The Dick Show - Episode 400 - Dick on 1984: Part 2

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI combats racism in stock photography, DignifAI for thots, and Dagon calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

It's these printers, man. How they fuck you? They cause rumble not to... It's all related. It's all related. It's big everything. It's a big everything. It's big everything. Big farmas and cahoots with big printer. Big ink. Yeah. Big ink. Big ink ink ink.

Big note, big detection. Big nose. There's a industry of people working on making our technology turn itself off out of convenience. Yeah, I believe that. So, printer, we don't want you to have a bad printing experience. Here at Brother, we don't want you to have a bad printing experience. In fact, we don't want you to have a printing experience at all.

At all. Yeah. Subscribe to our Never Print Again package for $80 a month. You can print once or twice in your life, and then that's, that's enough printing for you. You're wasting paper. Plenty. Yeah. That's Big papers teamed up with big brother, the printer, not the government metaphor for the government, right?

50s from the 50s. Yeah. I wish we had it as good as they had it in 1984. I wish. Yeah. Right. You know, you know, I know there's one line in 1984 that I know they had it better than us. What's the line? The line is when, what's that guy's name? Finklebontz, what's the guy's name that gets tortured by rats?

The main character. Winston. Winston. When Winston gets out of reeducation after he's been reeducated and he runs into that girl that he had to fling with, he's also been reeducated. And they admit that they both lied on each other or told each other or rolled on each other.

And he says, there's a very specific line, I remember reading it like it's yesterday and I didn't know how prescient, how easy Orwell had it when he read this line. That's what I'm saying, 1984, I wish we were living in 1984. He says she had gained a little weight when he runs into the girl that they had to fling, we were living in 1984. He says she had gained a little weight. Oh really?

When he runs into the girl that they had to fling, the rebel fling, and then they both got captured by a big brother and reeducated. He said she gained a little weight. My friend, today, she would block out, it would be Winston and countered Cassandra, whatever her name was. I can't remember.

It could feel her rumbling and jumbling through his bones as she approached. He was, and he told himself she's fit and healthy. Like they had re-edimacated him to say, right? So he could feel her thunderous approach. Hey, Winston, hey, you guys. 1984 part two, right? Was that like, was that like sloth mixed with that Albert?

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, you guys. That's my next book, American Woman, Colin. Fat Albert meets sloth from the Goonies. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, you guys. Mama, you been bad. Mush mouth, more like full mouth.

Right in his band of women that he's always around. She's always around in a mush mouth cause she's always eating. Oh, he found Robert. So, that's 1984 part two. Yeah, we're past 1984. He had met her and she had gained a little weight. Yeah, yeah.

Or was it like, she gained a little weight. Yeah, yeah. Or was it like... She gained a little weight. Was it sarcastic? Was Orwell gay? Doesn't... A gay man. A gay author would write that. Yeah, if that was...

She gained a little weight. So if that were written by like Truman Capote... Yeah, that I would. I want Truman Capote's version of 1984. This podcast is so much more sophisticated than every other show. You know, we have references to classic literature. Classic literature that we had to read in high school. So that's why it's classic.

Well, I never, Everybody had to read the same book so we can appear smart for those shitheads that weren't in honors classes. I didn't read that in high school, I don't think. Because they were having family problems. Bingo. I don't think I read that in high school.

1984? I don't think, I don't think I did I don't think I read that in high school. 1984? I don't think I did either, honestly. I just read the Cliftonoads and I read it after. No, I read it like when I was like high school age, but I don't think it was actually an assigned. You want to hear some bullshit? What? First of all, guess what word is not a valid scrabble word?

Chew. Not a valid scrabble. Impossible. I was equally shocked. What do you mean? It's not a that's a name of a people. How could it not be? How could it not be a playable Scrabble word is like is araba a word or is it look it up? I don't worry and Oriental is that because it's a rug is that well. No, that's a real word

I'm allowed to play because that's a proper noun now well,, but it doesn't, like it could also just be the color, right? I mean, like. They're spelling that differently now. But, uh. Black the colors spelled differently. It's spelled I H eight Y T P O P L. Huh? With a smile.

So my printer's not printing my episode because it says, I'm out of toner, even though the last thing that was printed is perfectly legible. Yeah, we've detected The detecting detection agency. We're detecting that you're running low on printers. So, uh, We're never gonna print again. So in case you wanted like a splotchy printing experience. You don't get one you get no printing experience How nice fix this can China fix this? I We're gonna fix something Just fucking smash it

I want to go back in time and one engineer came up with that or fun engineer Yeah, and all the printers took lead and they said you know what you know what I hate I Haken's Mugee print jobs where it's like I could read it, but it's just not I don't feel confident There's like a little line through it Let's just make the printer stop printing. And there was a guy like me going, Hey, that's, that's a horrible idea. And then a bunch of assholes beat him to death. Why don't you just go ahead and do it. Okay. Why don't you trust the science?

Okay. Why don't you get on board? We're trying to reinvent the paradigm here with printing. It's got to be a good printing. Do you care about the customer? Man. And now, honey, will you stop? I gotta go to work, right? Right. That's a... 1984. So, you put on a little weight. Oh, you... Or well, you don't know how good you had it. You don't know how fucking good you had it. Now, one smoke detector chirping in the whole book. I'm gonna go back and read it. You tell me if there's one smoke detector chirping in the whole book. I'm gonna go back and read it You tell me if there's one smoke detector chirping in the whole fucking book. They just had to worry about telescreens

Yeah, oh, there's too much TV. Yeah, is that the problem? They're looking at you You can write it out by the teeth by your kids. Oh, man. I wish how fat's the wife? Well, she gained a little weight Oh, how they look sign me up, George! Sign me up, George! Gee. What's the government? Does the government have them on some kind of an eating program? Are there ration in 1984? Sign me up!

Presenting Dick. Lordy. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. You know, COVID's just a regular cold now.

Yeah! Welcome to Dick! You want Dickie, you love Dick, you bet it! This is Joe Evans, the contestant of the Mountain Bunker Deep and the Hottest City Failure. I'm your stick master, today Kate, the $40 million man! Joining me is world touring LA-based comedian Sean, the audio engineer. Hello dick. What's up, buddy? Yeah? Happy 400 episodes. Yeah, I did not realize that until a couple days ago. Yeah, goddamn you go well Doesn't it doesn't really though

Sure seems to crawls like you got your fucking hamstrings cut man. I I wish I wish it crawled time goes like It's like you it's like a race you shouldn't have run where you blow your hammy in the last and the last 20 feet And then that takes 80 years to limp across the man. Oh, yeah Oh Fuck okay. I'm just gonna go, I have to finish the race now? Oh fuck off, really? Okay. I guess, I mean, I guess you can take a minute.

Can't you determine where the finish line is though? I mean, ultimately. Yeah, but then every, for some reason, everyone calls you a coward. Even if you kill yourself? Yeah, oh, what a coward. What a coward that guy was. It's totally inconceivable that anyone would ever want to kill themselves.

Like, I'm sure. One way I'm glad that they can't relate to it. I mean, have they even tried? Well, maybe not. Maybe not. But I do believe that some people will just never go there. And it's like, it's like, wow, I'm glad that you- Yeah, cause they don't have any real problems. Well, I'm glad that you can't relate for whatever reason,

you know, like you can't, you can't relate, but there's, I mean, many a, many a person with incredible resolve and stick to it, of this has ended their own life. You know what I mean? Like it's in other areas. It's like- Oftentimes it's the stick to it, and it gets them across the finish line.

Yeah, you wanna read, yeah, right? Yeah, you wanna just kind of relegate them to like mentally weak, you know, like in all things, like it's a lot more complicated than that. They're pussies and they had small dicks. People kill themselves over compensating because they have small penises. That's what I see the women say.

They should have just got a raised up truck. They didn't have to kill themselves. They didn't have to kill themselves because of their small dick. Right. You know, honey, I don't think that's gonna work. I think that, I think your heart's in the right place, but that's kind of most of my problem with everything.

Your heart's in the right place. Cove's just regular cold now, they said. Well, every CDC said it. Every strain gets, I haven't read anything on the CDC, but it's gotten to where, yeah. It evolves now, it's safer, right? Yes. Should have let it evolve faster.

We could have been here, you know. Four years ago. And gotten rid of some boomers. And fat people. At 1984, they just let that shit go. Ooh boy, another fat disease is coming. Gains a little weight. Right?

I didn't ever realize that until I would have never not paying attention. Not paying attention like I am. The fatness. That's what would resonate with you. You need a little weight. What do you mean? Right.

What are we talking about? Winston was out and he saw his own... Damn this non-illustrated book. He heard a light honking sound of his old paramour that he had been abducted by the government with and re-educated. She was scooting up on a rascal hover-round scooter that was bigger than the last one that he saw on her end.

Right. He's talking about beers being the wrong size. He's talking about fucking beers being the wrong size. Yeah. Man, Georgia, how about a fucking wine? They switched my beer with wine cooler. How about that? It's non-alcoholic wine coolers.

They have got juice. They're selling for 25 bucks a four pack. I lucked out today, buddy. Did you? Oh man. How's that? Oh man, my girlfriend's been trying to drag me to this asshole factory.

I mean, I don't know what... Asshole factory. It's like a pop-up museum. Okay, we got a bunch of... A pop-up museum. We got a bunch of merry-go-rounds and shit and they're all like graffiti-ed on by famous artists and such. We bought this old carnival and we're taking it around and setting it up inside a warehouse

and you come there with your friends and ogle at merry-go-round. Who's doing it? Shit, I don't remember. And I'm like, all right, yeah, that sounds great. Let's do it. And I kept putting it off because I realized I don't want to do this.

Right. It's something. I don't want to do anything, right? I did something this year. How do I do this? No, remember that. Right, it's the whole like, okay,, but this this I will do one of those long You think we've been dating to do if we're going to make believe to Carnival museums. Yeah too long

I will do one of those things. I already did the snow Kept putting it off kept putting it off kept putting it off and wake up today's the day. It's like, have you know after the show? Mm-hmm. You say we're going in the carnival right? putting it off and wake up today's the day. So, like, after the show, you say we're going to the carnival museum. Oh man. How do I get out of this? I start thinking, oh, and she goes, I hear, oh, right, right.

And I'm like, that's, what's that mean? How come they all do that? Because they're fucking insane. Why did they? Because they're all insane. Because they don't get enough exercise. New bonus episode. The best invention in the world is the dog walker for your wife or girlfriend, whatever.

Dog walker for your wife to get her out of the house, get her, get her, you know. It's, you know, it's not just exercise. It's mental stimulation. I think COVID has, COVID has knocked. That house is for sale. Let's go look at it. Let's go. And they all go, I just want to go look at the open house. I want to go look at the open house.

The doctor's like, get him out. Spinning on the leash. And then the big one go, all right, runs in there. I'm going to get in there. They all sign their names on the sheet. Then they write them. The sheet. They run out. names on the sheet Then they write them the sheet they run out they love that sheet

Yeah, people like the piss dogs pissing on swimming going on. I saw this I saw your house I signed this afterwards. I'm pissing on top of your piss. I Am the most recent the most recent piss in this chew on that signature pissing match What was I talking about? I don't know Fuck oh, yeah, but I got out of the carnival you did how'd you do that? I hear you got it. You got out of it this morning I got out of it this morning here, huh? And then she goes you're never gonna believe how much because these tickets for this thing are 85 bucks. Oh You know yeah, I'm on her side right oh honey. Yeah, oh that's outrageous I thought they were gonna be you know, what is it? How much did you think they were gonna be 20 15 20?

Yeah, oh, it's outrageous outrageous what they do to you like this 85 bucks. I don't follow them immediately Is it going to charity? That's I mean there's's some kind of. Yeah, it's going to aerosolize the comic carnivals for kids charity that he's doing. Trucks me. I'm a comedian. It's going to the Trucks Me charity. I love that so much. You want to make a comic book at Ripa's End

or whatever he's doing? We're cost 17 bucks to ship a comic. Cause that's what he said when I was saying he was defrauding a charity. He said, no, it costs 17 bucks to ship the comic. That's not really a good price point if you're shipping other people's comics. Yeah, I guess not. $17, you know?

