The Dick Show - Episode 365 - Dick on Charity Scams

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Sean knows everything about the Titanic, $17 charity comics, a kid's Hitler drawing, not giving women any money, conservative thots vs lesbians, anti-semitism laws, and FedEx loses a package; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I just love the taste of alcohol. I mean, IPA, you know, it's a disaster. I really did. The beer, the beer truthers. It exploded. The like the beer scene exploded when I quit drinking and I, not, and not that it wasn't good before, like for when we were like underage, imagine if you had just quit doing cocaine. Now they got scented cocaine.

Right. Oh, beer was terrible in California for scores have no chance. They have to retreat into only cocaine. Right. Oh, beer was terrible in California for the course. Have no chance. They have to retreat into only fizz and charge. Yeah, they're going to only fans going to figure out a way to slap a fucking laser mask on there. You know that mask that 80s girl got last week? Yeah, did you return it?

Oh, you better believe I returned it. And then she told her, she saw that her friend had one and she goes, oh, my boyfriend just made me return mine. And she goes, well, you know, and he goes, because he said they're a scam. And she goes, well, you know, even if it works a little bit. Okay, well, you know. That's, you know, that's for women.

But you know, maybe it's a scam, but it might work a little bit. You never know. So, I'm not going to say he's wrong because that would be suicide. Right. But even if it works a little bit.. But even if it works a little bit, right.

Even if the lights on my face work a little bit, I'll be okay. I saw Pony with one of those things too. Oh, really? The hottest woman in the world. Uh-huh. It's like performative beauty treatments for hot girls, right? Well, it's a lot of that lotion and shit. It's for a lot of that fake.

Oh, none of that works. Yeah. None of it, right? The hot girls's, you know, that lotion and shit alone, that's fake. Oh, none of that works. Yeah. None of it, right? The only, right. The hot girls start young so they can like remind you of how hot they are. Right. And then the old women do it. I don't know why.

Like they just indoctrinated themselves with it, like the elephant with the rope leash on the foot, right? Yeah. Nothing that works. It's just doing it, even though they're, it's not a time machine. Right. It's just lotion. Nothing that works to actually rebuild anything

like collagen or anything like that is available without a prescription. Oh, don't say that. Don't say it exists somewhere. Certain, and it's a little bit that things can go, I think is it retinal that helps collagen production? Can I put that on my cock? But there's, yeah, right?

I throw my foreskin back after I was, I don't think there's transformed into a guy with no foreskin. Yeah, I don't think that I was mutilated by the medical industry into having less of a penis by volume than I would have otherwise had. I was genetically,

genderly transformed. Yep. Yep. Yep. I. Yep. I don't think there's anything over the counter that like any of that shit that's proven to do anything. You mean there's stuff that doctors could give women that will make them fuckable again?

Ooh, I don't know. Like you said, it's not a make a bath of it that we can just throw them into, like with a bulldozer, round them up outside of the nursing homes. Just like that. Yeah homes, just like a giant flea dip. Yeah, like, uh, uh, so I like green, like with a bulldozer and just like bulldozer

all these old broads into a vat of pussy rejuvenating cream. Boy. I'm saying these things pictures of my head of like bulldozers at the end of World War two. Oh, now you made it anti-Symmetic. I don't know what I did, but it's anti-Symmetic. That's like I hate the game. I hate my school video days. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Yeah.

Yeah. You ever have Simon? I never had that. I hate, I hate games like that. Yeah. I hate thinking games. Yeah. The memory games like that are just like.

My girlfriend goes, yeah, let's play some video games like that. Let's play a puzzle game. It broads, broads, love these fucking puzzle puzzle games. Well, she likes regular puzzles. Yeah. Well, that's, that's autism. I don't know what that is. Okay. This is a women thing. The more puzzles they do, the longer, the more they delay menopause. Did you know that? All wives tell. Right, right. You gotta wake up.

They don't admit this, but that's what they're thinking. Gotcha. She loves puzzle games. Yeah. And I'm like, me, I got, I got to figure out a lot of shit today. I don't want to come home after a hard day of tweeting

about Eric July. Are you still going? I, of course. I thought I was out. I was going to come back and review I saw him too and that was going to be it. But I keep getting pulled back in. Because he keeps talking shit about me. You in particular?

Yeah, because everyone's... Well, because I'm the only one that's been right. Like, yeah, the comic isn't any good. It's not a good story. But I don't care. I'm rich too. So I'm not jealous. There's not other people. I'm also successful at art.

Your art is just marketing, it's not writing. You're not a good writer and the comic isn't good. You should learn how to do it before you, $4 million, you buy a lot of things, you can buy a couple good Hollywood editors to tell you why your story sucks. You could read one book on story writing, that's all. It's probably only like $11.99 in Amazon,

called Save the Cat, read it, see if your story fits the fucking template, because if it doesn't, it's not a story. There's not anybody else saying this. No, that's the, the like your comics not good. No, because people with people in Hollywood don't fucking care. And because the fans are, the fans are insane. Well, yeah, somebody with a sort of video defending me. And then they deleted it. They're like, I had no idea how many people just like fucking hated you. Oh, like yeah, well, you tried. Sorry. You tried. Eric, July, I mean, we all just pull it't. You can't. I some fund razor. So first, a guy, a dickhead wrote me today and said that he's been selling unread copies

of I some on eBay. Who has? He has the dickhead. He's been selling them on eBay to Eric's fans as sealed and unread because Eric's fans don't know that they're for sale on the website. So they go on eBay and buy them at- Why would they not know they're for sale on the website? Because they're retarded.

They have internalized the idea of it as a beanie baby, as a very valuable collectible. So they go straight to eBay and look for, look to get in on the ground floor or maybe not the ground floor, but paying way too much for it. They're paying $20 over sticker price. So he goes to the website, orders the copies and puts their address from the eBay sale in on the... Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Okay, comics for kids. This is, this is, this is very fucked up. I'm gonna load up a good one. This is a, I saw him as under comics books for kids.

Yeah, this is just the ill-advised arc. Who is this? This is I saw number two, the ill-advised arc. Oh, that's the name of it. That's the name of the book. I thought it was about the old storytelling or the character arc or something. Sean, I'm sure he wouldn't even be able to understand

what you're talking about. Here is the comics for kids. Now, does this, this is for sale on the isomic website. This is from the site. This is from the site. This is on the crowd funder. This was launched to generate publicity for the crowd fund.

I assume I presume, right? Why else would you launch a thing for kids? To charity, to get more, it's a marketing ploy, right? I'll fly on a dealer. We're giving you a fucking hot. You're a teacher, you're giving you a 1500 bucks to get your kids silly putter. So you can make cocks and teach them how to put condoms

on the cocks, right? Sure. Helpful Honda dealer. It's marketing. It's fine if it's also charity, but it's also marketing. Yeah, first and foremost. Yeah, so he does comic books for kids.

Now, what is this? This is a very sick looking kid, right? He's not. Well, he's got a like a terminal illness fucking kid, right? He's got an IV and he's, is that, are those two sides of a hospital bed with buttons on him? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charity. So you can buy a, you can buy it. I saw him for a kid for 17 bucks.

I don't want that kid to die. I definitely don't want his last memory to be what the fuck was that story? I'm just a kid. I can't understand why someone would create such a shitty story. Shorten his life. Mommy, why does the main character not speak good grammar? Why does he say what that got to do with me? Is that a typo? Oh no, sweetie, that's just, that's called performative ignorance

that black guys who are successful will cling on to it's like a it's like a minstrel show. Mommy, what's a minstrel show? Honey, here, let me just correct the grammar for you. Stop asking these questions. Stop asking these questions because it's very hard to explain white guilt marketing. Oh man. Yeah, I think you're going to get a video now. This is why everyone always

picks on me. Yeah. I know what you're doing. Oh, geez. Shocking. Yeah. Everyone knows what you're doing. Oh, God. Cause I'm between races. So I can say this stuff. Yeah. I have a, or you're not a lot of none of them. I blogged that of them. I get slipping between them. I slide right in between them. Race. I in between them, raise, I know what you're doing, like that. Well, there definitely is that thing where, you know, some people is like, it's here, if you're mixed, like you're not either one.

That's right, you know, like your fight over a reality, you're both, but to some people, you're not either one. You're not, you have no idea what I'm capable of. You're not enough of each one're not a dick. You have no idea what I'm capable of. You're more than enough of each. And each one. Which one was my dad? Mm, you don't know. Oh, really blowing your fucking baskets over there with my racial ambiguity.

So I saw number one, you can donate it to sick kids. So this poor kid who has cancer, unfortunately not cancer of the eyes. Mm, so he still has to read a cancer. He's gonna have it after he still has to read a cancer. He's gonna have it after he gets done reading Isom. I mean, his eyes are pretty big right there. I mean, he's like, holy shit, made $4 million.

What? So here's my, here's my boggle with it. It's 1750 for one book donation. So where does the money go? The book costs, how much do you think it costs to make a comic book like $250? $3 max to make a fucking comic book. Make one?

I mean, you're doing charity, you're giving, it depends on the amount printed. I mean, not one, like $50,000. I mean, a lot. The discount, the discount's come with volume. Because once the setup and stuff is done, let's ballpark, at least to the old days with actual presses.

Is this the same? Is this the same? They still use presses? Yeah, I guess they do, huh? It's a ballpark. Yeah, three bucks. I got what's always my idea. I have five bucks.

Yeah, no idea. I can't believe it would be that high. So where's the money going? Well, I was going to the kid. Well, that's going to buy a box of good comics to throw. You can buy, you can probably be a million comics with 17 bucks and giving the kids, here you go, here you go.

Oh, here you go. You got a donation from Dick Masterson of $100 worth of comics. It's like an infinity amount of comics. Here you go. Oh, shit awesome. Oh, here you go, Bittlittle Billy. You on the other hand got a nice automation

of a 70 bucks, oh, it's one comic. Right. Billy. You on the other hand got an ISOM donation of $70. Oh, it's one comic. Right. You know what I'm saying? Oh, of course. Is the money going in his pocket? Well, kind of an operation is. Well, it would help to say, you know, but it doesn't say.

All money goes to, no, it would help if it did say something like, he gets the comic and whatever profits after expenses, which they always put in. All profits are all, after expenses go to so expenses. Why is it 17 bucks? It ends up being a write off. We're out more than 17 bucks. Oh, it's cost us. It's costed us so much in marketing.

They get to work out. Is this does this not seem a little fucked to you? Well, I mean, to 17 bucks, one donation, if all they're getting is the comic book for $17.50, that's insane. Yeah. Uh, this one, yeah, same one. You can donate 10 books for $155. There's the discount. So is it a discount?

So is it a discount? Are you getting a discounted rate at $15? We're donating 10? Because that's selling off of a little sick kid with an IV and pocketing the amount, it's not a marketing, it's no longer marketing, that's just evil. Yeah, yeah. I have no idea why the kid would get one comic book for

that for either of those amounts of money. Oh, wait a minute. And also donate. You get the same, you get the same comic 10 times. I guess they give him just 10 different kids. Okay. So the shipping and handling is even more. I presume you got it. Oh, here you go. Oh, well, here you go. Jesus Christ. I don't know, man. How have you wanna get, if you wanna get the magic of Isom

out to a bunch of cancer-ridden to the kids who didn't think it could get any worse? And then you drop this fucking stinker on them. Oh, no. The doctor comes in and shits right in their face. Oh. And then he's also got a copy of Isa. All right, here we go.

Let's start the show. I don't know. Oh, did I not connect it again? Oh no. God damn it. There, that's not muted. Yes! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Maybe it's all on the up and up. I don't know. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Oh, hot. You guys should know that all that money goes to them or something

It seems like a man Welcome to dick you want to get you to get you love to you guys to show us a contest Give me a lot from Mount Bunker deep in the hottest city failure. I'm your hostic master AKA the 20 million dollar man Showing me as always is a world touring LA based and show on the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. How you doing? Thank you for not killing yourselves, joining us today in this Sunday, Sunday, lovely Sunday.

If you wanna help some kids with cancer, go to patreon.com slash the dick show. You can also donate a membership, not discounted at all to get children with cancer. I'll go outside of a hospital, like say anything and hold a boom box over my head, and they can hear a redacted episode for profanity. It'll be about five minutes long. Right.

Um, still a better value. That's interesting. I mean, I don't know. But he wouldn't be giving the balance of the money or whatever, because it's like, who knows? Maybe they got great insurance, or maybe they did, you know, I mean, the kids, yeah, I mean, what I'm saying is like, maybe they don't need the money.

Maybe the kids definitely don't need the money. They're dying. It's a very expensive comic book for a kid. Yeah, it really is. The kids are gonna gum it up, you know, get their fucking fluids and IV all over it. But it won't that that means there'll be fewer mint condition. That's true. It's sell on eBay. I would think that yeah.

I'm looking for this speaking of kids. I'm looking for this this survey, but I guess I didn't save it correctly. God dammit. And now I'm all fucked up. I got anti-Semitism laws. Did I not? Did I seriously not fucking save it? Fuck me. I'm gonna find it. Now I'm gonna find it out of spite. Wait, what are you looking for? My survey. Your survey. I'm looking for a survey.

Right at the start of the show. Good. That up right at the beginning. Good. Cause I knew I had it after a banner start. Oh, don't look at those lesbians. Yeah, Sean. Okay. Bye.

Unless you want to know something caught my eye that it was, I don't know. Lesbians caught your eye because you've been, uh, you've been groomed. That's why I look at this depressive symptoms in in 8th, 10th, and 12th grade. Oh, sure. Half of teens now, half of teens now say they don't enjoy life. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they'll transitioned into adulthood perfectly.

They really are kids really are ahead of where we were at that age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, most of them. Yeah, so. And maybe that's like, maybe it makes high school more enjoyable. If everyone's just as depressed as we were, you don't have to look around and see a bunch of like fucking smart people enjoying it, everything.

Yeah, yeah. Wow, they're really having a good time. Yeah, everybody's just having a bad time now. That's one of my, to be perfectly honest, that's one of my oldest feelings is being on the playground, like in preschool or kindergarten. School. Yeah, no, no, all the time.

I have memories waiting and looking at other kids and going like, there, like, I don't want to be here. Like, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do any of that. I don't want to be around anyway. No, and I remember noticing that they were different than I was. Because they were actually having a blast. Yeah.

And I just couldn't wait for it to be over. Yeah. I can't do anything right. They ask kids that. Doesn't that kind of put the idea in their head if it's not there? Or maybe you could do anything right? I never thought about it actually. No, maybe it's a questionnaire.

Like I can or can't do. I mean, still I mean you would see it, but. My life is not useful. That's gone up from 27%. It seems like these things were pretty consistent over the since 1990 to about, what is that? 2015? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that started to really just skyrocketed. Yeah. Right around the time of when Trump came up and all the

government and big tech companies decided to call everyone a racist and basically lock us in this dystopian hell that's fueled by investments from the federal reserve that we cannot escape from. Look, it started that we can't even pay the debt on. Yeah, go ahead. I was going to say the first kind of sharp increase was somewhere around like 2014. 2014. Yeah.

It's kind of, it's interesting. I get, I get COVID. COVID. Yeah, I get COVID too. But then all of a sudden, I'm kind of surprised that it was that early according to this. Yeah. I guess that was around when Obama started. Well, when ever 2008 was Obama.

Eight and twelve. Yeah, but this is the ramp up would have started right. Like you said, what did you say? The 14, 20, 14. So that was six years into Obama. Yeah. Huh. I don't know.

I don't think I got very racially around then. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think that increasingly racially could have combative. It could have been. My life is not useful and blue. I do not enjoy life. Oh, man, look at how fun life was way back. In 1991 to 2014, you had to be a real stinker.

Only 23% of people said I do not enjoy life of kids. And then right here, it hit the cliff and skyrocketed 50%. Good times. Good times. I don't enjoy life. hit the cliff and skyrocketed 50%. Good times. Good times. I don't enjoy live, why? I mean, why? I mean, how much time do you have? Right.

