The Dick Show - Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents, and everything else leading up to Maddox's 3-hour opus; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

But eh, bapah, bbom. I thought about on the way over here that made me fucking crack up. What's that? Remember when you and me and the two on express were living together? We got stoned and went to that Arbise and got like a costed by that guy who was talking about Dungeons and Dragons. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

He wasn't talking about Dungeons and Dragons. It was like tunnels and trolls or some shit. It was the first one that Dungeons and Dragons is based on. Well, that's what I learned, apparently. And the two one expressed up. That's talking to him. Yeah, oh, well, and we were trying,

well, yeah, and also busting up and looking at the two one expressed just like, why are you busting up and making fun of them? And he wasn't. And he panicked and tried to get out of the booth. Like he had the piss or something like that. Like he just ran into you. Like what are you doing?

Cause he was gonna lose it. He was gonna lose it. And he was, it embarrassed the shittin' out of him. He was talking to that guy. He kept talking, we were like, just cause he couldn't die. And he's like, who'd you not talk to him? That's one of those times that always used to happen to me. Or it's like, is this weird because it's weird

or is it weird because I'm stone? I was like, this would never happen to me sober. I would never have a conversation about tunnels and trolls. Like I can't believe that that would ever happen just some random guy. Like I don't even know how to happen. I don't think he said something to the guy first. I think he literally just came up and started talking about it.

No, it was something. He had like a magic shirt or something. I think magic to gather probably something like that over and say, oh, yeah, you play magic. What about tunnels and trolls? And we're like, yeah, starting to laugh. Yeah, he wouldn't. Do I express would not stop talking to him to like keep like politely?

No, and then what happened? We're like, just fucking stop. He's like, I can't. Yeah, basically. And then we're driving back. And that was the cause of his, he goes, as if anyone needed further proof, you guys are assholes.

I don't know why, what brought that into my head, but God, it was just so weird. And I can just see the panic on his face when he knew that we were like ready to lose our shit at any given moment. Yeah. And he was like, I gotta get the fuck out of here. Ha, ha, ha.

That was so weird. God, so much has happened this week. I forget what we've covered already. Well, we did the bonus on, yeah, Thursday. We did a bonus, both you and 80s girl like that one. Both of you said, oh yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, we did the bonus on, yeah, Thursday. We did a bonus. Both you and 80s girl liked that one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we had the Maddox, the Lost Maddox text leaks. Yeah, we did that. And we're that I was thinking about it. Also, the Eric July stuff, like the Wichonik in

the 3D, fucking chips stuff. Okay, it still kind of blows my mind. It's just preposterous. That his comic is not drawn at all. Right. That's just 3D renders of mannequins, like the Sims flipped over. Yeah. Not drawn, not traced, but just rendered. Like 3D models rendered. That's why that weird castle looks like that, because it's not drawn. Someone put a bunch of beer stands together into 3D's rendered. That's why that weird castle looks like that because it's not drawn.

Someone put a bunch of beer stands together into 3Ds and sketch up. I just, I can't get over the, the end table. You have a couch, the end table by the couch is in like multiple other comic books. Like it's, there's a whole universe. Well, yeah, comic universe. And then there's, I saw I'm making out with a sister in another comic or, I'm just, I'm, I'm kind of just dumbfounded Yeah, I don't know if I showed you this one

This is I've got two two if you like Eric July thing. Oh my god Did you see this one? Let me try to get this in frame so people can see it It says, this is one of his big fans, one of Eric's big fans, he'll argue with literally everyone. He has like 30,000 posts, you know, just art. All he does is argue with people. I thought he worked for him, but I don't think he does.

No, he's just okay. This guy says, how many chromosomes do you have? And he goes, more than you, that's for sure. Great. Yeah, I mean, you know what an extra chromosomes cause, right? That's it, yeah. It's, yeah. How many chromosomes do you have?

But more than you, that's for sure. Yeah. You can, oh boy. What do you think a chromosome is, man? Yeah. More than you. What are you? Are you?

Are you? Are you having? Are you sick? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Eric Shulai got himself a new editor. You know, he makes a lot of copy editing mistakes. Oh, yeah.

If you see in those, no, no, no, you know, I don't, I've never gone to anything that he's ever done. Well, it's in IZom. There's a whole threat. Your brain probably filled in the gaps. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, there's a big dramatic quote that he's ever done. Well, it's in I-Zomb. There's a whole threat. Your brain probably filled in the gaps. But there's like, well, I mean, there's a big dramatic quote when he's talking about his backstory because- But Calvary is what I-

That was it. Yeah, that's a nice one though. It was an example of a big dramatic quote where he talks about his backstory and he goes, the good guys are always expected win. Oh, really? Like that's like isolated on the page. The good guys are always expected win. Wow, I didn't catch that because you do fill in.

You fill in. It's like that concept where if you jumble the letters around in the middle. Yeah, but the first and the last or the first, you know, like the first phonics and the last or you will totally read it fine. Yeah, exactly. So he leaves out like, or he repeats words like that. It's all the ones you would always, like all the ones that the spell checker underlie. you will totally read it fine. Yeah, exactly. So he leaves out, or he repeats words like that, it's all the ones you would always,

like all the ones that the spell checker underlines with blue. Yeah. Yeah, there's no excuse for it. There's definitely no excuse for a copy editor to miss it. No, that's the entire job. That's their entire job. Yeah.

Well, he's hired a new editor and here's his announcement. I had a lot of pain and white. Yeah, I had a lot of trouble paying attention to the last one. Actually, like I didn't say that's probably why I didn't catch it. It was bad. Um, not engaging at all bad story. And the artist is, well, the art is not even art as found out. Uh, can and white says, I don't tweet here often.

He, he, but just saying thanks, yo, Eric July and the ripover for the war welcome myself and these two girls are ready to bring it being and editor No Is this this is really his guy? I want to I want to thank everyone for the war welcome. Being and editor is new territory for me. How new? Are you going to start after this tweet? Are you ready to bring it? Being and editor is new territory for me,

but death down for the challenge. Exciting things to come. Onward and upward. Oh yeah, still going to be bring that artist heat to make no mistake. Now you say is this for like street cred and he really is gonna put on his glasses and yeah, but you know, what it is. Okay, I'm here for my first day at the energy job. Hey, buddy, this is a black company. You're black. We like to hear it the rip of verse. We like to play up how black we are,

you know, he has a cell into white nerds. So he's not just about this or anything. Oh, yeah, still gonna be bring that artist heat to make no mistake. Come on. Black piece side. Now, here's the kicker. A lot of people will just say, well, that's pretty inexcusable for anyone. That, that lack, that amount of grammar, that number of grammar mistakes is inexcusable for an adult man. That's what I say. Certainly a writer, but overwhelmingly an editor. That would be, this resume goes straight into the trash. Yeah, right.

Here's my, here's my resume. I'm a pleying for the copiated air position. Trash. You just sorted yourself, buddy. Or yeah. Or this guy has the best sense of humor of all time. Being an editor, and you'll see that there's two spaces between his new territory for me. So something was weird was done here. Some sort of word was removed and not all the space and not all the spaces, which again, the one job is perfection in the copy. Some people will say, well, it's just a one-off tweet. Go easy on him. Anybody could flub a one-off tweet right to which I say a grown man in no circumstance, can you, in that short a tweet, can you make so many errors? Many errors.

I could forgive the wrong too, or you're, or you're, or you're, like, you know, it's except, you know, or a fact, sorry. Then, then, yeah, except would be a bad one. But sure, it can happen. Even to people who know better. Okay, but sure. It can happen. Even to people who know better. Being in it.

Okay, so I'll say, okay, maybe you make, okay, you made four mistakes in two sentences. Okay, you know, but then you'll see at the bottom here, the tweet says, last edited, meaning he wrote it, well, he's been up for an hour and 34 minutes at least. Oh, yeah. Yeah, one edited at one 34 P.M. So even if the writing was bad, the editing was worse. Yeah. So it, oh, last edited.

So what it means that he, this means he wrote it and then clicked, oh, there's a mistake. It would say post it or something, right? Say that. Oh, it would have that edited thing. Okay, got it. It would just be blank. Got it. Oh, no. Being an editor, being an editor, maybe he did it on purpose, you know, maybe shit is pants on purpose. It happens. Maybe, I mean, maybe everybody's just fat and retarded on purpose nowadays. That's a big joke to me. Those are really, this is really triggered. You, everyone's going to be fat and retarded today. Oh, you guys were right. You got, you got me. Yeah. You got me. I am, you know, more curious than ever to read issue three to

red. Yeah. Why is she three? We're gonna make issue three first though Because all the assets are free. May I? Um, what number three? What a loser Well, everybody thanks for the war welcome the war welcome Being and editor is new for me, but I'm still gonna be the artist. I'm still gonna be bringing be artist heat too.

Yeah, yeah. Make no mistake. Yeah. I'm here for the long haul. No you. All right, there we go. Should let me down interesting roads. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. How do you fuck up so much? No you all right here we go should let me down interesting roads

How do you fuck up so much? I don't know No idea oh my god Welcome to you I think you need to you like that you've got it So show wherever the contest can be live or a month. I'm Bronca Deepen, the heart of the city. You feel your me host. Tick Bash is an AK, the $20 million man. Joining is always this world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, dick.

What's up buddy. Yeah, you know, thank you for not killing yourselves everyone. Mm-hmm. Um, although I don't understand. Wait a little closer to Christmas. Yeah, you know, because, you know, if you're not gonna have a good Christmas, neither should they, right?

If you're gonna do it, do it on Christmas day. So they don't, you know, you're saving your family all kinds of Christmas celebrations in the future, right? True. Like, well, we can't save them money. Gifts for suicide anniversary, are we? Right. Right.

Okay. Lots of, you just cut gift spending in half. Oh yeah, okay. Do something good with your life at least, or your death at least. Of some consideration. Some consideration. I asked my sister what to get my girlfriend for Christmas.

That's hilarious. I could hear that the beer bottle vibrating. No, I don't know. Yeah. What to get for Christmas? Yeah, I'd suggest you to ask me. Do you ask her about gift ideas? Yeah, because they're the same. They have the same, they have a lot in common.

Well, oh, you're talking about the kids. I'm asking my sister what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. Oh, oh, yeah, sorry. She sends me a pay attention now. She sends me a link that's like, oh yeah, here it's this beauty regimen product. And I go, skin regimen product. I click it and it says, it has a light, rejuvenating light filter.

And I said, no, this is it. This is the one shot. Yeah. This is the line in the sand. We cannot let them cross. We can, all of us, we have to put a stop to the light rejuvenating beauty treatments. We let them have the rakey. We let them have everything else.

We let them have everything else, but I will be goddamned. If we are spending the rest of eternity locked in tiny houses with, went fat women with hockey masks on their face and lights glowing out of it like a gay disco Jason. This is not the future we are, this is not the future that we will choose. Not my future. We will choose plain old faces.

That's what we're getting. We're getting skin. We're not gonna let them do this. If you see one, you take it, take it, and send it back or destroy it. Immediately. Immediately, do not let them get away with this. There will be, they'll have suits.

They'll be like the Michelin man forever if we allow this. Right. All of our houses will be special rejuvenating lights. Yeah. We'll live in a fucking European disco. Men, young men will grow up never having seen a white light. They'll see it on television on old reruns. Right. Daddy, why is the light so white? And you can see everything, you go,

son, we didn't use to live under a rejuvenating field of red and blue lights. But we let one day in 2023 in Christmas, all women got hockey masks with lights on them. And then they said, well, if we're wearing hockey masks, let's just turn all the lights to rejuvenating lights and we'll live forever. We cannot allow this.

If you see one at Christmas, destroy it. Destroy it and get, don't accept it. If you see something, if you have to, but do something. Do something about it. This is the line. This is the line. It's indefensible to allow this. I said, I texted back, are you out of your if that's fucking bullshit

Don't ever send me any of that shit again. Don't ever send me any rejuvenating lights again It's fucking bullshit. It's bullshit and you should feel bad Do not tolerate it. We tolerate it for too much for too much We've tolerated it for years and this is the one that we are not gonna tolerate It's different than the others. It's different. You're really channeling Adolf Hitler. Destroy them. Yeah, we're going to destroy them. We're going to Sephora. We're gonna break the class. History joke. They will put the masks outside. Or we will storm this afforda and destroy them.

I'm serious. I'm serious. Do not allow it. Do not allow it. Because that's my late any social convention if you're at, if it's your girlfriend's friend and she says she got one, you tell her that's that's that's my late any social convention if you're at if you're if it's your girlfriend's friend And she says you got one you tell her that's fucking stupid that's bullshit. It doesn't do anything Because we're gonna die no matter what you do you old bitch. We've passed the slippery slope You know and now we're boiled it's a snowball, you know

Try not to make it a full blown afel and already dead There's nothing left for us to lose. Yeah. We're taking it back and this is the line in the sand. Whatever they put those lights on, we will destroy. Right. That is my vow to you.

Then they're gonna have to be as fat as they want. Yeah. Incorporate some kind of defensive architecture to Sephora or something, you know. It's you want to play hockey bitch slapstick right here face. There you go. Yeah, incorporate some kind of defensive architecture to Sephora or something, you know? You wanna play hockey bitch slapstick right here face. There you go. Wait, slap shot. Yeah, oh, slapstick, I knew what you meant.

And so will they. Yeah. God, that light. Fucking disco Jason. I am not getting my girlfriend a disco jason again. Disco jason mask, okay? That's not happening in this house. Anything else but that.

