The Dick Show - Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Am I really that annoying that people have to make a three hour video to dedicate five years of their lives to documenting how annoying I am. There is no way that your ego has ever been bigger than it is right now. Impossible. Five years. That's a big spurg out. Half a decade is. Maddox would say. Yeah. For more than half a decade is... Maddox would say, right?

Yeah. For more than half a decade, right? Closer to a decade now, it's been working on this for so long. It's like a third of a month. Like it's... He's been struggling for a third of a month. Yeah.

What? We were broken up for a fortnight. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think now after a week? It was about a week ago when I was talking, my dad had called me to congratulate me on ironically the price of Bitcoin going up.

When Maddox dropped this gigantic turd, well that's fun on the internet. Yeah. Right in the middle of that, really ruined my gloating to my father, about Bitcoin. What do we think now? It's been a week.

We have a big bonus episode where we went through, we went through a third of Maddox's, I think we got to about a third, didn't we? The Godfather Part Four, I guess this is. Director's Cut. The director's Cut. The director's Cut of, she didn't dump me, I dumped her. Yeah.

And I'm dating a model now, or at least I was at some point. So stop making fun of me. Right. Well, we didn't really get, did we get into that? No, no. We only got a third of the way. Two point. Yeah.

And in the bonus episode. And I tried to speed it up, which was a mistake. We should have just played it straight. Oh, really? I think so. I think we got to go, we got to mistake. We should have just played it straight. Oh, really? I think so. I think we gotta go. We gotta do another bonus episode to just play it normally.

Maybe we get through one, two sections at a time. Are you trying to up the Patreon? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean, you're, I mean, you're a plan. You're right. I mean, it does go, it goes pretty quick and we end up stopping it a lot anyway. I don't know. I mean, whatever. Well, I also, you know, part of it is he's quoting stuff from like, and sometimes 20 years ago, we have to do the post mortem. Yeah.

Like, that's the thing because you're like, oh, no, see, he's fucking lying about that. Yeah, like, I don't, like, that quote is accurate, but I don't think that's the context. And then it takes like a week for me to go back through and say, oh no, that's because you were. Or the timeline. That's because you Photoshopped a picture of that guy's family

from his Facebook and called his wife a whore and said that you were gonna contact her job. That's why he's upset with you. Yeah, not because it's something I said, because you sent a Photoshop picture of his family too impersonally and said you were gonna contact his wife's employer. He is. That's why.

He's bragged about doxing numerous times. It doxed 5,000 people and called them Nazis. Was that a good idea? Do you think? You know, you played baseball. I did, yeah. You played baseball. You know what a pitch back is?

You remember ever have a pitch back when you were a kid? Is that a catcher just slings it right back? No, it's a, no, no. It's so you can practice like at home. It's like a frame with a very top, yeah. And it's angled at the bottom. So if you throw it into it, it'll throw you pop flies. If you throw it at the top, it'll give you grounder.

So you can play in the backyard by yourself. Right. Well, I feel like every time he does something like that, he's like throwing a hard ball as hard as he can into a pitch back and just comes back and hits him in the mouth. Like it's, like, you have to, you gotta get your hands up. You gotta get your hands up. You gotta know it's coming back, but it's like you have to know you got to get your hands up.

You got to get your hands up. You got to know it's coming back. You know, I did it 10 times. Hit me in the mouth 10 times. I don't see how I can fucking prevent that. God damn. What were you trying to do? Well, I was trying to hit that guy over there.

Yeah. Why are you throwing at the net? Yeah. Well, because fuck the mat too. Well, we're going to get into it. Apparently, clearly the net is a pedophile. Apparently, Trixi, you're saying that Maddox ends his video hoping that I go to jail, right?

Get on the mic for this. Okay. I'm going to undo it. Yeah. Hey, everybody. The grand. Now he calls you a pedophile. Call me a pedophile a whole lot.

That's illegal, by the way. Not that we're stacking up how many crimes Maddox is regularly committing at this point. I think Maddox is very confused about who I am. He's about, he's talking about Digi, bro. The character I used to play three years ago on the internet. You know, I've trans, I'm transgender, so I've been using female pronouns

for those whole three years now, of course. It's been a while, that comes up from woke medics in this video. We'll take them three more years to get that right. That's the problem. It was, it was correct when, you know, when I was kind of working on this, I was, I walked it backwards, right, with all of his screenshots and shit.

He started working on this the day he lost the lawsuit. Oh, really? Because that was like, it's only been that long. Yeah. It was like five years ago. So the day he stopped, actually, no one or lost that lawsuit. He says that for fuck's sake, it was dismissed from court. So there was no winner and no loser. Oh, literal quote dismissed. Yeah, just that's in like, yeah, not even not even going to

trial. Like, oh, yeah. So it basically nothing. Basically a big doover. Right, I mean, so the whole video is about how you need to go to jail. He's, this video is how on in the hell would you be going to jail? I've to reach to go to jail. So Kevin, you've seen the last episode of Seinfeld. If you summarize all of someone's crimes over the last decade, they go to jail. That's how this video works.

Oh my God, you're right. Look at all these, you're on her. Look at all these N words. This has been has lost it against me for 10 years. Look at this rapist. Look at these N words. Look at this guy over here. Yeah.

He said some bad stuff too. So it seems like the problem is, Maddox doesn't know how to find legal counsel that's trustworthy. He found a shitty lawyer and lost. So throughout the later part of the video, he keeps asking like, if anybody knows where I can find good legal counsel.

I'm the internet dude, you just type in lawyer. You call the first fucking, look, they're like the most aggressive SEO people on the planet. You think it, well, he wants someone to play. Any lawyer will tell you, oh, that's retarded. That's all retarded, man. Everything that you're saying there is retarded. Sorry. I don't know why he thinks his fans are gonna know amazing lawyers, or I guess because

you've had success through Asking for lawyers through your show. Yeah, so he's trying to like mimic that or something Yeah, the whole last few minutes is just him being like I you know if anybody knows a lawyer who can help me get this guy sent to jail It's a telephone It's a fucking telephone There's so much gold in the video still that we haven't got to yet for just me paying for a lawyer You can make dicks patreon shoot through the roof What's it at now? Let's see Patreon it's amazing. He did this. He also did this before Patreon's

payout for the month. So our Patreon spiked. I saw that. And then the next day, I got paid out from it. I, yeah. The day this video happened, one of your patrons, a guy called D's, patroned me $15 so that I would pay you an extra $15 so that I would be on the episode. 21,400, there you go. All right, everybody, buckle up, buttercup. 21,400. We're gonna have a lock episode today. We're gonna have a lock.

It's like five grand in a week by the way. I'm like, how much did Maddox make on this video? Let's see. He can't be monetized. It has the end words. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And he's doxed a ton of people that nothing to do with my way of people.

Yeah, well, Randy, why the fuck did he go after Randy? Randy has never done anything with me. Well, he wasn't loyal. Remember, he was, he was extremely loyal. He was, he was maddoxed. I mean, but ultimately though, it's, it's where he ends up. It doesn't matter that he's still, you know what I mean? He didn't do anything to fuck me over.

That's why. Ultimately, Maddox was betrayed by Randolph. He took the fall for that. That RSS feed shit too, which Maddox is lying about. That's bullshit. Which Maddox is lying about and it also caused everything. It caused, it caused so much of the backlash that he's crying about in the video. I remember. And it caused a number of other things.

I remember. We'll get to you. Let's see here. He's got this video's the first time he's actually come after Sean, right? Like, yeah, he docks you. Yeah, he's, everything. And he didn't do that. No, no, no, he's been planning on it since the lawsuit. Of course. Yeah, he just had. That's what's crazy. Yeah, sure. He's got a whole page about Nick Riquita. Did you? Oh, let's do this. I'm sure. Nick Riquita is not a black face lawyer.com.

Is that what it is? It's a little funny. I have to give it to him. I appreciated this page. I see here. Too cute, right? So Maddox has dedicated a whole many website to Nick Cricatum. Yeah. And he did the I'm a writer thing in it. Did you see that? Yeah.

Dot, dot, dot, writer. So he's still making callbacks to the old show as though he wants people to go listen to it, which is just going to make more dick show fans. Mm-hmm. And then, uh, Maddox has a, a section, a section in his video where he's like seething with hatred about Nick and sarcastically hoping that this doesn't affect Nick's clients. Like he's going like, I'm sharing Nick's clients. One like to know about their black face lawyer. The problem is when he started making this video, Nick was a lawyer. He's fucking that pussy insight, inciting shit.

Yeah. Why don't you just fucking, hey, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call, I'm gonna do it. Like I mean, hey, everybody call this guy's car. I know. It's like, oh, well, then, you know, then I'm dead to rights and in law, but it's like, dude, what you're saying, you're still inciting, you're doing the same fucking thing. Yeah, we all know what you mean.

You know what you mean. It's the same. It's not saying it in a cute way. Does it make it any different? Another thing I love about this, this counts as posting an L online because uh, Nick Riccata sent him a cease and desist. Like nobody, I don't, I didn't know this. I don't know if this was common knowledge that he was, he was legally asked to stop calling him specifically a black face. That's why the name of the website. The problem is with Maddox seething with hatred and trying to get Nick's clients to like fire him, is maybe when you started working on the video,

Nick had clients, but he doesn't now. He's like the most famous streamer of any of us. It's really amazing. It's a monster that fucking George created. Yeah. He makes like a million dollars a year. He's on Netflix. Again, this is leading the Netflix documentary of Johnny Depp.

He's hugely famous. My biggest drugstaff. He's got me online. That's how famous he is. The pitch back analogy. That's how I can help me throw this shit. Hey, here's this guy. It's like you fucking made him. So he was like, hey, let me throw this shit. Hey, here's this guy. It's like, you fucking made him.

So he's like, yeah, make sure his clients, right? Like, he doesn't have any clients, bro, he's famous. He's more famous than fucking you. Oh, yeah. He also goes in on Vito. He posts a picture of Vito's YouTube to show who he is. Yeah. Vito's fucking YouTube has more subscribers than that.

Oh, yeah, by like 1,000, like exactly just above Maddox's son. And how long? What's fucking George's been doing this for how long? And how long has he stopped the fight? He's been doing it. I'm really surprised he didn't way back machine to when his sub count was like at its highest. Yeah. Oh yeah.

No. Would he pretend to be friends with Pendulet? Oh my God. Yeah. We covered that in the bonus episode. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, no. What do you pretend to be friends with Pendulet? Oh my God, yeah. We covered that in the bonus episode. We can attach it. We buried the hatchet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What the fuck? Are you high? Don't remember you, but yeah, it's so scary. All right. I have no idea what you're saying. I mean, you know he doesn't have any clue who the fuck Maddox is. All right, let's see the show.

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Good, yeah. Did you see that Maddox is mad? I'm not overly excited about anything. Maddox says that our logo for you is the SS logo. Did you see that? Did you see that? Yeah, like that's not, that's false. Yeah, did I, right, did I, first of all,

I have no idea who he's talking about. I've never been handed. I know exactly what that is. Yeah. And I, the SS logo. Yeah. Is that okay to admit that we know the SS logo? I know what it is.

Yeah, I mean, do you want to come over and see my SS logo, which is next to my third rike dinnerware from the Eagles Nest? Is that? I'm a huge collector of not-sens memorial bills. Just because of the design, right? Yeah, just because of the design. He's also got a Hugo Boss shirt and his closet that is dead-bought for him.

Yeah, right. How'd you know? Oh, God. I was talking about me. Oh, yeah. It was more evidence that I'm a Nazi. Yeah, exactly. Oh, and joining us is Trixi,

who Maddox calls a pedophile. A pedophile. Yeah. And then he says, my girlfriend should lose her teaching credential because we went to get beers with Dijie, then Dijie bro after the show. Dijie bro legendary pedophile. So he's saying that she should lose her job

and her ability to work because we went, because we went out to get a beer with with them with the with YouTube's Jimmy's Abel with me. Yeah, where she just drank at work like most teachers with no problem with working pedophiles, you know, yeah, right Fucking psychopath. No, it's as as somebody put it. It's it's clearly the ravings of a lunatic Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That doesn't make you throw the rest of it out. You just said that going to dinner with a known YouTube celebrity, who apparently is a pedophile, makes somebody a fucking pedophile. Run with you. There are, you know, it's like when you're authenticating something, you know, one or maybe two anomalies might,

you know, it could still be, it's like, well, maybe that's, say, say, maybe there's a couple of wristwatches in Napoleon, right? Say, it's a vintage guitar or something, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They generally had a consistent process, but perhaps, there's like, maybe the router broke when they were routing out

the electronics cavity and they had, somebody had to finish it by hand. Well, everything else is perfect on it. Maybe. But when you get anomaly after anomaly, it's, again, it's, there are too many, you have to, you have to make too many ad hoc hypotheses. It's like, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like, well, but then this, it's like, if you have to keep making up reasons

why this could be, you come on. Just give it up. That's not, yeah. You need to go back and make a new one. Throw it away. There's just, there's put any more lacquer on this. Yeah, but this, but he lied about this, but he misled on this, but he misled, he's a fucking liar. He's a liar. He's a liar. On top of 5,000 people,

because they belong to a Facebook group. They started at the end of the old show, because they were a fan of you, Maddox, you idiot. You just fucking, you just fucking, 5,000 fucking people. You think, do you think all of them are gonna be cool with that Maybe there are some murderers in that list. I got news for you fucking statistically a couple of those people have been to jail for murder Does that sound like a good idea?

Maybe I should Get a certain like a League involved you know like my grandfather the ADL? My paternal grandfather. Like the ADL on my side. My paternal grandfather was a Romanian Jew. Where do you think my name comes from? I'm like, you know, so Harley's not calling in. Harley Morgan.

Yeah, Morgan's senior Morgan Stern. I don't know. Morgan's in. Pretty sure, I'm pretty sure he's Jewish. He's not calling, oh, I'm not Jewish because he's not calling in because he forgot he had a Hanukkah dinner to go to. I hate it when those pre-bud,

which is fine, he's a nice guy. I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, it just, it always pisses me off that so many people will accept like whatever bullshit, because like they're, they're, well, it's like, oh, he's always been a nice guy to me. Like, yeah, fucking Jimmy Staville

was a nice guy to everybody, too! Yeah, right. Yeah. I made, I have an hour and a half long video myself just responding to this, going back through the explaining the whole made, I have an hour and a half long video myself just responding to this going back through explaining the whole magic. Cause nobody knows who he is anymore. See, I know it.

He's writing my own, now. I know, exactly. He's writing my real name, Life Enigma. Yeah. So I had to spend all this time explaining the whole story, but somebody, I got a comment that's like, I'm 20 minutes into this video. And so far, you're just talking about why

Maddox is like a bad person and adipshed and an asshole. But he had all these really serious allegations about you and Dick and everything. And I'm like, yeah, they're fucking made up. What? You can allad, Jenny. I can't let Maddox as a pedophile. I don't have any evidence.

But when we talked about how fucking a pregnant woman is like fucking to baby too. Remember that? Yeah, I do. remember when Maddox had a whole episode I think he ever said remember when Maddox had a whole episode on the old show on the biggest problem about Non-offending pedophiles and how much sympathy we should have for them and even me joking about it Yeah, made him all pissed off because I wasn't taking his fucking serious plea for the plight and Of unborn babies unborn. Yeah, I've unborn babies and fucking non-offending pedophiles I was trying to make it a fucking comedy show and you're a fucking meltdown about that remember that Maddox

He's trying to remember that you remember you're not offending pedophile fucking episode Just didn't want to be didn't want a baby's born with dense in their forehead. I guess it's two for one That's what he said. Yeah, it's two for one. And everybody knew you were joking. You idiot. I wasn't completely sure he was joking. I think we don't know what you're saying. Maybe not because the way he told it was back when I was a teenager, I used to think this was a good idea. Oh, yeah.

I mean, it sound like he really thought that as a TV. Realized he couldn't say that anymore. I've completely kind of come around to the fact that for probably 90% of his comedy, he was unintentionally funny because it's actually what he thought. And it's like, it's so weird if you go back and you go with some of what's come out,

you go, no, no, actually that wasn't, he probably really thought this. He really thought that he had a day. And he thinks it's a genius because people laugh at him like he's some comedic genius when a reality is retard. It just elapses to line up with things that nobody would take seriously, but he's fucking serious.

Well, you can see when he's reading the length of my tech of my Maddox tweets, when he says it's the size of the Parthenon and Niagara Falls, that he's like dead serious about that being a huge height. A unit of measurement. He's like, serious about that being a huge height. A unit of measurements. Like it's bigger than the Parthenon and Niagara Falls and the Colosseum put together. More.

It's two and a half Colosseum. If you wrap that, you would think it's a joke because it's so stupid. It's funny to be here. Because we did a hike recently at Yosemite that like described itself as like as tallest serious tower and the Paris tower on top of each other. Okay, there you go. But those are ours. Right, nobody has ever said, wow, the part that goes part on.

Oh shit, man. Who's fucking cute? I probably could probably throw a rock over it. But wow, it's tall. Yeah, who knows? Yeah, it's like superman able to leap over the parthenon and a single bound. Yeah, I was surprised he didn't do it in a qubits in a span, you know, like it's like what the, what's the thing about Niagara Falls?

How tall was the one in the first, like romantic and stuff, I think? Not a single. It's very tall. Yeah, you can drink it 19. So people go there to have their 19th birthday that they live in New York. Oh, really? Yeah. Where's that Niagara Falls?

Oh, right across from Buffalo, like an hour away. Yeah, yeah. It's the tallest thing in Buffalo. So Vito, uh, Vito, Sean, I'm afraid to disappoint. I hate to disappoint you, but Vito made his way in. No way. No way. Indeed. He looked like he was going to fucking die. He came in here like a crash, like he's trying to like make weight for a fight. Yeah. He went on PKA and they told him how to like aggressively cut weight. It's definitely it's saunas, you know, right. Not drinking any water for like he drank a ton of water until a certain point and then

just purged it. Oh, he's like at least healthy way he could purged it. Unbelievable. He showed up. He showed up. He could have done it. He probably ended up losing about four pounds of fat during the whole thing because he did it so badly, but he won. He won 1, 1200 bucks. Unbelievable. I can't.

