The Dick Show - Episode 401 - Dick on Revenge Bankruptcy

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better, Perspicacity calls in about Vickers and various things, Maddox the Meme Police, and Gamer Gate 2; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Cody Denison, does anybody know which race he was in? Trying to root for the guy, but can't find out what I'm rooting for. Damn it. Right. I know it's his dream. Some people don't. Yeah. You didn't get a sponsorship in at the last minute or anything, did you?

I couldn't justify for grand. Or grand for Maddox lost. I would have been funny, but like man, maybe not enough people. Belts a little tighter these days, either the Belts a little tighter or I'm a little older. I'm like, well, both can be true. I think.

I could have been talked into it, but I just don't have enough people giving me bad advice these days. That's a problem. That's a lot of coin for, you know, I mean, maybe, maybe, well, there's some people, yeah, they'd be throwing four grand on it, you know, for, I'll put it into Jeff coin, but I don't know about here. Well, unfortunately we did not qualify.

Oh, he didn't qualify. Oh, so there was a, oh, come on. So it was one of those where it's, yeah. We got to get this motherfucker qualified. What do we have to do to juice Camelot's engine? What do we gotta do? What do we have to do? Somebody figure it out.

What do you say? Is that say 35th fastest in qualifying? Sad frog. Well, unfortunately we did not qualify in the desert. Cody, Danison did a hell of a job. That's Camelot did a hell of a job driving the wheels off the car, 35th fastest in qualifying. He got all he could out of the car.

How many people in qualifying? 35th fastest. So you don't qualify if you're 35th? Well, I mean, I, I'm not sure how big the fields are. I think they get lost on the track, Sean. Is that what happens with Cody? Was he texting and driving? I think he got lost.

Fields are like between like 30 and 40 cars for most. Well, let me tell you something. It's, that's not how puzzling works. I'm in the puzzling national championships, not stock cars. When does that happen? Puzzling is very different. It happens, I forget where we get it is. No, whoops.

We just kind of went right into it. Yeah. Shit. We are, we are in fact not live. I'm just going to assume that it works this time. Oh, good. I'm tired of checking, you know. Right, right. Been doing this show for how long?

I'm still checking to see if we're live. I don't know. It's an amateur move if I've ever seen one. It's an amateur show if I've ever seen one. Carl just passed his 500th episode, which I was on. Wow. He's gloating about it. I mean, Carl does. Oh my God. I've totally didn't, I'm all out of sorts from this time change. I don't even have a fucking Coke. I didn't even get one before I left the house. Hey! I need a Coke. Let me order. Let me see if my waitress carries Coke as well. I thank you.

Sorry to derail, but I have not myself. Yes, may we have two Diet Cokes. May we have two Diet Sober Cokes. Thank you. Thank you. Please and thank you. What was I saying? You were saying, I think about puzzling. Oh, puzzling.

You're in the National Puzzling Championships. I am in the National Puzzling Championships. Carl did his 500th episode. He did, man. It was a lot of fun. I don't know how he stacked up the episodes so quickly. He's a... Like yesterday, he was at like 200. And now he's at...

I think he's packing him in when nobody's looking. He's doing a lot of Saturday morning episodes to just build up the numbers. Saturday morning... He's that kind of guy. He's driven. Yeah, he's driven. He's driven. Shortcut Carl. That's what we call him I don't know about office. I don't know about that

Most of his shows just other people shows, you know, we have to do 100% of a show you and I Carl's just got to do like 20% of a show. It's pretty smart because most of his half his show is stuttering John Is that right? What talking about starting John? Oh, hi Can you can you pick your dog up I can yeah may you come here Is that right? What, talking about starring Sean? Oh, hi. You're the dogs. Thank you. Can you pick your dog up? I can, yeah. May you? Come here.

Come here for a minute. This is Sean's dog. Everyone. Come here to your beast. Let's see here. I'll throw my back out if I try to pick up my fat dog. Come on, look into the camera, you stink-ass.

Hi, Josh. Hi, Josh. Look into 80s girl. All right, Josh. What are you doing, huh? Yeah, you have that sock All right, what are you doing? Huh? Yeah, you have that sock. Yeah. What are you doing? All right.

Come on. Come on. Get out of here. All right. Go play here. Now you've got your Coke. You're ready to do. Yeah.

Thank you. As I was saying, half of Carl's show is stuttering John. And then 25%, half of the remainder is other people's shows. So really he's only doing, you know, 10, 20% of a show. Talking about Stuttering John are those two doing a show? Then you have Rick and Morty Clips. So that's 5% of a show. You're right.

Stuttering John, he is doing, he is a, you remember Stuttering John, right? Of course I do. Yeah. I mean, they were fucking train wreck. Well, they were talking about the- Heettering John. Of course I do. Yeah. I mean, they were a fucking train wreck. Well, they're talking about better than hell. Lawsuits and stuff. I mean, he was making fun of them.

And then were they doing a show together at one point? Or did they speak? I think Stettering John finally understood that it's like a joke and that he needs to kind of stop being such a cock ass about it. Well, he also, he comes from the before times as far as the internet goes. And that, I can see that's a big,

because I relate to that on some extent. I mean, even though like, you know, I was still relatively young when the internet was in most people's houses, but like I've never, I still think of it as like, it's a different, it's a different, it's a different thing. Like there are things where it's like, it's a different, it's a different, it's a different thing. Like there are, there are things where it's like, you have to understand that some people are doing things

for views, for rate, like it's- Bro, you're not a big shot anymore. These guys are the big shots at the podcast. So stop being a, stop trying to fucking big league them. Well, he's still thinking, you know, Howard Stern. You're taking shots of Miller light for $5. If you're on TV or a big shot, if you're not, you're nobody and it a big shot, if you're not, you're nobody. You're nobody.

Doesn't really play anymore. So he's playing along now, I think. And like he's making fun of them now, which is what you want. You're making fun of them, they're making fun of you. Right. Could you have like a, kind of a, just like a sit down heart to heart

with George or something where it's just like, look dude, you like you, Sean, you're describing my dream. My dream up. Stuttering John. Like if I can Eric July, null, teaming up to be the ultimate retarded Voltron. Five heads. That's what that volt. It's like a five-headed snake. I want to be in charge. I want to be in charge of the nature. Oh, fighting each other. God damn. That's hilarious. Congratulations to Carl. I'm so happy for you. You have a terrific show and a terrific audience.

Even if you're only doing 10% of the work in every episode, that's the most incredible part. Yeah. of the work in every episode. That's the most incredible part. Yeah! Welcome to the G-Wide at the Cube Epic. You need it. You got it. The show happens to contest can be live from Mountain Bunker, Deep Narders, and any better from your own success.

Okay, the $20 million dollar man. Dreaming always is a world touring LA based comedian, Sean, the audio engineer. Good morning, Deck. What's up, buddy? I can't do that intro. I can't do that intro and I'm not hungover. This is the...

I know. You said you were in bed like early on. I was in bed like at like eight. I couldn't even make it to bed. Yeah. I was sliding my last words were, honey, what do you think your, your strip club? And then I hit the pavement like the dude, you know, darkness washed over the dude. Yeah, washed over.

Yeah. There was no... Because this fucking lady and her goddamn puzzling Championship event which is when championship puzzling invitation. Oh, that's on the same day as Carl's live show So I pitched out of that to go to the puzzling championship. What is this? This month it is this month. Yeah, it's two weeks. I think She's been hounding me to train at puzzling. Yeah, I'm like, I think you got the wrong idea about me Yeah, this is kind of what I you know, this is the max amount of excellence

I mean and it is a considerable amount. You did finish the LA marathon and I know training And I know how you train for that drinking I play marathon and I know how you train for that drinking. I think you ran over you like ran over the hill to Saugus and back like one time. I threw up. Right. Yeah. And I quit. Okay.

Yeah. This is going to take way too much to, you know, I'm just going to have to wing it. Yeah. To do live. I don't know this training shit. I thought I was going to do like follow a regimen and just increase my distance, but that wasn't worth it. It's not going to be worth it. Right. I wish I'd never ran that marathon.

My ankle has never felt good. Really? You fucking ground shit up. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. Ruined it. And then when I started going to therapy for it, I got an hour and a hot lady to like deal with my ankle. Right. Try to make it better. But now when I go, I get it 45 minutes because that's all Medicare covers anymore.

And everything's built for hold people, cash in and checks, right? And I get some fat Filipino using a laser therapy, laser light on it. I'm like, that's not a thing. What the fuck is that? It's a red flashlight. It's a red light bright.

You're putting on my fucking fat bitch. Here's my Bible question of the week. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna do Bible question. I like Bible questions Like it's like Jesse Lee Peterson. Yeah for you to reflect on right for you to go through the week and reflect on Maybe there's a no right answer It's kind of an open-ended question about male spirituality and these and the Bible okay about male spirituality and the Bible. At what point will the average weight for a trans woman be less than the average weight for a other kind of woman? I don't wanna say normal, but that's the woman.

And has it already happened? That's my biblical question of the week. Biblical question. For you to ponder upon. At some point there will be a cross where the average weight of a trans woman is less than the average weight of a cis woman. What will that mean?

What will that mean? You know? You know. Something to think about. But that will be true. I believe. See, Sean? Because of what? You're not going jogging in the right direction. You know, because of the-

Keep your priorities in line. Because of the way that we don't take care of ourselves, the way we eat and the way that hormones work. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. And how much, what will the number be? Will that number be 190 pounds? Is the number, has the number already happened?

And it's 174 pounds. Are they in the matter of, is it by a matter of tenths? When is the day? I don't know. When is that death cross, but it's coming. It's coming. It's coming or it's already been. The fat name.

The puzzling contest. She goes, Shady Skrull's hounding me to practice for puzzling. And I'm like, okay, yeah, let's get some practice in. Yeah, that'll be good. And then I forget who I'm dealing with this. She's very competitive and I'm like, not. She's like, all right, I got the stopwatch ready. We're going to time our puzzling.

So I think you're, I think you're secretly very competitive. Well, I suppose that could be true. Yeah. You know, I had a conversation with Mr. Girl this week. You're not gonna throw shit like I might. Well, that's losing. Or smash. That's losing.

What's that? That would be losing big time. Oh, it's- Throwing something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a big loss. Oh, yeah. That's a big loss in my world.

Not for you, I think it's great. No, I mean, like it's not something that I do anymore, but I have a history of destroying rage, destroying. What was your favorite thing? Have you destroyed? I feel like there's a, maybe a list of like things to have destroyed in a rage of in a competitive rage. I would say golf club, tennis racket, guitar.

Oh, golf clubs, yeah. Dozens. Like over the course of, bro golf clubs? Yeah, dozens. Like over the course of... Bro, I once fucking... Have you ever destroyed a putter? I flattened a golf cart tire with a putter by throwing it at the golf cart. What was the wind up? From the green...

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tss, and I swear to God, dude. Somebody like, I was with my buddy Nick, he starts laughing, I go, what the hell is he laughing at? Dude, I go, I swear to God, I just hear it from him and we're like, you know, 30, 40 feet away. Oh no. I go, what the hell's wrong with my putter? He goes, oh no, and then I realize it's the air

coming out of the tire of the cart. We're on like eight, the whole eight. So all the way out. Well, yeah. Is that the furthest out you can get? Well, no, because after nine is usually back at the clubhouse, then you go out again and it returns to the clubhouse.

So we did have to abandon cart because it was just flatter than shit. Did you have to explain to them what happened to the cart? No, well, I mean, you said it was a fucking flat tire. Flat tire, yeah. It was a putter shaped hole. Well, it I mean, you said, I'm fucking flat tire. Flat tire, yeah. I'm like a putter shaped hole. It was how, well, it was just, you know, the valve stems get old, they get rotten,

all that kind of, oh my God, do the amount of golf clubs that I have broken. I once- Did you start getting cheaper clubs when you're to golf? Well, no, because I would reshaft them. I'd put a good one back and then- Well, I'd reshaft them myself, yeah. So-

You'd have to reshaft them yourself. Well, yeah, because we, I worked at a custom club building place. This is like when I was like 15, 16. And so a big thing was to change out shafts. There were all kinds of like new, graphite shafts had gotten good. And then there were like new technology steel shafts. So people would be like,

hey, I want to change my shafts. So we would, do you want the old shafts? No. So we would have them. You take them. Well, we would have them for when, sometimes somebody would bring in, hey, I've got an original set of these.

Like, do you have a, this club broke after 15 years or something. Do you have one? It's like, oh yeah, we got an eight eye, it's a taper tip shaft. We got an eight iron for a Tommy armor set, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, you know.

So remember that shit. So yeah, sure. So I would find something that was very close, if not the correct shaft and just stick it right back in and go right back out about my club breaking business. Oh yeah, I mean, my brother still tells a story about I was playing with my dad and my brother and I hid it into a green side bunker.

And it was like, I short-sided myself. So meaning that I missed it on the wrong side. Like if you, okay, say that you've got a green, right? Very few times is the flag dead center of the green, right? So there's a, it's usually closer to one edge. So if you are going to, you might want to play away from the pen to the center of the green, because if you pull it a little bit,

it's near the cup, it's near the hole. If you push it, you still got, and you miss it to the other side of the green, you got a lot of green to work with. You can do a long chip, you got a longer putt, as opposed to being in a green side bunker with the pen four paces onto the green. It's hard to stop that ball.

