The Dick Show - Episode 426 - Dick on Oinkamania

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

Basically a bloodbath with unexpected guests, secretly recorded phone calls, doubly secretly recorded phone calls, also an all-trans football team, cheating is rampant at the Paralympics, a crow man near me, broken fat people testers at the amusement park, and Maddox's tips on how to improvise during your audio book recording; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Live show. There we go. There we go. Do do do. Do do do. We should always, we should, whoa whoops. Should start with a song. Get everybody on the moon. 100%. There's a man on the internet. Fortunately, there's a dark side to this person.

There's a man on the internet. He's addicted to drama. There's a man on the internet. He's addicted to drama. There's a man on the internet. He spreads rumors about people he doesn't know. There's a man on the internet Yeah! Uh huh! Jammin'! We should give him the benefit of doubt Benefit of doubt? Benefit of...uh oh What happened? Oh no, that's terrible

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I was the best one this time. I agree. Yeah, there's just something to it. There's something about coming to the crescendo and saying, he hurt my feelings. Dick hurt my feelings. I really thought he was going to try to bring it home strong. Yeah. Maybe he did. You think he did? Maybe for him? For him, he, you know, he illustrated

this ongoing targeted harassment with such scathing tweets as Dick Masterson saying, this was pathetic. He really had, he saved all of those. As an example of targeted harassment. All of my comments on his content when I said, this sucks. This was pathetic. This show sucks. Oh God. This show fucking sucks, I said.

Unbelievable. Here we have from Vito. Unbelievable. Okay, give me your legal name and I'll file a restraining order. He's saying to this gentleman,be Tude in the chat. Longtime supporter of the show engaged guy Vito says okay give me your legal name and I'll file a restraining order against him. This is a hard left. Have you ever threatened any of the fans with a

restraining order Sean?, no I have not. Kind of seems like a waste of time, doesn't it? Yeah, but also I'm not the lightning rod that he is. Hahahaha! That lightning rod is starting to wilt and melt because of too much lightning, I think. Well, I mean, yeah, ultimately what's gonna- That's what happens. What's gonna happen, yeah. ultimately, what, you know, what's gonna- That's what happens. What's gonna happen, yeah.

You gotta replace that rod every once in a while. Take it down for servicing, right? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, like, he seems to, I've been on the show one time, and I remember during the live show, the one in downtown, where I was like, wow, he likes to get combative with the audience.

So I assume, because he's not, like, wow, he likes to get combative with the audience. So I assumed, because he's not like in person. Why don't you go to jail? I'm trying to save your fucking life. The audience got that idea too. Yeah, if you're just hanging out with him in person, he's not like that at all. But like, so I'm like, okay, well, he's doing like a thing, but then he also, if he's melting,

then he's not really doing that thing, right? It's taken a personal toll on him. I don't know, does this sound like a thing? This is just released. Here's some content that's just released by Riley or Young Clipa. Let me put it in the frame here. This is a recorded conversation

between Vito and Riley and Mint. Vito said he wanted to apologize for Mint, so he's been haranguing her to call him all week so he could apologize. To her? To her. Why? What's the background on that? She's been being an asshole.

Like to her? to her like anytime he argues with Riley He's like it brings in mince got it and insult and like laughs about her views and like stuff like Says stuff to Riley like you should launch a comic just cuz you don't you don't believe in mince ability to draw and stuff Like that. It's like okay. That's pretty that's pretty harsh for people that Support you. I mean he got them to call, he got Matt to call him so he could apologize, but he was secretly recording the call. Veto was. On her, yeah.

And then it turns out Riley was also secretly recording the call. He just can't, both of these guys, man. So then Riley said, oh yeah, I'm secretly recording it and I'm gonna release it. All the shit that you've just said on this call, I'm blowing it out there. So he recorded it for different reasons, basically.

Well, look, if you're recording a call, there's a couple, there's a spectrum of reasons why you wanna record a call. You wanna make sure the other person's not lying. That's maybe a reason. You wanna ruin the other person. the other person's not lying. That's maybe a reason. You want to ruin the other person. Right, that's another sassy other side of the spectrum. Of course.

So I don't know, you can record it defensively, you know, Nixon recorded a lot of calls, not really known as being a stand-up honest guy. Nah. I'm not gonna go so far as to say he's guilty. I mean, you know. He did fuck the country over, but whatever. Reputationally, personally, probably not a stand-up guy.

