The Dick Show - Episode 403

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

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Wait, what? You know how homosexuals have different types of handkerchiefs in their pockets to signal what kind of fetishes they're into? I mean, I've heard something about that. You know, don't pretend like you don't know about this. That's what I... You've got to be careful with the colors, I would imagine. Yeah.

If you're in LA or some other cities. Yellow is... Piss? Yeah, that you're into piss and off off white is that... You don't do laundry regularly. Yeah. And eggshell means you have AIDS. Eggshell and off white? Yeah. That's splitting hairs, isn't it? This is the color coding system that homosexuals came up with. Any paint swatches recently, but you know. Yeah, off white. Egg shell, off white.

Beige also. Beige. I don't know any other colors like that. That's how I feel when I see phone cases, is that the same. That you're signifying to other gay men. What sort of gay man you are. I see. Not that you just don't want to break your phone.

Do you ever have the screen, you ever put those plastic like screen guards on? No, she does. She does that shit. Yeah, those actually- But then she just leaves a broken screen guard on her phone. Well, I know, and you know what?

She immediately breaks it. Those are not all made equally either. Oh, there's joke ones? Some of them. Like mess up your phone? Yeah, well, I mean that they crack as soon as you drop it. See, I think if I... It's better than your screen, but yeah, but... First of all, I like the danger, you know.

Oh, well, I know. Um... No, I did that with a couple of phones. I never did break a screen. You haven't? I have. I broke this one. No, no, but I have broken many of those screen guards, but again... I'll try one of those. I just know it'll piss me off, because I know I'll feel less connected to it,

and there'll be little tiny microscopic, microscopic imperfections. Bubbles? Yeah, bubbles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, yeah. Or slow, something will be fucked up with it, I don't trust it, and I think I'll be more reckless with the phone if there's a layer of protection. I'll just start throwing it for fun, because I'll be wanting to mess my stuff up.

They made that... Yeah, I'll be like one. I'm going to mess my stuff up. They made that They people argued that in Hockey where they were talking ads will make you know people people wearing either cages or or half shields Yeah, you know on your on your helmets those people committed more like high sticking infractions and stuff like that No, oh turned out to be the opposite well like high sticking infractions and stuff like that. No, turned out to be the opposite. Well, there you go. But yeah, but there is that thought.

I know that one didn't hold water. Not everything is hockey and golf and classic guitars. Right. There's more. What's the fourth thing? Dying as soon as possible. Puzzling is the fourth thing. Puzzling.

I don't know, why is she telling you about the piss story? The piss fiasco. She didn't. Why did she even mention it though? Well, I don't know because- And in such a shitty way, what does my girlfriend say? Oh yeah, so you don't get piss everywhere. Like, why are you bringing up something about piss in front of Sean right away? Piss escapade.

Yeah. You're pisscapade. It's because I have a yellow bandana. It's her fault. It was abuse. She wouldn't pull over for me to pee the second time driving home from the puzzling contest. Wow. I had a couple of road sodas, no big deal. She wouldn't pull over. She had to get home to see the dog.

Yeah. Like, can you pull over again so I can piss? The dog has to piss. The dog doesn't have the option of pulling over. You either can piss in dog has to piss the dog has to dog doesn't have the option I'm feeling over in the car piss in the house Right she's pissing the car so I had to piss in a big gulp. She's like here. You can use this Yeah, I'm not drinking that soda like why would I piss in soda? I'm dumping as I dumped the soda out the window. She's like you're gonna get it all over everybody

Like where do you see when I dumped the piss out the window? Cars it was raining yesterday! Yeah, true, true. Unless somebody's got their window down just enjoying the nice weather. I sure hope no one dumps a bunch of piss out of their car in front of me. Yeah. I'm gonna wait, get in front of this Porsche. I'm gonna dump my piss out. So I'm pissing in the cup, right?

After I dump the soda out. Right.'m pissing in the cup, right, after I dump the soda out. And then she's on me with this, well, you're gonna get piss all over people. I'm like, I know. That's what I'm, that's the point of what I'm doing. That was the biggest reason for me to do this. I'm not gonna sit in the car with piss on it after you tried to get me to piss in a soda. So then I have the mental connection of soda and piss. Yeah, right. Right? Right.

I don't want to think about soda and piss. Yeah, right. Right? Right. I don't want to think about soda and piss. So I'm all careful and I'm dumping the piss out. And it goes, pfft, blows up all over everything. All over everything. Well, all over, like too much piss got on me. So I'm starting to dump it and then a gust hits and it goes, pfft. I'm like, oh shit, oh no.

I didn't do this right. So I'm dumping it out, but then it's all over the car. Oh yeah, all down the side. I was gonna get pissed on someone else's car and I got my car pissed on. You know, you're really lucky that like a back window, were you in the truck or I'm trying to think. I was in her SUV.

Is that four door? It's four door. There could have been a back window down. I checked that first though. Bro, if they're like I found out the hard way. Yeah, that's yeah if you you know Evacuate anything out a side window in the front and the back window is down. I can't believe you did that. It will go right back in there What's the top ten of the things not to evacuate? vomit Right back in there. What's the top ten of the things not to evacuate? Vomit.

Huh? It says... It's all of them. This would be in there. Vomit. Vomit again. Look at this, he vomited again. Oh lordy.

Oh yeah. I can't look at this. It's all fucked up in here. Vito, for some reason. Yeah. Maybe you know that game I have, Vito's Booty? Yes. Where he gets on the scale.

Yeah. And he gets a toy or he smashes a toy. Right. And he gets a toy or he smashes a toy. Right. And he gets a toy or he smashes a toy. Right. Vito for some reason, you know that game I have, Vito's booty? Yes. Where he gets on the scale and he gets a toy or he smashes a toy? Right. For some reason he mailed, he used a pseudonym to mail me a copy of Cuties to put in the box so he could win it. And then he doesn't even take it when he wins it.

That's Cuties? Yeah, it's the French version. French, yeah. Mignones, it's more pornographic than Mignonis. It's more pornographic. The Mignonis. Mignonis. He wouldn't even get... He was treating it like it was plutonium. Like, as soon as it came out, he jumped off camera and just stood off camera. Because he didn't want a shot of him with the...

Yeah! So, I dislodged a camera. He didn't know I could do this. Quick thinking! I said, wait a minute. What? Got him. I nailed that bastard. Got him.

Got him. Gotcha, you bastard with your child pornography. With his dick in his hand. That quickly. Fake name to send in to me. God damn. I don't know why he did that. I don't know.

Just buy the movie if you want to watch Cuties. Don't pose as a different person and send me the movie to win it in a box. That doesn't make any... And then definitely don't forget it here. You're so eager to have it. Don't forget it in my house because then it's going back in the box. He'll learn or he won't.

You're either taking the Cuties or it's going back in the box. Right. What, you know? You got to touch it. We're going to see it. You got to touch it somehow. And I got cameras all over the house.

So I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. And you're gonna have a grainy CCTV video of Vito walking around. Which looks even sleazier. And I'm gonna play it backwards so it's him pulling it out of the trash. Right.

And getting on camera. Yeah. Look at this. Well, we didn't win the puzzling contest. You didn't. That would have been, I would have been... The piss wasn't the worst thing that happened to me that day. ...blown away if you had.

That would have been amazing. Because, I mean, these are some serious puzzlers, right? I mean... I was doing so much lying about it that I think my girlfriend started to believe that we were good. And that we might win. And that, really? Yeah. You know what the problem was?

Either, it was either too much Adderall or not enough Adderall. Wow. I don't know, but I was soaked in sweat and my performance was not markedly improved. Got it. So. I got all the bad. I got all the bad. I got all the drawbacks.

I had a bad trip, as you say, in fourth grade when you're pumped to the gills full of pay attention medicine. Right. I had a bad trip, as you say in fourth grade, when you're pumped to the gills full of pay attention medicine. Right. I had a bad trip. I'm having a bad trip, teacher. Can I? You can't believe they pumped these kids full of this shit? I mean, so... Dude, you're high as fuck!

You're as high on Adderall as you are on Molly. Easily. You're not experiencing euphoria, but it is the same wired fucking... There is no way kids should be on on it it can definitely get you I mean you it's definitely a big dopamine hit so it's that's what they always you know obviously worry about is like that you know people fucking save it up and shit and you know going to do you know just you know adults and stuff like that but they got these kids on man that's you know I don't know like it's kids a puzzle They're gonna be sweating like Ritalin is a little like a little different

But a lot of these a lot of these though also they have the extend release So you don't quite get the you know what I mean like it's it's the it's the acute release stuff that's what I call My is really right right the acute release no the other one Don't call, the acute release. No, the other one. Shit, I waited too long. I don't call my dick acute release, Sean. Don't start with that. Don't start telling people that. You really should. You really should.

You guys know what to do. Don't clip that. You guys know what to do. There's a picture of me dominating that somebody grabbed. So I told people to go raid the live stream of the puzzling competition. Where is the puzzling competition? San Diego. Oh okay. We're in like a couple bad mistakes. They didn't tell us at the Hilton or something.

I don't know some shitty hotel right off the freeway. They didn't tell us at least in big enough words that there was gonna be free lunch. So we had to wolf down spicy chicken, fast food, spicy chicken Wendy's and fries. I would never get the fries, but the girlfriend gets fries and I'm like, well, I'm not gonna be emasculated here by borrowing a piece of her fries. I'm gonna eat her fries and that's annoying, so I'm gonna get my own fries. Thinking of other people always always unlike someone who wouldn't pull over so I could go to the bathroom a second time. And you're all hopped up on Adderall and that fucking fast food? It's fucking dangerous combination. I had to shit for an hour and a half during this puzzle. I'm like I'm sweating because I'm

clenching my sphincter like I'm going through a gay bath house Yeah Look at this peak performance. You ever see someone sort puzzling puzzles like this? They're both hands out like a retarded person. It's a great shot. Pretty sure there's a some of these go together. Maybe it's this one. That is a great shot. So the whole chat was bunnies the entire time. People the people, the puzzle people are like, what the fuck is all this bunnies happening? Yeah, yeah.

And they're all using- Who is this guy? You know, they keep saying, go back to that guy. Those two Mexicans. He looked like Zach Galifianak is putting a puzzle together. Oh, come on. Come on. He was just saying I look fat too.

I do not look fat. It's the angle that they shot me in. That's what look fat. It's the angle that they shot me in. It's the angle. It's the angle and my face looks fat because of the hamburger I was just eating and the fries. And the intense look of concentration. That's the adderall. It's panic. Yeah.

And panic from about to poop. Pooping. I believe you. I didn't want to be the guy at the puzzling festival that- Who shit the- Who shit in the only bathroom next to the entire convention center and it just reeks of drugs and hamburgers. Everyone's talking about it, you know?

That guy just, that guy shit right outside the puzzling competition and it reeked of shit the whole time. And we know who it was. It was obviously that guy. Even though there was a fucking bum. There's a guy who was like a, he looked like a bum and stank like a bum. Obviously that guy. The guy sweating on Adderall. There's a guy who is like a... He looked like a bum and stank like a bum. Oh my God.

In the competition? Yeah. I thought it was a homeless guy going in to use the bathroom. Yeah. But then I smelled this incredible stink and it was the guy waiting to register to do the puzzles. And I was like, man, should I say something to this guy for these poor ladies? But then I realized what have women ever done for me? Nothing.

I'm not, you know, I'm not risking a confrontation. Right. With a homeless guy. Mm-hmm. Maybe he's a super genius too. I don't want that. He might be. He might declare revenge on himself. He also might be on Adderall. Oh, he was, he should be.

Yeah, probably. Shower Adderall. So we start doing the puzzling and I'm facing away from the people. Yeah. 80's Girl is facing the convention center, we're on the edge. Right. She's like looking in at the 200 people puzzling and I'm looking at just a wall. Right.

Looking at the spectators who were talking about their vacations the whole time, which is driving me fucking insane on Adderall, you know. Which I shouldn't have done. So I'm thinking, man, we're cooking. me fucking insane on Adderall, you know? Which I shouldn't have done. Um... So I'm thinking, man, we're cooking. We're blazing, we're fucking nailing this puzzle, right? Because you can't see the world for what it is. I can't see behind us, right? People are clapping like, oh yeah, I'm done!

Woo! And I'm like, okay, that's like the second or third clap. We gotta be fucking jamming on this puzzle, man. We're gonna fucking qualify. I'm believing my own bullshit. Oh, this is qualifying. Yeah, you gotta get under 50. You gotta get under 50th place.

Is it a national? There's a hundred. Is it a national puzzling championship? Nationals, and it's the US, so basically global. I mean, that's a- This is basically the global puzzling championships. It's a fucking huge amount of people. It's a huge amount. It's an honor to be a nominated It's an honor to be honored to be and it's not honored to have been entered right by myself. Yes

So already I'm a winner. Yeah, that's what the ladies are saying even if you were the last winner Well So we're cooking through this puzzle. Yeah. Wham, wham, dogs, doing dogs, boom, teamwork. I'm being positive. What's the puzzle? A lady getting fucked by a dog. Oh, okay.

It's weird. Yeah. It's like, what the hell is this? If you, yeah, all right. And they show you a- It's right after. It's a bunch of dogs sitting on a couch after they had fucked a woman in the other room. They're smoking.

You couldn't see that part. It's the updated version dogs sitting on a couch after they had fucked a woman in the other room. They're smoking. You couldn't see that part. It's the updated version of the dogs playing poker. You know, with the cigars and the... Yeah. Cigars in the Adderall and that kind of stuff. Yeah, you couldn't see that stuff though. But it was implied. We knew what this was.

So I'm... We're pounding through this puzzle, right? Through all the commotion and the hubbub. And I'm being weirdly supportive which I never am Yeah, honey. You can do this. It also can be the adderall that was probably the drugs talking there That's the little dopamine everything's everything's a little more positive So I go here. Let me play this video. Did I post this video of us winning? Finishing our puzzle.

You turned around and you saw that the room was empty. Yeah. Oh shit, do I not have the whole video? So we're, look at this happy puzzler. What are you wearing? Just a cool tracksuit. Are those tigers? Yeah, those are tigers tracksuit. We're matching.

So we're done with the puzzle. Put the last piece in and go, Whoa, gotta push your hands up. Whoa, done. And the proctor- There's a guy sweeping in the back. Spattering of applause. That's not a lot of applause.

And the woman comes up and she goes, Oh, you're missing a piece. And I said, the puzzle's fucking missing a piece. She goes, well, why don't you check the floor? And I said, it's not on the floor. I swore that I would not, because I've done this at home, leave a puzzle piece in the bag. And then we're looking for it.

And it's like, oh, I left a puzzle piece in the bag. So I swore to God and myself and my girlfriend that I would not do that at the puzzling event. So I said, lady, I made all these commitments and promises to not do what you're suggesting that I did. This puzzle is missing a fucking piece. Send it back to the factory. I don't know what you have to do, but it's not my fault. I'm not looking on the floor and she goes, okay, I'm deducting 10 seconds. And I'm thinking 10 seconds? What if that knocks us out of the running?

Yeah, that gets serious then. I'm like oh okay fine fine we'll take I'll look on the floor. Can you deduct 10 seconds and I do none of the puzzle? What's my time then? Yeah disqualified so I said fine I'll look and I look on the floor. It was in the bag I left it in the bag. Can I get the 10 seconds back? No no actually 10 seconds would be quicker. It was 11 seconds, yeah. So I said, fine, okay, fine. We'll take the penalty. At least let's see how we and I turn around.

Fucking nobody. Really? We were 89th place. Out of, do you know how many? Out of 89. No. No, out of 100. Oh, really?

Out of 100 in the world though. So we're 89th in the world at puzzling. Yeah, I don't think that works out. Well, did you get a time? No, I was so fast that it was zero. You're higher than a hundred then. I definitely would not have gotten as high as 89th. I can't remember the last time I did a puzzle.

You would have left a ton of pieces in the bag. You would have gotten pieces all over. I would have rage quit. Like I would have rate these piece. No rage quit like you know like Yeah, how long? To the only two teams on the planet that are worse at puzzling than us I was very left and right yeah, so I'm like well these fucking dummies are still here turn around you mean It was just us three yeah left doing this whole thing And you still fucking had the gall to penalize me

In the seconds you fucking bitch in the special corner turn the bunnies into n words in the chat. I'm outraged by this What they had done that anyway, it's like guys come on You fucking idiots don't do me Don't do n words in their chat no and they don't know what they don't know what these guys are like, so they're negotiating with you guys Don't stop that. I'll ban you just ban them Don't announce that you're gonna ban them just ban them. You know what this yeah Threaten them how it works all right did I honey can you grab my papers that did I get them? Where the hell are my business? Hell is everything oh is everything? Oh wait, I got them. I got them. Alright, now let's start the show.

It's next to the puzzle piece. And then I got the piss all over me. Because someone wouldn't pull over so I could go to the bathroom on the side of the road. Like a human. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You want to eat nothing you need it you got it. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E Hey, the $20 million man joining me as always is world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer Hello dick if you sent yourself child pornography in the mail when you take it home Why would you leave it? You know as it's a long con right because you know what the child pornography on your record the cuties movie So you got a poet get a fake identity send it into yourself at a long-running show bit

I guess seems like a lot of forget it so you're forced to take it. That's what you don't want to look too eager Right. Yeah, what's the end game want to look too eager. Right? Yeah. What's the end game? I'm trying to figure this guy out. Trying to figure this veto guy out. I don't know. What's the deal, huh? I don't know.

What's the deal, huh? I just, it's funny when he smashes things. Only one toy has been smashed so far. And it was a... It was a mother's milk. Yeah. Which he has like six of, right? Yeah.

And I got six more in the closet. I'm sure you do. It's become a hot selling item on Amazon. Seems like it. There's only one left at stock. Phenomenal. He's just not gonna, you know, it's gonna take him a while to figure out that like there's the rules are gonna constantly change.

Like that's. My nephew calls me, hey, have you been smashing that guy's toys? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I got a good one. I have, yeah. Got him. Got him. You've been smashing that guy's toys.

Oh man, it's been a bodily fluids and all that kind of shit. I got shit on this morning, how about you? You got shit on? I got shit on this morning. What do you mean? You stepped in shit or you got shit on? Well, I got shit on. I got residual shit.

Residual shit. Yeah, I... Oh, a residual shitting. Yesterday... Was it dog shit or you got shit on? Well, I got shit on. I got residual shit. Residual shit. Yeah. Oh, a residual shitting. Yesterday- Was it dog shit or human shit? Well, we gave the dog a long overdue bath yesterday, right? So she's nice and clean and soft. Oh, it's great.

