The Dick Show - Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

Mein Kampf causes problems in the Middle East, Mexicans giggling in the morning, folding laundry, all three world religions are in a contest to annoy you, Sven Stoffels calls in about his comic Butch ...Killigan and some other things, a guy's wife wants to cheat on him, the city wants to give me a sewer credit, cleaning San Francisco, Santa Claus shoots some road protesters, a woman doctor removes the wrong organ, and God; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You got two different beers going just to start with. Man, because I'm always out. Yeah. What's the other one? Stella. Oh, Stella, that's a... I'm always out. I ran out of good beer.
Starting point is 00:00:14 It was the last good beer in the house. So I'm going to... You pretty much too left over party beers. IPA exclusively if you have your choice, right? Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. I mean, it has a little bit too much alcohol in it.
Starting point is 00:00:29 That's why it's your choice. That's my favorite. Yeah. You can, you can hit just regular beers all day and be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Throw an IPA in there. Disaster.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Yeah. Mmm. They are, I mean, you got to like hops, but like what but once you acquire a taste for them, perhaps. Yeah, they're really good. You miss it if it's like, you're like, why is this other beer is all sweet? Yeah, it tastes weird. Yeah. Yeah, I really had to train myself to drink hops, but yeah, it's not, I mean, it's bitter. I had an IPA last night that was like,
Starting point is 00:01:08 I don't know, one of those 24 ounce cans, they have these like comically oversized cans. We went to a rave outside of a Palestine protest last night. A Palestine protest? There was a protest, a free Palestine protest. Oh, got you. This downtown or something or downtown. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about this. A rave outside of a free Palestine. A little bit. Yeah. On the nose. Right. I mean, I'm going to start flying guys over the wall here. They even buy tickets. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:01:46 start flying guys over the wall here. They even buy tickets. What's going on here? I don't know. Just took a Palestine. People are going nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Free Palestine. Right. Parthide. Blah blah blah. Partied. Yeah. And then I thought, Oh, God, I need a palette cleanser. I don't want to walk into this party. Day rave too, which is for all people like us amazing. Yeah. You don't want to walk into this party. Day rave too, which is for all people like us, amazing. Yeah, you don't get to start it midnight and it's totally untenable. Yeah. I need a palette cleanser from this Palestine shit, right? I kind of walk in here thinking about all these beheaded babies, Lordy beheaded babies.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Right. Is that the God? Is that that's not the new 72 virgins, is it? In heaven? Yeah, I mean in heaven you get, I don't know, maybe I could see it being a moving target depending on what appeals to people. Exactly 40, in a given time, you know.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Oh yeah, okay. You know, I mean, I don't know a bunch of virgins. Just give me the babies. That's what I'm in. You know, I mean, there's no accounting for taste. Yeah. You get a choice. You get to pick one. But only one. Yeah. You got, you got, yeah, a lot of a lot of end decision going on. I think the versions. You've got some leftover, you know, you've had 40 versions. Oh, gotcha. I see. So it's the numbers that stick.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Okay. I were making it up as we go along. So the numbers, as it turns out, are the only thing that matters. Okay. The intent or the what is the core issue is totally relevant. Well, because number is all. Number of shocked people. Yeah. We're very much the chimpanzee brain.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I can't count it, but I know there's a lot more of them than there is of me. So I'm not going to fuck with it. I said, I need a palette cleanser from this free Palestine shit, where I go here and party, you know. Start partying. Thank God there was some Christian protesters. After somehow they got a better spot to do their protesting. And it was just some good old fashioned,
Starting point is 00:03:58 like you're going to hell, fornicate hors, fornicators, hors, fornicators, all right. You know? Protesting the protestors, four-nicators. Hors, four-nicators, like, all right. You know, protesting the protesters or protesting the ravers. Protesting the ravers. That's good. Hors, four-nicate, right? Hors, four-nicators.
Starting point is 00:04:16 And first of all, the average woman walking into this rave is about 600 pounds. Oh really? Oh God Then I don't know not doing the right drugs maybe I mean, I don't know what's happened. Oh They're doing they're doing drugs that give you an appetite. I don't know which ones those are Maybe they're not doing truck drugs anymore. I don't know You don't think
Starting point is 00:04:44 These girls are rolling in. They rolled down the main street and then they rolled right into the raid. We're talking about dental floss bikini tops with their flap tits covered up with like flap aluminum, you know, like mud flaps. Mud flap tits with little aluminum foil covers on them, very, very disgusting.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Well, I mean, get any more than one pallet cleanser. Yeah. So this guy's talking about ironically, he's talking about... These checks are coming in loaded on pallets. Horsen fornicating, but gluttony is clearly the sin that's being broken here. Yeah, it's not the fornicating. It's the, it's the, right, the village.
Starting point is 00:05:31 There may be fornicating in the future, but yeah, right now it's, but there's still fat. Yeah, they're fat even when they're not fornicating. So, it's right. You Jesus, guys, really have to get back to, you know, re-evaluate your core principles. Second choose your, it's not just about the sex because they're not having sex, they're too fucking fat.
Starting point is 00:05:55 So I said, oh wow, okay. So we got two out of the three religions here, causing a problem. Yeah, it's like it, but where's the, yeah. So I walk in first girl, I mean, oh God, did you see them out there? They're so horrible with their anti-Israeli brothers. And I said, wow, I had to deal with all three of you annoying religions all at once. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Are there any Mormons here that would like to, when she was a Australian Jew. Yeah, she was Australian. Really? I don't know. I'm at accent. Oh, she's just Jewish. Oi, Oi, Vey. Like, Oi, Oi, Vey over there. Oi, Vey. I didn't go eight,ingo, a mematsu. I wish I could smoke in here. I wish, yeah, I wish whoever owned this house would let me smoke in my own house.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah. I can't do that. No. I have, I have these little ear plugs in. You do. So I talk like a, so I'm talking like a deaf person now. You have ear plugs in. Do I talk like a deaf person now? You have ear plugs in right now? Yeah, because I got, tonight is and it's not going away. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:07:13 It's been there for about a week and a half. Really? Yeah, like, yeah. Are you serious, man? Come on. Yeah, that's rough. I mean, yeah, it's, I mean, some people do have it and it never really goes away. Never goes away.
Starting point is 00:07:38 It's possible. And if they don't have it, it's easily triggered by, you know, by being around loud sounds for any, I know, like Pete Townsend of the Who, Jeff Beck were all like, they say they could, they can listen to speakers for about 15 minutes if they're like, you know, and they would go like, oh, and then all of a sudden, it's, yeah, they just, you know, it's, it's pretty fucking aggravating. It's cumulative, unfortunately. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Luckily, I mean, you know, I get it coming and going, like everybody does if you get a certain It's pretty fucking aggravating. It's cumulative, unfortunately. Yeah, luckily. You know, I get it coming and going. Like everybody does if you get a certain age. Like it's just, you know, it's cumulative. So it's, but like it, you know, it goes away after a few seconds and I can, you know, I don't know, maybe at some point it'll be more chronic,
Starting point is 00:08:20 but hopefully not. All day. All day, you've had it for a week and a half. Was it, was it after a party or anything like that I think fucking veto caused it with all of his shouting yeah I mean you know how much that fucker shouts yeah so wait you have your plot what kind of earplugs you weren't just crappy ones I think I might take them out because I can't fucking hear shit you have like the crappy foam ones yeah what should I have no no no I mean like I'm surprised that your talking is regularly as you are There are many, many, many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people.
Starting point is 00:08:46 There are many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people.
Starting point is 00:09:02 There are many, many people. There are many, many people. There are many, many people. have a, it's like a real fine mesh, I think. It basically takes all the frequencies down the same. So you don't sound like you're under water. Speech is clear. I can't fucking function with these things in. Yeah. Well, those are, those are literally just for protection. I mean, you're, you will, you wear those long enough, you will talk like a deaf person. Thank you. Hope you just have no, you have no idea where you're, you know, how how civil-entered, not civil-enture being, or how the, you know, everything will be.
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Starting point is 00:10:06 as world touring, LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, dick. What's up, buddy? How you doing? Not bad. Man, I got this cleaning lady that will not fold clothes. You have a cleaning lady who will not fold clothes.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Like, who not the same one? The not the one that died. She folded everything in the house. Right. Do we have the same cleaning lady? Yeah. Yeah. She fold your clothes?
Starting point is 00:10:31 She doesn't do our clothes. No, I don't have her do that. What's your point of her to clean the house? No, we fold the clothes also. What do you mean? Don't fold the clothing. The clothing the clothes is the worst besides taxes. I do my own laundry.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Well, why don't you clean your own house? I only have one shirt. Well, you have her fold. Can you, you should make her do your clothes. So then she learns that she's supposed to do them and fold them to help other people out to help me out. Yeah, right. Exactly. It's like, oh, I, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:03 I don't know. I'm going to talk with her also. And then I would have a talk with her and it'll seem like it's unrelated because she doesn't know that we're talking about her right now. That's right, that's right. Yeah, and I don't, I don't want to. I'm happy to pay for somebody to scrub out the shower
Starting point is 00:11:15 and shit like that, you know. But when I fold your clothes, because I mean, maybe I have done laundry that day, maybe not, I don't have to do laundry that much. I mean, you know, like it's, yeah, I don't ever do it. Yeah, oh, there you go. I mean, except the fucking clothes folding part,
Starting point is 00:11:33 which I also don't do, but, yeah, so what do you, she just leaves them in the dryer and like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Still, I don't have time to do it. The dryer's still on. Yeah, and I'll go, it's like, it was at two minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I noticed it took you a while to get started on the,
Starting point is 00:11:49 so now they're all fucked up. Yeah, so I have to start doing the laundry before she gets here so that there's a big pile of clothes. For her to find. I can't believe that you haven't figured out this life hack yet. No, I just don't, I never expect the cleaning lady to do laundry. Like, I mean, they certainly can.
Starting point is 00:12:10 What about Wash You? Do you, does she wash you? I always had sex with the bathers. Anybody gets that movie? What is that? Well, I want them to get it. Okay, okay. You have a guess email, Sean.
Starting point is 00:12:25 I have what? Oh, I guess I have a guess about that movie, email, Sean. And another problem I have with Mexicans is. Ha, ha, ha. Okay. They're always so goddamn chipper in the morning. Have you noticed that? Like the fucking seven dwarves are working
Starting point is 00:12:41 on my neighbor's house every morning at 7 a.m. Hmm. What, you're the cleaning house every morning at seven a.m. Hmm. What, you're cleaning ladies over at seven a.m. or just are these gardeners or landscape architects or I guess somebody left a shit ton of trees in your front yard. That was me. That was you. The lady should also throw it away. There's several felled trees right in front of Dix,
Starting point is 00:13:05 the entryway, you literally have to walk around it right next to the cars on the, Well, that's because I was trimming, I was trimming the neighbor's tree because it like rains these little thorns down. Yeah, it's hanging over, probably. It's hanging over, it rains a bunch of shit down and fills up my gutter.
Starting point is 00:13:21 And the worst thing is it rains down, whatever its berries, fruits are, whatever. They turn into little fucking spikes when they're on the ground. They dry out. Yeah. Yeah. So his tree is leaned over my property entirely and just rains down cal trops onto my fucking stairs that my dog takes to go shit at night and then starts barking at 10.30. Cause she barks. So I have to go get her with no shoes on and walk up the stairs. And I am covered in thorns and tax by the time I get back.
Starting point is 00:13:57 So I finally got, I don't know why this happens to be once or twice a year. I woke up at like 7 a.m. and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna fucking do a shit lot of work today, I woke up at like seven a.m. and I'm like, I'm out of way. I'm gonna fucking do a shitload of work today. I worked out at like nine thirty. Wow, today? Oh no, this is a,
Starting point is 00:14:12 this is on Friday. Okay, yeah. I reset the clock. Yeah, I got it. That's like normal performance at that level. And then I'm like, well, this is no good. I got a drink all weekend for, and to get back to my very low baseline.
Starting point is 00:14:26 I understand. So I climbed up on the roof that day where I was in high performance mode. I noticed the ladder is still there. Clearly you've been in low performance mode for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like finishing a whole job. It went away for a while, didn't it?
Starting point is 00:14:40 The ladder. The ladder, yeah. I noticed I was like, wait, something's different. There's the ladder and there's some big goddamn trees. So I started cutting down his tree, because it's over my property, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a saw.
Starting point is 00:14:54 It's an encroachment. I had a saw and I saw it, and I thought I was just getting the little part that was on my property, but then I went to crack. You went through like the whole branch. You went through a load-bearing branch. Yeah. Oh. Like, I went it cracked. You went through like the whole branch. You went through a load bearing branch. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Like oh no. Yeah. I was looking for his Tesla and the drive. Yeah, as he hold the bug is not out. You hear the crash? You're gonna say this fell down in a storm or something. Yeah, exactly. I hope they didn't rely on this tree for shade.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Oh really? I mean, I'll have to, I don't know exactly where it was, but does it, well, I guess depending on the angle of the to, I don't know exactly where it was, but does it? Well, I guess depending on the angle of the sun, maybe that branch does catch some sunlight. The kind of person plants a tree that grows. That's all fucking trees. Spikes down all over the place. I don't know what kind of tree that is.
Starting point is 00:15:37 It's a fucking, a fuckhead tree. Yeah. Um, why was I, oh, yeah, the, but the Mexicans working next door. Yeah. Fucking seven in the morning starts. They're fucking throwing chisthas back and forth. Yeah. Laughing their nuts off every fucking morning. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, what are you guys so chipper about?
Starting point is 00:15:57 You're doing stonework down there. Yeah. I don't know. Have you ever heard of appreciating a joke silently? Uh, you guys are acting like you're on a pirate ship down there, regaling each other with tales of Mason work and landscaping. You've been working here all fucking week. How, what is there left to laugh about?
Starting point is 00:16:17 How are you still so goddamn giddy at 7.30 in the morning? I don't know. I'm not giddy. I don't really do that. Noon. Yeah, yeah. I've never been giddy before noon. I don't know. I'm not getting it. And it's noon. Yeah, yeah. I've never been giddy before noon. I don't think I've got to run seven.
Starting point is 00:16:29 I've never been giddy. Yeah, every morning. Oh there faking it with a, they laugh with a J, right? Like J, H, J, H, J, H. Yeah. Can't you guys just like give a little nod, like good one. Yeah, nice. Good joke.
Starting point is 00:16:58 See what you did. Somebody serious down there. Yeah, I don't know. As this is working. I found out also, remember how I don't have. As this is working. I found out also, remember how I don't have any public sewer, how it's not connected to the sewer. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:17:10 I found out that they didn't stop charging me for sewage when I alerted them of it. Oh, really? City, yeah. Because they were charging you as if you were connected. Connected you in public eight years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:22 And I said, Hey, you guys never stopped charging me. Yeah. I said, oh, yeah, you're gonna have to fill out a form. Oh, bet. Go, okay. Oh, bet. And then I mail it in.
Starting point is 00:17:31 And you guys, yeah. And then the change should appear in a few billing cycles. A few cycles. Yeah. If you got it, shouldn't it be, I'm telling you right now. Can you just put it on the computer? What do you mean? I said, well, what about all the money I already spent? Right, because you told them,
Starting point is 00:17:52 well, how has been charged me for sewage for eight years and there's no sewage? Well, they'll definitely not be giving you that bad. Well, we might, we could give you back a credit. A credit? What the fuck would a credit do? I don't have a sewer. A credit? What the fuck would a credit do? I don't have a sewer. A credit with, yeah. You're gonna give me an $11,000 shit credit?
Starting point is 00:18:10 Can I give it to somebody else? Right, how does that let? Can I resell the credit? Yeah, right, right. Well, we'll give you a credit to work side. We'll give you a credit to work side. Oh, why wouldn't they?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yeah. What is, who's they? Oh, us. Fucking palace time. Mm. They're protesting my, uh, sewer, anyway, like a shit credits.
Starting point is 00:18:33 We'll give you, we'll give you some nice credits. You know, $11,000, you can think yourself up some merch at the sewer store. Um, give yourself some good stuff. All right, what do we see here? Anyway, how you been? How's your blocks?
Starting point is 00:18:47 Are they knocked off? My blocks are, uh, Boxing good. No, my blocks are good. Pretty good, same, same as before. Yeah. How are yours? We're a little bit knocked. They're not knocked off.
