The Dick Show - Episode 371 - Dick on Brostronomy

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

I catch a grill on fire, gym bros vs. The Big Bang Theory, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, stop sending me the Rich Men North of Virginia song, a brand new Maddox article, the Fortnite Holocaust museum, flash mobs at Nordstroms, a woman reads a graph, I get a new printer, Hinge bait-and-switches, a lesbian cop, Lizzo is dropped, Best Buy doesn't promote white people, and Sean makes a scandalous delivery; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I wish I had a statistical analysis of where the least likely place is for me to spill this Diet Coke. I've done so many shows. The least likely place to spill it. The least likely place for me to spill this Diet Coke. It's the floor. That's the least likely place for you to spill the Diet Coke. It's going to go somewhere on something on that table.

Oh no, that's, yeah, but I can't replace the floor. I can get rid of this table. You replace a key starter. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I caught my dad's grill on fire. You did? Yesterday, yeah. We went up there at Barbecue because we're watching their dog. Was it how? Yeah. It was like a grease trap or something that, man, I felt so bad. I was making ribs for everybody. Is it a gas grill or a...

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Propane, propane hooks directly into the, you know, you tilt whatever it is. Oh, the gas. Yeah, it's gas. I was making ribs for everybody. And there was no other food up there. Randy and his girlfriend were up there. Other friends were up there like, yeah, I'm gonna make these ribs guys.

Just had ribs in the freezer. Yeah, I brought them up. I was getting to two messed up. May for making ribs and a grill. Yeah, I brought them up. I was getting to two messed up, May for making ribs and a grill, on a grill I don't know, which is asking for it. Yeah, yeah. I checked the ribs,

my God, these are pretty, these are pretty done for. How hot was, how hot did that say to put it at? I threw the instructions away, fuck. A lot hotter than, hotter than I thought, then I threw some chicken on it.

Of course, the fuckin' grease from the chicken, just whatever, just ignited the whole thing. Oh, wow. Everybody's freaking out. Like, oh man, I should be a lot more worried about the fire, then. I don't know, man, he just shut the lid on it. Like, keep his leg straight.

Like, it's the way he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, oh okay, I'll just shut the lid. And then I see fire shooting out the back. Oh, wow. You got a fucking fire input on this thing? Well, it's, why would you do that? It was probably adjustable, right?

So you can, how much air gets in. I don't know, but I burned the fuck out of my hand. Oh, no shit. Doing it. Yeah. Was it going to catch shit on fire? It was already on fire. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So I tongue them fucking ribs out, throw them down all the aluminum flying flaming aluminum boils Flaming everywhere

My friends shouting I don't know aluminum foil could catch on fire What you shot the fuck that's the right thing to say and that circumstance too Seen aluminum. Yeah, I've never seen aluminum catch on fire before I didn't know that could happen So like you go to a horrific accident scene, you know, it's like I've never seen a person quite shaped like that before officer. Could you? That's why you know you could bend like that. Yeah. Um, that is part of his guest. So Randy says here, but get put some water on it. I said, I don't know if that's good for that's not a good idea. I read this. But that grease and fucking do it because I'm desperate. I have a river of fire wherever it goes.

I knew that and I'm like, I know you're not supposed to do it, but I'm gonna fucking do it anyway. I'd rather go down with water than with nothing. I want to, you know, I'm a third strike swinger. I don't care how far it is outside. You got to, I'm taking that cut. You protecting the plate. You're protecting the stadium. I'm protecting the ballpark. I'm not looking at strike three. I can survive

a loss, but I can't survive not having, not having swung. I can't survive. I'm missing a strike out. I think that's a, that's healthy. They should teach mandatory swinging on third strikes. It would take so much anxiety out of the game. Yeah, I think that's a pretty good philosophy for a lot of things actually, because you've said it before, you regret the things you don't do. Yeah. Because at least you put it in,

you tried to put it in for as opposed to like hoping you get a lock. Whoa, get it up there. I'm swinging. Yeah. Tell the coach, I know what you're saying. I know what you're signing,. I'm swinging. Tell the coach, I know what you're saying. I know what you're signing, but I'm swinging because there's no fucking way. I'm striking out looking. Okay?

So I sh- Randy goes, you're going to put some water on it and hands me one of those retractable kitchen sink hose things. It runs 50 yards away, but I have to re-an著 to. I said, I guess. So I take the little trigger hose sprayer. Yeah, it's got one of those. Sure, sure. From the end of the hose.

I guess. So it's shooting all, I'm like shooting all over. Oh shit, okay, I'm wedding down everything, right? Yeah, yeah. The preventative measure. Well, there you go. Yeah. Send me to Hawaii, you know?

Get me in there, coach. Somebody can do a throw water on the neighbor's roofs. You know what I mean? Like as a fire department, literally like, this thing's fucked. You try to get nothing else to burn down on either side of it. You see that Hawaii shit? What's going on there?

Yeah. The Chinese shot laser beams and started a fire. Started a fire so that I haven't heard any of that. Could buy up all the property. She wants to buy that. You didn't know about that? She wants to buy Lahaina. Lahaina. She wants to buy Lahaina. Lahaina. She wants to buy Lahaina.

Wow. Her instead, man. Is he still exists? I don't know if he can someone just tell me what was happening in the 90s, please. I don't know if he ever existed. I think he just got on the telesteck on the canvas. I don't know.

Yeah, I don't think he, I don't know. I mean, I don't, I think she barely knows him. Is he black? I think so. I mean, they always talk about him. I'm like, well, is this motherfucker black or what? What's going on here? Yeah, I mean, the pictures I've seen is black.

Oh, he exists. Oh, he exists. I mean, a guy they call Steadman exists, I guess. I mean, I don't know if he's an actor. I don't know. Sounds like a real asshole. I get a new printer. And what do I see here?

What do I see here, Sean? What am I holding in my little hand here? My fire destroyed hand. I'm gonna give back to that hose. That's the best part. Printed out in here. Better paper. I buy a new printer for me.

For my shit of password protected. Now I know why they have teachers on that system where they have to pay 10 cents for every copy. Cause I'll abuse it. I turn away for why install them. I pick up the printer. Yeah to look away for one second, turn back and it's fucking spitting out fried chicken recipes. Yeah.

Look at all this. She prints at the ads shot in Salt and Dury, isn't it? I mean, you threw the chicken on and it fucking caught on fire. Wait a minute, marry me chicken. This better not be some kind of subliminal. The hell kind of marry me chicken. Cause she printed out a, yeah, yeah, yeah, marry me chicken. This better not be some kind of subliminal, the hell kind of. Marry me chicken, because she printed out a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's so good. Short ribs, what the fuck am I made of a paper now? Yeah. I knew I should, because I got a laser jet printer, because this ink's been just costing me. Yeah, oh, it's fucking fortune over the 10 years of podcasts. She's gonna buy a new printer every time it runs out.

She produced to kill myself. So I turn around and what do I got? I'm putting a coin machine on that thing. I'm gonna give her a badge like a Lanard. So she's got a scan to print. Right. Fried chicken recipe. What do you need to lose the ass?

Just bookmark it on your phone. What is this? Now we got to carry this around like an LP collection. Yeah. What the fuck is this? I got a new printer. So you gotta try it. You gotta try it.

So I saved money on printing. Oh, I'm gonna print the fucking Warren piece. That's cool. Line it up. I'm gonna print it big too so I can, oh God, there's a dog again. Where's the dog making her appearance high? My parent's dog goes back, I'm a little wired. Yeah.

Because my parent's dog has been here for like a week and a half. Right, getting up at 4 a.m. Finally got her to 9 a.m. Wow. Today. That's pretty good. Yeah. To, uh, I went to a reliable hangover method

where I can't hear you, because I'm dead. There you go. And she woke up and didn't wake up, shit, until 9 a.m. That's good. You know what? But now she's going home. Oh, let me see here, what is this? Oh, to put in my recipe book, she says, great.

Oh, okay. Oh. That shit wouldn't be happening with an inkjet. No. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. So Randy hands me the hose and says, here, you better put some water on it because it's, you know, going to catch the house on fire. Right.

I said, I don't know if you're supposed to do that. So I take the hose. It's grease, basically. I mean, that's generally that kind of spreads rivers of fire around, if you know. I take the hose and I point it at the fire and press it, you know, and there's nothing. I don't know. I look back to Randy and goes, I turned him off because he said not to take the hose and I pointed it at the fire and press it, you know, and there's nothing. I don't know. Back to writing goes, I turned it off because he said not to. Oh, so try to fucking water that.

Okay. Did it work? Yeah, it worked. It's, it was out. Just my hand burned up. Uh-huh. And the food was just awful. Really?

So everybody's eating it, you know, that's like the Griswold's turkey. Basically, yeah. Christmas or whatever. Ribs that are mostly charcoal. And one, I mean, one section was basically fossilized. Oh, wow. On one end, it was horrible because he could, it was a horrible day that I ruined by just carelessness. Not liquor was not involved. I would have messed it up sober as well. I was drinking, but I was drunk, but I mean, but I wasn't drunk a lot. You don't fuck everything up. Exactly, exactly.

Start the show. Okay, forget what the point of that was. There we go. I don't know. Is that thing? We're tiny on the video at patreon.com slash the dick show We're gonna nail this video one of these days one of you in it down Welcome to you want to get you love it you got it as a showroom

It's kind of just giving you a lot from mountain bunk deep notice if you're feeling me I was like mad so they should I get the remin them out of the head? Showing me is always world touring LA based comedian, Sean Yadio, engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy? How you doing? Good.

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I would have never guessed virtual. Well, they're making that shit in computers now. Heep, that's great. So Fortnite. Yeah, he's putting a, this guy, who looks like, who looks like the Crow. A guy you know, or just a guy, a guy Vito knows. A guy Vito knows.

Yeah, I guess I know him too now. He made the Holocaust Museum in Fortnite. Okay. I wanted to make fun. I wanted to argue with him, but yeah, and you can do that. I've busted his shops, but it seemed like, you know, I'm a little, I'm a little informationed out. All right.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. I'm an old fashioned guy. I just want to sit down and play video games and computer games and watch Mario on Twitch. I don't need to hold interstitial about. It's supposed to be a scape is up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but, you know, we always talk about like these, there's always these stats of like, oh, one in nine and 10 kids don't know who Hitler is. Like, well, that's a bit odd. So this is his answer to that. And surprisingly, the more I talk to him after the show, everyone hated it on YouTube, obviously, because they feel like me, they just,

they just, we just emotionally, I don't like being manipulated. When I see that little kid in the, at Whole Foods, it says, would you like to spend a dollar to stop hunger? I want to reach down into that kid's stomach and pull out what a food, right? And I want to beat whoever put this here over the head with the cardboard kid. So, I'll never think of fucking emotionally manipulating me again. I'm so sick and tired of feeling empathy. I'm fucking done. I'm never fucking tired

of feeling bad for anybody. I want to feel bad for me. I'm for a run. You ever feel bad for anybody. I constantly feel bad. That's why I'm so angry all the time. Right. Because everyone's making me feel bad about everything always. And it's all my fault.

We can monetize sadness. Except for the grill that wasn't my fault. That was the chicken's fault that burned that. Stupid ass chicken. But all of a sudden, don't put it there. Oh god, yeah, don't put it there. That's the reaction's fault that burned that stupid ass chicken. All of us. Don't put it there. Um, yeah, don't know, don't put that there. That's the reaction I'm having, but this guy's talking about how he hates the ADL. Well, I hate the ADL too.

