The Dick Show - Episode 392

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

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You can get away with pretty much anything back in the day. Yeah. Song could just be total garbage. Maybe it still can. It can. It can. Do you remember that new song that was out? I was people don't care about lyrics as much as the beat and the hook and the melody.

The songs, because classical music has never been listened to, right? I mean, so, that's true. Clearly vocals are everything, or I mean, that's true. Clearly, clearly vocals are everything, you know, or lyrics are, you know, that's true. I only care if they're, I take note if they're very, very good and I can't get past it if they're really, really bad. If the lyrics are really bad,

I can't think of it. I'm like, oh my God, come on, you can't, that's come on, come on, that's. That's somewhere, if I told you, if they're just middle of the road, you can't, that's come on, come on. That song where if I told you, if they're just middle of the road, I can tune them out, frankly. I mean, I just listen to them, hear them most of the time.

If I can understand what the lyrics are, there's a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like what the fuck was that? Yeah, man, Melody. I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Remember that song that came out?

Just a bunch of pickup lines in the song. Yeah, the fuck is this? Yeah. They can't be serious with this, can they? They can. Just give me an old fashioned, put your hands in the air. That's what I want.

Exactly. At least that's not supposed to be smart. Yeah. It's just something I could do. Uh-oh. What are they talking about here? Uh-oh, he's, uh-oh, oh man, is he ever back? Oh good.

I have been laughing the last couple of days to myself. Heak Maddox last night went off on you. Oh really? He called the bad home brace, Sean's pedophile. Maddox did a full live Q&A. He did. I wasx did a full live Q&A. He did. I was gonna have a nice evening of trying to get hit on me Tanaka in studio and failing,

but Maddox dropped a live Q&A on us and all the sudden plans changed. Who is this? I had to pound all my, who is this? Oh, just comments, I don't know. Shitting on you. Yeah, great. Oh, he liked it!

Maddox Heart like this kind of shitting on you! Nice! At least Vino tries to be more of an actual person than Sean, who's one of the biggest yes men I've ever seen. Okay. I think his job is like 20% audio engineering and 80% agreeing with anything and everything that Dick says, Maddox Heart like that. It's more like 10% audio engineering and 80% agreeing with anything and everything that Dick says, Maddox heart like that.

It's more like 10% audio engineering. hilarious. Something's in the clip where he's talking about you. That's great. I guess we'll play it. Do you know that I could probably argue with you on almost a bait any size? Almost everything.

Our shows would never get done. What do you mean what are you going to argue with me about? Why don't it's hard when you're as right as you are all the time. Yes, yes go on. Yeah, but it's not my show man. What are you saying that Trump's not the greatest man who ever lived? I'm saying Trump's not the greatest man who ever lived. What the hell? Yeah, I know.

It's a news to everybody that I think that I think that, well, since since I just read that comment, what is real to? I do think Sandy Hook is real. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's that's that's funny that. Oh, George, yeah, he finally couldn't ignore me anymore, I guess. Oh, man, he did a live Q&A last night. And I was watching it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Oh, god damn. I would tell people what to ask, because you know, I'm really good at like shitty question. I'm good at the two star review, right? Like that one could be real. Yeah. Yeah, so I asked my room. So I'm just gonna for agreeing with you. You're gonna disagree with that?

Yeah. No. So I was sitting here going, okay, hit agree with you. You're gonna disagree with that? Yeah. No. So I was sitting here going, okay, hit him with this. Hit him with this. Ask him about the backwards graph. And so then all of his comments would go, why is the backwards graph? Backwards graph?

Because he was watching these god awful presentations that he's made about me. Again. And the third time is not the charm with these things. Bro, he's I've been laughing the last couple of days as I've a. It's got these sticker sheets new shop.dick.show. Oh nice. Brought to you by me. Those are good. Pretty good. The one of you dancing. What do you think about that? I love it. I love it. I love it. Disagree with that. I can't. Um, that bonus episode we did has gotten more and more funny to me over the last couple of days. Dude, he straight compared you. He straight

compared himself to Salina. That happened. And you to a fat Mexican woman. Sorry for being redundant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like at a certain age, you know, and of course, sorry for being redundant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like at a certain age, you know. And of course, that's a guarantee. And of course, he fucked it up. Look, all you have to do, it was like he was breaking news. There is a precedent for this. Oh, for a celebrity getting killed.

Oh my God, all you have to do, John Lennon. John Lennon is the answer. Everybody, okay, so check this out. Psychotic fan, right? Okay. First of all, it's a better comparison because John Lennon is a man, right? Also, I don't go around comparing myself to women.

He was actually killed by... He was actually killed by a psychotic fan, not somebody who ran their boutique and was fired for, for imbezzlement. Yeah. That's what it was. She for imbezzlement. Yeah. That's what it was. She was just fired for, yeah, she was a super fan at first, but then she fucking got fired for imbezzlement.

Nobody's ever walled into their fucking full replacement employment with a gun and fucking laid waste to the front office, right? Oh man, she's fucking on his, but it's like, oh my fucking god, this fucking guy. How do you keep fucking this up? The rumble's not live. Uh-oh.

Who is this? What? Leroyally? What did you say? The rumble is not live. It's like, damn it. It should be live now. It should be live now.

As I was saying, I think the streaming people missed it. Maddox, uh, Maddox did his live Q&A. I was going to have a nice evening. I thought he was going to do it like at the end of all this. Me too. Yeah. He's decided to do it now. I don't know why. It was hilarious. How much? And then Bochie, lying. Did he? Did he do? He called the backwards graph reverse chronographic order. Let me see. I get the yeah, he said the timeline isn't backwards. It's in reverse chronological order. The fuck does it? Why? Why? He was arguing with because I'm telling people what to say in the chat.

Yeah. Because I have 1100 people watching me, 200 people watching him. So I'm saying put this in the chat, put this in the chat, right? Put this in the chat to fuck with him and he's just sitting there looking old and out of shape. Somebody, I got somebody to ask him, how's your 401k or what, the exact quote was, how do you plan on surviving past 65?

I'm not sure what they mean by that. What? Because you guys know retirement, right? Well, you guys know fucking money. Yeah. So near the end, we were hitting him with that. He said he would talk to Stuttering John. He called Carl a knockoff version of me.

Boogie came on. I got Vito to get Boogie to go on. Boogie comes on and Boogie doesn't know what the fuck Maddox is talking about. So it's like, who are you talking about? When you say fanboy, and Maddox eventually had to go, I take masters on him. Same my name, which he can't do. That's why he comes up with these nicknames.

Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. So Maddox immediately goes on this unhinged rant about fucking 17 year olds, a totally non-controversial position, right? Yeah. Don't do it. A lot of guys want to. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch,

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you, but I don't really have that much room to talk. Right? Like, like, books goes on this huge rant, not knowing that bookie is dating a child, right? You know, not according to the law. He's like 50 or something. Is he really? Yeah, it's a crazy fucking age difference. It's different.

But it's weird. It's a little weird. Yeah. Yeah. It was out of all it's weird. It's a little weird. Yeah. Yeah. It was out of all the things to pick to go after me at. You picked the worst one with the exact wrong person. Uh, yeah. Sure.

Well, you know, he will always fuck it up. He went in on Larry too for some reason. Why after Larry? Look, for no reason. I'm sure, like, you know, I don't even know if I, I don't even, people are probably sick of me talking about psychology and stuff like that. Okay, I'm not a fucking psychologist,

but I'm 10% of your role. But I, yeah, maybe more 12%. But I have been kind of immersed in it for a long time. Some, some, you know, in some attempt to become a more or less functional human being. To become better than I was raised to be. Ah, okay. Better in what way? For other people?

Not for you, less powerful for you. Well, I can, better for other people. No, what's great is that it goes, it goes both. No, that's it can work better for other people. No, what's great is palatable. Is that it goes, it goes both. No, that's a lie. That's a lie. And for other people. That's just psychologist lie, like transit. I'm better to be in a relationship with.

I'm better. I'm better. Yeah, maybe I, you know what, maybe even in the wrong way. I've been fueling myself with power and anti-psychology. You're right, you're right about everything. So he, it's funny. Thinking back over the over the years to how he kind of said that you enjoyed being on his show more than mine.

That you told him in the kitchen. I don't know if a kitchen is a gay bar that you guys went to together or something, but he made sure to say the kitchen that you were in the kitchen. Huh. And you said you enjoyed doing his show more than being around me even. Oh, I don't think I would have said that, but no, I could have said that I enjoyed his show more. I could have said that. And the reason is because there was no,

what I really wanted, I kind of wanted everything just to go away. Yeah. Like it would have been, it would have been, like okay, doing this thing, doing this thing, there's no fucking dry. And then at some point, it just got out of control. Yeah. Like it got out of control. Yeah, it wasn't, and it wasn't, it wasn't fun anymore.

You're precious psychology. And he was a fucker. Like, so it was like, I mean, just lies upon lies upon lies. So it's like, you can't do that anymore. Fun show to do, but nobody wants to watch it. That's the problem with fun shows to do. It was something that I could, yeah, I probably, I don't recall it.

I probably did say that. I probably didn't even get, I don't know why he would bring it up. Who gives a shit? Well, I don't know. Okay. But it's because it was something that, see, I've always looked at the podcast as,

there's just, there's something that adds to my life. And at some point, it's been where it's like, God, do I really even wanna do shows anymore? Do I really need this? Like, but still, I still come here every week and I still think it's a net, but like add to my life. Wow, I think it's you got the sticker. I yes, I did pretty good. I still I still enjoy it We got to give we got to give Sean some fanmails. I think is what he's saying here. No, I don't want family is in his weird way

I don't want to miss but what's so funny about? Like a lot of guys and here we go. Here's a, I am not an expert, folks, but I, but I say you're an expert. I know a lot of people, you know what? Maybe, maybe I fucking could, and people would go like, yeah, he's an, you know, I'm gonna do a big experts on these days. What are you gonna do is say it now, you know, and people put doctor when they have like a doctorate and something completely unrelated, and they say that,

and then they go off on all these fucking, they've put in their, they don't put your handle. Well, no, MD, that's, you better be real. If you know that Michael Schellenger guy, he was like, we got to do COVID lockdowns right now. He was like super aggro. Who's he not, I don't know who he is. No, he said he put MD in his handle because those are his initials of his middle name. Oh, yeah, see that's, it was. It was Shellenberger M.D.

And we're like, well, wait, why do you have M.D. And you're saying, you know fucking why? Cause he's trying, yeah, fuck that, fuck that guy. And fuck guys on the other side who do the same shit who are fucking chiropractors. Yeah, you know what I mean? So what people, the dude's got a personality defect. There's no doubt about, I mean, he has some serious fucking narcissistic traits.

He feels very persecuted all the time. He's the hero or the victim. He can never be the villain. So what a lot of these people do, what they do is they get a hold of some kind of professional material. Oh yeah. Like a book, like written, and they project so fucking hard that they go, I knew it.

I knew it. Everyone in my life is a fucking narcissist. And they never know that it's them, so they weaponize it. And that's what's so cool. And that's what's so cool. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, life is a fucking train wreck. You don't like dealing with that person, so they don't deal with them anymore. But it's stop fucking trying to label everything like it gives you control over it, it doesn't.

Doesn't fucking matter. No, no, no, also use, it's like calling someone a genius. Oh, he's a f**k. You know what I mean? Like, these things have lost meaning because lay people use them. Genius. I have to deal with it anymore. I have a theory. You ever heard that one?

You know what I mean? It's like, no, what you have is a hypothesis. Like, that's, you don't, you have is just a bunch of dumb shit you heard on television. Well, yeah. That's what you have. But that's, but most people don't dig into it, you know, like, like, like, like some of us do. Yeah. Um, so, yeah, it's, it's, it's just, it's funny.

The, it's like a, it's like projection to a level that most people, because everybody does it. Everybody, everybody, it's, okay, you. Except 20% of the time, I audience of this show, they know. It's everyone, other people do. Right. But he just, it becomes so severe in somebody like him that it's like, that's why people who don't

are just doing drive buys, you know, with to this whole, you know, mess goot God, I mean, he's so, he's so, you know, absolute in it. Like, I mean, this guy, it's crazy that it's like, and he almost, George believes it, in some to some extent, otherwise, in other ways, he knows he's in reverse chronological order.

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That's over one, one tweet a day. It's like, okay, the, the guy who killed John Lennon was Mark Chapman. Mark Chapman, several hours before he killed John Lennon, showed up and got an autograph from John Lennon. Now, that's crazy. The picture of it. Then he came back and killed him. But he probably, he probably knows that. Maddox probably knows that.

I don't think so. If he knows it, he can't use it because he wrote that article saying the Beatles suck. Oh, maybe. Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, fuck. That will make me look like a hippocryte. That I know something about. I know something that I can't make everyone. Everyone for multiple generations does what happened, John Lennon. He got murdered. He's like seeing those math signs. So I can't compare myself to John Lennon. Yeah, I've already said the Beatles are overrated. So that would mean that I'm overrated.

With Selena, except he wouldn't even use the male version of that GIF. He would use the woman version in his mind. You go go out to go out to anywhere. Ask a hundred people, you know, do they don't, you know, nobody's gonna actually do this. But survey says that's what they, oh, you're waiting for you. Yes. We asked a hundred people. Yeah. What is it? Well, never it's to ask him if they've heard of Selena. Yeah. If they say yes, ask her. Yeah, let me see. See. What happened? What happened to Selena, right?

They say, burn. Yeah. Now say, name me a Selena song. I'll guarantee you 95% will get, she was murdered, 95% will not know a Selena song. Survey says, rapapapa. Survey says, I poppy. So the fact, what I'm saying is,

I love how he couched it like, I'm gonna learn y'all something. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's actually a precedent for this. Motherfucker, everybody knows that. And you picked the dumbest example you possibly could. Dr. Sean. I don't know about so we need.

You know, you should be a psychologist. I want, aren't you set up shop? God, man. Like Lucy with the member in the peanuts, when she had that psychiatry booth. Yeah, yeah, the doctor is in. 5.6. Why don't you do one of those? My opinion is worth less than that.

But I'll give it to you for free. Nobody wants a free opinion though. That's true, that's like, you. I got free opinions by own. I want to buy one. Well, and then when they disagree with it or say, see, it didn't work, then they can, then you got to rationalize a pit an opinion they paid for. Well, like this hustler university is totally worth five grand or they'll want to hold you accountable. I paid for that. I'm going to

see. Yeah, don't get all pissed off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you like it, you bet. It's a show where Evans can contest come to you live from out and bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Nick Masherton, AKA the $20 million man joining me is world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. It's not Dr. Sean, the audio, the 10% audio engineer. I think down to 20% maybe 20% I'm not a sticker for now in sticker form.

I think I put a Sean dance mug. I like that one. That one's cool. It is cool. There's even a hologram. But who made those? Well, the sticker store did. The sticker store.

Yes. Who did the artwork? Oh, fuck. Who did the artwork of the Sean? That's the only important thing. Now you put me on the spot for something like that, I look like the asshole, but I don't know. I don't think it was, God dammit.

I wasn't Corgan. What are you gonna do? Now I look like a, now I'm starting off the show, looking like a huge asshole, for not giving an artist credit. Call in if you wanna call Dick and asshole. Somebody tell me who the artist is, please. Are you feeling, does it feel like something is different in the air? Does it feel better? Because tell me Tanaka is in LA. Really? I have been putting out all the vibes I

can, Sean. So it's a lower her to the do anything to get her over here. Yeah. I mean, not well for the show., preferably for the show. Let's just say that. That will be the best case. I will do anything, sacrifice anything, God, whatever you want me to do, I will do. Please, I have been obsessed. I've been stalking her every move. I've been trying to get Dick heads to translate messages.

I've tried everything. Stalking her every move. Researching, whatever you want to call it. Yeah. I've tried everything stalking her every move researching whatever you want to call it Yeah, I've been looking up across referencing. I've been figuring out what arcades she's at I've been learning Japanese to try to get a hold of her. I don't know what I should do. Are you turning Japanese? I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm should I go see Godzilla minus one? Well that help? Should I go buy a Stanley Cup? Should I go to Target and fight a bunch of fat black women to buy Stanley Cups?

Why do you wanna buy a Stanley Cup Cup? For something, I don't know. I gotta do something different. Me just being me is not gonna get her over here in the show. For the show, I'm saying, for the show. Right, exactly. I don't wanna come off as weird or creepy. No.

