The Dick Show - Episode 402

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

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So much has happened this week. Really? It feels like it. Well, you haven't done the puzzling. Puzzling is next week. Puzzling is next week. I haven't practiced yet. During the week?

It's on Saturday. Oh, it's on Saturday. Wow. You think I'll be ready? No. I mean, well, but it's like, how much training can you do in a week? Like is it going to matter? I need a montage. Like it is what it is.

A puzzling montage. I feel like, you know, there's that plateau that you hit. When you start practicing something, you get a boost initially, and then you plateau, and then you have to work really, really hard to get better. 100%. So all I need is a week to get that first boost plateau. Yeah, and you'll get a-

And that's as good as I'm gonna do. That's right. You know? Yep, that's right. I just need to learn how to play the G chord and the C chord. F? Nah. Yeah. Not gonna learn it. Fuck it.

Well, just learn D is easier. D. And you can play, you know, play any three chord. D, A, yeah. Anything. There you go. You got the one, you got the four, you got the five. You're good. You can play country, you can play punk.

That's all I need. But I need that for puzzling. Let me see if this is... Are we live? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see us. I see us, but I don't hear us. I think it's because I don't know where the volume link is. The button, the volume button.

It's up here. The volume button. What's the deal with people who say button? Button? I don't know that I've ever heard that. You mean with a real enunciation on the T? Does it have any buttons? What the fuck is wrong with you? Where did they pick that up? Where did they pick that accent up? Jolly old England? I don't know.

Does it have any buttons? I always notice when people substitute an E for an I, like when people say like milk and pillow. Pillow? Pillow. Give me that pillow, give me that milk. Yeah. Mulk. Milk, yeah. I hear that. Yaks Mulk.

It doesn't bother as much as library, but. I like library. Library? Oh man! That's a tough one to hear from like a 40 year old. Your library? Yeah, library. What did you ax them to hear library in response?

I don't know. Speaking of Air July. Oh no. Oh man. Last week was a bad time to invest in Eric's stock. Oh no. He released what thousands of people are dubbing absolute trash this week. He dropped the third. He made a trailer for his new comic, Yyra, who's like a She-Hulk, Lady Thor kind of feminist

icon character. Right, because I saw him as so well established as the cornerstone of the She-Hulk, Lady Thor kind of feminist icon character. Right, because Isom is so well established as a cornerstone of the She-Hulk. Cornerstone of the rip of the Shudivers. So he disproves any rumors about Isom being a self-insert by doing the voiceover, by doing the voice of Isom in the live action trailer that he just released. Are we going to watch it? We have to watch it, yes. I watched it on the big, I watched it on Ethan Mann's Skyverse show last night. So he releases a

trailer, live action trailer. I don't know if you knew this, but movies aren't easy to make. There's a lot of skill and craftsmanship. Even over years. Trial and error. Well, and you realize that when you're like, God, what a piece of shit this is. It's, yep. Lighting's very important. Not very many people can make a piece of shit this is. It's- Yup. Lighting's very important. Not very many people can make a piece of shit. You know what I mean? Usually it's much worse than that. It takes a lot of work to make shit.

It does. Yeah, to make something good, you're at a different level. I don't. Well, Eric made neither of those. He chose to make absolute trash. Yeah. And then, then he made the odd decision to make a,

a documentary of the behind the scenes filming of the trash. Boy. Right? I mean, just- The most serious- That's a real- I can take criticism.

Here's my short film behind the scenes footage of my trash trailer that I made, but I can, I don't take myself too seriously. Why would you say that? Here's, here's the deleted scenes, right? How bad do they... It's funny. I mean, this is such an example of just trying to run before you can,

not even walk, before you can stand. You don't even have legs, bro. Right. You're just a tumbling retard. You're log, log, log. We're throwing down the stairs. Yeah, it's... Everybody who threw in behind him last week

now has to suffer the consequences of the worst thing ever made. And then the behind the scenes making of the worst scene ever made. Wherein, here's the kicker. Last night, I'm watching this behind the scenes footage on the Ethan Vance Skiver Show, and I catch, you know how I catch things, Sean?

Yeah, well sure, yeah. You know how I catch things. Yeah, well sure. You know how I'm like Columbo. Yeah. One more thing, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm sure this is all on the up and up. Oh, I just have one more question.

You're very smart. Shut up. I got one more question. Can you pause the documentary right here? Why is Eric's hand on this lower back of one of the Soska sisters that's looking at him with fuck me eyes? Why do they have a- why was a three- why was a five second embrace put with him and that girl in this behind the scenes documentary? Why was that done? What's being said here by the women making it?

With the women- I think we all know what's being said! Why are they talking about texting him at four in the morning? Why is this woman talking about texting a married man at four in the morning? You know what happens on film sets, Sean? I do. I do. People fall in love. They do. Under the stress and the magic of movie making, even when they're making dog shit.

It's like the Olympic Village. And everybody's fucking. Right. Everybody's fucking. I caught ya. It's true. So many, yeah, they meet on set. And I support it. But I also caught it.

I know. It sure seems like it. We can watch it. We can scrub through it later. We gotta watch the trailer, obviously. Big, big news. Big, big news. Big, big news. Big, big news. Yeah. Yeah! Welcome to Deck.

You wanna take a knee, Deck? You love it, you got it. It's the show where it's a contest coming live from Mount Bunker, deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Maschinen, aka the $20 million man. See, hungover, intros are easy.

Not hungover, my mouth is watering, I can't get a word out. Are you hungover or not hungover? Well, I thought that was pretty good overall. I have stages. I hit a, it's like the uncanny valley, but it's like the functional recovered alcoholism valley where if I'm just the right amount of hungover,

I can function at maximum capacity and ability, according to me. Yeah. Right? Your brain becomes like extra active, just trying to kick out the- Greased. Yeah. Greased lightning. My brain becomes like greased lightning. Right. The neurons and the OHs are paired up

in a way that makes the thinking- If you're too hungover, you're much more faster. Your ass becomes like greased lightning. Yes, that's true. And I'm tiptoeing right up to that edge. I can feel it. Unlucky for me on St. Patrick's Day, of course. That means tomorrow is going to be rough. Is today St. Patrick's Day? Yes. It is, right? Yeah. Don't play me. Don't pretend like you don't know today's St. Patrick's Day. I think I'm wearing this green so you don't get a little pinch overload on yourself, right?

No, well, I forgot because people were partying last night So like you know in the neighborhood because I figured they're not doing you know They're not doing it tonight cuz maybe they got to work tomorrow bad day. How I got mixed up bad day holidays voted up What the fuck is this? They just post pictures of guys pissing in each other's mouths and the discord, they do dirty stuff. Um, I got into- I got a- my fucking family, I was gonna call this a gangbang, but I realized it was an intervention. Uh, I got intervened on red meat, of all things. On. Boy, that's-

I got ganged up and- I thought that'd be down the list. Fucking henpecked and chewed out. My dad calls me at 9am this morning, as though I didn't get enough fucking nagging and haranguing yesterday from my entire family that my fucking girlfriend started about for complaining That I'm cooking too much and all of it happens to be red meat. You know pork is red meat What you know what it really is? Like good commercials fucking lied to me! The other other white meat?

The other white meat? What was that all about? Yeah. To lie! I believe that! Any good pork that you buy, buy like a pork butters, it's dark! The Pork Association lied to us! Yeah, I don't know why they- Heads should roll for this!

It's like Boeing times a hundred million! Yeah, it's- I thought it was a white meat! It's not white- it's nothing near the shade of white meat chicken. Well, I got that thrown back in my face. You're eating too much red meat, they said. My dad calls me at nine in the morning. You know, if you eat too much red meat,

you're gonna get diabetes. Okay, you win. Fuck, you guys win, I'm never eating it again. Jesus Christ, honey, can you give me a sausage, McMuffin, please? Yeah, yeah. I cannot eat just one of those. Those are always ordered in twos for me.

You gotta get two of them. You do, you do. That is like, they have engineered, that to me still is the perfect breakfast sandwich. Yeah. The sausage McMuffin with egg. That's, I don't know, something about it. Every thing that they've, I don't even really like,

I don't even like cheese, but I like the fucking, whatever kind of American cheese that is on that is perfect. Yeah, I'm losing hand is what I'm saying. I'm getting ganged up on in my own parents' house. What the fuck? Yeah. Next they're gonna be ganging up on something. See, this is, it's like I'm Putin, right?

Yeah. Revolution comes in little steps. Yeah. You know, first they're haranguing you about, they're doing an intervention about red meat. Yeah. Next thing you know they're doing an intervention about cocaine. Right. Right?

So I gotta shut this. So you think it's happening in, you think it's happening in steps. It is happening in steps. It's because the little boys, my sister's little boys, are becoming more powerful. So now this faction is rising in power and I'm dwindling. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah.

I need some child soldiers, quickly. On the double. It's funny that you get... With some super serum. I mean, I would have thought the cocaine was probably more important. There's nothing else that there could be, so... But... But, uh... But that doesn't give you diabetes, though.

Yeah, I haven't heard that. I don't think there's a... I don't know about an established link between cocaine and diabetes, you know? Now, I could see meth giving you diabetes, and you're just eating nothing but, like, fucking ho-hos and zingers and shit, you know? Drinking fucking gallons of Mountain Dew. Just eating nothing but like fucking ho-hos and zingers and shit, you know This fucking bitch This uh, you ever get any meat cut at the grocery store? You get them to cut you a slab of meat. Very infrequently. I was making some steaks I was suing some steaks so I want some two inch, you know rib eye, right?

You want yeah, they cut them too thin normally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So I go into the Good Meat store, take the number, and they call it, and the guy who called it was the Mexican guy, and the other one behind the meat counter, the butcher is a lady. I'm like, ugh, so I get the lady. Mm-hmm. Fuck, man, come on, hurry up, please don't,

please don't, and the lady's walking over the thing. I'm like, please don't call my number, please don't call my number, please don't call my number. Please don't call my number. 65, fuck. Yeah, that's me. Can I get a two inch rib eye? Can you cut me a two inch rib eye? So she cuts something this big.

So she waddles over. She waddles over to the rib eye that I'm standing in front of. Grabs two and she pretends to look for like a magical gigantic two inch slab of ribye which you see this move that they do well. They don't women I'm just gonna like protect. Oh, are you looking at the very bottom? Maybe that's where the giant fuck off slabs are at the very bottom They wouldn't normally cut something anywhere near that thick no

But she's pretending to look so she doesn't have to do the extra work come off the whole roast Exactly you know what I mean is pretending to look so she doesn't have to do the extra work. It should come off the whole roast. Exactly. You know what I mean? She's pretending to look so she can say, well, I looked, you know, and I didn't see it. So she grabs two and she goes, you wanted two, right? I'm like, you know goddamn well that I said one two-incher. Right? So she goes, well, and she's holding them like dirty socks. She's holding these cuts of, yeah,

like flopping over the backs of her hand. I'm like, what the fuck are you... what are you doing? Yeah. I knew this was going to be an issue. The second I saw that it was a woman, I knew this was going to be a fucking issue. Woman's running early today. So I go, can you just go... can you go in the back and cut one off? You know, why do you think I'm here?

Yeah, is it a... Why do I need you? Why do you have a job? Are you at a butcher? Or a grocery store? It's a butcher in the grocery store. Okay, so I just, you know, cause depending on the grocery store, some have good butcher's departments,

some are fucking terrible. This one is amazing, an amazing butchering department. Except for the lady. Okay. So I, yeah, go in the back. Cause you mean to go in the back? What do you mean? Like go in the, she looks, she's looking at me like,

it's some kind of mystery. What's in the back? So what do you mean in the back? This meat's right here. You know, like this meat didn't come to you like this. It's not just in here all the time. It doesn't replenish itself out of this bin. She goes, I don't know.

Like he's good. So she goes to the Mexican guy. She's like, uh, this guy wants a... You ever go in the back? This guy wants a two-inch rib eye? Is this a trick? I don't know. Yeah, is this like a... and he goes, yeah, go in the back. Just like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, instantly. And then he goes, oh, and he goes, uh, sir, we're here for you. Oh, no shit. So if you need anything, we're here for you. And I said, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Fucking, this poor bastard, so this idiot comes back with...

She's probably done a bunch of stuff, and he's like, she's the one that fucked me over. She's the one that caused this intervention, because she comes back, idiot, with two two-inch rib-eyes to punish me because they're so expensive. Right. You had to buy them both? Well, you know... to punish me because they're so expensive. Right. Right? You had to buy them both?

Well, I mean, you know. Since you went through the trouble. I'm not gonna be that guy and make him look like an idiot. And I'm not gonna give her a win by refusing it. Got it. You know, cause then she's like, look at all this weight, you know. I know it's a win for her if I don't buy it.

Yeah. Yeah, I get it. So I say, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause most people don't ask for a steak. You know, I mean, I might say inch and a half, something buy it. Yeah, yeah, I get it. So I say, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because most people don't ask for a steak. You know, I mean, I might say inch and a half, something like that. Yeah. Two inches is thick. Rib eyes have a lot of fat

and they tend to kind of collapse. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yes, yes, exactly. As they go. Yeah. And it's like 50 bucks. That's why they're so fucking good.

Did you know what they're doing in the meat industry, by the way? So the meat industry is all, it's owned 50 bucks. It's why they're so fucking good. You know what they're doing in the meat industry, by the way? So the meat industry is all, it's owned by four companies. Shrinkflation type stuff, you know, whatever. No, no, no, it's way worse. Yeah, I'm sure it is. So it's four giant companies, one is owned by China, right? It's a huge problem that TikTok is labeling

the Palestinian genocide. It's a huge problem that TikTok is out there letting people speak freely without a bunch of HR, hens, and diversity hires controlling who gets to say what. That's a big problem for the government. So Democrats and Republicans teamed up to destroy the way that kids communicate with each other. Reaching right across the aisle. Isn't that amazing?

Isn't that fucking amazing? Hi, yeah, I have a question. We have Somalians pouring in across the border. Can you guys do something about that? Huh, I don't know. Where are you learning this about immigration? TikTok. Well, we better ban TikTok.

We gotta get... Hey, are you guys... We're not sending any money to Israel while they're like You're doing target practice on Palestinian kids. Where'd you hear about this target practice on Palestinian kids? TikTok? Where you don't worry we're getting rid of TikTok What about daylight savings man? We hate it too. Only somebody could do if only someone could team up and do something about it Why are mortgage rates 8%? Oh, man. I don't know. Where'd you hear that? What do you think it is? Is it because of the Federal Reserve? Is it because of like, live boards?

Where'd you hear about that? TikTok. Propping up the housing market. Yeah. Are mortgage rates so high and we can't build more houses? Like, to keep boomers swimming in money? And then they can complain about the economy and it's fine, but if a little, but if a girl does it everyone dog piles her. Jen, their boomers kids dog pile her. Is that what did you hear about that? I saw it on TikTok.

Man we don't worry. This fucking thing is- You don't have to deal with this bet. You don't have to deal with this TikTok stuff again. Wait, dig McCarthy up. Yeah, this is the big threat. TikTok and where else? Twitter.

