The Dick Show - Episode 370 - Dick on Greece

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

Being fat and hot in Greece, getting fired, Riley gets false flagged by Eric July, throwing an autistic kid off of a ferry, shouting at a waterfall, a funeral in tonuges, trans catfish on Tinder, and a Philly's Fat Con; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

Fucking fucking Riley. Uh, beef cake. Uh, poor Riley. What happened to Riley? Put down. Well, he was he was executed by Eric July and his band of flagging men. Oh, no, his band of flaggers. I don't think I can say flaggets. That's. His band of flaggers.

I don't think I can say flaggates. That's what people call them. Yeah, I think it's too close to the word for me to be saying that, but that's what they are. Well, it's a false flaggers, man. But you can be, it can be actualized, very triggered by me. And us, our gang of miscreants and wicked men.

It seems like it. He's just... Look at teasing men. Yeah, he keeps, miscreants and wicked men. It seems like it. He's just... Wicked teasing men. Yeah, he keeps feeding you. No. You know what I don't, you know what I'm... He DMCAed this lovely woman named Vicki because she posted a picture of his shitty comic,

a page of his comic. So he filed a copyright complaint. Sure. He nailed somebody else and then he'd flagged. He struck Riley's store and he spent his account and he reported poor Riley who's never done anything to anyone. Just goes about his life,

minding his own business. You know, for everybody, everybody, they went through a period where everyone hated Ralph. Yeah, now Ralph's back on top, everyone loves him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's him in Nick Fentas fighting. Yeah, sure. Now everyone loves Ralph and he's doing great.

But during the time period when everyone hated him, Riley got almost no recognition for having gotten that fist fight with Ralph in his hours. You remember that? Yeah, they threw punches at each other. Galayaths. Yeah.

Galayaths. Yeah. Slugging it out over, I don't know what it was for. I don't know. Getting any chothers faces. I remember that though. I don't think it was about respect. Probably not. I think it was about respect. Probably not.

I think it was just for content, honestly. Someone pulled up and they knew a camera was rolling and said, well, let's fucking go. Yeah. Let me see if, let me make sure we're going. Yep, we're going. Uh, you know, the episodes when I get back are always a little Lucy Goosey. I think I forget how to do the show. Yeah.

I know I'm a little out of sorts today too, but, uh, so it's so resigned to my misery on vacation. Like, it's miserable on vacation. Oh, I hate, I hate vacations. You know that. So you have to go halfway across the world to, to fun to discover that. Yeah. Today can always be worse. Let me tell you something about how it can always be worse. Yeah. First of all, nothing else. Snap you back to reality, then hopping off the plane and hearing a large TSA woman, barking orders, hop off the plane. And I see Lizzo, Lizzo's clone or sister or perhaps a backup dancer that she shoved a banana inside.

That's what the backup dancer suing her for, raping her with a banana. What? Cause it's a health, that's a health food. Oh, well, you're on a, actually, it had been a killboss, that would be fine, but it was a banana. And as you can see, do not want any bananas in me ever. Just infected. So get into the subject.

Get into the subject. Now she's in Pilates, she's gonna start losing weight. She post pictures now and everyone piles on her because she's living a healthy lifestyle instead of congratulating her. Right. Being a big fat pig, a big fat Lzo clone is standing at TSA collecting passports, barking orders at a family that doesn't speak English into her open head, clawed hand like this because black women can only speak into a speaker phone.

So whenever they're shouting in public, even if they don't have a phone, because they're working for the government, they still have their hand cut like this in the air. Oh, you need to all have your passport. You need to all have your passport. And they're staring. The man is holding a stack of passports for his family. Giving them the hersing. Here are our passports. Please don't eat us. I see you've unshackled the chains and somehow made your way here from the Empire state. Here is our passports. You go, got to have all, have a passport. Yo, got to each have your own passport.

Say, I'm gonna buy my bitch, I barely understand you. How the fuck do you expect them to? God damn. Go ahead, your passports. It's like, I don't if you turns with wife, I don't know what the fucking world you speak woman. I don't understand. I understand how you say, could what this fucking world you speak woman. I don't understand. I spend the understand have what you say. Could you translate to this and she goes, I got no fucking idea.

And I'm thinking lady, just grab the passports and fuck it. There's three of them. Yeah. Grab them and look through him. He's pointing at the baby. Is the baby okay to get there? God, I got a double, double, double, double. I don't care.

Go, Jay, everybody. I don't have time to hear an organ all day about it. It's all about. Grab on, go ahead't can't go to everybody. I don't have time to go on the org all day about it. It's all about God, but go ahead on pay a poll. Jesus. Wow. Maybe the welcome back to the trickle down lawsuit of the Harvard thing that said we got to get some more Asians in here. You guys have been fucking around too much with the version of the Asians are right. We got to get more.

When is that trickling down to the TSA? Nah, not going to happen.a. Nah, not gonna happen. No, no, no, no. Think so. TSA is TSA was fucked from God damn. Deception. You find me a picture of a black woman talking outside that does not have her hand like that.

So you don't realize it until you see it because they're not allowed to have their cell phones out of TSA because you always see them walk around. Hey, no, I saw. I'm sure you're not allowed to have their cell phones out of TSA because you always see them walk around. Hey, no, Bob, I saw, I'm shaking an eye. Paul's sermon on the mound. Perfect view of the acropolis, the Parthenon, by the way. The sermon on the Mount. Mount, yeah. Isn't that, is that, is that Jesus?

Well, there's multiple mounts and multiple sermons as it turns out, but one of them, one of the big ones. Yeah, one of the big ones. Yeah, one of the big ones. Not the one. One that happened right there, right in the fucking view of a crapple is just right. And let me tell you something, the crapple is huge.

The it is on a, you don't get this, I just got back from Greece. You don't get this from the history books between lessons about, you know, you remember reading in school, reading history, and it's like Holocaust, Holocaust, Holocaust, and you're gonna be in that little paragraph that they have about the beginnings of democracy

and civilization. They've got a picture of the Parthenon, but it looks like micro machines, right? Not only it's huge, it's on a fucking mountain in the middle of the city like These guys really into democracy or whatever this was wow Impressive right amazing and they'd walk around here and be smart asses to each other all day I think we found the emptiness over here. Oh man great. How majestic? This is awesome. Oh, I'm so inspired. And I hear

behind me. Oh, I'm getting all blown by. I said, you've got to be fucking kidding me. They found me. Where did this come from? I don't know how, but they found it. I don't know how they found me. Look, I'm like, black. Yeah. Yeah. Talking about, oh, yeah. Wow. And I you'll never believe this. She was, she had a British accent somehow. But I said, they're kitchen, you had to do this in England too. No, no. Wow. Well, I'm sorry that happened to you.

Where's part of the trip? Really? Oh man, if you hear, if you're in some amazing thing, amazing, this amazing historical, everyone, there was so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so bad, there were so know, to see, oh, what's that's an American woman? But let me look at that. And I would start to turn around and the sun would collapse. I would go, well, become disoriented,

like looking at Kthulu, fat Kthulu. Oh, what is this? Oh God, every other, the women there are so hot, it made me want to kill myself. There are, yeah, ironically, or in a funny, satirical way, I thought, what's the point of living? Just throw me back into the, let me stay here in the matrix. Don't kick me back into fat land with wires coming out of my head and grease coming out of the pores of every woman that I can see within 6,000 miles.

Yeah. Well, you know, we're talking about the huge natural tits, even the fake ones. Yeah. I mean, you know, whatever, they're still there. And not once in all of Greece that I have to ask a woman to repeat herself because her volume was either too low or too high. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, delivered cleanly. They've had a lot of practice. I mean, they've been doing democracy throughout the long time. I mean, I don't know. They're just more, maybe they're just more refined. You're talking about the, I'm talking about the bad, I'm talking about like the fattest countries and stuff like that.

And what do you, but like what do we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we? But like what do we, we were in Mexico? Mexico. Yeah, but really almost everything ahead of us is like a fucking territory. It's like new Guinea. It's like fucking the little on. Yeah. So like do buys fat as fuck. They have like a two Popeyes on every corner. Are they one of the, they're one of the big ones. So one of the big ones. Okay. Aside from the hot, two. But basically, we're almost number one when it comes to places with a gene pool. I mean, seriously, not because it's like, you know that like Pacific Islanders side that gene pool is working at the same time.

It's like, I mean, they're all gonna be fat as fuck. Like, that doesn't really, we can do something about it, but we just effectively, in a non-absolute world, we're the fucking fattest country in the fucking world. Probably in the universe. I mean, you could see it, looking around. We're gonna have to discover a new planet

and find their fattest country and then compare fatness. Yeah, exchange some tips on fattery. The Greek men, as beautiful as the women are, and as much as it makes me want to kill myself, because maybe there will be some sort of reincarnation or afterlife that I don't believe in, but perhaps on the slim chance that one of these chuckle fucks is right. And I'll get, I'll come back to life as a child and maybe retain some sort of ephemeral sliver of the idea that I have to go to Greece for the women and that all the other decisions in my life are moot compared to that one.

The men contrary wise are the opposite right. Well, by the things that Rugg says been in front of the shirts button down to their penis. Yeah. I'm like, what is this? What did you guys done? Are you absorbing all of their calories and ugliness onto you? Yeah. How is this happening? How are you breathing?

My girlfriend's Greek and she points out, it's like, that's a Greek guy, right? That's like, he thinks he's fucking, he thinks he's God's gift to fucking women. He's, he's got this, he's, you know, 45, like big old gut, super proud of it. It's just like 50 shades of gray in there. How's every hair on your head a different shade of gray? How's that possible? Yeah. You look like a, Greek men are funny, man. Oh, man. So bitter and jealous I am upon returning to this foul stench-ridden hellhole of America, just disgusting, that I've disgusted that I have to live here.

Did you go to a Greek funeral? What's that? I've been to a Greek funeral. Like a real, real, real, real, real, real. Yeah, like a real Greek funeral. What do you mean? What's that? I've been to a Greek funeral. Like a real, pretty real funeral. Yeah, like a real Greek funeral. What do you mean? What's that? Well, there, it's, it's like a, you know, it's like a big fat Greek wedding, but there's a corpse. I haven't been to one of those either. Yeah, they're, they're very, they're very serious. There's a corpse. No, corpse. Oh, corpse. Okay. There's a corpse. As fun as a big fat Greek wedding is allegedly, I've never been to one.

Yeah. A big fat Greek funeral is tedious as fuck. Oh, wow. Yeah. It's, you know, put a little spice into the, yeah, Vito there, did you stand up? Did you hear that when he did stand up, but his friend's funeral? No. Oh, his friend killed herself, I think.

Sorry, I don't know, or she's dead. I don't know how, I don't remember. Um, she was hot too. Um, so Vito goes there and says, she says something like, he starts his act with, well, a lot of, a lot of Armenians here, I don't particularly care for them. I don't have her funeral. I don't have actual funeral, not her comedy buddy funeral. That's crazy.

And he killed it. He's a wild man. I can't do that. So all these, she had all these comedian friends and they're all like just seething with jealousy that he's doing stand up at the funeral and kneeling it. And they're all telling these like heartfelt stories that are supposed to be like kind of funny. And he's all telling these like heartfelt stories that are supposed to be like kind of funny. And he's just going 110%

Greek funeral. There's a guy, there's a guy who talks in Greek and then there's another guy, they sing. For, and I timed it, 35 minutes. 35 minutes, what are they saying about it? Everybody saying low, like three. No, it's stream of consciousness shit. They're making up the melody as they go.

I swear because the one guy I can't explain. That'd be awesome. No, it's these weird, these weird Eastern intervals and it's literally, it sounds stream of consciousness. It's like, please accept so and so into the kingdom of God, even if he did bad stuff and I don't know if he did. You probably did. I mean, he probably did some bad stuff and I don't know if he did you probably did I mean he probably did some bad stuff a lot of people know him like it's fucking bizarre. It's so

was he doing so bizarre it's like you're the greatest Jesus we all suck and it's it's like these really just Jesus you're incredible and I'm not so handsome you You were very handsome. Like, yeah, it's, that sounds like it's worth seeing. It seems like a joke, but I was like, is it, yeah, it's a joke. Am I being fucking, am I being fucked with here? Did you do it? No, no, no, no, no,

it's just the fucking priests. It's the, it's one priest doing it in Greek and one guy doing it in English. It's the weirdest hall-owned Catholic. They got their hall-owned religion. Well, yeah, Easter Orthodox. It's Catholicism without a pope. I mean, that's basically what it is.

And they crossed themselves the different way. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they crossed themselves. Well, they go like this. You can't cross yourself. You gotta cross somebody else. And then they go, they go right to left. Instead of left to right, I believe like Catholics.

We had a Catholic, casco. Do do do do do. Yes. Opposite for you do do do. Yep. Oh, little fuck you. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Cause Catholics are doing the fuck you. And the Greeks are doing it correctly. I don't know. I mean, Eastern Orthodox type shit, you know what? Lot of, a lot of things in common with like, I think like, Armenian churches, Russian churches. Ah.

