The Dick Show - Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

A house centipede attacks me on the toilet, getting gouged at the Adam Sandler concert, Lord Miles does not call in, missing kids war propaganda, a poop spraying machine, a Robert E. Lee statue is melted down, a girl cries about driving, Eric July threatens to travel through time and beat me up, and a fan doesn't bother Sean at Gay Disney World; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The real doll has really seen better days. They're now streaming. Yeah. Has she changed? She's changed color. Is that like some kind? I swear to God. You're right.

For sure. I've never this odd gender non-specific, but also doesn't exist color of olive or what magenta, whatever you call that. Yeah. Yeah. It's really. Yeah. These are, huh? I think it's just like, you know, it's really, yeah. These are, huh?

I think it's just like, you know, it degrades with the, you know, the other ingredients. I like it degrades. Yeah. Sextals. That is absolutely. Sextals are never gonna be viable until they can clean themselves off.

This is what, right. Guys, sextal technicians and scientists, you're focusing on the wrong thing. Let me tell you, I don't wanna try to Elon Musk your industry here, but the boobs, the jiggling and stuff. I saw a video posted where they're smacking the sex doll's ass and then the woman's ass and then they pan out

and it's a sex doll, right? Yeah, yeah, wow, that was a big ass. You got me, right, right. But and that's great. And I'm proud of all of our accomplishments in that arena. Of course. But the, I don't, maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, but women, God bless them.

They manage to clean themselves off when you're done using them for sexual gratification. And the sex doll, if you're cleaning the sex doll off, then the doll is using you. Yeah. You know, you don't go, it's kind of like your pets. They are using the, exactly. They're really actually treating you.

Yeah, we think, you know, but, you know, I mean outside, or I'll piss all over the place. Like, I don't think you're gonna piss all over the place. You gotta live here too. Right. So there has to be more resources dedicated to self-cleaning. Once we get the self-cleaning in there, women gone, done. We need them. But until the self-cleaning is there,

it's just not gonna work, it's not starter. Yeah, and I never thought about it in those terms, but well that's why I'm here, John. Well, I know. You just, you look at things from just a little, little different angle. Gotta get a brilliant idea of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You gotta, we gotta innovate, okay? Yeah. What is a woman? We have to be asking, what are we trying to replicate here? The jiggling, you got it. Nailed it. But what else? Right. A woman can't possibly just be a bunch of jiggling tits and ass is what we're finding. We've got to be willing to admit that. Yeah. I'm willing to admit that women are more than just, they're more than just something to stick your dick in. They also clean themselves off. Cause I'll be god damned if I'm cleaning a sex doll.

It's throwing it away. Yeah. Flashlight, you gotta dump that shit out. You sit there scrubbing your own comb out of them. I'm like, what the fuck? What is this? Yeah. I feel like a bigger loser than,

I don't want to smell on my hands for the rest of the day. This half-so, half-rubber, half-com, pass, hard pass. So this is woman's work. This is more work than jacking me off to begin with. Oh yeah, sure. Sure, these are my birthday thoughts. Yeah Yeah happy birthday. Thank you. Yeah send me Sent hits if you're listening The center of a new doll

This one's been proper fucked Yeah, you're never gonna believe this God damn house centipede attacked me while I was taking a shit. A house centipede? How centipede, you know those fuckers with the legs with that look like hair? Look like eyebrows. Yeah, that was around like. Yeah, that was around like. Fuckers attacked me while I was taking a shit.

How am I supposed to shit? Crawled out from under the mat. Shit. The bathroom mat, wangling around, wiggling around, huge. Maybe the biggest one I've ever seen. God. The mat was moving as it was untilating and climbing out from under the, to the've ever seen. God. The mat was moving as it was untilating and climbing out from under the bathroom.

Oh my God. How am I fucking, this is my worst nightmare. I've always, my two biggest worst nightmares. Yeah. It, three, if I'm number one, getting stabbed while I have to piss, getting stabbed every time if I'm walking around, doesn't matter how rough the neighborhood is.

Right. Because I'll fucking make fun of your comment. If you attack me, I'll make fun of your comment and reduce you to nothing. Gotcha. You'll be crying. Right. Wondering what happened to your life.

Right. Wishing you had a dad. If you attack me on the street, you come at me. Right. I'll say, what's your favorite part of Isom? And you'll be fucking just totally destroyed. Done. But, unless I have a bladder full of piss, okay, because then just for some reason, worried

that if I get stabbed, all the piss will come out of my stomach in the stab hole and go, oh, great, okay, awesome. Isn't the coronal straw and go, oh, like you pissed himself, he's so scared. I'm like, the embarrassment, right. I've always been super paranoid about having to piss and then getting stabbed. Wow, that is a specific one. I just never thought I would, yeah,

hear that kind of in the same sentence. And now I'm thinking I kind of want it, right? You want to get stabbed? Now I want to get stabbed while I have to piss. So I can go I kind of want it, right? You want to get stabbed? Now I want to get stabbed while I have to piss. So I can go, I fucking knew it. Yeah, so you can be, I knew it, I knew you could, I knew the piss would come through my stomach. I fucking knew it.

Where the hell is your bladder? Guess it depends where you get stabbed, right? Where's your bladder? I don't know, it moves. I might get one of those. Don't move a little bit. I love that. I have a stab, it moves. I'm gonna get one of those. So moveable blow. Yeah. If a stabber comes at me,

if one of the, like that guy that stabbed the white guy that we watched, remember that? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That was funny. That was before all this Israel stuff when we were still having a good time. Right, right, right. Yeah, this girlfriend is like,

jeez, are you okay? Hey buddy. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. his girlfriend is like, geez, are you okay? Hey buddy, yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. Okay, you can get up now. He's gone.

Wish I had a little hooker gun to blast that guy. Yeah, right? Damn, hooker gun. I wish I had one of those little hooker guns like pull out, blast them. I love all the fucking gun. Well, it's gun week, you know. Yeah, sure.

Cause the mass shooter kind of got swept under the rug. He was there. He shot himself. He killed himself in a trash can. They'll see, like Oscar the Grouch. I didn't, I never even heard about it. I haven't looked, looked at it in a couple of days. I just, I killed himself.

Did he kill himself? Yeah. He's fucking guys. Yeah. Do, do shooters, do you think that they know they're gonna kill themselves? I'm not sure. I'll do.

What are you doing man? Yeah, some of them do. A lot of them do. A lot of them do. Causing mayhem and stuff and killing more people. What's a deal? Yeah. You did all this work and then you shoot yourself in the head.

Yeah. What do you think there's an afterlife? There's not. And if there is, you're going to hell. What are you, what are you rushing to get there? That's a deal, bud. God. Something tells me he doesn't,

he's, you know, there's stuff going on in there that's, push it to the limit, like, dornir. Now that, that was him. Now that was a criminal. Right. Now that was a good criminal. Yeah, I mean, he had some interesting stuff to read. So, and then his manifesto,

talking about, was he talking, Taylor Swift in there? Did he? I read it once. It's fucking sucked. That was a while ago already. I don't know if it was worse than I saw him. It was bad though. How centipede is worse than having a spider in your car or in your jet plane and you have

to eject the centipede in the bathroom. Is that the under the mat? It's, yeah, just spider in your car. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you don't pay attention to the road. Well, you have that mode in your mind. You're like, all right, I'm going to disengage from this driving thing even though I know

it's dangerous. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I got to look and see if this girl texted me back. You know, I'm sure. I gotta look at Instagram a little bit, just a little bit. Let me see what Ralph's doing on Twitter. Okay, okay, now I can go back to the road.

That's the way it is with the spider. Like, I don't, if I get somebody now, they'll understand. There's a spider. The spider in the car, man. I've had one dangle right in front of me as I was driving. Really? Yeah, like from the, I think he came down from like the fucking visor, the edge of the visor or something.

Oh, they love that one. Oh, Jesus. They love that scare. Yeah, fuckers. Got me. But the house centipede while you're taking a shit, that's unnerving. Well, cause then I'm in there.

I'm like, there's sphinters in my ass that I can't unclench now, because I know this fucker is under the, I trapped him under the mat. Yeah. I don't know a question with bare feet. Yeah, that was a mistake. I should have squished him with bare feet.

Okay. Squished him with the mat instead as an intermediary device. Yeah, I'm like, I know. That's okay. I know you're not dead probably. How did you, so you're going to bust out again? So he came out, did he come out and then you move the mat or something and then smash one of the Matt for all that of the Matt and I said yeah smash the Matt got it

mid shit like I got a half log a shit in there now buddy thanks yeah with a perforated edge because it was clumped on my god now I got to go around all day thinking about this shit, there's half perforated shit. You forced into my ass. I'd rather be stabbed while having to take a piss. Yeah, what was the other thing I was afraid of? I forgot. I don't even know how to say it.

The other thing you were afraid of. Lord Miles is calling in, that's fantastic. Lord Miles, yeah, you gave me a little rundown on him. Captured by the Taliban for eight months. Eight months. I think it was eight months. Everyone thought he was dead. I thought he was dead. Really?

It's like, yeah, he got killed. He must have got killed, one of the fuckers killed him. Yeah, I got a... Taliban, those guys drive into the woods. I got to know this. Surround and having ice cream. Nice guys. Yeah.

I got to know the story, like what was he doing over there? Was he... He just likes going on tourism and fucked up places? Just going to see show. I have to play the theme song, how else people will get upset. Oh fine. Let's start the show. 1225, fuck!

Oh! Why did I even write anything down? What a waste of time that was. The illusion of preparation. Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to the... You want to get new to the good? You got it!

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My host, Dick Masterson, joining me back from his tour of gay Disney Land, Disney World, the show on the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. How you doing? I don't know. I feel great. Out of sorts.

I didn't remember the intro either. Yeah. I was like, wait a minute, are we not one? Are we even live? What even is on? I don't know. What even is alive? My girlfriend came down and said, you didn't send out any of the links.

I said, I'll fuck. Yeah, this is gonna be, I'm fucking hate that part of it. That's my least favorite part of the week. Yeah. Getting all the goddamn links together, sending them out to all the different fucking platforms. So you've got to do multiple links.

Ah, I mean, I guess I don't have any more. So it's rumble, which is slow as shit. Vimeo, which is also slow as shit. Don't any of these people use anything? It's all, make it better if it's rumble, which is slow as shit. Vimeo, which is also slow as shit. Don't any of these people use anything? It's all, make it better if it's slow. Well, that's a thing. Because there are, you know, there's, you would think that a lot of these,

these, you know, alternate, you know, platforms would kind of jump on that because YouTube has pissed a lot of people off. Right? So it's like, now is your time to swoop in and- And get fucking work and take a good chunk of the YouTube market, right? I mean, yeah. Oh shit, did I open the wrong?

Did I not save my- did I do all those notes and they not save it? Oh wow. God damn it. God damn it. Is that what happened? Yes, that is what happened. I don't know.

I saved my files. How was your trip at day Disney World? Um, I almost didn't do a show last week. Really? Well, Johnny was gonna fill in, but then he woke up sick. Oh shit. And then Josh Denny was out of town. Oh shit.

And Vito was in bed and didn't want to get out of bed. It was good. I had no idea how much, but a fucking massive that place is. What, Disney World? Yeah, just like in all the parks. Either one, really. Yeah. Yeah.

I said that you went to gay Disney World. I heard that as I was kind of needle dropping around. Yeah, checking the checking things. I was like, I thought that was funny. It's right on top of Disney World. Right on top, right. Right, there's a statue out front of Mickey and Goofy spit roasting Ron DeSantis.

Oh, wow. And yeah. DeSantis is coming, holding companies accountable who boycott Israel. That's what the American people need. Is that what he's doing? Yeah. He shut down a, he shut down some kind of Palestinian

student group in Florida. Oh, it's a Palestine group. Yeah. Look, he's got his mind, he's got, he's focused on the issues that Americans care about, which is restricting speech that is critical of Israel. Right. It's been going on for too long in the world.

It's got to be stopped. Yeah. What do you think about that? Oh, I think he's a, he's a shoe in for the presidency. I think Israel might have his PR staff running there. Yeah. Yeah. Running there out there, they're, they're outreaching.

They said, they said Hamas was Voldemort. What? Israel said. Israel made an AI picture of Voldemort crying, looking at his phone and then implied that he was looking at the massacres that were going on in Israel, that Hamas was doing not that Israel was doing, that homos was doing the bolder mort was crying what what what about fucking bolder mort israel israel tweeted out a picture of fucking bolder mort i mean and he's looking at muggles getting killed bolder mort would be very pro uh... is this like a like an official israel

yes the country of israel tweeted this out he who they who shall not be named and it's fucking Voldemort crying. Looking at his phone. I gotta see this. Okay. You don't believe me, huh? You don't believe that Israel would do something like this?

No, I believe that countries do. It's so inappropriate. I thought, man, you guys like, do you guys understand how much we take like Harry Potter references? Like do you think that we like Israel as a country Do you guys understand how much we tape Harry Potter references? Do you think that we like Israel as a country more than we dislike Harry Potter references? Because we don't.

I got bad news for you. Is real, yeah. Does this make you want to load up the aid of Hamas redefines evil? That is fucking Voldemort crying like he's reading a breakup text going, ah, looking at Hamas-masakry.com, which went to a Google site that didn't work. So. Massacre. I've seen the Hamas equals ISIS thing all over the place.

That's not working. Who's fucking coming? The Jews are coming up with this stuff. You got to be kidding me. This is the second string Jews. Where's the, give me those good Jews. Where's the good Jews that they're marketing film. Yeah, you know, oh, good.

Hey, can you guys, can you, good Jews break us off? Just like a little saying or something we could use. Nah, I got a picture in this Taylor Swift thing actually. Yeah, yeah, I don't care about, you guys are doing this dumb. I don't care about, just do that Voldemort thing. That was fine. Is there anything I could improve on it?

Like, should I make Voldemort be doing a thumbs up because he's happy and he's a bad guy? Sure. No, we should make him cry. Like every country, the leadership of every country when it comes to online stuff has devolved into like a tween girl. Like something that like, it's like,

I want you to be above certain things. I want you to at least pretend like you're the adults. Is Ray fine cool with this? Is he fine with Voldemort being crying and looking at a moss mass of trees? Well, he can't say shit because he'll be an anti-Simma. Oh yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Well, wait a minute. I mean, not that I am pro-Palestine, but that is retarded. And I don't have people looking at me in this ad is cringe, man. But it's like in cringe. Pufflled the board in there, fucking killing Jews. That's what I'm holding on to the bad guy. Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, right?

Is Harry Potter Warner Brothers? I can't remember, but I mean, somebody owns the likeness of, but it's like nobody's gonna say shit. Just put five out of five, Redditors agree. Israel has to be free, but something like that. Vegan's CrossFit Guys and Redditors,

all agree that Palestine sucks. You don't disagree with those people do you? No, I love those people Christ tomorrow. We're closing the freeway and having a bicycle ride off for For Israel. So if you're a bicycler and you love roads getting closed, you're gonna really love this 10,000 or something. They're mostly people making fun of it. What the fuck?

Hamas is ISIS. Man, what? We know what, we know that's not true. The fuck outta here, that damn name. What else? What else is, nobody in ISIS ever tried to hide it. That's the whole point. Yeah.

Just say, Hamas is Hitler. Why he's in halfway? What else does at Israel fucking post? Stupid shit like this. Wait, what do you mean the, the, the Twitter account? It's kind of one and a half million people. This is a real account, man. Oh no, I know it's a real account. I'm just posting a bunch of multicultural ads here. Yeah. Yeah. Well, how's that fucking multiculturalism working out for you guys? You imported all the Palestine into the US. I don't know if you fucking idiots forgot this, but you need the US to work for you guys to exist.

