The Dick Show - Episode 380 - Dick on Grave Desecration

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

A listener takes a picture at Isom's grave, the Day of Jihad is a bust, cell phones not going from your WiFi to the cell network easily, messing up Randy's pool game, The "QAnon Shaman" calls in after going to prison for felony helping police, American women from an outsider, Maddox promises to "end it", and a child predator predator gets shot; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Well, he said it constantly. Did he? Yeah. Yeah. But literally like it, just, I only had to hear that once and it cured me. So that's, people may not agree with my methods, Sean, but my results. Can't argue with results.

Yeah, for themselves. Can't argue with results. Now I remember why I had these glasses in here actually. Why? I brought them down as a demonstration of how infuriating glasses with cockeyed earpieces are. What if you have cockeyed ears? Well, because you know, like honestly, like, you know what?

Nobody's symmetrical, perfectly. So like, you will, if you get glasses, like they get, they'll tweak them so they, you know. And then you take your glasses into the sunglasses store and you give $300 glasses to like some 18 year old bitch with cock eyes who doesn't care about it. Yeah. So yeah, I'll straighten it. Let me put it in this hot bead bath. Wow. Okay, thanks. Hot bead bath.

You want a hot? I think I, you want a hot bead bath. You want a hot bead bath? Hot bead like I do. Yeah, sure. I don't even know what you're talking about. You're a, you're a factor. So if you're a Logan.

Hot bead bath. Stick your dick in this hot, stick your hard dick. Grab some of these blue shoes and then stick your hard dick in this hot bead bath. Hot bead bath. That definitely sounds like a fetish category. Probably is. I'm trying.

If he's gonna be again, if you can think about hot beads. Oh, right. Well, once again, people, I'm getting in trouble. Right, what do you get in trouble for this week? Just a, we just did a little tiny bit. There's a whole there's a whole day of G-Hod and I'm getting in trouble. The whole Muslim world is doing you G-Hod. And it's everything's my fault. Like usual. I'm the one getting yelled at. Yeah. I'm the one getting shit from

people right about desecrating a grave. You desecrated a grave. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Who's going with the house? Is that Jihad though? Yeah. A whole day of Jihad.

Right. No, I think I can speak on behalf of all of America, like usual. 99% of it. Sure. When I say, guys, where was the fucking jihad? Oh, yeah, you know right we were I don't know about you Yeah, I've been prepped prepped all week America sees wars happening violence happening and we're like Well, we'd like to get a little taste. You know, we're feeling left out. Well, we could be victims too

Yeah, America. Yeah, going a lot of great buildings that could get blown up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is. Yeah. We got this is like, you had a fool. You had a freebie for a G. Hods. Nothing. It's like eight mile when Eminem chokes. I never thought that would be well, he chokes and throws up spaghetti on his shirt. I know the wrong battle. Yeah, yeah. And then he gets made fun of for the whole movie and his life sucks. And then he wraps.

Is that what I, that's the movie? Yeah. Gotcha. But the day of G-Hod was like the first half with no payoff. Yeah. Okay. It's through the G-Hod's, through up all their mom's spaghetti on themselves. You kid, I mean, pressure got to.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly what You kid, I mean, pressure got to them. Exactly, exactly. The pressure, that's exactly what happened in eight mile. The pressure got to them and they fucking choked on the international day of G-Hod where they're supposed to be shit blowing up everywhere. People are, we're ready for it, right? Everybody in America, oh, just gonna be fucking great. It's gonna be mayhem.

Who knows what they're gonna hit? Tons of stuff, could be government buildings, right? Could be sports stadiums. Most of those great targets, because everyone hates the government in America. So you knock out the building and the government's gone, come and make a big go, oh man, they hit our, they hit our fucking government building

and everybody in America is eagerly goes, yes, fucking nailed it. Yeah, I'm so glad we're not inside the castle walls, you know, that's're safe in there. Man, you guys in his school, not school, right? That's government building, not a school, government building. Oh man, plays I would never be, right? Yeah.

Hey, hey, Hamas, hit a DMV, everyone will just make jokes about it. Yeah. You will not get in trouble at all. You will not get in trouble at all. Yeah, you will not get in trouble at all. No, no, no, it's like, it's like how some comedians have kind of their, they check the right boxes to be able to say things that other people cannot exactly. So it's like, I can be a man. It's like even news, even news anchors will be like, I'm not supposed to be doing that. Yeah. I can't make a joke about it. But they will.

Hit Yankee Stadium. Everybody, New York will cry about it, but everybody else like, Oh, fuck the gang, you know. Cowboy Stadium, right? Any of these fucking, Tony, you know, look, I'm lining it, I'm giving this stuff away for you, for free.

I'm not even asking to get paid for it, because I don't wanna see any fuck ups like this again. Well, I know you're, I'm giving this stuff away for you, for free. I'm not even asking to get paid for it, because I don't want to see any fuckups like this again. Well, I know you're... I get in trouble. You've always been about, you know, marketing with that. You see, you definitely put a better face on that. They don't really have a whole big sense of humor. You guys been talking about dead babies all week.

I want to see some headless babies, all right? I mean, I want to see our babies head, their fall it off. I just had to are falling off. I said, fell right off. I mean, it's just a little tiny bit of, tiny bit of, what did you do? Tiny bit of grave desecration, just a little tiny bit,

not that big of a deal. Okay, what's that big of a deal? It's not illegal to put some stuffed animals at someone's grave, headstone. I agree. Grave is that. Well, it's a man by the name of Isom Nox. The guy that Eric July named his superhero comic after. Is that right? Yeah. I didn't know that was a, that was a real person. Well, nobody knew it was until the, uh, the I saw a ministry sued Eric July.

Yeah. For trademark infringement. And then Eric July decided to go on the internet and say that he's in discernment of using the name because it's his, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, Oh, is that right?

I saw him knocks. Oh. And within 24 hours, I did something. I saw him got a gift of a funny rabbit. That's a great fucking funny rabbit. In an injured turtle. And I'm getting in trouble for it. I had nothing to do with this.

Well, I know, that's obviously. I didn't kill I saw him, nox. Well, it's clearly not you. It's clearly not you in the picture too. Yeah, look at how skinny this guy is. You can tell I'm eating you in the middle. Tell the hair you can do it. That's not me.

My arms are not white or hairy. No, no. What do you think about that? I mean, it's lived. Is he died as he lived? A Christian. I mean, I would have put the A on the next level. If I'm doing the typeface for this coffin.

He lived up. Yeah It's he died as he lived up like well that's it should that gets covered with moss or something You're going to know right well. He you know he died as he lived that works Yeah, and it lea puts you're in your imagination like it's up to you, right? Did you know him? Yeah Yeah, okay, so that's how he died He looks alright, but he's he died lived, uh, that doesn't make sense. And then Christian, so I guess bad riding runs in the family.

Well, ha ha ha ha ha. You know, it's like how you break, you know, it's how you break coffee and like an ad or something, you can have like flush left, flush right, centered line for line, but it, it, it, it, it's important how you break it.

But this is bad. this is done badly. This is also done a long time ago. It was like a fuck. No, they knew how to do a grave shit back there. You think that you've come out. She's in the grave shit, you think we've learned a hundred years. Well, it's been even grazed for a long time.

Right. You would hopefully, you know, lay it out. There'd be some kind of a non-permanent lamb before you have to go up the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I fucked up many a birthday card doing that. So people have a big problem with this, I guess. Yeah. If you don't want your ancestors getting made fun of, you know, they should have raised you to handle criticism better. Oh, boy. Right? Barry, Barry me with a gun in case someone pulls up on my grave.

Yeah. So I can pop out and blast them. Oh boy. We think shades on or off. How the, what, what, whatever you're feeling. I don't know. I think it's kind of, that's, they're kind of fun. Well, it's really, I can see.

Jesus Christ, they're cock-eyed. I know. They really are. Dump that bitch, dear. Dump that bitch. Dump that bitch, dear. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Man, I would love to get him on the show, you know Jump that bitch. That bitch there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Man, I would love to get him on the show, you know?

Me too. Oh, I'm saying it. He really was, I would like to be a human shield. What's wrong with me? Why can't I be a human shield? I must be harboring terrorism somewhere, right? Certainly encouraging. I'm encouraging it absolutely.

I'm this close. You're this close to being a human shield, buddy. Yeah, this is complete. This is definitely terrorism. Did you know that that's a thing? You could be a human, that all these humans are being shields. Like operation human shield.

Yeah, get behind the, yeah, right, exactly palestinians. Yeah, strap them to your tanks and, what are we supposed to do? They're, the homostas hiding in the hospital. Don't blow up the hospital. Well, what, how are we supposed to do? They're, they're, the, the, Hamas is hiding in the hospital. Don't blow up the hospital. Well, what, how are we supposed to kill Hamas then? I mean, I guess don't,

like I don't know what to tell you. I don't, don't blow it up. We're gonna blow it up. That's a human shield. That's what they're doing. They're taking human shields. So we've got to kill the human shield. Yeah, yeah.

What's the point of having a human shield? What's the point of having humans then? They're all gonna be shields. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, what's the point of having humans, what's the point of having humans then? They're all gonna be shields. Yeah. How come I'm telling you guys this? Well, look, it's like. You should already know this

because you're human shields. The last thing you want is people who could be shields going around saying, it's okay to kill human shields. You guys get that, right? Yeah. Everyone's a human shield, so I'm just don't know it yet.

Mm-hmm. You guys have been, you guys have been killing human shields for a long fucking time. Yeah, sure. Sure. I don't know if you know that. I just, it just cracks me up every time, you know. We need more guys to take out their peace to our...

We need more guys to take out their peace to our... So let's get our human shields together and give them guns if they don't. We're gonna put them in jail. And they're, they're doing that too. Yeah, I know, we gotta fuck, they're getting all their human shields together. We gotta get more human shields on and give them guns if they don't, we're going to put them in jail. And they're, they're doing that too. Yeah, I know. We got to fuck, they're getting all their human shields together. We got to get more human shields on our side. And so they fucking kill each other. Let's go. Right. Yeah. Just us left over the bad guys. Yeah. Yeah.

That ain't never going to change. I was just going to say that ain't never going to change. And then I started thinking, Dave G. Hod was almost at an end. Yeah. And I started thinking, Dave Gihad was almost at an end. I started thinking to myself, I started having these intrusive thoughts. Was I supposed to do the G-Hod? Was the message to me? Was the message to me? You know, I'm sitting here waiting for Superman or G-Hod man. But was I supposed to do it?

You were him all along. Was I the man now, dog? Yeah, I'm feeling kind of a jihad. Like why does? Feeling a little jihady. Why does the transition from phone being on Wi-Fi, to phone being on cell service network, never fucking work? Why does it take?

I know. I'm in it in a half. Why do I have to suffer this waiting in the car? Cause I was late to the conference call and called in on the way home and now I'm stuck in the car Because I can't possibly get out of the car and go into the house because it will switch over to Wi-Fi and kick me off the call Right. Where is why is that how come we're driving around switching Cell phone towers really nearly hundreds of times in a second, but that one last, the most useful switch

to go back inside my house seamlessly. So people don't know I don't respect their time, and I was just driving around fucking off, and I was at Pilates, and I scheduled the meeting anyway, because I just flat out don't respect you. I don't want them to know that, but they will because of the fucking Wi-Fi switch. She hot on that.

Yeah. She hot on overnight oats. Overnight oats. What's that? You don't want to know? Yes I do. No, you do not. I do.

Something that women are doing. Overnight oats. They're doing overnight. They're like oats overnight, like mushrooms. I don't know how, why? It takes all night to make oats, but it does. Was it like oatmeal? Like some kind of, I don't know.

Oh boy. I don't know. Okay. But a jihad. A jihad on overnight oats. Yes. Okay. Um, anyway, that's what I was thinking about that.

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That's so disappointed. Every man in the all of Western civilization. Thank you fucking Jesus for that G-Hod that you did. Yeah. Come on man. Even just a joke G-Hod would have been good. Mm. Like a gun that shoots a bang flag, it goes bang.

Right, you know? You're right. Pop it in there. This guy, what are they doing? I can Tom. Yeah, and that'll distract me for sure. Like when they post, it's on me to knock it in there. Oh, yeah.

That'll get you every time. Oh God, I got Randy so good last night. Did you? Yeah, we went out to this bar. A bar, a gay bar. They got taken over by straits. Oh, I don't know what's going on. If it's the economy, where is it?

If it's the war, 4,100 on sunset. That used to be the gaiest, weirdly gay bar. That was also like a Middle East, like, with curtains all over it, with weird velvet curtains that, you know, that you just always think of come stains on. I don't know why that is. Whenever I see a velvet curtain in my mind, I'm like, I don't want to look at the velvet curtain for too long,

because I know there's a weird come looking stain on it somewhere, and I don't want to think about it. Because of the way that like velvet stains, like there's always anything on it. Clusty, yeah. Exactly. I don't like any material where it all stains look like cum stains on them. That's a good policy. I definitely don't want that at a gay bar. No. No. No. This has definitely probably come.

Yeah. I don't know what hole it came out of. Could have been any of them. Right. Anyway, some people fart in public Yeah, when you're on set when you're on that many poppers. I mean drinking IPAs. Yeah blasting Come far it's all over them all over town G-Hot on that and G-Hot on that you know, yeah, they should it that you know why Gay people should have had a big pride parade on Day of G-Hod.

Really stick it in their face. Well, that we're here. We're human shields. Get used to it. I think that they're probably might not have been enough planning time to really, well see that's what I thought too, because when they said the J of G-Hod is Friday,

I'm like, I can't even get a shirt made by Friday. Are you guys nuts? Yeah. Again. How long did that paraglider shit take? I know you can't even get a shirt made by Friday. Are you guys nuts? Yeah. Again, I long to that paraglider shit take. I know you didn't plan that in three days. No. Right?

No. You had to dig up water pipes, turn them into rockets, all kinds of stuff. Yeah. You had to learn how to do paragliding. Yeah. Um, Anyway, the Skaybar with the, with the velvet curtains. Yeah.

It's now a Straybar guys walking around looking like douchebags. We're really cowboy hats, trucker hats. Wow. Like what the fuck? Chicks making out. Chicks who were not, chicks who were not lesbians, drunk, just drunk chicks making out last night.

Right. Did you see it? Did you see that? I was like, wow. Wow. Chicks making out in a homophobic way. Oh boy. It was so straight.

Wow. I said, what the fuck has happened? Are we, did we win a war? Yeah, how did this happen? How did this happen? The kids are gonna be all right. All this grooming stuff's blown. What?

They're playing pool, a bunch of cholos are playing pool inside. So Randy and his girlfriend get in the pool league. Like we're gonna play some pool, right? We went to an escape room. Yeah, oh yeah. I'm sure you're out on escape room. Yeah.

80s girls always wanted to go, never been subtle about it, not even one time. So I finally broke down and they have so happy about all the high-sum grave desecration and all the jihad and stuff that's going on. How did somebody know this was his great, great, great, you know? Well, he, I mean, it's, air actualized. It's so fucking dumb. Uh, I did, I did a three hour stream on, uh, Thursday.

Yeah. Because air July released this 13 minute video of how this Christian ministry that's suing him over the trademark. Yeah. She is obviously violating. I mean, they're in publishing. They're online publishing.

Well, that's the thing. They're right in the same fee. That's what he's doing. But then he's also going further. Like, they're also in charity, and he's in charity fraud. So those those aren't the same business but they're Jason's Beverly Beverly Hills fraud adjacent

So the guy the poor fucking Lidera Heights that's fucking Englewood and you know what it's fucking Englewood. Jihad on Englewood. Yeah. Black people would let. Oh man. If you would have jihad, a black black neighborhood, probably went though. Have you seen BLM is now partnered up with Palestine? No. Oh yeah. BLM released like officially. Yeah. Oh boy. I never said we support Palestine and all the all the media people that have been like telling why people they need to get as fucked by BLM for like, you know, two years said, uh, uh, wait a minute, uh, what do you mean? Well, BLM. I'm pretty sure black people know who's getting impressed. I mean, that's what you guys said, right?

But you always got to listen to black voices. And they, I don't know what systemic oppression looks like, because I'm not black. Well, they're telling me that the systemic oppression is right there. So what am I? I'm not some kind of a racist, right? I'm not a big hit. Yeah.

Well, Bill, I'm got hijacked almost from the get-go, didn't it? Yeah. It kind of like a shyster is a hoax. I equate to, I equate to, to mothers against drunk driving. Oh, yeah. You know, like that was like, did that start good? Yeah, it was and it's got taken over by people by people straight up people. What do you call it?

By prohibitionists basically where it was like, no, they're looking at alcohol. Take your kids. It was like, whoa, right, pretty much where the woman was like, there's alcohol. We're not having kids. I don't know if you've got alcohol. There's like no ugly you guys are. She left fairly early on where it was like, this is getting hijacked by, it's like, I don't want to outlaw alcohol.

I want to bring awareness. And I like that too. Probably. I bet everything's like that. A lot of things I think. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, BLM released the statement. It was kind of an odd statement,

because they said we stand with Palestine, but then they had a guy that was hang gliding, said not paragliding with a launt with a scooter. Really? Yes, hang gliding. Like you've got a shit. Yeah. It's crazy.

