The Dick Show - Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My grandpa always said New York, New York's Eve is for amateurs. Things are professionals. What does that mean? I saw a bunch of guys say they're too cool for New Year's Eve. Man, just say you're fucking 45. Relax. I don't need to make a big. No, exactly.

Everything doesn't have to be an epiphany. You're old, you don't want to go out. I think that's a compliment though. I think he's talking about you at least. He should not be talking. You are Steve is for amateurs. Yeah, really? These are professionals.

Oh, me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did blow my wad last night. I was a professional. I am no longer retired professional. I'm semi retired. I'm long retired.

I don't even know. I don't even know the sport they're playing anymore. Oh, you don't? No, you know. In my day, they're letting trans people drink in the women's league now. Oh, man. Oh, man. This is big old bruises.

Just smashing beer cans on their heads, driving the drunk. Yeah. Parallel parking drunk. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Oh, no. Oh, ho, ho, I fucking knew it. What? This bitch again. No audio. There we go. Now we got some audio. Man, I gotta put, I gotta put that in the fucking start menu thing. That old faithful window startup folder. They hide it more and more every iteration. But it's in there. It's in there. You fucker. What was I talking about?

Oh, they missed the trans women's league joke. God damn it. They did. Yeah. Something I have a big announcement. I'll be I'm going to be entering the Women's Boxing Association this year. Oh man. The Boxing association says trans people are allowed. What's a what weight class? There was a super heavy weight right here. Super heavy weight heavy weight in the women's I'm gonna just write gloves on my hands. They're gonna have you know, they identify as You know, I identify a sanctioned body approved. Identifying as a woman with identifying as red trunks and identifying as wearing gloves. Right.

Handwraps are cocked. These brass knuckles identify as handwraps. A luxury man. King Superweener. Dick Masterson. And fighting for the women's belt. Yeah. It's just becoming like Andy Kaufman, right?

Wrestling women and shit. Yeah. It's kind of like, what do you mean that's trans, right? Wrestling women and shit. Yeah. It's kind of like, uh, what do you mean that's transphobic? Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait to show these bitches whose boss. Yeah.

Yeah. If you're fighting, you know, if you're fighting for the sanctity and women's sports, why don't you just go, go register at the national, homosexual, office, the NHL of America, the NHOOA. Just go register there. Yeah. Get out of your system so you can just shut up and let us all have a good, have a good clean fight.

I just say it's not fair. Like, I mean, if, no shit, it's not fair. If, life's not fair. If you want, I mean, it's kind of like, it's kind of like sanctioning like fucking whimp abuse of women. What? What? It just shone. Go out of bulk. It's the abusive man.

Those guys are getting CTE. Come on. Some of these guys, I watched them. Don't say things like the A word. I watched a fight, man. I watched a fight like a much smaller trans woman against this huge woman. And it was like, it was kind of back and forth for the guy. And then the fucking, then the trans woman just started to fucking unload the mind gap. It was like Sherlock Holmes in that movie with Robert Tanya, yeah, here we go.

Oh, shift over to the right by 24 degrees. It was the way that the punches punch was the way that the punches were thrown. It just, it did not look like anything else. And it was like to the national boxing association. Let's, we need to start a trend. And 2024, we're taking it back. We're taking it back. Taking it all back.

We're taking it back and boxing is leading the charge. What's a, that's going to be men. Is there a boxing man that I'm unaware of? That's the news. What's a boxing man that I'm unaware of? That's the news. Boxing association is allowing trans women to box real boxing against other, against other individuals identifying as women. I don't know. Because there's like, I don't know.

I don't know. I said everybody's all pissed off. I have to look. Yeah. I don't know what to say. And we're going to allow men identifying as women as identifying as boxers to play in the WNBA. So again, then we're going to allow the men identifying as identifying as boxers to play in the WNBA.

So again, then we're gonna allow the men identifying as women being boxers to play in the WNBA. That's step two. We're still punches. Yes. Oh, you know, we're half snarling. Right. Yeah, right?

Exactly, you have to start getting refs from the WWE who have their back conveniently turned. Also, I don't know when they're gonna win. Man, finally, finally we have something to look forward to. Yeah, amen. How's your Chris, oh, start the show. No, sure. Is that thing?

Hey. Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey. Should I forget to open all my documents? No. Not my documents.

Hey. Yeah. Yeah. No, my documents Yeah Welcome to dick you want to take you to do you love to you get it So show her is a contest gonna be a lot from mountain bunker dupe in the heart of city failure I'm your hostic management a k the dreamy other man. Joining me back in studio, back from his, what did you do across America? Did you end races? I flew.

You flew a flu, so I didn't do much talking guitars. Across America, that's Sean's tour. I did. Come on in and you, all right, somebody give me a word and I'll talk about guitars. Aluminum sliding. You know, it's funny, Les Paul actually designed his first fucking actually designed the Stratocaster model, whatever after the aluminum.

I'm sorry to yes. Les Paul, the legendary Fender Stratocaster player. Whatever. See always. Yeah, always with that shit. Yeah. Did you have a nice Christmas? Yeah. Yeah, it was cool, always with that shit. Yeah. Did you have a nice Christmas? Yeah, yeah, it was cool.

How about you? No, horrible. No, no. You know, my mom, my mom seems like a sweet lady. Right. But I'm pretty sure that she is Jigsaw. Oh, Jigsaw. Director Jigsaw from the movie Saw.

Yeah. I first occurred, I saw that movie. I said, what is this about my mom? I'm pretty sure this movie is about my mother. Sweet lady. She didn't play in a corner. You didn't enjoy playing games as a child, I guess, and your monopoly was cut throat. Yeah. No. We didn't even have free parking. Oh, no, that's him. She's like, it's real hard to ask about it. Yeah, yeah. What does that mean? You'll see one day with your friends with Nick Fuentes.

Oh, God. Maddox is, you know how Maddox spent his Christmas? Replying to comments and calling people a pedophile on his own video. He's releasing every chapter of that video. Well, no, I know. Yeah, that's his own video. He's releasing every chapter of that video. Well, no, I know. Yeah, that's as it's own thing. Sure. And then with nothing updated, no directors cut, no, no, no, because it's all he could do to he probably burned all the rest of the footage, totally deleted, scrubbed. Because he says he cut things. This could have been way, this could have been way longer.

It could have been longer than three hours. Actually, no. He didn't cut it longer than five years. He's saying, yeah, yeah. I could have got this done faster than five years, but you know, it had to be much. But it's me. He's releasing them one by one. And even now his own fans are starting to say, well, it kind of seems like you're the soccer.

Now that you're doing one of these a week, sure, kind of weird. Yeah. It's got all saved up. I mean, he's, you know, he feels like he owes you for, you know, for years now. He's been quiet. I have so much.

It's so quiet for years. Yeah. Oh, everybody did my asses and so right best. You know, he just doesn't understand that this is a game. He's doing this against played coach. Well, he's just doing this. He's doing this against a guy who he cannot win. Like he can't forgot to be funny. People don't really care if you're doing bad stuff. His own is your funny. You can have seen it at a couple of shows. You can say a lot more

stuff if you know, people think you're funny for sure. Bill Cosby, if he'd have rattled off a couple one-liners, you know, look at how long he got away with doing all those rapes because he was hilarious. Yeah, you know, that doesn't say anything what does. That there may be some truth to that. So let me connect to the live show. There we go. Oh yeah, probably.

So he'll be doing chapters one by one and then he's doing, uh, he says a live viewing and a live Q&A. So a live viewing and a live Q&A. Yeah. So a lot of Maddox is, that is a huge mistake because we're going to watch him squirm. He's such a good poker face though. And oh, he's, yeah, never mind God.

When people would play the greatest man in the world song. And he would start panicking and freaking out. And instantly banana docs was gone or placed by this old man pretending with his eyes sunken into a cartoon banana. God, I mean, that it's not going to go well. But he never sees that. I mean, he's kind of the, kind of the eternal optimist in that way, I guess. He just, one of these days,

pitch back, a lot of fucking hardball right in the teeth again, a lot of 2024 is going to be dedicated to me, I guess, from his end. What he did, which is fun. Why not? It was all, it was like such a not, it was such not, it's so not a thing anymore. I was awful. Maybe he got sick of not being in the right back to the front burner. Shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.

Oh yeah, the rap, the rapist. I was thinking the other day. It's not really saying I'm a rapist, it's saying I'm a rapist. Oh, yeah, because if you have a rapist that doesn't make you an apologist, that makes you a rapist. And he's always saying I got kicked out of comedy clubs for stuff that he doesn't even want to talk about. And I could go to jail for it. Remember, he's saying I'm a rapist and all this stuff, not a rap apologist, a fucking

rapist. Yeah, I mean, that's why he's got, that's why he got all the blowback in the first place. But it's his thing is to, is he say that you, well, I mean, he's, I remember him basically saying you didn't take any responsibility for what was on your, you know, your fans' sights, right? Like, I mean, like, yeah. He's saying, like, oh, well, then you condone it, right? You're an apologist.

But, you know, but then- The rapes being done now. But, right. But then when he goes further and says, like, well, I, you know, I won't even say, it's so bad. So bad. I can't even say, like so bad. So bad I can't even say. Like, okay, that's rape. You sang a rape somebody.

Yeah, I wish. Right, God, I wish. Please hit a comedy club. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, a lot of fucking stunners walking around there. The least funny rape of all time. I'm gonna grab a bag of flour and some roofies here so I can see where to stick it in.

Bag of flour. Oh You know the way. Yeah, of course sure I think comedy. I don't really care for that sort of comedy that wet spot comedy. Well, it's very elementary school It's very crass. Yeah, maybe junior high. Mm. It's very low very low very too low brow. It's beneath the show It's beneath the show and I apologize for it. Yeah, so my mom for Christmas, that's what I had last year. Yeah. We're never going out there. Yeah. For Christmas. We're never proling the night on Christmas Eve again. This is just a fucking nightmare. The dogs up all night wanting to play with other

dogs. Oh, yeah. This is kids. Yeah, you told me about you said this. It, uh, I'm up there and we decide to leave all the doors open. So the dogs aren't going nuts scratching at the door. So you get the door? It's been the night. I got conned into it again.

Oh, okay. That's why the year, the year, actually, you might not know this, but the calendar year, it's not based on the sun going around the earth. That's a lie. That's a... The sun going around the earth. That's an Israel NASA conspiracy lie. It doesn't exist.

The year is actually determined on exactly how long it takes for you to forget what a pain in the ass doing something with your family is. Oh man. It's a scientific unit of measurement. They figured it out in the year 1500. So, Urika, it's 365 days is when I forgot why I vowed never to spend Christmas night, Eve night at my family's house again. You start going, you know, it's not so bad.

Yeah, I'll be nice to wake up. See the kids are all excited. When that exceeds the, I don't ever want to fucking do that again. When you go, ah, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's panicking. But you're done 365 10 days. Till yourself. Till yourself.

Nope, but don't think so. Three days, whatever it is now. Right. Can't count them so enraged. Yeah. That can happen. So we let the dogs all run around and turns out that that did not calm them down. No, they're just running around going up and down, fucking stairs.

Now one of them hears something, it's like, I think I fucking hear something. Let's go down and go back at it, right? And then the trees on some sort of automated light system that kicks on every time, that kicks on the tree, I think my mother designed it this way. She's been configuring the tree lights so that they're off and then they turn on in some sort of AI program so that I'm just fatigued enough to say, I can sleep through that little glowing under the door like an alien tractor beam. That's fine. I don't need to shut it off and go to say, I can sleep through that little blowing under the door, like an alien tractor beam. That's fine.

I don't need to shut it off and go to sleep. And then it goes, ah, like that. And you can, I'm gonna beat this thing. I'm gonna go to sleep before it goes, ah, on again, like, goddamn it. But you're starting to think, always, you're trying to think, wait, it's probably gonna go on. It's probably gonna go on.

That's it, yeah, you go. I wonder if I should just turn that out. And she's got, mother's love is decorating. Yeah, sure. I'll just sit, leave it at that. Love's doing it. She's got, she found a wonderful piece. She's decorating.

You're not going to go into all the Nazi propaganda that's hung all over the. Come on now. Love's decorating. Come on now. What would you say? I'll just leave it at that. Come on now. Her dad fought in World War II.

No, not see banners streaming out from the upper window. I'll just leave it at that now. That's, you know, I mean, come on now, her dad fought in World War II. No, not see banners, you know, streaming out from the upper window. So as my people walk up to your, the thumbnail, this is some criticism coming from the Sean Show host. Right. Yes, that's what it was from, by the way.

What's the Sean Show? Why Maddox put the SS logo on the site next to you? Yeah, because when we used to joke about you having the Sean Show, oh, somebody did that. Somebody went on Reddit and said, hey, I designed a logo for the site next to you. Yeah. Because when we used to joke about you having the Sean show, oh, somebody did that. Somebody went on Reddit and said, hey, I designed a logo for the Sean show and it's the SS logo. Yeah. The joke being like, oh, I accidentally designed a Nazi logo.