No. So Vito said, I'm recording this call. By the way, I'm recording this call, so I have evidence of you saying you're coming to my house and you're gonna pour a bucket of pig's blood into the cracks of my car so that the inside of my car is covered in pig's blood. That's oddly specific.

It's, what do we call oddly specific? Usually a joke. Right, normally. Yeah. Yeah, because it would, it's cause it's kind of, I'm gonna stick this Heineken bottle so far up your ass, you're gonna taste antisemitism, right? Like that's oddly specific.

Heineken is Dutch. Oh, it is? Yeah. Well, it still sucks. Yeah. Shove this Becks bottle then. There you go. And Riley said well I secretly recorded you! And it's been a 24 hour fucking meltdown. I'm gonna call the cops. This all hit. I'm gonna file a restraining order on you. I'm gonna call the cops. This all hit yesterday Yeah, here's call three. I'm not gonna start at the beginning. Okay? I want you guys to know that now that I have your threats in writing

I will be going to the police to get a restraining order If you step foot on my property the cops will arrive to arrest you Are they in different states? Yes! Okay, I don't know I'll get to it later Hopefully we can work it out because I'm gonna be honest, the biggest problem of the show is really, really nice, really easy way to make six grand a month, Sean. Yeah. You know, I got money, but I don't have that much money. I really

like six thousand dollars a month. I was going to ask you, it's like, careful, you don't want the lightning rod to melt the building, you know? Yeah, this lightning rod's gonna burn the whole fucking building down if we're not careful. Yeah. But you gotta reel it in, man. You gotta stop. Maybe you liked arguing with people in the farm leagues, but this is too much. You're going too much, too much, man. You gotta really pump the brakes hard.

Once you're in the recording calls secretly to fuck somebody over and getting fucked over by somebody recording calls, that's the wake-up call. You mean I was gonna fuck him over recording a call, but I got my call recorded, and I'm not even in a one-party consent state? Uh-oh! That's the fucking wake-up call! You want to do subterfuge, fuck people over, trick them, fuck them over? It's great if you win. You know, if I upload shit on somebody else's feed and it embarrasses them yeah that shows that my mind's in the right place I understood reality. I manipulated it Yeah

if I uploaded a thing and the thing I uploaded happened to be a message about that I said in Under like hypnosis telling everyone I had a small penis. I would say it's time to step away then you're mad at I tricked Yeah, I tricked myself was what happened. Oh happened oh yeah I do it myself yeah I got spy versus spied I'm out yeah let's do the show good God open phone lines today on this mess my cyber frog got dumped over I thought Ethan Van Skyver saved the Man. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You know I think you need to get up to get it so sure it's a contest coming live on Bruncker deep in the heart of city failure my host of Madison a.k.a 20 million dollar man. Joining me as always, world touring LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. He might be worth like 19 million and change. If Friday nights, something's, yeah.

It's gonna have to be some kind of repairing of the, of the dyke. Stop fucking texting me this gay shit about Riley. I told you to stop fucking with him. He's obviously fucking with you. Stop! Stop posting on Twitter that you're gonna file restraining orders on people that come to your house. Fucking stop, have you ever filed one before?

Has anybody come to his house? The judge is gonna let, no. Yeah, yeah. People come to my house, that's what happens. This is the nexus of people fucking with people, here. Right, right. The judge is going to laugh you into the Phantom Zone with this. This is the nexus of people fucking with people here. Right. The judge is going to laugh you into the phantom zone with this. Do you know this guy?

Yeah. Okay, how do you know him? Well, I was done a show with him for a long time and I was making fun of this other guy who wigged out because he said he was going to shave his shoulders. Okay, and what did he say to you? That he was going to take a bucket of pig's blood, 3,000 miles, and then dump it into the cracks of my car. So that the pig's blood would seep into the cracks, and then it would be on the inside of the car.

Oh, okay. Well... Oddly specific, as you said. If you hear him sloshing up, make sure to give LAPD a call. They'll be there in four hours. Yeah. Oh, man. These guys... These guys can't keep it in four hours. Yeah. Mm. Oh man. These guys. These guys can't keep it in their pants. But for a day.

