. Maybe after they've had sex. Oh, come in. Couple of kids. I'm dad'll come in and say, I'll show you how it's done. And my dad, and my day, we didn't have dicks that were so big.

We gotta get it going with this. Right? You think you got, cause of the plastics. Yeah. And then the questions started getting harder. Like, all right, well, we're doing the sex ed thing. I mean, I mean, well, the teenage pregnancy's gone down, so that's good.

And a lot of you don't kind of don't really know even while you're having periods and can't identify the uterus on a map. So perhaps that's a good idea. But what should we do about all this trans shit? And everyone went, well, I don't wanna get fired. So make it up. Do what you think is best.

And so that's what they did. Yeah. And now the parents are pissed off. And well, you, not that. I mean, what do you still do, guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like crazy. You've kind of been letting me make it up for a while.

Yeah. What do you want us to shut down the whole program? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't shut it down. We, we, we don't want us? You want us to shut down the whole program? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, do what you think is best. But not that. Not that. Not that. Yeah. So they're having the Armenians, they have a point, showed up to protest, get stuff, or whatever they're doing. Sure.

And Antifa showed up to kick their ass. Yeah. The Armenians are generally pretty hardcore Christian. They're kind of Eastern, Eastern Orthodox. Yeah, and they know, you know, they don't really care. You can't fire them from their auto garage. So they don't really care if they get caught on camera saying Tisler's and beating someone up.

Right. I got you like bro, I got repair all these people's cars. What are you going to do? No, yeah. So one of the gentlemen, there is such a, Glendale has one of the highest instances of insurance fraud in the nation. I found that out really quickly when I went to ensure my car when I moved just over,

just over the zip code. I mean, that was a shock about fucking five or six years ago. Holy fuck. Now, one of the, one of the guys who got arrested in the brawl in Glendale, the big pedophile braw, they were having over there. The pedophile braw. These are, see, these are words and state phrases

that you just would never think would you ever utter in your lifetime. Now, why is my life like that? You know, down at the pedophile brawl. I don't have a YouTube like, because of jokes. I don't like make a parallel crypto fundraising shit and then the government says it's illegal.

You know, the SEC went after all the crypto stuff this week? I didn't see that, no. Kerry Gansler, that fucking asshole, that AIDS-looking motherfucker decided to sue all of crypto, pretty much, not all of it, but a lot of it. Yeah. Saying it's unregistered securities, and then he's like, well, well,

I mean, I'm just following the law. So if Congress wants to clarify the law, they're free to do that. Well, you know, you could just not, you could not have done that. Like you don't have to always, you could just not, like the Supreme Court does that too. Well, we're just applying the law. We'll just don't do that then. Just do it like correctly. Well, yeah, they just, we're not going to touch that case. Yeah. Yeah. that. You guys just do whatever you want all the time. They did it during the Japanese internment in World War II.

They punted on it for like a year and a half. Yes. No, we don't have time for that. You know, because you know, it's not right. It's our job to just see that the law is, we don't want to overstep our authority. I know, like you guys, you do it all the time. Or just do it.

But you weed out like 80% of people who are stupid when you say stuff like that. Well, we're just doing what the sign says. They got a sign there. I mean, I have to do what the sign says all the fucking time. It's like a guy who drives into the fucking lake because the map quest was wrong. You know what I mean?

Oh, so it's make a left. There's a dead guy on my street. There's a dead guy on my street. There's a dead guy on my street. Somebody criticized my storytelling because I told too many stories at the same time. Yeah. I don't know, I don't feel annoyed by that. Okay.

You do do a good job of keeping the threads going and going back in and fighting, oh, I need to pick this thread up. I need to pick the, do you think he watches like Seinfeld and goes like, I don't like, I don't like that show. There's too many things, too many stories going on at the same time. Well, that's kind of, yeah, I find it very upsetting. You know, most shows are like plugged to watch the news. Sometimes starts and then it ends.

Yeah. I like Tucker Carlson. Yeah. Starts and then it ends and I know who did it. I know what to then. I'm done. Yeah. Okay. Maybe we can make a special cut for you, sir. Sure. Where the stories are all together. Gunny Erily. Do you think he almost killed himself

when he saw Pulp Fiction? I'm freaking that shit out at all, right? Going on. Yeah. What about, I thought he was dead. He was so ding on heroin. Yeah. Didn't he just get killed?

Mm-hmm. Uh, um. So there's a big pedophile brawl. Yeah. Do you know Lendale? Right. And Liku shows up, but the big pedophile brawl. Uh-huh. There he is, Mr. Bucket Eric Boyd.

Oh, yeah. Right? Uh-huh. And they tossed him in and he gets bailed out immediately because of Antifa, they do it everything they want and the Gask and the LA DA doesn't care. Now here is where it gets a spicier. I should have had that on the...

Spice thing. On the... So this is, yeah that'll do it. Addle do it. All right. There he is getting arrested. That's the guy that fucking threw me into a concrete barrier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's talking like he's a, look at him. Look at his face. Yeah. That's sus, man. It's a sus face. That guy gave you like a drink at a party. Don't drink it. You know what I mean?

I don't think so. Yeah. What the hell? Looks like he just accidentally shit himself for farted or something and wants to see if you noticed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good. There he is in his battle gear.

Yeah. With this trans pride flag on. And this trans pride under armor logo on. Kim Lilly, he's a little heftier than the last time we saw, right? He's been living large. He's like, COVID's been kicking his ass. So here's an update because Mr. Andy Nell got into it. Breaking update.

So, Cal Antifa member, Eric Boyd, who's arrested there, had a prior arrest record to felony child sex crimes. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

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Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. like a freedom of information thing where we can get records. You have to be able to. This is a long time ago. Yeah. But I got chat GPT to write me a form to get the records of this.

Yeah. How long ago? This I think was in 2008. Let's see here. Okay, so that's not on YouTube. I don't give a fuck if I'm showing this anymore. So 15 years. Yeah, what does that say?

2009? Is that what that, yeah, 15 years, this is a sex crime against a 14 below 14, a child below 14. So the guy that threw me into a concrete ballard, yeah, yeah, right, causing me brain dam, noticeable brain damage and suffering still to this day might be a pedophile, he might be. He was charged with it. There's something that they, yeah. What are we looking at here? They got dismissed, they denied prosecution for it.

Dismissed or not prosecuted? Yeah, dismissed or not prosecuted. Yeah, dismiss you're not prosecuted. Dismiss you're not prosecuted. Right. So, I wanna go do a little research, see what I can find. See what I can find on our old friend and figure out if my arc for 2023 is going to be suing a fucking pedophile or not.

Yeah, could be fun. So, maybe to make a little catch for the sewage. Yeah. Could be fun. So, maybe to make a little catch for the sewage. Yeah. What do you think about that? I'm exciting and development. It doesn't exciting. It's an exciting development. These guys going around beating people up, behaving crazily.

They're mentally deranged people. So it's not a big leap. If you're going to throw people into boulders not a big leap. If you're gonna throw people, man. If you're gonna throw people into boulders, make sure you don't live in a glass house. Like a house of great kids. Yeah, right. Right.

You know, you gotta make, when you do that kind of shit, all the bad shit you've done is gonna come out. Do they check anyone in their fucking house is in order. They go, you don't have any rest for a rap raping me. Must I get any kids? Yeah. Oh yeah, I do. I get out of it.

Because then there'd be no one in the truth. Right. Right. They take anybody. They're very inclusive organization. I think it's a big to find. I guess so. Um, yes. So there's a dead guy in the street. I mean, you'll see him as you leave. We're. Yeah, so there's a dead guy in the street. You'll see him as you leave.

You're okay. Guy passed away, very nice guy in the neighborhood. He was like 90 years old. A wonderful life. Yeah. Hella nice guy. But his widow had a party, like a celebration of life party. The boomers have celebrations of life parties.

They don't have funerals. Was he really like 90? They put the fun in. It's not enough for them. They're older than a boomer. Oh, he was old as shit. I don't know what was before the silent generation. Yeah.

I think his wife was my favorite. His silent, but deadly generation. Yes. You smelled those old fuckers? So his wife made a life size cut out of him. Oh, no, that's scary. And put it on the street. Yeah.

Put it like welcoming people to the, the fun with your life celebration. Is it slow down? Is it like, like, that is waving, like, hi, I'm waving. Slow the fuck down. How you doing?

Come on to my party. But she left it up. You'll in your fucking fire and you're walking erect. This is how you fucking walk. She left it up. Yeah. So now every time you walk down the street, you see him waving at you. I can't wait. And you're compelled to wave back. Yeah. Because you recognize him. Yeah. And then you're like, Oh, wait, you're

dead. I, but like, you don't go. She doesn't, people don't go outside their own houses. Yeah. Very rarely. So it's not like she's got to see it all. It's not like a memorial for her. It's like a memorial for all of us to constantly think about death, I guess. Sure. I don't know.

I'm kind of like, I got a limited amount of death to be thinking about all day. Right. And I'd prefer it's with people I'm closer to, then a guy in the neighborhood who's now frozen in carbonite at the end of the block. Is that what it means? At least, you know? You'll see it when you drive in the front yard and the...

You probably thought it was a real guy every time. Why didn't I... I don't think I've been here since I haven't seen it yet. Or you'll see it, it's on the right. I'll be looking. Every time I get caught waving at it or thinking he's there, Exambi or something, I'm thinking of heisting it, to be honest. Oh, boy.

But I don't know what's the etiquette on that. I mean, it's in poor taste. You know, out existing or me heisting it. No, you heisting it, I would say. What's more poor taste, do you think? Well, it depends how long it's been out there. What's the, what's the max amount? I mean, I don't think you can leave that out there for longer than a,

than a week. It's been, it's been three and a half weeks now. And I haven't seen it. I could have hit him. Is there like a, is there like a fourth of July rule, or I could accidentally catch it on fire, do you think? I think probably so. A lot of stuff accidentally gets caught on fire.

That out of control. We're coming over here for fireworks one year and looking down the hill down in Frogtown by the stadium across the, you know, cross river side and watching that backyard catch on fire. Oh yeah, that was great. And then it was like, okay, I hear come the trucks. That's great.

You said a fucking palm tree went up. It was like, oh, they fucked up. Oh, they, that was great. And then it was like, okay, here come the trucks. That's great. You said a fucking palm tree went up. It was like, oh, they fucked up. Oh, they fucked up bad. Oh, yeah. All yards on fire. Yeah, that was a good one. So I guess I'll try to do that. I don't know.

Good. I think it's gonna be up there forever. Well, it was a mural or something. That would be okay. Yeah. Good tile mural. Is it like a, like a, like a fine. Yeah, a tile mural. Is it like a, I mean, I could find someone who could do those correctly.

Is it like on like foam core or gator board? Like the, it's indestructible. Oh, yeah. It's like a, it's like a life size, like a movie color. Oh my God. Like Austin Powers, like corrugated plastic. Mm-hmm.

I don't know if somebody was supposed to leave the party with it or, I don't know, that's it. It's a little weird. It's a little weird if you plan on leaving that out there for like, you know, the duration. Yeah. Okay, I don't know what all,

and did you see Apple had their VR thing? No. It's pretty cool. You could have Zoom calls with a helmet now. Oh, you can. Yeah, you could be really, if you want to have a Zoom call, you could put on a helmet now. Okay.

You're all up. Well, do your emails with a helmet on. Sounds good. Ski goggles on. Everybody be wearing a helmet. I think probably at least 50% of the population needs to wear a helmet all the time anyways. You never been sitting there and you're like, I gotta get in my fucking email answering helmet. Let me get this, you're gonna have a call,

let's have a call about this email. I gotta get my helmet on. Right. And then we could properly interface. Would you put my helmet? Honey, would you put my helmet? I have to call these guys. I have to have a more immersive zoom. I can't be late. I can't be late. Everyone has got their helmet. Right. So we're all talking to each other with help with big eyeballs on a screen. You didn't see that? No, they're thing. That was great, man. 86,000 dollars. That was great, man. 86,000 dollars. That's fucking stunning. I know.

