The Dick Show - Episode 366 - Dick on The Domain Disaster

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

I lose KevinALandau.com because of a big brained halfwit, my entertainment center and Super Nintendo are sabotaged, the army has a quota, how to ask for a raise, fake buildings in France burn down, cuck stuff, hummingbirds, reverse Juneteenth, a Gravy Seal goes AWOL, and the Fat Mermaid Society; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

Oh God, I mean, it's such a bad mood. Really? Yes. As opposed to, well, usually it's salvageable in between. How's this mood today? Un-sal-vageable. Un-sal-vageable. Un-sal-vageable.

I really just can't. I wasn't streaming that hilarious content. That's all right. I wasn't streaming that hilarious content. I'm sorry, I got it. I'm now, you got it. I got it. You got it saved for posterity. Let's see if this thing pops.

Come on baby pop. Don't pop. Pop baby pop. Baby pop. Pop cozy pop. Pop. Pow. Pow.

Some changed. Stream is currently Pow! Some changed. Stream is currently offline. Something changed. Yeah. Come on, baby. Yeah, there it is. Poppin! Pow!

I have it muted for some reason. K-Paw! Uh... Yep, there we go. There we go. There we go. I feel like an engineer is worse nightmare. It didn't pay off until that final recorded pop though.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, it's the worst that you want to piss off anybody who knows anything about microphones, test one by blowing directly into it. Oh yeah. Yeah, microphones and dogs just love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. Yeah. I think dogs actually kind of like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah. I think dogs actually kind of like it. You think so? I don't have them. Piss me off, I was a dog. Oh, I know. Well, so they try to snap at the air and stuff.

It's like shooting them with a hose. Some of them, they try to bite the water and some of them, I think that's bad, you know, but my dogs lost some weight. Thank you for noticing. I did not notice, but well, thank you, regardless of noticing. I think, well, I think, maybe I'm catching her on the way down because she was so immense. That's like me. Well, because she's been that weight before and then she's been heavier.

So now I'm kind of back to, oh, normal. As he's saying, she looks sick. Normal fat. Normal, sick size. Straight size. No, normal fat, you say. Yeah, normal fat. Fuck you.

Well, it's been a lot of a strain for me to restrict her. Did she just eat too much? Did you just feed her too much? I mean, that's really all up, I mean, she's all up to the top. Yeah. She doesn't tell.

Did you see the popcorn that Vito shafted me with? No, this will put me in a good mood. You always ask these questions, like I go online on social, anything at all. What do you mean you're not going on socials all the time and destroying your brain? I got you know that's plenty other what you can destroy your brain so many ways. Social media is the least fun way to do that. Yeah I promise you that. Oh you would be and if it's not fun for you it would be so much less fun for me. Look at this at this exhibit A. This is, uh, me and Vito and I go into the movies and me

saying, I'll buy the popcorn and we'll split it and Vito said, y'all split it. Here, let me take care of that. This is what I get returned. See anything. Does that look peculiar to you? Look at this, Sean. Let me split it in half. Sure, Vito. Here you go. Okay. Here's your half back. Okay. Half. But this is like, but that's look at this fucking, it was overflowing. Yeah. Well, and also because it's, it's shaped, you know, it's like, right? Oh, yeah. Like a cone. So obviously, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Clearly, you got the short end of the stick on that one. I got to tell you, I'm going to get real close to saying the

end word with A on it. Today's show. I got to tell you, I'm going to get real close to saying the end word with A on it today's show. I feel it really got a bad feeling about it. Vito should have given you the whole thing. He's trying to lose 60 pounds, isn't he? You know what? He had a weigh in for VitoLuases.com. If he has three missed weigh-ins, he loses all the money.

He didn't already miss one, did he? So he did a show and I was building it up the whole show. At the end of the show, he got, we went on the scale and weighed it. And I said, okay, and I'll tell you next week and ended this. Oh, wow. Oh, you cocked his. He lost. He lost weight. Yeah. Oh, good. But was it enough? Well, he has to lose, he had to lose five pounds in one month. Well, he has to lose, he had to lose five pounds in one month. Well, I thought for $500, five pounds. Yeah.

Well, it should be, he should be able to do that in a few days. Sleep. But like, yeah. But literally sleeping is the best way because he can't be drinking Mountain Dew while he's sleeping, right? Yeah. But when I thought he just had to, wasn't it at the end of so many months or were like six months?

Yeah, absolutely. If he misses a way and he's not on track, he gets a strike. Oh, he has to be on track. I thought it was literally just a formality. So he has to show that he's going the right direction. Okay. Yeah, right. Okay. Okay. So we'll see. Gotcha. He didn't make it. Oh no. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna give you a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big this close, this fucking close, I cannot take another L. Really? Well, I cannot take it. I cannot take it. What's your latest L? But first, before I get into the big L, the big L, the big L, big L. Oh man. These mother fuckers, Sean. Yeah. Which mother got to do something about these, these fucking bastards. These a lot of bastards. You're coming the bastards. Fucking shizzling us down, taking it liberties. You know, you, you got to use all the energy

of your 20s and early 30s because as soon as you hit 35, if you did anything with that, you will be endlessly chiseled until your, until after you're dead. People will stop trying to ring the blood from your bones. Never. Long after they've turned into dust, they'll still be sitting there sifting through the dust to see if we can get any gold out of the trying to reconstitute them with children's blood or something. Conceptually, can we bring anything out of this guy? God damn it.

Unrelated. I walk upstairs the other day. Oh, did I see a frightful sight? Oh, I walk upstairs after being on a conference call and I see those frightful sights. What do I see after my conference call coming upstairs to get some more coffee? My girlfriend is home from the summer and what do I see? The entertainment console pulled back slightly ajar from the wall and a woman's body bent over Fiddling with the wires behind it and I said

Oh no Smite this woman down do not let her touch another please god rewind time to ensure that you would move the inter It's my fault I should have bolted into the fucking wall. And you got a bigger L than this. This is nothing. I consider this a W. Oh wow. Okay. Because I know nothing was destroyed behind the entertainment

console. It's just a matter of me starting over. Okay. Moving it, when I was watching the in glorious bastards through my TV channel speakers, last night on acid, I thought to myself, well, this is because the optical output no longer functions through the stereo system, the way I had configured it, because someone wanted to test out a record. You didn't know how to turn it to the right. Did they think that fiddling around would be less work than bothering me.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a frightful side. The frightful side. Oh, no, I said back, back, devil, back away from the entertainment console. They behind me, Satan. If they're in front of the entertainment,

God, do not ever go back there. Never Satan. Get your woman. They're deviling wild away from my wires. Look at my precious wires. So it's still broken. Oh, no. I fucking whole thing. It worked great. I was a little bit heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily heavily You have ruined movies for everyone by mixing everything for five one. So you can't fucking hear any dialogue ever. And it's just explosions and the music is always at 101 decibels somehow.

I know, I know. Okay, I gotta ride the fucking remote to hold the up. Here comes a fight, boo, all the way down. Oh, here comes talking, boo, all the way up. Oh, here's a fight on boo. That's why some systems, home systems have a dialogue in hands. So it's really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does seem to help.

It's, you know, it's it's terrible too. A lot of the and it has to do with what their QC people want to see too. They have you. The measurements on some of these things are so fucking weird. Like, I think sometimes they just put the various stems together instead of using either the five one or the actual two mix, the actual, the, the, the, the, the cop, the, the prep masters. What does that mean? So it's like, they, I know they go through an adjustment. I've had conversations with Netflix and all that kind of stuff. Oh, really?

So it's like, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's the fucking wild west. They farm out their, their quality control They want things at certain levels and then I think they recombine them on their side It's it really is the Wild West. It doesn't surprise me that it all sounds so fucking bad It's do you guys stuff. I just want to show that we did I'm on It's come over to my house. Yeah, watch any of this shit. And it's really, it's really too bad because, you know, with the encoding and stuff, the 5.1 mix is like on the stage, translate really well to a stereo mix.

Like it sounds like it's supposed to. I go back and forth, I'm, I go back and forth and listen to them. It's like, yeah, that's a really good representation of the 5.1 mix. It all gets encoded down. But then you go on Netflix or something and the dialogue is fucking buried. Gone. Yeah.

So unless I see what they're doing, I do know that these are people following a checklist. That sounds about right. Where it's like, it sounds like it. Yeah. Where it's like, why would you, why do you want that? Yeah. Like, we'll go back and forth with them sometimes where it's like, no, you don't under,

like, there's a good reason we don't do that. We're trying to save you from yourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But ultimately, ultimately, it's to strike them from themselves. They'll just keep kicking it back and then the client goes, can you just give them what they want? And it's like, yeah, but it's fucked up. Oh, stop it.

And say it away from my wife. Yeah. Oh, so I'm trying to, I hooked up the old Super Nintendo. We've been playing that during summer. Yeah. And I go up there, I turn it on and I get blue screen. I think, oh, fucking I get blue screen. Think of fucking Christ. Blue screen, blow in the cartridge, put it back in blue screen.

And you know, I got 20 boxes here trying to connect the 1985 up to a TV from 2019 or whatever, right? So get an up, down converter, left and right converter. The fucking smart TV is trying to call China to see what it's supposed to do with this box that's plugged in. And I was just like, okay, if I jiggle this, I got everything perfectly set up here. Let me start disconnecting everything and just get it right into the box.

See if that works, all right? Off, off, unplug, unplug, unplug. Plug the TV directly into the fucking thing that works yesterday. It worked yesterday. Yeah. Nothing. I finally saw it. I guess the Nintendo's busted. into the fucking thing that works yesterday. It worked yesterday. Yeah, nothing. I finally swear, I guess the Nintendo's busted. I'm gonna throw it out on the fucking street.

I'm gonna run outside and fucking spike it then, because it doesn't work. So I start unplugging the power, unplug the little connector that goes in the back of it, that connects the audio and the visual stuff. I pull it out and go, well, that's peculiar. It's obviously upside down. Oh, and there's a giant prong that would indicate

which way it's supposed to go that's been somehow tucked in and shipped. Oh, no. Oh, I flip it over. But, ding. Oh. Is it on? So that's how it's been to shit.

Try to jam in where it's not supposed to go. So I wait for my girlfriend to get home and I say, honey, what does this look like? Is it on that side? It's been bent to shit. I tried to like jammed in where it's not supposed to go. So I wait for my girlfriend to get home and I say, honey, what does this look like to you? She goes, I was hoping that you wouldn't see that. Well, but it didn't work. I had that I did see it to flip it around. But what is she's like, well, I heard you coming upstairs.

So I just, I didn't want you to know I was screwing around with your wires. Oh my God. She knew she was doing wrong. You know, that dog knows. I didn't want you to know I was screwing around with your wire. Oh my god. She knew she was doing wrong You know That dog knows that's not allowed on the couch. Did you think god damn it? This isn't fitting easily I blew out my Mario time figuring out the plug was upside down. That wasn't a very fun game for me, right? Boy That wasn't a very fun game for me. Right. Oh boy.

Well, I've got the decision, the landmark decision in the case of the domain, heavenalandau.com. I thought about that the other day, I completely forgot about it for like a month. Yeah, I had to. You're never gonna believe this one. Well, I probably will. The wipe-o, the domain name agency that controls all domain names on the internet gave the domain to land out. Yeah.

Kevinaleandow.com, they said, let me read. I'm going to, we should do a bonus episode where we read this. Yeah. Are you enjoying vertical tabs? No, fuck you. Uh, yeah, the response to the Mansuson, the disputed domain name kevanglino.com is registered with Monica. It's a giant thing. We should just do a bonus episode and read it.

