The Dick Show - Episode 373 - Dick on Maddox Lives!

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

Maddox releases a hit-piece video on Justin Whang and Asterios that's been five years in the making, Justin Whang calls in about it, Eric July threatens to sue me and Vito and put us in prison, Vito comes in about it, a guy ruins a tailgate for me, the homeless are setting LA on fire, a guy's mom is dying, SpaceX is under fire, and the Super Mario Brothers movie is getting remastered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Now, you astutely pointed out when you sat down a peculiar title on the screen, didn't you? I did. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.

I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.

I didn't. I didn't. I didnensually reading my files. Yeah, right. But you kind of left him off, right? Reading. Not really. I mean, if I see words, I'm going to, I know what they mean. Well, I'm going to try to understand what they say. Yeah, that's. But you did that to my words non-consensually.

Yeah. And the words that you saw was, I saw him versus Eric July lawsuit, right? Yeah. Which is a curious title. It's a curious, I saw him versus I saw him versus Eric July lawsuit, right? Yeah, which is a curious title. It's a curious, I saw him versus I saw him. Yeah, it's I saw him on I saw him violence in court. I'm afraid I'm going to prison again, Sean. Oh, no, it might be the last show.

You see from old me for a while. Made fun of Eric a little too hard. And now I'm going to the little Pokey. I'm being sent to the Husqaw. Sean, are you getting sued? Ha ha ha, he's threatened it. He's not in a 10 minute video. He got sued.

Eric is getting sued by I-SOM, the international school of ministry. Oh wow. A Christian minister school that's been around for 25 years. Yeah. And was the only I some in the world until this other Christian superhero comic showed up. I wonder. I hardly call by some with no explanation of where that name came from because no one's used it in thousands of years. Yeah, yeah. That's interesting. I wonder, because you know like how mass brand confusion

and somehow we're asking, why is this ending up with me going into the old, old slammer? Right, my question. My money being sent to prison for this. Will they determine that that's in the same field? I'm going to the old, I'm going to the old lockup, John. Oh, what? They finally got me.

That's off everyone. Rats off to you everybody. It's been a fun ride, but I'm afraid I'm going to prison. Fill up my commissary card. I'm gonna put a blood plug in now, so I can accommodate myself for all the rapes I'll be experiencing in jail. I'll just call to rise it shut. I'm gonna sickle us in the bag. This old shit slicer's shut.

This old... Salami holster's shut, Sean. Good for you. Goodbye everybody. It's been a good ride. I'd buy an attorney with all my money, but what's even the point? Right. What's the point?

I deserve it. I deserve to go to jail. I've heard too many people's feelings and risked my friendships. Right. Put my friendships in jeopardy. Uh-huh. Everyone's dogpiling Nick Rikeda. How could you say that Dick's not going to jail for making fun of high-somb? He's outrageous. He's doing tortillas of interference with business contracts and these sorts of things. Aren't you a lawyer? Don't you understand that he's obviously going to jail? Jesus. That's good shit.

He threatened it. He threatened it. He's sending me to prison, John. Well, you had to go at some point. Yeah, someone was going to get me eventually. There's no way, me and Trump, we're gonna jail together. No way you're going all the way through.

They're gonna have a whole secret holding facility just for me and Trump, where the guards have to wear earplugs. So we don't make fun of them so hard, they kill themselves and self-immolate their personal brands. Right. Right. Ah!

I saw him. Jumping I communicate with a secret Morse code that only us shit posters and trolls know of. We go like, not like, not TikTok, African language. Like it's more like predator speak. Yeah. I gotta eat, I gotta eat, I gotta eat. And then Trump will go, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like,

and then we'll have our plan communicated to each other. We're going to send each other religious paintings and cut the eyes out so that we can align these religious postcards with the eyes cut out. So that just seems like normal crazy me and Trump guy stuff, but actually we both have a copy of the art of the deal and we're going to line up the eyeballs on the pages to spell out words, right? For our grand plan of making fun of people so much, you know what I mean? Right, that they have no choice but to end it all.

They're out. Trump and Dick Masterson escaped. I always wondered why it's called ISOM. Well, I assume that he stole it from the International School of Ministry and I mean, I was trying to capitalize on their trademark. I mean, I guess I don't know. That's just my dumb opinion of a normal guy over here. I just, it's just a strange...

A strange name. Why did you pick... Why did you steal that name from a... Isom established in his arch nemesis, Darren. I got to give you a copy of my something. No, no, no, but it's just such dog shit. Number two, the brand is so hopelessly destroyed and ruined by me, like an Eric's inability to just accept normal criticism.

I think he's intranet. inability to just accept normal criticism. He's forever so desperately that I'm basically Satan to all of his, like it's, I'm the bad guy. Yeah, I saw him. It's me. Because there's no story in the comic. It's all marketing. And I'm the evil anti-marketer that says, don't actually, don't buy this shit. That's Tordy's interference with a tire and all of the bestness. You're trying to destroy his business by saying his product sucks. You're going to jail.

You're going to fucking jail for that dick. This is the last time. You make me feel bad about spending hundreds of dollars on a shitty comic book on the lips. How did Roger Ebert not have a life sentence? I don't know. I really don't know.

You know, like how did I lose? How did none of these critics in Max security prison, you know? Vito is, you know, Vito has never been sued by an autistic writer before. Is he autistic too? Erick July. Yeah, I think so.

Oh, okay. He has a space on the right hand. He hasn't seen anything. No, no, like if you read his comics, every character sounds exactly the same because he can't create another reference of mind in his own mind. He only has one mind to work with.

So they all sound identical. That's interesting. That Maddox had the same problem. That's interesting. Every script he would write, it's Maddox's character, and then other characters would just feed him questions for him to rant more. Yeah.

Or if they said anything, it would just be speaking as him. It's very odd if you read enough of an autistic person's script, you will notice it right away. Yeah, I believe you. There is kind of that whole, yeah, not being able to. I don't know if it's actually theory of mind, but it is like, there's kind of an inability in some ways

to see it from another person's perspective or understand that their motivations or thoughts might be different from your own. Yeah. And like, in order to, I can't do it. In order to, yeah, write interesting characters, they can't all be the same. So here's the lawsuit. I saw him versus Eric July people. It's not often that you get sued by your own characters, right? There's

nothing. He's getting sued because the story you put dad, the story you put me in was so bad. Don't meet your heroes. Yeah. It's like you suing chris chan who got out of jail oh chris chan trichris chan that yeah the rapist or i guess acquitted not a mother rape i don't know i don't know the specifics of the charge charge is get out on the loose so hide your moms if you're in the vicinity of chris chan make sure your mom is locked away or protected somewhere was he in jail the whole time? Yeah, he's been in a mental, I don't know. Oh, he's been in jail for quite some time. Yeah.

Planning more, I don't know, planning more rapes, not getting therapy for the mother rape. Yeah, I mean, maybe they're just not too concerned about that particular crime, because it's kind of localized to that one lady. Oh, it was his mom. Yeah, he can do what he wants. I mean, you know, whatever he did. It was his mom. Yeah, he can do what he wants. I mean, you know, whatever he did.

It's my mom. Carp matter. Not yours, yeah. Like, well, I guess if anyone's ever gonna get, if any rape victims ever gonna get blamed, probably your own mom, we're gonna have to have a conversation about what. Yeah, a lot of serial killers had mother problems.

I did it. This to my son. Yeah. Not really. Right. Right. Right. Right.

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Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Uh, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know if the justice system is meant for this particular violation of our moral. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Can I? Your honor.

Why did he do that? Yeah. Wow. I kind of have to let them work it out. I think, yeah, you're going to be she could get an abortion. Is that illegal? Retroactively. Yeah, is like a,

like a 300, 300 trimester abortion, is that okay? That's what the liberals want, show it over here. That's why you have to listen to this song about the government and abortion and Epstein, Ireland, Gotcha. And the vaccine. Is this the same song we're talking about? And abortion and Epstein Island. Gotcha. And the vaccine. Is this the same song we're talking about?

It has a sequel. Oh, it does. That guy came out and said, fuck Republicans who are pretending like my song is there on the side of my song, because it's about them. And I said, oh, wait, just a minute. This guy might have something after all. No, I mean, I might be cooking with some gas after all.

I mean, let's see. I kind of thought he is sort of, I mean, just from what I heard, he is kind of, you know, railing against what everybody. Yeah. Let's see what he says about Trump. Yeah. And I see. You're going to make a decision.

Yeah, I see. I still think this song is kind of dumb, but. Sure. I mean, you know, whatever. I mean, I don't care. I just from what I heard, I understand why people are into it. Where it strikes a chord with some people. Yeah.

Yeah, they just got to stop sending it to me. That's all I ask. Just don't ever send me. That's really the right, I know you. Video that's, especially if you're not able to. If you're sending me a video, you got to put at least a paragraph of explanation in there. You send me a video to pay a gift.

What happened to short emails? That's a punishment for them. I'm not going to read it. If I get a video to give. What happened to short emails? That's a punishment for them. I'm not gonna read it. But if I get a video sent to me by anybody, except for my sister, she's the only one allowed to send me link. Here you go. Why, she knows what's perfect.

You never missed a one. Oh, but anybody else, you have to put in time as a penance for re-wasting my time. Yeah, but you'll watch it in that case. Yes. Okay. I won't read the email, but it better exist. Right.

So that's for my protection. So just, that's my writer. My Metallica writer of No Brown M&Ms, paragraphs, Van Halen. Van Halen. Yeah, really? Yeah, it was Van Halen. And we talked about the reason why that was. Yeah, because then everything else is fucked.

Yeah, no idea what's not fucked up. It wasn't them being prem as artists that they had the most advanced stage show at the time and shit was dangerous, the moving stage, all that kind of stuff. So they put that in. If they saw there were no brown M&Ms in the dressing room, chances are something else got missed

and it's huge lawsuits and all that kind of stuff. Speaking of lawsuits. Vito is throwing up before the show. What? Because he was so afraid of the lawsuit. He's like, he's never been sued by a retarded person before him. Yeah. You know, I have the only person, ironically,

I'm the only person in the world who was also sued by an autistic writer whose feelings I heard. So this is the, it's like, die hard too. I'm like, how can this, how can the same thing be happening? Did he just be happy? He was all upset. Really? It's terrified.

Yeah. What do we do? Should we get out in front of it? I'm like bro, you either get sued or not. Yeah, yeah. And then when it happens, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

I'm just gonna continue making fun of everything and everybody. They can put me in jail. You can cut my tongue out and I'll make fun of you on a fucking chalkboard. I don't care. True. What is the point? True. Here is the yeah, it's not going to it's not going to phase you. You know, I don't know, you know, I don't know what videos if he does get sued, I don't know what his finances are. You know, it's like, nobody's not good. Well, well, no, it doesn't matter if your finances are great. That's a lot of fucking money. Yeah, Nick's sitting pretty, he's getting sued by a retard.

Yeah, it's still costing him a shitload to defend. Yeah, and he's not defending himself, right? No, he got somebody else to do it. Yeah, so you know, even if you're a good lawyer. I already went through this entire document on a stream. I read through it. Yeah, so this is the large mark infringement lawsuit. I saw him versus Eric July from I saw him. I guess their argument would be that well, it's in a different field, right? There can't actually be brand confusion. Well, yeah, but it's like a Christian public and actually a lot of people, there's evidence already on the internet and people going, so is this related?

Oh, okay. You guys are confused. So like spread your ministry, Vito even thought originally like, it's based on this and they must have some kind of brand deal. So no more. There's a lot of people questioning

that they're actually, that's it. Confusion. I mean, it's not even that it could be, it's already happening. It was like Eric's going online, calling people the N word and crack smoke or like, I don't really think that's something you want

related to your fucking brand, dude. No, you're supposed to do that behind closed doors. Yeah, that's, you know. Okay, so this is what I wanted to show you. The reason I'm going to jail is in this lawsuit. I was reading this and talking about it on a livestream, like just going over the evidence and like just how I, my interpretation of it because I've been involved in thus stream, like just going over the evidence and like just how I, my interpretation of it,

because I've been involved in thus many, like so many trade, same as the Kevin Landau domain, right? Yes. We read through that, found it to be totally retarded, and I still fucking lost. Yeah, sure. This one seems,

well, yeah, that's a lot of good points. It's a lot of valid points in here. Yeah. Here's some of the evidence that has been brought, that has been brought to the court's attention. And this is why I'm going to jail. Let me see if I can straighten this up. Okay, I can't really blow it up.

What does I some stand for? International society. International school of minutes. School stand for? It's International Society. International School of Minus. School. Yeah. It's huge. This one is, it says from obtuse canome. I'm just going to read it to you because it's too small to fit on the screen. obtuse canome. This is in the lawsuit showing that there's brand confusion already. Says hello. I'm an independent journalist for TDS news and TPI to you. What the fuck? What the fuck?

Hello. Wow. Hello. Wow. And I was considering doing a story on the successful campaign for the I saw number two comic book. As I'm sure you know, I saw number one, the first comic book in the rip of verse extended universe by black libertarian Eric D July made a successful campaign by raising $3.7 million backed by over 42,000 buyers. And the second campaign for I-SOM 2 looks to be shattering the I-SOM number one's record, but up to date by making over $2 million with over 17,000 backers. It's

a big job. As Mr. July also does some work for the blaze TV.com, former Fox news host Glenn Beck's network. I love to see such amazing cooperation being done to create such amazing packages and such a unique character who can also be a beacon to young black men and women, which is currently lacking. Obviously a fan of the show, right? Yeah.

I would be curious to know. So I found out later that this guy got false flagged by like, Eric Chalice, psychotic fans, because account got suspended. Yeah. When Eric was doing all the like Eric trademark claimed Riley's clip of verse store. Oh, the store his Riley's entire store and account got wiped out. They just white. Yeah. So we don't want any trouble gone. Yeah, gone. Yeah. It's trademark claim. Two similar to ours gone. Yeah. So we don't want any trouble gone. Yeah, gone. Yeah. It's a lot of work. And the trademark claim two similar to ours gone. Yeah. Ironically now you get sued for being too similar. I've got curious to know when the decision was made to make a comic book character

using the same name as the International School of Ministry. As Mr. July, we received any funding to aid him in the creation of the superhero I saw. This fucking guy. received any funding to aid him in the creation of the superhero I saw. This fucking guy. Ah! This fucking guy. I'm really excited about the whole thing.

The team up there guys are doing, I'm really excited about the not trademark infringement that you're doing. That's what I love about it. So you can feel how bitter he is about his account getting suspended by Eric and his fans, right? It's like, oh yeah, you think it's funny to suspend accounts?

Okay, here you go. Dear, I'm such a journalist. I'm such a fan. It's so great that you guys are teaming up to check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically, it's like, oh, God, in like an email that's taught. By the way, this is two multi-million dollar companies fighting over trademark infringement, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's no big deal. I'd be curious to know when the decision was to make a comic book character has funding info on the choice to have Isom have an image of the cross on his belt. What can we hope to see with the continuation of Isom on his journey to rescue Jasmine from his cross.

He has a cross on his belt. On his dick, he has a fucking cross on his groin. I guess I never knew. Oh wow, okay, well then we're totally in the same field, aren't we? Yeah. Here, look. Look. See the cross? Oh yeah. Oh, he's featured prominently. Wow.

Let's see here. Oh shit, I missed it. I missed the place. Uh, dang it. I fucked you up. I scrolled. I scrolled. I scrolled. Can't be scrolling. Okay, here we go. The cross on his belt.

And rescue, in his journey to rescue Jasmine from prostitution, that's exactly what a ministry wants to read, right? Right, right. prostitution. What? Get him off of him. He could change his eyes on the eye suit.

Ah. Ah. And if you could, and if you could, the amazing choice to offer buyers, the option to donate a copy of Visom too for just 1750 to help children who are hospitalized. Ah. Ah.

Ah. The last thing in a Christian organization would want, 1750 to give a kid a shitty comic about prostitution. What? Yeah. Totally on the record, if you please. I thank you so much and extending your trademark to name and such a you.

Oh my God. Oh my God. This fucking is funny because all like the normal sane people can see that can think it's totally fine to like let somebody know of a trademark violation, right? Like remember when Maddox pretended to be a journalist and emailed the stereosis boss, it's like you're just trying to get somebody fired. Yes.

Cause of a toxic association with you. Like this is a trademark issue. Yeah, yeah. And by the way, you fucked with this guy first. Eric and his guys fucked with this person first. When you start false flagging people, this is what they do. Oh, so that's why you should never do it. He did that.

This is in response to... Yeah, right after he got his account torched. Okay. What the fuck, show you? Yeah. Yeah. Well, all of a sudden, you know, all of a sudden, all of a sudden he has nothing to lose.

You know, I mean, in comparison to what he had before. And he's just a random guy. He had nothing to lose. And he will say, oh, you took my account away that I've had for eight years. Yeah, all right. But that account was probably important to him. Yeah, you know, of course.

It's all relative. So it's, you know, it's, he's not Eric July. Oh, I'll take away that name is pretty important to you. I'll show you how I'll show you as a power here. Right. You're going to have to reprint a bunch of shit. You're going to have to throw away your inventory, bro. Yeah.

Are you going to have to pay for it? Yeah. I hire more people for the warehouse. I spoke with an attorney about this, by the way, you did because yes, because this person's claiming to be from TDS news, a subsidiary of, which he is, by the way, this is an esteemed member of my independent journalism staff. Okay, good. I spoke with an attorney about this email and he said, and I want to make sure I quote

him correctly because there's a lot of legal eagles and scholars out there who know that I'm going to prison. So I just want to make sure I quote the attorney on this correctly. He said it was, he said this email specifically was, quote, hilarious. Okay. Yeah. And quote.

So he doesn't seem to be worried. He'll give a fuck. Yeah. No one, no one normal gives a fuck. Only retards that are involved in a culture will give a fuck. Sure. And they're bullying me, no matter.

I thank you so much in extending your trademark name in such a unique way in the creation of a new superhero. That sentence is what. What? What? What? What a promise to use American-made books and products as well as folio time and getting back to me.

Your quote, homie, Roy Gerbal, senior reporter for TDS news. A subsidiary. Right. Okay. My God. Arshanean against our cheeky and fun, Sean and silly. That was fun. Silly guys, making silly jokes. Yeah! Oh, come on, Dick. You want to take your new Dick, you love Dick, you got it! It's a show where every of his contest coming to you live from Mount Bunker Deep in the Hottest City of Failure. I'm your host, Dick Masterson, AK, the 20 million dollar man. Joining me is always soon to be imprisoned.

Joining me is always world touring LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Oh, am I gonna get in on this one too? Well, you missed out on the last lawsuit. I did. So you better start running your mouth like I do. Yeah, I think I had a quote that was in there, but. You might have.

There's nothing that, yeah, there was nothing that I was never brought into it. So then after Vito was all like throwing up before the show and shit, nothing that yeah, there was nothing that's I was never brought into it. So then after Vito is all like throwing up before the show and shit after that show the biggest problem. He's never threatened to be sued before. I think it's I think it's a culmination of things. Yeah. Like being threatened to be sued and just having so many people lying and like he's did they did this. Those two guys did this. They're lying, being lied about really bothers some people. I don't care.

I never cared, because ever since the first article of Menorbede and the Women I Wrote, people have been calling me a rapist, like, oh, you're, you're, yeah. They've been saying like the worst things possible. Right. So if anybody's saying some crazy shit about me, I'm just like, yeah, well, you're pissed off. That's, yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, you can't control. That's, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, you can't control your emotions.

Maybe you should go rape your mom for it. She did this to you, not me. She's the one that didn't teach you to emotionally regulate yourself, which is their entire function in your life. So, sorry. Get a better mom, dude. Do over.

Do over. See me? Totally regulated. Good mom. You totally emotionally dysreg regulated. Good mom. You totally emotionally dysregulated bad mom. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there you know, you can call them not even not shaking at all. Yeah. I just still river. Yeah, but I shoot with this one. After the show, the CEO of the of the international school of ministry. Yeah. We're

non Twitter and said, I don't know why everyone's pissed off. It's our trademark and actually we didn't even file the lawsuit yet. We emailed the Eric telling him we wanted to work it out. I don't know why he made a video saying that we're like, these two guys, we don't know anything about any troll email. We just wanted to work it out. Yeah. So Eric's already he's addressed this.

You know, yeah, he's a good student. We got top rock star attorneys that are working on this. Not rock star attorneys. Literally said rock star attorneys. No, rock star attorneys. Ah, attorneys are rock stars. They are the, does he talk like that? He sounds retarded.

Ah, sure. attorneys are rock stars, but actually Vito and Dic-Massison are the ones that can run a gay app and concern trolled this multi-million dollar. You see, I have it all written down behind me. If you could see my black white board, I have a black white board with all the important details. And you can ask my friends online, my East Liberty fans, they'll all agree with me that they're going to prison. Dick Massison and Vito will be in prison. Is he saying that? Yeah, he's saying not directly, but he's like, and this serious consequences for this.

Serious consequences. Yeah. Yes, serious consequences for making fun of my comic online. Okay. Please go buy my wife's jury. Please go buy my wife's jury. Now I can't I can't ever listen to him again because I have that voice in my head. I Was a Nick show busing balls Nick Crikey. Yeah, he said you know when we first met It's like he said something like he recalled this and I recall it too when he said it. He's like, when he first met, I said something like, oh, I'm really like happy to be your friend or Nick said something like that

and I said, oh, it's not so hard. You'll regret that. And last night, he's like, everyone's coming at me because you're like this huge asshole and he goes, I now understand what you meant by that. Totally. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna exactly what's happening to you now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you know it's redriarded, but they never stop. They always go after the middle guy, the guys who are like, it's none of my business. Like the same thing they do with me to Ralph. Like he does wild shit like, how could you fucking,

it's like, you guys just want me to, Maddox is going after Justin Wang now? What? What? What? Maddox is Justin Wang a plagiarist and a hack or just a plagiarist. Oh, wow. But Justin Wang. Justin Wang, that nice Asian man. He was in a temple of doom.

Indy sidekick. He's also Steve Aoki. Secretly. Oh, I hope Justin Wang sues the shit out of him. Is he a plagiarist or just a hag? Wow. What a fucker. Maybe he saw what a lawsuit did for this show.

So he wants to be sued. Maybe so. He should team up with Eric July. Yeah. Him and Eric with Eric Chalai. Yeah. Him and Eric, well, they could both chuckle fuck and blow each other on stream together, doling, talking heads. Put together the legion of autistic doom, right?