That is absolutely stunning. Okay, here was some sicko. This is a sick, sick pride parade. I don't even, I honestly don't even know what to think about pride anymore. Cause there's like, like I know, I got a good beat on how much of the left is bad. Yeah. I got my, wow, there's a lot of bad guys over there. Like, fucking Eric, maybe the pedophile, right? I mean, yeah, you don't, I mean, I know about how many,

you don't want those guys associated with you. No. If you're a regular, if you're just a care how much he shoves people, you can't. No, you can't. Yeah. But I don't really know how much, I don't know how much the rights bad anymore. Oh, I think there's a lot.

There's, sure, there's a, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't know what the fucking percentages are of, you know, of people who, when I think that, I think like dangerous because they are, they, because people on both sides have weaponized stupidity. Yeah. And you, and regular people have to deal

with these fucking regular people seeking missiles of fucking idiocy out there. So, fuck them both. And fuck the people who are doing it. Yeah, here's a gay pride parade. Sick images that I want everyone to look at. Yeah, sick images with children. This is a gay pride parade.

See that little kid there? Yep, I don't know what it is. How old are they? Like eight, seven or eight? Probably, yeah. And then you got some ugly people walking around with, look at the size of this guy here. You got a master blaster here,

then you got some weirdo. So Captain Lou, fucking, Captain Lou, the Mario guy. Or Captain Ed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then like a Lady in a dog mask and shit. I don't know if this is really I don't know if this is the point of pride Right, I don't know if the bot like the didn't pride used to be just like regular guys and clothes walking around We're like yeah, all right. Just a bunch of gay guys. Okay. It's cool. Maybe it's, you know, like it's like straight up fetish wear and stuff.

Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I get, well, you know, I get the, it's a little bit too proud of your bodies, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the scope of everything creeps a bit. You get things get co-opted, You know, how do you slide from,

let's just wear some polo shirts and look great. They pride, okay. Okay, let's put on some dog masks. Yeah. And get our tits out and stuff. Yeah. Man tits out, walk around. But then you got, so you got the kids there.

And then there's just, the response from this guy is every single parent that's subjugated their children to this abuse should be in jail. Yeah. I don't know if that's quite the right. No. I feel a little scared. That's just a bunch of fat guys walking around.

Right? There's some of these people honestly, honestly think like that, oh my god, like now my kid could be gay because buddy, you're watching it. What are you gay? Yeah, but then I look at the kid right here's the kid there. Yeah, and they predictably that's the one. This is the one I understand who is a board is fuck. Yeah, like every kid has ever been dragged to fuck. Yeah, like every kid has ever been dragged to two-amys function, a big function, and a bunch of them don't scratch. They'd rather do what they want to do.

Taking it to the gay sex. No, it's great. You know, it's so awesome. It's a big show fucking thing for the I wouldn't wait to either go to the gay sex parade then watch um fucking Sponge Bob or Princess as Marelda. Yeah, yeah, on. Slide me up.

Let's see here. Oh, this was a pretty funny one. Yeah, I saw it. So this is, oh yeah, Alex Stein was trolling the Brittany Griner, that lady that got arrested in Russia for smoking weed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He asked her if she hated America, I think. It's pretty funny.

And then the WNBA is like, oh, they put out a bunch of press statements about how they're on their periods. Oh, God. Okay. But then I thought, wait a minute, We all hate that WNBA, right? I just know, nobody thinks that nobody remembers the WNBA. Yeah, but guys generally still afraid it. No, they don't, no, they just hate it. It doesn't enter their mind. Nobody thinks about it. I see a lot of people like bitter about the WNBA. Sports fans don't think

about it. Honestly, it's just not,'s just not a thing that anybody like that makes sense. There are guys who like, there are guys who totally will avidly watch women's tennis because it can be super competitive and for the rowling so long, like nobody, nobody wants to see the WNBA. They just don't, they're not, they're not misogynist. They just, it's just not an, it's not impressive. Women's tennis is good. Yeah, it's it is objectively Good volleyball. Yeah, and women's softball too. I mean track two. Yeah, but not to WNPA. No, I think it's their attitudes. I honestly think it's just not any fun. It's not good. They just do everything at such a slow motion. It's everything is just demonstrably much worse.

Yeah. Then not exciting. No. Yeah. No. I think you're right about that. No. Trying to figure out what, like what?

Because you know, white people are fascinating to me. Yes. I don't get their sports thing. And I'm always trying to figure it. Because sports is the most, sports, sports, and advertising is the most important thing to white people. Yeah. Yeah. sport. They'll they'll white people will sacrifice. I love sports literally anything for sports. They're

entire country. They'll do any if you tweak sports, they'll do anything for it. Yeah. I mean, you call that the whole fucking debt where you're going to get where you're going to get people against you in the Trump sports. Go ahead and fuck with sports. And it is the only fucking problem I have with trans and sports. Yeah, it just isn't fucking fair. It isn't fucking fair. They mock the WNBAs here. I'm like, well, wait a minute. Why do you always shit on them?

I see what you're saying because it's not sports to them because it's not, but the other girl sports they do support, but not the WN NBA specifically. If a trans woman played the WNBA, like, well, no, just in general, like they mock the WNBA relentlessly and they will die to protect women's college softball or track. Yeah, because those are good, because the rules have been changed enough to make those good. And the WNBA has not been changed enough to make it good. I think maybe so. I don't know. I don't know why I don't know why nobody really cares about it, but I just think it's just not a very good product and advertising. White people, the major issues for white people are sports and advertising.

If advertising is not catering to them, they will fucking lose their minds. I guess we see it as like, hey, who would like to buy this caramel flavored sugar water? We've got a bunch of, see, there's a white guy in a can right there. And then the guy comes out and says, how would you like the same sugar water, the same poison sugar water? They're like, why is there a white guy in a can right there. And then the guy comes out and says, how would you like the same sugar water, the same poison sugar water?

And they're like, why is there a black guy in the can now? He's like, well, I don't know. We thought we'd sell it to some, we thought that we'd sell this shit to black people. They're like, oh, fucking dare you. That's our, that's our sugar water. Like, yeah, you gotta at least make a different flavor. Yeah.

Jesus, you put a grape in that flavor. She. Or we're never gonna buy it again, even though it doesn't really taste like grapes. No. Here's the CIA says, the CIA's 2023 theme for Pride Month is welcome, welcome me. Welcome me. Welcome, it's like welcome, welcome me. Welcome me.

Welcome, it's like welcome, but with a dash between the O and the me and the M E. Welcome me, welcome. And it stands for wellness, equity, LGBTQ plus. But they're really, they had about, Sean, this is the set of writers figured it out. It's a intelligence agency. I know, I know.

I know. LGBTQ plus, which is also itself a bad for the plus across the WNBA. I have the movement. You know, the only one to feel bad for is the T quite honestly. The Q and the pluses are doing fine. Communities. The plus, they're unnamed.

Community openness and me. Boy, they were really. How long do you think it took them to come up with the last one? I put in open chat GPT. Yeah. I said, can you give me a one word across stick for welcome that celebrates LGBT. Yeah. And diversity. And it said, we embrace love celebrating openness mutual equality. Oh my god. I think that's better That by yeah, this is the sea. It's another universe So they're also not hip to chat gpt. I have so many questions. No, this singular tweet. I know the CIA What what what you just read is so much better.

It's so much better. It's respectful. Yes, it has a goal. So I don't know who's running things over there. Who cares? Yeah, I'll give you that. Let me see if top lobster is here. I told him to call in.

I honestly have so much stuff. This is, I messed up. I put too much stuff in today. Well, it's all this, all this air, all this air chillized shit. I'm, so that's so angry and bitter that I can't even concentrate. Yeah. So the his guys are coming after you. His whole company is, this whole company. Yeah, and all other guys that are making comic books and selling them are come see some guys who are making comic books are asking me for nodes And I'm doing them. I see you know, yeah, and then some are like going after me to I don't know show fealty to their malady But the whole company is basically. It's the me. Sorry guys for not connecting it.

Is top lobster in here? Top lobster. In here. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Top lobster. He's trapped lobster in here. I'm here. Top lobster going the live show.

If we talk to the top. No, top lobster is new. Yes, okay. Let's find out about top lobster. Uh. How you been, by the way? Yeah, good. Good.

Good. Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Fizzy. I read that fifth grade teacher reviewed I saw him on the biggest problem. Oh, you did. Yeah, it was funny.

Was it? OK, so we're not doing that. Because you have so much. We can do it, but honestly, we got to talk to him on the mad and dummy pace. Well, that's just got to take priority, doesn't it? Yeah. I'm streaming in general, because people can't use cozy.

Man, you have to go in, oh shit, I'm sorry. They're telling me to go in the live show. Okay. Oh god damn. unmute yourself. Sorry, sorry. So I put the fifth grade teacher reviews isom on YouTube. Well, biggest problem YouTube, cause I don't have any YouTube anymore.

They even deleted my, just my tick masters account that didn't have anything on it. Just like salt the wound, I guess. Well, you have a biggest problem, YouTube though. Yeah, that's where we stream the show. Yeah. I put it up there and the response from the Isom guys was, well, you know, teachers are all blue-haired and trying to do LGBTQ to kids.

So that's why she didn't like the content. Of course. No, there's always, it's the same thing. It's because you're racist. It's because you're bigoted. It's because you hate women. It's because it's like, no, like something can, okay, well, that's what you're racist. It's because you're bigoted. It's because you hate women. It's because it's like, no, like something can, okay, well, that's that's,

you can plant that flag, but as much as I'm allowed to, sometimes things just aren't very good. Yeah, you're telling me. But that, but that, people don't have an accurate, you know, reflection, you know, of themselves. They don't really, they don't really understand, you know, I don't know, you through the tur, you know, done and crew were effect gets thrown around a lot. Yeah.

That kind of stuff, you know, I mean, it's, it's what reality and what your picture of yourself is seems like today, a lot of people, it's further apart than it's been in the past. I think that has to do with like, you know, social media echo chambers, all your friends, you know, you're amazing, you're great. It's like, no, you're incredibly unremarkable. Yeah, you're not particularly good at anything. You're okay. Yeah. Some stuff like, I mean, yeah, you're, you're not an idiot. I mean, you could, okay, that's, that's good. Yeah. You tied your shoes. Awesome. But like, you know, you're not winning the fucking, you have the World shoe tying championships. You're never going to make the WNBA and all the fuck to unsuppress anybody in here. God damn it. God damn it.

I don't even know it. Doesn't say suppressed anywhere. I don't know how to unsuppress. God fucking damn it. God fucking what the, who's the rabbit guy? Ping him. Please. Jesus Christ.

You know what else? Did you see that, that background stabbing that happened in France? No, I did not. So I'm fucking immigrant. Started stabbing a bunch of kids. Like, oh wow, I can't believe that happened. Oh, really? Oh geez. Give a, give a reason? Yeah, I wonder what his reason could be.

See if his wine opener is sharp. And a lot of people, I mean, I don't care. I know. And like other guys are saying, like, I ain't no fuck them. Like that's what they wanted. You just want to make a butt. You just want to have a bunch of big experiments when you're letting people from another part of the world come into your place and fuck it up.

So just don't, you didn't have to do that. You did it. We said it would happen and then it happened. So this you didn't have to do that, you did it, we said it would happen, and then it happened. So, a bunch of people are getting pissed off at that. How dare you, how could you not care? How could you, I realized that's the one thing you can't take from us. I just don't fucking care.