Yeah, yeah. That was, you know, the juxtaposition of having accidentally designed one of the most easily recognizable and offensive logos in the history of mankind is like humorous. He thinks he uncovered something there. Yeah, it's really the SS logo. Yeah, actually really designed the SS logo. Go over this. Yeah.

Why would they do that? Because the guy with the Jewish last name is a Nazi. Even Nazis don't, they always add their own little twist to Nazi logos, right? Yeah. They're like, oh, add their own little twist to Nazi logos, right? They're like, oh, why is this kind of like, it's like a green Nazi logo. Like what do you think about that?

It's just like a plus sign. They don't just use the SS logo. Because that's like my dad's Nazi. Even Nazis, they don't want to be their dad. They don't want to be their dad. Yeah, what your belief system is, it's nobody wants to be their dad. I'm a new kind of Nazi. You know, Mr. Hitler is my father's name, right?

Kind of gentler, Nazi. There's, right, there's still people. Right. You have to remember these things always. Right. That's right. So, my, well, we're talking about my mother's decorating. My grandpa fought in World War II, you know that?

I did know that. Yeah. He, I'm not doing that joke. Uh, right. Fell out of a guard tower, right? You got that. You got that. You fell out of a guard tower because a,

a Nazi pushed a guard pushed him, right? See, then you twisted. Yeah. Um, and the guard pushed him because he was being too cruel to the prisoners, right? Right. You twisted again, right? So down, you're gonna give us a bad name.

But one of the prisoners was actually an SS officer who was a prisoner, right? In there, right? Yeah, yep. Who was in prison for trying to assassinate Hitler? What layer of inception are we seeing? What is, what side is he on now? What?

Tom Cruise is in the movie. Thank God we have that mythology to play with, and we don't have stupid mythologies like the Greeks. We just get to invent things about something that, you know, yeah, happened and millions of people died and basically destroyed the fabric of civilization. My God. So my mom thought it would be great to decorate the gastro where we're staying in, yeah, with this beautiful little clock.

This little tiny clock about the size of the fist that you wanna put right through it. And it has this wonderful feature, decorative feature where it's constantly ticks. I'm pretty sure it's erratic. I'm pretty sure she frazzled the circuits so that it doesn't tick like a metronome. So it's tick, tick, tick.

Ooh, that's really annoying. Either that or she bought it on Temu or something, maybe using Vito's promo code. And it's on this chest of drawers that is, it weighs about as much as Stonehenge. For some reason in the guest clock. No, the chest of drawers that it's on. Okay.

You've never seen a chest of drawers this size. It's like a world for Mario. Justice, it's probably 10 feet wide. It's like walnut. Just little Japanese people are sleeping in there. It was purchased from Mexicans at the Swapmeat. I know because the size is totally unnatural. No one would ever create such a piece of furniture. Which is like a, it's a, it's a, it's like a dresser, like a chest of furniture. Which means like a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a dresser, like a chest of drawers. Yeah, for clothes. Yeah, yeah.

In a room where nobody lives. Yeah. About 10 feet wide, probably 40 feet tall, made of lead wood. Have you ever, you've heard of redwood, right? This is leadwood. This is leadwood. Right. Uh, it's just, it's depressed the carpet into diamond against the floorboard.

Yeah. So it's three in the morning, right? And I'm thinking to myself, well, the dogs have been, now the dogs have finally fallen asleep on my legs in this queen size bed. Oh, they came in? Oh, yeah, that's great. What's worse than one dog? The smaller one, you know, Matty's scared of the bigger one,

if she's done with it, right? The boy, so she sleeps on my legs and he's like, well, I want to get some of this leg action. Let me get up there. Oh, man, you know, Maddie's scared of the bigger one. If she's done with it, right? The boy. So she sleeps in my legs and he's like, well, I want to get some of this leg action. Let me get up there. Oh man, this is, fuck this is what Christmas is all about. I'm about to drag the tree up the fucking chimney and take it to my fucking workshop.

Right. I'm embarrassed. After they've calmed down, the ticking starts to slowly drive me insane. Oh yeah. All right, well, I'm just not gonna be any good to anybody. If I don't get my three seconds of beauty sleep tonight, so I better go take care of this clock.

I go get up and move the lead wood cabinet, throw my back out and about, it's not about six vertebrae, it's crack two of them. God. Because the wire for the clock is all the way down behind it. I go to grab the clock and unplug it, and this is somehow my little tiny mother in her jigsaw wisdom has managed to devise a system by which I have to deadlift

700 pounds. No one will ever have to unplug or plug in this clock. This is what you want when you're sleeping, you want to lay there and listen to the soothing sounds of erratic clicking from a clock that you can't see. Right. That you can't stop. I give it my best. Right. My poor Brisbane. I hope I don't wake the kids up and ruin that Santa doesn't exist, right?

Then I'll be really be fucked. Yeah. You know, unplug the clock. Go back to bed. Wedge my feet in angular points like a ballerina under the dogs will not move and I don't want them to move. So I'm sleeping like a fat swan, they call me. Yeah, I'm sticking my feet into the,

doing the nutcracker suite because my thighs are squeezed together, like I'm working out with bands for the combine. And then the clock springs to life again, because it had a battery back up. Oh my God. That's exactly what, why would it not have a battery back. So I claw myself out of the job.

I'm passed an impediment one they've been able to defeat the one time. You got me got me got me I know that you devise that now that he's crippled. I can no longer get up. In comes the longer get up? Incomes the battery. So I get up and do one of the eases. Yeah, throw it into the living room, get back in bed, dogs are disturbed, so they do a couple laps.

Of course, as they would. Climb back onto my head. I got asleep and I get woken up by, I'm perturbed by the most a most disturbing thing in the morning, at five in the morning, that probably I've ever seen is my little nephew, busting the door open, going, Mary Christmas, not like fear and loathing in Las Vegas when Dr. Z kicks in the door of the bathroom.

Mary Christmas, uncle. Oh, God. You little fucking bastard. Merry Christmas, Uncle. Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious right now? Five a.m. should have a time to knock it out. Should they have a time to knock it out? Oh, they wouldn't give us the idea that they have learned to have that sort of a boundaries. A disaster is quite frankly. Yeah, that's, you know. Uh, and I vowed at that moment,

after I threw the dog, I grabbed the dog by the tail and threw it at him. Yeah, right. Why don't you get out, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, did you hit him? No. Um, I you hit him? No. Yeah. Um, I vowed never to go back, never to spend

a Christmas Eve there again. Yeah, you know, now see, 365 days is the sign of the time out. Yeah, you could fuck that up again. To forget, shout out yourself a note, you know. Oh, I should set a calendar alarm. You definitely should. Do not listen to me.

Do not go up there. Right. I'll get in a big fight. I don't know what about, I'll pick a calendar alarm. You definitely should. Do not listen to me. Do not go up there. Right. I'll get in a big fight. I don't know what about. I'll pick a big fight on the night before. So I don't go up. See if that backfires. Um, oh, remember that bottle of spray you had here?

Yeah. Oh no. It was supposed to be full of water, right? There might have been some vinegar in there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm not sure. I mean, it might have been, I mean, it's, let me tell you that they're definite, it's not, it's not, it's definitely.

Yeah, there might have been a little bit in there. Oh, a little bit of vinegar goes a long way when you spray it all over your hair before you go out. Why would you use that? I didn't even see that thing. I thought the thing got tossed out. Because you brought an end to spray me when I was talking about

COVID truth, boss. This is like anything. You work for a big pharmaceutical company. Yes, yes. You got your money tied up in Eli Lilly Stockton. Don't I wish. Don't I wish? They just keep getting richer, Sean.

I know. The Richies. I know. Off of our backs. I know. We're like, we're both like Russell Crowe and Cinderella Man. Yes. Which I watched last night. I only watch boxing movies on Christmas.

That's my new thing. All the Rockies and reverse orders. So they go from, we were watching the Rocky and we watched four. And then we watch with the robot, you know, Rocky fights communism. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. That was the fourth one. Yeah. I put that on. I got control over six hours for some reason. I, yeah, yeah. Right. That was the fourth one. Yeah. Yeah. I put that on.

I got control of the team for six hours for some reason. I don't know how. Because I said, if I don't watch this, I'm watching Mario, Grand Poo World, three speed runs all day. And I'm going to destroy the remote. So Rocky was prefferable. Rocky was negotiating. Yeah. Good negotiating is the key to a successful relationship, not communication, negotiating. So I put on Rocky IV, we watched that, and girlfriends like, this is retarded. And I said, well, you know, Rocky, you. So then I put on Rocky I, she's like,

this movie's so boring. Like, well, because it's an actual movie. Right, like that's the, yeah, it's not a, at one point, Rocky was not like a cartoon character. Well, that's the thing. I mean, we're so, we are, even though his best friend is the penguin. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Right. Yeah, we do want, you know, some things to move along quickly and have some bright shiny objects in front of us. Yeah. Dangled where we just latch on to something and, oh, I really enjoyed that little segment. There should be a payoff at the end of like every 15 minutes. And if you have to really wait while it builds and builds

in the end of the year, it's going, you go, well, I liked the last half hour. Yeah, that was good. That's how we, that's how we, that's kinda how we think about moving. It's that fucking pad. Drago, it's that pad and his punch powers,

1,800 pounds per square. I haven't seen that one in that time. Dick Hard, boom, that's gonna be me and the women's league. Baa! Yeah. And watch I lose. God, that would be so humiliating. Be big, baa!

Cartman and the special Olympics. Kicker right in the balls, yeah. My mom had fucking pillows. I've never seen it, I've never seen this. The pillows in the bed we were expected to be tortured and not sleep, obviously. The pillows were like three feet across. They were like dog beds that had pillowcases on them.

They were, you know a pillow, right? But at the top of the bed, but it was like squished like a pancake. Yeah. Like a like a dog bed for a little for a chihuahua or something. I'm like, what the fuck is that? What is this? They were just not as supposed to be decorative. They were on the bottom for sleeping.

The decorative ones. I know what the decorative pillow is. They are right. They lay on top. Those who were in the corner. Yeah, yeah. Do you remember the trash? That's what I do.

If I go to your house and I see decorative pillows on the bed. Awesome. Garbage. Straight in the trash. That's what I do if I go to your house and I see decorative pillows on the bed. Awesome. Garbage. Straighten the garbage. You're welcome. So the vinegar bottle that you had in here. Yeah. I had no idea where that thing went.

I could, there it is. I brushed my hair and my hair was like a mess. We were going out with one of her friends to a nice place. Brush my hair a little bit. Something about Mary fucking hair gel thing. When I brush my hair, it looks like a triangle. Okay, you know I have this problem. You don't know what this is like.

Mexican people with long hair do. Probably not women. Mexican people, their hair is so frizzy that if you brush it, it looks like a fucking pyramid. Really? It actually goes straight across. So it like, I'll do it maybe one day looks like that. So I said well, maybe I could have a Spray it with some water, but if you clump it out of the sink you might as well just dunk your head in right?

So it's like maybe I need a yeah, I need a spray bottle. Why the fuck don't we have a spray bottle? Oh my god I go for goes well Sean had one in the studio remember for that thing. Oh, yeah, that's right So I go grab it in a hundred episodes ago. Yeah, it leeched for that thing, I was like, oh yeah, that's right. So I go to a hundred episodes ago. Yeah, it leached a considerable amount. I was like, is this, did it leach like plastic? Plastic, probably. What's that smell? Yeah.

Oh, it's vinegar that I just sprayed all over my head. Like a skunk shot me. Oh my God. Gives it all over me. So thanks for that. But you know, that was was it finally paid off. Finally did it to yourself. The bed finally paid off.

The paid off. Yeah. In a way that I could never have planned. That's great. Half of my hair was vinegar. Uh huh. Well, probably pretty smooth though. Yeah, it was.

It was it, yeah, probably pretty nice. Yeah. I don't know what vinegar does to your hair. I don't imagine it's probably not makes it stink like vinegar. Not fantastic for it, but diluted. Yeah. That's okay. I, about a, I don't know, a couple months ago,

I was gonna take some pre-workout stuff, which like you had turned beyond to, you're like, wait, you're not, this was a long time. You're like, you're not working out with like any like pre-workout stuff, which you had turned beyond to, you're like, wait, this was a long time. You're like, you're not working out with any pre-workout stuff? I'm like, no, I don't wanna do, you're like, oh dude, it's so easy now. Yeah, it's one scoop.

It's crazy. And it actually works. Yeah. The stuff that I used to take, I never felt like did anything, but this is- It's just- It's just free-a-team when you had to load it

for three weeks. Yeah, I honestly felt like people swore by that stuff. I never felt like it did really anything for me, but really, like this stuff, what I like about the pre-workout stuff, it just, it gives you just extra. Yeah. It's not so, you're stronger. It's that like, there's more reps.

