The Dick Show - Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

Adam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman goes on a hunt for her dead husband's seed, turns out PizzaGate was real, Conspiracy Fearists, a guy's mom dies for lack of AI, and someone has a problem with my advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah, we're doing Rick and Morty this morning. Yeah. Thank you, honey. I'm going to treat myself with a little bit of audio today. Hey, there you go. Oh, just a tiny taste. Oh, yeah. I'm not worried about the tonightus anymore.

I was just going to ask about that. Nah, I don't care. I'm just going to ask about that. Nah, I don't care. I'm just going to blow them out. Did it go away? Or, nah, it didn't go away. It's been there for, what, two and a half weeks now. So I imagine it's permanent. Still thin.

The same volume. Yeah, pretty much. Identically the same volume. You mean, so it's the high pitch ring, like it's just always kind of there. What's the most amazing thing about Tinnitus is, yeah. It's distinctly different from the sound that I get when women are talking. It is.

Which is at a different harmonic or whatever frequency, which is more like a, oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now I have this, he high pitched dog, wine. And then if a woman's talking to me, I have a, oh, it sounds like a symphony of anoint, a symphony warming up in my head, but of anoint. Totally dissonant. Not hard, not harmonious. You know, like you nailed it somehow, Sean, I don't know how you know that intuitively,

but you did maybe a younger man probably wouldn't have known that, but yeah, it is actually dissonant and unharmonious. Right. The two together. It's worse than the sum of its parts. It's like a great arrangement, right? That's what I'm gonna call women. It's worse than the sum of their parts.

Wow, that's pretty good. You gotta input your own meaning in that though. I'm not worried about it anymore though. Well, that's good. Because, nothing, I'm gonna just blow them out. I got some little ear plugs. Those ear plugs you sent me. Yeah, yeah. I got those. Let me make sure I'm gonna just blow them out. I got some little ear plugs. Those ear plugs you sent me. Yeah, yeah. I got those.

Let me make sure I'm broadcasting. I got those. The ones like the anemotic ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are pretty damn good. I put them in my head, right? I put them in my ear holes. Yeah.

I got them real deep in there, right? And then I put my headphones on and they have these little things that stick out so you can pull them out. Because like, there's other ones that were like, toddlers with macaroni up our nose, but somehow the earplug people are real fucking worried that you're gonna lose their earplugs inside of your brain. There's another one that's plugged with like chop sticks

sticking out the side of your head. So I tried them with Vito and deaf noodles and I put my headphones on and it's like Headphones are like grinding that the plugs deep in my brain Dog getting pet like an old dog Digging out of here. It's like frank inside neck. Oh, it's going into your ears. All right. Ah, I'm gonna throw up Like I'm laughing at deaf noodles It's like deep it's way deep in there. There's got Yeah, you know what, I'm not chopping these off though,

because I'm gonna lose a fucking ear plug in my head. Yeah, well, there are some that are like flush, where it gives you, on that page, that's what I need, flush. Flush, oh, when I first learned that term, I never knew how much joy it would bring me in my life. Flush, yelling at women and lesser men. Flush, flush, get it, get it, just get it flush.

Get it flush. Right. I was like, well, fix it, fix it. What do you mean, fix it? Is it get flush? You know, it's like, is it look too far out? What is flush and you not tell? Fucking look at it.

Right. So much joy. No, that's funny actually. I never thought of that. But I'm not depressed about it anymore because I learned what true depression was. You did. At the Adam 22, 40th birthday party.

Adam 22. Adam 22, this world's famous porn star. Oh, I mean, him or Buds, now. Adam 22 is a world famous porn star. Yeah, yes, this show no jumper that I was on and they made me look fat in the thumbnail. Remember that? Yes, I do.

Yeah, fatter in the thumbnail. I do. How old is he? Well, he's 40. Oh, he's 40. He's 40, which means he's younger than me. Oh, yeah? That's a good start to the depression.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Vito and I got on, Vito and I got on the list to his birthday bash, right? You know, Vito too, or we were on the show together. Oh, good. And he's got like a, well, he's a porn star, right? A porn star slash, I don't know, hip-hop guy. He's got a shitload of black people in his audience.

I don't know. He does. He's a white guy? Yeah, he's a white guy. Yeah. I don't know, hip hop guy. He's got a shitload of black people in his audience. I don't, he does. He's a white guy? Yeah, he's a white guy. Yeah. Uh, I don't know too many, I mean, probably Adam is not his real name, right? Not B, maybe. That's like the cool thing to do in porn now.

You don't have like a weatherman name anymore. Yeah. You use like your real name. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Well, maybe the some of the, from Finkelstein, that's just my name. No big deal. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Well, maybe the some of the... Maybe it's Finkelstein.

That's just my name. No big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're very professional people. Have you ever met a lot of porn stars? I haven't met a lot. No, I've met some. I've got many conferences and porn...

It's porn money. It's big books. Yeah, but they're like... I don't know if they take that work seriously. You never see anybody like sloppy drunk. It thrown out of a porn festival, you know, that's more of like, yeah, that's more of like a sales and marketing kind of thing. Yeah. Like, oh, God, because they're so putt and down and straight.

They go away from there. They are. But I mean, oh, you mean the porn stars? Yeah, the porn stars are. I was talking about like, you know, the, like the, when they're, when they're, when they're normally get, yeah, average people, they just start hoars when they're networking. The born people, you know, you think you're like a banking convention executive.

The last thing on their mind. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's probably true to an extent. Yeah, it's like, how do I hook up bigger and bigger deals? I'm going around and if I fuck all the time. There's the question, it's just, it's full of hot chicks. Fortieth birthday party, I'm like, there's more, there's not even, there's just it's full of hot chicks yeah fortyth birthday party like there's more there's not even there's just i've never been to a party a long time where it's not just

there's one hot chick here there are a lot of yeah that's that's over that's almost over well made it's unbelievable they're in flying up in front of me wow jackpods hot girls would turn around behind me there's fucking two more right here. It's the first time I've ever distinctly thought I Fuck I wasted my life. Oh wow. This is what I should have done. Oh Fuck you, okay, they were fucking that's the first time you've had that thought that's the first time I had that thought That must be an amazing feeling I Wasted had that thought every day of your life for since you could remember.

I've never felt like that. That's me. It's like, oh, that's me every second of every day. That's horrible. It's horrible feeling. I can't get rid of it. Yeah. I didn't want to hear the name Adam 22 again.

I thanked him for the invite. His party and he hearted it. I saw the message pop up. And I said, you know what? I don't even want to think about you. You really do know what real depression is. That's exactly what it feels like. That's exactly what it feels like. I get into the party.

I see the biggest hits I've ever seen in my life on this girl. I'm going, oh my god, staring too long, because I've gotten bad at the stair game. I used to be, I can feel my reaction time slipping in the stair game. You know, I used to get it right to the edge, right? Like I know when they're looking, I know when they're looking. Boom, look away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You feel it. I could feel it. And then I could feel her eyes, like I could feel that look in her face. Maybe I'd perhaps find a sheet of paint glass to look at a reflection. Everybody loves that in the gym. Like you know where you use the mirrors. Slipsy mirrors. But man, it's, my time's been slipping on that. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm getting worse. I'm looking away halfway. I'm looking halfway. Well halfway when I know she's going to look, I look away. Or like, you know, a little video game timer. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, I'll look away right there.

Like, I got to get here. Too much. Yeah. I'm going to get caught. I'm going to get caught. I'm going to get caught. I'm going to get caught. I'm going to get caught. But they're porn stars. I know gonna get caught. I'm gonna get caught. But they're porn stars. I know, but I mean, I don't know.

There's still women. And my, see, I'm also sick where, you know, it's like, I don't like degrading female porn stars because that in grades so many women, right? I don't like that conversation where it's like, oh, they're just whores. Like, yeah, but you're saying you're not like, that's very, that would be very misandrous of me to agree with that position. Like, oh, that's hor. And they're only fans like, but don't you have a work husband?

Like, who's the, right? Who's horing who here? Yeah, sure. So I'm staring and then I go, what, look away real fast, but I got caught. I got caught, that's a dead to rights. Like, you know what, I'm just fucking getting caught on this one. I get caught, look away. Fucking staring right into another

of the biggest pair of tits I've ever seen. I'm like, you can't win. You can't win in that situation. I can't win and then Vito nudges me. He's like, hey, check that out, back to the first girl. If I'm like, don't fucking point. Right. I'm already staring, I'm already looking at the tits.

Don't fucking make a bunch of quick moves that she's gonna pick up on her periphery and look over. Don't point. Put the two leterous men staring at her tits, which I was already doing Vito. Just say, look, and I will instantly scan 360 degrees without moving my head. Without moving my head to look for tits, okay? Right, you don't need to point it out to me. If you say look, I'm gonna go and find him right away. That's right.

And a bunch of others don't have a point. Yeah, and a couple others. Maybe the ones that you missed point Pointing is a very rookie thing to you You'd you mean gesture first of all if you're point at tits, you look away. You say check that out. That's right. Yeah. Like, I'm going over there next to those tits. Uh-huh. Are you point? Oh, bleakly. Like, if I, if you had any enormous pair of tits that I would want someone to stare at, I would say check it out. I would point at the crown. Right. So that you would be directed in that way, and you'd know what you meant.

Vito amateur hour, look at those giants. I mean, fucking doing here. Can you get us caught? Vito. Yeah. I'm thin ice already. The first people to ever be kicked out of a porn convention. Seriously.

Yeah. I've never felt so safe in my life. Yeah. I've never felt like there was absolutely no chance of any altercation ever. Yeah, sure. The party. A lot of people there.

What's going to? We've got a grab bag too. Fuck, I got to ask him what's in it. The hell of a birthday. Here was the best part. Well, I thought it was going to be the best part until the crushing depression. Oh, yeah, yeah.

VDO didn't RSVP. RSVP. Oh, really? Party. Yeah. I don't know why if he like secretly didn't want to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll lead her. VDO didn't RSVP. RSVP. Oh, really? Party. Yeah. I don't know why I feel like secretly didn't want to go. Yeah, I don't know.

Because I contaminated. Or if he just like didn't understand how big of a porn star Adam 22 was. Yeah. So he didn't RSVP and I, RSVP, he ride away. I get the email like, boop. Of course. Boop. The site wasn't even, yeah, it said, the site hasn't propagated yet.

We're still building the reservation system. Please come back in a couple seconds. You're just, okay. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I gotta get it. Like you're trying to win tickets. Yeah. Yeah.

Like I'm trying to win Mario Party game. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, So Vito didn't register. So he finally registered at my command. And then it came back. Has your, what, did he get an invite or is he invited? He got to be a plus one. We both got in, but okay. Yeah. So he registered and then during the show, during the biggest problem, the notification came through.

Mine said, you're off, you're on the list. You're on congratulations. You're on the list. And his his said your reservation is no longer pending. Oh So we didn't get on the list, right? Yeah, so he starts panicking and he DMs Adam 22 Yeah, hey, there must have been some kind of mistake like I'm not on the list And I'm laughing at him the whole time thinking I fucked around too long you fucked up your text You're texting the guy like he's gonna go out of his day before his birthday to let you on.

Yeah. He's planning like a multi million dollar party, you know. He's got better things to do with porn stars. He's got better things to do than worry about the likes of you. Getting on the fucking list, because you fucked around, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Adam writes back right away, like, what's your name? And then after the show, he gets a veto, gets a special text to hang. Congratulations, you're on the list. Ah! It worked out, it worked out, yeah. No, wow. It's funny, fun time though.

Yeah, no shit, I'll bet. What is this over the weekend? Just a, for I mean, no. Saturday? No, Friday. Friday night. Friday night. Cool, yeah.

We can recover. I tried to get some girls to come into the show, but I'm pretty sure I failed at that. Oh, pretty sure. They could show up, though. I'm not counting on anything. I don't even care about this life. There you go. I messed it up. You think so? Yeah, you really got the depression hangover there. What's even the point of anything? You really got the depression hangover there. What's even the point of anything? I mean, if anything succeeds, it's never even the most biggest, best comedy festival is not going to look like the porn star party.

So what's the fucking point? Yeah. We even cares. Yeah. There's no way they can't keep you back on the farm. Yeah. Tonight is who gives a shit, you know? Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit, you know, gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit

Where are these people in here? Oh? Yeah Yeah! Yeah! Ah, welcome to Nick. You want to take a unique, unique, lovely gig. Got it! So show where every contest can be a live from I'm Bunker Deepen, the artist of your failure. I'm your host, Nick Masterson, aka the $20 million man. Joining me is always World Touring LA-based

comedian, Sean the Audio Engineer. Hello, De. What's up, buddy? Yeah, you know. How you doing? Good. You excited for Thanksgiving? Yeah, I mean, I do like food.

You like food? You got any good Tel-Offs planned out? Tel-Offs? No. Yeah, it's a good, oh man, I'm a bit, I don't have any of those planned up, I wish I did for Thanksgiving. Yeah.

Really lay into it. I'm thankful for everyone here who voted for Biden for these 8% mortgage rates. Oh, you know, is that the stabilization of, now's your chance. Now is, there's a time every four years where half the country has like the most chance to hammer their relatives for their fuck ups

and they're voting. Because everybody, you know, every election, including the midterms, it's like a referendum on the one before. So it's like, you know, like Obamacott elected, then the midterms, they a referendum on the one before. So it's like, you know, like Obama got elected, then the midterms, they got their asses kicked. Yeah, because it turns out nobody killed a bunch of bankers. So that didn't go the way. Nothing actually happened yet again. Nobody killed a bunch of what? I don't know. I forget what I said. I've

known out there of my depression so much. The kids are getting real into Osama bin Laden. Did you see that? Yeah, they're getting, they're getting real into Osama bin Laden. Did you see that? Yeah, they're getting real into Osama bin Laden. I'm ticked. No. It's nice to see. Really? He's a, I got some hope for the kids. If they're willing to take it that far.

Folk hero? He's a bit of a folk hero. Yeah, yeah. Osama. Oh boy. Lotton, don't you see? Yeah. I got, he had a manifesto.

I don't even know that. Did he? Like a, see? Well. I got, he had a manifesto. I don't even know that. Did he? Like a, see? Well, I mean, he didn't know that either. No, but I mean like toward the end or toward the, no, I mean, I didn't even know they took it down. Cause the kids were loving it.

The kids are loving the man, the, oh, so I don't mean lot of manifesto. I mean, he took it down. He had written quite a bit, I thought. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think he figured out who was responsible for these 8% mortgage rates.

Oh no. That's what the kids are saying anyway. I can see that. I can see that. I figured out who was responsible for these 8% mortgage rates. Oh, no. That's what the kids are saying anyway. I can see that. I can see that. I figured out who's doing all this 8% mortgage. Is it really? He did? Yeah.

Uh oh. Who was it? Take it down. Take it down. You're in a bit. 8% mortgage. Oh, yeah. Why is that even acceptable at all?

Why is that even intratatable and infantisy world? It's never, you know, real estate is a real state as a manipulated cycle of boom and bust. And the crash has always happened. It seems to always be preceded by a new method of lending money by a bank. Yeah, like just how they, yeah. New figures. Uh-huh. They seem to, none of them seem to know how inflation happens.

I watch these hearings every once in a while, and they get government employees in there. Like, why is this inflation happening? It's like, well, you know, because things cost more. Yeah. Is that your, is that the peak of your understanding of it? And then sometimes,

what's your raise the raise? There's so much goddamn money. So if I want to borrow the money that there's too goddamn much of, I have to pay more. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't. Yeah, that's usually, and sometimes when they don't have an answer, they just go, you know

what, we didn't see this coming. Yeah, I know. We just fly it like the fed, we're like, fuck it, no wait, we didn't, we just didn't see this coming. That's the fucking point. People drive you, somebody sees a green light on the road and they don't immediately start accelerating. Everyone's together thinks we got gotta fucking kill this person. Gone, done.

