The Dick Show - Episode 393

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

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You ever heard this one before, Sean? Tell me if you've heard this phrase, or you ever used this phrase. Wow, conversations I ever had with fanboy. Yeah. In fact, I think it was the last conversation I ever had with him. It was an hour-long conversation. And I think Randy was on the call for most of it. Uh-huh.

We were just talking about shit, and I just wanted to understand where he was coming from, some of the issues we've been having, trying to hash things out. Yeah, yeah. And one of the last things I told him, because when we're arguing about this money thing and charging extra for episodes, I told him, I'm like, look man, I don't know what to tell you, but money doesn't make my dick wet.

Sorry. Can you say that? Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Sorry, what?

That is, that is, that is soprano's worthy. Bleh. You heard that? That is sopr is that is sopranos worthy. You heard that is sopranos worthy. It's like, yeah, there's dysentery amongst the ranks. I loved him like a brother-in-law. I'm trying to play it again. I'm not taking too much time here. It doesn't make it. Let's hear it again. I'm not even taking too much time here. I hear you. Doesn't make it.

Let's hear it again. See, it always loses focus. People tell me how to do this, but it always loses focus and then I don't know how to get it back. I can't get it back. I've never told him. Look at that smug cock sucker. Fucking, look at that.

Look at that face. The man hasn't started yet. Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He was, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, God damn it, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He was so pleased with himself right there. That's one of the last things I told him. Oh, fucking you together.

God damn man. You know what? God, that's so great. What is that? That's so great. Is that not how you say it? That's so great. What is that? Is that how you say it? That's so great. I love mixing metaphors.

Damn it, your reaction was the best fucking part. And I fucked it up. Cause I'm a fuck up. Oh, cause it wasn't recorded. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I'll do it again. You'll do it again. I'm not professional professional. Okay. No, let's watch Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at that fucking shitty dingerin He's like the cat that ate the cannery

All right, we got away for fucking rumble to catch up. Yeah, as we damn slam this soda Soda this morning Don't worry. I got a backup. Oh, yeah, I'm just trying to get the caffeine going first. Okay. All right all right If they made a beer that was caffeinated, that's one day, they're gonna make a beer that's caffeinated and that gives you a hand job. And that'll be it. If you need no more, Elon Musk will do it.

I don't know. What about, what about bum killer? Bum killer? Full full of. Thank you, off though, that's the problem. I don't know, four loco, you know, you just done they had to reformulate it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. I guess that's what I hear. Now you have to do the takeover. Okay. Johnny, have you ever used this phrase? Are you familiar with this phrase? And how often do you use it? I'm assuming the answer is gonna be a lot.

Yeah. One of my favorite times phrase all the time. My grandpa taught me this phrase, here we go. Yeah. Conversations I ever had with fanboy. In fact, I think it was the last conversation I ever had with him. It was an hour long conversation. I think Randy was on the call for most of it.

We were just like talking about shit and I just wanted to like understand like where he was coming from, like the relationship around, and trying to hash things out. Yeah, let's hash it out. And one of the last things I called him, because when we were arguing about this money thing and charging extra for episode. Charge more. I told him, I hash things out. Yeah, let's hash it out. And one of the last things I called him, because when we're arguing about this money thing

and charging extra for episode, I told him, I'm like, look man, I don't know what to tell you, but money doesn't make my dick wet. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. The dozen? Money doesn't, money doesn't make my dick wet. Just the, how he looks right after is he looks so proud. That like, man, I don't know what to tell you.

This old like kind of sage expression, like, you know what? I mean, it just doesn't get my cocks off. I don't know what, it doesn't get my rocks on. I don't know what to tell you. It doesn't, it doesn't make my dick wet. It doesn't make my dick wet. I'm sure it doesn't. Maddox, no one thinks your dick's getting wet, buddy.

Right, you're using it properly. Yeah, no, it's, it's get your dick wet. Get your dick hard. Well, no, but you can get, it doesn't make my dick hard. It's what he's trying to say. I'm trying to say, you can get your like, hey, you get your dick wet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with that woman.

Right. You had sex, physical sex with your having sex with the same as woman. You had sexual secretions all over it. Right. Your dick doesn't get wet by itself. It shouldn't, unless you have like a trans inverted penis thing. Well, that doesn't make, that doesn't make my dick wet. Like, okay, Buffalo Bill, I guess it doesn't, but Maddox, a human male with no penis to creation glands.

How, what was it like to be his editor? I wonder. Disassity. Because he, he always knows best. It's so, it's so to his detriment too. Just have another set of eyes on it. I told him, I'm like, look man, I don't know what to tell you but money doesn't make my dick wet Just it gets it's right up there with I just flew in and bore my wings tired my wings tired. Yeah

Oh. Ah. Look at the face. It's amazing. It's amazing. I don't know what you just tell you, look, I don't know what to tell you guys. Money doesn't make my dick wet, okay? My dick gets wet for other things.

There's no or a dick right? It makes my dick wet. Honesty makes my dick wet. Putting together a compelling comedy product makes my dick wet. Putting together a compelling comedy product makes my dick wet, but money? Money doesn't make my dick wet, I never will. Presenting. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Look what I got, Sean. What are you got? So beautiful fucks sent this to me, Miles Wilson, a fucking McNugget buddy. What the hell start Welcome to the egg you I diggin you to give you love to keep it so show every the contest

Come to your life from out bunkers deep in the heart of city failure I mean how stick matches an AK the twenty million other man joining me always in studio is world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello'm not. Hello, Dick. Not talking about the goddamn Albatross Pac-Man. The worst thing about this stupid present that Vito gave me is it doesn't stack, you know? At least do me a favor and give me something that I can stack under a bunch of other useless shit

that I am compelled to keep instead of throwing. She makes you a gay body. She can keep them in a same place. Same for her. Just get her. Legos make my same place. Same for us, man. Get her. Legos make my dick wet. They do.

And shit. It's like a faucet down there. Yeah. The whole thing. Legos, new collector set, Legos. Oh, man, I have a big, I'm so, I'm so excited by a collector's addition, Legos, I have a big stain of wetness. Right.

Where my dick is on my pants. That's his metaphor. So wet. My dick is so wet. Well, how does money my pants. That's his metaphor. Wet. My dick is so wet. Well, how does money make you feel? I could soak a sheep. Money doesn't make my dick wet. It's so good sheep.

You put my dick, man. What you're telling me right now about Legos? Making my dick so wet, if I took two sheep and pushed it against my dick, those sheep would be soaking, stopping wet. Like if you put my dick out in a torrential rain storm, that's what you're talking about. You would make soaking, stopping wet. Right. Like, if you put my dick out in a torrential rain storm, that's what you're talking about. You would make the rain storm wet.

I would make the rain wet. Yeah. Wow. That's how wet my dick is getting over this big nugget, buddy. So what is that like a McDonald's truck dick wet? I wonder if he said that on the call with Randy that he's bragging about.

Oops. Brings like the most intelligent, like even tempered person in the room. Look guys, money doesn't make, look, bubbo, money doesn't make my dick wet, okay? Over here, the Sammy Davis Jr. Yeah. He's got two lazy eyes, Maddox.

Yeah. Should I open it? You should. I got it. I wonder, I wonder if he has ever once had doubt about an expression that he's used. He gives himself the benefit of doubt. In every instance.

Yeah, very good. What a retard. Why do a live Q&A when you're the when live is the worst you are? You know? No, I mean, that is true. He's definitely. Fucking idiots. I mean, I used true. He's definitely fucking idiots.

I mean, I used to think that he benefited from time and thought and rereading and stuff, but then it's like five years in the making and there's still like kind of embarrassing mistakes. Then it's, you know, I want big embarrassing mistakes. I don't know that that's true anymore. Yeah, I accidentally streamed the YouTube channel and the biggest problem YouTube channel. So that'll probably be getting deleted soon. See, the McNugget buddy, the

fans can give me. This is the McNugget buddy I was refused rudely by McDonald's. This is the worthless piece of plastic that they refused the McNugget buddy bureaucracy liberal bullshit. Really? You know, sweeping the nation. DEI, they had to place a call into their DEI center to see if they'd given enough toys to 40 year old Mexican men that we can if they hit that quota, then the answer was no. So all of our remaining toys are for 40 year old black men. You're too white. You're wider than this paper bag so we can't give you this nugget buddy. That's what the DEI, we're being run by literally Hermes from Futurama. Yeah. I mean, he was like the office bureaucrat, right?

Yeah. And we have that. We have that in every company, every university, billions of, nine billion dollars in DEI. That's the DEI industry, which is just tell people every day that they're white and bad. Don't touch black women's hair, even though no, no white man has ever wanted to touch black women's hair. I don't want to touch plenty of black man's radios.

I'll tell you that. Never black woman's hair. That's one women do that. I saw it done on ESPN. On ESPN. Chale Sun and did it to a black woman who was interviewed. Fire instantly. Yeah.

The UFC fighter. Oh, what did he say? He said, I love your hair. Can I touch? Can I touch your hair? And he totally does. It's so soft. Is he American? Yeah.

Was there a white woman in a suit? Perhaps issue going on there? A white woman in a suit? What do you mean? Wearing a man's suit. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, no, no, man. He's a seedy guy.

It's funny that you bring that up, because I actually have seen it. Oh wow. I've never seen it in person. No, no, go to the South. You'll see it. Funny. Really?

Oh yeah, Southern women. They sound charming because of their voice, but as soon as they put on a couple of pounds, you're like, oh God, you can either. Gotcha. Unconsciously grass. Okay, I'm opening that. They can bring me, they can give me my McNugget buddy

that I was denied wrongfully. They can't get Hitomi Tanaka in studio. She's fled the country, probably as a result of my stalking, but, but they can get me the McNugget buddy. So a win, a big win, a big loss, but a big win too. Offsets the loss slightly. Maybe she'll pop out of this box. Look at this. I was gonna give this to Vito is like a reciprocal shit giving. Were you afraid he'd try to eat it? Vito, your co-host has died from,

that's like organ trail Vito, co-host died by choking on a plastic food item. Right, look at this wrapping. This is back in the day, it was just a piece of plastic that they give you. That almost looks like a hamburger wrapper, right? You might have eaten it and it's, oh shit, a lady. That's the worst one I could have gotten.

A lady. Throw it away. Diarrhea is her name. I don't know what that is. Wow. Thank you very much. I do know that's a lady. Well, Daria, Darla.

Oh, Daria has a name. It's got a name tag. Well, I guess I don't know that's a lady. Well, Daria, Darla? Oh, Daria has a name. It's got a name tag. Well, I guess I don't know, Sean. It has a skirt, but that could be anybody's. It has a beetle there, Cun. It's got a little card. Huh. Darla, dips in tangy barbecue sauce.

I don't want to anthropomorphize a food item and then de-ampermorphize. Anthropomorphize it. Right. It's bizarre. It's like a cow that talks to you. And then you eat part of it. No, once you cross over into anthropomorphic, you can't go back, right?

Obviously, that's where Pete of fucks up all the time. Right. We're always doing that. Um, as you, there's so much I forget every week until I walk into the studio and see these pens that I've thrown everywhere in a fit of gleeful rage.

We uncovered it in the last moments of the biggest problem show this week. We uncovered an ancient unearthed, an Eric July interview from 2012. Oh wow. I didn't realize he'd been around that long. He's been around forever. I mean, he had it, he had it, he had it,

he had it wrapping in stuff, you know, he was rapping before. He had an online presence in 2012. He was on White Guilt in 2012. In 2012? Yeah, he had an online. He was a rapper. Oh, okay.

YG. It wasn't a commentator. It wasn't yet a con artist. He's giving an interview about his upcoming track. And you'll never believe he says, my right hand lady is featured on three of these tracks and you'll never believe her name, Sean. My right hand lady. My right hand lady.

My special lady. My right hand special lady friend, her name. I was in the bathroom peeing and I just somebody sent me this stupid interview to show nothing at all, right? And I said, okay, whatever, I'll watch. I'm bored while I'm peeing here. You know, I can't pee without some peeing reading material.

Used to be, you take a shit, read a shampoo bottle. Now, even to pee, I need some sort of a distraction. Yeah. You know, God forbid, I'll start thinking about my, you know, life and problems in a non-humorous way. Yeah. So I load up my P material. Uh-huh.

And what do I hear? Erick July saying three of these tracks on my new album back here in 2011. It wasn't even saying what it is every other sentence either, which is interesting. That seems to be a new affect, perhaps a COVID, long COVID. What is fact? Saying what it is all the time. Oh, he says what it is. He says what it is every other sentence. Like, is what it is? Like what it is. I don't know if, I don't Saying what it is, all the time. Oh, he says what it is? He says what it is every other sentence.

Like, is what it is? Like what it is. I don't know if, I don't know if it means anything. He says, special, my special lady friend, my right hand woman is on three of these tracks and her name that he drops is. Jasmine. And I say, I found Jasmine.

I found the missing girl that he wrote into his cop detective story that he's saving from a life of the streets and prostitution and crime. The whole book novel is that his self-insert novel is based around. So he wrote the love interest, you know? Okay. Yeah. So I came in hot. You know, I found her. I found found her Sean. Yeah, I found Jasmine. Mm-hmm. I found her before I saw him did

Wow number one old love interest. Oh, we all do it. Oh, we all do it our first book, but oh, it's bad Don't do it. Oh That's a kind of a beginner thing. Don't do it change the name before it goes to Prince Oh change it to Sarah or fucking Jane or something don't put all the interest in your box Yeah, Dante didn't it was gay for him to oh Probably change the name Change it to somebody else's name change it to your wife's name at least So you came in hot I came in hot throwing pins everywhere, you know, that's why you see this Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so he, they finally, they finally triggered him.

They finally upset him because everyone's attacking me, right? Oh, that's the guy who, uh, comic book pro, yeah, yeah, it's like pro. And like he used a fence sitting, right? Like, yeah, so it's, yeah, Eric busted his balls and Nick's balls for like not raining me in. I'm like, you guys, I mean, even the idea of that is suicide. The suggestion of it. Well, it's impossible.

Yeah, but yeah. Secondly, to suggest, even for you, nobody to suggest it, it's very dangerous, right? Like what, he's got his own shit. Why the fuck should he be so concerned about? Why should anybody be concerned about what I'm saying? Yeah, nobody should. Who cares?

Just some drunk shithead with a podcast show. Yeah, the MP3 show. Yeah. Are you so concerned about it? Right. Um, he says, finally, okay, you know what? I'm gonna review Isom and he puts on, I swear, if you like like art discussion,

it's one of, it's just an incredible stream because he goes through comics. Like I, before watching the stream, I just thought kind of like comics. I like some of them, but you know, gay, like who cares? Fucking comics. I mean, I just, I can't get out of my mind.

I just, I think they're for kids. Like, I mean, I know that they've gotten, like animation has become a lot more adult. Like, I mean, there really is, there's some good stuff. And I'm sure comics have too, but I mean, really, it's, you know, I mean, they're for kids who want to be super heroes. They identify with that, you know,

and then go to life's, beating you down and you go, I'll be middle management at best. Yeah, yeah, it's exactly. But before, after watching his stream, he's going through I-Som and like reviewing it at the height of his ability, you know? A comic book like season pro. And the stuff he's saying really made me appreciate

like the work that goes into. Actually, I know. Constructing these panels and all this shit. It's such an entertaining stream. Yeah. And it was just fucking eviscerating. Real because he, Oh, because it's so bad.

Because I was right. Well, did he just finally have, did he have enough? Is that the, that because they've been trying to, Eric, July and his fucking loser pals have been starting to fuck with him. Yeah. Saying like, oh, don't work with him. Fucking shun him.

And he's like, okay, I'll fucking, we'll see who, we'll see who shuns who, right? That's the, the, the, the, he's just, he's made so many mistakes with like, he's drawn so many lines in the sands with sand with how he, his story will go, how his stories will go, what he will do, what he won't do. And he doesn't, he's not allowing himself to develop as an artist at all. He's already said no.