It would be careful, anything else. I mean it. There's libel to be something stupid or coming along shortly. No, that's impossible. Okay. They won't think of something. If they get this,

if the women get this rejuvenating laser beam mask, yeah, they it'll take them 20 years to think of something, Dumber. Okay. Things move in cycles. Yeah. Like interest rates. This is the, this is the peak. We've got to stop this one. Uh, we've got to chop it off at the flappy underarm things. Okay. Anything, anything, say anything. Here's something else that makes me a rage. Here's Elon Musk showing his gay cartoon car off to a bunch of men and they take turns throwing,

they take, they're a contest. The one where he threw the thing right, fucking through his truck window. Yeah, everything's that. Everything's that. Well, that was like a few years ago his truck window. Yeah. Everybody on breakable. That was like a few years ago, right? Where it's like unbreakable. So they have a contest these will be unbreakable. They have a contest these tech guys to see who can have the sissyest throw.

Yeah. Traveling. I was gonna say where Elon has picked the ugliest car in the world. Then he pulls it up to, I don't know why, I don't know what the deal with this car is. He pulls it up to a programming warehouse or whatever farm. And these guys take turns throwing it as gay as you've ever seen. Wow, look at that. Look at that toss. The first pitch at San Francisco's annual World Series

of Butt Sex. Why did that sound like a tennis ball? I mean, yeah, it's like a soft baseball. Yeah, I mean, I don't know where. This is like the electric bike. There's gonna be a bearish choice. Yeah, where's the tungsten cube that I get to throw at this thing?

No, that's not happening. Just throw up winning God's name. Have you ever needed an unbreakable window on your car? And throw something that normally breaks a window. A rock. Yeah, I mean, at the win at the windshield. A golf ball. That's, you know, a car windows are broken around golf courses. That's a very specific problem. Well, somebody hooks it over, you know, you park on the street,

somebody hooks it over the fence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The footballs leave the course all the fucking time. Yeah. And they will break a window. Do that. So what should they get like John Daley? Who's that guy that wears the crazy outfits? Is that John Daley? Well, he's smoking a cigar. Smokin' a cigar.

I mean, he has some wild outfits, but they should let him just tee up and, I mean, just blow the fucking thing. It can get into it. I hate everything about this car. As someone who's driven a truck, my, basically my whole driving life, I feel like I'm allowed to say,

I fucking hate this truck. And I don't know who drives a truck, wants to drive this piece of shit. I can't see the whole thing, but it looks hideous. It looks hideous, like is that? No, I mean, I just can't. It looks like a polygon.

It looks like a PlayStation 1. No, I know, that's right. I don't know why the marketing around it has culminated in throwing baseballs at the window. People are lining up to throw baseballs at a fucking car. Like the very last thing I have ever cared about. The kick the tires is even dumb. That thing, like the instruction given to the designers

is like, make it look futuristic. Like that's people's idea. That's an idiot's idea of what the future looks like. Yeah. Like panels and angles and like the worst design transformer of all time. Oh.

I can't. That is. Can you go ahead and throw this ball at this truck? It's going to bounce off. Okay, well, can I stand like 30 feet away? No, go ahead and stand five feet away. So I'll break my face if I throw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we want.

That's just, you know, like great, great design is timeless. And bad design is dated from moment one. And that's, so Elon Musk goes, he goes to suck off Netanyahu to get his ad money back. Oh, gotcha. Who, Netanyahu, right after he murders 10,000 kids. You know, he goes, oh shit. 10,000 kids?

Is that the, that's the tally for, I think so. That's like 40% under 14 in Palestine. Yeah. He killed like 20,000 people, so. Oh, God, really? I haven't been keeping up with him. I think it was one of a cut. It's just a couple atomic bombs that they've dropped.

Ordinance-wise. Oh, yep, but you know, a thousand. A thousand? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a couple Hiroshima's. Yeah. Yeah. We're in a new guy.

You guys already did, newtonkasa. Well, it's like what a lot of people, what a lot of people don't know is like how the fire bombing of Tokyo was killed more people. Like their Shima, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I believe, I think it was, I think it was for sure over 100,000, it varies with Hiroshima and Nagasaki,

but it's like who died immediately, who died after. You know, I see the numbers in different places. I mean, it's a fuck ton in all of it, but like people forget about the fire bombing of Tokyo, which was fucking an incredible amount of death. Yeah. So, I have little different circumstances too. I'm not saying we weren't at war. Yeah. little different circumstances too. I'm not, you know, not saying we weren't at war. You know.

Yeah. We. Yeah. Yeah. It was really important to us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so Elon runs his mouth on Twitter and everyone says, Oh, you're, uh, you're an anti-Semite. We're not running ads on Twitter anymore. Yeah. You're gonna die, right? Yeah. So Elon Musk runs over to Israel and gets down on his knees and sucks off Netanyahu right when he after he murders all the kids like, see, I'm not a smettaglick. I'm sucking this guy out. Hey, you should just give him a truck. Just give him a fucking truck. Throw some, let him throw some shit at the throw palestinian kids at it.

Oh God. Yeah. I love that line him up. Yeah. But then he comes back and everybody's like, oh, yeah, we got to support this guy. It's free. He's the last guy at free speech. But Alex Jones is still banned.

Alex Jones, who he says is not coming back because he made fun of dead kids, families. Yeah, right? Yeah, not coming back because that's too far. Well, you just lost your ad money for being anti-Semitic. Yeah, like obviously, dumb. Yeah. So now you're blowing a child murderer?

What about Alex Shones? What, where's the, where's the consistency, bud? I mean, you know, it's different. Yeah, it's not, who cares about consistency? No, there isn't any. What have you done for me lately? You'll go crazy trying to, you know, trying to make those arguments.

Yeah. Here's a, here's a good one. Uh huh. Here's a, here's a good one. Uh huh. Here's one. Reagan. This is, this is a Reagan quote brought to you by, brought to you by the government. Yeah.

Oddly. Really? Town hall. Yeah, tell me if there's, tell me if you remember this Reagan quote, uh, education sect from the education secretary. That's probably my favorite department of the government. I'm sure I can see you have a yeah. I love both of those things. I know. Yeah, here it is. You know, we're gonna set up follow ups, ups, ups, illiterate up for like a whoop.

You know, we're gonna set set up follow-up calls with every governor we met with to make sure we're available. As I think it was President Reagan said, we're from the government. We're here to help. There's there are. Is that sound right to you? No, it doesn't. It doesn't sound like it came from the White House. It came from Reagan. And the quote was, he's saying that nine words, the nine most frightening words in the

English language are, we're from the government and we're here to know. I immediately got that that was like, it's something you're making fun of it. The worst thing ever. Right. That was not, you've co-opted it. Yeah. You, there's no stopping that. Because I've heard people say that.

Yeah. It's like, yeah, we're from the government. We're here to help. Don't worry. We won't fuck everything up or anything. There's no room for nuance with these people. You know, like a little snarky slide. Oh, here's a clever aphorism.

It's just, you're retarded. Talk about that. That's what it has to be. Yeah, out of, you know, you should know the context of which a quote was said. At least you're not in charge of something important, like passing on knowledge from one generation to another with its contextual relevance intact fully. Erick's editor is going to replace him. When the outcry of this, it's like, oh my God. The worst person to be misquoting that.

Uh, yeah. Yeah. I think it was Reagan who said, we're here from the government, we're here to help. He didn't say that, actually. Yeah. He said, if you hear those words run, He said, if you hear those words run. Ah, yeah.

I see what else I have, yikes. Can't make this shit up. Here's a new one. Here's a good one from, I like going over Israel's PR flubs. Oh boy. That's my favorite thing. There's a lot of them too. They're getting better.

Here's one. Here's outspoken Israel guy. But I don't wanna just talk about Israel. This is what he says, a couple million people, it's on it. He says, this is the hostage release deal. And it's, it looks like it's Jesus on the left with an Israel flag over him. Yeah. Which I don't know if Israel was super hype on Jesus. Maybe that's a recent thing.

And then there's what looks to be Satan with a fucking... With a Palestinian... With a 12 pack, man. Look at... Why did they make Satan so much? You're like, you're fucking ripped. Look at that shit. You know, why do you have to work on those deltoids?

That's not just you in one shoulder exercise. I mean, he's getting the front, the middle, the back, the... Yeah, how come Jesus has all his clothes on? Look at them, like Jesus has like a diaper on. Look at the expression on Satan's face, too. He's loving it. What's up? Yeah. What's up, Jesus? Yeah. They did make Jesus a little taller.

Yeah, well, he's got the horns, though. That was the true, yeah. Yeah, well, he's got the horns though. That was the true. Yeah, you're right about that. But then the Satan has a bunch of angels in cages, little children angels. Right, like a shelter. Yeah, like a border. Right, like a shelter, like a pound puppy, you know?

Yeah, and then Jesus has a bunch of devils, little baby, little children devils, in cages. The one on the bottom toward the, toward Jesus actually looks like he might have a chance of being innocent. He's kind of, kind of cute looking. A lot of the, the others, those, oh yeah, this guy on top's gone already. Oh yeah, no one's on. So is the man. Yeah, those are, no one's got psychoirates.

Psychoirates, yeah. But these guys have a chance, maybe. Yeah. Um, they're chance, maybe. Yeah. They're young people. I think this is effective messaging, saying that the children are a little baby Satan's. Where did this come from? Some fucking idiot.

I don't know, some, I mean, some paid Israel PR. Very good. Very good. I don't think that's a good idea. Oh, no, yeah. I'm talking about like that. Right. I mean, it's just, you know, though,

I mean, the easy thing to do is just, you know, dehumanize the other side. That's right. I mean, it's the, if you can get people, if you can convince people that the other side are somehow like subhuman, like you can pretty much do whatever you want. You can pretty much do whatever you want. You can pretty much do whatever you want.

Or you just do whatever you want and say, well, you paid for it, so you don't you think it was a good idea? Well, I guess, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if you put it that way. People, I see the meme, like, countries have a right to defend themselves, and I'm kind of blows my mind.

How does abstract concept have a right to defend themselves and I'm kind of well it kind of blows my mind like I don't how does a abstract concept have a I don't know what do you mean? Does like happy hour have a right to defend itself? What are you talking about? I don't know What do you mean when you say it? That's what I really want to get yeah, cuz people have Right a specific it's probably a little different to everybody. Yeah, it is. I'm sure. Like most things. The Alex Jones, the family that sued Alex Jones for like infinity trillion dollars.

Was it just one family? All of it. Oh, that's what I mean. Yeah. Pretty sure. Kitching. Yeah. Yeah.

They said they're willing to settle. Yeah. I mean, yeah, sure. One point five billion, they realize they overshot, they blew their load a little bit. said they're willing to settle. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, sure. 1.5 billion. They realize they overshot, they blew their load a little bit. Well, he's not going to get anything if it's too high. Well, he'll just declare fucking bankruptcy regardless, right?

I mean, like his stuff, like, they could have got like a million bucks. He's not, I mean, I don't think he's going to get for that, but they're not getting no 1.5 billion bucks, right? Obviously not. So they realize they've not getting to 1.5 billion bucks. No, obviously not. So they realize they fucked up. Yeah. I'm like, uh, what's, yeah, we'll take 80 million. Is that the number? They're negotiating. Yeah, they're negotiating now.

Well, they're not going to get that either. I mean, they're going to go, I think they're going to go lower. They're going to, Alex Jones is going to skate by with pennies on the dollar. Well, yeah, it's like an IRS deal, you know, I mean, if they allegedly, does anyone support those motherfuckers? Well, I mean, showing somebody for that much money. Like, okay, I mean, it sucks, sucks that he made funny, you guys, but one point. I mean, it's not a, it's not a, it's not a real number. Yeah, it's not a real number. I find that, I find it to be a little crass. Uh, You know, I'm symbolic, a symbolic anti-speech

victory over one man being negotiated down for pennies because I get the money, I get the emotion that like, but it's like wanting money of that. Like I want to punish him so fucking bad. But like, if you port. If you really feel that strongly, then just fucking kill them and go to jail. Yeah, one point fuck I've got to let off. You know? I mean, if they're, you know, temporary insanity, although like a lot of time is bad,

that would the window for that may be have, but the judge might just say, like, yeah, you know, fucking fucking, maybe that guy too. You never know. You never know. You never know. Here's, I hope they don't get any of them, anything at this point.

Here's a, here's a lovely little house. This is where we're gonna live in a couple years. So this is my Mexican man's gonna walk us through our few towns. You asked for it? And, this is nice Mexican man's going to walk us through our few towns. You asked for it, and here it is. The most affordable home in San Antonio, Texas. Let's check it out. Look at this. It's a whole neighborhood of man's, like, Frank Houses.

Remember that? But there's missing the houses between them. Yeah, that weird. Those are like what they used to call row houses, like back in like poor areas and stuff, but they're the row houses. Row houses. Because they're long and narrow and kind of like in a row,

and you'd have multiple families living like front to back. They like, there's like separate. This is kind of how they used to sort of build them, but like now they're even smaller, I think. You see them in areas like I think they have a lot, they used to have a lot in the South, they had like a lot in Detroit, like Chicago, like couldn't they just make them a little bigger, you know?

Yeah. So they're not like funny looking. Yeah. You wanna go home and this house that you could like stretch your arms across. Kinda crappy. Yeah. All right guys, so we got here as a tiny hole. You have a little breakfast nook here. And you have a full kitchen.

You have a sink, dishwasher, stove, and you have a space for refrigerator. How many square feet are there? Like, we're in the bedroom. It's small, but it's affordable. Nope. I guarantee you it looks smaller in person. Yeah, you think. Yeah, because actually, I'm surprised that it's that big.

Yeah, yeah, look. Okay, he's has his arms open and he's more than halfway across the house. Right? I get, oh, oh, oh, width wise. Yeah, yeah, like, probably that door frame. Yeah. Yeah, look, look. Here is, it. Like, probably that door frame. Yeah. Yeah, look, look, here is, it's cut, so you don't see the walls right here and here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very narrow. I think we could do better than that, guys. You know, you know, I mean, a little better than a, I used to think so. Now, I probably, I think that's about right. That's about right. That's where they deserve. Well, I will, you know what? about right. That's about right. That's why they deserve people.