What are you? What is something that's important to you? Well, you know, wealth and inequality. Okay. How about, how about, how about, how about you name the reasons why I should be enjoying you? You name things that make you happy right? Well, I like hearing about reproductive rights all the time. Yeah. Uh, well, you know, I like, uh,

I like hearing about, I like hearing about Bernie Sanders. Uh, I like that our, I like that our LGBTs are getting the, the respect and that we're, we are in the streets fighting for them and black people love it. I think kids, the more representation we're getting. Kids are just, they're worried about too much, too young age. You think so? I do. Yeah, can't do anything. Too young an age. Right, so they feel, and they're out of control anyway.

They don't, they don't have to control anything. Right. That's true. Right. But you're at least supposed to, you know, in the past, you're able to, to, to let it, to let yourself, that's not supposed to correspond with the other two. But you should be able to enjoy life without being able to do anything right.

In fact, it should increase. You're enjoyment of life. Look at women. Yeah. They're in love with every day. They're so fucking thrilled with themselves. They can't stop talking about how fucking happy they are and how many friends they have

and how much loving and living matters to the hashtag, blessed. Hashtag blessed. There you go, that's what I was looking for. Good times. Good and this guy shipped me in a, I feel bad about this. This guy shipped me in a sculpture.

The guy who made that sculpture review. Yes. Ship me in a sculpture in FedEx lost it. It's all the time they, yeah, it's the only time they've lost something that somebody sent to me at the PO box. Really? So I go in there and I'm like, oh yeah, this package,

the scan says it got dropped off and she goes, well, we don't have this scan. We don't have it. I said, hey, you know, dig around. So it's a little bit more time to that center. I don't, yeah, it's delivered to the little tiny PO box store. I got that. Pop sculpture.

Okay. I said, go back. I don't care if you have to just sit there and play on your phone, but go back and like make me think that you were rooting around in some boxes. You know, and who knows? Maybe you'll get bored of your phone and trip over and actually have to root around. But do it more than a little bit what you did. So she'd go, go and pretend to look for it and she comes back to you. Yeah, it's not here.

They scan one thing and it checks them all in. Okay, well that's kind of ruins the point of having a scan. It does. But I understand you're not in charge of it. Next time he comes, next time he comes, can you tell him to take a look around the truck like I just told you, use what I did as a template for your own behavior

when he comes back. I don't need you to understand why, the reason why I'm asking you, but I just need you to understand, to say that you'll do what I did, but with someone else. And if you can get close to that, that's fine. It'll work.

Yeah, it'll work, trust me. It goes, well, it's not the same guy every time. I said, yeah. Okay, that was the one, lady. Well, when the one, when the same one, how many could you possibly have? Do you have an infinity of FedEx guys that are delivering here every day? A new one is born out of the earth, like orcs, and each one is new and unique.

Driving the fucking truck here, you're telling me you never get the same one twice. And there's so many you could impossibly say, hey, can you check the truck for one of the things that maybe you didn't, she's, I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't, I mean, when was it even dropped off? So you do know, so you are aware of the concept. She should know when it was dropped off. Possibly from the scam set.

She should know when it was dropped off. Possibly from the scam set. Possibly from the scam set. She should know when it was dropped off. Possibly from the scam set. Possibly from the scam set. She should know when it was dropped off. Possibly from the scam set.

Possibly from the scam set. Possibly from the scam set. Possibly from the scam set. Possibly from the scam set. Possibly from the scam set. reading what's in the computer, even looking around the floor and what's around them, to quite possibly avert one tiny, understandable, expected mistake. I was unable to do. Yep. Well, you think maybe you could you recognize, if you saw the same one, could you recognize him? Are you aware of the concept of the same guy delivering it twice?

How many could they, they could be like three or four maybe? Yeah or two? Maybe, yeah. Probably one. Yeah. Well, it's a different guy. Well, you know the UPS guy's different, right?

What do you mean? At this point, I just expect so little of people that you would assume at any moment, I could walk to a normal person and say, hey, that box didn't get delivered, you know what to do. Yeah. Right? Of course, I know what to do. I'm going to ask the guy and see if I can motivate some sort of a change that we're

expecting. We'll get there. Maybe we won't find it. It exists. The box exists somewhere on the fucking earth. It exists somewhere along the chain of me to the guy't find it. It exists. The box exists somewhere on the fucking earth. It exists somewhere along the chain of me to the guy that sent it. And I don't think he sent a, I don't think he pranked FedEx because they would have to be complicit in the prank.

Well, and you know that it is, it's the chances of it being somewhere along the side of the road. Very low. Very, very low, which means it's on a bomb where truck somewhere. Yeah, where packages go. It either impossible. Yeah, impossible. Let's see, there's a bonus episode, W at P bonus episode, back on the Patreon, Patreon.com slash the dick show. We're backed by backed up by slash the Dix show.

I gotta get more people on that. Yeah. People have big, big time platform fatigue right now. I believe that is everybody's getting blown out of everything. That's what I, yeah. And there's all this money sloshing around. Yeah. All this political money sloshing around.

Yeah, sure. To buy, got will people up. But even if you're not a creator, sign up there. It's free. Sign up and try it out. You can let me know what works and doesn't work. Blockchain is the only thing that's gonna fix any of this. Everything else is a scam.

Oh, how about that submarine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some good news after all. I do enjoy that kind of stuff. I enjoy people hoisted by their own retard. It's hard. Yeah. We're going to go check out the Titanic.

Oh, yeah. Why did they crash? Well, the fucking captain wouldn't listen to everybody warning him about icebergs and a, well, an a moanless night. They're like, man, don't, you got to slow down or maybe like pump the brakes a little bit. There's no moan. That could be icebergs all over the fucking place. You know what's so funny? I know better. I got to make the rules maybe pump the brakes a little bit. There's no moan. That could be icebergs all over the fucking place.

You know what's so funny? I know better. I got to make the rules to break the rules, son. Back in the end, get to the top of the bean heap without eating some shit. Back in the day. I don't know about that, bud. Back in the day, the normal course of action

was to maintain your cruise speed and rely on the lookouts and steer around them. They didn't consider icebergs, because icebergs had been hit before with not catastrophic damage. Now, it's kind of a luck of the draw how you hit the fucking thing, right? But that was the normal thing to do was just,

now also the guys up there in the crow's nest, they didn't have any binoculars. They didn't have any binoculars. They were locked in a fucking cabinet. They And the same guys at the UPS store. And because can you watch it, hey, we're doing the ship. Do you know what to do up there? Yeah, I got it.

They switched out one of the crew. You were supposed to look for icebergs. No, no one told me that. Yeah, they knew, but they, one guy was, they reshuffled the crew. So then like, they did, they did an Epstein situation. One guy, one guy got off who may or may not have had the key to the locker. Yeah, there's no way, way, way, what? I was joking. Yeah, yeah. There was, they literally, there's you know,

a bunch about the time. They didn't have, they didn't have binoculars. There's a few reasons, maybe why one of which was either locked on board the ship or they were locked at the port. In either case, there was one guy who was who was removed from the ship to put to go on another ship. And so they reshuffled the like the chain of command like the guy who was like, so I wasn't Epstein situation. Well, is this a fucking, is it a scam? No, like it synced the Titanic on purpose. No, I don't think so. I read something I said they swapped the Titanic with another ship Well

What do you mean? There was a bunch of guys that they wanted on the Titanic to die and usually I'd write that off But now you're telling me Epstein level stuff. No, it was just one guy. It was just one guy and it was like You know the bottom line, it was also a perfect story. I'm binoculars. And that was a mistake. You should have had binoculars. Well, of course.

And super calm seas and also the fact that the light, when you're, it's easier to see an iceberg, I guess in choppy seas. I don't know if it's because you get the reflection better. It comes at you from different angles, but they now know that pack ice, you know that there's going to be pack ice when the water is dead flat like it was. So they, Are you in James Cameron ever sat down and talked this out? No, but I like this stuff.

Probably be an interesting conversation. I like this stuff, but that's, and so basically he should have been going slower. Well, yeah, but again, they said, hey, man, why don't you fuck it chill out? He was. That was for whatever. Well, there's also a quote of him. It's kind of the, you know, the hubris of, of, of man, right? That's why it's so funny where he said something like, he, like guys, you ever, you ever see, he was Edward Smith by the way. And he said something like, I can't imagine any situation that would cause a, you know, a ship to founder. You're modern. You're modern.

You're modern. You're modern. I think founder is the term. The fuck does that mean? I think, I don't, I don't, maybe it's flounder, but no, you're probably right. Founder, where it's, I just remember the founder means to become submerged. Oh, he said he couldn't imagine a scenario where a ship sinks. He said modern shipbuilding has gone, has moved beyond that, beyond everything.

Because it was, it was, it was a, what do they, so he's not an engineer. I can imagine a lot of scenarios where a ship sinks. So the guy, you know, Andrews was the guy who built the ship. He was on board. He died that night. But he said there was a set up. There should be a double hole, the whole, the whole way. It had a partial double hole. I guess they fucked that up. There should also be enough lifeboats for everyone on board. It would have cost

them an additional, that I disagree with would have cost them an additional $16,000 for lifeboats for everybody. But they didn't want to obstruct the views. Oh, because yeah, remember? Wow, so it really was like this stupid stuff. Well, also, you think the lifeboats, nobody thinks that the ship would go down that quickly too. Lifeboats were there just in case, while other, they were not made to be survived on either.

It was like, because other ships would be in the area, you would, you know, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and just blind, like, it's not my problem, not my problem kind of thing. It was just, it was arrogance. There was no 24, seven emergency people because they didn't even work for the ship, the ships at the time.

They worked for the telegraph companies. It was all about, they weren't thinking they were gonna ever broadcast Mayday signals. They were broadcasting, they were relaying messages, hardy signals. Messages from passengers to coast. To coast. They were going to like, here we come.

You know, to get your tits out or coming in hot. Yeah. So we're going fast too. There were all kinds of, oh god, one of the wireless operators was like, he got a warning from another ship, hey, there's pack eyes up, a. A he goes, hey, get the fuck off of here. I'm working. Stop fucking up our buzz, man. We're partying over here.

Because it went because of the way that the one talks at a time. Yeah, that it works. It was like, so the ship that's close, it's just blasted in his ear. He's trying to relay messages to fucking Newfoundland. Oh, man. So, I mean, there's all kinds of stuff. No, this stuff just makes it so much funnier. All kinds of fuck ups.

So all kinds of just no systems in this stuff just makes it so much funnier. All kinds of fuck ups. So, all kinds of just, no systems in place, no provisions for actual emergencies. Even the way they, even the way they abandoned the ship was not understood correctly. There's the whole, one guy took the order to mean women and children first. The other guy, one of the other guys took it to mean women and children only.

So they were putting women and children, super-sempsp in a fucking boat and shoving it off with like they could hold like 150 hundred and 60 people. They were filling out with like 17 people and shit. How are they going to know how to keep the boat afloat? Women and kids who's going to pilot the boat? They would then they would grab like one guy's money. Oh, we got to get to New York. Let's start rocking the boat. One of them one of them was launched upside down. That's funny. Yeah. One of the well what they them was launched upside down. That's funny. Yeah, one of the, well, what they had clavicle boats, I guess, like Indiana Jones three, they sat on top of it.

They sat on top of it because it was like fucking, I don't know, flipping it. Well, I guess I got caught in the ropes when it flipped, it flipped over before it was lowered. It was, I mean, it was just, it was idiocy on display, but again, it was, it was, it was, you got to realize that this is 1912, this ship is almost 900 feet long. That was unheard of. Have you been to the identical ship of it in the, down in the port?

Is it Long Beach? Well, that's the Queen Mary. That's a larger ship. That was, that was made. No, there's one that's the port. What is it? Long Beach? That's the Queen Mary. That's a larger ship. That was that was made. Oh, there's one that's the same. Well, they had it had sister ships that had the Britannic and it had the Olympic. The Olympic is the one that actually sank. Did you know that? They all sank. Well, they well, the Olympics, the one that sank with everyone thinks is the Titanic. Maybe the Olympic. Maybe the Olympic was one of the gold and they sank the Olympic, maybe the Olympic was, they stole all the gold and they sank the Olympic. One of them sank very early in its, and the other one, maybe it didn't, maybe it didn't

sink and it was, or it sank later. I don't think that any of the, they call them the Olympic class ships. That was the footprint was bad name, probably. Basically, that name now. Well, and that was a white star. I think was the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, probably. Basically, the name now. Well, and that was a white star. I think was the one that Titan was probably a mistake. You know, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, maybe just probably,

probably, you know, just thinking that you fucking know everything about everything, because you got a bunch of money, fucking. It's a girl boss man. I'm a girl boss, my way, under the ocean. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work. I'm a girl boss my way under the ocean. I don't think that's gonna work. I was almost just, it's got, you know,

it's, there's a term, do diligence, you know, I mean, as the passenger, it should be do diligence. I mean, you know, fuck them too. Like I'm supposed to feel bad for like these, and it's like, hey, why don't you check this guy out? You know what? What do you think is qualifications? Like what gives him the right to take you fucking miles

below the surface? What is it down to around 12,000 feet, something like that? Yeah, I don't know. You know, when you want to check that out. Yeah, you know what? You know what, the secret is? The fuck them all. The secret to life is you don't have to care about anything.

Yeah. You can actually just, yeah. Yeah. And people will try to bully you. Women will try to bully you into care about anything. Yeah. You can actually just, yeah. Yeah. And people will try to bully you. Women will try to bully you into caring about everything. Yeah. But you don't have to care about anything. Yeah.

No, you don't. You really don't. You can just chill out. But it doesn't affect you at all. But it is funny because hubris played a huge part in both of those. Yeah. You know, disasters. Did you know I was almost on the Titan?

I did know that. You did know that. I knew that. I met that CEO when I was getting home, when I was almost on all the 9.11 flights. But yeah, I met that guy at another flight home. Right. Cause he was almost on one of the 9.11 flights too.

Yeah. So we got to talking about that. And then during COVID, he had emailed me and said, I'm building this sub. Right. Do you want to give it a shot? And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. That's the way to do the live show, I think that would. So I had to call it off. Right. Well, you're priorities were right though. So how did that guy who knew all the same shit, you know, I'm not saying that as much as you know,

he'd been down to the Titanic like 37 times. Oh, I think that he had been down to the Titanic. There wasn't it? Yeah, one of the guys that died on that, not on the Squish sub. Oh, but not on that sub, right? No. Oh, I was gonna say that because that sub had,, but not on that sub, right? No. Oh, I was gonna say, because that sub had done things before, right?

It's retarded. It had gone to the Titanic once. It went four times. It had gone four times. And it was like that carbon fiber in general. Yeah. It's one and done. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like a cast bandages on top of each other. You don't squish it in the open it, squish it. Right. That's how you destroy it, right? Yes, you can't really tell. You can't even tell on one if it's gonna make it. Right. Yeah.

If you got one, you got one, that's the end of it. Yeah. There's no more. Yeah. How did he not, how did that guy not see it? Oh, you know, the guy who had been down to the expert? Well, what, no, wasn't the expert, wasn't there an expert, just he's a Titanic expert, right?

Well, I guess, we've been down the fucking 37 times. And that's a merciful expert. Oh, fuck. I suppose not. I haven't, right, yeah, I mean, he's not like a, like a naval, you know, engineer, you know, designing submersibles and all that kind of stuff, you know. They have

the, you know, the, the Navy ones like that. It was, well, yeah, it's, yeah. Shit. Yeah. You think you have any memory, like last memory? No. I don't think so. Not even when you're like a goo, like maybe your brain is still like touching, like, do you have like a, poop, poop, like, ah, fuck fuck like when people like shit all over me get to capitated you know it's like how long is it going yeah I mean you think your head's still going you get to capitated you're blinking and stuff like oh shit

I mean have you ever been knocked out like that second like ah fuck maybe but I think when you're actually like a little little goo that might be two catastrophic a failure to know maybe you got a second. Maybe. Oh, god. I believe it got now.