And they didn't like that. The people who are in a position to discipline, the people who are in a position to tell BLM know, I don't know, I mean, no, certainly not me. But they really didn't like that. Let me see. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

BLM. But it's more than just BLM, like college kids are all, the left, oh, I know. Super left. Yeah, I know. They know what victimization means. They know how to play that. You guys trained them how to play that game.

You sent them to college just so they could learn how to be victims better. And now it's backfiring shocker. Let me find the hang glider one though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. BLM Palestine post. How active it, how the activist left turned against Israel? Well, I don't know. I don't know how that happened.

Yeah, here it is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha as Jesus. That's it. That's the BLM Chicago. So it's like the BLM Chicago, right? So it's like a, I mean, I mean, as far as like black cities go, though, that's a pretty good one. Yeah, but I mean, like, is that like the, that's a blacker than BLM New York or LA? That's not, I mean, it's not BLM, like Detroit, but right.

I don't know if they have a Twitter. Are they all, I mean, are they like all aligned? I mean, I would have imagined so. No, I mean, you know, the B I mean, are they like all aligned? I mean, I would have imagined. No, I mean, you know, the BLM, are they under an umbrella? You know, I'm fucking no. Uh, none of them said, no, we don't. Yeah, Rev. I mean, I stand with Palestine. Look, he's in a parachute. It's not even a fucking paraglider. Are you lazy idiots? And I put this guy up here too, this palace sitting in flag. Oh boy, Ali's looking very human shielded to me. Yeah. Yeah. Very human shielded to me. Boy, I, you know, when as soon as all this stuff happened, as soon as I went to watch you two videos, 100

BC. Yeah. When this latest, when Cyrus, the great kicked Palestine out with forced Palestine to take, take Jews back into them the first time. Yeah. Since then YouTube has been I know I the marketing department like Israel's marketing department dude immediately like immediately commercials like oh my god I got to show you this commercial like I was like my own episode. It's like oh my god and I can't skip this.

What the fuck There's a real twisted one where it's like unicorns and little kid stuff and then let me see if I can find it because I thought it was a joke But then it appeared on an episode of biggest problem Let me see if I can find it god damn jihad on the keyboard. She hot on all Bluetooth. She hot on Bluetooth, my, doesn't fucking worth. She hot on Bluetooth. She hot on Bluetooth. God, come on. Let me see here. Add.

Oh yeah, Israel's YouTube ad about murdered children. I thought this was a joke, but then it popped up on biggest problem. There are ad people. Here we go. So it's like a unicorn and rainbows and all this shit. Right. Right, nice music.

And this plays on YouTube. And then the text says, we know that your child cannot read this. We have an important message to tell you as parents. Okay. Oh, damn. And then it goes, shhh, right. A child could tell that that's scary.

You just scared jump to child. Well, that's how you guys. Yeah. 40 infants were murdered in Israel. You could watch Jaws blind and be scared. Yeah. Music. By the homoste terrorists Jaws blind and be scared. Yeah, music by the Hemos terror is parentheses ISIS. Yeah, what?

Since when is it ISIS? I don't know, I mean, they're throwing a lot of stuff at the wall and it's not a lot of it's not very much of it sticking. I got to tell you, I think Trump's done because there's nothing that fat boomers love more than a war, right? Biden could be in a literal coma, wearing a shirt that says, war with Iran thumbs up

and he's going to beat Trump. There's just no America is just too fat and stupid and bloodthirsty to let a war go away. We love to be in, if we're not fighting in wars ourselves, we love to get involved in other people's wars. Yeah. Gotta be fucking, you know, whether it's money, whether it's equipment, whether it's whatever, or we're in there, we're in there.

We're in there. We just, we gotta be in there. Always gotta be in there. Yeah. Can't just go, you know what? It's their problem. Yeah, that's not possible. So, you gotta, you have to pick a side and you have to be involved in some way.

You have to be involved. Um, just as you would do everything for your child, it says, we will do everything to protect ours, including kill children. I think that's the... Now hug your baby and stand with us. Okay. Uh.

Man, Israel's marketing is just, they got to fire their, they're, I'm just saying, they got to fire their PR agency. They got to do a G-Hot in their PR agency. They're just fucking up, man, you, that's a bad ad. That's a bad ad. Hey, you, we know your kid can't read this.

Man, don't talk about my fucking kid. Yeah, you don't know. What the fuck are you? You're assuming my kid is not of reading age? My kid's smart as hell. Yeah. You could probably could read this. That should've said, you, we know your,

we know your baby cannot read this. Cause they said, we know your baby cannot read this. Because they said, we know your child cannot read this. Exactly. Yeah, that's just there's exactly. It's a simple stuff they're fucking up. Right. They need to call in the calvary. You guys gotta stop saying, not saying human shield.

Yeah. Yeah. We gotta blow up, why'd you guys blow up that hospital? Well, there's terrorists in it. Well, I mean, but still, you gotta know how this is gonna look, right? Could you just wait? Are they all they come out? All terrorists, they gotta run to fucking McDonald's sometime.

They gotta eat, right? Are they eating babies in there? What do you mean? What do you mean there's terrorists in there? Where were they? Where were they this morning? Yeah, I mean, in the hospital always. Yeah, I mean, you mean, you know, I build another hospital before you blow that one up So probably there's somebody in there getting an x-ray. I bet

Well, I mean there's some people have covid. What if there's a covid outbreak You tell them mean that they're now we don't need hospitals anymore, right? Come on, right? Well, you don't need that particular one. There's there's terrorists in there Yeah, I kind of think that's a word you guys made up too. Terrorism, there's criminals in there. Right. So can LAPD just go around blasting hospitals? Cause criminals go in there?

I don't think they're allowed to do, I mean, I think you do that. I mean, yeah. And everyone hates them. So enjoy that. Enjoy that. Yeah, it's a straight people taking over a gay bar. They got the Com Curtains down and everything.

Can you believe that? I don't believe that, it's very bizarre to me. I want a gays bars ever. I walk in. It was like a fucking Midwest college party. Wow. Oh, what the fuck? Multiple pairs of drinks chicks making out.

Whoa, wow, wow. How do you get a picture of this? Huh, right? Yeah. And that God was rewarding me for taking my girlfriend to an escape room. Maybe, do you hide on the escape room? I walk in an escape room.

Yeah, we escaped. We escaped. Yeah. We walk in and I say, what's your alcohol policy? What's your outside? I said, do you serve alcohol? You know, be respectful, right? Do you serve alcohol?

She looked at me like I just committed a jihad. Yeah. Like I just beheaded a baby. Right. If I had, if I asked you to get 40 babies, do you think you could do that? Do you think there would be anywhere, you've been to a nursery.

40 babies in a mule. 40, yes. Yes, can you? 40 babies in a mule. 40. Yes. Maybe he had the mule. What? It's it's not Spike Lee's production company. It's a it's a Israeli production company. Palestinian. Yeah, valesity babies in a mule. That's a little that's a little post- post civil war history joke for you. Always it. That how you describe this. I think I interrupted you on a historical tangent though. No. When you said, when this all started, no, no, that's what you covered it. Yeah, I covered it with the YouTube with the ads. I was like, wow, they're marketing team.

Yeah, no, I got it. You know, you the ads. I was like, wow, they're marketing team got, yeah, no, I got it. You know, you really have to, you really have to commit yourself to not caring. I'll say this to all the kids out there because we've already seen it, but we've seen it a couple times, in fact, when this shit, when this quote unquote crimes that are, they call terrorism because they want to go murder a bunch of people and give themselves money. That's the difference between crime and terrorism. The government giving themselves money. That's the difference between crime and terrorism. The government giving itself money. When they wanted to gin this all up, this big pilfering and looting of the treasury that they've started, that they got a little appetizer taste of with Ukraine

and now they want to really go in for the nuts, right? We're really going for the gold. Every scrape the bottom of the money barrel that is your, the inside of your children's skull of any wealth they might ever try to have and gobble it up, right? With debt, with debt instruments that will never expire. It's like a stem cell, a South Park. Yeah. You know, there's a crack in there. Yeah.

You're metaphorical, baby. Your children's children are now indebted to me with this war. Mm-hmm. Did no one fucking cares, no one should care about. We just, there's so many fucking problems here. Like, it's just, yeah, I just, we saw him do it with 9-11. Yeah.

Maybe kids out there are too young to remember this, but 9-11 came out, it's, well, what do you, well, there's fucking WMDs, there's all this fucking lies, all the time constantly. Everybody, war, war, war, war, war, this fucking lies all the time constantly everybody war war war war War fat boomers war war war war right over there for 20 fucking years 20 fucking years trillion trillions of dollars nothing all all big lie all based on lies Yeah, nothing got any better. No nothing got any worse Except for your you know us

They did the same thing in the first Iraq war. Yeah. Oh, gas and I was doing all this nasty shit. Yeah. This occurs. I've just, he's, he's fucking, there's babies, they're killing babies. They're killing babies. But that war was like a few weeks, you know, like a,

that was a nice little tease, nice little taste. Yeah. Well, and, you know, where the first push, he on, people were calling for the invasion of Iraq. And he was correct in saying there's no exit strategy. Yeah. He was right. He was right not to it be.

Of course. You get him out of the way, you go home. And that's like that was, so that actually like in hindsight, looks a little bit better than our last little go around. My point is, you got to really commit yourself to not caring. Yeah, it's not enough to not care. You have to mock the values and traditions

and the sacred cows of the people who are trying to push you to war. That's all it is. Nothing else matters. I don't want to go to war. I want my money. Yeah. I have to commit myself daily to not caring.

Yeah. And it's hard. Well, yeah, that's what I care about. Beheaded babies in the mule that they beheaded. See, you're expending, like, but you got it. You got it. The way you have to not care. The way everything is.

You have to not care. With all this tension and everybody wound up all the time. Like, you're expending a ton of energy in something. You. Like, you're expending a ton of energy in something. You're like, you're expending a ton of energy, trying not to care. I know. It's exhausting. It's so exhausting.

It eats away at your soul because you find yourself not caring about things you should care about. Oh, I know. When did I turn into this? Not to make answers. Everybody completely, I mean, ever- It's hinged.

In apathetic and like the worst way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's made us, it's made us deface this poor slave, this poor son of a slave's grave. That's what it's, that's what it's driven us to. That's what Israel and Palestine have driven us to mock this poor son of a poor son of a slave. What's the Ninja Turtle?

What's the, because? What's the... Because everything that we do, every time we make fun of Eric Chalai, they say we're committing torsious interference with a business. They think that you can sue people for like, fucking with someone's business and you can't. But what's the way?

So he's tortoise interference. So we made fun of them by saying, chain to get, because they can't spell. So they don't know if they're saying tortoise or torto uh, torches or, or tortuous or torturous. Torturous. Yeah. What they're talking about because they're stupid. So tortoise interference. And then I'll get back to Randy, how I fucked him up.

Oh, right, right. Hi, Kevin. I have another beer, please. It's already 12.45. Fuck. Yeah, I was late. You were late. I was late.

G-Hod. Wasn't your fault. Um. Oh, yeah. I was late. G-Hod. Wasn't your fault? Oh yeah, so Eric releases, Eric July releases this 13 minute video, Splaning How His. You know that there, you know, sometimes you just, you just hit it perfect.

Like it's the, it's just the, it's the right amount of understatement, but the right amount of like, I'm gonna make it just obvious enough to where you can't ignore it and you're forced to understand that it's a joke. Oh hi, Maddie. Yeah. Let me find this one.

Let me find this one clip. Eric July. Yeah, he's, find this one clip. Eric July. Yeah, he's, here's a clip from Eric's last stream where he's responding to the controversy and super chats and he's, yeah, okay. He's just like, this is, remember how he started with monetizing the haters and saying that me and Vito are gonna be bankrupted in a lawsuit.

Yeah. Now, in fact, he are gonna be bankrupted in a lawsuit. Yeah. Now, in fact, he's gonna be bankrupted by a lot. And my guys, we're putting stuff to animals on gravestones. Yeah. It's car blot. No, if you're going after a Christian ministry, we are 100% in a clear making fun of dead ancestors and fucking up great. Oh, yeah.

And making totally legal leevings, you can't actually deface it. There's laws against, of course. Don't mess with it, it's not funny then. Right. Stuffed animals, you know, clean it, cleaning it. Oh, that's good stuff, right? Yeah, that's disrespectful in an acceptable way, right?

Right. But you start fucking around with a charity, calling a Christian charitable ministry, fake, saying they're fake. Like these people are doing actually actual good, actual charity, right? Their whole lives, their whole lives dedicated to being good. It's like the opposite of me. I mean, they're probably corrupt as fuck too, but.

Yeah, I mean, it's a pretty, but at least they, but at least they, they're trying. At least they've like, yeah, dotted the eyes and crossed the teeth and the money they're giving to poor people. Yeah, I can't do that. No, I'm shit, Eric, I can't do that. I'm sure they're helping some people. So you go after Christian ministry. Yeah. Then that's when Graves sounds into the picture. All right. Right. We all, we know how this works. Everybody knowsvestone's in the picture. All right. Right. We know how this works. Everybody knows how it works in their brain.

Yeah. You know, even if they can't explain it. Here's Eric talking about the recent controversy. Won't be without challenges, won't be without hiccups, but it's all worth it because I'm having a fucking blast. Does it seem like he's having a blast to you? Seems like he's tired. As he's like rubbing his eyes and got his face up.

You have enough fucking... I've never been happier. I've never been happier, Dick. It's just so great. Never been happier. So great, being... I'm blessed. Definitely, I'm so fucking blessed. So fucking blessed. I'm so fucking blessed. I'm so happy

I can just fucking happy dick. I'm glad I had to go tell everybody about my grandpa and the name because I'm getting sued by a church. Yeah, I have to make videos calling them racist and that they're not Christians. And then, Dix, somebody that I don't know that not Dix doesn't even know is just going to, and not just one person, many people are just going to on their own. I think it's funny to go put stuffed animals on my ancestors graves. Yeah. Right. For no reason. Right. And I don't even understand why it's funny. Yeah. I can't explain it, so I can't defend it, so I don't understand it.

Sounds like a blast. You know, yeah, you just, you can't call people to N word. Well, I mean, you shouldn't be doing that. You shouldn't be doing that in the first place. It's Derek, yeah. Should have called me the N word all those times. He called you the N word.

Call me the N-member, he called me a ho ass N word three times. Oh, that's right. Three times. Three times. Yeah. Yeah, it's, you know. That word's kept, kept people down for, there's just a lot of words you can use.

Valve, you know. Yeah, if you're good at coming up with words. I, you know, I guess so. So I go into the escape room and I say, what's your alcohol policy? Do you serve alcohol here? She goes, what do you? Yeah.

It's hard to do? Yeah. She's all happy. You know, you go into the escape room at 10 at night. People are happy and bouncy. I'm like, oh, wow. This is like a whole. This species deviated from my species at like the paramecium level.

Like this is a far branch. I don't know what's going on with you. It's 10 o'clock on a Saturday. You have this kind of energy in your sober. Right. Who's I did a bump in the parking lot? And I'm still not happy. Right.

If you can believe that. Yeah. Um, what's your, uh, you serve alcohol? No. What's your alcohol policy? And she goes, uh, none. Yeah. And I said, you don't have an alcohol policy?

Okay. I'm going to go grab some of this. No, no alcohol. No alcohol is the policy. I'm like, yeah. Well, excuse me. Geez. Yeah.

You're lucky. I asked quite frankly. Right. I was going gonna go just get the beer and bring it and then force it through with intimidation. But now, I guess I can't. And I only asked you to make my girlfriend's experience more fun.

Yeah. Okay. So you're lucky, lady. Because I'm gonna be miserable in there without it and she's really drunk time So she comes out and does the explaining for the Escape room and she goes, oh this is this is actually our easiest one like I said what the fuck is What is that for why to say that right? I just saved the hardest one because you're retarded enough to think that you can bring booze Into that place

Well, that wasn't everybody asking about the booze. That was just me. Yeah, should you kind of paint the canvas for the group? You just took all the fun out of it. You're supposed to be a real magical wizard that we're fucking over and it's supposed to be really difficult. It's not- Now if we fuck up, we're gonna have terrible self-esteem issues. Yeah, now there's no winning this for us. If you fucked it up, if we don't get out, we feel extra dumb. If we do. Now, there's no winning this for us. Right. You fucked it up.

If we don't get out, we feel extra dumb. If we do get out, it's nothing. Right. Like, it was like when Larry Holmes fought Muhammad Ali, like he knew he was going to destroy Ali and he felt terrible about it. Yeah. Like, what are you going to do? Like, I got to beat up my hero.

Yeah. The guy who I was his sparring partner for years, like, it's years. And if I take it easy, then it's like, wow, I look like a chump. Pome's ain't shit. Yeah, it's like, so fucking, what am I gonna do? We don't want to put the stuff to animals on Isom's grave, but we have to do it. Or else we look like bitches. Right. Um, so whatever, we do these caproom and figure out all the wizards, tricks,

but it was, you know, she took all the fun out of it. Yeah, of course, right. Right. By ruining it. Like women, you know, they just don't think, they just speak and they don't ever think about anything that they say and it's an impact on anybody. That's like always, like every time.