And he's from France. He's Jewish from France. So I'm like, okay, well, you guys, you guys, Jews and France had a very different experience. Well, they were a little more like God. They're a little more front line. Yeah, you know what? You go ahead and make your own thing. I think people are gonna make fun of it,

but you fucking, and then he's like, he said he hates those billboards that are like, when's the last time somebody threatened to shoot up a church. I hate those too. How are we, and then he said, I don't know, does he have this thick French accent? I don't know, does that on the wine French accent? I don't understand the wine on my work. The federal government has so much power

and they say it's have none. And I said, buddy, we fought a war for that very thing you're fucking talking about. Oh, yeah, it's a good thing. It's either. How well, dude, we, did I just become friends with the Holocaust Museum guy? Well, maybe.

And his fucking Holocaust Museum was about all Holocausts. Well, like, well, wait, that's a big thing. It sounds like you just have like a democide museum. A government slaying museum, which I'm totally for. Now, the ADL, I read an article where they're recording the, you know, representative of the ADL. It was basically like, they put out kind of a statement. They kind of have a problem with Armenians calling it the halogen. Exactly. Exactly what he said. It's kind of crazy. It's like, it's like, dude, like that,

you know, it's like, you know, you have to, you have to put like a modifier on it. If you like it out, because like the Holocaust refers to you guys in an island market. The Jews, I mean, that's, you know what I mean? Like, it was kinda, what was like, ugh, that doesn't sit very right with me. Like, so, I mean, nobody can compare to our suffering. It's like, what? Cause the sheer number, like, it's like, dude, if you're part of a group

and you got fucking wiped out, it's kinda the fucking thing. The number doesn't matter even in France, it was, you know, 70,000 people in France only. And this is still there. I'm like, well, that's a fucking, oh, yeah. You, you could get a lot of trouble

for a thing on that around here. But I totally understand and agree with the line of thinking that is like the, it's not putting him on blast by talking about this conversation, but it was very interesting to me. Well, he doesn't sound like an anti-Semite. You know what I mean? He, but he's like, I'm not either.

No, I know, I know. But I understand, I understand the point. It's like the crazies cannot fucking run the asylum. It cheapens it and it devalues the valid points. When you say things that are so fucking over the line. You guys can't call yourself that. That's quite like it's just, like now you're ruining credibility for things that are so fucking over the line. You guys can't call yourself that. That's quiet. It's just, now you're ruining credibility for things that are credible.

And he said the greatest point of all, which is it is a huge mistake coming after comedians, like banning, because I got, you know, hate speech strike on YouTube and ban. I'm kind of speech strike. Sure, sure. Take it as a huge mistake, because you guys are honestly the only ones

who can take on the real bad people, like the like Andrew Tate, like the manosphere people who are like straight up teaching like violence, like who are promoting violence, like you guys are the only ones that can take them on. Cause we can't. Right. Education will go so far.

Yeah. Put me in coach. Put me in bro. So anyway. I'll swing at that third strike. I'm swinging at anything that looks like a strike dude. If I'm not thinking it through, I'm going. Unless the pitcher throws it behind him. I'm swinging, oh behind the pitcher.

I'm gonna chase that shit down. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of swinging at anything, this is, I retract everything I said about the right wing not being the science party. I forget that was like two weeks ago, we're talking about how you just on the right. You just saw you had a stance. Yeah, where it was like, why do the right hate science so much? Yeah, and Democrats love it.

Yeah. I thought, well, much is because they know that policies come next. Well, which is partially true, but it's also, get this. It's also because they're huge retards. Oh. I don't know if anyone's considered that one. I was, I was in an argument with a, with a prominent right wing UFC guy over whether or not the big bang theory is real.

We're talking about an explanation of why space is expanding. Basic, measurable, there's a background rating, elements that there shouldn't be that there's uniform radiation. It's the same temperature in the entire universe that it was once, that all galaxies, except for the one that's gonna smash into us in five billion years are all red shifted all throughout the

fucking sky basic things that have we have known for a hundred and forty for eighty years the only explanation that can fit all these things together and only just so only just a couple of, as a couple margins of errors, but you know, it's a pretty fucking good explanation for why everything's like that, because it went from a singularity to a big fucking universe. They're saying they found something

that said scientists are regressing at the age of this, so throw it all out. That's, it's, that's a big, big, big is problem with everybody. Big fucking caught scientists trying to fudge the numbers for the age of the fucking universe.

So throw it all out, these fucking nerds. None of it is, yeah, that's, it's so fucking ridiculous. Like are you guys fucking retarded? This is the thing you go after. The one, the one part of science that has nothing to do with anything, nothing. Well, they're science that has nothing to do with anything. Nothing. Well, they're just trying to take glory away from God.

Uh, bro, the guy who came up with the quote unquote, big bang theory was a fucking priest. Yeah. I mean, so I guess you understand cosmology and theology better than a fucking priest. Yeah, it's not, and physicists, there's not mutual exclusivity with that. It's crazy. I mean, not really.

As fans are telling me, you and, because I was calling, you know, a fucking moron and then nobody within 30 IQ points of him has ever contributed anything to civilization and never will, like you're worth saying all of the normal stuff. No, normal stuff. Right. So somebody says, oh, you never talked to him like that in real life. Sure. Sure.

Are you out? What did you call this? What do you call wandering in with your dick first to a fucking astrophysics conversation? Well, you know, fucking nothing you want. Coke? No, no, no, no, I mean what what show were you on Twitter? I was on Twitter. He said all of the all of these fucking idiots came out with the same idea at the same time Big Bang Theory's fake. So I feel it's like it's

partially educational today in that regard. I think it's I think it's willful ignorance. Science does not say everything just appeared out of nothing. It says there's all kinds of crazy phenomenon that is only explained if everything was reversed in time and squished down to a singularity and we don't know anything about any of that because we can't measure it or see it. So shut the fuck up.

Yeah, yeah. And stuff gets revised and they figure out the parts that work and don't work and all that kind of thing. I mean, at one time they thought, you know, that, uh, you know, flies were spontaneously generated out of what you fucking meet all of a sudden. Yeah. Right. Poof.

There they fucking are, you know, busted. Look at the fucking monk figure that out. Yeah. Uh, uh, I was so aggravating. Oh, I know. Look at these pencil dicks. I know. Look at these pencil dicks that I even know the age of the universe. Yeah Yeah, so aggravating oh Look at these pencil dicks that I even know the age of the universe bro Do you even know like do you know how anything point to one thing point to one thing right that has parts inside of it and explain how it works Just tell me give me just give me the overall the the frame of of anything like that works

Give me the overall, the frame of how something like that works. Here's another. Do you know the basic concept of like an internal combustion engine? It's not, it's not very complicated. It's really not. Explain me how fire works. Right. Just explain it. Do your best.

Give it your best shot. Okay. And then you can start clowning on astrophysics. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking idiots. The guys that make satellites possible. Yeah. Because their clocks are, I forget either slowed down or sped up. They did that with math and then figured it out. Yeah. And now all this shit, you spreading this retarded god shit to your other morons is possible because of those guys that you're making fun of well Look, I mean for no reason look man. There is nothing stronger in the world than faith

Oh God, and you know what I mean and there's and there's no amount of evidence You can show someone who just wants to believe Like like annoyingly believe. Yeah, uh, here's a let's see. Here's one Here's some out here's some more irony that I know they don't know. Okay. The term Big Bang Theory was coined by an atheist. Mm-hmm. So, people, was coined by an atheist,

so people who didn't understand it would think would be more, would be less likely to believe it. They would think it's preposterous for there to be a Big Bang where like they said it in a way as a prejorative to make fun of it. Oh, so I don't know. Shocker. Yeah. Mission accomplished. Here's a, here's a woman showing off her science. Uh-huh. See if I can get this, get this gem up here. Oh, yeah, your average chick, she says, is smarter than your average dude, which is fine because there's no female Elon Musk's

or Nikolai Teslas. What are the numbers? Well, it's population on the left, percentage of population on the left. Is that by tens? Yeah, I don't know if it matters. I don't think it's accurate for graph to begin with. Well, no, but I can't.

See, I at least try to start from there, you know, I gotta see what their baseline is. Right, right, right. Let me try to frame it better. That's better. So you see the females. A man would never put that up without numbers. Yeah, ever.

Well, remarkably, this craft doesn't need numbers because you'll see that the IQ score is on the bottom, means that the low is on the left and the highs on the right. And the percentage of population goes up and down. So they're actually exactly the same. What this craft says is that there's more of them that are totally average. Yeah, not more smarter.

Right, right, right. We got those, yeah, it's got another wrong. Your average chick is smarter than your average dude. This is not what that's. Please tell me somebody pointed that out. Yeah, I don't know if she's joking, if she's joking, it's really. If she's joking, it's good and it's dry. It's, but I suppose it, I suppose it's pretty dry.

I'm right. I tend to not think that that is a joke. That's way too inside or way too subtle. They're resettled. Um, I went to, I went to see a, a tropic thunder last night. You did? Where was that playing?

I was playing at like a weed show. You know, they do those like pop friendly theater things Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Move's fucking hilarious Yeah, that was a lot. I thought it was gonna get booed. Oh really now. I think I faced I think everybody knows what they're Even in LA you know what you're going to. I was right. Really?

Yeah, but the people's rockin' about what they were upset about. The part where Ben Stiller's talking about playing simple Jack and then he's retarded. Yeah. Everyone was like, he went full retard. Yeah. He was talking about being like, oh, yeah, I got to make friends with retards and seem to be retarded things. And I was like, oh, come on.

Oh, oh, oh, like very I was like, oh, come on. Oh, oh, like very oddly, oh, oh, my heavens, they were like having the vapors all around. And then that's just something that I'm just, I'm too old to understand that. You know, I don't know. I understand the vapors part. Oh, no, no, I mean, oh, you just, I mean, get a blip about that. Like, yeah, I just, it's, then they mean somebody can give me an impassioned argument over like how terrible that is and all that kind of stuff. And I'll just go, yeah, I don't see it. And then, and then this crazy thing happened that the Tom Cruise part with less gross men. Yeah, I'm like, I came out, it's got fat hands and yeah.

Yeah. And then a fat black woman stood up and said, this is why we strike. This is why we aren't strike. What? Like the writer's strike. This is why we strike because he was talking about how his studio is going to make all the money and that they didn't care about the talent. Oh, oh, yeah.

This is why we strike. We're here watching a movie. Yeah, yeah. This is why we strangle. We're here watching a movie. Yeah, it's like not a documentary. Um, yeah. I don't know if there was some kind of... Did she think that Robert Downey Jr. was black? Possibly.

I mean, but then she got her stance on the big bang. I've never seen this. She got shushed by another black woman. Oh, wow. What the fuck? Wow. What's going on here? There's like a hierarchy. Oh, wow. What the fuck? Wow. What's going on here? It's like a hierarchy.

Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah. Wow. Can you go, can you do that more? What did you do to, what crossed your mind to do? This is why we strive. Oh, man. Lady, shut the fuck up.

Everybody thinks they're the fucking star of the show. Who are you talking, who are you telling that to? I know. We're all loaded on a Sunday evening. Yeah. Like at eight o'clock. Who are you talking, who are you telling that to? I know. We're all loaded on a Sunday evening. Yeah. Like at eight o'clock. What do you think there's a bunch of opinion makers here? This is always strike.

All right. I'm about to strike a writer right upside the head. Ah, multiple people I'm seeing shit on the big bang theory. Yeah, sure. What are you guys doing? But it's like, you guys stop. People who are completely ignorant argue from a completely false premise. Totally, really.

Like a lot of the time. Like they just start, it's like, yeah, well, because you think, well, it's like, yeah, well, because you think, well, it's like, no, no, no, that's not what any of that fucking means. Not any of those words that you said. Yeah, that's, yeah. Um, how about that, who I fire, isn't that crazy?

