The Dick Show - Episode 374 - Dick on Fake Feds

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

It rains at Burning Man, Maddox continues to meltdown, pronouns in video games causes a meltdown, a fat woman accidentally shoots herself, a plane crashes, some men are sent to prison, and a nerd talks about white holes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!.

I guess I'll just watch TV sideways today. Yeah, I guess that's what I get to do. Just watch TV sideways. What's on I watch it? Join me. Yeah, we set up the couches so we have his and her couches upstairs now. Yeah. So the dog could have more running room.

Yeah, I gotta say, I really like it. I know, I believe it. Woohoo, baby. I believe it. Oh man. I don't know, couched to yourself. Way over there. Yeah.

You know, label it, his and hers. Yeah. Couches. The good. Mine's right under the air conditioning vent. Ooh, I can't. That shit weighed out. Yeah, the longer you're in a relationship, the more.

It goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. I put it down so far. You are violating California energy code. Yeah. Do you know, no, no. You will be swatted. Or are you going to say something about relations? The longer you're in a relationship, the more you realize that you really need to have the his and hers or, you know, thing like just

ideally you get to hear his house. Well, yeah, I was just going to say it. Yeah. So expensive though. Right, you know, and even his and her's states. Even his and her's wives, that would be. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, I'll see you go to Nevada. I actually go to hell. I'll be at the other one. Yeah, I don't know. His and her's after life. That's it. Mine is a terrible thing. Look at this. Oh, man, this is big. This is big news now. What is my friend? Oh, Sean O what you got? We do. We remember a man by the name of Jordan

cope. Do you remember Jordan copope? Does it ring a bell? It does. Yeah. It rings a bell. Big, big bonus episode for everybody up at patreon.com slash the dick show. It's a good. And I thought I was going to die. Oh, just like you thought you're going to have an I thought I was going to die. Ambulism. I lively hide. That's it was funny. It was funny. And it got funnier. Oh, so you support? You support rape and harassment moms?

Oh, is that what your job supports? Oh, so I could just do that? My life-ly hard. So when you're so brainbroken that you are screaming our insult at you back at yourself in response. I know. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'll show you who the gay one is. My livelihood. God. He's like a, he's like a, you know, a few weeks removed from screaming at cars and like just tasting feces, popsicles. I, I see what was it going to problem with this? What is your company's worth this? I'm going to call the cops on you. I'll call the police

on you. That's, I mean, he's talking about missing deadlines. I mean, he thinks six, he thinks six years later, it was a bad time to release a hit piece on Justin Wang and his stereos. Yeah, by who was like, it started as Justin, but we got to the real, you know, focus of his route of the retard. Oh, this guy. Jordan Cope, you can see it all. You can enjoy it with us all, the hilarity of watching Maddox's spiral into insanity. What's Jordan have to do with it? Jordan Cope was the Patreon customer service rep.

Oh, yes, yes. The Maddox this suit that tried bravely and cordially to deal with Maddox's war against my Patreon account where he bothered them day and night all day every day telling them that they needed to suspend my account because I was making fun of him not unlike a certain other Spurig making the rounds right now not unlike a certain other gentleman by the name of blackmatics making the rounds right now Spurging and threatening lawsuits and all sorts of things. You know, Naker Keat has been getting a lot of shit. How's he?

Because he does not think I'm going to jail for making fun of Eric July. People still on that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Luckily my bunny men are in the hallways and in the rears

coming up from the back going through the back door Poker in the front and sticking her in the rear my bunny men are at all quarters in the towers in the Parapets right in your warehouse. We're infiltrating your security systems my bunny men are everywhere Watching your every move reproducing my bunny men. Your bunny man. Eric July, Eric July. Oh, yes. He culturally, fantastically retarded idea to call me a buster, buster, backster from the show Arthur. Either because I'm why, either to try and white code me. Is a race thing.

Right. Or because I have luck teeth according to him, which may or not be which may or may or may not be true. No. You're going to make fun of someone because they have buck teeth, call them a rat. You idiot. Something that everyone hates, not a bunny rabbit, something that is usually co-opted to

mean a character that outwits bigger, stupider characters. Right. A lovable, cuddly, prey character. That women love, you bring in the song of the South into this one. I mean, I can't, I can't call people the N word. Eric can, I can't. So I have to use my wits.

I don't have, you know what I'm saying? I don't have the raw, brute power of just calling people the N word. Like Eric does. Right, right. I have to use my wits. Yeah, like a bunny, like a bunny. So he called me bunny, that's right.

That's the backster. So now it's, yeah. There's an unfortunately for him, there's a bunny rabbit emoji. So now it's anytime he does anything, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's, bunny's,

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like a retard, don't pick a fight with comedians. I just what I can't believe is that Nick just won't come right out and say you're going to jail. I don't know what he did a stream about that. He's like, guys, I wouldn't care if I just said, yeah, fuck him. He's going to jail so him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He wouldn't care if I and by yeah, fuck him. He's going to jail so him. Yeah. Yeah. He wouldn't care if I, and by the reason I bring this up is because Nick happens to be having a big show in Nashville in two weeks, two weeks, and I was invited, you know, before I, before I, before I slaughtered everyone's favorite cash cow, Eric July. What are you not a black conservative? I didn't know liberal could kill the black

cuz, um, no, I said, you know, if they're sitting like, if I give, it's a problem for me to be there. Yeah, don't worry. I've been uninvited. Right, right, right. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. I said, no, no, you're fine. Are you kidding? Yeah, be there. So come out, come to Nick's Nashville thing. I need bunnies in the audience. I need as many bunnies as possible. Erickshawized fans have said as we've discussed on the show they're looking for the infinity gauntlet.

Yeah. To kill me. Right. I assume or to name me, I need, well, all the protection I can get. We're talking of context, but torturous interference, I think, or whatever. I am guilty.

I am, I might be going to jail. So come see me for the last time, the first time in the last time. I'll be going to, go and go into concollege and get boning up on my context book. That's my favorite new, that's one of the favorite new things. That's context book, torturous, uh, interferon. He's fucking clowns. You know, it just, just, you maybe watch the full of me or up don't even finish it. I'm not for you. Yeah. If you're going to start sentences like that, you don't need to finish it. Jackass.

Right. Well, that's what it's like, you know, it's, it's me or them. It's like what you're saying is pick them. Yeah. It's like it's just very really like just come out swinging. If you're going to say me, then just well for you. Just hit hard. Yeah. Don't, but give me it all. What are you on? Crack cocaine. Yeah, you should you're a crack you should switch to coke

What did I even start oh, Maddie? Yeah, yeah, yeah the other patient retard zero. Yeah I was saying in the biggest problem that I'm collecting chaos retards like Sonic the Hedgehog. Yeah. I get seven of them. I've got two now. Two of my retard gems. What?

It's a very good show. You just start mining other lands. Or is that? Yes, I'm going to start my name card resources. Yeah, yeah. Vito made his way in. If you're curious about that, by a lot, Vito lost 12 pounds. Oh, wow.

Oh, man, he finally staggering him out. Well, he finally started taking his stuff again, right? I mean, and weighing himself every day. Yeah. He said that he got an old scale. He didn't know if you were supposed to calibrate it. Like, yeah, take it over to a truck, take it to the flying J.

Vito, see if they'll calibrate your fucking scale from. Yeah. It's like a first time pet owner. So I have this scale. What should I do? What am I supposed to calibrate it? Do you take it to the, is that what the truck stopped? Is that what the weigh-in stations are for

and the freeway you guys take your scales in there? Yes. No, just get on it. Yeah. And then say the number that it comes out with. Sure. Should I average them? No, I think just why is good.

Should I average two scales? Should I average two scales? Is that what he's asking? Or average two weigh-ins? Check it on it twice. Check it on it twice. He nailed it. He looks so pleased with himself too, trying not to look pleased with himself.

Well, he's probably celebrating a hook gain 11 back. You got a celebratory six pack of Mountain Dew after the show. Is he under three? Yeah, right? He's under three. He's under three bills after the show. He's like, yeah, pretty good. I said, that's amazing, Vito. You have that we tend that's 10 pounds.

You lost. You only have about 100 to go. You know, this is the kind of jokes that it's gonna land me in prison, Sean. Yeah. Sad to say. Surprise you're not there now. I am in a way. Yeah.

I am. You know, I can't just walk away at any time. I'm not free. Yeah. I'm subject to all sorts of opinions and discussions about what's for dinner and and assurances that I have to keep going on. I might as well be it. Actually, prison would be a relief. Less responsibility.

Yeah, it's the bank's problem what to do with my house. Right. I don't know. You guys are making the interest rates. Why don't you figure it out? Right. You know, I'm figuring it out with her.

I'll kick her out. Go for it. I'm in prison. Right. Honey, I'd love to help. Right. The repo man's whatever he's doing. Yeah. But I'm afraid I'm in jail. Right. Honey, I'd love to help the repo man's, whatever he's doing. Yeah.

But I'm afraid I'm in jail. I've got a Dungeons and Dragons game that I've got to go do. And then I've got about, then I've got about six years of reading that I'm going to commit myself to. And some push ups. Yeah, you really got to do that. Yeah. Yeah.

Pull ups, push ups. Pull ups, push ups. I imagine I'm solid in solitary because of my mouth again. But you gotta be, yeah, right? If anybody would be in solitary, yeah. Can you guys just go ahead and put me in solitary? I just can't deal with this guy anymore. Who's mom, who's mom's the biggest horse?

I'll start with you. Fizz and guards are crying. Just a tapered shut, I don't care. I'll think it, you know, I don't care. I'll think it, you know, I'm thinking it. So go to Nick's show. I think it's on the 16th Saturday, I'll be there. It should be a lot of fun. Jordan Cope.

Yeah. Is 10,000 subscribers away from beating Maddox on YouTube. Jordan Cope, the man Maddox on YouTube. Jordan Cove, the main Maddox tried to sue for not banning my Patreon. Yes. How many subscribers did he get based on that? I don't, probably not. I don't know. I don't know.

He's like a goofball. Oh, really? Music and stuff for normal people. Really? Not anything like us. This is in thousand subscribers. Jordan and Adika. Jordan and Dika Jordan a Dika. I think I'll owe him nine grand away from time.

He lives in fucking glad. Why does he have his PO by he lives in fucking Glendale. Oh my God, we gotta have him on the show. He would never want to be on the show. Probably not probably not. I don't you never know. I mean, maybe he's got a sense of humor. Isn't that amazing?

Even the even the lowly customer service guy that Maddox tried to ruin his beating him. He's within nine grand, I think, of... Yes. Right? I thought I saw 247 for... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in nine thousand. Come on, Jordan.

Yeah. Follow Jordan. Addika. Addika. Adikai. Jordan Addika. And then only then will we beat Maddox. Only then will we finally reduce him lower than he ever thought he could be reduced

to all this years ago. I'm a feeling he's always. There is always something we can take away. Maddox. Yeah, remember, there was always something we can take away. Okay, you can always get worse. We are the bunnies. Yeah.

We are in charge. All right. Here we... We are everywhere. You cannot... You can trap us. You can kill us, but we will breed. Yeah.

We breed nonstop. Here we go. Presenting... Fuck! Hey, not having this fucking computer. Yeah, right? That's your pain in the ass. Yeah!

Welcome to Nick! You want to take a knee to the... You got it! It's the show where M's contest can be live from out in Bunker Deep and Hardest City of Your Failure. I'm your house sick master's in AK, the $20 million dollar man! You got it! It's a show where M's contest can be laughed for a mountain bunk deep and hard to see if you're failure. I mean, how sick masters an AK, the $20 million man! During me as always, is world touring LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer. What's up, buddy?

Dick, what's happening? God damn, I feel so good about that bonus episode, I just want to cruise. Yeah, it's a good one. I know. I want to kick my feet back and say, fuck it, I don't even fucking care. Talk amongst yourselves. You guys figured out who's gay, what's trans, cut the tits off, but you tell us.

You tell us. You tell us. Black, white, Garbonzo beans. I don't give a fuck, man. I'm good. You know what, I'm good about it. There might be why it might be fun to do like a reaction show to, I mean, like another,

you know, like a- Is that? I don't know, fielding questions like that kind of of stories just like, hey, hey, here, look at this. What do you guys think? What do you guys think of this? Yeah, my a, I don't feel in questions like that kind of story. It's just like, here, look at this. What do you guys think? What do you guys think of this? Yeah, my kid, mayor. I'm always just thinking about my wife, less and less effort.

That's a good bit, showing through the show, show and tell your wife, give us a picture of your wife, well, just react negatively no matter what. Show me your, yeah, show me your couches. Show me your gills, I think we'll get two wives into that

before causing a big problem. Probably. Burning man is, burning man's having a rough one this year. I don't know, I woke up to everybody. Time you haven't gone in a long time, right? Yeah, I haven't, yeah, took the year off. Cause, well, you know, there's lots of issues there now. Is there a, yeah, the original guy Larry died.