Too much money in the system. We should charge more to borrow it. What? Why? Right. That's, um, anyway. It doesn't matter though, mortgage rates could be, they could be back down to 2%.

I'm still not gonna have a party like Adam 22. Yeah, I know. So I'm leaving fucking cares. Right, who cares? Yeah. Let's take it all. I got a black disabled Santa. Roman and Vesovino finally gets on the list

for Adam 22's party. And he's got this shirt, this flannel shirt that he's wearing over his t-shirts. We buttons up his flannel shirt. And he's like, does, this flannel shirt that he's wearing over his t-shirts. We buttons up his flannel shirt. And he's like, does this look good? No. Yeah. No.

And then he was all self-conscious all night. He's like, well, he made me all self-conscious. Well, you didn't know that? Well, why don't you wear something that you wouldn't be self-conscious? Because he didn't think he was going. Oh. And then he went like right after the show. Yeah.

Oh, shit. And then he goes, I can see that. He pulls out his wallet. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. And then he goes, I can see that. He pulls out his wallet. Yeah. He doesn't have his fucking ID. Like, what are you, how are you even driving around without your ID? Well, yeah. Ah.

I mean, you know, I would, but he got it eventually. Yeah, yeah, I would think, I don't think they would be such sticklers for like, like, oh no, they were, you ever show up with like a, with a expired license or something, where you're like, oh,

it's half porn, half half hip hop so they had like the security was so they literally never seen security like this you know as far as like not believing him that he's of age that's what I mean the it was the guest list was so strict oh got it you had to prove I was going to okay sure so it's like got it yeah of course he doesn't have proof of that I'm actually surprised he got in then he He got he he had it in his car. Oh

He's good a rapper by the name of blueface was performing blueface Which seems a little close. I mean, it's I mean, it's a little insensitive to blue man group, isn't it? I mean, I don't know can't you blueface remember if he had a bunch of tattoos, or if he had like Morgan Freeman's thing. Uh-huh. But his thing was blue face. Blue face. I don't know if he's popular or not. Was it, how was it spelled?

Was it, you know, like, oh man, I'm sure something, something not like you would think, maybe. You got a droll of face, put, scribbled out like that. Yeah. Pretty cool. Blue face. Um, it'sbled out like that. Yeah. Pretty cool. Blue face. It's BLEW face. Oh.

Adam Twinkz, he has a reality show where he sees which black, that's just serious, where he sees which black guy is gonna fuck his wife, I think. He's married. Yeah, he's married. And his wife is like fucking black guys. That's what the, that's the bit that they're doing.

That's the bit. And it's been like everyone sucks. I got a bit. I came, my wife fucks black guys, that's my bit. And they keep up again. Tell them hell of a bit. Everyone like freaks out about it. Yeah.

I guess they just don't understand like what being a porn star is, like you don't really care about sex, all that must save its normal person. That's the whole deal. They can't, I'm sure they can't relate to how that could possibly be like, okay, in any of those worlds. I mean, you know, it's all about how you feel about it, not doing it. There's no way you can, if you don't feel like him, then you can't possibly know.

Yeah. They're making a lot of money though. Here's a, here's a, here's a crazy Israeli woman that tried to get, that is all pissed off that she couldn't get her, her dead husband's sperm in Israel. Oh, like at a sperm bank or something. Well, see Sean, that's what I thought.

If she wanted to go to the morgue. Sean, I'm so happy you said that because when I saw the story, when I saw that they're not letting us go back into this war zone for the, you know, we get this. When I saw the story pop up, I thought, wow, so she wanted to go into like a hospital

that Hamas was like messing with, because you know, Hamas is like hiding in hospitals. Yeah. Maybe she wanted to go in a hospital, a sperm bank that it was attached to and wanted to get the semen out. Oh, is this, okay. Fucked up, then.

Yeah, did you say she's Jewish woman or Palestinian woman? It's Rayleigh. Oh, it's Rayleigh. It's Rayleigh. Okay, so see it says, Shaili Atari's husband Yahaav was murdered by Hamas, terrorists. She did everything in her power.

This is by the, at Israel, this is the, this is the country of Israel wants you to know this. This is what we're, okay. Okay. Power to retrieve his sperm. She did everything in her power to retrieve his sperm. I mean, I don't know about that.

She did everything in her power. If the military is not doing what you want him to do, you got more, you know, as a woman, you got more things you can pull out of the old bag of tricks, as they say, right? She did everything in her power to retrieve his sperm so that their dream of having more children would live on even without you, Hav.

I don't know if that was his, I don't know if that's the same dream necessarily. Okay. Let's have a bunch of kids. Well, we had a dream to have a bunch of kids, and he's dead, so I'm gonna grab that seam and if you don't mind. Yeah, I'll just be right there.

I'll take this to go. I don't know if that's the same dream necessarily. Unfortunately, she was unsuccessful. There are still so many families we can save every minute counts, bring back our children now. Okay, so I thought it was a sperm bank too, but I mean, it's not it was his dead body. Oh, really? It's killed in a war zone that she wanted to extract. Really? It's nuts. How do we know this? I mean, I don't know.

I read it. Somebody posted the article, but so not only was that true, and they and Asriel wanted you to know about this, so this hardship is going to be an article. All right. Well, you could read it. Look, see, she said, here's the article times of Israel. And speaking with the Hebrew media, she blamed the delay on the cumbersome bureaucracy and on the system for identifying bodies being completely overwhelmed. She claimed she was even as a pay 1500 bucks for the

posthumous procedure on her husband. So he's also a filmmaker. The clock ticking. She's fucking arranged that they didn't do it for free. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking. She walks ticking, she walks ticking.

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Don't put this on your, don't make this PR. Don't put this story out. Lock this woman up. Put her in the fucking ground with the husband. That's crazy. Are you fucking kidding me? The state abandoned my husband's body today, she said. Get fucked.

This is your thanks for going in a fighting terrorism, A, did you find my husband's dead nuts in there? Chop chop, let's go get those balls back. That clock's a ticking. Fuck yourself, lady. That's crazy. And they did it. And the cum was not good enough.

Uh, eventually, you say, well, that reach three. You don't tell anybody about that. Israel says, hold up. Actually, we're gonna animate it. Here you go. Here. Yeah. She made a fucking cartoon. But a gripping fear prickles through Shiley's entire body.

And it's outside their bed. They're marketing team, man. I was terrified. Ox Shiley tightly, and no. She must fulfill YAHav's dream to create more life. So Shiley puts out a call for the unthinkable to retrieve his seed. I was able to contain both.

Growing their family. She's in her own war again's time. And the crowd leaps into action to complete her desperate mission. What the fuck? It's too late to get the comment of his dead boss. I think she could save her family. We still have time to save ours. Bring our children back now. Bring my dead nuts alone, bitch. If you get anywhere near my dead nuts, I'm coming in from the fucking Afe dimension. I'm haunting your ass forever.

I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you if you take this com for my dead balls. You fucking bitch. I just, I don't, I don't understand the world anymore. Like this isn't just universally like, what the fuck are you thinking about? Get over it. Now, get over here. What? What are you? Put this shit on the internet. The few idiots. What are you thinking about? Get over here, get over here. What are you?

You don't put the shit on the internet? The few idiots you do not make this shit. You dumb motherfucker. How long is fucking sperm viable for after death? So, as always, is the case with this audience because this audience basically powers the entire world. Everything that is done in the world is done by someone who listens to the show.

And everybody else who doesn't listen to the show just profits from it and benefits from it. And enjoys the crapulence that our industry provides. Right? Loungeing around, eating, getting fat, being stupid. That's the world we have provided. The more locks have provided for you. Got it.

Trash. Okay. So a mortician or a grave scientist, hyped up in my comments saying, actually, this procedure is, it's like 50, 50, because it, but after what decomposition, oh, yeah, you have to get in 24 hours or else it's this. No, no, no deal. I'm shocked to get in 24 hours or else it's just, no deal. I'm shocked to eat 24 hours. That seems like a long time.

I would think like an hour. I mean, I don't know what your steam is doing. Yeah, that's right. You know, they're kind of way out there. Plotting. I don't know, they're plotting to fuck you over. Body's working against you at all times. Right.

There you go. I don't know, I just think when something dies, shit, get, shit, spoil's pretty quick, shit starts going bad, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seemings kicking around. Yeah, I don't know, maybe last only a couple minutes, but your giz, lives on. Well, these lives, of course, course, it's very temperature dependent. You know, it's like, so it's like, so she wanted the soldiers to put the guys balls

in their mouths to maintain the body temperature. Yeah, right. It's supposed to be slightly lower than body temperature. She wanted the IDF soldiers to hang his nuts out of their mouths, so they're close to the body temperature. Right. Mimicking a real life. Right. Ballery. Yes. his nuts out of their mouths, showed their clothes to the body. That's right. Mimicking a real life.

Right. Bollary. Yes. Wow. I guess everyone's just gonna let that lady do whatever she wants then. No one's gonna step in and say, will you shut your fucking mouth with this dead ball? This is not a- This is not a priority.

This is not a fucking priority, baby. That's fucking wild. That is absolutely wild. That's the kind of white! That is absolutely wild. That's the kind of white women they're dealing with in Israel. You know, we always think that we have a bad with the white women we're dealing with. You may like, you put that coffee all over my lap,

you don't go down on me. This guy is not respecting me as a scientist when I don't know the sun and the moon are different things. But the white women in Israel are going after dead balls. Wow. Just fucking wow. There was a big coup at open AI. Yeah.

Let me load up this black disabled Santa too. Okay. You never knew you wanted to see a black disabled Santa. My dad was so much for a year. I had a Christmas party. Yeah. Mexican, you know, fucking ruined it. I don't want to agree.

Like you ruined the whole Santa thing with your fucking act. What did he, he's just obviously not white, you know, dark skin. And he was wearing like matrix glasses before the matrix happens. He's wearing like a fucking oakley, like performance shades in the middle of the night trying to be like cool Santa. Yeah, that's maybe while you messed it up for all the kids. Yeah.

So I feel like I can say confidently nobody wants to see black disabled Santa. Did he say it's gonna bring a leaf blower for every kid? He made a little, he made some innuendo, he made a couple comments that were inappropriate. Yeah. I was like, all right, I want you to dial it back, but. Oh, this is a toy? I don't know.

Some stupid thing. Uh, okay. To say. Boming majority of how this country, really how the world feels on this issue. I think majority of people, parents especially, they can acknowledge that gay nutcracker and black disabled Santa has gone way too far. The pendulum has spoken.

He's gambling, this is a conversation. That's what's going on. They take all the fountains to funny to me. They didn't show enough gay black disabled, oh he's gay too? Is that what she said? Well, gay nutcracker and black, is a two different thing. They're split together.

Like Bert and Ernie, like they're gay. Gotcha. In a relationship. Right, right. Look at this motherfucker. Yeah, maybe I can find a better shot of gay. I guess that's a gay black. We'll try that looks slightly like a tabog.

I thought we gave these motherfuckers quonsus, so we didn't have to do this kind of shit. Is that not, is quanz not good enough? Well, I don't know, maybe one day, Santa. There's a major coup, I don't know if that, I would call that a meltdown. Yeah, I mean. There's a major open anti-dew, which has me,

I'm so upset. Yeah. I'm so upset by the, by open AI. Yeah, it's an army of black disabled Santas. Oh, wow. Oh, they an army of black disabled Santas. Oh, wow. Oh, they've got some white disabled Santas. Well, they got, yeah, yeah. Well, fuck a Santad got it to be disabled. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, you want real life, you want, because it's all about like, it's supposed to. It's so disabled people who always fantasized

about being Santa Claus can relate, I guess. Like that's the, I mean, Santa doesn't need to be disabled. There's no doubt this is, this is a white woman did this. You think, yeah, you're a white woman did this? 100% so they ruined it. 100% they're ruining computing. They're white women are fucking. Wait, let me start, let me first interrupt with this interlude. Okay.

The Christmas presents for the show are they're designed. I made, okay, I made a fat watch pin for everybody. A lapel pin, a fat watch pin, I thought that would be fun, right? Cute, right? Yeah, yeah, we made it, it's fucking great, it's funny. We went back and forth forever trying to figure out how to balance, you know, being able to wear it secretly,

so it's not just blasting like fucking, hey, fat bitches, so you know, but saying it a little bit, if you let it, it so it's not just blasting like fucking, hey, fat bitches, but saying it a little bit. Oh, it says it. If you let a fat woman get that close to you, then that's on her, right? A fat woman can't read it from as far away because they're fucking neanderthal, fat eyes are all closed up, right?

Yeah, she can't read it from that far away. But she's had close to you, then you got problems already. So that's on you. But apparently, it's like five bucks to send a pin, a lapel pin through the mail. Which is crazy. That's, wow.

I thought it'd be like a dollar. Yeah. But no, I got the thinnest envelope possible, took it to the post office, and I took it to the post office where the autistic guy works because I knew he would shoot me straight, but he wasn't there.

Who works at the post office that you know? Oh yeah, like Sherlock Holmes brother autistic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't there, so I was like, okay. Who is here? I hear the fucking nails on the desk, you know. The nails that means you're not getting good customer service today.

Yee. Gah, gah, gah, gah. Oh god, I can hear her typing're not getting good customer service today. Yay. Right. Oh God, I can hear her typing like a T-Rex don't. Yeah. So you know, she goes, hmm, okay. How much is this based on food? Uh huh.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, you know, that's gonna be $5. I'm like, all right, I gotta get out of here. I can't take this kind of abuse. If I drove the other post office that is this hot Indian girl, and she said the same thing, five bucks, and then I put it in a computer, five bucks.

So I'll put it up on the store. If you wanna pay for shipping, then still, for patrons, for patrons, it's free. That's a lot. Shipping, I know. I thought. Yeah. It's free. Yeah, that's a lot. Shipping. I know. I thought it'd be like a buck. Yeah, right.

It should be fun. But five bucks, still cool. I'll put it up if you want to grab it. Yeah. PageGrad.com slash the dictionary. It's cool. It is cool. It's cool.

Five bucks only, too. Yeah. Anyway, so open AI, the organization that is, I think it's dedicated to ruining AI and making it like, they spend all of their time making it like not racist and like, oh, you know, not understanding. Right. Why? If like you ask OpenAI, I'm at a theater and someone's talking, who is it? It's like, I don't know, I fucking have no idea. It's actually kind of remarkable that they manage to so efficiently neuter and destroy what is the greatest

advancement of our generation, language modeling. So these basically three guys that made the company and that made the thing and then created it are being Shanghai and hijacked by what amounts to an organization that's dedicated to like this making safe AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. For the betterment of humanity. Sure, unquote, which means absolutely nothing. Yeah. If you go into, you go down the street and Silicon Valley and say, like, well, what would better humanity?

And then you go walk down Skid Row. Like, what would better humanity? Yeah. You get very, they go to India. Who would better go to Palestine, Gaza? Well, better humanity. I think you'd get some different answers. Some different answers, right?

Of course. And none of them seem to include the fact that it's a fucking computer that's just piecing together halves of words. So you can think. So you can more efficiently access information that already exists. Right? Yeah. Oh, we got to be real safe with, we don't want to release harmful, if you've got a whole, it's a trillion dollar organization that's, that's a gas lit themselves

religiously into thinking that there's such a thing as manufacturing dangerous speech, like manufacturing dangerous numbers, math, and then beyond that as a layer of abstraction, manufacturing dangerous text. Yeah. Being run as a nonprofit organization, like every single part of it is the worst thing that we've made, being run by, like sitting on their board is a woman who studied foreign affairs at like Harvard has no work experience, has like a master's

in, in basically CIA gaslighting. Okay. It's just on the, on the board for no, no reason at, for a computer machine that generates speech. Yeah. Being vanguarded by tech bros who think they've basically financed the creation of God. Yeah. And at the end of the day, we get nothing out of it,

like usual. We don't get to use it. We don't get to use it to not work. We don't get to use it. We don't get to use it to not work. We don't get to use it to eliminate 90%, 80 to 90% of the women and other useless people in the workforce that just impede you from getting what you want. Like the reason the missing link

between like a phone tree and just not having to, not being bothered by something in the first place. Yeah, right. Yeah, so that's happening. Oh, boy. That's good. That's pretty annoying. Let's see here.