Starting point is 00:19:00 No, I don't think. But they are knocked. Oh, Zurka got his ass kicked by some. What? Yeah, let me, this might tickle your funny bone. Zerka is fighting a guy in white pants here. That's the best, Zerka, fighting a guy in white pants. What is he, this is like a boxing match where we talk in a street fight.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Uh, what are you talking about? I don't really know exactly what this is. Zurka approaches this gentleman. Zurka approaches this guy at a bar. Yeah. For some reason, Zurka is this guy at a bar. Yeah. For some reason Zurka is wearing boxing gloves. You guys MMA gloves and Zurka starts just punching and hitting. Yeah, he's fucking alive.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Oh shit. Zurka is wearing 80s green shorts. Now he's just getting laid out by this guy in white pants. Yeah Having sure I didn't hold over his head like a hot. He's gonna choke him out. Let's say Now the other guys got Zirk his head. I mean he's going to control like I mean Zirk is twice his size. No, I know this happened. I don't know if this guy has any kind of background I mean just the way that he's I don't know you know I'm shouting chill
Starting point is 00:20:35 Now they're cool. I don't know let me see that again. There's a there's a hook in there That's pretty nice from the from the guy who guy. Yeah, he was attacked That's pretty nice well from our shot from the guy who guy. Yeah guy who was attacked Zerkel walks up and takes a fighting stance with him for some reason. What is he? Are those weightlifter gloves? What does he have? I don't know So he doesn't he fingers one but he gets deflected right pretty much yeah, okay, hey gets flipped over Yeah, a little hip toss now watch this coming watch this. Coming up right here, great. Oh, oh, oh. Now watch this.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Bam! That was a great, that was a great left hook. Show that again. Bam! Yeah. Oh, that's brutal. Oh, one more time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I got a little back. I got to see this. Okay. Yeah, see, he hit him by the ear. Yeah. Yeah, not bad. Spelling out into the street. Um, not bad fights. We've got a, we've got a hero here. Let me see. Do you hear about this one? Santa Claus Santa Claus is coming to town in Panama. In Panama list. I think this isn't Panama.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Does everybody get this shit? In Panama, some shitheads block the road. It doesn't matter why. They blocked the road to protest something. You fucking, you blocked the road. You blocked the road. Man, I got very little sympathy yeah for you uh you believe me you're gonna be seen oh yeah so then this this all dude there's a glare like right in the
Starting point is 00:22:19 middle of that fucking screen for me oh perfect thanks it's all dude walks up with this I don't know what is that. 1911. I couldn't tell again. It's old dude walks out of traffic and blasts one of them. Just like shoot some. That'll, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Anybody else got any bright ideas about blocking the road? Nobody's ever gonna kill, are you gonna kill somebody because you want to be the first? Yeah. And they decided to not leave the road. How many people are he going to kill somebody because you want to be the first? Yeah. And they decided to not leave the road. And I think he shot two of them one day later. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Pretty incredible. Yeah. Of course, conservatives have not missed a opportunity to lecture everyone on how morally righteous they are and that this is cold-blooded murder. Gotcha. We shouldn't be, we shouldn't be cheering it on. Right. Well, you know, these, these things tend to happen. And from time to time, I guess. Nobody's, Pobody's an perfect, man. Just, you guys just don't want to see how the sausage
Starting point is 00:23:18 gets made, I think. He's just fired at, hasn't he? Yes, he had the same look on his face. Yeah. Let me see if I can the same look on his face. Yeah. Let me see if I can find it. Cause I see the, yeah. You know, there's smoke. It's pretty amazing, Panama. Who's this guy? Oh, there's, it's a known guy who he fucking fought.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Yeah. Here he is. Here he is. Oh, look at him. He just walked up. He walked up with his gun. God damn. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, he just walked up. He walked up with his gun. God damn.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Throwing their shit around. Oh, he shot him right there! Oh! Boom! That guy just don't give a fuck. And then he waited to get arrested. And he's throwing tires out of the road to clear their roadblock. And shit.
Starting point is 00:24:12 What are they protesting? Some kind of like mining thing that they're doing, that Pima's doing, like the government stealing their land. How's an American guy who did that? Yes, no way. Like a retired lawyer. What the fuck? Sitting in Panamanian traffic,
Starting point is 00:24:29 seeing this shit and goes, I fuck it, fuck this, I'm done. He just must see them as animals. Like that's, yeah? Like that's fucking crazy. It was on vacation. I don't know. I don't think you go on vacation to fucking crazy. It was on vacation. I don't know. I don't think I don't think you go on vacation
Starting point is 00:24:48 of fucking Panama. Nah. Too climate, they weren't climate activists, but whatever. What they were walking the road. What the fuck? So, you know, you're some more gun. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Gun hilarity Let's see here This brave gentleman Another hero He stopped a Mugging by shooting a in New York. He stopped a mugging by shooting a Gunn into the air. He had his gun in his backpack. Oh, he did. Yeah. He brought it out. A woman was being mugged and he shot the gun. Yeah. Couple warning shots. A couple warning shots. Yeah. And he went in a way. Stop the mucking. But of course, this is illegal. And he'll be going to jail. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. And then to add insult to injury, the woman said she would have seen the man as a quote,
Starting point is 00:25:46 bigger hero if he had helped her without using a gun. I mean, it's not enough, it's not enough to simply not get involved. It's not enough to stop evil. You have to be perpetrating evil. Yeah. Is the lesson to learn from this. You have to do it the right way. You have to be perpetrating evil. Yeah. Is the lesson to learn from this. Yeah. Pull the gun from his backpack and let off multiple shots to scare away the deranged homeless
Starting point is 00:26:11 man. It worked, but he was arrested for using the gun. And the woman who was getting attacked says it's scary to think that people are carrying guns around New York City. Well, and she wishes that he didn't use the gun. You know, you should have shot her like, oh, I see you've upset this disenfranchised man over here. You know, it's like the way that's all that's all well and good from the, you know, you're saying it from the position of your safety, not raped. Yeah, you're all right. You're fine now. It's real easy to, you know, whether we've got a size or raged. Yeah. Now, yeah, and how the, yeah, scary to think, of course I'm happy that the man tried to help me and that nobody was injured during the incident,
Starting point is 00:26:51 but it's scary to think there are people carrying guns around the city. Well, they're called cops, you dumb bitch, and criminals. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand why people do it. They see it as their only means of protection. I mean, you know, it's your protection. In this case, the man risked a lot to protect me, his safety and the safety of other people
Starting point is 00:27:14 on the planet, his safety, how is his safety risk? That's why he has a fucking gun, you idiot. Yeah. That's the only thing ensuring his safety. Yes, I think he's a hero, but I don't know. I would likely think him a bigger hero if he tried to help me without the gun. They just women want you to be in physical fights
Starting point is 00:27:37 with other men, homoerotic altercations with other men at all times. They're not happy unless you're doing some kind of a nipple rubbing. Some of them will pick a fight for you. Yes. They really, they love violence. They love me pick my own violence.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I don't even want to fight that guy. Yeah. I don't know why he's got the mask on. I don't know. That's the guy who, that's the mugger. That's the mugger. Was white? Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Maybe they ran a filter out. That guy doesn't look like that guy. No, this's the mugger. That's the mugger. Was white? Wow. Maybe they ran a filter over it. But that guy doesn't look like that guy. No, this is the mugger. Yeah. That's the vigilante. Yeah, okay. Oh, they're putting them, yeah, okay. They're putting them both together.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yeah, exactly. That's the vigilante getting arrested here. Wow, maybe all those... That's the vigilante. Maybe all those brinks, home alarm systems aren't lying in their commercials. Well, they really can be white. And my eyes, the gun is a little extreme.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I like little. And it's a little extreme. It's a little, you know. What would have been like less than a little extreme? Like, he should have like, you know, fought him. I guess he two men in their prime fighting to the death for her purse. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Instead of just, Oh, here's another, here's another good fight on the New York subway. Let's see. Jewish guy. Yeah, here we go. This is a pretty intensive display of anti-Semitism, Sean. I don't know if you knew that anti-Semitism is on the rise big time.
Starting point is 00:29:15 The Jews of New York says Jews of New York are experiencing violent attacks on the streets and subways of New York City. Jews of New York. It sounds like an FX show or something. Jews of New York. What would that FX show be? A visibly Jewish person. I'll say, okay, now is that, I hope,
Starting point is 00:29:38 I hope they're wearing traditional dress. That's all I gotta say. Otherwise, like a hat and the curls visibly, judic or yeah, or that it's visibly Jewish, right? Right. Yeah. Man, Jews are all over the place after this Palestine shit. They're bragging about running the world and then saying that any comments about them running the world is anti-Semitic.
Starting point is 00:30:05 You guys got to pick one, man. I mean, I guess you don't, but you have to know that that's annoying to people. A visibly Jewish person is being spit on and punched and no one on the train even says a word. The silence is deafening. Now this could very well be brought on by something and it may have nothing to do with the fact that he's Jewish. I mean, that's a possibility. Until I see it. I'm a little worried. Okay, you know, you tell me what you think.
Starting point is 00:30:34 You know what I'm saying? Black man spitting on it. I'm sure he's like a very, very well read on esoteric fascist accelerationism, right? Sure. It comes from a place of anti-semitism. So that's a black guy, a black young black man. The subway doors are closing and he starts shooting
Starting point is 00:30:58 at the Visibly Jewish man, saying to suck my dick. Right, to suck my dick, that's what it is. Anti-semitismSemitism circumcised. Good question. Yeah. These are very important things to know. Anti-Semitism takes many forms. I don't know if one of them is suck my dick.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'm pretty sure that's universal. Right. And it's nature. Right. Uh, here we go. And then the ju- The visibly Jewish, is that visibly Jewish to you?
Starting point is 00:31:26 What do you think, Sean? He has a beard and that's, yeah. I mean, he's visibly, are you, he's drizzled? He's dressed like a regular person, regular guy with a little tan jacket. Well, he's got a beard. I don't see any curls. No curls.
Starting point is 00:31:44 He's not wearing one of those sashes as Jewish shirt. Man, I don't know. I mean, that's a little, a little... For a little show. Yeah, it's a little bit. But it's posted by Jews of New York, so they get the pass.
Starting point is 00:31:57 I mean, it's, I mean, he very well, mate, what if he's not, though? I don't know. What if he's Amish? He could be, so the black guy sp he's onish? He could be. So the black guy spits at him here. See, he's spit. So let him know what led up to this.
Starting point is 00:32:12 And then he comes in and he gives the weakest kick I've ever seen. He backs my life. And then he tries to run, but the door has already shut behind him. Right. The Jewish kicker. Yeah. Uh, really showing why, uh, sports is not something that typically excel out. And then he's attacked back retaliation.
Starting point is 00:32:37 There you go. The gayest fight, perhaps ever recorded. Yeah, I mean, love to know what led up to that, but I get anti-semitism. Could very well have nothing to do with he may not have even known who he was talking to. Now he's all over that now, now, now besides being black. Now he said, as if that wasn't bad enough for the guy. Now he's labeled, they're going to name and shame it.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Because if he doesn't have enough of a hard time, walking into a store and getting swathing, watching extra clothes, he's an anti-Semite. I just want to make sure you let the hood know that they've got an anti-Semite? I just want to make sure you let the get out the hood know that they've got an anti-Semite living here. Okay. Right. I sure hope you guys say all better start talking to the cops. Look I don't know what you have planned for today, but I'm going to missy.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I'm going to stay here all day until Tyrese gets home so I can have a stern talk with him about it.semitism. You know, that's, yeah. You know? They'll interview his mother. I did not teach him that he was, I was not talking about that way. Where's his father?
Starting point is 00:33:54 I'd like to speak with him. I'd like to speak with Tyrese's father about this horrible anti-semitism that he's exhibiting. My goodness. Woof. Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Ah. my goodness. Germany says they're gonna deport on a grand scale. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Wow. They already have all that. You think they're gonna build new deporting stuff? It's not as good as I heard. You think they're gonna build and I went, I know where this is going. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha still we could, you know, fill this camp up, no problem. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Shrainley's right to it. Let's go guys. Yeah. I figured that would have got more attention. Jeremy, you know what, we're going to start, we're going to start deporting people on a scale. The world has never seen. Well, one time, one other than one time ago. Right, right. No, really, we're just deporting them this time. Here's the, yeah, they said, well, they demanded that
Starting point is 00:35:18 new immigrants to Germany declare their allegiance to Israel. Wait, what? Yeah, this is one of their CDU leader Friedrich Merz has accused Berlin neighborhoods of not being adequately German and has demanded that new immigrants. What the hell's a CDU? What the, I don't know, let's see. Some kind of government thing. German CDU.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Maybe this is all fake news. Christian Democrat. Christian Democrat. So it's second largest. It's a, oh, so it's a party. Yeah. Federal legislature. Second largest party. That's a big one. Yeah, that is a big one. Sure. I don't think the Nazis were second largest, you know, before. Right. Right. Right. Real Cinderella story. Um, left wing German politician says there shouldn't be any neighborhoods where natives are in the minority
Starting point is 00:36:06 oh wow wow now we're cooking uh now we're cooking with gas we're cooking with gas uh oh fucking world's gone crazy yeah here was another i think this was a Uh, oh fucking world's gone crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Yeah, here was another, I think this was a, a response that now they say they're center right. I mean, that could be a different guy saying stuff, you know, well, what do you mean? Because you would think, well, no, you know, well, I mean, you were saying left wing politician, but I mean, the party, so I just want to know if that's the guy from the party or if that's another guy saying, you know what I actually don't know. Anderson German civilian. This guy says, what is he, Dr. Eli David? Oh, yeah, okay. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is just a lot of threats going around.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yes. And German civilians elected the Nazis and supported them. Yeah. Two million Germans civilians were killed in the second world war. Elections have consequences. If you elect Nazis and support them, you will pay the price. I think that's more human shield shit. There's a lot of people who feel like Palestine has a choice in being governed by Hamas, which is odd, because I don't really feel like I have a choice at all in who I'm governed by. Right.
Starting point is 00:37:26 So, I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that.
Starting point is 00:37:36 I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that.
Starting point is 00:37:44 I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know how I'd think of that. I don't know, actually. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna vote for myself. Right. I'm gonna write in. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna write in. Somebody here. Let's see. Oh, this was a good one.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Let's see here. Mine comp. Huh. Is that back? Mine comp is back. It is. Yeah. Yeah. They found it. They found a copy in
Starting point is 00:38:13 Israeli president, Isaac Herzog. Oh, he's trying to justify the war because they found a copy of mine comp in a in a in a Palestinian kids room or something. Yeah, like a was it in a language he could he could read? It's translated. Yeah. Yeah. So Palestine before reading mine,
Starting point is 00:38:43 calm was like, man, I really wish that we knew why our lives sucked so much. I really wish we could figure it out. Right. Hey, Palestine, you know that new... Yeah, that's... Ends of thousands or hundreds of thousands of people supporting by their demonstrations, supporting Khamas. I want to show you something exclusive, Laura.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Not really. So this is Adolf Hitler's book, translated to Arabic, Mein Kampf. It's the book that led to the Holocaust, and the book that led to World War II. This is the book that led to his... I don't know if that's true. Right, there were a lot of factors that led to World War II.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Ah! Wow, what an amazing book! Yeah. My God, I mean, that's World War II. That's as powerful as the Bible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's victory and elections in Germany, which led to the worst atrocity of humankind, which the British fought against well this book was found just a few days ago in Northern Gaza
Starting point is 00:39:48 In a in a children's living room Which was turned into a military operation base of Hamam. What's a children's living room? He said children's living room. Yeah, right in a children's home in Northern Gaza, in a children's living room. Oh, yes. Which one's the best? Which one's the best? What's very small, the furniture's very small. Oh, they have like their own little house.
Starting point is 00:40:09 They do, they do, it's all, like, you know how you have the adults table and the kids table? They have kids living room. It's only the kids table. So they have like a, oh, okay. They have like a, their own little parlor in there. Yeah. Oh, that's nice, I guess.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Very good. Smoke candy cigarettes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha was turned into a military operation base of Hamas. On one of the, on the body of one of the terrorists and murderers of Hamas, and he even marked. Yeah, it was, is he saying he's a child? I don't know, it was in a children's living room that was turned into a, so were the children. So, could it, could it have a book study on?
Starting point is 00:41:02 Could it not have been the child's book? Was it, it was found on the child's book? Was it? It was found on the body of a terrorist. Maybe, maybe he brought it from somewhere else. I'll tell you what, you're never gonna believe this. Actually, none of this happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's bring out mine comp. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:18 No, sure. He wrote notes, he marked. They brought notes. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Totally this passage right here. No, of course, of course, this could be 1,000% propaganda. Like why it's a It's a perfect shape. Yeah, just like the passports for the Terrace that they found in the world trade center Perfect and learn and learn and learn again and again out of Hitler's ideology of hating the Jews,
Starting point is 00:41:46 of killing the Jews, of burning the Jews, of slokers. If you put an 800 number up there, it looks like he's selling it. I don't know. He's perfectly like, he started running out of steam too. Yeah, it's this book about hating the Jews, killing the Jews. Yeah. But burning the Jews too.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Right. Burning the Jews. I don't know. I don't think that's in that book. Yeah. I don't think killing him is either. I don't know. I haven't read it.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I haven't either. Because there's more, there's more anti-Semitic hate speech on forechan than there is in my comp. No, I'm sure that's probably true. This is the real warrior at. So all those who demonstrated yesterday, I'm not saying that all of them support Hitler, but all I'm. Is that Hitler supports them? Look, look, I'm not saying that everybody at that free Palestine protest supports Hitler,
Starting point is 00:42:39 okay? Some people are not saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But everyone is at least Hitler at Jason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that everyone supports Hitler, but they probably do. I'm just saying, if you're not writing with that, if you're not, if you're writing alone, you're writing with Hitler, yeah. The thing is by omitting to understand
Starting point is 00:42:59 what Hamas ideology is all about, they're basically supporting this ideology. That would be... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Look, I'm not saying they're supporting Hitler, but if they don't realize that who they're supporting then, they're supporting Hitler. Sure.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Yeah. Well, this was found on the body of a terrorist. We've moved on from the children, real criminal. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know what he's trying to do. Is he saying that like, we've moved on from the children, real criminal. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know what he's trying to do. Is he saying that like, first it seems like it's like, oh, wow, this is a child could have gotten a hold of this or did get a hold of this.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I mean, no, they're being, right, they're being, but then it's like, oh, this is found on the body of a, why are you talking about the child? Why bring children into it at all? Because this was found on the body of a terrorist. I think it's there. I think they have a duty to try to put in everybody's heads that the children are already on their way to being terrorists.