It's been over, it's been over, but we're not in any position and stuff. And Coachella people and trust fund people and the reaction that people are having, like, oh my God, can you believe it's raining? Like, yes, the year it rained at Burning Man was my favorite Burning Man by far. It's totally fucking destroyed.

People are going out there to have some element to try to suffer. That is the point of it. To go away, to try to try to- Away from the niceties of- Yes, at least a little bit so you can have an excuse not to shower every day. Drink at nine in the morning and slum it for women. It would be fantastic. I wasn't envious the entire time until I saw that.

And then more so the suffering. It's raining. It's just pissing down. It's just pissing down. They canceled all the burns. They canceled the man burning. People are making up inventing preposterous scenarios of Ebola outbreaks in absolutely assinine things that I don't know how they imagined this

would be the case. It's just raining. It didn't become Africa. Well, that's a doubt. He bull is an odd one to, how does some of this shit get started? I don't know. I don't know. Ever since Twitter vowed to become the world's greatest source of information, it seems like things have been getting retarded or. Everything's getting retarded or.

Perhaps it, we just interpreted it wrong. Twitter indeed became the greatest source of information, meaning that you're just gonna trust everything that's on here now. Sure. So be it. Uh-huh. I couldn't be happier.

There's a, they had a, whatever misery can be, whatever misery can be inflicted on the, your four periods of, yeah, people there. I hope that it is. But the problem is a lot of these people, like the venture capital guys and, yeah, corporate pros, they hope that it is. But the problem is a lot of these people, like the venture capital guys in corporate pros, they cannot be made to suffer. Yeah.

Because they're living in helicopter and fly somewhere else. Well, and even if they're in hell, it's like, well, at least now I have eternity to hustle. Like the greatest thing about it is it just encourages me to be more, to find my resolve. I'm a better skumbag. I'm a better skumbag in hell. I'm a better scumbag and have a bigger scumbag. And learning how the system works pretty soon

I'm going to be a Prince of Hell. And you're like, well, hell is infinite. That's not, that's just like, that's like a mockery of a human institution to show you how impotent you are under the love of God. Like, yeah, but at least, um, you know, they can't be made to suffer is my point. So they'll probably come out of it with stories to tell

and pictures with Chris Rock and these. Chris Rock go to Burning Man. That's how you know it's cool. Because Chris Rock got slapped so hard. You had to go find himself. Yeah, like Medea or Stella, whatever. What's that movie? It's funny.

I don't know if that. My big fat black wedding. Would that be a three? Would that be a good one for Medea? I don't know. What is, what are you gonna say? I was gonna say, that's, we'll Smith, that seems to, I think that's sticking to him for a while.

The slap? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe even a little more than I thought it would. Yeah. It was just some people, think of it, it's like that's. Thought it'd be back. Yeah, I mean,

It's because it's over, it's because it's wife Cuckdom. Totally. Totally. He's sent him over his, he sent him because his wife's awesome. He's like, how fucking dare you? Yeah. Man, it would be like, no, awesome fuck you, Chris Rock,

but it's because it's wife fucking Cuckdom. As soon as I saw it, I went, that was for her. Yeah, that slap was for her. That way you were angry because she doesn't respect you. Or I'm gonna get her respect back like, oh man, if you do anything for the respect of a woman, if you do something because of the respect of a woman, we will all let it slide.

Yeah, that was sheer, you could blow up the federal reserve and we would just let it go, as long as you was for the reason. It was because of the respect of a woman. If it's for the respect of a woman, no. You are, you are not, you are approaching a, this is a Zeno's paradox, my friend. You are approaching an impossibility. With speed, you do not have an energy, you do not control.

Um, yeah, let's see here. Mm-hmm. I try to watch that one piece show. What is this? That one piece anime show?? That one piece anime show? What's one piece? Some kind of a comic. Another anime.

Oh really? I know nothing about it. Well, let me tell you all you need to know about it. It's a comic turned into a show. Anime turned into a live action show. Oh, you know how the bad those usually are. Yeah. I figure at least get some laughs out of it.

Anybody in it? I don't think so. You care about? No, but the very first woman that pops up, a big fat woman. I figure at least get some laughs out of it. Anybody in it? I don't think so. I don't care about. No, but the very first woman that pops up, a big fat woman, so I'll nope, I'm out. That's enough of that. That's a sumo event.

I wish it was. I wish it was fatter. That's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. Either give me a big ol' fat Bertha, or give me a, give me somebody that I have no business talking to. I know it's gonna see what women that look like that actually sound like.

I would never find that out of my own. That's why I wanna see it on TV. Yeah, it's that weird, it's the same voice that other women have, but a little different. There's a little something on it that I can't quite place. So it must be because they're so hot. That weird middle ground where like,

you're like not attractive, but I'm still trying to search for something attractive because you're not a house. I can see bones out there. I don't like thinking when it comes to that. So I just want to be blown away. Make it completely off limits or what I want to see. Off limits either way, one way or the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah what I want to see off limits either way one

way or the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want this to be an approach approachable situation. So I turn it on. One will be frustrating. One will be humorous. Here's a news from Burning Man's 60,000 people stuck at Burning Man and it's not looking good. There's limited food and water. This is gonna be like a fucking humanitarian. Yeah, this is like drop like a fucking Berlin airlift or some shit like this is like my greatest fantasy that everybody who underprepared and wanted to steal other people's stuff, starves and has to eat their own excrement, right? And toilets and showers are beginning to fail.

Well, there's no showers, so I don't know where, no, it's raining also. So what are you complaining about? That would be awesome. If they just started the toilets overflowing. That's the forest shower. I'm an issue. They have toilets like, yeah, they have potapoddies. Portapod, that's what I was going to say.

That's their overflow. We're probably going to do so well in a, in torrential rains. No, and also with people shitting extra for some extra days too. You can definitely top those things off. Everybody's walking around beer bellies on day, thucking three of the rain. Uh oh, because they shit, you've ever seen a,

not just a burning me up, but like a concert festival toilets where they will shit the shit above the toilet. Have you ever seen that? Wait, you mean it over? Cause I'll just see. You can also shoot a pile of shit that goes above the rim of the toilet.

I have seen this, not, I have seen this not once, but a multitude of times. And I do expect it. Because it's like a antique gum. That's supposed to be like feet down. Like you're not supposed to be able to have water splashes. No, the antigump is just like the, you know,

the rectangle, the portable toilet that stops at the bottom of the portable toilet. Just a tank. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you've ever seen them shit above me, you've never seen that? No. You wouldn't think it's possible, right? Or probably, I mean, probably. Like, why would someone go in there and shit upon the shit, rising it above the level of the toilet?

It's like Randy Marsh. Yes, exactly. Someone is pulling Randy Marsh. Shit. It's like the triceratops shit in Jurassic Park. Remember that scene? Or is he sticks or shit in the triceratops shit? Didn't that seem like a lot of shit? For a, yeah, it's like a big like a, you know,

town of Paddy. Yeah, but it's like, that's a way too much shit. That's a, you watch that as a kid, you're like, well, that's, yeah, I mean, you mean, that's like a humongous shit. It's like a bit of shit. It's like the size of a baby triceratops. Like, that's too much shit for that animal.

Very unrealistic. Right, yeah. I would say, yeah, I mean, you know, that part of that movie always bothered me. Yeah, I don't know. It still does. Why is it, yeah, I mean, you know. That part of that movie always bothered me. You still does. Why is it, why is there like, 1200 pounds of shit like that

from one triceratops, where you find in that? I think they're trying to, yeah. I think they're trying to make you think that like it, it's, you know, you're in this world. It's like even the dinosaurs shit big. Even, it's too much shit though. It's too much shit though. It's a lot of shit. You think they had a conversation about that?

I don't know, man, that's a lot of... See, look, you see... Maybe look at this, look at this, look at this. What is that? This is the woman that that's supposed to look like in one piece. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, now you're gonna have to show me the show. I don't even want to show you the show because it's so disgusting and fat.

Look at her, this is what she's supposed to look like. Yeah. Somebody post me the actual one that they use. Oh, this is her. Whoa. Oh, okay, that's accurate then. Okay. Wow, that's...

Everybody knows she's not that, she's not fat enough to be that. Well, yeah, that, that I mean that's crazy They have a trans like girl. I don't know if it was a guy. Yeah, if it's supposed to be a guy But she's got these she's like a hot girl that's now a guy, but she looks hot. Okay Very confusing man. I was very confused. It's a very confusing show Too fat enough fat enough. Wow. Look at this size of this man. Man, look at this big bitch. No, floating in there. What is this? See worthy. Oh, mama, look at that. I think she's a life raft. Ah, yeah, anyway. All right. I don't

know why that picture cracks me up. It's a funny comic, I guess. Speaking of Spielberg, you remember how Maddox made the big deal in his hit piece about how Justin Wang was reusing that Spielberg metaphor? Or that Spielberg meme about the hunting? Yeah, he went on safari for dinosaurs. Yeah, so Maddox's big take down of Justin Wang is that there was a famous meme that where somebody

pretended that Steven Spielberg just shot a triceratops and said hunting has to end. And people bought into it because they're dumb. Yeah. And they didn't know it was Spielberg. They didn't know it was a triceratops and they didn't like, oh, everything dumb at once, right? Yeah. I mean, there's kids today that like, you know, think like dragons lived a while ago, you

know? Yeah. I mean, they definitely, sure. I comes. Yeah, that was real guy. Yeah. I was that was fake. Yeah. Um, so, uh, and, and in Maddox's video, he said, well, Justin reposted that meme of Spielberg in front of the dinosaurs. So he's a plagiarist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And this is, that's the linchpin for his Maddox's entire video, is that this Triceratops Spielberg meme was all over the place. It had tons of news coverage because newspapers love writing about memes.

Yeah. And then Justin in his diabolical, and his diabolical need for attention because he has no talent. He has to steal other people's memes. Yeah. So he stole this meme and said, leave Spielberg alone or something like that. An empire built on stolen memes.

Uh, Justin only one man can expose this. Justin Wang remembered that he actually posted that meme when another hunting controversy came up five years later. Yeah. Sure enough, he went back and found the original, his original posting of that meme was five years after it had been posted the first time in like 2014. He was just posting it as like a funny callback during another hunting controversy. That makes total sense. It probably was Cecil the Lion or something like some kind of Jimmy John's fucking or something. Fuck no, it's Bombay outlaw zoo hunting.

People just shooting you all as in zoos, Willie Nilly. So Maddox sits on the throne of lies, I guess is the point. Yeah. He just, he always, yeah, he just, he just misses the, he misses the, the key thing and just makes himself look like a fucking idiot. Yeah, let me see if I have any more hilarious threats from him to pull up. I could read his threats all day. They're unhinged. They're great.

Against Hill, he threatens anyone who so much as criticizes, even if someone is giving him constructive criticism, you got to stop, man. I don't even care about this shit. So does your employer know that you have a different opinion for me? I guess they'd be probably interested to know that they hide, they've employed someone who argues online. Out with an online. Yeah. Out with an idiot.

Yeah, here we go. Bonus of really? Where's the part where I posted the con? Oh, yeah, okay. So they said, yeah, it's ironic that you're posting about docs, that you're complaining about doxing when you, when you like pretended to be a reporter, yeah, and got a stereo fired. Yes. And God of Stereo's fired.

Yes. And he goes, really? Where's the part where I posted the contact information for his job in a hate mob? So they would harass him unprovoked. Where's the part where I go to just and to contact the panel? Are you dense?

What number did they call the contact the panel? 3108675309. Boom! Was it Jeff? Fucking boom! Was it, fucking boom! Was it Jenny? That's a real person's phone number, dipshit. You can either delete this or all report it and get your accounts suspended for doxing.

I'm not a fan of this doxing shit. Even against people I don't like and especially random innocent people. Get the fuck out. Like, again, that number is the internationally known area code for L.A., which is in most hip hop song, at least all the west sides hip hop songs. Yeah. And then the rest of it. Yes. And then the most famous phone number in the world

behind 555555, which is 8675309. Yes. I'm not a fan of this doxxing shit, even against people I don't like, and especially random innocent people, you cannot talk a random person. Oh, yeah. Carl Steenberger, that's doxing. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Oh, Dave Smith, that's doxing. Yeah, totally. You're just doxing a random person. Oh shit. Dave Smith of California. Becky, we're thing bottom. How dare you? Doxing women now?

Monster. I'm not a fan of, I'm not a fan of doxing people. He says, as he contacted someone's job to get them fired and proceeds to tell people that the number was his girlfriend's number and that anyone born past 1976 Doesn't realize any number with 865309 gets random calls all the time So anyway, the big kerfuffle is over Let's see if I can find it here I have so much to go to go through

His big speech, Maddox's big speech on this panel of Hollywood insiders. Well, everybody, Holly, I'm sorry. Welcome to this panel. I'm gonna get all the way through the title I swear. The power of YouTube and superstar apps, unlocking the power of brands, programming and monetization. That means we're literally going to talk about everything, so that should be fun. We've got an amazing panel right here that

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I'm Tyler. Fantastic. Great. Thanks, that's great. All right, we got to watch that whole thing in the next one, I said. Yeah, something. One of these things is not like the others.

