The Dick Show - Episode 398 - Dick on Sean's Dog

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black family fried chicken for dinner, and I stop a woman from getting a breast reduction; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

We're on. You're on with Sean. We're talking guitars. Call it three, morning. They just call in and ask you to make the sound of chords. Yeah, perfect. Can I get a B flat seven? You're going to need somebody with perfect pitch and a lot more vocal chords.

And then you argue with every caller on how it's impossible. That sounds like something I would argue about. And then you argue with every caller on how it's impossible. That sounds like something I would argue about. Hey, Sean, I love the show. Can I get a C5 power cord? Slash, slash B. Okay. And then you go, well, that, you can't make that sound.

A human can't make the sound. You can do it individually., I put it together. Okay. Next caller. Hey, Sean. That was good. Could I get a E seven sharp nine? Could I get the Hendricks cord? Right. The one he played in the national anthem. Am I hearing Maddie?

Which one is barking over there? Maddie, a little brat. I knew it was gonna be her! I fucking knew it! Okay, this is... We've got a doggy daycare here today. I do. I have my monster. Someone making noise.

What was I gonna bring up? Oh yeah. Oh, that's right. I have some documents that I need to bring up for the show. Oh, really? Yeah. Documents. Yeah, of course. Yeah. I like documents. I like things that are in kind of black and white, things that are, I like permanent things. That's why I've always been a,

who cares about the live shows? I want, you know what I mean? I don't mean live shows on this. I mean like the live performances by like a band. It's like, if they make a great record, you have that record forever. The live's just shit. It's like, well, it's ultimately forgettable

except for maybe you have some kind of awakening or something, if you see this incredible live show. I can imagine maybe seeing Hendrix under the right circumstances because in the context of the time, what he was doing compared to what everybody else was doing, that had to be incredibly impactful. But at the end of the day, you know, they're recorded,

but then that's also kind of an album in permanence. So it's like, Revolver's always gonna sound like Revolver. Are it's like, revolver's always gonna sound like revolver. Are you experienced or Electric Ladyland is always gonna sound like that. You have that forever. I like that. I like permanence. I like things in black and white. Bring up the documents.

Look at this. Look at these guys. McNugget buddies for me. Just for me and Vito. Pop sculpture made them. That's very cool. Amazing. Yes.

You think this is an affair award winning? I'm going to submit these to the LA Fair. Are you? I should. You really should. In what category though? What kind of mosaics? That's a mosaic. Yeah, this is a mosaic. Perfect. They'll say, somehow they'll say that the other guy doesn't have a hat. So it's incomplete. It's incomplete. Look at this guy. He's, uh, he didn't live up to his potential. He didn't achieve any of his dreams. He's generally unhappy. He's gaining issues and not dealing with any. He's actually, he's getting more and more issues.

Very unfinished person. That's what they'll see when they look at this, McNugget buddy of me. That's George. No. No, he's got, it's George in a wig. In a me way. Yeah, yeah, right.

He's got there speaking of. It's pretty cool. Like the level of detail is pretty impressive on those. It is pop sculpture. It's amazing. Look at the corners of the eyes and like, you know what I mean? Like, I thought I was good at sculpies and then I get this shit and I'm like, oh, you're trash. Just like, it's sculpies like a new thing. Like a, it's like polymer clay. That's what that's just the name of it. You know, the name brand of it. Hmm. Polymer. Right. I don't know. Yeah. I'm recording. Um, speaking of, uh, speaking of Maddox, I like to start to show it's a little Maddox ribbing.

Yeah. I don't want to forget my roots and that we're just, well remember why we're all here, right? Do it for her. We're doing it to shit on him. Yeah. Yeah. He's, yeah. He's playing a very stupid game of Russian roulette. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. This is, he was making some weird obsessive Valentine's Day cards. I guess he made some of me. I can't have them. I don't have them on hand.

They're very, they're very bizarre looking. He took an old some of me, I can't have them. I don't have them on hand. They're very bizarre looking. He took an old picture of me where I look all fat and dumb. Excuse me, fatter and dumber. Like where I'm making a face. He cut out the picture of me and then put it next to those stupid song lyrics that he says is a poem of mine that was stolen from my house. It was taken a picture of and taken from my house.

I showed the, you know, we talked about this on the show already. The book of the Boundlers. The book of the Boundlers that I have. Oh, right, right. That I wrote backwards. Yeah, yes, yes. It's like they're all dog shit and stupid.

Well, that's why they're in a book in the basement of my house. Right, right. You know. So Maddox put those. He like outlined them in Photoshop and put them on a Valentine next to my face on this garish pink.

It looks like a serial killer made it. Well, it's very disturbing. Yeah. Oh, I have no doubt. And this is to prove that I am a stalker by hand cutting out notes and pictures and like collages, insane collages. I think he sees this show, but you- Look at how much of a stalker he is.

I cut out his picture and a bunch of letters and photoshopped it onto this thing. It's like a serial killer cutting out magazine and saying, you know, sending messages through. Yeah, I think he sees- That guy must really have a thing for you since you're cutting out his picture in a bunch of words. He can't see that, because it's not even that he's dumb.

It's that- He's evil. Well, it's- He has a severe fucking personality defect. Like it's- This? Yeah. That's an insane person made that. Yeah.

Cut out, scribbled. Look at how much time it took and you know it takes him time to make everything. And this is gay. This little heart thing. Like I know it's meant to be gay, but it's weirdly homoerotic that he chose it and was, who knows what he was wearing while he was photoshopping me.

His, you know what I'm saying? If I was photoshopping something of you, I'd be in a hazmat suit. Right, as you should be. Yeah. I think- I wouldn't have had a hard on for at least 48 hours or I would abort the plan. I would say I have to I can't honey I can't look at you I can't have a hard cock for 48 hours because I have to have a chop Shawn right and I I'm not having a hard on no

Either two days before or two days after that's the rules right. That's only fair. Yeah, well, I think the thing What he's looking? He's looking at this show, he's looking at you in particular, and whether he knows it or not, it's about what he could have had, had he only listened to you with business decisions, that's it.

Oh, that's it, that's it. He could say, he could say, fuck you. But all he had to do, it's, well, creatively, he never got the experience of experience in life. You know, like when people come out of college or they have, you know, they're- Or they have good parents.

But they have parents that buy them houses. Right, whatever. But it's like, okay, if you may come out of college or something with the cutting edge curriculum in your head and you go into a field, but you don't have the experience of the other, you don't always do it by the book. So he never got that.

So he always- You're talking, you're describing back to school, sorry, Rodney Dangerfield. And basically Trump is basically Trump you're talking about. That's why he was such an effective leader. Maybe he just couldn't bring himself to think that anybody had any ideas that were better than his, that it could be done.

But it's like, well, I've done this. It's like- Yeah, you're broke though. I think it's just, I think it's holding a mirror up to him over and over again, this whole fucking thing. And he's just lashing out and somebody said it. I can't revise said it or if somebody wrote in and said it,

but he lies like a child. He lies like a child. He, he, he, he hit me. No, yeah. No, he didn't. I was here the whole time. He said, he didn't. I'm my sponsor.

He did it before. I didn't do anything. Before you, you were here. No, that's not true either. You're lying. You're just lashing out You've been having a fucking seven-year narcissistic tantrum Guys gotta be harder on these guys he just oh man I remember him saying I remember him saying you know like fans fans I remember him saying, I remember him saying, you know, like fans, fans, it doesn't mean shit when you shit on me because I already hate myself more. We'll see about that.

Well half of that was true. Half of that was true. Everybody has like a good sport until I show up. And it's like, oh, okay, I'm moving. Like Eric July bullying everybody, getting little guys on a stream, making fun of them, all his fans bullying them and then I show up This isn't fun anymore. I'm a professional I need to be treated like a professional if you show up to my place of business. I'll I'll kill you

I'll shoot you and you'll deserve it and everyone will back me up or else I'm not selling their shitty comics and they're all shitty because none of these fuckers take any notes on anything. They won't take, they all think they're great and that you just write and it's good. Look, there's a, there is a, when the wider the gap between your- The wider the gap, the tighter the, what's the rhyme? It's, this has better rhyme. This had better rhyme. Well, I'm gonna disappoint you. Ah, no. Yes, what is the wider the gap? The wider the gap between your perception of yourself

and reality, the more trouble you can get in. The wider the gap, the bigger the clap. Yes, that's it. Sure. You got it. Oh, fuck, I forgot what I was gonna talk about. Dick. Dick. You got Yamil riled up! Look, so this is it. Oh fuck, I gotta wait for this thing.

Welcome to AK-1, you love it, you got it! This is the show where everyone's contest is gonna be live from Mountain Bunker, deep in the heart of city failure. I'm your host, Dick Masterson in AK, the 20 million dollar man. Showing me as always is world touring LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer, and our two fucking dogs are now they're up, they're going down. Yeah, running up and down the stairs, chasing each other, jumping over the couch,

peeling out on the fucking, on the floor, on the slick floor. All George had to do was listen to you about funding, how to, how to, how to, how to monetize even behind us. Then he can say, fuck you. But you started dating my ex, fuck you. You're a piece of shit. He could have said all that,

but he could have taken the idea and made a shit ton of money. I always said we have to have arguments on the show. Yeah. I told Vita that in the beginning of our show, he was asking me off the show, I was like, hey, if you got anything bad, you gotta ask on the show. That's the show.

That's what people want. They want like intimate drama, decisions. They want to see people make mistakes and learn things. It makes it real. It's entertainment. It's real. That's the point of all of them. I know. People do like that. How am I makes it real. It's entertainment. It's real. And that's the point of all of that. I know people. Yeah.

People, people do like that. How am I still holding this? God, it's making me hungry. It's McNugget. It's a McNugget. I have a couple of beers. You'll, you'll bite it. I know that's why I got to get it away. If I get this thing away from me, that's what white people say. Do you know that? What? Got to get this thing away from me. When, if they had too many chips, they go, get these things away from me. Oh yeah. White people love that. Get these things away from me. Oh yeah. White people love that. They do.

Get these things away from me. They do. If you have like a white person. I have no discipline. If you ever run across a white person in blackface and you don't know and it's so good that you don't know if they're black or not, like Rachel Dolezal, you remember her?

Oh yes, yes, yes. So he was running the NAACP. Right. And doing a great job, Shocker. Yeah. Well, that's, she's not the first one. There have been chapters of the NAACP and doing a great job, shocker. Well, that's, she's not the first one. There have been chapters of the NAACP run by white people. Not doing blackface though.

No, no, no, no. Yes. I think it honestly, it sucks that what happened to her, she was hilarious. Just keep running it. It's funny. I mean, I keep doing it. Fucking, can't somebody, can Obama come in

and annoyance her? It's like, you black. Well, I mean, Biden, doing it fucking kiss somebody can't Obama come in and anoint her it's like you black Well, I mean Biden I guess that's I don't know he called her the n words as you can keep doing it You know, I don't know what's the black experience. I'm saying I don't know. I mean, I you know I mean was she doing I don't see that she was doing like any harm wasn't embezzling I don't think and that's pretty much the only thing you have to not do Harm wasn't embezzling. I don't think and that's pretty much the only thing you have to not do In those kind of child pornography. Yeah, they're running an organization right all you're doing is fundraising Yeah, the only thing you have to do is Not take the money you're fundraising. Yeah other people that's hard for some people possible hard for a lot. Yeah

I mean, it's the name you're around it You're fundraising at some point for yourself. You're like well well, why is the national advancement of African Americans getting this money instead of me? I'm not saying the other way. But it is the NAACP. I'm not saying the acronym though. Yeah. It is, it's considered outdated, that phrase, but.

Should be called the NAAAA. Well, they, the NAAAA. The NAAAA. The NAAAA. That's like a McDonald's order. Yeah. I would call it the NAA, the NAA, right? I need some people from the NCAA. Yeah. I need some CP's from the NAA. Yeah. I represent the NAA, the NAA, the National American Association for the Advancement of African Americans. Isn't that the end quintuple? You better watch your mouth.

That's racist. Isn't that the NCAA? The NCAA. I'm talking about college, obviously. You're talking about college. I'm talking about college. It's going to be like a reverse phone book. Black people organizations is like a reverse phone book.

Like a reverse graph. More A's. Yeah. You know, and it's N and then AA, AA, AA, AA, AA, but not NA. a. No. I'm no fan of N, a either guys. All right. Well, I know you would never go to an N, a meeting and N, a meeting.

Yeah. No, narcotics. No, no, maybe an A, maybe a meeting. Yeah. That's what I was saying. Got it. Right. What the hell are we talking about?

I'm hooked on the junk too, guys. Don't, don't shoot. You know, I'm not the bad guy here. Right. Right. You know, I was not the bad guy here. Right, right. You know. I was hooked on phonics for five years. Oh yeah. Maddox, he made those weird Valentine's Day cards of me

to show that- He's fucking insane. To show that I'm obsessed with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Right. That's again, perception, reality. Yeah. And then he posted it to his group of weirdos.

He'll never see it. He'll never fucking see it. That he's doing everything that he accuses everyone else of doing. It's too nuts. Dude, we gotta listen to his radio interview. He was on a radio interview and he confessed that the reason he doesn't know this,

he confessed that the reason the podcast broke up is because he found out we started dating. And he's never done that, but he slipped up and confessed it. Right. It's clearly the reason. Holy shit, it sounds like a piano is falling. Dump trucks coming down the stairs.

So then on his Facebook fan group, one of his weirdos made this one, made this, oh thank you, made this, that's gonna help. I'm sure not running up and down the stairs, but the closed balsa wood door will certainly, God, they're going nuts up there. Someone made this Valentine of Nicarcada. It's slightly less skit cell.

They put some more design elements in the colors, a little less jarring. You can tell they're like one step removed from it. Not quite skit-sell. This is a joke. Mine are skit-sell. So they've got this picture of Nick Rikata dressed as his friend Drexel, who happens to be black. Rose the red, violet, blue, defamation is only defamation

if it's not true. Right. It's funny. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. So Maddox says, this is hilarious. Mind if I post it on Twitter? I can credit your full name or a Sanchez or something. What? Grandpa?

Do you mind if I post your image on Twitter? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a JPEG. Well, he thinks he- Do you mind if I post your image on Twitter? Yeah. The fuck are you talking about? It's a JPEG. Well, he thinks he- Do you mind if I post it? I can credit you as a Sanchez or your name

or something else if you'd prefer. We'll see how morally upright he is. You know what? So he's backed himself into this corner where he can't even take a funny meme and post it without negotiating. Right, right. Yes, I would like to be credited as, da, da, da, da, da, da. Right, right.

Yes, I would like to be credited as, da da da da da da. Yeah, that's what the watermark's for you, idiot. Yeah. No, it gives a shit. There's no, you're not making any money here. You're just wasting time and posting pictures of people who are more successful than you. There's no credit.

No, he's- Credit is where money's involved, you shitwit. It's all misplaced, it's all misplaced, fucking anger. Can I have that picture of the spider back that I sent you? I just sent you a picture of a spider. Can you send it back to me? I don't want, I need to lend it to somebody else. Fucking idiot, man.

He's playing a really stupid game right now. All right, is everything okay? Just a couple of the lies that he's posted about me. He's fucking, right now, there's no point in suing him because nothing has happened. No, because nothing has happened. But he's done. Like, I mean, that's...

Honestly, I can't believe his YouTube channel's still up. That I released his content. I gave the masters to one of the people who paid for it. You guys are entitled to the Pro Tools sessions too. That's a work for hire. I was paid, you fucking idiot. Yep, and you have the same things that he has. I don't need to ask permission for the other owner

of the fucking, of the master's file the fucking... It doesn't matter if you have it, it's mine. It's mine. Those are my fucking tapes. Correct. I've seen bookin' hats. I know how that works, but you might own it, but the magic is mine. That's on the tapes. Well, in some ways, like it's like you, you know, if you write, there's publishing license

versus mechanical license, it's things like that. I know I own it. Yeah, you're the record label. I know what I'm in. You own the I know I own it. Yeah, you're the record label. You own the fixed recording, the master. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I know. So, I mean, he would be smart.

He would be smart to take any of that bullshit down that he's written about me. Because the longer that it's, well no, because he can't fucking, no, he can't admit that he's wrong. He doesn't know a fucking thing. So, you're playing fucking Russian roulette, you fucking dickhead.