We said it would happen, and it happened, and I don't care. I mean, you can't take that shit away from me. No, you don't have to. And that's like, everybody is always trying to shame you into not not caring anymore. I go, you're just a libertarian over there. You don't care about anything like, no, I don't care.

You can't fucking trick me. I know you're gonna try to manipulate me and trick me and forcing me and forcing me into giving a shit about this, but I fucking don't. Cause I said this would happen if you did this, you did it, and it fucking happened, fuck you. I don't even care that you learned a lesson, because I know you didn't, and I know you won't,

and I know you never fucking well. Then give yourself a break, it's easier to, you know, because you can't care about everything. No, you'll go nuts. You'll go nuts, you'll go nuts. And that's what they are doing. I forget the guy's name. He called it the age of anxiety in the 60s when mass publishing was just getting started. We're going to enter an age of anxiety where we're built to care about local news or getting global news. We're getting the worst parts of

every local news all the time. You. Um, you're unmuted. Top Lobster. Are you unmuted? I'm unmuted. There we go. I'm enjoying you guys. I'm letting you guys just keep on vamping. Thank you. So you so your guests comes and you've done a great job.

It's a thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. I'm pulling up your, I'm pulling up your funny tweet that you did. Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to, is it like a video available here or no? Uh, what the fuck's going on? No, no, I do not have video. Don't worry about it. Are you particularly handsome?

I'm naked. Don't worry about it. We're not on YouTube, right? No, we're not on YouTube. Not anymore. I still have a Patreon now. Thank God. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I'm on Patreon. I guess you guys aren't that offensive here. No, I'm not offensive at all. I love everyone. I'm trying to find the guess you guys aren't that offensive here. No, I'm not offensive at all. I love everyone. I'm trying to find the thing. You got retweeted by Elon Musk. Trying to find the, where is it? Can you paste it in the chat?

That seems like weeks ago. Yeah, that was, that was been fun. I can read it, I can read you what I said. No, no, put it in there if you have it. If anybody has it, I don't know. Or just, or just, sure, just read it. I can read you what I said. No, no, I'll put it in there if you have it. If anybody has it, I don't know. Or just share, just read it. Yeah, I'll drop it in there. So fuck it yet.

I don't know. You got to pull it up because I can't send it through here. I said, you can do a dream of Chrome or you can hate the Jays, which way Western men? And below is a picture of a sleepy Joe Biden. And to the right is just an absolutely ripped Mel Gibson to which Elon Musk is. I found it. Yeah, yeah, show the wonderful people. Yeah, Elon Musk goes, wow, Mel Gibson's really that buff these days. And from there, like,

just shit's been real strange, real strange articles written. I've had some, not death threats, but like very annoying complaints. Like, I guess, I guess you can call them death threats because they made me want to kill myself. Just, I use that you can do a dream of Chrome, which means like killing kids, I think, or you can, or you can hate the Jays, which I'm sure everyone knows what you mean, which way Western men you have Biden and Mel Gibson who looks buff as hell, who's on like,

who's on HFRO. HH and Len Nesam, Tastas. This is like, yeah. This is like, this is a huge man. Yeah, it keeps on giving, because there's so many levels. So when I wrote this,

I was just like walking in the park with my kids, and I was like, throw it like a throw away tweet. when I wrote this, I was just like walking in the park with my kids and I was like throwing like a throwaway tweet And I the best ones Yeah, it's not that funny. Yeah, why did Elon Musk reply to this with like such an obvious hate the Jays like It's like the number one song you almost left off the record You know, nobody nobody fucking wanted that one. The labels up, blah, blah, blah, the bag is like, ah, put it on, it's the best.

This one, this is very close to going to my dress. But see, that's not even the funny part. It's not like, like, so he didn't, he didn't address the adrenal chrome or the hating the Jews part. What makes me laugh. Yeah. This is what I'm saying.

There's levels to it. When you really, like I've had time to look at this tweet and really think about it a lot. And so Elon Musk must just see this real quick and he sees a buff Mel Gibson. And he's like, wow, looks great. Like I wonder what his dictates. Like is Elon Musk gay? So now this is what I'm thinking. He's not anti-Semitic.

He didn't even read this shit. He's just looking at Mel Gibson's biceps. And I mean, who could blame him? Look at the guy. He's a fucking adonis. Oh, go ahead. His first accent, look amazing. He wants to know how he can look like that at that edge.

Because he's fucking terrified of getting old. But how did he see your tweet in all the flood of shit? How does he come across this hate the J's tweet with Mel Gibson on it and say, oh yeah, sometimes the best shit floats to the top dick and that's what happens here I don't know But some of these newspaper like the articles that have been written about me by daily dot and harrots. I mean just some of the funniest shit So this is this is funny here They they quote the whole the whole like tweet there and then they say top-lops are then replied with a fictional

Mel Gibson workout plan, parodying anti-semitism tweeting three sets of 10 ADL recommendations, five sets of five Holocaust denials, and seven sets of three rabbi bashing because they were asking like how did Mel Gibson get so jacked is like that's that's that's what I do in the morning, and I can't pretty decent physique. These people are ridiculous, man. Yeah, no, no. I mean, you could just keep reading the article after article. They said, when Top Lops says Adrenal Chrome, he means baby blood. And when he says the Jays, he means Jewish people.

I'm like, just keep going, man. I haven't got to do shit here. Did you see, like I didn't think of this at the time, but there was that whole daily wire movie, like what is a woman in Elon Musk? Elon Musk, like personally, didn't let them, so they made this movie and put it out, and then Twitter said,

well, it'll only go to your followers, because it's transphobic or whatever. Yeah, which is, that is my fantasy, right? Oh, you mean I can tell my own people, like my stuff, that would be great. Yeah. That's all I've wanted this entire time doing here. Yeah, but instead the daily wire,

like, throws a big tantrum, they're like, oh, well, we wanted it everywhere in everyone's feed. So they're like, well, you know, go fuck yourselves. Like, that's not what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how much time I have on here, but I can go for fucking days about the daily wire and heal. So my most recent thing, my account was suspended permanently from Twitter because I criticized Linda Yaccarino,

you know, the WEF show that he's just hired. Yeah. They suspended me for saying he says, we're going to do a spaces with her and I said, how about you launch her in the space? So immediately suspended, yeah. And I'm lucky that I have some friends in high places. They're like, Tim has wrote some articles,

fucking the guy running for president. I can't even pronounce his name. He's an Indian dude. He tweeted about it and they actually reinstated my account. So I'm very... I see, you got big friends. You got to have friends in high places that Dick just has high friends in places.

Everyone's always against me. Do you see that too? That everyone's always like either throwing me shade or saying mean things about me and conspiring against me. Have you witnessed that top lobster? I've seen you going pretty hard against Eric July, so I don't know. I don't know.

He asked for that. I was just mining my own business. I was defending him actually first. He's just trying to read some black comedy books. I get it, man. I get it. Listen, I got a proposal for you too, because I like Eric, and I like you.

I think you're gonna fucking funny. So here we go. On the eve, on the day that I some two drops, how about instead of like the fighting back and forth, I don't like that, I like you guys. Let's work on a new script, and I already have an idea for number three. I have number one, I have number one,

I haven't read, I don't know how to read. I haven't ordered two yet, but number three, the main supervillains got to be named Dick. He's got to have a huge hit. And throughout, he's just taunting Isom, like, through the computer. And he wakes up from a dream and said, wow, that was a really badly written dream.

Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha $130 a piece by supporting that shit, a fucking comic book, right? Don't you think that's a lot to spend on a fucking comic book, Sean? Would that be a good start? That's a lot to spend on a comic book. I spend three or eight months per day. I'll give it back. I mean, I don't relate because I'm not black, but I like the artwork. So there's there. Let's try to work on building this bridge, Dick.

I like you guys. We don't have to keep this thing burned. No. No, fuck that. But it's not like, it's not, it's not a black comic book, right? I mean, like I say no black. Well, no, no, I understand that. But I mean, it's like, the story can be what it, like it doesn't really, ultimately, probably doesn't really matter, right? I mean, like I'd say no black. Well, no, no, I understand that. But I mean, it's like the story can be what it,

it's like it doesn't really, ultimately probably doesn't really matter, right? I didn't get me if I didn't like it. I mean, I don't know. There was a lot of references to like washing chicken and eating baby powder that I didn't really get either. I don't see it. I don't see it.

I only read the first one. That was it. That's all there is. Okay. I don't know. People are spending hundreds of thousands of dollars based on how good that one was. Can you believe that? Okay. Well, it might, it might hit four million dollars because on how good that one was. Can you believe that?

Okay. Well, it might have four million dollars because of how good it was. Now to see how, say they've been, I heard it. It's six million. So it might have swung it. Oh, wait a minute.

Sounds a little bit high. Don't you think it's weird that Elon Musk was pushing that what is a woman video and his daughter's trans? Like, don't you think that's a little like, like, this is daughter trans? Yeah, the daughter that's divorcing him is like trans. I think what Elon Musk's daughter. Oh, yes, this is a daughter trans. Yeah, her coming out is his girlfriend that girl grimes Vivian. She's

she's now Vivian's legal name change request is coming out as trans. So Elon Musk's daughter's trans and all the studies, we really need free speech to get this anti-trans shit out here. I'm like, well, it seems like you're just kind of doing this to prove that you're right to your daughter. I mean, I know dads, that's something a dad would do, right? Something fucked. Sure. I don't know.

That's just my opinion. Yeah, nowadays, I used to worry about like, how am I going to keep my daughter off the pole? But now I was like, how am I going to keep her from, you know, having a pole? Having a pole, having a pole, cutting some of her arms, you know, putting it in. This fucked up out here, man. Jesus Christ. How are you going to do it? You're always going to talk about like, how much is sex to have a penis? I don't know. I was just thinking like, maybe I should just keep her locked up, but that one doesn't, I mean, they'll escape eventually.

I have no idea. Yeah. It's really a flip with a coin. Run her penis down the tower. Run her penis down the tower. Oh my God. So that guy can climb it or lady or just pole vault right out of there. How many kids you have? I got two.

I got a boy and a girl. Yeah, so we're like, you know, worse comes to worse, they switch and I still have a boy and a girl. That'd be good. That's why it's good to have at least one of each. That'd be good. All right. Yeah.

Let me go see if Monday, Matt and Domey Pace us are here, buddy. Sorry, sorry, it took so long for us to do it. No, that's all right. But thank you for calling in. Absolutely. It's nice to talk with you guys, man. Yeah. Plug your plug-in thing if you if you can. Oh for sure. Top Lops, the everywhere toplops.com if you want some merch and check out Tower Game 9 11 PM EST. We just had on we had Owen Benjamin on. We lit it up and we have some big news coming so come check us out the most offensive podcast in the world. Okay.

Thanks. Awesome, buddy. See you. See you. Now, well, well, well, well, well. Here we are, Sean, a meeting that no one far was possible. We are entering a world with no rules, a world with no history.

Can you guys hear me, by the way, Dama and Matt, we're entering a world with no, we're entering a world where no one beefs with anybody. A vegan universe. We're all forgotten. And a universe that is made of pure hatred. This is the first meeting of the haters club. We're all seething with jealousy about the

success of a black comic creator. She's mad. Matt, how are you doing, sir? I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so happy to be here. Happy to be here. Happy to be here. So you, you, you, you, you, you reviewed Eric July's comic. I saw number one. I didn't know his second comic would be releasing today or would be the marketing campaign would be releasing today, which is essentially the entire point of the comic.

You should free review that one, Dick. It I actually just watched the announcement video for it. And I was like, well, where the fuck is this passion for the first comic? Yeah. What did you think about the announcement video? Like if if I was animated, it would have my attention. It least would be interesting to look at. Yeah. But it completely proves my point when Eric July voices I some. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, Dom and pesos is all right. I can hear a chocolate. Yeah. No, we can't. No, he's, he's row body. Reconnect or say something again. Oh, no, you row body. Fuck. Reconnect or something. I don't know. Okay. It's that south of the border potato internet. Yeah.