Yeah, you gotta really, you know, she's got real shortish- You gotta get those glands. Very, very thick, very thick fur. It takes a long time and it comes, your hands are covered in dog hair and you're cleaning out the shower for an hour in the bathroom, you blow dry the goddamn dog.

You've got to remove everything from the bathroom because the hair gets air boy. It literally gets head height all over the fucking walls. You got to move your girlfriend's CVS store out of the bathroom momentarily. This is true. You definitely do. So take the dog out for a bathroom. Right. Momentarily. This is true. Yeah. You definitely do. So take the dog out for a walk this morning.

We're walking down the sidewalk and all of a sudden, I guess from the power line up above, a fucking massive crow shits right on the dog and splatters all over my legs. That's a lot of shit, pterodactyl shit. The fucking, yesterday the dog had a bath. Crow shit on your dog and it splattered on you? It was all white and yellow, yeah.

Right off her back and splattered right all over my fucking legs. I was like, mother fuck. What did the dog do? Any other, she didn't even fucking really notice. She was like, huh? Kind of looked around for a minute. I saw this ad. God damn it.

I saw this fucking ad for a, it was like a dog collar And the selling point was that you put their poop in a bag and then why carry the poop around with them Do it you've put the poop on the dog right like well, and then they show it working and the dogs like I just tried to get away from that you can tell that I was like like, I don't want that. Get the fuck away from me. That's the cut that they used. That's weird. Well, that's too bad.

Yeah, but you know, she's clean-ish, I guess. Now you gotta do it all over. Nah, I mean, I got it off. It was fucking, come on, like, what are the... You know, right there, it wasn't even like flying over I don't know it was just it was fucking sitting there as soon as I look up it takes off it probably did it on purpose the crows have smart yeah I mean they know oh they yeah they conspired you know they have memories and stuff they get the word out this guy go shit on that guy's dog

yeah and prick yeah yeah you see that movie madam web web no well I watched it Yeah. Um... You know, you see that movie, Madam Webb? No. I watched it on accident. Just put something on in the background. What is it? Like a recent movie or...? Yeah, recent movie. Sydney Sweeney was in it. You know, she was doing... Her tits were doing this big publicity tour. She was going on everything, talking about her tits,

looking at my tits, not wearing, you know, wearing revealing clothing and these sorts of things. Guys are talking about how big her tits are, how they're making them go goo goo gaga on their brain, you know? What they would do with their tits, if they had those tits, these sorts of things. Weeks of this shit, right? Weeks of this titillating, you know, sexualization. Weeks of it pounding you over the head with her fucking tits.

So I load this movie up like thinking, oh, okay, at least we'll get to see her tits somehow. Mm-hmm. And they got her playing a little girl, a teenage girl in high school. And I'm like, what the fuck? What is this, a pedophile? How have they been talking about her tits for weeks?

Wait, who else is in this? Plays a girl in high school. I don't know. a bunch of other ladies. It was total dog shit, but it was very uncomfortable having witnessed weeks of conversations circling around her tits to go fire up the movie she's promoting and she's playing a fucking teenage girl, an underage girl. It's like, well, what am I supposed to do with my erection? Pretend I'm jacking off to the adult woman in this movie that's not attractive?

What am I supposed to do here, guys? You better quickly, quickly put on cuties. I mean, what's the difference? You know? You got me all jazzed up to see some Sydney Sweeney's tits in this, in some kind of spider outfit, which doesn't happen. Spider outfit? Yeah, she looks, she looks like she has Down syndrome with the eyes cut out of the Spider-Man outfit. Oh boy. It's like, oh man, your face is too fucked up for this...

Spider-Man outfit. Huh. But why the fuck are you playing a teenage girl? Hey guys, check my tits out, and go see me in this new movie where I play a girl who might be 15 or 14. Whoa whoa whoa what? How about at least a throwaway line in the movie ever since I turned 18. And I'm like come on, give me something here. This is basic stuff guys. That's true. Kind of sick of her ass. Her and Harley Quinn. I'm tired of seeing Harley Quinn all the time. Oh really?

Aren't you? Oh she's good at it. Fucking sick of this character. She's everywhere. Fucking done. Yeah. You'll be back. Nah, I'm not even going to see Joker 2.

I'm not even going to. No. Unless there's some kind of shooting or something. You know? Maybe I'll check it out then. I'll see it. If violence gets inspired from it, then I'll see it out then I'll see you kind of violence gets expired inspired from it Then I'll see it gotcha, but otherwise no

Let's see guns guns for illegals, I'm very disappointed in a lot of you out there this week Turns out that conservatives don't really believe some of the stuff they've been saying Like the whole Constitution being a limiter of government. Turns out they didn't really believe that, John. Mmm. Well, I mean, you know, it depends on, depends on whether it's on their side or not or... Yeah. Somebody said...

And that goes for anybody. Court said, yeah, legal aliens can have guns. How's that? Obviously they can. Well, I mean... Because, you know, it's a human being Of course, they could have a fucking gun. I could print one at home, right? Of course, you could have a fucking gun. Of course you could have a gun

God gave us the right to have guns not the government you fucking idiots. Did you forget that part? Of course, everyone can have a gun everywhere in the world. It's a very important invention I'm behind in the in the gun collecting then you get some I was waiting for the guy All I had to do was ask God. Yes They're giving him away at church. I really I Attendance is down. I haven't yeah, I just really I've been meaning to talk to that guy It's been a while like, you know, you're gonna I'll call, I'll hit that guy up with a taxi. Next thing you know you gotta call your mom too though.

No I don't. Nah, that's it. Uh, yeah. She knows where I am. Yeah, go ask God. He'll get you hooked up with a gun. Really? These motherfuckers, I can't believe it.

They're like, illegals have guns. Yeah, they should have guns. Everyone should have them. Did you guys forget that part? It's not it's not a it's not a It's not something that was ever on the table it's not something that should ever be on the to everybody felons Yeah, everybody. So it's just a misconception. Yeah, there's their self-limiting It's an inalienable right from God? That doesn't mean the government gave you the right, it means you had it to begin with! The Constitution's supposed to stop the government from taking your shit!

Not let you have it! It's yours! You make whatever guns you want, sell them to whomever you want on the fucking earth! That's your right to do it! It's supposed to be! You idiots! Can't give these illegals guns. Next thing you know, they'll be hurting people. Huh! Where have I heard that argument before?

You know, that's the argument they say about you, right? You understand that everything you're saying about these guys, they're saying it about you. You can't walk that one back! Can't let these illegals have guns. They're gonna do something bad. Have fun guys. Have fun arguing your way out of that one now.

We gotta stop them. Make it illegal. Oh, what about legalize- what about making drugs illegal? Well, that's not gonna stop. You know, people get them anyway. Oh, okay. Is that how that works? You guys forgot. making drugs illegal well that's not gonna stop you know people get them anyway oh okay is that how that works you guys forgot forgot what side you're on and i'm very disappointed have you seen the squatting happening squatting as in like property squatting yeah uh no but i mean i can talk manual certainly can certainly imagine you can imagine well

Yeah, I mean with you know their price of you know fucking renting this guy's this homeless guy's tent burned down. Yeah, he's a real asshole. Yeah Under the freeway, you know, you got it. You ever go that way to get back on the freeway go in the Yeah, yeah, yeah over the one. I it the 118? No, no, no. What's that? The two? The two, yeah. Oh man, this guy's a real cocksucker.

He'd always yell at people at lights, threaten them, you know, menacing them. Oh really? These sorts of things. I drove by the other day, all this whole tent, the tent shaped burnout on the wall. All this shit's gone. I was like, oh man, fuck you.

Good, fucking deserved it, asshole. Yeah, we've had guys on, in like North Hollywood. It's been, they've been camping outside of the studio, which is like a secure lot and everything like that. But it's like, right, clients come over, you've got these fucking, keep coming back. So the city keeps coming out and just taking their shit and throwing it in a dumpster.

Like throwing it in their dumpster. Like where it's like, yeah, well, it's like, if their shit's not there, then it's like, and people keep coming back because there was a business across the street that went out of business that was like a big tent city in a giant parking lot. And I think it's like, that's the overflow.

That's the overflow homeless parking lot. So we get people. Oh yeah, yeah. The first one, the overflow church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, that's what's been going on just the last couple of months. So there's, you know, it's like,

even if you went down the street a little bit, like in front of some other apartment buildings, but like, we can't let you stay when clients get out. And buzz in the gate, right? Like it's like, hey, it's, you know, blah, blah, blah. For them, you know, it's like, yeah. People are, you know, like, they're probably not gonna do shit.

They're probably all fucked, but it's like, do you really want to be a client who gets out and there's like a homeless guy, like fucking laying right next to the phone. No, they're getting crazier too, the homeless people. So it's more drugs. Yeah, they're doing a lot more drugs. And when there's more, they start getting wilder too.

I guess, well they're all whipped up into a... When one guy's homeless, he might pretend to read a book. When there's 50 homeless, oh man, they start getting real squirrely. Exactly. So you need a gun. Even if you're an illegal alien, you need a fucking gun. Honestly, I'm just shocked seeing it. Well, of course, why would you want them to have a gun? What do you mean? That's not the point. The point is that everyone can have whatever they want. you guys fucking forget

You forgot that cuz you don't like immigrants. I understand but fucking stop Not for it either cuz it's too expensive guns for everyone guns for everyone everyone Here's a homeowner getting arrested. Yeah, cuz she tried to evict some squatters. Oh, she really? Yeah. For being in my own home. Del, you're getting arrested right now? For being arrested. For what? For being in my own home.

Del, you're getting arrested. Oh, look at this. Look at this look on this cops. Oh, man. Imagine getting arrested for trying to kick out squatters and this is the cop, this brute they send over, this giant black behemoth Giant black lesbian they send over to arrest you're huge, huh? Oh man

Force to hand over her. Oh, you're getting arrested right now. What me? For what so like I'm commandeering this dough. You're getting arrested on behalf of the people. So this, the way that this is framed and I don't know. The size of this one. So this is the homeowner forced to hand over her home to a squatter. Can she even reach her gun? Yeah. They need special fat people holsters.

Yeah. You know? I know there's all kinds of rules about evicting tenants and stuff like that. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's there definitely there has been for a long time. I mean, it's it's state to state I think like where it's like it there's there are ways you can expedite it I understand, but I don't know I've never had to evict anyone. Yeah, so, you know Fun crazy good stuff

Okay, let's see what else I got here Oh, yeah that Denver's asking people to rent to illegals to give up their houses for illegal aliens. Oh boy. Only if you bring a gun. Okay, here. Black people are allowed to take Advil now. This is interesting. are allowed to take Advil now this is interesting Allowed to take oh you mean like like take Advil

Yeah, consume it their mouths. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've just um Three and four there's the ad and the Advil painted their sign their whole thing black I, do black people like things that are painted black? Pain equity. Looks like a strip club now. Three and four black people are suffering, suffering from pain believe, oh, from pain believe there is a bias in how pain is treated.

Like we don't, we believe the white person, the black person is just being a pain in the ass. So it's, it's just like hey Advil, you know, we we believe your pain's real definitely by Advil These fuck these other fucking crack-a-ass IV proven they don't believe you. Yeah, we do believe you right people Black people and we had a great amount of pain. Yeah Exactly no, no this highfalutin- We see the menophen. How we throw in one free pill of reparations for every bottle of black people Advil. How come they didn't make like a black case for the Advil?

How come it's only a black stand? Believe, yeah, it really is just- How fucking retarded do you think black people are, Advil? Oh, they- they- everybody with something to sell thinks we're all fucking retarded. I guess we are retarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Maybe there is a black person walking around who's like, Who's fucking- that fucking IB- that fucking Motrin IB, they don't- they never believe me.

Yeah. I need a pain relief medicine that speaks to me. With a display in the store. Are you still putting cotton in the top? Are you? Because that's... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know man, that's it's all slacktivism till they remove that. Is it extra cotton or less cotton? I don't know. I don't even, I actually can't remember the last time I...

Is it dye in black? So it's like a fro? Can't remember the last time I opened a bottle, so I don't even know if that's in there anymore, but I don't know. I have a very recent memory of opening that. Maybe someone should address that. I don't even know what it's supposed to do. Keep it from shaking around too much?

Yeah. Because it's not, it's because you can put in like a, what do you call it, like a desiccant or say those little like, you know. Yeah, people eat those though, cause they're retarded. What am I talking about? Are people retarded? They're eating fucking Tide Pods. Of course they're retarded.

But I always wondered like, why is it just to keep it from shifting around and making so much fucking noise? The cotton in the tongue? So they don't break. So the pills don't break. Really? I think so.

I don't know. What else would it be for? Don't know. It's not for noise. They still make a little bit of noise. Oh, yeah, they do they just they just you know There's a fit in there a little bit tighter, but pain equity occurs when everyone can reach their full health potential. What the fuck? Fuck does that mean so it's like they're looking at the pace. Yes This with black people are like no who what black people did did they focus test this with black people? I don't fucking know. What black people did they focus us this with? We commit to inspire... that is a woman coded message if I've ever... we commit to inspire

change. So not really doing anything. To inspire... By elevating stories and providing education. Elevating stories? What? Yeah, stories. What the fuck? Together we will address pain bias at the source. I've seen some commercials lately about sickle cell and stuff and like where it's like- Oh really?

Well yeah, where like it's, they put it like, where it's like people don't believe, it's like just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not real Like it's like because they don't believe it well, but but who? Like I mean doctors don't believe shit like I mean just well no but I mean I sickle cells of a well-known thing It's like it. Yeah, it causes pain like I don't know anybody who's like Who's like sickle cell? Yeah? No, it's it doesn't yeah there's no symptoms to that it's just shit's in the wrong shape and fucking clogs up and she's like yeah of

course I don't know I don't get the PR push yeah yeah yeah did you see that Willy Wonka experience that the guy made no what did you see that Willy Wonka experience that the guy made? No, what? Did you see that? You didn't see that at all? No, I mean I've seen some trailers and shit for Willy Wonka. This idiot rented like a warehouse and made the crappiest Willy. This was part of his Willy Wonka experience. What the fuck? Dude. Like he used AI to make a bunch of like Willy Wonka looking advertisements

and then people showed up and it was just an empty warehouse with like with shit like this. Like beakers and shit in it. Yeah, so this lady is making chocolate and... Really? Let me find any... see if I can find some more pictures. People paid for this shit? Yeah. He said it ruined his life because everyone was laughing about it on the internet. Well...

Let me find it. it on the internet. Well, it's... Let me find it. This is the guy. Here's one of the... Oh my god, what is it? See what it was? It was just like a bunch of shit in a warehouse. And everyone was making fun of it.

Let me try to find more of it. Willy Wonka experience. And then I'll read what he said of it. Let me try to find more of it. Willy Wonka experience and then I'll read what he said about it. Is he just like a super fan and just... He's just a con artist like a British con artist, you know, like snatch level. Let's make a quick buck. Here's, I mean, I think, I don't know. Dang it. Or he doesn't have anyone in his life to, I mean, I think, I don't know. Dang it. Or he doesn't have anyone in his life to, you know, tell him that this is a bad idea or that like, he's not like, he didn't do this well.

Don't scam people, man. That's a, what you're doing sucks. Well, it's like, I mean, maybe it's, you know, Eric July type of thing where it's. Yeah, he's fucking scamming people. But I mean, like... I mean I... You think he thinks he's doing something good? Well that trailer...

Dog shit. Dude, I've been thinking about that all week. Hahahaha! Huh. Am I that bad? How did that happen? Could that happen to anybody? I mean like I said it's like he doesn't have

any real friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so in the truth, you know, in the truth, cause people, you know, obviously, you know, they deliver the truth in using many different methods. Some are a little nicer than others. The internet is not generally known for breaking the news, you know, kindly. But it doesn't change the fact that, like,

I think he had no idea just how bad that thing is. And he's probably still hanging on to, well, they're just fucking haters. They're just fucking haters. It's like, of course, because that's what you do. That's like a defense, right? But it's like, but objectively, it is a fucking, it's ones across the board on a scale.

It's just so... Here's some pictures of the Willy Wonka thing. You know, Vito brought up something interesting about the Yaira trailer. Yeah. Is that when you make a... What accent was she supposed to be doing? Icelandic. No, I love that girl who just kept saying... Poor girl.

No, the girl who was asking the questions on the panel or whatever. Star Wars girl? Yeah, she was just fucking... Oh man, that was mean. I don't even know if she knew how much she was shitting on him. Yeah, she does. Does she? Yeah.

Because Eric's talking shit about all of her friends too. Ah. I'm trying to find the one of the- Has she done that accent before? Because I couldn't understand anything. This was the bad guy in the Willy Wonka thing for kids. It's like David Bowie, metal faced. Oh, it's metal faced.

Gene Simmons looking, played by this poor lady. Oh boy. Stream finished. Yeah, let me find what I was reading. Here we go. Well, Vito said, and he's right, about the Yira trailer, that when you make a shitty comic,

people don't, first of all, people don't read it. And secondly, they don't know if it's good or bad. Because it might be their first comic. Like, they're like, okay, well, I mean, I don't know. How are you supposed to feel after you read a comic? You know, most people don't know. How are you supposed to feel after you read a comic? You know, most people don't know. They, right?

I guess, I mean, you should feel, I, you should feel like you're doing it because- Would you know for certain if a comic that you read was good or bad? I only relate to the story. Okay. That's all, if I- Most people just can't tell. They're like, I don't know,

maybe that's how it's supposed to be. Story, story is everything to me. Everything supports a story. If it's, you know, you can take away from it, but no amount of, of, of, sprinkles and pixie dust and shit can save a piss poor story. Contrary wise, a trailer, everybody,

everybody on earth has seen a trailer, a movie trailer, and knows instantly if it's dog shit or not. Everybody can watch a movie, cause they have done so their whole lives, passive, right? They know a good one versus a bad one. They definitely know a dog shit one. And that's multiplied by a thousand times for a trailer.

Because everybody watches trailers all day, like dog shit, dog, right? Great, awesome, woo, dog shit. Everybody knows that it's supposed to put the feature in the best possible light. It is the ultimate sell. It's like, even if 139 minutes is dog shit, that one minute out of that movie... You guys couldn't find one minute of this and you made it four in the trailer! I still don't know why all that blue goo

shot out of that girl's mouth. Just cut to it, she's like, ah, and a bunch of blue goo shot into space. Right, into space. What the fuck was that? He says, this is the guy that made the Willy Wonka thing. I have lost all my friends. I lost the love of my life.