If it cost me anything, it'll cost you everything. Go ahead, see how that fucking shakes out. You got a problem with shit being released? Talk to Dick, see how that goes for ya. Sue me, what's the big deal? Yeah, stupid. Take a cut of the live show game. Let me tell you something else.

For anybody who thinks they're doing him like a favor or whatever or doing a solid thing, remember this. Hey, what are you talking about? I mean, people retweeting or if anybody wants to call anybody. They want him to be harmed. Number one, everybody fucking knows this whole fucking thing.

Okay, who I'm concerned about. Number two, do you want to go to bat for a guy who is too much of a bitch to do his own fucking dirty work? He got his girlfriend a restraining order because he wouldn't fucking do it himself. Don't get something stupid on your record for this fucking mutt. They want him to fail. The people that are still in Maddox's side, they like that he's a failure because they are failures. That's why our camps split. Again, so it's all misplaced loathing.

Yeah, it's a weird phenomenon. But it happens to like famous people. It does. They get glommed don't try to get dragged down by yeah You know oh it does and then we love a comeback story, but not in this case I honestly would if Max stopped doing it this this video is Retarded if he had just started doing content like good content. I think people would have been happy to see him back Yeah, I probably not now No, that's gonna take, that's what I mean. Yeah, this one.

It's gonna have to be a hell of a hit. Yeah, I just, it's, you know, I don't know man. Maybe they'll see, you know what? When you want to jump on his side, you want to do things you want to fuck with people. When you see the end result of this in fucking 10 years, when he's fucking naked in a pet store, fucking covered in his own shit

with dried cat food around his mouth and a fucking Puggle stuck on his dick, you're gonna fucking wonder, you're gonna wonder about the wisdom of doing some of his work. You think he's got people helping him? I think he's doing it all himself. Well, no, I think he's got, oh, no, no, You think he's got people helping him? I think he's doing it all himself. Well, no, I think he's got,

oh, no, no, I think he's got people, I think he's got people who are fucking, you know, tweeting who are like, oh yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, we'll call this guy's work, we'll do shit like that. Well, I try to be very, don't fucking do it. You're gonna learn, you're gonna learn what a fucking psychopath is. I try to be very cool. A manipulator.

To the E-celebrities. Anybody who could help get the word out, I try to be extremely cruel to them. So that they'll have a bad feeling and feel bad. When they think about it, doing it, they'll not do it because they don't like that bad feeling. It's been effective so far.

Okay, good. Harley-Morganstein or whatever, that guy, he piped up a little bit so I Know who that is Epic mealtime guy. Oh, oh there's Carl. Oh, are we this late already? Jesus mind if I post this on Twitter I was ranting. Oh I was ranting but fucking be a fucking be careful what you be careful what you're fucking around with George Be careful what you're fucking around with, George. Be careful, because it's gonna become as a shock.

I keep thinking about the restraining order when he wanted to get in the courtroom, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, if I could just explain it, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, that ain't gonna happen. That ain't gonna happen. Mute them for a minute, just so we, guys, I'll be right with you.

I haven't even talked about Israel, Ukraine. What do we usually talk about? Trans things. I think I went a little too far on veto this week. This week? Yeah. Oh man. Here's something I found. Look at this. Here is the evidence. Here is the evidence.com. Did I bring this in already? No, what is this?

It's all the evidence of voter fraud, shit. Oh, god. We're really doing this. Don't you think this is good to have? No. Why? Yeah, because I don't believe any of it. But it's like... You don't believe any of these people? These are like...

It's a list of all the ones that are like successful. This was a voter fraud that was found out. This is a thing. Everything that I've invested in. You're a court case. Yeah, you could, you said they filed court cases. No, and the outcomes and some are determined, yes, there's fraud, yes, there is this.

There's always on a mass scale. Yeah. No, on a mass scale. Two. No, on a mass scale. Two million, yeah. Two million ballots. That was touched by anomalies. That doesn't mean fraud. Wait a minute, you're telling me that even,

we get contempt from you guys even for investigating? No, you can absolutely investigate that. Well, what is this then? Cyber Ninjas did the recount in Arizona. Guess how it came out? You also know that states, a lot of states have automatic recounts. If it's within a-

We don't want to re-counts, we want audits. If it's in a whatever. Well, that's different though. I know. Well, that I don't want the one you're saying. I want the one I want. I want the audit. Everything, I don't want to re-count my taxes.

I want an audit on the taxes. You can- you know what? It's all, it's- This means nothing. You hate it. You hate that it exists. No, it's not my job to fucking to teach you. It's all-

Wait a minute, voting is, this is your job. This is the only job of someone in America. The only- The information is out there. You can tell- It's the only thing that makes America what it is. It's supposed to be the voting. Of course it's your job. You can tell it's the only thing that makes America what it is. It's supposed to be the voting.

Of course it's your job. You look at who's saying what, who actually will know, who actually had their hands in it. You don't need, you don't need a single Democrat. Damn, I thought this would be working. I thought this one would be good. No. A list of voting oddities and shit.

I just have no patience anymore for anything. All right, I guess I, back to the drawing board. I'm just, there's so much bullshit out there. I'm fucking so tired of it. What if I wanted to audit where all of our, our war money was being spent and I said, it's all fake. It's all going to BlackRock. Would you believe that?

What? Who knows? I mean, who knows? I know a lot of companies get rich off our fucking military. Yeah, yeah. So I can say, am I still allowed to say that or is that? Of course you are. Look, there's voter fraud. Everything else the government is doing is bad.

There's voter fraud in 100% of elections. Okay. Now we got a widespread gathering. Some guys doing a list of it. Yeah, Right. The only the only things that I have seen that were convicted were Republicans. Good. Let's let's, you know, keep convicting. But I know what the narrative is with the voter fraud, that the government's evil.

No, it won't. They're rigging elections. 100 percent. They do it all over the world. OK. That the US government does evil stuff like this all over. They do. That's a U.S. government. Does evil stuff like this all over? They do. Banks are telling him how. It was all Trump's guys. He had all the advantages.

He had everyone. He had the DOJ. He had the post office. He had everyone. So how? Well, we were beaten by the best. So you're either incompetent or you're lying incompetent Yeah, sure so none of you talking about Trump none of his guys wait wait wait his guys could stop John

He's an idiot. What are you talking about? He also that was his there that was his narrative months before we're gonna win They'll still it I don't win they stole it. Yeah, that's true Jesus Christ I don't it's got to a point where I need it. Can I get a diet coke? Is there a tax for you? I actually don't know if we have one. Let me, let me. Mattix got me all fucking fired up. Wait a minute. Oh, Carl can't hear me. Let me see. You can't hear you. I don't know. Let me see. Well, I muted them because he should be able to hear me. I think. Can you hear us? I don't know. Maybe let me try a different channel. I unm't know. Let me see. Well, I muted them because we're talking about... He should be able to hear me, I think. Can you hear us?

I don't know. Maybe let me try a different channel. I unmuted him. I see Prankton. I heard him for a second. Me too. That's why I muted him. Yeah, and then he went away. Let me try this one. Yeah, that works.

There, microphone is on now. How about... Oh, I have mine muted there. They should probably... Okay, unmute him for a second. Let me finish that. Let me finish that argument. OK, one second. OK, this is where I'm at.

I was texting for you for a Diet Coke. Thank you. What's your backup if you don't want a Diet Coke? Mm. Can I get an iced coffee? Or iced coffee. OK. Thank you. Hmm. Can I get an iced coffee? Or iced coffee. Okay. Thank you.

So if that iced coffee comes back and it's just empty, is that going to be weird for you or are you going to be like, well, you know, whatever, I just take whatever I get. What do you mean? Must be coffee. They told me it's coffee. Please. You don't think that more black people voted for Biden is weird? Does that make you go like, more black people voted for Biden than they voted for Obama?

You don't think that's peculiar? Uh, doesn't that go, doesn't that go, you go, huh, that's peculiar? Like how many more? Like more. And how many people? Doesn't that make you go, oh, that's peculiar? It may have gotten, who knows? It may have gotten people interested in politics

once Obama was around. There may be more voting age black people around. Who knows? So who knows what? It doesn't make you go, that's odd. That's certainly peculiar. Because the first black president versus the guy who sent a lot of our fathers to prison.

Depends on the numbers. And it was an old white racist. That's peculiar. You had way more voter turnout. You know what I mean? Like it met the numbers matter. Oh, I know what you mean. So if it was like...

I know what you mean. If it was double, you're goddamn right it raises. It raises a flag flag. That's way. Double. Well, sure. What if there was more? How much is like within like a million or something?

I mean, I don't know. Even the same amount is awfully bizarre to me. I don't know about awfully bizarre. So if a bunch of football fans watch the Super Bowl, then next week there's a World badminton champions and there's all the, as many football fans watch the badminton champion, you'd go, well, gee, I wonder what, thank you.

Gee, I wonder, you know, must be something about this badminton championship for all these football fans to watch. I would go, gotta be something wrong with the rating system. That counter's gotta be fucked up. Those are two entirely different sports. Yeah. Get dogs, get out of here. Get out of here.

All right. Let me bring in, let me bring in these guys. Let me bring in these guys. Hello guys. Hey, what's up guys? What's happening guys? Hi everyone. People are going to start crying that I'm talking about election shit again. I know.

Even though it's like the most important thing ever. It's not. It's not. Your vote doesn't count. It used to. No, it didn't. It never did. Yeah, it did.

You tell it's fucking popular or rank choice. It's bullshit. Oh, okay. Rank choice doesn't work either because then you get the most mediocre person, but it's better But it's better than like the more retarded of I don't know mediocre I'll take mediocre over over over these two idiots repeal the 19th amendment And I think you have to own property in order to vote that would solve all of our problems. That's never caused any problems That's never caused any problems. Oh would solve all of our problems. That's never caused any problems.

Oh, only the people who own property can vote. Nobody's ever like overthrown fucking countries based on that. We tried that though and it didn't work. All the stupid property owners voted not have that anymore. So there must, I'm not trying the same shit again. Yeah.

I'm expecting that to work. All right. We got to just do money voting. You want to vote for a guy? Give me five bucks. All right. How much do you want to vote for him? I want to vote for 100 bucks. Can't go any work because the candidates we produce are fucking absolutely atrocious. You just take all that money that you got with voting, spend it on, give it to Israel, cut out the middleman. You know? That's funny. I'm trying to find

this clip because I think you guys are going to get a kick out of it too. Biden's explaining how all the war money is good because it's, it's, we're not giving them money. We're spending the money in Arizona and Wyoming to give them weapons. Oh God. Yeah. I knew that's what was happening. I have guys that I know that I want to give the money to and get stuff for me and not give it to Ukraine. So they can get, go ahead. McConnell admitted that it's money laundering. Didn't McConnell come out and just go, don't worry guys, this money isn't going overseas. We're just giving this right to the military industrial cap black.

That's money laundering. You shit heads. They're talking about, don't worry about it. We're laundering it. We know. That's the problem. And then they said, uh, I read this week that the average age of the conscripted soldiers in Ukraine is now, because they ran out of young, dumb guys, is now 43. I'm 43. So now this is a big problem for me.

I'm paying you to go kill guys exactly like me. This is fucking terrible. Right. There's Nazis in their 40s. This is fucking terrible. Right. There's Nazis in their 40s. And this is hitting too close to home. I do not like. Oh, that's funny. Oh, God.

Yes. Good one. Good one. Can I just point out the elephant in the room real quick? What's that? Call me names. I lost a bet out the elephant in the room real quick? What's that? Don't call me names. I lost a bet to the Reverend Bob Levy. That's why I have my hair frosted. Oh God. What a hell he couldn't even see. Yeah. I just got back from the salon. I just got this done. Wow. Wow. The stupid chief speed the bills and the fucking playoffs.

Oh man. Is there any coming in? It looks like there's no coming in. A man of his word. Not in. A man of his word. Not yet. Not yet. A man of his word. I understand dying it, but did you have to shape it in this super gay way? Is that part of the bed?

Yeah, I mean, I'm starting to chumble up a cover band, so I figured I might as well call it. I mean, I get like, if the bed is you have to dye your hair, and then Carl's like, all right, I guess I lost the bed. And he comes back, hello everybody. Look, I fulfilled my end of the bed is you have to dye your hair, then Carl's like, all right, I guess I lost the bed. And he comes back, hello everybody. Look, I fulfilled my end of the bed. Chumbawamba. At least you only have to learn one song.

That's true. It's a pretty easy thing. Yeah. So guys, have you been doing a lot of trade in creeps over there at the creep off? Things have been good. And never slows down, Dick. They're everywhere. They're everywhere.

They're everywhere, man. I got a, I got in a game that you guys might, might be interested in playing. It's called a, a voucher pedophile. It's a quote and you got to read, you got to tell me whether Vouch, who was recently discovered to have a, a Lolllly horse pornography on his computer. Oh, right, with the lolly horse porn. You gotta tell me if Valsh or a pedophile said this, or a creep said this. You guys are creep experts, right? Yeah.

Here's the first one. I'm convinced that the path to a new, better, and possible world is not capitalism. The path is socialism. Did Valsh or Petafile say that? Oh, that is a pedophile. You're correct. That's, you are the expert. Yeah, that's straight off the Nambla press.

Like that's right in the newsletter. That's in every newsletter. We want to fuck kids and not work. You can't say who the pedophile is. We're gonna be fucking children over here. Answer. I want everyone to be issued a child. I bumped them up a little bit.

It's the tinnitus or my deafness. No, no, no. I have yet to hear a compelling moral or legal argument against possessing child pornography. What do we think? Well... Is that a pedophile or did Vaus say that? Keep in mind I'm making a distinction between those two answers just for the ease of the game. Yeah. Well, that sounds

That sounds overwhelmingly one way. So then I guess I'll say I guess I'll say vouch said that vouch said that because okay guys What do you think let's go around the horn here? I'm going push. I'm saying they both said That's a good point. I'm gonna go I didn't know that we're playing into the game Vinny is That's a good point. I'm going to go with the same. I didn't know that was playing into the game. Then he is. I'm going with the same thing that Sean did and county vouchers because otherwise two out of the nose, you're all, you're all correct.

That was vouched and said that, but then Dick will, Dick will also twist that too, going like, well, I think that they're going to think that. So then it'll be like, no, it's obviously a pedophile who said that. Uh, okay. Here's one. The way I see it, the age of consent exists out of respect for the numerous power imbalances older people have over younger people. As those imbalances are redressed to the advent of socialism, the age of consent should be lowered.

What do we think about that one? Let me think. Wait, I have some theme music here, I think, that I can... Yeah, alright. What do we think? Sean, what's your answer for that one? The age of consent should therefore be lowered. You threw a therefore in there. See, I don't know Vouch.

Well, do you know all the pedophiles in the world? I do not. I do not. So, I don't know how, you know, how people talk. Yeah. I'll go Vash. What the hell? You'll go Vash.

Okay, Carl. Having no knowledge. I gotta go pedophiles on that. Heddo for K. Yeah. The big K-man. I'm going pedophiles because no joke. They talk about socialism a lot.

I didn't realize that. Oh, really? I mean, I know that. Yeah. See, that's how you know that I don't know. See, me, a conservative libertarian always talks about like the structure of election integrity. Yes. Socialists are always talking about age of consent. Yeah.

Two very different types of people. Only socialists talking about the age of consent. Lowering it. Sorry, lowering it. Okay. That was vowsh was that was the correct. Oh, I guessed right. Got it. Let me give you a ding here. I get a ding? Yeah, one more is, I really like horse dick. What do you think about that one? This is a real quote.

This is a real quote. Too easy. Could be a pedophile or Vouch. Who do you think said that? Again, I'm gonna play against type and say it's a pedophile, even though Valsh, you know. Okay. What about you, you fellas?

I got to go Valsh because I don't think pedophiles like horse deck. I think they're like tiny little pedicets. How old is the horse? Oh, good point. Is it a Shetland pony? Is they younger because they're smaller? Is that the Lolli of horse? Well, they're just a very small beastie, Alan.

Very small. Is that younger because they're smaller? Is that the Lolli? Well, they're just a very small beast. The Alanis? Very small. I did look up that the average life of a horse is like 25 and they're no good after like 12. So the horse is also underage in the Lolli horse pornography. Does that answer your question, Vinny? I'm gonna go with the Lolli then.

Valsh, you are one for Vinny and one for Sean. You guys are the winners of that one. I said Vouch. Oh, you did? Yeah. So it was right on the nose as it, as it appeared. Okay. Okay.