Maddox, Eric Chalai. Whoever's on Eric's side. But you know, as soon as I start fighting with anybody, they send me all the dirt on them. So it's like, oh, wow, these people are really fucked up. Streamers are fucked up. You can't be in this. It's a weird world. It's a weird world.

I can't, you know, I can't dip my cock in it. Yeah, any further than I am. Yeah. It just gets stranger and stranger to me. But there's a dark side to Justin that most people don't know about. He's part of a group that stalks, docks and harasses people. Justin even got me canceled from a speaking engagement. What was what was Maddox speaking at a cock sucking convention? Oh, no. So in this video, I'm exposing him and his shady friends and acquaintances for who they are.

Wait, we have to watch this at some point. Justin Wang makes videos of like internet history stuff. Like, wild, if there's a wild shit on the internet, Justin Wang's got a video about it. But this is a video from Maddox. Yeah, he's explaining. Wow, the artistically Sean, it's on. It's fucking on, baby. It's fucking on.

Ralph is sober. Yeah. And July's trashed his entire comic brand on me because I made fun of him. I think actually maybe the second coming is real. They're going to have to conjure up the fun of him. I think actually maybe the second coming is real They're gonna have to conjure up the son of God to stop me. Yeah, so they can make their crappy comics and peace right Wow son of God we mean Satan Hey, you know, yeah, I don't I imagine the other guys have, you know, well, that guy's actually Satan. Look, it's funny fucking this does. I was sitting here burning an X-Grimm it and shit.

Does that sound like something a nice guy would do? No. Yeah, you know. Satan won the war. Now we're all us. Nice guys, normal guys, just mind their own business. Draw it down here, burning and piss and shit forever. Fucking sucks.

Good point. Bucking sucks. Good point. Man, so traffic was bad for you. I think the homeless are just going around lighting fires for fun on the side of freeway. I was going to a USC game yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah.

They still play at the call, see? It was amazing. Because the girls there were so fucking hot until this weirdo came up to me and said, don't these girls look like 11 years old? They still play at the call. It was amazing. Because the girls there were so fucking hot until this weirdo came up to me and said, don't these girls look like 11 years old? And I said, no. What are you talking about?

Why would you say that? Get the fuck away. I've never met you before in my life. Are you a federal agent or something? Get the fuck away from me. No. They're in college. Playboy used to run entire spreads on college girls.

They're adults. They're all fucking drinking, dude. What do you mean, on college girls. They're adults. They're all fucking drinking dude. Yeah, what do you mean? 11? Yeah, no, they don't 11 year old look like kids you go kids you go sit on the other side of the stadium I hope it's there about what you've done. No, I'm not playing flip cup with you I'll play against you you go on that other team. I don't want to fuck get the fuck out of here Serbe like we need to descend. I was like, I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna, bro,

I'm gonna find HR at this tailgate and support you for that. You need to go to a sensitivity training class where they say like never, ever, ever, do you ever say anything looks like in 11 year, unless you're talking about maybe Elliott Page. Oh right, be right, be right. I'm not the fuck. No.

Elliott Page. Well, these girls, and then I couldn't get it out of my head like god damn it. Yeah, I get so pissed off Every time I look like it's like Jesus so stuck girls tits are the size of fucking pumpkins like oh, yeah, classical Yeah, right right right now. I wanted to find that guy like okay, what's the what do you? Explain right explain that comment Take it back I just just vowed. Yes. Never will do that, but just about you. We're doing the biggest problem live show in the 30th. It's a Saturday.

I hope you can make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like it's sold out within like 10 minutes. 30th of September. Yeah, yeah. 30th of September at like eight. That's great. I was thinking there'd be some,

I figured there'd be a lot of interest. Yeah, I think it's gonna be fantastic. Yeah. Vita, Vita wanted to sell, he goes, should we sell food there? I'm like, what do you mean? No, I got, I got, it's not shit to do. Yeah, I was so fucking, what do you mean?

Sell sandwiches? What are you talking about? Yeah, isn't he trying to win a bet? Yeah, he's trying to do a lot of things. Sure, I think he wants to start new things so he doesn't finish the one. Well, that's, yeah. When you're just throwing up about a lawsuit,

you're going to sell pizza. So you guys, well, yeah, we can sell pizza. $5 a slice. And we get it at Costco for cheap in this. You want to sell cheap pizza? Who's going to sell? You're going to go, and he says, well, no, your girlfriend can go.

And I was like, oh, okay. So my girlfriend can go to Costco. Right. The most easy to navigate, you know, establishment in the entire world. The most convenient store to get to on Earth. With the drive-throughs are this, like this big, it's like, you know, space enough for one car to get to.

You get 50,000 cars getting in and out. Yeah, Costco, where every day is trying to leave Dodger Stadium. Yeah, enjoy our dollar hot dogs. It'll take you six hours to get in and out, but you'll save 50 cents on gas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you better buy a hot dog for later when you're sitting in a car and need to eat dinner.

Have our egress pack. We give you one hot dog for now and then one hot dog for dinner later while you're still trying to drive away from the store. I don't think we need to sell pizza to make a five bucks. We could just make the tickets more. They're gonna sell out anyway. Yeah, true.

We added, but you honestly though, you would sell all the pizza. I mean, you would. We have a micro-friends gotta, you know, it's a fucking work. I'm not saying it's necessary or anything, but like you know, like however much pizza there would be like people get,

people have a couple beers, fuck yeah. Maybe we will sell pizza. Ha ha ha ha. The next thing I know, somebody's like, yeah, I bet I can eat eight slices of pizza. You're on. Yeah, you're on, yeah. All right, here's 40 bucks, give me fucking eight slices.

The winner of the pizza eating contest, which is not free. You have to buy all your own pizza slices. It wins this free Vito plush doll. Yeah. That you can also buy if you don't win. Yeah. Obtus gnome.

It's amazing that one little, one guy, one fan with a keyboard. Yeah, can cause so much much, so much drama. Yeah, the pin and the sword as they say, right? They really do. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're gonna fuck with my account. I'll show you.

I'm gonna do this. Hey, this guy's a, I'm just, I'm really, I'm not in this person with nothing to lose. I'm a reporter. Yeah. Yeah. Just want to know, right? Just think it's amazing that you're right. My sincerest compliments to you for really, you know,

embracing the prostitution. You're reaching, you can reach a new audience this way, you know. Mm, yeah. Oh boy. It's so fucking funny. Um, if only he could, I was tripping over, he's like, I just have out. I fucking, no one should be posing as me.

And I'm like, I don't give a fuck what anyone does. Who, wait, who's posing as him? This guy who's like, I'm a senior reporter for TDS News. Oh, I thought you meant posing as Vito. Oh, no. No. And then he's got his name's actually from the prank show, phone losers.

Remember that cool guy that called in? I'm saying that genuinely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really great phone calls. Yeah. Yes, the phone losers. Yeah, I guy that called in? I'm saying that genuinely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did a really great phone calls. Yeah. The phone losers. Yeah, I mean, I assume that was a fake name, but you know, Roy Gerberley.

Yeah. Dr. Phil tried to do the same thing. After I was on Dr. Phil, I met with one of the producers. Yeah, yeah. Contacted me and so that's, it was hilarious. Yeah, sure. And he said that. After that, it went out.

There were some producers on the show who were like, well, we got to sue him. We got to figure out some way to legally go after him. He said, they were like really pushing for Jesus. And then it kind of fizzled out. So my life is just like entirely being fire beway. That's their fault. I mean if

like, I mean people people fucking knew what that was. Like they, you know, they made a mint off of that. Yeah. I didn't make shit. I get paid. Right. But it's just funny how like everybody, anytime anybody gets made fun of it, well, I'm going to sue you. Yeah, I know. I'll figure it out. Yeah. We're gonna sue you. Right. But anyway, the homeless people starting fires all around the freeways. Huh. And fucking up traffic big time. It's been so fucking hot that I think everything is so dry and they're a little, they're

little cookouts get away from them sometimes. Oh, they're pissed off. Oh, the homeless people, because it's so hot. Well, I mean, I just think, I think that just right. I think that just even if it's an accident, it gets away from them pretty quick, you know. We should come off with some fire hoses. Cooking dinner. Drop that fire retardant on them from helicopters.

Just find a homeless guy and fucking fire hose, put a fire hose right into his goddamn eyeball. Really cool them off. Here you fucker. Why don't you have some of that? Do your fucking blows out the back of your head, you're nice and cool. She is. God fuck you. You don't you have some of that? So your fucking blows out the back of your head. You're nice and cool. She is.

God fuck you. You have blow out your skull. You get to blow your goddamn brain out and out. Taking through my fucking trash cans. Get a job. So you have them. Here's a nice blow job for you. You have a job for homeless.

This is my plan. I'm calling it Proposition 69. Blow jobs for the homeless, right? Road on it. Did you read it? No, it's actually me going around with a fire hose I'm calling it Proposition 69, blow jobs for the homeless, right? Vodon, did you read it? No, it's actually me going around with a fire hose, putting in their fucking mouth and blowing their heads off. It's right.

This is legal what I'm doing. Yeah. You're welcome, LA. Vote for me. I'm gonna really fix all the problems if you know what I mean. Wink, wink. Every, you got a problem in town? I'll fix it. Vote for me. if you know what I mean. Wink, wink. Every, you got a problem in town?

I'll fix it, vote for me. If you know what I mean. I'm surprised you get homeless people up here. They managed to, yeah, they figured out how to go up a hill. Like an evolutionary thing, like it's selected, like, you know, there's been some random, some just some mutations and they found it to climb. They discovered a version of meth that wants to make them walk vertically.

Yeah, boy. Instead of, you know, horizontally, right. God, that mountain's there. I got to climb it. Right. It's crazy. Yeah. Fucking, but to George Mallory crack heads.

George Mallory ate heroin. Yeah. Actually, you want to sum it. Anything around, you'll sum it it. What is it? George Mallory? No, it's Hillary. Hillary. No, no, no, he, want to summit it. Anything around, you'll summit it. What is it, George Mallory? No, it's Hillary. No, no, no, he summit it ever,

but Mallory was the first he went up there in the 20s and like the whole thing was like, did he or did he not summit Everest? Oh, no. He didn't. He didn't. No. I hate mountain climbing.

He didn't, but there's that what if, they found him in the late 90s. Is it George Mallory? Yeah, Mallory and Andrew Irvine. I just, for George doesn't sound right to me for some reason. George Mallory. Yeah. Well, I don't know.

George Mallory. I don't know, Sean. Maybe I'll have George Mallory. Okay, thank you. Sorry, it was driving me crazy. I was like, why does George sound wrong? I'll have playing time to read about it in prison. Yeah.

I hate, well, the whole, the famous quote is like because it's there. Like why would you climb? Yeah, because it's there, right? So that's the homeless people with that's what I was, what's what I was getting at. It's my long wind away with my very, very current reference. It's a hundred years old, folks. You see the justice department is suing. Let's see, I have it. It's 100 years old folks. You see the justice department is suing. Let's see, I have it.

Suing SpaceX for not hiring enough refugees. Why what? Really? Yeah. Is that fucked up or what? I mean, is that really as you just put it for? Yeah, I read the actual justice department thing. Yeah.

Wait, here's one of Eric's fans talking about me. Oh, boy. You want to see it? Yeah He looks like a pretty cool guy. Don't you think I got a glare on the screen. How you do? Oh, okay? Oh, got scale of one to ten how kind of scale of one to Fonzie how cool is this guy? I mean, you know, I don't know I mean he's you don't like picking on people you don't like picking on retarded people I mean not getting not not just out of's, you know like picking on people. You know like picking on retarded people. I mean not, not just out of hand, you know, like it's, well, seriously, it's common to hear.

I wait for them to speak. Okay. That's how it usually, that's when I make fun of them. Here, let's see what he's got to say then. Maybe he's got some wisdom about the law and me breaking it. Yeah. Sounding no different than leftists is when you look at the video of evidence that has been provided and you

mock the content creators Content creators that have done this stupid action and then their sense tried to come to you to Admonish you because they don't understand how the law works. Oh, okay, educate us. This is one of the problems with being a person Who is a fan of Dick Masterson and Beat up with Swalti. You don't understand how the law works, which is wild because they directly involve themselves with Nick Rakeda, who could tell them why not to do something like this because it's context book torturous interference. What was that again?

What kind of book? Context book. Right, context book. You ever heard that before? I've read Tards, I've readards always. That's a great term. Man, that's a context book. No, we could surprise you like a re-tard. Right. For all intensive purposes. You say keep talking for all intensive purposes. Yeah. Right. Are you really?

Really? Can you tell me about something? What's the most complicated thing that you're an expert in? Well, I'm an expert in a lot of things. Right. Pick one. Pick one that you think I don't know anything about. Oh, you got it. We'll nip this in the butt right here. Ha ha ha ha ha. Who could tell them why not to do something like this? Because it's why context book tortures interference.

Right, no that's torturous. It's context book torturous. Yeah, torturous, I think. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Definitely's context book. Torturous. Yeah, torches, I think. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Definitely not context book unless that's just maybe that's way above my legal mind. Context book. It's the it's the textbook that that that convicted felons have to write. Oh, I see context. The context. This is context book. It's it's torch, torture is interfering. It's interfering prison law

degree I get it yeah I do to now I'm gonna get one when I got when I end up in the yeah the I've run out of prison terms what's another one I already used them all what's up give me a prison term that I haven't used survey says personal and Nick go on the map when he demonstrated the torture center appearance in contracts and actions. You have to explain two things, my friend. First, you need to explain one, how they, two, that has music playing. Email, I think they should not have access to

if they were not the people involved. Why does he do that? Because he's retarded. I mean, I think three should not have access to if they were not the people involved. Why does he do that? Cause he's retarded. I mean, I got one answer for all your questions. Yeah. Kill yourself, idiot, idiot. Oh, take that's murder.

You just encourage someone to curl themselves. Context book, that's great. It's context book. That's a new book, that's great. Context book. That's a new one. Torturous interface. Context, maybe I should ask, Nate, you should call it an hiccup. Nick, is this context book?

Right. Torturous interference? Well, I would think you should probably take advantage of knowing him. I mean, to find a rock star, I'll give you a little free legal advice, I'm sure. I mean, at some point, I'll probably have to charge,

but I thought he would be happy to, to, you know, I go out of my way to not ask lawyers, I know. I know. I rely on the sheer comedy of the legal disputes. I'm in love with to broke them in. Yes. Yes, yes, exactly. That's what I know.

I've really hit the, because that's it. Somebody, if somebody has, you know, expertise in a field, it's hard not to comment on it if you're somewhat close to the situation. Like where it's like context book. I'm gonna ask him about that. I might break my rule and ask him about if it's context book. Yeah.

Torturous interference. I'll see you like YouTube videos or something. Having to do with like sound or guitars or something like that. And then it was like somebody's making, somebody says something about the audio and blah blah blah blah blah. And like three comments down is like a pro audio engineer here. As a you know, like it's like they you got to jump in. Yeah. You got to jump in and set the record straight. That's the best way to figure anything out online. It's just go online and say how to do it wrong. Like everybody I'm about to change the oil in my car.

I'm going to start by you know turning it on. Right, you'll get, I'm a Formula One repair, a crew pit here. What you want to do is, yeah. Hey, you idiot. And then they'll just fight for the rest of the thread. The rest of time. They'll just argue over, yeah. Context book, I think you're dead to rights.

That's real though. Yeah, it's gotta be, yeah, dead to rights. That's real though. Yeah, it's gotta be dead to rights is the correct one. Oh no, no, you're being correct. I was being correct. Yeah, okay. What's the joke version of that? Yeah. Fred to rights.

Yeah. Well, I know is. I'm dead to those rights. Jesus didn't die on the cross, you know, on cavalry for... For no reason. Jesus and I, so you can make fun of my conversation. Right. It is embarrassing, my friend, if they have concerned

trolled as they have here. What? And you cannot provide reason on how they have these things and why they tried to, too, censor the names involved with the thing after sending an email that has been proven that belongs to somebody who is either them or affiliated to them. With them.

Your God-gains of comedy are going to get fucked in court because they wanted to grief and are July. Yeah, and I'll say the same thing. He said, I'm going to get fucked like a pig. I'm like, no, are you saying this is a... What's up with this? It's like, no, you used to call in, man. I know.

I know. Yeah, what caused him to, you're just too much, I think you finally and did you draw on to him? I'm making fun of him and he thinks that I directed them to and I, I don't talk to anybody. No, I know. Yeah. That's the thing.

I talk to you probably more than anyone else and we have a text exchange like once a month. Yeah. I talk to my family. Yeah. You know a month. Yeah, very good. I talk to my family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not even a mad about it, but like, well, I'm not getting, yeah, calling jail. I mean, I think, you know, people kind of, are you guys, yeah?

Once people are in this kind of a whirlwind, they kind of just, they're, they're, they're just kind of, it's a, it's a self-sustaining. Self-permulating. Yeah, yeah, it's a self-permulating psychological. You don't have to direct anybody to do anything. No, I think it's hilarious. The players characters just do. I mean, if someone fucks with you, fuck with them big time. If someone fucks with you a little bit, fuck with them hard.

You know what I mean? So they don't fuck with you again. Awesome, that's awesome. Actually, yeah, I direct everybody. If somebody ever't fuck with you again. Awesome. That's awesome. Actually, yeah, I direct everybody. If somebody ever fucks with you, fucking fuck with them big time back. You know, I one good turn deserves a mother. One good turn deserves a mother, a mother fucker. I'm a man for my mother fucker. I got an earthquake alarm. Yeah, we had that earthquake during the big hurricane that killed millions of people in LA.

That was, I think that was right after the show. I was driving when I got it. So I didn't feel it. Isn't that amazing? That girlfriend didn't feel it. Isn't that amazing that we can get an earthquake alert? I've never gotten one of those from like, it's like 300 miles away. Oh, hi, 200.

Yeah, it's 50. How far away is Oh, hi? I think hours. Yeah, it's like 300 miles away, oh hi, 200. Yeah, it's 50, far away is oh high. I think hours. Yeah, it's probably. Hours of driving, hour and a half. More, I think. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Didn't 5.0 earthquake.

That's a big earthquake. We didn't feel shit. Yeah. Our government chose to at least alert us of the earthquake. Meanwhile, fire in Maui. Yeah. Little kids getting sent home to school, no sirens while, you know.

And they blocked off the road I found out this week. They blocked out, they blocked the egress. So people had to off-road to escape the fire. And every time that anybody asks about, well, how many kids died? They're like, what are you racist? Asking questions like that. What are you, you wanna, you trying to fuck up our,

our government here? Is that, that's, that's this context book, Torture Center Fearist. That's sedition. Context book, sedition. You know, a jail man, keep asking about where them kids. What do you, a pedophile? Right, and rape the kids, is that why you asking where the kids are?

You see them awfully conservative. You're not sure if you find out where the kids are dude. Like, how about you take it upon yourself to find out, yeah, that's where I'm, that's where I'm asked, that's where I'm doing. Trying to find out where the kids are dude. Well, how about you take it upon yourself to find out, yeah, that's where I'm asked, that's what I'm doing. Trying to find out where the kids are at. Yeah. Arrest them.

Right. Arrest this Joker. Send him in with Trump. Did you see Trump's mug shot? Oh, classic. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a mug shot as badly as I do?

I mean, I'm not really looking to get one. I mean, I'm not in the market for one as it were, but yeah, it's like a girlfriend. Like if you're looking, you're not going to get, it's when you're not looking that you mean something, you know, that's right. That's how I get it to, but secretly, I'm secretly looking for. Yeah. Right. The mug shot.

Uh huh. Yeah. Ball, he was so angry in it. Yeah. Go in with no mirror, no way to know what your face looks like. And he's like, oh, I think he, I think he practiced that in the mirror for a while. Me too, but I don't think I could pull it off. Yeah.

With all the pressure. I mean, I think he chose wrong, but, you know, why are you think he's too angry? I think he looks petulant. Interesting. Yeah. I think he's trying to look too much. I think he's trying to look hard, but it comes off as way too much emotion. See, I thought that too, but then I think maybe the country's like, like I do want revenge.

I don't think he's going to get elected because the GOP will fuck him over. Like, I think that the Republican Party only exists to either give up power, political power or not exercise it. Like they're only, the only purpose for them is to siphon money to corporate donors and Israel. So the best way to do that is to lose always. Like, oh, well, we, you know, we're, we're honorable. We fought for, we got, we got a, a portion outlawed for, you know, 10 minutes.

And that cost us every mid, like every local election. But at least we, shucky darn, we were fighting for you guys who think it's murder and that's not really our fault. We did manage to get hundreds of millions of billions of dollars for Israel. But you can't really fault us for that. The money had to go somewhere. We know who we're not letting you keep it. Yeah. So I just don't think Trump has any chance because of that. Like they have no, the GOP has no desire to win. You know, I mean, they, I guess they, I guess they

win often enough though. Like who, George Bush, George Bush I mean Bush. It's always, you know, but when it's always a referendum on the previous exercise, the power to do anything like they exercise the power to fund their bodies. And then they don't. Yeah, yeah. And then and do insane things and poisons like their mandate and they don't ever do anything to stop, like a out out of control to radical government that they're a part of. I guess is what I'm saying.

Okay, fair enough. You know, I just don't think they want to win. Yeah, but I would. Why would they? Then they all get sent to prison for whatever voting? I don't know. I don't know. Oh yeah, the Justice Department thing.

That's what I was gonna read. Context book, torches in your fingers. I like that one. Isn't he a genius? Maybe we can have him call in. Yeah, I'm going to fucking jail. That would be great. Here's another juicy one.

Guy says, I'm not weighing in on the overall conversation, just taking that last bit. You don't, you just don't think Dick has done something bad enough to affect your opinion of people who remain his friend. If Dick was raping little girls, you'd feel different about people who remain his friend. Yeah, I think that's probably, this is some guy, everyone's dog piling Nick about being friends with me. So his response was, you just don't think Dick has done anything bad enough to not be his friend anymore. For example, if he was quote, if he was a great

half-little girl, then you'd have to disavow. You'd feel different about him, wouldn't you? Yeah, I think, yeah. Yeah. I was going around raping. It's a big people and feel different. So he's so he's equated. he's saying he should not be your friend because like what you're doing is that bad. Yeah, yeah, basically. That's what he's saying. Okay, so you shouldn't be his friend because what if he was raping little girls?