I was made out to be the face of all evil. All evil? That seems a little... Okay, buddy. He got teased a little bit on mine. Dramatic, yeah. And genuinely, that's really not the case. Well, I don't... Yeah, I think that's probably accurate. You're not the... You're not the face of all evil. No, probably not. You just made a crappy thing and charged people money for it. He received hundreds and hundreds... hate messages and has been dubbed Willie Wanker. Well, you know, if you're bad at something, don't do it.

Don't try to do it. Otherwise, that's on you. Well, I'm going to put on this event. Oh, are you good at that? No. Well, don't do it. Look, that's and that's you don't have the right to just do anything You want and and everyone you get a bunch of praise well, no get made fun of especially now like yeah There's no if you're doing every if your life's online. There is no Local scene to hone your craft Yeah

You know what I mean old version of like wasting people's time and getting their money and that being the end is over because now People who see it will you will make content out of you. That is the, this is a new paradigm. There's a new dimensionality to scams now where you are content for people. George, there's no fucking, yeah. Yeah, there's a, it's, you're, you're coming up fucking, you're first at bat in baseball is facing Nolan Ryan.

Good fucking luck. Yeah, like, I just wanted to scam some people out of money. What's the big deal? Well, I didn't do it on purpose. Well, then you are, then you suck. It's even worse. Don't you get it? Practice, practice at whatever scam you're bringing. He said, despite claiming to only use AI for spell checking, the wonka scribs.

AI doesn't do spell checking, you fucking liar. So he just had AI write everything and then it was just, you know, okay. It's been uncovered that he published 16 AI generated books last summer. Prolific. Prolific scam artists, Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm gonna roll me some books and put them on Amazon Make a quick buck wouldn't we? Oh, he Turkish So they pulled up his whole history of

Trying to make a quick it ruined my life. Yeah Let's say you love of my life left me. Yeah, what huh? Because of the Willy Wonka thing That's a bit odd she found out he didn't write her 16 favorite books, I guess yeah, probably This is a this is a this is an interesting headline. Oh, yeah This is an interesting headline. Oh yeah, good. Ah. Opinion.

The Globe and Mail? Is this a communist newspaper or something? I don't know. Excessive free speech. Everybody, yeah. What's the Globe and Mail? Is that Canadian? Probably.

Let's see where the website goes. It's not a Maple's some is it is that Canadian? Probably the website. It's not a it's not a maple leaf is it no Public affairs. I don't know. I don't know if these globe and there's so many fucking It's got to be Canada is it was that is that a maple leaf up there the wall on Canada, too There's a lot of drugs come in through Canada It's trying Canadians come in from Canada. That's the problem. You can't let this shit. No, no, no, no, no Usually pretty nice. It's not a time for can't let this shit... No, no, no, no, no. Usually pretty nice. It's not a time for niceness. Niceness comes at a great cost.

And we're paying it right now. Excessive free speech is a greeting bound for more Trumps. Excessive free speech. You've had enough free speech. You've had quite a bit. That's a bit much there. Even the hardcore free speech advocates will rally against it though when the... Everybody box, eventually.

Everybody's got a price, man. It depends on what it is. Depends on what it is. Should the illegals be allowed to have free speech? Or is that also no? Or is it just the gun thing? Am I allowed to sell a gun to an illegal or is that a crime?

Right? You? Everything's a crime. Yeah. If a cop sees me having a gun, is he allowed to stop me and say, hey, are you an illegal alien? Cause that's, I don't want that. Right.

Why don't you guys fucking think about anything before, if you're siding with the government, you are fucking up, okay? You are, if you're trying to take somebody's stuff, you fucked up. You're in the wrong position if you're trying to take other people's things! You fucked up somehow, and you're thinking, go back, do it again!

Figure it out, use the AI that this guy's got! Show your work. Show your work on how you got here! Fucking stop! Which by the way, you don't have any guys to do that. You don't run, you are not running the government or the police. They are. So this fantasy that you have

that you're going to go around confiscating illegal aliens guns is not happening. They're taking your houses what's happening. It's not because they have guns. Because you don't. Um, there was a good bit of news about the future of public discourse this week. The United States Supreme Court, even though stacked with right wingers, sounded like it was ready to give the Biden administration the go-ahead to try to persuade social media platforms not to put content promoting nonsense about the presidential election. Oh, man. Oh, man. So he's arguing for the government influencing social media companies to take shit down.

Yeah, sure. And that's going to be an ongoing thing for the rest of our lives, right? You know, it's because the drinking age is 21 that we can never have another revolution. Civil War. Civil War was because guys were drinking at 14. That's how revolutions happen. At the bar. When young guys who don't give a fuck, I'm not starting any fucking revolutions. I got a fucking house and puzzling championships, okay? I got a dog. But when I was 18? 19?

Ooh, I'm kicking back. You know what? 3% tags. It's a little high. Let me see how it feels after another beer. Whoa, I'm gonna kill someone. Way out of line. All we have to do is the three of us? We just gotta go kill that guy. It's only a few years separate like, I'm gonna do it. Enslavement and total freedom. We gotta get that drinking age down to 10. If you guys wanna see some changes in government and stop letting these fucking assholes live

in your house for free, getting arrested, drinking age, 10. It'll be solved overnight. Right. Fifth graders are fucking- Fifth graders will storm the fucking government. Brutal. They are.

You can't stop them all. Oh man, they are. I gotta, you know, living with a teacher, I hear stories about kids learning about things like taxes for the first time. Like that kid needs an AK-47 and some malt liquor. That will be solved. Why do you think it works so well in Africa?

All those motherfuckers, you think they're using child soldiers for fun? It's because they're so fucking effective. That's why. Vicious. Vicious. They don't give a fuck. They think it's funny. Right.

Guys are trying to tax your bubble gum. What the fuck? That guy stole your Pokemon card. Called your mom fat and your bubble gum. What the fuck? That guy stole your Pokemon card, called your mom fat, and your dad gay. What the fuck? Tell me that... Turn them loose. Tell me something like that. I don't care. Turn them loose.

I don't give a shit about that. Uh, the states of Missouri and... Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. Blah, blah, blah. Stop people from talking. I know, I know. Everybody just shut the f***. Can't have all this excessive free speech. Stop it. Stop talking. Something good might happen.

Compared to, you know. Let's see here. Got, uh, you want to see a WNBA player? Sure. But you want to see a WNBA player? Sure. Here you go. That's what they're rocking ever at the WNBA. I don't know why they can't sell tickets for this. Is there a, is there an NBA player that's this size? Maybe Charles Barkley in the 70s. Look at the size of this.

Why does she have this magical tape ring on her knee? What is that? Is that a tagging system? Her name's Audi Audi crooks like is that real like the car? Yeah, she doesn't make a model this big Audi's in oh God sports car. This is more like a Tank it's like a cyber truck. Damn, man. Yeah, that's uh...

Is this for like fat little girls to look up to and see their representation? She's wearing... that's a college, uh... Oh, she's going... future NBA player. Well, I don't know. I don't know how good she is. What is this ring on her? I don't know. It's like that kinesio tape or whatever. Man, if your knees are going bad in college, you've got to stop doing that stuff.

Yeah, people. It's really crazy how many major league pitchers have had Tommy John surgery in high school. Like, it's not uncommon anymore. I don't know if it's like the throwing regimens or like it's not uncommon anymore. I don't know if it's... Sports shit drives me insane. If it's like the throwing regimens or... It's blowing kids' limbs out for no reason. Yeah, I don't...

And filling them with madness. Yeah, I don't know... Filling their heads with madness. I don't know. It's weird. I mean, they've had Tommy John surgery multiple times, some people. It's amazing they can fucking do it but yeah the you the government warned about a large about terrorist attacks in Moscow

at a concert and then a concert got attacked did you see that no you didn't see that big shooting in Moscow no no I've been man I've been just ignoring everything that happened at a Taylor Swift concert I, no, I've been, man, I've been just ignoring everything. Why couldn't it happen at a Taylor Swift concert? I don't know. I've been busy lately. Come on, terrorists, get your fucking acts together. You know, they're not great with Google Maps, I guess. I don't know if this is true,

I saw a Russian guy feed the terrorist his ear. What? That's a little much. What? First of all, if you're gonna feed somebody something, feed them their balls, not their ear. Ear? Why are all, if you're going to feed somebody something, feed them their balls. Not their ear. Ear.

Why are you going to taste like your weird earwax? That'd be distracting. I don't know if that was real though. I just assume everything's AI now. Sure. That'll be a safe assumption at one point. It's like when the government says the freeway on ramp's going to be closed. Like, oh, why?

Yeah. Because we're going to mess with it. Oh, okay. Hey, there's going to be, be careful next 48 hours, there's gonna be be careful next 48 hours. There's gonna be a issue at a concert Why well cuz we're doing it. Oh Just say just do it flat out. You don't need to hide behind all these layers anymore Nothing we could do about it. Fuck it. Yeah, fuck it Let's see here

Yeah Uh, let's see here. Oh yeah. Well, that lady, that black game lady said that she doesn't hate white people. Oh, because she got a bunch of crap after. Yeah, I mean, that's, that was pretty, some pretty stupid fucking statement she was making. She went ahead and said, oh, I never mind, I don't hate white people after all. Yeah. Right. And I do feel safe around them. Yeah, oh, never mind, I don't hate white people after all. Yeah. Huh. Right. Uh... And I do feel safe around them. Yeah, yeah, I do, uh...

In spite of other microaggressions, and like, it's just... In spite of all of them wanting to touch my hair all the time. Again, that... Oh, God. That's just a person who just, like, has not... It's just a fucking... ...spent any time... A mid... one Midwestern mom caused all of this racial problems that we're having. Because they can't stop touching their fucking hair

I don't know why it's so alluring to them like oh, I gotta touch the fucking hair It is can you just fucking shut up about the hair. Why would you I don't understand that that compulsion Like it's so exotic like stands anything with that what they do. I don't know man Like I should have asked him at the puzzling contest. It was all white ladies I get why you guys like touching black people's hair so much? What's the- I get like never having touched like a chinchilla before, but like another- Cause they got unique hair.

Another human being. Yeah, do you not have pubes? Fucking like keratin, right? Jesus Christ. Well, why does it look like that? Isn't it something the same? I have pubes, there's nothing wrong with pubes. Right.

People have different, but like it's, you know, it's like hey some are like tighter curls, some got waves, some got like, you know, it's fucking hair. It's all keratin, is it not? I don't know. It's gross. I don't want to touch it ever. I don't know. I don't get- I'm definitely going to go out of my way to touch it. I don't get touching other people's hair. Very strange. This video is a bit outdated, she said, recorded in the summer. Validate was released in September of 2022. Already, you got too many sentences without saying,

I don't hate white people. From when this video was recorded and released, we had a few white developers join our team to help us with some music and audio needs. Honey, that's not a good apology. I regret those comments that I made. music and audio needs. Honey, that's not a good apology. I regret those comments that I made. I don't hate white people. I don't feel that way.

I was going through some stuff at the time. I was raped by a white man. A lot of these are very easy. No, it's true. Nowhere in this video did I say we don't. I will give you the, like, I believe that maybe with more experience, you don't feel the same way as you did several years ago.

Totally logical, I've seen it happen, it's happened to me. Like, you can get more experience, you can change your opinion on stuff based on more stuff you've experienced. Knowing this video, did I say we don't hire white people or that I hate white people? Well, she did kinda say we don't hire white people. I mean, she pretty much did.

Say that, because it makes you feel unsafe. She did say that. I don't know, I guess everybody's wrong then. Everybody got it wrong. Everyone's pissed off for no reason is why, I guess. At least say like, look like- Don't fucking gaslight me, you bitch. Right, well, also it's like, look,

I understand like how poorly constructed my statements were too. If that's like not what I meant, I could see how you could all get that from it. I love white people. Start there. Especially the customers of my games. What the fuck's the matter with you with this apology? I don't hate white people. I love white people. Chances are, it is going to be. There's way more white people in this.

You need to sell your game to white people To make any money. I have very clearly said we wanted to have a team that reflected the values of the game We were making bitch what as a lead you picked the best people possible for the job all black people just that No, I mean like odds are against really that cost us for some reason it costs a hundred times more to make this game Really like all the best most qualified people for the job. They all just happen to be black I guess so that's I mean that's to me that that seems unlikely In this case the best people for the job were the people who understood the kind of game we were making what was the game? too, I mean like

Validate I don't know. I mean look if you're if you're making a extremely like black life experience... Yeah, but not all black people have the same life experience. No, no, no, of course not. I saw the Special Prince of Bel-Air, the original one. How specific a game is she making? You're telling me Carlton and DJ Jazzy Jeff would produce the same game? I don't think so. Alfonso Ribeiro.

Validate, struggling singles in your area. Wait, what is this? Visual novel. That's the game. This is the game. About 13 struggling singles navigating. Validate, I thought you were just making up a title. No, this is the game.

Validate, so it's a dating game? I guess. Navigating through soul-sucking nine to fives, quarter-life crises. Oh, for like 25 year old. It's not even a developer. They're doing this thing also in games where they're like, I'm a game developer. What do you do? I'm a project manager.

You're not a fucking developer then. Yeah, I mean. You're not putting code on the fucking page. All right? You're not. I'm a storyboarder. You're not a fucking developer then. You're not putting code on the fucking page, all right? You're not, I'm a storyboarder, you're not a developer then. I mean, I guess if that, if in the game world, like developer, if that specifically means code, does it, if that's someone who knows it. Well, they're using the word because it carries

some kind of meaning to people that is more than what they are. They're glomming on, they're using the word on purpose and they know why they're doing it. Yeah, I guess so. I don't know, like I don't, you know, the game world is not like what I have the most experience in.

It's like when people say they're a doctor and it's like they're a doctor of education. Why'd you say doctor then? Because everyone knows that you're saying doctor. I've said that shit, people think MD. I know all about vaccines, I'm a doctor. A doctor of what? Right. Uh, fucking apples? What? Yeah, yeah, no, I know, and we, I'm a doctor. A doctor of what? Right. Uh, fucking apples?

What? Yeah, yeah, no, I know, and we've talked about that shit. Oranges? Yeah, I don't like that shit because it's intentionally, you know what you're doing. All these dumb girls were doing, this is what a game dev looks like. Yeah. To post pictures themselves. Yep.

And then you... What's so funny? That's both of us women. No, no, no, no. No, because everything's about posting pictures. I know! That's just like people, I think. Here's what we're doing.

Men don't get rewarded for that behavior. Well, no, no. No one wants to see their ass. For sure, not to the same extent. You know what I've decided to do? Maybe I'll talk about this next week. I've crossed the Rubicon of my man bar soap. I'm doing it.

The reason I got all these my man bar soap. I'm doing it. You're doing it. The reason I got all these goddamn man soaps. Yeah. Because for some women around, every woman you know is on a rotation of buying you like man themed soap. I don't know why this is. Maybe this doesn't happen to you. Mm. But I have this- Not much happens to me.

I have this stack of fucking masculine themed soap that I don't like the smell of. I like Irish Spring because it smells refreshing. But the man soap smells like someone's dad. I don't want to smell like that. I don't want to rub someone's dad all over my body. So I never use it, but I can't throw anything away because I'm a hoarder. So I have this giant stack of man soaps. Come on, you want to smell like Terry Crews. Exactly. So I've decided, I ran out soaps. Come on, you want to smell like Terry Crews. You know you do. Exactly.

So I've decided, I ran out of soap slivers to squish together. So I finally said fuck it, I'm going man soap. Let's see what happens. I'm going through all the man bar soaps. Got it. And I don't like them, so don't send me any. None of them. Because they're gigantic! They're all big for some reason.

To reinvent soap, I guess. As to be more manly. They're like the for some reason. Huh. To reinvent soap, I guess. As to be more manly. Right. They're like the size of bricks. No chance of this being crammed up my ass. I'm a man! Yeah, exactly!

Are you sick of gay soap that could easily slip and shoot up your ass? Oh no, I dropped the soap! I dropped the soap, you're never gonna drop the- Oh no! Million to one shot, Doc! Million to one! This soap will never go up your ass. It's shaped like a fucking square. No matter how much gay sex you've been having.

No matter how loose your ass is from getting fucked by men. Hahaha Not gay soap. Oh god. I mean, we're almost there, right? I mean. We're there, bro. Yeah, I guess so. They tried to put a gay man...

They gave a gay man a Bud Light and everyone melted down. Hey. What the? Bud Light. Fucking Dilla Mulvaney is just RuPaul, right? Remember RuPaul? Of course. RuPaul's funnier.

I think Dilla Mulvaney looks kind of gross. RuPaul's been in the studio before. I loved RuPaul's funnier. I think Dilma- Mulvaney looks kind of gross. RuPaul's been in the studio before. I loved RuPaul when I was a kid. Yeah. Like, look at this guy. Fucking making fun of women. That's awesome.

Honestly, like, a total fucking diva. Well, isn't that- he's a professional diva, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's the- yeah, it's, you know. Uh, imagine if they gave RuPaul a Bud Light in the 90s. It was like, what the fuck are you- uh, RuPaul a Bud Light. Uh... In the 90s, it was like, what the fuck are you doing? Giving RuPaul a Bud Light! Right.

Alright. Fucking relax, man. You guys are too amped up. Getting old and angry and amped up. Fucking annoying. Yeah. People are getting old and angry at a much younger age now, I think. Yeah, they are. Why don't you go boycott something, like, good?

Sure. Boycott mortgage rates or something, you guys. Fucking boycott anything else other than your shitty beer. Yeah, that's... The other stuff's too big to think they have any control over. And they're right. In this case, the best people for the job were the people who understood the kind of game we were making.

Developers, just say the word you mean. Don't make a reference to the word so this is like a there's an apology to white people I guess not very good apology queer characters um well that's a that's an incredibly specific game I mean that that could be the game that you could sell like as many as like three of you see the Society of magical N-words? No. The movie?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying the word. You think maybe using that the N-word in the title of your movie for white people who hate themselves is a good idea? I do. Probably not. I do know people who- Like the Rudy Tutti Fresh and Rudy movie?

I've talked to a couple people who saw it and they were like, it was so heavy handed. Like it just... Yeah. Yeah, nobody thought it was any good. It only made a million bucks. Yeah. Isn't that wild?