OK, let's see. Here's one of these things just doesn't belong. Isn't that how it goes? He's wearing a fucking hat. He's wearing his stupid space hat. Yeah. Yeah. Inside, first of all, on a panel.

I'm not an idiot. He's just mirroring what's inside his head. Here is something about pronouns in video games. Okay. Have you ever heard of pronouns? I'm still willing from the trans-transformer thing. I felt like a few months ago. I was like, wait, what is this?

Is this real? Is this happened? Oh yeah, was it the bi- oh no, it was a transformer. Yeah, it was like, wait, what is this, is this real? What's happened? Oh yeah, was it the, oh no, it was a transformer. Yeah, it was, it was, yeah. Yeah, there was a bison one too. A bison one? Yeah, Fred the bison. Oh yeah, you didn't see that one?

No, I think we all girl bison was worried, yeah. The episode was that, we saw that too, I think. Yeah, the girl was worried that their grandma bison. Yeah. that we saw that too, I think. Yeah, the girl was worried that their grandma, Bison, wouldn't call her, or I don't know, no, she said non-binary, non-binary, Bison, wouldn't call them Fred, and that the grandma would be a huge cunt about it. Yeah, right, right.

If you recall. How to turn out. The grandma was actually fine. Was fine with that. Totally inexplicably, was totally fine., with the little child bison, not only requesting to be named Fred of all names, but also confiding in an unrelated age inappropriate friend about their sexuality. First the grandma said, this is great.

Yeah, and that's why they're extinct. They said, okay, they didn't put that part in the clip. Here is a man who's playing a video game and he gets really upset about it. Let's see. I just want to say it's called Starfield, I guess. I don't know. I came out today during the whole Burning Man thing. He just wants to say a little something.

There is nothing I love more. Take him ahead. Oh, because there's, you can pick your pronouns in it. He's getting serious. Yeah, he's not serious about his weight. But Fezda, there is nothing I love more than to sit down, comfy chair, turn on the PC, fire up a brand new RPG, lose myself, think, oh my God, just think of this world, just think of all the planets I can visit. I don't know how to turn people around and get involved with all the fights, all the relationships,

all the people I meet, all the places I go, all the planets I can be involved. You know, I love nothing more than with all of that lay down in front of me. I love nothing more than to be dragged out Every fucking conceivable opportunity so you can fucking time dayers Cuz it's sorry, do you want to get immersed in our world? Yeah, well guess what fucking pro now Fucking pro now Fucking current day Californian shit Well can't see past our own fucking reflection. That's the level of our narcissism here.

But this is the Western game company. Yeah. Fuck your immersion. Fuck you having a good time. Fuck you falling into a world and just getting lost. No, no, no. Current fucking day. Yeah.

I mean, fuck off. You're boring. You're fucking dull. You have nothing to say. You are a one-hives mind, twat waffle. Twat waffle. That's just prying out. That's just fucking out.

Twat waffle. Right. And you wonder what the fucking thing is. Fucking sick and tired You take everything we love all our emotions all our fantasy Escape it. Yeah I think we're finding what they're escaping from the goal is coming from inside out. I'm going to be a single, so I'm going to be a fucking thing. Yeah.

Uh, I love his passion. Me too. Love it. It's great. I love it. I'm sorry that you're not having any fun with the pronouns, buddy, but yeah, they're here. I got bad news for you.

If you don't like them, myself, I've never cared about them because they're like asking for it, you know, you've been slime slime for a while. So I don't really care. Yeah. We have to any any time I say anything I don't say pretty much anything I want to say. So I don't think adding another thing is really, I go, okay, I have to say, some kind of other stupid retarded shit that in addition that I have to, I'm already going to talk to you like you're the stupidest person I've ever met.

So, sure, why not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm here. Well, you just have to check the boxes, you know? I mean, it's actually don't even have to. Yeah, it's already picked for you. Oh, no, but I mean like in like a conversation, it's like, you don't have to believe anything. Yeah, you just have to say it so that it's this person, oh, well, let me open this door

for you. You mean to tell me you've been walking around being honest this whole time? Yeah. How's that been working for you? I mean, that sounds insane. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but but I got it. They took away, you know, the N word and stuff from us. Well, I mean, that's what you're mad about.

It's not, if you could say whatever you want, and I'll put pronouns on whatever you want if everything else goes, too. Right, well, I think you're guy, I think they're mad at maybe the wrong thing. If you pick a body in games sometimes, it won't say like man, woman, it'll say like, type A body, type B body.

So they can change sex. They just took gender and made that everything that's human about sex. Yeah. And they took the science of sex in gender and just removed all humanity from it. Yeah. So sex is, sexual sex is A and B and that's it. Anything male or anything that

you know as identity is all in nonsense, like just whatever you want category. Sure. Funny, but yeah. I don't know if it's that funny. Not at all confusing. Not at all confusing for the kids. If I'm a kid and I'm seeing a guy, act like that, I'm like, I'm definitely doing pronouns. This is hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever, people will probably hate that though.

I just don't, I don't really get upset by him. I don't know. Pronouncing it, I never had. No, no, I really, that's way down the list of things that left end me. I'm, you know, when people are so, when they want something so bad, you can just fuck with them about it forever. Well, I know, because I'm trying to understand real vested interest in. Yeah.

This sounds like a fun, you guys do this like a party game. Yeah. Everybody has these things. You okay? Honestly, I mean, I've said this, I've said this before, but I'll call you whatever you want to be called. Sure. No, I won't even think twice about it. It's fine. And behind your back, I'm going to call you whatever I want.

You're aware of that, right? You know, I probably won't even talk about you. Let's see. Mitch McConnell had a hard reset. I probably I probably won't even talk about you. Let's see Mitch McConnell had a hard reset. Do you see that? Yeah, Mitch McConnell. I mean, he already took the the tits out of video games. So what's the like, what's the point? Yeah, you get this shit.

Yeah, sure. Yeah, you didn't see that Mitch McConnell having a fucking spurgout here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see that. Yeah, Mitch Arena, a hard hard. We say, yeah, hard reboot. McConnell. Yeah, Mitch McConnell freezes up. Yeah, that looks pretty good. For reelection. Okay. Are you running? Are you running for reelection? Is the question. Yeah, right. Pretty complicated. You know, that's a,

there are complicated questions and politics. What do you think about, what do you think about wing, states rights for free rights? What do you think about encryption data access and privacy? What do you think about, you know, basic concepts like representation and stuff like that. Are you running for re-election?

Yeah, I don't know if I'd put that. And I'd probably not a top 10 difficult question to ask. No, but those are the kind of questions that that's an easy answer, but that's I'm thinking about. That's the, yeah, that's the level of the public. That's out down there. Yeah, what are you having for lunch? That's another question like, yeah, I'm thinking about it.

Yeah. What are you having for dinner? I haven't had lunch yet. Right, right. I don't even, yeah. What a way to see what lunch is like. And then I'll see about dinner. That's a lunch. I don't know. That's a woman thing too, trying to plan like eight meals ahead.

You ever get that? Because they can't have the same one. You ever get that within 20 meals of each other. Yeah. But I don't know, like I'm at that. Think about it later. I just fucking ate. I'm fucking stuffed. What do you want for dinner?

Well, there's leftovers in there. I'm going to eat that until next week. Yeah. Until they run out. Yeah. I don't know when that's going to be, because I don't know how drunk I'm going to get tonight. Yeah. If it's very drunk, then I'm gonna eat that until next week. Yeah. Until they run out. Yeah. I don't know when that's gonna be because I don't know how drunk I'm gonna get tonight.

If it's very drunk, then I'm gonna eat all of them. I think I'll mix spaghetti. Does it didn't you eat that like a week and a half ago? Well, how about you order what you want? Go ahead and order. I got a fucking, I got a pack of a rougal on the subring. I got a salad together.

I'll mix spaghetti. It's no food. Yeah, nobody's having this conversation. Right. I saw some you could eat shit from the overflowing toilets. How about that? Some tech brothers were like, if we're making do, we had to actually,

we had a fashion show where we're pretending to have a fashion show. I'm like, yeah, see, they're just like, you guys are laughing at them. You're not playing with their nuts. You're not playing with their nuts. Believe at Burning Man. Yeah. Hmm, you guys are laughing at them. You're not playing with their nuts. I believe in burning man. Yeah. You guys, you gotta make the best of them.

You're not. All right. You laughing at, you fucking laughing at nothing. Yeah. All right. Did I leave the stove on? Huh. What did I?

Did you hear your question, Senator? Oh, yeah. That's the, that's the reason why someone would stand there with a blank stare for 30 seconds because they didn't hear a question. Oftentimes, I'll just be sitting in front of a fucking press conference, staring blankly while people take pictures

because I didn't hear what was said. Yeah, so was anybody gonna ask a question? Did you hear the question? Oh no, actually, that's why I was just standing here like an idiot. Yeah, like a fucking broken computer. 26. Oh yeah, nailing it.

I'm sorry, you all working in the evening. I think you're gonna need a time machine. Should we get a dolly in here? What the, can you guys? Should we get a dolly in here? What the? Can you guys... How come we don't get one guy from the Dixho news? How come we don't get...

Hey, still gone. So, do you have a question? Please speak up. Actually, it was your fault. If you're saying I'm getting my thoughts together, is that what you... Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one, no one person there goes, Hey, what the fuck is this?

Yeah. Can you, you with the haircut? Are you having a, Can you explain what the fuck is going on here, please? You're having an, an episode like an emergency? Do we, obviously, you are fucked. Yeah.

Obviously, you have Swiss cheese for a head, dude. Get the fuck out of here. When I first started in this, this actually reminds me very much of of somebody who I worked with a few times and I don't know how they're doing now. I'm not really in that in that world. There was a voice actor in the in the dubbing world who's done a lot of stuff and everything. And he would first time I worked with them, you know, he's, he's we're going from Q to Q and everything. And he would, first time I worked with them, you know, he's, we're going from Q to Q

and we're, you know, we're doing the lines. And then, you know, show them a preview, roll the thing, beep, beep, beep, nothing, right? Yeah. Where you say your line. It's like, and he just has this far off look in his eyes. And he's not, was he coming? No, and I'm like, I turned to the assistant.

And I'm like, is he having a stroke? Like what's going on? And I said, like, I said his name. I said, hey, you know, yeah. I was like, like, did you, you all right? And he goes, and he goes like, yeah? Like just really, no, no, but it turns out that he and he get a stroke. No, no, he, there's something going on. I guess his wife was really like, you got to go to the

doctor. And then he would, then he would know, then he would kind of snap back into it. And he'd be okay. But it was almost like it was like this far away voice. Very, very strange. Very strange. I saw and then other actors who were, because they're all real tight circle, you know, especially in that, in that world, could say, like, I said, they sort of said something about that and I went, oh my God, that's what that, yeah, I said, I just worked within the other day and they go, yeah, like, it's like, and they'd be like, hey, I, you know, like, hey, you did it again. Like they'd say they'd be, you know, they played golf with them or something. And he just, he'd just go away. And I, to this day, I don't know what

it was, but it looked just like that exactly like that. It was very, very strange. And I'm like, I'm thinking like, okay, number one, is he going to fall over in front of me? And number two, how's he gonna get back in? It seems like he just left. And then he kinda did come back out of it and then he was like his, you know, upbeat self, but it was like, maybe it's great. Maybe it's like, just super fun,

is it? Maybe. Maybe, but I fucking questions, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I don't, I just chill. I've never seen that before. I don't care about, chill. I've never seen that before. I'm not gonna care about work anymore. Just relax. Yeah, just a little mini vacation.

Check down. Just check down. Look just like that. Well, that's cool. That's who's running the government. Well, yeah, I mean, why the, you know, because the, you know, founding fathers, the one thing that they were very adamant about

is that you should stay in power forever. Yeah, for when you, that's what you should do. You should just, you should try to, just try to be there. Once you get to a position of power, you need to stay there and hardly go up. That works best. Yeah, it works best. Right.

You know, they originally had the Senate, the state legislators voted for them. Yeah, the Senate wasn't always direct election. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except some people messed up all of America in 1912, 13. I don't know if everyone's aware of this, but that was the end of America that they teach you about in school. A lot of things happened right up in Communist dystopia.

they teach you about in school. A lot of things happen right there at the time. Communists dystopia. And before then, they set up the country. They said, well, state legislators, the people elect the House of Representatives. Yeah. And only like 30,000 people can elect one.

Because otherwise, yeah, it's good we've stuck with that. Yeah, otherwise, you know, you just need to, you can't have representation if it's more than 30, because otherwise. Yeah, it's good we've stuck with that. Yeah, otherwise, you just need a, you can't have representation if it's more than 30,000 people. Cause you personally can't go around and meet them all. They're right, exactly. You need like a giant, same reason you don't have like a king, right? You need like a giant, what the fuck? You need a giant marketing campaign.

Sure, right? You don't want that. We want direct, we want representation. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck is going on? Where you getting blown up? Yeah, crazy want direct, we want representation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck is going on? Where you getting blown up? Yeah. Crazy.