Like, you notice like a lot of Russian names, they're all Greek. Uh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Peter, Alexander, Alexandria, Marina, all kinds of like, those are, you can have, you know, you know, they're doing an important thing there in Greece. They're basically the only people keeping all of Islam out the fuck out of town. They're bordering on Turkey or whatever. And they're like, no, we're not doing that. We're not having those guys. Well, no, no, you guys go fuck yourselves. Yeah. Go back to England or whatever. You cook this idea up. They have a bit of a history Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's open. So I'm, so there's, I do that.

I don't know. He didn't look so good. But so I'm sitting with the family, right? And there's like his daughter is like at the one end of the pew or whatever. And I'm eight, nine people down. And there's like, the service is fucking finally wrapping up. And like I hear, you know, eight, nine people down. And there's like, you know, the service is fucking finally wrapping up and like I hear like a little rustling,

you know, like a little people playing telephone. Like what's going on, you know, like I was, I come down here, it's like the potty. No, then it's just like, hey, can you help carry the casket? Like, what, what if I, you would have, yes, but I would have thought that that would have been kind of taken care of. You know who the goddamn Paul bearers are, you know, but they also, why can't they not

have an extra guy? Because the mean age at a Greek funeral is 89. Oh, okay. So you had to carry the whole thing. I mean, it's strapping on, maybe. I don't think that's not a whole lot of young Greeks who are very devout. I don't think I mean, it was crazy. See,, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're all, they probably shouldn't leave. They should probably just order in caskets and just like have them ready

because some people, you know, when they stand up too fast, they're going to pass out and die. Just drop in there. Yeah. Yeah. Just do your hop on this room. Big, big fact, great, great funerals. Very, very strange. You know what they had in Greece too, is they had a couple homeless people, but they were like, they were playing chess and reading books. I've seen that in Europe. I saw a homeless guy. I saw a homeless guy. I can't remember where it was. I don't know if he was playing chess with the correct rules. I didn't stay to watch. Yeah. But he had a chess board set up. Yeah.

And that's pretty good. I know. You know, refined. Curricured. Refined homeless people. Very cultured. I don't know where he was getting his books. I don't know what book it was, but he was reading.

It might have been Italy. I mean, I don't know where it was, but I saw a homeless guy like on the steps of a church. Is that one of the oddest things I've seen. He was definitely homeless. Dude, he's shucking oysters. And even the sick oysters on the house, you're like, where did you get that? 26 bucks a piece.

Where the fuck, he literally was shucking oysters. Yeah. And eating them was like, God damn, man. Just like a government program. It was fun. It was exhausting though. We took the ferry. We thought it would be fun to just take the ferry to these places and hop on, you know,

right over the Mekonos and Santorini. That's why I hear going to the islands is amazing. Well, not these two islands because they're, do you know what they do? People running Airbnb are always innovating and trying to scientifically discover new ways to rape you. Yes. Did you wear that? Yeah. Sometimes actual rape, sometimes with hidden cameras

and stuff traditionally, but some of them think outside the box. Keep stepping in where I can see it. Where they do stuff like, okay, if you need me to arrange a ride for you from the airport, it'll just no problem. Oh, I got to drive. It'll be 50 bucks. Like, well, what's the runner up? Assume that we spend all the money on you.

Right. Not one single person. So every island you get to, no matter what, you get there, you get drop it off by the ferry after an autistic kid is kicking you in the back of the seat for two and a half hours. And the Wi-Fi is a cock tease. Like the Wi-Fi on ferries is the equivalent of a hooker

like blowing across the tip of your cock. Okay, yeah. Oh, I got a, oh, here it comes. Here we go. I got some Wi-Fi. That's it. I was suspicious when you said it only cost three bucks. It's just enough to really piss you off. Yeah. Yeah. Battery. I can watch the battery bar draining. Yeah. It's trying so hard. An autistic kid kicking the back of my seat for three hours, parents are loving it. And I'm thinking, where is that sound of freedom guy?

And his, where are the pedophiles that he hires to stage his pedophile bus? I need their number so I can get rid of this little fucker. Right. I'll lure him off, I'll lure him off the ferry with a train. We got a feisty one. We got a feisty autistic. With a train.

Fuck in here. Yeah. This time, here, follow this Thomas the Tank Engine. Yeah. Right off the side. Oh no. We lost the precious child. Hmm.

Oh. They're all precious, some are just more precious than others. These motherfuckers are on their computers. Doing God knows what? Cause there's no Wi-Fi. I don't know if they're playing a free cell. Yeah. Or just looking at spreadsheets.

You're talking a clippy. What? But talking to clippy. So you get there, you get off the ferry, and it's just like confusion. There's no, obviously there's no like, well, just pay two bucks and take this bus into town. Yeah.

Just dudes who come up to you with the scam of, hey, you want to rent a, it's 50 bucks. No problem, I'll get you there. Yeah. 150 bucks. One of the guys says, I said, 150 bucks to go how far? I don't know. Oh, God.

Couple of miles probably to town where the hotel, where the early end is the air can be is. Did you have cell service at that point? Barely, barely. So I said, man, at 150 bucks, no, get the fuck outta here. No, I'll just sit here. I'll walk and go, well, what's your budget?

I said, 20 for both of us. Yeah. He goes, okay. So that's a fuck complete haggle like I could have got it for We never ever if anybody ever says yes to your price right god damn yeah, yeah, I could have got it for less than that Right, so we get on the bus and these girls are giggling in Greece Greek Yeah, how much did you page because I'm 10 bucks. Yeah, hmm, you bitch Yeah, they never tell you the important stuff. Yeah, it's always

Here's how to flush the toilet. I know how to flush a fucking toilet. I get from the place to you as cheaply as possible. Here's what you do. Here's how to get in bed. That RBNB, we've got a nice bed for you. You pull up the sheet and then you put one foot in and then put the other foot in. Okay.

You're supposed to throw your toilet paper in the trash there too. Really, because they're their infrastructure. So that's what they said, but I didn't do that. Oh, yeah. No way, am I going to throw poop in the trash. I'm sure in some areas you can smell it all night. No, thanks. Yeah, no, that's... I put it in the toilet and flushed it and fuck you. Fix your plumbing then. Yeah. Yeah. That's always I've got a whole

country that looks like plumbers, put some of them to work. Yeah. Get to work. Dig this shit up. I've been to enough places. Been to enough places to know that like, you know, America's plumbing is really kind of second to none. Yeah. That's it's, it's just all new. It's it's shocking when something doesn't work. You know, it is. It Yeah, that's it's just all new. It's shocking when something doesn't work. Uh-huh. You know, it is. That's it. That's shocking.

The plumbing here's great, except I don't have any of it if you'll remember. Yeah. So, what? You don't have to do anything about it. Oh yeah, that's the conclusion of that tale. Yeah. I got a second opinion.

I've never updated anyone. I got a second opinion on the plumbing after they came out and sprayed lines and dig lines on the street and the guys like, let's get started, let's get started. Just give me a deposit on that 90 grand. So I'm gonna get a second opinion. So the guy comes out and goes, well, what's the problem though?

So we'll sink back up, backed up. Is it backed up now? And I said, no. Because why could replace those pipes? But what beyond that, what's the actual problem? I said, well, nothing. And he goes, then let's somebody else worry about it. Like the next guy worry about it, I said, wow, sold.

Sold, get out of here. But it's literally like the pipes were just rusting clothes or whatever, like that one is. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's all that house is no fucking, it's all, they're cracked. And then they're not connected to the sewer. Yeah. And he goes, well, let's somebody else worry about it.

Yeah. So you should put that as the name of your plumbing service. Let's somewhat, yeah, I'm not doing any work. Kick it down the road. I'm plumbing. Yeah. So we won't have fuck up the house. He goes, nah.

No. That other guy said it would, he goes, yeah, I've heard all those tricks. I said, oh, man, you're really saying all the magic stuff that I need to do. I've heard all those tricks. Right. Boom. Right. That tells me that you have heard those tricks and that I'm being tricked. I'll never be tricked, God damn it. Well, and what motivation does he have

for talking himself out of a job? None. Exactly. I didn't even pay him to fix the kitchen. Yeah. So I'm not doing any of that plumbing shit that I was complaining about. Yeah, I mean, fuck it.

That's a nice guy worry about it. No, that's good. But it also would have made a lot of material. I'll let the squatters when the squatters finally take control of the city. Yeah. And the homeless take control of the city, the homies. Did I tell you that my sisters kids call homeless people,

they had a nickname for them, homies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the homies. Did I tell you that my sister's kids call homos people, they had a nickname for them, homies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some homies. There's some homies. Good, good. Funny. When the homies take over, my home and become homos, homos, I'll let them worry about all the back to shit and piss.

Well, I mean, you know, they're not gonna be using the toilet. Yeah, that's true. So. So there you go, I'm back. I have a lingering feelings of suicide and despair, just like inception, not unlike inception, where I sit on the balcony and kick my heels off and watch them fall to their to my death because

the women are so hot and I've never seen anything like it and it's depressing. So don't go to Greece. Yeah. The islands of Mekano since Santrini look like a look like a miniature golf course. They're all covered in plaster and tourist shit. Oh, wow. I got back to Athens and a local told me that they are for quote, F slurs and whores.

And I said, well, yeah, what are those two islands? Oh, those two islands. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. There was a, there was an abundance of, of, of, at least one on there. And I felt like the other. So I'm a good, very astute observation. I met some fans out there too. Really?

Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Uh, so that was fun. I've had some fans out there too. Really? Yeah. Cool. Yeah. So that was fun. Right on. Yeah. Yeah, I want to go.

I want to go. You want to go? Don't go to those two. Don't get condoned to going to those two places. Well, it helps too because my girlfriend speaks Greek. So it's going to be a little... Oh. It's going to be...

It's always... I feel like I have less of a chance of getting completely fucked, although I don't know what she's asking. So she can ask the wrong questions and I could get doubly fucked. Yeah, you gotta learn how to communicate with just your looks like.

Yeah. How did you think of everything? You can tell sometimes when women are a lot, in any language, you can tell when women are trying to pull something over on you. Like if they're trying to talk themselves into spending more money, they will have a look like clever Hans, where you can go.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe seeing my parents dog now.

Yeah. I'm going to put that dog down. The dog's getting hold. And then I'm going to put my parents down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe seeing my parents' dog now. Yeah. I'm going to put that dog down. The dog's getting old. And then I'm going to put my parents down, because I don't want to have to tell them that I did that.

Right. So the dog's old and at 5am is waking up every morning and walking around on the wood floors with its talons, like a fucking raptor. Right. Just confused about what it is.'s nails trimmed or anything, huh? I don't know. I don't want to. I'm not asking those types of things.

My parents just, well, okay, how long you want me to watch? Oh, okay. We can have. And you've been feeding her at like nine, like as a courtesy, oh no, five. Okay. Well, that'll be no problem to shift then. You could have done that for a week, fed her at a later time, so I don't have to start,

but that was dumb of me for not requesting that. Yeah, well, they get used to it. And then you thought at no time, any of these mornings at five in the morning while you're feeding her, did you think, you know, there's gonna be pre-fucked when the old dick has to take this responsibility over. Yeah, you get older, you got a better earlier,

you get up earlier, five, they probably feel like it's sleeping in. The dog or my parents? Your parents. That's okay, they're going down, putting them both. All three of them, one shot, I'm gonna get a deal from the vet. There you go.

Or whomever. Whomever. There's lots of things that can do it. Hey, they only have Coke Zero in Greece. You'd like that. I like Coke Zero. Yeah. You better, you're gonna have to put the poop toilet paper

in the trash, though. My girlfriend's not gonna let you flush that shit. Man, you can fuck up their whole infrastructure. No, I will be flushing. Was it like that everywhere? Yeah, really? What if you stayed in, I mean, there's gotta be, you know, if you stayed in the fucking Ritz Carlton or they, you have to eat it then.

No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. They had some signs up. But the signs weren't, the signs weren't prominent enough, so I thought it was a big deal. Yeah. Yeah.

No parking, that signs right in your face. Yeah. You know? Yeah. No parking, that sign's right in your face. Sure. I know, that's serious. Yeah, you know there. But it was like, don't put the poop in the toilet paper, put it in the trash. It was kind of like over by the mail.

Right. So that's not serious. If enough people follow the rules, it'll help. Some rules are designed so that only most people have to follow them. That means that I don't, because I don't follow rules unless it takes as much energy to fix the problem as it does to enforce me doing the rule. That's up to you to figure out how to communicate that, and I feel like you've done it effectively.

Yeah. Yep. Okay. The people who are the exceptions know, the exceptions to the rule, you know, they, they gave you that little, here's a little wink. So you know who you are, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys know who you are. Yeah, exactly.

And you guys, they don't follow rules. Yeah, here's one coming at you. Here's a hot one coming at you. Right. Thanks for doing the biggest problem. That was fun. That was fun. That was fun. 100th fun. That was fun.

That's fun. 100th episode, yeah. Our problems were miserable. Were they? Some people, actors actually. Oh really? A couple of audio engineers said, I could listen to John talk about audio engineering all day.

