The Dick Show - Episode 372 - Dick on Fake Hurricanes

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

LA has an attention hurricane, mask mandates are coming back, Chris the Kiwi is lynch mobbed, trans regret studies, why Hawaii is on fire, a fat woman is cat fished, the homeless ruin a hotel, a man needs friends, that one stupid song everyone won't shut up about, women are twice as fat as men, and Kid Rock has a Bud Light; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I went to sleep with rain sounds on and I wake up with real rain sounds, Sean. Nice. Are you ready for hurricane Hillary? Yeah. Yes. Is it a God? It's right now. It's Hillary, right?

It's a Bast with, oh God, that's what I want. Just a bunch of Hillary Clinton memes. Yeah. Shitting up the TL. The TL? Yeah, the TL and IRL. Ah, I'm alive. The timeline.

Right, right. I did see a funny one where it was Hillary's face coming up the coast and when she reacts to the balloons, she goes, oh, it's good. That alone should have caught, you know, yeah, I house everyone on the left. I'm like, well, come on, you can't be going, oh! Yeah. Get out of here with that shit. Can I start this?

Oh, I started it. Are you braced for a fact? Ray, well, I'm headed to the studio right after this. I ain't going home. Are you sure? I'm sure. It's not too dangerous. I don't think so.

The studio's not shut down. I don't think so. Because of Hurricane not shut down. I don't think so. Because of Hurricane Hillary. Although the power may fucking go out knowing the infrastructure around here when it comes to rain. What do you mean? Now we've got infrastructure problems here.

God, dude. Why aren't we fixing them? We have an alert system for the infrastructure problems. Fuck it. You'd redo every freeway out here. I see the hurricanes are coming. I think, come on, don't stop. Don't give me this shit.

Yeah, yeah. There's no hurricanes hitting LA. No, it's not gonna be a hurricane. Cause the earth spins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got news for you guys, it's not common. No, we're getting to that little thing that goes like this.

Yeah. That, there goes the hurricane. Oh, it missed us again. Why? Because the earth is spinning. That's why. Rhonda Samless goes, good luck to LA in there. We sure know about hurricanes, so my heart goes out.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Well, I mean, we don't get the hurricanes the Florida gets. We don't get hurricanes. No, no, yeah, it's, we're getting the, whatever the remnants of rain. What was, yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be windy and rainy. That's what, that's what it's gonna be. All day, I see you.

That's a great, you gotta get here. Make sure your first aid kit is packed in case you hurt yourself on the rain, in the hurricane, in the upcoming hurricane. In case one of your cholos stops by and starts shooting his piece off, make sure that you have some gauze around to patch up your homies wounds. There's just one thing that I do know that'll happen is that my fucking internet will go out because it's spectrum and they are the fucking worst company on the fucking planet. You got to get AT&T.

It's not fast enough. And where are you going to have fiber where you're at? Not AT&T, yeah. No, I know. That's the problem though. I would gladly get AT&T. Spectrum's downtime is fucking unacceptable. Is it really bad?

Still so fucking bad. So we go to the, we do our posts. We do our Saturday post Pilates chicken by at the store. That's our, that's how we roll. Robustry chicken or something. Oh yeah, those Mexicans cook up a real good chicken out there. You go to a Mexican place? Yeah, super-ray foods.

Yeah. Super-ray. Yeah. Man, they got these homemade tortillas, four bucks for a little pack like this. It's like a store-produated. Yeah. After you open them, that's how good the tortillas, four bucks for a little pack like this. It's like a store for generated. Yeah, after you open them, that's how good the tortillas are.

Or do they have people out front? Out front. Oh, so it's nice. Yeah, that's the good shit. Yeah, it's okay. Drillin' it out there. My wound is aching as I talk about grilling. Oh shit.

My dad called me and goes, wow, why the hell is there grease all over outside? We just see what happened was, well, a half million to one, you're a dark million to one. You're a grill is faulty. And it started on fire for no reason. Like Biff Tannen, it's like,

look at this, I spilled beer all over my new pants. I mean, yeah, you didn't tell me your car had a blind spot. Ha, ha, ha, ha. We were in Vegas, I noticed my fly was down. And for some reason I said, hey, to the waitress, I said, yeah, there's something wrong with the bar here. My fly came down when I walked back from the bathroom. Oh, yeah.

She, I got her for a second before I annoyed her too much to listen. I was like, I got you, you bitch. I know that was funny. It's good. I was like, I got you, you bitch. I know that was funny. It's good. I had you. Um, I said, oh yeah, I kind of let your grill on fire. Sorry about that. Yeah.

There's no problem. I got a degreaser. I'll be out there, slap some degreaser on this thing. He's happy that he gets to use it. Oh, love for him. Yeah, I was like, oh wow. That's totally the opposite of how I would react. Right, so you just wanted me to like admit what you know

that I did something. Something happened. Yeah, he tricked me. Something happened on my watch. Yeah. Oh no, worry. You know God damn well, how all the grease got over there. I know how to fix your fuck up.

Awesome. I'm not making use of this degreaser for. Right, because I don't fuck the barbecue up. Well, because my, his fuck. I know what I'm doing. You fucked it up. Now I finally get to clean up your mess. Yeah, yeah, finally.

I'm here. I'm here as broken that I didn't do. Right. His fucking house. I guess my mom's car is all fucked up because mice ate the wiring installation because they make wiring installation because of global booboo.

Was it mice? It was a rats. Brought, I don't know, probably rats. Rats fucking guts. I guess. They did chew through plaster, they do all, yeah. Well, they make the wiring insulation out of biodegradable materials now.

Oh, do they really? Yeah, because there's- Surprise, that worked. There's so much wiring that's just devastating the planet. Well, look, in cars, luxury cars that you keep for, you know, 10 years. It's the plastic straws because of a picture of a fucking turtle. planet. Well, look, I mean, cars, luxury cars that you keep for, you know, 10 years, it's the, it's the plastic straws because of a picture of a fucking turtle. Yeah. Which every

environmental group says, that's not the big problem. Plastic straws are not the big problem. Not even the big problem for turtles. It's not getting laid. That's the big problem. Um, so they put wiring insulation now that's, that's eatable to rats. It's biodegradable, but it's like these rats are just like jackpot. Really? Just going to sit in here in this car and eat wires. It's delicious. Huh. So then they eat all the wiring and then it's short circuit scalore or dead rats. So her car is like all fucked these are new wiring harness. I don't know if they have one where they can put some sort of a non biodegradable, non-edible insulator around it.

Right. Huh. Interesting. So that's happening in his house. There's like a new car. A new-car. A new-ish car. I must be the new-ish, I guess.

I don't think they got. Huh. My mom always got whatever the new, wherever the new SUV. Oh, really? My dad's always got some goofball cars. Like check this out. This car is from Germany. The seats tilt with you.

You can really crank this baby. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's cool, but then it's like always a little janky inside. Really? Well, how come the GP model year, whatever? I don't know. He doesn't stop that GTO, does he? No, he sold that to some other weirdo.

Oh, okay. The wheels and deals he does. And he's got ponds in the house, but they're like not done correctly, so the water never stays in them. It's always like a series of, he's got an area of his backyard with the ponds where it's like a aquarium shop.

Yeah, yeah. Where it's like empty to, anyway, I forget what I started telling that story. The hurricane. Yes. backyard with the ponds where it's like a aquarium shop. Yeah, yeah. Where it's like empty to anyway. I forget what I started telling that story. The hurricane. Yes. So we go in to get chicken after exercise. This is yesterday, Saturday.

And I think, I don't, man, I can't be hearing anymore about this hurricane. I don't want to hear about it. I wake up my girlfriend. Do you know there's a category five hurricane? Yeah, just stop. There's no hurricane that's gonna hit L. I wake up, my girlfriend. Do you know there's a category five hurricane here? Just stop. There's no hurricane that's gonna hit L.I. Never has, never will.

Yeah, it's not. We go in, it's fucking swapped in there. It's like COVID all over again. Oh, I know, people, people, people piling toilet paper and band aids. Like what are you guys doing? You are all Mexicans. You've lived here for six generations in these houses.

Never once have you encountered a hurricane. And because the news told you, you're all fucking spassed out buying anything that you can. When people say, when people say, when people talk about the categories of hurricanes, it's like, that's like when they're away from land. Like, yeah, I mean, like, you know, everything,

it always slows down. It can still do fucking crazy damage, but like it's, yeah, it's, it's not a hurricane here. That's an all worked up for nothing. And you know that nothing's gonna happen. Yeah. You know, if we get some big. If we get some big wins, we're gonna have some big tree branches on cars.

That's, it might break some windows. That's what's gonna happen. Like it's nothing is gonna fucking, Ron DeSamlis doesn't need to go on and say, oh, good luck with the, with the, good luck to all the attention horrors in LA who wanna have every natural disaster, not just earthquakes

because they don't happen enough and everyone forgets how hard you guys have it. Yeah. Yeah. God. And then I last night she goes, oh, they downgraded it from five to four to three to two to one. I didn't want to tell you, but yeah, I know. Yeah. This is rain. Right. Thanks to Samilis for the well wishes. And all right, let's start the show. Is that anything? Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. So is this the cycle we're in now? The hedonic treadmill, it's just one disaster. After another and on stop. Hey. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I want him to air! You want to get in here? You want to get in here? You want to get in here? You got it! This is showroom.

It's a contest. Give me a laugh from Mountain Bunker. Deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Masterson, aka the $20 million man. Uh, did I still do any Mexican stuff? No, I don't think so. Joining me is always is world touring LA-based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What What's up buddy? Nothing. How you doing?

I'm pretty good. Yeah? Yeah, I'm good. And they shut businesses down. They shut all the businesses down because of the hurricane. What? Oh, this rep now. We're not gonna be open. We can't be open during the hurricane. Man, there's no hurricane. What are you talking about? You can't be you can't be open during the hurricane. Man, there's no hurricane. What are you talking about? You can't be, you can't cook pizzas during the rain? You guys, we used guys have said a new low, the only, it rains in California and everything shuts down. Right, right. Yeah, cause I know you're not gonna learn from this one. Like, maybe we shouldn't pay attention to that shit next time.

The only thing you should be doing during a hurricane is cooking pizzas. Yeah. Bars are shut down. I'm not mousers in work and I'm trying to load my shit. What has anything been spilled on it recently? I don't think so, man. Come on, God damn it!

Destiny came in for a biggest problem. Really? Yeah, that's funny. It's very funny. Destiny and I are like the goat greatest team of all Destiny came in for a biggest problem. Really? Yeah. Oh, cool. That's funny. It's very funny. Destiny and I are like the goat greatest team of all for podcasting. I don't know why that is.

Yeah. He's such a funny guy and he's always talking about politics and shit. You guys talk, you guys were fucking at it for a while. Yeah. So it's kind of amazing about the, about the, about the internet. Yeah. You know, and just these feuds and then like, you're like, let's team up and take everybody's money.

Ha ha ha ha ha. You think it is like that, but it do, Sean. That's true. People don't think it'd be like it is, but it do. This fucking, man, I mean, come on. Just give me a cord so I can plug it in. There, there, there, there, there. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, got it.

And, and got it. I don't know, something about me and Destiny. We're just both like really difficult people to be around, I think. Yeah. And that's really good on a podcast. Yeah. Vito is telling this outrageous story

how Josh Denny got in a huge car accident. Oh, he did? Yeah. Just did? Yeah. Just recently? Yeah. So Vito. He had fucked up or is he? I don't know.

I don't know. I like him. Him and Vito were fighting because Vito, upon hearing about this giant car accident that he got in, decided to text him, Vito, recall, you know who Vito is. I do know who Vito is. Vito texts Josh Denny immediately after a big car accident and says, rip car. Josh goes, what the fuck? What are you joking about?

So his car is fucking destroyed. Yeah, destroyed. He's like, well, I don't appreciate that, right? So Vito goes, well, we're all praying for you. And there's no we. Like, I didn't even know about it until, but like, like, that, it sounds so insincere. It sounds so sarcastic when you put stuff like that in a text. Yeah.

So destiny and I just sat there interviewing, like, breaking down everything he did wrong and why he did it. Right. Now, do they, do they have history or do they're friends? They're very good friends. So it makes no sense why he wouldn't have said, like, wow, I heard about the car and I'm worried. I hope you're okay. Yeah, yeah, right.

Well, that's, I don't want to be looked at as gay. So I didn't say that. That's, it's completely normal to say that. Yeah. What are you? Yeah. Are you a little old to be? Aren't you a little gay to be worried about what's gay or not? Right. Right. Anyway, we spend about 20 minutes making fun of why he would do that.

Because he keeps compounding it by adding like these more, a more outrageous lies on top, like, well, we're all praying for you. Yeah. And Josh, like, what are we're all praying for you. Yeah. And Josh, like, what are you making fun of my religion now? Like, uh, so we, we're like, well, Vito, where are you praying? And he goes, no. So you were making fun of him. So he was right to suspect sarcasm. Yeah. You're not actually praying for him. You don't know what, anyway, it was a good time was had by all. Oh shit, what else was that guys? Check it out at the biggest problem. What are you drinking?

This is a prickly pear hard celtzer. I'm out of beer again. Wow. You got new cans every time I come in here. Yeah, people bring them over and then I just kind of scams. Whoa, what is that ranch water, hard spicy hard celtzer? That's it.

Yeah, ranch water. What the fuck does it taste like? Uh, it tastes like a white claw. Huh. Just tastes like malt liquor. I'll be damned. Yeah. Cause I fucked up and got these red IPAs.

Cause the hand, it looked like the hand in Zelda. Right. I didn't read what it was. I just saw that. What and got these red IPAs, cause the hand looked like the hand in Zelda. Right. I didn't read what it was. I just saw the hands. What is it? Red IPAs? I hate that.

What's a red IPA? It's like that. It's got that bark. I can't describe the taste. It's like not a sweet apple cider, but it's thick. And there's a whole world of like beer and just, you know, fermented beverages that I've missed out on. Yeah.

It's never too late to take up drinking again. So like it really, it's a hurricane. Well, you know, anything beverages that I've missed out on. Yeah. It's never too late to take up drinking again. So like it's a hurricane. Well, you know, anything goes in a hurricane. That's like, you know, it's always there. Yeah. It's always there, you know, if I get that, if I get that curious, because frankly, they do look good.

You know, a lot of your life's pretty good right now. If it were to get much worse, then it's always, you always want to have one in the tank, you know. I mean, it then it's always, you always wanna have one in the tank. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know. You can pull it out in an orange. You reserve the right to change your mind and then change it again and change it again. Mm.

Mm. Uh, I saw him two was out. It is, okay. I gotta get you a copy to read. Yeah, yeah. I do want to, I wanna review it. Definitely. Ooh, it's a doozy.

You read it. I read it. Wow. It was hard. Was it? It was hard to get through. Okay. Yeah, tell me if you have thatzy. You read it. I read it. Wow. It was hard. Was it? It was hard to get through. Okay. Yeah, tell me if you have that experience.

