The Dick Show - Episode 364 - Dick on Face Lasers

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

Women find a new scam, a doctor refuses a debate, Christian protesters take to the street, "You wouldn't say that about Islam", the new Black Mirror, a DeSantis Gay Warning System, the definition of "lesbian", genital inspection, and more fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Now, which one do you think worked? We've got kick and rumble and cozy. What the fuck is kick? That should come up with... Kick is a, it's brand new. As of like today. Yeah. It's a Twitch alternative.

I guess you just chicks are back to being naked on there and... Oh. I guess you just chicks are back to being naked on there and oh. Um, naked women and hot tubs and poker playing poker gambling, really? F slurs, whatever you want. Wow. Some kind of crypto. Perfect. It's everything I've ever dreamed of.

F slurs, hot chicks and hot tubs and poker. Remember when poker was a fucking huge trend. I was annoying. It was annoying. There was, poker was a fucking huge trend was annoying. It wasn't annoying. There was, there was a point where it overstayed. It's welcome. For sure. Well, that kind of stuff that, you know, trends and fads always do to some extent. Yeah. I don't know when exactly that moment was. I think it was when our roommate was, would be up all night playing poker with his friend. I talked to him this week by the way.

Oh, did you? Yeah, it's one of the best. And they would be up to like $600 a hand and then they would just keep going double or nothing until the other guy won as their version of like sportsmanship because they didn't want to take $600 for a guy. I remember. I remember. So I'd be like, double or nothing, like $1,800.

I was like, you guys aren't playing with real money anymore. You know that, right? Like those two motherfuckers, because I know the other guy you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. God damn. It was when guys into it. It was when guys at home games started wearing sunglasses. That's when poker became not fun anymore. Look, there we are on kick. Hey, hot air of viewers. It's for gambling and for whores. Kick.com, it's for gambling and whores. And you?

Get yours today. Get yours. And we're on. What, I don't know. Get your whores. See, look at these whores. Amor Rant. Look at this, fucking.

How can you have such big tits and still be so unappealing? Well, wow. Look at this, they got a whole category for pools and big tits and still be so unappealing? Well, wow. Look at this, they got a whole category for pools and hot tubs and bikinis. Wow. Is there a smoking cigarettes channel? That's what I wanna do. I don't wanna watch somebody play Diablo.

I wanna watch them smoking cigarettes. So you can watch people play games too? Yeah, GTA. GTA with cigarettes. Talk about something else. All right, let's see this guy. Oh my God. I hate it's welcome. Does anybody play GTA anymore? Tons of about something else. All right, let's see this guy. Oh, well, it's welcome. Does anybody play GTA anymore?

Tons of people, man. Really? Yeah, there's like a million of them. Dude, that's like in there. Well, you know, there are L.A. Geogna Game is from GTA. The game has got to be almost 20 years old, right? Five or the whole, the game in the GTA, yeah.

That's like 20 years old. Yeah. Yeah. I talked to a guy recently who, he was from France, but he knew all the LA, he knew how to get around LA because of GTA, whatever the LA one was. You're kidding. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I kind of, I kind of know where everything is. Like the game springs and game is accurate, huh?

Yeah, but it's just tiny. Yeah, yeah. You can drive across the whole thing. Got it. What are we going to do today? So we're on that one. They're on that one. We're on this one, I think.

Yeah, we're on that one. God, my eyes look far apart. Is it stretched? Is it like how it's, it's, uh, yeah, it's stretched on emphetamines. That's, um, that's how you know you did too many. Got it. How far apart it, how much did you, how high did you get last night?

Well, how far apart are my eyes? Usually they're kind of dead on and now they're like a pug. I got you. 20 opposite directions. You need some like a calipers or something for that, don't you? I mean, calipers, measuring like, you know, the pupil distance apart.

I mean, you just, my face ID doesn't work. If I do too much, if I, you just, my face ID doesn't work. If I do too much, you're phone thinks it's stolen. Yeah, if I do too many drugs, yeah, it's not going on rumble. Of course, it's fucking not. Is it now? It is. Oh, we got the fucking trifecta of streams today. Oh, my God. And I have very, very, very important news. I have identified gentlemen, gentlemen, I have identified a new way for women to spend your money. Be on the lookout, advisory, emergency alert, advisory men, women have found a new way to waste your money. They're buying light masks. Have you seen this yet, Sean?

You mean like sleeping masks? A mat, no. It's a hockey mask like Jason, which I wish they would wear all the time. I'm the old school, the old school 80s Jason hockey mask, but it's got a bunch of colored LEDs on the inside that all help their, I'm telling you, that it will help, what is it for sleep? In intelligence, I don't know. They've got a light for everything. I took one look at the box, I said, send it back. Yeah.

Send it back, my girlfriend goes, no, it's supposed to, it's got all these great reviews. Yeah, get it out of here. I'm not gonna tell you again. I got a black and blue light for you right here. Bang, zoom, straight back to the fulfillment warehouse, Salis. There you go. Boom.

And then I fire up Instagram of Pawnee's Got One every fucking thoughts got one on like, oh, you fucking horrors are selling this shit. Yeah, well, fucking selling each other this shit on the downstream, right? Well, they want it to work. They want it to work. So, you know, you've a couple of reviews. It's like, yep, definitely works. You think every light, you notice how every light has got a benefit? You don't think that's like a red flag to you. Like, there's a fucking skittles. So the gummy bears, everyone's every single light has a type of, this one, I'll make you more well-rested.

This one, this one fucking energizes your mitochondria's. Yeah. So scam. It's a scam. Yeah. It is not based in reality. It's obviously a scam. It's goddamn light.

Doesn't do anything. Did you know that apple cider vinegar fixes everything and also get some uh... you know some some poison uh... arrow frog venom and uh... and some poison fried sticks some of that stuck in your anus exactly and then i go online and i see that are leading scientific members of the scientific community

refused to go argue with known retard rfk robberdeff Kennedy the politician yeah who's going around just being retarded yeah everywhere he can be as many he's got a doppelganger so his doppelganger can go be retarded on another podcast while he can be retarded on a bigger podcast yeah are no are surprising very enterprising man started on a bigger podcast yeah are no are surprising very enterprising man uh... i don't give a shit obviously he's saying all the right things because he just ripped it up because he ripped it up for trump and he did all those bad

things his family is doing all these bad things he's part of the right of the ruling political class no shitty knows how the government's fucking us uh... you know the guys doing it sure shocker sure yeah wow you believe how they're fucking you guys? Yeah, you're doing it. Yeah. You've been doing it for years.

Uh huh. Thanks stuff about vaccines. I don't even know what he's saying. He's like anti-vaccine. Yeah, he's just, yeah, out of hand. Yeah, I mean. So I say, I think, well, somebody can shut this guy up, right? Yeah.

Cause I just, I don't even care if he's right. Just somebody get on there and shut him up. Somebody say like, hey, that stuff you're saying about that stat, I don't think that, I don't think you understood it. It's fucking retarded. It's retarded what you're saying. And I don't, and to tell you the truth,

I don't know if it is or not. I've seen some graphs, I've seen some compelling graphs. Sure, of course. Yeah, of course you have. You ever seen a graph? Like, oh man, that makes me question everything. Yeah. Well, then you go, oh, but they left this graph. Like, oh man, that makes me question everything. Yeah. Well, then you go, oh, but they left this, this, this, this, this, and this.

Measels was going down and then the vaccine was here. Well, that's not very much left. Hmm. Compelling graph, I said. Sure. Somebody shut this guy up. Yeah. What if you fucking big brain, one of you

dick small dick, pencil dick big brain idiots that we only keep around for this one purpose shutting up retards. Yeah. The only reason you're allowed to exist and have all your gay books and your dumb science experiments is because every once in a while we need you to shut up a retard. Yeah. Say, hey, that life face shit, that doesn't work. Yeah. Stop spending money on it. A fucking hockey mask with red lights in it doesn't do shit. Yeah.

Fucking fake you. You're too fucking fat. Science says you're too fat. Lose some fucking white stuff. Stop eating, stop taking pictures of yourself and putting them on Instagram. You look like shit. We need you to do that.

That's a public health emergency for hard on people's hearts and people are gouging their eyes out. Would you get that fat bitch to put some clothes on and tell her what she's doing is unhealthy because I'm sick of looking at it. And it sounds wrong coming from me. Right, right. Get your slab coat on.

Yeah. Yeah, no big issues. You are scientifically fat. There you go. That's very unhealthy. And women shouldn't be, you know, You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy. You're a medical guy.

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from Joe Rogan. I know, I know. So if you're gonna shut anybody up, now's the time, man. Yeah. And it's fucking person after, per pencil dick, after pencil dick. Actually, we don't even want to dignify his comment. Right, that's it. Fucking dignify it, bro.

Fucking dignify that shit. Well, it's trickling down. I don't know how to argue with it, because I mean, actually the way you guys are acting, I'm kind of starting to believe him. Maybe he's making some good points and you guys actually can't refute them. I don't fucking know.

Well, I do know that people are gonna just assume he's right because you're not saying anything. Well, that's, and it may get to that point where, depending on how much traction, you know, something like that gets. Joe Rogan is as attracted as it gets. No, I mean, he's got an enormous audience. People are doing DMT because Joe Rogan pretending they see Lil' Aliens walking around. They're fucking aliens.

I've done DMT a whole bunch. There's no fucking aliens. There's no if it's a man eating chicken. Go tell your friends. You came in here and saw the man eating chicken. I saw the fuck an aliens. There's no fits of man eating chicken. Go tell your friends, you came in here and saw the man eating chicken. I saw the man eating chicken. It was amazing. Lo is it like you gotta go see it.

Now you're dumb too. Now we're both dumb together. We're all dumb together. Why don't you fucking dick shut this guy up? Yeah. Shut him up. I'm tired of hearing about it. I don't want, I'm waiting for the avalanche

of women independent women voters talking about how they want to fuck our FK, because they have weird dad fantasies. Well, yeah. All acting like, oh, it's a kid, and like, this is like, oh, I just can't believe I'm feeling like this, a guy that looks like my dad, I want to fuck, of course, I'll vote for him. They're kind of the,

they're in a van! But they're also, they're the closest thing that America has to like a royal family. Yeah. The Kennedys. They've been, they've been in Trump. A dynasty for so long. Yes, yes, yes. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Debating an anti-vaxxer is like debating a Holocaust and I are, fucking, you're telling me you don't do that either? You guys fucking better start debating the shit. Sure. Cause it gets funnier. I mean, I can tell it now I'm kind of wanting to just be anti-vax for fun.

Well, that's exactly what I would expect from you. I expect you to know as you guys, right? Well, we were not gonna dignify this with a smile. Okay, yeah, actually they don't work. Well, you do a lot of things for fun. What else is there? I don't know.

If I can't, we can't get your attention. One way, I'm gonna get your attention. Yes, that's absolutely true. One of the first rules of debating conspiracy cooks is not to debate conspiracy cooks. It amplifies and legitimizes their views. Astrophysicists do not engage flat earthers as if the earth might be flat.

Yes, they fucking do. Neil,al the grass Tyson the fucking black science fat ass tries to, tries to debunk shit that is not unt, that is true. He goes, he fucking comments on everything. Star Wars thing that little ball could never roll like that. I remember that. That's a work. Exactly how it worked. It's a, that's not CG. We built a real rolling ball and you fat, well more on. We talked about him before where, you know, he's in love with his being a celebrity. He's a level of voice, right?

They all are. Yeah. So when some retard comes out and says, a bunch of stupid shit, like, okay, we'll get over there. That's why we tolerate your dumb ass, listening to the sound of your own fucking voice, right? Go fucking do something about this guy. Well, you know, he's funny in that when he comments on anything other than his specific

field of expertise, he sounds like a jackass. I know, which is, which is, that happens a lot. That happens a lot. That happens a lot with smart people. Yeah. Here's the guy, Peter Hotez, I don't know, he's a vaccine scientist. Yeah. RFK said vaccines are like fucking bogus. So this fucking dummy, I try to find it, I don't know.