I have to get out. I mean, I'm saying fucking burned up like history. Yeah, you burned up like everybody's stuff. What does it, I mean, I haven't seen anything from the ADL. No, they haven't said anything. No, I haven't seen it. Well, maybe if, as long as the Ukraine money keeps going, then you're not going to, if Biden diverts any of that, if any of those guys diverts some Ukraine money to Hawaii, you're going

to hear about it. You're going to hear about how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, ain't nice to medic. Not even without, well, not even missing a beat. Can you give those guys? Maybe. Maybe some new fire trucks? I mean, what was like, they were like,

it was like hurricane force winds, right? Like there's no defense against that. Well, water, I guess. Well, no, but I mean, like wind is the biggest, is the biggest danger of fire can, because it will literally, it'll overtake everybody trying to drive away from it. But I mean, like, when does the biggest is the biggest danger of fire can, can because it will literally, it'll, it'll overtake everybody trying to drive away from it. That's how fucking fast it can spread.

Yeah. Uh, I feel like they knew that beforehand. This is going to be another Katrina thing where it's everybody's just goes, well, I mean, I don't know. Well, maybe we'll get the next one. Well, they ignored, I mean, but it was like the US, you know, Army engineer core, core of engine, I can't remember the exact time. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, they were saying that 20 years ago, they're like, do you got to fix this? There's a hurricane that comes here. You're fucked. You guys will not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Thank God for coming. Exactly going to happen. So how much longer do we have?

Fix it today. Right. Right. Today. A borrowed time. Oh man. No fucking borrowed time. I'm sure that money was going to some fucking corrupt fucking place. Holy fuck, I go back to that French guy. Like, yeah, it is, it is kind of odd that like we're paying so much to the federal government

and all of our money. It's just, all of our states are just nothing. Dude, it's like, Hawaiians don't give any of their money to their governor who's gonna be like, well yeah, let's beef up some, let's buy some new hoses and stuff. Not give any money to Ukraine, none. Or not, yeah.

Yeah, hey, governor, how much money are we gonna send to Ukraine, none, right? Yeah, none. Why would we send any to Ukraine? It's way, we have all of America between us and Ukraine. What a fuck would we send them to Ukraine? It's way, it's, we have all of America between us and Ukraine. What a fuck would we send them any morning? Okay, good. Let's buy some new fire engines. Maybe some, I don't know, some buckets. Maybe everybody could have a bucket at home. They could fill up with water. You need a, you need a chopper. Ready to go. Couple choppers. Couple choppers are,

you know, drop some serious water. They're getting 700 bucks I heard. What do you mean the people? Yeah, the people. Because that was their all burning to death. Biden said, well, let's give them 700 bucks. That ought to hold, that ought to tie it. You can buy some new clothes. It's amazing.

I mean, right? Every, everything that the people have ever been given has been a fucking piton. So you know, like it's oh 700 bucks. So it's like a little bit more than the COVID. Okay. Yeah, that makes us I 700. I don't know. Why did you claim to get a hundred billion? I don't know. Well, there's you know, you can give more because there's you know, not that many people in Hawaii. We're not all get it. We should all get 700 a person. Yeah. No, I know. Yeah, I know. Maybe just rebuild all the houses and stuff. Oh, yeah. I mean that'd be okay. Yeah, I would I know. Yeah, I know. Maybe just rebuild all the houses and stuff. Yeah, I mean, that'd be okay. Yeah, I would be kind of annoying, but I'd rather that than. Sure. A lot of other things.

Carl was supposed to be calling in. I'll text him in a little bit and see if he's still calling in. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hiring like diversity hires for 40 years. There's like everything's like totally fucked. Yeah. Nobody knows how to do anything. Interesting. Everyone's so lazy that they don't even show up at work. And I don't know every disaster possible is happening. Well, probably not my fault. Different industries.

Yeah, differently. Yeah, no, I mean, I haven't, that's not something I've like looked into. Pretty interesting theory. Yeah, we, I mean, that's not something I've looked into. Pretty interesting theory. Yeah, we'll be funny to see how. Is that kind of a, that's kind of a bandied around a lot, let me know where it's like we're, yeah, the competency crisis.

It's very low compared to, yeah. When that, interesting. When that train derailed, that's where I first started seeing it. Okay. People talking about, Mattics has a new singing. Okay. People talking about it. Maddox has a new article. You're kidding, after years. Yeah, oh, oh, they're in Vinnie's studio.

Okay, let me send. Oh, and let me send these gentlemen the link. Yeah, you want to read Maddox's article? I mean, yes. And depending on what it is, very yes. Do you think it's about? I don't, I'm afraid to even. Yes. And depending on what it is, very nice. Do you think it's about? Uh, I don't know. I'm afraid to even guess. I don't know. Let's do another Ukraine. That would be, that would be good.

That would be late. That would be, that would have been topical like a year ago. Right. Yeah. Hawaiian fire. Uh, that would be, that would be good too. Did he graduate from college? Um, no, it's home pest control. That would be good too. Did he graduate from college? No, it's home pest control. No, that's close.

Is it? Yeah. Oh, okay, here he is. He's getting out of a dumpster. Here's the article. Can you read it from there? Oh, yeah, yeah. The song yesterday by The Beatles.

Yeah. It's the most famous song in history to be sucked down garbage for crybaby idiots. Okay. It's by The Beatles. Yeah. It was a famous song in history to be sucked down garbage for crybaby idiots. Okay. It's about The Beatles. That's good. That'll actually be fun. I love it when he talks about just kind of art in any way.

Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that when The Beatles were famously photographed, walking down Abbey Road, they're walking across the street. Not down the street. You fucking idiot. I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like,

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You're trying not to end up like that. It was a weird video to post though, because there's a body in it. Well, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, but those people who are giving her shit probably don't have a popular TikTok, they don't understand. Yeah. Hard time to have that. They got a cap here.

And what am I supposed to do with the body? What am I supposed to do with the body? You're going to do it that way. I'm going to get out. Get drunk. I don't have more bungee cords on the roof. I don't have that. Right.

The roof rack. Have you guys listened to that new, uh, that hit conservative song with that that ginger guy is playing about, uh, how everything sucks for him? No. No, you didn't, you didn't hear that phenomenal new song, the rich man in North, North of Virginia or something. It hasn't made its way to Western New York just yet. Oh, shit. Uh, shit. It's a big.

Can't have heard any ginger ballads lately. You got to give it a listen and then tell me what you think. Ginger ballads. It's a sensation. Really? Yeah. Anyway, these guys got quiet all of a sudden for some reason. Are you guys sending me last or, or are you fucking shit over there, Vinnie? I'm not touching anything. Hands, hands, Chad. You fucking shit. No, just so I know where to leave it.

Now it's back. I thought I'd think was segueing into playing as a song. That's why I wanted that. Oh, no. No, it's here at Dick. There's like nothing to get to the right moment. North of Richmond, in North of Virginia. That's the name of the song. Yeah, Oliver Anthony, I think. It sounds catchy. Rich Men in North of Virginia.

That's the name of the song? Yeah, Oliver Anthony, I think. The sound's catchy. I'm not gonna laugh. It's not cool. I've been selling my soul. Yeah. Fucking holy. Yeah.

Over time, I've got, I've gotten sent this about five fucking thousand times. And I understand why. I was like, why, I was doing it for like 30 seconds. I'm like, okay, that's enough. Rich man, north of rich. No matter how much I say, never to send me music or videos. I still, I got this one so many times.

I can sit down here and waste my life away. Drag back home and drown my troubles away It's a damn shame What the world's gotten to For people like me People like you Wish I could just wake up And it not be true

But it is Oh, it is Living in the living world With an old soul With rich men, North or Hitchman Lord knows that I'll just want to have total control Well, I know what you think Well, I know what you do

And I don't think you know But I know that you do Because your I'll think you know Your dollar hate shit It's not his dog getting us it on layaway Yeah, I don't know everybody's sending that like yeah you guys make it all is really. I mean, I think, you know, I think people can relate to it. Yeah. Doesn't it just sound like a shitty song to be at the credits of like an FX drama? Yeah.

Yeah. Totally. Yeah, I don't buy it. I think that's it. Well, no, it's show turfed. It's, you could be, I mean, it's super formulaic. Yeah. Well, I always love when people say that their generation is the worst one.

Can you believe what the world has come to? Like, yeah, it was also the 70s, the 60s, the 40s kind of sucked with what we're doing. Yeah. Yeah. I get he's talking about where the fuck's my money. You know, that's true. I mean, that's true. Vito really got triggered by it because he said that fat people on welfare

are like a ruining America. Oh, he did? Yeah. Yeah. That's a trigger, Vito. Oh, yeah. Vito's really upset by that side. I mean,

I am in these medications. I'm sorry. We're all fucking paying for it, guys. I do. Uh, he went on a whole thing about how you can work in a way that doesn't provide any value. Uh, like being a mom, like, what do you mean? Yeah.

What is that in? Okay. Uh, anyway, uh, did you guys hear about the Holocaust museum in Fortnite that I was talking about? What do you think about that? The Holocaust, just Holocaust Museum. Yeah, right. Pretty cool.

How many of them? What are we up to? Holocaust Museums? No, just Holocaust in general. How many are we up to? Well, I mean, there's, there may be some. At least some of them. At least some of them.

Depends what your definition is. That's for sure. Okay, you guys have, you guys have some creeps today. Oh, I'm crunching some creeps. Yeah, so obviously we're coming from the creep off. We do the creep off every Monday, 1 PM Eastern 10 AM, Pacific on the creep off YouTube channel. And one of the things we do on the creep off

is we do a scum parade Oh, yeah, and what we're looking at is the last week in In scums around the world. Nice. Yeah, I thought some real creeps for you guys good I would have started off with just a news story because I always find local news to be hysterical Because none of these people sound like Edward Armouro anymore and this is the serious topic that she's covered. So give this a listen.

I don't hear anything. Okay, we'll never mind. Sounds like a bitch. Yeah, she's totally evolved. I finally did it after years of training. I turned them out. Yes. All right, well, fuck me.

So here's the situation. What did Brittany McClure, right? Yeah, Detroit. She's being charged with Sadame and animal abuse for an alleged assault on her pet dog, Matt. No. I know technically it's sottamy, but that's not the way anyone uses that word anymore,

because it's always you put a strap on it. It was writing her dog. Right. Thank God. Isn't it weird about it? That would be a problem. That was tough. She was getting fuxed by the dog.

Well, I'll fill you in. No, please do. Please do. It turns out they got one of those news security systems in the house. That has the camera in the living room. And the video captured this woman who kind of looks like me. I'm not a man. That's my next question. That's very relevant to this so she's laying out the living room floor and this guy, her boyfriend, her living boyfriend,

was just looking at the camera footage of the house. She's laying out the floor, calling the dog and saying, hey, come here, good boy. And it turns out that she started performing oral sex on the dog. And then she tried to get the dog to reciprocate out of her. But dad trained it well, right? No way. Me all made. That's how I started to it.

Oh my God. I just started to it. Well, Vinnie, I have to correct you in one detail here. There's actually a mattress on the living room floor, which I can see why the boyfriend was suspicious. Sure. In fact, there is a mattress just lying on the living room floor with a I can see why the boyfriend was suspicious. The fact that there isn't a mattress, there's just lag on the living room floor with a blanket on it, seems odd. Okay.

Yeah, it's not something I would have in my house, but she just laid out this blanket, it was trying to get the dog to, you know, perform oral sex on her. And the boyfriend was so upset that he didn't even bother talking to her. He just drove to the police department. That's awesome. just so upset that he didn't even bother talking to her. He just drove to the police department. That's awesome. He's like, here's a video of printing the clitor. Here's our address. If I get arrested there, did she think that the dog would understand the transaction,

like the given time. That's the right, right, right. So you, right, what an issue. You should want to. Right. It's like, it's like, whoa, we're played. So you're right. What an idiot. You should want to. Right. It's like, it's like, well, we're play dead. Time to quit. Right. They don't understand these things.