Okay. Good. The guy Darren has a magical gun that kills superheroes. Oh, he does. Yeah, it's not really explained why this gun is needed or if it's all superheroes that you need it for, it's just a magic gun that he has. Gotcha. It's kind of odd, I guess.

That's why he's the, are they trying to make him like a, you know, he's like the big corrupt gangster in town? Is he like, what's the, what the fuck's it in? Kingpin. Kingpin, that's what I'm trying to make him a kingpin. That's kind of what it seemed like. Kingpin had no magical gun that shoots Spider-Man or something like that.

No, he was just huge and just destroyed people, didn't he? I mean, he's like a, like a, like a, like a schemer. Yeah. Like a mafia guy. Yeah. Not a magical gun having guy. Right. That's a little bit weird.

I'll give it to you. You can, give you a review of it. You know. And then no more isomber. One day, all this isom stuff's gonna be gone. I wish we made fun of it more. You know, no more I so how many it's gonna keep going, right? I mean, how many how many how long can you sell $100 comic books to retarded people? Well, I don't think forever. Is there like it was there a subscription? Is there like does does he have an in game

in other words like was it like you for the whole series to be pay me now? Like, that's gonna be the end game is make shitty comics forever and just keep sell find bigger and bigger pools of retarded people. So get the yeah, it's like as long as we double the, the amount of people who are interested in a comic written by a first time writer who's not any good and drawn by someone who doesn't really care about it. As long as we get increased the size of that, I don't think that's going to happen though. No, look, look at this shit. Uh, um, my dog's diet is not going well. She looks like she's losing weight or has been.

That's what we thought too, but then she's throwing up all night. You know, that's the greatest sound in the world. Your dog throwing up at night. Yeah, some of them clean it up though too. She doesn't. Yeah, most labs would just eat it afterwards, but she will not eat puke no matter what. Some of them will clean up other dogs for them.

I know. I didn't get one of those dogs. Yeah. You know, the, oh, come on. I'm not going to get to the, there's no way, I'm timing the contractions right now. There's no way I'm going to get to the door in time. So just throw up. Just a little in the night.

Yeah. A little the night. I don't want to wake up too much because then I'm up for good. She got new food or something? I don't know. I don't know what it was. She just threw it up for days. She started up for days.

So me, I would just let it go. You know, it's not a death store. But the misses, I got to take her to the vet. If she's throwing up, you know, regularly. She's still eating, you know, regularly. Steeating though. Yeah. So, appetite is good. Appetites there.

All right, finger on the red. Nothing new, no new treat she's been getting, no food change. No, my parents dog was staying with it, so I think that might have upset her stomach. Or she ate a bunch of rotten apples and I was lighting the grill on fire, I don't know. Oh.

So they go to the vet and she calls, she's got, I got bad news and bad news. What do you want? Well, give me the bad news. She only lost a pound. No, put her on the scale and she's 71 pounds. What? She was never heavier than that.

She was 72 pounds. That's it? Yeah, like a month ago when the doctor knows that I really thought, I thought, I thought she had lost weight. Apparently not. Wow. My girlfriend thought the scale was busted, so she secretly waited when the doctor left

the room and it was vet left the room and it was the same. Yeah. She's just a quantity of food, I guess. I mean, she goes in the worst news is you're never going to believe the bill. Oh, you'd be surprised. Yeah. I have a very, I have a big imagination. What did they, did they run a bunch of tests? Oh, everything.

We got X-ray, the pancreas, X-ray, the stool, get a stool test, fecal, sand. Yeah, well. So next time we're just letting her work it out on her own. Yeah, closer to death's door. Actually, you actually got to start knocking next time we're just letting her work it out on her own closer to death's door. Actually, you actually got to start knocking next time. Yeah. Oh, this is, I've got some sad news here. Chris, the Kiwi has been suspended for hate speech.

Suspended from Twitter. Yeah. Did not really, I mean, look at, let me try to find the inciting, the incitement of this. Okay. Here is a, that's pretty funny. Mm. Oh, yeah, not yet.

I think it's, I think it's this guy, though. Drew Pavlov. Somebody a Wagner lover? Does that mean Nazi? No actually, actually, Wagner's fighting the Nazis. If you want to, is that what you don't believe everything the US government says at all times? Yeah. So, so there's our buddy, there's our man, there's our man down under Christopher McCarty.

He was photographed, this was brought to my attention by somebody else. So somebody was following this person who is, he's some kind of politician in Australia, Drew Pavlov, Aussie human rights activist fighting totalitarian regimes, anti, I don't know, he's running for something, I don't know. He's a politician in Australia. I was talking about the composer. Oh, no, I didn't read that. I saw the second word.

I went, I was talking about the, I always think of the Kirby enthusiast, and it's like Wagner was Hitler's favorite composer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a different Wagner. Yeah. This is the, this is the guy that launched a mutiny on Putin, I think, the Wagner group. Oh, he's the one that turned to tanks around

and said we're overthrowing Moscow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everybody's like, hold this hurricane, could, Hillary, who's like a for real coup in Russia? Well, Putin's like, hold this hurricane, could Hillary, who's like, for real coup in Russia? Well, Putin's like, we, I know where all your families live. They're like, okay, never mind.

Never mind. Yeah. Which is, I could have told you that in fucking day, what it's like, what do you think he doesn't know everything? Like, it's a, what kind of stupid shit was this? I mean, just let him all off the hook. You know what? All this fuss and infusion, let's just,

let's have a unified country. What about the magma? What about the fur now? Well, that's better than our guys got. Right. Walking around the capital jail for years. Like, what the fuck? You're telling me they walked in there with an army and they all just got to go home?

Yeah. Well, that would be nice. So here's Chris the Kiwi on public transit. Smiling like he is, um, molesting a, both a pet and a child at the same time. I could not have said it better myself. You said exactly what I was thinking. I said, look at that smile.

That is a, that is a, I don't take a picture of this guy. Pedophile smile, you know, cubed. Uh, this guy says, what is he saying? Come on, come on, come on. He says, this bloke was wearing a Wagner t-shirt on Brisbane, Brisbane public transport today. Wagner is infamous for murdering prisoners and defectors with sledgehammers. X Vognor fighters have testified to executing Ukrainian children.

It should be viewed the same as an ISIS or a Nazi shirt. Here he is smiling wearing his Nazi shirt. You should be able to take a look at that guy and go, he ain't right. He ain't right. He can't even read that. So that's what we've been saying. We've been harassing all these people going, you guys are making fun of someone with a disability. Yeah. He has AST and it's shameful. We're basically, we've all become Christ the Kiwi with his nonsense. He knows how to

fucking, he knows how to play the victim, Donnie. Uh, so he was making the rounds. Hilarious. Oh, come on, come on, come on. Come on, man. Look at this, look at this mouse. Doesn't work at all. And there's no more hotkeys. This damn thing, this is a work. Damn thing, there, God, come on.

I'm gonna have to get a new battery or something. This frustrating is shit. Maybe this one will work. Maybe the old one will work. You always get a new one because the old one isn't working and then you're like, you have to go back to the old one.

Yeah, like I'll shit the old one. As shitty as it is, it's better than the new one. Oh, this is fantastic. What a load off. Oh, yeah. Save the show. I get a lot of stuff here. Stuff about Hawaii.

I was on a panel show at Cerca. Really? Yeah. But that was fun. It was fun. Oh, yeah, I'll bet. I'll bet it was wild. It was wild.

Oh, he's really out there. It was about the I'll yell that. I'll bet it was wild. It was wild. He's really out there. It was about the red pill. Yeah. Cause these red pill guys are just like, all they do is talk about how to best appeal to women. Yeah. Yeah. So bizarre.

Well, you know, what women want is a guy who will get in a knife fight with them at the drop of a hat and stab someone who's going to rape them. Like, I don't think that's what I thought a knife fight with the woman. No, with another guy who will get a knife fight with that. Imaginary assailants. Right. Like, they're, you know, like, Simon the tender swindlers coming at them. And what you should be doing is like, hey, look in the side pocket, there's a keys to

a fucking Lexus in there. Yeah. It's got to ignore them. Right. Right. Right? What do women want? Who cares? You know?

Women know women, they hate women. So what am I? What am I gonna waste a bunch of time figuring it out? Mm. But it was fun. Zerker called somebody, he called this guy, a, he told him he looked like a pedophile and also the child that the pedophile was molesting.

Oh. He had like a mustache and a cardigan. It's kind of a child's old enough to grow a mustache. I don't know, but he did. He was right. So now he was right when he pointed it out. I mean, you know. Here's some good news.

Oh. Yeah. Here's some good news. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Breaking IRS agent, fatally shoots and kills another agent at a Phoenix shooting gun range. What's a shooting range? Phoenix gun range or shooting range. What's a shooting gun range? Phoenix gun range or shooting range. It's a pornography film. Phoenix shooting gun. Lost there. Wait a minute. It's capitalized. It's a prop. Like it's that's what it's called. Phoenix shooting. Phoenix gun range. And then lower

case G and then capital R. What the fuck is this? This is just. What the fuck? I saw him too. I can't even read this. They fuck fuck? And I saw him too. I saw him. I can't even read this. They fucked the title up so bad. I saw him goes to hell and fights monkeys. But he goes to hell and fights hell monkeys. Really? You didn't think the story was going there.

No. In the second episode. I had grounded procedural story about a guy coming out of retirement to like find a missing girl. He also goes to hell and fights Hellmonkeys for no reason. I can busy. I hope his suit held up. It did. Right now, law enforcement, emergency crews are on the scene after an IRS agent lost their life due to an inadvertent shooting by another agent. I was accidental. I always think it's on purpose, you know.

It made me think we should, it should be mandatory. Government employees, mandatory carry at work. Just so, you know, if things happen and then we'll sound alarm, safety alarms, every random minutes between five and 10 minutes will sound a safety alarm. Yeah. Where you have just to make sure everyone's alert. Right, right? Right.

Heighten. Hey, let's give these, beware America. We're sending the IRS out and they're going to be armed to the teeth. And then now they're blasting each other at their shooting gun range. Yeah, oh boy. God, that's too bad for you, fucks.

The incident occurred during a routine training exercise at the federal correctional institution. The agent was immediately taken to the hospital. They have training? Yeah, they got all guns. They have training exercises for an IRS agent. That's, yeah, because they're gonna be kicking down the door and just fucking, that's wild.

That's wild. For whatever comes next. That's wild. It's the little things. You gotta stop to enjoy them. Wow, here's another one. So it's been a hot summer. You wanna know how hot?

Pretty hot. It's been pretty hot. Perhaps you're wondering, is it ever been hotter than this? Or has it ever been this hot? Has it been this hot in a hundred years? Perhaps that's something you're wondering. Well, here's the news. So we are living through the hottest summer, not just of our lifetimes for probably the last 100,000 years or so, it bests as we can tell. So we're okay. It's best as we can tell. Like I've I've heard a hundred thousand. I think I remember hotter summers here. Like it only recently just got hot in L.A.

You know, what the fuck with that? We're in a winter. We're in a hundred thousand years. I don't know. There's never been a hotter summer in a hundred thousand years. I don't know. Not during medieval times. Not sure.

There's never been a this. Why was that important? A hundred thousand years. That's how long because we, you, why was that important? 100,000 years. That's how long, because we, you know, because we're only 300,000 years older. So, you know, more or less modern human. This is the hottest summer in human history. Yeah, yeah.

We got to better have more fucking wires that are edible. Terrats are else it's going to get even hotter. I'm just stocking up on old school like AC and ACs and, you know, AC cool and stuff before they call it. Yeah, get to get to Craig and buy all the coolant or just use that in your home. If you use a clever like a fluke on anymore, they'll just they'll keep making it worse. I'm sure. Yeah. So that more inefficient. Yeah, AC works less and less. Yeah, effectively. I had another stat.

Oh, no, I guess not. I don't know where it went. I got lots of stuff here. Oh, yeah, here we go. Here's the global warming graph. This is Here's the global warming graph. This is solar and wind, electricity generation requires, oh yeah, 10 times more mind minerals than buildings. So this is nuclear right down here, the amount of materials that I need to get to the carawatt. And that's, yeah, people don't think about that. That sure is towering above a 10 times more

of all steel, wind, all concrete, which is very, yeah, right, very taxing on resources. Yeah, I know, it's, it's also always funny how cool. How, you know, everybody wants this stuff just not around them. Like what was in Massachusetts where they put all the windmills up or everything, all the residents complained and they took them out

or they stopped using them or whatever, what was like, do you want to stoop? But it's like, yeah, yeah, it's just, I don't want it in convincing me at all in any way, Shaper, nobody actually really wants to put their money where their mouth is. No. Oh, here's speaking of the IRS, Here's a here's a here's a gem from

Elizabeth Warren. In the last few months alone, the IRS collected $38 million from 175 millionaire tax cheats, including one that used the money they should have paid to the government to buy a Mazza Rody. And a Bentley. We should fund the IRS to catch more tax cheats and not make cuts. How many Bentley's do you think we need to take back

to fix our? A lot of, a lot of the tax is not coupled to the spending at all. Right. And it can't be, we can't catch up with it. So what's the point of the tax then? You know, why not just make money and just appeal to the common? Yeah, yeah, fuck them. Fuck them.

Yeah, it's a like, why? Dude, it's, what does it do? We're all so he explained to me why that guy couldn't have another $10 million. It's not that benefit any of us. Well, it's not going to it's not going to help you. It's not at all. Yeah. No, it's oh, we need it. We got to pay down the debt. Why? They just print more. They just keep spending more than we take in. So what's the point and they take from whoever they can and that's us Yeah, it just it really is for no reason just to salt the earth like wow, you know Sure, we could push print all the money, but then you guys would use your money to like better your lives

We don't want that. No, we can't have that so fuck you. We're taking it But everyone loves it. Yeah, I have veto loves it. Sure. Tax these pay their fair share. 38 million dollars. It's a fucking drop. Well, what is that?

How much did that cost? How did that woman die for $38 million? How much fucking, how 38 million dollars? I ain't fucking shit. Right? What for the government? Every couple seconds. You're spending that every couple seconds. You're playing.

We're talking about the IRS got $40 million. Who cares? Nothing. It's fucking nothing. From 175, so 175 unlucky millionaires just got totally fucked for like $200,000. I were the government. We'd like $200,000. Why? Why do you need like $200,000. I would have government, we'd like $200,000. Why? Why do you need my $200,000?

You can't pot, nothing you buy, can this be covered by? This fucked. All right, let me see, I got a trans. Oh man, so I fire up my new printer, right? You get a new printer. Yeah. And it's set on the front of the box.