So this Jackass who's been on Rogan says, uh, excuse me, vice, uh, can you believe this Spotify is letting Joe Rogan let RFK come on here and say shit? Oh, just like a tattletail. What do you, yeah. Just like, so you're telling me you're the leading authority on here and say shit. Oh, just like a tattletail. What do you, yeah. So you're telling me you're the leading authority on this and your response to a fucking politician lying. Teacher, teacher of vice, vice.

Can you do something, fucking bro, go. Why don't you just, you do. So they raised a million dollars for charity if he'll come on and do it. No, he still won't do it. And everyone's defending this. And I'm still here. I'm still here.

I'm still here for charity if he'll do what? If he'll go on Joe Rogan and argue with retard, with retard F Kennedy about whatever the fuck they're talking about. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Vaccine. Okay, I think he's just anti-vax, whatever.

Yes, yeah. And I'm here trying to, I'm here trying to get 150 bucks back for a hockey mask with lights on it, okay? 150 bucks. So don't tell me the packaging is very effective looking. Well, that's a packaging, marketing, advertising. So don't tell me people buy bottles of booze based on how it looks in the bottle. Yes.

If it looked like a bottle of Cox, I wouldn't buy it at all if I found that people wouldn't buy it. So don't tell me you're too good to go out and debate and debunk retarded people. If I'm here at home, having to argue that light is not magic, okay? Get your ass out there and debate the retards. That's your only fucking job. All of this science shit that you're pretending to do is not the point. The point is shutting up morons.

That's always been the point. Don't ever... It's good, it's good, it's good, Stance. That was the point of science from the beginning. Oh yeah, you guys, you guys, you know, like my wheel, huh? I'll show you fucking assholes. See, I make my own fucking fire. Oh, you think that you think God sending

fucking lightning for fire? Okay, Jack asked. There are times. I'll make some fire over here. Shut you up, fucking idiot. There are times, you know, with, you've, you've heard that, you know, don't argue with an idiot blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, there's all kinds of sayings about that.

He'll bring you down to, not your right. Okay. I think there is a benefit to arguing with an idiot and that's so the people watching go. Oh, it's, it's not, look, you are not going to change the idiots mind. No, you can't fix, you can't fix somebody who just wants to believe.

Yeah. There is no, there is no amount of evidence you can provide someone or show someone who just wants to believe it doesn't matter. It's not for them. It's for the audience because they got a guy just like that at home who's like, oh, yeah, fuck vaccines. Like, so what's that guy supposed to do? Like, actually, I'm above even.

Yeah, I'm above it. I don't have any, I don't have it. I literally don't have any arguments because all I do is watch Joe Rogan. Well, yeah. So I, I sure wish somebody would get on there and give me some fucking counter arguments because they could be convinced just as easily probably. If they're really, because people do that shit, it's like anyway, the wind blows. It's just like, oh, this guy, this guy fucking, this guy was really charismatic.

Oh, no, I think I believe that. Oh, no, this guy has equally, you know, salient points. Yeah. You know, astrophysics don't debate the flat earth. Yeah. That's actually how we know the earth's not flat is because that happened more on. But what do you think? Yeah. But it's like, does it, Oh, wow, look, does it, I figured out that there is still a reason to happen. Yes. You know, like,

that's the thing, it's like, no, we pretty much settled this. We didn't evolve, and we're not born knowing there's the same stupid people now that we're shooting out of pussy. Is it was 2000 years ago, they come with the same software. Well, for sure.

Yes, it has to be taught. Yeah, for sure. Oh, God, let's part this show. Well, for sure. Yes, it has to be taught. Yeah, for sure. Oh, God. But it is taught. But it is taught. You know, but it is taught. It's like something where the people just teaching it don't really know why.

Well, people teaching it to them are getting to them are getting to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I go, what if it's flat? And they're like, it's above, it's been debunked. Like, no, bitch, you got to fucking learn.

Yeah, that you got to fucking learn why it's been debunked. Like, no bitch, you got to fucking learn. Yeah, you got to fucking learn why it's been debunked. Asshole. Yeah, I agree. There should be more history in of whatever subject that they're teaching. How do we arrive at this? At least do your different shadow angle experiment or something like that.

There's a million there. There's a million there. You know, not laughing at them. Right. Oh, you laughing me, bitch, or something like that. There's a million. There's a million. There's a million. You know, not laughing at them. Right. Oh, you laughing me, bitch. I'll show you. Hey, masked and work vaccine was good for old people.

A lot of the stuff we did was pretty fucking nefarious, violated the Nuremberg laws. Probably shouldn't have given vaccine manufacturers legal immunity. But otherwise, you know, otherwise we did some stuff good. Everybody should have washed their hands and it been COVID was dangerous. And I don't know, vaccine injuries probably aren't there. Maybe we'll look at it, but that's probably not happening, right? That's it. That's all you have to say. And everyone will just go, Oh, thank God.

Thanks for saying all that stuff. Yeah. No, I'm really not going to go. What was that? Did you say about how we shouldn't have community? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop. Yeah. Yeah. What was that? Did you say about how we shouldn't have Pop yeah, yeah, I think that's true. All right, let's do the show My god, he's a pug. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Welcome to Dig! You want to dig, you need to dig, you know the, you got it. It's the show where it was a contest coming alive from Mount Bucka Deepen. The hardest city failure in my house, stick mash, an AK, the 20 million arm-hand. Turning me as always is world touring LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. How you doing? Oh, not too bad. I'm fucking tired though.

You tired? My fucking street is turned into a wild kingdom. Oh, like birds and stuff chirping in the morning. Well, I take the dog out last night to take a piss. And there's a fucking coyote standing right in the road like looking at us. And normally I take a couple steps at them and they fucking take off. Well, he kind of turned and he was still a little too bold.

My dog's not fucking disrespect. I don't tolerate that sort of disrespect from wild animals either. My dog is going fucking nuts, right? She's not gonna fucking pee because she wants to get at this thing and everything is like fucking get over here, fucking yank her. Back upstairs, grab a bat out of the closet. Because like, if it's not gonna move, I'm gonna move it. So like, I go right back downstairs,

fucking things gone already. Because it knew you meant business. I don't know. I mean, I don't, I'm like, okay, you're getting fucking, you're gonna, you don't wanna move. You're gonna throw your back out, trying to hit a coyote with a bat. I can fucking, I can swing a bat. Yeah, but you're gonna have to like happy Gilmore it like running up and taking a cut at the

coyote. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking walk it down the street. What do you mean? I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go after it until it fucking keeps moving until it knows I'm serious, which when you're gonna go like, ah, like raising your hand in the air. And then you're gonna go around the which when you're gonna go like, ah, like raising your hand in the air. And then you're gonna go around the corner and you are gonna be running back

and like turning to fucking coyotes. We'll be going. Well, it's pretty amazing how many fucking, how many animals there are on my street on a given night. Between skunks, raccoons, possums, you know, like, I'm in a fucking busy area. So the coyotes fucking gone. So I turn around, start to go back in the house,

and I hear the fucking most hellacious racket coming from the fucking giant tree in front of my house up there. They're like fucking yowling Tom Katz, but not. And it's loud. It's like it's like it's like it's happening. Cause Katz sex will sound like's loud. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's happening. Cause Katz sex will sound like, I'm not a rape.

It's midnight, right? Yeah, that's when they do it. No, it's midnight. And they're way the fuck up in the tree. And I'm like, those are fucking raccoons. Holacious goddamn racket. I don't know if they're gonna fight or fuck or what? And I'm going, oh my god, this shit better not go on.

So I go up, take the dog back down if I can, she takes a leak. Go back again. No, because the fucking thing was gone. I don't think it's coming back. But so I take shower, get ready for bed. Fucking the yowling starts again. Polacious fucking racket right outside. It's like right outside my bedroom pretty much

because the tree is massive with big branches. So I go, motherfucker, dude, I can't go to sleep with this. It's, I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah. I don't even know how to describe it. They're like baby fucking whaling. Okay. So I suddenly remember that I have that pump.

Super suck. Super suck. It's one of the ones that looks like the old school like bugs. You pull it, you know, you suck the water in. Oh, those are the best. Yeah, because it's as fast as you can push it. Yeah. And it's like a hose.

It's got like a half inch diameter. And you can make it hurt. That the best part of this, that square gun is that your force becomes the pain you inflict on other people instead of like a trigger. Oh no, that's what I mean. You can get it hurt. The best part of that square gun is that your force becomes the pain you inflict on other people instead of like a trigger. Oh no, that's what I mean. You can get it right in the kids' face. It's as far as you can push it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You could definitely blow someone's eye out of their head with the right motivation, with the right kind of anger. Yeah, yeah. So I suddenly remember that I have that for a mockingbird two years ago that I never used it on. We have a, there's a shawty of that. Did you know that? No, no, there's a mocking bird. I got to see that gun.

I got to see that. So I get that fucking thing. I go downstairs, I get my 10 billion candle power flashlight from home depot so I can see them, other fuckers, because I've got a balcony on the side that I got a goddamn perfect clear view of that fucking tree. and it's probably like 15 feet max. Okay. So I get the fucking paint bucket, right? The big other thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a Z-bo five down and bucket. And I fucking fill that motherfucker probably two thirds full. And I take it out on the balcony and I set the fucking flashlight on the, on the edge

of the balcony, on the stucco edge of the balcony. And I can see fucking time is it midnight, about 12, 13, 12, 45. And I can see you wearing boxes. Oh, boxes, you don't want to put anything else on. I don't give a shit. Nobody's a, who cares? Like it looks like I'm wearing shorts, whatever. Like I've seen people with a shirt's up in the neighborhood before yeah, my boner had just subsided so it's like it's fun. So I

See four fucking pairs of eyes just reflecting back. I'm like, oh you fuckers are dead So I fill that fucker up and fucking just start blasting right so They're still fixated on each other. Is it just water? It's just water in there. No each other. Is it just water? It's just water. You put vinegar in there too. No, no, no, it's just water. No, it's just water.

So I fucking just start fucking hammering these two fuckers. And now they start trying to get behind the main trunk of the thing. Now they're on the same team. So do they have, do they hold grudges? I know, crows hold grudges to raccoons. I don't know. I think I'll fuck your girlfriend or something if you piss them off too much. You know what?

Godspeed. So, is your problem now? Yeah, exactly. You listen to her talk incessently. So, so, so,

I gotta come on with the water gun I heard. They can't quite get behind the thing. So, they fucking stop. So the first like two or three blasts did it. Yeah, but like the rest of the bucket was for me So I just fucking sat there just hosing these mother fuckers. Just looking at them. Just waiting for a second. Just shut the fuck up You shut the fuck up. I'm actually like yelling at them under my breath. You shut the fuck up Fucking just empty the bucket. I just sat there by the time By the time I was done

They look like two fucking drown rats. I saw the saddest four eyes staring right back at me They're not looking at each other. They're just looking at me. It looks like someone killed their fucking dog Not a peep the rest of the night. Oh really they were done shut the fuck up. They were they were probably embarrassed about their behavior Those things shrunk to about a third their regular size. They were so fucking soaked. You're doing that at one in the morning last night? That's what you're doing? Yeah, I was,

Oh man. Nothing pisses me off more than something doing that. Yeah, it's annoying. That's, you know, they don't have an owner to fucking tell them to shut up. You know, fucking dog. Yeah. So, so I got use out of that fucking gun. Finally. And it was, it was sad. Great. It was satisfying. It was just, I'll never forget the look. And they just, it's just, they were, their heads were almost together and they were looking

at me. That's all. Yeah. Fuck, guys, we called it. For sad looking eyes, like, why are you doing this? Fuck it, good luck. Suns of bitches. We'll see tonight. But it was like, yeah, within like, fucking five minutes, all hell breaks loose on my street. We had a coyote run in. Well, 80s girl did. Oh, yeah.