There's been a lot of women fucking their students lately. Really? A rash of... Yeah, they're really hats. Really, huh? Yeah. Let me see if I can find one. Women for black disabled Santa.

Why are they looking at each other over the target logo? I don't know, maybe because they both pulled off the perfect caper of being able to go to the front of the line and Disneyland. Let's see here. Oh, I got a mask up by race. This one's interesting, I guess. Mask up. And then I have the... Here's the woman that fucked her student. Yeah.

Rowan. Okay, here's the teacher that fucked one of her students. The student's 17, though. Kinda. What, the student's 17? 17, like a football player. Yeah. And the mom said it ruined our son's life.

A trusted coach. Oh, you had a woman as a coach. I mean, that's on you. Teacher and friend that abused our trust and violated her oath as an educator. She has ruined our son's life. The teen's mother read from a statement in court. Oh no.

Yeah, he's right. Where'd you go like, mom, can you not go to the fucking teacher that raped me? He's sentencing. Yeah. Can you just like stay home? Do you have to go read? He has nerve damage in his hand from all the high fives.

No, she had. That's fucking that's his ruined. He'll never catch a football again. Married mother of two, Regan Anderson, 27. What does she look like? She's hot. God, I hope she's hot.

Yeah, yeah, I found her Facebook. She has on her Facebook is, it says mom, wife, Jesus. That's her profile tag. Wow. Yeah, that's a mug shot too. So, just like no makeup and stuff. No, I could see she could dress up pretty.

Here's her big picture. Oh, come on. Yeah. Get away. Oh, yeah. What the fuck is, get out of here. Yeah. Yeah.

There she is., uh, yeah. I, I just, oh, I just don't think that I don't think that, you know, these 17-year-olds, life is ruined. I really don't, I really don't. Maybe I'm out of touch. Well, you know, I just don't see how that's gonna have a like serious, you know, emotional scarring of, you know, I just don't see how that's gonna have a like serious, you know, emotional

scarring of, you know, the problem is the relationship with the older woman and a younger man. It's that like he can't, he has to go to school where this bitch that he's fucking is there. Nobody wants to be in that position. You know, right? You want to fuck him and dump him, right? You want to pump him and dump him, right? I would love to talk to him one day. Dude, I have to get Tom Likus on the show. I just see he's just like kind of a, he was just such a, he was just a voice of a certain time that the greatest. Look like him. Probably the greatest man that ever lived. He was just,

of a certain time that- He's the greatest. Well, like, he- Probably the greatest man that ever lived. He was just, he was just so interesting to listen to. Forget about, forget about any of the dating stuff. Like, he was, he just had a great show. Yeah. He was really, it's from a background era.

He's way like, he's one of the last dinosaurs. You know, it's like- It's like I get in here. I know. Before you die. I know. Yeah. There's not very many-

We have to. Not very many people I would really like want to talk to by I mean I I listened to him when I was like 10 or 11 or like I mean I just yeah My dad called into a show on time. He got so upset by something. Oh really he pulled over and found a pay phone He's on some long trip. Yeah, how long was he? I was born really? I don't know it was a long long time ago He told me about it. Yeah, but my pulled over a gas station and called in. I don't know if it's on. Yeah.

It's like, wow, man, that's nuts. Yeah, it's the relationship part that I think that would cure my depression. Having Tom like his call in. Yeah. That's the only thing. Right. We got to do it. I don't even know what he's up to.

I mean, he must still do a show from, you know, he tweets. Does he? I know he tweets. He had some weird network. He must do it and go anywhere. Yeah. I mean, he's not the only one who's tried that kind of stuff, right? Where it's yeah, Maddox tried it. Yeah, that's true. I don't know if he's still does the tasting room. You're not my. Yeah, because he had that, yeah, he, that, that wine show. Yeah. So the relationship is what is the abusive part, but I don't know, I don't think she has to, she should go to prison.

Fuck no. I would like to say, if she's going to prison for it, or every girlfriend should go to prison. Just the government should come in and take them away for a little bit. So you can get your head straight, you know, and figure out if you want to be with them. Right. Before you get married, it should be, okay, well, the government's going to enforce this marriage contract.

So we're sending you to prison for like a year or two, depending on how fat you are. Yeah. So that this guy can get his head on straight and see if he really wants to marry you. Yes. Otherwise, it's basically date rape, because you have chemicals in his head that you've induced. You got it.

Yeah. He's not thinking with a clear mind there. He's under the influence. He's under the influence, right? We can't honor that contract. Um, signed under duress. Yeah. But the worst part is that your mom showing up in court.

That's embarrassing. It's like, mom, no, I mean, because that's all, it's obviously, I think we figured out, I think we figured out what happened here. Yeah, well, it's what she think, you know, I mean, that's like, yeah, you ruin my sons, she ruined my son's life. It's like, well, how does he feel about it? Never mind, yeah, yeah, right? Exactly. about it. Never mind. Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. Emily. Send her to prison too. If we're gonna send these teenage fucking teachers to prison, we gotta send their moms to prison too. I mean, honestly, I can't, like, she might lose her credentials or something.

Like, I can't believe that she, that's not a California. I can't, I mean, I can't believe she would go to prison. No, that was her sentence. Oh, wait, sorry, did you read a sentence? Oh, yeah, okay. So the bond was set at $2,500. Oh, so she, and she can't have any contact. Okay, victim. So it's not even like after 10 o'clock,

like no contact at all. Oh, not a school night. Yeah, come on. She was released with, she should have to only fuck him for a little bit. Yeah. Just to get it out of, you know have to only fuck him for a little bit. Yeah. Just to get it out of, you know, you're fucking him over more than her.

She was released with a GPS monitor the same day. Right. Yeah. Well, Jesus knows what she was to. God in Jesus. Oh boy. Very silly. Wow. Well, goddamn. Black disabled.

Sand's good shit. Yeah. Oh, one of the big guys that was in charge of debunking Pizzagate got arrested for a bunch of child porn. Oh, God. How about that? It's the last one you would expect, right? Yeah, you know, I mean, yeah, yeah, except for like, I, you know, I usually expect it. I definitely expected that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Right. Tell you think you like, maybe lay off,

maybe you don't have to do so much child porn. Yeah, right. If you're leading the charge against Pizzagade, you owe it to other pedophiles to not save the child. At least, right? Yeah. Or maybe encrypted. Yeah.

Do something. Slade, Somer. Uh-huh. Here he is, obvious pedophile. You can tell immediately by looking at him that he's a pedophile. Soccer fan. 19, 13 soccer. Uh-huh. Here he is, obvious pedophile. You can tell immediately by looking at him that he's a pedophile. Soccer fan.

19, 13 soccer. What? Uh, yeah, let's see. Oh, he's connected to Hillary Clinton. All right, I don't know what kind of care about that. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Well, you know, pedophile.

Masks up by race. Oh, the ADL is freaking out over TikTok. Oh, really? Maybe the ADL? I'll bet. I'll bet. I'm because I know what's going on on TikTok with, you know, with, yeah, there's a lot of in lot and zinger out of. There's a lot of fucking, first and then, there's a lot of bad guys.

There's a lot of football games. You know where they do football games? Uh, white Christian America, you stupid idiot. It's really, you fucked up a little bit, huh? It's really wild. I did not expect, I did not expect, this is the first time that I can remember seeing real mainstream American backlash.

Yeah, and it's really weird because like, Hamas killed way more people than they normally do. Well, then they also found out that it's just another one. is like, Hamas killed way more people than they normally do. Like, then they also found out that there's just another one. They found out that, there's a few words. It is fewer, but they found out that Hamas didn't even know

that festival was going on and that Israel killed a bunch of them by shooting at Hamas at the festival. Well, I've been, so Hamas popped in their paragliders and they were going to like, and they said, Oh shit, look at this. You know, Jack Black Vito pointing out the,

look at the fucking kids over here. Oh, yeah. And that the IDF gave that festival like a special extension so they could be there. Yeah, it's probably, my God. Probably Pearl Harbor did or 9-11 to do whatever. All those kids are gonna be so, all those kids who are hyped on Bin Laden right now,

they're gonna be so disappointed to find out it was dead. It was the CIA that did 9-11, you know? Oh no, it's gonna be like Santa Claus part two. Mm. You know, when they grow up and they start poking around, we're like, oh yeah, so I'm Bin Laden, it's like, oh yeah, but you're gonna, it's turned out it was a misod that did that.

Like, ah, really? Are you sure? Yeah, we're pretty sure. What was I saying? Real, what the hell is she talking? She makes noise now. Well, that was the dog, not the girlfriend. No, no, no, she wants 80s girl to do something.

Play, always play. That's what it is, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Oh, yeah, but you were saying play. That's what it is. Okay. Yeah. Oh yeah, but you were saying the blowback, the American blowback, which is. Yeah, it's just, you know, it's really prevalent. I'm just kind of surprised. It's like crazy, bro.

Like, what is it? What is it about this? What is it about this particular one? You guys are talking about same animations. That exactly right. Because the ADL wiped out people like me, the ADL went through and systematically wiped out me. And people like me, who are just beat people over the head

with something. Yeah, here, here, all the time. People are like, you know what? Fuck you. Just shut the fuck up. Yeah. Oh, so you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, I support it.

Yeah, because either way, it's just me tweeting about shit I'm not actually doing anything somebody with a gun to my fucking head takes all my fucking money Yeah, and neuters my AI so whatever I support whatever I don't fucking care. Yeah, here's a here's the Here's the ad that reminded me of okay, cuz the ADL has gone through the ADL Has made white Christian America their enemy. They've said, you guys are, you guys are doing anti-Semitism. Terrorism is a huge thing, domestic terrorism. You guys are all doing that.

When they should have been empowering white people's racism because the white Christian America is the reason Israel exists, right? Like they're the ones saying, well, yeah, we gotta have Israel, cause, you know, if Jesus comes back, he's gonna be fucking pissed. No Israel.

So we're doing Israel. Yeah, right? And I can't argue with them. So I'm like, guys, it's a fucking ton of money. You can't, we don't wanna be involved over there. There's all kinds of terrorism. We're gonna import terrorists. We're gonna piss people off.

They're killing people. Like, look, I don't know if you heard me, but we said Jesus. So pretty much anything is allowed. But they pissed off. They pissed those people off too much. Let me find. Good shit.

I find the commercial. And then I think we might have a caller. Okay. Okay. Oh no, this isn't the one I'm talking about. This is funny though. This is a Gaza guy. Yeah. Who's saying that he hates a moss, right? This is like an Al Jazeera interview. Yeah. It's like a pro, uh, pro Palestine channel, news channel. Yeah. Generally. Yeah. Yeah. And he's interviewing a guy that got all his shit blown up in Gaza. Yeah. Obviously, everyone causes a fucking hates Hamas.

Yeah. Because they're getting their fucking kill, then using their hospitals to store all their shit. Right. You guys just fuck off. Yeah. Watch his tone change when the guy starts shitting on Hamas. So that's the guy saying these really army is telling people to go south like the reporter saying like, so what's going on here?

Yeah, yeah, what's going on? You surprised by the bombings? I was not one house that got bomb. So he's saying Israel's doing criminal shit, they're blowing up houses right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait for this I'm the resistance they come and hide among the people Fuck come on, okay, well, you know back to you. That guy's asshole just tightened fucking. Ah!

Yeah, no shit. Yeah, wow. People are all the same. He was not expecting that fucking hard left. There was a yeah, fuck Israel, but also fuck come on, I'm fucking hiding hell. Whoa! Hey!

Oh boy. Caller? Damn it. Yeah. I want to find that thing I was telling you about. Yeah, here we go, here we go. What's that? Okay, play this, I'm gonna look for the caller.

This is an ad that, I don't know who put this out, but they fucked up. Okay. Ooh. Oh, I've seen this. Oh, yeah, this has been running a long time. Oh, it has. Yeah, the dad telling stuff. Yeah, it was right.

Yeah. I didn't teach you that. Hey, let me try. You hide behind your screens. You want all this hatred and ugliness You first officially son. Yeah, yeah, you You're not supposed to do it not supposed to do it publicly. Yeah, this has been running for a while Yeah, well when it started running that was the beginning of the mistake.

You guys, you made these people hate themselves. Over 70,000 times. Yeah. Like, and like, how many, I wonder how many people posted it like a number of times. Like, you know, that's like, how much you posted. I'm probably responsible for half of that. That's a better joke than what I can do right there.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's get still, Vaughn. Okay. I have so much shit today. I don't even know where to begin the episode. Stove you there Server muted you're off muted. You might come in hot. Okay. Well, I got them down. Are you there? Are you there still Verino? There he is. There we go. Hello. Say something again. It's got a load. Hello. Hello Hello. How's it going? Good. How are you? Have

you been terrible? I've been absolutely fucking terrible, Dick. Oh, no. Me too. I realized that all my lives are waste. And I fucked up. Oh, tell me about it. Yeah. But then I also have to think I probably wouldn't even been a very good porn star. So like, maybe I wouldn't, maybe if I had tried to take a different path, I wouldn't be at the Adam 22 party at all. Well, that's probably true. Yeah. Thanks for bringing me in. What is an Adam 22 party?

Adam 22 is a very famous porn star in my friend. And I was at his birthday party. And it was, it was basically like what I imagine terrorists think heaven is like. So he hated it. Yeah. There was enormous tits everywhere. There was even the fat chicks were hot somehow, which I didn't think was possible. There was so much free food. Vito took, took a bunch of free food and filled his jacket with it and wrapped it up and brought it home in the Uber and then took it home with him. Wow.

Yeah. A hot bartender poured me a drink that was this, the pure scotch to the meniscus of the glass and then laughed at my joke and I'm sure she didn't hear it That's how that's how good it was. Yeah, that's a party Anyway, so why are you so bad? Did you have fun though? No, it was terrible And I had fun, but I want to die. Yeah, okay. Yeah Let's start off with this because as you know, I'm autistic, right? Okay. Yeah. I'm not very good at leading conversation So you need to just give me a question and we can go from there. Okay, so it's like every sexual encounter I ever had

Pretty much yeah, you said you were Raped in this DM. Let me read your DM. Oh, no, my friend was my friend was Yeah DM the essence. Oh, no, my friend was my friend was. Yeah. A female friend. You were brainwashed. You were brainwashed recently by a Christian man and you were used as a slave for four months. What did you mean? Absolutely fucking right. So what he would do right is he would try to control every single aspect of my life.

Like, because he, he's had, he was like a Roman Catholic general, some shit. And like straight up, like he, he fucking, like, tried to tell me that my dad wasn't even my real dad. Okay. Fucked with my head for months. Fed me so many, like copious amounts of drugs, a month will be hunterous, Thompson at this point. Wait, wait, where'd you meet this guy?

Right, what? Let's back down. Let's try my support workout'm trying to support worker. Through a support what? Yeah. I support what? Support worker, see, because I'm that retarded and I'm too dumb to even be a construction worker,

I have to literally sit like at home with a N.D.S. plan which was all funded by my schizophrenia, bipolar, and autism, which the bipolar and the schizophrenia I don't even fucking have, but I still get drugs for every single month and the gate come down. So I can take like five MDV APLs and still be absolutely fine.