Well, they're owned by the South. They're owned by people too. Yeah. Other people too. We want everyone owned. We want everything. Every company needs to be owned by an American company so they can replace all workers with refugees at a fraction. Have you ever heard of the Tent Refugee Partnership Program?

No, I have not. So this is a, it's basically a pipeline. It's a real thing. This isn't a conspiracy. Okay, I have not. So this is a it's basically a pipeline it's a real thing this isn't a conspiracy. Okay I'm listening. It's a real pipeline to take refugees and give them jobs in every country so it's basically like importing slave labor like like like if you had like an American yeah working a job at like Tyson Foods your job will be replaced by a refugee who doesn't even, who can't even conceive of a world where you don't shit in the middle of the street, right? There's things that you take for granted!

Because they're already taking advantage of American labor. Yes! Yes! That's the thing. It's already bad! Right, it's already, it's like, this is what, this is what capitalism has been allowed to become in America. Capitalism is great if you own the company. Well, it's like, okay, well then you guys,

everybody, all you people complaining, go out and open your own companies so you can be the boss, so you can take advantage. It's like, oh no, you can't, because you get stamped out on your boot heel because everybody fucking owns everything and colludes with each other to keep any of that shit from disrupting them.

And the interest rates are how they do it. Yeah. You're fucked. They get free money. You're fucked. Uh, this is a real thing. And I suspect it's why everything's falling apart. Because they've helped- One of many reasons.

They've got like 40 million refugees jobs. It's just like a straight pipeline where they're they're partnering this organization is partnering with America's biggest companies to take your job Yeah, it's like taking a CEO's job. They're not taking any actors and actresses are universally supported in their mission to not let Computers take over their jobs are turning around and demonizing everybody who's like hey how about we get a little support right you guys don't want other guys taking our jobs right no no no that's fuck you yeah their food is wonderful and amazing yeah how could you say that about these Haiti can't not

when they're not when they're not eating people their food is amazing in fact I might even be game for a little you know human thigh as long as it's not a Republicans. Well, to make sure that, uh, yeah, yeah, we give another culture a chance. Haiti. Fact check. There's not that much cannibalism happening in Haiti. Oh, okay. Oh, God. What was I even saying? So the beef industry, it's four big companies. One owns by China, one owned by Brazil. Uh-huh.

So I don't know if they're getting rid of... I don't know if they're gonna have to sell. I don't know if they're gonna have to sell to an American company whose job it is to partner with a refugee intake system. Right? That's the scam. That's why we want our own slave class here. And then they're pushing this electronic tagging system through so little farms won't be able to afford Making meat anymore. There you go. They're adding because the price of like raising a cow is commodity So it's razor thin profit. Be enterprising have your own company run your own. It's like yeah Oh, you have to use this electronic paddle tagging system. Why?

COVID Were cows getting COVID? Well, you know, it's just we just want to be more safe. Is there a lot of fucking meat unsafety going around? Not that I'm aware of. There's outbreaks occasionally of certain things where it's like, okay, but it's like- Is that being stopped by your tagging, e-tagging system? It's probably being made by some shithead not fucking meat, right? Yeah, probably not. But I mean, if you think of the amount of beef and stuff consumed, like... Zero problems. Zero.

Probably statistically, that's probably correct. Yeah. But. Yeah, when was the last time every once in a while you hear about it. But it's so important. And they catch it, you know? Yeah, right away. Yeah.

Because they know what they're doing. And... Because they're from America and they understand that you have to catch that shit Yeah, they weren't piped over from a country a lot of countries. They don't believe in like well someone's responsible for this Oh, I know I know just a kind of thing that we that is a you know first world thing Yeah, so who's responsible for this? Yeah? Somebody's gotta be hey you guys who just hear from, I don't know, Haiti. Who's responsible for this? Yeah. What was that word? Responsible. Who's responsible for

this? Yeah. What is that? What do you mean? Re... Like whose fault is this? Yeah. Oh no, it just happened. Yeah, it just happened. What are you talking about? Who was the last person who touched it? The lamp. Oh, me. The lamp was broken. The lamp was broken? Yeah. That works for Japan. Right. Cause they know.

Yeah. They had to develop that cause they're so responsible. They'll kill themselves if anybody says, hey, you did this. Oh, fuck man. Oh my, the shame. We all know who did this. The shame.

Okay? We all know who did this. We don't have to tap dance around HR shit in Japan. Cause we're all exactly the same. Isn't that amazing how everyone can work together when they're all exactly the same isn't that amazing how everyone can work together when they're all exactly the fucking same We're watching I was watching TV with my family yesterday Uh-huh in between being harangued for red meat consumption. I don't know where these people I'm getting older man

Yeah, five years ago that wouldn't have I wouldn't have that wouldn't have stood right you could have Viscerated all of them with a couple of well-placed comments. I'm getting soft. Yeah. It's like, you know, Fletcher Reed and Liar Liar when he goes down the line and he just goes, yeah. I said they had a woman's only stadium. They were making a big deal on the sports news.

A woman's only stadium. Let me look at a real like where they have women's sports? They all have their periods there. Kansas City, new stadium. First time ever, a woman's... No, wait, only the new stadium built for women. Built just for women's sports. And I said, oh, what do they do? Reinforce the seats?

And my... My nephew, the older one, went, HA! I said, oh, alright, here we go! That's funny. I know they're grown-ups because- So they built it for, because normally they would just play in the stadiums that men play in. Yeah, they built them a little women's stadium.

Yeah. For people to, I don't know, maybe it could house some refugees or something. That's funny. When times are tough. What do they do, reinforce the seats? Ha ha! Yeah. I said, uh oh!

Right. Uh oh! I know they're growing up because of that and because subconsciously. He choked that off because he knows that mom is yeah it was like it's like he did it right except for he didn't walk up to the stage and smack you like Will Smith you know

keep women's sports at your mouth wham oh man I got good stuff today yeah I got some Gamergate stuff oh do ya a developer at a AAA studio you know what Gamergate stuff. Oh, do ya? A developer at a AAA studio. You know what Gamergate is? Well, I do, yeah.

And this is very interesting because that is like, well, no shit to me. See, I- The DEI is like replacing white people with like, forced diversity. I'm talking about that. Well, she was fucking a guy for good reviews, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that whole like- That's a small part of it, though. Yeah, okay. Well good reviews, right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I mean, that whole, like, and- That's a small part of it, though.

Yeah, okay. Well, that, right, okay, whatever. That was like what sparked the whole thing, right? I haven't followed it through that, but it's like, but what was amazing to me- And then they all tried to cover it up and cover for each other, and that's what caused the snowball,

because gamers will not be lied to. Right, well- Everybody else will take it up the ass, but they will not, because they're paying, you know, 80 bucks. They're addicted to it. They're addicted to it. It would be like, it's the same as Bud Light.

Yeah. Oh, you're fucking with alcohol? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got news for you. We don't think it's funny. We don't even care about our families more than alcohol. So if you think we care about looking stupid, you're wrong. Yeah.

I guess what I'm saying is, you gotta realize, I forget, sometimes I forget how much I know about entertainment because I was just raised, like I'm literally, I'm the fifth generation of, in- Entertainer? Yeah, in the entertainment industry. It's just when you, when part of your family is originally from New York and then goes to LA, you're probably, you know what I mean?

As a good chance, it's like, I go back to my great, great grandfather. You're either in entertainment or you're in agriculture, like my family, copper mining. I guess that I don't think, it's always a little bit surprising to me when people go, well, basically they were paying for a good review. It's like, yeah, we, you know, when I worked for, you know,

as a vendor for, you know, movie advertising, you're always in competition with other vendors. You're always taking clients to lunch, you're sending them extravagant gifts, all that kind of stuff. And we were looking, we were, you know, we thought we were gonna get like a big camp, cause big creative campaign for a new line film.

And it was like, you know, we have good relationship with these people. And then they changed heads of marketing. And it was like, it ended up going to another vendor who a couple employees came over to work for us later. And they said, well, yeah, the two owners, they said, well, they refloored her condo in Hawaii. Like the new, like, it's like, and that is-

They paid more. Like, it's like, yeah, they paid, right, exactly. Because in the- Well, the problem is in- the new, like it's like, and that is- They paid more. Like it's like, yeah, they paid, right, exactly. Because in the- Well the problem is- It's just how it's done. The problem with this, with Gamergate and the video game guys, is the game journalists also are making this shit like these guys are also white supremacists and there's offensive content

and they're also leading this campaign to get games neutered and like sanitized and getting gamers marked as a hate mob And that's and that's very obvious what they fucking despise Well, and that's very obvious in what how they're casting games and the characters that they're making I mean, and I don't game my girlfriend does yeah But and so like, you know, I hear this talk all this kind of stuff and there are you know People who are who are very liberal go

this talk and all this kind of stuff and there are you know people who are who are very liberal go Why did they have to fuck with like Canon like like like this? I I understand it's not a bigoted thing or a racist thing or a like whatever made the Lord of the Rings black They made the the Aragorn from Lord of the Rings in the Magic the Gathering card set they made him black So why did you guys do the actual character made They made the art of him a black guy. Oh, yeah, see we talked about we talked about the Lord of the Rings the prequels or whatever where it's like They have a black elf or something and I'm the first one to go who gives a fuck. Yeah, like this is not an established character He's a fucking elf you mons. Yeah, yeah, yeah that one I don't care about. No, that's but if you have an established character Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one I don't care about. No, that's the... but if you have an established character...

Don't fuck with the race. Yeah. No, on the flip side, I will say that since there's a series of James Bond's... I don't care about James Bond, if James Bond is black, he just has to be British! No, he can't be black. Why? Because he'll get pulled over all the time. Hahaha! I take it all back.

I'm telling you, it doesn't work Customs and be a black guy go do like surveillance in like a retail store followed by the fucking rent a car It doesn't fucking work your brain will not accept it. That's hilarious. Your American brain won't accept it Man, I maybe I don't know The train won't accept it. Man, maybe, I don't know. To me, James Bond, it's fine if James Bond's black. So he's getting tortured and they're not calling him the N-word? Like that's happening in a James Bond movie, Black James Bond.

They're hammering his balls with a laser beam and nobody's calling him the N-word. That would happen in Casino Royale! I know, I know. And they're not calling him the N-word? It wasn't Casino Royale, it was Skyfall, wasn't it? Which one, the laser beam or hitting his balls? Casino Royale was hitting his balls. Oh, was it?

Yeah, that guy can't remember right on it. Michael Magnelson. Oh, got it, okay. No N-word at all. They just call him Bond. Okay. Sure, that's realistic. It just doesn't fucking work.

Go be- go be triple X or Blade or something. I don't know. Uh... Nobody thinks of the, you know... These are great. Oh god. He'll get too much attention! Everyone will want to be his friend, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, black guy! Oh yeah, yeah! I'm not racist! I'm not racist! Come on, the bad guys will be like, yeah, yeah, come on in, come on in! It won't be hard for him to infiltrate. But then he can be like, hey, I'm a black guy. Oh, oh, oh, come right in.

When the bad guy, you know, like, does his, you know, his expositional monologue for 10 minutes and says what he's gonna do and why he's doing it and all that kind of stuff, you know, like he could just be firing off like, you're racist, you're right, and then he'll have to keep defending himself and then he'll finally just go, you know what?

Just let him go. That was my plan, Mr. Bond. Do you have any questions you want to ask me? I? Do not Fuck was I talking oh god anyway, it's about just like the pervasiveness of DEI and how I understand how activists infiltrate Every company at every level to push their agenda and get their friends hired and cover up what they're doing. Okay.

Especially in journalism, especially. I think that, I think that gamers, here's my perspective as an outsider, I could be totally, totally wrong. Okay. To me, gamers are the most isolated of the people who consume entertainment. Yeah.

I mean, I would- But they're the biggest also. Well, they- They're bigger than movies. Well, no, it makes much more money. Right. Makes much more- that's what- if you're made by bigger, yes. I mean, culturally.

Nintendo is the biggest thing. Okay. Man, among kids? Oh, okay. Kids are hooked on this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see that. Our generation is, I think, like split. Maybe I'm talking about more- But kids? Oh, okay. Kids are hooked on this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see it. Our generation is, I think, like split.

Maybe I'm talking about more adults. But kids are. Minecraft, Roblox, they're going to grow up. And there's more adults. And it's going to be Sony land, Nintendo land. There's more adults now who game than have ever. Yeah. So maybe they're, but I mean, I don't know.

It's my preconceived notions. I see maybe a little incel, maybe a little, you know, there's a lot of that stuff. I think that they may be under the mistaken assumption being in what I consider kind of more of a bubble than a lot of people that it used to be about the best quality and now it isn't. You're saying that they think it should be about the best quality and now it isn't. You're saying that they think it should be

about the best quality and it's not? I think that they think that at one time, maybe it was. Yes, it was. No, I disagree, because it's still entertainment. It has always been nepotism. Putting in, now it's- No, no, no, not in video games.

Not when we were kids. Yeah, because it was so difficult to get into. No, no, listen. It was, I think, writers, actors, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, but that didn't used to exist in games. It used to just be the game. Back in the 80s, okay, fair point. But as they got more complicated, it became more, yeah, it became more like Hollywood.

So that's why there's this clash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you're saying is right, but it wasn't more like Hollywood. Yeah, so this that's why there's this clash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay, yeah, what you're saying is right, but it didn't always it wasn't always like that. Okay, if you could take the 80s you take Mario all that kind of stuff in the 90s, maybe so the ps1 probably is when it started shifting That's a may I think maybe then I'll amend that maybe it started shifting with the with the what the RPGs or whatever Fancy seven. Yeah. Where you get, you know, they're stories and you can play, it's choose your adventure and all that kind of stuff.

You're also dealing with Japanese storytelling versus American. Japanese is not, in fact, SJ, do you have infected at all? Well, because they write a beginning, middle and end. And it's Japanese. They don't give a fuck about, like, feminist, they don't give a fuck about, like, diversity shit in their games. Not at all. Like, no, go fuck yourselves.

We're just doing good stuff. And we don't care. You can't bully us. You just have this huge clash of these ideals, you know? Really quick aside, I know somebody who's friends with two Japanese sisters, right? One married this farm boy from like Iowa. And the parents were like, like, uh uh.

The Japanese parents were? Well, yeah. And they're like, but apparently, apparently he won them over. Like, you know, it's like begrudging, like, okay. Like the other one. He sat down and watched Mr. Baseball with them. Yes. Mr. Baseball-roo, I think is a, so they, I think that's the poster in Japan. Mr. Baseball-roo, I think. So they, I think that's the poster in the

transit. Yeah, something like that. The other one married a Japanese guy whose great-great, great-great grandfather came over from Korea. Okay. Right? Yeah. It's, how many generations, is that six generations back? Yeah, great. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's six, yeah. Okay. Came there, married a Japanese woman, kids, married Japanese people. They call him the Korean.

Not as a term of endearment. Yeah. To your point. Yes! They don't give a fuck. They like the racism! They don't give a fuck. They like the racism! They don't give a fuck. They want their culture.

