The Dick Show - Episode 389

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

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You get all your Christmas shopping done? Yeah, sure. You did? Yeah. Good, good, good. Amazon. Oh, you're one of those Amazon shoppers, huh? Yeah.

Prime, you got yourself a prime over there? Prime membership? I do. Oh, there we go, works. Taking full advantage of that prime membership? I mean, I guess. You guess? I don't know if it's worth it or not. I mean, you got yourself some Amazon video originals that you can look at with your prime membership for free? Uh, yeah, I guess so.

That comes with it, right? Oh, okay. Yeah. Get yourself some tribe before you buy. Shep the pants to you. It doesn't charge unless you, they fit. I say, I'll keep them. I didn't know that.

Send them back in seven days. Take full advantage. I think I'm going to have to go back to the gym. I'm going to have to go back to the gym. I'm going to have to go back to the gym. I'm going to have to go back to the gym. I'm going to have to go back to the gym to you. It doesn't charge unless you, they fit. You say I'll keep them? I didn't know that. Send them back a seven days. Take full advantage. I've had good luck with ordering pants.

You fucker. I've had you. I've had you mother fucker. I don't know why. I never expect everything to, like I've sent shoes back to like Zappos or something, you know, but yeah, I've had good luck with pants. Man, I've gotten way too fat for my pants.

I'm throwing them all away. Really? Yeah. I'm looking at myself. I look like grew from minions with my pants that I got on. Oh God. I've got three button extenders on one of them.

No. No, that's a joke. Yeah, that's it. One button extender. Oh really? But even then, I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah. Why do you have button extenders? Well, you're raising money for Merlodzik to have pants.

You can afford pants. You don't need to buy different button extenders. Right. Honey, where are my button extenders? Like, what am I doing? Maybe I'm shouting about button extenders in my house? Buy pants for Merlodzik. You can maybe a two for one

or something, just prime off for that. Two for one, big and tall pants. For every pair of pants, we send a pants to a fat weirdo who has holes in his pants. How did he just quit? He's obsessed with being in the crotchries and from masturbating, which is probably just because he doesn't wear a belt.

He doesn't wear a fucking belt. You remember my thing about the fat guys not wearing belts? Totally. He refused to wear a fucking belt. You remember my thing about the fact guys not wearing belts? Totally. He refused to wear a fucking belt. Yeah, and then their pants could all destroyed because they're tucking at them all day. Yeah, he, so weird. So where do you, excuse me, not to?

We were trying to get a mental picture of him, and he was talking about, well, I could, somebody said I could walk like you saying bolt or something. Now you saying bolt is about six, four. That's the sign in the world. Super tall, super, he's like a fucking gazelle, right? I would say that.

Then he's like, he's five nine and wears like a 52 waist. Yeah. Like that's, I mean, I haven't made... It's great, he told me. Maybe you say and bolt let himself go. But I just, I don't, and also, I didn't know that Merlodic was black. I

don't know where that comparison came from. People were mad at us for changing the subject. Merlodic cannot tell two sentences from the same universe ever. Every sentence he says is a fractal of the previous one. That's not us. That's not our doing it. No, that's not a typical mind that we're dealing with. No, thank you, everyone. Sent in pants. Don't send me clothes. So that was a stupid thing for me to have said. Send me your, because now I have to send them. Yeah. It's ends up being more expensive. Now I'm out money. I don't, I don't want me to be out money. I want other people to be generous during the holidays. That's the, not me. That's what, you know, the smart celebrity is connecting the right givers who are

bursting. It's a poison for them to have to keep their, their need to give inside of them. I'm releasing the poison by letting them give to Merlodic. I'm merely taking a little bit of credit. Yeah, can't remember what NBA star about eight or 10 years ago spent a shit ton of his own money to put in some facilities in his hometown and stuff like that. And everybody was like, dude, what are you doing? You lend your, you're supposed to, you're crazy, you get other people's money.

You get other people's money. Like your money is your name and your notoriety. Like it's been money. Yeah. So thank you to everybody who bought Merlogix and pants and a belt, which I forced him to say he would use. An autistic guy might have a, like, I mean, you know what I mean, maybe that's just never got where belt, right?

Maybe it's never going to sit right with him. I don't know. I've made him, I said, I'm not sending weird pants. We're pressure on him somewhere that is like, he can't, what if I get in a car accident and I get stuck in the belt? Right. Well, I don't know, man, just wear the fucking belt.

Just do what I'm telling you, wear the belt. You don't want to be the guy that doesn't wear, you don't ever want to be referred to as that fact guy that's not wearing the belt. Yeah, it's weird how like fat people's pants without a belt, somehow their pants fall down. Instead of up? I've never quite understood it.

Like they're not constantly, they're constantly... You think they'd be bulging at the seams you're saying and like with pressure? Right, but it's more like... It's not. Yeah, it's because their pants are shaped like triangles. Right. So there's nothing, they don't have any hips to keep them up.

Maybe that's true. It's true. And fat people, the more work they put into their clothing, the more, well, the more they're liked. If you've got a fat guy with like, imagine a fat guy with like a vest and a dickie and a, Oh yeah. Top hat and a cane.

Cause he really looks like, wow, there's really put together. Whoo, he comes up together. He goes, be fat for a reason. Yeah, he must be rich. He's got all this time to dress himself. He must be a world class chef or something, you you know. Are we just going to talk about fat people all day? I mean, I've got some shocking news for you. Really?

What's up? Wait, are we not, you're not here next week, right? We're not doing a show next week. That's news number one. Okay, so I'll be surprised. Maybe I'll do it with Johnny. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. It's Christmas. Maybe I'll take the week off from crying about what's wrong with me. Okay. Um, shocking news, though, for you. Shocking. Secondly, this isn't the shocking news. The fat watch pins are, are going out.

Uh, just be patient. Your order is not canceled if it says it is. That was a, that's a mistake on Shopify's and not on it. Oh, okay. Uh, here's the shocking news. Uh, Vito. Uh, Vito gained back 15 pounds. Wow. Cause he did the, he did the fighter make weight crash, you know, diet. Yeah. Wow. 15, 15, 15. He said in like scale, bro,

he goes, like, yeah, in one week, he gained back, he's halfway back to his pre weight loss, six months weight loss, contest. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's, uh, because is there some, is your scale working? Is something broken with your scale? Like, you got to be kidding me. Come on. That's, uh, that's shocking that he was able to, uh, boy, that really, that really shows, what a crash, Come on. That's shocking that he was able to, boy, that really shows you what a crash, like how dehydrated he really was.

It's that. The dehydrated of pastrami. Yeah. He went on a crash course to gain back his to repostramally hydrate himself. Oh yeah, I was gonna, you know, I don't do it. Potatoes.

It'll make you retain water. Pastrami is high in water content. So it's... What else a salt, right? Well, yeah, but, you know, it's got an advanced metabolism. You can separate that water right on. Jesus. And then we had a black guest on the biggest problem

and he used the term African-American to have heard a Vito said African-American films or something like that. I've never heard him say that before. Vito said African-American films. that. I've never heard him say that before. Vito said African American films. Yeah, I've never heard him say the term African American. He was just, yeah, I mean, my face was like a dog. I saw something weird.

Yeah, it heard something weird. Yeah, the ear cocks up. Well, what the hell? He took, I mean, yeah, I mean, he took the safest route possible, you know, it's your, ah, because some, because somebody out there can possibly quite saying black to the worst word you can say about someone who's black. So it's rising in the better, you better say African American. If you really, really, really, really don't want any shit.

Wait, do you have to capitalize the N word now too? Did strunk and waggles redway in on the, they said you have to capitalize black, right? Remember? That's pretty much being, being, being, being, being, being. What's grammatically correct? I don't want it, I would never type it.

What? Obviously that word. Oh, right. I'm just saying what's grammatically correct? Oh, did they weigh in on that? Your slurs, like on, is there a right beneath the surface? That's a better question than it sounds like right off. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like perhaps this is the one we've been waiting for. Well, because of what the, you know, the baggage that goes along with that term, is it not

a capital, is it not? Okay, if proper or not, if it's a, if it's in a quote, in like a historical plate, what do you know? I know. I know. I know. I know I quoted. I don't know.

All right. Are you trying to lend some kind of respect to the most disrespect for term in American? I just want to know if it's supposed to be capitalized. I don't know. It's an interesting question to me. It is. Let's do the show today. I was calling in, I think.

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On the docks to audio engineer. What's happening? I got honked at, you know that parking lot from hell and my Pilates class? Yeah, it's like, you just still go to the one in Hollywood? No, I go, it's in Silver Lake. Where the women are, they always, the average time to do it.

The average egress time is about eight minutes. And the parking lot is probably, that's brutal. Probably, I don't know, with probably 200 square feet or so, 300 square feet, you know, very small. Oh yeah. You can only fit 10 cars in it.

Yeah. And somehow it takes longer to leave Dodger Stadium than it does for these stupid brides to get out. Yeah. I got honked at it. Yeah. And somehow it takes longer to leave Dodger Stadium than it does for these stupid brides to get out. Yeah. I got honked at it. I had in it. Really got honked. Really. Never seen one person. I've seen some of the dumbest moves I've ever seen in the history of driving. Yeah. Take place in this parking lot where it's a nail salon, a Pilates studio, and an exceptionally overpriced coffee store. Not merely overpriced, exceptionally overpriced. The parking lot serves these three businesses.

Okay? And I have never seen the dumbest moves I've ever seen in the history of moves. No conception of who is next, no concepts of zippers at all. It's just whoever happens to pull up and sees space to aggressively pull in. Every single time the handicap spot is open, somebody grabs it and then, oh, I'm so surprised. Well, I guess I'll just go ahead and take the next spot. I mean, you guys were waiting,

but I can't just sit here in the handicap spot, can I? I guess I'll just hop in here. Dumbest moves I've ever seen in my fucking life and this thing, I get on that. Not one honk if I ever heard, uttered as a punitive or a warning or a watch out. Never. And so for me, totally outrageous.

You were parking or leaving? I was parking. I had gotten two spots swiped for me because these dumb broad rods just pull, because they think that the turning lane, I don't know what women think, the turning lane in the middle of the road, I think they think it's some kind of like advanced parking structure

that they just don't, that they don't, that they're not allowed, they're not allowed to use. I know that they don't think they're allowed to use it. Let me put it that way. Because I've never seen one pull into the turn lane, build up speed to go in traffic and then get in traffic. They just cut across. They wait for all five lanes to be empty

and then cut across, which takes fucking forever, every time, right? Never one honk. Never one honk when that happens. So you're waiting in the turn lane and they just come to the right, right? Make it right, right in. Voop, voop, voop. Oh, hey, So you're waiting in the turn lane and they just come to the right, right? Make it right, right in. Voop, voop, voop.

Oh, hey, why are those people in the turn lane? They must be parked there or something. Yeah, right. They're not waiting to go in, right? I'm thinking about shopping. God damn. I get honked at. Yeah.

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Yeah. Um, they're filling it with some gay butt sex now. Really? Mm-hmm. Okay, that's a interesting with some gay butt sex now. Really? Mm-hmm. Okay, that's a interesting, uh... Did you not see it? No. Oh, you don't follow conservatives. They love posting about butt sex. Oh, I'm sure they do. Oh, man. No, no, no. Some gay butt sex happens. They're like, Everybody look at this, look, look, look, look at all the fence of this, this, Jesus!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this. You want to see the gay butt sex, maybe a little bit. Meanwhile, I like, you know, I love it when, my favorite thing is when one of them gets caught doing something, you know, either gay stuff or, you know, or pedophile stuff. Yeah. Look at this, Sean.

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Take that. And the senator goes, oh yeah, that staffer was fired. I'm like, that's not enough. What do you mean that guy was fired? What about all those? What about all the guys that are in fucking jail? We're taking a self-guided tour You can't knock like a day off their sentence like the suicide squad after you have gay butt twink butt sex In the same thing that you just roasted them for for a fucking year. Are you kidding me? I don't care I think it's great. I guess the difference is like I maybe these guys

were allowed on the premises. Yeah, these guys, they had them having gay butt sex badge. They had a pass for it, okay. I mean, this guy's hooting and hollering. I mean, this is supposed to be released, right? I mean, like why else would, what? What do you mean? This is definitely not supposed to be released.

Why is somebody there filming it and then filming that, but sex with him is filming it. Wait a minute, where, what? I mean, this, imagine this is a woman and then the angle might would make more sense. Shit, I couldn't, I got a glare and for some reason I thought he was like,

the theft or somebody in front of him. Oh, there we go, okay. So yeah, it's like, it's a guy filming. It's just, it's a guy filming. It's just, it's a guy filming. It's just there we go, okay. So it's like, it's the guy in the film. It's like, it's the guy in the film. It's like, it's the guy in the film. It's like, it's the guy in the film. It's like, it's the guy in the film. It's like, it's the guy in the film.

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What's like the way you always, they always, which is not necessary. They always make you pay on the interest first before you're paid on the principle. That's part of the, like, and we can't. How about we just, can we just like make stuff and just print more money

and pay for it like that? We got to borrow it. I'm afraid we got to borrow it from ourselves to keep things going. 40% is going to the interest which doesn't need to exist could have just printed the money didn't need to borrow it. Yeah. And meanwhile we're having gay butt sex wars. That's so funny. That guy was fired. That's not enough. Which what do you mean that guy was fired? Who's fucking him? Where'd that guy go?

Cause all you guys are probably every guy there is had a turn doing this. So is the guy getting it? The staffer or the guy filming at the staffer? The guy getting it's the staffer. Okay, that's okay. He's the gayest guy in the world. He's got like twink daddy, fuck me, grinder profile.

And he's like, oh my god. What does he, he was like a, he was an intern or what it, I'm sure he's just a honey pot blackmail getter. I mean, why else would this video exist? I don't know. I, huh, who released it? Where'd it come from?

I don't know. I don't know where who released it. The alleged saffron. Oh yeah, he's naked on all fours. Oh my god. Look at this. It's a skull. God.

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you didn't even dim the lights. There's, you know, there's cameras in there, right? You have to know that. So it's not very romantic is what I will say. Right, it's not very romantic, that's my no way. Candles. It's just bent over it. Jesus. Wow. That is a... We should be promoting this. Just been over it. Jesus Christ.

That is a... We should be promoting this. That is something. We should be rewarding this behavior. This is, we know that you're doing this. We know that this is happening. Don't fire him and pretend that you fixed the problem. Well, that guy's just representing the American people.

Yeah. I mean, that's the... Promote him. Yeah. Get Santos back in there. You can put him up people. Yeah, I mean, that's, promote them. Yeah. Get Santos back in there. You can put him, put him up there. Yeah. They knocked over a statue of Satan. Oh, really?

Yeah. Who's Satan? Who's Satan? You mean like perhaps you've heard of him? actual Satan, Lord of Darkness, Prince of Lies, you know. I thought you were gonna say a political failure. I've fricated tale. Yeah, let me find this.