I don't know. So either the United States government has said, we're gonna give you better rates or someone's lying. That's it. It seems like he's, I mean, I don't know, cause I haven't talked about him that much cause we've been talking about fucking George, but Eric, calm down a little bit or you still fighting a,

you're still fighting a multi-front war. What's going on? Well, now I've got reinforcements. Well, I know. France has arrived in the form of Ethan Van Skiver, who's just making tons of money ripping on his comic and enlightening people about comic book art by ripping, by criticizing comics. It's like very, very entertaining for me.

Yeah, sure. For the art. But he's making, you know, he's taking it. He's like, I'm like John Travolta in that movie where he's trying to sue the power company, I think, for Hexavaleic Chromium and then the government comes in and takes it over. God, I didn't see that. That's not a very good reference.

Let's see here. Was it Look Who's Talking? I think it was Look Who's Talking to you. Yeah, that one, right? Yeah. Oh, man, I took a hard loss at Scrabble last night. You did because so, Jew is not a valid word. Not a valid word.

No, but like normally I haven't played much Scrabble in my life. You haven't? No, not really. It's a good game for relationship. You can use proper nouns. Can you not? No. Oh, you can't. So that's...

Then you could use anything. What? Then you could use anything. Oh, you can't. So that's... Then you could use anything. What? Then you could use anything. Oh, that's... Oh, of course. Oh, yeah. Okay. That makes perfect. So then, okay.

Well, then I guess... That was a race of... I didn't know it was like... Yeah, it was a... But it's a proper noun. I guess. Oh, if I don't know... I don't want to get my house blown up, you know.

Well... So I guess, you know, whatever. Yeah, but it's a, you know, it's a proper noun. Like, you know, you... You capitalize Christian. You capitalize... I capitalize the whole word. Capitalize... Well, I guess, you know, whatever. Yeah, but it's a, you know, it's a proper net like you, you know, you you Capitalized Christian you capitalize capitalized a whole word capitalized capital E. You capitalized Chinese you capital, right? I lost by I lost by one point with yah Can you believe that you ever heard that fucking word before? Yeah, this is the most this is the most bullshit is scrabble when I've ever seen in my life. There are some words I've-

Y-A. So that's not a fucking, last, we're down the very last letter. She goes, what's your last letter? I said H, it wasn't H, I lied. I'm up by nine points. She puts a Y down, Y-A on a double word, double letter or something to tie it up.

And then I get deducted my one point, I had an O, right? Cause I don't get to the last turn. And it goes to her. I said, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Yaw, what's yaw? She goes, that's a word like yaw. Like, yeah.

Like, challenge, 100% challenge, right? I look at that yaw word. What an Asian pair. What the fuck? Wow. What kind of a fucking scam is this? That big loss for me. Losing it, Scrabble. That's it. I see again, that's I would just be, I would,

And the relationship anymore. Orgiv too much with that kind of shit. It's like that fucking shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. If you can't use this shit in a sentence, you shouldn't get to be able to play it. It's not a test of randomly putting letters down. Yeah, right. Exactly. A vocabulary test, you know?

I got the, I got to play the missing or the cut Sean audio from Maddox's thing. What's that? Well, I haven't heard the, I haven't heard the other audio. Well, the fucking band, he cut Maddox cut Maddox, we watched his, you know, Cuckoo Mentory in the bonus episode that's out at patreon.com slash the Dick's show. Yeah. And yeah, it's like, all right, so I win.

Okay. It's like, yeah, but not, not why EAH. Just like, yeah. Yeah. Not why EAH just like yeah, yeah He cut out you know he very selectively edited it out like like a couple minutes here and there Oh, you don't say yeah, one of them was about you. Oh really? Yeah, I felt that that would drag down the documentary. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, you mean like to put something in context. Yeah, yeah. I think it might have been an overreach.

An overreach? Yeah, I think we could, it might be an overreach. Does anybody have that? Antoids, do you have that in the chat? We can listen to it right now. It's pretty funny. Don't show me pictures of Asian pairs. Yeah, someone posted and tagged me if you have it.

I am Lord. Yeah, it's the South Park Rev. Oh, yeah. Someone posted and tagged me if you have it. I am Lord. Yeah. South Park Rev. This motherfucker, Dagon is going to call in an answer for his crimes. What did he do? Allegedly. He did it.

He did it. He did it 100%. He did it. This guy right here. Dagon. Yeah. This fucking dickhead right here. Oh, whatever.

I'm going to really read him the riot act. Oh boy. Dagon, yeah. This fucking dickhead right here. Uh-oh, whatever. We're gonna really read him the riot act. Oh boy. Okay, here is, I got a warning. I fired up a movie last night. You did. Poor things, supposed to be like trash, like R rated, thriller, horror, suspense thing. And it said at the front,

a warning simulated tobacco use. I said, what? What simulated? What the fuck are you talking about? Uh, uh, warning, simulated tobacco use. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I want a cigarette after you're watching this movie. What the fuck is this for? Warning, may have gained a little weight. Ha ha ha ha. Warning, women on the couch are fatter than they appear. You take up smoking, you wouldn't have gained a little weight. That's a big part of it. Hey, smoking, that's, it's appetites. I also saw this, it's a stimulant, right?

It suppresses appetite. Yeah, I also, and it keeps you away from the food. Cause you like wanna, you know, if a woman's like, I wanna, can I smoke a cigarette? You gotta go outside or go away from the food. Right. So then they're away from the food. Because you like wanna, you know, if a woman's like, I wanna, can I smoke a cigarette? You gotta go outside or go away from the food. So then they're away from the food and they're like, well, I gotta get over there and eat that food. But I gotta finish this cigarette first.

I saw this survey saying that teenagers and millennials aren't going out with their friends anymore. It's like a big drop off. Yeah. Because it costs like fucking, Oh no. It costs a hundred dollars. Dude, it's crazy. That fucking carn costs like fucking, Oh no, it costs $100.

Dude, it's crazy. That fucking carnival thing, like kind of fun, but a hundred bucks. Absolutely not. Nobody has this money. No, it's, yeah, it's crazy, man. Everything is just so fucking expensive. And then get a load of this one.

So California minimum wage. Let me find this one. Yeah. This is a good one. Bread. California minimum wage, let me find this one. This is a good one, bread. California minimum wage got boosted up to 20 bucks an hour. Right? So if you're not providing 20 bucks worth of value,

your ass is getting fired or replaced by a robot or replaced by a nothing. They'll just put burgers in a big pile and people can just pick their own, right? Yeah, they'll figure out a way. And if they have a cell phone, they'll take it out and they'll use face recognition or something. They'll always figure out a way to pass it along to the consumer.

That's the... I mean, that's just how it works. And once the consumer runs out, your ass is not working anymore. They just made you working illegal. That is how a minimum wage works. If your services were less than that amount, you working you working illegal. That is how a minimum wage works. Yeah If you were gonna if your services were less than that amount you working is now illegal. Yeah, so you're no longer working. Yeah Larger group of people become unemployable. Yes That's one of the drawbacks

it's really people focus on the math part of the failings of public education a lot but the People focus on the math part of the failings of public education a lot, but the capitalism, the way that capitalism, the anti-capitalist shit is allowed to run rampant in kids is probably infinitely more damaging because I don't think you can teach math. I don't think you can teach kids either get it or they don't. And they'll stumble through it. The smart ones are not getting educated at school. They're going online and going, ChadGPG, what the fuck is an integral, right?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, especially maybe now, but it's, yeah, I mean, you know, public schools, they hold back the kids at the front and they don't do enough for the kids at the, I mean, you know, it's just for the middle. So it's a completely imperfect system. Well, now it's just for the bottom ones. It's for the bottom quintile. Well, seems like it, but also like from what I understand, like they, from what I understand,

they don't hold kids, don't repeat grades anymore. They can't. That's the, like for a long time, right? And they can't be taken out. So if you have a guy that's in there kicking everybody's ass because his dad's missing or his dad kicks his ass, you can't get rid of them. So he's just going around, they're turning it into a fucking, they're turning it into a, instead of from a metaphorical prison,

it's like a literal fucking prison. It's the closest most of a lot of these nice kids will get to prison. And it is not close enough for some of them. Yeah, right. It's a very sick system. And people focus on math because it's easy to test. And it's like a stand-in for IQ.

If people could just test IQ, they wouldn't give a fuck about math. Well, just look at the IQ. But the math test so closely resembles IQ. Closer than anything else. That's like the SAT thing too. Which is why they're trying to destroy that. But the worst part is, nobody's telling these kids, capitalism is the most efficient way to figure out

how much something should cost and how much of it do we need Oh totally, and there's no other there's no other system that figures that out No, but unfortunately like it's completely manipulated in our system like I mean that's the we have nothing And they're calling that capitalism. No, no, just the government doing bad stuff. Yeah, it's not it's not that's a problem with democracy Right capitalism. Yeah capitalism. It's got yeah right exactly it's That's a problem with democracy, not problem with capitalism. Yeah, capitalism has got, yeah. Right, exactly. And the reason I brought it up here is because the first thing you're fucking with, the first thing they always fuck with is food. It's always, oh yeah, minimum wage for restaurants.

That'll be 20 bucks. You just made it really difficult for people to make food. The one thing that always fucks up when you abandon capitalism or fuck with it is your people start starving the death. It's not a coincidence. It's a very important resource that needs nuanced control or that needs an appropriate price and demand set, right? Not people thinking how much we need

and how much it should cost. Like, no, use the efficient method to figure it out. Don't just sit there and try to guess, because you'll guess wrong. And there's the one thing, guess on everything else. Tell people how many cars they could buy. Tell people how much rent should be, whatever. Stop fucking with the food.

Because if you fuck that up everyone's gonna die here is Here is the Toronto Star. It's time to regulate prices of healthy food just like any other utility You don't want to brown out with food. That is the last thing you want You want a shitload of food? You want to throw food away because we need it a lot Electricity you go without internet for a little bit. Right? I go without plumbing for a couple days. Food we've traditionally always needed.

I always need that fucking food, man. Stop tinkering with it. This is, so $20 minimum wage except there's an exception for if you sell bread. because Panera bread gave Newsom a shitload of money. So they don't have to pay. So now Panera bread, now everything's going to be Panera bread. Everybody else has to pay 20 bucks. Except for Panera.

I'm like, well, all right, we'll buy your, Panera is going to take over McDonald's and Taco Bell. So that's sell bread. Well, I mean, but that's a lot's and Taco Bell. Some restaurants that sell bread. Well, I mean, but that's a lot of, but that, isn't that like a lot of fast food? I mean, like, couldn't you say McDonald's? Well, but, oh, just Panera,

does Panera sell bread by itself? Is that what they're saying? That's what it is? Well, no, I know, but they, but Panera bread, like they, you get sandwiches, you get like, nobody goes there and just eats bread, right? I don't think so. But they qualify.

So is it going to be McBread now? Well, who else? But I mean, like, who else qualifies? Like, you know, like Subway? I mean, there's- Is Best Buy gonna start making bread, do you think? Everybody should start making bread. We're paying, now we're gonna have a real wage

and you have to buy bread with your PlayStation 4. It comes with a side of bread, endless salad and breadsticks with your PS4. Everything's an Olive Garden. Free breadsticks. Can I offer you some, you want some oil and vinegar with your, with your cell phone? No, what do you mean? Well, we have to, we have to ask. The waiter comes over, here you go, here's your bread. What the fuck? Right. Do they not see the irony that it's always bread related, that at the both ends of this sick communist nightmare, it's bread lines, and then this one,

it's just everything is bread up and down the chain. All roads lead to bread. How much did janitor make in high school? He's a bread engineer, actually. He cleans toilets. So you clean toilets and then you go around giving the kids some bread. Yeah, make sure you wash your hands.

Put on that little chart in the bathroom slash bakery. I'm gonna go bake some bread. You gonna go take a shit? No, I have to go bake bread. Right, everything's a euphemism for... But I don't break bread, they have to pay me 20 bucks an hour. You can't tell when somebody has to take a shit or just actually go bake bread Yeah, I gotta go Love this I gotta go need a couple loaves. Yeah

Need some dough Does it mean masturbating at all? Is there a bread euphemism for masturbating? I don't think so. I don't think so either. People don't want to, you know, mix up bread and jacking off. Taking the shit's fine because it's like, well, you know, it's still bread. Pension Loafs, I mean, you know.

