The Dick Show - Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

Sean goes to Gay Disney World, The Grave Digger calls in about visiting ISOM's tombstone, some people walk out of a Dave Chappelle show and cry about it, how to stand up for yourself, a man drives through a parade, a bus drives through a bicycle, being human and supporting Israel, Eric July says he's a good writer because his employees think so, and some spooky Halloween death threat voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Okay, Joe. So coming in. Yeah, bro. I'm glad I was your plan F. I knew it. I know I was like, if he's calling me, he's desperate. He's desperate. Yeah.

So Vito said, I guess Joe, I said, oh god damn you know, I should have never called him and wished him happy birthday. What about you, man? What do you got? You got polish off those mountain dudes? He got him, and Vito, he's gonna cube him. He got a last hurrah cube of mountain dudes. He's never drinking sugar water again. He says, after the cube.

After he's done with the cubes. Just throw it out, man. If you're really committed, bro, just throw it out. You know how alcoholics will say I quit and then I'm just gonna finish what's left in the liquor cabinet. And then I'm done drinking for good. I have that same problem with nicotine, you know.

Yeah, it's cool though. Yeah, I know, I'm very cool. So I smoke. And I smoke splits just all day, right? Okay. Rolled, no tips or anything, just need to back a rolled up in paper. That's cool. So I look cool doing it, you know?

Yeah. And what, you throw packs away? That's it, that's no more cigarettes for me. I'm done with this. That's what they want. That's why the cigarette companies run the quit smoking campaigns so they can trick people into throwing away half packs of cigarettes. It's a good hustle, man. I wish I was a cigarette company. Then I would have all the cigarettes.

You want to start a cigarette company with me? They'll kill you. The cigarette companies will kill you. It's more illegal to get caught with growing like one tobacco plant than weed. Oh, it is? Yeah. Look it up. I mean, I know that was true at some point. Yeah. I mean, fine.

They got that locked down and you can't grow your own tobacco. I'm sure now with all these like, there we go. It's working. Neckbeard, like micro-brew guys that are doing the, you know, leather pipe thing or trying to get into their own micro brew tobacco. The leather pipe, loot crate, crews. Alcohol tobacco, fire arms. You can't do any of that, good say.

ATF, the tea stands for tobacco, dude. Think about that. There's no alcohol weed, fire arms. All right, you ready to start the show? Yeah. Sean's not here. Everybody in case this is confusing to you, it's going to get even more confusing. Sean is at gay Disney World.

Did you know they have a separate one just for gay people? No. Yes. It's in Florida also. Really? Yeah. It's a real place. It's a real place. Disney has cosine this. Yeah. This is a real place. This is a real place.

Disney has coastline this. Yeah. Or is it like a down low? Actually, their competitor has coastline it. Oh, okay. It's not just like the regular Disneyland became like a gay cruising hotspot. I don't know. Maybe it is.

Okay. It is. We've shons there. Okay. They took gay Disney world and they laid it right on top of Disney world. Yeah. So and you know, and it's right where he's, he knows all the secret ways to walk in gay Disney world so that you never actually leave the gay park and go into the regular

park. It's all like, like the J6 thing. You have to stay between the velvet gay robes to stay in gay Disney World, but they're not out there, obviously, because then everyone would want to be in gay Disney World. So you have to know ahead of time, the path, the correct path to take.

So at all times, you're in gay Disney World. And he does. A cartographer. Yeah, it's a type of cartography, correct. Yeah. All right, let's start the show, everybody. Get a little closer to that mic if you can. Okay. I'll just make sure I'm comfortable. Okay. Because I like this position. You like this? It sounds great now. Okay. All right, let's go. I'm gonna run the fucking set.

Yeah! Welcome to dick, you want to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to show where I'm just gonna cut this in my life and I'm gonna bump her deep in the heart of the city failure. My house took measures in AK that ran me in on the man. Joining me is Joe. Hello, not Sean, who's at gay Disney World. And the day of G hot is a week late.

Damn, yeah. Not one, not even a whiff of a G hot at Disneyland, you know. Who the hell are the infidels that they're always talking about? If it's not white women, if it's not the Vatican, if it's not the Jerusalem for white women, other than Disney land. Who do these, who do these jihadis thinks running the show over here? We're all mad at the Jews, but the real people pulling the strings are gay Disney.

K Disney land. White women, right? Yeah. Yeah. K Disney Land. K Disney Land. Fat white women, right? That's true, yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Show me that graph with all the, you know, the red of the CSC, who's running the media companies? Yeah, yeah. All those guys are trying to sell shit to fat women, okay? Kanye, let's put everything in perspective here, okay? Guys. I think they're filling their, you know,

lower and middle ranks with just fat women too. You have a lot of, yeah, they're taking over. Thank God, the Jews are there. Or else it would just be all fat women selling food to each other. I mean, and pretending they don't know why they're so fat. Don't you think? It's weird not seeing anybody else on the video here. You should have put a little talking like animation, Jeff.

A little talking job up there. Okay, everybody. Sean is not here. I kind of forget what I had to talk about this week. It's been a busy week. A guy, a guy threatened to rape my penis with his mouth online. When, recently, I said I didn't really have a problem with a some big titty hoe going to another.

Who, a rape? Your dick. Like, he's gonna violently suck you off. He's gonna suck it. It's not gonna go easy. So, yeah. And nope, I didn't bring up him sucking my cock. It's like it's you get to sparring, but you've got him in the thigh lock. It's the ultimate disrespect. I don't know. I can't

imagine. You would think someone would be the other way around, but you would that you would forcibly rape my mouth. But I don't know if he got his wires crossed or something, but this is the, yeah, this is what he said to me. I haven't processed it yet completely. I said I don't really care about some big-titty. He goes, let me show up at your house, unadvited. Show millions of Instagram followers where you live and see if you'd have the same reaction. I'll even suck your dick, just like you want sniper wolf to do.

Does that hit the same, you fucking idiot? Cool. No. I'd rather just... Doesn't hit the same at all. That's a hot woman with big tits. No, yeah, like nice looking mouth. If sniper wolf, sure.

If she wants to, first of all, she won't suck my dick, but if she does, that'd be awesome. You could get it. I don't want this guy, a review tech USA. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Does he have a YouTube channel? Yeah, he's got like a million followers.

He's going around threatening to rape my dick with his mouth. A million followers? I think so. Subscribius, you guys, whatever. Oh man, get some decorum online. What's going on with you, man? Guys, man, you can't be talking about rape.

Yeah, look at this. I'm sorry. God, look at this fat, fat sausage lip motherfucker. He's gonna rape my dick with those lips. Oh man. Oh God, you know, bro. 1.3 million subscribers. He's talking about raping my dick.

He's mad at you, dude. You ever get somebody so mad at you? They threaten to rape your dick with their mouth? No. Never happening to you. They happen to me at just the other day. I don't know how to pull my head at me, but. Yeah, not like that.

What would it take for you to get so mad that you threaten to suck someone's, forcibly suck someone's dick? Dude, I don't think I could ever. And he doesn't know that I'm, he doesn't know when he said that, he doesn't know that I'm not 12 or 13 years old, you know? Shit, that's true.

Yeah, he could be saying that to a child. Yeah. So he's gonna rape a child's dick with his mouth. Yeah. Not a good look, buddy. No, no's true. Yeah, he can be saying that to a child. Yeah. So he's gonna rape a child's dick with his mouth. Yeah. Not a good look, buddy. No, no, no. You can't be having a million YouTube subscribe arenos and be threatening to rape children's mouths with your dick.

Yeah. There needs to be like a online like dick horror. You think? Seminars, cause step number one, don't ever threaten to rape anybody. It's falling apart. We've got, I've been threatened to be shot at. I've been threatened to be raped.

What's next? Is there anything I've been, and I've been threatened to have my ancestors graves defiled in one week. In one week I have been threatened to be shot, raped, ancestors, graves, dug up and defiled by insane people over preposterous shit, over absolutely preposterous things, things that do not matter at all, comic books, But Big Titty Bitch is taking YouTube's outside of something TikTok's, outside of someone's house. That's how this started. That's how a woman took a- I'm not caught up on the Lord.

Take a fucking video. Take that beer. Oh yeah, here you go. This hot girl takes a video in front of this guy's house. Yeah. Some other YouTuber and he starts crying about it because he needs victim points and attention. Wait, a girl.

A girl. A girl filmed a video outside of a guy's house which was online. This guy, tech man. Another guy, another totally unrelated guy and everybody's freaking out about it. Everyone mixed up. Who's the girl? That girl sniper wolf that he's talking about, that he brought into the dick, secretary. Never in my life. Totally unrelated.

Totally unrelated. Totally unrelated. Totally unrelated. Totally unrelated. It's so angry that this hot, big, kitty bitch took a video outside of this other guy's house that I don't know. I'm gonna suck this guy's cock, whether he likes it or not. You lost it, bud? Yeah, man. You lost it.

Get it together, bro. Get it together. Chill, chill, chill, dog. Here's a,. Yeah, man. You lost it. Get it together, bro. Get it together. Chill, chill, chill, dog. Here's a, that's online. Here's a guy who's getting in the spirit of G-Hod. Oh shit. Let's take a look. It's, I don't know what his name is, but he's,

Stop, let's sit it up. He's gotten, he's so upset about a parade that he's decided to drive through it. Mm-hmm. And it's basically, I think everyone's biggest fantasy. Yeah. That guy that did it at the Christmas parade, he messed it up for everybody for a little bit,

but only for like a couple minutes. Yeah. It's the most annoying thing. Every year, twice a year, five times a year, what between, between the superstrates who need the roads closed down for Christmas and whatever bullshit family celebrates they're doing. And the super non-states that need it closed down for their HIV polycules.

The streets are in the oil people that are cutting the roads down, the protest oil people. Oh, you had the best suggestion. I don't know if you said it on a show. I was listening to it. To me, you're like, just whip out your dick and piss on them. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, you know, that's so fucked up.

It's so humiliating. They can't, they're gliggly themselves to the ground. Yeah, you can't really get in too much trouble for pissing on somebody right? I love you. Yeah, it's funny and you and you get to show everyone your dick. Yeah, that's a bonus that I didn't really I wasn't Explicit about yeah, so this guy's decided he has enough and he drives through a Parade My mind said it exit the convention Yes Get him Yeah

Fuck you Christmas brain He's got all these cameras. I think he said about the cameras. I don't, I guess. All right, no, he just got cameras. Like, nice. And now he's driving. He drives on the shoulder to get around the block. He's got shit to do, man.

Yeah. Uh. Oh, now he's on the parade route. Oh, hello. Now he's not hitting anybody. He's really going. He's not hitting anybody. He's really doing a good job not hitting anybody. This is the most, this guy, this is decor. This is how you do it.

This is how you, you know, keep your terrorism kosher. Yeah, just don't hit just don't kill anyone. Don't hurt anybody. Everybody's afraid. Everybody lives to tell the tale. You don't need to leave one guy alive. You can leave him all alive. Well, I'm sure he's gonna get in a lot of fucking trouble.

That's bullshit. Who put that video up him? I don't know. Because he doesn't look like the kind of guy that's doing a broadcast. He's not a good guy. He's just some dude. You know, so he's got these this

Setup video in his car, you know, probably for insurance for accident. There's crazy people out there And uh, you get those days. Can you do this and then come home and be like, oh, what a day. And then he's like, oh fuck, I remember when I freaked out earlier, like, let me review the tapes. And he looks at it and he thinks he has this. That's awesome. This is going along. Yeah. This is what people need to see this.

Twitter, Twitter, juicetist. You think he'll go to jail for that? I think he'll get a fine. Oh man. That's a good one. Like 10 grand or something. Something, yeah. 50 grand, something like that.

Reckless and danger men or some shit. I'll ask people running like a GTA game away from your car and see your speeding towards the parade spectators. Cool, I want a crazy fuck. At least he didn't suck anyone's day. That's two for two crazy fucks on the show so far. Okay, I got another line. I got another one. Let's go big to small to big. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Here's another episode of ultraviolence. I don't know what this is. This is a this is a bicycler. Oops. Yeah, yeah, bicycler. Now This is a bicycler. Oops. Yeah, yeah. A bicycler.

Now, the thing about bicycles is it's a shame. It's really a shame because 99% of them ruin it for are so annoying that they ruin it for all of them, all the rest, you know? Yeah, I've got, it's always the actions of a small majority, overwhelming majority that we're going to have for everybody. A couple that lives upstairs for me, they're like our age,

tatted up, like, I don't know, some kind of Asian hipsters. Yeah. And they are on some bicycling shit, like padded out every Saturday morning, like I'm like doing my wake and bake, coffee thing. And they're coming down the stairs, click, click, click,

full cost, tune helmets, and they're like, howdy, you know, and then they go here in Pasadena, they're really doing it, you know, we got the shorts, all of it. And the car is kidded with all the fucking, you know,

gas tanks and all this and we're gonna put our shit here. And I always wonder like, my girlfriend's always like, when we see them, she says, he got her into it. He got her into it. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I always wonder like, like, wonder like, did they meet?

You know, okay, I have a, I have a, I have two bicycles in the garage. One that I've used maybe three or four times and the other that's never been used. Cool. And then the reason I have two is because I was at my parents' house. My dad was getting rid of his bikes.

He's got new bikes. And I said, I'll take one, maybe I'll ride it, you know? Yeah. Maybe, I don't know why I was probably really hungover so I thought I'd change my life around and get healthier and stuff like that. My girlfriend stand there and she goes, oh, I'll take the other one.

And I said, well, I was kind of my thing. I don't really want it to be like a whole routine. I don't want to have to like gather, it's different. If you're doing something, it's just, I'm going and it's done. But if it's like a whole family thing, it's we have to prepare, we have to have a- Which is taking hour to get ready to do anything. Sometimes a dude just wants to go and his fucking bike

and go a little bit and then you're done. If you're like, hey babe, I'm going for a bike ride because the wait for me. I'm not leaving for an hour. Now I'm not leaving. Now I'm just staying, now everything around me is the same. Yeah. Yeah.

So maybe she forced her way into his hobbies, what I'm saying. But if you're the type of person who forces their way into that kind of that level of bicycling, the lamplands on strong shit in the middle of the fucking road like this guy. No more than this guy. Like, you know what I'm talking about? The guys, the real deal, they annoying.

Yeah, the most annoying, the percent that fucks it up for the rest of that. Yeah, the 99% to a pair. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. So this is, this guy has said the point of these signs. This is a bicycler who has a pole, like a protest sign and he has a pole across his handlebars and there's a giant

poster on one side that is indicating how much space you're supposed to give a bicycler when you pass. I'm on this guy's side that's fucked up. So you have to steer all the way around him, right? Yeah. He says the point of these signs is to show the legal passing distance. There's a disturbing urge by Americans to watch this thinking they're supposed

to cheer for the bus driver. Now, I guess it's a bit of a spoiler, but. Okay, Andy, is that this guy in the video? No, no, I don't think so. I don't think so. All right, here's the video. We got the bicycler holding a pole with a sign on it to pretend that he's larger than

he is because you're not, but you're not supposed to hit that pole legally. And then here comes a bus or an RV driven by a fat Santa Claus who's not even giving him the whole like look, crowd, you know, where the fuck's a boss supposed to go? There's no room. The bus? Yeah, look at that, look at the wheels. On this side, he's right up against the curb, right? And the fucking bicycler, of course,

is on the far left. It is when I saw the bike lane. It was like imagining our streets, but there's some European fucking tiny s. Yeah, I can't do that shit. Okay, here's what happens. Pukus nedopaduoslavnya. Here.