Terrible. So we go to the bar experience. Yes. The gay bar that's now straight and Randy and his girlfriend are playing pool. Yeah. They're playing team doubles pool with another group against another group. Like it's a big, you know, is it like a tournament almost or like you have a straight the bar got so straight to have a fucking pool.

Yeah. Talk board. Dude, that's a straight bar. That's a very strong bar. That's a very strong bar. That's not going to go in gay for a long time. No. Not with pool and team events. Yeah, this is the Israel of straight bars now.

It's going to take the gays a long time to terrorize their way back into. Right, you know? Yeah. So Randy, gonna crash to their front window on some pro parades. Right, let's come farting their way. Oh, my God. That's fine.

With their curtains. Vile. All right. All right. Let's discuss it. Ah! Good times. So long, suckers.

They come on these 40 hot girls. Do you think that like, that some people were okay with the rape of those music festival girls, but then like the beheaded, they cut the heads off babies and they're like, oh, wow, well, I was okay with them rap those music festival girls, but then like the beheaded, they cut the heads off babies and they're like, oh wow, well I was okay with them raping all those girls,

but if they're, hey, beheading babies now, definitely invade a ran. Was that a, was there a contingent of that before the, you know, baby beheading started? Everybody has a different line. I don't know, everybody has a, everybody has a lot of, that line is different, you know,

they can justify one thing or think something's like not as bad as, you know. I mean, I hate women, even I wasn't okay with that. Like, well, you gotta get those women back. Well, they beheaded babies too. Well, you could have just stuck with the women, the women that they kidnapped and raped. You didn't need to go to, you didn't need to have

babies with no heads. That's weird. Yeah. Why would you be headed? Now, I'm thinking about like a little miniature that's weird. Yeah. Why would you be head of? Now I'm thinking about like a little miniature guillotine. Yeah, with the babies attacking them and they had to slice their heads off. What do you mean?

How did the babies lose their heads? Carol is this. Ha ha ha, today, well now then, it puts you to my mind. Like now I'm kind of like sympathizing with Hamas now because I don't like holding babies because you don't know how to hold their head. Because the head kind of jerks around and it's like the neck isn't right?

You know that you could kill the, you believe that you could kill the baby if you don't hold the head right. Yeah, I mean. So now I'm sympathizing. Now you're making me sympathize with Hamas. Because maybe Hamas was holding babies in the head, they didn't do it right in the head fell off.

That would be very embarrassing for me. Yeah, if I did that. Yeah, it would be. I would, you know. Probably never hear the end of it. The women thing, I'm like, well, really, they're, those girls were pretty hot. And that's, I'm kind of pissed off,

I'm pretty pissed off about that. Yeah. Because again, focused on me. Yeah, right. I would like to fuck those girls. Right. Consensually. Yes. You would like to fuck those girls. Right. Consentually. Yes.

You guys are really messing it up. Yes. For everybody. Giving us a bad name. I'm kinda, if you gotta blow up some hospitals to get those girls back, I'm definitely leaning towards looking the other way. Yeah.

You know? I've been to festivals, music festivals in Israel. Yeah. I might actually, I might have met one of those girls. So, right, didn't fuck her, but there's always a chance. Unless you kill them, then there's no chance. So let's knock that hospital out. I don't like hospitals really.

They're always overcharging you and stuff. And they never find anything. They never give you a bike in. So, okay, just get the girls back. They also knocked baby's heads off, like, well, no, I don't know about. Are that baby's heads in the hospital? Is the baby's already dead?

Kind of like that sucks, but it could make another. Like, baby's just, you know, what'd you have the baby for like a couple of weeks? Come on. Yeah. That's not like a full grown woman that you could do stuff to with I mean But don't you think you can't argue with that. I mean a baby like yeah, that sucks, but Yeah, I didn't have it for that like that's not a lot of time

To get attached really. If somebody's like adult, okay. So Randy and his girlfriend are playing pool against another couple. And Randy's down to the eight ball, right? And the whole time I'm kind of like, you know, fucking around with Randy. Yeah. He gets down to the eight ball, right? And the whole time I'm kind of like, you know, fucking around with Randy. Yeah. He gets down to the eight ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, touch with him. All right, go right here, criticizing his shots.

Yeah, all right. Busting his balls, right? He's not saying anything because he's trying to look cool. Yeah. I got him totally above all this harassment, right? Yeah. And your harassment doesn't affect me. Is he really competitive?

Um, he seems like. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's judging by his reaction, yeah. Oh, okay. So it's down to the A-ball. It's like an easy shot, right? Right when he goes up, right at the perfect time, like a spirit was speaking through me.

Right, like a god, like god was channeling through me. Right. The perfect, right at the perfect moment, I said, miss it. I got this, it goes. Clank. You know this stuff. He was like, yeah, don't, yeah, we're the, we're the, we're the Q vibrates.

Yeah. Not even close, right? Yeah, because he was gonna hit it so hard, right? And I told him not to be, I told him not to hit it hard. Dude, you don't, you gotta go stop. It was a tiny table anyway. Yeah. And for like, he was defying me by going over the whole time, hit it a little low on the ball so that you don't fucking, so you don't scratch afterwards if it's like a lined up shot because that shit happens, you know.

Oh, it's perfect. Yeah. Missing pink. Of course, he was probably gonna miss anyway, you know. If you're hitting everything as hard as you can, uh, he's like, what the fuck? He's yelled at. Oh, the Mexican George was like, oh, what was that? Yeah, it was horror. Yeah.

That's funny. Um, so they lost. Oh, scratched, scratched on the eight bone. Oh they lost. Scratched. Scratched on the 8th bone. Oh, he scratched. Yeah. Didn't even hit, didn't come close. Wow.

Oh, didn't, didn't come close to hitting the, hitting the ball. Wow. Okay. Instant loss. Wow. Human shield. Randy was a,

he had to be taken out. Um. Oh yeah, let's see. I got some crystal kiwi stuff here. Do you? I do. Man, I have all Christy Kiwi stuff here. Do you? I do. Man, I have all this stuff I didn't get to. You know, they have a special alert for black people now, like amber alert, black people

alert, like Lequisha, I don't know if they're calling it alert. On excellent. I think it's Ebony alert. Obsidian alert? No. Ebony. Ebony alert. I think it's called Ebony alerts. Really? Oh, that's good. Yeah. What's the alert? No. Ebony. Ebony alert.

I think it's called Ebony alerts. Really? Oh, that's good. Yeah. What's the alert? What does it do? They found a way to make the amber alert more annoying. No, it's just like if you get, like it's for only black people getting kidnapped.

I guess. Is this true? Yes. Yeah, hold on. Let me find it. Ebony. Yeah, Ebony alert. Yeah, Ebony alert you know, the news ain't going to cover this. So we, it's, it's up to us.

Yeah, I don't know why they would have their, they want their own alert. Uh, Gavin Newsom. Ebony alerts signs a bill creating Ebony alerts for missing black women and children. Like these are the bills and shit that just get shoved like right through. It's like, oh, yeah, is a no-brainer, right? Yeah, this is a lot of good. They have a missing black youth. State Senator Steven Bradford authored a new law that creates-

Wow, look at that, see that guy was right on the phone. Yeah, he was. Yeah, you gotta miss him, my words are going to get in here. Oh, let me send it out on the ability alerts, that's problem. Yeah, yeah. What do you think he's really doing? We're doing a pizza, something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have any alerts? Young black people make up almost 40% of those who come up missing. Amber alerts a bit, you need to wait for decades, but some critics say, African populations are often overlooked by the note of- Oh, of course. I mean, sorry, what did you say? I mean, that's 40% of missing, percent of- That's right.

Versus like, but 40% of just missing people, right? I mean, that's disproportionate. Yeah, it's just proportionate. You'd say something, something, what do you think is the reason for that? I don't even know. I just, I was surprised that it's up. I was surprised that it's 40%. Yeah, me too.

The notification system, the Ebony Alerts apply to people up to 25 and includes black youth considered at risk or with mental or physical challenges. Americans, whether they're children or young adults, are often listed as runaways. You see the difference of when white girls go missing and black girls go missing. The sense of urgency is not there with this. Why would you make a, if the urgency isn't there, why would you make a, if there's systemic racism that ignores black kids going missing? Why would you change the alert to make it easier for the system

to ignore? Yeah. Yeah. It's just a, it's just an ebony alert. I don't know any black people. Yeah. I'm not going to look out. I mean, call it white little girl alert then. Do you guys not, you don't even understand your own systemic racism, shit? Well, there's, well, everybody ignores black kids going missing. So we're changing the normal kid alert that goes missing to black kids alert. Well, then is, okay, I don't wanna tell you how to do your job. Right, you know.

I wouldn't do that. Yeah. If I'm getting raped, I'm yelling fire, right? Do you guys understand that? Yeah, yeah. Uh. Stay attention, the need, the urgency, I feel will be met and, you know, what's going to be again change of many young women who I mean, I don't know, man, I think it's just kind of going to be funny when Ebony alert goes on those signs on the freeway.

Like, it's not. Yeah. What do I know? Yeah, you know. What do I know? Like usual. What want want want. It's like an I know what do I know? Yeah, you know what do I know like usual?

It's like an amber alert. Oh, I can't read that I can't read that Oh, Eric's talking about Eric's playing more victim more. Oh, really fucking baby Eric's talking about, Eric's playing victim more. What a fucking baby. You gotta go, have you read I-Sum too? I did. I don't know what I read, but I, yeah. I did, yeah.

You read it. I read it, yeah. I read it. I see it's hard for me if I'm really, I can't really make myself be interested. Cause it's not a school assignment. You know what I mean? Like it's like if it was like an assignment

where I had to answer some questions on it or something, then I would be more like it's like, okay, let me actually make an effort to understand this and really try to fill out all of this. So I compelled you to try to understand what was there. And it was like a meandering mess. I felt the same way. It was very difficult to get through. Right, right.

The first one was much easier for me, I think. But the second one, all of a sudden, there's this ranch hand or whatever, if I can get kidnapped and then like he goes and meets some, there's some fucking weird detective guy, sends him to some lady's castle who fucking shoots blood out of her fingers and her wolves and fucking drag and attack him and then she's like, I'm like a helix

song. Yeah, and then like they, the goat, you know, to this place where all these fucking crazy creatures are who set his fucking set his barn on fire and then they, yeah, and then then she's like, we got to fall back. There's way too many of them. He's like, well, run if you're scared. I'm getting Sam and then she's like, I was just back. There's way too many of them. He's like, well, run if you're scared, I'm getting Sam. And then she's like, I was just kidding, I'm gonna stay.

Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, I know that part. You're talking about it. I know that part. Yeah, and then it was like, oh, cool, okay. All right, we found Sam. Everybody's dead except Sam. Yeah, yeah.

I didn't try to get any like ID on the dead bodies. She was thinking about, let's see if I can identify the dead. It's like, oh, okay, they know we're here. Get the fuck out of here. I gotta go. Now you guys go. I'm not leaving Isom. It's like, no, he's giving, buying us time.

Uh, it's calm. Yeah, it was odd. I just, I don't know what's, I don't know what's going on. I introduced like a new character who's like basically like, you know, like verbally kind of bitch slaps fucking Darren a little bit, right? Oh yeah.

Yeah, where it's like, okay, I don't know. And he has a gun. I don't know. He has a gun to kill the other superhero, a special superhero killing gun. Right. Look at this shit. There's Christa Kiwi donating plasma. I'm a lifesaver.

Yeah. He's donating plasma, wearing his Z for Russia shirt. He might as well be wearing a swastika. Hahaha. Can you just process that this man has walked into a plasma donating hospital? Yeah. Wearing a Z for Russia, Putin's Russia shirt to donate blood.

Yeah. The hot spa on him. Yeah. He's, he's something else. Look at this shit. Isn't that amazing? It is. He's been killing it recently.

He's really kind of just embraced himself, I think. Yeah, Cantillion's dying really was the best thing that ever happened to Christ the God. He's the God. Let me see here, I'm trying to get, okay, the QAnon shaman is in the waiting room. Oh, yeah. I'm finding more, more stuff from Christa Kiwi. Oh, yeah. This is why I hate people. See, I, it's people find this the Kiwi. Oh yeah? This is why I hate people.

See, people find this in the wild. Like, he's so prolific with his text, with his DMs, that people just find women posting his DMs, like showing off how valuable they are sexually by posting the depravity of their stalkers, which is something women do to show other women that they're more sexually attractive than they are. Like, you don't have stalkers like I do.

My stalkers are totally mentally unhinged, psychotic, criminal murderers. Where stalkers are just like little boys, you know? Men who are married, my stalkers are real talk to you. Right. Chris, the Kiwi says, did I upset a Fend you or are you busy? I know you don't do DMs, but I didn't want to embarrass myself and check out my concerns.

Maybe it's because you were trying to be nice and later on thought it wasn't a good idea because you were married. Not sure if applicable. Would love to get closure if you know what I mean. This is his message to a girl that added him as a friend. Who has a husband? So I don't know why she's adding random attractive men, random single, you know, plasma-donated men.

Donated men. Right. Maybe it's because you were trying to be nice. Yeah, okay, well, you can turn against me and mess with me. I don't know. I'm sort of used to it with females anyway. I understand if you get offended and blocked me, but you sound like a bitch,

not replying my last tweet, cheese, Chris. Cheese, Chris. He's a, wow. He's great. Killing it. See if I have another one from him. Maybe a couple more from him. Oh yeah, nice skin. Wish I could see you and marry you. Let's just get in wish I could wish I could wear it.

Oh, my God. She's not. Yeah, here it is. Nice skin. Nice skin. Nice skin. What I can see you and marry you. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Nice skin has got to be one of the, it's got to be one of the creepiest statements ever written. Oh.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Nice skin, Claire. I marry you. Anyway, you're a rude fatty by parentheses, I feel hurt. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah. He's just showing, but yeah, there we go. Fucking rages. Yeah, there we go.

Nice skin, wish I could see you and marry you. Anyway, you're a rude fatty by, I feel hurt. parentheses, I feel hurt. He is fucking translating for himself. Out of his mind. Just wanted to say I feel hurt. He is fucking translating for himself. Out of his mind. Just wanted to say I feel hurt and upset. There's a half hour later. Yeah.

You're ignoring me. And if that's what you want, I won't bother you again. Anyway, it seems like you don't care if you ask me. Just wanted to say I love you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to the, yeah, is this the QAnon shaman? All right, let me see. Can I unmute him? Is that possible? Here we go. Hey, how you doing, man? What's going on?

Good. Did I, do I understand, do you want to be known as the shaman now? Did you drop the QAnon part? Is that right? I never gave myself the QAnon part. Oh, that just people did that. So what do you call yourself?

Jake. Oh, Jake, okay did that. So what do you call yourself? Gake? Oh, jank, okay. Hey, how refreshing is that? How refreshing is that? Somebody uses their name. That is your name or is that a, that is your fake name? That's my name.

The good G-Hot Activist KKK. So I met you at the stop to steal thing in Arizona. I don't know, well, you probably don't remember. That was a long time ago. I recall. I recall, I was actually, I actually asked Eric about it when he came over and I was like, do you remember that guy you introduced me to?

Like, and I never got to do an interview with him? Like was he still interested and he said, well, you know, I'll ask him. Yeah, you were gonna call in. You were gonna call in and then you were, we were talking about you calling in because I thought what you were gonna call in. You were gonna call in and then, we were talking about you calling in because I thought what you were doing was funny. I wanted to talk about Trump stuff. You were scheduled to call in

and then I think the next day you got fucking arrested by the FBI. What happened? They arrested me. They cut it. I mean, I went into, they said they just wanted to talk. I asked them, I said, you know, look, dude, like just tell me if you're going to arrest me, I'll still show up, but I want to know if you're going to arrest me. Yeah.

He said, no, no, I don't see any reason to arrest you. We're just going to, we just want to talk to you, get your side of the story. And I said, okay. And I was under the impression at the time that the CIA did not, I mean, the FBI did not waste its time with misdemeanors. So I was like, well, that's all it is. It's just misdemeanors. I didn't really do anything I believed was worthy of a felony charge. So when I went in to talk to him, they read me my Miranda rights and was locked up ever since that point. Oh my God, how long was that for? Well, I spent 10 and a half months in solitary, but total time in lockup was 27 months.

You spent 10 months in solitary? 10 and a half. Oh my God. Is it, everybody says that's like the hardest time, you know, that there is to do. And it's like torture. Like people, people say it's in, it's in, inhumane. Right. There's no contact really with hard.

Yeah. Uh, how did you pass the time for 10 fucking months in solitary? 10 and a half, 10 and a half, sorry. 10 and a half, thank you. That half makes a difference. I'm telling you, every day, it seems like a week, every week seems like a month, every month seems like a year. So, it's like a lifetime. I never, the feeling was I was never going to get out. No, wow. I didn't know when it was going to end, how it was going to end.

So, you know, there's, and then there's also the 25-year sentence, maximum sentence that they were hanging over my head while I was in solitary. There's the media lying about me. I can't say anything. My own lawyer was doing a terrible job of representing me. There's also the added factor that I wasn't able to defend myself in any way, shape, or form. Yeah. And I had no control or power over the situation whatsoever.