Oh, right. No deathbed, confessions. Yeah, that's, and then James Cameron, what pisses me off about it is, so first of all, everyone's trying to ruin our good time. Everyone's trying to ruin how funny it is. I just, I, I, Obama, I can't feel bad for, for any of funny it is. I just, I, Obama. I can't feel bad for any of them. I think everybody on that.

You're lying. If anyone feels bad about it, they're feeling bad for themselves. Erigan just fucking, look, my money buys me intelligence. That's, I know better. It's just fucking Steve Jobs. He had the only kind of pancreatic cancer.

That's terrible. That's easily curable. Pancreatic cancer is a death sentence normally. He's getting a jackass. Yeah, and here he goes for a fucking year. He goes, I'm gonna do fucking juice cleanses and acupuncture and all this fucking, cause I know fucking better.

Yeah. Cause I'm fucking Steve Jobs. Fuck you. You got exactly what you deserved. You stupid, stupid mother fucker. It's good when rich people die because they can infect so many people's brains with their mind viruses,

with their fucking hubris. Like one thing, so I'm going to know everything. Look at me. Of course. You got to girlboss it up like me, man. This is the way to go. Like I got some real, I'm thinking of some real crazy esoteric things.

Like, bro, you just invented Velcro. Like you're not, you know, like a thinking guy. How do you stop doing that? Like the thinking guys think the engineers and stuff that know not to put carbon fiber in touch with titanium. And there's been plenty of their stuff in one of the grades faster than in ordinarily wood. You know, there's stuff that, you know, this all checks out on paper, the math works,

but then there's something that doesn't, but no, but not here. No, it's once. But then there's something, no, no, I don't mean in that particular case. I mean, I talk about these guys who are, you know, who built things like that to actually work. And it's like, but then there's like, oh my God,

there was a wild card out there that like nobody could have, we couldn't have foreseen with the way that the seawater is. Oh, so it's like, oh my God, we like, we fucked up even then and they dotted way more eyes and crossed way more tees than this fucking dipshit did. Yeah. Um, but it's like anybody who costs $250,000, it's got to be safe. Gotta be safe. Yeah, I mean, who would $250,000? It's gotta be safe. Gotta be safe. Yeah, I mean, who would charge that for such a long time?

First of all, we're a part of the democratic process. We're a part of the industrial, of the process of industrialization. What do you mean, tested? We're doing progress. We're doing progress. And every midwit, you're the, you're the, you're the, it's fantastic.

Every fucking midwit that I see is celebrating like the spirit of like a, of pioneering like, well, you know, we have to respect the spirit of pioneers. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, you know, we have to respect the spirit of pioneers like, no, it's already been. The pioneers have been way beyond him. You guys, you loud mouths, he just cheap shitted it. Think you can just post modernize science and technology. Right. You can't. Right.

You are a slave. You are not, you are a slave to it. Yeah. You can have think your way around the forces of nature. Yeah What was I gonna say? Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty consistent down there You know what I mean? Yeah, it acts the same way 12,000 feet of water acts the same way. It's just What you're in you know, it depends on you know depends on

You know how it's ever connected anytime anytime that does something is funny and this is funny What you're in, you know? Depends on, you know, depends on, you know, how it's ever connected. And anytime, anytime that does something is funny and this is funny. And ever at first, it's funny. And it's just fun. It sucks your joy out of you. Like Obama came out and said like,

well yeah, everyone's like, everyone's upset about this. So everybody's trying to save them, but no one's saving all these Greek migrants from Syria and Pakistan. There's a ship full of, full of rapists from Syria and Pakistan and Palestine that a ship full of rapists from Syria and Pakistan and Palestine that we're sending into white people countries. Nobody's jumping to help them,

because they all sank and died. Oh, yeah, man. Oh, wow, fucking, you're really making this fucking funny sub thing so much less funny to me by with this fucking rape boat that you guys were schlepping in to Sweden or whatever you were doing with that. The rape boat. And then somebody told me that series was canceled way too quickly by the way.

Rape boat. Not even developed yet. It wasn't you. Got it. Still being. Yeah. We're going for a rape. Not again.

Yeah. This week again. Yeah. It's like clue in the love boat. It's like clue mixed with the love boat and law and order special victims unit. Yes, done done, right? Yeah, there's been a rate. There's been another rape on the board.

Law nor the SUV. The C SUV. Yeah. It's SVU, right? Special, yeah. That's the sopranos. He's like law nor the SUV. Oh, it's like the SS, the SSU, right? Especially, yeah. Because of the sopranos. He's like, lawn or the SUV? Oh, it's like the SSU, the SSVU, the SS Victims Unit,

the lawn order humor for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody over 35. Oh, no. Good time. I was partying with kids two days ago. Oh, were you? Turkey Tom.

Who's Turkey Tom? What's it like? He's like a famous YouTuber. Okay. That's why we love him. That's why we love him. He's like the next Mr. Mediker, I think. Oh.

He's a really sharp guy, you know. One of those guys. Yeah. Oh, he's, you know, figuring. He wouldn't have been on that sub. No, he wouldn't have done that sub. He'd be like, carbon fiber. It was fun though.

We got loaded up. I was playing the piano with the kids and they're requesting songs. Like, man, my sister requests songs and I'm like, I've heard of that band. These guys are like, can you play like Fizz Bar and the Quizloids? I'm like, who the fuck is that?

They released this song about 20 minutes ago on YouTube. I can't know. I can't play that song. Sorry. Do you have any from the kinks or something that you want to hear? Yeah. I'm real good for my turn to get 60s through the early 80s. You know, like doing like, I don't know what it's called anymore. Scream or something.

Or not any of my chemical romance, but that's only because of my knowledge of music ends there. All right, well, sure it's not. I'm sure that's a boomer reference. Yeah, maybe. There's a because of my knowledge of music ends there. All right, well, sure it's not. I'm sure that's a boomer reference. Maybe there's a lot of fun. Vito's got a hell of a set of pipes on him too. I believe he can be loud.

Because he's like a fat Italian, so he's like opera. It's genetic. Yeah. Yeah. Here's his Vito loses, by the way. Yeah, okay. And had up another way for Vito to get money and I don't get any of it.

How much goes to kids with cancer out of this? Ha ha ha ha. Uh, none. So this is. $19 a pound. That's this is a smart contract. The back by the back by group made this 30 pounds. Vito has to lose 30 pounds in six months.

And if he does, he gets 561 dollars. 30 pounds in six months. That should be a fucking breeze. Well, it's not for somebody who's 310 pounds. Is he 310? Yeah, I made him way. Wow. To do this, he ended up in.

I didn't know he was that big. Can you imagine? He only has to lose five pounds a month. Yeah, it should be easy. And he's on ozimpic. He makes his own ozimpic. What is ozempic? It's a drug that, I think it disintegrates

every type of cell in your body. Jesus. It makes you, all the celebrities are on it. It makes you lose weight. But you also lose everything else. You lose something. Yeah, people are like dropping weight, like they're at a camp for weight loss.

Wow. A fat camp. A fat camp. So all he has to do is lose. And then if he misses three weigh-ins, he's out. Oh, three strikes and he's out. Or if he misses the final weigh-in, he's out and everybody gets their money back because of the smart contract.

But it doesn't even matter if he just show up to the way in. So it doesn't matter if you gain weight the first two as long as you're there by the end, right? I mean, well, yeah, but he's been doing the gain weight every month strategy for years. Yeah, I know. But I mean, I'm just saying on people, I mean, don't blow it because he didn't step on the scale. In other words, no, he's got six months, three pounds. Jesus, that should be easy. Yeah.

Fuck, it's one already. I didn't even cover all these interesting topics I wanted to talk about. Let's check in with Kozy Chat talking about the gay stuff. All right, well, there's tips.dick.show if you want to send it super chats. I don't know if they work. I haven't checked. The migrants shipped, they're trying to send it super chats. I don't know if they work. I haven't checked. The migrants shipped, they're trying to ruin it with pictures of that dumb kid. They're trying to ruin it with. Oh, yeah. The thing that pissed me off about it is James Cameron said

that he got, he knew on Monday that it was smushed. Well, I think they did that. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. We're not did that. Did they do an underwater smushing? I think that the Coast Guard, have they acknowledged that? Yeah.

Yeah, we heard that. Yeah. I think so. So you guys made us like, you could have told us that. There was a big smush sound. You know, right. It's like, well, kind of, kind of ruined the whole, like, countdown to them starving to death and like, imagining like, oh, are they going to kill each other to have more oxygen?

Yeah, but I'm, I mean, were you not entertained by those scenarios? Well, now I feel foolish. Well, but, you know, it wasn't like, you couldn't have known that it's like, there's a good chance that they were already dead. I did. I did think they were already dead. And a lot of people. And smushed.

A lot of, right. Well, but a lot of people did in. A lot of people don't understand what happens. It like, the term is crushed depth, right? That's what they rate submarines down to and stuff. most. A lot of people did it. A lot of people don't understand what happens. The term is crushed depth, right? That's what they rate submarines down to and stuff. And generally they can go below that. It's conservative a little bit, but they should never even approach that.

I just saw a lot. That annoys me. Why don't you say something? Yeah. Fuck you, Cameron. What do they say about the you say something? Yeah, fucking Cameron. What do you mean? Do they say about the family or something? You know, I mean, like the other one. That's way cooler to make the family think

that they're fucking suffocating, that they're fucking living in four days of terror. Totally. Their air is gonna run out. Yeah. That annoyed me. Yeah. And I was annoyed by it and he said,

well, yeah, well, it's like a national secret for detecting subs. Like, what, do you still think that there's such a national secret for detecting subs. Like, what, do you still think that there's such a thing as, at this point, do you think there's such a thing as national secrets anymore? We would, I mean, government said that you did a bad guy. Yeah. They're the invading force. The US government is the force that invaded this country and took us over.

And no one did anything about it. We're, there's no worse entity that could come in unless there's an alien race that just wants to eat us and frankly, I would welcome that because at least it would be simpler. At least I could go kill them. So the withering on the fine. Exactly.

At least I could die killing alien, killing something that is alive and knows I'm killing it. That is a much better way to go than being taxed into a cancerous death of dementia and purposelessness. Yeah. I'm getting another beer, hold on. Okay.

My waitress is on strike. Just left. Just left. Yeah. Oh, hi, Maddie. Ah, okay. Where were we? Yelling about dying for man. The government. Yeah, the fucking government.

Yeah, yeah, good shit. Ah, here's a gem. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, the fucking government. Yeah, yeah, good shit. Ah, yeah, here's a gem. This is the insightful commentary on space and the ocean. Uh-huh. Great time to remind everyone that a vacuum is even more hostile environment than the ocean and the claim of this that this special Five fucking big time and fuck it like Yeah, it's even worse. Yeah, whatever, you know

Space is not more hostile than the ocean. I mean, you know, it's not Don't you can survive for a couple seconds in space. Yeah. You cannot survive in the bottom of the ocean at all. No, no. I don't think these like flatter if there's a really fucking annoying. And the claim that this special needs science experiment made it 500,000 miles of travel in a vacuum the first time they got it going,

can you see how unbelievably stupid the moon landing story? You nailed it. I can't. Okay. Here is a Hitler drawing. Oh, okay. There's kids today that draw in Hitler.

You know, the kids, there's some kids out there that are really nailing it. Oh yeah. There, like some kids out there that are really nailing it. Oh, yeah, they're like some kids sent a Bun an entire school board into a meltdown because they refused to say their pronouns. They said their pronouns were USA Every time they asked all the kids would start chanting their pronouns are USA USA because basically Millennials Yeah, I have grown up as the like as being infinitely triggered by

anything, anything hateful, which is nothing. Like the surrealism is necessarily hateful, right? Like if your if your if your comedy comes from surrealism, like yes, my pronouns are like fuck you, and then just slurs. Like an avalanche of slurs would be a valid form of surrealist comedy, which is what their kids are doing. Yeah.

So here's another one. So the kids are really nailing it, I guess, as I'm saying. So here's another one. So the kids are really nailing it, I guess, I was just saying. This is what a young gentleman in... Look at that. Is that somebody who drew it? Like, it's like, oh no, I'm like seven,

but like he's really like 16. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Jewish teacher resigns after anti-Semitic harassment from a 12 year old. He's not the best artist, but you know, he evokes a strong emotion.

So who's to say? Well, that's that is what art artists are supposed to evoke something. Uh, you know, yeah, you're supposed to feel something about it. I'm pretty sure that Jews got into trouble by denying another guy, uh, his, his artistic merit, uh, before a Jewish middle school teacher in Massachusetts is resigned after facing, facing anti-Semitic harassment by a 12 year old student. I don't know if you can... Can you harass someone as a 12 year old?

These kids are harassing me. Like is it baby harassing you by crying? Right. Well you automatically have to think, is this adult not able to handle certain things? At what age? You know, are you guilty of harassment? Right, right. It's like, well, you're just being like an annoying prey.

I suppose that that- I don't think it's 12. Could harass another kid? Yeah, you know, but- Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, the adult should have the, like, the adult should have the, well, you can't,

the nuclear bomb. So they can't harass you. Right. Like if we're having a line of consent, you can't reverse it. As an adult, when someone's drawing Hitler, you're supposed to be able to punish the kid more than they can punish you. Yeah. So like, you know, there's a lot of laws that are reliant upon that.

Yeah. Morison, you know, there's a lot of laws that are reliance upon that. Yeah. Morrison Robley, huh. Maybe they miss 25 who's taught social studies at this middle school. Yeah. Said that the sixth grader began making the comments after the teacher led his students. No, he's Jewish. Well, that was a mistake. Hey, guys, I just want to let you know, I'm Jewish. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow, that can you just hold on one? Well, I got to start drawing Hitler now. Here's what kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jewish. Yeah. Got it. Kids will do that shit and not mean a thing like, I mean, they haven't even thought about it. It's like, oh, this will be funny. They just connect like Jews Hitler. he might not, there probably, probably doesn't

have any kind of problem with, with Jews at all. Like that's, they don't, kids don't think like that. Or he does. There's a reaction. Here's a reaction. Like I'm going to do it. You have no concept of mortality. Like you can't, if kids can't, like you can't have child soldiers because their brains aren't developed and they have no concept of life and death. The same thing right here. Right. You certainly can't blame them for not understanding the entire implications or more to. Yes. Like, well, yeah, they don't know. They're

just, they just know this will piss you off. And you are the one, you're the one exerting tremendous authority over them probably every day. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Dump fuck. Uh, school, school officials held a restorative circle in which everyone acted as gay as possible, uh, in which the student, roblly and an administrator reflected on the incident. Well, it's a, it's a good thing. It's a, it's a teaching moment. You drew that Hitler. You drew that Hitler?

You drew that Hitler thing. We're gonna have a, we're gonna have a little private meeting where you and the teacher that you were trying to piss off and the principal, another adult, probably a woman, take it as seriously as possible. Right. And if you don't take it seriously,

we're gonna yell at you. This is for your own benefit. And I think you're going to come out of this really, really liking us. Yeah. Yeah. Just describing this process to you is something that a normal human being would submit to. Right. The student didn't actually say anything during the meeting. As they won't. That probably should have queued me that this was not going to end. This was not going to end because the kid didn't say anything. Yeah. So it's like, oh no, clearly he's just going to,

he's going to keep drawing Hitler. Yeah, that's not why he didn't say anything during the meeting. Yeah, because he's going to get in trouble. Because you guys are fucking assholes. A few days after being sent to detention, probably said the boy gave him a sketch of Hitler standing over a dead person labeled Jew, surrounded by swaps because of canisters. Let's see the drawing.

Well, yeah. Let's see the drawing. And put that out. Again, they're censoring this poor kid. I mean, I, you know. Here's his note. Here's his hate speech note. Uh huh.

You wanna see that? Yes. Dear Mr. Robly. 12? I mean, right like this, I thought it'd be very well. Something just, something stinks about this. Maybe less social studies teaching. Maybe less talking about how Jewish you are

and more teaching about writing. Bro, I wrote better than that in kindergarten. There's no fucking, there's no doubt about it. Yeah, some's going on here. Uh, dear Mr. Roblie, I personally hate you with a letter U. Yeah. And there's, yeah, you and you're, and you're weird and you're weird. No cap man button.

