The Dick Show - Episode 377 - Dick on Gentrification

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

"Mi hijo no es cholo", trip advisor for prostitutes, war crimes and orcs, a rigged school election, missing plane 911, Burger King declares war on Rumble, the trad cath marriage menace, 12 graders who don't drive and drive, and "livelihood" in Starfield; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I've got to have you front and center in case I say anything really insane this week in case just in case just in case okay good. You have no idea how what other people are saying they're just totally in you think I'm bad. Yeah. You should see what these guys are doing online. Yeah. I'm just saying totally monstrous, indefensible shit all day.

Sure. Is that who's can't even repeat it? Really? I can't even repeat it. It's so bad. Wow. Way worse than the Epsilon. If you think that's bad, you should hear so many. You should say the other Epsilon. I saw a legit war crime on Twitter this week and I said, what the fuck is you telling me that people can't say the end word, but you're executing POWs on Twitter from a drone? Laughing about it?

Oh right, right. What the fuck? Yeah, that's a little in poor taste. It's a little in poor Geneva convention. Yeah, you know. And I'm watching Monday morning quarterbacks. And what do you expect them to do? It's not, they can't just take a prisoner from a drone.

Like why, I don't expect them to execute them. Well, yeah. I don't expect them to do. It's not they can't just take a prisoner from a drone. Like why don't expect them to execute them? Well, yeah, I don't expect them to laugh about it. I'm going to post the video in Column orc, which is up there slur for Russians. That's definitely what I don't expect them to do with all of my money. It's a bad look, you know. It's a pretty bad look. Yeah, it's a bad look. I mean, it's a war crime.

It's a thing. How am I supposed to take the prisoner? If I let him go, I can't take the prisoner. If I let him go, he's just gonna run around killing people. Do you think that's in the fucking Geneva convention? Well, if you can't let him go, go ahead and exit. If you can't, if you don't have enough resources to take the guy who's surrendering, just go ahead and execute him.

Well, that's, I mean, Wow, they all got executed. What do you know? That's fucking shocker. That's every war, every side that's ever been, that's ever been. What, what do you mean? That dilemma or that behavior?

Oh, no, that behavior. That behavior. That behavior. Then you do not record it and put, then you get on the television that day. Did he, did he, did he, did he? Guess what? We're fucking really wasted these surrendering Nazis.

We're in, yeah, optics, optics, the concept of some optics. Totally insane. He insane not caught up to Yeah, you know what? Past behavior. Yeah, I'm like hey, you got it, you know regular people don't really want to see that it looks Well, but you know what they do. I mean they're dropping their dropping Vito loves it I'm sure he's left at a box. They do laugh at it. No, you're right. They do want to see it. Look at this, Mark. And he's like, hey, hey, fucking stop.

Stop dropping drone shit on me. And they're like, ha, ha, boom. And he goes, oh shit, I'm out of here. And then they put that little drum thing. And do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do One of the you find the video for you. Yeah, here it is war crimes in Ukraine. Uh-huh I wasn't even gonna fucking start talking about this, but you got me in talking about And and and they're not the only ones doing it What I mean, the gracious doing this of course they're do of course they are of course they are Yeah, but I'm not giving them any money, right rush is not taken my money. That's my problem. No, they're not taking my fucking money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where's my fucking money? Well, this ain't my fucking money. You're using my money to fucking do TikTok challenge of execute a fucking POW. I don't think so, motherfucker. Here he goes. Hey, fucking my legs busted, stop. Yeah.

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First McDonald's, we're taking back our society. One McDonald's at a time. Yes, one McDonald's at a time. That's got it. As soon as we get the McDonald's ads, then we get, then you get the money, then you get the women. Okay, first was to follow McDonald's adverts. Then we're gonna get the subway advertising. Then we're gonna get our own manly soap advertising, traditional family, nothing is more important than big

companies. I thought that was advertising. I respring. We'll launch a new campaign where a man slaps his wife. They cut it with a pocket knife. That's pretty manly. Yes, it's going to be a giant knife like the sides of Final Fantasy VII that he's going to be cutting it off.

And then a backhand is fucking wife. You lost me there. At which part? Final Fantasy VII that he's gonna be cutting it off. And then a backhand is fucking wife. You lost me there. At which part? Final Fantasy. Uh, you got me back at the backhand. Ha ha ha ha. Uh, let's do the show. I don't think, bro. I don't think Vimeo's working.

I don't know why. I'm so fucking tired of these alt platforms that I fucking pay for. Vimeo's the one letting you down. Fucking tired of this shit man Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to the day I do what I think you need to do what I think you've had! So show where it was a contest coming you live from, I'm Buck and you even heard us to the failure made a hell of a shit match with the day kids wearing another man! Join me as always World Touring L.A.B. It's meeting you in Sean the Audio Engineer!

Hello, this is Bob Butte! Who's fighting this week? What's up? Oh, me and Vito. What, you and Vito? You and Vito are big time at each other's throw. Really? Oh yeah, we had probably the best episode of the best

and the worst people are calling it. Really? Cause there was a woman on there, which is always a strike for any show. Anytime a woman is on everyone hates it. Well, you know what the... You know what, I'm gonna accept my lovely news girls and that it's 50-50. No, they're saying behind, behind every good man,

behind every successful man, there's a woman ready to take half. Behind every podcast, that episode that I hate is a woman. That's what that saying should be. Gotcha, yeah. Behind every podcast. You know, speaking of marriage, we're ready to take half. These trad guys, I swear to God, Matt Walsh

is on his marriage shit again. Yeah. Trying to ram that down everybody's throat. These guys are like, these trad-cath guys, they only exist to say the most outrageous off-putting things possible. Like, if you want people to be voting for a little bit of freedom in my life, and like

against its total insanity, which is leading right more, and I'm not going to say conservative, but you're right, wing. It's more slightly right to say, why don't the government like up my ass? I don't want the government telling me what size of shower head I can have. Okay, fair enough. And the liberals are gonna say, well, we need to conserve water.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Well, you should have a fucking, there's water in the air, dude. I'm not running out of fucking water. Okay, they're waiting a long shower. Kill yourself. I'm watering my fucking lawn. Yeah, I know. Okay, I'm just running out of fucking water. Okay, they're waiting a long shower. Kill yourself. I'm watering my fucking lawn. Yeah, I know.

Okay. I'm just running a hose. Yeah. I'm not like aggressively over here destroying water for you, bro. Well, you know, it's again, I've got- Get out of the sun. We're running out of light. The sun's only gonna last four billion years.

You gotta get out of you, soaking it all up and you skin. I brought up the vehicle. That's illegal. The water use in California and how like the big cities, however, you know, there's, I don't know how many people in the, in the state, I mean, in the greater LA area, it's like 20 million, you know, something like that, but it's, like, it's like 11% of the water is used by just regular people, like the last day. So it's like, it's like a falpha farmer using it all our industrial suppliers that are caught, down fucking industrial waste. Yeah, so we can't get that water back dude. But

so it's you know what? I get like I'm watering my fucking lot. I'm watering my fucking lot. I'm taking a lot of shower. I'm sure you guys figure out the homeless shit and stop bothering me about the water. Yeah. My point is a little bit right. Frankly, I would like to go. I hate everything else that they're doing, but God damn, I don't want to fight for everyone. If I want a gun that shoots, you know, 12 bullets instead of 10, I feel like I should have that fucking right. I feel like everybody in the last, all the smartest people in the last three are fucking

ears. I think I should have that right. Well, the US government is losing $80 million planes. I'm pretty sure I'm good with this gun. Why do you need that gun? What was that? I saw some of the guys that are losing fucking planes. I don't think they know what they're doing.

To be honest, I think they're blowing people up with drones and laughing about it with my money. I never followed up on them. I think I'm just, I'm gonna sleep nice knowing that I have 12 rounds instead of 10 in this fucking garden. Yeah, sure. Well, that's a little things. The cops send 20 guys over here because they think I killed my wife.

So I'm pretty sure I'm a fucking dangerous guy. Well. From what I can tell of the LIPs response. They'll make you a dangerous guy. The name of one gun stands a pretty good fucking chance against 20 of their guys. I don't know, I just have eyeballs. So I think I think we'll be fucking fine. A little bit right.

What happened to the guy who bailed out? We ever get the... I have a call from him. He called 911. Oh, yes, I saw that. I didn't listen to it. Send an ambulance. I just ejected from my plan.

They're like, well, are you hurt? He goes, no, I'm just a military pilot. I need an ambulance right away. He sounds like a real fucking loser. Figure out why he, I think he saw, he says in the thing that he saw a spider in the cockpit. That's good shit. Fuck this. I'm not getting paid for this.

Yeah, I'll tell you paid for this. Yeah, I'll tell you what you call with. He's got like a community. He's got so long to a farm. Oh, really? Is this true? Well, he says it's an aircraft failure, the guy. What's the address of the emergency?

Yeah, here. Tell me that what happened. I guess we got a pilot at our house and he says he got ejected. Oh, he. What's the emergency? I guess we got a pilot in our house and he says he got ejected. Oh, he is. What's the emergency? I guess we got a pilot in our house and he says he was ejected from the airplane. It got ejected from the airplane.

We're on a thing. So we just see if we can get the ambulance. Please. I'm sorry. What happened? We got a pilot in the house. So I guess he landed my backyard and we're trying to see if we can get a basically ambulance to the house.

And basically we need an ambulance. Okay. What is the phone number that you're calling from? Give me the phone. Okay. We're getting the house on the way. Yeah. Give me just a moment.

An aircraft. Yeah. I think this guy's Bullshitting me I'm being held hostage by a military pilot shoot him send some cops over to my house and shoot him in the butt Okay, are you with the patient now? Yes, okay, how old is the day? Put him on the phone. jack crash i'm the pilot we need to get uh... roughly rolling i'm not sure whether

oh shit should shit it would have crash landed somewhere i ejected how far did he out of the two thousand feet is real what cost the fall aircraft failure oh really is there any serious leading uh no

I don't know I can't see my stuff you know you know what what there's got a couple of scratches I feel okay my back is first first. Oh, what a bitch. Are you bleeding? Oh, I don't know. I can't see myself. There's a ton of blood flash.

I have not seen Amy. Yeah. Fuck, it's still up there. What part of the body was injured? Man, I'm going to pilot in the military aircraft and I ejected. So I just wrote a parachute down to the ground. Well, people do that all the time. I'm so glad you're there.

Can you please just send it, Ambulance? I just send cops. I just wrote an ambulance cost 900 bucks. I just wrote something. It has something seems so off about that bucks. I just wrote something. Yeah. His something seems so off about that guy. I know. Right.

Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just,

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Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he's just, Yeah, he I don't think that it's like, oh, I gotta go, like I gotta go. But still, it's like a thing that you're not expecting to happen, but at the same time, they're trained differently. Like they're trained differently. They're, it's like, that shit's supposed to kind of kick in, I think. And it sounded like he didn't want,

just don't ask me any more questions. Yeah, just go ahead and send it. It's like, I'm in the military. Just stick it on the way down. Just stick it on the way down. Oh man, I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. Fucked down. He's sticking on the way down. Oh man, I'm in trouble. I'm in a fucked up shit. I probably shouldn't have done that.