Well, you know what, go live in the tiny house. I think now that's fucking around too much. I think a lot of people are going to look at that and go like, oh, shit, I'd like to own that. Because they're in worse. Yeah. Like they're in like some apartment that's fucking three times what? It should be what you can afford.

Yeah, because everybody else in the apartment buildings on rent control, that used to drive me insane in living in Hollywood where I was paying like, I mean, looking back, I was paying like 19 something a month. Yeah. And there was old people. Dude, I wish I paid that now. Yeah, yeah, I mean.

Yeah. But then there was the old people in there were always going slow all the time, who were paying like $400, because we're ranked control forever. Yeah. I'm getting fucked by this. There's a nut here that's not being covered by you.

I remember, you guys get a fucking everything. I used to work, I used to work in, no, I used to work with a guy who lived in Santa Monica and really close to the beach and he had been there for so long. I want to say like his rent was something like like like 425, like in Santa Monica on the beach. Exactly. No, he was like, I'm never moving.

You can't ever move. Right. Billy Eilish says men don't face criticism about their bodies because girls are nice. No, they're not. They're not. They're tipped for brained whore. What are you talking about?

Nobody ever says a thing about men's bodies. If you're muscular, cool. If you're not cool. If you're rail thin, cool. If you have a dad bod, cool. If you're pudgy, love it. Everybody's happy with it. What the fuck kind of gaslighting shit is this? You know why? Because girls are nice. They

don't give a fuck because we see people for who they are. You know how many fucking fat broads have six feet or over only on their Tinder profiles? Really? Every single one. Yeah. Women are obsessed with the number six feet. They don't even consider you a man if you're under six feet tall. Well, who cares which is psychotic? Because you can't control that. Who came up with man lit? Like, oh yeah, guys, we just love,

we'd love just love disparaging each other for, you know, guys who are all, the average height is under six feet tall, made up this entire economy where they disparage each other for all being under six feet tall. That's what happened, Billy Isles, you stupid bitch. You know, they can just move to the Netherlands. I think the Netherlands are the tallest people. Oh, yeah, definitely.

I think so. I've never heard one. I guess our penises aren't part of our body, because I've never heard a woman say anything negative or about any guy's penis ever. Right. Right. Yeah, that's, if you're muscular, cool. What if you disappointed a woman in some way, then what?

Oh, you must have a small dick. Would you like guns or mining your own business? Right. Small dick. Big truck. Small dick energy. Everything's small dick, small dick, small dick. Confensation, compensation, compensation.

Yeah. You fucking dumb bitch. Fuck you. Lose weight. How about that? Stop eating. Okay. You believe that?

Never heard of something so ridiculous. Okay. Okay. Report hate speech to the police. No. Okay, you believe that? Never heard something so ridiculous. Okay, report hate speech to the police. No, Ireland. Ireland's not, Ireland's not, we played the, was it the prime minister? What do they have? Do they have a prime minister?

Do they have a, do we play this one? No, no, no, no, but this is following up on, was it last, we were cracking down, they were on to hate you. This one motherfucker said that he wished that all the anti-immigration protesters were shot in the head. This guy is a limerick city counselor. Says he wishes anti-immigration protesters were shot, quote, shot in the head. Not even an animal does these kind of thing.

So he even, he didn't even use proper English when talking about, he used immigrant English when he's talking about how. This kind of thing or these kind of things, kinds of things. I don't know. Get, go shit in a river. Get July's fucking editor on this stat.

Man, if you're gonna talk about anti-immigration protest, are you doing it on purpose to piss people off? Shit in a river! Get your lies fucking editor on this stat. Man, if you're gonna talk about anti-immigration protests, are you doing it on purpose to piss people off? No, I know. You know you're not conjugating those words properly, bro. And you know that. You can't save a stuff. You're, I mean, you will get shot in the head. Are you trying to be like the JFK of immigrants in Ireland?

Right, right, right. Good God. Let me see. At a council meeting, he's a member of the Fionna Fale said, I don't know what that is. Me either. Not even an animal does these kind of thing. I'm pretty sure animals, like animals are pretty violent. Well, yeah,

I mean, they're totally uninstinct animals can be very violent. Not even an animal protects it's self from outsiders. Well, I'm pretty sure that's all they do. No, they just eat and then kill things that are trying to get in on their eating territory. Yeah, but they're worse than that. Some kill for sport. Yeah. Fun. Okay. Yeah.

Not even an animal does these kind of thing. Thank you. Come again. It's very shameful. And they should get public punishment. Bro, how are you speaking this poorly? Speaking English is poorly. Talking about anti-immigration.

I'd like to see them shot in the head or bring the public in and beat them until they die. Oh, okay. Wow! Wow, man. Wow! Wow, wow, we wow. Okay.

Let's see how the women are handling it. Oh, thank you. Here they've got an Ireland island they have a bunch of women in the government for some reason i guess they got tired of having a good country is addressing the extremist content online like hate speech and incitement to violence and kumashu naman is a lens new online safety and media regulator and will also be joint regulator along with the european commission for the

e-U digital services act and will also be joint regulator along with the European Commission for the EU Digital Services Act. My department has ongoing engagement with on Commissune and I have met them two weeks ago, met with on Commissune again yesterday for an update on last week's events. And they informed me that they had engaged immediately with the large platforms and with the Guaradi and the European Commission and that the platforms had activated their instant response plans and their engagement is continuing. On commission is calling for those who see hate speech or other illegal content online to report it

to the platforms or to unguar the Shia Conneth. That's the police. Yeah. So have you seen any kind of hate speech called cops? Are you? Woo, mama. Thank God we have guns. Thank mama. Thank God we have guns. Thank God.

Thank God we have guns and thank God. People are afraid of them. Yeah, sure. Thank fucking Christ. Things would be so much worse. This is important, but even more so important next year. So because once on Comasune is fully operational next year, people will be able to report to them directly if their think-a-platform has ignored or wrongly rejected their complaints.

More efficient. More efficient system for shutting down speech. The things that are very, very efficient with regard to the government are always bad things. Yeah, Holocaust is super efficient. Yeah, that's peak efficiency. Right. Right. Right. That was the government of the people

where they say how they can really like just get rid of all the red tape and road blocks when it's, you know, when it's something bad, it's like, boy, you can get to hell so quick. Everyone talks about killing baby Hitler if they had a time machine. Yeah. If you just go back, baby Hitler and just show him what's happening here. You see what you did here, buddy? Yeah.

There was a big problem right now, because of you, and he's like, Voss? Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm not gonna do this. Any of this, then. I'm just gonna go work on painting.

Why don't you just keep working on the painting? Mine bad. Yeah, I see. Yeah. These guys want to kill baby Hitler, all right? Yeah. I'm showing you the consequence. Oh, right, okay, okay.

Allowing you to make maybe a different choice. Yeah, you have a better choice, Hitler. Right. But people don't want to hear that. People don't want to hear what I would do with the time machine. No. I ask Kiwi Chris if he would help stove get a hooker

and he asked if he could help me find a brain surgeon. So I don't think that's happening. Uh, that was that was that was what would he retort? Yeah. He, I assume he listens to the show, right? I mean, I asked him, I don't think he listens to show it all. Really?

He only listens to ham radios. That's all he cares about. That's very autistic, isn't it? Well, if it wasn't, it is now. I had a, I had a, I guess a step, a step grandfather who was like it. I mean, to me, it's like a really old thing, like, you know, Hamradios.

Yeah. Actually, I think it might be regular radios. He got kicked off of Hamradios. Oh, I call sign guy. Like, it's on the forums is being banned. Yeah. Unbelievable. regular radios. He got kicked off a ham radios. Oh, I call sign guy. It's on the forums as being banned. Unbelievable. I said, can you, will you help this guy find a hooker?

And he said, I can help you find a brain surgeon. I said, well, he needs you and you're an expert. So Chris said, who's he? It's Stove. And then he says, I saw Stove was an F-slur. He said, he said the word though. Right. And I? It's Stove. And then he says, I saw it, Stove was an F-slur. He said the word though. Right. And I think he's beyond redemption.

Like, but he doesn't, how would he know who he is? He's dealt with him before. He's dealt with him before? I guess they have a, some sort of a history together. Really? Yeah. Oh, I guess it's important. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe he's just, he's so used to just insulting hookers that he can't you know not write like that So he's just he's like Don Rickles. Yeah, I just like can't turn it off. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah Can't turn it off. You puck. Yeah Let's see if I have anything else here two teenage boys were arrested. Oh over misogyny. Wow, that's Boys were arrested. Oh, over misogyny. Wow, that's Uh We got to break these boys out Two teenage boys were arrested for alleged

misogynistic cheering aimed at a referee Rebecca Walsh during Birmingham City match against Sheffield. So this is England Wednesday city match against Sheffield. So this is England Wednesday. Woof. Two teenage boys got arrested. Let's see Rebecca Welch. Alleged, alleged misogynistic chanting. I don't think you need to use alleged there. Yeah, it's like, what do you mean alleged?

Who, two 17 year old boys have been arrested for alleged misogynistic chanting towards the referee Rebecca Welsh. Yeah. Uh, who is blind? Oh, wow. Uh, I'm looking for that. That's hilarious.

Prior to Saturday's fetch, Birmingham City put out a statement pleading with support orders to refrain from offensive chanting directed at the female rep. So they had a female ref and they had to put out a statement saying, can you please not? Yeah, they're a contrile or they wouldn't. I know what they call her fat whore or something. They're asked, they're, she can't be the only female ref ever. They're going to arrest all of the men. They're going to have to eventually arrest every single fan that goes to the game. Okay. You're telling me that none of the adult men did any kind of misogynistic chance. It was only two teenage boys. That's it.

What is going on over there, guys? You need to get your fucking heads in the game. Put out a statement pleading with supporters to refrain from offensive chanting. Guys, we got to get out in front of this. Okay. Director, they're having a woman ref a game. We've got to release a statement asking people not to use any misogyny. A police spokesperson said it's Birmingham is they had the problem up there.

So they're saying, hey, citizens of Birmingham, you know, cool it with the anti-setting, settle down. It's like, nobody ever said that in Boston when they're yelling n words at every sporting event for the last 50 fucking years. You know, like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

however, oh yeah, a police spokesperson said woman, uh, we have arrested two boys for misogynistic chanting at the female referee during Birmingham city's home game at St. Andrews today. Our officers heard the chance being directed at the official and acted quickly. They acted quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's a good thing. Like, yeah, yeah, they acted quickly.

Yeah, they're right on it. Officers were on the scene in minutes. Yeah, guns and white trash, man. Wow. That's what's keeping this country together. That's what's keeping the country together. Who are both 17? Currently and constantly and custody

on suspicion of a public order offense as we carry out inquiries. That's a woman? Wow. How did they, maybe they didn't know? What did they chant? Right. Oh, this was their, look at, this was their ad,

this was their pre-game ad for, but stop abusing it. Referees. Just stop abusing it in general. I mean, because it's all the referees right We're only meeting one shit here, you know, we're not talking about the one woman right all of them That's that's we're all getting a little fat around the holidays. Okay, that's pretty crazy You're getting a little better. I'm always sure I've got fat. What yeah

The pararion custody. Inquiries continue. My God. Wow. The incident comes blah, blah, blah. Different, yeah. This was the exact type of story Birmingham city looked to avoid

following their proactive statement before the game. They shouldn't have arrested in two years then. Yeah, well, I mean, because that's not like, that's kind of like the opposite. It's like the strife and effect in some way where it's, yeah, nobody really knew. The story isn't the misogyny you idiot,

it's the arresting two boys. Yeah. Yeah, and now it's just getting talked about and debated and like, what kind of fucking law is this? What kind, you know, like, this will not be tolerated. Okay, so kill him. What does that mean? Tritum, this will not be tolerated.

Well, they're boys, what are you gonna do? Tradeum to Palestine. Santa Mita Pazza. Yeah, see, all right, exactly. They'll fit right in. I love that kind of shit there. They do not have female reps. Definitely not.

This will not be tolerated. Such behavior. Oh yeah, everybody. The whole stadium should come back hard with the misogyny. It should sing a whole anthem about it. Right, it's time. Try arresting everybody. So some support for these boys.

Everyone should take a day to be cruel to women. So what she is, she is the first, when did she start? Scrawl for a minute? First ever woman referee to be involved in Premier League. Okay. The promotion of Welsh was the latest example of PG-MOL. And when did she start? Was that her first game?

Right. Well, that's not full time in 2019. Uh, 2010, she began. Yeah, I'm just wondering, you know, what was your first game in Premier League? Mm-hmm. Because that I believe is the highest level. Yeah, I'm just wondering, you know, purpose game in, in Premier League. Cause that I believe is the highest level. Yeah. I don't know shit about soccer, but I think that's that's it. Like, you guys not like arrest.

Give me a break here. I'm trying to, right. Trying to be a ref. You guys are like arresting to. Well, yeah. And now it fucking stands like some of it's going to be directed. Look, referees have to be, the whole, you have to have thick skin. I just, you just have to be shut down. You're wrong with you to be a ref or an umpire. Like why would you do that?

Half the crowd hates you, hates you at any given, I mean, and you deserve it. It's like you have to let that shit roll off you. And this is another instance of I guarantee you she doesn't want this to happen Yeah, because it's gonna get you we went ahead and arrested those two little boys for you Why why I Didn't even know everyone really hates me. Yeah, if I did I can take it I Can't even fucking hear them. Yeah. I know that be possible. Yeah. Like a hundred thousand people watch these fucking

games. Do dumb cunt get there. I risk that man. What are they? The water boys like right on the fucking field? Like, God, this fucking bitch. This, this like, like, there's a bunch of what right wing women who are just young and hot and they say like stupid right wing talking points. And, but it's just like Jack Offfuel, like it's just like the guy's. Yeah. Oh, God, you're so, yeah. It's like, you're not, you guys aren't talking, they're not a fan of politics. What's happening here?