You know what I mean? So you're not going to get it close. So there's a, you know, it golfs about a game. It's a game of misses. It's a game of misses. It's how bad are your misses? Everybody flushes them every now and again. You know, the story. It's a game of misses. It's how bad are your misses? Everybody flushes them every now and again.

You know, the pros do it often a lot more than we do, but you know, how bad are your misses? Are they off the planet or are they just off the fairway? Right. So I, you know, it's a, it's a tricky little shot. And of course I get overly cute with it and leave it in the bunker. Just trying to just carry it over

just so it catches the fringe and then trickles down. No big deal. That's part of golf. So you landed in there. It's part of golf. So immediately as soon as I see that ball roll back to my feet, I just, just snap it over my knee. And without even looking, just toss it into the water. Fuck you.

I mean, so that's, I don't even have the head anymore. There's a lake right there. And like, without saying a word, no fuck, no nothing. And then there's dead silence and they just fucking start dying. They just start laughing both of them. And like I laugh, I just walk back to the car. I wasn't even that mad, but I was like, nope.

Snap. Like in one motion. Yeah, just. Those days are gone, you're saying. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't even have a set of clubs anymore. She broke them all. I don't. Dude, I lost them in a minute. I don't even know like bent. All of them are bent over.

It's what's a good one. Oh man, they would, you know, they would break on the golf course. Did somebody leave them behind? Like, I don't need Sean to have these golf clubs anymore. They're a problem. When I moved two moves ago, I honestly think I forgot to I had stuff stashed like all over the property of that old house in Echo Park. Yeah. I honestly think I just forgot to, to like look for where they were.

I was like, oh, no, I don't have anything. Oh, there's my camping shit. Oh, there's my like, and I just didn't didn't register. I got to break in that my golf clubs were- Stealing back from the new tenants. Yeah, I don't know. I wanna find your lost clubs. There's like, technology has come so far. It's a different game than when I played it.

Self-repairing golf clubs now. The dam- The antoparticles. I'm not saying it's not a hard game, but it is, I remember when I took some years off and I came back and the ball had changed so much. I couldn't believe how far they fucking went. I had to-

Look, they've got your rage at the golf clubs here, the AI. That's great. Man, I had to completely recalibrate and it was like, it wasn't like I was playing any good when I got back to it, but all of a sudden I was like a club and a half longer. I was like, oh my God, why am I flying greens?

It's like this new fucking ball. Well, I would have liked to have seen you break at least, maybe at the next live show, you could break a club for old times sake. I could break them and then sign them. Yeah, you could break. People can bring you clubs to break, how about that? I could show you how to do it.

I mean, and it wasn't just- There's a technique to it? Well, there's lots of- Are you like a traveling karate man? You could go around breaking multiple clubs. Well, and there's different ways- You're gonna break a whole bag. Bring your whole, all of your clubs.

There's throwing a club for humor. There's what we used to call throw to destroy. You know, that's generally your tomahawks, you know, our throw to destroy. Throwing for fun is more the helicopter, you know, our code to destroy. Throwing for fun is more the helicopter, you know, you could do one, but usually both you can really, and it's all the hip rotation, and it's like, you know, hitting a baseball or something.

White people is like, being white is like, just ways to destroy golf clubs. White rage ain't no joke. Yeah. Destroying golf cards. Oh, tennis rackets never survived guilt, white guilt. White rage, white guilt, white guilt. White rage, white guilt, white guilt. White rage, white guilt, white guilt. White rage, white guilt, white guilt. White rage, white guilt, white guilt. White rage, white guilt, white guilt.

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So puzzling. My dad is like that. I'd flip that fucking table over. Yeah. So she's like, well, we that. So puzzling. My dad is like that. I'd flip that fucking table over. Yeah. So she's like, well, we got to practice puzzling. All right. I can drink while we're doing this, right? Yeah, of course. Yeah. I'm okay.

I'm not effect. I insist. So she loads up the puzzle and she's like, all right, I've got the list of how long it took everybody to do this puzzle. I'm going to time it. Like, why? Yeah. Whatever. Time it.

Right. Start timing. And immediately it's like, uh, why? Yeah. Whatever. Time it right. Starts timing and immediately it's like, we're fucked. And immediately it's we're not, we're not getting good enough time. It's puzzle. Really? The whole time we're according to her or to her stopwatch. Like we're not making good enough time. So these are puzzles that other people have done. Yeah. This is previous championships puzzling puzzles. Right.

It's like, this is not, this is not good. Okay. Just we're not, we're not performing good enough for my expectation. Like, oh boy. Okay. Do you have to have a strategy? Like you find all the borders, right? Is that what you do?

Or, you know, yeah. Obvious puzzling strategies. I don't know what they are. Me neither. So then an hour into it, an hour of that, this is not good. We're not going to, this is, we're not, we're fucked. We're not, we're gonna be embarrassed. We're gonna embarrass ourselves out there.

There are 500 piece puzzles, right? An hour and she goes, oh shit. How fast are people doing? Hold on, she goes, oh shit, hold on. I said, what? She goes, I guess I accidentally got a 1000 piece version of this puzzle. It's supposed to be 5,000.

500? Or 500 pieces. I actually got the 1,000 piece. That would make a difference. So we've been practicing it with little itty bitty tiny ones that are not just like, yeah. So okay, she goes, well, we still need to practice. So why don't we go ahead and do that 500 one?

I'm like, yeah. Okay, so she gets, she's got a backup 500 and the plates are like, the pieces are like, dinner plates compared to the other ones. Yeah, uh, uh. Yeah. Okay. So she gets, she's got a backup 500 and the plates are like, the pieces are like, you know, dinner plates compared to the other ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we start doing it. Same thing. Everything's stopwatch, you know, stressful.

And then we get right in the middle, the sweet spot at 50, the cutoff point of where you're like not a loser. Everything after 50, half halfway point is good. You get to go to the next round. So like your first, your first time out in a trial, you were like in- Qualified. Yeah, you're like- Not like Camelot.

Camelot did not qualify. We would have qualified. And then she was like, okay, that was good practice. And I was like, I feel like I need to go to bed right now. Like I can't- The mental taxation. This is a horrible waste of a Saturday afternoon. Yeah, now how long does the 500 if you're right at 50% texting me two in the morning? Hey, where you at?

I puzzled I puzzled today stressful puzzling how fast it would like fifth You know right in the middle of the pack be bro there in the middle of the pack No, I mean, what did you what did you do with it? It's like an hour 20. Hour 20 for 500 pieces. No winner is like 20 minutes or something, 20 seconds or something like that. Seems fucking pretty fast to me. Pretty impressive. I mean, pretty impressive, I gotta say.

Pretty impressive. I was saying about the Mr. Girl, I've got some Maddox tweets here. You do. This is, yeah. I like to kick things off with a little Maddox mockery. Yeah. I made a theme song for it. This is, yeah. I like to kick things off with a little Maddox mockery. Yeah. I made a theme song for it.

This is somebody said, you know, Maddox response to every comment. I'm guess somebody says, I'm guessing your lawsuit against Patreon failed because of section 230, such a shitty law. I hope it gets repealed. Sick of these huge platforms facing no accountability for hosting shit that destroys people's lives.

Yeah. Maddox's life was destroyed. Yeah. He lost his Harry's sponsorship, I guess, 200 bucks. Section 230 didn't exist. I guarantee Patreon would have taken down Dix account immediately. Maddox, it didn't even get to that point.

Despite the fact that Patreon does a ton of business in New York, despite the fact that Patreon does a ton of business in New York, despite the fact that Patreon does a ton of business in New York, there might be some arbitration clause that requires lawsuits to be filed against them in California. There might be. Patreon.

Yeah. There might be some sort of clause. You can only sue Patreon in California. If you want to sue them, you have to arbitrate with them first. That's what their TOS says. So, Maddox agreed when he's clicked the yes, I agree, to arbitrate and not sue them. And not sue. That's why their TOS says. So Maddox agreed when he's clicked the yes, I agree to arbitrate and not sue them. That's why there might be some arbitrary, arbitrary

clause that requires, but yes, Lawsuits to be filed against them in California. He doesn't even understand why his lawsuit was thrown out. I know. Isn't that funny? Or maybe he land out gasoline and into thinking it was perhaps it was for other reasons. Let me see if I've got another one from him. Oh yeah, here we go.

Was pretending to be a woman and getting a stereo fired from his job, a joke too. Cosmatic says he's joking and all his stuff and I'm not. That's the difference. I'm being serious when I say like, you know anything about Um, you never heard the Beatles song. She was just 17. Yeah, what did they mean? Yeah, back in the is that about is that about being pedophiles? Is that a pedophile anthem like uh, rock history or rock and roll part two My understanding that song wrong. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's generally about you know, they were about they were about 19. Was pretending to be a woman and getting a stereo fired from his job a joke too?

No, and I would do it again in a heartbeat under my real name if he encouraged people to hurt me. This time I go for a double and down on dumb. I wouldn't pretend to be a female journalist this time. I don't think it would have the same impact if you weren't pretending to be a female journalist from Conn Nests. And you just said, hi, I'm an Armenian, I'm a homeless,

I don't have a car, I'm an Armenian failure male, very male, I've written a book where I encourage people to commit sexual assault and glorify it. And I have a problem with, I'm an internet personality and I have a problem with one of the other men that work at your company. You think that would have gotten the same attention, Maddox? Right, he'd do it, yeah.

Don't threaten people. So that's where he fucked up, not doing it under his real name. Yeah, he did that first. He can eat shit and suck on you. How did he? Click. And then he said, click on the keyboard. He can eat shit and I'm so can you click

Don't threaten people did did a stereo server threaten him or go after his fucking Just like taking stupid ads out on his subreddit. Oh really? He's a cock. See this is all stuff This is all stuff that I don't even know Just normal making fun of people shit. No, I know that it's all making fun like yeah, none of it is no the whole thing He's not of it is odd at all. He sued everybody for You dating is X and him being made fun of and that's the fucking that's what it is and being called a cuck Somebody made a Godzilla minus one like funny video. Yeah, and then Maddox goes Yoho, please link the original creator of the parody.

He's in there going. Dude, he's insane. Yeah, and then he went and posted on the person's account who originally posted the thing. Toho reposted this, but not your original. Bro, he's ratting people out over fucking copying memes. Why is he such a fucking tattletale? I don't know.

He's a fucking hero for people cutting and pasting memes. By the way, the video credits the original guy, he put his own, you know, like, this is from this guy, isn't it? Yeah, what the fuck? He's spending his days tracking down who's posting each other's memes and ratting them out to the original meme poster.

Bro, it's like this just... Psycotic. Well, it screams of like, I have to control something. Yeah. He's totally out of control. Yeah. And it's just like, he's just grasping on to whatever he feels like he can control. It is.

Influence it. Yeah, it's really... Okay, last one. Oh, man. This one, right. No one said this thing. So why are you avoiding the actual challenge and insisting on these strawmen? I have a 20 year plus career in comedy writing.

I mean, I don't know if that's true. I knew the stalker for over nine and a half years. Maybe just call it 10. Over nine and a half years. That's when I see that little puzzle piece growing, that rainbow puzzle piece glowing in his forehead, you know, to signify Asperger's. I've known the stalker for over nine and a half years.

It's called 10, bro. Can Asperger's or autism? I've never known, it's not known to be like a progressive thing, is it? No, but you get older and you start like getting, you lose like your filters, you know? Yeah. Oh yeah. And I think he's got a little weed induced schizophrenia too.

Cause he started smoking weed and they got weird. Well, look, that's, you know, there, I, I, I don't know. I haven't read the studies. I know that there's, there seems to be some evidence that in certain cases, weed and acid can unlock schizophrenia in hallucinogens, in people who are predisposed to it and it's possible to unlock it with that. I read that part, because it's a small penises.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know what's going on with, but he's, it's just also it can just be his rage that he's always like at the boiling point. And this is how he lashes out. I've got to get everything in pedophile. And he, racism and Richard Spencer and Andrew Anglin and Nick Fuentes.

He doesn't take his normal, you know, half decade to craft every tweet, you know? Sometimes he has to get it out, you know, that week. He's gonna get it out right now. That week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew him for over nine and a half years. Over 10? No, not over. I didn't say over 10.

I said over nine and a half years. That could be under 10. It could be over 10. You're a Nazi pedophile, soccer. I have a 20 plus year in comedy writing. I knew the stalker for over nine and a half years. I know when he's making a joke. Really?

Cause you missed a lot that were at your expense in a two year show. Oh, I know. Like a lot. I know, I know, yeah. The audience caught them though. He has made many racist jokes that were obvious attempts at humor.

It gives you credit. No, he says attempts. I don't give a... But he said, that's a failure. He's saying I failed at creating humor. But he knew when you were joking. He knew when you were trying to joke. Donating money and inviting neo-Nazis to your house

and promoting Andrew Anglin isn't humor. Who's that? Who's which one Andrew Anglin or inviting? Andrew Anglin is the editor of the Daily Stormer or the guy who made the Daily Stormer. Oh, that's okay. Inviting neo-Nazis to your house, I assume he means Nick Fuentes, which is slander. He's not a neo-Nazi. Has he ever been to your house? Yeah. Oh, he wasn't here when I was here. No, he came over here to debate Alex Jones. Oh, got it.

Donating money, I think he means Stefan Malinu, who's a philosopher who has nothing to do with, nothing to do with any sort of supremacy. If anything, you'd be a Korean supremacist if you're going by IQ studies that he cites sometimes. But. Oh, okay. Got it. I mean, he cites IQ studies that he cites sometimes. But... Oh, okay. I got it.