Wait, why do you take the drugs if you don't have schizophrenia though? Because I hate myself and just want to fucking die because I'm that lonely and depressed. They're like fucking, they're like straight up, they're like, I'm just like, what's the fucking point? Like I've lived life long enough at this point. Like, don't be wrong.

There are reasons as to why you have to continue on. But fuck, those reasons are waning but they're further and further every single day. How old are you? How old are you? Yeah. Oh, I'm 24. I'm 24 now, Sean.

How was about 20 when you met me? You met him in Australia. Oh, wow. Yeah. I was a guy that did a shilly on stage and opened the show room and looked. Oh yeah. Yeah.

So your life is going to be a reference to Tiva Sean. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of. So it's gotten better in aspects in some parts and worse in others. Okay, so you're on Australia's like welfare system where you get a bunch of drugs because you're disabled. DSP. DSP. And then you're not in the order to use for the tax dollars that go to me are used for nothing but legitimate reasons.

Okay, you're not seeing a bunch of horrors with the... Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, I'm still a virgin. You're still a virgin. Okay. Yeah. Why? Well, he's autistic. Because I suck with women.

Yeah, but you guys have horrors. You have prostitution. I know. I know. It's such an easy solution, but no. Okay. See, this is where my logic gets to me, right? And it makes people look okay and idiot.

Okay. Okay. Think of it this way. Okay. You're seeing like aliens versus predator, right? Of course. Wait, alien. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Think of it this way. Okay. You seem like aliens versus predator, right? Of course. Wait, alien. Now at the aliens, you know how the aliens like traveling like a horde and like they're all black and like they just like like spit acid and like just rape everything they see. I don't want to hear the rest of this analogy. I'm pretty sure I know it's going. A predator hunts with honor, right? And distinction. So therefore, that's how I know it's going. But hey, Trader hunts with honor, right, and distinction. So therefore, that's how I think with women is like, oh, it will all be dishonorable. So therefore, go out and actually try to do it on your own, but it never works. Sorry.

Why do you think that? Why do you think, why did you come up with this awful misogynist or misandressed idea that hunting women needs to be done with honor and that prostitutes are not even better than normal women? Well, that's the thing is I've had a lot of perspective changes here and the thing is I actually met a sex worker who treated me really, really, really nice, right? And she actually rejected me for just a kiss. And I'm not even talking about like a fucking like a fringe or anything, right? I'm talking about like a get home safe from work, honey kiss. Like I won't even get that from a woman.

That's kind of weird though. Like what's a get home safe, honey kiss that you want? Just like, you know, this the quickest, like, buttonic, like a pack. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. What were the circumstances under which you tried to assault her with a get home kid? Oh, well, I was like three red pills deep and by red pills, I mean, MDMA. That'll do it. Yeah.

Okay. And because it's a lovey-dovey drug, yeah, I get reallyMA. That'll do it. Yeah. Okay. And because it's a lovey-dovey drug, yeah, I get really, really, lovey-dovey. And especially because autistic people feel emotions, like three times stronger than like a normal person will, that is like- It wasn't the autism, it was the MDMA. It was both.

Okay. How would you know? Because I just do. Okay. So what were you doing? Because I just do. Okay. So what were you doing? Why were you hanging out with her and why did you think you would give her a- Oh no, it was at a health party.

It was like DJs and like he's so like weed and like he's so like just other shit. Like it was really, really cool. It was really, really chill. Okay. But yeah, like we ended up talking and then she actually happened to know the guy that brain washed me.

That's the point I was getting to was like, I just said, oh, like we ended up talking and then she actually happened to know the guy that brain lost me and that's the point I was getting to was like I just said, oh, do you know anyone who makes tie-by shirts and she goes, oh, you mean cold casado? And I'm always shit. And apparently he likes knives. He likes to be treated with knives by sex workers and you have to use his knives. Like you have to stab him and like cut him a little bit? Well, maybe I don't fucking know how weird this guy goes. Like seriously.

I think he's a fucking pedophile. Like he literally takes his dog to like like kidpox, right? And just sits there and just waits and watches. Like I've noticed this. And like I haven't set anything up to this point, but I was just waiting for the right time to strike. And he fucking hated the idea of me going on to podcast. He hated the idea of me making my playlist on YouTube.

You still talk to him? No, never. Never. He's probably the reason I did it. I didn't hate it. He's probably the reason I did it. I did it on a podcast. Well, back in the day.

Yeah. Okay, so how did you meet this guy? He was like the state, the government getting to you. He was originally my drug dealer. But then he sort of became a friend. And as you know, first mistake right there, you drug dealer is not your friend unless he actually is, but most of the time they're not. And yeah, I mean, it started out.

It was going to be nice, but they're, I mean, they're mostly just totally fucked up. But yeah, keep going, sorry. It's okay, Dick. So yeah, so then just over time, he gets me into the Bible right, but then he makes a very, very good proposition. Read the Bible, get free drugs, right? So this is where the question of brainwashing begins. Wow. Yeah. So is it the actual Bible? He's drug dealer. Oh, yeah, it's the King James James bike version. So according to him, that's like the real version. What are you doing?

You're going to run out of Bible. Do you just get unlimited free drugs? Or do you have to start with the Karan or what? Oh, you know, I kind of wish that I did read the Karan because apparently that teaches a lot of really, really cool shit. Oh, yeah. Okay. So how did you meet him, though?

How'd you meet this guy? So one day I, well, okay, so I had a friend commit suicide on the early of this year, not really a big deal. It happens all the fucking time in my life. That's a big part of being Italian. So fucking like you get to the point of where you just need to take a hit of a bone or a joint or something

or maybe some LSD, just something, something that break me apart from the reality which I'm trying to escape here. Right? So I call up my support, I'm going to say, oh look man, you've got medical, can I get some off of you? Yeah. And he said, no, I can't do that, but I can hook you up with this guy, right? Okay.

Which, yeah, I thought in like cool enough, right? And then this guy walks in his name's Jack. Okay, so we're for the rest of this I'm just gonna call him Jack, okay? Okay, okay, and yes, so just confirming sorry. Yeah, anyways, sorry, I remember I see, I go over that way, yeah, thanks. Anyways, so he came to my house and he gave me, well didn't give me, I bought it at the time, but he bought, like I bought some lead and I bought some LSD. Shit is LSD I've ever had, by the way. Like didn't even get any visuals from it.

Okay. Yeah, like, and from there, like I just, I sort of, Dougie's vibrant first because he was like, oh, I'm an old school hippie. And yada yada yada. I'm like, oh, you know, like I like old school shit. So cool. So cool. He's 29. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I don't know if that's an old school hippie, but. So I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yes, I'm thinking, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yes, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yes, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yes, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yes, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yes, I'm thinking 79 is an old school hippie. Yes, I'm thinking 79 is an old school. Yeah, I hear your old brain wash me with LSD and MDMA with a lot more than that mostly mushrooms and cactus but anyways, okay, opium.

And then what did you do for him as a slave? I collected firewood dealt with these bipolar X protected him from getting his head bashing with a baseball bat by protecting his man. I was, I was his body got because you know, okay, he's how he did it to me. Okay, I was under the guys I was hoping it disabled man because he has a really swollen foot Right and he claims to have a brain injury Right and like no shit. You should see So as a swan foot you can't worry far, but you still run fast than me. So how big is it?

Well, it's like, like, okay, I've seen it swall out the size of like a tennis ball. Like on he's like, you know that like middle bit on your feet, like right before your toes, like the ball of your foot or the sole of your foot, the top of your foot. Okay, the arch of your foot, like the top, where the hair is a little bit. No, no, feet, okay, I'm not a feet guy, but anyways, the point is, the top of his foot would get super swollen

to the point of like a tennis ball. You know what a foot is. Yeah, but I don't know what the possible foot is. It's the same with a vagina. I know what a vagina is, but I don't know where the labia and clitoris are. Like, what the fuck? All right.

Anyways, that's probably the most neurotic thing anyone's ever said. I don't know what a vagina is. I don't know where the lady or the clitoris is. All right, so he has his swollen foot. He's disabled. Keep going. Okay.

So, okay, so at least I thought so, right? Yeah. But then we just start going down this fucking rabbit hole. He told me that 9-11 was staged by the CIA. That's true, yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, that's why he sort of gave my trust. He was speaking truth at first. So fucking like, and then like he started calling God your howl and like

Jesus, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was how he would pronounce it. I think that's what the original like Greek way of saying it or something, I think so. I agree. Well, he is Jewish, so there you go. Yeah. Yeah, but that will only lead into my next point. He's Jewish, but he's anti-Zionist. Yeah, okay, sure. So like he's anti-Israel, but he's, but he's full on Jewish. Like he would actually support the really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jews are very interesting. They are, they're very progressive. of the support really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jews are very interesting. They are, they're very progressive in America. Can you explain more? Well, there's a lot of Jews that are against like the occupation of Palestine. Yeah, they're definitely against like apartheid and against concentration camps in general.

Well, yeah, that would make sense. So yeah, they're very, they're a very interesting group. But anyway, it's moving on. So what happened next was he started telling me that he was like a kung fu master in shit. Okay. And like he was going to fight Andrew Tate in a kung fu fight so it could be Christianity versus Islam.

And you're, you're, you're, you're radar's not going off at this point. Yeah. No, because I'm that fucked up on drugs Okay, yeah, I wasn't I wasn't my fault capacity. You can't blame the drugs for that buddy. Oh, I totally can I totally can you blaming for that? I am blaming masculine All right Yeah, I'm so trying to fair call

Yeah, I'll take it. Okay. Okay. Yeah fair call. Yeah. I'll take it. Okay. Okay. Okay. So that's what I mean. He would give me psychedelics almost daily. Like and I'm not talking small doses either. I'm talking like five grams of mushrooms each time, which I was under the assumption that

that was a small dose. Apparently, that's like a hero dose. That's like enough to like fucking send you off the rails apparently. And I don't know how much I know. Was this some kind of a therapy he was in? Like he's like, Hey, fucking send you off the rails apparently. And what I don't know how much it was. Was it some kind of a therapy he was in? Like he's like, hey, I'm gonna keep you. Would you fuck this guy? I'm gonna put you full of drugs.

I know, I'm not gay. Well, I mean, how much drugs do I have? Drugs at all. You blame the masculine for that, too. Did he do any kind of weird sexual stuff with you? Um, no, actually, but we'll get to that. So what happened next is that like, what do you try to do next? Is he literally tried to tell me that my dad wasn't my dad instead. My dad was the president of the band Deedos, and he was trying to like get Deedos

to a bunch of soccer club. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Who I actually know, by the way, I actually know a few bandy men, but yeah. Yeah. Is the bandy men like a tough, a group of tough guys? The banditos. Is that a, yeah, they're one of those angels. Like, yeah, you know, or like the, there is biggest the Hells Angels here, if not bigger.

Oh, okay. Yeah, they're, they're unknown, they're unknown. They have, you know, unlike bad, multiple continents, you know, like the Hells Angels. Okay, cool. Okay. Yeah, I still call them the bandy And they're unknown, they have, you know, on bad, multiple continents, you know, like the Hells Angels.

Okay. Cool. Okay. Yeah, I still call them the band dealers. Uh, okay. Well, you're the general. Right. Yeah.

I mean, like, at least play like, like Frank Sinatra at my funeral, to say my way, like, I did it my way. Like, and then that's just me just being lured in the ground. I even open cars because they're like, shot me like a thousand times. Like I'm fucking a Lonzo Harris, we're like trying to do this. We're not having an actual funeral. We're just going to throw you in the trash. Okay, sorry. Actually, that would be a good idea. Yeah, recycling is good. Anyways, the trash. Not the recycling. Oh, what a fucking tomato tomato. Okay. Like fucking anyways. So he had

convinced me so well that my dad wasn't my dad And in fact that my mom's current boyfriend. Do you know that metaphor wait say it again tomato tomato I said tomato tomato. I fucked it up a purpose dick. Oh, okay. Got it. All right. Well you said your artistic Well, you're trying to figure out how you know, I still make some I still make some slips on purpose You know like think of it as like driving along and like, you just decide to just, you know, kick the clutch every now and again, you know, like send the car into a just a bit of a slide. Okay, yeah, that's cool.

Sorry, I make a lot of calm metaphors. I'm sorry. That's a guy thing. Autistic. Yeah, that's not autism. Okay, so you're getting loaded up and you were leading up to the, when he propositioned

you for sex, I think. Oh, yeah, so straight up, what he tried to say was, if you have masturbated to anyone, you have basically already fucked that woman, which is not true at all because there's a difference between masturbation and actually fucking someone, so. Sounds like someone's about to get out. Yeah. If I had get out. Yeah. If I had to guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what else happened was my mom then came around because I actually moved in with this guy for a couple of weeks because what happened was a pretend bandito named Blake Pentechrisp. That's not his real name either. I'm not doxing anyone. That's just an alias. Yeah. He straight up tried to break into the house through the back door and then smash both our brains

in with an aluminum baseball bat. And this is quite funny. I literally told Jack to stay behind, even though he's the one with the kung fu. I'm the one that will get my ass completely handed to me. Right, but I'm a big dude. I've got like fucking a bunch of boxing behind me. I can hold my own is what I'm trying to say.

Okay. So wait, who told who to stay behind? You told him to stay behind. You left. I told him to stay inside. Yeah, no, I went out the back of the house. Oh, to find the bandito. To find this motherfucker.

Yeah. You're talking to him like a huge dick easier wife. Stay here, buddy. Stay here. I'll go take care of this and I like like what I'm doing why does a fake bandito want to bash your heads in yeah oh we'll get to that so tell me tell me that part now no we'll we'll we'll really get to that in just a second okay he then swung a baseball bat at my head which I didn't even move and then I

said to him go to his my shield and then smiled at him and then went straight back to angle and then that was enough to scare the shit out of Blake and then get him away. So like he's like, he's one of your head and you didn't even move. Like he missed. I didn't even flinch. Well, what did he hit you in the head? Well, he tried to, but he missed. How far did he miss?

Like by a fucking like, hair's length. So like right in front of you because he wasn't close to the wind. Like I could literally feel the wind. Yeah, I could either like you just didn't move. I just didn't move. Why? I don't know. Trying to look bad ass to myself or something. I don't fucking know what I was doing. That's retarded. So I am retarded though. See, that's the thing. You got to expect some retarded shit from an actual retard. So why do you need to look at the tough guy so much that you're not going to move when

a guy's swinging a baseball bat at you? Yeah, I know. It wasn't my smartest call. But anyways, he then starts backing up towards his car and then he goes, he's a fucking pedophile while you defending him. Right. That should have been one of those guys. Well, there's one that maybe something while you're defending him. Right, that should have been my first one. So I thought maybe something was wrong with the bike

or screams that the guy in the house is a pedophile and you're protecting him. Yeah, okay. So that's why he should get him out there. Yeah, you know, why is he swinging at you? Yeah, because you're protecting a pedophile. He thinks you know. He thinks I know, which I did not,

and I still don't know to be honest, which is why I'm sort of calling upon everyone else to sort of look into this guy. I've got him all over my YouTube channel. Fucking like you can just go check it out and get a feel for the guy and you know, have someone that can actually read body language and read shit going on. Well, you can tell if someone's got a pen of file by reading their body language. That's not what we want. No, but I'm just saying like there's this other shit too, which I'll get to, okay?

Okay. I'll cut this story short and I'll just say that I was horribly mistreated by a YouTube channel. Wait a minute, what's your YouTube channel? Oh, Stovenox, Stovenox. It's just Stovenox. STOV, K-N-L-X. Okay. Yeah, and I make these things called skits or threads, which are basically just a modern day mixtape using YouTube videos, so like a YouTube compilation that conveys a message and like has continuity. Okay, it says your channel doesn't have any content on your content page on your on your on your really? Yeah, that might be why you're not seeing like any success on your YouTube channel.