That's, yeah, I'll never. Yeah. If this kind of stuff ever happens to me, like for me, that means I've made some very, very poor decisions. Because I'm not like, look, this is more online than I really ever like wanted to be. Wanted to be, yeah.

Yeah, like it's. It's dumb. But I mean, good God, man. Like it's, I think that a lot of people, maybe they're not fully prepared for everything that can weigh on them when they put themselves in that public an arena. I mean, I'm in the group chat. There's 30 people in there.

The messages will leak. It's like a fucking mile of scrolling. Don't come to my property. If you come to my property, I will call the police. Have you come to my property? Do not set foot on my property. Oh my God, bro. I really don't, I mean. Don't say property? I do not say put on my proper time. Oh my god, bro. I Really don't I mean don't say property. I give you 10 million bucks if you can go an hour without saying property I can fucking take a shit you get you get two texts deep and you don't get a response

Stop you get 20 you got a bit. You're getting fucking blocked at 4 a.m. Not happening No, I'm not being reminded of this shit while I'm out with my friends. Yeah. Oh my god Here's another one. I don't even know how to so how this all started They just started fucking jabbing back and forth at each other or like what's I always wonder how these things kind of start It turns into you know, it's like a couple jokes and then Junior and Junior's trying to kill Tony Soprano. You know what I mean?

How did the mafia last as long as it did with the way guys are the way they, like the mafia has more decorum than the internet. I can't imagine the internet. They fuck each other over all the time. Even going back to the early days of the American mafia, they met with the government. Like it was like, oh, these people like rat out.

It's like, yeah, more, as soon as they were able to apply Rico to that, all of a sudden you'd get the, that like they'd get hundred year sentences and you had to serve 80%. Yeah, of course people were saying like canaries, but there were always informants. There was, I was, there was always backstabbing there it was just that it was there was a lot of people it was a lot harder to get caught yeah I saw I

saw two former mob bosses on a live stream together and then and they call these people mob bosses and none of these people were mob bosses they were they were saying to each other. Like, oh yeah, you were involved. They were like, I was involved and everybody's turned up. Dad, he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you were involved. You were involved. I was a street boss.

Because that means I was a captain. I was a street boss. It's so funny. It's like I'm watching the kill stream with these fucking clowns. They're fucking like four-year-olds. Maddox is speaking of the bonus episode, patreon.com slash the dick show. Talk about screaming into the void.

Maddox, oh yeah, Maddox spent about 10 minutes threatening Jack Conti with this smug ass. That was his big reveal at the end. I'll give you some attention, big boy. The special guest highlight. Oh, and he told him to, you know, you made this world, you have to live in it now Yeah, yeah, I'll show you why you really don't understand

Anything wait, is it not working anything at all make sure? Oh Yeah, there you go. Okay. It's working. Like I Yeah, Jack Conti is gonna see this and it's just gonna just ruin his day and he's gonna think about his life. He's not even like begging for help anymore. It's a threat. Oh yeah? He didn't respond to my... you laughed at my lawsuit and you laughed at all my emails. But now I'm gonna make fun of you a second time. Either you fix this or I will. Yeah, exactly.

The fuck are you talking... And then you got your video deleted. Hahahaha! Exactly. The fuck are you talking? And, you made your bad deck, Jack. Now you're gonna lie in it with me. He has the clarity, he has the vision, and never once has he ever questioned any part of it. Yeah. And it's, I think it's-

Those are dangerous people, frankly, but I think he's so impotent that that's- Hopefully. Yeah, hopefully. Technology has given the impotent the illusion of power. And sometimes, power... The illusion, that's the key. Yeah, yeah.

As long as big... Because you're not really going to go do something in real life. Well that's my immediate thing. I mean, that's my problem with, like, cancel culture in general. Like somebody like in the mafia might have done, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is the illusion of power, and it stays illusory until a company Decides to act on it. Yeah, they just can't ignore it

But this it's the perversion of the free market that is what cancel culture is essentially I think a lot of companies are ignoring. I think they're starting to It's been ramping up now that now that conservatives are kind of attacking them for like DEI shit and planes are falling out of the sky, you don't see this, uh, because you're not terminally online. No. But there's like conservative guys who now just make it their business to find companies with DEI shit in their, in their website or their prospectus, Yeah.

and just attack them until they take it out or change it or mitigate it in some way. Yeah, I mean I guess... It's a good idea. I mean if it's... The iron's hot, so start hitting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, that's... And the companies could ignore that too.