A million bucks. Wow. All right. That's enough news. Good times. Tactical Doodles says, Hey Dick, that guy saying H1Bs aren't dropping wages here because there are rules in place to prevent. It reminds me of my boomer coworker lecturing me about how illegal immigrants don't drive around uninsured.

You have to have car insurance to even register. Duh. Yeah. You're just not thinking of the loopholesoles or like that people will just like not do what they're supposed to do, right? I was a guy who ran an election place. I don't know, what are they called? Where you go to vote?

Yeah, polling, or I mean not a poll. Yeah, okay, whatever. What are they called? Election. Christ. Election sent factory, where you go to do your vote. He called into a show I was on to say I was dumb that you can't work there and fake a vote. And I said, okay, can you do this?

Can you do this? Can you do this? And he goes, well, yeah. He's like, okay, I guess you can. Yeah, all right. All right, well, you gotta think like, don't think of what the steps are. Think of how to get around the steps.

There's always going to be people who, yeah, will try to get around any system. There's always going to be people who, yeah, will try to get around any system. You have to have car insurance. Well, what if you don't? Right. What if you don't get it? Yeah. You have to.

Yeah. What did you have for breakfast? How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning? David Friesner says, it's funny that Sean thinks America decided to help Israel instead of the Ukraine. Israel makes those decisions, not America.

Oh, okay, good. There you go. Ha ha ha. Baby Raptor says, bro, in my town, they have a service that is just door dash for booze. It's mostly for minors looking to cast off their virginity. Sour the flower.

What the, sour the flower? Don't ever use that phrase. Man. That's phrase. Ugh. Man. That's gross. Dude. It's like a DoorDash service? Did you sour her flower? Ugh. Yeah, that's...

Yeah, there's a Drizzly, I think. Drizzly? I can't. That's too far for me. I can't order booze. DoorDash, to me. Yeah. It's too much. Really? Yeah, if I don't have the ability to drive drunk to the me. Yeah, it's too much. Really? Yeah, if I can't, if I don't have the

You know ability to drive drunk to the store. Yeah, yeah, you have to Possess the equilibrium to walk to your truck for it. Yeah, what happens after that? If I'm too drunk to drive to the store, then I don't need any more alcohol That's the you know, the store is right down the street. That's also like in my mind That's when you like really need it. Mm-hmm. Where everybody in the room's like going you've had enough and I'm like fuck you I have not yet begun to drink. Abba's Abba says a woman moment. A guy uses a fake AI app to trick a fame attention-seeking woman into believing he's streaming to 20,000 followers and instantly she's smitten. Oh, he has a fake app that makes it look like you're streaming to 20,000 people.

Yeah. What a fucking hero. Yeah. Oh my god. Where... okay, I gotta see this. Isn't that what you've been doing to make the Patreon so big? Yeah. All this, you know...

He's inflating his numbers! Where's Maddox's new content? I thought he was gonna get back to the regularly scheduled... Oh, I guess this is his regularly scheduled content. Silence? I haven't heard anything about him lately. He's gonna make some hot new content, man! He's gonna talk about making fun of kids or something like that, what he's doing.

Is he still releasing those fucking things? Like, the chapters? He finished. He did? Yeah, we gotta review. We gotta continue watching that. What he's doing. Is he still releasing those fucking things? Like the chapters? He finished. He did? Yeah, we got to review. We got to continue watching that shit. Soon. Couple days. Okay.

Okay, this is... Oh wow, yeah. Are you rich? She says first off. So he's got... This is the app he has and this is all fake. All this engagement is all just AI. He's live streaming to, you know...

Yeah, it's an app, but it's... Are you rich? Yes! Wanna come with me? Guys, this is the... Oh, look at her! Oh, man! Nothing! Nothing! No work at all! No, what's your dad like? Nice shoes? What's your favorite dinosaur? None of that shit! Just look at all this attention I'm getting,

and she already wants to fuck him. Oh The future man you get you kids got to get in on this this is genius crazy Get it use it before it's oh before it's blown out there you go cuz this will be a new thing now I've ever had let's take it from the top I download this app called parallel live that makes it look like you have tens and thousands of people watching. And instantly, I became the life of the party. You have to see what happens next. This is me!

Do you guys think Emily's cute? The audience is AI generated, which can hear you and respond, which is hilarious. She couldn't get a scrape. Thank you! Ah, yes. Woo! Yes. Here we go!

Taking it back! Polo kid. I'm polo kid. You're cute. You're hot. Like damn. AHHHHH! Yes, taking it back Damn that's the way the Saskia sister was looking at Eric July Is that legal is what he's doing legal I don't. Oh, I mean it's it's just lying right Valley are you allowed to lie? Yeah, still are you it's excessive now each there might be My fall under the purview of the Canadian government. Mmm, man. Yeah, I mean, I don't see why I don't see why that's a Why that's you're just exposing somebody for like what they are like an attention whore. Yeah, I mean and She doesn't have to do anything yeah, she's gonna she's gonna she's gonna blow him

Yep, nice. Good job, buddy That's amazing and also like really like one of those things where you're like, oh no, no shit Of course that would and should and does exist. Listening to your conversation and generating fake shit. Yeah, easy. I mean, it's basically the same thing as him actually being famous. Did that click? Did you hear that? I didn't hear that. Gavin says, rage, secretly sitting on a man's toys without permission.

I got a rage or two. Sitting on a man's toys. Without his permission. I live in a mid-sized German city in a big apartment building with a garage underneath where I had assumed To have my motorcycle tucked away safely overnight. Oh, I see at some point one of those welfare abuse There we go an immigrant. Okay owning a perpetually pregnant wife that looks That looks like an inverse Nathan Forest. I don't think immigration's working out very well in Germany.

This guy really writes with a flourish. What does Nathan Forest look like? I don't know. Nathan Forest, I mean, he made a reference. I want to know. A Nathan Bidward, Bedford Forest? You sure there's not a 21st century Nathan Forest? Uh...

Is he saying the wife looks like this? Yeah. Owning a perpetually pregnant wife that looks like an inverse Nathan Forest. An inverse Nathan Forest. A Confederate army general? There's no way that's what he can... I don't... Well Google's only giving me that. Is there a celebrity

Nathan Forrest celebrity this is a dog whistle This is like a this is like a on the level of like a Dennis Miller joke like this is way too Heady for yeah, like like an inverse Nathan Forrest. Yeah Who looked like my rendals mother Soon I started noticing that somebody must have been fucking around my motorbike. You know how a man just knows something's not quite where he put it, yes, that happens to me all the time.

Today, the chubby chick from above. More and more times though, it's almost right in front of my face. Yeah. Hey, where's my, hey, have you seen my, and it is in an accusatory tone. Cause they moved it. Yeah, except for-

One time out of a hundred. Yeah. It's not tampered with. Yeah, a lot of the time lately, it's been kind of right in front of my face. It's just getting worse. Well, you're fucking things up for everyone. I know, it's getting worse.

Cause then she tells her friends and they get more emboldened and bigot. It's getting worse, and they are wrong. Yes, and they're wrong. Yeah, maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut.. It's getting worse, and they are wrong. Yes, and they're wrong. Maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut. Then it gets back to me somehow. Yeah.

And the bike, the fat girl upstairs, she's got a cute face and is not completely formless, but there's just no way to focus on some B cups with all the squishy padding all over. That's true. Tells me- Oh, this is a different one? This is not the perpetually pregnant woman?

Okay. Tells me that This is the one that's... Oh, this is a different one? This is not the perpetually pregnant woman? Okay. Tells me that she had briefly seen the immigrant who doesn't actually have a key to the garage door, and so apparently sneaking in through the timed gate, sitting on my CBR, pretending to ride it. So wait, is he staying with like some people who live in the complex or something? He lives there. Well, no, no. And this immigrant lives there. Doesn't have a key to the garage for some reason. Well, he should have a... If he lives there. Doesn't have a key to the garage for some reason. Well, he should have a, he should have a,

if he lives there, he should have a key to the garage. Like, I mean, like. The garage is a little separate. Like, but also like, you know what I mean? Like, because people fucking do that, he's like sublet to like, it's like, all of a sudden. Like, that's happening. He's sitting on the motorcycle is the point.

Oh no, I get it. Pretending to ride it. Yeah, I get it. He's going downstairs and going vroom, vroom, vroom. Yeah, yeah. That's. Man, I don't want you pretending to ride my motor. Fuck off. No, no, no, that's wrong. Don't touch it. Yeah, I get it. He's going downstairs and going vroom. Yeah, yeah. That's man. I don't want you pretending to ride my moth. Fuck off. No, no, that's wrong. No, absolutely. No, you know, you don't know. You fucking think it accidentally fall fucking fall over or whatever. You got to put a dildo. There should be a

dildo safety device on motorcycles. Locked. Locked dildo in the spot so that you have to sit on a dildo to ride it. Yeah, that's just something that like... Yeah, if I... See that is just the way that I grew up with like that shit would have been... If I got too close to somebody else's shit, that was like, no fucking way would that have been tolerated? Well something, you know, some people believe that culture is a part of, you know, learning experience or generations. Now I'm not a guy who gets totally butthurt about somebody touching my motorcycle, but I somehow really dislike the idea of some fuckface in my motorcycle making vroom vroom

noises and jerking off to a fantasy he can't afford. It's really fucked up. Yeah, it's annoying. Just don't touch, just, it's not hard to not touch somebody else's stuff. Because it's probably, I'm picturing... Apparently it is! I'm picturing a big, like, common garage with, like, spaces assigned, right? Like everybody gets two or whatever. It's a nice motorcycle, I should pretend to ride it.

Yeah. It's not like your motorcycle can go in its own little enclosed. It's like, cause you know, nobody's like, nobody's opening your car doors and sitting in your cars. Yeah, motorcycles and guitars. People can't resist touching. Oh my God.

Dude, I was a... Even if they don't, it's like, why are you touching the, you just want to touch it? When I went to, I went to visit my brother and his family and stuff like in the outside of Nashville. And we went to this other like town that's kind of out in the country where like, there's a lot of land,

like some really famous like country artists have, you know, acres and acres out there. And there's like this little town and there's all these like local shops and all that kind of stuff. And I go in and they have, it's all kinds of, you know, like artists, all this kind of stuff. There's actually some cool shit in there.

And there's like, they call it, there's a guitar wall. Like literally, and it's like, play any of them. Like just play any of them. There's a, yeah, go ahead. And I walk up there and there's like, I can't remember the year that it was, there's like an early sixties fucking Martin D18 just hanging on the wall.

This is a fucking amazing guitar. Did you touch it? I took it down and played it. They have a big, there's like a box. There's a bunch of picks in there. There's a couple capos. There's some thumb picks. Yeah. It's like they're just like, yeah. Feel free. Take any of them. I was like, I was shy. I was like, I was shocked. I was like, I wouldn't be letting people fucking touch this thing. I mean, I guess they don't think anybody's gonna pick it up. That's what they gotta have at like Target,

like a men's waiting area. I was just shocked they had. Where you could pretend to ride a motorcycle and play, go on a guitar and go like. Couple nationals hanging on the wall. I mean, just stuff that like, I wouldn't let a fucking five year old go, take it off, you know, and then drop it.

How are they not destroyed? Well, that's what I mean. How is it Martin from the 60 it and how are they not destroyed what that's what I mean Martin from the 60s not 70s not destroyed that's people or belt buckles at least you know people sit down to play it so you're not like grinding around too much but it sounded fucking phenomenal great neck on it too good acts it's like they actually kept this thing set up you know and just meant to toy with? Random fucking people to come in and come in and play. It's Nashville, man. It's in the middle of the country.

Yeah, I mean, it was... I just... You just... You couldn't do that in some places, I guess, but... Couldn't do it here. Antagonist says, free speech bullshit. Hey, Dick, it's antagonist. So there's a middle school in Southlake, Massachusetts. Pro gun guys are arguing with me about this

illegal should have guns thing. Everybody has guns. You can make it in your home. Yeah, you can now. You guys not understand like the point of it's not who deserves it and who doesn't. It comes out of your brain. Of course you can make it.

If you can have it, of course you can fucking have it. Now who's allowed to have 3D printers? Exactly. We can't let these illegals get their hands on some of this advanced math. They're gonna be making their own Mexicoin or something. We gotta lock down this crypto. Should be government only. What would happen if illegals had their own money?

Uh oh. Um, there's this middle school in Southwick, Massachusetts that apparently decided to suspend a few eighth graders for hate speech and violent speech when they refused, which they refused to get into many specifics about it, but here's a news article. Six Massachusetts teens charged in racial bullying and with mock slave action on Snapchat. Kids do all kinds of shit in bad taste. Yeah that's funny. I don't know what they

did but they did a slave auction on that on Snapchat. Oh they did a slave auction? I thought you said action. No, mock slave auction on that on snapchat. Oh, they did a slave auction I thought you said I thought you said action mock slave auction The worst part of the in my opinion is this bit all six were charged with threat to commit a crime The district attorney said two of these juveniles were also charged with Interference with civil rights to commit a crime threat of slavery They were gonna they're gonna do a real one. This is a rehearsal or something Yeah, they were gonna sell some other black. They just had to make sure that it went smoothly

That's a dry run just work out the kinks. Yeah, it's a choose a scene are charged in racial bullying incident. Oh fuck off Mark mock slave auction on snapchat The juveniles in Massachusetts, see if these kids were drinking, all these guys who arrested them would be dead. Oh yeah. Give these kids some booze. Hey, we noticed you guys had a mock slave auction. Come over here, let me talk to you officer. I've had a little bit, I've had a couple of Mike's Hard Lemonades today and I'm 16 years old so I don't even, I don't care about anything.

I don't even recognize mortality as a concept yet. Well that's yeah. You want to walk into my home alone. You know in home alone when those guys are getting hit in the face with pipes? I find that to be hysterical and nothing else. Six juveniles in Massachusetts were charged in a racial online bullying incident that involved heinous language, threats of violence toward people of color, and a mock slave auction. Jeez. Students from Southwick.

That's like a, that's going like fairly far for like, like most people wouldn't go like that. On fucking Snapchat. But like a mock slave auction auction like who thinks to do that What is that? What does that even mean? I don't know. It's just I'm gonna mock. No, I'm just kind of impressed It's like they probably like a rape list that maintained a rape well That was literally like that was probably they learned about that like a week ago. Yeah. Yeah like in a book. It's eighth grade, right? It's like oh they used to have slaves really? selling guys

It's great, right? It's like, oh, they used to have slaves. Slaves, really? They were selling guys? Oh, we're gonna do that? People from all over would come to auction, you know? But it's like, oh, let's do one of those. Yeah, that's funny. Remember how we were talking about slaves in class? What if we sold... I mean, that is what kids do. Stop teaching them about slavery then.

Participated in hateful, racist, online Snapchat discussion. Wait a minute. They got charged for this how well that's what that's what I'm talking about it's a fucking snapchat group I mean yeah when it what country is this and stay like in the like in the school like when she's like this is nothing yeah like the cops shouldn't be involved in

this at all there's a chance I know how's a fucking pedophile no like cops get involved is this at all! There's a chance one of those cops are a fucking pedophile! Like cops get involved with kids! Is this really anything criminal? What? Charged in racial bullying incident? That's not a crime! Is that a crime? Have I been asleep for 90 years? Did I go through a time portal? I don't know what state laws differ and all that kind of shit. This sucks! United States of America! No, it seems kind of insane that- You can't get charged with anything on fucking Snapchat?

They didn't- What's next, are the illegal aliens not allowed to sell fentanyl? Is that a crime? They didn't do anything, did they? Where the fuck am I supposed to buy my drugs then? And what was one of the charges- They can't have guns and they can't sell drugs?

We're really fucked then. What was one of the charges? Like, they were like, conspiring to,- or like, it's like, they were thinking about maybe committing a crime. Doing a slave? Possibly. Wow. What was that?

You read that it was funny language. All six were charged with threat to commit a crime. Threat to commit a crime. Like, what? You mean, so like they're saying like, we're gonna do this for real? That's illegal? I don't fucking know. That is not illegal!

You can threaten crimes all fucking day! Well, I mean, unless you're talking about, like, assassinations or things like that. That should be legal too. Right, but they, but they, but what I'm saying is they'll at least probably come talk to you, right? So are illegal Mexicans not allowed to threaten to kill, you know, politicians? Is that, is that allowed? Next time I see some- What the fuck are we, what is going on?

The next time I see someone's motorcycle unattended, I'm gonna get on that bitch Getting on it. I'll be looking around for where to put the quarter Yeah, here. Hey buddy, if you're gonna pretend to ride my motorcycle you gotta pay for gas. Imagine gas at least Have my mom come out just no you you got one last time. No one more Does he like go up and fuck his impregnated wife because it makes him feel powerful to pretend to ride the motorcycle? You got me? Probably. Well, I mean, I just...

Yeah, fuck. Uh, uh, uh. Perpetually pregnant, apparently. Ha ha ha. Two of those juveniles were also charged with interference with civil rights. What the fuck is that? How... What the fuck is interference with civil rights?

Did they stop... How the fuck can a human do that? Did they stop them from voting? You know what I mean? They stopped them from going into a restaurant? Interference with civil rights? What? Am I still allowed to make fun of fat women?

One of these days that's no longer going to be true and I'll be killed by a Bitcoin assassin hired by the CIA over a time. You're dealing with civil weights. The Civil Weights Act of 2024 made it illegal for Dick Masterson personally to make fun of fat women anymore. That was it. We finally got them, ladies and gentlemen. Yep.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. Civil Wes Act. Two of those juveniles were charged with interference with civil rights, and one of the two was additionally charged with witness interference. What? Witness. What the fuck happened here? Yeah, what's more? Witness interference?

Would you please tell me more of this story? Did he tell you to delete the Snapchat group? Yeah, right. Hatred and racism have no place in this community. They do. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, they do. And this is where this behavior comes. Dude, I bet this is cops like,

taking things way too far on kids. Cause cops all like pretend to crack down on kids. They just like bullying people and kids can't fight back. So they harass them and then pretend like they're like, you know, this is preventing future crime. Cause we're being total cocksuckers to kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're getting off, just cause we're coming,

that's, you know, why not come? Right, that's just a bonus. I mean, we're still doing a good, yeah. Still getting paid, you know, don't think we'll do it for free, cause we will. Hatred and racism have no place in this community. And where this behavior becomes criminal. See, that's where I don't understand. And where this behavior becomes criminal, I, that's where I don't understand.