Right, but he's not. Yeah, but he's doing something. Yeah, so if he was raping little girls, you wouldn't be his friend. Now he's doing something. So what do you say? This reminds me of like me too, where they're all equal. I'm being me too.

Yeah, we're like, they're all, they're all equal. It's like, you're not allowed to say that like, you're not allowed to say that a sexual comment is not as bad as rape. Yeah, right? No, they're absolutely it's the same. It's a, you're, you're, you're total victim. Yeah, rapes, you think rapes don't have sexual comments in them.

You think rapists don't say sexual things. Right. Uh, that's one of those things that's like, you know, yeah, look, look, look, this is the Justice Department's website, Justice Department, Sue's SpaceX for discriminating against Asylee and refugees in hiring. This is their press release. They're press release.

This is what they think is good. You know what, we went ahead and sued that company that everybody loves and has made normal people excited about and invested in space exploration. Why is the first time since the fucking 80s, 60s, man the moon, any space shuttle, SpaceX, the first thing that has elevated the populace over fucking that's cool. Yeah, yeah. We're going after it because they didn't hire enough refugees. Who the hell of you hate? All of you even the ones that want them here,

you don't want them living with you. Well, if everyone in America fucking hates refugees. There's nothing, I mean, it's always somewhere else. Yeah, you aren't. Well, we gotta vote. We gotta vote. The wall's open, borders open. Oh, we're shipping them to you.

We can't possibly, we're suing you. You can't possibly do this. Right. Asylees and refugees with relevant information should contact the Justice Department. Boy. Oh, man, fuck you. The only good refugees that should be working

on our space program are Nazi scientists. That's it. I mean, they were some of the best. They were the best. Yeah. It's the Germans are, man, they were fucking, and the only reason they don't have an atomic bomb before us is because of the Nazi shit. Ironically, quantum mechanics, that's Jewish science.

We're not doing that. It's fucking dumb. It's Jewish. Get it out of here. You know why the Heisenberg was in a fucking cave, escaping Germany, trying to get his fucking reactor working. The reason why, you know, the greatest, most sought after, most expensive microphones in the world are the classic German tube microphones that were built shortly after the war and then into, from, you know, like 1947 with the U-47, which everybody's seen through, you know, 1960 with the U-67. And that is, this is really riveting to people I know. But people love it. But love it, but then some audio is like, oh, Shots talking about auditions. Look, here's the reason for that. Yeah, because as part of like Germany's

surrender, none of their scientists or engineers could work on anything that had possible military applications. So they put their efforts into things like radio, broadcast equipment. Yeah, they got to do it and they designed the greatest stuff fucking ever made. I mean, stuff that we're still trying to compete with. It's fucking crazy. Still trying to duplicate. This subtle tyranny of co-opting military technology isn't something that like I think people can understand because it's so big.

The idea that the government has almost total control over the autonomy of Elon Musk, who I don't even like. I know, but he's doing like aerospace, aerospace is one of the most important technology. There's a couple. It's a leading indicator of like the health of a society and technology as a whole, which is technology fundamentally

is the quality of life of our species. I mean, how much is nothing else? It's only, as the tech gets better, our lives get better. That's it. Bankers will try to suck it out of us, but at least we're still living in poverty with iPhones and satellites and shit. Yeah, I mean, there's the idea that the government is exerting as much ideological influence,

which is exactly what fucked over Nazi Germany. Yeah. Seems like an enormous overreach. You're not talking about that. Refugees. Yeah. Man, we're building fucking rockets. What are you?

Well, what do you like? What do you IQ, like 105? Maybe, maybe 80? You have no, you shouldn't even be allowed to, it should be illegal for you to talk to us. Yeah, yeah. Really, you're so stupid. IQ wise, you are so stupid, it should be a punishment. It should be illegal for you to take these rocket scientists time as like IQ one 50, 160.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a dog. It's like a chimpanzee. It's like several monkeys have an IQ. You should be like a dolphin wasting your time. Influencing your life is what you are doing to me. Lock them up. Yeah.

The justice department filed a lawsuit today against SpaceX for discriminating against Siles and refugees and hiring the lawsuit alleges that from at least September 20. And it's obviously like the Siles people seeking asylum, right? Yeah, what do you think it was? No, I'd never seen that word before. Me either. I just read it, okay, got it.

I put sounds together in my, and the phonemes in my head together on this. Impressive reading. Yes. Erickshaw, I can't read. The lawsuit alleges that you're gonna sued for sure. Context book defamation.

Right. No, the vugger can't read. That's defamation. Right. As a writer of shitty comic books, it's defamation to say I can't read. Yeah. Read that paragraph then.

Oh, bye. I'll give you, I'll give you $100 if you could read, if you could read one page of the great Gatsby without stammering, I'll give you $100. How about that? Yeah. The lawsuit alleges that from at least September, 2018, in May, SpaceX routinely discouraged a psyllies and refugees from applying

and refused to hire or consider them because of their citizenship status. But there's like, because of their citizenship status, but like wouldn't you discriminate? I mean, wouldn't you want to hire citizens because they might not, they might get taken away from you or something. You know, I mean, like these people are up in the air, right? Yeah, that's part of it. But there's also like, if you expose their own business to like terrorists, you're going to fucking jail, dude.

Like you're going to jail, you're getting blacklisted. The amount of control that the government has over aerospace technology is, is totally outrageous. You should sing a song about that because they men of, they fucking West, they use all the shit. They want all the shit Yeah, because a free market a free market of these types of innovations would just destroy the state system of governments Everybody just had rocks like oh well. Yeah, we're gonna rock it you guys. No, no, we don't care about the government. We hate them actually. Oh shit, all right.

The guy just died, remember about a year ago or whatever? It wasn't. The guy, he tried to launch himself into space. Oh yeah, the flat earth guy. Yeah, all right. He was gonna prove the, yeah, I couldn't remember. Yeah. And NASA wiped him out. They killed him.

Sabotage his rocket. Right, they let him, they let him be dumb. And that's context book murder. Right. I love context books so much. These retards, man. Erickshawized whole audience is full of retards because they're like comic book freaks.

Like they're paying $100 for a comic book. He talks like Anton the bomb from in living color Yeah, you know, they just want to say like right dramatically right right forward the foundation of it. Yeah See public schools are getting hammered. I don't oh, yeah, this from CNN. This is an interesting Is it interesting video undercover undercover brother video? What's the word that CNN is looking for here? What's the word in secret project Veritas recorded a guy? These motherfuckers cannot keep their mouth shut. Technical director at CNN. Yeah. I think there's just like a COVID fatigue. So like,

Oh, sure. New scurry comes up. They're going to latch onto it. They've already announced in our office that once the public is will be open to it, we're going to start focusing mainly on climate. Sure. It's business.

Climate, like global warming and something that you can really earn next. Like, I mean, I don't know, like, I'm sort of, it's gonna be a little bit more. What's the word you're looking for? As soon as the public is receptive to being terrified,

we're gonna get back into the whole. The next angle, the whole angle. Yeah, our next angle scam, Sia, what's the word business? It's someone who's just head like, yeah, add sale. What's the word? What's the word you're looking for? Yeah.

Cash, what's the word I'm looking for? We're going to get into the next, we're going to go back, we're going to go ahead and cycle back to global warming and really pump that out. Sure. We call it, you got to keep people, what's the word for it? A huge lie. You got to keep people, the news, it's always outsized to what the immediate problem is. I mean, it has, it's all sensationalized. Yeah. It's all sensationalized.

Here's a funny video that I've never seen before. I think it's old, but it's more global warming shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's just funny to hear. The guy who founded the weather channel is like a legit... Well, he's a meteorologist, right? The guy who founded the weather channel? Well, it's what it just said.

Yeah, John Coleman. Yeah. That's a real thing. No, no, meteorology, but I mean, it's different from a, like it's different from some scientists who like, you know, work for Noah and shit like that. Like, I mean, I don't, I don't know that, I don't know that like he would be,

he's not, it's not. I'm leading authority. Well, no, no, it's not, it's not bogus, but it just, I don't know if that's in the purview of the context book of the context book. There's a lot of, a lot of the, whether people are meteorologists on, no, it's like the legitimate study.

I'm just not saying like, I'm not saying that's like the, the be all end all for, of a, like science degree when it comes to, to that stuff. Well, I guess I, I mean, it's better than me. It's better than that guy at CNN talking about whatever we're gonna cycle back to. I'm just saying. I've only brought it in because it's so funny how pissed off he gets in this interview.

I don't know when it's from, is this Brian Seltzer? Stetser? Stetsman? There's people who believe climate change is not happening in any meaningful way, are sometimes painted in the media as fringe characters, as cooks. So this might shock you. Cooke's. A man who co-founded the Weather Channel, thinks climate change is a hoax.

His name is John Coleman. Hello to all your viewers. I would present you calling me a denier. I'm right already. He's calling it a hoax. How fucking dare you? What the fuck? It's not in like, what?

That is a word meant to put me down. I'm a skeptic about climate change. And I want to make a darn clear message. Skepticism is good. Skepticism is not a scientist. I am. He's the CEO of the Weather Channel now. I was the founder of the Weather Channel,

not the co-founder. And I'm glad you did, because I am addicted to the Weather Channel. I lost a lot of people. I'm talking now. Oh my God, that-founder. And I'm glad you did because I am addicted to the weather channel. I love talking to people. Hold on. Oh my God. That's great. And the fuck you.

It has taken a very strong position on global warming that is a consensus. Well, there is no consensus in science. Science isn't a vote. Science is about facts. And if you get down to the hard-cold facts, there's no question about it. Climate change is not happening. There is no significant, man-made, global warming now.

There hasn't been any in the past, and there's no reason to expect any in the future. There's a whole lot of baloney, and yes, it has become a big political point of the democratic party in part of their but sure i'm sure it's become political to the scientific well that's but the science free fucking for a guy i don't think we're gonna go to the conclusion about the topic right here what he said coming to a conclusion is not the point of it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I know we're not because you wouldn't allow it to happen on CNN, but I'm happy that I got on the air and got a chance to talk to your viewers. Hello everybody.

What do you do? This is guy. What I do want is when you see the government and you see NASA, when you see other institutions say that 97% of climate scientists agree. Do you think they're making it up? What I don't understand is how you square that. Well that's a medical issue figure and let me explain it to you. The government puts out about two and a half billion dollars directly for climate research every year.

It only gives that money to scientists who will produce scientific results that support the global warming hypothesis of the Democrat Party of position. So they don't have any choice. If you're going to get the money, you've got to support of position. So they don't have any choice. If you're going to get the money, you've got to support their position. Therefore, 97% of the scientific reports published support global warming. Why? Because those are ones the government pays for, and that's where the money is. It's real simple, but that doesn't mean it's right. That doesn't make it true. That only makes it bought and paid for. The money goes in circles.

Like I saw a guy, but that wide-awaited media shit tag on the end. You fucking idiot. He immediately just started yelling at that guy. How dare you call me a denier? You bald fuck. Yeah. It's funny, dude.

Funny, dude. Let's see if any of this is good. They removed, they welded the border wall open in Arizona. That's too bad. Did they. Well did it open. Yeah, they welded the doors open.

Okay. They went ahead and salted the earth. Oh, funny everyone said that the wall was so dumb that we should just do like drone surveillance and stuff. But like, even with the wall, they're like dismantling it. So how do you think the drones would have gone? Like, oh, switch them off, fuck this. Yeah, right, yeah.

Yeah, here's the, here's the welded open border wall. Biden welded open the Trump border wall and Tucson. Wide open, dude, look at this shit. Isn't that crazy? Now the guy's just looking at it like a border wall with open doors and he tests the, he kicks one of them. Oh does he just right there right there? Right there, right there. He's got like a pinion in the door to keep it open, and he can't. It won't budge. Err, err.

Let's don't look at it. Just look, he's pulling on it. Very hard, but, well, why is it open? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. They're dismantling it too, piece by piece. Yeah, selling it.

Oh god, I would imagine it'd be sold, yeah. Yeah. I guess they're right. Walls aren't effective. Guys, we'll just take them down. Well, Walls are only effective if they're, if they're walls, you know, I mean, it's the, like a technicality context book. Yeah, Walls have to be vertical.

Also, I don't know if you knew that. Walls aren't going to be effective because we're going to take it down. Right. It's going to become a path. Oh. Um, they are, I mean, it's the last one, then I'll read some comments. All right.

Super Mario brothers. This is probably that, let's end on a happy note. Super Mario brothers with Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper. John Legg, Wasamo. Yeah, they're remastering it. One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. You didn't like it. It was so fucking weird.

Did you see it in theaters? No, no, no, no. No, yeah, I did. You and the two one express showed it to me. Loved it. That's how I was like, how did this get made? Dude, I guess there was like a real Coke binge, like 80s. Sounds like a reference to the eighties.

Fuck, I loved that movie. I'm so like, I loved it before it was cool to ironically love it. I actually become cool. I ironically love it. Yeah. Cause they worked in all the elements of the games into a like a real life thing without making it a stupid Chris Pratt joke. That like a world that couldn't possibly exist. Yeah, there's, there's definitely some Chris Pratt backlash, isn't there? He's just kind of in everything. Yeah, and because he said he's like Christian.

Oh, right. Now everybody makes up weird conspiracies about him. Like he left his wife, because they had an autistic kid. Or so, yeah, I've heard in saying shit about him, just like at bars talking to people. It all happened as soon as he said anything good about God. So then it's like, oh yeah, you can't be into God.

We're bigger, we're the studio, we're bigger than God. Yeah, you've started to say there's a God, we'll get you. We'll send Lance Grossman out here. We'll send Lance Grossman. Wait, here's some more happy news, I think. Context book discrimination. The placebo effect is not real, I read a science study on.

Okay. And here's a, I don't know about that, but. Trans woman, well, they did it. Trans, I, wait, trans identified male, this is getting more confusing to me by the day. A trans identified male has been charged in the horrific stabbing death of a homeless. Wait, is that a, what were they born as?

Right, that's trans identified. So is it a trans male? Trans male? Just say trans male. Right. You can be trans identified. What are you talking about? Yeah, uh, forget it. Let's go trans identified. What are you talking about? Yeah.

Forget it. Let's go with that. I mean, she looks pretty sexy. Look at her. Look at all these tattoos. That's the way I imagine a dress would fit on me. Yeah. I can't tell which way I'm supposed to be making fun of her.

So I guess I know. It's working. Yeah. Yeah. If you told me whatever your gender was, this person, this individual, I would believe it. Okay, look at the name. Isabella, Karumi, Asuka, Raimondo. So is this half Japanese, half Mexican or something?

Half anime. Yeah, I don't know. Calab trans identified male. A man, okay. Who identifies as trans woman. You fucking idiot, fucking, just go with their lingo. We all already adopted it. Right, because that first sentence,

that first sentence, basically we got the opposite meaning from that. Trans identified male. Yeah. Trans identified. So is that like, like the fucking conservatives are always trying to wait to figure out how to wait to wait to say oh, but they're actually a man Yeah, we don't do yeah all of us fucking know just say what the words is yeah, right because we all whether we

Whether we agree with it or not or whatever or the stance on it. We do we know what it means People learn the language pretty quickly Mrs. Oh, your name is Mrs. Lapetamane. You have the same last name. Are you brother and sister? No, it just identifies as my, it's like something we have because we're going to recognize union by the state of two people who want to share finances for some fucking reason. Right.

Oh, I see. Oh, okay. So confused that you have the same last name. I thought you were brother and sister, but that would be weird and gross because you're kissing and you have kids. Yeah. Oh. So you just pretend to have his last name.

Yeah. For fun. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. I love it. I get off on it. That's a woman. It's like, I just fucking come my brains out because I'm pretending to have a guy's last

name. I'm so into being submissive. God, fucking dammit. Stephen Romando, thank you. Fettles that. Who goes by the name? Oh, so this trans lady stabbed a homeless woman? Wow.

You're like what a hero. Oh, wow, yeah. Sentence committed. Yeah. Well, yeah. Because sentence committed. Yeah. Well, so prison. I have a special program. It's called Trans versus Homeless. We're letting all the trans people

work out their aggression on the homeless, full commuted sentence. Not innocent. Somebody's not acquitted. Get the sentence. Somebody's getting therapy, that one. If they kill a normal person, they're going to jail for all these sentences

stacked on top of each other. But homeless. Okay. Just kind of have sick of them. They kill a normal person, they're going to jail for all these sentences stacked on top of each other, but homies. Okay. Just kind of have sick of them. It's reported that Rammundo and the Roper and Roper knew each other prior to the violence hack, Shocker. Oh boy, okay. Well, most people are killed by someone they know. Yeah.

All the trans violence against trans people, it's all like them doing relationship shit and killing each other over relationship stuff like normal people. Right. I see like there's a big violence, there's an epidemic of violence like yeah, because they're all fucking doing drugs and killing you. Well, I mean, you're looking each other and then getting Ben out of shape about it like normal people the way that you like normal people. Yeah, the way that people, you know, they if you read the headlines or whatever they think it's like It's just like a normal guy like me committing acts of violence. Yeah, right look that's the one You ask any ask any cop like domestic violence and that kind of stuff it knows no bounds No, it's in every income bracket every race every fucking religion every it's it's it's it's it's it's bracket every race, every fucking religion, every, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's everywhere. As long as there's a woman involved, there's, there's gonna be violence.

Stay man. Right. Nah. As much. You forgot to say warranted, dumbass. Last being relationships. Woo. Woo.

Whoa. You want to see some domestic violence? You want to see the fucking flannel fly? You go to the right bar on a Friday night. Terrible. Oh man, so I went out with the friend of ours. Yeah. To the purge downtown, you know that bar?

I don't. Roof top bar. No, upscale, swanky. I mean, I had two upscale. There's a bunch of like fucking show-lows and show-lows making out. Yeah. Countries, a bunch of big fat pigs.

Yeah. And they all look Mexican women, they get so fat they start looking the same like the there is a when they're real young though they seem to be some of the hottest women on the fucking planet. Oh yeah. And then like before they get fat, right? Because then they all look like mom. I'm walking around all, the fat rolls, those spilling around. With a little dog that doesn't like anybody but them. With a little purse that looks like a postage stamp

on their fat bodies. Yeah. Oh my god. It is kind of, it's the transformation to me. We're here, the three of us are here wearing a skin type. I mean, gold, she can seal there. She's wearing a floral print, like a couch. Yeah. Walking around, oh, I am seal there. She's wearing a floral print, like a couch. Yeah.

Walking around, oh, I'm a puppy. Look at that. So our friends go to the bathroom, and there's a giant glass crash, and then they come running out. Oh shit. It's like, oh God, is there a terrorist attack? And then two women just come spilling out

into the middle fistfighting. Oh, wow. And I, I mean, not even like, I wanna say that I grabbed my phone when I heard the glass crash, because I'm like, oh, awesome. Something's gonna get my phone out of the phone. Could you hear like yelling or anything? No, they're just grabbing hair and, you know,

and then the fight ends and my girl's like, oh my God, did you see it? Oh, Jesus Christ. And she sees that I have it on my phone. I don't know, yeah, I'm like in? Oh Jesus Christ. And she sees that I have it on my phone. I can hammer each other. Dumb bitch. Was it decent?

It was okay. My girl got her skirt pulled up. Her big gross fat ass was on display, so that's funny. Is that why your phone's cracked? Yeah. They have the decibel warning on phones. You're listening to loud. They'll warn you and turn it down.

My phone warned me, you know, caution. That's a really huge bitch. Switching to panel view. Yeah, switching to panel view. You might want to consult a doctor or a psychologist if you're enjoying what you're watching right now. He's detecting a avalanche of cellulite, spilling out in a bar from a fat chica

with a silver dress on. Yeah. I can't show it obviously. Or maybe I can, I don't know. I don't know if, yeah, I mean, I don't know if he can. Oh, Vito's driving over here. Why? Is he driving over here?

I don't know. Okay, no, okay. He's probably got to talk about like an email he got or something. It's like, I'm good and sued. I think he's pissed now. Why? Because, like, all these, like, because you're talking about it right here. No, all these fucking guys just lie about him, nonstop. Like they've been calling him a pedophile for like two years.

Yeah, I know, yeah. And then now they're all like clutching their pearls. Like, can you believe the dick called Eric illiterate and said that he's doing a charity fraud? Like, well, yeah, I kind of think he is, was. I think he got a bunch of money to give them after I started talking about it. Well, he changed tact, I think. I mean, I mean, he wasn't a gang, so I know he's a fucking, I know at one point in his

life he was a thief and a criminal. I don't think gang, so I know he's a fucking, I know at one point in his life he was a thief and a criminal. I don't, I don't think that just goes away. If you're in a gang, you're still a fucking reprobate. I know you guys just love Cinderella stories, like you saved him. Look at this black guy we saved from the streets. He's a good guy now. Shocker. Yeah.

Um, he's at least lying constantly. Yeah. And sticking all of his goons on this Christian ministry that's now getting review bombed by him that they're blaming on us. So fuck you. Okay, Hutchinson. Join your Patreon after years of seeing you on PKA.

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That's a lot of people are tightening up instead of, you know, spending money, so. Yeah, you don't have to support us, but thank you for supporting us. Exactly. Patreon. Patreon.com slash the Dix show. And even if you don't want to support me, you could support Sean through patreon.com slash the Dix show. That's important to remember.

Take a way you can get it. Dan Dasterley says, here's the Nobel Prize winner you were thinking about with the clouds. Oh, okay. NobelPrize.org. Oh, yeah. That was. Climate change, the ultimate challenge for economics. William D. Nordhouse delivered his- Oh, what is it?

So he's like, sure. Economics sciences. Is that what he is? I guess. No, this isn't the guy I was thinking. The guy I was thinking of was a physicist. Oh, I'll look later. The original single point I was making last week about the big bank.

Oh, okay. He says, the big bank theory states it all comes from an initial singularity. No, it doesn't. I don't think that singularity is a black hole. It is thought to be unimaginably hot and a dense point originating more than 13 billion. No, the big bank theory specifically traces everything back to a moment after creation. It does not say is you could say, well, it says it comes from a singularity, but it technically doesn't. It traces it all the way back because a singularity is not,

like same thing, it's in the middle of black holes. It's like, well, I don't know. Everything goes to infinity, infinite mass, no space, we don't really don't know. And they don't know if it was like formed from the end of another universe, like we're pulling around all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A lot of theories, but the Big Bang theory just says it's all the way back to T equals, it's not T, time equals zero, it's time equals point, oh, it's right after, like right after the beginning. So you can't say, well, it says it came from it, so you're like, well, yes, it would imply that, but it does trace it all the way back. Explicitly cover that.