They could, yeah. But, you know. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, hopefully when everything starts crashing, they just blame it all on that. I'm like, wow, that's it. We got an excuse to get rid of this shit. Teachers around the country are getting lectured by fat black women right now before the kids come back

or the past couple of weeks. And I can say, you know, I don't think we needed to pay 50 grand for that fat black women to come in and call everyone a racist to you. I think everyone knows now not to touch their hair. We could just send a memo about that. Certainly companies and big companies that are tripping over themselves

or have been tripping over themselves to basically virtue signal, all while donating to causes that don't align with what anybody thinks on that side. So it's really wild. Here's Maddox's... I like to highlight a... I need a theme song for this.

Like Maddox is very tart or something. It's so crazy, man. It's so crazy. I'm trying to get in his world, Maddox's world, like Bobby's world. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Do do do do do do do do do rape do do do do do do do targeted harassment do do do It's like I do it's hard man on the internet It's real easy to just kind of go like oh, he's just an absolute moron But like I can't even like sit it's just no it's more

It's crazy, and it's just lashing out in that he's lashing out in the dark Lashing out yeah, that. Lashing out. Yeah. That's a bad one. Yeah. Yeah, that is a part of it. Somebody said, this guy is a guess is a big author. Yeah. He said, to people who've narrated the audio book for their book, do you ever read it out loud and want to improvise

or be like, what the fuck, that part sucks. I'm riffing here, so it's better. Cause like you, you're like, what the fuck, that part sucks. I'm riffing here so it's better. Because like you're like, I would have written it differently. Yeah, it just sounds different when you say it. Sure. Like I wouldn't have written it like that. Or the editor changed it anyway, so it's not natural for you. Well, most people, most-

Especially to speak. Most authors should not read their own book. Oh, you think so? No, they shouldn't. Somebody who's good at reading should read it. Yeah, somebody, right, right, absolutely. I went to a David Sedaris reading. Did you?

And it was amazing. It was the smuggest thing I've ever been to in my life. Like half the people there were gay men with little fluffy dogs. But he was really good at it. I remember reading an article he wrote about wearing the stadium buddy to a, it was the fucking funniest thing.

Is that the thing you piss in? Yeah, you just piss in. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny. I mean, he's a damn good writer. There's, it's not an accident. He's been this popular for this long. He knows what he's doing.

And Maddox says, this is a guy saying, do you ever just improvise it? Maddox says, yes. I read my audio book. You remember that? Fuck Tables was, or Fuck Whales? Yeah. Fuck Kids? Uh-huh, but not really. That one? Yeah. You remember that? Fuck tables? Or fuck whales? Yeah. Fuck kids? Uh huh, but not really. That one?

Yeah. Uh, fuck chairs? Hahaha! Good night moon. Fuck the moon. It was just like a list of things in his apartment to fuck. Right. Fuck cars. Right. Cars are... cars are how you get a girlfriend and they'll betray you.

Yeah. Uh, yes. I read my audio book and anytime I referenced a statement that would only make sense to a reader, I changed it to listener on the fly. Wait, what? This is Maddox's response to a guy saying, do you ever improvise? Yeah, well it only makes sense to a reader,

somebody who's looking at text. Okay. Yeah, I changed it to listener on the fly. Well, because he's so versatile. Bro, this is exactly the kind of improvisation that this guy was engagement baiting. Yeah. Like, this guy doesn't care.

He just wants to brag that he read his audiobook and get losers to respond to his post, to get attention, right? Yeah, it's like it's a flex, kind of. Yeah. It's like, oh, I don't get it. A flex and a scam at the same time. A flex scam. Yeah.

Maddox saw this and decided to be autistic about it. And also, I can already tell that he's coming from the professorial standpoint. He's like, I can hear the teaching. Whatever you did, however many books you've sold, I'm still, you know, I still have things to, I can bestow knowledge upon of you. Yeah, yes. Gather round. I read my audiobook and anytime I referenced a statement that would only make sense to a reader I changed it to listener on the fly. On the fly. Didn't even have to

stop for a minute and then tighten it up and in editing later just to let me get my bearings you know. Yeah. Oh yeah reader. Do I want don't reward this slightly. Okay. Yeah, you might be saying Who could possibly need an example of that? Okay, well Go you might be saying I have no idea or concept of what you're talking about. Okay for you Maddox I changed it to listener on the fly. Yeah, for example and quote the previous sentence you just read and quote to the previous sentence you just read, end quote, to the previous sentence you just heard or changing reader to listener.