Yeah. And you said, and you imported the entire Muslim world into the US. So it doesn't work anymore. So that means you don't get to exist uh... you were focused on the wrong wall you idiots

uh... what else are they doing i don't know that their homes were once the place like this is like a what look look look they're doing like kids dying and fading away like like Marty McFly's parents. Yeah, come on. Take it a little, take it more seriously than me.

Uh, here's a guy from Tanzania. They, they shipped in a black guy from Tanzania. The Tanzanian devil. Who's kidnapped by a boss? You think a boss is like, oh, well, I mean, we don't want. Can you get a Y1? They're not going to, no one's going to pay a ransom for this motherfucker. Well, that's right.

Right. You guys watch, think, Mark, think, guys watch the news. What's the deal? I got a question because Twitter, Twitter tarded. What is a, what is a gray check mark? I got a question because Twitter tared. Yes. What's a, what is a gray check mark? That's a government organization. Really? Blue checks are individuals.

Blue checks are just eight bucks. You pay eight bucks to get the money. Right, right, right. There wasn't always that way, wasn't it? Nah, Elon did that. Yeah, I remember that. He's a genius. He's such a fucking genius that he took over in Twitter

and sold little icons for eight dollars. Yeah. The Edison of our age. What a fucking genius that he took over in Twitter and sold little icons for $8. Yeah. Yeah. Edison of our age. Yeah. What a fucking genius he is. So gray as government. Gray is government.

I didn't know that. You can buy a gold one too. That's like 10 grand. And what is that supposed to be? Just a more expensive. A more expensive check. Yeah. Unbelievable.

We went to an Adam Sandler show. My girlfriend took me to an Adam Sandler show for our birthday slash anniversary. Really? The library. Yeah. Where's he playing? Anaheim? Really? Yeah. The old ducks, or the old ducks, I mean, uh, I don't know if they still...

Is it the Honda Center? No? Yes. Yeah. Um, so he... It was heartbreaking because he was so good. Really? Adam Sandler told probably two hours of like jokes and little songs that he wrote. And they're all just exactly like you remember. It was like being back in junior high when we passed around that.

They're all going to laugh at you, Tate. Absolutely. Until Mr. Fancy Pants' mom found it and confiscated it. Really? Oh yeah, you didn't know that. Oh no, I mean, I all had brothers, the two one expressed fancy pants in me. We all had that tape and we had that CD

and we had passed it around to each other and then listen and headphones at home. Like, you should have a shampoo bottle out of my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh man, this is fucking amazing. Like, that's fucking amazing. And we all knew it was wrong. But Mr. Fancy Pants, with this,

some reason the guy with the single mom who's never home got it confiscated and ruined it for all of us. I don't even have the copy of it. I had a copy of that from my friend Jeremy. Yeah. Yeah, you guys must have gotten it independently, but oh yeah, fucking yours.

Maybe, but I mean, I know I had I had been showed up to school. So guys, I got a bad news. My mom took my foot and she said, what the hell are you listening to? And beat me. So she put it on. I guess I don't. Yeah, I don't know the whole thing. I've got it. I'm so disappointed. We didn't even grill a monot. Yeah. You have all people had to get this fucking confiscated. And you're one parent. How did you? How did we all sneak it by everything? I didn't even grill them on it. Yeah, beautiful. All people had to get this fucking confiscated.

And you're one parent. How did you, how did we all sneak it by everything? And she's all fucked up. Maybe that's why she got nothing to do. Our moms are busy, you know, trying to keep dad in line. Trying to deal with that shit. Yeah. Hocking everyone's dad was Randy Mars of our age.

So it's heartbreaking because he was so good in funny. Okay, everyone's dad was Randy Mars of our age so It's heartbreaking because he was so good in Fawning and you're like well man Where's this like in the movies you could easily make a good movie come on? Yeah, I know you got an in you sand man Yeah, come on and then every single every single thing People with kids do this and it's just every single thing, people with kids do this. And it's just like a demonic hammer, driving me nuts, every song ripping on his kids and his wife is hilarious, right? But then after everyone's,

no, I love my wife and kids so much. They mean everything to me, they mean the world. It's like, all right man man. It's not that. What do you, blink twice if you're being forced to read this statement about your wife the 15th time tonight. You kind of messing up, you're making me feel bad. I thought it was kind of funny, you know? Yeah, yeah, well.

I can't go up, nobody else can go up there and say, like me too, I was just laughing, but I actually, my wife and kids are the best. Oh yeah, I was laughing too, but my wife and kids are also the best. Exactly. God, fuck and stop, bro. Hi, dick.

And I'm an alcoholic. Yeah. Yeah. I made fun of my wife too much. I just want to say, I love my wife. Right. And then he goes, this was the cat. He's caught, he's caught hell at home for that.

It's like, you know, I wish you, and people are gonna, people are gonna think that you really hate us. How do you know I's gonna think that? Everyone hates their wife and kids. What a stupid thing to say. Hey, what a stupid thing to say of you, you dummy. Uh, so he, he finally does this thing

where he's doing some crowd work and he's like, anyone over 60, you know, anybody, anybody that's just married, just stuff like that, he's out. Anybody without, any couples without kids, people without, because he's like, yeah, I don't wanna. Yeah.

Okay, it's not, you know. I don't need to cheer about that, because I don't need to be made to feel good for something that's great. Yeah, right, right, right, right. Who's been married? I've been married for 60 years, everyone. Yeah!

It's been really fucking hard, actually, thanks for the applause. Yeah, it was not aK. I don't care. I really need like applause for that. Yeah, being here without needing a babysitter and having to watch the clock is actually its own reward. So, yeah. So, there's a cup of wooz and then he goes,

oh yeah, you guys were smart. Uh huh. No, but actually my, it makes everything worry. Like, yeah, I'm on. I'm on. You fucker. Yeah. And Rob Schneider gets up there and says,

you know Rob Schneider. I do. Yeah. He gets up and says, Dylan Mulvaney is a man with a penis. And it was like a bombed roughly dead silence. We were like, just like, what just like out of nowhere? Yeah, that was his act, his act with, yeah. It's coming as a man with a penis that has sex with women. It's like, oh my god. Like, where's he going with that? It was a dumb joke, but I've never, I was shocked to hear that. He goes, his first joke was ladies and gentlemen, Judd Appetow, he's liberal. It's easy and Hollywood, if you're liberal, if you shoot somebody on your move, if you shoot somebody, they'll let you finish

your movie. Meanwhile, you get pulled over as a conservative, call a cop sugar tits, you'll never make a movie again. I'm so people didn't even know the Mel Gibson part afterwards. Afterwards, he was like, what was that? Mel Gibson was like, yeah, he also said Jews called all the war. But in that poll, and that stop that Rob Steiner was talking about, he has made movies again. Well, you know, he's actually, he's an old joke.

He worked his way back in. Yeah, he did have book rebords. Like critically acclaimed, you know? Yeah, I mean, he did have book reborers. Like critically acclaimed, you know? Yeah, I know. Don't, you're talking to the, you're preaching to the choir here. Let me see. Yeah.

So that was fun. That was fun. Okay, let me see what else I got here. We had a $300 buffet there. That was not fun. Wow. Where was this? Okay, let me see what else I got here. Bit of $300 buffet there, that was not fun. Wow. Where was this? Oh, you said, oh, at the Honda Center, the bar was closed,

so go, you go down to the Jack Daniels. $300 buffet. Jack Daniels restaurant, you'll love it, it's amazing. All right, well, Jack Daniels there, that brand is synonymous with garbage. What are they selling like, Bugles and Cheese Dip? I'll eat it, it sounds great cheese dip? I'll eat it.

Sounds great. I'll eat it. Everything has Jack Daniels barbecue sauce. Jack Daniels, mill trash, right? Yeah, it's like a Walmart of liquor. Yeah, I mean, I don't even drink it. I guess it's probably okay, I mean, but like it's the whiskey. Yeah, I mean, it's okay.

It's like of a certain standard, right? It tastes like, I was never a big, I was never a big like whiskey or bourbon drinker. Yeah. That was not really my, like if it was, if it was in that, like a pool, scotch or Irish whiskey, was what I, some of the, it has not under this real caramel, it has not under this new nuances and subtleties of those things. Yeah.

Should we go there, go in the restaurant, like, oh yeah, come on sit down sit down sit down sit down. Yeah, okay. Here's the menu It's a 70 bucks for a person for the buffet. Mm-hmm. You got to be fucking kidding me. Yeah So we're there at the $70 a person bugle fast at the bugle fast. Yeah, just like oh, it's great This woman is coughing up a lung. Oh, God. Yeah. Awesome. I thought she's doing a bit like the lunch lady

for Adam Sandler. Right, right. Got it. She filled our glass with another glass like a soda. Like, you know, you got to get it craft for that. This is, you got all the, you got all the, the class of a Jack Daniels that I expect, but not the price.

Yeah. It's got, you know, a low section of, of the Yankees prices here. But you got a woman, but you got bugles. Hacking up a pack of menthols. Yeah. She's filling up my soda with other people's soda, what it seems to be. They're new ports actually.

Ah! Actually, I said that in 2008, he would have kicked my ass and then he threatens to shoot up a live event. Wanna see that? A live event? One of your see that? A live event? One of your live events? One of your live events, I guess? In 2008.

He said, no, he said in 2008, he would have already, well, you know, listen to it. But he's a different, sure. Yeah, he's a different guy now. I know what else I have. I have a bunch of stuff here. This still, still going on, if you can believe it. Still going on. He's just got to, he's just got to stop.

He's got to stop. He's got to, he's got to, he's got to realize that he's got to stop reacting believe it. Still going on. He's just got to stop. He's got to stop. He's got to stop. He's got to realize that he's got to stop reacting to it. And my girlfriend said, when you started this air July stuff, I thought this is dumb. There will be nothing that ever interests me about this. And she said, but now I can't look away. Yeah.

He just won't stop. Does he have a release schedule for ISOM? I don't know. Just curious, if he's working up to like four books a year, which will all be trash, I'm sure. Let's see. Oh, yeah, this is, let's do the actual news events first. Oh, really?

Yeah. The Robert E. Lee statue. He's melted down. Oh, really? Yeah. The Robert E. Lee statue. It's melted down. Oh, which I need sad music. Duh-duh. Where in Charlottesville? Charlottesville. The statues.

Oh, yeah, here we go. Charlottesville's Robert E. Lee statue has met its end in a 2,000, oops, in a 2,500s degrees furnace. The divisive Confederate monument, the focus of the deadly Unite the Right Rally, oh, give me a break, that one woman, one fat woman got run over. She wasn't so fat, she wouldn't got killed.

She had jumped on the car. The divisive Confederate monument, the focus of the Dudley Unite the Right Rally in 2017, was secretly melted down and will become a new piece of public art. Honestly, this is this. They're showing the head of Robert E. Lee being incinerated like Terminator II,

like burning in a 2000s degree first. There's no thumbs up. Yeah, this is really an incredible work of art. I have to say, like you're igniting, you're igniting the culture of an entire people. I'm not going to really say white people, but kind of like the idea of represent of being loyal to your state and your people, well, and serving duty, dying for and suffering for duty is a big thing for white people. They love it. They can't stop talking about honor and rules, like the fucking football is basically war for them. Yeah. No, no, no.

And seeing it incinerated like this, well, you know, he was, he was offered command of the Union Army. Yeah. But his home state is Virginia, I believe. And he was said, I have a loyalty to my home state. I can't let you go. That was going to kill my own neighbors. What are you guys nuts?

That was kind of this out. You know, I mean, you guys get enough tax money. Tough, tough decisions. Why do we have a federal government? What do you guys actually do? Besides take money and give it to Israel. What do you do? You don't make the roads.

You don't do anything for the schools. That's other, that's women. That's nearby women doing the schools. We don't need you guys involved in that. Yeah. The roads are contractors, also neighbors doing that. What do you guys actually fucking do? Not a goddamn thing. No, I'm fighting for Virginia actually. I don't, I just, I, I don't like removing history. Like it, I'm of the mind, I don't think a statue of Robert E. Lee encourages white supremacy. But he was doing a white,

he was doing one of these symbols. Well, then you'd okay, forget it. That's, yeah, then that needed to go. Like this. That needed to go. Yeah. He was doing a blood thing like this. Right, right, right.

That's so cool. If I was a blood, I would be doing that all the time. Damn, you do that pretty good. Yeah, man, because I'm hardcore. Yeah. How much you fucking practice that shit? Fucking a lot. Yeah.

Now I'm panicking, I can't do it there. Yeah. I'm trying to learn it. That's really good, man. That's good. Yeah. This is a east side, right? This is what Eric would be doing to me.

I don't know. I'd be going like this. West side. I mean, Cripwalking all over his ass. In 2008, Eric thinks he could kick my ass in 2008. I was bigger than I am. I'm bigger in 2008 than I am fucking now. Yeah.

I was doing Kung Fu and parking lots in 2008. Eric, right. I would make, that was when I was on Dr. Phil. You asked for it. Is it 2008? Yeah. I was being back then. I'm a nice guy when I was on Dr. Phil you asked 2008. Yeah. Yeah. I was being back then. I'm a nice guy now. Right. Right. I got fat. I got money. I don't care anymore. Yeah. Back then I was hungry. I would eat your ass. Give you anal

herpes. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I mean I don't know. It's cool, it's cool. I would agree with you. Put it in a museum or something. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Put it in a museum. And I it's not a museum. Just whatever, like a Southern history museum,

there's gotta be somebody with that guy museum. Somebody would wanna take that. How old is that statue? Who made it? Is it a famous sculpt? Of course, of course it is. That's what I mean. I don't.

Yeah, this never happened or this, I hate that shit. It's we cannot be so fragile as to that. We can't even have a reminder of something. I honestly think, I honestly think we're all, every time somebody does this, we're just all a little dumber for it. Yeah. It's definitely catering to the dumbest of the dumbest. It is.

And the smartest of the smarter, purposefully erasing history, right? Like, well, we got to erase history. If without history, you're like an AI. We'll just supplant our history, so you will operate based on those parameters. I just, I've said it before, I really believe this. If you don't know history, you don't know shit.

What's that? Oh, oh, beautiful. I agree with that, but then I look at this and say this is wonderfully beautiful art piece that they've recorded and made with this statue. Like look at the anguish and the molten tears on this Robert E. Lee. If I was, that's the art. Yes, exactly. If I was sent to erase history, I would not film me melting the head of the history.

This will reach way more people than the statue ever could have. It's this on fucking Twitter for God's sake. It will last forever. And what are they gonna make? They're gonna make something. They're gonna make the blackest statue ever fucking scene is gonna be a big fat woman. They're making it, they're remaking it into a statue.

You see, they said what they're doing with it. They said what they're doing with it. Yeah. They're going to repurpose the metal with an inclusive artwork. I can't find the tweet. I read it earlier. So they're going to remelt it into a black woman ordering at a drive-through. Jesus. Right? You give up.

Ordering and the screen will say justice. Oh my God. What do you think about that? That would be a cool statue. That's something else. We melted it down and made this. Did you see the one where they're hugging poop? It was like a George Floyd statue or Martin Luther King or something. No, no. You didn't see that one? No. No. Let me see. Black. What's it supposed to be? Black.

It's supposed to be a hug. Black statue. But it looks like a... It looks like a... It looks like a... Hugging poop. It just looks like a poop. Man. Yeah, look. Doesn't that look like poop?