All right. You have one minute to get out of the house. Yeah, seriously. So they said, okay, so that's good, right? We got that. We got that in the Constitution, 30,000 people's max, and James Maxx, we're at about 60,000. That's the same.

Let's go, let's do that, right? Like, okay, we got almost everybody. We're going to have to verify that one. Yeah. Let's go, let's do that, right? Like, okay, we got almost everybody. We're gonna have to ratify that one. Yeah. Okay. Let's just not have any wars and we can make sure everybody does it like, okay, oh fuck, we had a war. Yeah.

We'll get to it, we'll get to it. Okay, the second thing, we don't want just a country where the people get to make all the laws because people are fucking crazy. They're, you know, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, you're in charge of a big newspaper. You can get the word out to all the people for something fucking crazy. They're, you know, they're, they're, you know, you have a big, you're in charge of a big newspaper, you can get the word out to all the people

for something fucking dumb. Like, there's a big horrifying, smallpox, it's like, gonna take over the country, we better fucking suspend all rights, right? You know, a big, got a giant, somebody who joins a giant newspaper can tell everybody and freak them out. And all of a sudden they're passing horrible laws

because they run the whole, all Congress, right? So we gotta have a, a type of, a government body with the same amount of power that's put that's voted by legislators who understand like them what's important about civics and democracy and do process and we'll get them on their little bit longer to start off in the blow we have equal parts populism and

legislative wisdom and experience right what these two powers equally to go so it's very important. The people don't have direct access to these guys, right? It's a fucking all up. Right. Then what you know, William Randolph Hurst said, you know what, we just got to do something about this Senate. Yeah, yeah.

We should do a direct election. Oh, why? Well, because it's not, it's just not, there's not enough pizzazz. There's not enough democracy happening. What about all that stuff about how populism is bad? Well, your man offers populism, it's actually great. Yeah, sure.

Trust me, I run all the newspapers. You think I don't know what people want? Of course I do. Let's get rid of all this stupid shit. And direct the leg. Great idea, let's fucking do it. Let's get rid of the 30,000 to two. Great idea, let's also do that.

And it's been fun ever since And it's been fun ever since. It's been fun ever since. Uh, here's, here's some good news. Oh, yeah. It's a gender reveal party. Uh, I like a, is somebody like a, like a pregnant woman. Gender reveal, yeah, look. Oh, here comes the baby.

This woman's way too fat to be having a baby. But they went, but men reward this behavior by impregnating these hippos. Is the real problem. Here we go. Here comes the gender reveal plane. Get ready for this, Sean. Gender reveal plane. Here comes the gender reveal plane. Get ready for this, Sean. Gender reveal plane. It's a gender reveal plane. Oh, right. Oh, it's a, it's a plane wreck. Oh, no. Oh my God. You see that? Yeah. Look at this wing. It just disintegrates. What the? Why did he pull up that hard?

How close did he want to get this pink fog that covers like a football field? Oh my god. Don't pit right on these people. Oh god, I gotta pull up. Oh shit, my plans are fucked up. Holy shit. Uh, that's fucking amazing. Yeah, pretty good. Uh, that's fucking amazing. Yeah, pretty good.

Uh, he did die. Yeah, I would think so. See if I got anything else here. God damn. Oh, there was a whole big, we got some Nazis. Yeah. Brewing. Yeah.

Pretty funny one, one of them's got tattoos all over him's his face. Yeah, one is a the leader is a Cuck, okay, and a former rapper. Here's his cool rap song. I Just realized so he's he's angry that his rap song didn't get taken off so he's like a or didn't take off Yeah, yeah, so he's like a failed artist that's now a Nazi. Okay. Is that something we should be worried about? Do you think? What a rap artist.

He's a failed artist that... Who's it? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I don't know. I'm cooler than a high-school. Right, I'm like a bicycle. Freezoom, phone, tricycle.

The sexist, but I'm an old. Who poofies are by an bicycle Freezoom phone tricycle The sexist phenomenon Prophies are biennical Some find it comical If you don't believe me You co-read it in a chronicle I'm this summer night of y'all That's my real name My clothe

I'm a famous fuck your famous If you're pain So on that note You better guard your hoe Cause here I come Right down the road Bitch My life is shitty

You never like to do Right about those cool cheese Bitch My name is You My name is You You You You You

You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You That's better than that stupid ginger guy singing about rich guys or something. Well, here's him as a Nazi. Let me see.

Yeah. I mean, I hope he's a better Nazi. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Let me see here. I got one of just him. Um, here's the Nazi leader. Yeah, here it is. Yeah.

It doesn't mean violence. No, it doesn't mean violence. All of our goals can be achieved nonviolent. The most violence is on your side. Oh, so education of our race. to be achieved non-violent. The most violence is on your side. Oh. Subjugation of our race. Oh. That's what we stand against.

Oh, fuck my mouth is broken. Oh, fuck my mouth is broken. It's because you are ready to use violence to stop us. Wait, when you say you. For you, for you. You and all of the people on that side of the fence, white subject games, you work for that team. Kite. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. All right, buddy. Well, you are the right. You tell me to use the slur. I was totally on board with everything. Come on. Very, very bad, very

little self control. So it's, yeah, he's got a, you know, he's got a swastika chain. It's pretty good. It's like out like Mr. T. Yeah. I mean, it's, you know, it's like a cross. I, you know, oh, yeah. Well, I, you know, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, the funny thing is, is everybody's like calling them feds. Have you ever heard anyone call the fed? Yeah. Like they're, like they're federal agents. Yeah.

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Um, what the, the, the mental gymnastics that like some people have to do is it's, it's disturbing and it's sad. Yeah. Like it's just sad because you're're like, they live in the, you guys think the hell they live in is crazier than anything I could come up with. And there's a lot going on in my fucking head, that ain't good.

Yeah, it's this weird, it's like a weird effect of being lied to so much that they just like spasticly react that everything is a lie. Yeah. Like, well, no, there's not. Of course, there is. Yeah. Yeah, of course, there is.

Yeah. Of course, they believe this. They're not, they're not a, now that that's my dinosaur. I don't trade it and say, you guys should like bomb a building. And then the FBI will go bomb a building and say, well, we worked with a building. And then the FBI will go bomb a building and say, well, we worked with these guys. I suppose to do that. I suppose it's possible. Yeah. I mean, they will do that. It's like, but yeah, but there are these things. We're going to think these things that used to exist also still exist because people are

in that slurred. Sure. That wasn't the FBI. I guess, I guess so. I don't know. I don't know why. I don't get the whole Fed thing. Yeah. No, no, no. Well, it's all that kind of stuff is just denotes a lazy thinking. It's always lazy thinking. Love it. They eat it up. Yeah. They do. It's like, oh, well, you got an answer to that. Now I can move on to being outraged about the next thing. It's like, got that. That's yeah. There's our feds. Yeah. There's no, there's no to being outraged about the next thing. It's like, got that, that's, yeah, those are all feds. Yeah, those are all feds. There's no Nazis. Yeah, those are feds. It's like, so, but if you take away one insane assumption,

like your whole fucking thing falls apart. Yeah, good thing you guys don't elect senators because you're fucking dumb. Here's a translated crying. Oh, this one's pretty funny too. Oh my God, did you see all the J6 guys that went to jail? No, look at this, look at this shit. I've been so fucking busy lately.

I don't really hate learning about this stuff. Yeah. Here's the proud boys that got, that were in January 6th and they got in order. This guy got 17 years in prison, federal prison. This guy got 10 and this guy got 15. And one of them has like a family, small mess, cancer.

And the justification is that, well, they were shaking fences angrily, I think, was part of it. Oh, really? We're in the capital for like 20 minutes. People are serious about their fences, man. Like this. Yeah. Yeah.

They love. We like to put up fences and things like that. We like to put up fences between yards. You'll never see, I mean, neighbors of killed neighbors over somebody fucking with their fence, you know? We're a very fence. You know, I get the city out is like, is that fucking thing?

Yeah. Is this over the line? Is this encroachment like a... Uh-huh. We're a very fence. Talk about easement here. Fog and culture. Yeah. We're a very fence. Talk about ease of culture. Yeah, we have a lot of sayings that involve fences. You know, good fences make great neighbors.

Right, right. I forgot that one. Yeah, what's an, you can be a fence sitter. That's horrible because you're damaging the fence. Yeah, because you're causing, you're causing violation of the fence. You need to put some of that to a special architecture that keeps people from sitting on fences. Yes, yes, defense of architecture. Is that what it's called barbed wire is what built the West. That's another fence. I haven't heard that one. May those. Yes, no. Even these violent criminal masterminds respected the little velvet rope fence inside the capital building, if they were doing their violent insurrection, insurrecting, if you remember.

Even then, they would not cause disrespect to the sacrosync fence. But these velvety individuals, it's very posh. You know, I mean, people, that's like the aristocratic fence. People act, people act better when they're around velvet ropes. Yes. Yes. And in fact, in fact, our most powerful warriors will put on demonstrations where they will break wood and cinder blocks because these things are fence materials. Effectively. There you go. Sure. Okay. I think the joke the bit is over. Uh-huh. Good

Good. So there they're going to they're going I think you could How many women do you think you could rape before you got a sentence of this magnitude? Well, I don't know more than one I would think I mean maybe yeah one rape probably set you back five or ten years I think. You probably have to, you would have probably have to rape maybe a, maybe a handful, I would say, to get a 17 year prison. How much did Harvey Weinstein get? Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, seems pretty, you know, I mean, he's, I mean, he's Weinstein prison sentence. Let's see what he got 16 years. Yeah. So there you go. You got a rape. You got a rape. A short list of you got a rape a shitload of famous women. Oh, wait a minute. Already serving a 23. Oh, so he got. Oh, so he sentenced 23 in New York 16 in LA. Well, I'm accounting the LA ones. I know. All right. Well, I'm only counting the L.A. ones. I don't know. All right. Well, I mean, 23, it ain't that much more than 17. Oh, right, right. You know, so you fuck with a fence in America. And you, you might as well have raped every female celebrity that we have. So so you have to go to California after New York. Is that like, I mean, does it have to be like executive? Like, I don't know.

They just put the bill for it and. No idea. I do some kind of a, like, you get them on the switch years, like a divorce parent. When I become a Hollywood mogul and do all that stuff, I'll let you know. At the raping begin. It's just.

And they have picked the most damning photos of these gentlemen, as you can see. Me and I, M you can see, smiling, smiling with a white supremacist's okay symbol. You know, I don't know if we have any obligation to do anything other than keep people who don't belong in prison for their entire lives out of prison. Not really sure that the government has any mandate beyond. Well, obviously, I get all that welfare stuff, but you guys aren't putting anyone in prison for their life who doesn't belong in prison, right? Well, you know, maybe we might have...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing any of that other stuff until you, until you figure that part out. Right. Well, we got warned you, crane. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, war on Ukraine. Yeah. No, you know where it's, there's a, keep everyone out of prison for it. Yeah, it's a, it's a, number one. Yeah. Right. Where they can be contributing members of society and like pay the taxes that you love.

Sure. If you need a reason to, yeah. I want to do it. Yeah. Yeah. I want to, right. Right. Right.

Well, we have another, you got to figure out what motivates them, you know, like this. Yeah. Yeah. I, yeah. I think we're finding it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

what motivates them, you know, like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're finding it. Yeah, keep it. Yeah, sure. I think we're finding that the crime here is motivation. That's a bummer. In the, maybe they could put their pronouns in and they're getting situated in prison.

Time off for good pronouns. They're definitely, definitely a pronoun thing, but I just don't. Definitely reformed if he, you know, I'm not gonna care. I'd say I'll use they and them. Now they've been in front of the parole board. Yeah, but I just performed if you know, I can care. I'll say, I'll use day and them. Now they're been in front of the parole board. Yeah, I mean, that, you know, it's, yeah, I'm woman, woman.

Definitely put me in woman's prison. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. I'm a fucking woman. Right. I'm not going to prison. Right.

But then you're in women's prison trying to explain how to play Dungeons and Dragons to them. You're like, fuck, I really wish I was back in men's place. Please put me in solitary. They'll find a way to get in there. Ah, maybe he was. Oh man. We're complaining. Ah, very good.

Mm. Let's see here, something about Epstein. Oh yeah, I don't care. A billion dollars in human trafficking payments for through Chase. Really? I guess they missed that one. They got me. They got my account for whatever hate speech.

Yeah, sure. Oh, Eric Chilai's band is having a news division. That's interesting. A band like the band. Yeah, he likes to watch that. He likes band. Yeah, he liked John's panelists. No, his band is launching a news division. That's pretty, pretty unique. You don't usually see a band launch a news division, do you?

No, that's, I mean, that's. Here's AirSoulize retarded. AirSoulize retarded. Bass player slash CFO, the guy responsible for syncing his shitty comic book company with overhead and inventory and bad hires who probably pays himself. God knows how much he looks like he has fetal alcohol. Warehouse drunk and his beer looks like shit. Anything else?