They get to train them specifically. Yeah. They're not really the kind of shit that they do in the pack, but they get used to living with people. So, yeah. Yeah. So he brings a six minute video. That's how long this video went on for.

Oh, yeah. And the police had to watch all six minutes of it. I don't know about you guys, but when I watched the first few minutes of a porn, I get it. Okay. I get the gist. Does the crime get worse? As it like, why do you need to watch all six minutes of it?

Can you do something in the middle that would make it not rape? How's the end of my work? It's more like a just in case situation. You know, that would make it not rape, how's it gonna come out? I'm gonna come out. I'm gonna come out. I'm gonna come out. It's more of like a just in case situation, you know? It does seem to be the video game. I gotta watch the whole thing. Sure. But I really liked the way that the Detroit News 2 framed this.

They said a police officer at the Taylor Police Department was left shocked by the incident. It's like, never seen anything like this. It's more than two decades out of the job. Yeah, I didn't say anything about college though. We didn't say anything about college. So we know that dogs have already replaced children for women. Women don't have kids anymore, they have dogs. But no, they're replacing boyfriends.

Should we be concerned about this? That's an interesting take. Yeah, so I don't know what to make of this. She's being held in custody. It's just a no contact order at a $100,000 bail for the poor people. I don't let it get into the panel, like a trans person getting into the women's prison. I got bad news for you, Brittany. If nobody picks you up within 60 days, right. He said he's never seen anything like that.

I guess maybe they're not all fucking dogs like the rest of the cage. So I mean, I've heard of that shit for decades, you know, yeah. There was always that rumor going around, you know, yeah. So I'm so you had a tell us. You had to tell us why fat. I've never seen anybody like that before. Yeah, yeah. You on the internet, I watched that with video, I had no idea. Protests too much, I guess.

Yeah, right. All right. I got two store, two more stories for you guys around four in the morning and Mill Waukey last week. Police responded to a home where they found a man suffering from a second and third degree burn. Now, the victim was very, very upset. This is Des Barberto Eos.

Well, the victim was told, he told the cops that his wife, to Honestie Marie Smith, who he'd been in a relationship with for over eight years, had been acting strangely for months. The victim claims Smith allegedly appeared to be overmedicating with her prescription drugs. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you a doctor? You know how much you should be medicating with her drugs? All right. Well, I mean, the guy's half of his face is burnt off at this point.

I know. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding this well. But still. So, he says that she had been using a spray paint can down in the basement. And he wasn't sure if she was huffing it. Oh, it's like a secret. She had graffiti hard in her nails when she sprayed paint in the basement.

Well, she apparently for months have been hanging out in the basement spray paint and she's. Huh. That's great. That's fine. Sure. Sure. It says right in the can.

I'm a big fan of an art project myself. This is a fun story. As I'm reading this article, I started googling Huffing spray paint. And you know, it does the auto fill for you on Google. It auto fills to Huffing spray paint mug shots. And then it's wolf chips. They've got some paint all over. There's a reason that shits behind glass kits. And people photoshopped. They're like, I'm going to get a picture of you. They've got fucking paint all over. There's a reason that shits behind glass kids.

And people photoshop people who are doing this, like Rosie O'Dottel's out there. Oh, man, there's an Instagram account of it. Everybody looks like the fucking guys from Mad Max. Yes, yes, precisely. So the day of this fire, the victim gets out of work in about two, 13 in the afternoon. What do you get to hope? His wife is just pacing around the house, refusing to speak with him, being all angry. So that's the fucking worse.

Oh no, not the silent treatment. I sure hate that. But she's stopping around and shit. Oh, yeah, you got this pulled up over here. I would treatment I sure hate that. But she's stopping around and shit. Oh yeah, you got this pulled up over here. At least Rosie. Oh my God. What were you doing, sir? Nothing.

You ever? Yeah. You can't have pain. Your basement is that illegal? You can't have pain and drive. I think that's probably really. Oh, can't do anything anymore. Yeah, nothing fun. Well, he told her I've had enough of this.

I'm moving out and he went on without his, with his evening and he went to bed. And according to the police, she took a bunch of prescription medication around 2 a.m. that night and then walked into the bedroom and poured lighter fluid over her husband's head and Now the medication was for

Brush it right yeah, okay So I said alright when I get Probably probably not what you got out who's the therapist probably could be something that's not been fishy. Yeah. I guess we'll never know that mine's very complicated. Well, I know why she did it because she told the police why she did it. She had a very good reason.

What's that? She says that she believed her husband had poisoned her chicken wings. She's like, even earlier that day. Paranoid as fuck. Yes. So did you have to be so specific like an improv three-hole class? She's fucking schizophrenic and often poisoned my chicken wings.

Your dinner is that. Yeah. She said she wasn't trying to kill him. She was just trying to make a point. Right. Well, point made. I'm like, chicken wings. I don't know. It's to say out of the four of us, I think Dick would have the worst time with someone lighting their head on fire. Yeah, because

they're about hair. I have quick, my friends. Still lighter fluid to hair right. So where's it? Where's 80s girl? She listening to this. Yeah, but she gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, and that you're sleeping with because I do. My wife, my wife has straight up told me that if she's going to kill me, it's going to be poison. And whatever she's mad at me, she will purposely stand in the kitchen and start singing good by her all.

Oh, that's a true fucking thing. I'm at least specifically. I told you that you poison dinner. You'd still eat it. Yeah. And especially you get your life fucking great. I'd say thanks about some seconds. If you eat enough, cancel it out. I'm like, I'm fucking great. I'd say thanks. How about some seconds?

If you eat enough. I'm with you, man. You gotta sleep with your eyes open. Yeah, for sure. You don't know what to do. That's, are you in Vinny's studio? Is that where that is? It's new. There's no more wood paneling.

Well, that's cool. It's just a different location. Yeah. You'll notice there's a lot of toys behind me. Exactly. Have you in veto got in a toy off, Vinny? Is that something that you'd be an opponent in? Interesting.

I could beat veto anywhere, anytime, any place, any category you would like. I would prove that I have the most capable Italian sidekick in any category. Have you ever been tracking his weight loss journey? How's he doing? Yeah, he came on. So he came on my journey. He hasn't left the house. I think I forgot his case at home. I had to go back and start over. Who's doing you guys know what we have to do? Consequences for the creep off when we lose. So I had to listen to the bill's show song for two hours straight. So I decided to get myself through that and send the link out to some friends and beat

okay, man. And we were talking about that. I said, how's it going with the weight loss challenge? And he said, well, you know, it's tough, but I did just order some beef and broccoli with white rice. And then we wanted to explain to you of how many calories there are, and that's specific dish. So I'm like, that's a healthy,

healthy, healthy, healthy. Ordered from like a Chinese food shop. Of course. That's very unhealthy. So we know what he's at. Yeah, I weigh him every month. He started at 310, and then he went down to 306, and then he went up to like 308 and change.

Yeah. He's done it through. This could be a burp. When you're at 530. I can get rid of a couple of pounds easy. It's no problem. Just get water for a guy. He was really sad about it too.

It was depressing. Almost didn't want to make fun of it. That's his trick. Yeah. His bathtub o'zempick, is it working? Well, it would be, but he forgot to inject himself for like a month and a half. He just said, like, yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. I forgot to do it. Well, he said he had to like mix it up. I don't know. Is it a complicated thing to take? I don't know anything about it. Well, you inject yourself, but he's making, he's like DIY-ing it like gifles fucking.

I know HRT. Yeah, I don't know where he got it. He's mixing it up. Got it. Yes. Maybe he's a shake the bag like a creatine. Does that mean centrifuge or some shit to, that would actually separate it, wouldn't it?

Yeah. Let me see. Did you guys happen to see the flash mob at Nordstroms? It's all those guys. No, you saw that. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. They took that place out. Yeah, that's great. Most of those like really expensive purses are like tied down to racks. And guys are like stopping over each other with these big little racks hitting each other. As they're storming out of the storm breaking everything. Yeah, I'm not the steel shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me let me play this. This is retail theft. Oh shit, shit, shit. Here, here, here, I'll turn this down so we can hear them. This is, this is like right down the street. This is it really? Yeah, Nordstroms, I think in Glendale.

Oh, I see if it's sure. I was like what's there's crime in LA what? No idea. Uh here they are they all drink. The whole place pretty safe area. Yeah. Uh here they go. Those are all the criminals wearing the black jumps. Right, gotcha. Look at that. Look at that. This guy didn't get the memo. He decided to wear red sweat pants for some reason.

He's like Michael Jordan with his stupid, with his snake, with his, if you're standing out like that, people are more likely to look at his face too. Yeah. Like why is that guy different? He's going to get busted. We did a story last week on The Creep Off. This guy decided to rob the bakery he used to work at and he was wearing the red crocs. He used to wear the wolf in the day.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that guy. Did you see those guys that stole $300,000 of Magic the Gathering cards today, wearing shirts of the game that they designed, of their company's game.

Oh yeah, fuck that, I'll play that one after this. So here, they're making out, they're stealing all the stuff, and then, it's like pictures attached. Oh, this guy's dragging it. Look, he's got the whole thing. So, that guy's got all the shitty stuff left over. So like this happened online, obviously. This was all planned and everything, right?

So, yeah, I don't know what app they used to do it. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, where, yeah, pretty cool. So what app they use. Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm like, where are you? Pretty cool. So they're stealing luxury handbags. That's what I am. So like, we're stealing purses now. I don't know if I want to be at this gig anymore.

What are you doing? They're stealing luxury purses to sell to each other so that they have money to buy luxury purses. I think that's how. Okay. Is that right? I've probably got right. Pretty good. Cut out the middleman. It's a brand new system.

All right, let me find that. That's a thing. Let me find that stolen magic cards thing. Vito is talking about it. Didn't you just get busted for stealing? I'm out to bake where can I sit up T-shirt. One of four gentlemen. There it is. Two game designers have been named as persons of interest following the theft of $300,000 worth of magic cards. One thief's castle assault T-shirt

led to the game designers of castle assault who were both at the show and match the discreet. It's obviously them, right? Like there's that guy. There, there's this guy there. He's wearing the logo of their game that here they are posing for. And then they brought the cart back in also after they stole all the magic cards. Oh, you know. That is such a dork thing to do, isn't it? Yeah. That is what's in there. It's like kid move.

I'll put the car back. Maybe nobody will notice the things that are out there. Yeah. They'll go easy on us because we return the car. Right, right. Jesus. Let's see. I've got a black lady getting fired

for being late, she's getting $20 million or something like that. Oh, congratulations. Yeah, I didn't know you could do that. Soulman too, the guy on. And then see if I have anything else that you guys will be interested in. No, not really.

Best, oh, did you see that Best Buy thing that got leaked? Where it was like no white people can apply for these management jobs? That doesn't surprise me. I mean, that that's internal stuff at a high enough level of corporate. And the way you should apply for these better than jobs, they can do way better.

No. Oh, yeah. A citizen journalist, Best Buy is partnering with McKinsey Company on a management training program. The program is not open to white applicants. Candidates must meet the racial requirements below. Wow. All right.

It's very professional. It starts with, hey there. Whoa. It's just, you know, they're just like you. Yeah, they're just like you. Hey there, there it is. What if LGBTQ plus though? Ben, can I apply for this? It's got to be some removal here.

Yeah, if you're gay, if you're not, what if you're dick or something, I can get this job. Okay, here we go. Currently working, yeah, have worked more than a year. Identify as black, latine, out Hispanic, Asian or Pacific Islander. Looking for ethnicities for like, yeah. Well, usually they say it's just encouraged.