He won it by one pound. He was under, he showed up with a box of tacos, like delirious, like whatever happens, I'm eating these right after. Yeah. Delirious color drained from his face, his lips parched like he'd been in the desert. That is a, and not a healthy thing to do, especially at his weight. No, he came in, he's like, let's go. Let's wait right now before the show. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My girlfriend weighs him. Yeah. He just, he strips his clothes off without even thinking about it. Yeah. Okay. So he was hangry. Yeah. My girlfriend weighs him. He just he strips his clothes off Yeah. Without even thinking about it. Right. It's on the scale. She writes it down. It gets on the scale three times. Right. So she writes it down. Yeah. And then he proceeds to just eat like shuffling food in his mouth and farting and burp, farting, which ironically makes him heavier, you know, because the hot gas in your body makes you slightly.

Yeah, right. He should have been holding his farts in the whole way over. I hope, right, or swallowing air. It was absolutely the most disgusting triumph that you've ever seen in your life. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. He made the way and everyone was. That's a fatty's going to cry.

That's amazing. God damn. I didn't think there was any way. Uh, the fat watch pins are, are shipping this week too. I also want to direct your, I want to direct your attention to this. Uh, Sean and, and it announced sadly that I've lost the war. I've lost the war in my house as a beginning of the end. Yeah, I've been, what is this?

I've been trying to, what do you think it is based on looking at it? Well, you know, the, you know, how we've had candles for thousands of years, right? Yeah, and now it's gotta, now women have invented a new way to waste money and do things in a stupid way. This is a candle heating machine

that arrived with some fanfare, my girlfriend ordered a candle heating machine. So she saw that one of her friends had it. Radiate heat. Well, it's actually a lamp. It's a shitty looking lamp that just heats like a McDonald's burger that like a hatchery.

It's a lamp over there you put a candle under. Yeah. And then it heats the candle up so that the candle melts and you can smell the deliciousness without lighting the candle, not lighting the candle. So they manage to use technology to remove the only fun part of the candle. It just, so they managed to use technology to remove the only fun part of the candle.

candles playing with fire for a little, yeah, a little slight moment, right? And as a kid dipping your fingers in the hot wax and then having invincible fingers. Yes, that's exactly anything. This is my ideal form. Someone who feels absolutely nothing. Right.

Mm-mm. What do you think about this? I've obviously lost. I've lost control. She used the chaos and the commotion of Maddox's video to sneak this in the back door. Right. In your de-fuckers this.

Delusional happiness. Yeah, all of my podcasting craziness. She sneaks this in. Those things are literally probably six weeks old. Yeah, I wouldn't touch those. I wouldn't touch the sour patch. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

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But look at this, proof. Look what happened to the wick here. Because it kind of fell over, like it. It's like it's over in the melting. So now the wick is just lying against the, that you can't resurrect this candle, you know? Did the wick get that black from, was this a new candle?

I know, this was an old candle. I was gonna say, okay. I mean, if it got that black, it would have been on fire from the lamp. So, see, the thing's just so big. Yeah. They have many different styles. They get a robot style that you could have.

She goes, what do you just not like the style? Well, I hate the whole concept of it, actually. Right. Had a perfectly good, we had a perfectly good system. Yeah. Light it, it's fun. It blow it out, it's cool. Right.

I like the little, you know, when you blow it out, I like the smell of that too, you know. Now I have some sort of a wax heating machine. Yeah. No fire at all. Right. Nothing. You could just get like some popery.

You just work scent in the air. Yeah. Let me see what I got here. Did you also notice in the Maddox's documentary that he was talking to that stalker first, he had a conversation with that woman stalker that he said he was gay. What with memory that stalker he showed he said he was gay. What? Remember that stalker, he showed it to beginning of his video,

saying, I'm gay. Well, I haven't watched anything past like what we watched. We watched that part, did we? It's just so dense with bullshit. But that he said he was gay. He told the stalker he was gay, so she would leave him alone. Oh, yes, yes, yes, oh, right.

Which would be an insane thing to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. But that was a response to her saying that he was gay. So he had cleared, and it was like, he showed the response, he showed responses to her like seven years apart. So he's been flirting with this girl. He's been flirting with this supposed stalker

for like 12 years, right? It's insane. There's a moment in the video where he says of you, like, then we became close friends. And it's like, according to his narrative, you were close friends for five years. How can you be a stalker or even fanboy if you are literally friends?

I don't know. I don't get that. No, it's like, it's a knee jerk that like stalker. Stah, he hangs onto these words. It's like, what he knows,'s a knee jerk that like stalker. Stah, he loves, he hangs onto these words. It's like what he knows, you know, it's just stalker. Somebody doesn't, you know, it's like this, you know, somebody wants to have a nuanced conversation on whether we're melting down Confederate statues racist.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, isn't there like a nuanced conversation to be like, so maybe this should be in like a museum so you can teach history so you know what happened as opposed to like, it never happened, racist. That is something that is interesting that I wanted to bring up. He, when Maddox first started this shit,

when he made his first video about me, the Dick Lies one, where he said, I run a rate, a rate list on eight, on eight Chan, something like that. And I don't update the plugins on the website. That was the first version of this, which was 13 minutes long. He shopped it around. He got feedback.

And then he decided to release it to the entire LA comedy scene on Facebook. Like, see this guy, he's a rate best, right? Like, this is the kind of stuff he says and does. He invented this, or not invented, but pioneered this guilty by association, your rapist slash Nazi. Oh sure. Attack. That wasn't like 2015, right? Or 2016 maybe? And now it has come so far around that it's like popular.

Like he's doing this, he invented, he pioneered this back then and now is using it the same video again with just more 3D models and shit. But it will probably catch on because of that. Because it's such a, it's become so, it's become so like current that it's what people use all the time. Like it happens on Elon Musk.

Yeah. That's his entire battle on Twitter is proving he's not an anti-Semite. It's because it's so popular among half the world. So, you know, it'll probably work. What were you gonna say, Trixie? Oh, no, I had nothing for that. Sorry.

Are you gonna, you should see them. I, I'm hoping there'll be some kind of big class action lawsuit. Yeah. Cause there's, like you said, you cannot dox five and a half thousand people, especially, these are from all over the world. The rules about this are different in different countries.

So I thought, you're a nation's Canada panel has really strict rules about this stuff. Like, you know, his basis is non-existent. And even him insisting that these people who are in the Facebook group are like a part of a hate mob. Like, even if he really believed that the Dixho Facebook group was a hate mob, most of those people signed up before you were talking about Maddox. That was like 17 weeks into the fucking podcast. Yeah.

I heard a lot of people from that group gone to like they left the group like some of them are dead. Like people are like, he's dead. Some of them are dead, gone, their Facebook accounts are deleted. One guy who can't sue him. Like he, he made the list, he made this list. I think somebody clocked it in 2017. Yeah.

And then some people said, some people said that he got it from a couple of different places. Like they put, they put joke names on their account differently in different spots. Yeah. You can track where exactly he got it from. I who the fuck knows where it's such it's just such a bunch of a lot of all these fucking names man my legal name is on there, but he doesn't connect it with Digi bro. Oh really? Yeah, like as Digi bro has got his own section at the top of

this page along with everybody else. I made it into like the like this. Why did he think this was a good idea? He's a fucking lunatic. And then he's got this section here, look, why? Back in 2003, I published some hate mail I received from when someone sent me a racist rant. Years later, he became a cop who was being investigated for abusing an inmate. The cop was suspected of having racist motivations.

So when the investigator searched for his name, they found the old hate mail he sent me on my website. So Maddox's justification for doxing 5,000 people who were in a Facebook group is that one time a cop to help in future cases. Yeah, to help future cases. They can get infected. Get these bad cops off the street.

I don't think he realizes that the only reason null can get away with this shit with Kiwi farms is because he lives in Serbia. Yeah. And he's like the most haunted website on the internet. And Null is extremely capable of running servers and websites and shit. And Maddox can't even secure this website. Yeah. He can't even get a certain SSL certificate.

Maddox should team up with Null. Null's all back on his side, right? He is, well, No, you can tell that No really wants to be on Manic's side, cause he hates you. Yeah. And hates, and hates, I don't know why he hates Vito. I think he just hates Vito because he hates you so much. He hates the same reason he thinks he hates,

both of us it's the whole No is a pedophile. No, no hates anybody who is doing pedophilia as a funny bit on the internet. He's really not about that. Damn. Okay. You're gonna make a list. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like you sued the customer service representative for Patreon. You sue random companies and people that are not involved. You dox thousands of people for no reason. He got been over and fucked by Landau.

That's the guy who fucked him. He even landau is the only guy who targeted Maddox and fucked him over. Totally gone from the list. You'll notice that he doesn't put any lawyers on this list of people who fucked him over, right? Isn't that peculiar? He's got a big problem with Nick Wentz and Richard Spencer. Cernovich not in that video though. Cernovich who can file lawsuits for free in California, right? Big shocker.

Anyway, another person he could have teamed up with and probably had some success. Cernovich would probably want to work with Maddox, it'd be hilarious. I mean, he can't work with anybody. That's the whole problem. Anybody that tries to make him money, he eventually just exhausts. And then again, because he always knows better, he never, you know, he will never take advice. We talked about this on the dinner.

Have you seen the Sam Hyde clip where he just screams, enjoy being right and broke. Yeah. That's what matters is whole existence. Yeah. Um, I don't even know what to talk about. This stupid Bitcoin or GTA stuff. This just doesn't seem important, you know, Sean. Yeah.

I mean, rock owns a bunch of shit. Of course they do. Yeah. Democrats say they're going to say legal for hedge funds to own houses. Although, Democrat for the rest of my life, if they push that through. If they can actually do that, they actually did that. Rest my life. I mean, you're, you're, you're fucking with a major part of the American dream, but you

know, I mean, you're, you're fucking with supply. Yeah. You know, you're controlling the interest rates. How is it? I'm fucking pissed. Yeah. It's just to make it impossible for anybody else to get in. Yeah, you know, you're controlling the interest rates. How is it? On purpose. Yeah, it's just to make it impossible for anybody else to get in. Yeah, it's just, everything's just right out in the open now. They don't have to hide it because it's like, what are you going to do about it? You don't have shit.

You can't do fucking decent. You're in the capital. Yeah, that's illegal. We sent you guys to prison. Um, 44 percent, I think it said, of all family home purchases were, for, for, by private equity firms. Jesus. 2023. God damn. Should be zero. Right. I think it said, of all family home purchases were by private equity firms. It's 2023.

God damn. It should be zero. Right. Right. Right. Shouldn't have a, Isn't have a variable interest rate on buying a fucking home?

Is that the stat? That's the stat. That's the stat. 44% in 2023 by private equity firms. Yeah. That is fucking, that is crazy. That is more alarming than I even thought. So what's the army protecting us from exactly?

Yeah. If it's not this giant invasion of report, 44% of all single family home purchases were private equity firms in 2023. Good God. Business insider. Yeah. Yeah. It's on fucking underlined for a weird reason.

According to a study, that's great. Yeah, it's how reason. Horting to a study. That's great. Yeah, it's how they're gonna keep housing prices up. Even though the rates are, you know, rates are high, the prices normally go down. Yeah, who even cares about, who even cares about what prices are at all, if nobody can possibly own it. Right, right.

Just whatever rental prices are. Right. They can just keep bailing themselves out. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see here. I fantasized about buying a house this year. Yeah. Yeah. You can imagine. He's one about the Holocaust. Nearly a quarter of Americans under 30 think the Holocaust is a myth. Really? Ha! Why do we think that might be?

Like a myth? Straight up myth. This is a quarter of Americans under 30. So 25% of 20 year olds. If I was under 30, I wouldn't believe anything anybody told me was real ever. I guess that's, yeah. I get that.

I feel like I was just, I was more in 1991. I remember when the stuff they were telling me in school couldn't be easily debunked on the internet. Yeah, it's like, you go home from class and read about how everything you just learned was in some way bullshit. Yeah. Like on the internet that afternoon.

Like, why would you trust any information? I think you're right about that. Deep fakes. And I had never really watched like Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson videos. So when they started having all those deep fakes. In my, I had never really watched like Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson videos. So when they started having all those deep fakes of them, that just became them in my head. Like, I hear Ben Shapiro talking about like Pokemon and shit in my brain. I don't know the real guy.

They think 20% think it's a myth. 22% think it's been exaggerated. Yeah. Is that the same? Is there overlap there or are those different? Is that in addition to that or is that a good question? That's a good question. Because a myth is not exaggerated. Right. A myth is just not true at all, right? Doesn't have any basis in fact.

Yeah. You would think the first people would be excluded from the second half, but I... Right. No, that's a good question. Not a good survey. Not well constructed. Not in, right. Yeah. I think part of it is like, not well constructed. Not in, right. Yeah.

I think part of it is like too, whenever they teach it, they're like, well then Hitler and the most evil man in history, brainwashed everybody to be evil. And they did a bunch of evils, shit, and you're like, well, I mean, that doesn't really sound like, they probably had reasons. Telling you to think to get, I don't know if it was like, I don't know if it was, they didn't think

they were doing evil, right? Well, and you're not allowed to ask that, right? If you go, well, did they think they were just being evil? Because it sounds like that's what you're saying. Or did they think they were doing like it for economic reasons like the way every person in history has done things. Like they've done things for like financial stability until like steal money from people. Well, there's been a lot written on kind of like the psychology of Germany post-World War

One. You know, and it was like, you know, like, because really like you want to get to like, why? Why did this happen? Yeah. You know, and like, yeah, there are there are reasons like it was, they were fucking broke as fuck as a country, right? They had to pay for fucking World War One, at least they were supposed to on paper.

You know, I don't know if they, I don't know if they probably, they're probably still paying that off. But I mean, you know, it's, yeah, there are reasons, it was, it was right for the picking, you know? If some of the things that the Holocaust was exaggerated, just go look at those photos of the guys that the wheelbarrow's full of worthless money that was like three years before that and whatever.

Like ask yourself, how could something crazy happen in this society where no one has anything? I think you're probably more right when the teachers are just telling you bullshit all day. I mean, this is probably bullshit. I don't know. I don't have time to this doesn't really affect me playing the word night. So the less you think about it, the healthier you will be.

Here is some truth to that. Here's a grand theft auto. Thanks. People in like, I feel in like these screenshots. I don't know why. This is the game. Man, this is the game. I don't know how they're going to get away with having a game where you have a beach entirely

packed with black people and the object of the game is to murder people in a car. There is no fucking way. They're going to allow you to stream this. Doesn't it seem like a colligula's horse? Yeah. I love like here. We know how much we know how racial tensions are like in all time high. Here's a game where you can drive a tank

through a crowded beach full of torquing black people. Like, I don't think that's gonna work. This is the game? Yeah, what are you, what are you shocked for? No, no, I'm just, cause it looks so real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, it's crazy. Yeah.

Uh, uh, do you, do you remember a resident evil five? Yes. People in like that set in Africa and the main character's a big white guy. He's just like shooting black people the whole game. What the fuck? It had some controversy. But at the end of the day, it sold like six million units. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, yeah, still lives on as a resident evil game. I think video games get a pass because gamers are the angriest fucking people in the world. Yeah, they didn't like this one. That's also time. They're not happy about the, I guess they want to run over white people about this. So it could just be a difference of a political perspective here. Yeah, all right. Let me pull up this Nikki Haley thing.

Did you watch the debates at all? Or did you have, no, I, no, I, did you watch nothing, which was better than the, It could be me political perspective here. All right, let me pull up this Nikki Haley thing. Did you watch the debates at all or did you have, no, I, no, I did you watch nothing which was better than this. Yes, yeah. I mean, probably maybe one of the funniest things to happen to a woman since my doctor Phil thing. Vivek, that guy Vivek that looks like the bad guy

from Billy Madison. Which I didn't see. He didn't see Bill. Oh yeah, he didn't see. We talked about this. He asked, I'll just play it. Let me see if I can find it. Nicky, Haley.

Yeah. So we got a woman running for president again. All right. Yeah. Big mistake. Um, Nicky, Haley. Three. Oh, is this the girl who got stumped hard?

Is that what we're about to watch? Yeah. Sean, can you, well, I'll let you, I'll let you do it after this. Okay. Cause I got this question and nailed it. Obviously. I would not have nailed this question, but I've been running my mouth a lot about Ukraine now.

Oh, yeah. Hi, man. Here, this was during the, I don't even know what the purpose of this debate is, Trump's VP maybe. Well, the purpose is to make Trump lose, I think. Yeah, okay. Probably, in parties, just running people to pay consultants and ultimately lose to Democrats just their entire purpose.

Here is Nikki Haley. Is this one? Yeah. If you know anything about her, she's a she wants war all the time She's like multiple wars all the time. All right solid platform. So platform and no anonymity On the right right right right. I hate her a lot Yeah, and and she plays the gender card also a lot now Oh, this is something only a woman could do, right?

So pretty much just like all around, couldn't be worse. Let's hear, this is her getting stumped big time. Yeah. Hi, man. So foreign policy experience is not the same as foreign policy wisdom. I want everybody at home to know that I was the first person to say we need a reasonable piece deal in Ukraine. Now a lot of the Neocons are quietly coming along to that position with the exceptions of Nikki Haley and Joe Biden who still support this what I believe is pointless war

in Ukraine. And I think those with foreign policy experience, one thing that Joe Biden and Nikki Haley have in common is that neither of them could even state for you three provinces in Eastern Ukraine that they want to send our troops to actually fight for. Look at that. This is what I want people to understand. These people have, I mean she has no idea what the hell the names of those provinces are but you want to send our sons and daughters and our troops and our military equipment to go fight. So check the site with they've been selling you that somebody had a couple coffee stint at the UN and then makes eight million bucks after has real foreign policy experience. It takes an outsider to see this through.

Look at the blank expression. What do you think? I don't know. I mean, do they ever, do they ever, you know, she never brought, she never named three provinces. Did they ever ask her to? Well, no, I would think she might want to do that. Just for fun. Maybe. I mean, people interrupt each other in debates all the time.

Yeah. Chris Christie's jumping in there to a different Malady when she got called out like that. Could you name three provinces? You're running for president. You want a constant war and I mean, you know, I'd probably do some more research than, you know, than that. We've talked about them. Uh, we have talked about them. So I'm like, uh, yeah. You might, I would think if you're a running for president, you might be abreast of the, I think so.