You got four months of free ink subscription. Oh really? Oh wow, finally, something's going well for me. You know, that's nice of them. Sure. Must be trying to get people over to laser. Yeah, I get somebody, get, make it easy for the consumer. Sign me up for some kind of toner replacement program every couple of months. Yeah, send get somebody, get, make it easy for the consumer. Sign me up for some kind of toner replacement program

every couple of months. Yeah, send it out. It's too much card number. Yeah, I started asking for credit card number. Is it free for months of time? I said, all right, well, that's kind of weird. The asterisk. That's an odd, that's an odd amount of time,

but whatever, maybe that's how often people run out of toner every four months. Okay. I sign up, go there and it says, okay, here are the plans you can get. The basic plan is 25 printed pages per month. And I said, what? 25 pages. What do you mean 25 printed pages for month? And by the way, enter the, go press this button on your printer so we can find it and connect

to it. So I go on the thing, I don't press Bikes, I'm like, that's an odd. Why would it pages matter? Either the toner runs out or it doesn't. So it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it your own printer that you bought from the printer company. My LedgefuckingPainty. That even one person pays for this is too much. Limited to 20. Chances are if I bought a new printer, I probably use it. Yeah, I don't want to be paying per page. That's amazing.

25 pages a month. 25 pages a month. Go away. Oh, wait a minute. That's not, are they saying about that or is it's limited to that? Oh, I'm sure that. I could do that. They know exactly how many pieces of paper have been run through that printer.

God damn. Okay, here's the. You just, you pay, you pay a little more or a lot more and you just get less. Yeah, everything. Everything. You just keep, all the subscriptions it has got to go. you just get less. Yeah, everything. Everything. All the subscripts you're getting. It's got to go. You keep getting less.

It's the same way at fucking at theme parks with the fucking fast pass. They make the premium the new normal. They're doing that at movies now. They do it with that. I know, I know. I know. I think we talked about this,

about the fast pass snack line. They are, they are official. They pull people off of the mass line so that it takes fucking forever so that you have to spend and they have two people to serve half the people and they have one person to serve as the rest of the fucking people. So they just basically fucking strong army into it

if you wanna make your fucking, you know, if you don't wanna stay on the line for 35 fucking minutes. Yeah, fucking cock suckers. Everybody, they're all fucking doing that. And their movie passes, fuck, it's like, you can. Everybody, they're all fucking doing that. It's like you can see three movies a week or something like that. Why the fuck? Why do I want to see three movies a week?

Me and Vito went to see, I was another, me and Vito went to see the blue beetle. Oh, really, that's out. Yeah, it came out. We went to see it early, as early as possible on Thursday. Yeah. And then we immediately come here to the studio, do a review, and then he's like, I gotta edit it, I gotta put in some pictures on it, and then I'll release it. So it's like, okay, how long did that take? This was when?

This was Thursday. Thursday. And it's still not out. Yeah. And this was the opening weekend of the movie. He does a lot of, does he do a lot of work on his videos and stuff? I don't know.

Yeah. It's a review. All right. What do you put like a picture here videos and stuff? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's a review. All right. What do you put like a picture here? Oh yeah, that really, okay. It changed the whole movie. That changed the whole review now that I have that. Huh, has that been harassing him?

Like why did we take, why did we do all this stuff to have it and then just not release it? Yeah. You got to get it out there, man. So harass Vito. Okay, if you have time. Okay. You have time in your day and you wanna do something good.

What was I do? Oh yeah, the trans thing. There's this really funny practical joke that people are doing when it comes to trans stuff. Okay. They made a study that says there's 0% regret for trans surgery.

Well, clearly that can't be true. Somebody regrets everything. Yeah. So yeah, it's a cosmetic, people regret like 60% of cosmetics, of all surgeries. I'm a cosmetic surgery because people are, yeah, even if it's perfect, they're crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Nobody ever, nobody has accurate expectations of whatever surgery they're going in for. Sure. Because the doctor's just in there butchering things up and going, well, I hope it, I hope it fucking goes back together. There was a, there was a study out that said

there's zero regret for trans surgery, which is dominant possible. Of course, all the trans people are like, yes, see? Of course, it's a meta-analysis. Okay, so that's basically a study of studies of which you can cherry-pick data. Those things are notoriously used to push a point. Yeah. Well, it would take some from this study.

We take some from this study. We take some from this study. After all, the trans people had a heyday. They had a new parade about how they, they, none of them, none, not one, regrets cutting their penis off. Somebody does. Somebody does. I promise you, at least one person regrets getting,

they released a correction of the analysis saying that it wasn't, it wasn't 1100 people that got surveyed, it was 10. Okay. Okay, yeah, that's, you know, and that's, how reaction didn't make it quite as far as... How do you fuck that up? Yeah, exactly. How did you miss that?

Nobody thought like, well, that's impossible. Let me see a thousand people, if I'm reading, so they didn't regret getting their dick cut off, let me see it again. Oh, 10, okay, that makes sense. If I'm, you could find 10. If I'm reading a study and I see a double digit number,

I'm instant, like, spider-distance, instantly, tell you. It's like, what do you mean? I don't care. What does a two digit digit number have to do with what you're talking about? Because it's probably way too low. It's way too low. Zero percent. Yeah. Give me a break. I regret everything I've ever done in my life. You tell me,. You tell me there's not one person. I regret things that I'm going to do and not going to do. Mm-hmm. Now one of them was like,

You gotta get out and front of him. I'm not giving it a shot. I don't know, things aren't that much better as it turns out. You know, I would at least think that trans men are regretted because being a man fucking sucks. Hard, everyone hates you. Right. At least that, but.

No, I guess not. They're canceling Judy Garland. Oh yeah, Judy Garland isn't a, isn't quite a, really. The whole thing crashed now? Oh my God. Fucking great. Oh my God. That's just fucking great. This computer's fucked. Yeah, I had a cancelling Judy Garland.

Cause she's doing blackface here. Oh boy. This is from 1939. Different times. So. Look at all of them. Look at all of them. They're all in the same place.

They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. They're all in the same place. This is from 1939. Different times. So look at all of them. Look at all of them in the back.

They're all doing black bays. Judy Garland is doing black bays. It is fucking crazy. Here's the first makeup is a crazy one. Judy Garland over here in Wizard of Oz who got paid less per day than then to then to do the dog I did not know that yeah, so I don't know if like agency it was so she had a lot of I don't know I don't know if they should teenager in the Wizard of Oz yeah yeah and then here's her is a little kid. Here's her is a is also a kid. Yeah in total black face. That is very very black face. That's

That's wild. I don't know why they dredge this up thinking that they're gonna cancel the Wizard of Oz Two movies a year apart same bitch real That's the that's, so then they, what it, I don't know what the goal of this is. This is exactly. Yeah. I don't know. No one's doing black bed. Don't worry about it. She's been dead for fucking decades. Do you not, can you not even look at history? Like we don't, we don't do that anymore. Like this, this not cool. Like that, it wasn't the worst thing happening to black people in 1939. No, I got to,

I got to head news for you. It wasn't here or good news for you, I guess. Oh yeah. I, what other work stuff was happening. I just, I don't really see the point. Other than to look at it from like a historical perspective. It's honestly just like, so like if you, if you, if you let your kids watch the Wizard of Oz

as all fucking kids do, growing up, if you're supporting Blackface. Is that what you're, yeah, I mean, is that, I mean, that's not, I'm sure that's, somebody's gone there. I have to have some fun. Get the read, get the read. Oh, there's all of them

It's a big holiday I wasn't heard by a dialect needs work. Yeah Yeah, there's not a good beat look at these guys all dressed up to black face You imagine getting all dressed up. Hey think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing.

I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. I think the world's the most beautiful thing. dancing around. The whole movie looks pretty good. Judy Garland. Oh, good luck, Judy.

Um, you know what, you'll be, it's, well, I'm very jealous of the dead in this day and age. You know, it's, you think she ever thought, oh, man, I hope this doesn't offend anyone. Well, this doesn't come back to, this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass. Yeah, I mean, you know, Mickey Rooney didn't die that long ago and he played, you know, the Japanese photographer and the Frenchman's 1960 something, right? You know, and he was even at the end of his life.

He was like, all the agents I talked to loved it, you know? Really loved it. I mean, he did that monologue in film school. Did he? Yeah, he's Japanese. Yeah. Yeah. It's just funny. It's like he died a little bit before total cancel culture, but you know, I'm just I'm wondering who's alive to from that era, like really like old Hollywood, you know, who's who lived to be canceled. There's not very much.

And that place in that movie, that movie, the breakfast of Tiffany's, it's like a, this intense tear jerker, like emotional movie. And then there's this insane racist Japanese here. Like he doesn't play it as a real, it's like Rob Schneider, right? Character. Completely. Uh, here's a, here's some more good news. This fat woman, uh, a stranger things fan had her life turned upside down after being

catfished by a scammer claiming to be Dacre Mont Gummary, one of the sexy men from stranger things. I know who else. He's the older brother of the red headed girl. Yeah. Uh, the single mother says she left her husband for the scammer after meeting on an online forum and even sent him nearly $10,000. So this woman with cabbage patch dimples in her elbows where the the fibrous tissue is

streaming to the shirt. Hold her skin to the bone. Thought that this gentleman over here, this Hollywood honk was asking for 10 large asking for her dainty hoof and marriage. What how did this woman, how was she was gassed up by Jeff and Nike and and and blizzzo and big fat women to think that this was ever gonna happen, you know? PSA, hey fatso's, the guy you're talking to

is not a sexy or a hunk. I do do do do. Hey, hey, Tubo. It's part of me that I'll always feel bad for people like that because they're so that's Look at her look at the size of her. They're so desperate to they're so desperate to believe that their their life can be better that somebody K. It's like it's literally she could she has to stop eating Yeah, she got she's fucked up. She's fucked up People who people who fall for that shit shit are fucked up. She left her husband.

It's different, it's different than getting scammed in a different way. That's a complete appeal to an emotionally damaged person. It's like, what if you're the husband? What the, you see in this news headline? Yeah, what a fucking idiot. I mean, I wouldn't be claiming to be her husband if I was the husband.

I mean, it reflects on you, too, dude. Is this the best picture they could get of her? Look at like a two stone, like a Billy. Yes, two stone. With her head coming out the front, like the guys in fifth element at the beginning. Yeah. Remember those guys?

Yeah, I do. You do? Let me pull up a picture. Fifth element, aliens beginning. Yeah. It's a look alike. What do you think? My God, that's, that's a look alike.

That's a pretty good pull. You just made that. This looks like the average American woman, I would say. Oh, boy. Don't you think? Yeah, they're starting to look more and more ninja-turtally. Yeah, look at that.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oof. Yeah, pretty close, pretty close. All right. I just not eat nothing even went off in her head when he needed money. Because of 10 grand, nice round number. Yeah, like that was a now. It's pretty fucking estimates. Yeah, pretty popular series. I mean, I would imagine, especially, you know, after the first, I would imagine that people were renegotiating. Yeah.

I mean, I'm pretty sure. We'll see, in the next one though, could he die, didn't he? And did he die in the very first season or was it the second season? I don't even know. I can't remember why he's in the room. I don't know what happened.

The first season was good and everything else sucked. I didn't, you know, I didn't hate all the other seasons. You did? No, not really. Not even the Russia one where the first season was. Who for dies and not even the one in Russia where they go to Russian prison. Oh, I mean, that's started to hurt Galmin or whatever is doing the dumbest, right? Right, right. Well, they, yeah, not as, no, yeah, doing the dumbest right, right, right, right. Oh, he's a double. Yeah, yeah. No, definitely, definitely several steps down. Yeah. Here's Kid Rock drinking a Bud Light. Oh, boy.

Yeah. Couldn't even, the man who started the whole gay beer. Right. Couldn't even put it down. Couldn't even, he just had to have that tasty piss a Bud Light. Yeah. Couldn't stick put it down. Yeah, couldn't even he just had to have that tasty piss. Yeah, but like, yeah, couldn't stick to it. Kid. Oh, what is that? What does that mean for the rest of us, Sean?

If kid rock can't the fucking white card, the white trash appropriator himself, you know, like he's had a totally normal fucking, like upbringing, like he's not. I didn't. Didn't come to a trailer park or real. I fucking have no idea, but yeah, there's no fucking hard luck story there. God, one of these days conservatives are gonna boycott

like the police or something. Something good, right? Why not just see that? Cause all they do is they're just defined by what they buy or don't buy. And every single time, like, look at that guys, we all bought that thing together. Guys, we all downloaded that song. Get ready for the next movie or song or some kind of anti gay loafers that we're going to be wearing.

Yeah. We had a lead. That's what we're doing. Cool. Go swimming with them. You guys swimming with them, string straight to the bottom. Yeah.

We had to have that bud light. Look at that. Look at that. What a traitor. Damn it. Should at least brought a fucking like paper bag to drink that out of. Yeah.

Where is he? Is he at a, he's at a gay bar. I guess. No, he's cutting off. He's at a penis cutting off a gay bar. I guess. He's cutting off, he's at a penis cutting off convention. Obviously. For out. He's at a grooming festival.

Raping kids. Roof. Mm-hmm. Sucks to see. Cause he was a cool guy. Oh, here's, here's an interesting mystery. You like mysteries, right? Depends what it is.

Okay, this is not from a goofball right wing place. Says, more young Americans are dying. And it's not COVID. I don't know if you were thinking that it was COVID, just wiping young people out and on mass. Why aren't we searching for answers? Well, that's a good question. Without a thorough and collaborative exploration, we can't know what's killing us or how to stop it. Okay. Life insurance actuaries are reporting that many more people are dying still than in the years before the pandemic. And while death stirring COVID had largely occurred

among the old and infirmed, this new wave is hitting the prime of life hard. No one knows what's driving the phenomenon well there's an inexplicable lack of urgency to find out we want to think you're allowed to don't care for this yeah pretty sure this gets your youtube account ban for a concerted investigation is ordered yeah we'll get right on top of that sure sure death among young americans documented an employee life insurance claims. Last quarter. She set off alarms. 34, a stunning 34% more died than expected.

In the last quarter of 2022. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. A third more? Well, here's the thing. Remember if the numbers are smaller to start with, you know what I mean?

You know what I'm saying? Like, the percentage will be bigger. You know what I'm saying? Like the percentage will be bigger. You know what I'm saying? Like if it's, you know, if 10 people were expected to die and then 15 people die, I'm just saying for, you know, for just like, just people, people have always died the same. But at one time, what I'm saying is,

so any increase is like, what the fuck? What have I been saying? Like it's a small, you expect more old people to die COVID or not, you know, than you do young people. Yes, but I wouldn't expect the percentage to change. I wouldn't expect the amount to change compared to last year. Like old people are gonna die the same no matter what. Yeah, okay.

Sure, and fast, if you can. If you can. Yeah, if you can come where you can say, if you can kind of say like, well, what's the percentage like the fluctuation? Yeah, like it's fluctuated all not not a lot same amount of deaths every year for every age group Probably something crazy happens like yeah, they legalize crack or something. I would say oh wow that makes sense that makes sense Um, I just can't imagine what it could what could have changed where all these young people are somehow, where's my money?

Dying. This 19%, let's see, from 2020 to 2022, there were more excess deaths proportionally among white collar than blue collar workers. Blue collar workers, just too busy. Too busy to die. Too busy to think about it. Yeah.