Making Maddie out. Yeah. They just want to play with them. She's all freaked out. I don't know the coyote. The dog. Coyote doesn't have, you know, play wiring and it's that it. What are you trying to do? They kind of do. Yeah, they kind of do. Dogs try to get at it, right? And she's like, I don't want to let it go. And like, Maddie's fucking fat as hell. She's three times their size. I don't think they're gonna... Well, people don't realize how much of a coyote is fur.

They're very, very slight. Yeah. I mean, they're wild animal. Don't get me wrong. And they have very, very strong jaws and teeth and stuff. But they are not near as big as they look. Now, we got a new bonus episode, the WATP, TDS crossover bonus episode, is up at patreon.com slash the dick show. It was great. Vinnie was there. Vinnie's great.

Yeah, Vinnie's great. He does the creep off too. I got to do another one of those definitely show. Yeah, yeah. We did a podcast where two fat women tell, read historical ghost stories and alien stories to each other. That's a yeah, okay. Yeah. And one of them was a civil war era ghost, like a haunted, a haunted antebellum mansion thing that had like all the ghosts are like from the civil war. Yeah.

So of course they're big leaking the plantation owners, you know, like they wouldn't have just participated in whatever society they were born into. Oh, right. Like two women. I'm sure you guys would have been fucking Harriet Tubman and Harriet fucking Tubman. Of course, over there, you would have said them all fucking free, right? Yeah, I love it. You know, what an asshole. Yeah, you guys would have. Don't you do slaves now? 166 years later, you know, whatever they're, you know, everybody's. So then, um, they get to the point of the Civil War. Like they're talking it out because they don't know shit.

So they're trying to like talk out history together and they get to the point that you know what century the Civil War is in. I don't know. Not I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. Because they didn't give a specific number, but they go, they talk themselves through the end of the Civil War and slavery. And then they go through this weird externalized thought process where they realize that slaves have to get a job.

Yeah. And you can tell that they are terrified for this. They're like, well, I guess, yeah, now they have to get a job. And they're, they're only placed, they can work as the plantation. And I guess that's kind of, I mean, now they have to like find their own room and board. Like they're, they're, they're walking themselves through thinking, oh, maybe this freedom was not as good as we thought it was going to be. Well, I would say it's I would say it's better than than being owned, but you have some different responsibility.

Not to them though. That was the best part. Right there. Oh, no, women, they're like normal dumb women. They're like freaking out. Well, I mean, I don't, yeah, I guess we can like, they could like share the profits of the plantation. I know, I'm self-employed. I'm self-employed. I got to pay for my own medical insurance. I got to keep track of all these bills now. My wife's yelling at me.

Right. Hearing them walk through it for the first time. They just never conceptualize. She just took the kids and left. Couldn't do that before. Yeah. Uh, no she wants to run. They're like, they're running every one like,

oh, he's fucking bad guys. It's like, you guys didn't even think through like, having to get a job part. Like there's, now there's millions of these slaves out here doing God knows what. Well, like you said, like you wouldn't have participated in the society you were born into. I mean, it's yeah. Okay. It wasn't like every generation went like, came out and was like, oh, yeah, we got to, we got to, I hate these sub-humans. We got to do

whatever it's like, you just, you just were born into you grew up in it. Yeah, we love it. Our nanny, yeah, she loved it too. you know, we got it prizes for Christmas and stuff. My family only had two slaves. Slaves were born in slavery. I don't know that they necessarily thought that sat there and thought, oh, this is, this is, this is good or bad. It's like, it was just life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like you just came up, it's all you knew. It's just like the IRS. People just accept it. Jesus, get letters all the time. It's worse than slavery. In a lot of ways, it's the illusion of freedom that I have. You can pay this bill today or we'll find you to death. Like, well, that's not really a choice.

Just take it out of the bank. Right. I mean, you guys can know what I have. Right. Clearly. Right. Let's see what else I got here. The, oh, I pissed off a lot of Christians this week.

Oh, you did? Yeah. Yeah. They seemed to do. Christians made a bold, you know, the one thing I hate, Sean, with the one thing. Yeah, the one thing I hate more than maybe anything else

is people protesting in the road. Oh my God. Basically, I think you should be allowed to run them over. Yeah. You should be incentivized to run them over. Yeah. No, somebody has a sign and they're loitering in the road, especially in Los Angeles, especially in Los Angeles, especially on Vince Cully Boulevard at the main entrance of fucking Dodger

Stadium at rush hour, an hour before game day. Can you imagine how infuriating it would be to tolerate a gap, a pride parade, a Christian pride parade taking place across the main entrance of Dodger Stadium at fucking rush hour after I just worked eight hours a day, plop down, whatever 120 bucks for Dodger tickets now. Since one fucking asshole billionaire bought it from another to get delayed and waylaid from relaxing because a bunch of pencil dick morons are upset about like, prognosis. Those the cross dressing nuns who exist,, the cross dressing nuns, the sisters of the whatever, immaculate fucking reception. Or something.

Yeah. Their whole thing is, hey, gay people have safe or sex. Stop doing AIDS. You guys give each other AIDS way too much. Yeah. I do it less. Right. Don't, don't always fuck everybody, right?

We'll take precautions. Take some precautions, right? I think most people at this point probably do, because it aids us, because it prep exists. Because what? Because prep exists. What's prep? Prep is a thing that gay guys take regularly

so they don't get aids. Like birth control for gay men. God, I think I've seen a commercial on that. For that, really, where did you see that commercial? That's odd. I've never seen such a commercial. Probably like a, I don't know, probably like adult swim or something.

I think they gay adult swim. I don't know. They have a lot of, there's a lot of gay commercials on some channels. Some channels, like, well, yeah, definitely, yeah, all the, all the gay porn, especially. Um, no, probably it seems like on a lot of the late, just late TV, like all in the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like on, like, I'll see American dad or like Rick and Morty reroll.

And there's a gay stuff on there. Yeah. Like in between, like, as I only watch a few channels, but I just turn it on and ignore it. Here is the, here's the protest. You know this entrance very well. Of course. I'm sure it's a lot of stadium. There's basically one entrance to the stadium. If you're, if you're, if you're cause or you're God or whatever you got allows you to be in the street for any reason, then I oppose it. I say it's your worshiping a false God if he allows you to be in the street. No God, no God would allow this to happen. He doesn't appreciate inconvenience. It's rude. It's very unconscionable. It's very ungrateful. It's very ungrateful.

Christlike. That's saying, you're more important than me than me getting to where I'm trying to go. You're impeding just my, I'm just living my life. Yeah, bro. I have another news flash for you guys. The 50,000 Mexicans that are going to this baseball game don't know what the trans pride flag is. They think it's a Serope. When you got the trans fucking flag, fucking spray painted on the Dodgers mound. Ironically, they're also all Catholic. Yeah. Exactly. And just want to see a fucking baseball game. Yes.

Cause they like the Dodgers. The whole thing annoys me so, because I say, obviously, I say every time, hey, get out of the road or we'll bust that guy James Elsa, about a prison. So he can come run over your ass too. Yeah, right. We got a special job for you, James. This is the target is different this time right you gotta go argue with Flatter The president wants to see a baseball game also he needs a path and scully hardcore Catholic Yeah, there's funny

The whole thing's fucking funny So these fucking nice holes are blocking the why't you loseers get out of the road? Fuck you if you're in the road. Just be on the side. Go on the sidewalk. It was annoying when Martin Luther King did it. It was annoying when BLM did, how many videos that I play of Protesters on the freeway, it hits so hard that their shoes would come off laughing hysterically. Because if you go in the road, you deserve to get hit by a fucking car. It's like, uh, I've heard somebody say in sports, the fans stay on the stands, the players stay on the court.

When they break those rules, trouble is fucking happens. Like, when are test? Yes. Exactly. When he was massed, the power. It did not look like an athlete. Oh boy, man, you're fucking shattering my. You're a fucking your spectator. You fucking stay on this side of the line. You

don't run onto the court and vice versa. Nothing good happens when that when that should occur. This is what I get. You're staying in for staying out of the road. Fuck off the road. On the sidewalk with the rest of the pedestrians. Get the fuck off the road. I don't care what it's for. Get off the fucking road.

Um, yeah. Everybody, everybody throws a fit at me, of course, because really first what saying they should be hit. Yeah, because then they're like, oh, well, you didn't, you didn't care when BLM did it. Like actually, I fucking yes, you did. I publicly, uh, joked about it with my face. Okay, don't ever tell me, don't ever think that you,

that there's something you can trick me into saying that I haven't, they're like, the Christians go like, oh yeah, you wouldn't say that about Muslims though. Muhammad was a pedophile. There you go. Islam is Christianity for stupid people. Oh, oh no. Oh, you wouldn't say that about Islam.

Why do you think? Because you're a pussy and you think of one of them like a brown person is gonna come beat me up for making fun of, by the way, the same God. That's called, both have the same fucking God. That's called projection. Yes, exactly. That's like your own fear.

You're gonna say that about Muslims. Bro, I have a shoe. I wouldn't dare say that. You know, you wouldn't say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You's what your own fear daresay that about Muslims. Bro, I have a shoe- I wouldn't dare say that. You wouldn't say it. Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't say it. I don't fucking care. I have a show where I rant about Pokemon cards in a racist accent as a, as a, and as

a, as an Islamic imam, because people pay me money to do it like a prostitute. So get the fuck out of the road. Get the fuck out of the road. This guy says, this guy wrote to me, um, dick my best friend passed away in 2019. He was a fan of yours. I inherited his books and his PC. On the PC, there's a sticker of your show. I like that I've kept this PC almost totally intact inside and outside. It's a

little memento of him, but tonight, because of your stance against Christians, I'm taking your sticker off. And then he posted a picture of him peeling a sticker off. His, his friend would not want that. Get out of the road, man. I bet when your friend died, they probably had a big slow procession of a hearse. Again, blocking the road, like they fucking own it. Right. It's really, it's really maddening. Oh, that sticker.

Christians are so thin skinned, they invented their own word for getting made fun of. Did you know that? Last for me is just we're getting made fun of. Trans people. Oh, you guys are getting made fun people, oh, you guys are getting made fun of? Oh, you're God's getting made fun of? Well, that's blasphemy. Well, it's kind of just sounds like getting made fun of. Yeah, I don't know.

Nobody else has their own special word for getting made fun of, except you guys. You don't have to be on the road. No, you don't. You don't have to be on the road. In fact, you could go to church or like a homeless shelter and volunteer. I know you're not fucking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, you're not saying it's not effective. Like, look, I'll be real with you. People hate you. People hate you. People

fucking hate you in the road. Yeah. If you'd like me in traffic by one little bit, they will fucking despise you. Absolutely. No matter fucking what side you're on. Yeah, no matter what side you're on. I don't understand. Everybody wants to save the planet. I don't know how it's any less effective to be. Everybody wants to save the planet. I don't know how it's any less effective to be on the fucking side of the road. People look, if you see a bunch of people with signs, you will look that that advertising works. Yeah. You have just brought awareness to your cause. You don't have to be in the road like a homeless person when you're stuck in traffic, walking up and down, seeing

who will roll down their windows and give them change. Get them, get them, get them, get in there. No, fuck off. I'm going to the fucking baseball game, man. Start shooting fucking, you know, water on your hood and cleaning your windshield, you know. God, fuck off. So then they had this, then they had this lie. The crowd that came to honor, the sisters, the perpetual indulgence versus the crowd

to honor Jesus. This is perpetual indulgence versus the crowd to honor Jesus. This is the reality of wokeness. Yeah. So this is, they're trying to say that like the Dodger, the Dodger game was empty. Oh my God. Please, this was taken a fucking five o'clock in hour before the game or or more. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

As soon as the main entrance is being backed in a in a variety by a bunch of fucking lunatics. Yeah. This is the, yeah, are they really trying to pass this off as the crowd for? Yes. That is fucking straight up retarded. That is straight fucking retarded. Yeah, who are retarded? I got news for you.