So I switched, so I switched, telling a teacher, I don't appreciate you. Okay, so there's, there's, there you go. Yeah, excellent. That's funny, right? I can't believe you could read that. I, I, I, I'm seeing it now but. Yeah, yeah, I'm good at that. Yeah, that's, I'm good at that stuff with kids.

Okay. I hope you, I hope you have a fulfilling career. Mm-hmm. I don't think so. Whatever school you end up at. And that kid, I hope you continue drawing. Right. Because that's, that's fine.

That's that Hitler that Hitler they true. Jit identified a little only by the mustache like yeah it's you know the mustache you're like that's Hitler. It's kind of amazing like just how iconic that look is or it's like you everybody knows immediately it It's just a guy with a little like, you know, he's got a chaplin mustache. Yeah, right, right. Okay, here's, here's something for the other side now.

Oh, man, I really have a lot of stuff. We spent so much time talking about the Titanic. Oh, I know you were such an expert because it's fun. I, and you ever want to see it? Would that be, I mean, not real, there's not much left. I mean, there's some left that's probably not going to be around another 10 or 15 years. What? Because the, well, there's, there is a bacteria that eats metal down there.

It's actually, I think it's named after the Titanic. Really? Yeah, yeah, it's, I think it's hundreds, if not thousands of pounds of metal a day, it eats. So it's not only as a sea water corroding it. What's that you read this stuff? I mean, you start in Wikipedia and then you go from there. There's more than Wikipedia. Oh, yeah, links to other things

that you get where you get the whole article or you know. So it's, yeah, there's not a whole, it's disappearing daily. Yeah. I think maybe, yeah, it's, there's not a whole, it's, it's disappearing daily. Yeah. I think maybe between, between 10 and 20 years, there probably won't be much of anything left down there. There may be some out. I think they can see like the captain's bathtub now, because I think that's probably porcelain or something. Oh, because it's like getting eaten away. So you can see more shit. You can see more shit. Yeah. That's cool. I didn't know that. Also a couple of fucking couple of submersibles like a robots, you know, have cracked, have

crashed into it and like damaged. I hope they leave this one down there. Yeah. Well, what do you mean the Titan? I think there's a piece of like little, you know, like, no, no, the new one that's mushed. Well, that's what I mean. There's all that carbon fiber and shit. There's yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's, there's some things, but it's like, I know from game controllers down there. Yeah, yeah, the Logitech, you know. Oh, boy. You gotta get a name brand one, man.

You gotta get the real deal. Yeah. Plug it in, don't bloat tooth. Okay, here's something that conservatives are behaving retardedly about. Yeah, yeah. Here's something that conservatives are behaving retardedly about. Yeah. This is the quote, New York City dike march.

I did not say that. That's capitalized. That's what they named it. It's the hundreds of, no. Hundreds of, hundreds of naked adults, this is what this bitch says is going on here. Hundreds of naked adults are dancing in front of children. All right. First of all, lesbians. No religion in the world has ever cared about lesbians.

Right. It's men. It's men. Yeah, it's men being gay. It's always been. Because if you capture men's sexuality, you own them and you can use their violence and aggression on your enemies.

Nobody gives a fuck about lesbians. Right. In fact, they encourage it a little bit. Fine, a little bit. Yeah. But these dumb rods don't understand that. What is this woman, Savannah? Hundreds of naked adults are dancing in front of children at the New York City

Dyke March. The floaties that many of these children were playing on are supposed to be clitorisies per the woman who brought them. Okay. Here's the, here's the lesbians. Yeah, there are a lot of, I mean, I don't know. They're not the lesbians Yeah, there are a lot of I mean, I don't know they're not the lesbians. I imagine but they are a couple all those were just come on I black ones kind of I'm interested to see more

Yeah, oh Man you girls need a you girls need some fucking yoga, polotties. Get your ass to the gym, do something. Playing the fountains. Playing the fountains, but it's a little bit insane. Dancing in front of the house. New York City is a failing society. What kind of parents would bring kids to participate in this atrocious nude fest?

They're going after just being naked now. Well, yeah, now. Yeah, yeah, now, right? It's like the 17th century. It's like ever. Like Jesus was, they bathed naked in the year zero. Thanks a lot. They all went to public bath houses.

They couldn't just go to like target or a ross or whatever you're buying from now. Probably not. They didn't want to get their clothes all wet because then what are they gonna wear home? Wet clothes. Let's take the clothes off. You ever had like wet jeans?

Yeah, we have a wet jeans ever. Jesus isn't wearing any wet jeans, no. Looks like Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah. Well, from the photos I've seen of Sodom and Gomorrah, it's close. Isn't there like rapes happening in Sodom and Gomorrah? Was it just like a bunch of whoppest women?

Sodomite comes from? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I would assume so. Disgusting, these are people without God. Just dancing around. There's no shirt on. Yeah. Hmm. I see a young girl in the crowd. Doesn't this count as Kitty porn? Wow. Well, whoever had the video camera, I don't think that counts as child pornography to you.

I don't think so. A bunch of naked lesbians. I don't know. I mean, everybody's got a, I mean, if I was a teenage boy, I would look, but yeah. I don't think I would catalog it. Any of the images there. Right. No, no, no, no.

No. But, um, if you're a teenage boy and you're looking at, would look anger like yeah, I'm gonna remember that exact exact Yeah, Budweiser. Yeah, this is closer to National Geographic than it is playboy For a team their white something is an odd issue of National Geographic all these all these disgusting boob women are Topless women are white. How strange. Yeah.

It's like a curiosity more than something you'd put in the bank. I don't know what, I don't know what their problem is with this. They really lost the, It's just whatever it is. It's supposed to be gay guys. That's what you guys are supposed to hate. Right, not, you're supposed to hate gay men.

Well, you gotta hate, well, where you can? I guess, that's a losing strategy to me. Yeah, well, you know, but, but good luck with it. I wish you the best. Here is then one more and then we'll go to comments. I got stuff on unions. Man, I think I'm, I gotta save the union stuff for next week. All right. The Russian coup. How about that one? Do you see that? We mean the, the, the mercenary group or the, yeah, they're like, they fight all over the world, don't they? Yeah, then they were gonna march on Moscow,

and then they realized we're probably not a good idea. Do you think that they got some money from the Pentagon to do that? Who knows? Well, that would be funny if they duped them. I mean, you know, we're gonna take down, hey guys, this is a Wagner group. We're gonna take down Putin.

If you just give us $6 billion, yeah, and then they got to Moscow and they're like, oh yeah, we got $6 billion. You never know. I mean, he looked seem kind of performative. It did seem kind of performative. Or so or that's like, oh, wait a minute, he has the upper hand.

Like quickly. Well, yeah, it's, you know, let's get him. We got mine, we got back. We got back. We're going to say, yeah, never mind. We just don't kill us. Yeah, we're going to go back, but. Just don't kill us, got mine. We're going to go back. So it's like, yeah, never mind. We just, just don't kill us. Yeah, we're going to go back.

But I don't kill us. I forget it. It's going to stock market stuff. Yeah, sure. Stock market stuff. Let's do that. Oh, RFK. I'm fucking so sick of RFK.

I'm so pissed at that dumb nerd for not debating RFK and ending him on Joe Rogan. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, this is more nerd stuff anyway. I'll just read comments. Is anybody in Discord? I didn't connect to Discord, did I?

Oh no. Whoops. Is that me in the canta here at Discord, can't, yeah. Oh, oops. Somebody is in there though, in the green room. Ta-da. There. The short version is on the stock market, 90% of sell orders don't count for pricing

because they're settled externally in dark money pools, meaning that the cell pressure on stocks doesn't drive the price down like it should because it's settled off the main stock market, which is why things like GameStop fail because all the whole pressure that you need to make the short guys, like if it, sorry, both ways.

So the less stock there are, it should be driving the price up because they're settling off the off the stock market. It's not because they're buying it on the dark money pools. It's really fucking shady. Sure. Oh, yeah. And this is Gensler confirming it. It's a year ago January.

Yeah, yeah, fuck it. All right, if anybody wants to call in, call in. I see well-read user in there. Call in, join the live show if you want. Amarali, hey, Dick, I'm an Iranian listener, Iranian listener. It's absolutely true that people are leaving Islam. And it's also definitely true that Muslims,

mostly from Arab countries who got money for doing nothing. You know how much they make in Abu Dhabi just a year for being Emirati, like $85,000. There's a public UBI. Oh really? Cause they get so much money for, they get so much of our money for gas. Yeah, sure.

That they just, yeah, everybody gets 85%. You can see in this survey that less than 40% of Iranians are Muslim, Shia or Sunni. And you can see how much people hate the religion when they create a game around stealing the hats of mulas. They even created a governing body called the Federation of mulas, they even created a governing body called the Federation of Amame, the Hat Throwing, but Twitter removed them. Aw, they created a whole game around taking their hats

and then throwing them, their Pope hats. Adjective. Also, you hear about the stories of well-known Christians being asked to say, Islam makes more sense than Christianity and convert to Islam. Not sure how true they are, but I wouldn't put it past them, because you see so many academics who get family vacations in the Middle East, and some of them writing up articles about how Islam's view on certain biological things,

coincides with science. I don't know what that is. What is that? They're always trying to make it, always trying to make fairy tales make sense scientifically. So they're more palatable to people who are like, yeah, but that's fucking insane. It is weird that they do that. Yeah, yeah. Check, check, let's check. Yeah, okay, that works. I don't know what you're talking about, Johnson Brown.

It works for me. None of which are're true obviously. Even Tristan Tate said in a video that they told him if he converts to Islam, he gets a lot of benefits in the Middle East, but he doesn't want to convert just because of that. Let me show. Go fuck yourself. Yeah. Yeah. It's dying. Religion is dying. I'm trying. Because all they offer is hating lesbians. It's not really a good, better selling point. Canceled all my memberships and Florida hates you. And DeSantis thinks you're an F-sler,

but he spelled it out, but he spelled it with a pH and an email, which you don't have to censor emails. No. Dear Dick, AKA Newsom Ball Warsher. So I canceled. Now you're a new, that's hilarious. That's always hilarious when you get pushed, you're definitely the other, I bet you're the biggest fucking lib.

What a fucking, that's so funny. Somebody said that's so funny. Somebody, somebody's the either or thing that's so fucking funny. Somebody sent me a message. Reached the mark of fucking low, low into life. It really is. I know, I hate it. It really is.

They said that I, oh god, they said, fuck, why are you following Sneakow? Sneakow's just like Maddox. I don't know what that is. Sneakow's just like this guy. He's a dude. I mean, he's just like this. He's weird. He's this guy.

I follow him to make fun of him, because he always says retarded shit. He's like, want to be entertained. Yeah. So I said, well, you know, I follow him to make fun of him. I follow a lot of people to make fun of their tweets, because they say dumb stuff and it's funny to make fun of them.

Like, it's part of make fun of them. Right. It's part of having fun online. It's how I've kind of created content for the show. Yeah. That number one, but number two, don't ever, don't ever police who I follow. I go fuck yourself. Right. You're like the, you know, can I do you think you have any say in what I do?

I've made a mistake clearly. If you think you could send this to me. And he goes, oh, my bad, you know, happy Father's Day. And I said, go kill yourself. And I blocked him. Yeah. So then he goes on Patreon. And he's like, I've been a fan for so long.

And you block me. You're just like Maddox. I'm like, okay. It's every single fucking thing. It's just like Maddox. This is just like Maddox. Right. Kill yourself.

Right. So I canceled my back. Dot by and dick patreon and biggest problem patreon. Hold on. Why? Well, some of us have a god damn memory that goes back amazingly to 2019. This is all in caps. Governor DeSantis is the only goddamn reason my family was one, not forcibly vaxed to work, and my children not locked down or vaxed. I could too, I could see and touch my parents

or anyone at the hospital any time during COVID, instead of behind a glass. Wow, both your parents were in the hospital during covid I mean, I don't know I don't believe in covid, but that actually a person who is pro covid would say that Disantis caused whatever. I don't believe that obviously criminals three criminals in my state face consequences of the law FL arrests and convicts criminals you cuddling douche and no homeless scum are allowed to camp

oh this is over disantis prime is down where i live in all i'm not going to yell this whole thing prime is down where i live in all over my state my state has five my state has the lowest unemployment rate plus too much other shit i don't feel like looking up. Uh-huh. I don't know if the shit he did looked up is even right. I don't care. So yeah, when you talk shit about my governor,

the only politician in my lifetime to do everything he promised and stay one of his administration. God, dude, these people, it's their fucking hero. Like there's, yeah, they're insane. Fucking Jesus father. All these people like it's their fucking hero. Like there's, yeah, they're insane. Fucking Jesus father. All these people, like it's, yeah, damn dude. Just antisloc down Florida.

I mean, not like others, not like under the stature. He opened it up two months, but he locked it down. And he was, that's not a, I don't think that's good. And he was, yeah, I mean, he, right, it wasn't the Wild West the entire time, right? I mean, he, right, it wasn't the wild west, the entire time, right? I mean, like, we did a show there and it was great because it was open.

Oh, yeah, it opened was one of the earliest to really open. So it was the earliest, but he still locked it down. The earliest to hang him. Big state, yeah. I guess that you eventually weren't an evil tyrant, but we still got a kill you for being an evil tyrant. You understand? But he's saying he's not an evil tyrant at all. Because got a kill you for being an evil tyrant. You understand, but he's saying he's not an evil tyrant at all because the people will

suck ass for any amount, you know, any scraps that they get. It's just you put so much, it's like you're, it's like the, it's like he's your fucking father or brother or something like the way, like how fucking crazy you, you sound when I will literally tell you to fuck off. Oh yeah. And cancel all my memberships. I will do that. Well, I think you should do that anyway. And I'll go out of my way to ensure that everybody else who has a membership to your pathetic podcast, cancels it if they have any god damn integrity in their f f asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk a F, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, bond. What did he mean? Any of their, what's, what's, he's saying the F's, what's the pH?

The, was that what he's, I mean, F, is that the fuck word? Was that the, for any, I don't know. Does this guy draw Hitler? He writes about as well. He, that's, writes about as well. Any respect whatsoever in the future. In this pathetic country we live in. These are these. I mean, this is, you know, I would these, these people vote just like, you know, people who are doctors and shit. I know. Is that fair? No. No. No. Oh, fuck. I don't even talk about the voting shit dot okay i gotta go voting should put this could put this crank on uh... hold for a moment look at this shit what

the dominion voting machines is from nbc okay uh... report fuels election doubts as george oates to update voting software newly unsealed expert report arguing that Georgia's dominion voting machines are vulnerable to hacking. Well, we know that it's possible. Well, they do go online when that, you know what I mean? Like when they say that, no, no, you're not allowed to say that they're hackable. Oh, that's, but that's, I mean, I've read, you know, independent experts. And like it's because it's like, no, they're, it gets better.

They are able to be exploited. It is possible to exploit them. That is not the prevailing sentiment around these machines, saying they're hackable, because if they're hackable, then they're instantly disfuckin' qualified. Well, I've read things even before, it's like, here's where they're vulnerable,

here's where they're vulnerable here's where they need to be fucked the security on those to make sure oh hi you know what i mean uh a newly unsealed expert report arguing that dominion voting systems machines are vulnerable to vote switching and hacking is raising alarms in Georgia uh-huh even as the state downplays the risks and their plans to mitigate that uh-huh does that not does that not immediately piss you off? Well, they need to, first of all, we sealed this report saying that they're hackable.

Well, we've talked about that. Sometimes analog is the best. Yeah. Is that like the, yeah. Right. It's like say analog is the new, analog can be the newest, latest and greatest. Yeah.

This week a federal judge in Atlanta unsealed two reports in a federal court case over Dominion, one report authored by a University of Michigan science guy seeking a block, the use of Dominion machines in Georgia argued that the machines are critically vulnerable to hacking. The other paid for by Dominion argued

the identified vulnerabilities were practically unlikely. Yeah, I get it. Like, you know, possible in theory, not in practice. This shady as fuck, man. Well, don't look at my phone. What you saw there wasn't as bad as what you think, right? Yeah, but really what this is showing is that like you're hiring your experts, you know, you're hiring your experts to argue your side. You know, like that's, I mean, yes, because we know that it's a computer. It's either hackable or it's not.