Oh. Hey, man. Bicycler goes down. The bus runs over his gay little sign. Talk about like putting a jamming a stick into your own spokes, man. You did that. You did that. You did that. The bus didn't.

And the guy doesn't slow down at all. The guy driving the... No, it should be. No, it should be. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Maybe next time you don't have that stupid little stick. I like it. Maybe next time realize that you're You're engaging in one of the most privileged hobbies. There is and you fuckers do it during Workday to work day when all of us we would not like to use these roads at all actually People who are driving to fucking work or driving wherever going we don't want to be here So when your ass is driving around wanting to be here and not only that but breaking the law all the fucking time

For fun, it just engenders nothing but hatred. Yeah, dude. I I don't I can't There's no I can't think of a time when I've been in the car and feeling like yeah I'm happy to be loving this live even driving over here, I was like, fuck, fuck this shit. Went down the hill, you know, saw the down the hill people. You got a town pizza. Oh, we do. We do.

That's out of business. Okay. COVID destroyed it. Nice. We had, we were having all these great gentrifications happening and then, same COVID came in and just ruined it. But I like it because the gentrifiers in my neighborhood, they are fancy like fuckheads.

You know, they're on some like, whoa, brewing company conglomerate shit. Okay. Building these, you know, F slurry ass, like spot bar spots, $18 pretzel shit. Yeah. And COVID just ran them all out of town. It sucks.

And people came in with like auntie, you know, M's, Ethiopian food. And yeah, we got a vegetarian falafel place. Just open down. Is there a vegetarian motherfucker? Are you talking? I think it's like a vegan restaurant. Oh, but all they do is falafel.

Like you guys, man, I would have killed for a Middle East Europe restaurant right there. It's crazy. The town pizza has a pride flag in the door window. Has that just been there since they closed? I don't know. Let's see, here's a, this is from Target. Somebody sent this in.

There we go, pride flag. This is a, is there a, Oh yeah, is it ironic that they have a nut cracker with the trans, yes, pride flag that that one, yes, go, slip past the goalie, yes, I think the fucking artist, they set off. Yeah, he was laughing his fucking ass off the whole time. That's off.

It's like the thing with The penises on the little mermaid. Yeah people like Disney's so crazy like They want to include shit like hidden sublim no no no no the executives didn't even watch in these fucking cartoons It's a bit off-artist level that are like Fuck yeah, you know There's there's only one remaining. I guess maybe that's a chance. Or not.

Or not. The other way I see it happening is some corporations like, oh, we gotta meet our like exclusion score. Like what fucking products do we have that we can paint up in this palette? And they're like, you know, these t-shirts and the, blah, blah, blah, candles or these fucking nutcrackers

for Christmas. When we have leftover that we can throw a trans flag on. Those are last year's nutcrackers, fucking repainted. Brilliant. I live in my car, the, oh God, it's like a madman shit. Yeah. Last year's nutcrackers.

Pride. Oh shit, I thought I had the, what is this? This was a Oh, man. Shepelle's walkouts. She has a fucking, uh, pit bull. She's living in her car and she has a pit bull. You need a pit bull for when you're in your car.

You know, I'm not a fan of pit bulls and because I have a little dog and I don't want them to get hurt and they're fucking crazy, right? But if you're a homeless person, it's probably the best dog to have. Yeah, because who's gonna fuck with a homeless person? I mean, as a woman like that.

Yeah, even an ugly one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that I have a baby. I just hope it doesn't kill you. Well, you're living in your car, you know? Mercy kill. Mercy kill. People ate her.

This was Dave Chappelle. He did a set last night where he said that Palestine people shouldn't be getting bombed and having their electricity and their water cut off. And some people walked out. They got upset. It walked out. Those managers. No, they got upset. They walked out. Was managers?

No, they were fine with it. Some people, wait, I think they self identified as shoes. Let me see, I never know quite. They all seem to be offended. There are a lot of them seem to be pretty offended by what's happening. But then any comments about Palestine is like, I'm offended by what's happening. But then any comments about Palestine is like, I'm offended by what's happening.

Yeah, which part? All of it. All of it. Yeah. The state of affairs is pathetic. I'm trying to find the quote they said. I thought it was ironic that they, innocent people dying while retards on Twitter argue against, you know, bots about whose

life has more value. You fucking idiots. This is where we're at 2023. You fucking it's man wake up. Stop this shit. He said that the US was guilty of aiding the slaughter of innocent civilians in arguably. Yeah, sure.

Any, in every single conflict the US has ever been involved in that's true. That's what conflict you mean. Yeah. Yeah. The audience reaction was mixed with some applauding and calling free Palestine while others walked out of the show. The audience was cheering Chappelle on during his tirade.

I was sick. We were sick. I turned to my friends and wife. I said, I think it's time to go. We walked out and met up with many other Jews leaving the show. Okay. How did they miss that? Yeah. Was that part? We walked out and met up with many other Jews leaving the show. I, okay. How did they know? Was that, yeah.

Was that part of the show? I didn't know. If I, what if I said, if someone else walked out of the show, how would you, how would I know that person is Jewish? That sounds like racial profiling to me. Maybe that kind of talked up. Maybe that guy's got diarrhea, some shit.

He had to leave. You know, or he didn't think that bit was funny, but I guess if you didn't think that bit was funny, you were probably Jewish and were standing outside. But these people, never in my life have I felt so unsafe and so fearful of what I was witnessing. Never, you never made me so unsafe. Wow.

And not at one point, did they feel a hint of irony that they are walking out of a comedy show to protest a comedian describing people permanently enclosed in a concentration camp who are being bombed while they're trying to leave. Right? Is that the level of irony that we're dealing with? I don't even want to hear this, I'm leaving.

Well, I don't want to hear about these people who can't leave and get bombed. What I would say to her is, I know you feel fearful, but you're not in that. Yeah. At least you're going to go home tonight. You're not like a woman. You can leave there at any time. Yeah, you can leave that in that. No one At least you're gonna go home tonight. You're not like you can leave there at any time. Yeah, you can leave that. No one's in your house. Imagine if at some time you tried

to leave the Chappell show someone to try to help you up. Yeah, that's what I'm like, oh, that's it. I'm leaving this show is very offensive. Yeah, these pals and he's like, we're getting out of here. You're not. Can't try again, sucker. No. I'm just really, I don't expect good PR at a Palestine. I expect it to be bad. Right? I expect good PR at a Israel and I'm not seeing it. Where are you looking?

It's what they're advertising. They're buying ads on Twitter. On Twitter? Yeah, I'm getting the YouTube ads. Are you are? Oh God, it was like, the babies that got murdered. I'm like, you're on a video like, you know, fucking pulled pork tacos, you know,

Maddie Mathison, I love that dude. And it would just be like, 40 babies. Yeah. Like, dude, can we talk about that? It's been long, remember, listen, was I not texting you like an hour after that shit and saying what I'm about to say now? Yeah, what's that? 40.

Yeah, where are you gonna give it? That's a lot of babies, man. Like, I don't think if you, if I went down to UCLA hospital right now into the, where their little newborns are, they might have maybe six, seven babies. 28, 20 babies. That's what we're talking about, a baby's. Yeah. How do you get that many babies in one?

Can you imagine what 40 looks like? Five babies is too much for one man to carry. And exactly 40? Yeah. Not 37. No, no. 42. 40.

40 on the dot. If someone said to me, you have 24 hours to get 40 babies here and we'll give you a million dollars. I don't think I could do it. I would have to put out a Craigslist and be like, do you want to get ready for baby? And bring a baby to this location. God, it's fucking.

You get Dave Rubin. Yeah, so the PR is weak. That is weak. Like come on, get it together. Dude, say 12, 12 is PR is weak. That is weak. Like, come on, get it together dude. Say 12. 12 is an off man. This one is, yeah, one. This one is, this ad is in Times Square I think.

Says, be human. Stand for Israel. It's not gonna, they need a better PR guy. So I'm not huge, not so the people that are getting killed. I know they're like roaches and stuff or you guys are saying that they're not even their human animals or something. I'm a human animal because I don't if you stand up. Yeah, you're on the same level. That's how I got other

stuff to do. I don't want to be standing for anything really. I won't even sit. Yeah. Uh, that's the thing, man. I don't even sit. Yeah. That's the thing, man. The apathy is the last bastion of freedom. Be human. Stand. Oh, wow.

I guess I'm not. I don't know. You guys have been, you guys have spent a lot of money convincing me and everybody else that were not any good. And now you're saying that bad guys do the opposite of what you want us to do. That's not really a winning move. Yeah.

Because you kind of trained us to always be the bad guy. And over the last nine years. Yeah. Um, good luck though. Yeah. I'm sure that'll be all right. Good luck with the money. Yeah.

They're gonna get it. So they're fine. I know. There was a, let's see, where was the approval? And I got it was funding for Israel and Ukraine. Yeah, yeah, cool. Rap, isn't that cool? Yeah, yeah. I mean, how deep do you want to go, man? I'm not trying to go. I'm not going that deep. I just know that that that Ukrainian like crest symbol. Yeah. It's an old symbol, man. Yeah.

It's out there. Look it up. They've got plans and those plans cost money and they need your money. Did you see the octopus? That was the anti-Semitic octopus? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're three feet.

The Greta Thumburg had a little. Is that real? Autistic toy. She's very hard. Is what real? Did you see, I saw the... Is it anti-Semitic? Cause it's got the tentacles. Why do you think that's that that be any semantics what I saw I saw this

my exposure to this. It was a Jordan picture of a Jordan Peterson quote tweet. Yeah says go to hell. And he's going to be that. I don't know if that's real or not. I don't know. I wouldn't put it past them to react like that. Yeah. But I get it. And now I see the boys on Twitter, you know, fucking octopus is just like, you know what?

I'm gonna be 40 soon. You guys, you got this. I'm not gonna be. It's just a little stuffed animal. Geez. It's not a, it's not a racist stuffed animal. It's just a retarded girl with a stuffed animal. It's not cause of autism, not a racist stuffed animal. It's just a retarded girl with a stuffed animal. It's not because of autism either. It's because she's a girl. A little

octopus guy that has a priceless, you know, gypsy crusader holding it. Then you could say something, but it's fucking come on. She's holding her beanie baby. Yeah. Give it a rest. Bullieter. Yeah. Bullieter into delight. You're making me defend Grand of Thumburg. Yeah, they're lashing out in all the wrong directions. Here's Chorum. People have no strategy for these online, like, you know, meme or, you know, battles, but big to small, like, you know, you look at like, low cow shit, people are arguing back and forth and they don't have any strategy there. And then all the way up to Israel, infinite funding, infinite

Hollywood support, government support. And they still have no fucking strategy with winning hearts and minds online. I think the two wars thing gets pushed through. Yale and saying, well, yeah, of course we can afford two wars. And then the government tripping over itself to, I think we're gonna afford two wars with the fuck. The government tripping over itself to tie in new funding for both now.

Well, we got to kind of divvy up everyone else's money into both of you. We're gonna give you a little bit more because we started with that. Who knows where any of that shit goes to them, their buddies. I know that some of that money is just in the form of our surplus weaponry and shit, which ends up everywhere. We'll just, you know, Lord of War, and I realize that all of my or most are a lot of my conversations with people

my age who are industrious who are working. All that's me. Yeah, all fall along the lines of, well, how do we how do we survive this fleasing and robbery of the treasury and wealth? You're not going to. How do you what ways can what can we do to survive it, which is so counterproductive? But my point is it's so counterproductive

to even have these pointless conversations about just stopping the evisceration of wealth or the destruction of wealth entirely. Does the money even matter at this point when they just, it's just infinity numbers that that looks limitless? Like does it matter? No, that's it. I don just, it's just infinity numbers debt that looks limitless. Like, does that matter? No, that's it.

I don't, it's not even the, it's not what is a good or not good investment. It's how do I manage to keep any of this? You don't, you, it's hard. Then I see they want it. They want it. They want to take it all from you, you know, they want to take your parents fucking 401k for them. Yeah. They want everything.

I have conversations with people who did not know that the estate tax is like taking half of your parents stuff when they die. So you don't get any of it. Yeah, that's, you know, that's, uh, that's been that way for a while. Yeah. Um, the, then I see millennials or whatever they are zoomers. Uh-huh. I got the zoomer, the zoomer girl. And there's a couple of them. It comes up every once in a while. Yeah. Where they talk about not wanting to work and that they graduated college and expect a big salary for the first place they work. And then everybody piles on them like they're wrong. When, obviously, when you pay $100,000 for a degree,

of course you expect to be making money with it because why the fuck else would it chalk? Why would it cost that much? There's no other place in life where that happens. It's just an outrageous expense for absolutely nothing and that you're left to be laughed and mocked at and mocked by the people who built it. Yeah.

It's really infuriating. Let me try to find the one I'm talking about here. Well, you gotta take in the consideration that these girls who are graduating right now spent the last three years in college watching TikToks of other bitches eating a side bowls on rooftops and San Francisco for 180K a year. And they're like, this is my day today.

I'm just going to the May, cafeteria. And they were like, that's gonna be my life. That's gonna be my life. Three years. And then, you know, and it should be, there's plenty of money. Yeah, it should, you should just, women should just be able to wake up.

That's PR. And go have granola and sit on a roof somewhere and do email all these girls into whatever fucking communication degrees or whatever I don't know what they degrees they had does it say there's not that much work that needs doing 80 to 90% of people working a job But a company are not doing anything. They're just writing emails to each other all day They happen to lie or buy their way into going to an office to sit there all day and write emails and babysit other people who cannot produce anything, but emails.

So the idea that there's is that it's more or less valuable than someone else who is also not working is ludicrous. Here's the. So creative turn of stitches off for some reason, even though we asked a question, but I think we need to talk about this, because I am a Gen Zier who got her first, like corporate and office adult nine to five job this year. And I was actually really excited about it,

because it was a marketing position in a healthcare company, so I think. A healthcare company. That's forced, you're just forced to buy their stuff. That they make for $13 and then charge $1,300. Yeah. Okay. Marketing. Yeah. Okay.

Marketing. Yeah. You don't even know. What is there to market? I had diabetes. I had a project with a company, not gonna name the name, the name, very big. Yeah.

And our Zoom calls, consisted of meeting with like, a couple of these types of girls and some older, fatter, old-one glasses wearing. One lady had pink hair and matching. I'm like, this is really happening. And it's out there. They're all there.

This girl is... They're all like this. They're having meetings with each other to sell drugs that people are either addicted to or required to buy. And then they're sending them out with a little briefcase. They wonder why they're like men are entering the workplace. We don't want to be nagged at everywhere. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like turn the whole Job thing into fucking this woman Telling you what to do all the time. It's my work husband. I don't want Horrible you gotta get a job you can get a work wife man. I want two wives I don't want a real I don't want a real wife. Yeah, I'm talking about why the fuck what I want that You gotta get a job they can pay off your loan. Yeah, I know. But you know what, if I was dating a girl like this,

I would want her to have that job. Just to get her away from you. Get her mind working on something. Yeah, and she could, you know, she could just work. I could stay home and smoke weed and make art. All right, here, here she goes. I thought it was gonna be really great. And I get that the company itself ended up being like

horribly toxic, but I also made a decision. Ha ha ha ha. The word is evil. It's not, Pfizer is not horribly toxic. It's just straight evil. The vaccines are horribly toxic. Yeah, their products are horribly toxic and will kill you and they know it.