Starting point is 00:43:54 So we have to kill them. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, or didn't get out that it was like, hey, they bombed a child's living room. Yeah, they've done that a couple bombed a, they bombed a child's living room. Yeah, they've done that a couple times. You don't fuck with a child's living room. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:11 You know, long it took him to feng shui, the miniature furniture. Like did somebody get that back in the right spot? So they got the copy of my whole fucked up. They found the copy of the child's living room and they're like, we gotta get this to the president. Right. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:44:27 He's holding up a book. So he's like in a movie, it's like, they search just like, oh, blah, blah, a picture of his own. Oh my God. Oh my God, there's a copy of mine, cop. It's like the Tesseract and the Avengers. Like, we gotta get this copy of mine. There's a exact copy with the notes.
Starting point is 00:44:43 So we can go, look, there's notes. Right. It's like a nuclear football. They didn So you can go, look, there's notes. Right. It's like a nuclear football. Yeah. They didn't package it up and send it back to you. They just threw it in the trash, right? I don't believe you. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Good shit. Oh, here's a cross-dressing mayor. A cross-dressing mayor, huh? And a telephone for the war in Ukraine. Ukraine's not doing so hot. No, Olslensky's not doing so hot. Yeah, well, he's not the bell of the ball. No.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Any more, right? Old and busted. No one cares about him anymore. Let's see. Oh, yeah, the telephone. Oops. Tele, what? Oh, what the telephone. Oops, tell a, what? Huh, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:45:28 I'm getting that fine. You probably outsmarted yourself and put it into something. I probably did. I have it right here. What the fuck? How about this, student? London, yeah, there it is.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Oh, check this one out. And there's a good way for you. This says millennial men. This is percentage of Americans who agree that the feminists label describes them well. So you got baby boomers. What does it even mean anymore? I mean, what does it ever mean? Just women getting more shit for free? I don't know. Baby boomers, 50% of women say they're feminists and 38% of men.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Yeah, it's a lot. If a guy asks you, if somebody asks you, if you were, if the feminist label describes you well, I mean, you say. No, not really. I mean, I say. No, not really. I mean, I don't like, I just reject the label. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:31 I reject the label. It's just almost anything. Yeah. That's such a narrow scope, really. It's like then you get a label, then you're supposed to adhere to all the ever changing tenets of that like that system. I gotta like think, Melissa McCarthy's funny.
Starting point is 00:46:49 I kinda think so. No, not doing that. After the show last week, I went up to my sister's house and I was talking about the Taliban. Yeah, as you do. When I, as I do, you're at a birthday party. Yeah, I was my nephew's birthday party. You know, this guy called in, he was, you know, kidnapped or detained by the Taliban for eight months. And sounded really fun. I think I
Starting point is 00:47:09 want to, I think I want to go meet the Taliban hanging out with them. Uh-huh. I was saying how good it was, how, you know, how good their society is in a lot of ways. Yeah, my sister starts freaking out. Yeah. What do you, what do you even talk? I can't believe what you're saying right now. You're saying the Taliban is, does she know you? That's what I thought. Yeah, right. It's your problem.
Starting point is 00:47:30 She goes, well, I mean, you can't even like, so if you're around the Taliban, you can't even say something like girl power. I was like, why the fuck would I ever say that? Why would I ever say that? Why would I ever say that? So then her son, her youngest son goes,
Starting point is 00:47:44 what's the Taliban? And she goes, they son, her youngest son goes, what's the Taliban? And she goes, they're terrorists. And she goes, what's terrorism? I said, it's a word that rich countries made, it's a word that rich countries call the armies of small countries so they can justify killing civilians. Right. And she goes, no, unless we like them,
Starting point is 00:48:02 then they're freedom fighters. Oh, and she goes, well, no, that's not what it means. It is what it means though. I mean, that's a working definition. Yeah. So where did rich countries have for armies of poor countries? That they're pressing. Percentage of Americans who agree
Starting point is 00:48:20 that the feminist label describes them well. Baby boomers, 50% women, 38% men. Generation X, 49% women, 43% men said yes. Millennials, 54% women said yes, 52. So that's the closest in the genders, right? Like, yeah, that's the closest in the most. That means more millennial men, more millennial men identify as feminists
Starting point is 00:48:44 than generation X women. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. A little bit. That weird. Then Gen Z is sick of hearing about all of it. Well, the men are. Yeah, feminists. Yeah, man. No, that's good. Yeah, super. We're going to ruin all of your shit.
Starting point is 00:49:05 All your movies, all your games, we're taking it, girl power. Yeah. Yeah, and the men are like, just, they're like, we're getting beat over the head with this all this. So it's, I get that reaction. It makes sense to me that there would be like a correction.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Yeah, you know? I don't even know what it means. Like what do all these people have in their mind that what feminism is? Well, no, I mean something different. Like that's just, it's just a very open ended, it's a very open ended word at this point, I think. It's something with feminism.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Like how much does it encompass? Oh yeah, the telephone, okay. Let me see that. And then I got Sven Stufel's calling it. Yeah. There you go, right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boop.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Ah, boop, boop. This is stand up for Ukraine. Jerry Lutz, telebub. Part of Mel the Marker's phone. I thought this was a joke at first. The guy had a... Er, I see. It, still a part of Mel the Markle. So this was a joke at first. The guy had to. Erse, I see. It's like a bunch of old white lady, a young black lady.
Starting point is 00:50:12 It's just like a Christian. I don't know whatged 9.1 billion euro through this campaign. And in addition, hold on, in addition, the Commission working with EBRD adds another billion for the IDPs in Ukraine. This is fantastic. So 10.1 euros, and if you say that in dollars, it's even more. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:50:51 The fuck is the tone of this? A telethane for $10 billion to kill conscripted Russians. So you're conscripted, guys? I don't know. I don't know. And it's all... I didn't give any money. You did. I don't know. I don't know. And this all, I didn't give any money. You did.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I got a gift. This all bitch is this fucking Lucille Blue here is cheering it on. Why the fuck is this bitch talking about war at all? I don't hang her. At least this guy is, at least there's a chance he'll get killed, but her is safe.
Starting point is 00:51:24 She's just worried about osteoporosis. Mm. Mm. That's the real war. Yeah. 10 billion dollars. Yeah. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:51:36 Dr. Evil. He's clapping for. It's a war. Yeah, you're a cancer. I can we killing guys who are being forced to be there at gunpoint, which guys that are being forced to be there at gunpoint with guys that are also forced to be there by gunpoint. Why don't you fucking blow your head off, you old bitch?
Starting point is 00:51:50 Yeah, everyone would probably. Raped by a mubbler. Rather be at home. Yeah, nobody wants to be doing this. Yeah, it's not, you know, it's not my idea of a Saturday. There's no reason why you guys should exist at all. Just let the people do whatever they're doing. Go.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Okay. So that's how that's happening. Well, that's good. There's some trans shit here. There's no need to go, I got some trans shit. I got, there's a high school debate. You wanna hear a high school debate with black students against white students. Or do you want to hear about trans shit? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Who? I don't know. Why don't you pick? I mean, you might have a let's hear about the trans shit first. Oh, okay. Oh, you mean there was an option for both? Yeah, we could do both. Okay. I don't want to be a coctees. Yeah. Yeah, we could do both. Okay. I don't wanna be a coctees. Yeah. Uh, trans shit, here we go.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Gender affirming care is dangerous. I know because I helped pioneer it. Huh. You don't say, huh? My country and others found there's no solid evidence supporting the medical transitioning of young people. Yeah. Why aren't American clinicians paying attention?
Starting point is 00:53:07 Well, I've worked sweetheart. You worked. I've got an idea. Yeah, so this lady started gender affirming care. Uh-huh. Maybe. A finished born and trained adolescent psychiatrist. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Okay. Have they done anything good? Adolescent psychiatrist? trained adolescent psychiatrist. Oh, God. Okay. Have they done anything good, adolescent psychiatrist? Oh, I think so, but yeah, I think so. They cured a lot of anorexia. They haven't cured overreeding, have they? They always go after underreeding.
Starting point is 00:53:41 That's a big problem, but teenage girls overreeding. Yeah, they're fine. At Finland's Tamper University, she treats patients, teaches medical students, and conducts research. I think this is because they got sued. Yeah. Somebody sued, somebody got sued for getting their penis cut off or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, a female detransitioner is suing the American Academy of Pediatrics,
Starting point is 00:54:12 alleging a civil conspiracy fraud and medical malpractice. Yeah. Detransitioner lawsuit. I don't know which way they went. They either got their tits cut off or they got their dick cut off. This is the first detransitioner lawsuit in the nation to name the AAP in it.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Isabelle Ayala alleges the organization knowingly misled the public and publishing and disseminating a fraudulent policy statement that has been perceived by many as the thwartative guide for the treatment of gender confused children. Yeah, you can. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:54:49 She's suing over hormones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, is this, they, a woman who was pumped with testosterone. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so this is gonna be an unbiased. They pumped her full of testosterone.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Yeah. This is a very, very objective sounding lead, right? A woman who was pumped with testosterone. Well, not pumped full. Just pumped, pumped, underwent a hormone therapy when she was a young teenager. Come on, man, is suing both of her doctors. Yeah, and the American Academy of Pediatrics. Yeah, I think so, which her lawyers say has knowingly lied about the impact of the radical sex change treatments. Yeah, it's not gonna give you a beard or anything, you know? Like that, that's what they lied about. They probably lied and said like, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Well, yeah, you'll basically be a man. All your wildest dreams will come true. Yeah. Vote for Pedro. You're saying if I take this testosterone, I'm a man. Yeah, we'll cut your tits off. Yeah. I'm just full of juice.
Starting point is 00:55:56 You're going to love it. Maybe the impact didn't radical. Maybe it wasn't radical enough. Oh, yeah. Maybe that's what she or he's mad about. Well, I think she's de-transitioning, so it's she is a bell now a 20 year old woman had just turned 14 when she was committed to the hospital
Starting point is 00:56:15 for suicidal thoughts. Yeah, according to the lawsuit, man, the hospital for thoughts. She's had a thought. Well, if you're expressing them and they think that, you know, you might be serious, you can't say anything.
Starting point is 00:56:28 That's the, it's like, I mean, you have kids say a lot of, you know, kids say a lot of shit and, you know, I don't know, maybe better, maybe it was a parents better safe than sorry type of thing. Yeah. It's just talking weird, but, man, your brain is going through so many changes and stuff
Starting point is 00:56:42 that it's like, that's, man, I think you gotta be so fucking cautious with that kind of stuff. Like you got a suicide of teenagers. No, no, I mean, I mean, no, just like the gender, like medical intervention in stuff like that full of testosterone. You got to really follow all the leads to a logical conclusion before you can decide that that's the problem. I'm not a fucking doctor. I'm just saying these are some serious changes that you can't really undo. Yeah. You think pumping little kids full
Starting point is 00:57:18 of testosterone? Shit is a good idea. It's not a good show. It wouldn't pop into my brain as like an option for, you know, for the first, you know, sex hundred and a thousand person would think, uh, what should I do about my daughter? I'm gonna pump her full testosterone. Like, man, don't do that. Shit, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:57:38 The only obstacle, yeah, that she meets the criteria to consider hormonal transition, with the only stated obstacle being parental consent. Oh, that's it. Yeah, well, yeah. Consent. The only obstacle is consent, you know? I really wanna fuck this girl,
Starting point is 00:57:52 but little tiny, nigga. Oh, yeah. She's not consenting to it. I'm sure we could work around it. Can I talk to her parents? Yeah. Talk to her parents about it. She's 14, it's cool.
Starting point is 00:58:03 The lawsuit states that Rafferty and other doctors sent Ayala down the path of gender affirming medicalization, rather than addressing the true roots of her mental health problems, which is that she's a woman. Six months into her testosterone treatments, Ayala tried to commit suicide.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Yeah. Yeah. Now, I mean, that's correlation causation. That doesn't necessarily, doesn't mean that that's what caused it. But then commit suicide. Yeah. Just think about it and talk about it. Men actually do it.
Starting point is 00:58:34 So maybe it worked. It's a little fall through. Yeah. The treatments, however, continued. And Ayala moved away from Rhode Island and decided to quit them cold turkey. Yeah. Now, this person could totally say, yeah, I started to feel really bad when I started to transition. And, you know, so that was the wrong path.
Starting point is 00:58:50 But, you know, you've got, it's like, I started having mental problems regardless. But yeah, that's, you know, it's, it's definitely, definitely, definitely breaks we're here. Okay, I'm re-found. Let in. Let me in on my own meeting. Isabel's now 20 and longs for what could have been to have her healthy female body back. The change is the testosterone I've had on her body are a constant reminder that she needed an unbiased medical expert willing to evaluate her mental health and provide her
Starting point is 00:59:35 the care. Yeah. Well, I guess that's a really nice way of putting it. Yeah. I guess that's what I think. I mean, like, you've got to follow the, like what are, what are the issues here? What could possibly be going on?
Starting point is 00:59:52 Rather than a group of ideologues said I'm promoting their own agenda and furthering a broader conspiracy. Law suit, not okay. So it's a big lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah. There's Matt Wallalsh taking credit.
Starting point is 01:00:13 They send it to him. Yeah, okay. Yep, yep, yep, sweet. Hey, there we go. Oh, I created it with another another thing another account. Yeah. Oh, then there he is There he is. Savannah. Are you there? Some of the fuckers. What's up, man? How are you doing? Well, a full disclosure. I'm nurturing a really really bad hangover from yesterday, but you know, what were you doing? hang over from yesterday, but you know, what were you doing? Oh, I'm like, yeah, I was hanging out with my brother. He was over here. We were discussing some website stuff. He does all my website work. Yeah. And you know, he's, I'm the type of alcoholic when I start with one beer. You know, there's no end in sight until I drop
Starting point is 01:00:59 down somewhere. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's the type of guy I am. Oh, I'm on camera. I see cool. How you taking one of these nice to'm saying? That's the type of guy I am. Oh, I'm on camera. I see cool. How you taking one of these nice to be here? Let's be calling from a fucking cave. And you're calling for where you were you an Amsterdam? Uh, yeah, I'm in the Netherlands. Yeah, I'm a little bit further down South from Amsterdam. But yes, yeah, basically Amsterdam.
Starting point is 01:01:18 That's right. That's right. Nice. I remember Amsterdam. You guys have read it. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. Nice place.
Starting point is 01:01:26 We drank a whole cake of smithics. I think it was. Smythics. Was it calfries? Was it calfries? I think it was calfries. Yeah. We had a good time.
Starting point is 01:01:35 You didn't do any magic mushroom stuff like that? No, he smoked a little bit of weed. I remember rolling the worst joint that's ever been rolled in the history of the world. Mm. I could have you beat there. We went to Anne Frank's house. That was fun. You know, it's funny. I tried to go several times to Anne Frank. Every time something went wrong, it's as if there's like some kind of a spirit trying to keep me out of that house.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I misplaced my tickets or something went wrong every time. Three times in a row. I misplaced my tickets or something went wrong every time, three times in a row. Well, I hear it's not that amazing. I mean, you've seen it on the inside, but... What do you mean not that amazing? How amazing do you mean you should do? I mean, do they mention the fact that you died of typhus at all and that the book is forged by a hand sprangler, a fucking guy's thing. I don't recall that in the museum.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Well, I mean, I think... I don't mention it. No. She did die of typhus in a camp, right? I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if that's an official story, but that's what I've heard. I think so.
Starting point is 01:02:32 I think that's what I've heard. That's what I've read. This is him. Did you see that? I know, Bill Frank. He had a ghost writer write that book of hers, where she's diddling her clip and some stuff of the... That's the one where he's...
Starting point is 01:02:43 I think he took that out, right? Yeah, he took that out, I didn't believe that. I had an idea for a cartoon. For those of you who don't know me, I make cartoonists, I make wacky little internet cartoons. One of the ones that I lined up before I got my big cancellation handed to me was an Anne Frank cartoon.