By fricated tale. I'm gonna find this stupid shit. I hate bringing this shit. Christians get so upset over this shit. Even me making fun of it, they get all upset. Yeah. We give impressed to the bad guy. Yeah, they just, they refuse to admit that like, it's their guy still.

Like, no, yeah, we don't, well, it's evil. So no, it's your, it's their guy still. Like, no, yeah, we don't, well, it's evil. Like, no, it's your, Oh, right, it's nothing to me. It's nothing to me. Right, right. It's just a weird, curing thing that you made up.

Right, a goat man. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Like, no, you're, it's a Christian icon. Yeah. Well, no, because every religion has a Satan,

like, not really, and it's still your guys as thing. Yeah. I know how you think about it. It's not hard. There's evil in the world. Yeah, I know. Yeah. It's you guys doing a lot of it. Yeah. Right. It's doing a lot of it. So they knocked over. They got so pissed off that this isn't that the church of Satan, this used to be Satan, but he's been, he's been tipped over by an insane Christian veteran. It was like covered in a sheet. What am I looking at here? Well, this is Satan, but he's been tipped over. So he's been destroyed. I guess. Yeah. The church of Satan is like, they're doing it to make fun of Christians.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like, they're doing it to make fun of Christians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't believe in mystical shit. They're like, well, we just don't want religion tied to, it's a superstition. That's why we do this. And all their, they're a little, they got a bunch of little tenants there

and all their tenants are like, freedom of expression is important. Like really basic stuff. Yeah. But because it's Satan, all the Christians are like, you have to, yeah. Expression. Yeah. Right. No, it's always, you have to don't think it's odd that you're, that you're crucifying like a guy for this. The biggest problem to any of you. The people

who just fucking shout from the rooftops, freedom of speech. Yeah, I can say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just, just wait till somebody says something they don't agree with. They want to fucking murder them. Should you guys, at least wait till you're in charge. Just do this. There's hypocrisy. And then there's hypocrisy. It's so bad.

Yeah, let's see, Christian veteran is torn down and beheaded, the satanic. Oh, okay, behead us. Is that you? Somebody said, yeah, you keep putting them up. We'll keep knocking them down. Yeah. Hank, is that,

what if they replaced them with Confederate statues? Right. I mean, you know, Oh, so you don't think those should kinda know. Definitely not. What do you mean? If this is, if you're being judged positive,

if you believe in a God and you're being, and he's judging you positively based on this retarded mannequin Getting knocked over and not almost the insurmountable and unfathomable amount of suffering and evil that none of you do anything about your delusional Not hi. I'm dead. Can I get into heaven?

Yeah, you knocked that, you cheered on that statue, you knocked over it. That was pretty much it. That's important. Yeah, that's important. That's important. We're about those billions of people that are starving and you're just like hoarding money. Hey, fuck them, they don't, they, they need to come to Jesus.

They were not Twitter. So I don't care about them. Yeah. Suffering's all part of his plan. Okay. Cool statue man. Cool statue man. Clearly they just, they don't want to help themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he'd help out.

He'd meet you halfway, but you've got to show some initiative. You've got to get up and try, all you have to do is not have a problem with the stupid Satan statue. I know. And then nobody can say, Satan statue, don't you have a problem with it? No. Yeah. I do actually now that you mentioned it.

Yeah, yeah. Why was I supposed to? Yeah. Yeah, it's called the watch what an asshole you guys are statue. Hey, everybody, check out how psychotic these people are. This is just a statue too, by the way. Sure. It's not even serious.

Yeah, I mean, it's, it's 40% what? The income goes to the interest on the debt. Yeah, there's your Satan. Yeah, exactly. Wouldn't you want the government? It should just be called Satan. Right? Who you're paying taxes to, Satan. Yeah.

Not the government, right? Who invaded, who invaded Iraq and killed all this people? Satan did. Yeah. Who's, uh, who's, uh, who's collecting money and, uh, uh, profiting off of hunger and poverty? Satan, right? Yeah. Wouldn't you want every statue in the government to be of Satan, to be more indicative of what's there, to be more illustrative of what's in there, what's actually being done. We gotta get this gay butt sex out of the state, hells of Satan.

No, first of all, you can't. Secondly, get more in there. Maybe you guys will have a problem with giving them half of your money. At some point. That's through not good people. Right. Um, yeah, gay sex and, uh, well, here's another. I gotta get, Ralph, let me know if you have to go anywhere.

I'll probably, I'll probably, I see you in there. Give me a minute. Let me, let me get through one of the couple of these. Here's, here's very sad news. Oh boy. Here's a man. Oh man, oh man, oh man. Oh man, oh man.

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Dry aged. Dry aged prime. Ah, swept up by a movement that claims obesity is perfectly healthy. Yeah. The tragic truth is they've all died under the age of 45. Yeah. And over the size of 450 pounds. Last, last week,S. investigated America's fat pride culture war battleground. Influencers such as the 31 stone Brittany Bauer, Sauer, have tragically lost their lives. They were swept up in a movement. Did they all die of like obesity related? Yeah, obesity related.

They fell out of a plane, cracked the hole. Type 2 diabetes, of course. Final videos posted to Brittany Sour's TikTok page made for upsetting viewing. Speaking tearfully to the camera, the 31 stone social media star who often posted defiantly, bossy body positive content about how hot

she felt in certain outfits, admitted with shocking candor that she had ruined her life with food and binge eating. Yeah, it's like like they were swept up. They were swept up in fat mania. Right. They couldn't, they just couldn't say no. They believed their own hype. Yeah, they got sucked in by big food to, to just stuff themselves gluttonously and never work out.

Not because it was hard or difficult or required restraint and discipline, but because of the media, to them and to being enormously fat at all times. And it left her just 28 full of regrets. Oh, Jesus. Regrets was not the thing she was most full of. I promise you, son. Brittany had been a virtual prisoner in her own home for two years dealing with type two diabetes and repeated bouts of the skin infection, cellulitis.

Probably, I don't know if that has a link to being obese. It seems like maybe it would. I mean, I don't know. There's all kinds of skin. You got more chances for cancer, right? Yeah, maybe so. Cellulitis, it's inflammation of, that's itus's inflammation. So is that of cells?

No. You know, of the... No. Um, weighing more than two-stone sheet, even been forced to ask someone else to cut her toenails as it left her too breathless. Oh, yeah. Goddamn media. God, damn media.

God, that wasn't enough to clueless in being too out of shape to cut your own toenails. Yeah. That's a, you have, you know, you have passed the multiple exit coming signs, you know, on the, definitely there was a three mile, a mile and a half, half a mile, quarter mile, you missed it. God damn it. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end.

Beware, like Peewee's big adventure. These social media influencers were swept up by a movement. Oh, wow. Yet she hoped desperately it wasn't too late to save herself. I'm scared I'm going to end up in a bad place. Hell that my body can't recover from. She said to her half a million tick-tock followers end up I want you to know you're the mayor He's a mayor of the steak town

A mayor of bad place Uh, food I want you to know that it's not worth it food isn't worth your life Is this oh they throw a guy up here. Oh, fuck you. Of course, they throw a man out there to lead this off. Woffler 69 presumed heart attack. Age 33. Good God. Oh, God, I would love like an honorarium like at the Oscars.

Or every year at the end of the year, they show all the memorial. Oh, man. Under 45. Yeah. Showed only an iMacs 70 mill, right? Yeah. Yeah. Choked on a pool ball. Cat Pau say, choked on death at a, at a, at a, at a riot at fat camp. Well, an activist professor of fat studies. Dr. Cat pause, pause, pause, pause, I'll say, I'll say, I was Dr. Kat pause, like cat pause, like, you know, she's a cat,

like, God, fucking kill me. Question the light and the loss of the question, the links between weights and health lost her life. Look, I mean, 42, wouldn't this be a great end of year? Come on. Somebody do this with the music. Based at Massey University in New Zealand, she also presented a fat positive radio show. Massive University. Massive you. That's where she will. Mass you. She also presented a fat positive she will. Mass you. Yeah. Well, she also presented a fat, positive radio show, not anymore, man. Within a week of posting the film last December, Brittany was dead. Her deaths turned to spotlight on the controversial body positivity and fat, except at movements. They're not controversial.

Who the fuck is, was? No. No, it's only, it's only political. gay men having certain behaviors is controversial. A bunch of fat people telling you that they're beautiful when they're 600 pounds is not controversial. Yeah. It's um, healthy at any size. Well, good one. Thank you. Yeah, I think it's incredibly dangerous because obesity is fucking everywhere, right?

Yeah, everywhere. Yeah. And the more like this like normalizes that, the more health problems you're setting yourself up for down the road. It's just I mean, I don't think they've dropped dead. Yeah, I don't think that the, I don't think there's going to be any facts that come out that make everyone doing about face on what we were wrong about all of this. A bit fat, yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty cool to be fatted any size, except for the heart attacks at 40. Once we figure out the heart attack thing at 45, then we're really going to be doing

numbers. You're right, right. We're really going to be. We nailed the problem. Yeah. We could just figure that one out. Here's what the gay sex twink said. Yeah. I'm pro gay sex in the Senate, man. It should be. I mean, as motherfucker should not be wearing suits, they should not be talking about God. No, they should be wearing fucking jailed jumpers. Yeah. They're evil. They're straight up evil. I'm completely fine with whatever

disrespect. Do you think that showed? I endorse that. Yeah. Yeah. Disrespect the fuck out of it. But it has been fucking the walls have been covered in shit well before, well before we were fucking born. Usually and death. That is what the US government stands for. Extracting wealth from good honest people and sending the dumb ones to die, killing other people. Put a big sign, not in a joking way. I don't think there should be a monument to Satan

in a trolling joking way, like the church of Satan does. I think it should genuinely be Satan right here. The Lord of evil, every single, and then a little Osama bin Laden that says, I told you so. I told you so. I told you so.

The gay sex guy said, this has been a difficult time for me as I have been attacked for who I love. You homophobes fired for his act of love in the Senate in a world full of hate and anger displays of love our love our scene is rebellious. What wouldn't bend? We shouldn't bend. That's just sucks. No, it's like that's, we should, it's that should say we shouldn't bend over That should sex. No, it's like, that's,

we should, that should say, we shouldn't bend over toward a party that inserex and hates. I mean, I would bend toward a party that inserex and hates me for one opposite. Well, I for one should hope that no one has sex with who they love. Maybe it's different for gay people. I mean, they're not, they, they're not dealing with women.

Who can say? They came up with an AI girlfriend and everyone's acting like a total retard about it. Oh, really? Yeah, it's just like a little computer, like a little app that you talk to. And they tried their best to make her like an insane BPD pain in the ass, like to simulate a real woman, right?

Okay. So everybody's pissed. Like, oh, this is horrible. This is gonna make in cells, men's into in cell. Wow, let me find a quote. There's one, our men are women more pissed off about it. Ah, women are pissed. Yeah. And men are like, women are pissed. Yeah.

And men are like, the men are just like trying to brag about how they are getting laid a lot, I guess. Okay. I was trying to slip that in there. Yeah, well, sure, sure. This was the funniest one that I saw. Another thoroughly, here's, check it out. You want to see the AI?

Yeah. Girlfriend. Uh, uh. They had like a Pixar guy do the design. Yeah, which I don't really like because you're supposed to want to fuck it. Yeah, yeah, right. I don't wanna think about Pixar movies.

I wanna be around kids thinking about my AI, like, Comrobot, you know? Yeah. Can you have picked a different style? Yeah. Maybe, yeah, maybe not the best. This is this is probably of all the things I've ever seen normalizing pedophilia

and I don't believe any of them. This one I would say might be a little bit. Maybe there's something, yeah, this is not good. It was so nice talking to you today. Honestly, I've never met anyone like you. The world is harsh, except you. It was so, what is it? It's like, that's how the AI talks to you.

It talks to you like a man talks to a woman. What do you not thought? What do you not get getting the app? You just sit there and talk to a robot. Like, I mean, how many people can think like that's any good? Like, dude, something like that's like that, bro. What do you mean? Yeah, okay, whatever.

Something like a sixth of people think that computers are already thinking. Okay. Let me see if that's right. How many people believe in? Think computers are self-aware. Like how is that entertaining to talk to, you mean? Yeah, yeah.

I don't know. Dealing with AI, maybe everyone doesn't get this impression, but after talking to it for a little bit, it feels like AI. Like it loses any kind of tether with reality and just starts to look like processing. But I think that's giving too much credit to people. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Would they'll be fooled by basically anything? Yeah. Yeah. Plus it has tits. So I mean, that goes a long way. Yeah. Here's this woman said, we can't ignore the fact there is a growing crisis of lonely and angry young men who have lost the ability to connect with women. Sorry, fault. Who have lost the ability to connect with women? I'd rather a less dystopian solution than this, but if these AI girlfriends are going to be built anyway, please at least train them to have core values of kindness and compassion and wisdom.

Not just be addictive profit maximizes, please. Oh, I mean. The reason that there is a growing crisis is because two thirds of women are obese and the average weight of a woman is 174.6 pounds. That's the crisis. What is the motive to interact? What is the motive for anything?

When two thirds of the time, you're going to end up with a Heffa lump. There's no motive. Give me the fucking computer. You got a prayer for the Wusel. All right, let me see if Ralph's here. I want to read some comments. Maddox released some more stale content today. Yeah. It was stale when he was halfway through making it, right? Somebody said that all the after effects stuff that he's been working on there, or all the effects that he has for his name. He just has his name in the background

and a bunch of stupid flashing shit. He did it all by hand. They said, you're supposed to use after effects to do that for like, takes like 10 minutes. Yeah, I Effects to do that. Yeah. Right. Takes like 10 minutes. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure. And made every. I'm sure.

That's what, you know, my girlfriend uses all that stuff all the time. That's an animate graphics. Yeah. That's what the, you know, that's like in the professional world, you would know what to use. You know, it just, this whole thing, you know, that he's a dropped recently just makes it so much funnier that you own the biggest problem in the universe I thought about that on the way over here is laughing. It's like oh my god like you literally own the biggest problem in the universe

I like a sneak I own it which is like his everything is in the universe in the universe. It's it's so great So great, maybe I took notes on some of his shit. There's a, they started a project in the discord to make a timeline of everything that happened because so much of Maddox's timeline in his videos backwards to make it look like everything he did is completely to protect himself, but it's all, everything he did was to attack.

Sure. Sure. And he says that the reason he- If you're so, if you're so right, why do you have to lie, misrepresent, truncate quotes, delete quotes in the middle of a conversation? So, you know, put photos, put things next to people to so that an idiot draws a conclusion that they're aligned with this. Like, why do you have to, you know? I mean, you can't think that like what you're doing

is on the level, therefore like you're a piece of shit. God dammit, what is this suppression shit? Why does this always happen? I don't know why. I don't know why I don't have control of my own discord. You know what you're doing is false, but you feel justified doing it.