Yeah. They're in toxic. She might be right. There are any race, healthcare companies are any race to see who gets to rape everyone with their first and most best and the hardest. Yeah. They're all producing identical products and then they know which one is better and they will still hire an army of you to go out and trick doctors and people into asking for that product by name.

It's evil. That toxic. Yeah. All right. All right. With only four months of working there, that if I had to do this like corporate drone thing for the rest of my life, because I did the math, you couldn't retire in this economy, I just like would rather clock out eternally. Like they were killed myself. Okay. I mean, I'm looking at the same house. I'm looking at the same house. I'm looking at the same house. I'm looking at the same house. I'm looking at the same house.

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How much, how much of this bitch am I gonna have to listen to even in the context? Yeah. Even in the context of this show, it's like, fuck. But this is, she should be supported. This is our, this is our ally. As America becomes increasingly cartelized into, I don't know how to say cartelized. I understand. Into a healthcare and fulfillment companies and government entities that are technically corporations, but they're run by the government.

Yeah. Our only ally is her young, hot, woman who will refuse to work. I will, I can be broken down to work. I can be tricked into work, but a young hot woman cannot. That is, this is our great, this is our secret weapon. Have you checked the only fans lately? The Andertate had to beat those whores, and you're just taking their clothes off.

No, no, I'm totally, I get it. What do you mean? Yes, yes, working sucks, yeah. 20 hour work week. Don't race, minimum wage, whack to hours and half. I'm sucks, yeah. 20 hour work week. Don't raise minimum wage, whack to hours and half. I'm not working more than 20 hours a week. Yes, please God, do that. She's a corporate whistle blower.

Yes. And because she's like a hot Gen Z girl, you know, people got to listen. Hey, man, the cute blonde 22 year olds, are you getting pissed? I was gonna show you that chart of who's running the world. It's hot together. The blonde pussy. Get it together, get it together, man.

You guys are fucking out. I'm losing it. She hasn't won a buy here, whatever you're selling, she hasn't won a buy, cause you worked too hard. So what does she need? What does she need? What does she need?

She needs our money. I don't know, they don't, women hate money. Really, that's why they're always saying it. They get rid of me. Yep, you give them money. Get it out of here. Get this filthy thing away from me. They don't bring it back to you.

They give it to, you know, Sephora. Okay, Eric. I'm out of money as me, like still in the same struggle you get by position and I was like, is this, this is it? This is life? Cause I would rather just like have that right now. I tried to keep pushing through with blind optimism but it was like so soul crushing that nine months in.

I just had to wake up and be like, Hey, is this the life you want to keep living? And the answer was like, no, I don't. I don't believe it. I don't take care of you. I don't believe that. You either go to work or go to work. Are you bitches stay home?

Man, Joe are gonna go to work. I have a good time. Wait, and I've said that was a bit tough because we were doing odd jobs here and there struggling to pay bills and just living life and having fun. And everyone keeps asking, like, what's your plan?

What are you gonna do? I don't know what the plan is, but I know if I have to go back to that corporate and office nine to five, like I won't be alive a year from that day. So say whatever you, ha ha ha. Yeah.

You know, I was somebody's war cosband. Are you were? It was awesome. How'd that go? Oh God, it was so boring at work. It was nice. Yeah. Once a month, she would break come into,

I, okay, so I had a really, this is when the, when I was living a good life, right? I had a really good, I had my own office in this beautiful building. I just sit there and chill, you know, do my thing. Yeah. Once a month, she'd come in just fucking sobbing, you know. But it was cool. She was cute. We'd go to lunch all the time, hang out, hang out after work.

Yeah. You know, I got it. It was cool. I get that whole thing. Work is so fucking boring. Yeah. If some like a babe, you know, wants to come in and like throw darts at your dartboard and your private office. It's nice. Let's see, I got one more and then I got the grave robber, the guy that tapped dance on Isom's grave. He's calling in. Oh, God.

He's calling in. Is he ready? I think so, is he here? All right, all right, let's go. Here we go. Is he, somebody tell me if he's here. Let me, let me message him to make sure he's here. Are you around?

We'll show it get smoked down here. I'm sorry. Yeah, let me see. Oh yeah, there he is, okay, okay, I think I see him. Here's the last one and then we'll talk to the, the ice-on, great. Okay, cool. Okay, cool. It says, this girl says, I really don't like these.

Why do children, oh no, no, here's the pose. It's blue baskets, blue pumpkins are meant for kids with autism. What? These fuckers don't have enough problems. They got to, the autistic kids are the ones that are going to be like, definitely not orange, definitely not orange,

definitely not orange. What is not Halloween? Make it orange. That's going to piss them off the bus. It's going to be the worst. Yeah. You stupid motherfuckers. You got an autistic kid.

He's like, it's Halloween. You give him an orange pumpkin. He's going to go ballistic, man. I mean, a blue pumpkin. He's going to land. Dude, they're supposed to be orange. Blume masks. They're meant.

He's gonna go ballistic, man. I mean, a blue pumpkin is gonna land. Dude, they're supposed to be orange. Blue baskets are meant. These autistic, blue baskets are meant. That's what she's pissed for kids with autism that cannot communicate with others. So if someone knocks and doesn't say trick or treat, don't take it as them being rude or weird. That is so fucking stupid.

Are you gonna put that in? No one in the whole on every door? You want a kid open up? If you're gonna think they're Jewish, like I think I just did blue lights. Now you're doing blue pumpkins. I don't have gals, man. Yes, yes.

If they show up knocking with a blue pumpkin, I'm gonna be like, what are you fucking retarded? That doesn't help the kid. Yeah. That just makes this. But every single person, why the fuck is your pumpkin blue? I want it to be orange. That just makes every single person. Why the fuck is your pumpkin blue? I want it to be orange.

I want it to be orange. Why don't we just make the autistic kids all wear blue t-shirts? So we know who they are. And doesn't say trick or treat. Don't take it as them being rude or weird. They deserve to enjoy Halloween like everyone else. You fucking idiot.

This is how you know this bitch has never been the adult at home giving out candy. When you do that, you're just like, you open the door, you're like, all right, here you go, and you close the door and you just want this shit to end. Nobody is. You're at a home party with your adult friends getting blasted. Yeah. No one gives a fuck. I don't even know, you know, what kind of pumpkin blue pumpkin. That's cool like

Anyways, who so who's complaining a woman? Oh, yeah I just thought I didn't know if it was real that blue pumpkins are really for autistic kids. I Hope so sounds like a nightmare God if the women complaining on social media could fuel interstellar travel would be at the edge of the galaxy. I did. Okay, let's talk to this young prankster.

Who is it? This is the grave. What is the name? Let me find out what his name is. Is it the Riley dude? No, it's not Riley. Is it a different person? It's a different person.

It's the guy that went to Eric's like, I saw him grape. Yeah. I'm not like caught up on the lore, bro. I'll catch you. But I have a plenty of head cannon. So I'm just gonna go with it. Yeah.

Here is the picture. Oh, did I not copy the voicemail over again? God dammit. You need Sean, man. I know. I can't talk to you on my run. This is a, but your assistant was on point with the beer's perfect timing. Yeah, I was like, I was the dumb waiter.

I don't call her that. No, no, I mean the thing and the hole in the wall. I don't call it that either. Are you there? Can you hear me? Yeah, there you are. What's up, buddy? I'm awesome. Howdy, Can you hear me? Yeah, there you are, what's up buddy?

Awesome, awesome. Howdy, how you guys doing? Good, so I have your picture that you did. Eric July, Eric July's getting sued by the Isom Ministry Church for violating the trademark of their name isom Fuck those guys. Oh, you don't you don't like those guys? You're on Eric side. Yeah, yeah

Sorry, I told you already The road is show. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. You bought yeah, fill me on on the floor and maybe you'll change my mind Okay, so isom the ministry have been around for 25 years, whatever, has hundreds of thousands of helping people preach the word of Lord God. Cool, that's good, right? Cool, yeah. Doing charitable, actual charitable works, donating to charity. Good for them.

Unlike Eric, they can tell you exactly how much they gave to whom and when. It's amazing. They have called zero people the N word since this started. Also unlike Eric. Well, I'm impressed by that. I didn't get called that. You what? I'm a little disappointed. He didn't call me that in his video. I thought he was going to cry in your video in his video that he made of you. Oh, oh me too. So Eric invoked the the name of his great, great, great, great grandfather,

Isom Knox. And he said the reason why I can't be sued for trademark infringement is because the name Isom is my great, great, great, great grandfather's name. Is that true? I'm taking his word for it. Yeah. I think it's true. These guys trace the lineage back. Nice. All the way back to this. His name was like I saw Jackson, Washington. I saw nox and then it changed from nox and to something else and then it became July at some point.

Cool. So he said this, this ministry, this Christian ministry is fake and phony and they're bad people. He said that. Yeah, yeah, he said, after he got sued, he said they're bad guys. They're not real Christians because real Christians wouldn't sue. They would handle it in the streets. How real it would pull up, right?

How real like a Possil era? Yeah. Because they would handle it in the street. Like that. That's one point for Eric. He's right about that. They would. So so you

go ahead. So we found so we were you know just doing research to see if this whole isom story was true and just happened to found find out where he was buried and the gentleman on the phone right now went to his tombstone and took a took this picture of isomnox's tombstone, the peace sign. Sir, could you can you explain yourself why you would do this horrible desecration of a man's respect like this? Well, of course. I did it for moles. Like I did it purely just to troll Eric July and his fan base. And the thing is, well, we all know that Eric says things. He shouldn't that either make him look bad or he just gives away too much information.

Well, if he hadn't have said where I saw Knox was from, I wouldn't have gone. I wouldn't have had my ears perked up and done a Google search and found out where the grave was in about 45 seconds. Yeah. And how much harm did you cause to the grave? You must have dug it up or it's tagged it or something scraped, you know, scratched your name on it or something like that. Scratched Vito. Zero. Zero. Yeah. Unless you consider like you talk about. So you went to Eric, July's great, great, great.

I think three or four. I think it's three or four great grandfather's grave and you took that picture and posted it online. Yeah. Yeah. Do you? I took leave flowers. No, I did not. I actually had a bad karma man. Well, there wasn't a floor stope and whenever I, whenever I had that. Should have brought them with you. Yeah, I would have it.

Well, you don't live in Los Angeles, but where we are, there's Mexican dudes by the freeway exit. Yeah. Yeah. Are you worried about the, the, uh, Karmic, um, retribution here? Or are you, what are you worried about more? Eric's July shooters, uh, who've been talking about murdering you all week or, uh, what are they saying, bro? What are they saying to you?

What are they doing to you? Oh, uh, let's see. My favorite one was somebody who I guess is supposed to be a witch. He kept posting like gifts of monsters and clocks, like going tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. He could play with net things. Well, you're in trouble, dude. You're getting hacked. He left, man. That's just real. Yeah, no, he left this. I sent a DM to Dick of it where he, he like sent me a kind of hex message and I'll just tell us the funniest thing. Let me look at it. I'll tell you whether or not if it's a real heck, it's a real spell.

I'm okay. Dabble or this, you know, yeah, yeah, I understand this shit. I have for a long time. Let's take a look. All right. I'm gonna scroll up. Is it this one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is it the smell? Oh, yeah, yeah, is it the smell? This Kirby guy? I don't know what is what he say. He's too flipped to eight hours. Yes. He's like, this when it starts and I'm like, what do you say? I'm just I'm just here laughing. It will be playful. Then what noise is here and there? almost like a child, but it's that smell that this guy is a fucking amateur. You have nothing to worry. Yeah. What the fuck? I wasn't. Have you been getting any any death threats or threats of people aerating you or ventilating you? I forget what how they say. yes, yes. Let's see. On my YouTube channel, somebody left a comment on one of my videos

that was a vague bomb threat. That's not only me a bomb. Yeah, I've gotten, I've lost how many count of, you know, just we're going to kill you. And of course, you posted it was from Eric July's video about me of, I think people were saying it was Melanie Mack saying, I'm pretty much saying like, do all the doxing SJW crap to me, but that's not what I'm saying. Type out. Yeah. Somebody said like it would be a shame if somebody found your name. It would be a shame if they contacted your work. It would be a shame if they found out where you lived and sent some guys. It's like, well, why? Why? They call them, man, relax. They're mad at me because they ask you a question, why did you go to the grave? I did it. Like I said, I just did it as a troll. Like I did it. Okay, well, it is a troll,

but why do you feel the need to do that? Because I thought it would be funny. And to me, it was. It was like, what's funny about a guy melting down because someone went to his great, great, great, great, great grandfather's grave and put stuffed animals on it. Oh, you put stuffed animals? Yeah, look. That's nice. See? Look, man, Eric, oh, bro, just chill, dude. If someone, think about, if I was Eric, I'd be like, you know what, whatever.

And if someone walks by this headstone, they'll see that 500 years later, people are still paying respects. They're still paying. You think a guy who was born while there was slavery, a black guy. This is the black guy that's the son of a fucking slave that came about because the slave master raped the mom.

Is this fact? This is what I got it from the headstone site. Oh shit. Like a historic like I don't know if you can go there and comment on headstones. Like that's a thing people do. They go tell or something. Yeah, it's like a headstone like find a head people do. They go tell. Or something, yeah. Yeah, it's like a headstone.

Like find a headstone site. People will come in and tell the story of their ancestor like to give some context to the, you know, the tombstone. And that's on his tombstone. Like he was, this was the son of a slave and the slave master and he was raised by this guy who he considered his father. You think the guy who was the son of a slave

is offended by a white guy going there and taking a picture with a fucking stuffed animal because his ancestor is a multi-millionaire. Do you think the ancestor is offended by that? No. A fucking of course not. It's amazing. You can't go to any of my ancestors, ancestors grave because they were all murdered by Bolsheviks.

I know one gives a fuck who they are. And I'm not famous. And a millionaire, Eric. That's cool, man. Yeah, what did you think about the video that Eric made of you? That's got to be pretty cool. Aren't they claiming that you peed on it? Oh yeah, I saw something on Twitter for a second where there was like a stain.

Yeah. And then an old stain. Let me see this. Did you have a pee on it, pee on the grave? No, I did not. I have all the, I posted all the picture. I believe you. It takes a kind of person to piss on a grave. There's one grave I'd like to piss on. And I know how sick I'm not going to tell you, but I know how somebody could go piss on it, though. And then it's not you. No, no, I know somebody in the audience could go piss on it though and then it's not you. No, no, I mean, somebody in the audience could go piss on it. I will do it. And it's someone, you know, and you gotta be a pretty sick person

to do that and this guy doesn't. Piss on a grave. He's not gonna do it. He didn't do it. He's just a fucking skeleton. Who fucking cares? Yeah, but I don't think this kid did that shit. It's the cemeteries or just a waste of good real estate

if you ask me. Exactly. I'm, of course, it's a cemetery. It's a carlin housing businesses parking lots. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Um, so is this year, how did you get to the grave? Why did you, when was the, when was the, what was the moment where you said, I got to go

to this guy's grave and actually, uh, it was, I was just, uh, I was going through Twitter and just the whole thing of Eric doing his I saw him lawsuit video was going down and he was like, well, here's where the name came from. And then, then whenever he said where I saw him came from, that's my ear picked, perked up. And I was like, okay, I'm going to go, I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to post it. Yeah. And now you're on this show. Is this your first? Is this the furthest you've gone on the internet? Like have you been on the show before? Has he been on the show before? No, no, no. This is the first time. So what's your plan? Are you are you going to What's your next stunt? That's what people are waiting for?