Gosh, we really need an investigation. There was an extreme and sudden increase in worker mortality in the fall of 2021. Yeah. Okay. I guess, I mean, it's not the vaccine. Obviously. It's got to be. What else could it be? Maybe I think that I's not the vaccine. Obviously. It's got to be what else could it be?

Maybe I think that I will have to see. You have to know white movie where the woman is talking about feminism. Do you think that maybe is causing this? I mean, I wouldn't doubt we'll see. Now, I've read more Marvel movies. Suicide statistics and stuff. They really don't know the numbers until about three years after the year that they're talking about. Oh, it's two to three years after is year that they're talking about.

It's two to three years after is when they kind of nailed down. So it's like, and it's not only happening in the US, it's also the UK. Huh, sure. I wonder if it's happening in Sweden. Yeah, I'm sure that... And Australia. Yeah.

I don't know, man, that's pretty, maybe young people aren't getting cancers green because of COVID COVID. So I'm happens gotta be some happen with COVID Now a bunch of people are dying. I don't know this guy's dead Yeah, maybe it's just the typo Nothing to worry about yeah, I don't know Here's a interesting. Here's something. Nobody wants to find, nobody wants to find those answers.

It's fun. Yeah, because they killed everyone. There's one of them, who killed everyone? The government. What are you, oh yeah, you're right. Whether they killed them by locking everybody up or they killed them by injecting them with shit that didn't get tested, they did it.

California spent 20 billion on homelessness. Oh, yeah, remember we talked about this? They put homeless people in hotels and told them not to rape anyone. Oh, yeah. Well, I know. They did it for the one of the big old LA hotels downtown. Mm-hmm. The LA grand, I think, or... Well, it turns out that the homeless people messed it all up. Oh, no. It was... No, it's crazy. It was crazy. It's actually, I was kind of tuned in to this like from the, it was, it became, it skid row, it just moved indoors. It's the, they told all the hotels they had to report their vacancy every night. Yeah. To see how many homeless people they could cram in there. Yeah.

I think they had to tell them how many women were not being raped too, so they could balance the numbers out. This didn't leave to permanent project room key aimed to magically solve the problem by putting the homeless in hotels. Well, that's not magic. I mean, that's... No. All they did was try to get them out of sight of the public.

Yeah. That's not a good idea. Because homelessness, why are they homeless? Because they have their crazy... Again, right? They're driving out. They're driving out. We don't want to do it. We don't want to deal with any of that. Just get them out where we don't have to fucking see them anymore. Yeah. That's the stance.

This didn't lead to permanent housing, but it did wreak havoc on the hotels. Oh, yeah. I've heard it's crazy. The Mayfield in LA suffered 12 million in damages that the city had to pay for. Uh-huh, sure. Broken windows, broken TV, broken countertops. Oh, fuck, did they break a granite countertop? The homeless. What did they use? What did it get? Industrialists.

Yeah, I mean, they're- They're- They're work, breaking rocks, dedicated. Not a son. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They spray painted a shower. Where there's a will. Yeah, spray painted, oh no. That's not for you.

I wouldn't put that in there with it. It makes it look like nothing. And a carpet smeared feces around a doorway. So you've got to lead with that. And if roommate 01, so don't nobody stay in roommate 01. That's the feces room. Yeah. You think that was like, Hey, Nicole, they didn't leave a tip for the maid.

Yeah, that's bad. Do you think they thought it was like Moses? Yeah, right. The lamp's shut on the monster's gonna come. House over. Shit, Christ is gonna come and kill our. The LA Times described items like vases being hurled from windows.

Open air drug use discarded hypodermic needles. Yeah. Anti-social behavior. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be shocked if the homeless people were not exhibiting anti social behavior. That would be weird. Like they were in Greece playing chess, reading books.

Yeah. I love some of that. Like you can find that in like you can find that in New York City and stuff like that. You can probably find it here. Yeah. Project Room Key is incredibly expensive. So they paid 12 million bucks to how's how many homeless? You're only like 10.

The problem is you're not changing the people or treating the people or doing anything like that. So wherever you put them, wherever you put them is going to result in that. Yeah. That's it. Put them in the ground. That's it.

I think people regular people sit back and think it's like, oh, they just need a roof over their heads. No. No, that's not, oops, sorry. They're gonna live, they're gonna live maybe a little bit longer with a roof over their heads being just as fucked up. Yeah. Let's see.

Transwomen. It's all you've done. Transwomen banned from playing chess. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Why would they do that? Uh-oh. Transgender women will be banned

from competing in top level female chess tournaments. What did they have in mind? Well, the games governing body abducates whether they have an unfair advantage. Ooh. Yeah, let's abdicate that. Sean, why don't you and I get together and abdicate? Because as a former man, they may have been encouraged

to develop chess skills where maybe women, they've, like, hey, no, no, that's, they, yeah. Of course, they have a time advantage. And they've been in a more competitive field, playing as men for most of their lives. So they've honed skills in a way that women can't because men are sex system won't play against them. Yeah, that makes sense.

I don't know. Good abdicating. Right off the top of my head. I can't read the article of course. God damn it. God damn it. Yeah. Hmm.

What are the, are the trans women bad out of shape about that? I guess they would be, right? The trans women, I want to get in there and dominate. Yeah. I got my, my dick's all healed up. I got to get in there and fucking destroy these broads. Some chess. The game's covering about it. It's, it's funny's funny stuff. I always, these are my favorite

kind of stories. They really are because it's like, you're not allowed to say that. You're not allowed to say there's a difference. Chess is going to be the only one that actually doesn't let them play. Like every other story, there's not many people can count on chess. 10 minutes on estrogen and they're basically the exact same as women. So there's no, as the woman's like getting her head torn open. Right. Ches will be the only one.

Powerlifting. Yeah, a lot of course, that's fine. Yeah. Wow, it's women. Right. Sprinting. Right. Yeah, sure.

Arm wrestling. Yeah, yeah, trans women. Yeah, sure. Get them in there. Ches. I think they might have an advantage. Why, that's the most insulting one. Right. Right. Exactly. Exactly. That's the only one that it's not obvious. Yeah. Like every other one parallel, no, look at the fucking lady, she's way too big. Yeah. Now, Chess, like, oh, maybe, yeah, no. Absolutely not, we're not doing that. Yeah.

Cause people that appreciate competitive Chess are not retards. So we're not just, we're not gonna have a bunch of, what the fuck was that? I don't know. How much do you think a wedding is in California? Average wedding. Oh, I mean, it's probably, it's five figures I would think. Yeah, but how five figures?

I don't know. Take a shot in the dark. You think it's above or 15 grand? 15 grand? I don't know. I don't know. Let's see. I'm just pulling that out of my ass. No idea. Let's see here. Oh my God. How the fuck can people spend that? It looks like they got some wrong. Thank God for community notes. Probably. California is 37,000. Jesus. Really? $37,000. That's fucking why the average wedding? How the why you that's wrong with people.

It's the 37,000 out for a party. It's fantasy. God damn. New Jersey 50 New Jersey's the most at 51,000. Massachusetts 46,000. I mean keep in mind half of these, are people with that disposable income? 46,000 in your work. Washington DC, well, you know those,

because it's probably not, it's probably people who work in DC spending that amount of money. Yeah. People live in DC or not rich, but the average cost, fucking yeah, it's crazy. Um, the lowest is Idaho at 19,000.

Are you fucking kidding me, dude? Every wedding is costing this much money. That's insane. They just put the Dakotas together. God, that's so fucking women getting gasped up and to just blow in money that they don't have and don't care about. We'll make it all back in like in presence.

So it's really, it's an investment, please. God, fuck you. I'm shocked that the lowest are coming out, you know, I don't know where this is from, but I mean, I have no reason to think that it's like money.com, that it's wildly fucking offers, something that, yeah, the venue cost a man. Like some man.

My guess was basically the lowest in the country. Yeah, basically, like That's fucking crazy. Yeah. Live band, fore-grand, DJ, florist, videographer. What a stupid thing. Favours. Oh, like party favors. Yeah, shitty bottles of champagne.

That have your dumb picture on them. Jesus. What a fucking... What a racket. What a waste. Yeah, I mean, just total waste. The you know that like the the mafia Has it right you just given given envelope You know what I mean like everybody needs money. Yeah like the VFW. Yeah do all these flowers and shit

I see that I have one more remember Remember that flash mob that Nordstrom's where you're stealing those bags? Yes, I do. They caught them and released them. They caught criminals that did it. And released them. Same day. Really?

Yeah, they're out. They released them just because they were like, why, because the shit was already gone? I don't know. Caught them and then it couldn't prove. That'd be funny, I guess. Sure. Fuck it.

Cool. No one really cares sure. Fuck it. Cool. No one really cares about those handbags. No. Here's a... Some stuff about fat. And... Just a little mini fat, wow. A day in fat news.

Uh, what does this say here? According to the... Yeah, okay. Okay, okay. This is important. One in three men and one in four women, more than one in three men and more than one in four women are overweight. Okay. But the percentage of women who that have severe obesity is 11%. and a percentage of men who have severe obesity is 7%. Right. So, so they're overweight is like, they would probably describe both you and I as being overweight. Me definitely. Yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty, I'm pretty much where I'm supposed to be, I think.

Normal healthy men have a body fat percentage of 15 to 20% while healthy women are 25 to 30%. I haven't checked in a while, but I'm definitely within that range. So 25% body fat is obesity for men, which means like 40% body fat above 30, above 30 for women. So even then, let's do it with 12% of women are severely obese and 7% of men are, that's double. So there's double severely obese women are twice as fat. Yeah. Because no one cares about that middle area. Yeah. I mean, that's what it's like

sort of fat. You can work on it a little bit. Drop some weight. It's like, that's like 70s fat. 80s fat. That's fine., that's like seven years fat. Eighties fat is fine. This is a, that kind of. That kind of. The Lennie and fat kind of see, it seems like what I kind of notice walking around. You know, in a state where, you know, California, people, it is a lot more looks based than some states. So, you know, I mean, as I think there's probably more women trying here than in

a lot of other places, but they can't cover it up. Not all of them, but Green Bay Packers jerseys and stuff. Okay, here let's get some comments. Dave Swigger, damn dick, you're always talking about how people need to focus on what the power that be are doing to our money. And then a guy writes a song that's ninety percent pertaining to what the political class is doing to our money you sound like you're shit talking that song when he very well might be refocusing people to that instead of worrying about who's cutting who's dicks off with the wrong who's in the second part there's no pleasing the internet, dad, I guess. Well, that's true.

There's no pleasing the internet, dad. No, I'm not. But like I said, I understand why people are like, with the sentiment. Yeah, was I negative about that stupid gay song? Yeah, I mean, by the time I get it. Yeah, but it's fine. Wasn't necessarily your most negative review

of anything ever. I don't like that. I was sent that song by multiple people. That's what you did. It annoys me that someone got excited enough about something descended to me. Like, what am I, that's what, it's some dumb song. What am I supposed to do, ship myself? That's why there's no pleasing the internet.

No, there's no war. No, this is so fucking amazing, man. Yeah. But now we're bonding about a fucking song that a guy wrote about how Epstein couldn't kill himself. Oh, fucking great. Yeah. I have, I only, I've heard it exactly as much of that song is what you played on the

last. It gets fun here. So does it? Yeah, we could, we could listen to it at the end of the show. Oh, I mean, we don't have to. I'm just saying, from what I heard, it was talking about, let's talk about the money, like your shits. We're all getting more and more fucked and like,

what do you, you know. So like if I go back in time and like, and my friends are saying like, who you gotta listen to Bob Dylan, man, he really gets us. He's, you gotta listen, he's really speaking truth to power. And I'm like, I'm gonna give a fuck about Bob Dylan. Yeah. He's probably just doing it like to make money.

What do you guys are just going to go get high and listen to music and talk about and talk about how important it is that you're listening to fucking music. Yeah, sure. That's where I'm the bad guy again. Yeah, because that happened. Right. All of our parents are doing that shit. Yeah. Are you guys getting high again? Listen to music again. Yeah. You're really fighting that you're really fucking waging war against the fucking gut regime man. Yeah. Well, when you when you can't afford music or you're something, you know, like it's got to get a lot worse. January 6th, I said I get a lot worse. Awesome. Get them. God, and not even it's not gonna do anything, but I liked that they're afraid.

Some fucking song. I don't give a shit about a song. I listen to the song. I don't care. I don't think those people have enough fear in their in their fucking lives. They're. Song. I, I, I, Listen to the song. I don't care. I don't think those people have enough fear in their, in their fucking lives. They're just too, they're too isolated and you think they're afraid that you're listening to some song? No. No. Do you think this is the first, unless you're, unless you're Nixon, you know, unless you're

like a severely paranoid person like that, like that. You think this is the first hillbilly that picked up a resonator and wrote a song about how, right? Yeah, sure. You got 16 tons and what, oh, Dick, you gotta listen to this song. It's about how you work 16 tons. Or, yeah.

And you're deeper in debt. 16 tons, or this is a matter of time. And what do you get? Yeah. Deep number and time, it's really fucking. Yeah. You can't even afford your soul. Don't you get it?

Because you, because you, the company store owns it. Right. It's incredible. You gotta listen to this fucking song. Yeah. They're shaking. They're shaking.

They're listening to this song about being deeper and debt. We're coming together. Don't worry. There's gonna be an inflection point, okay? Anybody who works for, they can't afford that song. Trump's going to prison and everybody who supported him is going to prison.

Yes, that's true. And they're never gonna look into why young people are dying so much, but look, you gotta listen to this song, man. If we all get together and sing this song together, the essence of our vibe will just overpower them. Yeah. No. Yeah. Not the way it works, it's just a fucking song. Yeah. No. Yeah. Not the way it works.

It's just a fucking song. Sadly not. I'm glad that you enjoy the song. Yeah. Great. Singing at your fucking Keynes and Yeare. You don't sound glad. You don't sound glad there if you're enjoying this song.

It was a good song. I love how you're the first time. You're the most offended that everybody sent it to you. Like, because you're like, don't tell me what's good. Yeah. Tell me what I'm going to think is good. Yes. Exactly.

I know. I know. Oh, you should meet Zonso. You'd really love you guys are going to be good friends. You're the same. Don't ever introduce me to you. Actually, I don't want to talk to you anymore. Never again.

Get away from me. Yeah. That's hilarious. You'd love, how about you introduce to a punch in the mouth. I'm sorry that I didn't fucking go bananas over your fucking song. Yeah, yeah. Do you got to check this song out? It's about getting retarded in here.

You can see it's saying like the man, you know, you got to check this song. It's called American Idiot. Green Day's really got it down and all we got to do is listen to this song, get it? Matt Walls, she's promoting the song, Ben Shapiro's, promoting the song. Look, if you get together on this and promote it, it's really gonna be huge.

See, it's all about getting back to the roots. It's all about getting back to the common, so you're still not in? No. Damn. I don't, what am I supposed to say to that? Goddamn song. I don't know.