Oh, yeah, but you can always, yeah, but you can't, if one guy says it's hackable, the other guy says it's not, the default is, well, yeah, it's hackable then. Of course, like that's the side you should have on. Yeah, I mean, that's the side you should have. It's not 50, 50. It's not like, well, you know, this music is good, this music is not, it's, this isn't hackable, then it goes, I hacked it. Right.

It's definitive. Oh, yes, it's, it's hackable then. Right. If one guy does it and seven billion dollars. It is hackable and how, but how likely is it, how easily exploited is it, how you can represent it? But that's not, no, that's not all equal to like you and me or like, you know, like everybody you involved.

I don't know. Like it's, no, I mean, some things are like, yes, this is possible. This is possible in theory. It's like, how easy is it? How easy is it to do? Well, that's, that's not what I'm talking about. Because that matters. We're talking about billions of dollars being spent. That makes it easier.

It's much easier. That makes it easier. Blockchain isn't hackable. What's up? The blockchain isn't hackable. I mean, I guess it kind of, you could take over the consensus mechanisms, but everyone would know. Well, that's right.

And it would be, it would be ungodly expensive. But federal authorities have identified the same vulnerabilities in more than 20 cybersecurity experts rushed to defend the Halterman's report. Some of the issues could be mitigated by upgrading the software. Yes. So we're going to put, we're going to put new software on this to stop the old bugs. Wow.

Well, I can't imagine what will fucking happen now. Well, and this is, you're just, yeah, again, it was patching the fucking software then. Yeah. But Georgia officials say the upgrade is unrealistic, an enormous undertaking that they won't start until after the election. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a bad idea is not going to be implemented in time. Not for the next one. What's the point of having elections? Just, well, just let the, just let Dominion pick who's. No, but I think you answered the, that was the whole, it's the illusion. It's the illusion that you have a real say in your life.

Yeah. But I think I think for better or worse, I think maybe for better, I think it's all, it's there's enough right out in the open that shows that you really don't have any control over your over your life or you're ultimately be cut. You're just way way it's the, the, there's, is there a middle class?

Or do you even say there's a middle class? I mean, what you're saying is right. I think there's, there's like a bitterness now that I have toward people who just constantly say like, oh, look at what they're doing to us. It's like, yeah, well, you know, what do you want to do about it?

Yeah, right. Where, who? Put it, put it, put the, name them, yeah. DeSantis is literally the next Ron Paul, and F slurs like you shit on him. Dude, DeSantis is like a Navy shill. Like he's like a, yeah. He's like a male Hillary Clinton.

This guy was probably your biggest fan before this too. I don't. Yeah, I mean, Dessantis is like, he'd be a fine administrator, but what are you talking about? I think the quality of individual is just, is just been plummeting. Yeah.

Any, you know, and it's exactly what the populist deserves. Yeah. So fucking, I know it's beyond you. It's not what you value. I know it's beyond you to actually read some recent history, like the facts of the disantist administration in Florida, what he has done to our state. You should have how that doesn't. He lost it.

Go for him. For our state, probably. Done two usually mean something bad. Yeah. How he kept every promise sinks day one. Yeah, boy. Instead you'd rather spend your time reading comic books made for teenagers or 40 year old in cells written by some ex gang member.

Well, one comic book. Good choice. You have the aptitude of a 14 year old. Now I know why closet homosexual Nick Fuentes has a thing for you. Oh, wow. Oh, he's going at fucking at least admit who you are. A mainstream want to be like rush limbaugh. Hmm.

You're not addicted, doxie, can't, are you? No, I could quit at any time. But you're, buddy, could quit it any time. Buddy, you're buddy. You can't stop. Stop. Stop. Stop being 23. Not these people. Just for a minute. Stop it. People are here to help you. Just stop it. Thomas says you're militia. Dear Dick, I was listening to last week's episode. And I have some bad news about your proposed militia. Unfortunately for you.

I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. Those guys crawling on the train tracks. Oh, maybe the gravy seals. Gravy seals, yeah, my gravy seals. Unfortunately for you, some folks are already drawing dangerous retards down to Southern California for tactical training,

even subjecting them to degrading behaviors, which get progressively more and more gay. It's the Marine Corps, Dick. Marine Corps recruit depot San Diego, B2, everybody. Sure. Love you both, especially sexy Sean, go fuck yourself, a former Marine. That's why he's saying gay stuff about you. He got groomed into it in the Marine. That's, you know, it's not his fault.

Not his fault. That's funny. I wonder, I always like to talk to people who were in the armed services like years afterwards. Because they either are exactly like they were when they went in, or they are completely the opposite. Yeah, it's a big fucking, we're just fucking fodder for the canon. Yeah. I mean, they're just, we're just, we're just fucking fodder for the cannon. Yeah. I mean, like, and they're just like, and they come out with a much broader scope. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not just going on. Yeah, the adventurism in the, in the, in the, they either come out, yeah, the same or like, yeah, it's just like adventurism. Because I know guys have to get money. If you're in there, there's a lot of programs and that should be your only objective is to get money out of the system and not die. Yeah, I know guys, you know, or new guys who were, you know, in their 40s or 50s at the time, who were fucking gong home arenas. Like they live, they, they,

greatest part, their life stopped right there. Yeah. And they just want to continue that forever. And then you've got the opposite. Do you think that DeSantis guy was happy about DeSantis going to Israel and signing that anti-hates anti-Semitic speech bill? I just need that one. No, I don't know. Did you see that bill he signed in Israel? No, I didn't. DeSantis, kind of weird going to another country to sign a bill, isn't it?

I mean, how, you know, I mean, it's kind of odd. Can't you use an e-sig? Can't you docu sign it? Yeah. Do they have docu sign it as real? Pick your font and docu sign it. Or you can actually do it with your mouse or whatever.

And then why do you have to go all the way to Israel to do that? Just bizarre. Does that happen? I guess George Bush went to London and had like a little bro down with uh... to any player sure but the santa's just

took his fat ass and his dumb wife and went to israel for some reason watch out this guy's gonna send you a package uh... uh... he's he's just he's so fucking pathetic uh... yeah dissentist signs Bill to combat hate crimes. Uh-huh. And Israel.

Look at how happy he is to be. He's pretty happy. Why is he the happiest one there? How come these two, because he's too fucking hard hitter, is this like here from Israel, where in the Yarmacules and the... Well, because he gets to have his cake and eat it too.

He gets to be pro Israel and he to two he gets to be he gets to be pro israel and not Jewish I went to israel. I went that happy for ten seconds in the whole country. I've been there once. Yeah. I Get to rub my dick on the wailing wall and on the end on the slab where Jesus was sliced open and quartered or whatever and quartered Yeah, what actually did to him where he died. I wasn't even happy that happy then, sign legislation cracking down on hate crimes. Yeah. No one has as the public nuisance is bill. Who are they saying is the nuisance?

This doesn't sound like a public nuisance. This sounds like hate speech. No, it does. It sounds like a minor inconvenience. That's what a nuisance is like. Oh, you see him. It's a bother. You think that kid that drew the Hitler will get That's what a nuisance is like. Oh, you just give him. You think that kid?

You think that kid that drew that, the Hitler will get busted as a public nuisance? Is that why they named it that? I'm going to jail for 20 years for being a public nuisance. Oh, that doesn't sound so bad. Right. What'd you do?

I drew that, I'm talking a little picture of Hitler. Right, she took it away before I could finish the mustache. It was Sam Elliott, and I was gonna put the hat and the rest of the mustache on. I'm trying the middle of the mustache. She put it really frames the upper lip. If you go to the middle first and she took it away, it was built. The legislation passed Wednesday makes it a felony for hate groups to harass people for their religion or ethnicity. Okay, so how many words do not have definitions there? Okay. Makes it a felony for hate groups. Okay, that's one. No, no definition there. Horace people, no definition for their religion, no definition, or ethnicity, no definition there. Florida had the fourth highest number of anti-Semitic incidents last year, according to the ADL.

Okay. You know, the fourth highest number, I meanSemitic incidents last year, according to the ADL. Okay. You know, the fourth highest number, I mean, do you think it's, I think I can beat that state house today? Who had the one? What's the number? Well, 13,000. Okay. And then it's like, I need some Coke.

What are the populations of all the arrows? Shoulders list. Now, if you're telling me now, I can beat that number. If you're telling me that Wyoming was like number one, I'd be like, damn, I mean, there's not that many people there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Florida has the fourth highest. Well, okay, that seems right.

That seems right. DeSantis is an Israel as part of his overseas trade mission. What? Overseas trade mission. What? Overseas Trade Mission with stops in Japan and South Korea. Is he signing any, he's doing a tour. Is he signing any bills that were not allowed to do like Japanese jokes anymore? I don't know, you know, Korean jokes.

He also met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday before he wrapped up the global trip in the UK. He's a friend of Israel Netanyahu said, we talked about Iran. Oh, I bet you did. We talked about Israel, US relations. Yeah, but what about this public nuisance bill? That's what I, he signed a measure to combat anti-Semitism. It was aimed at preventing discrimination on the basis of religion

and flow. Okay, I don't care. Whatever. Luckless says, roly-poly collection. Hey, Dick and Sean, call me Mr. Luckless. Okay. On the last episode, the pickup line of what happened to the roly-poly's was brought up. Oh, yeah. You ask girls what happened to the fucking wrong days? I heard you say that and it went right, but I went, okay, I made a little mental note of that and then forgot about it. Yeah. I happen to have a collection of exotic isopods

really that have never failed to fascinate women. The first time I used my little friends for evil, say that differently. It was three months ago right at the beginning of March, just before I turned 20. I was fresh out of a three plus year long relationship that ended due to my then-girlfriend F. Cops planned in fidelity with a mutual friend. Oh, she cheated on you. But she planned.

He caught her. He caught her scheming. Oh, he planned in for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. All right, he's, he's hip to some shit then. Good. Uh, at, yeah, that's good for you.

He's, don't wait for it. Right. And if that's shit in the bud, at that time, this mutual friend was dating a girl across the state from us in Tampa, Florida. You know, just across the state where she live, across the state, this girl, C Cubs, had also broken up with this, I don't need all this. Okay. In my horny, okay, I'll where you did it anyway.

Had broken up with this mutual friend and was motivated, this girl, C Cubs, had also broken up with this mutual friend and was motivated enough to lose 30 pounds or so, getting down to about 110 and gaining a smoking body in the process. In my horny stalking, I came across her Instagram account and saw two posts.

The first was her posing in a bikini and the second was a meme post about putting isopods in your mouth. Rolly Polly's. Did you do that? Fucking women. They'll put anything in their mouth. They're like toddlers, obviously.

I sent her a post, I sent her a post to her and in my lame attempt to strike up a conversation, I said, yo, you're into isopods too. That's not lame. Well, you put too many O's in the Yo, but what? It's not lame. He said, yo.

Oh, gotcha. Somehow this worked and we hit it off immediately, talking about our shared interest in little orthropods. So eventually I asked her if she had any and she said unfortunately she did not. That was a problem I could fix. So I offered her some of my more rare species as a starter for a collection. Pictures that have species of, apparently this is a real thing. I'm sure that it is. Yeah, I mean, instead of like an

ant farm or something, he's got. You get roly-poly's. Yeah. All right. Why does it take so long to open a fucking picture? That's a roly-poly that he has. Yeah, it's a different speed. Look at the different coloration though on the, on the front. Yeah, it's got like a little fucking yellow tail and a yellow head and shit. I've never seen that. Bitch, you want to get fucked over my Rolly Polly's or what?

Look at that. There's like a Rolly Polly that looks like an ice cream sandwich. Look at that. It's like black and brown. What are these little fuckers doing in there? Oh, just look at this fucking beauty. Yeah, yeah. It's a black Rolly. What are these little fuckers doing in there? Oh, just live it. This fucking beauty. It's a black roly-poly with racing stripes.

Spots on it. Pretty cool. Wow, that is cool. Wow. Okay. That was a problem I could fix. I offered her some of my more rare species as a start for her collection.

That weekend, she didn't get off work until around midnight, but conveniently, I had planned on going chameleon hunting and fort Myers. God damn. So getting to Tampa at midnight would work out perfectly. This motherfucker's going chameleon hunting. Yeah, they got it. Well, they also, I got a lot of kind of invasive stuff too.

He could go, he could go, he could go, take-oo hunting. Tengu? Tegu. What's a Tegu? It's a South American lizard. They're from Argentina and Colombia. And they are, yeah, they're.

Let's see, Tegu. They're very popular, pretty large lizard pets. They're supposed to be one of the most intelligent and lizard. Yeah. Yeah, the monitors are real intelligent, but yeah, Tagus are, they get them there. They say some of them have incredibly, incredibly tame and actually one of the few that seeks out human attention and acts like a pet.

They don't know all, but they. I showed up with my little wing men and my A game in tow. attention and acts like a pet. They don't all, but they... Hmm. I showed up with my little wing men and my A game in tow. We proceeded to spend the next two hours doing arts and crafts, making the perfect isopod enclosure in six quart bins. This eventually evolved into sex with a pussy wetter than the Everglades. Okay. better than the Everglades.

Okay. He's keeping the nature theme going. Don't. Everglades, I think like a swamp. Well, I don't think comparing a pussy to a swamp. This was the swampiest pussy you could imagine. That's right. Like the bubbling tarpids. This pussy was wetter and goier than the bubbling tarpids of the Natural History Museum.

Like the primordial ooze that mankind crawled out of was that pussy. Right. Ooh. The next morning I woke to find that my car had been towed, but I didn't care. My nerdy ass hobby somehow gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town. Well, very good, good job, buddy. Cool, roly-poly's. Hey, let's see.

Hey, well, Red, what do you want to call in about? Put it in the, type it in the chat so I know what you want to call in about. Elric, asking women about their favorite dinosaur. Hey, Dick, recently I've been asking a lot of women both on Tinder and in real life with their favorite dinosaur is Hey, Dick, recently I've been asking a lot of women both on Tinder and in real life what their favorite dinosaur is. Surprisingly or maybe not literally, all of them except one answered triceratops.

It might be the only one they know. Maybe. One chick who did not say triceratops said, I don't know what's yours. And I said mine is probably the teradactyl which she called gay and weird. Oh, wow, that's a pretty strong reaction to a teradactyl preference.

It is kind of gay and weird. I mean, flying, what are you? What are you? You know, flying thing. Give me a break. Say the Dicla Docus. The bonus Soros. Right, if she's asking, you know.

Good. Oh, you wanna talk about reviewing comics? Okay. Antitannic conspiracy stuff. Okay, hold on. Hommas says, Juneteenth Chipotle corporate. Hey, Dick and Sean, don't say my name.

I worked for the corporate office of Chipotle and they sent out a DE and I email to everyone to celebrate Juneteenth in the office. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, this is good. This is great. It's a wide elephant activity. We just steal each other's celebrations include cookies from these cookies and games of dominoes. Okay, not a joke, including a picture because what the fuck? Go fuck yourself, take a swoosh. All right, let's see what it's fucking. Oh, man. What do you like? That's your setting that email. The nose. You got to say something like, I'm black, by the way, that's got to be sent by

like it's all it's all good. Tell the fucking game of bones head south and someone stick somebody. Good. Let's do two teams at the office. All right, we've got like, bloods and crypts, bandanas you guys can put on. We're going to play Capture the Flag. What the fuck? Today, we're going to have draft nerf drive buys. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop Maybe I'm wrong. Here is the email that Chipotle sent out. Another way we're honoring Juneteenth

is by hosting United Network of Influencers furthering inclusion and ethnic diversity. Oh my God, that's really an acronym that they're doing. Another way we're hosting Juneteenth is by hosting United Network of Influencers furthering inclusion and ethnic diversity, unified. Employee Resource Group, ERG sponsored events at each restaurant support center.