Yeah, I mean, he cites IQ studies. White people are not at the top of those IQ studies. Yeah. If anything, he'd be a Jewish supremacist. Right. They have the highest IQ, right? I mean, I don't know. I don't...

Josh Canazi juice, I think. Right? I believe so. Just from what I've read, yeah. Then, I mean, he's calling Stefan Malinu a Jewish supremacist. So, fire, refire up his bank accounts and let him back on Twitter, if that's the case.

Here I've got some sad news. Uh-oh. This is a shocking news. Really? Yeah. This came in this morning, late last night. Uh-huh. I went to bed at eight, I woke up at four in the morning.

Right. And I received this troubling news. in the morning, and I received this troubling news. We've all been wondering where has Chris the Kiwi gone? Oh boy. Have you been wondering that? It's a topic around our house. Every once in a while I'll say, you know, I guess Chris the Kiwi just, he got healthy

and he got off the internet. Good for him. I only thought of him because we were supposed to, the stocky was supposed to fall on a few times, right? And she wage-capped us. Did she? You think she's... Yeah, she sends, she writes an email, but I'm like, you know, yeah, hasn't, hasn't happened. You know, scheduling is tough, but yeah. Okay, what's he... I got this email. If you have been wondering about our man, Christa Kiwi. Let's say yes. Our man from the south.

Yeah. Hi, Dick. Just to let you know, I vanished because I was imprisoned for 85 days. I'll leave you to figure out why, because I cannot say too much, because I will be on parole. But I'm home now. He was in prison for 85 days. He was in prison for 85 days. because I will be on parole. But I'm home now. He was in prison for 85 days.

But I'm home now, so that's good. Uh-huh. Hmm. Got himself locked up for what? I don't know. Couldn't possibly guess. No, couldn't. I could start guessing.

Sure. I don't know, what do you think? You know. What could it be? Maybe more of his harassment? Yeah, perhaps. Here's that. Hopefully he didn't take it further than... Yeah, hopefully.

Let's see here. I was imprisoned for 85 years. I'll leave it to you to forget. I was imprisoned. He was detained in a foreign country or something. He was framed up for, you know, by some COVID freaks. Here's something. Oh no. Here's something. Here's something funny that happened. The powers that be

Dropping aid. Decided to drop some aid yeah crates on On Gaza yeah, but they fucked up the parachutes or something. Oh, no, these are coming down hard Smashed 30 people. They're killing people Yeah, let's see here How many people did they drop these crates? Oh? 11 to two little boys got killed by the falling irony. And 11 others were killed. Man, I don't...

They're coming out. That's fast, bro. What do you do in that situation? A bunch of women who put these parachutes on did not do it right. That's what I'm going with here. Which parachutes are we using do it right. That's what I'm going with here. They gave, which parachute would you be using? The large or the small? Well, large is actually a fat phobic. So I'm going with small parachutes.

They all look like they're like half open, don't they? I think they needed maybe two parachutes or something. Maybe. You would think that would be, you would think that would be very basic math that is well known for dropping, you know what I mean? Look, these ones, you could see the ones that they didn't open.

Oh no. Oh, they killed it, five. Oh, okay. They killed five, yeah. They gotta give them little signs so they could hold up. Like, you mean like a Warner Brothers cartoon? Like Wiley-Kite, like you call this aid? Like, yeah, save me from the aid or something like little sign. I'd rather have Warner Brothers cartoon. Yeah, like Wiley Kite. Like you call this aid. Like, yeah. Yeah. Save me from the aid or something like a little sign.

I'd rather have aids. Yeah. I don't know. Well, that's cool. Yeah. Maybe the survivors can, well, they could eat the corpse too, I guess. Well, they don't have to open the crates. Cause they already smashed and broke them up.

Probably I would imagine. Yeah. I mean, How they gonna open the crates? Let's just not put parachutes on them. Well, they, drop the crates. Yeah, cause they've gotta get in there quick because fucking Israel's shooting at them when they go to. The shooting at them when they go.

It's like, yeah, yeah. It's like an African safari, you know, like where they just throw down a bunch of fucking feet and shit like that. Get all the animals to come in and then, you know. Yeah, here you go. All right, send that send the drop in right now. Look I am the Australian Jews are out there Put another gauzin on the Bobby. Oh man Rough that's rough guys. You shouldn't have been so anti-seemitic. That's rough. I always, you know, advise people.

Jesus. Do you want to have crates dropped on you by the US government? I sure don't. I tone down that anti-Semitism. This could easily happen to you. Let's see. There was a guy on Joe Rogan who reformed his life. He was like a violent criminal. Yeah. He reformed his life. Uh-huh. And then they found a torso in his apartment.

Oh, good. No, that's, I like that stuff. I find it humorous because I think that like the Joe Rogan's audience that I colloquially referred to is white liberals. They love this redemption story. Like they need this constant. I think he's got a lot of conservative listeners too. You think so?

I do, yeah. Like conservatives, like we need someone with like Romney in charge of the US. Conservatives, we need a wall right now or conservatives like my wife's gonna tell me who to vote for. No, like very anti-woke. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think there's an alt-right faction or whatever you wanna call it. This is Joe Rogan? Yeah, I think so. That's interesting. Well, somebody needs this narrative, this redemption narrative. Whenever I hear this person had a rough life

and reformed it, I always think, I don't give a fuck. Who cares? Who is this Disney shit appealing to? They go to the airport, there's like homeboy bakeries. We were in prison and we hired people out of prison and we may be like, just give me homeboy industry. Yeah, down by a Philips or whatever.

Yeah, exactly. It tastes worse, cause I know that fucking backstory, bro. Is there anybody who was not in prison that you could have given a job to? That would be great. Perhaps also. So then you got this guy giving his whole spiel on Joe Rogan.

There's always gonna be an audience for human interest stories. The news has known that for, I mean, the Simpsons did a great one about, about what happened, there's no room left in this world for a man and his ducks. Right? Bart becomes a newscaster, He's just doing this fluff human interest. It was like, you know, so where did the ducks go? You know, some say they went to Canada, others Toronto.

While others say he used to sit down near that pond with those ducks. It's just an old guy who's like sitting in an empty pond. I'd love to see it. Maybe you guys shouldn't so happily ingest this stupid Did they just find him with a torso in his fridge or something? He cut all the limbs off too, so it'd be harder to identify. And then people are saying, well, his old past caught up with him. Was old past as in like...

He had to murder them. His old past caught up and he had to murder them. Was it a murder was a something he had kept on ice for 25 years hard to tell him people start cutting limbs off you know that point I don't know yeah chances are that yeah that point I need a story based on real events I don't need the real events yeah okay here's here's an affirmative consent you How do you feel about consent? Well, I mean, if you like it or not, it's here to stay. Okay, well. You were gonna say, what were you gonna say?

No, I'm gonna say that, you know, it's nice to ask somebody, you know, that yes, yes, I think it's only proper that, you know. It's good manners. It's good manners. First and foremost, it's good manners, I would say. Sure. I'm asking. Sure.

I'm asking for it. This is a new campaign in partnership with the creative agency for the UK. Yeah. Because they have so many immigrants, they're having a huge problem with consent now. So they're pushing for like a form? Like a... I don't know. Affirmative consent.

Require a clear yes to... They're pushing for a petition to force you to use their version of consent where it's a white woman saying, and the slogan is, I'm asking for it. I don't think... Yeah. Well, I mean, that's clearly, you know... It should say, fuck me. fuck me, fuck me, right? Yeah.

Oh, fuck me. Yeah. All right, would that be a good slogan for this? Yeah, it's trying, it's grabbing. Yeah, it's changing. Let's change the law to require a clear yes to sex. Believe all men, it's gonna be. She said yes.

Believe, we're believing all men now. In multiple languages. Yeah. Let's see. But how do you say yes in mayor of London language, whatever that is? You go to the pharmacy and it's like, point to what language you speak.

If there's somewhere it's like, if you don't speak English or something, just point to what you. Point to it, yeah. And somebody can help allegedly. Maybe Google. I don't know if that's gonna, maybe if they put it into a dance or something, just say yes dance. Well that's coming. It has to be right.

I mean let's change the law to require a clear yes to sex. Yeah. So the rapists will have to pause to strangle you until you say yes. When they do that, I mean that's all that's really the best we can do right? We got the rapists to at least threaten to kill them and say yes. Is that not what you right? I mean, that's all, that's really the best we can do, right? We got the rapists to at least threaten to kill them and say yes, is that not why you, I mean, they're following the letter of the law. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, what are you gonna say when you're almost dead? Yeah.

Yeah, I don't see any loopholes in that. Good understanding of the problem, retards. Right. Okay. This painting is done, destroyed here. Painting destroyed. Painting is destroyed. I thought this was an eco-terrorist, but I guess it's a Palestinian terrorist who's upset about what's happening. Who's upset that the aid cartons were dropped on little children and thus killing them, I suppose.

I suppose that might be one of the reasons why they're upset about what's going on. And so they've, uh, this young, uh... What is this? Hmm. She's slicing the painting with a box opener. She's spray painting a painting of a man in a red robe with red paint, so that's a stupid. I don't even know why you got a spray paint. I mean, you can, slashing it's pretty good.

I mean, I guess maybe they could put it back together. I feel like I want to host a class on how to destroy these paintings. Deface, yeah. Because this is, you notice that they didn't even get the eyes. No. That's the most, do you't even get the eyes. No. That's the most. Too short. You wanna get the eyes first.

You wanna X out the eyes as though to remove the humanity, the connection that the viewer has with the painting. That's number one. You gotta hit the eyes. Right, that's how we communicate immediately without words. Yes, so you failed in that regard. Number two, you don't want to destroy the dead space

if you'll notice here, because I'm a big fan of destroying art. I find it to be trash and pretentious. And I like who it upsets. I too value the pieces, but I also value the, I think it's a great statement. It could be, excuse me, could be a great statement. If done well.

If done properly. It could almost be considered art. Exactly, when I get into arguments with people, they will say, but this is art. It's not that like modern Jackson Pollock shit. And I think, well, wait, why do you think that's shit? Well, that's 100% on them. Yeah, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It doesn't speak to them. This is not yet an art form. Or books have told them that that's not real art. Yeah, books. Also there's books. Audra Books said that and not websites. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The new books. I just want to help these. I see that this is a new artistic movement and I want to help these people. So number one, you got to go after the eyes. Number two, you don't want to attack the dead space. You'll see. Yeah. She spray painted the red robes, which is done.

And now she's attacking the dead space. Yes, exactly. The dead space in these paintings is used to direct the eye in. Yes. That's where you're looking when you first encounter. So you want to use the dead space to get your message across in a way that still directs toward the focal point, which is the X out eyes that you've murdered.

So right, you know, I can't say what you might, you know, I want it to be palatable too so they can show it on the news so you can't, you know, death to whatever. They're not going to show that. No, no, no. You have to write like free Palestine or like being fat is sexy or whatever your message is, you know, fat is the new thin. I hate my dad, whatever you want to write. Yeah, but nothing that's you have to explain it to you. You know, the paintings are well documented.

You can sit at home and workshop the way you're going to deface it in advance. You have the tools. You have unlimited time. You get like you plan of attack like, yeah. So it's like you just go like here, here, here, here. It should be, by the time you get in, it should be muscle memory. Exactly. Yeah. Get some butcher paper, hang it up. Right. You know, sketch out the drawing and then to face it, show your friends.

Right. What do you think about this? Build a scale model if you need to. Time yourself. Yeah. Can I draw a Palestinian flag in this amount of time? Right. You know, right. Where do I need to. Time yourself. Can I draw a Palestinian flag in this amount of time? Right. You know, right. Where do I need to cut corners? Yeah. And then the end, the slashing, I don't know that. Yeah, I appreciate the very amateurish very very wild amateurish Without focus or right. Yeah, I think if you're gonna cut it if you're gonna cut it

I Don't know how you'd approach the cut probably cut it out from the inside You know like a lacy give it a make the cuts matter Yeah, not wild and unrestrained but make the cuts matter You know you're change you are changing the size of the piece You're forcing them to patch it, you know make the cuts your your your mark Yeah, as they should be X or something something tasteful Yeah, this is just wildly destroying your destroying your own art at that point.

Right. So anyway, we all do like a Bob Ross destroy a painting. Happy little cloud or something in there. See if it... If you don't have X, you can't X out the eyes, just black them out. Yeah, just basically covered less than a third of the face. Didn't even really get the nose or mouth. I know, and that's what you need to live. So very stupid.

Here is Riley Gaines. I thought this was interesting. Riley Gaines. Then there's Pissed Pocassity. Do you know her? Who? She was a college, girl college swimmer or something. You know her, she's like a big promoter of women are more important than trans people in women's sports. She's like a big proponent of women, women's sports.

Like keeping in a bathing suit. So guys just love it. Keeping trans women out of women's sports in college. What are we talking to her? No. I'm just saying this, I thought this, I found this to be amusing. I found this to be amusing because, you know,

the country's choking on legal immigration and immigration in general. And the approved conservative talking point is that we're in order to not appear racist is that we're super cool with legal immigration, which obviously just hurts people who are working already and enriches companies and Silicon Valley companies and banks who can pay skilled labor less than,

like you're competing with a, with a, an H1B visa brown guy that needs to work or his entire family back home dies. Right? Yeah. Not really. You weren't, your life has not prepared you to compete at that level. You're meant to compete against other Americans that went through the American education system and full of, full of, um, um, excess. Right? It's not fair. It's not fair to have to compete against people

who have wildly, wildly different, a wildly different makeup in their past for their motivations and drivers. Each one of these is coming in like, yeah, I'll work 20 hours a day, man. You can treat me however you want. Well, that's never even heard of her, right? Oh, shit, man.