I'm just saying, it's once in a lifetime opportunity. Is Target selling Stanley Cups now? Target is, or creepy. No. Just saying, once in a lifetime opportunity is target selling Stanley cups now? Target is, of course, target is selling Stanley cups. Really? They're like thermoses. Women. Stanley Cup thermoses. Women have to buy at least two or three thermoses every year.

Huh. Or else they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll turn into that ashy elbow skin all over their body. They'll have like the wrong arc of the covenant, the wrong holy grail. They'll desecate it. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, right? She chose poorly. But they don't constantly buy new thermoses. And each thermos has to be more advanced than the, and more cumbersome than the last. And 20 years, they'll have a thermos like those old giant currency wheels

that they had in the South Pacific for some reason that everyone has to know that stupid factoid. Those giant six ton stone wheels that they used as currency. You don't remember this? Why don't we go to school if you didn't learn this? You're supposed to learn about this in the Holocaust and school and slavery.

The what? The what? Survey says, what were you supposed to learn in school? Oh man, the Holocaust. Baaam. Number one, two and three answers. And four and five.

The worst part about her tummy to knock of being in LA is I, you know, sometimes you look back in your life and you're like, oh man, I could have, if I had done this differently, I could have got that, you know, if I had said this in an argument, I could have got that. If I had said this, I wouldn't have ruined that my relationship.

If I said this, I would have fucked that girl. Right, if I had said this, I would have got the job. Right, even now. Those are my one through 10 answers you just gave. Survey, yes. There you go. But I can't even groundhogs day, my self, I'm trying to say,

do you say groundhogs day to annoy? Everybody does that. Groundhog's Day. That's the Groundhog's. It's his day. What do you mean? I think you're doing on purpose. You're on purpose.

Yes, manning. I think you're doing it on purpose. I think most people do it on accident. By accident. By purpose. Most people do it by purpose. Yeah. Did you get that by purpose or was it with accident? Is it by accident? It is by accident. I mean, I don't know how to get, I told me to knock a, if she was next door, I wouldn't know how to get her in the studio. Realist is like, I mean, this is this,

this is like that myth of the king that I might as that wanted to drive the, the tied back, you know? I can't, I have no power to get, I don't know how to get, I don't know how to get, I don't know how to get, I don't know how to get,

I don't know how to get, I don't this is this, this is like that myth of the king that I might as that wanted to drive the the tide back, you know? I can't, I have no power here. This is my impotence of the thing I want most more than anything. More than anything I can't even come close to getting. Step one. I don't know. You could probably come close. Maybe. I'll be on my deathbed looking, what could I have done? Well, who could I have known? Who could I have met? What channel has given you go so close to Hitomi Tanaka?

Exactly. One of Peach's friends, I guess we used to play Fortnite with her. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Foster, that's sort of a relationship. How can I, I'm like, how can I fix all my relationships in like 10 minutes?

How do I do that? How could I have done that to extrapolate, to move that laterally, to that friendship, to somehow get an introduction? That way, it will drive you mad. Yeah. You are, you mad? I'm mad, yes, I'm.

Bad. Bunker is. I'm da, yes, I'm. Bad, bonkers. Yeah. I'm daffy. It's not going to happen. And I don't even have a Stanley cup. I can't believe you didn't see these fat women thundering towards these regional displays of Stanley cup. It's a water bottle.

Why do women need, does it signify why the Stanley cup? Well, because marketing, I suppose, I don't know, did hockey just explode in popular? Stanley is a brand of, it's a thermos. Stanley is a brand of thermos. Yeah. And women are, I'm telling you guys, you know, you listeners know I'm always on the forefront of how women are wasting your money.

So they license like the Stanley Cup from the NHL? No, it has nothing to do with the NHL. It's the name of the brand, like Thermis. They just call it the Stanley Cup. It has nothing to do with hockey. Really? It's just a thermis. Wonder if they'll get a brand name and stand it.

It's still a C and D from their name and Stanley. Yeah, but Stanley Cup. Like, I know it's not... It's not Cubs. I know it's not. It's not. I know it's not exactly in the same. No one's going to confuse it. Well, that in that. You can't go to Target and buy the hockey trophy. No, right?

That's what I thought you were talking about. There's Stanley Cup thermos. Me too. I had to, I was like, oh, okay, it's just a thing. That's what women are wasting money on this month. I'm always trying to keep you guys. I'm like, Jim Kramer. I'm always trying to keep you updated on the things women are wasting your money on. And this week, this month, it's gonna be Stanley Cups. You've gotta find it.

They're hiding it from you. They're hiding it under the floorboards. Are they're hiding it in the attic? Or they're hiding it in their quote unquote, Jim bag that never stinks with their shoes that are never worn. They're hiding Stanley Cups from you. Find them and send them back.

Find them, you march her ass in there, and you say, you fucking return it. And I don't want store credit. I want my money, I put the money back on the card. Store credit is not the same, because you bitches treat store credit like it's free money and it's not. You're coming back from Target with pre-made cheese balls,

so they're easier to put on crackers and all kinds of goofy bullshit because it's free money, but it's not free money. It's the same as regular money. The contractor that I hired to fix my pipes, a hole appeared. You're never gonna believe this, a hole appeared in the wall in my house. Just appeared. Just appeared. And he didn't put it there and felt no obligation

to fix it. Okay. He said, well, that happens. He said, yeah, I said, yeah, it happens because you put a tool through the wall. Where, in the inside of the house? Like inside the house. Like inside the dry wall, though.

They were taking the stucco off to replace my pipes. You know? Oh, and he did it from the outside. And then all of a sudden there's a hole inside the house and I could see straight through from the hole to the outside through the hole that's in both walls. Well, yeah, this thing, you gotta fix that. Yeah.

He goes, well, we didn't do that. So what he's talking about, we didn't do it. And he goes, well, that happened because of vibrations. I think so, I suppose. I mean, in some way, vibrations did probably cause it. Yeah, I was, you could argue that, but you did it. Sure. Don't George Floyd me on this whole.

The whole didn't get, the whole didn't appear because of a fentanyl overdose. Your knee was on the wall wall and then the hole appeared. Okay, that's what happened here. So fix it. Well, I don't see why. I should fix it. He said, what do you mean?

What do you mean you don't see why? Of course you should fix it. I mean, it happened. You did it. It happened while he was doing something. Because what happens? Because the wall was vibrating and then the hole appeared. It's a hole.

It's like, Where are you smashing it? It's a hole, it's a fucking hole. Yeah, like, oh, you said you could see through it. It's outside. Okay. I guess I could come, I could come, put some speckle on it. That's what I figured.

You'll have to sand it. That's what I figured he would say. Okay, let's, yeah. Now we're getting somewhere and he goes, Well, it happened because it's vibrating. There's metal in the wall and it's, I don't need to know. I mean, what do you mean?

You did it. Well, don't fucking... You should, if he... If it's a known thing, then he probably should have said, hey, this may make a hole in your wall. Yeah, I signed a thing. A full of shit is to say there might be new random holes in your wall when we're done fixing the pipes.

Cause of vibrations. Possibly. When we're done fixing the pipes. It has the vibrations. Uh, absolutely crazy. Absolutely crazy that Maddox finally did a live Q&A. I'm kind of proud of him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was more proud of him last night when I was drunk. Yeah. Uh, no, how do you feel?

I'm kind of annoyed with him today. Oh, really? Yeah. Why, why more annoyed? Um, I don't know. He still isn't, he's still like so serious about it. Oh, yeah. No, this is not having any fun. Serious. It's, this is the most serious he's ever been about anything. He's been five years to put this piece of shit together. Yeah. To have all the time to reflect,

to see where he might be wrong or might do better. Or, but if he did one revision on it, it'd be another five years. You think he's thinking about me, like I'm thinking about to tell me to knock it? Like if there's one way I could get back and do it. 100% doing this. Like I said, everything that he talks at,

you're the stalker, you're the fanboy. No, he's the stalker, you're the fan boy. No, he's the stalker. He's the stalker. Um, Epstein's list. Did it come out or did it not come out? Oh, that, oh, it's just, it's just court documents. It's not like it's not this fucking smoking gun list that everybody's talking about. Right? Yeah, I don't get it's like, it's like a list of rapists. No, what are you talking about? No, but people read the headlines and yeah, that shit's cleaned up.

Oh, yeah, I don't doubt it. They know who raped, who did the raping, they just covered it up. And then they killed the guy. Yeah. Sorry, they killed one of the guys that they're having going around and staring pedophiles with blackmail material.

One of them. Yeah, right. That was the one that we caught, so they killed him, and then cleaned everything up. I don't know what is, yeah, I don't know what's supposed to learn from this. I don't know what's ever gonna really come to line. Real, it's gonna be straight behind, goes,

how could they steal an election? You know how many people would that would take? I'm like, are you fucking serious? What's the biggest headline right now? Of a bunch of rapists that run the, a bunch of kid rapers that run the government killing their kid raping pimp and suppressing it for 20 years. What do you mean? Would it take more or less than Epstein because that's real and it fucking happened and it's been happening since

1985. That's how that's how many rapes have been going on that we have that we have explicit proof of of this one guy for decades of there are probably dozens of that guy doing raping nonstop, right? I would love to know that list. That was actually all the materials that they confiscated and then it just disappeared. I just, you know, and then I see that a lot of them

would not shock me, I'm sure a few of them would. The headlines are so goofy around it too. I see like, oh, David Copperfield is on the, what the fuck? I'm like, what do you mean, David? And then I read it and it's like, what does David Copperfield do when he rapes? Oh, thank you.

And he made them disappear. And the testimony's like, no. I'm like, why did you guys put David Copperfield, maybe a rapist? What do you, what kind of fucking reporting is that? You're never got David Copperfield appears in the kid raping. Well, I mean, you know what he, what I mean is it for, yes raping or no raping? You're going to have to click to find out. But, well, why don't you guys, but that's what you're fucking brains out.

I know, but you know how that works. And I'm also, I want to be on the list. How do I get, how do I get on, there's going to be another one at some point, right? How do I get on the list? I don't want to do any right.

Well, I mean, if fucking George was taking more seriously and entertainment in any way, maybe he could get you on that list. And on Epstein's list, he's got connections in that world. No, I'm just saying like he could, you know, maybe, maybe make a big enough stink about it and get it to

To somebody who might you know who might write a headline get it to his FBI connections. Yeah, right. Yeah Back that guy's on a fucking list. I mean that's his FBI connections. It's like this guy says some really unhinged shit Yeah, I didn't have the balls to do anything about it. Fucking a Selena. Good. Damn. There's actually a precedent for this. Is that the word you were wanted?

precedent. Yeah. There's a precedent for famous people getting assassinated. I think yeah, I think he said precedent. He did, yeah, right? Yeah. It's dumb. Um, like a guy. Oscar Pistorius is out. Oh, isn't that? Yeah. It's dumb. Um, like a guy Oscar,

a historiist is out. Oh, isn't that? Yeah. Doesn't seem like that long. You think you're a wife. You're going to be girlfriend, I think. Girlfriend, whatever. You know, a woman that you're cohabitating with. You think murder your wife. You're going to go away forever. But that's, I don't know. It's not that long. It's making me rethink this whole just until you're Olympics. I guess. Yeah. You know, he's still looking good. You think you killed your wife. You's making me rethink this whole, just in time for the Olympic. Yeah, you know, and he's still looking good. You think you killed your wife, you come out of prison, looking all like at the end of blow, right?

Yeah, good. Fucking gross with a big bulbous nose. Yeah. Been raped. Obviously been raped a bunch of times, but he's coming out looking like Andrew Tade. I don't know, you know? Maybe if you get framed for,

maybe if you get wrongfully thrown in prison for killing your wife, it's not such bad, it's not a life-ender. That's all I'm saying. Oh, I think you did it. Well, yeah, you did, of course you did it. You all did it. I mean, that's not,

no one was ever framed for killing their wife. This isn't the fugitive. That's pure Hollywood nonsense. Right. Do we even need to have a trial, they say? How long was the end for? Like, eight years? I've probably less, right?

Yeah, I don't know. Let's see. Maybe about that. Didn't seem like that long. That's all I'm saying. Let me see. I'm loading the article up now. Look at, he looks good. He does.

I mean, he looks older than I remember him, but yeah, I mean, he's probably, what, is he probably is in his 40s I guess or it's total satisfaction. That's the look of total satisfaction of man's face. Why I look at that. I did it my way. He says Regret's nope. Yeah, none. Yeah He did the crime. He paid the okay okay, it's the BBC's not opening, oh well. Mm, mm, mm. Let's see, something about fat chicks.

Um, have you noticed fat chicks, fat people at the gym? I haven't gone to the gym like since they closed everything down because I have stuff at home. Oh yeah, stuff at home. Yeah, so I just, I realize I can do everything at home. Yeah. I do, I kinda miss the gym though. Maybe I should, I should go back.

Why? What do you do? I know, you're in a different mental place. That like, you're in a different mental place than you are at home. Yeah, more serious. Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes at home, after two sets, I'm like, well, I just stop. Yeah, yeah, you could talk yourself, you two sets, I'm like, well, I just stop. Yeah, yeah, you could talk yourself, you know, and right. I've done enough thing. Wait, it's forever. Yeah, I mean, I can't even take it. I should put them down. I go, ah, good enough. Yeah. I went to Pilates and there's a bunch of new, a bunch of new people who I'll probably see for a couple of weeks. Well, that's what happened. Yeah, after the new year, every time, you know, by the middle of February, the last of them, you know, is gone.

The ones who stick will stay there and then 90% probably will be gone. Yeah. I watched a, I watched a fun debate with Nick Riccata and Destiny. Really? Where Nick Riccata's, well, Destiny is like, yeah, Trump should go to jail for like, insorrecting and saying election fraud, saying that there's election fraud. They really hate the idea that somebody said, I don't think this election's on the up and up, man.

It's too much bullshit. Well, but up, man, there's too much bullshit. Well, but, well, now there's so much noise. Everybody can say anything. And just a certain number of people will believe it. Yeah, and that's like, I don't think that our elections are legit though. Like, yeah, for the, but not, I don't think they're legit enough.

Let me put it that way. I think there is, well, you should always be able to do better. I think we could do a lot better. Probably. Probably. It's certainly there. Is that, let me read you an example. Is there room for, yeah, of course, is it 100 percent? No. Obviously not 100 percent. We need to be doing a lot better than the way we did it last time. You should be able to get better every time. Yeah. See, we seem to be getting a little bit worse. Possibly. Take a step back.

Maybe sorry, everybody. Hey, maybe. Here is a poll from Rasmussen. Yeah, there by his poll. Well, I don't have any, there are big, you know, poll, you know, poll, poll, poll. Yeah, poll, poll, poll. I mean, no, I don't, you know.

17% of mail-in voters admit in 2020 they voted in a state where they're no longer a permanent resident that's a lot uh... twenty percent of the voters yeah say they filled out a ballot for a friend or family member ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, yeah, I believe that. Let's start right there. I believe that. Sure. I 100% believe that. Well, it's been done every time. I'm sure you. I'm sure you. I'm sure you.

People filled out the ballot that their kid had like, I'll show, I'll fucking show this idiot who votes. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. Yeah. 70, 17% of mail it.

It seems about, it seems about one fifth of people are just, I don't know, I don't know I want to say criminals, even though it is a crime, but like fudgers. That's really, that's really the problem, I think in general, with life, is that one fifth of people are fudgers. Yeah? Like, they take Mulligans without everything. For sure.

Oh yeah, for sure. Eight percent of voters say they were offered pay or a reward for voting in 2020. That's kind of surprising. What's the, how large, what was the, what was the, they made it up. They just made up the, these answers. Rasmussen?

Yeah. I don't know, probably like, it's always like three, the couple thousand. Is it? Yeah, I mean, you know, again, like, when you're talking percentages, like that, the numbers mean something. I do think yeah, I mean, you know, again, like when you're talking percentages, like that the numbers mean something. I do think that at a certain amount of thousands, it's representative red.

Yeah. Well, it could be bullshit, but I don't know. But the scene is right. But you gotta take it from different places too, like, but I know, no, it gets closer to being representative when there's more people. Yeah, I have a hard time ripping on polls like this. There's because it's just a poll at the end of the day. Well, they're okay. Well, you know, there's stuff that you're just not going to know.