Yeah, but I get a right thing. Yeah, able to commit to the following to participate in, yeah, okay. Yeah, wow. That's, um, yeah, I feel like that's a typo of that bullet point, right? Cause usually it says, what's the first word there? Identify as right. Yep. I see a little poll.

I don't know what's up the door. Certainly does. Hey, yo, what's up? I want to get this job. Yo. And you'd have to talk like that, obviously. If you did that, if you did that, and you had documentation that showed your autistic, there's no way they turn you down.

I see. Because then you can't be mad at them. You're 16. You're the same. Yo, what? Can't be mad at them. He's autistic. I see because I want this job in a major way Oh Oh, we're real, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're was poopy-bassant. Yeah, we can't watch that then. Yeah, we don't. Busting in the wall like the Kool-Aid man. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, given. I think that's that's you guys got anything else? What are you up to? Wait, did you have Stuttering John on your show recently? It finally happened. Yeah, I did

the interview with Starring John. How was that? Yeah, and then he moved to tomorrow. So I'm gonna do it again tomorrow on his channel. But yeah, so I got to go, him and I did a show together. And so he's been complaining that I posted a link to his entire audio book on my Patreon. And I never did that.

He said, no, I've seen a screenshot of it. He told me this. So I went to demonstrate to him how easy it is to manipulate a web page. Oh, no. I want to be featured on him. And in real time in front of him, wrote, Southern John is gay as the headlight of the paper. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, what's this?

Do you see how easy it is to do this, like just because someone said he was screwed. I did that. And he goes, he goes, whoa, whoa, are you photoshopping? How come you're right now? If you're photoshopping, then he went to his page and he goes, it doesn't say that. I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, if you put a speech bubble of him saying, I'm gay, we'll go, I don't remember saying that. Yeah. There's a photo of him and the, uh, the actor's strike. And he's holding up a side and there have been so many great photos. That's a bad. I remember that side.

I don't know what to say. That's somebody must have switched it. I think so. Wow. That know what that is. Say that somebody must have switched it. Wow, that sounds cool. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. And then I shared our super chats, I put them 50-50 with them.

And then he immediately accused me of ripping them off. No, so he still not your biggest fan. You should have given him 100%. That's cheap of you, Carl. Someone, okay. There we go. Well, someone was sending John notes because John believes everything he wants to believe. Because someone was sending five notes.

They're like, I was watching back to your guy's livestream and Carl made at least $3,500 of that livestream. So he definitely should at least give you any throw in a number. And then John forwards that to me, he's like, what's saying you have? I said you the video, you can watch it back yourself. You want to see, what do we made? He's a tree.

He's a tree. We have one more story. All right, let's go for it. You're gonna love this one. We have a doctor in New York who is definitely behind bars. He has appeared at court and he has charged with 50 counts of drugging and raping women.

Ooh. Doctor. Doctor Cosby? No. Doctor, Alan Chang. Oh, a real doctor, okay. Yes, he's a, he's a little Asian guy.

Oh no. He, his alleged attacks are afraid to take taken place in the hospital, which he worked. Now he's 33 years old. He's a gastroenterologist. I'm sorry, I got a fat tongue. He's been accused of doing this around the world because he's traveled to all these different hospitals. I'm going to tell you where I'm going to hospital. I'm never horny. I can get it up. No, that's a problem. Fuck some of these big gubs guys, this is really ridiculous. Is it international rapist?

That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's right. Extra-died into a bunch of countries and shit. Stand trial over the web. I mean, it's like you and you always want your passport stamped, right? Like, okay. I put a little flat like, well, he was in, if I got raped by a rapist, I, I, and you always want your passport stamped, right? Like, okay. I put a little flare like, well, he was in, if I got raped by a rapist, I feel like, well, I'd sucks, but it's got rape and you have to match him and rapist.

And you make a serial rapist, you're like, oh, okay. Smooth criminal, right? Right? A little bit of a panache to it. I'm just saying. I don't know what I'd call what he did. Very smooth. A former partner of Cheg alleged in December 2022, he used a KN95 mask filled with liquid soaked cotton to knock her out. And then she's the alleged rape. The field. I just like

wore a form to you. Yeah. You got a mask up for COVID. Okay. Here's a cat cotton balls will help. Yeah. Somehow this idiot left his phone down and unlocked around her because she was able to get into it and found the footage of her attack on his own. And he filmed it. And all the other women at the hospital where he were.

Now, Vinny, hear me out. Yeah. Imagine you're going through someone else's phone. You find your own sex tape. It's flat or get first, right? Yeah. If you're conscious, it's really into me. I mean, I'd watch at least six minutes,

just on the top. I just, if it's favorite, then I'd be flattered. Okay. Okay. Good point. Wow. Now, found investigation by police, he was fired from the New York Presbyterian Queen's hospital.

Prospect cuters have claimed his offenses also included other women and multiple alleged attacks at his home in Astoria, as well as in New York, Las Vegas, San Francisco, and Thailand. His victims are age-ranged, 19 to 47. We were that, that could have gone a lot worse. Yeah, right? just going Thailand, his victims are age-ranged 19 to 47. We were that, that could have gone a lot worse. Yeah, right. As soon as he said Thailand.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah, it was like 19, right? Okay. He's raping women in Thailand. I didn't know you had to, he just in it for the love of the game. I get that point.

I mean, it's got to cost more to do this. Right. I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you. I mean, it's got to cost more to do this. What is it called? She went on safari. Good point. He is accused of groping a patient who was 37, who was unconscious on a hospital bed. He's also accused of raping a 19 year old woman. Shortly before she went to have her gall bladder removed. Well, there's room and after the gall bladder.

So, I mean, you know, she had to be really sexy. I'll blow it in shit. Oh, God. Oh, gross. She said he had jacked in her back prize and she fell asleep. Prosecutor said when she woke up, the doctor was no longer in the room. And she had extreme pain in her lower abdomen. So he is a shit for him to trouble. Um, Vinnie, I don't know if you read this part, but they found drugs in his house. This guy sounds like he parties. Yeah, probably. What do they find in his house?

The story. Well, the Raid in 2020 turned up fentanyl, ketamine, LSD, et cetera, anesthetics used during surgery. Dude, that's like it for the cycle right there. That's a bunch of 12-row did. Yeah. I mean, LSD and fentanyl. That's an interesting afternoon. That's a no. Yeah.

Man, I don't want to fentanyl within a mile of my everything else. Right. I'm getting wasted. Right. I got to steady your hands than me though. Dr. Right. At the point. Yeah, I mean, you have to really be able to hold it together for that. He's being held in Reikers Island and he is going to be held there for a while. He doesn't have bail and he pled not guilty. So, okay. Can't you get, can you knock some money off if you're willing to get molested by a surgeon?

Like, I'll, if you take two grand off the top. You could do whatever you want. Just don't, you know, don't leave any kind of bruises or anything. Cross blue shield and that is part of my policy. Yeah, it would be. Are you the co-pay or just agree to get molested? I offer.

I'm just going to buy it. I'm going to give it. Some of that. You knock off whatever you want, Doc. I'm, you know, whatever you want, Doc? Whatever you're on, right? Right, outer system. What's the difference?

You're going to be inside there anyway. Yeah, you know, just cutting in new holes. I don't see the problem. It's my only caveat. I'm sure a lot of way, that's probably illegal though, right? You can't, what, doing what you get? Yeah, it's pretty illegal. Yeah,? You can't, what doing, what do you do? Yeah, it's pretty illegal, yeah. Yeah.

Well, yeah, I don't think that. I don't think that. Looked upon fondly in the medical community. Right, right. Right. Right. Yeah. All right, guys, the conventions are going to be at least a little

awkward. Yeah. Agreed, agreed. Thanks for having us. Yeah, that was fun. Thanks, guys. When's your show Monday? Monday's the one we just put out a new episode today. You could find everything you need at the creepoff.com.

Okay creepoff.com Thank you. Oh, there we go. Oh, that's good. That's good. Ah, let's boys have some good stuff. They do. Over there. They do. Okay, what did I... You were talking about, Mattics has a story. Oh, yeah, the Beatles. It's a little late for, I hate the Beatles.

Well, in the song, I think came out in 64. Maybe 65, something like that. Maybe the 90s that would have been a time for this article. No, I mean, maybe, you know, but. You see a lot of, I think all the big Beatles fans died in COVID, didn't it? Okay, so he misspelled Beatles as well. Oh, Christ. Well, buddy, he missed the, he missed the pun.

He missed, well, yeah, that's on brand. Yeah. He spelled it. He said, it's true. I'm a huge fan of the Beatles, B-E-E-T. Yeah, he spelled it like the bug, like the animal. Yeah. But it was beat music was a new thing, a new-ish thing. That's what they called it. They called it beat music. So they maybe he doesn't know that. And it was, maybe I like the beat of the song. But he Holly and the crickets, they started to, so it was like, yeah, that was kind of where it came from and permutations, but yes, it was, it was never named the, the bug. Right. So I looked up the history of the song the other day, and it turns out the Paul McCartney

made the song to celebrate all the hot wet tears. His fans scored out of their well- lubricated tear holes while listening to this anthem for losers. See he can't even convince himself anymore that he's this guy. Every idiot with an acoustic guitar learns to play this song because it's for babies who cry. Mm. I looked up the sheet music. Okay, I don't think everyone in the acoustic guitar plays Wonderwall.

Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, it's not yesterday. Yeah, I haven't heard that many people just... Let's look up the chords for you, yesterday. I see this. Let's look up the chords for yesterday. I see this. Let's get to the bottom of this. Yeah. Okay. Yesterday chords.

Yeah. I mean, it's got an F. I don't know if that's something somebody who just learned guitar would pick it. Well, it's got to be flat, dude. Well, but here's not something he may have. I want to say he, I want to say he tuned definitely. I'm not sure. I don't know if every idiot, I looked at the sheet music

and I think he tuned it down. I think he tuned down a step and played it with like a, you know, starting in G instead of F. Oh, even the original draft is stained with giant gobs of cry juice. Okay. This is a piano sheet music that he has here. Well, what does this mean?

He don't know. He don't know the sheet music and it's covered with tears. He said it just, does he think McCartney wrote sheet music because he can't do that. That's, those guys didn't read. They didn't play for the music. No, no, no, George Martin, the producer, was going to write some melody down. Look, this is from a, okay, so Maddie, the joke is that even purchasing the music comes with Christains on it. Is that so? That's where I,

that's where I think the joke is. Original yesterday's sheet music. What does that mean? Yeah, original from where, like the first time it was published, like in a, you know, a book of popular music of the day for piano lessons? Like, what did I, I don't know. Is he trying to say that it, I think he's trying to say this is the original written music from, from who? I don't know. I mean, it's a mystery, this article, that took three years to write. The song is a simple melody with simple lyrics for simple people. Okay. Here are the top five words appearing by frequency.

And this is, oh, it's math jokes. Uh-huh. Okay. I gotcha. Yesterday, it appears 10 times. It's 22.7% of the wow eye 7 times 14.2% 2 6 11.3%

was 6 11.3% the 5 10.2% Yeah this is Boy, that's

That's the joke. He's just One day we're gonna get sent a picture or a tape of him just sitting sitting on the corner homeless just laughing at Like a car Just right reading the numbers on license plates Yeah, seven counting it up. Yeah, nearly a quarter of all the words in the song yesterday are the word yesterday. Yeah, combining, combined with I too was in the, that's a whopping 69.7% of the words,

which means this sentence literally has a larger vocabulary. Yeah, okay, man. I've read fortune cookies. Okay, man. I've read fortune cookies. Wow, I've read fortune cookies with the more robust vocabulary than this song. I've been famously critical of lyrics in songs. Famously critical. Oh, you know, he's a regular music critic.