Yeah. What a fucking, this guy went to improv com, but this was on a, he was on a house team for improvising. Yeah. And that's his contribution to improvising. For example, listener for reader. Not a good reflection on the group that he was a housekeeper of. Oh yeah, I've done that.

I've done that. I changed, when I was reading my book, I changed it from reader to listener. Way to go. Is the Bonita fish big? It's almost spinal tap. Yes, it is. OK, I've got a, I got a weird, I gotta get to the bottom of this.

The crime is going nuts around here, but there's a crow man. Crow man? Some sort of a crow man, like a bird man. He's a crow caller, like, I mean, he Look, Sean. Associates with crows. Yeah, I don't know what's going on He's like what's his name and Birdman of Alcatraz well or I was thinking of what's his Brooks in Shawshank Redemption

Yeah, I think that might have been a raven Every time we walk the dog there's like this spot and the on the trail that we always go through like there's coyote shit Every once in a we always go through like there's coyote shit every once in a while. Yeah, sure go through Yeah, no Indian shit as of yet, but it's coyote shit and you can always tell because there's like berries in it and stuff Yeah, yeah, it's a little different. Yeah. Well taste it cuz they eat what they can't shit Exactly good thing you didn't step in it So there's always this one point the walker there's like this bird, this cat food, this weird cat food slurry, or I've identified it as cat food, because I'm going to drag

the goddamn dog away. Which by the way, I'm going to, I think I hate to say this, but I am starting to understand fat people's problem with the doctor. The next time I'm going to the vet with the dog, I'm bringing in one of those, please don't call me fat or talk about my weight cards that fat people have. Oh, I see, okay.

Because every fucking time I go in there, it's, ooh, how much does she, how much do you feed her? Like, just say she's fat. Just hit me with the she's fat I'm not fat. She doesn't have any feelings that can be Affected by your English language. Yeah, I know she's eating too much Fucking under look at me. I'm not fat. I clearly fucking understand it. Don't give me the whole oh, let's get her on the scale Why yeah, I know you're gonna say she's fat. Just fucking look at her,

look at her when she sits down. It's like this. It's annoying, it's annoying because- Don't fucking slow-rode me, doc. People have been trained to like worry about, whether it's an animal or not, worry about the owner's feelings. As if you're talking about them.

Well it's starting to fucking piss me off because it's like, ooh, 70 pounds, how much are you feeding her? Obviously too much, shit head. What do you mean how much? It's like, mm, and I'm like, two cups a day. He's like, well, 70 pounds, how much are you feeding her? Like, obviously too much, shit head! What do you mean how much? It's like, mm, and I'm like, two cups a day. He's like, well, are you sure? You got me, it's five cups.

Ooh, well, somebody's giving her treats, not me. Maybe mom's giving her, don't call her that. Well, maybe your wife, don't call her that. Oh, maybe your girlfriend is giving her, or maybe your boyfriend is like, don't, giving her a little something on the side. I'm like, okay. Yeah. What should she be? And he goes, mmm, like five pounds less. So I'm home. They just want just five pounds less. Cause I, I think little dog pounds. It is, but she has, it seems like she's lost

weight, but like, but she still has got, I could see her losing more. Like that's, here we go again. You know, I mean, so then I'm going home with a dog, a little underweight is better than a little overweight. It's a lot easier on their joints. He's just drooling constantly. I go home and I'm frantically looking up like, what is the ideal weight for English female? Right? I'm like, this fucking doctor, this doctor doesn't know shit, right? Some idiot, that, that, that, that stature doesn't know shit, right? Some fucking idiot, da da da da. Stature. Can't even fucking talk right. You need to feed her, right?

So, and then I'm going down the weight chart and I see 55 to 70. Ha ha, she's not overweight. And then I say, what have I fucking become? This is exactly what they're, this is exactly what they do. It's a major crisis for me. This is exactly what they do. It's a major crisis for me.