There it's a last thousand mile problem. Say something again. Say something again. There you said fantastic. What up,, can you? He's just an emseler now. Emseler Emseler I know, right. Weird fucking timeline. Oh yeah, this is super bizarre. I'm like hearing you and you're talking back to me.

I know, I know, it's very odd. But let's go. Let's have fun. Let's do this shit. Oh yeah. Let's unite forces to shit on do this shit. Oh yeah. Let's unite for this shit on the black guy. You're words. You're words. Yeah. He's the most exick I'm brown. Almost black. I'm a Washington liberal. Don't you know just being here will get me

canceled. So you reviewed I saw Matt and you what did you what did you find did you think it was good? No, I didn't I didn't think it was good. I thought I had potential I actually just re-read it before coming live I wanted to make sure that I would oh yeah me to be up on data and It's more tolerable the second time now that I know what I'm looking for But it still is just this like it's a self-insert Karen storyline Where the man is disrespected and that's all that matters. Yeah.

He gets offended and then he murders people. He does. He really does. He really like puts them through walls and kicks their ass and it's just like, all right, you just upset that he just recalled you and nobody. Like I get it. Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. That's what I got from it. And you also said that isom was an insert for Eric July, a self-insert, right? 100%. 100%. And then Eric July proved you wrong by voicing isom in the animated clip that he put up and by having a total meltdown when you criticize the comic. Yes. Is that right?

Yes. He said, I think he said because of you, he's now going to have a fitness challenge. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I love Vito, but Vito is way fatter than me. So it's like that should be the basis of requirement, but I'm like mid fat and everything. And I just thought that was really funny that he's like, I'm tired of dealing

with these fats. Like these fat. That is the holy shit, dude. Like I might have flagged motherfuckers, but you're still more of a bitch. fat. I don't know. He writes a fantasy of killing people that offended him. I got me a high school student from the killing. He writes himself. I'm in my fantasy. I have super powers. I want you to call me like I didn't amount to nothing. And I'm bad mediocre student. I was like, hold up, hold up. You saw me this respect. I kill you. Thank you all some punch him, punch the guy in the teeth, kill Reeves, explode, his organs on the ground, I killed the guy who insulted me.

At least you didn't murder people, man. You're dreams. Well, that guy was working the back door at the club a few hours later. Yeah, I don't know if you caught that. Did you know Eric July's like life story is that he was in a gang when he was young like this is what Yeah, it makes perfect sense the respecting oh yeah In a gang, but he says he never sold drugs and he didn't kill any people So I don't know what what member of the gang is that that just does nothing and hangs around

Getting into fights with people. I mean, you can steal and shed. You could be, you know, I mean, yeah, I would have just be the equivalent of like a fuggish like chess club or something. Yeah, basically. Yeah, like, let's, let's play the game night to rook five or whatever the fuck it is on a play chest. Yeah. Um, let's see, I had, I had him explaining what pull up means. I think he told you to pull up. Did he tell you something? Yeah, he was saying something along the lines of like, like, I could pull up on people like you. That's my interpretation of it. Oh, yes. Oh, he said, he said, uh, he said, if he wanted to, Eric July, when Matt said, I didn't

particularly care for the book. Like, I think the plot could have been fleshed out more and he needed like more of a motivation. Erichel, I said, I used to be in a, I used to bang. Yeah. I think he meant gang bang. Yeah. I used to be a gang banger. And if I was offended, I could, I could lay you out or something like that, right? But I'm not going to.

It was one of the weirdest things. Like it's like for a guy like Eric Eric who doesn't want to be criticized, if you even remotely slightly say something, he wants to throw down with like not threats of violence, but that idea of if we were in this scenario, I could lay you the fuck out. But it's so ridiculous where it's like, why would you fight over words like that? It's so much like a book. It's not like a fucking sister. I did it like my book.

I kill him. I'll pull out with my gun. Oh yeah. He said, he's also said that he's always carrying. Yeah. And if any of these weirdos freak out around him, he has and he has very good situational awareness, like Mac from Always Sunny.

Yeah, yeah. He's always carrying so that he doesn't need to be afraid of us, but that we should pull up and tell him to his face and that he used to be in a gang. And that he could lay us out if he wanted to, but he doesn't want to. Right. Okay. Well, what sounds good for you guys. Yeah. We should stop criticizing the comic then probably, right? I know. I know. We should definitely should not read number two. And compare it's, it's artistic quality to number one, that should not happen. I think it's going to be worse. You know, I hope not. I really hope not. Yeah.

But if he, well, if he wrote it, because like the thing is, Archie Lai reminds me of like George Lucas from the mid 90s. Yeah. He is surrounded by yes men. Yeah. And they all want a piece of the pie.

Like that, that criticism is 100% accurate. Offer the prequels. Yeah. And they all know George, whatever you do is golden. Let me, you know, it's so great. It's amazing. Fucking Nitoraloreans, best fuck, the thing on the prequels. Yeah. And they all know George, whatever you do is golden. Let me know some great, it's amazing. Fucking New Orleans. Best fucking thing in the world. Great idea. You know, and then Isom comes along and you're like, okay, like I just reading through

it again. Still Avery is not a likable character. He still like wants to just fight this guy over being disrespected. And that's really about it. Like that's, that's the 96 page story. And that's really about it. Like that's the 96 page story. Now let me play. Oh yeah. Yeah. Let me play. Do you want to hear what he meant by pull up?

When he says pull up or do you want to? Okay, let's hear what he meant by pull up. I think you guys should be able to hear this. And I've even heard there. Of course got. Can you hear that? Yeah. Yes.

Okay, here we go. With the files, early I was wrong. I thought you were talking about a different ethin, not EVS. By the way, do you mean, what do you mean by pull up if you aren't talking about exchange and blows? Okay. Pull up, just means let's hash it out, let's link up.

So that's gonna apply to people that love me. Let's link up. So that's gonna apply to people that love me. I'm gonna I'm gonna press one to doubt. Can I say somewhere? I'm sorry, of course, I'm not trying to like, of course, guy. I'm not trying to make an example. Wait, he's like, he's freaking out because he got caught and he's like, he's burying his head in his hands and acting like he's put out having to explain it.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. According to UrbanDictionary.com, it is a threats anonymous to drop your location or want to fight. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, definitely. Exactly what you think it would be. I'm going to go down to Skid Row and tell everybody to pull up and then just like I was just gonna give you some money for link up. Yeah, I'm just gonna link up by throwing my ass at the wall. Okay, here we say pull up. Can I say something real quick? I'm sorry, of course, I'm not trying to like, of uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh take shit. Just completely different from how it is that I say.

And honestly, there's nothing that I can change as part of my rhetoric. I think that the age of social media has got folks so accustomed to saying foul shit to people and they try to tee off for the kids. You call me the anywhere. So the men is someone direct with them. They consider that an act of violence or they consider that some sort of thing. Like think about

it guys, I'm always around. When I say we're gonna have what I used to bang. So if I wanted to threaten you, I just straight up fucking do it. Like I was straight up and most likely if I really wanted to touch you. I wouldn't be like, yeah, you're not the one. Wait a minute. Is he suggesting that if he wanted to threaten me, he would say, I'm going to come to your house and kill you. Is that correct? I guess. Yeah. Matt, did he say that to you that I'm going to fucking kill you? I mean, he's not the first person to make that claim, but no, I didn't see, I didn't

hear that. Yeah. Listening to this entire thing, honestly, it has about as much energy as the panels in his artwork. Very draft. Very draft. Very draft. He said, spot.

That's a spot, something that come from my different spot. Yeah. I said, I love where he's fucking comic. Oh, that's a spot. That's the spot. I want the fuck This different like vernacular for you know, cuz he's look at well that right. Yeah, it's out of Texas, right? So it's like different cuz dick you're from Cali. I'm from Cali Yeah, and so we might say things differently, but it's Westside Westside, Lager asked fucking out. He's from Memphis, isn't he? Is he from July? Yeah, we're sorry. Bang over here. Are you fucker? Yeah, sorry. Go ahead.

I but I dance all over here. Eastside ass and the Super Bowl mother. Where did you not see Snoop? Crip walking all over the East Coast. Fuck you. Go ahead. I don't know. He's like, I, that's it. I think it's just he's tried to cover his asses. What I think is happening. He said as much as I've been disrespected, if that was my attitude, I would have long ran up on y'all's fat asses and knocked you the fuck out. It's a little, it's a little graphic and aggressive for something that's not a strong. He's about respect.

He's about respect. You ever say that to your girlfriend, Sean, if I had a problem with you, I, if I was a violent person, I'd knock you the fuck out, but I'm not. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday morning. It's the only way he can come. That's a very good. Here we go. You're looking at my window. Why would I tell myself like that? You think I'm that fucking stupid? I would never do that.

I would just be like, hmm, in secrecy. And next thing you know, gotcha bitch. That's how I would do it. I'm not, I'll kill you in secret. I'm from the spot, I'll kill you. You said I'm shit, I'll kill you in this respect. I'll kill you in secret. The entirety of his comic character is that he doesn't want to be disrespected, talk

down to do his face. But here he legitimately just says, I'll stealth strike your ass. Oh, yeah. I'm murder doing secret. Yeah, I'll be behind you. I was clappy when no one's looking. It's funny. Yeah.

You think that was a threat? It's screaming out. It's obviously not a threat because I wouldn't make a threat. I would just sneak up on you and murder you. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's a good defense. This is super fascinating too. Right?

That's the beginning of the comic when the character either rear whatever the protagonist goes to the mafia guy. Yeah. And he asks for the girl right? Have you seen the sister possibly working there? Yeah. And the guy is like, follow me, sit down. There's not a request.

I can start. Yeah. Yeah. And then a VN, he says, let me read it. I have it in front of me. Okay. People, he says that he built an empire, some of it legal, the legal way, and some of it not so much. I'm a criminal.

Lovely young girls like just means are useful to me in this junction of my career, kind of implying that she's throwing young girls into prostitution. Yeah, yeah. Then this guy gets angry like the Mafioso, and then he's threatening to kill you like the Mafioso did and he's also admitting that he commits crimes or used to be a criminal in a gang. Yeah. Like all his characters are just himself. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I mean, the young and young, the young and young. You're right. Darren is just Eric's old persona, the chess club player. That's it. And the piece of the music he wants to be.

You know what's really interesting about that. So also the women in his character, like no one else had any other character traits. His sister was just there to feed him information. And I know this from a lifetime of dealing with this problem and big time for Maddox. And I think Eric suffers from this. People with autism cannot have a theory of mind of anybody else.

So like Maddox would always write every character as either feeding him information, feeding his character's information, or it would be him the way he acts. If he wrote, if he writes all of Isom, I suspect they're all either just going to be him or feeding him information because he has autism. Because when I was talking to him, dude, he, like I said, you said, I was talking to Eric, I was getting so frustrated because it's like a brick fucking wall. I said, you said you're gonna moonwalk over DC comic writers graves.

What do you mean that you didn't say you're gonna take on the mainstream and he goes, or I said, you said you're gonna dance on mainstream comic writers graves and go, I didn't say it with dance, I said it with moonwalk. Oh, come on. Are you fucking, are you fucking with me or do you, are you fucking autistic? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a symptom of autism being like overly literal.

Yeah. Another symptom is having lack of empathy rights. So they can't. They're not as good as recognizing what you're feeling based on your facial expression or tone of voice. So they just literally don't know. Okay. I'm not routing in his comic.