Isn't that amazing? Yes, it is amazing. Yeah. It's great. They call him the Korean. It's our last vanguard of, like, a unique and distinct culture, is the Japanese.

Everything else will be destroyed and homogenized into a gray goo by banks and immigrants. You know? They're the only ones holding the line. God bless them. They really are holding the line too. Okay, let me see. I had a bunch of with the TikTok ban. We kind of talked about that. It's crazy. All the influencers that are in senators and stuff. It's so obvious that they're bought off and where they're, the Chinese are buying off the Democrats, Israel's buying off the Republicans

and they're teaming up to destroy something that kids love with bullshit reasons. They don't have to hide it anymore. It lasts so many years. They just don't, it's have to hide it anymore. Yeah, it lasts so many years They just don't it's like yeah, it's we have just accepted it and we can't do a goddamn thing about it. Yeah, and that's kind of Where and that's where all the disillusionment and anger and apathy and all that You know comes from where it's like wow, they they don't even care, they don't even pretend to care what we think.

They don't have time for that. Yeah. Here's a, you can't really see that. So this is another, I like these surveys cause it, you feel like this should be right, but what you hear is not. What you hear doesn't match what is reality in these public opinion polls.

Here is a percent of people who support photo ID requirement to vote, which seems like a no-brainer. A lot of the world has it. Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Democrats are always saying it's racist, we don't support it. So you feel like, oh, 50% of the country

doesn't support this? No, no. You feel like it though. Like, wow, maybe it is racist. Maybe I should stop, like, maybe I should think about it, right? But again, what's out there in the headlines is rarely reality for the but when they say it because of because of framing because of anchoring because of

anchoring bias whatever number you hear is what your brain will think yeah first yeah it works on everybody percent of people who support photo ID requirement to vote yeah non-whites what would you think before reading that well you know you thought 10% think a lot lower a lot lower 84%. Non-whites, what would you think before reading that? Well, you know, you would have thought 10%. You would think a lot lower. A lot lower. 84% of non-whites support photo ID. Well, it's the overwhelming majority.

It's also, if you look at the numbers for who supports or what issues are very important to them and voting, like voting for a candidate. Like, black's crime is overwhelmingly high on their list. Isn't that ironic? Because, well, it's like, that's a, Okay.

Yeah, I know, I know, but it's like, no, crime. What the fuck are we, what are they gonna do about crime? What are they gonna do about crime? It's just like, man, shouldn't you be like, Shouldn't you be like kind of making other places better? Like, ugh, okay And whites, 77%

Great job, white people, you fucking morons Yeah, but it's still it's still, you know, quite high Yeah, it's high And the reason for that difference is non-college graduates, 85% support voter ID. So the quote unquote dummies, right? Right, but college graduates,

cause it's definitely like colleges are liberal. They just are, right? I'm starting to think that the only thing college shows is that- It's not the real world. Is your ability to be indoctrinated peacefully. And it drives out anyone who just doesn't stick with. I can't I just can't participate in the system. Yeah, you know, I mean some degree. It's a it's easy sucks. It's just a ton of money. No, I know hate these This is it feels like a waste of time. I'm not doing it. I can't tell you I mentioned the other day

There's a an actor, you know who is in a veteran veteran voice actor and stuff And he said, he said, I talked, I managed to talk my kid out of going to college. He was proud of it. Yeah. Like, I was like, I can tell like a couple people in the room were like, and he'd like named off like the reasons. It was like, yeah, that's, you know, it is the only reason to go to college, I think is to get the network. Yes Certain schools, I've brought up USC before. Yeah. That is I mean dude. That's what you need in your life You need a network of you do get a job. You really do but if you can get that network in other ways you can Yeah, I mean worth it. Yeah, that's well, that's the entertainment industry in a nutshell nepotism and networking

College graduates, 69% support voter ID. So how did 16% of people get more stupider on this issue? Like, right? That's a significant amount of people that just got, they learned something dumb, or they were just dumb to begin with, because it's a fucking stupid position to say, there shouldn't be photo ID in the vote.

Or they just go, well, yeah, not every, oh, yeah, that it's racist. They out think themselves, right? Yeah, you can do that. Yeah, they start thinking with their brain instead of their dick, their gut, right? Should we have a photo ID? Yeah.

Well, gee, what about the struggles of, you know, the invisible man? I read a piece by, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Income less than 50,000, 81% supported. Income more than 100,000, 76%. 76, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure sure income less than 50,000 81% Yeah I'm supported income more than a hundred thousand seven seventy six. So yeah a little less So the more money you got the stupider you are on On the voting well, it's really easy when you're when I guess when you're rich also

Yeah, it's really easy to pretend to care about everybody to pretend to care about other people when you're rich. Yeah, too Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, you're right to care about other people when you're rich. Yeah. Two. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Yeah.

You're right. Um, okay. Look at this. Here's the tent thing. Tent.org. Companies have a critical role to play in helping refugees who have been forced to flee their home countries, integrate with their new country.

Is Boeing working with these guys? To help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like. To fire your American guys. Yeah. It's 100% the bottom line for them. It's fucking, it's so... To fire your American guys. It's a hundred percent the bottom line for them. It's fucking, it's so fucking...

Sickening. Yeah, really, we are so fucked. So how many American, is Boeing using these guys to maintain their planes? And is that why they're falling out of the fucking sky? Boeing, apparently when they merged with McDonnell Douglas was when the shit really hit the fan. Yeah, but it just started crashing.

And the guy was just found dead in his car. And he said, if I'm dead, I didn't kill myself before that. You see that? I didn't see that. His friend said, yeah, he said if I'm dead, I didn't kill myself. Obviously he was killed. I mean, it's a trillion dollar industry.

Certainly seems like an Epstein to me. I mean, that's just. A global. Certainly seems like an Epstein to me. I mean, that's just. A global business network. Look at all these guys. Look at all these companies proudly. Yeah. Proudly saying CVS. Sure, massive, yeah.

You know? Yep. Cause when the maintenance starts failing, that's when. Starbucks. That's when tires start falling off. Oh yeah. Well, yeah, they have very rigorous maintenance schedules to keep those things. And refugees got other problems than making sure tires are screwed on properly.

They do. Okay. They do. They got ties back to their home countries. Who knows what's going on over there? There's a war going on at home and people are eating each other. Right. And their family...

They might be distracted, you know. You fucking idiots. We know what you're doing! You've got a nice fancy website, probably not designed by a refugee. They don't care. Make the website designed by a refugee. Then we'll see. Let's see what they can come up with.

Ukrainian porn actress posing with Ukrainian refugees. This is what you get for going and getting your limbs blown off for Ukraine. For a war that you lost, by the way. The longer it goes, they're, yeah. It's long. It's long. Russia's gonna take... Russia won. Yeah, but it's not gonna, they're gonna, it's gonna, they're gonna take what they want, so...

They're gonna take more stuff actually. Well that's... They can choose what they want. We don't really like that part of town, the women are too fat over there, we don't want that. The longer you get, you just have, you got more guys, you got, at some point, and you're going to, we're like, America's like, oh, we're at money, man. Israel, Israel, man. Yeah, we're going to Israel. We don't date you anymore.

Yeah, we date Israel now. We fuck with Israel. Yeah. OK, here's the, there's something so hilariously perverse about this that our version, and I think this is true, that our Western version of the 72 Virgins reward is just standing next to a prostitute wearing a little, wearing medallions of manliness, right?

All those war medals, dumb. All of them are fucking stupid. I mean, well, let me put it this way. If given the choice between a medal and my arms. Take it. I'm choosing no medal. Right. You want the medal or not?

No. Yeah. Well, yeah, but it stands for how manly you are. Give me my arms back. Yeah, I'll take the arms. Yeah. I don't need that medal so much. Right.

Well, how about this porn star? It's embarrassing. Someone has to pin it on you. Another man. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Let's watch this. A woman would stab you.

Yeah, you'd want the man, right? They put this nice soft music I mean, it's like a porn star using this to launch her only fans I'm sure so your reward for getting your arms blown off for black So black rock can come in and rebuild Ukraine Mmm is to stand next to a prostitute and be used as advertisement for her only fans. So crass.

And they want this! And men want this, by the way! I don't doubt it. This is an ideal outcome for them! Ugh. I mean, look at this, motherfuckers got no legs. God damn, man. No arms? Look at this motherfuckers got no legs damn No arms look at this. I've never seen so many like half men Yeah, I've never seen a collection of people with no arms and legs like in one place. Yeah

She's soaking it in oh this poor fucker no leg no arm. I don't know if he's not got a hand over here. He's got his hand in his pocket. Now it's like for the photo op and everything, like make sure to roll up your pant leg so we can see that you're all fucked up. Like, right? I mean that's... It's so morbid and crass. Like you, you know, you... Yeah. Yeah. You gotta show... Oh God! What is this? Yeah. It's so marketing 101 like it you you know you Yeah, yeah, you got a show Yeah, it's a dildo, but a hand yeah, it's not a real hand Okay

How romantic man What are we doing to people it's Everybody's a time. two at a time? She's pushing him in his chair? It's a porn star? What the fuck is this? Fucking exploitation. So exploits.

What the fuck is this? Shut it down. Terrible. We're not doing this. You don't have to do this. No. We want to do it. Oh, okay.

Well, go for it then I guess. Hey, jaunty little leg over there. Peg leg. Oh, he'sty little leg over there, peg leg. Oh, he's got no leg. What is he, oh, he's, oh yeah, yeah. Wearing a saucy little cap. Right. For his picture with the porn star

where she's got her hips about six feet away from him. Right. In his embrace. God damn, man. That's rough,. World is fucking just I guess it's just online is just every there's no country that isn't just disgusting. Yeah. Florida is going after. I predicted this. What are they doing? Remember when I said someday strip clubs won't have any single women or thin women. Yeah, you have said that. Yes, I have.

It's starting. Florida says you have to be 21 to be a stripper. That cuts out at least 20% of the thin women. I mean, that's three years of eating that these broads are now stomping into strip clubs with. You have to be 21 to be a stripper or work in any capacity. So it's passed, they passed it? I don't know, let me see.

Oh, they vote to do it. They vote or they? Well, the thing about these votes is if they're voting now, they're gonna do it eventually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to... Approved, they approved state lawmakers approved a bill banning. Claims to be a blow against human trafficking. Similar bill passed in Texas, 2021. Yeah. Think of the children.

I've been to a lot of strip clubs. In the 18 year old children? I don't think I've ever met a human trafficked 20 year old working at one of those. If I did, I didn't know it, you know? Yeah. Uh, maybe a rub and, human trafficking going on. Strip club. Strip club?

I don't know, a bunch of fat chicks, you need to pay rent. Like severe family issues. Probably not trafficked. We're not to a point where we're working on family issues yet, as a society. Oh, I know. We're still working on murder, and we're getting worse at murder.

Did you know that? Let me pull this up. No, actually I did not. Yeah, we forgot how to solve murders. Oh, yeah, the amount of the the rates of solving. Mm-hmm. Hmm We're doing pretty good in the in the 60s homicide clearance rates. Yeah the 60s. It was 92% solved Well, it's half now some some of that though. We're also like wrongful convictions Oh, okay, I didn't think about that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys saw that murder? That was a black guy that did it. Oh. Now it might be like, we know who did it, but we can't say who did it. No, now it's like- So technically it's still unclear.

Now it's like, oh wow, that guy did it? Does the DNA match? No. Yeah. Oh, then let him go. So it was always 50%. Yeah, yeah. uncleared now it's like oh wow is that guy did it does the DNA match no yeah oh then let him go so it was always 50% yeah that could be I'm not saying that accounts for that but well no it didn't get better it is true to you know it is true to an extent yeah the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI have released a report on gamers to try to stop them. Now gamers are public enemy, huh?

Yep. They are. Because that's the biggest group of single young men. Yeah. Yeah. You got to go after them. A 45 page report from the GAO, GAO, about gaming extremists.

Wow, okay, let's see, you got any good stuff? Countering violent extremism. The FBI and the DHS need strategies and goals for sharing threat information with social media and gaming companies. No, they don't. They don't need that. Gaming has never done anything bad. I mean gaming in and of itself. Never. No evidence for that. Didn't seem like it.

No. You could always... Social media companies don't need any kind of cooperation with the FBI. Again, oftentimes if a guy who plays a lot of video games goes on like a shooting rampage, there's probably some other stuff that... You think? Yeah, I do. I do. I don't think it was the... I don't think it was the video games. Objectifying, you know...

Violence? Yeah, or a woman in the video game. Oh, yeah. I don't think it was... Yeah, that guy's been killing women for a long time, as it turns out. They unironically say that humor, memes, and positive aesthetics are a threat. Oh god. I don't know if... I can't even imagine how stupid this report is.

It's a lot of words. Yeah. Reporting by users and trusted flaggers. Oh, and they say that Reddit... Volunteer users known as moderators within individual communities known as subreddits create and enforce community specific rules by manually reviewing content Redditor G&E's fuck them So it's just all about getting accounts banned. Yeah, that's nice Gosh good for you guys if it wasn't for the government, right? We wouldn't need all these free speech laws.

Strippers, pharmacist woke ideology course. Good. Something about Israel. Maybe I'll just read comments. All right. Oh, there's a, there's a, in Columbus, Ohio, they renamed a road Muhammad Abdullah Hassan. They, they know the Martin Luther King Boulevard, that's old and busted. Now it's Mohammed Abdullah Hassan Lane.

That's coming soon to a city near you. Wow. He was a Somalian jihadist. Oh. Wow. Okay. What? He had a jihad.

He was a Somalian leader who waged a jihad against Italy and Great Britain in 1899, resulting in 200,000 people getting killed. Oh. Damn. That's cool. It's like Hitler Boulevard. Where is he? When's that coming? Is that next? Hitler might, he might get a court.

Oh, Hitler court. You know, it's a Hitler court. Yeah, like a cul- You know, a Hitler court. Yeah, like a cul-de-sac. Right. Right? Cause then like, Martin Luther King Boulevard, that's got some panache.

Right? Well yeah, and it probably goes a long way and a lot of people see it. Oh yeah, it goes a long way. You're gonna name a street after Hitler. You probably just want it, like, you know, Sneak it off somewhere. Local residents only, right?

Yeah, yeah. No through access. No through access. Yeah, yeah. No through access. No through access. Yeah, yeah. Dead end. It all ends in confinement. Okay, let's read some comments. Christ.

What a fucking world. Woman alert. Woman alert. What is this? My mouse is frozen Oh no, not again. I think you should spill something on it It happens every... This one is not me! This was not a spilling related mishap

Woman alert Oh my god, this one... This could potentially be painful Man... They have their own gyms for a reason This could potentially be painful. Man. You know, they have their own gyms for a reason. Women. It's cause you gotta dumb everything down. You can't have them with all the free weights.

It's dangerous. Well, so that's, I'm already seeing, looks like she's gonna remove plates from, See what's happening already. A barbell on the squat rack, right? happening already....a barbell on the squat rack, right? Yeah, there's a barbell on the squat rack with about three plates on each side. Well, now, yeah, at least. Is it three or four?