Names of the, of the states that declare their independence from Ukraine that people are getting butchered in since the 90s. Um, I thought that was good. They should do that in every debate, just ask like general questions about the economy and like how the government works. By the way, can you explain how the federal reserve works? Chris Christie. Yeah. In these debates pretty quickly, right? Something tells me that, yeah, a lot of, you know, people, they don't know the nuts and bolts of stuff that they really, because they're really just more

about their talking points superficially. Yeah. It's like, oh, this is the idea that I'm putting forward. Like it's through, it's almost like focus testing the nation. So it's like, yeah, I don't know that a lot of them have deep knowledge in most of the subjects that they're talking about. You think that would be, you know, don't read them?

No, they don't read the bills that they've art signed or you know, that they push through. Do you think it would help if maybe the moderators threw in a, oh, by the way, can you name two cities in, you say you want war and war and Afghanistan? Yeah, yeah, yeah, can you name two cities there? Yeah, yeah, just let them sit there you name two cities there? Yeah. Yeah. I just let them sit there. Right. You sure like them.

Give them a minute. Yeah. So they can just sit there not knowing a god damn thing about what they're talking about. That would be good. Yeah. I don't really like Vivek because I don't think he means anything he says, but that's funny. That's a point. Sure.

Sure. Whatever. He's funny. He gets my vote. Alex Jones is back on Twitter. We didn't even get to talk about that. Hey. It's amazing. He gets my vote.

Alex Jones is back on Twitter. We didn't even get to talk about that. It's amazing. Wow. And, uh, time. Shud logic. Does anybody know of what Shud logic's name is in the live? Shud chat.

He was gonna call in. I watched him watch some of the Maddox hit boys. It's hit piece. It's Chad logic. That the J under yeah that one. No, that's the Avatar is the him right. Oh, he's saying it is he's saying it. Okay.

Is he in there? J is he in there? Johnson. Okay. He's rolled, but not in there. Okay. We'll ping him. I'll read some to the bathroom. Okay. He's rolled, but not in there. Okay, we'll ping him. I'll read some comments before he comes in. The bonus episode is amazing.

Yeah. Carl even sent us a personal text. I know, he was an expert at bad podcasting. That's right. Send us a personal congratulatory text. He was riveted. That's really, you know, that's really special. Honestly, sure. Someone of Carl's prestige. He lives in breathe. He is a professional identifier

of bad broadcast. He wants to hate bad podcast. Oh, God, I was on Nick's show for like six hours. It's true. I believe he said he could listen for another seven hours. Oh, he's gonna get more. Oh, that's what I, yeah. That's a, I don't think Maddox has done either. I thought he's, I think he's got more shit. You think so?

Yeah, because he's got stuff. Have you watched the whole video or skimmed it? Or I've heard bits and pieces from other people. That's what I mean. Let's see, I've heard, because I've heard nothing from anybody. Yeah, I, oh, there he is. There's Chadlog mean. Let's see. I've heard, because I've heard nothing from anybody. Yeah. Oh, there he is. There's Chad logic. No time for comments. And I'm fine with that. I mean, it's, you know, people, the people who know me know me.

See if you can, see if you can unmute yourself, buddy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to spoil it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just more insane ravings of a fucking unhid lunatic, whoever I see somebody else watching it, I get hooked because I'm like, oh, because all their experiences always, uh, unique. Yeah. Well, because they're in a different, you can't unmute what the fuck? Let me, let me try. Because everybody's in a little bit different place as to their knowledge regarding that situation, you know?

Yeah. Like, so it's like, oh, how much do you know? Oh, you need to go down the rabbit hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the more you dig into it, the more he looks like a fucking insane person. And they always have something that sticks out to them. We're like, well, that's bullshit.

Right, because they're more sensitive, people are more sensitive to certain things based, you know, maybe on past experiences and stuff where you're like, oh, nope, I can identify that right there. Let me make sure. There he is. There's some logic. I ain't doing it.

I'm good. How are you guys doing? Good. So I knew, I knew, I know your name, but I don't remember where I, where I first learned about you. I knew your name before I saw you, before I saw you watching Maddox's video,

and then somebody pinged me and said, just logic's doing a live watch you watching Maddox's video, and then somebody pinged me and said, just logic's doing a live watch, a Maddox's video. And I turned into your, hi, how you doing? This is Sean, by the way, here at Trixie's here with us also, if you hear multiple voices.

I turned into your stream, and you had just watched Maddox saying that he actually dumped his ex-girlfriend, and his new girlfriend is a model. And you paused it there and you're like, you got to be fucking kidding me. Do you remember that moment? I do. I remember it very well. Yeah. I mean, it just, it came across as a big sort of cope of, you know, it's a classic thing you say when you're included in your bother

and you try to act like you're not, right? Yeah. Yeah. I dumped her. My new girlfriend, who's a model? Right. Yeah, I jumped her my new girlfriend who's a model right? Well, I mean Isn't she somebody's wife now? Should be like top it should be current, right? Oh, speaking of current. He is dropping. He just dropped chapter one Okay, okay, well, I'm sorry. Anyway, Chad. What was your, what was your overall take on Maddox's video about me? Well, I mean, I watched the previous Justin Wang thing, so I kind of found out more about

the lawsuit there. I'd heard of it, but I think this was more of a substantive kind of analysis or, you know, explaining of what the lawsuit was about. I mean, yeah, it was pretty fucking lackluster to put it mildly. You know, it just seemed like he was kind of grasping its straws to find anything, to kind of bring into this kind of beef and use against you. Yeah, I mean, the other thing as well is that there were little, I don't know, the full in and out of it as you probably have got more insight, you know, being involved. And I think, you know, I think there were little details that I thought were like kind of dishonest and lying.

And they make you think, well, how much is dishonest that I don't know about? Like the fact he was talking about you talking about him, but didn't make any reference to the fact he'd filed this lawsuit against you. Yeah, the lawsuit was, it was pretty funny. Because it was, because it was 360 mil, well, it was so poorly written that you can't figure out exactly how much it was worth. But at minimum, it was $20 million and at maximum, it was $360 million. And it was, it was me, my real life business partners, two comedians that worked on the

show, one of the comedians job, because the point of it was to get him fired, which he successfully did. Which he did, yeah. Another comedian, and then Patreon, and the personal customer support rep who dealt with Maddox, who wouldn't terminate my Patreon account.

Right. Who now has a YouTube account that's bigger than Maddox is. Oh my God. That's how long this has been going on. So yeah, we talked about that. A lot of people talked about that. Nick Riccato, like basically started his YouTube channel talking about it. He's fucking wily coyote. No matter what, he's fucking blows up in his face. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it struck me that, you know, the whole point of it seemed at the end to be right. Here's all the bad shit they've done.

It's all Patreons fault. So attack Patreon, right? That seemed to be the kind of mentality to get you banned. Yeah. Uh, yeah, there's a whole Jack Conti section towards the very end. Uh, that's like the last guy he goes after is just like all going in on Jack. I don't know why he thinks that's a good idea. God damn. it's a,

why are we stuck in the same battle forever? Like us, us laughing at Maddox and him using everything at his disposal to try to de-plat me, de-platform me from everything. Yeah. Patreon, YouTube, which he succeeded at, Twitter, which is, it's polite society, because he wants you in jail.

That's the point of this video. It's he wants you literally in jail. He just dropped a new one. Oh my God. Okay. Well, maybe I'll be watching this tonight. I don't. Is he?

He showed another video. Yeah, he has extended versions of every chapter in his video. It's eight additional minutes, eight additional minutes. Yeah, he has extended versions of every chapter in his video. Eight additional minutes, eight additional minutes. So I'm not gonna have 10 videos on Maddox's channel. Holy fucking shit. No, if he would... This is such an amazing, this is like building a statue to me.

My ego is gonna be out of control. And he still won't monetize it. He can't, because he has, because he put 50,000 N words in it. Mm. Yeah, well, did you like that part? He's burned his, uh, dishes with Patreon. I mean, instead of a Patreon, but they hate him.

I have all of it reading the N word repeatedly about a thousand times. It's probably quite enjoyable for me. Yeah, I must say. I can't do that. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. It just seems crazy to me that, you know, I mean, look, I've do it with that. Yeah, I can't do it with that. Go ahead. It just seems crazy to me that, you know, I mean, look, I've got to be honest with you, there's

some parts that he raised some points and I was like, oh, I'm not sure about this, maybe there was something bad happening from the other side. But the fact that he's trying to hang all of this harassment around your neck where clearly you cannot possibly say that all these people messaging him is absolutely related to you. That's the sounds of a crazy concept to me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they're all doing it at your behest. Yeah, one of them is probably the worst one that was like going after Maddox's now ex-girlfriend. Now somebody's wife, as you say, Trixie. The person doing that was a Maddox super fan, Mr. Burgers, who used to

telling him to get raped. Oh, that's what Maddox from. Yeah, so Maddox super fan, Mr. Burgers, who used to tell everyone to get raped. Oh, that's what Maddox did. Yeah, so Maddox would bring in, which he loved. He loved it. Maddox made get raped. Catchphrase. I forgot about that because he came after you about rape a politician. He loved that quote. Yeah.

It's a favorite thing to say, get raped. So Mr. Burgers has like severe, like, I don't know if it's autism or something. But he has with a name like Mr. Burgers. Oh, yeah. He's got some kind of mental problems that he knows about and then he gets into like manic states where he just texts like he DMs people. Yeah. Really horrible things.

Like, Chris the Kiwi. Like, Chris the Kiwi. Well, Chris Kiwi's also kind of a bad guy. But Mr. Burgers then sober's up and he like feels really bad. So he's got a Dr. Jackal side to him. Yeah. So Maddox. Maddox takes all these N word clips from Mr. Burgers and keeps showing them and every

time Mr. Burgers is like, once again, I'm really sorry for saying that. But he's like, you can go read him, he's tortured by it. It's, it's really horrible. He's saying it all in printers. He's, he says it in print. He says it in like DMs and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you think that like you would you take any responsibility at all for any kind of harassment or shit that Maddox got you think? We did. It's hard to define harassment with a guy or responsibility. Yeah, it's really hard to define harassment with a guy or responsibility. Yeah, it's really hard to define harassment when he has basically been making videos like this since 2016 about me.

And he's been harassing people on the internet his whole time. He's had article, like his whole thing used to be making fun of like what's his name? The Superman guy who's peril for you for read for read. I was smart. He's a big article about how she's stupid. Yeah.

Right. Internet bullying. He basically popularized. Yeah. Style that is now complaining. And the reason the reason that a lot that he's getting so much of it is after our show broke up, he did that he released a video calling me a rapist and like got me kicked out of like comedy club. Yeah. And all of his, all of all the Dixho fans who were his fans

as recently as like a month previously. Yeah. Just lost their minds about it. Yeah. They were so upset that they were so upset that a guy they respected would do something like that that they've basically been harassing him online ever since. I don't think making funny songs about a guy, and teasing him about his shitty book and stuff is qualifies his harassment. Sure, but okay, that's fine. Also, another thing as well as I don't know insight into what Maddox has done the other way round. I'm sure this stuff that's happened from his community too. But what about the rape list? So, you mean, don't we talk about the rape list, please?

Yes, the 8-chan rape list. Okay, the 8-chan. What is your perspective on the rape list if I can ask? That's a good question. You're good at just lies. Okay, well, I will say it's amongst my community. Jokes about rape, sometimes are permitted. We need to rein it in a bit when people take it too far. Yeah. Rape jokes are fine. I think, you know, targeting people with rape jokes is probably excessive. But like, how much can you account for that on the basis it was posted? I believe on your subreddit when it was on H&M, which is obviously a bit of a fucking free-fraud.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if that's on your neck necessarily, but I'll say, because I remember when this all happened and I looked at the H&M board at the time, it had like five posts on it ever from months ago. It had been created like right when your show started, somebody was like,

hey, there's a Dixia Facebook group, there's a Reddit, we'll make an H&M board, it was just like, it was no idea., you know, there's a dick show Facebook group, there's a Reddit, we'll make an 8-chan board. It was just like, he's no idea. He suggested to them to make an 8-chan, which doesn't surprise me too much. And he could have fucking started the rapist. So there was a, I have some, actually, I have some insight into this rapist thing that I don't think people know. And I didn't talk about it at the time because it would have probably heard the girl who was on it.

Oh, okay. So when I think it was episode like 10 of the Dixho because it was eight years ago, there was a girl on my show called LaNora Claire. I remember. It was a model. She's very popular. And she's very, she's like a political.

Like she's like an activist for various, you know, political things, like that's her deal. Right. She had a, she had an obsessed stalker. She had a crazy, like, leave notes at your house. An actual stalker. An actual stalker that she then got a restraining order against. When the rapist started, it was started with her picture. So it's very possible, and I think probable that her stalker started the initial rapist with just her picture to harass her. And then the next pictures in that rapist thread

were Hillary Clinton, like Kermit the Frog, and then like Bugs Bunny, or something like that. Then when Maddox made a big deal about it, somebody went back in and put his girlfriend on the list as like a fuck you for making that video about Dick. Really? Yeah. The guy who...

So his girlfriend is not in his version of the... I don't think so. She only started appearing in the subsequent versions. But the bigger kind of the bigger picture is- Wait, one last part, are you responsible for what fucking what somebody does on their own? It's like, it's not like what I tried not to talk about it. If I don't like it, I try not to talk about it because they'll do it more. Yeah, yeah, very different.

No, no, no, of course, you're not supposed to talk, but it's like, but it's, these people have, people have their own minds. Well, it's worth mentioning, like, not only did you have nothing to do with the thread, you had nothing to do with the board. The ancient, tick-showed board was not created by you. So the guys who created the board emailed me or DM me and they're like, dude, we're really sorry about all this that you got kicked out of UCB for that rap list, like fuck Maddox. And I said, like Maddox is clearly trying to capitalize on like the, like the idea of

rape to try to get me kicked out of things. Don't worry about it. It's not your fault. It's not a real thing. Like, it's nothing. You guys are fine. Here's some shirts. And that's, and that's, that's what's in the new video.

I think that's what you're referring to, Chad. Well, yeah, I mean, I think that when I saw that, I was thinking, you know, my thought process was maybe there was a way to handle that better your end, but I think, like people said, you know, I'm sure there's probably ways and means that it could have anything could be managed better. But I think what I didn't understand is what you were sort of saying, hey, it's no big deal was because they felt so bad about it when it wasn't really that big a deal. It's Maddox blew up way bigger than it needed to be.

Yeah, they felt really bad because at the time it ruined my life. Like I was I was I was on a huge I was on a couple of huge shows there. Yeah, that's true. Everybody, all of my friends in LA would just not talk to me anymore. I'm just I'm Jesus man. I'm I guess I shouldn't I guess I shouldn't be. I'm just a little bit shocked that people bought into it so easily. But that's that's also that was the climate then. It's kind of the climate now. Right now. It's it easily. But that's also, that was the climate then.

It's kind of the climate now. Right now, now. It is. It's really, but that was really when it kind of blew up around that time. It was the climate of like, you know, try, convict, and execute within five seconds. Yeah.

And don't look for any additional information. Don't go digging. Don't see context. Doesn't matter. Yeah. And like, stop promoting it because you're making the problem worse, like for the people involved, right? And to be honest, I think you're totally right that like a more palatable way of dealing with it is just saying like to people like, I just about that. Like, you know, that was, yeah. But to me personally, it's just like, they obviously felt bad

and it's just too, I don't feel that way. It wouldn't have blown up except for the crazy Muppets fans that came out of the woodwork. I mean, Kermit is a broad, I mean. Yes, to live with a hand up his ass. They're real sensitive about them. Yeah, anyway, I can't believe he released another one. Is he live QAing it? Not yet, I don't think.

But he said he's going to a suggest I'm getting from the chat. Uh, yeah, anyway, did you have any other fucking Maddox Blasts from the video, Chad? Maddox Blasts. Okay, well, look, okay. Before we move on to maybe some other points that I thought maybe Maddox did get a couple of dubs so we could maybe argue about that, I don't know.

But can you just disavow rape for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, nobody thinks that's good. I don't know. But can you just disavow rape for me? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, nobody thinks that's good. I agree that it should be illegal. Okay. Okay. I recommend that people don't do any illegal things,

especially that one. Yeah, especially that one. That's I shouldn't. Men don't rape basically. No, yeah. That's a bad one. Nobody rape. I don't know.

How women, I don't know if I can give a fuck. I don't know if I could give a fuzz- This is a rowdy condemnation of here comes another chapter, comes another chapter in the video. Can't even, can't even disavow female rapists. Yeah, I don't, I don't think people should do that. Oh, no. Same.

Okay, so look, I don't know whether you've addressed this already or not, but what's all this fucking queer poetry? You've been pumping out to women. Oh, um, that one, that one's the best one. Let me see if my, um, let me text my girlfriend. Vito asked this one last night. Apparently, um, a girl that lived with us for like a year. You remember that? Live with, uh, here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Apparently she took a picture. I have books of songs that I wrote when,

remember we had a band? Yeah, sure. Sean, the guy who's speaking right now and I used to have a band. And I would write songs for our band in these books. Yeah. I'm sure I have a bunch of weird writings and poetry and shit too, because I've been trying to be a writer since I was like 20. Yeah. I'm sure I have a bunch of weird writings and poetry

and shit too, because I've been trying to be a writer since I was like 20. Yeah. So I have just reams of shit since before there was, before there was computers. So you actually had to keep track of shit by hand. Right. Let me ask her if she can bring the books.

For context, Maddox created a page that has a bunch of your poems that were, I guess, given to him by the person who, Oh, this girl. Yeah. So like a bunch of your poems that were, I guess, given to him by the person who... Oh, this girl? Yeah. So like a bunch of your poems, why would that happen? A lot of them aren't that bad, by the way. Well, their songs, songs are all bad.

Like song lyrics are all very cringey and gay. Well, you know how Maddox feels about lyrics and poems. So like that was his most recent blog post, is before all these videos, right, that they returned with his complaining about the Beatles right that's right. Yeah, yeah, I heard there. So let me see if I can find them. But yeah, it turns out, I guess you were you were left someone else is writing in your books that you didn't know was. Oh, yeah, apparently she left. I don't want to talk about that,

though, I hate. I don't like, I don't like picking on old sex partners. So, it goes along with this anti-rape stance. Yeah, honestly, yeah, I just think, low pro women energy, here, I like it. I try to over compensate by hating on women, but I really, I really am addicted to them. I would never hate alcohol, you know? I would never hate on alcohol.