Well, I only brought it, I didn't have a problem. I know. Vito reminded me by talking about low porn production value, you know, values. But everyone loves hearing Vito talk about porn. Sure. He always gets to a place where he won't say what kind of pornography he's looking at,

but it's obviously weight shady because he's talking about downloading torrents and stuff. Yeah. What do you mean torrents? That's so funny as soon as I saw the quizzical look on your face and I had the same one. But how much sugar are you like, torrenting? Like, what?

How much porn do you need that you're torrenting it? And it's not available on like, porn. Well, it's a porn's free. Like, and easy. And easy. The easy. It's not, yeah, you don't. Torrents.

Like, I mean, I used to download fucking, like, you know, cracked plugins from torrents. Yeah. Like, that's, that's what that's for. Yes. Um, could you believe he was saying that shit about Trump going to jail? Uh, well, you're the one saying he's going to jail. Well, he was saying like, yeah, he should for stopping the election or something like that.

Well, he's, he's got a lot of charges against him. I know, but come on. He thinks it's a little weird. Well, he's, he's got a lot of charges against him. I know, but come on. He thinks it's a little weird. Do you think it's a little weird that the president can like, drone strike can like kill people, but can't say, hey, I'm, that election was rigged. It's like, oh, everybody's like, well, that's,

you can't say that, but he can go, man, I fucking wiped out like 20 kids today. Just for no reason. But there, that's, we're doing it to them. Yeah, but I think you can legally do it to Americans too. Well, drone strike? Yeah, probably. Yeah, I mean, it should be some places that I wish you would have.

I wish I could. Yeah, right. But don't you think it's funny that people will allow in their minds, like, well, the president, uh, yeah, drone strike to bunch of people. Oh, yeah, he just like ride off, student off student that or he's like women can or can't play men's sports or a book abortions are fine like we're not fine whatever but then if he goes that a lot of now these elections are bullshit stop that like that's too far

uh... no way can you say that that's but that you're disrupting our democracy like what about all that other jid all of that other shit that he's doing? Well, you're allowed to do it. He's the commander in chief. You're the commander in chief. Yeah. That's why you don't, you know, you, you can't. Every single thing you need to clear. No more. Terry has ever done his fault. But that's all right. That's what he said. Well, I don't that election. That's our, that election's bullshit. That's our own way. That's our way. It's so fucking, it's so crazy to me that that is our way. And it is. In every instance of ways that we have, that's it.

Well, you're doing like a lot of atrocious shit, but then you did one thing that breaks the rules and everyone's like, well, you gotta follow the rules. But there are rules. We don't care about somebody else's. Yeah, rules are another country. It's like, hey, that's fucked up. That's fucked up that you did. No, no, no, no, no, we need to do that. It's like, hey, that's fucked up. That's fucked up that you did.

No, no, no, no, we need to do that. Yeah, okay, what was the other thing I could do about it? I'll just have to vote, yeah, oh, voting's bullshit too. That's too far. How dare you? What is he saying? What is this fucking guy saying?

It better not be your not live. Oh, no. One word gay? What is this gentleman telling me? That is indeed one word. Oh, yeah, I got a bunch. Should I get a bunch of stuff? I don't even get to any of this stuff.

People are robbing fast food delivery robots. Well, I knew that. Of course. I knew those things were doomed. Oh, yeah, no, I was like, these things are gonna get fucked up. TSA agents are gonna destroy these robots with food. And there's a lot of them in every city.

People robbing free, isn't that kind of cool and dystopian that these homeless homies are reverting to tearing apart the protective carcasses of, of, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, automotons that are full of protein. Like, it's like a synthesized, uh, synthesized primitive state, right? Where we have these giant cities with, with no, with that are basically like rock and baron, rocky baron deserts, and there's these patrolling beings, basically self-aware, that are full of proteins and whatever, well, whatever. I think you understand.

Let me see if I can play this, here they are. Yeah, okay. Here they go, they're tipping it over. Like, I'm sure I can't say but things The poor thing has a little siren on it Some pot head ordered this 7-11

Fudular redrone and ten in the morning They tipped him over. They don't have a tip assist these things. Yeah, I don't have a tip assist. These things. Yeah. I can't even have a tip assist man. They steal your food too. Oh. Oh man. How did I not see this fucking coming? Yeah. Oh man. That's Hollywood. I know that one. That woman, that pregnant woman's riding it, that pregnant woman who's on fentanyl is riding their half the food delivery robot. Okay. Okay. We're stuck at this. There's got to be a smart one who learns how to hack

it. And then it'll go out. Do as bidding. Man, if they legalized booby traps, it would just solve so many problems. No shit. So many fucking problems. Like the porch pirates, like when the, you know, some people do shit like a, you know, like a fucking blank fires off or something, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. That's illegal. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure it is. Yeah. You just fix so many fucking problems. A little taser on that thing. Boop.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, but I have a bad heart. And yeah. Or like somebody, you know, if somebody brushes up against it and it fucking shocks them and then there's billions of dollars in lawsuits.

I mean, that's people's food, man. That's a food delivery. Yeah. I've never missed a food delivery and in lawsuits. I mean, that's people's food, man, that's a food delivery. Yeah. I've never missed a food delivery and thought, oh, well, that's okay. And that food is five minutes late. I want to murder someone. Oh, I know.

I know. That's bullshit. Fuck you guys. God damn. Somebody got to do something about it. Here's a presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis. Do you know about him? Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. What do you think about Ron DeSantis? What do you think about his wife? Is she? I don't fucking know. I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I think I'll fucking, every one of these guys have fucking scumbag. Do you think he's gay? No, I don't have no idea.

I don't know. I don't fucking think. Do you think he's gay? No, I don't have nothing. You don't think so? I don't know. Do you think he would be a good gay? That's a better question. What do you think would be a better gay? Trump or disantis? Well, Trump. Trump would be better at being gay because he's Trump and he's the best at everything. I think he would probably be better at it.

Correct answer. Even though disantis is gay and has an advantage in that regard, Trump would still be better. Okay. Here's disantis on what he's going to do. What he's going to do in an office. Yeah. We're going to go after these third world countries that have become hotbeds of anti-Semitism. Yes.

He's in America. Sean, forget weapons of mass destruction. Yeah. Weapons of mass. Yeah. That's a very good anti-Semitism. That's a not I mean, obviously he's trying to, you know, who's vote he's trying to get, but like I don't think he's after votes in this speech, but that's such a weird something else. That's such a weird

It is a preposterously weird thing to say that's so far down the list of like this is what we're gonna do like any So far down the list of like this is what we're going to do. Like these are the anti-Semitism, especially the countries. I know the third world. Right. So that's very odd. Armenia, nah, more like Ethiopia. Yeah.

We're going to go bomb the sh**. How many Jews are in Ethiopia? Well, you know, it's funny. And I say this, I realized that Nigeria just like declared, they just kicked out the CIA plant of their, of their, their, their fake, they kicked out their version of Zelensky, either Nigeria, they kicked out their, their puppet elected official that was put there by the US. Huh.

And they're like now doing their own shit. And they're like, well, we're not exporting Uranium anymore. What do you guys think of that? Yeah. How do you like them? How do you like them fucking apples? Yeah. So perhaps that's the third world anti-Semitism

that he's talking about. The weapons of mass destruction that they're employing in Niger by withholding uranium and denying the Holocaust. I can't even imagine what he's talking about. It just seems like, why even put that in? Like, it's so far down the list of anything that,

does that even rank on the list of Jewish Americans' problems? I could see them saying, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, got a lot of stripes, a big problem. Yeah, I'm sure. God damn. Okay. And he's specifically in the third world. Why? They don't even have the internet. Where are they doing their anti-semitism?

They can't even look up how to draw a swastika. They're probably shutting it up. Caves. Like, shutting in caves. Are they doing that anti-semitically? The fuck are you talking about? Why would you say that aloud? I don't know.

I don't know what the whole context was. He said, what would it be? Did somebody ask him to do this thing? A presidential candidate would say, and he goes, well, I'm going to go after it. I'll hold my beer. There's another fucking doozy for you. Oh, good.

And then I'll read some comments. And I think Riley's calling in. Then we'll do voice mails, and that will be the end. Patreon, amazingly, fucked up everyone's credit cards this week, so if you didn't get a notification that the show is up or that the taping was going on, it's probably because Patreon, for no reason, decided to move their bank to Dublin,

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Maybe Eric July is gonna sue me. He's threatening to. Right. His cronies are threatening to. Yeah. That might happen. It could. I mean, I know you're,

I'm talking about it on the biggest part. You're kind of going for it. Money is the only thing that I have that makes me happy. So please, just find it in your heart. You want dick to be happy. You want dick to be happy. You want me to be happy, right? You don't want to contribute to my misery. Patreon.com slash the dick show. Here is a tragic story in two parts. This guy says, whoops. In two charts. Here is the, where's the public in, is the anti-science party, financial times, analysis of the

US general times. General social survey, I don't know, but the result is it's a graph of trust in, trust in science. People who have, quote, a great deal of confidence in the scientific community by party ID. And you can see in 2000 it was even. Yeah, Republicans had more, Republicans believed in science more. Yeah, I like it.

Or the scientific community more in the 70s and 80s. Yeah, by about 5%, 10% right here. And then it kind of, they kind of approached a death cross. And in 2005, they were both Republican and Democrat about equally confident in the scientific community. And then in 2012, the Democrats went hockey stick on us. And Skyrocketed up to 65% have a great deal of confidence. Yeah, something like that.

This dot up here. Oh, yes. This is just the trend line. Yes. And then this one here on the Republican side is a mere 32%. So it's like double. Yeah. Democrats have double a great deal of confidence in the science.

Republicans have declined more linearly. Yeah, that's true. So it started in the 80s. Yeah. Huh. Well, what happens? That's a lot of big business and stuff like that with interest.

What do you mean? That's when the like this, nah, we're not on board with anything climate change. Like we're not like that kind of stuff because it's a lot of oil stuff and everything. So that yeah, it's big business. It's, because it's a lot of oil stuff and everything. So that, yeah. It's big business. It's aligned with big business a lot of time.

Like no environmental regulation. Or what's aligned with policy. Well, yeah, it's in our regulations. It's in our regulations. Things like that. So because you gotta remember, Richard Nixon started the EPA. Yeah. Like it's, you know, it's funny,

because like modern Republicans and Republicans, even of 20, 30, 40 years ago are different. Yeah. And probably the same is true for Democrats. I think what you're saying is true, though, as soon as science became synonymous with implementing policy, it's tied directly to, yeah, sure. Because I get, sure. Second hand smoking.

Yeah. It's like, yeah, okay, that's, I mean, you have a study there. That study that you did is science, but now you're saying it's illegal for anyone to do that. That's not science. That's policy. We are, yeah, yeah. Sure.

You guys go, smush those two to be science. Like, you can't save the implications and like the extrapolations we make and the policies that we make based on these studies that a lot of times can't be replicated anyway. Well, that's science. That's, no, I mean, it needs to be replicated. It needs to be, it's like, yeah. Yeah, just the blind, like the blind trust the science is very unscientific.

Yeah. Like, I mean, you've, you did, you did start like, you tried to poke holes in it. You tried to poke holes in it, but fucking peer review is for that. It's like, okay, what's wrong with this? What's wrong with this? How is this compromised? It's really weird and that like, I don't know,

Zerka was on last week. That was funny. Zerka and Ralph, I even said when I posted that episode, I said a lot of you aren't gonna like this. Yeah. And I still got it in the comments. I fucking hate Zerka. Yeah.

Fuck Ralph, fuck you, dick, for bringing my heart on. I really wanted to talk to Ralph, but that gave me two. But him and Zerka fighting was so funny. I mean, yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't have any use for a guy like Zerka. I know, you've plugged pretty poor. I mean, look, okay, there's a few things. I'll just, I'll speak, I'm not gonna pull any punches.

I'll speak frankly. There's a few things that I know, that I know I know, that I'm confident on. And one of them is what a drug habit with momentum sounds like. I'm being very serious. I know. I'm being very serious.

It's he's at that point. It's this frenetic, like kind of manic. Yeah. It's, you put a gun to my head. You say, what is he, I say, I say a lot of amphetamine. I know he said cocaine, but that's amphetamine does that. It's this pink stuff that he was talking about. Oh no, that's not the pink coke.

Yeah, it's not cocaine. They're talking about, I's not the pink coke. Yeah, it's not cocaine. Oh, okay, I've never seen it. It's to see, it's like white people to see, which is not what actual to see, it's like an, it's an amphetamine. It's like a high, well, that's, it's that monotony. You have this, you have this manic sense of self-exceptionalism. That's true. You really do.

Like it's like you're a world beater. It's this incredible confidence. You're not touching reality at any point. But, but it's like, I mean, I've seen it. I've seen it, I've seen it, I've seen it. Like it's just, it's how I, it's the people I knew or related to growing up. It's just, it's how I, it's the people I knew or related to growing up, it's just, it sticks out,

he might as well be painted with a sign like, you know, like tipping point. Yeah. Because what, that's great. I mean, I, you know, he could flame out spectacularly, not in a good way. He's really hanging out. You see how chaotic his thinking is.