Yeah. Uh, but the, the, the decision is, uh, here it is, a registered and bad faith. The policy requires that the complainants show that the disputed doname, kevneylander.com was registered and used in bad faith. So they're taking it from me and giving it to land out. The website where all it did was list his courtroom appearances,

and other lawyers commenting on them. Right, that's it. This is bad faith. Yeah. The policy requires, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no dispute that the respondent knew of the complainant's prior to registering the disputed domain name.

Right. He was involved in litigation adverse to the complainant's client and indeed admits that the website was created to provide criticism of the complainants. Correct. This sort of targeting is sufficient for a finding of bad faith registration. Bad faith is clear from the so if you know somebody yeah at all right and Make a website Reviewing them. Yeah, that's bad faith because you have a bias going in. I guess

So you're only allowed to make websites about somebody's Antics that harmed a lot of people if you don't know anything about. You have to be an unbiased third party. Bad faith use is clear from the creation and promotion of the website found at the disputed domain name in an effort for profit. Okay, that's false, right? I mean, it's retarded. How could I possibly profit from that from Kevin A. Landau.com? I, I don't know.

As discussed above, it was not a store associated with it, right? Like World's Horse lawyer, you know, sweatshirts or anything like that. There's nothing. I know. I don't think anyone even cared about that stupid website except for Landau. Yes. As discussed above, the panel finds that the respondent was motivated by the desire for commercial gain.

Yeah, this is, it's just not accurate. What could possibly be the commercial gain of kevinalandow.com? You're, you know, specifically. And specifically. And specifically, your Patreon may indirectly benefit from it because it's a talking point. It's a, oh, let's see, you know, but no, it's ridiculous.

Yeah, right. My fucking super Nintendo is, I did that for commercial gain. I fucked up all the wires on my entertainment center for commercial gain. You should have had it. Right, right. Well, if you open a website, maybe that, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love, I love getting piss driplets on the inside of my underpants that leaked through to my fucking khakis.

I just love commercially gaining from all this shit. You fucking retard. Specifically via Patreon traffic. Oh, that's what they're saying. Led there by ongoing discussion of the disputed domain name and the resulting dispute. Something really hard to do. I are doing a bad faith registration. Read, let me see who let us see this. The panel is gone.

Evan D Brown. Yeah. Evan D retard. Soul panelists. Evan D retard. You fucking moron. So you are saying Evan, I think it's not a website that I registered this domain name. Yeah. In bad faith four years ago, so that when this controversy hit four years later, I would profit from it then.

That was, it's a fucking reverse time, four year payoff for a bad faith registration of a wipe-off filing from a complete fucking retard. You idiot, Evan. You fucking idiot. God, you're so, Evan. You fucking idiot. God, you're so fucking stupid, you fucking dumb boomers. He was the sole panelist. So he's the sole panelist. It still costs land out a thousand bucks.

By the way, obviously I'm not registering any more Kevin Landau shit because I can't as a bias, but if anybody else is a fucking archivist and has their own Kevin Landau domain that they lit that lists exactly the same historical public record, other lawyer reviews that I did of a guy who's very fucking dangerous and is ruined a lot of people's lives. Tell me so I can help you get help you get the fucking word out for your side. If you have it, if your friends have it, if a hundred fucking people have one, tell me about it, so I'm aware of it.

So hopefully, guys like Maddox and Colton, and Cover Rovington don't get fucked over by Kevin Landau, the world's worst lawyer. As discussed above, the panel finds that the respondent was motivated by the desire for commercial gain. Specifically via Patreon traffic led there by the ongoing discussion of the disputed domain name and the resulting dispute. Oh, shithead, Evan, you think like comedy podcasts are built on like wipe-o disputes? Right. Oh, yeah, everyone's real fascinated by your jackass reasoning behind your dumb domain name. I love the four year-long cod.

I love the four year-long cod. Yeah, yeah, yeah, four fucking years, bro. I put this domain through college, so I could blow my Patreon wide open From $16,000 a month to $15,000 a month, 800, you fucking idiot. You know nothing about comedy. You know nothing about marketing. You shithead. Nothing, you know fucking nothing. You obviously know fuck all about the law, too. You dumb fuck, Evan. I wonder how often these things get resolved exactly like this, just so they don't have

to hear it again. I'm glad you asked. Just so they don't have to hear it again. In the panel's review, this bad faith, this is a bad faith use of the disputed domain name. Yeah. Uh, he continues. And even putting aside the commercial intent, how the fuck am I making money off Kevinielandow.com?

No, you're here not. I don't think you can in any way shape or form. Oh yeah, Sean, look, look at all the money I made off this fucking mural. How many? I accidentally dripped piss all over my pants. What the fuck in money I'm making from this shit? It's me, you idiot.

How many times does the fucking entertainment not this stupid shit? What are how many, I wonder how much traffic that website has even got? None. It couldn't have much. Like who, I mean, there's more people know about it from you mentioning it

than actually going there or finding it on their own. Commercial intent. Oh, that's funny. It's like, hey, there's this website. Here's what's on it. No, why the fuck would I need to go to it? This is a fucking, this is a fucking big brain lawyer, right? Well, you know, he's, well, it's about a lawyer.

So automatically, I gotta protect the fucking. Oh, yeah, yeah. I gotta protect, we gotta protect our own from some fucking dipshit comedian, right? Can't have lawyers getting made fun of. Right. They can sue us. God damn, I hope that all student debt is wiped away. And that lawyers is quintippled. Oh, sure. A million dollars for law school, a day. That's what it should be. Yeah.

Even putting aside the commercial intent, the reproduction of the mark exactly in a domain name does not support a claimed fair use as it runs a foul of the impersonation test. It says specifically on that site, this is not why fuckhead, why would a lawyer impersonate himself and put the tagline of his side world's worst lawyer? How fucking dumb are you Evan Brown? You fucking idiot. Oh yeah, look, he's clearly impersonating, he's clearly impersonating a guy by claiming he's the first fucking lawyer. Right. And then saying, uh, this is a site about the, uh, fuckups of Kevin Landau. Right. I got so bizarre impersonation test. Hey, uh, retard. The impersonation test is me saying, yes, I'm that guy. Oh, yeah. And I'm doing the things that he does. Yeah. See generally, uh, Swiss care Europe versus Michael.

This is exciting precedent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Accordingly, the panel finds that the complainants have established the panel, me, yeah, him, the sole panelists, there was one more. Let me find, so this was this, when did you get this? I got this this morning about 5 a.m. Oh, this morning, yeah, and I wrote him back,

like, hey, happy Fourth of July, it's retards like you. That by the way, like when you're done like pretending to be a podcast marketer, like you might want to take a little refresher course on why the first amendment's important. Since you clearly are a fuck, Mr. Big Brain, thinking you're a wanna be Howard Stern, like, oh yeah, it's all about controversy with these guys.

Fucking idiot. To the contrary, the panel finds it more likely than not that the respondent has been substantially motivated by commercial gain in maintaining the website, even though I've never talked about it one time. This guy's like, he sees it and he's like, oh yeah, Pog, yeah, yeah, there's people. Yeah, yeah, I'm the most important thing in the world, right? This is a disputed thing. Right.

On the, the thing, the only thing that made me money is land out, suing me in the first place. Right. Right. So I guess that was my, that was my commercial gain. Right. Should have fucking, should have taken that all the way to the Supreme Court since I just love suing myself so much.

Yeah. That was the, sure. suing myself so much. Yeah. That was the, sure, the whole Maddox. Yeah. Maddox and Landis and, yeah. And Landis took advantage of Maddox because Maddox is dumb and convinced him that that was a winning lawsuit. Right. Right.

Um, lost his amount to a lot of people. It made this show all kinds of money. Yeah. That was the destroyed Maddox's whole life. Yeah. And then Landis, and then Landis sued Maddox to get rid of him. To get kinds of money. Yeah, that was the destroyed Max's whole life. Yeah. And then land out sued Maddox to get rid of them. To get rid of them. Yeah. After he was done taking his money, exactly like I said in the beginning, bringing out his

fucking bones and Evan retarded, just made that more likely to happen to more stupid people. Evan, you fucking idiot. And you say all this on here, all of this is true. You're not going to get sued for this. You probably will, honestly, you put me back in on a website. This is a public document. This fucking guy is a public panelist. I'm allowed to comment on shit that's stolen from me. Yeah. It's been substantially motivated by commercial gain in maintaining the website at the disputed domain name and generating traffic for his podcast. Yeah, yeah.

Just ass loads of traffic come from some obscure review side of a lawyer. Yeah, this is really bad. And other social media, other social media in connection with the fallout, the disputed domain causes. So my social media that is discussing the fallout of the dispute is sending traffic to my podcast, which then makes me so much money. Right. That this was all a big scam that I perpetrated to go after one moron to go after one dumb fucking lawyer hick, right? What a fucking mastermind plan that I'm running over here. Do you see what this retard believes?

Like this is what Evan thinks in his head. Right. Fucking total idiot. All that effort to make a hundred bucks. And there and we got him. Yeah. We finally fucking got him. Right. One need only to go to the respondents Twitter page and see

the pinned tweet that appears there as of the date of this this as of the date of this decision. The text of that tweet viewable to any internet user and particularly to the respondents 26,000 followers. Oh, he's fucking angry.

And particularly to the 26,000 followers. Oh, he's fucking angry. And particularly to the 26,000 followers, hey, Jackass, 26,000 followers is not a lot. Yeah, not in this day. Yeah. People have millions of followers. Yeah. And I tweet too much every fucking day. So they, they, everybody knows where the Patreon is. Right. All right. Right. The response is 26,000 followers and reads, Kevin Landau files another 80 page wipe-oh thing against me. YouTube deletes my account, not really watching mode. Guardians of the Galaxy 3 on acid, sports illustrated Martha Stewart, haunted retirement homes, fake homeless and banging imaginary women. So that is the fucking linchpin of his argument for why this is profitable for me.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, a 10 word sentence fragment in a tweet that lists the things we talked about on the bonus episode. Right. Can you imagine how fucking dumb, how impressed with your own ability to imagine marketing? People love to imagine that they're genius marketers.

Yeah, sure. Because it's such a powerful non-science, but craft, but it's something that you cannot test, so everybody's amazing at it. Like he's demonstrating here, like, oh yeah, he's just like generating, I could generate controversy too. Yeah, I got him, I got it. I'm a marketer, I'm in marketing, I could do that.

Note the Patreon link in close proximity to the content. Social media creators use Patreon to make money. Oh, that's amazing. Just amazing. Good bravo, Evan. Right. Bravo. Pay, social media creators use Patreon to make money.

Oh, is that how it works? Are you doing a TED talk, buddy? Next, can you wow us? Yeah. With more of your creator knowledge? I'm wow. What else, what other fucking brain busters you got in that noggin of yours, Evan? There is no reason to couple a discussion

of the disputed domain name with a Patreon link other than to make money. Well, that's where the content is you dumb fuck. Yeah. That's where we're talking about it. That's where the content is you dumb fuck. Yeah. That's where we're talking about it. Uh huh.

Because this shit is happening while we're recording. Yeah. You're sending me this trash that I shouldn't have to deal with because it's an obvious, it's obviously, it's obviously protected by free speech and covered by fair use of the trademark law. All this shit is obvious. You shouldn't even bother me with this crap.

But you did because you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing, like usual. And I think you don't wanna deal with it anymore too. You don't want it to come back. Well, there you go. So, what was the end of it? It's, look at the size of this. Oh yeah, Jesus.

Sky road $1,000 worth of, well like I said, I think it's very important that guys like Kevin Land, that people are able to educate themselves on guys like Kevin Landau. Well, yeah, sure. If anybody has a review site who's obviously not, like I'm biased and I have Twitter. So because I have Twitter, I can't comment on anything. What would happen if you're like,

can you review lawyers on yellow? I don't know. Because maybe I had experience with them. So maybe I can review doctors. I know I've seen doctors review. I've seen it. Well, let's ask. I've seen it.