No, but it doesn't say, we have no concept of what that is. Well, everything kind of, all the equations get cock-eyed when it goes to that T equals, when you set time equal to zero, but you only wanna do that because you see like, well, then what's it come from? Like it doesn't say that.

It just says, it's small, small, small, small, small. Yeah, yeah. Let's see here. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Stubby toe says, Um, let's see here. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do in the comedy sphere for a rapist he didn't make. Yeah, sure. It's true. Yeah, Maddox. Look at this on the Dixia. Yeah, it's a rapist.

Right. That's what Dix does. He maintains a rapist. Dix doesn't even look at that site. Like he, I don't even want a rap. Yeah, how about that? Right, right. No, I, people could be saying whatever about me,

I would never fucking know it. Unless somebody sent it to me. I don't go on any of that stuff. Yeah, it is crazy. A guy pretending to be affiliated. Well, a guy who, I mean, he's a fan, I don't know. Yeah. Funny, what's he doing?

Right. The guys who do the rap list were fans too. Here's a bunch of women that we wanna. And you're a find out like whether that was like the guy who actually did it who apologized because somebody wrote a fairly, I don't know. I think those guys might be for sure about the rapist guys. Mine now actually like really hate me. It's so, the worst part about all this shit is that like the super fans are the most likely

to just get crossed and then despise you and they, but there's a very, but you really sick psychologically though, it makes perfect sense because they're so, I know. They're all in. Yeah. When you become, look, you become a zealot, you can get unconverted if they're and become a, for the other side, if the right thing happens. Yeah, because it's it's it's I'm sure in their mind Whatever you've done to make them hate you was such a betrayal. Yeah of who they

conjured up in their mind. They think they're part of the they think they're part of the show and they also yeah Yeah, you people hate you now. I hate you's like man You're just like a guy. They also see you as there's a filter. There's a filter there. That's like, you are not exactly as they picture in their mind. It's weird. Yeah, it's just, it's like people do that.

People do that. It's like, yeah, that's why they don't meet your heroes, you know? Yeah. Willie Dengus says, so when you do fentanyl, you have to be very careful not to touch it or breathe it in. You have to run up to it really fast and snort it and then run away.

That's, you know what? Sounds like someone who's been there. I didn't know that about that. That's why all those cops are ODing. Because when you do fentanyl, you have to keep it on a table in the other room and then you put on a hazmat suit so you don't OD, you run in there and then snort it up into your brain and then you run out before you get exposed to it.

Yeah, it's like the demon core. You run in and... Yeah. Run in and take it apart real quick. I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here. I was ready as you were gonna go. I did, I did, I did, I'm dead.

That's what cops want you to think. Yeah, my fucking- Oh my gosh, I'm smellin' some fiddle. I need some dark hand. Injected at my ass. Or I'm out in my ass, that's fine too. We're just in my butt cheek, that's close enough. Woo, wow.

How do people do, excuse me officer? How do people do fentanyl? Will they keep it on the table? And then like snorted, you know, eat a liquefied version. Oh wow, they don't go into huge convulsing fits when they have it out. No, cause they're drug addicts.

Right. Didn't a bunch of cops just go to the hospital for like meth exposure? Yeah. Like what, it's like fentanyl creep. It's like, no, it's like, maybe save room with it. Oh my God. There's meth.

He's got somebody out of beer. Somebody out of no tools. Oh, drunk. I hate my wife, she. Hey, there's meth. He's got somebody out of beer, somebody out of no tools. Ah, drunk. Ah, I hate my wife, she's too fat. I'm gonna go kick the shit out of her because I got alcohol exposure. Man, I can't wait for that 4K, super Mario. Really?

Well, how are they gonna, you know what I mean? But that's like, it wasn't shot in 4Ks. I mean, I feel, yeah, that 4K Super Mario. Really? Well, how are they gonna, you know what I mean? But that's like, it wasn't shot at 4Ks. I mean, it's like, Phil, yeah. Phil, you can. I guess you can, yeah. You're right.

You can just, yeah. You can just, yeah, it's it, right. There's no gaps. Yeah. As they say, an audio, you know, that's. Smelly unfortunate says, vote up the anti-plastic movement. Paper straws are deemed eco-friendly, contained potentially toxic chemicals.

There just could cause a risk to people wildlife in the environment. They get all slimy, they get all like, they're like instantly bad. I'm noticing that a lot of places have gone back to plastic straws. There's a new kind of hard straw that's like a sy, a sye-based or avocado-based or something,

and they're harder than plastic. Wow, they're really cool. Well then, I'm, hey, I just want it to function. Yeah. I don't want to know that I'm not drinking out of a plastic straw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's the gold standard to me.

So if you can, hey, by all means, if you can make it more responsible, and I don't know the difference, go for it. I am like most people, where if it negatively impacts my life or causes me any kind of aggravation. Yes. Paper straws, yeah, PFAS, what is that?

Penis, factory, autism spectrum disorder. We're found in a majority of paper and bamboo straws analyzed. What's like, where are they all made, too? You know, where's all this shit made? China. Yeah, probably exactly. They got fucking lead paint on toilet. China is like, they don't give a...

We're making these... We're filling these paper straws with poison because only Americans would use them. So we can wipe out their whole country just by cramming poison. No fucking Chinese person would use a paper straw. No, no one fucking, we don't use straws at all. They hollow out a chopstick, everybody knows that. They've been widely used since people went retarded. Yeah, they really did.

They really did. That's, you know, paper straws contain toxic chemicals, which could pose a risk to people. See now with this study, you can be with your wife and your kids, and then she's guy like, well, you're doing these paper straws, you can say, you're poisoning our kids, you bitch, you dumb bitch. Get the fucking plastic straws, you bitch. Get the fuck out, get this paper toxic shit out of here. I heard it on Dick's show that this is poisonous. You bitch, get the fuck out, get these paper toxic shit out of here. I heard it on Dick's show that this is poisonous. You bitch. They, this is such a mom thing.

You know, always thinking like, oh, I think you could use something like that when the whole like plastic straw ban went into effect. Like she's like, oh, and I bought these for you. So there's enormous fucking, you're mom did. Yeah, of plastic straws. You know, just so like, you know, whatever, like, you could, yeah, you could, yeah, yeah, you could take one, you know, a restaurant, you could do like,

it's just fucking hilarious. I was like, that's great. That's great. Yeah. I'm gonna put in my pocket. Yeah, whatever, but it's plastic straws. I was like, that's pretty good. Cause you know, she's got a ton.

You could put them in your hands like Wolverine. Yeah. If you're getting raped, if you're going to a restaurant and you think you're about to get raped, you could put your plastic straws in your hands. Exactly. All right, Bub. Then no, you're crazy.

Come on, come and get some of this hot boontang, Bub. You want a day of the dance with me, Bub? Yeah. Polly and Perfloro alkyl substances. That's what PFAS. Okay. I don't know what's last. I don't know what that is.

That is really destructive to human health. Uh-huh. Over time, we're discovered in a majority of paper. Wow. When bamboo straws, oh, they're killing us. These bitches are killing us. The fucking turtle is killing us. Now how often are straws used?

You know, I mean, like I use them all the time. I get that, do you really? Yeah. I can't remember the last time I used a straw. I drink a lot more than you. That's true. Every place has paper straws. Yeah, oh no, that's, I believe that.

I'm consuming more liquid than you. Yes. The groundbreaking European study analyzed straws made from a bunch of shit. Okay. So they're toxic stop using. Yeah. Well, you know, John Bass says here's a black student harassed for, I think dreadlocks.

We still doing that. Didn't George Floyd die for this? I would think this would have a drug. I would think nobody would bat an eye at anybody. You know, there are times where, oh, a white student, or a... Yeah, look at this, I'm poor with the fucker. Oh, gotcha. You said black student, didn't you?

Oh, yeah, black student, harassing. Yeah, I said it for having to add black student. You doesn't even have very good dreadlocks. It's just like, no, no, no. Gross. Yeah. You're saying that I can't work hard with hairstyle because of your culture?

Why? Because my culture, you know what the fuck is mean? Do you know why it was in Egyptian culture? Are you Egyptian? Hahaha. Let me put this on a screen. This totally seems like an act to me. Just saying that his line delivery seems terrible.

Yeah, wow. Yeah. We're like, it's like a candy when he does beat poetry. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, and we're guy. Yeah. And we're guy.

Or it's like a class project, like, Brainiens. Yeah. Yeah. Are you a gypsy? No, but we've seen this. We watched this. We have, was this old?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they posting it now? Because it makes the rounds again. I'm stupid. I've seen that a number of stories on this show where it was like, oh no, that's from 2018. Even though like the day, God damn fake newsers. Well, they just, it just stopped sending me old shit.

Yeah. Mr. Meatball says this lady sold her house to afford a breast reduction. Oh no. Oh, oh, you fucking bitches. How much can that cost? How big were her tits? I'm gonna like you need like a 34 age cap, back three or something to know.

So where this is context, but Oh, so where this is context book, torches interference of me. Her challenges began when she was just 16 years old. Oh, yeah, tell us more. Now, at the age of 30, say that like that, after legal, legal, legal. That's age of consent in UK. Okay, they wrote this in the US, they would have said 18. Okay, okay.

But the UK, that is the lowest they can. Okay. Don't you think that with Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones promoting Andrew Tate and his brother who are being investigated for trafficking minors, sexually trafficking minors? And then when I say like, well, little girls, like someone should tell them how to protect themselves.

That you're called a pedophile. Yeah, it just seems like the right wing just wants to make little girls easier to rape. That's what I get out of it. Well, you saying teaching girls how to protect themselves is like you sound like a parent. These are what, this is what, but the parents are putting them in like dancing shit.

Like somebody's got to get through these moms and say, hey, stop doing this shit. Stop recording them. You know, these guys are like huge, these guys are like, these guys are like, criminal rapists and the entire the biggest names in right wing politics are promoting them. Yeah. And saying that they're cool. Yeah.

Like Alex Jones took a cross and should burn in hell for putting these guys on and buying their promoting their lies that they're good. I don't, I lost you because them is crazy. I don't, I really don't understand the, like we have to, we have to circle the wagons. We have to, like it's like for Andrew Tate, for, for, for, for anything. Like maybe some of the guys in prison for like Jay's January 6th, maybe Ricky Vaughan, who's 12 people that like if you can text your vote. Ricky Vaughan, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, maybe Ricky Vaughan, who's 12 people that like, if you can text your vote. Ricky Vaughan, that was his name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's in prison. Yeah, yeah. For saying that you can vote by text. Fucking praise it. Oh, which is obviously false. So like, obviously a joke. Yeah, he's in prison for like election interference. Contact back.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, like the entire Democratic Party is like, like, like, like, all politics are just lying all the time. Now at the age of 33, her condition has gotten worse. Oh, her tits got even bigger. Oh, no. Look at those bad boys on the right.

Yeah. Look at the before picture on the right because women do that now, because, yeah, so the before, they got that. I don't know why, this is wrong. That's wrong. Okay, this is the before picture. Sometimes it's the before and the way before.

I can't blow it up. I can see though. Yeah, I have eyes. Yeah, me too. Whoa. Well, you were already fat. Look at this sausage casing right here. Yeah, I mean, I can be like John Madden.

I don't know, yeah, I mean. Right here. You got a sausage casing gut right here. Boom. Food goes in here. Boom comes out right here. Right in the gut. Boom pop that gun down. Gonna be coming in from the side here. There are definitely some listeners going. Who's John Madden? Yeah.

Gabe listeners. Uh, to be he. Well, I guess we knew him as a, we knew him as a, you know, a commentator. I know as a video game. Yeah. John Madden strip ball. John Madden, but it's like, you know, he was a, he was a head coach. I was. I didn't even know that. Yeah. I believe he, yeah, he won a Super Bowl of the Raiders, I think. Okay. Here's one.

My mom is dying. Hey, dick. My mom is dying. And she's the primary reason that I do anything. All right, I'm gonna need another beer for this one. Yeah. May I. That might be the Diet Coke Showing Up, too. Oh, really?

It might be Vito Showing Up, too. Really? Should we do a show with Vito? Okay. Chris Herc and Rod says, hey, Dick and Sean, you can read my name if you want to. Good luck with my silly Dutch surname, though. I think I nailed it.

I've, you know, Herc and Rod. Herc and Rod. Sure. Can he say Herc and Rod? Oh, wait, okay. I know this email. Sorry, requires a bit of context. You are going to need a beer.

Back in 2012, my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, and beat it a year later. He doesn't say how big her tits were. We were vigilant of it returning and my mother did checks twice a year. I helped her. I added that just joking. Okay. It didn't help much that as she got rediagnosed

in late 2019. Is it Justin Wang doing this? Oh no, no, no. Who was the guy who's out of who? Chris Chan. Thank you. Yeah, this is from Christian joke would have been better. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

The more Chan, I don't know. Hey, the more third. What a video. Oh, video, hi. Hey, let me start. Let me open a track. All right, all right, all right. For him.

What's up, buddy? Hey, man. I'm having fun now. Now it's fun. I told you it would get fun. Yeah, we'll start it off not fun. You don't get not fun again. It'll probably get not fun again, but right now it's like fucking hilarious.

It'll never feel as bad as it felt when you were throwing up in the bathroom before the show. I threw up in the show because I'm on fucking super way lost medication, all right? And something like that. Okay, I read this part of the fucking story. I read it right before I came okay. I read this part of the fucking story. I read it right before I came over. I read this story.

No, look, maybe my nerves were a little afraid. Okay, but when a guy who is known for throwing his money away, says he wants to sue me, yeah, I go, oh, it doesn't even matter if he has any case at all, he's actually fucking insane and will'll just throw money at this. You always lose. Yeah. And that's for some reason you can counter suit and collect damages or something.

You should suit the blaze. You should suit the blaze. Well, it's the blaze. It's complicated. I don't know who's involved with what? Glenn Beck and God run the blaze. Dude, I'm confused because they looked at Ripper Versus. They only do five people own his company.

Right? Oh, yeah. That was interesting in the lawsuit. In the ice-sum versus Eric Chilayne. Eric Chilayne is the Ripper Versus. They say there's five owners. He's the wealth piece, right? But there's five owners of his comic book company, which is odd, isn't it? Well, five, there's only one owner of the Dixiel.

Yeah. Why is there five owners of the Ripper Versus comic book? You've heard of partners, right? I mean, why is there a person? Okay, but who verse? Well, I mean, but you've heard of partners, right? I mean, why is there a bar? Okay, but who are the partners? So you think that's a hot or a bar? He's the writer and produces everything in the spokesman.

Yeah. Why is there, and he made $4 million right away. Why is there four other people? Were partners? Well, peculiar. I don't know, maybe, are they, were they funding things? You know what I mean? Exactly.

Exactly. Capital, did they play right shot? You know, silent partners, type of are they, were they funding things? You know what I mean? Exactly. Exactly right, Sean. You know, silent partners. Yeah, very silent and anonymous. Silent and deadly. Silent and deadly. Eric has never said this company is anyone other than himself. Right. So to find out, there's four other guys.

Sus. Okay, I don't know who they are. I have suspicions. Maybe they're rapists. Maybe they're pedophiles. Maybe they're pedophiles. And that's why they want to be anonymous. Actually, I might be working.

I'm going to put up obtuse known on this to do some investigating for TDS news. My organization that has a lot of independent journalists. A subsidiary of subsidiary. That part's a joke. It's not a, the Dixia was not a subsidiary. If anything, it's probably the universe. Yeah. Anything is the other way around. Right. It is interesting that if Eric's working with pedophiles

who need to be anonymous, I want to know if people are supporting a pedophile, a bunch of pedophiles making a comic book, this is how I get sued. You're just asking questions. I'm just asking questions. I'm not saying I have secret. Eric's also saying he has secret information and receipts of what? Us doing nefarious shit. Yeah. Yeah. Which he doesn't have because if he had them now would be the time when I was going. Remember how mad I don't know that. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

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First, the first video was like, we got these guys dead and rights. We're gonna fuck him. I'm gonna fuck him. And everyone's like, yeah, we're gonna crowd fund your loss or whatever. And then I put out this melee mouth,

fucking backtracking video where he's like, oh, so- Oh, the thing is, you know, some people got the gemazz occasion that I was going to sue dick and veto, but I don't know where the God this information, not for me, because I can't tell a story. So I know it wasn't for me. That much of God intensively from another delivery machination that I'm since on the wheels. I think he talked like Carmel. I love Thomas so well. He is another

black guy who is as smart as like me. I'm Eric to that. I know. I prove this message. If you like and I prove this message, if you support me enough, I will give you superpowers. Maybe I'll draw you into my I'm Eric to lie. If you do enough, if you talk about Vito and Dick going to jail, all right, you in my comic book, you can be a superhero with me. We'll fight crime together and find out why Jasmine into prostitution. So in closing, all the people saying we're going to jail. I'm like, okay, his followers are actually stupid. We didn't like, you guys, but I'm not telling I'm telling on Necrachate every saying, no, they're not going to jail. But Nick Rikki is like, you guys are having fun doing this for prison.

I'm like, yeah, okay. I'm like, wow, this guy is like, this is really what some people think. Yes, they literally think we're going to go to prison because a dumb idiot who is not us and an email. Got his feelings hurt. She's insane. A hilarious reporter. I see, I fully enjoy this. email. It's feelings hurt. It's insane. A hilarious reporter.

Yeah. I see the doors. I think it's fucking hilarious. I absolutely fully endorse obtoos. No, a 100%. I love all the fans of the show. I love when you guys run with your own ideas and do funny stuff. You know, you're on my show.

I know. I was nice and careful with you. There's my show. If somebody hits you're on my show, man. I know. I was nice and careful with you. There's my show. If somebody hits you, somebody hits you, or a cow canceled, you fucking hammer them back. Come back 10 times as hard, so they're fucking terrified of ever fucking with you, or anybody like you again.

Just stay within the- That's the dick show, motto. Stay within the legal realms of the lawn, do whatever you want there. I'm not a cop. Law is very complicated. Sometimes you can't figure it out at the time. You know, you gotta let the courts work it out.

Well, yeah. The guys doing the flash mobs at Nordstrom stealing all those bags. They do something illegal? I don't know. They're not in jail. So for the court to decide. Yeah, the court said no. Court said, let, nah, they're fine.

Let them go. So I guess that's not illegal. I mean, I don't know. I'm just like a guy over here. Sure. We don't know how the law works. It's not our job to know. I know it's illegal, the buy drugs,

but everybody wants to do them. So I don't know. Is that, what am I supposed to tell people not to do cocaine? Is that what I'm supposed to do? Am I role model? Are you got to do what you want to do, man? If you want to do a little weed, now it's illegal, but not everywhere.

Am I supposed to say don't do weed? That's insane. Am I supposed to tell filter, children not to drink a beer? Excellent point. I'd say I personally, you know, I'm not making those points, but Tick is making some points on his own of cord. Wait, here is Sean, here is the doozy.

Dude, all the people also, yeah, wishing for our death has been fenced. They're little like weird comic book fantasies This is an Eric July fan. Yeah, who in Eric's are actually I did this video of how we're going to jail. Yeah, here's this guys comment Bad mojo, do you know what pisses me off? Wait, let me put a soundtrack on this one. Oh, my good soundtrack. Ooh, a little reading music. Yeah, a little reading music for ya.

Intense, what should I search for? A royalty-free, intense action music. Why do you care about royalty-free at this point? You're not on YouTube. He's not a law breaker. I don't break the law. Oh, it's true. I don't care if other people break the law. Well, you can fair use, use some soundtrack,

and then they... I do break some laws. Yeah. Actually, I don't care about the law. A man of money complex. If he's Dick Masterson. Uh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this is, uh, welcome to yeah, so this is Welcome to pain Mr. Masterson Me and me and all of Eric July's former gang members are in prison here. We're gonna rape you with the ass Just like no said you're gonna get fucked in the ass going down Eric July was one of our lead lieutenants in the gang and the gang of West Memphis or whatever he was from. West Philadelphia. It's the first time he's in the world.

He's the first time he's in the world. The music to the B team. We would haunt the basketball courts and make punk out fools like you. Whenever you were talking, bad mojo, you know what pisses me off. The people like Dick Masterson are breathing the same air and living on the same planet as the rest of us.

Ah, Thanos was right. I'd sell my soul to actually possess the infinity glove. Thanos the new Hitler. Thanos, Thanos. Thanos was right. I'd say no. I'd say no. Like his real.

Yeah, the comic book. Well, Thanos. Well, that's the world they live in. Thanos was right. I'd sell my soul to actually possess the Infinity Gauntlet to snap all their asses to dust. It might be harsh, but it would fix this country and this world. Wasn't the snapping to dust just random? It didn't seek out people who thought it was gonna assume that for some reason

you could've caught in it. That's right, what if I just survived it? He just, what is just population, right? Yeah. Well, I think the person who smacked you might have to smash. I can't say that. Has Ken Chuse.

He can? Yeah, Thanos. That's not what Thanos' idea was. Thanos was just random. Well, Thanos. There was just too many people. Thanos, flip a coin. Let's see who dies.

Basically, if you have the gauntlet, you can do anything. That's a good thing. That's not what he said. That's not sugar flipping the coin. Yeah, here. Yeah. What calls heads is the demon and tail,

or head, yeah, the demon is Eric is me dies. Okay. And cheers to you is Eric July dies in the Thanos snap. Okay. Ready? Let's see. Um, here we go. Eric dies. Eric dies. Wow. in the Thanos snap, okay? Okay, let's see. Um, here we go.

Erick dies. Erick dies. Wow. I like it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, sorry, with the Thanos snap. And bad mojo goes down with him. I'm gonna assume they're psychically linked. Ah.

Yeah, I've had guys posting in my comments, weird little Navy SEAL sniper fantasies or whatever. So we're gonna be talking about. I was talking about. I was talking about. I was talking about. I was talking about. Some people talking about. I was talking about Chazaz. I'm gonna hide out in the used video game store. That's a good place to ambush me. I'm gonna keep courage for the turbo graphics. I'm gonna pop out of the box when we get some.