I just go stride this whip. Right, did I use to? It was an F-35, is that what? Yeah. It's an expensive one. I guess they found it. Found it in many pieces, I'm sure, right? I mean, whatever.

What was my point? Oh yeah, but I like to lean a little right because I like to, you know, because I'm not retarded. I'm leaning leftist for people who need help with everything. Leaning right is for people who can kind of do their own thing, even if they mess it up a little bit along the way. I mean, you know, to be oversimplified, but yeah, I think guys like Matt Walls, like they just say outrageous shit to make the right look as bad as possible.

You know what I mean? And it's really pissing me off. He's going in on marriage now, saying somebody said, oh yeah, this guy, Bronca, I was with him in Nashville, said that 70% percent of marriage is bad, right? 50% is in divorce and the rest are unhappy. Like 20% of marriage is totally sexless.

So Matt Wall says, it's a 75% chance of a devastatingly bad outcome. This figure is completely made up. It's what opponents of marriage and family like so often do. They simply just invent figure. Who's he quoting? Who's he quoting, Bronca?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Friends, right. And just stop trying to sell this, stop trying to sell this weird marriage kink that you guys have to angry young men. Do us all a favor and stop trying to sell it as a cure all for a bunch of guys in their 20s who are angry and not having sex. Well, it's not going to fucking work. It's not going to forever you guys. If you want marriage, if marriage was one and done, you get married one fucking time.

You got to support that bitch forever and whatever comes out of her forever. You think a little more, I would say go for it, but the shit of, yeah, yeah, get married. Oh, what happens if, what happens if it doesn't work out? You just got to give her half your stuff forever. Oh, shit. Uh, yeah, I, get married. Oh, what happens if, what happens if it doesn't work out? You just gotta give her half of your stuff forever. Oh, shit. Yeah, I don't, that's dumb. Why the fuck would I do that? Well, you know, because you means you love her.

Why, why does it mean that? Well, it started out as the first one that kind of makes sense, but then we've just whittled it down and mutated it and inverted it and perverted it over hundreds of years. So now it's this thing that totally fucks you. But it still means the same thing weirdly. Isn't that fucking bizarre?

That? Yeah, I guess so. Sign me up then, man. I'm 22. I'm dumb. I don't fucking understand how the world works. Sign me the fuck up. Just never stop with it.

Yeah. It's a fucking aggravating. It's, you can't, you can never look at it as a solution. If you're looking, if you're looking outside of yourself for a solution, you're not gonna find it. Right, you'll, I mean, and a lot of people finally come around to that. Yeah.

But it's unfortunately, sometimes the damage is done. Yeah. Every time, whenever a conservers go through divorce, my God, that's what you get. What's what you fucking get, man? That's what you get for pitching this shit. It's just a fucking nightmare. How long it takes to put your gun high and supply. Yeah. There's a lot of that going around. There's a lot of getting high. You know, um, me and Vito had a really terrific fight on the biggest problem regarding the worst. Yeah, every.

Yes, there was a woman on the show with perhaps the, a comically horrendous British accent, Northern, Northern England, you know, like a Monty Python sketch bad. Who's a king of what then? Oh, he's so loyal, an autonomous collective, right? Like one of those screaming the whole episode. So of course everybody hated that. But me and Vito fighting about a TV treatment we were writing together with.

Oh, gotcha. Instant classic. Oh, you brought that on the show. Oh great. Yeah, because I gave Vito one and then he re-roared it and put a bunch of Photoshopped pictures of it. You want to see one of the pictures? This is what he led the... Okay, let me pull it up. This is what the fight centered around. Oh, boy.

You've seen a TV pitch treatment before I'm sure. You're a pretty happening guy. I just, you know, I know a lot of happening people. That's what I'm, you know what I'm, I've been fortunate enough, almost my entire career and audio to be in the room. As they say, and that's the, in the room, the lifetime achievement, lifetime in the room award. Right. Well, you know,

but being in the room means you make the league minimum. You know what I mean? And it means you're with, you're in the major leagues. Like that, you know, you're with those people who are doing it for real, have done it for real, will continue to do it for real.

So that's, yes, I've seen, I know this kind of stuff. So I gave Vito a name. I think I would ever do myself, but I gave Vito a way. Not to get what I would do myself, but. I gave Vito a treatment that was all text, right? Yeah. And this is what he sends in.

Yeah. He's rewritten the entire thing, and he's photoshopped us on construction worker bodies. Uh, very bizarrely. It's the mansion. And put that on top of the treatment. Right. Right. Right. Okay. So above the fold, this is the first thing greeting you

is this bizarre, bizarre narcissistic display that has nothing to do with the, it's not a home repair show. Just having a Y show. Just my gut reaction and knowing kind of, how the industry is and everything. My first initial reaction would be toxic masculinity. Like where I just got that's what I'm saying.

It's like, oh, well, there's no women in running Hollywood. So that's good, right? Maybe. But it's it's it tells you it screams. It screams. It's certain kind of show. Maybe just if that's that's my guy over. It tells you it screams. It screams. It's a certain kind of show, maybe. Just if that's my goal.

Maybe over so much. The toxicity of it. What do you think it would be equivalent to just having a giant cock? I mean, you know, I don't think it's necessary. I think it leads the predisposes the reader to leader to that's what I said just think a certain exactly like you don't put pictures in their heads that's what the writings for so they can make their own picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I highly recommend checking that out.

Oh boy, I'm not sure if we'll make 108. Oh, yeah, that was so good. What about the it's at risk. What about, what about risk? What about the live show? When is that live show is also at risk? It's next, it's this Friday Saturday. Saturday, you're going to be there.

Uh, yeah, I'm planning to. But it's at risk. Yeah. It's at risk. It might just be you and me. Yeah, I'm trying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was Friday for some reason.

Yeah, we will have to have a divider in the show. We'll have to be on the show. I was just going to come and hang out. Just come and hang out at this center. All right. We'll have to communicate through an intermediary like in a, like a divorcing couple exactly on the stage. The attorneys go back if we even show it, if the show goes on at all, because it's all

at risk at the moment, hopefully not being serious, but no. No, I'm serious. Deadly serious, always. Did I cover the McDonald's ads? So we got... Not really, you hinted at it. Oh, did you not see that, McDonald's ad? No, I haven't.

They've scored one for the patriarchy, I suppose. McDonald's, I don't know why this thing never works. Nick Donald's. It's this cute little Japanese ad. Yeah, but, you know, people, you know how much white people love advertising. Yeah, so a bunch of white men are seeing this ad and really losing their bananas over it.

Really? They're really losing their bananas going, this is it, this is how we win. A Japanese adjupan, by the way, is 1% Christian. They don't believe in God, because it's retarded. Not the way that they believe in the experience. It's like spirituality as an extension of the human experience, because their brains are smart.

Yeah. Is it one of the things that's even in a football? And women, Jesus Christ. Yeah, are they, is it one of the leading football and women? Jesus Christ. A lot of Buddhism, right? There are no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Buddhism, yeah.

So, it's just a little, they decided to put out this little, actually it's a very degenerate ad because red hair is not naturally occurring among Japanese people. I don't think I'm aware of this, but invasion ad. Gotcha.

Running. Well neither, you know, first we get the McDonald's ads. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that.

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They're just losing their bananas over it. Why? Because it's a little family. Because instead of, well, then McDonald's had an ad for America that was like a black trans woman saying that we're tired of getting killed. Super size me. I said, okay, I see what's, I see what happened here. Okay.

I think that's what upset them. Everybody just have some McDonald's. What the fuck, Black Tramp? We're trying to get it killed. What the fuck does that have to do with McDonald's? Yeah. Um, I, did you get killed over nuggets? They're pretty good.

Depends on how you knock it. Did you knock it? Did they get the wrong happy meal toy? Was it like a boy girl happy meal toy? And they gave you the boy one or something to the girl one? The sauce you have in the bag. I saws. Not enough buttermilk sauce for you.

I want that hot mustard sauce, man. I'm all about the hot mustard sauce. Are you really? Fuck yeah. Always have been. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good sauce. It's weird because it's also sweet besides like the spice and I don't generally don't like sweet things.

I don't. I think I'm in the minority. I think most people use something else. You're a black trans woman as well. And I'm tired of getting killed. Yeah, I think I think I don't think most people like that sauce. Oh yeah. No, the hot mustard.

Yeah, I always get a weird look. I hate ketchup. I hate ketchup. I hate ketchup. I hate ketchup. Oh, well, I'm not putting ketchup on chicken. Well, some people do. I guess.

There's enough sugar on those nuggets in here. Well, ketchup, I like ketchup, but it can't be hunts, something sweet like it's got to have a lot of vinegar in it. Like, you know, Heinz is tangy. And I usually, Heinz, I usually put tobacco sauce on it too. On nuggets? lot of gunna go in it. Like, you know, Hines is tangy. And I usually, Hines, you know, to back, to back, to sauce on it too. And that gets around, I don't know. On the ketchup.

Yeah, I like to mix it up. Let's see, I've got to minor complaints today. Yeah, there was somebody got shot at one of my favorite bars, local bars. Really? Yeah, it's funny every downtown or in this, neck of the woods. Down the street, down the street. Well, there's right down the

street here. There's trouble down the hill. I mean, you know, it's like, yeah, we have a, we had, it's similar to a moat. I live on a mountain and we have a moat of poor Mexicans to protect us from any sort of other criminals that would come in. Well, you know, you got the, you got the, you got the avenues gangs over here. Yeah, it's a real big announcement. It's like, there's crime is a balancing force. Like you have, you have cities with actual criminal elements like the mafia.

They'll murder home, crazy homeless people, right? But then you have not usually the mafia usually. Well, what happens to the homeless people then? Why are they all here? Because we don't have any weather. That's probably a nice weather. Nice weather. So we've got the, we've got the barrio of the moat

to protect us from any other sorts of criminals that would come in and they kind of, they kind of keep to themselves, but they're always doing crimes. Yeah, that's always shooting each other and stuff like this. And every time, every time there's any crime down there, I load up the citizen app. Do you have that app?

No. Citizen app is a thing that you can put on your wife's phone to make her live in constant terror. It's a pretty fun app. That's a hell of a ad. Free. McDonald should take notes. So every time there's a crime,

I load up the Citizen app. And without fail, the first comment is Miiko Noischollo. And then the rest are people, oh, you mean because somebody gets shot and it is Miiko Nois Cholo. And then the rest are people, oh, you mean good, somebody gets shot in the, it's Miiko Nois. I don't know if it's a joke or if they're actually saying that their son is not at Cholo. Yeah, I don't know. Every single time Miiko Nois Cholo. Right, he's a good boy.

He didn't get it. He's a good boy, yeah. And then, a lot of parents don't really know what their kids are up to. He's a cholo. Next is this area is getting ruined because of gentrification. People actually believe this. One after the other is, yeah, all this crime started because the, that nice artist in pizza place came in down the street. That's we got to get rid of these fucking these goddamn gentrifiers are moving

in and causing all of this fucking crime. And the neighbor and causing all these these retarded Mexicans to start shooting each other. But what the fuck are you guys talking about? The gentrification is causing crime. Well, yeah. How do a universe could that possibly be true? You give them more restaurants to commit acts. They get angry because they can't afford the artisan pizza slices. I don't know. I started blasting each other and stealing it. Is that it? I'm oysters for on Sunday brunch.