Anyway, that was my game. It was a good game. It's a hot victory. Sure. What do you guys think of that? I liked it. I paid a hundred bucks for that game. Vinny actually, Vinny bought a game for you today, Dick.

Oh, okay. That actually works out very well. I did. I feel like I have a case for Judge Dick. Okay. I want you to tell me, if you were the judge in this case, how you would rule. That's what I really want to know. I want to see if you are going to think along the lines of a district court judge in Detroit,

Michigan, is what I want to find out. Okay. They're pretty strict in Detroit. You know, they run a tight ship. That's why the city's flourishing and so prosperous. So you've been to Detroit a while. Okay. It's the bread basket of America. Isn't it? It's a manufacturing hub. Detroit, what you could, you could have predicted what happened to Detroit decades ago when the auto

industry started. It was built on a single industry for, it was declining for like 60 years. It's pretty, pretty easy prediction. I live in a place where photography was our entire, I know you have codec, right? We didn't even know that digital cameras existed until like 2002. We were like, what the fuck? You don't want film anymore? Shit.

Right. So I have bad news for you. Predicting things like that is very racist. So I don't do any predicting anymore. All right. I'm talking about the auto industry. Hey, I'm talking. Everybody works for the auto industry or did there.

I'm talking about it. Any noticing at all? I don't, I'm like, good. I don't see, I don't see how. Colonel Clink or whatever that guy's. I don't see nothing. I don't know. Oh, I see nothing. I see nothing. I'm making all. I don't, I'm like, God, I don't see, I don't see how I don't clink or whatever that guy. I don't see nothing. I don't know. Oh, I see, I see nothing. I see nothing. I'm making a reference. I don't know for people who don't even know what I'm talking about. All right.

I know the reference. I don't know where it's from. Hogan's heroes. Wow. I don't think I've seen one episode ever. All right. You guys, do your, do the game. I'm going to give you the pertinent information on this case and you guys tell me what you think the judge ended up doing The plaintiffs are uh, this is a civil case mind you not a criminal case Brianna Kingsley she's 40 She filed a small claims petition against her ex William Wojcowski

he's 37 years old and she uh Put in a complaint on a handwritten affidavit requesting the return of her quote, human remains specimen in addition to $6,500 in damages. The complaint states the following, that William Wajowski retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in a mason jar that I kept in the refrigerator next to the eggs. We're talking about my nuts.

I wanted them in my fridge, not his. These are quotes from the document. Yeah, you probably shouldn't refer to your testicles as nuts if you want the judge to take you seriously about it. I want to, Carl, women can do whatever they want When it comes to women's testicles they are in complete control of their own bodies Good point. All right Now watchowski meanwhile said he'd already tossed out the testicles. Yeah, I'll a counter claim for the same amount

Claiming that he has been humiliated by the coverage of this quote, nutty case. No, he didn't say that. Did he really say that? The Detroit News said that. Artistic license, got it. Yeah. He said that this is a humiliated him, that he is having to deal with all this. And so he put in the counter claim. Now, here's some more information. He told the judge that he tossed out the testicles in July, quote, they were rotting in my fridge. And it was disgusting. Oh, God. Yeah. I've got food in there. I wanted to eat. He said she didn't keep them a bio hazard container

like she was supposed to. Can I just mention the crazy part about this? The cocktail onions. I thought I did. They went into the fridge in January. He waited until July to throw them out. What were they, a conversation starter? Why were they in there for seven months? No, she has no case. Like, I mean, like it's, if you leave, like you,

if she had time to get them out and put them somewhere else, like no fucking sympathy. There's no way that they... Well, hold on though, Sean, because remember they're both countersuing each other. So we got to figure out what's happening here. What if I told you that Brianna had a good reason to keep her testicles in the refrigerator in a mason jar?

I would want to hear it. Right. Okay. Here's what she said. She said, because I deal with trauma with comedy. Just like Shakespeare did. Yeah. And Shakespeare said, don't bring me to this shit.

That's a quote. That's a good argument. I deal with trauma with comedy. I don't bring me to the shit. That's a quote. That's a good argument. I deal with trauma. I don't think the lady is nuts. Is that what he Shakespeare said about it? Yeah. She deals with the trauma. Who thinks thou doth protest these nuts?

She's dealing with the trauma of having her balls cut off by keeping them in the fridge as a joke. In a mason jar, yeah. It's humor. Yeah, but that's... Get it? Is the kind of joke a woman would make, isn't it? Well, I don't know.

I don't know. I've never heard one. I've never heard a woman actually make a joke before. Me either. Chrissy Mayer is always threatening to, and I still... Well, keep an eye on her. Let's know if there's are on. Let's go. Let me know.

I got an alert system on my phone. It's supposed to wake me up if Chrisie makes a joke. I go, Oh, is that a feather? Ebony alert? Oh no, it's a ginger alert. So it hasn't happened. I'm just joking. Have you seen that Ebony alert?

Have you guys seen that? No. You haven't seen the ebony alert? They took black people off of the amber alert system and they gave them their own alert system called ebony alert. So now if a black girl gets kidnapped, it says ebony alert. Ebony alert. And it's always black people. I'm serious. They really did this. They segregated the fucking child kidnapping system. Is it a, well, is it a state system? Does every state have their own? Like, do they? Probably only California. Do they do it in California? Yeah.

I got an Amber alert the other day, but I have not ever seen an Ebeni alert. That's the important one, by the way. Well, you know, like- The Ebeni ones only work in February too. Like, you know, once a year, that is good. Well, you know, like the news coverage, why would the, why would the ebony alert work? You know, it's not covered on the news, you know, that kind of stuff like that. They're always saying like, you don't care, but no one cares about black people.

We got a whole system where if something bad happens to black people, we're gonna say it's black people. Definitely. Right. Just say how your house is on fire alert. That's a better. Sure. Okay. Um, sorry, say, your house is on fire alert. That's a better- Sure, okay. Um, sorry, I interrupted your, uh, the nuts. I don't feel interrupted. I don't feel interrupted. But I do want to point out that after they broke up,

here's some pertinent information. William was granted a restraining order against Brianna. Apparently, Brianna has a history of being a bad roommate, folks. I'm not holding this funny. She pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and resendance to two months in the slammer after she pulled a knife on her then roommate, also a trans woman on Christmas. Oh, trans violence. This mess with all the stats.

All kinds of female rape is popping up now. There's only one trans,? Yes on earth. No Yes, dick on earth in the Bible so it's like the first woman was oh, I hope they did yeah probably God is trans and stuff right? Yeah, there's one trans She left her balls in the fridge as a joke There's one trans, she left her balls in the fridge as a joke. And the guy threw him away. And now she's suing him in an attempt to...

Cause she has no comedy material left. Yeah. She never wrote a second joke. She needed... Throw her jokes out. Well, she wants her balls back. She's the chumbawamba of joke tellers. She had the opportunity to go back to the property

after he filed this restraining order. And she removed her personal items, but she left the testicles. Right. That's where she loses. She was trying to castanza her hair back in. Yeah, right. Leave the balls behind.

Yep. So if you're the judge, who wins here? Yes. That's the question. I would throw everyone in prison if I was the judge. But aren't there two suits? I mean, yes, they're going in prison and the lawyers are going into prison

and I'm taking his balls and putting them on her. I'm gonna Solomon it. You got two balls, cutting one ball off, putting it on her. That's it, case dismissed. Solomon, yeah. I like it. Ball Solomon. Well, the papers would love it

because they'd have the headline. Dick Masterson, testicle Solomon, rules in court. She's suing for him throwing out her balls. Yes. He's suing for just embarrassment, like defamation type stuff. Cause everyone now knows that he's, he was banging a trans woman.

Yeah. Right. But he can't say that. Anybody who ever came to his house that he made lunch for. Yeah, it would be a trans woman. Yeah. Right. But he can't say that. Anybody who ever came to his house that he made lunch for, he had to be upset for it. That's embarrassing. Well, I think we should all do this.

Like let's get some fake balls, like the pet rock of our generation, fake freezer balls. Oh, I think they... We just have like a lunch thing in there and people come over like, what's that thing in there? Like, oh, that's my old roommate's balls.

Hey, remember when they used to put like fake flies at ice cubes? Yes. Exactly. Just drop that in someone's drink. Spencer's still around. Someone get Spencer's gifts on the phone. But what are they doing with all these testicles that are getting cut off? I mean, we have to make fake balls.

We can get real testicles. I'm assuming the doctors play hacky sack. Probably. That's what I mean. They can make another revenue stream from us. Maybe, maybe. Well, I have to think she loses. I don't know about whether he wins that or not.

How embarrassed did he get? What's his, you know? I don't know, if I'm him right now, I'm pretty red. My face is pretty red. I mean, but how much can he show, you know, in court? Like how much can he impact him? know, like how much they gave it to her? I think she loses. I don't think she has a good news. Good news folks. Stanley prevailed. The judge told him both to get the fuck out.

Probably the same judge that Maddox had who's racist. The judge was like, how the fuck am I supposed to put a value on your testicles? You're rotting testicles over in a fridge. And then he also pointed out, and this was my favorite part. He's the judge cited that she had mentioned that her surgery was at the Henry Ford Hospital in March 2022 and cost $20,000. And that the state covered the charge

because she's disabled. He was like, you're not gonna gain anything off of more than you've already gained off of the system, ma'am. Yeah, right. I would argue that the system kind of did him dirty. I would agree. Solid point. I would agree. These people are looking for a TLC show, right?

That's why this whole thing exists. They're probably like a hoot. Yeah, could be. Cause I would watch this TV show. Right. My rotting nuts. Yeah. Where's my balls?

Yeah. You go to like- There's all kinds of names. Every trans person and ask them how they treat their balls now that they got them chopped off. What percentage of trans people do you think keep them? Keep them. Right.

It could be like ball hoarders, the show. I don't know, maybe, right? Ball hoarders. What are you doing with all these testicles? You're not even using the ones you have. And you're growing up getting more? I'm gonna use them someday. I just wanna keep them safe.

Trans people are very attached to their testicles. I'll bet it's under, not literally. I'll bet it's under 10%. 10% you think people? Not literally. Yeah. I'll bet it's under, literally. I'll bet it's under 10%. 10% you think? Not that literally. Yeah. I'm emotionally attached. I think most people, if they don't want them,

then they really don't want them. But yeah, I mean, do women keep their tits when they get a mastectomy or whatever? I don't think so. We can ask Sutter and John Sun. Oh, I don't know about Sutter and John Sun. Yeah, Sutter and John is a trans son. Oh, oh, I don't know about Southern John. Yeah. So, Southern John is a trans son.

Oh, what? Gotcha. Oh, yeah. He just made an announcement, Dick, that he's no longer upset when you make fun of his kids. That's why I'm bringing this up. Oh, who's making fun of his kids? Yeah, you're right. I don't know if I'd make fun of his kids.

I would definitely not. Now I lose my bank account. I am shocked that he got laid, but. Stuttering job? Yeah. I guess he cut up. He was in a Howard Stern show. The kid is exactly as old as the last time

he was on Howard Stern. That's funny. What a brave announcement. So he threw his kids out into the crossfire at the pro of nothing, I guess. Hey everybody, I just want to have an announcement to make. I no longer am bothered if you make fun of my kids. What?

I have had it. Well, I'll tell you why this whole thing came about. He was in Atlantic City this past weekend, and a whole bunch of people who are fans of this show, and his show, and whatever is going on, were all met in this place. And this guy, Rocco, who we know from Colorado, did the Stuttering Johnny interview thing.

You know, Johnny's up to celebrities and asking crazy questions. So he brings him in, he's got his phone out. John thinks they're taking a selfie, but he's actually video. Oh, great trick. He asks Johnny, he goes, has your son ever queefed in your face? Oh my God.

And John wanted to fight everyone. He's like, let's go outside and fight everyone. So then he realized that he's battling the internet. And he's like, you know what? Never mind, you can make fun of my kids. I don't care anymore. They're not making fun of your kids, you idiot. They're making fun of you.

Correct. Yes. God. That's an amazing question. Yeah, I'll send you the video. It's fantastic. Oh my God. It's so wild. It's fantastic. Oh my God. It's so wild.

It's such a heavy-handed way to try to create a relationship with your kids, because that's what I think this is. So like, he'll go back to his kids and go, hey, they will make it fun to you, but I defended you. Right. Your daddy's got you. This guy asked if you'd ever queefed in my face and I want you to let you know that you can.

I would never let that happen. Does he not have a relationship with his kids or not? It's speculated that he does it, although he claims that he does. He did make the statement just a couple of weeks ago, I'm not making this up. Someone asked if his son had a penis. I don't even know how that works.

Like I think they take something from your arm or something. I don't know how they do that. But he literally said, my son is happy with his vagina. Well, yeah. So that's how we know. These are just sentences that I just never really thought I would hear in my lifetime, you know? Really?

Yeah. I mean, Oh, you're going to hear some more even crazier stuff, Sean. I know. I know. You have a 10 years, Sean, 10 years, buddy. I'll be dead. Do you think the Neo-Vaginers havers

are happier than the Neo-Penis havers? Oh, interesting question. I would think so. Yeah, I would think so too. It's probably easier. His guys can talk themselves into light. Like, if a guy goes, blows a bunch of money on a car that he doesn't need, he brings it home,

or, you know, a toy or whatever. He's like, yeah, it's awesome. I'm gonna use it every day. Right. Like, He brings it home or, you know, the toy or whatever. He's like, yeah, it's awesome. I'm going to use it every day. Right. Like this is my new life, you know, right? But contrary wise, women are never happy about anything. So I would think, you know, they're like, well, it's a nice penis, but it's not big enough. Yeah. And like, the giants is still like not there for making the penises, right? I don't think it works either way. But also easier to dig a hole to build a bridge, Carl. But I agree.

And what, what do you say to science? What do you, what exactly do you mean by that? Right. Just based on what, what Dick was just saying there, a woman never goes out and buys one pair of shoes, then is happy for the rest of her life. Exactly. Exactly. You have to keep collecting more and more and more.

So you got to imagine like that solid detachable penis. Mm-hmm. Women are probably like, try not different penises with different outfits before they go out. They'd probably be happier like that. I would. I got like a vacuum lock. It's just.

Sounds amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Ugh. OK. Do you have any other stories fitting? From the James Dean Collection, we have these five fetuses. Smooth.

I'm interested in these. Eco-friendly and sustainable. Right. That's good selling points. Do you prefer a full harness or Velcro, ma'am? What do you prefer? All right. I got two more stories for you guys. One of my favorite things that we come across are the people who try to use technology to be perverts and fail at it. Yes.

They're my favorite. So I'm gonna tell you a great story out of Houston, Texas. A guy named Pierre Holt, he's 32 years old. He works inside of a store. They did not name the store here. So I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I have a pretty good idea. February 10th, a woman goes into the restroom inside of said

store and apparently has some trouble flushing. She's on keto or something. She's got in the fucking flush. That's not in the article. I didn't want to point out. I'm speculating. It's trouble flushing. Yeah, well, that's the issue.

She can't get the turd down. She's upset. And so she doesn't want to go tell anybody. But what she decides to do is she sees that there's a pen inside of the bathroom. And what I'm guessing is you ever go to a shitty place where they have like the clipboard on the wall is like, I clean the bathroom every hour.

Yes. There's a pen hanging from it. So she goes to leave a note. And as she's looking at the pen, ladies and gentlemen, she goes to leave a note. And as she's looking at the pen, ladies and gentlemen, she realizes it's a camera. Whoa. Wait, the pen was a camera?

Yes. Yes. It was a recording device. Oh. No. When the woman realized that she was that this thing was, this thing was that exact wasn't actually a pen. She took it outside of the bathroom but she's holding it up and the clerk sees that she has holding up his camera pen. God.

This guy Pierre Holt realizes, oh shit, the gig is up. So he goes and tries to grab the pen from her. And she fucking bobs and weaves. She gets out of there with the pen and calls the police. And guess what happens, folks? When the cops show up, they found videos of at least 100 different people using this bathroom, this public bathroom inside of what I'm guessing

is a shitty place that has to have the thing on the wall that you have to clean it every hour. But not only that, this guy Pierre Holt made the cardinal mistake of the hidden camera. And this gets so many of these people caught, Dick. They always have the one video. If you go on to the scroll of all the videos, you go to video 0001. Oh no.