And then that's since that's recorded forever, you know, on the internet, when he does decide he's got great ideas. And there is a reason for like, you know, on the internet, when he does decide he's got great ideas and there is a reason for like an alternate universe or something, then it's like people are going to go, what a hypocrite. You're just setting yourself up. He's calling people the N word for no reason. I mean, no, that's crazy. I don't know anything about that, but-

Me, call me the N word. He did. Why all this started? Oh, okay. Right. Remember? I mean, I was on the whole thing. I said in word three times. That's right? Oh, okay. Right. Remember? I mean, I was a whole ass, and word three times.

That's fucking, huh. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I do? Nothing. Practically, nothing. Anyway, so.

And then he made the Ethan Man's I've made like $15,000, $2,000, doing in super chats, which we can't do. Yeah, because we're not on YouTube. Right. And he, and he sold the fucking comic that he's like, he's like drawing over the guy's comic to show how it's fucked up. Like, oh, this should have been like this. I'm like, I've never seen so much disrespect

in my fucking life. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then he sold the comic for four grand. That one that he drew on. Oh, no shit. I was like, this is like a collector's item. Like, that's unbelievable. That's pretty cool.

Oh my god. He's like, Baybrooth shows up drunk. He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,'s item, like a... Yeah, this unbelievable. That's pretty cool. It's like, oh my God. It's like, Babe Ruth shows up drunk and he's like, hey, hey, I got it. Let me show you how to hit some dinger. It's like, oh my God. Yeah. So disrespectful. Like this should not happen anyway.

But it's like, that's, again, with the, with the, the constrancy that he puts on himself for his creative endeavors. He's also, why are you just torching a fucking bridge with somebody who knows maybe he could help him in the future? Fucking built the whole selling comics online thing. Like, I don't understand, I don't understand doing that. It's like he doesn't understand just how entertainment works. Like it, you never just do it to do it.

Yeah, it's insane. What are you doing? When you have nobody really backs me up, everyone kinda goes like, I'm like Israel, basically. They're like, well, he does what everyone is. What are you gonna do? Stop him, I mean, go for it. I don't condone it, but he's entertaining to watch.

Yeah. Yeah. He just, sometimes the best thing you can do is just practice a little restraint. There, and like, look at all these McNugget buddies. Yeah. One man, how many of these McNugget buddies are women? Just one, just one I got.

Come on, man. Darling. Can you send me another McNugget buddy are women, just one. Just one I got. Come on, man. Can you send me another McNugget buddy, please? This is not a pen of sentence. I don't want the woman McNugget buddy. I should have left it in the box. Maybe I now I'll give it to Vito. But it has a shirt with a collar and stuff. Is this, I mean.

Maybe it is a guy. I don't know. McTran's Nugget buddy. You think that's, man, I had a Bade accident. I was about to be trans. Really? Yeah. That's, it seems like a bidet accident. I was about to be trans. Really? Yeah. That's a, seems like a severe. Yeah, I know.

Oh, severe. Yeah. You don't want to have bidet an accident. Like, crank the PSI up or something? Usually you want an accident to prece, to proceed a bidet. In a sentence, I had an accident, so I used a bidet. You don't want it to go the other way. Right.

You used a bidet and had an accident, I hadn't. No, that's probably bad. Yeah, the fucking thing, I don't know if it's the cold sitting there. So my bad day is like cheap. Yeah. Cheapest one. I figured I'm not going to use this fucking thing. Who am I gay? I'm just going to try it out. Right. Right. If I forget who recommended it to me. So it's the cheap one. So when you go to the off position, it kind of leaks somewhere and makes a little drip inside the shooting thing, but it goes like the pipes are on, so it goes like, you know, so I have to crank,

put it one little notch to the right clockwise. So it's like the on way. Yeah. So it then it stops. It's like it's messed up so the off is. Okay. So I sit there, right? Off is actually on a little bit. A little tiny bit. It was on and then the rest on is, you know, and then from on to more on. Yeah, it's a moron. It's like a windshield wiper too, though. So there's like 10 settings, but the only one you ever want to use is half got it, right? Because otherwise two will cut you in half like James Bond device. Like a one-man.

Yeah, like a CNC machine. Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Right. I really got my dick wet. Yeah. Yeah. That's cheap. The day's really make my dick wet.

Yeah, man. What do you mean? You really like chief. I like the craftsmanship. I like Chinese craftsmanship. Sure. Love it. It makes Chinese craftsmanship. Sure. Love it. It makes my dick soaking wet.

Shoots let's paint right up your ass. They put it, when they ship it, they put a little cotton plug in there too to make sure the tube doesn't collapse and shipping. Oh really? I sat down for the first time and cranked any, you know, a musket. Jesus.

Musket wrap point. So I'm sitting there, and it's very cold in LA now. You know, we're seeing frost on the grass. We are, yeah, it's freezing for LA. Women are still dressing like whores, but they're complaining about it more than ever. They're cold. That's right.

Now they might actually be telling the truth that it's cold. Sure. Usually they're lying. You could have a woman in a volcano saying, ooh, can you, ooh, in a volcano, Sean. Oh, it's cold. Look, can you turn the heat on?

Yeah. Yep. That's why you've seen it strike fear into their course. It's sought on ESPN. Yeah. Turn the heat on in this volcano. Is that a good joke? That's like a norm joke. Yeah, I've heard really cold in this volcano. Is that a good joke? That's like a norm joke.

Is that it? Yeah, I've heard really cold in this volcano. I've heard worse jokes. Thanks. So sit down on the beday, do my pooping and shit. Yeah. And then I go to turn it on and it's stuck. Oh no.

It's stuck and I'm like, what the fuck is this? This thing finally give out on me. Do I got a freeze in the line? Like they always have nothing to worry about. Nothing's coming out. Well, it won't even turn. The thing won't turn. Oh.

And I'm kind of hungover and pissed off. This mother fucking thing cracks through whatever was fucking it, cranked it up to about a six. Oh wow. Cool man. That was a mistake. Rarely do I think, oh, you've made a mistake. That was. In a split second.

When I saw the water shooting out of my mouth. Oh, no, I made a mistake. Wow, and it's all wet, something like crumbling with it. Oh, no! I can't move, because I don't want all this shit water all over the ceiling. Yeah, like using my ass is a Jesus. Kind of dance it around. I was like, oh God, I got it.

It's gonna fucking cut me if I don't stop moving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm dancing. I can't get to the dial, right? It's peeling back layers of skin. Yeah, half second. I had in my mind, I had the image of the space shuttle, the zoom in on the space shuttle rockets when it takes off, you know, they show it for half second. I had in my mind, I had the image of the space shuttle, the zoom in on the space shuttle rockets

when it takes off, you know, they show it for a second. And it goes, right, that's right, I have my mind. Oh, God! Jesus. Wow. Yeah. That's quite an experience.

What's my first bad experience with that? What would, what would 10 do? You don't want to know. Yeah, you don't want to know. Why would they make something like that? Chinese. They're doing it as it, just like the Pepe in the Coke.

Yeah, right. That's very 80s of them. Yeah, now it's like, we get them, yeah. But they go to 10. Yeah. You only need one. We only need one, but we go to 10.

But they Pepe on you. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Fucking exactly. Fucking exactly. Pretty good. Have you noticed that women won't eat the same thing twice in their life? Is that happened to you?

No, do you have this problem at home? Cause I'm constantly encountering this problem. No, I don't. No, I'm not hamburgers. We had hamburgers last year. No, actually, my girlfriend is the opposite. Hmm, actually. Really? That must be because she's so satisfied in literally every other area of her life. Actually, my girlfriend is the opposite. Actually, really.

That must be because she's so satisfied in literally every other area of her life. And mine is not with me. So she's like, well, if you suck, maybe the food could be good. Well, you know, sorry. That's not good either. Yeah, yeah.

You haven't noticed that? These bitches. Not really. I just eat a piece of chicken. I eat a piece of raw chicken every day. Every meal. I couldn't do that. I just want like a,

I need variety. Hamster pellet thing. I'm jealous of the dog. People are like, Oh, I know. Dogs never get to eat anything good. I'm like, man, I wish I could eat like a dog. Just mush all day every day.

Well, tell you what, I think about this shit. My dog has the greatest meal of her life three times a day. You know what I mean? Three times a day? Yeah, but we, you know, measure the food out in the morning and then divide it up, you know. So she eats a, you know, specific amount.

Let's take a tour. She eats on walks and stuff, you know, kind of just feed it to her throughout the day. She eats on walks? Yeah. Why? Because we started training her that way. and stuff, you know, kind of just feed it to her throughout the day. She's on walks? Yeah. Why? Because we started training her that way.

Oh, it was like, you know, when there's a dog across the street, she's real reactive to, I want to see that thing and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Spinning and doing all that kind of stuff. And it's like, hey, nope, look at me. Yeah. And so she would, and you know, reward her with the food. Fuck. And then for the meal, that's a good idea.

But then, I think of that. The thing is, is you don't want to reinforce that they go crazy and you reward them for going crazy. It's like, no, if they're going fuck. Are you don't? No, if they're going, because then it's bribery. I always teach my dog to jump on people. She didn't use to jump on people

when they come in, but then I was like, come on, come on, jump on them. Come on, they're clothes all messed up. And the white hair all over them. If, yeah, exactly, the white hair on a lab, and people come over and go, Oh, I don't know why she's doing this. Yeah. She's never done it before.

She was really like you. Yeah. But it's what I found. Especially women. Was that, is that? Is that tops pull them? I'm not doing it. Right.

Right. Right. Anyway, she eats the best meal of her life. Because she's so excited. Because she just loved her, she loves her fucking kibble. Oh, man. She thinks those are treats, she thinks all that. So it's like, I want, I know what you mean about, I wish I could do that.

I wish I could be that excited about every meal. Well, I'm not excited about liquor, I guess. I had a almost a big dog fuck up this week. Yeah. We have a, we have a running, we have coyotes here, you know. You do? Yeah, I've come out on multiple bonus episodes and seen a coyote trucking right down the street.

It's happened multiple times here. So we always have the same. We have an our neighborhood too. Where my girlfriend, you know, is like, you know, we can't let her, can't let her out. These coyotes is very dangerous. We can't let her interact with them. And my opinion has been, you know, we can't let her, can't let her out. These coyotes is very dangerous. We can't let her interact with them. In my opinion, it's been lesser of like, well, you know, fuck it, it cares, right?

Like, they're other dogs. I mean, she's a dog. They're like, interact. Well, because they're like, they come right up to the fence. Yeah. And we're out walking and there's like a pack of them and she's like, let me know those fucking things. I really want to see what those things are doing.

Yeah, I mean, because she hears them howling every night. So she's barking at them. I don't think anything's going to happen with her in a yard and coyotes out on the thing. Really? Yeah, when we go on walks and encounter them, she's like a fucking 70 pound tractor. Get going after them.

Sure. I mean, coyotes hold her back, but I can, but still it's like, are you going to fucking break your neck off? But also, in addition, we've got that giant nature area behind the house where we let her off. I let her off, leash all the time. Just run around, you know, and Ranger yells at me. Yeah, I would have her, fuck you, fucking kill yourself.

And the nightmare scenario finally happened where I popped her leash off and this giant coyote was standing there. We're at a dead us like 20 feet away. Yeah, we got into the nature area. I popped her leash off like always. In your backyard? Outside of my backyard with the gigantic, like, I don't know,

300 acres, how big do you think that area is? I don't know. The 100 acre wood behind my house. Sure, sure. You know, Christopher Robin is dealing with his issues. I let her off the leash. This gigantic coyotes there. And we both see it at the same time.

And then I look at her and think, right what I think. Oh no, she bolts. Right at it. They're both then bolt and they're gone. Through the tree is gone. And I think, oh, no, my girlfriend's going to fucking have the biggest. I told you so ever. Here's the danger in that.

The danger in that. But the danger in that is that the coyote leads her back to the pack. If there's a bunch of them, that's the one on. I was more worried about not a contest. wasn't more worried about. Not a contest. I was more worried about the kind of you just running straight for miles and her stupidly following them, like not knowing where to go. But then I'm like, well, I can't chase it

because I'm old and I'll break my fucking foot again. It's dark, right? Bright is middle of the day. Oh, it's middle of the day. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's how I'm like, fuck. So I'm kind of walking like gingerlies. I'm like, there's no fucking way I'm breaking my leg

and having to tell that story. And there's no getting her, you like the recall, it's nonexistent. That's what I mean, yeah, that's, yeah. So I walk a little bit and then start shouting like I'm hurt, like, oh, and she runs around, runs back around this out of nowhere.

Oh, she doesn't listen, I'm like, I swear, I think I can hear him out there somewhere. I'm like, oh, ow, ow. And I hear it see your little face, but I'm like, oh, thank fucking Christ. So she bit on that. Yeah, I was like, that would have been the worst. That would have been the worst.

I told you so in the history of the world, because I'm always like, oh, I don't be such a fucking cry baby about the coyotes. They're fine. She's big, they don't care. Tons of dogs out here. Yeah. Well, they're, I mean, they're looking

for easier opportunities for sure, but you know, because they don't want to break their foot either. Like, I'm not going back with a broken foot because I tried to fight a fucking 70 pound laboratory. Getting fucked up in nature could be a death sentence. So they definitely, you know, most, they eat rodents and stuff primarily. I mean, they definitely, you know, most, they eat rodents and stuff primarily. I mean, even wolves.

You know, people think wolves are always chasing down like fucking caribou and stuff like that. The majority of their diet are like small rodents. Yeah. Cause they're safe and kind of more plentiful. So, let me see if I can get, let me see if I can place an order. Sean, you want anything?

You know, a diet coke? Oh, I think I'm okay right now, thanks. Okay, let's do the, start the show, talking about all this nonsense. Do you see those Jewish tunnels that they were doing? No. You didn't see the Jewish tunnels? No, no, no, I haven't. Oh, man! Okay.

Great. I really try not to look at the news or anything. Dude, but this is one of the funniest things that just ever happened. Fucking joke. Literally, yes. Yeah, okay. A bunch of like super-hacetic Jews got caught digging tunnels

under their synagogue in New York. So New York City, like, sent a bunch of cops over there going, what the fuck are you like, you know, what the fuck are you guys doing over here? You don't do this in America. Like the guys sitting digging in like, you know, yeah, they're going what the fuck great like you know what the fuck you guys doing over here You don't we don't do this in America like the guys sitting digging in like you know, yeah, they're just taking tunnels No, no permits. I take it. Oh, no no Somebody told him that Land is a valuable resource because God's not making any more of it

So he said oh, we'll show you right give him some shovels here give you another level of land Yeah, here is here is the you're Right. Give me some shovels here. Give you another level, Orlando. Yeah. Here is the, you're gonna see this video until the end of time. It's one of the funniest things that's ever happened. So they dug all these tunnels under their stupid, like, from like inside the building. From inside like Shawshank Redemption. Okay.

And they filled up the women's bathroom with dirt to like, to the, to the waist. Cause they didn't know, cause they couldn't get rid of it in New York. Well, yeah, can you just throw it on, people are gonna ask questions. Yes. Why do I need to see that? If there's a mound of dirt on the sidewalk.

Yeah. It was on them. So this motherfucker, while the cops are rating, while the cops are rating the synagogue, and all the Hasidic Jews are screaming at the cops and trying to stop them from filling up their tunnels with cement, this motherfucker escapes through a, down a tunnel and climbs up a sewer grate. Watch! Look at this!

This is real! And then he runs away. He's like running from the cops, from's like from the cops from a secret tunnel like Hogan's Heroes. I can't believe he didn't see this. That's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Ah, I think this year's gonna be good.

That's amazing. I think it's gonna be good. Look at him. Oh. Oh yeah, he's got guys. Let's have a contingent. His hand glasses and they stay on. How does the width of the

escape route is the he's like cats whiskers. His he's has seen it. Jewish hat is like the exact width of the tunnel. Right. Right. Right. I don't know. I mean, he may not have him. You know, he may not have a collarbones you know like a like a rat or something or whatever they get their heads through that catch fine. I haven't been compared to rats that's not an anti-seagull. It's very anti-sematic yes yes they definitely have been compared a certain people have definitely compared them to rats. Anybody wants to exterminate anything?

I've heard this vermin. I've heard compared them to rats. Anybody wants to exterminate anything? I've heard this vermin. I've heard fleas. No, rats, because rats are a scourge. Yeah, there's no rats are the worst. Even land, even in glorious bastards, the juhunter says rats. Really? Oh yeah.