Kill yourself in LA. Go fucking kill yourself. In LA, we picked gay people. Yeah, yeah, 50,000 Dodger fans didn't choose not to go to the game background like cloned a bunch of time. Oh my god. I think it fucking is a clone that little fucking thing right that looked there looks like it is over there I don't know. It looks like a very service-perpetitive. They just kept off the road. Oh my good. Final. Elysian Park is big, but yeah, couldn't keep it off the road. It's fucking people. Ah, go get a fucking hobby. You fucking dicks. You wouldn't say that about Muslims.

Oh yeah, you wouldn't. And you have. You wouldn't you have. I was here for it. That's a, well, he wouldn't say that about BLM. It's like, yeah, we watched. I got shot by the cops at a BLM rally. And I think I said, good, yeah, good. The fuck out of the freeway. Hmm. Steam roller. Now, God mean, there are all these clowns. They're like baseball, like, you know, experts now. Like guys, I've been here 30 years. Like, I've been to hundreds of Dodger games that is never been a big deal. I've been here 30 years.

I've been here 30 years. I've been here 30 years. I've been here 30 years. I've been here 30 years. you know, 30 years, like I've been to a hundred of Dodger games that it's never, it never looks anything like that before like the second pitch of the first inning. It never has. Um, yeah, Dodger Stadium, you're, it has led attendance in Major League baseball. I don't know how many times.

Yeah, a couple of clowns. People show up. Some gay clowns is not going to change that. You think that's the sad part? Is you think that's the weirdest shit that we've seen in Tatcha Stadium? A bunch of gay clowns? I don't think so.

Yeah, right. Don't worry, we got plenty of time to do your stupid tribute to the military during the seventh inning. And we're there for they fucking do that. Sure. Sure. Sure. Ah, let's see.

Debating Holocaust and Iars, no. DeSantis is gay. What do you think about, like the Homeland Security Alert? Yeah. You know how that monitor happened? But it's how gay was Ron DeSantis today. I mean, I wouldn't be interesting to know like you don't want to go through the effort of looking up how gay he was being today, but how gay was he being today?

I don't know. I don't know. I'm really being gay. How gay was Ron DeSantis being gay? If there was an app for that, I mean, maybe I would look color coded. Okay. sure. I don't know what the colors are. Terror alert.

The salmon, chertruse, teal, moth, air quality, magenta, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, like the air quality. Yeah, sure. Um, trying to find this, uh, the Santa's clip. Uh, the Santa's fucking sucks. Uh, here he is giving a normal speech, like a normal human. This antis clip, this antis fucking sucks. Here he is giving a normal speech like a normal human.

Have you ever, okay, Sean, have you ever gone out with your short sleeve shirt buttoned all the way up to the very top? No, that's weird because a short sleeve shirt by definition is casual. How the fuck did the buttons get up that high? I don't even know short sleeve shirts head buttons on the way. I thought that was just painted on. If it's a polo shirt and you're Hispanic, well, maybe you know, all the way up though. You know, all the way up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or long sleeve, long sleeve dress, okay.

That's okay. All the way up. Yeah, yeah, yeah., okay, untopped all the way up. And yeah, yeah. And well, yes, sometimes just the top button if you're a spanner. And not true, true, true. We buck the CDC. They can pull it off.

We buck the bureaucrats. We buck the media. We buck the left. We buck. What the fuck? How gay is that? On a one to pink magenta? I don't know, pretty gay.

I mean, it sounds kind of weenish like a... Yeah. He doesn't, he's making a lot of money on that campaign. Yeah, of course. It's a scam to siphon money from people. It's a very interesting scam. Political contributions in general. Dave Rubin is involved.

I'm, the whole thing is a big scam. All right, did you see the new black mirror? No. I haven't, I didn't see all the old black mirrors. I just stopped watching it. I meant to pick it up again, but don't. The first two seasons were great before Netflix buys it. Yeah, I don't think I finished the second season.

I liked it. Yeah, the new season is episode one, a woman telling her therapist about her job. I said, oh, no, I'm out. That's the black mirror for me. Boop, done. Nothing weird happened. A woman talking to another woman about,

woman telling a story about her job. Strike one. Okay. Woman talking to another woman about, woman telling a story about her job. Strike one. Okay. Woman talking to another woman about anything. Strike two. Yeah. Were they wearing the same mask?

Yeah. Yeah. I got this new, I got this new, talk, I got this new light mask. Oh, I got one of those two. Do. And they both join a, a, and yeah, multi-lay exactly. Like do they not do these science guys not understand how fucking stupid people are and

they don't know. They don't know. No, maybe not. Like I don't know how to argue that vaccines are good. I just kind of figured their measles and shit are good cause what are you doing it? Like I'm yeah, right. We're all vaccinated against like smallles and shit are good. Cause what are you doing it? I'm, yeah. Right. We're all vaccinated against like smallpox and shit.

Well, I don't know. I assumed it's good. Yeah, I don't know for vaccinated against smallpox because we don't know. How are I don't know? Uh, I can't argue. Are you okay? Monkey, monkeypox. You get a, uh, uh, monthly injection for that, right?

Yeah, I think so. I think so. Right. Right. Let's tell you, get it and build a movement. Yeah. From a guy who just had monkey pox. Yeah.

You got the dead virus and it's a semen. That's right. That's right. Yeah, I guess one of the earliest vaccines known or, you know, was, I wanna say like the 15th century where it was, get this, I guess I think it was China where it's smallpox, right? Yeah.

They used to, pretty grossly, used to grind up the scabs of people who had smallpox and the sores or whatever, and apparently they would fucking like- Had like a bunch of dead viruses. Like snort it, they found people who had smallpox and the sores or whatever and they, and apparently they would fucking like a bunch of dead viruses. Like snorted, they found people who got it was like, it had a much, much milder symptoms and stuff. So however it fucking, you know, see that would be devastating. You should go on Joe rather I completely dreamt it.

But no, I can't have nothing to say to that. I think that's true. It's where it's just, you know, they go. I get a lot of stuff on it. It's where it's just, you know, they've got a lot of stuff. I get a lot of stuff. That's fucking bad, you know, it's good information. I think it was a 15th century. I don't know what these fucking clowns like signed up for to be spokesmen for science shit.

If they're not going out in jail, I really think they don't think they need to be spokesmen. It's just like, well, people will just, we do the work and the rhythm. People will just know that. This motherfucker's not the work and the rhythm, people just, people will just know. But I don't know the fuck is not doing work. I think you're just out talking. I think you're right. I think that they don't, you know, you, everybody gets, is used to their own kind of circles. And if you're with a bunch of,

like, educated people, I don't know that you know just how dumb the average fucking person is. Well, that was my, that was my thing about flattery about flat earth convinced, you know, I don't know. That was my favorite thing about flat earth because people would, they knew that the earth was round, but they had no idea why, why, like they couldn't prove it to themselves. Yeah. So they just got angry right.

Well, that's, you know, um, let's see here. Let's see here. The FBI spent two years talking to a retarded teenager online and getting them to send small amounts of money to a terrorist network, Tyson. Wow. Getting a retarded teenager to... That's cool. That the FBI... Yeah.

Well, it's money... Giving you retarded people something too. Yeah. What's my most hard to people? How many of you are on that team? You know, other. Yeah. A genital inspection. Hmm. Okay.

Here we go. See here. Grandparents attending a school track meet and a town stopped the event and demanded a nine year old female student be examined to make sure they weren't a boy. You just don't fuck with the sports. Let's see that dick or pussy. Let's see. What do you got going on there and nine year old?

Sounds like a big pedophile play. Yeah, we got to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like 30 of us got a check. Two not moms are speaking out after their, oh, we got, God damn it. Two moms are speaking out after their nine year old daughter was verbally assaulted at a track and field event on Thursday at the Apple Bowl. The mothers who choose not to identify their daughter So she was competing in a shot put event when a grandfather at one of the other participants

started yelling at her. She went to step up, man, just shoot that asshole. The shot put nine, man. She went up to step up to compete for the grade four shot put final. And right before she went to throw a grandfather's student, said, hey, this is supposed to be a girls event. Oh, man. Fuck you.

And why are you letting boys compete? Oh, come on, you're a nine year old girl, and you gotta hear that shit from some old fuck. Yeah, just beat that guy's ass. Fuck you. They're nine. The puberty hasn't even hit. It's not even a valid,

it's not even a valid, it's not for boys. Hey, come here, man. Let me just, let me talk to you for a second. I just want to talk to you over here. Come here. Let's go. Everybody can look the other way, right?

I'm going to kill this guy. Born female, my daughter is cisgender, born female, uses she, her, yeah, it's a girl. Yeah, yeah, she, and she has a pixie, so she has short hair. So he looked at the hair and was like, trans! Good job, assholes.

I can't, you know, for every guy like this who says it, there's like, yeah, you know, that's the worst part. Yeah. Like, well, I can't really, I can't pick a side here because you got this shit happening. I can't abide little girls getting yelled at by old men that they're that they're fucking trans men. I'm sorry, but I can't I cannot abide that. It's fucking people. Star says the man then carried on to demand certification to prove that her daughter was born,

just rip his dick off. Yeah. Uh, okay. A bunch of other just gonna hilarious. What a fucking, what a jassal. Fucking read. Russian lawmakers are banning gender reassignment surgery. Yeah.

What, isn't that bullshit? What if I just wanna cut my dick off to spite my wife? Not there. Not there, I guess. So I have to make that argument in court. You might. I don't want to get a gender surgery. I'm just cutting my dick off because my wife, it brings my wife pleasure and I hate her. Right.

So I don't want her to have access to my- You may have a special, special exemption. Yeah. You can just, just cut it in half at least. If I can't get it taken all the way off like with cut it in half She'll hate that cut it in half like lengthwise Both to cut it in quarters. Oh God. Give me like a spaghetti cock. Oh

Then we'll see he's shredder And we'll see who shuts their mouth Russian lawmakers vote to ban. Oh God, you guys couldn't just shut up. You just couldn't leave the kids alone. I know. We're women now. All right, whatever.

Our kids are women too. No, that's not. Yeah. We're not, they're not going to let you do that. I hope you know that. Right. No, with the other. Right.

No. Um, maybe we just have a like a trans news lightning round. Trans identifying man. Uh, no, that looks like a lady. Sorry. Trans identifying man. No, that's a, that, sorry. Trans identifying man? No, that's a trans identifying woman called Paula M. Nira. You fucked it up.

Yeah. Approved the change and the definition of lesbian in the glossary of John Hopkins. Oh, this trans woman. Oh, oh, I see. They're trying to say trans identifying instead of trans woman, oh, oh, I see. They're trying to say trans identifying instead of trans woman. They don't want to even... Isn't it woman in there? This is their own slang that they've invented to be homophobic.

Okay. A trans or transphobic. A trans identifying man, because they really want to say man over to us. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's confusing to read. Trans identifying man have been actively harassing lesbians. Well, as, StrayMan have been harassing lesbians too. I've missed for you.

Vandalizing and forcing into female only groups in spaces. So they changed the definition, John Hopkins. It's, it's, it's John Hopkins. John Hopkins. John Hopkins? Yeah. John Hopkins had a definition of lesbian that was. Like that, or John's Bob, Bob Hoskins.

Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. The definition used to be lesbian, a woman acting out sexually to get attention from men, but this trans lady changed it to a non-man attracted to non-men. John's Hopkins, are they big? Is that a big, like medical thing of renown? Yes. So they would be like an authority on it.

Well, I mean, they would have to go on Joe Rogan to argue that this is retarded. Who's going to do that? Maybe, maybe not. Let's be here. Let's be here. Yeah. Let's be in definition of lesbian, like anyone's ever needed a definition of what a lesbian is.

Yeah. A non man. Has anyone ever looked up the definition of lesbian? When are they going to add WNBA to the alphabet? Like LGBTQWNVA, are you saying? All right. Yeah, I just had that, just had the, you know. I really was thinking about our conversation

about the WNBA last week. Yeah. Because you're right about it being about competitiveness. Nobody cares. Huge. When it's tennis is huge. Make's a ton of money. Yeah. And it's exciting. Right. Women's golf too. It's, yeah, women's golf, I think does, does pretty well. Soccer is even okay, even though they're not as good as like teenage boys, I think. Maybe not, but women's soccer definitely lose all the time. But it Maybe not, but women's side. Definitely not. They lose all the time. But it's a, but it's a big thing though.