This is a new memorial for Martin Luther King, Jr. What am I looking at? Poop. Oh, that's a great shot. I really can't see anything. It just looks like a rape look at all the hands everywhere I don't know what are you it's supposed to be a hug. I think a hug. What are they? They're hugging racism. I guess oh That's not what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be, he's hugging a mistress. It's MLK Jr.

You're gonna say mistress, right? Yeah. He fucked around a lot, didn't he? Nice. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Doesn't it look like poop though? Look, look, this is a real poopy-looking angle.

Yeah. That looks like total poop. So they're gonna have to top this one. The poop statue. Yeah. Look, nothing. I think the black woman ordering a drive-through would be good. So they're gonna have to top this one, the poop statue. Yeah. Look, nothing. I think the black woman ordering a drive-through would be good.

What if she or her? What if she or her? A lot of emotion. Oh, stop. Sure, she has no idea, Sean. I can't. I walked in that one. I can't wait every day.

Let's see. What will I have today? But you couldn't think about that while you're driving? I know you weren't thinking about driving because it was so bad. Yeah. Rob Schneider just gave me this feeling like you really can say whatever you want. Then Adam Sandler comes out, he's talking about black people getting reparations, like, oh my god, this is a very, after Joe Appetal, this is a real, this is a real hard right. Then Adam Sandler comes out and goes, oh, Rob Schneider everyone, he's great.

Like, you're not gonna address any of that stuff that he just said? Shocked, people were so dead silent and I go, woo! No shit. Oh yeah, dead silence. So, and then people start, you know, I was like, oh, I gotta do this one.

Woo! Yeah, I don't think he said, I don't know if Rob will be opening for him for very long. Oh, I bet he will. You think so? Oh yeah. Yeah, same man. I don't think he's a, I don't know if Rob will be opening for him for very long. Oh, I bet he will. You think so? Oh, yeah. Same man.

I don't know. Middle America, dude. Depends how much, yeah. Depends how much, yeah, but depends how much the, uh, the extremely vocal minority, you know, shits on him. Yeah. Uh, he can totally get away with what he's doing. Yeah.

Well, I mean, what he's saying is out is way out there, but it's like perfect for middle America. I mean, you know, and Sandler couldn't say it, then he'd be done, but it's funny. Yeah. The worst fucking part though, the worst part, how long? I'm Sandler coming out.

What part of the tour is, I mean, did you just go out or is this just playing a few places or is he like, I'm like 20 cities at the National Tour? Oh, such a big tour. It was the beginning, I don't know. The worst part is Adam Sandler didn't do any lines. Or he probably has different people opening for depending on where it is.

Yeah, probably. He didn't do any fucking lines for his movies. Or shit. No, I was like, come on man, just give us the hits. Yeah, where's it close? Yeah, yeah. Something. Fuck. Kinda had no idea he was touring. I figured he was just, you know, I, something. Fuck.

Kinda had no idea he was touring. I figured he was just, you know, I figured he's, you know, he's making movies and stuff. I mean, he's got a, you know, he's had a big production company for a long time. So yeah, yeah. Okay, let's, maybe we could, maybe we could watch this air July thing now.

I have a whole bunch of other stuff too. I guess we'll get to it next week. God, I'm like sleepwalking through this episode. You are? Yeah, totally. Why? I don't know what you mean. Tired.

You're tired. Okay, here's the clip. It's a minute long and then we got Lord Miles calling in. This is Eric July talking about, how old is this, like over the past week? Yeah, there's like yesterday. I think. He gets on his streaming, he says something, just dumb every day.

Do you trust him? We got him in his world. You're blocked, right? Yeah, I'm blocked. He's blocking everybody now. He used to be one of those guys, it's like blocking his weakness. Show his mental weakness.

Okay. Well, it's kind of the, that's cool strategy. Yeah. You're gonna get hit. See how old's up. See how you like it. It seems like he draws these unnecessary lines. Like what I was talking about with just his concept of,

like there's not gonna be any like, you know, I mean, not retconning, but none of this like alternate universe shit, none of this, like just your hand-cuffing yourself. Like dude, why can't you, why do you have to make these statements and then when circumstances change? Yeah, just black people. Everybody fucking does it, right?

I mean, like, hear this asshole? Like you block people, right? Black people. Constantly. Yeah, I blocked Vito last week. Really? Yeah. Cause he tried to get me to unblock somebody.

So I blocked him. That's funny. Okay, well, if you're gonna work so hard at getting people unblocked, how about you work on yourself? It's just, it's just, I'm pissed at you. It's just funny how it's like this. And a bunch of people who never put, who never put themselves in any situation to be criticized

are like, what a pussy. He blocks people. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Dude, maybe I just don't wanna be annoyed all the fucking time. Like, I wish I could shoot him. But I can't.

I can only block them. Right. Uh, fucking veto. Three minutes before our show. Yeah, says the guy who Mr. antagonism, the guy who has started fights with all of my friends. Yeah, he's wild on this way to start fights with fucking all of them. Causes like relationship affecting arguments with people.

Constantly. Jesus. Constantly. Right before our show starts, he says, oh, can you not antagonize Null and Kiwi Farms? Not make fun of them because it's affecting me. What have you been making fun of them lately? Yeah. Of course.

Null's being a little weirdo, uh, shocker, but I'm like, I'm sitting there going, what? Yeah. Of course I'm going to make fun of him. He's saying retarded shit. The reason the biggest reason why he hates me is because of you. You did all this. Oh, yeah. All the fucking pedophile jokes you that I defend. So I get shit for it. And now you are saying not other fucking pedophile jokes you that I defend. So I get shit

for it. And now you are saying not to get involved. Are you fucking high? What have you been doing this whole time? You have caused so many problems for everybody with your fucking feuds online. And now you tell first of all, what in my day, my 12 years of podcasting, how long has it been? We started in what, 2012? Yeah, then the... 11 years? The show actually was like 20, we did those six episodes or whatever, 2014 I believe, yeah. In my nine, 10 years of podcasting,

if I have ever given anybody the impression that I appreciate feedback on my behavior, I fucking don't. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and review it from day one. That's always been a problem. Yeah. Hey, you know, I was looking at your behavior.

Ha, ha, ha. If you're sad on air, don't tell me. Because I do not, I cannot have two minds. I cannot have a, I'm not Hillary Clinton. Right. Right. Can you just not antagonize, no? What have you been doing?

This whole fucking time? Yeah, are you, I don't know their history, but I know the, no got, it was a bunch of like, he thought, he thought this show was like defending pedophilia or something, right? Is that, I mean, is that always not, I mean, I don't even know if that's, he can't be serious about that.

I have no idea. It's gotta just be some kind of feelings hurt, shit. I don't be serious about that. I have no idea. It's got to just be some kind of feelings hurt, shit. I don't know. I don't know what goes on. But I'm behind the scenes on this show. And I don't ask. I really don't want to. I mean, it goes on on Twitter.

Yeah, across various streams. See, to me, that's behind the scenes. Yeah, exactly. Good for you. Yeah. It's just a little bit of teasing. I'm just busting his balls a little bit to, you know, wake, like, hey, wake up. Stop fucking, stop being so weird and goofy with everybody at God damn goofball. Yeah. Um,

I can veto. Can you not? I mean, there's so many lay, there's so many layers to that. I don't even know where to start. Yeah. Uh, There's so many layers to that. I don't even know where to start. Yeah. Uh, uh. Yeah. I'm short circuiting. I'm so angry.

I'm short circuiting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so much to say it's the three stooges trying to get through the door. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, I mean, I'm trying to not make fun of you. Now, yeah. What do you mean, can I not?

No. No. Yeah. I can't. I'm like the manatees and family guy. If you tell me I can't talk about something, I just can't function. I just wanna talk about it. All right, here's Eric thing he's gonna...

With a time machine and a fuck you do, rag. This is my fan of a black millionaire wearing a fucking do rag and a tank. I can't get over how much he looks like Kimbo slice. Like I'm not even, I'm not even saying that. That's not a joke or like that's not even, it's definitely a joke. That's not even a put down. Like that's just like, I mean, dude, he looks, he's like a fat Kimbo slice.

I mean, I don't even, I don't have never seen the guy standing up. I can't even tell if he's fat there, but I mean, like just everything, like just his face, I mean, and the beard and the do rag. But I mean, like, dude, he looks like Kimbo slice. Let's see. Let me pull up. Oh my God. What is, maybe he thinks he has more like Kimbo slice. Well, with his beard was a little shaggy or yeah.

There, which one? This one, this one. This one. Yeah, that is, wow. Eric, Kimbo sliced July. Look at that. All right, let's play the video. To not take shots back, especially when they crossed the line,

but I, whoa, look. Everybody's telling them to stop feeding the trolls. I know, I know, I know, I know. I know. Look, what it is is, they just do. It's because he did. It's just on shit. You can't stop feeding the trolls. I know, I know, I know. Every time. I know what it is, they just, they just, it's because he did. It's just on shit. You can't stop feeding the trolls. Cause you don't even feed them.

Cause I could do and say whatever I want, what it is. He's saying, you know, there are some things you just can't ignore is what it sounds like he's saying. Yeah, but there it is. Say you could ignore everything. You can. I mean, you can. You ignored that lawsuit. Now I got filed.

Yeah. Looks like it looks like you can't ignore after all. All right. To not take shots back, especially when they crossed the line. But I, whoa, look, if, yeah, if it was Eric July, let me say this, yeah. If it was Eric July 2008, 2009, I would have probably already knocked a couple more fucks blocks off. Oh, right.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, knock the block off. That's such an old expression. Like a Charlie Brown expression. I was getting his like, I'll knock your block off. Yeah. I'm gonna knock your block off. What?

That's block. That's why I'm like, block. It's just, it's been so long since I've heard that expression. Pull up, I'm gonna knock your block off. You're just gonna, you're gonna suck my cock off? I'm gonna knock your block off. You're gonna get my rocks off? What are you saying, fucking mumbles?

You're gonna do what to me? Now, some motherfuckers blocks off. Yeah, we're the block doggin crew. That's so funny. I'm not gonna block off in a major way. That's such an old expression. You're gonna punch me so my blocks will fall out. What?

Or off? You're gonna knock my blocks off? How? Like a punch, right? He's threat, yeah, right? 2008, he would have, fuck, he's not talking about killing anybody. He's talking about, you know, I can block soft.

Talk about knocking you out. Yeah, that's getting your rocks off. Right. 2008, I was, I was fit. 2008. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We all were more fit in 2008.

I would fucking, I would feed Eric July, his underpants in 2008. Yeah. I would pull his underpants off, yeah. We all were more fit in 2008. I would fucking, I would feed Eric July has underpants in 2008. Yeah, I would pull his underpants off. Right. And then spank his hairy ass. Feed him his own underpants. Yeah, right, comic about this. Cut it out for him. Prissy dancing.

But can I just stake for a kid? Out of five for his underpants? Yep. Put him in a high chair. Here you go, buddy. Sit in his high chair. Here you go, buddy. Sit in his high chair. I got for you. Yeah, here you go.

Melted it down out of your chair. Don't dribble. Don't touch you. You got your underpants. Right. You're underpants, you idiot. You're underpants, you idiot. All right, so.

I'm rocking blocks off. Yeah. Whew. Wow. Yeah. That's when he was getting rocks off. And then he was doing that gay dance moves. Remember when he showed you that?

When he was doing those sexy stripper dance moves? Yeah, yeah. Is he talking about dancing my, dancing mine? Blocks off? Maybe. He lose that too. Sucking rocks off. I put on Suavecito.

Mm. Fucking, I would Marenga his ass into the next world. Oh damn. Like this, give me one of these. The Trump, Trump move like this. Yeah, my stomach. Oh man.

Yeah, ooh, my blocks. There's no, my blocks are guarded. No retort for that. Could you imagine being a fucking millionaire going on talking about knocking motherfuckers blocks off? I mean, if that's your, you know, if that's your thing, I mean, we're gonna do rag. I mean, I, how'd you stream go?

Pretty good. I would put a do rag on instead of knock blocks, motherfuckers blocks off. Right. Oh, that's a time machine. Yeah, if kickstart me a time machine. Yeah. Like, so I, don't get me wrong. I get it.

Get what? Because some lines have been crossed or some things that have been done. It's crazy. Because I've been seeing, especially with the whole like, my, well, my asses and stuff, you know, seeing what happened out of that

and to see people that dislike me, even saying, well, okay, that's a step too far. Let's you know how it's probably gonna be. Oh, fuck you. Yeah. I get it. Wait, what? Truck. What, that's a step too far. Let's you know how to drive me in the first one. Truck them, I get it. And yeah, wait, what? Truck, what was that word? I missed that.

Truck them, I get it. Truck's on 50, trucks me. Truck's me, yeah. Truck's me. So truck them, I get it. Yeah, trucks me, I get it. Truck's me. That's like a truck's comedy.

You know, it's like when you use a noun as a verb or something, like where you're like, yeah, or just, You know, it's like when you use a noun as a verb or something like where you're, you know, like, yeah, yeah, or just, you know, like, you know, ham sandwich me, you know, like, yeah, beer me. Exactly. Yeah. Do rag me. Do rag me. Trucks me. I got to get my do rag on. I'm going to talk tough today. Yeah. These white boys love do rag. I'm talking to say, you know, could you hand me a sandwich out of the cool or you sandwich me? Yeah, yeah, and then they Chuck's me bro cuz the trucks cuz it's the coolers way over there and they're a nice ziplock bag And you just fucking fling it like a frisbee. It's cool. Everybody's cool. Everybody's cool when you say sandwich me

The guy who gets who understands what you said the guy who reaches in and flips you said sandwich and you for catching it like a badass. Boom. Sandwich me bro. Trucks me bro. Yeah. I walk into the dealership, the Ford dealership. Trucks me bro.

And you drive it right through the fucking window. Ha ha ha ha. And yeah, had it been, you know, cause it ain't like, it ain't like just like they do all this digging to try to do all this shit and try to come and, you know, that can happen to them, right? Y'all, you do understand that. Oh, digging the, Oh,

digging the docks of dude and the do rag, and digging the docks that trust me, digging the docks of me and the same thing can't do happen to them. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You doing the docs, jokes me brother. Yeah, you doing the docs man? My ancestors? Yeah, I know ancestors, just fuck you. Get away from me. You crack head. You fucking fentanyl addict. Don't look at me.

Okay, so he's saying the same thing could happen to them. Yeah. Man, everyone knows what I live. What are you talking about? That can happen to them, right? Y'all do understand it. Right? You can be touched like straight up. My weiner. What do you mean touched? I don't know. Like AT&T. Yeah. What do you mean touched? Right. Trust me. I can touch you. I can dox you, I could touch you. Yeah, right. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh want to be sore, first of all. Right, best case scenario, I am sore the next day, and this is not just, you know,

I'm physical activity, I don't do that. I got things like that. Yeah, I'm not, I need to be in prime working out condition to lift weights or go to Pilates or something. I'm not being sore on your behalf. Sure, fuck what I do that. Yeah, trucks me. If it was 2008, 2009, me,

oh yeah, I'm coming to see motherfuckers. Like, oh, you got a little bit, you got a little bit that you're going to. Okay, yeah, how about I make up? What was that? Did you see that move? Shooting motion. Did you fucking see that, Sean? Yeah.

Oh, Eric. Oh, Eric, you dirty motherfucker. You dirty, you slippery motherfucker. Did you fucking see that? He's talking about coming to events and shooting them up without saying it. 2009 me, oh yeah, I'm coming to see motherfuckers. Like, oh, you got a little bit.