These guys are on, Google can just hire how many of these guys? That's bad news. It's bad news for me that paid to go to school, right? He's been working my way up through this fucking system. Kind of a bait and switch. So Riley Gaines comes in who doesn't want men taking her job in college sports and says, oh yeah, my husband is an immigrant. We've been married for two years and he still doesn't have his green card. Just thought it's amusing that it's okay. She doesn't want her job taken by men. She's fine with other people getting their jobs taken away by men, right?

So she's- Yeah, I do. You get it? Yeah. So she's very- I don't want these men taking my job. Oh, my husband's taking my job, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Is he an immigrant? Oh, she doesn't want to get beat by like 47 seconds in us.

Yeah. That's a big problem. That's a big problem. But, but other guys, oh yeah, I'm applying for the database administrator job. Oh, your white guy. Oh yeah. Well, we got a, we got these brown guys. They don't sleep. They don't sleep. Yeah. And they'll work for pretty much anything because if they don't think it's sent home So yeah, you gotta their family will be very disappointed. Can you beat that? Can't? Huh? Yeah, they get it. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you should move to India then they're probably doing I get a similar thing they get multiple people to compete for Crawling through Andy Dufresne's pipe. You know what I mean? Like, Oh no, me first, me first. I'll do it. I'll do it. I didn't have this in college in India. They have a whole semester.

I have my tongue out the whole time licking the side of it. This is fucking crazy. I hate the pipe longer. I'll do it. I hate the conservative. Well, we want immigration, just legal. Uh, why? Those are like, look, we got a lot of guys. I'll have a fucking job. They need a job. We got a lot of people. Yeah. We got enough. We got a lot of people. We got a lot of people. We got a lot of problems. We got a lot of people. I got a lot of problems. We can, we can fucking, we don't, we don't need to do it.

We can look racist for a little bit. It's okay guys. They already, they're not going to change their minds. They already think we're all racist. Doesn't fuck matter. You're not winning anybody over with this legal immigrant matter how few immigrants we let in we still can't touch Japan You know what I mean for fun. I think I think there was like a year where they were literally like two to immigrants Yeah, yeah that they or that they allowed that they granted citizenship to it was fucking something crazy. I okay Let's see here Yeah, yeah something else a Middle Eastern woman

Let's talk to perspicacity See if he's here. Yeah, let's see who's here there. He is Me on mutum there he is. Are you there perspic? Oh, I'm gonna unmute him. There he is. Are you there, Pursepik? Hi, Dick. This is our first, uh, this is our first meeting. I know. Isn't that crazy? Even on accident, we didn't cross paths on Ralph's show. Yeah. It never quite happened when I was the co-host. Yes. You had a great run on that show.

Pursepicacity was a Ralph's co-host, or I don't know if it was formal or informal for a formal. I was a formal co-host in gig. Yes, you can believe that with Ralph. It was four, four days. For how long? I was Ralph's co-host for about six months. Six months.

That's a long time. Six months, can you believe that? That was a good time. That's a long time. Can you believe that? Yeah. That was a good time. Ralph, that's a good run. I guess. It was it was it was on fire. And we were still doing the show with Ralph. It was kind of wild until the.

Yeah, this last one. Yeah, he had a bit of a he had a bit of a referee lapse on that one. How is he now? He's phenomenal now. Phenomenal. He went on Ethan Van Skyver's show and absolutely bodied this guy named Gabe Hoffman, who is, he is like-

The scientist guy, yeah. He's super pro Israel. He's some sort of, he poses as a Hollywood producer. He made some movie called an open secret that is alleging to be like pro-exposing Hollywood pedophiles. But then he sued some of the child victims in the movie. Yeah, he sued the child victims. Yeah, to stop them from telling their story

on other programs and like so he would lose the cloud. And the money. He's very litigious. them from telling their story on other programs and like so he would lose the cloud which The money he's very litigious. Yeah He led a campaign for months to get merch kicked off PayPal So even talking about him is very risky because he's he's extremely driven to ruin people's lives from what that interview Oh, well just from watching that interview. That's what I got out of yeah He's very litigious Gives away a lot of his money too.

He's a massive pay pick for people that he will give out his narrative, I guess. He drops thousands. I don't know why either. A lot of this stuff doesn't make sense to me, so... It doesn't make any sense, but nothing, rarely anything does in the Ralph Burrs. And rarely things make any sense at all. I learned that firsthand that when I was trying to make sense of it, you still,

it makes even less sense once you get involved with Ralph. It's like you're really scratching your head. Yeah, can you bump him up a little bit? Sure, I'm going deaf. Or maybe I'll turn myself up a little bit. So, well enough about, you know, me causing us endless trouble by dealing with same. Gabe Hoffman, he demanded to go on Ethan Van Skiver's show.

Yeah. And like, cause you know, Ethan Van Skiver has, has begun this. He's kind of blown up, hasn't he? He's blown up big time. Now that he's, yeah, again, now that he's attacking people who are duplicitous and lying to others and like participating in this sort of behavior to cancel other people, people, the audience loves that. They'll, you know, they'll just follow that right off a cliff.

He demanded to go on EVS's show and like run a weird defense for Eric July for hiring these incest, piss porn, fetish, intersectional feminists to run his country. Anyway, I don't know, this is getting way off in the weeds. But the reason I wanted you to come on is first of all, because I always loved your- You had me at piss porn, to run it for the rest of the country.

Piss porn fetish, and me too, they're me too intersectional feminists, and they support transing kids. It's like, this is the most SJW shit you can get. Do not hire it you imbecile. But he loves them. I think he wants to have like a weird twin cess threesome with them. So that's why he's hiring them. Comes a lawsuit. I mean, can you, can he say he does not want to fuck them?

He's building up, you know, he's got to support that empire, his business, his product. Right. His warehouse empire. The warehouse empire. Yeah. Very threatened by Riley. That was the most curious to me. Very threatened by mint salad and Riley.

I was like, I don't know, how do you take that when somebody's calling the police on Riley for putting stickers on the front door of a warehouse? He's going to start selling ripaverse branded shelves from his warehouse. He says cardboard boxes! He says, Sean, he sells Rippaverse cardboard boxes for 50 bucks that you can put your three issues of ice on, man. Oh my God, that's what I saw. That's true.

That's what I saw George and the other guy. He lives, yeah, Maddox lives in a Rippaverse box. Let's get him one for his gummy bears. He can put wheels on it and use it as a power wheels to get out. Buy and packing tape with 50 of fucking Eric's boxes. You think it's odd that a black man feels confident in calling the cops on Riley and Mint salad like two white pornographers?

Yeah. You think that's odd? I do. I think that might be a little odd. A little, you know, I don't know if Riley is particularly imposing individual, but he's got those big novelty scissors. Yeah.

Riley runs around like in the big Lebowski. Yeah. He's going to cut off your Johnson. Yeah. Yeah. Cut off your Johnson. I think if, yeah, if, if he has any contacts with his old life, I think they'd be like, yeah, you can't come around no more.

Gang banging day. I mean, like, you can't, you can't, you call the cops. You call the cops. And then you call the cops. Yeah. A big 10 and white wedding. Do we need to continue down this path? That's just, just just We don't know you

Now he's now Eric's decided that this this white suburban house mom. He's calling her a dog fucker Because she's she's in an Inuyasha fan club. Yeah, which is like it's what yeah, she is that's like anime, right? It's like it's like an anime version of Twilight. Is that right? I don't know But it's like a werewolf. It's like a guy that turns into a werewolf. Oh It's something like that. It's like some guy who's I have Demon or so I remember the show being on when I was young, but yeah, I wasn't a huge fan of a new yasha Cuz it's some girls Yeah They love they love that shit, you know

Yeah, right. They love they love that shit. You know, Sailor Moon for young and he's gonna fuck me right. They love that shit. Yeah, as a wolf. Now Eric July is calling her a dog fucker. Got it. And this is quite a world. Black man's dog. Wow. Times have changed. Times have changed in comics. Well, he's clearly getting off on all the drown. Right. I mean, he's clearly, it's become obvious that he's clearly into this and keeping it going on this controversy because it's printing money. That's why everybody's getting involved. Yeah. I mean, I hope he gets it. I hope he has embraced it. I mean, for maybe his mental state because for a while it sure didn't seem like he wasn't having fun.

He's got all the support now though. Yeah. A bunch of other fat white guys have joined up on them. They rub on them, the quartering and yellow flash rub on them so he gets a little wider every day. Yeah. The most fascinating thing to me was when they were inserting the 3d models with the filter over it and that's the comic Yeah, I couldn't believe that that I couldn't believe like that's what goes on now in comics. They literally take 3d Images and then they just put a filter over it and they call it comic. That's he's like floating on a couch Yeah, it's kind of a-

I don't know, maybe like end tables are hard to draw. Like they can't even go over- After they render and like open their eyes up, they just render it and it's like, oh well the computer closed the eyes on that one. Oh well, that's fine. Oh that's good, yeah. People closed their eyes.

Oh this guy's floating, he's laid down on the couch but he's floating on it. Oh well. Maybe he was blinking while he was talking, that's fine. That's fine. That's normal. We just happened to draw a mid blink on this one. No big deal.

You know, there's a saying in audio, before there was Pro Tools, there were pros. So it's like, No, it's, you know, maybe the comics is kind of getting there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So the big news, the big thing I thought it'd be fun to talk with you about is Ralph. Everyone knows I love Ralph.

Yes. You've made that abundantly clear. He has been, he knocked this girl up, you know, a long time ago. Yeah. The first girl that he knocked on. And then it didn't go well. And they're he knocked on, and then it didn't go well. Do you sign the consent form? It's that way.

Quite well actually, surprisingly well. Right. I mean, it worked. He signed the form and he recorded it. So nobody can come to be overwhelming. And then he posted the consent and the copulation on the internet so there would be no he's ahead of his time Ralph Okay, yeah From soup to nuts to nut you got to see how that baby was made yeah

Yes from conception. Yes Okay So the father of the woman was upset for some reason. Right. How deep do you want to go into this? I could go real deep. Well, I'm going to give the broad strokes, and then I'm looking for a watch that piques Sean's interest because he's usually a good barometer of what the audience wants to hear.

You should first, you should go into when the father found out about his daughter running off to live with Ralph in the middle of the night. And the father's response was to make an entire website dedicating to putting all the family's information out there, all of the daughter's information out there, threatening to sue the daughter because she stole the suit case that she left in all this crazy stuff. So the dad's gonna sue his daughter who ran off with Ralph for all this pointless tick-tack, tic-tack. Docs everybody.

Docs everybody. Yes. Okay, fine. So this dad, Matthew Vickers, Vickers is his name, has spent the last, his name-o, has spent the last two years, is it? Yeah. Four, less four years.

Four years, yeah. Hounding Ralph at every opportunity to try to make him like the most miserable guy on the planet and drive him to suicide and get him to like relinquish all connection with his son, which I told him he should have done, which I told him to do, in private and on the air. I said, you should absolutely do that.

And basically make his life miserable. Like he is filed, he constantly files lawsuits against him for defamation, for anything and Braggs. For everything, yes. Multiple, he goes on stream all week for multiple hours every day bragging about how rich he is, how he's gonna drive Ralph into the grave, how him and his wife are like the best parents in the world.

Oh yeah. He got his son to go serve Ralph, another lawsuit. Wow. And not even just his son, but random people from the internet, from Kiwi farms said he hired these people to serve Ralph. Yeah. So I mean, talk about different sides of like different life experiences. He's like, I'm one year older than me. Wow. Is he really one year older than you, Dick?

Yes. Um, someone confirmed that how old Vickers is. Yes. Somebody. So the girl, his daughter is like much younger than, considerably younger than Ralph, right? I think she's like 23. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. She's 23. And she even wrote in her diary that she was worried her dad was going to try to

start an e-fame career off of her dating Ralph. Yeah. So she went, so the parents the parents she the parents finally convinced Her to like meet them at a hotel, right? So she was going to go back with the parent from Ralph's house But then they took her phone. So she committed herself to a mental asylum. We're all women Any of this up? Yes. We're all women. I mean that's kind of did the work for you know So she committed herself to the mental asylum and maybe a certain sex tape dropped during

that time. So her parents decided to tell everybody about the sex tape, including all their parishioners at their shop. If you're wondering what drove away all the business, they told all their parishioners about the sex tape. So here's the kicker, Sean. Okay. This has been happening for four years. Ralph's been dealing with this guy and I thought the whole time, like, man,

this is a tough curse that Ralph's got to bear. This guy will spend the rest of his life doing this, right? He sure seems driven. I mean, I'm picturing myself in this, doing these actions. I wouldn't do these things, but I'm just saying if I did, like, man, I got a lot of resources to fuck up someone's life, right?

Yeah. I could do it for a long, until I'm dead easily. Right, right. Fuckin' Matthew Vickers. They found out this week was $500,000 in debt between the IRS, the California Federal Tax Board, Disneyland Cruises. Yeah, Disneyland Cruises. Yeah, Disneyland.