Yeah. But it's a big thing. But yeah, I think it's just the fact that, it means basketball is so superior in every way. Yeah. And it's just not exciting to just watch a bunch of women put up fucking jump shots. They need to add like 10 women on it every team.

Like, I in play at the same time. Right. Or at least a couple others. Maybe so. So they don't have to run around so much. Yeah. A non-man, this is the definition of lesbian. In case you like needed to know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't know already. A non-man. Why would they make it so, like, because man and men, it's like, can you even say man, woman, you know, anyway, you could say non-man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I've just, does woman like, is Latin, does that mean non-man? Wouldn't that be fucking hilarious? Is that like the etymology of woman? Because man, woman, it's, well, mean, like not, let me look at that. I don't know, maybe. That be fucking hilarious mean like not. Let me look at that. I don't know. Maybe that be fucking hilarious.

I mean, it wouldn't put it probably. No, probably something like that. That's a malady woman. Yeah. Why would anybody you know, look at look at, you know, where anything came from anywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

Oh, we're full. Oh, wife of man. Oh, okay. Huh. Huh. So woman just being wife. Oh, we got to get rid of that word. Yeah. I prefer non-man. There you go. A non-man attracted to non-man while a woman who's emotionally raised, while past definitions referred to Lesby as a woman who is emotionally romantically and or sexually attracted to other women. This updated definition includes non-binary people.

Right. I see what they're doing. So this lady, so more than just a woman can be a Lesby. This is, yeah, yeah, but this lady specifically is the one doing it. Yeah. Okay. Oh, okay. Well, very well. That's cool. A gay man. Oh, wow.

They have gay man in their glossary. A man who is emotionally, romantically, sexually, affectionate, or relationally attracted to other men or who identifies as a member of the gay community or even doesn't sometimes. And it's just one of your friends that you've know that you pretty much know is gay. At times, gay is used to refer to all people regardless of gender who have their primary sexual and or romantic attractions to people of the same gender. Gay is an adjective and not a noun. He is a gay man. Oh, people were using it as a noun.

So they put a stop to that with the dictionary. Like when people say like the gaze or something is like that. Like that guy, the noun, like he's a yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Well, that's a little bit of education. Well, that'd be like, it's like a double noun if you say he is a gay, right?

I guess. Fuck, where did my notes go? Okay, here they are. I don't know. James Fancy, maybe that's, ha ha ha, that woman explaining the benefits of being a slave versus going to find a job, et cetera. Oh, W-A-T-P.

Was the most absurd and hilarious thing I've heard in months. Thank you for continuing to produce the best shows in the universe. Also, the call to prayer is unfair because Vito gets the same amount of money but refuses to participate. Yeah, Vito started feeling self-conscious about her call to prayer a bit.

I've heard you've told me about this a little bit. So then he would stop doing the racist voice. Oh, really? He does a racist voice. We would both do racist voices. We would pretend that we're like, imams, you know, like, oh, these stuff for the love of a shalakah, and then he got the idea that that's offensive. So he just started doing his normal voice. I see. He was funny. Yeah, well. Justin Glover says, Dick, I got a short rage for you

and when you're talking to a girl and you ask her what kind of music she's into, and she says everything. Oh God. Okay, I'll just go fuck myself then. Yeah, thanks for the riveting conversation. Yeah. You should say that.

What kind of music you into, everything? Oh, I'll just go fuck myself then. Thanks for the riveting conversation. You should say that. What kind of music you into, everything? Oh, I'll just go fuck myself then. Thanks for the riveting conversation. People say that to me and they have a wide range of taste, but in reality, it just means that you like rap in country, it gives you nothing to go off of. Like there's no, well yeah, because it's not every job to keep you going.

Yeah. Like guys, it's such every job to keep you going. Yeah. Like guys, it's such a stupid question to ask women. Well, you gotta, you have to give something out. Like how dumb what it here's got. Oh, I really like primates. Yeah.

Like what's she supposed to do with that? Yeah. Really? I like everything. Yeah. Ask her what her favorite dinosaur is. Haven't you learned anything from this show? Yeah.

What happened to the Rolly Polly's? What's your favorite dinosaur? Who are you rooting for? Is real or Palestine? People say that to me, they have a wide range of taste. No, they just don't want to... I don't know.

If someone asked me what kind of music I would like, I would say, I don't fucking know. Yeah. What am I? 13? Oh, whatever's good. If you don't know, you can't talk to me. Yeah. It means that you like rap and country.

Those are very similar. I mean, there are people who like both. I mean, I would say, I would say more, I would say more people prefer one or the other. Rap and country. Yeah, but I don't know that like there's not a whole lot of people who, what about old town road? Equally like them.

Take you down to the old town road. Do you know that song? Yeah, I'm not that proud. That's like rap in country. Yeah. Wow, you're so unique. Too bad you shut the topic down, so we can't talk about it.

Instead, we can hurry up and get back to the conversation about how someone was mean to you for the 10th time. Oh boy. Well, buddy, what are you trying to do? Talk about music or fuck them. Dick, go fuck yourself, Sean. when you say you listen to everything, I believe you entirely. And yes, it does sound cool when you do it. You don't listen to everything, do you? No, I really don't. Yeah. Have I said that? I was probably lying. You can't ask girls that kind of shit. Yeah.

What's your favorite color? That's better. What's your favorite color? You seem like a, you got to tell them what they seem like. That was the whole thing about like, oh, no, actually I... Get kind of shit. And they'll go off on it. Yeah. Yeah, true.

True. Like you like purple. Yeah. You seem like a leopard print kind of girl. I don't know. You know what they say about that. Right. Because I'm black.

Yeah. Jonathan, hey, Dick, check out these'm black. Yeah. Jonathan, hey, Dick, check out these gravy seals. Okay. Gravy, that's such a... You came up with that, didn't you? Yeah, I stole it from my friend. Oh, you stole it. Okay, yeah, gravy seal.

That's fucking great. Okay. Let's see. Fucking men's fantasy camp. Shit. Right on the tracks. Oh, wow. They're guys dressed in little shorts and shirts.

It's like not you like cheer camp. They're like turtles who got flipped over. Crawling on their backs on train tracks. Yeah, some of this there's gravel. Why would they be doing that? Cause it's cause it cause it hurts more. Yeah, there's like 20 guys on their backs trying to like wriggle themselves backwards on train tracks.

Just wrecking their backs, I guess. That's a struggle. Yeah, they can overcome that. They can overcome anything. Then their wife want to fuck them again. Or sell these dickheads. These dickheads look exactly the same too. I know.

Just a show you, and they've got, oh Christ, and then here comes this PC principle, except look at, so it looks like fucking, the fucking, they drill instructor comes in on a hoverboard, like the one-wheeled hoverboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what that's called? Yeah, whatever, right?

And then they've got gigantic camera rigs in their faces because they're really making an advertisement. They're getting dipshits to do this so they can fucking just get more dipshits to do this. Yes, and the nature of their advertising is to them to their clients. Like they make a reel of their suffering and their interview before and after and then give it to them to their clients. Like they make a real of their suffering and their interview before

and after and then give it to them to say, look how much you valued this. To be complacent with your fucking life and your family that you're not willing, that's why you're here. We know why you're here because we did the same fucking thing. We just need you to be better. The only way you're gonna be better is if you fucking stuff out. Just find your back key, Carl. And find your back key, Carl. Look at that. This guy wanted to be a war hero so bad.

What a dick. That's why you're here. Because you've been complacent. Man, what's your fucking family doing while you're at this gay retreat? What are your credentials, you piece of shit? Oh man, he's fucking guys. They can just make up what they fucking done. People do it all the time.

Nobody fucking, what would be a credential for this type of endeavor? I don't know. He sucked a thousand dicks. I don't know. Shot been lotten. Yeah, right. The only man who had man enough to take on the Pentagon and Wall Street at the same time, I shot him.

Jesus Christ. I would love to interview their families while they were away. Yeah. So what did you think about this stupid retreat that your husband was going on? Well, he really had no business taking that much money out of our savings. Like what?

I mean, honestly, how many, how many, how I can think that is. I can't think that. I think for toys all weekend, which is what he was doing. Right. Yeah, right. Cool, thanks for that. Yeah, you know that's like fucking email.

Honey, it's gonna be like this intense transformative experience. I'm going to be, I want to be better for you. I want to, yeah, I'm not going to have to do blue shoes anymore when I come back. Okay, I don't care if you do them. Anyway, yeah. We should do a fake one of these, like a phony one. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I have them like do gay, like progressively gay or stuff. I mean, they're half halfway there now exactly It's going the way It's just dude. It's it's like a six pack away from getting there It is will break you down and then rebuild you as homosexuals, right and then send you back to your family. I'm

Stadium Send you to Dodger Stadium. Oh, what? You're just mad because Christians are fighting back. Man, you don't know what fucking traffic is like here, bro. Yeah. You get in the fucking row, that's it. It's just the end of you. It's just the height of rudeness.

Jesus would not inconvenience fucking. Carry his own cross. I know. I mean, I don't know if it was his choice necessarily, but well, he could have not carried it. That's true. I mean, they can't make you carry shit. They're gonna crucify you regardless, right?

I mean, I'll make you, somehow that cross was getting on that fucking hill. Graham Roman X. They would have called in the Calvary dick. I can't wait for eyes on too. Yeah. I got to find out like some kind of way to get like a roundtable of comic nerds to review it.

Cause nobody knows like nobody outside of these terminally online culture or retards. That's a terminally online culture war retards. Terminally online. That's a great. That's what came up with that one. Terminally online. Terminally online. That's not, I don't know.

It's a bad condition. I would kill for Null's review of I-son. Yeah. Uh, Dick here, a profit. This guy is too long, didn't read. Guys, Amazon delivery driver thinks his doorbell is racist. So, so Amazon shuts down all of his smart devices in his house.

What the, I didn't say that would happen. What's his, what does doorbell say? I'm sure, I'm sure I know. Put your hands beyond your head and get on your knees. It just doesn't work if you're black. The ring camera, he made a special module for his ring doorbell where if you're black and you ring it, it doesn't do anything. What's the bling? The bling doorbell. It goes, there goes the neighborhood. If black. Oh, a tale of unwanted disruption my week without Amazon. Okay, I hate you already.

On Wednesday, I finally regained access to my Amazon account after an unwarranted lockout that lasted a week. This wasn't a simple inconvenience though. I have a smart home. Yeah. I have a smart home. Yeah. I have a smart home, whatever. Good. I lost the ability to use Alexa.

I just used Siri. Well, what happened? Yeah, why? Update, update. Here's the redacted unpacking the cause. Just do like a little bullet points at the top. I know. We don't fucking wanna read this show. Yeah, I'm gonna show here.

The following day, I found that my echo show had signed out. What the fuck is that? I don't know. That's how I interact with my smart home computer devices. I'm losing sympathy. The more fucking devices, you're a slave to. Yeah, you fucking idiot. I use a fairly old email address for my Amazon account.

Oh, he thought that he got an old, he got hacked or something. Right, okay. I swiftly checked my other accounts. Okay, dude. I light, I low for lightingly checked my other accounts. So he talked to a representative. Okay.

It was from an executive at Amazon. I dialed them. Dude, just say what they said. Uh, when I asked why I, my account had been locked, their tone turned accusatory. I, I was told that a driver who had delivered my package reported receiving racist remarks from my ring doorbell. So the driver from Amazon reported that the doorbell said something racist.

That could sure that could happen. Why would that not be taken seriously? Oh, oh, retarded. The guy that just drives boxes around. The doorbell said something races to you. Yeah, that sounds, sure, that sounds totally reasonable. Yeah, wow, okay. I have multiple cameras recording everything on my property.