You got a little bit that you're going to. Okay, yeah, how about I make up? Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah. How about I make a, call a drive-by. Yeah, right. At least it's a motivation. Sure.

You know, it's a story. Showing up at your event, shooting you. So what does this have to do? Like, with comics? Well, no, no. Like with anything, like, okay, so if it, so what's he saying, but like, I'm better than that now, so I'm not gonna do, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna talk about like,

I'm just gonna talk about it instead of, I'm late, I gotta get, we gotta get Lord Miles, I'm not gonna finish this up, I'm gonna get Lord Miles. I'm announced the pirates. And maybe things get physical, like, wow, that's not me anymore. Okay, there he is.

I said, this doesn't sound like it. Well, I mean, it sounds like it's not you anymore. I mean, it just sounds like he's fantasizing about doing that, which, you know, a lot of people do. So it's like, yeah, sure, I mean, everybody wants to turn somebody's face into putting, not me, you know, I don't want to do that. I do on a daily basis. Okay, daily basis. We're ready to go. You'll never, you'll never hear me preach

nonviolence. Like you just sometimes it's like, oh no, almost never, almost never is it, is it worth it, except when it is. But you're also not like going around like having live streams talking about how you're such a badass and fucking no, 15 years ago. It's my idea of just like making my living on the internet. Like's like under the internet. Like sounds like my idea of hell. Like I just, not everyone is like this on the internet. No, I understand that. Although a guy did threaten to rape my penis with his mouth this week, did you see that?

Really? He was like, quite an evening. He said he would come to my house and suck my cock. It's like that's really odd. Well, I mean, that guy. Is that a threat? Yeah, I don't want my cock. It's like, that's really odd. Well, I mean, that guy. Is that a threat? Yeah, I don't want my cock sucked by that guy. Review tech, USA, it was his name.

Okay. Okay, well, wait for Lord Miles. All right. I said, ready to go if you are. David says, usually when someone enjoys the content, they will trip over themselves to tell you their favorite part. Nobody can tell you what their favorite part is.

It probably sucks. Yeah, that's true. That's what I saw. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you their favorite part. Nobody can tell you what their favorite part is. It probably sucks. Yeah, that's true. That's what I saw. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you heard that part last week, Eric said that asking people what their favorite part is is gay shit, quote. What, somebody said gay shit?

Eric said that asking someone their favorite. Oh, he's saying everyone to ask what's your favorite part of Isom, if anybody from outside who's having read it, right? And it sucks either anyway. Yeah. So now he's, Eric is succceeded anyway. Yeah. So now he's Eric says that's gay shit. Okay.

Asking what your favorite part is. A frosty dog. Holy shit Eric. Yeah. My local government paid for an assessment to find out whether they're lockdowns and mask mandates were effective. They tout like it's gospel. Same logic Eric is using, which you totally agree with the fucks.

I don't know what that means. Should know me a salt. Hey, Dick, I think Eric or his supporters are mass flagging your supporters on Twitter. Yeah, probably. No news there. Hot shot Scott said the clips that were played of that psycho who was sympathetic to Eric. July was my favorite part of the episode. Okay. Oh, I didn't hear that. You see that? The guy said he'd break necks.

If anybody showed up at his ancestors, Grave. Oh, really? He'd break your neck. Huh. All right. Well, neck crazy. Yeah, I mean, you know. I don't think your ancestor would want you

to be breaking anyone's neck. No, probably not. Over their grave. I don't think so. Guys, it's not real all that stuff. Yeah, trucks your ancestor. It's like a corpse in the ground. Yeah, yeah.

The Gravestone, the whole Gravestone thing is gay. Today was my first birthday, where my grandma didn't call me at six in the morning to sing me happy birthday. Oh, wow, really? Yeah, wow, that's kind of Wow, that's kind of sad. It was kind of sad. I woke up at 11 and said, oh, it's pretty crazy.

You've had grandparents who were still around when you're in your 40s. Yeah. My grandparents were all dead by the time I was like mid, maybe later, like 26, 27. And they didn't, you know, like some people had kids a little older and they didn't live like exceptionally long, but yeah, it's kind of weird, yeah, I didn't have a, I did have a great uncle who died maybe like five, four or five years ago, he was like 92.

So he was like, you know, he would have been the, still with it. Oh yeah, yeah, he was with it. Yeah Lorenzo isn't here either. What the fuck? Guys got it. I got to send people like calendar invites or something. It's the time zone that always fucks him up They always do it the wrong way. Yeah, why? Yeah Healthcare employees. Hey dick don't read my email. Address out loud.

Call me Mondays. Okay. Mondays. I'll be likes Mondays. I was listening to this week's show where you were talking about healthcare, the healthcare industry and how 90% of people in most jobs aren't working.

I would say that's probably 80% to 90% of people in every job are not doing anything. I mean, they're not, they're something not working all day. Yeah, they're not, they're something not working all day. Yeah, they're not working all day. Just think you hire, the more people you hire, the more people it takes to do a job. Yeah, yeah, right.

Yeah, which is good day. Nobody's responsible for anything. I got, I really got a buckle down and try to figure out an action item plan for this. Like, okay, so you don't do anything. If everyone's responsible, no one's responsible. Yeah, well, I wanted to email you and tell you you're right. I work for one of the biggest health insurance companies in the world. And half of what we do is a joke.

I'm going to say higher than that. Sure. Last week, my team spent our weekly meeting time to teach a bunch of boomers how to make 3D avatars for Microsoft Teams. Wow. Yeah, it's, you spend more time learning like teams or Slack or like it's all the shit, the communication stuff, the internal communication stuff, I can't even tell, I mean Disney likes it all the time. It's all about, yeah, they don't do any work, they just email her and how to, they learn how to talk to each other.

You guys have a telegram channel we can get on? No, just use emails. I can categorize emails into many different tagging systems. Yeah, yeah. A lot of software exists, distorted. Stop, stop turning everything into a group chat. So what it is? Meetings about meetings and, you know.

The worst part is that Microsoft Teams even puts that out, because they had a meeting and said, well, we need really need is Like a me like a 3D avatar. Yeah, right. It's a woman some fucking woman, right? You hit a critical mass of women in anything And it's immediately destroyed I just know that when that happens there's just a lot of talking and it drives me crazy. I don't know how, I don't know how one woman can do

the talking of at least 100 men, but they seem to all be able to do it. It's remarkable. I just go, I can't even, I get overwhelmed. Like it's like, it's I get like like shell shock. Yeah, like my central nervous system Just shuts down and I just like I just hear blow and just they're just bouncing off of me and my Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it's like crazy. You like tonight is after a you know concussive explosion right that everybody hates I was like God I hate that fucking frequency. Yeah, I just see Elliot Roger in my eyes.

Yeah. Yeah. Getting closer and closer. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Um, instead of actually discussing worker productivity or management. So imagine me, the youngest person on my team,

watching a bunch of 40 to 50 year olds, laugh like special ed children watching there. And sadly, those are not boomers, those are me. Yeah, those are genetics. Yeah, they're just as bad, man, I gotta play you this thing. This woman, hot girl,

yeah. Commute. So this hot girl is crying about how the commute to her work like is horrible. Yeah, let's see here. But this is my first job, like my first nine to five job after college and I'm in person and I'm commuting in the city and it takes me fucking forever to get there. There's no way I'm going to be able to afford living in the city right now. So that's off the table. Like fucking duh! If I was able to walk to work and it would be fine,

but I'm not. So it literally takes me like I leave here like I get up and train at 730 and I don't get home till like 615 earliest and then like I don't have time to do anything. I don't I'm on his shower, eat my dinner and go to sleep. I don't have time or energy to cook by dinner either. Like I don't have energy to work out. Like that's out the window. Like I'm so upset. Oh my God. Nothing too with my job at all,

but just like the nine to five schedule in general is crazy. Being in the office nine to five, like if it was remote, you get off at five and you're home and everything's fine. But like I'm not home. It takes me long to get home. And, like people that drop to the office, like it doesn't, you don't get off at five.

And I know it could be worse. I know I could be working longer, but like I literally get off its pitch black. Like I don't have any. She doesn't really believe it could be worse. How do you have time to like, meet like a guy? I don't know. Like how do you tell her like dating? Like I don't have time for anything and I'm like so stressed out.

And I'm also getting my period. So that's why I'm all emotional, but like, am I so dramatic? That's why. Um, so this happened in like, that's, yeah. There's just the response was overwhelmingly, well, yeah, welcome to the world, sweetheart. Like this next generation isn't prepared for life. Like you guys driving, just driving,

commuting for two hours every day is a total waste of time. Oh my God. Not to mention that nothing you guys do is important or matters at all. It doesn't like, you could, most people could just not work. It would be fine. It doesn't like, you could, most people could just not work. It would be fine.

It doesn't have to be like it is. But that like, it doesn't, it's totally right. Okay. She's fucking a nightmare. She's totally, oh no, she's totally right. But it like, and then at the same time, like, you know, my fucking old ass goes,

what the fuck do you think I've been doing my whole fucking life? That's it. And that's why are you better? But it's like, that's the answer. But all these genetics people, it should be better that's the answer. All these gin and egg people. It should be better. It should be better.

We shouldn't have to, look, America, America, America, we can't commute. America works more than anybody to get nothing. Yeah. To get fucking nothing to find bombs to kill him. Uh, as such a fucking scam and they, they indoctrinate you, it's like, you're never gonna move up in the fucking corporate giant if you don't do extra.

You're supposed to do extra on your fucking diet for free. So you have a chance to move up. It's like, no, what about if you're just good at the job that you paid for the commute? Actually, what if you're just good at your job description? You do what you're paid to do really well. And they give you an opportunity, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta do extra work for free to really show people.

And yeah, it's, no, we're completely in doctrine. It's, we're all fucking company men. They make you that way. And meanwhile, they don't give a fuck. They would, fucking Bob Iger from Disney would fucking, would murder you and rape your corpse to make fucking the stock go up a fucking four point. Yeah.

They give me a fucking break. Like it's like, I get, I get what she's saying. She's 100% right, I get on this fucking dark. There's no fucking, there's no, why am I doing this? What's the point of this? There's no life. There's 100% right. I can't get on this fucking dark. There's sucks. There's no fucking, there's no, why am I doing this? What's the point of this? There's no life.

There's no retirement. All my money is taken away. No, there's no fucking, what's the point of this? America is, we're circling the drain. It, we may circle for a while, but this country is fucking, it's done, it's done.

No, it's absolutely done. That's, I think that's why I love the free Palestine thing so much. Now I just get to sit back and be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, wow. It got so bad you guys lost your little country over there. You lost your fucking money laundering country. That's too bad.

Yeah. This country had a very brief, very brief, you know, a stay at the summit. Yeah. Now it's fucking snowballing down the other side, you know? All these VC guys are like, they're all using this video as an opportunity to like, to imply how hard they have worked. Yeah, I know.

Welcome to the world, sweetheart. It's like, you're saying that because you, because you didn't want credit. Well, and, well, because you didn't get paid for it. Well, and also, just like mothers, now they're always like, oh, it's such a hard job. Yeah, because you didn't get paid for it. Well, and also, just like mothers. Now, they're always like, oh, it's such a hard job. Yeah, because you didn't really get anything for it. You keep fucking saying it. Well, and Misery loves company.

It's like, if I had to do it, you should have to suffer too. Yeah, exactly. People are worried that they're gonna find a, you know, that they might find a loophole or something and actually have balance in their life. Hey, don't worry. They won't. They're going to be just as miserable as I am.

I don't know. All this stuff, like we're going to die. Drugs will still be illegal. Sure. Sure. There will still be a 40 hour work week. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

You know, well, no, you're technology. And technology improves. Yeah. You should, you should all work less 40 hour work week. Oh yeah, absolutely. You know, we'll know your technology, we'll get technology improves. You should, we'll be at all work less and have more money. Right. But like, well look at this graph. You actually were almost as much as, as a previous generation.

It's like, that's bad. That means all the productivity that comes as a result of technology is being siphoned off. Right. And actually they're kind of taking too much. Right. Because they're like, all that money is going somewhere.

100%. It's going into financial instruments. Yeah. Not not not not to the workers. Not to anybody who's doing it. And Islam kind of has this thing against usury. I don't know if you knew that. They're not allowed to targe usury us rates. So I didn't know that.

Maybe we get together with the free Palestine people because they're obviously going to be in control in 20 years and say, you guys, you gotta keep this eight percent mortgage. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Yeah. Should be in line with inflation. How is inflation?

Nothing's ever been in line with inflation over the last fucking five decades. If you're gonna have inflation, then that's the mortgage rate. You're not making money off people having houses. Are you? Uh, okay. Well, I wanted to email you, are you right?

So imagine me, the youngest person in my team watching a bunch of 40 to 50 rolls laugh like special ed children watching their 3D bitmojis do shitty hand wave animations. Well, you got to commute for that. You can't sit at home watching a bitmoji do a hand wave. From go. And seeing the dumbest people you'll ever meet in your life giggling at it.

Yeah. Children. Did fuck, did fucking Lord Miles get nabbed by the Taliban? Maybe he did. Oh. Because of how retarded it all was, I didn't make one. And just pretended I was having PC issues, nice. So the assistant manager reached out to me afterwards

and started hounding me to waste more work time to make this stupid thing. Oh, the, the mandatory like team building projects or something like that. You gotta get your emoji up there, buddy. Yeah, come on, we're team. Like team leaders tend to say things like, hey, does anybody want to volunteer for, you know, like this extra work?

Like it's like, you know what, and he's just to sign it to somebody. Yeah. If you got a team full of like graphic artists or something like that, it's like, hey, does anybody, does anybody want to take on? It's like, hey, you should know what everybody's working on if you're working on, like, say different shows or graphics for something like that, just to sign it. That's your job.

That's your job. Hey, so-and-so's light over there. Okay, give it to them. To it. Yeah, does anybody, yeah. And it's like, because people are taught to go after those brownie points. So maybe they can get a senior designer title or buy in from everybody.

You know, I want you to be invested. It sounds like something to me too. It's fucking a sign of tune. Fucking stop. It's so wide we have to have women in the workplace. And why did this has to happen? And every once in a while, every once in a while, you will run into somebody who's older than 30 who still buys into that.

And you go, oh, you poor, stupid bastard. You really, you, or you've been in this so long, you've, you've actually, you maybe, maybe you realized it was bullshit. And now you're like, I'm stuck. So just out of self preservation, you're like, I, I buy it. And they do. It's the, it's, it's, it's Winston. He loved Big Brother at the end of 1984. It was, okay, it was all okay. He loved Big Brother community. Yeah. Welcome to the world. Yeah. Is that the world? Yeah. Fucking driving two hours a day for no reason. Yep, you finally, something inside you broke. Four hours.

You finally broke. I just drive all fucking day then. Yeah. On top of all that, last year my entire department had to spend three full work days to learn a new social media program for the company. No one used it and it was removed from the system a month later.

It's all such a fucking joke. Yeah, Obamacare did that. Obamacare made it so the administrative costs for health insurance went from like three times. The amount, like the doctors are the only ones doing anything. Be yeah. Everything else is just record keeping for money so you can get raped for being cured. Yeah.

Yeah. Obamacare said, okay, well, we we're gonna need about 10 times the amount of minutes and of course, yeah, sure. To take people's money. Uh-huh. Uh, no new doctors, of course, because you can't just make them. No, that's right. Um, too long to read insurance companies are scam and 80% of the employees could be fired with no noticeable change in production. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're not producing anything.