Wow. I, you know, I don't know. And he uses a Kpo2? Oh man. Well, I mean, I just learned how to, well, I mean, I, I, I appreciate it, you know, putting it in the key that the singer can, can sing in and. Yeah, yeah. But I appreciate it, you know, putting it in the key that the singer can sing in. And if you're doing nothing but bar chords or a bitch and doesn't sound that great on acoustic guitar, if you play nothing but bar chords.

So you know, listen to this song, it's about how women are the devil in disguise. There's a lot of, there's a lot of, there's a lot of, there's a lot of those songs. There's a lot of those songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like an angel. Talk like an angel. Actually, you're the devil. Right. Uh, I wouldn't amusing song. The part about minors being trafficked on Epstein Island was a little jarring. I don't want to think about kids being raped. We didn't hear that part when we played it. Did we?

No. I just don't like that it's, that's kind of a hard left. You can see that all these people are just promoting endlessly shit for you to be upset about. Well, yeah. Well, 100%. 100%. That's the, not caring is the secretive life.

Somebody sells you something because you only have so much energy to go around. And these dogs, they're starting to, don't care, get it away from me. Look at these kids, they're getting away, I don't care, get it away from me. This guy's burning to death, look at that, I don't care, get away. Look at this song, it's about how you get it away from me.

I don't care. I have something to do. You can only care about so much and be like an effective person in your daily life. So people go like, there's a hurricane, kind of you can't do it for me, I don't care. So you just want to be ignorant. It's like, it's a self preservation move. Like you can't care about everything. You will not, you'll have no time for yourself.

If all you do is, it's, I know people like this. It's exhausting. It's exhausting. I have to stop them from fucking putting it all on me. That's, yeah. Look, look, like, that's, I can't care about that. You can't care about everything. I'm trying to care about tables. I'm trying to make things happen for me, which is all anybody can do. And I'm not doing very well at that, okay? I can't care about this right now.

Remember as much as you like. As you would hope. Body positivity. This guy, this guy sent this to me once his name. Let me see. Farnis. Does he have a song? Does he have a capo more like it's entertaining? All right. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What an entertaining song. Well, you know, really, it's about, it's about a cultural, but no, it's not. I mean, I got getting high listening to music. Obviously, people identify with it. Or, you know, it is, it hits them. I mean, I get getting high listening to music. Obviously people identify with it,

or it hits them. I'm not gonna shit on that, but you know, to your point, what is it gonna change? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's just kind of what. Our fucking parents didn't change anything. Well, they did for the worst.

They made it worse. Right. Because they're so amped up with this music and drugs. Well, then they, they're like, well, we don't have to think about anything. Let's just do it. Well, then, well, I mean, unfortunately, they turned into the, you know, like the generation that said don't trust anyone over 30

became the fucking worst film in modern fucking Scott. Yeah. Modern fucking times. Ha ha ha. You guys are always complaining, but you're actually, your home ownership is only slightly below ours. It should be way higher. Do you guys not, every time I see one of those graphs about how much money a generation is making,

it goes down a little bit every time. And they're like, well, it's almost, if you guys weren't spending so much money on liquor, it's bubble gum. Starbucks. That's fucking the reason why the reason why you could make $120,000 a year and you can't afford a shit hole in Van Nies. Yeah, that's the reason it's fucking Starbucks. Okay. That's the reason why every single thing I own in my entire house has made in China on it because I go to Starbucks too much. Right. Is that why? too much. Is that why, is that why everyone under 115 IQ as such a hard time making money in the US right now?

Because of Starbucks. Is that why, now for intelligence is eking out and a fucking existence? Because you guys made it impossible for companies not to buy up all the homes in the country. Is that why, did Starbucks do that? God, yeah, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you, fuck you.

If you didn't go to Starbucks so much and listen to Netflix all the time and have a hundred dollar haircuts, then you'd have a house. The generation that was fuck. A house at eight percent. That was given everything. Fucking turnkey, fucking business.

Walk right in. Body positivity is for women, not lazy white guys with tadbods. Oh, why's it got to be white? You bitch. Well, because maybe because, uh, you know, I don't know other other ethnicities don't have the time to just sing a lot white guys. That's what she says, you know. A, what's Afro? We support black artists. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd it be an ally? So somebody's gonna have to reinvent something

on this black support. Okay. Like you see, we're gonna start getting tired of like the Netflix blackout every year where Netflix goes to blackface for an entire month. It's like support black. You got to watch the five bluds again this year, right? You got to have like, we got to have support like Chad or Nigeria or something.

Actually, you know what I do? I support the guy, the guys who are telling the US that they're not getting any more uranium anymore and they're doing their own that they're not getting any more uranium anymore and they're doing their own, they're Godophi in round two. Sure. They learned a lot of lessons about getting stabbed in the anus with a bayonet from Godophi. So they're doing it different this time. They're all going to wear protective butt plugs.

Yeah. So Biden or Newsom can't come in and sodomize that with a bayonet. What is this magazine? I don't know. Affro. Is it Aff? It's like Affro, but Affro? That was my thought, but huh. Oh, I don't know.

All right. I don't know. There's the purple. I know. See, Sean, I was looking up here and I was like, why is there no purple on this black, oh, there it is. Is there like a leopard print like further down? Let's see.

Survey says that that that that that that that that that that. Oh, no, not quite. There's a lot of shots. Really, so the black magazine goes out of, goes out of their way to take Latino and make a Latank something that we all fucking hate. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fuckers. Yeah, I don't know anybody. Okay. I don't know anybody who we should invent some words for you. Why not?

You want to invent words for people? Right. For invent some words for you. Body positivity is for women, not lazy white guys with dadbods. There's more to dadbod positivity than meets the eye. Yeah, because we're not as fat as you. That's the stats I just said. Not as severely fat. Severely fat.

You. It's appropriation of body positivity culture created by and for women by the usual suspects. The usual suspects. That's a sense. And sentence was not written by someone who could speak. In a world that is constantly telling us to be thinner, it can be hard to love our bodies just the way they are. Huge fat.

But if we stop seeing our so-called flaws as imperfections and start viewing them as unique features that make us who we are. Oh, but what if? That's the body positivity. That used to be a personality. Oh, yeah. You know what I like, I mean, make us, or unique like quirks and idiosyncrasies that make us who we are, you know, now it's, yeah, and then they ruin that by just trying to act

as quirky and weird as possible. Unique features that make us who we are, but you're not supposed to be what you look like. You know what I mean? That's not the person. That's true, I know what you're saying. That's the body positivity movement in a nutshell. And while it has been gaining traction in recent years, there's one group of people who seem to have latched onto

the concept with suspicious amounts of fervor, middle-aged white guys. White guys do not care about the dad bod shit. It's women right. We're not women try. It's women talking about having a boyfriend. Yeah, it's all no man. No man. No man has told another man about the dad bod.

They're dad bod. They all are man. You're rocking that dad bod. They all heard it from shut up. You, yeah. Okay, as it's, yeah, it's, there's even media campaigns catering to them with headlines like dad bods are the biggest turn on for singles in the pandemic sex era. I'm sure that was written for men. Yeah.

That's what men are really, that's what men are most concerned about. How to turn women on. And why girls love the dad bod? You've definitely seen a bunch of these. If you're, oh, they got a picture of Alex Jones here for no reason. If you're a white guy, thinking you should just embrace your belly fat and jump on the dad bod positivity bandwagon. This article is for you. I don't think there's a man ever who's embraced being overweight. It's mostly like, my ally, I wish I wasn't, I wish I could lose him

weight. Yeah, but I don't care enough to, I don't know. Yeah, embrace means like, I'm really happy about this. I'm really awesome. How fat I look today. I really, yeah, I'm glad I'm buying new shirts. I'm glad I'm buying new shirts. Yeah, right. You need to understand that you are not the target audience for body positivity. This isn't about you guys, it's about us women. I think the dad bought thing is just like

to make women feel okay with being fat by them pretending that they're okay with men being fat. Right? Like, we're a big and fat. So actually, we're okay Like, we're big and fat. So actually, we're okay with you guys being big and fat. So now, you're reciprocating that by being okay with us being big and fat. No, I'm actually not. Well, some of you are, because I think it's cool.

I think it's sexy that you're fat. Yeah. So you think it's sexy that we're fat, right? No. No. I don't. No. Sorry.

Sorry, fat so. It's just better luck next time. It's not a thinking thing. It's like I'm attracted to that. I'm not attracted to that. It doesn't need to be... You don't need to talk yourself into your brain is wrong. Yeah. You know, as something as deep rooted in human DNA as attraction. Mm-hmm. Sorry.

Sorry, bitch. A rage, Disney, Rodrigo. When I was seven, my parents took my sister and I to the cinema to watch Cinderella. As I came out of the movie, I made sure to hide behind my parents because I was terrified of the possibility of bumping into a classmate who just watched Jurassic Park and having to admit I just watched a movie about singing dresses and princesses because that's gay. Anyone longing for Disney's good old days is either gay or a woman. That shouldn't be taken seriously. Okay. Go fuck yourself and love the show. Yeah, I guess that'd be

pretty embarrassing. You know, the only movies here, show. Yeah, I guess that'd be pretty embarrassing. You know that I just have movies here, man. Cena, what do you see? Okay, I just Cinderella with your family. What are you, homosexual? Right? Yeah, sure. Yeah.

Why else would you be, it's this movie with your, you chose, you, you made your whole family come and see you and support you watching this movie. I would you do that. Right. You must be extremely gay. Right.

Um, Martin says, uh, hey, did you see this? Maddox drew Paul McCartney with shoes, okay? Oh, the, the Abbey Road cover, right? He's not wearing shoes. So Maddox is making fun of the Beatles and, yup, sure enough, shoes, shoes. Yeah. Can't see him, but this is Paul, right? This one.

Yes, yes. And he should be bearable shoes. With a cigarette. So, he messed that up. Maddox in recreating this goofy drawing of Abbey Road. Well, he also had Abbey Road. Remember, they're walking down Abbey Road. Yeah, he also have Abbey Road. Remember, they're walking down Abbey Road. Yeah, remember, they're walking down there.

It's like, no, they're crossing the street. He managed to recreate one of the most famous photographs in the world and missed the most important component of it. And also, I didn't even remember this, but like he keeps talking about Abbey Road and the cover and all that kind of stuff. But I mean, Abby Road was years after yesterday. Oh yeah.

Yeah, Abby Road was 1969. Like that's, you know, yesterday was like 65. What was yesterday on, which album was it? I think yesterday was a single. Because you got to remember, the Beatles would put out two records a year and singles that were not on the albums. Yeah. Yeah.

Yesterday. It's now it's been put on compilation records and things like that, but I think that was originally released as a single. Well, so. Better luck next time. Timeline. Timeline, Maddox, timeline. Details timeline details Nicholas says what the fuck is this shit

It's a fucking dog why will women turn anything into a baby. All right. Oh see well Obvious answer to that Let's see what this lady is saying obvious answer to that. Let's see what this lady is saying. This is a posts somewhere by Anna Cordria-Rado. An unexpected difficulty as we navigate to the palliative care of our elderly dog

is making time for our other one. Right. Oh, okay. An unexpected difficulty as we navigate to the palliative care of our elderly dog is making time for our other one. All right. We have two dogs, but right now all the attention is on Dolly because she's sick. This left me feeling super guilty about Jack. It's difficult to get excited about playing with him because I'm so worried about Dolly. I keep shushing him away when I'm attending to her needs. What a fucking lunatic.

They shouldn't be allowed to have dogs. There is such a cruel irony in being unable to be present with a healthy being because you're so focused on the mortality of the sick one. But just sick ones gonna die soon. So like you'll have, you'll get time with Jack, don't worry. She's worried. Yeah. You just want to solve the problem over there.

You don't want to empathize when they're... So yesterday, Jack needs us too. So yesterday I took him down to the river, just the two of us. He splashed around and worked on his doggy pedal. Shortly after I took these pictures, he lost his ball in the stream because he didn't understand that if he dropped it in the water, it would drift away.

It was a poignant lesson about how rivers never stand still for me at least. So you're special in the very last phrase there. They don't stand still for me. They might for you. Me, I'm in progress. I'm a work in progress. Yeah.

Life's my journey, my trip. I'm working to find my truth. It's always evolving. Right. Go find the dogs, gonna die. Find the ball. Go find the ball. Yeah.

Find the ball, for you. The dog didn't know, help him out. He didn't even know it would float away. Yeah. Old Jack. Reminds me of myself, because he's a fucking idiot. Bobbie says, why do you hate Tim Poole? Oh, why do you hate on Tim Poole? No, I hate Tim Poole.

Have you talked shit about him lately? I don't think lately. No, that's kind of multiple years ago, isn't it? I think so. Yeah. He called in once, I mean. He did. He did.

Then he got really famous. I guess he did kind of, yeah. Would you go on Timcast if invited? Sure. That will never happen. You'll pretty much go on anything if invite. I'll go on anything, I don't care. Just look you right in the face

and say you're fucking douchebag idiot. Yeah. You're demoralizing the entire conservative base and, and, uh, for, in exchange for super chats, you just sit here working people up into a frenzy with fantasies about civil wars and nonsense and tell people to make sacrifices that you yourself would never make. Well, this is, in the name of liberty. This is the way, isn't it? And it's predatory that you do it to stupid people, because that's the only people your show. That's the only show you're, that's the only type of

people are interested in your show. That's my problem with, with so much of what gets said nowadays is I don't like, I don't like it when people weaponize the stupid. Yeah, you're the 100s. Weaponize stupidity. And the rest of us have to fucking deal with it. You're a televanjulist always ranting about like co-opting points from libertarians and people who want there to actually be freedom and you're deflecting the energy horizontally so you can harvest it in the form of superchats and merch and other ego driven bullshit, like your shitty music. You don't ever actually, oh, the music, I forgot about the music. You don't ever actually mobilize people into doing local activism politics. It's just by this.

That used to happen to this song and civil war. Resist by not going to college. Don't go to send your college. Like that's dumb, man. College sucks, but it's like the way you make a professional network. It sucks. It's a rip off, but that's live. But that you're not everyone can move to a fucking chicken farm in the middle of nowhere,

which by the way is the ultimate bitch move in surrendering is saying, well, I don't really move to a chicken farm. You move to a chicken farm in the will know where he says everyone should do that. Everyone should just quit life, go move to a chicken farm. Like, well, not everyone can do that shithead. A lot of people have good relationships with their families. They're not always trying to jack each other out of money and fuck each other over and steal each other's cats and businesses.

A lot of people have families and desserts. Get their cats and cats. The them and his brother got in some kind of weird cat stealing game. What do you know a lot about this stuff? It's shoved to my face all the time. Cat stealing game. So we can't just move out to the middle of nowhere and pay a bunch of girls to pretend to be our friend.

And guys to pretend to like my music. Not everyone can do that. Yeah. There's some people who are just like focused on actually solving problems, actually getting people to do real world activism, local politics, registering to vote. You know, shit like that. Yeah.