All I had was prayer. But then there were things that, you know, miraculous things that God did for me while I was in solitary and when I was in prison that helped to renew my faith. Every time a log of doubt was thrown into the fire of faith, it was burned through. So I can't really read because when your mind is so heavily distracted with all this other stuff, like you can get, maybe you get lost in a book, but I mean, it's like one of those things where you read the page and then you're like, what the hell did I just read?

Yeah. What are you like thinking, though? How long were you in prison, total? 27 months. Oh my God. And what did they, what did they get you on? Illegal parading or something like that? No, I played guilty to obstruction of an official proceeding, which the Supreme Court is currently

thinking about whether it's on their docket, whether or not they're going to take the case or not. But there's a lot of, there's a lot of technical issues with that particular filing because it's very loosely, loosely associated. In many cases, the whole stipulation with the Supreme Court now that they're trying to bring forward is the idea that there is no correlation between that law or that statute and these charges for J6 because from what I understand that statute is more so about obstructing an official proceeding by like destroying paperwork or something along those not just protesting.

Yeah. Yeah. What about didn't that didn't a congressman pull a fire alarm recently to stop a vote? Yeah. Yeah. The Bowman, I believe Jamal Bowman. Yeah, so obviously he's not getting hit with anything. That's fine.

Well, he's a Democrat. Yeah. How did you end up there? Yeah, in the Capitol on January 6th. And I end up. Yeah, well, how did you get there? Like what brought you there? Oh, I drove from Phoenix.

Yeah. You just wanted to be part of the, part of the protest. Well, I mean, I went on December 12th as well, the second mega million march and everything was fine. Yeah. Um, what were you thinking? Wait, so I was, like I was watching at home thinking it was hilarious and loving everything that I mean, it is.

I'll probably go to jail for saying this. I was loving every part of it. I thought it was hilarious when all the Congress people were terrified. I fucking hate the government. I thought they were totally overreacting because it like on purpose too because people have done sittings in the Capitol all the time. But when Republicans do it, it's like, oh, they're, you know, they might actually do something about it. But I never would have thought. I net watching you guys But I never would have thought, I not watching you guys, I never would have thought, you'd end up going to jail for it,

or the amount of time they would hit you guys with for it. Did you think at all that while you were doing it, that that might happen? No, I mean, so when I went into the building, one of the first things that I did was I stopped somebody from stealing. What were they gonna steal steal? And it's negligible. It was like muffins or some Danish or something from the break room. But my intentions upon entering were only to create peace to ensure there was no theft, vandalism, violence, or destruction. So, and I figured the only way to do that

would be to go inside. I saw what was being done outside, and I'm like, Jesus, you need some level heads here because these people are way too amped. So yeah, the one of the first things I did was I stopped people from stealing. How did the destruction not get inside? That's always bothered me too,

because you see outside, there's people like trying stuff open and there's fires, but none of that happened inside. That's always bothered me too, because you see outside there's people like trying stuff open and there's fires, but none of that happened inside. Why is that? Yeah. Well, I really think that it's because the people themselves recognized the sacredness the building. They believe in Republic. So there was some destruction inside. There was some violence, but it nothing like what was outside. And the reason I was in the video getting escorted around the building was because I volunteered to help the police. I told them that there were people in the Senate chamber. and if they wanted, I could help them make sure there's no theft, vandalism, violence, and I would help them clear the room,

and they saw my megaphone, they're like, yeah, come on, let's go. So that's why we were going from Lock-Dor to Lock-Dor to find an entrance into the Senate chamber. Oh, wow. And then I, yeah, and then, you know, after the room was cleared, after I said a prayer and stuff, and the room was cleared, I went outside, and then shortly after I went outside, and I said a prayer and stuff, and the room was cleared, I went outside.

And then shortly after I went outside and I saw Donald Trump's tweet, I went up to the door and was pushing people back and saying, get back, Donald Trump said to go home, stop what you're doing, stop what you're doing, just go home. Yeah. I've got a picture up of you standing. I think you're standing in the Senate chamber behind that desk, the curtain behind it. It's a VP's chair.

Yeah. Oh, man. I hate to say it because you've gone to prison for how much I enjoyed this picture. That's why you went to Johnny. Um, me sitting at home, seeing you guys just standing there is such a, it's like, it's like it's such an inspiring picture. They think it a little bold and more people and it will and it did. Yeah, in the uh, and making an example. It's what, like,

not in a violent way, but in a way like, you know what, I actually do feel like we as free people can take, can do something. There has to be something to non-violently take back the country. And the people who don't want that to happen are now looting the treasury and sending it to themselves in Ukraine and Israel. Like it's, the evil people are in power and they are sent, they sent you guys to prison for the message that you delivered just standing in the House of government. What do you think about that?

Well, the mockingbird media, now that's what I call them because of Operation Mockingbird. I'm sure you guys are familiar with Operation Mockingbird. Explain it like we don't know. Is it CIA putting plants in the media? I'm trying to see it infiltrated the media in the 60s and the 70s to control the narrative in the regarding the civil rights movement, the anti-war movement. And it has been going on ever since. I mean, I'm sure you've seen that video where there's all those newscasters.

This is very dangerous to our democracy. This is very dangerous to our democracy. It has Operation Mockingbird full swing. Okay. Well, I know what that is though. That's Sinclair Media democracy. Yeah, it is. Operation Mockingbird full swing. Okay. Oh, I know what that is though. That's Sinclair Media Group. Oh, is that from 2018? All that thing.

That was those were all Sinclair owned. There are right wing ownership group who owns broadcast stations. So everybody uses those like that. That's dangerous to our democracy. Yeah. So that Sinclair Media Group made anybody who, whether it's CNN, Fox, whatever, made them, you know, read that statement. Yeah.

Oh, really? Yes. Okay. Anyway, what that's evidence of is that all it takes is a single memo from the top and to go down all over the country. The same people in these little small towns or big cities are going to hear the same BS. So that's controlling the narrative. Yeah, it's from a, it's from an ownership group. So that's controlling the narrative.

Yeah, it's from an ownership group. It's not from the White House though. Like that's the... Well, no, no, but what you gotta understand is how the CIA works, bro, is they have infiltrators all throughout the corporate system. Oh, I believe that. Journalists, I believe that.

Yeah, and like, there's been lots of, and lots of like press conferences about this, especially during like the 70s and stuff regarding how the CIA had infiltrated these major media outlets. Yeah, no, your larger point is taken. Well, wasn't it? Remember when Elon bought Twitter? Didn't they release a bunch of emails that like, Twitter employees were emailing with the FBI and then like X FBI employees were working at Twitter. It's like, well, wait a minute. Then there's no separation of the government at all. What do you mean emailing the FBI?

The fuck is this? So that being said, the mocking burden media used my image to create a shock and awe campaign. They made me their straw man by calling me the QAnon shaman. And then they painted my face all over the world. Horned man, bad horned man crazy, all Trump supporters crazy, Trump, Trump bad, orange man, bad orange man crazy. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Did Sean, he hadn't worn the hat. Well, the hats look best part. Amazing. It's amazing. Every time I see the picture

I'm like, that's so fucking cool. I love it. I love it. I love it. Do you still have hats? That's mirror the image. They had to smear the image, you guys. And that's why they did what I think, why they did what they did to me because it was making an example. Like you said, if you, if I inspired people to stand up for their rights, and they can't have that. Yeah. Yeah, that's what happened. I mean, that's obviously what happened.

Sean, do you know anybody who saw Jake specifically and thought that he was like a crazed lunatic? I don't, but I like to think I have a lot of different people that I know. Like I probably know more liberals than conservatives. I don't particularly like hanging out with conservatives. Yeah. Not that fun. You can be very rigid. Yeah, right.

No, you know, I think maybe anybody that took it seriously, the people that I know thought it's like, no, no, I think they're like, ah, he's like, he's misguided or like, he's on, you know, or like, he likes to party. Like, he's like, it was more, nobody, nobody that I know thought like, dude, that guy's a fucking psycho, anything. I never heard anybody say anything like that.

It just didn't seem, it just seemed right. I don't get that from the picture. They're like, anybody dressed like that is like a dangerous psychopath. Yeah. That doesn't, it just doesn't hit me like that. I know that there's a lot of people who think that you guys deserve to go to prison.

That think you, Jake, deserve to go to prison for what you did, right? That's accurate. Sure, of course. There's a lot of different calls, Libertards, you know, I'm just saying, you know, Right? That's accurate. Sure. We're all big tards. I'm just saying, look, if this is how I look at it, if, for example, I mean, we all know Trump on the election, but if Trump was going to be certified as the president and

BLM and Antifa stormed the Capitol, destroyed property, tried to, you know to do something to Congress members or whatever, then I would be one of the first people saying, yeah, lock them up, dude. So I understand objectively, well, technically entering the building was illegal. For that, I'm willing to pay the price. I think that I deserve a felony on my record. Do I think that I deserved a felony on my record. Do I think that I deserved 27 months in prison? No. But two and a half years. No, I did have a 41 month sentence. I got 12 months off my sentence. I spent, we killed it halfway house and the rest of

the time on home confinement for the last two months of my sentence. So, you know, God kind of paved a way for me. And now here I am with a microphone bigger than anything I've ever dreamed of or had before. So as a shamanic practitioner, the way I view it is what I went through was an ordeal. And shamans go through ordeal all the time to keep the tribe safe, to ward off negative timelines,

to keep away evil spirits. That's part of the reason why saying my shamanic song in the Senate chamber was to cleanse it of evil. And this part of the reason why I said a prayer in the Senate was to sanctify it for the divine, for God, for good. And Lord knows these demons hate the invoking of the name of Christ. So had to do that, of course. So how to do that of course. What, what do you do as a shaman? Like, did you?

How long is this? Right, right. Tell me more about that. I kick gas and take names in the ether, man. Now, I, I do all sorts of stuff. It's all a shamanic practice. How did you come to be a shaman? Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. How were you drawn to being a shaman? Right, right. How were you drawn to being a shaman that you decided you're gonna do this? Well, ever since I was a kid

and I learned that certain plants can make you hallucinate, and never since I saw these people with feathers on their, like, headdresses or like, you know, fur and orange. This is not a traditionally conservative talking point, by the way. No, no, so the picture was,

most people's interpretation of the picture is accurate. That's what I just said. Yeah. Not a dangerous psycho. He likes to party. He likes to party. Well, that's a thing though.

I like this kind of opinion. I'm not a partying. I'm not partying with these things. I'm really not. What I am doing is using them to voyage into the ether. Okay. Have you guys ever closed your eyes on mushrooms before? A lot.

Okay, so then you know, dude, you know. Yeah. So you, what do you do as a shaman? Do you have a tribe that you, do you have like a compound? Are you endeavoring to get some sort of a, a commune going for these types of things? Like that's what it seems to me like that's what a shaman should be doing. No? Well, look, first of all, I'm a self-initiated

shamanic practitioner. I don't have any sort of formal training where I was an apprentice of a shaman. Okay. What I did is ever since I was a kid, I was curious about it. And so eventually I got to the point where I did a bunch of research on it.

And then I thought, okay, well, this is what the shamans do. This is how they're initiated into these things. I'm gonna do those things. Hence, you know, over a hundred hours worth of tattoos, prolonged retreats in a nature, psychoactive plants being ingested and being used to travel into the ether and meditate, prolonged fasting, prolonged meditation, et cetera, et cetera.

And in the end of the day, I discovered something. The end of the day, I'm like, holy shit, the legends are true. You know, like, God is real. But even carnation is physics. There are demons, there are angels, there is a spirit world that is merged with the physical. And we have been sold aligned that the world is just, you know, atomic superstructures, these molecular superstructures.

And everything is all physical and the metaphysical is BS. Like that's nothing can be further from the truth. Okay. Do you have a, I mean, it sounds like quasi-religious. It seems like you should have an assistant at least to work on these things. Oh, the shop boy or something. Oh, boy. The angels are my assistants.

God is my master. So you know where he fits? Yeah, you know where he fits. Have you seen Mike Cernovich, I've noticed, got into, he got into Iwasco, something he started talking about with the spiritual realm and stuff like that. Do you know him at all? Oh, no, I haven't seen him.

I used to check him out. Oh, I just stick to myself, man. I keep myself out of the loop on purpose because there's a bunch of drama and bullshit. Yeah, yeah, no shit. It really is, you know, it really is. And I'm so tired of political theater. And that's part of why like, oh, this whole thing for Speaker of the House, I put some

shit out on Twitter where I was like, look, as Speaker of the House, I'm going to tell you right now, I'm the first thing that I would do, single bill voting. Next thing I would do is, you know, like create term limits and age limits for and drug tests, mandatory drug tests for all Congress members and staff. They have to be on drugs. Yeah, they have to be on drugs. Exactly. I'm joking. I joke that our country would be better off if they all had to hit a DMT twice a year, eights,

a handful of mushrooms twice a year, because then their egos would be completely decimated twice a year, and they'd realize that what they're doing is so fucked up. I think he's exactly right. Yeah, I think he's exactly right. You want to see that? And like, and like, physical, like, Nathler would be fucked. We need like physical requirements. You need to be able to run a mile in at least 12 minutes, and you got would be fucked. We need physical requirements. You need to be able to run a mile in at least 12 minutes, and you got to be able to at

least do 10 pull-ups and 50 push-ups or some shit. So people like Nathler would be just admitted immediately. And it would also, like I said, the age limit thing, abolishing the Fed, criminalizing lobbying. You know, these are the things that like if, if nobody in the house or in the Senate is saying these things, nobody's bringing them to the floor. That's wellfully giving up power though, if they do, they don't want that. They want the career. Yeah, they want to live in the castle. And that's my point. Yeah, that's my point. Yeah, they'll, they'll try to snuff you out immediately

if they try to bring up all that shit. I mean, every time that gets quashed immediately, everybody's been, a lot of people have been preaching this kind of stuff for years, term limits. I mean, lobbying, it's like, eh, you're never gonna get reformed. Not without, it's crazy how close we got. Cause I think that I'm gonna try to say

in a more palatable way. Okay. I think that I'm gonna try to say it in a more palatable way. I think that everybody in the government leaned in hard to COVID and changed election laws so that to their favor, so that the natural forces of corruption would squeak Trump out of the election. And I think they're doing it again, I think they're doing it again right now in Israel that they're gonna push us to war so that Trump, because Trump will never endorse war. He says,

Jewish as you can get. I love Jews, I love Israel. But if you say, if you ask him, you think we should go to war to protect Israel with Iran, he'll say, absolutely never go to war. Never go to war. I love people, I love buildings.

Those are my two favorite things. War is bad for both of those things. Never. But you'll say, absolutely never go to war. No, never go to war. I love people, I love buildings. Those are my two favorite things. War is bad for both of those things. Never, but Biden will say, we got to march, we got to fucking load up every last man, woman, and every last man, woman, and man, woman into every tank we got and send them to the Middle East now. And American, I mean, people are just generally demonic, you know, you're talking about spirits. All of America in generally speaking is possessed by demonic

spirits of murder. And they just want a lot of fantasies. Yeah. Well, I think we got a global show. We got a global show them. Yeah. Go ahead. I think if anything, it's 25 to 30% because of mass formation psychosis or mass formation hypnosis. Okay. And that is only because they have been programmed through nerdlinguistic programming to believe lies that if people truly understood what the fuck was actually going on in this

country and what's going on all over the world and how the two things, you know, are tied together. Yeah. Then we wouldn't be in the situation we're in. What do you mean by that? That they've been primed with neuro-linguistic programming and these sorts of things. Explain that a little bit more. Are you familiar with NLP? A little bit.

Just to seduce women, but that's it. And disappoint them. Oh my gosh. Well, he does not endorse them. Oh my gosh. Well, he does not endorse you. That's terrible. Yeah. Let me just say, neurolinguistic programming is the use of words or linguistics to program or create a pattern of neurons in the subconscious brain that controls the subconscious portions of

the brain. And this is done through using trigger words and trigger images to activate the instinctual responses and like the lower portions of the brain, I believe it's called the cerebellum, and to basically create this fighter flight instinct, this emotional response to what it is that the propaganda is saying or what the images look like. And from the human shield, you can, we got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them.

We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them.

We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. We got to kill them. Yeah, I agree with you. I think they're doing that. We're slipping a little bit. And then from there, if you get enough people that are brainwashed, because that's essentially what we're talking about here, is brainwashing. If you get enough people that are brainwashed, then you get mass formation psychosis or mass formation hypnosis. We saw the effects of that in Nazi Germany. We saw it with the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia. We saw it with

a red revolution in China, and they're trying to do the same shit here. Yeah, it's working, man. Like I think what I find, so what I find so interesting about the BLM, about BLM and college students backing Palestine, is that the, the machinations of the linguistic program, the brainwashing that you're talking about has gotten too big for them to control. They're like, uh-oh, we built all these narratives and now the college kid, now we accidentally built a Marxist army that is essentially terrorist terrorists because we didn't really define it. So now we built an entire generation of people who

back terrorism. Whoops. We Can't unwind it. Unintended consequences. Yeah, I think that's what's fucking around with marketing not really being good at it. And now you're gonna, now you're gonna suffer the consequences that, I don't know if Israel's gonna survive that, to be honest,

an entire generation of Marxist anarchists. I don't think so. Anyway, are you pissed at Trump? What's interesting about that though, is that if you look in a mass formation psychosis or hypnosis, then what you find is that all it takes is 25 to 30% for it to happen, but all it takes to stop it from happening

is 5% or more of the country to give that 25 to 30% the finger and say, hell no, you're crazy. Not gonna happen, you're nuts. And we're not doing that, sorry. And we have far more than 5% at this point of the country that can see through the bullshit. Yeah, it seems like it.