Graving in a head next. Yeah, yeah, what's your next, you know, you've hit the minor leagues of the internet. To be honest, I'm numbers. I don't know, I probably won't do anything like this again to be honest. I was just saying, it was something I did on it. You should do more. You're like, you know, a baby Frank Hasel.

Oh yeah, you could be. No, you know, I'm saying anybody's great. Well, you should go to a Walmart. Fuck with people. What you pissed on a grave is that if somebody gave you money, if somebody not at all, if somebody said, if I die, I want you to come to my grave and piss on it. I wouldn't do that.

You would do that. If you ask me or like someone I love, you know, yeah, with somebody you hated to ask you to come to my grave and piss on it. I wouldn't do that. You would do that. If you asked me or like someone I love, you know. Yeah. Well, if somebody you hated asked you to piss on their grave, would you not do it out of spite? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you. I'm never f**king out there.

You're good. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is on that dead guy's grave. But I hate you. I'm not getting in the car. I'm not driving somewhere. Yeah, I'm not driving. That's what the funniest thing about it is. They're so upset that you went to a grave, but it's just like a, I mean, it's a pain in the ass. Like you took time out of your day,

parked a car. Yeah, dude. If somebody asked you to go to the store, like if you're white, it's like your girlfriend or your wife, asked you to go to the store and pick up her birth white, it's like you're girlfriend or your wife asked you to go to the store and pick up her birth control, you'd be like, oh god, dammit.

You cannot told me this yesterday, you can't go do it, but a guy tricks you into going and taking a selfie at his ancestors grave, and it's like, yes. I think. If I was a 500 year old spirit, and the son of a slave and some ludicrous white boy showed up and put stuffed animals, you know, on my headstone. Mm-hmm. I'd be honored. Honestly, dude

500 years and people are still talking about you. Yeah, die. No one will fucking talk about me. You let alone show up with my grip. You said the headstock. You're fucking stuffed animals and shit. Oh, wait, do you have a video that you want to plug? Shaz. Yes, yes I do. I just released it today. What started me on a YouTube channel was after your review of I-Som since I don't always agree with you when it comes to entertainment,

I decided to buy it myself to see if it was really that bad. Yeah. I was expecting something, you know, that would be mediocre, just be like, ah, okay, first try. And then it turned out to be one of the worst things I ever read. I made an hour long video essay. Uh, yeah, you and the laborers second hold on. Let me turn off the camera real fast so you can

squeak by, hold on. I gotta let Joe out of here, Jess, hold on. I'll be back. I know, but my mouse is good. I gotta take a piss, bro. That's really where it's at. Okay, go ahead. This nice beers.

Yeah, they are. Can you grab me when you come back? Yeah, I'll bring two down. I'm gonna, all right, cameras off. Go ahead, get out of here. All right, so then you read. Go ahead, get out of here. Um. All right. So then you read it and it was the worst thing. The matchable.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I made a video that turned out to be an hour long. It was something I did on the lark because I just, it was just this bizarre thing where I needed to express myself about it. And I was just like, I'll try making a video. And right now, as I saw today, it's set net 5,500 views. Oh, congratulations.

Yeah, no, I was shocked. And my review for Isom too just came out today after much delay. I don't know outside of what you've said about it on Twitter and on both your shows. I don't know what you said about it because I haven't listened to the biggest problem episode, but I'm actually just posting it to the chat now. It just came out all about an hour or so ago.

Okay, what's your YouTube? What's the name? My YouTube is Moronic Opinions. Moronic Opinions. Yep. Did you find the second issue to be much um, much, surprisingly much, much worse than the first one in difficult to finish? Like difficult to read.

Yes, I had to, I read the second issue twice. Um, I had to do two settings for both readings just because it's just my biggest problem with it is the pacing. It's so flow and not in the slow burn way because things still happen in a slow burn. Characters still go through conflicts and struggles. Yeah. I some two is just I'm gonna walk here talk to this person. I'm gonna walk here talk to this person. I'm gonna walk here talk to this person. I'm gonna walk here talk to this person. This person is gonna take

me where I need to go. It's just, it's just ex-position dump, ex-position dump, ex-position dump, and it's all the same information over and over and over and over. Yeah, it is. It is all the same information over and over again, and nobody talks realistically. Nobody talks in a way that's like a human being has ever talked to another human being before.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. Yeah, it's, it's like I, I wanted to be a film director once upon a time what feels like a lifetime ago. And yeah, this is, the start of summer was the first time I put anything I've learned about storytelling through my years of high school, my brief time in college, and the handful of books that I've read to

use. And it's just like, I've got a guy saying that you'd need a couple surgeries if you ever did this to him. Let me play this right now. Oh, I think I know this one. It's kind of a weird comment if you ask me. It's kind of funny because they are, you know, suggesting things that are more vile

than anything I ever did. Yeah, that they want to like torture you. And subject to your weird sexual torture and stuff. It's like you're still going to have to, you have to go in front of a court and be like, but, but he did this. That's not going to hold a passing defense. You still did something. Yeah.

Okay. You still did something illegal. Let's hear this one. I saw the thumbnail. Well, what is this about? I watched it and I mean, he was visibly shaken. I don't think you have to be a body language expert, which is another fake job that these people create

for themselves. Right, like they can't resist spurging out at every little thing. It's such a weird, it's such a weird way these people live. Okay. Yeah, and they're nuts and like people complain, well, you're a coward because you wore a mask. It's like, I wore a mask because I've been on Twitter

long enough. I've seen how they've just reacted with, you know, treating people like they're going to murder them because they said, I don't like this comic. Yeah, it's like, yeah, they're, they're nuts. Like this is, I hate you. The rapier dick with their mouth if you're not careful. Oh, yeah, I hate to use the term, but it is a toxic fan base.

And I remember, I remember a time when the dick show was considered one of the most toxic fan bases on the internet. It's just, yeah, I mean, it's, it's like, it all does come down. There's people, a creator say this a lie, like you're not responsible for your fans, which is true. Like you're not, you're not legally responsible for your fans, but you kind of are, like, not completely, but like the overall temperature of the of the antics that you're encouraging or not encouraging or discouraging or setting the tone for, like you, you kind of are a little bit. You do have, now you don't have a responsibility to chill everybody out or to stop or prevent them or encouraging them from doing stuff like

breaking the law, but you still are, you are, it is reflective of you. Um, yes, especially when you direct them like in his video, because you know, Eric July will go out of his way, not to name people he hates like you were a video. Yeah. What does he do in his video? He opens up the video, he opens my Twitter, and he's pretty much directing people to harass me. Yeah, like I think creators won't admit that you can encourage or discourage it because

they don't want to be held liable for it. They know that's the natural extension. But it's totally true. Like Eric's fan base, they're obsessed with violence. They're obsessed with like vigilante style violence on anybody who disrespects. Yeah. He should put me in his comic. I love my good story about vigilantes. I'm on Eric's. I'm not even caught up to what you guys are talking about. Okay, we're talking, we're watching a clip from this guy who said he's gonna kill

jazz. I'm just kidding, man. I'm just kidding, man. Is that okay? It depends. You're... Go ahead. It depends for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. It depends on what you want to be. Okay, cool. Okay, here you go. He was definitely visibly shaken in the video and I understand his anger and his frustration. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great, great grandfather. We got to get this cleared up. How many grays? You have to go find someone who's great. No, defecate on it and take pictures. And you're, he didn't defecate on it.

That's come on, man. Take care, Ooma. I didn't hear about that. Like the P thing came up, I think Monday, and I was thinking, what the heck? And then you can imagine this guy pulling his pants off and shitting on my son's grave. That was shit.

Yeah. In the middle of the day. I thought he was using defecating to cover a piss, but be more inflammatory. Oh, really? Yeah. Do you think he means desecrate and doesn't know the right word? Who the fuck? I don't know who this guy is.

Who is this guy? Fucking, I mean, a guy with an entire wall full of trash and balls. There's a lot of garbage. There's a lot of guys like that. You've got this VLC window open of this guy. Who is this guy? I don't know. He says, is he one of Eric's shooters?

As you possibly, yeah. He could be. He got a straight shooter here. All right, let's go. If your house looks like this, you don't get any pussy. You got to stop. You got to stop. What's up? What you do? Digital media. Man, why do you own discs of anything? You got room in your house. These things are widely. Hey, physical media has its place.

I get it. Yeah. Okay. Here you go. You're too much of a pussy to show your face. Yeah, it's true. Or your asshole. You know, you defecate on a grave and you don't even show your asshole. Okay, come on. All right. All right. But this is what happens when everyone, and no one takes anything seriously and everything's a joke. And you get a lot to get the groove of the whole god. Hold on. You can't see like this is his whole life philosophy. This is what happens with nobody. He's like, imagine him shouting this at you as a kid. Don't tell me where you are from, but how long of a drive was it? It really wasn't that far away.

I was shocked. You gotta be. What if he lives next to Isom's grave and we can do whatever we want? A lot closer than a couple hours. I'll put it that way. As we were saying, if I'm going to get in the car, I'm very serious. This is not taking thing.

You got to be taking things very seriously if you're going to get in the car. Oh, yeah. I mean, who took that picture? Did someone come with you? Did you have a timer? No. No, it was a Did you have a timer? No, uh, that was just a timer. Yeah, it was a, it was a selfie stick with a timer. Yeah. So you went, I did my best. I'm not setting

up not to step on the grave or anything. Good. Well, man, the picture looks so good. It's a good picture. Did you did? You could, if I could turn that into the sickest like a Halloween rave flyer. Yeah. With the Jason hockey. Did you already have that hockey mask? Good. You got the whole spirit. That's a, that's a Casey Jones hockey mask. Nice.

Yeah. I got that joke. I got that joke. And the stuffed animals. Did you have to go buy them? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. It's this.

Like the rabbit is actually a whole lot of a ass because I couldn't find a, I couldn't find a plushie. If I was, no way, imagine that you're like dating this guy and he misses your births there. So I don't know, but she's like, oh, so you have all this time, you go by presence to put on this grave of this guy just to fuck with him, but you can't remember our anniversary, right? The amount of labor that goes into something like this.

Yeah. So, you know, I think this dude, what's his dude's name? Jess. Jess. Yeah, he's taken it very seriously. It's a lot of effort. Yeah. Okay. Do something like that. Too lazy. All right, wait, I'm firing up, I'm playing this guy's clip again. Uh-huh. Because nobody takes

anything seriously. All right. But what's that? I said, I did it because I like jokes and jokes are funny. There you go. Yeah, man, you got to you gotta, if people get this upset over like stupid shit, you gotta fuck with them. You have to because it's the only way for society at large to see who the bad people are. Is when you fuck with them and they fucking fall into lightning up because there's a bunch of bigger fucking things to worry about. Yeah. It's kind of shit.

And if you're, if I did get it together, bro, like, I don't know who you are, but I'm sitting in this studio watching a VLC of you talk about Eric, July's, I saw him, like, bro, yeah, what are you doing? Yeah. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it's the this is all you get your like What would your mom think of that? What would your ancestors think? Yeah, what would your ancestors think of that? Okay, here you go because you don't agree with his opinion or you're upset that you know

He's made millions of dollars on his comic books. You have to go do that I would love to find out who this kid is because he deserves to get the fucking ever-living shit kicked out. All right, I'll just miss you. Oh, whoa, it gets better. Take a note. And you know, if Eric does anything that, of course, you know, he's in the wrong. No, if someone defecated on what a-

Wait a minute. He's definitely in the wrong. If he- what do you mean does something about it? Who? Eric? Yeah, he said if Eric does something. I don't know. He's- his fans and him are always talking about how he's going to do something about

something and handle it. You know, I haven't really been watching this drama just to stressful for me. You in Vito. You in Vito. He can't watch it anymore. Fuck Vito. He started this shit.

I mean, right? Yes, I agree. Okay. Honest. Where are you saying, Jess? I already lost my train of thought. I haven't been of goldfish brain. Oh, that's what it was.

People saying that, oh, you're going to go to jail and all this stuff. And, like, you know, Riley just went and... What's your plan? Stuff I looked there is still there. If I was going to go to jail, it would have been confiscated. What if you did? What would you do? What would you do if you went to jail? Would you? Would you?

Well, I guess, I guess in this, uh, in this metaphorical world where I didn't eat breakfast this morning, I guess I'd be in jail with you Riley and Vito and the I mean Dick. I meant dick. Guess what? I'm taking the jail over. Well, I'd be on death row because obviously I did the most foul thing out of all four of us. You defecated on a grave. Can you have a match in that? Oh, war. Oh, shit.

I'm hitting on a grave. Shitting on a grave and then taking a picture of it. He didn't do it. Of course not, but he did like a slob squat, you know. Oh, does he think when you're when you're crouching and doing the victory sign with your fingers that you're actually secretly shitting through like a flap in your jeans at that slob squat? Okay, I guess that might have been where they got it from, but like I was doing was just parodying that flash grave meme. So what else is that's all I was doing? I have to say.

Yeah, I hear I'm going to play lot of shit. I have to say. Yeah, I hear. I'm gonna play more of it. I rolled tizgrabs and I found that about it. I break their fucking neck. Is that what you're doing? Bro, you burned it! I'm a man!

This guy's gonna break your fucking neck! I gotta hear that again. No, man! You know, if Eric does anything that, of course, you know, he's in the role. No, if someone defecated him, I'm gonna put on my rolled tizgrabs and I found that about it I read that fucking neck

Take a Why would you say that? What is this guy's name if you defecate if you shit on my Is this a good shit? I like it guys grave and see what it can't do. I'll fucking kill you Make me shit on grabs. Here's the deal dude. I'll fucking kill you. Well, let me kind of make a man shit on Grave. Here's the deal, dude. I'm gonna take it to a level that most people wouldn't expect.

You gotta shit on the sky's Grave. I mean, you gotta, you have to. Your life has come to a crossroads. Either you're going to get off the show, have this be your one, Harrah, go about your life, whatever it is, or you're gonna go to this dude's grave next, and you have to choose which pill you want to take. You could shit on this guy's answer, but he might break your neck, so.

Break your neck. By the way, just as like a reality check, shitting on a grave is nothing. There's no difference between shitting on a grave and shitting in the fucking woods. Zero. Absolutely fucking zero. It's illegal to shit on a grave. I got a shit story.

I'm gonna say I don't want to do that. Wow, what a cigarette. The other day I go out to smoke out front and one of my neighbors, she's been in the building for like a year to Asian hipster chick. Another one, she's been in the building for like a year to, you know, Asian, hipster, chick. Another one, that's what I'm surrounded by. We've read new couple.