Just going to fix or not. Yeah. Like here's a poll we took. Yeah. If you care about it at all or not. Yeah, sure. And this, this seems about like one fifth of people I would trust to rip rip off the system. Yeah, that seems about right. It could be. I think they're all in fucking Washington. Yeah, taking a gather. Yeah, yeah, voters fraud. It was really crazy listening to Destiny debate. Nick Riccata on the whole Trump election fraud thing. Because Nick, I mean, Nick's not even a huge Trump fan. But he's a lawyer, so he understands

the concept of illegal process. When things are fraud or not, constitutionally what you're allowed to do and what to say, and how these mechanisms, what mechanisms are not defined, what need to be defined more. And Destiny is the best version of the liberal point of view. Yeah, because he can put it best. Huh. Like I think, I mean, I don't know him. I, has he ever hates Trump? He, uh, super pro Israel, I think. Yeah. Like

he's, he, oh, whatever the government says, that's what Destiny's position is, mostly, on stuff like this. He puts it very well, but it really came down to, for him, like, Trump's just lying. So let's get him. Right, we gotta get him somehow. He's lying about the fraud. He doesn't think there's any fraud at all.

He ends just to find the means type of thing. There's no way, there's no way he thinks there's fraud, he's lying about it. When you got stuff like this, I think normal people look at voting and say, well that's all. I mean, come on. You have to get these people running.

Shit, they're retarded. We have to realize that Trump is gonna do whatever he can to get what he wants. Well, to get elected, yeah. To get whatever he wants. Well, what do you mean? That's how he might want to get elected, right? That's, yeah.

I mean, that helps him, yeah, but in anything with him, that's like, how can I, how can I do it? Yeah. How can I do it? That's, he sees the goal and then does whatever he can. Yeah, but part of that's really believing it. Like if you're that driven, you believe what you're,

I think, you believe what you're saying. Uh, yeah. You're not like lying on purpose,, you believe what you're, I think, you believe what you're saying. Uh, yeah. You know, you're not like lying on purpose, like you believe it. Even if it's not true, you've convinced yourself of it. That's the operative phrase. And yeah, that's why I have such a problem. It's like, wait, you think he's, if he's this much of a narcissistic, like, yeah, scumbag con man, he 100% believes it.

Uh, like psychics think they're fucking actually psychics sometimes. Close enough to 100% that it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Kind of like George. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, I believe he 100% believes it. It was an interesting debate for that reason.

Yeah, you and Desmond are all right, right? I mean, like you guys are kind of like, I don't agree with them. Yeah, no, no, no. It's funny, it's funny that that worked, that that worked that you guys are actually like, you guys go on each other's shows and shit. Yeah, he's great. He came on biggest problem.

It was a huge, he's good. Let's see, cops investigating a virtual gang rape. Oh, no. They're back. British police are moving into uncharted waters with a new investigation. They're looking into an alleged gang rape in a virtual reality game. What do you think about that?

I'm gonna go to my fucking, my, my cubic ol' that I live in now. Yeah, the pod? The pod, yes, thank you. The pod, that's in just close the door and just not come out. I'm actually not going online today. I'll show you guys.

I'm just gonna sit in the pod, sit at the wall. Yeah. No one's rap going online today. I'll show you guys. I'm just gonna sit in the pod, sure it's a ball. Yeah. No one's raping me today. A landmark investigation. I mean, retarded investigation though, right? Have you ever been in VR? Chat, it's like shitty Lego men running around.

There's no, how can you go like, you know, y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all. How can you, how can you have a VR rape? Like, you definitely can't. What? The alleged victim has said to be a great thing. The young girls avatar of the alleged victim has said to be a girl under the age of 16, who is wearing a virtual reality headset while playing an immersive game using her avatar at digital character. Uh, it's not alleged victim because there's no victim. No, you're just standing around in a, a digital character. It's not alleged victim, because there's no victim.

No, you're just standing around in your imagination. You're hundreds of miles away. Right? The alleged victim. I have a problem with that. What are you saying? That's as soon as like, you know, the person who is alleging that the parents go, hey, you're not going online anymore.

No more rapes for you. That's how, yeah. You're getting too weird. Cops in the UK told the outlet that the alleged victim did not suffer any physical injuries. Uh, but, yeah. You may have suffered psychological and emotional trauma. Similar to rape victims. Wow.

Like, you know, like, like growing up with shitty parents. Yeah, yeah, you know, like that could, that. I'd be okay with that if they would tag everyone of these articles with like, and her parents were very shitty. We interviewed them, they were retarded. They fucked her up for life. Yeah, the mom was just screeching the whole time. Yeah.

Dad had obviously had a couple, you know, or was recovering. Yeah, well, yeah. You couldn't, you couldn't really tell what sort of hierarchy there was in the family. Everyone seemed to be on the same level. Which is a huge problem. Yeah, it seemed like the mom would be good friends

with the daughter. She was older. Yeah, and it seemed like the dad would be bragging about having some beers with his son. Uh-huh. It seemed like those kind of people, so parents obviously dog shit, that might, I think that would cut down

on some of these nonsensical. Well, it would ground it a little bit. Yeah, and we'd let people know, hey, by the way, this is, we hate these people. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Okay. Yeah, that's uh, that's amazing.

If that, uh, do you have to be online to give virtual? I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised it's over in the UK though. Like, I mean, that's amazing. If that, do you have to be online to give her a chance? I'm not surprised it's over in the UK though. Like, I mean, it's... They're fucking up big time. Well, it's kind of the, it's the danky little thing. It's, you know, that kind of stuff. Yeah.

It's like, they've gotten even maybe a little more into fucking cartoon land than we have. Yeah. Here's a clip from Alex John's debated destiny too. You wanna hear it? Really? A clip from that? Yeah, okay.

Pretty good clip. See these two master debaters at work. Are you ready? Yeah, sure. Okay, here we go. Oh, no, you're doing it. Look forward to you, Dodger, the question again. You're doing it.

You're doing it. You're doing it. No, you. So, you. No, you. Look forward to you. Pretty good debate, I think. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's good. It's good.

Just do that. No, no, you're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. No, you're doing it. Okay, I'll go. You go. You go.

It's the last, Alex Jones's last, you're doing it. That really won the game. I think. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, I'll ask you again. It's also how they look on camera. You know, it's like, let's take a rest, Busson pole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see this again. No, no, you're doing it. I'm looking forward to you. Dodger the question again. It's also how they look on camera. You know, it's like, let's take a rest, mustn't pull. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see it. Let's see this again. Oh, no, you're going to look forward to you. Dodger the question again. You're doing it. You're doing it.

You're doing it. No, you show me you. No, you see, he's out. What's Jones anticipates the additional you and he's waiting for it and then he hammers him. Well, that's really the master debates minute. I'll tell you why also he was the only one to look at the camera at the last minute. He says, no you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, um, got an even need to know what they were debating. Who is he starting to look like? Who? Joe's?

Yeah. I don't know. What do you mean? I don't know. He's reminding me of somebody. You're already dodging the question again. With those, kind of, no use. Shops and stuff.

No you. You. He kind of has like a colonial era. It's the way that his beard is shaved. It's like half beard and half mutton chops that can act almost. Yeah, that's true. Almost looks like a Chester A. Arthur. Die Hard 3.

It was actually B B Arthur's son. You're, she's like a thousand, you know who was. That's a, that's a, there's an 80s reference for y'all. Be gendered Arthur. Gender neutral toy aisles, let's see. We might have covered this one. I don't know how they're gonna pull this one off. Yeah. California retailers are now required

to have gender neutral toy aisles. What? All retailers you think are just toy stories. They do really have like a real hard time. Now what I was talking to, they have to have a gender neutral toy. This is what fucking everybody does, you know, instead of fixing. You're telling me to fix it. People that steal your own problems. People making gender neutral toy This is what fucking everybody does, you know, instead of

fixing people, you're telling me to be able to steal election problems. People making gender neutral toy aisles. They don't steal fucking abouting election. Get fucked. You idiot. Major retailers in California are now required to have gender neutral toy aisles under a new state law. Man, nailed the weed in California, but everything else.

The new law requires retail department stores physically located in California with 500 and more employees to maintain a gender neutral section, or area to be labeled at the discretion of the retailer. What do you put in a gender neutral toil? Unbelievably, this is what these people are fucking doing. Up there.

Who are these people? New some and fucking retards up there. Yeah, stories that already have gender-focused Tory areas. Won't have to get rid of them, but instead add a toy section that would apply to this. Look at this. Look at this. Inspired by an eight-year-old who's just parroting, whatever, whatever, whatever extreme left retardation is being bandied about in their household. Parents trained them to send out. Well, actually, you know, scruffy doesn't know whether she's a boy or a girl.

Yeah. Oh, oh, you're a boy or a girl. You know, somebody asked about the dog, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not an automatic questioning. Well, you have to ask parents, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not an automatic questioning, man. Well, you have to ask parents, you say like, oh, boy, a girl. And they say, oh, I don't know.

And it's like, oh, does he have a dick? Yeah, that's what you have to say. Oh, does your child have a dick? You have to say that instead of the gender. No, we removed it. We removed it. Oh, okay. Ooh, all right.

There, that's for you. Talk your way out of that one. Alex, I was inspired to introduce this, no you, no you. I was inspired to introduce this bill after eight year old Britain. Oh, come on. But eight year old, come on, you named it Britain. You named the kid Britain

and they've got gender issues, come on. BRTTEN. EN, I don't know what the fuck gender that is. Come on. They have them Bruce. Right. You got any trans Bruce's out there? Yes. Yes, you do.

Our kids gone through a gender phase. Oh, which kid is that? Bruce. Bruce. Bruce is? That's odd. Huh. Your kids gone through a gender thing? Which one? Britain. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Huh. Huh. Your kids going through a gender thing?

Which one? Britain. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. When eight year old Britain asked, why should a store tell me what girls, shirt, or toy is? The Britain asked that?

Oh, I don't believe you. I've seen eight year olds at toy stores and all they say is, I want that, I want that, I want that, I want that. Why should a store tell you that? They make up a quote to make it, like to make the kids seem wise beyond their year. The store's don't tell you that, I want that, I want that, I want that. Why should a store, they make up a quote to make the, to make the kids seem wise beyond their years. They're here, don't tell you that, by the way. They just have shit there so you can go find it and buy it.

They're not telling you. I can't remember the last time, I've never, I don't know that I can ever recall seeing boys toys, girls toys. No, they do. They do that? Yeah, they have all the pink shit, they have all the Barbie shit in one aisle.

But do they literally label it? I mean, they might. I don't think they, I don't think they do. I don't think they say literally like it might have that. Boys, boys, toys, girls, toys. It's literally you go, so that's your problem. If you're seeing those as boys or girls toys, go ahead. Let the, let the, let the, let the boy walk down the barbewile

if he wants the fucking alcohol. I'm not going like what no like that's nobody's telling you anything Yeah, they don't have they're not like telling you to wear six X's they're just labeled so I Really have something in your size. I really don't think in many years that any store that I have seen has labeled things like boys toys, girls toys. Maybe not. We should all have compassion for individuals experiencing gender dysphoria. Keller said in a statement. Is this the eight year old too? Perhaps.

Yeah. There's an eight year old in charge of the California family, the California family council president, John Keller's son, Mackenziex said, all of them just communicate through their, Mackenziex, all of them just communicate through their kids. Like they're in charge of the parents council, and all they do is get up and say things that their kids said. My kids said that we're moving into a new type of world.

We have to respect people's gender dysphoria. Keller said in a statement, put activists and state legislatures have no right to force retailers to espouse government-approved messages about sexuality and who cares? I just have the gender neutral. Phil, it was slinkies. Just more dumb. Yeah, yeah, slinkies. They're silver, right? What do you even put there? Put some WD40 or something in there. I don't know. Why don't you just... What's the gender neutral toy?

Label, it doesn't, there, any animals, anything is a gender neutral toy. No, it does. Yeah, what? Boys don't wanna have a little fucking baby doll. Some do. No, they don't. Some do.

What? What little boys don't want? Maybe they club each other with it because the head makes that satisfying clunk sound. They're gonna play, they can, any kid can play with any toy they want. Like, why not? No.

It's just a fucking, it's to entertain you. Girls don't wanna play with like, nerfed guns. Some do. Some do. Lesbians, maybe. Maybe. But what, you know, boys, don't wanna play with like, Lesbians can still, Lesbians, most of the time,

still identify as girls, right? Uh, I got so. You've never known a chick who hunted? No. They're all over the place. Nobody. Not in this state, but yeah, fuck yeah. Well, they're not, they're probably playing

with little baby dolls too. And practicing gutting them. How do you feel, dress a deer, you know? Like a, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Maybe. You get any toy can be anybody's fucking, it doesn't matter, that's the thing.

It's all on whose eyes you're looking at it through. This whole thing is stupid and pointless. Yeah. I agree with that. Let me see this one, Mark. Shit, I know girls who love dinosaurs and fucking shit like that. And what? Yeah, total dinosaurs.

I know dinosaurs. It's a boys domain. I don't know who can't let these hoes get into dinosaurs. I don't know too many boys who, I don't know too many boys who really, well, you never seen a boy playing with an easy bake oven set. Come on, get out of here. Oh yeah, no, totally shit. Totally.

Who, where? Doesn't your, doesn't your nephew love to bake? He does actually. We bought him a rainbow bagel making. There you go. Yeah, for Christmas. Okay, he got me there. Okay.

This is Mark Ruffalo saying, what does he say here? Gross. Maga wants to paint everyone on these flights as pedophiles, except the one guy who smiles in a group of young girls, all headed to Epstein's fantasy island. Oh, wow. How about that? Pretty good.

My bet is there's some decent Republicans left in America that may think this is going too far. And then he has a, he's linked Trump is a saying with a bunch of little girls. I'm guessing it's fake, right? Yeah, that's AI. Oh, okay. He's doing Trump is not. There are no pictures of Trump sitting with like that.

Like five little girls. That's a little bit too. Like, how do you? How do you, how do you, how do you, how do you That's a little bit too. Like, how do you possibly think this is real? Well, here's a picture of Trump with five little girls on the Lolita Express going to Rio. Ray Pylan, explain this. Matt gets, oh yeah, that's a computer made that, buddy. Unbelievable.

You play the incredible Hulk, right? You know, computers, you're not that, you know, you're's a computer made that buddy. Unbelievable. You play the incredible Hulk, right? You know, computers, you're not that. You're not a computer, right? You're not a computer. Great. And then it still just leaves it up. Yeah. Because it's like, well, this could have been real.

That's what they think. Well, this is obviously AI, but you know, but they have this thing where if you catch somebody doing something wrong, they're wrong, they'll go, know, but it could they have this thing where the good if you catch somebody doing something wrong Yeah, they're wrong. They'll go well, but it could have been true Well, I know so that's just I mean, it's the idea behind it. That's that's what that's what we're saying It's like no, you got fucking duped right? Yeah, yeah You thought that there existed a real picture of Trump with a bunch of little girls going to a rape island I'm sure that people bite immediately and they don't it's like if I see that the first thing I girls going to a rape island. I'm sure that people bite immediately and they don't.

It's like, if I see that, the first thing I'm going to is, that's fake. Well, no, but I, first thing I will do is verify that it, you know what I mean? Like, I said, right there. I strongly, I would say that has to be fake. And then go, yeah, you know,

well, I guess that's, it's like, oh, this is an AI generated image. You see about bam, bam, bam, bam, it's like, okay, exactly what I well, I guess that's, it's like, oh, this is an AI generated image. You see about bam, bam, bam, it's like, okay, exactly what I thought. I think that'll be interesting about AI because even when they know it's AI, they'll still promote it as being representative of what could be real.

Well, yeah. So it's not even about like goofing, catching people out or goofing on people or like tricking them into something, they know it's fake and it's still satisfying for them to see Trump with a bunch of kids he's about to. Oh, I'm sure it's sad. I mean, yeah, I go, yeah, good, good, good.

I'm glad you're getting this out there. Yeah, yeah, even though it's AI, I'm glad you're getting this picture out. Right. But you know, we'll replace this with real pictures once we get them. Once we get them. Yeah. I you know, we'll replace this with real pictures. Once we get them, once we get, I mean, come on, like, come on, come on. Why would this exist? Right. Hey, Trump, oh, yeah, you're gonna rape all those kids. Hey, you get a smile. Yeah. From the girls too, obviously, you know, crowd around. Yeah. It's so funny. That is so fucking funny. Like you could ever find kids that hot, right? All that many.

It's impossible. You're lucky to get a five or a six, you know? The hot one's always got all kinds of protection around. Mm-mm. Okay. Airplane, oh, a teacher conference. What is that about? Let's see here. Teacher conference.

These are the most popular topics at the 20, it's 2019, that's kind of old. Yeah. Yeah. I noticed that old news stories pop up like all the time and then people talk about them like they're new and I'll go look at them. Yeah. It's like, oh, this is from 2018. That's actually much worse.