If the drivers claims were accurate, I could easily verify them. Second, most delivery drivers in my area share the same race as me and my family. What does that mean? Seems unlikely that we would make such remarks. Well, what the, no. I would think if you're black, black people say the N word all the time.

What do you have to, yo leave the package inward. He's like, oh, I can't believe that. I call me the N word. Can you program your doorbell? I guess you can. I went this way to say something. If you can program your doorbell to say racist stuff,

that you're getting that doorbell. It's still Father's Day. I realized it was impossible for anyone in my house to have made those comments as nobody was home at the time. I reviewed the footage. Oh, his doorbell said, excuse me, can I help you? The driver who was walking away and wearing headphones, that's illegal to do while you're driving, must have misinterpreted the message. Excuse me, can I help you? That's

what was racist? Well, I mean, or he misheard what could have been heard? He had headphones on. I don't know. It's obviously black like no one. Well, no other race is upset about this shit. I mean, except some Jewish person is not driving around a fucking Amazon truck. Probably not. What would it have said? Excuse me. Maybe he thought it was excuse me again while I whip this out. Yeah, from blazing saddles and he thought that was racist. Maybe. Excuse me, can I help you? Show me your schnitz and group and...

Yeah, okay, so. You got locked out of the sound. What? Oh, okay. That's stupid. Okay. Who is Cedar Lamb says Biden is hosting a topless T-slur drag show at the White House? Okay. What are your thoughts? I saw that. Did you see that? No, I did not. There was a trans

lady that took her top off and bounced her fake tits around. You didn't, let's see it, great loaded up. Yeah, it was great. That was cool. Biden, trans woman, topless, White House. Oh yeah. No longer welcome at White House. Transgender activists no longer welcome

at the White House. Yeah, okay, well, you know. Come on, where's the video? Does somebody have the video in chat? So, okay, so yeah. No, you gotta see it. You gotta see it to believe it. So, the White House had a pride on the,

okay, pride of and the person couldn't handle it. They let everybody in, they had a whole map section, couldn't handle the, had a file section, Couldn't handle the file section. Couldn't handle the exposure. And I mean, it's, come on, come on, come on. Somebody give it to me.

It's not exactly. Somebody got to cozy, has got it. I'm not gonna put that one on Biden, you know, but, you know, I was like, I thought a woman would have done it, you know? Yeah, right, right. You know, if he had taken pictures with the person afterward, you know, I was like, I thought a woman would have done it, you know? Yeah, right, right. You know, if he had taken pictures with the person afterward, you know, I'd be sending the wrong message.

This behavior is just acceptable at the White House. Well, that's, so that's, I like, I like it. Yeah. I mean, you got a bunch of fucking freaks. Trump should have done that. Trump should have said, all right, we're having a fucking kegger at the White House. We're tearing it up, a fucking monster truck rally. I'm gonna have, I'm gonna fake a press conference, and then I'm gonna release a bunch of pit bulls

if journalists have a problem with it. I'm gonna say it's racist. I'm gonna get a bunch of fired smoke alarms that have low batteries. Oh god. Put them in the pit bulls cage for 24 hours. Like they're literally incompetent, right? That'll drive a shit suit of murder.

Yeah. And then I'm gonna release them on the report and go, that's racist, racist, racist. Yeah, I've seen people react to it. And I go, oh, this is horrible that this happened at the White House. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's the worst place on earth.

What do you mean? Yeah. It's like the most fucking crimes and pedophile murderers. Why? Cause some guy took his top off. It's funny. Yeah, it's wrong. What do you like?

You guys love the White House all of a sudden? They're the, why? It's wrong with you. Um, okay, here it is, thank you. Thank you, P.D.OX. I guess I could play it because we're not on anything that could kick me off anymore. I guess not.

Suck my cock, YouTube. Here is the, here is the trans day at the White House. This is the lady that takes her top off. Yeah. It has a penis though, so. Okay. Welcome to the White House. Thank you. Wow, they found the gays. That wasn't even the gays guy in the Navy. How about that, Sean? Welcome to the White House. Thank you.

Can we take a little video? Hi, Mr. President. It is an honor, friends, rights of human rights. Are we? Boom right there. Oh man. I've seen worse boob jobs. Yeah, sure.

Yeah. And then there's more. Check this out. So this is the best part of this thing. What's going on with this guy? Well, that's a one. That's a one. Okay, right. And had,

yeah, oh, yeah, you can see the scars. Yeah. So here's also that, that's a lot of fucking testosterone in Josh. It takes a lot of testosterone to look like that big of a scumbag, right? Sure.

So here's the funny thing about it. Conservatives are upset about the trans woman that took her top off, but not the trans man, right? Even though they insist that's a man in the woman's body, even though they insist that the trans woman is actually a man, right? And the trans man is actually a woman, even though they insist this, they are not offended right that the trans man took his top off, meaning they have internalized the identified gender of these people.

Yes. Because they're only offended that the woman did it, right? Which is interesting. Yes. No, it is. Yeah. 100% right. So you guys, you do agree with them that it's a woman.

You just hate it. Right. Because you want like your women, because you're so uncomfortable. Because you're so addicted to sipping that you can't turn it off. So if a woman, a guy gets a sex change and is a woman and comes to you and says, I want free shit, you will have to do it because you're so fucking pathetic. Yeah. So they are saying that as a woman. Yeah.

Because they're not upset about that guy. I know. Uh, let's see if there's more. Oh, yeah, she's bouncing her tits all around. I fucking hate when women do that. Well, I hope that answers your questions. Seater. Father's Day Pack. A J-Dick last year you were complaining that you didn't get any father's day cards.

So this year I thought I would send you one. I wanted you to have the experience. A father's have when you get something you may never have wanted. And often a lot of effort wasn't put into it. Well, my girlfriend, 32, double D's, wow, put a lot more effort than I had anticipated. What does that mean? Oh, anyways. If it was even funny at all before, it feels a little cruel after hearing your latest

episode. I hope you enjoyed anyways. There's no ass on anyway. I felt prompted to give you this. I know that's quite weird. Go fuck yourself, Chet. I'll get it next week. The mailbox was closed. I was too hung over this morning. That's the word. Okay, fair enough. Roboito says, help with the career decision engineering to medicine. Hello, Mr. Sexy Biceps. Talking to you? Uh, no. I don't think so.

Huge fan of yours, since I saw you on PKA, I need help with some career advice. I'm a 27 year old electrical engineer at a defense company. But I have always wanted to be an emergency room physician like ER, yeah, I guess so. 27, like Gray's Anatomy, what's a medical show for you at 27 scrubs?

I've always wanted to be an emergency room physician. Why? I grew up extremely, did a lot of school, I mean, he's an electrical engineer, I mean, that he's clearly gone through some schooling to those overlap at all. Oh, thanks. Not really. I mean, maybe he could, you know, if the, uh, the heart lung machine is on the fritz, you got to get in there. Uh, now I daydream all day about being an emergency room physician.

Grass is always greener, right? I don't know about that. You're dreaming about being an ER doctor? Yeah, you know, working at like Lockheed Martin, so you're killing people all day. You're building bombs to kill them. Well, just like a defense, I mean systems, all that kind of, right? I mean, you're either killing people or spying on them. Sure, I mean, I dream, I daydream all day about being an emergency room physician. He all day dreams. Grass is always greener, right?

I don't know. Have you ever dreamed about another job? No, because usually it would just make me miserable. Yeah. Yeah, but see, but I like what I do. So like, I really like what he does. Yeah, but I've done things that I did not like what I did, but I don what I do. So like I really, I really do. Yeah, but I've done things that I did not like what I did, but I don't

remember really daydreaming about all day. I just, I'm being the daydreamer. Daydreams would just be that I'm fucking I have fuck you money and I don't have to work at all. I don't want that's daydream about working. Right. Right. I just daydream about running over protesters pretty much. Yeah. And then just throwing fucking money like sunny Corleone fucking just starts peeling off

fucking C notes for the fucking camera that he just destroyed, right? Yeah. Outside the fucking wedding. Yeah, you need to you need to do something. Some fucking protesters and just throw some fucking bills out the window and just like fucking look, the fucking hospital right down the road. I think about what I wanna be doing when I die. And it's medicine. When can be dies? I think about what I want to be doing when I die.

And it's medicine. Till you die, like drinking medicine? Yeah. Well, you'll be, you know, when you die, you'll most likely be around medicine. Yeah, probably, you'll be, you know, when you die, you'll most likely be around medicine. Yeah, probably. It'd be medicine adjacent. We hope, one hopes.

Or maybe not, I don't know. Kinda sucks to be like a living corpse. You can know I'm fucking memory. Right. My interests are always in medicine. I worked alongside some doctors when I was a lot younger and loved it, but I always doubted myself and said that the medical school

path is too long. Now I'm struggling with the opportunity cost of becoming a doctor at my age, takes four more years of school, the debt and time commitment is scary, but is not achieving your dreams even scarier? Well, please impose some wisdom on my dumb ass. Should I just forget about it, even though I don't think I can or just go for the $200,000 debt?

Huh, she'll try again. Sleepless nights and stress. I do think it's pretty stupid to become a doctor in this day and age. Why? But all my inner drive is pushing me towards that direction. So do it. Who's fucking care? I agree.

What do you got to lose? Just quit if you don't like it. Do it for two years if you don't like it. Fucking quit. What's the worst it can happen? You go be a doctor for a little bit and find that your electrical engineering and being a doctor makes a new kind of pacemaker

or something or patent that you make fucking billions of dollars on. What's the worst that could happen? You go back to, don't worry, we'll still be defending the country. Yeah. Whether you go through med school or not, the money's not real, right? Just go do whatever you want. Yeah, do it and do it. Do it now.. Do it sir. Yeah, I wish I had done. There's this that whole thing about that whole thing about like, oh yeah, but I'm already this old. I'm already well, you're just gonna You're like a kid compared to me. I'll be or I'll be you know, I'll be 32 by the time I you know, Well, it's like well, you can also be 32 and not have done anything tour and still have that and still have that desire that something stuck

in your craw that you still, yeah, fuck, I should have done. Boy, I wouldn't have been that bad if this, no, I got to, no, I'm not gonna start because now I'm 32. Yeah, if you're daydreaming about jobs and not like about killing people and other women, you need to change your life. You should be daydreaming about not working and whores.

Sure. Do something. Do it. You might find, maybe it really will be more satisfying to you. Yeah, although I don't fucking think so. Maybe not. Maybe not our doctor, it's a hell of a lot of stress. Yeah. That's a lot of stress. Yeah. Um, well, maybe, maybe he likes now in four years. Maybe he likes, uh, you know, the adrenaline or so, I mean, there

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She's always posting on Facebook about being single. And I need a good way to start up a conversation with someone I haven't talked to in years. Hey, everybody in the office who you fuck said your tits are great. I've heard her multiple people that they're so like they've seen them. How would tits be more than like what you're looking at? What do you mean they're great or perfect? Perfect. He said. Everybody has their idea of what that looks like, I think. I've heard from multiple sources that they're perfect. Right, look there, I'm gonna need to verify. You know, so and so, you know, Sarah and accounting.

Oh yeah, her tits are perfect. Yeah, okay. Like more than what I could see. Oh yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I never, she's always posting on Facebook about being single. And I need a good way to start up a conversation with someone I haven't talked to in years.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I have to know how perfect these cans really are. All right, you got to weird, I think with their boobs. I don't know, good, a good women can't resist a good tragedy. You're never going to believe this, my girlfriend just cheated on me. Right. Do you think that, what do you think I should do? Do you think that's cheating kind of suspicious of of this? What's your advice? What advice would you give? Me on that one. You got any advice for this guy? Other than what's your favorite dinosaur? Yeah, maybe that's it.

There's nowhere to go. Really advice. Always posting about being single. Can't you just like make up some shit that's happening? Oh, my friends doing this art show. He has cancer and he really wants me to go. Oh boy. What do you think? You want to, I'm very nervous though. My ex-girlfriend's going to be there. She's a model. She goes

to a different school. Look at you, Terri. I really want to bring a day. There you go. What do you think? Would you go, do you be interested? Do you know anybody who would go with me for that? I'm like, I need somebody single, obviously, that you're not available. Right. Oh, no, actually I am. What? Yeah. What? Oh, I wish I would have known that last year.