These those motherfuckers, I'll show my own family. How pissed off. I'll show you. Right? I mean, I understand the, the very real concept of like pricing people out of neighborhoods, but like that doesn't cut that doesn't mean it's on their house at this point. Shit. Well, they've had a they've been down there a while.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not I guess yeah, violent crime. I I don't think you know, saying that they're to I mean, I mean, people are stealing catalytic converters because there's a new pizza joint in town. Is it a new coffee shop and let's be in tattoo parlor opened up. So was it, was it gang stuff? Do they have, I'm sure it's up or, I mean, because that's, you know, that's what a lot of people who don't live here don't understand is that like again, like, you're a, you and you and I are civilians.

They don't look they don't let twice at us. They don't let twice at us. Yeah. It's too much fucking heat to fuck with the general public. It's exceedingly rare. And it's usually when somebody sticks their fucking nose in where it doesn't belong. Yeah. They are worried about each other.

Yeah. Fuck around territory. And yeah, I mean, if if they get in some kind of shootout or something, could they kill an innocent person, sure. But like it's, there's this concept, there's this concept by people who don't live anywhere near, like, because you don't have to go far in LA to find trouble. All right, down the fucking street.

Exactly. Exactly, it's a two minute fucking car ride. But it's like, they don't, it like, they don't want to fuck with you. You are bad. Fucking with you is terrible for business. Yeah, good. Let's keep it going. Cause they've all got fucking car custom.

They've got cartel links. You guys got drugs? Who do you think's buying those drugs? Right over this guy, giving a fucking frequent flyer card or something on the blockchain. You remember the, growing up, we always heard the story of the family that turned

down the wrong street in South Central and got mowed down by a bunch of gang members for coming down there. I can find no evidence ever that that happened. Like that's, I remember looking for it a while ago. I mean, but that's the store you always owe. It's dangerous. It's what parents told their kids. It's the razor blade in candy.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like it's the only thing they ever found was like I gave kids X Lacks once. That's the only thing. Don't get it. It's hilarious. Fucking hilarious. Uh, here's, uh, here's, uh, the Canadian government. Uh. This happened just yesterday, I guess. They're giving a standing ovation for a ex-Ukrainian veteran. Isn't that amazing? He's fun for the whaffer.

He's a 98 year old. Look at this. He's received at least a dozen standing ovation. Look at this. Look at this guy. That is an SS officer, an actual Nazi, not a racist online. He isn't working for a guy like he was working for actually Hitler. He was because they sent a high-end.

Because when Germany turned on Russia, they fought against the Russians in the 40s. Yeah, so this guy survived, Glahy's the only survivor, and then they changed the name of their SS division to Ukraine's first army when the war was winding down so they wouldn't get murdered for being Nazis. Yeah, yeah. So now he's in Canada, getting a standing ovation

from the Canadian government on Zelensky's visit for quote, fighting the Russians. Look at his face. Look how happy he is. Oh man. Oh, this is so, you guys, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this. The day they strapped, the day I put on that swastika band, I've been waiting for this exact type of reaction for my behavior for what I did. Man.

I never thought you'd go up to Hitler's saloon. Look, you had to stop himself. He's so carried away. Watch. Oh, see you. Oh, my God, that was a little. It was a little. It was a little so striking.

It was a little crazy. It was a little crazy. It was a little crazy. It was a little crazy. It was a little crazy. It was a little crazy. It was a little crazy. It was a little crazy. It was a little so righty one of the Korean independence against the Russians oh change it like a change it with thumbs up yeah he's like just don't do do not open your hand do not open thumbs up thumbs up

but he thumbs up you can get through this just like just like ah ah are you fucking kidding me you're doing standing ovations for a fucking Nazi what the fuck well it's just how soon uh

during the second war prisoner of the moment during the flat directions during the Second World War. Yeah, those guys had a name has nothing to do. Everyone knows it. You guys complain all the time that kids aren't learning this shit. What's he there for? To bolster support for Zelensky. That's what he's there for. I mean, they said, he's let's be I know you're here asking for money. Actually, we got a former veteran from one of your Ukrainian wars. There you were in, let's bring him out here. This is like a prank on Zelensky.

So he's like, oh, there's like a comedy sketch. There is something called a vetting process, you know? Maybe they did vet him, they're supposed to be- They're fucking war Nazis. Supposed to be, you know, doing, well, and optics, vet vetting coinciding with optics I mean fuck it at this point they got away with it. I get in a way with it Ukraine's getting money

Why stop you know quit while I'm ahead? Why would I do that? I know you guys got some more money in there I know you guys got some more money in there. You imagine a shrimp brought out a fucking actual Nazi during the sale of the day. Everybody got a, got a, flew a man from Buenos Aires. You might look familiar. It's actually Hitler. Yeah. We dug his ass up to CIA, all that CIA shit that said he escaped. It was all true in here, ladies and gentlemen.

Here he is, Adolf Hitler. He's coming out here to say that he doesn't like me. You ever started the story about the, who's the Israeli secret, Mossad? Is that the, getting, getting a, Ikeman back to, is pretty, did they get him out? Oh, they got him out of Argentina, yeah. Argentina, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and kill them. Well, they got him out of Argentina, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And kill them. Well, they put him on trial. He was strong trial during the 60s.

You can do it. So I was all televised and everything like that. You can watch it on YouTube. Did anybody get, did they find anyone innocent in that trial? A couple of them, women, maybe. Albert Spear. Albert Spear. He's grown as the Nazi who said I'm sorry.

He got, I let him off. Because he's, he got, he got very light. He got, I let him off. Because he's basically, he got very light. He got, he got a sentence. He got a very light sentence for doing the same things that a lot of people got the death sentence for. Yeah, okay. He was, he was convincing enough, he was convincing enough, even though like years later

came out, it's like no, he knew about this. No, he was involved in this. No, he was, yeah, he was employing a lie. Yeah, oh wow. But he lied convincingly enough and there was enough, I guess there was enough doubt that you know he was completely into this shit. He was, but it was like yes he's, I guess the only example I can think of who really kind of got away with one guy.

One guy figured out what those trials were about. You know, they're not about doing trials. No, no, no, no, not really, not really. But was that amazing? You would have said, hi, Bed, we could get this Nazi on the parliament, giving everybody clapping and stuff. I got a kick that's possible. The fucking hand motion was fucking,

it was just funny. It was funny. Lute his fingers to his hands and we wouldn't get caught. That's like the Republican thing. They all have to do that because they can't wave. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. For crimes.

Remember that trans woman that was doing you cranes shit on TV? Yeah, yeah. She got fired. Oh, did she? Yeah, because she said that we're coming after all the Putin's puppet, some will kill you. And Americans said, oh, yeah, we have a big problem with that. Yeah, you can't.

Why? People just can't think when Israel goes after Christians. Like, hey, can you guys shut up? We're trying to do something over here. Like, I have a country. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, like Dude social media is just

Hightening people. Well, first of all, there's a lot of people who are put in positions who like But no, like weren't cut out for like public type positions. Yeah, and they just can't fucking people just can't behave like you You can't say you're gonna kill Everyone no, no, that's like that's kind of what separates us from some other country working for the military and say you're gonna go out and kill everybody. Yeah, even Putin doesn't say it, you know? I mean, like he just, you know, he just, he just downs planes and shit like that, you know,

like a poison people or what? He let that guy out. And then, but that was like, the coups fine. It's fine under the bridge. But that was the easiest call. You can't, you got to make an example like that I was that guy flying around that's man if I try to throw over throw Russia I'm not ever flying again. Well, yeah, well no, but the thing is like you walking in the mafia walking

your friends Because it's the only people who get close to you. How fucking did he never see the godfather that guy? It's who I'm walking around in like a fucking trash can. I'm like, middle gear solid everywhere. I try over the person. It's the last person you go on a fucking island. You got it, exactly. No, you got a bag of swimming there. No, it was flying.

Completely, completely retarded if he thought that he was actually going to get away with anything. Yeah. Who, now are you serious about that forgiving me? Oh yeah, really? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no? And then like them off, yeah, you go to their funeral. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. I can't believe that. I can't believe that plane blew up. That's crazy. You can't believe it. Here's so great. There's only decades of, there's only decades of like actions happening. You know, like a wife. I was like, man, you better stop. You better stop. You better not go into planes.

Well, look, like the, you know, the expert, you got Wagner. You got one shot at the king. You know what I mean? Let's see, you'd better not miss. Um, percentage of 12th graders who have a driver's license, who have ever tried alcohol, who ever go on dates, and who worked for pay at any point during the last school year.

Well, that's a lot of... Look at this graph, isn't it? Yeah. Looking graph. That's a lot of, but it's showing what... 12th graders. Kind of used to be versus what they are now. Based on the criteria.

But look, but look, so this is driver's license, tried alcohol, which is based in cool, ever dated, worked for pay. It's all driver's license, 90%, tried alcohol, 85%, ever dated, 80%. Just back to like way, 75. It starts in 1975 and then it's all, it's pretty much normal until it hits 2000 and then they fall off a fucking cliff. Why they sure do?

Work for pay went from 75% to 55. That's a shit. Yeah, the kids never again. Ever date is a little more gentle. The ever date and the was ever date. Look, this is fucking boo. Well, that's the most extreme. Well, no, but it well, it from 85 down to 50. Yeah, but it fell off. It fell off. Gradually, it fell off. It fell off gradually. It fell off more gradually and started earlier. It started right when the internet started

like 2004, the dating went from. 1994, internet beat on beat on beat on. Was that when everybody kind of started doing? I mean, I remember. That's when AOL and stuff got in prodigy and got big, I thought. I was late. We were late as a family and I didn, like, I didn't get on the internet till I was working.

Like, it was like, Oh, wow, that's great. Until I was working in a, you know, like a bigger company. So I wasn't on till probably around 97. 97? Yeah, 96, 97. See, this is still cool guys dating and being in women and having driver's licenses up here.

Right. Well, yeah. Man, well, shh, yeah. Man, that would suck. Ever date. It's 57%. Women have fucking ruined dating. With all this, like what are you, like teenagers, teenage girls could probably all have Tinder and shit

trying to catfish guys and to fuck them over and grifting money from them, probably. I assume a lot of them do, or some of them, enough to explain this fucking graph. Just sit around endlessly tick-tocking for attention and getting guys commenting on their shit so they don't need any attention from men and they're from boys and their social circle.

I think there's probably a lot of things that go into that. But one of them is that the, like your, a driver's license is, a lot of kids stopped just kind of stopped getting those because it's changed like when you can get your permit or when you can have other people in the car.

Yeah. You know, you can't, that would be fucked too. At least in California, yeah, it's like, dude, when you got a driver's license, you could take all your buddies anywhere. That was awesome. You were, you were, you were a full-fired adult, except for being able to like rent a car, but you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you know, but now it's like, well, you can't, you can't take any other, like, minors around, right? For a while.