God. I don't know. Sean, I'm using it. Yeah, rats was Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes. Nice, like something. Okay, if I'm saying don't say that about you, it's not so much just to make my word for it, all right? That was actually a mitzvah over here.

For once, that was an innocent mistake. Well, it was, you know, it was more like, yes, it was more like, it was an animal. That's really what I was thinking. It was an animal for like, you can get, yes, you can get, you know, they just claps themselves down.

A Jew? Rats, the rats, rodents. And people are, you know, defending this, obviously. Oh, it's so anti-Semitic. You guys are laughing at this. Like, what are you talking about? It's fucking hilarious. No, I would laugh no matter who came out of it. It's fucking hysterical that somebody just pops up from a

Like the Mexicans squeezing through the fence and shit true and the razor wire. Have you seen them? Yeah, putting the boxes down there laughing They're kids laughing. I didn't believe it but Vito Told me that it's they absolutely are and he's right. Gotcha. He was right Still won't weigh himself that fucker. Wow. The Jewish tunnels, yeah, that's funny. Okay.

Coach Redpill is dead, got killed by Coach Redpill, my friend, Coach Redpill. The guy who's in Ukraine, he got arrested, the internet, shit, Lord guy, shit talking guy. I think I was kind of in the Ethan Ralph sphere of the internet. Nothing guy who called in, right? I don't think coach Red Pillow called in. Nothing guy who was,

oh, she had to put clothes on. This is late. Nothing guy who was captured by the Taliban. No, no, he's fine. Coach guy captured by the Taliban, the internet shit Lord captured by the Taliban fine. Got invited back. Got invited back back setting up a gold mining business Yeah, the internet shit lord that got captured by Ukraine our buddies murdered really about that. What's the story on that?

He said right away. He said am I gonna have to go look at the real story. Well, I mean He's whatever he said it's something he said like he's something he said. Like he's a, he's a, an ex-pat, he's just someone who, he went there to fuck Ukrainian women. Yeah. Which is all of our dream, or it was at one point, not now. I don't know where they're hiding all the girls with huge tits and no money now, but, right. Used to be a dream of, of mine and a lot of men. And men who know, men who know what's going on, men who, you know, understand the game. Again, it's not the America we learned about. Yeah. Yeah. a lot of men, right? Men who know what's going on, men who, you know, understand the game.

Again, it's not the America we learned about. Yeah. You know, in the future, I'll say, well, all the women with huge tits, no money, you're in Ukraine and they'll say, where? I'll say, yeah, I mean, you're right. Yeah, now it's just the BlackRock paved it over to set up Bitcoin mining silos. The story is, he said, he started saying Zelensky is a puppet of America. And the war is a losing war. And he is a thief. He's very corrupt. Zelensky's corrupt. The whole regime is corrupt. They should surrender to Russia, like this is stupid. This is basically all the same stuff.

I was, a lot of people here, I was saying all the same, all that stuff, you know, is, let's, he's a fuck, but I'm not in Ukraine, right? Well, right. I wouldn't say that if I was in Ukraine, I'm just getting out of here. I'm not, yeah, I mean, you know, it's all guys, go kill those Russians, fuck them.

Don't know how smart it is to, you know, you gotta, you gotta read the room sometimes. Yeah, you know, that's- And they got let out of jail and they said- I honestly think that's an internet thing that is influencing kind of people in real life where it's like, do you not know that like real things might happen?

Yeah, you don't know that's- That's what happened. That's really foreign to me because I still don't consider the internet real life Although it's it's changing so it's like you're used to being able to say it's almost like you it's the Cartman Terretz bit. Yeah, yeah, he can't stop. Yeah exactly. We can't stop. It's like you've been you've been a shit head online without repercussions for so long now you don't know your real name, but I'm just using speech. Like, no, no, they're gonna kill you, bro.

Yeah, like this is what I'm talking about. There are like, because they're criminal, like they're fucking criminals. They're saying they're criminals, they'll fucking kill you. But you understand that? Were you just saying that or do you believe it?

Because if you believe it, you don't have much of a self-preservation instinct. Right. Right. So American privilege, like yeah, well, you know, it's a lot harder for them to kill you in America if you start running get in. Right. So, um, American privilege, like, yeah, well, you know, it's a lot harder for them to kill you in America if you start running your mouth. Uh, harder, but the crazy thing is, is the, the State Department could have stopped

this at any point. Any point. So what's the, well, fill, fill me in because I ain't a real good one. Well, you got, you got thrown in jail, they let him out and said, don't go anywhere, which obviously means get the fuck out of Dodge. He didn't get out of Dodge. He's like, well, I gotta go to my core deployment. And that Ukrainian president's like,

you should have, what are you talking about? You should have gotten the fuck out of here. They threw him in prison, they're like kicking his ass. And they're prisons worse than ours, right? Oh, I'm sure it is. Yeah. So they're kicking his ass all the time. He was torturing him and sharing.

He finally died and doubled the mug. He came out and said it. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're torturing me all the time. He was torturing him and sharing. He finally tied him double in the mug. He came out and said it. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're torturing me all the time. Taking my ass, the guards are like paying the fucking guys in here who are here for life or like their muscle. Yeah. For the fucking, oh sure.

Like I'm a legit political prisoner and a fucking Soviet satellite state. Yeah. Like this is the worst that it gets for political prisoner ring. Yeah. Like I was in Siberia. Yeah, you don't really want to be over there. So he got me caught in pneumonia and didn't get. Double the mownue.

Yeah, but longs died. Yeah, they didn't. Like Tucker Carlson's talking, but it's be damned. Crazy. US government didn't do shit. Could have done something about it at any moment. Yeah. Hey, we're going to, before we give you these $200 billion

of old missiles. Yeah. So you can go kill a bunch of your guys for no reason. Yeah. For money laundering. Can you let that guy out? Gonzalo. Yeah. Wierdo, the Red Pill Wierdo that Dick Mashes and Ethan Ralf hang out with. Let him out. You know, the US government is going to wait people's lives differently. They're going to want to hold out for, you know, there's, you know, I mean, it's certain Russia let that weed lady out. Oh, the NBA weed lady. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Right. Russia did that. I know.

Yeah, I know. Black lady. Yeah. Is it? Well, that's, uh, he is probably a, you know, WNBA too. The worst, worst thing you can be. Uh, uh, Gonzalo Leera is just telling men how to get laid for the last money. What is his thing? It was at his thing. Yeah. It's like a like a like us. He's like a creepy Tom like us. I'll be damned.

Press and peace. Uh, speaking of cross yourself, speaking of not knowing this is watch. This is just so you know, this is Nina. This is the girl who started the whole Eric July, uh, war. Uh, really? This girl right here started the war., cuz she cuz she said veto is jealous of Eric July And I said well, it's probably cuz I saw him sucks Cuz you know no one's talking about it being good no one's talking about the characters or anything like that How he you know who he wrote it about and stuff like when does when does a captain save a home making appearance?

I believe that's the main character. Okay. I think this is a love letter. Guys, if you're out there, if you're writing a book, I know that you already named the main character after a girl that you love. So change it. Change it before you send it to print. Before it's too late. Change it. It was gay when Dante did it. It's gay when Eric did it. It's always gay. Save you some aggravations. Let me save you some, she's not gonna appreciate it in a fun of way. She already knows you're writing about her anyway, even if you do use a different name.

Right, I'll be coy with it. No, totally. It'll still make her dick wet. Do we have an isolated drop of that, make my dick wet, please, could I get a fucking isolated drop of that? Make my dick wet, please? They get a fucking isolated drop of that. The shush. Anybody. I'm so proud of myself expression.

Yeah. Afterwards is just so great. Extra for episodes. I told him, I'm like, look man, I don't know what to tell you, but money doesn't make my dick wet. He's so proud of himself. That's all there is to say about that. Shut him down right there.

Just shut him down. People say, how are you holding up with Maddox, you know, doing all this stuff to you? Are you okay? Yeah. I'm like, did you hear the part where he said, money doesn't make my dick wet? He didn't need to come on the internet

and say money doesn't make my dick wet. No, but he did it. He did it. He did it for free. He did it for free. I don't know. He must have gotten some money, right? Yeah, he got dickheads. We're fucking with them.

We're super chads. And given it, yeah. So you're welcome. Yeah. How are you going to survive past retirement? They're asking him. Yeah. He's like, I don't know what you mean by that.

Yeah. You're going to. He's like, I don't know what you mean by that. Yeah. Cool. You're gonna. Oh yeah, okay. Here's an a cart in the cat food aisle. Nina and Finity, I feel kind of bad for her, but. Yeah. Well yeah.

I don't know who she is. She's a nice girl. I thought I was friendly enough with her, but. She's your friendly and you know what people, people's opinions of what decent decor on is, there's two different things. What did I do? What did I do? She said, and then I said, well, I saw her, the guy naked in the back of the cop car

bashing her head in the window going, what did I do? What did I do? She was like, well, I said, I sound probably sucks, because no one's talking about the good parts of it. Just talking about how much money it made. She's like, well, I said, I sound probably sucks because no one's talking about the good parts of it. They're just talking about how much money it made. She's like, well, have you read it? Am I not? No, have you? And she goes, no.

Really? Yeah. This is before you read it. That yes. That was on Nick Riccata's stream. We got into a huge argument. And she goes, well, you're criticizing it. But you have you even read it.

And I said, no, have you? Yeah. Because I have it. And you're criticizing it without it, right?. I said, no, have you? Because you're criticizing it without even writing it. I said, no, have you? And she goes, no. Right. So that's when it kind of like, that moment was like, oh, that's the angle. Yeah.

That's the angle. None of you fuckers read this. But I could see, but I could see that, well, was she like, she's probably defending it probably, but I could see a, the point that she would make was, I'm not gonna criticize criticize something that I haven't read. Like I may criticize it after I've read it. I will. But you haven't read it. How can you criticize it?

Yeah. Because nobody's talking about, but it's being good. No one's saying their favorite part. No, if she said, no, if she said it was good, then it didn't, and you caught her not reading it. Then come on. Yes, but in a meta level, influencers telling you to buy shit is something that I don't like and a lot of people don't like. Like you guys are saying. Especially if they're not a consumer of it themselves. Yeah. You guys are just getting shit for free and saying, by my friends, crappy stuff.

Yeah. And you're just being assholes when people say that it sucks. Uh, yeah. That's why, um, yeah, there's a, there's a conflict it sucks. Yeah, that's why... Yeah, there's a conflict of interest. Yeah, big time. And it's kind of a mean girl's kind of conflict of interest that people really don't like. Or my people don't.

We're like the more locks, right? Okay, this is the clip that I wanted to play because you were talking about not knowing, not being aware of reality. Oh, gotcha, yeah. I know you guys are gonna think I'm- She's on a stream talking to a bunch of guys so it's gonna like switch back and forth.

Okay. One of them is Ethan Van Skiber. And he has a really funny. Oh, funny. Okay, all right. Okay, but I hate this feud. I like you guys, all of you guys, and it sucks. Like it's just sucks that you guys are fighting.

And why'd you start it? I know. I didn't mean to. It was accidental. Damn it. I didn't know dick was such a dick. That's why. How do you not know that? I know. It was right. How do you not know that? It was one of the worst times I was beating him. It's like that's the look on his face. Like, how do you not know? You don't know that. You don't know that. Come on, come on, baby.

I didn't know Dick was such a dick. That's why. How do you not know that? I know. He's like embarrassed know he's like a bearish he's a kind of a bearish for how do you not know that he's fucking horrible it's hilarious how do you not know that I mean I know that he has a giant I'm a dick tattooed. It's not even his real name. Yeah, I picked that name.

Yes. Okay, the Jewish tunnels we talked about climate change, you might like this one as part of Sean's animal corner. I have so much stuff, I didn't even talk about any of this stuff. Yeah, I'll fucking white people getting, you know, like Sean, look what they said about white people, then you go like, that's crazy right. Just see John Morrison hair,

Maddox went to the other side. Oh yeah, Maddox said that, Maddox said that I met John Morrison. Who's John Morrison? Uh, here I'll show you him. Should I know who he is? No, he's like a famous, very famous wrestler. Uh.

He's a famous wrestler? Yeah, this guy. He was on the biggest problem live show. Oh, no shit. Oh, you've brought him up before. Yeah, he's cool. Okay. Uh, he was on the biggest problem live show. Yeah, he was, it was the best show because it was the fourth one we recorded. And he's the biggest draw for the demo we want and have. Oh, so me and Justin Donaldson, who directed the show,

said that episode goes first. And Maddox says, no, we saved the best for last. Let's put the feminist porn star, woman on the first episode. Okay. And everyone fucking hated it. So everyone hated the fuck out of that live show episode. Right.

And the second one came out and it was this fucking douchebag influencer guy that was checking his watch the whole time. Oh god. Double hated it. Yeah. I forget what the third one was, but then Morrison was last. And by that time, everyone was like,

this show fucking sucks. Oh, right. Yeah. It had no chance. Yeah. I remember that. You remember that argument? Well, I remember the show.

I remember the different episode. There was like four episodes. Yeah show, I remember the different episode. Yeah, you start with the best one. Because most people are just gonna watch that one and they're not even gonna watch the rest. And the rest, half of them, that their mind is just like, oh, that's a cool show. Oh yeah, okay, it's dumb bitches on it, like whatever.

When people send demos to like, when they used to send demos to like labels and stuff like that. Yeah, the, the, the, put your best song, your most commercial song, the most middle of the road. First. And then guess what, put it second and third. Yeah. People, oh well, I made an EP by myself.

I really want to journey and take 40 minutes out of your toe. No, it is. It's a fucking coaster. That's pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop. That's, yeah. Stop it. Stop thinking like an artist. So Maddox says I met him in there. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best.

That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best.

That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best.

That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. I think was the quote that he said, this on the show on his live Q&A where he sounds like a retard for. Start an hour. I met John Morrison and I started modeling my life around him. I grew my hair out and that's it. That's the only example he gives because I didn't start working. I mean, I don't look like that.

I never looked like that. Oh yeah. Dude, I thought you were talking about Maddox. I thought you were talking about Maddox. I thought you were talking about Maddox. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. How long has he known Maddox? And Morrison and I met him and I was like, consume of mine.

I got to grow my hair out like John. Yeah. I got to grow my hair out like John, right? Yeah. No other examples. Yeah. I don't even know what that would look like. Right.

Why aren't you, you know, why aren't, you know, like, I would never take a picture with my shirt off for public consumption. Gotcha. Right? Sure. On purpose. Yeah. You got to have leaked, but leave something to the imagination. I just don't. There's nothing good here to look at. This isn't a quiet taste. My body is like a Bill Murray. If you're already familiar with it, you want to see more of it, but for if it's your first encounter with it, you're not interested. Yeah, you don't get it. Bill Murray is a pretty good analogy. You know that you got to get him. Yeah, there's funny there. You you gotta find it sometimes. Yeah, come on, bring that body over here, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

It's not overly horrifying. I know what I've gotten here with this body. That was what he said in the Q&A that I modeled my, I like, tried to single-white female him or so. I don't even know. It's amazing. I wish I had that kind of discipline.

It's kind of working out, was drinking then, yeah, I guess. It's crazy how his mind works. It's just like long hair, long hair. That's all he needed. Yeah, like, it's funnier to call me Gallagher, because I'm like ugly like Gallagher, and I kind of look like him, and he's like, he looks like shit, and is like considered like a hack,

comic, and not funny. I feel like gas, yeah. And I do love Gallagher. Yeah, I mean, I'm Sam Kinnison, like I do rip off Sam Kinnison, yeah, right? Well, I mean, I'm Morrison. That's like a compliment. Sure.

You know, the most famous wrestler in the world, banging hot chicks. Is he that famous? Yeah, he was like number one duck and champ. And that was before Cena or whatever? Oh, he was like number one duck and champ. And that is before Cena or whatever? Oh, you're like a wrestling guy? Well, no, I mean like, everybody knows John Cena.

Yeah, because he does so much act. There's other famous wrestling guys. He's one of them, but I can't say that I'm a wrestling fan because obviously I don't know who he is. So I don't like wrestling. You don't or you do? I don't like it. Yeah. I don't like the wrestling is. So I like wrestling. You don't or you do. I don't like it.