Yeah, these Eric July fans are very dumb. Yeah. And it's like guys who like, I would think would know better are like, oh yeah, they're facing serious jail time. Yeah, and I'm like do you know what a defamation lot Do you think anyone's ever gone to prison for defamation like that? I think the courts give a fuck about you retards and this black guy that can't talk or write or read No judge can go like what is this gay shit? Get out of here. I do feel, I don't know if I feel bad,

but it is just like, I don't know, I don't want Nick recated to get in trouble because Eric July is lying about us. It's so fun. I know it'll be fine, but just so fucking weird that all these people are like, you're not allowed to be friends with Dick Masterson anymore.

Nick's like, fuck you, I'll be friends with him ever. I want, what are you talking about? And he could just say, oh yeah, okay, fuck Dick Masterson, I hope he goes to jail. Yeah, I don't do that at any point. Yeah, he's like fuck you. I'll be friends with over. What are you talking about? And he could just say, oh, yeah, okay, Fuk Dick match and I hope he goes to jail. Yeah, I don't do that at any point. Yeah. Yeah. He's just doing it like because he has Internal like he has actual principles. He's like, well, I'm just not gonna be fucking bullied into who I'm like, I'm not gonna disavow somebody Not doing anything illegal or wrong, but who's a nice person. Yeah, like whatever. They're furious that he's laid out the legal case and been like, well, this would be like an impossible case to win. When an Eric's July would be an idiot, if you tried to sue the guys.

Because it's stupid. Why aren't you on Eric's side? And he's like, I'm telling you what the law is. What do you want? What do you want? What you have to prove? Yeah. Yeah.

Even if you could prove that guy, like they could have told him specifically, go do this and fuck with this thing. I fully avow anyone taking revenge for wrong that's been done to them. If you feel that you have been wrong, you should take a hundred percent revenge on the people that have wronged you in every possible way that you can and that has always been my policy and everybody who listens to the show knows that. That's true. Especially if they're bigger than you.

If they have a bigger audience than you, they have more power than you, and they fuck with you, and you can hurt them back. You should fucking hammer them. Well, always punch up. Or down. Or down. Just punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways.

Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways.

Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever sideways. Or punch you ever decisions. Somebody punches you hammer them back. Oh, this is all gotten so out of control. This is why you don't false flag people. Cause now, and it creates a catastrophic, yeah, people punch back situation. No, an emailed the ministry before they started getting false flagged. I think a lot of people don't expect to, you know, have the, uh, the anti-up. If you were, if you were confused by the I-SOM comic book and the I-SOM Christian ministry,

make sure you email the trademark attorneys and swear that you were confused by the mark. Are you allowed to say where? Of course I'm allowed to say where. Of course I'm allowed to say where. I was brought up on a huge news. Sworn affidavit. I genuinely, when he announced this comic was named I-SOM.

I googled Isom, saw that there was an international school of ministry was the top result. Yeah. And I had a brief like, oh, is he working with them? Like that genuinely did have plans. I did a little bit of research on what

I was thinking, but someone you know makes five percent self in a similar position as Vito. Make sure you contact. I'm the one. Make sure you contact the lawyers. We're in charge of the trademark of the feud. Yeah, I'm gonna keep away from the trade war.

But if you, that's in the same place. Must enforce property. That's the bait. Okay. It's a Christian superhero. They're a Christian company. I mean, it's a little confusing. I'm reading this email somebody sent.

Oh, okay. From Chris Herc and Rob. Oh, this one, yeah. Hey, Dick and Sean, you can read my name. My story requires a bit of context. Oh, yeah, hiskin-Rod. Oh, this one, yeah. Hey, Dickenshawne, you can read my name. My story requires a bit of context. Oh, yeah, his mom had breast cancer. Right. She got reg-diagnosed in 2019 with a more thorough cancer,

which coded a fair few organs and bones as well. Just like breaking bad. He got cancer and then got over it and then the cancer came back. Yeah. Right. Right. Maybe she was making meth as well.

Okay. She could not recover from this. She, and it was given a few months to live initially. We were devastated. Thankfully, this time around, the cancer was of a type that could be fought pretty handily with all sorts of modern medicine. And how she's lived an excellent life.

My dad even retired before the official retirement age in order to travel the world with her. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, she's fucking great. Yeah, it's awesome. Well, it's fucking great. You don't know how much time he got. You got it. Enjoy it.

He's, they weren't arguing online about who's going to chill for making fun of their comic. I know somebody who did that, like got cancer and then it was just like, I got an, I wish I would get cancer. I'm going to travel the world. Just travel the world. You travel. But not with like cancer travel. Yeah. Cancer travel, you're like,

I'm fucking free of this fucking shit. Cancer travel is probably the greatest. The greatest travel. Come your brains out. I don't wanna cancer travel. I'm traveling, I'm still thinking, when I'm on vacation, I'm still thinking I gotta go home and do the shit, I'm miscarrying.

Make sure my 401K is fucked up, and interest rates are gonna be like, I don't get fuck about anything at all. You might die on vacation. Yeah, I might drive a fucking cancer collapse right here. I'm not worried about anything. We are well off enough to enjoy these luxuries. Yeah, no shit. However, in 2022, she received a pretty huge blow.

One of her ovaries got twisted as a result of a hormone imbalance. Oh, yeah, I can, okay. And I took it really badly. Oh, now, I thought you can do surgery and do the... Well, maybe you should... Well, they definitely... They definitely...

I can twist her ovaries. Yeah, I mean... Yeah, well, I don't know. They're not like a labrador. Women's ovaries, like the stomach's getting twisted. You think it's like that? Well, no, I mean, they do. They were really doing very serious. They're moving over. I mean, you got to get on hormones. I don't know how serious it is. Why are you got ovaries when you're a menopausal

woman? Well, you keep them in there. You don't get it. They twist up. Fuck you. I took it really badly. Now, just last week, she got an infection in her her arm and with all the meds and shit her immune system is nigh on spent so it's wreaking havoc on us. Oh well, that's all bad stuff. I tell you all this because my mother's the most important figure in my life. Wow, I have no girlfriend, no real friends. Oh no, just the standard online gaming buddies

spread all over Europe. I'm currently attending university for a prestigious degree. I show no great. I'm just shocked. I think his mom's gonna end up in Fortnite when she dies. That's his church. Is that? That's his communal meeting ground.

It's basically the Holocaust Museum. Just saying. Did you see that? Remember the Holocaust, the Fortnite Holocaust Museum guy who was in here. The Times of Israel did a story on him. And they took a picture of him from where you're sitting right now, Sean. Really?

And I put in there, and I said, this is the only time. No, it was like pretty friendly. And I said, this is the only time you will ever see the Dixho studio in Israeli news. Hopefully. Hopefully. Let's celebrate some of Israel.

Hopefully. Let's post some great videos. Did you retweet it from me? Yeah. Yeah, I did. No, he sent that to me. He's like, hey, look, the dick show is on Israeli news. And I was like, it's pretty good.

I like that guy. I like that guy. Man, he's a cool guy. I hate to say it. Look at this. That umbrella guy. See how they're framing this shot? Erickshawized sued as a fake journalist targets kids charity. Yeah. But then at this, that umbrella guy. See how they're framing this, Sean? Erickshawized sued as a fake journalist

targets kids charity. But then I found out that umbrella guy here introduced his kid to a pedophile on his stream. Don't you think that's weird? That's what someone told you. It is pretty weird. Not something I would do. I got it used to do more research.

I got it used to do more research. I got it used to do more research. It just sounds like this whole group is a den of pedophiles and sickos. I was happy to see that that video got like no views. Like nobody cares. That's the weird thing. I don't think people really care about air July the way.

The way these guys want to suck. All these guys are like sucking his dick and it's like, it's an extreme audience. You're already. You're not gonna care about this. It's totally focal minor. Yeah, probably gets is dick sucked by the yellow flash guy and umbrella guy more than his wife sucks his dick. They're probably all.

Don't you think? Rubbin and Tugging. I mean his fucking, his name is They're probably all, don't you think? Rubbin and Tugan. I mean, his fucking, his name is Tug. Look, look, look, the times of Israel. Look at this guy. That's right where you're sitting. Look, Adam Nash is in the times of Israel. Yeah, that's another superman fan that fucking hates me now.

Adam Nash is in the times of Israel. That's great. We finally made it, folks. Wow. Now, Luke Bernard's a, he's kicking ass with all this Holocaust video game stuff because he put it up and now everybody's coming to him and offering him projects and stuff. Yeah. He tried to, he downplayed that a little bit.

I was like, well, it's obviously incredible. He's like, I got no money from Epic for the Holocaust for an amusement. I'm like, yeah, but you're going to get some money somehow. Yeah. You're Jewish. Sure, you somehow. Yeah. You're Jewish. Sure, you got an angle, you're running here. Come on. Okay, what?

Now, you're reading about cancer. This guy's mom's got, ovaries were twisted like a Labrador's. And chested. Stop comparing his mom to a Labrador. I tell you all this because, oh yeah, standard gaming buddies all of you. I'm currently attending the university for a prestigious degree.

I show no great interest in. Yeah. Well, that sucks, bud. Not the worst thing you could be doing. But the worst thing you could be doing is writing bad comic books. That would be much worse. That's worse. I have a shitty job making pizzas for a train restaurant.

Okay, that sucks. And it's also hollow. Okay. I'm not doing this stuff because I enjoy achieving achieving a great degree or want to make money. I'm doing it because I want to show my mom I can do it. And I want her to be proud of me. I'm a terrible son. I lie all the time compulsively. About what? I sit in my room all day talking to what are in effect strangers and I have never shown interest in going outside and doing all the things my overachieving brother is doing sports, womanizing, etc. womanizing is not an achievement.

Is womanizing going to impress your mom? Yeah, my son is fantastic womanizer. When he means like achievement, I think he's meaning action. Like his brother is doing stuff and he's not like luminizing. So he feels like he feels like a lump of shit because he and every one of us obviously fucking depressed his stuff.

You know, like this is more women is not what anyone has ever needed. Why aren't you fucking more women? Like your brother, like your brother Andrew. I don't think you got to worry about that, man. It sounds like you want to be getting laid more in your like displacing this desire on your mother.

Yeah. Well, she wanted me to achieve and I'm not getting laid. And she would really want to get a fucking laid all the time. I really don't give a shit. And I have admitted to myself that aside from impressing my mom and her last years I wouldn't have done any of these things degree job if it wasn't for my mom spring me on and wanting to impress her

It's likely that with these recent health shocks her life expectancy It's looking bleak Well, they're all dying. I don't know if you were aware of that, but everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Most specifically, your parents. Yeah. They're getting there. They're the ones closest to whom you know.

Right. If you know people who are closer to death than your parents, then you did something weird that I can't speak to. My mom has already signed documents in 2019 that if her standard of living is impaired, know a fat, not to our likes, she can pull the plug on herself. Yeah, do not resist. Dutch healthcare. Pretty much anyone can do that, bud.

Well, that's a DNR, but there's also, yeah, I mean, I guess that's kind of equivalent, isn't it? Is that what he's saying? Pull the plug on. No, this is like Canada's version where you're like, well, that way, that way, that way's way better. Yeah, you don't have to like, tip a virus to give you the override for the morphine machine.

Yeah, so I fully support like assisted suicide, whatever, like that's, it's your fucking life, you determine what it's worth. Yeah. I'm terrified of what will become of me if I don't have the only person I care about helping me. Is that it or are you terrified that everything will feel exactly the same? Well, he thinks it's bad now and it'll get worse.

Yeah, she's an amazing woman. She gave up an illustrious career to raise me and my brother. And she's still got a great peak career. And she's still got to great peaks career-wise. HR manager of a big power plant. Yeah, oh man. How many people died? Cause a woman was running a power plant.

She insect or seven, well, kind of power wasn't maybe like you ever the cancer. Hopefully one that nobody need at a hospital is don't rely on, right? Okay. Maybe she crashed that evergreen ship in the Suez Canal. No, she was a great one. I'm always great.

She ran a power plant. People need power to live though. Maybe a bakery that's good. Women can take care of all the things. They're mouths. That's a thing. I thought it. I thought it.

I thought it. It was out of Jacksonville. You know, here it your life is like, Clancy, why are you talking about Sue and these fucking white boys? I think it's out of dick smell. You know, Eric July's wife is like, Clancy, why are you talking about Sue and these fucking white boys? What's the other way around? She's like, why you let those white boys push you around? I like those white boys with big dicks

talking about you like this, Eric. You know, take their shoulders. You can't take that shit. Yes, it is prisoner July. It's that. What you talking about, is? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you think that's what's happening in Eric's house? I agree. Get your friends, that guy, that tug guy that introduced his daughter to a petafile on street, they're coming to your corner. You got a bully. Listen to me. Listen to me, Eric. You got a bully.

You know I got a jewelry business to run. And if you don't shut this down, how am I going to advertise my jewelry? And you got that comic book. Eric, why jewelry is what I need. Eric and you got that comic book jewelry is what I need You gotta get out there nipra key to is the pin in this hole there you have to go after him Dad and nipra key I can't sell my Institute yeah, I might be part of it My

Etsy Jewel I Don't know I'm too slow who but honey my comic book that's what's really important fuck your comic book my god So I was gonna clip this yeah good I don't give a fuck I Only care about making comedy and people who will pay for it. I agree with that statement you guys Yeah, well She never went to college as a young woman.

I'm terrified, I don't want to lose her. Buddy, they're all dying. I'm sorry. Yeah. But their parents are all gonna fucking die. And then you're gonna die on somebody else. That's how the fucking works. And you don't know what it's like.

They're gonna not let you die. Then you will. Right. What can I do to not disappoint her memory when she's gone? Where can I find the motivation to strive on? Get up! Get your ass up! Get a better job.

Find out why you've, find out why you feel this way. Because you have a good mom. That's why. Because you're not achieving and succeeding in ways that you want to. And that you know that she was like a dumbass. Magic feather. She's gonna die.

She's not gonna be around, but you got raised properly. And you want to get out and make a better life for yourself. She's gonna fucking do it. The way he talks talks about her like he certainly was shown a good example the last thing she wants is you Your mom is you worrying about her fucking death and beating yourself out. She's gonna fucking die, bro That's how works you go out there Go fuck some chicks or talk to them. I mean it sounds like plat platitudes. It's like she really would want you to be successful. Don't go outside. That's your,

I mean, if he's already playing video games, just get really good at the video games. Wouldn't that make her proud if you were like, no, the best at counting. Like ninja. Yeah, yeah, be like ninja. Yeah, okay. Go get a real job like the rest of us.

I don't know what your degree is in, but go pursue it. See, my dad died and my greatest regret is that I wish he was alive because I would shove my success that I'm having in his face right now. Oh, really? Yeah. I'd go like, oh, you always thought I was like a lazy piece

of shit. Look at this comic book. I read 75 grand. You dumb fuck. And he would say, but what about that weight loss cost? I'd go, what the fuck? I'm talking about that. Yeah.

My dad was a fat piece of shit too. So I'd be like, I fuck you. Now I loved my dad, but I would like to be like, you always thought I wasn't gonna do shit. Yeah. And now I got a bunch of idiots giving me money to make dumb crap. I was gonna, I love all the air,

actually I think. They don't understand it. They don't understand like this generation that can make, like, that can monetize that kind of stuff. No, that was the thing is my dad would tell his friends, like, what does your son do? And then he'd be like, he doesn't have a job. And I'm like, Ted, I make YouTube videos.

What did your dad do? That's not a joke. He's trying to bunch a Domino's Pizza Restaurant. It's like, that was work to him. I'm like, well, I make videos. That's like the most Italian thing. That's basically like a saint to them. Like, what is, what is your dad do?

He runs a pizza shop. He's the restaurant. Yeah. Oh, oh. Now was it part of a drug ring like in the A, you know, like the pizza connection in New York City invented the pizza tracker. Oh, an Italian invented the pizza tracker.

Oh, I had actual jobs. I think he just like was too lazy to try and explain them to his friends, so he just told them that I didn't have a job and I was like, I think my mom thinks it's funny. I think my mom thinks it's funny to pretend that she doesn't know what I do. What's your son do?

I don't know, he's just like getting sued. I was working for a card game company. We had one of the top card games. I sent him like a copy. And then every time I talked to him, he'd be like, so when are you gonna get a job? I'm like, Dad, you know what? I'm a graphic designer and I'm making all this shit

or whatever. I'd be like, oh, you make money from that? And I was just like, yes, yes. It's a real job. Yeah. But again, make money for it. Making pizzas? I guess, yeah, exactly.

I think it was like, if you're not going into like an office every day or something, it doesn't count. I think that's a generational thing. They just can't comprehend that you can, they can't. They don't want to. They don't want to. They don't want to. They just want to.

They just want to. I think they don't want to. They just being assholes. Yeah. But it's like how can you sit in front of the computer at home all day and make a living? He just makes Star Wars videos for the next time you're fucking internet breaks down. You tell me, yeah, yeah, I can sit it. I'd be like, I'm not saying they're right.

That Star Wars video made me $20,000. He's like, he just sets around and talks about Star Wars. He doesn't even have a job. I don't like, all right. So how your dad sound? That was always our impression of him. Was he old? No, he wasn't, he wasn't old.

It's just for some reason, all the employees, because I used to... He had liver problems or some, honestly, we never got, it was just kind of like he dropped dead. Wow. Or like, yeah, just sent him on fire. Like, I don't want to know what happened or why. Like, they just cremated him and we don't know what happened.

That's cool. Yeah, so you got the six cents of humor that I got. No, it comes, that shit comes from fucked up families. Oh yeah, absolutely. The humor is, yeah, the dark humor. That they burn the body and like, don't I get like a window to request the skull? Like, well, cut off his head. Yeah.

The oldest son gets the skull. That's like the rule. Right. That should really be a painting time. Yeah. I'm pissed that they didn't set his head aside and get the flesh off it. Put it in the pocket. Put it in the head.

Yeah, exactly. You bring a woman home and she sees that skull as you say nice. Nice. I should have my father's skull. Yeah. And I'm mad that I don't. It's like one of my greatest regrets. I also don't have, you better get your own dead of school!

I put him out, hit the shot! Well, Eric doesn't know who his father is, so that's gonna be hard. But whatever. No, he doesn't know who his father is. He just doesn't have contact with him. Oh, really? Is that true? Yeah.

Wow. That's why he's such an angry individual. That's why he's so emotionally disregulated because of socioeconomic factors. What can I do not to disappoint her memory when she's gone? Where can I find the motivation? That's the other thing. Yeah. Everybody thinks like your parents,

you got to honor their legacy or whatever? It's like, it's no legacy. Yeah. We're all gonna die. No, you have to do what feels right for you, man. Yeah. Yeah. Stop blaming your mom.

Stop blaming your mom because you're not happy. It's you. You don't need to be a bitch and say, what I gotta do. The reason I feel uncomfortable with my life, and it's like just me doing video games all day, is actually not because of me, it's because of my mom. Don't blame, don't put your shit on your fucking parents. It's you. You do. And if you

hold enough, it's all growing up. Yeah. What you're doing? No, it is. Detaching your own brain. He may be very young. He may be very young. Still in university. Yeah. He may be very young, but it's, it's for at some point, you have to, you have to understand. And he, he clearly sees that he's got some problems. That's good. Yeah, good. That's good. There's hope.

Women love that. You recognize that you have a problem. You can work on that. You're really can, you really can. But it does become, no matter how you were formed, how you're gonna have issues from how your parents raised you, but the growing up part is the responsibility

that you ultimately have for what you do with it. You got the cards, you're dealt. You could find some, this whole game thing, if you do it just right, everything you're saying would just be an amazing pickup line for women. Yeah, tell me your mom's dying. I'm just really introspective right now. Sorry that I look so brooding. Yeah.

Tense, I'm just thinking about my mother and wanting to honor her dead memory. She's got the cancer. Big time. Her ovaries got twisted up like a dog's intestines. Oh boy. Make sure to mention that part. Yeah, dogs. Like how it happens to dogs. How's it happens to dogs? Yes.

Which I also love. Well, I love. I'm a dog lover. Yeah. I know you have huge tits. My mom did too. I'd say this, look, if you're in university, because you think it's going to make your mom feel better about dying of cancer, that's a bad reason to be in university.

No, but it's in Denmark, so it's all free. Yeah, well, that's a good reason to be in university. Yeah. but it's in Denmark, so it's all free. Yeah, well, that's a good reason to be in university. Yeah, I think it's in the Netherlands, isn't it? Where is it? Did he say Dutch? Oh, did he? Oh, I don't fucking know the English. Oh, yeah, maybe.

At the end of the day, please don't. Dutch surname. Don't, yeah, you might be rude. Don't live your life like it's this fucking movie where you got a... Finish college. Finish college or just to... We are there. Yeah, I think that's a couple of years.

Yeah, I'm sorry, done a year. It's done. I don't worry about it. But don't also go in a class every day going, man, if I don't nail this test, mom's gonna just be crushed. It's like, bro, just, you know, do do a good enough job. Really, all your parents want is for you to not be a complete fuck up. No. And my parents just want me to pick them up. Yeah. Drive to all the driving. That's what they want.

That's their number one. What do you want from me? Well, for you to drive always, and us never drives you. What else? Most parents will just settle for, well, at least my kids not like a murderer or a drug dealer. You know?

My uncle. Or he's to tell my dad to look at a bad guy though. That's true, yeah. Oh man. My uncle knew how fucked up everything was. He's to, he told my dad what he goes, you know, he goes, it's a damnedest thing. He goes six kids between the,

between the two of us and not one asshole. And what he meant was like nobody's in jail. Yeah, exactly. Like nobody's in jail. That's really all it takes. Like I know a lot of kids who are like, you know, complete fucking losers and they live at home and they don't have a job or whatever else. Their mom and dad are like, I got a great kid.

You know, he's so nice or whatever else. And I don't see how to achieve anything, especially not now. I hope my mom doesn't have to see me go to jail for making fun of Eric July. I hope my parents die before I go to jail for making fun of Eric July. I hope my parents die before I go to jail Yeah, for making fun of this comics. I don't have to see it right. I don't want to suffer that shame that I want them to Look back book to her me getting asked raped in prison like null said I would I would keep me

Did null say we were gonna go to prison? He said we're gonna get fucked like pigs. He's a fuck. Oh my god I didn't realize he's that the mean I he's he's mean, he's got his finger on the pulse of what's legal and not legal. I know. At least understood that like fucking defamation law. He's like a free speech psychopath. I just, I can't reconcile. I can't reconcile him taking that stance

with who I remember calling in. I know. And he's so racist against black people, like it's even weirder. He just really thinks you're a bad afile. Okay. It's, yeah, I know. He's like, I don't know. It's because of Mr. Girl.

