The Dick Show - Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile

Episode Date: December 25, 2023

"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

We make like a star. How come they didn't make like a Star Wars Bible? Like this is what has to be in the Star Wars movie. Number one, the force. Number two, not like Sabres. And then a list of don'ts. Drape, don't rape anybody in the Star Wars. Don't even imply it.

How do we get through all three movies? Darth Vader is in there with Leah. Leah is arrested. I never once, I never once as a kid thought that Leah was gonna be raped, even by job of the hut. Even by job of the hut, I'm like, wow. Vader was in my mind. Vader was in my mind.

And I never thought, oh man, he might rape someone. You know, he just, he just, he just gonna rape this bitch. They brought in a droid with like prongs and shit when they could have easily just raped her. They could have been a rape droid, but it wasn't because George Lucas had restraint. Now, instant, oh, I'm excited for this space adventure. They're gonna rape this bitch in a barn.

What? It's kinda why I like Zack Snyder though, is he's a guy with no limit or, he's got like no idea for like the boundaries of good taste. Ha ha. How about just good Star Wars? No, I can't do any of it. Rape in a Star Wars? No, I can't do any of it. Rape in a Star Wars?

That's nuts. Making sure that we're on here. Yeah, we're on live events. We're on. We're on rumble. Yeah, I'm on rumble, baby. Am I supposed to tweet anything or is this a private? It's private.

It's private. Post it. Is it private just you and me, show? Vita, I'm not even recording. Uh oh, I might be the one getting raped here. I'm not even recording. It's I might be the one getting raped here. I'm not even recording. It's just for us. Is this thing working?

Is this thing working? I don't think so. I fucked that up before. I love the custom tick show graphics. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Maybe it's working now. Now it's working.

God damn it. All the rap talk. Everybody miss out on. Wow. It's all right. Well, it's all right. Well, you got to download the MP3 if you want the right. The MP3 have a great discussion. It was a good discussion.

A good discussion of what do's and don'ts of your, so you're directing a Star Wars. So you're directing a Star Wars. There's the don'ts. Don't put any rakes in it. I'm gonna see George Lucas as a little cartoon. It comes up on the screen. So you know, it's science fiction There's the dance. Don't put any rakes in it. When he rakes, Lucas is a little cartoon, it comes up on the screen. So you know, it's science fiction fantasy in the vein of a Star Wars film.

I know what you're thinking. You want to put a rake in it. Trust me. The Empire's back, but the early drafts of Star Wars included many people to this rapes. However, you see the looking, you're thinking rap, you see a little yada, you're thinking rap.

But guess what Big axe shows up on the screen I'm face bones, but it's George Lucas. Yeah Putting rape in the Star Wars is a bold direct hurl vision two rapes don't forget because they also try to rape Oh, that's right guy in the bar. Oh, could I forget? No, it's it's double waves in the first half. Sometimes charm. Yeah, I don't know. Second hat, the second cut, they really did focus on a rule of thirds. I was like, well, you got to do one more. You got check offs, rape over here. Where's the, you threatened to rape two

characters? The third has to actually get raped. That's the that's the rule. Like I was trying to say about Zack Snyder though, is not once Darth Vader didn't think he would rape. Job and hut didn't think he would rape lay up. Wookies never thought that not once did I think a rape was happening. Three rapes never. I think you just enjoyed fucking around with that, but I never got the idea that it was going to rape her. I mean, obviously you seem to physically incapable of it. I didn't even know if he had a winner. Yeah, exactly Moving around his weiner would be like dragging on the ground Yeah, maybe he's got something that comes out. I don't know

But see that little fucker. I'm so appreciate about Zack Snyder's that he again He has no limiter like you see people posting the screenshot from Man of Steel where they go Well, he did have a bunch of Kryptonian penis rocket ships. That's all people going, and I don't know how this happened. I'm like, were you not watching the movie that went, that's not in the movie. Like, are you fucking kidding me?

I remember watching Man of Steel and going, man, this guy's just going for it. Those are just big Kryptonian penises taking off into this guy. Rockets kinda look like penises by default. Rockets don't have a gleaming head with a fucking, whatever the, like black plugs all miles.

They do have the flared bass, yes. Also his famous quote about how Batman begins is not dark. Have you ever seen that? No, no, no. Or he's like, I saw that Batman begins there with saying, oh, it's so dark. It's like, that's not dark. He gets seen that? No, no, no, no. Or he's like, I saw that bad man begins there with saying, oh, it's so dark. And so that's not dark.

He gets to go become a ninja. That's just cool. You know, everybody wants that. He's like, if I was gonna make like a Batman movie, I wanted to be dark. I'd have him get like raped in prison. That's how my bad man felt. That is a direct quote basically from Zack Snyder.

I would have Batman get raped in prison. Man, can't you just like, can't you? That guy can't. Just have like a fun space adventure with laser swords and God and like a metaphor about God. Was that right? Was that rated PG 13? I hope so.

I think the extended cut is gonna be our, I think we're gonna get that third rape in there. Um, yeah, I don't think I'll be watching the second one. I'm hype on, I'm hype on Rebel Moon. I, I, I'm, you're just being a contrarian though. I don't know man, I could see, like what if I just like made it my whole thing or I'm just like being a contrarian? No, I'm just all in for Rebel Moon, just like all of it, I get the merch and I love the

character. You treated like Isom basically. That's right, Isom, what's your favorite part? love the character. You treated like I saw him basically. I saw it to your favorite part. This is two rapists. That's your favorite rap. Cora in slow motion defeats the rapists with her cool acts powers. With her Instagram powers.

Yeah. You can't have a chick that hot. You got to disfigure her or something. Got to give her a big scar. That would have been cool. Yeah. She looks good in the flashbacks though, and she had her like,

when she was a little kid. No, now when she was a little kid, when she was in the military academy. Oh yeah, okay. I'm like, that's kind of a better look. But she has to do the girl hair out and be a fantasy princess kind of thing. Um, here's a question for the audience.

Who is your favorite? Love Rebel Moon. Who is your favorite? I can't stop thinking about audience. Who is your favorite? I love Rebel Moon. Who is your favorite? I can't stop thinking about it. Who is your favorite? This one comes in from Maddox. Is he's obsessively commenting? You need a stinger for this.

Who's your favorite? Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. By the way, around, I've moved on while the guy you're idolizing has talked about me almost every day for over half a decade. It's been half a decade, it's been half a decade and half of a half a decade. That's incredible. Half of a half of a decade. It's been half a decade plus half of a half a decade by now.

Pathetic and rich is relative, especially when your parents buy you a house. This is, maybe I can, you can give me some insight on this one. Yeah. Maddox is obsessed with this idea that my parents bought my house. Yeah. A house, I don't know what he, does that mean they, does that mean they pay the mortgage? Or is he suggesting that they bought it in cash? Or is he suggesting that they just pay the bank for it every month?

I mean, jumping cash into a that's 3% into a mortgage would be stupid, right? Right. So what is what to him does what does buy a house mean to him? Well, what house is he referring to this house? I don't know. I don't know. So this is all like complete nonsense that he's speaking right now. Uh, well, he might he't know. So this is all like complete nonsense that he's speaking right now. Uh, well, he might, he might know, uh, I, I bought a house with my parents a while ago.

I was like a rental property. Yeah. We invested in a house. We sold it a while ago too. Yeah. Um, I assume he's talking about that without your dad coming to you and being like, Hey, I got this idea. Here's a house.

Little bit of money we can buy and flip it. Yeah. Rent it, but that was done. It wasn't a very good investment. I don't think that worked out for a lot of people. A lot of people are losing money on investment properties. You see this, if you guys got out broke even. Yeah, before COVID.

Yeah, before COVID, it was like, ah, free money. I gotta get out of this. I was, hey, these guys don't have to pay rent for two years in Newly Ayrton. Oh, man. That's, that's, that's like, Manic's don't have to pay rent for two years. Yeah.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Are we, are we anti people buying their kids houses? I don't know. Is that a negative? Oh, he's trying, what is he trying? Cause what was your response? I'm not allowed to know. Especially when your parents buy you a house. Well, somebody saying that you were richer than Maddox

and that makes him upset. Maddox doesn't own a car. Right. So, well, that's the thing. The poorer than him would be more evident achievement. Some different economic backgrounds if someone's parents have the ability to buy you a house, do it. Yeah, absolutely.

But I think you've made money yourself, obviously. Did he suit my, all your money he came from your parents? He sued my partners in my marketing company. Right. So you make money from a job. But here's the kicker. I can see why you're a fan. Who's your favorite pedophile? He's had on the show.

Oh man, that's a good question. Well, he's accused what, O'Neal Ciann, right? Oh, is that who he's saying? Well, O'Neal Ciann is one. He had a segment about O'Neal Ciann one, he had a segment about and you see on. Yeah. It has segment about Digi, bro. Sure.

And he did not have a segment about me. The bull in a China shop. As we know, Trixie kicked all the cables out of everything for no reason at the end of our show on Friday. So everyone was fucked out of super chats. I tried to be nice and say like, oh, it's not that big a deal, but you are a huge deal.

It's a huge deal. You got to learn to be careful when there's wires all over the place. You take over the place. These wires and people at home can decide whether or not. Sean comes in and out of here every week and has never once kicked all the equipment out. So that means he's familiar with where every cable is, a normal layman

Or lay woman in this case whatever comes in I'm drawing a lot the trans line at layman I'm not doing that can't do lay woman. No lay. We're not doing that and doesn't know where all the cables are Here's another I got another Maddox Maddox is just the Un the unhinged, bro. He's on a repetition kick. It's like how many times? You clearly didn't watch the video. I was like, a pedophiles and hitting dogs.

How many dogs did you hit today, pedophile? Did you dig a break from scraping cows? I knocked, did you hit with here? And you're like, I mean, you gotta pick some new stuff here and there. 20k per month, assuming it's real, which he could be pumping because someone posted evidence a while back and they got banned. What does that mean? I think posted evidence of pumping posted evidence that you're somehow inflating your

Patreon numbers. That's what he's accusing you of. Man, that's, uh, that's really insane. We've been to the live shows, man. It's not like hundreds of people don't show up. It's all fake. I think what people... I think that was at Home Depot. Here's the thing though, I've had other people question where they go, like, well, how can

it possibly be these shows? Like, you don't have a bunch of people falling on YouTube or whatever. I'm like, because there's a lot of people who want to listen to podcasts and they're not YouTube guys. You know, YouTube's a completely different ecosystem. Podcasts. It's like you just you find a show you listen. I was listening to powered Stern clips from 2008 the other day because like what you find to show you like you just will listen to an endlessly. Yeah. And you don't care and you'll just stay there for the next 10, you 20 years. Uh, uh, uh, could be he could be podcast, which nobody signed up for her ever wanted to listen to. I would give Patreon a 10% cut of my money every month, just to, that's an expensive,

just a mega $2,000. Maybe it's $2,000. Yeah. A vanity project, just to make yourself look like a big man. You don't even take advantage of it. It's not you go out and go, hey, look at my huge podcast and now I can get all these great guests. No, you bring in like slim flam, the fucking ham sandwich masterbater or like Compete

the Guy, okay? Oh, I got to reach out to Compete the Guy. You get more logic. That is a good one. Like, this would make sense if you were using like the size of your show to trick other people like with stature to come out. Yeah, yeah, true. But the fact that you only use to bring on like idiots and retards proves that no,

there's if this isn't a various thing you're doing, it's the worst plan ever. That's an average of oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh to math. Oh, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Maddox blast. Um, wow, he's given this math out. Yeah. You had to pay for the math and fuck tables. Right. Whatever his book was. Uh, that's an average of $5.