And where this behavior becomes criminal, I will ensure... What do you mean? You mean when? But you couldn't say when? Because that blows the case? I will ensure that we act and act with swift resolve, as we did here, to uncover it and bring it to the light of justice. What you're doing is a crime, bro.

This is a crime, what you're doing. There's no question that the alleged behavior of these six juveniles is v is vile cruel and contemptible. Okay, but is a criminal like What's they have to who the fuck I need clarification on like what exactly? I need to be added to this snapchat. Yeah, okay guys. I Have a good auctioneer voice 20 20 you guys are taking way too long to give me the whole backstory in this article. Because there is none. Because they overreacted and now they're getting blown out for it.

As I have described through the work of my officers investigations and the work in court yet to come, we intend to appropriately punish those whose alleged behavior displayed a capacity for such hatred and cruelty and ultimately amounted to chargeable criminal conduct. Okay, so nothing. Please tell me like the- What was the fucking crime? I wanna see the letter of the law and then also maybe how it's been interpreted

by the courts over the years. Like I wanna see some kind of history on- The chat was created by a group of eighth grade students from Southwick Regional School, Gugliani said. The discussion involves some of the juveniles expressing hateful and racist comments, including notions of violence toward people of color. Notions of violence is now illegal?

Hoo boy, I'm going to fucking jail, man. Toward people of color, racial slurs, derogatory pictures. See, you know when they list things? Kind of mock slave auction directives. When they list things? And a mock slave auction director. When they list things, it's always a lie, right? Well, because you have to keep kind of a gilding the lily. Adding it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Like Maddox does the same thing. He's guilty of stalking, harassment, fraud, pictures of racially charged memes. Yeah, because you think, again, you just bury them with bullshit. And they go, wow, they're so, so, even if half of this is true, it's like, well, none of it could be. Faithful and racist. Oh, okay, so they were listening to any rap album in the chat.

Okay, and a mock slave auction directed at two particular juveniles. So like other students at school, right? Directed at juveniles. They're juveniles, you fucking moriles. They're juveniles you fucking moron! They're talking about their friends. Yeah, or not friends. Whatever. Other fucking kids.

Kids hate other kids. Why the fuck would you get involved with this shit? They're all doing this! Every kid is doing this! On February 9th the existence of the chat and some of its language is reported to school authorities. More pedophiles Okay, so the school then called the cops. That's their pet their pedophile Yeah, we got a real pedophilia situation happening here now. Now you definitely have some explaining to do

To me where you this is a school. This is a school thing How kids are you know if I was half my age and twice drunk, I would really take care of you guys for this shit. Uh... Several students involved, including the six who were charged, were suspended as an emergency removal. These kids are using the N-word in chat. We gotta get these kids out of here. It's part of the... As per state law... Yeah, that's a guilty words. According to the district attorney,

three days later, several students were formally suspended including two for 25 days and one for 45 days. I'm sure they'll just sit at home and think about how wrong their memes were in their group chat. Yeah, sure. School district did not immediately respond to a request. The district attorney initiated forward looking steps to prevent future harm, encourage empathy,

and build stronger communities free of hate. Bro. What the fuck are you idiots doing? You know what also- They included curriculum around hate and bullying being delivered to the Southwick School community. Well, that's not gonna make, you know, 100 new. Go ahead, teach the kids about how they shouldn't hate.

Guys, we have a whole lesson today on different slurs that have existed. You know what's amazing is like, some people just kind of grow out of it. What? Like hate. Like, I mean, like, or- Well, because you don't have any free time anymore.

You gotta work and think about work. You don't have time to hate anymore. Yeah, you experience different shit. It's like, they're not, by hitting them over the head, they're not necessarily influencing the rest of their lives in the way, like it's like they're fucking kids. Kids don't think about the impact of like their actions

or their words or like whatever. And they might look back at fucking, you know, 23 instead of 13 and go, what the fuck was I thinking? Like, what a shitty thing to do, you know? Like, what it's like, but it's- It's dumb. It's dumb. Slave action?

It's just dumb. Like it's- You know, the only hate- Maybe I crossed over. They didn't say what was like the actual fucking- The only hatred you don't grow out of Sean is women. I mean it only increases they don't tell you that in school You think you hate you think you kids hate women now? Oh wait till you get older

The only group where more experience makes more Every other group, you know, you go go out there that's really like me they they're like me they want the same thing for their you know I met a bunch of black guys yeah you know we have a lot of things in common yeah including how much we hate with Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh You got more people doing this job, you getting paid less. Is it fun? I don't know. I don't know why it's important to them. I used to work at a large engineering software company that employed about 50% H1Bs. The company would just make job posting. The company would just make a job posting that was literally impossible to fill or possible

to fill with a lowball salary. The lowball salary was commensurate with the other H1Bs that they trapped were making. So they have to make a job offer and they make it totally asinine. Well, we ran the ad, so now we can hire as many as we want. Perfect example, in entertainment, that is a very, most of the companies will promote

from within or somebody with an inside track. Now they have to- Within the tribe, you mean? Yeah, but whatever, but they have to post, you know, like, Oh, position available. None of those people get hired. No, no, no, no, no. And that's because they legally have to do that.

But it's already decided before they post the ad. Nobody from any regulatory body ever checked that the person we hired actually had any of the qualifications that they lied about having. I said trap because H1B is a company sponsored visa. They lose their job. They have a really short time, weeks, to find a new one before they're in the country illegally. So the H1B employees don't ever make waves.

They certainly don't make a fuss about raises. So they're stuck there. Because if they say, they can't quit. They can't say, I'm going to quit unless you give me a raise, because then they have to go home. Well, they have to find a job right quick. Which is impossible, right? Yeah, so you're right. And then the new jobs can say, well, they have to find a job right quick. Which is impossible. Yeah.

Right? Yeah, so you just, right. And then the new jobs can say, well, why'd you leave the old one? Like, they wouldn't give me a raise. Like, oh, cool. We're not going to hire you, obviously. Yeah. Well, this is the whole.

We don't want to give you a raise either. Well, yeah, OK. In theory, these steps are supposed to prevent blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But again, in practice, it doesn't mirror the theory of it at all. Because people who've never had a job are making these laws They've never had to work for any of this shit. Let me play this. I'm gonna play this video, too. Okay It's a nuclear Nuclear disarmament consultant. Yeah

I'll read the rest of this email I'll read the rest of this email. A world without, this is who, this is the target demographic. If you ever wonder why everything is so fucked and stupid and who this system is being built for, this is it. It is a walking, talking Sephora. It is a hairstyle and a conservative dress, a conservative set of clothing, lecturing for the purpose of lecturing, lecturing for the benefit of other lecturers. It's a consulting class that exists

only to deliver a product that no one needs or wanted or asked for for the benefit of other consultants so they can build this entire, so they can build an audience of speakers. That they pass jobs around and convince people with, people who are spending my money that they need. This is a nuclear disarmament consultant and activist. A 25 year old girl who's spent more time on her makeup than knowing anything about what she's talking about. Nuclear weapons, nuclear weapons nuclear technology alliances alliances the desperate need we are of power we fucking need the amount of energy we have determines the quality of life for the entire human race always has been true always will be true that's it

there's nothing fucking else all of all this talk about nuclear shit is just a fud against nuclear power, which we desperately fucking need. Here it is. Hey, quick question. Are you feeling kind of freaked out about the possibility of nuclear war? I work in nuclear disarmament, and the most common question I get asked... No, I'm freaked out about way more stuff than that. I work in nuclear disarmament.

What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, work in nu- yeah. In the... Yeah, in the industry. We've got, uh, you know, we're international- We've woken up to war with Russia! We gave nuclear bombs to the Middle East! What in the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing about nuclear war, you dumb bitch? Guess what? Everybody should have nukes! Just like the fucking guns! If you can make it, you should have it! Then maybe you guys will chill the fuck out! 3D printer. Asked all the time is how would you do that job. Yeah, 3D print me a fucking nuke.

I should have a nuke! Everyone should have a fucking nuke! Isn't it just awful? Aren't you freaked out all the time? Because it's my job, I don't know just the scary stuff. Like the fact that there are almost 13,000 nuclear warheads in the world today. Or the fact that nuclear weapons have the potential to end life on Earth as we know it.

Or the fact that the risk of nuclear war is currently the highest it's been since the Cold War. Great. What the fuck does that mean? I like all of those things. Yes! I like all of those things. Somebody please-

Wipe somebody off the fucking map! Everyone. And by someone I mean everyone. With some panache! Yeah. You don't need to plink Gazans one at a time before you can set up a fucking timeshare over their natural gas reserves. Just nuke them!

Please, for the love of God. Here's the thing. I want to give you some reasons to feel hopeful about the potential of a nuclear weapons free world. There are thousands of people around the world, including myself, who are working- There is never gonna be a nuke free world, you stupid bitch! No! Do you know how much money is involved in this shit? This is why- this has always been why- We're fighting over you by the way!

This fucking broad is perfectly- all you do- all you do is spend time making yourself as- other- killing other guy as fuckable so other guys will kill each other to fuck you! Have you ever thought about just like- and there's been like some decent series and stuff, have you ever thought about just on the root like level of human behavior, just how fucking stupid Star Trek is? What do you mean? Because they talk about we're like as Earth,

we're beyond racism. I hate Star Wars. We're beyond money. We don't need money. We're Star Trek. Star Trek, like it's so fucking dumb. It's a socialist utopia. Yeah. In no way shape or form can it ever even Dude, it's like an extension. Enter into reality at any point. It's so fucking dumb. If all the affirmative action laws were like accurate Yeah, then that's what that's what Star Trek would be but they're not. Right, it's just some...

If every law worked out for how it was designed, that's Star Trek. But all of them are fucked and wrong. Yeah. Unintended consequences or intended consequences. It doesn't matter because it ain't gonna... Oh, then how come in the finale when you're only a lieutenant, why are you so unsatisfied with your life, Picard? You fucking lie, you piece of shit. It's just so funny that like like there's no competition for anything.

Why are you so miserable then when you're a blue shirt? Yeah. Why? Why aren't you like perfectly happy? How much holodeck time do you get cocksucker? A nuclear fucking free world is possible. You can only... Bitch, everyone should have a fucking nuke. Do you understand what the concept of unlimited energy...

Like, we need more energy! Everybody! Everybody should be driving a nuke around! Look, these people need somebody... How do you think a hover car's gonna work? It's a flying bomb! These people need somebody to sit them down and just go, Look, I just choked a life out of them!

I under... well, just, I understand where your head and your heart are at. Why are you getting money for this? How can you eat saying this crazy shit? Who's paying you? Yes, that's true too. But also, this is not, this is fantasy. I really want you to understand that this is fantasy. A nuclear free world.

This is not possible. How the fuck are we going to power all this is fantasy. A nuclear free world. This is not possible. How the fuck are we gonna power all this shit then? It will never happen. It will never happen. Do you know how much your fucking energy your makeup takes to make? I'm just talking about weapons. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just forgetting about nuclear power and all that. They're the same. I know because people are against. If you make energy, you can use it for whatever. No, I know. You can use it to destroy or build. Absolutely. Because you can't control the destructive part. The I know. You can use it to destroy or build. Absolutely. You can't control the destroying the destructive part. Yeah. Your car is a bomb. Right. Right. A continuous bomb right? Yes.

It's contained explosions that happen. Yeah. You cannot, they're linked permanently forever. Yeah. Yeah. You can make, yeah you can make power with it. You can blow up a city with it. You can, it's fucking- If you have genetic engineering, you can fix all diseases, and you can cause diseases that you can't even fathom. You can wipe out entire races with it.

They're inextricably linked, permanently, and there is a class of people like this run by 24-year- old women who should be pregnant Because they clearly want something to protect and they've chosen all of human civilization instead of a kid And I'm making it all of my they're making it my problem foster a dog. Yeah, get a dog get a dog Hey, that's something that hey you get a minute to talk about nuclear weapons. Go get a dog. You dumb bitch I don't give a shit about this. Have you seen this shit? You've been down at the shelter recently?

We could fix your, you know, we could... Throw a dog at him. Yeah, just throw a dog at him. Guys, we gotta... Nuclear dogs. We gotta stop, uh, we gotta get rid of nukes. Yeah. Well, all the countries that have the nukes are being huge cocksuckers.

Right. So maybe we just need to give the countries they're doing genocides in a nuke. Or a dog. Why don't we nuke up... If Gaza, if Hamas had a nuke, Or a dog. Why don't we nuke up... If Gaza... If Hamas had a nuke, this would be a different conversation, wouldn't it? People wouldn't be getting plinked off in the middle of nowhere and starved to death,

would they? Hey, I know that you guys... You drop the food on us, maybe drive the food in next time. Or else the nuke's going off. I don't know. Maybe don't drop it like hilariously with tiny little parachutes. Hilariously. Maybe give everybody a double food. Maybe drop some steaks since you guys like to fuck around. Or else, everything works on the

principle of or else. Yeah. That's the, that is the, this fucking idiot. I mean these people just have no, they have no concept of how energy poor the rest of the world is. And how much energy we are just wasting in the US, maintaining the egos of these retards. Working every day to prevent nuclear war, and who have a concrete plan to get us to a world where we don't all have to live under the threat of nuclear war all the time. There are thousands of us. Some of us are campaigners. Some are lawyers. Others are diplomats.

Others are academics. Oh, are dipshits. Scientists. Yeah, so get rid of the nukes then. So the US, first of all, tell Israel to get rid of their nukes because you're going to need nukes. Tell them to get rid of their nukes. And then once they do, get rid of yours.

Right? Yeah. This is like this fantasy. Pure fantasy. Nuclear disarmament consultant and activist. Pure fantasy. New York fucking times. Sorry. Medical doctors and activists. Now, one of the biggest concrete wins that we've had is something called

the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons or the TPNW. This treaty makes it illegal under international law to develop, have, use, test, acquire, stockpile, or even threaten to use nuclear weapons. Now how the fuck are you gonna make it illegal to threaten to nuke someone? How the fuck does that threat work you dumb bitch? I don't know, ask the Massachusetts school system. Putin, he's threatening to use a nuke. Yeah, that's illegal. Yeah.

Yeah. Arrest his ass. Yeah. What army, sir? We suspended for 45 days. Yeah, Putin, you're suspended from the banking system. Fine, we'll make our own. That's illegal too. Shit. Oh, we'll make our own. Yeah. That's illegal too!

I know. Shit! Oh, they keep, he keeps doing- He keeps doing illegal things! Yeah, he keeps not listening! Ah! Sense of illegal immigrants over there! God.

This is so insane to me. It's just like the dumbest- It's so insane. This is what college pumps out. This consultant class. I mean, look, everything I said is true. Totally fucking retarded. This is something a child wouldn't even... If you asked a child, Hey, we got nuclear weapons. What do you think about that? Like, well, I mean, it sucks, but you know, obviously,

can't get rid of them. Do we have more? Yeah, exactly! Do we have more nukes? We have more, right? Yeah. Okay. Let's make sure we have more. Yeah. We don't want to get caught with our pants down. No. Piss all over the car. Now, the majority of countries- That horse has left the barn a long time ago with the fucking nuclear weapon free world.

It's good. All forms of technology are inherently, come with inherent destruction. Yeah. It's the nature of technology. It's and the nature of people. Yeah. There's going to be some that are going to use it to grab power. There's what it's and the nature of people. Yeah. That's you, there's gonna be some that are gonna use it

to grab power. There's gonna be some to use it. There's gonna be some that use it to help people. There's gonna be, it's just, it's the way that we are. Helping somebody. We ain't any different. We fucks other people over too. We are never going to be different.

And that is what she doesn't understand. Yeah. You're talking about a different species, how responsibly they use nuclear whatever. You're definitely not talking about people. How about disarming fucking banks? How about that? Why don't we keep the nukes and disarm the International Monetary Fund and have no more

currency laws? How about that? What's caused more damage? Two nuclear bombs or interest rates? Why do people drown in medical debt? Because of the fucking interest rates. Why is- why does- what does everyone live on in fear of? Not being able to fucking eat or afford a fucking house that costs nothing to build! Yeah, she's talking about like like that's a number one threat on just like

most people's minds is, oh God, the threat of nuclear. Not even. Yeah. Maybe these broads it is. I can't remember the last time. They've got no fucking problems. I can't remember the last time I thought about that as a threat. Nuclear war, nuclear war?

Yeah, that I'm like worried about that. Man, please, for the love of God. It'd be way too funny to be, to be worried, like to be worried about. Oh, it's... Some big bomb went off. I mean, things are gonna get pretty fucking funny. It's so quaint.

Like to be worried about that. It's so boomer. Yeah, to be a vet. Maybe I'll hide under my desk. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'll hide under my desk. Nobody... The world voted in favor of this treaty.

And now just... Wait, wait, what was that? Nobody voted in favor of this treaty and now just Have used test acquire Stockpile or even threatened to use the message I hate the person now the majority of countries in the world voted in favor of this treaty and now just three years after it entered Into force almost half of the countries of the world have signed on This means that they've permanently legally bound themselves to the treaty around the world. Campaigners, diplomats, academics, artists, scientists, doctors, and survivors of both nuclear testing

and the clear war came together. They better save one in case somebody gets a little nuke research going. They're all bound to this treaty. It's like, how do you enforce a treaty? It's like, yeah, yeah, did you guys get rid of those? Yep, totally, totally did. Totally, we signed the paper.

We did, yeah. Can you sign it again? Yeah, sure, I'll say, yeah, there you go. Hand me your crayon. The guy that you're saying is like evil. Hand me your crayon, you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ. ...to make this treaty a reality.

And to this day, they continue to make it harder and harder for the countries that have nuclear weapons to get away with threatening to use them. And we can see the effects of this treaty already especially in the form of divestment from nuclear weapons industries as well as the increased delegitimization of making nuclear threats. The threat of nuclear war is real but so is the progress for Germany. Are people always threatening to use nukes? Are different countries about it? Well the New York Times. Are people always threatening to use nukes? Are different countries... You know, I'm not constantly online.

Newspapers say that they are. New York Times is always like, we're on the brink of nuclear war. You gotta buy this article, read all about it. But I mean, just in the world over, Trump is the only one that has ever threatened it. Yeah, it's like packaging, Hey, you know, if you guys,

we're threatening to work, we might just nuke, like I'm not seeing a lot of that stuff. Like, hey, we might. He said, Moscow, the Kremlin, all those towers, up in flames. And Putin said, yeah. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, yeah, awesome, fuck you. Really? Yeah. Only nine countries have nuclear weapons, which means that over 180 countries have chosen not to have them. Can't build them. Can't fucking get them. Yeah. Nine. Chosen?