Oh, it's going to send you the link to my, I'll just send you all four, okay? Yeah, playlists maybe. Oh, yeah, he's got skits, so yeah, I'd playlists. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's me. Okay. Yeah, the first one is the one that you want to go to. The auto strikes back. No, this is like epic TV scenes, man. Yeah, that's a straight back. Okay, 2020. Okay, go into the Autist Strikes Back, yeah. Okay.

It's this is the neat trick. You're not supposed to watch the whole thing. Yeah, this is just like the neat tricks that I'm watching. Okay, but like, that's not what anyone likes to do. Okay. You would have to stick with it, okay's what anyone likes doing that. Okay. You would have to stick with it, okay? It's a special thing. All right, it's kind of like a movie that I've made

except it takes place in reality. And it sort of helps you get into the mindset of me and Jack, especially as I've been waving all the brainwashing that he's been putting on me. They're the further on that the skits of threads go, the more normal they're like. So he's getting you high and like telling you about Jesus, like, like feeling like Jesus,'re in the middle of Jesus.

Yeah, watchy. Yeah, watchy. Yeah, watchy. Yeah, watchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. But this is just a bunch of movie clips that you have here. Oh, just, yeah, just fucking look through it later, okay?

Like, we're on the board with this. What is this supposed to be for people? Like, how come it's a, how are they supposed to analyze the pedophiles body language. You just have like the Italian. Later on in the playlist. Count Dracula is Count Dracula the guy you're talking about? Fuck no. Okay. They took my baby. Is that? No, that's. They took it. I was trying to convey that as As I was saying, I still, this is very schizophrenic. Yeah, but that's the whole point is I've got a beast,

schizophrenic otherwise I'll lose my house. So do you have to be this schizophrenic? Yes, I have to be literally. Okay. I don't see where the where the video of that guy is the pedophile. Uh, Jack Kassato. Um, so it's a guy playing a you, uh, not a ukulele, a banjo. Okay. Yeah. No, I don't see it. Okay, look.

Send me a link. Send me a link in this story. I'll send you a link to his chat, your channel. So you can literally go straight to the source and just look straight at him. Perfect. Okay, great. Yeah, sorry about that. We had to go through all that. I'm really, really sorry.

It's okay. It's okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, but I'm angry. I was so, I've also been dealing with a cult. Like a legitimate cult. To fight a two-trembled tribes. Yeah. Called 12 tribes who run a thing called

the yellow deli in Katumba, which is in the blue mountains north of Sydney. Okay. They straight up well, how do you escape from this brainwashing game? Yeah, I ran him. Oh, yeah, well, we're getting to that. Okay. So one day I actually got moved out of my suburb Into another suburb and then I never contacted him ever again. That's how I ran away. You weren't living with him anymore? No, I literally he actually kicked me out like after like a week of living with him because I wouldn't let him control everything about me Like to the point when he was like what I wouldn't let him control everything about me. Like, what? To the point where he was like.

What was the breaking point? Oh, the breaking point was when he kept on telling me to play reggae music. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah. Yeah, he kept telling me to play reggae music and I was like, man, fuck this shit, I'm out. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, he can't listen to reggae 24-7, I'm sorry. And he never tried to fuck me like that. No, he never tried to fuck me because apparently he's not gay, but he's where it gets really, really weird. So I have a friend Perry, okay? Okay. Who has been a long, long time family friend. Not a since I was like 12 and she was 12.

Okay. So I'm 24 now. So that's 12 long years of knowing each other. Okay. She then comes up to me one day and goes, hey, have you been hanging out with someone named Jack? And like, I'm like, yeah, it's like, he's really, really bad news. You should not hang around him.

And I'm like, why? I'm like, one, he says he has a gun, which he doesn't, I'm so she's whole house, he doesn't have a gun, that's fucking bullshit. And two, all right, he would send her videos of him jerking off. Like, Chris the Kiwi, for example. And with that, Yeah. Oh, but this is where it gets really weird. So he would then start, you know, he would then start doing. He's bad, right? He would then start pumping his bed in his box, he's

saying, think in a view, like, you know, that's when it gets weird. That's when he starts it with he said he was pumping his battery, filmed himself when he came back. He filmed himself, humping his bed. How? With a camera, a fucking on. I'm not saying you humping your bed and film it with a camera. Well, you don't have to hold it, right? I mean, couldn't he just set it up? He could just set the camera somewhere, I don't know.

Yeah, no, like literally, it was like laying flat on like a, he's like bedside table and like, yeah, like, I've seen the video, like, like, cause I was about to send us the video, I just like I've seen the video, like, like, because I was about to send us the video, I just remember comparing that to the video. Perry has that old half to get in touch with Perry and be like, Hey, have you got that video? And then she would send me the video.

Yeah, that's a good idea. It's a talk to her too. Yeah, right. And so we can review it. She, she just recently tried to take her own life. And I don't think she's looking for a relationship. She yet. Yeah, I've had a really, really rough year.

They're always looking for a relationship, man. What are you talking about? Somebody tells them to try to kill themselves and they're like, I don't want to have anyone around. The opposite. Well, let me just correct you real quick, okay? Okay. Let me do some autistic correction.

They're looking for a relationship. They're just not looking for a relationship with me. Oh, stop's so negative. It's sad but true. No, somebody out there who just tried to kill themselves is looking for a guy like you. Don't sell yourself short like that. Oh, well, OK.

I was actually going to ask, but we can get to that later. Anyways, so Jack then tries to stalk me online, keeps on like, sent me messages that like, church and stuff. When I'm at church, to tell me, because I took him to my church and get this right, he picks up fight with the pastor straight away, because the pastor jokingly says,

oh, are you gonna like behave yourself? And then you go, if I can, don't, if I can talk to me like that, man, oh my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, please, please, please, please, and I'm a Roman Catholic, and I'm gonna be fucking talk to me like that, man. Oh my god, man, that was a great please, chief. And I'm a very bad guy. Like, you know, I'll be fucking treated this way. Holy shit.

So the answer was no. The funniest shit. Yeah, the answer was no. And then he started smoking weed just outside the church with these little vape pen. And instead of talking about the old testament, what a bad new testament with this guy, Pete. Yeah.

Oh, dude, he thinks he's cowboy bebop. Like he literally thinks he's spiked. Vaping, though. spike would never vape no Mean like a weed vape weed vape In fact, you would actually you'd actually get really pissed off of me and punch me It is like in like the chest if I actually did smoke a vape around him. That's gay Oh, no, that's gay. That's super gay. Yeah. Stove needs his nicotine. Okay, so you're out of the situation that you were in.

Oh, yeah, I'm straight out. I'm straight out of it. I'm no longer with that. And I'm just dealing with all this cult shit right now. Well, that's a whole other story. What about the virgin stuff? That's what you got to stop. That's what you got to solve. That's the problem.

Stop it. You knocked that shit off right now. Dick, your America's wingman, yeah? Yeah. All right, well, how about you just be my wingman for a moment, okay? Explain to me, right? Give me the most, without being like John McCaffey, because I've heard he's a VICE 2 and it didn't work either.

Right, it matters as well. You just got me thrown out. Right now, like fucking, oh my. His and it didn't work either. Right. It matters as much as you just got me thrown out of my arm. His advice is to get you dead. Yeah. He exempted it. Well, he killed himself, all right? Yeah, yeah. So, maybe his advice isn't the best.

What kind of advice do you want? Just go to a whole. Go to a whole. Go to a whole. Go to a whore. Knock it out out so you can relax. Trust me, it's giving a woman money to fuck her is way better, is way more honest and honorable than saying a bunch of shit you don't mean. Huh? Like, you can go to what you got to go to a woman and say, oh, you're so amazing, you're beautiful, you make me

feel feelings that I've never felt before and I want to hear more about what you have to say. All that shit is a lie, just a fucker. Just give her like 300 bucks or whatever it is there instead. Then she can pay her rent, eat, 350. Then she can eat, you know, it's probably happier. Oh, I've, um, and you can turn a whore into a housewife.

People say you can't, but you fucking can, happens all the time because they're all whores. So get rid of all these ideas about, you know, what is there is in an honorable way to talk to women, just pay one to suck your dick or fuck her or whatever and get it out of your system. Okay, but it's going to be like, gradual and she's actually going to treat me like, like, it's an actual like natural thing. Like that's how it's going to go.

It's going to cost more. It's going to cost more. It's going to cost more. It's going to cost more. I'm fine with that. Okay. If I got the money for the experience, I'm paying for the experience. Okay.

Then pay her like a thousand bucks, take her out to dinner like Boogie would do. Yeah. Hopefully you're not as fat as him as Boogie. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of her dad, then that'd be great for you. So $1500 bucks aside and go fuck one of these horse. Take her to dinner and fuck her. Yeah. You know, the whole deal. It's true. Well, it will calm you down. It's just, you'll check the box. There's no more mystery. Yeah. It's just like you, you probably be surprised now. Yeah. You'll probably be surprised how kind of, it will get something out of your system. Well, look, okay, I've got to say I'm technically not a virgin, technically, technically not a virgin.

I was that mean. I was, okay, so you remember back in the day when Captain Jack asked you to do all those Facebook news segments and shit? Yes, yeah, I do. Well, I did an interview back then. Okay. I sort of bent the truth a little bit and just made it sound slightly less worse than what it was. Like, I said that I was eight and she was 14.

That's not true. She was actually a woman in her 40s and she dragged me into a public toilet and had a way with me. And how old were you? I was eight. Wow. Yeah.

Sorry. I really didn't mean to bring the show down to that. Um, it's just, this is my reality. This is what I've lived through. How big are your tips? Tell me what? Yeah, why? Well, that was saggy. That was really, really saggy. What did she do? Oh, well, basically, you just threw me on a toilet and just jumped on top of me and like just fucking started grinding against me and like, tried like, wait a minute, you lied about, you lied about her age and you made her younger? Yeah, they try and make it seem less worse on all of the family. Okay, to make it seem like funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, oh, you know, I'll say, maybe you need to eat it. I'm so cool. No. So she's 56 now.

Most likely, yeah. Do you know where she is? Which fifth of the six happens to be when I was born? Okay. Do you know where she is? Like, do you know, did she still live? No, no, I've never seen that woman ever again. It was in a suburb called Windel,

which by the way is like Newcastle, which is where I live. So I live in, it's a big city. It's not like you're gonna find me. Right, I live in Newcastle, which is about three hours north of Sydney. Okay. And I come from a suburb called Windale,

which is like the worst of the worst in Newcastle. Like it's like, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's fucking terrible. Did you know this woman? Right, were you walking around with her? No, no. No, she just grabbed you and threw you into a bathroom

and raped you? Yes. Wow. Where were you? Right, you're by yourself. I've never got closure in that eye though. Well, that's not a thing. Sorry to tell you.

We're happy to tell you. Oh, it's okay. It's okay, Dick. Thank you. Where were you? It's okay. It's okay, Dick. Thank you. Where were you? Okay, so all of a sudden, I get a check-in cheese or something? No, no, no, no.

All of a sudden, the football field near PC YC, which is by the way is like police runs, so that just makes it even worse. The fact that I was so close to protection but yet couldn't get it. You might have been raped by a cop. That'd be much worse. Yeah. But at least I could shoot myself afterwards.

That's always an option, buddy. It's always an option. There's always a gun at the end of the tunnel. That was funny. Thank you. That was funny. I think you're a more comfortable talking. I'm starting to review. I'm starting to become more comfortable talking at it. I'm starting to be, if you're making that a little bit more comfortable with talking with

you guys. So that's why I'm sort of loosening up now. Now I've got all that out of the way. Now it's like, okay. I'm going to come out of a shite. Which dick. Dick, when can you fly me to Los Angeles, so I can replace Vito on the biggest problem? No, never.

You can't replace Vito on the biggest problem. I can replace it all. I can't. Like, at least like problem. I can't replace it all. He's like, at least like, can I at least like... You can kick his ass. Okay, if I fly to L.A. right, can I pimp slap him and then do an episode on the biggest problem? No, you can't replace the episode because that's where the money's made.

You could pimp slap him and beat him up and stuff. You can replace him. That should be the paid content. You'd literally pay to get Vito slapped How much you want to pay? Uh, three, three. So the same price to hooker. Right. So wait, when you, what were you doing before you got caught and raved by this horny woman? You know, I fuck you too. Yeah, if you don't might find really. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. That's awesome. It's possible But anyways, um, what was I doing before that?

Um, I believe I was playing nipa speed underground right before I changed my dad's car and he beat the living shit out of me over it That was before you guys Literally before yeah, I remember that day like it was yesterday It was not a good walk by the police station. I heard from the clear my head trying to go to the PCYC, yeah, but then along the way, I was talking about fucking. What's a PCYC? Yeah.

Uh, police something, police corrections, you've sent a russom shit like that. Like a, like a gym that kids go to to mess around. Like a YMCA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a YMCA, yes. Okay. All right. Walking to the, that's what it to play around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a YMCA, yes. Okay, all right. You were walking into the... That's what it is in America.

Yeah, sure. You were walking to the YMCA and an older woman grabbed you and raped you in a toilet. Yep, Jesus. And you got hard for that. No, I'm ain't used to old. I can't even get hard yet.

Well, then how did she rape you? Well, she just fucking started crying up a gangsta man. Like, wouldn't let me go. Oh, then you're still a virgin, stuff. If your dick wasn't hard in the pussy, you're a virgin. Right. But like she like grabbed it and like put it in there. Now, that doesn't count.

That doesn't count. You got any hard? You got to be hard. That's the rules. Wait, so I still got my V-cog. You still got your V-cog, buddy. Congratulations. You got to be hard. That's the rules. Wait, so I still got my V card? You still got your V card, buddy. Congratulations. Never heard anybody have here.

No. Yes. All right, you have to go see, you have to see a whore before you get raped and you might get it taken away from you. Yeah. You have to, you have to find one specific, okay, you don't have to, but can you please find one for me that you would recommend?

No, I'm trying to find my own horse. I don't want to, don't fucking put this together. I mean, ask Chris the Kiwi. Yeah, yeah. Chris the Kiwi will find you the greatest ore that exists in your area. He probably knows. I am thinking of moving the Queensland, so like, no, find her now. Maybe.

Now, like this month before the year's over. Okay. Before the year's over, I'm putting Chris the Kiwi on this. Where do you live? New, New Castle? New Castle. New Castle. All right.

Yeah. North of Sydney. North of Sydney. We'll find you a horror. North of Sydney. All right, so does anything make you a rage? Oh, yes it does. Our caffeine shits. All right, so does anything make you a rage? Yes, it does. Caffeine shits.

Caffeine shits. How did those go? Caffeine shits. Basically, when you have too much coffee, you basically shit your bridges, and you have shits that are so hard to pass yet, so liquidy that you're basically, you're making milk chocolate pretty much,

except it's not milk chocolate, it's actually diurel. I don't like caffeine shits. Caffeine. Well, I mean, it's a stimulant. That doesn't do that. I mean, it's a stimulant, right? So if you, I guess like coffee does that. Yeah, that's, I mean, plus coffee,

if it's real strong, it can kind of, if you on an empty stomach, I can sour your stomach. Oh yeah, I mean, I, I, I, sorry to cut you off, Sean, but I kind of have to have like five, six coffees a day and high, like dosages as well, because my Arab rip result or a billifies its name, which is an anti-psychotic, which I shouldn't even be on. Basically, inhibits me from doing anything.

Uh-huh. I can't, I want a CTO. I've been to a mental ward like three times. What's a CTO? A community treatment order. Okay. So you have to take it or what? I literally have to take it otherwise I'll send me to another mental ward if not jail.