Not constantly showing me about the fucking civil war that's never happening. Yeah, I don't think that's a, I don't think the local activism, actual activism is near as prevalent as it probably was at one time. No, because people can go online and get pissed off about the WEF. Oh, you see all the world leaders are going to this conference together? Yeah, sure.

Oh, they are. Yeah. And what else? Well, that's where they roll out their plan to enslave the world. Bro, do you know how much money, explain to me what inflation is? Why does that exist? I don't know. Well, it's right there. Right there. Fix that one. Yeah. Yeah. Any of it. Yeah. Use crypto. Well, I don't it's too confusing. Yeah.

Okay. So the civil wars coming. Yeah. How was it? Yeah, you have a, you're using crypto. I think some people use it for you try to push it forward, anything like that. Well, no. I do watch Tim, I do watch Tim Cass. I listen to his music and stuff. Yeah. I got to listen to this song. This guy wrote about Rich Man in North Virginia.

That's tits. I don't think so. I think some people are, are, are trying, are hoping that things go a certain kind of way to absolve themselves of the responsibility of having to like adapt and change and participate and learn things and participate. They're hoping it'll all just like, okay, good, it'll all be torn down. I'm behind. It'll all be torn down.

We'll all start from from zero again. And then I'll do it right. I'll do it right this time. I'll be in charge. I'll do it right this time. And I'm retarded. Um, all these guys, Matt Walsh was super, super pro lockdowns. Wouldn't shut up about it.

Why do I not know who that is? Well, I always think that's an actor. No, I mean, he's a similar name, I think. Yeah. They're all just such fucking scumbags. It sucks that people listen to them at all, I think, but whatever that's life, uh, Maui fires. Hey, Dick, I might be able to lend some info on the Maui fire situation.

I'm a wild and firefighter. Uh-huh. My girlfriend is from Lahaina. Oh, wow. And I'm also a Liberty. First off, this fire was completely avoidable. No shit. Yeah.

Did you see that they didn't even turn the sirens on? No, I haven't looked into it. The more on the... Here, here, here. Let me play this one. This, this clip is fucking crazy Why so the the guy who's supposed to be prepared for it did not turn The fire the alert sirens on so they have like a kind of like air raid sirens

Yeah, like a public wildfires. Yeah, like a public. A wildfires. Yeah. And he didn't turn him on. And then their ask a reporter is asking him why? Yeah. And he basically says that well, it wouldn't have mattered anyway. All right. What does it mean? You don't, you know, why am I asking then? It would, it would

have mattered because I wouldn't be asking you this question. You got it. Fucking idiot. You got to give it a chance to, you know, to matter or not. Yeah. Like you just did you run chance to, you know, to matter or not. Yeah. Like you just did you run a computer simulation instead of like, did you press a button that's a simulate? It's a matter.

Yeah. What a matter. Here's a press conference. They read that sounding the silence. I do not. And the reason why and so do you regret not sound, not sounding the sirens. The answer is yes.

I help you out. That's a freebie. Yeah. You regret not doing that.irens? The answer is yes. I'll be out. That's a freebie. Yeah. Do you regret not doing that? Yeah. What should I say? Yeah. Yeah.

A bunch of people died. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but won't that make me look bad? Bro, a bunch of people are fucking dead. Yeah. Uh, here we go. Sounding the silence.

I do not. And the reason why, and so many people said they could have been saved if they had time to escape, had a siren gone off, they wouldn't have known that there was a crisis of murdering, and as we know so many bodies were found in the ground. Anyone who wants to give me the answer, I do want to, the red in the finish. Who the fuck is this guy? Who's the fuck is Lurchback here in the red, in the devil's shirt coming out to chastise a reporter for bringing up dead bodies? Hey buddy, do you wanna let the guy that fucked up

give the answer and you just wanna keep, I mean we all know there's dead kids and stuff, but we just move it along, please. In real time they look at optics for the next election or the neck. You know what I mean? Like it's like, how do we, and they'll never lose. They'll never not have a Democrat run. They'll never not go Democrat Hawaii.

Huh. You know, we should give them back. We should give Hawaii back to the natives. Wipe out the statehood. No more state. Okay. Territory like Puerto Rico. Sure. Or give it back to them completely. Wipe out the statehood, no more state. Just a territory like Puerto Rico. Sure. Or give it back to him completely.

I don't care. Whatever. No more senators. Long as they let me go there occasionally. Yeah, they'll love it. They'll take nothing else. Nothing will change. Yeah, they'll like, they still like my money, I'm sure, right?

They love it. Yeah, I like it even more. Yeah. It'll be the meth capital. I know the native Hawaiians, they don't like me, but like, that's okay. I'll, you know, I'm sure, right? They love it. Yeah, I like it even more. Yeah. It'll be the meth cap. I know the native Hawaiians, they don't like me, but like that's okay. I'll, you know, I don't like me. Just pre-fine. Yeah, exactly.

Just take my money and give me a smile and we're all good. Yeah, we should get back money. We should get back money and Hawaii. Tired of so much cruelty that the white man has inflicted upon Hawaiian people. It's time for reparations by giving Hawaii back. What can we give black people that would help us? Mm. We tried giving their own country, that didn't work.

Yeah. Okay. Let's hear this answer. I'm to escape. Had a siren gone off, they wouldn't have known that there was a crisis of murdering. And as as we know so many bodies were found in the ground. Do you want him to give you the answer? I don't know.

But we're letting him finish his answer. Sorry, there's a lot of people. Well, you're talking and you're not letting him talk. If you want to talk, come up here. I'm ready for the answer. Good wait. I'm ready for the action. All right. Good wait.

The sirens, as I had mentioned earlier, is used primarily for tsunamis. And that's for Y. Many of them are found. Almost all of them are found on the coastline. The public is trained to seek higher ground in the event that the siren is sounded. In fact, the website of the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency is worth a taken for a

tsunami warning. If you are in a low lying area, you're the coastline, evacuate to high grounds, and then vertically to the fort floor and higher of a concrete building. alerts me also coming the form of a wireless emergency alert. Have you sounded the Simon that night? We're afraid that people would have gotten malca. Why? That was the case afraid that people would have gotten Malca. Why? If that was the case, then they would have gone into the fire. And so that is the reason why our protocol has been to use W A and E A S. By

the way, I should also note that there are no sirens, Malca or on the mountain side, where the fire was spreading down. So even if we saw the assignment, he would not have saved those people under the mountainside. Well, okay, so if honestly, if they couldn't hear it, then yeah, but if they could, if anybody was within a ear shot of a siren,

at least it would tip them off as to something was going on. Go run into the fire, though. Well, be that. I mean, I don't know. This is where I'm coming. Let's just go run into the virus. This is where I'm trying to go. My guys. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, What? Because all the parents are at work. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Good job, guys. Good job. First off, the fire was completely avoidable.

The grass that stoked the fire on its way to the hyenas in fields that were once occupied by sugar cane. Yeah, there's a lot of sugar cane right around the hyena and stuff. That was always the... There used to be. There used to be the exact. Which unnecessarily raised the price of barge shipping for interstate

commerce, disproportionately affects Hawaiian industry and is directly responsible for the suffocation of the sugar cane sector in Hawaii. After they planted this, after they planted this African grass for cattle until the cattle were no longer making money as well. After that, they tried to plant sunflowers. So people at least had something nice to look at, but Taurus kept causing traffic jams and getting hit by cars while trying to take selfies.

Oh, okay. Since then, the fields have gone follow with nothing to plant that can make money. So they're just open dead, dead, African, and father, whatever, like, all of this is transformed Lahaina from a father, whatever, like, yeah. All of this is transformed LaHina from a green lush place, which is brown. Yeah, it's a brown badlands,

crying for gas fires. A grass fire stoked by 70 mile per hour hurricane winds, create a fire that moves faster than you can run. Right, I could run faster than that. So most dangerous thing for a fire is to add wind to a fire. Even if they had a thousand firefighters, they wouldn't take on the head of that thing because the firefighters would operate by creating roadblocks for the fire's head and directly attacking the sides.

Those impediments to the fire's head would have no time to be put in place. This is fundamentally a land management and federal law issue. So no shit. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Some fucking thing caused a whole bunch of cause people to do stuff they would not otherwise do, that they've not been doing there for a thousand years. And it fucked everything up. My girlfriend's family has been saying that these fires had never been a thing when the

sugar cane was there. But now every couple of years, they get grass fires during her cane season that sweep through the fields up to Lahaina's doorstep. Yeah. I'm sure if the hotels and Lahaina's locations were swapped, the hotel would have made a big fuss about this a long time ago. Their tourists don't want to look at brown empty fields and regular fires represent a threat to their businesses.

The powers that be, however, preferred this arrangement since hospitality being the only sector with jobs gives the hotel a basic monopoly on jobs in the area. Now the locals are doubly crippled and private equity firms are ready to pounce on this plague and further disneyify the island of Maui. Yeah. Too long didn't read the fires didn't need to happen. More fire suppression would likely not have worked for this situation. It's the government's fault as always. Sorry for the long post, love the show. Yeah, they just put sugar cane back in and everything's fine. Yeah. Yeah. So it was an act that suppressed the sugar cane industry and then everything else was just fuck ups. It was just a straw and spaghetti at the wall. Yeah. Well, what can we use? There's no more sugar cane.

What can we use this for? Nope, that's causing fucking accidents. That's for cattle. And that's why, you know, yeah. Yeah. Fuck off. That makes a lot of sense. Dicks, Mochis for Sean, Bruce, thanks Bruce. Rich men, a more rich man from North Virginia. I heard about the song, but that was the first time I listened to it. Sounds more relatable than try that in a small town.

I agree. Yeah. Yeah. I find it odd, Vito doesn't like it. Being apathetic, I could understand, but Vito can be reflexively contrarian because Vito doesn't like that it's shitting on welfare. Fat guy is a welfare. There's a line about fat people on welfare who are supposed to work.

I assume Vito is not on welfare. No, no, he just, Vito doesn't like this idea that there are people that are worthless, that they don't work, because they're lazy and they just are, and they're encouraged to be so by the government. Sad to say that some are, yeah. You know, there are people who are just, they're just gonna do nothing, but take, like, because they're not, they're not able to, to do some, some are, but some of them are just, they just can't hold a fucking job. They just don't have the mental wear with all to do anything productive.

It's not a zero amount of people. It's probably a lot. Right, I don't know how much. I don't know how much, but it's, you know, and a lot of people are tired of their money being taken and given to those people, like a lot. I mean, I really resentful of that. Yeah, but I think some people's hatred of that is misplaced where it's given to people

who fucking really shouldn't be getting it. Yeah. At some point, there's enough hate to go around, I think. Well, it's, it's an easily growable, it's like a field in Lahaina. You can, you know, hate it. There's, you know, there's the cattle of long since left my field, you know what I mean? Like it's just growing out of control.

Um, I think the answer to that is still yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. Should we have, are you, uh, do you regret not sounding the sirens? Mm-hmm. Well, no, because nobody would have heard them. That's not a good one. I just want to run into the fire.

So there would have been more deaths. You're saying? Yeah, that's not about that. Farfetched West, especially when you see a wall of flame. Yeah. You're going to, you know, you can see, you can see smoke from probably anywhere on that island. You know, they're not that big. Maybe he's, maybe he sees it as a dig against liberals.

Yes, it is a dig against liberals, because they're evil. They just wanna take, they just wanna take fucking money from people. Does he see it? I don't know. To me, just from what I heard, it seemed like pretty much most of the population

can relate to that, no matter what political affiliation you have. Like it's like, I don't know, man. I think everybody kind of fucking knows that where's my fucking money? Everybody's fucking, everybody's struggling when they wouldn't have a couple generations ago. There's a lot of people are just thrilled that Trump's going to jail. I don't think Trump sees a day in jail. He don't think so.

No. In their mind, they're convinced that it's, they're glad that he's doing something. No, he's doing something. He's doing something. He'll just, you know, he can just throw money out at, tell, tell, he's, I mean, how much do I have to get rid of him though? How much longer he's going to live? Uh, I don't know, 10 years.

Oh, maybe. I mean, he's late. He's close to 80, right? I mean, yeah. They have to get rid of him though. I mean, they could, they're, I mean, they wouldn't be doing their job if they weren't trying to get rid of them. Yeah. Yeah. You can, you can try, but, you know, I don't know. People have been put in prison. Um, maybe he sees it as a dig against liberals and how conservative

southerners are poor and jealous of the blue states. They have true how to get that vibe from the clip you played. What do I know? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I didn't get that vibe either. He said he didn't get that vibe. Maybe I didn't play it long enough. Well, we probably not. No, we only saw, you know, probably 20 seconds of it. Yeah.

Daniel says the big bang theory, physicists aren't hot on the big bang anymore. You think it's a pun? They're not hot, maybe. On the big or a word play. Possibly. Any more because it requires infinities, infinite mass, infinite energy, and an infinitely small space.

Yeah, they don't like infinities because it makes their equations go to zero. Don't get cute with me and your science, please. What I hear the most is it may describe the moments of the older universe, but it can't describe the initial conception. No. Well, that's not really a... Huh. Well, it's the theory's toast

because it can't describe what created the universe. Right. Like you understand that we're trying to figure out what happened based on telescopes of shit that we could see, right? Yeah, yeah. Like, wow, look at all this shit. I wonder where that came from.

Huh. I don't know. It's pretty far out there. Well, this thing says they're all moving away from us. Well, maybe they were all squished in together. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. This seems to be like a bunch of radiation.

And that kind of does imply that it was all squished together at one point. And now it's expanding at this rate. Wow. So what do you say it all exploded from a singular point in the imagination? Not really just saying, like, just making some observations on what we could see. That's all. Right. So you're saying that there's no God.

Man, we're just seeing stuff and trying to explain what had happened. I'm trying to explain what had happened, trying to go and reverse and say like, how it got here. So how did it start? I don't know. I don't see any of that shit. Yeah. Obviously, can only see the stuff that's fucking floating around. Yeah, we know certain things and are looking to connect the dots.

Stop being such a hard on about it. Getting women to work out a bondgerman, hey, looking to connect the dots. It's stopping such a hard on about it. Getting women to work out, a bondgerman, hey, dick, how do I get my wife or girlfriend to work out? The best I can get is some bullshit stuff on the elliptical, which we know doesn't do anything. All psychological warfare is on the table regards loose spowls. How do we get this guy's girlfriend to work out?

Hmm. Well, you go to the gym and get her to go to the gym. Yeah. We're talking about all the girlfriends you're making at the gym. How fun they are. Okay. Cool they are.

Yeah. You know, is that work? It has worked. Yeah. It hit right. For some people. Sure. You know, is that work? It has worked. Yeah. It hit right for some people. Sure. You got to just kind of give it a shot. Give everything a shot. Turn the sirens on. Trends. Yeah. Exactly. See what happens. Yeah. If it'll, if it alerts one person to that maybe there's an emergency, I should probably like get online or something like what's going on?