He like hates Mr. Girl and anybody, because I'm friends with that guy. I love the people who say, well, to totally fucked up his life by partnering with Vito. Like you guys, we have a giant show. Dude, I'm a Patreon. The show's about to blow the fuck up. It's number one, it's, it's, it's, it's hilarious. Yes. And number three, no one likes you guys.

Dude, you know, they're fucking losers. They're going nowhere. Like, yes, they've, you know, a lot of them have built this fucking audience, but over time I think that audience is gonna grow up and go, you know, I'm tired of listening to these guys just endlessly complain about every movie and comic book that comes out. I'm not really throwing as opposed to...

Let's see what the ass- Let's see what the ass- The blues have ruined in Star Wars today. They're gonna age out of that. And then a new younger batch of people who hate Star Wars are gonna come along and they're gonna be the new guys and they're gonna really have to introduce the things to pet a pal.

I think biggest problem is like about to be huge. It's about to be huge. Okay, thanks for indulging me. I'm sorry if this email is overtly long. My household is my brother and my father and we are very stoic when it comes to showing feelings aside from anger, which we got from our grandpa.

Great man. Man, you got a lot of like family shit. This is a complicated year. It's like, this is like what families are for, right? And trenching this idea of morality and obligation throughout, down through the centuries. Whether it's, whether it's good or bad. Yeah, I mean, you definitely, it's better than Eric July, who has no family or anything and is acting like a fucking retard and blew this, totally blew this comic fundraiser

because he can't take criticism from me. Who is right? Yeah, I mean, it's, I don't, I even think he would be, if he's honest with himself, I think he would be shocked how like hypersensitive to criticism. He has, nobody likes to get criticized. Yeah. So some people take it and hang onto it forever. Yeah.

And some people are like, why don't like that? But like it's not gonna, it doesn't, it's not gonna derail my life. But I have $6 million. Dude, just do it. I only made 75 grand on my comic. And when airtulized guys go,

your comic looks like shit, I go, that's fine, cause I made 75,000 dollars. Why doesn't he do that with his millions? Why does he just go, that's fine, cause I'm a Filipino. I'm gonna go buy a Rolex,

that's why they exist. So that million hairs can feel good. Good buy feelings. My house, so I can't talk to them. Well, you might be surprised, you can talk to them, bro. That's right, you I can't talk to them. Well, you might be surprised. You can talk to them, bro. That's right. You actually can.

Yeah. Just get him wasted. You feel like you can. You know what I feel? You know, this bad feeling about my mom dying. Yeah. You've all had your mom's die. Right.

What did you feel about it? Shut up, pussy. Exactly. That's what he's thinking in his head, though. Right. That's what I thought. That's what he said's what he's saying to me about his car. So I've kind of had a similar situation. I'll beat up.

I'm time for that one. I have got it. Here, I'm going to say this though, if you, you should talk to your dad before your mom passes, you have to. This guy, if you are so fucking worried about, I don't know how I'm going to live up to mom and blah blah blah blah Like you need to just fucking knuckle up. It's going to be tough or whatever. Yeah, be like hey dad brother Can we go I don't know can we go out to the fucking like the ballet We go to a bar and talk about our emotions. Whatever else just be like I need to talk about this

I'm dealing with a lot of weight like what do you guys think? I know it's going to be hard, but it's probably the fact that you put out this letter like, come on. He feels like he's in it alone, you know? Like, I'm having trouble. Yeah, with mom. See where it goes. I'm worried. I'm worried that's first time dealing with the wife dying too. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm feeling great about it. You might be surprised, you might be surprised what you hear back. You're probably gonna hear from them. I'm so glad that we can talk about this

because I wanted to talk about it too. Yeah, but I didn't want to put it on you. I didn't want you to deal with more than like what, you know. What's the worst that could happen? Your dad rapes you like to punish you. That's the worst that could happen. That's not so bad. Yeah, I think.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Son, I didn't think it was right. I'm getting raped by my dad. Some people have it a lot worse. Those Dutch have their ways of dealing with grief. So I can't talk to them. Yeah, you can. You can.

And fuck therapy, I have had bad experiences with them as a kid when I went in for autism counseling. He buried the lead there. You did. Good for the lead. You got the autism in at the end. Yeah. And sneakily. Very unautistic actually. Thankfully, yeah, too long. Too long to read if you want to read it on the show. That's not how you use that. My mom is dying. She's the only person I take motivation from. Obviously not, because if she were already dead today, you would still feel exactly the same.

You're going to have to come to terms with the fact that all of these feelings were self-generated and that she actually doesn't exist beyond your conception of her. Where do I find a reason to go on without her? How do I live without you? Seeing that, you know, I want to know how do I live without my mom?

Bro, that's the million dollar question, and only you can answer that. I find it weird that it's the mother though, because my whole thing is like, I was always like, man, I'm sad my dad's dead, because I have no one to like prove anything to You know like mom's love is unconditional mom's love is like online less thing in my family It's like mom's like you can fuck everything up. I don't care. I will love you whatever else dad's always like

What are you doing with your life? What are you gonna get something together? Whatever? I'm like fuck now I don't have a guy to go. Hey look. I did do something fuck you So I have to prove it to other fucking people. I don't have to prove it to the internet, I guess. Yeah. But your mom's, is your mom really care if you fucking do anything? That's the other thing, he doesn't mention like,

yeah, but he doesn't mention like, my mom always told me, oh, I hope you become a great man. And he's not happy, and he knows his mom would want him to be happy. I think he's invented this thing in his head. Well, it's like, mom wants me to do this. I'm like, well, has she expressed that? I'm not happy because the SJW is a ruining star.

Right. I got to do I got to fucking stop. You're unhappy because you don't know what you want out of life like most young people. Mm-hmm. Okay. And there's no shame in not knowing which I'm older than you and I'm still like, I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm trying a bunch of different shit. Some of it's working. Some of it's not. You're just been your whole life trying to figure out where you fit in. Yeah, don't feel like you got to figure it out now because mom's gonna die and I got to tell her before, mom, I'm gonna be the greatest this year. There's not 50 year plan.

There's not 50 year plan. There's not 50 year plan. It doesn't help you. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. Open your eyes, you bitch. Mom, I'm gonna read Champion Racer's don't wear I'm gonna be the better, she doesn't care.

It does not matter. Just tell her mom I'm gonna live a great, I'm gonna live a great, whatever life I can. I'm fucking better. She doesn't need to know your plan, you don't need to It does not matter. Just tell her mom, I'm gonna let the grandma wear her all the way to her life. I can't fucking. Yeah. She doesn't need to know your plan. You don't need to live up to anything. P.S., if this is unreadable with the grammar and such,

I'm a wreck right now, drunk off gin and beer. This is the most readable email. And it's not as first language. Yeah. I assume. I guess, talk to your dad, talk to your brother, and talk to your mom. And stop inventing this thing in your head where you got to be a great man, or else you dishonored.

Not inventing it. He feels compelled to do something better with his life. And he said, we all do. And he said, because of my mom, but it's not you. You just want to live, you just are blaming her for that shit. Everybody wants to live a better life. All right. Advice for a guy with anxiety.

Hi, Dick, who ever sent that anxiety email. NAC is great. It's a supplement I take every day to deal with my anxiety. You can get it off. Remember how I said that guy? Should be friends with Jimbrose? Oh, yeah. That guy last week, he's all depressed.

I don't know what to do. And I said, go find a Jimbrow, be friends with him. Get friends with Jimbrose. I fucking guarantee you this is a Jimbrow. He's like instinctively reaching out. I was like, yeah, bro, bring him with him, be friends with Jim bros, I fucking guarantee you this is a Jim bro. It's like instinctively reaching out, I was like, yeah bro, bring him in, bring him in. Yeah, I know, I know, make him a pro-chat, I don't know what NAC is.

No, I don't know what NAC is. Is a Jim bro probably, is it like NAC is a supplement? Well, it's a supplement. I take every day to deal with my anxiety. You can get a fan of the Amazon, no prescript, not sure. Without it, I panic about stupid shit like driving.

I first heard about it years ago when Surnavitch cl- Yeah, okay, there you go. There you go. King G. Stuffed that out real quick, claimed it would have kept his mother out of the asylum. I take two 500 milligram capsules in the morning. Yeah, it's more important to have friends like this.

We're always biohacking. Yeah. Yeah, it's more important to have friends like this. We're always biohacking. Yeah. Yeah. High quality, acetyl, L carbato. Yeah. There's a bunch of versions of it now. I took a break for, okay, you can read this on the show or send it to the guy. I think 20 bucks. Here you go. Okay. Hey, I'm gonna get some. That sounds great. You know, try it out. Chas, you know, those are not, none of that stuff is regulated by the FDA, so you don't know if you're getting fucked

or if you're getting... Or if it's a pussyboad. Yeah, or, you know, or, yeah, but get it off Amazon, it's probably fine. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's, it's probably not gonna hurt you, you know, that's, and it, it's... Even vitamins, doctors are like,

well, we don't have any proof that vitamins work, but, unless you're severely deficient in something, they say, yeah, generally, don't see every day. As bad as our diets are, there's enough fortified shit, you know, that we eat that like it's like a vitamin supplement is really the health effect is fairly negative. So right here on my Mountain Dew Amp, B vitamins. So I'm going to be good. I got 50% of my B12 out of this. Can you believe it?

Oh, yeah. A lot of ride will play 12 delivery system that mountain do energy. Yeah. How do you not have a meth habit drinking mountain? Do I look I just drink one a day? It's literally my favorite thing. I can't I I'm sorry. I know it's fucking up the way it lost. Does it taste like Mountain Dew? A little bit.

It tastes like fucking Jolly Ranchers. Tastes like syrup. Yeah. Well Mountain Dew, it's supposed to be melon, isn't it? It's like a melon? Is it? I believe so. That would make sense I guess.

A melon soda. RPP Thursday night on Nick. I was on Nick's show on Thursday. Yeah. It's fun. I love talking to Nick. He's great guy. Dude, the show is hilarious.

As per your quandary regarding the Dissectus campaign, I can help you understand it. All the BS and rhetoric driving that campaign to a certain failure is derived from a single source. It's Karl Roeva. It's all bush garbage back to 2001, really sick. Have a perfect Sunday. The architect. Yeah, it's the name used to call him, yeah.

He did. They were like, all, everyone had a big hard on from Carl Roeva. You know, he was in charge, everything, by the scenes. Yeah, and machinating everything behind the scenes. Him and Shanie, that was like the big two, right? Oh, yeah, it was two. Shanie got all the blame. Are you going to Nick's live right? Oh, yeah, it was two. Chany got all the blame. Are you going to Nick's live show? Yeah, I think so.

On the 16th. Where's he going to buy tickets? In Nashville. Oh, wow. Big of a live show. Biggest problem live show is sold out. We talked about that. Quickly, apparently.

Yeah. How big of a venue is it? Is this not the big? We sell pizzas, we get some pizzas and sell them. Are you making fun of me? I'm actually, I said, I, I said, I, I thought I was gonna eat them. I said, oh, that's true, I didn't think I would eat them.

I said, I said honestly, yeah, I said, deck, I'm like, should we sell food? Is there no food there? No, there's no food there. I'm like, dude, we can get like some Costco. I'm not making my girlfriend run the fucking pizza but we don't have to make her run it. We can find somebody to run it.

We would never make her do anything. We can find somebody to run it. We would never make her do anything. We can find somebody to do. Let's put it this way. We could put pizzas on a table and say, there's a tip job. Don't be retarded. Like it's $2 a slice. Yeah.

And I'm pretty sure that none of our fans are going to steal pizza. And if they do, fine. You'll still come out ahead. Yeah. Did you disavow them if they stole pizzas? No. No. So you no, but they're obviously a illegal petafile still pizza. Yeah, all right. I'm gonna bring a bunch of merch and then after the show

everybody can buy my card. I got the card game and I'm trying to get some t-shirts printed. So okay. Here's the pins the pins. God. And maybe I'll make one Vito's merch t-shirt. There's a limited auction at all. An auction at all. Shitty t-shirts that no one should buy. No one should buy. It's torsious interference. That's context book torsious interference,

what I just did. You need more merch, you're bad at merch. I just like, damn. I don't know, man, I got other stuff to like do. Yeah, I guess you're not, unlike me. I'm like, I got a nickel in time. Everyone on these motherfuckers. You're terrible.

You're terrible. Love him. Honestly, he doesn't look like that. All right, here's the song. Somebody sent me this song about fat girls. I don't know. Okay. They said played on the show. Okay.

Oh, I love this beat. I love making fuck around, and shit, God. I do like it. Fuck that, bro. Oh. I thought fucking idiots. I like it. Fuck that, bro.

Fuck what you doing? Because I'm about to ruin it. Fuck that, bro. Is this umpteen? I know. I know. Fuck that. What's up? What's up? What's up?

It's a group with it back girl. Back, back, back. Stop what you do with. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop doing that fucking pain in it. It's distracting from the comedy. Yeah. That you're totally right.

I'm gonna get some lyrics. That's bad, that's bad. I thought he was gonna rap girl. That's three, three, four, five. lyrics Being a good mixer basically all of it is to focus on What's important don't Because I'm gonna talk over it because I'm not gonna be able to hear the fucking God damn Eric. Don't you mix that. He's a hero. Oh man. What is what do you think obtuse know him has planned next for his hilarious? Well, I think a fully endorsed journalist of the Dick Masterson show. I think he went into hiding because he was worried again about some sort of legal

trouble, but as we've discovered, I don't think he did anything illegal. He absolutely did not do anything illegal. No. Maybe I should pay him as a staff member, as a journalist, a senior staff member, investigative reporter for the Dick show, make sure everything's on the up and up. Sean, I think, what do you think I should do? You know, you should do that. Well, he's your lawyer.

He's such a good journalist. I talked to a lawyer about it, and he assured me that it was hilarious. Yeah. Well, that's what matters. I don't know if he was a rock star. A rock star lawyer. We've got rock star lawyers.

What were we accused of? We got rock star lawyers wicking the round the clock to make sure that I can use the trademark that did not belong to me. The stupid thing is when they start talking about they're trying to ruin Eric July's life, which first of all, I had nothing to do with this. And second of all, how does a minor trademark dispute ruin his life? All he has to do is talk to them and figure it out.

Because he has no money. He has enough. That's the only possible explanation for why he's so pissed off. Well, according to all his followers, he has tens of millions of dollars. But they're all pedophiles. We can't trust their everyone who's a fan of air July is a pedophile. Stop. I have nothing to do. That is context book liable. Contact. They're going to file a class action toward a cylinder on me. That sent me to prison.

A lot of, it's been a lot of things. I saw I have personally seen every initialized fan and they while they're raping kids. No, is that wrong? Well, look, I think that's, ask to see it. I think that couldn't possibly be true. So it's asking. I think that's, I didn't ask to see it. I think that couldn't possibly be true. So it's asking him.

I think that's his out right there. Do you believe that? It's like, I mean, we're back, we're right back to the people versus Larry Flint. Like this religious asshole blow hard is upset that he's getting made fun of in this bombastic and absurd way. See, that's what drives me nuts.

And I already talked about that. I can't make this a cross on his crotch. Doesn't that die? Yeah. Put it on his chest or like on his shoulder. Well, Lecambra has an interesting new superhero. Did you see it? You know, Lecambra is a lot of fun. Yeah. Let me find Lecambra's superhero. A very talented guy. He's a very talented guy. He's Australian. So he's untouchable. The US legal system cannot possibly extradite him to send him to prison. Oh, this was another one.

That's a good one. That's a good one. I love the tagline. Just one. Oh my god, the tagline is brilliant. Just one man looking for his respect. Instead, he found his pride. It's eye size got a little frilly underpants and a trans flag.

It's going to be a proof of more gay eye-sounding. He's got a little frilly underpants and a trans flag. It's going to be a proof of more gay eye-som covers. Okay, so you do approve of me. I approve of Mellice. This is not a big deal. This is fair. This is fair. How's your what you're approving of different than what I'm approving of?

You can email any company instead and be a journalist. You can approve that. I don't, I just don't approve of this. This is funny. This is horrible. This is funny. Don just don't do isom doing gay shit whatever you don't make more gay isom I approve of this Foundies respect he was looking for respect steady found price some like cross sucker edition This truck and this drop. Your eyes on the NNP and gay.

What the hell, you baby, you gay. You have to play the ball. Literally, we're like, we're gonna stop tight. We made the Isom bonus episode. This is as funny as it's ever gonna get. It's time. And we're done. And like two days later, he fucking starts it all up.

I'd like a little more. Basically, everybody is, this is the fall beyond jokes. I love the the bar. Basically everybody is, this is far beyond jokes. I love the on jokes. Myself, I love jokes. There are no jokes in Itham, but I do love jokes. And these individuals are perpetuating to go beyond jokes. They have contacted a trademark organization

that I did steal the trademark from and I did not answer their emails. but look, look, we are going to win We're gonna take Star Wars away from the W. I can never Unhear that voice. You're he's retarded. You're just an ardent. I have a poet. Did you say the N word? No, I said deck I haven't put it. Did you say? No, I said, dick, I have a point. Do you just think you're that? No, no, I didn't. I didn't say the animal.

I thought you did. I'm gonna write it in your head. I did it out. Okay. See, now we're not gonna edit anything but people think, oh, they edited it out. I'm blowing. And my blowing has to have blabberhood

and I have to make sure that blabberhood are protected from these individuals. My wife sells juiced for vampires. If you buy this juke, you will not be attacked by vampires that very important It's depending on where you live with them might be a lot of vampire pop up with me. What does Alex Stein think about this? Do that. Yeah, I mean he fucks with people non-stop and erich a lot. They both work for the blaze Yeah, I'm actually throwing a fucking tantrum Do you see him crying that like Riley was like I'm gonna gonna come to your warehouse and shave you, which is like an obvious fucking show.

Yeah, Alex Dine goes up like hilariously, it goes after like senators and stuff and messes with them. Now Riley's doing that to Eric Dine. He's like, this is breath, man. You know this is criminal, who wrapped it. It's different when it happens to you. What now, stop thinking about this man? Dude, it's the hypocr-

You better fucking answer me, Alex Dine. The hypocrisy of Eric Dine is the worst part of it. Here's the statement about Riley. Hey, comic book thingy. Here's all the comic books I don't like. And the thing about these comic books is that really bad. And I don't like them. Well, I don't like your comic book.

Well, I'm gonna feel you because, the thing about, you can't just talk to you about me as comic book. If I'm very important part of my business and I have many employees, many employers, can't you say if you don't act my comic book? Now, I gotta say, I'm not surprised that Dick does that voice.

I'm fucking shocked that Vito does that voice. Crazy. There's, here's Riley saying, I'm going to live stream my time at Eric's warehouse next month. You don't have to dox anything. It's a public building. So Riley's, Riley's saying he's going to go to Eric's warehouse. I'm going to do comedy. He's probably going to dox anything. It's a public building. So Riley's saying he's going to go to Eric's warehouse. He's probably going to like film himself outside it.

Like, yeah, that's what his name is for you guys. You can go to a warehouse. You can go to anyone's business. You're right. Yeah. You can go sure it's a public. It's a public property. There's no such thing as a private business. I mean, you can be a private business, but like your address is on record. People come to my house. If you don't really care. I wish you wouldn't come here and fuck with me, but, you know, I just don't like those. Do you want to register your business? Your address is on record. Like Eric says, we are aware of his mod.

I think he's talking about me. We all have mod things this. I became more aware of this too long, not too long ago. Look at that. I know. Not too long ago. I can't spell. I can.O. Not too long ago. I can't spell. I can't spell. I can't spell. I can't spell. I can't spell. I can't spell. I can't spell.

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And we have, and we have, and we have in visibility cloak around our building. This person has apparently, has admitted, and this person apparently has admitted their issuing actionable fifth. He said he's, Riley said, Riley said, Riley says, This is an actionable thread. I'll shave your arms. Yeah. Like as a joke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. The thread is I'm going to show up with hair clippers and shave your arms because you have hairy arms. And this is an actionable, like he's made a job. Yeah.

And we'll be appearing at our We're Health. We know about it for three nights only. Bro, that's the other thing is going. Just so it's not clear, I think it's hilarious that Riley is showing up to a place of business to make comedy. Yes. You want to make sure that it's clear. I think that's, oh, I have no problem with Riley standing outside of a virtualized stupid

warehouse and making a dumb video about how he's going to shave him. Yeah. That is like the most obvious form of free speech is to. He should stand to the same thing you worked at the blaves. I'm shocked. Alex Dine hasn't weighed in on this. Shocked. Fucking shocked.

I'm totally fucking Alex Dine hasn't weighed in on this. Shocked, fucking shocked. I'm shocked. I'm totally fucking shocked about this. It's, we're allowed to make comedy, we're allowed to have our free speech. We can go and create these huge ridiculous situations. Yeah. And the second anyone goes, well, can we do the same to you? Yeah.

What was I gonna do that? What was I gonna show? You were looking for somebody else's comic. Yeah, like, camera character. Like, camera is comic. Maybe I should, what do you think about this one? DMC, oh my god. There's a lot, they got, they got John Breaks bad news suspended.

Fucking bullshit. Stop flagging people just, this could have just been jokes. It was, look at that. Like, camera has a new original character. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. Damn. Isn't that cool? Yeah.

It's on the chat. Actually, it looks really cool. It doesn't look cool. Oh. His name's Mison. Or Mison. His name's Mison? No, I'm just saying, there's somebody great name you could come up with that aren't

already trademarked. His name is Duncan Donuts. Yeah. Just, you know, when you name a character, you can go and shack and be like, well, he's a Christian character, he's got a cross. Oh, that might kind of interfere with something. There's surely I could come up with a name that does not interfere in any way. Oh, hard, hard men working hard have a new song.

Okay, let me play that. Okay, cool. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Notice the panning. Okay, cool. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Notice the panning. Oh, God. Just me and my own head, I did what they all said but still the pills of no effect I don't care, yeah cause today I made a friend, I don't met him on an Asian bus can make him I saw ratings red, I digress man I swear, he's just like me for real cause he talks like

me so far for the inn I can't believe it, it feels real weird, what's his deal, who's he with, is he fake, what's his name? Hello rapist, 488, howlmates, howdy Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, H Hey, let's all go and have some fun. Just dancing on the right house long. Anybody give a one-a-kilopelotish on? Anyone here ever had a vinyl thought? You can open up and smell your guts to me, all right? Light at night, I can hear the mole laughing as I type. But the glow is so inviting and a sure is called outside. Who am I?