Anyway, there's this little slurry of cat food. Every time we go past it, it's annoying. It's like wet. Like a pile. It looks like shit, but it's not. It looks like thrown up cat food. Why would a fucking cat come? Why every time is it here? An 80s girl, my girlfriend comes back from the walk and she goes, you're never going to believe this

because there's some kind of weird man that hides around there. That hides. Yeah, and feeds the crows. He said, get the fuck outta here, what are you talking? That's the dumbest thing. She goes, okay, whatever. He hides around there, he hides in the bushes. We saw him doing that shit with the food

and then he jumped and hid in the bushes. That's stupid. So he doesn't get to yell that by people like, hey, stop it. Yeah, all right. So then I was on the next walk with him. Sure shit. There's this guy going With all this fucking weird cat food and as soon as he sees us he goes like eee and he runs and hides in the bush What the fuck? What the fuck is he? Is he a homeless guy? I didn't want to ask.

Like this is fucking weird man. Like is he old? Is he... He's not that old. He's spry. He looks like the Mexican version of Golem from Lord of the Rings. But like taller. He's like hiding in the bushes. And I'm like walking by this guy going like well I obviously can't like look at him or laugh because-

Because it's just too weird already. I don't want to fuck with a guy that hides in bushes. Yeah that's a little- Like that's weird. Yeah. That could be capable of anything. It's, it's an odd choice. It's a very odd choice.

Huh. So he's trying to get crows to come over and I don't know maybe he's, you know. I don't know what he's training those fucking crows to do. The crows are too smart. They're extremely smart. Yeah. Let me see what else I got here. 44.

Oh my life coach went to an amusement park. Oh yeah? He sent me this story last night. And they have all, he goes, did you know about those seats in front of rides at amusement parks where you get in if you're too fat? Yep, they've got them in a lot of places now. Please tell me more.

Oh yeah. Tell me more about this one. I'm in. We walked up, he took his family to one. Yeah. And he's like, there was a bunch of black people like testing it out. Yeah.

To see if they were too fat to get in. Yeah. So they get out and they're all, you know, carrying on. Right. And he says, well, you know, maybe I should check just to get in. So they get out, they're all carrying on. He says, well, maybe I should check just to be sure. Oh, for him? Yeah, maybe I should check just to be sure I can get on this ride, right?

Like, as long as I've known him, he's been big, but never to the point where I thought maybe he won't fit on a ride. Well, he was too fat for a ride. I mean, is he well He was too fat for a helicopter lesson one time. Oh Cuz I haven't seen him in like a year, so I don't know. Yeah. Yeah as he goes I'll just try it, you know to see yeah, maybe he just was curious too Yeah, maybe he wanted to have something over those black women that didn't sick it stand up and strut back into line like yeah

I'm gonna stay in this line yeah yeah walks over and she goes oh when you get in it turned green but it didn't work for me and he's like mm-hmm yeah I'm sure it didn't mmm because it's racist yeah so he says he gets in and puts it down yeah and he gets no green oh no he goes oh no no right after all the black women are sitting there right oh no no so he's like, honey to his wife Yeah, push it push it down down push it down. He's like she's Cramming it down That's gonna be comfortable on the ride well you're locked once you're locked in whoo you let it all out

Well, yeah, I might not be able to fucking expand your... Your chest. This is something he elected to do in the first place. I know. There's no reason for him to do this other than, I don't know, black people are doing it. So he's like, oh, I might as well be doing it. Oh, finally, his wife's standing on it, the kids are standing on it.

Yeah. Nothing, no light. There's got to be kids. No light. Like, oh, fuck it, I'm gonna have a hernia You try like somebody's gonna break their ass if you push any harder on this thing. Yeah So he says he gets out of it and he goes well Fuck it. I'm just gonna go on anyway, right? You know, I think I think I know yeah

I'm not walking off with those black chicks doing whatever they're doing. So they took off Yeah, they took off so he goes into the the line and Doesn't say anything he gets in the ride and they buckle him down. He goes. Hey by the way, uh That fucking thing out front said I was too fat For this the light didn't go off and he says the guy was like an immigrant with broken English Yeah, he goes., that thing no work. So people are just excusing themselves. Yeah, some. Yeah.