Yeah. It's like a weird collision of sex and politics. Okay, yeah. This girl, she's a big one, said, was trying to rat somebody out for, like making rape threats, quote. Yeah. It was just some weirdo talking about her panties

and being sicko. Yeah. But the reason I bring it up is because it's like, it's like nothing, it's like some whack job doing it on a no name account, like being a weird creep. Right. He's saying rape, but that's not a rape threat. That's dumb. So she boosts it, which they all do, to get attention, and to show how to make their

fans who are sick pay pigs think about sex and rape in the context of them. Like, look at this, we'll go with this sick guys thing and it puts in the mind of all their sims, like, oh yeah, rape and sex and you, like that's kind of what I'm feeling a lot in common with. Activates, it activates their neurons, right? So I said, you know, all these conservatives are the same.

They're just like, they're just censors, all of them are censors. And she goes out of her way to reply to me. Oh really? Yeah, she goes, oh yeah, I'm a censor because I don't wanna get raped. This is like extremely low clad, right? Yeah.

Oh God. Yeah, okay. So it's funny to me that this like, hot woman who's like very famous, I'm not, so far out of her way to say something so absurdly crass. Oh, I'm a sensor because I don't want to get raped. I work here, it's done. Roasty sensor.

No, I think everybody sees what's going on here. Another successful day. Cause I don't want to get raped. Yeah. All right. Did it stopped? You know, did you get raped? Let's see if I have any more news articles.

I don't have anything else from Eric July had a, oh, the lady ballers thing. Lady ballers. It's a loaded word. Yeah, the daily wire like Ben Shapiro. Yeah. They released a movie where the guys pretend to be women to play basketball, to play women's basketball. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's like, it looks dumb.

Like spain in the special Olympics. Yeah, I think it's a movie that's been done a lot, you know? Or like a lot of countries in the special Olympics, actually. Like Lady Bugs or Johanna Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ladybugs, right? Rodney Dangerfield. And they're calling it the most triggering movie.

They did it to trigger the Libs. Yeah. But everybody just thinks it's dumb or what? and they're calling it the most triggering movie. They did it to trigger the lives. Yeah. But everybody just thinks it's dumb or what? It looks dumb, but then there was one thing, there was one interesting thing I found about it. So it's like white girls. Yeah, it's like white girls.

So this is a scene from the movie and I thought it's weird because I think it kind of like they hate, they hate trans. I know. They hate everything trans and they hate trans people. Yeah. They go like way overboard. Yeah.

It's not just about women's sports. They just hate them. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. I don't care. I mean, you can, man, it's easy to do. You know what I care about women's sports. It's like, I know what you really, I mean, you can, man, it's easy to get out of women's sports.

I know what you really, I know what you're about. I fucking know what you're about. Like it's just, you can couch it however you want, but it's, so this is the scene from the movie where his daughter in the movie talks about how one of the girls in her class showed her penis, right? Oh, and Mary Margaret showed me her penis. Ah! Oh, and Mary Margaret showed me her penis. Mary Margaret.

Ah! I mean, okay. Some boys showed you his penis. What? No, not a boy daddy gross. Mary Margaret, she's a girl. Girls don't have penises winning. Mary Margaret does? penises are weird.

We stop saying penis please. Where did this happen anyway? In the bathroom. Well why are they letting boys in the girls bathroom? Why do you keep us gendering Mary Margaret? It's gendering. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it.

It's very transphobic of you. How do you know the word transphobic? I'm eight years old. Exactly, you're eight years old. Okay, but we'll learn. Oh my god. You know You're eight years old. Okay, boomer. Oh my god. You know what it's it's fine. We'll just have to get you into a private school. Some of them have good sports programs Private schools reinforce white patriarchal privilege

Teach you that at public school did they? No, mommy's boyfriend Christ told me. He's an ally. Okay Yeah, that's well the irony of it is that it's normalizing being trans because she's describing something that little boys do, right? Show their dicks. That's like a normal school thing. Yeah. So they're taking their whole argument like this is the most horrifying thing ever and they're normalizing it.

They had that right? Yeah. Am I really wrong? No, I will. Wait a minute. So this is a normal. I just, I, this is a normal thing that you're showing. Yeah. It's like the whole, the whole, the tone is so all over the place. It's fucking. Yeah. I mean, it's just, it's, it's fine. It's bad amateur at best. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's good. Yeah. But it's not serviceable. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

Editors that can't tweet, that can't spell streaming that doesn't work. Yeah. You know, actors who can't act. Yeah, you gotta get actors who can't write it. You gotta get close. You gotta get close to, for there to be a real choice for people,

you know, in what they consume. Yeah. You know, you can't, because this is shit. I'm just gonna make fun of this all the time. And it's not, it's not even, it's like you should feel terrible putting this out because it's so poorly executed. Yeah, everything about it is like a child did it. Everything about it's bad.

Yeah. This ain't going on the fridge. There's this thing called being the audience being ahead of the joke. Yeah, the audience is ever ahead of the joke, the joke's dead. Yep, yep. Which is like, it's like a rule.

Every comedian knows it. And it's like, I do that shit on TV all the time to annoy him. I'm out of the joke. I was like, yeah, here's, and it's always like, right, you know, if I'm pretty confident in it, it's like, yeah, that's what it's gonna, you know, I ruin Shrek for something because they'll just say, yeah, oh yeah. Cause you can see the set up coming a mile away.

You know, okay, here's what's gonna, yeah. But it's like this whole movie is crafted to be behind the audience at all times. Yeah, which is, that seems to be the conservative version of comedy or art. Yeah, yeah. Which is always behind. Yeah. Like, look, this is art.

It's this big majestic building with columns. Right. Like, why do you think that? Because it's like in your brain, you already know of that as art. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what you appreciate. Well, that's, I think a lot. This is comedy.

You know, see? Because they're dressed like women. Yeah. Right. I guess that's like, but that's like saying the Diaz comedy and that's not. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's just a gay guy getting off.

Um, okay. So I guess I think me and Vito and Merchant Royce are gonna watch it and do a commentary trip. Oh God, that'd be hilarious. Yeah, I'll be good. They hate this shit too. Oh, okay, let's get to some comments.

Iber says, H. Bomber Guy released a four hour video about plagiarism on YouTube. Look who comes crawling into the comments. Oh boy. Oh, oh, oh, for? Yeah, fill in the blank. So he recently covered some of his plagiarism. He, yeah. It's kind of like lying and implying and you know, without a complete situation. It is, yeah.

Let me just add a couple more dots. And his plagiarism. This is a titillates these guys and check out my recent Justin Wang. This is what he did. Like how does he think that's gonna drive any, like it's just, you should check out eight recent Justin Wang. This is what he did. Like, how does he think that's gonna drive any, like it's just, you should check out eight hours ago, three likes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Great video. You should check out my, you should look into Justin Wang. You're okay, there are good reasons. Yeah, I'm good to video. Okay, there. Why don't you do a kill yourself about it? Oh, let's see, let's check out his video.

There's a man on the internet. YouTube, which video? The Maddox one, I want to see the comments that he's gotten recently. The Justin Wang one. Oh, you want, oh, right. Well, but he, he's gonna delete those, right? I mean, well, he does it first, but then I think he's

got the man on the internet. He can't, can't keep up with it. I mean, well, he does it first, but then I think he just got me on the internet. He can't, can't keep up with it. Yeah. Two thousand, fifty comments. Vice to the hit piece. The first comment, the most recent comment, this was so embarrassing. Five out. Why include a four minute rant about how new metal sucks. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the game. You remember that Maddox is still making videos. You lose. This is some side-tolled, you type shit. Holy shit.

Oh, man. Come on, Maddox. You just give it up. You be funny. He replied four days ago. Oh, my God. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're not funny.

You're not funny. You're not funny. You're not funny. You're not funny. You're not funny. You're not funny. You're not funny He's just giving up. He's giving up. He's giving up. He's giving up. He replied four days ago. Oh my God. What the fuck is wrong with him? He's commenting on his own video.

Yeah. Look at this. It's recently his four days. Very topical, Maddox. I can't wait for your hour long commentary video on COVID in six years. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, wait, wait. in six years. No, I believe this more on admits that Wang sided his sources and still wants to call him a plagiarist. Oh, this was his whole tweet. Great video. I recently called out just in Wang for the same thing. So he also said, replied to the guy on Twitter with

this shit. Look at this. The guy, H bomber guy who's big, right? He's got 30,000 likes, Maddox. Great video. I recently called out Justin Wang for the same thing. Ironically, I even compared him to internet historian as somebody who was doing the same thing first, not knowing that he was a plagiarist as well. So I guess the comparison was more apt than I thought. Oh, God. That is really, oh, God. Take your tongue was more apt than I thought. Oh, God.

That is really, oh, God. Take your tongue out of the guy's ass. You know, we caught, on the bonus episode, we were reading those chat logs, those new ones, right? Where he was talking to that girl. Yeah, all that shit he said about me, he doesn't believe any of that. That's, he's saying that where he's saying like,

Dick has all the know how and the talent and all that shit. That's all a lot. He's that's true, but he doesn't believe it. He's saying that to in order to manipulate, yeah, like in order to make himself seem pathetic. So that she will do what he asks next, right? He just try to set me up like lie about her having a single friend. Yeah. Okay, op. Right. I just occurred to me, because we were laughing on the bonus episode, like why don't we set up a bunch of nice things? But afterwards, I'm like,

no, it doesn't mean any of that. No, sure, sure. Yeah, manipulate, can just as easily be for manipulation purposes. Okay, that's up. Okay, update. Just a way. Scrambled to hastily add some sources,

an archived snapshot shows that he didn't have credits on many of his recent videos at launch. Really? He never seems to forget sponsors though. He had his fucking sponsors. Advertisers, I don't know. Why is he, what a fucking weirdo? Why would he come back?

He's, man, he's really broken. Yeah. He's really, he's really just, I can't believe this moron admits that Wang cited his sources and still wants to call him a plagiarist. He's still responding. Oh yeah, there he goes.

Oh my god. He's arguing with people in the comments 11 hours ago. I was wrong. He's still in there 11 hours ago. He was unbelievable. Shit pile of a video arguing with people telling him he's a loser. I'm not a loser. I'm at a cop of corn.

Wang. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm at a cop of corn. Um, Wang. Uh, okay. Either satire dialed up to 11 or someone with an IQ of 107. Yeah. Maddox, come back. Bro, what the fuck are you even talking about? Yeah, yeah. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Uh, bro, like what the fuck is this even? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Bra, like what the fuck is this even? Oh yeah, nailed him. Yeah. Bra. So is a historical documentary a form of plagiarism? What? A hit question. Right. No, Mausta historical document.

He fucking replies to all of these still. That's crazy. No, Mausta historical documentaries document, he fucking replies to all of these still. That's crazy. No, Mausta's historical documentaries cite high quality sources or do original research, not just copying media articles about current events without credit. Okay. Uh, yeah. We want more, Amatics. Uh, let's hear more, please.

Brow, I definitely need the full story with Dick. All we got was his side of the story for years, and you definitely come off looking bad. Time to set the record straight. more please. Brow, I definitely need the full story with Dick. All we got was his side of the story for years and you definitely come off looking bad, time to set the record straight. Yes. Oh, yeah. Maddox looks bad because he told his side of the story.

I'm pleased. All right. Boy, it's like an autistic AI was asked to make a person's life miserable. The autism AI did online crap, left a trail of shitty autistic, overly obsessed trail. I don't understand what you're saying. Okay, well, that's, he's still in there. He's still kicking, but he's responding rather than deleting.

He did for months, or at least a month, because he tries, right? And then, yeah, at some point, can't stop the flutters. Yeah, you can't, yeah, you can, you don't have a no comment. You don't have enough fingers to plug the dike. Oh, God, okay, I'm getting sucked in. Mitch, models versus porn stars,

which is the Dumber? porn stars are fashion models, please ask Sean and Vito. Huh. I would say models. I don't think porn stars are dumb at all. No, probably not. I mean, I would think- I'm a molested.

The porn stars, they're probably more savvy. Yeah. I don't know, I never thought about it. Yeah. I never thought about either one for their brains. Well, they have jobs, you know. They do. Put teachers on that list.

That would be top dumbness. David, David Freasonry says, another reason. You are the dumbest link. Yeah, dumb. Yeah. Another reason they're burning the hotels is that they, in Ireland, is that they took a bunch of money from the government to house the immigrants and hostels, hotels, sorry. A bunch of guys in their government own those hotels.

Yeah. Oh, go, go, go, right. Same, same old story. Oh, I see. Yeah. Right. It's not just that they're putting immigrants there, it's that the government is paying itself owning the hotel.

Sure. That's great. Guys is stainy. Don't read my name on the show. I heard some listeners bitching about, I heard you and some listeners bitching about your tenitis in the last episode. I wrote in over two years ago about losing my hearing

and gaining severe tenitis after the Moderna vaccine. Fast forward two years, I still have that blaring tenitis and I lost a large amount of hearing in my right ear permanently. The good news is I'm completely used to it at this point. Often not even noticing it, and I can use my ear as an excuse to ignore people.

Welcome to the night. It's good. Oh, good. The government and fuck you. Well, I'm peed and get COVID though. So that's good. Yeah, that's good. But that's, yeah, I think that would, I would think that would drive me nuts.

I guess you could get used to living with it. I mean, yeah, so the only time it drives you is the same. You're the same. Yeah, because it's, yeah. I mean, because it's a, it's a brain ring. Sometimes it gets loud and does it. So it sucks. So you're, so it never, it never goes away. No, it never goes away.