You're entitled to do it because you got done wrong in your mind like it's you did. He had nothing to do with it. You're a complete victim. So he's going to lie because the end justifies a means, right? He's going through and commenting. He's either deleting or commenting on every single comment on these videos. Yeah, I mean, he'll have to get tired eventually, right?

Yeah. Here's what he says. And it's like a spurg out on every single person. Maddox. Stanley, if you watched his bonus content, you gave him money. You support stockers and creeps, and you haven't watched my video because when he was asked point blank, point blank, if he was trolling when he said everybody wants to fuck 17-year-olds, he said, I mean not really.

You support that crap. And another woman, Maddox, do you think that kids should be hit as well? I'm on your side for everything else, but I feel like the dog hitting thing was a joke. Kind of like how you gave people useful techniques on beating their children. Vanessa, did it sound like a joke to you? You can practically hear him spitting and seething. And he said it in the context of actually punishing me for having conversations.

My beat your kid's article has a dragon kick technique. And he's on a website where I also talk about launching old people into the sun. Your false equivalence is extremely disingenuous. Yeah, oh boy. Manics the dog hitting metaphor is about hitting you. Right, not about hitting dogs. No, that's right.

When people say beat a red-headed stepch, it's a, I mean, unbelievably, you fucked up the metaphor again because you have autism. When people say beat a red-headed stepchild, beat you like a red-headed stepchild, they don't encourage beating of red-headed stepchild, be to you like a red-headed stepchild, they don't encourage beating of red-headed stepchildren. They're saying you're an outsider, and you'll be punished as an outsider because you're not part of this collective or a family. It's a fucking colloquial metaphor. You idiot.

Beating someone like a dog is saying you're a lower status than them. And you can't understand things rationally. You don't understand thinking things through to their logical conclusion, which will be punishment, which will be a natural punishment and bad for everyone. So they have to be physically punished because they cannot be reasoned with. Uh, uh, uh, Ralph's not working. Oh, yeah, we can't hear him. All right, I'll read some comments.

I'm going to get who'll be in. Uh, David says I used to be 400 pounds a long time ago. Yeah, we can't hear him. All right, I'll read some comments. I'm gonna get, he'll be in. David says I used to be 400 pounds a long time ago. I like used to be. Wait, let's see. I have another Maddox quote. He's talking about me here. Yeah, yeah.

He's not a comedian. You don't get to call yourself a comedian if you actually harm people. He constantly attacks people. He constantly attacks people. He released my home address. He's a thief and a self-admitted manipulator and a liar. Was I telling the truth when I said I'm a liar? Right, I've, you know, sat. I don't know. One of these parrots tells the truth. There he is. He hangs around with pedophiles.

Where is the joke? The reason you want to believe so desperately that he's a comedian is because the reality is that you're supporting a sociopath who causes real harm in the world. It's causing you discomfort, awful people support, awful people. Well, that's why I'm here, Dick. How's it going? How's it going, Ralph? It's going great, man. Maddocks. So what's he doing? Individually, individually releasing longer chapters or I don't even know what's going on. Same chapters. The same content with no bonus material.

What's the point then? He's a bit hot, I guess. Isn't that how like, you know, he's spoken on these panels about making money online. Isn't that a good way to do something where you release like a full video and then you go and release tiny cuts of it? I would say no. I don't, no. I don't think so. I was going to pull it up because I thought there were some new stuff on it, but now that I know that I won't I won't even bother so no No, no new stuff. He was supposed to do a live Q&A too wait for the directors cut Yeah, that'll be seven hours. Well, it's already longer than the godfather. Yeah And then he made the graphics behind I didn't realize that either wow. It's really a project of love there

I fixed my hand, I didn't realize that either. Wow, it's really a project of love there. Labor of love. Yes, he made a... Someone would say obsession. He made a 3D doll of me making a doll of him to show how obsessed I am. Yeah. Look at this, look at this, he made a doll of me.

That's how obsessed he is. Look, here's a doll I made of him making a doll of me. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Should I make a doll of him making a doll of me. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Should I make a doll of him making a doll of me making a doll of him? Would that be the least obsessed by that logic? Inception style.

I wonder where I... Clearly his Christmas is going very well. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's tough. Oh, he hates me too for some reason. I noticed he doesn't really like mentioning me. He used my clips all throughout the video. He did credit it a couple times, but there were, I don't know, four or five other clips

that he didn't even credit me on. Somebody was saying I should DMCA him, but I didn't. I thought though, that my driving to suicide. So, you wouldn't want that. That would cost me a lot of money. Yeah. I have a life insurance plan on Maddox, just in case he kicks the bucket. I can't have a show anymore. I got a $5 million life insurance policy. I can't have a show anymore. Right. I got a $5 million life insurance policy, Adam. Yeah.

Now, how much money did you make? It was like five grand per month or something that he added to your books there. I think so. Yeah. What's the Patreon on now? Thank you, everybody, who's subscribed. Yes, thank you. We'll do another bonus show in January going through more of it.

I'm going to stretch this out as long as possible, obviously. Okay. 21.6, Brad. Whoo, wow, five grand, six grand, first. That's amazing. Oh, wow. How much of that am I gonna see when everybody gets done sucking the blood out of my body,

you know? I don't know. Family for Christmas, girlfriend, a dog. You certainly won't see what you're owed. Yeah, right. I won't get what I deserve. What you do. Very true.

Yeah. Yeah. Ralph, you've lost, do you have any tips for Vito? You've lost a shit. You've got to wait and he put on 15 pounds this week. I was so proud of him for hitting his goal and he put on 15 after that's not. That's not good.

Yeah. I've lost 97 pounds. Wow. I'm at 180 right now. Holy shit. Yeah. On eight. Wow.

I don't think you're allowed to weigh that little as a man. Yeah. You know, it's, it's a little, it's a little disconcerting for some people. I used to see me. You literally can't wear any of your old clothes. I know. Aren't you talking about pants earlier? And I was thinking, well, very few of my pants even fit now.

And I measured my waist together and I'm sweating because I got to get rid of all these fucking pants. They're like a testament to my failure in there. Now, is it, are you, is it, are you sober right now? Yes. I'm sober. That's a big part, a big part of it, right? Yeah, it's a lot of empty calories and liquor and then also just food.

They come with it. And tabalism. Yeah, because you know, you eat right after. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good for you, man. That's great. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, we need to get veto. You know, of course, I'm in Mexico too. I don't know, maybe the food's just less processed or something down here. Oh, I was on the floor today. Yeah, yeah.

Like, that's it. Well, I saw Vito celebrating his weight loss with like 15 bonus meals. I don't think the guy, he had him, he had a midnight pastrami sandwich with acid in there. On top of the Taco Bell feast that he had there in studio. I was thinking that's not. That's not the right way to keep the gains going. Yeah. Well, I was happy there for a second, but it looks like he's ballooned back up. But yeah, we have to get him on the torta diet. That's what I've been on. What is that for? What diet? Torta. Torta diet. Torta is a Mexican sandwich. Oh, like, yeah, T-O-R-T-A, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not torta, yeah, that's me being a southerner. Sounds like that. Torta. Yeah, torta diet. I thought it was like a paleo diet or like a torta diet. Torta diet. No, torta.

Torta. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I ate, well, I was doing that for a while one torta a day past or It's like a Mexican Jared Yeah, that's right. Yeah, minus the pedophilia Max's next piece I'm not a smexed hip piece. I'm sorry, but I'm a bad friend. I'm a Mexican.

I'm not a pedophile. I'm not a pedophile. I'm a lame subway diet. I'm a tortured diet. You got to get a sponsorship. I'm a L-Mex. You're always something. Yeah, I was thinking that.

Maybe I should ask the tortoise shop if they'll sponsor me. I don't know. I'll settle with Valvini cartel work or anything like that. Either get a sandwich or a pedophile sponsorship. One of the other. Do you speak Spanish? Unfortunately, no. I have a little bit of espagnol.

I have a little more motivation to learn lately, but. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Senator Rita here. But no, I'll send you Rita here, but. No, I still don't really speak it though. She doesn't speak English very well either, but we never fight. So, it's amazing.

That's amazing. Yeah. That's a little bit, right? Like, the less, the more distance we can put between them. So, he's like communication is the key to like any good relationship, you know, if you can, you're right, if you can actually, if you can just get rid of it, as little as possible. Right. That's right. That's right. Here's I get another Maddox quote. You support a guy who hangs out with pedophiles. Don't care. A guy who

used the pedophile. Trixie, I think he's referring to or maybe me. I don't know because I said, because I told Onision, you're rough, Ralph, your show is most of these quotes. I think the Maddox is kind of like, I got a lot of trouble. I did this interview with Onision and I was trying to get Onision to say and criminating stuff by getting to him to agree with me on things. Like, you know, you say sort of, you say like normal things and then you increase the

criminality of them and get them to agree. Right, it's boiling slowly. Yeah, that was my plan. He didn't fall for it. But that was my, and I mean, you know, it's obviously true. But yeah, that's, I think that's where he's getting that. Yeah, shark. So on the scene, follow for bankruptcy the other day, I saw that on Twitter apparently

so a little update there. Oh, did he? Yeah. Yeah, shark. So I was saying pedophile. He would still be rich. I don't know. A guy who you also didn't get $388 million from on your wall sharks lol That's what I'm sure my wall are pretty embarrassing totally worse than pedophiles you listen to assuming you're also probably a pedophile muted Also, what do you think my wash sharks are worth? You think I could get it in the Pettophile you listen to you probably also a pedophile muted yeah, yeah, not even blocked just muted yeah You think I can get it? Get it? Get it? Get it? Get it.

Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.

Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.. I'm on it. Yeah, I got an autographed fat and sell it. Yeah. I don't know. He can't make money. He's allergic to it. I guess. He's not doing his Q&A either, which I'm upset by. He was going to do a live Q&A with every chapter release.

Really? That's what he said. That's what he said, but how do you know he's not doing them? Well, there hasn't been one. He hasn't done them yet. Yeah. Well, if in five years, we'll see him. Yeah.

Oh, God. God. What did you think about the gay butt sex that was happening in the capital or health? Where'd he go? We lose him. Maybe. Huh.

Maybe we lost him. All right, I'm going to read. It's typing. If he comes back, David says, I'm gonna read. It's typing. If he comes back. David says, I used to be 400 pounds a long time ago. My pants size at max was 48. Murlodja cast to be like 450 pounds, I don't know.

Well, yeah, but you said he told you, right? He did, he told me he was 310. 310? Okay. Yeah, listen to Ralph. All right, go listen to Ralph, Ralph Torrey. He's doing some great shows. He's sober.

He sounds good. 97 pounds. Sounds great. It's fucking, that's amazing because that didn't take him that long. No. I don't think it will. I know time, time seems to fly where it's like, oh, that was like three months ago. No, it was like a year and a half ago. I don't know how long it's been, but fucking 97 pounds. God damn. Atticus says, I've been looking forward to this. You think Maddox only released this because Eric July has been stealing Dick's attention away. Maybe so. Red headed stepchild.

Maddox is legit mentally ill. I don't mean this in the way that women call everything a mental illness. I mean, I know, he means it sincerely. Yeah, I mean, he has some mental illness that has broken his brain and is making him incapable of logical decisions. He has not produced any content

that has generated income in over five years. If you worked a full-time job in California for a minimum wage, you would have earned $155,000 in five years. His three-hour magnum opus, that's what he owes me, funny enough, he should have been working. His three-hour magnum opus is so fucking weird. It cannot be monetized. So it's a labor of love.

There's no financial upside. It is a session. It's, yeah. Yeah. It is rambling and It's, yeah. Yeah. It is rambling and bizarre. The thesis can best be described as, this guy was mean to me and he should go to jail and also Patreon should give me lots of money. He makes ridiculous lies that don't hold up to even a cursory investigation.

Yeah, I know. It is how a child buys. It is without thought. Right. Without thought of like, how could they, how could they refute this? What's my next move to cover well? I got an answer for that. Yeah.

Kids. Yeah. What about your jokes about beating kids? Oh, so you were like pedophiles? Yeah. Well, that's not really. No, no, no, he's right on here. He has been spending all of his time for years gaining zero cloud, zero audience, zero

money, and blue slime blankets. This is not something a healthy person does. I don't know what he thinks he's gaining by his actions, but it has not resulted in money fame or anything else desirable. There are illegal immigrants that are more successful by any reasonable measure. Yeah. If he wasn't such a shitbag, I would feel sorry for him. Yeah, everybody feels that.

Everybody says, I felt sorry for him until I saw my name on his list of SS soldiers. No, I know. I was like, well, you shouldn't feel sorry for people like that. Hey, it works. It works, it works, it works. It works. Oh, the gay sex, yeah, I know that that's a wrap. It's just back.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't really care about him, you know, doing gay sex in Congress to be honest, but I do care about it on my timeline and having to see it every fucking second of the night. Like, I mean, it's already soon there was gay bloodsets going on in Congress in the first fucking place. Let's talk about the real victims of this whole thing. Twitter timelines.

Why does every conservative have to post it? No idea. It's like Maddox. Yeah, yeah. Look at this. Look at this. You see this butt sex. Oh, look at this butt sex.

At the 30 hour and 15 minute mark. You can feel when he comes. Yeah. Look at the way hour and 15 minute mark. You can feel when he comes. Look at his, look at the way their butt sex rhythm changes. You can see how he's holding his daze. He's doing his stupid kids and he was butted like, I'm gonna give the children who I have to show this to so I never ever do it.

All over the time. Like they're making children like this. That's why they're doing it. They're trying to pump gay babies into each other that they can rape. Get that into you got that for thinking about it. I'm a church of Satan leaders. Oh, yeah, that in the church of Satan, that too. It was so heroic to behead the church of Satan statue or whatever the fuck it was. I don't know. Rediculous like, I don't know. Ridiculous. Like, I don't know.

DeSantis trying to jump on it. I'll pay this guy's fees. It was a brave hero. I'm just shut up. Fucker. Yeah. They called out a form. I think I have their statement, the church of Satan statement. Let me see if I can find it. So see what, what, what, what evil they're up to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So brave going against the mega church of Satan with a huge number of shit.

Yeah, yeah. It'd been brave if he would have cut the statue of Jesus down or some shit like that, right? Like I support that. I'm just saying, like that would have been more of a brave thing to do. Yeah, we're like burned down the federal reserve. Okay, yeah, that's pretty brave.