I think you're right. That's fucking bullshit. Yeah, they think I got, it's gonna encourage you to do, you know, I didn't need any attention to fucking, to drive like a fucking maniac. I drove like a maniac, balled by myself. Yeah.

Matter of fact, I was probably less likely to drive like a maniac if there were other people in the car. People had other kids in the car. Yeah. Man, fact, I was probably less likely to drive like a maniac if there are other people in the car. Yeah. Man, there's poor kids. I wonder they're all, their brains are all scrambled up on environmentalism and liberalism and bullshit. The internet has a,

got no pussy around, got no cars, got no future. Sad, sad. You know, in Minecraft all day, talking about Sonic the Hedgehogs. You put your energy into something and oftentimes it's not the healthiest thing to do. I'm gun control. Bullshit.

Ridiculous stuff. Kids are talking about, instead of driving around. Driving around. Driving around. Driving around. Driving in scrapes. Driving driving driving driving driving around. Driving around.

No, cool it all. Yeah. Probably don't even smoke. Pussies. Getting road head. Getting road head while you're blowing a sucking down a lawn dart. at all. Probably don't even smoke pussy's getting roadhead getting roadhead of all your blow and a sucking down a lawn dart taking back a fucking can of brew a brew ski popping some brews with your boys on a Friday night after gym class before the big game. Kind of life is this for teenagers. I do think you're entering fucking space weed each other in NFTs.

I do think like nobody nobody ever real close to me got it, but I can remember, I knew a few people in high school who died drunk driving and all seen this. Yeah, they have that big school wide like. Wow, I can't. Sometimes I think about them too. I go, man, I remember, you know, we were like friends in like junior high or something, you know, like a classmate kind of afraid, you know, it's like having conversations and stuff. It's like, I think about that, I go,

man, that guy's dead. Like, he's fucking dead. Like, that's it's really kind of, it's really wild. Like, it's not like a sad thing, I know that sounds weird, but it's kind of like a, wow, like that person, like, I'm here, like, walking around in my 40s.

Like, doing stuff like, that kid isn't. It's just, it just, it weird weirds me out weirds you out. Yeah. I have some people who died in like Iraq, Afghanistan. Do you? And that's that gets more fucked every year. I know some people got fucked up over there, but I don't know. Yeah.

I don't know anybody who died. Wow. Uh, check out this broad. She's playing safety in first, the non-kicker and C. W. A. real football player. Yeah. This chick looks athletic. Dude, you have no idea. Let me load up this. First, I thought it was bullshit, but then yeah, because they've always been kickers, right? Yeah. They always throw a token one in as a kicker, just to titillate the men, get them jacking off. If their wife's goes to the store to buy something.

Look at these fucking arms on this broad. Yeah, that's... That's fuck. What the fuck? Are you serious? I think you have to have help. Is that fake arms? That's not a woman.

That's not a real genetics. And I don't... Muscles are bigger than fucking mine. I don't think that... I don't think that possibly can be, which is today can be natural, unless she's such a genetic outlier, just wouldn't have testosterone too, just a lot.

Yeah, you can be intersex too, you know. You, like some people are actually like, XXY, yeah. Like a, they got all kinds of crazy hormones. Client filter, so I don't know. I think that's what I, but because there is like a people for you, oh, X or X, but it's like, no, there's a couple, there's a double X. Why?

Look at this. You think we could get a bounty going on a bounty program? You think we could kickstart? Like I want to see her absolutely laid out on game, game one first play. I want her fucking destroyed. Like a bounty or a ending like the New Orleans saying. So I have an open bounty offer. If anybody who's her first match up.

Is there any video of her like in action? I couldn't find it. Oh really? You mean like a sex tape or? No. You know, like catch it, catch it. Should we say safety? Safety.

Okay, so defensive, right? Like yeah. So she's got, right? Like, yeah. So she's gotta be fast and gotta be, yeah. Layed out, that's what I want. If any of you play the, who is the hornet? She's probably not gonna get, I was saying, probably not gonna get laid out. Af, I'm talking about unnecessary after the play is over.

Wham, and then go, Dick show represent right into the. That would be my. I just want to wake up tomorrow with 10,000 notifications. Yes, well, that's probably what would happen. Yeah, how about that? Sure. For what, what, what college? Uh, some like division three school.

Yes, you. Uh, Shannon, do a university football, the Bulldogs. She playing at the Bourbon Ball. What? Um, see, I did that one. Crazy. Here is some trans, trans shit. Oh, I somebody sent in a jingle for the trans shit

version of the show. Okay. That, is that entertaining? I hope it's as good as Mr. Plow. Damn it. Oh, here it is, I think. I haven't heard it yet. Yeah.

Well, that's not really a jingle. That's just the Transformers ad. Let me see if I can pull heard it yet. Well, that's not really a jingle. That's just the Transformers ad. Let me see if I can pull this jingle up. That's offensive. What I'm doing is not. Trans. I don't know if they want it credit. I'm going to assume not.

Well, not if you have, not if you're gonna shit on it, immediately. Let's see here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. Here's the stinger that they made. The transgender. Yeah, yeah. It is offensive.

That's exactly what I thought. All right, well, I can't use that one. It's too offensive. Okay. Here's But this is not offensive at all. This is a beautiful woman Okay, what do you think about this one? Oh I feel like such a beautiful woman in this photo Would I would we tolerate that behavior from a regular woman standing in front of some angel laying murals on a brick wall?

I do that all the time. And we don't tolerate it though, right? I mean, I don't. I mean, I aggressively don't. I think we just kind of go like part in tolerance. It's part of what I expect. Hmm. What is, I just feel like a beautiful, what exactly exactly does that feel like do you think in their mind?

I don't I think of like a beautiful woman. It might be like a Recharter woman standing in front of a fucking mural of angel wings right yeah You're there you take your girlfriend there because she makes you do it. Oh, take a picture of me in front of this like God I fucking hate you look shouldn't you yeah, honey? You look it looks great. How does it look looks great? You jump it for multiple reasons She should put her arms behind her back No, cuz I know get in the way of the wings We got to know you're supposed to she's standing in front like there's wings like you don't have oh, yeah, you're not a bat Right. Oh, no, no, no, I know, I know, but it's, you know, but the joke was fun

with it because of the arms, like, there's two reasons, right? Yeah, if they all did that, women, they all thought that they'd be like, hey, I, hey, I always draw this. Well, it's like there's hands behind their back. There's like different kinds of dragons. Maybe mine. Right? Like, there's some that just have wings and then there's and feet and then there's some that have wings and arms and feet. Oh, that's true. On the, on the, you know, the, the, the, the folklore or whatever, you know, whatever you know, how much it's a fucking loser you are. Yeah. Um, let's see. Parents hosting a gender reveal party for their, for their trans daughter. Okay. That sounds von parents host.

Again, this is something that is annoying and I hate and straight people, so why would I not hate it and find it to be annoying? Yeah. Here we go. Gender reveal. One way do you think it's gonna go? I spoiled it, aren't I?

Yeah, I mean, it's gonna go? I spoiled it. I like have a yeah, I mean it's gonna be a I think a Let's go by the the looks on the faces of the I don't know if he's I don't know if this gentleman is enjoying the no, that's a little bit of a pain to expression God when do you make that face? Yeah, yeah Yeah, when do you make that face? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to get okay with this.

Like you had a work party and here. Well, so, transson, so they had a daughter, right? I mean, is that what? What, originally? That's the, that's their child daughter. Oh, so, so, okay, so if daughter, then it's trans woman, right? This is why we're supposed to see this. They've fucked this up. Oh yeah,. So, okay, so if daughter, then it's a trans woman, right? This is why we're supposed to see if they've cut this up.

Oh yeah, they did fuck it up. Yeah, if it's a boy, he identifies as a right man. Hi people. Hi, it's all around. Cool. That's cool. I'm trying to, I'm trying to, you know. I'm trying to stay in line here.

I'm just trying to keep the rod set up before I say, I will, I'm perfectly comfortable calling you what you want. What you want? It doesn't bother me one little bit. I don't, I don't secretly go, what a bunch of bullshit. But just like, I mean, if you're, please, like, just, right, keep the, keep pay the price. Something consistent, consistency.

It helps guys like me out. Here's a like it confused Here's a trans homecoming queen voted Yeah, I Would vote for honestly if there is a chance girl running for homecoming queen out vote for them Dude, you know what my My class My class, my senior class did the fucking, one of the worst things I can think of. Of course, the, yeah, the hot girl got, you know, homecoming queen or one of them. Right.

And homecoming king, they voted for a developmentally disabled fucking guy. And the teachers went, what? Well, that's the vote. Nothing we can do. They were, they were pissed off. I guess the kid's mom was not happy about it. He was very aggressive. I remember it can be.

Yeah, he was very aggressive. He wasn't one of the nice ones. He's like always beating off and stuff like that. He's like the only one who, I think he thought he was like a rapper. Like kind of a little hot. No, no, no, he wasn't doing that. Somebody should have taught it to him, like a parrot. I remember him turning to somebody.

Once I was standing talking to my friends and there was somebody, he was sitting over by he was eating It was a brunch right he was like eating a cinnamon roll or something like that and somebody just kind of he was looking at somebody and somebody Look at me and he just goes like don't look at me bitch I'm not gonna go in and do the boy. Yeah, I'm like he spoke it's fine, but he, yeah, he's like, don't look at me. Oh, he was, he was that guy, but he got voted homecoming. Okay. I kind of, you know, I kind of cringe.

I'm like, he deserves it. He's a tough guy. He kind of, he, you know, he acted like it. Did they give it to him? Was he up there wearing the crowned stuff and accepting it? I don't think it worked. I don't think it worked. I don't think so, but it was robbed.

By nephew got robbed, there was a school election for president. I was like, how'd you do? I'd say he read me his speech. And I said, you gotta put some jokes in there, man. Put like school sucks, what's worse than school? Getting right, you know, I put some, you gotta pepper it in there.

Yeah. You know, how many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Like no one knows because teaching isn't a real job. No one knows because they don't, they don't want to, right? They don't want it, right? And he goes, no, I'm just gonna do my way.

So we'll have to go. Because I lost, I didn't win. Yeah. So yeah, I didn't go. Yeah. So who won? Somebody who put in a joke, so the catchy poster. No, that's what I, this is a girl, I said, a girl. And he goes, yeah, so who else is running?

And he goes, well, me, a girl, Brian, me a girl and six, six guys. And I said, this fucking rigged election, bro, you got the fucking election stolen from you. How does a girl, how does a girl want, because of course course half all the girls are gonna go vote for the fucking girl All boy votes are gonna get split up against six boys like that's fucking bullshit Well that fucking Rob. They should have they should have made they should have made like more girls run just a one-on-one at least We'll it down you can't have you couldn't have Hillary Clinton running against six fucking Republicans. How's that gonna work? Right same fucking shit. Yeah, yeah, okay. That's fine actually. It's not fucking fine. It's bullshit. You got a question all elections. That's the lesson.

God Let's see Okay, I've got, um... Remember that guy Tim Ballard? No. Who did the Sound of Freedom movie? Oh, yes. I guess he's gonna hit with some sexual, sexual, sexual impropriety allegations.