Oh, yeah. It's a, remember the Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood interview? Yes. Somebody go back and watch this. Sounds a lot like Zerka. And, you know, it's just, he's right at, he's right at that point. He's right at that point. But I mean, you know, he wouldn't be the first. He's not the first and certainly won't be the last person who's, you know, whether it's induced or not, whose, you know, ambition and self-confidence far exceeds their intellect. Yeah.

I mean, that's a huge intellect. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's clearly a smart guy. I know. I know that he knows the references that I'm making that

he's pretending not to know or ignoring. I know it. I think you might be giving him a lot of credit because it's something that you can do. Like you can play that kind of stuff. Yeah. Most people, very few people can actually do that and play that character. I don't think he's Sasha Baron Cohen. I think he's exactly what you see.

Good for you. He's good. At, you know, getting, he's getting, getting, getting people going. Yeah, I mean, and I think people and causing problems with everyone.

I think he just has something that people like want. There's a certain, like it, it's not that he didn't, he didn't go what do people want? How I can do it? It's, he certain, like, it's not that he didn't go, what do people want? How I can do it? He's doing it because it's him. Yeah. So it's just what I think. I mean, it's, but that, that kind of thinking, you know, like that. No, it's, I just see the chaos in it. I like that about him. Yeah, I know you do, but I know what cause is interesting or what exacerbates it.

It didn't, it's a weird, he's ramping up. I can't see it. Yeah, that's true. I forgot we were even talking about it. Why I brought up that episode. You said, Zerg, I was talking about with Ralph. It was funny. Yeah.

Yeah. I did kind of want to talk to Ralph. Yeah. What do you want to ask Ralph? No, we were talking about, I know you were talking about, you know, he sober, he's all that kind of stuff. Yeah. I'm curious how he's doing, honestly.

I like Ralph. Ralph's always been cool to me. You know, he went on, I called into a show before all the recent kerfuffle with Nick Fuentes and all this stuff. He was recently on Jesse Lee Peterson's show. Ralph was a fun listen. I think I said basically the same thing that JLP did. JLP is the black guy, the minister, only from the show, but yeah, he's such an interesting guy because his advice is, his worldview is, it's like a fully egoless embrace of Christianity, which is synonymous with nihilism in every aspect,

except the conceit that this is all because of God. Instead of this is all because of nothing. Like his advice is, don't go out of your way. Don't burn yourself out trying to help people, just let them suffer, let quote, let them suffer and die because that's what God, that's God's plan for them. Like every single way. So try to control, don't try to control anything.

Let it go. Don't try to get, don't fight for your kids. The mother's gonna ruin them anyway. It's destroyed. That's not love what you're exhibiting. It's obsession. Let it go. There's the worry about yourself,

which is exactly what I say. But with the single difference, that you're just going to go condemn the gaze. Yeah, right. And let him suffer and die and go to hell. That's what God does. Right. What are you worried about?

Yeah. What the fuck are you worried about? You're going to be worried about them converting your kids. Right, right, right. I love his sermons because of that. Ralph was on his show talking about, and that is interesting. Listen. I love his sermons because of that. Ralph was on his show talking about that. It's interesting listening.

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Yeah, here we go. Oh my God, okay. This is the powerful roar of 30 men. So they didn't go. These are alpha males. These are the people, these people would have beat the shit out of these people in the 60s.

Yeah. Like these guys, yeah, yeah. What can you not get these guys to do? You know what I mean? It's like everybody, to reclaim what is inherently you, but somehow you're also missing. Yeah. You have to go into a pool, a tepid pool of

your own filth with other men. It's so funny. God,, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, We're aggressive. We're aggressive. That's fucking hilarious. Why didn't they put like Metallica on it? Why did they put this like, gay me? Do this, and you shit. They can't, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down The clues come out. Yeah. The clue. Oh my God. What did they say here?

Courageous men choosing to let go. Why are they roaring in a waterfall? Because we'll see because this is, these guys would never, would never go to a therapist. You know what I mean? You think they could really get something out of a therapist though, like how scrambled their fucking brains are? Well, the dumb therapist is, like how do they identify what's a good therapist?

Well, you do it by, do you feel judged when you, you should never feel judged when you go into one. You're establishing a relationship. Yeah, but how do these guys, they don't have those skills? Well, that's, no, I mean, some people are able to help themselves more than other people are. So this is step one and defining a therapist for them.

Maybe. Scream to the waterfall. Maybe that was awesome. Maybe. You never know, but it's, but it's funny because like go into a therapist would be gay, but this. Yeah. You know, well, you funny because like go into a therapist would be gay, but this. Yeah, you know, well, you can both be right. Yeah. Okay. No, I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Courageous men choose to free space within courageous men choosing to create life with more love. I just think it's funny. Yeah, it's hilarious. Sacred Suns Convergence 2023. Oh, LA, October 5th through 8th. Sun Session. Huh. Brothers, it's time to return to the land,

to brotherhood and to our hearts. For the last five years, Sacred Suns has impacted the lives of thousands of men around the world. It's not very many. Five years? Well, yeah. It's like a 20 minutes of the show. Yeah. Uh, and this fall, we are calling you all in!

Hmm. Okay, what the fuck is this shit? Uh. Okay. All right. So there's like, there's a lot of crying going on. There's a lot of crying going on. There's a lot of crying going on. There's a lot of crying going on.

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With a therapist let you wear that Sean. You showed up at therapy with a top hat with a feather and it would say what's going on with this? I don't think they'd say anything. I don what's going on with this? I don't think they'd say anything. You take that off. I don't think they'd say anything. They should. They should lose their license if they don't. They'd probably ask you about it.

They would. They would just ask you about it. They would say, do you think that's cool what you're doing? You're doing. If I had that on, would you trust me less as a therapist? Right. Uh, okay. Well, that's cool.

Yeah. Okay. Check that out if you want. I guess. Hey, what, you know what? Maybe it, maybe it works. Maybe it works for some people. Maybe it, you know, yeah. Seems like they just want to belong like, or, you know, like, it's people. Yeah. Like, it seems like organizations are praying on that for pay thousands of dollars. Well, it's, look, I mean, it's, how do you, this is what some aspects of like men's mental health looks like, yeah, according to the people who want to get these guys like, at bowling leagues with cheaper. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

pro terry and clubs cheaper, but women ruin them. Okay. Jimmy Smith says, tender gaslighting. Hey, Jake, feel free to use my name. Against my better judgment, I signed up for tender premium. My number of matches skyrocketed, but the vast majority of them are fat, tea, people, slurs, non-passing.

Oh. Huh. Transwomen, fat transwomen, are most of these matches? Right. Are you drunk of these matches? Right. Are you drunk, swiping? Yeah. Like, fight club, but bad. The weird part is I didn't swipe on any of them.

Sure. What about you? What's your name? I'm a ambien or whatever, like, sleep swiping. He got caught by his friends. He's like, look, it's not me. I'm gonna even write the show and ask what could have happened because it's so not me.

Yeah. Either Tinder is fucking with matches to enact some sort of corporate enforced homosexuality or peen cutters are setting bait profiles and then switching back after getting swiped. Well, a woman would never be crafty enough to do that. So that's not possible. Okay, okay.

That's something a man would do. You know, bait and switch like that, not a woman. This is in New York City, so there's a lot of them. Sure. I can't think of an effective method to filter them. I'd gaslight back, but I don't think I could create a believable character beneath their standards. Now you're you're participating in their game, bro.

You're gonna end up sucking a dick if you start going down that route. Women have been fucking that up for a million years. If I can beat you better find a waterfall and scream at it. You are in danger, my friend. I lift and I make 85,000 a year, which unfortunately New York City is a peasant thing. Yeah, should I just aim? Or LA? Should I aim for a single mom in the hopes of eventually wheezing my way into a hot stepdaughter?

Uh huh, I see. Huh. I assume you mean 18-year-old stepdaughter. Love the show. Right. Smooches for Sean. Wow, so he's got Tinder premium, but it just matches you with trans women.

Can they, if Tinder premium, so that's like a pay thing, right? You know what you should do? So go on grinders. Right, so there's a lobby group, like sponsored results or something like that. You know, so it's like, of course they all come up. I'm going grinder and do their premium mode.

And it's probably full of women faking like their gay men. Shit, you could be right. So you meet up with them, go like wherever you are, there's always one like 50 feet away. Yeah. Tanner was here. It's like, what the fuck? Really? That's all it takes for you guys.

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Look at this. Oh, yeah, the one that I like get you to has these exactly. So you don't fuck it up and fucking. It's a very Joe Raylon, Joe Rogan, no, Rogan air fryer. Why is that? I'm playing. I'm have a testosterone plan. Why does it make me get? Yeah, what's the label thing on? Oh, is that the, yeah. I mean, I would, I would say no. I wouldn't let your daughter see that. Your new daughter see that. What the cigar? Uh, yeah. Well, I think her dad is so gay.

She might smoke. She probably she'll be on the pole in no time. Yeah. A strip club. No, you're not gay. You're smoking us a car. It's cool. Um, congratulations on your daughter.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Jim Obelz says Brazilian Joe Rogan, Congratulations on your daughter. Uh-uh. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, well, that's cool. He was bad guy. And I said, well, that's bullshit. Okay. Here's Brazil's version of Joe Rogan is now being criminally investigated and fined $75,000 for his online conduct, fully silencing the once mega popular podcast without any, oh, okay.

So they took their, they find out. Joe Rogan and said if you talk about how you hate the government, we're just going to find you until you get there. Yeah, that's cool. So I mean, so everybody who said that it was cool that they made it illegal for their version of Trump to run. This is totally unrelated, right? Ever, like that's, it's fine that they did that.

He did some kind of illegal thing. That's fine. This, finding a guy for saying that's bullshit, that's totally fine also. Unrelated incidents, right? You know, that's just a government. They're just enforcing the law. That's it. Well, are they making it safe for you to have a distinction? I don't know. I mean, Joe Rogan isn't, he's not really that

controversial. You know, I mean, like he is for normal people. I mean, I guess. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, I just from what I've ever met like a hardcore Joe Rogan fan, like somebody who listens to his show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's, yeah.'s tens of millions of them. Oh, no, I know. Like they think he's a smart guy. Yeah, I mean, and they, he gets a lot of it from both sides when he goes, because he does, you know, he's controversial. Yeah, but it's like, but he's not consistent on, you know, he's not consistent on one side.

But he's powerful. Oh, yeah. Because people are like that. Oh, yeah. People generally are like, yeah, that seems about right. Oh, yeah. Well, that guy, I'm listening to that guy right now. I think the other reason I listen to Joe Rogan, I don't listen to him much.

I mean, you know, really the only, I've never listened to his whole show. I found clips. It usually has to do with like following a YouTube trail to like a boxers or a problem too, because he's so into that and that's like, that's a short circuit into everybody. Yeah, but I'll give him this. I think he's a great interviewer, not a good one, a great one, because he shuts the fuck up and lets them talk.

And then we'll, one simple little question to steer it in, I certainly don't know, he's really good at that. That's one thing because he, you know, if I'm interviewing somebody, I'm gonna fucking talk the whole time. That's terrible. Like that's, he's very powerful. Oh, yeah, he is.

Okay. Let's see, T.O.B.s says, I just had a random mad exciting on TNT during AEW at the end of the skit. I remember you guys did a short episode with Johnny Morrison for a biggest problem in the universe live show, but I had to do a double take when I saw him. Lowell, okay, let's see. Let's see if it is him. We did do a thing with John Morris and the wrestler.

Let's see what this is. This is a live-sitting of Maddox. Hey Harley, check this out. I stole some dudes bag at the airport. Oh, Crucky! A perfect fit. Hey, what happened to the guy that usually stands out? Guys have said, Solo, where'd you get that shirt? Shop A, W dot com. He's upset, because we didn't win our match

against the acclaimed. But we tried our best. No, we did it. Literally look like some of us were out there, like we just wrestled the death match in Mexico. And one, well what do we do now? We gotta start over. Who should we feud with?

Need ideas, pitch them, let's go. Has a block. People that aren't gonna kill us. Ooh, I got it. The fact three. Actually, guys, I have an idea. Are you fucking kidding me with this? What is this?

Uh, entertainment. I don't know. This is what wrestling is now? Two guys, top, doing a skit with a woman. This is awful. What wrestling fucking league is this? I hope it's not a big one. No.

What the fuck is this? Does Maddox actually show up or was that Maddox? I think he said at the end of this skid, he's in here. Okay. I'm just wondering what has become of wrestling? Men, they pay to watch this with women in it. Yeah. Okay, well here's the rest of it.

Roll your feet, get down. Hey, John Morrison Look at that hat look at how confused he looks It is him wow oh No, what's he doing with his hands? Oh no! What's he doing with his hands? Ringing them? Yeah.

Oh! Okay, let's see. Does he say anything? Oh, you can hear him. You can hear him in the background. He's supposed to be like, all right. Oh my God. Oh my God.