Yeah, chosen. Right. We're above that. It's Star Trek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all like, oh, no, no, we're beyond that. We just aren't going to. It's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all like, oh no, no, we're beyond that. We just aren't gonna, it's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, some obviously have, because I mean, there's certainly the tech, like, you know, like, I don't know, I'm just thinking like, maybe like Switzerland, they probably don't have them, right? Could they build?

Yeah, but they're NATO. I'm sure they could. Everybody in NATO has, if they get in a fight, we have to nuke them. That's the fucking thing. That's the point. Yeah, not every, right. Not everybody fucking needs the, oh, what? We've already got, we outsourced that. Yeah, not everybody right not everybody fucking needs that. Oh what we've already got we outsourced that Yeah, yeah, yeah America will do it fuck them. Yeah

Terrifyingly close to nuclear war during the Cuban Missile Crisis the world actually came together and negotiated the nuclear non-proliferation Treaty which meant that no new countries were allowed to develop nuclear weapons We started the Cuban Missile Crisis by putting military bases in fucking Afghanistan. The world was able to come together and negotiate massive reductions in nuclear weapons arsenals. Alright. Yeah, I know. I can remember very well Reagan and Gorbachev during the 80s and all that kind of stuff. But it's like, we still had them.

Maybe it was like, yeah, we got rid of some of ours, we got rid of some of theirs, or neither of us got rid of anything. Well, they get rid of themselves, you know, if you's like, yeah, we got rid of some of ours, we got rid of some of theirs, or neither of us got rid of anything. Well, they get rid of themselves, you know, if you don't maintain them. So they'd probably just reduce their maintenance. Could be. This depresses, oh yeah, this depresses US citizens' wages

because of ESG driven equity initiatives seek to limit the variance in wages with the same title. Yeah, all of this stunted my wage growth for years when I realized it and pivoted to the space, which because of the national defense implications does not allow foreigners into the industry as a whole. Oh, security and stuff like that. Yeah, that's good. He got into defense because they can't hire H1Bs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh huh. I fucking I hate H1Bs more than normal immigration. Because guys who are like VCs and like founders of companies will brazenly promote it as necessary just to enrich themselves. Sure.

It's uh, it really annoys me that they're that they do that with no without blowback. Does not have 4900 in the industry as a whole. My salary increased 45% in three years. Wow. Charity starts at home when you see your country and society crumbling while it breaks, while it breaks, it's back to help outsiders. Understand that it's a symptom of a racket and wealth transfer and you're not benefiting. Thanks and go fuck yourself. Yeah. Excellent, excellent email there. I mean as long as, if we didn't have to pay taxes for this shit, let them all in. Don't care. Immigrate as much as you want, it'll be great.

If we go back to states' rights, no income tax, unconstitutional. Yeah, and we'll use whatever currency you want. Yeah, sure. Bring them in. But we don't have that, so can't have both. Dick and Sean, my name is Frank. Longtime listener. I've been around since your old show. I wanted to share my perspective as a lowly developer at a triple-A company. Due to the nature of this information, I will obfuscate my name, role, and employer. I have almost ten years of industry experience. I work at the top, one of the top three game developers in the US. It's about GamerGate stuff. Okay, oh, gotcha, cool. I was thinking about what you're saying, how as it became more Hollywood, it's just like a different animal. Oh, it is. And people still want the old version.

But you know, yeah, anyway. It's not any different. It's nepotism networking. It's like the chances of getting the best product are nil. Like, I mean, like there's always going to be... Red Dead Redemption 2 is really good, though. Well, no, I'm not saying you can't... I'm not saying you can't, there's not, cause there's a lot of talent.

But it's like what I'm saying is like, and as causes become more. It's crippled by like. And what has been happening with a lot of the, you know, like either wokeness, diversity, all that kind of stuff. Like you are, you know, you can only say intentionally

limiting your talent pool. It was like, I gave the voice actor thing where it was like, back in the day it was like, that's what was amazing is that a voice actor could play anyone and the character may not even be human. The character could be, it's like, but- You could have a trans woman playing as a man back in the day.

You could do that now. You could have anybody playing as anybody. and that and that was what kind of was Was amazing it really was like you're supposed to get the best person for the job. Yeah, and it's like now No, now it's these consultants poison everything. Yeah get in there and now now you don't like you don't hire them You you've done it all they run to their pals, the journalists, and try to fuck up your life. And ultimately you get a worse and worse product. What was like, oh my God,

like the acting in this is so fucking bad. And then they build up credits. That's because they had to. They worked on all these big games. Like, that was horrible. It's like, yeah, right, right. But it's like, God, this could have been so much, this could have been so much better,

but it was like, oh, we did an all, an all Native American female writing team. We did an all, it's like, what are the odds that those are all the best people in the industry? Zero. Zero, thank you. That's exactly, and that's exactly, that's, so this is what I, okay, if they are, this is what I've seen happen

in almost 30 years in the industry. Yeah. That's the, those are the, that's exactly, so this is what I've seen happen in almost 30 years in the industry. Yeah. That's what's happening. So like when people go, well, it's just the way that society and the people who are, you know, I don't know, they are... Can you imagine if schools had like 50% male teachers? Like, I don't want to send my kid to this fucking place. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm like I don't want to send my kid to this fucking place. What the fuck are you talking about? No. You've been around a man? Yeah, no. I don't think so. But we did find, we did find 30 Native American women for this like, eh, okay. It's the same. Um, alright. I have 10 years of industry experience. I worked with the top three.

Developers in the US, this might seem overly dramatic, but I hope will seem more reasonable after you have read the following. That doesn't seem dramatic at all. First off, I wanted to answer some questions you asked, Ick, then I'll expand on that and share some more information. How do they, consulting firms like Sweet Baby Inc. get suggestions in? Okay. So how would you think? I would think they bully developers and then they corner marketing people and try to like

incept the idea in them, like, hey hey I need some support getting this idea shoved through with the developers. They make assets already. Like there's so many ways I could imagine manipulating. Sure, okay. Consulting companies with the backing of ESG money and the federal government have been able to threaten compliance in a variety of ways. Keep in mind that Sweet Baby Inc. has less than 20 employees. So at first glance, their reach might seem limited. However, the tactics used involved activating developers within studios to force their incorporation

into the industry. Yeah, a while back, the head of SBI did a talk at GDC, is that a game developer conference? Is that what that stands for? Where she literally told game devs to threaten what would happen if they are included to show how the impact on social media would impact the game company.

This is primarily how they work through fear of labeling, both intentionally by the devs and externally by the customers. Thus, you find that a small minority of game devs are actually activists of the woke agenda. This explains your next question. Yeah, so they got like one guy in the inside. Yeah, I'm really, I haven't had sex in a while.

I'm gonna try this woke shit and see if that gets me some pussy. Again, yeah, there's always gonna be a percentage who uses it for, you know, for evil quote unquote. Yeah, exactly. What happens if... Well, they know... The people that deny this is happening say it's happening when it's for racism. Like, it only takes one bad cop in there to... No, I know. Yeah, that's true. You're right. And you guys are doing it too. What? How would that even...

There's only 20 of us. Yeah. How many cops beat... What's his name? Rodney King. Rodney King. Yeah. The whole department? Right. What happens if, uh, deny-argue- what happens if you deny-argue with their suggestions?

Since it's a small contingency that is drinking the Kool-Aid on this formula, you, um, might wonder why it isn't squashed by more level heads. It's a multi-threaded situation with lots of aspects. The needle has moved so much that the pushback on these ideas isn't the stance seen as offensive. Not openly embracing it is. Yeah, I understand. It's like North Korea. They're crying.

They love the leaders, leaders. Yeah much I'm sure that's that I'm sure that's true and in some circles behind, you know, like yeah If you're gonna put a black lesbian in the head of the game instead of a white guy, okay I mean just like that's racist get rid of get rid of this guy if you don't stand up and applaud That guy yeah, yeah, no, that that's, yeah, read that sentence again. The needle has moved so much that pushback on these ideas isn't the stance seen as offensive, not openly embracing it is. That's offensive.

That, I would say that more or less mirrors my experience. You're almost- In Hollywood, you mean? Yeah, right now. But that doesn't affect me directly. Yeah. I'm a button pusher. Right, right, right.

The creative teams. Yeah, I'm a fucking, I'm a technical guy who does a- The one thing they can't replace. Who does a job. But it's like, you know, but yeah, I mean, you do see people do trip over themselves to go like, that's, you know, I am so in favor of those. We need more of the-

I'm in favor of it plus one. It's just- I love it even more than that guy. Everybody panders to, it's like everybody's pretending to, it's a who can care more contest. It's really- By this, I mean, a who can care more contest. It's really. By this, I mean, things have shifted so far that now they will not accept your silence on a matter,

but rather your vocal agreement is required in order to appease them. I can see that. Silence is violence. HR DEI officers within the company will hire, fire, promote, demote based on adherence in support of the identity politics being pushed. They are infiltrated specifically into the areas of control within the studios

such that they have complete dominance over the career of developers. Wow. Old guard has been forced out in large numbers and the rest leave voluntarily as their numbers dwindle. Most of the people who just want to make fun games have families, therefore more likely to not be vocal for fear of losing their job. Sure. 18 year olds,

liquored up 18 year olds. Start them drinking at 10 is the thing. Yep. Where the activists are usually single, childless, lonely individuals who have no such fear. They also promote the brain rot. We are a family here ideals. I also agree with that.

This dynamic. The family dynamic and who you're responsible for and who you're- My family's at home. This isn't my family. Yeah, I think this guy's pretty astute. This dynamic is what gives them leverage over the rest. That's, oh God, that's fucking horrible.

This dynamic is what gives them leverage over the rest. This is the biggest factor I've seen. Those with families versus those who are lonely, talentless saps who dye their hair and change their pronouns to have an identity. Why they get hired. Primarily, this is due to them having worked themselves into positions of power, then able to hire, promote their identity politics. Consider this example. You have a team of developers and engineers who are largely apolitical. HR, being extremely activist in nature, begins to only hire devs that align with their politics. This is not an overnight occurrence,

but it happens over years. By controlling those fulcrums, they were able to change the dynamics. No longer do they hire based on skill set and value, but rather does this person check a box that will get us better clout, funding through ESG, et cetera. The ESG funding shit really trips liberal deniers? Up I don't know much about that, but you need money to do stuff

Yeah, and the people writing checks are like yes, because they get their money from somewhere else Yeah funded by how much you can convince some like VC shit bag right you're promoting how much you can convince some VC shitbag that you're promoting black people. How much you love black people? Like a lot, like wow, these other guys. Put your money where your mouth is. Yeah, these other guys say they love them a lot a lot. I love black people a lot a lot a lot a lot.

What are you talking about? Come on, Larry, I've known you for, you know I love black people, right? Right. I love them more than you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? Right. What are you saying?

This process slowly eroded the makeup of teams. No one spoke out primarily due to fear. What was that? I don't know. It didn't stop. It was like the headphone amp cut out. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. we're rolling. Yeah. They started in HR, then moved into the producer director roles, then set up DEI clubs, the slacks at every S&P at every

big company. Yeah. Yeah. The DEI snap, slack groups is horrifying. Yeah. Now, let me let me guess where he's going on this and he would be probably correct. So the, what you're getting is a shittier and shittier product based on all of this. And that is 100% correct. More like more of a vacuum. They infiltrated the devs themselves

since they seized power and it's also easier and easier to program So yeah, you know not Anything any amount of thinking that you spend on not programming is a waste and it makes you a worse developer But because the amount because the skill set is lowered the tools and stuff Yeah, you can afford to think about it less used to be you got man gotta, man, you're thinking about anything that's not code, you're- You're wasting time.

Yeah. You're not gonna make it. It's like a barrier. Well, I spent like 10% thinking about racial stuff. Okay, well, that's not enough. You have to have thought about it 100% of the time. Got it. Since they seized PowerPoints,

since the seized, since they seized the PowerPoints within the studio, most CEOs and studio presidents ended up losing control of their own company and didn't realize the threat until it was too late, and now they cannot act. That happened to Low Tax with something awful. He let the fucking... Lunatics run the asylum. You can't stop them. You can't just fire half of your staff.

There are a lot of tails wagging the dog these days. Yeah. I mean, you can, but only if you're Elon Musk and you have billions of dollars to just blow through. At some point, yeah, you have to be so rich. It's like waiting until the inflection point has gone on far too long to try and stop it. The poison is spreading, cannot be stopped

without amputating all of the limbs. My own two cents. I joined this industry because I like developing, I like games, I wanted to make content that people enjoyed as escapism that I myself had enjoyed when I was younger. It was a dream to work in this industry but I was far too late and arrived on the scene after the death spiral had already begun. The threat of being outed is too high now that many older devs are retiring or leaving for smaller indie studio work since the companies cannot afford to subsidize the money pit of DEI.

As they leave, more unskilled people are brought in and hired for simply being a them. Developments- Absolutely correct. Yeah. Again, in this industry- Every old white guy out replaced by a them. Except for five years in my 20s,

I've been in the industry since I was 18. And that is correct. And people, again, I've said this before, people who are very open and inclusive in their personal lives are really pissed off professionally. Yeah. Because it's causing a lot of work for other people are really pissed off professionally because it's causing a lot of work for other people because there's certain people

being put in positions of power who have no fucking business being in that position. And it's bad for the company and it's bad for them because they fail epically, but you can't say they fail. So they fucking stay there and shit all over everything. Everything is covered in shit and everybody under them is fucking cleaning it up. And who ultimately is fucked?

People consuming the product that they like, that they used to like. Development time goes toward DEI training. Hours of meetings about how to fit woke agendas into the game. Man, I was on a I was on a Hollywood call for the Screenwriters Guild where they were going, it was just like some zoom call they had, and they were going over how to they were going over how to

how to indoctrinate people into taking the vaccine. Like the call was dedicated to how you can work lessons into your shows to make people not averse to taking the COVID vaccine. Oh yeah, sure. I mean, sure. But it's, and it's been, and I haven't seen, I don't know how successful they were in putting that

in shows compared to like, you know, Trant. It's retarded. Right, because people are like, well, yeah. It's a year and a half lag time on this shit. Those shows are coming out now. Yeah. You know?

But the point is, why did this call exist? Yeah, right. How come all you fuckers are on here agreeing, one-upping each other on how you're gonna fucking brainwash people. Nobody's gonna dissent. Yeah. Like that, you know.

Some fucking, some government asshole, some like big, uh, big shot government assholes on it too, doing a lot of the talking. Yeah, sure. Um, I just joined it to see what they're up to, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta keep an eye on these motherfuckers. Mm-hmm. Um, uh, gameplay is the last thing they focus on now. It's become completely inverted. And now a silent minority of people opposed don't speak up because examples were made of the ones who did initially. Not just getting fired, but blacklisted from the industry.

There's no recourse. The industry has been gutted and is dying. I'll continue on as I have a large family to support, but I'm planning my exit as well. I know now there's no expiration on my ability to work here simply for being a... I know now there is an expiration on my ability to work here simply for being a cis white male. This won't end since the recent GAO report shows us they are funding and working with game companies for endeavors like this. What the fuck is this? Let me see. I don't know. Is this interesting? The C-mail? He's an insider. Well, it is to me in that it's been my experience. Yeah.

And the experience of people, friends and people close to me who also have worked in the industry for 20, 30 years. Oh, this is the government doing this. Fundraise, mobilize to online and offline action. Fundraise, crowdfunding, merchandise sales, online, organized online action, doxing and harassment, share tactics and organize offline violence. This is what the government said is happening in video games.

Remember they did a report saying why video games are dangerous. Yeah, well, you're right. There's been people doing this for decades. You gotta get these gamers liquored up. Then you're gonna see some real... Ten-year-old liquored up gamers. Let's take this lobby. Let's take this Call of Duty lobby into the real world. Then you have C-level execs and lawyers saying stuff like, uh, oh yeah. Oh god, what is this? And, you know my big, like a...

Oh, this guy's saying that Sweet Baby Incorporated the Consultancy basically didn't do anything. And that we're sexist and racist for suggesting it. Okay, fucking blow me. Well... Blow your brains out. Kill yourself. The... It's happening, Gro. We all know it. What's really, I try not to care about this kind of stuff,

but when I watch the finished product, especially of like something I work on, cause like I'll watch stuff, it's like, oh, that came. And like you say, especially in the animated world, you record everything before. And then it takes, it could be, if it's like, say, like an animated, like a straight to video, quote unquote, animated movie, like it may take nine months, 10 months,

11 months for them to get the animation back from overseas. And then they come in and then they do ADR on it when they fuck the lip flap up and different. Or because S&P says, we need to change that line. You can't say that. Okay, so actors come back in, they do that. They can't say the N word. Yeah, I mean, you guys should know this.

back in they do that. You can't say the N word. Yeah, I mean, you guys should know this. And then you really do the post on it. You know, you've got to do your sound design. Yeah. Hopefully some of that stuff has been going on to unfinished picture, but you don't, you know, everything should be locked, but composer.

So it does take a long time to, once we might not see things for stuff that I recorded in 2021, 2022, some of it is not out. It's not done yet, you know what I mean? So, and you come back, watch them and I'll be like, God, that was so heavy handed. Like, again, because even if you come back, watch them, and I'll be like, God, that was so heavy-handed. Like, again, because even if you want to, even if you want to-

And you got black Advil! Even if you want to put- Why did I do that? If you want to put, like, an agenda in the message of the show, you don't even have the best writers doing it, because it all can be done much better. It can be done in a way that doesn't hit you over the head like a clumsy fucking cretin.

Like it can be done so much better. Like applause comedy. Like you just put a comedy special that's just like there's no jokes, applause. Like who's this? You're not fixing anything with this shit. Yeah, it turns people off because it's like, God, that's so fucking heavy-handed. You could have done this so much better. And they like that. They like that the core demo is enjoying it less. I know how they think. That is what they get off on that shit. Like, well, they could have loved it. The core demo could have loved it, but they made it so it's just passable. That's ideal. I fucking know it.