Yeah. Looks like she probably wants to use it and says that's too much weight. Look, you're supposed to... You're supposed to re-rack your weights in a perfect world. Yes. You know. Especially if you're talking about three on each side. You really should re-rack.

And this is why. Yeah, you're not supposed to leave. Unless somebody comes, oh, are you done with that? Like, oh, just leave that. Leave it on there. You know, like, yeah. Yeah, or you can leave one plate on the bench. Like who the fuck's gonna go, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you need to take two plates off the bench, you needed the exercise of taking plates off the bench. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you're, if you're doing real lightweight or something, you're probably using dumbbells or something, you know what I mean? Like, yeah. You're right. So it's, these are the amount, these, this is the amount, length we have to go to to excuse the things that women do or to protect ourselves from the choices that an idiot will make. Yeah. Here we go. She's taking off. Oh God. She took off two of the plates on one side. She has two right there? I think so. I can't. I'm having trouble seeing. Yeah.

Yeah, that's two. Okay. So she went ahead and took 90 pounds off one side of the barbell. Seems like she did it fairly easily. Oh no. Poor bastard. You see here is in the kill zone. Oh no. This barbell, this, yeah. Wait, am I calling that the wrong thing?

No, it's a barbell. Yeah. Yeah. Uh oh. Or the bar. Oh no. And now she's, the two is dangerous. Taking two off and leaving it three to one is dangerous.

Now she's going after the last one. Yeah. Oh God, no. Yeah, that's- Oh no. Oh, what could possibly happen? He's turning around like he's gonna walk toward it. Poor fucker has been deadlifting

and is now turning toward the squat rack. He's been deadlifting, now he's just dead. Oh no! She didn't feel the bar pulling up at all? Yeah, it's like a dragster, right? The front wheels are barely on the ground, it's like you're steering it. No sense of self-awareness,

no situational awareness at all. Physics, lever system, fulcrum, fulcrum, fulcrum. Ah! Now the barbell is... Oh no! The end with no weights on it is swinging violently over the top. She is unaware of it, she's looking down.

She totally hasn't even noticed it yet. No. Oh no! Okay, it's flipped completely vertical oh And now it's I'm right on the head. Oh, thank God. It didn't fling like it like yeah. Yeah. Yeah She's shocked how did this happen whoa how could this happen? Holy shit, I hope we didn't disturb her camera for the selfie Yes, he's taking for Instagram. Yikes.

Oh man. Yeah, you gotta... Whoa! Ouch. Yikes. Um... Oof. Let's see here.

Uh... Dr. Teeth? Oh, you've got another... another one. What's that? Another woman alert. Oh! That was a bad one. Woman alert. Oh, you've got another... another one. What's that? Another woman alert. Oh! That was a bad one. Woman alert.

Yeah, that was... That was a bad one. Woman alert. Uh, girl crashes... Okay, let's see. Is that a Ferrari? I guess. Looks like one.

458? Is that a type of Ferrari? Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. Just instant panic, right? AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH BONK She pulled out of it?

She pulled it, she could have put the brakes That thing will definitely stop Yes, press the brake down AHHHHH AHHHHH PRESS THE FUCKING BRAKE Like Bob's Burger, have you ever seen that When Bob teaches Tina how to drive? I don't know if I've seen that one. I've watched a lot of Bob's burgers, but.

She just, you know, that character, they're sitting in the car and they're just heading for a pole and he's like, put the brake down. Put the brake down. Put the brake down. She goes, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, oh.

Put the brake, it's really funny. Yeah. Okay. God damn. Good one. Exum says... Okay. Yeah.

Patrick, a black game developer says she doesn't want white people on the team. Okay. Let's see how this is not happening. Let's see something that Vito says is not happening. I wanted to hammer him on this stuff this week, but he seemed like so defeated. Oh, really? Yeah, because he's getting mercilessly pounded.

Why? For what? For defending this shit. Oh, just this? Like, pretending that it's a big conspiracy and it's not happening. It's like, bro. The first time, you know, uh... The first people probably six years ago or so that I heard complain about some of this stuff were actors who... And the first people probably six years ago or so

that I heard complain about some of this stuff were actors who, because there's a lot of people who do a lot of onscreen and a lot of voice roles. Throughout the years, there's been much more crossover. So, I know guys who they would get cast on sitcoms as like the principal or like, and literally those were the first people that I, there are no roles for those people anymore. What do you mean, white people?

Middle-aged white guys on television. Oh yeah, the principal, you got a principal or a judge? Yeah, I mean that was the first one, it was like, wow, like I mean, and they're really open about it and it wasn't like they were going those motherfuckers like it was just like no like that We don't like the amount of the amount of auditions They receive from their agents is like 10% of what because it's like yeah, yeah, it'll come through It's like we're looking for a person of color Yeah, who you know that kind of stuff for a woman or a person of color So yeah know, that kind of stuff. So for a woman or a person of color.

So yeah, I mean, it's looking for, yeah. And they go from Vito is interviewing, like Vito is interviewing the guy who fucked that girl game developer and gave her a good review. Vito was interviewing the guy who started Gamergate. Got it. The guy is just like,

he looks like a fucking little insufferable prick. Like no humor. He's like just staring dead eyed and the progression of the interview was, well it's not happening. Well it's not...if it's not happening and it's...it is happening but it's not affecting very many people

and it is happening but it's good. That was the... It's not happening. Let's look at Cube's Games. Okay it is happening, but it's good. That was the... It's not happening. Let's look at cubes and games. Okay, it is happening, but it's not happening to very many people. Okay, it's happening to a lot. Okay, it is happening, but it's good. And that's the stages of... ...gaslighting. A lot of people who are fans of voice actors, I think, are a lot like the video game people.

They really do only care about the best performance. Yeah, oh yeah. Most people do. Yeah, so it's like it's really like- Of all races. And it's like, I've had people talk to me about going to see the voice actor panels at Comic-Con and having people having, you know,

like minority voice actors go, what's so great about voice acting is that anybody can be anyone. Like, you know, and that's a good thing. And also sucks because the activism bullshit is being pushed, I think mostly by white people, just based on the numbers, like just based on percentages, right?

So you've got activist white people and activist black people working together to force diversity and then it causes more like anti-black Resentment because that's who's getting and you know, of course you take the job, but that's the effect of it. Yeah Okay, here's what this lady says She says she doesn't hire white people because they're unsafe and it's hard to work with them and only hires people of color Why would you say that on being recorded idiot?

She was hired by cliffhanger to create a game based on Marvel's Black Panther. Okay well I'm sure Marvel fans will love this. I have a team of 21 right now for Validate. It's a pretty big team. It's a crazy big team for indie games But who is your team? Validate has a team of mostly people, mostly all people of color. We have no white people on our team I did that because I wanted to create a safe environment And I know the best way for an environment to be safe is to be around people who are just like me Wow! Didn't David Duke say that? is to be around people who are just like me. Um, and I'm- Wow. Ah!

Didn't David Duke say that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You can't hear Jimmy. That was the lesson of that movie. Look at him, the whole damn band's white. Jimi Hendrix did not have a white rhythm section. I'm not saying that white people in the industry are creating unsafe environments. I'm not saying that. That is not what I'm saying. Bitch, what are you fucking saying? You already way pole vaulted over inappropriate. You want the fuck?

Yeah. Ain't no putting their shit back in that horse. And I'm not saying that white people in the industry are creating unsafe environments. I'm not saying that. That is not what I'm saying. I am saying that sometimes it is hard to work with white people because they think that something may may okay, but it was really a microaggression.

And no one wants to deal with that while they're trying to make a game that they love. Dude, white people in the industry trip over themselves to not do that. To where literally it's like like minorities are like just just settle down it's like I know I tell you about the I tell you about the time as a white actor from South Africa and it was a black show that we were doing and that and the and the showrunner like you know it said the n-word in the script as said by this guy and he was like and the actor and the black producer goes he goes like he goes

honestly he goes if you're uncomfortable with it it's okay to take it out. It's okay we can have AI say it. AI doesn't do it either. I'm not gonna tell you you have to do it. I'm saying I'm saying This room is okay with it for the show or whatever you got. He goes, how are you? And he was like, he's like really? He's like, oh Okay, and and so he you know, he does and he you know He gives a good performance and he says it and I look over at the fucking at the EP and I go well that came out a little easy I think I told this story. He just starts fucking dying

What what do you say? What? Start but you make you make light of it. Yes. Yes. Yeah Exactly exactly that came out a little easy You make light of it, right? Yes! Yes! Yeah! Exactly! Exactly! That came out a little easy. But it was like everybody, everybody knew and it was assumed that there's no one, he didn't, the producer didn't think for one second that like he secretly loves to say that word and that he's a racist and that was like... You know, Sam Rockwell had this movie where he plays like the head of the KKK and I'm like wouldn't be awesome to like

Make that movie and cast yourself At the end of the movie like and I have a change of heart now. I actually don't feel that way anymore. Wow Was this all like an elaborate troll to say the N-word a million times? Um... Well, I guess that's not happening according to Vito with this lady. Well, I mean... I'm not sure what the... What the conspiracy part would be.

I mean, to me it's just been a very open... It's just been a very open thing for so many, the last so many years that I've been in it, day in and day out. It's just what's happening. Okay, maybe, I don't know, we're kind of doing a lot of this. I'll read this email next week. A developer at a game studio sent me an email,

but I don't want to talk about it too much. Sure, sure, sure. And belabor it. I told Tony to call in, yeah, he's, oh, but I don't want to talk about it too much. Sure, sure, sure. And belabor it. I told Tony to call in to... Yeah, he's... Oh, there he is! Frogman! What's up, Frogman?

You there? Were we supposed to talk to him last week? No, we were supposed to talk to Riley. Oh, a different Riley. I got him too. We'll talk to him next. Gotcha. Are you there, Tony?

I hear something, man. He's there. What's up? You eating something? How you doing? You said Vita Vita had a big argument on your channel But last night rage quit because you're busting his balls over this game shit gamer gate shit Yeah, he rage quit two nights in a row

He came in and it was on the panel on Friday and rage quit in the middle of that and then he came back Saturday was just spurting out in the comment section and he just rage quit in the middle of that. And then he came back Saturday, was just spurting out in the comment section and he just rage quit again. He, from what I understand it, I don't follow, you know, he will, every once in a while he'll get stuck on something and just really, I've seen it before, where it's like where he reported a channel or something, wasn't that it?

Yeah, where it was like, yeah, and then he was like, I was wrong to do that, you know? And after everything's settled, where it was like, yeah, and then it was like, I was wrong to do that, you know, after everything settled, where it was like, I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, why do you think he's digging in so hard, Tony? It's his friends, all these guys are on his team. He's a team player, he doesn't want to admit it, but it's the truth.

Yeah. Well, we've talked about this to death. Do you want to watch the Yaira trailer with us? Sure, you can watch that. Let me fire it up. Sean, are you excited to watch the Ira trailer? Dude, I am very excited. And then there's a documentary, behind the scenes documentary for this... Of the trailer. Yeah, of the trailer. Whatever that... That took one day to

shoot. They managed to get interviews of the emotional journey that all the actors and actresses and specifically a little... One thing that I'm dying to know does it feature the forklift? It features a scissor lift and a crane so they're kind of forklift in the forklift family. If they if they get together if when a scissor lift loves a crane. Yes you get a family of forklift family. If they get together, when a scissor lift loves a crane. Yes, you get a family of forklifts. You can get a couple of Desmond... Forklift adjacent.

Forklift adjacent entertainment that we're watching. Okay, Tony, can you hear this? Wait, wait. Be tough. Can you hear that? I can hear it. Okay. You've probably seen this before. Wait, is this Tony? Do I know hear that? Yeah, I can hear it. Yeah, I can hear it. You've probably seen this before.

Wait, is this Tony? Do I know Tony? No, this is a different... Different Tony. This is Tony from The Geek Getaway. Okay. He does a show... He does a show that's very comic-focused.

Sorry Tony, I don't know anybody. Yeah. That's all right. No one knows me. I'm an unknown. They were one of the first ones to pick up the Eric July making fun of and run with it now It's you know pervasive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, look at the common Tony was at the fat the cutting edge of it He was he was one of the first ones to back me up

Hey, yeah Let me find the comments for this video there. There's 1500 comments video there there's fifteen hundred comments Already looking at and the top comment is quite literally one of the worst things I've ever seen I do not think anyone involved in this has one ounce of talent and you know that they sincerely believe that Like that's not the type of that's not a troll post no it would be more sensational but it's like so Eric's going around to his like circuit of cronies and making them talk about this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And their criticisms are on the level of like, well, I didn't like his boots. And it's too bad it wasn't longer. And audiences despise being lied to. So these people are getting crucified because they can't say, it sucked. I love it when the, oh yeah. Oh, trying to do an accent.

I like when she transitioned from Russian to Scottish. I'm in film school. I've seen students who don't know how to use a camera make more competent films than this. The editing is absolutely atrocious. It's like y'all purposefully cast people who not only have never acted before, but never knew acting was a thing. I'd be embarrassed to put my name adjacent to this like in these comments. I'm very ashamed. I hope this didn't cost a lot. Lol. Just reputations. This was rejected by the CW, right?

Is this a parody? Andy Worske and Mediker had this interview where they both didn't understand why Eric July was funny last week. Yeah. I guess everyone else seems to understand. Right. Bad luck. Bad timing. I never imagined Jaira was Slavic.

This must be... Oh yeah. What kind of an act? I've never seen a trailer with movie credits before. Oh boy. Okay, okay. Alright, let's see. Let's watch it. It's five minutes.

Oh, this is wonderful. Is that too long? It's only like two minutes. It's two minutes. It's like three minutes of credits, Sean. Oh, wow. Oh, is it muted? No, I heard it.

It's just a low tone. You like to, it's good to start a trailer with where you're wondering if your volume is on. Yeah. Right? That's good. He's got a, he's ripped off the Marvel thing, Marvel Studios thing. Yeah. Okay.

Oh man. Title cards for a trailer. All right. Once upon a time, there was a retard. Those are the twins, the piss twins that he's working with. Okay. This is gonna be tough. Terrible editing.

What's your reaction to that as an audio engineer? He's talking about watching the trailer. This is gonna be tough. Yeah. Yeah, this is gonna hurt. All right. Train my body to do things that people like me shouldn't be able to do. But unfortunately for me, blind aid.

Don't follow me. Biologist and archaeologist who we feel is going to be an undeniable asset here at Project Sus. Won't you please join me in welcoming her to our team. Dr. Sally Rodel. Where the fuck is wardrobe on this? What? He's dressed like me. Isn't that cool?

Not a lot about his character. Like, oh, who is this guy? Is he like a businessman? Is he what is he? Well, he's wearing a black t-shirt. Why is he giving a press conference in a black t-shirt? Rebel is an outlaw. Yeah, Right.

Dr. Sally Rodell. Adopt or die. Secure the area till off the pork and rye. So hurry! Someone just said adopt or die. Yeah, everyone's saying that. Yeah. Her accent. And she had an Icelandic accent.