Starting point is 01:03:01 And it was gonna re-sport a little alert. It was gonna recontextualize Anne Frank as if it was like a Netflix trailer for a new cartoon. It was going to have like the bean miles and stuff like that. But it was instead of Anne Frank's die, it was like Anne Frank, Anne Frank Lee. And it was like her doing like a webcam vlog and she's showing her zippertits and she said, has all these causes like this weird, that's kind of the idea I was running with. But I don't think the world's ready for that one. And that got you canceled. That was that. What kind of. I got me. Well, all right. Here's what you can do.
Starting point is 01:03:35 So when you're promoting butch kill again, I want to make sure I hit that. Your comic is butch kill again. He's an animator. My indie comic book is Bush Killigin. I sent you some links on Twitter if you need them, Dick. Yeah, it's a real, so thank you so much for allowing me to speak to have a little bit of my voice intact because again, I was canceled by the clients, the hippie-clagin-clinan steens, hippie-cl heat be clining steam burgers. Yeah, they weren't too happy with the cartoon I made. All of them.
Starting point is 01:04:08 You like mine? Yeah. Oh, you tell me when to shut up. No, no, I'm just loading your links up. Okay, why'd you get there? Sorry. Why'd you get it? Why'd you get it?
Starting point is 01:04:20 The clines. He'll a client, Ethan Klein. You probably don't shine. I know you don't know client Ethan Klein, you probably to Sean, I know you don't know who Ethan Klein is. You're gonna have to tell me. Big YouTuber. It's actually very funny.
Starting point is 01:04:33 He and his wife, I think they're, she's from Israel, he's very Jewish and they're like, you know what they met? You know what they met? They met on what's that call when they birthright when you get the go to Israel? Did they really do the, yeah, they met, they met on what's that call when they birthright when you get the go to Israel? Did they really do that? Yeah. They met that in the Holocaust Museum. Wow.
Starting point is 01:04:51 That was their meet you. Taylor's oldest time. Yes, it's a beautiful romance story. Oh, boy. It's really true. I didn't make that out this time. So Ethan Klein hid on somewhat at a Holocaust Museum. Wow. I guess. Oh yeah. That's yeah. Boy, that just the longer I think about it, the worse it sounds. The balls on that
Starting point is 01:05:15 guy. Huh? What was the line? I don't know. You look so. The line was very. Yeah. It was very long and we're getting our head shaved. They were getting tattoos in my god. So she's in the, she was in the IDF, right? Because she's Israeli. Right. Yeah, the rare exception to the role that they're all hot. Okay. She looks like a horse.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Oh, okay. Yeah, she doesn't look like the promo images, they, you know, trying to make his belief through all hot baddies, but not so much in her case. So yes, I made a cartoon of her in the IDF because these rumors were going around of her being an IDF soldier. One of the greatest, the biggest headcount they said, called her ELA, the killer, the cold red sleeve. And anyway, so I drew a cartoon of her going on a killing spree, shooting little Palestinian
Starting point is 01:06:01 kids into cock as they do. And well, right into cock. We're going to try this guy to reproduce. I wish you could, but it's gone. That's the whole problem with the. It's gone forever. Scrubbed from the internet. It's not even on like rumble.
Starting point is 01:06:17 It should be somewhere I bet if you find life, you type in Eli Klein kills Eli Klein murders. It's probably on Twitter somewhere. Yeah. I would willing to bet. Ethan just shared a cartoon. So it's, um, what's really funny about this couple, you think the clients?
Starting point is 01:06:35 Uh-huh. Is there super progressive? And then they teamed up with that Hassan Piker guy who's also super progressive. Um, he's like an idiot communist as a giant, like a champagne socialist, you know, millions of dollar house and he's always telling you his audience of stupid kids how they get to take over the establishment,
Starting point is 01:06:54 which is not wrong, but they're coming from you. It's dumb. And the things you're proposing to turn it into are much worse than we have. So they started doing, they started having like a bromance or whatever and they're doing their show. But then after the leftovers. Yeah, but then after the October 7th attacks, Hassan is like super pro palestine and Ethan
Starting point is 01:07:16 is like super pro Israel. Yeah. So there's just tons of hatred and antics like their audiences are fucking terrible. Sure. So it's funny. Ethan Klein's like crying, reading all the comments that people are leaving about him. Yeah. Which I can't even repeat.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Yeah, yeah, I would imagine that. Okay. It's kind of funny how like the Jews have created this fifth column of. No, they're massive push of massive. The creation of great discourse is kind of of fifth column of anti-Semitism now in the West, which is kind of biting them in the acid seems. Yeah, turn the down. And it's a little bit
Starting point is 01:07:52 fun to see. I can't find the fucking cartoon. Sucks. I wish I dug it up by gas. Let me see. Maybe I can have some. I know Ralph had it. He had it. He was playing it when you were on his show. Shout know Ralph had it. He had it? I just thought he was playing it. Because he was playing it when you were on his show.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Shoutouts to Ethan Ralph. Thanks for having me too. On the kill stream, go check that out. Eli Klein shooting Eli Klein cartoon. Let's see if I can find it for you. Oh, yeah, you got it. Yeah, nice. So you made this.
Starting point is 01:08:23 I made that in one setting. Wow. Very impressive. Oh, geez. Oh my God. Pretty good. She is shooting kids. Yeah. What do you get? She is shooting kids. Yeah. It's like metal like death metal music. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. All right. Cool. You guys got it? Is the color of her eyes? Are they that blue? Well, see, is it thing? I did it even.
Starting point is 01:09:05 I made this cartoon seven years ago. People were noting like, oh, he made her eyes blue. Well, blah, blah. I can't imagine I would have made her eyes blue if they were. And so I actually googled that. And yeah, her eyes are blue. Yeah, I just say it's just something that stuck out to me. Blue Ashkin eyes.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Yeah, right. All right, let's look at. Robbling. Let's look at probably. Let's look at the which butchkelegan should we play first? What shall we do? What shall we do? Maybe that's just a story trailer, maybe something. So people are going to get like an idea of what it's like chapter trailer, something like that. Maybe it's like one minute and it's cool for people to check out. It's my comic book butch Gilligan right now on Kickstarter. Please go back it right now.
Starting point is 01:09:49 I don't think this is the one. That's not the one. Okay. Yeah, that's another story. But this one. Okay. Yes. 304. Someone's home being burglarized. 366. A violent crimes committed. 504. An alleyway rate. And yeah, it don't stop. Another 187. On another cover car. These codes. Anchist numbers on a radio beam. Their cries for help. Ascent from all districts 7 units, we have a 9.69 at Ultra City, The cries for help. I sent you all the strict seven units.
Starting point is 01:10:26 We have a 9.69 at Ultra City, for 283.70, responders needed on the scene ASAP. Copy that. This is Scorpio Zero. We're on the case. I feel sneer! You made me spill everywhere! Hmm. Is it troubled times, Pontio?
Starting point is 01:10:40 And you're driving way past the speed limit, FYI! A city's changing at dizzy in speed. But I'm not gonna let it get away from me. Great. Flash the lights and play the siren then. I have a family I would like to get home to. Speed is best done without blurring the siren. Motor is tender. Freak out and make unsafe maneuvers when a shrieking alarm vehicle appears behind them. And now we must hurry.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Yeah. Bow on this real quick so I can activate the solid fuel nitrous oxide turbo booster. That's the B.A.I.D. the driver is required to blow on that. I put my mouth on that. Besides, I took back a few road soldiers while you were enjoying your little sies to there. You've been drinking? Drinking while driving? That's conduct, I'll be coming in officer. Says asleep on the job guy. You are nuts if you think I'm going to participate in your foolish
Starting point is 01:11:27 Don't get all choked up about Strappy There you go. Stay tuned. The next job is coming soon. Well, who does this voice? It's an awesome voice. Yeah, there's been several different voice actors for Butch Killigan. This guy kind of flaked on me at certain, certain point because I was kind of way too
Starting point is 01:12:02 based for his days. Oh, really? I think you kind of, yeah, he was kind of way too based for his days. Oh, really? I think you kind of, you actually kind of disappeared off the internet. It was a guy called, I forget even what this guy's name was, Maximus or something, some kind of gaming channel type of guy. Yeah, that's but skill again, just a little taste. That's like the first few pages of the book, 116 pages of this graphic novel, ready to
Starting point is 01:12:24 ship. If you can go to the Kickstarter right now, I know there's gonna be any links anywhere, but after that, there's no share screen. So I can't really see what's going on. I'm just kind of like, it's just us sitting here. I'm getting,
Starting point is 01:12:36 I'm not going to sit there. I think you can see us now. See? Oh, there it is. Cool. All right. So it's like a comedy judge dread, kind of futuristic city cops that can do whatever they want. It's judge.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Well, it's judge judge dread a little bit. It's also demolition man. It is co, cobra. There's even a little bit of some of this Steven Seagull stuff in there. Awesome. But then all since 80s, 80s street justice, cyberpunk anime by, you know what I'm saying? So there's a lot of different things going on there. But the crocs of the story, the promise of the premise is butch killing and eventually wakes up in the dystopian future. But whereas in Judge Dredd, it's this very narrow, like
Starting point is 01:13:27 basically fascist thing where you cannot swear and you cannot do it as men. Yeah. And but killing it's flipped on its head. It's more like it's just 24 hour burning man, fast-to-full gay orgy, satanic fucking split. You know what I'm saying? That's the dystopian future. It's the actual future. It's the actual future. Plus, plus what I'm kind of playing with is, but again, I mentioned this before somewhere, like I'm not using terms like SJW or fucking whatever to fuck. Yeah. Woke and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Yeah, but I'm playing. I'm sick of that shit. Honestly, it's just fucking tired at this point. And you want it to be more timeless than that. You don't want this to just be this thing that fits narrowly in this timeframe. So I'm playing with like masculine and feminine energies. And basically butch is this hyper masculine escapist fantasy figure that then wakes up in this babified, pacified, very much chaotic,
Starting point is 01:14:25 feminine energy ruled universe. And he has to figure out how to do with this, with this whole fucking thing, right? And where does he get the part? Yeah, part, where does he get? Yeah, where does he get? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the buddy sleeping max again.
Starting point is 01:14:39 Yes, yes, I like that guy. Yeah, well, listen, this, what you just saw is basically their origin story. Obviously we're going to go into their body cop dynamic. Yeah. But where they met, I don't fucking know. All right. Well, yeah, I just like that. Because he's been awake, but that's like what a cop looks like. That's what's funny. Because this guy's been asleep, right? Yeah. Yeah. Right. So it's he's been, I like the brother. That looks like a vibrator. Now he's got a, you're going to put some up.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Go ahead. Yeah. So, so, okay. So, yeah. So, of course, again, I'm playing with these themes or everything's like fucking gay and babe-ified and all this stuff. So, now, yeah, you can't start your car without sucking a cock first, basically, in this room.
Starting point is 01:15:22 Right, right, right. That's what that's about. But they're actually doing that. Uh, uh, Massey, Thomas Massey is like the only trying to stop this, uh, bill, uh, law that says you have to have a, it's not only a, uh, a breathalyzer in your car, but if you drive erratically, if the car thinks you're drunk driving, it will shut off. That's a new rule for like, I think it's like 2035 or something. Holy shit. And his whole thing is like, you guys can't be tracking.
Starting point is 01:15:53 If you know how they're driving, you're tracking them. Like that's, yeah, hugely illegal. Sure. It should be. I know, yeah. Yeah. I mean, we were, when I was writing writing all this stuff at a certain point, realities started to catch up on the ridiculous nonsense that it was coming out with. Yeah. So then I had
Starting point is 01:16:11 to crank it up to like a ridiculous, almost farcical degree. To stay ahead. Yeah, to stay ahead. One of the funny things, one of the funny things, one of the funny things in an order to block out harmful UV rays, they basically put this dome over the whole city that's displaying 24, seven ads. Sure. But then that's, that completely fucked up the environment even further, even fucking up gestation to the point where like birth rates are completely out of whack. Everything's completely fucked up basically.
Starting point is 01:16:42 And I'm saying. And another, another example of that. Okay, one of the things that started happening, we had these, I came up with these ideas of like suicide, like a suicide, it can't really spoil a lot of stuff here, I guess. This is one of the things I'll say, like a suicide based economy.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Yes, I love it. Dead bodies are being huge as manure to feed the worm fields. In turn to brave worms are being grown to spread. And it's called a humanure. That's what the little shit is going through. It's good.
Starting point is 01:17:22 It's good. Like that actually started happening. Yeah, you's shouldn't. You literally, you have like phone booths that you can knock on and they kill you, you know what I'm saying? Like suicide booths and shit like that. Like that stuff is actually really rapidly. And they do end up using names that are that you would use in like a dystopia comedy.
Starting point is 01:17:41 Yeah. Like whenever you see one of those things on the news, like what the fuck would you call it like that? Yeah. Um, yes, it's hilarious. And I think it's funny too, because I am sort of like an exhalerationist. And the reason why I think I became this through writing this story, I'm like, we need
Starting point is 01:17:59 to just fucking pedal to the metal. Hurry it up. Just let's get through, let's go through how we are we going to get Kim out of the other end? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's this, I feel that way with the economy too. It's like, well, here comes, like everyone's like, well, here comes a big crash. It's got to come to big crash. I mean, like it's not, it's just, it's just another one. It's just going to sink. We're just going to kind of glide into hell and through hell. It's going to be like crash landing in Jupiter.
Starting point is 01:18:25 You know, it's all there's no ground. You just slowly sink into a burning a bit. I think they're even they even like adjust to strategy and like a Gaza right now. Like Israel, they thought they could go full pedal to the metal carpet bomb the shit out of it. Yeah. Then they didn't get to support. They thought they were going to get to know to kind of like, okay, let's just do it like we always do guys, the boiling frog. Let's keep that, let's get that up. So that's sort of seems to what's going on right now. I do love seeing Israel on its heels.
Starting point is 01:18:54 I cannot believe that it can get support, I can't believe that it can get support for just wiping out Gaza. I was sure when that started that the whole world would be like, yeah, fucking kill them all, kill them all. No, come. But now they're like, well, we found this mind-confined kid's living room. So that's pretty bad, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Test testing there.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Yeah. So you're a voice actor stopped working with you because you're so based. How based are you? Is that a? Oh, so freaking based. I went for one of my I do a show too on it's called Sven's Dreams. You can find it on Sven's staffles.com. One of my episodes I went to Auschwitz to find the pool.
Starting point is 01:19:42 Oh boy. Pretty based. Did you find it? I did. You did find it. And another thing is, so they're very strict that you cannot get away from like the crew or the group like the two. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:19:59 So I had to get around taking pictures and stuff and then not getting mad at me. I was so stupid. I, I, I, I, sorry, pretended to be retarded. Yeah. So I was standing there like a re-side this picture. Oh, hard did you have to pretend?
Starting point is 01:20:14 I got that, not that much. I mean, they would have said hard to tell you to pretend. Yeah, you asked me how based I was. I mean, like Pierce Brosden, I be like, I wouldn't believe he was retarded. Just looking at him, just catch me on a bad day. I won't have that.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Exactly. I just kind of slip my legs like this, sort of like Mr. Beening it like, like, axles. That's all you need to do. Really? That's all you need to do. And people stop asking questions. Yeah, that's a pre.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just, yeah, something else is going on because their mind will just extrapolate that there's other things going on. If you see somebody kind of walking like that, like a pigeon tail, a blank look on their face, then it's like, oh, he can, it's probably not even a real camera. Let him go. You can have like a retarded build though. Like you, you know, you're stalking. You got to be like very like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got retard strength I can tell that's a ranger thing sort of like yeah similar bills it looks I think it's
Starting point is 01:21:10 similar type of guys you and I it feels like there we are unless you're wearing like multiple sweatshirts then you've got retard strength I was this is one funny thing that happened when we were into Auschwitz. Oh, it's so cool. I'm glad I'm glad Auschwitz. Oh, it's apparently. Yeah. There was like a touring car bus outside and it had like an error or like something was wrong with its claxon with its horn. And they were trying to find the owners of this fucking bus, but they couldn't find them. So So constantly while going through Auschwitz, we had to hear this. Oh.
Starting point is 01:21:48 Oh, my God. Constant loud horn. It couldn't be took away from the atmosphere. Yeah. And two more things. They couldn't find the bus. They had a horn for, what is this like, the time machine, like they're summoning us to be gasped, right?
Starting point is 01:22:06 Or eaten? Whatever they do. I don't know. Original, not the new one. Right. But enough about Auschwitz. You know, we've talked about Auschwitz for way too long, I feel. So what's been your cartooning career?
Starting point is 01:22:18 You're very good. I'm really excited about this. I'm back in the, you can get the, you can back the digital copy. I'm like, you know, which is cool. I mean, just for a little bit to help you. Yeah. Anybody listening can do that at Butchkilligan.com, I think. And please review it. Let, let that lady who reviewed, what's his name again, Eric July. Yeah. Yeah. Take a look at my book too. I would.