And you can call them, they're a bunch of racists and they don't get it and all that kind of stuff. It's like, yeah. Development time goes towards the DEI training. That even exists is fucking retarded. Gameplay is the last thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Then you have to see. So there it is. The death of an industry. Speak up now and you will be blacklisted. Don't vocally advocate in support of DEI and be suspected. Bring in Chick-fil-A for lunch and get a meeting with HR. That was a big thing that went up. Somebody said their favorite food was Chick-fil-A and they got fucking blasted. Because of their anti-gay stance, right? Because they're Christians and stuff like that. But

maybe you just fucking like Chick-fil-A. Marriage is bad. Dude, I know tons of liberals who eat Chick-fil-A. Yeah, they like Chick-fil-A. Bring in Chick-fil-A. Screw up someone's pronoun and get and put on a P.I.P. What's that? Person in penis. P.I.P.? Is that a... you're gonna get put on a P.I PIP. I don't know. I don't know. Better watch it. PIP, like some kind of a probation.

Probation in person, in pedophile. Pedophiles in person, they send a pedophile to your house. To make sure that you're- To just have dinner with you and be weird. Yeah. Ultimately- You have a good time with them, cause you know, you're not a kid. So it's just like a-

Right, just like a- Weirdo. And you feel weird about it. Yeah it does it kind of just bums me out that there's there's stuff that can just be done better for just just just just the art of it. It's all suffering and everybody gets an a poorer product at the end of the day because people are putting insanely stupid limitations. There's so hard to argue with this, it's just deflect, deflect, deflect. On things. Look, I get like Mickey Rooney shouldn't play a Japanese photographer and like it's like

because. Why? Fucking, Randy loves that scene. No one gives a fuck. Because there's plenty of Japanese actors. Yeah, but it's funnier that he's doing this racist Japanese voice. Oh, wow, it's funny! Japanese people fucking love it. Oh, I'm sure some do. I'm sure some do. But like, it's, but when it comes to things like voice actors?

Like, I mean, aren't we a lot different now than like like burnt cork makeup and shit like you know like well I mean, that's very cool. That's blackface. You know like you know the term I mean, I guess that's how they think how you order it. Well. I mean, I think it's like That was part of one of the ingredients and before stage for you know okay stage makeup But I do that when I'm in my deathbed and And I'm in like an hospice care. Yeah. I'm going to the orderly that's kicking my ass. You're going to die a poor black child. Yeah. Bring me some blackface. Yeah. It's time. Right. And then I'm going to like stare and do do do do do do. I'm gonna listen to Primus. Put my face on and then I'll say.

Like a Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now. Yeah. And then I'm gonna die. He's gotta go kill Kurtz. I'm gonna say it was worth it. Yeah. Make sure this picture gets out there. Fuck you. Do not watch this up for the funeral. Right. Fuck you.

Perfect. It went out. These are my dying wishes. Right. So, they will be respected or else all the money is burned. Right. Burn it.

Right. You don't get anything. You don't get anything. Unless you do exactly what I say. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just gone, it's gone way too far to the detriment of- You're not gonna have a funeral? Yeah, blackface. Well, we're not, we don't want you

to have that kind of funeral. You're the one talking about funeral. Yeah, it's just pissed all over the good stuff that could have been. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. We're in an era of misallocated funding. Yeah. You know, the perversion of capitalism. Nothing is about game development anymore,

which is why $80 games are failing and indie titles focused on actual games are succeeding I do not comply. I refuse to go along with it. Thus. I know my days are numbered. I'm sure I'm already listed I've seen great devs with 20 years of experience get forced out Studio heads get forced out. There's no safety net at my studio women recently lost their restrooms to become gender neutral. The men's room still exists though, hell I may how. You have teams that will refuse to work with the devs specifically because they are white or straight, saying it ruins their safe space, it's circus.

At the same time, their financial failures continue and we get shitty content as a result. Happy to answer any more questions you have. Smooches is Sean. Dick, go fuck yourself. Best Frank. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. That all makes perfect sense to me. I mean, it's I'm sure that's exactly what he's experiencing and you know, lots of other people are too. I get it. I see it. I've noticed the change. I was there before, I'm here during. Like, and it's just, and it bugs me that like,

if people do say something like, but this could be better, like why are we, like then you're like a bigot or a racist, when at the end of the day, it is perfectly reasonable to think that you really, you care about this property. Like, I mean, like say it's a you know It's a it's a it's a known property. Yeah, it's like why did you do that to this? Yeah?

Why did you do that to this I? Totally get it All right Go with an old favorite watch today. I tell anyone to call in is anyone calling in Let's go with an old favorite. Did I tell anyone to call in? Is anyone calling in? Cheap Cheese, are you there? Who's there? Who's there that wants to call in?

Before I do this fat watch. If anybody wants to call in. Sound off. Like you've got a pair. Of thems. Here we go. This is from Dalton. Is this Fatwatch? You doing the worm, Mr. Blabtrus? Maybe this will be featured in Fatwatch.

Oh, I can already see it's a juicy one. What was the name of the blueberry in Willy Wonka? Uh... Was it... it wasn't Veruca Sall. She was the nuts girl. Oh, she was? Was it wasn't Veruca Sall. She was the nuts girl. Oh, she was, uh, was it Veronica something? Veronica? Well, anyway, it's a big fat lady. In a pink, pink outfit.

Yeah. Of course I can't fit the trade in now. Of course I'm going to suicide this smallest member of my family. Oh, poor bastard. Of course the armrest is digging. Yeah. And plus as I'm on a plane, of course I have to shimmy down the aisle sideways.

Oh God. Oh yeah, it's this meme format where they say, I'm this, I'm this, of course, and then they play into stereotypes, I think. Yeah. And plus as I'm on a plane, of course I need then they play into stereotypes, I think. Yeah. I'm plus-sized and on a plane. Of course I need to see the pelvic center. Oh, come on. What are you doing?

Plus-size your audio, fatso. Fatwatch pony trekking. Pony trekking? We're going to see some horses that need to be shot after a little trail ride here. Is this what I'm? Hey, Dick and Sean, I've been looking at booking a pony trekking trip.

What? What the fuck is a pony trekking trip? Like a trail ride. Like you go on a trail ride. What's a pony trekking trip? I never heard that phrase before. Trekking across, you know, I never heard that phrase trekking across, you know cross country I've heard not pony because he wants to fuck a chick That's what he wants because she likes looking at booking a pony

Trekking trip as part of a ploy to convince a woman to sleep with me. You're working too hard I was going I was going through reviews of a place and thought huh huh, the vast majority of reviews are five stars, but there's a single one-star review. I wonder why that could be. I think you'll have to guess. What happened? Somebody else was trying to find out. Oh, that poor Shetland.

The pony wrote the review. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, let's see here. It must be so gratifying for people who work in like a DEI hellscape to listen to this show where you can just make fun of fat women like normal, like God intended.

Uh, okay. Cheryl something. My experience, my experience at the Highland pony trekking was possibly the worst time I've ever had. The main... what does it say? The man lane? What? The man lane? What? I need to zoom in.

The man lane? The man lane? What the fuck? The man lane was so aggressive, unpleasant, and intimidating. The man Lane? Is that the- is she talking about the horse? Or the man? Or Lane? Is this guy's name Lane? Like L-A-N-E is what she means? Let's look up man, Lane. I think it's the man, Lane is his name. You think so?

I don't know. The man, Lane. Yeah, that guy, Lane, was such a dick. That guy, Lane, was so aggressive. Oh yeah, okay. Alright, cheap cheese, I'm gonna bring you in after Fat Watch. We could argue about Israel. Oh, okay.

Uh... You wanna start an argument at Israel at this time? This is exactly when I wanna start an argument about Israel. Christ. Sean, the free world hangs in the balance. I'm gonna need another... If I lose this argument... You have any more Coke? I think I took your last Coke. No, I'm sorry. God damn balance. I'm gonna need another- If I lose this argument- You have any more coke?

I think I took your last coke. No, I'm sorry. God damn it. She drank the last one. God damn it. She knowingly drank the last one knowing that you would be here and want it. And want it. She did it on purpose.

I got one. The man Lane was so aggressive, unpleasant, and intimidating. Yeah. I had been asked for my weight- Hahahaha! I had been asked for my weight when booking. Yeah. I had been asked for my weight. Hahahaha! I had been asked for my weight when booking. Yeah. And sent a rough estimate.

Rough estimate. A forty stone. Fourteen. A fourteen stone. Forty stone. How much is fourteen stone? Let's see. Uh...

Fourteen stone in tungsten. A stone is what? Fourteen pounds? Is it? Oh. Let's see here. Oh! Yeah. Uh, 14 stone and tungsten. Stone is what, 14 pounds? Oh. Let's see here. Oh! Okay, so she's a deuce. Three tungstens, 200 pounds.

I gave a rough estimate of 200 pounds. Jesus Christ. A rough estimate. It was wrong and I am heavier. Oh yeah. He shouted because there is a legal limit of 14 stone and I was putting his horses in risk because of my weight. True. Yeah bitch you're fucking riding on another creature's spine. Right. What are you thinking? You shouldn't be wanting to do this at all at your size. He said this happens every day.

Yeah, because people- It's dangerous for his horses. When he stopped for a breathe, I suggested that I forfeit the ride. He said, no, I could ride, but myself, my son, and another lady booked on the ride independent of us could ride, but for one hour, not two. It was so humiliating.

He said, no, you can ride for an hour. Not two, too much. Horses will break in half. It was so humiliating. But you look like that all the time though. To be shouted at that I am too heavy for the national legal limit for pony trekking, that I was endangering the horse,

I was to ride and had ruined the other lady's ride was utterly devastating. So for 120 pounds, I was shouted at, told I was too heavy, and then spent an unhappy 40 minutes trekking. So she still went on the pony trekking. Yeah, I mean, there's, so there must have been a weigh in. Just miserable.

There must have been a weigh in at the. Yeah, he did an ocular fucking weigh in. You mean how much? 14 stone? I don't think so. Yeah. Surely if the national weight limit is 14 stone, when I sent my weight as 14 stone, a quick email asking me to be 100% sure would have been good practice. Uh, nah, this is better practice, I think.

You could put that shit in your, it's like, hey, we will, if we, if we think you're close, you will be asked to step on a scale at the, at the point of, That is implied with the question. How much do you weigh? Right. Really? They should have told me that they wanted an honest answer.

You weigh a bit more than the 108. Yeah. They should have told me that when they asked how fat I was, that they actually needed to know, cause it was important. Right. Not just making conversation. Not to make fun of me.

It's right. They should have shouted it through my fat brain. I would have said, oh, oh, you actually need to know? Right. Oh. I would prefer to end the day with the same number of horses that I started with. That I have today. Yeah.

I did receive further emails, but not informing me, but none informing me that my weight was at the legal limit. A dreadful experience. Would telling you that it was a legal limit have made you tell the truth? I don't think so. I've known a lot of fat people, they never, never tell the truth. They'd rather shoot the horse or the pony than tell the truth about their weight. They say if you're more than 14 stone,

then you can ride for an hour and then the pony rides on you for an hour. So you better be sure. Don't eat it. Yeah, it's not about the horse's spine it's cuz you might eat the horse I don't know where to send this but it's a fat mate cafe Kaz says sent this one in made like a cleaning lady made let's see oh oh it's Japan okay Japan has fallen on oh no the the Westerners got in with their fucking food.

Sayonara. Ooh, wow. All the people commenting at Chubby Maid Cafe with the running emoji. Y'all are so late on this. I've been obsessed with this photo because they look so adorable. Man, these have got to be the fattest chicks in Japan. Yeah. Poof. Yeah. Poof.

Yeah. What the fuck is going on here? How do you get that fat in Japan? Is this like a sumo thing? I don't know, man. Like... Huh. That's not the... It's not typical, is it? I mean, it's not...

No. No. Oh no. What does she have? She's got some kind of a... What is that? She's got a surfboard between her tits. Hahaha! A surfboard? What are these faces?

I don't know. I don't know. Japanese women get so fat they turn, um... Oh fuck, what's the word? Cabbage Patch? They turn into cabbage patch. They turn into Cabbage Patch. They turn into Filipinos. That's what. You didn't know that, I bet.

You know, there's... It's like Pokemon. They turn into different... Got it. More Fab-Made stuff? Oh, what the fuck is going on here, man? Come on! All right

Whale-o have I played this one already? Whale-foe? Was that one? Whale-foe. Oh, yeah same one. Oh and Someone by the name of Randy sent this in let's see here What do we got here? Oh, no Okay, whoa dude that would be fun What do we got here? Oh no. Oh no. Okay. Whoa!

Dude, that would be fun! Is that... Did I get the wrong one? That looks fun. It does look fun. It's a thing where they're... Uh oh. It's a thing where they're... Okay.

So they're... It's like a... It's like an air, a giant airbag. Yeah. Like a hundred foot long airbag that people jump on one end and the person laying on the other end gets catapulted. Right? Right. And then we saw it work with a normal size person. Yeah.

And then, oh yeah, it looks great, right? And they go into a ball pit. Yeah. And then Godzilla here steps Oh yeah, it looks great, right? And they go into a ball pit. Yeah. And then, uh... Godzilla here steps up to the plate. Oh no! We're gonna need some more guys for the- Cross your arms, and stop eating ten years ago. Oh no.

So now they got- Three guys! Three guys! We're gonna need some more- How many guys you got here? Right. Whew, we're gonna need them. Oh no! Oh no! Boom! Cratered like the moon. Oh, but then she's trying to get back in and just eat shit.

I think she's just trying to walk. I mean it was a successful flight. I mean like she just needed a couple more guys. Yeah, she didn't fly quite as high or as far. All right, all right, all right. Let me talk to cheap cheese. Are you there? Cheap cheese? Who's suppressed? Don't give me that suppressed shit. Cheap cheese, are you there? Good, how are you?

Good, can you hear me? Yes. How are you? I'm good. You're good? Jewish and good. Where are you in the world? I'm in Israel. I'm like 20 minutes away from Tel Aviv and like three hours from Gaza, I guess.

How's it going over there? How is your life over there? Well. It's well? Right now it's well. Yeah, it's weird, you know? So I'm too old to have any friends that are really fighting in Gaza. Yeah.

So. That's good. I Gaza. Yeah. So, I mean, I guess. Yeah, that's good. You know, at this point, you don't really feel anything anymore. We used to have alarms up until like a month ago, but I don't know, it's pretty much back to normal, which is weird, you know? Yeah, somebody wrote in about the alarms. The rocket attack alarms. Can you hear the Iron Dome shit exploding?

Yeah, you can see it. It's crazy. It's quite a system. One time I was going home from work in my car, so I had like 10 minutes. And it was fucked up because they obviously used very are just, they just work on round hours. So if you avoid round hours, it would be fine. But once they- Wait, wait, say that again, if you avoid round hours?

So all the lunches were in round out. So every time they launched rockets out to civilians, it was in like 4 p.m., 5 p.m., 6 p.m. Oh, at the top, yeah, yeah. Like a fucking clock? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Hamas. It a fucking clock? Yeah.

Fucking Hamas. It's better than the bell. They fuck up everything. You guys gotta randomize it a little bit. You can't do it on the fucking hour. They're gonna know that. Yeah. We... I mean, I saw some pictures. I don't know if they're legit.

It's like basically the timers you would use for cooking is what they use. No fucking way. Egg timers. We gotta stop exporting egg timers. Ding! So one time I was going from the office back to my home, which is like a 10 minute drive, and there was an alarm blaring and blaring whatever. And I just stopped you, they tell you to go out of your car, lie on the side of the road, and then you just see it happening over you.

Which is pretty crazy. So they say there's a rocket attack happening, and they say to get out of your car and go lay on the side of the road? The thing is, shrapnel is what's really dangerous. So if you're in your car, and you're saying like... Yeah, I would want my car to protect me from shrapnel.

But there's glass and that's the sharpness that gets you, you know. Fuck that. It makes sense after you think about it. So that sucks. One other thing that sucked really, except the first day we were basically like three or four hours in shelter not knowing what's going on. It was, they sent out the message so we have like the part of the military that's like basically telling the civilians what to do and what to prepare. They were like okay prepare for 72 hours without electricity

everyone. The entire country went into panic. Sure. Everyone's like, the buying spas like crazy. That's the last place you'd want to be if there's some kind of a panic buy. Israel. Right? Yeah. Oh no. I was in the supermarket for like two and a half hours. What'd you buy?

Everyone was just just like food You do yet so Yeah, it's I mean it became normal I mean when I listen to you guys obviously, you know, you get the joke jujutsu great keep keep keep at it We don't give a shit. Well Jews make fun of themselves as much as anybody I Over here, Jews make fun of themselves. I lost my fucking YouTube account for joking about Jews. So it's definitely, some of you give a shit.

We had a hard day then. My YouTube got Hamas'd. Oh God. The only thing that like, I sent you an email back in the day about some other guy talking shit about things We're doing like yeah so you were talking about the videos of like the all the Palestinian civilians in Gaza like Going to get you know, the the food from the drops or whatever

Oh, yeah, I from the states and then that we like that's funny at that point That I mean, We don't do that. I mean, we obviously shuck up, but I mean, I'm saying we because this is, it's a mandatory army service, right? So the people that's really, the people operating everything are like people like me. They're not dickheads, but they're just normal people.

Most of them, a lot of them aren't like crazy, far-right people. And I mean, if they would get an order, they're like, hey, kill all those kids, they'd be like, why though? So that's the only thing that doesn't gel with me. Everything else makes sense. We suck, our government is somehow worse than yours. Hasidic Jews can go fuck people.

Well, because it is our government. That's why it's worse. It's just we have to get a plane ticket to harass our government in Israel. That's the problem. No. I can tell you that most of us hate Hasidic Jews more than we hate anyone in Gaza because they take all of our fucking money in income tax.

And don't do shit. What are you guys paying income tax over there? Too much. What it comes to a total of like 40%. 40, yeah, it's fucking same. It's insane, it's insane. Man, my impression of going to Tel Aviv for like a week was that someone basically scooped out LA

and like cloned it and just deposited it in the Middle East. It is identical except the women are skinnier and hotter and not as fat. I don't know what Tel Aviv looks like. It looks like LA, Sean. It looks exactly like LA down to the construction. Like even the amount of construction that's going on is like LA. I think the only thing, like I agree with you that most people wouldn't kill kids if they got the order. Um, the problem is like, I think our cops and military would. I think that our, our guy, I assume that our guys are, um, there's enough of them

that are capable and that want to do really bad shit. No, some of our guys will too, but I just don't think it's the majority. Definitely not the majority. The problem is that those couple guys really mess it up. I think like eight years ago, so we always have all these small bombings and small stabbings and stuff like that by people that from the West Bank or whatever. And there was this huge story where one soldier who was in his mandatory service, they caught

one guy after trying to stab one of the soldiers, shot him. And then on video, he just shot him again when he was already tied up and everything. Right? Yeah. So there was a huge news story. I remember that. Yeah. And like, we take this shit seriously. Yeah. So that's why I'm skeptical when it comes to those things. And I also remember the first week or second week or whatever when we I'm doing air quotes, bombed a hospital and they said it's like 400 people. And the next day, 15 cars got burned and it was a misfire of like a Jihad rocket or whatever.