Should be, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah. Because she's not an actress. She's just a body language. Well, did you see the... Did you see the piss twin run by, uh... Yeah, yeah.

Adopt or... Is this the one that Eric's groping in the behind the scenes documentary? What, the guy with the glasses? Yeah, that's one of the... The girl... Yeah, the guy with the glasses. Chomp. Why do you think he was allowed to keep his glasses on? It looks so stupid and like... you can't see his emotions because his glasses are on. Why is he allowed to be in the shot? Is that... Why wouldn't you put a woman in?

Is it just a terrified guy running? Is that what the... Like you're like... You don't have like a reaction to an old man. He's like sunglasses. He's like He's like a featured terrified guy running. Yeah What should I do I I'm stuck standing here should I should I just stop I gotta make a movement Wow, this is one of the the twins I'm stuck standing here. Should I just stop? I gotta make a movement. Wow. This is one of the twins. Yeah, I think that's the other one. Not the one that he's groping. Okay. Who can tell?

You can tell. Can you? Yeah, you can't tell apart. One's cute here. It is the truest law of the earth. There are very few things that can survive. What's terrible about that? That accent is fucking all over the place.

It's Icelandic. You never heard an Icelandic person before, I guess. Well, I mean, I've heard Bjork interviewed. Oh, that would have been a good model to go off of. Maybe you don't have one. Does a superhero with a secret identity with an accent like that, can you really have a secret identity? And I guess Clark Kent's just like the class.

She got glasses! Yeah, but the accent still, like maybe pick up a- maybe learn an accent of the people that you're trying to blend in with, right? Wow, okay, this is- Maybe the test of time. Or does she talk normal when she's a superhero? Because that's a-'s going to be a problem It's not really a secret identity if you talk like you got marbles in your throat. Adopt or die

It's like the ref. Did you see eric's reaction to all this though? He said it was a secret It was an nda. He couldn't tell you where the accent was from. Oh, yeah, maybe you should watch that next It's so authentic. You either you just have to recognize it or I can't tell you. Yeah, you're supposed to be able to recognize it. That's the point of an accent. It's not supposed to make you confused where they come from. He was mad because Anna that Star Wars girl was making fun of the accent.

Well, it's like, you know, we in America, we don't obviously always get the subtleties of like, it's like, okay, that's Eastern block. We can say like, I don't know, did they come from, you know, here, here, but it's, you know, but that is, I do already hear some of the Scottish. There's just certain things that you wouldn't say if it's supposed to be an Eastern block accent. Yeah. The vowels are wrong.

They should have dubbed it. Good luck with, oh, that would have been hilarious. I know. That would have looked just great. All right. To see them to their fullest fruition. With these struggle to create now, will be the triumph of echoes from the past.

Out of court, we hear five minutes. It's like her tongue got stung by a bee. Like a dog? Yeah, like she's trying to... Okay. Donk's for the heads up! Donk's for the heads up! You get a tight shot on this, right?

If you're shooting this? Maybe like crop right here? This is the frame? Donk's for the heads up is what I heard. Donks for the heads. Donks. Yeah. Cut off the side here where there's where you can see the props end.

Right here. Get everybody in like a cowboy shot. Get this guy because his reaction is important. He should be panicked. He was the guy who called in for now. Is he supposed to be in like a military uniform? Kind of. It's difficult to say. Yeah, but it looks like he's just wearing kind of like a...

Isn't it... It's an Alpha Corps uniform. Oh, it is. He's an Alpha Corps. Got it. He looks like a trash man. Yeah, I'm not sure. Because they got like regular soldiers and then the Alpha Corps.

I'm wondering about those people in the background that don't look panicked at all. They just move the bounce back there. Three of them. They couldn't afford one? Clearly not a closed set. They're just milling the bounce back there. Yeah, right. Three of them. They couldn't afford more? Clearly not a close set. Are they just there watching the set? That one guy looks like he's a homeless guy. He's just a homeless guy back there just looking around with shit. Shhh. Donks for the heads up.

Donks for the heads up. I was here. I lived. I am still here. I'm on you. Yes, yes. What? Now there's a lady screaming a laser beam into space. With her mouth. Alright. Sweet dreams, children.

Bro. Sweet dreams, children. Somebody... This guy doesn't have any real friends. Right? Somebody had to have... even his wife couldn't say? Dude. You can't you can't post this just eat it it's a it's a lot it is a loss this is so bad

there because it in November yeah oh no real friends just clout change explain to this camera tilt on me you You guys are better film guys than I, but she hit the lady. Yeah. Towards the left, and the camera went towards the right. Why did the camera fall that way? Shouldn't it have fallen the other way? Oh, wait, let's see, let's see. OK, there's a space laser.

Is that what everyone was running from, that space laser? I don't know. Seems like it's shooting out of danger, right? I mean, like people with getting further away. Yeah. Huh. OK. Shooting out out of danger, right? I mean like people with getting further away. Yeah That's right Tony she punches that way falls that way. Yeah, I guess so whatever yeah Is that struggle is the friction of creation Okay, I would like to thank Mr. Eusebio for allowing me the opportunity to discover and create alongside my esteemed colleagues at Project

SOS. Thank you. An archaeologist? That's a bit archaic, isn't it? Look at that wig. That's unbelievable. It's like Elton John. What look is this guy going for? Look at that thing. They literally like, they just pulled the stick out of it. And they like push the bucket aside and then just fucking... Hey, can you order a wig for an old Hollywood fruit on Amazon, please? And get that shipped next day for the shoot tomorrow?

Look at that fucking thing. What's going on with this guy? ...Jerry. But if you want to question her credentials, be my guest. That's not what I was saying. It's just an unusual area of expertise to pair with biology. Well, Dr. Rodel, from my understanding, is an unusual woman. Don't be threatened, Jerry.

She's on our side. Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations.

Photo? Congratulations. Photo. A lot of applause there. Keep holding that applause. Good day. Right. You took that like a chomp. Were you trying to knock me out? You took that like a chomp. Is that weird? Is that Icelandic? You took that like a chomp. It you trying to knock me out? You took that like a chomp. No. Is that weird?

Is that Icelandic? You took that like a chomp? It's fucking all weird. I don't know. You took that like a chomp. Were you trying to knock me out? No. If it's meant to be a diff, blow.

Diff, blow. You're right. Stand down. There you go. Are you excited for the comic? Now there's two minutes of credits. What do you think? There really is two minutes of credits.

Yeah. Well there's a post-credit scene too, so don't forget that. Is there? Yeah. Have you ever been this psyched for a comic book? That is absolutely horrible. What do you mean? This isn't good, is there? I don't get it. Why is this bad?

Look at that. They do the whole fucking- It's a James Bond movie. Look at all this. First AD, second AD. Look at all these people that got paid. I hope oh Key grip that guy was not do not hire that guy again Matt Richmond hair the drivers in two drivers, we can't drive ourselves to the conference conference room. This editor, Steve Rostey, needs to either kill himself or quit and go be anything else. Go become a professional pedophile. Anything would be better than what you're doing.

Steve, you totally botched this. You are the least talented person in the world. Look... Give up. Stop being an editor. You suck. He may not have had any creative decisions in the editing. Well, he's listed on the credits, so he gets the blame for it. Well, he made the cuts. Go home. Go back to Nebraska.

That could have been Eric going, cut here. Yeah. Here, here. This is, you know what I mean? Sometimes you're just a button pusher. Well, you need to stop pushing buttons. If you had anything that you had the most to do with this failure, you need to stop. The re-recording mix.

Wait, the owner founder, Eric July gets a credit? I've never seen owner slash founder as a credit in a movie. That's a new one for me. It's a new one. You're a Hollywood guy. Have you ever seen owner? Of the property? No, I mean, usually that's like, that's shown on like a card, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's part of you. It's like, who cares? You know, it's your property. Yeah, in Fleming or whatever. You don't need a line.

There's no founder credit. He gave his whole team credits because the illustrator didn't do nothing. Neither did the CFO. They didn't do any of that. I'm sorry, you see that catering? Look at how many. Catering, Subway, did you see that catering? Look at how many. Catering, Subway.

Did you see that? Catering, Subway. Subway Canada. So they should. They ate Subway sandwiches and that's, they gave a catering credit to Subway. Well, I mean, they will, they will give credit, you know, for, you know, craft service.

Craft services, yes. Subway is not doing craft Services, I promise you. Yeah, they're, right, right, right. They're delivering sandwiches by DoorDash. Yeah. Catering DoorDash, Subway sandwiches. You see catering credits, but it's funny. Yes, for a catering company.

Yeah. Subway's not a catering company. No, they're not. Starbucks is not getting catering credits for every movie. Right. Wow. It's amazing. Winter is here. It's a muscular woman.

There's a cock hanging below her skirt here. This thing. Cock, cod skirt here. This thing. Cock, cod piece thing. That is, that is. Get ready to be penetrated this winter. Absolutely spectacular. What do you think? Do you think the comments are right?

That's the worst thing you've ever seen? Worst thing ever made? I mean, you gotta consider it. Yeah. Okay, here's the. The Yeah. Okay, here's the... The running. Yeah, here's the... Let me see if I can find the touching

that I found last night. The touchinging? The touchinging, yeah. Did you see this, Tony? You see all the grab-ass that's... I must've missed that when we went over it because it was just so ridiculous. The documentary?

We watched it, but like I said, I missed it touching. Here it is. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this, Sean. This is... What's going on there? You know. Look at this. Look. What's going on here? Look at this, look. What's going on here? Uh-huh. What's going on here? What's going on here? It could be on to something.

It could be on to something. What's going on here? Working on your... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! And he's like, oh, there's a camera right there. Oh, yeah, oh, pull it back. Hot potato. Maybe, oh, I want it, but no, I want it, it's forbidden.

Oh, I want the forbidden piss. Oh, no! Let's see if I can find the other one. Let's see if I can find the other one. Let's see if I can find the Embrace. Ah... I don't know, man. I don't know, that's a big no-no, I think. Uh...

Uh... And... is this it? For everybody involved, all the creative people. Whoa! Sean! Oh, Sean! Oh, Sean! The Relete, yes! Dragging it back. Yes.

Oh, dragging it back. Yes. That was a good hug. Let me feel every... That's called harassment in the workplace. Son is why you don't hire me to intersectional feminists. Son. And then definitely why you don't grope to intersectional feminists. Son, and then definitely why you don't grope them

on your movie set. Son, oh mama, look at this. Look at this grope back. I think that I was able to channel my inner Yara and really display it. Everyone should buckle up, because I think this is gonna be an exciting journey for everybody involved.

Because you're gonna vomit so hard, you're gonna fall over. Let's put it in slow motion. Let me see here. Uh... Okay. That's slow motion. Yeah, yeah. Here we go.

Ooh! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Yeah, he did the. He drugged it. Oh man, oh man, why would you put that in a fucking documentary that you're putting out? You're married, man. You're married. Alright, um, that's enough of that. Tony, what are you guys talking about besides this stuff? Just these sweet baby ink stuff, but you guys are done with that. You don't want to talk about that.

It's crazy. Now the government's involved. You got the government. They tried this before, you know, with the first GamerGate didn't work. Now they're coming back. There's actually ties between the people involved in the sweet baby ink and with the original GamerGate people. Oh really? What are those?

Well, so Zoe Quinn, the one who started it all by sleeping with Nathan Grayson and all them. Yeah. She ended up accusing this other guy, Alec Haluca of rape and everything. And he committed suicide. His sister, sister came out and said, well, basically he had a story that was different from what Zoe was telling, but it would ruin her career if she told it. So she's not gonna tell anybody. Also now she's in charge of a company that may have helped start Sweet Baby Inc.

Huh. Wow. It's a incestuous little world. Oh, well that's entertainment. Yeah, that's crazy. Okay, man, sorry, we took up way too much time talking about it before you got here, but thank you for calling in It's no problem. Yeah plug your channel. I love you guys show. It's fun

Come watch us on the geek getaway every day. We make fun of Eric July and unique in interesting ways. I Was gonna come in here and just screw up because that is tradition as a new caller on the dick show, but Hopefully I did alright right. Great. Yeah, you did good. See you, Tony. Thanks. See you. Okay, okay, okay.

Wow. That's a few minutes after that. After that, you want to digest that trailer? That's pretty amazing. That you could make something that bad? That you could release something that bad. Yeah. Here. Let me play the reaction to it like Tony was saying. I hear dogs running around.

Yep, they come. Here's the defense of it. Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup. Ah, da, da, da, da. Yeah, appreciate it, Jen. Eric, I love- So this was, I think this was Eric on a stream last night. They do this thing where they all call in like nine people. No, where all these people kissing his ass.

Oh yeah. They're all afraid to say anything. So Anna, this girl that's about to say something, she can say something because she's a hot girl. So she can't have her, you can't shut a hot girl off of stuff, you know? Like they can't take her off of shows because the fans of a hot girl will riot and they'll do anything. So she's the only one who can say something.

By the way, Eric, congratulations. Oh the way Eric congratulations oh appreciate you thank you appreciate you yeah what is it at now 1.2 million okay can I ask what kind of accent was she supposed to be doing oh man I'm not gonna give it all the way in late let's just say Slavic. Let's just go with that. If you follow my Twitter, someone guessed it right and I actually confirmed it. I shouldn't have done that. That was an NDA to myself, but yeah.

An NDA to myself. Yeah. I shouldn't, what? Cause that's like such a... I don't know. Right, that's the whole story hinges on where she's from. Where she's from. But there's an Icelandic voice consultant in the credits. Stupid, stupid. Oh, it's to yourself then.

To myself, yeah. I think they just like saying business words like NDA... I'm not sure that he... Profits in law, you know, P&Ls... ROI. ROI. Yeah, I don't know that he knows what an NDA is. I don't think he can talk. NDA. He thinks like an 80s fucking hip hop group. Guys dicking around.

That's the NDA. Yeah. OK. So was that her first time trying to do that accident? Because I had such a hard time understanding her. No, it wasn't. We had a coach with her and everything. So, no, it wasn't the first time. So why is it so shitty?

You're getting made fun of, you fucking moron! She's not really asking if that was the first time. Everyone knows it sucks. Right, that's, you know, cause like, you know, it's not that- Sue yourself then. Oh, sorry. It's not that big a deal when you can't understand the dialogue in a trailer, you know, like that's-

I mean, yeah. Sue myself again. Sue myself. Sue myself. Was that her first time trying to do that accent? Because I had such a hard time understanding her. No, it wasn't. It wasn't.

We had a coach with her and everything. You should have heard it before. It wasn't the first time that she had done it. Yeah, people are saying Icelandic. I don't think that's Slavic. Oh, she's going in hard. Icelandic is not Slavic. No. Oh, she's going in hard. Icelandic is not Slavic. No.

Oh. Not that I'm aware of. Oh, man. Wow. Star Wars girls going in hard. I thought Chrissy Mayer would be the one making jokes at Eric Suspense, but she's silent. Isn't that crazy?