Like, you have more energy. It's more, it seems like it. It seems like it where I was like, wow, this is like, this is really cool. Well, like, so you put a scoop and you know, there's more. There's more. It seems like it. Yeah. Where I was like, wow, this is really cool. Well, so you put a scoop and fill it out with water. And so I don't make a bunch of dishes and stuff. I have a glass, I'll use the same glass for water for some days.

I'll leave it on the counter. But by the picture of water, there's a picture of filtered water. So I go, okay, cool, I got half a glass, I got half a glass of water. And so I go, okay, cool. I I got half a glass, I got half a glass of water. And so I go, okay, cool, I'll just, up through a scoop in that, top it off with water. And it was brand new workout stuff as a brand I hadn't tried before. So I start drinking and I'm like, oh man, that's like, that's some coming.

I was like, ooh, that is fucking tangy. That is really tangy. What is this like, really sour? Wow, they really, I mean, they weren't kidding. It was like, you know, they always said like, you know, fucking, you know, blue rainbow, blue jizzberry. What are the fucking flavors? Like, only candy could be blue raspberry. What the fuck is blue raspberry?

Is it because it sells more if it's blue? So they're like, oh, it's raspberry flair, but it's blue, see what is that? What is your bodybuilding guys? They don't want anything to remind them of being human. But I mean, when you were a kid, you still got, it's blue raspberry flavor. Why the fuck is the raspberry blue?

There's no reason for it. Yeah, because it tastes like chemicals. They just named chemicals, something fun. Well, it's like cherry flavor doesn't taste anything like cherry. You know, like, and it's like, you might like, cinnamon doesn't taste like cinnamon. No, cherry. It's cinnamon candy flavor. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm like, whoa, man, like, and it's like, you might like, Cinnamon doesn't taste like Cinnamon. No, cheer. Cinnamon candy flavor.

Anyway, so I'm like, whoa, man, like this is really, I almost like, I almost liked it, but it was too much. And then, girlfriend comes downstairs and she's like, I was like, what, I was like, I made a comment about her at some like then. She's like, did you drink out of that glass? I was like, yeah, she's like, that was, that was vinegar.

That was vinegar for the washing machine. So I was like vinegar, pre-workout mix. That's what I said. That's what I said. Why the fuck would you do that? You sit immediately. Yeah, fucking jail. But I'm back in the thing.

Why do you have that much vinegar? What is it? Covered or something? Put something weird on it. It was like my glass with half full of vinegar, and it's a tall glass, it's this tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not like a tumbler. It's a vinegar in every glass.

So I just like, it was basically, that's a good April full say, just go, I have a housewife vinegar in every. When I was a kid, my cousin and I switched the salt and sugar in my mom made two lemon meringue pies for company for my dad's work with salt. The box is coming over.

You love lemon meringue pie. We had no fuck this up Lucy. We had no idea that they were, you know, they were coming over. I got the net, you know, it was, well, okay. I wasn't there for a matter of degrees now that you're jogging with this. The next set was like, did you do something to the to the sugar ball? Oh, did you figure it out? Oh, no, because they took a bite of pie and it was immediately salty. They just she just went immediately to the who else's probably well, yeah, it's got to be some show probably who else. She knew my

dad wouldn't do it and she wouldn't do it It must have been one of the kids in the house. That's true. Yeah, so you start with you start with the one you know most likely to Or then yeah beat them right Both so as I didn't honestly I don't didn't get in trouble for it But it was like you know it got like don't fucking do that because That was for that was for your dad you have to eat the whole pies. Yeah, I mean I could only imagine how that tasted probably great But I mean it was it was salt. You know you look at look fucking table salt look just like sugar and you're not like Hey, is this definitely sugar? I'm putting it's no it's in the fucking chickaball. Oh, there so you know

So I got I got I got vinegar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like The only reason I got it down was because like I like vinegar. You know, I mean, I like it Apple cider vinegar just straight up vinegar white vinegar just still vinegar. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna try that I'm that you don't use for food basically, you know, because it's just tastes like I just have any good flavor like washing machine. Why is it like I'm doing some kind of a Greek thing? No, you could, right, yeah, exactly. You would think something like something might not seem random.

No, you can just do that in the, I think she might have been out of, for like the, why, actually, I've heard, and I don't know, I don't know that it's actually supposed to help colors. Like, I don't know how it would, but I don't know if she threw it in there for colors, or you throw it in with the clothes.

Yeah, with the water. You pour something in it. It's like a mild bleach that doesn't bleach colors. Oh, allegedly. Allegedly. I haven't bothered to really look it up, but I figure, what kind of art? Nothing comes out smelling like vinegar, so.

I gotta try that. Let's all do a new thing where we try to mix. Or don't. No, I don't know. I could have never did an A, B test or anything. Speaking of working out, Vito is protesting the weekly weigh-ins on the biggest problem. Is he? Yeah, he lost all the weight, nobly.

Gained it all back. So he comes back last week and I said, how about for 50 bucks, you'll weigh yourself if somebody does a $50 super chat. He's like, no, I'm not doing it. Because I'm just celebrating this week, I'm not obsessing about weight, huh? No, he asks, but so the contest is not over. There's more. Contest is over.

But now we got to scale here, people watching the show, they want to see him. No, no, I'm going to. Because we all want him to lose weight like this is the thing yeah this is the overriding the overriding goal is that he's unhealthy to be yeah there's not a lot of 300 pound 80 year old men right not a lot of old drug addicts yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um we want him to lose weight in our way of you know accomplishing our goals, interpersonally, embarrassment and shaming and stuff, you know, I mean, because it either works or it's funny, right? Either it's win,

win, right? Um, so the chats bullying him to get on the scale for 50 bucks. And he said, no, and then tricksy the golden witch, fucking pulled all the power cables in the studio while she was running to the bathroom for the seventh time during the episode. So it got cut short. Oh, God. So he comes back the next week.

He pulled all the power cable. Next week. And I said, okay, next week. That's funny. When you identify as a woman, your bladder does shrink immediately, right? And you fucking are like a woman in a cable shop in here, as I like to say, like a woman in a cable shop in here. As I like to say, like a woman in a cable shop.

Yeah, speaking of girlfriends, mine was making some coffee because she's on Chris' break. Right, she's making coffee and she goes, oh, I hear, oh shoot. And I go, what's that? She's been a coffee. She's like, oh, the creamer spoiled.

Okay. She came out and it came out spoiled. Gloppy. Gloppy, came out, gloppy. So I gotta make you a new coffee. And I was like, okay, thanks. She's like, do you want my creamer? I said, yeah, sure, whatever.

Yeah. Oh boy. She puts it in. So I wonder what this is. Later in the day. Later in the day. Later in the day. Later in the day.

Later in the day. Later in the day. I was like, you know, I was fine. Oh, it was just like, it wasn't sugary, more sugary than I cared for. Tumoric creamers or whatever. Not normal, girl creamer, all men milk something. Well, that's what I mean. But then that Jamie Lee Curtis has for digestion, I don't know. But they're getting more and more adventurous with what they're making milk out of.

They're like butter. Yeah, right? They're using butter and coffee and stuff. Okay. Old butter. Yeah, right. They're using butter and coffee and stuff. Okay. Old shoes. Yeah. So if she goes and does something, I don't know, she's got errands to do every day. I go make myself another coffee.

Like, oh yeah, here we go making the coffee, coffee machine. Got it there. Let me just add some creamer. Oh, here we go. Here's the creamer. Pour it in and gloop, gloop, gloop. Like, you put the gloop, the bad creamer back, you identified it as bad and then put it back.

So I glooped my coffee thinking there would never be bad creamer back in like, just stored in the fucking trash. So I'm sitting there with gloop. It's not gonna get better. God damn it. That's funny. Adam making a new one.

What was I, oh yeah, Vita. So then I, speaking of glue. So the next week, oh he had a real disgusting problem this week. Oh no. I thought I was gonna be bad with fingernail piles. You know, piles of fingernails. Oh sure. You fingernail pile.

You forget to throw it away and then get it. Right, there's a pot and you're like, God damn it. Yeah, there's a bunch of crispy, yeah. I said this problem, my girlfriend says, no one will ever ride, that's disgusting. No one else does that. I said, trust me, every guy in the world does this. This is right, yeah.

This is the thing that, it doesn't have to be talked about. You can just assume that everybody else, I know we don't get up every time that something needs to be got. If there's a fire alarm, guys are gonna listen away for somebody to come out and say, Hey, by the way, this is not a drill. Right.

I'm gonna say, I still kind of think it's a drill. I want to hear a second person say, yeah, let me get, if I hear screaming, I'll get up. Right. Maybe. Right. But it's not a drill shit, so it's a mistake. It has to be the right kind of screaming. I didn't think it was a drill.

I just thought it was a fucked up fire alarm. Yeah, sure. So, Vito, to challenge my fingernail piles, Vito says that he's got some kind of goo coming out of his scalp that he has to scrape off with a butter knife. I thought it was going to throw up. What? He's got some sort of a goo that comes out of his brain or atop of his head, like a play-doh guy. You know those little guys that have put holes in their heads and they pull the thing and they just flush out that head.

Yeah, he's got something going on like that with he scrapes off with a butter knife. What like, it was like follicles or like, man, I don't know. I'm not a doctor unless it has to do with COVID vaccines. So I don't know. Right. I don't know what he's got.

I'm sorry for not, it's a mystery. Right. What the fuck could be coming out of his hoe? I wanted him to stop talking. I'm like, this is fucking, this is vile. Yeah, especially using a butter knife to do it. Like you're saying, that means you got it in the shower. Anyway, anyway, I talk him into weighing himself

for 200 bucks. Somebody finally donates 200 bucks. I mean, yeah. A hero. Right. So you weigh himself. I mean, yeah. A hero. Right. So you weigh himself. He's back up to 302. Oh.

God damn. 22 pounds. He put on 24 pounds. Okay. Started at 310. Yeah. That was the six months. Took him to chisel away. Right right down to 279 and then two weeks

Yeah, oh Okay, oh no, come on man. Come on buddy Okay, let's see what I have in my notes for this week. Qu a time is it 1247, are you shit? Sitting here chatting. Yeah. Um, suicide rates are up. Yeah.

About that. Let's get a check. Yeah, why not? Be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be. You clearly didn't watch the video. Oh, I got some good Maddick's quotes too. Oh, really? Cool. Suicide rates are up, but not up enough.

Yeah, right. Some Maddocks quote from King Retard. King Cuck himself. This is from, he spends all day responding to comments on his videos, which are becoming increasingly hostile because it's repeated material. Yeah. It has already been released.

So he's going to piss off the people who are, it's like, why are you, why am I getting notifications that you drop something else? Like it's the same fucking thing that I saw. And the same thing I saw last week that I wasn't interested in. Right. Here's this guy. Have you seen that he's non-stop tweeting your comments? Talking about you. Yeah, I's this guy. Have you seen that he's, have you seen that he's nonstop tweeting your comments?

Talked about you. Yeah, talk about me. As if they're self-evident slam dunks. Yeah. Uh, but they're self-evident. It makes them seem brainy. But they're all, but they're all you making sensible coherent arguments. Uh-huh.

Yeah. He rarely attempts to counter points, not even just tweeting ones that could be angled badly. I've been enjoying your stuff for years. And I'm sorry sorry this happened to you. It's all this like rape survivors shit. Oh no, I know. Sorry. This stuff for those silence. Massive props. Yeah. Man, if someone ever gave me a massive prop, I would shit right in their mouth. Yeah. Massive props. Okay, gee. Yeah, right. Fucking spin your chair around, dude. Right. Shut up your ass. Massive props for going through this in all in silence. No, I haven't checked.

I assume it's the same sad obsession that's been going on for over half a decade. Oh, irony of that fucking statement. Over half a decade. He has nothing else. When my video came out, a friend of mine texted to say he was melting down and tweeted about me 30 times in 30 minutes, absolute meltdown.

It's so funny who's melted down over the last. Like, he's literally melted, he's broken. He's, yeah, he's fucked. He's melted, he's in a different shape than he was. He's never coming back to... Also, also, the reason he's posting screenshots without rebuttal is because he doesn't have one. He's crowd sourcing.

The guy can't think his way out of a cocoa melon IQ test. The fuck is that? That's what I want to know. Is that, that's like a, I know cocoa melancholy little children's program do they have a test oh was that what I did not know melancholy is like uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh for you it's like for little babies preschoolers yeah yeah huh uh they don't have any kind of IQ tests that I'm aware of I think they're not push it yeah I wouldn't think they're IQ like a whole thing is like a children's program.