Yeah, that guy is now dead, but it's funny how that stuff, people see people assume that things are current. Oh, this just hits. Oh, no, no, this already made the rounds. And it wasn't, it didn't blow up then. Yeah, I know I cared then. Cause we weren't as fucking crazy.

Oh, fuck, and then we're gonna get into fat. I have a feeling we're gonna have a long fat watch today. You think so? Yeah. Did you see this Harvard lady that resigned? No, I did not. Plagerism, the president of Harvard. Uh-huh.

Was this lady that's like that old guy in the six flags commercial? Yeah. You see that? She's president of... Well, she was. Yeah. And then she got caught plagiarizing stuff. Man.

Uh, I mean, I don't know. Is, are we talking about affirmative action yet or is it just going to be, is DEI an affirmative action just going to be this way? What did she, what did she plagiarize? Um, everything. Really? As it turns out. Hmm. gonna be this way. What did she, what did she plagiarize? Everything. Really? As it turns out. Yeah, all her, all her retarded papers,

they get in, they get in college, and then they become PhDs in these like social sciences things, I think. Yeah. And then they just write nonsense. Her name's Claudine Gay. I don't know if she's gay. I feel like if she was gay, she probably wouldn't have had to resign. That's too many.

Well, do you think they're like... Tiny things. You think they like... There are a bunch of names before anybody ever made, like maybe meta. It's like, mm, potential presence like, okay. And then they, she showed up in person, they saw her, they're like, yeah, you're in. You're in. Oh, wow.

Check and check. Check and no wig at all. Whoa, that's very black. All right, and you don't happen to be gay, do you, is that? Just, just throwing it out there. You're the, it's like, are you actually gay? Oh my God, it's the unicorn. That's the one we've been waiting for.

Yeah. Yeah, they, Oh my God, it's the unicorn. That's all, this is the one we've been waiting for. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They, plagiarism charges down Harvard's president. I mean, and it's obviously all true. If the, like in this case, if she's gone, right, what do you mean? Well, it's all true. You just look at, like you can just look at everything she was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

But I mean, there was no, you know, there was no defending yet. There was no. It's funny because I feel like she didn't have to step down like who gives a shit? I mean, I would Harvard care. Harvard doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks, but that right. It's just a bunch of like it's just a routinely rank as the number one university on earth. Yeah, but for what? Yeah, well, it's just shit that's all of college all of college in the u.s. is political science shit that's just milking that's just uh... um... charging white people money and uh... uh... uh... disturbing like influencing influencing the very top echelon of money to be more political than another wise would. Like it's the government enforcing DEI and affirmative action and like ideological shit to influence.

So these people all become like lawyers and congressmen, policymakers, they all go become executives at banks and run the entire world. Yeah. I mean, it's not an indoctrination. It's just a pipeline. It's the, it's the, how the modern, it's the system. Yeah, right. So I don't know why she had to resign.

Like, what's the point? I don't know. You guys are all bad. She'll do something else. Yeah, she'll do, and they'll put someone else who is equally bad. But not a plagiarist. But probably is.

How could you not plagiarize this shit? Who even cares? Well, you got to be better at it than this though. That's probably what's offensive to Harvard. Oh, you think so? Yeah, it's the, it's the number one institution of learning, you know, and like, you got to miss a couple thing. Two, like two dumb not to just fucking, you know,

restate it and rearrange it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny. You know, like everyone else does. Like everyone else does, yeah. Okay, let's do, let's do some comments. I told people to call in to, let me see if anybody's on the blower. Oh wow, there's a lot of people. All right, who did I, oh yeah, oh okay.

Oh, she was anti-Israel, that makes sense. She's pro-Palestine. That's why she was fired. Is that what the... Well, I mean, they're talking about plagiarism, so I mean... Well, if... ...designate if she's... The donors have a real big problem with the anti-Israel stuff that's taking... That wasn't the ideology that they were hoping to foment in higher education. That's not what they want moving into the higher echelons of corporations and government is anything remotely resembling anti-Israeli sent.

Certainly didn't help the cause. Yeah. Okay. Cliff, Cliff Campbell. Cliff Campbell did the art for the shondans. That's exactly who I was gonna say too. I can't believe you didn't get that. All right, on the John, what's the calling? What do you want? On the John. On the John. What do you have to say?

And I'd like my cam enabled. Come on, when you got all these demands? I don't know, he must have something to say. All right, I'll send you a... I'll send you a link I'll send you a line. What the fuck? Don't post that, don't post that animation there, you son of a bitch.

I don't know if I can join any kind of cam thing. Mm. Mm. There it is, okay. All right, well, you're not muted on my side, dude. Bro, who's suppressed? Unfuckin' suppressed on the John, please! There he is.

Hello? Hey, what's up? How you doing? Hey, is my cam on? Hang on. Hang on, let me research. Did you say let me restart? Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah.

Okay. It's me! Uh, the negler! Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, figure, figure shit out. Um, okay. Mark Vanderloose says, armchair economist,

hey, I've never once heard of that raky shit you mentioned weeks ago. And now my wife is gonna spend, who knows how much on it tonight? Well, I've spoken into existence. I'm a rage. Didn't I bring it up? Did you bring it up?

Probably. Oh, there we go. Wow, it's the niggler. Look at that. He's, has he called in before? No, I don't think so. Is this like the noid? so. Just like the noid. It is similar to the noid.

Okay. So you're, hello. Yeah, hi. There he is. Look here, here's the Stanley Cup, see? Sean, look at all these women. My God. They're going nuts.

They're going bonkers. I really thought it was gonna be like a hockey trophy, thermoses. No, no. tie-in. Look at this. What did they put in those? What do you think they put in those? I don't know.

I don't know why they have so many water bottles. Butter scotch pudding. Maybe. You think they put in a nice 11 a.m. pudding snack in there? Gogert. Probably some gogert. Yeah.

Oh man, that was a big one. That was a big one that just... I just said I'll scatter it when the, you know, it's like that was the dominant female of being up. Oh my god. This is the who's who of women like the water, this is like the watering trough out in the wild. We got one wearing scrubs. They all have uggs. Look at this shit. I know. Uggs, uggs. She's got two or three.

Crocs. She's the equivalent. Do you think they realize like they get a certain size women and then they change their walk a little bit. Have you noticed that? Well, they have to. I mean, you like, you know, physically your legs, you've got to walk more bolegia, don't you?

You have to waddle more because, otherwise your thighs will chave. It's like a nurse walk. That's what I always call it. I don't know what a watch, watch this, watch this. Yeah. See that? That one.

Yep, yep. That is a, oh my mouse cut out. Hold on. See that one. Yep. Yep. That is a my mouse cut out. Oh, man. And there's an actual nurse who's doing it. It's like a nurse walk where they They walk with their ass is so big. It's like it's doing all the walking. Yeah, you're they go through a metamorphosis. Yes, it takes you for a walk. I didn't think in Soviet Russia, they got through a metamorphosis of like a young girl, a young live girl to like a fat nurse, like a fat Latina nurse with a ass walks them. Okay.

Nicolae, what do you want? Um, I kind of fucked up my entrance. I was going to do a bit. Okay. Whatever. All right. Sorry. It's fine.

It's your bed. It's going to come in and call your names and fat and gay and the number two most popular person on the biggest problem in the universe podcast. You know, it's going gonna be funny, but whatever. You're messed it up. Train wrecks are funny too. I mean, provided you're not on one, I guess. I think it probably would have gone better

on the biggest problem, but I don't know. They think so, I don't know. Sorry for the ear rape earlier. But wasn't too loud. No. Okay. Okay. Jack, Jack, be allodex, as I follow a podcast called Giggly Squad, and their newsletter had a list of their listeners, New Year's resolutions. What do you follow a podcast called Giggly Squad? No accounting for taste. What the hell? They're all women and it really gives a peek into how their minds work.

Giggler's New Year's resolutions. The Giggler, Niggler, any relation? Maybe a distant cousin. Someone I want to avoid though. The Giggler. Yeah. Tick. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick though the giggler. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd move bunch of women. There's Oscar,

Pistoria. So you need you think he's going to kill again? I mean, you got kill is next group. I think he has a license to at this point. Yeah. I mean, yeah. She kind of do not shut the bathroom door if you're in his house. Keep it open. Yeah, he'll think, you know, he'll think it's somebody else in there and just start firing.

Willie Nilly, does he come out of prison and go like, all right, I'm never gonna, I'm never gonna get that mad at my wife again. He shot a gun off in a restaurant. He did? Yeah, yeah, he was down like toward the floor or whatever. Well, he was sitting at a table. Yeah. They were looking. Are he killed? Yeah. I think that's true. Yeah. I mean, he was reckless with your somebody Sam. Yes. He pissed about his legs.

Lieutenant Dan. No, he was just kind of fucking, he was wild with fucking guns. Now, now, people, people like need to try to wind him up. Right. Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of asking for it. If he's going around shooting everywhere. I guess. Oh man, there's an Oscar for stories. I'm gonna go try to get him to shoot a gun, right? I know I read that later on. Later on, what's that blade on there?

I believe that's accurate. Polish your blades. Yeah. Can I de-bur your blades there, man? Whoa, blade man. Are those the fancy blades, right? To try to just piss them off. Look, I got a bullseye on my shirt.

Oh, doesn't that make you mad? You think he's gonna get into a spot where he gets a new girlfriend or wife and he's all pissed off? And he's like, oh man, here I am again. I'm ready to kill her. Fuck, prison didn't work. I thought these feelings were gone for good.

No. Yeah, right? He's like, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I mean, he's basically her fault. Like, how would she, yeah. Yeah, what are what he's, what are we gonna do? Like, is he kind of, I mean,

I think he's probably gonna be treated like a pariah. Like OJ, innocent, yeah, but everyone's. Exactly. Bill Cosby, right. Yeah. Everyone secretly still likes him. That's the real shame. Everyone secretly still likes him. Maybe should be. Bill Cosby, played runner.

Murdering the wife has nothing to do with the running. No, we all get it. We all understand. Everyone gets it, especially women, but we have to pretend like, right? Oh, man, I would never buy a car that you adorster about perfume or whatever. Never going to hurt rent a car again. Okay, gigglers, New Year's resolution. Certainly, I'm not using anything carbon fiber from now on.

Could he be the spokesman for a gun company maybe? I don't think he has a choice. When you absolutely positively have to kill your girlfriend. That's too awesome. That's better happen to you. Oscar, why don't you put your legs in the closet like I told you a thousand times. Yeah.

Did you like your living your legs all around the room? Yeah, yeah. Right? I'm tripping on them. I'm tripping all over your legs. I'm gonna lose my legs. I don't wanna have to need these things. Yeah. Yeah, you know that that's what she's complaining about.

Yeah. You leave stuff all over the place. This thing, you know. I just cleaned up down here, and you're leaving your legs around. I don't know what to use, but look at the stopping power even through a door, you know? Pretty good, right?

And pretty good, yeah. I'm gonna talk probably slowed it down, not at all. But the giga glars, New Year's resolutions. So this is the giga-ly squads, the women's New Year's resolutions. Stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry.

You'd have to start first. Yeah. Yeah. How can you stop something that hasn't started, you know? Like stop teenage drinking before it starts. Somebody explain that to me. Sounds tricky to me.

Do hip hop yoga. What? Hip hop yoga? That's a New Year's resolution. I gotta get it right. I'm saying hip hop yoga. Hip hop, hotamus yoga. How? That's nice. Just hop, hot, I miss yoga. How?

That's not even for some of your job right there. It actually is. Okay. Stop saying sorry. Get into hip hop, I miss yoga. What, what, what, what, what were you going to say? Just go to regular yoga and change the music. I don't like what's the difference?

That's a pop yoga starts late. Be nicer to women and meaner to men. Okay. Oh, more mean to men. Yeah. Okay. Say no to things without explaining why. Yeah, you know, everybody could actually do. Can you get back out of your fucking parking space? No. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need to explain why what I'm doing in here.

Yeah. Eat as many pasta shapes as possible. Jesus Christ. What? Fucking child. Yeah. Well, this is like out of like a, like a women's magazine, right? Eat prey.

Yeah, that's the sequel. Eat, eat, eat. Eat more weird looking cars. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, You're gonna love it. She goes, she rolls her fat ass down the street and just eats at Arby's all day. Yeah. She falls in love with a man at the water burger. Read a single book. Read a single, that's a, you know, realistic goals, I guess, you know, I'm not gonna happen, but still one. Yeah, it's supposed to like read a book a month, right? Yeah, yeah. Read a single book. Or like enrich yourself, like culturally enrich yourself,

become like more respectful of like knowledge and like your place in history. But that's two, yeah, you know, that's abstract for most people's brains. Well, especially, you know, anybody who's vowing to read a single book. Yeah. Like, that's not the point of books. That's not why they're regarded as like.

Somebody that should get to choose the book. Yeah. How to kill yourself. That, um, Oh, script story is a bi-harm graffiti. I would buy the shit out of that. Yeah. If he just goes through the,

Well, he has to, he has to write a book, right? That's, has it happened yet? Yeah, talk about how she's abusive and stuff. Well, I mean, just always making fun of his legs. You know, he's like, your dick is basically like your legs. Doesn't work. It's stupid, it's not. It's not be.

It's kind of all he can do is write a book, right? Or become a, or go to the, or go to the other, no, I don't think he's funny at all. No, I think he's actually, I think he's actually not funny. He's a huge ass. Oh, prick, yeah, from what I read about him years ago, you know, this is always like, yeah, he's not a, just cheating, he's not a funny,

doesn't have a sense of humor kind of guy. Find out what a milligram is. Wow, this is out of like some magazine. I know that's a, All right. What magazine would that be in? Would you think that's okay to have? I don't know.

You find it in the neutral toy aisle and target. Find out what a mill, you could have found out what a milligram is in less time than it took you to write that. Yeah. You can do it right now. You could also just learn what the prefix mille means. They only know kilo Giggle more

Worried less. Oh, no, did the gigler write this? Throw away jeans that don't fit man. I did that. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, because remember I was complaining about how many Button extenders I was using and I'm like, this is no life for me. Yeah. So I threw them all away. Yeah. I bought all new shit on Amazon. Yeah.

Fucking amazing. Cool. Do it. Yeah. You're listening to this throw your old pants away. I didn't want to, but I did it. You give them to a who needs pants. If they're 52s, who needs pants?

I would pour bleach all over. Merlodgic. Merlodgic. You set him up with so many khakis and dockers and stuff. Really? Yeah, thank you, everybody in the audience. 52, 32 was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say,

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I could walk like Usain Bolt or something like that. Oh, yeah. He mean like the six foot five, like, you know, 185 pound fucking gazelle, who fuck, you know, oh no, I'd say what's your pay, you know, 52 30? I don't think, what the fuck? That's probably one of the most surprising things I've ever heard on the show. It was, yeah.

How about the fucking kid? Oh, there's a new bonus episode. How about the kid that called in about fucking his mom's friend? Yeah. Oh my God. I gotta have a talk with that kid. Next time somebody asks you how old you are, say 18. Right, right?

Yeah. Especially if you're on the radio on my show. Sure. I'm 18. Thank good. You're welcome. I just wanna get that out there. Focus on things that make me happy, healthy, wealthy, bitch.

Only sleep with guys who would care if I got hit by a bus. So long as you have standards. That means she's the bus okay? Yeah, right? Maybe that's why I don't care. Yeah, well, maybe you hit by a meteor. A brand new bus. If I know a guy who I don't like and he gets hit by the

By a bus I might feel it. I might still feel a little bad. It's not A guy yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I'm not a woman. It's probably going to work Don't throw up at brunch. Yeah Don't throw up at brunch. Whew. Wow. That's a great head of a lot. Stop that. Take over the world and the best outfits I've ever worn.

Yeah. No, lose some weight. Don't do that word. Sleep with someone from every country in the EU. What? Wow. This is a lot. Who's paying for that trip?

The Tinder Swindler Simon. Oh. Remember, it's not that serious. Stop saying fuck at my corporate job. Jesus Christ. Nothing, no, no, it's yeah, you guys are. Brods are doing amazing. Wow. Good job. WT Zane, hey, Dick, just listening to the newest episode right now.

I think you were 100% correct about podcast fans engaging on social media. I've been listening since 2020. And I've never listening since 2020, and I've never felt the need to comment. Yeah, you shouldn't feel the need to comment. Right. What you're doing is perfect.

Love the show. I can't wait for the bonus next week. How did that bonus episode go? It's kind of hard to make. It was weird. It's kind of hard to like, it's funnier to me now than it was at the time. Yeah, you were passed.