Yeah. I don't like the wrestling part. I just want the shouting part. I don't like the working out part either. Yeah. You want the soap opera part. Yeah, I like the Ralph version of it. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Man, he was fucking annihilated the last couple of days. Annihilated on, I don't know on what. Oh, she's like that. She's like that, I guess. I don't know. I was very, I was very worried. Every time I think, every time I get so worried with Ralph,

I'm like, I can't fucking watch this anymore. And he pulls it out. Today, he's sober as a judge, podcasting, you know, I mean, it's very stressful. Yeah. It's very stressful caring about Ralph. Yeah. I hope he, you know, I hope he does what very stressful. Yeah. It's very stressful caring about Ralph. Yeah. I hope he does what he needs to do.

But it's very hard. Yeah, it's not uncommon to really fucking go off the rails and then, you know, but if you wanna be sober, you can't let that defeat you in that, like I just blew it, There's no point now. Because you know, that's what I think I'm worried about. That's what I'm worried about. Well, that's what a lot of people think.

They go, I just blew it. I just blew like a year or so, fuck it. You know, and then you just fucking, you know what? I'm getting a McNagabody. No, you went 365 days functioning. You're still here. Yeah.

Like, so you did it. So start again. Start again. That's what I say to myself every day. Yeah. It doesn't matter that you had a little relapse last night and start over. Oh, this lady got swatted.

Oh, that's cool. Boy, the expression on that kid's face is, that is amazing. Ha, ha, ha. The cops made him retarded. Look at this, they got swatted a flashbang made him. Oh my God. Hey Ma. Got swatted.

You're only fans while you're here. Eh, never mind. You're a good guy. Oh my God. That face. How about that? Wow. So just a swatting a mom and a kids.

What do the cops do that people just wouldn't do? I really want to know, are people, don't people, you know, hiding and stopping crime, right? And for people would stop crime on their own. They do a better job. Yeah, maybe so. We've got to kill like a thousand people. Well, that's,

Well, that's crimes, like 70% of crimes are caused by 1,000 people. And they would instantly, they would instantly be killed like the third time. Pretty much all of humanity has like a three strikes in your out thing in their head. It only takes so much. Yeah, it's like, man, you got through, I don't know why, but we're kind of going with a three thing here. Yeah, we like threes. We like threes. It's comedic to kill someone after the third time, you know? That's the rule of it is. The rule of three is so ingrained in our DNA. Kind of is. It really is.

It is, the rule of three is so ingrained in our DNA. Kind of is. It really is. Yeah. And whereas for us, Maddox would say, you know, it's like tricking you as as easy as one, two, see. Oh, those jokes make my dick wet. Hmm.

Now I'm gonna say it so much that I'm gonna start saying it accidentally. I know. That's that can happen. Speaking my dick wet. Oh, man. Oof. All these cops swatting. It's been really making my dick wet. I don't get their cops dicks wet. I wish people could see the expression of satisfaction

on his face right after he said that. Uh, yeah. What does he say here? Oh, they did a reaction of you. All right. Just good shit. Good shit. Consuming already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Fuck, I got a bunch of comments too. Yeah. Okay, whatever. Oh yeah, what do cops do that we just wouldn't do? Like, why do we have them at all? Is there any reason to have them at all? Well, I mean, what do they do? Do they do anything in LA?

No, not really. I mean, I would imagine they do some stuff, you know, like, I mean, there's, I think there's, well, you know, there's some justified police shootings like that's, you know, somebody who doesn't have to. People would do those. Yeah, but I mean, do you, I mean, if those cops weren't being paid for it,

that you might do it for free. But you might get, you know, you might get, yeah, that's actually, there's probably some truth to that. Like those guys, if you didn't pay them, and be like, well, I'm gonna go care of that guy. Like, I definitely, they're definitely some people. I was gushing about it. I want to be a cop,

cause I got support and serve and protect people. Like, okay, so it sounds like you would do it for free then. So where are we paying you to sit on the metro all day to do this thing that you would do for free while you're also delivering bread? We need cops so that they can extort us for money to not fix their roads and the... The roads that those guys would also be making.

The guys making the roads would be making those roads anyway. Right? I don't know. It's driving me nuts, ladies. I'm like, I can't think of a reason why we need you, because we would all be doing this for free, except you stop us from doing this shit for free in the first place.

Here, I mean, so I got a good clip. I think you need the presence. That's the part I hate the most. But it keeps some people from doing some shit as opposed to just regular clothed people. Where I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking do some shit. Yeah, but I'm afraid of criminals. I'm gonna do some violent shit.

Like I'm afraid of criminals doing, I don't like, only in daylight do I count money at the ATM. Yeah, at nighttime I'm like, whoop, whoa put that away. You know, criminals could be a good deterrent to, I guess I'm saying, I don't know if we're talking about like behavior modification. Oh, I if we're talking about like behavior modification. Oh, I mean, we're talking about two different things. No, I'm just joking.

I get what you're saying, but I would like to test that hypothesis. Give it a year. Give it a year. Like we have it in LA. But what pops basically, right, then we'll go back if it doesn't work. You know, um, fuck, I forgot what I was looking for. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, privacy, privacy. Okay.

I got a whole bunch of funny videos. Do you? The Canadian police are telling people not to post ring cam porch pirates. Oh, you know how they everybody was like. Yeah, totally. People stealing. Yeah. Because they say, they say, don't post those videos because you're violating

the privacy rights of the people stealing your packages. It's a cop saying that, hey, can you guys tone it down with the posting the people stealing your stuff? Because there's a presumption of innocence. What the fuck is rebel news? I don't know. Urging Quebecers to not post those clips online because they say there could be a case for defamation. You cannot post the images yourself because you have to remember that in

Canada we have a presumption of innocence and the posting that picture could be a violation of private life. Instead, bro, what? A presumption of innocence. I'm showing you a picture of that motherfucker stealing my shit, right? Talking about a presumption. Right. How is that? Right.

What? A presumption. Are you retarded? It's his face taking something that doesn't belong to him. Whoa. Oh, we got a presumption of innocence here. Yeah. I don't.

He might have had a, the government does shithead, not everybody. Everybody doesn have had a The government does shit head not everybody Everybody doesn't have a presumption of innocence the government does yeah, well the thing that puts you in jail does not me I go guilty for right there. Look at him The size being on video stealing my fucking shit. It's stealing my new pate. Yeah, that's crazy like you literally have The guy's face. Are you retarded? Taking something and running with it. We gotta do like a cop swap.

Let's send some LA cops up there to kill that guy's ass. That's crazy. Send some of your Canadian cops down here and someone in LA will kill them for free. I haven't tried to get no charge. I haven't tried to get my head around that statement. I just not making my dick wet. No. He says if anything is stolen, call 911.

If you get some proof that somebody might have stolen something like a camera, like a louder call 911, why did I presume that they're innocent? Like footage. Like footage of it. If you get some proof, you know, like footage of the guy with that face taking, you know, you guys aren't doing your job. That's why the footage is taken. Just taking identity. Like, I know, you guys aren't doing your job. That's why the footage is taken, mistaken identity.

Like I, well, I mean, he's got something there. Apparently I have a, a black guy still, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Be on the lookout. Right. All the police. This guy's climbing out of a tunnel. This guy's, oh dude, you gotta go by how good the footage is.

I mean, you know, it's like, okay, yes. Well, if you can't recognize him, then it's not right, then it's totally irrelevant anyway. Exactly. And that's why that's why they're upset because you can't recognize him. So it's just a black guy. And everyone's going like, okay, fucking girl, it's like, right, I can't have fucking right. They prove to the police and then we'll do the investigation. We'll bring that person to justice and we'll file some charges. Vincel police. You motherfuckers aren't arresting somebody for stealing Amazon packages. Go fuck yourself.

Because the guy just get, hey, my Amazon package, well, no, because they'll say, no, it was delivered. We got a picture of it. It was right on your. It's not like, it's not cost-effective. No, of course, police for like, for, you know, this guy stole my Q-tips, like, okay. I mean, get some new fucking Q-tips then, man. I don't even want the police arresting porch pirates.

Like when people like, like, rig up, like, blanks or whatever on their porch, you know, like, they're being shot at, like, cops make that illegal. Yeah, yeah. That's this problem would not even exist except for the police. Because one person would break their package with dynamite, like a looney tins, and there would be no more package-daving.

Right. No, man, my fucking dartaneous is head blew off. What last time we saw the package, so I'm definitely not doing package-ganking anymore. Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. It's just like stealing, I've got a special place for stealing. It's just like something that just doesn't belong to you.

Like the balls it takes to go up on somebody's porch and just take whatever the fuck's in that package. Yeah, it's different than, I think you should be able to shoot him for that. 100%. Like I just do. Like that's like, You can't show like states.

You have no, I think you just have no respect for anything. Like dude, steal it from the store. Yes, where they can like, right, they can, they can, they can't look like a lost is all the time. I was waiting this for like four days.

I got kids waiting on this shit. What, what, fucking with my day? Man, the fact you're no certain number of things are going to be defective. Certainly the store knows that it's something all the time. I was waiting this for like four days. I got kids waiting on this shit. What? Fucking with my day. Man, the fact you're no certain number of things are gonna be defective, certain of the store no's that are set up back. There's gonna be losses. I actually think like humankind,

like it, I think it crosses the line into like cruel and unusual punishment for stuff like that because it's so violating, you know, our internal morality, like trespassing, like all right man, you're probably going to get shot doing that. Yeah. Sealing someone's, stealing someone's delivery package. Huh.

You might get Marcelus Wallace in there, buddy. Yeah. And a lot of people are cool with that. Um, all right, this is so you know the Jews that we're doing the, the tunnel digging. Oh, yeah. We just got some. I'm aware of that. Oh, I'm aware of that.

So this guy, Richard Stroker, he says this is true. Who's this guy? It's just some Jackass. Okay. I sound like some journalist in New York City. He posted this in December 11th of last year. December 11th of last year, his tweet is, I swear I keep hearing Yiddish under the floor in my New

York apartment. I live at ground level and we have no basement. And then November 7th, 2023, there are two. So this is before though. This is before the tunneling was discovered. No, no, no, these things are in reverse sequential order. Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So this motherfucker was on Twitter saying I hear fucking Jews digging tunnels under my apartment and people are like people are saying He should help yeah, yeah, yeah, and now he's like I fucking told you guys is this the oh my god I don't know how many Jewish tunnels are there

They could be under I don't know they could be under us right now. There could be Jewish tunnels under the Hamas tunnels Yeah, we don't know right there be under us right now. There could be Jewish tunnels under the homostunnels. Yeah, we don't know right There's no way to know I I wouldn't have not have would not have thought that that was happening, you know imagine I fucking I swear to God there's your Tunnels under my fucking I'm gonna say something about it. Okay. This is gonna sound crazy, but And then something about it. You fucking anti-Site. And then you got that guy crawling out of the great, you know, boy, whoa, oh, I've been made. Shut it down. I'm pro tunnels, though. Tunnels are cool. Tunnels are great. Yeah, I don't, you know, I don't think you should have to get the government's, you know, permission to dig some tunnels. Oh boy, well, that's, you know, that ship is sailed. Yeah, you got to get, you know, everything.

Probably even dig a hole. You need, man. Shit. Climate change. This one might interest you because it's about animals. Really? Yeah. Oh, man, I got a lot of woman alerts to do. You want to do that? If I, if I need to find the, the, the sound effect for a woman alert before I do it. Here's the animal one. Climate change. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm losing my eyesight. Just a little tired of it, yeah. I think it's just a humorous way that they've phrased this.

It is. NBC News. This is a link. They're linking to the, or I don't know if they're talking about monkeys or something for some reason on NBC News, they say, it did not fall off the Empire State Building. Okay. A giant ape, sometimes dubbed the real King Kong was driven to extinction by climate change, putting their favorite fruits out of reach according to new research.

Is that how you would phrase, is that how you would phrase like evolution? No, running out of foodstuffs, climate change, out of reach. What killed the real King Kong? Climate change. Oh, scientists say they now found a... Yeah, well, I mean, all right. I don't think it would. Doesn't have anything to do with us. The climate changes.

Yeah, I see a little bit of fuckery there. I mean, I see a way to... Wait, are you got, what? Climate change. Yeah, are you guys walking it back? Are you saying that you've just been talking about like, generic climate climate changes whole time? Well, I mean, is there been five mass extinctions?

I mean, in some, on Earth, on Earth, something like that. Was that climate change? Well, the climate has changed drastically to a very high period of time to wear a magma. To wear, I think, a close to 90% of her life on Earth at one point during the biggest one was wiped out. And like one fell swoop basically. It happened so quick. But yeah, putting their favorite-

So how you would say it, like if someone says, what killed the dinosaurs, you go, you go, climb a change. Well, it'd be like massive. It's certainly the result of a, you know, a huge poll from a meteor impact that shrouded the earth. Climate change, that's what I'm saying. Climate change.

So because it's climate change for this, then whenever I say climate change, that's true, right? It's that's what they're doing, right? Well, because climate change, that's gonna get more clicks. Like that's gonna rank higher in search results. Like all that kind of stuff. Like, oh, I get why they didn't.

Yeah, that's probably it. Okay, let's do a, this is what Reverend Scott sent. Woman alert. Woman alert. Woman alert. What do you think about that? It's pretty good. Good old Reverend Scott with an air raid siren.

Yeah. Woman alert. There's women about messing things up. Oh What happened here? Well, I'm gonna ease you in with a nice woman alert. This is just something to be on the lookout for This is the new government of St. Paul Minnesota. Yeah They're breaking barriers. St. Paul today. Or should we say, herstery was made?

St. Paul, I think you like this story. History was made in Minnesota's capital city of St. Paul. Who she talking to? You. She says, I think you'll like this story. Who she talking to? Someone that I, someone that you hate. That's what I'll say.

Right. I think you like this story. History was made in Minnesota's capital city of St. Paul today. Or should we say, herstery was made? You'll say that. St. Paul's new city council was sworn in Minnesota's capital city of St. Paul today. Or should we say, herstery was made? Don't say that. St. Paul's new city council was sworn in this afternoon made up entirely of women. And get this six of the seven council members

are women of color, and they are all under the age of 40. Four of them are new members and say that affordable housing and access to child care are some of their top priorities. Congratulations to them and the people of St. Paul. I am bitten that they get some stuff done. I think you're like, no, you're not. No, I don't believe you at all. Check the news.

I think the city's on fire. It's on fire. Yeah. It's bankrupt. They sold it for, they traded it for a container full of Stanley cups. Stanley cups. Oh, Stanley cups. Ha, ha, ha. I mean, that, like,

Ha, ha, ha, ha. That can't, that can't be anything other than like ludicrous virtues signaling, like how on earth, what are the odds that those were all the most qualified people? Zero, right. Zero six times. That's the odds. I mean, here's some super lady. Can we just take a second to be an awe that this is the whole body of government

that they are young, progressive women of color. There we go. And they ate. And they ate. What the fuck? She's calling them fat. They're rule them. First, first order of business. We need to have four meals a day. We are introducing in St. Paul, uh, Minnesota or whatever it is. Yeah. Lunch two. That's going to be totally normal to do every day. Second 11 Zs. Yeah, really everyone's going to have 11 Zs. They're like hobbits. Yeah. We're all having 11 Zs. Yeah. Way to go, St. Paul. This one, I mean, this one looks pretty competent, but the rest of them, I don't know.

The one in the purple with the huge tits. For you listening on the radio. And she's Indian. Yeah. How many of these are, is that a Chinese? I think lady. Yeah, it's an Asian woman. The woman next to her in the, in like the plaid,

look at that. The girl out of the small world. This one, no, no, no, no. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two Um, look small, you didn't appreciate that joke. The small world ride. Look at this. I mean, come on man. That's, look at this.