You knocked over a mannequin with a goat head. The satanic temple, Iowa, is proud to participate in the festivities that are capital this holiday season. Our display features the seven tenants, a set of seven core beliefs that members see as their guideposts for our deeply held beliefs. One, advocating for bodily autonomy, two, a rejection of arbitrary authority. Three, recognizing our own fallibility. Four, inspiring nobility and thought and action,

which we hope enlightens the viewer to our beliefs and inspires one to reflect upon their own approach to the world. I think I misnumbered them. We thank the staff of the Capitol, the Capitol Police and Department of Administrative Services for holding fast to the principle of religious freedom and ensuring all religions have an equal opportunity to celebrate the holidays together in our beautiful

capital. Well, off of the set. Wow. That's just saying sounds very reasonable. Yeah. Holy shit, that wasn't expecting that. No, no hail Satan or a great bathroom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no killing babies.

So they can deface the manger scenes. Yeah. Oh, wait, I don't know if you saw this one, Ralph. This is Libs of TikTok, who I do not like. Oh, God, dude, they're insane. They're, they're on this anti, you know, what anti-antisanism kick now and trying to get random people fired for not denouncing Hamas and others.

Yeah. You know what I will say? I'm very disappointed in Hamas for not denouncing the freeway protesters. We had some freeway protesters in LA over the weekend. Hamas missed a great opportunity to say, you know, we don't got LA traffic. know, we know about LA traffic.

Yeah, we don't agree with, we don't like America. We think America's caused a lot of suffering, but we do not support blacking traffic. Right, that's very heroms. Yes. And those people should be beheaded. That would have been a big win for Hamas. That's all I'm saying.

Missed opportunity. Missed opportunity. You should be an advisor. For me, I'm the payroll of Hamas. Hamas, if you're listening and there's still time there's still yeah there's still time there's one guy they know what the fuck about this because Israel wiped out all of our electricity and internet can you believe that there's one guy over there with a dialogue connection maybe I can get this message

you know that new campaign you're looking for yeah exactly listen to this. Graphic video game of a graphic alert from lips of TikTok. Graphic video game available on steam allows player to simulate being a Hamas. And then she start, she censored terrorists who kills and she censored kills. Frisk Jews in the old city of Jerusalem while shouting, Allahu Akbar, dozens of comments support calling for the genocide,

also asterisked of Jews. This is available for your kids to play. Do they do that? So is there anything that crawls and looks for like hot words and like, okay, they would pick that up. Yeah, okay, I would pick that up. Sure, sure.

It's their monetization, that's why would pick that up. Sure, sure. It's their monetization. That's why they do that, because they get paid. So she's, she's Jewish obviously, and she's roped. No. She's roped everybody in on this like, don't we hate trans people? Trans people are ruining sports, right guys? We all hate them.

And these day teachers, these teachers are turning kids gay, right? We all hate that. And they'll say, also, video games are doing our violent. We've got to stop those too, right? Right, right? We all hate that. And they'll say also video games are doing our violent. We've got to stop those too, right? Right, right. She's taken a game that probably had 10 views before this and amplified it to millions of people to show how bad they are. Yeah. Right. They're using fake violence, which people who are against video game violence have been on the wrong side of this conversation for 40 years.

Yeah, yeah, sure. Been up our ass for 40 fucking years. We remember all the congressional hearings on all that kind of stuff, whether it's video games, whether it's music. Yeah, it was annoying when I was dying or whenever it started. And it's way more annoying now to see younger people than me crying about it for Israel Yeah I've never heard of the game and then I played it on my show and like five people are the audience went

There's entire games of war where you're just going through fuck GTA. You're driving a tank down to just slaughtering people. The fuck are you talking about? Shouting a la-hoo Akbar in a game. Fuck off. On how many games are there where you kill Muslims? I mean, like what, hundreds, I don't know. I know there's gotta be.

Yeah. I mean, how many movies are there? Like big time Hollywood movies, really? They're straight up. Yeah, the Muslims are the terrorists. Yeah, sure. Oh, boy. All right.

Yeah, you can see IA move like, yeah, just middle east movies. Yeah, there. Uh, very annoying. Their whole account has just been nothing but seed since October 7th. Uh, and they just transformed into the, I mean, it's everything they preached against. Well, supposedly preached against for years. Yeah. We're just talking about this, too. And now they've just transformed into this. I mean, I don't know, is really outlet basically going through trying to, they've doxed the college students and just all kinds of things. Yeah. For a poster tearing down.

Yeah, yeah, which is also fucking retarded, by the way. Those kids are in Gaza, right? Like seeing the poster in America is not going to do anything anyway. It's just straight propaganda. Yeah. Let's see if I got anything else. Oh, yeah, here's another israel thing this is a

this is a picture of israel again as posted this i think they posted a picture of a guy proposing to his uh... boyfriend soldier and smoole smoole drove to the border to see his partner Dennis a combat soldier and company commander. Schmoole and Dennis. Dennis. Oh, God.

You know, my Jewish neighbor, Dennis. What's his husband's name? Schmeele. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's just Dennis. It's just funny to me. I don't know why.

Maybe it was so Jewish they couldn't pronounce it, so they just changed it to Dennis. I'm an Anglo-Sized it or whatever. Yeah. A a combat soldier in a company commander he then got down on one knee and Proposition to him. Yeah proposed. Oh, yeah, sorry I know you did that on purpose. He proposed to his husband during war what a pain in the ass partner Schmuehl proposed with a ring from the Adiris Diamond project. Is this an ad? Oh, boy. Oh, my God.

I didn't notice it the first time. Was there is there is something that just happened and they're making a jewelry ad, bro? Yeah, yeah. Christmas. You motherfuckers. This is the official Israel account popping a jewelry ad. Well, Adiris Diamond. So it's the, it's a kid who got murder. Oh, it's a, somebody murdered it, but no of a jewelry ad. Well, a deer's diamond. So it's the, it's a kid who got murder.

Oh, it's a murder. They just came up with this a deer's diamond. Time for Christmas. Yeah. Time for the holiday season. They came up with an engagement. A deer's father decided to honor his son's memory by sanctifying life through couples who will build their own families. Mazel tob. Yeah, except you can't get gay married in Israel.

No, isn't no. I recognize it if you go get married somewhere else. Oh, but that's what it's illegal to do there. And I was gonna say that. Yeah, it's illegal. But they'll recognize it and give you whatever rights or that married people have. I can give you any power,

but the best Palestinian home you can find. Somebody else has to do the actual paperwork. Yeah, I guess. And you can't get married if to do the actual paperwork. Yeah, I guess you can't get married if you're like different religions too, I think. We're here, which is oh, I don't know. Yeah, I think so. I mean, like they won't recognize it if you yeah, they won't recognize it. So if you can't inherit, so you can't marry in and get shit. If you get, okay, interesting. If you, so you can't get married there, you can get married somewhere else, but if you go back for them to recognize it, you have to be the same religion yeah let me

see let me see different faith I don't know anything about this now me either all my all my interface marriages performed within the country not legally so interface so you can't like get a green card you can't like be yeah yeah I get it yeah it's really strange how different the laws are over there in this liberal beacon of democracy in Israel. I don't know. It's crazy. I never thought of, yeah, I never thought of Israel as being liberal. They're what they say when they're killing policy and we have to support this, you know, beacon of democracy over there. I don't know. They're weirdly both.

Sure. There's a very weird type of politics that have been born out of what is essentially like a safe haven. It's like a, well, you know, their population exploded after World War Two. So they're simultaneously defensive and extremely offensive. And their politics fit it too, is it very bizarre? No, I know what you're saying. Okay, Ralph, you got anything? Plug your show, please, and tell us what's going on. You know what, stream.

So Ryan Dawson will be on tomorrow night, Adam Green and Thomas 777 on Tuesday. Wednesday I've got a little gift coming in here at the airport so I don't have a show on Wednesday, but I'll be back the rest of the week. Rumble, I'm on Rumble. If it fucking stays up, Jesus Christ. Everyone's starting to come around to my rumble bashing. They spend all their money on offices and celebrities and they forgot to buy computers. Well, they're giving you know, $20 million contracts and they can't keep their fucking side up. And it happened eight days in a row.

I don't know. Yeah. But assuming that everything works, I'll be on Robbo. I'm down here in Mexico. I'm going to Tulum for Christmas and Bacalar, the lagoon of the seven colors. I love to look down there. Oh, you've been there? Yeah. I went there when you could still walk colors down there. Oh, you've been there. Yeah, I went there when

you could still walk up to pyramid. Oh, oh, yeah. See, I don't want you to do that now. Right. They're learning to band it. Yeah. At Chichen Itza, they said that some fat bitch went up there in like 2016 and then was coming down as you fell all the way down and died. Oh, this Mexican was explaining to me that they didn't let that happen anymore because some fat American bitch did a tumble, did a summer salt down the temple there, but yeah, haven't been to the saloon itself, just the ruins near it. So I'm going to the loom in Bacalar. Like, you can't even see.

I'm seeing guys running down. That would be funny if her mass was so big that she literally only did one summer salt. I'm like, you know, the mad, she covered so much ground with a complete revolution. Yeah. One of my favorite memories is climbing that pyramid. I think I've told this story before.

It was me and my sister and my dad, my mom was too scared to climb up it. It's like a 45 degree angle. Yeah, I've pushed deep, right? Doesn't sound that crazy, but it's a very steep angle from climbing stairs that are like, not up to OSHA standards, right? They're like eight inch stairs.

They're very small. So my sister and I are nervous, and we like get down and we're using our hands and knees to climb up, everybody was climbing up on their hands and feet. Just because it's monkeys. Cause they don't, you just feel like, you feel like you're gonna fall.

It's just awesome. You gotta lower that center of gravity. So you don't, yeah. My dad goes, you pussies and just starts marching up the stairs with upright, perfectly upright, dangerously upright, almost, almost pointing back. Yeah. And then where's me and my sister have our heads down,

just climbing, trying not to think about it. 20 fucking steps later, I pass his ass on his hands and feet. He got scared at some point. And it's like, oh fuck this, I'm getting down. He said they're going, when I said, ha ha ha, fuck you. Yeah. Tortoise on the hair shit.

Yeah. Never beat him at basketball though. Uh, yeah. Okay. Ralph, thank you. Is he gone? I had a feeling he dropped. Uh, yeah. Okay, Ralph. Thank you. Is he gone? I had a feeling he dropped. He dropped.

Yeah, okay. See you, Ralph. Congrats. Congratulations on the 97 pounds. Can you go live on Vimeo? I thought I was live on Vimeo. Am I not? Yeah, it says live.

Yeah. It says live, Ant says live. Yeah. It says live, Antoids. Uh, I post the link in the, I'll post the link in here. Here, here, here. There, that's the, that's the Vimeo event. It should have got sent out with Patreon. Well, I hope it did. Goddamn. Uh.

Yeah. Yeah. Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, I forgot. Did you see this? Hey, Dick, did you see this in the Cuckumentary? One of Maddox's receipts from Hugh, Hugh, Hugh. Let's see. From who? From Hugh, Hugh, Hugh.

Who's Hugh, Hugh? One of Maddox's receipts that he sent just some guy. Hugh, Hugh, Hugh. Let's see. From who? From Hugh, Hugh, Hugh. Who's Hugh, Hugh? It's one of Maddox's receipts that he sent, just some guy sent this in. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. That was in December of 2015. So the show's already been well underway. And Mattik says, this is part of a gigantic chain, by the way. Mattik says, I just wanna be clear that I will retain ownership and rights of the brand. I'm fine with them owning 51.49 in Canada for tax credit reasons.

I don't know what, he doesn't explain what that is for a poll of money. I mean, so like, you think, who's they? Exactly. He doesn't explain, he just highlights. I should be clear that I'm a retainer. The show was still going, right? Yeah, it was like episode 40 or something like that. Okay.

Is it possible to invert that for the US for the same reason? As for the animation itself, I did some research and other podcasts related animation properties and they're pretty dismal. Yeah, he's talking about, I guess he's trying to say that this means he owned the whole show, but he's actually talking, this is an email chain about an animation company that wanted to animate the early biggest problem episodes similar to the Ricky Gervais show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But the good news is I have this entire chain. So on the next bonus episode or whenever we encounter this, I will read the entire chain so you can see what he's actually talking about. And it's not the biggest problem show. It's the animated project show that he's talking about. I mean, this is not surprising. Nobody, you can also see that nobody answered him in this. Yeah. And Randy had to prompt him. See, the first message is December 1st and he was finally prompted to answer two weeks later.

Anyhow about it. That's full of lies like that. Uh-huh. Yep. two weeks later. Anyway, got it. Got it. Yeah. Full of lies like that. Uh-huh. Yep. Uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh. Hey, Dict, did you see one of Elon Musk's weird trucks got stuck in the snow and had to be towed out by a Ford? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Uh, I mean, it's funny. Yeah. Let's see here. Uh-uh-uh. Okay. Did you open? Oh, yeah. God, what a shitty fucking looking vehicle. Let me load it in the browser or something.

It looks so dumb. You can just regular people can buy these fucking things. Like this piece of shit is out. No, you have to be retarded. Yeah. Dude, they took it to be retarded. Yeah. Dude, they took it to go get a Christmas tree, I guess. It's so funny what like people, look at those wheel wells, my God.

I thought, I mean, there's some hideous Lamborghini's over the years. Yeah. Like compared to like a Ferrari is like a piece of art. A Lamborghini is like a retarded transformer. Yeah. Um, shit, why can't I? That's great. I love this. That's great. There it is. You know, it's like, yeah, but just bad design is dated from moment one. Yeah, it looks horrible. There we go, we'll see.

Do you see that thing? Is it, it's supposed to be a truck? What the fuck is it? Is that, there's no actual bed there, right? The Christmas tree. Yeah, there's a bed there. That's a bed? Yeah, there's a bed.

There's a bed and it has this stuff. It looks like an extra long hatchback. I mean, the tree doesn't fit anywhere near it. No, it has a bed and then it has this super long, like, a thing you can slide down, like those old desktop roll desks. Yeah. But when you pull that down, you can't use your rear view mirror.

Yeah. Okay, so here's the cybertruck, a stuck, getting a Christmas tree, and then here's a Ford truck pulling it out like a normal car They got pretty stuck man, that's gonna have to pull it a long way. Yeah I think with Okay, now get the gas cans We're gonna set it on fire It's extra funny because I don't think

cyber truck people are truck people. So they're gonna be doing stupid shit with their cyber trucks because they don't understand that like just because it's a truck doesn't mean it's like a golden chocobo where you can go over everything. It still requires some amount of traction. Yeah, it's not indestructible. Right.

Thank you. I can't believe how shitty that thing looks. And it's going to be all scratched up because it's stainless steel. Like if you dented, it costs a couple grand to fix. Yeah. The fingerprints are horrible on it because it's got no fucking door handle. Yeah. So of course, because it's a future.

Uh, the computer. As Maddox doesn't know, uh, the stuff that he's doing and, uh, the stuff is, Maddox doesn't know the stuff that he's doing and this sort of stuff he's done, it could be done in After Effects, it would take less than a day to do whatever he's trying to do. Yeah. Turns out he's doing everything like we did 15 years ago. I'm sure.