And she's like, is this a pile of human shit? Like, by the tree? And I was like, yeah, and she goes, that's awful. And I'm like, yeah, it happens. And she's like, did you tell the landlord? I'm like, no, what is he gonna do? You know, and she's gonna find the culprit. And she's taking it back in his ass.

He says, I'm gonna send him? All right. Yeah. And she's like, I'm just gonna send him a picture of him. Like, I don't know, he's probably busy. And she goes, yeah, he's been really busy with his new baby. He just has his first son. I don't know. He's gonna be risked.

The guy's arm and shit, right? Yeah. He just had a baby. And this candidate wants to send him a picture of like disgusting hobo dire, we are splattered. Down the side of it. And it fucking stinks. Of stinks of course for a couple of days we'd park our car in the street walk by I'm like oh man. They maybe keep thinking of India. I'm like if one third can do this like

like the whole country can do it over there. Yeah. I mean anyways. I'm gonna send him a picture. Do you think I should send him a picture? No. She's what she's saying then, but also mind you, it's 9.30 in the morning.

I was, I said, you know, if I was Melvin, I really wouldn't want to get a picture of a turd during breakfast. He's already been up for three hours, changing diapers and walking his, right? He's getting this, while he's changing his baby. Just a case. I haven't seen it. I've seen it. I hope this goes good with your cheery house. Mother fuck.

Awful. People have decor, a man, get it together. You don't send people pictures of you and shit. Not in the morning, dude. Even your lover, what the fuck? Is he supposed to do, come over and pick it up. You stupid fucking bitch. I wish I had him a picture.

I wish I could say that. Yeah, right? You just have to walk away. Yeah, well, sorry for the tangent. I sure wish I could stop you from what you're doing, but it would just cost me so much. Yeah. Because I kind of am skating by with you and me thinking

we're the same and we're not. I need you to keep thinking that. So you don't make my life worse. Please. Okay, so this guy says if anyone defecates on his ancestors grave, that he'll break their neck, because that's what it is.

Oh, so what are you gonna do, Jesse? Which pill are you gonna take, bro? The shit pill, the brown pill. You're gonna find this guy's grave. Listen, you take a screenshot of his face, you throw it on PMI. I mean, he's got it, he's out there, right? It's a streamer, yeah.

Man, a little bit of people search.com, and, you know, that's your next hit, or he didn't say don't do it. He said, if you do it, it's an invitation. So Jesse, you know, and I know you're gonna be, Dick's not gonna like this because he loves this shit. Don't shit on this guy's grave. Oh, of course not. I'm his great.

I'm his great. I'm far far too lazy to go. Don't even call him down and shit on this great. Just a slink back. If anybody shits on his ancestors grave, I'll totally lose it too. Unless he didn't want to go. You know, like what's the other guy, the clip of verse guy? So you have a sticker. Riley, Riley right so he's got a whole thing

Man, he's now he's really would shit on a grave. Yeah, and I don't know if I don't endorse that but he either I hate it Yeah, I'll go totally ballistic and nuts if anyone shits on a grave sure. I've told you I'm on Eric's I need me too So go ahead Sean's not here and we're shitting on graves. Leave that. Sorry. Let the video go. I have more videos too. I have Eric saying that he's like Israel

and I'm like Palestine. I know. I know. I saw a clip of that. Would you think, do you think that's a good route? Let's get. Let's just wrap this dude up. I'll shut the fuck up for a while.

I really don't give a shit what you do to me personally. If you, I mean, unless you put your hands on me, if you put your hands on me, it's going to be a different story. I'll walk away. Me and the couple of surgeries, not me. Sex change surgeries. Oh, what's that? Why these guys so amped up about fighting all the time and breaking

the next stuff would not want to run into this guy on it in a dark alley. He put my hands on him touches tits or something Can I touch your hair, sir? Let me feel you let me feel your stomach. Yeah, yeah So we're what's this fucking thesis? How does he wrap this up? You can say whatever you want about me, but You put your hands on this a different story, but if you go after my family then there's gonna be whether they're alive or not What is this? Dude, this is a fucking gone. It's a fucking skeleton in the ground, you idiot. I love this guy.

God, dude, my family. They'll go after my family. You know Riley, I feel the same way. They watch movies on Riley's grandfather's grave. Do you know what? His grandfather's Tom Mix, the famous country movie star. Okay, famous. Yeah, cowboy actor.

Yeah, cowboy actor. Yeah, cowboy actor. Like a lesser John Wayne kind of mother. Yes, yeah, got it. He's buried in the forever Hollywood cemetery that they do fucking movies at. Okay, that's a big. So go tap dance on fucking Riley's grandpa's grave. If you haven't done much.

You can't do much. And jobs on top of right. Yeah, I'm not even a joke. The Hollywood shit. If you go after my family, be it alive or dead. It's an event. I'm not even a joke, the Hollywood shit. If you go after my family, be it alive or dead. It's an event there's a Hollywood. So you tell your family where everyone comes,

they have picnic baskets, and they project movies on the side of a maza leaf. It's like, if you're from the Midwest and you come to LA to be an actor or whatever, the second year of being in Los Angeles, someone takes you there and you think it's a cool stuff. Fingers you in the graveyard, yeah. And then you're jerking off some dude who's lying about

who he can introduce you to. On top of Riley's, top of Riley's crap bus grave. Cool. I gotta hear that line again. Yeah, man, take a shoot. All right, everybody needs to fucking chill, man. I love it.

If you find yourself threatening violence, just stop. It's, that's a good rule. This guy has more material possession than like I could ever imagine wanting. Like all this shit that he's got behind him. Yeah, and he has enjoyed and savored all that stuff. How hard is your life really? That you're this fucking pissed about this. Just reams of media. I'm on that shit.

Insane. You're making me rethink my life, Joe. I'm just I'm just turning my head here and just looking at my cases of media of shelves full of blue race. Now you got to get rid of them. Jess, you're going to fuck with this guy as your next target or what? No, I don't think you should. I think somebody else, I'm not encouraging this, but I mean, if somebody wants to do that, yeah, yeah, I'll pass it to the next guy. Don't do that stuff. Don't do it. There's only one in there. I'll be so angry if anyone does that. All right. Say whatever you want about me, but you put your hands on me. It's a different story. But if you go after my family, then there's going to be whether they're alive or

not, then we're going to have a, you are going to have a problem. Not me. You are gonna have a problem. Well, I don't know, man. I'm dumb. And just again, this is what happens when you don't beat the fuck out of your kids. This is what happens when you don't tell your kids no. This is what happens when you just give your... All things that happen to me growing up. Yeah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh. This is what happens when you don't beat your kids. Did you say beat the fuck out of your kids? Yeah. Yeah. And you're not supposed to beat the fuck out of them.

It's my the reason. You're just destroying. I mean, Rick does too much. No fucking kids. Still dead. I'm stupid. God. This is what happens when you don't beat the fuck out of your kid.

Like, well, I thought you just like physically reprimanding them and like, no, I'm beat the fuck out of these. You're a kid, you're a kid, you're a, you're already fucking up. Yeah. A couple slip ups. And I think we'll tolerate. Sure. Beating the fuck out of the kids.

No, smithereens, into the ground. Paul. Not this kid's fucking block off. Oh, yeah. You never disrespect someone's ancestors. I'm gonna... Never. I'll demonstrate this to you by being your direct ancestor

and beating you. So you'll know to never disrespect ancestors. I think it's a mixed message. Yeah. Okay. Well, thanks for all this. Jess, it was a very exciting week because of you. Yes, it's been quite a week.

Thank you for having me on. Blood for the content, gods. Yeah, I think Vito was, Vito was, well, Vito called me when it it happened and he was giggling like a maniac, but then he gets on the internet and says like, oh, I don't, I don't know. You know, I watched the show on fan. Yeah. I watch every, I watch you guys love you. Then why is he not, you know, coming in here and being like, oh, yeah, I didn't see

that. I didn't see this, you know? Mm-hmm. Come on, man, you started it. Get into it. He was loving it, but then he goes in like, well, I don't pride out. Yeah, that is hilarious.

Come on, man. All right, do you want to plug anything, Jess, or give a name? Yes, you can find me on Twitter at OhNoJesszilla. J-E-S-Z-esszilla.jsZILA. And also my YouTube channel, which is Moronic Opinions, which I just started. I'm very open to how I can be improving. I just put out my third video today and I plan to keep on making it because it just seemed like a fun thing to do.

Are you asking for advice? to keep on making it because it just seemed like a fun thing to do. You're asking for advice. A ways I can improve. Yeah, I'm always looking for ways to improve. I've, I've just started YouTubeing and my first video was just a Laura. I thought was going to be a one off, but while I was editing, I realized I had a fun.

You're going to have to put shit out every couple of days, bro. Okay. Nothing gets done without. It's an effort and elbow grease. So yeah, no matter what you want to do, whether it's have a YouTube channel or whatever the fuck, you know, going to people's graves. You gotta be serious about it.

You gotta be the grave guy. Yeah. You gotta grave's all over, shit all over them. Wipe your ass with the grave. No, no, no, no. Go to it. That's what you're saying. Every couple of days, you gotta shit on a new grave.

He doesn't have to shit. He could go to Riley's grave. Throw up on it. Throw up over there. Oh yeah, okay. Get a hand job. Be like the, you know, yeah. Get jacked off by a guy whose HIV positive.

Like that's a funny bit. Yeah, Hollywood. I don't know. Yeah, that's hard advice for you. Wait, wait, listen to this one. Hold on, this is, stay on. This is another Eric. Alright.

This is a, so I started, when all this isom stuff started, it became clear to me that people were not actually reading the comic, that they're just telling, they're just like, why not? Because they don't wanna have to read it and then say it's good.

But they bought it. Well, they bought it as like a culture war totem. If we're going to read it. Well, they can't. Influencers can't read isom because then they can't promote it. Because it will make, they know how bad it is. So they can't read it and then still say it's good. They have to not read it so they can say go buy it.

Do you know what I mean? I have a whole theory on that. what's your theory? That's, it's, it's the cross, it's the crossing of the audiences. It's just they know that if they say something bad about Isom, they will lose a big portion of their audience. That's just my theory. They don't have to say anything bad. They can just read it. But they can't, they can't read it and still tell people to buy it because it will be bad. So if they read it and then they say go buy it, they will look dumb. If you made a comic, right sucked.

Yeah, I would tell and I had clout on the internet with these YouTubers, these like Star Wars as gay or whatever. Yeah, I would tell everyone to fucking buy this thing, even if it sucked. But then you lose your credibility for criticizing other media. Like Star Wars. Like Star Wars. Kind of read it either. Nobody's reading it.

Well, that was my point. None of you fuckers are reading this and you say it's good. Nobody's reading it. So I said, just ask everybody what their favorite part is of Isom. Yeah. So no matter what anybody says, say, what their favorite part is of Isom. Yeah. So no matter what anybody says, say, what was your favorite part of Isom? What did they say? Nothing.

They say, well, I haven't read it yet. Or it's on my stack. Everybody knows you. Like the part where he jumps on the walls and fucks those dudes up. That shit was tight. They could easily say that. I saw it on your show. Yeah.

I haven't read it. But I saw it part on your show. It was cool. Okay, so here's Eric throwing a fit about that question. Because it's so effective today. This was right before the show. It's so effective. This is this, because no, that happened a couple days ago.

Yeah, that happened like last week. The guy says so much stupid stuff. It's impossible to stay on top of it. Fuck, man, he's an MC. Okay, here it is. It's like someone asking all the fuck a top of, what was your favorite part of Y-Sum? It's like, what type of gay ass shit are you?

What are you on? Shit. First of all, it's a weird ass fucking, nobody asked that about anybody, but what you should be putting nobody ass that dumb shit? People ask what you're doing. That's what quite nobody asked that about anybody, but what you see you put nobody asked that dumb shit. People ask what you're doing. Just don't have fun.

Nobody's nobody, I love Eric July. I really do. And hey, listen, yeah, I've been subscribed to his YouTube for a couple of years, dude. Yeah, I like him. This is cool. Nobody asked that. What kind of gay shit is that?

Is that what he said? That's what I would say about my art. If you ask me too any questions. It's also just the whole thing like. Go ahead. Yeah. It's the whole thing with the Rippet fans like whenever you ask them, well, what was your favorite part? They completely melt down. like whenever you ask them, well, what was your favorite part? They completely melt down. I've got to point out, I'm not allowed to ask that question about a comic book by somebody and it's like,

why can't I? It's like, well, you're only allowed to ask that about movies and TV shows and then I ask why and he couldn't give me a reason why. He just said, well, you just can't. It's like, who couldn't? What was your favorite part of Akira? Oh, Joe.

I love the whole thing, man. You love the whole thing? Yeah, my butt ever got out of the park. That's a good response, by the way. But when he pulls the yellow sheet off of his bike, that is probably the most advanced piece of animation ever at the moment in the history of animation. I'm just thousands of gifts of it.

Yeah. It's gorgeous. So you get that it. Yeah, it's gorgeous. So you get that part. Jess, what's your favorite movie or anime or whatever? I'll go ahead and answer the Acura questions because that comes from an awesome. Okay. Just because it makes me laugh every time,

the parts, it's towards the beginning where they're in the principal's office and you have the gym teacher slapping all the boys screaming discipline over and over again. Discipline. Discipline. I yelled that shit at myself when I catch myself slack. And actually if you are, if you want my eyes on two video that it actually opens with a parody of that scene, what was your favorite part of eyes on two? Uh, whenever I reach to the end. Yeah. The second one. The second one. Yeah. Oh, one. The second one.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's fast. Vito, you better hurry the fuck up, dude. What's Vito thinking? A year for a comic book? Man, every quarter at least. They're hard to draw, man.

That's why I have mad respect for Eric and all the hard work is doing. It's hard to make a comic. You guys are bullying the shit out of this He threatened to kill Riley. He threatened to murder him and show me You can't look man. Okay, go on. All right. Here is here is Eric talking about what's your favorite part Like someone asking all the fuck a top of what was your favorite part of isom's like What type of gay ass shit are you? What are you on?

Top of first of all, it's a weird ass fucking quote. Nobody asked that about anybody, but what you should be putting on the ass that dumb shit? Nobody. But that's what it is. It's like, again, this stems from this guy is undeserving of it and therefore it can't be. Therefore, it's a projection.

It's like, I'm not a projection. I'm not meaning like they're trying to just put their position on you. It's more of they want you to be a person that you're not and they're gonna spend a lot of time trying to convince you that you don't believe your own fucking beliefs. It's crazy. That's crazy.

This is so fucked up. I mean, dude, draw your comic book, work on the product. It's, you know what's crazy is that, in order to sell anything, you have to jump through all these hoops and these communities and all this shit. You gotta make a YouTube and have a persona

if you can get millions of dollars selling comics, which was normal in the early 90s, which is when all these guys, like Eric, we're looking at that image shit, which is what they wanna emulate. Eric, if you wanna fucking hit those levels, dude, you gotta drop this internet shit, you know? Nobody asks that about it. Nobody ever asks what's your favorite part of it.

People love it, I guess. I don't know. I like them. It's cool. Weird shit. It is weird stuff. But that speaks to what it is that I'm talking about. It's like, they're gonna work overtime.