It's always the fucking guy trying to adjust the camera if you get the right angle. Oh my God. Dude, yeah. Whenever I read these articles, I'm always like, I'd be such a better pervert than all these idiots. All right, got it. It's the most funner in there. You guys need to write like an anarchist cookbook,

but for perverts. Yes. You know, like how to make bombs with paraffin wax, but like this is how you put the, this is the best camera, this is the best place, this is the story to tell and for God's sake, delete the image of you aligning it with the woman's privates.

And Dick, I do give advice on the show, on the creep off all the time. And one of the things I always tell people is it's not deleted until it's written over. People don't realize this. They think that they just delete stuff and it's gone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They get rid of that hard drive, they find everything.

It's still there. Yeah, yeah. Good point. Mm-hmm. No. Sound advice from your buddy, Carl. Especially with child porn. You got to write over that twice, right, Carl? Right.

Yes. A lot of wedding photos, a lot of videos of cats. Straight pornography. Oh, yeah. Straight pornography. Oh, man. That's good stuff. Loaded. I don't know where to find it, but man if I did I would oh my gosh those mills That's what I've been to over women

I got into watching strangers poop in and all these whatever the well I looked up this pen on Amazon this says right on there not for recording people shitting Apparently they they must have an update on it because it works. This guy has some good footage. How many creeps are happening, like any given the day? What percentage of us are creeps from your guys's, you know, research? One in 100. A lot more than 10.

It's more than I care to know, Jake. I don't even want to think about it. Everybody's got their fucking creepy thing. Well, I'll tell you this. I'll give you an example. I'm holding right here a letter that I received from a fan of WATP who's in prison because he murdered his girlfriend and left her in his basement for seven months

and the smell got so bad the neighbors discovered it. That guy wrote to you? He writes about it. What did he say? Give it me money. Oh, dude. So he goes through how lonely he is and how bored he is. And he goes through all the stuff and like what, what, he doesn't have access to the

internet, but he has access to some podcasts and stuff like that. But mostly it's here's how you can give me money. Here's how you can fund my account. Here's what I want to spend the money on. Please send me pictures of your wife naked. Yes. And a lot of you watch pictures of our review girls. Yeah, updates on that shit.

Is there any way to make sure he's in there for longer? Yeah. He left us in the basement for seven months. Can we send him some cocaine or something? Like, whoop, he asked for it, I don't know. He should've sent him some. That's crazy. He needs some febrize.

I feel like he's going to be in there for a while because this happened during COVID, like in the 2020, and he hasn't been sentenced yet or tried. Right. He's still just a lockup. Oh, wow. Wow. Which I'm good with actually. So coming out, I mean, I support the right. Us were fine. The girlfriend. Well, yeah, I don't support it, but, you know, it's not my, it's not my top 10 issue.

Guys, turn their girlfriends, right? Okay. I always say the problem is, is leaving it in the basement. Right. You're bothering your neighbors and stuff. That's what I'm talking about. Yes. Wow. That's cool. What a nice piece of memorabilia for you. Someone actually sent me, actually, uh, Mike Boudet from certain scale sent me over the video footage of the police going to this guy's apartment when the body was discovered and The police officer walks right up and this guy's sister is sitting there and he's like all right

I'm gonna go check out the crime scene in the basement. She goes. Yeah, if you want, I wouldn't The cop goes, let's get a detective. Yeah. The cop completely pussy nodded. He's like, I never mind. It actually sounds pretty gruesome. Okay. Yeah. You were right about that.

So funny. Man. Did you guys see the cop where an acorn fell on his car? No. I want to watch his son show tomorrow. Do you think he was going to shut up? Oh yeah. we have to. Please, please let's watch it.

I do know what you're talking about. He went out like 20 rounds or something, right? Oh my God. A total mag dump. Diving for cover. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, wild like fucking Yosemite Sam. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

That is fucking hilarious. I believe he yelled, shots fired, shots fired. And he yelled, I'm hit at 1.2. If you're doing it for your show, you guys can save it. We'll watch it after you guys go away. Oh, it's the greatest cop cam video ever, Carl. You got it. Okay. Yeah. I did see some of that on Twitter actually.

Okay. What's the next? All right. I got one more story for you guys. And this story is about a lawyer from Texas everybody He's 39 years old and his name is Mason Herring and he takes family planning very seriously So he's fun, what is it with these guys? He pleaded guilty to a serious crime of injury to a child an assault on a pregnant person as part of a plea agreement. Now he did face the initial charge, which was more serious of assault to induce abortion is what he was going to be charged. You know, he's a lawyer. He was able to plead it down.

So here's where it started. He probably farted against a, I was warning her about the stairs. That's what I was doing. And I slipped. This is what can happen. So in March, 2020, Maybe he's come from the toilet, so I thought it would be happier with his friends. Oh my God.

I was testing the fetus's durability. Yeah. Sorry. When you get done with the banana, where do you put the peel? Because we just put it at the top of the stairs. I don't know. That's how I grew up. I don't know.

It's a cultural thing. You're Protestant. I'm Baptist. You don't know. It's a cultural thing. You're Protestant. I'm Baptist. You don't get it. Listen, I forget to put my roller skates away. It happens. What do you want me to do? I was playing with marbles.

What do you want? It spilled all over. Dude, I hope it's like home alone and he's got paint cans on string. Welcome to Planned Parenthood, you filthy animal. There's a bull in the house. Mr. McGoo abortion. Mr. McGoo abortion. Mr. McGoo abortion. There's a bull in the house. It's like, what?

Oh, how good. Mr. McGuru abortion. Yeah. I just don't understand why people don't find these funny stories funny. I just don't get it. It's like, we're the assholes. I know. So Mark, you should keep that die job, Carl.

Oh yeah, I do like it. Yeah, you look two or three months younger. It makes him look like dude. I was, I was telling my stylist today. I'm getting like a pork pie. Um, hat or something. I gotta become a ham pie. Yeah. What are those like hipster hats that the guys wear? I gotta do something different. Yeah. I'm hiding the shit. How long will it last? Have you thought about just chopping your own head off? Yeah, every day. Oh God. Okay, let's get back to Mr. Herring for a second.

They went on vacation five days in West Texas with their kids during the trip. Miss Herring, the wife, Christie, said her husband told her that she needed to drink more water to stay hydrated after all. Hydration is fun. She's expecting. Yeah.

And on March 17th, after the couple returned to Houston from their trip, Miss Herring said her husband brought her breakfast and a cup of water. By that time. I'm talking about this big. But I like it. She was with breakfast. You'll drink water.

Now here's what's so suspect about this. Ms. Herring said that her husband had asked for a separation and that they were not living together. But yet he was still showing up to bring her breakfast and a glass of water. What an idiot. That's suspect. Yeah, it felt really weird, she said.

Woman alert. Yeah. Woman alert. Okay, all right. She goes, it felt really weird, she said. Woman alert. Yeah. Woman alert. All right. She goes, it was weird. He's had it for separation. So that's suspect, but black people voting more for Biden than Obama.

You're fine with that. OK. Just, please. Different gays, man. Different gays. What do you love? Investigate voting. Who for?

Old racist white man that made a super criminal bill. I think it's more an indictment on Trump, perhaps. Oh, yeah. Black people hate a fucking fat billionaire acting like a jackass. They really hate that. All I'm saying is every time Dick brings something in, I go look into it, and it's always bullshit. What did I give you that site and you're like, this is trash.

I didn't make that site. In the worst possible, in the dumbest possible way. And I know it took me a while to figure out what was happening. What? It's because, it's because you're not finding these things. I got a Vinny sends them to me. No, people.

I do. The dumbest listeners we have send in stuff. Can I ask a quick question, Sean? Sure. Dan and Sean, do you use Google? Mm-hmm. Okay, that's the answer right there. Yes.

The thing that no one knows, and I'm being serious right now, is that the censorship is being censored. No one knows that censorship is happening everywhere, because it's being censored that we're censoring everything. I'm not even, I'm not joking with you. You look shit up on Google, they will give you every result that matches the mainstream narrative. Yeah. You can't find the real information. That's true. You know that's true. No, no, you have to prove, you gotta show me that. That's what... Show you what? The stuff that doesn't exist? That's what I mean. Like, it's like, oh, it doesn't,

it doesn't exist. You've got it. there's, you look like a guy like, people can't keep a phone call a secret, let alone, like people leak this stuff when it's like, no, they're totally. They can't even keep a lab leak a secret. I know it's crazy, isn't it? What's that? Amazing.

You can't even keep a lab leak a secret. It's amazing, right? That's true. You can't just don't believe it though. You can't keep anything a secret. Like believe me, it will get out there. It will get out there. People like you go, that's fake.

That's wrong. Yeah. It's out there all the time. How's Trump owe that bitch money for raping? He's a quack, everything died. Oh, I don't know about that. No, it's, look, it's, ah. You can argue that the frogs aren't gay, Sean.

Are you going to tell me the frogs aren't gay? I got you there. There's plenty of info out there from the people who are directly involved in whatever you want to talk about. Robin is the only... It's like Muppet with another Muppet's hand up his ass. Here's why this is debunked. Here's why this didn't happen.

Like this like, Sean, you're debunking me. I'm not trying to. You're debunking me. Okay, what's that? Yes, and see how you do it. I know, trying to. Stop debunking me. Okay, what's that? Yes, and see is how you do a podcast. I know, I know. But see, I'm riled up today because I've got, I'm riled up.

I was a Maddox. George riles me up. Did Maddox win your biggest creep of the universe award? Yeah, we need to talk about that. Yeah, he's in the Hall of Fame. He's going to the creep off Hall of Fame. He's going to be in there with such great names as Pamperechu, Chris Chan. Yeah. Maddox, Vince McMahon, Vince McMahon,

Crystalia, Crystalia, Ezra Miller. He's going in the hall, baby. Yes. Wow. And would love for you guys to join us for that episode if you're into it. Yeah, definitely. Sean more riled up. Oh, what the fuck? It's asking me to extend the call. Get the fuck out of here. If you upgraded your call will be expended.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, come on. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great. Oh yeah. That'd be great. Yes.

Please. Yeah. That'd be fun. He made Maddox made a four hour, five year insane magnum opus about, um, three people he wishes he could fuck right now. Right? Two of his ex-girlfriends and me. Yeah.

It's the most creepiest thing possible. Just full of lies and he thinks if he phrases things in a clever way and uses specific words then he's free and clear and the law goes, no, we know what you're doing. Nice try. Well, he also talks about how often he's brought up on the dick show during a certain period of time without explaining that there was a $20 million loss. So he's just like, and this guy's obsessed with me. He's talking about me in every episode.

I was like, yeah, you're actively suing me for $20 million. You're not finding new ways to shit your pants every week. Right. And they're talking about it nonstop just because I was finding new ways to shit in my pants every week. Yeah. What the fuck? Anyway, so this guy wants his wife to have an abortion is that what we're talking about?

Yeah. We were. Uh-oh. No, he's got a, he's got a like a 20 year old, you know, bedside alarm going off for some reason. Oh, weird. Hey, Sean, fire act about the Hall of Fame vote. We put it out there for the listeners.

If the people who support our Patreon, we let them make nominations. And someone nominated Maddox. So we put him into the vote and the other people that he was up against were Uday Hussein. And who's the British pedophile? What was his name? Jimmy Savile. Yeah, Jimmy Savile. He beat out Uday Hussein and Jimmy Savile to make it a creep off all the time.

He's creepier. He's worse. We're not kids, so Savile. I'll have dinner with him. I don't care. I'll go have a beer with him. I'm not getting raped. He's dead now, but...

I'll still go have a beer with him. You know what? I'm a nice guy. Sure dead or not dig his ass up Let's go out. Long as he pays All right, I don't know what to say to that for dinner that is yeah Fuck so okay, this woman drinks the water guys. Yeah, he brings her the water. It's a little cloudy, but she drinks it She bet she's cloudy. She thought a little cloudy, but she drinks it. She's cloudy. She thought it was calm, so she was into it.

She says it doesn't taste your grade. He's like, nope, chug it. You need the water. Chug it is the quality. Oh God. It's really dehydrated. So she ends up going to the hospital for painful crabs, bouts of diarrhea, and bleeding,

according to the complaint. Later that day. It sounds like a red herring. her name, you know, yeah, but it's not. And you know what? He's like, it's because you're not drinking enough of this stuff. You need to be more hydrated. I want to make sure our baby's okay. Wink. I brought our own IV from home. Yeah.

You don't have to shitty hospital IV. Right. Right. So every fucking day this guy's coming over here, trying to get her to drink stuff and she's so suspicious She's not drinking it She puts she's a camera and she notices that one day when he's there He cleans up a bunch of stuff in the kitchen and takes the garbage out now Odd this to her was it the kids was the biggest red flag in the world Yeah, that's odd this motherfucker never does any chores is her point.

So she goes out and digs through the garbage and finds a label for this drug. It's a Mexican version of an American drug that contains mysoprostal. It's the main ingredient and it causes cramping bleeding and it's used to induce medical abortions Wow, so he went to a Mexican pharmacy got it brought it back and was dosing his wife with it because he didn't want to have another baby Because he was getting divorced now the worst part about this is she still had the kid

Wildly fucked up And now the kid is wildly fucked up. Oh no. Really? Yeah. Ten weeks premature and had to spend 117 days during the first nine months of her life in the hospital. They said the daughter's 18 months old now and has developmental delays that have required her to get special treatment and therapies.

And she goes to therapy eight times a week. Did you see that in the article? Seems excessive. That sounds like a Beatles song. Who does anything eight times a week? She must be a great lay. Well, she's 18 months old guys. Well, you know, eventually. I kind of fell for this guy babe because I actually thought about doing this once. I tried something similar back in the day. With Ozympic? You tried to roofie a date with Ozympic?

No. It's happening a lot. This is fucking outrageous. No, man. I had a pregnancy scare a long, long, long, long time ago, and I was like, Oh, shit. What do I do? And all I was thinking was like pop rocks and coke. That's what the shit happened. Oh Jesus. I mean, that word, I doesn't. I'm sure that it doesn't. It doesn't just ruin the shirt.

Well, you know, I like a plan. Just get some hyper. It's a sympathetic plan. We like procedural, you know, dramas. You read the blonde horror, I mean, there's all of those. Oh God. Now he's got a little retarded kid.

Oh man. So if you enjoy stories like this and like to laugh at things, that's fucked up creep off.com please. The creep off.com we do it every Monday, one PM Eastern time on the creep off channel. And I'm the who are these podcasts YouTube channel as well. But the real thing I want to talk to you guys about aside from the creep off that that silly thing that we do

is the live show in Largo, Florida, just outside of Tampa and water. March 22nd at the Central Park performing arts center. We will be there producer Chris, trucker Andy, me, Vinny, Lucy type box, Jenny, Jingles, Dr. Steve, Cardiff, Electric, Top Lobster, Tuki. Dr. Steve's gonna be there. What's that? They have a cast of characters like this? Yeah, they do. Wow.

And also the Revenge of the Sys guys, Royce and Merch are going to be there. So WTPLive.com, you can get your tickets to come see us March 22nd. It's going to be a blast. We're going to be there all weekend. So, yeah, hanging out. I saw you playing the reason that I'm not going on your cringe of the week show that yeah, cause I have the, I'm going to the national puzzling championships. Oh, that's that.

My girlfriend and I are a team in the national puzzling championships. What? Which is actually cool, but you were making fun of it. No, I didn't know what's up with that. I didn't know what's up with that. I was like, spin it to Vinny cause Vinny is looking that face. Like he doesn't think it's that cool either. Vinny, it's a, first of all, it's a sport and it's a, it's a competition of puzzlers to do the fastest puzzle.

So what? They put the same puzzle in front of everybody and whoever gets it done the fastest wins. Yeah. It's all basically the coolest people from around the country who are the best puzzlers in there. It's basically like Kung Fu fighting, you know, where the best of the best meetup, like like blood sport or Mortal Kombat. So it's basically words with friends,

but you're meeting in person, not doing that your phone is what you're saying. You're playing a word. No, it's lame other than that. They're putting pictures of kittens together fast. Oh, that's probably a sun stress be I hope there are pictures of kittens That would be fantastic. What I don't want is like a cherry blossom festival. That would be horrible All their actual puzzles, yeah

Like logic puzzles no, I can't do that It's a 500 piece challenging. No, that's way too dirty. Kyle, it's a 500-piece puzzling, national puzzling world championships for doing fast at a puzzle, a 500-piece puzzle. You're missing W-A-T-P-R-O-T-C live to put a puzzle together. Hey, listen, do you know what you need to partner? Because I wouldn't rather do that. Sean, what do you say, buddy? No, it's very hard to get into.