Today, right after our Chipotle lunch adjourns at one PM your local time. A adjournce. Okay, so keeping the black team ending a court case, right? The court of germs. Is this what they're using words? After our lunch, uh, prognosti-cates at one PM your time, learn more about Juneteenth with your colleagues while enjoying a game of dominoes and desserts from local black owned businesses. Columbus, just dominoes. Like, what does dominoes teach you about black people?

Well, you know, I mean in the movies, I see black people playing dominoes. Cause they not, could they not say basketball? Well, I don't know. That's about like, is that offensive? What basketball? Yeah, we're gonna all celebrate Juneteenth by playing company-wide basketball.

Can they say that? It seems less offensive than Domino's somehow. Kind of. Don't know. I can't tell. It's kind of wild. It's okay. Learn more about Juneteenth or your colleagues

while enjoying a game of basketball. Right? That's way worse. Historically black game. Don't like, like, I like because I can't play chess. Why? What do you mean dominoes? Uh, and desserts from local black. And more about you and team to your colleagues while enjoying a game of pretending not to be able to read Columbus RSC 1 p.m. Eastern in the fourth floor cultivate conference room dessert provided by D's cookies Come on you playing a D's nuts choke and you, but it's not, you fucked up the, okay.

Yeah. Chipotle, I think they're, I like that you put a D's nuts joke in the name of your restaurant. Right. But you could have done better. Yeah. Right? Probably. Yeah.

Or maybe not. I don't know, maybe I'm being nitpicky. Newport Beach RSC, 1 p.m. And the floor carne asada conference room, you got a conference room named carne asada. Okay. Uh, dessert provided by, made by YUB. Okay. If you can't make one of these events, consider becoming part of a unified ERG to be an ally and engage

in ongoing DE and I discussions involving the black community initiatives and events. How many discussions can you have about the black community? Link to website on how to actually play dominoes here. I think people just like you're always you're only supposed to set them up and knock him over. Everybody knows that. Yeah. The only thing that fucking dominoes is, yeah. And then for like white for white day or for white month, they make little like footballs

at a paper and flick them in each other. Yeah, there you go. We were doing that. We were playing that. That came last week. I sat one of those up. I was just, you know, fiddling around by my girlfriend was talking to our friend. I did a one handed. Yeah. You know, one handed football all the way across the table. She's like, you could do that with one

hand. Yeah. Get out of here. You don't ever fucking address me with that. You know what I did in school? For more information, reach out and I'm not going to read that. Wow. That's cool. Yeah. D's nuts cookie. Just call it D's nuts cookies. Yeah. Okay.

Pop. So about the Ring doorbell thing on the show today, I've been a technical writer for Ring for seven years. And we call our customers neighbors. Remember that black guy? Yeah. I got his house locked down because he said something racist allegedly. Right.

I've been a technical writer for rings for the last seven, ring for the last seven years and we call our customers neighbors and I can tell you, I can't tell you how many complaints we've gotten really from black customers. Really? That misheard our phone agents.

Really? Thanks a lot our phone agents. Really? Thanks a lot, neighbor. What did you just call me? No kidding. Wow. That really shut some light on it, huh? Yeah, because it went to God of be it. It never said what the never said what the slur was.

Never even said what the race was, but we all know who it was. It never said what the slur was, right? I even said what the race was, but we all know who it was. They never said what the, what the misunderstanding was, but he must have heard something. Right. He didn't just make up. So he writes for the, the guy writes for his voice. Yeah. And they say, and every time they talk to a customer, they call them their neighbor. Right. It's friendly. It's welcoming.

It's up neighbors. Yeah. What did you say? Nothing neighbors? Yeah, that okay, they'll there you go Neighbors gonna hit up. I wonder if they're gonna be said. This is a known unknown thing Right, right. What did you say? Right? Nothing. What did you say? Yeah, what's up my neighbors? That's probably what it was. Yeah, okay. The doorbells talk to using smart responses. Uh-huh.

They're all pre-recorded. So I don't know what it could have said. Oh, okay. That would be offensive. It's that. It's neighbors. Is he saying, but did he actually say the doorbell will say neighbor? No, he didn't say that.

He said, we use his smart responses that are all pre-recorded. Well, if they're internal, if they're internal vocabularies of neighbors, then probably, I mean, it's like if you, if some big company say, they always say, you know, they use like associates for other people who are like, you know, they use like associates for other people. Yeah, yeah. You know, what do you got? I mean, you got to pick something like, let's do our cute little branding and call everybody names. Possibly. I want to look at it. Like black people have been basically brainwashed and to think into like seeing the N word everywhere. And that it's like hearing it is like just so devastating to them. You know what I mean?

I mean, I'm not. I mean, I don't know what it's like, but I don't. To be black, you know what? I honestly bet you kind of do. It involves not getting paid enough as money as you want and not being able to get laid

as easy as you want. Like that's 99% of being a black man. I'm not getting paid enough for my job. I'm dealing with a bunch of fucking assholes all day that are dumber than me and I can't get as much pussy as I want this idea that like You and I can't understand what it's like to be black. I totally reject. I mean, I don't know in that capacity Most of what's being a guy is dealing with fucking idiots and not getting laid well being a We probably have a better,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know that's true. I mean, I'm saying it's true. I don't know. I mean, like, no, let's put it this guy call me the N word, God damn it, and I still didn't get laid. Which one, yeah, which one would you want to fix? You know, I got called the N word and you didn't

fuck that bitch. Which one would you like to solve? Well, I guarantee you, I guarantee you at certain fucking stores, they get followed around by security more closely than I do. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's a little things. It all probably adds up. It all probably adds up.

I was in the store today and it pissed me off. This guy followed me around and the cashier was really hot. I ain't get her number. Yeah. Which one would you like to, well, where the fuck the cashier around? Sure. Um, Logan says, um, oh yeah, this thing got weird. Billy says, uh, hey, Dick, I got a fat watch video for you. A fat chick and a police chase in LA.

She bailes doesn't make it 10 seconds before the cops just tackle her. You can hear. Okay. I mean mean that's always see that watch today and that news uh... i don't know why that that disantis guys upset with me i don't want him to president i would like him to stay the governor of florida so what's the problem i thought you love him so much why would you want to be president yeah

sure uh... So what's the problem? I thought you loved him so much. Why would you want him to be president? Yeah, sure That watch What where is that What the hell Did I not read this right? Provex scene oh Oh, yeah, here we go. Oh, he spelled fat watch with no space. Okay. Here it is. Taking forever to load.

Full speed and allegedly stolen truck here. This. What's going on? What's going on with this shit, man? It's a load for an allegedly stolen truck here. This is gone It's gone with this shit man. That's transient loaded. All right. I started to play a note. I fucked up here Right because I got this up naked broads. Hi, Maddie Hi, come here. Hey, hi, hi, all right,. Splack, I believe a Chevy Silverado. She got the watch commander, terminated the pursuit really, really quick. Nine minutes man.

The airship was able to stay over. Seven thirty, okay. Yeah, yeah. You know, you can link, you can put a timestamp in the link. You lazy asshole. To ditch the vehicle, so we'll see here. Yeah, that could certainly be the mo here. We see that quite a bit,

they get the service streets are trying to find a place to bail out and get into a maverick. Oh, like strip attempts. Oh, there we go be the M.O. here. We see that quite a bit. They get the service streets. They're trying to find a place to bail out and get into a bike strip attempt. Oh, there we go. That's your right. Wow. Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

Oh, she's in my truck. I think he might have got. He might have hit that spike stripper or he saw on the spikes. And now there's a guy running here. Is that the driver? Well, stick with. They're coming to clear the vehicle. Swarming the vehicle. vehicle looks like this was the driver

get that passenger side five of the officers trying to catch up with their the the the go baby the officers

a large uh... did not take long after this is all the freeway to bring this one to an act yeah that was a big purse you was because of the person something like a bag or something she was running fast very fast

uh... he's not running very fast right uh... yeah she said right really fast not running very fast that was a big uh... purse yeah not running very fast that guy was that I was funny.

Tracker down pretty quickly. What about the driver, Desmond? Are they still looking at the car right now? It's probably hers, be all that. No, they let him go because it was so funny. Why did you go out of the passenger side? Yeah. That makes sense.

So that's fat bitch rams into a building. I got to watch that again. Good shit. Man, that would be a fun activity, like fat chicks, like a fun game show for Mr. Beast. Yeah. Like you got like five fat girls and then you give them a little head start and if they can get to the finish line, they get like a hundred thousand dollars. And then if you can catch them, you get like a couple bucks, you know, 10 bucks for something. Sure.

Long after this is off the freeway to bring this one. Here and she is going to get tackled. Take it out. That's a try. We'll stick with their. They're coming. Clear the vehicle. I have to lie.

Looks like this was going to be a hundred feet on. I'm going to sit your side. No, no, no. The officers coming up to try to catch up with her. She's got her purse with her and looks like she's already running out of steam here. She's going to get tackled here. Take it down to the with her and looks like she's already running out of steam here. She's going to get down here. Take it down to the ground by looks like she's already running out of steam. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, smart. That's great. Okay. Oh, it's Long Beach. Yeah, it is. Uh, good shit. All right, all right. Don't just garbage here.

Carmen says, hey, Dick, I'm a long time listener. I may have written you a few times. I think your advice is some of the most solid I've ever heard from anyone. And I found myself changing my mind and realizing you're right over the years. Okay. And I found myself changing my mind and realizing you're right over the years. On many things. Okay. How dare you? I'm right on everything. I'm looking for some advice on meeting women.

I recently got out of a five year long relationship and I'm getting back into dating. I don't have many advantages when it comes to looks. Oh, okay. Well, lucky you, they don't care about that. I'm not tall. I'm not white. I'm not particularly good looking. Why do you think that? Though thankfully not born with any defects,

my main thing that sets me apart, he said he's not white. Right. You should have said what race you were. That would help. Yeah, you could maybe tailor the advice, you know? Yeah. My main thing that sets me apart is that I make a lot of money for my age. Well, 400,000 per year. That's a huge... And less than 30! Oh my God!

What are you... You better be a subscriber on Patreon. Yeah. Get me some investors for back by. We need some money. Maybe we need a couple million bucks. This guy just doesn't email me on that. I think he just probably doesn't talk about how much he makes enough. I think that's a simple example.

That's the code. Yeah, I think that's it. I think if you just talked about it a little bit more, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because women are very, women are very stupid. Like they, they all want money. They all want it, but some of them need to like be talked into money so that it's not obvious that they want like some of them, I know, I know, I know, super fucking, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know wanting money.

You're like, you don't want money, right? And especially dating me with a lot of money would make even more sense because of how much you hate money. You're exposing yourself to it constantly. In fact, let's drive around the country in a van, just to show people how much you made my money. Right? Yeah, I get it.

I get it. I only need to work 40 hours a week or less for it. Okay. What do you do? I'm your bragging. What do you do? I only need to work 40 hours a week or less for it. What does that mean?

Yeah, what are you doing? What? Selling drugs? I just want to know what he does. I mean, my question is, I'm fucking lot of money. Maybe we should ask some advice for him. Maybe so. My question is, how can I leverage my advantage when meeting or attracting women without attracting complete gold diggers? Oh, my son. Here we go. You have asked a good question. Also, I think I'm fairly funny, but I'm not very good at approaching women. I don't know, nor opening. What advice do you have for approaching women other than complimenting their shoes? Thank you and Sean for not killing yourselves at least not before responding. Okay, where should we start? Go ahead. Let's start with the the gold digger part. Okay. So the bad thing about gold diggers is

giving them money. Uh-huh. It's not them by themselves. They're all women are fucking gold diggers. Okay. Like they all act. They all eventually are acting into you, whether they're doing it for the family or the kids or the house or because they feel safe in your relationship, whatever. The attraction is secondary to whatever all that stuff is. So there's nothing inherently wrong with gold digging. Okay. Until you give them money. Uh-huh. And you don't want to give any of them money. Uh-huh. Guys inherently got men in them have this sick compulsion to give women things. Yes. Money, passwords to their emails,

uh, uh, uh, their balls. I don't know why it is, but men have this, and they've always had this since the beginning of time, they've had this compulsion to give women everything, which is why gold diggers are so devastating. Uh-huh. Because they're just, they have no preset kill limit like that brand again. They'll just take, take, take, take until you're a shriveled husk. Right. And all of them will do that. But gold diggers will only do that. A woman will come in and have kids with you, then take the kids and siphon away your soul for the rest of your fucking life. So I don't think, don't think any of them are above any of this.

All you have to do is not give them any money ever. That's rule number one. Here's then you're safe from all this shit. I got a lot of money. A lot of huge gold digger. Awesome. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm not giving you a fucking dime though.

But you're, oh, but they will always think you're gonna crack because every guy will. Every guy will. They, it's a fucking compulsion, man. Guys just love giving money to women. It is a sick, it's a sick, it's a sick natural compulsion in them because they think they'll get something out of it

and they won't. So all you have to do to protect yourself from gold diggers is not give them money. But they're not any different. They're not, and eventually they'll implode. They'll go away, they'll throw a fit, whatever. Don't put anything in writing. Don't put anything crazy in writing.

There you go. Don't put, yeah. And don't worry about it. Flash your money around. Secondly, how do I meet women without asking for shoes? Get a nice watch. Yeah. Yeah. Nice watch. Yeah. Yeah. Get very expensive shoes. Very expensive shoes. Very expensive watch. The device is most importantly when you're at the bar, take a stack of stack of fucking hundreds or 20s, put it on the bar. I mean, that's really put it on the bed.

I'd like to order a drink, wham, giant stack of money. Sure, that's what's that? It's crazy that you would put all that money on them. Counter like that. Wrap a bunch of ones in a hundred, if you don't feel comfortable putting out there like that. But preferably put a bunch of fucking hundreds out there. What are you gonna lose?

Two grand? Yeah. Oh, you're not gonna, you're not gonna bunch of fucking hundreds out there. What are you gonna lose to grand? Yeah? Oh, you're not getting out of here. That works for everybody. Yeah anybody can do this. Mm-hmm. Yes Wow boom. What the fuck is that over there? Yeah, they'll pretend like they don't notice but they all notice all of them guys Notice. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're not stupid. We know what the money is for right. Don't act coy about it women have their tits Plopped up to their fucking necks. You got the same thing. Just start flashing it around. Oh shit. There goes my magnum condom. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. My box of rubber bands also fell out too. And the rest of you, hoping to put that together. The rest of you who are not making $400,000 a year. Yeah. Do the same thing.

Well, yeah. No, that's. Yes. Okay. Doesn't matter what it goes. Doesn't matter what it goes. That does work. Don't ever kid yourself into thinking that there are non gold diggers that you can trust.

They're not. They're all the same. Don't, if you go in, if you go in, women will try to convince you that there is, there are bad versions of them and that they are the good ones. They're not. It's all marketing and lies. It's going to take you forever to figure out which one they are. Assume they're bad. You're in a very, you're in a very dangerous safer game. Safe for that way. Yeah, safer. Question everything. Okay, what else we got here? Fat watch. I'm gonna get another one.

Fat watch, today and fat news. Kevin says I was in Echo Park recently on a swan boat. I saw this guy with his mom, another swan boat. I remember when they redid that lake. It's nice. It drained it. Oh, yeah, crazy nice. And they pulled all the bodies out. The guy was easily fatter than Vito and maybe boogie size. He was so fat that the swan was obviously tipping down. Oh boy. Where's the water? Okay, let's see here. Oh God. Oh my God. All right. There we go. What do you, is that the, the Blair white? What does that say on there, the USS?

Oh my God, look at that fucking day. Wow. That is fucking crazy. Okay. That cannot be. I'm surprised the paddles in the water at all. I guess it's in the kind of the middle, isn't it? It's really to the rudder is almost down. Look at that. Wow.

Dude, that's, you think there's a point where they don't let you on if you're so fat? I don't know if anyone could have, oh my God. Those are great pictures. He's like a wildlife photographer out there and echo Park. Seriously. This is swan, isn't it? Look at that fucking thing. It's swan. I mean, if there's like a 15 mile an hour

when that comes up the front of that thing. It's swapped, yeah. That's going down. You think they have a restically. Look, that thing is at sea level. That thing is at crushed death. Oh, clearly that's better than carbon fiber because there's no way that survives.