Nothing else. Over the past few months we've been working hard to rebuilding our website and preparing for the next big step for back wards is the name with a Z back back words. Yeah, back is named before Mountain Dew code red came out I guess before brats. It's famous. The name after the brats brand. Back wards with a Z we're expanding our brand and today we have launched our new Backwards news branch, where we have a talented group of writers covering politics news philosophy and economics. Isn't that amazing?

You never see a new music group diversification. It's almost like someone's just burning a bunch of somebody else's money. Yeah. Isn't that weird how that happens? I can't believe that one would burn their own money. Well, obviously you wouldn't want to burn your own money. You have to work hard for that. Yeah.

But somebody else's money. That's fucking fantastic to burn. Yeah. In addition, ironically, this is a great, as such an Ann Cap Libertarian, Eric should be very insulated from just this phenomenon. And yet here he is is having his money burned. In addition, we've added all of our t-shirt designs,

previously only available to our live shows. So head on over to our website. Oh, that's great. You can't wait. We're calling it a news network only to sell merch. Yeah. No shit. It is.

Okay. Good. Some comments. Oh, boy. That little cock sucker was chirping it Nick too on Twitter. This guy. Oh boy. That little cocksecker was chirping it. Nick too on Twitter. This guy. Well, fucking short beard here.

What is the play base? A base. Okay. Oh, no, sorry. None. Oh. I mean, all I'm saying is it is the instrument that you hand the chick.

Yeah. Maybe strands. I don't know. No, man. Good, good bass players are something else, but they're not good. CFOs is a turns out. I always, yeah, I was the bass. I always say it's, it's minutes to learn and a lifetime to master. But you never, you can, you can, you can learn to play one note at a time. No problem. And then it, that's after that, it's hard as fuck, because it's like, I always say, I play bass like a guitar player, which is fucking lame. I would never play bass on any of my

own stuff. Um, uh, Segway, has anyone pointed out the Jordan Cope, the Patreon employee, Maddox Sue, is now a YouTuber? Yes, they did. Jordan Adica, follow Jordan. Is now a YouTuber. Yeah. How old is his channel?

Let's say that's to get within 9,000 subscribers. Isn't it crazy of Maddox? Who's had a YouTube channel for 15 years, yeah, I don't know how long. Yeah, let's see here joined 2012, okay, so 11 years and million views. Wow, how long has uh, let's I don't know when he started It looks like he started about a year ago He's got a ton of yeah, look because he Oh, yeah, because he just, because you have it, doesn't mean you're putting content on the whole time. Of course, oh my God, how do you, oh my God. Looks like his big views started a year ago.

Oh, man. God, he's telling it. I mean, that is just, Maddox sucks. Jordan, Jordan, Adika is the future. Kicking his fucking ass. Spam, all of Maddox's videos, even the old ones with links to Jordan, Adika.

What are you gonna do, ban me? You know, you do kill me or shut the fuck up. Yeah, right. If you're not prepared to go all the way, don't even bother because Alexander says, hey, do you just want to say your last bonus episode was gold? Quote, let's dig his dad up and rape him. Might be your high point. I did say that.

You did say that. Yeah. I don't think you can rape a corpse though. So it's probably not grammatically correct. Well, I know most, I think most states, there's not actually a law against a crime with a dead body. Really not defiling a body. It depends.

It depends like where it is, but really? Yeah, I remember reading where I was like I was shocked to type it to learn these. Yeah, it would be legal for me to get a hold of Maddox's dad's corpse. Yeah, and I think the laws are different in different areas, but yeah, I think I remember reading about that. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't, you know, I, you could be wrong. I don't want to get legal advice in this one. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not a log.

Nick probably should call in and weigh in on the subject after telling you you're going to jail, but I don't want to cause any problems, you know. What the next cool friends that want to, but like and be horrible. I think I remember reading a story about like, what they got him on was like, was like vandalism, or something like that.

Even though he was caught like raping a corpse, but that was not chargeable in this instance for, you've analyzed. This is messed with the coffin or anything like that. This is what's ahead, really. But you still went on to property and like, dug up, or when I see, broke open a fucking, you know, meat locker, whatever the, I can't remember the exact, it was long time ago.

I just always kind of stuck in my head that this way. I was like, wait, what? Really? Like where it's like New York does not actually have a log against. We're going to have to put some, put some people on it. Some people on this. Yeah. I know I'll get a, somebody, somebody will give me the whole story.

Yeah. A lot of sick bastards in this audience. I audience. A lot of morticians and stuff. We could pretend to be bearing a body. Should we do photos, please? We could pretend to be one of the know what you've done. Varying a fake body and then dig sideways. And get in that, it get into Maddox's dad's coffin and drill out a hole. The plot to steal Lincoln's body.

Yes, and then a hacksaw cut the head off and then put the head in a soccer ball net, you know, and then we'll all have disguises like Mexican moustaches and some raros so they can't see our faces. We'll just hold our finger in front of our lip. Yeah. And we'll go put that shirt on one of those bags of soccer balls that Mexicans always have just go like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm for soccer, but these.

You think that would be a good plan? Yeah, I think it's a shoe end to work. Daniel says, I just watched the bonus episode and I could not let this slide that you guys missed this or maybe I'm just overthinking. Maddox talks about this vice journalist writing an article about pseudo-child porn,

which insinuates that the guy is some sort of a pedophile sympathizer. Okay. As in telling us he's a horrible person. Yeah, I'm addict to do that. I think the breaking point where Nick was when people started pretending that they really thought Vito is a petafile because of his retarded tweets where people call him a petafile. So he goes, I'd respond to that, but I have to finish raping this kid or something like, yeah, you know, totally normal way to respond to online, but I have to finish raping this kid or something like, yeah, you know, right. Totally normal way to respond to online.

Yeah, yeah, right. He's like, well, I mean, I'm not going to sit here and like, participate in this, like, obviously retarded. A next to that? Yeah. Not in those words. Like, we get, we get called racist all the time for shit like this. I'm not going to

I'm not doing this. Yeah. And this this displeased the this displeased the the emperor. As in telling us and then literally says in the next sentence that the same guy couldn't write the article about Maddox because they are friends and hung out. So, okay. So Maddox is friends with a pedophile. It starts right here. Yeah. Please watch this.

No, I remember. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, I thought we kind of glossed over, at least in my mind, glossed over the, like, the vice, like pedophile. I was like, what is the vice thing? What is the convoluted in the weird? What does it have to do with any of this? Like, I was like, okay, I kind of let that go in one ear and out the other and then, yeah.

Let me see what the new comments are on. I don't know if anyone likes comment reading, but I just... Oh, no, they're great. They're so funny. They're great. Let's see what's new on it. You can't get them all. Because you sit there and I mean, there's a man on the...

And what makes it extra fun? There's a man on the internet. Yeah, there's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's extra man on the internet. Yeah, there's a man on the internet. 10,000 times there's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet who has an incredible memory. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet.

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He's in. That's somebody, somebody, that's gonna do it. It's like a, it's like a, you know, Johnny Cash song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Starting out for the, you know, it's like a, you know, Johnny Cash song. Yeah, I started out for the, you know, it's, what is that?

It's not even going well to take a name. Yeah, no, yeah. Like what's that with that accent? There's a man on the internet. It's not how he talks. I'm already like it reading these. Okay. There's a man on the internet.

There's a man on the internet. This is horrible, Maddox. You should be ashamed of yourself for producing something that has no value. It's damning that we know how long you worked on this video, despite the product being devoid of anything of worth. Give up and go work for Wendy's or some other line of work more suitable for your skill set. I mean, that's pretty sweet. I kind of nailing it.

Yeah. It's, I mean, just how, how often do you, how often do you, he's got to check that thing just multiple times a day and just get rid of those. Well, that's what I was going to say. So at some point, he leaves them on and he, he does me this, yeah, he told me this long time ago. When he posted posted video, he monitors it like a hawk for the first two hours

and then deletes anything bad because that will influence early viewers, according to him. I think that's retarded by whatever. For the first thing I always do is go read the comments immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me watch the fucking thing.

So after a while, he doesn't carry, doesn't delete them. But if you see this, liked by him, see how it says that? Right there on that one, that was three hours ago. And you can see that icon constantly. Anytime someone is a little bit nice to him, yeah. This is actually a great video. And I like to see more, liked by Maddox, very next, very next comment. What a sad, sad man child, very next, very next comment. What a sad, sad man child, a real goober, clown head.

You spent five years on this. It would have been more productive and less embarrassing for you if you spent those five years developing a methodiction instead. So he liked this one, which means he read all of them. Yes. Yeah, it's true. Usually you would never know that a content creator you hate, read your comment, except he obsessively likes the good ones.

So he's the good ones. He's got eyes on all of them. Yeah. So he's broadcasting, man. This is the worst video I have ever seen. Maddox death lost. You were so close. Oh, yeah.

You good, bro? It's like you're in high school. It's spreading rumors. They'll all have fucking childish. Maybe I'll prune through it for really good ones. Yeah, these are, you know. You're almost 50 and still dropping disappointment after disappointment.

Get a job. Ha, ha, ha. Okay. What the hell was I talking about? I just, I love how long he worked on that. Just how another one. That's just how like, he's got another one. He's definitely got one on me.

Don't you think? When are we gonna see that? Oh man, I don't know. Years, you think. Years. Yeah, I've done so much bad stuff since that one ended. Well, that's, it's like making it's like he's like it's making a Documentary on the Beatles like years in the making and then covering like oh, it oh it ends in mid 64

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Well wait, so like so they played Ed Sullivan in like January 64 February 64, but we get through June. Took me like 10 years to do this, but I'm working on the rest of their career. We'll see it when, you know, dead. Jilted Superfan. Hey Dickenshawne, I've been an avid listener and supporter since the very first episode of the original biggest problem in the universe. Basically a context book associate producer. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to cut ties

and publicly denounce you, not for any particular reason. It just seems like the best thing to do these days. Just kidding, I'm a man in my 30s, so I can give left of a shit about online comic book drama aside from the comedy it spawns. Very warning though, the slightest infraction could shatter my parosocial perception of both you and send me, both of you,

and send me spiraling into deranged Twitter tie raids. Well, that's a consider yourselves on notice. It's a heavy responsibility that... It is! It's taken very seriously. These guys take their comic books real serious. I guess they do, don't they? Yeah, comic books are not serious.

No. I don't know if that's how much you paid for it. Yeah. It's like, you could just tell the story, you know? It's cool. I think they're cool. Yeah. I love Dread comic books.

Tick was great and stuff. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, people want to, people like the most serious people like elevate, like what is just entertainment into like the highest form, like they put it on like, you know, an unreachable pedestal and then, and then become like, you know, the guardians of what it, like it's just, it's important because I understand it. It's so, yeah. That's, and it becomes, you know, the guardians of what it's just, it's important because I understand it. It's so, yeah. And it becomes, you know, it becomes, you know, it becomes feeling something else in your life.

You need to have feelings from other things other than entertainment. You'll be more, that hasn't adjusted that way. Yeah, so it will lose importance to you if you have other, if you feel feelings around things that are not something you've saw on a fucking screen. It's called for something you paid for. For perspective. Yeah. And it's like that's something that sometimes it takes you a while to get, but I worry that some people who are like so immersed in that kind of stuff will never really get it because the rest of you doesn't really develop. Yeah. I agree with you. Pettie says, speaking of the wall,

did you see that the government is selling already assembled parts of the border wall that they haven't put up yet for pennies on the dollar? I did see that. Oh yeah. It's nice that they're getting a little money back though. They could just throw it away. At least they're getting it. Weirdly.

Did we get it? Can we have it? No. In fact, you can't. Liver. What if I ask nice? No, a cool big bang fact, he says, okay. Dix cosmology corner.

I don't think anyone wants that. Hey, dick, one of the cool consets. Maybe Dix cosmology corner. Cosmology corner. I want to write. I saw a tit contouring her tits. So like her tits look bigger. Uh huh.

Where does it end? She's drawing on tits. Like you draw on abs, but not as a joke. Like as a serious thing that she's doing. Like this is, you are setting yourself up for a fucking massive disappointment in life. If that's what you're leading with with guys. Unless you're like, even if you're washing it down

every time you meet them, what you're doing is insane. Hey, Dick, one of the cool concepts that resulted from general relativity was the hypothetical white hole, which is a hypothetical pair to each black hole to oversimplify, it's a single point that puts out a very large amount of energy. That is too oversimplified, too far. It's been theorized that the reason why there are no observable white holes is because the white hole genocide going on. Yeah. Get this guy on it. Because the white hole is the,

is because of what we know as the big bang, namely that each black hole in the night sky isn't of itself creating a new big bang in a new universe albeit with orders of magnitude. Let's. Yeah, I don't. Okay. Could there be a little cosmology segment on the show? It's so unlike all the other stuff you talk about. It's really, oh, it's refreshing. Space is cool.

Space is not cool. And white holes are gay. And so are you. That's, that's in line with the show. Dicks, those monogamous has been brought to you by... Oh, no. Here was that science guy I was talking about. Dr. John Klauser. I think I found the climate guy you were looking for.