It's very hard to get into. What's that? It's very hard to get into. You can't, there's no tickets, and you can't spectate. It is streaming though, so if you watch the stream, you might see us dominate. Oh, I'm going to be so loaded on every stimulant known to fucking man. I'm talking Adderall, cocaine, Adrena Chrome, everything. Dude, I don't care what drugs you're doing. I will have a fetus arm. I don't care what drugs you're doing,

that event's gayer than my hair. We watched last year's and the first thing I saw was a very gay guy who's pretending to be straight and has a wife with a, with a gold Mickey mouse ears. And I thought, oh yeah, this is gonna be. Anyway, whtblive.com or whoarethese dot com you can take it to our show or the second or the puzzling champions already watched me puzzling

Dude, we just put up the stream Open our puzzle and just throw it Right? That's it. Oh wow, oh I win. Oh dude. Do you know how many piece puzzles? 500. 500, yeah.

I'd be slapping the pieces all over the place, making a big mess and just like acting like I'm trying to defuse a bomb. When's the last time you did a puzzle? Not, I don't know. For me it was during the pandemic because my wife and I were just cooped up in the house and we had nowhere to go. Yeah.

So we started to do puzzles, but it was never like, let's see how fast we can do it. It was just like a thing like, you know, find a piece every couple of days. A little bit amateur at puzzles. That's why you don't, that's why you don't get it. No, see, like 80s girl does puzzles. My sister-in-law does puzzles. Like, and I just good women do puzzle. You got to get yourself a woman that does puzzles. Oh man. Those hands busy. Yeah. Can't be shopping. If they're puzz just, good women do puzzle. You got to get yourself a woman that does puzzles. Oh man, those hands busy. Yeah. Can't be shopping.

If they're puzzling, they ain't shopping. That's true. That's what my dad always said. Literally cannot remember the last one. Puzzle and they ain't shopping. Do they sell puzzles at Target? I'm just wondering. Oh Vinny. No, that's a mistake.

Do not let them go to Target. That's it. I know that rule. That's the problem. At the thrift store, they also a mistake. Do not let them go to target. That's why I know that rule. That's the problem. At the thrift store, they also sell puzzles. You go there. They don't have all the pieces, but. The most frustrating puzzle ever. But that will also keep them busy trying to find you.

Keep them busy, yeah. There's a single quarter piece. What the fuck? All right, guys, it's good to talk to you again. Thanks for having us. Yeah, let's definitely get the creep off hollow fame episode scheduled with the inducting Maddox. Yes, yes. And thank you, Carl, for talking some sense into Sean.

Oh, yeah. Who's towing the CNN party line over here. Mr. CNN. We go to the main screen. I googled that thing you were talking about. It. CNN. We call it. I go to the main screen. I Googled that thing you were talking about. It turns out that according to Google. No, not Google.

You can go to... God damn. Where do you go? You go to various fact check sites. You can listen to the people. White House.gov. What are you talking about? No.

White House.gov. Try it. Try it one time. Do you hear what happened to Susan Wajiki's son? Who's Wajiki? She's the CEO of YouTube. What happened to Susan with Jickey's son? Who's with Jickey? She's the CEO of YouTube What happened to her son? You know how she spent like all her her all that time trying to sanitize the world for the kids Yeah, and like and like ruining our lives. Yeah ruining Ralph's life and all these creators lives

Okay, just make the world better for the kids. There's a good setup. What? Her son killed himself. Oh God. That's horrible. I'm laughing because it's so sad. He died of a drug overdose or he killed himself or something. Oh man.

He didn't want to live in a brighter new world. Maybe instead of deleting accounts you could call your son because he's having a rough time. I was to check out who's like 19 or something. Rough time for kids. That's when you need parental support, not parental deleting people's accounts and shit. Did they not have, was it alleged that they don't have a relationship or you know, no, no. He was a big, it turned out he was a big fan of fat watch. He used to watch it all the time on my YouTube channel. And then he wrote in the note, she took it away.

I have no reason to live without the Dick show. He said, I'm not watching fucking rumble for my Dick fix. Yeah. I'm out, peace out. That's unfortunate. I got extra fentanyl in this Coke. That's unfortunate. He was at UC Berkeley and it looks like he owed deed

on fentanyl. Oh man. Remember how Trump was saying he wanted to build a wall so no fentanyl would come in and then Susan Wajek, he was part of like a conspiracy to not, to get him not elected. You got it. Yeah. And then this happened. Isn't that ironic? You got to build it in Canada too. Yeah, sure. You got to build, I mean, you're going, Hey, if we're allowed to build walls, we're going to build them everywhere. Don't worry about it. As you should.

Yeah. I want one all on California. As you should. Seriously, keep you ass old. Storage containers as far as the eye can see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought that was a little bit ironic. I know a guy who just, he was just hired on by the sheriff's department.

They all start in prisons, right? So he's like out at wayside. Makes sense. Yeah, that's, and he said for about the first, I don't know, five or six weeks, there was virtually an overdose death every day. Because of all goddamn fentanyl.

Fentanyl in the prison, yeah. Got illegal eyes. Somebody would, there's no fentanyl in the fucking beer, soda. Yeah. 100% safe. Yeah, it's fucking, it's everywhere. Not yet, get some illegal Mexican beer with fentanyl in it.

If Susan had her way, we would. Yeah. Well, you know, I just, I just personally, I, I really hate when the worst tragedies you can imagine happen to people who have fucked me and my friends over for years. Sure. Sure. Who made it their personal mission in life for no reason. I get it.

No reason. I get it. To fuck me over, to fuck my friends over. It's just, I couldn't be more affected emotionally in a negative way. Wouldn't it be better if it happened to her though? No, like no. Because she has to live forever.

She has to live with it. I don't think I see that. The family's totally destroyed. Yeah. You can never overcome that. Well, and I had to re-upload our live show from Philly because Dick had it on his YouTube channel and then I had to upload it to my channel

and it took hours. It was a very large. I mean hours, hours that you could spend calling your kids and seeing how they're doing so they don't turn to drugs. Right. I could have been coloring my hair. We got to go. What a nice couple of guys. I like those guys. You think people say that after they see that, like, wow, what a nice couple of guys. I like those guys. You think people say that after they see that?

Like, wow, what a nice bunch of guys. Probably not. Probably not. I don't know. Well, that was fun. Yes. I would love to be their 10 duck to jerk off. Let's see here.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I got some comments. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I got some comments. More bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh, it's already 1.30? Damn. The dogs are awfully quiet, aren't they? I know. I don't know what they're doing. What are they doing? War themselves out. Too mad. That guy's dead.

What? Who's that? He's a very famous YouTuber and it was pretty funny like the second his death came out This guy posted about how he was a rapist and like all this stuff Yeah, and I was impressed with the alacrity of like the immediacy of the accusations Say again as soon as we found out he was dead this big youtuber Yeah, some guy posted about how he was a rapist and all kinds of like, you know, crazy accusations Really? That in, you know, five years ago you were so like, oh my god, I can't, why would you say that right after his death?

Right. But this time it was just like, boom! Yeah. Which I like. You do. Okay. Well, what was, you have just a bunch of accusations. Any, any, any, you know, Any marriage to it? Any marriage to it? Yeah, any marriage?

I don't care either. Well, and... Guy's dead. It's a, yeah, no. Any marriage to it? Do you have anything? Yeah, any marriage? I don't care either. Well, guys dead. It's a, yeah, yeah. But it was, it's funny that it's like that's the level we're at. I know. Boom, dead, boom, dead, boom, dead, boom, dead, rape. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on.

I know. You push it. I know. You should have had that typed out in advance. There was a delay where you were typing out all that shit. You should have had it typed up. You mean like as soon as it hit, did it take an hour or something? Yeah, yeah, I took him some time to type it up.

It's probably too long. We're gonna have some kind of blockchain thing where Oracle hits, death, boom, hit pieces come out. Mm-hmm. Everybody's gonna have a hit piece when they come, at some point, cause you could just say anything. We get to enjoy ours. You think?

Well, we're alive while it's happening. Oh, that's true. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people don't have that. That's true. We're very, yeah, yeah. A lot of people don't have that. That's true. We're very, um, yeah. We're less than that way.

Yeah. Very fortunate. Uh, Hebbitude says, if you still have this email chain, I think you might have some gold in it. I don't think that's been covered. Oh, wait. He says, uh, oh, it's, it's something about the Maddox thing. He's the guy with the timeline.

I got to send it to you. He sent it to me. Oh, yeah. Uh, no, I have the timeline. Oh, you have it Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta go. No shit. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah I was gonna say I was gonna say something about Doc Ryu says medical fat watch This is the height we haven't heard from him in forever. No, it's been a while Yeah, cuz he he messes me on snapchat

Which I never use. Oh really, but then I use the call in occasionally. Yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah This is the height weight and BMI of a quote healthy female I saw at work. Oh well That watch today and that news The healthy female at work that I saw at work the other day note the height and weight are both stated This is because my medical assistants could not reach over her to adjust the slide for her height on the wall The weight is stated well because I don't have a scale in my office that will go that high Okay, he sends a, he includes a picture of this. What do you think? What's your over under guess on this?

Oh, I don't know. It is. Oh, hi. Five seven stated. Wait. 552 pounds. Stated. Stated. I mean, that's 552, so I know exactly what it is. 552 is a pretty solid number.

However, I assume women state their weight like I state my drinking, and this number may be slightly skewed. Yeah, lots and prayers, Dr. Rue. Wow. Wow, you're lying about 550. What, wow. Well, I remember my 86.

Yeah. Can you have 100 BMI? I remember my 86. Yeah. Can you have a hundred BMI? I guess, yeah. There's no end to that scale, right? And live? Yeah, I mean, not very long. Five, 52. Let's see, five, 52 divided by 140.

Oh, that's 3.9 tungstens, bro. That's a lot of serious tungsten. Some serious tea you're packing. There's no low tea there. You're going to need a back brace to deliver that one. Wow. Thank you. I need to borrow fucking Eric's forklift.

That fucking clown. Yeah. Um, I know. 28 H cups. They're real and they're spectacular. Oh, please be a woman. What, what was the first number? 28 H.

28. 28. It's a very skinny woman. I know. Very thin ballerina woman. Hey Dickenshaw, I've been listening to the show since the start, but the first time emailing you guys, I wanted to take the time to thank,

I already know it's a guy, I wanted to take the time to thank you for saving my wallet and my marriage. Wow. A while ago, my wife, 28H, started complaining about back pain. To paint the picture real quick, imagine a 32 F woman,

but the, I don't need to help imagining what, how big your, what it's, thank you very much, sir. That's crazy. As you are well aware, there's a disturbing internet trend of women posting about their breast reductions. Yeah, it's a real social contagion problem. It's way worse than the trans shit. And all these right-wing guys are ignoring it because they just like

picking on gay people. Like Ben Shapiro and Michael Knowles and Matt Walls, it's like, yeah, we like making fun of gay people, so we're making fun of trans people. Basically, like, I mean, it's whatever, it's the same, you know, don't split hairs with me. That's what they're doing. They can't make fun of gay people because that's illegal. They want to, so instead they're making, they're using the same bullying shit to keep people, like there's way bigger problems. We're all they do. Obviously. Yeah. Well, and they hide, you know, they'll hide behind the, uh, oh, hard drives almost full. Um, the hide behind the like, oh,

think of the children, think of the, it's always that, but you don't give a fuck about kids. Yeah. That's what you guys were doing. Okay. People too. Yeah. How about all the Palestinian kids that got murdered by Israel? Is that about those guys? It's they're just, they're just pawns. How about that little girl that was in a car with her dead family and Israel said the ambulance could come in and grab her and then they, when the ambulance did, they shot everyone. How about that?

Was that for the kids? Yikes. As you are well aware, there's, yeah, trying to keep my cool. I recommended some exercises and disliked, downvoted any such content on her social accounts. But you better, better have a stronger hand than that. The complaints didn't progress toward reduction for some time. That is until one day she mentioned having backpainted her coworkers.

Oh no. And then they started talking. Sorry, I'm deleting files here too. Every single woman there exposed her to hours of inspirational breast reduction videos. That's when the arguments started. Not only would I be paying for this act of sacrilege, you should kill yourself if you paid for that. Wait, wait, she got it?

I don't know, I'm on the edge of my seat. Not only would I be paying for this act of sacrilege, but working sales, her commissions would likely take a hit. Oh, she worked in sales? Yeah. She just quit. What kind of sales I wonder? Well, whatever, I'm fine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you selling there, honey? I mean you're certainly Gloves I'm in talk to her longer. Yeah Therefore we'd be losing even more money Fortunately, she watches this show and biggest problem. We saw episodes covering this exact topic Your fervent words got through to her in ways I had failed because I don't care. She claims to have felt as if you were patronizing her directly. I am. Oh, okay. I have a magical way of insulting all women personally, even when I'm talking to

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Yes! I did it! Ah! Thank you for everything. You're doing God's work, Brainiac. PSI Love Maddox has claimed that non-engaging fans are fake numbers. Some of us like having gainful employment. Yes, we did it. We did it, everyone with your support. We saved this guy's huge titted wife. Yes. Hey, if you know what, if he's happier than he was before he listened to the show.

Oh, bring it to the show. Oh Then that's all to bring it. You know, maybe we say hi. Yeah, yeah Yeah Okay Jared says God amazing Good as I do right now over what we've done here. What would make you feel better? Nothing. Wow.

This is as good as you can feel? Yeah, because I would say fucking his wife, but then there's an afterwards that's always more worse than the good women always. Every time I've dealt with a woman, it's made my life a little bit worse. Okay. So, just, you know, Jared says, this one simple trick destroys conservative F slurs. Hey, Dick, here's a great way to shut down retards

on the internet who can't stop obsessing over cuties and calling other people pedophiles. Okay. Simply ask them what's worse, being a pedophile or the Holocaust? Oh, this is like a this is One of those questions. Okay, it's worse. Okay pedophiles or the Holocaust. So a short circuit. Yeah, I need an answer Right, what's worse right is pedophiles? Okay. Yeah, or the Holocaust. Yeah, I

noticed that you had a bunch of jokes and gibberish about how I noticed that you had a bunch of jokes and gibberish about how technically something was something or other and that what's important is, but I'm afraid I need an answer. One or two, pedophiles or the Holocaust? What is it? Can they just say it's like the, it's like the, it's kind of immoral,

like the trolley problem. Like it's like that's not, Someone dies, which one? Yeah, I know. The Holocaust doesn't happen or that's not... Someone dies. Which one? Yeah, I know. Holocaust doesn't happen or there's no pedophiles. I refuse to play. Oh, yeah.

Well, then that means you were gonna say that the Holocaust is worse than pedophiles. No, who knows? Well, that's what I know that you're saying. Not you, an imaginary person. I know, I know. Well, then you allow them to like write the narrative, but you definitely, there there's there's no

You just don't play but you can't yeah I lose because everyone can see that you're not picking right if you have if you're given the choice You have to pick one and then explain why it's both why because you're gonna explain how it's both Yeah, you have to say well obviously pedophiles, but let me explain why you're a bad person for asking That's how you that's the only way to do it. That's right. People don't do that. Because you think like, I can't say I can't say because they know it's the wrong answer. That's a complete immoral question.

Yeah, like, yeah, but it's not. Yeah, because both of these things are like are ways they manipulate you. They don't care about either one. They only use them as tools to manipulate you. I mean, people who ask those kind of questions, like the army? Yeah. You know, like, hey, you have to make a decision. Right.

They give you the trolley problem, and then, if had people talked to me about that. Yeah. It's like, this is the, you're in this scenario, it's like, and it's like, no. You got to pick. Right. And it's like, you know, so what's the, what do they want? It's like, they want you to pick. They want you to make a decision.

They want you to make a decision. Yes, exactly. It's important because people can't. They just sit there and go, uh, I'm not gonna. With something like that, I would argue that like it's, unless you're a talking head, like it's not important at all. Because if somebody asked me that, if somebody asked me that, I would giggle and walk away.

Yeah, but it's just for talking heads. Yes, right. Because they just manipulate people all the time. That's it. That's it. Like all this vowsh horse porn shit or whatever he's looking at, just drawings of pictures. No one fucking, none of these guys care.