Who's gonna work overtime? There's nothing you can do. They're gonna work over time to de-legitimize your effort because envy and jealousy. No, there's two different things. It's views, bro. This is show business, dog. What's your favorite part of that? Why so? Actually, actually, it's because they're a projection of envy and jealousy and what what it is is jealous I know you palestine that that shit he's Israel and his he didn't say specifically, but I think he implied it Okay, I don't know let's see and I didn't this one. Okay, is a hell of a motivator and like I said I ain't know, let's see. And I didn't this one. Okay, one. Is a hell of a motivator.

And like I said, I ain't got that shit. I'm not even built for that. I don't got that in my heart. I don't see other people succeed and get mad. That just doesn't impact me like that. It does not fucking, I don't view it that way, never have. It's like, I see other people succeed.

I'm like, wow, that's fucking impressive. Cool. Like, Epstein, you saw him succeeding? Like, that's impressive. Yeah. I don't have it in me to be questioning the fate of Ireland. Did you do any moonwalking while you were at Isom's grave? Just.

No, I'm a white boy. I can't dance. Oh. It's a missed opportunity. All right, here's- Good. Here's- Here's the last video I swear.

This is- This is Eric saying he's a good writer. I don't want to read some comments. Writer? Oh, the choked- What do you mean? Yeah, writer. Okay.

Is that- He's a weird guy. He's a YouTuber. No, he? Yeah, writer. Is that... He's a weird guy. He's a YouTuber. No, he's a good writer. He should hire a writer. Well, he, okay, that's part of this. Because he hired Chuck Dixon. That's cool.

He's like a famous writer. Okay, is he for decades? He's a good job. Well, his book isn't out yet. It's AlphaCore spelled with... He's doing? CORE. Well, I hope people read it. I actually heard a theory about why the white is expelled. Why? Why is it misspelled? A theory I heard

was to get around a copyright dispute with DC because Alpha Core wears green and you have the green lantern core in DC and it's spelled, you know, C-O-R-P-S, the correct way. Mm-hmm. So he is aware of copyright law. Huh. That's strange. Did you see the video? Why do you sell it, settle with those guys. Did they, did they try to settle?

Yeah, they sent him. What was the deal they gave him? They didn't specify. We don't know. But it seemed to be a, if you want to continue using isom, you have to pay us a licensing fee. Forever. Well, for as long as you're using it.

Fuck those motherfuckers. Nobody gives a shit about your church. This is isom, dude. $3 million comic book, fuck you. You change your name. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Eric needs a PR guy. Yeah, he does. He's doing all

his real. He's terrible. You don't stand as Israel. You're not human. Yeah. Oh, man, that's amazing because I don't feel human. Yeah. So I guess. Yeah. Eric, you need a PR guy, bro. Hit up, John. Look, there are people who are Maccavillion psychopaths, who are masters of fighting internet information battles. They work at Rand Corporation. They write papers for NATO, DARPA, right? And those guys, they're over there at the Israel trying to do the PR. Yeah. You know?

They're not doing it well. No. Man, I would love to do PR for Hamas. Anybody? Eric. He's got $3 million, bro. If I had whatever I saw in profits, I would cut back on the warehouses and hire a fucking PR guy.

You need a guy to tell you what to say, what to tweet because this shit is crazy. Yeah. You know, it's crazy. Well, let's go. Here's why he's a good writer. Because people have been saying that he's like, some people are saying that he's the worst

comic book writer ever in history. And I doubt that dude. That's just what people are saying. Yeah, okay. He's not saying that. He enjoy the encounter but yeah, brighter ever in history. Not doubt that dude. That's just what people are saying. Yeah. Okay. He's not enjoying the encounter but y'all are in every nice on one. I can't understand the hate. I really, really love the comic.

Well, the hate isn't because of the comic. The comic is just the means. You got to understand that. So it doesn't matter what it is that I wrote. It was all, it was never going to be good enough and they were going to nitpick it and scrutinize it like nobody's business. So by the way, this is, all of this is because only me gave it a somewhat bad review. Yeah.

I, most people don't understand it. Actually, customers don't understand it, but you know, when you work from, I don't like him or I feel like he's undeserving and he shouldn't be in the position it is that he's in, you're gonna fonts, you're gonna work backwards. So it doesn't matter. I don't think anybody's thinking that. No.

He says that so much. Yeah. Nobody doesn't want you to be where you are. It's because dad left. It's like when we're, that's hard, man. Me saying that? He'll Smith. No, no, no, you saying that. Oh, remember when we'll Smith, yeah, remember that episode. You're saying the Rick's dad left. It's like when we're, that's hard, man. Me saying that. He'll Smith. No, no, no, no, you're saying that.

Oh, I remember when we'll Smith, yeah, I remember that episode. You're saying the Rick's dad left? Yes, Eric's dad left and Will Smith's dad left. And then there was that episode of Fresh Prince where Will Smith was like crying and saying, why did he leave? Why did he leave, right?

That's like Eric's whole reaction to all the negative press. Damn. It's like, you know, I think it's amazing that he had such a success. I love capitalism. I think it's a great thing. It's just his product is garbage. That's the thing about it. It's, it's, is that really?

I'm not, I guess, I mean, it's like, that's cool. It's just you are, you are flooding yourself. I promise he called me the N word. That's a good product. And I can't call him the N word bad. I don't have a problem with products being garbage. Sorry, that's what this guy interrupted you. Sorry, finish what you were saying. That's all right. Real quick. Yeah, no, one of my favorite movies of all time is Death Wish 3. That is a terrible movie, but it

is entertaining as hell. But yeah, Eric's product is garbage and he he's walking around like he is the second coming of Stanley. And man, he's a guy who made a comic and made a lot of money because he had a good YouTube persona. And you know, he he called himself the Michael Jordan of comics. Yeah, which is embarrassing and also the new Stanley. It is it? It's the new Stanley. And it's just like I recall, I recall it was either him or just maybe it was Nerd Roddick or somebody said, oh, he's the new Stanley and it's like, well, also if you look into Stanley's stories. That's all played a shit, you know? Yeah.

And if you look at Stanley's stories, Stanley had a lot of good ideas. He just wasn't that good of a writer. Stanley ended his life fumbling his lines. Garbage Marvel movies and having everyone around him take advantage of him. There was a story his caretaker was taking his blood at his old folks home. Okay. On to the pretense of like medical checkups. Sure. And signing comics and shit in his blood and signing a shit on eBay. So, you know, Stanley, yeah, no one broke her neck or anything like that. These guys are always talking about

doing. Wow. Is that fucked up? Yeah. Yeah. Like I would not want to be the Stanley of anything. A decade ago, I actually went to a con and well met in quote Stanley. I had him sign a few comics and it was actually one of the most depressing moments of my life because like there was no there was no like he just he was just frail tired. There was nothing. Yeah. He's 90. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bleep more. Well,. He was like, I was expecting just a, hey, how you doing? And then son of my comic can hand it back.

There wasn't even that. It was just, and then afterwards hearing about like all the things that were going on with this caretaker, it's like, oh yeah, I understand. He didn't even want to be there. He just wanted to be able to sleep in with his wife. Yeah, but he probably voted for a by. Yeah, but he probably voted for a by myself. Fuck him. Yeah,

fuck. Yeah, but a fucking, put a fucking collar on him and lead him around. Yeah, no one in that. Blood, bro, did code for anything and he made Spider-Man. So for comics,

it all, if you know about comics, it's always been this fucked up. You think the people who made Superman's ancestors are getting any money, Marvels shitting all over their ancestors graves and Stan Lee screwed over Jack Kirby who is Yeah, definitely more talented than Jack Kirby, but everybody only knows Stanley. I mean Jack Kirby is infinitely more talented than Stanley rather. Yeah, but I think everybody knows he's

Michael Jordan of comics. Who said that? He said that. He did. Where's here? Let me get the connection. What do you mean connection? A black, I guess. I know that.

That's the only thing that's obvious. He's a gambling addict too. I don't know. All right here. Here here here. This is how he's talking about being a good writer. I could have wrote fucking the greatest. And I got half the mind.

You're I'm gonna be right a little bit. Position it is that he's in. You're gonna fonts. You're gonna work backwards. So enjoy the body's business. So most people don't understand it. Actually customers don't understand it, but you know, you work from I don't like him or I feel like he's undeserving and he shouldn't be in the position it is that I that he's in. You're going to fonts, you're going to work backwards. So it doesn't matter. I could have wrote fucking the greatest and I got half the mind to troll them and do that shit, right? Like, like, half the mind to come up with a story where I put Chuck's name on it, but I wrote it. Well, who wrote it? And vice versa.

But what the fuck is he talking about? Basically, you make a real shit. Just to see how I hold on. I let it all out. But I wrote it. Chuck Dexon is a different right as a decent writer. I know I know how you'll be able to tell. This is his state decent. is different as a decent writer. I know I know I know I'm a traitor. I know that's how you'll be able to tell. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know So that you put Chuck Dixon on his script and his name on Chuck Dixon's and then you guys have to guess who's who we won't be able to tell. Okay.

That's his idea. Yeah. Here, here, here, here, here, here. Versa. So the most retarded thing I ever heard. No, it's a brilliant. I love it. Here.

Where I put Chuck's name on it, but I wrote it. Uh-huh. And vice versa. Brilliant. Not even being sarcastic. Basically, we ghost rode each other shit. Just to see how the audience will work. What would react? For the next book. I know. Do it, Eric. And then you make a vote tweet and have people guess which one is what I had to mind the fucking like it. Do some shit like that. You should

have to mind no different mind Let people know but we got look man. We got talented writers, right? Well Mike Barron says I'm good Sasuke say I'm good and Chuck fucking Dixon Say I'm good I Think I'm good. I think I'm alright. I have something on that. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Those are all people he pays. All of those people are people he pays to write shitty fan-fick comics for his stupid comic universe. If they say I'm good, Am I? That's what I wanted to say. What a gangster.

What a gangster. Where is this video from? His live stream. He gets on... How many views? He has a struggle session every day, like 3,000 or something. I know. I said I'm subscribed, but I barely watched this.

Nobody watches this shit. It's long. I'm not subscribed. I'm not subscribed. I'm not subscribed. I'm not subscribed. I'm not subscribed. I to do that. I'm not going to drive it around. The video last week. Yeah, the video about the grave robber here was his most watched video.

If people that I pay to write for me say, I'm a good writer. I love this. This is what I'm good. And I'm good. He doesn't seem to understand. I want him to understand. I, he, listen.

Have you ever heard of anything as insane as that? I that he has so many is enough resources to pay people to tell and he asks them if I'm good. Am I? He doesn't understand that if you pay people, they're more likely to become yes men. That's. I mean, of course. No. Well, that's what George Lucas had and the prequel

trilogies are masterpieces. God, I can't believe he said it. I wish Eric July had 10 million dollars. I mean, so I want to see what he does. This shit is awesome. This is fucking fine art. This is keynote. Because look, you got to understand back in the day, you would go to the comic store

by Jim Lee's, you know, X X men ultimate, whatever. Or, you know, a comic that I really loved was the gambit for issue mini series drawn by Lee Weeks, fucking masterpiece. You can get all four on eBay for like 20 bucks. If you like comics, those are some of the best comics in the X-Men early 90s world ever. Gambit, drum by Lee Weeks, four issues, awesome. And I don't know in like a lost mid-trained.

Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. You liked it. You were saying you liked what he was doing. Yeah. Because it reminded you of the Gambit thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of. You did. You liked it. You were saying you liked what he was doing. Yeah. Cause it reminded you of the gambit thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of do it.

Yeah. You know, but we got, look man, we got talented writers, right? Well, Mike Bairn says I'm good. So I could say I'm good at Chuck fucking Dixon. Say I'm good. I think I'm alright. I think I'm alright. I think I'm alright.

I love it. He can't even, he can't even say it. I think I'm good all the way. Oh my God. Yeah, that's good. I think I'm alright. But, so yeah, it's hard, but I can just imagine some poor new soul bro coming in, just,

just eight man. I know of him. He's got a comic book. I can afford it. Let me see what this is about. Gets in on it. Reads it. It's relatively harmless. It's a nice little lunch to the universe. Let's say if they're reunite someone and then they see somebody's deranged brainless at like it's the worst goddamn thing in the world because I'm the worst. They think I'm the worst goddamn thing in the world. Sorry, wait a minute. What was his pitch for his comic book? Harmless?

That was a pitch for a $35 comic. Is that it's harmless? I've never, dude, I have completely destroyed it. I'm just sure I referred to by that adjective. Yeah, it's harmless. What do you mean you're bugged? It's harmless. Ah!

Sorry, I'm sorry for it. It's not gonna hurt you, dude. Don't worry worry bro. And on it reads it, it's relatively harmless. What does that mean? Is there blood in Isom? Yeah. A lot.

No, not a lot. Isom punches a security guard. And he's shut his cut scene is his heart explodes. That's cool. And then he, but I didn't need more of that, dude, make it some fists in the North Star. Shit, dude. I want, I, what is I saw him's power? Power. We don't, we don't know. Oh, I make it like, you know, violent. That would be cool. But I, is that what he means by harmless? It's not like too.

No, he means it's an apology for the art. He's saying that the art is inoffensive in itself. So please stop picking on it. Yeah, sure. I mean, I coast on that, leave the artists alone. They're working, it's hard work. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm making art and everyone's picking on me.

Which art? This art with people. I'm making of out of people for everyone to enjoy I expect these people to understand what you're doing You're painting the poetry of your times like an old master Okay, let's let's continue. It's a nice little lunch to the universe. Let's say if they're reunite someone and then they see somebody's deranged brainless at like it's the worst goddamn thing in the world because I'm the worst. They think I'm the worst guy in the world. I can just imagine how much of a fucking culture shock that has to be for them. What are like, what in the fuck? Like what you're seeing is as far as some other people's reactions is is this totally different from your experience

So but on a serious note when they say I'm good. I'm thinking I'm good, you know, I mean I'm thinking I'm I we heard that Cool, let's truck this really that's what it all boils down to, right? Let's just be honest, no snark. It's just sometimes haters don't like that. I don't listen to them. Or some people just engender with the hate of the knife. Don't like that I will listen to them. All the time.

It's like, man, guys. You're a PR guy. It's all right, bro. It's entertainment. Some people are gonna feel some kind of way about it. And yeah, if the consensus for the actual buyers or that they enjoy it, you can't like change your mind on that.

Some possible. I mean, you can give your opinion and you're free to do that, but just because someone else doesn't listen to you, doesn't mean they don't listen to anybody else. What is that long pause? They think he's having a crisis live, an existential crisis of the nature of ours. Because you guys are bullied for that sound. I can not tell.

I'm also like, I feel sorry for you. Oh, you. When he says you, is he talking for you. Oh, you. You are. That's what some people say. When he says you, is he talking about you? Yes. Okay, so, yeah. I'm this whole thing.

Yeah. You're always like Eric July, but he just still hasn't, he hasn't named you yet, right? He calls you, is that what this shit is? Yeah, that bunny. What is this bucks, but buster? Buster Baxter, that's what he called me. I saw this on the desk, this is cool.

Yeah, I'll hold it. Is this AI? Yeah. Love it. God, I on the desk. This is cool. Yeah, hold it. Is this AI? Yeah. Love it. God, I love AI art. If you don't like AI art. Well, you know what?