Right. Right? Sure. Well, I think people, just a whole bunch of lies in a row. Well, yeah, I think people don't realize that they can do that. You can say whatever you want. You can say what you want.

You can say what you want. You can say whatever you want. Uh, say on checking anything. You can say whatever you want. Ah, okay. Let's do a fat watch. A proper one. That watch today in fat news. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, is Michael Perez. There's nothing that makes me more of a rage than fat people on an airplane. This bitch is arguing that fat people should only pay one fare. So who is the poor bastard that gets the seat that your left ass cheek is going to be

fully in sitting next to a fat lady on an airplane is like getting a shortly absorbed into a goddamn gelatinous cube. We're paying twice for the same experience. She says plus size travelers hit out at discriminatory airline seed policies. We've seen these stories. Oh wait a minute. They're different ones. We've seen this one.

We've seen this woman. This girl. I don't know. Maybe I'm racist.'m racist from June 12. Sean, this is brand new from CNN Travel. I think this is the same. The same woman making making the rounds. I think it is.

They used a tiny road so she wouldn't look so fat in the background. You see that? It's a golf cart path. She's got lymphedema in her armpits. Look at this. I know. Oh yeah, there's a golf cart behind. She's got lymphedema in her armpits. Look at this. You know. Oh yeah, there's a golf cart behind her that you can't see. I swear to God, I think this woman is making the round.

I think she's been the subject of another story. We've done it. Oh really? I do. About airlines. Yes, I think so. Is she Hawaiian, do you think? I remember because I made fun.

I said she looked like John Pannette. Oh yeah, you're right. I think it's the same woman. She's catching on. It's a good thing we're keeping people abreast of what's happening here. Yeah. Look at this hula hoop she has around her wrist

is cutting off all this. That's, it looks like it's a medical bracelet. She was just discharged from the fucking ER. Ah. Here's an art wild live fishing game. She's tagged. She can't take it off. She could take it off, but she can't fit her finger under it to rip it off.

She got a radio color. She goes on both sides of the freeway, like that mountain lion that lived in Griffith Park here forever. While the average width of an airline seat has been shrinking for decades, bodies are getting larger around the world. With experts predicting that over half the global population would be overweight or obese by 2035.

This ultimately means that more and more passengers are likely to be finding it difficult to fit into airplane seats. Brilliant deduction. Thanks for spelling it all out there in multiple sentences. Wow, these bitches are, oh my God, look at the size of her. She's spilling out into the... She's big. Who mama?

Not using that, she can't get the tray table down. No. Yeah. Do you think she even uses tables though? Let's be honest. When she eats, she's probably just like, her farm to table skips the table. She might be a wild shaman. She's flying to Kona. Oh, yeah, she's wine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's, uh, in April, Jalen Cheney started a petition urging the FAA to mandate all airlines for a comprehensive customer of size policy that prioritizes the comfort and well-being of all passengers. Okay. We need the policies to be a little more standardized, she says. At the bare minimum, maybe just make ships faster and let all these people go on to steer edge, you know?

Yeah, yeah, whatever. I have to rename it. Yeah. Fat assage. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Steerage was offensive. So we're changing the name to fat assage. Oh!

At the bare minimum, don't say bare when it comes to these people. We need every airline to have a policy that tells people of size, people of size, navigate their airline. Like how much grease do you need to bring? Spirit airlines, you need to bring a lot. You need to bring less grease because they don't clean the aisles so well.

So leftover fat people grease is gonna be on the chairs. You can squeeze right through. But you're not a virgin Atlantic spotless, very clean, not a lot of fat, not a lot of fat people size on this plane. So people of size. All plus size passengers are appreciative of knowing the rules. It eliminates many misunderstandings.

Here's a rule, calories in, calories out. Yeah, you guys don't really like that rule. Yeah, I don't think. Meanwhile, one person, one fair. Wow, they're really going for it, huh? Obesity is recognized as a disability in Canada. Wow. Can you get euthanized for that disability in Canada?

Well, I mean, it can certainly be a disability, but you like that's, there's some responsibility for creating that that needs to be, you know, taken into account. Yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah. What if just, is like being a jackass recognized as a disability? Come, just like a jackass all the time. Yeah. Make bad decisions.

But break the system. Yeah, those people could get disability, you know, I get parking, like handicapped parking for just being a jerk all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's a long article CNN.

Yeah. We get it, you fat. Good for you. Jim Sattala says, looks like a great fan watch story. Okay, let's see. Let's see what it is. New video shows Conor McGregor, a rape accuser together at the club table after alleged rape.

Oh, this bitch is accusing him of raping her. This is a size of Kimbo slice. Oh, this bitch is accusing him of raping her. This is a size of Kim Boe's slice. Look at the look at this. The ham hocks on this lady. Oh, is that a thigh or an arm? You know, he's getting accusative rape. I got to know that. So here's them at the at his rape shack. Man, I don't know, Sean, I don't know if this woman of the size is getting raped by Conor McGregor. Can she overpower him, like Mayweather? The footage obtained by TMZ Sports was shot at

one in the morning on June 10th inside this place. Roughly half an hour after the woman claims he attacked her inside of the bathroom. Hmm. You're telling me that Conor McGregor found a way around her to rape her in a bathroom? I don't think there's that much room in a stall. Before Conor, in the clips you can see

that they're exchanging words. Okay, well, I mean, she is fat, because there's just no, I just don't, I don't know about that one. Does Connor McGregor like fat girls? I don't know. I think he's we would know that. I don't know what his wife looks like. Let's see. If she's fat, then he's been married for a long trouble. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right. Because sometimes like fit guys, I think he's really fat girls. Yeah. Connor McGregor, wife. Let's see. Brrrr. Brrrr.

Brrrr. Oh, she's hot as hell. Right? Is she hiding stuff? Yeah. Yeah, she's hot. 14-year relationship with O'Fee on sayers. I think he's got kids and stuff.

Also skinny. Yeah, there's no way that hip-hop was raped by it. Seems a little weird. Seems a little off. Oh, okay. Thank you for the, thank you for the mail. Tard Ferguson says, here's some ham.

I mean slam poetry by a fat four fats. Okay. Oh boy, okay. This is where they're really happy with who they are. Yeah. Very happy. The old joke goes. Patient walks into the dark. Okay, so this woman is very fat. Yeah, she's, they didn't even have women this fat in the original married with children.

Like they had fat chicks, but they never had anybody this size. Right. And now this is like normal fat. And she's got lip, son or shirt. It looks like. Yeah. She's the, she's so fat. She's reading slam poetry. And she's so fat that she can't get close enough to the microphone to read. She has to ask her head forward like this and shout into the microphone. Yeah. Like a dog scratching its ass on a car.

Like a turtle coming out of its shell. Right. Do you have any people of size microphones here? What? Yeah, like a cantilevered microphone. So I don't have to hunch my neck forward. Well, you have to, you gotta drop it from the ceiling. Yeah.

You know, like a, yeah. And make sure it doesn't look too appetizing. So we don't, so no one of them accidentally does. True. It's a swallow it. Button poetry. This is Rachel Willie called the Fat Joe. The old joke goes, patient walks into the doctor's office

says, doctor, it hurts when I move my arm like this. What should I do? And the doctor says, so don't move your arm like that. Now, fat girl walks into doctor's office says, doctor, it hurts when I move my arm like this. What should I do? And the doctor says, have you considered weight loss surgery? Fat girl walks into the doctor for a flu shot and gets a lecture about BMI. Fat girl walks into the doctor for a flu shot

and gets a lecture about BMI. That girl walks into the doctors within ear ache and gets asked if she's ever eaten a salad. That girl walks into the doctor's office with a spider bite and the doctor obsesses over how low her blood pressure is low, for such a fat person anyway, insist on trying to get the blood times before. blood pressure is low for such a fat person anyway. And seriously low.

And for the times before, he'll believe it, for gets completely about the mass of purple spider venom that brought her here to begin with. Fat girl walks into the doctors to ask about anti-depressants and gets prescribed exercise instead. But try that first. Obviously her depression. I don't believe that they're not giving you anti-暈 pressure medicine. Fat bodies never exercise and stay fat.

Fat girl walks into the doctor's heart attack. She's going to have a heart attack. I know. She's going to have a heart attack. I know. I know. She's going to have a heart attack. I know.

She's going to have a heart attack. I know. I know. She's going to have a heart attack. I know. She's going to have a heart attack. I know. She's going to have a heart attack. I know. She's going to have a heart attack. I know. Girl gets tired of constantly being diagnosed as fat. So fat girl stops walking into the doctor's office.

Fat girl walks into the world and says, Mom, it has to exist like this. And the world says, and the world says, it's not enough for him. So stop existing like that. Fat girl walks through a world that would rather she slice herself open than to exist

as she does side effects be damned. That girl walks through a world of lies with sidewalk doctors who claim to be concerned about her health side effects be damned. That girl walks into the world and still somehow manages to love her fat. That's a lie. And the world says, stop glorifying obesity. That girl walks into the world and says, I do not owe you shrinking. You know, I do not owe you thinness, attempted thinness or desired thinness because you

assume thinness equals health. No matter I do not owe you health. Otherwise to receive basic respect, I am deserving of care. I am deserving to exist as I do. I am deserving of first no harm done. And the world says that is the best joke we've heard all day. Oh, yeah. Wait, yeah, that is the best joke, right? Sure. It is a joke joke, right? Sure. It is a joke.

All of that stuff. You can surprise you and have a coronary. There's a lot of things that will, that can be fixed. If, you know, you do the important stuff. Is this all fat pe- Oh no, that was just one lucky fat lady. Oh. Oh wow. Man.

Uh, do that at my funeral or something. Have a fat lady. You imagine with a tree festival. Well, like the black person in the audience is thinking with that shit. He's beating off. He can't even stop jacking off seeing a woman that, a white woman that fat. You wouldn't say that about my lungs. Just say what? What do you mean? Just saying like, you know, fucking pour you. Oh yeah.

Fucking pour you. Oh, you thinnest to get respect. Yeah. Like a lot of this stuff is just revolving around me giving respect to people and not doing it. Right. Um, wow. to be bold and not doing it. Right. Wow. Do doctors really say that?

He thought about weight loss surgery? Well, possibly, but I mean, I don't know about the whole, have you ever seen a salad thing or whatever? You know, I mean, you've never heard of a salad. Yeah, I mean, that's, you know, maybe he's trying to, he's, you know, he does improv, you know, comedy. He's working on his, you know, on his fat five because he daydreams all day of being a comic, right?

You know, but he's, you know, but he's 35 and he, yeah, pretend you're an ER doctor. Right. Dress up like an ER doctor, go to the ER, pretend to work and see if that helps you. Yeah. See if you stopped age dreaming. But if you go there and then you're dreaming about being like a fighter pilot, then you got to just work on your own fucking issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're really, you're got that grass is always greener mentality

when really the grass is consistently kind of brown everywhere. Yeah, it's bad. You know. What a fatso. She's gone to the doctor a lot for a young woman, don't you think? So then I go for my, so then I go back to the doctor and I go, you have nothing out of run-ins with the doctor for a woman of your age. I go back to the doctor for my three month check.

Up with you, so have you thought about what? No, I'm just coming in for the spider bite, which is probably lymphedema. I mean, no one goes to just coming in for their spider bite. Which is probably lymphedema. Not a mean. No one goes to the doctor for a fucking spider bite. I mean, you know, if you have a severe reaction to something, then, you know, you gotta make a doctor's appointment

like weeks in advance. You're going in with a big fucking purple lump. That's a lie. Something's going on there. Onto you pigs. Uh, okay, last one, Tron ride. This is from Clayton, Fat Watch, Tron ride. Tron ride like at Disneyland?