They all know it's drawings. They don't give a fuck about drawings. They don't give a shit. They're just like, well, how do I position myself? So my mob of people who hate every, who need to hate something will still like me and not turn on me. Oh yeah. Well, how do I position myself? So my mob of people who hate everything, who need to hate something will still like me and not turn on me.

Oh yeah. Watch the hilarity ensue as they completely melt down trying to wrestle with the cognitive dissonance. It's about time we start using these. Not gonna say that. Thanks, say and go fuck yourself. Being able to read ahead of what I'm saying is allowed has really saved a lot of trouble.

Right. Right. Hey, Dick, check out this book. I wonder what they mean. I can't read links, though. I can't believe you haven't seen the Ebony Alert. No, I haven't. Look at this.

Uh, I'll get rid of that creep off thing. I legit thought this was a joke. This guy says it's not a joke. Look, CHP. Uh-huh. Wow. Ebony Alert. Wow.

Man, who the fuck is this for? Well, is it in the title? For black people. Yeah. All right. Well, I guess good luck with that. Fourteen years old. Does it mean like, do they want black people to be like more vigilant on like, oh, it's like a black person who got abducted.

I want to, I'm definitely going to be looking around as opposed to ignoring, you know, like the Amber alerts, like, like everyone does like God phone, shut the fuck up. Yeah. But I don't know who is supposed to be more, I think it's kind of an admission that this Amber alert shit is bogus and doesn't work. I don't think it probably works. I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, I know that as soon as I see it, I just, well, like I read it out of like curiosity, but I'm like, I'll never see that. Plus it's Southern California. There's fucking millions of cars around. Like what are the odds that I'm gonna see? Cause it's always like driving a white Corolla.

What the, an Asian guy driving. Wah! You kidding me? Like I'm looking at 30 of those right now. I know it doesn't work because there would be stories constantly about how it worked. They're probably would. So it must have never, like Narcan is every day a cop.

Someone's whispered fentanyl to him while he's being resited. Minister Narcan himself. Oh God, let's watch that. Let's watch that video. Oh, the acorn. So then now it's just marketing for the government. Like Amber Alert has become, oh, we have to, okay, so we have to market to black people. So let's give them their own alert system so

they can get attention. So it's not about solving crime, it's just about generating attention that the government is like, the police state is effective when it's just tyrannical and oppressive. Sure. Okay, let's see here. The acorn guy. Here we go. Buckle up. The acorn guy. Here we go. Buckle up.

Boneheads. You've been sitting in your car and an acorn has fallen on it. Yes. It's a very distinctive sound. Uh-huh, yep. Perhaps the first time it happened to you or the first two times,

it was startling and confusing. Yeah, but I've had that Really confusing. Yeah, there's plenty. There's actually quite a few oak trees in Southern California still even with all the infrastructure But yes, they're endangered. I think I have definitely yeah, I mean you can't like the California live oaks or whatever the yeah, they It is it's a distinctive sound and one that I would never think sounded like a gunshot to me. I wouldn't interpret it like that. Oh, it doesn't at all. No, I... No.

Only a total idiot would mistake an acorn. Okay, here you go. This is a cop walking through a residential neighborhood. I mean, there's townhomes, so maybe it's an industrial commercial area over here. What states he in? He's got a white cop. Georgia, Ocalosa, County, Florida. Has the cops or the police department or anything responded to this? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yes. Okay. Uh, okay. They have a lot of legit shit on this show that turns out not to be legit. No, it's all just using the wrong Google. You got to use Google.Truth. Right. Okay. Yes. Definitely. Yeah. That's definitely it. So we can't even hear the acorn. OK, listen real carefully. Yeah. I heard it. Yeah, I heard it. Did you hear that?

I have a hard time believing this is real. Oh, a November incident with... No, he resigned. Look. I mean, this guy's saying it, but... I mean, that's got... That has to be one of the dumbest humans I've ever... Oh, no, no. You're not even there yet, bro.

There's a...look, there's an acorn already on his car when he walks up to it. Like, so it's like it's obviously happening. But wait a minute. What? Where's the oak tree? That doesn't look...is that an oak tree? That doesn't look like oak leaves. Do you think this whole thing is AI?

I don't know. But I mean like... It's all branchy and shit. I'm trying to see. I got glare, but that doesn't look like an oak tree. That looks like a fenspendly tree. I don't know. Maybe it's not even an acorn.

I don't know. I don't know all species of oaks. Maybe it's not an acorn. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Maybe it's some kind of... It honestly doesn't... Acorns sound bigger than that.

Acorns look dong. They do, that was a very small tick. Okay, I'm gonna let it play this time. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Chutz fire! Chutz fire!

Chutz fire! Chutz fire! Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know. Oh! Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait'm hit!

I'm hit! Mag-dumping! Switching his fucking clip! The magazine fucked you, whatever! I just shot him in the car! Oh! So there's a suspect in the car. There's a suspect in the car that they just arrested. He thinks that the guy had a gun and shot at suspect in the car. There's a suspect in the car that they just arrested.

He thinks that the guy had a gun and shot at him from the car. So he's trying to execute him. He thinks he's hit for this long. I'm good. I feel weird, but I'm good. I feel weird because I just was spinning around on the ground like Rambo. If he thought the shot came from the car, what's he looking in the open field for so long for? No.

I'm good, I'm good. A gun, another gunman maybe. They're freeing him like Walter White. This is all, this is very weird. You mean you don't think it's real? I've got a lot of questions. I don't know. Oh!

I might've hit my vest. Oh, it might've hit my vest. It's already thinking like, what if it was? Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's like a nice shot. It must have. Let's see. Where did the bullet go?

It's like the guy who bailed out of the F-35, right? Who's screaming? Shut up. Oh, because her husband's probably in the car, boyfriend or whatever. Something. She's screaming because she's got to get a job. She thinks she's got to go work a job instead of just mooching, you know? Oh, no! They killed my fucking male ticket now!

Stay inside your house! Yeah, stay inside your house! Yeah, there's a crazy guy out here with a gun. Right. Stay inside your house! He's a fucking insane person! So he's got gloves on because he'd probably been digging around.

Yeah, digging around, taking drugs and stuff. Oh, yeah. Stop right there. Stop right there. You just murdered her fucking boyfriend. He didn't kill anybody, did he? I don't think so. Well, she didn't know that.

Well, no. Somebody did that. I would just go load it. Oh, OK. I guess I'm right. Killing cops today. More keys! More keys!

Great, this is insane. Am I doing my best? I don't know. I'm not. No, there's no blood. There's definitely not. I didn't get shot at all. I just drove on the ground and rolled around.

This is outrageous. He's hiding behind the car. Yeah. Breathing. Scratch up somebody's Tesla. He's scratching at the car. I felt like it. Hey man, get behind the car. Yeah. Breathing, scratch up somebody's Tesla. He's scratching at us. Hey man, get off my car. It's not like a car hiding.

Yeah, another sheriff has arrived. Multiple sheriffs have gone. Oh, he's shooting one of our brothers. One of our brothers in law enforcement. Yeah, this is, we better take him down. This has gotta be, it's gotta be fuckin' real, doesn't it? Yeah. It says the longer it goes, Jesus Christ.

I was in November. What a fuckin'- That's fuckin' hilarious, man. That's absolutely outrageous. I felt what the fuck did he? Boy, yeah, there it is real news site. I used your precious Google Yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah, Deputy mistakes falling acorn. Yeah Oh, yeah. Deputy mistakes falling acorn. Yeah. Fires into a patrol car.

Uh-oh. That's not even the worst part, Sean. Look at this. Oh, look at this. There you go. Uh-oh. It gets even worse than you could imagine. I can see. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. AP Newswire, Florida deputy mistakes, falling acorn for gunshot fires into a patrol car with a black man inside.

Yep. Oh, if you thought things were bad and dumb with the shooting of an acorn, you're never going to believe it. But there was a, actually there was a black guy in the car. There was a black guy. Can he arrested? Wow. I thought that that he arrested? Wow.

He thought that that's crazy. Wow. That's amazing. That's amazing. What was he going to arrest him for? Like tax fraud or stuff? What do you mean? The black guy was in the car?

That's nuts. I can't believe. Like where did he think he got the... It wasn't an Eastern European guy? Like the Brinks commercial? They would have like, you know, padded him down and stuff. Like he, you know, missed the him down and stuff like he, you know Missed the guy or he got it. You missed that he had a gun. I miss it. Right, right. He

He that's his plan. He found you from inside the fucking car He found his spare fucking, you know service gun in the glove box or something. I got a derringer Shoved up my ass just in case the cops arrest me. That's insane. I It shoved up my ass just in case the cops arrest me. That's insane. I don't even yeah That's you can't even believe it. I can't believe it. But it happened. I can't believe it all the time. They're stupid I can't believe it. They're stupid and fat you wish cops were fat So they couldn't do shit like this because they're so lazy and they're they're insolence off the charts all the time It's just the the level of fucking dumbness. It's crazy. I always give people too much credit. Yes, you do.

And I think they, you know, they'll never stop disappointing you. One day everyone will see people as I do, and what they are. And then you won't think, I just won't be necessary. He was in like a sheer panic for like a minute and a half. Now he's shooting like this, not even aiming. Like the gun doesn't work like this.

Did he fire off in into the empty field at first? Or did he wait until he fucking dude? There's a fucking there's townhouses houses there. Yeah, they're not built out of titanium steel plates. Yeah. Yeah. You have not built out of titanium steel plates. Yeah. Yeah. You have to aim the gun at someone. It's actually very difficult to shoot someone from even six

feet away, let alone 40 feet while you're rolling around like a child. Yeah. What is that going to do? I'm hit. I got to roll my way out. Stop dropping roll. Right?

He thought he was on fire. That's why he's. He shot me with a flamethrower, exploding rounds. God. Okay, this is a good graph. Yeah. And then I'm gonna read some more. Oh, God.

Wait, what's this? Hang on. I need all new computers. No, it's still going. We just lost the, did that thing get unplugged or something? It's plugged in. Oh yeah, yeah, I got it.

Okay, weird. So this is the, this is the chart. Now, I think it. Weird. So this is the chart. Now, I think this is interesting. Trust in mass media has dropped across all political demographics. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So let's review this for a moment. So I think the impulse will be to argue with this, but I think it's more interesting than that. You've got- Where's the, okay, well, like who did it? Who's doing it? Gallup.

Oh, Gallup. You trust them? Oh, Gallup is a, yeah, legitimate poll company. Yeah, sure. I can do this. By the way, I can see what this is. Like I believe this too. Yeah.

I totally believe this. Well, because they hate Trump so much and that's dominating the news. I know, but there's more to it than that. I think so there's okay. Here it starts in the 70s, mid 70s, where 60% of conservatives trust the media and 75% of Democrats and about 70 independents. So there's like a cluster of the dotted lines independent. No, no, no, I get it. So it's about a cluster of about 75, about three quarters of people trust the media. Well, they're, they're very close around 19th and 72 or something like that. Yeah. Mid seventies. Yeah.

Um, which is interesting because I think about 25% of people are retarded, right? So back then, back then, the stories were probably correct mostly. Well, mostly. I mean, except for like Vietnam, the government was lying about shit. Nixon was fucking dick off. But I imagine the media was combative. But that impeachment shit I don't buy either. The Nixon...

Well, he was never impeached. He resigned. He would have been impeached. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, yeah, I'm starting to think that was bullshit too. But whatever. He asked, you know, I mean, he, he wanted people to do stuff in who refused and then he fired the, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, there's the numbers. I got to get the numbers. Okay. So then the 80s hits and we have ad driven news. Cable news. News 24 hours a day. We got to sell ads, man. We got to hype this shoot up. But there's always ads sold in the newspapers and stuff. Advertising has always driven. There was not 24 hour cable news. Correct. Until the 80s, right? That's when it started. Might have been.

Yeah, 24 hour. Yeah, yeah, I promise. I forget. Whatever Anchorman 2 is about. That was the first, what was the first 24 hour news network? I don't know. I don't know. I thought it was CNN.

I don't know. I swear it's CNN. Really? I don't know. But that's an entertainment, as far as I'm concerned, that's an entertainment product. They all are. They all are.

When you only have to fill an hour, you have news. Yeah. To enter it, you have salacious, incredible news to hit people with. When you got to fill 24 hours, you're making mountains out of molehills. Of course. Of course. And I agree that the media is lying. Like, I don't like that first number. That's 75. I think it should be zero.

Oh, yeah. Let me start this with saying, this should be fucking zero. Okay. It should be fucking zero. All right. Everybody should go, Hey, do you trust it? No. What were you going to say?

I don't know. The church? No. Yeah. The media? No. The government? No. Your parents? Definitely not my parents. Teachers? No. Cops? No. Judges? No.

I can only... Scientists? No. Teachers, no. Cops, no. Judges, no. Scientists, no. I don't. I can only go with people who can show their work. That's my whole thing. As, because it's all you have. Like you have legally allowed to do and then a little bit more.

They can still lie. They may not, not everybody may have access to all the information. You look for the people who should have access, who should be able to be the most correct. And that's not like second, third, fourth, and that is my entire argument today. That's not trust.

That's it. That's not trust though. Oh no, I don't know. So you're saying what I'm saying, you're saying zero as well. I don't trust. No, I don't trust. Do you trust that zero?

No, zero. Should be zero. So this is, I have a problem with this. Now. I've got trust. No, I don't trust. Do you trust that zero? No, zero. Should be zero. So this is, I have a problem with this. Now. I've got to go with the best data I can uncover. What we're seeing over time is it, the both of the, both Democrats and Lowering

Republicans and independence. Right in the middle. Everybody trusts the media less. Yep. At about the same time. Yeah. Maybe there's more ads. It looks more obvious.

The pandering is more. There's more news. They started to see through it. Maybe there's more ads, it looks more obvious, the pandering is more, there's more news, they start to see through it. Maybe the news is now attacking other news and saying that news is not credible, and the other people are saying that news is not fucking credible. So, and that's working. Oh yeah, well, and they both don't trust you,

either of you more, or I don't trust you more, you don't trust me more. So now the media is poisoned, right? Right, and then the right is obviously not gonna trust MSNBC because it's propaganda. And it is. And the left is obviously not going to trust Fox News because it's propaganda.

And it is. And it, correct. Definitely. For sure. So then we get here, and this is Trump right here, right? Yeah. 2014. Just go back just a little bit.

I wanna see there's an odd spike. Well, let's see. Was it a little bit before that? Yeah, I was, you know, it's- Housing crisis right here. Something on the Republicans. Iraq, it's Iraq. Go back just a little bit further.

I thought I- Right here. Okay, well, yeah, right there. So it's- It starts getting janky. Well, no, right there. So it's, Starts getting janky. Well, no, but see, there's a pretty good spike in the Republicans just right there. That's one thing. And then they kind of do the jacket. 1998.

1998. The end of the 90s. Yeah. That was when, that was when, that was when the media was hammering Clinton. Yeah. For getting his dick sucked. Maybe they liked. No, that was

Wasn't it? Oh, wait a minute. Well, he was done in in 2000 right so it was the end of his presidency This is when yeah, it was like let's let's make fun of Clinton constantly all the time No, you're right. I think that bombing Bosnia's and we're not gonna pay attention to that But yeah, that I just saw that probably just probably love that shit. Boom. Yeah, then distrust distrust distrust and we get here and then Trump hits and wham right Democrats go from the nice place They were at not trusting the media all the way up back to 70 Republicans dropped to 14 right obviously this 14 is like a backlash for Trump like this isn't genuine

But it's still good because it's still closer to zero. Because, okay, that's what I'm saying. It's like, yes, I see that this is ideologically driven, but it's still good. You're right. It is more interesting than it looks at first glance. Right. And it, yeah, that's what I, that's why I saved it. Yep. And I mean, this is very interesting. 70% is fucking inexcusable. Yeah. And that's because it's just inexcusable. It's because there, yeah. You shouldn't necessarily trust it more. Well, it's ideologically driven. You're right. Yep.

I got it, but that's bad, man. That's bad. I can't remember the last time I went to one of those in any of the major news networks for info. Well, it's the first thing, I may read something and then I'll immediately go, who's this group? Who are these people? What's the background?

What are they? Are they consistently on the opposite side of the whole consensus? Like, or like, it's like, what are they? It's so, it falls apart on so many levels so easy when you do a little poking around. Community notes is honestly great on Twitter. Really?