Time is 4,000 people. 4,000 supporters. Look out, Mr. Beast. What does that mean? Again, okay. It's Mr. Beast. What does that mean? Again, okay. It's Mr. Beast. It's what people don't understand about podcasts. It's like when you start listening to a podcast,

you just want every episode. So $5 a month to get an extra episode or two or whatever it is, it's like yeah. Yeah. It's half a decade of money. Yeah. People don't understand why podcast, honestly podcasts are the best kind of content you can kind of make. Yeah. You know, uh, people don't, but that people don't understand why page are like why pod, honestly podcasters are the best kind of content you can kind of make

these days because I agree. Yeah, the audiences are hooked. Look out, Mr. Beasts. And they don't leave comments on every video. How could you take a sponsorship from tamu.com? Which what I'm dealing with all week. YouTubers, YouTube commenters are just aware of the jazz. All YouTube comments are jazz. And morons. Check out this is more on. Look out, Mr. Beast. And that's generous because some pay $20 a month. Thank you. Thank you all. So it's probably 3,500 people assuming they're all real.

Where's the engagement? Why does his post bragging about 5 million downloads only have north of 100 upvotes? North? Where was your post about a... Reddit? I don't know. It would have been 10 years ago.

Because these people have lives. Why'd a post about me consistently get more engagement? Why hasn't the podcast ranked higher than my old one? Ranked where? On the International podcasting association ranking boy, you know, PPI. Why hasn't the podcast ranked higher than my old one or even best debate for that matter?

You guys are the dumbest people on the internet by far. Zero critical thinking skills. What the fuck is he talking about? Okay, so like if we're the dumbest people on the internet, why, why, why then why aren't you rich, Maddox? Why does, oh, what do all these people have more money than you? If you're so fucking smart, I mean, tell me exactly what's happening then. Okay. I think they're giving $2,000 a month to Patreon for no reason. Except to a convinced mirror logic to come on the show.

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Welcome to Dick. You want Dicky, do you love Dicky? Yeah! So we're ever to contest coming to you live from Mount Bunker Deepen. How does Steve feel? You're giving me a hosting match tonight. Okay, the 20 million. Oh man!

Joining me in studios, Vito just while the filling in for John. Hi. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, veto. So rare I get a chance to come over here and convert. You know, I've never seen you these days. So I'm so happy.

You don't have to prepare anything. No, that's nice. You don't have to come in and talk about your, you could come in and talk about your shorts while I'm doing all the work. That's true. I'm doing all the work. That's true. I get to just fuck around. You got all this preparation here. Erickshaw has been really winging out this week and I've missed almost all of it.

Just doing normal stuff with my life. His fans are really, uh, rabid right now. Yeah. It's, uh, it's getting out of hand. Is it? Well, they really want us to be like super duper upset that he settled a trademark dispute. That he started.

Yeah, that he's violating a trademark and then settled to begin with. Yeah. And they're like, you must be furious. So I'm like, you know, I kind of want to like give them some. I want to be like, yeah, you know what? Yeah, you know what? I'm so mad.

Congratulations that your internet dad settled a boring trademark lawsuit that had nothing to do with it. We gotta give him something. It's Christmas. I can't. Honestly, I'm in the giving spirit. I do wanna give him something.

I almost got you something. I, I don't know why. I'm gonna tell me the story about you almost got me again. Just as good. So thought that counts. Just as good. I don't know why, but what it is, somehow the perfect combination of drugs

and liquor sometimes I wake up like ready to get out of bed, which was this morning. So I said, oh, well, what it is, somehow the perfect combination of drugs and liquor, sometimes I wake up like ready to get out of bed, right? Which was this morning. So I said, oh my God, I'm going to go to McDonald's and get breakfast. Wow. I'm going to get too much breakfast. Wow. Nice Christmas treat for my, I'm going to do something for myself for once, you know? After doing so much for so many people.

So I get there checking the clock obsessively, checking to see if this McDonald's happens to stop serving breakfast at like 8.30 or something weird. It's 10.30, right? Well, then there's, there are dumb websites as it varies from location to location, but it could be 10.30 or 11. Like, well, that's, that's bullshit. Why did you put that in?

I don't know, come on. I'm, let it go till noon. So I get there and miraculously, I'm angrily getting my phone. I'm like, I gotta text my girlfriend, give me your fucking order, right? I pull my phone out and she's already texting me. I'm like, wow, this couldn't be going better. Christmas mirror. Couldn't be going better.

I get there, do the order and then there's one there, they're broken TV screen flashes some nugget buddies. And I said, you know what? Vito is such a nice guy for filling in for Sean. Aw. He's coming out of his way. He's easy, they're up early or he's staying up late to come over. I don't know Sean. Aw. He's coming out of his way.

He's easy. They're up early or he's staying up late to come over. I don't know what. Sure. He got me this wonderful Pac-Man that I treasured for a month now. I'm going to get him one of these pieces of plastic trash. He's got a glass of garbage. Maybe he'll give it to him on the show.

He'll probably enjoy that. Wow. So I said, hey, you know what, honey, why don't you throw a couple of McNugget buddies in there. I see them on the ad right here that you have advertising the McNugget buddies that I'm so fond of and that I love for when I was a kid. Of course. She throw a couple of McNugget buddies on this.

She goes, hold on a second. We mean hold on a second. We mean hold on a second. Not negotiating with the terrorists here. Just grabbed the McNugget buddies out of the fucking box. I'm throwing them in there. Put 50 cents on there, whatever it is, to buy happy meal toys. Like it's always has been. You can buy the toys separately.

Put it on there. Hold on. Who are you checking with? The international McNugget Buddy? She's got access to McNugget Buddy portal online. So maybe they're out of stock, right? McNugget Buddy is a hot item. Everybody wants this plastic shit.

So she comes back and goes, I'm afraid I can't do that. Well. Did you ask why or just accepted it? So what do you mean you can't do it? Just throw two McNugget buddies. I don't even care which ones they are. It doesn't matter. It's all plastic Yeah, give me the bad ones that nobody wants whatever is I don't know you got a fucking face tattoo one on there I don't think that's such a good message for kids. Give me that one the face tattoo one. I'm sure that's not a hot seller she goes

And I hear whispering, like, what the fuck am I, what am I dealing with? This has been so smooth, don't fuck me lady. And she goes, we can't, I can't, I can't sell you, I'm like, I can't sell you, I can't sell you, I can only give you, I can only give them with an adult happy meal. You have to buy the, what, the $12 meal or whatever. And I said, first of all, you have adult happy meals here.

And that's what the McNugget buddies are specifically not for children. They are for adults for some reason. No, they're not. That makes sense, though. Kids would enjoy McNugget buddies as well. Why are they keeping that experience? Adults should not be enjoying them. No. That was why I was going to buy it ironically for you. We have a whole new generation of McNugget buddy friends, I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it.

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I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. I'm gonna talk to you about it. these elements for an adult happy meal and she goes, no, it's only for like a big Mac and stuff like that. And I said, do you mean to tell me this is the first time in my life where I'm Adam McDonald's for breakfast, wishing that it was time for lunch? Is that what you're fucking telling you?

What happened? I don't said, uh, hold on a second. I have a, I have a sneaking suspicion of something. I said, okay, so you're not giving me a, McNagabody, it's Christmas, right, lady? It's Christmas. So I pull around the corner and pull up, and my God, I got a sneaking suspicion.

She comes out, I said, I knew it, Filipino. Mm, half of a whole lifetime of getting denied, vikin' and whatever, they took the nurses from the hospital and staffed the McDonald's with them where they can't give you plastic pieces of shit. That's what they're good at, is making sure they don't give you what you want. Said, lady, you've made a man,

you've made a young man very unhappy. I, yeah, you really, same as Vito. This is what he looks like. I ran you through a retarded face filter. I got a teeny cap with a spinning thing on top. This man, you have a very bad Christmas and it's your fault. Well, you know what, you don't have, I think I'll survive without a McNugget buddy. I almost spoke to the manager, but I'm like, now that's, that's gonna look even worse if I don't get that. You have to get that on video. Yeah. Karen calls the manager about, what do you mean I got a buy-in? It don't happen. It's breakfast time. I don't even have that option.

Just charge me 12 bucks for the fucking McNugget buddy then. I think if I worked at McDonald's, I feel like my job would be to just give people whatever they want because why would I do? There's not supposed to be a let me check. It's supposed to be at 50 cents. They're not limited to any capacity. I'm throwing it in the bag and go, hey, have a Merry Christmas. Just fucking do it.

God damn. You don't get any of that these days. Fuck you. Hey, Merry Christmas, lady. Merry you. Hey, Mary Christmas lady. Mary Christmas. Well, at least you got your make eye guide. I hope you choke on the dog that you're eating for Christmas Eve dinner.

Well, my true Christmas present is your girlfriend's leftover sausage McMuffin. So that's not her bites out of it, is it? No, this is my bites. Can you prove it? Can you fit it to your mouth real effectively? She has little rap bites, I know. I know.

It's okay. I won't need it on the camera, but. You can, why not? People get mad when my chew into the mic. You can move the mic when you're chewing. I guess I could, maybe I will. You're welcome for this, Max. This is all the Christmas I want. A sausage McMuffin.

It would have been great, you know. I think on the sausage McMuffin, I mean, I don't know why she does that. You just get the sausage McMuffin? Strange. It's also aggravating because it introduces a greater chance of fuck ups if some of the sausage McMuffins have no eggs and some do. Well, it just becomes, because you have the egg McMuffin, but the egg McMuffin is not,

comes with Canadian bacon or ham. Yeah. So why is it not called the ham mcmuffin? With egg. Ham, it should be called the ham mcmuffin with egg. Yeah. Because the sausage mcmuffin doesn't have egg. You have to get the sausage mcmuffin with egg.

So it's getting a little too sine film for me. But if I make a muffin, it assumes to have egg, why would a sausage mcmuffin not have egg? We've already established in the McDonald's hierarchy that a mcmuffin has egg on it okay yeah yeah yeah I see I see yeah if you say I want to make muffin but that's supposed to be egg you're just leaving the egg off. Well what happens if you say mcmuffin you get nothing they I hope they would ask for a clarification okay but you're up so you can get anything in that case. Why is the egg mcmuffin defined by having egg on it,

but the sausage muffin with egg. I honestly don't know. Why is it not called an egg muffin with sausage or is it? You could order it. Well, it's your funeral if you choose to order it like that. I think it's called the sausage muffin with egg, which is the reverse curve should be. Yeah, it should be an egg muffin with sausage.

That's important though, So it sounds very different. Like they should just call it a quiz quar. Yeah, there's something. So there's no possible way to get it confused. Let me get a clanker clank. I wish they would just outsource it to India. Yeah. Cause an Indian guy, an Indian kid on the phone

would have given me that. Macnugget, by the way. For Dan, I'm fucking sure that they are allowed to sell them. There's no way you have to order that. I should have said you have cancer. For my friend, video who has cancer on Christmas, he just got diagnosed with cancer. He's a big nugget buddies and he said before I die and fucking flow right or whatever is sponsoring these.

It's some kind of weird wrapper. Yeah, they've ruined the spirit of the McNugget buddies. They turned it into like a twerking McNugget buddy. When people said McDonald's, McNugget buddies back, we didn't mean we wanted to be like twerkster rappers. We were like the old ones like, fun little Halloween costume shit. Oh, do you own with like huge pits and like it's ass hanging out of its nugget pants?