Yeah, that's right. Exactly. It's like usually they're made are you smarter than this three year old? Dumber than fucking Kai you or you cocoa melon material. It's something let the real baby geniuses. He's posting screenshots. All we have to do is post your complete screenshots to see what a fucking liar you are. I wasn't even talking about him.

It's like the easiest, freest content there is, Maddox. That's the point. Here's the whole chain. Oh my God. The guy can't think his way out of a cocoa malini cue test. You're not supposed to think your way out of an IQ test also. You just take them. You do your best.

You're leaning into it. Yeah. Effort. Right. For no reason anymore. I know. I'll smart the IQ test. I don't teach him to be hiding in my garbage.

Think his way out of it. He's like, Manics's relationship with IQ and intelligence is so bizarre. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he thinks that you can like out clever an IQ test. That's the purpose. Not what it's for. It's like, dude, it's like it's like it's like age of urine. It's like going to a therapist and trying to lie about everything and see if they can catch you.

It's like, that's not what you're supposed to do. What are you, try to think out, think your way out. You're not supposed to, say, I'm gonna outsmart you. You're talking about it. Yeah, okay, see, so your IQ doesn't, like putting effort into it, doesn't make it any different. It's just what you're born with, man.

I mean, you can affect it, well, environment can affect, kind of affect it one you can affect it. Environment can affect, kind of, affect it one way or the other. You can affect it negatively. Yeah, but you can't affect it positively from what you're born with. It always cracks what people take credit for their intelligence.

Yeah. You know what, take credit for being tall. It's the same fucking thing. It is one of the most heritable fucking traits that there is in humanity. And maybe if you're, and you know what, give it, if you, you know, if your parents expose you to stuff and stimulated you,

it's still not on you. You didn't do shit. Yeah, and do fucking shit. Yeah, in lieu of a personality. And if anything is questionable, they could have just dropped you in the ghetto. Yeah, well, you didn't do, oh, oh,

wait a crack open those fucking encyclopedia Britannica's two and a half hailing. People can't see you hearing that though. They can't, they can't let that. You got lucky, congratulations. The PQ, the parenting question is what I call it.

I can't, did you ever think that maybe you just didn't, you don't deserve any credit for any of that? Like nothing. You had absolutely nothing to do with it. Yeah, you're just seriously, you're taking credit for being tall. Well, you could have been tall too. If you had worked a little harder,

yeah, because you got nutrition. Yeah, obviously it's a genetic thing. Yeah, I mean, the guy can't think his way out of a cocoa, Mel and I can't think his way out of a bargain basement, right? Like a Kmart. He's a perfect example. Guys who are obsessed with IQ, they'll tell you something. They're never as smart as they think they are.

And they are also terrified that they might find out that they're not as smart as they think they are or what they've told everybody else that they are because that is their complete and total identity. Taking credit for something that they had nothing to do with, because the rest of them, there's nothing there. So it's, it is funny that Maddox is also the only person with like a demonstrable, a demonstrable mark of his failure of IQ. Like, I don't, I don't think getting a college degree makes you smart. It means you went to college and you think you could navigate the college system.

Yes. But failing out of college when you try is certainly a mark that you could not figure out the college system. Yeah. That's a mark against you, which he has. I would say so. Right. Yeah.

It can give you a mark against you. It can give you a mark against you, but not having one and having tried means you're an idiot. Yeah. At least in that way. Yeah. It can, you're not building a strike against you a lot more than it is, you know, something, you know, a check mark.

Failing out of college is to make you bill gates, having billions of dollars and failing out of college makes you bill gates. Right, where was like, okay, he wasn't a guy who needed to get something out of that. That wasn't, he's, yeah. Yeah. It's why he, it's why he always crowdsource his suggestions

for things to talk about on his podcast. So I have no fans, but I'm crowdsourcing my material to people who, to pedophiles and Nazis. Sure. Because he's bereft of ideas. Yeah. Can a person be bereft? He can be bereft of like confidence, I think.

Let me look that up. I don't think he's using it right. I'll look it up later. He's bereft of ideas and creatively bankrupt. What? He helps. He helps that someone in his mob of losers. So I do have fans.

It's just what he's, it's so funny. This is, he's talking entirely about himself. Oh yeah, that's true. It's so fucking accurate. If you look at him. Yeah, yeah. All of this, it's, yeah. It's so crazy. It's crazy how people can do that. He helps yeah, yeah, all of this. It's, yeah, it's so crazy. Um,

it's crazy how people can do that. He helps that someone in his mob of losers won't be able to string together a rebuttal that he will then plagiarize. Yeah. To use against me. He's ripping off the losers. His losers will make a rebuttal that he'll plagiarize. Right. Man, what are those words? None of those words mean what you think they're mean. Exactly. Inconceivable. His co-gaddled brain is broken. That might be true.

Yeah. Not the co. This is Mr. LSD brain holes. Right. Maddocks. His co-gaddled brain is, I think your weed skits of freemias, playing tricks on your mind there, buddy. Oh yeah, let's see.

Oh, good shit. Very good shit. Oh my God. Suicide rates are up. I clicked on that before I got so distracted with patient retardo. with patient retardo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trans and boxing, suicide rates.

Did you see that old, you see that conservative calendar that pissed off a bunch of people? A conservative calendar? No. Change in suicide rate by group. Wow. Look at that. Hey, 10 to 14 is down. That's great. Good. Yeah, that's good.

18 to 24 is down. Good. 25 to 34 is down to two suicides. I don't know what this is. Yeah, percentages. I don't know what these are in. Right. A record number of people.

True. People get older people going up. Ada. Okay, 35 to 44 is up three. Yeah. Is that percent? Yes, percent, I think. Yes, it is.

Okay. So it's up to 44. As a function of per 100,000 people, right? Is that what they're saying? So they're trying to. Yeah, I know that it takes, like, and I can see this now, 2021 to 2022. So it's almost a year and a half old, which was what I've heard the suicide groups say that it generally takes a couple of years before they actually have any kind of relevant

data. It's not like you can go, last month, suicides were up, they can't possibly know that. Should know that. What are we paying these guys for? 45 to 55 is up 5%, 55 to 65 up 10% Oh good good. See that makes we need to pump those numbers. Well, because it's they're going like I can't retire. I'll be working till I'm dead.

Yeah, it's fucked up 65 to seven. So I guess if you get over that hump 65 to 75 is only up 3% because like I'll probably die soon anyway. 75 and older that should be like 100% Yeah, what the fuck is that? Yeah, right. Yeah, that should be like 100%. Yeah, what the fuck is that? Yeah, right. Yeah, that's actually, I think that's the same as 10 year olds killing themselves. No.

The fucking 90 year old overdosing on morphine. You're idiots, because he's fucking, yeah, suicide rates, you know, really fucking. Yeah, yeah, give me the good ones. Yeah, not, not, not all are necessarily created equal. Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah, not all are necessarily created equal. Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah. And then also separate by hot women and fugly ones.

Well, we got to find where the real tragedy lies. Yeah, we need to know what the real issue is. Yeah. Let's see here. T-Mobile is finding you for hate speech now. That should be fun. Beginning January 1st, T-Mobile is instituting new fees for non-compliant traffic that result in a severity zero violation.

Okay. Sevo represents the most harmful violation of consumers and is the highest level of escalation, which will, which a carrier will engage with bandwidth, oh, that's their corporate bandwidth supplier. Yeah. I don't know that this applies to consumers, but I assume it will eventually, because it always does. Two grand for fishing,

smishing and social engineering. What's smishing? I don't know. So, I'm thinking of you. Yeah. Oh, interesting. Like, smashing. Yeah, fishing, gay, it's fishing.

Wow, gay. Smashing. S, fishing. Yeah, fishing while gay. Smishing. Smishing. Hey, have you seen or heard of that movie Saltburn? No. Well, it's gayer than shit. Saltburn. Saltburn, it's called.

Be careful because the previews and the commercials don't tell you how gay it is. But there needs to be a separate rating system for straight men to not watch movies with their straight friends about who you think it might be just a good movie. Salt burn. What is it? Okay. There's a guy sucking comed in bath water out of a bathtub in it. How do you, what prepares you for that in life when you're just chilling with Keon watching

a movie and then there's a guy on screen. Oh my God. Man, I don't know. I can't end this movie because it's homophobic but and I do want to see what happens in the movie but I didn't want to see that. I didn't need to just just made the sound and then you do a close up on the guy sucking come water out of the bathtub drain.

Oh wow. Rated G for, rated G for gay. Yeah. Give me a letter for every gay, rated LGB for strong gay themes. That's a little, rated monkey disgusting visual. rated hates. And I love gay people, but I'm just saying I don't want to sit there with my friend watching

what is, it's like, well, we're gay porn. Yeah. Like, hmm, it should have been warning on that. Where's Ted Cruz? Probably. Social engineering, yeah. Thousand bucks for illegal content. And content must be legal in all 50 states and federally.

Okay, I got a big problem with that. Okay, all right. Illegal content includes cannabis, CBD, of course. Illegal prescriptions and prostitution. God forbid. Right. Because that's where all the hooring takes place, right? Right. Sure. Tier three, 500 bucks for all other violations, but not limited to shaft.

Guess what the ancient shaft stands for. Shaft? Yeah. What was the catchy name to pronounce? Shaft. Yeah. Then they, that's all illegal to the government. They named it Shaft. Yeah. Then they, That's all illegal to the government. They named it Shaft.

Like you're getting Shafted for all the things. Right. Sex, hate, alcohol, firearms and tobacco. I try to do Shaft every day. Right. Well, I try to do at least one Shaft every day. Like, egot. Yes.

That's gonna be 500 bucks for sending hate. Egot. For sending hate over your phone. Yeah bucks for sending hate. You got. For sending hate over your phone. Texting hate. That'll be the moral, the demolition man's statute finds you 500 bucks for sending that racist meme. Right. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. We got DEI divisions that are all full of criminals because the concept of DEI is criminal in and of itself. So no one who's not a criminal will be drawn to such a career. There you go. It will only be criminals. We got a, we need a guy to break thumbs.

All the guys we hired to break thumbs are up doing other crimes. Yeah. Why is that? This is criminal. Only appeals to criminals. Then we got fines cracking down on hate speech. Totally undefinedable.

Whatever it is, I have no idea. I know the Nick Fuentes is hate speech number one, even though he's also not allowed to respond to anything on their platforms because he's simultaneously so dangerous that even a drop of Nick Fuentes. In the bathtub. Yeah, well, totally fucking poison the whole, you know what I mean? Yeah, sure. It's like a fucking joke. It's just a joke.

But what these people think, what these people have built, a sensor sensor sensor, censorship machine that is so powerful and so capricious and unjust that they need to fight so desperately to keep it out of the hands of people who could easily use it against it because it has no safeguards because it is so rampantly tyrannical. Mm-hmm.

Happy 2024. Yep. Remember to let your hate be your guide. I like that. I hate this time of year when everybody talks about love and shit. Yeah. It's really love.

You're're mistaken. When I was a kid, my mom had one of those stupid home is where the heart is things. And I told her home is where the hate is. And she looked at me like it was the biggest like, and I was, you know, because it was true. Yeah, yeah, it's true. Yeah.

I said, this, there's, there's not a lot of heart in this family. Not really. Not really. So this this there's there's there's not a lot of heart in this family Not really not really My mom didn't hang you that shit. I don't think she could have got away with it. Yeah Hyperloop is dead good riddance A bunch of bullshit all right let's read comments I don't care about any of that stuff today. Fuck it.

That's for 2024. That's for 2024 means to worry about. That's right. Favorite 2023 Dixho moments. Scott Adams, this is what people listed as their favorite moments of the year. Scott Adams, mouth cut out. That wasn't really a Dixho. Have you seen that? No, that was a... That's my problem. It's my problem. Scott Adams and say racist things. Who the your Scott Adams mouth cut out. That wasn't really a dick show. Have you seen that? No, that was a,

That's my problem. That's my problem. That's my problem. That's my problem. That's my problem. Scott Adams and say racist things. To the hell, Scott Adams. He's the guy that lost his career, the Dilbert guy that for some,

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Crazy reason said stay the hell away from black people. Yeah, that's right. See, Scott Adams. Right. This is a satirist chose to deliver this message in such a way as still baffling. I just haven't done it.

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They all think they're models, right? And then Photoshopped and way hotter than they really are. Oh, they didn't Photoshopped. No, they should have gone to tenor instead of fiver for that Photoshopped job. Yeah, yeah, okay. Here's the, and they're all getting, they're all getting a, shit on for, for being a demonic or whatever.

Demonic. Trying to look, I'm trying to make a big version of this. Yeah, okay. Goddamn it, is there no'm trying to make a big version of this. Yeah. Goddamn it. Is there no big version? People are probably tired of talking about it. But he's all like conservative, like social media. Talker. Yeah, that's what they would have to be, right?