So here's an example, right? Yeah. See how it's written backwards? Oh yeah, I remember you used to write, I've seen you write backwards before. I just, it's something I picked up. I started reading, you're like, you can read that? How the fuck do you write backwards?

It's something I picked up as a kid because people were like, so, people would think it was so weird and funny that I was just sitting class. Just practice doing it. Of boarding class and I would practice writing backwards. I don't need another lecture on the Holocaust, right? So I would just practice writing backwards.

I know what you mean. I would take the calculator and write out a whole song's lyrics just like they're with the graphic calculator. I would sit there and try to remember the Yakkoacos, it countries song, you know, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just something to pass the time and listen, right? So I would learn how to write backwards. I think, I suspect, I'm being generous.

I suspect she took pictures of the songs in the book to reverse it on her phone so she could read it. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, why she would give it, obviously, why she would give it to someone like Maddox's dictiveness, but you know, we all know how that goes. Yeah, there were songs. I'm not saying that they're good, but that's why I'm a pop pastor and not a musician. Nothing, nothing in there is like a damning. Again, Maddox hates all poetry. He's like, if it's a poem, it's a gay poem. That's the only kind there is. So,

you know, if you two hate poetry, you'll probably hate these poems. He's also so literal. So I could see with a, you know, would trip him up, you know, on, you know, on, on, on lyrics or something, I was being not, you know, factually accurate. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's dumb.

I mean, and I don't know, I always say like, you know, he, it's, it's, it's the autism. You see, I can't have butterflies in your stomach. Butterflies wouldn't live inside of a stomach it's full of acid that's it I have no I have no idea if he's autistic or not lay out I really don't I can't make that call but I'm saying is if he were given a Tonka truck as a child he'd probably take the wheels off Does that it is that properly address your concerns?

So if I'm on Sunday correctly you're not writing, okay, maybe I've missed other said this, you're not writing gay poems. You know, you're not writing queer poems, you're on queer songs to woman. Not to woman, no, we had a band. Like we played regularly for a long time. We probably had 30 songs, 40, I don't remember.

Could we just have to imagine No Mill Gibson? I know that was another song that I wrote see only what I remember but okay I apologize for writing music everybody I I've never I've never subjected you to any of it though I would like for that I don't I'd like Carl from who are these

podcasts you a whole episode of just his bands music for that. I don't. I'm like Carl from who are these podcasts? You're a whole episode of just his bands of music. Okay music chances. Well, if I write music, it would be about how much I despise women. I want to, well, I probably shouldn't be that sentenced to be honest. Let's leave it there. Okay. Jesus. Right. Listen, that adequately answers some question. What about these messages you were sending that apparently a bit, you know, fruity to women? Well, I mean, you know, trying to get laid. Yeah, man, I'm, come on.

How do you do it? Okay. That's working. Any means. That's working for me. I don't know anything about these things. Let's just say that we don't need to get into it now. There was a controversy I was involved in where I was on the hook for some messages, I said,

and then we released publicly. Oh, yeah. So I probably can't speak further on it without, you know, being a hypocrite. So I understand the pain. You're trying to fucking get laid from someone. Amen, man. That's a big material.

Use it. I'll buy you wings, baby. Guys, remember who the enemy is. It's women. Not each other. Yeah, we need to share our strategies and techniques, don't we? Yeah, yeah. Copy paste.

Copy and paste. Exactly. Yeah. God, I mean, that was the main thing that I was like, because the thing is, did this flip reverse where he said, oh, I'm really cringe, guys. Oh, you got it wrong. It's actually a dickless cringe. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, for people to think I'm cringe. 23. Like, what if I'm 80 and Maddox still, like, he's gayer than me. Like, oh man, I don't know. Fucking old, here buddy. You're posting pictures of me when I was a kid. I would, I would fucking,

I would kick a baby to be that young again. Right. You tell him, you're showing pictures of it. I don't really care, man. Anyway, what else has been happening? Alex Jones is back. Are you, are you hype on that? Yeah, I mean, I probably am more on the left the end of things and then on the right.

Are you all right? Yeah, well, I don't know, except for maybe some social stuff. We don't need to get into it deeply. I like Alex Jones. He's a funny guy. He's a good content, no matter what you think about him. Yeah, fucking mugged off some parents of kids that were shot. Yeah, that's bad, sure. Yeah. But is it really worth keeping him banned forever for that? I mean, you know, the piece probably got some good more memes in him, surely. Yeah. It seems like at some point, it seems like bringing up the Sandy Hood kids is like kind of

it's inappropriate for his rivals to be doing it. Don't you think? Like he, Al Showns has said, you know what, I'm a little like I thought, I thought it was a conspiracy. I played it up. Sorry. Uh, but now it seems now that he's dropped it. It seems like it's just the entire like aggressive left constantly bringing up Sandy Hook as a way to punish him. I'm like, you guys are, you kind of got to let the kids like be dead for a little bit, don't you? Like, you can't keep bringing this up forever. I don't know. But also, I think, you know, there's probably a period of time after which an adult dies. It's okay to joke about them.

How long for a children to be dead? For a child to be dead until you can joke about them, do you think? Their parents probably have to be dead before you can joke about them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. yeah. I think, I don't know. Oh, no. Okay.

We have a weird relationship with death. True. But, but yeah, I mean, obviously, but aside from the Twitter thing, the amount of money that he was expected to pay was just absurd. Like, what was it? It was like one point,

but at one million, one billion dollars, he's paid that. Billion dollars for traumatizing them or one and a half billion. Yeah, I mean, at some point it's just a made up amount. Yeah. They're willing to settle though. Oh yeah. Maybe they realize that they weren't gonna get any money.

And they're like, well, we'd like some money too though. It's also, we want to fuck him and send a message, but we also want a little bit of cash for it. Oh, you don't fuck him as many ways as you can, I'm sure. Yeah. It's a little much for me. How liberal for it. I don't know, I'm fucking as many ways as you can. I'm sure. Yeah. It's a little much for me. How liberal are you? I don't even know.

How many bullets would you take for a tr- How long would you go to jail for Trump? Let me ask you like that. Well, let's just say I can't really speak on my plans on that without putting myself at legal risk. So, okay, okay. Just watch out on an orgration day. That's all I'm going. So, okay, okay. Just watch out on an auguration day. That's all I'm going to say, okay.

Yeah, sure. But, no, I don't know. Like, to be honest with you at this point, I think Trump winning would be funny. So, fuck it, do it. Let's see. It would be funny. It would be really funny if you won again. I don't know if we could pull it off though.

I don't think so. Are you going to vote Trump, do you think? Is that the plan? Yeah, definitely. It won't think so. Are you going to vote Trump, do you think? Is that the plan? Yeah, definitely. It won't mean anything because I'm in LA. So there's no chance. Oh, yeah, the liberal hellhole. Yeah, the most liberal hellhole.

California will go blue, which, you know, it would be, it would be, if we didn't have any federal taxes, I think about this all the time, like, yeah, LA, I get so much shit for living in LA. Because the tax is so high and there's like no reason to live here. Yeah. It's also by people who have fucking never been even on this end of the country too. Yeah. I also think you shouldn't live in LA by the way.

Yeah. But that does crack me up how it's totally okay to have an opinion on LA and California when you've like never been to the state. Those are the people with the biggest fucking opinions. True. Um, it's like at least, at least come see it. Yeah. Yeah.

But if we didn't have, if we don't, I don't, I don't like Southern California. I mean, it's just, I've never, I've born and raised here. I, you know, like it. No, what do you want to live? I never have. So I mean, somewhere else where you can, you're like goofy. I know you're going to say somewhere, like your money goes somewhere. There's just much better life experiences.

Having traveled to country. Arkansas, where would you live? No, I would probably, I'd move where it's Montana, probably where it's colder, where it's colder, I had a colder and less crowded. You could look like the mobro man, I bet you would look great. Where?

Like Montana, I don't know. You have a Wyoming. No, no, no, just places the North. North. I could probably live in a place like Denver. I could like a few and older. Yeah, something or a, you know, somewhere around there. Yeah, I mean, it's yeah, mountain.

I like that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Put a second V neck on. Yeah, my point was if it wasn't for the federal government, the taxes wouldn't be a big deal. Like we, the California tax is like, okay, that's enough. Like I'm pretty sure we can get by with that.

We don't need any of that or shit. Where are you at, Chad? Oh, wow. I'm in the UK. I mean, so, well, I can't really hide it. I'm in the south of the UK. I don't know if you know accents. I do a little bit.

Oh, wow. Maddox has a, look at this 3D, look at this scene he's rendered of me. I think he's you at the computer? Yeah, that's me. He's getting better with the 3D rendering. I think he's using SketchUp models though. He probably is.

I think he's got, I don't think it's him. He thinks like a bunch of people at the end of the video for helping him and stuff. So I think he just got some fans who there's no way he did all this fucking shit. This video has the most editing I've ever fucking seen. Yeah. Well, it does, it does take him years though. Yeah. I just don't think no, I think you're right. I don't think he's competent enough to have. Can I redo the studio like this? Huh, looks cool. It looks cool. Hex's name gets a style on all the walls. Yeah, it's like the mansion murders.

Fucking writing healthy skills. I have to sign blanket. Where is that? Oh, yeah, it's behind you, Trixie. Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay, so you're in the south of the UK. How are things going over there with your Muslim issues, your immigration problems? Oh.

It's terrible. I went outside earlier and I saw a woman getting set up on by a bunch of Muslims. It was a worst gang rape ever seen, crazy business. Wow, you didn't do anything with Trump, but you, are you probably just recorited from cloud? Yes, exactly. I gave it to those Twitter accounts that posted about the blacks and that, and they said

they were going to do something with it. But no, listen, it's fine as long as you don't go to certain places, I think, because what I understand. There was this whole thing on Fox News, don't go to Birmingham because there's so many Muslims there. Birmingham has stayed there. It's a bit overstated, but yeah, sure, there's some places where you walk around

and the women have got those fucking burgers on and it's like Jesus. So you're walking around and fucking a rack or something. Yeah. We have those two. We've got areas of LA where guys are doing bench presses in their front yards that you're not supposed to go into. Sure.

You know those areas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish those women were where Burke is. I think they make them in that size, perhaps not. But yeah, probably similar issue. I wish I, do you know, is it Mr. Girl? Is that where I know your name? I've seen him on my entire life.

Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. What, what, what you mean? I don't, I forget where I've heard your name before. I knew, I knew you before I saw you watching this Maddox video. List all of your associations right now. List your associations.

Docs everyone. I know. But it's been a long week for me though, and I'm trying to access 12 year old memories. Yeah. It's hard to confuse the two. You can flake the two. Yeah, I know. Sure. I mean, the whole thing was just essentially a hit piece. And the other thing as well is... Uh-oh. Where'd it go?

We lose them. Chad Lajek. We can't lose them. Maddox. Hello. Hey, hey, hey. Are you worried about another lawsuit? I'll get you filed against you in maybe California, comi-fonia this time. Filing a loss. I'll tell you what I'm worried about is the people who are my friends and my girlfriend getting fucked with endlessly by Maddox and his fans.

It's always been him trying to get. Maddox has never only gone after me. He's always gone after my, his ex, my girlfriend, because he's obsessed with her. Fucking obviously, which this entire video was a fuck you to her. He's very insistent that she is still in love with him. Like in both the video and in comments, he's just like, I can't wait to watch this. Yeah, no, the section on 80s girl is fucking mad. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Oh my God. I have the letter. I have the letter that he wrote her that he says is a thank you letter and not a get back together with me letter because I read it at a live show. I remember it was in Chicago.

If Maddox suits me in California, it will be suicide for him. Because California thinks to the Jews in Hollywood, California has the strongest speech protections probably on Earth. If you sue somebody for cyber harassment or whatever shit Maddox made up that I'm doing, you will get slapped for like nine times, nine times attorney's fees. Jeez. Because like our entire economy in California

relies on documentaries, you know, speech, movies, stuff like that. So he might sue me in New York again, or Texas or... He might waste a lot of money again. What would he, why would he do that? Why would he see you again? What the fuck would he do?

He's just, he's blind with, he wants that Bitcoin. He wants that tasty Bitcoin. Well, in the other things, he doesn't want to see you. He wants you in jail. He wants, he's not looking for a, get me money from Dick lawyer. He's looking for a, put Dick away forever. So he's not my problem anymore. Yeah.

So I don't know how the law works. Yeah, I don't think so. All right. Anyway, Chad, does anything make you a rage? Well, it's anything we've raged. Does anything make you a rage, yeah, in general? Could be anything, woke cheerios. Yeah.

I mean, to be honest, I feel like I've become sometimes a bit of a stooge for like anti-lifty stuff because I'm kind of formed in progressive arena, but a lot of the shit that goes on that arena just is fucking infuriating, just certainly. You know, like all the, you know, you sort of joke about it, but the woke stuff I guess to put it simply, you know, I've always, and it seems like you've experienced this with some of this cancellation stuff,

but I kind of extreme response to being, if people do something wrong and they've got to be run off the internet and destroyed, I run that very fucking frustrating. I don't know if you've seen this, do you know, H. Bomagai and this plagiarism drama? Yeah, what's the deal with that? Oh, it's awesome. It's bullshit or is it good? Video is great.

Okay. The H. Bomagai video. Yeah. It's about like five cases, basically, of people who have done all this plagiarism on YouTube. But the first four are mostly build have done all this plagiarism on YouTube. But the first four are mostly build up and explaining how plagiarism works so that he can do like an hour and a half

on this one gay YouTuber called James Sumerton who I had been following for years. I thought he was just like a pretty decent video essayist. Turns out almost all of his content is plagiarized. Oh no. And all of it that's not like what, what H. Bomberguy did, an hour and a half section of his four hour video on this guy. And then another YouTuber, Todd and the shadows, did another hour and a half on James

Sumerton about just the made up shit. Like anything he didn't steal, he just whole cloth makes up all this shit about history. Like tons and tons of stuff. The most brutal takedown I've ever seen of one guy, like between two videos. Like he's gone. He immediately erased everything, like disappeared. Is that what you saw? Is that how you took it as well? Chad, I haven't seen it. Well, the thing is, I mean, just on the premise of the glib being homosexual,

I was kind of form gang cancelled. Chad, how do you feel about trans people? Real quick. Ooh, well, okay. I think trans people. I don't think you find that you need to give an opinion after that. That's an extent of an opinion.

I'm quite woke on that front. I think trans people are good for one thing and that's why I get called a chaser all the time, I'm quite woke on that front. I think trans people are good for one thing and that's why I get called a chaser all the time I think Okay It's gonna be that kind of show John. I'm gonna stick my dick in the mess If I don't know when it was that kind of party I just stuck my dick in the mess potatoes Now listen look the guy the guy was a fucking thief I mean, you know if anything I've learned never to trust a gay man again after the guy was a fucking thief. I mean, you know, if anything, I've learned never to trust a game

and again after the amount he was fucking stealing. But the basic fucking thing, I'm trying to say, it's like, look, this guy was at his finger in the cookie drive, his finger in the butthole or whatever, right? Yeah, he was stealing their front center. But it's kind of insane to me that all the progressives, I like, you know, rubbing their hands together, they're ready to destroy some gay fellow

because he stole a couple of fucking essays about gay shit. That just seems excessive to me, right? Oh, he stole a essay about how he's as full of queer shit. Oh no, we got a fucking run him off the internet. It just seems a bit much for progressives to kind of go so insane on that. I feel like it's the same way with, I know this is unrelated, but with Destiny's divorce, so Destiny and his wife, his wife left him for another guy, right?

Yeah. That's the long and the short of it, which has been happening since women were invented by the devil. But like all these conservatives are coming out like, yes, yes, you fucking, you got dumped you bastard, you fucking open marriage, you polyamorous son of a bitch. Like they're way into it. They're way into the only traditional part of destiny that was there.

Like the rest of destiny was debauchery, liberalness, like aggressive liberalness that they all despise, but the one part of destiny, which was the marriage, was destroyed. Yeah. And it actually is bad because of the trad parts. Like he's suffering because of the one part of destiny, which was the marriage, was destroyed. Yeah. And it actually is bad because of the trad parts. Like, he's suffering because of the trad parts of it, but they are like frothing at the mouth that his marriage is ending.

Yeah. As though it proves that their way of doing things is better. It was just obviously not because you guys have been fucking up. You guys, everyone's been fucking up religious as a beginning of time. Yeah. So it's winter, a public and celebrate divorce. This is a weird world we're living in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, if it happens to the right people, I guess it's kind of like that. And that's right, that's right. If it happens to the right people, then I will suspend all my, you know, sense of my guidelines of my ethics. Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, I think that, I personally don't think

the open dynamic is good. I don't think it makes sense. It's particularly not on the marriage, a fledgling marriage. But obviously, I don't agree with the way the Red Pool guys frame a lot of this stuff, as you say. And I think that their position on it is, Destiny's kind of flawed this and our faces, this open marriage thing, and now it's kind of backfired on him. Yeah.

I think there's some clips where Destiny is talking about it in a more positive way, sure, so I can see why people would make that connection. But there was actually another kind of cuckoning that happened with Hunter Avalone. Did you follow that at all? This one was amazing. Got, please explain it. I'm tired of hearing my voice. Okay, so for Sean. So, very simply, Hunter Avalon got into some drama because it turned out that his wife,

and soon to be ex-wife, he'd been messaging a, he doesn't like the word, but for shorthand a pimp called Kingston Hawk, and this woman had been like, trying to set up a six man, black piss gangbang all of you. Jesus. I got piss was in there. Yeah, what I mean, is that her first outing? I mean, like, it's just like, right?

I mean, you don't jump in the deep end if you can't swim, right? I mean, imagine how hard it would be in that place. You're not going to show up on time. Yeah, for a piss. Oh my god, what a pimp. Oh, right. God damn, that's a hell of an opener. It's like, it's like coming out and playing your one hit.