There's not Johnny. Yeah, amazing voice acting chops. Oh, wow. Is there more? Yeah, there's more. There's a couple seconds more. Okay. I'll go back a little bit. That's right. And I'm here to issue an open challenge to whoever's been on television. to issue an open challenge to whoever's been on television. Where's Harley? What the hell, nailed him, addicts. What the fuck was that? That like, I mean, everything about that was bad. You think he's working out? Look at the size of him.

Maybe. A lot of gummy bears. Oh, I don't know. What? Why is he have that dumb look on his face? Look at that hat man, that's oh my god, John look at this Or or of you. Yeah. Oh, no. What is going on over? Oh, he's doing his own joke. He's doing his own joke inside the sketch.

Watch. Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing. Okay. Watch this. Watch this. So Morrison's bit is he's issuing a challenge to people who've been on TV. And I think it's supposed to imply that it's Harley more in steam, more in steam, the

food guy that I had that fight with on Twitter a couple of months ago before their fight. John Morrison fought the epic meal time guy in boxing. Okay. And John Morrison kicked the shit out of him. And I told Harley he was going to kick the shit out of him the day before. So he's issuing a challenge, I think, to anyone who'd quote anyone who's been on TV. And Max points to himself asking if he's talking about him, but no one else knows that he's doing it. Watch. Oh my God, Johnny. That's right. And I'm here to issue an open challenge to whoever's been on television.

Where's Harley? Yeah, you see that? Me? Yeah. Like he's trying to insert himself into the comedy bit, but like, but he's totally worthless. Right. He's there because he's a friend with John, but he tries to plug, he's saying me, like he was talking about me because somebody obviously saw that and said it was okay to leave in.

Wait, but it's wrestling. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's embarrassing that Maddox decided to improv his own bit into the comedy that has nothing to do with him. And that he's not on TV. Right. So who the fuck is he talking about? Oh God.

Well, that's quite a sighting. Yeah, good one. Very good that's quite a sighting. Yeah, good one. Very good. That was a good one. You gotta get women out of wrestling. That's like, that's painful, man. You can't do sketches with them. It's in shit.

All right. Hainry says, did you see this shit from Al Sharpton? What a genius. Oh, okay. Let's see. Al Sharpton, oh shit, did I miss Riley? He was gonna call it. Oh yeah.

Yeah. If Riley, if you're there, just interrupt. I don't care. Yes, there he is. Riley, whenever you wanna talk, oh yeah, there you are, okay. I'm a maltering thing, I spent all my money on drugs. Okay. Uh, you have some kind of Mike.

Oh, you can hear me better. Yeah. I can hear you fine. Here. I want to watch this. I want to watch this Al Sharpton clip. And then I'll, uh, don't talk to you. Al Sharpton, what, what will you say next? Al Sharpton asks, can you imagine if James Madison or Thomas Jefferson tried to overthrow the government? No, he didn't say that. Let's see. One day, our children's children will read American history.

And can you imagine our reading to James Madison or Thomas Jefferson tried to overthrow the government so they could stay in power. That's who we're looking at. We're looking at American history. I'm sorry. Is the question, can you imagine? He's saying this as a pejorative. Can you imagine if James Madison and Thomas Jefferson tried to overthrow the government? Can you imagine if George Washington tried to overthrow the government? Can you imagine if George Washington tried to overthrow the government? John, not lost on it. John Hancock.

Yeah, sure. Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton. Could you imagine if Ben Franklin venerated Ben Franklin? Or if I'm a Ryan Burr? Could you imagine if these men were involved in a conspiracy to overthrow the government? Right, right, right, they'd be hanged. Yeah.

We'd lock them up for sure. Is that what he's saying? No. Is Al Sharpton saying, can you imagine if these guys tried to overthrow the government that they would be killed, that they should be killed, or at least indicted, he should not have picked founding fathers. Okay. Any picobamba.

Yeah. FDR. Sure. Pick anybody. But those guys, anybody but the first five or six presidents, right? John Quincy Adams, right. The second. Yeah. Yeah. The sun. What a fucking moron. Yeah. All right. Riley, how you doing? moron. All right, Riley, how you doing? Doing good, man, how are you? Good, you're suspended from Twitter now. Oh, yeah, yeah, I reviewed iceome for you guys. So you're like a video component to start this off. I reviewed iceome 2. I got my copy today. I just wanted you to know that right off the bat that we should watch my review of I said to okay So you have I got it I got it. I got it. Riley has I don't have to read it Riley. No, you have to read it I'm I'm in only pired it though We're throwing air July's throwing a big fit because well you got to get you got to get it

I'm not gonna go search for it on my own. No, no, I'll get it. I know somebody send it to me Yeah, somebody send it to me. Yeah, somebody send it to me, please. All right, let me load up Riley's. Let me send some nice, nice, nice, nice, nice stuff. They did, they made an even better scan and released it. So Eric's melting down, because people are pirating it.

Yeah. Eric's is melting down all the time, isn't he? I think so, yeah. I haven't seen them do anything else. Other than meltdown about haters. We're melting down about a few better people before. Yeah, I think. It's like he's not ready for criticism and or trolls.

No, it's a tough place to be if you're an internet personality. That's probably stuck up for you. And now he's DMCA, like flagging people and getting their channels removed. And like he got Riley's account suspended, which is a cardinal sin. I lost. Yeah. As a mutual on Twitter, you lost who? Zerka, my favorite Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bad news.

I'm glad you sober. I'm glad you sober. I'm glad you doing good. I know you'll hear this. Can you talk about it? Yeah, your mic does kind of suck. Okay, okay. Let's play your, your eyes on two unboxing and review. Well, it's self morning, clip of verse.

Good morning, Eric DeLivefans. I'm here to open my brand new box from the Ripaverse. These comic book boxes are huge, and they have to be big, because if they were small, then your comic might get wet. So look, you dump out the box that it comes in. Get a comic book. And right here on the comic,

you can see this lovely color. Oh my god, I'm finding it. Like, hey. Right here on the corner you can see this lovely It says by Eric July Cliff Richards and gave out to you now those are the credits on who wrote is And Drew is and that's who's responsible for isop Forever air July Cliff Richards and gave out to M. You will always be responsible for ice-sum, look what you created, isn't that great? Introducing Goodie or Goodie. We don't know yet. This one you can read around women or with women or something. There's a woman in this one.

For real you guys, it's not just Yara. Yara, Yara, Yara, Yara, Yara. One of them is the new Wonder Woman. One of them is Crit Barrier to life. I don't know. I don't know the difference to you. Oh wow. What a fantastic review.

Way better than that fucking AEW promo. What the fuck? What was that? What was that sketch? I don't know. I was so confused. I thought you were playing a fucking ad. I thought you were playing an ad. That was wrestling comedy. Like wrestling humor and priest humor is about the same level when priests tell jokes.

Oh boy. During their homily they'll read the Bible. They're like, well, that's 40 fish and 40 bread. I mean, that might feed my mother-in-law. Some of you were thinking, right? And then everyone will bust their dicks off and shit all over themselves. And then yeah, they're both the same. So, have you read it yet? Did you actually have a copy? Of course I did. No, I'm not buying ice cream. Oh, you don't have, god damn it. Not even for content.

Not even for content. I like the box though. Yeah, thanks. I have a big box around here. I wrote Whip of Earth on it, just so they know who the DMCA, it doesn't say Clip of Earth anymore. I can't fucking believe that you got struck for that.

What are we gonna do about it? I don't know. I can literally go logo. Dude, I can draw Tracy Scokes out there making Spider-Man fan art every fucking week and making a ton of money on Patreon selling Marvel's property to people who want to jerk off to porn instead of re-fucking new Marvel's. So the idea that he has any, I could just be fucking selling his logo back to him and he can't do anything but sue me.

Yeah. So, I'm gonna do, I'm not gonna be clever or cute about it. I can just make my own isom. Fuck it, I'm making my own isom. What are you doing? I'm making my own isom. I'm making my own isom. What are you doing?

I'm making my own isom. What are you doing? I'm making my own isom. What are you doing? I'm making my own isom. What are you doing? I'm making my my permission because my fucking, oh, there I'm writing, and you'll be able to see all of the pages in ice and but slightly with... Wait, can you make a gay porn version and sell it? Is that, because you're like, Pirates of the Caribbean can do that.

They make a gay version of it or a turtle's version as long as it's parody because it's pornography. You're right. So this is the Ripa Verre Slow Go. And then this is Riley's clipover slow go. It's got clippers on it. Okay. Seems pretty obviously. Well, it's hard to understand how he's done is get other people to make new knockoff

merch. Yeah. Like, it's a verse. Revenge of the system is doing a scissor verse thing and it's like really gay. We're meaners instead of lightning bolts. I saw that. Yeah, let me see here. I have a bunch of clips of Eric Shuly arguing with a comic fan, but I don't know.

There's kind of a lot of them. He's just kind of, he's just pouring so much energy into it. Yeah. But I will say like his audience is so uninformed about comic books. They don't even know that he's not just not Stan Lee. He's trying to be a different guy. Harry Dodenfield. And I'll just I'll do a weekly comic book review show on the ANC presents where I tell people all the stuff Eric doesn't know about comic books. He's trying to be this DC guy named Harry Donentfeld. Okay, who's that? No one's ever fucking heard of. Exactly. He's a guy who used to be in gang problems during the

prohibition who he created DC comics ultimately. Oh, okay. Bullshit. He did business wise. Yeah. That's what he's being. He might be the next Stanley because Stanley was also a scam artist. But yeah, I saw.

Okay. So Elon Musk has this new, he released this new ad this morning. Yeah. Elon Musk has this new, he released this new ad this morning saying that if you got fired for a tweet, Hill fund a lawsuit. Really? Against your employer, which is horrifically anti-freedom, right? I just, I mean, I just want to see him put his money where his mouth is. Right.

It's a great ad because all these retar, because conservatives are, they're still human. They're retarded, but they're human. They want revenge. Yeah. And they're not good. I think the differentiator between liberals and conservatives is that conservatives are bad at planning. Liberals have good plans.

They're like, we hate guns. So we're going to take away a little bit of guns at all times until there's no more guns, right? We're going to constantly guilt you. We're going to frame everything as a gun thing. We're going to talk about school shootings all the time. We're going to get pretend that black gun violence is like the whole country. We're just going to lie constantly and chisel them away. Okay. And servers don't work like that. They're like, well, that's against the rules. We're not going to do that. So Elon Musk says, we're going to sue them.

And they say, yeah, let's sue them. That's great. Okay. And me, who everybody hates, says, well, that's a, that plan's dumb. You guys got to think like liberals. They have good plans. You guys' plans are all stupid and involve like beating your chest and shouting and then failing ultimately.

So to what end? What's his end game by saying something like that? He lands in game. Yeah. Like to get more people talking about Twitter. Yeah, I guess that's it. Yeah. I guess that's it. So he got some some girl who now works for air July. Carol. Carol. Carol. Carol.

Carol. She got fired for. She makes me. So Lynn. Carol Lynn. Eric, Carol Lynn. She got fired for. She made me, so don't be too mean to her. She follows you. No, she was flirting with me on the live streams and I'm doing my thing, you know, and I'm super chatrolling. She's like in the chats like, oh, ASEB nice. Oh, yeah.

She's talking to me. She means to, you know, women. She's trying, yeah, she's trying to get you to tell me to be nice. Yeah, exactly. You had to be brought it back to you, didn't you? She got fired for like following a bunch of like super right wing accounts. Yeah. And I don't know why she got fired.

She got fired, okay. She was a community manager and she got fired. Well, big fucking deal. Yeah, yeah. People get fired, right? Well, they do. Yeah. So Eric, July, hired.

It's for these companies. They think people fucking freak out if somebody makes a controversial tweet and it represents them and then everybody thinks that company is just like that person. So you got to get rid of them. She said, I can't wait for the new Hogwarts game to come out because all the trans people said we hate Hogwarts and we hate JK Rowling and that's transphobic and we're going to kill ourselves unless you stop unless you don't play this game. We might do it anyway. So she said, I can't wait for this new Hogwarts game to come out, which as a community manager for a video game company is a huge mistake

because it's steeped in transphobia. Right's deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, a community manager. Yeah, he's hired people who aren't talented because they have been what, like fired from other jobs. And as we did for Chuck Dixon too. Yeah, yeah. Chuck Dixon is one talented comic book professionals fucking working right now. So Elon says he's going to fund her lawsuit against the game company that fired her. Which to me is awful. Like you're gonna sue, you're gonna start suing companies for firing people.

Well, when you start suing lesbians for not fucking trans women, like what's the difference? Well, I mean, there's, you know, lawsuits exist for wrongful termination, but why I don't know why he's going to, uh, I don't like any of those either. So I definitely don't like, I don't think there's a type of wrongful termination. I don't think there's a, people get fired for ridiculous reasons, though. Yeah, I think they do. Yeah, sucks. Uh, I'm not saying they're all bad. I mean, you got to be, but then a lot of them are like frivolous for lack of a better trait. It's like, no, no, no, you, you, you, you, you fucked up a lot.

There was a paper. It was like, I was wrongfully terminated. It's like, but you did this, this, this, and this. Right. You didn't get, you didn't get, you're the community manager and the community fucking hates us. So you're fired. I don't, I don't want to have to think about it more than that.