Like if you go on, if you go on Twitter, even just talk to people, they're, I don't think they're really buying into this warship. Like I see people with just far out. Yeah, we got to protect Israel no matter what. But most people are like, well, I think I'm kind of tapped out. Yes.

Like, yeah, I kind of think. And then Zelensky comes back and he's like, he sounds like a used car sale. Don't forget about me. Oh, dude. Yeah. Here, wait, I got a great one ahead. Let me see. I got a great one, a great line from Zelensky.

Cause he came back and said, Zelensky came back and said like, guys, guys, guys, we've got Russia on the ropes. Don't forget about, he said, Donabandon, he says, don't abandon him. He promises a quick victory over Russia. This is quote, this is the last part of the war this is definitely not the middle of a war this is not the middle of it this is

not about a specific date this is about something else i think we're in the last part we have many difficulties because you may have noticed that europe has its own problems politics elections there's many problems including moral ones but we're in the last part so let's get out of here you got dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot're almost done almost at the line. I know. You're almost gonna fuck me. Don't go with it. Don't don't don't dance with another girl. I'm right about to blow you. Yeah. Okay. Guys, almost over. This war is almost gonna be a big win for you guys.

It's like you know, don't quit on a don't just because you know, you've already sunk a bunch of money into me. You've got to go for a little bit more Yeah, right that's smart. That's good invention out I know that you know the hot new girl is you know enticing, but I know she's Jewish. She's got huge cans, right? But we're pretty good too What's what give you surrogate babies for all your gay conservative Thought leaders to buy babies from women like fucking Dave Rubin who blocks me on Twitter this week for telling him that.

Oh, okay. I just don't think it's okay to buy babies from women. Yeah. I mean, that's, you're not allowed to buy human beings, right? I mean, it's child trafficking. Child trafficking. It's tacky. Yeah.

That's one. If you want a baby adopted, you definitely can't buy one. Yeah. Right. Look down upon. That bang that you banged around for a child in human trafficking. You guys, I don't know if you're aware of that, but like, yeah, it's one of your biggest markets in the world. Yeah, but I got a strip club. So, you know, I can't really have no moral high ground from which to speak. Pot kettle and such. Yeah. Uh, I love that with Zelensky. Yeah.

He's like, Zelensky's like, look, look, look. See this, see this meme? Here's a guy with a pickaxe. He's been digging a tunnel, and he's right about to hit the diamonds, but then he quit. And went to support Israel. Yeah. You guys don't want to be this guy, do you? You want to hit those diamonds of winning.

Yeah. Are you pissed at Trump for not pardoning you, Jake? I would be if I was you. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Oh, it's not Trump's fault that I went into that building. We, if it's not his fault, why should he bail me or anybody else out?

You know, and if we look at what they're doing to him right now, he all knows that if he pardoned anybody, that would be used against him. They'd say it was a part of the conspiracy that he had it planned the whole time. He was going to have his protesters and his people attack the Capitol and then he's going to pardon them on his way out. You know, and the thing is he didn't give himself a pardon. He didn't give stone a pardon. He didn't give anybody pardons. And you know, I don't as a man, I take responsibility for all my own shit. That's what you mean. And that's not, you don't have to do that if you're a man.

I thought that was part of being a man, take responsibility for nothing. You want to go to this thing on Friday? I'm going to ask my girlfriend, I don't know about, I want to go, but she probably doesn't. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry, go ahead. No, no, I just so know I don't have any animosity resentment or grudges against Trump for not giving me a pardon. He didn't give me or anybody else one.

So of course, while I'm sitting in my cell, especially in the beginning, I was hoping to God that I would get it. I thought it was a little weird that he gave one of the people like little Wayne and stuff. You know, if I had anything to say to Trump or like regarding that whole issue that I could take issue with, it would be something along the lines of, if I were in his shoes, first thing that I would have done at the ellipse was cover my ass, cover everybody else's ass, and say, when you march down to the Capitol today, do not reach the barriers, do not commit any crimes, do not commit any illegal acts, do not even try to

go into the building, let us allow the process to unfold, do not break the law. I don't give them a reason. Yeah. Don't give them a reason because they're looking for one. Of course. I never thought you guys could get in there though Do you think they open the doors? Jake do you think that they let you guys in my case? In my case they the people broke through windows and kicked the doors open

Well, okay, there goes the yeah FBI door opening theory No, I was the other side though, on the other side, there was, there's video evidence of somebody like waving at the camera and then like tying the, the people to unlock the magnetic door and they unlock it and a bunch of people

flow in. I've seen that. There's also video evidence apparently, I haven't seen it, but I've heard about it of police officers waving people into the building. Yeah. And I think even somebody got acquitted because of that fact that they had that video footage

and the guy got a crazy. So crazy. So crazy. But what's really crazy is that part of the reason they don't want to release the J6 footage you guys is because it has been proven on a couple of different occasions that there are federal agents that lied in court and the video footage is evidence that they were not where they said that lied in court. And the video footage is evidence that they are not,

they were not where they said they were in court, according to the video footage. At the time, they said they were doing this or that, they were not there doing this or that, they were somewhere else. Yeah. Right there, that would get into quiddle, it would get the case thrown out of court. They could cross-cutor him again, prosecutor endless conduct, you know, or whatever. Yeah. So they're really, really interesting. I do wish to talk about what have pardoned everybody. I wish he would have, he should have put in the same thing. I mean, should have. I wish he would have put like, yeah, I pardon all the non-violent J6 guys and all the non-violent

BLM people, right? Throw that out there. But then what they would have done is they would have slammed everybody with, with riot Throw that out there. But then what they would have done is they would have slammed everybody with with rioting charges. Yeah. Yeah. Like I get it, I know I think they would have sent him to prison if he would have pardoned you guys, but they're probably sending to prison anyway. I don't think so. And all honesty, I think they fucked up by us in charges against him the way they did for this election stuff, because he now has subpoena power. That's why the J6 committee just literally destroyed all of their evidence.

Because now he has the subpoena power to say, okay, well, all this stuff that we were trying to take into civil court, and you guys denied, now we're going to do it in federal court, and I'm going to be able to show you. Dude, I went to the presentation that Rudy Giuliani did out here in Phoenix and I saw their evidence and it is clear, it is extremely clear that there was fraud. It is extremely clear that all out of nowhere overnight, whoa, all of a sudden, millions of votes for Biden, pumping above Trump. What in the fuck you got to be kidding me? Yeah. Steal on elections has been a thing for a long time. Yeah, but that's the thing. I agree. Yeah. Our elections have been corrupt for decades.

That's how JFK got into office. Yeah. Yeah, it's unfortunate. But you know, you get other lovers they can tweak to this warship. How did they, how did they treat you in prison? Were they, were any of the guards like, oh, yeah, it sucks. What happened? You were, yeah, they all assholes. Oh, there was a couple of bad apples, but for the most part, there was mostly, I mean, it's not like the CEOs in prison voted for Biden. And it's not like the inmates of a federal prison are like, yeah, we're pro federal government. So everybody seemed to be kind of interested in my story. They were absolutely mind blown that everything I had told them for almost over a year

ended up being true. They didn't believe me that the cops let me into the Senate chamber and that I was trying to help and all this other stuff. And then when they saw that Tucker Carlson footage, their minds were blown. They're like, dude, so like, you're actually like innocent. Like, you shouldn't be here.

That is the one place where you could probably get a receptive audience. That's true. Hating the federal government is being in federal prison. Yeah. Maybe that's where I belong. Oh, you know, I'm fighting it the whole time. You don't want to go there, trust me.

Solitary, get rid of no women, no internet, no emails, bothering me. No, why did they, why were you in solitary for that long? What was the reason? Oh, shit. They said it was COVID. And then when that ran dry, they said it was because No, why did they, why were you in solitary for that long? What was the reason? Was it a shit? They said it was COVID and then when that ran dry, they said it was because I was high profile and I was in protective custody. But the thing is, is that, no, it's bullshit because when they transferred me to Oklahoma and then over to Colorado, I was in general population, both of those times. Yeah. So they were telling you that it was for your safety that you were in solitary confinement. I figured that's

what they would say. God, whether it's for protective custody, right? That's what you guys really fucking care about me storming the Capitol. Yeah, yeah. That's fucked, man. Do you still have that hat that cool buffalo hat? The feds still have it. They were supposed to go back to me over a year ago. There's a real supposed to give that shit back over a year ago. There's a real crime. They still have it back. We're storming the evidence locker. There's a real fucking hat back.

I'm good. I'll pass. Really? Where'd you get that hat? I do like the hat. I don't think you can even joke about stuff. I got it. I got it online. I got it online. Where? Where online? I think you can even joke about something. I got it. I got it online. True. I got it online. Where?

Where online? It was literally over 10 years ago. I've been dressed in this way for over 10 years. And it just so happens that the media could use it for their nefarious ends and means. So they chose to exploit my image and make me their straw man, which, you know, I've had a lot of people tell me, you know, they really fucked up doing that. Because I actually understand, I know my shit, and I'm able to explain it pretty simply

so that most anybody can understand it. Yeah, it's iconic. Like you had an iconic look that they, that you chose to look like that for symbolism and they took it and amplified it, nefariously, but certainly was was they were not inaccurate in realizing that it was a symbol. But yeah, I think it backfired

on them. You're an interesting guy man, where can people find more about you and listen to your stuff? I don't know. Oh, well, they can go to my website for Bid and Truth Academy.com. That's for Bid and Truth Academy.com. At ForBid and Truth Academy.com, we have all sorts of free courses. We have free podcasts you can listen to. You can check out all my interviews for free.

We also have a merch store. It's frickin' awesome. You guys will love the merch. I'm sure you will love it. And I also have a link for my book. And there's a bookings portion. If people want to book me for an interview, there's a consultations portion. If they want to book me for an hour on my time, it is $503.

My suggestion is that you review all of the free content first. There's literally over, there's probably like two dozen all of the free content first. There's literally over, there's probably like two dozen hours worth of free content for people to absorb the information. Then if they want to personalize it, they can do a consultation. And then they can also find me on Twitter or X at America, Shaman, that's America, Shaman at America, Shaman on Twitter or on X. All right, buddy. I'm looking to you, side now. Thanks for calling in.

I'm glad you're out of prison. I hope all the other guys are out of prison soon. Sooner than ever. Well, I'm out because I was one of the first arrested and because they detained me, they kept me detained. They didn't let me go afterwards. So like I was released earlier because I was one of the first arrested and I got 12 months off my sentence, which wasn't any, had, let me make this very clear, had nothing to do

with the Tucker Carlson footage whatsoever. Yeah, nothing. There's like, there's people like Marjorie Taylor Green and Matt Gates that have, these people are supposed to be lawmakers that understand the law and saying that Tucker Carlson's footage got me out of frickin' prison, which it's like, dude, do you have your head up your ass? You're supposed to be a lawyer. Yeah, they know the law. They're good lawyer.

They'd still be doing law. They wouldn't be Congress. That's right. That's right. Yeah, it was because I had six months of good time and six months for a worth of first step actor, FSA credits. Yeah. They got a year off my sentence.

Yeah. Had nothing to do with Tucker Carlson's footage. Well, good luck. Don't get, you know, don't go to don't end up in jail again, I guess. Oh, dude, I once is in once is enough for a lot of time. Yeah, the second time it wouldn't be as symbolic. I don't think you know second time. Yeah. Good, man. Good luck to you. Thanks for calling in, bud. Thanks, man. Appreciate you having on your show. God bless you guys. See you. See you. Thank you. He got very, very candid. Very. Yeah. He's got that God energy. God in mushrooms.

Well, it was to a white man gets himself some God and some mushrooms, but he's unstoppable. I really do. Take the federal government to put him in prison to stop him. I really do respect the, like, no, I did that. Like I did that. Oh, with getting pardoned. Yeah, just, yeah, right.

You know, taking responsibility. I did that. Yeah, Trump can't save everybody. I like it. Yeah. He's got his own legal issues to worry about. See, here's a, here's a child predator hunter gets shot. I wanted to show this one last week.

The child predator. These guys like, these guys like set up like sting operations, like they Chris, they Chris Hanson, he's a file. He's the superhero who's going to yeah. The child predators. Yeah. Yeah. And the child predator killed him. Yeah. The child predator showed up. He's like, hey, how do you feel about being a pedophile? And I tricked you. And the guys like, I feel like this, bam, do shot him. I hope the other pedophiles don't do that. People just they're living in a fucking, they're living in a movie fantasy world

and too much time online. And they don't, man, they just, they just don't, they don't deal with other people enough, I think. And it's, hey, don't tell the other pedophiles that they should come to these meetings with a gun, right? Because we're, we're trying to ruin their lives. We don't want them, you know, we want them bamboozled and horny, not packing. Pontiac, vigilante, Robert Lee, fatally shot by alleged predator Friday night. This is a guy who makes money by doing that. A fellow catcher. Hang on, I want to read that.

So let me know whether you're aware of a fellow catcher named. Boo-Pock Shedler. Boo-Pock Shedler. That was recently shot and killed last night while confronting a child predator. A fellow catcher. It's like a, it's, so they have a whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man.

A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man.

A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. A whole industry man. So like really monetizing the shit out of it. And kind of like, they're kind of one, you're kind of sensationalizing it. It's because you like to shit though, like, you know. Yeah. I'm not against them, but it's funny. What if they're wrong? Well, that's, yeah. Yeah, that happens a lot. Yeah, because, yeah, guess what?

Because people online fucking go down rabbit holes and end up with all kinds of stupid fucking ideas. And if they just had a little information, they would know, no, it's completely. That's happened to. It happened. It's happened. It's happened. Every fucking millisecond.

It's like, hey, but what if I show you this piece of information? Oh, well, I either can't admit I'm wrong or I'm fucking crazy or it's like, yeah, I got duped. How come this, you thought this 14 year old child was speaking like this? Cause that's not how it should speak. So we're all this, you thought this 14 year old trial was speaking like this? Cause that's not how it should speak. So we all use the shirt to go.

It's like you, 75. That's not really, I don't know if you're comfortable with what's happening. I'm not comfortable with this. Not comfortable with that number. I'm not comfortable with these 100 IQ people doing this to a 75 IQ person. But whatever, I don't,

I don't judge. Yeah, I can't really get involved in this. You know, got too much going on. Right. Right. I can't, I'm, I'm I'm spending too much energy not caring. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Most of my day, what did you do today? I spent, I worked all day. I'm not caring. Right. I'm exhausting. But it's a little less work than caring. Yeah, at least I wasn't disappointed. It's how I, it's, how I've described SSRIs. It's like the net game just has to be a little bit. It's just a little bit better, you know.

If it can, it helps a little bit now. It's a lot of work. Well, you really, I mean, you hope, you know, you wish it was much better than it is. Oh God, I wish I had a recording of Randy missing that shot. That was his, uh, even when I heard the clink, I was like, oh, I went too far. Yeah. I took it too far.

Boy, he really, boy, that's, he'd like had a had a seizure or something. I was all hyped up on the Isom grave thing. And, oh, yeah. Well, I was crying about his Isom grave too. I mean, nothing, nothing, you know, nothing, uh oh, uh oh. It's like dopamine hit like a little, uh, I actualized crying about his isom grays. Nothing, nothing, you know, nothing. Uh oh, uh oh. It's like dopamine hit like a little, uh, Eric, you cryin'. Oh, uh, Eric July says, it's just happens.

Everything is a joke to these people and nothing is off limits. Eric July crying about the guy visiting Isom's grave in a hockey mask. Moronic opinions was his name. That's who, yeah. I beat Riley to it. And then he posted a link so you can go donate to the gravesite and help them beautify the gravesite.

Right? Yeah. Nice guy. Wait, then he, this guy donated to... Yeah, he's like, by the way, you you can donate to these little, like, grave science, the churches run. Right. Here's a way you can donate to them and help them fix up. It's the tape. We're going to the door.

Yeah. We're doing a little bit of, this is a joke, but here's the headstone. Right. I beat Riley to it. You misspelled Riley. Everything is, Eric says, everything is a joke to these people and nothing is off limits. Yeah. Yes.

Quote, just ignore it or quote, you had it coming because above all else is their hatred of me and what I've built. Man, that doesn't make, that's first of all that sentence doesn't make any sense. The reason all this is happening, Eric, is because you couldn't ignore my mild criticism of your comic, because you've never been criticized at all. You exist in a world of white guilt, where you were given a athletic scholarship to a university

you had no business being at. White people tripped over themselves to embrace your criminal past because they want to pretend like that they saved you and that they're more accepting to the black experience and that they're not racist. That vaulted you into politics by giving milk toast, repeated takes on the economy. So they push you the top of the blaze and then all this comic shit is just white losers that need to spend money to pretend that they're winning a culture war, which there, which doesn't exist.