Well, the problem for Paul Hunter is he had often used his marriage explicitly as a point against the red pillars to say, well, I'm in a marriage and you're not red pillars. So fuck you, right? So obviously, you know, it was like the chicken's coming home to roost when that transpired. Yeah, I remember that. You know, look, I'll be honest, my coverage of it was a bit gratuitous, but I think what was so funny

about it is, you know, what is not funny about, if I can six-man, all black, pissed gang bang, all gee, it's such a funny concept, isn't it? Yes. So funny because you think, well, that would never happen to me, right? It's funnier than your wife just cheating on you. Yeah, well, that might happen to me. What are you on? I was thinking it's funny because it could definitely happen to me.

So then, the same wife, one of her ex-boyfriends, shows up to their house, Sean, this hunter guy, and his wife, Holly or whatever. Yeah. Correct. That's his new girlfriend. Oh, that's his new girlfriend. Oh, my God. This guy cannot be.

So he's got, okay, so he's got, he's got a soon to be ex-wife. He's texting Pemps and he's got a new girlfriend. Who's ex-boyfriend shows up and, yeah, sorry Chad, you do it, you're better, you know more than me about this. No, it's fine. So, okay, long story short, basically apparently this guy was like abusive nutcase. And I'm a bit like, is the guy really that abusive?

Is it possible for a man to abuse a woman? I'm not even sure. But this guy was fucking nutty, right? Like he was putting like, he put tags in this woman's bag so he could track her location. And then she posted about it like, oh, my ex is tracking my location, what's going on? And then you find out because this guy, okay, it's not funny, this guy turns up with a shotgun, right? Oh shit. Right, and goes into the property and shoots and wounds the woman trying to murder Hunter. And the only good is I should do it. They're like, they turn the camera on.

They turn the camera on the balcony because my ex showed up. He put air tags in my shitties, shut up with a shotgun. He shot through the door to come in and kill my husband. That was it, yeah, shot through the door. come in and kill my husband. That was it. Yeah, shot through the door. But he fucked up. He didn't shoot the door knob for some reason. He just shot at the door like it's a video game.

Like the door is going to explode. Yeah, right. Right. And he doesn't have the, you know, a body strength to just kick the door in. Where is this? Where does happen? I don't know. Where was it?

Well, it's funny because Tim Poole spoke about it because there's apparently a couple of blocks away from Tim Paul's facility. I'm and he always see a simple goes live and he's like God, this is terrible. This happened near me like making all of myself. Oh God, it's so shameless all of them like oh God, this reminds me of when this happened to me.

Um, um, yeah, here's the yeah, so then the so then the ex boyfriend that showed up with the shotgun to kill her. She's like, kill him to kill him. Yeah. Shot her. He's like texting her while she's bleeding out and streaming on the balcony of their apartment hiding. And Hunter's like, Hunter's putting her between himself and the door like sneakily, right? Yeah.

Which is awesome. I mean, you'd rather be single than dead, right? Fuck, you know, if it comes down to it, fuck her, right? Which is awesome. I mean, you'd rather be single than dead, right? Fuck, you know. If it comes down to it, fuck her, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. Well, this is, this is the, the, the, the, the message is already funny, be, okay, not funny.

It's a terrible business happen. I'm not laughing at all. Not one bit, terrible. But the message is funny because the woman says, oh, you've shot me an injured man, and the guy does this kind of like meme. No! I'm sorry. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the woman says, oh, you've shot me an injured man. The guy does this kind of like meme. No! Oh, yeah.

Let me bring it up. Let me bring it up. You gotta bring it up, yeah. And then he's like, I should have killed that coward. Yeah, he's like, Oh, it's like, bro, this is why you were a bad boyfriend. You still thinking about yourself. So this is, she's texting him after she got shot.

While she's hiding on the balcony. He's at the front door with the gun still trying to get in. She says, please surrender. And she's posted, by the way, she's posting this screenshot of the tags. Crazy. Wow, this is happening. Please surrender. I'm losing a lot of blood.

Lie. I was watching. She wasn't losing a lot of blood. He says, I never meant for that. No. Like the fucking Star Wars. Yeah. He's a dumbest no ever to murder your ex's boyfriend and you accidentally shoot your ex.

And she's like, can you surrender? I'm losing a lot of blood. Yeah. You text back. No. Yeah. Can you text back? No. Yeah. Uh, uh, Can you tell me I'm gonna leave him please?

God damn it. Leave him please, bro. That ship has sailed. That's, come on. What are you doing? What are you doing? No. I'll leave you surrender.

I'll leave him if you surrender. I will ah, ah, ah. I'll even if you surrender, I will. Just live your life for yourself. I should have killed the coward. Well, you're bad at killing people, clearly, because you wanted to kill him, right? So I mean, if you do it at night when they're sleeping, man. Yeah, what's your fuck's wrong? Like, stupid plan.

Take a lockpicking class. He's, it's easy. It's the easiest thing in the world. Yeah, come on. You have the easiest thing in the world. Come on. You have an air tag in her shit, track it, wait at the house for them to come, have you ever watched a movie before?

Have you never killed anyone before? What a bunch of rookie, rookie mistakes. Rookie and Kirstakes. So bad at it. That's what I want to know. Exactly. Oh man. But yeah, in the video, you hear hear the internet, the police coming in like put

the gun down and you can hear it, there's fucking gunshots going off. It's literally like a fucking movie scene or some shit in the background. You can shoot out. You got a shootout, yeah. But the police didn't kill him. And he when he put himself out. No, no, no, no, he didn't. Apparently, they'd shoot out, but then he ended up killing himself for calling to the news

article about it. Really? So the cops fucked up. to the news article about it. Really? So the cops, the cops are totally useless. So Hunter's right. Hunter Avalon is like anti-second amendment and anti-cops. So it turned out he was right. The cops actually didn't fucking do anything. They just bring a bunch of bullets around.

They just shot bullets everywhere. Go on, I didn't have. He didn't need a gun after all. The guy, the psycho, shout up, fucked up, shot himself. God, damn it, that's the worst part. Hunter's fucking right. But there's another angle to this that I think is worth mentioning is that in the aftermath of this Hunter was on Twitter debating people about his own attempted murder.

And then he was like, and then he was offering people to come on his stream to argue on stream about it. Right, just log off for a bit, man, it's fine. We get it. You know what I mean? Yeah, the cloud's still going to be there on Monday or whatever. Like when the articles start rolling out, don't worry. It's fucking crazy.

I probably have for a while. I don't think sick. I'm trying to find probably have for a while. The whole thing's sick. I'm trying to find the actual thing, because we're on rumble, I guess, I can probably play it. Does anybody have a link in the chat? Oh yeah, here we go, okay. I'm so glad you brought this up. It is the kind of, wow,, well, I think a lot of people were talking about destiny and

millenies of horse, but then it's kind of like subverted attention away. So all the red pillars are going, yeah, huntsy you fucking, oh, get fucked. So yeah. It's been crazy a couple of days. It was a big, a couple of week, big week for cucks. That's for you. Well, look, listen, I know you've got some associations with, uh, with Nick the knife, okay, which you don't need to get into. Um, I believe, I believe some

of the goipas like my coverage at the Hunts of Evelyn stuff, but Nick tweeted out bad week for Cox, pictures of Destiny, picture of Hunts of Evelyn, and then the Hunts of Evelyn thing happened. I think red, well, this tweet is pretty well, didn't it? It's funny. Yeah, I like me, you know, I'm, well, didn't it? It's fine, didn't it? Yeah, I like Nick. I'm an old guy though. I like the things a little bit differently. Also, you're not Jewish, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, some of the things Nick does, well, I don't know. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, yeah. When I was talking about it, it's fine. I just thought it was a funny tweet. You know, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was talking about it, it's fine. I just, you know, I just told you there's a funny tweet. You know, do you get in trouble? Yeah.

Okay, here's, here's Hunter. Here's Hunter. Live streaming right after the attempted murder. Yeah. Are you recording? Conrad has shot Holly in the leg. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh!

Excuse me. We don't know. All I know is I got a call from my landlord that said he was trying to get into the building. The suspect. Sorry. The suspect was trying to get into the building. And then there was something shady about it. We didn't know.

He had a gun under his coat. And he had a gun under his coat when he came out and then we'll be walking. Oh, he's out the door. He's out the door. Please come in, please come in. Please, please, please. Please.

Okay, he's pounding really hard in the door. Hey, you're shouting. What the? Wow. They're out on the balcony. Wow. And see how he has his girlfriend next to the door and he's hiding behind the brick wall.

That's based. Smart. Yeah, smart. That's cool. Because women and children first, right? see how he has his girlfriend next to the door and he's hiding behind the brick wall. That's based. Smart. Yeah, smart. That's cool because women and children first, right? First in front of the glass. Right. Listen, I think there's some logic to this, okay?

Look, we can get into the gun argument and stuff. I've been in the game. Yeah, just explain the logic. Yeah. No, no, it's not, but no, no, no, no, you're debaking it as a joke, okay? Yeah. It's a serious point because he doesn't want about it. Yeah. No, it's not, but no, no, no, you're to baking it as a joke, okay? It's a serious point because she, because he doesn't want to hurt her, apparently.

So, you know, put her in front and he's not going to fucking shoot her, it's just like, you know, the hostage thing. You know, I'm sitting in front of you. I don't disagree. Hey, I think that's exactly right. How sure are you that he doesn't want to hurt me? You know what, I'm willing to risk you,

I'm willing to risk it. I'm willing to risk it. Risk your life. You know what I'm willing to risk it. They couldn't paint or stain this lattice work on the balcony with a shinnol. Look at this man. Look at this shit. That's the most offensive thing in the raw spruce here.

What the fuck's going on? I'll put a fucking climbing vine of some sort. I mean, that's what it's for. It's just, I can't land the word supposed to do it, but you don't get sick of looking at that every day. Put a stain on it, man. Come on. Hey, you're shouting.

I think I hear them. Oh, that's the cops. Yeah. Oh, he fucking put gunshots at it. What the fuck? None of that thought of either way. That was weird. I just want to point something out that I think everyone's missing.

You listen to that cops voice. That's a female cop. I know. Of course she's like in mist, right? Obviously. Now do we know that like they mist or did they shoot them and then he killed himself? We don't know. Yeah.

Maybe she should have tried to take him. I believe in. Then she would have definitely shot him. Yeah. Maybe we'll get the body cam footage. That would be brilliant react content. I think. Oh, man, sure.

What a bad way to go. So is that girl really shot in the leg? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she's bleeding all over the place. The handling it very well. Yeah, I mean, it's like a duck shot. It's just great. I think somebody was saying bird shot, which obviously is not.

But she ain't issued his buddy with some bird shot. I think so. Yeah. That's what I mean. I mean, it's less afraid of getting shot. Like seeing how well she's handling. Oh, no, no, no, no. It also threw something. Yeah, that's it.

That was like best case scenario of what could have happened. I mean, kill his rival with a, with bird shot. It's wrong with this guy. I don't know. I don't know. That's just don't know. I don't know. I that's just what somebody was saying on Discord. I have no idea if that's true. I'll shoot through an engine block. He's showing up with bird shot. Yeah. Yeah. What an idiot. All right. I think I got off the grind. Thank you. Like, um, yeah. What's up?

It's right there. Okay. You probably could, you, the brand and lead died just with the blank. The name is with a wad. Well, it was, no, it's wrong. It's, there was a, there was a round in there with, what do you call it? Like the, there was no propellant. It got shoved forward and then there was a blank in there.

So no, no actual bullet, but propellant. propellant. So it's like, it was, yeah, it was like kind of the perfect storm, I guess. I don't know, I read about it, but it was like, because you know, they'll do close-ups of guns with actual bullets in there. So it looks real, but there's nothing to propel it, but they inadvertently fucking loaded the thing. This wasn't like an Alec Baldwin situation where you just shot that bitch.

This what you're saying. Right. Well, that armor was like the most incompetent, like, she had fucked up multiple times before. She's the son of like a really famous armor. That gun had been out of her sight like multiple times. Like apparently the story that people took and went to shoot beer cans in the desert with it. Like, I mean, just stuff that like is like, in no way shape or form can that,

can that occur on a set ever? That makes sense. Well Chad, thank you for calling in man. Calling again when it's not all this Maddox bullshit. I'd love to chat about any of these things. Yeah, you don't have enough, we don't have enough lefty people calling in. You know, I don't like this having this reputation as a Nazi now.

Does Chad count as the lefty? Yeah, sure. I'll be a lefty stooge. Sounds good. Yes, that would be good. Which is, you know, it's crazy as I have tons of liberals on this, like I'm fucking doing a podcast with Vino. No, no, no.

Yeah. Is it Trion's woman on the podcast right now? Yeah. Okay, thank you, Chad. Plagueis stuff. Okay, thanks a Chad. Pleasure. Yeah, thanks. So, Trilogyk, I cover drama, a bit of politics sometimes, British, British humour,

I guess. Trilogyk on all good social media platforms. Thanks a lot. Pleasure. Thanks, thank you. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Bye.

So, you're a new to Reno. Thanks, you're so good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a cool guy. Parnas says, hey buddy, Maddox isn't schizophrenic. I have my MA in mental health counseling. I studied anxiety disorders and treated specifically, spelled it wrong, schizophrenic populations.

Maddox is however very likely histrionic. In other words, a hysterical female. The symptoms are as follows. Shallow changeable emotions. His Twitch streams, this is his example. Assumed intimacy with others. Pen Gillette and the guy from Hobus think. Assumed intimacy with others, right? That's interest that is assumed. And even even telling people, calling people stalkers, like denotes some doesn't it? Yeah, they're obsessed with me.

Like, no, they're just broken with you, man. Yeah, that, huh, that's interesting. That is interesting. Hyper sensitivity to criticism. Yeah, I mean, sure. Manipulative behavior, yeah. Yeah, that also goes along with like narcissism, that, you know, that,

that kind of stuff. Disproportionate emotional reaction. Yeah. Friend of via a friend dating his ex. Yeah, you know what's crazy? The way he presents the us leaving the wedding together in the video and his reaction to it is really fucking bizarre because he spent, he spent probably an hour grilling me and her independently. Like after, after we left the wedding together and one of Maddox's friends crowded this fucking little drama whore. Was I would have a hold on us? Right, I saw them leaving together.

Apparently Maddox has in his video that he was upset not because, Oh, I know. Not because we left together, which he's fine with that, right? He was upset because I was drinking. Yeah, I know, drunk driving. And he's not upset because I was drunk driving, which he's laughing, you know, and fucking cares, he's laughing about that all the time.

Not because I was drunk driving, but because when they dated, she would never let him drunk drive. Yeah, it's like, well, wait, what? Like, what is that? So he was upset. There's no seat belt on a bike. It's very, it's a very convoluted explanation. Oh, it's all bullshit. I'm very curious. I might have to ask 80's girl, like, if she

just trusts you more drunk drive, then it like he, that is a terrible driver. Like, by his own admission, he's only had a, you know, car sporadically. Yeah, it's like he doesn't get a lot of practice. And it's constantly drunk. So there's no. Exactly. I mean, what do you mean he's drunk? He's just always been drunk. There's no, um, like me with being high. But he interviewed us separately and unknowingly for like an hour each where he lectured me on. Unknowingly. What do you mean unknowingly for like an hour, each where he lectured me on how. Unknowingly, what do you mean unknowingly? Like we didn't know each other was getting interviewed.

She only let, she let him call her and grill her about it. Yeah. And she planted on speakerphone in front of all of her fucking friends where he's like, well, I just have to know like what happened on that night afterwards, like walk me through it. She's like, don't have to know anything. She said she only did it because she thought

it would get me out of trouble. She's like, I don't want you to get in any trouble for that. So I just said, yeah, nothing happened. No, I mean, I get it. And then he lectured me on the appearance of impropriety. That's, yeah, that's amazing. Well, you know, people will think that that will happen. And that's not like, not even broken up forever.

Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck is he talking about? There's a song by a Post Malone about LA and how it's called Same Bitches. Like population four million, well, I'll see the same bitch. Yeah.

The whole song is about how there's like five women who've dated every man in LA. Basically, it's like, not dude, this has been happens guys. Welcome to the state of California of Maddox. Sexually provocative behavior. His interactions with female co-host, guests, and fans. Oh, that's interesting.

Compulsive desire for attention, preoccupation with appearances, not wearing a coat in winter in London, yeah. Suggestible and easily influenced. His abbreviated wholesale indoctrination into lib chart, Cuckdom. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Max appears to be repeating a very specific trauma, which can be crystallized in the phrase, there is nothing inherently wrong with being a Cuck.

Most likely, he walked in on his mother cheating on his father. Oh, that's a, that's a pretty stupid, I mean, well, you're the doctor. Considering his strenuous and pointed denials, he probably walked in on her sucking some guys, she's never sucked a dick, that was a whole thing. But that was, or is he, he's fixing that off you lying? Right, or is he lying?

Or is he lying?'s fixing that off you lying? Right. Or is he lying? Or is he lying? Yeah. Could be. It's as if his entire attempt to redefine manliness was all a cope to excuse his father and by extension himself from failing at the most fundamental patriarchal task, securing the fidelity of one's partner. My read on that is that guy got cheated on and he's projecting ondox or maddox's dad or whatever it's my read on max's parents is like they barely spoke English and didn't communicate with him except to screen at him growing

like his dad didn't talk and his mom just yelled at him and he fucking hates both of them oh and she's like a gambling addict and a terrible there's a lot more wrong with just a big gambling plenty of maddox's parents without having to make her a cheater, which like the fact that she, I believe that she's never sucked a dick. I actually believe that story, yeah. You think that's possible? I think, yeah, I think she's,

I think, I think, I gotta say, you think there's a woman who died without sucking a dick? I don't know about that. This is Calde, you talk, Mormon country. Like, these people are very religious. Somebody might have told her there was like,

a roll of quarters in there or something. Yeah, it's a great thing. It's like that, you know, it's like the... It's Asker. Yeah, find her. You know that. And interview her. Give her a couple bucks, give her a cup full of quarters. There we go.

Jump into the slums. There you go. Do you know? Do you sun now? They don't sell beer above like 5% alcohol in Utah. Yeah. It's a weird place. Yeah.

It's not for the kinds of people who think like people out here. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Securing the fidelity of one's partner, like a podcast partner, and say, given how deeply his trauma appears to have warped his actions and experiences, my guess, is it whatever happened and happened when Maddox was very young. Yeah. A lot of that makes a lot of sense.