No, not. I don't want Netflix, McNugget buddies. I just want regular like a vampire. Yeah, exactly. Like a vampire with his dick out. A bunch of tattoos. No, that's not what I want. Like Dr. Gavampire by Dr. Dre, like that kind of, like Snoop mummy, smoking a joint and

they're called McWeed McNugget buddies. No. Speaking of porn star McNNugget Buddies, you gotta get on this out of 22. Experiences putting out there. What was his request? If you're a porn star? If you're a porn star who's like super conservative

or something, you know, the full Maga guy let me know. Yeah. And I said at Dick Masterson, and I saw that. Like that tweet. Should I just become a porn star then? Maybe like what do a couple of them? Is this like my, is this my sign from God? It could be like the next, imagine you get to go in and play the Dick Masterson like original hardcore character going in less and here ladies and you're smoking a cigar and putting it out right in their eyes. Yeah, I could be the next Ron Jeremy.

You could do a lot of things, right? How come there is no like ultra conservative porn? It should be like blue-haired women being like, well, I just think there's like a million genders on you like burst down the door and you go, listen bitch, I'm gonna make a woman out of you. No, I'm not in binary and you know, like that wouldn't be a concern. A lot of anti-woke porn.

Transphobic porn. Yeah. Anti-woke porn. Anti-woke porn. That's what they want. Uh, that kind of exists, but not explicitly like you're saying. Yeah. Cause conservative people are just, well, they're too busy lying about how anti-woke

porn. I saw this dumb woman on Twitter today. I'm so proud of all my conservative brothers for not, for not not falling prey to porn and other all. There are all these guys are like commenting in there. Like, yeah, it's really hard. Like, all these are just liars. Yeah.

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episode four at time stamp 12.02 of this anime and I'm like I'm not gonna watch the fucking show but clearly you have Well, who's your favorite pedophile that favors you to have a who's your favorite pedophile contest on the show every episode Who wins the pair is next top pedophile could be you or you or even you well every week There's a new fun accusation. I saw the Minecraft youtuber dream was facing allegations. It was your parent file. Yeah. Oh, we put out a big.

I beat the allegations. He had a big allegations. Yeah. Vendicated. What's going on, Kevin Spacey? Why is he pretending to be that guy on Tucker Carlson's show? Wait, what was he doing? He's like pretending to be that house of cards guy, I guess.

He did this recently. He came back today. Oh, that's awesome. He's back to doing it. He skipped it last year. Oh, he did. Yeah. You know, he's been doing this like every Christmas as he plays the character from House of Cards kind of, but he can't, you know, for legal reasons say that it is him, but he goes, you should just say it. You all thought I was going to happen. I don't know. Uh, yeah, he's got a big Christmas surprise here. This was candid face. He went on Tucker as a whole. Our face is effectively frozen in place, if not over. We know who the can.

That's awesome. It's too late for another to get in. Some of the boardy drop get in. Get some adults back in the room. So if that means taking on the executive role, well, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for this great nation. Adults in the room, I love it.

I could see there's a bumper sticker. Is that your campaign slogan? That's not a bad idea. Look, I in the room, I love it. I can see there's a bumper sticker. Is that your campaign slogan? That's not a bad idea. Look, I think first I can't really use to stop apologizing and stiffen up. I mean, look, we've got so many people running around so much of an issue. Like gun control, important issue, but let's be honest.

The truth is, more people are killed by online trolls every day. That may be true, actually. Okay, what? I don't get it. That's what I, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, my mind is blown. Cause he's done this before.

Do you remember he was doing this? It was weird the first time he did it. When he got kicked off the show, for like, he did it. He did it twice. And then I was like, well, he probably realized I'm gonna stop doing that. But now he's just doing it again.

I will say, like, I wish they would just... Like Johnny Depp and Hunter S Thompson, now he just can't stop doing it. Yeah. I wish he could convince Netflix, like listen. Those last two-season bullshit. Let me just finish out the show. That was a slap in my face, actually. Slap in everybody's face.

The show was a good show. It was kind of going off the rails, but I was like, I at least let him finish it. I was just fun to watch him be a bad guy. Yeah, I don't do the league. I didn't even watch the final season. Then they like kill him off screen and then she takes over his own. I don't know. I didn't watch it. I boy caught it. It's like, if it's, it would be like when Peewee got, not bus got pretend busted for jerking off, they just let like cherry host the show. What was even the worst allegation against Kevin Spacey? Was that one guy?

He raped like an 18 year old man or a guy younger or track or something or was that a different guy? I don't know. But he ended up, they went to court and he beat, they're like, well, you can't really prove it. Who cares? I mean, it's not good if he did it, but hey, it's Kevin Spacey.

I don't know. I want to believe that he didn't do it. It's not like with Cosby or the amount of evidence, just keep stacking up and stacking up to the power you go, okay, you're welcome. I don't care about that either, though. Just let me watch the fucking Cosby show. You know what?

If you still selling picture pages, I'll buy that shit too. I don't care how many women he raped. I don't fucking about that either though just let me watch the fucking Cosby show you know what if you still selling picture pages I'll buy that shit to I don't care how many women he raped I don't fucking care man Well, you can watch the old ones. I'm voting for people who are literally killing millions of innocent people And I'm not supposed to watch a Cosby show because of a couple of rapes get fucked That's not my fucking problems under playing it. I didn't get raped by Bill Cosby. I know you did I a lot I would say the majority of people Fucking deal dude. It's not really a good. I Somebody along this line of whatever I'm consuming raped somebody at some point. Okay Imagine just put a price tag on it. We would have an update 5% of your all your money if you get busted at rape at some point

You got to give them 5% there's gonna get your rapes in early. Where we got an updated Cosby show. There's a universe where that happened. After the rapes? No, they like placing it. They're like, where it comes out? Where it comes out of prison, and Claire is there? They're like, oh, Mr. Hux to ball.

Well, you know, every time he tells Theo what to do, he's like, yeah, dad, but you raped a bunch of evil. And it's like, Whoa, the, dad, but you raped a bunch of evil and say, why the thing is, um, where you can't watch, you got to get the DVDs, huh? If you want to watch the cause, I guess, I don't know. Can you buy it on Amazon? The, uh, there's no digital distribution. I assume. Here's, uh, yeah, some bad news, bad news.

It's over for, it's over for Hamas says of today. No, it's over for Israel. Well, today. No, it's over for Israel. Well, you're saying, no, this is a pro-Palestine protest. Right. Pro-Palestine protesters are blocking the highway and the entrance to Chicago, O'Hare, international airport. I'm afraid it's over.

It's over. So what happened for who? There could be no more support for Palestine after this. After this, after this, I agree. After this, I agree. I agree. Hamas did not come out in disavow. They fucked, they had the chance to do it at LA.

But airport traffic on Christmas Eve, they got to disavow that right away. And they missed it. This is the scumiest, most horrible thing. Like, if somebody pulled out a gun and killed all these people, I'd be like, yeah, not one person on Earth would not support that. I would, yeah, I would absolutely be like, just mow them down, these people have no souls.

If James O'Keefe could somehow get an insider in there to murder them while they were doing it, he should be canonized by the Vatican. Can we just make it legal to not shoot them with gun guns, but like how about paintball guns? Like every murder should be allowed to bring, okay, rubber bullet, sure. I think it's part of the standard,

it would next year, tire iron or whatever, everybody should get a rubber bullet gun and your only allowed to use it to shoot anyone who blocks a road. And you can beat them to death with the gun. Well,'re only allowed to use it to shoot anyone who blocks a road. And you can beat them to death with the gun. Well, that will allow you to do a little more time to pass. But I think first we can start with, you're allowed to pelt them with projectiles until they get the fuck out of the road.

It's especially annoying because everybody cries about how bad it is, right? But they can't be on social media and say that I want these people killed. I said it. I said, new commas can't be on social media and say that I want these people killed. I said it. I said newcomer moss. Just do things. That's dumb. You can't say it's a moss.

Not these people. Which everybody thinks. So they're like trying to express that without using those words. Like this is atrocious. They're costing so much money and lives. And someone could be in an ambulance. And just say that you want them to kill.

Yeah, be killed. And that you want to kill them. I saw the best argument I saw was, well, this is a hostage situation. I am unable to leave because I am being held in place by these people. Of course. And if you're taking hostage, you're allowed to kill your, your hostage, uh, takers, right? You're allowed to kill your captors.

I don't know if that's true. I think all these hostages should just get together and get themselves out of that hostage situation. What would you do if you're in the front of that in the car? Oh man, I would try to do so. Charlottesville really fucked it up. Yeah. Now you can run somebody over. That was just saying consequences. You got to have that in your mind now. If you're going to run somebody over, even if they deserve it. That happened. They don't deserve it in Charlottesville.

Uh, that's not what I was saying, but if somebody's like, if somebody has a gun right in your face, you know, it's okay. And you're like, I don't know if I can run them all. I can run them all. Charlottesville. We need to make those rules more clear. I think we need, I honestly think lawmakers need to step up and say, someone's blocking a freeway. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill them. You can kill rat. It's a rat. Yeah, it's a raccoon. They're raccoons.

And he's a human being occupying a legal roadway has assumed the persona of a raccoon and we'll be treated as such. What about Martin Luther King though? Didn't they do that? Didn't they take up a whole road? Did he? Like Selma on a bridge?

Well, he had the Million My Man march, but that was kind of like planned out, right? Yeah, but didn't they take over a bridge at one point? I don't know. Well, I wait till February and I can get in some cars on the road at that point. And they're probably really polite. They're probably saying, well, this guy's got to get through.

I can't imagine Martin Luther King, Jr. Boyle, I can't imagine. These guys are probably late for work. Yeah. They're at the lane open. This is Elmo. Elmo is dead. Yeah. Is that Elmo's right. The lane open. This is Elmo. Elmo is dad. Yeah.

Is that Elmo's dad is who he's talking to? I don't know. I don't like that Elmo has parents. I don't like that we have to see them. I didn't realize that Elmo did have parents. I thought he was a colorful streeter. I thought he was a colorful streeter. I'm taken in by the people of Sesame Street.

Is it who pays from an egg? Yeah, exactly. He's like a mutant child. Almost the start child. There's no parentage. Here's, it looks like Telly too, but that's his dad. Is Telly his dad? I have no, I did not know.

Elmo had parents. Here's Elmo learning about racism. Lost the country, people of color, especially in the black. Almost dad's black. Lost the country. I don't know. People of color. That's obviously black voice though, isn't it? I don't hear color. Really? Alright. Across the

country, people of color, especially in the black community, are being treated unfairly because of how they look their their culture. Is it Elmo kind of overselling it? Look at his eyes are fucking out. What? That's what? Is that really appropriate? Watch watch watch watch. That's his fucking mouth like a muppet. Waaah. I don't know if this is the appropriate way to be giving this message. On CNN, I guess this was.

Yeah. This was like something like, oh, son, we're going to watch a special Sesame Street. And then Fox had one where they chopped almost head off. This is so buzzer. This is what Hamas wants. Okay, but this is like, you saw the Netflix thing that everybody's mad about and they're saying they're going to play this. I'll play that next.

Let's watch the black community are being treated unfairly because of how they look. They're culture. They almost. They are. Who they are. What we are seeing is people saying enough is enough. They want to end racism. Ah!