A whole bunch of stuff is happening. And if I fired you, it goes away. Show your fire. She got fired as the community manager. Well, yeah, then people get held to different standards, depending on what their title is. I don't, if you're the one to think about it, it's a peace officer of whatever,

you know, you're here to make nice, and you go out and your controversial is shit. Like it's like, well, you're about at your job. You're fired. Yeah, of course. But I mean, I think you should just be able to fire people out of pure racism. I would be fine with that.

I think it's evil, but I think it should be protected by the fucking law, right? You should be able to be like, I fired him because I'm racist. And people can say, okay, well, we're not doing business with you anymore then, that's fucked up. Well, and that does, that does happen where like sponsors pull out for, you know, controversial athletes or whatever like that. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not fine with somebody going, oh, yeah, you know what, we're going to compel the government

to make this company. Yeah, right. Uh, hire you back or give you money because they didn't want to work with you anymore. Like what the fuck? What is a government or you mean just like, the government is just compelling you to pay that person money for firing them. That's fucked up. Oh, well, you should be able to fire,

you should be able to stop paying anybody whenever you want. This is my money. I don't care. I don't like you anymore. I don't want to pay you to do work. Fuck you. Yeah. Well, the lawyers got involved. Well, yeah. So anyway, I hope that sheep is personally, if this goes through, I hope that the, because the lawsuit's dumb. There's no, there's zero chance of it working. Oh, really? Yeah, to fire somebody because they know, there's zero chance of it working. Oh, really? Yeah, to fire somebody because they, because they wanted to tweet some tweeted. Yeah, that's fine. I'm sure they have. I'm sure that's fine, even in California. Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm sure they, I'm sure they could very

easily prove they had a reason to do it. Yeah, we wanted to. That's, that should be enough. I mean, it is, unless they're, and she's white, so she's fucked. I hope that anyone who engages in this sort of like advertising for Elon Musk, which is what it is. It's not any kind of lawsuit for freedom or anything like that. It's just advertising for Twitter. Elon Musk is all about Elon Musk. I hope they're totally financially destroyed and devastated by the repercussions of the

lawsuit, which is companies saying, oh, yeah, we're going to sue you for doing this shit. You don't like being fired? Well, how would you like to be fucked by the whole court system? I hope that. I will laugh if that happens. The alternative where the woman wins for being fired, wins money for that is not a thing that I want happening no matter what.

Would you go scream at a waterfall over it? Yeah, I might, I might just do that by myself. I won't record it. Right, right. Anyway, Riley, what do you think? Well, you're a fuckerra, I don't know. She's not very talented. She only got the job because she got fired from another job that everybody knew she got fired

from. It's weird. We're hiring practice. It is a weird hiring practice. So what have you been up to? Oh, well, having sex and monetizing that so I can have more sex. If you're monetizing your sex? Yeah, yeah. So mint and I have a like a fansley now. Oh, and there's fans.

Yeah, fans. Like a like an only fans or something. Okay. The fans we found through creator clash. You know, we have some friends that creator clash. We're excited. I'm just talk less. Um, but, yeah. That's a lie.

We've got really into fans, yeah. You're not the audience to talk to about Creator Clash. But because of our Creator Clash connections, we got into fansley. And so we started making stuff on fansley instead of only fans. Are you doing something different? Yeah, dude. Tell you.

What kind of por porn are you doing? Well, we did like, I mean, what do you mean? We're doing all kinds of porn. Yeah, describe it. How's your production value? Production value, you know, it's not as bad as Lena the plug or any of these other girls who are already famous. Okay. Okay that's okay.

Okay. Harder. Okay, good. Vidal watch. So we've got a three camera setup for this sex tape we just filmed. Miss got a cow bikini. It's going to be great. I don't really know how to pitch audibly porn.

Yeah, clearly. You've got to work on your audio pitch for me. You're saying that you and men are filming porn and selling it. Yeah, yeah, men does all the making the porn and selling it. I'm not. Can you see? Can we can we can we see your penis? Yeah. It's great for me. Wow. How much does it cost?

Like a hundred dollars for a salad. There's a tier that's a hundred dollars. We do the full sex stuff on. Okay. And so yeah, people are paying that top G price at $97 price tag. What's the bottom price? $3 or something? What do you get for $3? For $3, you get five to six photographs that men's salad took in whatever cosplay that she's wearing that day. That cosplay is genius.

Yeah. That's like, give me, you know? Yeah, so again, women of lazy, you look at all these other cosplaying, like all these girls who do this only fan stuff, they're always doing the cosplay, but they don't tie it to anything. Okay. So it's just like, bring them butt photos in a different cosplay or whatever. And some of them have built really nice brands

But a lot of people are just trying to do like TikToks and shit What we've decided to do is we tie it to our movie reviews So every day we do a movie review. It's like highly produced cross-branded Yeah Yeah, and then every day so like today is the flash So today men's reviewing flash and we have a super girl costume this is in. And we've got a sex tape of her and I. What are you blowing?

I'm like a wild man. What the hell? Where did this come from? Yeah. What do you dress as the penguin? So this one, no, I don't have to cost you for this. I am the penguin. So it doesn't matter. You got to have a costume.

Okay, all right. Have you seen the boys? Yes. Okay, the next season, the boys comes up. I've got the deep outfit and she has the starlight and we're just going to be that rap scene. Okay. I'm going to do that rap scene, guys.

Riley asked the deep. Yeah, I'm the wide in my parody. How big is your penis? Is it like, is it impressed? Is it worth a hundred bucks? He's not a bearish guy. He sounds a little bit. No, I'm gonna like probably like five, six inches there.

It's average. I find that's probably good for other dudes. They're probably happy that I don't have a large penis. Yeah, I don't want to see large penises and I don't want to see them at all quite frankly. If I have to, I'd like the suggestion of a penis. Right. Yeah. So I'm going to have to use the suggestion of penis, a real life e-girl, min salad that

I get to make porn with every day. Really? I'm blown away by this. I don't know. You guys were doing pornography. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm a movie- Yeah, I think so. I don't know. We define in our other markets, you know, hack the movies. We steal their consumers. But you got to really pick it up. You pick up a lot of horn dogs from townies audience. It's the demographic 35 to 55 and single or unhappily married. Yeah. So all of them. Yeah. What's the what's's the fansley? The fansley is fanzley.com slash tits min salad.

Tits min salad. The classic tits min salad salad. All right, I'm pulling it up here. You know, I'm a terrible salesperson for that stuff because you are bad. I find myself in not being the one doing it though. Oh, okay. You're looking off these guys like Andrew Tate is. So I'm here.

Are you messaging? Are you handling the messaging of these guys on the account? No, no. What do you mean, ew? That's money. That's being a hustler. Yeah, but I don't have to do it. That's what I have to do.

I'm having him do it. That's what I'm doing. I mean, I'm doing it. Okay. Yeah, I see. I'll let you do it. Salad toss or a hundred bucks, salad creators, 30 bucks, bacon bits. Yeah, I work on my pitch. You got to get a mic, too. Yeah, sure.

Last one, we say I can't call in. I don't. Huh? I think it's actually just your gate. That's the problem. Yes, true. Well, that's why we say I can't call in. I don't. Yeah. I think it's actually just your gate. That's the problem. The get the discord. Yeah, discord.

Yeah, discord. Like it tries to be clever with gating the volume for people and it always fucks up. Yeah, I fucking hate discord. So what do you think about Andrew Tate? You see all these guys talking about how he's free now? Yeah, he's just messing up the way. Yeah, I'm not free all these guys talking about how he's free now? Yeah, he's just messing up the world. Not free at all.

I mean, he's still going to trial. Man, these guys are, they're going real deep in the throat for him. Yeah. Like, sous-be music, that guy is saying it's like, oh, it's a circumstantial case and people are judging. You can't bring, it's like, bro, he's like, confessed on multiple shows and his own stuff to trafficking. You can't shut, it's like, bro, he's like confessed on multiple shows and his own stuff

through trafficking. You can't shut the fuck up. And money laundering. Yeah, that's right. I watched that, the Candace Owlins and then other stuff he's been on, compilation you tweeted out. And that's your fucking insane. Because like on one hand, he'll just be like, oh yeah, all of this is evil.

And then on the other hand, it's the obvious, uh, fuck is going on just for this to be embarrassing. But I can't hear you guys. You can't get your porn better than this. Is that better for production quality than your calling? Yes, actually, All right, you want to watch this, Sean? Here, here, I'm going to play this angiotate thing. Just a little bit of it.

I'm going to leave the clock. Yeah, go out, go out, get out of here. I can't hear you anyway. You can't hear us anyway. Okay. And business. Yeah, so I, first of all, how long ago was your webcam business? Yeah, so I stopped, I stopped having any involvement with it, I think eight to nine years ago.

Last two to three years of making money and only fans from its inception all that to now. I'm currently building this during the COVID pandemic. You may be watching this later on, but not going to. Sean, eight to nine years ago, I'm doing it right now. It's currently the COVID pandemic. Like what you said the time that it was, it's not even relying on what time it is. You say it's, it's preposterous.

When he called, he called into this show during COVID. Yeah, no, no. Talking about how to be a Pimp, which was great. Uh-huh, sure. Illegal. And I ended up opening a webcam company where girls would sit on a laptop and they would talk to guys on the internet for money. That's what they would do.

It's like, you know what, fuck it. I'm taking over. So what I did is I unplugged their keyboards. I plugged a new one in from me behind the screen. Okay, I remember. So the chicks would sit there and hit a keyboard that wasn't plugged in. And me and my brother, and eventually some staff I trained, would do all the talking.

The girls would sit there fully clothed, or a bikini. The girls were just pure, just famusers, just laughing. And doing this, the titties out. One I intimately understand the relationship between men and these websites. And they were talking to fucking ice cold hustlers. We were taking their money all of it. I've had and seen men give away their life savings

to girls they'd never met. I've watched and I've seen it. They, they've come and say, what kind of, we're all of it. We're fucking milking them dry. And I actually think a lot of the insights I give, I had these guys selling their houses, life savings, loans, all of it, to me.

Give me it all. A lot of the things I tell the world about the male mental health crisis. You don't have a guy like that or no? Fuck no. To give you solitary fuck. About men being so constantly lonely. We go to the point where we had these guys

falling in love with my models. Serious big time in love, right? Sending crazy money. And they're convinced they're gonna meet the chick. This is almost where I kind of felt bad. Yeah, about how important you just throw yourself into a high value man. Because they were like, can we meet, chick. This is almost where I kind of felt bad. You know about how important it is to throw yourself into a high value man,

because they're like, can we meet, I've sent you $200,000, can we meet, can we meet, can we meet, about how money alone is not enough. The problem is the most that one person sent to a model, total million. Wow, wow, wow. Mill, and about here. That's fun, by the way.

Why the fuck would I feel bad, you know? So, thank you. I explain all these things. A lot of these are less than some of the webcam days. I saw dudes who had a whole bunch of money, no other attributes, and they ended up on these websites spending hundreds of thousands of dollars because they didn't have anything else.

But so the girl would be online for six to seven hours. But then when she logged off, was sleeping or whatever. On her WhatsApp, I'd have staff, she was online 24 hours a day, her WhatsApp, her day, it's just for moose and tears. Big time. Big time. Yeah. Money, money, fuck, man.

So this is what the powers of V1, they want to make sure that the male populace is as docile as possible and they do that with a large array of weapons and they do that with a web of tools and I believe that I'm the counter to that which is the reason I'm not attacking the first place. And here's maybe a little bit bad. Here's what the moose would start. So it'd be good like I had a lot of girls to work for me and the best was like the Ukrainians or the Russians. It was amazing. Cause they'd get some guy fall in love

that arranged the day to meet all this shit that it had a, ah, I need to have visa. Okay, get visa, I need money for these. All right, all right, all right, more scams that he's dealing. Okay, um, Jin Jong says TV licensed man, Tard and Feathered. Hey, Dick, I've been listening to your older episodes over the last couple of months. I heard you discuss the TV license strong arm by the BBC.

I'm from Northern Ireland and we are still forced to pay up this shit tax. The area I live in is the second largest housing estate in Europe. And we haven't had a BBC Goon come anywhere near us since 2012. The protocol was when he was coming, you'd hear the banging of bin lids, kids would be told to shut the blinds and not answer the door to anyone.

Yeah, that's very smart, right? Yeah, they got their own, you know, their own like codes or signals or whatever. Yeah. And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... And they used to... Yeah, like the Northern Ireland and yeah, equivalent of like a fucking enough like a Queen's bridge or something in New York. Yeah. So they burned his car and then left it as a warning. Yeah, right.

The other BBC. It's like a, you know, hanging somebody's pirates ahead, you know, on the entry to a port. You know, let's let it sit there for fucking some years, you know, when they decided to come back to fleece us again, he met a very unfortunate fate. Our local gangs are referred to as paramilitaries. Grab the guy as he was going door to door and proceeded to tar and feather him.