Huh. You know, like, oh shit, it's not even get confused. Like we're supposed to run into the ocean, but it's yeah, I thought it was a tsunami. I'm pretty sure it was a fucking fly. Yeah. Yeah, try that. Um, catfisher as a as an actor from Stranger Things. I just really love it. If you lost about 80 pounds. And I need 10 grand. I need 10,000 bucks. Pay her, give her a sticker. Every time she goes to the gym and says she can pick something out of the sticker box

once she gets 10 stickers. Yeah, sure. You get to go to Disneyland, if you go to the gym 10 days in a row and then just stretch it out every time. That's pretty good. Yeah, the incentive based. Yeah, that can work.

Yeah. Put a lock on the pantry. I unlock that when you go to the gym today. Then fucking Amazon will deliver a fucking lock pick set the next day. And you know who's it is. Higher her a sexy personal trainer. Mm, you know, yeah.

Okay, it's really nice to her. Yeah, can try and catch some flies with sugar. Instead of just, I hit in a girm. God, you're really good at this. Getting women to work out. I mean, just these kind of thoughts, like these, you've got the scheming brain for them at the...

Even if all this government stuff is fixed, women are still fatter than hell, so what's the point? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're an attractive personal trainer. Like that's, and you'll look like a fucking great guy. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You're not threatened at all.

That this guy's fucking ripped and, you know. Make sure he's gay, but then call him and say, hey, don't tell her that gay shit. Yeah, by the way, right. If you're talking about guys, just say woman. Like, I was at a gay bar and I fucked this woman up the ass and I sucked this woman's cock in the alley bar. Yes, exactly.

Okay. Doesn't matter. Also, then you'll be very open-minded, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, what else can you do? Working out together is probably the best one. Yeah.

And then you slowly disappear. Right. Let's do this, let's do this, this typo class. I heard about it online. It's something that all the Hollywood actresses are doing. Yeah, that was like throwing up and they're going to Tybo class. Let's give it a shot.

Yeah. And then you go like, wow, you look so independent and smart in class. Right. And then you go again and you're like, all right, I'm busy today. I got to work out in another way. Yes.

I learned this was bad for men because it increases estrogen or something. Yeah, because it makes you, it makes you too beautiful and you're smart and you're funny and you back away slowly until she's just doing it. Yeah. She gets addicted.

Mm-hmm. Let us know, let us know how each of those work out for you. Yes, try to be the working out together, but especially locking the pantry. Like regular up to, especially locking the pantry. Yeah. I, tell her mom. Okay.

Tell her mom what? It's too fucking fat. Say hey, daughter, you don't have a word with your daughter. She's too goddamn fat. It's like a, you know, it's like dating a, band-band bigelow over here, send her a picture. So she knows, she's got the fucking, like the fucking head tattoos. Yeah, and then her mom will call her and say,

you're fucking husband's horrible, or your boyfriend's horrible. You need to, he said that you're too fat. And then she hates her mom. So she'll instinctively go no, he's right I am too fat in fact. I'm going to the gym right now because she's been fucking beating on her daughter for years about you should Yeah, yeah, yeah, so use that against her pretty good Pretty good noah says

Take show life advice to your dick and Sean you can use my name and I'll give a fuck. Here's a quick summary. I'm 24 years old. Okay. I have an enjoyable job that doesn't pay well at all. Okay. I live with my parents. Oh, I have an enjoyable job that doesn't pay well at all.

Okay. So you think he's a, he jacks off online and only fans. I mean, that would be enjoyable. I can't imagine that paying well for a man. Probably not. Okay. So he jacks off on this. This is what he's okay. I'm building a picture here. He's a, he's a cam guy. I live with my loser. Uh. God. No degree. I don't know how people are 24 and don't live with their parents. No, totally. No degree.

Uh-huh. Or ambition. Sounds like, okay, depressed. Or skills in any way. Uh-huh. Or a social life. Depressed. Parentheses. Guess what's in the parentheses. You social life. Depressed. Parentheses, guess what's in the parentheses?

You're never gonna guess. I have to. Oh yeah, you're right. I'm autistic. Okay. Okay, that's your one. Never tell me again. What should I do?

That's it. I know I need to get a decent job so I can move out. Yeah. But that's hard to do when you have no motivation. Okay, I'll say depression of fair time skills. You're kind of jumping the gun here saying it's because of your motivation. Maybe it's because you don't have any value.

You know, go, why, you know why I'm not president of the United States? I don't know the motivation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why. Maybe figure out what, you know, I mean, what might motivate, what you do need to kind of to sit and think about what you're going to want to be doing and the best way to go about it. I mean, because it's like, you are, you are alive.

You are going to have to participate to a certain extent unless your parents just kind of let you are alive. You are gonna have to participate to a certain extent, unless your parents just kind of let you just cruise. And there are parents who do that, where it's like, oh, they just, they just never kicked me out. I just, you know, it's, yeah, should I go back to school? Should I go to Greenland? Should I wait for the inevitable socialist hellscape? Oh, you mean take, so you get taken care of more?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that's not gonna happen, bud. No, you mean take care of more? Oh, yeah. Maybe, yeah. No, that's not gonna happen, bud. No, that's, no, Democrats are interested in keeping everyone dirt poor. They're not gonna elevate anybody out of that because it's impossible. It always cracks me up when people are talking

about the inevitable socialist hellscape. Like, you should fucking be so lucky. Like, it's capitalism is, no, capitalism is one. No, capitalism is one. Like the game's over. It's not the capitalism that we read about in textbooks, but what we have is we have no risk high reward for the companies in bed with the government. It used to be high risk, high reward.

Why do we have banks? Why do we fucking have good questions? Why do we have, why do the banks not fucking fill? Why do we have a fucking auto industry like what we are Providing them it's redistribution of wealth yeah to them. Yeah to them. You're not that's what I'm saying You're not gonna get it. Yeah there we live in the social hellscape. It goes to them right It's the people are never getting that money. It's the kind of capitalism that happened not what it actually is supposed to be Not the concept not the theoretical textbook theory.

Like that's, there's all these, there's all the Black people really love reparations now. Yeah, I mean, I've been, yeah, I've been talked about for, I wouldn't say reparations, but they've got, it's like a trillion dollars in welfare this year. Is it, I think so, is, I don't know what, I don't know what the welfare spent. Let me see. How

much are we spending on welfare every year? US total welfare spend, yeah, per year. Alrighty. And out of which, but you know, because there's like multiple points to trillion on 80 different welfare programs. So is that not, where's the doing more reparations than that? Yeah, I mean, I, I don't know, what is that not count? Cause why people get it to? Well, that's what I mean, what percentage of whoever is, you know, that I think there's how many reparations like fair recipients, you think are black. I'm 30% no idea. I don't 30 to 40. I don't know. I really don't know. I haven't, I haven't thought about it. Okay, let's look that up.

How many? It's, I would guess it's a significant percentage. Our black. Yeah. Ah, four percent. Yeah. Okay. So you want more operations?

And white and black are basically the same number. It's a, yeah. 40% are white, 40% are black. 16% are Hispanic, 2% are black, 16% are Hispanic, 2% are Asian, 3% or other. So you want more reparations than... I think that's specific. What's specific?

A specific reparation. A specific, you know what I mean? Like specific, like $500 billion. Oh, where'd you think people want? They're getting $500 billion in welfare every year. Oh, for what? Where do you think people want five more? They're getting $500 billion in welfare every year. Oh, yeah. It's like all these white collar fucking think piece articles. Yeah.

It's like, well, reparations, I mean, like, I want like, two grand. Yeah. Okay, well, what about all these fucking people are poor? Yeah. When you think you should get money, but you want to bump welfare up? Like, what are you talking about? I don't know. I guess my point is you think that number's going to go up, dude. Is that what you be eyes for you guys? What do you think in? What's the number? $6 trillion a year in welfare? That's awesome. Can't imagine where that's coming from.

I dropped out of school at 22, not that I got that far to begin with. I was extremely depressed at the time. It sounds like, sounds like now too. Yeah, so it made it hard to care about how well my grades were. In addition to being extremely anxious, meant that I was too freaked out to go most days. Wow. Yeah.

So that's a lot of anxiety. It's funny how they. Yeah. It's funny. You're the lead on that one. Right, right, right, right, right. Exactly right. A massive agoraphobia. Yeah. Didn't go to class. Oh, you got problems. That's no. I mean, boy, that's have a couple shots before class. You are a loosen. Yep. Look, man, that's dead. no, I mean, boy, that's have a couple shots before class. You are a loosen. Yeah. Look, man, that's the no, go to algebra class.

Here we go. Go, go, go, go, go, go. That's a, that's a six here in the, in the bag. So not pill battle to, boy, it's going to be hard to be motivated when you're depressed and afraid of, doesn't sound like it's motivation. You just gotta go. You just gotta go. You just have to go do the thing.

I've, I mean, you know, tried to avoid Greenland, but that's it. Yeah, I get that shoot out. It's not an easy place to be. You think you're afraid to go to class? Imagine how afraid you're gonna be killing yourself. I don't have a girlfriend. I'm technically not a virgin.

Okay. That's the only kind. Technically, no, I know technically. Not a virgin. You can only be technically a virgin. Yeah. What else is there? Well, I mean, he probably doesn't exist technically not.

Expand on it, right? But I don't remember, oh, I don't remember because I was black out drunk shrunk at the time. Okay, so, so you probably, and yourself medicating, but not in the right way. Well, no, I mean, that's, no, I'm sure even, people with high anxiety and stuff like that,

it's like, yeah, alcohol works for a while. Yeah. You know what I mean? Tell that's a bigger detriment than, then, yeah, it's like, wow, loosen me right up. Wow, I can like talk mean? Tell that's a bigger detriment than, than, yeah, it's like, wow, loosen me right up. Wow, I can like talk to people. I had a, you know,

I was like, I'm, I'm losing enough to fuck up my life more. All right. Yeah. Now I'm definitely afraid to talk to those people again. I'm sick. I'm 285 pounds. Okay.

And six foot three. That's not that fat. I'm in it fat. He's tall, but it's, it's a lot of, it's extra weight, but it's not. It's not. It's not that fat. I'm at fat. He's tall, but it's a lot of, it's an extra weight, but it's not. It's not too exercise, not nearly as much as I should. Okay, this is what you got to do. You got to get into Jim Bro culture because you are six three, so you're like a god to them.

Yeah, right. Because you're in culture way below average. Five, eight, they're going to be, you know, oh my God, look at the size of this guy. You'll be able to get nothing but respect, dude. And you'll be, people will want to help you. Yes. Because they see themselves in that you could be this, you could be huge.

You could be exactly so much fucking way. I got these tiny arms. Right. You have problems with like self-esteem and stuff. Huge amount of potential. You're a project for like these Jimbrose. Yeah, you're right. you have problems with like self-esteem and stuff, huge amount of potential, you're a project for like these Jimbrose. Yeah, you're right. And they're nice guys, like they are,

I don't like the culture, I don't like being helped and stuff and talking about stuff, I like that they do that and they're like that. And it sounds like you need just, you know, some positivity, right? So you don't have to be thinking about killing yourself. Right, you know, some positivity. Right. So you don't have to be thinking about killing yourself. Right.

It's stuff like this. They all needed to. Right. Go hang out at the gym, meet some gym bros, get a gym body, work out first. Get that under control. I don't know if he's, you know, so socially awkward that, you know, he has trouble even, even talking to people. Well, the problem with being socially awkward is,

you just have nothing to talk about. Like, what do I want to walk up? Yeah. Like, I'll go somewhere. Like, what am I going to walk up to that guy? It's like, how are you doing? Because I'm going to walk up and say something like, can you believe that all those kids died?

And, and, yeah. And Hawaii, do you think that they're being trafficked? And they'll go like, I don't want to, yeah. I'm going to go in over there. All right, well, just something I thought was interesting. Right, right. See how fat that lady is? I don't want to talk about that.

All right, yeah, you know, now my fault. Right, you married her. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But when you're with the gym guys, they always have something to talk about. Yeah. And then they'll probably have interests. You get 10 gym guys together, 12 gym guys, that's all Jesus. That's it. They'll talk about their interests because they fucking love optimizing everything. Yeah. Well, I woke up and I got on, I started day trading. And while I was day trading, I was working on my hustle, my side hustle.

I was doing, listening to two podcasts from Money Planet and Tim Ferris' 10-minute jack-off work week. And I launched my white label shipping company where I designed sneakers for babies. You'll hear something that sounds interesting. Yeah. But you gotta have friends. I like that. That's what the,

I honestly think that is good advice. If you can just put some gem culture, maybe he probably doesn't belong to a gym because he doesn't have any money or, you know, whatever. Like, it's, he works out, you can do that at home. If you can, the sheep, jeans. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. That is not a bad way because so much of life is literally just showing up.

Stuff, dude, stuff will happen around you and you might even get, and that's not a substitute for not trying to make things happen on your own, but people will bring you along in life. A lot of the time, like, hey, like I'm doing this, they could use it or do you want to work with me, do you want to, dude, that happens all the this, they could use it or, you know, do you want to work with me? Do you want to, do that happens all the time? Yeah.

It's what colleges for. The networking. It's just, it's what the gym. It's the same thing. It's why going to a certain schools like USC is so, it's their, their, their valuable. It's so valuable because they, band, they will always, your SC, they will always hire the USC guy.

Yeah. Doesn't matter if he's a fucking retard. You're in. Let me know how it works out. Do it. Yeah. Fucking do what I'm telling you to do. Yeah. Let's know how it works out. All right. That's the Dixia. Patreon.com slash Dixia. See you next Tuesday. Um, we're doing a live, we're doing a live biggest problem show for the hundred and eight episode. Really? Yeah. Oh, I want to go. Oh, yeah, okay.

I think it's going to be the 29th of September in Hollywood. We're just, we're getting a theater in Hollywood. Okay. I'll put tickets up at like live. Yeah. It's a problem that shows. It should be a lot of fun. Okay.

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I swear every day it's, oh, I'm a victim because of, oh, black people are doing this. So, gay people are doing this. Oh, the juice. Oh, it's because of the fucking shoes. The juice is causing all my problems. so they people are doing that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that And sometimes you just got to shut the fuck up. And then, you know, I can't really tell if these are guys or chicks anymore. Because they're posting this loopy bullshit, like, oh, don't always do your testicle tanning and don't touch your receipts and don't eat the seed oil. Don't eat seed oils. I mean, it's like, it's an astrology that you're sitting and posting nonsense.

Oh, that's enough, my rage. Thanks. Yeah, the red whale has like fucking destroyed. It's turned, it's turned into like feminism for men. Yeah, they just, they don't see it that way. It takes somebody outside to look in and go, you know, you're the same, right? Yeah. Like this is, you know, you came down and saw how, you know, these people are acting and these people are acting. It's like, so what's, what's all the disagreement about? You're exactly the same.

It's the penis. The one side's just really angry that the other guy's got a penis. That's it. I saw Alex John's said some kind of stupid thing where a TSA insiders said masks are coming back and everyone was upset by this. I'm like, well, what? they're just like competing to see who can say when lockdowns are coming back. And just to get people whipped up into a favor.