Yeah. Here's a response is evil pedophiles will stop at nothing and they have allies in the government, in the media, and big corporations, and even in public institutions. They continue to lie about an attempt to destroy my good name, and they will never stop. If you could hit with a, like, that guy felt me up at work, I don't think saying evil pedophiles are, in charge, are doing this is a good response. Just me, you know, just, so this was from my, let's just my opinion.

Yeah, this is when we're sponsored. Yeah. Yeah. So, guys, the guy that got a file. He's f**king evil pedophiles are all over the place. Well, pedophiles are trying to frame him. Framing me for grabbing women's boobs at work. Do you believe that these evil pedophiles are just...

Well, simple. No, I didn't do it. It would have suffice. When you start throwing an evil pedophile rings, I think. Yeah. And I think you're lying about that. Deflecting or something, but what is he accused of exactly? Did you eat all the pizza?

These fucking evil pedophiles are everywhere trying to frame everything, fucking objecting kids in Hawaii and you're as like a Cartman defense. Yeah, because sexual harassment can harassment can like is a wide fucking happens, but I know I mean, I just want to know what he was a like, it wasn't like, you know, I don't know. I don't know. That's a so I don't want to that's so typical. Fucking cares. Some women said he grabbed their boobs or something and fucked him. I don't know. And. That's the thing. Um, and then Rumble, Rumble lost all their ads,

which no, I guess nobody could see coming except for me. Well, come on. Uh, let me try to find that. It only happens 100% of the time when there's like a controversy for, so they pulled. That's all the Russell brand, you know, he got caught, yeah, doing all the rapes that he did, which is, I don't, I don't think Americans realize how guilty he is as part of the problem.

Yeah, I haven't read much on it. I haven't really read everybody's been doing this shit for forever. Well, I know someone who was not, not staying here and she ain't get raped, but it was sexually assaulted by him. I mean, yeah, who told me at the time and has a picture of him. Yeah, look, that's like, yeah, that's a regular guy. He would get his ass beat for that. Of course, cops don't fucking care. Right. You know, there's some people, there's some people who get falsely accused. There's some people who get, there's sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes,

sometimes it's a bad date and they regret it after the fact. Yeah, and that's bullshit. And sometimes, like, I have, Danny Masterson had every advantage in the world. Yeah. It being rich. Yeah. A member of the Church of Scientology.

Uh-huh. Famous. I'm in. I'm perfectly, I'm perfectly comfortable calling him a rapist. Oh, yeah. He had every, he had every opportunity to beat it. Oh, yeah. You know, he had a, he had a stack of, you can get, he beat absolutely did it. He did it all.

Yeah, he did it all. I have no idea. Um, here's, uh, oh yeah, here it is. It firm pulls, ads from rumble platform over Russell Brands videos. Um, all right. When guys are really upset about this, of course, I just don't think, uh, I just don't think, uh, I don't think burger guys want to rape us selling their burgers. Right? Even if you're, even if it's just like accused, well, you got to have random accusation. Like, I don't think it's Russell Brando's, who the accusers are. Yeah, I don't.

I don't really need to or want to. This happened. You have to, you can't be surprised and a subway suspended Jared before he was convicted. You know, you got to sell the pedophile shit. Yeah, yeah. By the way, did you know somebody came out, so Jared got convicted in like 2015, right? Yeah.

He's got tons of child porn, pedophile, sent him to prison, right? Yeah, and they had to tape phone conversation and like a, like fucking 10 years before that, a woman said, that jures on my show started saying all kinds of wild shit about, about pre-team girls. I've been talking to him, he's saying,

oh, he's saying he's fucked kids. He's saying he's saying outrageous shit. FBI said, well, there's nothing we could do about it. They caught him by accident 10 years later when they busted another pedophile. So everybody's telling him, oh, you gotta go to the cops. She fucking went to the cops and said,

look, he's talking about raping kids. What are you guys gonna do? It's a wild, nothing we could do. Maybe in 10 years, we'll happen to catch him. Meanwhile, he's just gonna go ahead and be a big fat fuck running, getting skinny, right? Yeah, and getting more means to, yeah. Not absolutely fucking nothing.

Absolutely nothing they did. Yeah, the system fails a lot. So I don't say, oh, we gotta go to the system. No, the system does not work at all. Yeah, we know it, it fails. If you the system does not work at all. There we go. It fails. If you, I've read a lot about this kind of stuff and where people who end up infamous come from and what, there are so many fucking chances.

There's so many chances to head this off and just take care of this. And it's not a misaccuration. Okay. It's, I don't follow up on it. Anyway, so YouTube says no money for you. We're not, you're not getting ad revenue.

You're gazing, we're not running ads on your fucking channel while you're getting accused of rape. Look, you can't, obviously. You cannot be surprised and you shouldn't be outraged. You have to know that this is, and this is, again, this is people, they're not used to, they don't know that that's how this goes. Like that's how this guy on their own supply. They're still there.

You can't get accused. Like, bro, we're talking about running, we're food ads on your channel. This is nothing criminal. It's free speech. Nothing to do with it with with criminality like in that. If guys going around saying the end word, I don't think fucking, I don't think fucking Burger King wants to run ads for him either. That's not illegal. It's talking about advertising.

So Rumble says, well, we're a free speech thing and we're not gonna do, we're actually proud of it. I'm like, all right, so they all stopped running their ads. Yeah, there you go, Rumble. Good job, retards. You didn't think first, well, maybe we'll suspend his advertising. Well, obviously we're gonna give him a platform

because that's free speech. Because that's right. But we're not gonna run ads on it because that's retarded. Right. And that will destroy all of our ads because that's, got, got, comes you'll say, why the fuck are they running, why the fuck are they running ads on a branch channel?

That's fucking retarded. You gotta, you gotta want that rapist motherfucker selling my spot adware. You're getting 100% of nothing. Yeah. You know what I say, you know, half of something or half of nothing, my spot. And you're getting 100% of nothing. Yeah. You know what I say? You know, half of something or half of nothing. You know, you're gonna go 100% of nothing.

It's really crazy. I think that we're running into this like white IQ ceiling where they don't understand that, okay, you guys, you can't stop all abortions. Like you can stop some of them, but you have to say that's okay. No, we're not willing to say that's okay. Okay, well then you stop none of them. Shit, man. You got half of nothing. Just radicalization. Like, you know, it's like, I don't even know if it's like an IQ. People, it's, you know, they can't understand it. If it's,

if it's raining out, I'll find somebody who will argue that it isn't. It's that fucking so many of them though. Well, I, it's, no, it's the percentage. It's certainly growing. You can't stand half of the growth thing, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's no. Yeah. So yeah, they get all their rumble got all their ads pulled. And they're by the advertisers themselves.

Yeah. They say we're running it. Fucking ads. And that's what happened. Well, the matrix is like, no, you guys, what was like when Tiger Woods got caught having a, you know, a lot of sponsors just pulled down, you that well we don't want that same thing with uh fuzzies Eller when he made the uh collar greens and fried chicken comments about sure yeah like it's like you know way it's I don't know I guess people just they just think uh they think like being platformed is

the same thing is like having free money thrown at you by giant corporations. And it's not. Well, a lot of people don't understand. They just, they don't understand that it's, it's simply a cold calculated business decision. Yeah, and that's even that cold. Well, yeah, that guy's getting accused of a bunch of rapes. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Well, not even cold-gates selling hamburgers. There's no feeling coming into it.

It's like, oh, he's done. But, you know, they're done. No, we don't, yeah. Yeah, we don't want. Oh, it's, you don't even, you hear it? No, I can't. It's like, he's done. No, we don't, yeah, we don't want it. You don't even hear it. No, I can't. It's one of those decisions that has to be known. Nobody's innocent. It's so, yeah, okay, well.

Okay, yeah, it's so automatic that like, if you can make that decision, you're like Mulvaney. Oh, yeah, hammer butt like fuck butt like that guy wears a dress fuck that beer. Oh, that guy's, well, he's accused of rape. That's totally different. That's, you know, here's Dan Boingo's response. Boingo, Dan Boingo, these two women are the ones like leading the war on advertisers, which sucks,

but that's advertising, man. That's the problem with the, that's the problem with the whole model. That's why it's dying. And I hope it dies faster. He says these two perverts and it's two women, two like adult women. So he calls them perverts.

For no. For that's, yeah, right. So he's starting by calling the women who are responsible for just having his advertising removed perverts. Yeah, somehow like just, you're trying to drag queen, like there you go. Work with these two. Oh, okay, like just you're trying to not drag queen like going away. These two perverts, these two women want to sexualize your kids. This is a, just trying

to discredit the office at this company. Yeah. Trying to set their, he's calling that in the files. He's just this fucking total shithead. I wish would disappear. Yeah. Okay. They work with Soros to make sure you can destroy to make sure they can destroy your kids and woke companies like Google and Burger King. Look to them for guidance. Evil is all around. It's not disguised. Keep these too far away from your kids. Yeah. All right, man, they're pedophile. I can't wait. You're a fucking Burger King ads. Just just wait. Just wait. When you when you do this kind of stuff, there's got to, there's somebody's gonna find something on you. I kind of, yeah. That's what happens.

It's what happens. And you know what? These people are, you know what? It redeemably stupid. It'll be true. Yeah, it'll be fucking true too. Keep these two, these two are perverts. Yeah, like wait, because you,

because you have Burger King ads, that's them. And then they want to boycott Burger King. Burger King's all franchise, 100% franchise. You know, it's just, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you should totally destroy it. It's so funny, you know, to the old, it's the old, they really. You're stupid culture war.

The expression is really kind of, you know, with, you know, with, you know, with age comes wisdom and all that, okay, it's like, yeah. Not necessarily, no, pay attention. No, you have to, you have to slow down and look around and comes wisdom and all that. Okay, it's like, yeah. Not necessarily, no, pay attention. No, you have to, you have to slow down and look around and pay attention and take notes. Some people the day they die, they are just as stupid as they were when they were 17.

They are no smarter, they are no, and more importantly, they are no wiser. Now, they're a lot louder though. Yeah, right, because they've had a lot of years to fucking, you know, feel like they're right. That's the thing. That's stupid people. They never understand that they're stupid.

They never get that. You got to stand up for free. What if it costs all of our advertising? Well, fuck, I mean, are you here for speech? I'm like, no, don't do that. Cody says, hey, I'll care about Russell Brand's depravity, the moment Biden faces charges for his or latest media outcry until then someone exposing the world powers manipulations is more important. Stop.

Stop talking about two different fucking things. Like fucking put it, it's what he, yeah, I'll care about. Okay, well, you got to eat, no, those are two separate fucking things. Exposing the world powers. He's talking about the government's bad. A lot of people, yeah. Can I go do my rapes? I think the government's bad.

Am I exposing the sun? We need, you don't understand how important it is. I think it's, I think it's your reference great. You think liberals are out there, you know, the government's fucking, no, the government's fucking bad. It's probably needs to be helping. We need more government to fix the government we have. Or let, or need more agencies and regulations.