Oh, hi. His time share, a fucking homeowners association, like 30 grand in debt to a homeowner. While he's on stream every night, bragging about like the million dollar man, Ted DiBiase, about he's gonna destroy Ralph's life and how his life is so great, 500,000 in debt. Wow.

Bankruptcy, house foreclosed. He's got four other fucking kids, right? Worst father, worst father, deadbeat. Worst father ever. Wow. Deadbeat, worst father, and his wife left him. All in the span of- He's gotta get divorced, yes.

So Ralph fucking his daughter, excuse my language, destroyed his life. Yeah. Well then- Yeah. That's fucking hilarious. Oh, this is a rough curse. The guy thought he was on top

and he just destroyed his entire life, just trying to get it right. By just- You don't always love who your daughter fucks, right? Right. But you know, they're probably a little bit like you, right? So you have to be a little bit honest with yourself about that.

Well, they're not in this case. You know, I mean, you know, in this case, he's just not as good at Ralph at it. Yeah. I know. Good. Boy, it's, you know, well, it's funny. It's like another guy who just like, you know, self-immolates. Right. I mean, it's incredible.

So you have a amount of debt that you're in and you're sitting there every night, seething about Ralph and bragging about lawsuits with your fat wife, ex-wife though. It's been the most epic Ralph flip that I've ever seen. These guys just, they insist upon just dancing in a field full of rakes. You know what I mean? Yeah. If I see George do it, I just, I mean, fucking,

how many times can you whack yourself in the fucking face with a rake before you learn something? Well, it's gotten worse and worse and worse. You know, he was, I've been feuding with Vickers for four years now. Well, before I made amends with Ralph and everything, and then, of course, we had the breakup of about a month ago.

Vickers has spent over $100,000 on these lawsuits. His shows were dedicated to reading line by line the lawsuits. So he'd go through page by page and be like, this is what I'm getting Ralph for here. And he broke the DV page by page and be like, this is what I'm getting Ralph for here. And he broke the DVRO by saying Faith's name and this tweet on this date. The restraining order.

The restraining order is completely upset. The restraining orders, they're all bullshit anyway. I mean, Ralph lives in Mexico. Yeah. But he's restraining orders. Vickers has no money to pursue him if he breaks it. Well, now he has nothing. But it was all bullshit anyway. The restraining order just evaporated. I just pursue him if he breaks it. Well, now he has nothing.

But it was all bullshit anyway. The training order just evaporated. Crazy. You know, I mean, he like, isn't it a story as old as time though, really? I mean, your daughter, teenage daughter runs off. She hit me. She's over in Lithuania. I mean your daughter teenage daughter runs off. She He runs over some guy in parties for three months. She comes home pregnant and then it's like, oh, what do we do? You know, yeah, it's happened a million times Yeah, but this guy's this guy's reaction to that was to make himself bankrupt. Yeah

To spend every last time Trying to destroy Ralph. It's unreal and he's like being spurred on the whole time by people who despise Ralph Yes, yeah, you got that was an awesome stream. Well, it's you that and it's always it You know, it's real easy to play with somebody else's money, too. Yeah. Yeah, they're like cuz let's face it I mean cuz it's entertaining it is it's entertaining. They're like, cause let's face it. I mean, cause it's entertaining. It is. It's entertaining. Well, give me a bet. They want shit like that to happen. Well, can you imagine?

The guy is like, the house is in like foreclosure now, right? He's getting a divorce, the house's in foreclosure. Like the business is done. How much is his house? Maybe I should buy Ralph's grant, a sauna. Nice place to live. Uh-oh. I think it's like.

I want to get into investing, you know, Bitcoin, I got to diversify a little bit. I'm not sure how much is, you know, because they haven't itemized everything on the list. It's just a bankruptcy that he's filed like three times now. It's been back and forth and rejected like three times bankruptcy. God. And they keep spending more and more money.

But I mean, the house got to be worth something because it's a gated community. And the irony is this gated community has a clause that you can't squat in the house if you can't afford it. Is it the gated community now? So it's so perfect. So they can't even white trash squat there. They're fucked because they had to side this lease with like some, you know, like a condo board or like a housing board for this community.

It's way behind his HOA dues to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That $100,000 would have gone a long way for, you know, 30 year mortgage or whatever he's got. Yeah. Oh, God. I don't know what he thought. Like where did he think he was? He also tried to sue me. Oh, he did. Var't know what he thought like where did he think he was he also tried to sue me We did various people on Twitter. Yes. He tried to sue 50 people on Twitter. Oh my god Wow for what? For he literally claimed that he was crippled By the coverage like he was in like a wheelchair. He had neurological damage

You just put the band sediment to a wheelchair? Like the Big Lebowski? Yes. This is what- I'm not even kidding you. In the lawsuit that outlines that he was neurologically damaged by online trolls. This is the thing, Ralph. Which I told Ralph at the time I said, Ralph, this is the greatest, this lawsuit is the greatest thing ever. This man is literally telling you that he was neurologically damaged by you.

So you for like a billion dollars for neurological damage. What's wrong with these people? They just straight to lawsuit every time. Just can't shut the laptop. Oh, my legs are cured. I can walk. I don't want to because I'm 600 pounds, but I can. Right. And that's the thing too. The wife just had weight loss surgery. She just had

a gastric bypass. So they're racking up. They're racking up as much debt as possible. That's exactly. It's all a scamming in and of itself. They're racking up as much debt as they can so they could get it all out in the bankruptcy. Then he's divorcing her so he can get her on Medi-Cal basically. Oh, so it's a divorce on paper. Oh. Yeah. So it's like a quotation.

The wife is disabled in big quotation marks. So it's all to get... Big quotation marks. Yeah. It's all to set up this big, massive scam where they can just like suck the government for welfare and insurance. I'm sure. So I'm supporting the Vickers family.

Yeah, basically. I'm a California taxpayer. Perhaps. They're gonna fucking bankrupt the California, you know, Medicare system. And he's online crying all every day about how Ralph's not supporting his son. And here I'm actually supporting all of his kids. It's wife, which is expensive. Well, you see them.

They're all 600 fucking pounds. I'm sure that costs it. That's going to cost a ton of money. All of a sudden they're going to be going to the doctor every week. How much for the bankruptcy and the repossession? How much do they get for like 60 Disney mugs? What are those? Yeah, I don't know.

I know Vickers is selling his streaming equipment, which I find funny. He's selling the microphone for $50 on e-mails. Oh my God. We're not going to get any more of the good, the bad and the vicious. Oh, come on. No, we're not going to get any minute, five minute bad and the vicious. Oh, come on We're not gonna get any minute five minute coverage in the lawsuit But what is that gonna do what is like selling your fucking USB mic? I think it's symbolic Let me look up here what he looked like good the bad and the vicious I

Really can't believe it. I thought Ralph would have to deal with this forever, but I mean, honestly, I just hope Ralph, self-emolated. This is the thing with Ralph. And I do like, I was, I really tried to be a good friend to Ralph. And I would say to Ralph, because this stuff would drive me crazy. I know I listened to your breakup live and it was heartbreaking. It was heartbreaking because I know addiction because I know addiction very well. And coming from your side,

you were the sober one in the conversation. So it's always more sympathetic to me because I'm always on the other side of that. Yeah. Fair enough. Well, yes, I know about that. Yeah. Anyway, what were you saying?

I had had this conversation with Rob like 20 times off air, but he doesn't remember anything. So, yeah, you know that. I know you know that. I know you're aware. So I was saying a rough, you know, like, okay, you have an insane father-in-law, you know, you got a whole other situation going on where you can get into trouble. Just ignore the vickers.

They're going to go bankrupt because they can't possibly support paying for the daughter's lawsuits, paying for their own lawsuits. They live like, wait, you know, they live like they're just living off of credit, like going on these vacations and stuff. It's never going to hold up. They're not making this amount of money because there's a whole story behind the coin shop where the entire inventory for the coin shop. He owned a coin shop. The guy owned a coin shop.

Vickers owned a coin shop, yes, allegedly. The guy he got the entire inventory from this coin shop, all the silver and gold and coins and stuff, was this schizophrenic guy. Oh, good. shop all the silver and golden coins and stuff was this schizophrenic guy Leased all of his inventory to them and then the inventory mysteriously disappeared and vickers didn't know what happened to it When he went to the store so the guy filed the lawsuit. He tried to this guy is a little nuts Okay, so he tried to form a citizen's arrest Yeah, sure Of course, he was escorted out of the store. You can perform a citizen's arrest or a female cop citizen's arrest.

We just come in blasting, right? Yeah, right, right. The woman kind! Okay. Unfortunately, yeah. He was a little nutty, but he fought like this big civil lawsuit that Victor stole this money But vickers is such a scam artist that he kind of slipped away from that But you'll notice there are all these little civil filings with vickers in the background that are going on where

Vickers mysteriously is accused of stealing all this money and somehow he doesn't know where it is He doesn't know anything about it and that's been going on for years and years and years. Well, once you, once you choose to stop paying taxes in my experience, the people who do it, they don't ever pay him again. Like I have taxes this year or the next seven years. Oh, you mean the psychology of it? Yeah. I'm already behind for it next year. Like you, you know, you're going to make up for it next year, bro. You didn't have the money this year. Yeah.

You're on a payment plan in seven years. That's what's happening. Yeah. Finally, dead broke. Yeah. Well, my theory is once he went through the entire inventory, he couldn't replenish any of that money. Like it just wasn't making money anymore. So they were just broke after that. So it was basically all money that they stole. And then once they ran out of that stolen money, it was like, it's over.

Gravy trade is over. Notice the shop closed. It wasn't making any money. So there has to be like explanations for these things. And I think that Vickers caught himself. I mean, you don't go from being a banker to owning a coin shop anyway. It's kind of a strange transition of careers. That's what he looks like. Yeah. It's kind of a strange transition of careers.

That's what he looks like. Yeah. That's him. Yeah. Yeah. Fedora. He looks about my age. What the f- are those like opera glasses? He's looking for the lost money. He's looking for where the money is.

Yeah. He's looking at his daughter's sex tape. That was another thing that was wild that you revealed. He revealed that he created a porn hub account so he could be the first person to download this sex tape so he could have an archive of it. He announces all of this stuff. It's insane with this guy. Yeah. This is Gen X stuff, man.

They're going to get weirder and dumber like this like a certain control Or how much we don't care. Yeah, it's gonna be a whole different kind of beast What if you just different kind of money people off like wouldn't you pay that hundred thousand dollars? So nobody ever talks about this sex tape again. You just pretend it doesn't exist like nobody really knows like a Normal person on the street doesn't know who Ralph is, doesn't know what the kill stream is. So wouldn't you just keep it quiet and like not tell everybody? Yeah, I wouldn't talk about it. It's like, oh yeah, I can't do that though. Like, do you remember when Ralph was feuding with like a leafy and Keemstar? Yeah. Do you know the Vickers family contacted Keemstar and Leafy and

stuff with the sex tape and said they wanted to be interviewed? To get the daughter's sex tape out there? This is very Kardashian-esque. They're the white Kardashians. It's so sly and white trash. It's real unreal. They got the fat ass and fat everything else.

Yeah. Yeah. I think the, it's kind of nice thinking now that without his oppressive influence, maybe the daughter could raise the kid. Well, yeah, maybe they could have a... A little bit of help from Ralph, you know. Yeah, yeah. A little bit of influence.

Normal time. Or whatever, just without this like soul-sucking-e celebrity shit always hanging around, because it hurts people. What does it have to do with this child anyway? It's not like this child knows anything about it. It's nonsense. Well, no, but it's, you know, they're the kids just going to get fucked.

I mean, in the long run, these people are so dysfunctional. I think he has Ralph O'Mail DNA. That's what I'm holding onto. Yes. He does have the Ralph O'Mail DNA. Yeah. He could survive it. He could survive anything. I mean, there is one more story. I don't know if this is too dark, but it is fascinating.

The last time somebody asked that, uh, was trapped daddy. Oh right. His daughter had just died from leukemia or something. Remember? Yeah, that one really, yeah. You've got to top that for me right in the nuts. How dark could it be? I still think about it. Yeah, yeah. This week I was like, oh man, that sucks. Oh jeez, that's terrible. Yeah, it's not as dark as, it's kind of comical. So you remember Ralph went to Portugal, right? Yeah, yeah.

So the first time he went to Portugal, he got beaten up and he had to go to the hospital. The second time he went to Portugal, there was this guy, this British guy, Cog, who's like complete roach, like nobody knows who he is or anything But vickers was like liquidating his children's college fund to like give this guy money to give cock money Yeah, he was giving cog like he was the main contributor to giving him cash to do what cash money Yeah, like it was revealed even in some leaks if you remember the post leaks

I don't know if you know about any of that but there's actually Gave cog like a ton of money to go to Portugal to confront Ralph to confront Ralph is that one? I'll get beat up That's when Ralph got beat up by cogs friend in yeah So that is dipping into his kids' college fund to pay a muscle man to go to another country and beat up. Well, that's also like a major criminal charge, right? Well, yeah, I mean.

We're not even to the crazy part. We're not even touching the crazy part yet. So they saved the shirt for Vickers that Dan is wearing with Ralph's blood on it. And Vickers pays for it to get shipped to California so he could frame it and put it in his living room. The shirt that he paid. What?

