The Dick Show - Episode 367 - Dick on Expert Gaslighting

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

A woman tells me to stop smoking, fat brides take over Las Vegas, a Super Nintendo erases my save games, Chris the Kiwi gives advice on gaslighting, Sean goes to Disneyland too many times, Jonah Hill's stupid text messages, and Kevin Landau's gilrfriend Sanyu Lubogo threatens my dog; all that and more this week 

setting up Tristan Tate E date. God, I can't wait till those guys are in prison. Oh, we never have to. Oh, Tristan Tate is up in here about it again. It's a cousin or the, uh, that's, uh, that's Andrew Tate's lover. Oh, obviously, don't know if you, huh? Okay. Brother and lover, brother and lover. They have gay butt sex. Yeah. While they're working out and try. Oh, that's the light I forgot. Oh, yes. While they are- Oh, did there's anything wrong with that?

Trafficking. While they're doing their trafficking and while they're trafficking men off. They're in a traffic jam. Me. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, you think that's what they do? I don't know. I don't know. You're upset. It's in poppers and blow the matrix wide open.

I don't know what those people do. Oh, take me to the Oracle Tristid. Oh boy. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's yep, yep. Yeah. Yeah, he's really, he's really made a mess of things and the pierce. He made a mess of everything.

Yeah. I guess, I, you know. I guess. You just have to stick to pimping, man. Big fucking mouth. We got such a big fucking mouth for like this. We got such a big mouth, bro. It's gonna be real handy in prison.

Ooh. You can tell everybody how you're a monk now. Right. Writing a book about chess. Tell us who that is. Yeah, I know who that is. Sounds like the cocaine bear. Do you see that movie?

Just out of curiosity. No, because it makes me too sad. I imagine a bear eating a kilo of cocaine and it's like very sad to me. I just don't like, I don't think I could think it's funny. Oh, you mean because it didn't make it into your hands? Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of what it is. Well, that's such a waste of cocaine.

Not about that. Yeah. So, you know, here's the real story of cocaine. Not a strip of the one on my hands. Yeah, okay, here's, here's the real story of cocaine. There's a guy in the woods comes across stumbles upon like a bear, like a little bit in the distance. He's like, Oh, fuck, I'm afraid, you know, it's like, Oh, is it sleeping? Oh, no, it's dead.

That's it. Bear found cocaine overdosed in the story. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Oh, yeah, never, never like went crazy in. Right, right. I mean, like I knew that clearly did not happen. But like people are like, well, you know, maybe maybe it maybe got hyped up. Like maybe it got hyped up or something. It's like, no, a dude found a bear just dead

in the woods and it had like powder around it or some shit or they, I don't know. And then he was like, you know, a tore up package. It's like, okay, so just a young bear, just OD'd and some guy found it. Yeah. And he cut out the cocaine and turned it in for some reason. I like these people too. I don't even know what big brick a coke. Well, I know what I'll do. I'll take this right to the police. We got to get this in good hand.

We got to make sure they can add a wing onto their house. Yeah. You know that happened up in Santa Clarita? Oh, really? In the late 80s, yeah. The know that happened up in Santa Clarita. Oh really? What happened? Late 80s. Yeah, they were taking a bunch of, oh fuck yeah, but they're taking a confiscating all kinds of drugs and selling it. And yeah, a bunch of guys, bunch of guys got busted. You know, cops, it's impossible to commit violence against the state. Always been my my philosophy, right? Yeah, you can't perform it. You can't commit an injustice against the state.

But I do like that they got it back on the street. Somebody did that, Coke. That's true. And they were glad to do it. That's true. They couldn't have charged more than their black market tactics would have created the market for. Well, you think, I mean, they got it for free.

Free. The cops got it for free. Yeah. Yeah, that's the bad part. Yeah. But I mean, the bear got nothing. The bear, I mean, you know, maybe maybe a couple of seconds of bliss before his heart exploded or whatnot, but that's an important movie. So raise awareness about cocaine bears. Yeah. It's important for movies to raise awareness, especially when they're shitty. You don't want them to learn the right amount because then they'll be highly motivated.

No, yeah, I agree. Superhuman, super bear strength and speed. Super bear speed? Yeah, you know, it's like a tall bear. Next single bear. Right, yeah. Alright, let's do something. Let's do something.

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Okay. They just, they try to figure out stuff to do. It's like a book club that goes out. It's called Let's Make Our Boyfriends Kill Themselves Group, where they all have things to do. And then they tell each other other things to do that they've figured out so that you can never have even a moment off. They've plotted out like the traveling salesman problem. It's an NP complete group where for them to do with you.

Yeah. We're there away from each other. Right. Right. So that's a plan in group to get more out of the relationship. Yeah. And less out of let more out of you. Yeah. Bring your so some girl. I don't want to do anything. I don't wanna do anything. I don't wanna do anything. I really don't.

Um, me and the dog will chill. Somebody post it. You go to fucking Disneyland for the seventh time in four weeks. I'm, are you dealing with Disneyland? Do you have to deal with that? Well, she, you know, she works, she works for Disney. Okay. So I mean, like it's free to go to,

so yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh's a just you so yeah, you get free Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh yeah So you don't have the Defense number one which is too expensive. Yeah, you have dude even I can get in free by myself Like I don't even I just she doesn't even have to burn one on me You got to find a retarded guy Cost I don't even know what to do.

I just don't know, it costs, it's probably like $300 a ticket at this fucking stage. Yeah, I probably is. I don't blame anybody for not going. You got to find a retarded guy that always loves to go and then you can say, yes, we should go. Let me just call, fucking, let me call Ricky the retarded guy.

He loves to go for 40 and we can bring him. Luckily, she has free-hands. Follow her bluff. She goes without me. Oh, that's nice, I'm nice. It is. Sometimes I sometimes a wow. I have gone fairly recently, but I think I'm good. Probably tell the winter, tell the fall. I can if I go two times a year. Yeah. Yeah. I can get away with that. Jesus. Two times a year. I know. It's a lot, right? I would move. To Texas, what's the furthest away from a Disneyland you could be?

Well, you got it right, because there's Florida too, so you got to find... You don't get to. Yeah, you got to go to keep the missiles, the nukes. I mean, you've got to go to Minnesota or something, right? Yeah. I mean, so you're just really far from... You're at that top point of the triangle. Yeah.

Or you got to go really close to someplace that has like a really crappy theme park that women hate with just a bunch of rides and part of what I like, of course. Yeah. I go, yeah, let's go, well, let's go to e-litches. You know, it's pretty fucking fun. Right, thrilling rides.

Yeah, exactly. She's in this girls group and one of the girls said, hey, how about Shakespeare in the park? Okay. And I'm gonna read the message verbatim that one of the girls posted immediately at the fall of the park. Shakespeare is in like,

because I do that in Griffith Park. Yeah, wherever they do it. Yeah, by the zoo. I'm sure they got a bunch of ice cream stores for the girls, you know. Possibly that they could go there, say they were were there and then head over to the ice cream store. One of them said, gonna skip this one because of a vibe check from an attendee, parentheses, insults, homophobia, etc.

Wait, vibe check? It's a vibe check from an attendee. I'm gonna skip this one. I'm going to go, uh, you want to go to Shakespeare in the park? I'm going to have to skip this one. I get a vibe check like bad vibes like. Yeah, it's a bad vibe because there's a lot of insults in homophobia in Shakespeare in Shakespeare. Yeah. So I'm going to go ahead and have to, uh, uh, put me down for a no. Shakespeare's canceled. Yeah, I just, there's so much homophobia and insults

and Shakespeare, I'm just gonna have to give it a miss. You know, signing up when you go up to it. They should update it. Like done by like a, you know, like a letter person or something. What? Like, you know, like LGBT, whatever fucking. Or a letter person, you know, like so that it's,

it's okay. Just call Shakespeare in the park. Give it a little, give it a little rinse. Yeah. Come on, wash it out for the 21st century, where it's more palatable for you. Yeah, by the way, it's a gigantic group. So there's no, come, there's no reason to be compelled

to respond ever. Yeah, it was just an opportunity to say I'm not going to see Shakespeare. Yeah. Because there's too much homophobia. Right. Where is there homophobia in Shakespeare? One, I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, I mean, this joke, I mean, I've like, I know some Shakespeare, but I'm hardly a scholar, you know, but I know, you know, I know the stuff is important. That's their new, that's their new grift, women. You want to go see anything that's more cultured than ice cream between two cookies? That's a little bit too much homophobia. Yeah. I'm going to stick with the cookies. This is how we get dumber. You want to go see offended before we even know anything about anything? There's a museum. There's a lot. There's an exhibit there. You know, I can William Blake or some shit. Yeah, a little bit homophobic actually. That exhibits a little bit too homophobic for me. Um, so she's out.

So she's out. I think it a good look at her. Sometimes you can tell they're fat from, you know, that would be a good game. Right. A picture, like name that tune. Like a tiny little thumbnail or something. Yeah. Is she fat and it starts real tiny. I can name that. I can name that size in one zoom. And it goes like, I see. It's like an eye test. Yeah. Well, it's like fat. Yeah. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b 20 feet away that the average person can see 10 feet away right and like and such but for fat women for fat women Yeah, so it's like I mean you'd probably be you'd probably have pretty good vision. I think I'd be pretty good at it You'd be like you'd be like 22

My get a load of this my super Nintendo Deleted all of my Mario games. Really? Yeah. It, you're super Nintendo. Was Mario. Then remember the super Nintendo I was talking about last week that I spent all this time playing and then my girlfriend connected it wrong in a panic because

she was afraid that I would yell at her. Right. Just jamming things in that don't exactly line up. And so I turned my super Nintendo on. I had gotten to, I had beat Mario, the original Mario, all the way through. I've never done that before. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.

I had beat. I had gotten all the way to world eight four of the lost levels, which puts me in probably running for one of the greatest Mario players. I don't think anyone ever beat that game. Very few people beat that game, even in the 80s, lost levels. There's two hard to even release in the US. I mean, it's turning around. It'd be a probably a shitty one. Pretty simple YouTube search and find out who's, you know, so I got all the way to the end, save game at the end. Fucking deleted. Oh no. Can't believe that. Oh, me.

My super Nintendo deleted deleted. Huh. I just gave up threw it out. Just threw it down. Yeah. Well, that's it. I'm done. You fucking. I'm done with this. Rich quit. We're just gonna go online and argue all day. It's probably healthier than playing that much super Nintendo. I mean, you're trying to relive the 80s. Fuck. Yeah, and I did. Yeah, you game got fucking deleted. Yeah, it's like, wow, all this,

all this that I have is still getting fucking deleted. What's saying? Don't say games saying, don't live in the past. That's what it's saying. It's saying, you know you were here. Yeah, I watched that American Gladiator documentary last night. Oh, really? I didn't know there was one. It's pretty cool, actually.

Really? Yeah, it's kind of sad how they got fucked over by the production company. I mean, no reason, basically. Well, the same reason is always right. Right? And the fuck thing is, I'm watching it and I remembered as a kid thinking, oh, they fucked this up somehow. It's not any good anymore.

Yeah. Like, they got too many of these muscle dummies that I don't like. I don't like any of these gladiators now. They lost something here. It's not fun anymore. And then sure enough, they went through on the show. They're like, yeah, just like it was kind of fucked up. They let us, they fired all of us and brought in these new guys.

It's like, I can't fucking believe it. Yeah. I remember seeing as a kid going, well, what the fuck is this shit? Yeah, I remember watching it, the original incarnation. I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah. We went to Vegas this weekend. Right, right, right.

Pretty good time. Yeah, a bit. We went to the M weekend. Right, right, right. Pretty good time. Yeah, a bit. We went to the MGM. Oh, okay. I thought it was gonna be really good because I had stayed there before. Yeah. And the rooms were a little more expensive.

I like going, when I go to Vegas, I like going to the hotel thing and then just like searching the dates and then filter by price. Right. And then that one is the one, as long as it's not too far away. Well, that's price. Right. And then that one is the one, as long as it's not too far away. Well, that's it.