Oh, shit, I'm too fat. Oh, shit, I'm too fat. One after the other. It's a good way to maybe keep the line down. We should put that everywhere. Every bar. You got to get in this thing. You should see, we should put that everywhere. I know every bar You should see I will never do that because I know you're not I'm not anywhere close so like that

They should do that everywhere. He says oh fat people are on Instagram that are like, this fucking thing is a bug. So you see yourself as possibly too fat to ride the ride. So don't ride. That's the choice. I love it. Yeah, that's a good one. I love it. Let's see.

Bunch of influencers got caught taking money from Russia. That's cool. Russian spies. That Dr. Disrespect guy came back and said, remember that guy? He said he had inappropriate texts with a minor individual. And then he deleted the minor from the post and everyone says, hey, you could see

when you delete things in the post, like Twitter saves it. Oh yeah, whoops. Mm-hmm. He came back. Let's see, he had this to say. Is he a big deal? He's huge. He's so big, he's gonna get away with it.

Doctor, just really? People are now aggressively saying, it was a setup. Like, what's his name? Like, who is it? James Gunn, the director, is it James Gunn? What did he do? Well, no, he got canceled, you know, off the Guardians franchise.

He was just straight up making jokes though. Oh yeah, and years ago, this was when it was at its height and like the cast went like, go fuck yourselves. Yeah. And they went like, okay, okay, he can come back, it's cool. Yeah, this was part of his defense. Let me play it for you here. This was kind of a weird... Oh wow, check this guy out.

He does all his defending of the, of the, uh, grooming and predatory accusations in character. Which is kind of, it's cool. I like it. Yeah, you do? Okay. Well, uh, you know, Jack in the Box did that. A bunch of people died of E. coli and they had their mascot come out and... It was actually the head of the ad agency. Who did the voice. Who did the voice? Yeah.

Yeah, it pretended to kill the people in charge of Jack in the Box and that fixed it. Now that I got my company back... Yeah, no more people are going to die of E. coli. Fresh new look and they changed some things on the menu. And they became incredibly successful in comparison. Yeah, so maybe he's doing that, I don't know. I like it, I don't wanna see a real guy like a clown trying to act real, you know?

Like taking off the make up like, hi, I'm that guy. And you know, I really regret it. Like, I like this. So don't, yeah, don't look behind the curtain, you're saying, like don't show the wizard. Yeah, nobody even cares, really. They just want tough talk and a bunch of arguing. Sure.

So everyone's bothering him. He's saying that it's a setup and that he only was pretending to be a pedophile so that journalists would run with the story that he's a pedophile to trick them. I've seen this excuse used before. And you just get yourself further out into the weeds Yeah, the people buy it some people do that's all you need

So you some if they're the right people if they're allowed people they're the dumbest if that's all you know That's who buy the dumbest buy it. Yeah, so this is his somebody said well if you're innocent Why don't you show the DMS that you had with the minor girl that you weren't the minor teenager that you weren't trying to fuck While you were trying to fuck like other all other women that you had with the minor girl that you weren't the minor teenager that you weren't trying to fuck while you were trying to fuck like Other yeah all other women that you were chatting with and this is his response to why don't you just show the messages? People want show the message release the messages show the messages What are we in second grade Is that?

Okay. Yeah. Is that good? No. Is that good defense? Second grade. What does second grade have to do with? It's just where his mind went, I guess, when he's talking about fucking minors.

It's getting funnier as I'm marinating it. You mean your defense? Let's see what you sent the minor to show that you weren't trying to fuck her is what are we in second grade? Was that the message? Yeah. What is the, what's the thinking here, bud?

Let me show you a Susie Jones second grade text I have on my phone to tell you how, show you how dumb that would be. He said Twitch didn't even bother to look that the estate she was in, the age of consent is 16. And how old is uh she? Well she must be between 16 and 18. Yeah 17.

That's the defense. Twitch didn't even look. Yeah. She could be 16 or 17. Twitch didn't even- well actually she could be younger! Cause he said they didn't even look. I don't know if he said he could still fuck her. Well I don't know it's very odd. I think it's like the future of don't know. It's very odd.

I think it's like the future of PR. It's just come out guns blazing. Oh, no. There's a lot of truth to that. Kevin Spacey's shit didn't work. I just want to live as a gay man. He should have been like, those guys were fucking asking for it. Fuck them.