I was going to sell this, but then I was worried that it would be infringing on the, well, I thought it would be infringing on Eric's copy, right? But then now he's getting sued. So now I think I can sell this. Why don't you contact? I never mind. I should shut the fuck up. I was going to license that I was going gonna try to get a print license from them.

Look at that, isn't that cool? Yeah, I like it. Yeah. So that's you. I feel sorry for me too, like he's saying. Why is he sorry for you? I don't know why he's sorry for me. He's just said he feels sorry for me.

I feel sorry for me too. Yeah, so we could agree on that. My life is much harder having to endure this art and justification for it than it could be to be you looking at me. I'm glad I'm not you. They feel like their opinion is the opinion and that's the only nothing can deviate from that. It's like

Come on bro get it together This creativity bro, not together Get it together, bro. Yeah. Real. I've been in conturning anybody in the screen. All right. Okay. Okay. That's the end. Just the end.

No. Yes. Thank you for calling in. Thank you very much for having me. Good luck. I hope none of these weirdos kill you. Oh, I doubt they will. And if they do, then it just makes me a martyr to this community. We will make fun of that, though. That's the good idea. I know.

What the fuck? What the fuck? This guy, he's been like regular old kid. His whole time. I'm like, yeah, I'm sitting here in this room, you know, talking to him, some kind of true kid. I don't know whatever.

And he's like, you know, Dicks, like I hope they don't hurt you. He goes, I hope they don't either.. And he goes, I hope they don't either. But if they do, I will be a martyr to this community. That's the G-Hod. That's true. People are wild. Okay, goodbye.

Goodbye. You. That's what makes me think that it should be me doing the G-Hod. You, I mean, I'm waiting for someone else to do it, but I should be doing it. Yeah, I think That's what they're worth doing you should do it. You gotta do it. I Aticus Finch says dicks low IQ moment of the week Wow, okay human shields

Wow, okay. Human shields. So a school shooter is blasting kids to bits with an apostrophe S in a kindergarten, but nobody is allowed to shoot back because the school shooter brought his own children as a shield. Big brain, several laughing emojis. We think about that.

Human shields. You know what I, I, whenever anybody uses an analogy to explain, ex-argue something that everyone already understands, I can immediately discount their opinion on that and everything out. Yes, for sure.

Okay, Israel's blowing up hospitals because Hamas has agents in there, terrorist organization that's also kind of their government, but not really because they don't have a statehood is using a hospital as a headquarters because you can't blow up the hospital. They're blowing up that hospital. I understand that.

I don't need an analogy. Who the fuck knows, man? I think how can you have an opinion on such a thing? There's no internet coming out of this country. Yeah. I don't know who the fuck's in that hospital. Gaza? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, just don't shoot the... Okay, what's your analogy here? So a school shooter is blasting kids to bits in a kindergarten. I don't have the, okay, what's your analogy here? So a school shooter is blasting kids to bits in a kindergarten. I don't have kids in a kindergarten, so why would I care about that? But nobody is allowed to shoot back

because the school shooter brought his own children. That's so fucking stupid. Yeah. The kids should have gotten got an analogous situation. So you can't talk about it within analogy. Some Americans just really want, they really want to shoot hostages. I don't know why that is, but like, like, and anywhere her moss is, like, no matter what, they're like, we got to blow up. We have to, America is bent on wanting to do the ultimate sacrifice.

So they're like, if her moss is out in the open, I guess that's kind of cool, her moss in a hospital. Yeah, then we can rationalize sacrifice. That's what I really want. I want to be in a position where I can rationalize harming innocent people to hurt terrorists because that makes my hatred of terrorism and violence greater than if I were to kill them out in the

open. Sounds insane. It sounds insane, but that's what people are. They want to, yeah, they would prefer deep down, they would prefer to engage with an ideology that harms innocent people to beat evil because it proves that they hate evil more than if they didn't have to harm innocent people to defeat it. That is obtuse retarded thing.

Yeah. Luma is. That's simple. Luma says, just because you mentioned the last show, reading a fascinating doctoral thesis, which is a throwaway, may have posited an explanation for White People's lack of in-group preference. The church in Northwest Europe forbade cousin marriage in a way that essentially forced out-group marriage for the last thousand years for white people specifically to break up clan loyalties, which could have led to organized revolt against the church, which apparently worked

as an intended, which apparently worked as intended until Martin Luther organized that revolt on intellectual and rather than a clan based. So bro get a hobby. So white people, they have an out group preference, right? Because the church made cousin marriage and inbreeding illegal for a thousand years. So now you have a bunch of white people who are bred. Race mixing. Yeah.

Who have embraced out group preference. It's a church. Cause the church. Okay. That makes kind of. And he doesn't like this. He's got a problem. Well, I mean, I'm just saying it's odd.

They're the only ones. White people are the only ones that have an out group preference. Yeah. Nobody else does. You can't even explain it to other people. Like why the thing isn't even chicks do. You should ask the rice cells about that.

They're very upset about it. Aaron on the day of Jihad, I went to work just like any other day. Well, on my lunch break for my 10 hour shifts that I commute one and a half hours to, I call my wife for a brief conversation. While speaking, I hear my daughter in the background laughing. I asked my wife why our daughter didn't go to school and she gets quiet. My daughter didn't go

to school because my wife bought into the day of jihad hype. I would have understood more if she said it was Friday, the thrifting. so the little girl got to stay home from school. Cool. Yeah, that's great. Why would you want a little girl? Yeah. Did you get me a pedophile teacher at your school? Why would you want to go school? They're all yeah, it's good for her. Another another day dodging pedophiles at public school. Now did the little girl the kid Yeah, that you have get to have a fun day of school or did the mom, you know, stressor out and you're staying about. She had things are happening in the world.

Oh, she's just like, you know, hey, little girl, let's play Play-Doh. Yeah. Tray says much smooches. Hey, Sean, fuck you, Dick. I just wanted to say I love the show. I found you guys do the official podcast and y'all took over my favorite podcast slot very soon. Hold on. I'm not Sean, so I have no idea what you're reading.

These are super chats from today's show. No, they're just comments. I don't have super chats. Today. Over the last week. Okay, cool. I've gone back and started from the beginning on my long days at work at a manufacturing plant.

Honestly, makes my day or infuriates me listening to your wild takes, but at the manufacturing plant. Honestly, it makes my day or it infuriates me listening to your wild takes, but at the end of the day, it gets me through it. Fuck you, Dicks, moochies for Sean, keep it up, and thanks for not killing yourselves. You're welcome. T- uh, Choney says, tips on not being a pussy.

Please don't use my real name. Hey, Dick and Sean. Well, you need six bands. Oh, God. Please don't use my real name. Do you have any tips on not being a pussy? I'm shooting for somewhere between not being able to confront people about the smallest shit and getting myself killed needlessly confronting strangers on the street.

Smooches for Sean, pets for Maddie, and a heart, and a heart felt, go fuck yourself to dick. What was that? Shooting between not- No, it's for not being a pussy, but he didn't give me an example. Yeah, well he said, I want to go somewhere between not being able to confront people about the smallest shit and getting myself killed needlessly confronting strangers in the street. What's your advice for them? I think you have to start confronting people on stuff that's not true or that you don't

care about. Like, the smallest shit is so annoying because it's stacked up over months and years and people endlessly needling you. So you're saying get practice on something you don't care about. On some of the little confrontations, casual stuff. Yeah. So you don't let the bigger stuff build up. Yeah. Or start confrontations on behalf of other people. Like I noticed that you did this to this guy. Yeah, what the fuck?

I don't know what I was thinking about. Yeah, me and you ease it into yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Become a Macchi-Valien people manipulator. Yeah. I would be learned to talk to people. Well, how do you do that? Talk to everyone.

Just talk to people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a confrontation is the hard part. I know, but how do you say it onto this? Well, the confrontation is like further part. I know, but how do you say it onto this? Well, the, it's the confrontation is like further down the line of social dynamics. Okay. This guy probably can't talk to people.

So when you go grocery shopping, get a cup of coffee, whatever, like, talk to the barista, talk to the cashier, how you doing, cool, nice shirt, blah, blah, blah, learn to talk to people. A lot of people don't know how to, you know, like some dude walks by and he's like, some old guy walked by the other day

and he's like, oh, good morning. And you know, like, yeah, good morning. Have a good day, blah, blah, blah. There's a lot of people. Then work up to telling people, you know, the confrontation stuff. I do think people can put a lot of weight and fear on confronting anybody over even the smallest things.

It only gets bigger, so take care of it right away. Yeah, but even if you can talk to people, being able to even slightly stand up for yourself on small stuff is difficult. Yeah. So give it a shot for other people and then So give it a shot for other people and then a lot of times you just have to get burned hard enough not doing it so that you learn to stand up for yourself. So does that work? It depends on how badly you get fucked over.

Hey, lying about education for seven years, feel free to read this on the show. I, a 24 year old male, have been lying to my family about my education for seven years. Oh, no. Okay. I've been expected to graduate next year, but I have not completed a single credit hour. What the fuck, bro, what are you doing?

Get it together. I know that they know I'm lying, but not to this extent, as the children of their friends are busy becoming lawyers and doctors. I think it's been in their best interest to go along with my stories to avoid the embarrassment. Oh no. For seven years since you were 17.

What the fuck, wait, was it an Asian guy, you think? Been lying about like, yeah, I'm in medical school to his like a distant family, or who's he lying to? His parents? His parents, I live at home. Pro, you're so fucked. You're fucked. What are you doing?

Get it together. I live at home and we've had our share of uncomfortable interactions in regards to my education. I've always felt pressured to match the success they've had in their own lives, but you, you totally zeroed out. Like you didn't match it even close.

He's Asian. I assume so. Or Indian. Well, what other race would be? What a problem. Around the corner, bro, you better get a medical degree in five months. What the fuck? How would you, how could you like?

You could just keep going. Like they are this, uh, yes, but they're gonna be a doctor, they're gonna steal someone's identity. They're gonna, right? I mean, if he had, you know, fantastic Mr. Fox skills or whatever, he wouldn't be riding into your show, dude. That's crazy. You never know.

Desperation makes people. Yeah. Innovative. I've, yeah, I've, I've been working full-time from home for almost two years I've made I've made just over a hundred thousand dollars in the past year not bad I declined an offer to work at the best company in the field because of relocation Why would that why would you do that get the fuck because of relocation. Why would that, why would you do that? Get the fuck out of there. My parents know this, but they've always held education above all.

Oh no man, you gotta get out. You gotta get relocating at 24. Is he living at his parents house? It's not be, it sounds like it. I declined an offer to work at the best company in the field because of relocation. No, man. You got to go.

Yeah. He's living at his parents house. What did he say? It doesn't matter. The hope is not. At or nearby. Yeah. My parents know this, but have always held education above all.

Your parents cost this. Your parents cost this. Do a flow chart, okay? It's 50%. Every branch is 50%. So 50% your fault, it's 50%, your parents fault. Always. Yeah.

And then go build your blame chart off of you, but they clearly cause this. They seem to believe that I'm stressed as I am because of an effort to balance both work and school. While it's a result of overworking myself and the exhaustion of lying. Aside from the odd work gathering, I'm very isolated in my personal life, cheese.

I enjoy being by myself and my autism fuels my interest in my work. I struggle greatly to focus on things I don't enjoy, but I'm highly productive at the things I do enjoy. Yeah. Well, look, your parents are... You have to be specific about what you do enjoy. That could mean a lot of things.

Your parents sound like old school fobs, right? So really all that shit about like, oh, you got to be a doctor, you got to have education. It's really about money. So if you've got some autistic weird crypto shit going on or whatever you're doing that you made a hundred K, make like 400 K and your parents won't give a shit, what college you went to.

Yeah. Right. Unless they really want to see a degree and then that's between you and them. Well, you know, it's also like, you already did all this stuff. So fuck you. What are you gonna do? What are you know, it's also like, you already did all this stuff. So fuck you. What are you going to do?

What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are because of your parents, you're fucking up. You got to go where the money is. You got to go where the work is. How do you say what? 24.

Time to grow up, bro. Yeah, my parents know this. I declined an offer to work at the best company in the field because of relocation. My parents know this, but have always held education above all. There is no, college isn't about education. It's just about getting a certificate that says your parents had money. Yeah. And that you can be trusted.

Some people like that. Yeah. I know this is retarded, but the approval of my parents means everything to me. If you make money, they won't care. That's really what they want to see. They might, they might just want you to have like a degree. They might be, yeah, they could be total assholes. Well then, he's seven years behind.

You can't start now. You'll be 31 by the time you look, it's done. How do you lie to your fucking parents about going to college for seven years, dude? You didn't go. You already didn't do it. It's over. It's just like you're delaying the inevitable now. Just tell them, you got to tell them, tell them and leave. Get the fuck out.

Go. Come clean. They're going to tell him. Tell him and leave. Get the fuck out. Go. Come clean. They're going to be pissed. Go a thousand miles away. Talk to them in a couple years. Uh, I do feel a great amount of guilt, especially considering that I've never paid for anything. School rent, a vehicle, well, you didn't go to school. So what were you just pocketing the money? Well, you didn't go to school, so. What were you just pocketing the money? He was using it to invest in crypto scams. I don't know. You're investing in crypto for seven years,

you don't have any money, kill yourself. You're not going to make it. I feel that no matter what, I accomplish as an entrepreneur, they would only be proud to see me graduate. Fuck your parents, they would only be proud to see me graduate. Fuck your parents, they don't know anything. They don't know anything about the way the world is and they don't, they certainly don't know what you're about.

They don't know you like this. You're one of 64 trillion combinations of a person that could have spilled out of your mom's pussy. They literally don't know anything about you. They have no fucking concept of the way the world exists as it is now. What are you gonna say? If they, your parents are asking you how to like fix their

iPhone, so the type is bigger, so they can see it with their old fucking eyes. Yeah. Like don't worry about what they think. They have no idea what's going on. They have no idea. I feel that no matter what I accomplish as an entrepreneur, they would only be proud to seeming graduate.

I do feel very insecure around people in my age who have completed a degree. You need to make worse friends. This guy's Asian. Yeah, there's plenty of people who will not care. Did he say he was Asian? No, I said just. I know the answer is to come clean, but I haven't had the courage.

I'm more tempted to move away and cut ties. Oh. Bro. Is this, wait, they're gonna make the lie bigger. Is this the, how to not be a pussy guy or this? This is a guy. Okay, well this guy, just do it. Just do it.

Come clean, yolo, dude. Let the fucking create chaos in your life and learn how to deal with it and fight through it. That's how you become a man. Grow up. This is great. I've never heard, like I don't, I don't have thoughts like this.

You have thoughts like this? No, I'm too old. Yeah, grow up. You're 24. Tell everyone, call your mom and say I've been fucking lined you for seven It was great. I love it. You guys fucking pressured me into a fucking neurotic Yeah, look at the light you made me Yeah, and then tell all your friends that you think being a doctor or a lawyer an engineer is fucking stupid

Yeah, that they're all whack and you're fucking six hundred thousand dollars and dead and they're not cool. And then go have fun with your life. Uh, I'm more. I'm more tempted to move away and cut ties. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't do that. Blow up where you're at first. And then move away when you need to believe. Never leave.