Thanks to go fuck yourself, Monty. Much smooches. Hey, Sean. Fuck you, Dick. I just wanted to say I love the show. I found you guys to be official podcast and you all took over my favorite podcast slot very soon. Thank you.

Yeah. Cool. Very high energy show. Have you listened to other shows? Do you like? Have a high energy show. Other shows are just like mumbling and dead air. Yeah. I don't know, I don't listen to other shows. Do you should go figure it in?

They're all trash. You know what I saw last night? What? I know a bunch of Israelis. Yeah. So you know how I'm always, I, you know, I saw this girl, she was giving her opinion on Israel Palestine. Yeah.

I shit you not. She pulled one of these. Yeah, yeah, really sucks. Crazy was happening. Israel was fucking horrible, right? Horrible horrible horrible. Cause I know, like I've been to music festivals in Israel. Yeah, I know.

So I know people who probably know people got kidnapped. Yeah, maybe so. Then she pulls one of these. Really? Yeah, I'm like, is she about to tell a black joke? Right, right. What the fuck, I've never seen this shit from, one of you super liberals number one.

Yeah, also in real life, I've never seen that. Like not as, wait, wait, where did you see her? At this party. Oh, yeah, you saw, oh yeah, yeah. You guys, one of these over the left shoulder long look over the right shoulder long look. Do you know this is gonna be? Wow, these people look like Jews.

They're all Jews. She guys, but are we just gonna ignore that 7,000 palestinians they're getting killed? Is that right? Is that, that's not okay? Yeah. Yeah, I know.

Well, I mean, of course it's not okay. Look, I mean, the, the, the, the, look over shoulder, look over shoulder. Yeah. We just can't ignore that. 1,000, 7,000,

yeah. Is anything that's got to go? You can't say that one side is 100% right. Like it, that's, I mean, the Gaza Strip is, is essentially an open air prison camp. Is it not a prison camp? And has been for its forever. If I go off there internet,

dude, do you know how, so Gaza's prison fucked? Yeah. But the whole West Bank, do you know how many like military checkpoints, Palestinians have to go through every day to like get to and from work. It's like military, they're under military control.

And they can't have gatherings of groups. It's the kind of shit. Rollins. What? Wouldn't that make people maybe harbor some resentment and people who are like, look, I have no, I have, there's people there that are like, I have no inclination to commit violence. I'm just trying to like get through my day, but it's like, they're making it so fucking difficult.

Yeah. It's, it's honestly weird. It's weird to imagine somebody who doesn't think they're, that, that, uh, terrorism is justified. But it's like, terrorism not justified. You're gonna fucking, they shut off their electricity.

He pretty pissed off. If somebody if AT&T shut off my internet, I would fill a truck with fertilizer and just drive it to the nearest building. You're fucking cutting off my internet. Baaah! Are you kidding me? I think there's such a lack of self-awareness

of a lot of people in this country. I think it would be, they would be blown away by how, by how people would react. You guys burn cities down, cause one black guy got killed. But everybody turns into, I mean, one dude, one. Everybody will turn into a Karen in like two fucking days

of the right thing being taken away It's like I have no idea what people in other countries fucking go through this country is built on A tax being enough to murder everybody Yeah, you think like British loyalist had a great time during that revolution They were like well, I mean I kind of, all my families there, my bodies are there. I can't what you're saying about the taxes thing, but I don't know, like what we're touring and feathering you, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay, what was I reading? Oh, yeah, favorite podcast. I've gone back and started from the beginning on my long days at work at a manufacturing plant. What are these manufacturing widgets? Honestly makes my day or infuriates me listening to your wild takes, but at the end of the day,

it gets me through it. Fuck you, Dick. Right. Just for Sean, keep it up. Thanks for not killing yourselves. Thank you. Right. Thank you, Tray. themselves. Thank you. Thank you, Tray. Tuber, hey, Dick, check out this gravy seal session on a muck. All right. Let's see. Who's crying? Somebody's crying. Oh, God. You guys just need to do drugs. You don't need to get together and yell at each other. Oh, boy each other. Five. Here's five. Oh, boy, okay. Did it do?

Ah, this is the most cringy thing I've seen a long time. The instructor is, and the dudes that are paid to be here. Okay, so this is a gravy seals thing. Yep. All right. Here's five. Here's five. Here's five.

Are you touching me? Are you touching me? Are you touching me? Are you tagging me back? Get the fuck off me. Get the fuck off of me. I'm not touching. I'm not touching you, bitch.

They're fighting over like a backpack. So all these guys, all these gravy seals. I'm sure that instructor was like definitely like military. You know, he actually knows what's up, right? No. Yeah, no. No. I mean, what, being in the military, what is it not, a shout of people in B.G. Is it like that?

He's wearing a shirt, so he's, he's higher status. Yeah. These guys are wearing purses. This is so retarded. Military purses. Yeah. And is that a satchel? Maybe not when they're wearing it.

Okay, yeah. They've got vice baths probably. Right not when they're wearing it? Okay. Yeah. They've got ice baths probably right and they're putting their purses Next to the ice baths and the instructors flipping out on this guy. Yeah, cuz he's taking his purse. Is that right? What's he? Taking his purse. In the tub, everyone of you. So how you putting it in your mouth? What are you doing? I'm not sure. Everyone you get the tub.

Get in the tub! Without you, I'll do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You're fucking done. What the fuck? I'm not just like stomped that guy into putting like as a group. Like because they're pathetic. Like why would they join? They're just answered it. Yeah. You just answered it. Yeah.

With all due respect. Like dude, you don't have to say that. Like you don't have to say that in the military. You don't have to be there either. That's the paid for this. Dude, you're looking, if you're looking for answers, you've come to the wrong place. If you're looking for a dad, you gotta look somewhere else, man. He's gone.

Well, this is how they were treated growing up. So they're just, by a mom. I don't think he's guys had dads. Yeah, well, right, but by somebody. Yeah, by somebody. And like that's, you know, there's the, the very, the very real psychological concept of, when you grow up with trauma, as an adult, if you're not aware of it,

you seek it out and then attempt to master it. This is the abused, this is the stripper, right? Abuse sexual abuse, like how big are her tits? What a huge, how are big you want them to be? Whoa, whoa, whoa. So it's like, you seek out that abuse and then try to master it by like, you know, to a stupid fucking man, like I can, I just make,

yeah, I make them cough up all the money, but it's like, it only hurts you. It only hurts you doing that, the stripper, yeah. No, you gotta use that gun, man. You gotta use him, no, no, no, no, no, example, I'm gonna go, some of them got huge Yeah, you got to use that gun man. You got to use him. No, no example. I've never even done things like that. Some of them got huge tits.

Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's the same, it's the same fucking thing. What a stupid phenomenon. Yeah, they just, but it's, it's what people do. Do they have like a certification system? It's what they think they deserve. They do. Right.

That's what I mean. And they do because they think they do. Yeah, I mean, I'm saying that they do. Right. That's what I mean. And they do because they think they do. Yeah. I mean, I'm saying that they do also. Yeah. Oh, could I just with all due respect? Right. What? You talk to people like that and that fucks wrong with you. And that's the, and that's the, you know, what they do. They drive back. They don't understand. They don't understand what's going on. No, they don't. Do they have like, do they train so much in the Gravy Seals program

that they go on to be their own instructors? They're like, I trained with, maybe, I list like Kung Fu masters. Like, you know, I trained with Hitman for a while. I was fucking King Chao and Dong Wei. So I'm like an expert. I got yelled at by fucking flea- and Dong Wei. So I'm like an expert. I got yelled at by fucking flea beest of molester by the fucking American dawn. Like all these stupid things.

Like, oh wow, he's a great pedigree. Right. I'm yelling at fatherless man. I by bunked with a lucreous the dog fucker. We're on a telegram chat. Yeah, with all the ROTC boys. Okay, not revenge of the Sith, like, Sith like high school ROTC. Striles says, dick I was at Disney World and I was eating at the very fancy B.R. guest restaurant when a very handsome man

passed my table and he went to sit with his family. My eyes perked up and I immediately said to my beautiful wife who has double decaps. Wow. Great. Is that Sean? My wife seemed confused and I said from the dick show. No way. And he is now behind me, seated with his family.

Why is he keep talking about your family? There wasn't family. There's a bunch of people I didn't know that well. Now, why is he said it twice now? She says, I don't know, but it definitely could have been his twin. Maybe he did. Were you at that restaurant?

Was it the our guest restaurant? Is that, I don't know if that's what it was called, but it was like the gay, be our guest restaurant. It was the gay Disney world. I did eat at the beauty on the beast castle. Be our fucking guest. Yeah, it was, that was me in your mind.

You didn't connect the two? Well, I didn't, I couldn't remember what, what, people were just calling it a certain thing. Yeah, it was like, reserved, went down and they, you get the stock home buffet. Uh, yeah, it was, of course, very overpriced and not really all that good. Yeah. The fucking Jack Daniels, the Jack Daniels bar buffet for $70 did not disappoint in the quality, the Jack Daniels quality brand.

Yeah, that's so funny. That's so funny. So we spend 300 bucks on the buffet, right? Because the girlfriends are everything costs a double what it should. So we're like packing in this meat, this is crummy meat, because you don't want to waste your, because for some reason, not eating feels like wasting money. Right. Even though it's the same no matter what.

So in the whole rest of the show, I got a fucking gut full of meat and shitty potatoes and whatever buffet food. I can't have any popcorn. The drinks aren't really working. It's really, Jack Daniel's really ruined my, really ruined my night. I hadn't listened to the newest episode where you said he was at Disney World yet.

I was saving it for the airplane ride back home. Every few minutes I do this 180 degree turn and try to convince myself that was Sean and to go up and ask, but I didn't want to disturb his family time. None of those people is my family. Man, that's what happens when you're girlfriend. I want to disturb his family time. None of those people is my family. Man, that's what happens when your girlfriend

play on something and drags you along with. There's, I can't believe you did that. There was one, well, I see I was only there for three, I was like, I will do three, I will do three days of Disney. What was the opening offer? Oh, there she was there, like, oh, she just got back last night. Ah!

She was at Disney World the whole time? Yeah. Pfft. Doing what? Yeah. We'll see, but that's, the thing is like, I'm like, I'm not paying for this. Ha ha ha like a jiggle-o, you're paying.

That's because I set expectations right from the get-go. Do not have expectations of me. I think everything is stupid and I don't want to do anything. So it's like, well, if you, you know, Disney World, surely you want to do that for a week. What do you mean? I mean, other stuff's done, but not if I have to. I mean, I work for my son. I get paid vacation.

I don't, you know, and she's, you know, she works for, you know, she works for a Disney company. So everything, you know, she's giving me. So it's like, I mean, you know, all that kind of stuff is either for your or massive discounts, you know, but not like they used to be, but still pretty good. I mean, yeah, but, but yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got, you know, look, if I'm with my family,

that's when I wanna be bothered the most. Okay, save me. Save me. And there is a woman there, interrupt. Please, whatever you do. We were, yeah. Don't fuck me over. We are with one person who is the most annoying person on earth

and is, and is life who is the second most annoying person on earth. Pist everybody off. Wow. Just being just cringy and annoying. Like, you're just fucking, I have stunted fucking, show, I don't know. It's a weird, it was a weird group.

So weird. Yeah, you think? Weird group, man. Fucking show. I don't know. It's a weird is a weird group Yeah, you think weird group and Well We're group as I'm boarding the plane. It was pretty great though because his wife couldn't fit on a couple rides And we got we got light we got lightning passes out of it. Oh Yeah We got we got light we got lightning passes out of it. Oh There's a size. Yeah Thunder passes. Yeah Couldn't ride the fucking dragon in Avatar. Oh, that's a bummer So I'm on the plane home to send this email to you so I could apologize to Sean for being weird at

Be our guest and not just saying hi Well, it's not weird to not say hi to somebody, but Well, yeah, I didn't know he was a you wouldn't know. I knew what you're doing If if anybody ever sees me out in the wild, please do come up. Yeah, please I honestly like come knock my block off. There's no coming with it. I'm not no I I get the biggest fucking kick out of that. If it happens, I will add to people you're with. They're like, wow, you're better than me.

I didn't know. That's the thing. That's a little bit of it. Yeah, usually I think we're the same, but now that I see a person, you don't know, is come to say, no, it's nothing. It's nothing. And you get to do them twice. It's like, do you sell dirty rotten scoundrels, right?

Yeah. Like when, she's like, you know, he's like, oh, your majesty, or your, your, your ex, you know, you get to do them twice. It's like, do you start dirty rotten scoundrels, right? Yeah. Like when, she's like, you know, so he's like, oh, you're majesty, or you're, you're excellent, you know, whatever. It's like, you know, nothing. It's like, well, you must be really important. Really overdo it too. Say, like, say stuff like, I was gonna kill myself,

and I was, I had a gun in my mouth, and I was listening to your show, and it really brought me out of it. And like, yeah, right, right, right. I used to molest my kids, and then your show made me stop, stuff like that. It's termolesting other people's kids. Yeah, I've molested other people's kids now. yeah, right, right, right. I used to molest my kids and then you show, made me stop, stuff like that. It's term molesting other people's kids. Yeah, I've molested other people's kids now.

Right, right. Trying to kick the habit. Yeah, yeah, it's a, you, you, you called Turkey's a tough way to go. But you could die. Yeah, you could. Yeah. No, yeah, in all seriousness, I, I, I will never,

I will never feel bothered if that's if you, you know, come up and say, you know, though what's the worst, you get embarrassed and it's not me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you're pretty recognizable. I won't embarrass you.

I just assumed you Californians would stick to Disneyland and not make your way out of East. So he didn't even know you were there. He just saw you. That's funny. That's funny. That's fine. That was absolutely, that had to be me. I hope Sean's $80 stake was nice.

I hope he also enjoyed being crushed in for the fireworks show. I like Disney show. You know, I went back to the hotel for the fireworks show. For, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, no, I'm good. Oh, the fireworks are starting to matter here. Because you go back to the room, and stare at the ceiling, fuck this. There's a big one at Epcot, too, and I took off, cause you go to the sky buckets, or the skyways, whatever they call them there. Yeah, they're like, you know, they can take you right back to the hotel I was staying at.

So I was like, it's like an airborne tram. Like a gondola? Yeah, you remember the skyways at Disneyland, right? Those are little boxes that you get in. Little buckets. Well, they have like, you know, they're bigger buckets. They take out hotels. Yeah.

Wow. That's cool. One of the hotels. That's cool. It depends where you're at, but they have them all over the place. But yeah, you take the monorail from some hotels. You take the sky buckets or sky, whatever you call it, from other hotels. Yeah, it was great.

You can take right from where I was to write to Epcot and back. Epcot is badass. It's like every fucking different country in there. And it's like people from that country, other ones cooking, they're using. Oh yeah, I remember that. It's an amazing fucking place. And they got this, I'll tell you one thing.

There's a new Guardians of the Galaxy roller coaster there. It's fucking phenomenal. I think I opened like a month ago. I did, oh no, some of the rides are amazing. Yeah. And I like the animal park. It's got a legit safari, dude. You go out there, there's literally like lions

and fucking shit in the wild, African elephants. You know, they could come right up and kill you if they wanted to. Really? Yeah. No, there's no fences. Yeah. Yep.

Can't believe I blew a chance to give him real life smooches. We'll not do that. And for the record, this was Monday, the 20th. Okay, I believe you. I was sitting two tables away from the power. Should have sent him some bread. Yeah, right.