Wow, send that to the bottom. Send that to the cell. Oh, my God. It's cruelty to boats. That is amazing. That's a great photos, dude. Those are fucking great photos. Do you think they're gonna have to have bigger swan boats?

One big one for the real fatso that come there. I think they weigh in at 500 pounds. They're gonna get a special albatross model, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Good God. My God. Thanks, Kevin. Phenomenal.

Let's see. I got some COVID stuff here. No COVID stuff. Two hours into it. Okay. All right. What is well read? When I say, Oh, there he is. Hey, what's up, man? What do you? What do you want to talk about? Well, I want to talk about a couple of things. First, I appreciate your giving feedback to Eric Julyon as comic book. Oh, yeah. You're welcome. Extremely useful. Yeah. Comic reviews is kind of what I do. And so we like honest opinions, even if they're not popular. Yeah. Why are comic people so insane? Is that a thing with comics? Like, where are the fans so rabid and crazy? Well, I remember you like on one show you said it's supposed to be about the art,

but like I feel like everything's politicized. So if you're on this side of the political spectrum, you got to like this, even if it sucks. Yeah. That's the way things have gotten. It does seem like that. Yeah. Yeah. We're not like that though. Like we like comics to be good, and we want indie comics to be good.

And a lot of them aren't, because a lot of these guys are first-time creators. They need the feedback, and need to get the Chris skin. You know, that's the bottom. Is there anybody reading these fucking like there's a lot? There's all kinds of, how many, there's, there's all kinds of like indie comics that are hitting like vetoes, like $50,000. Yeah. Is there anybody reading these people's fucking stories and going, well, here's

where you, like, you can't just kind of write whatever you have to have these story beats in it and you're not hitting that clearly. Well, so I do a weekly panel of guys that read them and then talk about them. My dirty little confession is that I've been backing these books for like five years. Don't read them. And I just want the guys. Well, because for what? I mean, their new properties, their new creators, am I really going to get like a lot of enjoyment out of reading it? Maybe. Maybe not. You should. I mean, you should, people should be able to tell one, one good story in 20 pages for fuck's sake. Yeah. I agree with you. And they don't. It seems like they don't,

anyway. Yeah. So we want to make that better, basically. Yeah. So we're trying to help these guys. Some of them are good. There's a couple of guys there. They're real talented. They tell a good story. They're good artists. You can always guarantee a good time when you back their book.

Okay. But a lot of them, yeah, it's just not that way. So you got to have feedback. You got to have criticism. It's super important. Did you read isom? No, I didn't read isom. She should.

I wish somebody besides Dick and I would read the fucking thing. Yeah. I had a panel of like five guys. The first comic book I've ever read. Say that again, well, red, sorry. You got five guys. I had a, yeah, I got five guys. And we had a show.

So five guys on the panel, all read it, all had their takes, argued, disagreed, you know, brought spectrum of opinions. And that was great. Like we want that. We want that kind of discussion about these books. So it's great that you did that. Like you introduced, you know,

that kind of perspective on how to treat these crowd funds, because a lot of people don't treat them that way. Yeah. They should. Yes, I'm great. You're welcome for doing that. I'd love to have you on to review a book with us, just FYI. Okay.

Careful what you wish for. Yeah. Oh no, no, I want that. I want that trouble. What do you guys look for when you're actually looking at it more and more now? It seems like all the people who hate Star Wars, they just like, they just like hate it. And they don't look for anything of like, well, this makes, this here's the why it's a good story. And this kind of doesn't work. And this does work. It's just, it's more like, well,

Spider-Man is black, so it sucks. There's a woman in it, so it sucks. There's a trans flag in it, and so that sucks. Yeah, it's like, well, you guys, did you even pay attention a little bit? What culture are you fighting for at this point? Like, what is your counterculture exactly? Because it seems just like a heterocracy.

Anyway. Yeah, it needs to morph, it needs to morph from a counter culture to a parallel economy, just like a good alternative rather than a hot take, which seems to be the case most of the time. Yeah, parallel economy. Oh yeah, is that was a flash movie good?

I wanted to go see the flash movie just because I wanted to send Holly with a clear message that I don't care about all the rapes and stuff that I did. Oh, well, I only care if the movie is about the art, but then I heard the movie wasn't any good. Oh, that's, that shouldn't have surprised you either though. Michael Key wasn't in it though.

Yeah, it was okay. Wasn't that bad. Yeah, I watched it, took my kids. They had a great time. I mean, they did. I don't get the, I don't get the hate, yeah. Wasn't that bad. Yeah. I watched it took my kids. They had a great time. I mean, they did I don't get there I don't get the hate. Yeah, I wasn't that I also wanted to see it out of spike as my girlfriend said oh Michael Keaton's Batman Give me a break. Yeah, I said go to your room. Right We're seeing it actually now because he was the best Batman

It's very weird that That kind of is the case. Just how you would never cast him now. I mean, like if he was the age that he was then now, he would not have been Batman. Oh, yeah. How old was he when he started? Well, I'm just saying, because people have gotten

probably better looking. Like he's fucked up teeth. Like his teeth would have been had to be perfect. He's like, you know, like, you know, like, that would never happen now. Yeah. So what's your favorite book that you reviewed so far? Are you gonna review Vito's book?

Chair will review Vito's book, absolutely. Okay. Give them constructive criticism, you know, we're in partial. So. Do you review anybody's book before it comes out? We have. Yeah.

I've got advanced copies from people. They wanted an advanced review. So we got an advanced copy from Ethan Van Skiver for his wrecked book. Yeah. What about their scripts? That's what these guys need. Hmm. Some of these look at the fucking script and say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, start over.

Yeah. I mean, you got to think how the comic industry evolved, right? Like it must have been one guy drawing and telling all the stories. And like somebody with money came in and said, okay, we can do better. That's higher a guy who can write while you draw. And then that's higher editor who cleans it up. Yeah. And another guy writes and draws. So I don't know, corporate structure kind't corporate structure didn't happen by accident.

That's how you make a good comic. And these guys don't collaborate so, not much. No, they do a lot of fighting. They fight a lot. Comic guys do. It's a promotional vehicle, right? Like that's how they're selling the books. You gotta get eyes on your product.

I think they say that. Because they're selling the books. You gotta get eyes on your product. I think they say that. Because they like fighting. Wow. Anything make you a rage? Well, I read, yeah, I'll come on your show and review a book not soon, but. Oh, awesome. Appreciate that.

Nothing makes me rage, but I did want to offer it to Sean. Maybe you've heard this one before. But the Titanic going down. Did you ever hear the conspiracy about JP Morgan Chase being responsible for the Titanic seeking? Vagely, a little bit, I'm not well read in that. But I haven't seen that in a long time.

I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time.

I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I haven't seen that in a long time. I watched a YouTube video, which is how everybody gets well read nowadays. Pretty good. Yeah. It's declining. So, he financed construction of the Titanic. And he had his three largest competitors to establishing the Federal Reserve on the ship. And he was pushing for the Federal Reserve really hard. You're later, after the Titanic sank, it did get implemented.

And so, these three competitors who were voices against it were on that maiden voyage. And he canceled at the last minute. Bro. Super. An Epstein. Yeah, that's another Epstein job. I will look. I will.

He swapped the ship out to the Olympic. He took all the money that was supposed to, all the gold that was supposed to be going to the U.S. then he sank the fucking ship. He paid that guy to drive it straight into an iceberg. All I'm saying is where the gold at. Well, you don't know. I don't know where the gold's at. Probably eaten by microbes.

Probably. Probably of your microbes that you have at the bottom of the ocean. These rust mystery bacteria that we've never heard of before today. Oh, yeah. According to you, they're out there that are eating chips, eating by the hundreds of pounds every year. Absolutely. So why don't we just dump all our trash into the ocean then,

smart guy? We do. Yeah. Wow. That's good. Keep doing that. More. All right.

Well, Red, who's your favorite superhero? Oh, Batman. Batman. Why? Definitely. I don't know. I just liked them since I was a kid. You know, Michael Keaton, that movie made an impression on me, 89. It's a cool movie. Yeah, 99, right? Right. We're seeing it. It's bad ass. Definitely. How about you, Sean? I was like the line about, you know, he asked Kim basing her, how much she weighs. You know, by an inch. 108? Yeah. You weigh a bit more than 108.

Yeah, it's like, it's a fucking zip line, does it? weigh a bit more than 108. She was hot back then too. Oh, yeah. No doubt. How hot is she now? That's amazing. I'm seeing. I'm doing so well. How hot is she now? That's amazing.

I'm seeing. I'm doing so well. I mean, you know, well, is she 60? Yeah, at least. Oh, I don't know. Oh, well, she's got a little too much plastic. She's got a lot. I mean, she looks like, what's his name, the wrestler?

Oh, Mickey Rork. Yeah, look at that. God, she's just like, I'm like, I'm gonna make you Rork. That's me, that pay. Oh, man. Find me, pictures of Kim Basinger.

Yeah, she doesn't like Mickey Rork. Let me pull up a Mickey Rork shot. Oh, a very smooth complexion. Mickey Rork. See, I heard something off the top rope. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude. She's a star guy. Oh, he looks, she looks exactly like Mickey Rourke.

It's a little scary. It's the same kind of bad plastic surgery. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, no. Okay. Mickey Rourke. Poor bastard. Mickey Rourke. Kim Bassinger.

Oh, Mickey Rourke. I mean, it's a, wow, it's the same exact same type of treat. Oh, yeah. Wow, cool. Okay. Okay. Well, that's interesting about the Titanic. Yes. Yeah. I'll check it out. I wasn't for the Titanic thinking there would be no federal reserve and uh, have Kennedy books. So there you go. That's very interesting. We got to do something about the fucking federal reserve instead of screaming about gay women taking their shirts off. Well, I get it. I always go back to the you can, you can't do anything about it.

Like the big problems, we can't fucking fix. We can fix this. Like I just, I got, we got to figure out a way to do it. Well, okay, otherwise you get too busy front and back comic books. Women taking their shirts off. Yeah, that's what's, that's it. Can you believe these women are taking their shirts off? What the, who cares? That's a weird thing's it. That's it. Do you believe these women are taking the shirts off? What the fuck cares?

That's a weird thing about all this gay shit. It's like they're saying like, oh, we got to protect kids. Like, yeah, okay. You know, I mean, I think we should protect kids. Sure. I mean, I don't, I'm not going to do anything, but you guys go nuts protecting your fucking kids. Give them nice and safe. So they can go to war for is, you know, yeah, keep them real good until they're 18.

Fine, then I could do whatever I want to them, right? But then it turns into, well, gay guys are molesting them. I think I don't know about that. Well, yeah, all the pedophiles are, they're also gay. Like, well, I think the pedophile, the pedophile probably is number one and then like having access to sex is number two and it's easier to fuck. You know, it's probably, probably a little bit more different than you're saying.

And it's like, well, yeah, then in the gay and gay women, I don't think gay, I don't think these fuck, I think these lesbians just want to be left alone, to be honest. Like I think they would either, I think they just like to take their clothes off and not get beat, which you guys have been doing, which we have been doing to women for a long time. So I think that might be other taking their clothes off. What's up, looking.

You weirdos, right? Plug your stuff again, well read. I host a YouTube channel called Well Read Comics, and we review independent crowdfunding comic books there, so check us out. Cool. What is the channel? Thanks, guys. It's called Well Red Comics.

It's on YouTube. Oh, okay. Yeah. We review comics, but then I also do like a drunk hangout stream, where we just talk about topics and drop the link, people come in and make a mess out of everything and then I get canceled. So it's great. Okay. You've been canceled before?

Yeah, a couple of times. Really? For what? Yeah, I survived it. I don't know, having the wrong takes on things, wrong guests. Oh, it was the guest. I mean, that gets into like weird territory of like what Comic Skate is and who are the bad people who are the good people there. So you're allowed to talk to who you

can't. You guys have good people in Comic Skate. Yeah, we got lots of good people. Comic Skate is like all these guys are like doing comics and they're making tons of money, but they're all like blood feuding with each other. Oh, is that right? Oh, I mean, there's a section that blood feuds is a section that gets along in Kumbaya's. So okay, the diverse group of guys, guys and gals. Okay. Mixing it up. Well, good luck with your thing.

Give Vito a good review. Get, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, give, read isom too. Oh, you're gonna force me. Is it a condition for me to have you on? I got to read isom. Yes. It won't take you that long. I don't know why do you not want to read it?

It's the most successful indie comic of all time. He has people for that. He has people to read his stuff. Yeah, yeah, I got guys. I pay them to do that for me. So I don't have to. Yeah. Just read half of it.

Read the first couple pages, right? You'll be hooked. Yes, you will. You'll be hooked. Be hooked on the end of a rope I'm hanging off of. Yeah. Well, you know, Mike, you think people will get upset because you have to give it an honest review?

Oh, it's just, you know, I don't have an inclination to read it before. I mean, I reviewed it. Do it or I'll kill you. You put it that way. All right, I'll have my homework on your desk in the morning. I'm better not be a headwinds long on it. Oh, there will be a headwinds long on it. We're better not be a headland's long on it. Oh, there will be a better not be. Yeah, they're posting it right here. They're posting pirated copies in the discord.

Oh my god. That coxile.com. Oh, you do have a copy. Is it in the bag? I gotta buy them. No, no, I opened it and you know, I make sure that the reviewers can get copies. So that's that's my deal. It's already been reviewed? You've already. Yeah. Oh, okay. So then there was a, there was a differing opinions on it or did anybody think it was good?

Did you have any black guys on the panel? I don't know. You know, they're all hiding behind avatars. I could be a black guy. Oh, you have, okay. No, you're not a black guy. Yeah, yeah, they were different opinions. Nobody loved it. We've been talking for 12 minutes and there's no smoke detector beeping in the background.

So I know you're wide or not black. Good sign. So we're just statement. I think I've heard in months, you not know about that. What, but they have beeping smoke detector and just nobody's changing the batteries. Yeah, you go down to like, Compton here and you walk around. Yeah. It's like, if you fucking listen, and you can hear all of them, just nobody, nine volts are scarce. I don't know. I don't know why it is. Well, it's the way it is. Oaken up. I don't know. They love the beeping. They like it.

It drives me crazy. I'm treating. Yeah. Not like you. You don't have to sleep that way. You know, and drive. Right, right, right. Keeps them alert.

Yeah. Keeps them hustling. If they go to sleep on accident, then they get beeped up and they can hustle again. Sleeping while black is a terminal to your life. You don't want to do that. I don't know what that means. All right, get out of here.

Get out of here. All right. Thanks guys, later. Yeah. Devon wanted to call in too. He's dead. Devon has called in before. Hey, Devon wants to have...

He wants to plug What's up? He wants to plug his Dilbert. Uh... Devon, comic. Come on, Devon. Come on in. Oh my God, we've got a long show. Oh shit, okay, let's stop. Devon calling next time.

Let's see if he can unmute himself in the next 10 seconds. Let's listen to voicemails. All right. Presenting. all from the next 10 seconds. Let's listen to voice mails. All right. Presenting. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Oh yeah, Devon made this. It's backed up by Slash Dilbert. He drew that Dilbert, it's him. I don't know what he's got here. Because I'm not logged in Okay, yeah

You know, I think might maybe what's making everybody reaches big companies and fuck and fuck it back at telling you what you like and that you should like something else. Hey, remember all that stuff you like? What kind of problem? I don't like it. All that stuff you like, you're going to love this. Forget about that stuff. You're going to love this new thing. Don't you like Gucci? Don't you want coat? Gucci.