Okay, let's see. I wasn't looking for it. Oh, oh, with this guy, yeah. It's a white hole, Sean. It's the opposite. Yeah, opposite. See? Your matter and it's cool.

Anti-matter and... Here was the guy I was looking for. Oh yeah, there he was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Is this just doesn't know about large, about systems, the complexities of systems interacting? Then I think you can go piss up a rope. I understand that. I understand that, but it doesn't mean that the people who are in that field don't understand that too. You know what I mean? Like, there's a big difference.

But they can read, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can't really say that. It's like, oh, so big difference. But they can read, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, you can't really say that. It's like, oh, so this guy, this guy can read like data better than any, it's like, then any, it can be any climatologist. That's a, that's a bold statement. I was, yes, it's a bold statement. The subatomic physicist is saying, yeah, your experiments are kind of fucked up and say, yeah, oh, I'm not, I believe in him.

I'm not saying you guys fucked up. I'm not saying he can't point out again That's peer review everybody everybody who has who's able to read data Mm-hmm can see maybe a problem with data like or yeah leaving out stuff But yeah, but I mean that doesn't like I'm glad he's in the game at least you're for for sure 100% in my opinion there is no real climate crisis There is however a very real problem with providing a decent standard of living to the world's largest population and associated energy crisis.

The latter is being unnecessarily exacerbated by what in my opinion is incorrect. There's climate science. There's nothing wrong with him saying, question the science is like one of the most unscientific things you can say. We should call them F-slurs. Then you might lose some people, but you know. Wow, but then you know he's serious. He's got to put his reputation on the line.

But let's put it this way. I would probably put more stock into him than like somebody with a Nobel Prize in like economics. Yes. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, yeah, totally. Actually, well, you know, I don't think it's... Get out of here. But yeah, it's, I think it's silly to say that...

What do you mean? People in the field can't interpret data. Let's see what he wanted for. It better not be like fucking giving a particle pronouns. Oh, no. Oh, no. Let's see. He looks pretty smart. I'm sure he's very smart.

You don't know though, you're saying that he doesn't know anything. No, no, no, I'm saying that he doesn't automatically get the crown for like, oh, that's a, yeah, he does. He only brings with my side, so he's got, he's got, for experience with entangled photons. Oh, okay.

All you had to say, entangled photons? Yeah. Cool. Uh, well, at least somebody found it. That was the other one. The other guy, the other guy,

well, get me bad data, embarrass me. Well, like, yeah, but you knew that it was, you're like, no, I think it was physics. Ah, yeah. I knew it was a good kind of physics, too, not shitty physics.

Yeah. Um, it's the end of the science segment. If you would like to know more about white holes, you can go to a gay bar around you and some will. Next week. Cosmetology. I'm just kidding to that guy. Bicebac.

Nice cleanup. Just joking. Please continue your Patreon. I asked him out being a bully. Call me Isom. Okay. Call me Isom. Okay. Call me Isom. I think it's like the modern Melville, right? Yeah.

That's what he's gonna have to change the name of it too. Call me Isom. I don't think his lawsuit's going well. Yeah. Eric Chalai, he's getting sued by the ministry. Oh, yeah. And he's told all of his fans. What does this exist, right?

No, it's a lawsuit. It's a lawsuit. Yeah, because he sold, dude, he made $6 million on a trademark that they own. Yeah. I didn't know that a lawsuit was filed. They said that they didn't file it. They sent it to him. Well, here's, okay, here's the real, here's what people don't take into account.

Okay. The CEO of the company says one thing, the lawyers are doing what lawyers do, which is, well, we're fucking going to this guy hard. If we're spending 50 grand, we're getting at least 50 grand out of it. This is what these are the leverage points. This is what we're going to hit. They didn't file it. He says they just sent it to them.

He sent it to Eric to get a response and try to work it out amicably, which of course for Eric, who's a fucking idiot, is going to look like an attack because he doesn't understand how he violated their trademark. He's got all these internet guys gassing him up. He's fucking horrible what Dick and Vito did to you. It's like, no, bro, you're getting fucking, you're getting sued for a trademark that you infringed on. Yeah.

Read the lawsuit. Yeah, you infringed on it. They don't want you to, if you file it, they're, if you file for one, they're fucked. So who owns this fucking thing? Who's making the t-shirts? Right. Who was I saying? Oh, yeah. So he's, um, he's spurging out about it, but whatever. Yeah. Call me isom. I've noticed that you have, hey, I noticed that you have an ability to criticize people even harshly or get into heated arguments and then immediately come to their defense and then acceptance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's on to you. Sometimes,

you know, sometimes they're better leverage for you. Yeah. On your attack, everybody's doing something wrong. It's just about who's doing the most worst wrongs sometimes. That week. Yeah. That minute. Yeah, that minute. I like sentence. Even.

Sometimes I can flip mid sentence. Yeah, yeah. I like really fast. My mind moves quickly. My mind moves very fast. Keep up, try to keep up. I like to make fun of people too, but I'm more likely to get into a fist fight

and laugh it off with another guy. What's up with that? If you're getting into fist fights, you have emotional regulation issues. For sure. You should not be fighting ever. For sure. One fight can fuck up your life.

One fight can throw you, did you not see see con air are that showing people con air anymore right Nicholas cage gets into a fight with a guy at a bar for harassing his wife and goes to fucking prison and has to fight rapists and Billy Cyrus or whoever else swam thing was on the plane real bad guys yeah okay you gotta watch con air if you ever want to get into a fight. Right, it's a cautionary tale. How do you reel in the venom and hate? I mean, dude, you just don't, you don't need to, fighting is gay.

If you want to know the truth of it, why don't you just have butt sex with guys instead of touch another man so much? Yeah, why do you want to touch, touch his penis and stuff and all this sensitive spots? I mean, I get the, I get the emotions of it, but like you got a different and exerting power over him with violence and sexually. It's the same.

You got homosexual. You need to go to conversion therapy with Mike Pence. Does that an knock at the door? Some guy wants to fist fight you with Mike Pence. I mean, you're not like Bruce Lee putting on a karate demo. Yeah. It's all driven by rage and obsession. It's not good.

No, not like, you know what I mean? Right. You should not have such a lack of control over your emotions as a man. Yeah. It's something. There's reasons for that. And you can, like, you can work on that. Yeah, I work on that you can work on that.

Yeah, I work on that. You work on that. I figured it out. I mean, now he's a bit more likely to get into a fist fight. I mean, is he getting into fist fights all the time? If it's never, I'm never getting into fight. I don't care what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not even as a kid. Yeah. A young adult. Now I'm too old. Oh, I was a kid. Yeah, a young adult. Now I'm too old. Oh, I was a kid. Do I was a kid? So many fucking, so many fights. So many fucking fights.

Oh my god. You know what you should do? If you almost get in a fight, if you're in a verbal altercation and you think you're getting in a fight, just call your mom and scream at her, because it's her fault for raising you without emotional control. Right. Or fucking you over in some other ways. She's the reason why you're doing this.

I would say call your dad, but you probably don't have one. It's like I said, this isn't mine, but a comedian said, you know, you should go to an AA meeting, take a pamphlet, write your fault on it, and give it to your dad for Father's Day. It's a Father's Day card. Yeah, you know, some truth to that. But yeah, I mean, at some point, you know, at some point, you have to go from, you know, chimpanzee that has like one one hundredth the impulse regulation that a human has. So it's like, yeah, if a, if a guy, you know, if a chimpanzee, you know, hits somebody a hundred

times, like a guy might do it right. It's something like that. They just, you know, they don't have impulse control. There are. So it's, you got a guys are always talking about, grow the chimp stage. Yeah. Guys are always talking about that too. Like, oh my god, I was just so fucking angry.

As a youth. Well, you grew up like that. It's got it. And the ghetto. Well, you grew up like that. And the ghetto, you did grow up. Well, it's got a deflect though. Like if you don't have any, you know, what it is, it's at your fucking dad who's a tyrant, you know, who's fucking made the house.

Yeah. So it's like, it's gotta go somewhere. It's gotta go somewhere when you're, you know, seven, eight, nine, 10 years old, right? Yeah. So somebody's gonna fucking get it. Yeah. Yeah. So somebody's gonna fucking get it. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's, yeah. What have you found to be a good use of this? Oh, you support. Outlet for this anger that this gentleman is. Yeah. Oh boy. You know, I mean, I don't know, man, like maybe, maybe take a, maybe, maybe learn to fucking fight.

And like, not, but you might, you might get some discipline from that. Discipline, yeah. I tend to think that people who really know how to fight and are studied and, you know, in a, you know, in the art, and I honestly do think that fighting is like a fucking art form. Like I think boxer, the greatest boxers are fucking artists. It's a beautiful fucking thing.

But it's just, you gotta have to get artists. It's a beautiful fucking thing. But it's just too bad about the game. That one does your brain, that's the only thing. It's sad, if it didn't do that, I think a lot more people would be into it, but. But. Any face. Yeah, but you can fix that shit. You can fix that shit, but it's a real brain.

I can fix what I have right now. I mean, you know, I mean, it just takes, takes a money. But, but, you know, I tend to think it makes those people a lot more disciplined and less likely to, it's like, dude, I could fucking kill this guy. Yeah, I think so too. I don't know, maybe, maybe, maybe that is a 20 year old. Got in TIG, you know, whatever it was, got food. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't mean to bring that whore up. No. I mean to go into a fat watch territory. Oh. You could do a little bit of fat watch. Yeah. Yeah. Fat watch, today in fat news.

We're just half sex with men. Get it out of your system. And then maybe it won't be so inclined to fist fight them. There you go, two different, you know, two different roads you can take. Try, try both at the same time. This one is, Stephen, Stephen Martz says,

here's one for you, buddy. A fat woman snuck a gun into a white socks game by hiding it in her rolls. Boy. Oh, wow. Now, did that woman who was hiding bags of chips and shit and packs of Frank's in her rolls? She didn't get that one, right?

She didn't pull out a gun and show that she could hide that in her rolls, so. No, but maybe that's what she was hinting at. Maybe that was a cautionary tale for anyone watching that you better not fuck with fat women because they could be packing some heat. Okay. Is she the gunshot victim? I was behind her.

Or why did I think it was, oh, because it's fat watch. It's fat watch. So I'm always thinking it's her, right? That's what we do. Yes. We don't say it, but we try to shy away watch. So I'm always thinking it's a her, right? That's what we do. Yes. We don't say it, but we try to shy away from men. Is this a, is this a, is this a,

Call me because women are, as we learned last week, women are so much fatter than men. Oh, beast, equal, super obese. Right. What did we say? Three times two or three times? Yeah, it's considerable. Scusting. Yeah.

Gunshot victim at White Sox game reportedly snuck weapon in by hiding it in her fat folds. What do you need it? Why do you need a gun at a White Sox game? Have you ever been to a White Sox game? I never have no. You would know. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, I went with Carl and Vinnie and Carl's wife. I did a bunch of acid. Yeah. It was probably one of the funniest times of my life walking around making fun of the craziest, I don't even know how to classify these fans. Dodger Stadium has a bunch of like socio-economically challenged Mexican fans, but they're not as wildly aggressive about it.

And as White Sox fans are, there's multiple fights breaking out. We watched a guy get dragged out of the stands in handcuffs. There was dogs involved. I guess there was too many fights to keep track of. I guess that's a shower in the outfield. It's tradition for them to hose each other down, which is unspeakably crass. Yeah, but it's great.

It's definitely one of my favorite games. Yeah, I guess I don't know about this because like nobody outside of Chicago and most people in Chicago, nobody cares about the White Sox. The White Sox fans do. The White Sox won a world series in like, I want to say like 2005 or something like that.

And like nobody, nobody knew it. Cause it wasn't, it wasn't the Cubs. It wasn't the Cubs. So nobody gave a fuck. They are, they're white people who also like old English lettering. Oh yeah, they're, which I'd never had seen before. White people who also have a fascination with old English lettering tattoos. Really? We saw a woman who looked like Greta the Gremlin doing white face makeup like white chicks with Damon Waines get an entire nachos thrown on her during

an argument. She's supposed to catch it in her mouth. I think throwing a dog, you know, it's like, if it just the first couple of times it hits them in the face and then they understand they got to watch it out of your hand. Yeah, she didn't get it. No, she didn't get it. She should have thrown another one at it. Right.

Well, you're already soaked with nachos. You know, she goes to do some research at SeaWorld. Watch how they do it, you know. Watch how the Or one at it. Right, well, you're already soaked with not too long. We can go see, you know, she goes to do some research, it's SeaWorld, watch how they do it, you know. Watch how the Orca do it. Two women were wounded by gunfire during Friday night's Oakland Athletic Chicago Y-Sox game at Guaranteed Redfield. The incident would be Oakland to best.