Butter for the gentleman. Diet Coke for the gentleman. Right, right, right. Yep. The diet. Okay. Yeah, we've Right, right, right. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, But caring about the major problems of the world is too much for one guy like me to take. Yeah, you can have to... It doesn't really matter if you care, don't care. It takes it out of you. You can only care about what, you know,

you gotta make your own way. It's an age of anxiety you're trained to be. It is, hit with... With... With worrisome things all the time. Yep. You don't have time to think about your own shit, because we're primed to worry constantly. with worrisome things all the time. Yep, do you wanna have time to think about your own shit because we're primed to worrie constantly.

I'd rather just be apathetic to everything outside my bubble for the rest of my life and focus on what's in front of me. Yeah, you should. Yeah, and that's actually a healthy self-preservation technique. You're supposed to. It doesn't mean you're weak because you don't care about the plight of African-American children or because it yeah. Nobody really cares about what's going on in Israel and Palestine. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no big a thing for you to really care, but you can, you can internalize all the fucking anxiety that's bad for you, dude. It's like women moving, like whenever you move from one place to another, every woman wakes up in the morning, puts a baseball hat on and just worries all day. They don't do anything, but they just are worried all day. Like, you know, you don't have to just be worried all day.

You can just relax. Like, you just, this is like an attention seeking worrying. Oh, I'm so worried about mass shootings. Like, well, what does that mean? Yeah. If you sit around and get amped up and freaked out all day, sure, sure. It's never been easier to do that. Uh, you've got, you've got, you used to have to make shit up to be worried

about like ghosts and shit. You've got a million sites that'll,'ve got, well you just have to make shit up to be worried about, like ghosts and shit. You've got a million sites that'll, the million sites that'll tell you you're right. And you know what, you're also not worried enough. Yeah, you should probably be more worried. I don't see how since it's the only realistic solution I can think of, but at the same time, the current US-funded war is the environment,

which may or may not be going to shit. The environment's fine, don't worry about it. Homelessness, well you're not homeless. Right, so. But it's probably easier to become a homeless now than it was 40 years ago. And the huge wave of immigrants could affect everyone's lives negatively.

No, will, it's not good. The immigrants are coming. So will, everything that's good. The immigrants are coming. So will, everything that's going on is affecting people's muscles. Is it gonna win? I got bad news for you guys. And it's phasing out too, at the same time. You're like, I'm not doing this shit anymore.

There's enough stuff to worry about. I don't get to worry about pretend stuff. Right. If not soon and later, I guess I'm just unsure about what the future has in store for me and everyone else. This feeling of uncertainty or fear of the future and how I'll handle it has caused me to waste a lot of time and hindsight. But the feeling is still there as the days pass. Any drugs I can take to stop feeling this way, J.K. Yeah, no. I mean, yes, I hope Sean had a great time at Gade, isn't he, world?

Wait, this is all the same. No, that's different guy. Oh, it's gonna say, yeah. Johnny Pro Labs. Johnny Pro Labs, good God. To stop caring about things, takes a lot of work. Yeah, it does. Takes a lot of discipline.

Yeah, it does. You guys. Hey, did you hear about, I don't care. Yeah, you got to, don't care. Yeah. You don't care about that. I do that. That's another way of me setting expectations. Like, you know, my girlfriend's not really,

especially like at night, like in bed. She's not allowed to talk to me about, just about politics or current or anything like that, where it's like, you can't, you can't do that. Like I'm on, I'm on winding. You can't, like let me in. I'm fucking hit me with this stuff. It took her can't do that. Like, I'm on, I'm on winding. You can't, like, let me hit me with this stuff. It took her a while to get that.

Yeah. And until like, she understood that I was like, really serious and like tears were shed, you know, like a, where it's, yeah. I don't know what, I don't know what you want from me. Like, I'm fucking, that's, I'll, I'm the biggest asshole in the world when it comes to something like, like a boundary that I set,

like that, where it's like, you're just fucking winding me up. It's just called boundaries. You, you, you're doing this on purpose. Get a, you get a, you get a, you get a, you can talk to like a therapist about this. Sure. Like that's, oh yeah. Yeah, I mean about like if you feel the need to like

and vomit out what your takes are on, what's going on? Have you heard about blah, blah, blah? It's like, no, I'm doing what this guy's talking about, which is the healthy thing. My brain is full, my brain is full enough with my own shit going on. I don't need to internalize whatever fucking other injustices or fucking corrupt cock suck

are doing fucking whatever. I can't care about it. Don't care. It's too much. And stop. I resent you for trying to. Don't make me care about this stuff. That's right.

Don't be doing ads for free. Because you're doing it. You're doing it to vomit out your problems. So. Sorry. I love the way to put it. You're doing it, you're doing it to vomit out your problems. So, sorry. It's not a way to put it. Fucking out of patience. Yeah, look buddy, the world's gonna get worse.

That's, it's not gonna get any better. So don't worry about it. Right. And you're not, you gotta get over the, you gotta get over the, am I an asshole for not caring about this? But you know, here's the thing. There's always a silver lining. So we're importing all these terrorists.

Maybe they will take over the government. I'm not gonna do it. We're not gonna go, you know, we're not gonna go start shooting up federal buildings, but maybe all the immigrants will comment and say, hey, you know what? I think we should fucking burn down the federal reserve. Kelsa Banks, we think about that.

I think that, you know, I'm not gonna stop you. A lot of people have done that in other countries, like they know how to do it. Yeah, they're not to do it. Yeah, exactly. We don't know anybody who's done that. We don't have any practical experience, Dick. Yes, I can conceptualize.

I can conceptualize turning a water pipe into a rocket. Okay, I understand. Okay, I understand. Okay, I understand. Okay, I understand. Okay, I understand. Okay, I understand. Okay, I can conceptualize cutting edge of exactly. I can conceptualize turning a water pipe into a rocket. Okay. Okay. And all the pieces and the parts, but I couldn't do it. Okay.

But if Hamas is coming in from Mexico, they can do it. Yeah. You know, like I need to, I need some, I got water pipes. I got all the water pipes in it. I'm going to go buy some water pipes and then they're going to in my yard. Yeah, and I'm gonna turn my security cameras off Uh-huh, and if they happen to, you know, pretty much just markets, right? You know, it's evolution. It's not my problem. Yeah, I think it paid to have I don't get paid to have problems with this, right? That's right

Let's do next I'm gonna tell Lord Miles this next week. Oh, let's do next week Let's do next week. Let's do next week. No worries. Oh, his scheduling person messed up the time zones. Damn it. All right, I gotta take a piss. Okay. And get a coke.

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it's some weird AI of a big of a horse with a swollen belly, shitting or having putting all over it. Yeah, being sick, being sick. Bing is great. My nephew's made, sent me a bunch of pictures of a fat guy with a yellow lab. Let me see if I can load any of them up. Did it do? And did it do? Do.

This asshole sent me. And where are you? Ha ha ha. Uh. Tt tt. Oh yeah, here we go. Okay. Let me email this to myself. Send. Hmm. Ah.

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all over his mattress or whatever it is. I think he's got a gun in that picture, too. And then it's that guy wearing a white t-shirt that's painted on. My nephew's made this in Bing, this image, and they sent it to me. I don't know what they're trying to say exactly. This just appeared in my messages. God. They are.

They're fucking hilarious. I showed them being the big AI image maker, and then I got home, and then this was waiting for me. It's like looking two years into the future. I really want to know. Looks like you and Rick Rubin had a baby here. Look at Maddie. She's even cuter.

Man, that bitch has not lost any fucking way. How is that possible? I don't know. Literally limiting her calories. It was like, you eliminated an entire cup of food. And she didn't lose any weight. What does she get, how much does she get a day? Do you know how many?

Now she gets two cups. Two cups? It went down from three. Yeah. We've just been fucking feeding her so much, I guess. I don't know. Does she get a lot of treats? I don't think so.

I think the problem is both of us were like, we felt bad about cutting her foods. We were both giving her like giant heaping helping. I got a social, yeah. It was probably the same. Let me see if they sent any other ones. Keep it, leave that. What do you think they put in for the prompt to make it generate this? And how many tries do you think it took?

Probably, that's probably the first one. Just fucking assholes. Yeah, well, you made them that way. I know it isn't anybody else. Well, I didn't think it would be used on me. That's, yeah, exactly. Right. I gave you a gun so you could defend yourself. Not that you could shoot me in the back.

Yeah. You fuckers. He sent me another one too. I'm trying to find, he sent me a bunch of them. All of a fat guy with long hair. That's fucking hilarious. I can't find it. Maybe I'll ask for some more.

Okay. Were we doing something before you left? We were, well, you were talking about something. Well, no, you were saying let's do it next week. Oh, yeah. I was part of my last next week. Anybody else calling in? Well, the terrorists, we got to look at the bright side.

If we're importing all these terrorists, maybe, you know, what did the terrorists do? They go after government. The terrorists are pretty fucking good at changing the status quo, all right? Well, yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to, I can't say I support Hamas,

but they triggered Israel into making a series of PR blunders that has cost them tremendous amounts of support. It seems like it, right? You got young people all over. Do you support for Israel is the lowest it's been in this country? Yeah, even in Israel. It is for their government.

Because they have their own parties trying to jockey for power. Right. So now the people in Israel are like, man, you fucked this up big time. Yeah. Like we don't want a ground war in Gaza. Yeah. The iron dome, it's not like a laser, like it's not perfect.

Right. And it kind of seems like if you fucked this up, you've got a hundred million Muslims right over there. And they really want to kill us. All right, it's not funny for them. You fuck this up, man. This whole scam to try to wipe out Gaza and take their gas reserves, it didn't work. So fucking stop.

It's like 30% supported ground invasion now. And it was 70, like two weeks ago. Wow. They're pushing fucking Voldemort. Yeah, you lost. If you're resorting to Voldemort, you fucking lost. You know, that's just wise words. Uh, okay. Let's do this and then we're back to our position today and back news. I thought we'd have two calls today. We ended up having zero. We need to a bonus episode. Don thought we'd have two calls today. We ended up having zero.

We need to bonus episode, don't we? Yes, we do. We do that this week. Yeah. Yeah, we do. Trevor Jins says the back boobs here are astounding. Oh, I know what this is. And this.

What do you think? Size 22 influencer branded perfect. As she stuns in a backless mini dress. This is going to look like Zoidberg. Yeah. Abby Bible is a plus size influencer who has thousands of Instagram followers. It's got to be Bible, isn't it? Oh, Ashley Bible.

Uh, Abby Bible. Abby Bible. She recently shared her latest outfit which got quite the reaction from fans. Are they doing that sarcastically? Like do they have the journalists say the opposite of what they mean? Like big fat slabs, stuns in her backless gown. I kind of think they are. Right. Because they do that with celebrities too.

Yeah. There's Brazon's wife rocks, rocks, it is stunning outfit. Okay. Yeah. Video load and great. Thank you. Oh, God, there she is. Wow. That blonde haired beauty swept her tresses into a sleek bun. That looks Photoshopped as fuck, right?

I mean, like, cause it's like hanging down. Ah, look at those tits on her back. Oh, no. I mean, like it looks fake. It's probably real, but it doesn't, I mean, that looks fake, right? Yeah, it does look fake. Ew, it looks like AI.

Look at how fat her head is. That's her back tits are as big as her normal tits. The more I'm looking at that, the, the faker it looks. You think this is fake? Well, look at the clipping around the, look at how bad that's clipped around the, they're all her tits are back tits. No, no, no, the dress.

Look at the dress around the wall. That looks like it's been clipped out from another and put on that wall. Dude, it's probably Photoshopped. Like you probably, fat women still give themselves like a fat curve. Yeah, it looks like figure, but it looks like it was, you know, it looks like it was, it was, uh, she think it was on a different background.

She thought I shot this in. I do, yeah. Get the fuck out of here. I do. I would she do that. It just, that doesn't look where she take, where did she take the picture in the first place? Like a meatpacking plant.

No fucking, no idea. How much do you think she took it in Gaza? It just like the clipping looks terrible to me. Like, and who knows? I don't know what resolution the shit is. I think the back tits are throwing you off. Look at this, she's got full on back-tit cleavage. Why the f**k?

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I don't know back all the way down to her her first waste. It's unbelievable. Yeah, why would you do that? Why would you do that? It's a horrific image. Oh no, there's more. She's got fun tits on her back. Oh my god.

Oh god, it's like her shoulder blades turned it melted. Turned into mush. Yeah, like usually there'd be more like segments when know, more Zoydberg. Yeah. This is just like, usually you'd have like double tits on your back. It looks like she's got a fucking belly button here above her butt crack that's sticking out. I'm just blown away by this. Ew.

Oh my God, she's even got a butt on the back of her knee. Yeah, right. The butt knee. The butt knee. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Where is she? She's just buy a bunch of fucking, uh, uh, wind us in cars.

Yeah. Yeah, wind us in bars. That's a cake store. Right. She used to come by there every day. Exactly. Yeah. You can see the teeth marks on the bars. Plus size star admits she almost chickened out wearing

knicker flashing skirt. Man, it's just like, it's so fat. How is this happening? How is it allowed? How is this happening? How is it allowed? How is the expertly posed in the outfit? This is what you, how do you, that's an expert, but yeah. She's 800 pounds.

She's got full on tits on her back. That's amazing. I always thought I wanted that, but now looking at it, I don't think I do. No. I don't think I want you to have those either. One person who has really posed in the outfit that she finished with some red ballet pumps, those were like five inch heels when she started, when she left the house. There were more like a mallet, mallet pumps.

A white, a white bag and some gold jewelry. Do you think did she dangle the jewelry on her back? Cause jewelry is supposed to attract your attention to their tits, right? Right. But she do it like backwards like a, yeah, chain in the back. A white bag and some gold jewelry. And the caption she asks, what's my favorite color? Stake, many people fled to the comments to shower the plus size influencer with compliments.

No, they didn't, and fire emojis galore. Man, what the fuck? One person commented, oh, lady in red. No, I was more like, oh, Lady and Red. Lady and Red. Here's her sassy, her head looks like Photoshopped small. I know, I know, it really does, say camera angles up, I think.

Huh, that's right. It's like how they used to shoot under the giant when he walked to the, so make him look taller than he was, you know. They'd always have the camera, you know, looking up and stuff when he. Oh God, I got to put this shirt, this shirt up in the store this week. It's a tack of the 50, uh, 50 ton woman. It's like a Godzilla poster with a big fat woman, but it's in Japanese.

Cause he can't put 50 ton woman in English, you know, um, I got to get up in the store this week. Look at how much you get. You can't get 50 ton woman in English, you know. I got to get up in the store this week. Look at how much you get. How much you get out of that. Look at how much you get out of that. Good Lord, you are too hot. Who would say that? Why would they do that?

Well, a third voiced, you look gorgeous. Someone else gushed, the back of this dress. My eyes. My eyes, my eyes. Yeah, that is a, the back of this dress is absolutely a horrified comment, not a compliment. The back of this dress is absolutely a horrified comment not a compliment The back of this dress. Oh mama Mia I got this dress back of this dress

bro So she knows she has tits on her back Yeah This was knowing them off. This was a choice I can't even imagine this level of crapulence. I degenerate like wallowing in this much degenerate addiction, which I will do from time to time.

Yeah, sure. Another level. Well, thank you for that. Wow. Yeah, thank you very much. I'm ever sent that in. Trevor, okay. Emilio says that, Yeah, thank you very much. I will never sent that in. Trevor, okay. Emilio says this must be what hell looks and smells like.

Okay, let's see. Let's see if you're right Emilio. Oh, wow. No. Oh, no. Oh no. These are fat. Oh my. Fat black women where 80% of their weight isn't their butts.