Apparently the ruin halo and also everything else on the planet has been destroyed. It made awful like a club light like I don't. White guy in advertising. See? White people, they just love that. They can see. Oh, yeah. They can change you and tell you you shouldn't like something like this instead.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't care about taking a hit. It don't even care. There's nothing you could do about it I guess boycott have works and one is working you don't have to consume all the ads all the time yeah stop stopping so rely on advertising okay here we go uh hey vacation you know know makes me a rage when women think they have the perfect gotcha moment

uh... yes i hate that or statement or whatever that spread around in this case co-workers rambling off in the corner you know that joker psyched women love to uh... point out that guys can't take pains, they're dick, but then they'll put them through cells through childbirth several times over. However the joke goes, I'm not repeating it perfectly, but you can do it. You know what I'm talking about. Or responses, yeah, but you know, at the end of it, you get a baby out of it Nobody wants your fucking baby

Okay, uh very good How about this one Hey An idea about the fat people on airplanes Yeah, we don't change the seat side Oh They have to sit next to each other But they were the problem these fat people Yes, they don't and can be just one another. Okay. Oh

Everybody else. Yeah, yeah We then next to each other on a plane or anywhere else Maybe they'll read a picture to how they're making everyone else. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know, I know this is wrong because when I went with Carl and Vinnie and Carl's wife to that white socks game, uh, we couldn't sit in our tickets. We couldn't sit in our assigned seats because people were so fat around us. Uh-huh. But, okay, if we were so fat, we would have wedged in there. And our bodies would have established an equilibrium of fat. The reason they would prefer it, I think.

If you had just all fat bodies, because they can work in there, and then their arms are like up, like they use their arms like T-Rexes to eat while they're doing stuff or they wrap around, they do wrap around stuff. They're very comfortable with each other's bodies because their brain has detached their sense of personhood from their body.

Okay. In a way that our brains have not. Like if you touch my arm, I'm like, okay, why don't you get away? They're so used to touching other people because they're always, yeah, and they can't identify with this gigantic thing. So it's like a lumbering around.

It's like a lot of dogs and their tails. Yeah, they're not really sure what the fuck is going on back there. They don't know necessarily where. It's like someone who knows it's a part of them. Others is like, what the fuck is going on back there? I don't, they don't know necessarily where. It's like someone who knows it's a part of them. Others just like, what the fuck is that thing? Or what, that thing just bit me if it gets like the fuck is that thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what fat people are like. It's a great invention because it would work, but only because it would cram all of them in efficiently. I don't know, I don't know physically, it would work, it would work. The physics of the flying would work. All right. Maybe there's know if physically it would work. All right. The physics of the flying would work. All right.

Maybe there's a crush height on an airplane. Just no carbon fiber. They just tried to ruin the whole thing. It's so funny. Yeah. It went down in a plastic, I think it's funny. A tomb? I think it's one.

And they died. Yeah. I think it's just, you know, it's hilarious. And they had a billion dollars so they could do anything. Yeah, I just think it like fuck hores and stuff and they chose to get like, liquefied with their son. I don't know where the, I don't know where the, the shot in Florida comes from, but it's, it's there within me. Like it's, I do, I, I genuinely get a little bit happy when I just kind of see that kind of stuff happen

just because it's like, wow, the universe really fucking stuck right up your fucking ass for thinking you're that fucking smart. That was dumb. Yeah, there are guys with actual expertise making like 50,000 a year who could have told you that, you know, it's, you you actually they actually sued somebody who worked at their company an old white guy and said that's just kind of a whistleblower. Yeah, right. You have to test it until it fails. So you know how safe it is. And even then it's carbon fiber. It doesn't work like like steals contiguous. Yeah. The failure is, you know, within reason,

but carbon fiber is like a fucking dinosaur. Okay. Hey, this is David from Doys, Toshikawa. I'm gonna call him a thank you. I was at work yesterday, and this woman was telling me about how little leechie got. Uh-oh. And I just so desperately wanted to talk about

how little sleep I got. Yeah. Last night, and I had to force myself not to remember that episode. Let's go. Where you just talked about how you do want to be that person. And I wasn't that person for the first time in my life. Oh, nice. Oh, nice.

That's not my way. It's never too late. Never too late. What was that sound? You go, I've never slept actually. Right. I've never slept one time. And one time I've never slept actually. Right. I've never slept one time. And one time I had 27 teeth pulled. Right. Yeah. Right. What else do people brag about? Yeah, those,

yeah, here we go. We've got to put some earphones on to hear this one. If you want, if you dare, we fucking go here. I want to do what it do. It's super glue. So I just got done listening to this the most recent episodes. It was pretty good. I thought, haha, oh, silly, big girl friend body use the item. Haha, very funny, very silly, very silly pride in my very funny very silly very silly pride in my arrogance when I got home my wife had a fucking white mask jokes on me go fuck yourself uh-huh did you take it out of the box did your wife have a light mask yet no Sean. Sean, have you talked to her about it? No.

Have you had the talk? No, no, honey. These companies are going to offer you a light mask. It's a red light. It's a stupid looking light mask that looks like a hockey mask. No, she would hate light of any kind like on her face when trying to sleep. No, no, you wear it during the day. Oh, really?

She looks at a computer all day. Oh no, this is to prevent you from working. Somehow, it's a mask that you wear that makes your skin younger. And also prevents you from doing any work. Isn't that amazing that women pay $400 for this? It's incredible. There you go. So you helped that guy. Can you believe that? Yeah, it can't be everything. In the fridge. They're in the fridge.

Huckin, as usual, female drivers, it's just something like a fucking minute to guide my girlfriend into back in Parable Parking. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Fucking spot. And I just walked back to the car. It's two fucking car likes. I don't understand how this bitch was fucking struggling.

Like I'm twunkish shit. So that's why she was fucking driving. And I had her back in and I literally described her out of doing it. That was the only way she could. I mean, what the fuck? You've no spatial awareness. What's the fuck in ever? It's a thing.

Anyway, it's a thing. Yeah, no. 100% it's a thing. I don't know. Can I say, oh my God. That has literally been a conversation in the, you know, it's like, I don't know. Yeah, can I get I? Oh my God. That has literally been a conversation in the, you know, it's like, I don't know. Can I get it? Oh my God. Yes. Three times you can get in there. I have to, I have to take a video of my Pilates. You don't even have to parallel park. You can pull forward

and have enough time to straighten out and still leave it, get reasonable amount of space. You're not tripping that you think and believe in it. It's stupid. Sure, if you can fit in there, how big a car do you think you have? I don't have to think you are. I gotta take a video of it sometimes. It's flashbacks. It's probably like 10, me and, eight cars probably fit in there.

No, 10, 10, 10. And depending on who's parked there, the women can't back out into the handicap spot and then go into the street. Like they have to, yeah. And they're all slanted in, right? So it's a little tiny parking lot and they're all slanted in.

There's a handicap spot here. So, you know, God, God forbid the handicap spot is full of someone pretending to be handicapped. Yeah. And they can't flip arounds. And they can't, they cannot back onto the street and go forward. Okay.

This is not a, this they cannot do. So they all end up doing these, buck and 12, 11 point turns. Right, right, right, right, right, so they all end up doing these fucking 12 11 point turns. And you could run through there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so it's so entertaining. All right. Happy father's. Happy father's day. It's kind of a, it's like a mail bomb. Thick card.

It's like a unibomber kind of card. Yes. Open it carefully. Oh! Oh! Oh, it's in here big boy. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I think I've fallen. I'm flying somewhere here big boy. It sounds like you're leaving a shit hole. I know I lost, but it missed my shit holes behind those problems. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That'd be a finder's turn. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's pretty good. This is incredible.

It's like a bunch of dancing banana docks is. Yeah. Uh huh. Wow. And there's a kiwi behind it here. Maybe I can put it. He lives in a shit hole. Yeah, he lives in a shit hole. Here. Let me put it maybe here. There we go

Wow very cool Okay From chat was like a leader of a shithole. From Chet Morton. Chet Morton, go fuck yourself. Okay, there you go. There you go. And then this was that email we got last week about the guy and his girlfriend

that put too much work into their internet father's day present. Oh my God, look at that. This is a turkey time cravat. Is this a dog toy? Oh, it's a tie. Okay. Well, why is it turkey time, Ty? Yeah, a tie is a perfectly acceptable dog toy too.

Well, this dog is a joke. Your dog just a paper. There's shredded paper. All over the floor. Yeah, she likes that more than twice. Okay. Is that what's making her so fat? Paper, like reams and reams of paper?

You don't eat paper? Are you paper all the time? Yeah. Okay. Dick, did I just hear you say about Robert Kennedy? Shut him up. Shut up. Yes.

Yes. On a show last week? Yes. Aren't you the like, cancel culture patient one zero patient zero i mean i don't want to be critical here but come on

what about with the guy one like me with last name aside no no last name aside what he said he said take away everyone's fucking guns maybe

but yes i thought it was ironic. Like, uh, shut him up. We, isn't that, is that what we fucking hate around here? No. Shut him up. I arguing with him. Right.

That, yeah, I don't want to admit that I got conned, all right? I, yeah, just let me have it. Yeah. Let me have it. All right, fine. You can have it. Well, you can have it. Um, I would. All right, fun. You can have it. Well, you can have it. I would love it if Trump picked RFKs, his vice president.

Well, that'd be fucking hilarious. I mean, I honestly, I love, if RFK wants to go on Joe Rogan and say the fucking earth, it's flat, I think it's great. I know you do. And I also want that fat, dickless idiot. What is his name Peter Holtz? He's the guy. So he's like a vaccine. He's like a vaccine scientist.

Who his claim to fame is he made some kind of a COVID vaccine, made it free. But then he's also like, he's also like, he was pro lockdown. Yeah. And pro mandatory vaccine for kids, which is like, I think you can't the penalty. Yeah, you can't do that. No, you can't do that. Yeah, you can't.

Yeah. So you're going to mandate vaccines for children. And then the parents that listen to Joe Rogan and want you to come like defend your position to inject their kids with shit is your position is making fun of them. Right. Yeah, you, uh, you're, you're the worst. You're the worst like your pussy. And then we're going to pay you millions of dollars for it. You know, um, but I still think RFK is a, uh, a tie rent and a retard and, uh, sure,

um, I don't, I would never trust him because he's a Kennedy. Like the ease of which he's, did you see this? Well, let me show you this. Let me show you this shit, Shiny boy. I'm watching. I don't understand the turkey crevade. I love it.

Is it like getting dad a tie? But it's such a shitty. I'll put it on. One second. Does it look cool? It's pretty funny. Okay, there you go. If you see the show like that from now on, with the fucking turkey. Yeah, where I suit, uh, probably if you want to, you know, if you want it to look good,

Probably if you want to, you know, if you want it to look good. I find it. RFK. Do, do, do. Here is RFK for some reason working out, he's 70 years old, he's obviously on everything. testosterone and HGH. Yeah, like 70. Your body doesn't do that at 70. on everything, testosterone and HGH, whatever. Yeah, so your body doesn't do that at 70. Working out in blue jeans. Yeah.

For some reason. And right wing, right wing Twitter is coming non-stop over this, like he's the Messiah of of of holistic naturalism, even though I don't know if they know who makes the HGH that it's Pfizer. He's a walking ad for fucking big pharma right here lifting it who's doing an incline bench press on muscle beach, right? If you can't tell that this is a scam, I, I don't know what I've been doing with my life. Well, Cernifitch likes him. Yeah, he does.

Yeah. I hate to disagree with Mike, but, you know, sometimes I could, sometimes I could just see the scam a long way off. I don't know if K, what do you think about that? 70 year old man. I don't know who that ad is for. I don't know.

Like I don't know why everyone, I don't wanna see my dad shirtless in jeans, lifting weights on the beach. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this. RFK Jr. This guy's a retard. Benny Johnson. This is life without big pharma. Yeah. What are you fucking? You have what a retard made this God. Yeah. What do you think? Let's a 70 year old man When marble's in his fucking mouth. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what you that's what you look like. That's what you look like.

It's fucking 70. What do you mean, a life without big pharma? Yeah. This is all pharma. Yeah. He's entirely made of pharma. He's a being of, he's a being of, um, uh, of siops and chemicals.

It's not a real human. Why's he wearing jeans? This is like Biden with his Corvette. Remember when he did that photo op, what did I do? Hey, I drive Corvettes. It drives me crazy how badly our generation needs a dad. Oh, God.

And then women are all gushing over God. And then I like women are women are all like gushing over it. And I think, man, just fuck you. Why do I? These are the people I have anything in me at all that reminds me of you people. These are the people that America fucking deserves. I hope the whole fucking planet gets squinched like that sub and that everybody's asshole shoots up into their mouth and they get taste their own shit in their last moments. It's just, it's just repugnant. So, yeah, sorry. If you got hoodwinked by RFK, sorry, but don't worry, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if you like it or not. So, I'm sorry if I messed it up for you, but you could still like it. It's okay. I'm just a fucking idiot on the internet. Okay. Hey, Dick, you probably heard about the targets deep-fried clothing line by now. Yeah, look, something like that. I don't really have a lot of interest in myself. There's one item that had my eye. It's this green jumpsuit that I just happen to find attractive. Okay. And I happen to find it in my size, but the first thought is that it says gay on the back. Okay. Big yellow letters.

It says gay on the back. I've never really been one for labels. Like, I like Star Trek, but I wouldn't call myself a trackie. Okay. And personally, I'm not gay. You sound gay. And I'm a fanciful because I like this too,

but I'm not gay. And ultimately, I think what did it in is that they're just starting enough opportunities to wear a jumpsuit. So can you think of any good opportunities to wear a jumpsuit like casually? I can't think of any form of opportunities. That says gay. I like it. I show a love you two jobs.

Right. You can wear a jumpsuit whenever you want. I might slip into a jumpsuit after this show. Go out to the brewery. There you want. I might slip into a jumpsuit after the show. Yeah. Go out to the brewery. There you go. Um, I don't know if I'd wear a jumpsuit that said gay on it. Uh, yeah, no, probably not. I mean, you'd have to, green with yellow lettering. I'm just the one what I'm picturing, probably not, um, yeah, little two, uh, you know, I don't

know. That's not really my, my philosophy. Here's what you do. Take a sharpie and write not. Yeah, right? Right. Or write gay, G-A-Y, write got any young women? Uh huh. Question mark, right? Sure.

So then it takes more effort. No. Well, then it's not like your anti-gay. It's like, I'm, I turned the gay thing into like a petafile thing. Got any young women over 18. Put that to parentheses. Yeah. Like a greater sign. Of course. Over 18. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. How about last one?

Okay. So on. Okay. A day case on. Hey, let me see you rage today. Thanks for your rage this week is presumptuous mother fuckers who walk out in front of the store or across crosswalk or whatever and just don't look at all. No, fuck you.

Yeah. You could, I'm quote, have the right of you. Yeah, that means I don't have to look You still have to walk through Matt some preservation just because the lines are fucking trained man. You're a human being in Carland you will lose that fight. You could have How fast are you going in the fucking parking lot? You know for like 30 seconds now realize that your life is in your own hands Some people walk out pretty fucking quick. I don't know.

I do. I'll probably hit you. I get a running start. So that like super Mario like, I want to hit that P speed as I'm crossing the threshold of the door. That's when I stick my arms out. I go running and then I'm like, and then I run across the crosswalk. Because if you hit me, that's on you number one and number two.

Just go park. You saw plenty of spots when you came in. Go park it, those. You don't need to be circling endlessly. Oh, no, but people have to. I cross the front. People do, just, you gotta time it. You know, you hope that somebody's backing out.

Yeah. So you don't really have to walk that far. Is that what you do? No, I generally go to the ones that I know, because it saves time in the long run. Otherwise, you're like crawling across. I hate being stuck behind somebody who's waiting for somebody to pull out.

And you know that the person is pulling out, but they take fucking forever because they got a buck of the little shit into the car seat and then they also just can't back out And then the person yeah, so they don't think that the person behind them gave them enough space to back out and make Their all upset by it. You've nothing you dumbed You see the person, you know in front of them put their fuck you see the backup lights come on It's a fucking catastrophe. I just stay home. Yeah, it is all right

backup lights come on. That's like fucking catastrophe. I just stay home. Yeah, it is. All right. Um, oh, Devon, are you back? Kids go here, back, but, bye slash Dilbert. Thornton,

Thornton melons, Tall and Fat. If you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye, bro. See ya. Thank you.