Or governments and special, like no special interest money. Yeah, yeah. Everybody agrees. The government works, which is neat. It's fucked. Well, everybody agrees that it's, it's irreparably broken as what it is. That's the

neither side neither side is going to get exactly what they want out of the government. Thank God. Lane says dickhead voice actor. This may be a coincidence, but I was playing Starfield and one of the characters said livelihood in us in a familiar manner. Okay, really? So this is that new Starfield game. I don't know what Starfield is, but it's a video game that's new. Okay, sure. That's an important part. Wait, wait, wait, okay. So this dude is playing Starfield all by his lo and some, not driving and drinking,

like he should be. And this is what he hears. Since methane production is such an important part of the colony's livelihood, it's important that the text notice any issues. And do you think that's impossible to voice actor as a listener of the show? It's entirely possible. I would say, I would say maybe probable. Who else says it like that other than us?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Let's hear it again. Since methane production is such an important part of the colony's livelihood, it's important that the techs notice any issues and react to them quickly. Since methane production, it sounds like somebody's called into the show. The colony's livelihood.

Wives livelihood? Right, so you know. Wives livelihood. Yeah, that sure seems like it. Sounds like it. God, that would be funny. It's hilarious. I mean, yeah, I don't doubt it why why not why wouldn't it be why not there's enough enough people listen to the show sure um trip advisor for hookers hey dick a shon long time listener thought you might enjoy this here and I don't I think it's

already been invented here in the UK hookers are totally legal and we have a lovely community of guys that leave reviews. Have you ever read hooker reviews? No. No. Should I be? Yes. Okay. Yeah.

They used to have, I don't know if it still exists, rubmaps.com. It's like a site for Robin Tugs, like hand job stores. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That is, they have their whole own lingo. Like they're like trans people with all the acronyms and stuff they're throwing around. They're like very, like huge liberals about it. Yeah. We got a, I got a CCB and B ZJ here. Try just to like, are they open about it? Or is it like supposed to be like some kind of weak like code? No, no, no, they use these terms so much to describe prostitutes that they have.

Oh, okay, sure. They're out there on Lingo. Yeah, they're not ashamed of it at all. Right. Here in the UK, hookers are totally legal and we have a lovely community of guys that leave reviews. They call themselves hobbyists here. That's right. That totally normal.

Makes perfect sense though. Yeah. It's a way to, you know, to deep, they couldn't even advertise it. Yeah, they couldn't even come up with like a non-proverted way to say a hooker frequenting. So they just chose hobbyists. The term hobby and made it the name of the thing.

Right. Some of them are fucking amazing. I mean, this is just to say enthusiasts. Hooker and women enthusiasts. Hooker enthusiasts. Let me find this. Here's my personal favorite review. Okay.

He sent a screenshot to in case it. Here's the man's hooker review. Met this lady a couple, it's probably this guy who sent it in his review, he just didn't wanna say. Met this lady a couple, it's probably this guy who's sent it in his review, who just doesn't want to say. Met this lady a couple weeks ago, after a slow day at work, boredom is a curse, a comp, a communication. Good, initially arranged. I'm bored.

It's good, you gotta get a hooker. Yeah, that's what it is, not like that, right? Hey, one of what's on Netflix? I wonder what, you know what, maybe I'll fucking, you know, I don't know, maybe, ah, the guitar's in the corner, ah, fuck it. Let's get a hooker. Let's get a hooker, I'm bored, you know what, maybe I'll fucking, you know, I don't know, maybe, I think the guitar's in the corner, ah, fuck it. Let's get on hooker. Hooker.

Hooker. I'm bored. If slow day work, bored. If prostitution was legal, how many guys do you think would be, would frequent prostitutes? If prostitution was legal, yeah. If prostitution was legal, yeah. 30%. It could be 20%.

20%. Yeah, I've got a map maybe probably maybe If you'll hell of a lot higher than it is now oh Yeah, because everybody because it's hard to find well It was legal to be fucking everywhere. I guarantee you that the the threat of like embarrassment and or like yeah That's an embarrassing thing to get caught with. Yeah. Like, that's true. You get caught in like a sting or something like that. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You want to have to talk about or explain or, but if it's that all goes away, if it's legal, I mean, you get that, well, a lot of it goes away. A lot of it. A lot of it goes away if it's legal. Still probably embarrassing. Yeah.

You cause you to lose a lot of money, but maybe or maybe it gets de-stigmatized. Well, I mean, I'm in a divorce. Oh, yeah, you know. Services sod. Fingerblasting. Oh, well, OWO, FS, RO, and fingerblasting. That's the services the sky wanted to do. They call it finger blasting.

I mean, I've heard that before, but yeah. Like when I was like a teenager, yeah. Location, okay, the lady, monster lady, shaped like a brick. I like location. You skipped over location. Park, North, easy, a flat, easy parking near the shop. Easy parking, convenient. That's what people want to know.

How's the parking at Trader Joe's? Oh, they actually have a big lot for a TJ's, you know, like that. Yeah, the lady. Easy parking. Monster lady shaped like a brick. I now know what big is. It's true to profile, though. She states dress size 18.

And I know this is, that's supposed to be big, but this girl is beyond my limit. Her pictures suggest a prettier gal, and you don't really get an idea of scale or size by design, hygiene pour. It's like looking at the grand can, you can't pictures don't do a justice, you gotta actually look at it.

You know, as I think you're like, my God. Oh, and he's still fucked her. Oh, he did. Oh, my God. He was completely, he was like, this is disgusting. I'm, he didn't even get in there when he saw her like silhouette in the window. It looks like he was shocked. Yeah, let's do it. Fuck it.

I'm here. Parking was good. I'll think about the parking lot. I'm kind of, he kind of like beast money up front. And you know, you think you then he'd like put a deposit down and went on the way. I don't know. Fucking mechanics do that. Really not into her. The the meat just poor turn up saw her from the window shocked at size and appearance invited into her flat. No carpet, clean-ish advised advised her 17-year-old nephew might come back,

but it was okay because he knew what she did. Oh, God. Oh, my God. How can that kid know, like, see that in the... How is he ever beat off in that place? Like, I mean, with a knowing what his aunt is doing, does looking like that. I'm not fussy, see my review history,

but I'm not the look of this gal at all. Her body is literally an oblong, no shape to it. I had an image flash up in my mind of the late great Les Dawson and drag. Who's that? I don't know who Les Dawson, gotta be a British famous person. Let's see. Les Dawson and drag. I don't know who Les Dawson, gotta be a British famous person. Let's see.

Les Dawson. Like a variety, like a, like a Benny Hill. Oh God. Oh, look at that. Oh my God. It looks like Karachi bunker. Yeah, kinda does.

There you go. All right. Comedian half-grades. I asked, I'm asked what I want and I tell her I'm pretty vanilla. She tells me that's fine, but she doesn't allow RO. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script.

I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. I'm not a fan of the script. Like, it would your Sunday pork roast. I closed my mouth and drink a big lid.

Yeah, it's strictly tied up now. I eventually get my groove on and she's nosing away, like a pig. At this point, I'm re-reaching around to her and playing with her a little mistake. I'm hit by the now sadly familiar smell of rotten crotch. Dude, oh god. Ah!

All right, that's enough of this shit. God. I have tried quite a few hookers, he says. And I have some despicable stories from old Blighty, if you'd like to know more. Yes, of course, send your hickory stories in. That would be tremendous. I miss the, what was the, what was the,

what was the fucking sex thing we used to do? People go in. Rotic stories. Yeah, rot, send in some, send in the, what was the, what was the, what was the fucking sex thing we used to do? People go in, Rodic stories. Yeah, Rodic. Send in some, send in the, they got the, they started sending in stories that were like accomplishments. Yeah, I know. That's not the, that's not the bit. I know. I appreciate it. I'm glad you got. There are a few fucking wild ones. Ryan Stone Cowboy says, Hey, dick, I don't know if you've seen this,

Bermatics's leaked bedroom picture has been making its rounds on the internet again. Really? Some of the comments are pretty funny. Yeah. Should be in male thriving space. Yeah, there's people making fun of Maddox's room. Yeah. I genuinely don't think this is all that bad. Could do with a closet and a nightstand, but he's got a better bed than I.

Oh, wow. Okay. Very funny. I just, you know, cool that it's out there. Dove soap. This is, this is Josh Shaxx. I think Dove leaning on fat acceptance is fucking hilarious. Who needs to use more soap?

Skinny people are fat people. Oh, he's got to figure it out. If I worked at Dough, I'd ask supermarkets to shelve Dough products at eye level with people in those scooters so they can get at them easier. No. Oh, man, it's, you know, because regular people are still gonna see it, you know?

Yeah, but the fat steps should go. You might pick up some sales. Yeah, I don't think you could, I don't think you'll lose any. No, no. I think you'll gain just how much. Um, okay, let's do a fat watch. Let's watch fat watch today and fat news. And then we gotta get Sean out of here.

Uh, okay, this one's from Vinny. Let's see here. Today and back news and then we got to get Sean out of here Okay, this one's from Vinnie. Let's see here Okay, this is oh All right There's a fat woman sitting in a car with her husband You refresh what happened in a car with her husband. What the fuck with? What was that about? Uh, when you refresh. What happened? Uh, that woman sitting in a car with her husband, she's doing some kind of annoying TikTok.

Do you ever just... Oh my God! And he reaches over and grabs her neck. Yeah. It starts bouncing it like the, and then when she starts complaining, it comes out like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, He's dying. Never mind. Do you ever just... Why does that work?

You're trying to make a... Gobble like a turkey. Do you ever... Do you ever... I can't do it to me. Yeah. You're stuck in the middle of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right. Do you ever... Okay, good one. This guy's got to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Oh, okay, good one. This guy's got to write 15 seconds after he turned off the camera. She stabbed him in the chest. Yeah, Strails is attached as an ad. I keep seeing on Reddit showing a land whale being incredibly proud of her obesity to the point where she needs a permanent device attached to her bingo wing to keep track of if she's dying or not.

You can't see her feet in the ad because they probably chopped those grippers off years ago at the 300 pound mark. Go fuck yourself. Smooches. To Sean, if you read my name, you are gay. Well, I think I did. Here's the fat ad that he said to him. Oh, wow.

Hey, redditors. Oh, this is a reddit ad, okay. Hey, redditors, new to the, new to the CGM lifestyle. What the fuck is that? CGM, got these, all these abbreviations are, I'm still stuck on everything. I'm still stuck on everything. Was it RO?

RO, yeah. See, I think, when I hear that, I think reverse osmosis. Maybe that's what I see for the water, too. Because I knew growers, you know, so new to the CGM lifestyle. What do you think that could be? CGM, is it fat?

Is it being fat? Maybe. Or fucking fat chicks. Elissa wears her as like a badge of honor. Oh, it's this little monitor just make sure they're not dying from pancreatitis insulin or something. Yeah, so if you're spike or crash or something,

it's okay, so it's just a monitor. Yeah. The innovative freestyle, libratou system. Manage your diabetes with more confidence. So it's an ad for them. Well, I mean, that's fine. That's who you would advertise.