Don't even tell you have to. Yeah. Get us. Even though it's nice to save money by living at home. Oh, no You are so fucked. Yeah His Chinese parents might just kill him I might If you were in my situation with 70,000 in savings and zero 70,000 in savings and zero. Whoa! If I was a good deal, let's go.

Zero debt, what would you do? Just buy it by Ethereum, by 70,000 knowledge, which Ethereum, stake it, you're done. That's it. Debt. $20,000 and spend it on all sorts of womanizing and partying and I don't know, get some experience and exposure, you sound a little bit sheltered.

How do you lie about your education for seven years? What if I gave you $70,000? $70,000 right now, what would you do? Definitely not going to Greenland. I can at least find some comfort in knowing that this is probably the most retarded series of decisions I'll make in my life. Yeah, for sure. Really down that.

Be rejected going to Greenland. Go on Google and type in Greenland, babe. No, that's a euphemism for suicide on this show going to Greenland. Why is he talking about suicide? Because he's so upset about lying to his parents and for seven years. Well, you should buy one of those $5,000 shirts. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Before you do. Yeah, man. Well, when it comes to your parents, like the worst thing that could happen is that you're telling the truth, right? Yeah. And that you're as unhappy and fucked up as you are

with everything that you're saying is true, that would be much worse. Has he really been maintaining a life for seven years? That's what he says. Definitely not gonna agree and then I can at least find some comfort in knowing that this is probably the most retarded series of decisions. I'll make it in my life.

Amp it up, man. Make more retarded decisions. Say you're opening a charitable law firm for whatever's the thing now, Palestine, Green Peace, whatever, and you need more money. Stop oil. Stop oil. I'm doing roadside protests for lawyer. I'm a doctor, for stop oil.

24 or so young man, just come clean with everyone. Let the chaos ensue, let the chips fall where they may pick up your life, figure out what you need to do. Stop holding it. Seven years is a long time to hold on to any fucking lie. It's their addiction, not yours. It's their, they're the ones that want the education. They put it on you. It's their problem. It's their problem. Um,

not yours. Okay. Chris Pymor says the QAnon shaman spent 10 and a half months in solitary. I don't even, I didn't know what to expect from the guy, but I'm glad he didn't live up to the narrative crafted by our media. I can understand not liking Trump, but the whole J6 narrative is such garbage. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Ben Shapiro is having a meltdown right now. Right now.

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I had fun. You're gonna plug anything? No. Okay. All right, this is... You see, I think I have a song to close this show. And then we'll do some voicemails. No, no, I guess I don't.

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Hey! Seven? Oh, fuck I'm starving. Ready? What's that? I got some voicemails. No, I didn't. Hey, Dave, so this past weekend, I decided to pack up my bags and go on vacation with my ex now and

Three hours up into the trip I realized like you know shit wasn't going right. No, it's really sure I like a stoplight you driving and you pull away and We're shit like that right was very distant so finally when we park going to Universal for Halloween or night. I ask her what the fuck is going on right you you pretending like you don't even want to be with me and this fucking cunt decides to say well it's because I really don't and I've been feeling this

way for a while and it's like this is the first fucking day of the trip you couldn't have saved me the goddamn time and the money you fucking cut so then immediately called one of my best friends who did a Satan cry to Ryan and got my fucking house out of there but I cannot wait for your veto to bring the real biggest problem in the fucking universe, women.

All right, come here. Oh man. 23. Come on, man, you were in LA. How bad could it be? Yeah. Toronized asked his ex to go. I think he said, I think that was my now ex. I think he was saying it was like, that's my, that was my girlfriend, but it's my now ex girl. She did you a favor, dude. Yeah, there were probably signs that you should've seen. There were plenty of girls that feel that way about you and they don't tell you for years. Then you find out the hard way.

Yeah, yeah, she did you a favor. Move on. What do you think she was coming up here to LA? Probably to fuck some guy. Yeah. She was like, I gotta get rid of my boyfriend somehow. Fuck yeah, it's over. Okay. Here we go.

I can hear the story here. I hear you, buddy. All right. Um, Okay. I can hear the stars in here, buddy. All right. Um, okay. Get a better fun. Um, my rage is, uh, the term, the phrase, let's go or let's fucking go. I'm just so sick of it. It just needs to be retired. We need to put this phrase down. So let's go.

I don't know. Let's go. Let's get, let's roll. That's what I say. Let's wrap up. He's talking about people that are like, let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Let's shit like LFG in the chat.

It's never going away. I'm sorry. It is what it is. Let's kill the government. That should be one. Why don't you spread it down the government. Yeah. Woo.

Yeah. Uh, okay. Here's the interesting one. I don't really stand my dick got so small. We're seeing motherfuckers right here. It wasn't like this before. You've never been stalked by motherfuckers. You've been haunted, I know.

Blood thirsty, human traffickers. You don't know shit about nothing. You don't know what you're about to be here. You don't know nothing about floor. You don't know nothing about having a stay on your toes, danger like in a round-backed corner, back in your in fucking house, afraid to go outside, not knowing who's coming, fucking stalking you on your phone, you guys are like, that's just your location, what they're gonna be, you look like in time,

you don't know, there's a whole fucking world out there that you just put up here. Oh wait, what was that last part? Have fun. That was so cool. All out there that you just put up here. Have fun with that. That was cool. That's cool. That you should do a service where you pay like a dollar a month and he leaves a crazy skit So I has a voicemail on your phone like that. How cool would that be like you got it? I got you for Valentine's Day. It's not like a match. You're like hanging out the bros And you're like you get a taxi like you know check this out. It's on the message you play it and you don't have a friend

They're like Don't get me started of dealing with my enemies are all over me like a tender swindler Simon. I like that. We need more of that shit. I like that too. Uh antagonizing Eric July has brought out a lot of these guys. Is that since here? Yeah. Whoa. I thought that guy was joking. I mean, I don't know how to define joke accurately for that. Well, I laughed that was a threatening message. It was intended to be threatening.

Really? It wasn't being sarcastic or like, you know, No, no, no, no, no. It's just, mm-hmm. Damn, dude, you're gonna die. These guys are gonna get you... Sleeping with my gun. Bro.

If I got a call from you and you were like, I need you to come. Joke it over here. Like the ripetards of surrounded my house. But like, I had to shoot somebody. I got to bury a 600 pound man. All right. I don't know what to do. Felt through my driveway. Okay.

Jehad. I call for a jehad. I accept brother dick. Your call for a jehad on overnight. Oh, yes. My fucking wife goes online and sees chicks skinnier than her. There's a she thinks the solution is taking all of my mason jars. Oh, filling them up with oatmeal. Pouring milk on them. Yeah. Freshers that I need that she's never going to eat.

And she's going to leave these oats in the fridge overnight. Oh, it's the fridge. Yeah. Then for two days. Then for three. Are they going to clean themselves? No, they're not. Do you ever want to see any other time?

No, you never do. You don't like that stuff, but somehow you think that by putting a bunch of shit in the fridge overnight, dirtying dishes and making them the most impossible thing to clean. It's like they keep finding ways to spend new creative amounts of money and ruin all of my shit. Check it out, I got a honey.

Get your honey. Over night. got honey. You got it. Overnight. Overnight. Check it out, honey, I got a bag of sand from the beach, just throw it everywhere. What the fuck is he talking about? Overnight oats. What the, what is this?

This is white girl shit. Yeah, white girl shit. So tell me. They put oats in a mason jar. Women think that basically you can solve anything in life with a mason jar. Yeah. And then they put oats in it, put it in the fridge overnight.

And then do what? That's it. They just do that forever. Do they eat it? Do they put it on their face? I don't know. Either one. God.

You know, I don't know. Just ignore. Women in there like, you know, like dieting old wives cures and shit. You just go, Mr. Clear, that shit. Yeah. old wives cures and shit. Yeah, Mr. Clear that shit. Yeah. My girlfriend told me that

the night before someone was knocking on our front door at three in the morning big loud knocks like a And they're repeating a few times. So I It's very serious. And as it void into with me? You know, I could have been someone checking out this, try to be honest, because we do not admit that they've never heard of it at all. And she said, all this stuff, and one of the reasons I didn't wake up is because I thought it was a ghost. I could fucking be killed here by a homeless shooter and she didn't wake me up because it could have been a goal. This guy's Irish guy.

Yeah, there was a guy at the front door knocking and banging on the door. I was terrified. Why don't you wake me up because he could have been a ghost. And then he was testing me because if I would have shown fear in the ghost world and woken you up, then the punishment would have been severe and immediate. I was willing to risk that it was a home invasion because I'm willing to get killed and raped and stuff because the alternative, which is that it's a ghost,

is so much worse. It is. Oh man, I think your problem was when you said my wife. Yeah. He said my wife and I said, oh no. The rest. The guy was banging on the door. He was going like this to the ring cam, quick, quick, throat slit stuff.

Yeah, yeah, quick, honey, why don't you get the gun? Well, what's the gun gonna do against a ghost? It's crazy. Yeah. It would just piss him off. Yeah, tell your wife to wake you up next time. It's not a ghost. It's a crack head.

What should I do? She's like texting. Maybe she's on Instagram. What can I do? What can I do? He was like, we live in a bad neighborhood, bro. So listen to his accent. I'm like, what kind of weird gangs do?

What are they talking about? I don't, I can't say that. They have criminals in Ireland as well. They got those over there everywhere now. And then you're up in the morning and she's like telling you the story. It's like, well then don't tell, why are you telling, you don't think the ghosts are like, listen, you tell the story?

For real. The ghosts know that you're telling the story. Where are you? Oh, there's still a little. How is this different than last night? You're riding the ghosts out right now. Yeah. Um, okay, one more. Oh, you're a mor ghost out right now. Yeah. Um, okay.

One more. Oh, you're a moron. Okay. Hey, Jake, you know what pisses me the fuck off is that you ask me, you're the smartest woman's fucker in the room in all times. And you could always bet you have the thing on basically good thing, especially with the war on with the word Israel, like the fuck out of here.

Oh, oh, the pill is freaking freaking fucking fucking fucking it doesn't sound Jewish. Why is he upset? A pimp. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no wonder they fucking rebuild. You're fucking moron. You feel they realize the new one thing any of it. And I'm sure you're going to make jokes about that yada yada, but you're fucking retarded, man. You're a product of living in California your entire fucking life.

That shit pisses me off. She's a left wing. They don't know me. They don't know anything about what's that? They don't know shit about California. Yeah. If anything, living in a blue state actually makes you a harder red-pilled mother fuckers of all time. Yeah, because we're criminals run our government. Yeah.

You're living in a red state where you can do whatever you want and no one fucks with you. I live in a crime city. So basically, we're more hard for being here. Like this you walk through island part. We live in prison. You live in fantasy land with open with nature preserves and stuff. Okay.

You just don't want to associate yourself with that. And another thing is you always fucking talk about LA, like you fucking ate it. It's really fucking annoying, how you always say, oh yeah, don't come here, LA is a shit all, I hate LA, I hate LA, but then the next sentence you talk about some place in LA you're going to and you're all about LA Don't

talking come here. All right, there's no more room Right, we don't need any more baristas. We don't need any more bartenders. I went to a strip club And the girl was like, which one? It was in Culver City. It was called, it's some old school. Okay. Friends were like visiting, they were visiting

and they said, let's go. And the girl, she was fit, right? And one of the guys, I was with us, I don't know what her about, she's like, she's got a figure. All right, and I said, she's equine. And he was like, that's a perfect description. She wants to her bread, right? She's like, oh, you know, my name's Detroit. And I'm like, oh, are you from Michigan? She's like, that's the idea in my life. Let me get she's sitting next to me doing the like thing. Yeah. She's like talking the only time in your life where a woman will talk to you. Yeah. Yeah.

And she goes like she's listening. Yeah. And she says, uh, you know, all my name is Detroit. I'm like, Oh, like Michigan, let me guess you're from Michigan and you have like a thin outline tattoo of your state somewhere on your body. And she was like, no way. Pulled up shoulder ankle, little tattoo. Have you seen that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The parade tattoos. Yeah, yeah, they put your coffee down and on their forearm right here,

they have like, you know, Oregon, Washington. Right, don't come to our fucking state. Still, you still got more. Like our fucking state. Still got more. Like LA fucking moves. You make your money on a podcast. You could fucking go anywhere in the country and they could tons of money with less, you know, standards of living like you don't have to fucking pay those chain rents. We don't want it.

We're not from you. You see who love LA. So get the fuck out of you. Can I address that? I thought you guys didn't want people from LA coming to you. Also, we're from here. My family lives here. Your family lives.

Yeah, we're from here. We grew up in Southern California. This is where we're from. I don't know how Palestinians just leave Gaza. For real. Just go. Not they just leave. See, they have stuff as a here. I was outside outsider mentality, like you don't have to be in LA.

Well, no, this is where I grew up. So yeah, you don't have to be in LA, motherfucker. I do. I do. Yeah. I'm in prison here. Yeah. Bro, anyway, love your time. Love you. Jesus. Anyway, love you. Love you too. Love you too. Love you too.

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art to the bottom of my ass cheeks i walked by her and she gets right in front of me tried to fucking dance and when i tried to skirt around her, she grabbed me by the fucking dick. It says you're not going anywhere. It's gross. It's gross. I'm sorry. Sexual assault is real.

It happens all the time by fat women. It's worse than what happens to men. Yes. It's worse. Yeah. It's worse than when it happens to men. Yes. It's worse. Yeah. All right. That's natural. It's unnatural.

We don't have, women have been working their whole lives to develop skills to not get raped. We don't have any of those skills. We don't have any of those skills. Fire walls up. It's like raping a child. Like when a woman, a fat woman, tries to sexually harass a man, it's basically a form of pedophilia.

Because we don't have any sort of defenses, you know, no one will, we can't communicate it. The outside women are just like. We've been experience, they've been doing like, oh, shit, pop. They've been doing stuff like, stuff like, since they were like 15, 16 years old.

12, yeah. Or younger, but we've never done, well, no woman is ever want to fuck us. Yeah, it's like, I don't know what to do. That's why when you're a dude, and if some chick is like, or younger, but we've never dealt, well no woman is ever wanted to fuck us. Yeah, it's like, I don't know what to do. That's why when you're a dude and have some chick is like, nice shirt, you remember that for the rest of the day, you know? Cause we don't get compliments.

That's being annoyed, cause I know that she didn't mean it. She just wanna meet a compliment, something of hers. Probably. Now there's like this thing where women are saying, like, oh, we should really compliment men more. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't ever talk to us. You know, you just want a, we should really compliment men more. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't ever talk to us. You know, can I just want a, you want us to compliment you?

That's why you're saying that? So we will compliment you for saying, oh, we should really compliment men more. No, I don't want that. Look, the chicks are gonna swing back on the trad wife, anti-feminist shit as they see it as being not like a popular anymore. You shouldn't have been listening to anything they were saying before as they see it as being not like a popular anymore. You shouldn't have been listening to anything they were saying before and don't start listening.

Don't start listening. They don't mean it. They don't compliment you, they don't mean it. They don't mean anything they say ever. Okay, that's the show. Thanks everybody. Thanks, Joe. Sean will be back next week.

Goodbye everyone. You did a great job. Thanks Joe Sean be back next week. Goodbye everyone. You're right my best you did a great job