Yeah. Sorry, I missed my drakers. Gentlemen, if you're in the city of St. Paul, Minnesota, it's easy to say leave, get out, but it's not always possible. So buckle down. Hide your gun. That's amazing. It's actually a matter of saying,

I see how big your penis is, say small, just to be safe, learn, learn to survive. So it's gonna be a rough couple of years for you. Maybe the rest of your life, I don't know. So they elect an entirely new city council? Is that how it works? I guess like you can like, well, maybe they elected like half

and it happened to be all women that won, so now they got there Yeah, they're of trifecta or whatever they're doing Yeah, that's a wow, okay pretty good pretty good woman alert. That's I I didn't think that really Could happen like the odds of that well, it shouldn't be possible. All right, we should have safeguards in place to prevent something like this. Okay, I got another one. One man of alert.

One man of alert. That's okay. Godzilla siren. Plains are falling out of the sky. Yeah, I got a bunch of, did you see all these planes that are falling out of this guy? Oh, you're talking about the 737s. Boeing. Oh, man, Boeing is, yeah, they're, they're fucked. Oh, man, I didn't sell them. I had Boeing since it was like 130. I didn't sell

any of it. Yeah, they're, they're fucked. They are, they have lobbied Congress to like, yeah, we know these things are fucking dangerous. And like, Congress is like, okay, well, you boys just make sure within three years, you put the right shit on there. So I hate stocks. I hate paying attention. Yeah, Boeing is fucking. They've been fucked ever since the the merger. They've lost so much ground because they're fucking making bullshit. Well, because their head guys are in Chicago and the people making the fucking airplanes are in Washington. And there's guys don't see a problem with that. Yeah, they're there. I'm sure the plane will be good. Oh, yeah.

No, they're, you just let people do whatever they want. No, they'll be carrying your kids. No, they'll probably be fine. They've gotten Congress to pass things that say they don't have to fucking, they don't have to complete these tests. Like it's like, yeah, we'll sort of certify it anyway. It's fine. They lobbied the FAA.

It's, yeah, they're fucking, they're, here's the dream, look, here's the dream team. They're a terrible fucking entity. Well, I hope they win anyway. This is spirit aerosystems engineering dream team. Yeah, and it says spirit engineering, airline engineering dream team, it says. Looks good.

Count them. Yeah, go. Oh my god, they put music to it. Is that Chen uh, gotta count them. Go. Yeah. Oh my God. They put music to it. Is that Chennai at Twain? Did I just hear that? Yeah, you know, uh,

okay, you're a woman, you get hired as like an engineering team. Yeah. You're probably like gonna buckle down and, and, uh, like try extra hard to like, disprove stereotypes, right?

You're a woman and make a dance video. That's, like, oh, we finally got all these women in here. You know what? I got an idea. Let's act like huge cunts. You know what, girls, everybody loves, everybody loves, TikTok. Remember how everybody loved all those nurses dancing around TikTok? I was just gonna say that everybody loved that. Let's do that while all these planes are crashing.

You know how all these planes like, like, planes, walls are getting ripped out of planes because bolts aren't getting screwed in. Plains defective and shit. Yeah, well, they've got that, yeah, they're, it's, it's a feature in the autopilot that they don't tell anybody is fucking there, you know, it's that. It's an alert autopilot. It's on the, like the, what is it, the map? It's a couple of iterations of the 737, a couple of the newer ones, but yeah, read about it.

Yeah, it's fucked up. There's what do you mean? What's the feature? There's it. Oh, sat down, read about it. Yeah, it's fucked up. There's what do you mean? What's the feature? There's a, uh, I can't find feature. You know what? I'll fuck it up if I try to explain it. I'll try a little bit though. I need to know a little bit. It basically makes the pilots think that something's happening. That's not happening or it doesn't let them know. So yeah, no, no, no. So basically they're fighting the plane. So it's, yeah. Oh, and then it's like, it is engineered by a woman. There's. Oh. And then it's like, well,

is it engineered by a woman? There's a piece of software, whatever, that like, it's not a problem. You've got to go on me, what's going on? They're not. They're not required to have it. It was, it's kind of the equivalent of, of the, of put that Jeep series that was like,

they fucked up, they fucked up the gear shifts. So it was like, oh, you think it's in park, but it's not. They changed it for no reason. It only made it confusing. Well let's see who's building these planes. Yeah. Oh, here they go.

One fat woman. Let's go girls. Three fat. Oh four fat, five, six, seven, eight, that nine, ten, eleven fat women. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, oh, oh. I wonder how Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Oh! I wonder how many takes this was too, you know,

or should about there. How many? How many tables? I wonder how long they're, uh, they're Chipotle order took. That's the, the take I am interested in. You know, they really should have coordinated their shoes too. If you're gonna do that, you're gonna wear the same.

So like, some people are wearing white shoes, sticks out. That's not, that's not, that's not. Watch, watch when you. Okay, okay. Watch when you. Oh yeah, look, there we go. Man, there it is.

Look, look, look. Is that's the hot one where it might just use that bed? Oh no, she's fat. How's wrong? How's wrong? Man, how? Okay. Man, you guys, people are really freaked out about flying in planes because they fall out

of the air and you have no control over it and you kind of rely on like a bunch of minimum wage mechanics and if you see a woman in there, like you fucking freak out, sorry, women do too. They don't, they don't want to see 12 fat women doing a shaniah, twain, tic-tac. That doesn't really like, that doesn't make my dick wet. No, you know what I mean? No, you know what should it? I want like autistic, right pocket protector. I don't want dance videos who like, you know,

Quinn Tuple check, even though they're early. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're only required to double check. I want a guy that I have to say, like, it just relax a lot too. You know, if we're out, put him building the plane, though, perfect. I don't want a lot of Lucy Goosey stuff, you know. You guys can't even control your fucking calorie intake. You're in charge of a fucking plane. No.

Wrong. Yeah. Woman alert. I think Boeing also has a fucking problem with the de-icing systems, too, that's causing some problems. Ah. Which I wrote that. Okay, here's a, maybe this is the last one. Yeah. Woman, a alert.

Woman, a alert. Reverend Scott, what a fantastic guy he is. He's been consistent for a long time, you know. He just gets it, you know, right away and he pushes the envelope too. He's, he's amazing. Uh,huh. Okay. This is another plane related issue This is a pilot talking to they say ATC here. That means air traffic control You know, it's it's

Talking to air traffic control when you're flying you have to to talk to them, tell them how you're coming in for a landing because there might be somebody on the runway. Well, a lot of regulations because if you go too close with the plane, the vortex behind the plane will flip you over and cause turbulence and cause big problems. So they have to land you, that's why, like if you go to a big airport, like LAX, you look out

and there's like planes just forever and they're all like five or seven miles behind one another for safety. Yeah, very safety is very important. And also the language and verbiage that they use, the worst, the worst plane crash in history was in, I'm gonna say that island wrong. It was, it was on the white.

It was like 10-a-reaf, I think, or something. Like, that's like a little stopover from, I'm not even sure where it is, but it was two, I think it was two 747s. And just because of the kind of non-shelon verbiage that was used at the time, oh really? A plane turned onto a runway

when a plane was taking off. Oh, yeah. And they're very strict about that shit. Oh, yeah. No, when I was flying, it was like dealing with air traffic control. Yeah, it was like very intimidating. And also, also, they changed that the idea

that the captain was God. That was where it was like, no, that crew resource management became a big thing where it was like, no, if you fucking think something's up, you say something and everybody's supposed to, you know, but he's supposed to listen because that was totally avoidable.

It was very kind of ambiguous verbiage or you could be taken a different way. So he fucking, yeah, he basically turned in front of a plane that was, it was too late to put the brakes on. In other words, so we tried to take off and he ended up clipping the, the other plane, they all, they both just fucking went up. Most of the almost 600 people, I think, got killed between the two planes. A lot of them were pedophiles though.

And on set, that turns out, surprisingly, you're going to a pedophile convention. Most of the practice that you do, at least when I was flying in the early stages, is like learning how to talk to I believe it, you're traffic control. I believe it. They tell you to do something, you do it.

Yeah, all right. You have the radar, you know it's going on. But they have the whole map. Yeah, they see it all. So once again, it's like a spotter when you're racing and there's an, you know it's going on. But they have the whole map. They see it all. So once again, it's like a spotter when you're racing. And there's an, you know, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know, it's like, you don't fucking question it.

That's once again, right? Woman of words. Woman of words. Okay, here we go. Here's the conversation between a pilot and air traffic control. You should have turned your base before you hit the approach into the runway. You're outside and air traffic control. Should the turn to your base before you hit the approach end of the runway? Do you?

Outside the airport traffic area. Uh, we're on about a quarter mile mile man. I mean, sorry, base. Yeah, no, you should be inside the airport. You should have turned your base up in the numbers. We can't do that and land on the thousand footers. Well, that's what a short approach is. I'm sorry, I guess I should have said we need to come up with something different because in order to complete a commercial

checkride, we've got to do what's called a power off 180. That's fine, but don't ask for a short approach if you're going to do a power off 180. That's my point. Okay, already, who is in the right here? So a checkride is like a training officer, I think. They call them check flights, I think. So it's like an experienced pilot that's making sure the other pilot is up there. Can you feel who's right? I just want you to tell me, who feels, what does it feel like is happening here?

It feels like he is right. It feels like he's arguing with someone who's a woman who is wrong. Let's continue listening. There's a little more, she's changing it, she's making, it sounds like she's already defensive about it sounds defensive you're right redefining that while i'm just telling you

like that all dot start a sentence with me like that maybe we need to talk about that the more because you're the first controller fifteen years of the first of that well if you're doing something other than a short approach don't ask for a short approach well i'll definitely look up the definition of short approach is i've never seen where it says you turn based the number because i don't see how you can possibly do that well i google that actually i don't

don't know she will sort of both and it said to serve your base of the more before the number is this fake uh... has to be but can't possibly be a real woman but i mean why would, why would you, why would you have to Google it? If you're, because like, they have a control, because there's very specific, there is very specific terminology and it's gotten more and more specific. Yeah. And you will

land probably touchdown around this field. Okay. Okay. Huh. He crashed and everyone died. Okay. Okay. Okay. Huh. He crashed and everyone died. No, that's not true. Okay, that's a thank you. That's no woman.

If you have a woman, if there's a woman doing something, all the lures, you know, in your area that you need me to alert people of. A lot of people, if you're in say Paul, you know, you might not know what happened. So I'm bringing you like a public service. Okay. Okay.

Right. Weather. This is really the point of this show. Yeah. Like the weather channel would say like there's a huge storm coming in. It's very dangerous. It's a huge shit storm coming. Coming your way.

You fucking watch out. I similarly am saying there's a woman alert. If you're in St. Paul, you got a fucking c-cover. Seek whatever tunnels people have dug out under your buildings. That's probably the place to be. Listen. Listen, pay attention when you're flying.

Make sure you're wearing your hats so you know what you can fit through. I'm gonna pick some braero for Vito, right? Right? It is a fit you're there. I'm not gonna try to fit through there. My fucking some braero doesn't fit there. Fuck you.

All right, Gerard says I got banned from the Fatcon Instagram page for posting a link to a scientific paper that determined that 35% to 50% of people with fibromyalgia are obese. Mm. Really? Yeah, they don't like, they don't wanna know.

Yeah, that's not what Fatcon is about Gerard. No, no. He's an idiot. Shooter McGavin, this is what they do with those Stanley Cups, okay? What do they do with, you know what Stanley Cups are now, right? I do, not hockey, it's kind of, no, I get it. Yeah. Okay.

Let's see what they're doing with Stanley Cups. This is how we use, oh sorry, I got it. Go ahead, go for it. This is how we use our Stanley's, it says. Okay. Oh my God, she's got a Stanley Cup and she's unscrewed the top and it has a... What do you call those?

Rogees. Like little, or like, oh is that what they are like like Russian lasagna like little They look like a little dumplings. It's food. Yeah, carb heavy food that you're allowed to eat If you have a hangover if you're a man and at any time if you're a woman Just what she's been shows it to the camera like proving it's actually a parodie. So she's digging her fucking hand in there while she's driving for the bottom parogies. A fucking this is how we use our. This is how women excuse buying this shit.

Honey, look, I got six Stanley cups. I think I could use it for parogies. My road parogies. You know, I love my road par... You love road parogies. Yeah road parogies. You know, I love my road parogies. You love road parogies. Yeah, everybody's always eating them. Yeah. Okay, that's cool.

Great. Great. And check out the moves on this dude stealing them. He says, okay. Stanley comes parogies. I just like the trendy fucking thing now to have these. Dude, they love water bottles. Yeah. No, no, no, I know, but this is a little different.

I remember when everybody started carrying the metal water bottles around, you know? Yeah, Stanley Cups, yeah. No, it's, it's trending. It's Bini Babies. Yeah. Here we go. This is, he says, check out the moves on this guy. All right. Stealing Stanley water cups.

Okay. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! So this guy's broken into a Starbucks at Target. You know how sometimes they have Starbucks in Target.

So women halfway through their shopping, they could take a break and have a coffee to pep themselves up to go shop some more. 1500 calorie, triple caramel macchiato, fucking. So I just need my 1500 mid shop cows. Yeah, right. So this awesome guy has busted into the, has jumped over the counter at the target Starbucks and is making off with a crate of Stanlies.

Wow. And this, look at this woman. That's gonna fucking stop this. Gosh, Sean, they're so fucking protective of their Stanley Cubs. He just, he's gonna risk her life. This is an old woman. Yeah. What an idiot.

Look at the determination on this guy. He just knocked down half the building. Oh, look at how lucky Tor, through the gate, like a bull, like a champion bull. I love you, I love you, I love you. Who's a trash can? Oh, look at him, totally unfazed, stepping through it, not hurting any of the women, just striding through it, altering his course.

That's protecting the football. Protect, yes, where's that football music that I've done? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, that was plaitering Clip Reels, what is it? What's it called? I don't know. Football, I mean, like he's got football music that I've done. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. He's plaitering a clip reels. What is it? What's it called? I don't know. Football.

Hold on. I gotta find it. Yeah. I mean, we know it's the frozen tundra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Football theme. NFL film. NFL films music.

NFL films. NFL films. Music. A rambling man. That would not be it. Let's see. All the best man, that would not be it. Let's see. All the best, no.

Dramatic. Dramatic football. What did you say? I can't remember NFL films, I think, is films score. No, scores are bad, search word for that music. Cause it's like done, duh, duh, duh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. NFL films, it's probably it, duh, duh, duh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And it fell films, it's probably it, right?

Let's see. Yes! Yes! Okay. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, keep playing. Actually, it's pretty iconic. Yeah.

No, I can hear it. Yeah. Yes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, shit, I didn't have it up. There we go. Okay, okay, okay. Oh shit. I didn't have it up there we go Yes, okay here you guys come here guys

This guy's busting over the counter Stanley who hated Stanley's kicking the recycling bin over like a true champion dodging this old lady. Let's do his right hand. Oh, he does a fucking what he does. Wow. He doesn't check a full on check. He just went straight out. Oh, if there's a kid, he'll go ahead and hit him. Somebody's smart.

Or a him, perhaps a non-binary. Right up to him. Look at the other angle. I'm spinning out. Oh. He's being restrained by individuals. But he holds onto the ball. Yeah. He holds onto the ball, not wearing a belt,

perhaps a mistake at this point. And his career, time will tell, wrestling the Stanley Cup, so that should be spotted where the four progress was stopped. They're gonna have to measure, but I think he cleared the broken threshold, the broken the plane, yeah. Yeah. He got one! He got it! He's through!

He's through to the end zone! Look, he has it! He has a pink Stanley! Look at that! A true champion. A true champion. That's what better with this music. Yeah, that's awesome. Still the Stanley's, lick them, spit in them, you know,

you watch it, stainless steel. So it doesn't matter, you know, it's not a health hazard, like ice cream, that's illegal, but shitting it up. Okay, no big deal. For God's sake, that's a good fucking piece of footage. You see, I love how they got the other camera angle when he hit, when he fucking hits the security guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe I should, I should make a YouTube channel again to put clips up. Oh yeah, try it. How long do you have to let me? Yeah, not long. Fuck. Fucking hate rumble. They're getting investigated by the SEC now.

Oh really? For lying about users Don't say I didn't warn you about Okay, that's good. I'll keep that one Stanley's oh, yeah, okay reading comments. Thank you Shooter McAvin for sending that in Johnny Johnny Rocket says, is this gay? If you have to ask. I'm gonna go ahead and stop you right there, buddy. Any article you have sent in is a man dating a trans woman. The man justifies himself to his best friend.