Yeah. How I usually do it. No, I know. You go down then you're just like, oh, that's a little maybe too cheap and too far. Too far. Never too cheap. Never too cheap.

Just stay down town sometimes. Yeah, I love it downtown. Yeah, I know. Well, it's a lot different than it used to be. It's great except if you have to, if you buy any cigarettes, you have to take them back up to your room and open them because if you open them in the casino, individuals will come over, oh, hey, oh, kind of cigarette like a mob of zombies. Anytime you crack the pack,

it downtown stepping on sticks out there and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so I got a, who went to the MGM and I, there was, there's two now and I thought the, I thought the MGM Park was the one I was getting, but it wasn't. So, oh, ended up getting the old one. Uh, it wasn't nice as I thought, but we still got into this, this pool rave thing. Yeah. Which was pretty fun. But it's the average size of the women there. There was a, there was about 20 bridal part, bachelor at parties going on, but it looked about, it

looked like there was about 300, because of the amount of white bathing suits in the pool. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. It was like one after the other. It was like a Lizzo Anthem of triangles of walking through the water. And we're in the water sitting there drinking and I'm kind of realizing like, is this our,

is this our version of like water aerobics? Because we're so fat. Yeah. And old that parties have to be in a cool that helps, that helps like, is this, that helps take some weight off. Yeah. There was a weird moment of that

where I'm like, I don't know if this is fun as I thought it would be, just because of the size. If you go, hey, wow, look at that fat right over there. You would get about 60 women going, yeah. Go. Okay. I'm sure you're gonna be, I'm sure you're gonna,

I'm sure you got a very lucky man waiting for you somewhere. Perfect. There's a lucky man waiting for you. There's a lucky man waiting for you. Can your husband, can your fiancee tell you apart? If you guys were to get switched up somehow, like for fun, you go home, do they,

do they look at anything that's going on, you're like, oh wow, something, someone has changed my fat wife with another fat wife. What am I gonna do? I love that one so much. Mm, we gotta get her back. Slap some, grab a feedback, let's go, y'all. You'll mount up. We get a ride cross country to find my missing

wife, but I was in line, I was in line at the pool. Yeah, to get in, to get in the pool. Yeah, I was in line. I guess two packed. All right, you've been, yeah, you've been in the long enough, you rotate out with this guy in. All right, you, we got to wait for one of these women to leave and then five of you guys can get in there. We got to wait for one of these brides to get out of here. Then we can get the rest of you guys in it. You're trying to go through the pool must look like Charlie Chaplin in modern times when he goes

through that fucking giant machine through the gears. Yeah, I'm at'm at the bar. There's a current reference for y'all. Something from 1934. It was like a fucking wave pool. They were so fat jumping around, getting in the pool is like, whoa. Whoa, grab your boogie board.

Yeah. I'm at the bar getting a drink and I ask my girlfriend, you know, last week when I said how I don't think there's a, there's, I think 99% of the black and white male experiences about the same. Well, yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah, because it's not getting laid and not getting paid. Guys do have certain things all in common.

So more than they do with any woman, yeah. You know what I mean? You and I have much more in common with a black guy than I do with a white woman. A my sister. No, no, no, that's, that's honestly 100% true. Yes, so yes.

I go, I get up to the bar and waiting forever. Cause of course, you know, the thing costs $90, but God forbid they hire an extra bartender, right? Yeah, yes. I go, I get up to the bar and I'm waiting forever. Cause of course, you know, the thing costs $90, but God forbid they hire an extra bartender, right? Yeah, sure. So it was, or maybe the women were taking too long. If you want fries, they're there right there, but if you want to drink, no way. So I finally get up to the bar and I said,

oh, what do you want? To my girlfriend, right? And she's like, I don't know anything diet. And I said, oh, don't fucking do that to me. And this black guy next to us just starts laughing. He's like, up. Yeah. And then he goes, I said, what do you think that's funny? And he goes, story of my fucking life, man. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Fucking thank you. I knew it. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot more, a lot more in common than a lot of people would think. And then a, and then it was a UFC weekend. Oh, was it?

Which I have, which I would think is, yeah, which I didn't know I wouldn't have gone. Okay. Because I don't really like dealing with mobs of juice heads. Mobs of Tanner RFKs walking around. Right. Because fucking everyone is on testosterone now. No, and everyone over 50. Everybody older than me is basically looks like a he-man action figure.

Yeah, yeah. Walking around, if they're either walking around a topless with leather painted on, spray painted on their bodies, or in athletic jerseys. I think a lot of people are doing just more than testosterone. Yeah, they're doing HGH. I mean, the whole, whatever they call it, cycle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they love, if if they're it's like a

book club for these guys. Yeah, sure. If you're over 60 as a woman, you go talk about whatever racist book you have to you're convincing each other that you read this week, even though none of you did. Yeah. And getting blitzed. And if you're over 60 as a guy, you just go talk about how many steroids you're doing. Sure. Uh, it's, I don't know why it's so annoying to me that they're this big. I guess because I'm just, they're just, the people that are older than me are just going to be bigger than me until I'm dead. No, yeah.

And that's it. It'll be like, well, yeah, I guess, I guess you could still kick my ass. And A.V. Um, so I, uh, I guess I guess you could still kick my ass. And A.V. So I, I forget what I was saying. Oh, yeah, UFC. Yes. Which I wouldn't have gone because I hate, I hate dealing with those crowds. They're just always screaming to each other about respect. Yeah. Right. To walk over to New York, New York, New York. Yeah, I'll sit down. I think people, some of these guys think that because they really, really are into this

and they know the fighters, somehow it makes them a better fighter. Like I've noticed that. Yeah, it's like, I mean, you know, I watch YouTube. It's like, so you'll just be able to pull out all this shit that you've internalized, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. It doesn't work.

It doesn't work like that. You are not that guy. You just watching. Do you watch cartoons and think that you are like extra wiggly or something? You're not. Bro, like, it happens to, it happens to elite fighters who take five or six years off and come back. They are shocked.

Yeah. Like that they don't have what they even close to like what they had anymore where it's like you watch a formerly fantastic athlete, a real fighter, look like an uncoordinated, you're like, what do you think the average fucking American male looks like? Yeah. You're gonna fucking throw a hook. Yeah. Um, we walked into the New York, New York and had to avoid two fat Mexicans wearing hockey

jerseys fighting over a, another fat Mexican, which I only can only presume as a female, but they were all roughly the same size, which is oval. Right. I sat down to get a drink and as soon as I light up a cigarette, another two Mexicans get in a fight over a third Mexican, which I, again, have to assume is a female. It's like some kind of weird atomic bonds being formed. It's just things.

Bro, it's about respect. Yeah. Bro, it's about respect. Man, just fucking shoot him, dude. What are you just, what are you doing? Is it killing them? Are any of these people right? Yeah, they're gonna contribute together.

They're gonna make my life better in any way. Um, probably not. So we get ready to go out at this mob of UFC people. Yeah. And we're wearing fucking like a flixin' shirts and shit like. Yeah, they have, they have entire suits, dresses made up out of, out of active wear. Right. And we get in a line for a cab. Yeah. And I'm smoking. There's one person in front of us in the line, one, one group of, of, uh, testosterone individuals. Okay. Whatever you want to call them, steroid individuals.

And this woman turns to me and says, excuse me, sir. Yeah. And like, I've never been called, I've never been once been called, sir, and had it be pleasant, be pleased. Yeah, how to be respectful or something I enjoyed. Right. So I said what? Yeah, she goes, I'm an athlete. I'm a professional athlete. Really?

And this is only gonna get worse. Your cigarette is affecting me. And she's about, we're outside. Yeah. Okay. They're not doing jazz in the casino yet. I'm an athlete. I'm a professional athlete. Okay.

And your cigarette is affecting me. It's about for me to you. Yeah. And I thought, you know, well, there's no chance that I'm putting this out. So yeah. Are you in the WNBA? Ed, what are you, what are you a professional athlete in?

Yeah. And she goes, you have C. Oh, really? And then their cab pulled up and she's like, okay, I have to go. And then her and her muscle dummy, friends piled into the cab and left. And I'm sitting there with a brand new lit cigarette that I that she wanted me to put out before getting into a cab two seconds later. Like, are you, are you fucking crazy? Is that juice getting into your brain? Did you think that it was going to like, if she led with I'm a professional athlete, then you'd be like, oh, okay, I mean, I, like, I wouldn't put it out if you were fat, but like since you're professional athlete, I don't

want to fuck up your channel. You have to smell cigarettes. Yeah. That's the worst thing in the world. I mean, the number one thing in my life is basically helping professional athletes do as much exercise as possible. Sure. Well, that's like fucking critical to me.

It goes, it goes, ending the federal reserve, stopping child trafficking and then making sure women can exercise at peak performance, can go pretend to be athletes. Well, I mean, I know you do want women to exercise, but you know, I mean, come on, you got to have, yeah yeah, you gotta be able to smoke a cigarette outside in Las Vegas. Good luck and believe it. Uh, yeah, sir, I'm a professional athlete and your cigarette is affecting me. Huh, well, yeah, go over there. Is it going to make you test positive for D.D.s or something?

Is that how it's affecting you? Start running some laps then you done bit. Right. Outrun the smoke. Do you, how often do you, how often do you find yourself getting in this altercation? That you couldn't wait 30 seconds to get in your fucking car. Should I ask her a name? Isn't that guy we watched get stabbed over that?

Remember that dad that stopped somebody at Starbucks? Yeah, I was at Starbucks. He said, can you put your cigarette out and then he got stabbed. I think so. There's probably something more that was said between... I should have done that. I was gearing up for that. I didn't have a knife though.

Yeah, yeah. I could have fashioned something into it. Very quickly. Yeah. McGuyverd it. I couldn't believe the bridal parties of fat women having their phone out, filming themselves, lip syncing like TikToks or whatever, the size of them. Like the biggest, the bride is always the biggest and she would always be in front like

breaking the wave for the rest of the fat ones. Got it. Kind of huddling like a battleship. Like when you picked her off a little bit. Yeah, they would draft and kind of like get twisted around because there's like eddies and world pools in the middle. Like the poster of a battleship, but just a big fat woman right in front.

Yeah, guns, you know, bearing down on you and the additional fat women beside her. Oof, not a good answer. Imposing. It was very imposing. Yeah, yeah. Um. Let's see what else I have here.

Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, I got to talk about the sound of bullshit. Oh, we went to this theater. This old theater to see face-off, like for fun. Oh wow. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. That's an old one. It's like an old restored theater. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. That's an old one. It's like an old restored theater.

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, sounded like shit. Sound like great actually. Yeah, it was really restored. I guess it seemed like they cared about it a lot. Yeah, that's cool. But they're playing face off. And everyone's laughing is very fun.

Yeah, it's, yeah. When we saw it, remember when it came out, I saw it in theaters, we were not laughing. Those very serious stuff, but it's funny now. Sure. So there's a scene, I don't know if you remembered this, but there's a scene when Danny Masterson is there trying to make out, getting handsy with the daughter. Yeah. Right. And John Travolta is like the bad guy wearing John Travolta's face, but it's John Travolta. And he pulls Danny Masterson out of his car and kicks his ass.

And the level of like the outbursts of like white guys with shitty little beards and flannel shirts and corduroy pants, like turning to each other, but kind of loudly saying in the theater, like it turned into like a white version of a black theater all of a sudden. They're like, oh, you should kick, yeah, you should kick his ass again.

Yeah, get him again. Take, yeah, get him. Oh, yeah, nice. I've been waiting for this one. Cause he's like a rapist, I guess. Yeah. It ruined the movie for me.. Right, right. Cause he's like a rapist, I guess. Yeah. Uh, it ruined, it ruined the movie for me. Yeah. So, okay, guys, we get it.