Why is Elmo looking at me? Elmo's having prostrate. Oh man, I've been fucking up with racism now. This whole mind is shattered. It's abusive parenting. It is kind of. No wonder Elmo has so many divergent, disassociative tendencies.

What do red fuzzy people have to deal with in the Sesame Street universe? Fuck. Don't they deal with any sort of historical discrimination? They treat Oscar like shit. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Of course. What? Come on. I'm not going to end leases and true. What? Look, like, I've always, you know, there's always the thing with like the children's shows or you handle the idea of like racism and very broad strokes. Like, hey, don't treat them wrong. Different just because he's, you know, got a deformity or whatever. Yeah, okay, that's fine.

But they do that all the time. Like every cartoon is just based in racism. Yeah. That's the thing. It's like integral to cartoons is judging people on how they look. There's always a lot of goofy, Goofy weird kid who thinking of recess where the snitch kid looks like an actual rat. I'm slow looking eyes, so I'm stupid.

Right? Like cartoons don't work if you don't have that. Right. I guess I think the part of that that makes me the most upset is what he goes, you know, racism, racism. But it especially happens in the black community. I'm like, you don't need that part. Just say like racism is bad and I don't have a problem with it.

And always comes down to like trying to get to these nitty gritty like which group you gotta feel the most bad for, you know? Yeah. I'm like a kid doesn't need to know that. Just tell the kid, look, don't treat people differently because they look differently. Uh huh.

You don't have to go. And but especially the black kids. The black kids are, oh, the most. Well, why? I don't know. It's too, it's way too complicated to explain to you a four year old. So just trust me. And it's like, well, if you can't explain it to him at four years old, then just leave

that part out of it. Does Shinnon ask her get it like a rebuttal? Yeah, I'll say go, well, well, crimes to do something. Oh, no. I see a lot out here on the street. I see a lot of your dad doesn't see. Right, living in his posh, red fuzzy people neighborhood. Yeah, well, you're on Zoom calls with your dad

on your new devices. I live in a garbage can. I used to ride a bike around, but something happened to it. Okay, so that's it. What I was gonna say is that Elmo thing. Yes, I do think that is this thing you want to see This I do not love this right because it's two gay guys grooming a little boy But I don't care and it's not grooming. It's just it's like so innocuous and pointless

This is not an occupant. How is this horrible? What is so horrible about this? Let's watch it first. Let's try to figure it out. All right, I feel bad because I've never seen the, I feel like this is definitely. You haven't seen it. No, I've seen it. You haven't seen it. Yeah, I've seen it.

You haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. No, I've seen it. You haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. No, I've seen it. You haven't seen it. No, I've seen it.

But I'm saying, like, clearly this is cut out of a larger thing. Oh, yeah, they have butt sex for it. No, they fucking. 10 minutes on these. They're signed of this. So we have to assume that this is the parent, the kids. This is right after they get this kid home from the adoption agency. These two day immediately after they rip it away from the surrogate mother, that's how the cartoon starts as a mother is lovingly holding the child and they rip it out of her hands. She goes, I changed my mind.

I changed my mind but I signed a contract. They go. Because I had to eat. Coco Malin. All right. So we've cut out that scene. Can we make a fake Koko Malin? Can we get somebody to anime like this?

We can just do the voices. I know, but like we could really make the surrogate mother getting a picture of them. I don't want to get into 3D animating. That gets into the Maddox territory. I know. You'd make a lot of money for this. You just reminded me of the slavery scene from Rogue Rebel Moon or whatever it was. Which slavery scene though? Because if you ride this

dragon, I'll let this slave go, but if he can't, you're slaves. Yeah. And they say, okay. Does Zack Snyder think that's how it works? Yeah, that's how slavery works. If you ride the birds, who's going to enforce this contract? And wouldn't they just make that's how slavery works. If you ride the birds, who's gonna enforce this contract? And wouldn't they just make you a slave? Yeah, if you had the ability to make them into slaves, you would just do it. You wouldn't set a weird thing. What purpose does the empire serve

if it's not to protect, at least some individual rights in autonomy, at least provide a court system? Well, the empire in the bubble moon is stretched then, I believe they say. When it's, when Star Wars started, I got the sense that the empire was doing something. Yeah.

Like having a credit system. That's pretty important. They're keep it all right. They're keep it all right. Yeah. But now they're just kind of Nazis. Yeah. Rebel moon is a very fascinating topic.

Okay. We should have reviewed it. Let's see. It's so good. The grooming begins with a welcome melon video about it. We're assuming these are the dads. I'm gonna give them that.

The ginger dad and the black dad. And the black dad. It could be like, it could be a guy and his friend. It's not necessarily his dad's, but the shore, let's wait to see here. Let's wait to hear him talk

and then we'll make up our minds. Thing that we know. Okay. About you, you learn to get up and dance. How about you break out those moves? For your two biggest fans. What's this? I mean, a little book comes out in a two-tool and a princess crown.

That's fine. That's not a problem. It's two seconds long and then he's clearly gonna go and choose a different costume after see. He's got other stuff. Okay. They cut that out because they don't want to show you. He's gonna dress like an army guy next.

He was picking between a princess to you and a beanie cap with like a little boy thing. Yeah. Okay. Shot up. He is literally a little boy. A little boy wearing the beanie cap is not weird. Just for you.

Just for you. The things you like to do. Just for you. Just for you. Just for you. See, they cut it off there, because I assume the kid that goes and dresses in all sorts of chicks.

He's not just wearing a life of do-pravity. Okay. Every concern. Okay. Okay. So here's my problem with it. Can you reach into that closet and pull out a Confederate flag on a shirt? No.

No. So who are we just being? Exactly. What are the limits of me that I'm allowed to be oh thanks gay dads check out this Clanhood I'm just gonna wear this ironically. That's cool, right? No fucking clanhood with a Confederate flag I'm being me, bro Because I'm fucking pissed at my two gay dads. What do you think about this is this cool? Wow? I can never work again. Thanks a lot you fucking F ephslers. Thanks for these lessons you taught me.

All right. Well, I'm so little boys are not allowed to watch this and go, and they got a school and go, oh man, I saw this great show about a couple of queers, right? Yeah. Principles office, right now. What it said to be me. I just think that I'm seeing every conservative talking head tell me that this is trying to make your kids gay

and justify gay parents whatever and every single Every single response, right? I don't care. Make your kids every kid should be It is though, isn't it? I do. I feel like it is. I don't care about that part. I have to respond to this I realize I think we need some more gay normalization Why liberals want to constantly push gay kids and everything because of how pissed off it makes these guys I'm like oh I get it it's funny because it just makes these guys go fucking insane yeah I want to make a book I think oh god it's gonna judge like whoa whoa whoa whoa we are not the same

I'm gonna make a children's book called gay kids Get Super Powers and it's all about the one straight kid having to watch is all the gay kids in his class. Find out that being gay makes the magical and special and lets the world fly. Yeah. And then he decides to become gay as well. So he can access the powers. Oh, you can decide.

Yeah, you can decide. Like, prison. Well, no, it's nothing you decide. It's that every child, you know, we're all, you know, basically gay, right? I think so, yeah. And then I'm going to put out that children's book and I'm going to donate one copy to every library in America.

You could go, it's called, Dress and Drag. Gay kids get superpowers. And a pretty sure the library would go, oh, that sounds good. Yeah, we'll put that in there. You could dress up like Mimi from Duke area. That could do drag reading hour, starring Vito. Voted number one put a file on the Dixio.

I'm gonna show you. On the show. Man, I should really just take like two years off and just film like a bunch of stupid skits like that. Because I could definitely pretend to be a drag queen, write a fake children's book, and just get into a library and just like go, and then there was Billy who was straight he had no powers moving on

and all the gay kids are all the trans kids can fly and their magic and straight kids can't get nothing. And then we just need the one sound bit from a kid going well I want superpowers and I go well I mean you can see their point, right? No, I don't see their point. There's just for you. This is what it means to be me dressing up with a fucking two, two and a crowd. One kids play dress up. Okay. Like if a kid has sisters, you don't think the sisters that have been like, oh, you know, you're going to dress up, we're going to play or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then that's what makes the kid gay. But look, there's infinite, let's be real. They make a new cocomela carton melon cartoon every four hours. Okay. So like the fact that one of them has two gay dads and a kid dance around it, two, two, you go, the whole system's coming down. Like, what about the five million other fucking cartoons? There can be one about a kid with his gay dads being a fanciful little dance and boy have a have the kids bike gets stolen sure next episode now would be a good good luck to have Oscar come guest star have Elmo go well think about economic factors is

We can't possibly know who stole your bike show the dad's getting on prep how about that? I want to make the I want to make the surrogate mother, co-comal and oh god, I can't get behind that. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's singing about how much she loves her new child. It's crazy to see the right, get behind that. Like you guys are, oh this is, this is far beyond God. If you think, if you guys are, if you guys like even like

kind of a little bit think they're might like if your Pascal's wagering this, you need to rethink what you're saying. Okay, conservatives with the, it's the David Rubens. Rubens thing, right? Yeah, was there anybody else in the conservative sphere? I don't know. I mean, I don't care, but. I don't want to get lectured on God ever again while that's happening.

Well, Kevin Sorbo today says, why do atheists buy their kids Christmas presents? Checkmate. Mike, doesn't it make more sense for atheists to buy their kids presents? Right, because- You guys shouldn't be buying. You shouldn't be buying anything, because you begin feeding people.

Yeah. Like, it makes no sense for you to buy presents in winter in December. If you believe in an infinite afterlife, or all you have to do is perform good deeds for 80 years to get an infinite amount of perfect life, why do you want any earthly things of it at all? Yeah, sell everything you own and just, you know, help the poor.

It seems like you're hedging your bets, bud. Why do Japanese buy Christmas presents? Because it makes the least sense for Christians to buy Chris's presence and have Christmas trees. Right, because it's entirely secular. The fuck would a tree being inside have to do with anything that you guys believe, nothing. Well, of course, you know, atheists believe that in things being born from random chaos

at tree inside and gifts in winter is perfectly on brand. That's a good point. Yeah. I hate talking about religion. It's just like every argument is already made. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's already 100% logical that arguing over it in any way. They go, well, actually, how could something come from nothing?

Yeah, I know, I know. I know, I know. Okay. Farma, I know. I know. Uh, okay. Farma, DEI. But you know in LA, they can't ask you if they, if you know why they pulled you over anymore, the LA PD can't. That's interesting. The most annoying question ever.

Well, it's kind of, you know, I pulled you over. It's a trapman question. You're supposed to never answer it. Yeah. Well, good that they can't ask that. Yeah. When did that become a long? I think yesterday. Oh, really. Yeah. Well, good that they can't ask that. Yeah. When did that become a law? I think yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah. Finally, we won one. Yeah, because so many

people get pulled over and they immediately admit to wrongdoing where they go, well, not even wrongdoing, but just saying, was it for speeding? Is it off to go, oh, see that proves he knew he was speeding and I went to court along. Is it for all the, is it for the dead body I have in the? Is it because I killed those women in the summer of 1984 with a hatchet? Well, no, but now I wanna know more about that. Is Trump's stuff?

Do we care about that at all? I get recommended on Facebook because I've watched so many of them, all the videos of people asserting their rights to the police. Oh yeah. And I sovereign citizens people. Not sovereign citizens, like just first amendment auditors

or whatever. Oh yeah. And I have a kind of sickness for watching cops get put in their place. I'm like, yeah, you won his ID, but he won't give it to you. Have you seen the one where the guy talks to the cops like the way cops talk to people? Yeah, yeah, anything to drink today?