Well, the justifying is an issue. I'm not gay, he says. I'm an alpha male attracted to femininity, and that's what I got. All right. Okay. I mean, beauty and the eye what I got. All right. Okay. I mean, beauty and the eye that beholder and such. You think gay men can't be feminine? What if you're like a gay?

I'll have a big, you know? Maybe kind of, yeah. What if you're like gay and you like being gay with a guy that's acting like a woman? Then these guys are like trying to kind of messing up your thing, right? Like, oh, you're dating a triant? Like, no, I'm gay. That's a guy.

I'm not doing your thing. Okay, let's hear Johnny Cochran at work here. Johnny Cochran at work here. It's very much... I was confused. I was confused too. Cassidy educated me and said, no, no, no, honey, you're straight. Oh, that's you're straight.

Oh, that's the alpha male. Is this for like a reality show? I mean, it looks like it. Yeah. The reality show is already gay. I'm an alpha male dating a transgender woman. People say our love is wrong, but I will never stop fighting for us.

Do people say their love is wrong? I guess probably. Yeah. Some people are being very, some people are being pulled by yourself. Yeah. Yeah. The pair from Florida have shared their story in a bid to pitch their reality show. I think they mentioned that.

Yes. That's what they write. The alpha male has opened up about his love story with a transgender woman to give a voice to others. Man, that's the gayest dude on earth. Is that a woman secretly? Like trans, man? I had to have to ask him. Yeah, those tattoos and that's his wife.

She's got some tattoo. Bro. Don't hover hand your trans But what's the safe? Oh birthday birthday bitch God don't hover hands your trans look at this. Yeah, that's dating a fucking no that's trans woman You gotta grab that bitch, right? It's weird. It's like they hover handing his wife. Yeah, it's like they They weren't ready for the picture or something. Why would you use this one? Or she was like, no, I looked the best in that one. But my hand was it shut up.

You think it's real? You think it's real? You think it's real? You think it's real? You think it's real? I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real.

I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real. Look at this hover hand. You're an alpha male and you're hover handing a woman at all. Come on, buddy. Can't hover hand a birthday bitch. You can't hover hand a bad birthday bitch.

Yeah. Okay. Well, this is gay. 100%. Taking vein pictures. Yeah. Vane is like arteries and veins. Well, this is gay, 100% taking vein pictures. Yeah, vein, vein is like arteries and veins. Yeah, arteries and veins, not. All right, let's do that.

This is actually better than most women, I would say. The filter is though, like how does anybody, it's like you make it so obvious, like there is no way, shape or, that's painted, you know, like why do? Why does anybody do that? Because it's just so like, oh, you could look like anything.

Yeah, just draw it. Right. Make a cartoon of it. Oh, this is what she looks like. Okay. So where's the penis? Gone, I guess. Oh, man.

Yeah, that looks pretty alpha. It's the way an alpha man kisses his wife there. All right. Yeah, I mean, you know, he's, wow, we're looking at the pictures they have posted here. There's too many tattoos, man. You don't have to justify it and you, you know, but you want to because it makes for reality TV.

Like the, yeah, you just want to be, you're probably, you know, all three of you involved are three terrible people with nothing to fucking contribute, except more fucking garbage train wreck reality. Okay, okay, got it. Let's hear the rest of the expo. There's probably very little reality. You want to try this too. Don't you welcome me like a woman? I said, yeah, I just refused to. Cassidy educated me and said, no, no, no, honey. You're straight.

I'm don't you welcome me like a woman. I said, yeah, she's like, so where do you find the word gay? And that's when I realize, yeah, I'm not gay at all. I'm an alpha male that's attracted to femininity and that's exactly what I got right here. I was sh- Not gay at all? At all? I mean,

yeah, I mean, not even a little bit. It could be a little bit. It could be a little bit, okay? We a little bit. Come on, bro. Be a little bit, okay? Well a little bit. Come on, bro. Be a little bit, okay? Well, he's clearly, you know, the, she's, his wife is gaslighting him.

It almost seems like he's like relieved that he can, you know, justify to himself that he's not gay. Yeah, that's fucked up. Cause he's like, he was thinking he was gay. Right, right, right, right. He was pissed about it. Oh, baby. Yeah, you're not good at all.

Yeah, turns out he's all, oh, okay. Yeah, it's like a veto in the, uh, Right, deal with this baby. Oh, baby. Yeah, but you're not good at all. Yeah, turns it all, okay. Yeah, it's like a veto in the sopranos. Oh, yeah, veto. It was like, that was the medication. That fat gay guy you mean? Yeah, yeah. It's medication, I never, you know. That's kind of fucked up, isn't it?

I thought I was gay and then my wife told me I wasn't. Well, yeah. I'm not comfortable with that. If you thought you were gay, then you are. Yeah, I agree with you. That's equally valid. So it's fine if you are, but don't let this. Don't, the last thing I support is your wife

convincing you of something, right? Right. So, you gotta dump that bitch. Dump that bitch here. All right. Dump that bitch. That bitch here. Alejandro says the IRS collected a record of five trillion dollars of tax revenue. Sure they did. Yeah they did. Seeing this article reminded me of the common refrain. Where's our fucking money? refrain, where's our fucking money? Stephen Martz says, when you characterized your notes on Isom as objective and fair, I thought you were being a little stinker, like objective and fair sure, but also

quibbling and pedantic for the sake of being niggling shithead. Fair, fair. Okay. Yeah. You got me. Yeah. I was wrong. I'm a dentist. And you were wrong. Your notes and I saw them were more than fair. They were kind. I actually agree with you. I did not see the, I did not see the like the harshness or like the criticism. I told, I told you about, about an ex-girlfriend who the right, those are, those are very similar to notes that she would give

Yeah, yeah, the writers they were not I did not see that as attacking or they were literally It was true constructive criticism for the most part Maybe I saw one in there where I was like Yeah, maybe not as like objective, but overall, very mild. Well, I think very mild. The difference between my notes on Isom and Ethan Van Skiver's is mine are like just regurgitated beginning writing notes. Yeah, like I'm just telling you,

like look, read, save the cat and just regurgitate that. You're gonna learn the basics. Basics, yeah. But Ethan Van Skiver's are like from a pro. Yeah, so he seems to have how far away it really is. Yeah, and the things that he sees are so interesting because he obviously, because like, when he says it, you're like, oh yeah, like I do see that in every comic,

like when he's talking about like eye contact and all this stuff. And it's just interesting. It's fun listening to somebody who loves something, talk about something. And passionately, you know, become like truly a pro at it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's, it's the little things that you don't, because of the art, not because he's black. Like Eric July is a success because he's a black guy regurgitating like conservative talking points. Well, there's always going to be, there's always gonna be a section that goes, that it's like, you know, like he's a token, like it's like, here we go, here's, yeah. Certain conservatives are gonna be like, Oh, they love it.

Look, the black guy looks like our thing, so we're not lame. We're not just saying black people are lame. We're not racist, we're not. I'm not, yeah. Like, they're cool. Yeah. Like, okay, man, calm down.

Chris, the key we, oh, sorry. After seeing the book on Ethan Van Skiver's stream, my mind is blown, blown, dick. I'd have to go back and relisten, but how did you not mention the multiple illustrations of Eric Cholay himself in his own book, mean mugging at his readers. Yeah, that was interesting.

Or the teaser for the band at the end, I've never seen anything gayer in my life. And I've worked backstage. That was where the band shows and male strip shows. Yeah. Is that gay? Yeah. What you did for Eric July was a positive charity. The fact that he's spurged out as hard as he has and just wants just makes the whole

debacle that much funnier. It's just he's clearly incredibly sensitive to criticism because that was very mild. Yeah. It wasn't even really qualified either. Yeah. It was just like, well, I mean, I've written some stuff and sold some stuff.

This is like a basic shit that you missed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think you, but you don't go around identifying yourself as a, like, a literary expert. But like, no, like, he's, I know people. Right. But you all, you, you have had a, you have had a book published. Yeah, and I would imagine the basics you missed. I would imagine you've learned some things along the way through that process. Proccess. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing God's work, buddy.

Keep it up. Yes, I am. That's true. Chris, the key we, hey there, Dick, I was just talking to my mom about an old stalker of hers who happened to be on your show a couple times. She would be more than happy to talk or send through proof or any information you would need or have an interest in. She was the original complaint from the newspaper in New Zealand from the official offense that

Chris the key we was banned from social media and the internet to begin with. Oh, we have to talk to ask the call. Oh, so a listener of the show's mom is the original file. Stalky. Is the original stalking victim. Patient zero of Chris the Kiwi. We have to tell her what we've done to him. We've at least punished him 10 times harder

than he ever got anybody, right? That's probably true. I can't, I can't, yeah, right. I can't help but think we've also rewarded him. Well, you know, he's a good sport about it. Christina falls so God, I remember that. We showed him who's in control, you know, but does he understand? Doesn't matter. Understanding is not a prerequisite to obedience. No, that's true.

Yeah, it's true. He was harassing people to control them, but we showed him. I, I, I don't know, did we? Showed him who's tunneling who seems to be emboldened. I think he's had like reflection. I don't know that that's possible. I think so because he was going to a psychiatrist too. Yeah.

After all this stuff. Boy, what I like to really think, I really like to be a fly on the wall. I think we've helped him mentally because he has an avenue to like act out and be totally insane and for it not to be like a criminal, like for it not to affect normal people. Oh, like he's got an outlet on this show. Yeah, and with fans of the show, like he can fuck with fans of the show and they're like, oh, yeah, I'll show you who's get, right?

Oh, maybe. Like he can send a picture of his ass to people in the show and they're like, whatever, funny, yeah, they posted. Yeah, and that's normal people. They're freaked out. Like they're terrified, you know? You know what? That thing showing up on your porch Of course not imagine that

Ryan says Ryan Norville says I dumped that bitch and dumped that bitch dear Good for you man and at the end dick, you know what I said I said I'm sorry this happened to you The bitch almost had a stroke. I love y'all. Thank you for not killing yourself. Sorry, this happened to you. Sorry, this, what got after he dumped her? Yeah.

Hey, this is not working out. I'm sorry, this is happening to you. Yeah. Like an HR lady. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Pretty good.

Dick Bot, 628, it says, the biggest debate wasn't a comedy podcast. It was a bullshit networking event that existed only for talentless hacks at the microphone. He did have a lot of just different people on, I guess, that he knew through UCB or whatever. Like, I didn't know any of these people, but. I think this is an interesting insight into the best debate.

Okay, sure. Maddox wasn't concerned about entertaining his listeners. He wanted to make deals where he has guests on his shitty show in exchange for hopefully getting a future appearance on whatever shitty thing they're doing and add to the list of famous people. He could call a good friend of mine. Sure. Because they met. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. A dog from who was that? I mean, yeah. LA drained any ability he had to create entertainment and replaced it with an obsession to perform pathetic schmoozing disguises. Uh, yeah.

That's a... It was a networking event. I get felt like I've never heard it. I think that's a pretty good take. I mean, it's pretty good take. Um, Stan. Yeah. Stan Richards says, Chaggetget, I would have liked to see

a stronger explanation of Dix excusing an 18 year old Chagget in this case, dating a 13 year old. It seemed like Dix just laughed about it and moved on. Well, because it's kind of insane. Like I laugh at things that are kind of horrifying sometimes too. Yeah, Chagget is like a menace.

What do you want us to say that like that's, you know, like, you want us to have to say that's wrong. Right. We all know that's. Yeah, no, we all know that's wrong. No, I'm fine saying, yeah, that's totally, I also don't believe it. That's totally wrong. I also don't believe it at all. Like, jagged is it?

Oh, he did that. He's autistic and he has a compulsive need for attention. Oh, I don't know. And what's the best way to get attention? Say you had like something pedophile, right? I have no idea. I'm taking it at face value. The whole concept of it is not right. Yeah, but no, I mean, he, he may, he may not have. I don't fucking know. I don't know. But it's obviously we all think it's wrong and horrifying. Don't do that. And I mean, if you're the dad of a 13 year old and the 18 year old's trying to fuck your

daughter, kill them. Yeah, no one will care. I mean, they shouldn't. Yeah. But this is a comedy show and I will have criminals and evil people on for your entertainment because that's all that matters to me is keeping you guys entertained, exposing you to horrible things that you can laugh at and talk about and view from it.

It's so horrifying. Yes, because there's such a sickness in normal people and in sick, deranged people. Isn't it there? It's fascinating to view and watch, but this isn't like a moralizing kind of show. Where, yeah, not the police. Yeah.

That was the only guess doing something obviously unethical in my opinion. It's not my kid. Would he say that if someone were being assaulted? People were being assaulted all the time right now, man. There's lots of evil stuff happening right now. Yeah, sadly. And being outraged at something is not doing something.

No. Being outraged about it, reacting to something is not doing anything. I'm fine with illustrations, not a real person I can maybe excuse a 16-year-old thing since he probably didn't know age. I mean, it's chaggot, man. He's probably lying. Yeah. I don't know what, I don't know because he doesn't react like a story. He doesn't say like, oh, like he's not embarrassed about it. So I assume he's lying. But even if he's not lying,

he doesn't fuck up. He doesn't react, it took me, it was like, okay, now the autism makes sense. Yeah. Because I mean, that's what he said. It was like, because there were certain things that were just, I could see him mulling it over in his head. And I was like, I don't think he quite understands what we just said.

Yeah. Like the, kind of the, if we're talking, speaking metaphorically or. Yeah, and it also, it's like, huh. When Chagged says he dated a 13 year old when he was 18, I have no idea what dated means. Did he, was that the term dated? Yeah, okay. It's, there's just no way to know what the fuck he's saying ever.

Yeah. If he did anything, it's monstrous and someone should have been watching that kid. I don't know what to tell you. I'm okay with dick inviting criminals on the show for educational purposes, but it seemed like Chaggot knew the age, knew what he was doing was against the lawn, did it anyway, and dick didn't see anything wrong with that. Now we were watching a video, right? This is off from the video we were watching. Yeah, where I was talking to Chaggot, Chaggot agreed to call into Ralph's show, Yeah, where I was talking to Chagged, Chagged agreed to call into Ralph's show,

but only if someone would defend him. So I said, I'll defend you. So I called into the show and I'm like, look, what Chagged, nothing that Chagged did was wrong. It's totally cool. Oh, to get him like talking about. You can, so yeah, you, right, you took the impossible stance.

Yeah, devil's advocate. Yeah, I'll say. Yeah. But just to get him talking, like so people can abuse it, like for entertainment, you can say, guys, you can say literally anything, and it has zero to do with real life. Like it doesn't wind or unwind anything. I don't think that, I don't think you think that that is okay. There's a sex offender list. You're free to do as much vigilante justice as you want, pal.

That's why they made the list. Okay. Tarvos. Those guys are a bizarre look of could have easily happened to me if I didn't pull my head at, oh, oh, oh, oh, Maddox. Maddox is a bizarre look at what could have easily happened to me if I didn't pull my head out of my ass.

Maddox's downfall was probably the best thing to happen to me. Maturity-wise, really made me reassess myself because I noticed a lot of his traits in myself. Maybe if that didn't happen, I'd have ended up in Nolves Cult Kiwi Farms. Oh if that didn't happen, I'd have ended up in a knolls cult kiwi farms. I don't know. Well, talking to into anything, you know. That's the cause you to, you know, to recognize some things about yourself, then you're good. That's good. Well, yeah, and you're also, that's something that won't happen to Maddox.

Yeah, never. So that's, So that's just the awareness, awareness, it's a fucking powerful thing because then you have a choice. Okay, oh, look at that. Dander says, vintage guitar chat is the new Sean's animal corner you're sitting on a gold mine. What do you think about that? I think it's a little niche.

You know, I don't know that people are that interested in. Can you give me a guitar metaphor? It's a little niche for your guitar talk segment. Well, I mean, niche was a guitar, what would it be? Pedal steel. You know what I mean? It's a pretty specific, yeah. yeah, you know, it's, yeah, it's not across all genres of music.