We all really hate rape. We have, yeah. Okay. That's, right. Calm down. I don't think anybody's ever won anything on a pro rape platform. One after the other. Uh, oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, this, yeah, this was the best part. Yeah. I'm current. I'm on, I'm into current events. I know what's going on. That's why I'm letting everybody know that I know who Danny Masterson is and what he did. He's a rapist. He just got convicted of. Yeah. I'm just saying that guys are rapists by the way. I hate that. Yeah. Are you guys like, you just see whatever, whatever you guys like you just see whatever whatever you think you just start shouting it out? Well, yeah, and they're all doing it sure so weird. Yeah, not to be out done. Not to be out done. Yeah Let's see this sound of bullshit Have you heard about this sound of freedom movie? The sound of freedom movie. No

Something tells me I'm going to be annoyed. Do you know what a dream of Chrome is? Yeah. It's a simple compound that exists in science that you can make with a chemistry kit. You could buy it by the the kilogram. Yeah, like why do I? A clinical distributor is. Yeah, why do I know what it's, maybe I've just heard it lately. Well, Hunter, yeah, okay, yeah. Like, I mean, it's like, so Hunter S. Thompson invented this idea

that Adrenal Crome was a drug that you had to squeeze out of a living human adrenal gland. Yeah. You know, the famous, extremely liberal writer whose on drugs and did drugs all the time, Hunter Ishtompson, who made up everything, go on to journalism, the style of journalism called making everything up and pretending that it's happening to you. And then did that style of writing.

So right wing, tells angels with a, yeah, all those things. I mean, yeah, right wing retarded people decided to start believing that a dream of crombs shit that it's really happening. Okay, sure, sure. So right. Right.

So they're pretending. They take, they abort babies and then just like chop them up Okay, sure, sure. So, right. So they're pretending. They take, they abort babies and then just like chop them up and put them back in so they can abort them again, you know. It's for fun. For fun. Yeah. So they have this movie out right now

called The Sound of Freedom. Mm-hmm. That's like meant to advertise for this guy's fake saving kids trafficking charity. Like he has a charity that, uh, he has a charity where he's, he just kind of does like, he has a charity where a adrenal, uh, gland farming or something or is that what people are, yeah. They think it is. Henry Kavizel, the star of the Emergeez is James Kavizel. James Kavizel, yeah. He believes that kids are being stolen so that they can be tortured and to get the juice,

get the lashes out of their adrenal glands. Okay. And they have a movie. What does it do allegedly? Allegedly it makes you young, I guess. Oh, no, they're never quite clear. It's just a new vampire. Yes, science vampires.

Yes, I can, sure. A bunch of retarded Christian people have decided together that they're going to make a dream of crumb a real magical thing that exists by squeezing it out of, even though you can search by a drain crop online and you get tons of industrial supplies that will sell you fucking barrels. What is it used for? Nothing really. It's like a middle step between adrenaline and just dissolving it.

It's how you process. I mean, like, why would one sell it? Why is it available for chemical testing, I think? Oh, really? They sell all that shit for care. You know, if for chemical testing, I think? Oh, really? Yeah, they sell all that shit for care. You know, like if you need any, I think some bodybuilders use it for something. It's not a hot seller, okay?

It's not like salt or anything like that. It's just this stupid compound that we have that doesn't really do anything. So they've decided to run with this. And they've got a movie out about this dude who is obviously, you know, when you see somebody talking, yeah, I don't know if this, I guess everyone doesn't have this,

but when you see somebody talking sometimes and you just think, oh, you're just a liar. Oh, it's like you're lying about everything. It's obviously. Yeah, that's, it's one of the earliest things that I learned how to do. Yeah. And it's a certain type of bullshit artist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not the weirdly lying about everything. It's that I have shaken people's hands and literally gone to myself, oh, you're there. Yeah, you're alive. Yeah, and I've never been wrong. No, ever. I don't know why. It's just, it's an entertainment industry thing

where it's like, ah, you're full of shit. From the moment it was the whole body language, everything. I'm gonna play you this thing. Oh, no, I know every, I know exactly what you're all about. I'm gonna play you this thing. And you never disappoint. You never fucking disappoint. So everyone's pissed at me because I have pointed out that this is like an obvious line.

And it's like a, it's like a weird commercial for this guy's scam charity organization where they, they take money guys to the third world and they go around asking for underage prostitutes. And then if any prostitutes show up, they call the police or the police show up and arrest the pimps, whether it was a consensual, they're not underage, whether it was consensual or not. Okay. And then they just turn the prostitutes loose.

Okay. And then these guys go back home and go like, awesome. That was awesome. It's like fantasy camp for people who really extra hate child trafficking. Okay. Not just normal people, but they really like really hated it. Yeah. Here, I'll play this interview. Just tell me if you think this is anything weird about this guy.

Okay. Man, it was kidnapping children in Mexico, smuggling them into the United States, and in San Bernardino, you can look at this case, obviously his name's Earl Buchanan. You can look it up, you can Google learn all about the case. He had a compound up in San Bernardino when he was taking the kids,

and he was filming his sex acts with these kids. He was having sex with them, and he was filming it. And then what, selling it online or? Keeping it for himself, sharing with people. And so this guy's coming across the border and we're on the scene and we get the kid out. This five year old boy.

And it was the moment that he wrote it. He wrote it boy. Five year old boy. We're on the scene, we get this kid. We're on the scene like, you guys need somebody so excited talking about it. It's just weird, like we're on that, what do you have like deep intel of like,

when this is gonna happen, or when am I missing something? It's no, it's a real thing he's talking about, but this is all this guy does, is get like real things that happen. Yeah. And then take credit for them. Like we're on this,

it's like people who like, like I was in the mafia, like type of guys like, I guess so. You were in the same neighborhood as like, you knew the guys who with the nice, like type of guys, like I guess you were in the same neighborhood as like you knew the guys who with the nice cars and they're like, then you just like, you know, just make up a background that you used to like run errands for. I'm pretty much, you know, I recognize video.

No way. And I was like, oh my gosh, I recognized him from the, from the video. I'll wait. That's what I was going to say from the video. Wait, that's what I was gonna say from the video. Oh, it odd that he's talking about, he recognized the guy who does all this, who keeps out from making all these videos. He recognized the kid, oh.

The kid's from the video and I'm like, I don't know, I had a physiological reaction. Like I didn't know if I could handle this. Jesus. And then the kid kind of inherently knew who the good guy is good guys right so he runs That's the fucking so that's what the movies about right these fucking These fucking lunatics who are one is obviously lying and the other one thinks kids are getting abducted and their heads are getting squeezed for drugs

To the tune of a billion fucking dollars a year. Jesus Christ. So Glenn Beck was funding this retarded Christ-focused disaster of awareness. It's Christ-focused disaster. It's so fucking dumb. It's been whatever, whatever since it came out. It's CFD happened and fucking retarded people

All day going this is this is it. This is it. We're finally getting through right we're finally raising awareness of this horrible thing that happened Never mind that never mind that every single person on earth knows about this because it's all you guys ever talk about We're finally getting through we're. We're finally winning the culture war by promoting what is obvious bullshit. Yeah. It's really, I don't know why it's pissing me off so much. It's like it's specifically this, guys who are having fake scam charities to go pretend to be,

I mean, I crawl around on train tracks, I don't care. Oh, sure. But if you want to go around and pretend that you're getting kids out of slavery, I don't think that's really a good thing. Yeah. No, I just want to watch videos of this guy. Oh, he's insane. Yeah, yeah.

I've watched a couple. What's this? Cause he was talking. Sound of freedom is the movie. The sound of freedom. Yeah. This is the mouthpiece. The sound of freedom is the movie. The sound of freedom. Yeah. This is the mouthpiece. The creative of the mastermind.

The, um, and, uh, Jim Cavizel is on the dream of Chrome guy. Got it. Okay. Which is I have to say it. I have to say, Ever since he played Jesus, Ever since he's gone to his head, right? I mean, what's that?

Lighting hit him, didn't he? Well, he's playing Jesus. Oh, something like that. Like it's something funny that happened. Deflected off. I think you might be right. I remember that. It's really crazy.

You play Jesus once, you know, live in with him. It's really frightening to see how many people just easily believe the most insane lies just because it gives them some weird sense of purpose, some oblique sense of purpose that like they're consuming product to somehow. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So a lot of conspiracy shit. It's like they're just people who want the answers.

They're like maybe the, they're maybe the brightest retard in their circle of retards. Yeah. And it's like, If even the flash of stuff, I'm like, All right, whatever. Like you guys are fucking around, right? You know that, right? God, stop.

I'm like, yeah, life sucks. Like whatever, you need to get through it. Oh, I understand. They're draining, they're abducting children and squeezing drugs out of their heads. Right. I think I would have heard about this drug.

Is it more pure in the child form? Is that why I would? Yes, it terrorized them. You have to. Oh, I see that's because the then a general already and Rick and Morty. Yeah, all of Morty's right, right. Right. It's really elaborate. The steps you have to go through to be worthy of getting your own fucking movie. Yeah, it's great. See if I got anything else. Chris, the Kiwi's here. We got some new sports leads.

Maybe Koda Crom is the next new big. What is the next, what could the next new thing be? I don't know where you go after torturing kids to get high. Pretty extreme. Ooh. I'm pretty extreme. Ooh. Mm-hmm. Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

Let's see. I got, oh yeah. I don't know if that's really interesting. Okay. Let's see. Here's what liberals and conservatives think each other looks like. This is kind of funny.

I don't know what it is about. There's a certain segment of like, maybe it's just Christians. They have this need to, they can't just have like a story sitting on its own. Like everybody else can just have a story. Okay. Well, here's a story about Indiana Jones. Right. I just made it up. What do you think about it? Right. Oh, it's a pretty good story. Yeah. But some, I don't know if it's all of them. It's a lot of them. Christians have to go. Here's a story. It's about the sky doing saving these kids. Okay. Yeah. It's okay. Well, actually, here's a story. It's about the sky doing, saving these kids. Okay, it's okay. Well, actually, it's real.

Yeah, it's not real. So no, you have to think it's better. Yeah, it's better now. I got another story too. No, it's arc, it has a flood and stuff. All right, yeah, that's a pretty cool metaphor. Like I can see, actually, it's real. Yeah.

Oh, why does it have to be real with you guys? Well, you know, just let me get a story. It's fine. Well, it's fine as a fucking story. It doesn't need to be real with you guys? Well, you know, just let me get a story. It's fine. Well, it's fine as a fucking story. It doesn't need to be real. Well, they're thinking that maybe it'll make people who think it's a little bit fantastic. Yeah, more of a look. Well, actually, it's real.

So actually it's real. Okay, make sure you hold your hands. And the real stuff is totally crazy and fantastic. Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess it is then. This is what face images computed by averaging people's perceptions of their political outgroup so that like, liberal, what liberals think conservatives look like?

Yeah. And what, so this is what conservatives think conservatives look like. And this is what conservatives think liberals. Yeah. Right. He looks like a little bit of a wiener kind of. Right. So this is what, this is what conservative think liberals. Yeah. Right. He looks like a little bit of a wiener kind of. Right. So this is what those liberals think they look like. I guess

he's a little smiley. A little smiley. And this is what they think. Those are liberals think conservatives look like more scally. Yeah. Just less happy. You look more unhappy. Let's like a lot mustard. Yeah. It's a Kilaughan musk. He's all frowny. Yeah. It's the frown. Yeah. It's a Elon Musk. He's all frowning. Yeah, it's the frown. Yeah.

Okay. Good. Really, that's what conservatives look like. Okay. I would pick, I would think they'd look older. Yeah, maybe that's what, I don't know, his hair's a little fuzzy. I mean, well, the whole thing is, everything's fuzzy. I don't even know what any of that is.

This is a combination of all the pictures. No, I get it. I get it. These are pretty close. I guess we have the chins a little weaker. Yeah. And this guy just looks like, you know, but this is a, this looks like a, like a Mr. Peanut. I don't know.

What is this look? I don't know. He doesn't look like a happy guy. He's concerned about those. Too much human trafficking going on the smile. They can't, they can't think about anything else. Yeah. It's an important movie.

This is an important movie. Why? All right. Well, we got to get the word out, Jerry. Yeah. Well, what's that going to do? Right. What do I want? If once I, who am I getting the word out to? So was birth of a nation. Who should I take this word and get it to? Yeah. Well, them. Yeah. They're the ones that are doing the traffic. Okay. Well, should I, should I call the police? Oh, no, we've got everything under control. Right. Right. We're on the scene.