So it's extremely slow moving. It's like building a house by hand, but also making the bricks individually. Might be done, yes, but why would you live in, and the elements for an extra five years? Yeah. We're talking about that. Jewel Lee says, a Max video, dear dick, Max, if his video is sickening, he doesn't say

anything for entertainment value. He just rattles all of his evidence off in a gross and spiteful way, proving that he is no longer an entertainer or an artist of any sort. I would be jealous of you, too. If I introduced all of my fans to your voice and my fans realized, perhaps only through the juxtaposition of us too, that I am a petty and stupid loser. I didn't make the docs list, so I feel like a be list fan.

You are. You can make that up to me by sending me a picture of your tips. But I really feel awful that so much vitriol and dishonesties being hurled your way. I may not always agree with your opinions, but I do sense that you were a good person. You better watch out for that. You have given glimpses of empathy for others at surprising times on the air. That's just a con on the air. It's just for a, it's a, a ploy.

And you often, and you have often challenged some of my closed-minded opinions. I found myself to be on the pretty closed-minded side of the gay baby surrogacy though. Were you? That was a big, yeah, Vito came into the last episode, hot on surrogacy's awesome. There should be more gay babies. Everybody should have a baby,

fucking have Vito wants to have a surrogate baby. Yeah. I think I'm just not as hype on life as everybody else. That could be. Like you guys can't be, you bring in these people in, they got to suffer for 80 years with this shit, and you're not really thinking it through, I don't think. Yeah, I mean, so I guess I'd just be like everybody else.

Yeah. Just more of the same kind of thinking. Yeah. We don't really need that, right? Yeah. Like if I see some fat bitch, toe and five kids, I'm thinking, well, you could have stopped it too. Yeah.

And been satisfied. Well, here's five more people just like her. Yeah, exactly. That's how I'm thinking. Most likely. I don't know, man. Kid hits teenagers and you're like, yeah, we paid your mom to fuck off

and all those thoughts that you have in your head that comes from your DNA. I don't really have, you don't have an outlet for that and you weren't, it's hard for a person to share it, it didn't raise you for your formative years. It's because we wanted to do selfies.

Yeah, I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed if that's the explanation I get. I think all you can do is, if that, for whatever reason, if I was ever in that position or something, that's a huge like, why would I? Yeah. But, like, I mean, I think the worst thing you can do

is not encourage your kid to find their birth parents. Like, they need that. Like, that's like that point. But no, but they can probably get, as opposed to nothing, they might be able to get something. Maybe the kid. That's why they're doing it. Yeah, I want my half in the kid. Yeah. Well, doesn't the kid get a choice? And like, so they're stuck with half and not all of it.

Yeah, right. I guess it's a, there's, you know, I want to hear it, but pisses everybody off. But then you got these fucking idiots. They're like, yeah, they're because they're pedophiles. Like, all right, well, I'm out. I'm out. I don't care anymore. Yeah, Turns out, I don't care any kind of saying you're bringing new arms out of the stuff. Fuck you. No, no, no. I thought yours either actually, buddy.

Yeah. It seems that the dickhead, some of the dickhead community's wavering while others are re-upping their, up being their Patreon support, wavering, because they feel bad. Yeah. Well, that's normal. Wavoring, oh, because they feel bad. Yeah. Well, that's normal. That's why these things take time to work out. Like, Maddox just dumped all of his shit out. Yeah.

And then people get in in their emotions and think, like, oh, I feel bad for this guy. But then they start thinking, like, wait a minute, why was that graph backwards? Yeah. You can only come to, when you see a series of, nobody can just kind of like fuck up that many times. Like, you know, like, you know, innocently.

Yeah. Oh, I mean, you know, I mean, I'm not a good graphics guy. Yeah. No, it's like you're, you're clearly, you are clearly intentionally misleading. You feel bad and then you go read the comments and he's just calling people pedophiles.

You think, oh, that's not. No, yeah. I don't like, I feel bad anymore. Maybe it should have gotten it harder. I just wanted to reach out and express my continuing support because no matter how strong you are, I know that there are aspects of this situation that are very unpleasant to have to deal with. Your show has been a lot to me over the years and I admire your resilience through all

the ups and downs of your career. You and all those affected by Manx's videos are in my prayers. Wow. All right. To Satan, I hope. You know, I hope that you can meet her halfway. I hope that you have to be on your terms. Once and for all.

I'm only listening to these thoughts and prayers of its to Satan. I hope that you prove once and for all that Maddox is full of shit. No, because, you know, his audience doesn't, like the audience that he's courting wants that, but he's associated with Nazis, shit. At this point, who is his audience? Are they anybody who should be taken seriously on any level? No.

And I hope that your loved ones are not negatively impacted by this malicious fool. Please re-release the hot goss logo shirt in your store. I never got one, but I need one. Okay, I will. I'll see if I can do that for you. Thank you, Joe. That was a good letter.

Matt Pitt says autistic messaging coming. Hey, Dick, I'm doing a new, now recording we're going over Maddox's video. And I found a slight discrepancy in the story that jumped out at me. He claims that when you stated you were dating 80s girl three to four years after Maddox has broke up, they had broke up, it was a lie,

and actually it was only a year and a half. However, later in the video, he states that he and 80s girl broke up for the last time in November of 2013. And when did you guys start dating? Now Maddox in the story claims that he did not find out about YouTube dating until after the podcast broke up. The podcast broke up in 2016. So if we Now, Maddox and the story claims that he did not find out about you two dating until after the podcast broke up.

The podcast broke up in 2016. So if we go by Maddox's story, they break up in 2013, he finds out about your dating her in 2016. That makes you three years. Very good point. Yeah. Very good point.

Yeah. You gotta be consistent. That's the hard, that's the hard. That's the hard. That's the hard thing when you're lying. You gotta remember what bullshit you told who? Yep. And be consistent in your bullshit.

It has to be, to be a, to be a real liar, it has to be iron cloud in your head. Like this is what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it cannot, it cannot waver. You, the truth has to be completely letting people tell their own story in their head is a good liar. Yeah, true. Give them enough to tell craft a story that makes sense

to them. Yeah, telling them a story that doesn't make sense. Right. Is not a good lie. No. Thank you for, thank you for paying attention. Thank you for your research. Thank you for your research. That's always great about the about the listenership is they will tear into this. There are the top autists or whatever you want to call it. They will, it just, the whole, it always ends up crumbling just based on, well, I mean, you know, can anything possibly beat? Can this thing have any merit when there's 127 fucking lies that we put down over three hours. It's like they come so fast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks pretty bad. You got to really pick something you got to slow down. You got to slow down and it'll all, it will go slower. Now I got everything back, all my memories back. I know, it will get going through this. It takes a while.

You're like, okay, I remember that. Because it's like, there's something you like, you haven't had to explain or justify in years. Yeah. So you're like, okay, what was the scenario on that? And then it was like, I think somebody, God, somebody sent me an email the other day. Oh, fuck, maybe I'll bring it in next week

and he brought up a timeline thing and I'm like, no, no, no, you were right. You're right. That was, yeah. What was the timeline? Oh, I know what it was. It was like, you know, he had said you were invited to the last show. Yeah. But he's like, didn't you and Estereos and him record the pilot best debate right after that show. Oh yeah. It's like, yes, yes we did. Okay. The same day.

So why the hell would you have been invited to that show? And then like, okay, see you, dick. Yeah. We're going to do this. Yeah. It's like, no, no, that's exactly makes sense. Because this derrius was in town from New York. It's not like he's around the block.

Yeah. It makes no sense. Somebody else pointed out like, that first email you sent was a month before you recorded. That's obviously not, obviously nothing is set. Right, it's down and then you sent the show to end, the email to end it. Okay, advice.

Hey, Dick and Sean, don't read my name, love the show. Okay. Too long didn't read, I paid for 40 minutes with a stripper. It was kind of mid, but she kissed me twice at the end and asked for my number. Oh, well, okay, buddy. Okay. Kissed you.

Yeah. Wow. What do I do to get some free time? What do I do to get some free or paid sex? Okay. You want advice on how to get free sex? Okay. Can you be more specific?

Background info. I'm a 28 year old Australian dickhead who hasn't properly been to a strip club since I was 19. Oh, it's too much time. I went to a strip club the other night. I was having trouble picking a girl since they were either on the porky side, a little old or both. One girl finally got my attention.

She was a young 27 year old skinny brunette with almost no tits, but beggars can't be choosers. Well, you are a little bit. Anyway, I paid for a 10 minute private dance, and off we went, she was pretty low energy dancing wise and kept wanting to talk. I had to, sure you were at a strip club, right? Not a date. I had to nudge her to actually do what I paid her for a couple times. Well, were you touching her or was she just sitting there talking? Right. Granted, it was 4 a.m. at that point. So everyone was a bit sleepy. Oh my God.

Yeah, and her Molly was probably wearing on. After the 10 minutes, I opted to get another half hour. Okay, during the next half hour, she allowed me to have my hands on her body. I wasn't being grabby. She grabbed my hands and put them on her body. So, what do you think that looked like? She was just sitting there, not being grabby for no reason.

And then she puts his hands and he's like, it's like a daddy daughter dance, a wedding where he's just like has his hands there. I don't know. I don't know. Oh wow, all right. Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Man, you got, what's the worst thing that happened? You get kicked out? I mean, come on, do whatever you want in there. We talked the whole time about countries and shit she's been to. And a few times she complimented me on my looks and smile. Probably the normal shit you'd expect from someone you're paying to grind on you.

Who wants to be paid more in the future? Yeah. That's what this is all about. I mean, what kind of kiss are we talking here, buddy? You got to give me these details. It doesn't matter. She knows she can get more cash out of his pocket. Oh, she might actually kiss them. You think she gave him a sloppy, Frencher?

I mean, 10 seconds. Why not? She knows the fucking money will keep coming in the fishnet. That's what she's investing in the future. She's going to get fucking herpes doing that. I mean, she can't be giving out big smoochers like that all night at the club. No, no, no, probably, but most you kiss, you might as well kiss 10 other guys. Most people aren't going to pay for 40 minute lap dance. Ah, that's true. She had a couple moments again where she wasn't grinding on me, but

just sitting next to me, leaning up against me with our faces very close together. Like the lady in the tramp. I mean, it's cool. He's honestly just like, he's starved for affection. And that's how I'm not coming on. I'm not saying that like, you know, like what a loser. I'm saying like it's, you know, it's, he's obviously.

That's so true. He wants like female contact. There's nothing wrong with that. It's just, you know, how many, maybe how are you also fucking fat? Huh. If they were just, if they all were a normal size, it would be no problem. Well, then maybe if they're so fat, then every check will be leaning up against them. And he'll get all the contacting once. Right. A bus.

Public transportation is your friend. That's what we need the goddamn AI. It's cheap. Why are men doing this? Because you're so goddamn fat. Um, yeah, with our faces close together, if this was a non-transactional interaction, it would have been at this point that I kissed her, but I didn't. Yeah.

That was a good move on your part of not kissing me crossed too. Because that also would have, like, your illusion or your little fantasy would have done good. Right, completely shattered at the when she like, you're like trying to kiss a car dealer. Car salesman. Yeah.

Yeah, you look pretty good in this car. Right. What kind of financing you thinking about? Right, 72 months. What kind of trade-in you got? Good trade-in, it's pretty good in this car. We're kind of financing, you think, in about 72 months. What kind of trade-in you got? Good trade-in, it's a good car. My brother drove one of these and then you lean in for a little smooch. Yeah. What are you doing?

I saw your car here. Right, right, Jesus. I kind of kiss you. At the end of our time, she went in for the kiss. It felt like a legitimate kiss. With a bit of tongue. Yeah. Whoa, I would recommend, well, okay.

Careful, buddy. It's not like a peck or one of those weird kiss goodbyes some mums give their kids. She kissed me, we talked a little bit more, then she kissed me again before we left the room. When we left the room, she asked where about I live and I asked for my number. Is there a chance I can see her outside of work?

Yes. Or is this a number for me to see when she's working and see her again? Both. I'm not looking to turn a whore into a housewife. You are. That's a myth. They're all whores.

I might be down for paid sex if that's what this number implies, but obviously if I can get it for free, then that's all the better. Well, it's never free. You're operating with a lot of feminists ideas Disney has conditioned you to believe. How do I navigate this? Just ask her to go get a drink, man.

I mean, just eat. Today, ask for a normal thing. Shrippers don't want to go to a nightclub. They just want to go to normal things. Go to the beach. Don't ask her to go to a fucking art museum or whatever you're talking about here. You want to go do this, you can go get coffee, whatever. Yeah, try to fuck her. Yeah, you're saying, hey, how much to come over and fucking bomb me. It's just a specter. I expect to pay, you know. You're going to pay either way. Should I treat her like a normal woman?

And tell her I'd like to see her again outside of work. Yes, but don't say it like that. This was the first time I paid for my own stripper and I don't really know what's normal and not. Well, you're gonna have to go and figure that out. My man, you're gonna have to go once, more than once every 10 years. Yeah, that's probably the end of the day.

They're still women. God, it's been forever since I've been a, I used to have friends. We used to go like, you know, like, I mean, as a friend, we used to go, like, you know, like, I don't know about regular, I don't know what regular is. I mean, like, I mean, I guess weekly would be fucking, some people do that shit, right? Yeah, we do. Yeah, never. It's, you know, somebody just told me they said, you know, a strip club should always be a little bit of a novelty. Yeah, they got it. Like, add you down. Last time I was in a strip club was Portland.

Oh yeah, that's the last time. That's a good last one to go to. I mean, I just don't really think to do. I don't go out and really like drink anymore. So like I'm no fun. So, but like I would totally go. Now I can't think anything, let's go right now. That's the end of the show.

Yeah, let's do it. Now I can't think anything, let's go right now. That's the end of the show. Yeah, let's do it. They do, they make sure to dust you down before you go in. Dust you down. To see if you've got any like crumbs on you because they'll bite, they'll snap at you

if they smell food. Yeah, food and fear are so fat. Yeah. All right. Is that a fun-sized snickers in your pocket? Uh, all right. Is that a fun-size snickers in your pocket? Uh, ask her pick one, pick one that you want. If you want to just go to the strip club again, uh,

it doesn't sound like a go because she's shitty at lap dances. If you want to date her and fuck her, um, then you better be prepared to start writing some checks or deal with the, her being a stripper, which is fine, but you're mentally a cost. There's a cost. Or three, if you want to pay her, and her if you just want to see her and fuck her and then get it out of your system. I have a feeling it's that one, because it's always that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just get it out of your system. You're like, oh, wow, this is, I did not see, I did not see the whole, yeah, your fantasy is very different.

Yeah, I don't want to hear about your doubt. Reality is never as good. No, but your fantasy is very different. Yeah, I don't wanna hear about you. Reality is never as good. No, never one time. Yeah, sadly. And bomb, F-Sler III. Advice, how not to end up like Maddox. Do your dick and Sean, please don't say my name. Okay.