Yeah. Cause I'll see something. I'll like, I don't know. Like either I liked that too much or it seems fishy. Yeah. And I'll come back later and it's like, no, this is actually, and I'm like, okay, well, yeah, that's different. Yeah. There's a lot of things where I was like, ah, well, maybe. And then I cut, then I come to really, you know, dig in and I go,

wow, that's just blatantly bullshit. Yeah. But the black people voting for Biden thing. Oh, I mean, basically everything that's, almost everything that's been brought into the show in the last five years. I really was gonna do, I really was gonna do a dick half cocked.

I was gonna do it and it would just piss me off and you wouldn't care. No, I don't care. So yeah, exactly. But it's like, I mean, at one time I had a stack of papers here where I was like, okay, maybe I'll do it. I win, that's just me winning. A stack of papers, but you actually cleaned the whole room.

I don't think- You threw them away. I threw them away. You yeah You must have or somebody because it was all clean, but it was like I don't know you had documents and correspondence there Yeah, I did. I don't think I don't think you saw them and went I don't want them to have these I just you anything away. You honestly clean the room. Yeah, you guys probably veto shit or whatever Well, veto is the worst. There's a big argument started over Me saying he's a team guy a team guy life for Democrats like you just the team is the guy Yeah, sure. No, you yeah, cuz you'll defend anything. I guess. Yeah I the Trump guy I'll Trump's like fucked up. I'll tell you I'll tell you what he fucked up more than people who hate him

Well, yeah, but yeah, I still, you know, I still love the guy. Obviously, he still fell for him again. He's so great. You've always have loved him. Yeah. My whole life. I know. I know.

Awesome. Biff, yeah, Biff president. That's great. Right. Yeah, I'll tell you what, the left, I've never identified with the left as far as, because they always seemed crazy to me for, you know, for all this. Oh yeah, they are.

What's the craziest thing that they had cutting people's tits off? I wouldn't be caught dead identifying as a Republican right now. I hate them almost as much as I hate Democrats. I think they are insane. Yeah. Like you're talking about conservative, like you have conservative philosophy and stuff like that. I have shit on both sides, big time, where I'm like, it's too limiting to be a team guy.

I don't get it, but you say stupid stuff because you think you're supporting your team, but it's like, no, that's just you saying something stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, it seems like sometimes. I only, I try to get the fucking most accurate information I possibly can. That's a waste of time.

And like, no, but I got to just get information that sticks. I'm funny. Wham, this will get them. I can't do that. I can't do it. I can't do it. Like that Biden thing that people are buying.

That's nuts. What were you gonna say? Uh, nothin'. Damn it. Yeah. Okay, here it is. I think this is why, this probably explains it. Oh, do you have a better help thing? I do have a better help thing. Oh, was it because they're, because they're scumbags?

Oh yeah, they're bad. They're real bad. Yeah. This is maybe this is why so many black people voted for Biden. Here's Biden. He's having dinner with some black people. One, two. This is deep fake. No, this is real. Is it? Yeah. I don't know why he would do this. Oh, he's horrible with it. He fucks up all the time. What he's talking. This is they like this and maybe that's why they showed up more than So he went to dinner with a bunch of black with a black family Yeah, and he brought them all fried chicken But he bought a hamburger for himself. This is so fucking performative bad like badly performed I

Think bulworth was right though. Like they like right they like that they're being pandered to I mean they people Not just black people like everybody they like being pandered to yeah, I think so Want to say about your Passing the sports. I'm playing a you basketball right now. I'm gonna go Oh, you play basketball. Yeah, you guard. Yes, sir You play basketball? Wow. Are you a guard? Yes, sir.

Now, what grade are you in? Seventh grade. 7K. Right now, I'm just a basketball playing guard on a JVT for my school. How are you all doing in school? What's your favorite thing about this school? Favorite thing about it is the business academy I'm in.

You get to like travel. What in the fuck is this? It's all like written. Like, it's like, how many takes? How many? This shit's embarrassing, man. Like this is what it is. This is what turns out the voters. This is what presidents are fucking doing.

Oh God, man. The fact that we have a Trump-Biden rematch, like is incredible. It incredible. It's incredible. Okay. What did you do? I don't feel bad. I don't feel bad for the Democrats at all. This is the best they could do. Well, they had Bernie was great, but they don't know. He doesn't tell. Yeah. That's the, I think that's the worst part is I'm like. Bernie was awesome. I know. But you guys, you all pushed out. Yeah. And we, we did it. We won. We got our guy that are that and that everyone hated and the Democrats pushed him through and you guys fucking pushed out on Bernie. And now you're all pissed off about Trump

about it. And they, because we would have supported Bernie a hundred fucking percent. Every Trump guy knows is like, well, yeah, I mean, Bernie says fuck the system too. We would have supported Bernie 100% fucking percent every Trump guy knows is like well Yeah, I mean Bernie says fuck the system too. So yeah, yeah pro Bernie. Yeah, yeah, hey them Yeah, I mean this but whatever and do an outside shit this time Well, you talk about like voting numbers and stuff dude people stayed home The Democrats were pissed off that they they're so it was they fucking stole it from Bernie So I say to these guys they stole the it from Bernie. So I say to these guys, they stole the election from Bernie. Do you not get that? Do you want proof for that? Do you not obviously see it that they

fucking stole it from him? But like obviously out in the open because they're allowed to do that. It's just so aggravating. That's how the primaries work. You're going to need some evidence. You got you fucking idiots with this mentality lost Bernie doing the same fucking shit. Not just going, yeah, they're gonna fucking.

You need evidence. You need evidence. No, you don't. That's not how politics works. Politics does not rely on evidence. What's the saying? If you fucking, if you can assert something without evidence, I can dismiss it without evidence.

This isn't science, this is politics. You pound it through, you don't need evidence. That's thinking. This is politics. You pound it through. You don't need evidence. That's thinking. Relevant. No, because people vote based on emotion. Yes, exactly. I need evidence.

You're not voting Democrat. I'm not voting anybody. Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, no. You want the wall? No, none of these pieces of shit deserve my vote. Okay. And advice.

Hey, Dick, I've been a fan of your show since the roundup. So 20 or so. I'm sorry if this is weird. Oh, but I really want to wear your skin. But I would like some advice. I'm 26. And my girlfriend, if you don't like politics, I'm sorry, but it's fun talking about. I'm 26 and my girlfriend and I, you hate it.

I hate it on this show. Yeah, people, I mean, they hate it too, but whatever. I'm 26 and my girlfriend and I broke up. It's really, truly over. How do you get over feelings of remembering the places in your home where you shared so many memories. I've been having a hard time being inundated with all of these thoughts

while I'm just going on about my life. I'm sorry to reach out to you. I just don't have any friends and family. I feel comfortable speaking to. Thank you for all the entertainment. I love you and Sean so much. Well, that was a little, you gotta dial it back, see why she left that little clinging.

I'm trying to shift gears now here. You shouldn't need to shift gears. Yeah, that happens, man. You're 26, that'll happen. Don't worry, you got another, you got another couple of years of that. Maybe another six years and honestly, you will miss,

you will miss feeling like a, you will probably identify what you're feeling now as human at a later point in your life as youth and you will miss the pain that you feel and identify it with excitement as you get older. And you won't, you will have memories of remembering these things, but you won't be able to make new ones of that anymore and you'll miss it. So enjoy the pain that you're feeling walking around

missing the first love of your life because it won't happen again. I guess you got that to look forward to, you got that to look forward to, but you'll be envious of it. It could happen again, but it'll be different. It'll be different. Yeah.

Yeah, it's... And you'll want it to be... You will want it to hurt more the next time when it's better, but it won't. And you'll hate that and feel guilty about it, but that's life, man. Yeah. You're not. At some point it all turns into a big gray goo and then you die. So enjoy the pain because it means something

is distinct and different. That's why it's there. Yeah, and it's like, he may understand that. It's not, he may understand that like intellectually, like what you're saying, but until he goes through it and kind of comes out the other side It like this might click for him in some years. I because I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying There's like this. Yeah, and when it clicks for you, I'll have realized I will be in a new dimension of misery

By that so that will be 20 years from now, right? Where everything will be, everything will be a, a, a continuum of pain. Yeah. It doesn't, but it's like it, it doesn't help him right now. Like, and that, you know, you gotta get a whore right now. You gotta go cry, find a chick who's as damaged as you and cry about it. That's what you do. All I'm saying is fuck up. You will fuck it up because she just needs to get her not emotional nut off listening to you cry.

Watch, swingers. We had movies that helped us with these things. You guys just have gay shit. In the 90s. Willie Wonka's singing musical chocolate factory with a homosexual twink leading it. We had real movies to help us cope emotionally with life. That's where we peaked at human experience.

I'll say to him, I'll say, stay busy. Stay busy. It don't take nothing but time, but it's, there's no advice I can give. Like, oh, how do you just magically, like, forget about this whole thing? Like you just, you don't. You just forget about everything.

Yeah, you just don't. You learn to live with it. And then it just kind of, it just sort of fades away. Once it starts to get annoying when people tell you how to deal with it, you're over it. Yeah, right? That's when they'll hit a point and we go, actually I'm kind of fucking annoyed

that I'm getting this advice from people. Well, and really like, I don't even think- I don't need Pity anymore. I don't think he really even needs, I think people are well-meaning with their advice, but it's not, it's really just like, really what seems to mean more to a lot of people is like, man, that fucking sucks. I know what you're talking about. I know, I know what that feels like.

It's happened to, was there been 60, how many, there's been 60 billion human beings? It's happened to, what's happening to you happened to was there been 60 how many there's been 60 billion human beings it's happened to what you're what's happening to you happen to 30 billion other people met multiple times so don't worry about you're saying no women they don't feel anything I do that's where you're going it's like this has happened to 30 billion people What's the gender split on these? I think women are actually 50, like, 0.1% or 51%. I hope you guys understand how funny that joke was. How well that joke was constructed. Uh, advise, Hoyd, how much do I spend on whores?

Okay. Good question. Not more than a third of your monthly income. Less than Boogie. Oh God. I'm a fucking slappy this episode. It's got a lot of magic shit. I don't know what happened. Oh yeah, shit. Wait, I gotta show you.

I don't know what happened. I'm fucking, I'm out of my fucking... Carl and his gay haircut messed us all up. I'm fucking I'm out of my fucking Carl is gay No, that's that too YouTube. What is he real Matt Maddox? AOM? I think I'm just yelling at stuff now Cool. Yeah. Now you got it This is this look look look look look, look, look. Yeah. This is, uh, aw, he's got a picture 80s girl up there. This is Maddox's new video that he's posted. So he's got restraining orders.

I think he's speeding them up because the, the feedback has been so bad. Cause he fucking is guilty of all kinds of shit. Yeah. And people are on there. Everybody go on Maddox's page and comment on the videos. Like I don't get this YouTube, like something about, I don't, I don't get why this is YouTube drama is a good video. Like I just don't, I mean, whatever, man,

it's cool that you're posting, but this YouTube drama is like beneath you. Like hit you the word YouTube drama. That's what people are saying. Or that, oh yeah. That, that, that hits him. That hits YouTube drama. That's what people are saying. Or that, oh, yeah. That hits him. That hits him hard. Cause they dismiss all of his pain.

This was supposed to be like his, you know, well, no, I know master work. No, I know. Well, because it's again, it's when it's happening to him, it's different than it happening to everybody else. Right, right, right, right. So this is the, this is the logo. Guess what?

That's a narcissist. He's got a, his image for the lawsuit. It says that the logo. Guess what? That's a narcissist. He's got his image for the lawsuit. It says that the lawsuit, and it's got a gavel being pound into a pile of shit. But doesn't that imply that the lawsuit was shit? But that was his lawsuit. Right. Does he think he's pounding you into shit?

Like this is, am I shit? Right. That the judge- Cause the judge pounded him. Not me. Right. No, everybody was, it was all dismissed. Yeah.

But he's trying to spin it. Well, it was in the wrong. Why did you, why did you file it there? Why'd you file it there? Good question. Well, because a lawyer came along and duped you and said, I'm licensed in this state, in this state. You do any business in this state?

Oh, you do? Let's sue him in this state. Here, give me the money, give me the money. I would fucking give almost anything for land out of call in and talk about that. I know. Fuck. It's absolute.

And then he legally divorced him after milking him dry. It's just the fact that George bought into this. So stupid. It's so, it's amazing. It's absolutely amazing. I mean, that's, you know. I didn't see all these little images he had.

So he's got the lawsuit with a gavel going into poop. An absolute rub. I don't understand how it's, what is the poop? Who knows? The lawsuit, if I got sued. We're all supposed to get that it's you. I'm the poop. You have to be. How are you not? I guess so.

The restraining order. So now he's got a restraining order, but he's the one that... I mean, it's effectively his restraining order. He's the one that made his... That Jess called the schools. Yeah, he... Everyone knows that. That's what I mean. That's why I that made his, that Jess called the schools. Yeah, he, everyone knows that. That's what I mean. That's why I'm saying that like these people who are, you know, who might wanna do stuff on his behalf

or defending him, don't fucking don't, what are you gonna do? Look at who fucking, look at who he is. They're messed up. If you go on his page and there's people with like- I think there's a lot of people who are very young. No, no, no. Maybe, maybe, maybe that, but more than that, there's...

Best up, granted. There's like, if you highlight their name and go look for them or go in their profile and look at their other videos. There are people who feel like they're victimized. So fucked up. They have multiple novels about crystals and self-actualizing.

It's like, they're like dead beats of a self-hypnosis era Yeah, that never worked out. And this is people. I mean they're like Vietnam veterans except of a war that was like fought mentally Right in the 90s. They're very sick people. Yeah, mostly women. Yeah Yeah, well, I mean you actually know you actually look at who they are like I because funny I don't but I I'm just speculating yeah Yeah, I don't know I don't know quite what that means. Well, whatever. Speculating?

The poop. Yeah, I don't either. The gavel, this will really, it's a poop gavel. Yeah, yeah, the lawsuit. He's going to spin it like, oh, they said I can sue them in California. No, let me ask you a question. I don't know. I'll't know. I don't know.

Is he literally asking for help with a lawyer? Like at the end, what does he say? I haven't seen it. We'll watch it together. I'll wait to comment on that yet. I have some thoughts if that's the case. Okay, bonus episode. I don't know, when? We could do one at the end of the case. Okay. Bonus episode. I don't know, when?

We could do one at the end of the month. Yeah. And in February. Yeah. By 2027, we'll get to the end of the video. I got emails on both sides. Keep doing exactly what you're doing. You have to go through it piece by piece.

Yeah. And then I got emails. You have to... I want one episode. It's like, yeah, but it'll be 30 hours long. I'm exhausted by, you know. What I was saying the other week is I'm thinking of it from a, I'm thinking of it entirely from a listener standpoint.

And I realize that's not the best, like it's like, because I want, I want. But they don't want that. Well, you don't want an 80 hour episode going over a. Oh no, I'm only talking about, I'm talking about put the inventions on, on, that's all I'm talking about. Just do Maddox?

That's all I'm, that's all I was ever saying. If it came off as something else, that's incorrect. I was trying to do that, but I just get so caught up talking to you about like stupid. I know, I know, I know. Lay down toilets. I know, and it's really, And it's more fun.

You are more, you are correct for how to do a show. Yeah, you have to do both, I think. Yes, from a show standpoint, you are correct for how to do a show. Yeah, you have to do both. Yes, from a show standpoint, you're right. I'm thinking entirely from a listen, it's like all I want to do is talk about this. I can't delay gratification. I mean, we can cut it up later when it's done. No, I get it.

And give you with this 30 hour episode. I get it. But no, no, no, I am not suggesting that we blow through the whole thing no matter what like it's I hate listening to stuff like on double time what we're spending our time on yeah advice Hoyt, I don't how much should I spend on hookers? I don't consider myself a trading genius, but whatever I get that itch Whenever I get that itch, I'll gamble a little money on micro caps. I took my life savings and went all in

20 times did. Wow. Anyway, now I'm sitting on a decent amount of money. How would you recommend I reallocate my assets? Do I spend 5, 10, 15% on hoars? Or do I just put it all into something that would give me a leg up in the future. Job wise, I'm set. So I'm not too worried about money in the mid to far future. I am the demographics. Computer science, Native American, piling will punch all you fucker. Native American. What were the odds? You go, what's up anywhere? You don't even need to be a computer scientist. It's not

going to door. Hey, what's up? What is it? Probably doesn't hurt. be a computer scientist. It's knocking the door. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Yeah. So corporations just throw jobs at me. Last job I got, I didn't even have the technical component. They just said I was a good cultural fit. Oh, they actually said that. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. Oh, no, it's, yeah, it's entirely performative. All these companies, you get, you have to spend. You have to spend your money on drugs and whores now while you're young because at my age, the drugs hit you, you're out for, you know, you're losing life, you feel the life drain out

and you might meet somebody and then you're gonna, you know, you can't just go buy a bunch of whores. You don't know. So you gotta, if the whrors, if the sun is out, you gotta, you gotta, what's the saying? If the sun is out, make hay. Make hay while the sun shines, right? Make hay while the sun shines.