Let me try to find. There was one that I thought was really funny. Yeah. Cause she's such a bitch online. She got called out by a girl who's hot and like Christian. Yeah. Who said what you're doing is like, you look like a fucking whore. Yeah.

And she's hot. So she's right. Right. Like if I'm looking at the two of you, I'm like, well, you're old, busted. You're hot. It's the hot one. You know that they, you know whatever they say

is our culture, right? Yeah, right. Like that's their only, that's their purpose. They go, we send them up, we used to send them up to to a fucking cave so they could hear wisdom and come down and tell to us That's their only function in life We can't all fuck them. Let me try to find the one I'm talking about Josie red-headed libertarian calendar Uh Libertarian calendar.

Dang it. So this chick got all pissed off because the hot girl called her a whore. It's been it's been funny. Come on, I can't find it. What the fuck is going on here? Come on, man. I just want you to see the crucifix in the picture. Oh, great. There it is there.

Can you see it there? Yeah, I know. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so this bitch is getting called out for being like demonic or what up or a horror. Yeah, horror. I don't like, I just think it's the whole thing's really like fucking ringy.

Yeah, but yeah, as you would. Yeah, I hate like liberals, I think are evil and conservatives are stupid, which is the stupidity's worse to me. Uh, yeah, I think there's, there's plenty of evil conservatives to. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think there's yeah. I think they're doing good though. Oh, I think there's some super misguided liberals who think they're doing good, who are doing evil shit

that's hurting everybody too. Probably true. I don't know why I think that way. I don't know. I mean, people fall on, I don't know. Most people fall on one side or the other, but I think there's people on both sides who are working, who are doing

incredible, an incredible amount of damage to like, just, oh yeah, all of them. So yeah, so just like, be basic human. There's something different about them. There's something different about them. No, there's like, when I argue with veto, about anything, I'm like, do you not, you see that you're hurting, you see the people you're hurting, right? And he's like, yeah, but it's worth it. And when I argue with a conservative, I'm like, you see that you're hurting, you see the people you're hurting, right? And he's like, yeah, but it's worth it.

And when I argue with a conservative, I'm like, you see that you're, you see that you're hurting people and they're like, well, I'm trying to help them. It's like, okay. I mean, you're both doing harm. Like there's some difference, there's some difference that I can't explain

that is in their group value systems Maybe some slightly different both both hateable in their own unique ways. Yes, somebody link me this fucking picture that I'm looking for of this pitch Josie Crucifix Okay, great I have a developer's tab La la la la Lada do do developers tab. Well, whatever you see, you can see it there. Right. Yes, I can see it. It's been doing it back in the door.

Uh-huh. And then the Christians are like, well, we hate this because you got this bitch over here Riley Gaines that loves female sports, right? Uh-huh. Another one of my favorite topics. Okay. And then this like gun jack off bait that I also fucking hate. And then this making fun of Dylan Mulvaney shit.

But these are women identifying as models. So I don't really see a fucking difference. And it's all marketed to boomers and idiots. So I hate it, I'm your son, I hate it. But she's a unique one, because she's like, well, I'm gonna put a giant cross in here. Right. That your savior was crucified on.

And then when you call this like, like, salacious and pernicious and like demonic, intitulating to married men, I'm gonna wig out. It's like, well, why'd you put the cross in there then? Right. What's the cross? What are you, What are you thinking? Anyway.

I don't know. That was funny. Okay. Dick finding out there's a lick of poop under his house because someone forgot to do their job. That's a good one. The LA art fair. Remember that one?

That was a good one. Yeah, that was a good one. The bonus episode about Maddox's video, you and Sean are amazing. Thank you. Riley earning the Dixho employee of the month for going to air-utilize warehouse and taping mom to his. He has a couple of employees at the month, I think. It's gotta be more than one. No, me. I gave him an employee of the month award. Well, I know, but haven't you given that more than once? No, no, really. No. Okay.

I made that joke because it sent Kiwi farms into an autistic fit called Riley, the employee of the month. God. I finally gave him an award for it. Ralph saying you slipped him a Mickey. Yeah, that was a funny one. Okay, Andrew Grant says, holiday rage. Hey, you know what makes me a racist holiday season? People who wanna make my wife fat. Her work gifted everyone a box of chocolates. Her parents got her $100 gift card to a local dessert and pastry shop Jesus. Her brother gave her a bag of homemade thudge. A bag of thudge.

I know, that stuff is so dead. It's like, it's fucking a box of thudge. It's a dark matter. How do you get a bag of fudge. I know, that stuff is so dead. It's like, it's fucking a box of fudge. It's a jar of matter. It's, how do you get a bag of it? It's goo. A bet, yeah. Maybe a bet, you know, those kind of cellophaneos or crinkly crinkly.

I see. With a gift, it's like, it's in the bottom and then you fold it up and tie it with a bow. Yeah, somebody sent me a thing of chocolates. I don't remember who. Yeah. I know, I remember talking to them about it. I think unless it was a dream.

And it was right when I had evacuated all the chocolate from the house, and then I got a box. I got more. A Dixho listener sent it. So thank you. But I don't think there was a card in it, so I can't remember. Her parents got her.

You'll never guess more chocolate. Oh my God. Yeah. It's like every time we had a Christmas get together this year, everyone wished her a Merry Christmas then proceeded to key my car, except it's worse, because at least King, my card, doesn't make a gain 10 per cent.

I've proceeded to feed your wife. Bring your wife's son down to the Christmas party. Well, I'll save my car. I'll save my car, feed my wife, spray some fucking whip cream in their mouths. Merry Christmas. God. Yeah. Sing Christmas. God. Yeah.

See when. Yeah. God. Mm-mm. Ladies, we've, uh, your Christmas present is at the end of a, a three mile hike. Yeah, there you go. Up there. It's on Mount Baldi.

We'll go ahead and run up there. You'll get it. Uh, okay. Yeah, that sucks, man. I hope she loses the weight. Mystery man says, hey, to check out the shit, Maddox tells you to do if you successfully have your name removed from his crazy stalker list.

I just told him I hadn't listened to the show in seven years and that everything you did sounds bad. So if you email Maddox to get your name off of his insane Nazi stalker list. Yeah. Apparently, this is what he sends you in your response. Really? Yeah.

Hey, guy. Thanks. I've removed your name. If you want to, if you want to do more to help me file an abuse report with Patreon, then he links to the Patreon abuse word also reddit slash report. So he's report the subreddit, which I don't even know if it gives a shit about subreddit. Or patreon's invest investors at tiger global and then he has the media at tiger global.com probably some billion dollar hedge fund that seed round invested in Patreon.

The media, the media. So Maddox wants a personal army of people he's extorted to beg to be off of his Nazi stocker SS logo page to participate in targeted harassment of Patreon. Oh, the, it's Bravo. Yeah, Bravo. I mean, that's just there's... Where's the greatest man in the world, son? Nobody could come up with exactly this combination of stupid that makes this possible. Yeah. This is all God. Yeah, yeah. Come on. I have to find this one. I think it was called, I am better than your kids.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, here it is. Arranged. That's the one. Arranged, huh? Yeah, the good one. The best one. The best one. I am the greatest. Oh, no, that's shit. We don't want that. I don't want that. No, no, no. Oh, maybe that was a, you're doing a scratch or something? Yeah, yeah, I was doing. That's probably how it goes. Yeah. Because I wrote this song. Right, right. That's right. I am the greatest, I am the greatest man in the world.

I am better than all those stupid little boys and girls. Oh yeah, right. Then this is going to be, oh, this is for this show. This show, the cartoon. Yeah. Ah. And if you see me coming, you better get out of my way. Because my balls are so big, their momentum isn't possible to change.

I am the greatest. I am the greatest man in the world. I am better than all the stupid little boys and girls. Very good. Bravo. Very good. Well done. Okay, I gotta move that to the sound folder.

So I have easy access. Yeah, yeah, it's probably in there right now. How many times have I done this? Oh, that guy. How many times do I have to repeat this? That guy. There we go. Let me put it on stream deck.

Yes, come on, baby. Yes. Oh, right next to Fat Watch. I am the greatest. Yes. I am the greatest. Yes. I am the greatest man in the world. My prophecy is complete. I am better.

Okay. Tiger Global, new enterprise associate's Wellington. Oh, so he lists all their VC firms that you should go to. Yeah. So he's, Max wants you to call Patreon to boss. But you're obsessed. Yeah. You're obsessed. If you could go ahead and just call, I tried to get him clicked off a Patreon, but if

you could call Patreon's boss, if enough of us call the president, then we can get him to crack down on these staffed laws that he's always bringing. He's got to take some of our calls. Why don't you just make some new videos, man? Yeah, you know, take some content that we're doing on this show and just make a man X version of it. You know, like that many new ideas on like being a middle-aged guy.

Three more videos on his timeline will take him to social security. That's like as long as that's what we're getting for kids, ironically, or thrive capital. PR at thrive capital capital info at thrive capital doc. God, what a fucking insane person. He's insane. Yeah, he's he's if you really want to help. Ranking support him here or here or here or here. I have this this information that you can use to report. Right. His dad was one of those guys that carried around like the income tax is not like

is like a unconstitutional car. Yeah, I haven't paid income tax in 25 years. It's a car. I agree with you. But I don't carry around a card saying a set. Right. And also, you can't actually believe that they'll just let it slide because you have said card. No, it's just theft. Call it. Yeah, whatever you want. Um, could win. So, dental Jimmy says, Hey, just a question about legality. I'm a good source for asking about your good legality. I was just saying it's probably could or could not be illegal.

I used their worthless subtlety. Yeah, I've spent a lot on lawyers. I know what they're like. Everything they say is sharp. It's shifty. I've been inspired to write a comic based on the story, Jaws, but with Sean Dick and Maddox as the boat people. Oh, yeah. That would be, yeah, that would be Quinn, Quinn, Drifus. It's Quinn, I think. Yeah. yeah. Who's the third one? Matthew Hooper, well, and Brody, yeah, yeah, yeah, Brody. Oh, yeah. Bap, bap, bap, bap.

Okay. And maybe Vito is the shark. Okay. Vito has the whole reason they're on the boat is Maddox is missing. It's a mega mouth shark. Is there anything illegal about any of this? I got the first draft almost done.

What man? What, what, what, Jaws, he's doing a parody? Yeah. Well, I mean, a parody want? A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Jaws, he's doing a parody. Yeah. I mean, a parody's are by and large protected, right? I mean, this is, you know, uh, here's what you do. Yeah. You say these kids, everything in these, any resemblance to anybody in real life, all these characters are fictional.

Any resemblance is coincidental. Bob, there you go. Cover your ass. Yeah. Is what it's called. No, it's not illegal. Yeah. Of course, it's not illegal. Right, shit about people. About famous people. Wait, so Maddox is not in it? Yeah, he's, I don't know if he's quint or a hooper or a Richard, he's probably Richard Drifus.

Oh, he's gonna be, oh, the three of us own Vito, oh yeah. You're probably the cop. Cop shoots the gas tank. The, yeah, the snap zoom. Right, I would be quint. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the snap zoom. Right. That would be quint. Yeah, she was. Like, that is the, like a doll's,

fat is the dirt, the fat is the earth. Yeah. Yeah. Fat is the earth, exactly. Oop-er! Uh, the gentleman sausage, Maddox's Patreon numbers, at least his theory was that you pumped the first $10,000 at 10% loss to drive, oh, about Maddox's Patreon numbers, at least his theory was that you pumped the first $10,000

at 10% loss to drive oh, about Maddox's Patreon numbers. Yeah, okay, I don't know. I'm not, I don't have the kind of time to take Patreon numbers. I can't wait to get into the rest of the video. First week, let's do it this week. Yeah, okay, let's get into it. Yeah, down, I'm down.

We could do another chapter, maybe another two, I don't know. Yeah, see. There's just, there's so much you really do have to stop all the time. We probably glossed over some stuff thinking we were gonna get a, you know, pretty far into it. Yeah. And it's because it's just the lies,

you can't, you really actually have to question everything because there might be, it's because it's just the lies. You can't, you really actually have to question everything because there might be, it's like, he would do a, he would do himself a more credit if he didn't, you don't have to, lie about everything. You don't have to mislead on everything like to make the points, but because it's like one big lie

and then a lot of truths to cover it up. Yeah, well, it's like, well now, because you put the graph backwards, I know, I know you're trying to fucking pull one over. And then you're trying, it's like, oh, you're leaving out, why did you have to put the conversation where it's clear that he's not even talking about you, this guy, he's talking about him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he deletes the book sections in between. It's like, you know, you're doing it on purpose. These are willful actions. You are intentionally misleading. You fucking piece of shit. Sepius says the video gets to be pretty funny if you consider that Maddox is really talking about himself.

A lot of people have said that. Yes. Gage Henson says, how is Maddox not figured out that he's a cash cow? If you get a bump in Patreon money every time you take a dump on something he does, of course you're gonna keep doing it. It's not stalking, it's good business.