Right. Like, on the one hand, I kind of see what you're saying, but the government's doing a lot of worse stuff than maybe doing lockdowns again. Like interest rates are it's seven. If you get a mortgage now, it's eight percent, dude. That's way worse than COVID. Oh my God. It's worse. Your kids are going into mortgages at eight fucking percent.

Students loans are at seven percent. Like you guys are, your priorities are fucked up. Totally. Because you're financially illiterate. But number two, like you guys are, your priorities are fucked up. Totally. Totally. Because you're financially illiterate. But number two, who cares if they're bringing lockdowns back? You're not gonna do anything about it. You didn't do anything the first time.

Who cares? You're not gonna do anything the second time. You're just gonna bend over and take it up the ass. Doesn't fucking matter if it's coming back. I saw where all of you lined up the first time around. You were all for it. Now, now you want to redo. So you're like, well, there are the lockdowns are coming back. This time we're going to strike back. You missed it. Right. They're not going to do the same thing again. That's what you would do. You're an idiot. Right. Okay. Let's see this one.

Great. I can't say Sean, the competency problem that you brought up in the latest episodes, it hit me way too close to all our confectionery on Amazon, so I should have a bunch of different facilities. It's difficult for people that actually know how to get shit done or the older guys. You talk to a younger guy, like, let's, who has some very basic question about their fucking GLC, which basically just a simple computer that just runs everything. So it's very important that they're not operated.

I told you guys, oh yeah, it's this. Oh yeah, it's a TNP, is that TN, whatever. You got the fucking younger guy? What's that? I'm like, oh my fucking god, you do not know how to operate. Your god damn equipment, thank you. Because the company oh my fucking God You do not know how to operate your goddamn equipment that you because the company you work for you do not know how to operate the equipment That is critical through the product. That's not good. It's fucking insane You know that you only younger guys that I felt with and I actually know what the fuck you're doing

Are the guys that ended up going through like tech schools or they actually like brought up as like a laborer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, more work in the company and then they're like okay up as like a laborer, and they're fucking, did more work in the company, and they're like, okay, here's the operator PLT. Yeah. Ever the fucking kids don't into college for it. Well, fucking ridiculous. I got fucked yourself. Yeah.

And that's, that's like that in a lot of industries. You actually learn how to do stuff out in the field. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's, God, everything would be so much easier if we just do IQ tests. Higher people based on that, instead of doing a convoluted SAT score,

which is effectively an IQ test, and then sending you to college, right? To get a degree, which is reflective of your IQ instead of just, right. Hey, take this test. Well, you got to do steps that, right, five, don't say IQ. I mean, you're okay, that's like,

that's, that's what's costing us a lot of money. Yeah, sure. All right, here we go. Hey, Deccation. What makes me crazy this week is too many different types All right, here we go. Hey, Dick, hey, Sean. Hey. What makes me crazy this week is too many different types of light bulbs. We moved to the house recently and it's a lovely place. Every time a light goes out, and I need a bulb, it's a different kind of bulb.

Oh, yeah, the color is different. I feel like there has to be at least 12 different types of bulbs in the Scott damn house and Every time I go to the big bin full of bulbs. It's never the one I need in there All right, I'll be back. I think you can just use whatever bulb. I don't think it matters To use the right one. No, you know. Is that true? Why, the right one? Yeah, I think it's the right, like, is he talking like a screw fit? It's a different one.

Is that what he's, no, he's talking about like some kind, there's sometimes are squiggly. Yeah. Now they're LED ones, which don't look as good. And you know, you can dessen on and then some tiny and condescens on.

Maybe so. Yeah, just, you know, if it's just, it's a screw fits, it's fine it's fine probably sure somebody sent us something called the ballot of the unpickled one Huh, I have no idea what it is the thick book. It's a big book by unpicked Yeah unpicked one brain is pickle not pickled a mad man by the name of general Your brain is pickled. Not pickled. A mad man by the name of General Abacron Ramses is coming to Earth in search of beings that

stole top secret information from his ship. Information that can be used to transform a rare wood called glow port. It sounds like an indestructible body. This is a Hubbard book. It sounds like it, huh? Sure does. A body like the one that Ramses has made for himself. Ramses like the Pharaoh huh? Sure does. A body like the one that Ramziz has made for himself. Ramziz like the, like the Pharaoh.

Yeah, right. A scientist named Dr. Ezra Evermore, time travels back into the past to try to stop Ramziz with the help of a law man, Marshall Jim Reynolds. They find a way to work to create their own man of wood to stand up to Ramsey's and he arrives. What the fuck? Abraham Jenkins is the man they choose to defend Earth from Ramsey's.

I'm not being defended by a guy named Jenkins. Yeah, no. Jenkins. Abraham Lincoln is in Isom too. Oh, really? A clone of Abraham Lincoln. Cool. No, I really want to read it.

And half his brain removed from his body and put into a new body made out of Glowport Abe Jenkins is two douse. Oh. Okay. No, that sounds pretty good. That's a wild book to send. Thanks. I don't know who sent that. They didn't put their contact information in there. There was no, uh, here's a reason why you might like this or... No. No, no. No, no. Oh, got it all.

Probably wasn't for you. Maybe it wasn't. Maybe if they had to. Yeah. Uh, okay. Hey, Dick, no one makes me rage. Think, whereas a fox that is too short, then you touch here, you touch the back of the sink with your hands every time you try to wash your hands simply.

Yeah, every time. You got a whole sink here and you put this little shrimp dub of a stubby faucet there that barely clips the back into the sink. So you have to like shovel water out when you're washing your hands. Yeah, it's like, who, what the fuck, man? Come on, who put this in? Yeah, it's true. It's just that they should just become common sense.

Like have you ever washed your hands before? Yeah. Like, so the building code say I can't put a horizontal banisters in, but they say I can put a faucet that doesn't even reach the sink. Yeah. Okay, thanks. Good job. Hey, good.

Hey, Sean. Yeah. I can't believe what I'm hearing in this intro about, you know, Dix, not remembering that Jeff Fee will double the melt fucking steel beam. So how is your grease fire in your grill going to melt the fucking grill and then burn your dad's house down? Close the lid on it. If you can't close that fucking bed, then just close the lid, it'll go down.

Jesus Christ. And the platitude that I heard following that, you've always regret the things you don't do. Fucking hell. I don't know how the grill is attached to the house, which is six inches away from the grill. I'm pretty sure it can get hot enough to light something else on fire.

I'm not just gonna close it and then cross my fingers. I mean, I hope there's, I hope nothing else is fucked in here. I just thought it was a funny story. I probably was giving you the worst advice possible, too. What advice was that? I'm not sure. I'm not even sure.

I'm not even sure. I don't remember. There's a grill that I bought from the store that's on its own. Yeah, close it. Fine, I don't care. This grill is built into an island, like a cement countertop, that my dad built. So I have no idea the fire safety rating of it. No one on earth does.

Right. Joel, it's not even him. Yeah. Yeah. No. You know, one of 80s girls that co-workers need to cross-kiss you a picture of this. I can shake going down with the plattitude that I heard following that. You've always regret the things you don't do. Fucking hell. You know, one of 80s girls that co-workers need to cross-kiss you a picture of this. I can shake going down with the platt to right underneath it, you can put in your fucking bathroom or maybe right above that fucking grill. I think we're, I think those are jokes.

Why? And there's some people who are so fucking dumb. Yeah, I bet it. If the house burns down because I did nothing, I will regret that more than a house burning down because I tried to put the grill fire out with the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. You idiot.

Aren't you cross stitch that? I'm a gay retard on making a voicemail. Just a guy drunk, stuttering Stanley fucking choking out of voicemail. Fucking idiot. Fuck you. Thank you for listening. I've been listening to the most latest episode and most of them even ral just is a massive cock nobler

it's so upset even listen to a conversation before he does have to spew his own shit out of that i mean it's like it's like do do you can't have a conversation with them he's just trying to all he does his entire argument is just yell louder yell louder yell louder hmm he's in coherent he is trying to suck his own dick so much he is typically in coherent to anybody else that is trying to listen to him and to

have a conversation and or argument with him. I don't know. I'm a fucking hate him. I hate him. Yeah, just get to that part. You have the person, understandably. But like, dude, stop sucking your own dick so much. And actually get out, ecoherent, argument instead of just trying to yell, oh my God,

oh my God, you called me a fucking Burger King drive-through person. Oh, fuck you, fuck you, it's like no. He has no sense of what is just impassing funny Jeff and an actual conversation. I don't know. Fucking annoying. Anyways, go fuck yourself, Dick. Smooth your shot. People really do hate Ralph.

I don't think it despise him. Yeah. What about when he said that Zerker said, you need a, I want to hug you. And Ralph said, he said that over and over. Yeah. Zerker said, I just want to hug you, man. And Ralph said, let's fight you hug a nine millimeter with your mouth and blow your brains out. That was funny. Because it's so ridiculous. It's so outrageous. I want to hug you. Why don't you hug a nine

millimeter with your mouth? I don't remember laughing. I laughed at that. Oh, it's such an over the top thing to say. I have never heard that before. No, I want, man, I want to hug you. I mean, hug a nine millimeter with your mouth. Blow your breath. If your mouth is the fucking funniest part. Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Let's see what else we got here education speaking of broscience what from last week but make me read is uh... i'm in the south and i guess the whole world doing the same thing that we're doing here

where no one knows what the fuck they're talking about about global warming uh... seventy degrees right now and to everyone. Oh, I just, that global warming gun. Oh, because if I take a day, it'll be like a hundred and every week. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm 10,000 years. I don't know what's going on. Can we just talk, though? Like, say anything about the weather. If you don't do it for a living or you don't know what's going on. Can we just talk, though?

I don't like to say anything about the weather. If you don't do it for a living or you don't know anything about it, just shut the fuck up. Yeah. It's just, it never ends. And then when it's coming up, it's going to get fucking more. It's going to be like 70 degrees in December. Ah, well, fuck zero. It's just global warming, yo-yo.

It's just every year, every season. I wish. Every year, every season. I wish people never learned of global warming. I've never been. It's just like, they didn't do anything to do anything about it if it's real. Yeah, yeah. So I just wish they'd never had heard of it. I wish that people didn't read about anything. Anything.

It just makes, it just makes fucking insufferable. I read this guy, this guy wrote an article, he's like, he has a Nobel Prize in Physics. Yeah. So he's a smart guy. He said, he goes, well, I read all the models of global warming and even the ones they're using,

like they don't account for clouds. Yeah. He goes, that's a lot of reflective surface. They're all even just on the surface. The fact that that's not in there leads me to think that they're way off. Yeah, I mean, is he right about that? None of them account for clouds? I mean, it seems like something, seems like something I'd be interested in looking into. I mean, then I tried to search for it. It's like, oh, wow, okay, let me see what this guy said. And then I couldn't find it. I searched for it and it's like,

what is global warming? Oh man. You gotta go 19 pages into fucking Google. Yeah, I don't remember his name. Because nobody reads the, oh, I'll look at it. But, you know, he's Nobel Prize winning physicist. He's probably just shooting off the mouth

like none for no reason. Well, he could, you know, somebody who does that would be able to look at things like criteria in studies and stuff. Who would be like, well, yeah, physics is like, what peer review is for and everything. It's like, no, this methodology is flawed because you didn't account, you know, that kind of stuff. So well, then it's like, so if tobacco company came out as a like smoking's healthy, we did all this studies and said, I don't believe you.

Yeah, I mean, because there's a lot of money in making sure it's healthy. At what point do people say, look at all this money and all this, like, windmills and shit? At what point do we say, like, well, yeah, you guys are, there's no way you're, there's no way you're not fudging all this shit. Well, yeah, well, there's no way you're not exerting some kind of influence of a fucking pH, if a physics Nobel Prize, when it says, these studies are a little bit bogus. There's some things I'm pretty big. They've been doing, you know, same on the other side for a long time, you know, is like, you have a vested interest in keeping fossil fuel going and all

that. But everybody will immediately say and accept that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, we'll say, we got all this windmills and shit. No, you have to, they're pushing them too. You have to apply, you have to apply the same,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, I'm sitting here at the fucking QC Museum of National Science. A thousand years ago, you made a fucking joke about, you know, asking, chick, what's your favorite dinosaur, and you just pull up you know it's like it's sort of like us yeah

i'm pretty fucking drunk yeah because he's saying dickled out this is a joke yeah yeah

what the fuck i guess this is joke i don't know whatever dickled out this is a Joe. Yeah, yeah. Dicla, Docus is a... Yeah. Right.

I think I remember you saying that. You need to go back into the history museum. Give that plaque another read. Or he said he was drunk. Wow. That's fair enough. Not drunk enough to leave voicemails. Oh, boy.

All right. Maybe one more. One more. I'm going to do a leave voicemails. Oh boy. Maybe one more. We'll do a bonus episode too. Some point. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Hey, you're just talking about those wins, those euphoric wins. You get over your girlfriend. Yes. Oh, uh, my wife plans all of our trips. yes, oh, uh, uh, my wife plans all of our trips. Uh, I, I, because I, I, I, I screwed up like a minute detail one time and we didn't go on an excursion in Jamaica or something like that. It was a big, a little blue. And so she, she plans all the trips now. And anytime I try and take a little bit of the reins for planning the trip, she says, no, me and I, she reminds me of, she reminds me of time that we have one time you've got to get

yeah a few weeks ago we were going to greet funnily enough and he's telling me a week in advance she's saying we we got to get to the airport i want it we fly at eleven fifty i want to get the airport no later than nine i want two hours to get through security and i want an hour to get through the airport get caught being a food and action to play and write everything so we do we leave town we drive three hours to jersey

and we can't there and we're looking for him not a matter for ever it you think so and there's a good part going up and down Departures up and down the parkers. We can't find a file in she asked them but And it's a bunch of fucking employees that work down. Oh, look at each other like yeah, Emirates usually doesn't fly around this time like Look into it. So they're gonna take it and it's 11.50.

Oh, that's I knew you're there. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Oh, oh. The early part of life. Oh, I see. The end of the day.

Three hours a year. Derek Christ. Oh, my God. Oh, you fucking blew it. Yeah. Oh, how do you blew it? Remember when you saw American beauty, right? Yeah. So Kevin Spacey's working the drive through of that restaurant. Yeah. Oh, how do you blew it? Remember when you saw American Beauty, right? Yeah.

So Kevin Spacey's working the drive-through of that restaurant. Yeah. And his wife, like a netbending in the real estate, can I come through? Yeah, the king, yeah. They, you know, they're like laughing in the car and stuff like that. And he just looks at, you know, obviously they're shocked. And he just goes, you never get to tell me what to do ever again.

Yeah. Catch up, you know, like it's, it's kind of satisfying. You never get to tell me what to do ever again. Catch up, you know, I get. That is fine. Yeah, I have that the rest of my life. Yes. Okay. See ya. Thank you.