Starting point is 01:22:45 I hope it comes up. Yeah, I'll really like that guy. I got so fucking insulting. He's throwing a couple fits. I've got some videos of him throwing fits. He's he's throwing a big fit last week. Yeah, over the last week. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:59 What have you been doing? Nothing really. Nothing really. Okay. Yeah. It's going to fun saga. I'm still catching up on the whole thing, but yeah, it's been really funny. Does this arid your life stuff. Yeah. It's called again. Riververse. Yeah, right. Riververse. I saw. I saw.
Starting point is 01:23:17 A silk shone. So he made, you know, I've been asking everybody, what's your favorite part of Isom? Yeah. Yeah. And then that kind of caught on because nobody, everybody like, looks like they're shitting in their pants when they get asked that. All these celebrity, all these e-selebrities. It's like, because they have a reddit. Oh, they have a reddit. They have a reddit.
Starting point is 01:23:33 Yeah, sure. Or, because nothing stands out this, or nothing is good in it. So they, they can't say anything. And they don't want to say it's like, they can't say anything because then it, it calls their judgment into question. It's like, well, you can't, you know, right, and you say it's like they can't say anything because then it calls their judgment into question. It's like, well, you can't write it and you say it's good because it sucks.
Starting point is 01:23:49 Right. So, that toehead pronouns guy went on this big rant about how saying, what's your favorite part of Isom is like disingenuous and Eric July called it gay, but then that didn't work. So then they made it into a t-shirt. Oh, it's, let me find it. I saw that. I was so fucking funny. But with a toehead, you mentioned we went over that guy too on my stream.
Starting point is 01:24:16 That guy is so fucking gay, dude. My emotion was broken. My emotion. What a guy. Because of the frown ads. Yeah, holy fuck. Yeah, what's your favorite of T-shirts? Yeah, what do you think of that guy?
Starting point is 01:24:34 That guy sucks. That's like the prototypical consumer, just fucking filthy bug man. Yeah, you know? Yeah. He was really, really, really upset because what was he saying was something like and he's like in front of a wall of Funko pops, it couldn't be more of a cliche.
Starting point is 01:24:51 He's crying about it's really about it. I think it dropped down at the start of your video game to pick your pronoun and a space adventure where I mean, if you have faster than light travel, you can definitely change your gender because of have infinite energy. Right, man. What's your purpose? So trying to take it back. Yeah, they're taking it back.
Starting point is 01:25:09 Taking it back. Yeah, I get it. Which is hilarious because it's like, this would never exist as a shirt on its own. Right. Like no one would ever have a shirt that's what's your favorite part. That's fucking dumb.
Starting point is 01:25:24 So it only exists as like an inversion of reflection, right? Which is just beautiful, which is my favorite type of art. So it's got eyes on with his arms crossed looking tough and then the alpha core guy looking tough on the other side, like they're threatening you. They're going to fight you if you don't have a intimidating. Yeah, it's intimidating. We're kind of looking down at them, though, to really tiny guys, really. Yeah, they are. They're looking up at you. Yeah. That intimidating, if you're thinking about it. What's your favorite, like they're like tough, right? What's your favorite part? It's almost like a, like the worst army out
Starting point is 01:26:03 of all time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite part of the army? Gonna be an army of one. Um, and I just want to know what is your favorite part? I still want to know. Yeah, honestly. Yeah, just tell me what part, any part of it, that was good to you. Right. Um, yeah. Here we go. Let me go back. Yeah, and then somebody made a joke about, where are you to show that the meme like did you even read it? Oh, yeah. I don't know where that is, but I did.
Starting point is 01:26:31 Somebody changed the shirt. So it says, did you even read it? It's funny. It's so, it's so cute. It's so cute. It's poor guy. But you asked me my, my, my, my starred in cartoons. If you could pull up on a, Span Stoffles, I
Starting point is 01:26:46 come, there's a tab called cartoons. There's some of them there. You might recognize some of them and it that, that Biden, one day got really big that they ripped and then put on, on a, got on Joe Rogan and then it got on a, oh, really? I think, I think that Trump, Jr., even retweeted that one, but of course they clipped my fucking my tags out of it. He get no credit. I got nothing out of it. Of course, I see chip chips in which I'm a George. George Floyd. That was kind of funny.
Starting point is 01:27:17 Do you ever seen that one? I don't think so. Let's see. I miss him so much. I miss him so much. Come on. I miss him so much. I miss him so much. Come on.
Starting point is 01:27:38 I miss him so much. I miss him so much. I miss him so much. I miss him so much. I miss him knew that. Now it seems all the same. Oh, you got it. Shove in with a Nazi arm band, feeling on his neck. But now George Floyd's in heaven. OK.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh boy. All right. That's that one. I recommend an earnest movie in the, uh, recommended, yeah, right. Follow up to them. Okay. And that one, that, you've probably seen this one. I think Joe Biden says they're gonna, I think you might have seen that one. That's it everybody I Oops, I got hairy legs that turned that that turn
Starting point is 01:28:35 Blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down So it was traded and then watch the hair come back up again. They look at it. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap. He loves kids jumping on his lap. It's perfect.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Amazing. You didn't see that one. That one was the one with the last one. And then amazing. This one, that last one. That one got me into that anymore.. That's one guy. That's one guy. That's the guy. I'm a party.
Starting point is 01:29:07 I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party.
Starting point is 01:29:15 I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party.
Starting point is 01:29:23 I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. I'm a party. So this is around Corona. Literally Corona hits. I had to flee New York in order to get back into my country. I was at New York at the time. And then this meme starts to pop up about Corona Chan, which I've been doing if you remember this. I do remember that. Yeah, this little Asian anime girl with like bond bonds.
Starting point is 01:29:41 It's like virus balls. And like she's all cute and stuff. And I'm like, how the fuck is this a proper representation of this deadly virus that's happening? So I thought, I know what I'll make a little bit more of an accurate representation of this, which did not go over well. Ah.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Oh, great, great. So it's a hot body of what a gross face boy making out with a bat. Yikes. It's more accurate. Yeah. Don't know why I don't know why they didn't play me either. Right. Listen, I grew up with like, yes, to money, European cartoons and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:30:25 We were used to a lot worse than stuff that was going over in the United States. Sure. Really, even kid stuff was filled with tits and sacks and just edgy shits. It's a media. It's like, who uses shit? What's a fuck? But then of course in America's like, this harkens back to the Holocaust. He was like, you know, so does it? Okay. He's back to the whole like
Starting point is 01:30:49 You know so does it okay whoops We're in about other people's kids Tits in violence at least in cartoons right didn't definitely Yeah, yeah Yeah, I mean running stimpy's one of my greatest influences I would say. Yeah. I could see that. That was gross. But I got, I went at hit. I got like, that one went like 15 million on Instagram and another thing. It went fucking crazy.
Starting point is 01:31:15 And then my phone started blowing up to the point where I couldn't use it anymore. It was just, everywhere. It was all just fucking die white pig. You fucking piece of, yeah. Cause of the coronavirus one. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I can take it away back there. Oh, God. Fuck it. And it kept going and going and going. I started screenshotting fucking death threats to the point where like there's no point in this. It's just an endless stream of death threats. I might have broken the record of death threats. It was so many.
Starting point is 01:31:57 It was like per second. Pupipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipip They were doing petitions. I was on Asian news website. So stuff like that. So they had like a file photo of you of smoking like 50 cigarettes like Homer Simpson. This cartoon is. It was even worse. I was in Trump tower and I had a Trump had on as a joke and I was just looking like this into the camera like a fucking psycho.
Starting point is 01:32:23 That's the picture they use of me. And of course, yeah, it really looks like an evil psychopath. But yeah, so that's finally at some point that ended, thank Christ. But yeah, so I will think twice now about doing something like that, like that ad in Frank cartoon idea, because it's like, is it worth it? No, it costs me more than it gets me, you know what I'm saying? Well, they did, they did something like that on Instagram, where they tried to like reboot Anne Frank.
Starting point is 01:32:54 Oh, it's real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, Israel, some, some group related to like anti-Semitism group, they would make posts as though Anne Frank had an Instagram. Oh, God. Yeah, let me try to find it. You see, you see that? Literally something that was thinking about like out insensitive and fucking manipulative
Starting point is 01:33:16 that would be. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck, I can't find it. Maybe it was TikTok. Oh, yeah. Or it's not acting. Or it's not acting in corpse, basically.
Starting point is 01:33:26 Yeah. Yeah. Where are people on TikTok making fan edits of Anne Frank? Maybe that's hyperborean edits of Anne Frank marching with the black sun behind her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I tried to find these things. these little gems that pop up. No, they, I know.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Oh man, this is so funny, but I have no way of that. That sounds so good. Did you hear that they were going to do that? That's BLC for Fortnite. We're going to put a Holocaust museum's in Fortnite. You can visit the Holocaust museum. Oh, buddy, I had that guy on the show. Real?
Starting point is 01:34:04 Yes. We had him on, on biggest problem, Luke Gerard. He is surprisingly based. He's like, he hates the ADL, because he says the ADL is like making people hate Jews, and they're like, they're so aggressive. It makes people like non-responsive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He says, he said after the show,
Starting point is 01:34:24 he said like, you know, honestly, the number doesn't even fucking matter. It's that they're killing people because of their race. Like in France, they only, in France, they only killed like a hundred thousand Jews or something like that. That was, that was what he said. I don't know, you know, I don't, I'm not an expert. I know, I'll cause me to be sure.
Starting point is 01:34:38 Sure, sure, sure. But it's the point is that why they did it. And I'm like, wow, I've never heard anybody say that. He's surprisingly cool. And he hates all these billboards in LA that are like, when's the last time somebody tried to shoot up a church? Remember that one that we saw, Sean? It was like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:58 I'm gonna go out shooting or something. It was a very aggressive. It was a very aggressive ad on how. Well, that's, yeah. Jews have to worry about synagogues, you can shot up and you, lucky that's yeah, you have to worry about synagogues can shot up in you lucky white Christian men don't have to worry about that shit. He hated those. Even though that has happened too.
Starting point is 01:35:11 But then why is he putting a Holocaust Museum in De Fort Wright as a farce? It's as a guy. It's all Holocausts. That's the other thing that I didn't, it's not just the Jewish Holocaust. He's putting like every like Rwandan Genesis, he's putting whole genicides in it. Yeah. I really, I went in there wanting to fuck with him and trip him up and make fun of him,
Starting point is 01:35:30 but after the interview, I was like, fuck, man, you're right. Yeah. Well, he's more reasonable, I guess. Yeah. I can't wait to go there. Can we just pay the visits? I was asked into like our people allowed to like, you know, stand in any kind of formations when they're in there that they want to.
Starting point is 01:35:50 Like, no, it's like, no, it's like, hobbo, like, hobbo hotel. Yeah, back in the day. And he goes, no, no, it's one at a time, like, it's own, it's singular. He had a man, he had all of his bases covered. I just couldn't bust them. So, yeah, that's cool. I was in a hike a couple of months ago with my buddies in Germany. And all of his bases covered, I just couldn't bust them. So, yeah. That's cool. I was in a hike a couple of months ago with my buddies in Germany.
Starting point is 01:36:09 And our feet were so fucked up after two days. We were like, is there anything else new? We're kind of sick of walking. And it was like this Hitler Nazi, like an old Nazi school bunker type of thing of a museum. Should I get a fuck it? Let's go there. And as we go in there, right next to the entrance and exit, there is a, what is it called? A contemplation room.
Starting point is 01:36:34 You can go in there to cry if it was just too much for you. And by the way, this is nothing. It's literally just some costumes and that's it. No debts happened there. It was like a recruitment facility or something. I'm saying, but still, if you're just so, oh my god, I just need to go into this room to cry. They had a dedicated cry room basically. We have one of those. It's called the bedroom. Yeah. Yeah. The entrance of your studio there. Yeah, yeah. I just thought I've done it, oh man, I just seems like that seems like such a marketing
Starting point is 01:37:08 ploy to even put something there. Like, come on. Like as I'm going to have to cry from this. Just take me to God damn gift shop. They have it. Do you know? In the outskirts, the big one, the big one, like the gate, you know, have like the ice.
Starting point is 01:37:22 Just small ice. Yeah. You have like, it outskirts brick and now, and you have the one one like the gate, you know, I've like the ice. I just want to. Yeah. Yeah. You have like a Auschwitz brick and now you have the one with the Archbite, Mothry gate. That one. We're iconic one and that makes you free. The train, the train rails with the gate. That one is a little bit further away.
Starting point is 01:37:36 That has a fucking gift shop. They made that, that gate is a goddamn gift shop. I have, I have fridge magnets. I have Auschwitz fridge magnets right now. I'm a fridge. Wow. Should I go get them? I'll go get them.
Starting point is 01:37:49 Yes. Yes. Is it worth the 12 bucks? Is it? Boy, that's so crass. I think so. I can see this. Yeah, why?
Starting point is 01:38:02 Yeah, back it up a little bit. Oh, yeah, okay. So you see these, you got a fridge magnet that has a picture of the gun size for all of it. I got it from the gun shop. Where are they selling any lamps? Wait, one second. I can't hear you.
Starting point is 01:38:20 Oh, that's just for the best. That's real. Did they have shot glasses? Shot glasses? Why not? I wish. It's a lot of books. I mean, this was the funniest I thought. It wasn't really, it wasn't really a lot of funny stuff. They haven't crossed over into funny ironic stuff. Boy, yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:38 Like you're a jobber, son. No, boy. God damn. As you can buy a striped pajamas swag, I copped striped pajamas. Strea like a far side comic where he's pushing the gate at Auschwitz, but it says pull, you know, the way that you look. Yeah, that's right. Or a nice lampshade. That's what I said when you didn't have your headphones. So how are things in the Netherlands, I guess, in all the, you guys are ahead of us when it comes to government crackdowns on your cells, right? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:39:17 I just assume you're in spots. I feel like all the saw to me and all that type of stuff is more like an American export. So I kind of look at America, what happens over there and then again, a little election season here. So everything's in sort of in high gear. A lot of protest as well. We have a lot of a big Muslim community here in the Netherlands too. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:36 Oh, do you just a lot of fucking bullshit? Yeah. Yeah. Nice beautiful, just nice, reasonable people I find. Anyways, so we have a sort the thing here in the Netherlands, you have the extreme left wing, a WEF type of political parties. And then the conservative right wing is basically like Mossad agents that are like,
Starting point is 01:39:59 siopping everybody as well. So it's just, you know, there is no choice within this democratic ischeme illusion. There's no reason choice. Nothing else to do but make cartoons. Yeah, that's cool, man. Yeah, you could do it. Yes, plenty of other stuff to do, but, you know, I, I chose this, this is static existence. Well, you know, let me see. What do you add on here? I put your Kelligan kickstarter. You got I'm pretty good. Excuse me. Vito got 70 grand for his, uh, boys. Okay, well, we're not there yet, but we have a couple more weeks to go. Uh, we're not. What happened to you? Was that his first book?
Starting point is 01:40:35 Hey, your father was his super killer book. He made seven. That's pretty. That's pretty decent. Uh, you're at 12, 12,000 bucks. It's pretty good. You're at 12,000 bucks. It's pretty good. Butch kill again. Yeah. And we're also running in Indiegogo at the same time with a variant cover. That one also has a couple of K in there as well. So it's probably close to like 15 almost probably.
Starting point is 01:40:56 I don't know. But yeah, we hopefully we can get it out to 70 K. Two. So everybody, if you have not ordered your book yet, please go check out the Kickstarter and go pre-order your book. Again, this is one hundred and 16 pages ready to ship. You're not backing my dream. That I know I have to maybe realize in a two in a couple of years. No, this is done. You're getting your book. Boom, after campaign has finished fulfillment starts. So that's a good selling point. Yeah, Vito is delaying his book. He's in
Starting point is 01:41:25 like, he's pushing it to February now. Cause you know, you guys, Vito's books never happening. You should have never backed that you should have waited for a butch killing. You know, sand is a scheme. This is a fucking just kidding. I'm sure it's going to be great. Are you ever coming back to America? You coming back to New York? Yes, I might actually go, I've heard reports that there might be invited to a comic con in Texas. Oh, yeah. August might be doing that. Last time it was in New York City, he didn't have a great experience there.
Starting point is 01:41:59 Why not? We had to run from the subway because there was a shooting. Talk about this in my last. Oh, pretty exciting. I know. Shooting on the subway. It was a shooting. Talk about this in my last. We got exciting. I know. Shooting on the subway. I was pretty cool. Listen, here's the thing.
Starting point is 01:42:09 We were walking down. We got violence. You got to get some of that. If you listen to a listener of mine, just tune out. I've told this story recently, but we were walking down into the subway station and all of the centers like gun sounds, but it doesn't sound like Hollywood. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
Starting point is 01:42:25 like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
Starting point is 01:42:33 like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, And what? Nobody could have warned me. Nobody could have said anything. So they just, they did bold. So I'm running and I'm running and we can't be running. And I'm at the point like, can we just stop running? Holy shit. Like this gunman, there's no way he's going to catch up to us. But one of our friends, he had like a police scanner app on his phone or some shit. So he knew exactly where to go and what was happening. Oh, wow. So we were running. I mean, when I was telling this story,
Starting point is 01:43:06 some people in New York, they have to be prepared for this shit, I guess. So yeah, but we ran outside of all of a sudden, like, like a movie, like, you know, cop cars pulled up. And it turned out to be some bum who just shot at a train or some shit. Nothing too big, but yeah, it was, it was pretty nuts. That'd be fun to shoot at a train. I think like throwing, but yeah, it was a was pretty nuts. That'd be fun to shoot a train. I think like throwing rocks at a train. I mean, I, I, when I was a kid, I did, I threw rocks at a train.