They're just, they just, like I said last week, white people are compelled to waste their money. And you came along as a black guy that plays up your blackness to sell comics to white losers who are riddled and consumed by white guilt and driven overwhelmingly by a desire to burn their money. Damn, you're mean. Yeah. You are a token character in the independent comics universe.

You, Eric July, are a minority token character in his universe. And all the people you talk to and do interviews with, they talk to you like they know you are stupid, Nick Riccade, every single person that he's on an interview with talks to him like a child because they view him as a toy, as a child, as a marketing thing that they're propping up and placating just to sell an image. Jesus Christ, nothing's off. Jesus Christ.

I would say the only thing that I would say to that is I think as a kid, he was probably highly criticized which is why he was, and who knows what was around, why he would be so sensitive to criticism. Yeah, because when you're a kid who's criticized, trust me, as a kid who was criticized constantly, and no one stood, you know, and mom let it happen.

Ah, you know what I mean? So yeah, I was in it myself. It was, it was, there was no protection from that shit. I was, when I was, my dad's birthday's gone. I got to go off and really cause a scene of his birthday tonight. When I was wrong, I was wrong. When I was right, I was wrong.

When I was definitely right, maybe it was a draw. It was all about how pops was feeling. So trust me, if there's anybody who understands being sensitive to criticism. criticism. Yeah, it's me. And I will react possibly in an over the top manner, if I know I didn't do anything.

Like if I know I'm right, and I know I didn't do anything, and I'm catching hell for something that I didn't do anything and I'm catching hell for something that I didn't do Something may explode You shouldn't call me the N word so many times You shouldn't have yeah, you shouldn't have said me and Vito are gonna get sued you shouldn't call Vito a pedophile Yeah, you shouldn't have Eric you shouldn't have had a he just just kept it going. You shouldn't be having a list of other creators that need to blow you or else you're gonna like,

disavow them. That's, I'm afraid I cannot abide that. You having a secret list of like someone's not kissing your ass enough, so you're gonna fuck with them. That's asking for it, man. And above all else, when you get involved in a trademark dispute with a Christian ministry, you shouldn't call them fake Christians

to your hundreds of thousands of fans and tell them to go review bomb the ministry. That's how you get your ancestors craves made fun of. That's why this is happening because you keep going lower. Yeah, it's hard to, for him probably, it's very hard to stop himself. Yeah.

Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah. You should not, if a Christian ministry says, they released a video and the guy said, we gave Eric our lawsuit and said, respond by this date October 10th, or we're gonna sue and he just stopped responding. So what do you, we can't do anything about this. We're tired of getting called,

we're tired of getting called the fake Christians. We're trying to run a real thing over here. Right. Well, you know, people like this whole fake thing, like it's whenever it's something that like somebody is mad at or doesn't agree with or like whatever, oh, well, it's clearly fake. Like you just try to like ride it off.

Well, these are real Christians because they would completely support. Yeah, I think it would, first like, but it's clearly fake. Like you just try to like ride it off. Well, these are real Christians because they would completely support. Like, there's like, but it's like, but, but, but, but, but look, like it is a business. Yeah. It's a business. And that's why, you know, like there's brand confusion. Is this a line?

Is it brand confusion? So it's like, yeah, that's, that's, you, you had to, you know, you should have seen that like this was gonna happen. You have to see trademark. You have to see their point. that like this was going to happen. You have to see trademark. You have to see the. You have to see the. This is grand brand confusion man. One and two right there.

So that's yeah, those are the those are the Google results. I'm confusion. Yeah. Uh, and I do think you scammed a charity, bro. Yeah, I do think that I started. Uh, I do think when I started calling it out, we'll send $8,000 check appeared. I know, yeah.

Yeah, it's something. And you are an ex quote unquote, criminal gang banger. So I'm not, I'm not wooed over by these tales of redemption and minority status, like all your buddies in the griftosphere are, like all your white friends in the griftosphere are I'm immune to that shit. I was I saw crash Okay It's funny

You don't know what LA is like dude. Well, we play a little fast and loose over here with racial shit, buddy It's a lot messier Westside, right? Fucking West, I will fucking crit walk all over your ass on the Super Bowl buddy. You're nothing out here. Memphis, fucky, Arkansas, wherever you're fucking from. Texas, isn't it?

Texas. I think he's from the South. I'm aware. I'm all about West Side over here. Dr. Dre. Ha ha ha ha. Doggy style, Snoop Dog, chronic. I'm all about the chronic.

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck two pock. Wait, it was two pock West Side, are you saying? Yeah, he was here. Yeah. He was West Side. Fuck biggie then.

Not originally, but like, what was he West Side or East Side though? Well, I mean, he's like part of the other like, he's West Side. Yeah, I mean, I love Tupac. Yeah, can you stop, can you edit out where I said, fuck Tupac? Well, you were just trying to get your geography, right?

So yeah. How can the Israel and Palestine don't have wrappers? That's what they're meant. We need to import, we need to take, well, I don't know what I mean. I can't say this. They probably think it was in my head. I mean, they do.

They do and they don't, they think about stupid stuff. Yeah. I asked when I was at an Israeli music festival in Israel, in the desert, very close to the one that got attacked. There was an Israeli rapper and I asked Israeli girl to translate it for me. Right. And she said, he's saying that his rhymes are so good that you pee in your pants.

I said, that's a shitty rap. You know what our guys are rapping out like shooting people and stuff. Yeah. Don't you guys have like shoot outs that they could be rapping about? They're like, well, we shooting Palestinian kids and stuff.

That's a good ass rap. Yeah. I'm so hard I killed Palestinian kids. Like, wow, that's way worse than I skew. Yeah, that's pretty, yeah, right, right. Wow. I skew talking about killing cops. Do I have to kill in kids?

Iced tea was, Iced tea was cop killer, but I mean, I'm no I shouldn't have it. Yeah. I iced cube I bet it killed. He had to have an AK at some point because he was happy that he didn't have to have an AK that day. Right. When it was gonna be a good day. Right, so he must have iced tea, sorry.

Yeah, you know. Something cold. My point is, just don't write such shitty comics. Yeah. You think what I'm doing is more disrespectful to your dead ancestor than you naming the worst comic ever written in his name? Oh my God.

Let's dig that fucker up. Stick a car battery up his ass and ask him, hey, which of these is more disrespectful? A bunch of stuffed animals on your grave or the worst comic ever written that everybody's making fun of. It's not even spell checked. I'll say the fucking comic, that's way worse.

Don't put my name on that shit. He'll say, Eric, it is horrible. Don't put my, I'll sue you. Do not use my name on this. Eric, you gotta at least give me a fly. Like super, like my guy in fly, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They make me about respect, this is horrible.

Well, Eric, this comic, cause I'll be about you. It's not about me at all. I'm good Christian. Right? I mean, you know, he, what do you think? Yeah, you want your great, great, great, great progeny to write a comic that if I saw him, it's called Sean, would you be happy?

Well, it depends how well it was written. If it was that one. Oh, if it was that one. Yeah, would you be happy about that? Uh, she you're being waived at. Oh, we made a video. Oh, it's gonna be another busy. He can't stop.

He can't fucking stop. No, I know, that's, and that's what I was just gonna say. He's having a big cry fest. A big, uh, they're doing, doing their taking pictures next to my skeletons. As there's a skeleton in the ground, they're taking pictures of it. As hard as it is, you know, he could have this could have all the private. Yeah. Just kind of keeps keeps throwing kind of the logs into the fire and and is always a little bit surprised at the

that it burns brighter, you know, burns hotter. Maybe I should pour some gas on this fire. Oh, you know, I mean, it's just, yeah. Um, uh-oh. Oh, what? My fucking G hot of mouse is. Oh, no. All right, let me read some comments. Uh, Louie says, guy getting, guy jerking off, getting blackmailed. Hey, Dick Lou here. Oh yeah. The guy that wrote in last week he could get in catfished into showing his dick.

The same thing happened to me after I calmed down the earringing anxiety of being shown screenshots of my own cock and face. I promptly began bartering. Well, he says bartering. You think he was singing songs to them? Oh, a bartering. Like a bartering. He says bartering. You think he was singing songs to them? Oh, a rallying bird. Like a bartering.

He says bartering. Okay. Well, we know what he means. Maybe he was singing, he called them up. I'll tell you a tale of my face and my cock. Send to my family, you must stop. Talked to them down from 1500 bucks. Oh, God, dude.

Oh, how many guys are getting blackmailed with their own cock? Can't be blackmailed with your own cock, dude. I mean, your cock. Well, it depends how your tolerance for embarrassment is. It's not 1500 bucks. Right. To 50. I talked them down from 1500 bucks to 50. Then I started fucking with them profusely.

Oh, all right. That's maybe not the best idea. Since I figured if everyone on my Instagram was gonna see my cock, I might as well have some fun. They were saying it was gonna be put in magazines. I asked them which ones, and if I could be the centerfold, about 20 minutes of me fucking with them and they gave up

No screenshots were sent and I haven't found any magazines yet. Go fuck yourself and I love you Sean Well, you know what you could do if you are if you don't be like Lou here and dance with the devil You could always talk them down You know, I don't have that much money. I don't have any cash on me. I got 10 bucks, eight bucks. Whatever you talk them down to, 20 bucks. And then you can start with the banks not working, my card's not working. How do I send you this money?

And you just keep stretching it out. You become the Nigerian, no? You become the Nigerian, right? Look at me, I'm the Nigerian now, right? With my eyes. Okay. Joe says, my friend's family could have sued Walgreens and didn't.

Hi, Dick and Sean, this happened a couple of years ago, but just occurred to me, you guys would like this story. A friend of mine told us how his family could have sued Walgreens. It's a similar to the lawsuit where McDonald's hot coffee burned that woman's pussy. Yeah. The dad left his teenage daughter alone in the house

when he left for work. Partway into his drive, he realized he forgot his tobacco dip. He returned home to find his, okay. Shit, I forgot my tobacco. Yeah, got it. Yeah. He returned home to find his daughter O.D.ing. Oh, wow.

Oh, fuck. You know how some drug addicts have to be weaned off their drug or they die? I forgot which drug this applies to all of them. Well, there's some that it's highly... Extremely dangerous to quit cold turkey. But Walgreens gave the daughter a lesser toast of that drug for a hardcore addict instead of her normal. Okay, so Walgreens killed her.

A mix-up that would have killed her. The dad didn't forget his dip. Lawyers swarmed the family off of their services to sue the pants off of Walgreens. The dad refused saying it was wrong to sue over an honest mistake. Retard. Well, yeah, there's something, I mean, that's negligent.

I mean, you know, it's, hey, get the money, dude. Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah, for sure. They're selling cigarettes. I mean, if you need like, find a 900 number that you can call to get a justification for what you're doing. Yeah, there you go. Find a, find your neighborhood psychopath

who can tell you why what you're doing is correct. The family considers the dad getting his dip a miracle. Right, so they look at it like the, yeah. I resisted calling the dad an idiot for not suing, but said, wow, you guys could have been Millionaires to my friend my for my friend defended his father's decision. Yeah, you know idiot's raising idiots I suppose the true villain is the teenage girl for just taking this prescription without looking wow What the hell are you gonna? I've never looked at a prescription ever. Yeah, you know, you assume that they fill it correct.

What are you gonna know? Oh, 50 milligrams of, come, wow. Thanks for the laugh, go fuck yourself, John. People are like, why people are like that? Yeah. I'm not gonna sue a multinational corporation over us, so I'll put this on to stay in there. That almost sounds like some Christian families,

I know where they're actually like, no, like, you know what? That's, you know what? You know what? You're not like, you're not like, you're insured, right? Like, right, right, like a, and then insurance companies are evil, right? Yeah. You know, every time you're gonna get fucked away,

that company's gonna fuck you over and over and over and over again. So there's like, you're one shot at getting one over on them and you fucking blew it for everybody. Yeah, don't worry, you're still gonna come out on the short end of the stick. You are the enemy. You are the reason this shit persists because the one time you get a clear shot, you opt not to take it on, not that you miss. You opt not to take it on purpose.

They almost you are the bad guy. It's like they think like, well, you know, call it a miracle and stuff and oh, it all worked out so like no harm, no foul. And they almost think that they would be, they would be victimizing wall green. Yeah. By not, which it could you could also say for the truth, stupid shit. Like, well, it's only money. Like, okay, then get their money.

It's only not, you would say that, right? Like they would say, well, you know, it's only, you know, it's only money. Well, it's, well, then it's only my, um, you can have pro, you can, you, you would say that, right? Like they would say, well, you know, it's only money. Well, it's okay, well then it's only money. You can have, you can, you'll still have a bunch of problems. You know, it's a little, it's better to have problems like with money. Like it is real, we'll just give them their houses back. It's just, you know, it's just some houses, right?

Right. If a mugger came at me on the street, give me your money. Yeah. Well, you know, it's only money. Here you go. Just give them their fucking houses back. You took the houses, give them back. I me your money. Yeah. Wow, you know, it's only money. Here you go. Just give me a fucking house back. Yeah. You took the houses, give it, give it back. I don't know.

Yeah. If I grew up in a concentration camp, I'd be doing a shitload of terrorism. Well, and I'd be killing anyone who didn't support it, actually. So what are you gonna, you think you're gonna stop that? You think you're gonna put out a bunch of little fucking ads? It's gonna stop that. No.

Oh, I just spent my whole fucking life out here in a concentration camp. What am I gonna do today? Terrorism. I'm going to get up today. Do terrorism all fucking day. Yeah. People don't support it. I'll be do terrorism on them. Big fucking shock. Um, JD Kinses, I thought Hamas was shooting him 90s mountain dew commercial with the paragliders. I'm just doing some freelance independent PR for Palestine. You are. I don't support them. But they're not asking for money.

Right. So, soon as someone starts asking for money, we got a problem. Start looking more critically up. I'm gonna, I would rather burn this money than give it to you. So, what are we gonna do here, buddy? Starting to look like a human shield here, buddy.

Starting to look a little human shieldy to me, buddy. Check this out. You saw this, all this, yeah, paraglider stuff, like how come osses like taking out their water pipes to make rockets and stuff. Yeah, yeah. So they released a video and it had a bunch of Arabic music to it. Sure. Which was a little frightening.

Yeah, if it were Arabic. I don't like that. Hip hop. Maybe. Yeah, maybe it was hip hop. But still, that's a little, like I could smell it, the cologne, like I don't really like this. So I put,

My wraps are so hot, you'll pee in someone else's pants. That kind of, that would be good. Yeah. That would be good M&M. Yeah. Eight mile. Okay. What do they have the divider?

Because eight mile was the divider. So the road would be. Yeah, the road. Yeah. So I put my own little music over there, their video of them taking out the pipes and making rockets out of them and doing things all the way to stuff.

Okay, get ready. Tell me, tell me if it's an improvement or worse. Okay, okay. Focus test. You gotta focus test. Okay, are you going to play the original? No, the original is like, oh, oh it is i understand you know here's my version yes

yeah i think you know the pipes in nineteen seventy two a crack yeah i see nothing in the car car they're making the pipes the bombs in the five c i did not know

how to handle They're making a pipe, some bombs in the pipe, see? I'm getting on the pair of gone animal. Please allow where the plant comes together. Please allow. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going to Christian Church. I'm not going to go anywhere. I love this part. Yeah!

Ah! Ah! How they doing the pair of gliders? This action, they're getting shit done now. How they have a submarine? I don't know what the submarine that they're doing in that. They're recovering some coke or something to sell. Those are rockets.

I think they got those rockets from Ukraine. I don't know where they got the paragliders. Hmm! There was a guy with no driving paraglider. Yeah, I was wrong then. Yeah, okay. Now there's shooting. It's taking time. Now there's real shooting.

Shoot it. Babies I guess. Be any babies. Okay. I asked first impressions. I love it. Thank you. Okay, first impressions. I love it. Thank you.

Brings you right back to very fond memories as a kid. And you can see they're getting stuff done. Yeah, so I mean, you know, they're doing something. Music, music, music, music, and sound is amazing when it comes to evoking emotions to picture. Americans really is process shows. We like deadly is catch, procedural shows. We do. So, man, because you know what they're going to do next, too.

You know, like, you see nobody's coaching. Oh, now they're going to pull the, they put the crab pots in there. Right. And a few days later, then they do, they're going to bring them up. It's going to be crab and swiping, but they do come back. They're gonna bring them up. It's gonna be crap. It's like for no swiping, but for adults. Yeah. What's gonna happen now?

Swipe, you're gonna take the fucking, and swipers go after them. Wait, fuck you stop them. Swipe or no swiping. The same thing. Is there gonna be crap? Oh, wait, oh, there's a ton of crap. Everybody's happy. Look, all I'm saying is that there is a lot of rookie mistakes happening.

Yeah. We are department. It's, they don't realize that they're not making those for themselves. Yeah. You got to change the meat like, right. Right. Yeah, exactly. You can weaken the other side by getting people who support

the other side to be like, man, I don't know if I want to get involved in this. Yeah. And you're not going to do it with like that crazy fucking ass, like Arabic terrorism music. I think terrorism when I hear that shit. I just do. You guys got to put the McIver theme song on this shit, right? Not. How do we get the rights? You start, don't worry about the rights, don't preach to the converted, don't worry about it. Yeah, please. Now worry about the rights, you shouldn't be worried about,

let me worry about the rights. Right, right. Hate you, say, I'm told you to use a bomb. I didn't tell you to use a bomb. Hate you, I've been a fan of yours since the Manor Brethren website. I bought your book twice,

recommended you to all my friends, subscribe to your Patreon, and send in content for your show. Why? You can imagine how pay-coded it is. For me to say this. Oh, boy. Is it about Israel? Oh, no. I hope not, because I'm pro-Israel.