Just a guy who is way too much free time. Hold the line, please. Don't check out this fucking skit so tight. Sleepless night again, but now I got a voice stuck inside my head It's saying I'm more playing now it's time to be a man I'm scared, I thought he was my one and only friend But now the voice is pushing out and it was stop until the dead Sure is funny how it's never mindy, men wait to lead

No, you never see him shooting soon so fucking with the fad Scratch my head, that's a puzzle yeah, it really makes me fit Just crazy kids on the break, come on the feds, scratch my head That's a puzzle, yeah, it really makes me fit Just crazy kids, I'm the break, come the void Trashic, let's eat some fucking granny Cutting panties at the store She's like a lady anyway, don't get your panties in And I'm not how bout a dog's Turgent soft, yeah let's fucking kill them all

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All right, is that it? Let's do voice mails. Thanks, hard men working hard, Patreon.com slash HMWHWH. Is that me again? That's you. All right, guys, guys, guys, come on, come on, come on. Let's see if the crash is again. Okay.

This has already been covered as a problem on this show. I just want to emphasize it. It's really fucking annoying. When you're looking for any kind of information online, all you get is newbie guides to anything. I'm just looking up. Yeah. I just want to look up some things and how to do something that I've been doing for two or three years and everything's a guide and how to get started. And it's really good.

What kind of guys? I really want to watch this new Maddox video. Is it a question way? Yeah. Oh, I just didn't win. No, Maddox made a video saying a western way? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, a Justin Wang. No, no. No, Maddox made a video saying that Justin Wang is a plagiarist. No.

Yep. I know. Why did he do that? That's what I was going to bring up. I was going to bring up, hey, doesn't Maddox, he's working on a new video. It's literally that Justin Wang is a plagiarist. Yep. Or a hack or both. Yeah. He's just for mind. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Why is Justin Wang? Because I'm drunk. Yeah, look, is Justin Wang. He's asking. Hold on. What? And he's dressed like a lady like a prostitute. Why? I thought he was going to make like a funny video again. Cause Justin Wang's a friend of mine. So he's probably like, Justin Wang has made multiple videos saying the Maddox is like an idiot.

Yeah. I think as he's trying to start a beef so he can get some attention. He's clearly mad that Justin Wang like reported on your guys feud back in the day. And it's like, okay, well that means you're in a position of weakness to call him out as a plagiarist because everyone's just going to say, well, you're only saying

this because you're mad at him because he made fun of. And he is. Well, yeah, that is why. But, uh, I'm dressed like a witch. Look at that. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm so, oh my God. So you don't know what it's like working with them like I do if you're surprised. Because the last video he made was a year ago and it was like, here's me making fun of kids. And I watched it again recently. You loved it. And I loved it. I'm like, yeah, that's pretty funny. He's making fun of kids. I get it. Why does he have, why does he have these letters here? There's a man, he has a subtitles.

There's a man on the, there's a new SEO thing where like if you put words on the screen, people are more likely to not click off. So everyone has started embedding subtitles into their videos. Does he have, he has less subscribers than you now, right? How many does he have? I can't read that.

247? Is that what it says? You know when he started fuck with me at 350? I don't. He now has less subscribers than me. Really? I'm coming lost 100,000. I'm just a fuck Eric up.

Just like I fucked Maddox up. Nobody should buy Eric's comics. Nobody. I'm really disappointed. You shouldn't even pirate them because they're terrible. Cause like, look, I know you and Maddox have beefed and it's very justified. But the other day, I look at myself as like Maddox is a point now. Yeah, exactly.

Almost like, there's a universe in which I fuck everything up and I end up like Maddox. So I'm watching a guy who's a complete fuck up and I'm like, yeah, you can come back from it. We can all come back. Why doesn't he team up with Eric July? They can both wear tank tops. They can both wear tank tops. Funny, this isn't funny. It's like calling people, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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And it was gonna be this complete return art. It's already such an over swing. Like he's dressing up like Justin Wang and drawing on like a beard hair, like a little mustache and a goatee. He looks like he's already trying so hard. How did he not learn? He had all this time to learn what destroys autism.

What destroyed me and destroyed my career? It was needlessly attacking other comedians. No, that's that. And getting, getting pointlessly upset about things they said about me. That's a degree of introspection that he does taking battles like he can't win. Well, obviously not. He's not going to win a battle against Justin Wang. Justin Wang is huge.

Everyone. He's not a plagiarist. Everyone loves Justin Wang. And no one gives a shit. Oh, honestly, if he plagiarizes his videos, I don't care. Who cares? They're just like a historical thing of like, remember the cum jar? Yeah, the guy who cummed in the last two months.

Yeah, so he has to go out and get information. He has to go and like research these stories. Maybe if he's definitely not a hack. So Maddox says is Justin Wang a plagiarist and a hack or just a plagiarist. So he's, Maddox is saying he's a plagiarist. 100% is a crime. Yeah. This is 55 minutes long.

That means he spent months on this. Yeah. Yeah. I'm heartbroken. Yeah. This is the worst. Whatever you have in you that is, that thinks Maddox could ever redeem him. Yeah.

So I'll kill it. At this point, yeah, it's hurting you. When he made that like, he would made that child whatever video and it didn't do that while and I was like, at least it's kind of funny. Is this real? Ah! Okay, let's watch the video.

Okay, let's watch the video. And who has an incredible memory. He's able to remember the names, dates, and times of specific events that occurred over 30 years ago. He even remembers the names of news anchors on channels these events broadcast on, even though he was only a child when these events happened. He's also an incredible jumper

who's able to jump on any band. Oh, it is? This is about a stereos? What? What? Oh my God. Wait, why is this a hit piece on a stereos? What's that have to do with Justin Wang?

Does a stereos work with Justin Wang? I don't know what a stereos is doing now. I hope he's doing well. I just wanna console Asher Stereos. You can go to support a stereos. He's lost his fucking mind. Well, I mean, that's stupid to say. He lost his mind, but no, it's just another secret hit piece on a stereo.

Oh, my God. Why do you have to do with Justin? No, I mean, is this stereo's like helping Justin write scripts maybe or is he saying do you plagiarize the stereos? I mean, I doubt it. Is that what he's? All right, let's go. Wait, wait, wait, look at the comments real quick. They'll tell us immediately what he's? All right, let's go back. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Look at the comments real quick. They'll tell us immediately what this is about. Oh, it's great. We'll wait. Yeah. I love it when Maddox eviscerates those who deserve it. Oh, okay. Maddox leads all the comments to the bad.

Oh, of course. Sort by new. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry that happened. Hope they get arrested. Fucking awesome. Video Maddox is back. Wow, okay.

So tired of every minor fuck up. Damn Maddox, do you have children? If Maddox made a video, this detail is about dick. He might have actually made some money out of the drama. Yeah, you should have. All right, I guess. Anything crazy. Yeah, maybe maybe.

Let's watch for a little bit, guys. Obviously, there's a man on the internet who has an incredible memory. He's able to remember the names, dates, and times of specific events that occurred over 30 years ago. That he's gonna say, he even remembers the names of news anchors on channel these events broadcast on, even though he was only a child when these events happened.

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And no, that's not just a joke. He really is a member of a new metal band. New metal, also known as not metal, is the soundtrack of being grounded for not eating your vegetables. It's all the things you like from metal, and all the things you like from metal, left on the cutting room floor, so all you have left is crack. It's one of the only genres of music where the Wikipedia entry has an entire section dedicated to new metal bands who insist they're not new metal, including Link.

Jesus fucking Christ. Fucking Christ, man. Fucking rabbit. Right. Right. Well, we, man. So, right. Well, we'll see how this plays out. I don't know, maybe he found some weird thing out about Justin Wang that might actually hurt him, but why do you think that? I don't know. Only that he thinks is weird.

Yeah. Well, yeah, that's what I've returned shopping cards. Lincoln Park, Limp Bizkit and Stain in an artist direct interview. The vocalist for Stain said, why is he talking? We get called the new metal band. Yeah, talk about that. That's amazing, right? So it's like, how's my hit piece on Justin Wang? He's got a super popular band.

It's called New Metal. Look at all these band interviews. I like Pantera because I'm a badass 45 year old man that loves rocking out against the machine. Go to the part about Astero's, maybe that'll just have somebody. I don't even know what I'm gonna do. Stain's Wikipedia page,

he's talking about Stain and the new Metal Band. I know, even the band. Personally, when my band plays, I don't want them to come out to a show unless they're actually into the music. You gotta keep fucking working on it and not putting someone to take you out of support you. Just why you're putting a Metal Band.

This is a giant hypocrite. He also says things like, come see me on fucking tour you fucking assholes. You with jigsd. Now as much fun as it is to clown on my God. I think going at Justin Wang is a really bad idea. He's super popular. So see us on fucking tour. That's what he's making. Yeah, what is that? What is that a problem? Look at his head. Why don't you just look to Gorbachev's stain is over here. Yeah, what is that? What is that problem? Look at his head. Why don't you just make a...

Like the Gorbachevstein is over here. He could get that laser off, I think. Why don't you just make a cool funny video about like... Look at all this background shit that he made, painstakingly, over a month, this was a lot of time on that ship. Like how... It's a tron from Disneyland in the 19th and his...

How pathetic do you have to be to render your own name after everything Maddox has been through like all the failings and losses He's still sitting there for probably four days straight rendering his own gay name like rotating Yeah, and being cool. It's like practicing your own signature in junior high. What a pathetic piece of shit. For when you get famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was famous and is now pathetic. And he's still doing, like, okay, I'm gonna get back. All right. On bad music, the reason I'm mentioning it is because Justin has something else in common

with shitty derivative rap rock, and that's shitty derivative YouTube channels. Justin is better known for his YouTube series called Tales from the Internet, where he chronicles famous people and events like he's some sort of historian of the internet, or Internet historian, if you will. Despite the fact that other channels were already doing the same thing, but more on that later. He first launched his channel by doing a series of Let's Play videos that failed to get any

traction because they were indistinguishable from the many other Let's Play videos out there, to say for the fact that he occasionally drinks with this pinky out. And when people weren't interested, normal people drink with their pinky out because it's not the same length as your other fingers. I'm trying to see like what people are saying about this. I'm so confused. Why?

What is the point of this? Well, he's got 180 people commenting on it that it's the greatest thing ever. Yeah. Chris did in watching him play video games in his depressingly dark room. Let's go to board. He resorted to the last resort for every hack, comedian, and YouTuber when they don't have a personality. Getting drunk.

While it can sometimes work, it only works when the underlying person or material is funny, not because of the alcohol, but usually in spite of it. But unfortunately, just so he's saying that Justin Wang's not famous enough. Do he? Okay, okay, I'm streams. Yeah, he's saying that he's just going through like his entire history of trying out YouTube content. Man, I made shitty lets plays and got drunk. Everybody tries a video games online with your fans. Yeah. I, when we all found out, okay, dude, when we all found out it's possible to upload videos of yourself playing video games and maybe making money. Yeah. We all tried it. You gotta try it to see if you're good at it. Not everybody was good at it. Sometimes it's just fun to talk to you. Sometimes it's just fun to hang out and make those videos. Yeah. It's

a dumb thing to criticize people for. It'd stick as comprised of one second callbacks where he points out something he just said. Apple, what it actually refers to is groping. I like how I put my hands to the camera when I said groping. And this really bad impression of Trump, I guess. I don't even know who he's parodying. Emails, Aleppo. What the hell is Aleppo anyway?

I thought this was America. We don't speak no Italian here. And to make things worse, his videos are punctuated with a lack of polish that simultaneously comes across as lazy and contemptuous as I've got. Yeah, isn't that these 3D-backed? This is the lack of polish is the problem. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish.

I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. I'm a lack of polish. Genius here mr. Fucking industrial light and fucking magic 111 million followers and he doesn't even white balance his fucking camera like No, it's content. It's like Song the song and the song It's Maddox working with hysterios or calling out hysterios.

That's what I'm using about. I don't think there's any likes working with hysterios. Hate's more than me. Okay. Really? More than you know. That would make sense. He wrote those fucking songs.

Because I'm a more dominant male, so he can't completely hate me because I'm like a father figure to him. Okay. He, he, hysterios is like a brother. So he can, like, cane and able. Yeah. He feels on the same pathetic level. Yeah, it's a different story. Sorry, I'm a stereo.

I love a stereo. It's Maddox's, yeah. Yeah. For example, he forgot to set his phone to silent while recording, got a text message, and then decided to keep these takes. And this has happened multiple times. Whoopie, I'm not even fucking,

is he serious about fucking Sam? Hi, I'm fucking nobody. All right, I forgot to turn my phone off again, but yeah, I'm just white supremacist Nazi. I guess I should have turned my fucking phone off again. Oh, he's fierce. I'm a fucking fucking guy. Who gives a shit?

Awesome. And then there is this video where he constantly cracks in so far while mispronouncing Spanish words, but he decided to include this nauseating take where he starts wheezing and coughing on camera. I've sped up some of the laughing to make it slightly less unbearable Where is?

God, dude. He's just a visceral guy. I'm good. I'm not at all. This is the stupidest thing. Laughing on camera. This is the train wreck of a video. He thought it was such a good idea that he decided to- I know he's the rest of the laugh- I feel like this is gonna be a recurring series series so if you guys have any words that you want to hear me pronounced in any fucking language that is in English by all means let me know yeah I've got one for you Justin try aburido edis aburido suffice it to say that these things wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

this train ref is going to be a boring team so what do you do when you're not? So if you guys have any words that you want to hear me pronounce in any fucking language that is in English, by all means, let me know. Yeah, I've got one for you, Justin. Try aburido. It is aburido. How many takes was that? How many takes was that?

Yeah, because there's two hours. You roll it. You balled cancer looking fuck aburido. Yeah, because there's two hours. You roll it. You're bald cancer looking fuck. I'm a riddle. Yeah. I'm a riddle, not abu, abu, abu, okay. It's two hours. If you have the point to make, he's just spent the first six minutes of video being like

a pedantic fuck, which is like jealous of you. He has a new metal band. And his videos aren't polished. And I don't even think this video is funny. What's so funny about it? Oh my, oh, mathematics.

Why not just make funny videos? Why are you trying to find Maddox's music? They took the banana away from him, and it's just this is what we get. Yeah. Get back as fucking banana. Fuck, alright. So, if I said to say, we can skip far away. Fuck, alright. Suffice it to say.

We can skip far away. Justin, however, is the self-appointed meme police and he keeps harping on and on about how much he hates content that. So it comes as a surprise that he calls out so many other people while seemingly doing. This sounds like he's gonna accuse him of like stealing content.

Yeah, 11, he's in 12 minutes in, that's when you hit him with the good stuff. You should have probably had a teaser. You've got, you've got, okay, here's how you make this with the good should probably have you choose. I you. Okay, here's how you make this video. You go, just a Wang, he's a great creator, everybody loves him, but does he steal content? Let's find out.

Now you've so been. And now you have a whole, and then you can do your fucking intro or whatever else. But yeah, how much do you spend on the new metal? None. See, that's obvious to everyone who has ever, that's obvious to everyone who has been, that's obvious to everyone who has been fucking hooked to the point.

You don't spend six minutes going, he made stupid Spanish jokes. He tried to make Let's plays 11 years ago. Can you believe it? He's trying to set him up as like a dumb shit or like a loser, you know, like what he thinks this is. Yeah, I know what cool music is. It's real metal. Yeah. thinks this is can 45. I know what cool music is, it's real metal. Justin plays for packed crowds,

but his version of metal is new metal, and I think it's gay. Like he's a fucking authority. Like he's some music historian. He's practically homeless. Dude, it's called, you need a hook. What's the hook? Your title is telling me, is Justin Wang a plagiarist?

Well, that's why I'm here for the video then. And if you go, did you know Justin Wang's in a new metal band? I go, what the fuck? Does that have to do with the title of this video? What are you talking about? Exactly the same thing. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit.

You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit.

You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a bit. You can leave the band a cow. Oh, hold up. Oh, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me. It's the bomb. He thinks it cares. He thinks that he's like claiming those beams as his own. I guess. What were you post, fuck, I just got the Gimp mask as Louis Vuitton. I'm just stolen me and my fucking brains out.

He says so much. Him and Eric July have so much autism and they're the same person. It's crazy. It's crazy. That is absolutely crazy. Dude, I post someone tell Justin Wang to call in right now. This is insanity.

He's not crediting people. Oh my God. Oh my God. They're memes. You have a license for that, pick. Mike, how the fuck most people don't know who started the fucking thing, right? I know there's like no, because there there's no there's this trash being dumped. I can't figure out.

I know. Even if you saw it on someone else's YouTube or whatever, you don't know if they're the one who's actually own it. Of course. So it doesn't fucking, it also doesn't matter. It doesn't make any money. It's like, it's just, it's like fucking joke. You're, it's like a knock knock.

It's like, he's like spurging out over you, retelling a knock knock joke. Yeah. Yeah. There's no difference between posting a funny picture. Then like, oh, spurging out over you retelling a knock knock joke. Yeah. Yeah. There's no difference between posting a funny picture then like, oh, check this out, knock knock. Aren't you glad I didn't say banana? Like, well, who invented that? Yeah.

Why don't you credit them? Okay. Right. I don't know. Was he literally always this crazy? Yes. This is like actually just crazy. Yeah.

He should be committed to a mental execution. A silent all. It never did. It's worse as you never fucking did. He worked at a telemarketing company. Like who works at a telemarketing company? That's the most fucking don't keep rain retards. He managed to database it. Telemarketing company. He's figured out video effect like he's taking a fucking ten months so stupid uh... uh... uh... definitely a competent video editor but

fifth and then he spent more time in the fucking lord of the rings on this video it's not competence the original section is no job the original biggest problem since there was no picture associated with it, like I would I sent those files to him clean. Yeah, they're fine.

They're okay. No, I didn't. If people stammered and stuff, like I took it out as long as it didn't interrupt the flow, he used to tell me that he used to make like a hundred and something edits to those after I would give him every episode. And then it's like, dude, that's not people talk. That's not how people talk. Right. Antoyd's reverse engineered it. And it was all him making stupid comments. Like he would obsessively edit it to make that to. Yeah. So he wouldn't be looking smart out.

And him looking smarter. Leave it in. Yeah, he still looks stupid. Okay. So like, I'm having a jet. I'm genuinely upset about this video. I know it's great. I get two for one, two and one for me. I'm genuinely like, I want this man to stop and just fix things. I wanted him to team up with Eric July. I wanted to do anything other than this. Yeah. You have to understand if he has any hope, and I mean, this is a snowball's chance in hell, but he has to admit that

there's a slight problem with him. Yeah. Any of it has anything to do with how he's acted or what he's done. Yeah. I don't see that happening. He has to go. I got angry. I went on the war path. It wasn't right. I'm a child. I wouldn't do it again. I wouldn't do it again. I'm from it. I can't possibly undo the day. And by the way, just in the hang, stealing memes. Yeah. I can't possibly undo it. You can see Elon Musk is stealing memes, remember that? Yeah, yeah, he should kill himself.

No, he's the autosome focusing on stuff like that. No. All right, here we go. This is a man who has done no introspection. He's easy to find. Then he has the audacity to criticize- Well, it's like people for posting granny memes while posting memes like this.

And this. And this, which is literally a granny meme. But Justin's hypocrisy doesn't end there because he also criticizes people for posting jokes that are too similar to ones they already posted. You ever have that corny friend that like everything will try to make jokes all the fucking time and nobody laughs except for maybe one time of fucking year they say something actually funny.

They try to capitalize on it because they got to make another version of the same fucking joke. But there are dozens of examples of him posting the same joke repeatedly on his Instagram account. Sometimes he posts the exact same one of the slight variation to number and over and over. In fact, sometimes he even posts the exact same meme twice just a few months apart. Of course, both times without credit. Oh my God.

Look, I get a meme that you pick with it. It's an almost everywhere post that I pick. This is the most million fucking thing ever. It's hard to track down every single meme that I'm sure I've posted a few without proper attributes. I train right. I do my best and I post credits whenever I... Congratulations that you've got to trigger your meme on the people who are doing it. When you're doing this, what a fucking champion. That's what makes me a great journalist.

I've been accused of plagiarism for using memes to grow their audiences without giving credit to the creators. Justin's done the same thing. He's not just some kids sharing memes on the internet. He's a bad stealing meme. He's a bad selling man. He's got five hell of sharing memes on the internet. It's about stealing memes. That's how the followers on Instagram go. I'm going to you can't steal a meme. You cannot steal a meme.

You can just repost it. It's like a ball. You can say like, crosses are red, but where'd you get that? Yeah. Do you guys feel that? I mean, from images or whatever. Okay, so you had that guy up there over my dead body.

The fat, the fat Jude, you know that guy? Yeah. He was his name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you must set the road, give him a caracure. Give him a caracure. There's a character named the fat Jude.

So he's that guy, God, famous, but he was stealing bits from comedians. Yeah, yeah. So he was stealing like actual standup bits and like reposting them as memes. And they're like, dude, you're burning my material. Yeah. Don't turn it into memes.

What the fuck pay me? And it was getting like these huge brand deals and shit. Justin Wang is not, you know, working picture. No, yeah, he's posting opinions. Justin Wang is good at posting funny pictures on Twitter and Instagram. Lots of people are doing that. No one's making money off of like the meme where a guy turns around and looks at another girl. I was like, oh wow, PS5.

Oh, that's what memes are, people repost them. Oh my God. Oh, without giving many of these creators proper credit. Oh my God. No, you might be thinking, but Maddox, they're just memes, so what? Yes, no. No, you might be thinking, but Maddox, they're just memes. So what? Yes.

No, no. You're not thinking Maddox, you need a job. You need to move on with your life. This is retarded, you are retarded. How has he not bankrupt? How does he make any money doing anything? He wasted months on this. I don't know.

He wasted months on this. He was feverishly, do you, do you, do you see how many graphics there are in screen? Yeah. And whatever else. Yeah. Okay. I've edited video. He takes forever to do all this. And his even have like little custom animations and they're flying in and whatever else. Like, it probably takes him a day to edit 30 seconds out of a video. He thought this would put him back on top that he would use Serp Justin Wang's position as like beloved. And in the king. Yeah.

he would use Serp Justin Wang's position as like beloved. The king. Yeah, he's like, this is my ultimate take down video. I'm like, I took down kids. Now everyone hates kids. Right. I'm going to take down Justin Wang and everyone will hate him. So much except he's promoting his brand and merchandise alongside these memes. Oh no.