So that's it. Everything else you write, we suck, everything sucks. Our governments are shitty like you said. Yeah, it sucks because for us, it's like Israel only exists as a concept used by politicians to take our money. Like it doesn't, we have no say in like what's happening in the Middle East and very little conception

of how it got to be that way. This is true. But I know that when I hear about it, someone is coming to take my money. So it like, it puts you on the side, it puts us reflexively, on the side of having to deny basically anything that supports what politicians are saying. You know what I mean?

Like we just, we get put in the spot where they say- Because we know it's a grift. Because we know they're lying, we know if they're lying or telling the truth, the point is taking my money. And I don't want to give them any of my money. And they're going to make it worse. No matter what they do, they're going to make it worse. So whatever they say...

My exact thoughts on... I'm like that with black people. They're like the fault. I'm kidding. I was just kidding. I missed that, actually. There's not a lot of black people in Israel. I know.

That's the one difference. No, you're going to say no. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I missed that. There's not there's not a lot of black people in Israel. No you say no no we have a bunch they're good yeah yeah yeah you can tell they don't you can tell they don't have as many of us because he's cuz of what he just said yeah have you ever been to the south have you ever been to like Atlanta in the US no no then you're gonna experience black people like you never experienced Have you ever been to the South? Have you ever been to like Atlanta in the US? No. Oh, then you're going to experience black people like you never experienced before. Yeah.

Yeah, well, I mean, what can I tell you? The thing is, I don't know like what you guys are going through with illegal immigration and everything, right? So everything can say it can sound on the other hand like an exaggeration or like someone's underplaying it. But yeah, right here is like what you said. I mean, I guess if Tel Aviv is like LA sort of, most of the Israeli people, the ones that can speak English are like, extremely influenced by American culture. It's pretty similar in terms of like, what we're looking at, what we're listening to. Oh, we've infected the world.

I mean, it's great. It's fantastic. I went to a music festival. I mean, it's our guys writing the stuff, but they're in Hollywood. They're not here. Yeah. There you go.

There you go. Quite frankly, we need more of your guys writing the stuff. The problem is when you're not writing the stuff. It kind of goes downhill. Yeah, the shittiest part, the last thing that really sucks about everything with this war is like you said this a lot of times, is our PR situation. Like the Voldemort posters and shit they do on Twitter or whatever, instead of like, I don't know, not saying anything, I guess is better. Basically anyone that goes into those positions

in the Israeli army is the women that couldn't get into decent marketing jobs in the open market. So obviously it's gonna be very shitty. So your military PR is being run by women who were not good enough to get marketing jobs. Everything that's not. I knew it, almost a floating combat position, is women. Oh, I fucking knew it. Yeah, and the real, the people who pay the price are just like, you know, normal people.

Always. It sucks. It's easy. It's like, it's a, it becomes a prerogative of Americans to, as much as we hate our own government, to hate the governments of other countries that are aligned with us. Right? Yeah. Like Israel specifically. I fuck, I fuck, the only government that I hate more than Israel's government is our government.

Right? And there is, it's the 51st state. Like it's a, everything that they're doing is I think hurting you guys and us more. Although I don't know. Maybe it's not. What do you think is going to happen? I don't know man. I don't know. Like what you think is gonna happen? I don't know man. No? I don't know. Like the... What do I think is gonna happen? This shit won't happen again. Because all the people that slept on the watch can never do this. At least not for like...

Do you think they'd let it happen? Do you think they'd let this terrorist attack happen? I don't know man. I'm not... I don't want to put the info letter or anything but... A lot of things went wrong at the same time, you know? Like, their plans were good, they executed well, but you always have this like piece of your, you know, you're thinking about like, no way everything happens that way. No way. And I don't know though, a lot of shit adds up and it was a Saturday, which is like, you know, our Sunday

Nothing like the religious sense, but just not everyone's not under those and Yeah complacency is a is a real thing. Yeah. What do you think of the kosher light switch? Have you seen that? Have you seen the kosher light switch? I kind of heard about it All the shit the Hasidic Jews do is just so messed up. What is that? It's a fucking, because Hasidic Jews can't work machinery on Shomer Shabbos. Yeah, after sundown or a certain day.

The whole day. So they all have the lights off, right? Except if they're inside. Did you know that Jews have a string around all of New York City? Yeah, the string is fucking stupid, yeah. Do you know that? A string around what? Around New York City. There's a string. You don't know half of the dumb fucking rules they have. What's the dumbest? What's a dumb rule that I don't know?

So, very orthodox, right? Yeah. I mean, you're going to like a lot of them about treating women in certain ways But I mean you just can't get over the smell The thing is the rest like they're in the fucking Second World War in Poland yeah 40 degrees Celsius, I don't know how much that's infernal right, but that's a lot. It's hot. I've been on planes. It's horrible. Was it not like a, can you not wash or something?

Or like what's the- Yeah, why they like that? They just walk around for an hour outside in this weather and our humidity and they smell the way they would. Because they wear like the Undertaker. Oh no, I know, it's all the hat and the hat is like the shrapnel. But is there some kind of thing about deodorant? You know that hat can be like $5,000 to get that hat? That hat is $3,000? It hat is like a f***ing hat. But is there some kind of thing about deodorant? You know what that hat can do?

Like $5,000 to get that hat? That hat is $3,000? It's in stores like some of them. Oh, retail? You have classes, you know? It's crazy. They pay in retail? It's crazy.

They have stores. It's a good deal. It's like this special bag. I don't know if you saw those in flights. They have like a hard bag for it. Like you have for guitars. Sean, you'd like that? Yeah, yeah. They have cases. Oh, they do. I'll be on the lookout for that because they're so expensive man

The smell is I was at the the wailing wall in Jerusalem and there's like a little cave like where the really amped up Hasidic Jews are in there with all their kids screaming about stuff And it's the smell still lingers to this day. It's like a Magic the Gathering tournament. It's like the equivalent. Yeah. I have been in Paris subway in August. I might put that up against.

Doesn't smell like that anymore. No? They imported a whole new country. Doesn't smell like that anymore. Yeah. No, they got new they got now they imported a whole new country Yeah, they got the string around all of New York City so Jews can like do normal stuff and pretend that they're inside Hmm, because it was a god side during Sabbath. So they made a string seems like a loophole. Yeah, what's that? The thing to trick God, which is yeah, that's the funniest part're trying to trick God, which is weird. That's the fucking funniest part! Everybody tries to trick God.

Every religion tries to trick God. They all think he's stupid. They're like, I will lawyer God. White people are just like, well, you know, God understands what I'm a good guy and what I'm about. Primordial sex, or you know. Jews are like, so the kosher light switch, and they have it like, it's a real thing, and they have a whole infomercial about it that we should probably watch.

It's a light switch that instead of, they're not working a machine by doing it, they're just flipping a switch and the light switch will randomly shoot an electron, a photon to a sensor. And the other side might randomly listen for a sensor. So it's totally random. It just so happens when you flick the switch, the light turns. Awesome. Intermediary. But there's all these components to it to overcomplicate it. It's so funny. There's a big social issue now about them joining the military because obviously they avoid it because in 48,

our first prime minister was like okay there's like 50 Shiva guys yeah they can keep learning their shit will be fine and then it became like a million yeah yeah so they get out of it right you don't do shit and now obviously after a war started people are talking again about forcing them to do it so they're We don't do shit. And now, obviously, after a war started, people are talking again about forcing them to do it, so they're fucking, they're like, we're never gonna fucking do it, we're gonna move abroad.

Oh, wow. Leave us. They're gonna move to Gaza. Do you have your spot picked out in Gaza after you wipe all the Palestinians out? Yeah, next to the beach. I saw some fucking woman, she like immigrated to Israel from New York. She was talking about how she would happily live on the beach in Gaza once they clean it up.

Like, what are you fucking doing? Why are you saying this? It's not good PR. This is terrible. They're not thinking straight, no one is. The thing is, so I don't think a lot's going to happen. I don't think the war up north is going to happen. It would have happened by now. With Hezbollah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's much scarier because they have useful rockets that can hit targets. We're still obviously, you know, we have an air force and everything. So it's not really that scary, but it's probably going to die down in 20 years. They're going to be assholes again, or the Mossad is going to kill a lot of them. Who knows? It's never going to stop. It sucks for my kids.

That's the reality, right? So the shitty part here, I have a five-year-old and a two-year-old. So the five-year-old already knows what alarms are. That sucks. Yeah. It does. It does. It sucks for guys and children more, right?

Because they're fucking dying. The numbers are definitely inflated, but they're obviously dying. So it sucks. Why would somebody inflate numbers of deaths though? Because it's, I mean, think about like the marketing implications of that. If you would have told you that you know remember the beheaded babies yeah like we it was always around the numbers you need you need this you know you gotta have a round number I guess yeah you gotta be six feet tall you can't be

five you can't have a 511 dead babies beheaded babies you gotta have 40 37 like that's weird yeah the other and the last thing that's really annoying about like misinformation or whatever, it was that party, that like Nova thing, where people were saying that. So you had this like music festival called Nova. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So a lot of people still believe that most of the people who died there was like a crossfire from our side. Oh, from Israel's side? Yeah, that's just...

If you look at all the evidence, it's just insane. Hundreds of people died there. Hundreds of people got killed? I had a friend who was a police officer, he's still a police officer, his car got shot, he's fine. But you know, it's for like a week or two, we were all like locking our doors, like panicking, thinking they're gonna be like at our door. And we're like a few hours away. Do you guys have guns?

Do you have guns in your house? No, you can get a license here, but- Man, you guys gotta have guns, man. A lot of us do, a lot of my neighbors do. Yeah, it's... Even in LA, like, there's break-in reports around, like, crime's gotten so bad here, it's just kind of, it happens all the time, but if I didn't have... I mean, it's, you know, it's not the same as terrorism, but they'll still kill you.

They break in to take your stuff. Yeah. I don't know how I'd feel about that one. I guess it's even more likely to get robbed in LA than, I don't know, get a terrorist knocking at your door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys have, well, you guys forever have had, do you have a plan if a terrorist comes?

Like, do you have like a battle plan in your head? Like some sick moves? I don't know maybe maybe maybe speak some Arabic and make him feel like I'm part Arabic or whatever. I don't know. Confuse him like you're getting a robot like you're confusing a robot into their head like a lot you know you give them like a paradox I think. Yeah you gotta confuse him. Probably a good idea. I don't know. Yeah, they started selling these like blocks of wood that we all have safe rooms in our houses like all the modern houses. You do? Like a tornado shelter? For terrorists? Yeah. For rockets, basically. Oh, for rockets. Wow.

But it can be the same thing. Fucking rockets, man. You can lock it and everything. So what happened on October 7th, they still were able to open it just by pulling it very hard so they're selling this piece of wood that you put over your door handle and completely blocks it. How much is that? 50 bucks?

Jews selling wood? It was expensive at this time. Your panic room doesn't work because of a piece of wood? Lack of a piece of wood? That's a shitty panic room. Yeah, because not all of them lock and like... Most of us just use them as like, you know, storage. Yeah, right. We can't go in there, all my pornography is down there. I can't get the kids... them as like you know storage yeah we need to stand with the troops is there a

contention of that like I mean in America we have there's just there's so much macho bullshit in America of guys who are just like, just bloodthirsty. And they support the military, like they want deaths on the news, they want war, they think the atomic bomb is their own cock. Is there a lot of that stuff in Israel? We have a couple of politicians that snuck their way into government with Netanyahu, who's the biggest asshole of them all, that are basically just calling for war every day, like Twitter and everything.

And obviously never had any, they didn't do the military service because of the religious. So it's... Yeah, real easy. But yeah, most of the normal people, you know, at some point you become complacent and they're like, I'm going to stay outside for this alarm. And then you hear, you know, the Iron Dome intercepting something or you just have something land, you know, 300, 400 meters from your house. And most people just go back to the going to the safe. So yeah. Yeah. Cause you'll go crazy worrying all the time. Yeah.

Yeah. You just have to live your life at some point because it's crazy that that becomes normal. But it is it has been for decades. I remember when I used to do to go to university in the south. So back then in the south, you barely had any alarms. And you also had a lot of people from the center going to school there. So a lot of them weren't used to having alarms. So I was in some pub late at night and there was an alarm all of a sudden like some new like, I don't know, conflict started. So all

the girls from Tel Aviv were like panicking. Like glasses flying everywhere. And I'm like, you know, I just get up, I go to the thing. Like people are like panicking. So you have people here that like the more you're close to the center, you barely experienced it. So we left for those guys. It's fucked up. But like you said, you get used to all of it.

Girls are probably all turned on though too. Yeah. See's fucked up. But like you said, you get used to all of it. Girls are probably all turned on though, too. Yeah. See, in my tie here, California, California has thousands of earthquakes every day. That's you don't feel almost all of them. Yeah, it's constantly you feel almost none of them. But like it's every people who have never been, you know, every once a day, a couple of times a year, whatever you feel like terrorism is. I'm saying, but anybody anybody who's never been in an earthquake.

Oh yeah, they're all freaked out. What do we do? What do we, like something like, if it didn't collapse, like could this fall down? Could this fall? Yeah, it's like, no, it's just, they never do. It's, you know, it just isn't. I wouldn't get out of my car, lay on the road.

Yeah. I thought that as well, but it's like, most of the people that die from the rocket attacks is from sharp net. So it doesn't make sense. Honestly I'd be okay with that. It's like MacGyver built a rocket but a shitty one right? It's like they take a pipe out of the ground. They put some I don't know everything's improvised and shitty and so... I know they got the underdog appeal to them. That's the best part.

But they're not playing it up. They're playing up all the Muhammad Jihad shit. They should be playing up the DIY, you know, bootstrap part. Yeah, your idea of like putting the A-Team music over it. Oh yeah. Yeah, it would be better. But you know, nobody listens to me. That's...

Yeah. You know? You're underappreciated in the middle of this. I agree. I think even though we have so much in common, I think there's some, you know, lagerheads. We're at an impasse still. But I really appreciate you calling in. It's interesting to hear.

It's interesting to hear from, I hope you guys win, obviously, as quickly as possible. We gotta win, it's just annoying. It sucks. Well, annoying is the worst possible thing. Right, because you're annoyed forever. Yeah, you're always annoyed. But yeah, I'll start a war on Hasidic Jews any day.

If they let me, they're a much bigger problem. Fuck them. Dude, they're crazy. They were going... Look, the craziest thing about the Wailing Wall... Extremism. Yes. It was the old men and a bunch of pre-teen boys. I'm like, man, what are you doing to these kids stop? This isn't right screaming about whatever pretending to be in like an

epileptic fit over Something what are you doing stop somebody stop this? Yeah, yeah, yeah anyway seems like it makes it harder to get along with people if you're extreme the cops were hot though Yeah, I hate saying it too. Yeah. I know it's propaganda, but it's fucking true, man. Yeah, they do a lot of shit to make the uniform look better. They put a lot of time into it

because the standard one doesn't look the way you saw. Oh, really? It's the face. It's the facade of... They have this, Israeli women have this thing that they do, they called it not eating. Oh. When I was there.

Fasting? Yeah, no, just not eating all the time. Oh. Yeah, they only eat on the round hours like he's saying. How do you pronounce that again? Yeah, I've never heard an American woman say it. Not eating between hours. Not all the time.

Got it. Anyway. Interesting. What makes you rage, besides Hasidic Jews? I mean, they're at the top of the list. It's really hard to think of anything else. You just see your paycheck, you see the income tax. And how much do you hate Nick Fuentes?

That's another, Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes How are they causing a lot of problems for you? Really? I don't think any other is ready than me or the other few dickheads know even who they are No, that's interesting. They've been banned from you know, no, I see life. No, I know I know I'm following all the stuff for you guys But yeah, it's We don't care about 90% of that shit Oh, I see. Life. No, I know, I know. I'm following all the stuff for you guys, but yeah. We don't care about 90% of that shit. Yeah. Yeah.

But yeah, no, I see the Jews, they're still at the top. They can go fuck themselves. Basically, a family on average, like a working family, secular family, $ thousand dollars we earn in a month goes in taxes to an orthodox family every month on average. So yeah, that's why- Who's doing all the settling? Are they doing all the settling in the West Bank too? No, that's the fucked up thing.

No, in the West Bank, yes, they suck, but next to Gaza, it's actually leftists who believe in peace. Wait, wait, say that again? Next to Gaza? Next to Gaza, all the kibbutzas around it are mostly filled with leftists that believe in peace and coexistence with Gaza. But they're moving into their place believing in peace is that like they're settling in the West Bank and also no no West Bank is is what you said it's like crazy orthodox people but okay in the Gaza

Strip like next to the Gaza Strip yeah it's all leftists and like, yeah, those are the guns that got the most. So yeah, I guess that's ironic. I don't know. Well, you would know. We look to you to tell us what iron if this is if something is ironic or not. There's they used to be inside the middle of the gutter strip. You had some settlements. Yeah, we had like, I think they call it like the disengagement like, I don't know, 15 years

ago and ever since then we weren't inside it. And everyone around it is like, you know, just people doing agriculture, agriculture and not giving a shit. And yeah, but acidic juice. Top of the list. If you would be able to put, to pitch that as a problem in the biggest problem, that would be, top of the list. You should, if you would be able to put, to pitch that as a problem, the biggest problem, that would be.

I would instantly lose every account that I have, all of them. Bank accounts, Petco account, Ralph's Club account, every account would be terminated instantly. Yeah, we can, all the things, it's a problem. It's great, when I went to the Burning Man in Israel, it is like, it's exactly like LA in the desert desolation like driving out to Vegas from here.

Yeah, yeah, sure. There's just nothing, nobody around, a couple of farms, exactly like you're saying. It's so eerie to see that anywhere else in the world. And I'm like, man, I fucking swear to God, this is LA. Yeah. Anyway, thank you for calling in, man Thanks. Yeah. Thanks. Bye. Bye And there he goes. All right, it's been the dick show patreon.com. What do you think about that? Okay?

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