Well, I was just like it disgusted. Yeah. Like it's just, you know, he's just, he's probably always broken, but it's just magnified over the years. And it's just his, there was more just overt, easily provable lying, the first installment we did.

Oh yeah, because he's just a liar. He's a fucking liar. This one is just like, I don't understand like jokes. Yeah, well, you guys are pedophiles. Just the dumbest fucking arguments. I'm sure he'll redeem himself with this next. Yeah. I mean, like the whole fucking Salina thing, just,

like, why doesn't he just create, why doesn't he just call himself fucking Gandhi-locks? He's such a fucking martyr. Yeah, he really is. Um, he's a, Kavantis is once again, Maddox's actions make Dix Patreon break $20,000 a month. Thank you, everybody.

Some of this could have been his, if he had any brains in that bald head of his, PS is such a small thing, but why is Maddox so proud of doing his own 3D modeling of his own name? He's been evidently doing it for years and years at this point. He's never produced anything. You couldn't get on Fiverr for under $5, $20.

I have a very rudimentary 3D modeling skill set, and he's never shown anything I couldn't knock out in 10 minutes. I don't know. I don't know why he's so proud of his shitty 3d rendering. Yeah, there's some things are just always going to be a mystery. JoJo says Maddox misrepresented the Japanese child porn case. Oh, have you thought we need to know the specifics of? Maddox claims that Lolliporn is made using reference photos of actual child porn and heites a Japanese court case to move the point. That's not the case at all.

The graphic designer was using photographs of girls, child models, taken back in the 80s to make computer generated images indistinguishable from real time. Or he argued, the guy argued that because they were computer generated, they counted as art. And because the girls were all 18 now, it didn't violate other Japanese laws. What a, what a skimmer, right? This is the 20% of fudgers that I'm talking about.

Well, I'm making, you know, 18 now though, right? So what's the problem? Obviously you could take a picture of yourself as a child and have it on your phone, that's not. Yeah. So what's the deal, your honor? take a picture of yourself as a child and have it on your phone. That's not important. So what's the deal, your honor? Japan has laws against making porn based on real children, but his argument was that since the girls had turned 18,

they no longer fell under that protection. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just Keala. Why is she's a stress, the final word. The Japanese court specifically took issue with the realism of these images. The fact that they looked like actual child pornography and made the ruling. Yeah, okay. Got it. Reset the clock.

I'm also really excited to see Sean's reaction to this clip. So I clipped it for you. Oh, you want to hear? Yeah, fuck it. Addictipped it for you. Oh, you wanna hear? Yeah, fuck it. Addicts talk about you. Sure. All right, let's see here.

Let's see here. You're in good. You got finally Sean, you a nabler. Have you seen it? No. We'll all watch it together. I wonder what you're telling me to knock is doing right now.

What do you think? Probably thinking I should get on the show. Probably sitting there saying, America's cool and all, but I wish there was a man could take me around and show me the ways of the world, the ways of how LA, the real LA experience, really take me around the block, right? Yeah, take me around the block.

I'm sick of all these Japanese guys. Well, Dick, you know a guy who's pretty big and poor and maybe you went to a party. Yeah, that's what you could, I don't know, tap on that. Oh, man. Yeah, that's kind of what I thought. You know, use your contacts. Oh, God, I almost said that. That's Adam 22. What? Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of what I thought, you know, use your contacts. Oh god, I almost said that. That's Adam 22. What? Yeah, I couldn't remember. Vino and Adam 22 are pretty thickest thieves.

Well, you know Vino, right? I know Vino pretty well. Yeah. I'm gonna ask Kim to ask Adam 22 to, right. True. But on the show. Oh yeah, the show. The shit.

Dude, that's me. Yeah, I'm kidding that part. The show. Okay, here's Maddox on Sean. I'm gonna switch over. Is this a video? Yeah. Gotcha. This is last night.

Yeah. Ooh. Ben Chackleford for five says, what was it like working with Sean while he was on fanboy's show? So that's an interesting question. So, Boogie, to give you some context into what's going on, I basically made a two hour and 47 minute documentary about this whole ordeal, and I called him fanboy because he used to be a fan of mine.

He used to send me a fan mail back in the day, became completely obsessed with me, and there were signs of his obsession all along. Like, he wrote a book proposal where the first page of the book proposal, the entire page was about me. He called me a god. He was gushing praises about me. The dude doesn't know what selling, you're selling.

It's an example of what the book would be to other people, Mattics. Yeah. It's for them. It's for your fans, you imbecile. For years, he's dating my ex. He talks about me every fucking day. He made a doll about me. He harasses my neighbors, my friends, my associates. And the journalist recently reached out to me,

and within minutes, he was harassing her on blue sky of old places, like tiny little blue sky. Did you do something? Some stupid journalist said, wow, this is quite a video. So I said, hey, I'll turn him down. Sorry. So I said, hey, if you want to, I'm going to bump him down.

Okay. I said, hey, if you want the whole story, like ask me, get my side for your article. Yeah. She's writing a whole article about cyberbullying. Okay. And if there's one thing that's going to get, going to capture the attention of people, me, like get my side for your article. She's writing a whole article about cyber bullying. Okay. And if there's one thing that's going to get, going to capture the attention of people, it's a, it's a 46 year old loser getting cyber bullied. Oh, you said that. No, I didn't say that.

But, you know, this is, I'm just speaking on to her, to her bonafides as a journalist. Yeah. And her having her finger on the pulse right usually cyberbullying is like hot models teenagers teenage themselves not 46 year old losers with no money who have built a career on making fun of people on the internet and trying to ruin them and trying to ruin their lives yeah that would be that would not be a compelling piece. Calling people's work, yeah, yeah, yeah. Impersonating other people to try to get people in the middle. Impersonating female journalists.

Yeah, okay, here you go. Yeah. Anyway, so that's the context here. And someone's asking me, what was it like working with Sean, the old audio engineer that we used to have for the old podcast? There was a moment, there was a while where when we had our falling out, he worked on both of our shows. The very first day I was about to record my first new podcast episodes with Sean, because

Sean was like a long time college buddy of fanboys. I know it's a college. I've known you since way before that to just for the record Okay, uh noted thank you. I was just ready to tell Sean I'm like, hey man, um man, we gotta go our separate ways, no hard feelings. You've always been great to me. I don't think that was gonna happen. Before I said that to him though, we're standing in my kitchen, my old apartment in Hollywood.

Here we go. Why is he describing this like a relationship? Like a man in a whole lot of it. Like he was just about to break the news to me. Yeah, and then before I even said anything, I mean, I never had me at home. I never got that vibe that it was, you know, I wanted to let that go.

It was an easy, you were getting fired. Yeah, because he also, he hadn't done the, hadn't done the rap list video yet or anything, right? Yeah, it was totally normal. Yeah, it was just like, I told the rap list, it was everything was normal. Yeah. Okay, here we go.

Hey man, I just wanna let you you know I'm 100% on your side on this stuff. Oh wow. Oh, that's, wait, that was before. Yeah. You even recorded? He said the very first episode. Yeah. No, it's completely false. That doesn't, I don't talk to talking about me having sex with is, or me dating his ex. That's what you would say was horrible? Maybe. Oh wow. I don't, okay. I don't talk like that.

Like, I can't imagine you saying, oh, hey man, that was horrible. What he's done is horrible. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah. That's like his timeline is, yeah. That's a very weird thing to say that I said at the before we even, he was just about to let me down easy.

But then you said, yeah, I'm totally on your side. Right. Totally. 100%. But, yeah, I really just, I enjoyed doing podcasts and I enjoyed being fun. Frankly, I enjoyed being a, I really enjoyed being a smaller part of them than really like I am now, like I'll be perfectly honest,

I would love, I would love to just go back to fucking not saying anything. Well like, like, you do great on the biggest problem. Literally, yes. I mean, the new one, I know, no, that's what I mean. I've always said, that's what I mean.

I've always said, and I've said this to you off the air. The way I said, I love three people shows. I love it. Where the two people are the dominant personalities, and I get to make easy jokes. Well, I'll try to bring somebody in here.

Go ahead. It's, you know, it's difficult though. Yeah, I know. But I have a reputation now as a reference. By def, you know, just, yeah, I've become more of a, more of a, you know, I guess personality than I had ever, you know, intended. Yeah, but whatever.

Okay, here he goes. He's done his horrible. I don't agree with it. I'd be really upset too. And I'm on your side. And I'm like, whoa, okay, change of course here. Having said that though, I never once pressured him to pick sides. I never once pressured him to do or say anything. I never asked him for DMG inside information

or anything like that. No, I never said that. But Sean would always come over and before we'd record, he would say he genuinely had way more fun on my podcast. That's true. He genuinely said he was aggravated working with a fanboy and really annoyed and he just had a better time with me. And then there was one episode around Christmas where a fanboy really came down on him and was like, what? No, I don't know.

He was saying, well, is he paying you more? And Sean's like, no. Which by the way, is very damning. If somebody's not paying you more and you're still working with them because you like them So they're just pressured him. He's like he's like okay, then why the fuck are you? What was that? Ram Christmas. Not me Say and well, is he paying you more and his Sean's like no? Which by the way is very damning if somebody's not.

I don't think I've ever said anything like that. No. Is he paying you more? You used to brag, you used to brag. Yeah, right. You said it all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a joke on the show.

Because like, because there was no money, there because he wasn't making anything. There was, I mean, there was nothing to, you know. Cause we got his sponsors removed because we destroyed his sponsorships. No, I mean, what I'm saying is the difference, nobody was making, I wasn't getting paid anything to speak of on either show.

Yeah, that, yeah. Believe me, I wasn't doing it for the money. What a weird thing to say. Why would it be around Christmas? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know why he, because he picks very odd specific. Are you struggling to give your family Christmas presents?

I would not waste money on Christmas presents for my family. No, but he met, he said the kitchen, and then he said the gay bar. And then he said the around Christmas. It's just, I'm sure I got the gay bar. I think he probably the around Christmas. It's just it's I'm sure I'm sure I think he probably believes that. It's so weird. I'll say that he's probably I think I recall telling him that the show was more fun because it was light. There was no I mean it's obviously more fun. You're poking the bees nest. Like I mean, that's what you do. Yeah, I've always

know that since I've known you've never been any different. No, you've never been any different. It's obviously a more fun show. It's like, you know, I go, ah, it's like, it's like, because you forget about it after, I go there, I make stupid jokes, I shit on him. No chance you're gonna get on an SS Nazi list on that show. Exactly right. Exactly right.

Because I've never considered, I've never considered podcasts or this the real world. Yeah. I still don't. I still don't. Maybe to my detriment. Because it could, it could fuck me in some way. But I like to think that the people, the contacts that I have, the people that I know

actually know me. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. You like to think you're still working with them? It's because you like them. So then you're pressured him. He's like, he's like, okay, then why the fuck are you working with him?

So then Sean made up some excuse and then that's not how I pressure people. I don't pressure people direct. I mean, I have not, but that is definitely not how to do it. No, no, no, that's a pressure. Does he mean on the air? He means, I think he's saying off the air that I went to you and said, what is he paying you more? No, that never happened. No, that never happened. I and that that's why I took that to mean

I took that to mean I took that to mean on the air But I mean, I don't know. Oh, it doesn't really matter. Let's see ended up like You know switching sides like going over and just working with him exclusively because he's getting paid more You know, he's a sellout. Right. Wasn't any game complete scumbag. Years later he started an attack and he, so because you've set a bunch of bullshit. Well, you put him on a website with an SS logo.

Well, I attacked him. I attacked him before that, but it's because he's fond of him, though. Well, not really. Just calling out like provable lies. Yeah, that's like a laughing at his show. Why do you do that? Why do you, why are you lying? Why do you lie? Why do you need to lie? Yeah. Okay. There's this episode. There's this chapter in my, in my podcast where, excuse me, this, this, this documentary idea, where they doxed my home address live on stage with Ben Grady, you know Ben

Pie from the Duncan Drunken Presence podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that piece of shit Sean Jacobson the audio engineer we didn't do that on stage and page the Libba Just say with the scumiest people. They're all just sitting there while my home address is being read on stage This is where we've come now least guy who used to be on my side I was like completely and I've never done anything to these people. To these people. Does he mean all of us or does he mean me and Peach?

He means you and Peach and presumably Ben. Yeah. I will probably meet you. You were wondering who the Nazi sympathizer was last night. I think that's supposed to be Ben. Oh, it is. He's a Nazi sympathizer. Isn't what happened on stage a bunch of words that he when he went on drunk in peasants, those were words that were not allowed to be said or like he was.

Yeah, he was a demon. He was a demon. He was a demon. He was a demon. He removed the number part of his address. We figured that out on stage. Only because we knew his actual shit. Well, you know, he removed the street name

and just put the street name and then put the number at the end. So it just looked like a random number. Yeah, exactly. Just a random name. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. And people only figured it out because everything else

was like rape, rape list. They were words that you would think would not be, yeah, you would not want to talk about. Yeah. Well, there you go. Yeah. Think about. I don't know. I mean, I, he, I mean, yeah, I, I don't know what he's, like, referencing with most of that. But like, honestly, though, you don't remember Christmas time around the kitchen camp fire. You guys said no, how to, how to, how to, I remember Christmas time around the kitchen campfire,

you guys said, no, how to, how to, you had a heart, heart, heart, heart, please save me. I'm getting, yeah, getting pressured, um, saying, what is he paying you more? Yeah. Yeah. And I did have a, I did have a, uh, you're right there. Yeah. Um, I did start working on another show, like one episode.

It was like a written thing. And I've never said this. And I can't say with 100% certainty, but I lost that show because of this show. No! Yeah. And it was not a big deal. It was you're this show because this woman who put this all together, like she was a pro, like she had background and production, all that and this stuff.

She was cool as fuck. Like I mean, really just, like cool to shoot the shit with. I was like, wow, this is going to be great to work with. And you know, I mean, like real easy where you're like, wow, this is gonna be great to work with. And, you know, I mean, real easy, where you're like, wow, this is great. And, you know, I remember, she struck me as the type of person who had daughter eyes and cross her teeth

and obviously look up anyone she's working with. Oh, really? It was like on this show. It was around like maybe around the Trump election time something And I heard like her next emails to me were like a totally different person like really super cold Like super just like all business and it was like just wrap up this and then like you know like she did something about like No, you know like it's just not gonna have the fun like I'm just gonna do it. There's not gonna, you know, you know, thanks for the setup, but like here's,

wow. Here's like, here's some cash like what I owe you. Like I'm good, you know, all, oh, contact you if you need, you know, if I have any questions or whatever, but it was like a totally different person. Holy shit. But yeah, so I was like, I was like, okay,

I know, I know what happened. Normally my gut is right on that stuff. If I think there's weirdness, there's definitely weirdness. Did they keep going? I believe so, yeah. They're still, I believe so. That's too bad. Yeah, but it wasn't like a life-changing opportunity.

Yeah, I didn't, it wasn't nothing like, I can't kick that out of a lot of Nazi stuff. I can't do that. But it's you, that's, so you know. well, you know, and I'm sorry for that. Just you the stakes are the stakes would be much higher for me now, frankly. You know, I mean, as far as like if somebody wanted to fuck with me, you know, but like I honestly, I don't think that I really don't think people will. I think it shows that bad.

You know, I mean, I you know, there are there are times where I think the show is that bad. It's not. I mean, there are times where I go, you can take a section of this and it can look bad. It can look bad. Yeah. But if you look the whole, not the Oscar-Pastorie stuff, though. No, no, no, no, it's everything.

I agree with that. Exactly. But yeah, that's the part that I've never brought up because there isn't really any reason for it, but just so that the people are aware of the timeline, I think there was maybe a minority opinion that I made up that I had something else to do. Oh, yeah.

Like, no. People say, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where was it so high? Oh, he just doesn't want to, he wants an easy out to like, it's like, no, no, no, no, no. There was, there was another show and it was a, it was a lot of work. I mean, it would have been a lot of work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a lot of work to get things set up and go in and it was like, yeah, it was gonna be weekends and it was gonna be, and you know, there was a, things started to get, that's when things got really fucking too with him. So, oh yeah, that's when like, that's been lawsuit, oh, you lost, you know, that's when, like, that's been lawsuit.

Oh, you know, no, no, before the lawsuit, the first one, right list stuff, like, like, no, yeah. So things started to get, you started to, you started to get on him, you know, really good at that point, you know. Yeah, we had fun. Okay, I think these are two more questions

about the thing. Okay, advice. I accidentally befriended a hooker, and I need a sanity check. I'll get to the point. I'm an acoustic, I think that means autistic. An acoustic. A few days ago, I hired a hooker for a quick sloppy topi.