Where you coming from tonight? Yeah, and the cops like, where are you coming from? I'll be asking the questions. Yeah, anything to drink to, you just learn your words a little bit, because no, I haven't. So that shit's pretty good. Just you and your buddy hanging out in the car, huh? Yeah.

It's bizarre. I don't know why every police department doesn't just go, listen, if a guy sticks a camera in your face and immediately starts going, I don't have to show you ID. Maybe just walk away. Yeah. What are you going to get out of them? Actually, everybody just stay in here today. We're not doing any cop stuff. Exactly. I don't know why they can't be nice to use police officers. I'm like, why? Why not fuck with them? I don't know why they can't just fuck with them. I don't know why they can't just fuck with them. Why can't they solve any crimes?

Yeah, why don't they go do something meaningful? Here's one from Biden Trump possesses many threats to our country. Poses many threats. Oh, yeah, sorry. Poses many threats. The right to choose civil rights, voting rights, and America's standing in the world. But the greatest threat he poses to our democracy. If we lose that, we lose everything.

And here's California Lieutenant Governor tries to get, explore every option to get Trump off the ballot, off the ballot and Colorado. Well, important function of democracy. Dick is that not everyone can run for president. That's part of it. Okay. Like the guy who was already president, that's a bad one. He may have even qualified himself. Oh, okay.

Here's said for the courts to decide. It's not. It's not. You know, Ted Lou is here. USA, I'm a member of Congress. I forget what stayed a bad one. Probably nobody says if the Supreme Court does rule that the president has immunity and can engage in insurrection. So if they just say like Trump's not guilty of insurrection, basically.

So if they say Trump's innocent is what is how she's framing that, then Biden has carte blanche to do whatever he wants, including refusing to leave office to a congressman. Correct. Isn't that insurrection by his definition? Is this comment? Well, if the Supreme Court, what do you call it? So it's not insurrection. Yeah, we've trusted them to make that decision. That Trump is innocent. That doesn't mean what she's saying. Definitely doesn't mean what he's saying. The Supreme Court rules that the president has absolute immunity and can engage in insurrection. Yeah. So that's now what they're really. The court decides that Trump is innocent then Biden can refuse to leave office. That's

what she's saying. Yeah. Yeah. but that's not, that's not true. I think he did not understand the, I'm gonna hope he didn't understand the question. That's generous. I mean, look, the whole fucked up, they're trying to take our guy off the ballot. A little, a certain rule that you have to adhere to. What are those? Well, you can't try to take over the guy, and I accidentally take over the guy. I might have done that a little bit.

What the hell, put the proud boys and whoever else, and Ashley, bad, your son engine, the shaman. Yeah. That old lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of bad guys there. Look, I know it was our best. I don't know what Trump was trying to do.

That's the, that's the confusing thing. He was trying to have a rally. Well, before that though, there was like reports of like the maneuvering he was doing to, you know, again, with the fake electors. Yeah, he was, well, he was trying to get somebody to investigate fraud. Yeah, which is reasonable.

There's fraud. But he wanted to, all right. Come on, there's always fraud. There's always fraud. There's always fraud. Sure. Well, we don't know how to. Was it on a scale that could overthrow a presidential election?

We don't know. No. How do you know? Because we've, this is the most investigated topic of our modern time. You think everybody with money, there's zero investigations. The money pillow guys spent every my pillow dollar. He, you know, that guy's an idiot. So this is not our best guys.

Well, that's one of your best guys. Him, who's your best guy, Rudy Giuliani? No, those are in fact, not our best. Well, those are one of your best guys him. Who's your best guy, Rudy Giuliani? No, those are in fact, not our best, those are our worst guys. Better guys then, okay? But you said the best we got is Rudy Giuliani in the My Pillow guy and we trust them to uncover all the fraud.

And now millions of Giuliani got sued for what, $11.000 trillion. Yeah, really fuck that's why we can't have good guys because every guy we get goes out there and goes, I think there's fraud here. Liberals go, that'll be $11.000 trillion000,000. That's why we can't have good guys because every guy we get goes out there and goes, I think there's fraud here and liberals go, oh, that'll be $11,000,000 for this guy. Please, Giuliani did not go. I think there should be fraud here.

He said this 70 year old black woman is a secret, deep state election swap agent. You might be. She might be. She might be. You might be. No, Ruby Freeman has did enough. Do you honestly think that they're not my plan? You think that it's impossible to, I need to get an election as an election official.

Okay, I need to be one of these people counting ballots. And I'm going to, I'm going to make sure I do it for free, man. No, no, I'm going to make sure I get assigned to one of these facilities where there's a bunch of cameras. Right. And I'm just going gonna do a bunch of weird shit like I'm gonna like be constantly looking up yeah calling me looking over my shoulder like at certain points I'm gonna take out like the book of what is it the mason's or whatever we have mason symbols and illuminati shit that's cool I just want to ask super suspicious so that one Republican goes, hey, we should look into that guy and I go, oh, lawsuit, lawsuit! Oh, I'm gonna give you a QSB election fraud and then I got $100 million.

That's cool. It's a good plan. I'm gonna take boxes, put them on the ground, then pick them up immediately, and then split them into, and then put them back together. I'm gonna, at one point, I'm gonna have a backpack, just full of USB sticks, like 200 USB sticks, and I'm gonna stumble coming down the stairs gonna have a backpack just full USB sticks like 200 USB sticks and I'm gonna stumble

Coming down the stairs and just spill all these USB sticks all over the ground But desperately forcing them back into the bag I actually want to do that now so you do think there's, you're trying to deflect with this joke, with these jokes. I don't know what happened, but I do know that when the election happens, I want to dress like an election official. Go to polling sites and constantly drop backpacks full of USB drives. Take a dolly out of your car. A dolly.

Dude, me and you, me and you have to get a dolly. I'll put my backpacks in the sessions and I'm constantly just dumping USB drives and ballots on the street. Dude me and you me and you have to get a dolly USP Just leave them just leave them We just leave the street littered and then just have like votes on there He's like it's just as votes on the USP Text files and votes inside of them. We'll have to do that. Okay.

We'll go to jail. Well, we, I don't know. Yeah, welcome. Oh, you're going to learn real fast. What side you're on is probably. It's a pretty bit. There was that one guy who dressed up as a, he got like a UPS uniform and he was making he made like some TikTok video where he's like, here's what I do and he's just like looking

at balance. He's like, Trump, I don't think so. I'm like, Trump's behind it. That's good shit. Okay. Here's a kind of an exciting book. I'll read some comments. Yeah, we'll have to look up the laws on impersonating a election official.

There are no laws. Don't you get it? Sure. There's no laws. Kind of an exciting book. I'll read some comments. Yeah, we'll have to look up the laws on impersonating a election official. There are no laws. Don't you get it? Sure. There's no laws. You just go in and jail. Yeah. Have you embarrassed them? Well, we got a law for jail for comedy. It'll be worth it. I don't want to read this anymore. Good.

Just read comments. A phone loser says I had to stop making Maddox references for a few years because Maddox called my probation officer and tattled on me from personating him and prank calls. Nice to be able to do it. Very cool. This is this is part of Maddox being silent. I also want to find you that we have a Christmas song to listen to. Oh yeah, okay. So let's hope play that at the end. I did download it. Good. My friends, Malaritan Savior. Very good. Greek streak locks.

As more people need to see your response, the Maddox is insane. Ramblings, the video actually had a huge reach. 85,000 views is pretty nuts for how dead his channel is normally. You should edit down the stream a bit and publish that as a video response. Unfortunately, I only have Rumble. So no one would see it. I wanted to make a pop-up video version of it pointing out all the lies. Yes, so just as the video goes along and just goes, actually, the feed was transferred at this date.

Actually, this graph goes backwards and sinuating that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might go up. That would probably be yeah. Yeah, yeah. It goes up. That would probably be helpful. That would be helpful. Would Rumble take the thing as if we put it on YouTube, I think Maddox would claim it immediately. That's the problem. Rumble, on Rumble, no one would see it.

They have no discoverability. There's nobody searching Rumble. You can't search Rumble. Even, I can't even name my channel correctly. I was like, that would be funny, but I think Maddox would just go, I own Maddo, they can't do that. Even though it would be fucking hilarious to have a pop up video version of it,

that's just like directly response to all the different little minutiae bullshit. Somebody put a list, or they're putting a list together of all of it. Yeah. I can't believe, I can't believe his video series is number one still going, but number two up. It's like, it's like flagrantly violating. It's so far beyond any TOS I've ever violated. I'm shocked that it exists. And maybe that's why it does. Like you have, you have just random people getting docs here. Yeah, thousands of people explicitly calling them pedophiles, which is also against the Patreon terms of service. Like they actually are super against doxing.

So I wonder if they should keep him on just because him being on there means they can't sue him. Yeah, or he can't see that. He has to arbitrate with them. Oh, that's interesting. That was part of their legal defense. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that happened with the different creator too, like Sargon or something. I don't know what happened to YouTube channel. I swear

I used to have one. Yeah, I got you did because I had a bunch of fat guys on it with no shirt. We're going to get it back. I appeal. Again, they said no. Just keep doing it. You got to keep doing it. Maybe the fat lady at YouTube that hates me will have a heart attack and then I'll get approved. It's going to find the one guy. I don't know. It does feel like an endless just, yeah, it's depressing. Yeah, it is. Maybe also include all the hard evidence you've gathered over the years in the edit.

Just suggestion. I've actually followed this whole ordeal since day one, so I know it's up, but I see some people actually falling for his bullshit. And I don't think it would take much to show them how hard Maddox is actually just twisting reality. I think most people who fall for it are the people who just like believe that guilt by association and like saying, people saying the N word is hate speech. Yeah.

When most people think it's just like idiots screwing around. Again, the reason it was like a such a huge waste of time is that all the comments I see from people are like, it's just like idiot screwing around. Again, the reason it was like a such a huge waste of time is that all the comments I see from people are like, oh man, I haven't seen you in like eight years. I had no idea any of this was happening. I'm like, exactly. So there's really no reason to tell them about it.

You could have just kept making comedy videos and it wouldn't matter. Yeah, none of it would have mattered. It's like somebody came to me and they're like, Vito, I don't understand why you don't just make a big video explaining all these different controversies you've been involved in and trying to defend yourself. They lie, you're not a pedophile to people, so they really get it. Or I just assume that the majority of the people watching my videos have no idea what

stupid people on Twitter are saying and why would I try to engage with the, make it bring it up to them, you know. Yeah, I got nice for you. The people who call you a pedophile don't believe it. Yeah. You know, you can also don't watch my videos, so I don't need to make a response to them. I know? Yeah, I got news for you, the people who call you a petophile don't believe it. So you're not gonna have to watch my videos. So I don't need to make a response to them. I'll just keep making videos.

They're watching Coco Mellon and they're watching people getting upset about it. And watching gay kids get raped by their foster dads or whatever it is. Chris primers to Satanism. I know Satanism is kind of a meme. No, it's 100% a meme. But some people are a little too into Satanism

and it makes me uncomfortable. Oh, you should imagine how, you should see how hype people are on Jesus Christ. I wish they wage several wars over it and they're way you can do one right now. We need to make something that's like Satanism, but actually cool. The problem with Satanism is that it's all like hippies

and will have this weirdos. So I'm like, man, like the Satanists have a really good point of just being like, well, if you're allowed to do Christ stuff and all the government buildings, we're going to do other weird religious stuff that you don't like to point out how weird it is to us. Yeah, right? The problem is the people putting up those displays are like, and it's to celebrate the rights of every beautiful child and the star goddess Artemis and blood. And you're like, no, now it's gay. Yeah. Can we make it like actually like cool, satin stuff?