That's amazing. They look like the hippos from Madagascar. That is exactly right. They're running without their knees. Two. They're so fat, they have to swing their arms around like how is that the bush whackers? How did they find them all built exactly the same? Like this is oh my God. That one is that's definitely the one that's a good question. behind. Yeah, pink and the pink watch.

The one that's he their massive and then they pan over doing again. Okay. See, oh yeah, you're right. Oh, you're clear. The start. You'll see. Yeah. So okay, huge, huge, huge. It's like, oh, that one right there. I mean, she tore an ACL right there. That's definitely a, right. That's a career in there. Oh, I shouldn't have had that through lunch. Aframans, what the fuck is, with a diamond? Is this from this from Africa?

Well, obviously. Well, I mean, they're fat black women, but I mean, of course, their descent is from, but I wanna, is this from, is this from, is this from, what's that? I mean, is it a cut? Is it from a certain country and is it South Africa? Hell. I see diamonds. Can you sell Africa? I don't know.

Aframan export and import company. No. No. Whatever. Yeah. Why does this say Aframan? What's that? Is that who's behind us? Like almondsans like almonds. Aframans? Yeah, D. Are they almonds for black people? I don't know. Aframans. And some of those Aframans, they're good for you. No, he's a D, D.S. Oh, like almonds.

Yeah, that's why I said it. African diamonds. There you go. They're not talking about those women though. I sure hope. Holy shit, it's a fucking diamond commercial. Yeah. Is this a joke?

Yeah, that's what it looks like. African women are the real African diamonds. Plus size, brand development. That was a fucking plus size clothing commercial. Jesus, women that are 800 pounds running like you run in a dream. On the beach. Right. Right.

I'm having a heart attack just watching them. There's no way they all made that out unscathed. Like that somebody did tear something for sure. Yeah, if they have anything to tear, they tore it. Right. Um, so this is like a clothing torn to a bag of bugles. I tore my bugles, you know. God, this bitch is fast.

I know she is. But look, I'm really in those arms though, because it's a count for the buttocks. Yeah, right? Counterweight, counterbalance. Counterweight those buttocks. Yeah, they got to run with, with that one stopped as soon as she got on the, she got on the, the sand. Yeah, it's where we got the wet sand.

She stopped. That was it. I don't know how to handle this. Yeah. Okay. Good one. Good fat watch. That's amazing. Aframans. What the fuck? Come on guys. Oh

It's just a fat fat black. Oh come on. What in the world? They're acid, bro. They're acid. That's not the same ass. That's not the same ass. Yeah. You're asses the size of a fucking table. Like they're all smooth and that, my God. What is the AI has taken, so there's a black woman who's asked is, this is like fetish shit. It's gotta be. Yeah, I think you're right.

The ass is, how big is that ass? You think two, three feet across? Oh yeah. Yeah. Couldn't fit through a hula hoop. No, no, no. You can fit through a hula hoop. That's fucking crazy.

And then there's an AI where they've smoothed the entire ass. Yeah, it's all like painted. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy. God damn, these bitches are fat. Come on. Gotta get those some oscars in here. crazy. God damn these bitches are fat. Come on. Gotta get those maskies in here. Why are they on treadmills over on the fur of bluffs?

For yucks. They're practicing their arm swinging so they can stay upright. It's not an exercise thing. It's a logistics mechanism. Uh, depressed center says, they upright. It's not an exercise thing. It's like logistics. I don't know. Mechanism. Depressed. The center says, I need an ex, if you need an extra seat, pay for it. What is this?

You mean like a, to, you know, like on the airlines or something? Yeah, I don't know what it, what it is. Back boobs. Where's the one I just read? What am I? Back boobs, where's the one I just read? What am I? Is this like not today's? Fat watch, depressant, here we go. Need an extra seat, pay for it. Woman starts a petition,

demanding airlines give plus size flyers for these seats. Well, that's clearly not going to happen. You don't think so? Airlines? No, but they're always crying, broke. You know, way they're gonna fucking get away for these seats.

Yeah, maybe. A plus size traveler. And yes, if they need another seat, they should fucking pay full price for it. Yeah, but doesn't it seem like something that airlines would just give them? And then it would be, would you have to pay for it somehow?

As long as the airline is not losing any money, I guess that's possible. A plus size traveler has a divided opinion, has divided opinion after demanding airlines to divide seats. Larger passengers, extra plane seats for free to accommodate their size. Yeah, well, their ones make you pay for everything, no. I mean, I can't say that she's wrong. Well, you're selling one ticket, so give me a seat that works for me. I, I'm buying one, just because I'm a big

fat pig. Doesn't mean we can't, we can't sell as many seat. We have to have, you know, fix the problem. No, I'm with bigger, uh, bigger seats. So now we get half the fucking seating capacity, uh, plus size woman is demanded airlines provide free extra seats. I just, I want there to be a future where there's bathrooms are small. I can barely fit in a fucking coach airplane bathroom. It's crazy. Like honestly, I don't know how anybody who's fat could get in there regardless of the height thing. I mean, the height I don't fit in, but not piss for five hours.

I think it depends how long you, you know, I mean, if what if it's 12 hours, you know, then we got a problem. A size woman is demanded airlines, provide free extra seats and make bathrooms bigger, so that large, oh large passengers can fly comfortably. Travel blogger and body positive advocate, J apostrophe Lynn. J-Lynn Cheney.

Has divided opinion after starting a petition that urges the aviation industry to, quote, protect plus size travelers. Are we gonna, are we gonna, look at that, look at that arm. What's wrong with it? That is incredible.

Oh, this is the same, we've seen this woman before. Yeah, she's an advocate. She's the fat woman. Right. Look at this. Advocate with like, add like two Ds, like a... It looks like our flesh is rotting here.

I know, it's the, yeah. I've never been this happy in my life. Look at her. The cheese the one I keep saying looks like a John Panette. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. Look at her hand, look at her hand. It's just got nubs for fingers sticking out. Look at her hand.

Oh yeah, wow. It's like a club foot. It's a little toesubs for fingers sticking out It's like a club foot with little toes sticking out of her hand. Yeah Here she is in the unlockiest dress in the world Looking like a cake Seriously Good to meet you You said on profile, you like good to eat you. Her eyelids are fat. I know.

Eyes of swollen shut. No, I know. I know. Well, that's cool. I mean, she looks like the kid in up. I was Asian kid. I didn't even know he was Asian. I don't know Asian kid. I didn't even know he was Asian.

I thought it was just really, really fat. I thought it was so bad as I just fell in just. Yes, yes, like her. Maybe that's true. She got the cabbage patch kit on here. The wrists and the wrists. The damn things everywhere. She's got a 360 degree dimple around her wrist.

I like how she's holding up her dress, like it's very dainty. Yeah, yeah. Oh, charm, I'm sure. Right. Maybe it's a crane holding up the off camera there. We need to put your hand on it. We'll lift it by the ends of your fingers.

Yeah, yeah. All right, I have to create a little just do this last one. I know one of these boys is called. My God. My God. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- fat women have standards. And it's just a big fat white woman that's staring at a black guy. It's gonna be right. With the black dude.

Come on, that's like, that's a cheat code. Black guys, white women, you know, can stop. You have got to stop allowing this shit. You guys are the last holdout, you know? Right, it's a prisoner's dilemma. They all got together and said, we're not doing the fat chick stuff. Okay, we got all the races together.

Asian people, you're good. Yeah, we hate fat women. Yeah. But you guys are good, right? You got none of those. You got none of those. You're not dating the undatable. You guys are fucking it up.

Yeah. You black people, black guys. You're really messing that, you're really messing it up. Right. And not all of you, I don't want to be sound races. Right. Some of you. Some of you are messing it up. Right. And not all of you, I don't wanna be sound races. Right. Some of you. Some of you are messing it up.

Big time. Honestly, we want more for you. You don't have to settle for this. You're actually messing up yourselves. Because other women see that and go like, oh, I gotta fucking these big fat white pigs. And fuck that. Yeah.

Yeah, we want more for you. We're trying to help you. Help us help you. You, you're worth more. You're worth more than that. You're not gonna fuck that. Yeah. Yeah, we want more for you. We're trying to help you. Help us help you. You, you're worth more. You're worth more than that. You're gonna to fuck these fucking slabs. That's right. Black women are hot.

Yeah. Some of them. Oh no, some of them are. We're running the almonds. African almonds. That's right. I don't wanna see that. This is racist.

She's going here. It's like looking at a lynching. You know, what would you rather be, would you rather be hanged or fuck this fucking pig? I'd rather be hanged 10 times out of 10. Yeah, yeah. Hang, hey, here you go, you can either be hanged, you can either fuck this fat chick or give me the other one.

Yeah, you don't know what it is. Yeah, no, no, no. Give it to me, I'm not way rather. People are gonna know. People are gonna know. All right, that's the show everyone. It's good to have you back, Sean. It's good to be back.

Glad you had fun. Thank you. At gay Disney World, thank you. This guy didn't bother you in a family time. Yeah. If there's one thing I know about Sean, listening to his show, I was like, at gay Disney World, and this guy didn't bother you in a family time. If there's one thing I know about Sean listening to his show, I was like, well, I don't wanna bother him during his family time.

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, what are you an idiot? Ha ha ha ha. No, he was being considerate, but you know, believe me, hey, people don't recognize me that much. You deprived me of a good time. You said you fucked it up, man. You fucked it up.

You could have been talking about that the whole week. Yeah. All the girls and the tiger, Sean got recognized. What? That's awesome. I would have, I would have, I would have, I would have taken pictures. I would have, I would have taken pictures.

I would have, I would have made an appearance at your table. The belt. The prince, the Disney princess, we're probably gonna miss that guy celebrity. Yeah, right. I should go over him. No, the only fit, the only fucking thing that comes out is the beast.

He comes out and fucking waves, like a dick, and then he goes back. He's dead. Oh, yeah. I'm in there. I think so. Yeah, that's it. Every once in a while, the beast just comes out

and just looks at tables and waves and then goes back and... Fucking throws up or something. I don't know what the fuck he does. All right, page.com slash the dick show. See you next Tuesday. Where's that thing? Hey.

Uh, fans! Did-did-did-do! Oh, Kiroki. How about this one? Hey Nick, Beachwax again. Got another rage for you. So, girlfriend's friend has a guy knocking on the door for like 15 minutes, 20 minutes, whatever, scared of him. Instead of calling the cops, she called us and my girlfriend suggested, why don't you

and I go along so we can go yell at him, since she doesn't want you, she's scared. I'm like, yeah, that's what I want to do. Go across town to fucking get my ass kicked by some crackhead because she doesn't want to call the cops. Sounds great. How about you tell her to come over here and both of you blow me? How about that? Yeah, better idea.

Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? How about I go over there and both of you blow me. How about that? Yeah. Better idea. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, what do you, what do you mean? How about I go over there and fight a crackhead? How about you suck my cock? How about that? Is that? Don't we not doing that? Any, or you don't want to do that? Oh, I don't want to do. I don't want to go get my ass kicked. Sure. Fucking drug addict. How about that? Yeah. Why don't you fucking thank you idiot? I want you fucking thank you idiot. Um, um, um, um.

Hey, Dick, hey Sean, just wanted to say all these guys saying they need to find a girlfriend or whatever, having trouble with me. They make good money and they don't want to put it in having trouble finding a girlfriend. Listen, it's not all that. It's really not all that. And that's why it's called in like five other times, kind of going through this like, you guys could be, you guys really put this, put it up, put it on a pedestal.

Like, you need to stop doing that. If you make good money like that, think you're a fucking life out. Pussy is not the answer. It's not gonna give you an answer. And it's certainly not gonna fucking like, or solve anything, or in the fact that you're not a virgin anymore.

It's gonna give you more problems. That's right. Especially if you make fucking decent a hundred grand a year of money, dude. It's kidding me. The fucking thing you wanted to girlfriend, just asking for more problems. Yeah. You can't figure that out. Congrats.

Fucking put a chimney in your head. Put a chimney in your head. Like shoot yourself in the head. I think so. You think chimney in your head? You've never heard that.. I think so. You have to put a chimney in your head. I've never heard that. It's pretty funny. Yeah.

Knock your a block off. Yeah. It's not the end all, be all of human existence, buddy. That's these. Unfortunately, it is. He's right there. It literally is. The human existence is literally just inseminating women.

I mean, okay. So it's as depressing as you think. Yeah, but I mean, for you to, don't, my point is other people will do it. You know, men are brainwashed into thinking that women provide more, provide value to their lives beyond, like this sort of deep emotional bond that Hollywood is always

lying about. Yeah. But here are other men. Like you're at a sandwich show talking about how much he loves his wife and kids, but his art is talking about how much he despises them and how miserable he is around. He's got a lot somewhere. Right. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. Remember that. And which one is actually passionate? Yeah. The hatred. Yeah. The fluffing and I've saying words that take no thought is just trash and garbage. Yeah.

The art is right matters. Both are true. Yeah, it's an addiction. His family always remember when we're in our addiction. Fuck out of him. They're not a goal. No one says, I'm gonna be an alcoholic.

I'm just gonna rank until I'm addicted to it. No. It just does try not to be. Yeah. Yeah. Moderation. You got to take the women in moderation. Don't think about them too much. Here's a, this is a, I wanted to play this one. This is the Israeli police are spraying sewage water mixed with chemicals at Palestinians in Jerusalem. water mixed with chemicals at Palestinians in Jerusalem. So they have a mechanized, they have a machine that goes around, like it's like a dump truck. Yeah, a big black dump truck, right? I don't know if this is true, I just saw it on the internet.

Yeah. And it's got a hose, see? That hose that gun on the top, and it's spraying sewage. What in the fuck? At Palestinians. Look, what else could that be? I don't know. I don't know.

I never see anything like that. So not only, like they have a machine that they fill with poop, like an automated poop flinging machine, like monkeys at the zoo. Yeah. I don't know if billions of times I have an automated poop shooting machine. What's real or not real about this? I don't know what else would it be? What else does this thing be doing?

Why is it just it's just shooting little bursts? It's not it's not cleaning. It's not cleaning anything. Is it doing pesticides? That's not a window washer. Right. Is it pesticides? I've never seen a window washer. Right, is it pesticides? I've never seen some sort of a pesticide machine in LA and we have all kinds of bugs.

No, like that, plus that would be a little, of course, wouldn't, I mean, you know, you want to be, you know, it just looks like shit coming out of there. Is it fertilizers? It sure does. It sure does. Fucking looks like poop. Yeah.

Is it true? Let me see what any of these guys are saying. Oh man, you find squiggly writing on Twitter, you hit translate, they're saying some wilds. Is that right? Oh yeah. Oh man, when all those people got kidnapped, there was a big threat on it.

Like they posted all the girls that got kidnapped, and you go through and click on the squiggle writing, and it's just like, Arab men talking about how awesome it is to rape them. Oh, wow. God. This is great. That's and they don't pull that people don't pull that shit down I mean, you know like squiggle right Twitter or what you know I with it. Yeah, but People there like who do Google translate. You can say like oh, these they'll make very good sex slaves for a lot like really twisted stuff Yeah, I don't know. Is that a poop shooting truck?

I don't know. I mean, I, you know, I want there to be a poop shooting truck. How hard could it be to make a poop shooting truck? Not hard. A little truck. Not hard. It's pooping it, not hard. See, this is pretty cringy.