God damn, that's fat. Yeah, but that's, give yourself diabetes. Yeah, I guess so. Type two, it's your fault. You gotta lose some fucking weight, lady. Yeah. They're gonna need a new type, they're gonna need like a type three pretty soon.

Yeah, diabetes, they're getting too big. Right, a measure of the amount of putting in your blood. Yeah, it's gotta be something. It's not getting better, that's for sure. No, another thing, I'm a little bit tired of people being described as curvy. You know what I mean? Like that's when they're like a globe, a globe. Because curves, they have to go out and they have to go in, presumably to make a curve.

Like multiple curves. Right, right. No, it's not like, it's not, they're like, arki. Yeah. They're like an arc. Yeah, I mean, isn't that what you just, yes.

Totally shapeless. Here's from gusto, I think. This is okay, gusto. What do you have for us? Story time, I feel passionate about bringing inclusivity to the outdoors. To say I feel passionate about bringing inclusivity to the outdoors. To say I feel passionate about being inclusivity to the outdoors is an understatement. Oh, okay. What would be an appropriate statement then? Yeah, I'll kill someone to bring diversity. Right, right.

Zellitus, is that the reverse? what's an understatement for passionate, psychotic. I'm obsessed. I am. I am. I am maniacally fixated on bringing diversity to the outdoors. I will die on this hill and scream at the top of my lungs. Fat people can do things too. Okay.

Well, is anybody arguing that they can do things? Biology. I mean, like, you know, I mean, most people can do some things, you know, I mean, but I do at least like that it's like everything. It's plus, she's selling plus size outerwear for fat women. That was all right.

That truly cared about our need. Yeah, back in 2017 when I started my business, finding plus size outerwear for fat women. That was all right. That truly cared about our need. Yeah, back in 2017 when I started my business, finding plus size outerwear for women that truly cared about our needs was like searching for a needle in a haystack. Okay, it's a big needle. Yeah, this was one of the... Searching for a maple bar in a trash. D.S.

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Way back in 2017, there was nothing. There was absolutely nothing for plus-sized people. And I remember getting my first technical jacket, and it has a thumb hole. It was made by Gissey out on the other side, which was when the brand was going to carry on his stuff. And I crashed. I cried because I had thumb hole,

because I had not had technical gear in like, for God's sake, I had a case bump. So to be able to put on a pair of beds like this, that has like all of these amazing pockets. Oh yeah, those are snowpads. Oh it put all kinds of candy in those things. Here, like it's thoughtful. It's as if they were like,

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Oh, this dude, she's, I mean, we say it a lot, but that's a grimace body. It's, it's, the other one was like tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum. Yeah, yeah. Straight up grimace. This is, look at the mouth of her stomach. It's a mate. That's. Wow.

Step back, step way back and marvel. You think they call that an any belly button? It's more like a black hole. Like it's a, it's like a flappy. Not an any iron outie. I got a flappy. The gut has folded over. It's to become like a flappy, not an any-her-and-howdy. I got a flappy. The gut has folded over. That's, man.

To become a cat. We don't even giant cat's mouth. I could put whiskers on this thing. We don't even, it's the nose. Look, I know. You're got your right. There's two. Oh, woo.

Yeah. We don't even see her legs. Oh, like I mean, what? What does it, you know, Oh, she's big, man. Okay, pretty enough to, to what, don't say fuck. I'm running away, I'm TV.

Oh, pretty enough to, yeah, pretty enough to fuck. Not pretty enough to date. Oh, she thinks that it's men's shallowness. Is the reason she's not having a boyfriend. Yeah. Well, I guess that's true. Yeah, sure. Sour attitude.

You know, crass. Yeah, you know, I mean, it's... Men generally don't like fat women with attitude. We tolerate it on skinny women. Don't like it then either, to be honest. She should really don't really like attitude. Yeah, but put that same attitude on a big fat bitch. That's not working.

Well, it's, yeah. You're gonna have a rough time with that one. Yeah. We got bad news for you. Okay, was that the last fat watch I had? Yeah, I think it is. Okay. That was broken. I see. Okay, let's do voice mails everybody. We'll see you at the live show. Yeah. If you're going to be there, if there is a live show, it might, the rift might be

reprobly torn between Vito and I after that big fight. You just need a new, you just need to take a new photo that'll make everyone happy. Take a new photo? Yeah, to put on the cover page. Oh, yeah. Like that's the, you know, something that's, we were gonna buy your show, but there was no, we couldn't visualize it.

Right, I just can't get the work into you. We don't do this for work, so. Straight, my straight just having not seen it, you know, not seen it or heard about it before. Like that. It just it seems to like predispose somebody to thinking that it's a certain kind of show. No, they may construction show. No, they I mean, not even a construction just like it looks like. Oh, this is like the idea of like two manly men. Yeah, which is like not true. No, like a yeah, yeah, it's not the show

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I think they're on Patreon. That's a, here's a little geeky engineer thing like that. I love that snare drum. Yeah. And I'll say it's a perfect example of something that is so over compressed. It's so wrong. It's right. That's snare drum. I don't know if that was a sample. That's exactly what happens when you squeeze a snare drum like that. You just smashed the fuck out of it with the right. I love it. It's so splatty. Like it's, I don't know if that was, they did

that or the sample actually sounded like that, but it's perfect. There's some times that's, it's so wrong, it's right. I'm sure they'll be happy to hear that. I'm uploading my voice mails, but it's taking forever out of it. There you go, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come get it, get after it. Come on, you bastard, yes.

All right, here we go. Hey, dedication. I'm just watching every single episode. I just want to get a little rundown on blood blood. Oh, I knew somebody would do that. Blood has two parts. The cells, the red blood cells, and then everything else that's forced to be free in.

The next, the next, the stuff for your body. If you put too many cells into someone's blood, it becomes fludgy. So people that have platelet deficiencies and stuff like that need the platelet and other stuff in the blood, but if they get too many cells, the blood is fludgy and they die. Blood type. Blood type. Blood type.

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Blood type. Blood type. Blood type. Bloode, which is the white cells. But, yeah, so that's not the basic. So you have to deliver plasma to people if they're hematocryphal to high. Instead of salves. They have too many cells for their plasma. Too many cells for their plasma.

There are plasma. Thank you. What does it look like, though? Plasma? It's an off. It's a goo. No, you know what it looks like. You've seen it, right?

It's kind of a, what does it look like? It's kind of a it's a goo. No, you know what it looks like, you've seen it. Three count. It's kind of a viscous, kind of a yellowy-tinged, like look it up. Like, if I'm thinking of the right stuff, yeah, I know I've seen blood separated like in a centrifuge, you know, like separate the cells from the plasma. Yeah, it's like a very, a light, very, very light golden color-ish, like urine. Yeah, I bet it would be fun to have a sense of pain, but yeah, whatever you want in there,

spin that shit around. Right. Whoa, look at that. Right. All right, here we go. All right, Dick, for every stage in life, sometimes you have advice. I'm dealing with an ex who I saw for about two months. Stop doing that being what hurt about more specifically me breaking up with her. video using a video of me at work at my job. So you have a whole world that this guy's got small thick. Let's go talk to the lady we see him at work.

Where do you work? This is picture, this is his name. Of course, this is a grandma's useless and they don't see how that's all the relation of their community guys. Is it? Oh, I guess. I can't believe you.

No, of course, I've. I guess. State does not. Of course, I've already ported it to her job because she's a federal employee who has been so hard to protect. Oh, she's in the FBI. So, I'm looking for a place. I need advice on how to get revenge on someone when the system and the system seems to be useless.

You don't call a show to be being contact with her again. It's good. When I get here, I'm to make things in the world balanced again. Oh wow. She works for the feds. She works for the feds and you're fucked man. Just go to jail. She's just drive around drunk. Live it up., pretend you got a cancer diagnosis and it's terminal. You're, there's no stopping around. I'm afraid either you got to get back with her and fuck the shit out of her. So she stops crying for it on Instagram. Yeah. Or just turn yourself into prison. He'll

uh, she's never going to stop. Hill Hill. This guy has a small and video that this guy has a small dick and this is where he works. She made a video saying that she doesn't have a video of his small dick, right? We don't know that his dick is small, by the way. You gotta trap her. Send her a video of your dick so that she'll post it

and then you got her on revenge porn. Wham! And then everyone gets a good look at your dick. It's actually awesome when everyone sees your dick. I don't know why guys are always crying your dick. It's actually awesome when everyone sees your dick. I don't know why guys are always crying about it. It's fucking cool. I wish I could show the whole earth my dick.

Check this shit out. You could give it a run. I could try. You could do more than you're doing to show the world your dick. I want to see it every day though. And I want them to have to see it every day. It's not, I don't want it to be a choice.

You get it, it's own, yeah. Half to, right. Half to see it. Right. I have to see all their big fat asses. Why shouldn't they have to see something? They don't want it to be a choice. You get it's own, yeah, I have to, right. I have to see it. Right. I have to see all their big fat asses. Why shouldn't they have to see something they don't like? You gotta, yeah, frame her. Send her multiple pictures of your dick,

of you, videos of you jerking off. And then when she tries to fuck you over by posting it, you got her on the bench porn. Right. Trap. Right. Doesn't even have to be your dick if you shy. True. Go find one of your friends, record him beating off. Right. Doesn't even have to be your dick if you shy. True.

Go find one of your friends, record him beating off, or find a guy on Craigslist if you don't want to look at your friend's dick, send those dicks to her. She probably won't even know. She's going to be so, yeah, you're only together. She's going to be like, is that the, is that? Find a guy whose dick looks like your dick, so you're going to have to set up multiple encounters with men on Craigslist to get a one that looks like you. Right.

Because they're gonna know if it's not your dick. Yeah, I wish. But if it's a little bit odd, like hmm, nice little bit, blacker than I remember on there. Right. Maybe you got a little makeup on there, you know? Yeah, a little fucking foundation on that guy.

Right, right, right. So you're tricking a guy off now. Right. And then let me know how that works out for you. Otherwise, just block her and ignore it. I don't remember being with Michael Jackson. Because of the Vidal I go. Whatever. That'd be kind of cool though. It has weird spots on your to have a little I go. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. You wouldn't want that. Single bad. Okay, I don't know. You wouldn't want that?

Single bad. Oops. There we go. Hey, Dick, it's Nick, a single bad. Okay. My little boy got a hand foot in that disease from his daycare. This is my ex-wife got hand foot in that disease. Okay.

So how she got it and she explains about how she just had to go ahead and dip a little boy kiss, kisses all over. Sure. And then know he was sick because he's just so cute. How many communicable diseases do you think these vicious caused dick? All of them. All good ones. Foot and mouth disease. He had to go and get it out.

Boy, why? Did she just want it? I was, I mean, I know that's like, I always forget exactly what that is. Is it like shingles? Well, don't they call it like hoof and mouth disease? Is it come in some kind of thing that tri- I always forget what that is. I know it's not like a fucking, you know,

some kind of crazy- Well hoof and mouth, isn't that like, that's for cows. Yeah, but I mean, can't hand foot and mouth disease is a little sore on your feet and your mouth. Huh, so it's a rash, okay. Pretty easy to avoid by not putting your fucking mouth on hand foot or something with a bunch of sores all over them. Huh.