Can you throw it away? Right. It's an injection. I get it injected in my last check every month. Oh, no kidding. So you have to go to a doctor and get an anti-sacr it injected in my all check every month. Oh no kidding So you have to go to a doctor and get an anti-psychstatic injected in your you have to get Injected in your ass by a doctor According to the government. Yeah, wow, so the people that pay me also fuck me right and I am a prostitute for the government, except I ain't getting no satisfaction

out of it. I would imagine not. And you're fucking every time you take a shit, it looks like a crime scene. What if you have a fake ass? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. What if you have like a fake butt that you go in there with? Okay. If I go to America, I can go to like Texas or something. Can someone get like a 50 caliber desert eagle and like shoot like my left ass chicken, give me like a second asshole? That way like it's like the shit sort of like it comes out like a like a like a reserve exhaust pretty much. Well, I mean you got, is that gonna help you with the psychotic medicine?

It doesn't, but like it'll make shitting easier, so. Man, we gotta find you, we gotta find you tip top hooker. Or the worst. We gotta go one way or the other. Maybe you should just do something to get more. I go to every single prostitute and like every single country that I go to and just like make friends with all them

and like run like an arm. No, no, no, no. We're not talking about making friends with the prostitutes. We're talking about you fucking the prostitute. Taking them out, I guess, and you're like fantasy thing where they're into you and going to dinner. But you have to and you have to fuck this. Okay, but on one condition. Oh no. Okay, what? They have to wear fishnets. I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. That's probably the easiest request they've ever had in their lives. Done. Yeah. Yeah. That's straight up my path.

How do you email Chris to Kiwi today? Are you really? Yeah. Boy, okay. I've never been more excited about something. Yeah. Karen, you're depressed. Do you want to like record it and put it on porn?

No. I don't want that shit. You got to call it and then. No, you don't have to watch it. Well, somebody would have to. Yeah. Do you want to record it? Kind of. Yeah. It seems like a special occasion, doesn't it?

24 years on this planet, lonely and hung dry. Like that seems like a bit of a special moment. Oh, so don't worry, you've got many, many more decades of pingalon and to press, that's a good any better. Oh, I'm about bringing the show down. Damn. Oh, that's okay. I can live with that show down. Damn. Oh, it's okay.

I can live with that anyways. Yeah. Thank you for calling in. We will fix this, um, virginity problem. This is flexible. This is fixable. We can fix this. We can't fix a lot of else.

Right. I can't fix that, uh, that bitch that tried to rape you. Yeah. And put your limp weiner in her vagina apparently. But now everyone knows the truth about me. Now I can just go have some clarity and just work on my skits or threads and just live life.

Yeah, but you have to actually make content on your skits or threads. It's just a playlist of like movie quotes that you like. It's just a beginning concept, Dic. If I actually start making content, I will put my own content in there. Okay. Yeah, thank you. All right, goodbye, Steph.

Thank you for falling in. Goodbye, thank you so much. And there he goes. There he goes. What do you think about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's a, What do you think about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow, that's, uh, it's got some fucking wild people in his life. Yeah. Read this Bible and all, and do drugs. I'll give you drugs. Right. They should do that. Text fights with pastors and he's,

you're gonna behave in there. Did he? How fucking dare you at? Yeah, no, he said that he was a, he was a, he was a Catholic priest like to do it he did he said that in the beginning right yeah it's I'm not sure what to make of a stove of that we gotta get that guy laid Chris the key we can help thank god we can connect these two like getting getting him laid will in no way make his problems worse. Right. Like it's impossible.

No, it can only, I don't see, he's locked out. I don't see how, right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't see how that can, it can only, I think it can only make things better. Yeah.

Ralph, he gets laid. Nothing but problems. Still. Yeah, it sounds like it. He can get laid. He'll be all right. Okay. What time is it?

It's 150. How long have we been going? We're at about an hour and close to an hour and 40 hour and 40. Oh, shit. Okay. I'll read a couple comments. We'll do some voice mails and we'll get out of here. RC says, unironically, your show has taught me how to be happy.

And the key was, don't give a fuck about anything. Don't prioritize your happiness and just be an overall decent person to other people. Well, I don't think I've ever said that, but I endorse that. That's fine if you want to do that. I don't understand everyone's weird obsession with these influencers who just tell people

what everyone knows me either. Well, you know. They do though. People love hearing what they already know. Oh, for sure. Does that make some feel smart? Yeah. Makes them feel wise, you know.

Like the way to, the way to like be social with people is to just get around them and like just tell them should they already know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Conspiracy. It them should they already know. Yeah, yeah. Conspiracy. It makes everybody feel good. Yeah, conspiracy furious.

Hey, dick, don't read my name on the show unless you do it in an offensive Mexican accent. Oh, what? Don't read the whole email that way though. It may be a little too silly. Yeah, you're like, I was talking to the male guy at work. And I said, yeah, fun never stops here. It's like Disneyland.

The dude immediately jumps in telling me that Disneyland is not fun and is actually a hive of child trafficking using underground tunnels. Okay. What's this fucking sickness people have where they need to jump in and shoot off their weird conspiracy theories at you? Yeah, it's, yeah, I figure out a way to peace out

on those conversations pretty quick. Furthermore, this one doesn't even make any sense. Disney is an evil corporation, sure, but the amount of revenue they earn from their theme parks is a Scrooge McDuck pool of money compared to the pennies child trafficking probably pays. Yeah, how much money do they think is in child trafficking? Right, like, yeah, I guess if you happen to get a senator

who's like a pedophile, then you can make some money off of that, but otherwise, like hookers can only sell it for $3.50. You think there's a bigger market for kids? I don't think so. No, no, because there's a lot fewer pedophiles than there are people who want to get laid with adults, I think. Yeah. And kids are probably easier to rape than women, right?

Like I can just pretend to be like a soccer coach and do. Well, you pretend to be a 40 something year old woman, near a bathroom. Yeah, that sounds hard to do. Like what are you hiding in the bushes and stuff? That's a fucking bizarre story. Far be it for me, the guy who asserts COVID was created by the MLB to increase ticket sales to judge someone on their conspiracy theories.

However, I also don't mention it to people who just wanna make a joke about beer, yeah. Yeah, the conspiracy guys are. Well, they're just so forward with it. It's like that with races, guys, too. It's like I like a little bit of racism every once in a while, but if you just, you hit three in a row, you're out of your mind. Yeah, okay, that's, I see this, you're a one note.

Yeah, we all get it. Right, we all know what's going on. The reason this works is because we don't talk about it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was about to cover someone at work a few weeks ago. When the news comes on the radio, it starts with some BS, then this,

AI twice is accurate as a biopsy, grading aggressiveness of some sarcomas. Oh yeah, AI is more accurate at like diagnosing cancer. Yeah, sarcoma. But we got to make sure that it's not racist, you know? Right. Because then, because then some black people might not apply to Harvard if they're in the upper 85% of SAT scores.

No. And that would be the worst thing in the world. AI twice is accurate as bi, okay. Yeah, wow. This is a better method of spotting soft tissue sarcomas, which is what my mom died of over two years ago. Oh, wow. Got to make it about him.

Wow. What makes it even worse? You know, I mean, he has obviously a connection to it. I mean, you know, it would have been nice if they had, I mean, what's up? No, she doesn't have the sarcoma now. What makes it even worse is that at the start of her treatment, the doctor said, nah, this tumor isn't cancer is Low and behold they tested it afterwards and what sure shit cancer in it

This is great news to hear after you've just blended it blended it up and spread it to a few other places around the body Here's the kicker the hospital stated in the article was monitor. The hospital stated in the article was monitoring, was the hospital stated in the article was monitoring her case after they found out which cancer it was and basically said, now you're too fucked for us to do anything, a death sentence. So your mom was at this hospital

that's in this article about AI spotting cancerous sarcomas in a biopsy and the hospital fucked it up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, man. Hey, this new article came out that says, it can identify cancer in certain, in my house, better than, oh, wow. I wish they would have had that in my mom's hospital because she had that cancer and died of it. The article is from, it's from that hospital. I wish it was when she was around.

It was. I got, I mean, it was at the same time. I mean, a couple of years is close, but. There's no way to treat this type of cancer. You just have to keep doing surgery to remove it, but instead they gave her a chemo, which helped it grow quicker. I've really...

It really is. I've really diagnosed it. I've never, I've never, I mean, far be it for me to be, and I've just never heard of chemo causing anything to grow quicker. Because it fucking... I'm deadpooled. Because it kills everything.

Yeah, it kills. You just hope that your, your, your heavy shit outlasts the bad shit, you know, it kills So you just hope that you're you're your heavy shit outlast the bad shit, you know, it's it's poison You know, I mean, and that's well, maybe it just killed all the healthy shit and it didn't hurt that kind of answer I mean, I it maybe yeah, I maybe there's a maybe maybe not all chemos created. I really don't know I mean, I know I know the 80s people I've never asked've never asked like really like, you know, like what specific type of chemo is this versus what kind of cancer? I'm sure there's subtleties to it that I have somebody start talking about cancer. I'm just like, oh yeah, I got to hit that old dusty trail.

I hear that asteroids machine calling my name of the game room. Thank you NHS my younger siblings and I will go fuck ourselves because we're incompetent. Well, that sucks. That definitely sucks. PS, from diagnosis to her death was 10 months. Wow. Christmas Eve 2020. That's a rough Christmas. That's aggressive. Oh, Mary Christmas. Also, I may or not do a Ted Kizam, not going to read that part. Oh boy. That's a Ted Cruz on Iski.

I think he was talking about a, yeah, I think it was a hockey player. He was on some player. Advice on dating younger women, call me Mark. Hey, Dick, you responded to this email on the show a few months ago and said that I was going to fuck it up or something to that effect. I'll have you know, I fuck it up. So I wanted to give you an update on how right you were. Oh, I know. How right do you think I was. Oh, probably pretty right. Oh, man. Uh, after your response saying that any 19 year old that would want to date me would have daddy issues,

I decided I would try dating someone closer to my age to see how you're wrong. Dick. I would feel I found a 28 year old blonde girl with double D tits. She was fun to fuck and was super normal and had a good relationship with her family. But she had a career and I couldn't stand hearing about how her day at work was so stressful. Yeah? You're preaching to the choir, man.

Plus, she was boring and I just didn't feel anything when I was around her. So I fucked her a few more times and ended it. How old is he? He's a teenager. No, he's old. Oh, this was dating younger women. Oh, yeah, I couldn't, let's find out. I don't remember how old he was.

Let's see, let me go. Let's go look at that. Oh, because he wanted to date like younger women. Yeah, okay, yeah, that was coming back to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can find it though. Okay. You'll just bear with me for a moment. If we had an AI, they could find it for me. Advice on dating. Yep. Okay. Okay. Now I'll just search. Oh, he's 29. Okay. Oh, he's 29. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now I'll just search for it. Oh, he's 29. Okay. Oh, he is?

He's 29. Yep. Okay. Oh, okay. So, yeah. So, yeah. Festival by the side. He wanted to date a refugees specifically.

Okay. Oh. Boy, that's. All right. Nail and when they're vulnerable, huh? That's cool. Yeah, that's the, usually you have to make them vulnerable

to bring that out of them, but if they already come like that, that's great. Yeah, your work is, it's kind of a turnkey operation. Yeah, okay. Plus, she was boring and I didn't feel anything when I was around her. Okay.

What do you want to feel? Yeah. Well, I'm so happy. I'm so happy I'm feel? Yeah. Well, I'm so happy. I'm so happy I'm around this lady. Well, I think you might want to date like 19 year olds because they might not have jobs. Yeah, I just have to hear about the day at work. Yeah, I'm not gonna say that's a bad idea.

Or you're wrong, but oh man. Okay. A week later, I found myself in a 22 year old, a week later I found myself a 22 year old college dropout, becups, you know how bad you have to be to be a dropout as a woman? Like, it's not, you didn't give it, you had to fail aggressively.

You had to be like a aggressively self-destructive to drop out of college as a woman. Gotcha. With no career, a bad relationship with her family, especially her father and BPD. Okay. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Oh boy. And he just believes that, right? Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah. If it's BPD, are you sure it's not, she's just a huge cunt. Yeah, it's, yeah. Is If it's BPD, are you sure it's not, she's just a huge cut. Yeah, it's a, is there a difference? I don't know.

I'm currently driving her to her house because she texted me that her door is unlocked and she wants me to come in and rape her. Okay. All right. It's not where I thought that would go. Yeah, no, I know, me neither. Why am I only attracted to women

with serious mental disorders? Well, serious is the key word here. I have a great relationship with my mother, and she's totally normal, so it's not that. Something tells me that you might not know what normal is. It's that. So it's not that. Yeah. But I don't know.

I guess I'm gonna go rape this girl now. Wish me luck. Respectfully the real mark of Vanderloom. Well, give us an update. I think the rape went. That's a lot of work, man. Yeah. Bustin, you gotta imagine what kind of rapist That's a lot of work, man. Bustin, you gotta imagine what kind of rapist you're gonna be.

What race, you know, why am I here doing the raping and my burglarizing the house? And then you just happen to be there on a rape, come on. So you're asking a term. Like come into rape. I know what you want. You have come in just to rape you. Yeah. But that doesn't make sense to me because I know you.

And I would never throw my life away to rape you. So. You got to have some nice shit in your house. Yeah. I came in as a burglar. Right. I'm raping you on the side. But I can't tell you that because I will ruin

your rape fantasy. Yeah. You know. Okay. It'd be funny if he came in the house and then started looking around the rooms and rifling through drawers and then noticed the bedroom door was open a little bit

and Mikey goes in there and she's sleeping so he just closes the door so he doesn't wake her up and then just goes back to looting. It's like real considerate. That would be cool. I didn't want to wake you up, it's close to door. And then leave. What do you think that text would be like?

What do you think the next text would be? Angry. Yeah, what is he? He leaves. Introduce your mom. Let's see how your relationship with your mom really is. Introduce him. Let's see what happens.

Yeah. All right, this guy says I have bad advice. Awful relationship advice. Dick, where are you giving out terrible relationship advice to your listeners? It's funny. That young man who wrote in last week, that was quite possibly the worst advice I've ever heard someone give to a person whose wife wants to fuck other guys. No, have him be okay with it. Oh, yeah. I think I just let her do it. What, I said, just like, you know, try to rekindle your sparks by pretending to be different people and that you guys got together when you were kids, so you really have no idea what

sex is probably. I mean, yeah. Yeah. And you're probably respecting her too much. Well, he was being an awesome dad and worker. Yeah, we're not a good lover. Right. Well, then be a good lover.

That takes the dick that's terrible advice. Effort though. What do you think this guy's advice is? Oh, I don't know. I take a guess. I just am angry that she wanted to set she wanted a freebie to fuck another guy who she's probably got in mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a dangerous situation. Might have happened. Might have happened. Might have happened already. You know, it happens that people cheat on people and they just continue being a family. It has happened once or twice in the history of the world. What do you think this guy's advice is for that guy? Who would be mad about advice that I'm giving where a woman expresses a desire to fuck another guy. And I say, well, you better try to change yourself to.

He's probably saying, fuck and put her through a wall. another guy and I say, well, you better try to change yourself to... He's probably saying, fuck and put her through a wall. You know, I get... I mean, I would thank you again, fucking dump her. I don't know what you're saying. Don't that bitch. It was the relationship advice equivalent to a bags of sand

comment. What the fuck is wrong with you, Dick? You left out a comma. So the young man, congratulations. You started working out bettering yourself and I urge you to continue on this path. Okay, now for the family. I urge you to continue on this path.

Okay, sure. Okay, bro. Okay, all right, all right. Thanks for the fucking urging. Your fucking approval means so much. Okay. To you, to you in any others, who should someday find themselves in the same predicament, if she ever tells you that she wants a hall pass, an open relationship, wants

to fuck other guys, or any other form of cuckery, she has already fucked them. Now she will never outright admit it, but I assure you she has fucked at least one other guy before bringing it to your it's I think it's a strong possibility that she's already done it. Um, yeah. Yeah, it's my responsibility. Once the once the hall passed afterwards. Mm-hmm.