She turned up a bit on the heavier side, but Bucky, that I went along with it. I paid her for 15 minutes, being the first time I had met her in all. Man, that can't feel good. How do you, paid her for 15 minutes, can you actually break it down to the end? Did I have to make it a minimum? Yeah, it's just an hour. You're like, you can't book our her for 15 minutes? Can you actually break it down to that? I usually had a minute. I don't know when can I have a minimum?

Yeah. It's usually an hour. You can't book our studio for 15 minutes. It's a rough time. Does he see how much an hour or minimum? He doesn't say how much it was. Okay. Cause I could determine the quality of a lady.

He paid five bucks. And it cheeseburger for 15 minutes. After a quick chat, we got to the bedroom. Here's where I first felt something was off. Instead of getting straight to business, she let me cuddle, told me my time didn't start yet. I was reluctant at first, but large tits are large tits. Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Sounds like a big, growing good thing. Being the supreme gentleman I am and wanting to milk the free service for as long as I could, I began fingering her and she came. Okay. Now like you, I began fingering her and she came. Okay. Now like you, I assume she was merely pretending, playing along to make me come back for more. Still reluctant to start the clock, I continued like this,

letting her climax over and over again. What the fuck is, oh, you're paying for this? It wasn't until she got on top of me and sat down on my dick, a service I hadn't paid for. I started to doubt my sanity. We fucked like animals, first ones free. Yeah. Not even stopping for a condom.

Oh no. Oh. Afterwards, we just talked about nerd stuff, games, anime, and porn. Then it was back to plowing her a few more times until I was totally spent blew me like a juiced up vacuum too. Came harder than I had done in years.

I don't need to, you don't need to put that part in. Yeah. Came harder than I am. Is that relevant to the advice? Well, maybe because mindset, well he's saying how good, because he wants to stay friends with her I think or whatever, you know you know, like he's got a girlfriend now. They're dating. He does. Oh, yes, yes. This is your wife now, buddy. I had to break it to you. She left without asking for more money.

It gave me her private number, like not the back page number. And now we've chatted since then. Too long didn't read, paid a hooker in orgasms and now she's my friend. Is this normal for hookers? No. Did I make a friend? Absolutely not. Do you finger a lot of your friends until they come and fuck them over and over? Oh yeah, I'm hard all the time. Do you, Niggler? Is that something you? Instead of a handshake, I give him a hand job. That's how I say hello. Did I make a friend? That's not what that word means. So we say hello.

Did she really come and he spelled come with an O and an E? Yeah. Like a gentleman. Yeah, am I done it? Did she really come? Yes, probably. Am I being strung along? Or is it Kome?

Did she really come? She really, yeah, E, right? Am I really, am I being strung along? Or is it Kome? Did she really Kome? She really, yeah, eat me, right? Am I being strung along on a long con for more money? Well, yeah. I would say, yeah, much better than not chance, yes. Yeah, what version of this is not that? Yeah. Would appreciate a sober perspective.

You wrote the wrong show then. I'm planning to invite her over again. Well, yeah, and they don't mention money. See what happens. See what happens. Do your thing and fucking see, oh, I thought, you know, the money is to stop the relationship. Yeah. Like what? Just sexy free is way worse than paying for it. Well, just see, then you'll know where she's at. Yeah, she wants, if she don't want to free house, that's what she wants. She don't bring you live with, do you have a house? I mean, he has somewhere.

She wants to sleep there. She's got a room. And not work. Yeah. She wants to stop being a hooker. Good be. That's what they all want. I'm planning to invite her over again

when I get back from the holidays regards a confused client. PS, she had amazing stories about guys hiring her to publicly embarrass them. One guy allegedly wrote two tables at a nice outdoor restaurant told her to arrive early to one. When he arrived later, he began acting like a creep until people took notice. Finally, the hooker would start berating him.

I mean, really digging into him like a fat black woman of your nightmares. He was so taken aback. He came on the spot, unable to even stand up, paid her double. Some people, man. Like a dinner show. Oh, those brains. So do people, some people get off on that shit. So a lab humiliation or whatever Yeah, who can be a beppo like live theater performance. Yeah, I was shown I hope you had his pants on when he John was loaded hate to get that my brunch

He's like What's that movie that's not Holland day saucer? What's the movie that's made Ryan and Billy Crystal when she's faking an orgasm. So, see, see sounds good, but nothing's ever free. Yeah. Find that out. All right, Niggler. I don't know. Plug something and then get out of here. Okay. We're doing. All right. You can follow me at the ripoff verse. You can follow me at, um, uh, at Antoy, you can follow me at, uh, on the John, that's all, all the owes or zeros. And, um, my website is lemonparty.org. All right.

I'm gonna leave. What are you, are you excited about Yira? Oh, damn it. Lemon part, there's some I haven't heard in 10 years at least. I love that guy. He's so funny. He's okay, little puppy. No, he has it.

It's not when I've been here. He has it. Let me see if I, I've got some Maddox comments. Yeah. He's crying about his coffin because it's nicer than the one he'll be able to afford. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha There's a precedent for this. Selena was killed. Yeah. She's just like me.

In almost every way, we're identical. Right. Maddox says, I mean, he literally has a life science doll of me. So this is some of the most psychotic, unhinged shit I've ever seen. And it's a picture of Maddox's coffin and like a joke, doll of Maddox. This is at the live show with a glow in the dark eyes, like laser beam eyes. And he's got a giant cup of hot sauce that he's holding his corpse and bowl of chips.

Right. Right. All right, his stomach. Because the most psychotic thing you've ever seen because he was always, you know, at the snacks, right? The snacks. I think he said he wanted this at his funeral. Oh, really? I thought it was long made it.

Okay. And Eric Wong's like, no, he's like, he's got a great memory for everything that Maddox has said. Yeah. I think he said he wanted this at his funeral. Gotcha. Obviously a joke, right? Not the most psychotic unhinged shit you've ever seen

is a joke dummy of you. And a joke funeral. Well, this is what somebody does like who has a show. This is a, it's very right, another Howard Stern book, you know what I mean? Like that's what it's, yeah. Okay, let's see what else he's got. Oh, he also has an interesting perspective on the lawsuit.

Oh, but I'm sure he does. Yeah, I was trying to get people to ask him about that in his live Q&A. He says, somebody says, I know he muted you, but you forgot to informatics that the lawsuit is publicly viewable. Somebody's busting his balls. And he goes, yes, and know he muted you, but you forgot to informatics that the lawsuit is publicly viewable. Somebody's busting his balls. And he goes, yes, and you disingenuous

and you disingenuous dipshits. Keep ignoring the part where the judge said we could refile in California. The defendants who were dismissed with prejudice were the companies. That's not true, I was dismissed with prejudice too. Oh, were you? Everyone was except for stereos, I think.

Oh, I thought he was dismissed with prejudice. A stereos? I was dismissed with prejudice too. Oh, were you? Everyone was except for stereos, I think. Oh, I thought he was dismissed with prejudice. A stereos? You were dismissed with prejudice? I thought it was. Yeah, because it's no, I'm not in New York. So the guy said, you can't file this shit again. He's not in New York. Oh, yeah, okay, with prejudice,

I mean, you can't file it again. And well, no, I know. And that's the easiest way for, he took over for the guy who got cancer, right? Yeah. And you know, he just fucking wanted to clear the docket. That's just me speculating. But yeah, go ahead and why didn't you refile in California?

Yeah, do it. You know, that was... You'll love it. Why do people who now have online law careers as YouTubers did anybody think there was any validity to this at all? Oh, were they pissing themselves laughing at how stupid it is? Just like you've, you're ignored it with prejudice where the companies, just like you've ignored all the receipts and evidence of real crimes committed. It's funny because Landau probably presented that to Maddox as

it's good news. The judge said we could refile. He probably did, right? Yeah. Maddox is like, Oh, yeah, I'm California would be the worst fucking. Oh, yeah. Place for him to file. Yeah, you would get fucked over a big time. Yeah. By me. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Here's another one. Lemon Saki says, Maddox called Brad from Phone Losers as Parole Officer. What? He used a brand called... Oops, sorry, sorry. Oh, you got it. Yeah. Again, I wonder, is that true about you had to...

This is Phone Losers, a prank prank call show very funny guy. Yeah, I heard of it. Yeah, phone losers, the prank call show with Brad calling from Oregon. Hey, man, is that true about you had this time making that extra for instance? He called the approbation officer, uh, titled on you for impersonating him, et cetera, et cetera. Of course he did. Yeah. Fucking hilarious. That's all. Yeah. 20 does. Yeah, I don't know if you guys remember, but right around when COVID first started, I made

a few calls where I pretended to be Maddox. And I said I lived in an apartment and I had to make a bunch of crazy changes because I didn't make those crazy changes. It would affect my livelihood, you know, it was related to my podcast, or whatever I was doing. I forget what even happened in the calls, but it wasn't a big deal, but Maddox decided. He said he was replacing his wires with water

and his apartment. Really? Yeah, and he called this the management company. He just called a random management, apartment management company, and said that he was doing that. Yeah. To make it a big deal,

he called my probation officer and said something to her like, hey, I don't know who this Brad Carter guy is, you know, but I really don't want him impersonating me. It makes me really uncomfortable. Is there any way you could get him to stop? You know, he's playing the victim like he always does. And my probation officer, she showed up in my house that night and she was super nice about it.

She's just like, hey, you know, a guy named Maddox. I'm like, yeah, I know Maddox. And I told her the story of Maddox. And she just nicely asked me to not do it anymore. Don't bother Maddox. Don't make calls on personating Maddox. And so I didn't. I guess I can start doing that again, right?

Maybe I used his real name too. I don't think so, though. I think I would just use the real name. I don't think it's Maddox. I think it's Maddox. I think it's Maddox. I think it's Maddox. I think it's Maddox. I think it's Maddox. I think I would just use the game. I don't think it's that. So really, like, can he even make me stop doing that? If I'm not using his real name, I don't know. I stopped because they asked nicely,

and I don't want any trouble. Brad. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Just more, just more, you know, stuff that he does that he says everyone else does. Like you make, he made a prank call

and then when they asked him, the first thing he does is, is, is Doc's people and try to get them in trouble with their, their place of employment? He, uh, you would make the call and then it, like two minutes into the call, they'd say, well, what's your name?

You go, uh, I'm a best selling, uh, my name's Maddox and that's it. Yeah, that would be it. So Maddox, here's that and goes, oh, I'm gonna, I gotta get this guy. Oh, he's on probation for calling a safe way, customer list. Okay, let me find out who, let me find out, what are the conditions of his parole are?

And here's his parole officer, and I'm just gonna go ahead and call, so who's obsessed? D'arranged so who's obsessed? D'Aranged. Yeah, who's obsessed? Here is, here's Maddox. This one's funny. This is, he has something stupid to say about this.

Like, I don't know, he's using this meme, right? Yeah. Would you, have you seen this guy, this monkey? No. Who's doing this? He's looking like, what the fuck's like? Uh oh, I hope they're not talking about me like that kind of look. He says, every time I read a story about 3D printed organs, I immediately think, yeah,

I guess I'd try one before I, before I read that it's for organ transplants. Of course, for organ transplants, I mean, what else would people do with 3D printed human organs? I was making a cannibalism joke? I guess. Yeah. Okay, so he's making a cannibalism joke and then he's using this monkey like, oh yeah, like the monkey's nervous. Gotcha.

And because it's, yeah, looking, this is one of the most recognizable memes there is, right? That's why I didn't know it. And then he, and the next post says, I never knew what this monkey puppet was from. And he sources the fucking monkey puppet meme. So he's citing, because he's so amped up with plagiarism, shit, and stealing memes. Remember how he was all he was talking about stealing? But he thought that that was an original, now he just cited it for no reason. That's like everybody uses that reaction all day.

Like a cover your ass thing. Like that's what he thought. Cover your autism thing. I don't want, yeah. Like I don't want people to think that I, I plagiarized this monkey. So I'm gonna link to, it would be like, it would be like citing SpongeBob.

Yeah. By the way, this is from SpongeBob, this is a, KCXR plankton from SpongeBob. Got it. Okay. Weird. That's weird.

Very weird. That's weird. Does anybody else want to call in? Otherwise, I'm just getting straight to FatWatch. It's been too long. Let me in, but hold me. Okay. I'm not doing video for you, but hold me.

What do you want? unmute yourself. Are you suppressed? How the fuck are people still being suppressed? Okay, can you hear me, sir? Yeah. Hello. people still being suppressed. Fucking hell. Can you hear me, sir? Yeah. Hello. I'm Dick and Sean. Hey, yeah. What do you want? I was wanted to call it. You said you'd let me out. It's a fucking five-year honesty, I would say. Well, what do you have to say?

I have to say is you're basically the Maddox and our five year fucking straight on rivalry on what you want to tell me that you eat ass, motherfucker. Yeah. You super chat every show asking people if they eat ass, right? Yeah. I do, but I'm also friends with a lot of these people. Nick Rikeda, I'm his personal, it used to be, his personal professional anime recommender, been on his show several times before he got nuked.

Because of you, Dick, I met Doug Tenepel in person for a beer, you know, I've called into WATP when your ass is on, I'm all over the brown, but. What is that? I'm on comments I've been on, friend of trick, or fan of, excuse me, friend of tricksy, the Golden Witch in real life. What anime do you recommend as a professional anime

recommender? Well, that determines like what genre do you like the least amount of pedophile? That's what I. Adults, I only like adults. I want. Have you looked at genres other than anime? Yeah, I'm not anime. That's my, that's what I want. What's the most not anime recommendation you have? Oh my God.

I don't know if anybody's ever recommended to you. I have a brother who's eight years older than me who is just not getting into anime. Older, good, good start. Older or 20 years, but Samurai Champlu, I think, would be a really good one. I've seen that. Yeah, it's pretty good. See, but it's a little bit, it's, no, it's too pedophiley.

The girl that they're running around with has no tits. I don't know how old she is. She's a little redhead girl, a foo. What are the fuck? See, already the way you're describing it is too, too much pedophile for me. Try again. How's it pedophiley she never does the thing? I still don't want to see her.

I don't want to look at a little girl. I don't want to be described as a little girl anywhere. Sure enough. I guess one that might be kind of out of the pocket, it's one that is actually all set in college and it's a really good like a music. I know you dick or a musician also and it's a lot of classical music It's like three seasons and a couple specials, but it's called no dummy contes be lay It's in my eyes. I'm a pedophile and Japanese

Hey, do you know anybody who knows it told me Tanaka? Can you can you speak Japanese or write Japanese? I'm fluent in Japanese, but I don't really. Are you really? I'm from Etnaqa. I've been to Japan to translate. I mean, and I have to brush up a little bit, but you know, like, did you have an email? Like, it's not really not the hardest to translate.

Hey, I want to fuck you in an email. Oh, you got a, you got to gucci it up. Man, what do you, you can't say that. You got to say nice things. Oh, man, you're more you got a gusty it up. And what do you can't say that? You got to say nice things. You're you're you're you're more of the romance boy. I thought I was too, but I was on the dick shows. I was trying to get my angst out. No, you can't say that flat out.

Uh, how would you say that in Japanese if you had to? It's like, it's like, oh, say like, how do I want to fuck you? Sure. That's close. Yeah. Or are you talking about like a long, winded, romantic fantasy that you're wearing? I don't know. What are Japanese women like? What are Japanese X porn stars?

Multi-voted best boobs in the world. What do they like? Six-to-toil half-white half-mex can men in their 40s. I don't think anybody likes that. I'm six foot six and a half. You're six six. Yeah, I'm six six and a half. Are you taller than Doug Tenepeau?

No, no, no, when I had a beer with him, he, I have a picture with him actually. See that tall. Tenepeau, there's the one. He's freakishly tall. Six and a half. He's so into God. He's like, he's clow sowering over everybody. Right. He's freakish. He's like, he's like, he's

cl souvering over everybody. He's better than everybody. So you're not, you could fight him. You're big enough, you're big enough to fight him. Doug, to nape. We're both very tall skinny guys, but yeah, I'm sure I, I don't want to. It's shit. We went down. You could fight him. I can't. I'm too short. I don't. I've been listed the show for half a decade. And I know that you guys aren't short. Maybe short for California, but short for podcasting.

The podcasting world is surprisingly tall. Well, I mean, short compared to six, six and six, eight. You know, fuckers. I don't know how they got. He had a good couple of inches on me, man. I think he's a tall boy. He's not lying when he says it. Yeah.

Okay. So how do you say you got? Yeah. Go ahead. Oh, sorry. How's it going to say? You guys did meet me to a couple of tall people in studio. Correct.