I wonder if that's fucking big brain, big brain, big brain, Evan Dean right now happens if they, you know, if the doctor's a bitch and moan to Yelp, you know, I don't know. That's what we live in.

Right now, just this technocratic fucking bureaucratic hell, squeaky't get it removed. That's what we live in. Right. Just this technocratic fucking bureaucratic hell, squeaky wheel gets the grease. Yeah. Great. It was a great week, honestly. Yeah, affirmative action getting repealed. Just another loss for RBG.

Only she retired during Obama. None of this stuff will be happening to you guys. Well, that's what you still have unlimited abortions. You'd still have all the black people in Harvard that you wanted, but you had to not retire because you wanted to be famous and now look at you. Well, yeah, no abortions for anybody. Yeah, no black people in Harvard at all. Just Indians and Asians.

As far as the eye can see, not even any white people anymore. Oh, yeah. And not even they contested in. Yeah. All the Ivy League, all Asian and Indian. Oh, but you couldn't, you just had to have, you were so sure that Hillary was going to win. So sure. Right.

So sure that Trump wasn't going to win that you just couldn't retire when you should have. Yeah, there's a lot of people calling for her retirement for, for, you know, for those kind of reasons where it's like, hey, you know, that's carrying babies to full term. Back in for those abortions. Can we please have our abortions back? Please, can we please go to Harvard? We need to have black people in Harvard, please, please think about the thing of the food. Think of the food. It's always diverse, you know, every time it's diverse, oh, I love the ethnic cuisine. It's so funny how people do, and the music, yeah.

Shut the fuck up with that shit. And it's funny, there are some cultures where that's like almost like a really accepted thing. You don't know anything about the culture, but it's like, I love Filipino food. Yeah. You get that, that's one of them. Like, because that's like, all we should import, all their criminals and poor people then.

Right, be amazing. Right, right, right. Do you see what's happening in France? Does that make it to your news? Or is it just my news? Probably your news. I guess they're burning the city down. I don't know.

What's they're trying to make it sound like they got their own version of George Floyd, the city of France. The city of France? The city of France. Sorry. The city of France. It's like, it's so fucking dumb because every time I see something, I think now I got, it's probably not real. And then an hour later,

community and no it's all pop up. And it's like this footage is from the video game, call of fucking Paris France war. It's okay. This game is from worms, this footage is from worms, Armageddon and it's not from Paris, but they are black and things up over there. Yeah, they got their own Algerian George

Floyd. They do. But Algerian guy got killed. Yeah, kid got shot. So they're saying that's why 100,000 Algerian migrants are like riding. I don't really think that's what happened with our George Floyd. So I don't believe that it's happening for you guys, a country that I know nothing about. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, all those hundreds of thousands of people just, oh, that sucks at that thing, happy to that kid. Let's go burn every fucking thing down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right. Sure. Maybe they're upset about the Supreme Court stuff. And the gay cakes no longer? Oh, the gay cakes, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right. Sure. Maybe they're upset about the Supreme Court stuff. And the gay cakes no longer? Oh, the gay cakes. Yeah, is there a website design or something? Yeah. Can you imagine a gay guy asking a Christian

to design something? Okay. A case dismissed. Woo. Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, you wanted the Christian guy to, why?

Because you wanted it in a gradient of lavender with some doves and ribbons. Oh, yeah. Oh, you wanted the Christian guy to why? Because you wanted it in a gradient of lavender with some doves and ribbons. Oh, yeah. If this isn't what this wasn't you trying to fuck with a Christian person and sue them. That's not why I thought the same thing. Why? What kind of quality of work do you think you're going to get by like if you're if somebody is forced to do something that they're fucking scared. There's a website design, right? Yeah. How many website designers are there? How many are Christian, like one, one guy? Trying to fuck them over.

Just trying to obviously fuck them over. Just go somewhere else. Just type web design on Twitter and before you even hit tweet, you'll get an inbox full of fucking spandbots telling you they can design your fucking website. Yeah. There's plenty of Christians in India that'll design your website, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. So fucking annoying. Like, I just, I saw that and I just went, why would you even fucking bother? There are so many web designers who are fucking, there's probably Christian web designers who are fucking there's probably Christian web designers who would be thrilled to take your money.

They're all gay people. They're not, I mean a lot of them don't even hate them. Right. I just don't want to do a website with two guys on it. I just don't want to do it. Maybe they're big in the Christian circles. I mean, it might reflect badly on them, according to you know what I mean? Like the other people it's like, oh my God, he's completely endorsing, you know, what, don't go to it. Man, that's, yeah, that's, I think it's just

to come. I as pro gay as a kids without fucking guys. Yeah. And I'm even like, oh, two guys are getting married. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. It's exactly the same, dude. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, whatever you're calling that is exactly the same what we've been having to fucking deal with. Right? No, you think they get okay? Yeah, yeah, they do.

Oh, yeah, you're in a relationship now? Yeah, we met up with some guys, had like a seven guys back here I placed and did poppers and fucked and did coke all night. Oh, yeah, I hear a lot of my married buddies saying exactly the same shit. It's like, he's fucking kids, dude. Don't have kids.

That's right here from married gay man. I'm like, yeah, you know, we're going down to the fucking fire island and firing up the fucking popper machine and blowing each other's assholes out all night. I'm like, wow, that sounds fun. Am I married guy friends? Like, dude, don't have kids. I've heard that more than once.

Yeah. What's like Rooford, you know what, don't get there's no reason to get married. Like there's no, I mean, I, this is people speaking very frankly. Yeah. You know what I've never heard from a gay couple. What? So she was talking to her mom last night. It's just so fucking retarded. Oh God. I just, it's gay marriage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. That's, I mean, that's really, you know, I have, telling, stop asking the government to

validate everything about you. Yeah, I've read everything. I've read no background into that case, but I cannot really imagine a scenario in which you know, like, fuck off. In which a reasonable person doesn't just go, hey, why don't you just go to the next guy? If you don't like the next guy, how about the thousand lined up behind him? Why don't you just go suck a cock? How about that?

That should have been the supreme court decision with Clarence Thomas. Oh, yeah, the court finds why don't you go suck a cock somewhere? Maybe he'll relax. Yeah, it's just fucking relaxed, dude. Are you so wound up? Are you guys supposed to be gay? Right. Happy.

Right. Anyway, thanks RBG, you dumb bitch. Thanks for giving us all. Thanks for giving me the only highlight of my week. So they say, oh, we're gonna refuse service to Trump guys now. Like you guys have been doing that for eight years. I've been kicked out as, I've been not allowed into many bars for wearing that hat. I'm sure.

I'm sure that's true. Yeah. And if I get in there without the hat, I'm going to get drunk and say slurs. So actually, you guys, are you sure you want to open this fucking box? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have alcohol on my side. Alcohol is the most destructive force on the fucking planet. Worse than interest and gambling addiction alcohol

undefeated Everywhere if you try to make it illegal will kill you will work with murderers and rapists to kill you Yes good people to get our alcohol back. How fucking dare you think that you can stop us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Good Yeah. Yeah. God. We'll show you. We're not going to let you Trump guys into our, our holistic dog grooming, uh, uh, rakey

centers. Right. Oh, well, okay. I guess, uh, I'm suing. You know what? We're going to spill your trash all over the yard. We got trash guys. If we see one of those fucking dumb signs in your yard that says in this house, we believe it,

we're just gonna dump all the trash over. We're gonna hit the fucking lever real hard and break the top of your trash can. And I mean, for some reason that drives women insane. Yeah. Every week, I gotta hear about it. Those trash guys messed up our fucking trash flap, we leave who cares.

Right. I'm losing domain names. Yeah. I'm getting domain names stripped from me by retarded people. Evan Brown, you idiot, the sole panelist. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but man, come on. What are you talking about? The arguments are, well, he doesn't, you just got way too into your big, big brain thinking

like this is a marketing thing. No one gives a fuck about this. I'm going to talk about the same. Now, the ability to see how much traffic has gone to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, this is a marketing thing. No one gives a fuck about this. I'm gonna talk about this now. The ability to see how much traffic has gone to that site. I mean, yeah. And it's not like he's going, it's not like he's going to go back and go, oh, how much did he mention this?

And how much did he, like, it's like, how much did the Patreon go up? None. Right. None at all. No one fucking cares. And it won't go up now. Patreon.com slash the dick show.

I think it's reasonable to say that you have made no money based on that, none on that website, none, none. Because clearly it was not set up with that intention. It's very educational, very obvious. Guys and menace, it's a bad fucking guy. And he's got multiple GUIs. Woo, I mean, I drive drunk, but I don't have no GUIs. So, I guess I'm a better drunk driver than you, bud.

That's what the law says. That's what the law says. Well, that's kind of what the evidence says in some way. The evidence says, bro. You know, you've taken a card. If you drive, you know, obviously, if you do get a DUI, you're, it's not the worst drunk driver to me. And you're probably driving drunk all the time.

All the time. Or not enough because. Not enough practice. Right, it's not like, man, I only drove drunk once in my life and I got popped. You must have been driving drunk pretty bad then. Yeah. I had sex twice, two kids.

Ha ha ha. Have you ever heard this thing that kids are saying, what if you didn't eat breakfast today? Oh, no. They found out that like dumb people are not able to entertain hypotheticals. Yeah. So now if anybody says something stupid,

everyone will go, what if you didn't eat breakfast today? Okay. Cause people like can't answer it. Stupid people can't go like, well, then I would be hungry. Yeah, really? It's really funny. Huh.

The kids got this on them. They figured one out. Everyone's in a while, we'll figure one out to stamp them. You know, I haven't heard this. Try it, give it a shot. If someone's being really stupid, go, what if you didn't eat breakfast today?

Yeah. And that would just, they just kind of, they start, short search, get it in a stop. I did a breakfast. Oh. And then you'll see like, oh, wow, I had a whole different mental,

you know, frame of mind in my head dealing with you. Now I got it. Like an abstract, like a, like a, yeah, what a weird, well, it's like a, kind of a hard left in a conversation, you know? Yeah, it'll blow their blow their fucking brains out. I'll Try it. Did you know you're supposed to dilute hummingbird food? Dilute hummingbird food with water?

Well, I mean, it's just sugar water, right? You're supposed to put more water in it. More water than what the formula is or... The big red bottle. Yeah, you're supposed to ask three parts of water to every one part. Oh, I always thought people just made it at home. What?

Like you just make a simple syrup or some, you know, you're like boil sugar and, you know, sugar and water and make hummingbird food. I don't get time for that. Oh, it takes, you know, takes a couple minutes to cool, see if some water and stir it in. I'm the only one who buys hummingbird food. I've never had a hummingbird feeder. I have seen the,

I have seen that it's red. Okay. You're aware of it. I'm aware of it. I, or that people, but I've also seen people just have the clear stuff too, because they have the flower thing. So the hummingbirds, you know, they, they see the fucking the red. They see the quote unquote flower. Yeah. So they go in and stuff when it's not there too. Oh, yeah. Now you're supposed to dilute it. Well you know what, yesterday I've been gassing these fuckers up with sugar, I guess. Well, that's probably a lot of baby hummingbirds around my house.

Blow their own little wings off. Yeah, really. Yeah, they go on, where they call it? I think they call the type of feeding they do. I think it's called trip lining. Whoa, really? Yeah, I don't know why they call it that. And I don't have the animal.

Oh well, whatever. God damn it. They go on like a, they go on a route. And if they happen to discover something new, then they just keep making the same rounds every day to see if something's there. Really? Yeah.