You know Carl's on his 500th episode? How did that happen? How did that happen? How did that happen? Twice a week? He's probably just cramming them in to get numbers on the board. Maybe. He's inflating his numbers. He's fucking inflating.

Fucking Carl. Yeah. Always with some kind of shady shit. Right. Wow. Here's a... Did someone post that maddux shit? Let me see.

Groceries are 20, 30% more expensive than they were four years ago. Oh, hallelujah! Well, at least we can go back to pretending that COVID is like the flu. Now that groceries are 30% more than they were four years ago, now we can go back to acting like normal, right? Old ladies don't have to wear... Can someone please go to all the old ladies and tell them they don't have to wear those masks anymore? Please, please. I still see a ton of people, like young people too, but yeah, and old people, like, and then I'm just like,

guys, it's, you know, you're in your car. You're standing by yourself. You know, maybe they're all, you know, maybe they all have immune problems. I don't know. We give up. You got all the money. I- Everything is, everything is 30 to 5,000 percent more expensive than it used to be. You have all of our money. Just tell them they don't have to wear the fucking mask. No, we like it. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny.

Here is, here is what Maddox cut that we did not listen to. You ready for this? Well, yeah, but are we gonna compare it to what he cut? This is what he cut, what I'm playing. It better be, or Antoids is big fucking trouble. Trying to pass this off. Okay, I don't know why I clip this. All right, there we go. Alrighty, this is in the,

I think this is in the rape list chapter. Is, okay. Is there something to do with rape? When was this said? Like what? I haven't watched it. What do you mean? Well, I mean, he's taken, he's quoting,

or he's playing me, right? I don't know. I have not watched this. Oh, okay, I forgot about it. I just know it's about you. Oh, okay. There you go. I get the point.

Like, are we supposed to be like confronting people in bars left and right? Yes, I've the point. Like, are we supposed to be, like, confronting people in bars left and right? Yes. I've done it. My friends have done it. I've seen strangers do it. It's not that hard. If you see someone doing something shady or trying to put something in someone's drink, you get off your dead ass, step up and do the right fucking thing. But the assumption here is that rape happens to women because they're weaker. In fact, his co-host even said as much. A man is bigger and stronger and most likely garter going to subdue a woman. Wow, what a hot take.

Except it's dumb as shit because every single person can be the victim of sexual assault. Even tough guys who think that they're in complete control of what they drink. And it's not as rare as you might- Do you have any comments on that so far? No, I'm thinking that the first thing that I'm talking about is probably has nothing to do with what he's... I mean, what you're saying is accurate.

You can't just go around harassing people left and right because you think that they have bad intentions. It's like, I don't wanna live in that world. Right, well, I don't know if it's like, you know, what we were talking about. If we were talking about, Right, well, I don't know if it's like, you know what we were talking about. If we were talking about, hey, like, I mean, like, if I saw somebody put something in somebody's drink, like when they went to the bathroom,

I would find that person who'd come back and when somebody just put shit in your drink. But that's never, I mean, that's how often is that happening? Well, I mean, with me, I don't go to bars. I would never, right, I mean, who's gonna, you know,? Well, I mean, with me, I don't go to bars. I would never, right. I mean, who's going to, you know, probably not going to be that obvious about it, but. Yeah. No one is, no one is thinking that that's,

that there's anything unusual about that. Yeah. What you've just said, that's like a normal thing to do and think. Maddox is pretending that he's the champion of stopping drinks from getting roofied in his house alone while he's pretending to be very untapped. I'm sure he took something completely out of context, but I'm not really sure what the conversation

could have been exactly. The original conversation was a woman writing to me telling me I'm not doing enough to by lecturing my audience to stop rapes from happening, that I need to be lecturing my audience more so that they'll stop. So they won't raping? Yeah, so they'll stop all the raping.

And I told her to go fuck herself. It's your, it's your problem. Don't ever tell me what. Oh, is that what you, yeah. What do you think about his position that it's actually stupid to say that things happen to women because they're weaker than men, that women are preyed upon?

Well, I mean, it's completely inaccurate, right? I mean, it's because... What are you... What are you suggesting? A man generally is going to overpower a woman if he has bad intentions. But that, surely that's, I mean, that's crazy. That's what Maddox is... Okay.

Yeah, I mean, that's crazy. That's what Maddox is. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I, you know, Sean, we have millions of men and women are have equal strengths in every way, you know, they're even stronger I think, you know, and physically, I mean, you know, I just It's because of sexism that they're not like the arm wrestling champ of the of the world and right power lifters, right? I mean, that's this just a point that like doesn't merit any argument. But he put it in this as a big O. Oh, and I know. I think, take for example, Reynard Sinaga,

the most prolific rapist in British history who assaulted over 200 people. But here's the catch, all his victims were men. Every single one of them. He's not even particularly strong. He was just able to use date rape drugs like many rapists do. But ironically, because Fanboy accused me

of calling him a rape apologist so much, people started looking into his past about all sorts of articles he'd written that downplayed rape. And these were articles I wasn't even aware of at the time we were friends. Like this one where he says it got- Oh yeah, then he already did this. Oh, this this is more of your yeah, this is your book. Yeah

This is men are better than women with the with the greater than sign Pointing to the right exclamation point that chapter is yeah Remember when you could just go on the internet and say whatever you wanted and kind of have this idea that people would get it's a joke Well naive that was back in the 2000s. Yeah, you know people supposed us to how stupid people truly are. Yeah. Yeah And now we're sure for it every day. Yeah, so he's so he cut out a lot. I'm sure Any of the that was just his thing on you is just letting everyone know that you don't... I don't have a clue when it comes to, right. Men getting sexually assaulted.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's just such a piece of shit. He's just such a piece of shit. Do you read, I mean, do you wanna read, think what you had to say about, about male rape victims? Like this gentleman that he's brought up there, that it's actually a huge problem.

You know what the point is? There's tons of serial killers are gay. Yeah. Like they've done, like- Now you're saying this is homophobic what you're saying now. No, like they, they drug and rape. I mean, you got Jeffrey Dahmer, you got a million of them. You got Henry Lee Lucas.

Yeah. You got, yeah. Ironically, the article that he is, ironically the article that he's bringing up there. Yeah. The article, you mean the book? Mine. Part of the book.

Yeah. The Joke. The article, like he wrote it for like, you know, Condi Nast or something, you know, Cond Nast. Ironically, the joke of that article is that, is taking back the victimhood of rape by saying it's a bigger problem for men than women, which is preposterous. But that's the, that's the premise of the joke of that of that essay Which ironically Maddox is doing in the video. Yeah So fuck he's just so fucking dumb

He's so fucking dumb and he's such a piece of shit. Yeah, it is Yeah, I Guess I guess you missed the part of the video where he went after my money by directly going after my sponsors and encouraging people to write fake reviews of my book. He's also a thief who is engaging in criminal harassment. The only thing he needs to be platformed in is jail. What? Tell me to jail.

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You know, like you, in the future, this, I think this whole, this whole multi-year, you know, more than half a decade meltdown of George, it would be looked at as exactly what not to do. I think we're past that point. But I mean, maybe generations from now, who knows? I mean, maybe nobody will remember or nobody will care. There'll be so many other horrors going on by that point.

But just, they talk about, you've heard the expression like live and rent free in somebody's head, right? Yeah. Like that doesn't begin to- No, no, to cover the obsession. No, of what has been going on in his head and the crazy shit that he just can't help himself doing. And it's like, and it's, it's also,

it's gonna just keep coming back on him as it always does because you're, because you're a liar, because he's a fucking liar. It's it's gonna just keep coming back on him. Yeah, as it always does because You're because you're a liar because he's a fucking liar. Yeah And it's I don't think I'm going to prison. It's all that out there. I don't want to jinx it, but I don't Think giving somebody bad book reviews is gonna land anybody. What are you in for? Oh, man, I told people to go give this shitty book, Bad Reviews. What was in Peewee's Big Advice? I ripped it, you know, the little tag on the mattress. Choked it.

He saw that and he didn't know that Peewee was joking. Yeah, yeah. I thought that was a real thing you could get in trouble for. Criminal harassment of me on Twitter. The only place he should be platformed is Draynall. It's like a Neil Hamburger punchline. Yeah, yeah. The only place George Michael should be platformed is Drainle It's like a Neil hamburger and punch line. Yeah. Yeah, the only place George Michael should be platformed is Drainle Fucking idiot so stupid Here's a here's a good one. This is just a little palette cleanser. This is a guy going to a

This is just a little pallet cleanser. This is a guy going to a town hall meeting, special board meeting. This is a guy showing up. Getting his voice out there, letting himself be heard as part of the community. Good evening cowards. Rick Hubbard, 97 Spruce Lane. Nice to see a bunch of fat, ugly women. Wow!

You, you! No, no, no. Wow! They're fat, ugly women is what they are. Let's talk about it. You didn't have to. Oh, man! It's the spice. No. Oh man. Oh, the spice. Oh, that's the spice we're talking about.

Remember 97 Spruce Lane, nice to see a bunch of fat, ugly women. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What do I mean? Oh, they're blowing gaskets. They were just like, that was like the last thing they were expecting. It's like, yeah, you know?

It's all it takes. How long did he get to talk for? Forever, I think he's still talking. As if any woman comes up to get away because he goes fat and they go, ah, run away. Such a dead pan delivery. It's like the Stephen Wright of misogynists. Yeah.

God. Oh, here's Maddox talking about the movie Pie because he's a mathematician. Yeah. Yeah. You ever see that one? I just can't ever get enough of looking at Maddox's comments. They're so stupid.

Yeah. I can never get enough of looking at Maddox's comments. He's just stupid. Yeah. A scene from a movie I can't stop thinking about is Aaron Offs is from Aaron Offsky's pie. 1998. Like what is like is this like he's like he's like yeah the director like you like a film buff now. Right. Exactly. He's an expert on it. It's from Lucas' Star Wars part five.

A lot of people don't know that it started at four. 1973, a scene from a movie. 1977. A scene from a movie I can't stop thinking about is from Aronofsky's pie, 1998, where protagonist Max gets called a numerologist. Just about the coldest thing you can call a mathematician. Yeah.

Cause he knows cause he's a mathematician. Right. So he understands. You mean like failure is not a bigger, not a mathematician is that failed mathematician. He that... Failed mathematician. I'm pretty sure he sued a bunch of people for getting called a cook and said it was... What did he say that mental jazz was having like a horrific mental anguish and stuff?

He really has left reality. He really has no... He's lost his last tether. It's gone. He's off floating to where he sees. Spacey land, planet Zebnaet. It's like, you know. Hillary Clinton land. It's like he's in, he's, he pictures himself

as a king on his throne, like, you know, regaling his subjects with his wisdom. And what he is really is he's a homeless guy sitting on a box in an alley yelling at cats. That are, you know, with nobody around. Which is the coldest thing you can call a mathematician, trucks me, right? I know.

That's cold. There's a lot of wisdom in this quote as he's essentially describing confirmation bias. It's important for people to understand this concept as it applies to all areas in life, especially when you're looking for evidence to back up your beliefs. Ask yourself, have I looked for evidence

to disconfirm my beliefs or observations? Usually the answer is no. That's all I do. Yeah. I automatically think I'm wrong. Yeah. Like that's how I grew up. Because even when I was right, because facts and truth in my house,

dependent on how somebody was feeling. Like it's like, doesn't matter, you know, facts and evidence be damned. I'm in a bad mood, you're fucking wrong. Yeah, but then people just like, like Maddox just say that, just look like they're, they just say it as a different way to say, I have examined all the angles. Oh, I know. And actually you should too. Oh, no, I know. Cause here's this quote from a movie where the guy in it is a, uh, numerologist because he's, he thinks pie is everywhere. Yeah. Literally the numerologist, not about math. It's about numerology.