Well-known music critic. I find this song shallow and pedantic. I've famously been critical of lyrics. So you've the hallmarks of his brand of my career. Famously critical of lyrics and songs. I think he just means generally lyrics and songs, not critical of the lyrics themselves, but critical that lyrics are in songs. Or in songs. Yeah. As lyrics are written by bitter poets who've been smuggling their rhymes onto the airwaves by way of song for years.

Poetry wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't written down for people to see. So you prefer oriented poetry? I guess to no one, just to themselves. He just prefers spoken poetry with no music and no audience. Okay. But instead of doing this activity in a dark room, oh yeah, you were right. With the blinds closed and in shame, poets force us to read and listen to their sloppy pattern matching every chance they get. Ooh, you found two words that sound the same. Congratulations for having ears, you dumb bitch.

No comma. You know what else rhymes? My fists. Two words that sound the same. Did he just, why didn't he just say that rhyme? Uh, or make it sound dumber? I don't know. Okay, well, well that's...

Maybe the next, that's it. Stay tuned in three years, we're gonna get another update. So that's, he's got 9400 people saw that? Yeah, that's what his counter says. Pretty amazing, isn't it? I mean, I would hope that if you're, you know, you're famously doing anything, you would probably get more than 9,400. How long has I been up there for a couple days? Booster says boomers had fixer upper homes, millennials

had fixer upper cars. Gen Z gets stuck with fixer upper women. How do you like that? Yeah, okay. I suppose that's true. They are pretty fat. That's a big, no other generation has had to deal with women that are as fat as they are today. No, I think that's demonstrably true. And that you can't tell them they're fat. And then everybody isn't telling them they're fat. I know. 70s, you put it on a weight. Look at this fucking fat pig over here. Why don't you work a couple of laps? That was the TV channel. That was what your family would tell you.

It's like, hey, you're putting on some, you need to get a hold of that. Yeah. You know, I mean, like that's have a tag. You want to be single hold of that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that's, have a tag. Good. You want to be single forever? Have a patio. Eam says, did you see the lesbian cop that arrested an autistic girl? Oh, okay. There's so much in that sentence. Yeah, the UK police are a, a speedrunning, uh, uh, uh, Fashes in my guess. British police violently arrest an autistic girl

because she said one of their officers, quote, looked like her lesbian grandmother. Disgusting. Flight words. Let's see. Here. Please, I can picture what me. My daughter told the police officer who looked like her Nana, who was a lesbian.

Oh, okay. Right. The officer took it the wrong way and said it was a homophobic comment. Just saying you're a, you look like a lesbian is homophobic. So how do you hit on women then? You know, there's no kind of way you're approaching women to know if they're a lesbian or not. You just total, uh, total chance is autistic.

The officer then entered my home and assaulted me. My daughter was having a panic attack from being touched by them and they continued to manhandle her. Oh, that's her. Oh, what? Let's see here. Hi, daddy's being here.

Don't mind her. She's't know. She's getting arrested. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

She's getting arrested. Why you doing this coming? Don't worry. She's all tasty. She's all tasty because I'm your right guy. I'm telling you, I've got you in this coming. So what do you think? Is that woman look like a lesbian?

She looks like Parker Lewis. Can't lose. Yeah. Who in Parker Lewis, Fock Taylor, he Clinton. Yeah lesbian, she looks like Parker Lewis can't lose. Yeah. Parker Lewis fucked Hillary Clinton. That's what she looks like. How do you think she goes to the hair cutter and says what to cut her hair like? Right.

Give me the least lesbian haircut you have. I said least lesbian. If I'm gonna scum, it's just gonna be arrested. This is how fucking I'm not gonna be seen. I'm gonna like you my how fucking I'm like, I'm scared. Why are these fuckers going along with it?

These guys, some like being telling them what to do. He seems a little bit embarrassed. He should shoot himself in the head. Yeah, she's obviously fucking. Yeah. She's got a stick. Can you stop? Can you stop? She's got a lot of things. Can you just stand there? She's in a cupboard. She's in a cupboard. Yeah, she's obviously fucking. Yeah.

She's very autistic. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if she'd be able to make that up in the spur of the moment, the mob here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's just like a, when I get pulled over for drunk driving, I'm gonna go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She can't go anywhere. Stop mad at us. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She can't go anywhere. Stop mad at us. She can't go anywhere. They're going to be moving for fuck with y'all. Y'all moving. She said the word, let's be a, her nanny said let's be a,

she's buried to a woman. She's not on the phone. Well, she, because they're like matter of fact. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. You're very, so much wrong with you, man. She didn't, oh man. She's in eight.

Oh, man. She's gotta get put on some kind of, because like, who the cop, the public, that's being cop, the public ain't gonna like this. Do we have a choice anymore? There's no way to send those to fucking jail now. Wow. I don't think there's any way she doesn't get some kind of slap on the wrist.

Oh, gotta get a of slap on the wrist. Oh, got to get a slap right on the inside. It's a high rock. It's a high rock. It's a high rock. It's a high rock. Lesbian, that's old news. Like you're not allowed to get offended by that anymore.

Like it's a autism is that trumps, that trumps being called a lesbian. If it's by an autistic person, you're allowed to do it. Everybody has been educated more recently on autism than lesbianism. We can't stop the, we can't stop women cops. We have to just deal with them. Well, I know we can't go to the source of the root of the problem. Of course, but that's long. We can go out. What I know about that hair has long been cut, Dick. Yeah. What I know about the way things work is we can go after the guys on the side

that are letting it happen. Like that guy on the, the Chauvin verdict, one of the cops that was watching it, got sentenced to like nine years in prison or something. I didn't see one bad cop. I saw three bad cops. I don't see, there's no other. Like I mean, like well, you could have,

yeah, you could have, instead of stopping him, you chose to stop the people. Right. So yeah, jail. That's, I wish I could send the judge to jail. Also, I wish I could send all of you to jail. Sure. I can't.

So I'll take this one, life forever. What do you mean? That's not fair. Well, why are you being a cop then? But that's the deal. This guy, this guy over here, where is he? Let's get a look at these guys, Jail, Jail. Let the lesbian go. That's funny, they wear like,

they wear like what road workers wear here. Those high-veils vest. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And they say lesbian on them too. No. Hey, Dick, did you see those fat ladies from the ADL talking about censoring the internet?

I did see that. Some candid camera, fat ladies from the ADL. Let's see here. that's powered up. I went undercover to expose the ADL for their attempts to control social media pro platforms like X, notice how casually they talk about censoring and banning you when they don't know they're on camera. I got a problem with their size.

I'm gonna start, I don't even need to hear it. These two are in charge of, trust and hate speech? No, no way. I don't think so. Maybe you're gonna have to lose about 50 pounds each before you guys are in charge of what people are saying on the line.

I'm gonna go to the front of the network. And so it's kind of those balance on like, compared to some of the spaces in space. So we're not having any ground to like darken the space when we're just like like you're hiding people. And so it's just really. Yeah, so interesting.

We can show you that we're going to have a little bit of a travel rule. Yeah. If you want them to be out in open, because the more they're talking on the open, the more you can stop incidental and happening. Oh That's a good start Though the rhyming thing is always yeah, it's usually when things go bad Yeah, you gotta catch it you know if it if it doesn't fit, you must have quit.

Yeah, that kind of shit. You know, because people just killed a couple people, but like Johnny Cochran had a snappy slogan, if it rhymes, I'm gonna kill you. That's my motto. You have freedom of speech, but not hold on. Is what you're gonna say? Does it rhyme with speech?

Is it so? We're gonna have a big problem. Yeah. That's my saying. Well, thanks guys, thanks for keeping things. Oh, my saying is you can have freedom of speech, but not that way all at a beach. You can have freedom of speech, yeah.

I'd like to eat a peach. When Alex says, when someone says, while that sounds like humans, when describing a virus or an invasive species, go kill yourself. Oh, I agree. Alex. I'm didn't.

Tinder, T slurs. I don't know what he means by that. Feel free to read this on the show. Hey, Dick, and you showed today, a guy wrote in asking about how Tinder is showing him a bunch of T, let's say trans women women for no reason. This happened to me too. And I got a statement from the company implicitly admitting what they're doing. I signed up for dating apps. Try it. Try it. You might like it. Not what they're saying. Prove it. Prove they

have a dick. Oh, dick pic right here. Prove that's their dick. Uh, I signed up for dating apps at the start of the year and noticed the apps showing me a bunch of trans women for no reason. I assumed, same as the guy who wrote in today, that these were people misrepresenting themselves as straight women in the, in the, to game the app. And started reporting these profiles

as violating the apps terms of service. Let me guess, you got banned. Yeah. And I think, there. On the app hinge, after about a week of doing this, I got an email from their trust and safety team telling me that falsely reporting profiles is an abuse of their platform. And if I didn't stop immediately,

they will permanently ban me from their app, quoting directly from their email. While we acknowledge that everyone presented on your discover page may not be a perfect match in our community, perfect, they got a cock. Yeah, that's not a perfect match. Right, not right, right. Got a big dick in my face.

I'm not into that. That's, there's nothing wrong with that. Zero cock. Yeah, it's not, you didn't do close. That's, there's nothing wrong with that. Zero Cox. Yeah. It's not, you didn't do close. Yeah. You didn't almost get me there. Right.

You didn't, zero of getting me there by having a big penis. Right. You could say that with a big tub of shit, fat lady. Well, it's, you know, it's not your cup of tea. Okay. That's fine. I'll allow it. Now, if there's a cock on it.

How was your meal, sir? It was great, except for the huge penis in my soup. That's important to us. In our community, it's important to us that our users are recognized based on their specific gender identity. And we believe they deserve the chance to be seen. Okay, but they're dooping, but they're using a fake fucking picture at first

and swapping it. I say you not get that. Yeah. We also understand that meeting new people has the power to add value to our lives in ways that we may not have considered before. Why the fuck, what is, why would that be there? We also understand that meeting new people.

Fucking, fuck, fucking venture capitalism really earned this country into a living phone tree. There is the reason all these companies exist with infinity money to piss around behaving like aliens that are learning about the earth for the first time is just funded by fucking free money. Yeah.

And low interest rates is such a fucking scam. I wish they would hit them so hard. I am now, of course, permanently banned from hinge. Hinge is the only app whose trust and safety team banned me for this. But every app is showing me trans women in this way. They're doing it on purpose. And the only explanation I can come up with

sound like QAnon theories. Well, it's not, you don't need much of an explanation. You guys want to get their Dixect. Translates also want to get their Dixect. We have that in common. Anything with a penis. Dix, go fuck yourself. Sean, I love you.

See you all in Nashville for Rikita Khan. I don't know, maybe. I didn't. Maybe me, probably not Sean. Hospital horror story, hey, please don't use my name so I don't know, maybe. I didn't. Maybe me, probably not sure. Hospital horror story, hey, please don't use my name so I don't get sued. Okay, I went to Cleveland for a week to visit some in-laws as one of them was dying of stage four cancer.

Damn. I hardly knew the man. Let's call him John. So I was able to observe the care or lack of care. He was receiving without emotions, clouding my judgment. Before I even got there, this significant other in I were told they were in the hospital, tried to starve John.

What? We'll see you like in a coma and they withhold or something like that where you just let them, you know. The excuse being treatment didn't work and he was terminal. After five days, they finally fed him through a tube because he couldn't eat. But I never did see the staff give John medicine to alleviate his constipation. Oh, God. You're going to need to run this through open chat GPT.