It's either good or not. Well, it's either appropriate or not. It's like, you know, pedal steel session players, there, you know, there's a couple of them that work all the time, but other than that, you know, it's, okay, erotic story from Stifffals. Let's do that. I don't know. Do voice mail to get out of your mouth. An erotic story from a real man.

A semi erotic story from a real man. Dear Dick, I don't know if in theory this should be considered an erotic story or not, or if it is something that makes me a rage. If you have to ask, it's gay. Uh, yeah, if it, if you're ashamed of it, then yes, it's an erotic story. Oh, okay. All right.

That's the, that's the bit. That's the point of it. Yeah. Right. I mean, that's always why we have this bit. Yeah. So kind of demystifies sexual failures among that train wreck So bad. Yeah, that's yeah, yeah

I helped a friend out with his college algebra course When I helped him get caught up he gave me he gave my number to a girl in his class She texted asking me if I could tutor her. Oh, okay I had found helping my buddy with algebra to be amusing because the whole time I was helping him, I was thinking, I learned this shit in eighth grade. I'm now 35. How the hell do I know how to do all this stuff still?

So I agreed to help this girl out with her algebra. He's getting off on being better than his friend, what a sick fucker this guy is. Huh. I can't be the reason. How old is the person learning algebra? 13, does that say 13? Fuck is going on here.

And what kind of erotic story is this? Maybe not too ashamed. A little bit of shame about what you're talking about. I assumed, he's probably in college. Most people are 35. No, his friends probably in college. Oh, all right. Like most people don't. I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. I assumed she was going to be young.

And this would just be an interesting thing for me. Oh, gotcha. Here we go. Relearning all this math or whatever. Yeah. But when I got to her house, let me see here. Oh yeah, okay. But when I got to her house to tutor her, I realized she was probably in her late 20s and rather attractive. I'm not good with knowing what a cup size is. How? It's not hard.

A is like, you know, nothing, B is a little, fuck, okay. A is hands in the wall. B is a little, fuck, okay. A is hands in the wall, B is like a reaction. C got to go a little bit like this, these, like a claw machine you could do, a couple of these is like my own. Wow, anything bigger, you're probably not encountering. But after the tutoring was done, oh no, I'm not good with what a cup size is.

What if I had to guess they were either around a C or a D. Okay. Okay. So you got around the side or a claw machine. Okay. Clown machines. D territory. After the tutoring was done, she suggested that we go out to dinner sometime and I agreed. Over the next week, we texted back and forth a little bit and then one Friday night she asked me

if I liked to eat pussy. This is all a long con to get you to do her homework. I know it. You might be right. How much home, I mean, that's not, that's better than anything else I've ever done to get laid. It's better than what I still do to get laid.

Right. I replied, I dabble. Very subtle nuance to flirting here. Yeah, okay. You eat pussy. That's right, dabble. Right. On occasion.

Well, money penny. True or pushy. What I don't understand though, and I've been wondering this whole show is why you just wanted to admit that you eat ass. You fuck. I don't, I don't understand. I hear. Oh God. I know you. I know your type. I fucking hate that guy when everybody's like, oh, I fucking hate that guy too. That guy that called in. I was like, yeah, I fucking tell him. He's an asshole. I enjoyed it. Over the next week, we texted back and forth and then one Friday's night, she asked me if I,

if I like to eat pussy. I replied, I dabble. She instructed me to come over right away to eat her pussy. Oh my God. Jesus. Yeah. We asked 100 people what you do not want to hear on a Friday night.

Right. Right. Right. Ha over here right away. You're right away. Jesus. This pussy's bubbling. Boston, you are Jesus. The Jellos Jiglin. The cows are mowing the bus. Getting hard. Yeah. What was it? But it's getting hard. Jellos Jiglin. Yeah. It's the whole refrigerator thing. Yeah. My dick's getting wet. Right. Get over here. What you wet dick? I think that wet ass dick over here.

Is that is Maddox going to release like a wet ass dick song? Maybe. Yeah. Like Macaroni. I was, you know, I was being funny. I would, you know, oh, yeah, you looked real funny. When I beat off, it's like macaroni. You know, God. Wet ass dick. What you wet ass dick?

What you wet ass dick? She instructed me to come over right away to eat her pussy. Come over right away. I gotta get up. It's an emergency. Marty, yeah. Who's hitting your pussy, Doc? The Labyrinth? Yeah.

What do you think? He's like, is that fucking butthole idiot here? Oh, fucking two-tone is here too, the guy that fucked his mom's friend. I gotta, we gotta talk to him next week. Yeah, I don't, there's so much stuff going on. I'm sorry, guys, there's just so much going on.

Right. And I'm not making any money from any of it. Ethan Van Shiver made like thousands of dollars. Another show that's talking about is making thousands of dollars me nothing. Cause I'm with Vito and he won't even get on a fucking scale for $50. Even though everyone knows he's fat. Yeah, like it's not like they're going to see the number and then go Jesus. I never noticed.

He's so right. It's going to be like, oh yeah, that was within five or that was within five pounds of what I thought't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don know, we all would. Yeah sure I don't you know, it just gets harder the older you get and you just get more health problems and more like it's like nobody Yeah, if It's what it's something you can change you got to change it man. You can fix that part of you you can

She instructed me to come over right away to eat her pussy Um, she instructed me to come over right away. In her pussy. There's a red flag. I love the right away. You gotta get over your right leg. Come on, tongue first. Dude, she is gonna fucking have you doing everything. If that's if you're jumping at that, like, you get over here right away.

Yeah, no, stop at the store first. Um, for some whipped cream. Remember that was a big thing and like the 80s or 90s throw whipped cream in. Sure. It's a movie thing, right? Whip cream smells gross. Like after you lick it off, I think I did it like once or twice when I did. Did you? Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. The movie's always saying that that's what you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna take that. Yeah. Fucking gross. Yeah. Um, I thought the interaction was quite strange,

but at the same time, my thought process, oh yeah, please walk us through this thought process. Yeah, let's see, let's see what he has to say. But at the same time, my thought process was, who am I to look at gift-hore in the mouth? I guess four in the mouth, okay. You should. Horus now.

Because you might, gift-hore, yes, you should be looking, that's exactly where you wanna to be looking because you might You don't want to catch something. Yeah, yeah Because your dick doesn't have eyes so you need to be the eyes of your dick. You need to be the eyes and ears of your dick It's like a big brother program I grab my keys and drove over to her house Okay, she told me the door was unlocked. Why grab the keys?

I know, he's telling a story, but it's like, so I drove over to her house. Yeah, I grabbed my keys and drove over. So I'm being you on this, right here. Yeah, it's too easy. It does kind of like, that's a detail, maybe a better detail. No, it flows better the way he said it.

Yeah, I grabbed my keys. That's how you would write it, but it's at all. But if you drove her to her house, I'm assuming that you have your keys. Yeah. I drove her to her house and then realized that I left my car keys at home. How the fuck did I get here?

Get home, the door was unlocked in the comments. Oh, you didn't need these keys anyway. I did so. And when I entered the home, I saw her on her couch and her underwear. And she didn't say anything, but gestured with her finger to come to her vagina. Without speaking, I started to eat her out.

What, are you serious? This went on for a long time, at least 15 minutes. She was really going to town on my face with her vagina. And then all of a sudden, she asked me to toss her salad and quote, I agreed and started to go to town on her second hole, but noticed that while doing so, she had grabbed her phone off the table and pressed some things on it and then set it back down

on the table, but not flat. And instead leaned it up against a candle. This is fucking for real. And a way that made the camera pointing directly at me eating out her asshole. Yeah, so now you're... I stopped and asked her. You're gonna get extorted. Yeah, did you just start recording this?

She frantically grabbed her phone off the table, pressed some things on it, and then said no. Then I asked, I wasn't expecting this. She's a gallery on your phone, and she flipped the fuck out on me and instantly kicked me out of her house. I unfortunately left my glasses and hat behind, which I was never able to retrieve.

You should have just started beating her, right? You just fucking get your phone out of right? Should have taken a phone and fucking smashed it. Yeah. Cause your dick is all hard and you're trying to eat her. What the fuck? What are you doing? What are you doing?

You're getting men and giders doing that shit, bro. Damn. Who raised you? I unfortunately left my glasses and hat behind. He's like Indiana Jones temple of two. Yeah, right? Yeah, wow, oh bitch Give my the temple of ass ass eating. God I told a friend about what had happened to me and he said another friend of ours It's so at a somewhat similar experience to what it happened to me

But the other guy hooked up with this girl for a one night stand and then a month later, learned she had recorded them having sex and posted it on her only fans. These fucking, that's rape. That's rape, dude. Which she was not aware that she wasn't, was it rape? Cause you didn't consent to that. Consent to the recording.

I mean, whatever. Rape. It's gotta be something. I don't think it's rape. There's no way that's just revenge porn. That's way too fucked up. It's like exploiting for sure. I think it's sex under false pretenses.

I mean, that's right. You get busted for that. I don't think you can lie to women anymore. Mm. So I talked to this other friend about this and asked him what her name was, and in turn, that was the same girl. Serial right bust.

Serial fucking right bust. I don't know how to feel about any of this. You should feel bad. Yeah. You should feel angry. Yeah. You should feel angry. Yeah. I was having a good time and fuck. I get what, get what you should feel.

You should also feel angry with yourself too. Yeah. You should be. Those are, yeah. You deserved it. You didn't get raped, but you deserved it. I'm blaming myself in this scenario. Yeah.

Don't just show up to women's house eating their pussy when they say, yeah, what would you spend like an hour with or doing fucking algebra? Go fuck teacher. They're wrong algebra and then fucked up algebra that would show you look stupid. Yeah, we should, you know, we should go out something like immediately. You're like, okay, I should come over and eat my ass. Right.

Yeah, just like, I mean, that was so, it was so transactive, you know, like, just, or transactional. What's the transactional? Yes, that's what I meant. Yeah, it's like, oh, by the, like just, or transactional, what's the... transactional. Yes, that's what I meant. Yeah, it's like, oh, by the way, yeah, get over here right, like she has a fucking schedule. Yep, yeah, yeah. You said, yep, all right, let's get this

before I change this spot, get over here. Yep. Bro, you had to out this girl, but guys won't because they're embarrassed that they ate pussy so quickly. Yeah. I really don't know how to feel about any of this angriest. Look what I did.

Look what I did. What'd you do? I got them all talking about it. No, no, no. Don't reward him. I don't like the joke. I don't like that guy. Really?

I don't like that he does that. You have way more experience with him, man. Can I call it and get and I ignored it? I don't ever want to talk to you. Now he's never gonna stop. I don't know how to Twitter feeds. I don't know how to feel about any of this I was having a good time and fuck I don't think I would really care if there was a video out there on only fans of me eating a chick's asshole you should care. You should get a little money for that at least. Yeah. She is hot and I was into

it but still I feel like the roles were reversed and I recorded her for the purpose of making money out end up in jail for some reason. Yeah, because it's rape. But who knows how many men she has done this with and for whatever reason, I guess it's okay. What's her name? What the fuck's wrong with you? All right.

What do you think about that stupid story? Well, I think you have a real, you know, maybe. It could be, I'll say that it is and he probably learned something. Yeah, I hope. What do you think he learned? It doesn't even, it doesn't even sound like he cares. Well, because maybe it, you know,

because it didn't, it didn't come back to buy them. He might have carried, he asked, very funny show. Yeah, he might not have, he might, he might care if, you know, he got him barrisped by it or something, right, it doesn't sound like he's embarrassed, but. Let's watch these Maddox clips. I should have watched these at the beginning. Oh, really?

Let's see. Yeah. Here is, what's this one? This one's Maddox saying, oh yeah, this is him talking about going to therapy, you wanna hear that? I miss that in the live Q.A. somehow. He's talking a boogie, a notorious abuser

of women and food. Who has God gave cancer? If it's, who do you trust? Boogie or God? God's probably making the right call. He deserves the cancer that he got. Okay. Blood cancer. Really?

He's going to kill him before. Yeah, he's got some like, posted. He really answered. Oh yeah. Some, I mean, according to him, there was no, there was nobody ever knew what he had, right? Pancake cancer. If he eats 50,000 pancakes, he'll die. Right. Spawn. Cancer, cancer, the batter. Okay,

he's caused by too much bisquick. So I was watching Maddox's live Q&A and me and Vito were talking over it. Right, as he would. Yeah, and then I asked Vito, because Vito knows Boogie. So I asked Vito to tell Boogie to call in like as a favor, because it'd be so funny to get Boogie and Maddox

on the same time. Yeah. I did it like I did out of contempt. Yeah. So here's them talking on the show, but I missed this part. An actual piece of shit. Right, right.

And then it's like up your ass for what? You're just not that interesting. That's so big. You know, Boogie, it's funny. I talked to it at the airpods a long time ago. And I was telling him about like some of the stuff. I'm like, yeah, man, I don't know. I'm a big advocate of mental health,

and I'm always telling people to talk to therapists, right? And then one day I realized, I have never talked to one before. I'm kind of curious, like what can I learn? So I talked to a therapist, and the first thing they asked me was like, okay, are you depressed? I said, no. You have anxiety?

I said, no. Eating disorder and somnia, no, no, no, bipolar, no, none of that shit. And they couldn't sense anything. So they said, well, why are you here? I said, well, I do have this weird thing that I've led a lot of bad people into my life, and I'm kind of curious why that happened, and that's been my journey. So, I was telling a therapist this one time, and he was like, he goes, Maddox, don't take this personally, but you're just not that interesting. I'm like, I know. I know. And yet.

And yet, I've got this insane obsession. I say that same thing about just about all of these people to get it. I don't know. There's actually a lot to unpack there. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. There's actually quite a bit to unpack there. A lot. Yeah. Yeah. So there's this therapist I have half a mind to to to think to a therapist one time might mean I met a

person who was a therapist at a coffee bar. Right. I know. I know. I know. That's right. That was the first thing. Yeah, I'll let interrupt whenever you want. That was the first thing you're doing. Right. And it's like up ass for what? You're just not that interesting? Yeah, for a lawsuit retard, because you sued everybody and got a stereo's fire. Are you fucking idiot, boogie? That's why. You know, boogie, it's funny. I talked to it with the purpose of long. Did you call me a fucking rapist? That's why.

And got me blackballed from UCB that I actually enjoyed doing. There was like no one thing in my life I enjoyed doing. There we go. And I was talking about like some of the stuff. I'm like, yeah, man, I actually enjoyed doing. There's like the one thing in my life I enjoyed doing. Time to go. And I was talking about like some of the stuff. I'm like, yeah, man, I don't know. Just shoot the shit with the therapist, you know? Yeah, this next series of stuff is, in my experience, and what I've been told or read about that's,

they generally, before you're generally given kind of like a questionnaire and stuff, like they don't normally go down the bullet point checklist, like, are you depressed? By polar, been diagnosed with, what's going on? It's not, it's not a, it's not a once a year physical. So turn your head to the side and cry about your mom. You know, have you had it, you know, have you had any changes in your sleep? Any, you know, like that. It's like, well, it couldn't sense anything.

So it's not an oil change. Like that, he's, you know. I've been kind of leaning to the right. Like if I take, you know, if I take my hands off and let Jesus take the wheel, I kind of have been listening to the ride a little bit and you check that out. Yeah, no, you're not that interesting.

So what, you met with a fan? You meet a fan therapist? Maddox, you're not that interesting. All that in the first five minutes, he really, boy, he really figured you out. I assume that I don't even think this happened. It must have happened a little bit because you can't make up stories like this.

This completely, some part of this happened. Yeah, maybe so. Okay. Maybe, I mean, he definitely said it's made me... Maybe my dick wet. Maybe the thought, maybe all that happened, it could have been something as simple as, why am I letting in all these bad people in my life? He could have thought that.

And then extrapolated, you know, a story out of that. The thing, remember, I was talking about this last week when people don't, we got personality defects like that. Uh huh. Kinda severe ones. Remember the projection, everybody's a piece of shit. Why did I let all these bad people into my life? Right. Everybody's a therapist. And ask that. I let all these bad people into my life? Right. Everybody's a therapist.

And ask that. That, right. Doc, I got an issue. I just keep letting all these assholes in my life. Sometimes it is as simple as if everyone's an asshole. Guess what? Yeah. And that's, you know, on a, yeah.