The shirt Dan, shirt. That he paid this guy to beat up Ralph. He had them send it to California full of blood and he framed it in his living room and it's framed in his living room. The evidence of a major, a fan-rove crime. Of like multiple crimes. The evidence of multiple crimes is framed

in this guy's living room. This guy's, what the fuck? He's insane. He's so obsessed with Ralph. Yeah. Is he insane? He's the one with Ralph. Yeah. He's insane. He wanted to fuck his daughter. I mean, that's the only explanation. Yeah, yeah.

It does seem like a bent-thorpe type situation. Yes, if you're where the thorpes are. Yeah, I do. I saw, uh, he just got arrested for kicking his daughter and it really took the fun out of all their... I don't know anything about the, uh... There are this dad and his daughter that pretend that they're doing incest or maybe they were doing incest. Yeah. Maybe they are. We don't know anything about the there are this dad and his daughter that pretend that they're doing incest or maybe they were doing incest Maybe they are we don't know but then he was on stream last night like a horse kicking her or like You know when you're laying back and kicking like that you really nailed there's Real sick sick sick strange

Yeah, so the viewers called the police. Yeah, and they arrested. Oh Yeah, yeah, well I hope things will, we'll turn up now for the start turning up for the Ralph O'Mail now. I do too. I hope this is a little bit of a really for Ralph because boy, has it been, it's been a roller coaster for Ralph these last four years. It's got to be so draining, you know, you know, like somebody who hates you that much with money to spend, now at least he's got to deal with the IRS for a little bit,

and they're not fine. He's got one less excuse, Ralph. You got one less excuse. You could actually focus on like doing things and not being distracted by like just complete nonsense. White trash, it just desperately wants your attention. I mean, this is what these people are doing. They literally bankrupting themselves to get rough. It's wild, isn't it?

Yes! It's so funny. It took four years to pay off. You banged your daughter? I mean, like, enjoyed the club. There's, what is there? Hundreds of thousands of fathers in the United States who have had their teen daughters get pregnant by some guy? Yeah. It's twice their age. Many of them were fatter than Ralph. So let's not, you know,

we didn't even have the worst one. In jail or, you know, murders or whatever. It's constantly going on. Or they have no like Ralph's very entertaining and fun and intelligent, you know? They're like, she could have done worse. I don't know. He thought he was going to go on Dr. Phil or something. I can't.

Uh, okay. Well, Perspic, thanks for calling in. That's what I said. I enjoyed your run on the Ralph on the kill stream. I appreciate that it was a It was a fate it was a fade it wasn't faded to last but it was a fun experience I had fun with Ralph it never is. Are you doing anything now that you want to plug? You could catch me on YouTube at but at Perspicacity on YouTube. Okay. And that's about it. Perspicacity. I'll be streaming again.

I have to do a victory lap on this since I've been covering the Vickers for four years. And I know all their antics. And the last time Vickers lost a lawsuit, he said, I was like the first person my face popped into his mind. So I have to enjoy this just a little bit, you know? Yeah. Yeah. This is enjoy it. Even just a little bit, you know? Yeah, yeah. This is enjoy it. Even though I'm nobody, like the guy is obsessed with me, I'm nobody.

I'm like just somebody who's covered his antics, but he really is just obsessed with this. I don't think Jen X people understand the internet. I don't think they can imagine people at scale. They only know what's in front of them. And then that's everything. They know they're people watching. They don't care if it's people at scale. They only know what's in front of them and then that's everything. They know they're people watching. They don't care if it's 10 or 100 or 1000.

Yeah, yeah, there is a lot of that. All right, man, have a good one. All right, well, thank you for having me. Enjoy the Oscars. Are you gonna enjoy the Oscars today? Is that? Yeah, I'll be with you. All right, see ya.

All right, man. See ya. Nice guy. What a world. Okay. Riley, I know that I'm supposed to talk to you too. Let me... And maybe Matthew too. Let me read some of these comments.

Malcolm says Russian roulette. Hey, Sean, you're 100% right about Maddox playing Russian roulette, except he's loaded all the chambers and won't give anyone else a turn with the gun That's true. Yeah, you know Malcolm says woman alert Similar to the cashback thing this woman thinks when you spend money on a credit card, you're just getting money. Okay, let's see how This works Okay, let's see how this works. Really taking, upping the ante on the grocery store idea.

Cashback. With my credit card, I maxed that out to 4,000. What do you mean you maxed it out? So this guy, this guy is a guy that helps people with their finances. Like they bring in all their financials because they're not doing so well. And then he like goes through them.

Guy online who does this. That's his thing. Okay. Matt. So my max, I got confused with the credit debt and the credit limit. So my parents got me a credit card and I ended up getting a max credit limit of $8,000.

So I could spend up to $8,000. That's what that means, right? So I would use it and I would take my boyfriend. We would just start a dating. We would go out. I would go out on his $12,500. On it now? Yeah.

Well, when I looked at it last, yeah. Me and my boyfriend made my friends, we would go out and I'm like, oh, I'll pay for everybody. I got it. I'll spend the money. Don't worry about it. It's just a credit card. So I would pay and pay and pay and pay.

And then I called my mom one day and I wanted her to be proud of me. So it's just like, hey, I've got $4,000 credit on my credit card. And she's like credit limit or credit debt. I was like, what's debt? And she's like, credit limit or credit debt? I was like, what's debt? And she's like, oh, that's bad. I'm like, oh, really? Okay. So it's $4,000 debt then?

She's like, that's bad. Why did you do that? I'm like, I thought that was good. And she's like, no, your credit limit at the time, it was 8,000. So I was like, okay, well, the credit limit's 8,000. That's good, right? And she was like, okay, well the credit limits 8,000, that's good, right? And she's like, yes, but you were $4,000 in debt.

So I started paying it off maybe like for a month. And then my mom and dad, they were like, when was this? Last year. Okay, and then what? And then they were like, script, you're not gonna pay this off in time Give it to me. So my parents took it and they're still currently paying it off right now

The four even the four thousand That went to this card this last month was from them. They they're they've been paying it off from four thousand There you go Okay, you mean credit limit or credit how much money do you spend? Yeah? Well, what do you mean? How much money did I spend? or How much credit did I make? Yeah, right how much money did you spend at the bar you dumb bitch? What do you mean? You know you got to pay those people making the drinks, right? You get that part?

This shit on the table that you're eating? It's not free. That's the basics. Oh, but they said it was like a credit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Forget all that shit right here on the table. How much is that taco cost? Dude, she thought it was a gift card.

Yeah. But she also wanted to brag that she somehow racked up a high score by spending money. What does that enter into it? Baffling. I couldn't possibly. I couldn't possibly. Woman of all lures. You have to have these conversations.

Woman of all lures. I guess. Wow. Never would you think that you had to explain that, right? No. No. No. OK.

Hey, Dekko, here's another one. Another one, I'll order it. It's everyone's favorite. OK. Because of the drop. Love the drop. Woman, all alert. This is sent to me by Gary.

It is Anita Sarkeesian who is responsible for getting Trump elected. She says she's wearing a wedding dress and she says, I did not get married, but I did have a wedding themed birthday in Stockholm this summer. It was goofy and silly and fun. We had a bachelor party rehearsal dinner ceremony

and she's wearing a, this is a needy Sarkeesian. Everybody hates her because she like ruined video games. She started this whole idea where women and like marginalized people need to be paid by game companies to come in and cram diversity into their games. Or else they'll write hit pieces about you. I gotcha. Yeah.

And ruin your ESG score. I'm looking at those flowers. you. I gotcha. Yeah, and ruin your ESG score. I'm looking at those flowers. Like, I couldn't even get, do they look like LGBT bouquet? Is that, you know what? You're right. I thought that maybe they had a magician clown there, like for like the opening act.

It's like, oh, I need this shit. There's no bouquet. These all have to do. These all have to do. These all have to do. Go slay, honey. You go marry nobody. Massive thanks to, oh, people dressed up in the best costumes from Brides, Divorce Lawyer, Drunk Uncle, and a Ring Bear, a Ring Bear, she says.

She said a Ring Bear? A Ring Bear. Is that, so it's a pun. Probably someone did dress up in a Bear costume. Massive thanks to everyone who helped me pull it off, which was a lot of people, and everyone who traveled from different continents and countries to party with me.

You know, I don't really mind this. I think that women should get this out of their system. Oh, okay. If they just had a fake wedding. They're like, God, that's a lot of bullshit. Yeah. After they get... Because then the second one is like,

okay, I don't need to do it again. Like a rehearsal dinner and everything. Or they said they, I saw rehearsal in there somewhere, right? Yeah. They did a whole fake wedding and there was just no groom. You know, people are like- That is just as dumb to me as a normal wedding. So I don't, I think you're barking up the wrong tree

on this one, but- Well, plus like, you know, if she does get married, then like all these people are like, fuck, I just blew a grip on this one. But. Well, plus like, you know, if she does get married, then like all these people are like, fuck, I just blew a grip on this stupid birthday part. Like, you know, I mean, we kind of did this already. Oh no, she's never getting married. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. She still managed to make it a pain in the ass. Still in destination party. Yeah. And it's a night before party. Okay. Okay.

Kind of fun to go to, fake wedding. People go to like fake dinner parties that are, you know, fake wedding, isn't it? What was that show? There was a Tony show that was like Marty and Farty's wedding. And they'd have a pretend wedding every night. It was a dinner that you ate too.

Oh. I don't know. I think everyone just hates the Anita Sarkeesian, which is fine. Whatever gets you there. Yeah, whatever it is. But don't, I think everyone just hates the Anita Sarkeesian, which is fine. Whatever gets you there. Yeah, whatever. But don't think your wedding is any better. Okay.

Yeah. Don't think you're not as dumb looking as that. Yeah. You are. Yeah. Nicholas says rage and I had a rage for you. Okay. I was playing vampire survivors, a stupid arcade game where you kill little pixel

men. Okay. I told my girlfriend who was watching me play that I was gonna get through because I finally unlocked the final solution, a weapon that transforms you into a goddamn galaxy making you invincible for a while. That was the name of the weapon. Wow. Well, guess what?

She told me it was making her uneasy because Hitler's plan to kill the Jews was called that. What the fuck are you talking about? I told her that watching little pixelized colors on the screen making her think think about Hitler is her problem. And it was all in her head. That's a phrase that I found to stay away from. Oh, really?

Dealing with women. Unless you want to prolong fight, you know. Well, you're telling someone it's... That's all in your head! Yeah, that's... No, that's a fight. Because there is absolutely no link between vampire survivors and Hitler. I would not think so. No, I played that game, there's none.

Not even obliquely. And now she's crying in the living room. I just... I go, yeah, in real time. I just wanted to enjoy a stupid brainless game before doing the dishes. Now you still are, It's called a relationship. Oh.

You're in luck, sir. You're playing two games at once. And you're winning. Fuck my life. Have a good one. Oh, damn it. And I just found out the weapon isn't even called Final Solution. It's called Soul Solution. Got you.

Probably was called the final solution and someone said this is gonna upset people. And someone said, who the fuck is this gonna upset? Just trust me, I'm married, you're not. Let's change it to the soul solution. Well, I thought about that. I was like, oh wow, that's, you know, of the final solution.

Interesting, it could be an innocent mistake or it might not be called that, but you you know Yeah, could be a translation error. Yeah, Japanese dog whistle, you know, they were aligned with the Nazis Yeah, I mean you forget that these you know these these games are not necessarily made in this country. No, not the good ones Yeah, yeah, well, wow Okay, Chris now she's crying in the living room. That's crying in the living room. You got too excited about your Hitler joke, dude. And it's gone. Yeah. What?

Is your girlfriend cares about Hitler that much? How much history channel are you watching? Right. Right? Yeah. Women don't like the Holocaust, right? I didn't know they would break down over references to it in video games. I've never seen that before.

Maybe all this Gaza shit has people wound up tighter than I thought. Some people, sure. We gotta drop some more crates on those kids. Oh man. Fucking dropping kid seeking crates, this new technology. There's one. Yeah, just hope fucking.

Can we equip them with those whistles from Looney Tunes? Oh boy. Yeah. Right? Right. And they hold the sign up. Oh God. Oh, hey, they.

That's magic. Man, that's so fucked up. How do you even dodge that? You're right. It's like, does your baseball training kick in? And you're like, oh, I gotta get it. Oh, wait, no, no, no, I've gotta run. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Like those are hard. I played outfield. It's hard to know sometimes with the wind going around and you get disoriented because you lose the horizon. And then you're like, oh, shit. No.

I kind of don't understand which way I'm running. I got to check and reorient myself. Reading, reading. You call it too. You might run into somebody, knock yourself out. And then you both get smashed. I was not an outfielder, but like in, you know, in that practice or something, you know,

you end up playing somewhere out there, like reading fly balls off the bat is an absolute skill. It has to be practiced over and over again. And even in the major leagues, you'll see it occasionally, they'll start in on a ball and be like, oh fuck, it just, it's- That's the first thing you gotta unlearn is always go back. Yeah.

Always go back and then think, I was good at outfield. Yeah. Cause I was fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you could make a- I would really dive in goofy ways. Taking the right lines, the most direct line to a ball, you know, I mean, it's, yeah, that is a tough position.

So maybe I should have a little talk with those Gaza kids. Say, look, if you, you know, your instinct isn't always, you're gonna wanna run in. You're gonna wanna run back from the crate to get away from it, but actually you should be running towards it. I gotta reverse my baseball logic. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Maybe me and Tony Gwynn can go to Gaza and give a talk. Tony Gwynn's dad, but... So are they. They got that in common. Very good. Chris says, poster at Leeds University. Hey, Dick and Sean. I was at Leeds University, the UK for a film screening. I saw the attached poster in the toilets. It struck me I saw the attached poster in the toilets. It struck me as a new level of insanity. Uh-huh. Even for students. Let's see here. Let's see here, Chris.