We get a bump in Patreon every time he does something insane. Yeah, that's where it's fighting. It's no one ever acts this insane. It's usually people do one or two insane things their whole life. And then it's like, okay, well that was pretty funny when you did that. He's doing something insane. The internet. He opens his mouth. Yeah man, the internet for a lot of people

is a very unhealthy place. Yeah. When it comes to because you are getting your pants pulled down on a huge fucking stage. Yeah. As opposed to like in front of your class or something, you know, like it's, yeah, it's like, man, I've said it on this show before. I am so lucky that I for whatever reason did not get famous. Like if I got, no, what if I got famous as a like, you know, as a teenager in the old world, that would be terrible with whatever you wanted. If it was, no, it would be bad. If it was in the, in this world, and I was, say, I was 15 and got famous for something, there is one way and one way only that would end,

and that would be murder suicide. There is no doubt about it. I would kill someone and then blow my head off. That's cool. At least you get somebody else. Yeah. Um, here's his, here's the kind of comments that he's replying to.

What does Sean have to do with Nazis? I don't know. For a, like, I don't know what his Q and A is going to be because he answers every single comment on the video. So what's the Q and A? Where's the Q is going to come from? Yeah. I mean, he's going to help you get some soft points. He's going to, he's going to So what's the Q and A? Where's the Q's gonna come from? Yeah, I mean he's gonna Hope he gets some soft. He's gonna he's gonna screen the shit live Q and A there's no it's gonna be a fucking blood bath

It's gonna be hilarious. I don't know. Why don't you ask his fans who made the SS logo for him? Yeah, pretty sure Yeah, pretty sure the SS logo was around wasn't made by anybody No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, how Dick's super successful on the only platform where nobody can independently verify his numbers. I mean, what, can you verify? Can you put up fake dollar amounts on, you know, I mean, not fake, but you could pay your,

like remember when Maddox's Patreon shot up to like six grand that month, if you become your own Patreon, yeah, that's what he says I'm doing. Yeah, giving myself money. Yeah, well, then paying Patreon 10 or 12% or whatever. And then giving me a percentage based on the fake money. It's a lot to be, I know you pretty well. I don't think you'd want to do that.

I'm pretty cheap. Yeah. I don't think you're, yeah. What do you mean the only platform where nobody can, you can't verify numbers on any platform. You can't verify even add views on YouTube, like they tell you, but you can't independently verify. Well, I know, I know, in their Twitter followers

be like, I don't know. They're advertising conglomerate. So it's, you know, our ally or not. Yeah. Uh, selling out shows is easy, especially in tiny theaters and bars when you artificially cap the number of seats. What the fuck is he even talking about? The fire marshal caps the number of seats.

You fucking tired. Did I, did I already read this one? No, I don't think so. It's just, he just drips, he just oozes. Artificial, whatever, whatever, what ever veto is oozing out of his scalp, that has to be scraped up with a butter. It's brains. It's brains.

That's a, George's brains are oozing out of his ass. You know, Art of feckin' like the number of seeds. Like the walls do that. Yeah. And use my stolen IP. Yeah, it's like released episodes as incentives to sell tickets. Oh, that's what everyone's saying.

Yeah, you're the promise of your own release IP that we didn't even listen to with the show. Right, otherwise no interest whatsoever. Yeah, I gotta get that USB stick. Yeah, exactly. That takes giving away. I'll sit through anything. Oh, yeah.

I didn't say all his money was fake, nor did I say he has zero engagement. I also didn't say that his money was fake nor did I say he has zero engagement. I also didn't say that all 5,000 people are guilty of stalking in her ass. Yeah, that's called buckle, bro. Right. You idiot. If you're God, there's a lot of people that can you be this fucking stupid? There's a lot of people that have contacted me wanting to do some legal shit because laws aren't the same all over the world but the internet. No, they're not but you I know with you know I always go with the just the idea that there has to be there has to be an injured party You know to you to definitely yeah, that's not so in what you're up

No, I know but like it's like so so some stuff is just to fact, like, dang, so I got hit for just saying gas. Oh, no, I know. Oh, I know. But also the, like, in label and psychic, but it's also the burden of proof is, is on a different party over in England and stuff. It's necessarily harmful that you did that.

Right, so, but it's, yeah, you know, I would say he has incited things, you know, but like in the, in the US, it's like like in the in the US, it's like you're gonna have to US now. You're gonna have to prove that. Stalin maybe. Yeah. He's saying guests. He's basically put the SS logo up there. You know, I You guys can't go five minutes without making a disingenuous argument. And the fact that you're defending a guy who gave gifts to his followers Who made a rapist speaks volumes about your character who is followers, who made a rapist, speaks volumes about your character.

Uh, about 20 upvotes, that's one. God, Eric Shilai had a big fit today, too. Oh, Jenny, with you? About you? No, it was the fight I made. It was the fight I made in the side. It was the fight I made in the side. It was the fight I made in the side. It was the fight I made in the side.

Yeah, I am. You should get those two to fight each other. I'm trying to fight Boogie, but that fat fuck won't get up to fight. Oh, really? You just rolls over. Why are you fighting Boogie? Because it's just who he is. You know, just for fun to keep, you know, to keep, keep limber.

Right. Uh, what is this? So you say Dick has zero engagement, but he also has a legion of gay controls. Yeah, which is it? That will harass and review bomb targets for him. Sounds like a lot of engagement. He doesn't, it doesn't take much genius.

No, it doesn't take much genius. It's a, it doesn't take much genius. Yeah, no comma. He's calling it, yeah, yeah. He's calling genius as sarcastic genius, right? He doesn't take much genius. Doesn't take much genius. That's what he meant to say.

He's a writer, remember. Even having one stalker can cause a lot of damage. And I should know, yeah, everybody, I, everybody who's ever disagree with me as a stalker and making fun of me. They're in my garbages. We should send him to like a battered woman's shelter. Like get in the circus, a share circle

and tell your story. So they can batter him. He has a hateful mob of sick offense who are very active and cause much of the damage. What damage, dude? What are you talking about? I really feel like he's cracked. He's 100% he's talking about himself.

He doesn't, it's just, it's what he knows. So you must be, you're against him. You are doing all of those things. It is, it is crazy. It is it is it is crazy It is he is an insane person. He is far beyond any you know far beyond any kind of mental Well, that's Professionals no baby because Like there's a turn and I don't know that it's used in professional circles, but there is not all

Narcissist or people is or people, they're not all create some people have the ability for introspection. Oh, yeah. Those are, and there are some that, you know, layman's terms could be called low functioning. Yeah. That would be, they are incapable of that kind of, to even, to even posit the idea that they could be doing any of this or that these are some of their internal workings

or anything like that. It's not possible. He is incredibly, he is incredibly low functioning. Ha ha ha ha. And broke. Post to his episodes on the subreddit, struggled to crack 20 upvotes after six years and at the supposed height of his career, embarrassing.

Is that because he sits on downvotes everything? He's like, I mean, I don't, I mean, because isn't it like a net? I don't even listen to podcasts. They don't like go do Reddit. No, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I'm driving a truck. I'm listening to a podcast.

Yeah. I'm driving to work. I'm listening to a podcast. I don't a work, I'm listening to a podcast. I don't run in and go, co-look for some fucking joke on Reddit to go upvote. Yeah, yeah, I, you know. He's got it, he's got it, it's embarrassing. The level of engagement on Reddit is truly,

I'm ashamed of it. I just, I can't believe how much he crawls, all, he responds to everything. He's like, oh, you're, he's obsessed. He's obsessed. Look at these numbers. Look at his subreddit. Each episode threatens to crack.

And they all's to crack 20 up. It does his fucking delete comments, delete Kai, and then finally he just gives up because he can't, it's like a, you know, it's holding back a, you know, doesn't have as enough fingers in the dike, you know. He, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah,

shit, I can't read that one. It's too tiny. This fucking guy. Yeah, okay. That's enough. That's all the Maddox quotes I got. But yes, to have a, what, what, what my, I was long-winded saying exactly what you said was he is beyond any kind of mental help when it, yeah, it comes to that.

He just, ah, too far gone. He's just living in a completely different reality and has no idea who he is. Yeah, I have no idea. No idea. He only knows it completely. I have the greatest man in the world. All right. Richard said it's the belt and Sumo is called a Moashi. Yoko Zuna is the top rank. That's what I heard. That's what you heard.

But the name of the rank is referring to the rope wrestlers, referring to the rope wrestlers of that rank get to wear for rituals. Oh, I love this sport so much. Should we fun to go to a Sumo advance? Fuck yeah. Dude, that's good. When we went to Japan, but it wasn't sumo season. They have a tournament season?

Yeah, I mean, I would imagine so. Yeah. Jack says, hey, Dakin Shon, one of Maddox's, more recent Spurga out, he mentions having 4,000 people to give you money, but you have very little engagement. Maddox made you such a pariah that even when I liked one of your posts about celebrating Christmas, I was auto blocked by a bunch of my artist friends for engaging with your posts.

So engaging with your posts, I would be ostracized from the non-political people that I have in Mutuals. So that's why people just don't engage with anything he's saying. I think it's just podcasting. People just don't. I've listened to Howard Stern, Tom Likus, and Conway, Tim Conway, Jr. and have you ever seen Frank my whole life? I've never once interacted with anything exactly online. Because you have stuff going on. Yeah, no, me too. I don't need to. Me too.

It's not a two way street. No, and I was a huge fucking fan of all of those that you named. Yeah, all of them. I saw this in a Tim Conway, every time I get in the car. L-A-L-A- I'm here about to track. For years, local L-A talk radio was some of the best going anywhere. How old was that Diet Coke? Did you drink the wrong Diet Coke?

Yeah, yeah. Ah! What's in that one? I don't know, but it's not cold. Seaman bathwater? Fito's head cheese, isn't it? Oh no. Yeah, we scrapping the butter knife off in the tap.

I told him he should make a Lego hair out of it, like a Lego man hair. Seriously, man, okay. At first glance, you'd think you'd have ended up on those lists because of your propensity to post about how BLM supporters tripping over a bench and getting stabbed is funny. Yeah. Did you post about that? I probably did.

I probably did. The Dick Van Dyke show theme song to it. Oh, yeah. All right. Advice. Do we have time for advice? Are we should go somewhere? Yeah.

I mean, whatever you want. Um, I see if I have a good one. Hmm, okay, maybe just this one. And then we'll do fat watching it out of here. Fat watching voicemails and getting out of here. Hey, Dick, don't read my email on the show. I'm writing for advice. It's the East Coast retard here.

I know what I need to do, but I'm unwilling to do it when I tell myself to do it. Yeah. I want to take this no alcohol thing seriously for a while. Mm-hmm. Whoa. Okay. Think.

Are you sure? Well, house, not too seriously. I hope. I've realized I'm heading into a pit of annihilation and oblivion that will take my life from me. Can you yell at me to stop drinking? How could I possibly? Don't know if your time is gonna write down a yell.

Water is fine. That's crossover into the plane of oblivion. It's how could I possibly give you something to cling onto that would help you in these terrible times? You know, what do you wanna get caught thinking about life too much and end up on one of these

suicide statistics pages? I don't think so. What do you, what if you go, go, you know, go, go a week without drinking. Yeah. And see if you can, and then go a week with drinking the entire week and see which one you like, you like more. Don't do it. Whatever you do, don't do a cold turkey.

Make a game at it. I don't know. Do you have any tips Sean for this gentleman? Well, I certainly nobody nobody else will get you to do it period yelling at does not like it really yeah, if it's selves enough, always every time I screw up is like, ah, you fucked up. You could have a you could have a wife and kids and blah blah blah blah blah and they'll will leave you if you don't. You'll find a reason to drink. You'll find a new wife and kids too, yeah. Yeah, you sure all over the place.

Ralph's left a couple of wives and kids, right? I didn't go pick up one of those. Whatever, if you ultimately decide not to drink, it'll be because you did it, and there really isn't another, there really isn't a choice anymore. You'll find it'll feel, it can, we'll probably feel like that. I would say, they'll just be like, that's, it's just not really an option.

It's not a, it's not a choice anymore. So it's like, that's when you have made up your mind, your mind. Ah, that's how George Bush described it. What? Oh, really? And his book, Decision Points. Oh, I first chapter, he gave up drinking because him and his friend got too drunk at a country club and went around from table to table, you know, harassing people. And he was embarrassed

by it. So he decided never to drink again. Yeah, that's a dumbest story. Usually people have a much lower bottom than that, you know, I have a feeling I am a country club really. Reading it, I said, I really don't think that this is the reason why. Right. I thought, see, I thought he, I thought he stopped drinking like later in life. It was late. Oh, he wasn't an adult. Oh, he wasn't an adult. And then he's been in his business for a college. Oh, okay. No, he was straight up adult.