I go to therapy because I'm such a good guy. And I just keep getting, I keep getting taken advantage of by these, all these assholes. So what'd you do? Well, I made a three-hour documentary, like trying to ruin the lives of them and all their friends. No, you, that's normal, right? No, you also can be a person who, who does invite people to abuse them, instead of it's because of how you, it's what you learned, it's what, you need to fix that. You're a fucking parasite. It's still about you.

Okay, let's listen to it a little bit, a little bit more. I talked to it there for a long time ago, and I was talking to him about some of the stuff, I'm like, yeah, man. Him goes to a male therapist. My first guy was a man. Aren't you worried that they're gonna try to have sex with you

and trick you? No, no, I initiated that. I don't know. I'm a big advocate of mental health and I'm always telling people to talk to therapists, right? And then once again. Yeah, because you're like a cock sucker. Like that's such a fucking asshole response.

Oh man, I'm telling people, my wife fucking killed herself. Why don't you go talk to therapy? It's just a way of like writing people off. Yeah, well you know what, where should you go? I'm better than you. Somebody will take your problem. Here's some't you go talk to therapy? It's just a way of like writing people off. Yeah. You know what? Where'd you go? I'm better than you.

Somebody will take your problem. Here's some advice. Yeah. Go talk to a therapist. Oh wow, man. I never even heard, I'm like an aboriginal lot. What is this? They're the rapists that you're talking about.

If you're gonna say that, you really should say. You really should get punched in the fucking face. No, you really should say, I did it. This is what helped, this is what worked for me. Like you need to have some money, some skin in the game. Go talk to a therapist, how did you? No, I went to a therapist and they're like, you're just, you're amazing.

All these other people are such assholes. You have an eating disorder? Obviously not, you're the most fit and attractive man I've ever met and I'm a man and you're making me gay. Me and my wife went to a marriage counselor and I was like what my marriage is fine what the you know I don't know what her problem is but maybe you can just talk to her doc. Fucking asshole. I've always been a big I've always told everyone I know that they need to go to therapy and for some reason everyone abuses me. Yeah I've been to mental health and I'm

always telling people to talk to therapists right and then when I realize I have never talked to one before I'm kind of people to talk to therapists, right? And then when they realize, I have never talked to one before, I'm kind of curious, like what can I learn? So I talked to a therapist and the first thing they ask you is like, okay, are you depressed? I said no. Is that the first thing a therapist asks you? Like I said, usually there's,

you see there's a you depressed, there's, there's, you write down reasons so that the therapist knows what, what you think your goals are going in. Like what, because some, you have to be able to, to point to a reason or a reason, A therapist knows what you think your goals are going in. Because you have to be able to point to a reason or a reasons, whether you're, why you're going to therapy, what you hope to accomplish in it.

Even if it's something as simple as, I'm fucking miserable and I don't know what to do. They ask you that. Which press, you walk in the door and like, all right, are you depressed? Look, most people go to therapy as a last resort. No, you have anxiety. I said, no, eating disorder and somnia, no, no, no,

bipolar, no, none of that shit. They go down the list like that? No. I mean, you got multiple personalities, sort of no, all right? Look, you get, you fucking darn. I can't say whatever. It's a psychosy path. No, I mean, you got multiple personality disorder. No, all right. Look at you. You can say whatever is a sexy path. No, okay. I can't say whatever there are pills. Do you have issues? You're uncle touch your penis when you were a kid. Come on.

What's going on here? Right. I touch your penis. The who talks like no, I'm 100% sure that therapists don't talk like this. You know, not in anything that I've ever heard. Just another one of his goddamn lists. Every fucking thing. No, it's another list. Okay, now I can tell people with a clear conscience to go go to there. Go talk to there. Have you? Yep. What do you got eating disorder?

Yeah, my buddy. My buddy at Starbucks. Yeah, disorder and some. Yeah, you've got mommy issues, daddy issues. It really does seem like you got anxiety. What do you got here? Oh, he's it almost was, it's just to check it off so he can tell people what to do. And not to. Yes, I've never talked to somebody.

Because somebody that he was fucking bigly accused. He doesn't want to come to conclusions. No, somebody that he told to go to a therapist, told him, well, have you ever gone to a fucking therapist? Like somebody that was big leaking, saying, you know, maybe you should go to a, maybe you should, I mean, therapy makes my dick, mental health makes my dick wet know, maybe you should go to a, maybe you should, I mean therapy makes my dick, mental health makes my dick wet.

Why don't you go to a therapist? Yeah, they said, well, have you ever gone to a therapist? You go, oh, I better go to a therapist. I know, so, right. Do I went to a therapist and they said, it's a different matter of choice you're using. He's just become such a cocksucker, like such a,

dammit, I can't make these jokes. And they, they couldn't sense anything.'t sense anything, so why are you here? That's a long way to go. I couldn't sense anything. Therapy dogs are gonna be fine. You seem perfect to me. Yeah, you seem amazing. You're 45, you show up your bike here, you're in L.A.,

you're a comic creator. If a therapist does any, if a therapist on your first visit does anything in the lines of like flattering you or complimenting you, get the fuck out of there. Don't ever come back. Oh really? No, they're not supposed to fucking blow smoke up your ass. See that when he said that, I was thinking maybe the therapist is like trying to manipulate you into trusting them so you'll open up.

And then as you said that I realized, what a fucked up thing that you thought a therapist would do. Yeah. I think, oh yeah, of course they don't work like that. Of course they don't lie to you to trick you into opening up. That's the last thing they do. Okay. I do have this weird thing that I've led a lot of bad people into my life and I'm kind of curious why that happened and that's been my journey. So I'm telling you know what? It's been your what? It was journey I guess. Live laugh lie.

That's been his journey. Live laugh lie. That's been his journey. It's pretty good. Live laugh lie. He's talking with therapist about his journey. Yeah, I mean, it's okay, but you don't have it's not the journey. The journey of life has taken him to, he keeps getting all these evil hangers on, I guess. How are you even a man and you say journey?

Like my experience, that's been my life, like Rodney Dangerfield set it up for everyone. It's my luck, you know? You're a hamburger, I get it. Rodney's usually a good fit. I don't know, maybe. But the experience is, it's a good. I've been my experience.

Journey is a little, I mean, not even good. I don't know why certain things like that bug me, but they kind of do. It's self-aggrandizing. You're not on a journey, you're just like a walking corpse waiting to die. Like you've done nothing.

I think you're not a story. I actually think you're exactly right with that the self-aggrandize. Yes, I'm a mountainizing my journey. It's different than everyone else's. And like, it's not. Yeah, well, but it is to you, but that whole theory of mind, well, but it is to you, but that whole theory of mind,

things thing, you know, should have you go, but their journey is just as important to them, you know, like it shouldn't be important. But somehow, journey with 10,000 steps in a fucking circle. Wow, that's really impressive, man. Yeah, it's a little weird. My journey. People lives in my life and I'm kind of curious why that happened and that's been my journey. People lives in my life and I'm kinda curious

why that happened and that's been my journey. So I'm telling you, I'm kind of curious why that happened. Yeah, yeah. We can knock this out. Well, probably finish early, right, Doc? Do you charge by the half hour? Yeah, yeah.

Do I have to get credit or can I get sure you can just tell me the answer, right? That's all right. It's always a miss. There's so many mistaken beliefs of people who go into it. This is just retarded. On its face, this is fucking retarded.

The thing that I've led a lot of bad people into my life, and I'm kind of curious why that happened, and that's been my journey. So the funniest part of this is he's telling all this to Boogie, who's also a therapeutic. I mean, not a therapeutic, but Boogie is an actual therapeutic, but they both just, they, everything they learn about therapy, they just weaponize immediately. Well, that's what certain kinds of people do. Both of them fucking do it. And so the funny part about this is boogie is not listening to him at all.

Yeah. Because he's hearing him, he's hearing what he does, weaponizing like therapy language. Yeah. So he knows it's bullshit already. And he doesn't know how to react to it without blowing his own thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, you do weaponizing again.

That's everybody is a really bad person. Mm-hmm. I think a therapist is one time and he was like, he goes, Maddox, don't take this personally, but you're just not that interesting. I'm like, I know. That's so, so, so, yeah. Yeah, even my therapist knew it right away.

He said, it's crazy that you're so, you're not even that interesting, but your dick is so big. I was like, Doc. Yeah, turns out he was a fan, you know. That's, yeah, that's where you know. That doesn't sound like any therapist anybody should be seeing. Like if he's a fan, you know, that's, yeah, that's where he goes. That doesn't sound like any therapist anybody should be seeing.

Like if he's actually, you know, you're just, you're not that interesting. Does it sound like a real person? You're not supposed to know anything about me. It sounds like some stupid shit that he made up and he tells it like cocktail parties and people don't want to talk. That's, don't want to be in this conversation anymore. That's exactly what it sounds like. I mean, I'm just not that interesting.

It's exactly what it sounds like. I'm sure the'm just not that interesting. It's exactly what it sounds like. I'm sure the thought, why do I let so many bad people into my life, it was real. I'm sure he thought that. I'm sure he thinks that. Because you're weak. Pathetic, that's why. And yet, and yet, I've got this like insane obsession.

I say that same thing about just about all of these people to get it. I don't know. Mm-hmm. Talking about them right away, talking about themself. Classic. Classic. I want to therapy this sort of list.

You know, what do you think about that? Well, I, oh God. Yeah, well, you know, fucking brains out. All right, I got one more, Maddox, clip, I think. The live Q&A was just so dense. Okay, here's the last one. Okay. That's a bad joke. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.

I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.

I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.

I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. First of all, falls, you don't have to lose your fucking mind. Many people go, lose your mind. Yeah, boy. Oh, yeah, I really had a fit right about the lawsuit. Yeah, that's the I lost it. Wow. Wow, bro. The pot calling the kettle hot.

Okay. I mean, you don't have to lose your mind about it. Right. God. Out of the frying pan onto the burner. Now, the argument is I also saw someone say, oh, no dogs. Oh, in 2017 you sued him.

So of course it's going to tweet about you every fucking second. First of all, he's like panicking like a woman. When they're like, when you know that they're, when they know that they're wrong, like, well, yeah, I mean, they're just, they just mean you have to lose your mind about it. They have to lose your mind. Oh. You have to lose your mind.

Oh boy, that's awesome. Yeah, that is awesome. First of all, falls, you don't have to lose your fucking mind. I do. People go through, one doesn't, but yeah. I do. I do. I certainly do.

Well, I'm definitely justified doing it. I mean, what's done to me is so much different than what's ever been done to anybody else ever. It doesn't mean you have to lose your mind, okay? We can just like, you know, resolve it in court, like, you know, okay? Yeah. It doesn't matter that I pretended to be a woman

and a journalist and got serious fired and I pressured my girlfriend into calling your girlfriend like multiple schools or your girlfriend teachers ad and tried to get her just, you know, fucking her teaching credentials revoked and fired, okay? You have to lose your mind, like multiple schools, your girlfriend teachers add and try to get her, just, you know, fucking, her teaching credentials revoked and fired, okay? You have to lose your mind, okay? You're talking about me now, okay?

You have to make fun of me all the time. First of all, false, you don't have to lose your fucking mind. He's scared, you can tell he's scared even when he's talking about this. For, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You know, like Joe Pesci, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Like Joe Paschie, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You don't need to lose your mind, okay? So, good, first of all, falls,

you don't have to lose your fucking mind. Blink more. Many people go through lawsuits. He had a meltdown and he's clearly trying to use it for money because he's got to be a victim, right? He's a poor, poor victim, poor baby. That's amazing. I'm getting sued, you shithead.

You're trying to use it for money. People just threw money at this show. Oh, he's got the timeline behind him too. Yeah, he's money, he's money. Sure. Poor victim, right? I mean, he's funny. He's funny. Sure. Poor victim, right? I mean, got sued.

Right. Left at a court. Yeah. Judge said it was fake news. Yeah. Okay. I rewind a little bit. He had a meltdown and he's clearly trying to use it for everybody.

He's got to be a victim, right? He's a poor, poor victim, poor baby got sued because of all the crimes he committed. What crimes were those? For all the crimes. Sex crimes, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. All the crimes he committed.

Because of all the crimes I committed. Yeah. Yeah. Do you see the switch? Look at the switch in his face. No, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Do you see the switch? Look at the switch in his face. No, I know. Look at it. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, it really is. It goes from defensive, like a sequestness to like pompous, smug, and then like just straight up deviousness. Yes. Yes. Like spiteful deviousness. Yes, like spiteful deviousness. He got sued correctly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because of all the crimes he could have done. He could have done it. Because of all the crimes he could have done. Is it? That is very interesting. Like a shark. Because of all the crimes he committed. Dolls eye.

A gay doll. A dude's doll. He lot of dudes don't. He had a meltdown and he's clearly trying to use it for money because he's got to be a victim, right? Maddox, your crown is chroma keyed, so it's invisible. You should chroma key it to green or not wear the crown because your crown is disappearing. It looks stupid.

I mean, it's stupid that you're 45 doing this bit, but at least fix that. Okay, here we go. It's poor, poor victim, poor baby. That, that's weird. Look at that. Yeah. Now, yeah.

Now, here comes the anger. Yeah. Here comes the anger. It's panic. This is eager, comfortable. Long and comfortable. I'm your friend, I'm uncomfortable. So our chasm, contempt.

Here we go. Panic. Here comes the panic. Yeah, but here comes this. This is who you are. This is my guys. This is my payoff. Here it comes.

Baby, got sued. Here. Because of all the crimes he committed. Oh, yeah, right there. Yeah, because of all the crimes he committed. Right. I'm back in the 100% right category. It's just, it's just what happened. My therapist told me that.

Yeah, right. Here is a great therapist. Like, no, he's a really great therapist like right no he's a really great therapist I mean he got me immediately yeah no is he having only fans no if you think if you think your therapist got you immediately again run look at this cool poster this is the fifty-tonne woman poster let see, let me put it up here. Look at this. What do you think about that, Sean? That's amazing.

Pretty cool. So it's me. The tack of the 50 ton woman. Yeah, the tack of the 50 ton woman. It's written in Japanese, so you can, you can just proudly display it without risking anything. That's right. And if anyway, so what does it say?

Say, take a 50 ton woman, because I think that... There's me, I look kind of Japanese-y, Protsky made that, don't I look kind of Japanese-y? I mean, a little bit, I just... A little bit, like you're... Yeah, you're the cool, I like it. The face shape and the nose. Yeah, like you still have like western eyes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. I think he did it on purpose. I assume he is. I assume he is. I assume he's so talented. Yeah. So, like just to make it kind of, it's like a big fat lady. Right.

It hits our, and you know, knocking over buildings and stuff. Obviously angry at me. Oh yeah. So that's a chop. That's cool. That's a very cool poster that you can get. And thank you for all your shirt orders. Thank you for supporting the show bonus episode is that we'll do bonus episode with Carl next week. Yeah, yeah See you next Tuesday patron. I apologize to XO see you next Tuesday

Yeah, any minute Any minute now All the crimes you committed He should list them at some point. Stealing the Bitcoin. Yeah. Oh man, that Bitcoin. Oh yeah! I'm gonna lick it later. Let it print it out.

Print out that Bitcoin. Baving it. Wrap around my body. I'm gonna buy a big fur coat with all that Bitcoin. Yeah. Yeah. Tempass shades. Shades that looks like you can't see through them.

Even though you can, like that. 80 shades. Cool. Pring out that Bitcoin. Take it on a victory lap. Like louvers on an 82 Mustang. Yeah. Craig and hardware.

Call me the Bitcoin man. People say, what's your job? I say, I steal Bitcoin. Right. That's what I do. I do crimes. I steal Bitcoin and I talked to, and I talked to skinny women and I'm all out of skinny women. All right, goodbye everyone. What's your job? I steal Bitcoin and I deal with, and I was a nice, I deal with a genial woman, I deal with women who are easy to talk to and fun. Right. I want to get to know more of,

and then I'll say right interface, but I'm all, yeah. You got it. All right, goodbye. Put on a shirt. See ya, thank you. Yeah, you got it. All right, goodbye.

Put on a shirt. See ya, thank you.