That he's going to fix the comic book industry. Like at the beginning he has a letter to the reader. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a here, I'll read it, the state of the American comic book industry has been in an unfortunate spot, and I want to be part of the solution. Like, he said it there, it's there. Like, the final solution. Like, the final solution. The final solution?

Like he said it. Okay, I'm gonna play some more. Don't take people being direct with you as a, what a fuck, what I fight, what are you fat motherfuckers over the internet? Can you agree? Yeah. That got set in a tweet with a bad take. Like, I don't know who you might mistake me for.

For a gang being weird. For a gang being weird. Some woman with talent. High school dropouts. Libertarian. It's what do you mean? Someone who's been kicked out of multiple schools for fighting. Yeah. If I'm not interested, what else would I be talking about? What do you mean someone who's been kicked out of multiple schools for fighting? Yeah

If I'm not Exit what else would I be talking about you think that I'll be like, oh, let's go get you fight Like nigga what? All the Awards on Twitter fucking round hand my fucking probably never been in the fight in his life. What does that mean? Hmm fight his life. What does that mean? Hmm. Oh, yeah, what would you do? So what type of gay ass shit? Why would you think I would be on it? When I say, like, hey, pull up. You think I'm like, I should have to explain like, I know I got

I'm like, you know, we got followers and y'all like some of y'all are white, but goddamn you, that white, do what you think pull up means what you know? He must be. Our defense is gonna try to fight me. Like what the fuck, man? But that's, you're also in any, for not getting the comic book, you know, it's, it's, yeah, yeah.

It just makes it's much easier to have it be everybody else's fault. Well, you're not smart enough to understand this. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, it's nothing that I do. Yeah. No, I didn't communicate anything poorly. You just, you all understood it incorrectly.

Right, you just have stupid ears. Yeah. Okay, well, here's some more of this. Let's see where it goes with it. I think it's frozen in real life. Is he frozen? I don't know. It's not what I would ever mean by over the internet.

Like I said, bro, most of y'all are fat. Most of my detractors are fat. They can't, they probably never, like on the series, no probably I've never been to fight. I was in the GG circuit, I bug a box. What the fuck am I trying to be trying to fight some other fuck over the internet for? Like why? But yeah man, like what the fuck?

Does he not understand the words that he actually said? I don't think so. I really don't. Yeah. Yeah. I said I know like I said we got followed, you can't be that fucking white. Like, uh, surely y'all not that white to it is like he says something that's, uh, I don't understand.

So he must be trying to fight me. Like, God damn it, man. It's the subtleness of the lies a lot of times that get you. You're so white. He's saying something I don't understand. I understand. We all understand. Yeah.

He also says he's just pretending. So why are you saying something I don't understand? I understand. Okay. We all understand. Yeah. He also says he's not pretending. I'm going to read them. I'm going to read them. He what? He also says he has guns. I'm going to read them.

Yeah. I understand what they mean. You just didn't understand. Yeah. There's not a lot of subtle theater that kind of fishenado. Uh, well, um, Matt, have you been? I've been okay. You've been okay.

What do you have to do? Uh, I just got back last week from Alaska, spend a week on a cruise ship. Had a good time. Yeah. Are you still doing reviews and stuff? Uh, not so much reviews. I still do, uh, I do a live stream called Hollywood after dark. All right.

Talk about movies and shit, uh, most nights and that's kind of been my thing for a while. And I'm just happy over there doing that. Um, who are you, who are you currently beefing with? Anybody that I know? Probably. Well, you know, on your side, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on,

on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, Yeah, I know we've been fighting. You just lost your shit when Joe Biden won that was funny. Uh, uh, you can win when you quit. You quit. You did quit Twitter when Biden won. Yeah, that's what we needed you the most. Dom I pay says. You've led fucking like, uh, Chank youger just run on run on, you know, wild. We need to bring him in. Unaposed. And I say this as a lefty. Okay.

No, I mean, I've been okay. I'm not beefing with anybody really. I mean, like, there's like the, you could say Eric, July's friends. He's got like the nerd, Rodic guys, geeks and gamers like the, isn't that weird? No.

No. We made $3 million, that's 87, we are. I don't even care about $3 million, $87,000. I don't even care about a $3 million. People think that's a day, they do. They do. They care about it, they want it. Like I don't care.

Like, otherwise, I'm just, you know, that's really about it. It's just covering movies. So I've been like really low key and I'm okay with that. How about you, Dom? Have you been, have you been, been, been briefing anyone with anyone that I know of? No, no.

I haven't even been making videos and coming back, baby. Let's go to here. Yes. And you guys do a, in some review, gonna explain why it's bad and shit. Maybe I've been your review. Oh my god. The comic is so fucking stupid because I wanted to do reviews on like them.

I called them Gwok, the kind of liberal stuff. And it's kind of some of the same problems, the same insert, the math is talking. How sometimes they write super and like a couple characters, but I think the authors think the characters are super likeable. No one likes them in the audience. So it's there has a no attention to what if their fictional world was real. At his mother fucker has his retired superhero coming back. He goes to the mafia guy. They went to high school together. He doesn't know. He was a superhero. The police doesn't recognize him. The other superheroes don't.

The gyro women doesn't recognize him. The doctors don't recognize him. The nurses. No idea who he is. That's not bullshit. And then when he pulls his fucking costume, his fucking, it doesn't have a mask. He's not a mask superhero hero with a secret identity. Yeah.

He came back, no one knows him. It's like Superman, but no one knows him. Like we are, we are things. He gets the costume from the Taylor that works in a building called Taylorville. He's got a right. That Taylorville thing was weird Taylor Veele. He's got it right. That Taylor Veele thing was weird. Yeah, fucking weird.

That Taylor doesn't recognize him. Who are you? And the Taylor feels disrespected too. Yeah, I noticed that Taylor was disrespected. I didn't mean no disrespect. They're all, they're all came, they're all Eric, the judge. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. That's all Eric did you lie? I love that. He doesn't recognize everything. He says, Oh, yeah, you're the only one that brought me something back. Like, what does that?

What? Oh, this is the interaction with his niece where she's like, every and then like, he's like, you know, you're too big for me to carry you, but she's like, but that's how I know you were super hero. Yeah, because I jump in every other random man's arms and I feel his muscles. Testing you out. I don't think it was written exactly like that. I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm adding some humor to that. I know.

I'm like, a little bit weird that she was like, I, every guy picks me up and every, I feel the muscle. But you, I know nothing. And he's like, I wait lift, you know, and he's like, but I don't talk to you later. Yeah. When the guy's not in the girl, he's like, who are you? I like eight or something. The, I asked Eric on that, on that stream, if he had superpowers and he wouldn't answer it. He just kept asking me questions. He's like, oh, well, did you see him doing anything unusual?

What a flying thing, man. What was the flying thing, right? I thought you were asking Eric if he had superpowers. Yeah, there's a line in the comic. He says like he doesn't fly. Like there's a line. It's when he gets, I think he gets thrown out and leaves him. Yeah.

I could trade my body to do all sorts of thing. Flying isn't one of them. Yeah, yeah. I'm popped up on the stream. I'm like, yeah, you know, he doesn't fly. No, but he wants the suit to be able to take falling. Yeah, right? Did I remember that?

Yeah, man. Because he landed on a car like six hours before. What a fuck is full damage? Like a video game? Right. Yeah, that game. I think you also notice when when he was fighting that big dude at the club that I was all like it must be something like some higher powers bringing us together because you're

losing three fights, right? Yeah, three. Like, no, you fought the guy twice. Oh, yeah. You were in the middle of your second fight. Right. I didn't get that. And like, yeah, right?

Doesn't compute. Or is it time early? Yes, he fought before. I know. I know. Like a maybe he didn't get that and like yeah right doesn't compute. Are there a ton of early has he fought before? In a prequel like a maybe he didn't recognize him. Yeah, it was a name. The name's the name's thing was driving me crazy. Like we never know the sister's name. He never wants to know it's Altona. But he hasn't said it in a book.

No, it is it is when he is. When she calls him he called her name is Altona. And then like they say like the name of the brother-in-law is like, Teradol or something. It was like, the names are, the names in a black comic are weirder than Lord of the Rings. I've already, we're in Floresque, Sparkville next to Taylor's Hill.

Projects, yes. The whole fucking entire city is called Darren.s is hell. But now, hard to plug in the entire city is called Darren. Wait a minute. What about the cut when he says to his sister, you got to take your gun everywhere, even to your job. And then it cuts to the Darren guy. And there's like a skinny black girl next to him is his secretary. I thought that was his sister.

I thought that too. But then it doesn't he doesn't use her name and there's no identifying characteristics or giveaway so like what is this like am i supposed to not i mean in real life i would know that's the same person but it's a drawing so i can have no fucking idea maybe you're just racist i will and the sister in the comment about like uh that jasmine had in had was an internship with her and like they'd offered her a job and it was the greatest thing in the world. And then she just disappeared

because she was working with Darren. And then like randomly every just bumps into her. Like yeah, yeah, randomly. Yeah, with that brush to the hooker, right? I mean, it seems like a hooker. Yeah. Oh, God, I can't wait to figure out all this stuff. I mean, it's going to get worse, right? Like, everyone, you can't fix this shit now. Well, and there's two other aspects of it that I find to be like, obviously, set ups.

There's the guy with the green eyes who can apparently like, really, I forgot that. And then there's like the metal band at the end. They're really aliens. Right. You know, and it's like, that's just a preview of for another. And they have the other one with the women, Jaira. Yeah. She returns. Like, oh, I'm supposed to care. Like all these fucking comics is just set up for shares. He's kind of world baby. That's super league rip off. That goes nowhere.

Yeah, yeah. Are we going to find out he was part of Alpha Core and then he left, but they just don't recognize him, even though they're the ones who brought him to the hospital. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Alpha Core dropped them off and then he just like gets up and leaves. I forget all the details because none of it makes sense. It doesn't make sense to you.

I'm actually telling myself, yeah, I guess that did happen. It's my writer brain, man, where I'm always trying to piece together like where things are going to go. And so I'm a watch, I'm reading this thing and I'm trying to understand like where the inevitable conclusion is going to be. Yeah. It's upon conventional storytelling. And I'm like, what do you think is going to be a next week or the ending?

I honestly, I can't tell you. It's like, I'm, I get so caught up in the details because nothing really makes a lot of sense like yeah, why does nothing goes anywhere? Yeah, he's got the costume now that's the end of the episode. You think it's gonna be powered by Jesus Like you think his powers are gonna be strengthened by Christ. I you know what there's there's a line at the beginning Yeah, it was human with this is new and he's like, I always liked her. She never missed service. Yeah. Yeah, right, right. Right. Like there's so there's subtle Christian, you know, undertones. We as a cross right on this like panes. That's pretty overt. That's pretty.

Yeah, I didn't see that on your dislike. Is that the cock of Christ? I can't quite tell. If so, you're not providing any children for the world, you're clearly failing. It's just, it's weird how the story is being crafted. And then what even makes it worse is not like, it's not, if Eric would say, just hold up, like wait for part two. That's at least something like, I have a plan. In this case, he's doing so much to fight back against it. Well, in this case, he said, you're too fat to touch your knees. I can touch my knees and see my dick. So you know, try to affect, try to affect the right there.

Yeah, I can do all the stuff. I've never seen somebody make so much money and be this angry about it. Well, I like it. Yeah, right? Right? I don't know. He's just patient as it. Well, yeah, right. Right? Because I don't know. He's just a theft. Like, is he just pissed off?

All the money's got to get to the government. I don't know. Four million dollars. And you're like responding to every single person about your shitty comic. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he has problems. What? What?