Cause you might one day find your dream whore. Yeah, and then you're done. Yeah. No more whoring for you. Right. Buy whores while the, while the crypto's running. All right? I don't have that one, catch on.

I don't think so either. It's not very good. Buy whores now. I don't need it to rhyme. Right. Do it now. Sure. And how much?

I mean, I don't know. Native American, you're a pretty big guy. Maybe. Because you're pretty tall, right? I don't know. I started at 1,000 and then go down from there. Okay. It's just my advice.

I have no advice. Woman alert, all right. Woman alert. Woman alert. Chad Dragon says, Jim Employ, Jim employee confronts a lady about how she smells while she's working out. Yeah. Okay.

Do you ever see those fucking loomy commercials that I've talked about? No. We played one on here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's the most fucking disgusting commercial. They keep making them. Cause people stink.

Fat people are fucking gross. So I made this stuff here. Just smear it in. You ever get fucking like, like horrible, horrible butt crack smell fucking like for 72. It's proven odor fighting for 72 hours. Cause you know, we don't, we don't like to shower apparently for three fucking days.

For three fucking days you can walk around, have your fucking crack not fucking have wicked stank for fucking three days. Well, it's like the Golden Gate Bridge. Fat people showering. Think about how much you don't get done in three days not showering. Think of how much sitting around you could do. God. Jim Goers had allegedly complained to managers about the woman's smell. She was working out.

Okay. The woman at Planet Fitness shared her most recent experience at the gym. That was put on TikTok. According to the woman, she was leaving the gym. She was approached by a male employee. He pulled her aside and told her that the other Jim Goers had been complaining about her recently, specifically about the way she smelled. He was like, oh, you know, several members have complained to managers about the way

you smell. Yeah. But he took her aside and mail employee came up to me and he like pulled me into like one of the rooms. It wasn't obviously like there's no private rooms and plan of fitness. And he was like, oh, you know, several members have complaints to managers about the way you smell. I'm like, I'm at the gym.

He's like, I know, I know, it's not me. Your first reaction is to argue about you stinking. She has to know she stinks. I'm at the gym, so like I'm supposed to be as... I'm supposed to stink. Yeah. I don't understand. You're not sweaty.

Look. Deodorant. Yeah. Like it takes nothing to... Like a fucking shower. Yeah. I mean, look. I mean, I just, you know, people have already complained to the managers, so the managers

told me to tell you. Like, what am I, am I, again, am I supposed to not be stinky, like at the gym? Yes. And I'm just so confused because I thought Planet Fitness was no judgment, so I'm just- No judgment about your size or your- What is supposed to spend almost two hours at the gym and not be stinky? No, you're not supposed to spend two hours at the gym. It's too long, you're not working out. Here's what she's not saying.

Oh god, what a bitch. She's walking in there stinky. Like pigpen. She's walking in there stinky. Yeah. Dude, I have- I thought this was America. I'm allowed to stink wherever I want. I have seen a guy at a gym confront another guy

at the gym about how bad he smells. How bad did he smell? Horrible. Fucking horrible. And the guy was like, I'm sorry. Like, you know, like, I think he was starting to say, like he had this like, you know, condition. And the guy was actually really, he was like, yeah, no.

Cause I, he's like, I just wanted to let you know, because it's like, maybe it's a health thing. Like, I mean, like, you know, like, he did it in like the best way possible, but it was loud enough for everybody to hear. But this guy was a hero heinous dude. It was, it was, it was fucking foul. But that's how that's what's going on with this chick. I guarantee you yeah, and it's like look Hygiene is something that everyone can help. I know it's more difficult for some people But there you should not announce your presence when you're 50 feet from the front door by how bad you smell

Stop fucking arguing about if you stink or not. That's the one that everybody says you stink. Oh, well, I'm not supposed to stink No, you're. There's so many ways to not stink. If someone says you stink, just go whoop, and just walk out. Yeah, it's, thanks. It's not because you're sweating an hour into your workout and then you start stinking and everybody starts complaining.

No, it's just, she's embarrassed and she doesn't. So embarrassed that you made a TikTok about it? Yeah, well, you know what touche? Everybody everyone says I stick I just want to tell you so people are stupid Ultimately they want attention more than they are embarrassed. I guess I love Biden All right everybody this is the next show Patreon.com, Slashstick show. I'll see you next Tuesday. Here it comes.

Oh, I forgot. Here it comes. He didn't make a Sean one though. It's kind of fucked up. What? This guy, pop sculpture. What's for the other show? I know, but he knows that this show exists.

Whatever. Bit of a slight on you I think. Slight feel. I'm fine with it. I mean you say that but I can tell that you're not. I didn't even think it until you said it. Oh god. Let's check in on Andrew from Eugene Oregon. He's getting a divorce now. Oh God. Let's check in on Andrew from Eugene, Oregon. He's getting a divorce now. Oh boy.

All these stupid, Trad influencers pitching marriage. Like this generation is any different than any other. Yeah. You guys pitch. Divorce is going to hit you, mother fuckers of 45, like a ton of bricks. Yeah. And it's going to be so funny because it will like a ton of bricks. And it's gonna be so funny. Cause it will fuck you up. It's true because it's all these really young guys saying it with no real experience. Yeah.

Only buy stocks to go up. Yeah. Hey, I get, hey, Sean. Yeah. I got a fucking rage. Okay. There's nothing worse when you're studying a fucking cigarette and some prick

Is a fake cough? Oh, yeah, we're thinking push come on. Yeah, and every time it's happened to me I Sit there and I stare at the person and the first thing that crossed my fucking mind and Should I punch a person as far as I fucking can right in this stock hole. Yeah. Just like fist or mouth. Yeah. I haven't had me last night. I was super bold party and I'm still kind of a pit or every the whole fucking day. Yeah. You have every right to be. Anyway, my name is Pete. The problem may have called in a couple of times for, I don't know. I'm generally drunk That's cool. Bob and Richard. Me too been there

but Hopefully you fucking share this with all the dickheads All right. All right. All right. Just hang up You know fake off when it's fake off you you gotta go move to them up move. Yeah Yeah, cuz of you and everything you got you can you can tell like people do fake coughs badly, you know. Yeah, yeah. There's like... They want you to know it's fake. It has to come from like, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Okay. Oh, Fat Chicks and Movies. Hey, Deke Sean. What makes me a rage is the Fat Chicks and starring roles in movies.

So I just saw the new Hargile movie, and I don't know the actress's name, but it's the chick who was in like the new Jurassic Park movies. And I don't know if like after the Jurassic Park movies, she like ate one of the dinosaurs, but it was just like fucking huge. And Howard's daughter, she's playing a star role.

And I could not. Oh yeah, she is better than shit. Whatever is okay, kinda, kinda sucks, but what made it worse was I have nothing to look at on the screen. Yeah, it's like, what's her name? Bryce Bryce Dallas. Alice Howard.

She's so fat. The monstrosity of a woman. We were talking about the whole fucking movie. I didn't even know that was her. And I've only seen that. She's Kirby. I'm like, she's not Kirby. She's got shoulders like a fucking lineback dinosaur and an ass wider than a fucking semi truck

Fuck is looking at her and going like oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah, let's go Oh, yeah, they got Chris Pratt in there who's on like everybody 700 calories a day diet You're talking Jurassic Park movies. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and they wheel her he's saying she got a lot bigger after yeah In the next one. Yeah. And they wheel her. He's saying she got a lot bigger after. Yeah. In the next one. Yeah. He rides her at one point. He jumps in her and tries to turn her ear. And she goes, what are you doing? He goes, I thought you were the Jeep. Throttles on the other side. I thought you were the Jeep. It's a weird moment in the movie. Yeah. It was probably should have been left on the cutting room floor. What does this say?

Oh, this might be a biggest problem in the universe, male. Okay, let's see here. All right. Why the fuck is Maddox so upset about the Nick Rikita doing blackface when his co-host of his podcast had a bunch of songs that drop the n-word with a hard are during rucka while he was currently the co-host rucka rucka all he was put

in that shit out so i don't know what the bucket okay for him to sit there and bitch about some dude doing blackface with his black friend? I'll tell you why. I don't know because he made fun of him. Oh, because Nick made fun of him because he made fun of it because he didn't, he didn't side with him.

Yeah. That's why that's why he doesn't really, he doesn't really care. Not as care about blackface. Well, he could say like, well, Rucka is like satire, which I believe it like, I don't, I don't know Rucka that well, but like that's, he doesn't, he doesn't have a problem with that because Rucka never went against him. I mean, there's this like, there's this idea that like jokes are okay, but personally, if I'm being honest, I think jokes are worse than racism because it makes it more, except it makes the racism more palatable.

I've heard that argument. And this is coming from someone who's making these jokes. It was the same thing that, what they said, you know, like black leaders came out and said, you know, Chris Rocks, yeah, like where he was saying, he was talking about black people versus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he's like, that's real dangerous because now, you know, it's way worse. My point is, that's real dangerous because now, you know, It's way worse. My point is, it's all fine. I'm totally 100% for all speech all the time ever. So yeah, the jokes, I do think the jokes are worse, but it's still just words. They don't, none of them matter. I guess it's, it's, it's how people interpret people.

It's funny that people say like, well, it's just jokes. It's like, well, yeah, but it's worse. But they're, yeah, but. Cause I can get in your brain mess with you. It can, but and it's hard to tell this is this is a this is not an argument that I can really win. Yeah, it's like if you're talking about people's intentions, you know what I mean? Like you can when George Carlin said the word, everybody knew his long history of not being a racist. You know what I mean? And then when other people, and a lot of times,

it's like, it's very complicated. It's nuanced, cause people are nuanced. And like, it's like, yeah, I know what you're saying. I know what you're really doing. Cause there are dog whistles. And then there are also people who can say something and you know that that's not what they're about. And, but sometimes you guess wrong and you can,

yeah, it's really, it's weird. It's weird. So I, the whole thing like the joke thing, I was like, no, I mean, who cares? I don't like the whole, well, that we're just joking, I'm not joking anymore. But I think the whole, the whole Nicarcata blackface thing is Maddox is, he's telling himself that he's like giving us a taste of our own medicine.

Yeah. Like he, when the show first broke up, he told all of UCB that I, he sent them all the men are better than women dot com rape article, which is like this preposterous idea that men men are better than women.com rape article, which is like this preposterous idea that men get raped more than women. Oh, no, I know. And it uses all the stats. Everything about every chapter in that book

is about how men have it worse. Worse, yeah. So it's let's do the right. So it's not like like men's rights guys will say, oh, men are like do better wars. And men are like smarter and build buildings and shit. I was like, no, we're worse victims. Like that was, you know, that's the joke.

That's the joke of it. It's like, oh yeah, rape is a big problem. It's actually a bigger problem for men. Like that's like, no matter what, yeah, we that's retarded. Men have worse periods. Right. I mean, it's like, exactly. Exactly.

That's the joke. It's very obvious. The article's written like, I pulled in some, the most retardedest stats ever and concluded with men, more men get raped than women. That's the joke. Yeah. Yeah. So he sent that around and said, look, he's a fucking rapist.

And of course they don't even read the article, let alone think about it. They're just like, that guy's funny. Let's fucking get rid of him. Let's get rid of him. But when he did that, he was like, I'm doing this to fuck this guy over, but I'm also a good person. So to reconcile that, I did it because to protect people.

I'm a protector, I'm a defender of women. The same thing with Nick. He's like, well, I don't care about blackface, but I'm giving these guys a taste of their own medicine because they were upset with something having to do with the N word, but they weren't actually like, he knows no one cared. It's just that he was trying to get people fired all the time. Yes. How about this shit? He's done that for years. Yeah. Doxing people trying to. That's

why it's all this narcissistic like reinvention of what my motives are. No, I know. Your, your absolutely right. You're absolutely right. And there's so many fucked up narcissists who do it. Okay, here's some sort of a shirt. It's got a QR code on it. Ooh. Wow. All right. Everyone loves, bitches love QR codes.

Yeah. I don't know, I'm just gonna wear it, not even look it up. You should look it up. Nah. See, I have to know. Here, there's some stickers too. I don't know, I'm just gonna wear it, not even look it up. You should look it up. See, I have to know. Here, there's some stickers too. I have to know. Oh, wow. Go ahead, look it up. Got some QR code stickers, QR code shirt. Cool. There was no note with it. Perhaps it's on the QR code. Did you look it up with your phone?

Nope. Oh. Okay. Reverse chronological order. Hey, the dick shelf. The beef shook. What makes me laugh about Maddox's reverse chronological bullshit is that it's only used in resumes, which is hilarious

because he sounds like looking either one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess it is used there. Yeah, from, you know, 2017 to present. And then, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's right. I should go make a resume, Maddox. You can put, made a video about Dick Masterson for the last five years.

Yeah. He had a Godzilla podcast with a girl I was trying to fuck. Right. I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. Had a debating show where I said that Colin Kaepernick should have got fired, lost my sponsorship. Had an amazing podcast right before that that I owned,

that I employed a stalker to work with me for two years. That fucking, that SS thing with me is just, it's just too funny. It's just too funny. And he thinks, and that's one of the things where it's complete defamation. Yeah. He's trying to see things. Oh, you fill in the blank. Like he thinks that as well. I never called him a neo-nazi. I never, precisely. Yeah, that's what you're trying to make people think.

He doesn't understand that. Yeah, he's, I think, like thinking back to the story about him trying to get into the judge, you know, and then after that, if I just like, I can get in there and explain myself. He will have, if it ever happens, he will have the exact same reaction because he will be stunned

that that is fucking defamation. But yeah, but see, with this word, I didn't say directly, I didn't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're autistic. I'm sorry you are so literal that you don't understand that that's what that leads people to believe, but. Always surprised.

Yeah, I can't help you. I can't help you. I'll take your shit though. What the fuck is this? Kind of a bleach spill on this? What the fuck? Why is this all wet? Pretty simmy a like a smallpox shirt over here?

What the fuck? It's wet. Wet, yeah. I hope that's not liquid fentanyl. No, I can't. Why is this shirt wet? What the fuck is going on? It's lit.

I just took it out of the bag. It's really wet? Was it sitting on your? Did you feel it? Was it, no, I don't want to feel it. I don't know what's on it. Was it? I don't know what's on it. Well, yeah, but I want you to find out. I don't want to feel it. I don't know what's on it. I don't know what's on it.

Well, yeah, but I want you to find out. I don't want to find out. What does this say? It's fucking wet. Where did it come from? I don't know. We're about to find out. Okay, that doesn't scan. These goddamn QR codes. Uh, uh, no, I use a sticker. Yeah.

Here you want the sticker? No, I have a bunch. Oh. Open and brave. Okay. Okay. What is it? You got a scan one.

Oh, really? Yeah. It's a secret, uh, it's a secret prize that you win. Yeah. Yeah When you scan it just for you you can put it at Starbucks and stuff Win this you put it over. Oh man It's not scanning. Why is it not scanning? Scan it. Give it a scan. I'm gonna do it correctly. I'm not doing it right. Here we go.

Oh, okay. So you go to Target or Starbucks, right? Where they have like giveaways and you put this over the Starbucks one. You know what I mean? When they're not looking, like, oh, okay. I'll put that in there. It directs you to a site that says you're fat.

It's very funny. How much could I pay for somebody you to a site that says you're fat. It's very funny. How much could I pay for somebody to just go blanket LA with everywhere you see a QR code slap this thing on there? That is so funny. OK, last one. No, I gotta go play with these dogs. I'm the zipper zipper my pants will get stuck Oh

In the fabric and get like in an upward to get Clitoris up Yeah, I can't and I can't fucking staff and I don't know how but I feel like I have to get I have to get it out I can't cuz yeah, I don't want it to pop down for no reason. I'm not about to get hit by a garment. Yeah, you broke up, but you're 100% right. That's a real big problem. Getting your zipper stuck up the wrong way. All right. Goodbye, everyone.

See ya. Thank you.