I guess everything because I have no idea. Hello. Yes. Yeah, who's this? You're on the air right now, by the way. Now, I think you got the wrong number, I don't, or you need to execute your joke faster. Uh.

Uh. Okay. It's not that he was ashamed of his mother being unfaithful or you need to execute your job faster uh... it's not that he was ashamed of his mother being unfaithful or his father uh... not being enough of a man to satisfy his wife speaking ideal terms obviously the maddox is not believe that men can protect women that fathers can protect children and he unconsciously acts to bring

about that set of conditions is trauma left him the feeling that he's justified consciously styles himself as a protector women children and disenfranchised but the practical practical reality of his actions. No, he does it. He's the only bring about it. He's a protector of children. He hates children.

This guy is, this guy's doing a lot of. He models himself though. As a protector of children. I think, yeah, because he says that you need to beat them for them to be good. Oh, okay. You forgot that part of his. So he only doesn't like shitty children. You think he can make them better?

Like apocalypse. He's a cock who's the son of a cock who's desperate, flailing attempts to prove these. Not an empty cock, only prove these, of more empty cock than he fears. I'm self to be, I appreciate this, but it's so, it's so long and thorough. Okay. Bricks, no Vax, a sighting with management. What's going on over there people calling a new show

last week one of the last voice mail played was from someone who said they now find themselves citing with management their workplace because people are such fucking idiots was best right managing to people uh... one of them will be a complete yard you know what you're saying what are we doing here people uh... do you know why your boss ask you to do extra work in complaints to you about your co-workers

not pulling their weight around the office or coming in late at all times? Yeah, because they're all doing that. Because they're the only one that can do it. It's because they already know you'll do it without question, you hate your co-workers for it, not them. Yeah, it's not even chess, it's checkers, it's called divide and conquer.

Wake up, I can't go on much longer in the world. Peace, peace, peace, peace. Yeah, you need to migrate to management. Some people just need to think less. Oh wait, is Merlodgic in here? Are you in here, Merlodgic? I can't pull up someone who needs to think less. Are you muted?

I'm mute yourself. Oh my God. Who do I always end up here with Merlodgic is coming up? Do you really? That didn't happen once before. Can you hear me? Hey, can you hear me? I just heard one. Do you really? I didn't happen once before. Hey, can you hear me? I just want to hear you.

I hear you. I can hear you. How are you doing? How's Sean? How did you? Hey, how's it going? I'm not good. It's Trixie.

Thank you. It's hard. It's hard to see. It's hard to see. It's been three fucking years. I know, but did you so fun to say? It is satisfying. All right.

How you doing, Merlodic? Uh, good. The last time I was on the Dix show, it was probably at the second lowest point of my life. The first point was probably when I was homeless, but I'm in brighter spirits now. I'm in a new apartment now. Got no longer living in that old trap house that I was living in for the past eight years. Really? How's the trap house? What were the conditions there? I'll show you a picture of it after the stream, but I was living there for about eight years.

The thing about that house is that it has an age cap, and when you reach that age, you're supposed to willingly leave. But after a while, I was kind of just squat there. Not like squatting, squatting under like the definitional sense more like pandemic happened and when the pandemic happened landlords weren't exactly opening their apartments up for people. So my landlord at the time was like, you know, you're supposed to be gone. But since apartments everywhere are decided that, you know, nobody wants to have people breathe on their door knobs. You can just say here. So three years went by and then the pandemic ended and then my landlord was like, yeah, we gave you some leniency then, but we really need you to

like, like leave now, like leave now. I need you to just get shit and just get out of here. Take all your under red and get out of here. You know how California is, you know, when you're on that black rap paycheck, you know, you got to move old people out for, you know, dumber people to move into these places, you know, he given the bare minimum and you charge them like three times that, you know, everywhere you'd be going, you've been living in Silicon Valley, you know, to grand everywhere, ridiculous. No, I lived there for about eight years, which was five years past.

I thought it was a nice place. No, no, I will show you the picture after the street. No, you got to show me, no, to me. People want me to describe it now, you know, like the condition of it. It's like a, yeah. Well, on the outside, it doesn't look nearly as bad, but the inside's pretty awful.

So this place used to be a old homeless shelter and a sanitarium that kind of got bought out by a bigger nonprofit and decided, you know, be a great idea. You know, this used to be a homeless shelter, but there's like rooms and bathrooms and shit in here. It'd be a great idea. Let's turn this place into an apartment complex and then charge people money to live here. I moved there when I was 20. You lived in a converted and insane asylum?

Homeless shelters of Sanitarium. Yeah, it's funny because at place I was living at right now is no longer affiliated with the nonprofit that co-like helped with it. It is now distance itself from it due to a recent issue involving a whole bunch of money that wouldn't disappeared. You remember during 9-11 people were asking how the Pentagon of all places had like a trillion dollars disappear in thin air. And then money laundering, I know, everyone knows how that's happening. They're just taking

it. Yeah. But no, the apartment complex apparently lost a whole fuck ton of money a couple of weeks after I left, which is funny because in a lot of shit was happening the day I was moving out. I remember the day, like the day before I was going to move to my new apartment, all the pipes in the building broke at the same time. Okay. Showroom just immediately started leaking shower room. And I just, you were in a shower room. So you didn't have your own shower.

It was like a communal shower. So here's how this apartment complex would look on the inside. You have a room and then you have a bathroom, but the bathroom is literally just a sink and a mirror. The room that you would actually go and bathe in is a shower room. Now imagine living in a truck house with 30 people and there's, yeah, imagine living in a trash house with 30 people, most of them drug addicts and there are six showers among 30 people. It's not good. You know, sometimes black mold kind of just forms and areas because people are too lazy to clean. There are

sometimes people who will stop in the shower rooms. People will talk in the shower rooms. It's crazy. Are you serious? Do you have any pictures of the shower? So, I mean, some pictures on Twitter so we can look at them in the studio. I won't publish them. Well, I don't know, like, so I don't know the extent of how this place has looked recently, because you know, when you leave the property, you're not exactly allowed to go back, but, uh, no, the area was real gross. I'll go into like further detail after the call, but like, no, I was living there for about eight years. Like when I called you, like, you remember how like, I feel it, I sounded over the call.

I was going to kill yourself. I'm going to kill yourself, dude. Last Christmas, when you called in, I thought you were going to fucking kill yourself. If you ever watched the movie, um, of happiness, and you saw that scene with Will and Jaden crying in the bathroom, that was me. There was a time period where I genuinely thought I was going to be homeless again. I'm like, I've got like one pair of shoes. I've got a hole in them.

I've got three pairs of pants. They have all holes in them. I've got nothing. I've got no prospects. I have no, nothing outside of this fucking Geesserts department for like eight years now. I don't know what the hell is gonna happen to me So at a desperation I went to this other nonprofit. I explained my case and you're like you've been living there for eight years Why have you been there for so long? It's like if you really got nowhere to go

You know what we normally deal with older clients and I'm like, how old? It's like, oh, you know, 50, 60, 70, but you, you're a young man with prospects. And you know, we feel like you are more mentally mature despite your age. So we're gonna, we're gonna give you this opportunity. So I'm currently living in this new house.

Mentally mature, like a 70 year old, that's what they told you. We feel like you're more like mentally mature, like the old people we help. Well, you see here's the thing, you know, they namely deal with people who've been in a homelessness and they've been in a homelessness for so long that they normally only deal with people who are like,

like the earliest the norm of the deal was like people like are 50. I'm like 29, I walk into a room and you're like, you know, Merr, we want to let you know that you are the youngest person who's ever asked us for a housing opportunity. You really think you deserve it? Oh, I mean, yeah, I've been living an abject quality of the day.

You're living a living house, Merr. Are you sure that you shouldn't just go living the house somewhere? Right. Yeah. Leave me. I've been homeless before. There's this place where I live.

Home the red with gospel. And it's the fucking worst. I remember the day I was homeless for two days. I, uh, I came in and I'm like, swear the beds. And the homeless guy looked to me. It's like, Ed's? No, no, no, no. You understand. You don't, you don't understand. You're in a homeless shelter.

There are no beds here. You sleep on the floor. Like, oh, that's fantastic. There are no beds. Where do I sleep? There's no homeless shelter. Why? There's one homeless shelter in the room.

You can't get some beds. There's like around the neighborhood. You guys can't be like, go carry this. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep. I'm no homeless shelter. Why? There's one homeless shelter. You can't get some bad beds like around the neighborhood. You guys can't be like carry the net. No, it's worse. So there's a homeless shelter in my city. They have this area where everything is just concrete. What they do is they pull out some gym mats for cushioning. Come on. And you don't have blankets either.

So what they have is like they have this big spool wheel thing. It's like one giant wool blanket thing. It's not even like a real blanket. It's made out of wool. You guys have to use blanket. A blanket, all the homeless people have to share one giant strip of blanket. They get wound up like a fire hose.

That's just, like, you They get wound up like a fire hose. What is that? It's almost people. So there's this big school wall thing. It's made like this weird wall material. It's like, it's best. It's really, it's like, it's like, it's like made out of fucking a blanket.

That's like insulation for housing that they're giving you. Is it pink? No, it's like it's blue. When I remember the day I was homeless because I got kicked out of my little foster home the moment I turned 18. And they shovel these gym mats against the wall.

And they pull out this spool blanket thing. Oh my God. And they just turn it out for all of the homeless people. And they're no pillows either, by the way. So you are just sleeping like, and you're washing on your back on a gym mat or a solid leather or homeless person. Is that okay?

As a pillow, it's like close to the blanket. I had a homeless guy who was right next to me the day I was sleeping on these gym mats. And he was just staring at his phone. So imagine I'm like this illuminous light like in your eye when you're trying to sleep. It also didn't help how the day I got I think I had a phone in the day.

No pillow. Yeah. Are you kidding? have you met California homeless people They have phones they do have phones people at the bus stop who have Obama phones. They will give up I don't know someone's social security number someone's food stamps for those phones those phones with the only material possession They have so it's stolen home I lived in a homeless shelter my turndy whendy when I was 18 I lived in that homeless shelter It was also the day I started school I remember the day I went to the financial office and they gave me my grant money and I went to class

I had a trash bag full of my belongings and a teacher stopped me. It's like, um, excuse me sir This is not a homeless shelter. This is a school Fuck the school school. I just became homeless. This is an homeless shelter. Get the hell out of here. The start your first day of college and you're homeless here in your freshman year. Do you want me to walk downstairs? The financial district right now. Drag the woman who's in charge of the financial district up here. Have you explained to you? Yes. He's homeless for this is his first day of school. Hey everybody turn around. I'd like you to direct your attention back here girls, especially wearing your pajamas. Sir, this is in a homeless shelter. Why don't you take all your trash bag of your clothes and get the hell out of here, all right?

We're learning creative writing here. This is a serious learning institution. I could go over a hundred dick shows worth of content about my time and... You call in more, Mary. I mean, I figured you've been busy with Maddo, with Maddox, Sinarra, July and all these people I've never met before in my life. I have been fighting a lot of wars, Mer, you're right.

I have been busy. What do you want for Christmas? You always call it a Christmas because you're like good. What do you want? You want shoes? I want to figure out like six hour descent to LA to go buy you that drink. Believe me, I will buy you that drink. Do you have You heard it now Merlujik. Are you wearing pants that work now? Are you like good on the pants department?

Somebody put you up on the day the dick felt that I was So on the day that dick genuinely thought that I was going to kill myself a bunch of people who are very nice And I want to thank all of them came onto the dick show and set me a bunch of pants So how a living a current living situation is a bit more optimum than what I was living in before, but I do have rations that I do how go through. I have all these pants, right? And I cycle through them very sparingly.

And like right now I'm only wearing like my brand newest pair of pants because my last pair of pants find like a hole in them and I threw them away. I want to get fixed. So I mean, I find it. I mean, I could probably so don't like it. The Taylor, like at the dry cleaner, what you're telling me is that you got sent all these pants and you've been wearing one pair of pants at a time until it gets holes in it and

then switching to the next pair of pants. Is that what you're saying? So when all the pants came, you know, I put them all, and I think I said dick picture once, but you know, I have them all, and like I have them labeled under days of the week, because you know, I have an internship that I've been working at. I'll be wearing the pills. And you know, puts his pants in the pill, little pill box. Yeah. So the idea is that if I don't overuse the pants, they won't get holes as much. And you know, I have them labeled under Monday. We can't overuse the pants. they won't get holes as much. And you know, I have them labeled under Monday

Tuesday. They're just pants that you use. Well, they're overuse that they get holes. Are you sure? Well, you can overuse them and then they're done. Hey, wait, Merr, what do you do that you get holes in your pants? Like, what the, where is it just,

are you scrap digging your fucking balls like all day? Like, what are you doing? I assume that's how you normally get holes in your pants because you know, I don't understand how holes do. People don't dig in their balls all fucking day, but I don't get, I don't get holes in my pants. Where are the holes though?

Where are the holes? Where are the holes? In the knees. Usually in your like the ball sack area, you know, because they just fall on to there. You can feel them. Okay, there you go. Are the pants the right size?

Yeah, they're the right size. Are your pants the right size? Yeah, they're the right size. Are your balls the right size? I, uh, well, I mean, they're small holes and there's like a bunch of them. They kind of look like sits, but you know, yeah, you're doing a lot of like squats. Other pants? I mean, like, you know, I don't know how holes form in pants.

It's why I've been really cautious while the pants that people did send me. Do you touch your balls a lot when you're wearing the pants? Do you like, do you like scratch your balls and stuff? How many times since we started this call, have you touched your nuts? Hold on. Wait, Murr. Recently? No. No. No. How are you getting the holes? How are you getting these holes in your pants? It takes a lot to make holes in your pants. I don't know. I'm getting the holes either. I mean, like, I still have all these pants that I've been cycling through. I haven't gotten holes in them recently. Okay either. I mean, like, I still have all these pants that I've been cycling through.

I haven't gotten holes in them recently. Okay. So you only had one of the new pair of pants that's gotten holes and it's been like a whole year. That's reasonable. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just cycling through them so I get the false extensive them. You know, I don't think you're doing anything weird. I mean, to get holes in your pants. Oh, got them. Yeah. It's like the conversation made Patrick Robby. Yeah, about how he can make his truck last 40 years. He just drives down ill a lot. So, so, so you're good on pants.

Oh, there's yoga pants. Is what? Oh, there yoga pants. What the fuck? Are you doing yoga? Did we see yoga? Why would they send you yoga pants? They gotta send you jeans

Well like when I was on the show everyone was like what kind of pants you need is I need something elastic It's like all right fun then they all these people from Dixia just sent me yoga pants Yeah, are the yoga pants are way too tight? Well, they're not wait. I mean, they're not tight I mean, they're pretty loose I sweat pants I mean, they're not tight. I mean, they're pretty loose. Are they just wet pants? Are they sweat pants? Do you know what?

I guess they're sweat pants. We need to show some tie-back pants, you know? I don't know what that material. That kind of space age material. So, this is kind of kind of kind of like, on the day of my trip. Yeah. So, so on the day of my job interview,

I got told that, you know, we have a dress code. The only reason why I would let you wear stuff like this is because you're technically not on the take, but if you actually are going to a job interview, we need you to wear like actual, like clothes clothes. Like what exactly do you mean by that? It's like we need you to wear khakis. I'm like, where am I gonna, okay.

So I went to a friend and we went to a big and tall and we bought a couple of, a great and a big and tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always wonder where he looks like. How big are you and tall? Right. I mean, I can send you a picture after we're done.

Just kidding. How much do you weigh? Are you bigger than Vita? You know, you're height or weight. I once said someone described me as like somebody who's, you as the ability to walk like Usain Bolt, but you look like a fucking steakhouse waiter. You know, I'm kind of out of that. I don't know for his walking, first of all, but are you fucking fat or not?

Are you fat? Are you tall? Are you taller than me? I'm not. I mean, I'm not boogie fat. I'm not in shape, but I'm not like I told you. I told you. Yeah.

I'm taller you about a five nine and a half. Okay. So you're not tall. You're the big one. Are you bigger than? Why are you going to big and tall? Are you bigger than Vito? Well, here, fucking, I'm gonna pull the damn thing. I can't afford food.

How could it be fat? Poor people are the fattest. That's the trend zone. That's true. I don't know how they do it. On the day I was preparing for the damn job interview, I walked into a big and tall. Now it's asking, it's like,

hey, I don't know what my measurement circuit you measure me. And the lady was like, oh yeah, sure. He said, I think you're a 52 in the waste. I'm like, wow, bro, you lose some fucking weight. What are you eating? The chair he sat in just now did make kind of a loud squeak. What are you eating to be 52? Is there a way to scare that I'm in right now?

I got a picture of it somewhere on my tablet. It's like this wooden chair I found in like a dumpster. I grabbed it out. Bigger the chair. It's so big. Five nine with a waist 52. How do you how do you find a chow? You have to like you have to roll up the pant legs like a foot.

You're way too fat man. You're going to lose weight. No, I'm going to do a big and tall. Mer what are you eating? You waddle into do big and talk Mer what are you eating you waddle into a big and tall you mean? You're like the fucking penguins White bread is empty calories. Yeah, you didn't switch the whole grain right is it I am why so fat? I I am why so fast I am

What am I say is a good question. I don't know seat oils fucking be anything oil's what what the fuck how many fucking Sunfire Are you better than veto how much do you weigh? 52, yeah. Oh, not. I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking, say, new scale. I'm sending you a fucking scale. What's that? He's like 36 or 38. Vito would be 20 inches bigger than that. Yeah, well, I'm just saying, yeah. What was your question?

No, no, I was saying Vito's probably not 52, but maybe he is, I don't know. I think he could be. I had, well, I recorded Vito weighing himself in and he stripped his clothes off, and he was so delirious with hunger. He's like, I said, I don't, I probably don't want to record this. And he goes, just record it.

Who even fucking cares? Who fucking cares? He's angry to the end. Yeah, let me see. He knew he had won and still convinced himself he had lost until he heard the number for like an hour and a half. Oh really? Yeah.

Well, because he thought Vito kept asking me if my scale was like reliable. Yeah, sure. He was secretly weighing himself at home. Of course. And he was like doing these extreme cutting measures to lose waterway. I can't believe he lost 12 pounds in like a week and a half. That's actually really impressive. Well, he did it in not the most healthy way.