So he's just going to like go toxic. Yeah. Staff was everywhere and nowhere at the same time. The nurses would ask if we needed anything, but when we did, they'd take over half an hour each time. Well, yeah, nurses are... They're so fucking dumb. And then they went through that whole thing in the 2000s or whatever. When there was this, it was so funny to say how much smarter nurses were to doctors. It was on every sick... Like, they of women's sitting on men. So they had to make women's sitting on doctors. God, that was stupid.

Uh, except when John had fluid in his lungs, that took 45 minutes. God. Well, that's what you get. Fucked up, man. Go in the hospital. They never even told him how long he had left. Well, I don't know if they know that. Uh, but don't, but don't you worry, John was graciously discharged from the hospital last week. Oh my God. After the staff discovered he has sepsis. Yeah, yeah, because he didn't shit for fucking John died in his home of sepsis, not cancer. Yeah. Yeah, yesterday. Well, that sucks. That's probably normal.

Kind of just fucking sadly, probably. Yeah, it should happen all the time. Just in case you get the cancer for real, or if any listener has cancer, oh, then he says the hospital. Don't go to that hospital. Yeah. Did I forget to mention it's all diversity, hi,

I don't think you even need to mention that anymore. Do you have any nurses that are not Filipino, you could send in? Because that has been a very popular thing that Filipino nurses, that's been like decades. Yeah. They do that because they'll come over and they'll have big families, right?

Cause they're Catholic. And for as long as I can remember, I've always heard that there are a lot of Filipino nurses. Yeah, there are especially around here. Um, let's see. Johnson says, death batches, Pfizer created special batches for their employees that weren't tested by any agency.

Oh, oh yeah, did you see this? How bad is my batch? Have you seen that? How bad is my batch? You can search for the vaccines and it's how many deaths or like horrible things happen to people who took that batch? Yeah, like, like, compiled by who? Vairs. Just not for that verisdated thing. Yeah, yeah. Come on, I don't know. It's numbers. You're well, it's sure. It's okay. Well, the first one's also it's also anybody with an internet connection. Yeah. You know, they started out high. So so people are making up lost interest. People are making up more deaths for some versus others. Sure. I guess is the explanation then. Sure. Some some ones dying. So some people are choosing to make up a lot of deaths for one type of batches and not

the other. Sure. That's you can check it out. Perfectly reasonable. I have nothing to check. I'm not vaccinated. Okay. How about how about fat watch?

What's the name? Matt watch today and back news. Oh, no, this is sad. Fat one. Oh, Lizzo, Lizzo's dropped from the Super Bowl. Half time. Caltech measured it was on the Richter scale. The pause was my mistake. Lizzo was dropped from the Super Bowl half time show due to her alleged sexual harassment and abuse accusations.

Oh, come on. Yeah. We're missing out on a whole Super Bowl. This fat bitch bouncing around. Oh, I wonder if that was. I'm angry about that. That was like, that's like mana from heaven to there. Like, oh, dude, we can't, like, they were trying

to get out of this anyway, I'll bet. No way. This is a big, they're locking it down to protect Lizzo. Yeah. Cause people are starting to shoot at her and she's such a big target. Yeah. Do you guys think her career is, man,

Lizzo writes bangers. She puts her whole heart and she is clearly working herself to death to put on a show for us. Even though she even though she's mocked non-stop and they're going to let a little, nothing else she's ever done was offensive enough to get rid of her until Yes other fat woman had a problem with her. Yeah, what are the what are the exact allegations? She shoved a banana in one of her backup dancers. Yeah, that's right. That I heard that that's what I heard and they Somehow she's expected to know where the anus or vagina was in all this mess of folds and one of her backup. Like, I guess, yeah. She probably thought it was her mouth or something. Let me just put this in here.

I'll save it for later. Okay. No, you love bananas so much. Yeah. It's that's ridiculous. So save it for later. That's horrible. All right.

This one's from Vinnie. What do you think? Lizzo is getting me, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah, speaking of hiding stuff in your folds. Oh, man. All right, let's get some volume on this, baby. Hey, Marrows.

Okay, let's see if we can get some volume on this baby. In my rolls. Okay, let's see if we can get some. These things I can hide in my rolls. Oh, wow. How much you think she can hide in her fat rolls? That's what she's saying. Yeah, she said these the things I could hide in my rolls. What do you think? She got it out.

What's the biggest thing you think she got in there? Like a remote control car. Pack of hot links. Pack of hot links? I'm gonna go with a little bigger. I'm gonna go with the old style bell telephone. Oh, wow. That size.

All right, let's see. We have an impression. A fucking spray paint can. Number, let's see. We have an impression. A fucking spray paint can. Number one. Number one. Alright. A bag of chips. Absolutely disgusting. What was that?

A yo-yo. A yo-yo. A light up yo-yo. What was that? I don't know. I'll be quiet. Pack a hot dog. There you go. Damn. I was in the neighborhood. You were right. Dead on. Jumbo. Frank's. Yeah. Okay.

There's more. Just steals that shit on. Pepper? She said pepper, right? Yeah, I think so. This doesn't have a rewind, okay? Come on, man, let's go. Another backup. Back up, please. I'm one of the fucking him. Are you fucking serious?

Did I not just hear a smoke detector beep? Uh, yeah. Yeah, you did. Heh. Heh. Uh, and, you did. And an entire hammer, a big one. Yeah. Put the whole out. We are here.

Is where I need to come. Okay. That's, that's amazing. I did not ever expect to see anything like that. Are they on my lifetime? If you hit them, will they, will like, loot fall out of them like a video game? It's like a pinata like a, yeah, or...

Let's see that game, you know? Kids walking up behind him with a big stick of beating a f- The cops have been doing that game for years. They haven't been fat enough. They've been going after the wrong black people. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Jesus. Okay, good for you.

This one's from Royce. Let's check this out. What you order on ticket master versus what you get. Oh, yeah, this is Kelly Clarkson. Oh, my God, really? That, she looks pretty fat here, right? Well, she's what she, oh, yeah. No, I just, I was shocked at how big she's gotten.

Well, she thinks she would have been bigger for skinnier than this if she had never been on American Idol. Oh, I would. I would. Yeah. She'd probably have like a scooter to go. Yeah. Oh, that's a big lady. She's hitting the high notes. Yeah.

Well, right. Well, you know, that's your Reath of Franklin. Your Reath of your Reath Reath of Franklin. Toronto beer fest. Thomas says, hey, to hopefully Instagram doesn't outright botched this shit. I used to go to the Toronto beer fest damn near every year because it falls on my birthday. But the marketing for it this year is a little terrifying. All right, let's see.

Oh, wow, what I'd wear. Oh, I think I clicked on the wrong one. Yeah, let's like it botched it, bud. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, here's the good one. All right, this guy, yeah, this guy says, I find this is hard to believe.

I just exported my door dash data to confirm. And I spent $25,000 last year on DoorDash. How is anyone living on $40,000 a year? How do they even manage it? I mean, I'm just DoorDash alone. I'm spending $25,000 a year. Chilles, $3,000 at Chili's Door Dash. Fooders, $1,500 for Hooters. That's what, uh, it's Door B's. At the door, so wait a minute. He's having Hooters delivered?

I guess. What the fuck is wrong with him? It's the waitresses that are so fat. Oh, maybe so, uh, Shipley's donuts, a thousand bucks, Jesus Christ. There's gotta be some limits on this door dash app. Oh, Freddy's, I know Freddy, so he likes lives in the South. I guess, bow jangles, is that a Southern? I mean, probably.

Mossad's Southern cooking. Taco Bell. Who the fuck is, door dashing $600 of Taco Bell. Followed by red lobster. Lobster. You ever get a hand cream for delivery lobster? Oh, God.

Oh, my God. The hell's wrong with you. What a fucking idiot. Okay, good for you, man. Jesus. That watch today and that new. I want everybody. That's the dick show. Thanks for listening. Jesus. That watch, today and that new. I'm Zidane.

Everybody, that's the dick show. Thanks for listening. Patreon.com slash nr show. I'll see you next, whose energy voice mails now. This is, I think this is the song that has the little delay on it. Wait for it. Yeah. Oh shit.

I clicked on the wrong thing. There we go There it is is Here's what you got. What are you going to say? Wait for I was going to say I got something for you. You do? Yeah, I got some for you. What is it? I got this I got this letter from my mom in the mail.

I'm going to present this without without comment. Oh, all right. She said, give this picture back to the rightful owner. What is this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is that me? Yes, you.

That's my ass. That's you. Are you sure? That's, yeah, my brother, that was when you were in France with my brother and that was to one express. I gotta get rid of this picture. Yeah, my brother, that was when you were in France with my brother and the two one express. I gotta get rid of this picture. Yeah, that's, first thing I look, I was like, wait a minute, was that, that's not me, that might be Bran.

I can't, like, I, I'm like, okay. She's, so they were going through, she and the nieces. This picture can never see the light of death. She and the, my nieces were going through like photo albums and stuff like that. And that was like in a sick person. Yeah, like I developed that. Yeah, like it should be like a France trip. That's underage pornography actually.

I guess it would be, huh? Yeah. So you're going to jail. Yeah. One of them mom's going to jail. Yeah. Well, it's yours. It's 17. jail. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, it's yours. 17. It's yours. I guess it would be. I have this underage pornography and my with Vita or yourself. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's still. I don't know actually what the rules on that.

I thought you get a kick out of that. She's like, oh yeah, one of them was... She's like, one of them was, one of them was scarred and the other one thinks it's a funniest thing on earth. Not scarred, but one of them is like, why would someone do that? And the other is like, that's hilarious. I remember why I was doing this. Really? Yeah. See, I didn't even know if it was the trip that I was on, that's hilarious. I remember why I was doing this. Really? Yeah.

See, I didn't even know if it was the trip that I was on. It was not. No, no, it was a different one. Yeah. Yep. I'm putting that in my safe. There you go. I shouldn't have folded it like that either.

Oh well. It's yours. Okay. Well, thank your mom for me. Yeah, yeah, sure. Ha ha ha. She thinks that shit's hilarious. Okay.

How about, here we go. Hey, the day, you really hate these kind of boys now. I hope you can skip over this one. Five a kid and her friend stayed over. And I see the issues, because they're right at that age, like middle school. And I think I can complain a lot about what shit happens to me. I think it even works for them. I think it's mostly because it's worse for us, because that's for us, as parents. So I think a lot of parents are just shitty, so there's a lot of even shootier fucking kids.

Personally, it's like I view people, going to be through the people that are going to be beating me when I'm in the, hopefully the upper and hopefully the retirement home. Yeah, definitely home. So you run, stuck in six high in a car in a home. These are people that are going to be beating me. That's my case for why I'm in marriage. Anyway, I'm not going to bring you, it's just a tough age and I feel bad for this fucking case, I really do.

It sucks. So you feel bad that they're turning out shitty because of the parents? You know what, I don't even think parenting does anything. He's just like, you want to call in and brag about what a great parent is, right? Maybe.

Hey, all these other kids have such horrible parents. I'm fucking great. They're going to be all fucked up. You know, just throw them outside. Yeah. Time to the porch. And yeah, I just give them all lies and wrong information and stuff. What's the worst to get happened? I mean, I probably can't get a whole lot worse than what a lot of people, a lot of people who are very active parents do a much worse job than the parents who are a little less active. Prove it.

Prove that the parenting works. I haven't seen any studies really that say, oh yeah, it was a great fucking parent. Look, it really paid off. Well, I just hear parents talking about how great they are and how important parenting is and then grownups talking about all their fucking parents were. That's all I hear. We're living in an age now where everybody's a fucking star.