That's a bit. Up three weeks, now that's a half weeks. Yeah, you've never had it. It's a, you may have it permanently. Yep, that's a fucking, that's a bitch. Winrar studio, still not as annoying as Fat Women, so. Okay. Winrar studio is, you know, I've realized something.

Yeah. I was at the strip club. And realize, you know, there's always, there's usually at least one good one. That's not fat stripper. Okay. Yeah. There's at least one good one. That's not fat stripper. Okay, yeah, there's at least one good one. Yeah. And then I realized throughout my life,

it's gone from there being so many good ones to now it's there being one. It's a win if there's one. I realize also like maybe this is, there's gonna be a time where it's no good ones. Right. And then it's gonna be, for the other time you go,

there's a well skinny one. Yeah. And then it's gonna be every three times you go. Yeah. They're going extinct. They're boiled slowly. Yeah. I mean, you keep going. Hope and you see the, yeah, it's crazy. It's not even worse sitting at the stage anymore because you're like, I'm not going to, I don't want to make eye contact with this fucking monster. Right. Lumbering around. Yeah, for tits have cellulite for God's sake. Wow. Getting with an only fans whore from WinRars Studios. Hi, Dick and John.

I've previously sent you an email about how I'm the biggest in cell, but that's not 100% true. I've never had it on, maybe I should put it. The Dixho presents an erotic story from a real man. I've never had a girlfriend, but I've managed to finesse sex out of retarded women. After hearing about the guy who had an opportunity with an only fan's whore, I thought I'd share you my story. Yeah. I met this only fans whore through a local sex meet meetup group.

Basically, she just wanted to fuck on camera for her only fans. What the hell is a local sex meetup group? I'll be kind of wary of that. Yeah. Right. Local sex meetup, like at a dog park. Yeah. I don't know about that.

It's some kind of a trap of some sort. Seems like a trap. I mean, it just, yeah, I don't know. Seems a little, I don't know. I see how that is. My expectation would be very low from going into that, you know? Because the word local, sex meetup.

Right. Usually we like to put something over, like to disguise it. Like, we wear clothes. Local. You're, but you're also, like, pulling from maybe a limited talent pool. How local are we talking about? How local?

How local? I'm not interested in that. Right. For reference, I'm 19. Like, how far do I have to go from where I live? How, you know, first to meet up and have sex with somebody. Yeah. How far would I have to go from where I live, to meet up and have sex with somebody, far what I have to go. I don't know. For reference, I'm 19.

Oh, sorry. She just wanted to fuck. I met this only fans of horror through a local sex speed up group. Basically, she just wanted to fuck on camera for her only fans. She was in her 40s, 4-11, fake tits about six out of 10. That's tiny. That's very short in that TV. Fake tits about a six out of 10.

For reference, I'm 19 at the time, 5-11, severely autistic. All the fixins. Oh, okay. All the fixins. autistic, all the fixings. Oh, okay. All the fixings. You think there's a lot of autistic guys at this local sex meetup group?

I don't know. I took her up on her offer to make content with her larping that I wasn't a virgin. And she said she was down. I met her at this house, and she said that she said was a friend's house and her husband had a bunch of cameras running. Basically it was the most awkward sex and I was having a really hard time not being nervous

with all the cameras and a dude watching me fuck his wife. After 45 or so minutes of shitty sex, I bust on her face and it's over. This is where my autistic genius comes in clutch. After I went home, I sent her a text and pretended that I was 16 and they just filmed child pornography. Oh my God. This of course made them my right, but I blocked them and haven't heard anything from them since.

Okay, yes. I basically finessed a dumb retard to fuck me and didn't have to ruin my life by fucking on camera. I'm still an in-sell, but I've fucked two more retarded women like this. Despite me being a turbo-autist, I can still trick women into having sex with me. So yes, that dude should fucking only fans chick. Dick go fuck yourself. There you go.

Do you believe that's, do you think that's a real story? I, you know, I don't know. I'm just, I'm choosing to be an entertainer. Intertained by it. Oh, how he said he was 16. Yeah, I was 16. To get them not to release anything. Yeah, it's a 19.

I mean, it's, it's a fun story. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not gonna overan. I know, girls, you've done that. I believe that. A couple. Yeah.

Um, they didn't fuck them. Yeah. They just got money and lied about it. Uh, okay. Chris Primer says, FCC internet equity, this is bad, very bad. What is this? What is this that you're talking about. FCC, internet equality, equity action plan. Oh, awesome.

Mm-hmm. Where we have a problem with minorities not having internet? Have you ever met a minority that's not had enough internet, Sean? No, the internet seems pretty, pretty ubiquitous even. Maybe why people in the middle of Idaho don't have good internet. But minorities are usually crammed in. Yeah, right.

Executive order 13, 9, 8, 5, advancing racial equity and support for under-served. I thought that said undeserved. Yeah, slowly. Yeah. For under served communities through the federal government on the first day, Biden signed this thing, calling for a comprehensive approach for the government to transform itself for fairness to become God, just say what the FCC's equity team. Oh, so they're just controlling every part of the internet now. Preventing digital discrimination rulemaking. What the fuck? I don't, what is digital,

what does that mean? Like I need an example. It means that they could, but I need an example of what that combats, you know? Well, imagine something good on the internet and then destroy it. That's what it means. Okay.

Affordable connectivity program. So you can, just like healthcare. You guys made, they made healthcare awesome, right? Sure. Just by cramming it full of administrators to fill out paperwork. Less doctors now than ever.

Because they're all quitting. Yeah. Costs 10 times more. Stock, healthcare stocks are through the roof. Sure, sure. Sure. You know, if you had a bunch of money in 2009, good for you. Affordable connectivity, emergency connectivity fund.

What? A $7 billion program that is helping schools and libraries provide the tools and services their communities need for remote learning. Okay. From all of it. From all of it. Broadband mapping. No, you guys have totally fucked up. Broadband. Okay. Broadband mapping.

No, you guys have totally fucked up broadband. Okay, so they're ruining more stuff. That's cool. We're from the government. We're here to help. I think it was Ronald Reagan who famously said we're here. Right, exactly. We're talking about the government.

We're here to help. Yeah. Oh, that's, yeah. That's what I think when I, that's what I tell the kids that I teach. Mark the Zars is for women's clothing sizes, infinitely running up the X scale. After X, X, L, it should convert to the W scale. They'll think it's a polite new size chart,

but really, it's a weight scaled to tungsten. It's good. They're so morbidly heavy. So instead of stone, we're switching to tungsten. Yeah, yeah. Like, because it's too much Sure, how what's what's fat for a woman in stone? Oh I'd say you know

average average woman's weight in stone. What is it? I mean like like 10 is probably starting to 10 or 11 is What's done 14 14 14? It's not I thought it was 12. I think it's 14. Yeah, just 10 would be morbidly bad and disgusting. Right. So 10. Yeah.

I think it is 14. Uh, so so the goal is to not ever clear 10. So it would switch from stone to tungsten. Do you start over at one? It would go nine to one. Sure. One tungsten. Uh you start over at one. And we go nine to one. Sure, you weigh one tungsten. Okay. That's funny.

Cure hot. Inches of cube tungsten is something like 800 pounds. A perfect one one description of their horrible lifestyle. They'll be a hundred percent on board with it. Is it one cube? How many inches of tungsten is a? A six inch cube of tungsten is like, a hundred pounds, six inches, that's too big.

You gotta do a, it's gotta start over to a hundred pounds. Like one, I don't know, two squared, whatever. We'll figure out the math. Yikes. Later. That's something Biden, the Biden administration could get behind, right? tungsten, the tungsten scale get behind, right? Tongsten.

The Tongsten scale for women, for fat women. Sure. That's what all they do, right? Solve the tongue. The ruined good things for men or make retarded things for women. Call it the Tongsten scale. Nate and all, hey, mate. Oh, I was wondering what you thought about consciousness. Um, I try not to.

I remember an offhand a remark a few weeks ago, you said something like, you don't believe in consciousness. Yeah. I don't. Consciousness. All right. I can't wrap my head around that. How can it not exist?

I don't know, man. How can it exist? You got there determining a lot of your thoughts? Are you? You pick in between having to. Yeah. Have you ever, have you ever decided to do something you weren't going to do? No. So where is it?

Where is it exactly that you weren't going to do? That you weren't going to do? You're going to do reactions. Yeah. Have you ever done something you weren't going to do? No. So think about that one. That you weren't going to, well, I mean, you could change your mind, right?

Not really. Why not? Because you did it. What do you mean because you did it? You you did it. What do you mean, because you did it? You already did it. So, did you ever do so? You weren't gonna, well, chain, but you weren't gonna do it, but you did.

So, what you did, so what? Obviously. So you never had that thought prior? You had it, but then you decided to change it. Then it changed. There you go. Well, no, you changed it. But you did not change it.

So, you did not change it. You changed your mind. Yeah, you changed your mind. Of course, but then you changed it. But you did not change it. Well, you did not change it. You changed your mind. Yeah, you changed your mind. Of course, but then you did that. That was a pose to not changing your mind. Too late, you did it. Were you gonna change it back? You were gonna do that too.

Okay. I don't show, show me one, show me anywhere where it's in there that you're making decisions. There's nothing. There's fucking nothing in there. That's a memory system that's like, it's like a, a special kind of statistics calculator that incorporates, you know, here's, here's what, here's all your brain is. It's the same reason why gambling is so bad.

Yeah. Because the human brain does statistics based on new information and it incorporates new information in probability. But gambling statistics doesn't do that. It's just straight probability. So if you, your human brain sees 100 blacks on a roulette wheel, you think, well, it's gotta be red. Which is because your statistical calculator is a different type of statistics than the gambling one, you think, well, it's gotta be red. Which is, because you're a statistical calculator,

is a different type of statistics than the gambling one, which is, just think probability, because your brain is, if I eat that, am I gonna fucking die? And everybody's dead, you're like, well, or everybody's alive, you're like, oh, that's probably fine. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Should I try to fight this snake? Everybody's died, I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, well, that's not gonna jump into here. I don't have her jump. Yeah, but gambling doesn't work like that. Well, you say, well, I've got to go red. Black, yeah, lost the house. No, you can, yeah, it's, you know, the next one is 50-50.

Yeah, I mean, it's the coin toss thing. You got to tell yourself, well, you got, and not everyone can do that. No, no, no, not everybody, right? Absolutely true. And it's been, you got, and not everyone can do that. No, no, no, not everybody, right? Absolutely true. And it's been, you know, it's like they talk about various instances of, you know, like a Monte Carlo in the early 1900s

when everybody fucking lost their ass because it came out. It's like, it's interesting how people do think. It's like, yeah, it's got to, you know, I'm due. I'm due. Yeah. Yeah. That's your, it's like, yeah, it's got to, you know, I'm due. I'm due. I'm due. Yeah. That's your, it's just a calculator.

Nothing else up there. All right. First time, new-wed advice, homey. Did I, I don't think I read this one. Uh-huh. Dude, I don't know how to put it. So forgive my wording. Okay.

You need Eric July, let's compare this to Eric July's editor. See if it's good or good or less good or. Yeah, that is probably way more good or. I'm 25, I was raised Christian, sheltered, a bit coddled by my mom, which I didn't realize until recently. Well, let's get you realize it. Good for you.

Yeah. I've grown to not give a fuck about what others do. Drugs, sex, shitty comic book publishing, et cetera, et cetera. Well, you don't have a pod. You've grown to not give a fuck. Yeah. Were you given a fuck about all that stuff before? Yeah, you know.

Drugs? Ah, they speak no drugs. What other people? Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, people, people. Ah, I'm gonna get you. Don't you know that's gonna kill you? Yeah.

Are you so mad then? Don't do it. But I was raised to be a Christian. Yeah. Yeah, judging people. Well, that's pretty much your, I mean, yeah, that's what a Christian means. Right, it's, you know, raised to be,

that's a, that's a, that's a kind of a moving target. It seems like for a lot of people. It's judging everybody all the time and supporting Israel, whatever, whatever they want, as much money as they want, whoever they want to kill. That's what being a Christian means. I spent 10 years not allowed to visit or call texts, certain family members, even as a teenager, young adult who needed car insurance, phone and gas money provided for my parents until I was 16 and had a job except my

current. What? My mom, dad, my mom and dad. Mom and dad. You couldn't, is it an N? Is that what you had? It's an N, but not even an N apostrophe, right? Like kid in play. Or would they kid in play? Yeah. I don't know. I think it was in, I think it was. I think it was the whole and buddy. You can, yeah.

My mom and dad, when I was 17, lost their shit because I smoked cigarettes. And okay, his copy editing is worse than it. Is it? Well, it's got parentheses here. My mom and dad parentheses, when I was 17, lost their shit because I smoked cigarettes and in parentheses, almost kicked me out for smoking weed.

There's no reason to have parentheses here. And you don't, I know what you mean. Yeah, I don't think you could even, I don't think you could fit parentheses in here at all. I can't wrap my head around this. It would first of all, you have to put the context of your age first. Yeah. That's what's most important.

The most important context was when I was 17, my mom and dad lost their shit because I smoked cigarettes and almost, because I almost lost their shit and I smoked cigarettes and almost, because I almost lost their shit and kicked me out of the house because I smoked cigarettes and weed. That would be the sentence. But he said weed too? Yeah, okay. That's at the end and it's already mixed it up.

Okay. I was busted at 16. I tried to, again, at 17 so they didn't know until I came out in the mail when I was almost 18. What came until it came in the mail? He got weed shipped to him? I was busted at 16, okay, for smoking stuff. Then tried again at 17, and they didn't know until,

they caught me when it came in the mail. More parentheses. Brent, don't use parentheses. They opened my fucking male, found out, and almost kicked me out for setting a poor example to my sister, to my younger sister, when they didn't even know I was already smoking weed for a year at this point.