Like, can we make a religion that's just like a big boner? That would be better. Sports. That exists. Sports. It's the Super Bowl. Is a religion without any of that shit. I want to go to a government building

and be like, I want to put up a statue of John L Way show Rogan is basically what you're put up a statue. You're a rogum. Can I do that? Yeah, and he's, you know, he's my god I love him. Yeah, buddy. The The three big religions have been fucking things up for a lot of people for a long time. Don't don't even start All the arguments are well, you know, Satanism isn't allowed to have a display because then they're not a real religion. They're just opposing your religion.

I'm like, most religions are there to oppose something. Yeah. Yeah. So kind of Jesus' whole thing. Jesus' whole thing was like, I don't like the way you're running this. So here's my, I do it these rabbis here, fucking treating everybody actually.

So I'm gonna make my own thing. You my own thing. Kind of counter to their thing. I'm a different kind of Rabbi. Yeah. All right. That's kind of every good religion is a counter point to the,

I'm Mohammed came in. Yeah. Well, he's sex girl. I'm having enough for your old wives here. Hey. You guys call this a war? I'll show you how to do a war. I remember listening to an interview a while back that mentioned it was being pushed

by some group that's connected to the UN, Satanism. It wouldn't surprise me if the CIA does. Has its fingers in that stuff too. There's also the spirit, notorious spirit, could occur. It's a pressure border. It has nothing to do with the CIA. Well, the CIA has no interest in dismantling it. Well, they did, no, they did like, they had some kind of child

raping Satanist cult. The CIA made seekers. Is that is? That's a different thing. Maybe it was. I think the seekers was in. It was to do evil. The point wasn't to worship Satan. Satan. It was to do crimes. And blackmail and stuff. I don't know what her deal is.

She's just an artist, but I don't want to be involved with any thing she touches. Well, don't be involved in it. I wonder how many people noticed when she was asked to work for Ukraine. It's all in there. Yeah, it's all money laundering, buddy. I forget what the occupation was. Something more grandiose than a diplomat. A super diplomat. Which one, the lady who got arrested as a spy or who's a cop?

The spirit cooker, Martin Martin. Oh, Martin. Raja Kovakov. Yeah. Spirit cooking, again, like everybody makes a big deal out of this shit. It's like rich people, like that bohemian grove thing. Yeah. It's like, hey, what if I you you and a bunch of your rich friends

We're gonna like go on the woods get drunk and like I don't know paint skulls and shit You know that sounds fun. I'll do that It's not like actually their contact ex-saint and it's that they're old and rich and bored There's a quote by Rousseau that's paraphrased man is free when when he has what he desires most. The kind of people who are attracted to his philosophy of thought often confuse freedom with power. Oh, okay, no, I can't. It's not about taxes, I'm not interested. I wanna have a cool, skull drinking club.

Let's let, you know, it's just not fun when poor people do it, it's lame. It's like, which people do it? It's like, oh, we can get all a bunch of masks. We can be called spooky and crazy. It's just rich people all the way and they just take it a little too far because they're because they're rich. Yeah. People think it's like a magical thing. Right. I don't know. It's the same as you doing it with a 12 pack of, with a cube of naturalize,

but it's just more pathetic because you pour. And it's honestly really pathetic for them too. Like, yeah, if you ever see like the photos or videos they've got from afar, but you can grow, we're like, it's a bunch of old gross rich people wearing stupid robes and playing dress up. They're just fucking around, man. Embarrassing Christmas party. Honestly, they could summon Satan.

It would be like way cooler. But no, they're just. Great, exactly. We need a fourth Abram, Abram religion, whatever you say it. Abram. Abram fourth Abram, Abram religion, whatever you say it. Abram and religion. Abramic. We weren't having enough problems with the three. Embarrassing Christmas party, Long Dong Shlongman here. Hey, Deku. Long Dong Shlongman here with an embarrassing story. I thought you guys would get a kick out of. Last week my wife

and I were invited to a family friendly neighborhood Christmas costume party. Oh. With a bunch of people from our street in a huge Christmas costume party. Okay, so Rod. Rudolph, Santa. It's not very many. Grinch. Not very many choices.

No, really. Yeah. What does everybody go as an elf? It goes a big candy cane. I really didn't want to go. But being new to the area, my wife convinced me that we should go and that a costume party would really be fun Since we were bringing our one-year-old with us and could do a funny Family costume or something like that dress them up as a in a tutu and you can play the gay dads

That's a fun costume go as Calco Mowlin Make your wife dress up a game, man. Just beat you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! F-Slar! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if you're not in a costume? But last minute, my wife came home with some cartoonishly tacky matching sweaters for the three of us to wear and some face paint and said, let's be a gingerbread family. I thought it would be shut up. No, he says I thought it would be funny. I shouldn't think anything of it at the time.

So I pound several beers while she gets us ready and dolled up in brown face paint with white lips. This can't be correct. And red light up ugly Christmas sweaters. And we rush down the street to the house, the party's at. Seeing a bunch of cars on the street in Northern Park, I can tell we're probably the last people to show up and I'm already annoyed. We grab our things and shuffle inside from the 20 degree weather and everyone is packed

inside the living room in a huge circle playing charades watching Elf. We walk in and being a little trunk. I yell, hey, everybody in the whole room gets quiet with everyone pausing to look at us. The host of the party seems drunk also looks at us not knowing who we are and laughs out loud hysterically asking me who we're supposed to be. Okay, get to the point. Based on how the whole, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Based on the whole vibe of the room shifted, all eyes were on us. I got this weird feeling that remember what I said about being ahead of the room shifted, all eyes were on us, I got this weird feeling that remember what I said about being ahead of the joke

and how that's bad, you think? Yeah. Being something was wrong, I finally donned on me when I saw this black couple sitting on the couch, particularly how this fat black chick with glasses is a septum piercing and a chiseled grimace on her face, was looking at me, feeling panicked with tongue tied dyslexic words,

fumbled out of my mouth, as I sheepishly said, weird. Oh, wow. Please tell me you didn't say what the end breath. He mixed up gingerbread man a little bit. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ninja bread man, is that what he said? Oh, yeah. I immediately heard several gasps

from different sides of the room. And the girl in the couch yelled, are you fucking serious? Wait, let me read it. What did he say? What do you think he said? Actually, that's what he wrote. He said, we're the ninja Bradman. Ninja bread. Yeah. Man. He's drunk. Ninja bread. Well, not quite. I know. Ninn, it definitely was Ninn, though, and somewhere. And I am. At that moment, I put my head down and went to grab a beer from the kitchen while the room was dead,

silent the host came up to me and said, I think you guys should leave. I didn't bother why. So my wife and son are already heading out the door. So I followed them. I can feel everyone looking at me. Feeling super embarrassed already. I finished my beer and I don't know what overcame me,

but I decided to turn around and yell, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. I'm the, and then he says the end version of that, man. I ran out the door. I don't know if I buy this story. My wife was in the car crying. Yeah, why are you driving to a neighborhood party? We went home without saying a word to your older. You know, I want to have him out at night. I guess that's true. Since the whole neighborhood has been avoiding eye contact with me and I haven't heard from my neighbors since, I can't really say I care.

My wife has been very distraught. Go fuck yourself. Smooch's first. That's gonna be a hard one to smooth over, showing up at a party in blackface and yelling, run, run, run, as fast as you can. And you can't catch me. I'm a good old boy. I'm not going nobody.

Yeah, let's see here. I think that story's got a, I think that's a, it's got legs. Tighten it up. Tighten it up. Tighten it up a little bit. Well, you gave the reveal too early. The Saga you said brown face paint. I went, well, we dressed up like gingerbread man. Yeah, just say we dressed up like gingerbread man. I would go, okay, I'm still going

along with it. Yeah. Once you get into the, it was then I realized that the brown face paint that we had chosen for our costumes, that's when the reveal, there's still has to be at the party. As about that time I realized that applying brown face paint to me and my wife may have inadvertently made us appear to be cause playing as a certain race of gentlemen. Yeah, there you go. You gave the reveal to her. How did you not?

Well, if that's real. I can't believe that. Quite a tale. I can't imagine anyone going, oh, brown face for you. Ha ha ha ha. Big old gingerbread lips. Everybody knows Gingerbread Man

of their Big Old Red Lips. White. Was it white and then they were white. But didn't you say there was like some red, so that was a red light up sweater that he had. Okay. Okay, here's some advice. Still, I don't know.

My gay brother, no real names, call me Kane. My brother Gable came out to our family at age of 28, five years ago now, that's half a decade. Wow. Wow. Despite my family's conservative Irish Catholic leaning, they all embraced him and expressed their pride and acceptance. They threw my brother aparty with his permission to celebrate his coming out. It's not to have one gay son. If both of them were gay, it's like, yeah. Yeah.

What did you do? You want at least one. One straight one. Through my brother a party with his permission and celebrated his coming out, an introduction of his new and first boyfriend. Wow. Oh boy, a little over. First boyfriend as a whole, this man, 28.

But he came out his gate at 18. Now he came out at 28. Okay, five years ago. The pair would soon move across the country to Seattle, where they got engaged and then became the first gay marriage in our family's history. Wow. That you know of.

Everybody paid to fly across the continent to attend and celebrate their gay love. Despite all this, my brother and his husband despise our family. Okay, guys got a lot to deal with, man. You know, they label them as conservative and hateful bigots. I mean, it kind of seems a little like over the top. Oh, you're gay. Let's have a big gay party for you and your boyfriend to show how much we support.

Okay, you are. Doesn't sound like you're treating it as, it sounds like it's an outlier and you're very, you're very, everybody's just in a major way now. It's an outlier. This is the first gay marriage in our family's history. We have a whole most in my family normally, but my big gay brother. Okay, well it kind of sounds like you are,

that's how you deal with it. If you're properly homophobic. Oh, I'm so proud of you. You guys like, why? like you are that's how you deal with it if you're properly homophobic oh I'm so proud of you you guys like why right how long were you waiting to come out of the closet or whatever you call it I'm sure it was so hard did you talk about it with all your gay friends oh my conservative parents are gonna hate this and then later that guy goes how many goes I don't know why it is like me.

I was very supportive. That's a genetic case. That's supportive. I'm so conservative. I'm gonna totally give a shit cause a dick goes in your ass. Oh wow. Then he goes, how many goes,

I'm really glad I support my gay brother as much as I do. I can't tell if they hated it or not. I can't tell if they hated it or not. I was having this angry sarcastic tone, but then they say really nice things. This is a really beautiful ceremony. You inspire me every day with your fucking ass. You have to get married to a woman who says,

dumb as your mom, right? Your bravery is so inspirational. Yeah. I don't know if you're being real or not. How many keys hearing paintings do you have? My mother frequently calls me in tears because my brother accuses her of being abusive because she didn't let him play enough video games as a child.

That's true. That is abusive. That's the most common form of her. She's lucky that she didn't get menendezed. Despite the fact that we owned every video game in console we ever desired and played for eight hours at a time as kids. When we were all in town for his wedding, his friends eyed us cautiously and judge mentally

while keeping their distance. One introduced herself to my mother by saying, oh, I've heard plenty about you. She is a scruiser. I've come to terms with this and have accepted the uneacceptance. My own brother, when my parents are really struggling, these two in their 60s are trying their best

to embrace my brother's new life and have never expressed any negativity toward his sexuality, even showering him in praise when he sends them midnight photos of himself in high heels for what I assume. Hey, he doesn't want that though, okay? He wants to be persecuted for being gay and your parents are selfishly not giving it to him. They know what he wants.