And he stopped eating. He ate a box of tacos on the show. On the show. And then he went home and bought a pastrami sandwich at midnight. Oh, yeah. And a lemonade, like a jar of lemonade. Yeah. That's a high-end celebration. Yeah, he's going to be fatter.

He'll end up fatter than I've heard it. Yeah. But Richard, it was hilarious now, because I stretched out the reveal for like five minutes probably. Well, I don't know if people keep paying to have him weigh himself. He might, he might. Out of shame. He might lose the baby shame.

He might lose the baby shame. It worked just for $50 a week. Let me bring up this video of Vito weighing in and you guys tell me how big he looks. I don't know if you were not. I would have actually have no idea mirrored still there i couldn't identify a fifty two inch waste on a

the pass out i got the khaki pants like right here i'll take a picture after the call sent him to dick and he can confirm himself okay so vido has a uh... miraculously small waste like a weirdly small i'm not really gonna, I don't wanna move the, I don't wanna show this publicly, but that's what he,

yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, it's all the time. Yeah, all the time. Right, you're right, entirely good. So he may not have that smaller than, be it as butt and waist is like smaller than mine. Is that like does he not drink a lot of beer? Is that like, it isn't drink any beer?

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serious. I don't fucking know when I saw that price tag. I go, when I saw that price tag, I looked at my friend and I'm like, I did not come in here to ask you for a $150 loan. I came in here for a pair of pants. My friend looked at me and it's like, no, dude, don't worry about it. If you get the job, you know, you can pay me back then.

I was like, well, what if I don't get the job? I'm gonna work in this intern's ship for like eight, nine months now. I really just fucking fuck interview with my job. Yeah, right. Well, okay, measured you as a 52. Yeah, they fucking lady came in with like the measuring tape. Yeah, and I did she was like, uh, it's just 52. And you know, there's 52, like little cigarette on the Dan Caggy's run my bed right now. I'll send a picture to They fit like fucking uh, do they fear pants fit? They're very comfortable. Okay, what's the size of the pants? Uh, fucking it's like 52 30 something or I'm looking at it.

Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, it's a high. Philly, I'm trying to tell somebody how to land a plane 52 30 or something like that. 52 30. All right. So somebody in this audience, if you have, this is what we're going to do. Okay. If you have old clothes,

that's all they have at the thrift store, right? Like 52, 30 sizes. If you have Merlodgic size, please send it to me, and I will send Merlodgic a big box of all the used pants and stuff for him. Yeah. And then we gotta get you shoes. A lot in a lot.

What size shoes are you? Oh, yeah, I Got some nice dress shoes. They're sitting on my table right now. I got two pairs. What size? 13 13 your five nine was size 13 Wow I am three inches short from having peggy hill feed Peggy Hill's got like 16 feet. Oh my god Okay, so what was the job for what was the job interview for him? So I mean

Don't don't dox yourself like what was it for like customer service Okay, my friend who was about two hours away from here recently got a, you know, an economic opportunity at this place that I've been working at. And he went over to me and said, Hey, buddy, I'm senior in a while. What do you've been doing? I'm like, Oh, you know, just thinking about life and stuff. It's like, wow, that's sad. You need something to distract yourself.

You should come work for me. I'm like, all right, sure. I mean, what do I have to lose? So for the past nine months, I've been working this internship. I've done a whole bunch of charity work for me. I'm like, all right, sure. I mean, what do I have to lose? So for the past nine months, I've been working this internship. I've done a whole bunch of charity work on Thanksgiving. I went to a church and I worked from eight o'clock to six o'clock.

I felt my soul leave my body after working that long. We were. Shit, that's not a very nice description of charity work at a church. We were at the church and we had to cook for like 500 people. And I'm thinking to myself, all right, you know, it's Thanksgiving. Obviously the meat is the thing that everyone wants to eat first.

We got to do that first, but like I'm thinking of all the side options. I'm like, for a traditional Thanksgiving, what is the one thing that you need to get done first? The stuffing, my friend looks at me and it's like, nah, we're gonna do the devil eggs. Does it'll be the yeast? Fucking, he told me,

is I'm gonna do the devil legs first because they're the easiest thing. If you ever peeled an egg, it doesn't like being peeled. You'll peel more of the fucking egg white for you peel any of the shell. Oh, it's because they're too hot. So after three hours of doing these devil legs, we had gotten nothing else done.

So we had all this priest, nothing else in a box. Wait, you made devil legs for three hours? For three hours? For three hours. Devil D devil, devil, devil, devil, no, like turkey, mashed potatoes, no, there's not a lot of balsamic glazes at homeless shelters, you know what I'm, oh, it's in a red wine reduction. I'm a devil, you mean a salad red wine reduction. You know what, 80s girls, that's just like every time we have a party, Shawnee, it's like half the devil, the eggs really, really I'm like that's classic shot I love devil

day like fuck everybody else I love devil devil yeah we were at the event and we had like five hours everything fucking ready and after three hours of working on the damn eggs we hadn't even started the stuffing yet because on the damn box what was one of the ingredients needed to make this stuffing? Water. Guess what we don't fuck with, you're gonna have to use them all. Hey! I'm gonna put the bathroom in just scream. I'm gonna put the bathroom just scream for 10 minutes and I came back to the kitchen like,

are you okay? I'm fine. So you fucked up, holy fuck. Thank you, giving dinner for the homeless people. The stuffing is too much devil legs. You're making too much devil legs. Oh, fucking what happened was we were supposed to do things like in a way more faster pace. I think we spent so long on the eggs that we didn't get everything else done. At around like five, six at night, we finally got the stuffing done.

But by the time we had all the sides done, people were complaining about how there wasn't enough meat. I'm like, what are you talking about? There are like 12 devil's hands and like 10 turkeys out there. It's like, yeah, but there's like 500 people. I'm like, I'm in a mistake. Like, you know, I'm doing all this for them, but man, I grossly underestimated like how much, like actual, this is the only way to be doing that.

You have to buy the turkeys in the hand. They put you in charge of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What happened was we were in charge of cooking everything. they put you in charge of that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What happened was we were in charge of cooking everything. We were in charge of, I mean, ingredients. Okay. We had to make all the food for them and originally we were going to have all this shit

done by five. It was 6.30 by the time we were done. Another thing is we go into the kitchen, guess what their sinks don't have? Barbers' disposal. Nothing. The fucking all the food goes down a hole and it just raises above the is we go into the kitchen, guess what their sinks don't have? Arbor's just foesles. Nothing, the fucking, all the food goes down a hole and it just raises above the sink. So all this, like, we're getting crazy, the washroom.

Why don't you put in the trash can? I feel like, you can't look, you can there pull these shit out and they just keep cleaning dishes. That should do us like five hours. No, I wouldn't because I don't just dump food down the sink with no garbage disposal. No job you say. You put this on your resume?

Look, and I got invited to this. You're like, you're gonna help. Are you still there? It was cooked, right? I'm like, yeah, sure, it's part of my internship. Even it went well, but like, God, I've been thought out like I'd do that once a year. Okay, so you don't have a job. How's living home? So are you, you're in some kind of like old timers support thing now? Like they're helping you and then a bunch of like 60-year-old men?

Is that what you're doing? Yeah, I left my old apartment complex. I found this other nonprofit and they said, you are the youngest person we have under payroll right now. And honestly, we feel like we have an easier time getting money out of you than we do out of our other clients. And you know, you should feel proud of that. Mike, really, paying rent, a novel concept, I know. Do they make it? And do you have work? Yeah, what's it we have what works sorry sorry for cutting you off what were you saying? I've been working this internship for the past nine months. I had my interview and internship means you don't get paid.

Are you getting paid? I know that. Yeah, but are you not getting paid? I'm not getting paid. I'm not getting paid. I'm just wondering doing this for the experience. Yeah, no, I had my interview and they told me it's like listen, we really appreciate I'm not getting paid. I'm just wondering. Right now I'm just doing this for the periods. Yeah. No, I had my interview and they told me it's like, listen, we really appreciate all of the

non-paid internship work that you've been doing for months. You are like on a roll. You are like a damn machine. You are a fucking robot. But like, you know, we also have age brackets. Like your old apartment complex because you know, you're almost back in the year. We usually have our employee program. You've been interning for so long. We can't possibly pay you. apartment complex because you know you're almost Employee program You've been entering for so long we can't possibly pay you so the way I understand

Sorry, Mary you you You were at a a basically like a halfway house for like young people who don't know how to Way to say fucking How is the generous? All right, you were in hell. You were in hell. You lived in a concentration camp. You were it has been.

You don't get it. Like you need to like just try the fucking pictures. Send me pictures. I will after send it to me now. Don't take a little break and send it to me now. Uh, so, so you were in a place you were in a place. It's for young people who can't find a place You got too old for that

But there is no intermediary between place for young people in place for old people like it turns out like who will help in society? So you just convinced the place for old people, like, hey, I really need help though. So like, let me in early. Yeah, fuck it. Like, please, is that how you did this? Like, did you just keep begging until they let you in? Or what?

No, I walked in once. They saw like this solace disposition. And my eyes are like, you look like you have reached the end of your rope and you walked in and you asked us for a house. Like, if I don't have a place to live. Yeah, you ever hear Elliot Rogers, I'm in that mindset right now, but no, I walked in and they looked at me and they're like, you look so tired. Genuine, like a form of exhaustion that can't even be explained in words.

You came to us asking for a house. He did sound there. I mean, every last time I'm talking to you. The last time you was very depressing talking to me. A thousand years later, I'm staring from peeling too many eggs. You sound way happier now than you did a year ago. Because you're the young guy at their retirement home, right? Right.

You're all, you know, probably got a lot of old ladies trying to make fucking you and stuff. All of you who came to, when I was looking at my life subjectively speaking, I'm like, I have lived my life jumping from foster homes to nonprofits and then I fucking left a nonprofit to go to a different nonprofit. The fact they brought me in at all, I'm like,

we're not quite at the scene in pursuit of happiness where I'm crying in a bathroom. No, that was when I was 18. I'm 30 now. We're not quite at the scene in pursuit of happiness where I'm crying in a bathroom. No, that was when I was 18. I'm 30 now. We're not entering that point yet. Maybe five years from now when all of society collapses upon us, but you know, we'll look into it.

What does the societal collapse mean for you? Yeah. He's not a company. Yeah. I mean, you live in the state of California, you can just go outside. I mean, you live in LA, you fucking see and everything. Yeah. So, so they don't pay you to intern, but they do let you live. Like, is that something you have to do in exchange for living where you live? I'm doing that. I'm doing that. You know, I'm doing what it's like being broke

all the time and you really want to buy commissions But I have no Still how many were how many commissions are you doing every month? Buying zero. I have no money commissions cost money. When's the last time you bought a commission? Dick you don't understand you have any idea what it's like waking up in the morning and you look in the mirror and you say to yourself how long has it been since you bought any kind of commission what are you doing with your life

You know that's me, please. You know that's me. From fucking Blade Runner, where fucking Ryan Reynolds is talking to the hall gram, that's me every day. That's not Blade Runner! Harrison Ford is Blade Runner! Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. That's me. That was saw the fucking remake.

No one remembers anything about the remake. It's Ryan Gosling. Yeah, Gosling, thank you. Ryan Reynolds would have been an awesome Blade Runner. Now he would have been a great robot trying to trick you. He's not a robot. You're right. You would have thought.

Waking up every morning and having like multiple fucking a beautiful mind moments with like voices in your head telling you it's like, you know, you can buy a commission. You've been good, you know, like the national. The National PIC, a beautiful mind, the fucking Russell Crowe movie. Yeah, that's right. That's what you think you are, you're a mathematical genius. Your skits are Fred Inc. the fucking Russell Crowe movie. Yeah, that's what you think you are. You're a mathematical genius. Your schizophrenic is.

You're awake. You're awake. You're no country for all men and you killed a rabbit. Merlachic. I was out. I was in an art stream last night and afer is like, what do you do when you don't buy commissions? I'm like, I talked to myself.

Are there other people around you? Do it. Oh, fuck no. I'm not crazy. Are you saying when you do buy commissions, you stop talking to yourself? So when I was buying commissions, I was doing so because it made like a nice hobby, you know, like a nice fucking way to like supplement how you're not hired. I am a lot of the stuff. But when you don't buy commissions for a while, you know, you tend to, you kind of like have nothing to feed the empty monster in your soul and, you know, you talk to it a whole lot. It's like, what?

Wait, explain that again. Hey, real? Hold on. Now, hold on. Tell me about that process. Yeah, the angry monster. Empty. So, look, I have so many ideas.

And when you have a mind that just doesn't turn itself off and you want to like make shit post art and then you also want to make like genuine actual fucking keynote. Yeah. And then you kind of want to just mix both of them together but you can't. You know, it like just looks at you in the face and just mocks you. Yeah. Sometimes you just have like, you know, voices like in the area where your soul should be and they tell you things, but you know, you tend to ignore them because those are intrusive thoughts and you don't like those thoughts because those are bad thoughts.

Okay. I just fucking pure clarity, absolute clarity and the distillation of the human experience. Well, and I'm going to say, no, I understand a lot more now because you view commission as an act of creation. You're like, I'm making something. I have new commissions as an act of creation. You're like, I'm making something. I have new commissions as an act of estatism. Well, I understand it from like a writer's perspective because I can't help myself, but to make things,

you know, like I get like an itch and it's like, I gotta make a fucking podcast. So like I gotta write something. Like people have to be- I'm gonna leave them lying around, you guys some crazy pitch living on me. Fishing. Oh.

Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. You got some crazy pitch living with me. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy.

You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy.

You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. I think I've workshopped it. I think I called it the blessed. No, I fully know, determined what my beautiful Magnum McLevelian opus of shit posting is going to be. It's called the sisterhood. And you know, eventually when I find the means of being able to bring the sisterhood to this world, it's going to be great. What's the sisterhood?

The big and tall pants. The sisterhood of the big and tall. What's the sisterhood? the sister went up the picket top. What's the sister head? So when I went on your show a while ago, I talked about how I wanted to work on a series about a, like, an almost like big cult of people, like a bunch of blonde rich girls who all kind of just formed this organization together because they all came from these privileged walks of life. And you know, nuance is just like a dead concept to them because this is your wonder bread chainsaw for it's like

corn. Right? Yeah, this is your handable exit thing. It's definitely evolved a hundred times that though. It feels so more. I remember this. I remember this. Yeah. So what about it?

More shop to completely sense that conversation. And I have completely fucking filled out the script right here So you want to send it to me I mean I don't have an PDF form. I have it in like written pen and paper form like right here on my desk right now Is this gonna be a comic should we challenge Eric July's again, it's a lot of research. Is this gonna be a comic? Should we challenge Eric July's Alpha Core with Merlodgix, the sister of the big and tall pants? We were at the art stream.

We were watching some of your Eric July videos. And then somebody went to me, it's like, you know, somebody paid like $4 million Eric July to make this comic. And then I thought to myself, it's like, or these people just give it a $4 million.

You have any idea what I would bring to this earth, the $4 million? What would you bring to the... What would you bring? I would rather read Murlodgix comic than anything Eric Lyke could ever have imagined. I think it's just brain is way more creative. But he's a gene, deep down,

Murlodgix has an understanding of art that makes him insane. And Murlodgix talks about his stories. I'm like, yeah, that's like a really appreciate metaphor of like class and society. And the originalized story is like, what if a black guy? What if he was black? The reason the reason Merlodgix known is because his fetish is so representative of life,

like a white, obnoxious white woman with wonderbred chainsawing down for us. It's like, yeah, that really speaks to me on a level. It's not sexual, like it is for you for some reason, but it really speaks to me in that year. So I possessed with it, it's really knitting it. How sexual is it, Murlach? You were,

I was like, it's from fucking, that one fucking movie, the guy who fuck what's it called? I get it. Paris Bueller's day off for that go to the museum and they look at paintings for like 10 minutes. Yeah. And just they just stare lovingly into paintings like thinking of the nuance of it. See, what do you mean?

What do you mean by that? What do you mean? It's like that. You know, so you know how in the movie they go to the museum and you know, they're seen as like these big bunch of goofball kids, but they they in the movie they go to the museum and you know they're seen as like these big bunch of goofball kids but they have the time to appreciate like all this art that's like so high brow that you wonder like what could they possibly be thinking about. And if I mean, and I'm kind of just started off with like, oh yeah.

Yeah, I kind of just started off with like all these pin ups that I was just drawing for fun. I feel like you know, I've been doing it for so long. I had so many asked me, it's like how long you've been doing this this? Like, let's see, I started 18. I'm 30. So about two decades now. It's like, you've been the wonder bread man for like 20 years. It's so committed to this bit. I'm like, it's not a bit. It's like an obsession. It's not a bit. It's like, it's like, it's like, all around me. I wake up by looking the mirror and I see the sisterhood, looking at me, mocking me.

And you know, it's like, no, it's fine. I'll get to it later. It's like those people want to make novels and they never get around to doing it. Oh, yeah, by the way, I want to make a book too. I don't know what I'm getting to that. Now you're when you were raised by like seven grandparents and grandpas, that's the book you were talking about last time or the time before that. No, no, no, no.

I was talking about what that was at my grandpa wrote a series of books. I haven't gone around to that yet. Hey, personally, we'll write a book. What is your grandpa's book's called? Can we just find those or those like widely published? I mean, yeah, I think one of the books is called It Takes a Village. Very common phrase. So good luck, Google like that one.

Unless he like invented it, that would be wild. I don't know how old it goes back. Wait, I need to see your comic. I need your sisterhood comic. I need you to scan that and send it to me. And I need to get you, it sounds like we need to get you big and tall pants and new shoes for this year. Some 52 inch jeans that have no holes in the penis. Maybe we could

use some reinforced garage jeans. You're always getting holes. We got to get you like double stitch in the in the Christ. Something like that. Nice stuff. Good stuff. You know, not trash. Good stuff. Like a car hill. What's the, what's the car heart? Car heart. Like car heart pants. We could do some car heart pants and we'll never break. I don't know what those are. They're like, up top of the line, riding horses, western cowboy pants. Yeah. Bird bears those for work. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. How does that sound? I mean, I wouldn't say no. I mean, that's very generous to me. It's actually very kind of you. Well, everyone loves you. Is there something you want more than a man? So, you're not going to feel yourself yet.