Starting point is 01:43:31 Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. I'd rather ride a train and shoot it all the bumps. Yeah, that'd be cool too. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be pretty cool. Is that, does that happen in Butchkelegan?
Starting point is 01:43:45 Shooting it, Bums. A lot of Bums shooting. There is some gratuitous amounts of violence, yes. This first book has a very long twisted psychedelic trip scene in it. It's pretty cool that people are raving about. But yeah, I don't want to spoil too much. I feel like giving away way too many little plot points already, but you just got to experience this for yourself, guys.
Starting point is 01:44:11 No, you can't give away too many plot. I think you give it with the right amount. Yeah, I got a feel for it. I'm invested. Yeah, comedy, demolition, comedy judge, judge, shred, demolition, man, I'm in. Yeah, sure. That's something. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:21 And I'll say, listen, see, I remember one of the things today when it was making like the covers and stuff like that and the promo images. I was like, you know what, I'm gonna remove all these frowns and I'm gonna put them upside down. I'm gonna give this guy a bright smile. Ah, like he's ready to go.
Starting point is 01:44:36 We don't say this all these other comics, everybody's like this. Ugh. Yeah. Yeah, he is. I see him smiling at him. Who wants to pick up a comic but where he guys guy's like, sitting like this, I'm gonna cover like, oh, I can't wait to delve into this guy.
Starting point is 01:44:50 I'm sure he's a lot of fun. Yeah, this guy's a fun to hang out with. I know it's gonna be good because how much hate you have in your heart. I can tell how, you know, it's just boiling and seething under the surface and you're barely letting a little bit out. I'm ready to pop. Yeah, that's what I want to see in an artist that is a poet. Yeah, I'm about to snap. You're going to see me in a newspaper on a bullet at some point. Sorry. All right.
Starting point is 01:45:19 Thanks, man. Thank you for calling us. Yeah, dudes. Thanks for having me. Thank you. Because yeah, I won't be able to stream onto my in my regular channels because it's been fucking striked by the clients and steens, but thank you guys. I've been a lot of fun. Gotta do it again. So yeah, yeah, definitely. I'll take it again. Butchkelegan 100 100 episodes 100 issues. Right. Let's say it. Pleasure. So 100, thousand issues. Thank you so much, guys. So you have my peace. Pupu, pupu.
Starting point is 01:45:51 What'd you think? I like him. Nice guy. Yeah, he's got a practical joke, sit-off sweats. I mean, you know, like it, I pretending to be retarded. You know, like anybody with a sense of humor can't be all bad.
Starting point is 01:46:06 I agree. That's. Uh, twang wangler says, I love Lord Miles been following him for years. I surely thought he was dead. Yep. Me too. Pretty wild. Pretty wild.
Starting point is 01:46:19 Uh, Lytton Radner says, um, I was watching the unsubscribed cast. Hmm. And I didn't expect to hear, uh, the AK guy mentioning Dick Masterson. Leighton Radner says, I was watching the unsubscribed cast. And I didn't expect to hear the AK guy mentioning Dick Masterson. Get him back on the podcast. And then he sends this link. Do you remember the AK guy, Brandon Herrera, gun guy? Oh, yeah, sure. Okay.
Starting point is 01:46:40 Yeah, he was on another show. He was talking about me, I guess. Let's see. Let's see what he had to say. Yeah, I remember him. He's running for Congress now, I think. You see? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:54 That'd be awesome, if you want. He's super, super pro-gun. Yeah, what's kind of a story? It's kind of a big thing before we got self-contained cartridges. That was a big thing. There got self-contained cartridges. That was a big thing. There's a lot of steam punk prototype weapons that were all air powered. There was one I had not heard of, and I can't remember what it's called, but actually Dick Masterson was when he told me about it.
Starting point is 01:47:15 He's like, you're a big gun guy. You probably know this. And it sounds like you. What the fuck kind of impression is that of me? Yeah, you're a big gun guy. I am a gun guy. I know about that. It's a little, it's a little, it's a little domestic,
Starting point is 01:47:26 a little normal, a Donald, yeah, is it, is that how I sound? Like, more like Donald? I don't know. That would spin really, Tony told me about it.
Starting point is 01:47:33 He's like, ah, you're a big gun guy. You probably know this. And I did not, he's trying to get like, you're like, you're a big guy. You're a big guy.
Starting point is 01:47:41 That was basically just like a bowl that would spin really fucking fast and I don't hold in it. Oh, Brad. Okay, well, yeah. I'd love to talk to that guy again. Yeah, yeah. He was on a while ago. He was.
Starting point is 01:47:58 Let's see. Okay. Chris the Kiwi, Israeli poop truck. Ryan's is a birthday survey. My girlfriend's friend. Did you ever read this last week, the birthday survey? Oh, yes, yes, you did. Yep. Um, mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:48:15 Yep. Ryan Dunns is why women go to the bathroom together. They can shine while out with my girlfriend. And three of her fat, idiot friends, I finally figured out why women go to the bathroom together. Each of her fat friends are wearing jeans that are multiple sizes too small. And I was wondering how they even got them on. Their bellies look like a roll of Pillsbury croissants spilling out of the can. Okay. Yeah. Disgusting.
Starting point is 01:48:47 The, the, no, their description for like a muffin top, basically, right? Yeah, but grosser. Okay. So anyways, one of them goes to the bathroom, and the other two girls go with her. When they came back, I saw that one of the belt loops was ripped on the biggest girls jeans was flapping in the wind. Okay, the fucking here, you trying to pull them up, right? And yank the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Yeah, come on, come on you bitch. That's hilarious. The other two girls go with her. When they came back, I saw one of the belt loops of the biggest girls jeans, you know, flapping in the wind.
Starting point is 01:49:30 It finally hit me that the only way those jeans could get on is for each of her friends to use the belt loops to hoist the jeans out. You know, it could just be her using the belt loops. They're not, they don't have the upper body strength. You know, maybe not. Maybe two other women to hoist them up themselves. Of course, they don't understand that that's going to rip the loop. Obviously, why don't they just buy clothes that fit them at their current size?
Starting point is 01:49:56 Well, because that's a blow to the, a blow to the soul. Women are getting fat so fast now that clothing companies can't keep up with renaming the size label. They used to just increase, they used to swap. We used to have sizes under that. Small. You don't know this, but small used to be the biggest size. And then over 100 years, now it's become the smallest size and we have things disgusting
Starting point is 01:50:20 sizes for women like large and extra large and medium, barf, but they're not going, they're getting so fat so quickly that clothing companies can't keep up. Ooh. Um, I know they will not be slimming down anytime soon. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, that's a loop flapping in the, that's funny. Maybe that's what's happening in women's bathrooms. Walk in there.
Starting point is 01:50:42 They're not doing coke. They're just helping each other get back their pants back on. Somebody should like invent a thing where they can like, they can jump into their pants, you know. Use, like use gravity to, and like, Vaseline and stuff. Yeah, so they, you know, that way nobody has to, yeah. But it's the gut. I know. Yeah. All right. Okay. Chris Primers says graphic pro Israeli ads in a children's video games. I don't know about this one, chief.
Starting point is 01:51:15 The company I'm employed at does a lot of work for a few Jewish Christian groups that get Americans to support Israel via donations. Mm-hmm. Ever since the war began, we've been running at least one job a week for these groups every day. Our one job for these groups every day.
Starting point is 01:51:29 It does offer me the ability to work. So I'm over time and claw back a fraction of that money we're sending overseas. So what is this that you sent here, Chris? Their ads are out of control. I've never seen ads quite like this. Like it's, I think it's because of the initial, like they're like, wow, we're kind of getting a lot of shit
Starting point is 01:51:52 for this, not only are we not getting support, we're getting some shit. We got to really hit the marketing team has got a really, they're everywhere. Like the ads are everywhere. Yeah, they're everywhere and none of them are good. That they're really, really heavy handed. Like cigarette ads, anti-smoking ads are not this graphic.
Starting point is 01:52:11 No, no, no, no. Um, and they have all the subtlety of a pimp. Here is when he first saw it. Oh, okay. I don't know. Where's the sound? Terrified is when he first saw it, he was shocked. He looked quite disturbed. He knew it was something he wasn't supposed to see. Maria Julia Assis's six-year-old son
Starting point is 01:52:35 was playing a puzzle game on his phone at home in London when the game was interrupted by a video showing Hamas militants, terrified Israeli families, and blurred graphic footage. One of the first images that appeared for him was, like a child's backpack with lots of blood. What the fuck? You putting that in a puzzle game?
Starting point is 01:53:01 Yeah, that's, go check this out. It's a bunch of kids eating, kill and stuff. Yeah, it's not like, go check this out. It's a bunch of kids eating, uh, kill and stuff. Yeah, it's not like that's, that's not, that's not going to go well for you. Like whoever's it, it's making these decisions, you know, you guys got to fire your ad company. It's higher me. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's not, the stuff you're doing is not working. No, kitten, kitten fiddlers says, um, um, hey, dick, this is a response to pro lapses message last week about caring about And Kitten Fiddler says, Hey, Dick, this is a response to pro lapses message last week about caring about current issues. People on social media who post about current issues,
Starting point is 01:53:33 deep down don't give a shit either. The shooting in Maine happened and being from there, I paid attention to social media and their response. A girl I usually keep tabs on posted about it on Instagram, stalking you. Yeah, I was regularly tabs on posted about it on Instagram. Yeah. I'm stalking you. Yeah, it's called. Yeah, I was regularly coming out of my mouth during shootings, happenings about her opinions on it.
Starting point is 01:53:50 Within an hour of the shooting, she said, gun control, now! And then proceeded to make it about herself, yeah. Yeah, a couple of hours, a hundred miles from her hometown. This is right. Of course. Of course. A miles away.
Starting point is 01:54:04 Yeah, how do you block there and maybe a week or two? How do people not, they can't not do that. She lives three states away. After that, she moved on to posting pictures from a Halloween party. She went to. Sure. I let it sit for a few days to see if she would post any go fun memes for the victims, nothing like that. No, no, no, on to the next. Here's where the secret comes in. The people who scream, silence is deafening, and I see everyone who doesn't say anything. If we can't pick a side on a complicated issue, out online, don't actually give a shit themselves.
Starting point is 01:54:32 Oh, we know nobody gives a shit. Once they cash, I mean, all that like support, either way, it's just, at most, you're posting a flag on your profile, right? Like sure. Sure. Once they cash in the brownie points of likes, retweets or whatever they move on, you should choose to not give a shit either. It's probably healthier Like sure. Sure. Sure. Once they cash in the brownie points of likes, retweets or whatever they move on,
Starting point is 01:54:46 you should choose to not give a shit either. It's probably healthier for you. Yeah. It's hard, though. It's exhausting. Yeah, yeah. They wear you down with the caring about shit and then they hit you with an ad for a big Mac or for you. Yeah, and in a moment of weakness, you gain 50 pounds. Yeah, exactly. For rename all the clothing sizes. Marriage advice. Oh boy. This isn't meant for the show. And I doubt you'll see it. What kind of?
Starting point is 01:55:15 What kind of show? Defeated attitude. I don't exist outside of the show. Wait, so is this? He does. He want. Right. Does he want it? I don't have that.
Starting point is 01:55:23 I don't know. I know. I know. I know. That's what I. I don't respect that. I know, I don't. I apologize. I don't know if he knows you. I think this is a trick to make me read it. Probably. Reverse psychology.
Starting point is 01:55:33 He's not saying what is this about the check. But I have a crisis on my hands. Here's the straight to the point. I got with my current wife at 18. She was 17, married two kids. Now she's 32. I'm 33. Okay. That checks out. Yeah, that checks out. Right. You're living in the same timeline. Good. I got caught up in making money and being and being a good dad. You're laying on a bit thick.
Starting point is 01:55:58 Okay. Here, buddy. I got caught up. I just got so caught up in being great and wonderful. Right. I got so caught up in making money and being a great dad. Right. Somehow she's pissed off. Somehow my dumb wife's pissed off. Yeah. I got caught up making money and being a good dad and fucked up on being a good lover.
Starting point is 01:56:17 Uh huh. What's that mean? What that means? She told me, she told me she wants a one time pass to fuck another man. Okay. And I'd get one too. You get to fuck another man? There was some other shit like me being way too into video games and being out of shape.
Starting point is 01:56:46 Stop playing video games. Work out. Yeah, I've just let her fuck the other guy. You're right. What am I talking about? You fucking cares. I have no interest. I have no interest despite my lack of religion. I feel like it's kind of cool.
Starting point is 01:57:08 We only have had sex with each other. Oh, okay. What do you mean? I have no interest. Oh, oh, oh, you have no interest in fucking other guys. What in fucking other guys? Fuck another guy's. After three months of working out like crazy and quitting all the addictive bullshit,
Starting point is 01:57:24 I mean, the best shape of my life and happy for it. Okay. What you said on the biggest problem about someone, I feel bad, I feel bad that your wife has to fuck a fat fuck like you. I've said that a lot. Sure, I've said that a lot. I said that about Eric July, resonated.
Starting point is 01:57:41 I want to be someone she wants to fuck. The advice on the internet is all over the place from cringe as fuck to weird mind game bullshit. What do you recommend? How do I blow this bitch's mind? He wants like sex tips now that he's in the best shape of his life. He's conqueror's a bitch. I like get her attracted to me. Yeah, right? You know, well, that's tough because they're so insane. I know when it requires like listening and some feedback. Yeah, it does. It does.
Starting point is 01:58:16 Yeah, they get really. It's like, you have to give them what they're not asking for. You know, you can't give people what they want. You can't give people what they ask for. You have to give them what they want. That's the secret to dealing with women. That's why I'll advertising caters to them. What it's based on, how do I blow this bitch's mind after three months of becoming a...
Starting point is 01:58:34 Why, how I blow this bitch's mind? That's great. I mean, okay, it's two kids. Two to three months of becoming a better spouse and getting in better shape, she says she wants to stick this thing out with me, loves me and wants to keep the family together. I mean, how serious were they talking about, you know,
Starting point is 01:58:52 like I mean, man, fucking, asking about fucking another guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whew, that's, imagine what she's not asking. Yeah, right? She loves me and wants to keep the family together, but I gotta give her this sexual excitement she deserves.
Starting point is 01:59:13 Well, I assume that that's her words. Deserves. Yeah. Certainly you don't think like that to you. Ha ha ha ha. She's hot as fuck. Seven out of 10 in the real world, 10 out of 10 to me. Okay.
Starting point is 01:59:33 That was unnecessary. You can tell me how big our tits were. Well, you weren't supposed to read this. You weren't supposed to even see this. Thanks if you read this. And thanks for not killing yourself. I feel like I deserve a thanks for that too. But you got, you got a little bit of depression going on here, but your fucking wife's obviously not
Starting point is 01:59:52 making you happy like she should be. So, you know, this bitch needs a reality check. Kind of, I mean, I don't know how... I mean, there's, there's problems. There's got kind of family running here, being such a great dad, but you're playing video games too much. Yeah, but it's hard to say, but he's stuck with me.
Starting point is 02:00:15 Such massive bitches all the time. You know, like it could be like, she's just an awful person, heranging him for the smallest thing. I mean, I guess that's possible. And he would say the same thing about her. Like a guy with a totally nice wife would say this, would say the same thing as a guy with a total bitch.
Starting point is 02:00:37 Well, because most people don't have much perspective. I almost, and also comes from a, it could be from a lack of experience, too. Yeah, I'm almost more likely to assume she's bad, the more compliments you give me about your wife. I can say, how's your marriage? You're like fine. I think, okay, she's probably fine. If you're like, yeah, I love her like so of a she's a seven out of 10 to anybody else, but to me, she's an 11 out of 10. I think she can you blink SOS. Are you being right? Yeah, held against right now. I'm not being detained. I'm I'm I being detained here? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:19 Just say the word and we'll kidnap you. Yeah, yeah, I think the, I think head games is synonymous with listening. Okay. In every, you know, yeah, listening and then taking, you've listened to women, you hear what they say, and then you take it and you throw it in the garbage, and then you, whatever is left, that imprint, then you use that to deal with them. I see. So not what they said, but the impression of what they said left on you,
Starting point is 02:01:51 the literalisms of their words. The spirit of the law versus the letter of the law. Because you'll get bogged down in the details, trying to, yeah, exactly that. You'll find yourself on a list of stuff. But what they actually want is to just have a huge fight and then apologize the next day.