For whatever reason, he was going to let me anyway. For whatever reason they get off on asking for your permission after the fact, well, it's just guilt, not whatever reason. Yeah. She really just wants the okay from you to fuck him again,

maybe even one of his friends too while she's at it. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't think he's crazy. In her stupid, whore brain, she also thinks that offering you an opportunity to consent or agree to it first will somehow make her feel less guilty about having already pushed her sweet, sweet,

pus onto the nuclear detonation button in the relationship. Wow. Otherwise known as Jody's cock. This guy's from the military. Oh, you think? Yeah, I think so. You think getting worked up into a frenzy? No, he just saved for masculine insecurity

as a military thing. Well, he used the term Jody. Oh, that Jody is the guy who, when you're away, fuck your wife. That's the, which they, which they should, I mean, why are, why are you leaving a perfectly good woman around to just go play with dick slapping games with your friends in another country? You know, I can make money at home, right? You used to be able to. Yeah. If you're like, if you're like being a sailor to go get whale oil, I understand that. But just to go like have a permanent vacation with your

pals, with your gays, friends, why would a woman stick around for that? Does it make any sense? Women are like apes swinging in the trees of the jungle. Right. They never let go of one branch before grass. That what's coming on. Hang on. This is, you know, this is, they won't let go of the fine. They are currently swinging from until they have a firm grasp on the next one.

Yes. Yes. I've heard the same thing with branches, you know, that's, but they just monkeys walk around. They don't like, well, it depends. They're, I mean, some summer sun tree trunks are more or some are on the ground, you know, I mean, that's usually usually the usually the great though, they don't do that. They'll fall out of the tree sometimes. The great apes are, well, you know, actually they'll fly and like grab one. They don't go holding and then holding the other one. Like this guy saying.

Spider monkeys whip around through the trees. Pretty fucking good. Yeah, a good eye on what the next branch is, but you know, they don't have it in hand, for sure. They know that their athleticism will allow them to. Yeah, totally. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a metaphor where it's made to explain. It's kind of a major explanation for the metaphor, doesn't it?

Furthermore, just like in every ass and eye request they make, the correct I'm pretty sure I said don't, don't let her fuck a guy. Yeah, that's not, and that's not ideal. I was joking, you know, even though you can, even though it surely is not, that's not ideal. I was joking, even though it surely is not. That's no longer your problem, nor is it of your concern. As a man, it is only your duty to remind her that it was her fucking great idea when shit goes south and then lord it over her for eternity. When what goes south and then lord it over her for eternity.

When what goes south, what? I don't know. Now it's just like totally esoteric. Is he saying just, I mean, I don't think he's talking about that guy anymore. Don't fall for her tricks of salvaging the relationship. So just, he's saying, now is the time to threaten.

Okay. Talking, now is the time to threaten, taking that dumb cunt up on her offer. Oh, of cheating on. So he thinks you should take her up on the offer. Or, no, the card doesn't benefit you. No, but didn't she say, didn't she say, the card benefits her.

No, but don't get it now. No, I know, don't ever do that. No, but is that what he's saying he should do? I guess he's saying take the dumb cut up on our offer. Yeah. Of letting him fuck somebody else. I guess. Yeah.

I don't know. I can't predict what this guy's going to say. First, hire a professional investigator. Oh, okay. So add that on your list of to do. All right. Have them start getting the list of to do. All right. Have them start getting the proof of what we already know to be the case.

Second, start a Tinder account. You're gonna love, okay? You're gonna love that one. Okay, start a Tinder account is a 35 year old dad. Casually be looking through it while she is seated next to you. Okay, yeah, so just, this is what I'm,

what, you got? This is what qualifies as head games for. Are you gonna say something about this? Don't act upon it, but definitely seem intent on agreeing to her demands for a hall pass. Oh, I see. For added zest, swipe, this is his version

of rubbing their nose in it, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. But definitely seem intent on agreeing to her demands for a hall pass. For added zest, swipe right on pretty much everything while she is watching you. So you're not in it. Well, you need to have like a,

you need to go have an actual relationship and not like even on the nastiest of trundles you happen to come across. She will start questioning her own physical appearance. Hopefully she will even experience a mental breakdown regarding her own physique and what you find attractive. This will ultimately gain you the much needed upper hand in the relationship. She'll start conflating her appearance against those she sees as your supposed interest on Tinder. Or she will become frenzy. Now I see why we lose so many wars. Or she will become frenzied by the very fact that you were somehow agreeing to her demands and don't ever let her fucking forget that this is her fucking god damned idea. Enraged by what she now assumes is your

infidelity. She'll become careless and reckless with what has actually been her infidelity and hers alone. This should make the private investigators job even easier and hopefully lead to more proof of other possible transgressions. Either way you win. this is a win win. And that way you don't, uh, this is a win condition. What's in the ultimate goal is to what not have to pay our our own. I don't know.

That doesn't exist. Um, the ultimate goal is to make more fucked up kids, I think. Well, you get to make it about her shortcomings as a partner, or at least you've already got a Tinder profile set up, so you can finally get your dick wet properly for the first time in your life, an experienced life to the fullest. Oh, my son, my poor son. Life to the fullest gotcha, is that the? Yeah, that's not.

Life isn't about these things we have. It's about the things we buy. Regardless of what you do, this is no longer a healthy relationship. Buddy, I promise you, women are thinking about fucking other guys. I promise you that happens. People think it's like, oh guys talk, yeah, women, yeah. Everybody wants to fuck everything, all right?

It takes a lot of, you know, brain power to not do it. If they happen to be talking about it, I don't know, it might be just fine for them. Regardless of what you do, there's no longer a healthy relationship. You can do all the bullshit and pretend everything is fine for only so long. You can do it for about 60, 70 years, it turns out. Yeah, it's possible.

It is only prolonging the inevitable. This is like such an idealized version of marriage. Oh no, I know, I understand that. You can only prolong the inevitable. Like there's 35, and they have kids, they're done. I mean, you get together with somebody else who has kids, you deal with multiple thanks-givings. I mean, in child therapist's office for the next 20 years, you're

not, this is, this is, you play the ball where it lies. You don't like, play it as it lies. Yeah, you don't invent this. I think I've ever heard a golf fucking reference out of you. That was a, that was a happy Gilmore reference actually. Shooter McGabbin. Yeah. Yeah. Play the ball where it lies. Yeah. It's only prolonging the inevitable. Yeah, that's what relationships are. Prolonging the inevitable of a lonely death. Once you both realize it, once you both will realize it, when that day comes, don't worry, it will all somehow be your fault and you'll try to take half your stuff, you kind of fuck the half-stuffed thing up for yourself and you said, I do.

Half your stuff, you kind of fucked the half-stuffed thing up for yourself and you said, I do. Okay, I can't. He's got a bunch of stuff about liberty and the pursuit of happiness. As an aside observation, the guy's wife sounds like the type of girl whose idea of wild sex is reaffirming you with, yes, excuse me, gentlemen, I need to go back to my continuing research regarding the varying degrees of tolerable thrust tolerances as it pertains to the human female genitalia gross regards brick novacs Amazing. Thank you. Okay. He's got some he's got some fire. He's got some passion. I like it. Yeah

I I actually like a lot of overweight woman is gonna make him very happy slightly overweight With wonderful hair Slightly overweight at first All right, everybody this is my to show I'm so and so and this is my planet Guys you gotta relax about other people's relationships. Right, it doesn't affect you, okay? It doesn't cry about other people.

Does not make it less likely to happen to you. There is nothing that, well, there is nothing, trust me. There is nothing that will stop you from knowing what she's gonna be like five, 10, 15, 20 years from now. You have no fucking idea. You also, when you get all just the guys, when you get so worked up about what's going on

like outside you, you're not thinking about the person you ought to be figuring out, which is you. So it's, don't try to sell this idea that you've got where you're just like fucking a ton of chicks is like so fun and great because it's not. We've all met women being around them as a fucking nightmare, banging them makes it tolerable, but it doesn't make it good. So don't try, don't try selling that around here. Sell that at the fucking testosterone key,

asking them all, right? Well, they're selling alpha-brain supplements to make you more of a man. So we're stocked up on crazy. Crazy Sun. Where else? We're all stuck up here. I'm playing a ton of posts. Sounds like a fucking nightmare, man. I'm playing Mario Wonder.

After a great time, but I'd rather be doing that than whatever you're doing. That's funny. I'm trying to find the, that's that fun remix that I always play. Yes. Oops. I take a minute. Okay. Stove.

Yeah, I remember stove. You do. Yeah. Shoey. You do? Yeah. Shoe, remember that? What was that? You drank a pint out of a shoe.

Yes, at the show. Yep, yep, yep. Lalalala. Goddammit. Yes, yes, yes, yes, here it is, okay. All right, I'm putting this on the board thing before I forget. Yeah.

Stream deck. Yeah. And. So I guess the moral of that story is just stay away from Catholic priest, drug dealer, MMA fighters. What if that guy was like a good guy? He's gonna fight Andrew Tade. Oh yeah. That's true.

Um, what if stove was actually the predator? I mean, but if you raped that girl, right? When he was eight, he's a rapist. He got the ages confused. No, he raped her when he was eight. Yeah. Okay, the Dixho theme, but it's more intense. Here we go.

Theme. Well, the Dixho theme, but it's more intense here. Page your own.com slash the Dix the Dix show. See you next Tuesday. Now. Oh, yeah, I forgot it. That is shit. Smart ass, but fucking four seconds.

The silence at the front of it? Uh... Ready. Representing. I don't understand what the point of the kids is then. Why'd you have kids? Oh my wife, what about you? Oh, get rid of her! Like, well you got a couple of kids, buddy. You got to kind of, that's a risk you're taking.

You know? It makes a complicated. What were you thinking when you had the kids? How? I wasn't. Yeah, man. Kind of don't really care about your happiness when you got kids in the picture. Yeah, well, it's no, your priorities really are supposed to change.

You're 23 or something, my girl says, I want to fuck another guy. Get the fuck out of here. 37, I want to fuck another guy. We got two kids here. Yeah. You think you could not fuck another guy for like 10 years? Then we'll figure it out. Right. I mean, you're not getting any younger, but you don't look so hot right now. So I think you could wait it out.

I think they could wait it out. Sure. All right. Boys, males. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. You should have gone to that Adam 22 thing. That would have been awesome. Well, I mean, I know you love both of those things. Horrors in black people. What the hell does that mean? Nothing. I'm just kidding. All right. all right. The biggest problem with asking a girl out when she's working is not that it's inappropriate

per sale, that's pretty cringe as well. The biggest problem with it is then you would be dating a girl who works in a service job like a waitress or a cashier or something and they will never shut the fuck up about how they have to be a cashier all day. It's a common thing. That's a common thing. Not I want a hall pass to fuck another guy. Yeah. It's a, let me let you know about work today. I had worked today too. Yeah. Not necessary. I'm not at some kind of work here and about fantasy camp. I can never heard about work before and I need to hear about it. My day normally gets summed up in like three words or less. Honestly.

Yeah. If I when I get asked about it. Yeah. That was fine. That's it. Like rough. You know what I do. Yeah.

You know what I mean? You know what I do at work. I might tell you if there was like a particularly cool thing or something, but like, you know, generally, you know what I do. It's, you know, it's, you need a whole play by play. No, ask me, because you want to tell me about it, because I know you're going to tell me about it anyway. Right. Okay. Okay. My friend was at a hockey game and he sent me a video of a guy in front of them swiping on Tinder and Basically, he like swipes left on a bunch of like really hot girls and then just like there's a fat chick

he sees and Like he's huge. He just like reads her description and swipes right on her and swipes right on her. And he was like, He was swiping right on some real grenades then. Yeah. I thought you should know. I don't know what you should know. This guy was like literally just

wiping right on such a. That's a thing. I don't know why I'm calling. Go for like a second. No, you do. You do know. That's correct. I do want to know about that. Yeah. I mean, it's funny.

We're talking about it, right? Because maybe that's the future. We're just seeing these like bubble zip. Swiping left on hot chicks, because they're probably a scam. Like they're probably selling some shit or it's AI. Gotcha. And you can only swipe right on fat brides. Because that's all that's actually real.

Real, real, real, yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm glad you let me know about this. Don't ever apologize for giving me information. I can use it. Yeah, right, right, right. It's just another, you you know you're a bit of a quiver there that's yeah huh uh you know okay here we go good I just did the gayest fucking thing I've ever done in my entire life really went into the gas station to get an angry drink and take a piss as I was leaving some guy open the

door for me and instead of saying thank you or anything, I stopped and I said, oh you smell good. Yeah. He had this fucking cologne that smelled pretty good. But now for the rest of my life, whenever I go to use a slur or anything, I'm going to go back to this very moment of time. Yeah. You did. And recock, relive me going oh you still you smell good to another fucking man. Damn. That's a My life even think that I just kill myself

See you next to it. It is kind of it is kind of crazy that like that just came out Yeah, it's weird. Oh You smell good. Yeah, what were you? Thank God it wasn't a woman, you know? Oh, yeah, I mean, you know. Now you ruined Cologne for him too. He's in the car going like, what the fuck? No, I know.

Tracting guys like that, they're gonna make him all, he's like, God, do I give off like gay vibes? Because that guy was obviously gay. Obviously gay. So, do I give off those kind of vibes? Like, what do I, off those kind of vibes? Like what about, you know, he's probably couldn't even go to the bathroom.

I mean, it's like I got to take this big shit but I don't want to go in there in case one of these fucking cologne queers is hanging around. One of these scent sharks. The scents sharks. Dude, this guy could, you could send him into a downward spiral

from which he may never recover. He's mayor. I know. Oh, so it's good. Talking about the kids. No, DP, DP will be fine. I mean, like, guys have been pretending to be gay and having wife and kids for a deep millennia.

DP is good. He's fine. This other poor guy with the wonderfully scented cologne. Probably stunk too. That's probably what makes it even worse. What do you look like? Call us back, tell me what do you look like? What was he wearing?

What was he smell like? Yeah. back, tell us what he looked like. What was he wearing? What it smelled like. Yeah. Like what made you just blur that out? Guys who wear a cologne kind of run this risk of gay men hitting on them. Yeah. Cause it's like, you know, it's just too, it's over the top, wearing a scent.

Yeah. It's like a wafer. The way that a lot of people wear it. It's not supposed to announce your presence. Yeah, I feel like they run the risk of like old queers, like DP hitting on them at gas stations. Oh, man. All right. The Dix show, does anybody, do anybody know what like, the goals, the little tactical goals of the u.s.

but the niki hailey that her name i keep getting her fifties of the person the shot up at school uh... and she's not like what how is real great great we need them because the stupid fucking the beach you've had uh... the basically the day the head of the spirit this whole is romic here and think like what

what fucking is what the parents think what's fear you know and so i'm like it is gas station we didn't conquer over we get bill yes got that yes got that's full of gas well of natural gas people fucking think the president of the billion and that's sure the right here yeah here's the hold on.

I got one. I got to flip from Nikki Haley. Here we go. Yeah. Hillary 2.0. Here's Nikki Haley on a news interview who said this for reasons that I cannot, I can't understand why anyone would say what she's about to say when it comes to commenting online.

When I get into office, the first thing we have to do, social media accounts, social media companies, they have to show America their algorithms. Let us see why they're pushing what they're pushing. The second thing is, every person on social media should be verified by their name. That's, first of all, it's a national security threat. When you do that, all of a sudden, people have to stand and by what they say. And it gets rid of the Russian bots.