Um, damn, I got a lot of comments. And Amy Teresa is calling in. Who's that? I got a lovely young lady. Uh-huh. But it's possible she's not going to show up because loud, smart life. You want to do a bond? Let's talk about bonus episode too. I do want to read that whole thing. Yeah, okay. Let's do it. Okay, one last time up time. Oh, yeah. So this just happened today.

Okay. Adam 22. Remember that show I was on No Jumper? No. And they made me look all fat. Oh, no. They used some kind of AI or Photoshop to make me look fat in the thumbnail.

Right, right. I think we just we discovered. Yeah. Okay. He, he and his wife are, him and his wife are porn stars. Oh. And they would have this podcast where they interviewed a girl and then they fucked her on camera for only fans.

Yeah. Does, do you track all of that so far? Yes, I'm tracking this. Like there's just a pornography. Yeah. Did you track all of that so far? Yes, I'm tracking this. Like there versus just pornography. Yeah, and then he was bragging about his wife, they just got married. Yeah. And then he said, in my wife's banging this guy

for the first time, and I'm cool with it. I was jealous at first, but now I actually love it because it's good for our business. Let me try to find the tweet. It's not going well, I guess. I would imagine not. Yeah. So there's the got married thing, right?

Yeah, you see, they look like a happy couple. Sure. And then I got to scroll through all this crappy pornography. Oh yeah, here it is. It's officially been a week since I let my wife do a porn with another guy. I felt a little jealous at first, but overall it wasn't that big a deal. She's watched me sleep with hundreds of girls and it's never affected our relationship.

Well, because it's women. Sleeping with that gentleman has been amazing for both her career and our business. Plug talk show. Overall, I'm glad we did it. And I'm happy to report her vagina has returned to its original pre-BBC size. Oh boy. I guess you fucked a black guy. Right. that's him. Oh my God. So people are melting down about a ride because it's so funny and gross. What's funny about that? I'm just loud, just the size difference. Ah!

What the fuck is this? Dude, it is fucking huge. Yeah, it is, that's too big. That's BBBC BBBC. Yeah Better business bureau park Oh, yeah Maybe I love that BBBC. Yeah, you mean BBC? No, yeah, put a suit and tie on right talk to me about small claims torts put a suit and tie on. Right, talk to me about small claims, torts, reviews. Right, what would you give me a B?

I give you an A, that's too high. The BBB takes their ratings very seriously. Like you didn't do a thorough investigation. Techity. How about the BBC? Can I get the fucking BBB BBB to come give me my domain name back? Right.

God damn. Keep believe that fucking asshole wins. I mean, yeah, I can believe it. It's, and I can believe that it would be the reason to that stupidly. Yeah. I really can't, it's just, it's just, not that stuff just isn't surprising sadly anymore.

So here's crazy, I went to, I looked up all Evan's disputes, his rulings on dispute panels. So you can do that. Yeah, you can do that. And look at the end disputes. It's all transfer, transfer, transfer, transfer, transfer, denied. He denied one.

He denied one, but mostly it's transfer. What is this? Yeah, what's it? It's like 95% transfer. Well, that's clearly I'm sure that's all this shit. Yeah, transfer transfer transfer. Except one. Yeah. I found one. I found one where he denied it. And it's peculiar. I didn't look into any of these all like maybe these guys didn't even respond to the complaints. In which case, they just go ahead and give it to them. They look like pretty stupid, like dispute equifax. This is probably a scam.

I don't know anything about these, but the one complaint that he denied, stuck out to me, because he's got 97% transfer to the domain. One, he said, no, the original person gets to keep their domain. Yeah. Which he should have done for me. Right.

And this was the site that he said can keep their domain. It's called Anton Bilchik is a fake.com. And all it is is about is a site where a guy, somebody, tears into this guy, Dr. Anton Bilchik, and says he's a scumbag. He said, okay, the guy made this site, bought this domain, and made this site because Dr. Anton Billchick made a mistake with his grandfather's medicine, with his grandfather's case, and he died of gastrointestinal cancer. So the guy made a mistake, the doctor made a mistake. His guy's grandpa died, so the guy bought a domain, Anton Billchick is a fake, doctor made a mistake. Right. His disguise grandpa died. So the guy bought a domain,

Anton Bill chick is a fake, and made a site saying what a shitty doctor he was. Yeah. And this dumb fuck Evan said correctly, yeah, that's a valid use of a domain. Right. But for me, because I tweeted about it, well, you, because you were,

you were gonna make money, yeah. I was making ass loads of money on, this guy doesn't have a podcast. We talked about his life. That's probably the that's the difference in that crazy. Even though it is thinks like yeah, that's stupid website is just making ass loads of money. I know. Look at exact same site, exact same fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly the same. Except he's a doctor not a lawyer yeah right as a lawyer comes into play yeah true true that is that is interesting because it is so it is so similar the only one that he said no that's a proper use yeah he's fucking people military recruitment oh, this seems like a scam, sigh up to me.

There's all this nonsense about like military, how military recruitment is down. Yeah, have you heard that? Have you heard people talk of that? A little bit. I said, anything, anytime the military talks, it's a lie. Well, anytime they're doing anything about anything, it's a lie. I'm sure recruitment is, I would think it would be down because I hope it would be down.

Yeah, because well, yeah, it's been very unpopular, just kind of, you know, it's like, hey, what the fuck? We've been over there for how fucking low? 20 years, you guys watched a 20 year war and there's not any, I mean, there's hookers in Vietnam and shit. There's not in drugs, there's not any of that shit in Iraq, I don't think. It's a fucking desert, it seems a lot worse than maybe Ukraine and be a lot of whores in Ukraine, but you guys have had 20 years of selling a, like, playing in this dirt, dirt, and smoke deaths

and people getting fucked over. Like do you guys not understand that the kids these days see all that stuff on social media and maybe they're pumping the brakes on going the military? Yeah, for sure. But they're just like, yeah, maybe I just won't. I've seen one too many veterans crying on TikTok. Yeah, what?

How traumatized they are. Yeah. That's like the smoking in your throat, that guy fucking saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And being outside of the VA, like, well, yeah, I don't want that. Right.

That guy looks like a bitch. I don't want to cry like that, like a bitch, right? I'm not going to the army. But there's still this weird push, like, our recruiting goals are not being met as though we're running a business. Yeah, well, and our recruiting goal, like, what do you mean, aren't they?

Yes, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. I find it so odd. I find the concept of military readiness so odd when we have, we have not had a justifiable war, arguably justifiables since World War II. I don't think we should have gone in World War II at all. I don't think it was necessary at all. But some people would and I'm fine with that.

Yeah, that's okay. Okay. But that was powered by a draft. Right. So then why did we need, we didn't need a military there either. So World War One was a complete disaster. Right. So we didn't need a war there either.

The Civil War was a draft. Revolution was a draft. At what point have we ever needed military readiness? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure when the French riots come here, the military is not protecting me. Right. Because that's what they want to happen. I don't know. What's sleeping. All right, let's read some comments. Mm.

I'm just seething about that land out, domain. It's just that the reasoning is so poor. Yeah, I did, you know, I wish I could say I was surprised, but me too. I was like, oh, just give it to him so he'll shut up. It's like anytime I fucking talk now, it's some sort of insane harassment or something, right? It's some sort of weird, ulterior, 4D chess game. Yeah.

No, guys, a ship egg. He's just saying about why he's a ship egg. Yeah. People, he's definitely overthinking it and probably taking a lot of pride in it. Yeah. I got a smart eye. I saw through this guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. You're not going to get this one by me. Right. Right. What are you talking about, man? Yeah. Um, there's so whatever. How I was Um, Erick July, there's so whatever how I was whining about Erick July last week. Oh, I was whining about Erick July.

Uh, yeah, sure. Because he's charging 1750 for his comic book and, uh, it seemed like the charity that he was raising that money for was not getting any money. They're just getting a comic book. Well, is that, but is that what it was supposed to be? Well, his site says, You pay this and we give them a comic book. So you buy a book at half price and we'll give it to charity.

Right, that's what I thought it was. So they only get the book. Yeah, which is, in my opinion, that's a scam. Well, that's, oh, because, that's pretty scummy. How much does he normally charge for the books? 35 bucks. 35 bucks, so he's doing it for, because that's pretty scummy. How much does he normally charge for the books? 35 bucks. 35 bucks.

So he's doing it for- To say that I'm for half price or something and we'll donate it. And you buy this book and I'm gonna give it to a charity. Yeah, like a cancer. You can't say I'm helping cancer kids and not help them. Well, I mean, he's supposed to be providing

like an entertainment, but they have like entertain, they have books, they need money. I guess that, you know, so you're saying like, it's just, I mean, yeah, okay. Well, I mean, like McDonald's never goes, come on in and buy, and buy a meal for a homeless guy, right? Because that would be fucked. Right.

We'll just give them the raise money for the homeless people and give them the food. You guys have the food right off the food donation from your taxes, which is probably doing, but don't keep the money. That's just profiting off of fucking cancer kids. Yeah. I mean, but the, the, but the site that he's going through, what is it like comics for kids or something? Yeah, yeah. Is that what it is? But they probably, if you partner with them, I would imagine that they only, they don't pass a long money, right?

They know that all they need is money. No, no, no, no, but I mean, but no, but for the cat, they use the money to ship comics that they have to kids and veterans. That's what I mean, right? So, yeah, so, but none of the money associated with them, they're not passing it along, it's not like they're not passing it along from Eric, July, right?

And they're passing along money from other creators, right? They only give books. Yeah, they're an actual, just so I know. Yeah, they're an actual charity that uses the money to deliver books to cancer kids in veterans, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my position is, well, if you're not giving them the money, then that's fraud. How, wait, how's that fraud?

Because you're using their image to sell a book and you're donating just the book, you're profiting off of advertising the charity, and you're not helping the charity. But the charity, but, but the charity, that's all the charity does though. The charity has books. They need money. The charity has.

Do you see what I'm saying? Like if you're selling me, yeah, okay, they have, they have books. Don't they get, where do they get their books from? Just straight comic books are like free. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just great donations. Yeah. So like, okay, and I'd like to know like what, you know, how often does the Eric July situation happen?

You know what I mean? What do they do? Because it's because obviously like comics for kids, they know about this. They have to, right? Did you see the O of that company? Yeah. We've got tons of books we need money.

Got that. That's a bottom line. Maybe I just have a different view of charity than people. Well, because a lot of people, I'm going to see it my way and a lot of people see it your way. You're like, why don't you have a problem with it? Not all charities created equal. Some is more useful than others. I mean, like, some is more profitable.

Yeah, well, that's true too. Yeah. That's true too. But no, just for my own clarity, what is there, that's true too. Yeah, that's true too. But no, I just just for my own clarity, like, what is there? What's their normal MO? Like that's, you know, who's, who's M O? The charity organization, like the M O is to get comic books in the hands of kids and veterans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they, they use all their money to do that. Right, right. So I wonder if most of that do they get people who just donate comic books for free to them?

They have warehouses full of God, I gotta gotta. That's like probably been donated or whatever. Like superman, you know, so the air to lie situation is a typical. Like that. I just, I wanted to make the clarification that like he never, he never said he's giving them the money. Right? And that's why I was throwing a fit. Yeah.

Yeah. He said he, then they said, Oh, now he's donating eight grand. What a, it's a huge surprise. And so I said, Okay. Yeah. That's better, but that's still not enough. Like that's still not all the money. Well, it grants it just an arbitrary number, I guess. Right. So I'm like, okay, so what is, in your mind, like in your mind, Eric, what is charity to you? Like, you can walk me through it.