Well, okay. Well, who do you guys call? Well, the police. Yeah. So should we give police more money? What the hell was that? I don't know, is it your phone? It was my phone. Probably somebody saying it's not working. My dad calling.

Oh, put him on. Where should I take the word? When we know where you should get the word out, we'll tell you in the next movie. Just make sure you get tuned in. I guess it's like to me, it's, I become fixated on this idea of horizontally deflecting energy.

Okay. Like YouTube has this Twitter account. And when anybody's account gets deleted, everybody will tweet at that account saying, please help me. Okay. And the account. At the Twitter account.

Yeah. And the account does nothing. Okay. It just posts the same boilerplate thing every time, but everybody's trained to go after that account. Right. So I'm thinking, well, why does that account exist, right? Yeah. Because they draw fire. To draw fire. Yeah. Because they're lightning, right? Yeah.

People going after the sponsors. Yeah. Like they don't want everybody saying, Oh, you know what? We're just going to gang up on Hyundai then. They're running ads on YouTube. Yeah. Fuck you. Right. Every go after every fucking sponsor on there one by one until they put this account back. That never, that always happens in every other, like TV shows, they go after the sponsors. Every fucking time except on YouTube, because they have that one fucking account that just slowly, horizontally deflects everybody's energy.

Yeah, yeah. So whenever I see it, like fake charities is a big one. Yeah, sure. Like that allies a blue bitch that pretended to be traffic forever. Now the human trafficking is like new hotness for it is for horizontally deflecting energy and getting the word out. Right. Anything that's like no steps, no clear action plan, no clear objectives or action.

What is the fucking word? I don't know, action items to get to. Like do this, do this and this will do this. Anytime that's missing, it's like an elaborate bunch, it's an elaborate bunch of bullshit just meant to siphon off energy and money. So nothing ever happens. Is there nothing good ever happening?

Yeah. Yeah. And that's why everything the way it is. All right. Aside from that. Yeah. Oh God's why everything the way it is. All right. Aside from that. It's not just me. Yeah. Oh God, you remember the, the Kevin Landau stuff

that we talked about? Oh yeah, sure. Last week. A woman. Blu. Oh, I know who that is. Oh yeah, I think I do too. A woman when I posted last week's episode,

out of nowhere, I thought this was strange. Yeah. Started tweeting at me at the episode post, saying stuff like, how would you like it if we took your ass to TikTok? And nothing was stolen from you. Just like, you know how I post the episode, like a little description and then the thumbnail and then a link. Yeah. She said, how would you like it? This is black woman. How would you like it if we took your ass to TikTok and nothing was stolen from you?

And then she commented on a picture. I posted a picture of my dog and she goes, how about how about I call animal services and get your dog taken away? Why would they? I didn't screenshot it all because I was like, that's weird, I saw it. Why would they come take my dog away based on? I so I remembered the name. Yeah. Because it was the odd name. Well, you got to go back to the and have

nothing stolen from you. I don't understand. I didn't know it either. I don't know what you're talking about. That's an odd take you to TikTok and have nothing stolen from you. And how would you like it if we call the animal services and took your dog away?

Yeah. I said, that's a very weird, extreme thing to say. Was it Lizzo? A lot of people hate me. No. Oh. It was San you, San you Lubogo. Okay, for my children.

I remember that name because it was weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, from, let me make sure I have that right. I don't want to fuck this up. San you, I don't know who that is. I just, it sounded like a very African name. Here she is. Okay.

Okay. I mean, there he, I'll put it up for a second. Wait, but the one on top is like not, that's not her. Yeah. Is that LeBron? That is LeBron.

Idea generator from New York. I said, this is very, with 135, I said, that's very strange. So an idea generator. Is this a, is this a fake idea generator? Sounds like a fake, it sounds like a, a, I, but it was so specific about trying to get my dog taken away from me. And nothing was stolen from you. And that's shit. So I punched it into the Google machine. And I started looking her up. And I found her on Instagram posing with a guy a couple times. Yeah.

Comment number one, happy birthday, Kevin. Oh, God. Really? So you got to be fucking shitting me. Oh, wow. So the last episode I was talking about, just nut job is hanging around that nut job. I think that she's dating Kevin Landau. So I went through, I did more investigating. You know me, I like cracking cases.

Let me find it. So I went through my email. I certainly hope your dog don't get taken away though. I couldn't believe that. Yeah, I'd miss her. Look at this girl, she's trying to steal my, call animal services on my dog. Yeah. Where did she learn that kind of behavior?

A dog community. Is that acceptable? Right. So Kevin Landau came home that day and said, oh, honey, what did you do? And she goes, oh, that guy that we stole his domain, I threatened to call animal services and get his dog taken away. Yeah. And he goes, oh, there's something

you should know about eye people. They don't really take too kindly to threatening their dogs. Right. We like our dogs. Yeah. We like our pets. Yeah.

Yeah. So I found in my email the very original complaint about kevanaylandau.com is from a San U. Legobo. Look at this. The original, the very original one to the domain registrar, which was in February, way back in February when I said, oh, this is fucking dumb. Who cares? I'm reaching out to request that that that site be taken down. The site contains slanderous content filled with blatant disinformation.

That's not true. Right. Which clearly was created with the intent to damage Kevin's reputation. So it seems like Kevin Landau started dating this girl. Yeah. She searched, you know, and then oh, let's see how my boyfriend, you know, my proud, you know, the proud, you know, the leader of a lawyer, right? You know, he talks to a lawyer. Yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah, sure. Sure, I mean, that's, you know, girl search, girl search guys, yeah, they're dating for sure. Ethics bias, he's talking about Nick Dukata here. I was, the animal services thing really annoyed me. Well, yeah, it's fucking dumb. So, no, no, no, that's funny.

Yeah, I thought it was a little bit funny. Yeah, that's good. There you go. That's what happened in that domain. That's right. What's her name? Well, Miss THANG got in there. Fucking sound it. Fucking San U Legobo. that domain. That's right. Well, what's your name? Oh, miss thing got in there. I can sell it. I can send you a gobo. As a man you'll go. Bo.

San you. San you look. Lubo. Lubogo. I don't know what. What's it? Lubogo from. Anyway, Asher says, hey, to Bolsonaro, you talked about this last week isn't allowed to run again because he came into office because an important judge he was actively colluding with imprisoned his only political enemy right before the election. Oh, I would say again. Oh, this was the guy. He's not allowed to run again because of judge. He was colluding with the judge in his pocket or, you know, imprisoned his only political

enemy right before the election. It's literally because he's cheated to win last time. Yeah. So I blame you for not having all the context, but if you're doubtful, I can send you his series about the leaks. Well, yeah, there's, there's always a reason for imprisoning people running for president. I mean, I think anybody who runs for president should just be imprisoned. Yeah, that's fine.

I don't want any of them. Oh, you want to, okay, they should be people who get like pushed up to the front like, no, this guys are like, no, you have to run. You have to run. You have to run. You want to run? Get fucking, get in prison. The fucking prison.

I don't think, I don't think he sent somebody else in prison. The fucking prison. I don't think I don't think he sent somebody else to prison. So he has to go to prison is a very good reason to imprison someone running for president. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, until 2030. Right. So the one that because he got a judge to imprison someone else. Wow. No, I think it's because a judge, oh, his pilot, read that again.

He came into a, he, the only reason he came into office is because an important judge. Okay. He was actively colluding with, so they imprisoned his only political enemy. Oh, so got it. So he, he walled,

and he ran on a post essentially. That's what they're saying. Yeah, okay. Right. Okay. So he, he walled, he ran on a post essentially. That's what they're saying. Yeah, okay. All right. Right. Okay. So he can't run, but this guy's not in prison. Sounds like, well, I mean, it's pretty flimsy. I mean, it's something that's, I'm sure happened dozens of times in the desert. Has any, has any political, has anyone running for politics ever been imprisoned for no reason? No. Right.

You did something. Yeah. Well, there's only one guy. We just locked him up. Oh, you didn't even come up with a reason? Nah. Yeah. Just lock him up.

Okay. They fall. They fall. They fall done something. People broke him out because they had no fuck every. Mugiya, mom, Mugiya, mom, the game website Supreme Court thing is crazier than you think. Okay. The Christian website designer made up the whole story. Doesn't change anything, but it's funny.

I also believe that. I mean, that's, oh, who said that? Why would they do that? Well, because people love to be persecuted on all sides. On all sides. On all sides. For Jesus. Yeah, that's like that's a way to like figuratively carry the cross. But yeah, but no, I don't, I haven't followed the story

at all. The guy she claims requests requested a website for his gay wedding as a real person, but he is straight married with a kid and had no idea. Any of this was going on until a journalist called him for for comment a few weeks back. And this and this happens. This has happened over the last few years a lot. I've seen stories similar to this. Maybe they didn't make it. All the way to Supreme Court. Nobody checked. But is this guy real? Yeah. Yeah. When did you think we want to get a statement from the other? What was funny was my initial thought was like, if you are the person, why do you want this hardcore Christian so bad

to do your, how good a job do you think they're gonna do it? If they like hate your whole lifestyle. So they end at all? Yeah. But then even exist. Oh God. That's dumb. And the complaint didn't show up in a quarter filing until,

wow, well, thanks man, I'm sure there was no other cases that were important that they could have taken. You know, when you fucking made up, thanks a lot. You are Louise's integrity quotes in psychology research. I'd love to show a long time fan. I listen to the latest, because problem, and you noted that you and Vito talked about psychology, academic testing and the messiness of that science,

as you have on multiple episodes. I spent my university years studying psychometrics, running my own research and assisting with research that would later be published by the Canadian Psychological Association. From this experience, I can tell you that a large portion of psychological research has more in common

with a creative writing exercise than one would expect while completing my research in preparation for graduate school. I held tight to ethical guidelines in my research practices which royally fucked my grade and sabotaged my future academic career. My story is exactly why academic fraud is a preferable choice for the self interested in how honestly in research you can derail a career choice. If any of this interests you, I would love to call in. Share my rage, keep being awesome.

Yeah, call in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, thanks for having some, there are some people who just like, they stick to some ethical guidelines. And I believe that in certain situations, it can probably fuck you. Mm-hmm.

It can, it's unfortunate situation. It's really fucking unfortunate. Yeah. Hey, Dick, I heard the call for Dirty Dawn to report in. I don't remember that. I'm alive and well being homeless. Dirty Dawn for some time. Yeah, I don't remember that.

Crashing at a trap house with four fentanyl addicts. Boy. This is Dirty Dawn himself. This is Dirty Dawn himself. Have we spoken with Dirty Dawn allegedly? I don't remember. Maybe he's emailing the wrong show. It's got my name in it. It's been a couple of weeks in jail.

Yeah. Um, and lately been off the streets crashing at a relative house. I broke a shit and I missed the dick show. I ain't the discord the most while being homeless and incarcerated. Oh man, attached our pictures of the shed I lived in behind the trap house. Well, let's see what the shed looked like. It wasn't even in the trap house. He was in the shed.

The trap house had to be in the shed probably the last one. What's in the shed in a trap house? Let's see. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that sucks. Yeah. Got it. It looks like a new tarp though. Yeah, you got a nice new tarp.

I mean, you know, look at that. You got one nice new tire. I mean, you know, look at that. You got one of those fancy stovs, you know, the smokeless, the smokeless, the smokeless smokeless. No, that's a whiskey barrel planter. Oh, are you sure? Yeah, that's a, it's like a wist, you know, it's for a plant, right? Oh, I thought that was like a fancy smokeless stove that I see on Instagram. I think that one, that remains of a plant, isn't it?

It was in there. You're probably right. It didn't get watered. There's a ton of truck in here. I think hell one, that you've just the remains of a plant, isn't it? It was in there. You're probably right. Didn't get watered. There's a ton of truck in here. I think how, right to this sad, that is sad traffic going on. Just some kids, they're fucking complete kids, fucking dope out of it. Like in that kid in Breaking Bad. Yeah.