Yeah, okay. Wow, okay. Man, weed for teenagers, that's crazy, that they, they're smoking a lot of weed. You think they're smoking more weed now than? I don't know. I don't know. We'd see more.

You can hide it. What seems more dangerous now than it did when we were kids to me? Well, it's much, it's like this gets a freiniest shit and how people get sucked in and then just smoke weed forever. Well, it's incredibly powerful. Like I mean, like the, like the, the growing is so good. Like, I mean, just like all the,

I mean, all the strains and everything like that. Oh, it's really better. Well, no, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, they're applying like, you know, science and shit. You don't write you for drinking. Like, you could drink as a teenager and everyone's like, that's bad, but you smoke weed and it's kind of just fine. Yeah, I, you know, I don't know.

It's easier to hide now because like I have people who I've been around like the pins and stuff. I'm like, dude, you can't fucking tell. Yeah. Like it's like, you know, it's, they opened my mail, found out, that's felony, called cops. Fast forward to now, I'm 25.

I found that they've been having an affair for two years. They've, or just, yeah. My dad, which is not fair. Oh, his mom's weed is making him such a bad writer. Yeah, I can't keep a fucking thought straight in his head. Come on, young man. Get your act together. They've been having an affair.

So his fucking subjects in order here. So his mom, it's fast forward to now I'm 25. I found out they've been having an affair. So his fucking subjects in order here. So his mom, it's as far to now I'm 25. I found out they've been having an affair for two years. And my dad doesn't care or take up the offer to fuck other chicks. Oh, so mom's having an affair. I've been removed from that place and sleeping in a car, a couch surfing, since I found out almost a year ago. I've been removed from that place.

This get-erachalized copy editor on this right now. But I refuse to forgive them over it, mostly because they drink and smoke and cheat and fuck around when I lost a lot of connections over them cutting me off because others I was close to. And swearing, which my mother was a tightass about, now every other word out of her mouth is fuck or shit. Ugh, your mother is swearing like that.

Yeah, as a Christian household. You gotta say mom, you just look so fat when you swear. Yeah, yeah. Ooh, swearing makes you fat. Swearing makes you look so fat. I read a study on Yahoo that says women who are fat swear. The fatter they are, the more they swear, they're early 40s.

Oh, they're my age. Yeah. I'm gonna have a talk with your parents. Right. Tell them to get their fucking act together. They're freaking out, because they're in their 40s. Yeah. Wait a minute, did he say, he just said in their 40s,

they're early 40s. Early 40s. So they had him young, he's 25. Yeah, and they fucked it all up. See, what a stupid thing that was. Does they could, I mean, if the early 40s, so they've avoided him. I mean, they were under 20 when they had him, right?

Yeah, that checks out. Yeah, I mean, 15. Pretty young. Well, if they're fully 40s, they could be 17, 18, you know. Oh, no, under there, so hard on drugs and stuff. Yeah. They got wasted and this is like a Rick and Morty. Yeah.

High school knockup, right? Sure. Uh, I get me, I get if me calling my dad an enabler lazy, F slur, and where do my mama whore? It's a bit, if an abrupt extreme shock response, I still stand by it due to the seclusion they put me through. I mean, you can do whatever you want to your parents. As far as I'm concerned, they brought you in here,

so whatever you do to them is fucking fair game. They did it. They hit themselves. They're responsible for you. Half of it's genetic, half of it's environment. I don't know how, probably none of its parenting, but it's all their fucking fault. Because whatever you are, we all have to fucking deal with.

So, whatever you wanna do to them is fucking fine. Don't, if you feel bad, that's great, but don't carry around all this anger for them. Who cares? Yeah, you know, forgive them. It doesn't matter, just stop thinking about it. Like whatever, they're just, there are other people. I'm sure probably having a kid at 18 was not the greatest.

No, there's not the greatest life. So many people, man, parents can really fuck shit up. Parents can think negatively about your parents is not good for you, because they're a part of you. So you're kind of hating yourself a little bit. Well, yeah, well, sure. I mean, you know, they probably hate themselves. Yeah, they put, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, yeah, you learn what you taught. You, you kind of perfect it. Yeah, well, sure. I mean, you know, they probably hate themselves. Yeah, they put you know what I mean.

It's like, yeah, yeah, you learn what you taught. You kind of perfect it. Yeah, you perfect it. You see what you're supposed to act like based on what's bad examples. So whatever you feel. And then you do it to yourself better than they could ever do it to you. Yeah, so you, you know, forgive them.

Forgive them in so far as it is forgiving you because that's what you're really doing. Right, don't think that you're giving them something. Think of it as giving something to yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Can clarify more, try to summarize it as best as I could. You're gonna have to all. And take a writing class at a community college.

Just a beginner's writing class so you can learn, you know, sentence structure periods. That was a rough one. That was a rough one. Sorry, man, I'm just fucked up about blocking off my parents for good. It's a long story. Email, don't do or good. Try to keep it short and sweet. Sorry, thanks. Sorry.

You read things if you respond. You'll be fine. Don't worry, don't worry so much about your parents. So his whole thing, he's cutting off his parents. Yeah, I guess so. That's good. You can always cut him back in. You can't, you, right.

And as it turns out, someday they'll die. So you won't have a choice at that point. You cut off for good. He probably feels guilty about it. When, when, it's, dude, it, dude, it's a healthy thing for you. If you think that's a, you probably, you know, are you doing it? You're doing it out of spite,

are you doing it out of, like they're hurting my fucking mental state because they're doing all this. You probably resent them because they're shitty. Like, probably want better parents when you're acting out and hurting yourself. And you have to get back at that. You also, which just hurts you.

And when you're, when you're, when you're, when you're, they're early 40s, they're not happy. Yeah. They're, as they wake up every day of sore as I do, they're not having a good time. So nothing you could do could hurt them as much as time does. Sometimes it's a, it's a shock to realize

that your parents are so fucking flawed. Like that they're not only, not only that they have, that they have, no, but I mean, no, I'm saying that, but the people who's are, because if you go up, you think it's like,

oh, that's kind of normal, whatever. And then you, you see one day, it's like, oh no, not only are they flawed, like they have major problems. This is not a market. This was not good. They are not healthy, they are not good examples. They have programmed me to deal with things

in a very poor manner. I hope they're better writers at least. You think that they're this? I don't know. You think that's relearn this? I least. You know, I think that they're this, I don't know. You think that's relearn this? I mean, you know, somethings you do on your own. It's partially indecisparable.

It's not good. I love shitting on the advice grammar. I know you do. I know you do. So it means spirited. Chris says, girlfriend turned turned friends with benefits advice. Hey, Dick, Chris from Wisconsin here. Long time, first time you had you had it.

My girlfriend of two years, Perky decaps on a 110 pound frame. Wow. That's one tungsten. Okay. We got to figure out, let me figure out how much the cube of tungsten weighs. A one inch cube of tungsten.

Yeah. One inch cube, one inch cube of tungsten, tungsten, wait. One inch cube is, oh, that's it? Yeah. How about six? Okay, a six inch cube of tungsten is 142 pounds. Wow. We can use that.

That's the square cube law in action, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so a six inch cube of tungsten, that's one. That's like a, that's the max a woman could weigh before converting to the tungsten scale. 142 pounds. Okay. That's about accurate. All right. You're, you know, close 510. That's, well, yeah, very thin. Yeah, okay. Okay. So she's not on the tungsten scale. But then like, Lizzo, how much does Lizzo weigh? You see Lizzo flip that golf cart?

What? Oh man, Lizzo, they loaded Lizzo, they got a fork lift and loaded around a Cardi B's golf cart. Flip the whole fucking thing. Oh, you haven't seen that? Oh, no! Okay, hold on. Oh my fucking god, that is so cool.

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Oh, it's a different golf cart. We'll see, it's already getting airborne. Wait, what? She on the back. She on the back. Yeah, on the back and that like seats in the back, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, okay, here we go.

Oh my, it bucks up like, yeah. Oh my god, I'm out of here. Whoa, whoa. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, uh, fucking, uh, it's like a dragster doing a wheel stand like fast and furious. Oh Mimics driving car to be his golf cart. Oh my god. So get in the back. Uh, that's fucking Now watch the driver the driver she looks behind her like how the fuck is that happening? What the fuck do it again watch the watch the back girl driving She turns around as it's in the air going like

Fucking fat are you What did I did a plane just fall on this guy right somebody load a tugboat into the back of his go Yeah, like this is a joke right like a bunch of people are standing on? Right, somebody load a tugboat into the back of his golf cart. Yeah, this is a joke, right? Like a bunch of people are standing on the back like somebody putting a foot on a scale, you know, like, there's some sort of mechanical malfunction. Oh my God, yeah, did somebody attach a rope

and tie it to a fucking sewer pipe? Screams, like when a camel shoves its head into the car and it's safari. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a lion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nature's too close. Oh, it's not woman doing that Oh too much weight. That's too much weight. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are too fat to ride buddy. Yeah, that's too much weight They all I kind of freaked out there. Yeah, let me let me hear what they say Somebody's too fat is that what he said? I think it's something. I don't know what he said there. Somebody's too fat. Somebody's too fat.

Somebody has to, he says somebody's too fat. Really man. Somebody's too fat. Yeah, somebody's too fat. I don't hear fat. Really? Yeah. Yeah, there's another voice over it.

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All right. I'm sure this all. Are we eyeballing it or Lizzo's weights around? 300, eight pounds, her weight loss journey, like it is really? I mean, oh yeah, you're right. Whatever, this is 300 and eight pounds. Okay. So what's that in tungsten?

This is 308 pounds. Okay. So what's that in tungsten? 308. We got a solve for two. A solve for tonnage, too. So Lizzo weighs 1.6, one, or sorry, 2.2 W. Yeah.

Okay. 2.2 tungsten. Right. Tungsten. Yeah. Tubmans, whatever you want to talk. Tubmans, whatever you want to tell. Tubmans. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Oh, man. Hahaha. The Tubman as a unit of weight. That's funny. 2.1 Tubs. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's what a God. That's great. I go for a few years. Yeah, I have been going through a bit of a rough patch for several weeks, long story short. She's concerned about a long-term compatibility. For several weeks, I would say,

two years I would say you'd big go through a rough patch after several weeks, right? I mean, you know, yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Mainly because of cultural differences. Oh, really? Oh, I gotta know more about that.

She is a fairly traditional and spiritual Buddhist from an Asian country. Okay. Perfect. Yeah. What, how does she fuck that up? Yeah. While I'm an ex-catholic,

who's currently agnostic at best. A Buddhism does not have a deed unless she's like, I don't think so, how is there something? Although they get pretty, there's some weird, you know, women offshoots of everything. So, after about three weeks of no sex, I finally approached her about it. And her response left no sex after two years.

And her response left me speechless. She told me that she still found me sexually attractive and had even wanted to have sex with me several times the last couple of weeks, okay? She then told me that she hadn't approached me for sex because she was worried that I would think she was using me for my body. What the fuck, what?

I had so many emotions flowing through me at that moment that I don't really remember what I said. I can't imagine having an emotion other than, what are you retarded, like any of these stories that we get? My, maybe even every time women talk, my thought, my only emotion is like okay g-pag you know that's great but I think I somehow managed to convey my willingness to have no strings attached sex without letting her know that I

would gladly use her for her body given the chance. So what are they like breaking up, but just? Oh. Is that what, right? Like what? He wants to transition to... You want the benefits? Yeah, that's what I think. So that, no, that's a, you're saying,

you're doing an open relationship with a stupid phrasing. You're gaslighting yourself. If she's fucking other people, you, that's an open relationship. Well, if she's fucking... You're notlighting yourself. If she's fucking other people, you had to know, but really, well, if she's probably gonna survive that, she has to say, he has to have no fucking souls or hearts. He hasn't said that though yet, right?

I mean, if France with benefits, there's no obligation for... No, no, no, no, give me the arm. Right, totally true. Okay, she told me that she still found me... It's sexually attractive. Did we miss the part where he said like we're breaking up? He just said we had a rough patch.

I don't know if they're broken up or not. That doesn't mean you're right. I would gladly use her for her body. What is going on with writing today? Maybe Eric's editor is. Look. Good. When you write other people who don't know you,

you have to make sure that you include the pertinent information. Like it's, I know it's all in your head. It makes sense to you. You have to realize that other people are starting from nothing. Starting to see what happened with the relationship. But I think I somehow managed to convey my willingness

to have no strings attached sex without letting her know that I would gladly use her for her body given the relationship. But I think I somehow managed to convey my willingness to have no strings attached sex without letting her know that I would gladly use her for her body, given the chance, because ironically, this is one of the things she told me she was worried about earlier. So you're broken up or what? Cut to about 10 minutes later, we started having the hottest makeup sex I've ever had.

We got friends with benefits. I'm talking, clothes are flying everywhere, hair's getting pulled, and there are red hand footprints all over her body by the time we finish. After the deed, I wash up and lie down in bed, expecting to pay my usual fee of cuddling and attention. She just leans over to quickly kiss and let me play with her boobs and then walk out of the room while talking about how good the sex was, leaving me to enjoy my nice cool bed and play some video games.

Have I hit the jackpot? Or are things about to go sideways? Um, I think you're confused about just like a normal relationship. I think you have some internalized misogyny. You don't, first of all, you shouldn't, if you're not joking, it's not a toll to lay in bed with someone you've just fucked, generally speaking, sometimes you'd like to get up and move around, but you don't always have to. Sometimes you both just kind of want to get on with your day.