Yeah. They're not doing it just to fuck with them. So it's not confusing. A lot of people, you know, they embrace these lifestyles because they, they know they're normal and boring. Yeah. Well, I want to feel ostracized. I want to feel discriminated against. Oh, my life was so bad because I was gay. How about yours? It was really bad too. If you have a gay son, the best thing you can do is go, listen, I accept it, but frankly, I think it's disgusting.

And there you go. Then you're cared for the rest of his life as something to talk about. So I'm at least, my parents are from Massachusetts. And I've always voted in favor of gay women's trans rights. Oh, I'm not even going to see you if you My parents are from Massachusetts and I've always voted in favor of gay women's trans rights. Oh, what is he even doing in front of a mass of the juices? You're not gonna get a bunch of homophobic parents.

How can you vote in favor of women and trans rights? It's not really how. That's too much. You're kind of mutually exclusive. Little cognitive dissonance on the left right now. My parents are always voting in favor of women and trans people. Trans people. Trans people.

Oh, what do they want the women to get? Everything the trans people get. Oh, okay. Well, that's gonna cause me conflict, but sure. But they are fiscally conservative. I can say without a shred of doubt that they are not bigots. When they visit my brother, he takes them to drag shows for breakfast. As he tells me to make them uncomfortable and freak out, what?

Did he say it was to make them uncomfortable? Drag brunches are the least uncomfortable thing ever. No, they're very uncomfortable. Drag shows are the brunches though are like, it's pretty tame. Drag shows are the closest thing to AIDS, I think, in a performance form. Don't they? Don't they? this thing to AIDS, I think, in a performance form that there could be. The amount of black people just gyrating, like, grotesquely at these, it is a, I absolutely fucking despise.

Black performers are just performers. I can't imagine a lot of black audience. Singing karaoke. Yeah. Also the worst form of entertainment. You're crusade against karaoke is killing me. I hate it. I know you fucking hate it. I love karaoke. We should do a karaoke special where people can call in

and request. Ralph did that one. All the hits. I know I was on the first one. I think you did a second one. The music was off, so it sounded like I was super behind, which was embarrassing. Well, yeah.

It's like a possible to stream it, because the music is on his side. He has to hit go, and you have to hit go on yours at the same time, so it doesn't sink up at all. I don't know why his show's like that. He never has a, like when I play shit, it goes to the callers too. It would have to be that the caller would have to

pipe in their system audio to him. He would need to know. Well, no, he can pipe it out to, like, I, we can do karaoke here where I play it and call our hears it and sings along. It would work. I wonder, you wouldn't be off by a, sometimes, it depends on your system.

Like on my system, everything I do is off by three frames. So every video I make, I have to move. Three frames, it's not that little. Tie it. Yeah. Okay, it's always off for some reason. And I visit my brother, he takes some drag shows. I don't have it to tell them what he has told me.

Just tell him who cares. The reason I'm looking for advice is for the sake of my mother. She's withstood this for years and continues to make sincere efforts to prove how much she loves my brother. She's withstood this for years and continues to make sincere efforts to prove how much she loves my brother. She's in her 60s and she has to tolerate your gay brother for another 20 years before she grows. She's talking about there.

I think she's gonna be okay. What do you need to have happened? Do you need your gay brother to understand the mom loves him? He just sounds like an asshole. Yeah, he's a gay guy. But they made this. Who made this? Parents. They made an asshole. Yeah, he's a gay guy. But they made this. Who made this?

Parents. They made this child. Yeah, so, you know, that's what you get. But I can't bear to see a 65-year-old woman spend her twilight years in pain over this. They're gonna be in pain over something. When you're an old, you're just, for one reason or another, you're gonna be miserable.

And the fact that, honestly, it's focused on a child, being an asshole, that's focused on a child, being an asshole, that's way better than the most shit. Yeah, my assumption is that the fact that there's no God, and you're just gonna rot in the ground forever, at least she has something to focus on. Oh, if I talk to my grandma and she goes, I just don't know if anything happens when she's dead. I think it's rot in the ground.

I'm like, I should be like, hey, grandma, you ever treated me right? Because I should have something to focus on other than mortality. Yeah, that's true. Infinite. That's true. There's something for them to do here. My assumption is that it's all part of my brother's attempt to fit in with his new community.

Sure. To see how his friends how oppressed he was is a gay man in Western Massachusetts. Part of Western mass. This is like question. Is there anything I can do to resolve this? So I wanna step in and try to give my parents peace in their golden years. Man, who are you trying to impress with this golden years

and twilight years shit? What are you talking about? It sounds like your brother is causing you pain as well because he's gay, but I'm also afraid of driving my own brother away with any opposition. Just be gayer than your brother. Yeah.

Every time he, that'll really piss along. Every time he gays out gay. I'm taking mom and dad to a drag rush. Oh, I'm taking mom and dad to a drag branch of foreign aids benefit foundation. Where two tunes and shit, I said mom, a big gayer. I said mom, a picture of me getting my butthole blog by Darius from down the street. Oh. And I'll go, I can't outgain this guy.

Son of a bitch. Yeah, sit on a bunch of dealtos until your brother realizes he's not that special or interesting. You outgain him and then be glad that your parents support it. Right? Because then he can't, I'm super gay and I'm so glad you support me. I would say if the worst thing going on in your life

is that your gay brother is not being nice to your mom, you got a pretty good situation. Dress up like your mom. Yeah. And be like in drag as a character of your mom. That's the only way to solve this because it's retarded. So you have to be more retarded.

Look, here's the thing, we live in an era where a lot of people want to feel like they're struggling against something because they have no other real meaning in life, you know? Yeah. And I mean, at no point in this, the letter did you say also my brother's working really hard as a software developer.

No, he's just hanging out, being gay, so he needs something to feel like he's doing something. Yeah. So maybe you could redirect it on something else. Maybe he just needs a different enemy to rally against other than his parents. So, intimately familiar with his parents. Oh, you could become super conservative.

Yeah. You could be his enemy. you could be his enemy. You could set him up on the path again. He wants to be, he clearly wants to be oppressed. So you're gonna have to do it. Yeah. And then you can go cry to mom about what a jerk you're being. There you go.

You just adopt West, West Baptist, whatever, what are they called? Westboro Baptist Church. Westboro Baptist Church. It's lots of slurs. Oh, baby. Yeah. Slurs for all his boyfriends and stuff.

After 10 years of doing it going, going little bro, I need you to know. It was all it was all arous. All those horrible homophobic messages I said. No, never, never stop. Even at mom's funeral. They I'm so give the speech. The one thing that sucks is that mom's other son is a huge,

so she'll be in hell burning in hell for all eternity because he, him right there, this bitch, his homosexual life now she has to burn in hell forever. So that's the one right. So good job. The only good part of the, is she no longer has to watch Eric sucking dick. As the big disappointment, F slur up the fan. Do that. Do that. Pick one of those. Pick

one of those. I've given you two two workable options. It's up to you. He appears to be in a very fragile state. Thanks to his inflow. Yeah, yeah, right. He had to find a gay therapist before he felt comfortable. Okay. I love my parents. They did a stellar job of raising us. Do I try to mend these broken bridges or he just learned to fill the void that my brother is leaving behind? He put a gay joke at the end of that. Leaving behind. Fill the void of my brothers and my brothers behind. I think your brother needs a hobby or a pursuit. He needs something to focus on. Get him an abusive boyfriend too, right?

Pretend to be him, right to a prisoner. When he gets out, parent trape of, meet him up. Give him something to cry about. I mean, he's what? His brother's 28 and in therapy. Yeah. I hope that therapist is going to go, listen, man, you got to get over this. That's not what therapists do. No, they just keep destroying it.

They're going to give you more problems. I don't go to. We're going to have to unpack this. Some people tell me they like it, I guess. Oh, man. I've a lot of bad relationship. Oh, we're going to have to really unpack this. You were get a lot of people just urging you to go to therapy all the time? Not, no. They would, wait, be too afraid. Yeah, I suspect. I get people constantly like,

well, Vito, I think you would benefit from therapy. I'm like, what am I gonna tell the guy? Exactly. In your mind, your therapist is a man? What's the matter with you? I mean, I guess I can get a little bit first. You gotta get a hot therapist. Yeah, but then I'm gonna wanna fuck her

and that's gonna cause all the other problems. I can't have a woman telling me what to do and not get kind of turned on by it, you know? How would you, what are you gonna talk to a guy about? Yeah, for him it's all your fucking problems. I mean, you distracted by a lady therapist cause I have all these lady therapist fantasies. I'm like, I'm gonna cry.

I'm gonna be like, oh man, I really hope that like she tries to fuck up some or she comes over and she goes, all right, I'm gonna have to put you into a deep sleep. And hypnotize you. Oh, you woke up. Eat me out. Yeah.

Exactly. It's disgusting. So I have to be tricked into it with her hypnosis. Oh, okay. To eating pussy. This is, oh yeah, that other guy. Mort. Melored.

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That's why I felt bad that we didn't play on the live show. I'm like, shit, we gotta do a bonus show. It's not my fault. That was fucking fun. Oh Oh shit. That was amazing. We're gonna put that on the website so people can listen to it. Yeah, we're gonna add a tab for a show song, show themes. Biggest problem.show. Don't forget. Thank you again, Malort and Savior.

And I'll put that on the website. I don't even include a link to your guys and social because I don't know it off the top of my head. Oh, there it is. Okay. All right. I'll do some voice mails, and then I get a sentence to Sean, so he can edit it. Hopefully get it up tonight. Sean edits these shows.

He makes his it. So this volume is okay. I don't know, I get it. The biggest problem would just throw it up. Well, that's a different type of, you know, alloys and such. All right, all the minerals and the crystals and minerals. Oh, should I think I forgot to connect to Discord too? God dammit.

Sean's not here, so I'm on messed up. It's your show, man, I don't know. All right, let's do this one. I think I'm listening on rumble. You know what makes me a fucking rage? Oh, this is a bad one. So I wanna do ketamine on new years for the first time of my life. So I Google what's the safest way to do ketamine. Pretty simple question,

very straightforward. A lot of resources. A lot of resources. Fucking link. Every single one is unrelated to the question I asked or just filled with a bunch of useless information that doesn't help me at all yeah every length is about the the dangers of drugs or health addiction yeah or medical uses for ketamine by that fucking that

how does that help me how does that help me at all i want to get high and i want to know how to do it safely stopping a fucking pussy then just do the drugs that would be safe you want to get high and I want to know how to do it safe We're being a fucking pussy then just do the drugs Safe these fucking drugs Is that you know all they want to discourage and I guess I'm just gonna figure it out I Wish they could just have a simple answer to a simple question

Yeah, do a little bit of cat me. What do you want? What the fuck do you want the answer to be? Do you think people? I really want to get into liquor, but what's the safest way to do it? Don't do it. I don't get it. I went online and I said, what's the safest way to kill myself? And for some reason, all the websites are telling me not to kill myself.

I just want to know the easiest way to blow out, blow my brains out. That's the safest way to drink liquor. Let's see what that says. The safest way to drink liquor. Understand both how much alcohol you are having and how much you should have. Okay, so that doesn't help either. Right.