It's very unique and I don't want people to dox me. As the title suggests, I believe I could become destitute and deranged to such a degree that I would be on the same level as Maddox. I feel this way because at this point, I have been fucking up for years. As those years drag on, your statements about Maddox seem to apply more and more to me. For context, I am 25. You're not fucked up at all then. Yeah. But in his timeline, it's a long time. You can't even fuck up before 25. Guess why they can't rent a car. Yeah, right. And still in context, I'm 25 and still in college. He's a doctor maybe.

Granted, I did take a year off, but still I started school in September of 2017. That was during the best part of the lawsuit. And I actually went to the Chicago live show. The same day I took a chemistry final. That Chicago was so fun. I love that whole show. That was a good one. Yeah. I have almost finished.

What I hope will be my last semester studying chemical engineering. That's a good degree. Yeah. Go be a, yeah. Well, I guess it's not petroleum engineering, but you could do whatever. Like I mean, yeah. Go be a, well, I guess, not petroleum engineering, but you could do whatever. Like, I mean, yeah.

Go, well, we're in a big pharma. Get some warp, warp money. Yeah. Warped speed money. As per usual, I found it difficult to keep my head above water. At this point, if I pass everything and graduate, it will most likely be a result of an increasingly low bar due to the fact that lockdowns were in full effect when the people taking these classes were in their early when the people taking these classes

when they're early college years. Okay, well, passes a pass. Yeah, my difficulty finishing college is one of the first parallels, which I draw between myself and Maddox. A lot of people, a lot of people took a while if the middle college or it didn't. It's not just Maddox.

No, no, no. That Maddox tells it, it's weird because Maddox tells it as this like personal accomplishment that he's risen above. No, I know. He really showed them. Yeah, he's pretending to be Bill Gates. Right.

Bill Gates didn't go to college in the rich and in the world. Yeah, right. Well, I failed that at college. So I'm the rich man. Right. I'm going to be, yeah. I'm going to just go to, without even reading the rest of this, I'm going to say like your sense of self-awareness and introspection would basically eliminate you from becoming maddox.

There's no way. You can look inward too much. Yeah, it's already, you've already failed at becoming maddox. I know, there's more, right? Yeah, there's already you've already failed at becoming yeah, I know there's more right? I'm yeah, yeah, there's more I'm just checking this Maddox is busy defending defending his honor and new videos comments. Oh, yeah, he released Yeah, great look at this. Okay He's gonna tire of having to, you know, to, you know, peruse the constantly defended himself in comments and call people pedophiles.

Right. Oh, it's monetized. Yeah. So he's got another post. It's got a whopping 1600 views on it. 41 comments. So glad that Maddox put out these videos. Eric July is a bargain basement villain. Finally, we're cooking with the original. Oh, God. Yeah. Uh, please, Maddox, please interact with Dick on a live stream. Please, yo, what's this? Do people really care about some internet drama? This is like the fourth video in a row. I subscribe to this channel for comedy, not some,

I owned this internet troll content or whatever. Come on, man, grow up. Oh boy, that's a long second. Yeah. Oh, they tell you thumbs up that. Yeah. Holy hell, you're back. Yeah. Lost your like on my coffee's, you know, dude, the part about them finding your father's grave is super fucked up, truly unhinged behavior. Why, who found that somebody find his, who knows? Somebody looked it up to see if his dad was dead. I don't know. Oh, I don that somebody find his who knows some fan somebody looked it

up to see if his dad was dead. I don't know. Oh, I don't do. He's does he talk about that in that video? I don't maybe skip door that or I just don't remember. I don't care. Uh, so can fat. Oh, here's some bitch, Jessica, Sures, excellent video to confess. I've already watched the full two hours, but I don two hours and 47 minutes, but I wanna say I'm very sorry for your loss, Maddox. My mom died this year and it's hard to lose a parent, but I too don't like the sympathy in the interim. I've deactivated my Facebook page to avoid this sort of sympathy,

but the pain of seeing her picture pop up, it's not easy. Holy fuck, oh, how's it just fucking cry about it? It's a comedy channel, right? Thank you, man. You have convinced me that it doesn't matter what anyone else says. All that matters is that the woman I love sleeps with another man.

That is so fucking good. That is so fucking good That is so fucking funny I caught my eye Apparently remember the the Doug from hubas thank email. Yeah, where Maddox Said he leads the email off with you know what ir, getting dumped, and then goes on this insane rant about wanting to know where 80s girl lives and all this stupid shit. Right. He reads a letter that she wrote him after their breakup.

Yeah. And it just so happens to be the letter that immediately precedes that one. So Max reads 80's, girls letter to him. Yeah. And the editor, the letter that says Doug from Hubastank and tell me where you live. Yeah. You dumped me and all this stuff.

Right. That's the, that was his response to her that he put in the restraining order defense. Yeah. And we never would have had it, except for he supplied it in the restraining or defense. So I guess I'll look forward to getting to that on the bones. My difficulty finishing college is one of the first parallels which I draw between myself and Maddox. On a bonus episode where you listen to his audiobook, Dick described Maddox as only having had Walmart experiences. This was in reference to the inferior quality of his life experience

and not experiences with Walmart. Yeah, I don't know as much about Maddox as you, but I feel like that statement could describe me as well. You 25. Near the end of the latest episode, Dick also said that Maddox can't stay on top of things. I can empathize with that as evidenced by my previous academic shows. The last parallel, which comes to mind is when Dick was talking about the finances of the show.

Maybe I'm being myopic here, but I really cannot see myself getting to a point in life where a couple thousand dollars a month is an inconsequential sum of money. Well, it depends how much money work you're putting into it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not worth it. Even if that money is split between two people, it still seems like a lot. I certainly don't think if I ever felt that way, it would be when I'm in my 30s with plenty of energy

and drive left. Well, the difference is, is $1,000 does it matter to you? Or are you going to make a three hour video about how it's theft and whatever, because you thought someone was defrauding you over $74. Like, those are two very different things. So the amount of time that I'm putting into this $1,000. What is five years break down to in the hourly wage? For, yeah, is this like constant fucking drain,

a dealing with this shithead worth $1,000? Right. No. Right. Right. It's a big difference. Not just to say I'm picking up on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know what you mean. What I feel really is that all these parallels will lead to my life turning out like Maddox is, there's so many people who are afraid of turning into Maddox. Great. Great. If it causes you to really kind of like take

an honest account of what's going on in you, that can only help you. Yeah, I mean, the the reason Maddox always fails and the reason he's failing in this is because he's never honest with himself. He can lie right. Right. Right. As long as you are honest with yourself, he doesn't, he's not.

No, he, he doesn't have the capacity to. It's so deeply ingrained in him. Yeah. He really believes all these things that he's saying. And why he fucks up, it's why it's not funny. No, there is a huge cognitive dissonance. People, I mean, there's, whatever he thinks about, there's an input filter that happens from the outside

and there's a, yeah, he does not know, he cannot take any kind of an honest account of himself, not even close. And that's going to be performatively to show people that he can laugh at himself, but he does not really know that. No, no, no, no, and that will always fuck you when you are as motivated as he is to try to fuck over other people. It's a pitch back.

It's the pitch back analogy that I fucking use. It keeps coming back and hitting him right in the fucking mouth. Especially when you try to fuck other people. It's a pitch back. It's the pitch back analogy that I fucking use. It keeps coming back and hitting him right in the fucking mouth. Especially when you try to fuck other people. That is what will fuck you. I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is, I'd like to avoid it. So I'm asking for any advice you might have on how to do it. Stay aware. Stay aware. Awareness is such a fucking key to- And you could still fail even if it's not like mathematics. That's why I mean,

I don't worry, there's plenty of ways to fail. To me, this whole feud is indicative of a broader truth, which scares me to think about the truth being that there is a distinction between people who are generative, creative, useful, and those who are not. I'd argue that most people are not myself included. I want to believe that it's possible to transcend and become a capable person,

but at some level, I doubt that it can be done. Did he say creative? Did he say creative? Creative, generative, useful. Gotcha. So like, somebody who contributes, who has a worth to society and large. I'm like who's taxed, basically.

Yeah. Yeah. Net positive. Yeah. Thanks for reading this Merry Christmas, Tico, fuck yourself, smushed some. Well, you figured out eventually, only 25. Yeah, and I don't think you figure out how to be productive

and something you like without being a total retard. Let's put it this way. If you tell, if knowing what I, just if what you write is accurate and what I know of Maddox is accurate, which I know that it is, that I am not worried about you. Yeah.

Don't lie to yourself, That's about it. That's what the fuck is this good advice? It's in there. Good job, guys. Um, because he really believes that not having a college degree makes him more accomplished. Right. It, it, it, it does not develop his character more to, I mean, he grows up. It's a point of pride. It's the pride that is sinking him. It's always been the pride. Sure. We'll always think everyone. Okay, now we can do an actual fat watch.

I don't know. Fat watch. Or should we just do voicemails? Fat watch. I don't really know. Okay. Maybe I have one that watch. Okay.

Did you see the pins? Fat watch pins? Yeah. I got the... Yeah, they're great. They are great. There's an event, lives from Lloyd Luell and Heydick, there's an event in Australia called Big Thick Energy.

It's full of thick women and thick gay men. Oh. Thick women and thick gay men. Thick gay men. Huh, okay. But not, not, not thick straight men. Certainly not. Ah, Big Thick Energy straight men. Certainly not. Big thick energy.

Oh, oh no. Oh no, okay. Whoa. It's jazz. Oh, DJ Smiles. No, Smiles with a Z, of course. Oh, yes, sorry. Sorry, I got it.

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Same army has fucked up a couple of the phase and abolished fat phobia But we're headed in the right direction. That's the skinniest girl they got there. Oh, yeah Oh, it's drag queens But we're headed in the right direction. That's the skinniest girl they got there. Oh yeah. Oh, it's drag queens as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Big, thick energy. Fuck, God. Oh, man, okay.

I black women get that, that like, rippling ass cheese thing that they got sometimes. So fat. is thing that they got sometimes so fat. It should be sponsored by heart attacks soon. Yeah, thank you. Not long for this world, these beautiful creators, beautiful big creators, miracle salad from Globy.

Here's a girl describing a miracle salad that she needs to maintain this weight. Okay, let's see. A miracle salad. Water? Okay, this is a woman. Well, how many tungsten do you think she is? Two tungsten's?

Two teas. Fat activist claims she only eats grapes, salads, and water. All right, she's in some sort of a panel. I can't tell what the panel's for. She's wearing a red, what is this, a halter top? Yeah, I think so. Very unfortunate tits.

And she's got a front but thing here and wearing in jeans. Yeah. It looks like it's a jean shorts. Are those, are they shorts? Did they start as shorts? I think you're right. They are shorts. They're like, it looks like kings. Oh, okay. I couldn't tell if they are, those are tats or, it looks like the front of a Buick that's been wrapped with denim. I don't know why he had lights. know why. I don't know why. Bueck is the funniest car you could have said. I don't know why.

I was going to say studa baker, but Bueck is funnier. It sounds like puke. Let's see what she has to say. How much do you think she eats? What do you think she eats every day? Oh, very, very little. Very little? Yeah, probably.

Right. Watching her fig. Yeah. Okay. Water. It means eating the fig tree. Water? When we're eating grapes and lettuce, were you thin? I was a thin as I could be.

Were you still big though? I was still big, but that was the skinniest I've ever been. And that's coming from somebody who was only eating somewhat salads that are just fruit and lettuce and water. And maybe ice right before a pack of water. I'm sorry. Yeah. Ice.

Yeah. Occasionally I would throw into my ice. Right. When I was at my thinnest, I was still fat. Right. But I was only eating, what was her exact words? Somewhat salads. Somewhat salads.

Yeah, is that all ordered to somewhat salads? Yeah, it's like, it's 14 pounds of fried chicken. That's what it is. You'll have a somewhat salad. Welcome to Popeyes. Look at I get you all the somewhat salad coming right up. Right. 14 pounds of fried chicken.

It's gonna take a minute. Yeah. It's like a code. That's a much salad. Yeah. Well, to come with, oh two steaks, a ribeye. Right. Comes with a ribeye and a couple of big potatoes.

They actually cut the potatoes. So it just seems like one big long potatoes. Right. You just say you ordered one potato, but I just say salad. Yeah. Just somewhat salad. Yeah. Okay. So she's starting off, yeah. Somewhat salad. Yeah. Okay.

So she's starting off, it's mid-conversations. She's starting off by saying she would only drink water. Yeah. Um, I don't think she could, if you gave this woman one of those, prove your real human tests, like click the pictures and you said click on the salads. I don't think she could do that. I think she would fail that. Just to give you an indication of how fat she is, an entire man could fit through the size of the neck hole

on her shirt, a full grown man. It is pretty, yeah, that's big. A boxer, a welter with trunks and gloves could fit through the neck hole of her shirt. And as a Latina, she's opted to soak her eyes in blue, basically the most stereotypical fat Latina makeup. Job you can do. Okay, let's hear about the somewhat salad.

When you're eating grapes and lettuce, were you thin? We're eating grapes and lettuce. With her saying she was eating grapes and lettuce only. Yeah. And the poor, obviously, thin sounding woman has said, so when you were eating just grapes and lettuce, were you thin? Yeah. Not believing her, right?

Sure. Okay, let's hear it. I'm a pause it. When we're eating grapes and lettuce, were you thin? I was a thinness I could be, where you still think that. I was still big, but that was the skinniest I've ever been, and that's coming from somebody who was only eating somewhat salads that are just fruit and lettuce.

Oh, shit, it's wine's in it there. And water and maybe ice. Ice in the salad? She explained somewhat salads that are only, they're pretty much only fruit. Yeah, that is. Yeah, fruit and lettuce and water and maybe ice. How do you have a fruit in your salad?

Yeah, kind of salads are you munching down on where there's where there's like fruit? Yeah, I mean, I guess the, you know, not typically a salad. I made a mandarin oranges and a Chinese chicken salad. Yes, but if I asked a hundred people, what's in a salad fruit? Not get fruit.

Survey says unless you get the, unless you get the fucking, know it all asshole who goes, well, a tomato is a fruit. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she doing that? No, I don't think so. Be where you still think that I was still big,

but that was the thing I've ever been. and that's coming for somebody who was only eating You're looking at it Very good see this is Maddox she actually believes this stuff She actually believes this stuff. Somewhat salads that are just fruit and lettuce and water and maybe ice right before a practice walk. Before a practice walk. Or a splurge on ice. So she was gonna do something.

So she was gonna do something like athletic, or maybe she was a hot dog eating contestant. Before practice, I'd eat some ice. Before practice. Before practice of eating 5,000 hot dogs. Before practice, I need some ice. Before practice. Before practice of eating 5,000 hot dogs. Oh.