Yeah. Okay, thanks for the call. Hey, Vic Aishan, could be struck. Last week you guys had mentioned that, you know, retard think that you have any power that Christians have in Dividom. And what makes me very to those people, they're like, oh, you control everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like 10% of Congress and then our Jewish and the other 90% are all good Catholic Christians. Yeah, fighting to the nail. They ain't supposed to yell or Hillary Clinton, you know, good Christians are fighting truth and fucking nail.

He's 10% of whatever. You ever hear of a, you know, presidential candidate who wasn't Christian? I mean, Kennedy was bad enough. He was Catholic. Like, a lot of Christians are like, it's like Catholics are like, no, we're the fucking original Christians. All these Jews and dead men. Yeah, but it was like, but he won because he's cute.

You know, that's, you know, that was if he had a, if, if, if, if, if, if, uh, yeah, but it was like, but he won because he's cute, you know, that's, you know, that was if he had a if if if Nixon, yeah, if if if right if Nixon had been Catholic, no fucking way if Nixon had an ass like that he would be president still Picture me at 17 Too fucking fat. I could never recreate that pic now. Well fuck, I mean, that would be, that would be, Lude material.

That would be, Indicent. It would be Indicent material. Yeah. Should I write on there that it's me so somebody doesn't think it's child pornography? Probably. Probably,

because you can't really see my face. No, you can't. Um, okay, how about uh, how about this gentleman here? Hey, Dick, this is Scar. What really makes me a rage is this um, is this the continuation of a hippie culture that's like fucked up other shit. Like, you know, I just saw his meme and it's like fucked up other shit like you know I just saw this meme it's like you know how old kiddie is in the knives and blood and shit she's in the you know pie and her friends I'm like you know what yeah I feel the same way about Allison Wonderland she's not doing coke or mushrooms you fucking jiruggies and then I tell her to my girlfriend

she's like oh no it doesn't make sense unless you know she's taking mushrooms. It doesn't make sense Yeah, when I take mushrooms, I totally shrink down to a magical world. What the fuck are you talking about scar? I hate gruggies. I hate drugs. I With everyone. It's drugs. I'm nice long Sunday at church. Fuck you go fuck yourself It's mushrooms. It's people do mushrooms and weed are annoying. And drugs in church. Yeah, you can be high. You should be young.

Cool. I might like it. Weeds most annoying probably, then mushroom people are so like, then I was like, we're like disciples. Like people who are, who are, who are just like, you know, they, I really have this experience on mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah are just like, you know, they, I really have this experience.

I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up. Right. Um, the hard, the harder drugs, they don't, they're not like that. No. Yeah, they really changed my thinking when I was on fucking heroin. Right, right, right.

Uh, okay. This one's for you, I think. Oh, yeah. Hey, the voice notes for Sean. Yeah. So you said, like, multiple times that Joe Rogan is a great interviewer and that you don't listen to the show. Well, I used to listen to the show religiously and I can verify that you are fucking wrong

about that because Joe Rogan is a terrible interviewer. There was a clip you're watching where he lets people talk. Yeah, that's what I'm going on. He picked for his YouTube, I guess. Okay. I could be. If you listen to a show, he constantly interrupts. Constantly changes the subject and he will change the subject to the same fucking like five or six stories. He's probably right.

Yeah. Fucking decade and a half. All right. And doesn't even listen to what is a guest is saying. Like every episode is the same shit. DMT hunts him. Okay. All right.

He's got a lot of information for him. One landing. Whatever fucking talking about. Why did you watch it religiously then? It was all what him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why is this guy watching the show religiously?

Thank you for the information. Shit. I'm sure you're right, because he has obviously watched a lot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but I'm sure, Jerry Pick clips, whatever. I'm just saying in the, some of these go on for 25, 35 minutes, you know what I mean? And I always notice, and it doesn't, I don't see any jump cuts or anything like that, you know. Sure they could be cleaned up and you make it seamless and all that kind of stuff. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just the conversations like the give and take and stuff and I've seen him let people just just go. Yeah. And then but yeah, Bob, maybe he doesn't do that. So maybe he maybe he totally sucks. Let's see this one. I just wanted to call back to that race. Some guy left a couple weeks ago about women insisting that their bag will probably just not get checked or have been at the entrance of whatever stadium. There's very specific outline rules dimension at all. Yeah. Specific types of bags that are included, like you can't say, batting packs, for example, we lucked out.

So by stadium, the doctor will fluck yesterday. Yeah, you feel designated in there at that point. But for a moment when she told me, should I just the fatty pack? I thought oh my god that guy was talking right that guy who called it with his rage about the bag to stadium. I'm going to wind it, I'm going to put him to walk that ship back aren't I? Yeah. But yeah I lost out but I'm sure many many people related too well to that guy's talk. Anyways, they go fuck yourself, Sean. I love you and congratulations. Like, I gave you a few of your

and stuff, the biggest problem in the universe. There's a lot of things. Oh, yes. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, those guys who let women get away with stuff ruin it for all of us. Well, yeah, because then they get, they gossip, they spread this rumor,

this tall tale about one of them that snuck a bag through one time and then all of them believe it like, you know, Paul Bunyan and everybody's Walking her back to stories of a woman who did get a bag through so I'm gonna try it My name is fucking the bitch, but you do get to have kind of a unbridled You know vengeful rage and where it's like you know, vengeful rage. And where it's like, you know, you don't get to say fucking anything.

And sometimes that's right on the planet knew this would happen except you. You get to make her the dumbest person on earth when that shit happens. And they'll try. Cart blotch to do so. They'll try sometimes to cut your marimites short by getting attitude. Yeah, usually their attitude will work. But during those times, I'm just great failure. Right.

No, because I'm entitled, right, not working today. I will out crazy you. And by the way, I could end that at any time. Yeah. But I'm going to today, because I have momentum. Right. So just relax. It'll be over soon. Oh, yeah, I've had some good ones in those moments. Where it's like, holy shit, dude, that guy's fucking psychotic.

Ha. Uh, uh, we were, we were walking back from this bar last night to the car as like a mile away. And there was one of those lime scooters. Yeah. I thought there was two lime scooters. So I pull out my phone. I'm going to take the scooter to get the car.

I'll drive back. I scan it. Girlfriend Costa. Well, I don't think it's, I don't think two people will, are two people, she says, as I'm, you know, dialing in, she goes, are two people gonna fit on that thing? And I said, nope. And then just hammered the gas and shot off. Right.

Right. And she said, she said the guy, the gay guys we were with said, how long have you guys been dating? She goes like 10 years. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Right, right. Right.

Right, that's the cut, right. Sure enough, like a minute later. Get in, let's go. Yep, get in, we're going to jack the box. Yep. I don't think that's big enough for two people is not. Broom. She'll figure it out.

I don't even think I have the wire map installed. Oh yeah, that's my fucking problem. I don't know how you can get the app on then. If you ever take two cars to a place or whatever like that, and then you both leave at the same time, you just bone out, right? She goes your way home. Right? I mean, there's that thing where it's like, well,? She knows her way home. Right? I mean, like, yeah. There's like that thing where it's like, well, I'm not gonna, not gonna, not gonna dust

you, like, I'll make you, you can, so you can see me on the way on. Okay, something happens. No. You're not gonna do it. Yeah, later. You've driven it on. See you at home. See you at home.

Goodbye. I was also, I was thinking, I know you're gonna fuck around in your car for five fucking minutes, at least, looking for something or where's the Kleenex? I don't know. I was thinking as I was scooting, I was taking the scoot to my car. I was like, I wonder if she's just gonna cut through a random street. So I have no, I just to be funny because inspiration was right. You know what? I'm gonna, I'm just gonna cut through this alley here to see if that's faster. Right. So that was, and that was also, impaling me to go faster.

And it's like a joke or because she thinks that impossible to know. That's, you know what they say, like when you're lost in the wilderness, like stay put, stay put, right? Yeah, they don't do that. I was like, they don't do that. All right, you're just gonna walk along the one main street back to the car. Yeah. But then in my mind, I'm like, at any moment,

she could just decide to go anywhere. Right. So I got to get there. I got to go dangerously fast on this. Right. Before the car. The brain of Scooter can kick into gear and get something going. Scooter, that makes me think, what if I just start making laughs?

Right. Uh, okay, maybe one more. All righty. Hey, day, okay, Sean, I know I call in a lot of dumbass problems, but I think this one's that right. Oh, my problem this week is people who have clearly never worked in a food service industry or they had to put me at like a fucking Starbucks. Just like that. Okay. Walking to Starbucks. My order is fucking easy. Large ice coffee. One whole milk. That's it. Okay. Walking to Starbucks. My order is fucking easy. Large ice coffee, one whole milk. That's it.

Easy as can be. No sugar, okay? Yeah. So fucking one on lady in the office. Coffee and milk. Coffee and milk. You got Starbucks, won't the fuck she can order? I look at the frickin' little off.

Computer tablet, right? It's got the order on it. I see two drinks. They're being made. I'm like, okay, cool. You can take like a minute or two. Drink, get lady look to the fucking phone and go actually can I get two more drinks? And the fucking complex it's like oh In Shikka so go like I don't know what the fuck she's ordering

Here's that Can I get to a piece of food to Fuck am I great? Yeah, I'm a bit weird, but I was five fucking this anything else fucking drinking food comes out God This fucking like you fucking handful you ran for a fifty five dollar fucking tab at Starbucks Yeah, I'm so fit and you can just tell this poor employee to do it all at once. Like I need four drinks of fucking sandwich and two fucking uh, this body. Yeah. Maybe was not thinking about that but all I had. That would, that would indicate some kind of sign.

I have a coffee with milk. He's one of the most purchases. It was just great time. Yeah. We've got a bandwomen. Should be a man-only line. So you got to eat soup. Everywhere. It's soup not see fucking rules. Yeah. Like you don't fucking look around at them.

You know what the fuck you're ordering when you get up to the counter. And if you don't, don't stand in line. Yeah. Back the fuck up and look and see, well, what do I really want? You can see the whole food there.

You can see the food. You know the drinks. You know that you don't have to fucking, you don't have to stand there and see, well, what do I really want? You can see the whole food there. You can see the food, you know the drinks, you know that you don't have to fucking, you don't have to stand there and go, um. Ugh. It's just that every, it's like you're the only fucking person on earth. Yeah.

Nobody has to get anywhere. You fucking asshole. All right, damn. Oh, we got these shirts. Somebody sent us these shirts. Oh, yeah. Let me see. To Dick and Sean, enjoy, stay greedy smotches from Eddie. I think they're, I think you got the large,

yeah, this is the XL. There you go. He's giving me something other than a black shirt. I guess. I don't know. Maybe they're not. logos don't really look good on VNX, do they? Not as weird.

Pretty cool. All right. Something's the Satan wrath off for one. Oh, I get it. Okay. Very cool. This is kind of a cool shirt. Yeah. Thank you. Cubress. That, I get it. Okay. Very cool. This is kind of a cool shirt. Yeah. Thank you.

Cubress. That's you. Yes. Cubress. Very nice. Uh, yeah. What is this? Yeah. Okay. Is it the tower of Babel? Probably. Yeah. Pizza, right? That's Babel. Yeah. As far as anybody knows what it looked like, but cool. They'll buy simulation theory, they love. The Jim, bro, scientists. No, okay, sure.

Simulation theory. Even though they can't tell you what makes it different than just your imagination, like tell me why the computer is, tell me why it has to be a computer. It's got a lecture on lights, bro. Yeah. Yeah. What do you know about that that is not tell me why it has to be a computer. It's got a lecture on it, light's bro. Yeah, yeah. What do you know about that that is not just you imagining it?

What's the fucking difference between that? Why imagine to we're a dream state? We're all this shit is happening. Yeah. But space, no. Okay. It's not happening. All right, goodbye everyone.

Yeah, thank you. And see ya, thank you.