Yeah, you know, not a big deal. Them too. Have I hit the jacks? She mentioned to me before we had sex that she would understand if I wanted to have sex with other women since we weren't physically intimate for three weeks, which I know was obviously a trap,

even if she meant it when she said it. Yeah, she's trapping herself too. I don't know that she's cheating on me, but I am a little worried that she might find someone who she emotionally connects with better. Well, yeah, I don't know, that might happen. I'm not an ugly guy, but I'm certainly no 10 out of 10,

so I doubt I can do better than her if we end up splitting up. Well, I don't know, man. You could probably be in a relationship where you're not wondering if a girl's gonna leave you for someone she connects with better emotionally. Yeah, I mean, you could be a more fulfilling experience for you. True.

Should I just ride this out and keep fucking her no strings attached or do you think she'll get tired of that? And I should try to rebuild the relationship. Do I admit that we aren't really a great fit in other areas? I don't want to jeopardize the sex. We're both in our 20s if that matters. Just, you know, if you're unsure, don't do anything. Just write it out.

Figure out what you see, what happens. What you wanna do. If you're weighing your actions against what might happen to you and they seem about the same, head on the other things. I'm just not going to do anything. All right. Just keep having sex. Maybe it will fix itself.

I find right. Just keep having sex. Things tend to work themselves out. If you're not miserable like that, like that, you know, nagging, you know, stabbing pain and you're a lower back, it'll just kind of... You get all kinds of new pains. Sure, yeah, exactly. Don't do anything about it.

The devil, you know, the woman you know is, they get more annoying than this. You think, how the hell you think, they get fatter, they get louder. Almost always, 110, not even on the tungsten scale. Right. Yeah. Just write it out for a little bit.

Slinging. I mean, you could be, you know what, dude, you think about you could be with a golf cart flipper. I've no 10 out of 10. Get this. What is this thinking? What have I been teaching you? Yeah.

Thinking in these stupid, we have those numbers for women. You idiot. You're not supposed to call yourself. They don't apply to men. And these stupid, we have those numbers for women. You idiot. You're not supposed to call yourself. They don't apply to men. And they all think we're not out of 10. Women are out of 10. We're just guys.

Okay? Got some money. You could lie about the money. There's no kind of scale though. Right. Women is, she's a six out of 10. We use that to degrade them and cut their confidence. We don't do it to ourselves.

Who's been teaching you this? Probably I blame the mother. Yeah. I'm no 10 out of 10. What? As a man? What do you mean? Yeah.

I'll have that scale. Right. Man don't have a scale. Look at how the women rate us all four. No, I know. There we go. Half a percent that's like a scale. What are those numbers? Look at how the women rate us, all four. No, I know. There's like half a percent that's like a 10, you know? Yeah, ugly. How do you rank these guys, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly?

They don't have the same scale. They're all rich, famous people, you know, they have percent, but it is, yeah, it's funny. Men, rating, perfect bell curve, women, rating, smashed to four as the top. Yeah. They don't have the the same skill. Doesn't matter because they they care about different things Okay, there you go We do I

Think I have more And let me know how it works out maybe you'll get dumped That news and let me know how it works out. Maybe you'll get dumped. Maybe you'll meet a hotter girl. Yeah, you know, maybe you want a crazy girl right now. I don't know. You're a young guy. It's fun. You're 20s. You know, play around. Okay. Hey, Dict. Did you see this shit about Leslie Jones? Oh, let's take a look. this shit about Leslie Jones. Oh, let's take a look. Haven't heard about her since she ruined Ghostbusters and started censorship online

by getting Milo Unopolis band. Leslie John said, Oh, dude. She's been coming across men that can't get hard when it's time to have sex with her. can't get hard when it's time to have sex with her. There's just, I mean, how many, the jokes are just jammed in the doorway. Nothing can get through. That's just so many to, I wouldn't want to know a guy who could get hard fucking

Leslie Jones. That would be, it's, that would be a big weirdo pervert. She's just not my tub of tea. Okay. I'm not gonna top that one. Let's see what else we got. That's a, yeah. Now my Tabity. How many tungsten's is she?

Probably, probably two even, two tungsten's. It could be maybe 1.9. Yeah, not, not Lizzo. Not Lizzo, right? Yeah. She goes on to say that today's generation of men are weak. They have got erectile dysfunction. I'd be surprised if she, if her grammar was that good.

But could that be the only reason why? I don't know. It's not community noted, so I know it's real. Unbelievable. This is from Jack. What do you have for us, Jack? Oh, this is a fat girl getting rejected at a concert. I think.

You know, they bring a girl up. Travis Scott. First chick got rejected by Travis Scott? First chick got rejected by Travis Scott. Oh, look at the size of her. Yeah, better, better, better, better. Yeah, people I want to see, you know, me dancing on some fucking fat Latina, a blue-blue looking bitch. No, it is skinny.

Get this girl up here. How the balls on that guy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, send it back. Send it back, throw it back, throw it back. Right, right. Throw it back. God. I can, man. This society is just so fucked. Just, yeah, I was a wake up call for her. And society is just so fucked.

Just fucked. Yeah, that was a wake up call for her. Oh, man, I gotta lose some of these toxins. I don't know. I'll probably get canceled or something. Is it a fitter? Is she skinny? Is it from rhinestone cowboy?

Let's check it out. Oh, it's a fat woman criticizing a fashion. Is it a fit or is she just skinny? So the implication is that the clothes can somehow, is the clothes are the clothes fashionable and fashion, the presumption is that fashion is transitive from an appealing looking physique that the fashion emphasizes to a big tub of shit.

With lipstick on it. Here you go. Oh God. Do you see that? Unfortunately. I don't want to, I definitely don't want to see her take the clothes off, but I didn't know that seeing her put the clothes on would be just as revolting. She's wearing the, this fat woman probably, probably about a tungsten and a half is wearing

the same outfit that that little skinny 95 pound girl was wearing the first one. Yeah. Yeah. With the brown skirt and the little, I don't know what you call those. Yeah, like a tank top, but it goes all the way up to the neck.

Yeah. Some boots, they are reinforced. We actually hear that. Actually, that was a tank top was actually like a tank cover for the military. That was like that's why it's for military surplus. Yeah. What do you shop military surplus? Exactly. Air shoots and tank tops.

Came off in Abrams. Whoa, that was Whoa, shut up. Hey, that was a little, yeah, that was a little spill there. Oh, I know. Her gut is hanging down. It's bifurcated. Bifurcated. Absolutely.

Absolutely disgusting. Now she's dressed up. She has a tiny tattoo on her arm, where she's odd, makes her arms look fatter. Yeah, you got to go big. Yeah. What's it a tattoo of? I didn't see it. It's a tagging system. They've done away with the ear.

You're taxing. Yeah, they just tattoo them. Oh, boy. Then they can track them across Instagram. Right. See how fat they're getting. Turn them into any shelter and see, oh, you do have a no. Full of them in.

There you go. That's it. They got a big dumpster outside to get a roll of fat. You belong here. Get in there. Yo, yo bitch. Special golf carts. She says, Cast your votes. I have been loving making these videos.

They've been getting me out of my comfort zone. I believe that. And I've been discovering many new fits I'm obsessed with. Who would have thought a khaki Maxi skirt plus white tank? That's her. That was her name in college. The white tank. She played the white. She played field hockey. That's funnier than Tom the T. We got the white tank.

White tank's taking it on the outside. He's driving for the goal victory white tank wins again. Oh God God that's why it was a hell of a game What's your secret momentum? Yeah, well Jean. Yeah, when I get out there. I like to throw my weight around Well, you know me, Jean I got these 50 caliber guns. When I'm coming for you, I'm gonna eat you. Get out of the way. It's 99 brother.

Okay, well, I mean, she looks a lot better in that. She looks a lot better in clothes. Yeah, yeah, I mean she looks a lot better in that. She looks a lot better in clothes. Yeah, yeah, sure. God. That was fun. All right, this is from Bianca. His cat woman. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's the black, black, right, the black panther is the black rhinoceros.

That motorcycle does not deserve what's about to happen. Come on. Who makes this motorcycle? They should sue. They should be sue in here for this. Hopefully, though, that's those spokes and the fork are made of tungsten carbide of some of the, it's a big fat black woman. She's, she's at least two tungsten's.

Yeah, probably two and a half. Right. That's, that's in black. She's dressed in black and you can still, they had to kill two cows to make this leather can't suit her. Yeah. Two, if you killed a cows, she's her, her arms or four arms are oddly skinny. Isn't that bizarre?

Right. She's wearing cat ears so that no one will ever have that fetish ever again. And she's wearing matrix glasses, but no one in the matrix had cat ears. I don't think so. Probably a more accurate version of the matrix would be like a bunch of trans programmers with like socks pulled up to their knees, you know? Yeah. Um.

Oh boy. Okay. Well, let's see how she's, do you think she's gonna eat the motorcycle or ride it? I don't know if she can get her leg over it. Oh, that's a, that's a good question. Okay, let's see. Is she gonna tip it over like Peewee Herman?

Right. Oh, she's turned around. Oh, it's low. To she is immense. I can't believe how much larger she got when he walked up to her. That's a low bike like she didn't have any problem getting on that thing. It probably was a lot taller at one point. Oh, she's worn it down.

Maybe she broke its back. Like a fucking sway back tors, you know, like a... That's a low motor cycle. I know. I know. What the hell? Maybe it must be her bike, me. I just, she ride it. Please tell me she made it.

Especially made it. Oh my god. Oh my god. She's so much bigger than I thought she was. Her, her fucking legs are bowed out. I know. Like they're going in and then out. Wow. I have fear.

I have fear. I have fear. I have very, yeah. I have fear. Um, wow. She have fear. Wow. She is a, what's Catwoman gonna do? She is a planet. Black hole. Wow.

I've kind of stunned. Yeah, I don't know how this, I don't know how this bodysuit works and why in God's name someone would produce this. Well, in this size. How did she kind of sick their Chinese? Has to be helped get into it. How many people you think helpin' her?

Well, remember like we're talking about the belt loops? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're, I don't know, that's, I have no fear. I have no fear. I have no fear. I have never had this much confidence in my life. No, I know. I never drug in the world.

Yeah. People going, you're gonna do this. You're that's great. You're great. Never have I. No, no, no, no. I don't believe you. Yeah.

I'm all right. This is confidence level off the charts. That's amazing. Well, I must be a me, like just to feel like that for just just a, you know, you know, I'm all right, this is confidence level off the charts. That's amazing. Well, it must be, just to feel like that for just a five minutes. Yeah, it must be you're like, I can conquer the world in five minutes.

That's a, you must be thinking that must be the level of confidence. Cowoman's here. Right here. Yeah. It's got a Zoro mask too. Oh, she's not wearing Matrix glasses. No, no, okay.

There's I, yeah, I see now. Okay. Well, that's a show everybody. Patreon.com slash the Dix show. See next Tuesday, get the bonus episode. There's a lot of good stuff on that one. Yeah, yeah. The Maddox, Michael Malis explaining to Maddox

why he's so stupid and Maddox angle. We're both speculating at this point. Pretty funny. It's pretty funny. All right, we'll see you. Do some voicemails after the song. I forgot to take the long intro to layout. There it goes. Ready Yep.

It's like like a future you want, Sean. You see this? Does not. That's the future if we don't act now. I see. We don't act now and stop this. There's so few inflection points in life that you can identify and this is one of them. Yeah, that was not a future I refuse to live in this future.

That was a shot taken less than a week ago in a honey big tam store. This is the future liberals want. A bunch of fat women wearing rejuvenating hockey masks. That's so frightening that. She's got a bottle of wine. Look at the ones got. Yes, she has a bottle of wine. This is what I was what I've been warning you about.

This is what I've been trying to stop. I'm from the future.. This is what I've been trying to stop. I'm from the future. And this is what it is. Unless we act now and destroy their rejuvenating lights and masks, this is Christmas. This is SkyNet. Return it or destroy it. Return it or it goes back.

I don't care who bought it. I don't care how much it was. I will destroy it. It's worthless. It's actually harmful. And its existence is harmful. Okay. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do go, yeah, where are they going? Where are all my five? Where are they going? Where are they going? Okay. Thanks for that.

Yeah. Hey, Dick. This is Scar. And what really makes me a rage is something really interesting. Is that they're shoving a fucking stabbed, right? Yeah. And I thought that that was like, you know, pretty funny.

And I'm going to have to hear from fucking liberals being all like, uh-huh, that prison justice in my right, even though they're all for prison reform or whatever. What really gets me is like, I was telling my co-workers about the fact that they're shoving God stabbed. And I heard one of them be all like, yeah, you know, sorry, let me explain. And Derek Chauvin was stabbed on Black Friday and the prisoner that stabbed him was like,

yeah, we did on Black Friday, this is in the message because it's connected to Black Lives Matter. I'm not making this up, but now I know I'm gonna have to hear some shit from black people. You know, like a yo. Black Friday was a thing for slaves. No, I don't think that's catching on scar. I don't know where you're going with that. Chauvin.

It's been a weird day. Friday. Yeah. I saw people celebrating that Black Friday was not like a huge shopping event like it used to be. Oh, really? I don't really understand why they're, they feel emotionally like wrong. I've been in Friday or whatever.

It's just a day where sales happen traditionally, but now everyone shops online and everyone's kind of broke right now. So, I don't know what you're, right. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? Yeah. Yeah, show them got stabbed. I guess people really think that George Floyd just died of a drug overdose,

and that he's totally innocent, which I don't understand it even a little bit. And then every time I say that, they show me like a toxicology report where his fentanyl level is way under the lethal limit. And then they show me a thing that says combining drugs makes them more lethal. I'm like, I don't know man, like I do way more drugs than you guys. I'm sure George Floyd did. If somebody's kneeling on my fucking neck, they killed me. I'm allowed to walk around being fucking high. I'm allowed to be walking around doing a lethal amount of fentanyl. Well, if you fucking need one, and kill me, you killed me.