Did we meet a couple of tall people in studio? What's his face is tall? Yeah, who's the guy in the fucking conspiracy dipshit? Into my house. He's about my height. We're conspiracy dipshit. The guy who got the left hook to the temple. We watched on the, you know,

the guy who is here is wearing the Lakers Jersey. What? Maddie hates him. Oh, Zerka. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, he's tall. Yeah, he's taller than us. Is teeth are even bigger than that Correct with my wrong show. I'm you like six one six two. I'm six one and change was the last time I really yeah, I was accurately measured Yeah, yeah, you guys are tall

I'm the shortest one my grandpa six eight my great grandfather seven you grandpa six nine how old is he? Hmm. I didn't know six eight people could become oh he's dead. Okay. So you know be two tall the way to twenty ten but yeah he was six eight my dad's six five-ish I got like an answer to you on him clearly run My family somebody's at all and that they're dead. It's like if if somebody's dead your grandparents are dead I'm like, ah, that's you know, that's too bad But then you tell me that there grandparents are dead. I'm like, ah, that's, you know, that's too bad. But then you tell me that there was six eight. I'm like, oh, you know, fuck you.

Oh, you're kind of a little bit, you know? What you were gonna say. I'm gonna tell you there is. And seizures I have. I'd rather dive off the fucking Empire State Building or fucking Tokyo Tower, buddy. Like King Kong, what do you mean? Like, yeah, being tall can be miserable.

But sometimes it's like, oh, can I fit in a fucking car with somebody in the back seat? Yeah, we're a plane. Yeah, I think a couple of it's just shorter than it'd be. It's not like anything crazy. Everyone loves tall guys complaining about being tall. I, but you know, I duck. I, I, I could see it's a pan in the ass. Yeah, I could see it would be a pan in the ass for sure.

Because everything's kind of made for women too. I bought seven foot 10. You know, it's like, it'd be in in Japan. It's like, oh, like, seguita, seguita. Yeah, I like the tall, tall white guy gene. Yeah, yeah. It's like, really? Japanese girls, you must be something in Japan.

You must be something in Japan. I've said some anime conventions because they like tall white guys. Yes, maybe. Wait, let's say that again. Say what you just said again. I said, maybe have a listed like cosplay sex in anime conventions because they like tall white guys. Yes, maybe. Wait, what say that again? Say what you just said. I said, maybe have a listed like cosplay sex and anime conventions in Japan because like, yeah, like I'm a white guy and some Japanese women like that. Yeah. They're families don't, but they do. We're like black people for Japanese women. Right. I'm right. Right. Or she get the Yabby Sue beer, buddy. You know, I'm right, right? Or if we were to get the Yappi Subi or buddy. You know, I'm, wait, so how long did you live in Japan? He must have been a shy man.

Well, I've been there twice on and off because... Did they have to step guys to like hassle you with bars and stuff? Like put them on each other's shoulders to fight you? Chicken fight. You're like a shak or something. No, they just... Shafed wasn't tall. You're like a chef or something. No, they just shaft was in trouble. Yeah, that's pretty tall for them. Yeah, they're a very kind culture. It's not like they look at you like they kind of look over to like, oh, it's a guy. But I think in at

least in 2020, this became less like weird to see like a tall white guy because like I'm sure dick, if you would or they'd be like, yeah, like a tall white guy because like I'm sure dick if you would or there You'd be like yeah, I like taller than most people. Yeah, I went over there in 2019. Yeah, we were trying to go back 80s when you really want to go to an exbow and in Los Angeles you asshole and you never emailed me back mother fucker Yeah, I was supposed to be our meme. I'm not emailing you You eat ass. I'm not going to anime expose. I got bad news Yeah, I like smelling eat ass. I'm not going to anime expos. I got bad news. I like smelling normal air. Oh, I know.

That's like that was a cheap shot. Have you ever been to? Well, back in 2019, it was when I thought Dick was that his most autistic. I was like, I can get this motherfucker to get a beer with me at anime expos. But hold my beer and watch this shit. Dick emailed me back.

I was like, oh shit. Okay, maybe not. Well, you know, those ex-boats to me are always just like buying shit. Like it's just like, it's like a, people go there and they just buy cheap plastic shit. I don't really understand the point of ex-boats. Yeah.

Actually, I, I liked it because, I had just never been to LA and I'm sure you guys are sick of it, but Yeah, they have so it's a little too big. I think tricks of the golden what she'd agree our friend. She'd she'd say like Yeah, it's just too big. It's it's too big of a convention and also there's lots of autistic retard shit going around But yeah, I'm just the guy in the back of the beer garden, just, you know, I just trying to get fucked up. Cool. Yeah. Okay.

So wait, so you lived in Japan and you're dating Japanese girls that are mad at their fathers. Tell me more about that. Whoa, whoa, you're, you're saying three things here. Yeah, is that what you were saying before? I was in Japan to translate for friends first off. Did you do any Japanese girls that were mad at their fathers? That was Sean's comment. I didn't date any but I did I did do some goo

What yeah, let's let's hope there's not a half white half Japanese Did some goo yeah, I had some sex Is that an anime colloquialism doing goo Coalism No, no, no, no, is that I've never heard anybody see anybody say I've done some goo referencing sex right? Yeah, yeah, how old are you? Aboriginal motherhood? Oh, to buy yeah

Well, I'm not the cops. Why do you repeat every it sounds like you're trying to make up an answer Did he make did he make that up did he make up that expression or is it like you make that up or is that like a new thing kids are saying I got to know if I'm gonna be hitting on you know I'm in Japan here in the 22 year old women who hate their fathers. I need to know these things. You want to do some go? I read somebody write it on an anime blog like, when I was in high school, I kept it with it because I thought it was funny.

I didn't create it. It's hilarious. It's original to me. I'm going to go this week. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I tried. I was going to use some dad milk and knock me up. Yeah, plate your seats and I'm going to go eat them.

I don't want to think about it,'s. I mean, I guess I've heard dropped my goo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But to answer you, I'm 26 to be real. Okay. Well, don't be too real. All right. What makes you a rage? I got to I got to do fat watch. I owe the people fat watch. Red. Red.

Oh, even the whole we get to plug and a rage, huh? Yes. What makes and a rage, huh? Yes, what makes you a rage? What makes me a rage is six foot, half Mexican white man who don't admit that they eat ass. I do not eat ass. Mother fucker. Now that I got you on the fucking white fight.

What is your thing with eating ass? What is your thing with not admitting it, mother fucker, because I know you do. I know, why is that, what is it, why is that your bid? A total weeb? Yes. I ask, what is your favorite anime and if you eat ass? And to me, you were bogging down on Maddox

for all those years like I did. I have DMs with Maddox where I just, you know, shitty, shit on him and talk about anime. But he went quiet on you and the rest of the Dictionary universe, like you did on me when you just said, stop calling on the podcast, you motherfucker and say, I don't eat ass, don't stop asking me if I eat ass. I do not.

Okay, that's your answer. Just as much. Because I know you do. I know you, girl. I know your type. Oh, damn, fucking dare you talk about my, I know you do. I know you, girl. I know your type. Oh, damn, fucking dare you talk about my life or my son's ever again. Um, what's my type? Ask even.

It's not even that. I just that's the fucking. Why is anybody out there eating ass? Don't do it. You're gonna get fucking hepatitis. Stop. You're not getting anything out of this. You're not getting pink eye, buddy.

Yeah. Okay, I bet you're getting pink eye. I have been listening to you for almost 10 years and I fucking know your type and I know you do it. It pisses me off that you wanted me and now I got you in the whole bottle. I'm the laziest lover in the fucking world. What makes you about me? Makes you think that I put in any effort

into love making it all. I don't know why I like this. I like this. I like this stash you got that fucking Mexican fraud. I want to put you shit in my mustache eating ass. Because they wanted to take a little I know you like it. I don't care what they want.

It's what the fuck's a matter with you. Who are you gay? Is this what? Who are you? I was answering those minds and that. It fucking, oh yeah, it's a what you gay. I was like, no, that's a fucking bad joke. Are you reading the chat?

Don't read the chat while you're talking to me. Oh, I'm not. I said, when you saw those Maddox live videos and stuff, and he said you're lazy, was he, or, did he say something to that extent? I would eat a tummy to not get a chance. I can't even say it. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I don't want to lie. I don't want to put, I don't want to write checks on my ass. I'm not asking, to knock his ass. I can't even say it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

I don't want to lie. I don't want to put. I don't want to be checked by a lazy lover. Her ass can't. What do you mean by that? What do you mean? What do I mean by lazy lover? Imagine a life size pillow with a dildo seat.

That's me in bed. So you're just saying just on the podcast that you do eat ass, which I know you do. No, I don't. I don't sense that. That's not lazy. Lazy is part is that you won't fucking do it. Did you go, did you eat ass once a long time ago and now you're trying to get over it

by getting everybody else to do it? What's the deal? You know? You have this on comments, on comments with with Trixie the Golden Witch, Bird and Riley. They asked, do you eat ass? I said, that's to be continued. That's none of your fucking business.

How's that to be continued? Because that's none of your business if I've even asked. So yes, so you obviously know to make you admit that you do, because like fucking know you do. No, no, no, I don't, I don't. I don't think I ever have. I actually, I have more respect for Sean and the fact that like, you want to ask, but dick, you are.

Yeah, like you are though, because I know you do. Okay. Motherfucker. Does Camelot, is that what somebody's saying in check? Camelot likes to eat ass. That dirty, you know, you see these guys that are all ripped in muscular, they look good. Yeah. But then they go too far like into that territory where they're eating ass then.

Okay. I don't know. That's just something I've noticed. Okay, but hall we were they before they fart on you and give you a pink eye. You never know. All right, Dick, I'll give you this one. You didn't admit it, but thank you for having me on. Stop asking me if I'm eating ass. Stop. Every fucking time. I'm not. Because people are gonna think I'm eating it. I'm not. I don't care. You're a weird mother fucker. I know you're a bad behavior. No, bad behavior. It's bad behavior, but I don't have anything wrong with it. Stop eating my ass. We're all call the police. So maybe you have to be on again and I'll change your body someday. No, because you're just gonna ask the same thing over and over. That's not, that's not the case.

No, he won't. So now I don't have to do that. Now I can just recommend anime. Or I can tell you how to, you know, like just sit there and go on email and- They want to animate, it's not, there's nothing petafile in it at all. Go.

They want an anime that has nothing pet, it goes sick, love, live, and you can top a gun, the gun. I'm going to hell. I got to say, you know, still giga. All right, all right. Get out of here. There's people are talking about ass eating too much.

Go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no about he took it or no, not that I don't want to talk about it to me to not get anymore It's just making me upset That's just just messenger that and I can help you wait once again like you are Is that what I need to say say it again. Yeah, how cool she does Say it likes slower and clearly I eat ass without the marbles of your mouth and then say it Ah, so say it. Akuh shidasuka. Akuh aso. Say it again. Don't do it.

Akuh shi-ai desuka. Akuh. How can I not remember the ashu? Akuh. It's not your language. Akuh shidasuka. Shidasuka. Akuh shidasuka. Is that ae-das? Am I Ak- U- Shade desu- Shade desu-

Ak- Shade desu- Is that I eat ass? Am I saying I eat ass in Japanese? Something like that. No, it says do you want to fuck? I don't want to say that. Make it a little prettier than that.

Can't you? I mean, you started, I kind of want to, but- Do they say that to each other? Is that how they talk to each other? Probably not all right. I get a stop to you like your half retard. Okay He's just fucking it me always super chats every show I'm on about eating at. And I just want fucking stop doing it. I think it's funny, because it's new to me. It's so annoying.

Okay, let's see. Calling again, I think you're funny. Maybe after a hundred times, I'll be sick of it, but I like to do it annoys you. Oh, it annoys me so much. Fat. Yeah, that's okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's a big week, man. Yeah. It's a big week. It's the January 6th of fat people. Here we go. Nope, nope, nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, where we go fat con, Sean. We should have started the show with this. You said we started it with stupid stuff, right? January 5th through 7th, the Hyatt, all of eight downtown Seattle. It's the fat con. Come enjoy the biggest fat celebration of the year with over 30 plus hours of programming. All of eight. Like that's even even in the second numeral has to have the reference to food. How did all of eight downtown? Oh, um, a fashion is that the name of the show or what?

It's fat con. Seventh, the high fucking fat con dude. Oh, seventh, the high at all of all. Oh, so that's astreet or something, right? Yeah. Come on. There we go. Oh, snag a shoot with shug.

Grab a 15-minute photo shoot with shug McDee. Oh, I think McDonald's should be. Should sue this person. Right. Shug works with all body types. That means fat and specializes in caring for folks who are new to getting their picture taken. What do you mean like African natives?

Like a nursing a camera big island. What is that? Yeah, what is that? What is that? Like there's a bush people or something. It's like never fucking seen one of these before. Holy shit. How complicated is it? Yeah. If you're new to people or something, it's like never fucking seen one of these before. Holy shit. How complicated is it?

Yeah. If you're new to getting their picture taken. If you're only gotten your picture taken from a NASA satellite, then stop by this. Stop by Shoug McDee's. You can get your picture. She's got a special fisheye lens. Yeah, Cthulhu lens.

That depends space and time to get all of your body in the same frame. Who are new to, who are new to posing for pictures? You know, like people get their picture taken, posing for like, that's kind of what it is. It's one of different versions of LandWale. It's new to getting their picture taken. That sounds like very like Zoolander, right?

He had 20 different versions of turning left. This is like, this is like, she's got 20 different versions of, okay, lay on your side. Right. Yeah, look out a breath. Yeah, hand like that. Yeah, put your hand like that. Right. How about your hand like that? Clutch your chest like you're having a heart attack.

Oh, okay. Oh, shit. Are you actually having a heart attack? Oh, you really sold me on that one. Yeah, good. You're natural. Ah, specializes in carrying for a lay down in this coffin.

Get it. Push her in there. Come on. Let me get a spatula. Get it. Folks her in there. Come on. Get a spatula. Get it. Folks who are new to getting their picture taken. There you go. We could book Shugmick D.

Man. How do you say it? How do you say it? Do you want to fucking food? What's food speak? What's a, let's be translate that. It's just when they run out of food. Now that we've run out of food. Yeah.

Now that we've run out of food, we're gonna say we go. Vito's so pissed about the way in. Is he? He refuses to do it now. He's like totally killed the pay 50 bucks for you to weigh yourself bit. Why is he pissed off? Because he's not losing weight. I mean, I don't know.

He doesn't like it. He doesn't like being made to weigh himself for 50 bucks. He must be mad that he gained it back. I don't know, he doesn't like it. He doesn't like being made to weigh himself for 50 bucks. He must be mad that he gained it back. I don't know. I don't know, but I got to stop pushing him on it. That's clearly upsetting. It's upsetting to him. I don't want to make him feel bad, you know.

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I don't know. No, stop. Stomble. Stampede onto our, Pied over to our gingerly transfer your weight onto our 20 person VIP mini coach bus. What do you suppose a mini coach bus looks like? I don't know, I mean, Titanic probably. Yeah, rolls in.

And get your retail therapy on. Oh man, you think this is a shot of the story. You think it's braced for what? You think they have like oxygen canisters at the front and back doors of the bus for when you have to make the first couple. I'm playing. First couple steps up. You just, Oxygen canisters at the front and back doors of the bus for when you have to make the first couple plane. Couple of steps up.

It's like you know, oxygen will now deploy. You got to stop and rest on Everest, you know, like after you got up the second step. That's a motherfucker, right? See, but you better just take a moment and collect yourself. Do they have plus size jewelry? Yeah. It's like jewelry's normal woman wearing like a necklace. That's not gonna fit a big woman, right?

It'll be all tight. Yeah. It's a nice choker you got there, right? Choker, right. Okay, get your retail therapy. Okay. Grab a seat or two. Check out the line policy and know we've got your back.

We work to make sure you don't have to stand in line or search long. Long and hard for a place to selling coins at FACON. We make sure you don't have to wait in line, they're standing in line. Well, you know, that is a, I mean, that is selling point. Yeah, you know, because honestly, like to be, you know, serious, people are, I'm sure they're worried about that.

Yeah. People who are that kind of is busting out and stuff. They're like, the kills. I can't do it, like I can't stand that long. That's so much more weight than like your joints are designed to take. Yeah, a lot of them is like carrying a fucking piano around.

Right, it's incredible. It's gotta be incredible. They must have gigantic like glutes or something, right? I mean, your body backs must be enormous. Your muscles, the musculature. Yeah, I mean, your body tries to adapt to what is, you know, what it's given. So it's, but at some point, there's just too much.