That's accurate. The accurate, not accurate. Accurate. Eric, it's accurate. Eric. It's accurate accurate not accurate Like I don't think that's yeah, that's that's uh, that's that's accurate the the the Okay, well fuck the NDA the Icelandic Let us let bring us to the inner circle. Yeah, come on. Let us give us the juicy D. It is is is accurate. For sure.

Here comes the law, sir. Yeah, fuck it. Well, you're doing yourself. This is, you know, oh, sorry, Soska's if you're in the chat, my bad. OK, accidents. He wants to crawl into a hole right now. He's like, oh, yeah, he can't call call her the N word like he did me, can he?

Well, I mean, no, I mean. Yeah, yeah, true. You're your own boss. Who's going to yell at you? You. Yeah, true. He's so dejected. Man!

He's so dejected. What a fucking crybaby. Look, he's thinking, how can I hurt her? But I can't. I can't attack her like I did. Tick and veto. Oh, what a bitch. Apologizing to the piss twins.

True. That he obviously fucked one of them. Okay. Okay, very fun. Painful, right? It's really, really bad, yeah. Could have had $7 million. could have been sitting on seven million bucks We wanted to pretend to be a big shot get a big warehouse. Uh

Okay What are we at? 95 minutes Let's see if Riley has anything Hey Riley, are you there? Oh Wait, I know what I want to do. Never mind, Riley. Never mind, Riley. You're up next.

I've got more Maddox leaks. You're just sitting there? Yeah. Oh, you mean the... Just released. New Maddox leaks. Okay. Here we go. Oh my.

That's a lot. Oh no. This is, uh, this is, uh, you and Maddox went on a double date apparently. Mm. Do you know? I didn't want that. Yeah, I've tried to try to block it out. Well, he's talking about it. Damn it. So you should have got out in front of it? Yeah, I've tried to block it out. Well, he's talking about it.

Damn it. So you should have got out in front of it. Yeah, I know. Now he's going to talk. Now he's going to spill all the details about it. So last week I told you all about how Sean is the world's worst house guest. Fanboy played it for some reason. Some friend you got there, Sean.

Anyhow, now I will tell you about how even when I plan on being nowhere near him, he ruins my fucking life. I had a hot date with this burn victim, babe. No pun intended. At a Chinese place called the Eagle Rock Green Dragon. Now it may have food from China, but it was my Vietnam. Fuck you, Sean. I can't believe it.

We gotta get this in before it's illegal to do it. The place was nice. The only problem was the ride was mostly uphill and I had to lock my bike up like a few Parthenons away from it. Until I managed to get there before my date. I only- I only managed to browse the menu briefly

before I noticed the table sitting across from me. Sean and his girlfriend, or maybe a hooker. You can never be too sure with Sean. I tried to hide behind my menu before he noticed the table sitting across from me, Sean and his girlfriend, or maybe a hooker. You can never be too sure with Sean. I tried to hide behind my menu before he noticed me. Almost immediately, he started doing that whisper shout thing. Maddox, Maddox, Maddox! Making a scene to get my attention.

Look over here, you bald bitch! His girlfriend shouted at me. Oh, your girlfriend said that, okay. Eventually, I gave in and acknowledged Sean. I looked over at his table. He held up the salt shaker and pointed at the S. He mouthed that the S was for Super Sean. Then he picked up the pepper shaker and pointed at the P.

He mouthed that the P was for pedophile and pointed at me. He then took the salt shaker while making kung fu noises and knocked the top off the pepper shaker. He even said fatality like in Mortal Kombat. Sean had covered his own table with pepper. His date clapped like he did a magic trick and said it was so cool that he decapitated that pervert. The waitress bowed at him.

I guess Sean did an actual Asian tradition or something. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So funny. So funny. My date finally arrived. She was sexy, but like I said, she did have some pretty noticeable burns. Not on her chest, thank God. She had some big old boobies and a cross hanging in between them. I tried to flex my Bible knowledge. That seemed like an easy in. I was angling to make some kind of Adam and Eve joke, but I couldn't stop thinking about Adam and Eve's kids having sex with each other. Then she excused herself to go to the bathroom.

Sean left his table to come talk to me. He asked me, what the fuck is up with her skin? Is she trans? No, Sean, she's a burn victim, I said. I can't believe I had to clarify that to a grown man. If she's not trans, why are you on a date with her, Maddox? He laughed. Then he pushed our tables together, making the rest of the evening the worst double date ever. Trans, why are you on a date with her, Maddox? He laughed. Then he pushed our tables together, making the rest of the evening the worst double date ever.

Why are you on a date with him? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Sean got out some tape and tried to tape my eyes, you know, to make them Chinese. He insisted we would get a discount. I refused. Thank God none of the staff was nearby when he tried to pull that shit. We finally got our food.

Before I could eat one of my dumplings, Sean grabbed two of them and put them on his own dates plate. I lost my mind. I yelled at him. Why the fuck would you do that? In reply, Sean, while winking at my date said, because I am a gentleman.

My date and several other female patrons swooned. I think there's something in the water in LA that makes the women like this. Sean took a sip of his drink and spat it out. Pepsi, he yelled. His girlfriend grabbed the glass and threw it across the restaurant. She shouted, are you trying to poison him?

Pepsi! Of course the staff asked us to pay and leave. Sean slid the check over to me. You're the best selling author, he said with a smirk. Okay. So my date, Sean and his girlfriend exited the restaurant while I sorted out the check. It took a while.

The staff came back angry. My card had been declined. They surrounded me. I felt like a Korean in a Chinese village. I ended up washing dishes for a bit. Then I got to leave. When I got out, Sean had one of those tiny skateboards, you know, the ones that you pilot with your fingers.

He had one and was doing tricks on my date's tits while making car noises. Sean's girlfriend was urging him to be careful, like, like he was doing actually dangerous Tony Hawk stunts. I cleared my throat and Sean finally noticed me. He said, I sure took my sweet time. I had enough. It was time for the evening to end However, my date had taken an uber to the restaurant and like I said my bike was pyramids away Okay, Sean pulled up in his car his girlfriend and my date got in unfortunately It was a four-seater and Sean had his lesbian Paul guitar in one of those child safety seats So there was no room for me I asked Sean if I could sit and hold the guitar and he thinks you're using a slur when you describe it

So he's retelling the story with not without the slur. These are amazing adventures. Yeah, they really are Let me then I asked if I could get in the trunk and he could drop me in my date off at my bike He said fine. I opened the trunk and a bunch of empty diet cokes fell out There was no room for me Sean was into recycling by my county had $200 worth of cans back there Sean had forgotten about them Okay, let's see how the exciting part goes. Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one.

So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one. So. I'm pretty sure that's a Pepsi thing, but he wouldn't listen. So I walked while they drove to where I told them I left the bike. Okay, let's see how the exciting thing- I finally reached my bike or more precisely where I left it. And the Shawn mobile was waiting for me. My bike was gone. Shawn immediately had theories on what type of guy stole my bike. I'll spare you the racist details.

I asked my date to get out of the car. I suggested we take a cab back to my place. She declined. Shawn was giving her a cab back to my place. She declined. Sean was giving her a ride back to hers. Sean called me a slewer and drove off, running a red light. I didn't have enough money for a cab or Uber. So I took the subway. I ended up sitting on a heroin needle.

A few days later, I went to McDonald's. I had saved up to treat myself. I ordered my happy meal and waited. By coincidence, Sean entered a few minutes after me. I was ready to let him have it. I confronted him. He started screaming. Ball guy is here to meet a confronted him he started screaming ball guys here to meet a 12 year old boy He's here to meet a 12 year old boy Three customers of color lept into action and kicked my ass as I was beaten into the tile floor Sean left with my order

God Wow you ruined his date. I didn't I really should give the guy a break once in a while You know you don't have to do finger boards on the... Like in, I mean in hindsight it was pretty, it was pretty rude. This guy wanted to call in too. Those are funny. Yeah, he's in here. Those are funny. All right, Riley, what do you, let's see what this guy wants.

All right, Riley, what do you want? Is he there? Let's see, refresh and refresh and...join live show. No, you're not suppressed! Get the fuck out of here! He might be. Are you? You're just muted, dickhead.

They fixed the suppressing thing! I know Johnson Brown did, he told me me and it's been working. Definitely suppressed. Oh fuck this. Fuck this world. Suppressed. Suppressed. Hello! There! Seem more suppressed at all. What can I do for you? There we go. Hello Dick. Hello Sean. Happy to be here. Yes. My name is Riley and I recently, Dick. Who are you and what can I do for you? Hello. Happy to be here. Thank you. My name is Riley. And I recently, Dick, had an experience

as similar to one you might've had. I had some artistic differences recently occur. Can you pick a different type of Riley name? Cause we already have a Riley. We need you to be like Mr. Riley or like R-Man or something or Riley Two we could call you. Maybe, maybe Riley Two is the answer. R-Two, yeah, okay.

I'm usually referred to as Riley spelled wrong when I'm in the same room as Riley, the other one. It's a mouthful. That doesn't work on radio. Yeah, it does not. We'll call you Reely then. There we go, that worked. Okay, Reely, what happened to you in your podcast?

So here's what artistic differences are like. He sounds like a fat Josh Moon, Tony is saying. Is that true? Are you a fatter null? I hate nulls, I hope not. Why do you hate null? He's such a goofy guy. Such a goofy little man, just up to some shenanigans all the time. It's just a goofball. Why do you hate Null? What do you mean?

I've hated Null for a long time. Since that last time he called in, I've kind of had a disdain for that guy. Oh, when he broke up with me? Yeah, he's been up to some goofy shenanigans ever since then. Yeah. OK, so what happened to you? Tell us. So this is what the artistic differences are like in 2024. Yours is a story of like love lost and just the lawsuit.

You got crazy stuff going on. This is what happens to podcasts in this time. If you tell my story in reverse, it's actually a happy story. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I lose my girlfriend, I gain a friend

who has a great career in entertainment. Wow. Exactly. It's like the joke about the country song played backwards. He gets his wife truck and his dog back. Yeah. Yeah, what's up with the wife dog back. Yeah. Yeah. What's up with the wife?

Yeah. I like, Maddox is onto something with the reverse chronology thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really good for him. I don't have tinnitus. My back doesn't hurt.

Yeah. Okay. So, I do a show with a few of my buddies called The Issue Crew. The Issue Crew? Is it like a gay rights, like what's happening in the gay community show? We did used to have multiple trans women, so maybe that's part of what it is. How long did you do that show with multiple trans women? Wow!

Up until very recently, and I'm about to tell you why. It's like hurting cats that think they're dogs. Wouldn't it be easier if they thought they were dogs? It's funnier if it's hurting dogs that think they're cats. Okay. Then the dog also has like a derogatory term, you know, on its own. Right. There we go. I'm just joking. I love trans people. Everyone knows that. So so the two the two members of interest in the story, one current the other former okay, is Moe Diggity. My good friend, some people may know him. I know he's gone to meetups and stuff for the show. He's a big fan. and some people may know him. I know he's gone to meetups and stuff for the show. He's a big fan.

And Demi Gloom, who is a very close friend of mine, a trans woman. People may have seen her around recently. She kind of went viral. She went to a panel and debated Ben Shapiro. Oh, how did that go? I thought she did on how many Palestinian children were murdered by Israel? No, not quite. I think it was not funny. Really? It's not funny. No, you're right. You're right. OK. I'm a little I'm a little I'm a little giggly because I'm a little nervous. My apologies. But so. Did she win the debate?

I think she did. But I feel like a lot of people are going to disagree. It's one of those things where whichever side you agree with won the debate. Obviously. Yeah. Nobody's ever going to be like that one one, obviously, even though I don't agree. Nobody's going to say that. What was the debate about? I like trans shit.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, she did it again to Michael Knowles recently as well. She's on a little bit of a tear. What's her position? That it's not The trend shit is cool and we should have all of our rights and stuff the trans people You're trans too. Oh, wait. No, I said we should I did the veto thing. No, I'm not How'd you fuck that up? Really? How do you you fuck I've never said we trans people need our rights Right, what do you mean? We well, you know dick we black people. Yeah, you're giggling like a woman

What you think of Dylan Mulvaney's video have you watched it What video the Bud Light commercial or what? She made a music video. You didn't see it? No, what is this music video she made? Oh man, I wanted to like it, but it was not good. Oh, that's unfortunate. Shot by the same crew as Yara. Shot by an execution squad, as it turns out. Shot by the Soska sisters. by an execution squad as it turns out.

Yeah, it's called- Shot by the Sausage Sisters. What? Your fucking joke. Which one? That one. Who shot this music video? An execution, a firing squad did. Days of Girlhood it's called.

Ooh baby. Oh boy. Oh no, I don't want to see a trans woman dillimulvaini's feet. Why does it start like that? it's called. Oh baby. Oh no I don't want to see a trans woman Dylan Mulvaney's feet. Why does it start like that? That's crazy. Should have been a bunch of Bud Light cans that just fucking roll out of the door. Rolling out of the car. Blech. Falling by the vomit. Don't put these feet on a feet-a-pedia please. You know about that? Feet-a-pedia? No. I know all about feet-a-pedia.

Of course you do. You sound like a mod of feet-a-pedia. I invented feet-a-pedia actually. Days of girlhood. Right in women's face. Just pop them right in the mouth. Yeah, fair girls. You're gonna like this one. Pop! Right. Uh, here we go. Ooh, this is good. Sounds like Brian Adams. Oh, she's picking it.

So this is a walk of shame. So she got fucked last night, right? That's what they're implying here. She's coming home with her, carrying her shoes. Looks that way. Yeah. Uh, okay. Thanks, I hate it. Thanks, I hate it. Hot girl shit, huh? Hot girl shit, huh?

Hot girl shit, huh? Hot girl shit with your penis? Hot girl shit with your penis? Hot girl shit with your penis? Hot girl shit with your penis? Hot girl shit with your penis? Hot girl shit with your penis? Hot girl shit with your penis?

Hot girl shit with your penis? hot girl shit with your penis? Just doing hot girl shit with our cocks! Ladies, let's whip out our cocks and do some hot girl shit! Too much maladyne, right? Too much maladyne, not enough estrogen. There's a lot of tuning in there, yeah, sure. Let's go flash our cocks in bed. It'll be great.

He can't say that! Or you're part of the trans community. You can say that, I guess. Is that a trans? Which one of them's are trans? That's trans. I feel like I'm playing Pokemon Snap, but for trans. Trapamon Snap.

Snap! That's one! That's one right there! That's not trans right there. Uh, no not trans. You get bonus points for getting a prop shot. Maybe trans here? Uh, ooh I don't think so. There's trans right here. Snap!

Uh, that's a woman. That's not trans. No. Snap. Uhhh... That's a woman. That- not- no. Uhhh... Snap right there, right in the back. My god, she fuckers. Are those butt-light cans that she's shooting? Do you think? Yeah, right? Oh my god! Oh god!

It's a big fat woman! Definitely not trans. She's gonna do a cannibal, I think. She was a trans am. Pretty good. Oh Now come on you need to put more hips into it ladies. Oh god. Yeah, come on Put some pounds on you know That's that's how I know they're trans because they're not as fat as the other ones and this is So much better than that trailer we watched.