Yeah, he's shithead. He's gone, man. He's gone. He's just gonna, you know. Yeah. Did you see that Wendy's had a surge pricing idea? Yeah, and then they've walked that back or that was like, it was like,

oh, well, that's not what we said. I mean, that's, you know, like we're, it doesn't really, I doesn't feel walked back. Yeah. We're not misinterpreting, you know, you guys, yeah. I misinterpreted a cheeseburger. Yeah, yeah. How'd that happen?

I misinterpreted the rule. Yeah. You have to learn to cheat like a white person. Yeah. I misinterpreted the rule. How come it feels like all you motherfuckers are walking a lot of shit back recently? Yeah, I don't know.

It doesn't feel like you, like Google the, the black president of 18th century France and how it can't generate any white people and how cheeseburgers are now? I have to buy a derivative to get a cheat to eat today. How come it feels like a lot of shit's getting walked back at the same time? Was there some sort of a gold rush that I don't know about? It feels like it. Here's the FBI.

There's a lot of confusion. They asked Sergey Brin, the guy who made Google, like the old CEO. Smart guy. They asked him how that Google shit happened, where it doesn't draw white people. And his response is, oh, not enough testing. So yeah, it's not enough testing that caused that?

You don't think it's 30 years of shit like this? This is the FBI posting an alert about shoplifting. And this is what the FBI has chosen two well-dressed white women who are sneakily looking around and one is cramming what looks like a foot-long hoagie into her. That's... This is what the deep state, FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and all of Silicon Valley has been cramming down...

You got a Wikipedia look up like, Black Pride, whole article. White Pride? Nope. Sorry, that's not a real thing. The Google isn't broken. It's telling everybody and drawing in explicit terms exactly what you cock-suckers have been pumping down our throats for 70 years since the beginning of the Cold War. Since the end of World War II, when you decided that hate speech, when the Soviet society that hate speech was going to be something that would apply to everyone so nobody could make fun of the government.

That's it. That's the only thing it is. And everything after that has been an accelerant toward that Google Gemini shit, which was not a bug. It's just reflected everything that we've been consuming for 60 fucking years. It's not broken. Everything else is. What are you gonna say? I was gonna say, is one of those Winona writer? Yeah, legendary shoplifter.

Or like, was it Marie from Breaking Bad, Hank's wife? Yeah, but here's, there are just some of the impacts organized retail theft has on everyday Americans. Who are the everyday Americans that are not pictured here? I've news for you, FBI, women love spending money. They would actually hate shoplifting. They like like their favorite part of shopping is wasting the money Can you fucking believe that the FBI here's an important bulletin about shoplifting rings? Oh wow? What do they look like good shit to college aged white women just like wearing burberry pico's this can't possibly be

Controversial and come back on us is the thought. It's time to be controversial guys. It's time to say one true fucking thing. Just one. Fuck. Except they don't want that. They want this to be the message. It's just important that people realize that people shoplift. These are just people.

This is an example of people. It's like... So then Google goes, I digested all the stuff on the internet. Hey Google, show me some shoplifters. Well, I mean, I only have... My god. The authoritative sources are the FBI.

It's the King of France. Yeah, there. Is this not... Did I fuck up? Like a child, right? Right. You fucked up! It didn't fuck up!

It's getting all the information just as you fucking cock suckers have been presenting it right Okay, good times good Good time. How did that happen? Oh gee? I really don't know. I really don't know how it happened What time is it? Oh shit, it's already one really Little late we did start late. Yeah, here's the teens who go out with friends survey. The what? Teens who go out.

Teens are unwilling. Percentage of teens who say they go out with friends two plus times a week. Started plummeting right here. Boys and girls, yeah. What happened in 2007? Something with the money happened in 2007. Maybe social media, but man, it's fucking hot. It's just a ripoff.

Leaving the house costs 40 bucks now. It's crazy. Dude, like it used to be, I used to joke that like in LA, like a 20 is like a one. It like 20s are singles. Yeah, now it is. Well, now it doesn't, that doesn't really cover.

Doesn't cover it? Yeah, it's closer to 40. See, LA has, oh yeah, we've got our first DACA cops. DACA. Like deferred illegal aliens who were born here. What does it stand for? DACA, yeah, what does it stand for? Well, that's deferred action for childhood arrivals.

Childhood arrivals. So they weren't born here because they would be a citizen. They were brought here very... We feel bad sending kids back home. Because they've been here almost the whole time. So now they're the first crop of illegal aliens are cops in LA. And legally they can't own firearms because they're not citizens. So they have to get their gun when they show up to work and then give their gun back.

Wow. Can you believe that? I didn't think about that. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I'll do the government. Because you don't have, yeah, you don't have all the rights of a citizen. Yeah, they can't have a gun outside of work.

I'm sure they do because they're cops. So they do whatever they want. Yeah. But it's ironic. That's interesting. Very interesting. Very interesting. Let's see what else we got here.

Dignify. Oh yeah, it's an AI. They're using to put clothes on whores. That's pretty nice of them, right? So the whores struck back by throwing a big tantrum. So they put clothes on them. Clothes on them, so it's... Taking their power away from them, you know?

You girls like taking your tops off to protest shit? Yeah, oh no. We're gonna put that shit back on. Virtually. Yeah. It's hilarious. See, look. They're mad about it.

Oh, Sean, they're taking a... I mean, you know, and they're upset, close, come right off. Nobody's going to tell me to virtually cover up. Yeah. Right? They're all, Borja and Chud's used AI to clothe her. She fought back. That's the message here. But then they put, look, they slapped some clothes on that bitch again. Oh, George. George, if you ever just finally lose it and,

and, and come to kill somebody because like, that's much more likely than anybody else, than anything going the other way. Just take all your rage and stuff at dick and just come shoot me in the head. I give you permission, please. Do all the torture shit to me, just shoot. I just, yeah, just shoot me in the head

It's it's fine Won't even be like these won't even be upset about it look at her not so you're not so happy now You got this but a blouse buttoned all the way up Take that oh god, and they hate they hate this. They're upset. Because they think, they probably think it doesn't, I wouldn't choose that. What if they'd done it in a like a really taste, like, wow, that's a really nice top. It is. No, but I mean, like maybe that's not, you know, to her taste.

Would she be, would her degree of anger change depending on what was on her? You know, are they like, oh, I look cute in that? Well, she only wants the picture on Rolling Stone to show off her tits. I know. I know. Maybe, yeah. I'm just saying. Maybe they can make her tits bigger but cover her up more.

She just has to admit it, but... It's funny. Okay, let's see here. Here's, uh, Israel tweeted this. Was it worth it Hamas? And then a big, all the apartment buildings destroyed. Bro, that's, yeah. Wow. Cool.

Yeah. It's like, whatever, they killed like 30,000 people or something like that. Is that Hamas' crib that I'm looking at right there? Yeah. So are they, they just, they just do not, they don't give a looking at right there? So are they- They just do not, they don't give a fuck. Are they terrorists or are they freedom fighters? Because you don't punish terrorists by killing other people, they don't care.

You don't say, hey, was it worth it Hamas? Well, no, you guys, you said they were terrorists. So why would they, they don't care. Right. They don't care about their own guys. Why would, it's not a, that's not an own, right? Yeah. You see, hey, Hamas, we killed own guys. It's not an own, right? You see, hey, we killed those guys.

Yeah, awesome. We knew you would do that. That was the plan the whole time, is this. And then we just didn't think you'd go ahead and post shit like this online and make everyone fucking hate you. Yeah, thank you for doing it. The backlash is ever increasing. It's getting rough. No, I think rightfully so. Um, Hollywood people are having to come out and couch their support of Israel now,

which I've never seen before. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, you know, uh, it's totally, we do want to cease fire on those hostages and stuff, but, uh, oh man, oh man. You guys are making it very difficult. You guys are making a lot of good points about the, uh, thousands of kids that are getting uh, butchered and murdered. Bro, they're fucking shooting, they're shooting people who go to retrieve fucking aid. Like human right? Like a joke.

Like like supplies and shit. Yeah. Was it worth it Hamas? Man, like, supplies and shit. Yeah. Was it, where's it, Hamas? Man, that guy wasn't in Hamas when we were talking about it. Oh man, you guys are fucking around. You guys are really fucking... Stop fucking with us! Stop fucking with us!

Sincerely the Jewish people! Like, whoa! It's a bad, it's a bad, bad look. It's a bad look. Uh, and then you got this jackass. Let's see. Where's John Stuart? I think this is a new one. John Stuart's new show to try to stop Trump.

It has always prioritized white comfort over... The truth is... The banner says the problem with white people man in the 90s and shit Not have no problem with that all right with what with a Guy who is not white saying the problem with white people and a big background on a show everyone was pretty cool with that Right. I don't know if they're I don't know if they're cool with that anymore Maybe save that for season two. Sure.

All right, that's all the, should I have here? Let me see if there's anything good that I missed. Waco anniversary, that's pretty cool. The North Face is offering 20% off if you complete their digital course in racial inclusion. The North Face, the the outdoor app racial inclusion? The North Face. The outdoor apparel company? The North Face. Yeah, yeah.

You could put some money in your pocket by taking a racism class online. Really? How long does it take? I don't know. The rest of your life, I think. But like, I mean, if it was pretty quick, it does seem worth it for 20%. Yeah, 20% off, hell yeah. I mean, it's substantial, yeah.

I'm sure they'll get a lot of people to do it. Oh, they love it. Yeah, why not? When can I get the second course? Right, can I get 40% off? Yeah, exactly. I want to do extra credit. I want you to owe me money.

This one's four trans kids in one family, this one. Huh, what are the odds? What are the odds? What are the odds? Okay. Oh man. Alright, just don't... Just don't cut their shit off, alright? I don't care about it.

I don't care about all that stuff. Just don't give me any drugs. Don't care about it. Yeah. I don't care about all that stuff. Just don't get many drugs. Don't do anything right. Don't let them, let them, you know, maybe it's a phase. Maybe the kids think all kinds of stuff. Great job, TERFs, men's rights activists are using your bigoted trans arguments against cis women. Oh, what?

Just how is that? Uh, can- if anyone- if women cannot play sports with trans women because they are too weak to win, how can we still justify things like female fighter fighters and cops? Hey, well that's a- I mean that's an interesting question. I hadn't- that hadn't occurred to us. Huh. How? What a interesting conundrum you've presented. I suppose, yeah, I guess if, I guess we're not gonna let trans women compete in sports with women, we're gonna have to take a second little look

at this whole cop thing. I wonder what George has to say about that kind of thinking. Like what kind of deflection he would use to- Oh, just what kind of, no, I mean, obviously to him, everybody's like physically exactly the same, right? So- People really do think that.

Yeah. There are guys who think that women should be competing in Major League Baseball and that they have like it's that's just sexism. Absolutely insane. Yeah. But it's totally insane because they can't even understand. Never never been around a sport in their life. Yeah. I mean, they couldn't be. Yeah. Like it's you explain the infield fly rule to a woman and explain, have her

tell me what she should do if she's on second base. Not going to happen. All right. Okay. Let's get to these comments. Maybe I'll talk to, is Dagon in there? Dagon, are you in here? You're going to get yelled at.

I want to know what he allegedly did. He did it. He definitely did it. He admitted it. Did he admit it? He ruined the biggest problem episode. Really? He ruined Vito's booty bit, the Vito's booty bit this week. I had another huge L.

Oh, really? Two in a row. Oh, man. Thanks to this fucking jackass. Here he is. Oh, what? Oh man. Thanks to this. You can't take too many more of this. Here he is. Oh, what? Oh. He's in there. All right. Let me read some of these comments first. What are you guys talking about?

Bullshit. I don't know. Some guys are just obsessed with this idea that they're like these gallant white knights that are preventing rapes by having their eyes out for drink spikes. I don't really think that's happening. Oh, the North Shore. North Face. North Face class is about privilege. Yeah.