My friend, who's a big guy, we were having this conversation with someone like, you're obviously stronger than me. You're carrying around like 150 pounds more 100 pounds more than me all day every day in some in some ways. It's probably true. Yeah I don't know probably like squats and shit. Oh, yeah, I think I mean that yeah. How could you not be? I don't know Get your relaxation on stay in the convention hotel and save click on the link. Oh, there's no fat stuff in this one. Use code G Pucks to redeem. All right. Get your tickets today. Join us. Okay. Choose your ticket. Oh wow. They charge by the pound.

Fat friend, plump patron, fat bae, fat royalty. So this is So you get more things. I want to see the food. You get more branches with each level. Brunch on Sunday. This is brunch, two brunches every day. Early access to vendor halls. A priority seating. You see that's, yeah, that's, no, you can see that's a selling point priority seating. So if you pay enough, someone just follows you around with a rolling so. Yeah. If you pay enough, someone just follows you around with a rolling chair.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Oh, I can't fit it all in the frame. Oh, well, join the party. Our mission is to improve the lives of fat humans. Obviously, how you would do that would be to lose weight, encourage weight loss.

Through art. Through art, health, health, public policy, and community outreach by improving visibility, nobody ever has. Yeah, you can't improve it. You can't get any maximum visibility is what they've got, fat people. Improve visibility, either problem.

You'd have to, how far can you pull back? Spray them with glitter. That's what they're doing. Right. And uplifting the voices of people of size, we don't seek acceptance, we seek fat liberation. Oh, you don't seek acceptance. Shouldn't you just seek acceptance?

I don't know, what does that even mean? What is fat liberation? It would be, if everybody just accepted, I mean, yeah, acceptance is something to strive for, isn't it? Yeah. Like it's a good thing. Tolerance is like the minimum. Yeah, the minimum, right.

Acceptance is, right. That's a step above. Above that. Yeah. Big fig is a sponsor, a mattress for fat people. Wow. That's, I want to start for a bigger figure. Uh, because big, big.

Oh, that's the, like, you can, you know, um, wow, what are the registrations? To improve the lives of, you know, we already saw that, uh, join us at our biggest fat celebration of the year with over 30 hours of programming, amazing keynote speakers. So the whole convention is about being fat. And you go there and you sit down and there's somebody that talks to you about being fat.

Keynote speakers. A fashion show and a fat babes marketplace all geared towards generating fat joy and informing the fat experience, bro. Come on. It's. Did you ever think something like this would exist? No, you're a kid. No, no, it's like totally retarded. Just like the crazy, like buzzwords fat joy date and time. They should have changed it to fatuary,

fat joy. It's like double speak. Yeah, fat joy. Informing the fat experience is going to a convention you've always wanted to attend. Join the big fat party. January 5th is gonna be epic. All right, how do we register for that?

Wow. Oh, so the general admission is 250 bucks. Damn, these fat people got some money. I wonder what's it, it's got to be, you know, it's got to be a thousand at the top. Let's see how. Let's see. Oh, day pass.

Oh, if the fat bay is VIP 600. VIP 600. Wow. A buck for a pound. You get a shirt. Yeah. Per pound. And a VIP goodie bag.

Yeah. Only half of it is edible. No, at that, at that, the bag probably is at that level. Yeah, other ones get, you know, plastic. Like you can register to be volunteer. And that'd be right. Does somebody who make sure when they bring like, you know, soda or just somebody make sure to, I don't know, like, you know, cut the plastic ring. Oh, rings.

So they have to just, whatever. Yeah, this is, oh, cut the plastic ring. Oh, this is the keynote. Oh, wow, a lot of butte is the keynote. It's big. Keynote. That's a key board. He knows. Yeah. That's a jazz core. Yeah, those are adult chords right there. That's a jazz core, man.

Those are adult chords right there. There's a lot of fingers for those. It's kind of mashing them down. Yeah. A lot of butte, Haling from the Bay Area. A lot of butte, that's funny. It is funny.

Haling from the Bay Area. On her annual migration up north to feed in the Arctic waters. That's By the Bay Area This international cabaret and burlesque Bay sensation Was raised by the South oh I could see Dressed by drag queens and cut her teeth And San Francisco's beautiful smoky underbelly and cut her teeth. And San Francisco's beautiful smokey underbelly. She cut her teeth there.

That's so much you say about like, center blocks. Should you say about like an old blues guitarist, you know? Not just a big family. Cut his teeth in the joints. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's a funny expression because it's, you know, wow, where'd you get so fat?

Oh, I cut my teeth down. Classically trained in what? Classically trained, in what? Classically trained, yet forged in nightclubs. This queen brings the drama and vocals that will make you bow down. The sinfully saccharin sirens of San Francisco is a lot of butay. Okay.

Miss butay. Butay. Miss butte. Butte. Miss butte may have discovered burlesque in the back of a magazine. Oh, back of a menu. Hopefully, but she's. She missed a dance in theater. Okay, tap dance.

No, they don't have this woman doing tap dance. Get out of here. Stop lying. Tigris Osborne. Look at these names. Dr. Bianca Lareano. Yeah. What's her doctorate in?

Pepper. Yeah. Hahaha. Oh, legendary guests. Oh my God. Madam E. Oh, she's having a, she's doing like a, yeah, what's matating a retarded personarded person of I know that's not a good

That's not a good photo. Why would you use that? Yeah, this one. Why would you use that? Let's see legendary guest. It's like a legendary creature in magic Started dancing started dancing in 1970 in Honolulu as Pearl divine the Titles Wonder. Great. And she hasn't stopped jiggling since given her tagline by her tattoo artist at the time Sailor Jerry. He called her the Titles Wonder. Really liked her. She then traveled to Guam. Oh boy. Okay. Well, picked up like fucking 13 diseases probably. And throughout the Pacific, she was responsible

for the Northridge earthquake of, oh no, it doesn't say that. Following the troops on R&R during Vietnam. Following the troop, like literally like, just like stalking them. I guess. Following the troops. She wasn't obviously performing. Like, you as oh shit, right?

Uh, she's just following them, I guess. After birthing two babies to her serial killer husband. She married a serial killer. It's this true story. That's rough, honey. Wow. You shouldn't be following sailors around the South Pacific, like Moby Dick. Yeah. She reloc rough, honey. Wow. You shouldn't be following sailors around the South Pacific like Moby Dick. Yeah. She

relocated to LA. Thank God. I think God, we got some culture in here. Working the local strip circuit. That's what I have to deal with. Local, I think at her size it'd be the regional strip circuit. To pay her way through college and journalism degree, she snagged a career gig working private parties or rock bands. No. And celebrities like Rod Stewart and Led Zeppelin, they painted her up like a blimp. She's called her in. Yeah, yeah. She was the Zeppelin the Zeppelin, Billy Idol, David Lee Roth, Jack Nicholson, Mickey Rohrick and Peewee Herman, Peewee Herman, I believe.

Okay. Invited guests. Oh my, saucy West, fierce fat femme and world famous Bob. Oh, look at saucy. Invited it. Does that mean like they will be there? They have they accepted? Like these are the, I don't know,

this is the biggest, biggest thing going on. It seems like for fat people. Yeah, this seems like these people might or maybe's. I wanted to go here and just ask them what they ate today. We just go around with a mic like, what'd you eat today? Yeah. There's fat people lying about what they ate today.

Yeah. I don't think I, I'm not sure they'll let you in there. Or they put side. There's fat people lying about what they ate today. Yeah. So funny. I don't think I, I'm not sure they'll let you in there. Or they put it outside. They probably put it, oh, okay. Yeah. And a tagum. You know, shoot them with a tagging dart or something.

Yeah. So I see West. Wow. So I see West. And so I see West. And so I see West. So I see West. And so I see West.

Wow. So I see West. So I see West. So I see West. So I see West. So I see West. So I see West. So I see West. So I see West. an influencer and fat activist. Ah, she does consulting and marketing for plus size brands who are interested in expanding their sizes beyond 5X. Brow. That's immense. You know, we gotta get into the 6X, 7X. Is there anybody we could have to advise us on?

It's like, how do we even do that? I know just the person, saucy west. We're not the resale market on those things is six X shirts. I mean, because chances are, like they can't wear them for very long, because they'd die, right? Oh yeah, I see. I mean, like it's practically new.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're posting none. What the hell, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're posting none. What the hell, we like drop dead, putting this shirt on. Half worn. So I see has been in the fashion industry for over 10 years as both a runway. I think that run away.

I think they put as both runway and experience. Has been a runway. It's just like a helipad that's up on the Titles Wonderland on her experience as a runway. And prin experience and is the largest doing both at size 30 Wow, she's the first 400 pound model runway. What's that two and a half tungsten's?

Some like that 400 divided by 140. It's said to 2.8 tungsten's wow 2.9. I'm gonna round up to point eight five. I'm right you round up in the tungsten scale to 2.9, I'm gonna round up. 2.85, you round up in the tungsten scale. 2.9, wow. Self proclaimed. So, I see also started the hashtag and movement for fat and free in 2017. You remember enjoying that hashtag?

Yeah, sure. Challenging people to live and love their fat bodies without apology. Now, you guys need to lose some weight, are you gonna die? Well, that's, you know, you're gonna get a heart attack. With that campaign, she created safe spaces and events for fat folks in the Bay Area. She also started a campaign in a boycott

with the hashtag, they weren't boycotting food though, right? Fight for inclusivity. Fight for inclusivity, which is challenging the plus size industry to make clothing beyond a forever. Yeah, they're bigots, because they don't, yeah. Guess you need to be more inclusive. Fucking four X ain't. You know, there's a, you know,

there is a something called a supply chain. I mean, you have to, so much, you can't just get all the material you need. Yeah. It's a logistical problem. Yeah, good deal. Not just, we're not doing it for fun. Right.

Don't have the cotton. Maybe you should work toward building open ocean pens for, you know, for floating around like tuna. Right. Yeah, right. Just for, yeah, tell, yeah, tell the supply chain catches up and they can manufacture. Oh, God, this is wild.

Tigris, I was booing. We gotta go to, I gotta go to one of these programming. What are they even talking about at this? Line policy, and an attempt to cut down or eliminate lines lasting longer than five minutes. Fatcon has a line free policy. If you make, if anybody lines up, someone shows up and whips you with a riding crop.

Wow, get out, come on, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out. Nine line free policy. So do you, all the lines are allowed? You sit at chairs until like the person who's, you pile, they have a pile instead of a line. You just pile up at the door like a bunch of bean bags. I don't understand.

What line-free policy, how do you like, how do you serve people? Like whatever they're doing, because there's different things you can do, right? You can't line up. You just have to go sit. You have to sit until what, like somebody gets like their food

and then they walk away and then the next person. Yeah, their line is essentially like a mob where they all sit around. All right. Okay, ADA, VIA, oh my God. This is so, it's like judge dread is happening now. Wow. Okay, let me see what the actual things are though.

Schedule. Ooh, opening ceremonies. Wow, 45 minutes of that. And then they have an hour and a half for heart attack, care, fierce fat, f-fem, fat liberation. Three, at 3.30 you can see unapologetically fat, At 3.30 you can see unapologetically fat, a burlesque history with mix pucks aplenty. And the world famous, does that say blob on a blob, okay? Did I see a cherry yoga?

Oh no, did you? Self-love. Self-love. I said, please tell me that self- love doesn't mean what I think it means. Uh, that's at two 30. Okay. Active. Active wear is not enough.

We need sports gear for what? I, you got me. What kind of sports like football pads? They like, yeah. Fat, uh, skateboard, they need like a furniture dolly. Nights of the fat round table, fat communities, everything, sex, sex toys, and liberation. For rad, rad, fatties. Oh God. Sex toys and liberation for bad bad baddies. Oh God.

Five 15 after your second lunch, you can enjoy a by by-pock babes meeting greed. What's by-pock? Bisexual, bisexual, a person's of color, I think. Really? I think so. Yeah, I mean, I'll buy it. color, I think. Oh really? I think so. Yeah, I mean, I'll buy it.

Yeah, I think that's what it means. Super infinite fats unite, fat nerds assemble. Mm-hmm. It's like the worst superhero forsever. Make fat friends, you can do that at, what time is that at? Oh, 11.30, make yourself some fat friends on panel three. You can do some fat crafting, panel four, in the press room. It's nice. And more fats, more fem, body confidence in the bedroom.

No, no, no, don't do that. You don't need that, come on. Come on, don't do that. You don't need that. Come on. Come on, don't do that. Don't do that to these guys. Okay, well, boy. That's fat con. That's, it sound like something you'd be interested in. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm down. Check it out. All right, here is, here is Nick Riccata has sent something in for Fat Watch. Oh, wow. Let's see what he's got. He's a busy guy, so. Just saw this in the wild.

This is Target's latest fit. Oh, wow. Designed for jeans, okay. He took this picture at a target, and it says, Ava and Viv, and it's got a plus size woman on the top left that's actually the smallest one. And then we've got whatever in the holy hell this is.

It's like the latest fits, it says. Right, that's the target, John. Yeah. Hey, come on down, check out our latest fits. Right. And you've got a fat woman on the left here. Obviously, fat. This would be considered very fat at any point in history,

except for this one. And then next to her, you have somebody smuggling honey-baked hams in her jeans, I think, in the front. In the front. You have an entire ass on the front of these jeans, a Frankenstein's pants. They look pretty farmory, don't they? Like, what the fuck is going on here?

Yeah, I probably should be chasing the pitch for this. She's got a cabbage patch kids arms and fingers. They're so swollen, the skin's got to be stapled to the knuckle. Oh my God. She's got a belt around her wrist, like a bracelet, a rhinestone belt, and a bizarre set of pants. Like you said, the honey-baked ham. Yeah. I don't know what this crease is trying to be.

Well, that's a set of hooves down here. A set of open-toed hooves. Oh, that's wide leg. So if you want to go to Target and get the latest fashion fat of fit, you ask for a wide... I think they need to make the leg a little wider. Yeah. This is a high rise. If you wanna look like, give her a wide birth. That's wide leg, okay.

Yeah. This is mid-rise skinny. No, that's like, oh fuck off. Skinny leg, right? Love it. How is it tapered down by the ankles? Well, that's kind of skinny jeans, right? They fit tight.

Like, how did they eyeball this? Cause it goes up to about the size of a car, perhaps. Oh God, I can taste the strain that this denim is under. Or whatever material it is. I'll bet they stretch a little bit. A lot of jeans have that little bit of like. Yeah. This is, that's mid-rise skinny.

And then this is high-rise skinny. Right. Still a fat woman, but less so. Move this a little bit. There we go. And then that's one on the, oh wow. Flare leg. Flare leg.

Right. This equestrian model is called flare leg. Right. Because like, she's just walking like a horse and they just like dump wherever. So you got to make sure that it can get out no problem, you know, just. Dude, lumbering down the street, pulling your wagon, you know, yeah.

Her lap is like the size of a game board. Yeah, like Scrabble. Her lap is the size of his gravel board. Very interesting. Like, interesting choice on the, thank you. I was going to say candy land, but I thought that was really on the nose. It actually is. It's like, yeah, you could put a game board flat right there.

Wow. All right, one more. Then that's it. Flare lag. It's like the, it flares out like this to imitate the hooves of a Clydesdale. It's a fashion thing. You know, they should just dress up. Or sub.

This is target. I thought that was the one place where we still had moderately skinny women going. I don't know. Not Walmart. I've been to Target and forever. Walmart, you expect Walmart, you'd be surprised if they had meetings. I mean, anytime there's a, yeah, there's a site called People of Walmart, right?

I mean, like it's been there for like 15 years at least. I like it. You expect to see some strange shit. Walmart is, we tip the board, they all rolled in there. Yeah, but I thought like a Planko machine of women. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh gosh. What in the hell is this shit?

Who sent this? What's stopping you from looking like this? I don't fear. Think. Look at those shoes. Oh, it's a, oh my God. Look back at her legs jiggling. That's about, she's gotta be five.

She's gotta be three or four tungsten's think. Yeah. So this is a dancing contest for fat women. This is, these are injuries waiting to happen. Yeah, she's blown for sure for ACLs in this five second flip. Boy, I thought, oh, she was, she was about to clip up straight through the floor.

Dude, there's going to be some, well, look at the floor. She's the only one that can get both feet off the ground. Ooh. Dangerous, this is all dangerous. Uh, yeah, you got, you need to have a talk with your underwriters. There's no way that's insured. This plus America, we're gonna have to get to this next week. Another man, that celebration.

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