Starting point is 02:02:08 Gotcha. That's satisfying for them, right? Because they've been heard. Yeah, because that's the way they process, that arouses them. Passion. You're gonna find that. Some sort of passion, yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:22 Unless she's a huge bitch, I mean, I don't know. It's impossible to say. Yeah, I don't know. It's impossible to say. You don't know them. You don't know them. How do you give advice for both? Perhaps she's wonderful and you're too nice. You can be too nice to turn somebody off, give them the ik. Yeah, yeah, sure. Sure.
Starting point is 02:02:40 Mix it up. You gotta be a different person and see the one that she wants to fuck. All right, right? And then just be that person. Right. You could be that person all the time. Right.
Starting point is 02:02:56 But just when you wanna have sex, be that person. Yeah. You didn't learn this because you got married at 18. Yeah. But the rest of us learned, I go, okay, I just, if I want to fuck her, I gotta just, today I'm a nice compassionate guy, today I'm a loof, to next day I'm a manipulative psychopath, I'm a really vulnerable, you know,
Starting point is 02:03:18 somebody with the motions and stuff. Yeah, yeah. You gotta figure out which one, and you gotta be, be whatever one, or just play video games and let her fucking another guy Doesn't matter like Sean said And thank you for not killing yourself slumber says Hey dick, I'm a long time listener. I started halfway through the old show and one thing that's always interested me was your opinion on religion and
Starting point is 02:03:44 spirituality always interested me was your opinion on religion and spirituality. Wow. Spirituality, that's what religion for women, right? They talk about themselves and stuff. Maybe. Spirituality. Well, if you're the, I'm not, you know, like a, I reject, I reject organized religion, but I believe in, I'm more than the sum of my senses and my experiences.
Starting point is 02:04:08 Sure. Yeah. I have talked to many very intelligent people in my life, ragging, and have found that smart people are often religious to some degree, or at least agnostic. Yeah, that's true. Particularly the latter. One of the exceptions though is you, me.
Starting point is 02:04:30 While I'm sure it's somewhat played up, I doubt it. I have, I feel I have watched long enough to tell and you seem to at least be mostly serious. Oh wow, it's a lot longer. I thought, oh wow. I'm not here to try and convince you of a higher power. Uh huh. Has anyone ever said that and meant it?
Starting point is 02:04:51 I, you know, I don't know. Maybe he, there's always, there could always be one. One guy who didn't mean it. Yeah, he could be it. I can't and even if I could, I reject a proselytization. I just want to learn about your belief, as previously said. I believe you to be a very intelligent person. I'm personally of Catholic tradition and gnostic faith. And I love learning about religion and religious history. Below are some of the thoughts I have. I often have when you talk about these things
Starting point is 02:05:21 in the show. One, wow, you got a whole list. Oh wow. Do you believe that reality or the universe that greater than the material had to start ignoring the big bounce and similar theories? Do you ever believe there was a point of nothingness? No, I don't. I think time is a construct to describe entropy. So in order to posit nothingness, you're just creating a new thing that never observed.
Starting point is 02:05:52 Do you think there is any existence or reality higher than the material universe, which we inhabit? Sure. If yes, what connection to our reality doesn't have? None. Are you easy? Yeah, you're going through these. Do you disbelieve in an afterlife? Come on. Mm-hmm. Are we really? Is it 2023? We still think in there's afterlife?
Starting point is 02:06:16 Oh, like a ghost like in Roger Rabbit when the weasels die. Yeah. Right. Well, you're up there being like a guy. Yeah. Fucking complaining about heaven. See up there being like a guy. Yeah. Fucking complaining about heaven. See, this is what he means by, this is what he means by some of its played up. What's played up about that? You know, fucking stupid is it. Like, oh, wow, heaven. Oh, shit, this is great.
Starting point is 02:06:36 My back doesn't hurt anymore. You know, God damn well, so many people believe in an afterlife, just like what you think is on your head. It sounds stupid though. What the fuck, what is fuck, what would it be? Just describe it to me, like Bill and Ted too. Oh wow, station. Yeah, everybody's got their own mental picture.
Starting point is 02:06:54 I'm sure dogs have one too. Yeah, yeah. Do you believe in an afterlife? No. Because there is no God, higher power, or because you think that such a world would not care for us or reality or our reality. Man, it's just like people are afraid to die. Do you guys not get that?
Starting point is 02:07:18 Nobody wants to not ever see their parents again. Yeah, but you're not. They're dead. They're gonna die and that's it. Yeah. Sucks, there's not some kind of zoo where people live forever, whatever connection you have to them is unbound by time. Right.
Starting point is 02:07:36 Don't fucking pee. I'm just going to have it and bust them all out. Yeah. Also, they go to hell. Is that it? Or is it like a mono, a mono culture where it's just you and facsimiles of everybody you remember?
Starting point is 02:07:48 Yeah. I think that's what the Greeks had. It was like, their shades were like copies of them, but it wasn't spirits. It was just like, yeah, I don't know, yaks. And I know you believe that the perception of reality is tied inherently to one's physical being Do you think that consciousness is a neural network similar to RAM or once the given information is stored and no longer relevant to the current process at no longer exist in consciousness?
Starting point is 02:08:17 Or do you think that consciousness is a singular state of being that lapses into oblivion once neurons are fully replaced? I don't believe in consciousness. Yeah. I don't think there's any free will at all. If you read this, thank you for your time in advance. I hope you respond, but I understand this. Probably not the kind of email you care to answer. I get a lot of these.
Starting point is 02:08:35 Do you? You get a lot of those? Yeah. Well, like, you're not gonna read this email, but. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Either way, thank you for the great show. You're welcome. You know, you could believe in an afterlife, I don't care.
Starting point is 02:08:48 No, just don't get to, don't give anybody any money over it. That's where, you know, don't put yourself out. Yeah, I mean, if you want to think that you might never get to go to that time share. Yeah, you know, you want to believe in an afterlife, that's fine. I don't really care. I kind of think without religion, we just like, we have, like somebody evolved, a human
Starting point is 02:09:12 evolved religion like the thumb and it let us build civilizations and protect each other and without that, we just murder each other and stay little for, well, we're like it, humonguelesses, you know, no ethics or morals. Everything has a reason. It serves a, it served a purpose. Evolutionarily. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:33 I mean, the, the, your, just your behavior, my behavior. Yeah. Like, there's, it doesn't mean that it's a good behavior or that it's, that it's helpful, but you, everything you do, there is a reason that you can, like the way your fingers pucker in water, like you needed that to kill people. Yeah, you know, I actually read about that a little bit where it's like they thought it was like for grip. And then now they don't think that,
Starting point is 02:09:57 but it's a good thing. Oh, they don't think that anymore. That's why, you know, I don't know, but it's like, you know, but it's interesting. Yeah, it is. Cause everybody kind of believes the same shit. Yeah, I mean, there's ancestors. Yeah, they're still around.
Starting point is 02:10:12 Right. I gotta do right by them. Right. Oh, yeah, they're still around. Yeah, they're in like heaven. Yeah, sure. So that's why I have to behave in this way. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:21 That's good for all of us. Right, so I'll go. Okay, so you can go see that. Yeah, it's the whole, sure. Otherwise, I don't think there's anything, anything special about us. Anything you mean just as a species? Yeah, beyond like a dog or a rat or a computer.
Starting point is 02:10:42 Oh, I agree with you. Yeah. Okay, Foxy with you. Yeah. Okay. Foxy Force is woman alert. That'd be a good segment. Man goes to the hospital to have his appendix removed, wakes up in worse condition than he got in, advised to get a CT scan.
Starting point is 02:10:57 Turns out the surgeon couldn't find his appendix, removed part of his colon instead. What? Punctured it, shit spilling into his abdomen. Second operation to save his life from sepsis, collage, the hegg install, the pool of all-sized colonists stomach for months of recovery time. That guy better get a lot of money. Yeah, I gotta get a lot of fucking money.
Starting point is 02:11:21 Let's see, doctors accidentally remove wrong organ. Is that it? Yeah, there it is. Man sues and the doctor was, Syrives says, where's the doctor? Yeah, there we go. Damn it. Those names George Piapp.
Starting point is 02:11:43 Well, it's a woman. Dr. Lasut includes an Damn it. His name's George Pia. Well it's a woman. Dr. lawsuit includes an assessment from a third party Hobart Harris. Okay, so that's a lot of men. Who did the fucking surgery? Yeah. Surgeon. Wait, wait, oh, are they not name?
Starting point is 02:12:03 Well this is the one he sent in the thing. Ah, I don't know where it is. All right, here it is. The surgeon is this woman. Nice, Indian woman. Yeah, they're usually good at it too. You would think if I had to get daughters and if I had to have a woman operate me, I would prefer it to be an Indian.
Starting point is 02:12:32 I don't know why not Chinese because Chinese I think would probably do would would be a little better, but just the I think they would also kind of want to kill me. Because of like, you know, mis-sandry. I don't think an Indian woman would do that. I don't think so. They kind of have things, they seem emotionally to have things a little more together. That's just one man's opinion.
Starting point is 02:12:58 Yeah, you know. Yeah, USA, it's a- What if it's your comfort level with life saving surgery? I don't have a choice, obviously. Whatever they wheel me in. Yeah, of course. I guess to you then, please don't cut my penis off.
Starting point is 02:13:14 Yeah, following the surgery. I can't find your name, but. How do you not find an appendix? Yeah. Would you think that, man, if I'm going in and I go under and it's a woman doing it, I'm like, oh boy. This is no, I'm coming back.
Starting point is 02:13:33 I'm gonna go to a different hospital. And then she shows up there, like, oh, yeah. Yeah. This is my rotation today. Ah, no! Removed part of the colon. Okay. Now, aren't there other? There's a surgeon is not performing an operation completely alone, right? When you're opening up a, a, a domino cavity. Aren't there people who have been there and like kind of, oh, that's like an appendix? What are you doing?
Starting point is 02:14:03 An appendectomy is, it's not an uncommon thing. Yeah. And it can be hard to tell a part. Can you just think about your goo? This is so. I have got a fish. You know, that's I've got questions. I've got questions like, did nobody,
Starting point is 02:14:17 it's like no, I'm the goddamn surgeon. Don't you tell me what the fuck an appendix is and is not? Yeah. Maybe it was a Friday. And if I say this is the appendix is and is not. Yeah. Maybe it was a Friday. And if I say this is the appendix, this is the appendix. Needy Udiivar and Paul Herman. Uh-huh. Paul Herman?
Starting point is 02:14:35 What? They were the surgeons. Yeah. Oh, two of them fucked up. Two of them fucked up. Oh my God. Ha, okay. Oh, God.
Starting point is 02:14:44 All right. I think that's it. Oh my God. Ha, okay. Oh God. All right. I think that's it. Yikes. Let's do some voicemails. Okay. Oh, we have a Eritrea Lys stuff too. You know, do a couple videos of his ass.
Starting point is 02:14:58 What the hell? What the hell? Why not? He had his new Alpha Core book. He did. Coming out. Yeah, here's Eric Chulai accusing Ethan Van Saver of doing a coordinated attack on him.
Starting point is 02:15:18 Yeah, he's getting the, he's paranoid. Yeah. Yeah. Eric Chulai is the one who said, who wrote a text to Ethan Manchaiver saying, if you, if you don't stop playing the middle, oh, yeah, right. The fence then when I go on shows, I'm not gonna play the middle with you. Yeah. Like implying that dude. Yeah. Like blow your fucking brains out, man.
Starting point is 02:15:40 When people draw, don't try not to in your life draw really stupid lines in the sand. Like it's easy to become prisoner of the moment. Yeah, yeah. The emotions get ahold of you and it's like, don't just think about it. Like you don't, because what you're gonna end up doing is alienating people who are like, yeah, I mean, like I think you're generally right,
Starting point is 02:16:03 but like you might be a little wrong on this. It's like, if you don't think I'm fucking totally right about fuck you, then you get everybody on that side of the stupid line that you drew. Yeah. That's what happens. Here's Eric Tuck. That's the ADL.
Starting point is 02:16:19 I think he's upset because his Alpha Core comic only sold immediately $900,000, which would be just a massive success, except he's spending money like a drunken sailor. So, yeah, he's blowing it all. We have maybe that's why a certain someone is co-sign and haters and doing bitch-made shit because they felt you weren't putting them on enough. Mark said, well, I'm gonna tell you what happened. I know exactly who you're referring to. It was a window of opportunity. You never says anybody's name. Yeah, it's
Starting point is 02:16:52 a name. Yeah, you know, you know, opportunity. Because I don't think this was at no fault of the customers. What happened was that riververse came through through and I think for and I can see where that can be annoying. But Ripperverse came through and there was there's a guy who was doing his thing and because people they kept in the delivery of it. They kept comparing. And what happened was that that person took that person a lead. And so with the reason- What the hell is he talking about? What the hell is he talking about? What the hell is he talking about? Do you see that person took that person a lead? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, person? No, no, no, personal Lee.
Starting point is 02:17:46 Oh, I thought he said, personal people are making comparisons. And that person took that person. I don't know why I heard leave like a leave of that sense or something like. I just it's impossible to understand them. All right. That was coordinated. That it was just random right it was like hey This is the opportunity to take this guy down a peg and he took it
Starting point is 02:18:11 That was all that this was That was they they took it they they thought they thought that this was hey they it was blood in the water I could kind of get back in this like more hierarchical sort of position that I was in whatever you want to call it Or establish that position in this and it's that hierarchy that's in their mind It's not me because I don't care about that. I never cared about being the top dog like I don't give a shit about that Obviously in your mind You're the one saying all this as better while also bringing this person down Down that's all this was it was about ego. That's a hundred down a that's all this was about ego
Starting point is 02:18:46 That's 100% what this was always it was about ego had nothing. Oh, it was about ego Okay, all that's gonna do it nothing else. Oh, yeah, obviously to your point. Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't an accident You know what I mean that? That that that there was a To your point maybe that's the reason why certain someone was cosine and haters and doing bitch made shit. That's why they did the bitch made shit that you're referring to. Man, can you just like it's all that it was like a normal human being. Oh, John, you've been out of the ghetto for a long time. Come on.
Starting point is 02:19:21 That's why this that's why this person, that's why Ethan was conspiring with my detractors to cause harm to my comic book. Yeah, right? Right. Not whatever this gibberish is. Stop making us fill in names where we think they go. Black weathermen can do it. So I know you can do it, Eric.
Starting point is 02:19:45 Just think about your words and your sentences before you say them. Make sure your points are clear. Use names, active verbs, and cut down on the slang, or else it's very difficult to understand you. Let's see, I got another one. Oh yeah, this is all the what's,
Starting point is 02:20:04 oh this is about me that I can't take criticism. Okay. Let's see, I got another one. Oh yeah, this is all the what's, oh this is about me that I can't take criticism. Okay. Let's see. Hey, hey, the guy got it, they hate, saw success and that aggravated the living shit out of them for some reason. It's fucking weird, man. I get the fuck over it. It's okay.
Starting point is 02:20:23 The whole projection, he can't take criticism, no bitch. You can't handle people discarding yours. So really, as a way of working itself out that you don't actually know how to take criticism because I can accept the world where some people just aren't gonna like the ripoverers. You can't, and you have in a hard time copa with the fact that there are people that actually do. and that makes you feel some kind of way in this fucking
Starting point is 02:20:47 gay to be active like, look, fucking, I can't be a ghost. Uh, okay. I can't take criticism. Yeah. That's, that's what this is about. All right. All right. I can take criticism.
Starting point is 02:21:02 Eric can take criticism. Just fine. Obviously. Obviously. I mean, all right. I can take criticism, air can take criticism, just fine. Obviously, me, I can't take criticism. That's why all this is happening. All right. Well, it's almost like, you said also, you can't stand that some people like the riververse. I suppose that's true.
Starting point is 02:21:21 That's what he said. I mean, yeah, I think the only parallel economy thing is like stupid, so I guess that's true. That's what he said. I mean, I think the only parallel economy thing is stupid. So I guess that's true. Well, we got to pay money to it and then we have our own Hollywood. Well, that's not what Hollywood is not about. People compulsively giving money. It's about making good stories that people talk about and stuff. Okay, maybe one more.
Starting point is 02:21:44 No, we'll do voicemail. What's your favorite part? stories that like people talk about and stuff. Okay, maybe one more. And then we'll do voicemail. What's your favorite part? Oh yeah. This is what's your favorite part? Controversy continues. This is Eric with a bunch of other people. I don't I guess they're all comic guys.
Starting point is 02:22:04 Yeah, which I think is the best character scene for Avery slash isom that like a freaking love that. But that is what's implied. Sure, makes it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes it even worse. Makes it even worse. Yeah, so you see that.
Starting point is 02:22:16 You do see that in a isom too. You learn actually why Avery ended up quitting to the scene that Gary is pointing to. What's the your favorite part of Isom? Ha. Gary is pointing. What's your favorite part of I some of you? Yeah, we asked Gary. Well, that's your favorite part. What was. Yeah, it actually was.