The incident and the left field bleachers. That's exactly where we saw the people getting dragged out. The incident and the left field. They screen them on the where we saw the people getting dragged out. The incident in the left field. They screen them on the way in, they put them all there. Yeah. Like I, we can tell. Left field pavilion did not stop the game at all and made for a bizarre and confusing story over the weekend

with many people speculating where the bullets may have come from. This morning it was looking more clear that whomever fired the gun must have been inside the stadium. Oh no shit. Wait, wait, wow. Really? So nobody knew like nobody even saw anything. There's so much like pandemonium.

And specifically in that area. There's a gun right in my fucking ear. I'm deaf. Yeah, there's so much. That's how I'm inside her fat. Right. Probably. So it's like a dampener.

It just came out the other side like a fart. Yeah. It's like a dampener. It just came out the other side, like a fart. Yeah. It's just a fat wound. ESPN's Peggy Kuzinsky, oh, fuck off, provided that the next chapter of this tale, provided the next chapter of the tale with a tweet for the ages, indicating that one of the injured women has just shot herself to the state, stating by holding it in the folds of her belly fat. My God. The shooting at the field was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women grazed by the bullet.

What the fuck? She snuck it past the metal detectors, hiding it in her fat. So the metal detectors can't detect it. If there's too much fat in the way, I get, well, it's probably, yeah, too, it's so insulated. And she's like, you don't know what kind of voice that she would have had, but so the metal detector beaped and she's like, yeah, that's just like, I get, I set it off all the time because I'm so fat and she had to gun.

They're fucking fat. And they didn't think to lift up her fucking belly fat. Oh no, yeah, makes you kind of want to get fat, huh? Or at least have a couple of fat hos and toe. Get this fucking bottle in there. You bitch. You're in there, right? I dare you to check her. Yeah. I've got go ahead. You'll have fun. You'll have a full. Any fold. Right. I'll let you pick three folds

for free. And then we're in the game. All right. Right. When they're greased up, buddy. Yeah. Let me tell you that. Yeah. I greased them up myself. You think the extra greasy ones I were hitting my drugs, but you'd be surprised. Yeah. Which is the fucking hilarious. Which is the vagina you tell me, officer? As crazy as it sounds, it doesn't sound crazy. accidental discharge is the only scenario that made sense. Because nobody saw her pull a gun out.

So, you know, what was... So did her for stomach rumbled or something and if I could squeeze... She's talking to the pole. She's talking to the pole. and the hot dog went through. Here's the video. Oh wow. Okay. I knew what happened. We're finally watching baseball on this show. Yeah. Is the volume on? It is here. Yeah. I guess there's just no sound. Yeah. All right. We could just blow it up. Okay.

State farm sign they're saying to look at it. Where the, oh, they did? They all they said, look at the state farm sign. Over here, over on the left side. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm looking up in the fucking, yeah. Okay, I don't see anything yet. Let's see it. Come on, you piggy.

Sui. Sui. Where is it? Overi, or acid. Over here, right here. Maybe. Oh no. Yeah, it's gotta be here. Look how everybody's looking.

Oh yeah, everybody's looking. All right, look, they're waving now. They're saying somebody was shot over here. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's where it happened. Now they're all looking around because something was just blasted off. All right, god damn, what a fucking idiot.

Maybe she just forgot about it. She's headed in there for, you know, for a few years. Oh yeah. God damn, that's a new one. That's a fucking new one on me. Here's one. This is from the Olympics. They've-

The Olympics. They've, I guess they've sarcastically, is from the Olympics. They've the Olympics. They've, I guess they've sarcastically put this is the Olympics. Yeah, this is the fucking Olympics account. The Olympic Games. You want six million followers. They have posted a big fat person doing flips off a diving board and they remark simply majestic. Which is how you describe a whale? What a majestic animal. I mean, look at these flips. They're cool, I guess. But it's a big fucking, the diving board looks like it's about to break. Yeah. This is like a Thornton melon at the end of back to school. Look at these flips dude.

He just peed 30 feet off the ground. He just, yeah, he's done a lot of them. I mean, would they post this? Like he's doing like, you know, like Olympic dives and shit like six or one's acceptance. I mean, some of these three flips. Well, but he was doing those like, what do you call him? He was doing like some of the real simple Olympic games.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he did those correctly. Yeah, I mean, correctly. Why is he so fat? How does he not lose weight just swimming out of the pool? Yeah, I don't know. Is this the future?

Fat Olympics, like where where maybe he doesn't actually swim when he trains. He just does it into a giant ball pit like the like them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's probably training because it's easier to train with the splash, right? Yeah. And then just, you know, he's, he only uses water when people are watching when he actually makes sense. I don't know. That makes sense that you would say that. It just makes sense that I would say that. This is from Bianca. This is some sort of a woman.

They, somebody made her outfit blindfold, did I think. Seems to be a, you've heard of a leotard and a unitar, this is a retard. Yeah, with the gut, the gill, the gut gill flaps. What do you call that area right here? It's above the, the love handles to be right here by your waist, right? Yeah. What is the area between the, the armpit and the love handles, thezoidberg flaps. Right. She has, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She, a unitarred, with a soyburg flaps cut out. Yes. And it for maximum, uh, maybe smuggling. Maybe she'll do, be doing some smuggling in there. Yeah.

Okay. Well, fashion. It's also a fashion segment. Boy, that's, that's cool. Special. Right. It's cool. Very cool. Thank you. Here's, uh, uh, here's a woman who perhaps has defective shoes climbing up some stairs with some help. What did she say like the shoes? It says I don't think it's the shoes. She's a will play it.

It'll start over. It's got some sound. Okay, got it. Well, it's a shoe. What? She can't climb the stair. It's with help from two gentlemen on each arm. You can't make me look fat.

It's the shoe. The shoe is all messed up. Yeah. I can't. Honey, can you? We're trying to help you up the stairs. We got to get you in. So hang on, it's the shoe. We're coming back from the bariatric surgeons. We got to get you inside. And how do you even say something like that with a while? She's like the driest comedian on earth. Let's see. Let's watch it again. What? What? What?

What? Got your show? Get up. Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. She caught the toe of her shoe trying to step up. Uh, okay. That's, these two poor guys are trying to lift what is,

um, what do you think, 500, 600 pounds? Yeah, yeah. It's a grand piano. Yeah, made of meat. Made of meat, a little bit of bones. Let's get a pie chart of the amount of what this white hole is comprised of, little tiny sliver of bones. How many pounds is a me?

Is shoe, do you think? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Uh, a dog. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. She's a shoe. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably the shoe. Right. Wow. Yeah. Hmm. That's a good little. That's a good one for fat. Why? Right off the top of her head, she came up with that one. Tip of her tongue. Yeah. Well, there's always, wow, it seems to be the problem here.

You can't, you can't get up the stairs, even though those guys shoving out. Even with two people helping her up the stairs. Mm-hmm. It's your week. It's these guys. It's these guys. It's a problem with the guys.

Uh, okay, I think that might be it. That's pretty good. It's a problem with the guys. Okay, I think that might be it. That might be it. That's pretty good. Let's do some voicemails in there. How are this? This is... This is...

This is... T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- He's back with Benefits of Doubt hmm from Maddox's new hit hit piece It's Justin Wang a plagiarist Remain mostly quiet on the front until a few months later in September when Maddox released his dick lies video Then marks the beginning of a self-destructive campaign that was one of turning more and more of Maddox's fan base against him Justin piece me walk like what better nip this in the butt! Six years later, RIP, Wang is dead because of me! Tell the style, I construct. Check my boomer Wang attack, dropping bomb, swinging swords.

I will win the YouTube Wars, Srophophics. Hide the facts, who called the cops, oh I did that. And the jobs to get you fired, my thoroughness is to be admired. So stop it with the mocking. Teasing is stalking, and I'll be swiftly dodging. Any troll shit talking. First I got called an F-slur. Someone else said the N-word. I couldn't figure out who was worse so I sued the whole damn universe. Life's a dumpster, pass the lighter. A bit sure on a two-bit writer.

Hook sales tank, reddit add. Not my phone that I lost the fans No more silence here, me out, time to try a different route Saw my whole career burn down, watch me turn it all around Pouring justice in your mouth, here's my handle, here's my scout Here's your drama, give me a cloud, you get no benefit of doubt I'm not a man, I'm just a husk, I'm not a fan, a Elon Musk, no off-smaid Filth is hard, no banan, no fuma, and a cultured fellow, can't you see? I speak respect room fluently, I get the girls beneath the sheets, Scooby's down, they're ghost in me, I'm dizzy anyway, what a weak, YouTube comments must delete, they're all lies,

full by hate, these fruit lies are not great, like a hoarder's floor, my PC's full of useless nine year old or eight, there's a dossier on my hard drive for everyone who isn't nice, including you they're listening Your taste in music, sickening Laugh it off, never dawn on me Then I mention that I'm in comedy What's it take to get the clicks? Being a genius is part of it

Get the clips, write the script, 50 takes I can't read for shit Next one drops 20, 26 Watch me dock some Australians I'm working hard, it'll be a hit Then I'll plank and dab with my fellow kids like pal Don't mess with me now, I'm at a stack in the house No more clowning around, I'm lining them up and placing them down

I'm lining them up and placing them down Almost got it Yes Almost got it. Yes. Ah, just in time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it. Okay, here we go. Thank you. If you if you picked up the bonus episode, patreon.com slash the dick show, um, Maddox probably bumped the numbers for this show, like two grand. You think so? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. So thanks, uh, Maddox, you fucking moron. Come on. Right. It's timing. It's a universe, right, timing. It's just, the universe, you know, occasionally throws us a little bone. A big, a big pussy.

Yeah. And you gotta fuck it. Maddox, again, I will pay you to make content, please. You've been consistent on that. Yes, reach out through an intermediary. I'm sure you don't want to talk to me, but any sort of content, if you want to write anything, you make a video,

as long as I have some sort of exclusivity on it. Yeah, you know, as long as it's, well, there's some parameters, you can get to, but they don't have to throw up every moment. They're probably more than fair. More than fair. Here we go, okay. Between Maddox's video and Eric Chalice recent videos, it's making

me realize that you can just say things on the internet and people will just eat it up like dog. You're just coming to that conclusion now. You read the comments on those videos and it's just retard, obsessively agreeing with what they say even though bald-faced lies. Yeah, the Eric Chalice stuff is just like total nonsense that he's his version of lying implying that's like, it's a little bit less sinister than Maddox's is. Yeah. Like Maddox is much more deliberate, like I'm going to make, there's a couple things where he walks the bonus episode to find.

There's one where we kind of flipped out on because it was so bad. Because it was really fucking, yeah. Cynastirally calculated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's only one way that that happens and that's to have complete knowledge of what you're doing exactly what you're doing.

And why you're doing it. Yeah. complete knowledge of what you're doing and why you're doing it. Erick July is more into implying than lying. And that is more about lying and implying. Erick July is asking a lot of questions with no answers and being oblique when he speaks and pretending to discover things. Like he posted Vito's tweets and said, like, oh, he's a map now. He's a, this guy is a minor attracted person.

I had no idea. I had no idea. A map. Like, oh man, I wish I could, you're calling this guy a pedophile? Yeah. Something I could call you. His or his not. Erick's is like hinting at how much we're going to pay and that there's possible prison time and I'm just trying to muddy the waters like a child like the

implying. Yeah, it's all implying. But people eat it up. Yeah, thousands, thousands, thousands. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. there is, yeah, you should sue them back. It's a lot of people with who are super emotionally invested with no experience. Yeah. And there's, and there's tens of millions of people like that out there. Yeah, you really don't realize how stupid people are until you see someone else's audience.

Like, oh, man, you guys are fucking dumb. Okay, here we go. Okay, Dekeshon. I raised this week as my girlfriend's thinking she's funny. Man. Every fucking time she's in the room with someone else and I'm on the phone with her. She likes to do this weird little thing where she's like, she talks me down to the level where I'm like, Homer Simpson hearted and it's like.

I get it. You're trying to have a little bit of fun with somebody. If you wait like whatever, you know, you're talking your sister. You want to go find me a little bit. Yeah. You need to take it to an. But you don't need to take it to like this extent to where I'm super fucking annoying. Yeah. Okay. So like, ah, she's talking to her sister and going like,

oh, well, you know, yeah, he's so stupid. You know, Kevin, I mean, yeah, it's a, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. You didn't even know it's so embarrassing. Oh, yeah. You gotta remember what she didn't then hit her back with it. Yeah. You have to cause a fight.

You call else, or else you just sit with this horrible feeling that you have forever. But a fist fight, mind you, you should have impulse control. Yeah, but you should have no impulse control when it comes to your mouth. Yeah, you have to go over the line and ruin it for everybody and say, okay, well, maybe you'll think about this next time you. Next time you want me to make me Homer Simpson. Otherwise, it comes out in like weird ways.

Yeah, like it's like where you, you know, if you're sitting down and eating dinner, you know, like you say like, hey, honey, would you pass a salt? But instead you say you fucking bitch, you ruined my life. Yeah. That's just the fuck. Just say they'll slip out like that. You don't want that. Yeah. No. So you have to let it out. That's awkward, you know.