I'm like support group too strong. What do you mean you've been supposed to be? I mean, you've been really worth living. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you now. You're saying, AI can't do hands or other issues. I'm on the mat right now and there are a bunch of people hosting a bunch of girls shopping for Wonder Bread.

I was mocking about it out. The hands, the hands, the hands, they're not normal. He can't do complicated things. It's people in the chat. I need to put my brain in the AI generating machine. I need to make it work correctly. People in the scene from South Park is like, what'd it read? People in the chat are trying to show burlogy that you can use AI to make the kinds of

images that he wants. And he's saying that the hands are fucked up Because it's too bad the AI technology is not good enough yet The technology it's inferior it's shit. It really is oh my god Maddice has a it's his first video is 30 minutes long on this shit. What the fuck? Somebody somebody said that they he combined the intro in chapter one. There's actually not% of the work. Oh god fuck off Maddox 90 bro I was doing 90% of the fucking comedy you were doing you were just a fucking punching bag for me to come in and Give cheap shots in for an hour and a half every week. That was the show me cheap shotting a retard

That's my fucking bit dude You're talking to that dick. Yeah Fucking die cheap shotting retards. That's been my bit for fucking years. That's what fucking bit, dude. Are you talking to that dick? Yeah, I'm fucking die cheap-shotting retards. That's been my bit for fucking years. That's what I started doing. I will fucking die cheap-shotting retards, Maddox. That's the show. That's what people tuned in for.

You fucking idiot because everybody knows some obnoxious idiot, some obnoxious blowhard know-it-all in their lives that they fucking hate. So they tuned in to listen to me subtly jab and jeep shot. The obnoxious blowhard am I fucking live? No one can just fuck about logos or whatever. You idiot. I was editing the episodes.

Sean was doing that. Poppy. I've been reading the booking live show. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I'm uploading episodes. I'm uploading. I'm running. I'm running down of what? I'm running down of what I'm gonna talk about

how pissed driplets annoy me? That's the show. What annoys me? Then me making fun of you for bringing in female genital mutilation. I was the show. I was 90% of the show, Maddox. Fuck you.

Nippa rubbing contest is mine. I'm gonna have dick. I'm gonna be fine. Out his alcoholism is really show. My alcoholism made the show, bro. Yeah. I got in a fight this weekend, cause I was too fucking drunk.

Let me tell a story. Yeah, already laying his fucking drug addiction really ruined the Howard Stern show. Oh, everyone fucking hated that. Is he talking about the Bitcoin too? I finally, so here's why, maybe I'll talk about it next week. So here's why all of the accounting

is weird that he goes through. Because Maddox would never let me make an LLC for the biggest problem. I said, let's do it. We're doing a show, let's make an LLC, then we have. Yeah, let's do it. We're doing a show. Let's make an LLC. Well, that's the thing. Yeah, that's, I mean, it should be one company, right?

Yeah, because we're doing it in a endeavor. I'm gonna say, I thought that was weird. It is weird. Handling this, you're handling this. I'll make an LLC. I'll open a bank account. No, we can just, we're getting ads.

We can put it in there. We're getting, we can open a bank account. I don't even have paid you to do that for me. If I was it is, you're making an LLC. Holy shit, that's such a huge help dude. That's how it should be. He said for do we have an LLC? Why would we get another one? I'm like, well, I mean, I mean, it's like the suckers. Yeah, I don't like why I don't it's kind of weird. I'd love to be

partial owner of the thing I do have to work on. So as it kept going, I realized at some point, like the second year, like, oh, that's why he does one in L.C. Because that would mean I was 50. He doesn't want to have the conversation of, I don't want you to, any of this. Well, you see, he's the problem in the universe that's within my branding scope. So it's really me.

I'm doing 90% of the work. Well, then why don't you have access to all the financial cast, then you fuckin' prick? I mean, that seems like a pretty big fuck up. If you're doing 90% of the work, the first work you want to do is setting up the fuckin' finance is Maddox, because that's where your money is. Yeah.

Implying Maddox cares about money. I don't run ads. I don't run. And then I got locked out of the accounts. It's kind of weird for a business that you own that you could even be locked out of your account. Isn't that? Because you didn't own it. And you stole the RSS feed from me.

Um, so the LLC stuff started. And he goes, well, we don't, I don't, we don't already have an LLC. I don't even know the one. So what's odd? You make an LLC for everything, right? But whatever, whatever it's, let's just get, get confusing. I mean, yeah, because it's like, well, what is yours? What is it? Yeah, that's a, it's confusing for tax purposes. And it's weird. And it's like, well, what is yours? What is it? Yeah, that's a... It's confusing for tax purposes, and it's weird. Oh, yeah.

And it's just something I was gonna do. But keep in mind, this is for a show that's making hundreds that's making compared to what I was making normally in my normal life, nothing. Nothing. Okay, of course. And that would have never changed for fun. It was for fun. That's it. It was making it a show as fun.

It was making it a show as a couple thousand dollars a month. No big deal. When you talk about the stuff you put up with, that is high. It's like, if a woman put up with all this stuff and was saying all of it, like his life would be over. Like he just sounds like the most abusive fucking person.

Like, well, I don't want you to control the shake. Yeah, he literally didn't, he's like, well, I'm more famous, so I deserve it to be my name. But you don't wanna say it, because you know I'm gonna, you know it's gonna be a big fucking prize. You say to me, well, you know, to deserve half of it, it's gonna be a big fucking problem. Because you know it's not true.

You spent the whole first episode blowing smoke up his ass, and I think in a small way, you might have enabled him to think that way. Because he believed it. He really believed it. Yeah, I think that's where I think. You're right. It's your fanboy, because you started off being like, oh, Maddox, you're so...

Well, he shows this, Maddox shows this Maddox presents thing that his editor came up with. Wow, our editor came up with, and I presented to him, is here's a way for you to make money and make money off your brand, right? Right, not doing anything. Not doing anything.

Publish a series of books, publish 10 books, it'll be like an encyclopedia set, everyone will buy it. From the producers of. Right, right? Not doing anything. Not doing anything. Publish a series of books, publish 10 books. It'll be like an encyclopedia set. Everyone will buy it from the producers of. Right, you'll make easily $5 million off this. Easy, and everyone will love it because it's all gonna be good stuff, you know? He reads that, he reads my example of that. As though I'm writing it what I think.

No, this is what your audience wants to read. Exactly. Well, it's anyone who's ever opened a book, you'll understand this concept. When you open the front cover and there's that blurb about the author, like talking about how cool they are, you wrote one of those four medics. It's really good. He shows it in the video and he acts like this is proof that Dick is such a huge fanboy. He wrote copy for you.

Yeah, this is a fucking face. To sell better. In the book, dude, what the fuck? And if you go to his YouTube, all of his fans regurgitate like versions of this like you're a god. I love it. It's like you this is the voice that you've trained them to speak in. Fucking moron. So he said, no. He did a great job copying his style deliberately. And surely.

And he should have like 10 minutes. Like this is what you do. Probably threatening to him, honestly, to read that. Didn't think about that. So no LLC. So I was like, all right, well, we have ads. We have multiple ways for you to buy things. We've got a, you can pay for a season pass and it's like 20 bucks and you get all the

episodes and it's all through, I think it was send out. You can buy them individually and we have ads through Libson. And Maddox cannot handle any of this stuff. Like, you cannot stay on top of things, just look at his life. So I ran all of it, obviously, his partnership. It was handling Harry's ads, like, all right, here's, here's, he was super, he hated ads,

since the beginning, for obvious reasons, because he's weird. Here's Harry's ads, whatever. You mean, we need a social security number. Okay, I have to give you mine because we don't have an LLC and it's going and I have to deal with these people all the time. Here it is, here's my social security number.

Here's the bank account, put in the bank account. Here's the PayPal. We have to have one PayPal for season passes and we have to have another PayPal for single downloads. All right, so Maddox, you can use your PayPal for this one and I'll use my PayPal account for the other one. I want to pay in the ass. I was such a pain in the ass, but that's the way monetization was in like 2014. Yeah. All because you didn't do

an LLC. All because you didn't want to do another LLC. That's so fucking moron. You were like, Hey, I could do a favor for you that'll make everything easier for both of us. It all goes to one place. It all goes to one place. It all goes to one place. I wasn't able to put it in the whole fucking year. So do three times as much work for my convenience. I hate that guy. So, fuck you.

So work fine for a year, and that, but he shows in his video that there's like an accounting fuck up with like $74. One year. Yeah, I mean, man, I do all my taxes on the way to Burning Man. Like because that's when taxes are due. Wow, brilliant. You know, I always mean to do them.

That's the end of that. I always mean to do them in the beginning of the year, but I never get around to them until December. It's December. Till it's due. All right, I'm trying to fucking do these taxes after I've been up all night loading a trailer. Here's a spreadsheet.

Here's a spreadsheet and all the, you do the home or Simpson taxes. Jammed in, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it goes back. Oh, you're actually short $74. I probably am. Yeah, do it.

Yeah. Next year, you're short $3,000. Like, I probably missed, like, I probably missed a thing when I was adding it on the spreadsheet a month, right? I would write if you just like Godfathered it like just like through the mud like you know that's a big thing. He breaks the camera and then tosses up in the sun and he breaks the camera.

He breaks the camera. He's like 25 bucks. It's fucking three grand man. I don't want a big league people but it's like a year for three grand. That happens. Okay. I'm probably did miss like a, I probably missed a thing on the spreadsheet somewhere. Right. And you're like, you know, psycho about this stuff. So I don't understand how desperate he is for that money. So that,

that, that, that maybe the disconnect. So, so the final year when it came down to splitting it, the show split broke up in like June or something like that. I forget. The show split broke up in like June or something like that. I forget. Maddox said, we're gonna take a two week time out, and then we'll come back. And he said, you should do it. T told me you should do a show on the network. All right.

Then that leak came out, King Cuck said, I can't host the episodes for two week. That's why there's a clip shows. And you go, all upset about that. And I said, oh, you know, that's just like, you guys would be blown off steam, whatever. An insane, it's not believable that he would have canceled a podcast because of that. Right. Because of that email, because of that,

King Cuck wouldn't let me host it, right? That's not believable. Then he found out that we were still dating from a friend, Beleder into it. That's when he killed the show. That's when he said in that email, I haven't been able to sleep all night. This is like really weighing down on me. That turned into, well, what are we going to do with the feed? Max, I want it. I want the feed. It's all mine. I said, not all years. That's property. Property we own. Property we own. And also people don't want new episodes on that. They want it to be a archive. Yeah, that's user, what users want, what fans want is, this is what I listen to, this is what I subscribe to, this is what I want.

They don't want any new shit on that. No. But I know you're kind of desperate to show out there. I'm open to some sort of an arrangement you want. That's what I told Randy. That's what Randy told to him and said, don't change it. He said, don't change anything. Very explicitly, don't change anything. Right., don't change anything. Very explicitly, don't change anything.

He's open to some kind of offer, right? Because it's property. It's fucking property. Maddox immediately took the feed, erased it, and put his episode on it. So he could say to Harry's, I'm running your ad just as we agreed on our feed, which is fraud.

That's fraud. Here's the, this is like, this is a totally new show, different guy, the old guys, the other guy that we were paying that entity is not involved in this. This is not the same at all, man. This is a, which Reno, and the fans were fucking pissed. They were. Because that was the only thing that had come out of, they were like, what the fuck is this debate? To best debate shit, where's Dick? Why don't you thank him in the last episode? Yeah. What's going on here, man?

Why have you erased, why have you you sued me with this shit? I don't want this, I didn't subscribe to this shit. Subscribe to the old show, listen to the old show. We're my old episodes. How do I get him? So I said, I have a big problem with this. This is conversion. This is what you did prohib problem with this. This is conversion.

This is what you did prohibiting me from accessing this is conversion. Now, at that point, everything was destroyed. Everything after that was totally destroyed. Yeah, yeah. That's when Maddox, I started making fun of him on the show. He made the rap list. Everything else about everything after that is totally destroyed.

If he had an issue, now keep in mind, there's multiple accounts with money coming in from different sources. Yeah. I don't know if it was ever split up because as soon as he stole the feed, it was, that's theft. All right, let's figure this out. You're converting this RSS feed.

I have a big problem with this. We need to work it out. Nothing. Yeah. The time to work that out was that year. Oh, yeah. The time to come back and work it out for all these challenges he's making was at least eight years ago.

Yeah, yeah. Two, three, four years after that. Yeah. If he's alleging that anything is missing any sort of bitcoins of that, Bitcoin all went into the same system to buy episodes. I believe at the time, because Bitcoin was like $400, I think it was automatically converted into money. And then, yeah, I have no idea. I have no fucking idea, but it was all in that sales report. I posted, here's the coup de gras. I posted all the sales reports when this happened eight years ago to Reddit and a finite,

whatever accountant, like a forensics accountant or whatever, went through it and figured out that Maddox because of the different accounts owes me $5,000. No, really. So what if you want to start throwing figures around, get open your fucking pocket book up. If you think I'm gonna try to help you go through any of these figures and figure it out where it is, you can fuck a duck, you fucking moron.

You should have done this instead of stealing the feed. And by the way, I think I'm still entitled to half the value at the feed, which I'm conservatively putting at $150,000. So you, you bald poor piece of shit owe me $155,000. How about that? Woo! If there was any kind of fucking Bitcoin, by the way, you would owe the value of the Bitcoin in the year it should have been exchanged,

which is one Bitcoin, $200. Shut my fucking cock, Maddox. Shut my fucking cock, bro. It's like whack-a-mole. He really shouldn't stick his head up. Should have taken so long making your video, dude. Okay, Murlagic, let's get you some pants and shoes and stuff. Thank you for calling in.

Yeah, I should sue him. I should sue him for fucking converting the feed. You converted it. That's conversion, bro. You prohibited my access from it. That's communal property that you fucking prohibited me accessing. Uh, thank you. Mer, what do you, do you have anything to end on?

I think I'm gonna end the episode there. It's funny funny year. Yeah. When you were going on that Maddox turn, I was thinking to myself, it's like, you know, all these places that I brought up during the live feet today, I'm like, I could take pictures of these and send them to you.

It'll take me like 30 minutes to do. In fact, I'm gonna go do that right now. Okay, good. I need a, I need a pallet cleanser. Really into photographic evidence, my logic, I've noticed. I need to get into the habit of just not portraying myself as like every other person who just rises because of their autism and then burns twice as hard. Most people don't rise because of their autism.

Their autism holds them down. Yeah, that's true. You are a rare case of a person whose autism is in some bizarre backward way, empowering them. And it's good to hear you happy. You know, when you're miserable, it makes us all feel like maybe society's not capable, you know. When Merleur loses his smile,

then society truly has died. Yeah. So it's good to hear you're doing well. I think it's a reasonable estimate for the feed. Don't you? I have no idea. I watch this show, Mike. That seems reasonable.

Yeah. Probably all fans from that fucking feed that I was prohibited from accessing. Yeah. Why not? I wouldn't even know how to think I can't begin to put a figure on it, but it's not, it's not zero. I'm a professional expert in podcasting.

It's a figure I put on it. Shins is not. He does not have a professional podcast. Well, no, and professional in the, like, profession, you know, derives that, you know, say you see a drop in realm, right? Let's talk about fucking property that's getting split up then, bro. If that's where we're going. All right, everybody, this is the dickshow,

patreon.com slash a dickshow, patreon.com slash the dick show. Thank you so much for your support. Without it, none of this is possible. You wanna plug in any of your stuff? Yes, I do. Holy shit, I was so sad when Merr started talking and I was like, my plugs haven't even come out yet and everybody's clicking off the podcast. No offense, I'm allergic. Yeah, I've got

two podcasts. One of them just launched this morning. It's called Comments on Comments. Bird was my guest for the first episode. It's my show this time. We also have a podcast together. We watch anime where we. Where we talk about anime. Good, good, good. Good show. If you like anime, you should watch that. But comments on comments is about I read the worst comments in silly voices. I'm going to gather guests together and we're all going to do funny voices to read shitty comments and then analyze them like why was this shitty? Trying to help people, you know, we're not just laughing at you, we want you to write better comments. Or stop, stop posting on the fucking internet.

Cause it's not good for you. And you shouldn't think that it is. So yeah, the first episode came out this morning. It's like two hours and 40 minutes or something. Shorter than this episode, surprisingly. But it's been stacking up almost on three. Well, there's a lot going on. It's a really, this has been the,

well, my episode is called Craziest Drama Spike in YouTube History. That's really what it's been like. Between the H Bomber Guy video we talked about earlier, Maddox's video, that alone is seven hours of drama and chaos. Just watching those two videos, the Todd and the Shadows video that doubles

down on James Sumerton's another hour and a half. So yeah, I've done nothing but watch podcasts all week and make podcasts this weekend. But yeah, check out comments on comments. It's got its own YouTube. It'll probably get kicked off of YouTube because it's just me making fun of commenters who are all terrible people. It can be very upset. So I also made a rumble channel preemptively.

It's only by the way, only supported on Back.by. Oh, that's nice. I did not make a Patreon, fuck them. I already have a Patreon. I have a grandfathered in 15% or five. It's a good one. 5% Patreon. But we use that for the We Watch anime channel.

So the new show is only on Back by giving you 3%, very generous. I'll give you. That's nice of you. Yeah, as opposed to 100%. We're trying to get recurring credit cards on that, hopefully, hopefully in January. It needs to be pushed a lot harder because it's shocking. I'm waiting for that. I'm kind of shocked by how content creators are so complacent with Patreon.

Yeah. Like, they're like, well, I'm not gonna kick, kicked out. It's like that, you know, that Nazi poem or whatever, like the first thing for the whatever. They're gonna come for you, dude. Like, back by, you can't get kicked off. Dick built this platform so that you own your own instance of the platform.

Dick can do nothing. I could sit here, I could dox everyone in his family and he couldn't kick me off back. You could go to prison, can't happen. Yeah. Okay, thanks everybody. I see you next Tuesday. I forgot to trim this song once again.

Thank you for coming in. We didn't watch the your part of the video. Hey, ding, ding, ding. Okay. Back. Back. Uh, stick. Sticker, sticker, sticker, sticker that's sick.

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I'll see, buddy. I'll see what happens where. All right, bye, everybody. See ya, thank you. Let's see, let's see, buddy. Let's see what happens where, all right, bye, everybody. See ya, thank you.