It's a, what is it? Black guy's hands busting out of some handcuffs. Not hard. See, this is pretty cringy. It's a, what is that? Black guy's hands busting out of some handcuffs. It's got a Palestine flag on this side. Yeah. That's pretty lame. But the Voldemort thing is way lamer than this. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Way lamer. Way more gay. Way more gay. Um, okay. No explanation of what the poop truck is. Wow. Crazy. All right. Oh yeah, here's an IDF soldier with his hand on a trigger of an Uzi pointing at a kid's

head. That kid is like seven. Yeah. What are you doing here? Yeah. One. I don't know. Nothing. What are you doing here? Yeah. One. I don't know. Nothing is nothing to get answer.

Yeah, it's crazy. What a fucking mess that whole place is. I know. OK. I saw him. Maybe one of the air July fan's seats that dude defecated on the grave is because He actually just created the grave

And they're retarded and don't know what words mean They defecated yeah, you did you not hear that one from no from no somebody said they Yeah, the same guy that said he'd break your neck if you did that to his ancestors graves said that he defecated on it Oh my god, because they got desecrated right they So that he defecated on it. Oh my God. Because they got desecrated. Right. And they thought it meant defecated. Because they don't know the word desiccated.

You got desiccated. Those are two different words, trucks me. Trucks me. Yo, what is, what it is? What it is is. I'll be adding additions. God. To my desiccation.

Maybe I had an emergency defecation situation and he had to be aired out. Yeah. Do you think Eric Jolak could build a time machine that runs on disrespect? So he could go back to 2008. You better hope not. Yeah, what I even do.

Yeah, you bet after I get off Dr. Phil, I see Archie Lodge. Here he comes. The black Terminator. Right, right. Right. B B B B B. Disrespected. Maximum.

B B B B B. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Oh, I heard you live. Okay. Not this one. Hey, they can't show on your phone. That makes me a rage. Yeah. Fight that want to show you notification.

No! Don't do a schoolwork right now. And I have to go on to a bunch of journals and articles and stuff that's published to review and every single one of these sites when you jump on it says, hey, would you like us to show you notifications? And I don't ever want to go to the site again. Yeah, I want to do this school work, I want to get this degree and I want to get the fuck out of here. And to have these sites just be like oh, yeah, you must love us and we want to show you notifications is just Touch bullshit to me. Yeah, I don't want to be here now. I definitely don't want to hear from you

All right in the future. Yeah, yeah, I can hate those things. Yeah, no Here's something about women., Mason jar overnight outskis Completely right and so are you. Yes, white women do think if they can solve any problem in the world with a Mason jar Mm-hmm. I call for a sheet. How do Mason jars there? I said it My wife why am I so taken out of no making her own pine needle cleaning solution ah mixing vinegar and pine needles yes in the charred that's exactly the stupidest thing I would do

I'm not 100% sure but I'm pretty sure that is not to do shit right to clean anything so other than what you're gonna go will clean I'm pretty sure that is not to do shit to clean anything. So, but other than what vinegar will clean, it's not like a pine for the food. Yeah, and rotting pine. Before I infect my family, go fuck yourself. Yeah, why would I buy pine saw when I could just put vinegar

in a bunch of pine needles in a mason jar and life had it fucking ferment? Yeah, great. Okay. I get some wicked fucking good fuckingen ferment. Yeah, great. Okay. I get some wicked fucking moves. I think it's a fucking pine saw. Yeah. Also, just in case this brilliant idea of yours

fucks up like all of them, rest of them. Yeah. Get it for me. I love pine saw. I need it for work. Right. Have homework at work. We'll have to get some pine saw for arts and crafts

thing we're doing. I'm gonna drink it till I go blind and deaf, so I don't have to deal with you. Okay. Let's see here. Oh, women glasses. Hey, Dick, the ball fondle here. Of course. The fuck makes women so goddamn stupid. My girl just got a new fucking glasses. First time she's ever had glasses. Okay. And I'm calling her glasses. So I'm telling her, she starts freaking out that they're scratched. They're not fucking scratched at all. I don't see a goddamn thing. Ah. And I tell her

to put some alcohol on a goddamn microfiber. Oh no. I'm feeling real quick. Oh no. And she goes, she gets booze the alcohol mess them up it and i have to have to have to have to have uh... you do you understand no no you clearly fucking don't what

how how about that about waiting for something else alcohol i was not, fuck up the glasses. Oh, okay. I thought there was going to be some kind of like lunch. Well, I put beer on them. And I, you know, like I just, yeah. Okay. Hey, Jake, what makes me a rage is

returning pants that I bought on Amazon. So I bought some pants on Amazon thinking that they would fit because it says, hey, it fits my fucking size. I get them and then it'll fucking get over my quads. I'm like, okay, great, whatever, I'll just return them. That can miss your quads over there. Now Amazon says, okay, no matter what, we're not going to get you like this return label, you just drop it off or we'll all come picking up. You have to go to a whole booth. I'm like, okay, so I first got to the whole booth. Right, I mean, so I go to the whole booth, and then the whole booth's person's helped me.

Hey, ditch it, we on taker turns after seven. So what the fuck do you mean you go taker turns after seven? The whole booth's closed as a pentagon. Well, we don't have somebody to take a turn. So I just came to QR code and I leave, and they're like, no, come on, one. So I'm back later, and I see this wonderful person

mounting the whole physical front counter, and he's not doing that shit. He was just sitting there. You have to return everything itself. You scan this stupid fucking thing. You go in there. You don't even need any money. No.

So it had to be sitting there. Yeah. You just put a QR code on it, slap it in an envelope. I'm like, OK, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What were you for the first is just standing here doing jack fucking shit has to be here but he's no longer there after seven like a record fucking pan but I thought that the fucking

what the fuck is this bullshit in case you need help we see we do it to get women into whole foods so they'll buy a bunch of shit there you go. Yeah. Like dehydrated mangoes and fucking kale chips, mason jars, mason jars. We got a whole wing of just mason jars. Plans of bunch of pine trees out front, easels and stuff. The thing is, bye. Okay. I think it's pretty obvious by now that we are not going to make it. This thing we're called civilization. Israel and Palestine illustrate this clearly, I think, because binary thinking is always

seen to me like a very sign of a very low quality mind. You can't really think about anything. You just have to pick something that you believe. And you think that's how you think is why we can't do it very well. We show anyone. It's real at-house science. Well, you know that everybody can be bad, right? They can both be bad guys. As far as I can tell, for most of history, it has usually been the case. There are not very many good guys. Everyone's a bad guy.

Bad and worse. That's too complicated. Uh huh. I like the way you think, buddy. Hmm. He stopped right when he ran out of something to say. That's rare. Yeah.

This one was funny. So they're, the, and the stop antisemitism people, all the pro-Israel guys are really upset about these missing kids posters. Did you see that at all? No. Um, so they're posting my happiest place on Earth. They have many missing. It's really often kids. And because I was there, they've gave me great joy because I made it a little less happy. Yeah.

A little bit. Wherever I was, it was a little bit less happy than the happy-ass point of photography on my phone. All right, I'll check that out. Right, right, exactly. Well, they made, I don't know who's making the posters. I guess Israel, they made missing kids posters like that for missing kids, but for people who got taken hostage.

Yeah. And they're posting them like all over New York and stuff. Put them on milk cartons like they did when we were kids. Well, it's odd because milk spoils in the Middle East, I think. Yeah, I think it's gonna make like yogurt milk. Yeah, you got to make like yogurt drinks and shit out of it. Yeah, it's not a lot of people just drinking fresh glasses of milk over there.

Yeah, milk was a bad choice. So they're making all these missing kids posters and putting them up around New York and like cities and stuff and colleges, but a missing kid poster is like, keep your eyes peeled for this kid, right? It's missing. It's not like, hey, this kid was taking hostage

7,000 miles away. He's missing, have you seen him? No, I haven't seen that guy. Right, I'm not in the Gaza Strip. Yeah, where do you think they, he's being held under a hospital by terrorists, what do you mean? It's been trafficked over here already this

Yeah already. Yeah, I got him out here and he's walk this is there a chance I was seeing these kids Well, no, we just want to make you aware that they're that it's yeah, well, it's kind of sounds like you're bumming me out then Yeah, like I I know about that. Yeah, there's so there's no chance of me I don't find them missing kid because that's why say, that's why there's a missing kid poster. Right. That's where it's for. If you see this kid, he's missing. Oh shit, okay. That's right.

I keep my eyes peeled. Right. There's also this missing kid. Oh shit, how did he get missing? He's a part of a terrorism. He's being held in Gaza. Right. So, that's not the, it seems like you're just kind of like activating my emotions to give

a shit about war. Yeah. Seems like war propaganda actually. Yeah, kind of like activating my emotions to give a shit about war. Seems like war propaganda actually. Yeah, kind of like missing kids. Because you have no chance of seeing them. Yeah. There he goes. Oh my God.

There's that missing kid that got fucking, there's a boss, go get him. So people are tearing them down because it's war propaganda. It's like, no, I'm not, I mean, fuck you, it's war propaganda. I mean, I don't know why they're doing it. Probably any symmetric too.

But, yeah, but no, but it, but it, but it is propaganda. Yeah. So it's getting torn down and they're acting like, oh, they're ripping down these missing kids posters. Like, yeah, well, because it's war propaganda. So, yeah, some fucking retards. Nobody in New York is gonna find them. And to thinking that it's something else,

oh, they're ripped because they hate kids. No, they just kind of hate being chilled war all the time. Actually, so they're chasing them all down. And being told that it's necessary. So this girl, hot, right? The second woman up front, tearing down posters of kidnapped Israelis in New York City has been identified.

Uh-huh. Imagine being a Jewish student in her classroom. Oh, man. That'd be tough to pay attention because she's so hot. Shit. She's fucking bitch. Yeah. Ooh.

These are never the ones that rape the students. They're always not quite. Yeah. Yeah. You know, for sure. This bitch is rapeing me as a 14 year old. That check is fucking, she's fucking hot. Hot, yeah.

Imagine being a Jewish student in her classroom. Oh, yeah. Oh, she ripped out those war propaganda posters. I can't believe that. Yeah. No, it's about missing kids. Okay, I'm the dumbest person in the world. Tell me how it's missing kids again, please.

I don't pretend to be this stupider. You'll cancel my fucking bank account like really? Yeah. Oh yeah, missing kids posters. Oh man, she really fucking ruined the fucking quest to get those kids back than I guess, right? Yeah, boy, if only those posters had been up, they'd have found those kids right in the...

They were like, they were riding the same train as me the whole time. I mean, I had no idea that person was missing. Fuck, I was in Gaza yesterday. I found a nice saw that guy. All right. And I can't believe you didn't hear that guy talking about breaking necks and defecating on gravestones. He was really triggered.

Hey, dude, guys, on. Sorry, I hope it's not going to be a more common fight of sugar. But I'm listening to this guy, going, what was essentially, I guess, a rant, defending ice on up until the point where he literally says, this is what happens when you don't beat the fuck the the the

the the the the the He's doing a little bit, you know, off tilt, you know, meeting up to that. Depending on the story, I really like, he'll tell me what the fuck to do. Holy hell, anyway.

Trying to justify what happened to him, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's always what, yeah. This is what happens, you know, happened to me, yeah. Fuck out of your kids. I mean, it beat the fuck out of you. You know, it really, really shaped me up.

Like, it really molded me under the man that I am today. Yeah, yeah. Bull shit. Like usually you hear like, fucked you up and you don't even know how. Usually you hear like you got to discipline your kids, smackers and all or something. They'll at least admit to that.

You never hear somebody say, I beat the fuck out of my kids. Yeah. Yeah. That's, you can't do that. Yeah. You can't even say you do that. You got a jail. Yeah. Why don't you beat the fuck out of an adult if you could have go around beating people right they really deserve it Yeah

All right last one I think This fucking retard is a why I mean Creators, you know, little Marvel universe, whatever the fuck he's making with creators of that stuff get interviewed and ask themselves what their favorite part of their own fucking career. All the time. Like, holy fucking shit. What a bling.

The wolves don't dip shit. My God. He can go fucking shit. What a blake. The lose on dipshit. My God, you can go fucking self. I have it. Are you worried about getting your block knocked off? No, I generally not. Yeah.

How about that shooting thing? That's funny. Yeah. I just, I try not to. I don't want to. I don't want to do it. Shh, shh. I try not to do anything. I try not to about events. Do it. Shh. I try not to do anything.

I try not to start anything. Me either. I never start anything. You never do it. Just like you. Right. Exactly. We're the same.

Because it's not that hard not to do it. I know. Just in life. But some people that's very difficult for. I don't know how you get into the position where you're like threatening to kill people back in time on the internet. Yeah. Well, I'm going to do today. I'm going to go say that if like 15 years ago, I would have shot you.

I would have totally knocked, knocked your dick off, beat you up 15 years ago. Yeah. Kind of like saying, I'm gonna call my dad. Go, you guys stop making fun of me. I'm gonna call myself from 2008. He'll show you what for. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

I don't know, man. Yeah. Maybe you should be knocking blocks off. He's gotta, he should come over to my house and maybe Eric should knock, knock, knock. I'm coming up, knock your fucking block off. Yeah, my dog will kill him though. Right. Right. She's hungry always in black. Yeah. No, no, it's a bad. It's a bad mix man. Could could go poorly. Yeah. Um, I think for him, he's

got to, I think he's got to learn to, when it comes to him and making art, he's got to put it out there and then not read anything about it, not here, but he won't. I mean, clearly he's so engaged. I don't know if he's, I think at first he was maybe thinking about it, like, maybe I can change their opinion and then it's just like, no, no, I'm just going on the offensive. Then it came out that he was texting the biggest guy in, and independent ex-comics is Ethan Van Seiber.

Yeah, you've heard it's great. Like a veteran comic writer, illustrator. He's great. His comic, his comic's cool too, I write it. Really? I mean, I'm not like a great, I only read your shred. So just because of the political aspects, that tire of it, but it's cool. I can tell it's cool.

Yeah, yeah. It looks amazing. The drawing is like amazing. But he was texting him and saying, basically, if you don't stop being on the fence with me, Dick Masterson, so they're not going to be on stream and I won't be on the fence, and I'll be on the fence when people go after you.

Oh, yeah. And he's like, are you insane? Yeah, right. Do you know what? You're pretty, yeah, it's, you know, giving an ultimatum is, it's not a good, it's not usually not good for the person giving it. Yeah, especially when the person you're giving it to is a total fucking veteran

in this realm. Like it's, he knows, he knows all this shit. You know how he knows how it's gonna go. What do you want me to do? Yeah. Like what do you expect? He's like, Dick is like saying your comic sucks. Yeah.

He made me to be on the fence about. Yeah. What? It has no the fence about. Yeah, what? Doesn't it has no effect on me? What he wants? He's not going in there going like, actually Martin's gonna say he's the film, it's actually good. That guy doesn't fucking know what he's got.

That's what he wants. He wants to bring what he wants. That's what he wants. Being on the fence means being on his side because you're on the other side. Mm-hmm. Can't be on the fence about that. Man, people review shit all the time.

Yeah, it's good or bad. Yeah. Stop on the fence about that. Man, people review should all the time. Yeah. It's good or bad. Yeah. Stop being such a fucking pussy. Yeah, I don't know what he, yeah, I don't know what he thinks. And they needed the same shit with Nick, okay? Yeah, right, all right. Frank one day. Come on, I've known Nick for years. Yeah. What do you think he's, first of all, I've known him, Nick for years, and also we're having fun. We're having all the fucking fun over here. Make him fun of you. What do you think people are gonna do?

People are buying your comic like bit. It's not enough. It's never enough, everybody wants to be respected. Well, I know, and true. You know, true. Everybody wants that. True. Okay, everybody.

All right, goodbye. See you, thank you. Once that true. Okay, everybody. All right, goodbye. See you. Thank you.