Have you been down to ride the new Tron ride, but you're not sure if you'll fit? This is a woman, a fat woman trying to see if she'll fit on the Tron ride at Disneyland and they have like a motorcycle out front that you have to try to get on. We highly recommend trying the test seats before entering the dressing room. Oh God, she's trying to get on it. She's trying to get on this pretend toy motorcycle, but she's acting like she's getting on a horse, but it's only like a foot and a half above the ground. Let's see the test seats immediately

when entering the right area. Do you recommend getting in line? And once you get to that point, you can always find the time to try the test seats. Oh, no. Because either way, that was just fucking wriggling on like Shamu when it comes out of the water.

And does that thing? Most people will be able to ride this ride. If they're not able to fit my light cycle, there's a chariot seat that they can ride as well. Light side. I see. It's a chariot seat for a fucking, for maxi mouse here.

What's a Ben Hurr pun? Ben Hurr, this, oh. I can't think of one. Wow, what a big girl. We'll talk more about that later. Sarah and Katie tried the test seats this time. The cast member is super hot. She's hauling herself off this little toy motorcycle. Yeah, hauling herself off this little toy motorcycle. Yeah. hauling herself.

You know, she's got to give momentum going. They point out a dresser's position that you could make that make you feel your future. Did you know science in some respect? Oh yes, you do. And we stand about, you know, you know, if you'd have felt more like that. Kinetic energy and things like that.

Some of the bar behind Katie's light had to go in a higher position for it to lock. So this time it didn't work out. That didn't get us down though because there is a sea on this ride that is very comfortable. Because there is something to eat right across the road. The pre-show to this ride is short, sweet and extremely visually appealing to the like this. This is one of those like for for fat people right? Yeah, just fast this launch really. Which I respect. I'm fine with this. They're not crying about it. Yeah, they're not asking how many people are in your party. Make sure you make sure you include too for yourself.

Yeah, I mean, you know, let them know then that you'd like the chariot seat. They will then ask you and your party to step aside. If anyone in your party is using the light cycle seats, you will be able to ride together. The chariot seats have a glide and lock bar, which means it doesn't need to be. All right. Which means it only has to move an inch between upright and locked position.

Keep in mind that your entire roller coaster will go very slow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh boy. All right. Let me find a big extra thunder mountain. Let me find that new, uh, that theme that was like updated and cool. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. All right, everybody. This is with the Dixiao Patreon.com slash Dixiao. See you next Tuesday. Day I overshot how fast I thought this would go. See you next Tuesday.

Presenting. Ready F*** Red ending Bada da da Cool! Alright, let's get a couple of voicemails. Oh God, I got a fucking Eric July clips too. I'll do those next week. Jesus. I saw him too, man. When's it coming? I think July.

Oh. You think it's going to be better than the first one. I'm interested to read it. Okay. I'm in now Yeah, I want to see what happens to Jasmine and if I saw him suffer as any more disrespect Well, he will he will be just be suspected that we know yeah Data occasion My rage is the people online who complain about people owning trucks the people online I don't think about I bought a truck because I'm a big guy. I'm sick too like

Small cars are very uncomfortable. You don't have to explain yourself for buying a car You can be five feet tall and buy a fucking truck. Sure. I don't, you don't never need an older truck unless you're using four. What if I just remote it? Yeah, I like trucks. Yeah. I like trucks.

Yeah, everybody shits on truck guys until they have to move like anything at all. Oh, could you bring your fucking truck? I'll buy you a pizza. I'll buy you a pizza. I'll buy you a dick up your ass. Yeah a pizza. But I'll buy you a dick up your ass. Yeah. And then maybe I'll help you move like anything. I remember I borrowed somebody's truck, you know, like,

I don't know, like a year or two ago. And one of the first things I thought was, man, I'm misdriving a truck. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I like it. I was like, this is nice. I don't have people. Oh, I know.

No, my brother, my brother gave me his to, when I was visiting back this is nice. I don't have people. Oh, I know. No, my brother gave me his to when I was visiting back there to run around. When I was like, God, it's fucking nice driving a truck again. You don't need to have a reason to buy a truck. No, you don't have to explain anybody. Anybody ever. Okay. Hey, Gips.

So I'm watching the episode with Don Matysa going over, and I saw a comic, a funny episode. I just realized. So what? I found whole motivation is that these like, disrespected, right? Yeah, that's a big one. Literally, Marty McFly back to the future. And that's a Vatican.

Yeah. Yeah. You would one. Literally, Marty McFly back to the future. And that's like a Vatican. Yeah. You would think that like, yeah, you didn't come, nobody called me chicken. Yes. Yeah, the chump for thinking that way. Like, he's like, actually, I haven't even seen back the future. He's an idiot. Yeah, he, the whole disrespect thing is so stupid.

Yeah, well, it gets you into some really dumb situations. Yeah, it disrespected me. Yeah, I can't show him. Yeah, you're gonna jail for that, but that's exactly what happens a lot of times. Uh, okay, here we go. Hey, Dei Keishan. Just watching an episode of, I think, should leave.

And so on with her. We'll all do the driver's head and that lady on the video is complying about how Dairy Hurt Tables got. Yeah, Tables. Thinking myself, he's really funny. Like, really funny. I don't, like, generally, laugh at women like that. Like really funny. I don't like generally laughing women like that. Yep. Because.

Here we go. What's the deal? Just woman. What what's going on with her? You know, she's tall. She's beautiful. She wears coakers and her little next love. It's going on with her. Well, I think we know she She's a trans woman. Yeah. So no one is a little funny. It's a double win. It's a double win. And all of her colleagues, she's probably the funniest and all the rest of them, trans women, just better women.

It's a double win because the comedy is good. Patty Harrison he's talking about. Okay. Pete Comedy. Oh god, fuck, it's a woman. Yeah. It's Asian though. so maybe I can, maybe I can rationalize that somehow.

Asian smart, good at math. Right. Trans also. No, I don't have to. Yes, yeah. And your face, women, still. It's funny. It's fun.

Yeah, it's funny. Uh, I don't usually laugh at women like this. What's going on in it, right? Right. No, my instincts were correct. Okay. Hey, it's one tractor. Don't say my name on the air. You don't say your name on the air. No, Spider-Man. He's in trans, but they are definitely a metaphor for trans. The conversation she has with her dad, she's crying to him in the living room.

The background was like this sort of expression of light pink and blue crying, right? It was like pouring down like tears. The conversation she was having is basically the same conversation a trans kid would have with their parent when they're coming out. I really think they use the word superhero or hero or anything like that like a noun. Well, because it was the metaphor again. Word for word that was a coming out conversation. On top of that, a lot of the themes of the movie, or rather not the themes, but the actual plot

points in the movie, resolve around that character not speaking the truth. So she doesn't tell what his name not to date the girl. Right. Right. Right. And there's a couple of other, I think it's like three. You see, you see this movie? Not yeah. Which that character doesn't speak the truth. The movie's ruined with one in one scene. Really? It's a nightmare movie. Probably would have been the best animated movie of all time. Because the first one was really good. Yeah, it was good.

It was great. It's just one of those where you tell say, hey, you want to go have a good time, like for sure. Yeah. Some you won't be walk out disappointed. Yeah. You'll have a blast. It's a funny.

It's great. It looks great. It's funny. It's, yeah. The acting's great. Yeah. Yeah. gonna be a metaphor for a trans person. Trains for anyone who's in the closet. Okay. If you don't tell the truth,

then the world will... You know, kids have secrets other than being gay and chopping their dicks off. It's also like, I don't want to be a doctor and stuff. Like, there's more issues that kids deal with with their parents than with their fucking penises. Because all, all, all, to some extent, like all kids are afraid to tell the truth.

Yeah. Because some people's reactions are gonna be insane. Crazy. So it's like you learn very quickly and depending some people more than others, depending on how truth adverse that the authority figures are. Not everything is fucking gay.

All right. You're collapses. And then all of that combined How truth adverse? Not everything is fucking gay. All right. You collapses. And then all that combined with the superficial thing that people know about it online, like the colors of our suit. I don't remember that one, I don't think it's going to give that much of a fuck. But yeah, I don't think it's crazy that her character

is a metaphor for being trans. In fact, it seems like very, very apparent. And I went into the movie thinking like, nah, fuck that. Anyway, yeah, I hope that's interesting. Be safe. Well, there's a problem with it though. It is interesting because that's,

I will be noticing that. It's actually explicitly the opposite. In the context of the movie, Gwen, the spider-guen girl, the little blonde girl, the little jailbait girl, she embraces everything, obstinately, to rebel against society. Her whole, her whole mo is, I hate everyone. I don't like, I don't fit in. I'm angry, even at my punk band. Her opening scene is her quitting her punk band because she's so, she's so punk. She's quitting the fucking punk band. And within that,

punk band is conformist. Yes. Yes. And within her rebellion, she adopts the save trans kids as a performative, as a performative, like, decoration to show how trans she is, or how offense, how punk she is. Right? Like she's dating punk Spider-Man or whatever. So much so that she's probably roped her fucking dad into it. Anyway, there's nothing it's, I think the movie's, the movie's very, very based. Yeah. At the end of the day. Huh.

But they ruined it in one scene. They ruined it in one scene. But you said it could have been really good. It could have been great, but they ruined it in one scene. Really? Yeah. Okay. They've got, because black Spider-Man, I don't know why all these white people are waking out about this movie and freaking out. It's black spider man and Mexican spider

man team up to destroy the universe. And it doesn't get fixed until white original spider man comes in and saves it all. Well, what do you guys want? This is a very racist theme that's happening in here. Once again, black, black Spider-Man and Mexican Spider-Man are fighting. Maybe they didn't want black and Mexican Spider-Man to be Spider-Man at all. Again, to begin with. Maybe, I don't know. Anybody can be Spider-Man. That's what I'm, yeah.

Yeah, I think her character takes on the trans thing in line with the punk aesthetic, which is like the way a lot of kids embrace it, I think. It's like, oh, you guys hate, you guys hate trans shit? I'm fucking pro trans as a good man. That's, it's rebelling. That's like the definition. It's like, I'm fucking trans. I'm queer. You don't even know about that. Right. You suck cocks. It's the, you know, what, it's the Marlon brand. What are you rebelling against? What do you got? What do you got? Right? That is kind of, we got heteronormativity.

I'm fucking rebelling. So kids are. You can say this, I say fuck you. I don't know how you can see that movie and think it's actual, like it's pro. Huh. But I don't, I mean, I don't care if you do. I like picture, I picture all women in all movies as trans because I hate seeing women in movies.

Yeah. Even like Dr. Strange love, the secretary at the beginning. Right. Trans. Yeah, even like Dr. Strange love the secretary at the beginning. Right. Trans. Yeah. Yeah, just easier to watch.

Right. Got it. Okay. Let's see. Here we go. Oops. Hey, Cationon, the single biggest problem that women have is when they fake too many entries. Yes.

Something where you'll happen. Right. problem that women have is when they fake too many injuries. Yes! Something where you'll happen. Right, right. I know. I got a little bit on. You know, like there's just like these little minor things that most guys just don't even notice. You know, happens to them in all of a sudden, it's kind of well.

And then an actual injury happens. And you just don't believe them. Because it's like, no, you're like, full of shit on the other ones. the other ones. Yeah. I believe you now, especially if you can't see it. It's something not obvious. Like, my ear really hurts. I can't edit those. I think you're stupid fucking hair. Maybe I had a lift of yourself for the first time. I don't know. My hair hurts. My hair hurts. My hair hurts and my teeth itch. My teeth itch. I slept wrong. My teeth itch.

Yeah, the problem is there's some guy out there with an erection that will believe her story. So you got to believe it, you know, you fucking teeth itch today. Yeah, I guess we could try new fabric softeners something. You know, you probably, yeah, let's get that light mask. The itch teeth light mask. All right, everybody, bye. I hope the streaming things worked better this week.

Cozy and kick. Um, yeah, looks pretty good. Okay, bye. Thank you. Yeah, looks pretty good. Okay, bye. Thank you.