You know, it could happen at church. Yeah, it's... She will still do it, but her mind and she'll remember. Yeah. Well, maybe I won't go this far this time. Yeah. And don't bother explaining why you did it. Because that's irrelevant. Well, people also have to, they have to learn. If you explain everything to them, it's not theirs. You know, it's they they have right. You have to do some thinking and Laura is like, what, yeah, go back through the whole scenario in your mind and it's like, okay, what, what might have elicited that?

Yeah. Did he just walk into the room after I haven't seen him all day and then say that or did was there, yeah, you know, anything ramping up to that? Yeah, let them go on discovery, that's tour of discovery of their own responsibilities. Yeah. Well, you couldn't even name nine fucking planets, idiot.

You know, you know, throw it all out there. Maybe not the idiot part. All right, here we go. The Dixia with Mixed Me Arrages, Concerned Trolls. Some people like know are saying that a lot of 2.0 is going to end up with Dick throwing Vito on the bus. And it grows the email. What email?

I don't care. The guy who emailed the trademark owner of ISOM. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you wrote the email. I'm too strong. That you wrote that email? Yeah, if I wrote that email, it'd be a lot shorter than that. Yeah, that doesn't, that doesn't seem like anything.

It doesn't have any of your marks on it. Yeah. It's funny because I didn't do it. Yeah. Otherwise it wouldn't be funny. Yeah. Yeah, I know that's some kind of thing with, he's really upset.

Yeah, you know, I've said with Nick too. Man, I got to say just because I'm a lot further removed than you are, obviously, and all this stuff. I mean, there's no show if you're not engaged in this stuff. But like it's, it actually, it honestly, every person who like cuts ties with this show, who like I enjoyed having on, it makes it, it's a little bit sad. It makes it, it just makes it all a little less fun.

Like I don't know how people, it's like they're going, they're like that's crazy that Null is like that wound up about it. I guess I don't know, like it's just, I just, you know, it's, I have the same kind of reaction when you're like, oh, people hate Ralph. I'm like, the Ralph,, the, the, the, the, the, the only

real fight is the guy like, who like, he just likes to laugh and make fun of shit. That's all I know of him. That's all I really want to know. He, uh, he had a donation goal last night where he would post a picture of his cock for a thousand dollars. Is he drinking again? Well, I mean, your guess is as good as mine. I mean, that's, you know, people are known to, people have relapses. Yeah, yeah,000. Is he drinking again? Well, I mean, your guess is as good as mine. I mean, that's, you know, people are known

to people have relapses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I just say that's like having a bad, he's having a very bad time with his, he's fucking women. Yeah. Yeah. Man, I don't know.

I don't have any kids. Yeah. So, but it's, there's a lot of, there's a lot of dirty shit that goes on with people's kids. Yeah, taking them take okay Like take this one thing horrible Terrible take somebody's kids. Oh man. Okay, whatever. I'm not I'm not there. I don't know what's going on You mean like one of the like the mom take it the kids away Yeah, I'm like all right. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, you know, I hope it works out right

But then it's like no you can't even talk to your kid. Oh man. Oh no, it's, yeah. The fucking phone. Oh, okay. That is not really anything. I can, it's like watching a movie and Mel Gibson's like getting his ass kicked by the bad guys and like torture and you're like, wow, he's gonna fucking kill these guys when

he breaks out of here. That's why I feel like here about and standing in the kitchen. Just to accuse someone of being Jewish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, they're like, oh, your cover's blown. Wow, he really is that what you're doing here?

Oh boy, he's gonna get out of this. He's gonna get out of this cup. So he's gonna fucking kill you if you keep this up. But again, not my concern. I saw him post his penis. I saw it only for a moment before it was gone. Okay. So some amount of the residual imagery

is of the penis imagery. Drung into your retina. But I couldn't give you any specifics. Okay. But you could identify it as a penis, but no further. of the penis in my dream to your retina. But I couldn't give you any specifics. Okay. But you could identify it as a penis, but no further. No, no further.

No, leave it was a penis. Right. But what I say for a fact is a penis. But I have been fooled before. I've been fooled before. Could be a slummy or something. Could be penis shaped. Yeah. Perhaps, I don't know.

Okay, how about this one okay? Hey, a decade Sean. Hey, they get on the road again. What's up on day seven of my glorious trip? I got another real road rage for you I mean, as all I've been doing for the last week sure And this is probably one of the a period problems or ages you know uh... you know like uh... like i have it is kid pick the bullets eat up for you know traffic stuff like that those big ones that ever go away what is it

got a stress again man fucking pale gators uh... uh... i mean what do you expect we do just a degree most seventeen faster but it's always a truck yeah and i got a pass them and then I mean, what do you expect me to do to some degree? There's 17 faster trucks on the right. Well, it's always the trucks, yeah. And I got to pass them. And then, you know, I can only go as fast as the guy in front of me goes. Go up his ass.

And this guy is the fucking inch away from my bumper. Yeah. How can go? How can go control? It takes me to not to jail on that. Look, a double foot slam all my foot. I can do it. I'm not.

I won't be scared away by sudden breaking I'll be right back up that on that ass People just can't fucking slow down for two seconds. I'm looking at it. If you don't fucking like it so fucking go faster Well, if he stuck for people behind somebody else, they'll get damn so they go fucking faster pay it forward Yeah, move your ass. Yeah, those is my fucking fault for going fast. To piggyback on that rage, the most frustrating thing is when a truck is passing another line of trucks and they are going about a mile and a half an hour faster than the other

truck. Yeah, they will eventually, they will eventually pass them like Like 20 miles down the road. It's so fucking frustrating. Put up a little thing on everyone's windshield. It says you are gay that they can read. The tale people hate tailgators get so I rate my dad as a tailgator hater. And he would always bitch in the car.

This guy's right on my ass. Like well, fucking ignore it or go faster then dude. I'll be right on your ass too. How do you like this? I'm staring at the back of your fucking head. Can you feel it? Probably. I'm gonna do that next time I go up there

and he's grilling. I'm gonna stare right at the back of his. I'm gonna wait till this gigantic disgusting scar that I got from lighting his grill on fire. Let me see, he heals. Oh yeah, right, it's all pink. Yeah. It's horrible.

Okay, just grill on fire again. Hey, Dave, hey Sean. Yeah, boy, wow, Max is back. He's back. Yes, I kind of thought, you know, his role in this show would be forever relegated to once every six months, like, oh, look, we unearthed cash floor. I was in that moment. Yeah. Yeah. I never expected that you had a relief. A five-year mag and dope. Mag and dope. Yeah. And Wang is a plagiarist where I stupid video was actually about his stereos with like one or two lines where he talks about you. I mean, he insane. I've forgotten. I mean, I forgot. You see cashflowers and you point and laugh at what a ball they did. But then you see him and it's like, oh shit, I forgot how fucking crazy it is. Honestly, the scariest part is that all the lying and implying shit, you know, I think this is based right next to the gamer word said by an ass rapist.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. The worst when Maddox quoted, ass rapist 1488 from Kiwi Farms, an ass rapist 1488 called Maddox a gay n-word with AIDS. Yeah. Maddox, a gay n-word with AIDS. Maddox clipped that out, made it big, and Photoshop, and then blurred out the ass-rapeus name and put Asterios' picture next to the fucking quote. Like if you just screenshot that, it's like,

okay, so that guy said that quote. Oh yeah, and the way that he said it to, the way that it was written was like he removed, he was referencing Asterios very closely around that and conveniently not referencing the guy who said it. Yeah. Again, leading one to believe, you know, that that's, that Asterios is talking like that. That's why he's such a more of a sinister and duplicitous fuck that Eric, like Eric

July says the video thing, but at least there are things veto said. He's just pretending to think he's a pedophile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Right. Yeah, I'm sorry. Let's keep going. You know, basically, employing a stereo set it. Gereous part of all that shit is not that like he's not lying and implying in his own mind like he is so fucked up that he fully believes he's just a f***ed yes he does believe he's just wanted to be left up up alone like in his mind he's not lying I don't know that's so either yeah that's a really out to shit about you know you and you growl bit yeah I don't know I think he's

just so fucked up and delusional, doesn't have an extra interest. He has some incredibly strong narcissistic traits. Yeah. Truly 100% justified in all of it. It's different when it's done to be in zone retarded Armenian brain. He is telling the truth. I think that was scary. Yeah, you know, but it is also fucking hilarious. That is hilarious. I think he does think that he well, he does believe that he wanted to be left the fuck as he says alone. What that extends to, I don't know. Yeah. People who think like him, it's much different.

Everything is much different when it happens to you. Like yeah. And that's the, and any response, no matter how extreme, is warranted. Yeah. Like you're in time because of this horrible thing that was done to you. Yeah. That you wouldn't think twice if it were done to somebody else. So it's, everything is special to you

and more severe and worse. And, well, it's like how you made that stupid video saying that like there's nothing inherently wrong with being a cuck. And then he thinks everyone teasing him for it is harassment. So what were you doing with the video then? You're the one that started that.

Well, no, it's nothing either way, but you are not being harassed because of your dumb video about how you love me. Here's the thing, you fucking love being a cuck. You stole the iTunes feed and you got fucking raped by having stolen iTunes feed. Yeah. And everyone made fun of you. That's why that happened to you.

So there's people, people like him, you'll, you'll notice them around. There's, there's only two things that Maddox can be like in his mind. Yeah. And everything else upsets the narrative. He can be the hero or and he can be the victim. He can never be the villain. He can never be the villain. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good point. Even if you're a good person and you do something shitty and like, that can happen, you're like, most people be like, I was wrong, I was the villain. Like he can't be the villain. It's never happened. Yeah, okay. Let's see if I got maybe one more stealing me. Oh, here's a little end on a downer.

Oh, good. Hey, Dick, I think going through a hard time. I went ahead and left man. I'm getting used to being a single dad. I'm not comparable. Yeah, I really going through a hard time, I went to Ed and left me and I didn't use to be in a single dad, but I'm terrible. Yeah, I really love you show, man. Dick show in biggest problem in the universe makes me smile. Give me a little something to go ahead and look forward to each week. Thanks for helping me keep going, man.

Bill, appreciate it. Back in the one back, dot, dot, dot, dot, I'm looking forward and more less. I think I'm going to one dude. Well, thanks buddy. I hope it gets better for you. Yeah, it's brutal. Yep, it is. And I do that's's there are you know, you get the emails. We all we both get them. I'm sure occasionally where it's like where you're like wow man, they're in a fucking rough place and this stupid

just stupid shit we talk about actually gets them out of it for a little bit and I think there's value in that. Well, nobody's worse than that. I'm happy that they feel that way. All right, goodbye everybody. See you. Thank you. I'm happy that they feel that way. All right, goodbye, everybody. See you, thank you. I'm going to see Michael Bolton tonight. You're kidding. Yeah, how's that for? You're really going to see Michael Bolton?

Yeah, our friend has extra Michael Bolton to get. So we're like, yeah, sure. At the fucking bowl. At the bowl. Yeah. What am I supposed to, should I wear anything? Like weird there? How many people do you think are going ironically?

All of them? Do you think they'll play the lonely planet, Jack Sparrow? Song? I don't know. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how many, I don't think many ironic. Am I going ironically?

I think you're just going because there's something to do. I think maybe that's it. I mean, like you were offered tickets or something? Yeah, but if it was like even somebody that I, a little bit liked out, I said, no, I don't wanna go all the way to the, but Michael Bolton, like gotta go see Bolton.

Well, you could be going ironically. There's gonna be a, you know, a small percentage. I'd have gone in my fat. You know, it'll probably be a pretty good check. I get a little darenger. I mean, a little hooker gun. Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

All right, don't eat any of the food. You'll fucking pay, it'll be a whole paycheck and it's the worst fucking, everything there is bland and sucks. Oh, really? I've never eaten any food at the bowl sober. I have no idea. It's just, yeah, it's, you can't believe that they can like just fuck something.

How did you remove the flavor from this? Yeah, I always bring food. I got, I always bring food at the bowl. I talk about the sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- flavor from this. Yeah, I always bring food. I got always bring food. I talked about the shipell shipell at the bowl, right? You saw shipell at the bowl. Oh, yeah. Right before he got stabbed the day before he got stabbed, I got his box seats. Yeah. It was fucking incredible. We got a waitress and everything. Yeah. Everybody's phone was in a magnet sealed bag that you couldn't

open during the show. Yeah, right. Which was a totally different experience. Great, right? It was amazing. Yeah. Nobody got stabbed. So I guess the next night it was better, but it was still great. Yeah.

God, I must have, I probably drank six IPAs before Shepel got on too. Oh, so you're good. That's good. And I started, I also did a little bit of acid before Iel got on to. Oh, so you're good. That's good. And I started, I also did a little bit of acid before I even got there. Maybe I'll do that tonight. That was a hell of a show. It was amazing. Maybe Michael Bolton will get stabbed.

Oh, jinx it. Nick's show. Go to Nick's show. We're bunny ears. Nick's show. Bunny ears. Good night. Good night. Good night.