Sad as shit, because that fucking shit's real. Here's a shopping card that's stolen, I guess the wheel arresters were not put on it. Yeah. Somebody's fixing the wheels and bringing it back. Let's see here. Here's the inside of the two cut of this. He's got a car. Oh, dirty down.

What are you doing, man? It is, it's pretty clean. I mean, at least there's, you know, no insulation to speak of. I don't know how to call it, but at least there's not rusted holes in the in the corrugated sight. He's hanging up his stained shirt, dressed shirt over here. Gaze, he's got any job interviews. I'm not making fun of that.

Why? Well, I mean, because that baby's trying to get job interviews. That's what he's got. That's what he's got. That's what he's got. He's got this. Man, I mean, because that baby's trying to get a job interview. That's what he's got. That's what he's got. That's what he's got. He's got this, man, I had one, I had this exact, oh, I think I still got one of those in my closet. The drawers.

Yeah, they're just the storage drawers. Yeah, they're 12 pieces of shit. They, like, you pull it out one day and the plastic just snaps off. Yeah. Because it's so shitty plastic, it just, you just have wheels. You just have wheels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so shitty plastic. It just used to have a glass like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a box of manifestos over here. Oh boy. But the police will be going through at some point in the, in the,

probably not so distant future. I hope none of them don't ever send one to me. Um, probably get rid of one any responsibility for like, oh, no, maybe I should have said something. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, call in. Sure, buddy. Dirty dawn. That is something. If you got something you want to talk about.

I'm always interested in talking to people like that though. Me too. I always want to know where, how they got there. Bonglov says, I registered some domains. Oh, hey, Dick, I was listening to the latest episode. Oh, no. Landown. And getting pretty furious by the outcome of the domain name situation.

Sure. Kevin Landown. Oh, boy. Well, Hannah, you got some new information, his girlfriend is threatening to call animal services on my dog. Right. I'm sure animal services will show up and show up. And we'll try it over.

Well, we got to take this dog away. Yeah. Right. Sure. We really, really. Uh-huh. I angrily registered two domains attached. That's the best way to register, son. What if you open source? Angrily. What if you open source the Kevin Landau side

and a bunch of people were to mirror it? We'll just copy and paste it. I mean, I posted the word prize export, but just copy and paste the information. It's good information. Can you tell them to do it? It's high quality information. Yeah. Can I tell people to do it? I mean, is that like a key getting trouble for that? I don't know. I didn't think I have never thought I'd ever

ever jump in anything in my life that I could get in trouble for. And I only get in trouble all the time. I believe that. Yes. I've stopped relying on my internal compass, like moral compass. Apparently I don't know what I can trouble for. I've stopped relying on my internal compass, like moral compass. Apparently I don't like it in trouble for. I have no idea. Right. I can't stop you.

So do whatever you want. If you heard a compelling story and you react in a certain way, that has nothing to do with me. No, that's, no. Everybody's responsible for how they react to things. I'd like to just keep the information up somehow. Yeah, good. And I'd like to just keep the information up somehow. Yeah, good.

And I'd like this to create a bigger problem for him than he just left you alone in the first place. Well, I don't know anything about that, but. Right. You don't know anything about that. I just wanted the info up there. I mean, that does, you know, that a lot of people that kind of happens to

and they're always surprised when that happens. Yeah. You know, it's like, well, okay, if you register to domain, go grab the text, write a factual piece on it and post it so we can get the word out for God's sake. And one of the words that I would emphasize is factual, because like, there was post-apingian too. Yeah. Sure.

But there was nothing on that original site that was not based in fact. No. Just copy it. Just matter of copy it, put it in your own words. Copy it, change it a little bit, put it in your own words. What are your thoughts? Yeah. Yeah.

Easy. It's very easy to get hosting. Get it anywhere. Yeah. You know, WordPress.com. Yeah. That's still a thing. I write up, okay, midwit, a military recruiting situation. Hey, Dick, this subject isn't my particular specialty, but I've understood it better than most, and I get exposed to a lot of high-level conversations

that have obtained it. Oh, wow. Okay. A topic of recruiting in the military frequently is in the headlines. So I figured you'd be interested the issue is a political at least when concerning online discourse it's not about the military being to woke it's not about people waking up to zionism or the military industrial complex it comes down to the system known as genesis the end of the global war on terror in the people who typically join genesis is a program that allows the Department of Defense to review

an applicant's medical history and check for disqualifying conditions. So that's a program that they use the armed services to just screen medical information. Yeah, so if you're already heard, they're like, no, we don't want to pay your stupid thing. Okay. This audit makes the recruiting process take longer from being 30 days to over 270. What the, because of the fucking program? Yeah, I guess. Jesus. The uncertainty recruits are placed

into can result in cold feet. Uh-huh. Oh, so that, right, so they're like, they got a time to think about it. Yeah, never mind. I don't, I had a whole, my life's better now. I don't wanna go to military. No, I mean, you know,

if I got a girlfriend, but takes that long, it's a fuck that. Or you, you know, you, yeah, you a few more people kind of talk to you like, son, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. 30 days is not enough, right? For somebody to sit you down and go, hey, don't do that. Right. Right. Because you're still high for making your own, your first big boy decision. Yeah. It's like, I'm a man now. I'm, you know, I'm going to do this. It's going to be all good.

I've got all these fantasies built up in my, in my head. Stop traveling. Yeah. Get all these adrenaline fucking harvesters. Right. A drain of chrome harvesters. Right. Or it's determined they have a disqualifying condition.

The reason for this program is to stop people from enlisting with a disqualifying condition and then making a claim for it while on active orders. That's right. If they do that, they can get a medical retirement for the military or VA payments for something that was not service-related. Okay.

Well, they're not gonna make good on that anyway. So what the fuck? Yeah. You're gonna have to make them, just take you 10 fucking years to finally get your shit to the right person before they fucking do anything. I've heard several veterans talk about that

where it's like once if you get in and you talk to the right person, then you get good medical coverage. But it's a motherfucker. It's like I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up. You sent me over there, I got fucked up. Then you get good medical coverage, but it's a motherfucker. Yeah. It's like, I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up. You sent me over there.

I got fucked up. Yeah. And 99% of people probably just fucking give up. Because the roadblock, it's like it should not be that difficult. Oh yeah, I'll give up. Yeah. But it's like, it's getting over that wall, which is a fucking tragedy. A quarter of Americans aged 17 to 24 qualified to enlist, because they're not fit for service

otherwise. Yeah. Obesity, intelligence, drug, alcohol abuse, and mental health issues have blocked the majority of the population from being able to pass the ancient screen. Wow. That's a lot of people that don't qualify. Yeah. You.

Uh, that means the military has to compete with colleges. You can join the army for benefits or just get athletic scholarships. Well, that's interesting. Genesis thing. Huh. Okay. I didn't know anything about that.

See if we got anything else. You wanna see what you know who wants over here? Yeah, he's been chiming in. There he is. Hello. Hello. Call in. Call in, buddy.

Make sure everything works here. Check, check, check. Yeah, that works. Yeah, there he is. That works. Oh, no, Oh no that was you test it was me testing it. Oh Steve I have any of his biggest hits lined up here. Chris how you doing? Chris the kiwi's back. How's the audio? It's crystal clear like that always thousands of miles. That's good. I'm not only knows who's done. I Have you been? Oh Pretty good. Yeah, I've been I've been really good. I've been doing my exercise losing weight like VT. I heard that V.D. was

On a drug called ozempic if you heard of ozempic before I Hadn't heard of ozempic until Vito got on it. Did you know about it? Well, I met you on the exact same drug and I've been on it for about two months and I'm losing my weight loss. It's weight loss? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's oZMPIC is like a miracle drug for weight loss.

Really? Like you lose fucking it. Like Jonah Hill? Yeah. Yeah. Jonah Hill turned into a skeleton. It's a... Oh. Yeah, Yeah. Jonah Hill turned into a skeleton. Oh, yeah, it's only a it's only a tool,

that because you got to like die and you got to fast between, well, I fast between five AM and five PM. Yeah. I was always so do exercise and top of that. So that sort of helps with my weight loss as well. Yeah, I'm bringing up a hold on a second. I'm bringing up a, a a second. I'm bringing up a, I'm a picture of Jonah Hill who's on a ZMP.

Look at this fucking guy. He looks like a homeless drug addict. Yeah, he looks homeless. He take it once a week. This is like a once a week injection. Yeah. Oh, it's an injection. Interesting.

Yeah, you've been on for two months. Yeah. How much weight have you lost? Probably lost about a living kilogram. So how many it's like 20 pounds, it's 2.23 pounds to a kilogram. So you've been on you've been on a Zempic for like as long as V, Vito only lost four pounds. Yeah. Oh, gee. Well, it must be his diet then. Oh, yeah. He drinks a lot of mountain dew. Well, sure, gee, yeah. Well, that one, that one, that one helped. I'm nailing, I'm nailing those holes anyway. Having one? So you're what? Say it again?

I'm nailing those holes in my You're what say it again. I'm nailing nailing You're nailing you're nailing those horrors now Yeah Yeah, did you see it did you see some of the ones that I sent you yeah, I'm looking at him right now Did you see what happened at Jonah Hill, by the way? Sean, what happened to him? No, he's, he's trying to heal. Jonah Hill is a celebrity in the US.

He's like a comedian, even though he's not very funny. Yeah, he's done a lot of movies. I mean, he's been a lot of big movies. Yeah. So what the halls are right, negative. I sort of pay them back. I sort of write negative reviews and they go absolutely psych, when they read those reviews about, when I write reviews about them online.

I imagine what. So yeah. Can you send one to me right now? Do you have one available? Oh, yeah. Um, okay. No, it's actually, no, if you go on Twitter and you, and you do, and you find it.

It's sorry. It's great. Yeah. I'm reading one ofs, you'll find it. Sorry, that one's great. I'm reading one of your texts right now. I don't want to put somebody's phone number up though. Is there a way I can, let me see if I can frame it out. I'm reading these texts you sent to a hooker. If you look at your DMs on Twitter, you'll find one that I sent a hooker message me out of the blue and she sort of breathes that I put her out there and she was absolutely angry and psyched up. I mean, she threatened me with

her cops and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Um, thing it means, she said, I hope you're going to, she said that I hope you're going to take that, um, those reviews down. I was, I'll get you for the family tree of character. Oh yeah. Take your dog away. Deformation of, defamation of character. That's, that's what she recognized. She'll get me on.

Do you think she will? I mean, you probably know that, don't you? Because I don't always talk and I don't do anything, you know? Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do notice that about women in general. They just take a dick still means away from him. Yeah, this bitch threatened to call the cops and have my dog taken away from me.

What? Yeah. Her husband, her husband is this asshole Kevin Landau, this lawyer, and I had a website where I was like saying he was a shitty lawyer because he is. And he's like, he's like done all this scammy shit taking advantage of people. So a scummy shit taking advantage of people. So he got his domain taken away from me and he got it back and I talked about it on the internet. So his girlfriend went on the internet

and said that she's gonna call the animal services and have my dog taken away. I want basis. Because she's just making, you know, how they are, she's I don't know. She's just making, you know, how they are. She's making fucking crazy threads. She's a lot of dogs. Like we're with a lot of that.

They're just like the all like talk on their way. Actually, not they? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Here I got to tell the action happens. I think hell breaks loose. I think this should work. Great? Sean, let me see.

Yeah, I mean, you know, hey, yeah, what? Who's that Sean abroad that song, Twitter, you know, that's Sean, the one that adult, that adult profile, that Sean, does that, does that sound familiar to you? Sean, I know. Sorry. Why? Oh, because I think you actually commented on the saying that I was a rich guy or something. You said that I was a rich guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was trying to get her to talk to you.

To him, yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's like, I forget what you said to her, but then she's like, who the fuck are you? And I said, oh, he's a very rich Hollywood producer. Oh, there you go. You should go talk to him. That's just something.

You're thinking. Did she not message you? So you were trying, no, I don't think so, no. Oh damn. He was trying to, he was trying to talk you up. Yeah. This, this is what I see the care about money like the trot, the, the, the bunch of gold you could say.