I got a 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm done. Yeah. Uh, don't worry. you'll, it gets harder. When you get older, it's becomes a marathon. Yeah, you have to, you know, it's not even fun anymore. Yeah, you just got to do it. Yep. So maybe that'll knock some of the starch out of you. You know, the game retires you. You'll, yeah, he had the ring retires you. Yeah.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Just put your, put some, put some stuff out there so people can at least, uh, uh, uh, uh, reprimand you if you fuck up. That's what you can, that's what's most important in life. I mean, did other people get enjoyment out of it? Yeah. If you fuck up, you know, you can, you can tell people, uh, you know, you, uh, I'm trying to do this. I, you know know, maybe if you see me ordering a drink, maybe ask, you want to do this? For every drink that you have.

But it's like, you can't, nobody's gonna, nobody's going to be able to shame you into not doing it, because you just go do it by yourself. For every drink that you have, you start choosing it over everybody and everything. If you feel like you have that kind of momentum with it, that's usually alcoholics, too. They feel like they have, they know they have momentum with it.

Like, okay, it's not a problem now, but it could be. I could go off the rails with this. And before, sure, you know, you're down in the bottom of a ravine, it's like, well, I could be faced down in that little stream right there drowning. So it's like, you know, I've got momentum with it. It could be, it could get bad. It could make it climb in that.

I did. Look at the, I did. I'm working it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So every time you have a drink, just lick a dog's ass. That might be, have a gamification of it, right? Okay.

I don't want it. And then you find yourself just licking dogs ass all day. Maybe you started to read, making works. Make your choices. Yeah, you got to make your go talk to go, go hit up a fat woman. If you're going to drink, you got to find 10 fire up Tinder, meet the

fatest, the biggest fatest one they got. I'd love to take you out for a couple meals and a drink tonight. Yeah. Because I got to get my fix, right? Right. The next thing you know, you're waking up with the atilla the hun. A couple meals and a drink tonight. Thank you. Yeah, because I got to get my fix right right the next thing you know you're waking up with the Attila the Hun couple meals and a drink tonight

Thank you That's the Tim Conway humor. Yeah, that's right. I got two dinners. Yeah, I love to you. I take you out for two dinners a couple drinks tonight. Yeah. Yeah You make it worse is my point yeah,, right. If the drinking, if you're able to drink, then you make it unable. Nobody wants to, you wake up with a fat girl too much and you got a fat girl problem. Not a liquor problem. Right, there's plenty of drugs

that don't wake up with that when you're not one of them. That's how you better stop. Yeah. Okay. I got a neurotic story. The Dicks show that's that. A rotic story from a real man. Whoa. Whoa. How? Why is the? Why is the PS an entire page? Oh. Hey, here's what I really wanted to say. Don't read my name. Okay. This happened earlier this year. I met her on a dating site and she

made it clear from her profile that she was a single mom And just looking for sex Not a relationship She's 26 cute face dyed blue hair good figure and massive cans. They look to be about a 36 double D We match in message for a bit But I'm skeptical of her even being real so I move our messaging to snapchat so I can verify good Yeah, good verification. Okay, you approve. Surprisingly, she's real.

We start messaging quite a bit. And I even score some new ads. Ooh. You gotta get it right something on them, you know? This could still be a bot at this point. Well, that's right, we're exactly. The bots are good. They're crazy.

Right, send a hostage photo. Yeah, right, that's, that's right. Exactly. The bots are crazy. Right. Send a hostage photo. Yeah. Right. I mean, that's what you're right. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Send me the picture of those tits in an unflattering angle. Right. Because a bot wouldn't have that. Right. Then one, I write the N word on something. Then one night, I get the long awaited, what you do in message at an inappropriate time. I'm in. I head over and meter at her building's parking garage. Shockingly, she's even cuter in person, which we know is rarely the case. And IRL, she gives off more

of a Ramona Flowers vibe, which means I'm classically conditioned to want her to ruin my life. From Scott Pilgrim. I don't know it. You know, watch that movie. I haven't seen it. It's like kind of weird. I know people have your fans of it. Are they making a series or something, I think? Yeah, the series was stupid. Really? Yeah, the series was, they killed Scott Pilgrim and then it's just the girl going around

like making amends with her exes, which is not healthy behavior. Right. Like you shouldn't be doing that.es, which is not healthy behavior. Right. You shouldn't be doing that. So, who is this for? The first movie was, you should be getting over exes, even if you have to do it existentially through video game violence. Got to.

You need to get over it. Yeah. You should not be going. Like I guess maybe you should, don't know it was not as good Let's see see see see see see see we go upstairs and her apartment is pretty it presses Scott pilgrim wasn't in it And it was like we're making a movie inside the movie about Scott pilgrim which I fucking hate gotcha Yeah, all right We go upstairs and her apartment is pretty expensive looking, which sets off a red flag for me

because she's mentioned she doesn't work. Oh, no. Maybe she's divorced and got it that way. Her baby's sleeping in the other room, so she tells me to keep it down. We get to fucking, and it's pretty great. At one point, she wraps her legs around me to pull me in deeper, and I have a moment where I think,

wow, if only 15-year-old me could see this, he'd be so proud. A bad file. What are you thinking about 15-year-old boys while you're having sex with a woman? Yeah. You ever think about it? Even if it's you.

Do you ever think about you as a little boy, Nate, when you're having sex? No. I don't think about that ever. But then things take a turn for the worse. No. We go to switch positions to have her on top. about that ever. But then things take a turn for the worse. We go to switch positions to have her on top and she stops and says, I don't think I can do this.

I ask why and she says. No, here it comes. What do you think? Well, I think she's living with a dude for sure. You know what, I'm tired of not having this. I'm also doing this today. Okay. What do you think?

Well, I think she's living with a guy. Like, this is the first guy. I think this is the first time she's done it. Let me get, she thinks she's living with him like in there. I think she's living in his house. Okay. Anybody, any more guesses from the chat?

Let me go to the live chat. Room. If I can find it. Uh-uh. Is there a live screen chat? Yeah, live stream chat. Post it there. Wait.

Okay, no guesses. Um. You're the only person I've been with in a year is other than my husband. She says. No, okay, yeah. Husband? There was never any mention of a husband.

I immediately dart my eyes towards her closet because now I'm afraid he's about to walk out of there with his cock in his hand. Right. See, internet has meth. Yeah. It's everyone to people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I tell her she never mentioned a husband. And she says, I've ruined people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I tell her she never mentioned a husband, and she says, I didn't. I thought I must have slipped my mind. I'm talking to so many guys, sending you to the news, I don't remember who I, I tell her she never mentioned a husband, and she says, I didn't. I thought I explained I was looking

for someone to cheat with. Who cares? To cheat with the baby in the cheat with. Okay. To baby in the next room. Right. I hope her husband is in the military at least. Yeah, all right. She then explains a while back,

she'd caught her husband fucking his female friend from work. So she kicked him out of the house, but thought maybe if she also cheated, it would fix it. It would. Oh, yeah. What do you think? but thought maybe if she also cheated, it would fix it. Ha ha ha ha. It would. Oh yeah. What do you think? Yeah.

Great. Look, you got a baby, give it a shot. Okay. Maybe it fucking would. All right. But she says cheating just made her feel guilty. Yeah, yeah. I tell her she's very hot.

I'm sure she could find a new guy. What are you? Her, her maid of honor now? Well, he's fucking, he's kind of, what are you fucking talking about? Well, he's getting, he's getting a raw deal now. Why? Because she stops him in the middle.

Oh, she stopped him. Did she say she's, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I don't think I can do this. Oh man. That's fucked up. That is fucked up. You got the baby crying, that's working.

You finally manage to work your way around that. What a fucking bitch. I mean, I'm sure he stopped. Let's be clear on that. You got to check it. He offers something at least. I can't just no way. Yeah, it sucks.

I mean, it sucks. Toothpaste back in the two. Let's come on. You're not gonna, it's not cheating twice tonight. You're right. You've already done it. Get me off you fucking bitch. You've already cheated.

I tell her she's hot. I'm sure she could find a new guy. Yeah. He's got to come. It's like, oh, I'm sure you're hot and everything. Or maybe he feels guilty? No way.

No, that's like sour guilty grapes. Well, no, I mean, he can't fuck her anymore. So he's like, oh, I'm morally against it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not me though. And she proceeds to start crying. Oh, cool. And saying if she's so hot, why did he cheat?

Oh, bitch, I don't give a fuck up because you're a, because you're the kind of girl that would fuck a guy halfway and then cry about getting cheated on. That's why, because you're a fucking bitch. I don't, this should tell you everything about why you got cheated on, because you're fucking selfish. You're not thinking about anybody else's needs. That's why.

If I'm so hot, they just don't, they don't understand like a guy. Yeah, they just don't. They do. Not most of them though. They do, they just want an answer that they, to make comfortable batteries to them. Yeah, that's why she's fucking you for this answer. I'm gonna come on a guy and a coming over, half fuck him. So he'll say anything to come

and I'm gonna ask him an obvious setup. Why did he cheat? The answer is because he's an asshole because he can. Then she tells me I should probably go. Well shit as I'm getting dressed and I find the door so at least it wakes the kid up. You gotta get back at her. Get back at her. I'm getting some out of this. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,'m getting on my imaginary motorcycle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Testing the smoke alarm on the way out.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Take the battery out. This is this ought to cause you six months. Yeah, let's see. I'm sure you're going to look real hot at work tomorrow after not sleeping for seven hours, trying to get the kid back down.

As I'm getting dressed and about to leave, she says she feels bad for stopping things abruptly and kicking me out. So she offers me a goddamn smuckers, uncrustable. What is a smucker, is uncrustable? It's a rim job. No, it's like a kid sandwich. It's like, it's a rim job. No, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a kid sandwich. It's like, it's like cheese and crackers, but it's like a fucking,

uncrustable is like a, it's like a PB&J sandwich, right? Without any, without any crust on it, it's kind of molded together. I think it's a fucking sandwich with the out crust peeled off that you buy in a, yeah, in a plastic sack. Yeah. He did say, I, he did say it was a, he did say a Roddick story getting blue ball and offered a PB and J.

Oh yeah, that was the title of it. I didn't read that now. Yeah. Oh, I should throw it at her. I'll show you an uncrustably fucking bitch. Yeah. What the fuck? She really is a mom. Yeah. What the fuck? She really is a mom.

Yeah. I find the offer kind of insulting. So I declined the sandwich and head home unsatisfied. Oh my God. That's such a great story. What a fucking bitch. By the dick. Uncrustible. That's the capper. Stop, stop fucking me.

Have a feel bad. Have a TV and J. How about I make you a sandwich? How about I pull it? And how about I give you a sandwich somebody else made? My kid eats these. Yeah. Uncrust, you should eat it on the road though.

Totally. You could taste your hatred. Should ruin PB and J's forever. Uncrust could taste your hatred. Shoot ruined PB&J's forever. I'd crust both. Alright, that's the Dixiel everyone. Yes. Let me see if I have played this song before. I think it's there's a man on the internet by Martian. This is a different. There's a man on the internet. Yeah. My livelihood, your man, Martian. Thank you for all support. I have a good new year's tonight. I hope you had a good new year's because this will probably come out tomorrow I don't know and come out tonight happy 20 tonight pacific

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My life will go down, stop going after my life will go So this is, this kid came out. It's his bike, riding off. That's your man. Good shit. Yeah, that's really good. That's good. Good mix too. Everything about that sounds good. I agree.

This kid, I don't think he, I'm not going to read his letter to you. Really nice kid. Super talented photographer. Young guy doing analog stuff, came out to LA and took some pictures and hit me up to see if I'd go, you know, take some pictures. This is the kind of stuff he's doing. Actual photography, not fucking 80s girl, dog shit,

taking pictures of lunch. Winning contest, winning actual contest, okay? Not fucking not stupid LA fair where everybody's a pedophile who works there. I was talking about her winning contest. Yeah, her. Yeah, so he took these, I went to the same, I was like, I don't know, man, I don't want to take pictures of like I'm not a fucking photographer. You're not a picture.

I'm not a picture. I'm not a picture. I'm not a picture. I just like, I got disqualified from the easiest art contest in the world, all right? Right, so in complete work. Yeah, for incompletion, like Georgia College. I tried to pass that. I tried to pass the L.A. Art Fair three times.

Every time I got a worse score. Right, it must be because my IQ's too high. Ha, ha, ha. I made myself, I made myself too smart as a kid He did take Maddox has taken IQ tests online I pissed off one time for problem number one, right? Yeah, he was all pissed off because he got a hundred and seven and an IQ test Yeah, there wasn't enough pop cult. There wasn't enough trivia

What what do you mean trivia? And he goes, nah, knowledge stuff. I'm like, that's not on on on on on on on on on. IQ test is like puzzle shit. Dude, that's, yeah, that's, it's not, it's not like who's, who, he really thought Taylor Swift is dating. He said that, he was all upset

because I came in and he was, he got 107 and IQ test, which is, I mean, too high. You have to, yeah. I, Q test, which is, I mean, too high. You have to, yeah. Okay. Yeah, okay. So he thinks I, Q test are like, puzzleable and study. I don't know.