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I'm not sure there's a man taking too long to drive you black right they have they have nice stuff 20 yes free gloves they have nice stick give me some quench gum. Yeah. Quench gum. Wow. Yeah. You see a flying sandal. Max, I got it. Yes. Not me finish. It smells like peanut oil. Damn it. Vietnamese. Oh, they posted a bunch of those dignify ones. Oh my God. Yeah. So this is what they're

doing to the, the only fans girls. See how the AI is putting it. Is that, is that a vacuum cleaner? Yeah. This one's in like a slutty bikini. And they've got, they put clothes on her and made her like, I'm changing, I'm changing the filter on a vacuum cleaner. Oh, that is pushing her. It's on him. Jesus Christ. Oh, they took the tattoos off him too. I saw they're doing that. Really? Yeah. I mean, it looks so much better. I'm just tired of seeing these. I'm really sick of seeing these gross shots of like

women's taking pictures up their ass. Like, oh, look, I'm just built like this. Right is, come on. It's too much, too much. Too much for you, huh? Yeah, way too much. Okay. They put this one, they're tits hanging out in a sailor uniform and a tattoo.

They gave her just jeans. Well, he made her tits smaller, I think too. Oh, did that, did the computer do that? Maybe. I don't know, like God damn computer. Oh wow, very classy, ladies. Very nice. Good times.

Oh, Lemon Saki says, Jew was a valid Scrabble word until slurs were removed from the words list. But that's... But it's not a slur. It's not a slur. So that's why they removed it? That's offensive! Yeah, it's not a slur. We went ahead a slur. So that's why they removed it? That's offensive. Yeah, it's not a slur.

We went ahead and took Jew out of there. Why? Well, I think in Los Angeles, there is like a, some kind of a group or a foundation where it used to be called like, I think it's like for the alliance of Christians and Jews. Yeah. Like that's, that was literally, it's something like that.

Yeah. There used to be like like there's nothing, there's nothing loaded about the Jew. I mean, here's a slur that, Right. I mean, they have a slur. Yeah, no, people like- I need to pretend that doesn't exist.

I mean, I guess if you're, I see the slur thing, if you're calling it like a non-Jew, a Jew with whatever implications, but like that's not a good enough to, to, to make it not a scrabble word. It doesn't seem like it to me. That has real life implications for people. Okay.

Yeah, right. Lives are on the line. Lives are on the line. Yeah. I mean, you know, games, I mean, have, has anyone ever Diverses families killed, to be torn apart. Got killed because of the outcome of a game. The answer is yes, it has happened.

Has anyone got killed because of a slur? Hmm, not really. And, Adik, I just want to let you know that it's a 25 year old man. Yes, and I get, somebody put that in, yes, I get it that it's used as a verb too. Okay. Yeah, that, you know. Well, they don't have to cosine everything

that people say with the word. It's just, is it a word or not? That's the game. I agree, I agree. It's not, do you like using this word? Right, exactly. I don't like using half of these words that I'm putting down. Oh man.

Oh, I was so fucking pissed. Yeah, that's a... Yeah, I don't know. That's why you put down yo, and she goes cause the yaw was on the double letter. Yeah. I needed that to win, to tie. God, dirty.

Dirty, you. Dirty. I wonder what they taste like, yaws. Probably like a pear. Hey, Dick, I just want to let you know that as a 25-year-old man, it's extremely cathartic to hear you and Sean talk about how hard young men have it. I don't envy them. Yeah, and you can listen to it and not have to buy a bunch of stupid hustlers' university shit, right?

That's the benefit of listening to this show. You get to get hearing complain about your life, and you don't have to pony up 50 bucks and you know Human trafficking or whatever they're doing. Okay Johnny Rockett says you're pushing your problem is from an angry girl writing in complaining about dick telling women They need to look out for themselves. She wanted dick to urge his audience to not rape Yeah, okay, as if it would do something. Right. Wasn't there a... Didn't... weren't there billboards all over LA like a few years ago?

I mean, something like that. Stop raping. It was kind of like that. I remember seeing him in Hollywood. I don't really like participating in that sort of corrosive like blame shit. Like, hey, you knock off all that rape. Like, what are you talking to me for? I didn't do anything, right? I don't really think that's,

I would consider that divisive. And stupid. But like, billboards to, like, I'm pretty sure that like the, I'm pretty sure the rapists know they're not supposed to do that. That they can get in trouble for it. I mean, I don't know that anybody was like,

was honestly like, I had no fucking idea. I had no idea. Man, some, there are interviews happening in countries where guys will go around asking individuals in that country about rapes they've perpetrated. They are as close to that as you're going to get. Oh, in certain places. Yeah. Oh, I, yeah, I did it.

Yeah. Yeah. No, you know, in certain places. I was around and I did it. Yeah. Yeah. No, you know, yeah. In certain play, I was around and that's something I did. I'm talking no recognition of like, right, good and bad and all the things that you need a society. Yeah. But they're like the women are property. You know, like it's a total. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about, I'm talking about the U S. I don't think anybody, I don't think anybody's like, we gotta get that wall up, man. Michael said, I found another guy, said I found the context for,

it's all fun and games until a dyslexic girl gets raped. And Maddox is from the bonus episode. It's from the bonus episode, exactly. It's from bonus episode 11. So Maddox is pirating my content, my paywall content. Well, actually, I think he's using it for educational purposes. Like, he might claim fair use on that.

Maybe I should let the court figure it out. Maybe I should put a copyright claim. That is my copyright. That's true. I don't think it's being, I don't think that is fair use. Why don't you? Maybe I should. You should, fuck, yeah.

I mean, I gotta make a YouTube account because all my accounts are banned. Hmm. Okay. Well, we'll have to court figure it out, you know? Okay. Maybe it's fair use, maybe it's not. Yeah.

I don't know. He's saying what I would did was illegal. Yeah. Distributing my IP, but I don't have that IP. Yeah. Just gotta let the court figure it out. We should celebrate the courts. Yeah.

Courts are a good thing. He just, he doesn't know how anything works. Well. He doesn't know how anything works. See, I forgot, that's a good point here. Yeah. When a stereo's proposed a system where girls wear a flower on a different side of their head to say whether they are

open to be hit on or not. And then I made that you wear, it used to be like what you used to hear about the, which ear the earring was in, if you were a guy in the 80s. Oh yeah. Remember on me and like, yeah, right. Yeah, the 80s. Oh yeah, you were a guy or not. Right, exactly. Was that real?

I think it was just something straight guys made up. I don't know, but I... Because it was gay either way. Then I saw, I always heard left is straight, right is gay. That was like the simplistic version of it. And then you would see then you would see ear rings and both guys, both of their ears, like, oh, they, it's like that. I think that went by the wayside pretty quickly, but that was, I have no idea. I wasn't old enough to like

be thinking about getting an earring. I was just like, Oh, so that's, so it's a, it's a code. It's a code. Huh? I went to the mall with my cousins in the late 90s and we got those those magnet earrings. Oh, yeah. Frank our moms like we got our ears pierced. They got to be pretty powerful, right? To get you go through your lobe. So we both had them. And oh, got people wear that shit in their tongue too the magnuines. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah They're like really fucking I feel weird it must Our moms came to pick us up. I'm like check it out. We got earrings and our moms Really my grandma just came over and grabbed it ripped it off

We're like, did you know that was fake? And she goes no no Yeah, I believe it Did you know that was fake? And she goes, no. No. No. Yeah. I believe it. No. No. The Mexican grandma. She's like, come over here. Yeah.

I'll fucking split your ear lobe right now. Yeah. I guess we shouldn't do, I mean, we weren't going to get them. Well, she, she's a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she proved right then that she was willing to fucking, to walk the walk. Yeah, really? Yeah.

Out of nowhere. She didn't even talk the walk. Yeah, really? Yeah, she's out of nowhere. She didn't even talk the talk. She just walked. Whoa. Get this fucker. Jojo says woman alert. Okay. Catastrophic gap. Hey, Dick, this happened to one of my friends, parents.

I thought of it when you said every woman on earth had as at least one sudden and catastrophic gap in her not basic knowledge His mom didn't understand that cash back at the grocery store was your own money She thought it was some sort of a charity bonus benefit run by grocery stores You want cash back? Oh? Yeah, yeah, that free money thing that everyone's getting in on. About time I got a little something back for me. Wow. You know, I spent a lot of money at this place. You guys are just giving me a little, how much you want? All

of it. Yeah. Well, I don't know if I don't want to be greedy. I don't leave some free money for other people. Wow. That's, you believe that? That's pretty surprising. Adult with children. Yeah. Oh, did you get cash back? Do we have enough of the account? What do you mean? Yeah.

What do you mean? Well, you got... did you check the balance of what? The account before getting cash back. Why would I do that? I would do that. I got it from the grocery store. Are you fucking with me? I didn't go to the bank.

Yeah. I didn't get it from the bank. Yeah. are you fucking with me? I didn't go to the bank. Yeah. Coach Restore, cash back. Yeah. You do realize that you gave them a card that has a... You gotta pay for the groceries. And they give me the cash back as a thank you for shopping. Right, they have a big fund.

Maybe you should be a little more grateful of my shopping around the house. Wow. So all day she was going from store to store, getting cash back, thinking she had discovered a loophole in the system. This is, who is, this is his mom? Or his friend's mom? Friend's mom.

See 1984 doesn't mention this. His dad is confused, asking, why is our bank account drained right now? While she's driving around with thousands of dollars in cash in her wallet. So she just pulled out all their money. Oh my God. She does.

And paid a percentage to the store. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my God. 911. Oh, I want to report domestic abuse. Do you just call a divorce lawyer immediately? No, because you're lucky you know what the gap is.

Yeah, yeah, right, right now. It's the devil you know. All right, so I got that. Watch out for it. Apparently she came home all proud, thinking she has solved all their possible monetary troubles. Yeah, like a dog that dug up the yard and when you come home, sitting there wagging its tail

covered in mud, look what I did. She said, ta-da, when she showed him the money. P.S. try to get V-Lone Predator, the black or Chinese guy from Twitter on the show. He doesn't do podcasts, but he's hilarious. At least show his account to Sean. Have you seen that guy? No.

This is what you'd look like if you were black or Chinese. Oh, really? Oh, that's, oh, oh, oh, that's, if you were black or Chinese. Oh really? Oh, that's oh That's oh, he does he does a eyes. Oh, wow. Anybody post something you guys This is what you look like if you're black or Chinese. Wow, and he shows both of them. Let me Predator Okay, a numerologist is pretty much the worst thing you could call a mathematician. See, people post stuff. Yeah, so that's...

And then he says, this is what you'd look like if you were black or Chinese. And he does it all day. Wow. Pretty cool, right? It's interesting, yeah. Okay's interesting. Yeah, okay. Yeah. There you go. Wow, some of those are fucking crazy. Yeah, right thing.

Here's a China lived a tic-tac that she would look like. Right. Pretty accurate. I mean, yeah, that looks like a black and a Chinese woman. Yeah, yeah. Well, okay. Cool stuff. Oh, you even, yeah, you've been doing it with the...

Kids he's doing it with. Epstein. That guy looks like almost like a... Oh, yeah. What do you think about black Epstein? Yeah. I mean... Chinese Epstein. Hair should be, I mean, Chinese Epstein. His hair should be a little different, I think.

Which one? Black Epstein. What should it be like more? Well, it should have, you should look. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It doesn't kind of ruins the illusion a little bit. This is the guy that heard Jews tunneling under his house.

Oh, really? So he claimed, yeah, this is what he'd look like if he was black or Chinese. Yeah. Pretty odd looking. He looks almost, he almost looks more like a very dark Indian on the left. Yeah, he does. The technology is not perfect.

No. Here's what Amy Schumer would look like if she was black. She looks like Margaret Cho. If she's Chinese. Yeah. Yeah. Chinese women and white women, as they approach terminal fatness, they begin to resemble each other very much. She's got that disease too. Okay.

Right. Cool. Okay. Well, that's a Google or that's an account. Dating apps in the modern age. Don't say my last name. Hiddick on this week's episode. I heard you say hinge is the dating app that girls Message first on whoa, it's a big one Maybe realize you guys are blissfully unaware of how bad dating has gotten in the modern era Oh, man. I'm for sure that applies to me. Yeah, I've been through all the apps So let this be an explanation of how they work in the absolute nightmare that being in your 20s and being single in

2024 to give you a quick overview We live in hell when I first got in the apps in 2018 most cour your 20s and being single in 2024. To give you a quick overview, we live in hell. When I first got in the apps in 2018, most courting practices carried over from the real world, world dating to messaging people on dating apps. However, the process has become so gamified that the way people interact now is basically a game of who can be the biggest psychopath. Women drown in matches, forcing guys

to either be immediately the most clever and charming person they've ever met or just be horny to get their attention. Yeah, that is fucked. Because women have like a thousand guys at all times waiting on their responses. Yeah, sure. So you have to be like a fucking nightmare. By virtue of the fact that women get 20 times of matches, Bendy standing out is less about being a chill guy and more about the law of the large numbers. You will only get matches on one out of 50 women you swipe on and most of those won't respond.