Right? I was gonna ask at the end, which is better. It isn't close. Way better. It's not close. Moves, the framing is good, the lighting is good. It even has a story. They're having a she-cock party.

They're not playing the same sport. The credits are shorter. Yeah. Yeah, no three minute credits in this one. Thank you. party it's they're not playing the same sport the credits are shorter yeah yeah no three-minute credits in this one thank you I really appreciate that about this piece of work okay so what happened to you what what did you think of that video that was wonderful what a great work of art pretty good I love the trans community so what happened was I get a DM. They have, like, Sean, in the credits, they have a pianist and then a penis.

Yeah. I've never seen that before. Good. I wonder what that is. Key grip? Is that the best boy? It doesn't work with the pianist. In this trans, when they have a best boy and then they have a little boy credit, that's

odd. It's got about seven little boy credits. One of those. I didn't see them in the video. That's a bit strange. I didn't little boy credits. One of those. I didn't see them in the video. That's a bit strange. I didn't know Vito worked on this set. Okay, what happened to you? Jesus.

Okay, so I get the DM. I read it really early in the morning. I had gotten it that evening. What DM? That previous evening. A DM about what? A DM from DemiGloom about my podcast. Okay. As DM from from Demi gloom about my podcast, okay I get a DM I open the notification and it says I am officially done with Moe diggity And I I open the DM up. I'm sighing to myself. I've just woken up. I'm like, oh boy

What is fucking today gonna be huh? So I open the DM I see she has screens-shotted Mo Diggety's Twitter likes Within Mo Diggety's Twitter likes, uh-huh is a is a meme a Meme of are you familiar with the show death note dick? Yeah, I know death note. I know death note Yeah, okay, so It's a death note meme it's light yagami writing in the notebook. Mm-hmm. And the caption is It's about keffles. Oh, so the caption is Clara Serenity, which I guess is her preferred name. Hmm. That didn't work and then keffles dead name. There we go

That works bit of trans transphobic humor. Are they both trans or just the one who got pissed off? Just the one who got pissed off. Mo Diggety is a 44 year old cis white man. Okay. So Mo Diggety lied to this meme and DemiGlim has DM'd me about this because she stalks Modiggy's Twitter likes so that she can catch him liking OnlyFans' hoes. We never knew it would come to this. So your podcast is done now because you tried to wrangle these people and now what?

It's not done but we've lost one of our most one of our most valued members over a fucking death note Oh, I tried I tried to smooth things over I texted Mo diggity I was like hey man this meme not really that funny Demi glums kind of mad that you like it's not funny It's not it's really not so We go back and forth a little bit eventually Mo diggity agrees with me and he un-likes the meme and apologizes for liking the meme Yeah, and I spent DemiGloom a screenshot and I said justice has prevailed and Silly in my just waking up brain. I thought that might be the end of it I thought that might really that might really be

Silly with your voice this fucking guy is pulling out silly. I like the word. Yeah, I know. Silly. I'm gonna start using that. It's very silly. Look, silly. Can you imagine Morgan Freeman saying it like silly?

It's like ridiculously. Yeah, but silly. Silly. Yeah, okay. So, silly you thought it would make you would do Yeah, I thought that would make it better well the train's very okay It would call the transfer and I didn't hear from anybody all day. Yeah Until later that night. I saw I saw the message. I was afraid of

The in the issue could group chat Now that would be the worst message to receive the second worst is yeah I'm done. Are you trying to get your trans lady back? You should try that. Tell her that you'll kill yourself if she doesn't come back that's speaking their language, you know, that's a little that's a little heavy Yeah, really, but you're not serious. You just say it to get what you want. Just just say it to get what I want. That's fair. I Try to threaten to kill bugs cuz she's super into bug rights for some reason that doesn't work She just gets really bad. Sorry what bug rights? She's really invested in bug rights She thinks bugs like a field pain and shit and she doesn't want people to kill my son stuff You know bug. Yeah, all of them. I got a speedles. Sure. You know all about what about like stomach worms

There's like parasites Sure, you know, they do bomb detecting machines by having little bees in like cartridges? Did you know that? They've got living bees in there? What the fuck? How did they do that? Seems a little weird. Feels like I've heard something about what they use bees for.

No, I mean I would say that's a no on my knowledge of that overall. Shun's Animal Corner. Bees and bomb detectors. Yeah, honey bees. So they like trap them in little cartridges and then detect. That's what they're detecting. Because they are so scent based. Yeah.

I guess. Very interesting. That's a little, I don't really like that. Like, I don't really care about bugs, but I don't like thinking they're bees trapped. What if they get out? It's worse than the bomb. Bees everywhere. Like I don't really care about bugs, but I don't like thinking what if they get out it's worse than the bomb Bees everywhere that's the if you're a terrorist you gotta break the bomb detector let all the bees out

Pandemonium you run through Right Solari okay, so you the your trans co-host had a Believed in bug rights and you pissed her off and now you need a new trans host? Yeah, I mean trans, not trans, we're just looking for bodies so that we can make sure we have people for our show. So if anybody wants to join our Discord server, you can look up the issue crew. We're on YouTube and stuff. Our link will be right there. You got to really sell it. Do you want like a huge freak or do you want somebody like who that you had to replace your co-host? Yeah, yeah, I mean, you need a personality.

Yeah, you got to get some guidance. It needs to be the right complimentary personalities, right? That's true. We're gonna have a, if anybody wants to come in, we're gonna have an audition. We'll vet everybody. We'll make sure that they're the right fit for the position.

OK. So everybody come on down. You know, we now, because of this, we now have no women. And I kind of want to keep it that way. That's pretty awesome that we're a women-free show, I think. So boys only. Be funny. Come on down.

Boys only. Boys only. You should end on that one. That's not real. That's not a real rule. Okay, really. What is your, what's the name again? Say it again. We got issues.

Yeah, the issue crew is the podcast. The issue crew. Okay. I had, if I could have the floor just real quick, there was a couple things I wanted to say. I'll be fast. A couple things? First of all, first of all, I was a couple of things I wanted to say. I'll be fast. A couple of things?

First of all, I'll be, first of all, I wanted to levy a thank you to Sean. I owe Sean a thank you because- What did I do? Oh. Oh. A long time ago, Carl and Sean on Who Are These Podcast

covered my dick show fan show, the Dickheads podcast. Oh, you should start that again. Right. We did. It's back. Oh, it's back? Yes. Why don't you plug that? Yeah, I was going to plug that.

That was coming, don't worry. Yeah, so the Dickheads podcast is back. And when Sean and Carl covered that, Sean was in defense of me. Sean said that I wasn't boring, which is the new tagline for the show, officially declared not boring by Sean the audio engineer. It's a big accolade.

I got a lot of shit for not playing along. Yeah. I can't, if somebody said- That was dumb of Carl. If somebody's- He said that. No, he said that. He said that.

Carl fucked up. I have a hard time doing that. I really, I don't really want to be mean Yeah, yeah mean this sake. Yeah Sorry, go ahead. Tell me how great Yeah, I just wanted to thank you for that Sean. You're welcome. I really appreciate that. You're welcome. Um, and My new co-host for the dickheads podcast show. She is a she's a huge fan of the program I actually turned her on to it and she turned into a monster. She's a huge fan of the program. I actually turned her onto it and she turned

into a monster. She actually listened to every free podcast ever to be put out by Dick Masterson in like seven or eight months, just straight shot. Why not the bonus ones? What does she... She's working on the bonus ones. She's a Patreoni. Okay. She's made it through all the free ones. And she's a diehard fan.

We do another show called Detour Ahead, and she said she'd kill me if we didn't plug it. So it's a weekly comedy show. How many shows are you doing? Do you have a job? Yes, I have a real boy job. Oh, you have a real boy job. You're just doing shows after work.

Yes, exactly. Okay. I enjoy doing some shows. So yeah, if anybody wants to check me out, exactly. Okay. I enjoy doing some shows. Yeah, if anybody wants to check me out, I appreciate it. If anybody wants to come try to join the issue crew, then come on down. We'll give you an audition. Okay, is that it? That you had the floor for a minute? Is that all you had to say? Yeah, that's everything. Thank you very much, Dick. I love the show a lot. Riley too, everyone. Thank you. Does anything make you a rage? Oh yes, thank you for asking.

Yeah, what? My rage is the invention of DoorDash and its effect on fat people. Listen, okay? So I suffer from a lack of impulse control from time to time. I am fat, yes. And...

And... Why? Today in Fat New! Yes! of impulse control from time to time. I am fat, yes. And... Fat. Today in Fat Blue. Yes. Okay. How fat are you? How many tungsten's are you rocking in at? I don't know how many tungsten's I am. I have not had the opportunity to weigh myself for a very long time. It's funny with fat people.

Scales around them just slip right off. Never once they get an accurate reading. Well, you only weigh them once and the scales crush. So let's try this. You know what? We need to make a technology that can tell how fat someone is by their voice. That would be awesome. That would be the best. Like one of those cats that can smell cancer. You smell when you're gonna die.

Right? But, you know. Okay, go ahead. Last time I weighed myself I was around 370. Oh wow. Oh, wow. Whoa, mama mia! Two tungstens? Oh, two and a half tungstens? Real Riley, two!

It's rough, it's rough. Oh, what are you doing? Why? Listen, I'm gonna be okay. You're not gonna be okay, you're gonna have a fucking heart attack when you're 35! You're not gonna be okay! Get back to be to have a fucking heart attack when you're 35! You're not going to be okay! Jeff Bass is going to be my new personal trainer, I'm going to lose the weight.

How do you do it by like drinking sodas, like Vito? Uh, that probably plays into it. I also eat a lot. So that's another issue. Do you do night-biting like in the whale? When he grabs a whole pizza and dumps mayonnaise on it? It's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, wow. Maybe occasionally.

I don't know about mayonnaise with pizza. That's pretty disgusting. But maybe occasionally a late night KFC order will be made. You have to lose weight. You have to lose weight. I know. Today. You have to lose 100 pounds today.

Or else I'm going to kill myself. Oh, I guess let's get off my legs then. Now you have to do without cutting anything off. Don't even this even your penis. No cheating. Damn it. Wow. No, you need to you need to change your lifestyle.

I do. Seriously. I know. You have to stop eating red meat and drinking so much. Yeah. And take up cocaine. I'll stop eating red meat. Take up cocaine. Maybe that's a good idea.

Maybe that's where I'm going wrong, is the lack of cocaine. You're spending all your money on food, that's why. You should be spending it on magic cards or something. I should be spending it on magic cards and or cocaine, yes. Yeah. Password puzzles. They can door-dash it to you now. Wow.

Okay. What kind of changes are you going to make? You cannot call in again at the same weight. You have to lose weight. More than Vito. He doesn't know how much he weighs. Vito fucking failed. He knows.

Yeah, you think so? I don't exactly know. I need to get a scale to figure it out. I know I'm somewhere in the 370 to 400 range, somewhere in that general area. If you're close to 400, you have to hit 400 before losing weight. Is that true? Yes. That's why it doesn't work. I know a guy who did it.

I know a guy who was 395 and then had gastric bypass and he always regretted that he didn't hit 400 before he got it. You don't want to have regrets in life. No. Yeah. Do you know how tall you are? I am six foot three. Oh, okay.

So, gotcha. Man. Imagine you have the gift of that sort of height and you're squandering it by being 400 pounds Well, you're right. I actually I actually plan to join a gym right when I get paid that's that's on the agenda Well, you got to be careful because if you start working out you're gonna fuck up your knees you have You have to stop drinking calories you have to switch to that. You just have to do it. And you don't often drink calories. That's actually something I've been fairly good about. I mostly switched to diet Coke.

Very rarely does a regular Coke touch my lips. Okay. Well, here's the thing with that though. It's real easy to go, oh, well I'm drinking diet soda. I can have the extra fries or I can have that. Like you rationalize it, you know? I mean, people can do that. You're so tall.

You got to get from God. You got to lose the weight. I know? I mean, people can do that. You're so tall, you gotta get from God. You gotta lose the weight. I know, I do, I do. I'm gonna join a gym once I get paid. I'm gonna start working on it. That's the, I'm about to turn 22 very soon and year 22 is gonna be the year of shedding all this fucking weight.

I'm ready for it. Okay, you have to promise to the audience. I promise, I promise audience. You have a, you have to promise. To the audience. I promise. I promise audience. You have a, you've got the best chance right now to reset your life expectancy. He can't lose weight. He's 35. You can.

Yeah, you know, you know, Dick, you are right in that, like don't go full bore at the gym. He's like, I'm gonna- Walk a little bit every day. Just walk a couple of miles every day. That's it. Or get on the day. You gotta, you gotta get, Or get on the bicycle. You've gotta get things used to moving and exercise

because you don't wanna like, you don't wanna work yourself right into a knee injury upfront and then not be able to do shit for six months. Cause then guess what's gonna happen? Everything's gonna, Then you're not gonna work out. Then you're not gonna, yeah, you're just gonna feel bad. You're gonna fucking eat. You're gonna, you know, I mean, you're gonna eat to work out. Then you're not going to, yeah. You're just going to feel bad. You're going to fucking eat.

You're going to, you know, I mean, you're going to eat your emotions, right? I'm fucked up. You're going to get, you know, four 10. Then you're like, ah, fuck it. You got to switch to gambling or Jesus or something. Those are better. Yeah.

Better for you. Yeah. I think that's pretty good idea. Okay. So yeah, I'm going to get gym membership as soon as possible. Stop all the door dash, which is the rage. That's the rage. Oh, that All right. So yeah, I'm going to get gym membership as soon as possible. Stop all the door dash, which is the rage. That's the rage. That's right.

Yeah. I've been totally fat people over. The inventors of Door Dash have cursed me. I can at the click of a button, I can summon fried chicken to my door. It's a fucking curse to have that power in my hands. I hate it. I hate that it exists. I'm trapped in an endless loop of door dash and I need it to stop.

So I need all of these companies to collapse right now. I think they kind of are. Because they're applying like minimum wage shit to them. Oh, right. They can't survive with minimum wage rules. Good. Get rid of them. It used to be fat people had to like convince like a really weird skinny pervert to just bring you food.

Right? Okay. You ever seen that, right? You ever see that Dr. No show? Yeah, the feeders. You got to convince like some weird skinny... All these big fat behemoths have like some weird black guy that's like... Doesn't talk to the cameras

yeah twitching tweaking out um okay that's a good one door dash okay all right i'm gonna delete door dash right now yeah you're reading that you're reading the chat chat hammer him make him lose weight don't let him don't let him renege on his promise to us. You have to be healthy. You have to stick around for a while. Alright. That gym membership is coming. It's not the goddamn gym membership! It's the eating and the walking!

You don't need a gym membership to lose weight! I walk to work every day. They get a job that's further away! You gotta do more little stuff! It's not the gym membership! It's not a magic feather! It's in away. You gotta do more little stuff. It's not the fucking gym membership. It's not a magic feather. It's in you. You can do it. You can do it. You have to do it.