The screams were very audible from three streets down and people were yelling at him and throwing bricks at him as he shambled to his car. Definitely one of the most fucked up things I've seen. We still receive letters weekly from the BBC telling us we should be expecting an agent coming, but no one. I have to just shut off that enough. You have to just shut off that section if they want it to.

Oh, you don't get the thing. No, because it's antenna. Broadcast. Oh, yeah, right. Of course. Thanks for all the laughs, Dick and Sean, and go fuck yourselves. That's great. That's crazy. You cannot commit violence against the government It's not possible. Yeah. Yeah. Only that you can commit violence against another person, right?

The government can commit violence against you. Yeah, but you cannot commit violence against the government Not possible. I get what you're saying. Just conceptually doesn't exist. An actual wrestler says, hey, this is an account I plan to use for promoting my own wrestling endeavors in the future, but as a guy who's trained his ass off to offer the opportunity to even work at an AEW show as a trainee, it got me a little frustrated, seeing Maddox as a part of some bit

while I train with hungry wrestlers who grew up in East St. Louis that would kill for these opportunities. I just see the dragon's quest bed sheets when I see him on camera. Yep, yep. Let's see here. Dan Dastardly says, fake holy wars. Hey Dickenshawn, when somebody asks me who my favorite current comedian is, I say, Dick Masterson. Somebody asked me this question the other day, and when I realized the answer

was Dick, I knew I needed to join the Patreon. Thank you, Patreon. I've been a fan for a couple years now, but I've never given to anyone's Patreon before, but damn all these streams and shows you do make me laugh. I still want to know. He's a subscriber, though. Uh, this fake holy war. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't Well, I don't know. Good for you. Great. Sure, sure.

I still wanna. He's a subscriber, though. This fake holy war is making me a rage. I'm not sure if you will find this interesting. Catholics versus Jews, or truly what it is, fake Christians versus non-practicing Jews. Nick Fletes, Zerka, Kanye, et cetera. They don't have a connection to the one true God.

This is a grift. Romans 11 in the Bible says, Christians are adopted members of the Jewish family. It tells Christians not to boast against the Jews because they have found the Christ. It says they are God's first chosen people. Israel the country. Yeah, the chosen people are Jews.

Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah. Israel the country is a lot. But they're blind to the fact that Christ is the son of God. Like that's isn't that crazy. But they're, isn't that ironic? Yeah, but they're, you know, they're, they're the damnedest thing.

When it comes then they'll be like, oh fuck, he was. Maybe they're men will. This guy seems a lot less judgmental than a lot of. Well, that's what, I mean, I said that to Zirka, it just sounds like all this shit is just, you guys just judge all the time. Oh yeah, how do you have any time to reflect on your connection with God when you're just judging?

He doesn't do that. I know a Christian when I see one. I don't need them to tell me. I'll see what they're doing and say, huh, what a Christ-like thing that's that guy's doing. Like I understand what it is. The concept. As soon as somebody says, I actually, I'm a good person.

I think, well, that's obviously lie. Because, yeah, you know, people should be able to tell. Maybe it's not a lie that you're saying that you're like, so good or you love God or whatever, but the worst people in history can and always do say that. So why would you? Just be judged on your actions and that's it. I'm pretty fucking sure you don't need to be going around

saying, show, don't tell, right? In all cases, Israel, the country, is a lot like Black Lives Matter, the organization. Its name doesn't represent what it stands for. Oh yeah, true. Okay. Is real. Well, BLM was started correctly, but it got co-opted. And that happens. I mean, it's like mothers against drunk driving. It's a, yeah, I mean, yeah, you could start with really though the right intentions. And then it'll get hijacked. Israel is named after.

Black Lives Matter started good and the name got spoiled. Yeah. Israel is supposed to be the promised land after the end times. We already passed those. It's not a plot of land, a bunch of tyrants control. Oh, you're saying it's a metaphor, yeah. And use as an excuse to kill Palestinians and siphon away the USA's money. We shouldn't be sending any money to help the country of Israel.

Well, it's the crazy irony is it's Christians, it's American Christians that are the ones back at the most. Yeah, that back Israel the most. It's, I don't know why these guys are so amped up on Jews when it's American Christians that are like, if Rhonda Santis doesn't come out and say he's going to give money to fight anti-Semitism and protect Israel and fucking Afghanistan, I'm going to fucking lose it. I'm not, well, I'm going to not watch football all day today. Unless I hear Rhonda Santis or Trump or somebody on the right, tell me that we're going to stop, that we're going to boycott anti-Israel sentiments in America today.

Okay, let's see, it's not, we shouldn't be sending anyone, yeah, I appreciate if you read this, any of this, and allowing you to vent, it seems to come up on other people's media as well, and I have these thoughts swimming for a while. Go fuck yourself and spooge your son. Dan Dasterley. Yeah, I really, if you, it just seems like believing in God is just baked into DNA. Like there's no reason to,

there's no reason to want to live, unless you have some conception of God or a higher power, even the most VM and atheist, like even me, I don't know what's going on in my own brain. Like I have something propelling me forward with whatever mythology it is. Everyone has their own different one, certainly, and they all share characteristics of goodness and self-empowerment. There is some type of like a fantastical thinking in everyone.

Yeah, I bet it in dogs too. They're like, well, I mean, you know, good, and that's things happen for a reason. Well, I mean, they've, the domestication process, how long they've been with us, we kind of make them mirrors of, yeah, I mean, the attributes, I mean, the brain doesn't work the same way, but they have the qualities that we desired

and to have, that's, I just mean like anything alive. It would like, it will tell itself, it has a sort of abstracted view of mortality that probably conforms in some rudimentary way to what hour version of God it. All I'm saying is good for you. If it makes you happy, good for you, but anybody's saying, anybody's using, anybody's saying, anything is worth it.

Yeah. Anybody that says, if a woman says, oh, you know, I'm just honest, it's like, boom, you're not. Right. I fucking know you're not. Right.

Nobody says that. Nobody ever says, nobody was ever said a good thing about themselves is either true or it's a coincidence. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for the email. Melo deer is the last one. Oh, fuck, I have a ton of fat watch.

We'll do it next week. Melo deer, follow up advice. Hey, Dick and Sean, Mark is here. Back in December, I sent an advice about how I was engaged, about a girl I used to be head over heels for, who I allowed myself to become best friends with, friend zone, etc. Do you remember that? Yeah, vaguely. And about what to do, because my then fiance got jealous, and I stopped talking to the girl, but she kept leaving texting, she kept texting and leaving messages.

Your sarcastic advice was to fuck her. Right. I don't know if that was sarcastic. I don't think so. But your genuine advice, which was also sarcastic, but actually good advice, let me guess, you didn't take either one.

Well, you could have taken either. I don't know. Which was also sarcastic, but actually good advice was basically to block her and never respond. I wish I took her advice. Oh no. Well, it seems like you took the advice that you wanted him to take. I gave you two good actionable pieces of advice.

Fucker. Or ignore her. Blocker completely. Right. Do something. Right. Don't do nothing. The middle ground is, there's always gonna be, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna be a grain of sand and your fucking oyster.

Don't let her decide. Uh, I did not block her. But instead, I just kept not responding. Yeah. Okay. Just, here you go. Woop. Yeah. Here you go. Yeah. Here you go. Uh-huh.

Use carrot. Come on. Come on. She texted and called at least half a dozen more times between December and the wedding, which was a few weeks ago. I just didn't respond. The text message has got increasingly hysterical. existential and subversive. Wow.

I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, yeah. Honey, you're being hysterical, existential and subversive right now. I'm going to need you to pick one. Do not be three on the way to my parent's house right now. I don't have the energy for this. I held strong. Then I got married and she started sending me pictures,

other people posted on Instagram from the wedding day. In histrionics, demanding an answer why she wasn't invited. What happened? What could she possibly have done to me? I didn't answer. The guilt had been eating at me. Since, as I mentioned originally,

we were very close friends and confidants for over a decade. Like they were in World War II together. The Vietnam P.A. best. Did he just goester? Like, I was like, yeah. It sounds like, yeah. Totally just, yeah. But he probably was like on an iPhone,

so she could tell that she wasn't blocked. Because if it goes green, you're blocked. Yeah. Well, or you're dealing with a not iPhone. Yeah, but who even cares about those people? Yeah. Uh, can you, like, we've been confidants for over a decade. Yeah. Sounds like, that's a little, would youidants for over a decade? Yeah.

Sounds like, that's a little, would you ever describe a man like that? No. If you probably doesn't, yeah, right? The guilt had been eating at me since I mentioned originally we were very close friends in confidants for over a decade. Then a week or so more passes and the messages keep coming, saying things like, I promise I won't be mad. And we can talk about this as civil adults.

I just have to know what happened. I thought you may have been in an accident. I had to look you up online to make sure you were okay. You know me better than anyone, apparently including her boyfriend of 10 years. Don't do that. And this just hurts so much for you to ignore me. It was ridiculous.

So I broke. I answered, big fuck up. I said, I'm sorry, and we can't be friends anymore. The relationship we had wasn't good for me and not healthy. And I had to move on to a new part of my life. And shocker, she didn't mean it when she said, I won't be mad. Oh, yeah. We can be civil.

She freaked the fuck out. Mud slinging, gilp, name calling, the whole nine yards. Now I'm done responding forever. A crazy bitch like the rest of them except my wife, of course, haha, fucking women, man. I should have blocked her earlier, go fuck yourself. Yeah, you should have listened to him. Yeah. Um, okay, what do you think?

Uh, the boys and girls are fat watch. Got a number of, uh, one or the other, dealer's choice. It's been a while. Uh, let's do fat watch. Let's do fat watch. I might have a joke in me. Fat watch today in fat news. All right.

This is Thomas Hald. Hey, Dick, hopeful, oh no, no, here we go. Oh my God, I got a lot. Heather S says pure club, pure plus. Hey, Dick, I got a lot. Heather S says, pure, club, pure plus. Hey, I thought you would like this. This is an ad for a club in San Diego. It's called club, pure plus. Yeah, cause those girls get turned down like if they walk up to a regular nightclub. No, I mean, really, it's like, no, we. Yeah, because those girls get turned down.

Like if they walk up to a regular nightclub. No, I mean, really, it's like, no, we're full, you know? Literally, we're full. Yeah. So they have like a whole, they rent out like Qualcomm stadium to have it. Yeah. So they've got three, three outlines of women,

whatever local bullfighting arena is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Padre Stadium. Tony Gwyn is the Marshall of Club Plus size. Tony Gwyn's dead. Fucking, it's about acceptance. No, no.

Be yourself. Feel confident. Pure Plus. Quote. Be yourself. Feel confident. Pure plus quote, be you. Wow. That's a lot of affirmations for a nightclub. They've got through outlines of three women. There's a fat black, actually, actually probably a skinny black woman in front scratching her head, wondering why anyone would go to this. Then there is a Cinderella colored white woman to her

right with a midriff that is extremely flattering and some chicken wings on her triceps. That's about an 18 count of chicken wings there. And then there's a Leviathan, go rack the destroyer on the left. Some sort of caramel colored Mexican nightmare. What are you doing? She's going as flun. The first Saturday of every month. Yeah. Wow. At Anaheim Stadium, club, pure plus, or Padre Stadium, San Diego's plus size night club.

Well, that's a buffet, open buffet, five minutes through there early. What do you think? Would you ever want to go to a plus size night club? Is that something you've ever thought about? No, man, my night club days are long past. What about your plus size night club? You could be yourself, it says.

You could do whatever you want. I could be whomever you want. I should get really, really fat. We could wear fat suits. Oh, God. That's sumo wear fat suits. Oh, God. That's sumo, fat suits. That'd be amazing. Yeah.

Yeah. Just walk in. It's like I'm being myself. This is how I identify. So, no Sam says, I would love if you could get this on fat watch. I'm not sure how to submit clips for it, but I hope this reaches you.

Well, that's fine. Looks like it reached us. It did reach us. This is pot smoking mom's oh live. Alright, let's see if we can start this over. Oh my haters and body shamers will be reported and blocked. Okay. Your comments are gross and unoriginal. Plus, what's probably true? But plus, what was your mom think? To the moms who want to link up and have fun with us,

let's go. We have a podcast and go on fun trips with our patrons. Oh, this is pot smoking moms. This is what they do. Oh, so this is their brand. It's not even about like fat moms. They just happen to be fat as a hobby. Again, their business is smoking pot. All right. Let's see what they're doing. Okay, okay, so there it's a bunch of moms and they're like they all jumped in a pool one by one and they're showing it in reverse. It looks like an or like Shamu coming out of the while it just looks like them jumping

out of the wall. That's the effect that they're doing. Yeah. And they're smoking weed. Yeah. Uh, and they're smoking weed. Okay. All right. Oh, that's God. Just great.

That's a big one. Yeah. Whoo. Show these to kids. Don't do drugs kids. Right. Look at this shit. Right.

You think pot's cool. You think getting highs cool. Right. Yeah. How's it? How does it look now? Not too cool. You probably can even stick your whole,

you could probably stick two dicks in this talking belly button that this way it has. It's, all right, fat watch. John Smith says, fat watch, first ever fat con in Philly. Ooh, okay, promising. Okay. Featuring a keynote speaker, the fat sex therapist,

lingerie for plus sized women. Wow. A fat Halloween costume party in July. Oh, there's a joke on that summit. And you guessed it, burlesque. Of course, that's what. Yeah. What else can't a fat woman resist other than food, burlesque?