You need to be constantly swiping in order to actually get someone who's free and bored enough to talk to you. Men should be prepared to treat dating apps like they're new nine to five, whereas women need to brace for literal hundreds of creepy advances every day. Once you've gotten a date, it doesn't get an easier. Can't they farm this shit out to AI? Like just match people?

You know? Instead of all this fucking shit, such a waste of labor. Right. The dating scene has birthed a new breed of woman, one who juggles suitors like a circus act thanks to the buffet of choices. If you make it into someone's lineup, you're likely sharing the spotlight with a few other hopefuls. A few pro tips. Ditch the selfies. Selfies signal you have no friends. Oh my God. Alright. Open with humor that's tailored to their profile. Here's the lowdown on apps. Tender. Yeah. Navigate off the app ASAP. Yeah, yeah ASAP. Before splurging on the paint, aspects, polish your profile.

Okay, there's a bunch of advice that I'm sure works randomly. But right, it's worse than we think, I guess. Alright, well, I believe you. Harv Prentice is a strong woman. I've been a fan of the world's strongest man contest and strongman events for about a decade now. Yep. Two half decades. In the past years, they've made a really,

they've started really pushing strong woman. Yeah. I thought you might want to take a look at these beauties. Let's see what these women, let's see what the strong women are like. This year is the toughest lineup I think that I'm going to be facing. The field is like totally stacked. Wow, they're big.

Victoria Long, she is extremely phenomenal at everything. We've got a few new faces coming in. Well, because it's just like pure brute strength in those competitions, you know. The only thing I can do better at the moment is be more mentally prepared. Okay. Wait a minute. What is that sound, or am I... Wap wap wap wap.

Ba da da da da. Yeah, just in there. Watching what other competitors are doing, taking risks. You've got some no ones to push and ones to not. When it comes to loading events, it's like another animal that comes outside of the world. I can't even explain. That will be cool.

You know, people have waited for people. I don't want to be offensive, but like... Well, how many are... I mean, how... Can they allow trans athletes? Well, obviously, there's... We've seen... There has to be multiple that we've just watched, right?

Well, the thing with huge women is genetic, they have genes, you know? I understand that it could still technically be a woman, but that's a trans-different... That's a lot of stubble. This seems like a trans woman. Just tell me if they do allow it or not. No, they must, right? They must. Like that's a woman. Yeah, I don't think that's Riff. Okay. Oh, wow. That's a big one. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I would like this event.

Because the worst part about Strong Man is it's cool. I like, I love that. Mr. Watcher used to be on ESPN too. Yeah. And that was a thing. That's awesome. But then it's sad when they think about them, their backs hurting and stuff.

So maybe this one, I wouldn't feel anything. Right. I always remember though, it was like Magnus for Magnuson. Yeah. Cause you can't forget that name. Yeah, exactly. We're like pulling a fucking, you know, whatever. Yeah. Flip and tires.

Boulders. Yeah. The boulder, like the, fucking, you know, whatever. Yeah, flipping tires. Boulders. Boulders. Yeah, the boulder. Man. Like the, how far can you carry it? Yeah. Those guys were huge. For the Strong Woman event, do they have, when they have to carry stuff, do they have somebody where they're supposed to carry it, just shouting at them the whole time, like,

right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here. It will be cool. You know, people have waited for Lucy and I to deadlift against each other for a while now. I would love to hit 700 pounds on that stage with that bar, but if I have to go more, I'll go more. They're big. Yeah, they are.

Okay, that's cool. Well, hey. God damn. I might have to check that out. God damn, God damn. Jamie Burch says, you know, I'd love to check that out. God damn, God damn. Jamie Burch says, you know, I'd love to see Israel. Oh boy. I think I know where that's going.

Okay. Don't play Scrabble. Yeah. Is Hamas an allowed Scrabble word? Good question. Let me see. Good question. I should really have the app.

Yeah, well, because it, yeah, words come up all the time, right or yeah Hamas Hamas is not a play no, okay She goes yeah, I've looked at all the you know little words you can play so I know I've played that one before Maybe she don't know what it is. Hmm. That's the It's not fair you guys had it. She knew it was a word and then you guys what it is. That's the... It's not fair. You guys had to... She knew it was a word and then you guys looked it up and it's an Asian pair. Yeah. Yeah.

Not even in death can this guy have a little respect. Hey, Dick, my name is Ethan. I don't give a shit if you read my name. This guy in the Air Force who emulated himself for Palestine can't even catch a break from his side after he died. Sure. Guy really got forgotten about real quick. Really?

Yeah, I haven't seen shit from him after people were done making fun of him. Yeah, well. He just disappeared. Yeah, you know, yeah. So I'm smug to tattooed his name on his face. He's not posting much these days. He should have set up some real bangers to go after his death. White man literally burns himself alive for Palestine.

The leftists still hate him for being white. Can we not use this phrase on white men, please? I get this sentiment. Oh, rest in power. Okay. Oh, come on. Well, Oh, black people own.

They just have to own every fucking word. Oh, God forbid anyone uses their precious word rest in power Aaron Bushnell From this dude. Can we not use this phrase on white men, please? Well, I get the sentiment but rest in power is historically used to mourn black people who are killed by hate crimes in the police I don't think that's true. Well, I mean that they're also not shitting on there Shitting on the person who posted that not the actual guy who did it. Yeah, look at this bruiser.

That's I don't know if the person's being intentionally obtuse, but it's... What do you mean? You think they're making fun of them? No, I think they're intentionally misleading like, oh, the leftists hate him for being white. It's like, no, just shitting on this person for using that phrase with a white person. Um, yeah, yeah, I suppose so. Uh, traditionally use some more, this is another white person saying you can't use that word because that's their word.

They're asking, right? Oh yeah, I guess that's true. Maybe they should light themselves on fire. God, you read my mind. A lot of people who, God, there should be so many, like we should not have to turn on any lights at night. There's so many people who should be setting themselves on fire. Daylight.

But any given day, hit you right. Like in Orca, or it's like Alaska out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the summertime, right? Just, wow, a lot of people fucked up today. A lot of people care about a lot of shit today. Yeah, boy, that would just do my heart some good. Oh, man.

It's like, if everybody who should be setting themselves on fire dead, wow. Israel's trying to build the third table on Mars. Quick, everyone light themselves on fire. We can dream. Hamas is trying to catapult a rocket there. Oh, man. How many billions to stop the rocket?

Can we build a time machine? Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Advice. Okay. Trying to steal a girl away from another guy. Whoa.

All right. Who is this guy? Hey, I got to be coming raptured by a girl with a boyfriend. I need to try to take her from him. She's probably about a bee cups. Wow, you're really, I like her. Is with me in a community theater production of Beauty and the Beast. I'm playing Gaston.

She laughs at all my jokes in just the right way and she's got a good head on her shoulders What do we do? Did you write this to he's infatuated? Yeah, seriously, you know fucking check yourself I'd say I'm probably about an eight And I think I saw her guy and he looked to be about a four You guys all need to go to a wedding together you look to be about a four. You guys all need to go to a wedding together. Then, you know. Uh-uh.

Guys, we don't use the scale on ourselves. The scale is something we invented to degrade women. It's not to be used on us. There's no- Friendly fire? Yeah, it's not real. Oh, okay. There's no fours, fives, tens, whatever for men. Got it.

It's just for women. This is something we did to them. It clearly, it doesn't matter. You see, clearly it's not a real thing because you're saying you look better than him, but she's dating him. Right. Who's he playing? He's not in the play. He's playing that little clock. Who's he playing? He's not in the play. He's playing that little clock. A little Lumiere's friend. If you're in the, it's a beauty in the beat. Does she, maybe she assumes he's gay.

I don't know. Yeah, what's she playing? Oh, he's so funny. She's playing Belle. Right. Who's she playing? Mrs. Potts or whatever. Is that her? Is that her name? Mrs. Potts or whatever. Is that her? Is that her name?

Mrs. Potts? A little on the nose. The beast? She playing the beast? I'd say, yeah, she's playing the beast. So he's got to fight her. The beast with bee cups. I'd say probably about an eight.

I think I saw her guy and he looked to be about a four. I think I saw her guy? Uh, yeah, I think I saw her guy and he looked to be about a four. I think I saw her guy. Yeah. I think I saw her guy or just, she just kisses like random dudes. Yeah. Maybe you just got a price. Probably like in a car or something and she got a think I saw her. It's her, it's her guy or her, or her, or her dad. Yeah. It might have been her dad. Be careful. Don't call her dad.

Don't make the mistake of calling her dad ugly. Right. I saw that guy, that jackass you were with. Yeah. It's that four. I'm way better looking at that. That's her dad. Don't make the mistake of calling her dad ugly. Right? I saw that guy that Jack asked you were with. Yeah. Is that four? I'm way better looking at this. That's my dad. Oh, my dad? Yes. Cancer. Right, right, right. Oh, man. Yeah.

Fuck him. I don't have a lot of experience here, so I'm wondering what I could do within reason to try and wedge my way between them. Thanks, top hat turtles. Go fuck yourself. Just get her, tell you where she lives. do within reason to try and wedge my way between them. Thanks, Top Hat Turtles. Go fuck yourself. Just get her to tell you where she lives. Just tell you where she lives. She's gaslighting, man.

Go read, put gaslighting into Reddit and then go read all those women crying about how they were gaslit and then do that. Christ. Oh, he doesn't treat you well. Aw, bitch, I treat you. Just watch how pimps talk. Watch the documentary. What? He's not treating you well. Bitch, I't treat you well. Aw, bitch, I treat you. Just watch how pimps talk. Watch a documentary.

What? He's not treating you well. Bitch, I would treat you great. Just take out all the bitch and say what they're saying. Same stuff. Aw, he doesn't treat you. Aw, he doesn't treat you. He doesn't appreciate you.

I would appreciate you. I'd appreciate, I'm looking to appreciate someone exactly like you. Mm-hmm. You know? I'd appreciate the fuck out of you. I bet he does and then find something annoying that he doesn't just hit that constantly.

But you want to go too far, because then they'll have a big fight and they might get back together and then it's like, then she'll resent you. You got to keep it light. You got to go, you got to try to make it destabilized. You got to make it unstable. Don't try to wedge it apart.

So then they go like magnets, they fly apart and then go, wham, back together. Death by a thousand cuts. Yes. Death by a thousand cuts. You want to gradually weaken, gradually weaken until... Got it. Until they kind of just drift right. Yeah. Floats off. Yeah.

And good luck. I would say I hope it works out for you, but you know, then you got yourself a girlfriend and I Wouldn't wish that on anybody All right, let me get daggone in here daggone daggone. Are you around? What have you done? I Don't know why I think I'm automatically on his side. No, you don't want to be on no really be undaunted Do something did something bad? He's a bad bad. I just think it's funny if he ruined a bit. He's a bad bad man He's a bad man You're suppressed still we're still having that okay

You are not a fucking suppressed Dagon Rascal motherfucker. Do you have anything to say for yourself for ruining everyone's favorite comedy bit of the year, Vito's booty on the show? You son of a bitch. Dick, I just want to say, Dick, I've reviewed everything that happened that day.

I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, all things considered, I'm really sorry you feel this way. I hope you can find it in your heart to get over it. You son of a bitch! I thought that was a real apology! You son of a bitch! Dick, you need to be- You never wait on him to tell Sean what you did.

I did you a favor, mate. I did you a favor, okay. Me? I don't need any of your favors, Dagon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Sean. Yes. You are aware of the bit, Vito's booty, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, Sean, yes, you are aware of the bit Vito's booty, right?