What do you think of Per Spicassi? You like that guy? Yeah, he seemed cool. Isn't that crazy what we're all dealing with? Yeah. It's a... OK, here was the poster. It's uh...

Uh, okay, here was the... Here was the poster. Uh... Pull it up here. Yeah. Is this... Your mates? How do I load up a poster? Please hold fire.

There we go. And... Uh... Come on, man! Hey fucking cocksucker. Hello, and... Come on, man. Hey, fucking cocksucker. Okay, that works. There we go. It's a... It's a poster in the bathroom in the men's room, so it's targeted at men. And it says, do your mates rate the people they've pulled? Mm-hmm.

Objectifying someone isn't harmless chat. It's sexual violence. Yeah, that's absolutely insane. Uh, well, shit, if that's sexual violence, I might as well do all the other sexual violences. If I'm already being sexually violent, I'm not gonna stop rating people with my friends. So might as well start raping.

Words... right? We have to agree that words mean something. Like they've... they've... Yeah, violent is being a man. That's what we've agreed. I got bad news for you. Sexual violence. Like violence isn't... That's disrespect. It's an act. Objectifying someone isn't harmless chat.

It's sexual violence. Reallyifying someone isn't harmless chat. It's sexual violence. Really am I raping my friends? Who am I, who am I violenting? Yeah, I don't know man. Sexual violence is more than sexual assault. But am I- The way we think, talk, and act matter.

Find out how you can show up against sexual violence. What? That must be a UK slang. Do your mates... Now here's the misfire in this campaign. Uh, okay, go ahead. It's probably the same one I got. Men's room. Yeah. Do your mates rate the...

Chicks they fucked. Or chicks they're talking to. Or chicks that they have pictures of. Not people that they've pulled. Do your mates rate the individuals that they've pulled? No, it's women. You got so you're unable to even function in your weird dystopian brainwashing because you have infected yourself to such a degree that you can't even call them women.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Unless you're calling out gay men too, in which case I don't think a woman sitting at a fat woman sitting on the couch has anything to do with gay men rating each other. Why is a woman in the ad? I don't know. Why is she texting? I don't get it. Is she rating? Is she rating with her friends? You could be sexually violent with me as you want, honey.

What are you talking about? Is that what they're saying? See, this could be, it could be, it's like the shoplifting photo. It's very bizarre. You know, from last week. Yeah, from the FBI. I don't quite get the image.

Is she doing the sexual violence? That's what I mean. That's what I'm asking. Huh. Well, another misfire. Yeah, that's very poorly done. We watched this show Queer Kids on Carl's show. Oh, really? Yeah, and it was a woman explaining sex things to kids.

So, I mean, obviously, this should be banned from the earth. Should be at least rated NC17, what she's doing. Yeah. She's got a little bear puppet. Oh, yeah talking about sex concepts to kids Which kind of fucked up parents are letting this you know probably child molesters. I don't know I don't want there's so much worth. There's so much wrong with like when it's like It's coming for a minute chapter on consents on consent. There's that chapter should with like, when it's like, it's coming from some- There's a four minute chapter on consent. That chapter should be 10 seconds long.

No. The answer, do you wanna know about it? If a weird adult ever comes to you with a little teddy bear, get the fuck away from them. Yeah. And then tell your parents that this freak tried to approach you, a child, with a weird teddy bear.

Yeah. No is the answer to that. Right. But they had a lecture on being bisexual. Uh-huh. And they tried to explain that to kids, but they also didn't want to offend their core group which is pedophiles, liberal pedophiles. So they had to say that being bisexual was being attracted to your same gender and any other gender, which

it is not. Being bisexual is being attracted to men or women. Yeah, two. Two. Two. That means that's a bi. Pansexual is being attracted to anything. Right, right. But they couldn't say it. They chose to gaslight kids into thinking that buy meant you or anything else. It's really like amusing to watch them. They led it with an apology because their previous video on bisexuality didn't go over so well with their audience of hardcore pedophiles. So fucking weird, man. This world, man. Just aspects of it are just so, so bizarre to me. Okay.

I'm like, you're queer for kids? Well, that's, don't do that. Delete it. It's just like you're asking me to suspend so much disbelief. It's like a very bad movie. Yeah, I'm all tapped out. Yeah, I was just like, no, I can't agree

that that's what that word means. Like, I know the root of it. Like, I know the, you know. Trans women gets kicked out of a bathroom. And my first thought is, well, if she wants to pass, she's got to put on 40 pounds. That's not right for me to think that. See what the world did to me. Yeah, Right. Right. Well, she's obvious.

And now it's not passable. She's sliggler. Right. Medium. Right. You know, I can easily lift her up. Yeah. This is a breaking myself. This is sick thoughts. God damn, man. Let's see. Mr. Neal says rape Apollo. I think I figured it out. The rape apologist stuff. Maddox started writing this six years ago and he did the Google search in 2018 when Google didn't have a giant definition like it does now. I guess he messed that up. Johnny Rockins says, Hey, Nick, here's more secret audio of Maddox complaining about Sean's behavior.

You want to hear that? Yeah, sure. sure tickled you last week. It was very funny This guy's an amazing writer Okay, let's hear it well well well Sean did not like my last expose figures a scumbag wouldn't like the truth Seeing the light of day the few fans of the dick show with more than one brain cell may have noticed that Sean did not deny any of the claims because they are not claims. They are truths, my truths. Thanks for having at least some integrity, Sean. I wish you were that respectful when you stayed at my house.

That's right, I'm opening that can of roaches. Buckle up, Sean. You'll never get invited to a fancy dinner party again. I'm about to show you how to win a radio war by showing up with receipts half a decade later. Okay. God, these are so good. Isn't crazy?

Yeah. Why did Sean stay at my place? Some of you are probably calling Sean gay. No, it was nothing like that. Sean's place had bugs, so it had to be fumigated. Fanboy blamed it on the immigrants living around the uh area, of course. I stepped up to the plate and let Sean crash at my sweet pad.

Notice how Fanboy didn't offer his home, but look who Sean sided with in the end. No good deed goes unpunished and boy was living with Sean a punishment. Oh, I can already hear the morons angrily typing. Why would you help Sean if he's such a bad guy? I must reiterate that yes, I let Sean stay with me, but this was before I knew he was involved

in human trafficking. Get your timeline straight idiots. Okay. This, like, it almost makes me like George. Like, it's, I wish- It's somebody funny. I wish he could do this. Yeah.

I just, it's like, if you would just do this. If you would just dial it back a little bit. If you would just do this. Instead of the Nazi pedophile stuff. Instead of just lying. Yeah. The very first day, like five minutes and 10 seconds into his stay,

Sean asked me to go grocery shopping and gave me a list of things he wanted. Now I know what you're thinking. I'm so alpha I bit his head off for that. Nope. I understood Sean was having a rough time so I was willing to do this favor for him. Believe it or not, I am a very, very reasonable guy.

Everything that happened after I got back from the store was unacceptable. I think Sean was raised in a barn on another planet. I got back from the store with a 90 pack of Diet Cokes and other less important things. No, Sean never paid me back. To my horror, there was at least 17 people at my place. No idea who they were.

I don't know the politically correct term, but Sean insisted they were Gypsies. He liked to chill out with them. Also, Sean was shirtless for the rest of his stay. I don't want to assume anything, but I think they stole Sean's shirt. Sean went through the groceries and was thankful, until he discovered I bought the wrong type of crackers. He stomped the box to shit, scattering crumbs all over my kitchen floor like landmines in the killing fields, then the Gypsy dog started eating the mess. I tried to set some ground rules, but this group of freeloaders and leeches drowned me out with music.

Then I noticed my gift card to Chili's was gone. I magnetized my gift cards to the fridge. I questioned Sean and he in a Jamaican accent claimed to not even know what a gift card was. Can we hear that? So funny. Haven't you made an accent? No, I don't think I do.

I don't think I do. I don't even know what a good card is, Mon. Yeah. It does make me like him. It's just so funny. It's so funny. I got tired of arguing with Sean and the Gypsies and went to bed. I only managed to get a max of an hour or so sleep.

At crack of dawn, 2 p.m. I went outside to discover my car missing. I bravely confronted Sean about it. Sean now in blackface explained, of course he had to borrow the car. He had to get the right crackers because I was too busy barely sleeping. He really emphasized the word cracker too. I guess he did blackface just to make complaining

about the crackers funny, which it wasn't. So then I asked him where he left my car. If he was the one who drove it, two blocks from my place, it's in a fucking fountain, ruined. Sean told me stop crying and call my insurance as he ripped a fat bong hit, which he called a bong hit transplant. A medical condition apparently.

Yes, he was committed to the Jamaican accent at this point. Also he called me a baddie boy, some kind of homosexual slur. That's why I don't have a car anymore. Water damage isn't covered. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wasn't on the grocery list he gave me. Sean retorted by saying, and I quote, I'm starting to see no issue with the Armenian genocide. End quote. I was done with him so I went to bed early.

At 2 a.m. I woke up to a strange noise. Then I discovered Sean doing his side hustle in my kitchen. He was fucking the peanut butter jar and filming himself. Only fans wasn't a popular concept back then, so it took him a while to explain it to me. I wasn't really upset until I realized the peanut butter he was defiling was mine and not the jar he had me get at the grocery store.

I asked him if he was fucking my peanut butter by accident. I assumed so. Nope, he confirmed that it was on purpose. He had me get him his own peanut butter because he didn't want, and I quote, fucked peanut butter on his sandwich. And quote, I asked him why he couldn't wait to do this back at his place.

He ranted about deadlines and discipline like I was a child. I was so mad, I went back to bed and yelled into my pillow. So this guy is writing a helifence for Ethan Van Skiver. Oh really? He's a great writer. He rewrote all of Isom and AlphaCore. He cut out all the pictures and made a totally different story.

Yeah. And it's hilarious. Like every page, Isom is black exploitation to the extreme. AlphaCore is about the main guy, the Superman guy, being like a huge prick. It's so funny. Are there more issues of I saw him out yet? No, it's stuck it to.

It's stuck it to. Yeah. Yaira is coming out. They're starting to sell it this week. Right. Okay, here's the last one. I woke up to fanboy honking his horn. The dynamic duo were mad at me.

Sean scolded me for forgetting to invite fanboy to weed fest. At the end of the grocery list were instructions to inform Fanboy that Sean's annual Weed Fest was to be at my place since Sean's was inhabitable at the moment. Sean had gotten too high to text Fanboy until now. The Gypsies had only left because Weed Fest was over. Fanboy was all broken up about missing it.

He had made three matching friendship bracelets for us. That said, friends forever and no good weed goes unpunished. I was touched, but before I could claim the symbol of our bond, Sean took the one meant for me and threw it so hard it landed on a nearby rooftop, a bar. I went to the management to claim it, but the hostess mistook me for a creep. There was a poster of a drink roofier

and I unfortunately looked a lot like him. The bouncer shoved me out of the place and I twisted my ankle. Sean forbid fanboy from making me a lot like him. The bouncer shoved me out of the place and I twisted my ankle. Sean forbid fanboy from making me a new friendship bracelet. That was the beginning of the end of the podcast, I think. I think, great. It's fucking hilarious. We're gonna take his voice now.

Now we're taking everything. I mean, he's... It's funny here. Well, I mean, if he hears, he's gotta be mad about it. He's gonna do something to stop this from happening. Right? Yeah. He's going to have reached a landmark case all the way to Supreme Court.

Matt is going to sue for his likeness. He should sue because he'll lose. Right? You don't want somebody sympathetic to sue in this case. Right. They'll win. They'll need to set precedent. Yeah.

You want Maddox to sue before Taylor Swift. Make sure that everybody knows this is stupid and crazy people to shoot for this. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Johnny. That was incredible. That's funny shit. I didn't know all that stuff happened.

Okay. Woman, nuclear, operator, and training. Oh, a job offer. Self-identify as a woman to be a nuclear. That's the qualifications. That's what it said, qualifications. Yeah, you're right. Eligible to work in Canada, self-identify as a woman.

Okay, I hope we're emphasizing the self-identify and not the woman part in that nuclear power plant job. Yeah, sure. See, do I have anybody else? Oh boy. Riley, you could call in, but I don't know, man. See, do I have anybody else? Oh boy. Riley, you could call in, but I don't know man. What do you think? Should we do it next week for you guys?

Riley, you there? This is not Riley and Mint Riley. Oh, different Riley? Different Riley. Guess depends how. I know I told you guys to call in, but that perspic shit, you know, that was big and it just happened.

It took us a long time to talk about it. Do you guys want to call it next week? Do you want to call it next week? I could do that if you don't have the time. Yeah. Yeah. I think because then it's more at the front too. You know, okay. Cool. More people hear it. Okay. Thanks, man. Thank you. Okay. Maybe see you voicemails. Okay. Patreon.com slash the dick show, dick.show. We'll see you Monday. That's the new, excited for the Oscars tonight. No. You don't hear about how bad Trump is for four hours?