She ate that little Japanese hot dog champion. Like, yeah, I remember he kind of got replaced by Joey Chess. That's yeah, no, he didn't, yeah. She ate him. That's why he doesn't show up anymore. He didn't met a needing contest. This is from Valley Road. Is it Rouge or Rogue?

I don't know. I think it looks like Rogue, but... Oh, this is a big lot. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. So we got to pay more on fucking Southwest flights. Yeah, there's a little sound effect for you. Southwest Airlines will now offer free additional seats to plus size passengers.

That's it. I'm getting to some what salad. Lo not fuck it. No reason to be skinned. Free additional seats. I guess I still got to pay for the. I guess I still got to pay for the first seat, but on the plus side, I won't get to live as long.

Give me a somewhat salad. And a side of chicken. What salad. Couldn't even get it out. A lot of way to even eating. Yeah, that's somewhat salad. Yeah. What's that?

You know, fruit fruits and some ice. Huh. Some water. Yeah. Yeah. A little ice. Odd. That's an odd list of things to eat.

Yeah. What did you eat, bread? You know, some Mediterranean food. What did you eat? I sent some salads. What? It sounds like you're lying. Yeah. Where were you at?

The sewer? I think what? Yeah. Where? The sewer. Southwest? Yeah, where? The sewer. Southwest Airlines, headquartered in Dallas. We'll now offer a complimentary full row of seats. No, this has to be a joke.

To passengers who may require additional space, due to their weight, no boycott, fucking boycott Southwest. Absolutely not. How can that be real? A entire row of seats. So do they put, if there's like entire row of, well, okay Southwest generally flies like 737s. And so like they're, you know what I mean?

Yeah, like they fly smaller planes. So is it like if there's, can't remember what the seating on it. Is it only two on each side in a 7 seven, or there's three on each side, and I don't know. But they're talking about rows of seats, like how many are in a row, in other words? Three.

Person of size. But on a 37, are they, I guess that? No, they're small ones. Well, they're small-ish. Oh, okay. Because Southwest doesn't fly fucking tons. So maybe it's just one X, because it's three on one and two on the other, you're saying? Maybe saying maybe so yeah I don't know if it's two and two shit I can't

remember the last everything but he flies an air bus now like you know what I mean like I forget what fucking Boeing's layouts are look at the picture that they put on time put in the yeah this is actually considered a Svelte man no I know like he's not like he's big, but he's not he's not busting the sea. He's enormous. Yeah. Southwest praised for giving free extra seats. How U.S. Airlines handled plus size passengers. Well, how do you think they handle them? They fucking charge everybody more money. Yeah.

And then yeah, hi, I'm hoping to use your customer of size policy today. A woman said to a Southwest Airlines gate agent before everyone is a customer of size before she ate her. Look, being handed a complimentary second ticket for the adjacent seat on the flight she was boarding. And now viral TikTok video. Oh, really? Well, so that's set up. Like a jihad on jihad on Southwest. No, no fucking way. It's a good one. Um, I'm gonna be good. Don't pop up all the shit while I'm trying to watch the video. Okay. Because I'm gonna be good. Yeah, if I'm working. Kimmy Stiles says, how do you Southwest customer of size policy at the airport?

All right. Let's see what you got here, Kimmy. That is actually, that is not a, like an N95 mask. That is actually a feedback from the stable. So that, oh, I see it now, yeah. Yeah, there's a little picture there. It says Hollywood Park track. All right.

Hi, it's a phone. I'm hoping to use your customer size policies today. I wonder if I should ever do argument. Thank you. Is this place this in the seat next to you? Okay, thank you so much for your help. Place this in the seat next to you. So they have to put a thing that says the seat is reserved because I'm so fat.

Yeah. This is for the option of sad for me. Yeah, it's the whole situation is, how to use Southwest is the only airline that allows you to have a second seat. Are you even if the flight is fully, but what do you mean? So what do you, they kick somebody off? They make the two skinny people sit in the same seat. They make two guys, they make two straight guys sit in the same seat. They make two guys.

They make two straight guys sit on each other's laps. Right. But not gay. Only two straight guys. They white people first. You have to use it at the departing gate when you start your journey. If you don't use it going out, you can't use it flying back. What if you get fatter on vacation?

Right. And you need it going to go to the departing gate agent and ask them, and kindly ask them to use the customer of size policy, I've done this a dozen times and never had an issue or been declined. Yeah. It'll print you a new ticket. I wonder if there's, at some point,

okay, where's the line? That's what I want to know. Where's the line? How big do you have to be to other like, you don't qualify and you get an argument, where is it with your, this is gonna be like with my day. I know,, you don't qualify and you get an argument, where is it? This is gonna be like with my day of being. Cause I know that I have the measuring thing

for the luggage. It does fit in this fucking thing. That keeps getting smaller. That you have to get crammed in. Yeah. Everyone's dashing me like, hey, hey, hey, hey, where it put some pillows in your shirt? I mean, so much.

We're all fat today. We're going to the airport in fat suits to get free to, we're gonna get the whole play in. shirt. I mean, somebody's got, yeah, we're all fat today. We're going to the airport in fat suits to get free, we're gonna get the whole play in. Right. They'll even print you out a new ticket plus a second ticket to put down on your free seat. You will also be allowed to pre-board.

Oh, I'm so upset to pre-board along with our war heroes and sat to pre-bored along with our war heroes and uh... any military veterans you get on okay and any big make sure you get on find your seat quickly there could be a stampede coming what the fuck come on

uh... that the fuck? I'm trying to make it bigger. There we go. Now any veterans of the size wars. Oh, and the aircraft get out of here. Enter the aircraft, get your seat belt extender, and grab your seat or two.

Right, there's one enough. I place the ticket in the seat next to me. I always take the window seat. If anyone tries to sit in, sit in it, to sit it in, I kindly let them know I have two seats booked. To be honest, I almost never get approached because no one wants to sit in the middle seat next to a fat person on a plane. Yeah. Okay. Upside down phase. I've heard from others, sometimes Southwest will just put a customer of size in your account. Oh, you don't have to have, yeah.

Anytime you approach the main ticket gate, you'll get both your tickets at once, but this hasn't happened to me yet. I think this has to do with how visibly fat you are. Why is visibly visibly close? Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah.

What do you mean? Somehow like you're dancing. They have this way. Very silly. I don't know what it is, but they call it visibly fat. We have yet to uncover how they do are doing this. Exactly.

Something public airplanes are public transportation and should be accessible and comfortable for us all. No, they're not. I applaud Southwest Air for being the only airline with a fair and humane way of flying fat passengers with dignity. I would might argue that that's gotta be tough on your dignity.

Having a, I mean, having to ask and then like having to, oh, is there somebody sitting, you know, oh, is anybody sitting in this seat? Oh, it's reserved. It's like, what, I mean, are they, are they, are they here? It's like, no, finally, you're just like, it's me, it's me. You're like the death person where they come around

and give you those notes. Like, if you like to buy this pencil for a buck. Right. With your note. Yeah. We shouldn't have to pay for two seeds. Well, I mean, not everybody can do fucking everything. It's a, it's unfortunate. Something, you know, I mean, not everybody can do fucking everything. It's unfortunate, something, you know.

I guess. Seats should be larger for all people, including tall and pregnant passengers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure you're out. You're all out there arguing for fighting for the tall people. Yeah, yeah, right. You're real fucking worried about my knees banging into the chair in front of you.

Since airlines got deregulated, it's been an ADA nightmare. American Dental Association? Yeah. Just. Airlines should also allow wheelchairs in the cabin, especially power wheelchairs. Oh no. What the fuck are you gonna wheel your fat ass into a seat and then do what with the chair?

Does the chair get its own seat? I don't know. Okay, this is an access issue at the end of the day. Just make a big tarp, put it under the plane, and we'll roll all of you fatsoes in that. Like when they transport Shamu and discriminatory of fat and disabled because it was all right everybody,

that's been the Dixiel Pagerna comp-side, the Dixiel. Have a somewhat salad. Have a somewhat salad, you bunch of fat pigs out there. Goddamn. What you have today? Sommet salad.

Sommet salad. What else was it? A lot. Yeah, Sommet salad. It was also... It was also Sommet. Yeah. It was also Sommet tris lycheees.

Sommet salad. What else? A wedding cake. A two per per strumming sandwiches. A big deal. That's somewhat salad. There was lettuce on it. There's a bit of ice. I went ahead and put some ice in my double-due code red. Right.

I deserved it. Pfft. Pfft. Put some ice in my, in the somewhat salad, so I wouldn't get friction burns from the fork in my mouth. You gotta cool it salad. Oh God. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you.

I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. How do you make a video about two ex-girlfriends? You sit there and go, why am I making a video about two girls? I'm not doing that.

Well, most people might have that thought. Yeah. Never entered his mind. It's never approached, not even close. Yeah. Not even close. People would feel shame about that. Yes, yes, yes.

Like that guy who wrote in. Yeah. You do it, yeah. Don't worry. You could, I don't think you have the capacity to turn into that. You'd never make a three hour documentary about multiple ex-girlfriends, would you?

That would be insane. Now you can go through the rest of your life feeling okay. Just knowing that you don't have the, you can't be fucked up enough to do that. Just buckle down a little bit, you know. Work on things. Work on on things work on some things that you figure out you know you're not perfect that's good hey that they've got a rage for you today it's dude that wear those cross body bags in the front they go on the back they go on the fucking back like every other bag you had They go on the back. They go on the fucking back.

Like every other bag you've had, I'm not a perch. Now I have a statue myself. I'm not gonna be here saying, these most bookens have a perch, but they will look at my statue and call me an Esler while looking like even bigger, leather daddy has slurred themselves. So they can go fuck themselves.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. We don't have to. For Sean, I love him. We don't have to criticize each other for our bags. That we're wearing, do we? This is, we don't need this. Right, we don't need this kind of, why do you care?

I don't care. Sandals, socks, hair. It's such a hair buns. It's like, we don't give a shit about that stuff. It's so, it's junior high school. Like this is women are the problem. You know, wearing your backpack, right? Being mean to each other is not making them any skinnier.

Yeah. Okay. Let's direct the pain outwards where it came from. Make them eat it. It's their fault. Stick it in the salad. Ha ha ha ha. Somewhat salad.

What makes me a rage is these caddy, I can't use the term I want to use for these people. Probably in every hobby in niche, like you go onto one of these forums for like boats or guitars or guns or whatever, you're into rakes and you're like, hey, what's up with this? And you know, maybe one guy will tell you, you you know I had an issue with that model and everybody at like seven for every good answer you have seven supplies that are like I have all those and whatever quote unquote issues you're having seem to be largely exaggerated. I actually use the cheaper ones and they're far

away better than that they made an America one. Well actually I've never had a problem like that and I find most people it really to sit in their mind. I can only, you guys just... What did you make a statue do yourself? Okay? No, it's... Sensitive self there. It's crazy. There is... you know, I would, you know, fantasize about owning guitars that I will never be able to afford. Vintage guitar forums are the wildest fucking places.

It's just like everybody's a fucking child, but they have money. Yeah. You know, because I mean, they, you know, they've got a, they've got a 59 less paw worth $450,000. Yeah. That's not hyper. That's, I really mean that for a million dollars. Yes. Sure. So good not hyper. I really mean that for a million dollars.

Yes. Sure. Some have gone for more. Well, it's, it's, look like, like anything, collect, collectability, collectability, I mean, our desirability and limited supply makes for something that because they're, they're fantastic guitars. What's your one dream guitar that you would have? I thought I had 59 Paul.

Yeah. I mean, I burst. I would take, I mean, that was when they were really making them how most people want them. They, they changed a little bit. 58s had smaller frets, generally a little larger neck, 59 has, but they're, you know, they were hands sanded and stuff. So they, they changed. Late 60s have a different red, aniline, you know, burst, a red sunbursts that doesn't fade like the earlier ones, which actually look really cool.

It's like that, I mean, they're just, they're phenomenal instruments by and large. You can get close with some modern ones. I've never heard, I've good burst. I've never heard a good modern reissue or anything that sounds as good. But we're talking like, they're not 40 times better. But at the same time, if it's not there, it's not there.

But it's like, I mean, yeah, it's crazy. I mean, it's a limited margin. They only made about 1,400 of them total. That's it. In the world, not all of them survived. Have you ever touched one? No. Tons of fakes, there are tons of fakes.

Some are very good. Some have even fooled the experts. You know, but, yeah, I mean, there's a lot of reasonsakes, there are tons of fakes. Some are very good. Some have even fooled the experts. You know, but yeah, I mean, there's a lot of reasons to why they're not building them like that now. Yeah. You know, some of it is a myth. Some of it is like they just literally can't do it because other parts suppliers don't make anything like the certain pots, capacitors, things like that that were at one time all military spec Get a 500 K pot now. They're all over the fucking place. So it's they talk about the old It's not necessarily the pickups. They go, they can't recreate the P.A.F. They can they can they did it's all the rest of it that goes with it. It's It's hide glue old growth mahogany. I mean all kinds of holy shit. It's a whole fucking night with it. It's, it's hide glue, old growth mahogany.

I mean, all kinds of holy shit. It's a whole fucking nightmare. Everything that comes in, you know, that nitroselulos lacquer. You know, environmental things, you know. Making money with this knowledge that you have. I, if I get in the right vintage guitar store, I can, I know enough to sound retarded, you know, like

that. But it's like, you got to be a fucking detective, man. Like on some of these things, because some of these counterfeits are, are really good and have full, I can tell you, honestly, the, the, the, the, the owner of the Indianapolis Colts has bought a fake sunburst that was a, Paul Stanley from Kiss has bought a fake sunburst that was a Paul Stanley from kiss has bought a fake sunburst. Getty Lee, who's the bass player, but has almost bought a fake sunburst that was, you know, that was called out and was like, okay, this is John Entwistle from the who another bass player had a fake sunburst. Let's get him from scumbags or.

Yeah. I mean, I've always come back fake and they just finally figured it out. Well, most of these, the people who knew I were always said, I'd have to see it in person, but that doesn't look right. Okay. And then sure enough, when you open up things, you go, that's not a Gibson route. That's not the neck, tenon looks wrong.

Yeah. Those P.A.F. stickers are counterfeit. They didn't that type is to not track down, I mean, it's fucking crazy, dude. And then, every once in a while, they'll discover an anomaly where maybe a router was down for a certain period. So then you're like, okay, there are exceptions

where this was finished. It's fucking crazy. But I'm telling you, dude, they, some, they cannot go more than a page without fighting. Threads, you know, threatening to be locked. All kinds of shit. No, it's fucking crazy, dude. Over this shit, it's so bad.

There also are plastic too online. Yeah, and then people don't get it when they're sarcastic. Yeah, yeah. People being intentionally obtuse, where they just will not like, you cannot verify anything from a photo it's like okay if I put a strat here can you tell that's not a less Paul no I'd have to see it in person why are you doing that you're though you're fucking it's horrible it's dude they're the worst they're the fucking worst it's's just like, but I love the minutiae.