Because it seems like you're saying the 17 bucks is for me for my, quote, manufacturing costs, so like employment and stuff. And then I'm just generously giving this 8 gram. But that's not what it is for me, for my, quote, manufacturing costs, like employment and stuff. And then I'm just generously giving this 8 gram. But that's not what it is to me. Well, it seems, it seems like to me, it's a way to just to basically just sell more books. Because, which I say is,

if you're doing it, I'm doing it. Because you're doing it, it's fucking fraud. Because you're doing it for a, well, it allows you to, it's, you've put yourself in a, in a better light so people are more likely to support you. Mm-hmm. You know, so, mm-hmm. I mean, I think we should get the full amount from Eric donated to the charity, the full amount of all the money that's been paid for these donation books. Well, I mean, that would be, that would be a very charitable thing to do. That would

be charity. Yeah. I'd be, I'd do a charity drive where we're selling cookies. I'm not going to cut myself off. Oh, yeah. Well, I'll make a little money for myself. Oh, if I got my gas and stuff. Oh, my. I mean, as you'd advertising, I got to peel some of these fucking bills on the chair. How much does it charge again?

I mean, charity, charity and fraud is almost always used in the same sentence. Well, it's, it's, it's, it's fraud when there's actual charities do it. If the charity is giving less than if the charity is putting less of 75% of their money into the actual act of the giving. Yeah. That's fraud. If somebody who's just doing a fundraiser for them is doing it, that's a whole fuck another level that I'm not. It's interesting. It's interesting. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out. Yeah, and he's probably pitching it, I would imagine, as Donate. Well, and it's half price.

So like we're actually not. Well, I'm losing money on it. Well, that's what I was gonna say. That's like a shady man. I mean, you don't know what it, nobody, that's all just kind of theoretical. You're kind of being asked to believe, I don't know what it, I don't know what it costs

and what it breaks down. What the, you know, it's weird because it's cut and dry for me and it's not for a lot of people. The charitable thing to do would be collect money, pay the money forward, write off the cost of the books on your taxes. Sure, sure, sure.

Sure. What about, if I hit a certain level, I just donate a set amount. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, that's a little more. Because it is a, I get the, I get your point. Yeah, I definitely do. Yeah.

It's like, yeah, it's, yeah, it's for this amount. It's just, yeah, it's just, it's in that weird fucking thing that's, it just seems a little sleazy. Yeah. And also it didn't change until I got involved. Yeah. So then I'm like, well, now I'm doubly fucking suspicious. Yeah. Maybe like a guilty conscience or something. I know. Well, it's yeah, I think, yeah, help me hit this and I'll donate X amount to because then it's just, then it's just, you're just giving

books to kids who need it. Yeah. They don't need it. They don't need this book. Yeah. They got enough. Okay, maybe not. But now we're talking, now we're talking art.

But it's, I mean, the charity doesn't need the books. They got tons of books. Yeah. It's, yeah. Now it's just a, look, I'm just, I'm giving this away. It's not tied, it's not tied to a per unit cost. Yeah. Uh, okay, I'm just making sure that

Teresa isn't in there. I just let them read ice. I'm going to kill themselves. God, you guys. I don't know why I immediately saw that. It's not, well, that's a fucking scam. That's all the scam in the book. You can't, they're not, the guys aren't getting any help with that.

What are you doing? Yeah. I just wanted to know whether, whether he was couching it like he's giving money to but really wasn't. But it doesn't, I don't know. Yeah. It doesn't, it doesn't seem like he was, but I didn't. It appeared. That, like, okay, well, where'd you get that number?

Well, no, I know. Yeah, eight grand. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, he doesn't have open books, I would imagine. So it's like, I mean, how many of them, or does he, as he said, how many have been bought specifically for charity? Yeah.

Yeah. Tool chest says, hey, this may be old material, but in the part in this week's show about Juneteenth at the office made me think about my office this year. Corporate makes a big deal to celebrate Juneteenth with drinks and food. White people in the office get to mingle while the staff servicing the event and catering are 100% black. Oh boy. Yeah.

Happy Juneteenth at our office. Suarez. Uh, no, those aren't white people in blackface serving you. Those are actual genuine black people. Oh, enjoy yourselves at the office while you're weighted on by. Well, but is he talking about caterers? Yeah, caterers. Oh, but they're, so they're supporting black owned businesses.

The, is the company's line on that? That's what they'll say. Oh, I guess. Yeah, that's a sure, sure, sure. they're supporting black owned businesses. The is the company's line on that. That's what they'll say. Oh, I guess. Yeah, that's a sure, sure, sure. That's yeah. Still they'll say, yeah, I mean, we want to we're being, you know, we're giving them money. Just have a party. We're giving them money.

Don't have a Juneteenth party. Not comics books. Money, not comic books. Yes. They're giving us food. They're giving us the comic books. If you give them money, they can make their own comic books. You see?

So the guy, the dickhead that was talking to the charity CEO to get to the bottom of this. Oh boy, you have to get to the house. The dickhead was, oh yeah, he's, you know, how he would be. Do you know how our guys are? You have like statements from the CEO? Yeah, emails.

Really? He said, yeah, I was very surprised to get the money. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, well then, like you weren't expecting it. So clearly we had an effect. No, it seems like it. Out for Smugs is I just made a red pill YouTuber,

Rage Quit is live streamed by saying that Andrew Tates bragged about doing all the things he's being charged with on an episode of the Dix show. So by Transit Property Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, Dix, so by Transit of Property, Dictus meeting, I'm gonna go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Transit of Property. And your taste going to jail, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Well, he is, what he was, by the definition of human trafficking, he was doing it, and he bragged about it on this show

and every other show. I'm seeing my life. You can't tell women you love them and to move in with you and then you make money off of their sex labor. That's human trafficking. If you don't like it, I don't care. That's the law. Sorry that everyone knew it but you. But look, there's a lot of things we'd all like to be doing that are illegal. That's why they're legal. You can't go, well, yeah, I did it, but you know, fuck the system, like, well, yeah, you know, but yeah.

I don't wanna pay taxes either. It's not the matrix that's coming after me if I don't do it. Nate, I know you probably don't check your, oh yeah, this is a shipping guy. Oh. Chris Primers says, it's funny you mentioned that led mask some people i've followed have been making fun of the guy in the attached picture over the past week uh...

or so no i don't have that one michael on dronday gravey ceil experience they can shot big fans show hearing you guys talk about the gravey seals reminds me of a guy i knew when i was in high school. He was a few years older than me. And my group of friends, a little bit of a weird guy, but he lived alone and he had house parties all the time, so we didn't care. He took a whole gravy seal experience to a whole new level, joined the army reserves and promptly it became his entire personality.

Oh yeah. House parties that used to be fun now involved him getting blackout drunk listening to CCR with Vietnam footage in the background What the putting on his whole army outfit before talking about all the horrors of war to anyone that would listen He never saw active combat So he became like anti-war Because I got CCR is very anti-war. Yeah, Fogarty, yeah. So it's Vietnam.

The fortunate son is about all the un-Ianages of the rich, about people like Al Gore, about you like, that's what that was about. That was not a patriotic song. That was anti-military, anti-V Vietnam as it gets. He co-opted that valor. Instead of like bravery, he co-opted the, I've been disillusioned by the US military industrial complex. And now I hate the military.

That's how much of a military I am. See what you want about the guy, but, oh, he never saw active combat, but that didn't stop him from complaining about PTSD and having nightmares. Oh, boy. So he just, he really just wanted an identity so fucking bad. He's desperate to be as a lot of that.

Have attention or be validated or have somebody care about him or yeah, yeah, it's really wild. That is what Anjutate is selling kids, like an identity. Yo, yeah. I'm a billionaire and I have, yeah. I'm not even a real billionaire. I'm a pretend billionaire that pretends to have cars. Like, I don't think those kids really think that he,

I don't think that they think those things are true. I think it only matters to them that other people are pretending to believe it. Yeah. It's slightly different than actually having it. Yeah. Always, always crack me up. Remember the show, who was I talking about this with?

Remember MTV Cribs? Yeah. Like people didn't understand that like those guys, like houses weren't really like that. Oh yeah. Like it's like, oh so and so look at all this, it's like dude, they're like, they're like that. Like it's like, oh, so and so, look at all this, it's like, dude, there's set designers, like it's a show. Yeah, like all that shit that they have, like that's a show. Yeah, it's not, you notice how they don't have any stuff

around, like normal stuff, anywhere. Yeah. Say what we want about the guy, but he was committed to the lifestyle and ended up killing himself a few years later. Oh, God. And true veteran fashion, that's amazing. Thanks and go fuck yourself. Really took that boy, that's method acting,

if I ever heard of it. Sponko, corporate dick sucking coworker makes me a rage. Don't say my name please, corporate dick sucking coworker. Oh, like sucking the dick of corporate. Yeah, okay. I love it. That's another thing white people love. Corporations.

I just, meetings. No. Hey, Dick Longtime fan, I wrote you a couple of times a while ago, once after the biggest problem in the universe ended abruptly and again, when I fucked up financing going to school. I've since graduated and I've been employed at a great job for four years. Wow, look at this. We know this guy. We're practical. This guy's a dad's. Yeah. I interviewed a job candidate a couple days ago and we had a lot and who had a lot of technical skills that aligned with the job requirements. Nice guy. I hear good things from all the other interviewers. So I think

it'll be an easy decision. We did the interview debrief earlier today and the feedback from all the interviewers was shown right before the meeting. My jaw hit the floor when I saw the feedback from the coworker who was interviewing the candidate right before me, I'll quote it so you can see what I mean. I have no, they say, I have no intention of hiring this candidate. Despite their exceptional intelligence

and diverse background experience, their response regarding why they want to work here was disappointing. It was simply based on being unemployed and hearing that the company was hiring from a friend. All right. The Canada demonstrated a lack of knowledge about our company, our projects, and a disinterest in defining their own aspirations.

Their approach seemed akin to someone wearing a will code for food sign, indicating a broad job search without genuine motivation You know what you want in a technical field with someone who can lie. Yeah, really important that someone can think abstractly in a way that To trick you into hiring them That's irrelevant to their job. Regrettably their skill set Though better than that of a fresh graduate, cannot compensate for their complete lack of drive, purpose or interest in our organization.

No, boy. Yeah. The problem the candidate answered honestly about his age gap between graduation and getting a job. I guess he didn't know a whole lot about the company either, but given that these are 30-minute interview blocks, I don't know how the response could be this strong. This is another fucking asshole who gets off on some sliver of power. Yeah, no shit. the response could be this strong. This is another fucking asshole

who gets off on some sliver of power. Yeah, no shit. Oh, yeah, for sure. And I can only assume it's because he's never experienced anything difficult in his life. And I have to live with the reality. I really do work with these LinkedIn bootlickers. Yeah, thanks for all the entertainment you give me over the years and go fuck yourself. Okay, Jack, asking for a raise. Don't say my name. People have been piling on dad questions recently. So I figured I'd throw mine in as well. My current employer promoted me from a data analyst to a data scientist about two weeks

ago. Compared to the other DS people in my company, data scientist people in my company, I'm pretty lacking in knowledge. But my boss said he wants me to learn as I go and grow into the role. I've just completed my first big project and I'm feeling pretty good, but there's one problem. I didn't get a raise when I got the promotion. Oh, damn, that sucks. Yeah. I get not wanting to pay me as much as a normal data scientist since I just started the role. Don't make their arguments for them. That's a good advice. But because I'm working more hours and solving more complex issues than my last position,

I expected at least a small bump in pay. Since I just carried over my salary for my old position, I am now currently the lowest paid data scientist in the state, according to Glassdoor. Well, you're paid in title. So when you leave the company, you'll go in as a data scientist. I love how when they do that, should they pay's when they do that, that's been a scam for companies for a long time. It's like, oh, well, you know, but your title will mean more in the future. I'm not not rumble. Not here. Not here. I won't mean more.