Yes, I am. Are you aware of the bit of Dagon being a piece of crap? Probably the biggest fumble of Opsac ever since the founding of the Russian military revealed that Vito had left mother's milk in the studio. So, you know, the bit of Vito's booty. Wait, wait, wait, let me explain it to him. OK. Vito's booty is I put's milk in the studio. So you know the bit of Vito's booty, wait, wait, wait, let me explain it to him. The bit of Vito's booty is I put a toy in the box. Vito gets the toy if he gets on the scale and weighs himself. And if he doesn't, if he refuses,

I'll smash what's in the box. And I can only put stuff. He doesn't know what's in the box. He doesn't know what's in the box. I can only put the stuff that people send in to the show. Or if he leaves toys behind, I will also put them back in the box. Does he often leave toys behind? He's done it fucking twice and it was the same toy. So he got another

mother's milk. He did. He again left it behind. On purpose? No. No. That was a mistake. You think? So I very humorously put the mother's milk back in the box and I was getting, and I was giving it to him. I was going to it to him, I was getting ready to give it to him, right? This fucking guy, Dagon, super chats to the show that Vito reads all the super chats, he goes, hey Vito, you left the mother's milk behind last week before I could give him the box. So everybody who's waiting for their favorite,

America's favorite bit goes, Dagon, why the fuck did you say that? Now he's, no, the bit's ruined now. Okay, yeah. That's what you did. Yeah, you did ruin the bit. You ruined it. Because of this, I have assured that you'll never make

that mistake ever again. I took your gem and I graciously handed it back to you by apologizing to you. What mistake? What mistake did I make? Letting him super chat. You revealed on the show that Dick had left, I mean, that Vito had left the mother's milk in the studio. Yes, so why would you tell Vito? Why do you need everybody new? It's a big joke on Vito. Why would you announce to him?

Why didn't do it? Someone else would have done it. No one else did it, only you did it! Dick, it would have happened. It was bound to happen. No, it didn't. You did it. You fucking did it. Don't be like that guy. If I don't steal, if I don't steal, how somebody's going to steal it. Don't be that guy. Don't try to that guy me. Oh, I mean, it's okay, Dick. The niggler is on your side. Sorry, I ruined your weekly. I'm sorry I ruined your weekly chance to be a theater kid again, so you could relive your days of UCB.

But it's okay, it's all gonna be all right. You see what kind of person this is? He's getting death threats, and it's not getting enough death threats. He's getting death threats? Cause he ruined everyone's favorite bit for attention. He's attention seeking. It's all been very funny.

Everyone's been very, everyone's been I think coping pretty well besides, you know, the people who just like to get mad on the internet. Yeah. You're like the kid who's asking for homework in class. Teacher, you forgot to write at the end too. Vito, you forgot to give us homework for the weekend. Vito, there's some others milk in that box, by the way, that you left behind. And Vito, you could tell he was like, oh yeah, I did. Where is it? Because where is it? You've had an absolute monopoly on plundering Vito's booty,

but the moment your booty gets plundered, it's just, help works list. That makes you gay. What you're saying makes you gay. This analogy. Well, this is gay. It's okay, Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is horrible. Are you Australian? Dick, you just can't handle a little bit of booty plundering. Like, I think that makes you more gay than anything. I'm gay? What the fuck is happening on this, the day of my 400th episode? Calling it to call me gay? What the fuck? All right, well... Let me just tell you, it's exactly how gay you are, Dick.

I didn't think that bit could get any funnier. And then this Jackass goes and against all against all concept of pranks blows it for two dollars on this, the day of Dick's booties plundering. It's talking. What are you doing? I got a harassment. I mean, I go a validation from the niggler. So, you know, that's all the validation I need. The niggler sucks. Everyone hates him. The niggler. So, you know, that's all the validation I need the niggler sucks. Everyone hates him What are you gonna do now?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to do a bit of gay ops and try to trick Vito into doing something dumb on I Yeah, what should I put in the box now since you're the fucking ultimate prank or prankster? I mean, I still think that Tifa outfit is a really good idea. No, do not send Vito a fucking Tifa outfit! What the hell's a Tifa outfit? Vito is joking that someone would send a big fat Tifa outfit from Final Fantasy. That was my super chat. Oh, that was your super chat?

You're fucked. He's all over the place. I don't want fans like you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, come on. You have to be curious. I've sunk in my gay tendrils into this show, Dick. You're surrounded. I would like to get an erection. You know, it's how am I going to, how the fuck am I going to do that once? That only gets you into trouble. And it's funny because you started the episode with a positive comment from me saying, Oh yeah, I love how Vito can bounce back every week.

I regret that. I regret that. I regret that you thought you were involved in the show. Yeah, it was the second time I've ever called. I've ever like sat in on the show. I was at work and I was hearing you freak out in real time and I was just they let you on YouTube at the blow job factory. Yeah, yeah, I was sucking men off and I accidentally bit. It was really bad. I got my pay docked. It's awful. Yeah, yeah, I was sucking men off and I accidentally bit.

It was really bad. I got my pay docked. It was awful. And hepatitis. Hopefully you have family health insurance. All right. Well, does anything make you rage? That's not like a slam at me.

I tell you what makes me rage is chafing, actually. I've been working on my legs recently and the last week of university has been hell. I've been doing a lot of walking and also, you know, doing legs twice a week. And the sudden growth in, you know, specifically the thighs. Yeah. Pain, utter pain all the time. Because of the muscle building. Both.

Chafing, like, just so like you're rubbing your thighs, thighs rubbing together and causing a rash. Right. Yeah. Right. Sties are rubbing. So I'm so bulky. I'm so large. Damn. It's I hope it gets worse for you. Yeah. Oh, no, no, I did find a solution,

but it's still what makes me a rage just because of that. How much pain I was in was awful. Did you feel bad at all when you ruined that bit for everyone? Okay. So at the time it happened, I was absolutely beside myself laughing. I, for reference, I work in a grocery store stuck in the shelves and I'm, and I, and I have long hair. So I just cover my ear and put a wireless earbud in, listen to the show.

And I hear you freaking out, and I'm just holding my face as customers walk by, absolutely red. I'm loving it. But then I start thinking and I'm just like, I mean, I feel kind of bad. And yeah, I left a voicemail and I sounded really gay and sympathetic. But now I kind of regret that. Knowing that I gave so many people so much joy by ruining your bit. Yeah, you took it away and gave it to other people. I mean, I don't feel bad about that. I think it's not bad ever. I redistributed the bit.

Oh, yeah, you redistributed the bit. That's great. All right, the cops are there for you. Exactly. Get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. They've come to arrest me for crimes against the bit. Anyway, I love you boys. Don't be such a cheek pass next time you send in super chats.

Fuck the two dollars. Well, you know, that's just had to, which is the price of entry, right? Oh man. I was so pissed off. Yeah. Hey, we know you left that behind. I was like, Ah, no, it's funny. Yeah. If you know you left that behind, I was like, ah, ah, no!

It's funny, he's causing trouble. That's funny. Should we do a fat watch? Sure. Fat watch, today in Fat News. I like people calling in. That's one of my, I think maybe my only regret of this show is having our live stream pay walled.

And it's not more interactive because I do like talking to people. Yeah. But I think that would have taken the show in a different direction. Totally, yes. It's best not to second guess these things. Okay.

Little to no evidence this one says. This is Fat Watch? Yeah. Oh wait, I have something from Reverend Scott too. What a time to be alive. I'm not fatphobic, I just don't want to be fat. So is this debunking that as being fatphobic? Let's find out. Fatphobic.

I just don't want to be fat. That's not how it works. No, seriously, I have no problem with fat people. I think they're beautiful, I'm all for body positivity or whatever. I just don't want to be fat. Actively not wanting to be fat is fat phobia and therefore They're fat phobic and so what am I supposed to want to be fat? Literally nobody is saying that There is little evidence that we have any control over our size long-term So we want to stop all that

What did you say there is little to no evidence that we have any control over our size long-term So we might as well to stop wanting size changes in general What did you say? There is little to no evidence that we have any control over our size long term. So we might as well just stop wanting size changes in general. So what am I supposed to do? Read up on fat liberation, follow fat activists and creators, and commit to unlearning your fat phobia. But... Nah man, you're too...

I gotta take away your gay card talking like that. No, no, no, no, no. Go ahead, what are you going to say? I was going to say, is this, this, I could take this as the person in the, in the peach outfit is the absurd one. Right? Where it's like, this guy's like, right, it's a... Is he making fun of? Is it supposed, is it supposed to be taken the other way? Uh, I think he's... Because one is, is asking like legitimate questions and making like valid statements and the

other one is like, no, no, no, no, you're... The side, the whatever shirt he was wearing when he said there's little to no evidence that you have control over, that's what that guy really thinks. You think so? Yeah, it could be. Yeah. You think he's doing like a satire? I don't know about a satire.

Well, it would be a satire. By saying, you gotta follow fat people and support fat people. Yeah, right. This is right. Read up on fat liberation. I'm learning your fat phobia. But yeah, that's stupid. Like, yeah, that's retarded.

Says me like that's stupid. Science actuarial table. See that as well. Okay. All right. This is from Bianca. Okay. Let's see what you've got here. Oh my.

Bianca, that's, I don't know. Are you allowed to be named that anymore? Like, I mean, isn't that... Probably Mexican. Well, Bianca also means white and Italian. Oh, Italian? I leave. Hmm. I think Maybe Mexicans can do whatever if they have an end I know it's like like look they have a rival Ruth black people Blanco Blanco is that yeah, but like yeah

Be on white sauce in Italian I Mean usually it's a Bianco. I mean a sauce can be white, but it's like, name something else. Like, cream or whatever. But like, no, I mean, maybe there is a, maybe there is a sauce. I thought Bianco or Bianca is white in Italian.

I don't know. The reveal we've all been waiting for, Holy Moly, last night was so incredible. I laughed, cried, danced, took off my shoes as we walked home and felt incredibly good right now. This is, what's she doing? This woman is, oh my God, they're covering this woman in rhinestones. 50,000 rhinestones.

She's gonna look like a disco ball. Oh yeah, you might need to... Yeah, I got it. Oh my goodness. Okay, so they made a bodysuit for this girl. Why are they doing this? You guys finally get a full reveal. We made a mannequin from scratch,

Julia made my leotard from scratch, and it's been a really long process that we started last year in a roundabout room. At the Golden Gate Bridge. So yesterday we had our first concert, and it was incredible. It was literally one of the greatest nights of our lives. And I just can't believe how well and beautiful

this all came together. OK. All right, so it's just a making an outfit that's like gigantic. And I'm so excited to show you guys the final review. What I've noticed is that women have a different sort of fat watch content. It's a little bit more cruel than we're accustomed to.

Oh, so. Yeah. Well, she looks stunning. She stuns in this salmon rhinestone debacle. Debacle. Okay. What do we have here? The bike rim.

Sure felt that. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Look at the tire. We got a big girl running at the right on a bike. At speed. Yeah, bike's going. And this lady's going to take a running jump.

Bunny hop or... I don't know, some kind of hop. It's going to have a high jump. Yeah, it's good. So, let's see. Oh, and the bike, and the bicycle is destroyed. Wow. The back wheel has bent in half.

Oh, boy. The guys managed to keep himself up right. Yeah. She's staggering away. Oh my God. Let's see that again. And instant replay. Oh God. The bike says I can take no more of this. Jesus. That's a big seat that she's jumping onto. I know. Seat regulation. So pissed. This tire. yeah. Told you not to fucking do that. Okay. What do we have here from, uh, from Ash? Pre-pandemic versus now. Have I aged backwards?

Oh, wow. Pre-pandemic versus now. Dude, there is a rhinestone cowboy sent me this account. I gotta load it up right now. It's called the thickening. Yeah. Let's see if I can find it. Thickening, the thickening, there it is.

Oops. Yeah, this is tracking women's, tracking women's weight gain based on their Instagrams. Ooh, Nelly. Foreign after. It's like a reverse Jenny Craig. Yeah. Yeah. They're extending them to, uh, it's a never ending. The before and the way before.