No, I'm not gonna watch one minute of it. You're not gonna watch it? No, no, no. I haven't watched the Oscars. I haven't watched the Oscars. Back in the, I used to have to watch them. You did? Yeah, because you would,

I think I've explained this before, where you had to know who won what. You would build for ads. You would build every scenario of, anything that's nominated, the various potential winners in every combination. Then you would have to get them out, you know, as soon as it happened so that they could,

they could put it in the paper, you know, showing that, you know, best director and best actor were one for this particular pile of shit. Vito brought in stupid award shows to the show this week. A toy finally got smashed. Oh Really? Yeah, it was another mother's milk. Wow. I need some kind of like okay on the on the toy Yeah, it gets smashed something finally got smashed. Okay. Maybe I'll find a good little camera Look it up here. Always right with the world apparently then yeah, nobody ruined it this week. No, he was

then. Yeah. Nobody ruined it this week. No, he was. Twitter. Nobody ruined it. We had a big fight about Gamergate too, though. Oh, okay. Maybe it was too big of a fight. Okay. This is a silly Poo's new song and animation called Cyber Girls. Let's see. How's the audio here? I got it. To be a blondie girl, we're a very, very girl Everyone needs love before everyone I'm such a lovely girl, be a dweller-chic girl

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You know what, fuck you, Hee Hee. Sending all the men to die in a concentration camp? Man, what did we ever do to you. What did we ever do to you? I Don't care if it's embarrassing. I think that's a great song I don't know if I think that's a fucking great song. It's great. Yeah. Yeah The whole thing got wrote that does anybody know who who wrote the song? Perhaps it was on the fucking It's fucking hooky as hell, man. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great song. Okay.

Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. Loading and loading and loading and loading and loading and loading and loading. Great. Thank you, Windows. Thank you. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Yeah, I don't remember if it was the most recent episode of the most recent bonus episode, but there was a bit with Maddox where you pulled up on his tweets, where he said like in Talks like this. Yeah, I can clarify that. Yes, you know, you joke about Well, it's never the joke. I mean, but you talk about autism a lot. He is autistic Whatever else he may be, you know, a narcissist so Pretending to be cool pretending to be a film buff whatever I can fucking I promise you putting parentheses 1998 That's the Something that occurs to me. Oh, you do it.

Okay. Yeah. Anyway, it's go fuck yourselves. No, it makes sense to me. You know, we should try doing have a caller call in and have a conversation where they record everything and leave gaps and see how close we can go to hitting it. You know, What do you mean?

Like Jurassic Park, like Ferris Bueller style. I thought you'd say something like that, right? Like, hey, hey, Dick and Sean, and then they leave a space for us to say hi, and then they say something in the space, and we answer, and they try to predict it. Oh yeah, sure. That would be funny.

Yeah. Well, that's interesting. Thank you for confirming something that we already knew. Jenny Rom was the girl who wrote that, or... Man, I don't know. Jenny Rom. It looks like... Explore the music of Jenny Rom. Okay.

You know what makes me a fucking rage? You're locking your keys in your fucking car and you look at videos of how to get the fucking the car. They work on everything except for yours. Everything except for yours. Oh, yeah. You just put a little fucking doohickey between the window and the door jam. Yeah, come on, man.

This thing that you just put down the door opens. No, it fucking the door. Slime Jam. Yeah, come on, man. You just put it down and the door opens. No, it fucking doesn't and never does. It never fucking works. Never. What's the locksmith do then? Shit. 100 fucking dollars. Yeah, get your blade.

Damn thing. Like he's a fucking magician. Oh, so it does work. Oh, yeah. How do they fucking do it? Practice. And how many more times am I going to fucking do this? Is that shaking with rage and incompetence? I never think about a spare key until I lock my keys in the fucking car. Yeah.

Locking your keys in the fucking car. That's what makes me a fucking right, man. Yeah. I can't remember the last time that I did that. I mean, it's a kid. Yeah. Mine's got that pad now. So I can't do it. Right. Hey, Dave, Bob asked to climb in time here. Hey, I just want to say as a knee bouncer. Fuck you. Oh, you're like him bouncing my knee and not your, your bitch on my dick. Bouncing my knee. Fucking no reason to bring a bitch into it. Come on. Yeah. No, uh, fuck you.

Me show. Thanks.! Have a great show. Thanks. Bye. You're lucky I'm bouncing my knee and not your head off the pavement. That's how you do that. Right, right, right. You ever see people that do that? They just bounce their fucking knees all the time?

Like constantly? Yeah, constantly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that, yeah. Put a muzzle on that shit, man. Belt those knees down or something. Yeah. Give them some cement shoes.

Oh, forget a pause. There we go. There's it. those knees down or something. Yeah. Give him some cement shoes. Oh, we got a pause. There we go. Okay. How about a scrabble? Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Uh, something to kind of make you rage. You know, I was in prison. Um, I got about two years ago. The one thing that made me the most rageful about that experience was playing Goddamn Scrabble

in the game room. Because you'd have the most retarded, dumb piece of the shit. He would use words like T, but not spelled C-H-I. They'd put, like, Q-I. That's a word. And he'd have triple double bonus quadruple points. And I have a Q, so that's like 40 points right there. Yeah, you get a word.

And then, you know, I'd use a like cloth, you know, which, you know, take like a drink hardily or whatever. And I don't get challenged on stuff like that. You know, it's like the dumbest fucking people and they don't know how to like play the game. It's a vocabulary test. Like you said, they are so fucking retarded. Why are you upset about key? Gee, yeah. That's a word. That's the only Q word I ever play. Yeah. And then cheese. Maybe that's sometimes I'll do maybe that's not the

Maybe that's not the best example. Yeah, I was not With some dumb Defenetures and stuff like that. Yeah, can't think of a what's a portman to of? Like was here with a Z. Oh, okay. There you go was you know you. Oh, okay. There you go. Was, you know, uh, like you was winning now. You're not. Yeah. Now you'd be losing. That'd be a tough game to play in prison. Yeah. I don't think I would risk it. Wonder what he was in prison for. Spelling. Spelling. You win the spelling bee Going to prison All right, let's see here. Oh something about veto. Let's see really Man, it was really aggravating Watching veto sit there and try to act like the sg shit is not huge in video games right now

Like it's not just totally Infuriatingly you pick with us like watching Dick try to argue that point was like watching someone like try to have a conversation about gravity is if it exists, but the other party just doesn't want to prove it. Oh no, I know that's they read on an old forum somewhere. You know about ESG, ESG scores. No, no, no. So here, black, the big hedge fund companies that, you know, the trillion dollars, they own most of the United States. Yeah.

They have ESG scores stands for environment. So let me social. Let me see ESG. Okay. So it's my definition. Yeah. Environmental social and governance. So they have an internal score for every company

on the stock exchange. And the more they use your score to determine who they're gonna invest in. And investing at that scale just means paying, giving you money to fail, right? Like if they dump their, if their automated systems are constantly investing, everybody's investing,

you just have more money to do whatever you want. So the more you build up your environmental, social, and governance, like doing all this bullshit that we've seen for the last 20 years, green shit, which none of it works. Like mathematically, none of it fucking works. Sometimes do it, it costs more in carbon or whatever to- Right, that's how I define works.

It's either cheaper or it's not. If it's not cheaper, then it's making more pollution because you can't clean shit up if you spend all your money on the thing. And then governance, I don't know what the governance is. Let me see. Oh, tax strategy, executive renumeration, donations and political lobbying.

Yeah, sure. So. Which they all do. I mean. All of them. And the more of it they do, the more likely they are to get money from BlackRock and Vanguard.

So they do this for a movie studios, video game studios, which has turned into what we see, which is you fire up Netflix and it's like, here's all the black movies that we got, Oscars, all you need to have certain amount of diversity in every film and you even get mention. Well, sure, diversity clauses and yeah, of course.

And video games. Video games is the one everyone cares about because they're like, you fucking up our, we care about more about games than anybody cares about any other entertainment on the fucking planet. You know, from what I, yeah, the people that I know and stuff and being in that world, because I'm in the animation world

for a good majority of stuff and games to a lesser extent. But yeah, there's a lot of people who, they take the shit very seriously. They really care about certain characters and what they are and what they are. And it's like, what did you just do? Why did you make a black lesbian? Why did you have to do that?

Why did you feel like it's- Why are you calling people in the game? Look, instead of girl. And it has nothing to do with being bigoted. It's falling in love with a character, being passionate about, you know what, like, and just- And it's being aware of when things are being tweaked

inorganically, which everyone's brain is very good at noticing, but not very good at expressing. Yeah, that's an excellent point. It's like, I know something's up with this, and I can't tell why. No, it feels fucking- It's making me angry. You should listen to your gut a little more,

a lot of people, you know, like- What are you guys saying? Well, you don't have any proof of this. I'm like, okay, bro, what's this? Black Rock Advisor Center, like, sustainability. This is like our... This is a term we invented on how we... So somebody said me this, I'm gonna...

I don't even know if I should stump him with this one. Uh, because it gets painful to listen to somebody just disagree. Larry Fink. Here's an interview he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Larry. Oh, fuck, where is it? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He's giving an interview where he's talking about

how you have to force people to do good things or else you punish them financially. It's like, yeah, we know. We know that that's what you're doing. Larry Fink is... Any fucking guy with the last name of Fink. Like, you better watch it. You have to force, here's what he says.

You have to force behaviors. If you don't force behaviors, whether it's gender or race, or just any way you want to say the composition of your team, you're going to be impacted. Yeah, Yeah. Force behaviors. Oh, yeah. What you're describing is actually what we hate. Yeah. Like a lot. Right. And they, and they, they do it and they can, and they will. So you end up, we can't do a goddamn thing about it. You end up with landscape where like 95% of new hires went to not white people.

And they're like, yeah, we did it. That's what's going on right now. That's what's happening right now. That's the literal figure. New jobs, 95% new jobs is like not white people. Oh, isn't that great guys? We did it. You guys are really, you guys are really fucking around.

Some point it'll be something else. Somebody it'll be whatever suits them. Yeah. Well, we're going to don't worry white guys. We're going to drop it down to 50%. You're going to get 50% of the new jobs. That's fine. Yeah. Let me see. Anyway, you want to say the composition of your team, you're going to be impacted. And that's not just not recruiting. It is development as Ken said. And ultimately, it's not just recruiting time, but I am just as much shocked as Ken is

that we have not seen more opportunities, and we're gonna have to- We're gonna have to dig real deep to hit these numbers, guys. We wanna hit 100% not white men that we're hiring, but we can't find the people. All right, one more. All right.

All right, one more. All right. How about homeless people? Okay. My rage is homeless people crossing the street when it's green for me to fucking go. Yeah. You guys know where the fucking V is. If you have somewhere to be, you wouldn't fucking be out here. So we just fucking wait.

Move, buddy. Get the hook in there. Come on. 40 miles per hour. They're not Change paying attention to the light That's not my problem, I don't want to fucking damage my car anyways. That was cigarette flick a cigarette out the other way Hey, buddy Boom. Yeah, uh You know,'re not, they're not looking at the light. Everyone hates drivers. We got a big homeless problem. Then crawling back.

That's right. You know, I mean, well, oh yeah. What I wanted to say about Mr. Girl. I love talking to that guy. It's very stressful though. Cause Mr. Girl, Mr. Girl. Remember that guy? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. About he's Mr. Girl. Mr. Girl. Remember that guy? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking about pedophiles and that. Yeah, no, totally. Caused him some problems. Right. I called into his show and he's like,

what do you think the thing with Maddox is? Like his entire argument seems to be framing you as a sociopath. Yeah. And I'm like, that is, it's interesting because all of the responses he gets supporting him are from people who say, I've dealt with someone like that,

a sociopath. It's all like this rape support shit that he gets in his support of him. Like this abuse survivor. That's what all his support comes in the form of a lot of like busted women who are like, I dealt with something like that too. I really hope you get to come up in the closure

that you need. It doesn't seem like a comp, it's not normal. Well, no, and a lot of them are actually what they accuse others of being. That occurred to me. It occurred to me that there's all these people who have these interactions with sociopaths who they call, Maddox, it is a big part of his thing, is like, well, he's with sociopaths

or they call, you know Maddox, it is a big part of his thing is like, well, he's a sociopath, that's why he's bad. Sure. All of these people have interactions with people like me that stop them from doing fucked up stuff. So they all get together and say, I dealt with someone like that, like, yeah, I bet you did.

Cause you were probably doing something fucked up. That's, but yeah. And nobody else will stop you. Because they have these attachments to things like, oh, I better not rock the boat. And, oh, you never, you know, I don't want to be a pariah and shit. And people like me just don't.

It's like, well, I mean, fuck it, fuck you. You want to fuck with me? Let's go. And that's the, it's like this uniting principle between Maddox and all of these support groups, which I don't mean to brag about, but it wasn't until Mr. Girl said it where I thought, it is weird that they all have this sociopath demon,

which could mean anything. It means somebody eventually stopped you from doing what you were doing. And you didn't like that. Yeah. And now you're banding together, yeah, and telling each other that you're the victims when you're actually the bad guy. And also what people do is, you know, with people like that, the projections is off the charts. I know I use that word a lot, but it's a lot of it.

But there's a lot, it's what everyone does to an extent. No one is immune from it. There's a healthy range and there is an unhealthy range, whether that means that it's weaponized against people or you kind of weaponize it against yourself. Like it could be like, oh, I don't know. If you're a very, very critical person, you might be, you know. Unnecessarily yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where you're like, I don't want to do that. The whole world is gonna fucking rake me over the cold. It's like, no, most people are not like you. They're not so critical. So it goes both ways, but. Interesting. Okay, goodbye everyone. Thank you.