Yeah, not here. Let me just see if rumbles fucked up. Yeah. No. Waiting for stream. Like always. Of course it is. Fucking of course it is. Why would it not be? Why would Rumble work? What are we? What are we live? Are we running a video streaming platform? Yeah. Nothing on Rumble. fucking amazing. Oh God. Man, that's fucking hate, Rumble. It's such a, it's so fucking worthless. Yeah.

Yeah. Their company just, and their CEO is on Twitter saying just the dumbest shit, like the most pandering magic beans, marketing shit. Oh, we need a whole infrastructure to support our new economy. Like, bro, your app fucking doesn't work. And you trick these e-salebrities into going out and saying, hey guys, they're real receptive.

I heard the app sucks. So, why don't you guys just get real with me. Look, I'm flipping the chair around. Why don't you tell me something about how rumble sucks. And then everybody, now finally, everybody's like, bro, just don't fucking waste our time with this shit. They don't fix anything. I wanted to ask for more money just because it feels like

something I should do, but I'm grateful that they're giving me the opportunity in the first place. Also, is it best practice to send my boss a message email or just knock on their office door? It's intimidating. Well, it's intimidating for them too. See, that works both ways. If it's intimidating for you, it's probably intimidating for them. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care how old

they are. There's still nobody wants to have these conversations. No, no, no. Uh, sincerely jacked for reference. I'm 24, huh? And making 74,000 right now. Wow. So I'm probably overpaid anyway. Well, buddy, stop with this stinkin, thinking, thinking. You can always have more money. Sure, we all do. If you're doing the job of someone who gets paid more, you should be being paid. He's got a lot of excuses going on. Do you have more money or not?

I'm inexperienced. I'm only 24. I'm, look, more is better. It doesn't matter what other people are getting paid. It doesn't matter what you were getting paid yesterday. It doesn't matter what other people are getting paid. It doesn't matter what you were getting paid yesterday. It doesn't matter what you're getting paid today. You want more, you gotta go get more.

If they needed someone to fill a role, they figured they're gonna try within, they're gonna try to save themselves money. Yeah. As much as pot, well, who can we get? Oh, we'll get, oh, the young up and cummer ball ball ball ball. Because it's gonna, clearly that role I think they're good. They're sick but there seems to be a need for that role right so it's either go outside and hire someone at market value try this to

get a kid to yeah baby doesn't know any better to yeah to do it for them. Hey you gotta say put it on you gotta put it on. You gotta put a time on it. Look at it, look at it. Oh, it's like, this is a great opportunity for you. If I do well, I'm doing pretty well right now, man. Walk in there, yo, yo, just wanted to say thanks again for the opportunity. I'm feeling great, but the only thing I want to talk to you about is the money.

Right. I feel like I got a lot more responsibilities and I'm making you a lot, I'm making the company more money. Maybe see what I'm doing in there. Two months, let's sit it down and talk about a raise. I'm looking for one ten or whatever you want. Say it and then I'm coming back in two months and I'm gonna come twist your nuts then.

I'm gonna come in hard then. So you got time to be prepared. I'm coming in hot then. I'm gonna give you a day. September 11th. That's Right. I'm coming in hot then. Right. I'm gonna give you a day. Yep. September 11th. Right. That's that day I'm coming in.

I'm gonna wreck your towers. Right. Me coming in. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no How did that guy get so much money? Yeah. That's what I'm doing. Come September 11th. Uh-huh. Keep your fucking eyes open. Maybe not those words exactly, but... Right. The way you started was pretty good. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Okay, good luck with that.

Um, this one is, um, your little daddy says, uh, fat brain have led women to making the dumbest comparisons. Oh, okay. Oh, would you have felt like... Fat news. And then all dudes and boys, oh, okay. Oh, would you have found one? What? Yeah, in fat news. And then all dudes and boys, males, and get the hell out of here. I wasted all my time complaining about Kevin Landau.

Well, I don't know if it was a waste of time. Maybe it'll help me. I didn't even make it a little healthy, I'm not. Patriot. No. Oh, boy, okay. Oh, my God, Evan, you idiot. This is a some sort of an infographic on how to be fat. Oh boy, okay. Oh my god, Evan, you idiot. Oh boy.

This is a some sort of an infographic on how to be fat. This is terrible. This is what's wrong with this already. Well, I mean, you find that it's acceptable to compare women certainly don't like to be compared to dogs. I know you're not allowed to use dogs when you're talking about any kind of racial issues. And yet I see both on this infographic, this pro-fat infographic

that I'm looking at. Well, the, you know, the, the second woman should be a dwarf if you want to make that. So if you want to actually, you know, say, say, uh, rotwiler to Chihuahua. So the infographic is, it says, it's not the same as fat black woman to skinny black woman. It says, it has a picture of a rotwiler and a picture of a Chihuahua or a drawing and it says you wouldn't expect this rotwiler to turn into this Chihuahua by diet and exercise.

So why would you expect this and there is a fat black woman wearing an Aphrodite Toga for no reason, a Greek fat-frodite Toga. So why would you expect this fat woman to turn into this? And then it is the same cosoman but skinnier. Because that logic tracks. Like they're trying to say, you know, oh, it's, oh yeah, that's preposterous. It's like, uh, no, that's not even close to being analogous. The head is the same size.

Yeah, the head of the rot wiler. That's the hottest looking dog you could find. The rot wiler is the fat black woman you're saying. I mean, there's a wall on it. And there's some dogs. Why not like a gray hound? You know, at least it's a slimmer version. Yeah, okay.

Or why not like a big fat golden retriever, like our big fat labrador, like mine and then a golden retriever that's a slimmer version. Yeah, okay. Or why not like a big fat golden retriever, like our big fat labrador, like mine, and then a golden retriever that's a little skinnier? Well, yeah, that would be not a chihuahua. Well, no, tiny. It's not this, yeah, it's... So is this, they think this is, like, they're saying this is impossible

to go from this fat size to this right just as impossible And as it is to turn into a Chihuahua if you're starting life as a rotwiler They like this person thinks this is smart How come there was no fat people at Auschwitz then that's what Right What? What? What are you talking about? What do you mean, diet and exercise can't turn it into that?

Yeah, can. They're saying she's just as, hey, she's a rot-wiler. She's always gonna be a rot-wiler. Right? Yeah. I mean, they're not changing. Why is she wearing this Greek toga? Why isn't she wearing spanks or something?

What is this outfit? I just, what blows my mind is that this person thinks this is smart. I know. Oh, they're just blasting this out to women. Yeah, it's so dumb. How come the skinny girl has a purse and these fucking weird jeans with holes cut in the thighs?

I know. And this boostie, what is, what is going on? I know what is going on. What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on?

What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on?

What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? Stubbs. Stubbs says this will be a good fat watch. All right, let's see here. Stubbs. Stubbs. You think that Supreme Court thing's gonna help men out, without all this white men need not apply shit all over? You think they're gonna go after companies next?

I don't know. Like you guys can't do that. You guys can't be putting that shit on job ads. I don't know. That'd be pretty crazy. I didn't have it loaded up. Whoops, excuse me. There you go. And this is from Stubbs.

Something about. Oh, amazing. The tweet's been deleted. Thanks a lot. No. Matthew Cameron says, what kind of mermaid is this? Well, let's see. Oh, my, that's a big mermaid.

She being held up by this poor Sherpa underneath the big, big Korean woman in a Shamu tank. Why is the tank so green? Oh, but look at the end result, isn't that beautiful? How these two poor guys bastards are holding this big fat woman up in a Shamu tank. It was dressed like a mermaid with a mermaid tail. Yeah.

Oh my God, look at all the Photoshop that went into that. Yeah, it got a remote, yeah. Look at her tail, it's very, she's got her legs stretched out as far as possible, like a starfish in this mermaid tail. So it looks more like a lobster tail. And why didn't they use that, they made all those guys do the work. And then they used her tails just kind of hanging vertically in the picture, right?

Oh, let's see. Look like right there. Okay, it's horizontal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just poor bastards under her holding his breath. He probably collapsed. And it's like, take the fucking picture. Take the fucking picture.

So he's under there. We're done. You're taking fucking squat press. Yeah. With this 240 pound mermaid on his back or a manatee or walrus or whatever she's posing as. You know, actually is breath. I did.

I actually know a little bit about this woman. What do you do? Yeah, she's got you know she's a survivor. She you know she beat gastric bypass. It's amazing. Yeah, that's a serious thing man. You can tell. Yeah. Do you have to work hard to beat that? Yeah, yeah, she was willing to put in the work and that's good. Not just lay down and say I'm gonna be skinny Mathias how to style a bomber jacket. Okay, let's give it a shot. Let's give it a look see. Oh Kido ki A bomber jacket

It's a I Can't with these women anymore. I can't Her face is a full-on. It's like, I can't with these women anymore. I can't. Her face is a full on, it's like a hubcap. Yeah. It just looks like a moon. Her head. I know. It looks like a moon with bangs.

Yeah. With hoop earrings coming out the side. And I mean, compared to some people we've had on Fat Watch, I mean, she is not large compared to, and that's crazy to say. Yeah, but if we had a time machine and went back to like the 90s, this would be gigantic.

Oh yeah. This would be comic relief on a married with children episode. Right, right. She's looking at shoes because it's the last time she'll be able to see them before she puts them on. She's looking at her shoes because it's the last time she'll be able to see them before she puts them on. She's looking at her shoes like it's the last time. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you. She's styling a bomber jacket.

The easiest way to style a bomber jacket, what's that? What's a, isn't it? Well, bomber jacket is like, John's jacket. Well, yeah, I mean a bomber jacket. Yeah, but you know, usually they're like a brown, you know, outer shell or whatever. Yeah, they've got like kind of fur inside or whatever.

I mean, they're like kind of heavy, but not really. I mean, do you have everybody seen bomber jackets? I'm doing a horrible job describing them, but. Well, I, I'm a bomber jacket that she's wearing. I don't think so. No. No, it's just like a team sports jacket. Yeah, that's, that's what the bomber jacket that I remember, you know, like that's, is that what they're, is that what they're calling that style of jacket now?

I don't know. What is this? Is it like a fucking Oxford shoe or something? You know what I mean? Like, what makes that a bomber jacket? That doesn't look any, looks like a sports jacket. Yeah. Um, and she's got some easiest way

to style on. Highlands on. Wow, bizarre. Yeah. Is fat women posting pictures of themselves and as under the guise of fashion advice. Right. Like here's how you dress. Just a bunch of instructional pictures of me. Okay. Okay, thanks, lady. Thanks, Matthews. Thank you so much for that. All right, ready to this video?

Patron.com slash the Dix show. Yeah, and hot live on our own. God, fucking dammit. I don't know why Rumble, it works half the time. Doesn't work the other fucking half the time. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh God. So apparently fat mermaids are a...

Wow. Fat women doing mermaid photo shoots is a thing I guess. So those actually see all the water like splashing up around her? Yeah. Those are actually what all the water like splashing up around her. Yeah. That's those are actually what they've cropped that photo. Those are actually like green piece workers from the side throwing buckets of water on her from, you know, you know, I see keep the skin wet. Yeah. While they wait for the for the for the barge to come in and attach to the tail and pull out, you know, and hopefully

get her into deeper water and she can navigate her way out of the harbor. Sometimes they get lost. Sometimes they get lost. Yeah. Yeah. So it happens with whales. They can't roll them over. Well, they're being crushed by their own weight.