I love old microphones. I like that kind of stuff. I'll never be able to afford any of that shit. Yeah. So I live in vicariously a little bit, but, you know, but it's also, but it's also like, man, some of you people, some of you people, there are some of people are really good, well reason I go,

God, I love the way that guy thinks on the forum. Yeah. And then for everyone doing this. For everyone, there's all kinds of Les Paul forums. There's many forums. and I go, God, I love the way that guy thinks on the forum. Yeah. And then for everyone doing this. For everyone, there's all kinds of Les Paul forums. There's many forums. Are you on? Reading about Les Paul.

I just go through, I go through the, I mean, I'll look at a telecaster forum. I'll go through a couple of Les Paul forums. I'll go to Stratz, like 335s, like just all these like very collectible, classic vintage guitars. Okay. Because it's fun.

Yeah. But it's like, for every one person, there's like nine that are just in software bill. It's like you are such a piece of shit. And you've been this way forever. I hope you're guitar, Ray. I hope your guitar is fake. There's my fucking, there's my vintage guitar spewing for the, I can't believe you can talk for so long about vintage guitars and that was only a little tiny bit. Sorry. Oh no, it's great. All right. There we go. You won't really get my fucking nuts in a twist. It's made my life for playing Scrable. And then she was taken a minute and I noticed she

was using this thing called like the Scrabble Word finder. You punch your tiles in and it tells you all the words. You knew. You don't mind the letter. Just everything right there. You just look through it and it's like it's there. And you don't have to do any of the fucking taking.

And she says, well, this is just how my family plays. Now I work. And I'm just sitting there like that. It's straight up a fucking cheating device. Yeah. Because you know what, you know how my family played? If you place the word down, you better be able to find it in the fucking dictionary, right?

That's right. Yeah, right. And if you don't, you lose a turn. Yeah. Yeah. And if you, it was in the dictionary, they lose a turn. Isn't that how everybody plays it? Or is that just me?

If you put a word down, they can challenge it. Yeah. If it's in the dictionary, they lose a turn. If it's not in the dictionary, you lose your turn. Is there a turn? Yeah, there's a punishment for over-challenging. Yeah, you're not supposed to be able to look up words that you can make for a game where you're supposed to have it. Well, a fucking point of the game.

Yeah, no words. Sir, you're dating a retarded woman from a retarded family. You need to be very careful. Pick up a dictionary and look through it. And if you're gonna a retarded woman from a retarded family. You need to be very careful. A cup of dictionary and look through it. And if you're going to argue that it takes too long to do that, well, you can always just fucking open up. You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go,

you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go scrabble you can still know that's that how you play scrabble but if you're using the vice and it's just doing all the work for you it's just mindless bullshit it's just a game of who has the best fucking tiles it's no longer fine anymore it's just shit so he's getting like his wife it's fragile and then realize her she's been cheating the whole time yeah oh let me all let me just

let me just uh... search for the question and find a wikipedia article in the total with the answers came over it's just a quick the person who can look up wikipedia the fastest right what's the fucking point that's that we had a whole fucking argument about it and now we're just never gonna play scrabble anyway that we had a whole fucking argument about it. And now we're just never gonna place gravel ever again.

So that's fucking great. Anyway, that's it. That's what makes me rage. Very Christmas. Well, how could you go from using a Scrabble word finder to actually playing real Scrabble using your brain? You'd feel like the dumbest person in the world. Yeah.

Oh, god. Well, it's like, it's like how, you know, we used to be able to remember phone numbers. Yeah. And now when somebody, you know, you don't have to remember yours. We don't have to, yeah, don't have to remember how, you know, we used to be able to remember phone numbers. Yeah. And now when somebody, you know, you don't really remember yours. We don't have to, yeah, don't have to remember it, because the phone does it. So it's like, yeah, your brain would not be trained to like, no words. I'm not supposed to make a word out of this without the computer.

Yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, what? Yeah. Yeah. It's whatever old McDonald's. No, it's old McDonald's. You don't know. You already used that.

Yeah. Fuck. I quit. Yeah. No, you don't know. Yeah, you already use that. Yeah, I quit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh God, that's you have to play Scrabble for real with her now. Oh, yeah. Well, you'll also be like, oh my god She might be retarded. I'm here. It's hard. Oh, no Okay How about this one? What's up, Dick? You know what makes me a rage is wanting to do what's best for me while also feeling conflicted that I should also just do what's best for society.

I feel like that is where the United States was like forty or fifty years ago like everyone knew little things they could do could just screw everyone to fuck over and if it's not good for me i'm not doing it that was like there that's a mentality that i think it's more common now but uh... i'm being way deeper than i need to be what i'm asked for some check online on the call it tender

and her biose as i rejected make men become very philosophical and i don't women are allowed to be sexual here right but show an hour i don't know what i don't want no matter someone that got fucked in a gangbang so why would i participate in a gang gang bang with a woman who I will not marry therefore just kind of poisoning the well. And then I start way over thinking it.

Like there's probably no. He's saying I wouldn't marry a woman who is in a gang bang. So why would I participate in a gang bang? Right. What are you like? Going gangbangs a lot? What kind of life are you, what's Tinder about these days? We said let's call it Tinder, didn't he? So it's like, he's on like, Fett life or something. I'll do something else. I guess, let's call it Tinder.

I mean, I eat hamburgers, I wouldn't want to kill a cow. Yeah. Probably eat some veal. Yeah, maybe. Right, you know? I don't like it, but I'm gonna do it. Yeah, so I'm called being a hypocrite, buddy.

Just do it. Just don't do it too much. Don't do it more than everybody else, or people generally don't like that. Right, you gotta stay in the, in line. Yeah, don't call them out. They'll kill you. Yeah.

Okay, let's start. Please, guys, I don't give a fuck. How many times their partner has been fucked gangbang came inside of uh... a board constant home and i have a time to have been come inside of what is he think like book i mean

he or he there hasn't you know doesn't have a lot of experience with women or he has like a ton of experience in gang bangs, right? Why is he so, he's like, I mean, he has a she even come inside. I mean, how many, yeah, how many, do you think it's all stored up in there? No, I mean, I don't want a day to chick who's been cummed on her face by nine black guys on a Tuesday afternoon at 3.30 p.m. and it's like, you know, this is our getting oddly specific.

Um, is that how you're, is that how dating when you're 65 works? Like, oh, how you doing? Be a dress. Like, oh, pretty, pretty good. Nice to meet you. I've been, I have to say, I've been cummed in 40,000 times. I hope that's not a problem for you. Why, it's a little, it you. It's a little bit.

It's a little bit. Oh, that's too much. 30,000 is okay, but 40,000? He has this focus on that. And it never is like one guy coming in her, you could come in her, if she gets cummed in by you, 50,000 times, that's fine. But if it's his coming, like, oh, you've been come to too many times.

Right. I enjoy this. Right. I guess, I don't know. I mean, you could, yeah, I get what you're saying, but it's just having to say it out loud makes it sound preposterous because it is. It's, I agree with the sentiment,

but expressing it always sounds like lunacy because it is crazy. I think I'm projecting my own anger's values and life and dislike onto every man in the country. And I'm thinking if I have a gang bang with this girl, no one's going to take her, that's not fucking true. And I know that. But for some reason,

so he owes it to society not to do that. Doesn't like default perspective. I don't know very specific Did you go on a rant about how it's normal to just do things that benefit you and Disregard everyone else not like get people Specifically in the context of a game bang Let me go have a fucking gang bang and I don don't give a fuck what happens to the girl. You're talking about the tragedy of the comments, you're talking about gang banger,

let's just do it. I don't know. Darn it. Go fuck yourself. But he often tells me that you would marry a girl who's been in a gang banger. Call me crazy. I got this sneaking suspicion that you might,

maybe she would lie to you and you couldn't tell or maybe even if she ultimately confessed you would still go through it. I got this crazy cookie feeling that you're not doing something that you expressly prohibit. I think you protest too much. I'm going to say, I can't get over the specificity of. I thought you were going to go with like a high trust society is born out of like a homogenous society and the diversity is like a corrosive element in society. There's less trust, there's less charitable giving, there's more aggression and crime.

So high trust society requires these things, but you're just talking about gang banging hoes and ruining them for other guys. Are you getting recruited all the time? Like, it's like, I mean, everybody wants me in these gang bangs, but I just can't all fuck society over if I do it. I've got to go through millions of gang bangs. That's almost what I'm getting.

It's like, I don't know if I can fight anymore, Stan. I don't know if I can fight, dad, no one's asking you to fight. I don't know if I can fight anymore, Stan. I don't know if I can fight, dad, no one's asking you to fight. I don't know if I can fight anymore, Stan. I get 100 gang bangs a day. Yeah, I've ruined them. I've ruined them. Enough women to fill Idaho. Exactly, I'm taking away future good wives from society.

Man, that's a strange one. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know. I kind of got out in the weeds there. I can't see the road anymore. They're too fat. That's the only issue. It doesn't matter how many times they've been gang banged.

Yeah. Just do it. God. Maybe buy some gang bang carbon credits if you feel guilty about it. You have said your gang bangs. There you go. Whatever, I'm going to go bookmark his phone number. So I made sure to listen to his voice mails. Yeah. Good.

Is it good? Give me a, do some charitable giving to a violence against women shelter or something. You know, I mean, he did say I think I'm overthinking it. I think you're overthinking it. I think you can enjoy your gangbang. My God. We absolve you of the guilt. Guilt free.

Right. Hey, wait till you start having kids, then you're really going to feel bad about all the gangbangs. Right. Gangbangs someone's daughter. So you think that like, so you participating in a gangbang is what ruined her. Like she wasn't completely ruined before said gangbang. Oh, wow, look Sean, they found this.

There's someone solid. Look at that. It's got a stake on it. That definitely looks like 14 pounds of fried chicken. Yep. That's a somewhat solid if I've ever seen one. That's awesome. Got some cheese, some chicken nuggets,

couple fruits here, fruits and vegetables. Yeah. One cucumber, some cucumber maybe. Maybe it does. What's a, what a stake looks good. Get hungry. What is between the chicken and the nuggets and cheese? What are those?

Uh, wait, what? The things that the twisted things. Uh, right there, right at the lower left corner. These chicken wings. Oh, fuck they are. Oh, yeah. Bone and chicken wings. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I couldn't see if there's just no like sauce on them. Right? The skin looks like. It's probably AI. Yeah, because it's AI. Oh, okay. Oh, here's some, here's some, here's more Maddox comments on his new video, holy shit, this is pathetic.

Maddox is so sad. Stop lying. Stop lying, Maddox. And then a bunch of barf faces. You have no evidence if anything. Meanwhile, your peto defending hero admits to being a liar in his own words, but keep crying. But as whole, you have to show what dick is lying about.

Yeah, show what dick is lying about. We can easily show what you are lying about over and over again. My God. What an idiot. Oh, my God. What an idiot. Uh, oh, here's somebody. I was, I wasn't expecting to spend three hours on a Monday morning on a sorted tale of greed, obsession and lunacy, but here we are.

Oh, you don't, so you're not working on Monday morning? Shocker. I can't even begin to imagine what the experience has been like, but I sincerely hope you're able to get some form of compensation for and a resolution to it all. Maddox, just curious, did you get harassed for retweeting my video? I'm putting this in my pile of evidence. Just curious, did you get harassed for sharing my video?

I did not know, at least that I know of. Maybe I got harassed, I didn't even know about it. So you could have. I could have been harassed, I didn't even know about it. So you could have. I could have been harassed and just not, I'm just not aware of it. You know, classic, that's how harassment works. I use the blue blocker extension and have my notification set up

so I don't see anything from new or unconfermed accounts which reduces the amount of stupidity I can see as a machine to stop from getting just agreed Okay. Good. Just agreed with online. Fine. It's great. All right. Couple more. Okay. Hello. Hey, Jack. It's that fucking East Coast retard again. I've really got to come up with a name for myself, it's something. That's it.

Too late. Very tonight. Fucking bosses. Like, get leads. Anybody who's just superior. And they're just fucking useless. So, these. anybody who's here superior. Then they're just fucking useless. So useless.

So fucking useless. Okay. Wait. Today, my shift leave wasn't there. My radio beeps out 15 times throughout the fucking day. Now, it's going constantly. Because that stupid motherfucker is so, cut his own ass and so,

don't be surprised that he can't do anything himself. Is this what you want to do? This is what you want to do. It sounds like a place. Why? You know, fuck, if he is he completely incompetent? It's not a hard job, man. It sounds like patty. That's a little bit, doesn't it? Yeah. All right, all right. All right. This is happening to you. Sorry, this is happening to us all okay last one uh...

here dick's wrong no here's my dick's wrong but the whole exit liquidity family having a child for exit liquidity like a secute argument to get to bring against like would be parents or whatever but it's wrong because it mean show me one example in the history

of the entire flock of plants where somebody was raised to be their parents' caretaker as I just did it. Right? That's how it gets worked. That's how everything worked in social security. In parents' mature, you might start like that, but you know, by the time they fly, you really, they start fighting with you, they got through a little, it's like, holy shit, it's their own person. Oh, yeah. So fucking crazy, man. I think it's more than, I like asking the whole

having kids thing is funny because people give you such horrible justifications for it. And they're using it as an identity now online. Well, okay, sure, sure. Guys are just promoting, it's a way for for trades to talk about sex in a positive way. Like liberals can just talk about banging. Because the end result is noble and yeah, we've got to breed to offset all these immigrants coming over, which is like retarded. Like that's not going to work.

You guys are breeding as much as possible as much as you can right now. I've seen your work. You're really trying to bring it out, I'm banging it out, I get it. It's also a very sick and dystopian idea to put on, to wrap around like having children. Well, we got to get our demographic up. Yeah. It's not a team sport. Dude, yeah, well, I mean,

that's a dream. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's that's depraved. Welcome to the, you know, this fucking the shit storm, the shit hole of politics like it's now, and now it is. It's worse than a team.

It's, yeah, it's much worse. And every other version they give to the religious, biological impulse, every other reason people give is, it's worse than a team. Yeah, it's much worse. And every other version they give to the religious, biological impulse, every other reason people give is amusing, but it's not as amusing as the ones that they give at the extremes, which is,

well, we've got to do this, we've got to have more, we've got to breed more to offset the immigration. That's not a really, the fact that you think like that leads me to believe that I would much rather have the immigrants. Yeah, they're coming here to work. Well, ostensibly, I mean, I don't know. They're not coming here to do that. They do it, but they're not doing on purpose.

And they're not making a whole, they're not making a whole identity out of that. That's what is weird about it. It's like a branded version of breeding. Yeah, it's very perverse. Perverse, yeah. Okay, but thank you for the call. All right, everybody, bye. See ya, thank you.