Eat before enduring drinking sessions and after. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Count your drinks, that doesn't help. Show your intake with alcohol-free drinks. You mean water? Skip the drinking games and shots. Well, that I'm not having fun. Don't drink a drive.

Don't drink a drive. Just say no, buddy. You're not going to fight. Look, they purposefully curate the Google search to not give you this information. Just do a fucking bump of ketamine if you want it. I don't think you should, because I fucking hate ketamine. Ask the dealer.

Matt, you parry dying on ketamine made me very satisfied with my position on ketamine. Is ketamine super dangerous? No, it just makes people like zonk out. Yeah. What, why did it kill Matthew Perry to fuck his heart or something? I assume he fell asleep in a hot tub or something. He fell asleep in a round in a hot tub.

I assume he was also drinking. And the thing is doing a bunch of fucking blood. It fell asleep. He was dying hot tub. He was just dying from drinking alcohol and falling asleep in the hot tub. That's why they tell you not to stay in those things for too long. So don't do it in a fucking hot tub. Do it on a couch.

Don't get in a hot tub without someone there. You should not be solo hot tubbing on ketamine. You need someone to pull you out if it goes bad. Addis, yes. But I was going to say, the safe-sweeted ketamine is have a guy there with you. So if you're having too good a time, he gives you a little more. Not a girl. She will not help you. Always buddy system if you're afraid of your drugs. I never thought I'd have to do this. This is a message for secret service, Sean, the audio engineer.

Hey, look at me. I'm Sean. I like vintage guitars. It's like a pediatric fucking knowledge of animals and animals. Sounds cool. Sounds like him. Okay, I'm on your corner. I'm on your team.

Okay. Alright, bandboy's gotta go. Get him out of here. We need to show him a show. We need to prove that. Oh, me, I gotta go. But I can't have you band mountain to cyber truck, man. Alright.

It doesn't like cyber truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck.

It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. It's like a truck. and fucking butt sex. Fortitude and consicular manpower, you know. And low resolution. One of the thick combined, that's what the cyber truck is. I can't help you shitting on it. Cyber truck is fucking stupid. With the big cars, fucking V neck wearing, fucking secret service. I don't have the foot, the SS and Maddox

and fucking things, Dan's work. Secret service, okay. Now we know you're busted, Sean. This is a good rant, Dan. This is a good rant, Sean. I don't understand the cyber truck. Because when I think of a truck, okay, now we know. You're busted, Sean. This is a good, you're fucking nuts, Sean. I don't understand the cyber truck. Because when I think of a truck, I'm like,

it's a truck, you wanna like throw shit in the bag of it. I don't wanna go. Meticulous 3D polygon that I don't wanna scuff any part of. Get your fingerprints all over. I'm gonna throw a ladder in the cyber truck. I'm gonna be worried it's gonna like scrape up the cyber truck, you know? And the controls are out like the shifters on the roof.

Does it? And the turn signals are like buttons. It just seems like a huge thing in the ass drive. Just because it's big. I don't know how to off-road in it. Again, like you'd nick any part of it. Now you've offset the perfect fucking geometry shape of the fucking thing.

I think it's warped, too. Like I saw somebody doing a review of it and saying the door panel still is. Line up. That's the thing is, the reason you don't build things with these straight fucking things is very easy to, you know,

you nick part of it. And now, if I'm setting your Star Fox 3D fighters, lopsided, feels weird. Hey, the sequel there. This is the latest episode where you got that guy calling and talking about that girl's getting gangbagged and now he's freaked out about almost girls. Yeah, the gangbagged out on the dating sites. Yeah, I will say this for him.

There's a lot more polyamory in the last five years. He was 10 years back when I was out there. And you got these girls out there that they do want to go ahead and go do in that ship. But it's just a guy who looked at that profile. So I want to grow file like that. And freaked out about a girl cheating on them. But now he's looking at all these other girl files. I'm just looking for a dude from Noggin this relationship. And he's freaking out about what if I get forced to go to a swaker? He's got a closet or something.

I don't know. It's work. I just want to go and walk into the elevator of my wife. And she'd to something. I didn't know it was working. You were looking for it. You go, I'm going to walk you to the elevator of my wife. And she'd take it. I'd take it. A couple of of of them. They'd take it. My wife, I'll explain. Double D cups.

Obviously pretty chubby, entire time. Kind of curvy, but I have to push the edge of that. And as other girls, say, hurty B cups, 40s, 1 mils, pretty juicy ass, but not quite juicy enough. You know what I mean? You have a sick girl, but not quite as much. Furtling that. Hey, next slide goes ahead and says, hey, so you've heard of the 60 people around? Basically, so they're like, hey guys, what's that kind of thing?

Just in the conversation. I've got to go down and look at this. Well, actually, maybe 60 excuse the state of mind. Let's make sure we're not body-shaving anyone around here. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Excuse the show, city, city, city syndrome.

But you think that was just, that she was young. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened to this story? We were talking about gang bangs. I think I got lost in the closet. I think he got lost in a gang bang with his wife and his wife. That's life. T tried to say something and then got shamed at the party.

I'll say this about these polyamory relationships because I started going on the date and sights again recently. And you'll find a girl and you'll think, well, she seems pretty nice. She goes, well, I'm currently, you know, in a polyamorous relationship. And here's where I realized the polyamorous relationships don't work is because my first thought is I'm like, well, I wonder if I can, uh, you know, supplant this man who's currently in her life. Like I can convince her that he sucks and not just take over from there. Yeah. I'm not like, oh, I can't wait to share this woman with another man. I'm like, well, if I didn't get into this, my only goal would be to convince her

that he's a loser. Yeah. And take her away. That's normal, though. That's how people have done it for millennia. Right. So everything is online now. So they had to- I have that mindset.

Every other guy looking at these things also has that mindset. Yes. But that's always been the case. It's just now everything's online and tracked, so they had to come up with a word to be in like a state of limbo. Like I'm available to be taken away from this guy. Now it's that's always been the case. So women have always been doing that. And guys have always been doing that.

But I guess these women, I knew, if a guy reads that, clearly he's gonna respect the existing relationship I have. And I go, well, no, you're issuing me a challenge. Yeah, they know it. Can you steal me away from this man? He kind of sucks, which is why I'm on here to begin with. I'm like, well, that's, that could be fun. She's not too bad, Logan. That's why I don't get all the destiny backlash. Like, well, yeah, that's normal. Everything that happened with destinies marriage has happened millions of times. Destiny,

went into a polyamorous relationship because it's fun. You know, there's like a certain thrill too. Well, I'm so good at what I do that there's no way any other man could fuck it. Because he's fucking other girls. Everyone's like, oh, you're fucking other girls. Well, I mean, yeah, um, call it whatever you want. Well, if she's doing it, yeah, that happens. That also happens.

The polyamory thing is, it's not good. Well, it's not, it's not anything. No. Well, it's not gonna work. People have been available to leave their spouses for a long time. Well, because like I think about like, they just didn't need a name for it.

I don't need more like guy friends, right? Right. So if I'm dating this girl and it's like, oh, you gotta meet Mitch, I go. I don't need more like guy friends, right? Right. So if I'm dating this girl and it's like, oh, you got a meatmatch, I go, I don't really want a meatmatch. I don't want to meet your current guy. Yeah. If anything, I want him to leave.

And I just get you. Yeah. You should say that. I have a buddy who was in a polyamorous relationship for a while and they are also currently having a marital problem. Marital problems and I went, oh man, they're all failing all at once, huh? Yeah. I don't know if the polyamory is the problem though.

No. If anything, the polyamory might have been what kept certain things going in that situation. All right. Maybe just one more. Hey guys, I'm listening to through the old biggest problem just because you know it's kind of topical with all the going on. And just listening through it, like it seems like you were right in the very fucking beginning of this problem.

Like, Maddox is just a fucking problem with rich people. And which is kind of weird because I get the impression that's kind of the class we're dicks from. So it's like it kind of makes sense because you feel the slow graver that been throughout the entirety of the show and it's just like maybe just dicks into me. Maybe he's just like a dick runner than me so that's probably part of it but also it's like I don't know it's just it always feels like it does sort of pretexts just certain certain comments and it's just I don't know.

There is the, his parents bought him a house thing is weird to me. Maddix. I don't see why it would be, why is that a bad thing? A lot of poor people, look, I get it. If you're poor, you should absolutely have some, like, oh man, it kind of sucks that some people

get to start off life with like a obvious head start on me. Yeah. I think that's disappointing. But then you look at a guy like Maddox who goes, well, despite your obvious lack of intelligence and decent upbringing, you've somehow found something that works. Yeah.

But you've internalized the idea of being a poor loser as a core identity. Yeah, yeah. And are now going to deny yourself the ability to capitalize on this thing you've created. Yeah. Yeah, you could put thing you've created. Yeah. Yeah, you could put ads on that website. No.

Well, why no? Because the thing about being poor is that's what's made me so successful. Oh, yeah. Rich people would never understand some creativity and success because they have always been given everything. Me who have created it from nothing, that is part of my identity and therefore I could never expect money from people. It's like, no, this is your chance to transfer from the lower grade to the upper grade.

You know, like I'm going to do by having a bunch of surrogate kids and creating a clown family. Like, you know, I've created Jackson five. Yeah, exactly. But for comedy, then what was the Jackson Daniel? Joe Jackson. He's a genius. He's a genius.

Yeah. He went the way forward is to just attain enough power and wealth that you can then force your children into a life of dancing and singing, slavery, servitude. Okay, and that's how you, and then Michael Jackson, and what the greatest pop-sigger at all time, it's not like a fail.

So Jackson got, she just got like $200 million for having a kid for a chic, a Dubai chic, and all five years. So Jackson had to do was force his kids to dance her sing with the limited amount of beat them. Yeah, and beat them on mercilessly. Unmercelessly.

Well, yeah, that kid doesn't want to sing. So you got to convince him. I think we have a couple of them. The problem is that Maddox got into the situation. He's in the Motown recording booth and he's going, I don't think we should sell the albums. We can give it away. Yeah, little Maddox, why don't you sing a fun song and then we'll go home?

No, you have to beat him. Beat him. Yeah, you have to learn the system. And once you learn the system, exploit the system. You can't constantly rely on the, I'm just a poor boy, well, is me. Ironically, his greatest contribution to comedy, the beating the kids was needed to be done to him. To be done to him to be done to him

so you would not be behaving like this yeah you need to go put ads in your website i don't know again i put up a fucking video and i have ads for this chinese spyware temu fucking thing i love it i love temu i love chinese garbage and i run the comments goes i heard they steal your credit card i'm like i don't care yeah yeah yeah it's a fucking ad. Don't go there. Maybe.

Don's that that part of YouTube, like, parasocial relationships is so is the probably the most annoying part. Yeah. Well, why do you have an ad? You know, that company, you're like, it's an ad, man. Yeah. Do you do that everywhere else? Are you like driving around the building? What you're building up region. See, you know, that Nike user slave labor, that billboard that you have up in. Why don't you send a letter to NBC and let them know just how angry you are at whoever sponsored the fucking Super Bowl. No, no way the audience can make it up to me

is by listening to the biggest problem podcast, if you're not already. I probably did you a favor in actually on getting you anywhere. I always need it. That he McNugget putty. So I want the old ones. And my comic book super killer coming soon.

Oh, we didn't watch airtulized shit. Well, we got time for another episode. Ah. Next week, we'll be back for a night. Yeah, bye everybody. Bye-bye.