What? Yeah, he's saying unbarrased. What? Yeah, sorry, sorry. No, sorry. I'll tell you what I would I'd be more embarrassed by if I were him. I'd be more embarrassed by

the fact that all my friends sucked my dick over this comic, but not one of them read it. Yes, that's all of the people who are promoting it refused to read it because now they know they're going to have to lie

and say it's good. So what they're going to look till they're all out, they'll just never read it. All they do is talk about how much money it made. All of them, even like those, they'll, they admit to not ever reading it. Yeah. Yeah. How is that? I haven't read it, but you're just jealous. And like, well, why don't you read it? Like, you know, it's very common for people to not read comics. And I just, I just don't want to, you know, I just don't want to look at them. Yes, they keep them in fucking boxes

and hang them on the wall. I don't know what they do. It's so weird. Have you ever seen these people critique media? Yes, there's a high likelihood. They don't actually know how to read. Really, I mean, like, I don't comprehend anything. It's actually, no, like, I know they're vicious dick.

They're very vicious, but that viciousness is an absolute mask for the inability to understand what the fuck it is they're looking at. And that viciousness is an absolute mask for the inability to understand what the fuck it is they're looking at. And that's legitimately, like, I will, like, there's a critical drinker guy, right? And he did a video like, why Halle would hate men? And this is whole diet tribe of fucking nonsense. But he finally gets to an example about eight minutes in.

And he mentions Luke Skywalker from the last Jedi. And it's not even the right example of what he could use in that situation. But that's all they've got. Is it all they have is this weird idea of if it's woke, it's bad, but not understanding how storytelling operates. Yeah, because they are the viewers, right? So they see these movies are shared. They go and complain on the internet,

but they don't know why they're bad and not writers. Yeah, it's not really get it. It's complaining about the, it's the same thing, even before the woke shit, I remember Lincara or the angry video game nerd or the nostalgic critic, they always review us, reviewing bad movies. The movies are bad. The room is bad. Oh, that shit is bad. But they're not writers. So when people found that some of them actually wrote something, the comic book reviewer was writing himself as the protagonist of Sailor Moon. And he's like, don't, I got some assholes off at him more because all the Sailor Moon girlfriends. And he also wrote himself getting raped by black people.

That's super weird, man. Really? Okay, cause it's a repressed homosexual, right? Super Christian, right? So, oh, and then he talks about how he was brought up like four weeks. So, and then he dated that guy.

So he said, oh wow, even that is just the guy. Yes. The guy. That's where he wrote himself as a green light turn character called the light bringer. And he's like the superhero that saves the women from rape. Super weird. Shit. Super weird. All of them are weirdos, I don't know. I like that critical drinker, he's funny, but I don't see. He's an idiot.

He's an idiot, but he's an idiot. He's an idiot, actually. He's feeling, he's feeling, he's feeling, he's a fucking fucking fucking book. He's gone mad, he's gone mad. I am on your side till they, yeah. No, it's fucking like, like I see these people and it's like, I, you know, I haven't lived in LA in 10 years.

But like I just remember when I was there, like, you know, people actually like try to get shit done, dick, you know what, you know what it's like to get shit made. I mean, like I've sat in on meetings where like they had me read the script for a Rene Harland movie. This movie called Devils Pass. It's a shitty, I think you can find out two beats, not a good movie. But like I sat in on the meeting, I read the script, I pitched them a whole bunch of ideas

for viral marketing campaigns. They brought me in as a viral marketing guy. And then altered, and no, and then they went in and they altered their shooting schedule for Russia in order to incorporate the shit that I was suggesting because they liked it. But it's like still that took like so many comedies, meetings to get done, all this shit to get done. And it still went nowhere. But it's like you least, these, none of these fuckers even. But it's like still that took like so many comedies, meetings get done, all this shit to get done.

And it still went nowhere. But it's like you at least, these none of these fuckers even know what it's like to be on a goddamn film set. It like never held the camera, nothing. The giveaway for Eric was when he admitted that this was his first draft. Somebody said how much editing did you do?

Is it just spelling mistakes? It's like, oh, oh man, it's a craft. Yeah. It's a fucking craft. Yeah. Okay, guys, the best in the world don't use their first draft. No, that's all you need to know. Not your first attempt. No, no, I, what is Steven King say? Sometimes you have to kill your babies. Yeah. You write it, you rewrite it, you put it down for a little bit, you come back, you work on it again, you get notes, you know, you're always whittling it down. Like, it's just, it's just lazy. All it is is lazy attempts at grabbing cash, which is what a lot of comics

get is. And I support the, I support independent comics. I support independent film, independent art, whatever you can make money off of without having to go through the fucking system. Oh, yeah. right, like 100%. I even support this shit. I did like it. I thought it was shit, but I like the room. I like all the works shit too.

Yeah, everything disasters, like that funny. Yeah, and you'll get it right? You like that room probably? I love the room. I love the room. Yeah, I saw it with Tommy was so actually back in 2009 in LA. I introduced it one night. That was one of the best film going experiences of my life.

I love that damn movie. But it's like, again, like you have to look at art through a certain lens, like the MC Jarbo shit, right? That shit's brutal. That shit's brutal aimed at me. But I respect the fuck out of the craft that he did. You know, like I respect it. It's like I can't be mad at someone making art about me

because they're creating something. And I appreciate that deep down I really do. And I like it. It's just like, you know, but this is the thing is you got to take that shit and stride. And Eric God forbid somebody makes fan art of like, you're a toy type to chew. Yeah, but Matt, how much money did it make?

How much money did it make and how much money do you have? That's what really matters here, right? We can all this money that it made. Yeah. That's going to make even more money together. We can work together to make me money. And that means it's good. That's how I'm going to bring free speech back by you giving me money.

More money. What makes you guys a rage? I really hate people who misconstrued factual data. Okay. Like what? Like, anything when it comes to storytelling and it comes to Hollywood and whatnot, like the people who do all the clickbait rage shit, like this is woke, this is bad. But you can tell that they don't even understand what it is they're looking at. Like that just drives me nuts to my core.

Well, it was an example of that. That you saw recently. Oh, man. Critical drinker was one on that one video I mentioned before hand. He's stealing. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, I would, no, listen, do I believe that that critical drinker, like eight pain chips as a child? Yes, I do. What I like to debate him absolutely. And I'd be nice about it, but it's also like I debated the Geeks and gamers a while back. And he comes at me with all this bullshit about like, you know, just complete fucking out of out of zooms and not even the flat. Okay. Again, again, again, again, if anyone dislikes my commentary, feel free to flag me. You have my fucking mission. Oh no, flag.

Don't flag, don't flag, don't please. No, it's good, it's good. It's good people when I got that drama with you. I have to like beg people not to flag your the video with the poly. Yeah. It's like beg me. That flag your the video with the poly. Yeah. Like beg them. Oh my God. Trust me when I say that shit got fucking flag like everything.

Oh, dude, I was begging a guy DM me me, I'm flagging you, you should flag him to like, please don't cause I go through his channel to grab clips to do my super. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not gonna fucking it. Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking it.

And then they got what's like, okay, done that. I'm not gonna fuck you, black humor, but I posted it on Kiwi farms. Oh my God. No, there was a back when I'm on that shit with now. People were like, I mean, for months even leading up to that shit, actually we're flagging content of mine. I was getting stuff taken down or ageress or constantly. So there was some

weird shit going on back then, but yeah, it's all really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, it's like, you want to hear the funniest goddamn thing though. This is true. One of one of a, remember that guy wild goose who used to hang with Ethan? Hang with Ralph? I don't know. I made it. No, but no, no, there's a guy. He used to go on the kill stream. Whatever else. This guy impersonated being a video game journalist who's an article I covered for a video. Filed a false DMCA claim about it. I had to try to get the video taken down. This was like three, four days after I was on the kill stream and I'm like, bro.

Yeah. Right? Like there was, there was so much goddamn hypocrisy on that and I was hit I was hit oh yeah, no mistake like I fucked up, but it's like so much shit went down and I just laugh at it now and people always go like you're gonna flag me and I'm all like you want me to I mean apparently I have all the power yeah, it's just fucking cares everyone's doing everyone's flagging everybody that's when it comes down to it. They don't give a shit. No one believed crab that all the liars. Why is this comic shit? He's called Stik. It's a Marvel comics are woke and they are kind of progressive. That's

probably what they mean. But most of these people are bitching about the woke and don't even know what it is. No. No, they think like a woman leading a project, leading a story is woke like the new star was a woke. Yeah, yeah, it's all pointless. It's like those movies, like you know, was it little mermaid black aerial making money, you know, like, oh, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro Miles Morales and the new fucking spider version. Keep black, walk.

Black and apparently, what is a trans woman in the movie? You see what I mean about advertising? You take away white people's advertising, like their movies and stuff and they just melt down. Yeah, we can't handle this. All right, guys, thank you for calling in. This is a nice reunion. This was fun.

Yeah, dude, that's it again. Yeah, let's see what again in And I saw number two comes out. Yeah, let's go like a review. Apparently it's in a couple weeks. It's in like a month. Oh, really? Is that soon? Yeah, it's just this film. It begins on July 13th. Oh, God, thank God. Someone needs to scan it. Oh the fiends. No, no. Oh, shh. Damage. Don't give away the secret. All right, boys. Thank you. Thank you.

Dami, do you have anything to plug? Oh, subscribe to me. Dami, face us on YouTube. I'm great. I have bits prepared for this show, but they're all ruined. Why? Why are they ruined? And you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you kind of like row body again. I like row body. Yeah, I always tell my show. I always find it. Yeah. Yeah. See you row body. All right. Bye guys.

Bye. Bye. Bye. I thought Matt was going to ask if we were good. See that's what I was waiting for. Oh, yeah. But, well, I mean, you can't write reality. I don't know.

You guys seem good. You know, I mean, with those, I'm thinking back on all the, all the times, Domé has called in and talked about Matt and stuff. And I'm just, I'm thinking it's like really an Israel and Palestine can't work at out. Can't figure it out. Yeah. After shocker. That's the one.

Why that is to joke and laughing together. Yeah. Yeah. Put us in charge of it. They haven't got a nice on. That's why we got to give Israel and Palestine. I saw number one. You need a comment.

You need a, you know, a common, uh, you know, pounding board. Uh, okay. Let's see here. Hans says, um, hey, Dick, did you see Josie react to Maddox's room? Oh, you know, Josie from fish tank. No, I mean, only by you calling him about name. Is that thing still going? No, it's over. It's over who won? Uh, Josie did. Josie won. What did Josie win? Like 30 grand or something? 30 grand. $5,000? Here we go.

Uh, this is a minimalist dream. Okay, there's Josie looking at it. It's just the room that that super chat was talking about. Looking at Maddox's room? Is this real? Hmm. Indeed. What the fuck is this?

We got sharks. What is this? This isn't your room, so I'm not going to go to in-depth, but this is insane for a... If this is a grown man's room, this is kind of crazy. No, no, no. At least he has a tripod? I don't know. I don't want to say about this. No, no, no. At least he has a tripod. I don't know. I don't wanna say about this.

Let's get on to the more in-depth ones. I don't wanna spend too much time on people's random ass rooms. I wanna spend time on the real ones. It's not in a real room. Radar with the 10 Madics lost biggest problem dot show I don't know that sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me, but I said it anyways Oh, thanks jazzy. Yeah seem a little freaked out by that room. I mean, you know

As you would Donner says tell Vito to shove this up his ass. What is, what is this? Oh, uh, homosexual molestation. No, I don't care if I'm not really in the mode to talk about that. Right. Watchful Goose says, Hey, Dick, can you give me your opinion on the 2024 election in terms of Biden versus RFK?

Do you think RFK may upset the balance and be put in place of Biden? No. Dick and Bobby Kennedy up. Is it RFK? What? Robert? What is his initials? The new guy?