All of a sudden, people have to stand by what they say. And it gets rid of the Russian bots, the Iranian bots, and the Chinese bots. And then you're going to get some civility when people know their name is next to what they say. Countable. And they know their name is next to what they say countable and they know their pastor and their family members gonna see it it's gonna help our kids and it's gonna help our pastor when i said he's nuts bitch

and there you have it you know what i would say i mean uh i'm not legally allowed i mean i'm legally allowed by the constitution yeah but through the effective tyrannical control of the government that's perverted the Constitution, I'm not legally allowed to say what I want to say about Nikki Haley, every politician, every government worker, every quasi-government worker that's in Silicon Valley, I would happily stand by that with my name. Hey, here's my name. Here's my real actual name. Here's where I fucking think of you.

I wanna get each one of you in a room in Minecraft and exploit every level of, you know what I mean? Sure, sure, sure. I can't, we would happily say it. Right. Fucking happily. The idea that we won't help. We know you don't mean it.

Pastor, put your fucking pastor in there too. That's kind of part of the reason why you guys make this so difficult for us. Yeah. Uh, spoken by someone who is not using their real name to say this. Yeah. What does that say? It's not her name. My name's Nimrada.

Oh really? Nikki's her middle name. Oh, okay. Yeah. She's too Indian though. Yeah. She doesn't go name. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's too Indian though. Yeah, she hasn't go by. I got it. Yeah.

Uh, to the goal of civility on the internet. Yeah, sure. Civility ever. Good luck. I fucking hate this bitch so much. I'm they're gonna run her. Um, they're gonna try to get Trump kicked off and run her. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe whatever. All right. What's next? Um, so I'm gonna try to get Trump kicked off and run her. Yeah, maybe Whatever, all right, what's next? Okay We need to figure out a way to get fucking old-ass people off the goddamn fucking road here here I have a fuck are they driving? Gonna help people It's fucking insane. Yeah, no idea what the fuck they're doing. Nope there. I have a thought are they driving? They're going to kill people. It's fucking insane. There's no idea what the fuck they're doing. Nope.

We got to figure something out. I don't know how to do it. We do. They got to take a test more often. Russian Roulette. I think they love it do you get him off? They love it. Old people love, they love owning shit,

and they love driving. But man, yeah, they, like when self-driving cars come out, young people will just take them because they want to be on their phone. Right. But I'll take it because I just want to just not take it. Old people are like, fuck no.

No, no, I'm driving. Right. I'm proud of my skills as a driver. I think you're right. They're still fucking stupid. It's just, when you get older, it just becomes, you become almost more selfish than you've ever been since you were like a three year old.

Yeah. And you're just like, no, it's all about me. No, fuck that. They just, I'm like, I don't want to empathize with them anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sick of empathizing with people. Yeah, I got it. You're a bad driver.

Fuck you. You're getting off the road. Well, people don't want to admit that things just degrade too. Like they're, because especially this generation that's about to die are they are terrified of dying. They can do everything they did when they were 30. I'm gonna be sad when the last boomer dies. Yeah.

I'd be like, ah, there's no more of you to feel this. Yeah. Just get a good look right in your eyes. Okay. Here's one for the fellas. All right. Hey, Dacation, I gotta get a raise for you guys. My girlfriend cannot figure out how to talk clearly into the phone at all.

So I was just on the phone with her. Trying to have a conversation with me, it all sounds like a mumble, garbled, mass. Mumble, fat, mass. Man, why does this sound so bad? Because it's pissed off. Dirk yelling at me over the phone and it sounds clear as day. And I'm like, what are you doing differently now? And she's like, oh, I had the phone in my back pocket.

Well, I was trying to talk to you because I was packing. What the? But do they just not understand how our phones work? Like how sound waves travel? Yeah, there's nothing. But it's like really, you've been using a phone during a fear adult life, like you talk into the phone. Would you do that with someone on a recall?

Obviously not. But apparently for me, I the garbled mumbles mess of or talking to her fucking pocket now i don't understand and i've never yet something with microphones uh... sadly already here the evergore for anybody ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right, here's the Jewish guy going in.

Let's see what he has to say. Hey, Decaix, Sean, I'm going to respond to the rapid shift in the Americans opinion on Israel. Yeah. I want to start this off. I let you know that I'm Jewish myself and that I agree to groups like the ADL have gone way too far in the past few decades with their marketing BS. So, for years like most people, I've been noticing that people have been way, have been

to call them everyone not to these way too much and condemn them people just for sharing their opinion online. Yeah. But you got to remember, it's really mostly white women propagating that shit, even among the Jewish community, us Jewish men usually stay out of it. Whereas when it comes to the women, when they see it, they see an opportunity for attention and take to social media and start condemning everyone. So the point I'm really trying to make is that all of this is not the Jews fault, but can be traced all the way back to women as always. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Thanks. Because Jewish women are like the white women of white women. That's what nobody's allowed to say. You ain't kidding. I mean, they're hunting for their dead balls that they feel like it's their property. They're poor sons, man.

Like I mean, really? I mean, like, look, I know why there's so many wars over there. I know a lot of Jewish people. Yeah. I mean, I do. This is, I'm in LA in entertainment. And it's like, man, some of these poor sons, man, they're, I mean, their mothers are something else, man.

They, you wonder how they ever leave the house. I mean, how they've ever moved out. I gotta go, I gotta go genocide people. I'm outta here. I'm fucking outta here. I'll go, man, how did they, how did they ever escape the house? Yeah, like the Tiger Mom thing. The Asian Tiger Mom thing is like a big,

it's like a stereotype, but they got nothing on. It's like, yeah, we're okay making fun of them, but because we can't say how bad, you know, oh man, yeah, those diagram moms. It's a very complicated group. Yeah. Yeah, man. Cultures, a thing.

Yeah. I started not blame anybody. They do have everything that they do I would do. Like yeah, that's exactly how I would do it. Yeah, give it to your friends, give stuff to your, yes, yes, because you can trust them. Yeah, that's good, that's smart, that's smart. And then we're gonna do it to do this.

Like, well, don't do it. All right, that's gonna piss a lot of people off. I gotta, well, you guys know that, right? You know, that's gonna piss a lot. How do you not know that? Well, we're gonna call everybody a racist. Don't do that. Well, okay, I guess we're all just fucked then.

Yeah. Well, it's, you know, you've, there's something to the effect of like the, you know, the surest way to lose an argument is to overstate your position. Yeah, right. I mean, like you go way to, it argument is to overstate your position. Yeah, right. I mean, like you go way to, it's like, no, you undermine credibility for, yeah, here's,

here's one that I had to, speaking about overstating a position. Here's the Israeli, former Israeli intelligence chief. All right. Here's the Israeli former Israeli intelligence chief. All right. South is a big white and in the South, or several. He's talking about Anderson Cooper on CNN is talking about how they should evacuate,

how the Israel told Gaza Palestinians to evacuate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But aren't they himdened at every border? I mean, yes. Yes, the US government goes south. Oh, it's blocked, right? Well, the US pays Egypt to block them as it turns out. So, but they've, you know, they got,

they got a couple miles of area so they could go here and go back and fuck their houses and stuff, right? So he's asking, well, what do you expect them to do? Anderson Cooper's like, what do you expect them to do Anderson Cooper It's like what do you you tell him to go that way and then that's it. Yeah, it goes south Here's the former Israeli intelligence chiefs response There is we've been asking the Gothen to move to the Milwaukee area which is the area closest to the sea

And this is where the big ten cities have been established Fighting in the south and Hanunas does not mean that we're fighting in the same area. And as you- Okay, so you told them to go in a bunch of ten cities. If you told anybody in America to do that, we obviously nuke you and build a time machine to go back in time and kill your entire family. If you kick somebody other house, like, yeah, yeah. Kind of have our entire ideology as a country is based on never being told to do anything. Yeah.

So just FYI for you. Right. So you can tell you guys that we're gonna blow that. We're gonna blow that. We're gonna blow your ship. You're fine, you're free to go, you know, Oh, you want me to paint my house a different color? I'll kill you and all your family.

And I'm gonna make a John Wick movie just about, just about revenge for you. Just so you know that. Okay, so what else do you wanna add onto that? You're doing great so far. What do you wanna add? Do we've seen in the last couple of weeks the fighting is very surgical, it is slow, it is very methodical. We're trying not to reach any of the non-combatant

population in the country. We're trying hard. We're trying hard to kill. I mean, non-combatant. You want to make an omelette though, Dick. I don't want the omelette. Yeah. I'd ever wanted the omelette. I don't know. We're all getting the omelette. We're all getting an omelette though dick i don't want the omelette yeah i'd ever wanted that we're all getting the omelette we're all getting an omelette so you know okay we'll talk about making it all right okay well that that's surely that's it because that's pretty rough what you just said right i have a feeling though i have a feeling though this is an athlete through it's like

well we try not to uh... bomb any innocent people, but are there really any innocent people? Oh, did you think that? Did you already forget that out? That's where he's going. Well, this is how people, this is where people tired rhetoric, because they're using, they're using boomer rhetoric. That's why it's not working.

Because you already know you can, you can never be ahead of the, well, that is the joke, right? As soon as the audience gets ahead of the joke, you have to pivot. That's really a, like a textbook narcissist thing. I didn't do that. If I did do it, it's because you, so it's like, I don't know if you can call it. It's a movement.

No, no, no, no, it's a similar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. This is how it works. That turns out, yeah. Okay, let's hear what the Israeli intelligence chief has to say. As far as non-combatants go. In the Gaza Strip, and I think that there is no way that we can eradicate the Hamas without dealing with

most of its forces that have been that have fled to the South. Now, again, one little note, the non-combatant population in the Gaza Strip is a really non-existent term because all of the Gaza's voted for the Hamas. And as we have seen, I'm sure they had a choice, right? The population in the Gaza Strip are Hamas of this? We're thinking that it's not combative. So we're still the good guys. So even though they're all technically, we should get, we'd be in the right to kill them all, right?

We'd be in the right to kill them all. But we're treating them as non combatants, just because playing by your rules. Yeah, your rules, you any semis were playing by your rules. Wow. Yeah. I mean, they all voted for, they're all, they're all homos. Dick, that you know, last time they voted was, and go, oh, it's like 20 years or for 10 years, somebody.

Yeah. 2006. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know what, Hamas ran on? What? Bitton issue number one, um, anti corruption. Oh, really?

The other groups corrupt as fuck. Yeah. Corrupt as fuck. The other group they're talking about, yeah, it was their running mates or their, their adversaries. Yeah. Their main guy was, uh, imprisoned by the Israeli secret police. Oh.

During the election. Yeah. Corrupt as fuck. Yeah. Sure. Sure. For us, right? Yeah. Number two, number two issue.

Yeah. That's what it was. Number two, it's Paulistin. Paulistin is reported, where's my family feud music? Oh. You have some? I'm sure I do. Hold on.

Wow. Just a little note. That's what we go. He's going to put something in there. See, that's very fucking, you know, yeah. Serptitiously. No, not that one. Wow.

Do I not have it? Whatever. All right. All right. All right. something in there. It's very fucking, you know, yeah, surreptitiously. No, not that one. Wow. Do I not have it? Whatever. All right. We know I need to do the family feud. Oh, you remember you took fucking five minutes to look

for this the last time. Remember that you're like, that's not it. Starting the wrong, or was that we all afford? That was we all afford you. Yeah, your only feud is good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's right right away, see? Okay, what do you think?

Number one, number one reason. Number one, the corruption. Number one, number two. Number two. Pork is okay. I don't know. Keep going. Keep guessing.

Number two. These are real people living in absolute squallet poverty. Public assistance of some sort. That was it. Yeah, that was it. Yeah, schools, hospitals, stuff like that. So all those fuckers that voted for liberal entitlements, we got a fucking kill all of these.

What do you think they voted on, man? It's so fucking democracy uh... again can we get some schools over here what we got like an average right here for the sixty nine years or so bomb bomb and school school's up in this

school's all fucked up well the all-white that's not my eyes really a non-existent term. I don't know how Anderson Cooper just sits there with that look like he's getting fucked in the ass right now with our poppers. I don't think that's sitting well with him. I feel like what the fuck is?

I will shoot you right now for saying that shit. Actually, the term doesn't even exist. Really, it's not a real thing. It's not a real thing. It's not a real thing. Man, these motherfuckers are lucky. That Christianity exists. Dude, he'd be saying that shit without some fat retort in the Midwest.

I mean, some of these guys are, they're digging a hole, like you're nuts. Never say that. No. Who told you to ever say that on television? Dude, you gotta look like a fucking human being. Sex and we're killing all those kids, but you know, I'm not. This is exactly what I was saying.

Like, hey, we try not to do that. If a few of them happen to get killed, you know what, we could kill them all because they're all guilty. So we're being merciful. Wow. Don't say that. What's your, do you have something worse of that? You could say, guilty. So we're being merciful. Wow. Don't say that. What's your, do you have something worse

of that you could say? No. Oh, okay. That should be a good tell for you not to say that then. If you can not think of anything worse than that. Yeah, boy, that's right. Can you believe that happened? We have carte blanche to do whatever the fuck we do.

However bad we want to do it, we are justified. Why are we losing this war on TikTok? Why are people pissed at us for? Oh man, you guys are you're really playing this poor very poorly and it's maybe it's maybe it's that maybe it's the boomer social media advisors Maybe it's the you know, mark They've always been talking like this. It's that TikTok and Twitter didn't exist before. No, I know. I know, but they need, right, but they need to change the fucking rhetoric. Oh, no, it's not. You've got to make this, you've got to make this more palatable to, yeah, to younger people.

Their government, their government's going away. Yeah. Yeah. I think they'll steal the election from Trump governments, their government's going away. Yeah. Yeah. I think they'll steal the election from Trump again and then it will be vup. Goodbye. It'll be a river to the sea. Vup. Who the fuck knows?

I'm not for that, but I think that's what will happen. As Reagan civilians and they are spared from the fight. General Kim, the idea of negotiating to not fly drones for a given amount of time for that's what you got to that Cooperson you fucking it. Whatever. Good times. Okay, motherfucker. All right. Maybe I got one more as a palli? One more, okay. Wow, man. I just, like, can you believe that? You know, I mean, yeah, hi, guys, I guess, you know, I guess it doesn't necessarily. So, first of all, the idea of innocent palcenians,

that's retarded, all right? Right, right, right. It's just, it's kind of, it's just, yeah, I don't know what I was gonna say, but it's kind of, it's just, yeah, I don't know what I was gonna say, but it's kind of, it's like, wow, like you really, you just have no filter. Is that guy have like grandkids, or like, 10, what the fuck was that?

What are you doing? You're doing that shit? Idiot. Fuck are you doing? Why don't you go back to that thing how it's like, the N word with the A and the E a ER is different do that bit on Anderson Cooper Don't say that you were saying right okay Hey, hey Sean, I would make me a rage is drive through people

Interrupting you before your order is done. Yes. I want a number five was prize in a coke Yeah, and I get the V out in the five before this dumb bitch is going Yeah, and I get the V out in the five before this dumb bitch is going Shut up and listen woman. Yeah You do not set the cadence of my order, right? I know how to make the order I would like a number five and a medium-dive coke and a fries and thro'ja Okay, so you said a number five do you want to what size of the drink was that? No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You didn't listen, you started it up. I say the entire thing, I have ordered a drive-through my entire life, okay?

Don't fucking big league me. Like you're working the system different than me because only like 1% of you do this. And you need to be fired out of a cannon into the Middle East. I know how to order it, I know how to order it the drive-through. Right. I say it very clearly and explicitly. And I say the size for medium diets, I was like, in a fire, jumbo size, yes, with a sprite, fries, an Oreo shake, two

tacos, two orders of two tacos. Yeah. And a sourdough jack. Yeah. Okay, so you want the, do not start over. Yeah. Give it to somebody else. Quit. Go home. Quit. I know you know how, I know you know this is annoying because I know that every meal you've ever had was ordered to drive through.

Yes. Okay. Bye everyone. All right. Okay, bye everyone. All right.