I know you guys make fun, I know you make fun of guys like me, but for us, it's personal. Like, finding out your friend is a pedophile or something. Your Israel commentary is too funny. Uh-oh. I'm laughing too much and swerving on the road. I'm canceling my subscription.

I was a joke. Hey, hey, oh boy. Okay. Close one. Oh, yeah, I know. I thought that was gonna turn out poorly. Don't worry, I know. Hamas hates me.

I know. Yeah, right. Well, I mean, who would not? Well, Hamas does. I guess. If I was in Palestine, no, I'd fuck, I'd hate the fuck out of Hamas. You guys stop, bomb.

I'm just trying to be in my concentration camp over here. Right, and you're messing it up. And not die today. I was watching, I was downloading a video game to play in my box. It's okay. And you've downloading for six days. And you fucked it up because of your rapes.

And I noticed that you didn't really object enough girls for all of us to rape. Don't think that that has escaped me. What have you done for me? Yeah. What has a mast done for me? What do I get? Yeah.

Don't worry. I know what's going on. Yeah, we get all the bad shit that, you know, though, we get all the blowback. Yeah. We don't get any other shit that, you know. I got my water turned off. Yeah.

I didn't get any fun rapes over here. No. I didn't want them right away not saying that, but it would have been nice to be asked. I would have been nice to be asked. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't believe they put stuffed animals on a gravestone. Honestly, can you not? Like, what are you thinking they're gonna do? Ericsol, I don't know. Sonic is a real word.

Hey Dick, while laughing my ass off at your rope, oh, Eric's lie says that, I mean maybe we could watch that. That's a little bit. It's up to you. You would think it's funny. Well, he doesn't know, he doesn't know the word Sonic. Like, well, he's arguing why he should be able to use

the trademark in addition to the I-SOM ministry, which is not how trademarks work. What about... I'm sorry, I'm back to Sonic. Well, laughing my ass off. As he calls those things, plain booms. We don't know. Oh, okay. Well, laughing my ass off of your recent rumble stream, I

realize that Eric Chalide doesn't know Sonic is a real word that predates the restaurant and the hedgehog. If this polymath knew how to read, he could read the polymath. Polymath. Yeah, if this polymath. No, no, I mean, just use sarcastically, obviously. Yes. Yeah. Because he doesn't say it right.

And he named his comic book, his new comic book, Goodieying, the polymath. Yeah. But he doesn't know how to say it. So every time he says it, he goes to the polymath. Goodieying, the polymath. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say, it is polymath, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just being in many. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Like Polygon or any of the other Polly's we know. Pollyanna. Pollyanna. Multiple personality disorder and some children's, you know, fucking story.

Um, if this Pilemouth knew how to read, he could read, he says it like that every time. His ancestors lamb it on Plymouth rock. And, uh, he could read a dictionary. That one of the definitions of Sonic is, uh, noting or pertaining to a speed equal to that of sound in the air at the same, oh yeah, Eric seems to think that it's a made up brand name and he's got to go fast. God. Ah.

Okay. Good shit. Fuh. Uh huh. Aaron says, Maddox calls someone defending Justin Wang, a corny low rent Vtuber. This is coming from a man who spent his evenings pretending to be a banana, which

are 12 people for how many years. Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. It's a great question. Um, who Mimi says I find it hilarious that Maddox outright says that the reason he made a video on Justin Wang is because he's such an evil plagiarist, but in the same sentence, he drops the real reason, which is being uninvited from a speaking event that nobody wanted him at, claiming it was Wang's fault. That's true. Yeah, I know. He's a plagiarist. And he's, he messed up my speaking gig with this group of professional entertaining, entertainment executives that I don't belong in. Right. I have a, I have a manics thing you do. I like to think we keep the Israel stuff,

light, funny. Yeah. Because really the underlying message is everything is fucked up. Yeah, the underlying message is that the Israeli government let it happen. 100% let it happen. Either they let it happen,

they have no fucking idea who they're bombing, by the way. It's not, wow, we don't know. Oh, man, Hanoz totally surprised us. We're going to go kill Hamas, but you didn't know they were doing that terrorist attack, right? That's all they've been saying. No, we don't know that terrorist attack coming. Then you definitely don't know where they are.

And you're just indiscriminately killing people. So it's either one or the other. Well, they're saying they were and you're just indiscriminately killing people. So it's we're one or the other. Well, they're saying things like we, you know, we just wrote it off as like posturing like, yeah, oh, we didn't think those were actual exercises. Like they're basically saying like, oh, yeah, we were totally asleep at the wheel. Like, have you read these, these quotes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's literally like, oh, yeah, we just acted really dumb and they got us. They got, you know, like it's gifed. Yeah, like it's like, it's like like, oh yeah, we just acted really dumb and they got us. They got, you know, like it's goofed. Yeah, like it's like, when?

When? What? But you're a country that like doesn't goof like that. So you see that you definitely didn't goof. I don't believe you. I think you did it on purpose to get their natural gas, which is like a hundred billions of dollars of natural gas under Gaza. It seems like that's why you're doing it.

Everybody just, that's why the, everybody just got to do it. Everybody just nodded off at once, huh? Like, I mean, just, oh, we don't run out taking them seriously. When I, I haven't been like,

I don't think you let 911 happen, actually, and I didn't fucking think that before, but now I do. Now I actually do. Now you've got me thinking. Maddox says, I recently called out Justin Wang for getting me canceled from a speaking event.

He always talks about his actions in this on this in like the third person. Like kind of, like not, not third person, but he reports on himself. I recently called out Justin Wang. So he posted this recently. Yeah, Mattik said. And when did he,

when did, but that speaking engagement could have been like four years ago, right? I think it was six. Yeah, I was gonna say because it's all about a stereos, really, that video, it's fucking old, it started in like 2019. Yeah, he's fat as fuck now. Yeah, so I discovered recently.

I recently called that just like, you recently posted a video you've been working on for five years, or yeah, that speaking engagement, oh god, man. Speaking of engagement, it's a long time. You can't stay current. You better watch it. We'll find your great, great, grandparents grave too. We'll fly out to Armenia. Yeah. See where they fucking where they bury that sheep raper or that goat raper. Oh boy, that's what is that? I don't know. I meant that as a compliment. Right. I would much prefer goats to women. Okay.

Less messy. Goats not gonna buy everything at CVS and just dump it all over the bathroom. Right? They'll just shit occasionally in the house. No problem. Right. They'll clean it up.

They'll probably eat it. Don't shit, it's fucking easy. They're just like little pellets. They're like almost like dry little pellets. The easiest thing to clean up ever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they don't just like that.ets. They're like almost like dry little pellets, the easiest thing to clean up ever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they don't just like that.

They don't shit like cows. They eat out of your hand. Yeah. You can milk them and ask him for compliments all the time. Not complimenting you and then acting like they're doing you a fucking favor. Yeah. Maddox says, I recently called out Justin Wang

for getting me canceled from a speaking engagement as expected his white nights rush to defend his majesty, the queen of cancel. That's so fucking, it's so bad. The queen of cancel. The queen of cancel. The queen of, just don't, don't, don't make make don't do that. If you got, if that's the best, you can come up with just don't do that. Save it for the next sentence. If

you're going to yeah, just stop it at his majesty. You're right. Right. And it would be her majesty, the queen of cancel, not his majesty, the queen of cancel. It doesn't make sense. Why didn't, why doesn't he say king of cancel? It's still a iteration versus like, all the way back to it. Yeah, like, but his white knights rush to defend his majesty, but actually it's her majesty. And it's the queen of canceling and he's gay. Why, why stop there? Just put more on it. Yeah.

But he's not sending his best or his brightest. Of course. Well, then stop it. Sending his, sending their best is a brightest. Of course. Well, then stop it. Sending his sending their best is a meme, because of Trump. You don't need to over egg them. You don't need to add more on to Trump's meme. Right.

Enjoy hashtag Maddox hashtag satire. Yeah. That's too ironic. I know. To three beers. Hashtag dank memes hashtag hashtag Justin Wang, hashtag canceled. Uh, okay, man. And then somebody says, Maddox, I really hope you find your way back to regular real

content. Yeah. Drama bullshit. Don't suit you, bud. You're from a different era of the internet. Yeah. So Maddox says, and here's the punchline. Maddox says, agreed. I didnline. Maddox says agreed. I

Didn't start this beef, but I'm gonna end it. Yeah, okay By stopping by stopping posting. Yeah, yeah, I don't know We know you're gonna end it who knows you think he's always just wanted to say that line maybe I'm gonna end it. I didn't start this beef, but I'm gonna end it. Right. It ends now. It ends now. I'm not talking about it anymore. It ends two weeks from Thursday. Two weeks earlier. Four 15pm. Oh God. I'm so happy about this. I know you're right. The grave's done thing.

It's so funny. The rabbit and the turtle. It's only funny because Eric tried to harm a Christian ministry. That's the funniest part about it. Otherwise it wouldn't be as funny, but he tried to use, he tried to use his dead ancestor as a human shield. Ironically. Did he talk about, did he talk about his ancestors grave?

Is that how somebody found it? I mean, he must have made all about, you're not gonna be able to fit, you're just like, oh, what? He was a nox from way back. I mean, that's, you know, he must have given a bunch of clues on this. Yeah, he's like frothing at the mouth

and talking about how the church is trying to take his family name from him. And that it's, it's, he just did his book as a tribute to his family ancestry. Right. So that's went through like, I saw him knocks as a, he should call it the third book roots. If he loses the, shitty roots, you may be sued for that too. Everyone has roots though. Yeah, that's true. All right, let's see here. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, this is a big one. Oh, Alexander says, dear Dick and Sean, maybe this will be the last one. Okay. Oh, it's already 230? Shit. Dude, cranking down.

Alexander says, hey, Dickenshawn, long time listener. Last weekend, I had the displeasure of going on a Tinder date with a girl. For context, I live in Belgium. This girl I met as French, however, what I learned from the second I met her is that she spent a significant amount of time in America growing up and for her studies.

Fucking ruined her. Ruined. She recently moved back to Europe. significant amount of time in America growing up and for her studies. Fucking ruined her. ruined. Yeah. She recently moved back to Europe. First, she was about 50 to 75 kilograms heavier than in her photos. No. Kilograms? So she was a hundred to 150 pounds more as 2.2. I think it's 2.23 pounds to a kilogram, if I'm not mistaken.

The difference was concerning. Does American culture turn women into duplicitous liars who think that us men are retarded? Yeah. Yeah. American women are allowed to lie about their weight all the time. They're totally fine with it. And they are, they're always making, American women are always making you call them out because it's exhausting. And eventually you just stop. Stop. Because it's too much, it's just too much to deal with.

They're, they're probably the worst organism that has ever existed in the history of the universe. Second, she spoke with a thick American accent. For non-Americans, the American woman's voice is like nails on a blackboard. Oh no, it is for us too. Yeah, we hate it. It is for us too. And they know we hate it.

There has never, every American woman knows how horrible her voice is, and they will not change for any reason. They also like peckbundi to us. Yeah, and that's, it's not even exageration. How Kate, peckbundi, the actress did that voice. Unlike the sirens in the Odyssey, luring me to my death, her voice made me want to blow my brains out.

Third, this landwale had perhaps the most repugnant personality I have ever had to endure. Of course, she was obnoxiously loud, kept mentioning she went to the gym every day and thought she was God's gift to the world. Honestly, I think America has a lot to answer for. Me fucking two men, you think? Hot on American women, fucking jihad. Yeah, you don't see, yeah, this is, we're not gonna disagree with any of this. I spend a lot of time with French and European women.

They're gorgeous and they don't say nearly as much of the insane garbage as you guys have to deal with. You know, you do not see too many fat women in France. I know me. I mean, I know it's been a while since I've been there. I've been there a couple times. You, the, you know, they now they're all like Somali. Well, okay, but yeah, it's still not as fat. Yeah. No, I mean, it's for Somali women don't walk around talking on speaker phone. She didn't learn that 50 kilograms in France. If you know what I mean, it's for Somali women don't walk around talking on speakerphone. She didn't learn that 50 kilograms in France, if you know what I mean, that's, that's American education for you.

Yeah. Yeah. I genuinely feel so sorry for my American brothers. Thank you. Yeah. Every day is horrible for us. Right. Up your Patreon.

Yeah. In Europe, we might not be as quote free as you guys are in America. We can't open carry guns and our taxes are higher. Silver lining, at least our women aren't fucked in the head and don't look like orcs, the Lord of the Rings. That's true. Well, I don't think raising our taxes at this point will fix it. I think it's too late.

I love the podcast and ripping on women. Most of the time, I'm laughing because the women in Europe are just not at all like the women you guys have to deal with on the other side of the pond. Well, you know, it's funny. I remember, and this is like 20 years ago, like Tom Likus, like I will not date an American woman. I don't, you know, it's...

It's the biggest mistake you'll ever make. In every man's life, the worst, if they did make a mistake, it was marrying a woman, an American woman. Now that I have experienced it firsthand, your ranting has taken on a whole new dimension for me. Yeah, he goes, oh, wow, everything he's saying is true, actually.

But this girl is French. American culture has infected this woman and turned her into an ogre. I know. Yes. There's something wrong with women in America. I'm utterly convinced of this now. Yeah, okay.

Sending you all my condolences from Europe, God bless Europe, best Alex. Well, thank you, Alex. Thanks. Okay. Let's see voicemails, I guess. Yeah. Virtualized got a new video about me. I don't really care.

Crying about his dead ancestors. You should have, you know what? Dig them up, bury them with a gun. So they can't be disrespected, right? Yeah, put them in a gun and then put themself in a self-defense situation, right? I'm trying to pull up this, Chris the Kiwi. Tweet.

What is he doing? Let's see here. And here we go. Oh yeah, there we go. This is his new one that he does. Yeah, it's pretty funny. She says, good, she says, good morning, everyone. I hope you have a wonderful weekend. And Chris, the Kiwi says, you too, I'll be seeing you around. Thank you, thanks. Like, where, what? Do you think that's odd? Do you think that's too far?

It's creepy. You think that's over the line? I can creepy. You too, I'll be seeing you around. Without picture. There's a Putin picture. No, Chris, she says, I don't. I didn't want to see, oh, he asked her if she wanted a dick pic. And she says, no Chris, I don't.

I didn't want you, I didn't want to see the first dick pic that you posted on my Twitter page. I have my husband's dick. Dick dick on the, oh, he sends dick pics all the time. Doesn't he get fucking, don't you, can't you get like block band for that or whatever? Yeah, he just makes a new account. He just makes a new account, yeah. Which it shouldn't be not allowed. It's just a weiner.

Who cares? No, no, no, no. Who's the ugly fucking faces are more offensive than any guys did. Shattered, you know, it's like it's another life is shattered. Yeah. Yes. You post your ugly no makeup face on.

Everyone celebrates it. Guy sends one picture of a dick, total meltdown. It's really an opportunity for you to just like rip on it. Retweet it. Rip, you know what I mean? Like that look at this fucking, and then like, you know, yeah, let him know who it is. It's gone, everybody.

Yeah. Fuck with it. Fuck with it. Make it worse than it is and retweet all over the place. Turn it like, shrink it down. Yeah. No Chris I don't. I didn't want the first dick pick that you post on my Twitter page. I have my husband's dick to keep me company.

And it's much better than yours. You can say bigger. She said better. Better. So his dick must be bigger than your husband's. Right. Please stop contacting me. I do not want to be friends with you or anything else for that matter. It's blocking you idiot.

Yeah, right. So Chris, Chris, the Kiwi says, can you eat more and become fatter for that matter? It's a fucking turn into a fucking cat in the hat. I'll be seeing you around. Yeah. Okay. Goodbye, everybody.

I'm having an old friend for dinner. Yeah. Patreon.com slash it extra. I'm gonna see old friend for dinner Patreon.com slash it extra on a scenic season Oh wait a minute I need the high octane What you do? Yeah, where is that? Come on. I need the high fucking octane version. Where the fuck is that?

Oh no. Where's my audio, man? Oh well, I guess I'll get it next week. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it! Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a rage? Yeah. He is going on Twitter and seeing 80 beheaded babies.

And then actually it was 40 beheaded babies. Oh, well, actually, as 40 babies were killed, some were beheaded. Oh. Oh, actually, you know know maybe that didn't happen and everyone fucking believes it like they haven't seen the near-a-testamony every single fucking time as a war babies have been killed retarded

anyway to fuck yourself have any men been killed i'm more interested about the i don't care so much about the babies like have any men that are like my age been killed? Mm-hmm.

Cause that's bad. Right, that's the, that's bad as it gets. Yeah, this baby stuff, you know, babies can't really protect themselves or run away or anything. So yeah, they probably get killed. But when men like me start getting killed and our money gets taken,

then we got big problems. Yeah. Something's definitely going on when that's happening. Uh-huh. like me start getting killed and our money gets taken. Yeah. Now we got big problems. Yeah. Something's definitely going on when that's happening. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Hey, Jack, hey, Sean was just listening to the most recent episode.