It happens, it, it does, it's not like you take the fentanyl that's a lethal dose, and you walk around for a while, and then it kills you. Like it does it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no guys will do the cops will do right literally anything. If the government says kill people who are born on this day, they'll just go around and do it. No questions asked. They'll love it. Actually, they'll tell you they'll brag about how awesome it is that they kill people for no reason. They have absolutely zero, they have zero moral compass. And maybe some of them do, but it doesn't matter because you don't know which ones. Well, that's when, when the, don't you want that out of there? I want all of them out. Yeah. Well, I know. I know. Um, but you got to, you know, in order to

convince, and say that this is insane. It's like, well, in LA, we already have that. There's no, there's train robbery. He's fucking happening. Uh, we've got serial killers for, like, 1800, yes. Yeah. There's, send the pinker to the night on fucking care. I right right now. It's totally lawless here. Um, the people the people where there is no crime have strong opinions about cops that they don't need right. You guys don't even fucking need them. Where if this is a this is a I find the people usually aggressively diversified cesspool. If there's ever a case for police, it's here, and they don't do shit. They're no worse here.

Yeah. I don't get it. And they're probably better than they used to be as the sad thing. That's the thing. Yeah, they're better now than they just a straight up gang. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's just the strongest gang we call the police. Oh the LAPD historically has been amongst the most corrupt police organizations in the first world. Yeah, but I guess 9-11. So, you know, Sector Koch, okay. we need trash men yeah about police and doing we've been doing pretty good in l.a. without police for some time might as they would be great would be okay hey dick i was just listening to you on camel cast

or and i just i was on camel i was so profound about doctor who and like what there was and like what they were in like what they're saying you say that like they let david tenet come out and say oh fuck all this trans shit like they didn't like giving the fans permission to watch it yeah maybe remember that's exactly what the fuck they did with uh... star wars when uh... mark handle and was like oh this isn't my this isn't my look sky walker this is no i wouldn't have done the sky walker like this

even though he was obviously on set every single day and could have just said no look sky walker wouldn't have done this and i think they tried it. I think I honestly think that was a, at this point, that was a siaop to try to see if, hey, if Mark Hamill comes out and says, Mark Hamill knew, Mark Hamill knew what the fans wanted and knew it was wrong. The one where he was like in the, as a, yeah, in the last one, yeah, the last three whatever. And he goes, this is dog shit. Like it's depressing and sad.

And then he was like aggressively about it. And then later he, his pivot was, yeah, I mean, I guess it kind of fits real life, though, because when I was a kid doing Luke Skywalker, I was hopeful. And now I look back and see how we fucked it up. So yeah, it fits. It's like, well, that's actually, you're just kind of doubling down. You're right. So on Dr. Who, It's like, well, that's actually, you're just kind of doubling down. You're not. You're not. You're not.

All right. So on Dr. Who, for some retarded reason, they had a trans person on lecturing Dr. Who about like pronouns. Well, who, yeah, but what's your name? Dr. Who's like, yeah, no, I know a Dr. Who, but David Tennant hasn't like, he's just one of the Dr. Who's.

Yeah, but from years ago now, right? I don't know who, I don't know any of the thing about Dr. Hughes. I just know that everyone was pissed off about the transport. I just remember reading, so what do you mean? It's just really smug. Like it's like, oh, you're a male presenting time lord would never think, why don't you just fucking jump off a bridge? Why don't you just crash at phone booth right up your ass?

But then it would make it so much easier to pal it if the guy, the time Lord actor, just went on media and instead of going, oh, I'm really proud of the retarded progressive message we had. If he just like, I hate all that shit, that was fucking dumb, right? Yeah, I'm okay. Because if people go like, thank you. Now I can just stop crying about it and watch it. It is fucking dumb. When you make it, when you have a message,

you have to let somebody say, give a counter message. Or else people are gonna supply it. Yeah. Right, aggressively. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Ronnie, if Robert Downey Jr. had come out and say, I wish fucking Brie Larson would shut her mouth,

then everybody like, awesome, okay, I'm back. I'm about it now. You saved it, you saved it. You saved it, thank you. Yeah, exactly. He didn't fucking care. Yeah, it is stupid. Yeah.

But no one wants to hear, but what I want to say, what I think they should do. But you'll say it anyway. Okay. Hey, Nick. That guy called it last week about birthdays right on the money. My rage is my mom's birthday. Every year I fucking tread having to do anything around her.

And everything because she has to like demand that I spend like an super amount of money and do all this stuff and guilt right me. I don't know where his panic on of this normal. But you know, she does this shit. And now that I like, I basically spent the better part of the year with my girlfriend who's like pretty low maintenance. I know, you know, it doesn't seem believable, but really, my girlfriend like doesn't want

to do anything expensive. Yeah, you're comparing it to your mom who's someone who's a girlfriend for Dave. Right, I'll just be normal dinner and she'll find me. She gets mad if I spend like way too much money because it's expensive now. Yeah. And so I visited my mom for Thanksgiving and my mom got really fucking pissed because I didn't have anything planned for coming down to go see her. I don't want to.

And I was like, you're close to, like, what is it? Like 67, 68. You still care about your birthday. I made a joke and she got to live it over there. Oh, man. My mom was just like, yeah, you know what? I don't celebrate my birthday. You know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. the mobile you know it's really awkward my girlfriend doesn't care about

her that's a she's like you know she's thirty two that's the next way to you we don't care about her birthday but you know here's my mom close to seventy years old he's still demanding the whole world stop on a fucking dime for her who's annoying of course i Of course, I'm not gonna do anything for my mom's birthday, but fucking annoying. You should accidentally send your mom a wrong text. How long ago was your dad's suicide? Ha ha ha ha.

I'm surprised he's not gay. Oh, you know, that kinda. I get, if that guy's straight, then you can't make them gay. I gotcha. Yeah, that's all the teachers in gay sex in the world in schools and that's not going to work. That's a high maintenance mom.

I don't know what it's, I mean, I don't really shut her. Maybe shut the fuck up. Maybe she has some great other qualities, but she's definitely a martyr. Good, or just like a box of snakes for her birthday. Yeah, right. She has some great other qualities, but she's definitely a martyr. Good. They're just like a box of snakes for a birthday. Yeah, right. You know, yeah, it bugs. It's always been go, you old bitch.

It's always been interested in reptile keeping, right? Send a wrong text to her. Yeah. Oh, my stupid mom is obsessed with her birthday that dumb old bitch won't shut. She's like a fucking child and then send it. Oops, that I meant to send that to, uh, dad, you know? Yeah, yeah.

To dad, because we all talk like this about you behind your back, because you're so fucking annoying. Oops, I meant to send that to somebody else, right? Oops, that was, was to dad too. Sorry. Because everyone talks about you like this, because you're so fucking dumb. Uh.

That would make things happen. That would get things in motion. That's an example of, yeah. We're waiting and doing something is not equal. Yeah, okay. You can't make it worse. Right, right. The thing that you do would make it worse.

Then they might get, I mean, do whatever you want. Unless he stands to inherit a shit ton of money or something. That could sound like it. That would make it worse. Money's not worth it. You could just sue the sue her estate afterwards. Take it to probate. Yeah, but you got to pay for all that. She's not going to leave you any money. Soul bitch. You know, spend it all on birthday presence. Yeah, the birthday fund where you have to come celebrate her birthday. Right after she's dead.

Yeah. She plays out like explicit plans and show everyone shall come to my birthday and have somebody on like retainer to make sure that it all gets done. And I'll give you a pittance. Right. Okay. Hey, Dick. I have to see I can't see time to get out of the whole problem again. Oh, yeah. I called in. I test degree time to get alcohol problem again. Oh yeah, I called in, I picked like 3 or 4 something like that.

Okay. My rage today is... Fucking having kids. Having kids? I have one. And it's horrible. Everyone says it's great, but it's fucking horrible. And shit comes in my head. It's horrible. Everyone says it's great, but it's fucking horrible. I'm sick constantly.

I always feel like shit. I probably need to do things that I don't want a fucking dude. I'm holding out of my way and spending way more fucking life. This is fucking shit, man. I mean, don't get me wrong. It's great having the experience, No, don't give me that shit Look at the other side of it fuck me. It's stuck It's fucking stuck. Yeah, so much. I mean that's that's an honest

I'll end up yeah, yeah, finally got a confession of one of these fuckers. Yeah, I mean you don't you know You don't hear you don't hear that a lot you hear hear things like, yeah, I mean, it's tough. It's a lot of work, but it's all worth it. But it's supposed to like, it's like, no, it sucks. It sucks, I mean, you know, maybe he'll feel differently when the hardest stuff is behind him or whatever, but it's, maybe he'll get hit by a drunk driver over at Christmas and not feel good.

Right. It seems like he... I'm just guessing his kid is probably young. So he's got a long road ahead. He's in the closet hiding from the kid. From the kid. Yeah. I know.

Kids are fucking... Did it show? I'm not going to hard time dealing with people who are in their 40s who just are like wage, you know, they can like $12 an hour, it sucks. But I'll probably be stocking bookshelves come this time next year. One bad thing happens. It's all about luck. I've been very lucky lately. Been really unlucky. But sometimes I'm like, how do these people do this?

How do you get to be 45 and like you can't show up to work on time? And so you have to ever manage or watching, at the same time. Now I'm starting to sympathize with management. I'm starting to get it because it's like, no, you have to babysit this people, watch everything they do. Welcome to growing up on purpose.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I want everything that you're gonna be doing. I'm gonna work on my purpose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Starting to sympathize with management. Yeah. Everybody's fucking up. I mean, there's a lot of fucking,

there's a lot of useless out there. Yeah. There is. Okay. Maybe a couple more. Diction, I gotta tell ya. Tell me. It's hard to be an autistic guy.

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I'm an autistic. I'm an autistic. I'm an autistic. I'm an autistic. I'm an autistic. I'm an in-sell. Oh, yeah, I scam horse. Right. What's going on here? Fucking them and then say it's trial pornography. Yeah, that's not his autism trendy. I guess maybe you guys are fucking culturally appropriating. Yeah, we're mad at women for doing that. Shit. You're not showing it. You're not fucking autistic. Right. Uh... Diction, I gotta tell you, getting hard to be an autistic guy. I'm not autistic, but I'm into target a couple of days before Black Friday, because you know what? What's the point of going on Black Friday when the sale's on?

Get to the electronics and I oversteer something coming from the toy section right across the way. You know, like a section, I've got my head in there. Disturb it. That women in there. Okay. I'm thinking, okay, well, they're probably some cute parents or whatever. I don't know.

I hear this fat lady go to another fat lady and say, oh, I have all of these. I have all these steps. Right. So they're dope and they walk out. Oh, maybe she's not interested. Then I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Six fat women all congregating in this Lego section. The other one says something similar like, oh, I get that set, but,

oh, I don't have money. Sure, there are other fat for me. If you get it for Christmas it's like how how fat would you do they come in flavors oh it's me Legos take it over by fat one how do you not become a shooter why anyway I thought how do you not be going to shoot her what are you laughing at the idea that they Lego finally cracked the girl market by flavoring the Lego's. We've got it. That friend's shit, where the girls are building

in pretty colors, trash it. We're just adding all of our Legos are pumpkin flavored now. Pumpkin spiced flavor. Yeah. Yeah. Why are there's a cool ranch? Congregated. Legos women. Oh fat women are eating them. Gathering at the Lego watering hall. I ate my toys. Those were my Legos. Yeah. Cool ranch, ha. We got to keep women out of Legos.

I mean, get them out of there. Yeah, I don't, you know, I guess there's adults who, is Lego or Lego's okay for adults? Can you be Will Farrell in, you know, in the Lego movie? No, that was the lesson of that movie is that we cannot be. Yeah.

It's bad. Yeah. And he's a shitty dad and the kid internalizes abuse is comedy with, where's my pants? Yeah. But he, you know, but he, um, he becomes good at the fairytale. He becomes good. Right. Yeah. But he becomes too good and then invades the boy space with his stupid sisters shit.

Right. It's like you should have protected me. First of all, you're abusing me. She's the real terrorist. Yeah, you should have been protecting me from you, but now you've abandoned the entire role of Guardian at all, letting this bitch come in here and fucking Duplo. Stuff Duplo's are garbage.

Yeah. It's like a fucking joke. Yeah. Negative message. It tastes terrible, too. Yeah, yeah, it's like a fucking joke. Yeah Negative taste terrible All right, this last one Hey, you know what I hate I hate women on a construction There's some women in the soccer field and all that other bullshit, but at the end of the day At the end of the fucking day you can be doing something for fucking

15 years know everything in and out and yet you'll always have that one bitch Just walks up and wanted to you the whole Watches you A limiter can't oh you doing this way doing that like yeah, I'm gonna get there when I do that point Well right now I need to finish Oh It's just something I hate Really fucking ate it because they don't need to be there. They're just a fucking owner

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Are you gonna do that? That shit drives me crazy. That it's like, yes, I know that all that I'm doing something in a specific order, I'm working on this aspect. Don't worry, I'll do that. Count to 10. Are you gonna count eight? Yeah. Well, yeah, I'll do that. Count to 10. Are you going to count eight? Yeah. Well, yeah, I'll get there. Yeah.

Count it. Count eight first. Just so I know you got it. It's like, there's a lot. Are you going to count four? Four. Yeah. Okay. One. A lot of the big mixers don't allow clients to be in the room with them while they're doing a mix. Like, no, I present because it's like, I'm not worried about the base right now. Yeah. Like that. It's, it's all coming together because it's like, Hey, are you going to, you know, like it's, no, no, I will present it at the end. I'll tell you when to come down and we'll listen. Then you can make your comments. But that's,

I mean, it's, you know, if you or anyone you know has been negatively affected by a woman on the work site. I'm here. Our attorneys are here for you. Yeah. Settlement will be up here. Boxer Legos. One call away. She ate yours.

Okay. Bye, everyone. Say, uh, thank you.