Don't work on it. I'm gonna do it. Gonna do it. I feel the power. Feel it. Feel the power. Don't eat the power. This guy wanted to argue about Israel. Do we have time for that?

It's too tall. Maybe next week. I led you on, I'm sorry. It's so late already. Should we do a fat watch and then push mails and get out of here? What do we got here? Just one. Andrew says, I got a quick one for you.

I'm currently in the waiting room at my doctor's office and the receptionist area has a sliding window. The receptionist is so fat that because of her gut, she can't reach to slide open the window. So she has to use a yardstick. Oh, not a ruler, a yardstick. Wonderful, wonderful. Fitness witchcraft, hey, Dick, have you heard about these women hoping witchcraft

will help them not be fat? Let's see How the show gets so long today, ah, you know, we're having a good trailer. Yeah. Okay. Let's see how witchcraft will Okay, she is a huge huge woman She doesn't start sloping in on the camera. Okay. She's a witch. I decided to do something- She's put weird clicks and clacks all over her audio.

Do you hear that? Well, I know, it's a, yeah. To make it more witchy. Yeah. It sounds like vinyl has some script. I love the different backgrounds, so. Put some vinyl on your YouTube. Hey man, you like some get some old retro vinyl on this YouTube. Yeah. Kick back and enjoy the

smooth fat sounds of Bobbi D and her vinyl video witchcraft. Riannon Harvest? Hey, I'm Riannon and if you're new here, I... This is Riannon Harvest? Is that... It's Riannon, right? Like the song? Yeah, I mean, Riannon. I mean, you can pronounce it Riannon. Incorporating witchcraft into my fitness journey.

You know, the fitness journey is something I never thought I would apply. None of those words are what they are. She's gonna fuck. My fitness. Do you know how many fucking brooms she's gonna break? Incorporated. I'm incorporating witchcraft into my fitness journey. Wow, let's see the broom. Home Depot stock is going to shoot through the roof.

Is that a telephone pole? That's my witch broom. Whoa. On the end of it's a thatch hut. African guy walks out of it. That's the witch? Let's see the broom. Whoa! However, after watching Shadow Harvest, I have been inspired to try something new. I always use the craft to gain something outside of myself, but today marks day one of something new and exciting. I'm going to apply my witchcraft to my personal fitness and overall health.

Oh, disclaimer. I'm not saying because I want to change my body that I think you should change yours. Man, you guys really gotta walk on fucking eggshells. Right. Hey everybody. Don't worry, I'm not. I'm not gonna be any healthier. I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not gonna experience

anything better, you know. Guys, my lying about losing weight does no judgment of you, okay? You can continue, you can continue just being fat and not lying about it Me pretending to be a fucking witch. There's not a judgment of you This is just something I need to do for my personal mental and physical health Easy Riley to you got it. You got to get on some witchcraft man. You go buy a broom and some Newt's horns get yourself a witch. It's yourself a witch

You are beautiful the way you are. Also please never do spell work to lose weight. This can be dangerous. What? Bitch what? Please, this is a responsible disclaimer. Please, consult your doctor before starting any exercise program. How can you do witchcraft if you're fat? You're going to eat all the ingredients. Ooh, the eye of Newt. Yeah, give me that. Oh, chicken's foot. Yeah, that's good.

Grill that up. Fry that shit. Oh, some wolf's bane. Yeah, how's that taste? I'm going to put some chicken on that. This can be dangerous. I am crafting my workout around gaining strength, confidence, clarity, focus, and more energy. I'm not doing spell work to lose weight or to lose something.

Doing spell work to lose something can be dangerous when it comes to our bodies. Please be careful and mindful of this. What do you mean something? Like your penis? What else would be losing something on your body? If this is... Blessed be witches. What the fuck? What's wrong with these broads? This be insane. Uh... I guess this isn't like crazier than like Christian shit.

You know, I mean... We're eating the body of Christ. Oh, why? It's just a metaphor. Oh, that's good. What's it a metaphor for? Uh, the Son of God who died on Earth. Oh, why do you do that? To cleanse us of our sins.

Did it work? No. When you put it like that. I mean, it's just as dumb. I know, I know. I am a witch and pagan and I talk about all things magical, mystical and mysterious, the occult, paganism and witchcraft. So if you're into those type things, you're going to love me. And let's get into this video because this is something

really new for me and it's super exciting. I was just recently watching Shadow Harvest, another witchy YouTuber on this channel and I decided that I would like to switch things up in my manifestation. I never really combined a lot of the mundane into my spell work. I kind of always used big picture ideas for very specific goals of like achieving something. Like for example, when I achieved my manifestation of getting a gym membership for an entire year.

Riley! Two! Are you listening? You fuckers! Stop saying a gym membership is gonna change your life. It will not. They're selling fucking granola bars and quench gum at the gym. No shit. And shakes and some muscle milkshakes. You fuckers will just eat that all day. That's so true. That like some of those things are like have so many calories in them. Oh, that was a tough 40 minutes on the bike.

I'm gonna go ahead and grab a couple shakes here if you don't mind. Trust me, you just ate more calories than you burned. That through a scripting technique in my mind. So I never really use an actual spell work where I'm using a candle. I take it back to Christianity. This is more dumber than Christianity.

For something very specific to my health. And I was really inspired when I was watching Shadow Harvest like this week. The bio thing was funny enough. Okay. Okay. All right, everybody. Good luck to you. This has been the Dick Show. Patreon.com slash Dick Show. See you next Tuesday. Whoops. Whoops.

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This might be interesting. Yeah. It's like reverse chronology. I need this guy back. I know. Don't we all? Shit, no. You know what?

You fucking guys in the Discord, you're actually getting me to come around to possums a little bit. I have to. I just saw some... I admit it. I admit it. I think they can look hideous like the fucking devil sometimes, but there are some pictures I've seen that are kind of cute!

Yeah, okay. Man, I have so much shit already for next week. Fuck, man! We wasted so much time today. I don't even know what we were doing. I don't know if we wasted it. It was all wasted. It's destroyed. Well, you know. I had so much time today. I don't even know what we were doing. I don't know if we wasted it. It was all wasted. It's destroyed. Well, you know. I had so much stuff to cover. You know, if you look at it objectively, every day is wasted. The cup is empty.

The cup is, yeah. Completely empty. The water is alive. And the cup is way too big. And it's the, a certain group that... I can't make that joke. Okay. Okay. It sounds like what makes me rage this week is a half marathon stickers on the back of people's cars.

Yeah, you know, like you see someone has a bunch like three or four or five 26.2 stickers and it's like, all right, you know what? Yeah, it know like you see someone has a bunch like three or four or five 26.2 stickers and it's like alright, you know what? Yeah, it's a marathon. You trained your body That's a very difficult thing to do. You've done it multiple times You're kind of being a prick about it. But nevertheless I kept my hat to you, sir But then you see like half marathon One sticker and yeah Half marathon? Half ass. Half ass.

Go fuck yourself. 13.1 sticker and it's like, just fucking get a sticker that says, I got second place in the dick sucking competition. I don't get it. Go fuck yourself. Stolen valor. It is less impressive than a marathon. Like all those guys in the whore picture show, they all had a whole arm blown off, right?

It wasn't a guy with just a finger blown off. Hey, I'm here for the whore picture show, they all had a whole arm blown off, right? It wasn't a guy with just a finger blown off. Okay, I'm here for the whore. Right, right, right. I'm cool too. Yeah, it's like people who are bald versus people who shave their heads. Yeah, I got molested as a kid. I almost got molested as a kid.

Nah, get out of here. It's not the same. I got halfway molested as a kid. Nah, no, no, get out of here. We don't want to hear from you. Oh my gosh. Dude, I'm laughing so hard at the Maddox ripping into Sean about his stay at his house. They're great.

The funniest thing is that it happened. I hope it keeps going. Holy shit. Well, the reviews are great. Go ever happened. I hope it keeps going. Holy shit. Well, the reviews are great. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, it's hilarious. Dude, that guy is such a funny writer. He's writing the Helephant book

that Ethan Van Skyver is drawing. Oh really? Yeah. Wow. And he got hired from... My ripping on Eric Chalai turned into his rewriting Alpha Core and ISOM and stuff as like this funny book. I got hired off of that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at me. Look at all these jobs I'm creating and lives I'm changing. There actually have been a lot of- And ruining also. That's also important. You can't just be creating and helping people. You also have to be destroying enemies. Well, there's always a, you know, yeah, there's always- You have to. Yes.

A lot of people lose sight of the harm that they can cause. This is true. Yeah, you can't just do one, because then other people will be getting good too. You have to help your side and hurt the other side. Right. A rising tide lifts all boats, but drowns a lot of people too. You got to sink the motherfuckers that you don't like that are raising their boats too. Make sure they're in deep water, where they sink in deeper water.

You can't salvage that shit. There's no raising this from this depth. I'm so far ahead of my time. It's really it's really crazy. OK, let's see here. Yeah, that's a good one. So my wife is a teacher. Oh, my, I'm sorry. I'm fucking there. Oh, buddy, buddy.

I'm I my condolences. Oh, all the waking up early. He's always worried about being shot. I don't know why. Mm hmm. My sister in law. Is a cop. Mm-hmm. If you're worried about the sister-in-law.

So my sister-in-law is all fucked up at my house. Uh-oh! And they're like talking about different scenarios. There's an intruder! Bop bop bop bop! Yeah. Well, what was it? That was me.

Damn it. The heat kicked on. Uh... Click. Yeah....of somebody breaking heat kicked on. Uh. Click. Yeah. So somebody breaking into our house. Yeah. And my sister-in-law is telling her to take cover

behind a wall, an interior wall. These scenarios are going over. I'm not a cop, never been in the military. It's the wall made out of wood. But I know that you can punch your fist through drywall. Yeah drywall much less a projectile Traveling at the 1500 feet per second. Yeah or more it was it was just amazing to me You know, I finally heard enough stupid Yeah, and I was like, I mean you could probably shoot through the floor of this house

If you wanted to much less a fucking wall, I couldn't believe it. Yeah, here, go behind this wall, give me the gun. There you go, women cops, women teachers. Well. What have we done? What should I do if I'm being shot at by a female cop in my house? Just hide behind the wall. Just stand right in front of her,

there's no way she hits you. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Yeah, start doing crimes. Because then they can't hit you. Get behind the wall.

Oh, God. Really? Why you. Get behind the wall. Really? Why you guys shoot at the wall then? Well to kill people. Oh. But you should hide behind it? Alright. Dick, hey Sean. Speech took.

Now I was listening to episode 400 where you guys were talking about like you know a lot of rape happens because guys are bigger than women. Yeah. I think that's kind of bullshit because you know I'm a little guy you know and uh on my first day in prison I did the thing that everyone does I went to the biggest baddest guy in the yard and raped him and it went great so uh go fuck yourself. I'm glad that worked for you. How'd you know it was rape? Maybe he was just pretending to fight it off. Mmm. You know? True. Well, whatever. It sounds like he sounds pretty chipper. I mean... Sounds pretty happy about it. Yeah, seems like it worked out for him. Uh... Do what you gotta do in prison, I guess. Just have a good time.

There you are, Dick. Long time listener here. Look, I just wanted to call in and express my gratitude. Your work is America's wingman, your demystification of the dumb bitchy bimbo. It's really probably saved me from celibacy here. Good. As well as some of your little dating tips. Sounds like he's in the mob. But you did inadvertently turn me on the Primus.

So you might as well just fucking throw an ass in my face on the London subway station. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Sean's fault. Fuck you, good night. Sincerely, Jerry, the racist car driver. The racist car driver, not race car driver.

Jerry the racist car driver. The racist car driver. Jerry the race car driver. N-word! Right? No, it's good. You don't want to have anything in common. You don't want to even potentially have anything in common with women and their music. That's why you listen to Primus.

You know. Really obscure. Obsc obscure stuff. Okay. How about oops, oh, here we go. Hey, Dick, hey, Sean. I'm listening to episode 401, and what makes me rage is how you don't know the first fucking thing about how immigration works in this country

and you should stop talking about H1Bs because you sound like a fucking idiot. Oh! What? People cannot just come into the country and like, like, undercut the wages. The Department of Labor has all of these fucking rules in place where people have to be making competitive salaries for their wages. It takes like six fucking months for them to go and do these. And now fees are on the wages to make sure that you pay a competitive. And like, Google and Microsoft, they don't need to fucking get H1Bs to come into the country

to undercut your wages. They just create kind of like offices in India and wherever else. Well, that's certainly true. This idea is so dumb, like, it's not how this is done. Love you guys, bye. More people doing what you do lowers wages. It's not complicated. It doesn't make wages go up.

I don't know how any of the paperwork works. Well, you know the government. Yeah. Are they historically good at paperwork? Well, they're good at creating a lot of it. Yeah, they do a lot of studies that you turn around and go, oh, wow, yeah, turned out, turns out no one was impacted by this H1,

this guy from India who's working here on an H1B. It's totally, totally fine. What about the guy who would have had his job if he wasn't here? Well, I mean, you know, he's working somewhere else because we got all these guys who just arrived here and are taking jobs. It's negligible.

That's a good thing, actually. It's good to have more people sitting around who can think about starting their own thing. That's America. I feel like I'm crazy arguing about immigration. Don't try to start your own thing though, because we're not gonna let that happen. Yeah.

Oh, there's more of people doing what I'm doing? That's bad for me. Right? Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah, like that statement. Yeah. Yeah, right.

Well, there's 100 audio engineers here. Wow. There's 101 now. Well, and there's- Is there any more new jobs? The more people you have, the more likely somebody or a group is going to undercut the industry. This is how it fucking works.

Yeah, I've always said audio is a race to the bottom, sadly, because nobody, there's no solidarity. And yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like, yeah, we'll do it for that. Yeah, it's like you motherfuckers. I don't know why that is. I don't know where we lost you on that one, sir. Okay. Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a rage is when I go home my lunch break and

drink a couple beers, take the ad jock, get myself through the shift, and then... Then you can't get drunk later. I come home and I want to drink some more and I just can't fucking get drunk. Yep! Because I've already come off that first buzz. Yeah. Huh. You know, you just...

I feel like you get drunk and then you sober up, you're not getting drunk again. You're not getting drunk again. It's so fucking frustrating. See ya. It's especially frustrating because you wake up drunk or hung over and you need a couple beers to wipe it out. Right. Then you're like, well fuck, I just sunk myself into sobriety for the rest of the day. Yeah. Great.

That is weird. What else could go wrong? Right. Okay, I think we're, I think we're good. Sweet. Next show, we're gonna uncover all of this stuff. Next week. Yeah, just, right.

All right, goodbye everyone. See ya, thank you. That's hideous. That possum is absolutely hideous. You just, back to my original stance. Yeah. Now she saw possums. I know.

Look what I did. Well, I caught a couple of them. You know, actually I was, they have an incredibly short lifespan. It's actually kind of sad. Oh, how short? Like a couple years. Like a rat? Yeah, a couple years. Maybe like three. Yeah, for a large, for a larger, you know, mammal or larger, you'd think that they would live longer, but they don't. Lucky bastards. All right. Goodbye, everyone. See you. Thank you.