Right. That's why the largest animals on earth are in the ocean because they need something to support their weight. Otherwise they crushed their own lungs. Did you know that shit that oxygen that the rat breathed in the abyss was real? No, no, I didn't. That's real. That liquid with full of oxygen. Really? Yeah, that rat is really breathing that in that fucking movie. And the only reason that they don't use that that humans don't use it is because we don't have the power to expel it. Or we would just drown. Because eventually, yeah, you got to expel, you got to, you can't get new stuff in because

you don't have the lung strength to push it out. Interesting. But it works for like a minute. Wow. Isn't that crazy? I had no idea. I would have never guessed. But maybe she could do it.

Look at the size of these lungs. Look at these fat rolls. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like when you pop a muffin roll, we don't... Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, they're packed. Yeah, they...

This is the best picture of the face that they could get. That's the most sultry and... I'm comfortable in my own skin, all of my skin look. That's a lot of, you know, I make up, right? It's eye shadow or whatever you wanna call it. Yeah. Ah, come on guys, don't give me that shit.

You guys and your, you guys and your tiny pictures, give me some pixels, Give me some real pixels man nothing Oh her name is mermaid Monique Monique. Oh And that's her thing should be in a mermaid Yeah, I am being fat. Yeah, not in that order. But I mean, you know, like, but everything she obviously that I mean, she only does mermaid photos, I guess. Yeah. Huh. Huh. Is this where they got that idea from a black aerial, you think?

think, you know, that's woman inspiration can be found in many areas, you know, it's kind of limited only to your imagination. Sure. Of mermaid shame on each. Oh God. Wow. Got a bunch of them. Yeah. Oh, he want to go down under the sea with her.

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How much would you guess? How? Like, what's her followers? She has, okay, she has fewer followers than you do. Yeah, right? Her's probably more dedicated. If she had a domain name dispute, they would probably donate more money.

Yeah, but what, I don't know, man. Society of fat mermaids, what? Wow. Watch Mur people, Netflix official site. What the fuck, your Venmo? Can you send her an invoice for looking at these pictures? Society, no, There's a society of fat mermaids. Oh, thank God we found this. This is a, this may be the size, inclusive,

apparel, shell abrating. Oh boy. Fat folks, resources for plus size, murfolk, and mermaid enthusiasts. Oh, so it's a fetish. Mermaid is a mermaid enthusiast. Somebody who really is into mermaids. So it's guys jacking off to women and- To this? Dude, I believe- I believe there's someone who gets off to everything.

To anything. To anything. The weirdest thing you can think of, somebody gets off on it. Oh, about us. The Society of Fat Mermaids was founded by Mermaid Shemonique, DC area-based mermaid model and performer. We are here to encourage you to find your inner

Mermaid Babe and embrace a joyous, wholehearted life. Not gonna be a very long life. Diversify the image of Murphoke. Huh. Remind the world that, I don't know, what, what, what, what? Remind the world that fat people and fat mermaids and all caps are sexy, powerful, intelligence.

The powerful, I believe. I think it's censorship. Yeah. Oh, a vast team. 80. There be a powerful, sexy powerful sexy mermaid. Over there. A verticals, Mr. Quee Quay, half we run aground. And we've just hit a mermaid. We hit a powerful babe out in the middle of y'all. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, capable of sinking your paddle boat. Ugh. Hahaha. Capable of breaking this, capable of needing bigger wheels on our chair,

if we come in for an interview. Capable of, um, yeah okay. Beautiful, capable, beautiful, free spirited. Mm-hmm. Fun loving. Mm-hmm. Do you think it's more comfortable for fat people to just float around in a salt tank all day versus like standing and fucking up their knees and walking?

100% yeah, yeah sure of course fun loving and worthy spread messages of diversity and body positivity in a fun way. We are in our infancy we will grow into a vibrant community and a valuable resource sign up for our mailing list for updates. Okay, okay well, oh god, mermaid moanie into a vibrant community and a valuable resource. Sign up for our main English for updates. Okay. Okay. Well, oh God. Mermaid Monique. Okay. There's a fat guy with a mermaid.

You're not like, hey, how come we can't? It's just like, actually we can't. I love being a mermaid. Hello, my name is Maria from Acomermaid. And today I'm interviewing Shay Monique, the owner of the Fatad Mermaid Society. I was really lucky to have her and meet her and she's sharing about her experience as a mermaid, how she lived this being overmade.

She was like, I'm so, I'm being black and how this didn't stop her to be the mermaid she wanted to be. I'm sorry. I didn't say that. I think so, didn't you? You're gonna rewind. I know. I to be almost glossed over that being a fat to being a black a vegan mermaid that's being overweight being black and Yeah, Sean we're gonna get a very accurate explanation of what it's like to be fat and black from this lady who's a mermaid black from this lady who's a mermaid. What's it like to be black? Well, he's fucking Korean guys, right? I was trying to roll me out of the pool.

So there are some people who are fat. There are some people who are black. What our next guest is both fat and black and a woman. Why the fuck would you interview somebody on what it's like to be fat and black? Who's a mermaid? But that didn't stop her folks. My God. So usually people stop at one of the other.

They're black. They're like, I don't have time to be fat. Conversely, if you're fat, good luck being black, but you've done both. But a mermaid? A mermaid? What does the Supreme Court decision have to do with you? Oh, okay. The mermaid she wanted to be.

And I feel it's really inspiring, and everybody should be the mermaid. They want to be the mermaid. And this is why she created this clothing line that fits all body types, and let's get right in the interview. [♪ music playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in background, you're playing in that mermaids and we are, I guess, an online and somewhat in-person collective of mermaids of all shapes and sizes, but our own is. Okay, all right.

Is that enough for fat mermaids? Yeah, that's okay. It's about all I can handle. It's about us. Why fat? So we're larger than average. And it's okay. Okay, let me find it.

They're taking, I have noticed that that they're taking back fat. Like, it's like, yeah, we're find it. They're taking, I have noticed that they're taking back fat. You know, like it's like, yeah, which, you know, yeah, fat, it is like simple descriptive language. You keep it. Yeah, it's gonna have it. Yo, yeah, totally. Don't worry, we got plenty of words you're not gonna want.

Right. Okay, here we go. See you next Tuesday. Patreon.com slash the Dixia. See you next Tuesday. Patreon.com slash the Dixia. See you next Tuesday. NGTV I'm Can you believe we lost a trivia this week? I We got third place. Yeah, which honestly, you know, a fucking, I love to win and I hate to lose. But I have to say for, we had four people.

Yeah. There are tables of people, who also I think are cheating. I fucking thank you for saying it. I think there are people in the corner. You know someone's got a cell phone and they're fucking lap. We were four people. You, producer Randy, 80s girl. That

was it. We have fucking third place and we miss second by a point. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Those fuckers. It's worse because we did so well in the last, it's worse because I did so well in the last round. Yeah. That's what makes it bad. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Here we go. Hey, dedication on. Hey, I don't know if it was this podcast or biggest problem. I just think you guys are talking about how early you can chalk your liver from drinking. It was on 27 and my friend's brothers are around my age. They're 27 and my 28, right? One of them at Pancreas Titus, and was told that he had six months to live. Yeah, maybe he's shrinking.

And the other one has ferrosis, the older one. He has got to relax. Literally, like, I'm 28, 27. It has to be around 8 or 25. Yeah, I mean, you need to do acid. The oldest brother is like 30 and he Drink heavily the same they do. He's yeah, yeah, it's But it can happen very young

There's no drinking. There's a fucking idiot Like how would you I don't even know how it's possible to do that before your 30? I have no I didn't know To I mean careful guys don't fucking before your 30. I have no, I didn't know. I have seen genetics too. I mean, careful guys, don't fucking drink fucking beers. Yeah, it's not, it's not necessarily directly, you know, two people, you can drink the same amount and it has a, for whatever reason, I don't know that it's completely understood, but it's like, you know, you know, that alcohol causes cirrhosis,

but some people get away with it for a long time. Some people, they can smoke themselves that fucking young where you go, God, there's gotta be, maybe there's an underlying condition perhaps that makes them more susceptible to it. I don't know, but I have known people who have done that. I've seen some guys who I think should cut back.

And then I've seen some guys who are like completely blown out. Every time I talk to them where they've seized, they're more liquor than human anymore. And then I see them two years later in there. They just look like corpse. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's crazy. So try not to be either of those two. Hey,

dig guys want to say thanks for paying off my suit alone. Uh, yeah, I got a bad much. I know people don't give you enough things for things you do. But this is a thank you. Love you. I got them shits back. Short and sweet. No student loan payoffs for you, dummies. Can you believe people thought that would happen? Yeah, right. What? How come that didn't happen? Like, what do you think of everybody in the government fucking riding?

What the fuck do you mean we're not gonna get any money? We're not paying that shit off. We talk. No, you guys can't do that. Oh, guys, I really fucking Trump Supreme Court. Wouldn't let me just give you all the money. Sure, sure. Oh, yeah.

Is that what happened? Right, right, right. Right. Goddamn Trump. Yeah. Right. Cause you could never have done it any other way or any other time.

Guys, I really fucked up here. You gotta bail me out. You gotta bail me out. I said that we would forgive all this shit. Should we pass a lot? No, just I'll just say it. Just enough. Supreme court will fucking knock it out.

Don't worry about it. Don't don't bring up that law shit. Right. Right. We're going to say that's like a flyer. Right for traficial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they could lack it happen. Yeah. And we're fucked. Mm hmm. Um, that's funny. All right. Oh, this. Haven't talked about transit today.

Did we go a whole episode without talking about any transit? Well, yeah, I think so. Almost all of it. So find Niagara. You know, like Niagara Falls, a phone tractor from family name on the air. Oh, Niagara? Like a four on set recording device. You haven't.

That's one express that I had this thought all those states that are so concerned about transgender surgery with kids, gender, affirming surgery, making illegal, etc. What the fuck does they think about circumcision? How is it any fucking different? They don't care. You're fucking just done. Yeah, genitals and the reproductive organs. Because it happens to guys. I don't have a lot of different. You're fucking just dumb. Generals and the reproductive organs of the children. Because it happens to guys. I don't, because it's like different. Yeah, that's it. Because guys that are getting a sex change to women are gaining an advantage over women. So men, conservative men like reflexively want to protect women.

That's why they, hey, and they're gay. And they're all gay themselves. And they get angry at that. That's why they, hey, and they're gay. They're all gay themselves. And they get angry at that. That's why they don't care about us. If conservative guys had their way, all men would just have their dicks and balls removed, but still be men, like kendals. That's their ideal state, but they know they can't get that. There's, no, there's enough of us who like to have our dicks that they can't chop them completely off for fun. So they, yeah, they don't care. They don't. I thought about what you were what you said. It was a very good point about that they have internalized a trans woman as a woman. Isn't that crazy?

Because of the, the, the, the, the body thing. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. It's like topless. You really guys topless. You really do think that's a woman don't you? You do really fucking do. And you didn't care about the the trans man that had his top off. So you think that's a man right? And you're upset that now you have to because you guys just love falling over fucking women. You're upset that you now have to do that.

Yeah, you built this beautiful society for women to do whatever they want in and have no consequences. And now guys are taking advantage of it. You really, you really did show what was going on inside by that kind of, by that outrage. And who in that photo you are concerned with? Uh, uh, uh, let's see here. Uh,

Let's see here. Here, it's moon milk, and I had a rage of... It's a woman? I was like, bras and tops in general, because if you have a bust that's like over an H, you have to like sometimes dip into like the quotes plus sizes. A lot of the whales have a waste of 10 inches more than I do. So I can't wear them. So yeah, close shopping. I'm a 38-eye reference and it's very difficult to find clothes.

That's how I only got. I guess don't ask the Lord. I just can never find good ones. So I'm very high. So I won't say a bunch. I don't want to go on way too long. So Sean's gay, but didn't I guess what? Sean's gay, but give them what? A kiss, I think. Oh, okay. From the boob lady. They'll make me less gay. Have you considered converting to a mermaid? If you're worried about clothes, if you want to send a video voicemail,

this new thing that we're doing, I just started it right now, video voicemail. You can email me your video voicemails, and I'll play them too. So sometimes people are more expressive over a video that they are calling in. Yeah. So, as of right now, even if you've already, you could even have the same problem you talked about. Right.