I guess they're fetish models though. Right. Right. Yeah. Or do they become, well, they became that maybe, right? I mean, it's like the chicken and the four chickens They call that yeah problem, you know got it the chicken and the egg. Oh They got weather girls on this shit, too Well, that's too bad, okay one more

Chode sandwich sent this in okay More chode sandwich sent this in. Okay. What are you... Oh, you're unable to. I got blocked somehow. Oh. I wonder how that... I must be on a list.

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Yes, it is. Alright everybody, this is the dickurt move. All right, everybody. This is the Dick Show, page.com slash the Dick Show. I'll see you next, I'll see you next week. Yeah, see you sometime. Yeah. Happy 400th, Dick. Yes, thank you.

You as well. Thank you. Maybe I should end with Reverend Scott's tribute that he sent in. Always nice to hear from the Reverend. Yes. He does good work. He does. He's doing the Lord's work. He is. Whoa, oops, sorry. Oh yes. The soothing acoustic tones. Hey there, Dick and Sean. Hey. This is Reverend Scott. I thought I might be important this week to forcibly insert myself into your podcast

yet again to celebrate this momentous occasion. 400 episodes is incredible. You're in the company of podcasters the likes of Joe Rogan who hits this milestone once a week. This message is kind of impromptu if I'm being honest so I didn't prepare a whole lot. But I thought it would be fun to kind of look back and revisit one of my favorite moments on the show. I'm not sure about that, but.

Okay, here's another, maybe this is the last one. Yeah. A woman alert. A woman alert. Reverend Scott, what a fantastic guy he is. Well, he's been consistent for a long time, you know? He just gets it, you know, right away. And he pushes the envelope too.

He's amazing. Just spectacular. You guys, no wonder that's your favorite moment. And no wonder you have such a raven as following. I'm so happy to even be tangentially involved in the show. It's kind of all he can do. Well, I could probably, you know, do my own podcast if I wanted to, Sean. I think I'm funny. I could carry a whole show.

I'm that type of guy. Doesn't have a sense of humor, kind of guy. I'm just trying to congratulate you. This isn't about me. It's not at all. Well, I won't keep you guys any longer. I think he's actually not funny. He's a huge asshole. Well, would you look at the time time I need to go drink some more. I'm just so proud of you

guys and I'm not bitter or mad at all. Happy episode 400. And as always, peace and love guys. Thank you. Thank you, Reverend Scotch. That's the kind of creator that editing. I've got some secret recordings that Maddox has released on you too. You wanna hear one of these? Secret recordings? Yeah, here, here, here. Trust me, trust me. Sean has accused me of being a manipulative liar,

some kind of criminal mastermind. Fanboys fans have gobbled this up as proof because they are dumb. I was ready to let sleeping cats lie. It seems I am now tasked with ruining Sean's street cred to prove my innocence and And to protect my livelihood, I have at least two examples of Sean being a total antisocial nut job. Real Trayvon, I mean Travis Bickle shit.

For example, this one time we went to Applebee's and he pulled his cock out. It was huge, but it was not welcomed. What the fuck? Here you want another one? Who did that? Johnny Rocket. That's awesome. Yeah, here's another one. This did, who did that? Johnny Rocket.

That's awesome. Yeah, here's another one. This other time Sean, to his credit, gave me a ride. A car ride. My bicycle was in the shop. Unfortunately, his good human being setting switched off once I got in. Now, infamous rapper Kanye West was playing on the radio. It was his rap song about certain individuals in Paris.

I can't say the word because I am a good person. Sean, on the other hand, with no hesitation, sang along. Every word. Sean is not a rapper and yet he raped those lyrics without censoring himself. I desperately tried to get out of his Nissan stanza but he had cruelly engaged the child's safety locks. I was helpless while he sprayed in words left and right

as commanded by Black Hitler. Wow. That is great. I didn't sing along because I'm a good person. I was singing left and right. I couldn't get out because he engaged the child block. Man, I used up every card I ever had. This guy's great.

That's amazing. Yeah, please do more of these Maddox things. He's been doing them for a while. Wow. First I've heard of it. I know I always get, I forget to bring them in, but they're so funny. Then there was that time Sean and I went to the Spearmint Rhino.

I brought my own trail mix to save on money. Sean, on the other hand, ran up an inconceivable tab of $86. He had a plate of chicken wings and at least three diet cokes. He had a plate of chicken wings and at least three diet coaks. He did not share the chicken wings with me, despite me always offering him snacks.

Disgustingly, he only tipped a paltry $2. Then Sean went to the VIP room with a dancer named Cinnamon for like 28 minutes. I asked Sean what happens in the VIP room because I don't know. He dodged my question with his own. He asked me, what are you gay? That's when I realized Sean was up to something.

I continued my VIP room investigation on Reddit and discovered the sickening truth. Sean most likely participated in human trafficking. I tried getting a statement from Cinnamon in the parking lot, but she pepper sprayed me. This is how the city treats its heroes. Pepper sprayed me. She hadn't engaged in human trafficking.

I wish, I wish George was really like this. Those are amazing. I found the truth on Reddit. Those are amazing. I was engaged in human trafficking. I think that's the last one I got. But she pepper sprayed me. You've ever sprayed me.

That's how the city treats heroes. Okay. Any one or two. That's good shit. Time heroes. Um, okay. That's good shit. Time is it two? Yeah. Do-do-do. That's great shit.

That's AI, just so you know. Oh, what? No, I... I gathered that. You were all worried at first. What the fuck is this shit? Well, I was like, I wasn't sure if he was taking more out of context shit or something. No. Um, yes.

Okay, let's play this one. Here's what it, here's the thing that was in between. You keep saying in your new bonus episode, I swear there was something in between him stealing the itin street and his first Dick Lies video. What it was was Maddox was texting with fans and messages. I don't think it was waterboy at that point. At least not everybody, but fans were leaking screenshots and Maddox used the famous phrase personal professional reputation. Yeah. Now I remember. He said in a DM, I don't want to talk about the breakup because it would damage Dick's personal reputation. That's right. That's right. This was the

implying that said, Hey, well, if you want to talk to fans like that, I counted as public because he's a dog and you have to train this dog by hitting that, which is really upset about in his new video that you said that. Yeah. I don't think Dick has ever had a dog. Yeah. I remember that now. It was right after the show ended. That's when he started,

that's when he deleted the website and started talking to fans about how he didn't want to talk about it because it would ruin the whole, yeah. It's like, what are you fucking implying? Yeah. I loved it. That the listeners, they'll always call in and fill in the blanks. Yeah. And it's, it's correct. Cause you go back and check it and it's like, yeah, that is when that happened.

Yeah. Yeah. It's, um, it was also the, the very first thing he did was post that stupid rape article on the LA comedy thing. Like, look what this guy's doing. Um, Christ. Okay. Fucking guy.

Makes me a rage of people who get too into shit because you're just a different type of furry at that point. My brother is really into Viking stuff and has been for too long. He's like, I'm buying axes and I'm getting all these fucking tattoos and all this shit about Valhalla.

God mother fucker. Sorry, traffic light. Anyhow, you're getting really too far into it. I'm like dude. You're just a furry Putting on a different person Viking and he gets all possibly a white supremacist You know, he's a regular togallon mouse if you remember those two fucking freaks anyhow. No everybody Maybe maybe side quest a little bit getting some other shit. Don't be that fucking guy getting really into vikings Are you a furry? Yeah? Yeah. I have like a shield and like big furry boots right like a furry right now Like a big furry beard. Yeah, like a furry. Oh like a Viking like a furry like an idiot

Like Viking like a big furry coat that I put on and like a tunic Yeah, like a furry tunic a tattoo of Odin furry like a big furry coat that I put on and like a tunic. Yeah. Like a furry tunic. The tattoo of Odin. A furry? Like a... No. Who's your pal?

A Fenrir, a big anthropomorphic wolf. Like a furry? Yeah. No. No. It's totally different. God. Idiot.

What am I not explaining? What do you not get? Yeah. Oh, furry. Hahaha. Oh. God. Maybe I am a fool. Why don't you just ask me that? Hello, Dick. Hello, Sean. Hey. Happy leap year day. I'm calling on February 29th. Good for you. And this is the subject of, I think another question that we can start asking women is to explain leap years. Because I just texted my sister and I don't know why.

It was very useless. I said- She was busy getting money out of the grocery store. The leap year is today. I said this year is a leap year because today is the 29th. And she responded, you're wrong. A leap year is 28 days. And so I laughed in her face and told her I was calling my podcast to make fun of her.

And then I asked... Why you think that? I asked, uh, then what is it called when a year, when February has 29 days? And I just heard my phone buzz. I'm hoping that's her that responded. Um... Okay, no way. Honestly, I'm just gonna throw you on and tell you what she said.

Nothing. She didn't respond it with something else But I think it would be funny to ask women to explain Aleep here because there's no way they will be able to Raspily, okay. Yeah, I know I give it a shot. Yeah, tell me what she says Yeah, follow we need to ask you need to yeah, follow wait for her to answer right you jump the gun You jumped the gun man. That was a gang bang guy Remember the guy that was coming? Yeah? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure sure her bangs right right, you know Okay

this one Hey, big. Hey Sean. Well makes me a rage is getting egged when you're already doing a fucking massive favor for someone is getting pegged when you're already doing a fucking massive favor for someone. I'm new at this job, so I'm not like on the schedule yet. And there's a guy who just left, so like my manager's saying, like, just, he's still on the schedule, just do his schedule, and that'll be your schedule. So I fucking work Monday through Friday, full eight hour shifts every single day,

and I'm gonna fucking wake up today and my manager, this little fucking tubby tits twerp, who fucking just drinks a milkshake from Starbucks every fucking morning and eat like Takis and Cheetos and fucking drinks well whole fucking frappuccino half liter of Mountain Dew and fucking cake and shit you know I mean this is just fucking personal this one I just ate this whole fucking cocksucker turn up you know he called me like hey I guess you didn't realize that you were scheduled today, but could you come in, you know, at like 10?

And I was like, yeah, sure. And he's like, oh, thanks, man. I really appreciate it. And I fucking get there. You know, and he's like, oh, hey, I'm working on a driver. He's like, oh, hey, go hit up this one shop first. You know, I've been waiting a while.

I'm like, okay, yeah, great. And then like fucking, you know, then I tell him like, yeah, I'm not on the schedule. I was following falling Zach schedule. I already fucking work Monday and Friday. He was like, yeah I won't hold it against you. Oh, oh This massive fucking favor that I'm doing for you. Yeah coming in on my day off Not scheduled which was not my fault. You're not going to hold that against me. Thank you So fucking much Logan shit. You're not going to hold that against me. Thank you so fucking much, Logan. You little fucking cocksucker.

You're so fucking generous. Where would I be without your benevolent, the right word, whatever, benevolent man. Where the fuck would I be without you, Logan? Fuck you, God's sake. This is amazing. Where the fuck would I be without you, Logan? You piece of shit, fuck you.

Logan, hit the gym a little bit. Yeah. He's talking about your tits. What the fuck's sake? I mean, clearly you're making yourself too big a target. I find ball busting for most people to be very annoying. Oh yeah? Yeah.

Too many mafia movies. Guys like have this need to show that they're a ball buster. Right. I just don't, I don't appreciate it. Yeah. Some guys are, I don't appreciate it. Some guys are, you know, sometimes it's appropriate, but I find it's- Well, some people can't, they can't turn it off.

Yeah, yes. And then this guy, like it's just like, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, get around to it whenever. Man, not the time. So leave me alone. Yeah. Dealing with a lot over here, all right? Right.

I gotta go to this carnival after my fucking show you got out When is that when is that a puzzle? Contest March three weeks March three weeks. Wow. We got a late heat in noon. So that's gonna be our team name is Bozo dubbed over huh now you're gonna be going up against like people who have done this many years. I wanna be going up against some major freaks. Yeah. Instagram.

I can't wait to hear all about this. But I'm gonna be loaded up on Adderall. I'm the cause of the Adderall shortage. Got it. Because I intercepted it. Right. So I could have it. I could coin the market.

So focused. Yeah. I'm gonna be so juiced up on performance enhancing drugs. Juiced up. Can you use that in scrabble if you spell it a certain way? Oh man. I don't know. Is it?

No, that's not true. That's too racist. All right. Don't do that. Goodbye. See ya. Thank you.