So that's what I was, the whole thing, paying money to fuck them, right? I mean, yeah, you're, wrong. Definitely do care about the money. So Jonah Hill, famous and rich, was dating this like surfer girl slash model. Okay, right? And he looks like a monster. Like Jonah Hill does not look good. And he's on, he got on a zimpy and then he's like,

he's like, you saw, you just saw him. He looks homeless with that beard and he really looks real gond, I mean, I'm used to seeing him fat. Yeah, he's gonna take care of himself at all. He's been fat his whole career. I mean, so he sent this giant, this crazy, jealous email to her about how she shouldn't post pictures of herself in a bikini anymore.

She's friends with too many men. But he said it in a therapy speak way. Look, these are the things that I have a problem with. And if you don't stop doing them, this relationship isn't gonna work out, which is fine. Yeah, well, if he's got a problem with it, but it's fine. She should be like, you're not gonna tell me what to do.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. So then she goes and posts all of his DMs to Instagram. Yeah, which is what's just fucked up. Like he said, even if he even if he had said, fuck you, stop hanging around with other guys, you fucking whore. Like then you're just like, okay, well,

that's, I'm done with this relationship, right? You don't go, you don't turn around and post his DMs for everybody to see. That's so beyond fucked up. That's fucked up. Revenge porn. So the reason why he did that was because he fetched Shander, is that right? No, he just, well, I don't know what their relationship was, but he's like jealous. He sounds like he's jealous and he's telling her to stop hanging around with so many guys.

Right. Okay. Yeah. He's like jealous. He sounds like he's jealous and he's telling her to stop hanging around with so many guys. Right? Okay. Yeah. That's a bit sweaty. That's a bit sweaty. Get a reaction from females. This is a fat shame.

Isn't it? Yeah. You, it's a way. Have you been doing that? Yeah, we do that a lot. Especially because you're, because you're, you're spelt now, you're, you're thin. You're in way. Right.

Okay, here's what you said. Here's what you sent this, Hacker. You sent her out of nowhere. Love you, baby. Mm-hmm. And she said, question mark, wrong person. And then you said, I'm on the autism spectrum. I'm feeling lonely. And she said,

I'm sorry, not a way to text an escort. And you said subjective, which is my favorite response ever. Subjective subjective. That's open for debate. Some escorts don't mind. Right. Subjective. How do you talk to women like this? You're probably the most effective. He's autistic. You're the most effective. Not no, autistic people. I've never seen them talk to women as well. Really? Yes. They're horrible. Just wait a minute. Like sometimes they get really positive results from it always works for some escort because they always here we go. Some of them always respond positive, possibly to my autism or whatever. Right. Right. Okay. You said subjective. Some escorts don't mind. Oh wait, let me, let me get this in the frame a little bit more. Look

in the quarter of a bitch. Don't, don't, don't blow the punch on it. Let's subjective some escorts don't mind. Okay, sorry, I do. Have a good day and good luck. Okay, Gronk, bitch. Now what is Gronk in Australian term? Yeah, it's Australian term. It's actually a really derogatory.

It's a my story of a tree thing that you can call someone on Australia. Really? Yeah. Alright. If you look at the history of history, I'll actually shine. It's the most derogatory thing you can call someone. I'm always interested in what that word is. Is it a man-any-given country?

Yeah, what does it mean? Yeah. It's for a woman. If you look at Grunk, yes, no, it's for a by sexist like, um, is it racist at all? No, I think the definition is, is, is used to describe a person who's socially, really socially inept in, and who is that she, an asshole or something is okay. Oh, because she's not, yeah, right. Okay.

Okay. I can't say it. I mean, okay, Grunk bitch, uh, lol, and then she's, right. Okay. I can't say it. I mean, okay, grog bitch. Lowl. And then she responds crazily. Right. What the fuck would you respond to that? You always say that.

Lowl crying face. So you send her a flip off emoji. Rejection hurts. She says childish. So it wasn't offensive then. You're probably fat. I haven't focused on looking at your pictures yet. I'll look closer and give you my opinion.

I'll give you my opinion. Like you're still having a, that's great. I'll look for, I'll give you my opinion. You're probably fat, I haven't focused on looking at your pictures yet. I'll look closer and give you my opinion. You're probably fat. I haven't focused on looking at your pictures yet. I'll look closer and give you my opinion. Now let me guess. This is not the last time she's responding.

Yeah, I think I think I'll fight your age as a guy, but I vaguely remember that, but I think she remembers me. Yeah. Oh, I see. Do you go to McDonald's a lot? Do you go to McDonald's a lot? You say? I'll take a look at your pictures and I'll let you know my opinion. That's the next one. Go to McDonald's a lot. Right. Oh, man, then she sends you back a big one. I would say that you're

you're so skinny. So I imagine it's explosive diarrhea caused by all the McDonald's you eat. I'm very sorry you have low self esteem. She says, hmm, that's not working. Trolling, trolling a escort isn't the right way. All block and report, all comments. Don't text me or I will take it further. You're lucky. You don't have a dog. You say bubbly. Yeah. That's questionable. Oh, did she put bubbly in her hooker profile? Yeah. Must have. Yeah. She's bubbly bubbly. That's questionable. Right. Just look at your pigs.

You look on the big side. You should. He's really, he's really impressed with him. Now are you jiggling when you're sending these messages to him? That's how I picture it. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I. You know, I think this show is simultaneously what? Hey, yeah, I know, I know the aliens of the escort, her name is Dakota Dice, D-O-K.

Oh, sorry, D-A-K-D-A-K-O-T-A Dice, D-I-C-E Dakota Dice, it's a non-deploom. Okay, we'll look, so nam to nom to something. It's not plume. I will look her up afterwards. I was going to say, I think still impressed by the use of the term. Yeah. I think this show is the most accepting nom to garrer. Are you going to read? Read it out. I I'm gonna read one. This shows the most positive and accepting to sex workers and also the cruelest, just based on this, right? Just look at your picks, you're a bit on the big side. You should put vinegar tits on your profile.

I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound appetizing. Because they're sour? Sour, right? She's falling over. Like a sour woman. Right. Okay. That makes sense. because they're sour, sour, right? She's falling over like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a? So, Chris the Kiwi says, have a lovely day. I'll respect your wish. Smiley face after calling your fat. She says, don't ever contact me again. I'm going to call the police. So he says, yeah. Okay, vinegar tits. You look like he got a McDonald's. Yeah. This art resists. I call G isn't it? Yes. Bye. Have a lovely day.

I'll respect your wish. Smiley face. So then she sends, she sends, then she sends you a screenshot of an article about you. That says internet past who harassed former colleagues schoolmates walks free. And it says says can you take internet past. That doesn't seem that severe. It's like, oh, he's a past. It's not dangerous or anything. It's just a past walks free. You're walks free. Right.

And they have a picture of you here too. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay, then she says I will be taking it. I will be taking it to police. I will be taking it to police. I will be taking it to police messages.

She doesn't know the right words, use it to. Okay. Okay, so she says, I'll be taking it to police and you say, I'm sorry. I was just reacting to you insulting me. Just your ability to gaslight people is incredible. You should say. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was just reacting to you insulting me right did I insult him? I felt the way you came across was unhelpful and made me not valued

Yeah, so what makes you think that I had that I So what makes you think that I had the ability to guess what people, what makes you say that? Well, when you say, as soon as she said she's going to the police, you say, I'm sorry, which you're obviously not. And then you say, I was just reacting to you and salting me like you blame you, you know that she's, that she's angry about the way you acted. So you blame your behavior on her actions to make her feel responsible for it, you know that she's angry about the way you acted, so you blame your behavior on her actions to make her feel responsible for, you know. So it's like a judo move. Yeah, right.

Right. I'm trying to be a set of, I say, I start the sentence by saying, I feel that you treated me badly, which is a good thing to do because they understand how you feel. Yeah. Well, guys out there, you should be getting a lot from this interaction right now. At the same time, I'm not being serious, but I'm actually trying to get you to sympathize with my thoughts, you know?

Yeah. I felt the way you came across was own helpful and made me not valued. She says, don't worry heading to police. You're not even in to Wumba. Please never contact me again. Police will have these messages. Abuse wasn't called for. Don't text me.

I felt you abused me too. Uh, why not? I don't deserve to be abused either. I felt your messages were inappropriate and not nice. I apologize, however, I feel you didn't help the situation. Show police then. I never said I was into Wumba. I mean, really, don't you think you're overreacting? Why don't they

just black you? They just keep us bluntly. Exactly. They you fun. They're really amazing. The female just keep on going on and on and on. They don't give up. Why can't they just block me? This is what I don't get. You know? Because people think they can't walk away from a situation. Like they think they somehow they think they have to, they have to like fix it or like make or or or or or that, they walk away when somebody like validates like, okay, no, I like I see your point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like no, like I'm dealing with a fucking insane person. Like you're, no, you're done. Yeah. But you're done. Like, and you can stand there and scream and yell, all you want, I'm just, you're dead to me. Yeah, I'm done, yeah. Which is what a healthy person can do.

I think, I reckon a man, a male would actually handle a totally differently, too, a female. I reckon a male would just smoke away, but a female would just keep on going all night. Yeah, guys act out in a little different way, like they block and unblock women all the time. That's an hatred, everyone fucks you block! Ah, fuck, I'm a block, I'm a block, I'm a block. Like they block and unblock women all the time. That's an hatred everywhere. What the fuck is he block? Like, ah, fuck on a block of one. Well, he's talking to, he's talking to hookers, right? One thing that I will guarantee

you that just, yeah, I could throw a dart at a hooker and I will pretty much guarantee you she has boundary issues. Because she's letting you throw a dart set or probably. That's right. But I mean, it's, but, but, but every time she keeps on talking to me, she's throwing away money, why doesn't she get that? Not, to me, she's throwing away money. Why doesn't she get that? She's not getting paid for it. You know, it's not a logical thing. Because you just worm in her brain with this shit you're saying.

Like, no, other people don't talk like this. She's letting me live for your new head. You know what I'm saying? And she's, yeah. That's right. I saw some girl today talking about, she was posting messages like women just love, something's, something really has to be done about women posting DMs. Like, it's got to be, it's got to be, if they get revenge porn, we fucking get revenge

porn. Yeah. It's really a scummy thing to do. It really is and they just think, yeah, go ahead. In California is revenge porn illegal? Yeah, revenge. Yeah, I'm pretty sure revenge porn is illegal here. I think. And what's, and what sort of penalty do you get for it? You get jailed on a lot. I don't know. It might be a misdemeanor here. I know where Ralph got hit for it. It's a felony.

Gotcha. But he didn't get, I don't think he got in trouble for it. Yeah. Cause there's too many weird things with this case. Like he sent it to somebody else and then they streamed it, but that was the whole thing. Got it. Um, yeah, I saw some, some girl posting DMs and everyone was asking her the same thing. Why don't you just block these guys? Yeah, sure.

Cause I'm nice. Like, huh? Because you're fucked up. Yeah, because you're, yeah, because you have problems. Okay, you said, what women, women that she think differently to men, that's why they don't block,

that's why they don't block men when they have an argument. They try to win it. They think differently, not at all. I mean, really, don't you think you're overreacting? Nope, anyway, end of chat. I'm not the first girl you abused.

Well, yeah. This is abuse now. Yeah, no, she knows. Yeah. I'm not the first girl you abused. And you can't keep doing it. You can't keep getting away with it. So enough is enough. Gotta go. So I can sort this out. Gotta go, police are here. Right, right, right. My right here. Oh, here we go. Oh my god. I want to go.

I can see the cops coming there. Yeah, I can see the cops coming. Yeah, I can see the cops coming. Yeah, I can go. I'm just really confused why you need others you what did I do I do You took that all wrong. I'm just really yeah Didn't you did not tell you about the story how one escort a long time ago a blonde a blonde escort

She confronted it confronted me outside of Sylvain, and she started abusing me, causing a scene. Really? Oh, yeah, I don't tell her sad. When was that? Oh, there was probably about two, maybe about six months ago. Okay. But she was really upset, you know, like she just yelled at me and she'd come

and I'd fuck off and I'd come across you. She just happened to run into you at the grocery store. Yeah. Wow. What did you have? Did you buy a bunch of groceries and stuff? Yeah. She lives in exactly the same suburb as me and I went and she she's a book of sky-rise hotels that are near me and she was near sort of five minutes away from me and that's how she bumped into me. Okay. Okay. She recognized you. What did you say to her? Why would she mad at you?