Okay. Good luck with your ex-wife, sir. Sorry, that marriage didn't work out for you. Yeah. You lucked out there, that sounds like a shawnt. Yeah. So, what makes your rage is the video game Hades, right? I've been playing this game for months now.

I actually know that. And I remember on early episodes, like way, way back, Dick, you at one point played the Hades game. So you know what goes on in the game, the great game. What's fucking, what makes you rage on pisses me off is that fucking, you're at Dicees and Orpheus, I think they're the names, the two musical ones, the one that, like, would be a little liar, that sings.

And then the other one who, like, you meet in the second realm of hell, and wherever she gives you some, some like potions and shit. But like in Greek mythology, it's like a man and a woman and like their story is like about the test. Like you know how love stretches like beyond the grave. Yeah. And like true love and all this kind of stuff.

And then it ruins it in this fucking thing because they're lesbians. Like one's a black lesbian, one's a good nerd lesbian. And like a black man. And the nerd part doesn't matter at all. But like, it's just like good one. No, no, no, no, that's a, that's a man, one of them was a man.

I've thought, in Hades, what are you, sir? Yeah, this little fucker, that's a fucking guy. You got me. Yeah, I think you're, I think you might have some woke, some woke brain things happening. Yeah, oh, man, there you go. Oh, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a man. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, oh, oh, think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a man. Okay. Well, you jackass fucking wasting every once time. Well, he's

like conspiracy bullshit, but he learned something. Yes, it was a man. All right. Here we go. Been thinking about that white kid that just could not void or try to void or guard against that black dude fucking tell them Self-grafting that fucking heymaker. Yeah, that was hilarious I've been seeing all these other videos of these like zoom-raged kids who will have like hammers down some of space Or I don't know fucking crazy shit that they're doing on tick-tock Mm-hmm, and I think this might be a side effect of not beating your fucking kids or at least I Don't learn that the hand can hurt them and anyway, I. Really tiny things. If they don't learn that, the hand can hurt them in the, anyway, I don't know.

I think that's a good idea. You think kids don't have that instinct because they're playing video games and not getting hit at home, or at school, they're not getting, no one's throwing a punch at them, so they don't know what's at what to do if a punch comes at them. They're like looking for a controller block button.

Maybe, I mean, you think, you know, like flinching or moving or whatever is like a, you're kind of an automatic reaction. You would think, right? Normally is, yeah. Huh. Maybe it needs to be trained into them.

Maybe, yeah, maybe, maybe some dogs are like, you move and they're like, ah! Yeah, but then some dogs are like, you know. Well, here's the thing, but, well, here's the thing with a dog. You know, a dog that's never been hit may blink its eyes and flinch if you have something coming out. That's a natural response. Yeah. Where you know that a dog's probably been hit is when you dry your hand back.

Yeah. Okay. Because it's because they know what's what's next. See, it's coming. It's going to whack him. Right. Right. What's the? So if you dry your hand back, that dog's like, Oh, fuck, then it's like, okay, it's probably been hit. Maybe he's on to something. All right. You know, the founding fathers were bullshit because they all had slaves. The problem with that is that everybody had slaves. So it's a bit of a non-favorite... I was the time... Non-favorite or a child was going...

How was going? She's as the reason to just count what they say. Well, that's why, even though I don't know anything about raffle brown that's not true though it doesn't matter if you rape somebody or not because every famous person with influence is a rapist then using their rapist I mean they might be

I pulled a rug out and that's a good thing if every famous person is racist yeah sure that's a given right? that's a homonym and is that an, that's a given, right? I'm homin' him. And it's not an... That's what... It's an ad homin' him. Is he saying that basically that every famous person is a racist?

He's trying to... So, like, everyone's very upset by me... Yeah. ...by believing the personal brand's rape accusers. But if he is saying that, like, oh, since every famous person is a rapist, then like, that's a fantastically stupid thing to say. Like it's, I don't even know the Mar. I mean, I thought everyone was doing this.

Like, I hate Hollywood. There are a bunch of fucking sick perverts and pedophiles and stuff. Then one of the biggest stars in the planet gets accused of rape. Well, not that one. He's our guy. Yeah, that one's our sick degenerate pedophile. Yeah, we like that. But what about him fucking a 16 year old girl? You know, you know, the. Yeah, we like that. What about him fucking a 16 year old girl?

You know, I told me, I said, what about him fucking a 16 year old girl? Yeah, he's like, well, you know, she didn't, she's accusing him of rape. I said, I didn't say rape. What about fucking her? Did he fucking a six years like, it's legal over there. I don't think it's legal over there. It's a very good defense, dude. Um, we just got there set of ethics and morality on that kind of stuff.

Yeah. Like if it's like, you know, legal, Jerry Seinfeld did, I don't fucking care who else did. Yeah. I think, yeah, I don't know what the slavery thing is. They were, I guess they were, there were people who didn't have slaves, right? Yeah, poor people.

Sure. Well, they, they, they else didn't have no slaves. But, I mean, I get, just because somebody is a certain way and one aspect of their life doesn't mean that, like, what they commented on, you know, why is wrong, like, you can be, you can be right, you can be right. And be a scumbag like it. I get the knock on a fucking jail. It's past statute of limitations for all that shit anyway, I think.

Yeah. I've read next to nothing. So, these guys, the whole OJ trial, they're like, well, let's, you know, let's wait and see, you know, you've got to assume he's innocent. And then he's innocent and they're like, well, you know, OJ didn't do anything, I guess. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Fucking go, I guess go, go congratulate each other. Go to OJ didn't do anything, I guess. Okay. Yeah. Fucking go. I guess go congratulate each other. Go to OJ's fucking comedy tour and tell him how innocent he is. I was listening to... I said, I didn't tell proven guilty. Oh, they're in proven guilty. Guess he's innocent.

He had a, he had a, he had a huge legal team, right? We know like the famous ones, obviously like Kodashian, Cochran, Eiffli Bailey. There's another, there's another lawyer. There are many, but the guy named Carl Douglas who isn't talked about as much. I heard him interview at one time and, you know, it's kind of as close to hearing someone say, like, you know, he's guilty as anybody would. Oh, yeah. He just said, he said, you know, well, what about, you know, the evidence? He said, well, in my, in my time, in my time, he said, I've never seen,

I've never seen a not guilty verdict with such an overwhelming amount of DNA. I've never seen this much, I've never seen this much evidence result in a not guilty verdict. And that's what he said. Well, you know, come on. What do you, you know, I mean, he, he, he knows. Oh, it's like, it was clearly everybody's just like, but I know, right? Well, yeah, I know, I know, I know. Just go watch as Russell Bram puts out this thing off to tell you all, there's allegations coming and they were all consensual. And actually the fucking media is out to get me.

I got, guys, and as soon as you started throwing in that shit, I'm like, oh, could you guilty? Okay, that's a thing. Got it. Well, no, and that's, and that is, uh, could you guilty? Okay, that's a thing. Got it. Well, no, and that is the second. Okay. The second I hear, actually, the fucking matrix is out together. Okay, this can not guilty, not to get off on this, but this is a, it's a fucking app

and it's not going in prison. It's an epidemic in people's arguing style. And it's called, I've seen it called the ad hoc hypothesis. Oh, really? All of a sudden, yeah, it's a con. I mean, it's called, seen it called the ad hoc hypothesis. Oh really? All of a sudden, yeah, it's a, it's a, I mean, it's not a new concept. Yeah.

Well, that's because they're all pedophiles like that. Yes. And that is what Occam's razor actually deals with. Yeah, yeah. Assumptions, it's not the, it's not, they're all that's giving me. It's not the simplest, the simplest story is the right way. It's like oftentimes it is.

It deals with assumptions. The one with the fewest assumptions because everybody fucks it up. Yeah, yeah, they do. Oh, it's very simple. It's very simple. It's very simple. It's a conspiracy by the government.

It's like, okay. There's a lot of assumptions in that. So fucking now you, you know you fucking learn something. Well, they really, the media's out to get it. They really, they really fucking nailed it by removing his burger king monetization. Oh, wow. Stop doing the fucking powerful fucking. Fantastic ol shit.

So annoying. Yeah. You guys don't have to defend every single person who hates COVID. Yeah. Some of these guys are fucking bad guys. The point goes retarded. It's yeah. The better the sooner those guys go away, the better.

Right. Right. You don't want anybody to fucking retard. I agree with these guys. Actually, fuck off. It's too, you talking for me at all, dude. It's too easy to like, it's like, well, you're saying ridiculous shit. How am I, most people are not gonna parse through. It's like, well, that was more accurate. It's like, the fact that you'll say this

or the fact that you can be duped by one aspect of something. Yeah, you got to do. It throws your fucking credibility right out the fucking window. Okay, here's another one. Hey, Jake, you know what, fucking wild. When you fucking have sex with a prostitute and then you go out to the bar later

and then for whatever reason, when women never want to talk to you. then they know out of the blue like eight women just come over and just start talking and then by the end of the night you got to remember one and you got a fucking date for the next day they can feel it they can feel it. Just goddamn women they can feel it when you're all dumped up. The same fucking bar I was going to but some reason I actually think of the prostitute. Yeah. I actually think of the prostate. I guess that's the sacred.

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As soon as you're mentally leaving, they're like, oh, this guy's, we gotta get him back. Fences are gone. Quick, throw some women at him. Real fast. We can't have him, we can't have this guy relaxed out there, got to get them back.

All right. One more. One more. Hey, it's Sean. Let me see your rage. There's people, but the honest women who get like markers for their car and ride like it's my birthday. Here's my cash app.

Or like 80 date or their Twitter they just have their fucking. Yeah, you haven't seen that. No, fucking annoying. Just public. I'm just going to people in society who ask for money as a career. Yeah, yeah, they call bones. Go fuck yourselves. Oh,. That's a lot more than just bums. Yeah, bums and women. There's a lot of people I just ask for it. It's my birthday. Here's my fucking cash app.

How crass. I wish we could start a trend of like stealing car as it have cash app on them. Taking all the wheels off, stacking them on the roof. Here you go. Here's your cash app. Yeah. I hid some cash in your car somewhere.

You see if you can find it. Right. That's a fucking truffle pig. Here's my cash out. It annoys me because I know guys are donating to it. It must work to some, yeah. Of course it works. Well, if you get 1%, you know, I mean,

that's, guys are fucked. That's an example of just swinging for the fences, you know, you're putting it out there for everybody, right? It's like, eh, there's gonna be a percentage. Got it, more and more. Here's my only fans. Here's my fucking cash app. Just send it, send it, you'll get nothing.

Just send me some money. Yeah, yeah. Cause you saw me driving around. Cause you saw me driving around, yeah. Uh, I don't know, but maybe I don't want to contribute to what if you have like a horrible drug habit and I'm like, enable it, you know, like, if I see one in a parking lot, I'm going to erase it and write my own cash app. Yeah, good.

Somebody, I'll write somebody else's, you know, Trump. So you need to log in. You definitely go viral for that. All right, goodbye, everyone. Yeah, thank you. You definitely go viral for that. All right, goodbye, everyone. Yeah, thank you.