$75 a day or $250 for VIP access. Meals not included, go fuck yourself. Wow. So these ladies, the Philly's first of its kind, fat focus convention to be held at Temple University. Fatcon wants people to connect with other people that look like you, think like you, feel like you,

and understand you, says one of the founders. Wow, look at how sassy these ladies are. This is the militant fat here with the military dress like Castro. All of all of drab. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fat Castro. Oh, I'm sorry, are you a fat woman or a McDonald Douglas bomber? The olive drab confuses me. Well, it's an M1Abran shirt. Those bombay doors.

Oh, cool. I just got back from the military surplus. Then there's a, this is the Celterie one. Yeah, wearing like wearing the like the, the little black dress. Oh, yeah. Very Audrey Hepburn asked. And then this is right. The references are all like 50, 60 years old today.

I noticed it's good. It's older than me. And you got the Nora Jones one here. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, host the first ever Philly fat con in October. They could have had some men in here, you think. Why is fat con got to be just fat women? Are these, these are the founders? Could you imagine if there was like a fat con, it was just three guys, how different the like messaging would be? Yeah, of course.

Donnell, Jagman, Adrian Ray and Kenyatta Harris, huh? Which one do you think the white one is? Mm-hmm. Probably Adrian. Yeah, yeah. I want you to know that there are a ton of fat people in Philly. Oh, we know. I've done a ton of fat people.

It's good wording. No, it's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a good joke in there. Who are perfectly fine with who they are. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you think so? You think here it did that on purpose? The writer?

I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, oh yeah, she's skinny. Yeah, it's like, it's like, oh yeah, she's skinny. Yeah, it's funny. There are a ton of fat people in Philly who are perfectly fine with who they are. The three women behind Philly's, first of its kind, fat-focused convention are bringing more than buzzwords,

like body positivity and body neutrality to temple university, what's strange term, like I get body positivity, but body neutrality. That's how clinical sounding is, that what is that even, what's body neutrality? What is the fuck does that mean? Like not caring about it at all. That I guess.

You don't have to be positive, but I guess. Stop talking about it. Well, I mean, then I'm for that. Well, I don't think I could do that. Oh, you, I need to talk about how fat they are. Oh, no, no, no, it doesn't apply to us. Oh, okay, just them.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To template universe, they want everyone to celebrate being unapologetically themselves. Okay. Well, who's walking into a place going like, sorry, I'm so fat, guys. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You know, Who's walking into a place going like sorry, I'm so fat guys You know I have never heard one fat person say that. Yeah, hey nice to meet you sorry. I'm so fat. Yeah, good to meet you. Yeah

Let's share a cab sorry. I'm so fat. Yeah, I'm all over the place, right We're not into the buzzwords because we've seen how it affects and impacts people. It makes people feel either included or excluded. Okay, I like that. I like the buzzword less idea. Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna shit on everything. Like it's a, there's a stomp belief.

Pick where you can, right, probably, no, it's probably not true, but where you can, at least, at least the concept, then if it gets hijacked in like the third hour of the first meeting, which it will, let's see what the substitute is. She runs an online plus size shop called Curve Conscious. Okay. The phrase body positivity has become bogged down with relating to body image, she said. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. developed eating disorders because of it. You kind of lumped in a lot of people there. Well, she's like, it pisses. Yeah, the true. It's triggering for people who have disabilities. Yeah, what's up with you? I think your life's hard. You got a choice. You don't have to be this fat.

I'm stuck in this fucking chair. Okay, yeah. Like you do have kind of a choice, but yeah, I don't know. I don't know if a lot of people are making fun of fat people in wheelchairs, by the way. I think it's just fat people walking around, I think it's fat people in rascals and shit. We're walking around, taking up too much space and complaining about it. Chronic illnesses, are there a lot of chronic illnesses that result in you being 300 pounds?

Well, it seems like, it seems like an appeal, the way I'm reading it, seems like an appeal to consideration. Yes. So they hammer you with disabilities first. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just a good thing.

Chronic illnesses. All right. Well, I don't really know a lot of fat people with lupus and have been dieting on and off all their lives. Well, it's the off part. That's the problem. And developed eating disorders. Yeah, we all know about all the anorexia that you guys have.

Philly Fatcon aims to be a judgment-free event. You can just go in there and word in word. Focused on creating a community for fat people by fat people, recognizing those who are often overlooked because of their size. Overlooked and impossible. Why fat people recognizing those who are often overlooked because of their size overlooked, impossible. This woman is hilarious who wrote this. Yes, yes.

Often overlooked. Ray said, that's fucking amazing. Top three complaints by fat people getting overlooked. Getting overlooked. I'm so tired of getting Summated. It's like people think I'm a car. They try to park in front of me. Fuck, I thought this was K2. God damn it. Honey. Another fat broad. They're knocking on them. Yeah. What the hell? What do you want? Oh shit. I thought you were the house. I'm here to see you.

The idea is to help others navigate this fat phobic world and society in a different way and provide clothing for people who need it no matter what your body looks like. Wait, what? So that's a cloth. It seems like a egg. Right.

Wait a minute. That's because one of them has a clothing line, right? Oh. Perf conscious or whatever. That's so it's like it of them has a clothing line, right? Oh, curve conscious or whatever That's so it's like it there she sells closed. I think Walmart has that has the fat people clothing line knocked Yeah, it's hard to find skinny people clothing. I'm sure that's true. I'm sure that's true The three part convention was a dream Wow that came about after the second annual, the plus swap. What

the fuck is that? Philly's largest plus size clothing swap founded in 2021 by Yegmin. The pop up, which meets at various locations in the city, clothing swap, like they give each other their clothes. What's going on? I guess. Are they swap lines and clothes? Do they trade clothes with the Spanish Armada to patch up their sails? So they get the Constantinople, great clothes. Swap, finally. It means it various locations in the city

previously included in raise, curve, okay, whatever. Curve conscious and Harris's curvy and seductive, a plus-size lingerie brand. Man, are you fucking kidding me? Curvy and seductive. Terrible logo. Oh, God!

But what the fuck is that? Yeah! Terrible logo. Oh God. But what the fuck is that? It. It looks like a, it looks like a T and a treble clef. That logo is so bad. Yeah. Yeah, where is it? Yeah, it is. That logo is bad.

This is curvy and seductive. Yeah. So like if you're a woman and you're like 800 pounds, you slip into this and you feel all sexy. I don't know probably. Sean, can you imagine that? He probably doesn't work in practice, Dick. This is wackier than trans shit.

Well, yeah, I mean, you know. You know? Yeah. But nobody ever talks about that. What is going on here with the, with these? No, no, no, like the, oh, right under the, this, which one?

Which one? No. So the one with what's the face? The one that give this? Yeah, what's going on there? That's the one you looked at? Well, yeah, what's going on? What's, I'm just them.

We have plus sizes and select sizes only. Is that person, is that person trans? Is that what, what's going on here? I think it's just a meme. I just, I'm baffled by just how that person looks. Like I'm really confused. No, that's just a meme. They're upset that most places only have

plus sizes in some style. No, that's like, but I'm looking at the hair. I'm looking, I'm just, it's just an interesting looking person. It's all I'm saying. I think that's a meme. Okay, got from she's. She's a meme. Okay, got from. Jesus Christ. Uh, yeah. All right, well, that's love yourself. There you go. That's what they're doing there. Oh, this, yeah,

Philly plus swamp. Okay. Okay. Thanks for writing that shit here. Oh, it's a beach shot. We're gonna see like a like an orca take a seal off the sand. Yeah, everybody sent that. Oh, the fat sex therapist didn't learn enough. Okay. A lot of people sent that one. Really. They like this bit, I guess. What's going on? What the fuck is that? Oh, lot of people sent that one in. Really? They like this bit, I guess. What's going on? What the fuck is that? Oh, you wanna see that one? I mean, was that a fat watch or was that a...

I think so. Look like a Zoidberg watch. Yeah. Am I not the only one to tranquilize this hippo? What the fuck, that's a lady? Well, laying waste to a, what the, okay, okay. What's going to play with that? Oh my God.

It's like a crazy person. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, crazy person. Look at that body. Yeah. Stick legs. Yeah. With a midsection that's like a ball.

Yeah. Looks like something. Rubbing cakes all over herself. Out of her mind, I don't know. The tits have turned into like just folds. Yeah. I don't know how I'm supposed to make fun of this though, because it's like, it's a crazy person.

I think you're supposed to marvel at it. But I want the splendor of it. Yeah. Like red dragon. What if she's throwing all those because she's reading the ingredients and is like gluten free or something? Or just, you know, like this is crap, this is crap,

this is crap. This is great. If homeless people did this more, I would be on their side. But they just harassed me. Yeah. If they were putting on spectacles for YouTube, throwing food all over the place.

Yeah. Is it entertaining? Wow, okay. Oh, she went. She's still going. Oh, God, just ignore. Oh, God! She's all naked. Yeah.

Ah, that's cool. This could be like, uh... Did she go something by smokes at the end? This should be like a Christmas time tradition. Where is this? I don't know. There was just like, ah, just ignore. That's just right.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, he's been a bunch of ketchup, but I'm marveling, Dick. Hey, last one. I thought this Apple ad was a cartoon advertisement of some kind. It's not, what is Apple trying to sell here? Wow, that's a dance shot on the iPhone 14 pro in Pano. What the fuck? Well, that's a last time that person was able to walk. Oh, wow.

Look at this. It's like a ballet leap or whatever, right? Man, honestly, and you just, you know, there's fucking legs bent the wrong way. Well, it's like Fantasia with the allocators and the hippos. If there was all ballet and it was just fat, that would be great. I would watch that. Yeah. Throwing one fat dance for the gentleman, you know?

Yeah. Here we go. Right. Rub your hands together. Here comes the hip-hop dance. Ah! It's something you can bet on too. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I know one of these, I know one of them's going down. No way, all 20 of these fat I know one of them is going down. No way all 20 of these fat rods are going to last through this number. No, no, no, no. That's a cat. That one right there. That's a fucking ACL. She's shaking to happen. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. The knee brace. Yeah. Uh-uh. She's going down. Right. How do you think this photo shoot went? Like it's a big fat. Well, you get one shot.

You get one shot. You get one shot that'll be rolling be like when Tom Cruise jumped the bike of mission impossible. All right, boys, we got one shot of this. Fat woman's only got one in there. That legs going. It's basically that's actually she looks almost like a like a wide receiver like like I mean, literal but like with the arms up like she's going to catch it over the shoulder, but it's like a subway sandwich.

That's how they got the shot. Who's a big fat wide receiver? And that a big fat wide, well, no, because they got to be fast. Yeah. They're like, you know, I want to find a one that's exactly like that. I mean, you know, they're, they're super athletic, super fast. They're usually long and lean pretty close. Kind of the kind of an over. Yeah, I mean, there you know, I mean,

that's sort of the, all right. Oh, what did this crash? You gotta be fucking kidding me. What crash? OBS. Oh, no. That's a camera's fucking crash again. Yeah. God dammit. And just crashed. It just crashed. Okay. Well, I don't know if I'm going to be able to restart it in here. It's just a panoramic joke about the iPhone. No, it's just a bad joke. That's where it did just happen. All right. I killed it.

Okay, well, I think that's probably going to be it then. We're not going to be able to see that one. Oh, well. This is, I want wanna play a song by. What happened to the hands on the clock? She ate them. Yeah. Eat them right off.

All right, all right. Why is everything fucking broken? I don't know. This is John Breaks bad news. He's a new album or something coming out. Really? Call to arms. Okay.

Dyer descent. Uh-huh. The whole stream stopter has just paused. Paws, okay. We're done anyway. Goodbye, everybody. This is a Dyer descent. Call to arms.

I don't know where to go to download the thing. Maybe John told me. Let me find it. That's pretty good. She came down. Yeah. That's pretty good. She came down. Yeah. That's all I ask for. Right. Just look, see, look at all this shit. It's all dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Who's doing that? Things are funny. I don't know. All right. Fucking dior descent. Call the arms. Here you go. Hey, you're in our hamslash, Dixiel. T-Nix is dead. Where the f**k should I go? I'll fly with the world! TK!

Where the way, pal? Where the hell? This is crazy! Yeah, I'll fly with the world! Right, while I go straight to the sky! Dude, I don't know how people sing like that. Me either. It's crazy.

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We'll broken fingers Lying out of the Revolting lands Reeling the metal Refinishing the fire We're waiting to run Now it's time Every still be talking Roll you as tired as I A pulver just barely getting by

Royal is tired as I A pulver just barely Get it, bye Bye! Raw you assoilers are! You're only just barely getting by! Goddamn! Wow. What's fucking legit?

That was cool. You should have opened for Justin Wang. You should open for Justin Wang. You should go on tour together and do prank calls during the day, right? And then do brutal music at night. Yeah. That's awesome. Okay, bye everybody. See ya, thanks.