I heard that Sean was interested in the jet that went down and shifted. Yes. You know, the guy was all disoriented. One to call in, I used to work in the military uh... on ejection seats on that they've been uh... pilot eject and the jet went down this is in sandy a go dick you since you're in california you may remember this went down and crashed into an asian family out i remember that i don't

the dood uh... i believe we're uh... mother believe we are mother-in-law and kids yeah the greatest water plenary winner uh... and a bunch of money he can offer to the

thank the military which of course yeah you can't do over but you know thank you tax dollars go to work for you but also just wanted to weigh in and say it's no wonder this guy was all fucking delusional after punching out because there's so much explosive in that ejection here i believe you get three of them you can eject three times the pilot and then you're never allowed to fly any more

because the force is so great you actually compress your spine more than likely can pass? And probably just completely out of it. You just give me a fucking ambulance. On top of, he's a pilot. So he's probably a giant pussy too. So anyway, great show. Keep up with the good work guys.

And that dental hygienist probably went to jail, not for trying to rape a kid, but for being a giant cock these. Yeah. Thanks, thanks for the info. I would hope that you don't get to fly anymore after less than three ejections. Yeah, well, they may be one. We're not giving you a point anymore.

We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore.

We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point anymore. We're not giving you a point times, right, right, you're out of here. Yeah. But it's not because they keep ejecting. It's because it's a physical risk to them. Was what he was saying basically.

Yeah, I know. That's not a good reason. No, it's not a good reason. No. Whether you think so or not, your life is worth way less than one of those planes. So has anybody done two? You know, I don't know. Maybe in combat or something, but, oh yeah, that's different. Okay. Other stuff to these railies not have guns. I don't know.

These people are living a mile away from people. This is the oldest and worst hatred in history, and you don't have guns. What you have guns? A mile away from people who want to kill you. I thought they soldiers around the half of the time. I thought that many guns as we did. What the fuck? No.

Yeah. At least have a sling. Do you remember the story of how David killed Goliath? You fucking idiots. Yeah. Not remember that one. Right. Cause they made a better version of that sling called the gun. They did.

You guys actually make a lot of them. They did. They have a weird, right? Well now they're like, the Israeli government, like, oh, let's, we got to, let's get those guns out. Uh, we're not having the debate on gun control anymore. Are we? Hmm.

Are you guys going to be huge talks about that still? So they're loosening it, but they had this weird mentality of what we need, an army, we need security guys. Yeah, we're gonna be secure. There were not gonna have, no bad people are gonna have guns and we, the people don't need to worry about having guns.

Right, because we'll, yeah. Which is just like stupid. Well, you get a very person. Yeah. I see this on the right too, and they're talking about how the American military is like just full of like gay people now, and like, and it's all fucked up and woke,

and that how we would lose a war to China. I'm thinking, were you, this whole time, were you like, were you counting on the American military to keep you safe from China? Yeah. Because that's not happening. That was never happening. Right.

It's weird that you thought that. Yeah. But whatever. Yeah, they should, you gotta get a gun, man. If you don't have a gun, you're in the most contentious war zone, a little fucking planet for human history, then that's dumb. here in the most contentious war zone, a little fucking planet for human history, then that's dumb. Okay, here we go.

Hey, Dave, hey, Sean, it's your less- Preston S. Quire here. I have a quick call about Jihad Day. Ted, Theodore Logan. So I'm a New Yorker, I've been a New Yorker, my whole life. I was obviously almost in both World Trade Centers on 9-11, when you were even though i was only seven years old when it happened but

uh... doesn't matter the stocking my girlfriend about all this jihad day shit and i'm like yeah man fucked up you know we really got to be up on top of everything make sure you know head heads on a swivel don't take public transportation and this fucking genius looked at me and goes yeah plus it's gonna be friday the thirteen ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha me and goes, yeah, plus it's going to be Friday the 13th. You fucking kidding me. Like how does this?

Yeah, those fucking jihadists are really a bit spooky shit. You fucking kidding me. I almost hope she gets fucking bombed tomorrow. Oh my god. All right guys, have a good one. That was our last thoughts. We'll be talking about it. I was like, yeah, yeah.

I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah Friday the 13th, I should have known. Yeah, her last thoughts will be I should have known something I would get killed. Right. I was right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was right. She had a day, right. Uh huh. Hey, right. You're right. Okay, honey. There's going to be a lot of jihadding going around tomorrow. Keep your head on a swivel. You know, don't take the bus.

If you do, be careful. Uh, you know, don't take the bus. If you do, be careful. You know, just be alert. Badger health. There are some terrorism here. They've been pouring over the border and they think it's Friday the 13th. It's Friday the 13th. Yeah, and that's whether, yeah. Like, God, I knew it.

You know what? Yeah, it is. Be careful out there. Right. Good shit. Okay. Oh, here's an anti-New Yorker why the new yorkers have to exaggerate everything

every fucking little thing that oh my god this car this thing accelerates you can never you could never put to honda it's a regular-ass car why do you have to exaggerate everything uh... i think this is what people don't understand about trump is always always can be so amazing you never can't to believe it. Oh, he's just a New Yorker. Yeah. He's fucking queens and Brooklyn. Every last thing. You know, my wife is a

getty. You can't even even miss it. Oh my god. I'm not getting. Yeah. Why? If they weird, weird. I'm sure everyone's noticed. It's like childish. My thing has to be the best thing. Well, no, there's a superiority complex kind of like that though. Like every window, it's like world's best coffee. Like why do you guys need it to be the, it's just why does it need to be the world's, why is that even, why does that exist? They kind of why does that exist? They kind of wear it as a badge that they like survive in the city where so much shit is going on all the time like I know Yeah, and people people who are from New York you will you will know it in the first couple sentences They'll tell you that. Oh, yeah, I'll tell you sentence and how everything is better

How everything is better and it's like and and no other place can like Cuz like you gotta have my wife spaghetti. Yeah, it's like, and, and no other place can like, because like, you got to have my wife Spaghetti. It's just the best spaghetti in the whole universe. They'll let her, they will, they will, they will, they will have lived in New York City for 10 years and in LA for 40 years. And they, and LA will never compete with New York. You can't get, yeah, we would never park our car. Right. On the side of the road, you park it straight up and down. You got to go up a ramp and tip it sideways like in twins, like when Arnold Schwarzenegger

goes the next day. Yeah, exactly. That's how you park in New York 40 years ago. Right. Right. Yeah. No, it's definitely, it's a, they have a well-earned reputation for that stuff. Uh, Vito, like one of Vito's cousins, I have a well-earned reputation for that stuff.

Vito, like one of Vito's cousins, I think, was this guy who does tours in New Jersey. Yeah. And there's an interview of him or like his cousin, his uncle, I guess, I don't know. Yeah. Some Italian guy from the East Coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like miserable, miserable fuck like me. Yeah. And his interview about his tourism business is part of it.

He goes, yeah, the worst is people from New York, because they're like, I say something like a bakery and still say, oh, this is like the, I got a great bakery on Long Island. He's like, no one cares about some fucking bakery on Long Island. He done bitch. Yeah. Okay. Cool. This was your ad on TV. New Jersey's kind of sensitive too, because it's, you know, it's New York adjacent and yeah They don't even have the, you know, they don't have the they leave the the new right off it, you know, it's like that I'm not Think enough of it to you know, yeah, yeah to call it the the state's name Okay, but I'm not anti-Semitic or anything like that.

But let me start pushing these fucking... Guys, just don't say that part. Right. Don't put that phrase at the front of what you say. Right. Because people are gonna ignore all the other words. Yeah. That's how the brain works. I'm not racist.

I hate women, like don't, yeah. I'm not racist, but I'm not incompetent, but I don't have a small penis, but just don't say it. Yeah. not in competent but i have a small penis but just don't say it yeah just start with the other part right now the more you know fucking commercials on tv about you hate knowledge of i get at some people are pieces yet but on the flip side um i know who i very much trust uh spend a lot of time in New York City knows the guy that... spent a lot of time in new york city you know that i have it out in a lot of business

the july people in uh... new york city uh... turning areas the consensus was that a lot of them aren't really all that nice people are doing because they look at what you don't say a letter fact of the

white people think of their it's bar mitzvah they will encourage their family and their children uh... she's fucking you know really fucking have a big party and cash the fucking place because they let their person who is non-Jewish is going to be the one cleaning it up so far

the hisitok ones are even worse on that. Now, I'm not saying they're all like that. Kinda like, like people or. Okay, all right. That, I don't know. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, you know, I do know know, I, I do know it's, it's kind of a very, there can be some kind of a, like, take, take conversion to Judaism. Okay. The Jews I know who converted. Well, no, no, no,

who I've asked about that kind of stuff. Oh, you've asked the Jews. Oh, plenty. How do you feel about Madonna? Sure. Well, no, I mean, just like if you, yeah, if you can, you convert, it's like, like they're, they're not real Jews. Yeah. Like there is no, you're, you know, it's like you're, that's all, it's kind of cute that you did that to kind of fit in the family or something,

but nobody, nobody, whatever you did. Nobody's ever really gonna think you're Jewish. I think white people struggle with the idea that they're the only ethnic group that has an out group preference. Every other ethnicity and group has an in group preference. And white people do not.

I see. So they're like totally baffled, and they don't know how to even explain it to each other. Like this guy fucking mumble fucking his way through the concept that that Israelis and Jewish people have an in group preference. Like, of course they do. Every group does except for white people and white people pride themselves on this idiotic suicidal compulsion they have to have an out group preference, which maybe I guess benefited them evolutionarily. It must have at some point,

because they're all like that, but other groups don't have it. Even my Israeli friends will explain that to me. Like, well, of course, we're trying to do a nation over here. Yeah, you've taken it over. Yeah, yeah. We're trying not to do a legal over here, we know. Yeah, you're taking it over. Yeah, yeah. We're trying not to do a legal shit, but yeah, it happens. Why people forever struggle with this?

And God bless them for it. Okay, last one. I think we should apex that, like telling your kids you can try to do anything you want. I'm just kind of realizing this within myself as like a 27 year old. One of my parents being extremely overwhelmingly supportive with everything saying that basically I am the special no matter what I was doing, whether it was mediocre or I was actually good at it, right?

I can do it. You can do anything you want. If you want to keep doing this, this could be at it, right? I can do it. You, hey, you could do anything you want. If you want to keep doing this, this could be your thing, right? Now, that kind of gave me a complex of everything, growing up, making me think that I was probably much better than I, or thinking I was much better at things than I actually was.

Sure, you can go through that way. Kind of defolding a lot of times to maybe just like one or two things and becoming a sort of a- Buddy, it might just be you being an asshole. a lot of times, maybe just like one or two things and becoming a sort of buddy. It might just be you being an asshole. I'm not going to be your parents having done this to you. You might just be like that.

Oh, you mean, well, yeah, he thinks he thought he was maybe over encouraged to me. Okay. Well, they certainly did. You're still an asshole though, right? Well, are your parents doing that you to me? But see, maybe he's realizing this at 27, and that might, which is good. But yeah, I'm a bit restless. But really what I've done is spread myself out

among hobbies, skills, and all, you know, like random things. Jack Paul Traits, Master None. Equating to basically aimless, a fucking like compulsion, non-engage, in activities that will never say this is great. Anything, you know what I mean? I'm sorry, that's kind of not articulating myself well,

but that's just kind of what it feels like. And it's coming to a fucking head right now with the new generation of kids because you know, they're fucking in their phone all day. So telling them you can do whatever you want, all they want to do is bullshit now. That's it. It's not even like fun bullshit.

It's like, I just wanna be a concert. It's one way too long. But yeah, you shouldn't tell your kids fucking what they can do anything. You should probably tell them to do things they're good at. Well, you know, not everybody wants to do something they're good at. No, you could be a great coxucker.

I don't wanna do it. Right. I don't wanna make a living on it, definitely. Oh, right. That's all right. I have nothing for that. Ha, ha, ha, ha, it's all I got. Oh, wait, here's somebody clipped Eric, July, Wiggin' Out

about the gravestone. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Why would Sean, why would he show this? Why would he show his own ancestors grave getting a guy doing a piece picture in front of? Don't know. Would you do that if somebody was making fun of you? No. Would you show a picture of it? No. What an idiot, all right?

I would prefer to have zero online presence. All the, the only online, like, I'm on this show. Yeah, that's it. I'll never have it made. I'll never do more than this. I don't want to. Oh, God. Oh, look, even he's loading up his own Twitter.

He looked he muted people, block people. Before he started getting made fun of, he was Mr. I never block blocking his something for weak minds. Now he's block, block, block. See, that's the, he did that. He's done that with his like kind of his mission statement about like canon for his, for his comic book, where he's like, this will never, you know, we'll never retconn. It's like, you're putting so many limitations, no alternate universe bullshit. It's like, these can be used very effectively and like, yeah, one comic book a year.

How many issues are you going to get? Why are you tying your hands behind your back before you've released two, yeah, fucking episodes or whatever? Man, maybe we, maybe we should watch a little bit of his thing. All right, here's his, here's Eric about the, that's I-I-Som-Nok. That's the character, this character is named after that man. And every because everything's a gag,

they go there and of course, it'll be a footnote, right? To some of these guys that you should have ignored, it was the big deal. It's going to somehow be my fault that this happened. Yeah, it is your fault because you went after a Christian ministry and then you tried to use your ancestors as a human shield to get around deflection. Just like you tried to use a charity as a human shield when people were saying you comic books sucked. Is it funny or not?

Because if it's funny, you did something. It's not funny, maybe you didn't do something, but I don't know, a lot of people are laughing. Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha God, that's my, that's I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- somehow be my fault. It's your fault. Is he crying? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what is. What is he gonna cry? He's got a stop-D.

It's really obvious. It's taking a toll on him. He's got a- I was gonna remove and he has a situation. A couple days ago where him and another famous YouTuber have a picture of a trans comic book writer and they're both just gffawing and laughing at them for being trans, like making like a half jokes where they they're not comedians. So they do that thing where not funny people just

like give a presentation of a joke like and then they don't complete it. But they're just relentlessly mocking their gender dysphoria, right? Uh-huh. Which you can just, you can say it's, it's whatever, whatever side of the issue you're on, it's them, both of them, cruelly mocking someone who's either suffering from a mental illness or dealing with gender dysphoria, for him to sit here and cry over some fucking skeleton and a gravestone is fucking pathetic. Well, you have mocked, Eric has mocked people

for way worse than this. You little cry baby bitch, you hairy armed, fat ass, noodle armed fuck, you fucking criminal, you fucking criminal, Eric, fuck you, you hypocrite, you pussy, you fraud, you pussy you fraud you fucking imbecile and I mean that literally you sub IQ retarded motherfucker I smell a video get fucked I hope the isom ministry rakes you I hope it fucking bankrupts you. You cock sucker.

Jesus Christ. It's always different. It's always different when it happens to you. Oh, they love making fun of trans people. I know. They love it. It's it. Fucking love it. You know, I just think that I think a lot of things are probably are, I don't know if he's self-aware enough to realize how surprised he is by a lot of this stuff,

but I'm sure that, I don't, he certainly didn't expect it, and it can be if you don't spend a lot of time thinking about like why you react a certain way to certain types of things, it's just gonna keep happening. types of things, it's just gonna keep happening. Uh. Uh. Riley.

Is that a change? Rhyme Harder, Eric, you cry, baby bitch. Read a book on writing. Don't just wander into it, thinking your God's gift to writing. You're writing. You're fucking stupid. Writing is fucking hard. You stupid in the shows and you're writing. and you've been bolden, you've been bolden your fans to destroy the name of a fucking church.

You did it because you think you deserve everything handed to you. But you don't. Somebody's gotta say no to you eventually. I'm gonna put my shades on. Right here, hold on. Yeah. Yeah.

We're coming for those graves. Hannibal! We gotta dig up the bodies! We're building a tank, we're building a ramp at a skeleton! I dig it up, no bodies, Hannibal! I don't dig it up, no bodies, Hannibal! Hannibal! What the fuck, this isn't the theme? It's the long one. There, yeah, I didn't need all that build up, though. Fuck the theme. We got $200, we got $500 billion of natural gas under Gaza. We got to dig up, visualize dead ancestors to build a ramp to get in there. Get all the natural gas out of Gaza.

Before they floor Israel, blow it up out of the hospitals. Alright, see you guys. See ya, thank you. Sorry, Eric. Sorry, you took a picture of your headstone, Eric. Alright, see you guys. See ya, thank you. Sorry, Eric. Sorry, we took a picture of your headstone, Eric. Sorry. Sorry that happened to you.

I'm sure there'll be a new video. Ha ha ha ha ha. Maybe you should cry about it. Maybe you should talk to your wife about it and have a good cry in your empty warehouse. Ooh. Honey, honey, honey, what's wrong? What's wrong, honey? Oh, they went to my great, great, great, great father's grave

and took a picture and put stuffed animals. Oh, Eric, that's the worst thing that ever happened to anybody. Sounds like an american woman that uh... as a most american woman we got uh... right goodbye