What did you say to her before? The reason why she recognized me, because I actually saw her as a client probably about two years ago. And she fell, and after I saw her, she fell out with me because of something I said and I started, I started insulting her and that's why she's really mad at me. You know, okay. Yeah. And then she, that was just something you said over a text. That's it. Maybe a person. Okay. No, something I said over text, she was mad at me because I got her kicked out of her hotel because I, I think the reason why she got sort of, she got kicked out of the

hotel because I reported her to the hotel manager because she was using the premises. She was using the premises as prostitution and that's illegal. And I can play into the, I can play into the Hoda manager. I said, look, the skills using your premises for the process, you should, you should do something about why did you do that? Hang on, the delivery guy's coming. I'm just waiting a minute. Okay. Just, I got to know what's in the packet. Yeah. I just got to know what's in the package. Yeah. Um, just trying to think, well, I can't really remember, but she just said something. Okay, do you want to pause and get your delivery?

No, it's like, if you hear some noise, ignore it. Okay. I'm just sitting on a stairway at the moment. Okay. So, you got to drag that out of a hotel for being a prostitute. Okay. So you got to kick that you got to drag that of a hotel for being a prostitute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was she probably was she in the hotel when that happened. Yeah. Um, it's right. Uh, yeah, she was on the high

tail when she got kicked out of I think because of me. Yeah. Cause I reported her. Okay. Uh. Okay. And how did she know it was you that called her that got her cut her kicked out? It wasn't that hard to figure out. Because like, because I told her, okay. Okay. So then she sees you, you're walking out of the store with your groceries and she comes over and does what? Actually, this way, I don't want to, just wait a minute. Yeah, thank you. You bring back another package? Yeah, just three packages.

Oh, wow. I think, no, actually, wasn't because I was getting groceries. The grocery was actually long, long closed, after it closed at night time. I think I was there in about 10. I was just around the apartment block near the grocery store, and she was walking her dog with obviously which looked like her boyfriend, and that's when she noticed me going past, and that's when she confronted me, came up and started screaming and branding at me. Oh okay. What did she say? Yeah. Oh geez, well such a happen such a long time

I go back to you just like, I think she was only on the on the periods terribly or something. What did you say? What did you say? Um, well, I said, yeah, like when she started screaming to say someone else, um, I just started, I was just calm, I just said, yes, I'm sorry. Um, thank you. Um, I just said, I'm sorry, I'll try to calm the situation down. I'll just say that this kind of was a good You know, I just tried to pretend that I was apologetic. And I think she, I think that sort of,

I think that sort of kind of came down, I think. We've all been there, yeah. You've got to pretend like you're apologetic. And de-escalate. It didn't actually come down, but it actually made it worse. And then the end she told her, if she screamed at me and told me, if I'm next to when I walked away. Oh, okay me down, but it actually made it worse. And then the end she told her, if off she screamed at me and told me, if on that's when I walked away.

Oh, okay. So, but at the start, she wasn't going to let me go. She, I tried to sort of walk away, but she prevented me from doing that. And that's sort of trapped. And I'm trying to just walk away. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But I think she was about to assault me, I think. I think she was about the function of something. Ah, it sounds like assault was already done. It's the battery that she didn't do. Salt is any menacing move at somebody. Trapping them from leaving as assault. I thought assault was a physically touching them.

No, that is. It is assault to physically touch them, buddy, but it's also assault to manage them in any way. Like act like you're gonna hit them. It'll make it, if they think that you're gonna hit them if a reasonable person thinks that you're gonna hit them. That's assault, brother. Yeah, it's not the lies there, but.

Yeah, you're not gonna get arrested for it, but. My room, my room, it's good today um your room is okay hey hey clear he's a mark wave a mark wave came oh my she's in bottom block why that she you're not she's she got something from me he's something from Target. Target down there. Until we have to talk to the roommate. How? And this is what says this is a table coffee tables. She's going to talk.

Yeah, she's living with me at my house at the moment. It's a part of the delivery. Yeah, this is new furniture. As you made a roommate, are you guys romantic anyway? Yeah, I get. No, she used this is new furniture. As you made a room made, are you guys romantic anyway? Yeah, I get. No, she used to be my girlfriend. Oh, really? Okay.

And now you're just there. Say hi. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Yeah, she just kind of tied up this closet off. Okay.

And now you're just co-habitating. Now you're making coffee tables together. Hey, all right. Well, I think that's the end of this text message. Says, you say, I'm just really confused why you feel the need to cause trouble. As I said, I felt you didn't help things. I apologize and obviously you didn't accept.

I am really sorry. I'm really sorry. I am really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. Even though I don't mean it. You're an absolute fucking madman. I'm really an I'm really an expert. I'm really a professional guest spotty blue one. I professional guest spotty blue one night. Yes, actually. Wow. I don't think you sent me anything else. All right.

I don't know. Do you got anything else for us? No, not really. I'm pretty much done. I think. Okay. We'll have fun. Have fun putting the table together.

I will. Thanks for calling. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Bye There it goes. What a fucking mad man So he's got a he has a he has a roommate who was so He had he had a relationship with a woman. Yeah, they are no longer together. That's right. And they are still speaking. Yeah. This is amazing.

Enough to live together. I have to talk to this woman. We have to set something up. I've got to know. I've got to know. I've got to know. I've got to know all the details of this situation. All right. Should we do voicemails?

Should we do a bonus episode at some point? We can do it this week. Okay. You want to do it this week? Yeah, we can do it this week, I think. I have fucking guy. Let's see here. I got to find the closing ths on.

I thought I'd put it somewhere easy, but... Let's see here. Oh yeah, here it is, okay. Ah, well, thanks for listening, everybody. If you're new to Chris the Kiwi, I hope you enjoyed it. There used to be a whole catalog of his greatest hits that you could listen to on YouTube, but no longer.

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I don't fucking do that to me. What are you laughing at over there? Now, story of my fucking life. Shared experiences. Ebony and Iverib together. Together living great men and parallel lives of hell apparently. Can I show you what I got my nephew for his birthday?

No, I can do these are always great. You didn't see this? Oh, yes. The flaming toilet. That's phenomenal. Yes. Well, that's cooler than you described it? Oh, yes. The flaming toilet. That's phenomenal. Yes. Well, that's cooler than you described it.

Oh, yeah. It's got a flaming skull on the underside of the lid. I spared no expense. Look at that. Right. There's a skull on top too, I think, when you close it, but definitely when you open it. That's amazing.

And that's so great because your sister had to install that thing, like a million of choice. No, that's, yeah, what is, that's my present. How are you gonna rationalize with, you know, like a seven year old or however old he is, right? What are you gonna do? Send that shit back. No, you can't, no, you know what?

We're not gonna let you have your present. I actually waited, I bought this 31 days ago. I thought it was a piece of sucks. Yeah. So that you can't return it anymore. I waited till it expired. Right. He's returning it expired. Right. He's returning window expired. Right. Brilliant. Okay. Let's do some voicemails here.

Do do do do do do. And I was just calling in the light. You know, in case you didn't hit also, but maybe you could talk about a little bit. I dubbedb's his whole little creator, Clash thing, like, a shit, it ends up making half as much money last time, but it has, according to Idub's, three million people pirated it, and only 50,000 people watched it. And then half as big as the last one.

So anyway, you lost money. That's pretty funny. Hey, and I gotta say, not as surprised, you lost about half of his audience Between the same high thing and the froggy fresh thing If you can have a charity, you've been just making about charity, but you don't make it about your ego Otherwise, you're gonna end up losing money. Yeah, I thought I just thought that's about it. You're talking about You know who's charity anyway

Chariot Friday flying around this shit. Um, goes in one ear and out the other with me. Yeah. I dobs you got to learn. That's smart. Well, yeah, I mean, I just, I have a hard time hanging on to, you know, people's avatars or whatever. Like, it's like, I, you know, real people's names stick in my brain, but yeah, as soon as I hear, I'm just like, it's just this like face because I don't

investigate any of these people. So I don't know what they really look like even if they go by like some whatever name. Yeah. So I just, there's no, they're just this like, just this hazy entity to me that I don't really. So you can say I'm a guy. I don't know what he, you know, you remember to him, if we not, I don't know. Do we talk? Remember that guy, Froggy, that called in about boxing? Do you happen to remember that? Yes, I do.

I trained for a boxing event for charity. Then you got kicked out. Right. Because he knows Sam Hyde. Okay. And this was Idubs, he was going to fight. No, he was fighting somebody else. Okay.

And I ended up getting another fight with a bigger fighter on that event on another show. Okay. It's charity stuff, man. Yeah, it's hard work to run a profitable business. I can say so, run a charity. Yeah, right. Turns out you got to pick one or else one's gonna fail.

And maybe both of them. So they ran a, they tried to do a celebrity boxing event. And the first time they did it, they made a bunch of money. Yeah. Sam Hyde got banned, but there was kind of still enough of that like freak factor. Like, okay, I'll watch these fucking nerds beat each other up. Yeah, sure. But then the second time they did it, turn out the freak factors

and so appealing. Yeah. And people don't really want to see a bunch of bad boxers boxing for no reason. The novelty wears off with some things really quickly. But they thought that they're building, you know, the rocky trilogy that people are going to tune in every. Yeah. And there's just an infinite money to go into this thing. Well, see, this is a lot different than like Floyd May weather fighting a poll or something like that. Yeah, like because they're like, it's not boxing fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because people are fans of comedy. Why don't they do a comedy show for charity? Yeah. Right, right, right, right, concert for charity. Because you know the boxing is going to be bad. Bad. Yeah. They had a poor Chris Ray gun guy that I used to fight with the long time. Yeah, I remember.

They paired him up with a black guy that was about eight inches taller than him. Yeah. It's like this is horrible. What are you thinking here? You can't, this is not, this is not a good match. It doesn't matter how much they weigh this guy's arms. There's like a foot longer than the other guys. Yeah.

So they lost all this money. Idubs, the guy who banned Sam Hyde and banned Froggy. Yeah. He did this really somber video where he talks about how his charity boxing event was short $250,000. So none of the charities got money. charity boxing event was short $250,000. So none of the charities got money. Like every fighter had their own little charity, like I'm fighting for kids with cancer.

I'm fighting for kids without cancer. I'm fighting for dogs. You know? And then nobody got any money. So he did a streaming for charity stream. Yeah. Where he raised some money, but the point kind of remains like, well, you had a ego driven boxing event, quote, for charity. Yeah. Any time anybody criticized you, you said, what we're doing is for charity. No, I'm sure you got that. You're bad, actually. You actually are cancer basically

and we're good guys. And you're bad. And then they took all the money that they raised, and they rented a giant hotel and had a huge party and had a multi, at a day after party for everyone that came. Nothing left over. He threw like a cattillion for his fat wife to just to process trauma and to get attention. Like they blew all this money. Right.

What wastefully paid all of the influencers, which if you're doing it for fucking charity, you're not paying these guys. Right. They're just doing it for fucking charity. You get the internet for attention. Right. But, you know, yeah, the wrong model.

Yeah, you're running a business at this point. And you're in this last money because you're an asshole. And people don't like you anymore. And they don't want to see this stupid, um, um, amateur boxing shit. Yeah, because it's fucking terrible. It's dumb. Yeah. And you're dumb.

Uh, it's pretty funny. Pretty satisfying. All right. Good. Oh, as people are like, oh, you're just happy that the charity didn't make money. Guys, it was never for charity. Yeah.

It was a scam always. Let me if he was paying all the people for, yeah, you're supposed to donate your time and name. Yeah. And what you have, whatever product you are or have, if you are doing it for charity, that's you get the people to You're lending your clout. Yeah, I'm

I'm gonna ask you to it. Okay, here we go. I want to add onto that guy last week. I'm about as friends getting some fucking liver cancer Oh, okay Sarosis my neighbor had To get like I think we tried to write so much fucking beer at You had to get a history place because of his phone density was so like there. Oh, wow. Then he died of drinking at like 35.