Have you seen him? The new guy. What is his name? They marched out a, they brought out an established guy, an you seen him? The new Kennedy. I don't know his name. They marched out a, they brought out an established guy, an established, they brought out a Kennedy to explain to us how the government was fucking us and that he's our friend. For sure, right? And he's going down like, he's got better talking points

than Trump, to be honest. There's a right. Yeah, he's like, you know, not only are, not only was the COVID vaccine bad, but all vaccines are bad. Yeah. He's like, you know, not only are, not only was the COVID vaccine bad, but all vaccines are bad. Okay. It's like, oh, wow. And this is why the government does them.

And you were all fucked during COVID. He's Democrat. Uh-huh. It would be great if he was running as a Republican, but it's, you know, it's interesting. He's going, I mean, I see the path he's taking. I understand that. I understand that. Yeah. it's like, yeah, I get it. The government destroys all of us. And then the government sends out their, their most government guy. And he says that I can't believe that the government did this to you guys vote for me. Yeah. Put me

in charge of the government. It's like, well, yeah, you, what do you mean? You are the government asshole. Kennedy Kennedy's, man. I think, I think our FK just ended Dessantis' campaign. You think so? Oh, yeah, Dessantis's fucking sucks so much. He ended Dessantis and he's probably taking a big bite out of his trump. Because centuries people hear what he's saying and say, oh, okay, so the Democrats can be good again.

It's not just a communist and like the most evil woman in that's ever been on television. This guy's actually saying some good stuff that I like. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, You are a comedy icon, never stop. I got a weird life event that might interest you. I'm actively recovering from a liver transplant in the hospital right now. At 34 years old, I drank too much and pickled my liver. Wow. So bad, I needed a new one.

God, that's a lot of liquor. Yeah, it is, but also pickled. Also, some people just don't last as long for whatever reason. I mean, like it's because of a lack of masculinity, I think you're saying. I mean, you can, it takes a lot regardless, but yeah, some people's shit just wears out quicker, but yeah, I mean, I have known,

I have known of people having to get liver transplant like four earlier, or even. If you wanna give the Legion of Fat Alcoholics that listen to your podcast, a scare, and get a close up look at the type of alcoholism that kills people, I think I have an interesting perspective if you want more info to decide whether it might be, I'm happy, but, well, okay,

you got to give me some more info than that. You got to, how much were you drinking for God's sake? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was your routine? How, what were you drinking? Yeah, you know, eating some deets. Nash Monti, woman driver, hey, Dikajan, here's a video of a woman driver who wasn't paying attention

and managed to jump a tow truck ramp on the highway. Have you seen this? No, but I can picture it. Oh, dude, it's probably the greatest video that's ever been made. Really? Yeah. That's a cool made. Really? Yeah. That's a blow.

I wish we had a woman driver theme. So you'll see here on this side of the road in... I always fantasized about just doing that, you know? Like on purpose. Yeah. Everyone has always wondered if Finn's possible. You know? Yes.

Yeah, that's what I've... It is the end of Gone in 60 Seconds, yes. Yeah, that's what I've, um, it is the end of gone in 60 seconds, too. Right? It jumps that, that tow truck that's that flatbed tow truck. So there's a flatbed tow truck on the side of the road. It's, it's at an incline. Yeah. The back, the back is there, ready to tow a car, I guess. And I'll see the car. Well, it's coming. is where does it say this is? Lon Lound is I don't know where that Florida one from telehassy. So it's all it's all right. It's all green around here. Okay. Here we go That's fucking amazing. I'll woman hits the look at her at bed and ramps up the back and shoots over the top by about what, 200 feet? Launches?

Watch this. Here it is with the impact. That was amazing. Okay. Like dead on. Yeah. What was that? Oh yeah, I got to get outta here.

Was it right in the, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh? Oh, yeah, get out of here. Was it right in the. Oh, yeah. This is where this is where a whaling gennings needs to come in with it. Looks like I have Duke boys are proper fucked. Oh, like, but there. Yep. Yeah, wow. There's fucking Roscoe P Coltrane fucking back there. That is so cool. Wow.

She dead. I don't know. I hope so, the driver like that. No way to. Her car ended up upright. What is she, I don't know, they're playing it in slow motion now. I know, I'm trying to see what the,

what is that, the hood comes off? The hood comes off, yeah. It's so good old boy. Never meaning to know. Something about the law, since the day they was born. I'll get all this shit out of here. I can't see it now. Yeah, pretty cool.

That's amazing. Women, women drivers have totally redeemed themselves with that movie. Fucking phenomenal. Give them, let them drive forever. I give up. If they're going to be pulling this shit, once every 100 years, right, give it to them. Next, they're going to have one accidentally jump a cliff or something like that.

Yeah. I'll be one of those snake river. Like an evil, evil thing. Yeah, snake river camp. Let's see here. Shanaim says, if you're going to talk about this, call me Sult Mr. Sownit. Okay.

I'm the guy that you read the comment of in biggest problem episode 25 about arguing with a stripper wanting to charge me for my two female friends three times the price. They will do that. One of the most lefty hipster suburbs in Melbourne is called Brunswick. There's a strip club here I've never been to,

but I'd heard of. I just walked in, walked out. The girls are literally obese. I'm not even being hyperbolic. One of them had cellulite on her ass and thighs. Under the red, downright, it was like craters of the moon. Oh, wow. I was gonna take some photos, but the bouncer caught me,

so I couldn't total insanity. Yeah, it's. But I did enough time to do the panorama pick. I kept shuddering because they were dancing around. There was a guy sitting in this fat stripper was smacking his head left and right with her D-sized saggy tits that she had to torque her body so much for them to semi-left off.

Oh God. Oh boy. The only decent girl there was a bartender. That's the bartender's always the hottest one. Just strip club. Siam fan. There you go. I'm a Christian and I'm starting to get really pissed off

at the Twitter Christians. I think Jesus was cool and I'm grateful for everything I believe he did for me. I'm sick of people calling me an atheist liberal or whatever because I don't believe Gays should be burned at the stake. That's getting hard out there. Yeah.

Let's see what's the fallace. Says, hey, take a female coworker of mine didn't know about the wars. I have a female coworker, she's 22. She grew up in the United States, graduated from high school and is currently a college student. She said something surprising today that made me realize she has no concept of when historical events actually happen. So I decided to play the wind at all the America's major wars happened game with her. And I believe I have set the record for the worst

answers ever. That's not the name of the game, by the way. What is the name is ask a woman, you know, when all five major wars happened, the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War I, World War II and Vietnam. Yeah, okay. The whole thing. Here are the results. When, and you'll be shocked at their answers, no matter what. Okay. Here are the results. When did the revolutionary war happen? Quote. I don't know what that is. Off to a bang and start. It was when America fought for its independence against England. Quote, why

did they have to do that? So as shocked as I was, I said, never mind and moved on. Incomplete. That's right. So no for one. When you have to force them, that's part of the game. They know numbers. I mean, they know what year it is now, so they have to add and subtract to that. Right. Question two, when did the Civil War happen? Quote, I don't know what that is either. I was shocked and said, what do you mean? Her response, yes, Civil War, what is that?

So I explained to her stuff like the Emancipation Proclamation and States trying to leave the union and she was shocked to have learned that America once fought a war against some of our own states. She had absolutely no idea that had ever happened. I know. I know. I know.

I know. That would be a fucking mind fuck. Wow. If you honestly didn't know and you just found that out at like like like like 22 or I don't know. Tuesday. Yeah. That she's 22. I noticed a trend.

What the fuck is going on? Instead of asking her the normal question, I went straight for it and asked, do you know who Adolf Hitler was? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're messing up the game. Oh, okay. Well, her response, well, I know he was like a guy. I mean, yeah, he was a guy, but what did he do?

I don't know. Do you know what Nazis are? Aren't they racist or something? Sure, but what did they do? I don't know. Do you know what Nazis are? Aren't they racist or something? Sure, but what did they do? I don't know. Do you know what the Holocaust was? I think I've heard of it. But what happened during the Holocaust?

I don't know. I ended briefly. I ended up giving her a brief history lesson. You got to be thinking, is this the stupidest woman on the planet? I thought that meant it. Is she in the running? Like, is it possible that you're this fucking clueless? Maybe she just wanted to get away from this guy.

Maybe. That's part of it too. Is he with this girl? I don't think so. They're just at work. Okay. I ended up giving her a brief history lesson. She also didn't know what Pearl Harbor was

or that we nuke Japan. Yeah. You know, that actually seems reasonable next to all these other ones. So I got okay, you've heard Pearl Harbor, like you don't necessarily know that that was a fucking base and the game though. Yeah, you need to get a year. She didn't know that Germany started World War II or what any of the countries involved were other than the US was involved. She was shocked to learn about some of these events.

By the time I was done, I decided to throw in a bonus question to see if she would say, when did Vietnam happen? That's not a ball's question. That's the correct fifth question. Oh, there's no fucking chance of that other than a dumb, you know, just a straight guess. Yes. When did Vietnam happen? She said, wasn't that like 2001?

Perfect. And I see, that's why the game is good. Yeah. And I said, you mean the same year that 9-11 happened? And she said, this isn't fun anymore. Yeah. And the conversation was over. This girl is going to college to become a counselor. I am speechless.

Yeah, that's, I hope that doesn't come up in counseling. When you're fixing people's brains. Oh my God, yeah. Well, he is funny that the right always says, like, oh, this trans stuff is a mental illness. Like, so what? What are you gonna fix it? You guys can't, you can't fix any of this.

Yeah. What he's not feeling bad is the only one that we can kind of fix, right? Man, I feel really bad. I don't know, maybe slim chance we can fix that one. Yeah, yeah, work on it. Let's see here. Michael says, hey, I love you. I have a dick tip that might help other listeners.

When you're with a woman at first, make sure you get a picture of the two of you together in bathing suits. Very specific. No, I know. So he can, he can remind her. Hmm. Make sure the picture is very flattering for her. Yeah.

It doesn't matter what you look like in the picture. Mm-hmm. It never does. Keep that picture handy in case you get into a long-term relationship. If he starts putting on weight, then you could send her the picture with the comment, look how sexy I was. She will look at the picture and she'll actually wear herself.

Yes. And she will at least recognize that the weight has been gained. She will be more of motivated to lose the weight after seeing how good she used to look. Maybe so. It helps if you're in the process of working out and or losing weight. Yeah.

Yeah. You could use Instagram for that too. No. You can always find boob jobs It helps if you're in the process of working out and or losing weight. Yeah, yeah. All right, yeah. You could use Instagram for that too. You can always find boob jobs with instantly scroll all the way down to the back. And you're like, ah, that's what you look like. I no longer care. Mm-hmm. Guy with a bunch of Chinese letters said

that Peter guy from Sweden forgot to mention that the alcohol you can buy here is at least 50% more expensive than the rest of Europe. Oh wow. Wow. I thought it was a taxes or something, huh? Yeah, more taxes. Yeah, that's a bitch.

Sweden must keep the alcohol section of the store separate and locked while in Swedish borders and they have a sign saying on ships. They have a sign saying X cheaper than system bull get, a government run place that monopolizes the sale of alcohol to mock Sweden. Yeah, that's, you know, you gotta make, you gotta let the people, the people who want to drink, you gotta let them drink. You just do, you can't, I mean, I'm just, you know, like, I don't drink, but I don't think fucking, I don't think boo should be a hundred bucks a bottle.

What is this a, what is this a comic book that supports a parallel economy? I'm not paying a hundred bucks for this. Just some liquor. Let me see if this is. Oh, okay, well, here's a little mini fat watch for you. That's enough of that. Hey, dick, this is A, This is from Bloodberry Muffin.

I wanted you to take a look at the new magic card sets. Yeah. This one's called Goldberry River Daughter. River Daughter. It's a legendary creature, a nymph. A nymph. Wow, little thick there. It's a nump.