Starting point is 02:22:31 It was actually. Actually, I like character moments and that was a great character moment. So, there you go. Yeah, we deal with, yeah, I mean, it was, we deal with super, oh, sorry, without trying to appear as if I've read the book. Obviously didn't. Obviously haven't. Okay, promise. But yeah, we deal with heroes doing heroic shit all the time. Hey, I just want to have one half point. There's independent books that I've read. I have read them and you could ask me what my favorite part is, but I can't remember because I read him five years ago.
Starting point is 02:23:05 And I never got the second one. So, you know, it's kind of tough. Why is it so funny? I don't know. And in hell, go ahead and do like a few weeks ago. No. All I know is it was fucking stickin' chicken and make it translate mingay. That's all I can remember from that.
Starting point is 02:23:23 Oh, and we're gonna get to that. Moller can come back at that point. We're gonna get to that. Oh, wow. This is like, these guys was like a millions of subscribers. Is that right? And their favorite part of I-SOM 2 is that when he quit, you remember that part?
Starting point is 02:23:40 Uh, because that girl got killed or something with a bad guy. I honestly do not remember that. You remember. I had trouble getting through the second one. It's tough. Well, I just kept thinking I was like, I was in a very sleep deprived period when I read it. So I go knocked it right out.
Starting point is 02:23:58 Yeah, but I was just like, man, I feel like I'm just fucking baked right now. Like I'm literally not like my, like my reading comprehension is at an all time low. Like I got to go back and read, like what was I supposed to get something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there
Starting point is 02:24:15 was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there
Starting point is 02:24:23 was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got something out of there was I like, I got are guys who spend their every day, every waking moment, talking about how shitty like Disney is and Marvel is. Yeah, yeah. And then they're gaffing with laughter about their favorite part of I-SOM together. Right. It's like a whole self-help group for nerds because I made fun of their comic. favorite part of I-SOM together. Right. It's like a whole self-help group for nerds
Starting point is 02:24:47 because I made fun of their comic. Yeah. That's funny. All right, here's something from Riley and then we'll do some voicemail. Okay. 30 already shit. Yeah, we've been cranking.
Starting point is 02:25:00 Yeah, you got to see next Tuesday. Previously on the clip of verse Oh, if another verse if you don't, let me shave you all hell the clip of verse. I some cannot save you. Oh, if another verse if you don't, let me shave you all hell the clip of verse. I some cannot save you pull off. Can't pull off. Ignore those for chat you son of a bitch I want to What's up? Telling it to me as he Riley the king of the clipper verse. I'll come on. I'll get two bucks at home
Starting point is 02:25:35 You get the other guy I'm out of pull-up Fuck it I'm outta pull up! You're a fucking pussy! If you don't say sorry, we're coming for you! I'm just around. He's dressed like Wolverine, really is. I'm a bubble. I'm Canadian bubble. It's just insane. I'm a bubble.
Starting point is 02:26:02 I'm Canadian bubble. It's just insane. I'm Canadian bubble. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm Canadian, Bob. Voice mail, voice mail, here we go. Oh, Chris, the Kiwi sent some stuff to you. I'll do that next week. Okay. This one. It's on other rates for you.
Starting point is 02:26:45 Having expensive fucking hobbies. I don't understand how like fucking a dumb flashlight that attaches to a ballistic helmet that I have because I have a fucking ape and I like to go life shooting because I'm retarded. I don't know why a fucking night vision flashlight is $500. It's literally in front light and a fucking normal white light. It should not be $500.
Starting point is 02:27:10 That's a stupid fucking piece of metal that connects my stupid overpriced tubes to my helmet. It should not cost $500. It's fucking insane how expensive gun shit is. My head says that like protecting from shit and whatever are like one hundred bucks fucking my gun is ten thousand dollars for no fucking reason it's just expensive I have no idea how I've spent so much money into this always that's right I don't fucking trust the government feel like yourself what is this guy going out in and I'm a furry so there's the cost that you all the money. He's got a $500
Starting point is 02:27:48 cash. That's the only helmet. Yeah. I'm shooting at night. Just the flashlight. Oh, yeah, just the flashlight for his helmet. It's like $1200. It's gone as 10 grand. I mean, he thinks he is like John Cena, the Marine. Yeah, right. I mean, you know, I'm out there. Do you think he paints his face when he goes out to go shooting? Who knows what that costs? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I got a rage. I'm not sure what to call it. I'm a fat guy and I'm doing a really shitty java losing weight. I'm only like, the thing is on 2.15. How the fuck am I supposed to look at myself in the mirror with the whole day every morning? And then walked out by seeing bean bags falling around there that are two of me fucking hate bad people.
Starting point is 02:28:45 You hate bad people. We need to figure out how to kill everyone better than me and then I guess kill me, that's not like you. All right, let's figure out how to kill everyone. Figure it out. And then we gotta kill me. I guess the only solution that there is, that wouldn't be bad.
Starting point is 02:29:05 Let's just amp up the trans fats, get rid of these people. Yeah. You know? So, Zimpyk gonna kill all the fat people. I don't know. Like, they're all loading up on Zimpyk. Yes, so, huh. And then they're gonna shit their bones out,
Starting point is 02:29:21 like, throw up their stomachs. Right. Like, the actual stomach organ. Yeah. I don't think that shit's good. You know, I don't know. Right. Like the actual stomach organ. Yeah. I don't think that shit's good. You know, I don't know. I think it's easy to be everywhere. But maybe it'll just wipe out like some of them.
Starting point is 02:29:32 Maybe. The fat fatties. Well, I'm sure then the cost of air travel will go down again, you know what I mean? Yeah, thank God. Yeah, I'm sure, yeah, yeah, right. Sure. Uh, okay. There's more about, right. Sure. Uh, okay.
Starting point is 02:29:45 There's more about fat people. Okay. Hey, Dick. So in my travel this week, I had occasion to be at a fraternity house with the construction manager. You see, what had happened was this past weekend, the boys had a party and they invited a bunch of girls over and they managed to buckle the floor of their main living area. Now I was in here with the construction manager and all these young men were college age men, fit, healthy, healthy,
Starting point is 02:30:14 very average weights. Dick, you know what this means? These bitches are getting so fucking fat. They're affecting the cultural integrity of existing construction methods. We're gonna have to change regulations. We're still building houses. Maybe no more two story houses. It's all gonna have to be on the safe, no crawl space.
Starting point is 02:30:38 Yeah, cement. Cement floor, reinforced cement, like rebar, industrial industrial quarter inch rebar Farrow concrete. Yes, and a carpet. That's gonna be the future No one would floor is nothing that feels nice on your feet. I just these guys. I just I feel bad because like they're gonna Definitely lose the security deposit on that You know like that's they're like a weight maximum for a house? We've never thought about that before,
Starting point is 02:31:08 but because of these women, and now it's, now we have to think about this stuff. Yeah, I mean, we used to say stuff like that, and it would be funny. It'd be a joke. Yeah. Now it's serious. Right.
Starting point is 02:31:18 Speed bumps. No more, we can't have those anymore. Right. So kids are gonna get killed. Yeah. People are driving a hundred miles an hour. Yeah. You know? Wow, well, that's a shame. I feel most sorry for those poor boys.
Starting point is 02:31:30 Yeah. You're putting on a party. Right. Attracting these hippos like at the rave. Oh, man. They should do like, remember in the 80s when they would, those guys would, the pita would see a fur coat and they would throw paint on it. Yeah. They should do that with fat chicks, just throw mayonnaise on them.
Starting point is 02:31:50 When they come out of like Arby's or something, I yell at them, Ferris murder. Yeah. Mead is murder and they throw it out and they're like, so Dick, you're doing this thing where you say meat is murder and you throw mayonnaise at people, but we've noticed you've only been doing it to fat women. Are you sure that you're doing it for the meat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's meat is murder man, right. I'm gonna go mayonnaise some more of these fat hose tonight. Okay, how about this weird out.
Starting point is 02:32:24 a dedication on the mix me a rage is face book market place everybody's just so fucking flaking on the first person to complain about the sun shore but you can't even give away shit for free on their house i was trying to give away of twelve pack of soldiers right because i was having a party don't need them anymore so i'm like a couple of times you know you don't need the soda for the first person's like i'll be there and i'll be there thirty minutes and two hours pass nobody. Then a second person just stopped responding. Three sodas. And then, and you know, I just put it out on the porch. I said, anybody else
Starting point is 02:32:53 interested? Just come and grab it. It's on my porch. Four people said they were interested. Next morning, it's still on my fucking porch. Fuck these guys, honestly. Like what is what is up with people that are no no it's kind of a weird thing to do for soda they like buy for like six bucks bomb a peanut butter on my balls because he was eating on my asshole you know that's hard to find well you can't order that it I think I think people are a little suspect of free soda like a show given right it's like okay what's half eaten cake? Because they mentioned, hey, some guys given away a 12 pack,
Starting point is 02:33:27 it's like, what are you stupid? Why would you go pick up unknown soda? Yeah, I'm not eating a shit friend. I don't know what you've done. I don't know what you've done. Do it. Yeah. I know it's sealed, but who knows?
Starting point is 02:33:39 Maybe you're some kind of a, you're all agrobated too. You're probably weird in the DMs with them. I don't know. I mean, is's soda still available? Yeah, buddy. Just don't fuck me over like the last couple of people. You're interested in it. Come get it.
Starting point is 02:33:52 I don't waste my time. It's an odd thing, it's an odd thing to give away. It's an odd thing to do. It's a lot I want to do it now. I want to go list some soda on single soda. Not tampered with in any way. I think it, right, right. I think it raises a lot of people's suspicions.
Starting point is 02:34:06 Uh, yeah. Don't be drinking soda. Somehow something was done to it. You know, I, how did you, oh, how did you buy too much soda for a party that only a 12 pack? How did you buy only more than a 12 pack worth of soda? I don't know. You just never going to drink soda.
Starting point is 02:34:24 Uh, all right. well, that's weird. Good luck, though. Sorry, we came down on the opposite side. You probably figured we did on that one, but... Yeah, Crenzus people are annoying, but... Yeah. Because they're weird as selling soda. He's talking about Facebook Marketplace.
Starting point is 02:34:40 Yeah. So, not really a... A rage. Yeah. So not really a rage. But last night I I had a, uh, drunk, sleepwalking thing. I, uh, I got a totally shit house, uh, just in the living room. Counts just, you know, mine and my own business. Have fun watching YouTube videos, scrolling on my phone, watching some Netflix or Ooloo or whatever. And I'm like, I don't think I've had enough for the night.
Starting point is 02:35:34 I better go to bed. So I spumble the bed, crawl in, according to my wife, then I proceeded to wake up at like 4.30 in the morning, walk over to our closet and put on one of her t-shirts, which was very small. Take my underwear off. So now I'm just sure to sure to freeze. Sure. I can just open air and soak it in life. I guess. But you're white shirt on and then I just went out to the living room and decided I was going to sleep on the couch.
Starting point is 02:36:20 Bitch put that out. We'll tie the shirt on. And no thanks. I don't like this voice mail because I'm sure he took pictures. It can balls to the couch. Now it's putting that idea in my head. Like, so doing this? Yeah, the idea is accepted in there now.
Starting point is 02:36:41 So maybe if I get so drunk, it might happen. I might do it thinking it's a thinking I'm playing a joke on myself. Yeah, I mean, that's the first time anything has, he's done anything like that, I guess. Well, so he says, I mean, maybe other people, you know, maybe he's done it and nobody was home to know. Although, I guess he, maybe, and then maybe he went back to bed.
Starting point is 02:37:00 I guess he would know that he did it. He wouldn't need his wife to tell him if he woke up with her t-shirt and naked other than that on the couch. Maybe she put it on him as a joke. Right. I'm going to go with that. Maybe as like a way like, hey, this is a wake up call. You need to call. You need to call your drink and yeah. I don't like that voice mail, sir. I don't like that. I played it. No. Oh, okay. I don't want to be thinking about that. I kind of enjoyed it. Uh, I guess maybe I don't like that voice mail, sir. I don't like that I played it. No. Oh, okay. I don't want to be thinking about that. I kind of enjoyed it. I guess maybe I don't drink anymore. So there's probably nothing. It's all fun games for you. Right, right. I get to write
Starting point is 02:37:33 a fall fucking fun and game. The rest of us that might happen to. Yeah. All right. Hey, Dick, it's a. That really drunk guy who doesn't want to be named. Say, say'm in the 4th episode of the day. They make ash. I've been catching up. I listen to the most recent every time it comes out. But that I also just go back and listen to random episodes I haven't heard yet. I'm about 200s and catching up. But you know, I'm getting there.
Starting point is 02:38:19 All right. And 181 and 322. You had a very similar range, my friend. And I had a very similar range as well. So I've been just going down this rabbit hole lately of trying to figure out if I'm a fucking autistic psychopath and not. And from everything that I've found and all of the doctors I've talked to and all of the clinicians I've talked to, I'm not just a track path. I haven't fucking murdered anybody yet.
Starting point is 02:38:52 Psychopaths don't necessarily work. It's not about murder. You know what I mean? What you want? Shit, I interrupt it. But you don't act on the path. Somehow, I haven't fucking murdered anybody yet. I have violent
Starting point is 02:39:06 interests involved all fucking daily. This is a bullshit I view. You know what I mean? It's just, you know, it is what it is. But like you don't act on it because you know, you don't want to do it. Jail consequences are the only thing preventing you from fucking committing a dick mass shooting. Well, yeah, that's why they're there. shooting. Well, yeah, that's why they're not doing it. I don't know. You know, the white people. Uh, I mean, you don't get in trouble with the color. So that is, uh, this is all a joke.
Starting point is 02:39:31 Uh, don't take this seriously. So the love of a fucking guy. Uh, no, seriously, though, I have some diagnosis, uh, autism and psychotic. Uh, it's not going to hard to deal with it. If you want me to call in, fucking let me know. I've got to read hard to be into it. Not on that phone. I'm going to lot of shit. Yeah, you have to get a new phone. The only thing is, I'm not old yet. It's going to make some money if you're an autistic psychopath. You should be working at no ash plant, gotta be CEO. Okay, you're gonna lay off the booze, switch to Coke or something.
Starting point is 02:40:11 Switch to a high functioning drug. Get things done, drugs. Yeah, get things done, man, don't be thinking about yourself. Going to doctors, clinicians, talk to them, people about yourself, take the narcissism out of them, autistic sacrifice. You can make something of your life. You got a gift from God.
Starting point is 02:40:32 You got a rare gift. Humans have been relying on us for millennia to do special things that only we can do. You got to find it. Stop wasting your talents from God. All right, last one. Okay. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Yeah. What makes me rage is when like people complain about how you don't have a risk and other you live in LA instead of living somewhere safe or whatever. And I miss the days when you were in like the prison in the ghetto,
Starting point is 02:41:05 was all like, you know, the homeless people roaming around. 21. Couple of fights, domestic, you know, domestic disputes. Oh, that's savage was great. Like, you never know, like Sean might get raised out by a homeless person. Yeah, but anyways, don't ever leave out like,
Starting point is 02:41:22 just stay there. Switches. Yeah, I don't worry, I'm, you know. It's okay here. Maybe I'll move to El Salvador or something. Oh yeah. If you're gonna go to the murder there, you know that? What's that to have?
Starting point is 02:41:37 They cleaned up all the murder there. Really, it's not as, not as dangerous as it. It's just through them all in prison. Oh, it's amazing. Oh, there you go. They did that in San Francisco this week too. Did they? No.
Starting point is 02:41:48 They cleaned up all the homeless because XiPing's coming into town. Oh yeah, all this. The news some said, well let's get rid of all these fucking homeless people. We got to, you got to put them out of the way. Yeah. No, I mean,
Starting point is 02:41:58 maybe XiPing could do like a tour of every communist city in America. Sure. So we, so Gavin Newsom would clean up the city a little bit for G-Ping to come in, go up to Portland, take a water of fire hose to some of those protesters and some off. Some soap on out. Help the smell. Yeah, you'd smell like you could use a shower stinky, just shoot fentanyl out.
Starting point is 02:42:21 It's like a one dollar bill gun. Fucking scooby snacks. Yeah, you go, you fuckers. Go around like a mariachi trod out. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Clean them up. Get out of here. Couldn't believe they did that.
Starting point is 02:42:39 Cleaned up the whole town. Hey man. You could have done this at any time. Where's motivation? Motivation, you know,, you need the proper motivation. Embarrassment. Yeah, being embarrassed for short-paying. Well, so we're having company over.
Starting point is 02:42:51 And then he comes over. Oh, yeah. Look at very nice here. Right? Yes. Oh, wow. We're out to humrish people. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:43:01 We know you have them. Right, right. I will put them. I wanted to see them. Actually, we put them in a camp. Yeah. Just like you guys. Right, right. I want to just. Oh, that's very good. Very good. They're being educated. Yeah. No. Definitely not. That's a shame. Yeah. That's a shame. You have them work on it. You work, you can educate them at the same time. Yeah. Work on it. This fucking city, what a shit hole. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:43:29 All right. Okay. Let's see. That's a more to say about that. That's a good answer. Goodbye. Thank you. I'm gonna have pizza.

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