Yeah. Just like she did it as a part of like two and a half fucking days. I mean, I didn't even know what found it. Found out was because he had to show up to work. So we did a well-bearer check and he was just fucking dead. Because his body just fucked up. Can I steal pervuses. Apparently you fucked up this bull. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Do acid. Yeah. I mean, lives that I save with that tip. Do acid. If it's, you

know, don't worry about it. If it's one, if it's one life, it's one life, that's one more than you got to look into this stupid sound of freedom shit. Okay. Yeah. It's just so all the interviews are like obviously lying. All the fact checks on it are like, oh, there's no record of this trafficking victim actually escaped on her own and he took credit for it.

Yeah. It's like, well, that's, it's very easy. It's very easy. One of these, you're a liar. Well, you, you didn't accidentally lie about that. You're a liar. Right, right. I've never accidentally lied about setting anyone fucking free from a sex slave.

Right. Oh, I got mixed up. I was, it's, that's not, yeah. Oh, and your business is about telling, Eddie, it's that you, a life saver, right? Oh, wow, what a crazy mix up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

And then I want to ask the fans, like, okay, wait. So you guys believe you can just be like a regular guy and go to Columbia and start busting horrors out of what? Yeah. How do you think that's going to go for you? Right. Are you like a child? Dude, you thought of a foreign country,

you don't even know how to get around town. Let alone, what are you? Like some kind of, you got international spy intelligence. Like, this is where they're being held. We were on the scene. Where the fuck? No, you weren't. Fucker people.

Hahaha. Guys, I got, I'm building this amazing bridge from Epstein's Island. I'm a guy to get all the kids out, okay? I just need money. So I'm selling you this bridge. Uh, Christ. But I'm the bad guy, you know. What makes me rage this week is this self-sabotaging way of thinking that men do for themselves

when they meet a girl who's like between 18 and 21 with like, at least for a few, but like, I mean, one of my gonna talk to her about, like, do you want to talk to a woman? Are you fucking retarded? God damn it, go fuck yourselves. It means like, again, just end it right there. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, so what do you have a lot of great conversations with 30-year-old women? Is that what you're telling me?

I mean, yeah, but not right away. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure you could find something to talk to them about. Get into their interests like SpongeBob. Yeah. God damn. We were watching, I was all hungover.

We were watching SpongeBob in bed. I haven't watched SpongeBob in probably 10 years. Yeah, sure. It's totally different in room. Isn't it? Yeah. It's not any good anymore. Yeah.

They ruined it. Just the writing and stuff. Yeah, it's all crazy. It's not realistic at all anymore. They don't pretend. Gotcha. Very disappointing. Well, it's been, God, how long? I mean, it's probably more than 20 years, right? Oh, yeah. I've been going through. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hey, there's Dick and Sean. This is the guy you called in a few weeks ago. The native girlfriend. Thank you. He was going to kill someone else. Oh yeah, that was cool. That they all met.

Should kill yourself. Should kill yourself. We're living together now. You're all on horribly. I thought I'd call him with a rage while I'm at it. Okay. It's gonna be a rage. And then people say, I don't want to do something and you ask them, well why not?

And they say, because, if like, well, no fucking shit, dumb dumb. If you wanted to do it, you'd say, yeah, I want to do it. I'm trying to understand why you don't want to do it. Okay. Anyway, coming back, whether you guys like. Yeah. I don't know why that's funny to me. Yeah, call me back.

So he's living with that girl now that he's... If you leave her phone number, if you leave her phone number, I might actually call you. Not a curiosity. You should have a lottery every month. I will call you on the voicemail. I totally would All right, this looks like a good one. Oh

I am I just finished Yeah episode about fat mermaids. Oh yeah. This does make you a rake. Yeah. I should not. Four hours though, I was just the aquarium. Ripley's aquarium in Gallifurc with my almost two year old son and they have a mermaid show and he was a hammer because I've reeled the seat down. Two of them just sit down through what's going on. We can stay at 30 seconds in. He's dropping the water and they're swimming around. They were so fat. They were so fat. And I brought up my sister and she's like, one of five glass make them look fat. No, I can see. Oh, it's a mermaid for fat.

Right, they were fat. Uh, it was like, I got much one out of those quickly. Like, I would bring them to you in two dudes, so I can be sure they're all doing that and wearing them. Yeah, that's better. But these mermaids. I mean, these are more made were fucking. Why's there? Why's there a mermaid exhibit? I'm a

great. And still that day, a couple of hours later, I'm listening to the rest of the show and you bring up that mermaid. I fucking and none the the spirit. The sphere. Yeah, I actually just fear for this fear. I'm scared. The fear. fear. I'm afraid to fear. Right. I don't know why there's a fucking mermaid exhibit at an aquarium. No, it's just a way for fat women to get naked in front of kids. I mean, maybe they're not allowed to take manatees anymore, you know?

I mean, they even pitch that because they got a woman on the ends. They got a fat woman on the inside. Yeah, you don't think you could get our fat mermaid group to perform at the zoo, where she goes, mm-hmm, right. See what I could do. Yeah, exactly. A woman on the inside of the million gallon tank that they have. I got this special group.

Yeah. And Foxy ladies. How about they perform in between the dolphins, the dolphin show? And her boss goes, oh, that sounds wonderful. They give the float around their raft made of dolphins. Six dolphins were killed today. Okay, you ready? Seems a lot this one. Okay.

They can know what makes meirais, just people that don't brush their fucking tongue. If he's somebody laughing, there's just this shag carpet growing in the back of their mouth. God damn it. Brush your tongue, deep throat, fucking tooth brush. Clean that shit out. No, your breath stinks. It's gross.

Yeah, yeah, for real. Yeah. You do have to brush your tongue. Yeah, some people like more than others. Yeah. I mean, you're supposed to yes. Man There's a lot of all of the like anti-Semitic and anti-racist stuff could be replaced with you need to Wash your ass and brush your teeth because you stink right Right. If we swapped the amount of messaging about anti-semitism and anti-racism with hygiene, the world would be a so much better place. Yeah, it probably would.

Because you guys are fucking reek and you're getting better, better than ever. But how do you get such a good look? It's somebody's tongue. What are you? Well, like you said, if good look at somebody's tongue? What are you? Well, like you said, if somebody laughs. A singer? Yeah, I know.

You usually don't get, you know, especially give me a laugh. Let me see if I can see your tongue. I don't know about that. Not really right. Staring right at it. Okay. Well, this guy doing it parties. Maybe, let me get in there.

Yeah, let me get in there. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I mean, usually, I don't notice that I get a good look at people's tongues Yeah, unless they're like sticking it out or something, but Another fat mermaid thing. Oh Struck Mm-hmm five-jod fucking mermaid chamo thanks guys love you

you're welcome uh... okay okay shawnt i just want to say that the last voice mail right last episode about the air to i shit yeah fucking annoying fuck it's just fucking

the air to i shit is recorded people who haven't been listening to you for long enough don't know that you actually changed your mind on shit. We've seen it in real time. You've had opinions that have completely whiplop before. And it's not like it's a bad whiplop and it's like, you're a human, you change your mind on shit. You're not an edgy guy who is just hitting the gays are going to get. We got to get really people. I'm scared. I'm so scared

of Democrats. Yeah. I don't know. And there's a lot of hate gay people going around. Is there? Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. When I see women posting it, like, honey. Yeah. Uh, let's see the, hold your arm up just like this. Let's see what's going on there. Okay. Okay.

Before you, before you tell us how disgusting all these guys are. Right. For, you know, kissing each other, whatever they're doing. Yeah. When you just do a turn. Yeah. Let me see what you got going on here. Cause,

I bet God doesn't like that, but this is a. Your body's a temple. Yeah, your body is a temple. Okay, you know, like a full control. You're like a flop house. You're treating it like a, like a pig factory. Over there.

Okay. Su there. Okay. Sue, we. Hey, Deke, Sean. No big one makes me rage. Fancy cop cars. Yeah. I'm the first car driving a lifted Dually F350 complete with a hood cap.

Do they really need a near $100,000 truck to hold people over? Yes, they did. Yes, they did. Every time I see a cop car that's a brand new Camaro or Mustang or a engine, it really makes me hope they get run over by a bus and my craft. Yeah.

They call that tax money and spend it on something more useful, like I don't know, finding Biden a new dog, the fuck or whatever. Fuck you, Dick Smith is for Sean. No, I know. I think I'm up here stupid. It's telling his phone, if they always pretend like they have to accept the car too. Yeah.

Well, this was just donated. Yeah. What do you mean it was donated? We'll give it back. Yeah. Well, also, dude, you're driving high end SUVs everywhere that I see in Southern California. Yeah. Like, late model, like, what are you?

Yeah. Why? Why? Southern California, like, like, model, like, what are you? What are you? Yeah. Why? Why? You guys should be in the little list cars, the gayest cars possible. Sure. Like, little tiny Eastern European cars, you know?

They're like unsafe to drive fiat and pujos. Oh, shit. Like that. Something. Yeah. I hate it when they, I hate it when I see that shit. I especially hate the calendars of it. Who does it appeal to? Yeah. I hate it when they I hate it when I see that shit. I especially hate the calendars of it. Who does it appeal to? Yeah. Whenever they have sports car calendars,

I don't remember this. We were kids. Well, sports car calendar. It was like, Oh, yeah, Lamborghini. Couldn't touch awesome. Oh, yeah. Forge. Awesome. And then a cop Lamborghini. Oh, yeah. Okay. Fucking no. Yeah. I don't think so. Yeah. Like the dumbest colors of sports car could possibly be in. Cool, man. Yeah. Great. Real cool car made me want to be a cop. Man, I saw this cop shooting at Golden Retriever this week. I don't want to see that shit. No, it's horrible. Yeah, that and those like what do you talk about like risk assessment? Yeah, like it go give me a fucking bread dude. That's I Think of a cop killed my dog. It would be my mission in life to fuck that entire guy that guys

Life up for ever man. You understand right forever I can't allow that. No, I can't live with that. No, come on. No, you get it. Say you get it. Yeah, tell me you get it. I think Jury's get it.

I think they would too. Don't bring your dog back though. No. But I mean, I don't think, I don't think bashing their head until it turns into jelly is overreacting. No, of course not. That's just me.

That's just me,'s just me a normal guy uh... all right last one i think i don't know what makes me read this week is women self-diagnosing their issues oh yes every other week i come home and my wife is decided that she has a new problem uh... yeah wife has decided that she has a new problem. Oh no, fixing. Yeah. So I get home from work yesterday.

And her new fresh ailment is that she's overstimulated. Ha ha ha. Which she learned from. Probably right on that one, but of course. Yeah. And it basically means she spent all day watching our two kids who give their past to be a bitch to me for the rest of the night. Oh, that's specific.

And I did, I did, but I was going to be like, as quickly as I could, and I told her that I would just stay at home dead. All she had to do was get a job at a Zady Grandier and has health insurance, which was, apparently, the wrong response. Yeah, yeah, logic is not the place for logic right there, buddy. I don't know if I would call that logic

I want you to say you know, he called her bluff. You got to do what Chris the Kiwi would do, which is I don't think you're treating me fair Right now, right do the accent and everything but actually actually actually I don't think you I don't think you treat me like I have value right now Yeah, so the value. You know why he's so good? He's because he never means anything that he says. He doesn't have this mental block that people have where they feel like they're responsible for their words. Yes, that's true.

He just says whatever it will take to get an answer, the reaction that he wants. It's really something to aspire to. Yeah, he's a... I try that, but even I still, you know, I'll say, I'll try to think about something that I really mean, put it out there, and someone won't be receptive to it. I'm like, oh man, that affects me in some way.

That's bad, you gotta get rid of that. He's, he is... You need... He's perfect. I'll say it. The pinnacle of human conversational evolution. Well, I actually still imagine you. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly. All right, goodbye, everybody. See you. Thank you. See you on the bonus episode.