It looks more like a walking lymph, a demon. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, you can tap the card. You move a counter of each kind, not on goldberry river daughter from another target Danish. You control onto goldberry, pay a water and tap it, move one or more counters from goldberry onto another target permany control. If you do gain five pounds, wow, those are interesting dynamics in play. Look at the size of the thighs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This character. Yeah. I can hear guys somewhere saying that they like, they actually like this kind of body. They're being activated, like sleeper cells, like a manchurian fat candidate all around the country and they hear anybody making any disparaging comments

about of large fat women. They are compelled to just shout into the ether. Actually, I like, actually I like women like that. Actually, I like, it's more for the push and actually I like a girl with curves spastically. And compulsory, like anyone wants to for the pushin' actually. I like a girl with curves spastically and compulsory. Like anyone wants to hear their fucking opinion on it. We got it, you're desperate, fuck you.

Okay. I think that's about it. Pretty good. You got some voicemails. Sure. That was him. Well, thank you everybody. We trimmed the fat on those bumper.

What did you think of Matt Jarbo and Dom and Pacea? I thought that was fun. I thought that was fun. Yeah. Oh, that comic really is bad. And there's gonna be a whole universe of them. I mean, and everybody actually remembers more and more details.

Like that's the same, you know, I mean, yeah, we remember the details and the kind of the consistency. And it's like, it's, yeah, it's not a big mystery like why it's written the way that it is. I wish he would just like realize that it's, it is like, it's a craft. Like he can get better at it.

He, you know, it's, but it's like, if you, it just seems so hypersensitive to the criticism. Well, he's spending all his time making a warehouse to ship comics. Really? So he said he can only write one day a week. Man, I mean, you gotta, you gotta write the comic, don't you?

I mean, it's the, yeah, that's the, it's not gonna be the empire that the warehouse built, you know? Right. That's not why you're gonna take over the comic world. I built the best warehouse. This is a fucking, it's warehouse. Yeah. Look at how many shitty comics we can store in here.

Right. Oh man, they got us working in shifts. This warehouse, you think Marvel or DC has a warehouse like this? I doubt it. Maybe it almost is good, but not as good as this fucking warehouse. Right. Okay, everybody go to patreon.com slash the dick show. Go to back.com slash the dick show. I'll see you next Tuesday.

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I'm probably going to go on a license. I'm pretty dewy. You like the drugs. When you know it, you fucking assholes. But it's goddamn brushless. Like an ankle fucking assholes put a goddamn brush on us. Like an ankle wander that's a breathalyzer, so I don't drink. But I didn't have any fucking alcohol in my teeth at all. Why the pain is fucking, you see, and once we feed the other bullshit,

right in the 40s, I have a box of stuff. He got a DUI for drugs and they gave him a breathalyzer. Those fuckers. Okay, what else? I wonder what state that is. Fucking what is fucking all that nonsense. for drugs and they gave him a breathalyzer. Those fuckers. Okay, what else? I don't know what state that is. Okay, what about the clock? It's all right, mom.

It's been a good little boy for quite a few years. And it finally come to me for me to get my license back. Oh, I even had a clock for years. Why would I have one if I can't fucking drive it? Well, I guess you. Okay. years. Why would I have one if I can't fucking drive it? Well, I guess we're okay. Okay. Thank you. Well, yeah, that's put in it. Put a breathalyzer on your phone, sir, on your voice mail. God, that would suck. Oh, I got no, you drive it on smoking too much crack. Oh, shit.

What are you going to put a crack pipe on my ignition? No, that's the thing. It's like, yeah, liquor. Probably right, though. I probably was doing coke and drinking and driving. I'm not going to be too angry about that. Okay, here you go. Hey, Eric.

Hey, Sean. Hey. It's awesome to guess. Again, the major in infectious. My rage today is going to be people who give excuses for not giving you a gift instead of just giving you a gift. It doesn't matter what it's for. I don't know.

I was going to get you something that I didn't. Walking into a new house, hanging out with your best friends. But people who go, well, I was going to get you a gift, but look, man, you didn't get me a gift. And that's totally fine. Yeah, but. Doesn't sound like it. No, there is no, yeah, but you just fucking didn't get me a gift.

Yeah, I can't you just admit, hey, I wasn't going to get it to you because I didn't think that this was that important and just admitted, walk away. So people have to go, hey, I was going to get to a gift, but my, I don't know, my hogs were pregnant and I had to deliver 12,000, that's not possible. Yeah. over 12,000. That'll trust me. Yeah, piglet. And then I had to go hang out with my friend. And I promised I was gonna get you whatever fucking gift that you were gonna get me.

Just shut the fuck up. The best gift you could get me is shut. Maybe it's you that's reacting poorly when people disappoint you. So they feel like they need to make an excuse when their pigs are being born. Yeah, stuff. What about that?

A lot of them aren't. Yeah. That could be the gift in and of itself, an elaborate story why you didn't get a gift. Yeah, it's a new tradition. It's an entertaining a bad two minutes. I didn't get you a gift. Why, oh man.

You should have, yeah. You should have been there. You should have. This fucking sky was telling me to pull up. Right. I insulted his comic and he said to pull up and have a networking opportunity with him. So I did obviously, and he used the gangbang.

Yeah. You know, he's a pretty rough character. Right. So I didn't want to go in naked. I had to constantly talk and just store clothes before I could get in there. Yeah. Got really wrapped up and at the hardware store, there's a pig having piglets in the doorway. I couldn't get in there. But I ran into time. I always arguing about pedophiles online. Yeah. Go. Okay. Oh, there you go. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. That's important.

Good. That's important. Yeah. Okay. How about this? Hey, Dick. It's your boy. I don't know.

Call me the butcher. Okay. My problem is people that don't know what the fuck they want. I work at a butcher shop, a meat market. Oh. So he's a butcher. He's literally a butcher. I don't know.

I don't know. A good quarter to a third of the customers are just a super big pain. They have to deal with it. Yes, deal with. Yeah, that sounds right. They fucking, they come in and ask for beef. And I don't know what, I don't know where to go from there. Because beef? There's every kind of fucking beef.

Oh, it's a beef. Well, what kind do you think they want? I don't know. Fuck. Like, That's pretty general. How would you order beef? I don't want to be. Tomahawk. I want some shit to slice.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I want to be. I want to be. I want to be. Ground beef. I probably know what kind of stakes I want. Yeah, probably.

You know, I guess that would be annoying. Yeah. I get some animal. You get an want. Yeah, probably. You know, I guess that would be annoying. Yeah, I get some animal. You get an animal bed. Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, you know, if it's kind of eats grass, got any of those.

Got some of that, yeah. One or two, yeah. Okay, maybe one more. All right. Hey, there with a Dixilla. I thought I had a little funny story about my debauchery. So my girlfriend and I are always arguing on the classic. I know.

You know, and then when you start thinking, two and ten, she's like, you know, fucking world, or you know, I'm done. Did it, did it. You know, clapping bitch shit. You're even looking back, you know, the next day or two. In the meantime, though, I'm on Tinder I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, You know out on it and having done the fucking argument she's done with me So I've been talking to bitches for a while and she's been done done with me and then I got a doctor into her tonight I like hey, you know maybe get back with me, but I had plans for another bitch

So I only ever chick and she starts fucking calling my girlfriend in person Or whatever I want to call her. She starts fucking calling me like not like an answer and she's like why no? You're somebody else. I know. I'm thinking about killing myself I'm like, no, I'm not gonna answer. And she's like, why not hear somebody else? I know, I'm thinking about killing myself. But I have a big one, I have a fucking killing myself. She's in all these pictures of a family. And like, please don't do, you have some salute for it,

do do do do do do do. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I lost track. Your girl, you're recently ex-girlfriends threatening to kill herself. Oh, I want to get off again. Yeah, what about the family? What the? You have some salute for it, do do do do do do.

I have plans for another bitch. So I go and meet a different chick and she starts talking to me. I call my girlfriend and person. And then I go on to call her. She starts talking to me like, no, I'm not like an answer. And she's like, why don't you tell somebody else? I'm thinking about killing myself. And so I have her thinking about it.

And if I can kill myself, she's in all these pictures of a family. And like, please don't do. You get from a salute floor to the... He's sending a group. You know, we don't live together. So she would over my house, get them over there, try to tell them to kill myself, fucking find my tablet, realize I have like five or six bitches in my text messages that I'm fucking texting, talking to my Snapchat, he's another career for it there. And yeah, you know, that's just a really fucked up thing that I did. Made her think I was going to kill myself, I had to have somebody else.

Oh, I see what happened. Yeah, I missed that. God, going on a date with another girl, said, I'm out killing myself. I thought it was her calling, leaving messages. I'm going to kill myself. I think communication might be a problem in this relationship. No, I didn't want to listen to that part again just to make sure I got it. Okay. You know, out on it, you know, having another fucking argument, she's done with me.

I'm talking to Vitch for a while and she's been done with me. Right, right, right. I talked her into her tonight and like, hey, maybe you could back with me, but I had plans for another bitch. So I go and meet some of her chick and she starts fucking calling my girlfriend in person or whatever I want to call her. She starts calling me like, no, I'm not gonna answer.

And she's like, I know you're somebody else. I know I'm thinking about killing myself. If I had her thinking I'm gonna fucking call. I know you're with somebody else, I'm thinking about killing myself. So he or someone to hurt. That's what skipping words. It's the way that we both interpreted that was that she's living in messages saying,

yeah, I'm gonna answer it. I know you're out with some other bitch thinking about killing myself. You really have to slow down. Yeah. And realize that I don't care if you did something bad. Just give me the story details straight. I don't think it's that I don't care if you did something bad. Just give me the story details straight. So I said, I'm gonna kill myself to trick her.

Yeah. Okay. Why fix what ain't broken, you know? Right. You could do all this talking and thinking about yourself and stuff, just go, just solve the problem. Yeah, I'm going to kill myself. Yeah. Oh, seems to solve a lot of problems. All right, one, one more, one more. Okay. Yeah, I've called him with his race before, but I don't care. It's too important Going out there's there are no single women out at the at the bar

The bar is a shit hole. It's all guys. They're dancing with each other. Well, it's guys grinding on each other What and it's a lot of fat rods Yes, it's a bunch of fat Brought that go in and out. That's the biggest problem of all the day. They go in and out Take themselves out of the dating pool. What the hell is? No, I'll stop you right there. This is what going out to bars is.

It's guys, straight guys, who think they're gonna hustle, who think they're gonna enthusiasm some women into out of fat air to just mana, who think they're gonna manifest women by dancing. So they're gonna start dancing and they're gonna manifest women by dancing. So they're gonna start dancing, and they're gonna create some sort of a vortex and create a woman like Gargamel. Yes, with the Smurfette, right?

Right, right, right. So they start dancing and they think, well, maybe we should dance with each other, but it's like an all guys form of dancing. I've talked about this before, that it's just, at every club at N. Vegas, it's 99% Middle Eastern men who are acting like they're at a soccer game.

Yeah, okay. Who, who, getting into jumping and hooting matches, like there's a woman that I can't see in another plane of reality stripping for them that doesn't exist. Got it. But the other component of this is fat women who come to the bar, meet their friends at the bar and then leave, and then come back. Okay.

And then leave and then come back. And they will do this all night. So you have men grinding and dancing with each other and then fat women doing the only exercise they've done all week. Leaving the bar, coming back to the bar, talking about it, leaving the bar, coming back to the bar. The migration of the wildebeest.

It is and I don't, they're migrating all night. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I don't know if they're sneaking off to eat somewhere or trying to find, or trying to get guys to chase them out or something, I don't know what they're doing, but that's what, that's what going out is as if a fucking miserable experience.

It's horrible. All right, goodbye everybody. See ya, thank you.