Yeah, he's obsessed with IQ. He's just obsessed with intelligence. Cause he's a comedian. Not all comedians are fucking smart guy. Communion is a meanier smart guy. Just doesn't know. Being smart guy doesn't mean you're funny. No, and being trying to convince you

one of the other is not true. And whittiness and cleverness are, that's only one little aspect of life. It's like you might be, it's yeah. Yeah, exactly. You do not have to have a, I think there's a lot of, probably 20 right in a bike. I think there's some pretty smart comedians.

It does take some kind of cleverness, but that's not necessarily like across the IQ scale. I mean, it's, so Max Murphy, go follow him, support him, follow him on everything. So I said, I don't know how to take good photos. Let's just go to that cigar bar that I took my men or better than women. Author photo ad, that'd be funny. Yeah.

He goes, well, where's like a place that means something to you and I go, well, let's go there. Yeah, that'd be funny to redo. I'm going to the bathroom again. 20 years later, right? Like this shit. So he just sent me the prints for that. That's amazing.

It's like a Sam Hyde kind of. That's very cool. Yeah, thanks a lot, Max. That was a lot of fun. That was very cool. When we took him out afterwards. Oh, right on. Had some drinks and stuff.

If you ever come back through this way, buddy, hit me up. I'm, yeah, here we go, here we go. What do you think of that? That's very, that's very fear and loathing. The, yeah, because it's like it's, it's kind of like fisheye, right? Or whatever, I mean, I thought it would be funny because I look so like young and hopeful

and I can, and nervous in the men and men of the women want to know. I just look like, you know, shoot up in their Ducks, you pull out of the drain right here is all shitty. That's great. Uh, this is the same suit by the way I dug the old suit up and it didn't It didn't Was it yeah, oh yeah, oh god, I couldn't even I couldn't the I couldn't even get the the button class to talk to each other. Yeah, yeah. I was a lot of fun though.

That's cool. Ha ha ha ha ha. Looks awesome, man. It does make you some of your doing that. You gotta put those in a frame and put them up here. Yeah, I gotta give that kid some money too for these prints I know they're not cheap. Yeah.

Okay. Okay, okay. Let me see. This is, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. These are other. John, I'll give you some of these too. You know, I know you'll, how much you'll treasure them.

Yes. Okay. Thanks, Max. You're going to go to pick up some $70 pizza in the bitch behind the counter is obviously sick. Uh-huh. And now I'm sick. I just think that that's great. I think that's great that some college bitch can go into work. And I'd be dripping from the nose and eyes. Very visibly looking like shit. And she's

just happy. She's smiling there. Thanks. She's smiling at me Then pick up these pizzas going you fucking bitch Yeah, yeah, bye. Well Thanks honey. Yeah, you know, $70 pizza. The $70 pizza wasn't enough. Right. No, give you a little Give you a little Closer flu or something going on now, get some of the good stuff. Right. At least it's from the hot girl though, you know,

give me your disease. Do you see she was hot? She's college. You just imagine college. Yeah. Smiling. Smiling. Yeah. I don't fat women don't smile. They smile with their foreheads. They do kind of do when they break.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, a question for all the elephant's understraighting to cattle cars. How far is too far to drive to FFACRIL? That far. Depends on how long the cattle drive is, sir. Always is that amount. My preferred length, the preferable length to driving a fuck fecule is halfway. Pathway and then turn around.

Oh, okay, got it. Right. Yeah. Sure, okay. No, it makes me a rage. What? Gift cards. Yeah?

I don't know what the deal is with these things, but some stores you just can't use them on for no inexplicable reason. Okay. The kind of trick you're or bounce online is just, you just wanna tear your fucking hair out. How come they can't just make cards or gifts where, it just goes right into your bank account so you can spuck and use it.

Instead of these bullshit fucking classic cards that don't fucking work, you have to like one of three fucking coins like you. What the fuck is going on? Like you. Anyway, fuck yourself. Those cards are so annoying. People don't give cash anymore. Yeah, and I was like, give cards.

The banks convinced them that it was grass. Yeah, right. Right. So they buy these visa gift cards that all charge six bucks off the top. And then like people are scratching the fucking numbers off of them and putting them back so they're Yeah, you can't catch them There's so much fraud with that shit is there. Yeah, yeah, I've had a good experience with one of those gift cards Maybe twice and then otherwise it's just oh a $20 gift card. Yeah, thanks. I'll get about $3 out of it. Yeah. The time I get through. Right.

You have $4 left on this thing. Okay. I'll use that next time. Actually, it gets charged a monthly upkeep fee. Oh, really? Yeah. They bleed to death. The gift card. That's what, yeah. They bleed out slowly. Yeah. Just give me interesting money. Yeah. Like a stack of ones preferably. Here you go. Here's $20 in ones. Sure. Wow. If I get too many of these, I'm going to have to find an excuse to go. It's a trip. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, having forbidden that would happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Merry Christmas. What makes me a rage is taking a piss after someone with smelly piss. The whole bathroom just fucking stinks. Uh-huh.

Drinks more water. Go fuck yourself. And meditate once again. Oh, and the shot. It's true. But, yeah. You got to have separate bathrooms. If you have a woman in your house, you got to have a separate bathroom, I think.

He's talking about the woman took a small piece. Well, you're walking in when someone else has had a smelly piss and you're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, I mean, it could be anybody though, couldn't it? Well, yeah, but if it's in a like a company bathroom, it kind of gets diluted with all the chemicals. Yeah.

Usually only a home issue. Yeah, right. And over to grandma's house, you're like, what the fuck is grandma been drinking? I don't know. Raspberry rhubarb, what does it smell? It's just disgusting drinking a pre-workout with vinegar or something. Drinking fjohns, blueberry, raspberry vinegar, whatever. Yeah, I'm disgusting in here. So I got my car inspected today and the process just took 5 minutes. But it took half hour today because the scanner had to be rebooted and of course the two

women working my leg had no fucking idea how to do any of it. So I'm just sitting there with some of my ass until a man had a gum come and take it for take care of it for them. So my point is women just should not be around any car. Not two of them at the same time. Come on. You got a home depot and ask a little fat Latina. Hey, where's a, where's the shovels? Yeah. Go, let me go ask, let me go ask somebody. Yeah, of course, of course. And they go find another. Yeah, of course, of course. And they go find another fatlitein. Like, what?

So they start looking around like, oh, yeah. Okay, hold my arm like this. We're gonna go find another one to ask. You better not be asking another little fatlitein, a woman. Go ask the guy that looks like you just got out of prison today. That guy knows where every screw in the store is.

Yeah. And shovel. He's used some of them. just got out of prison today. That guy knows where every screw in the store is. Yeah. And shovel. He's used some of them. He's buried a body today. Yeah, exactly. Okay, one more. This is a nice Christmas new year. Voice me out to end the year on.

The year to like it. Hey, Dick, it is me. The guy calling, I'm calling back. My rage was about a women getting gang bang. Right. And me and Loki, like, I don't want to marry someone that's been in the gang bang. i'm called back my rage was about uh... women getting gangbang right and me a lowkey i don't want to marry someone that's been in the gangbang and i know i can't control that

they can lie to me i don't want you to focus on that part i think that i don't just explain important part of the actual scenario that happens i was on tinder and i was swiping and just like vido set there are i don't know too out of every hundred profiles like it's a bit more common than i would have expected that i would have got

yeah like every you for every hundred profiles or so you'll see description that read uh... polyamory uh... monogamous no what's the word like ethical monogamy non monogamy whatever non-monogamous it's all the same thing it's women with multiple points yeah which is normal

dating is used to be normal i should be the point of the rage in the middle of the call for some reason i do want to have a game i want you know i'm a real good i know i don't have any qualms i haven't been in one you'll start joking that i get invited to them every weekend

i've never been in one i would be open to it if i was invited but does he want to invite them to say that i don't know gave me my due and said everyone says this no one wants to date a flight but yeah you see you settle for what you can get uh...

and some people inevitably do okay i lost a point of the stomp like this that's it uh... book itself i think i have a new year smithy why do you want to be in a game bang i have never in my life thought, man,

I could really go for a gangbang. But I could go for, yeah. Do you ever wake up in the morning and ask you look at the mirror and ask yourself how long has it been since you've been in a gangbang? Participated in a gangbang? Never once.

Man, this is the ultimate, like I want to know what the dog thinks when it catches the car. Like I want to know what your experience, having it catches the car. Like, I want to know what your experience, having gone through this journey with you, sir. Right. I want to know, there are still questions. What your experience is doing a gangbang.

I need you to be in a gangbang so you can report on reporters, lived up to your expectations. Yeah. Whether it was, you've thought it was gross in some ways or not. But another, you definitely does not want to marry a woman who has been in a gangbang. He knows that. That's going to end up marrying her, of course.

Well, he, nobody's just seems, he seems kind of preoccupied with it. Like he's very, he seems very, this, this idea that he might marry a woman and she may have lied to him about being in a gangbang. Look, I would say chances are most women have not been in a gangbang. I don't know. All these body counts that they're having these days. You know what? Maybe I'm wrong. They're all hores. Maybe I'm wrong. Well, I mean, yeah, yeah. What if a what if your wife, what if you have a gangbang and then your future wife says, well, I don't want to marry a guy that's been in a gangbang? I know. What if she says

that like right out of the gate. Right. Or it waits until the day of the wedding. She's like, oh man, it's like, could you imagine? If I was marrying a guy who'd been in a gangbang, I would kill myself. Right. Uh oh.

Oh boy. Take this one to the grave. Yeah. Hers. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Please. We got to helpt. Pfft. Pfft. Please. We got to help this. There's got to be some kind of a gang banger listening to the show. You got to be who does gang banger. Gang banger. Gang banger. Not that kind of.

You're not sure that you just want to be recorded. Right. I assume that he wants it to be a amateur gang banger. Yeah. What's a gang? Is it three? Is it three guys? Is that a gang banger? No it three guys is that just a three some no three guys Oh three oh three oh three guys and that was also a three some yeah the guys and a girl

like the like I mean I'm so like I guess that would be the other ones in that movie three men and a little lady Ted Danson and Danson sure and Steve Gutenberg Steve Gutenberg that's the odd one yeah that's I forgot I know that because of the Simpson song. Right. Oh, right. Right. Who made Steve Gutenberg a star? Yeah. Yeah. So is that a gang bang? If it's, if it's three guys go wrong and that relationship is a gang bang happen. I think so. I would feel a little gang bang. Three guys, three guys and a girl would definitely constitute. I would think for my gender winner show was not a gangbing. Well, the other one, you mean? The two girls, two girls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think it's got to be at least three guys. Preferably more. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, gangbangs, I mean, there's really no limit, is there? I mean, you got to run the risk of forgetting someone's name in a gangbing. There you go.

That's actually a good, yeah. Yeah. If you're struggling to remember a name, then it was a gangbing. If you remember everybody's name, oh, that's maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough.

Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not big enough. Maybe not his name. That's a gang bag. There you go.

Then we got to hook this guy up for 2024. That's my goal. Right. We got to get stove a hooker, which Chris Kiwi said he's not helping. Well, he called him gay. He didn't say that word though. Um, Chris the Kiwi, and he asked if I needed a brain, a new brain or something like that. Chris the Kiwi asked you if you needed a new brain?

Yeah, we got to get still. Why would you think that I would help him? Nah, he's just, is an opportunity to exploit his advantage. Yeah. And we got to get, we got to get this guy in a gangbang. Yeah. He clearly, somebody in a ginsere, some money, invite him. Some money to your number invite him.

He just wants to be invited. He doesn't want to put himself out there. It's like, you know, how do you put yourself out there for that shit? I mean, he's like, hey, available for it. You know, he wants somebody to invite him so it doesn't seem like he's just overly desperate to be in a gangbang. Right, right, right. You show up at the gangbang and I go,

here's the guy who invited himself. Right, here's the guy who invited himself. It's embarrassing. Here's Steve Gutenberg. You want to be showing up late. I don't even think you'd come to the gangbang. Yeah. So glad to see you.

Right. Okay, we can start. Yeah, you know what I'm just, do you want to start without you? Probably not. Right. You definitely don't want to be first. Okay.

Preferably show up. Right. Fashionably late. Right, after the woman shows up. You don't want to be waiting with a bunch of guys. Yeah, okay. Take blue shoes together. Yeah, right, right, right.

Okay, everybody. All right. Have a good new year. Yeah. Happy new year. See you.