Totally fine. Just try it out. We'll just have more to talk about. We'll have more to talk about. And actually, it's for you, it's for your benefit. Yes. Here we go. That Florida anti-Limetic Bill, it's in response largely to this organization in Florida

where they go around putting up flyers, like basically say, Jews on the media, don't shit like that. Right. I heard it's interview of the guy uh... is is pretty uh... it'd be a pretty fun interview on your show not a new to any more of the big giveaway with the something like that now but might might think a little bit also but uh... interesting dude interesting group of

people uh... they're not like telling people it's just like flyers of people's uh... fucking uh... synagogue you know, and that's upsetting the synagogue. I can't imagine why that would be a setting. Just going around putting flyers. What's the flyers out there? This is America. Yeah, well, you know, they could hold signs and spin them and stuff. I mean, they're going to shoot you the next time you trespass on their property. That's America. So, you know, they're going to shoot you the next time you trespass on their property. That's America. So you know, they're going to bring in the fucking Hebrew hammer over here to

fucking knock your ass out because you're trespassing. We don't live in that world anymore. The Hebrew hammer. That was the nickname of a baseball player because I think it was Hank Greenberg. Oh, really? Hebrew hammer. Hebrew hammer. Run hitter.

Yeah. That was it. I think that's his name. It was a Jewish superhero movie a long long time ago It was really obscure one. I forget the median who made it. Huh? Okay How about this one? This one sounds pretty bizarre. Hey, Dekachon, I got a rage here. Okay. Unless we're, you know, fuck it, whatever. Let's get to it, all right. All right, so the fact that people are like,

oh, the trends of the gay people is the government doing population control. That's fucking stupid as shit. If that was the case, like, do they not know that gay people can adopt children? They could adopt children from the straight people that couldn't take care of them in the first place, so therefore keeping life going regardless. What do you think is the good goal that straight people can't take care of for some reason

or another whether or not they just disappear or what have you? It goes somewhere and that is due a foster home to the ocean to which let's say a Couple that can't produce a child get a child And they keep the cycle of life going Recycle bin for for children Right, it's not really population control. It's just fucking idiots being idiots. It's just in a direction. Okay. Really. It's going to be going. You're right, Dick. Anyway, yeah. Yeah. Go for it later. Yeah. Population control. Right. So people jump to like immediate fucking wild-ass conspiracy.

That's all, they're all, I would they want a population control. I'm stupid. I never got that one. Have you seen all the Bill Gates quotes where they like, gotcha or he wants to kill half the world or something like that? Like Thanos, Thanos? I mean, it's not world or something like that, like Thanos, Thanos.

Well, that's not a bad idea. No, it'd be great. Yeah. Just out of spite, not for any reason. Man, I'll leave it volunteer. I'll take the coin flip. Yeah, go ahead. Did I make it?

Yeah, surprise me. Yeah, yeah, surprise. Right. Tell me now. Okay. Here's one. Hey, Dick. I've been loving the ice-shown drama. All right, that let me know. OK, here's one. Hey, Dick.

I've been loving the ice-sound drama. I think it's a lot of fun. I even bought super-clar, because of it. I really beat all of you. I was thinking too long. About the charity fraud stuff. OK. I agree that it's stupid.

I don't think you can call it charity fraud. People aren't donating money to the children. I don't think you can call it charity fraud. People aren't donating money to the children. They are buying books from Eric July and having him send the books to charity. Eric isn't acting as a charity nor is he running a charity fundraiser. He's allowed to sell books at whatever price he wants. It's just organizing an effort to donate all the books at once and selling them at a discounted rate for that purpose. And I don't think that's charity fraud

and I don't think it's funny to act like it is. So I know you're not known for changing your position on things, but I think you're seriously wrong on this one. Okay. But yeah, go fuck yourself. Kisses to Sean and call me back. I don't think it's fraud. I just don't think it's really all that charitable. Like I don't think it meets the definition of fraud, but it's not the most charitable thing he can do. I mean, donate a bunch of them. Like donate a, like making money. Just donate a bunch of them.

But they're not getting any of it. Yeah, but they're a charity that gets, yeah, they have books, they want money. He should just, he should do it on it. I'm raising money for the March of Dimes. You should give it a dollar. I'll give them a dime. He should do it based on just a should do it. I'm raising money for the March of times. You should give it a dollar. I'll give them a dime. He should do it. He should do it based on just a number of salt. So, you know, if you want to help then we're gonna help some kids out.

Whatever in the future. Give them the fucking money. You idiot. Which I guess he's doing. So not enough. What it's never gonna be enough for you is that it needs to be the 100% of the amount of the amount that people paid for those books. Yeah, I get it. 12,000 or 1200 books times $17. It's a 1200, is what. Yeah. Has been bought, is that the number?

Yeah. And then you can write off the cost of the books or whatever. Yeah, sure. Of course. Yeah. There has to be some benefits to the person do I mean that and it's the right off Yeah, yeah All right, here we go Hey, the dick show I just wanted to call in and make sure I won't remember the unsung hero of this affirmative action

Yes, yes, it is Ruth beta-gibner. Thank God for that stupid bitch. Now we're comparing under Obama. So we get rid of both of them in action and abortion. He got thanks a lot. Thanks a lot, dummy. They kind of become royalty in their minds. They get young generations talking about what a trailblazer and how important you are to me. It's people who are in high positions of power for long enough invariably fall in love with themselves. And it is never good. Oh, I actually always responding more. with themselves. And it just, and it, it is never good.

Oh, I actually, I was responding more. He argues with dickheads all day. Where he's in here. No, no, no, no, people are posting his, uh, his quotes. Uh, to put this in perspective, none of your business, this is what matters. If we sold last on two at 1750, we'd be losing money. If we sold it at 1250, we'd be out of business. How would you be out of business. How would you be out of business? You said Jackie Child from Seinfeld. How would you be out of business? You said the Postress.

Who told you you're a bomb? Who told you, yeah? Who told you to read the comic? Do you know what a bomb does? Yes, but you read the comic, right? You still say, have it. Keep it in a box, put it on the wall. Yeah.

Did you tell you read the comic, Jerry? No! Yeah. Who? What's the comic, Jerry? No! Who? What's the deal with comics? If we sold it at 1250, we'd be out of business. What? To put this into perspective, if we set the average

at $14, that's 17 grand, we've given them and we'll continue to give them a certain amount and cash, we've given them over, does it need like a scam to you? Is it just me? We'd be losing money if we sold, like you're not losing any money, you're just giving away over stock. Like you have too many comics and you're trying to raise money pretending it's on behalf

of charity, but it's really just to pay your operating expenses. Yeah. Because you have over stock. Okay. A registered charity couldn't do that. A non-fuckin registered one, certainly can't. He's really using a lot of energy just arguing. He's monetizing me.

I'm being monetized as a hater. Right. Nick, Sean. Yo. I just listen to the voicemail that God did. The gay jumpsuit shit. Okay. And he's fucking brilliantly set you up.

What? Absolutely brilliant. Now you see why people have an issue with the fucking dayuit shit. Okay. And he's fucking brilliantly set you up. What? What? Absolutely brilliant. Now you see why people have an issue with the fucking gay target shit. Why? You quite literally described it. Fucking hell. What?

Shooter, it's just a man that left the boys there. I'm lost. Something with gay target. How target was gay? I vaguely remember this, except me up, I'm taking all kinds of bells today. I vaguely remember that voice. I don't know, I have to do. I wish you would have explained it to us. Sure. Yeah. Something with gay, close and target. Yeah. I'm going to need a

little more background. Yeah. I wish I paid attention to the shows as much as the listeners do. It's a long time ago. Eight days, I can't remember eight days. I think it might have been a show of a couple weeks ago. I don't even think it was in the last show. Give us a quick version of what you're pointing.

I think we'll remember that voicemail. Okay. The Dixia with the near rage is the news is fucking embarrassing. You know what this whole submersible sub thing and how it exploded like two hours in. Yeah. The one was dragged along for like almost a week and manipulated and emotionally. Sure. you know what I mean? Now, extend that out to the Russian War in Ukraine and the economy, basically everything else.

That's not good. Sure. Is they know one thing or maybe they don't and they're just stringing everyone along with apps, but fucking nonsense. Oh yeah. So you're with your emotion, manipulating you, filling you with fear in the heart.

100% of course. They want to mean or is Uberance when you shouldn't be Uberant? This is fucking people. Add dollars, baby. It's a cycle. Yeah, we had a, of course. Yeah, it's been doing that since, you know,

since the internet was a thing and since everybody got online. It's a, can you believe Zelensky's not stepping, not having an election? Oh, no, I haven't kept up on it. We're not having elections in Ukraine while there's a war going on. Oh, really?

Thank wall. Are you the guy that said there's no way you're gonna ever sign a peace treaty? Even though, we're just gonna kill you guys. Yeah, no, you can't, you're suspending democracy, but I gotta check in. I gotta check that. Yeah, nobody're suspending democracy, but I gotta check in. I gotta check that.

Yeah, nobody's saying shit. It's like, well, you can't have... You should be saying shit. You can't have an election and if there's a war going on, like bro, that's the most time I would wanna have an election. Well, you just, this guy out of here,

if you're a, you know, quote unquote, democracy, then you, you know, you need to maintain that. Yeah, let me see, there was two. It's not only when things are good. No. What have a general said that? Oh, you can't fire me. There's a war going on.

Yeah. Box this guy. Can you believe it? That and who's the guy in Brazil, their far right guy, their like version of Trump, they borrowed him from running again. Let me see if I can find that. Brazil banned from running for office. I think it was Brazil.

Yeah, Bolsonaro. Bolsonaro was barred Friday from running for office again until 2030. So people cannot, he's not allowed to run for president again. So they have, yeah. So they have a panel of judges because they go to the court system for that because he said that their electronic voting system is bogus. So he's just taken a, he's just taking a page, just like, here's what, okay, I saw this, I saw how this worked in the US. I'm going to do it here. Who? Oh, this guy, I mean, he's clearly just taking a page

out of Trump and the US. But then they banned him from being president. He said this fucking voting system doesn't work. And they said, you know what, this guy, you're just qualified. Yeah, maybe so. That's fun. I'm interested in the panel of judges.

Like how did that work? How the, right. We're gonna see it. Yeah, maybe, and America will do it too, to Trump. Maybe. We gotta send him a, we're not in a Trump Supreme Court. What him another, it's a Trump Supreme Court. What's that?

We have a Trump Supreme Court. Well, what if like, what if individual, like what if the federal districts bar him from being on a ballot in some states? I don't know, yeah. In some counties, right? Yeah, I don't know that they just won't allow it.

I'm sure there's differences between their system and ours and with the, we haven't, we're just having states, all that kind of fucking complexity of fucking complexity like they're trying to make it illegal for Trump to run no idea You know, I I yeah, I don't know I'm trying to make it illegal I don't know. I mean like it seems like it seems like something that that some people would do or some states would do Yeah, probably well, let's just said no, I'm not there's no elections interesting and Brazil said well We're having elections, but your guys guy can't run right right right Yeah, what are we gonna do run somebody else?

Which one is I will probably end up doing both actually Biden is gonna say no democratic debate So it's just me no matter what and Yeah, yeah, right and a bunch of Appeals whatever the ninth circuit is to make it so Trump can't be on a ballot in Pennsylvania or Wisconsin or whatever one fucked around the most last time. And there it is. Okay.

Okay. So yeah, thank you.