Though he's making money using other people's content. Sure. You don't think that someone who deputized himself as the meme police and is doing interviews on meme websites would hold himself to a higher standard I wonder if he's ever said anything about people who grandstand and act morally superior while doing the exact same thing You don't get to grandstand acts like you're morally superior to someone meanwhile you're basically doing the same fucking thing that they did on September 10th 20th your junk I finally made his first on September 10th,

930 in the morning. Yeah, I just texted Justin. How much time ago they just heard about it? Much research went into this. I know of all of that. Relatively successful video and it was successful because it had nothing to do with him. It was about some supposed drama between H3 X3 and Sam Hyde. It wasn't his own words, the most growth he'd seen on his own channel in a single month.

But the problem with drama is that once you get a taste of that sweet drama juice, it becomes addictive. You either have to keep finding drama or making it to feed the content beast. As soon as someone draws a little blood, all the rats come out and it's fucking disgusting because all these fucking people are grass. That's not a metaphor. Rats don't come out when someone draws blood. It is, it's so amazing how he fucks those up all the time. It is our rats attracted to the scent of blood. No rats are not attracted to blood I'm attracted to pestilence and filth and vermin

They will eat it dead rat though. They'll eat a dead rat But it's not a blood-known phrase that you as soon as they taste blood Oh my god, I cut my finger blood the water Sharks, come out Sharks, sharks, sharks would be the The survey says a hundred people said sharks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what animals are Testic-dictive except a blood Rats no

Goblins goblins Oh, don't take my word for it. Those are literally Justin's words soon as someone draws a little bit of blood all the rats come out We only the Drums to drive our channels. I could see why the drama juice is so fucking addictive, but it's fucking disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. I just think it's fucking people now. They're grasping at straws. You're talking about yourself.

You're talking about yourself, you astounding hypocrite. He even said it again in another video in a moment of my life. But he makes like historical internet videos. Yeah, yeah. Well, you're gonna say it. You're gonna say it. That's what I'm wondering is he gonna try just a way he doesn't do drama. I don't know what just why this is the first time I've seen this channel. It makes videos like, you know, like a guy kills his girlfriend over a fortnight argument or so. I don't know. Like stuff that happened online.

Stuff that happened on a guy that always comes in jars and then posts a picture every Christmas. I remember that. Yeah. Make a whole video documenting the history of it because it's ridiculous and something that happened on the internet. Look, he's successful. Yeah. And he doesn't get in fights with people. Well, he's got something that people like.

Yeah. People are obsessed with things that happen on like 4chan and whatever else. And they wanted the history of it. Yeah, so it's looking at a big amount of that. I know that people liked I now have. Yeah. Don't be black, have self-awareness. Now you're starved for content.

You've got a big, growing fan base, and you're chasing those fucking likes. You need to feed the content beast. Sure. That's fucking sick. Now remember that clip because I'll be referencing it later. Once you've exploited the drama for all of it, it's worth because it's a text into tales from the internet.

You'll play a series where you delve into popular events and people online. Yeah, so it's another series where it's popular not because of him, but in spite of him. One of his most popular videos is about the max headroom incident from the 80s, where someone jammed a signal of a TV broadcast in Chicago. That much is fairly common knowledge.

What isn't common knowledge? He's going to go in here. Oh, shit. His site's specific name. Chuck Sworski, John McIntyre. Is it Gary? what's up? Man, what's going dog? Yo, I was over at my boys house watching the fucking eight.

They'll be pay per view and I'm walking home and like my homies like bro, you should sue Maddox for $2 million for content. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Maddox, no, Maddox, I have bad news for you. And honestly, like, I kind of, I haven't watched the whole fucking video yet. I kind of skipped it. We're like, the hysterial section, and then I was like, oh, this video is like half about me

and half about hysterials. Yeah. That's what we're being told, yeah. Have you really been stealing memes on Instagram and reposting funny pictures? I mean, dog, I try to be, you did pull up some like shit I posted like from like 2015, where like before even had a fucking YouTube channel and I'm just, you know, posting shit I found on Facebook and reposting it the fucking Instagram like.

Yeah. I don't want to. I'm so sorry. I mean, I don't know. You saw Trump reported, self-reported, and went into the police station to be arrested. You should probably do that if you're reposting on funny graphics.

Get out of here. I mean, like, yeah. What his point with all that was that, I had made these early fucking videos, which honestly, he seemed to focus a lot on early content that I would 100% agree with him, is absolute fucking dog shit content, and I would never recommend anybody fucking watch.

Yeah. But he was, I had made two videos. One about Rob Schneider kind of like stealing a, stealing copying a meme for a Twitter joke, which in retrospect, like that was really like me, like grasping for something to make content out of when I had no idea what the fuck I actually wanted to make on YouTube.

Yeah. And then it was like, it was what about Rob Schneider and then it was the one about this dude Liam Denien who I actually went up talking to after I made the video. And he told me that the reason why he had that following is because he used to be a DJ. But, but the, it's still like the video. The reason he doesn't his video that's kind of conflating my current following with my following at the time that I had the things that he's citing. Yeah. Like he'll be like, and actually, like he, when he showed my Instagram account, he's like, just a one has 70,000 subscribers. I mean, 70,000 Instagram followers,

I actually have like, double that now. So that's the indication of how long this video has been on the floor. Dude, he's been working on this. It's 55 minutes long. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. So what we're starting working on this. This one is really like, can you time stamp it? Do you know how long he's been working on this stupid thing? Yeah, when did you have 74,000 followers exactly? No, we know because whatever post you had on Instagram,

that was the most recent in this video, that's when he was working on this. Do we know what that is? Some of the videos, some of the findings. He has to make about half. He has to be working on this since 2016. Oh my God. Oh my God. You think he's been like just keeping this in his back pockets since 2016?

No, he's definitely like had a folder and like thought it was time to, uh, to, uh, kind of, I guess, like, finally. Unless the rats. Oh, I think that's, but the main like crux of his argument for what I've seen is that, well, I'm copying articles and stuff for my videos. Yeah. Like, the way I approach it was I'm like,

I'd really tried to like credit people like when it's relevant to credit them. So if I'm citing something from an interview or something like that, I'll say, hey, I got it from this article. But if it's something that to me seems just like publicly known information that you'll see across a lot of different sites and posts and stuff, to me, then it's like, I want to share that information, but you feel like for a lot of the time, you don't even know where the original source is.

I mean, Jasmine, you're just like, you're just one guy and you the time, you're new and know where the original source is. I mean, Jesse, you're just one guy and you're always promoting other people. The idea that you're costing the general sphere of publication, money, and trying to co-opt it is just farcical and retarded. Of course, you're always venting on them. There's also this thing where he seems to present it. I've seen this criticism before where when I make my videos, I'm presenting it as if this is all knowledge that I just know because I'm such a good, because I know so much. But I don't think I've ever really taken that approach.

I don't know if it reads that way and I'm just not aware of it. Even if you did, you're doing a bit, you're presenting it as these very stupid stories in this news orderly fashion. Yeah. Like even if you said, yeah, this is all information I have and I'm, you know, the ultra-minder, whatever else. It's like, okay, well, yeah, he can say that because you're not like a legitimate news source.

You're making funny videos. Yeah. You know, I just thought of, you know this video is super old because why the hell is he talking about a stereos in 2023? Yeah, good question. What could he possibly have? I he talking about a stereos in 2023? Yeah, good question. What could he possibly have? I have been spoken to a stereos in God. It has to be like maybe like four years or so three or four years.

There you go. There you go. Are you aware that Maddox has cooler taste in metal music than you? Yeah, I'm like, I'm aware. I don't use that pantera in some of the videos, which honestly I'm wearing a pantera shirt right now, so I can't hate on it for that. Wang, is it true that you made cringey Let's Play video game videos? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, they're, he's got you dead right there. He's got you dead there. Is it true that

you drink alcohol? Because that's one of his claims. And you try to be, I'm actually, I'm actually straightage them, nailed to the X. And you try to be so. I'm actually straight-age, I'm nailed to the X. Oh, fair enough. Yeah. Okay. The fact that he tried to nail you for making Let's Play's, which everyone was doing when Let's Play showed up, we all tried it, we all sucked at it, is a...

Yeah, I mean, like... How old are those videos? How old are those videos that he's talking about? That had to be like, May 2016, or... I think I started the channel in 26. So he's ripping on you for content that you made before your channel ever blew up. Like you experimented it. Like every other creator you experimented with different forms of content to try and figure

out what would work. And he's dumping on you for it. That's the every time a friend asked me about like getting started on YouTube, that's the advice I give them is to kind of just try things and see what works for you. You're going to be bad. That's like, essentially, like he, like he kind of goes back to like my videos

being like unpollished in fucking like some of the old ones before I started hiring bio-degradable have like pretty bad edits. Yeah. Yeah. But I think I mean, that's kind of like the charm of YouTube that is not fucking over. Oh my God, did you have a whole hit? Oh my, he wrote a whole article about you too. But I think I'm that's kind of like the charm of YouTube that is not good.

Did you have a whole hit? Oh my, he wrote a whole article about you too. Oh shit, that's for honestly. Wow. On the extra. The article's not too long, but it is. Is it on the exhibition page? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a. I'm not gonna lie. Like it's almost that's an honor. This is an honor. I was gonna say that's almost kind of a fucking honor. Like that's. Yeah. I got a page on there. It's his dick lies things. Oh my God.

The scariest part. A stereo spot targeted ads to harass me. He did this to make me scared and uncomfortable. So he's basically, that's like what's up in the habit of the video, too, where it's like a bit of like conflating things that other people did. Yeah. And being like, well, Justin's a part of this group. So he's responsible for like, he's mad that you reached out to a stereos for comment, right? That's what it seems like. I don't remember.

I didn't like. I think what he's saying is he's like, Wang made a video out on me and he reached out to one of my harassers and it's like, that's the guy you were suing for millions of dollars. Of course, he's going to talk to him for the story. What are you talking about? He came to this as like this was like this one-sided cancellation harassment campaign, but everything that started, it all started in retaliation to him trying to fuck with you. Well, yeah.

And also Maddox pretended to be Heather S and emailed the stereosis job to point out like. I've told you. I've told you. I've never met it. I've told you. I've never met it. I've told you. I've told you. I've told you.

I've never met it. I've told you. I've never met it. I've told you. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it.

I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. I've never met it. page and it's just a stereos. So there was a, oh my god. It's all in the suit. So there was a lot of this all is. Oh, wow. Okay, it's back on a stereos totally forgiven. It's not a serious. How is this happening again? Why will it not stop? This is fucking because it's it's too much fun going to jump off a bridge.

I thought it was over. I Wang, I was like, Maddox can turn this around. I was like, he can just make funny videos. He can like go back to being funny. He's funny too. Like every once in a while, I would see him pop up and be like, oh, he is kind of like, maybe he's going to start doing good for himself again. Yeah. Maybe he's found a path forward. He's going to make some funny videos, write some articles. And he's gonna just start doing good for himself again. Yeah, maybe he's found a path forward. He's gonna make some funny videos, write some articles, and he's just stuck. He stuck here forever.

Should have never given up the banana. Never get over it. Yeah. He will never, never get over it. He should have never given up the banana. He should just have stayed up and oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, we got to do a bonus episode this week.

Yeah. It's gonna start at go. I don't know, Wang, what is your, are you gonna, you're gonna obviously sue and dedicate the rest of your life to responding to this retarded 45 year old man? I can't even like, I can't even be bothered to like remind myself of all the fucking lord that happened here. Yeah. For me to even like be fresh on it again.

That's amazing. What are you up to? What's your band up to these days? We actually, so we just shot this green screen video. Oh, it looks so sick. I think it should be out next month. Nice. Actually, we have a guy coming out. We're working with someone new

and we're gonna work on some new music next month. Oh, cool. Okay. I look forward to it. Have you read Is some new music next month. Oh, cool. Okay. Look forward to. Have you read I-Som? The big comic? I have not. Okay, well, I'm going to be standing behind in the culture world.

Do yourself a favor. Do yourself a favor and donate it. Donate it, son. Yeah. Donate it, son. Donate it, son. Do it, son of a kid with cancer and throw it at it. Yeah.

You're done, man. I used to line up blocks. We're almost there or something. All right, thank you, man. You're such a line of blocks. We're almost there or something. All right, thank you, man. Thank you for calling in. Yeah, man.

Thanks. Good luck. Good luck, now that you're in Maddox's crosshairs. Yeah, he's really gonna take you there. You gotta worry. They're saying to me, the most powerful man on the internet. Oh my God. Yeah, why should it be like one of those things that pops up and it's like,

oh, it's like, I wrong. He said that. Here we have to play a little bit more. He's gonna end up out there unlike the 101 screaming at cars one day. Justin Wang. Justin Wang is a me. I don't know how he's not homeless already. He's like, COVID. Moratorium. Sure. Right. Moratorium. All right. Here in that end, just recently. Talian version of an anime theme song. And of course, it's chock full of more plagiarism. For example, watch Justin's eye line carefully around the seven minute and 54 seconds.

What the fuck? As you thought, Onichi is an Italian band that specializes in covers of cartoonism. Oh, that was like the bad editing. Here it is again, in case you missed it. Cartoon theme. Choo-ch TV. Okay. That's like proof that. Hey, let's play. Wait, what was that proof of why he's reading it? Because you're reading down at a script.

Right. Yeah, because like it's like it's proof that like it couldn't be that I'm reading that I'm like reading the script that I write write for make a video. Yeah, yeah. I'm reading the article I'm plagiarizing it for. Fuck. His purpose that you have a script? Every retire. Most YouTubers are using a script. We're not just making this off the top of our head.

I can't. I'm the only on YouTube. I can't process this. Yeah, okay, here we go. Equip King, I want you to guess what Justin is looking down at at this point in the video. Is it A, his own original script that he wrote after doing tireless research and becoming deeply familiar with the subject matter so that he was able to paraphrase and share his own original thoughts and findings with you?

Or B, some shit he played right from a post he found on Reddit. Maybe that he, it's so funny that he like specifically went after that video because that video came together from people who were in the Facebook group where most of that primary research happened and they wanted me to cover it to signal boost it and like get it solved. Oh, that, that is. So basically he's accusing you of like you find sources and don't rewrite them as well as maybe he wants you to. I guess like in his mind that's plagiarism

to reference publicly available information. Yeah, that's plagiarism. And well, there's like so many, what do you call it? The rule for plagiarism is like sometimes there's only like so many ways to rephrase the thing that like if you're just stating a fact, if you're like this came from Japan and was posted on this state blah blah blah. It's like you don't not play sure. Yeah, it's not play tourism and it also doesn't matter. That's not why

that's not why people are tuning in to tales from the internet. No, and you get so like the way you describe where a video can use like a million different sources for your videos, right? Like you're going around the internet and finding different ways. Yeah, it will be like you find like one article has like one piece of information and other article has another piece of information. Some posts to have a piece. I mean, it's different for every video. Yes.

Okay, here I'm going to play more. Incorrect. You fucking idiot. Of course it's B. You should have guessed that based on the content in the rest of this video. Just to plagiarize from this post on Reddit, almost verbatim. Rajeev Foto Nietzsche is an Italian band that specializes in covers of... Who would you think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would

think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would

think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think you would think I remember that video too, like everything almost came entirely from that Facebook group and not read it. Part of the pictures and what is you? They just copied and paste the text.

Like how could you say it in another way? It's like reading a Wikipedia article. It's like, when you state things that are just like facts, if it was like your opinions were plagiarized, you know, it feels like they did like some editorial shit to like, and you took their thoughts on it and I copied their thoughts. That's exactly like, if you read a review, that's like literally the article that like Roger Ebert posted.

Yeah, that's like an art, that's like an art of criticism that you've plagiarized. Like if you just summarize it in your own words or read a tiny snippet, stop, you can't plagiarize that. And there's, and again, like courts have, there have been court cases where they've said, get this isn't plagiarism because that's just a fact and like, you can't say the structure of the old way.

The way, there's no artistry in it. The way they presented the fact is just like, whatever. We don't require you to rephrase a fact because it just is a fact. Okay, let's hear more. In 2007, they released an album called Jensei de Cartonia. The fourth track on this album was a cover of a song by A. E. R. S.

So you did rephrase it in a way, Justin. So you did say this in a different way. You rephrased it in your own words and Maddox is just choosing to highlight the parts that are similar with this article. Like he's skipping over it. He doesn't know what plagiarism is. Holy shit.

It's because he has a tiny dick. Pro, direct correlation. You literally did that. You said it was a cover. That's not what this says here. Like, yeah. Literally, yeah, took a fact and you did what, you did rewrite it in your own words.

Are you going to kill him? This is fucking, what's hard is the stupidest motherfucker alive. You did rewrite it in your own words. I'm going to kill my- This is fucking- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from Italian. It doesn't matter. It's not Justin. It took me just a few minutes of research to find this, and I couldn't care less about this door-clawed anime bullshit. I literally did more research on this part of the video than Justin. That's research he should have done by giving. No, he doesn't have to.

He plays right. He doesn't have to. He does not have to. It's just like ideas. It's just like people saying, you don't have to, if someone has already performed research, you don't have to then mirror their research in some way. If someone has already figured out the origins of the song,

you have no moral thing like, well, I have to discover it for myself. No one's already been discovered. Yeah, you're allowed to build on that. You're the one who's there. And build a top. I can't fucking believe. All right, all right.

These are his pleasures with this entire video. Before him, Merkel had hoped that laying claim to the song would cause this truth to him. He rerouteed. He rerouteed. believe. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All listening to you talk and he's highlighting the words in common with another article, but he only highlights the words that you say. So I don't think he said maintains. You're right. I don't think he said maintains. He's just highlighting random words because you're not saying the same thing. If you break the words up enough, it becomes the same word.

Yeah, like my voice is my passport. He's doing that, but he's just highlighting and skipping the words that you don't say. Because you're not reading this isn't plagiarism at all. But he doesn't even know what it actually is. That's the point. He thinks doing research is plagiarism. What the fuck? Yeah. He's fucking, he's dumb as a stump. All right, here we go. The song was already a part of the show. The one in pole. This is a Polish TV station that was founded by Italians and often runs the Italian versions of Adam. He's saying he's highlighting stuff that you're not saying.

Right. He's just highlighting like an article that's saying a summer. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. These are facts. You can't plagiarize facts. You got a, you just, you have to sue him. I mean, he has a case. He's literally falsely calling you a plagiarist. Okay. Yeah, this is, I'm gonna get that lawsuit going and it's gonna be like rich boohant,

but the amount of extra. Sue him for his, sometimes he has a bunch of flies and insects in his house. Sue him for his shark stickers. Yeah, get get it. Sue him for his, sometimes he has a bunch of flies and insects in his house. Maybe he's- Sue him for his shark stickers. Yeah, get his bedsprids. It's so nice. It's just a ruined tunnel. Have a slide time be over here.

Yeah, you gotta make it. You gotta have some time in your place. Okay, let's play a little bit more. And then yeah. For the more anime fans from Poland said that the show never- Yeah, let's find the hysteria stuff. I even claimed this fictional person sent me pictures

of her pregnancy test after her reign. Oh my God. And that she had to get an abortion. Remember that clip I played earlier where Justin said it's always the most sanctimonious people who are guilty of the thing they claim to be so against? That clip was from a video where he talks about an activist group that outed people in the heart.

Which resulted in a lawsuit, right, suit him, and his partner and his company to get him to leave me the fuck alive. That's me. You know, he's talking about stereotypes. And he did it specifically to hurt my book sales. And if you have any doubt, he said it himself. I indicated this. Oh, okay, I can't get into this.

Let's do it on the bonus episode. I'll watch the whole thing. We'll talk about it. Justin, thank you for calling him in. Goodbye, Justin. And he's gone. Now he's, is he there? Maddox, got him.

Maddox, got him. Maddox, got him. Probably lost phone reception. Everybody were at the precipice of a grade and unusual. He's not to wait for a second. Oh, yeah. It's welcome back. Yeah, I'd stop the wait for a second. But wait, so this was the

poor. I think where he's like conflating some shit that like somebody else did to some shit that I did, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's blaming you for everything a stereo stood, which you're not a stereo. He's talking about why he sued a stereo. He had to sue a stereo is to leave him the leave him the whole fucking stop hurting his poster. He's still a tough guy. Right. Leave me

the fuck alone, bro. Yeah. I'm just over here doing edgy comedy. Stop calling me a cuck bro. Or I'll sue your company. Yeah, thank you for calling in, man. I'm like speechless. I'm going to have a meal.

Yeah, thanks for having me. Sorry, this is happening to you that the Maddox is going after you. Yeah, it's really going to fuck you up. It's really going to happen. It doesn't fuck up you Sunday. You're really going down after this one. Oh, my God. It's been a good ride, but I'll every get the next couple of time to own up to the

fact that you reposted facts that you rephrased in your own vernacular. Yeah. How dare you? Okay. All right. Yeah. Bye. Have a good one. Yeah. Have a good one. Yeah. Have a go. Bye. I can't. I can't get over. We're down in Patreon.com slash the Dicks show. We'll do a bonus episode

where we watch the whole. He's made. Maddox has finally addressed the lawsuit. Yeah. That's what matters. It's here. The great dimensional merges here. He recorded it several years ago, at least, recorded it. And just never released it. He's finally telling his truth. Right. And we are going to watch it and make fun of it. In a way that he can not even possibly comprehend. As one retard is born, Eric July,

with his nagging bitch wife, who probably cheats on him and fucks white guys. Maybe she's great. She's probably a racist too. Oh, no, no. Her jewelry sucks. That's funny. As one retard is born, as one new retard is born,

another retard, sunsets, and wants my attention again. Yeah. And I promise you that I have infinite energy for fighting retards. Yes. One retard, fighting retards. Yes. One retard, two retards, a-a-a-a, three retards, and infinity of retards. I have the strength to fight for you, the listeners.

And I will bring them on and make fun of them so that you have a respite for the retards in your life. Amen. This I promise to you. Fuck women, goodbye. I can't fucking believe it. I can't fucking believe it. I can't fucking believe it.

This is the greatest day of my life. I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead. I hope my mom's proud of me. Yeah, I hope my mom's proud of me. Yeah. I hope my mom's proud of me. Yeah, I hope my mom's proud of me.