Yeah, that was a... That guy said he had an 8-inch penis and it was like 7 and a half tops. They're fucking lying. Just like they're lying about the sexual accusations. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's see here.

Let me check the... Probably a lot of... Oh yeah, that's a lot of people waiting to call in. Okay, and this is all... I like callers. Yeah, me too. I like callers. They're all charged up today well, and they kind of they kind of always pay off because yeah some are Much less entertaining than they think they are and some are genuinely entertaining in either way knowing it and either way it's fun

Yeah, it is Here is Something with millennials. Millennials are, 44% of millennials support the idea that misgendering should be a criminal offense. Oh my God. Kind of a lot. 44% of millennials, ooh. Daily Mail and a recent survey among those 25 to 34,

44% said that misgendering should be a criminal offense. Only 31% disagree. Oh, then don't know. Yeah. See, it started with saying, with fat women saying you can't call us fat anymore. Yeah, right. And that was the slippery slope. That means eventually if you call a man, not a woman, you're going to jail. And it all started with fat women demanding to be called. There wasn't anything before that.

You know, sometimes the slippery slope is real. Yeah, it is. You know, sometimes the slippery slope is is is real Yeah, it is you know sometimes yeah a lot of the time. It's not at all But like what oh? God My gay guys buying babies of a oh I'll think of one I always notice when I hear that and I go like that usually it's bullshit. That's not it That's not a lit. That's not a reasonable conclusion like They pull vault over so many steps like no no no together. Yeah

44% I don't remember because I don't even think I Don't even think like that was the first thing where people are like demanding not to be called something or it's gonna be a huge problem I don't even think black people are like you guys can't call us the n-word or It's a or your or we're gonna throw you in prison I never remember black people saying that in like the 80s well They would remember anybody saying shit before they would start going they're gonna call me big band They wouldn't know you in prison because they know that like They've not a joke yeah That's the joke. Yeah. Hahaha.

But, you know, we can say, Throw you guys in jail. We don't like it. We don't like it. We're gonna get you fired. Yeah, right. Yeah, it was fat women. If you keep calling me fat, I'm gonna get you fired.

Right? That's where it started. And now we're here. Where fat women are on the Olympics. Where 25% don't know. How could you not know that? Who did they send around asking this question? I don't know.

Some guy in a, some guy dressed up like Chiquita Banana. How do you feel about, you know, some roided out, how do you feel about misgendering? Oh wow, I hate it. Lock them up. Yeah. Good shit. Here's, let's see.

The Australian rugby team won the premier cup with five, the women's won the premier cup with five trans. Really? Yeah. I mean, it's, hey, it's, loopholes will always be exploited in sports. Let me see if this is, I have this right. An Australian women's football team that had five trans players became champions of the Premier League after winning every single one of their matches.

Wow. There was one of the Paralympics, I think. Yeah, there was one of the Paralympics. I think Spain, they won basketball, the golden basketball, and there were like multiple people who could walk. What? Yeah, yeah. This was like, you can read all about it. basketball, the golden basketball, and there were like multiple people who could walk. But- What? Yeah, yeah, this was like, you can read all about it.

And then somebody, I think on the American team, was also a writer, and you kind of like went, this was a known thing, and kind of like went undercover and got all the story and everything, and he could walk too, and he was on the team. He went undercover to fake being paralyzed, to tell a story of what, how people were abusing. What the eventual story was,

was that every team who participated in the Paralympics was cheating in some way. What? Why? It was crazy, I couldn't believe it. God, I fucking hate the Olympics. Yeah, the Paralympics. Every team was cheating how?

Was everyone writing stories about it? With able-bodied people. Aw, come on. I thought that was the only one we had left. We gotta make an unsanctioned Paralympics or something. Yeah, it was crazy. Check this out. Wow.

I guess it's not even funny anymore. That one is tall. Yeah, this broad is huge. Really? So these, like, but see, these, the ones to the left. The Flying Bats won their women's premier league grand final. Five trans players.

The women's team consisted of five trans players. Cause two of those I could see look like they could be rugby women, like. Wait, two of whom? Over on the- This one? No, no, over on the left. Two fucking head taller. Over on the left.

Well, these are women. Oh. This is the losers. This team- Oh, shit. I think. This red and black team is the- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, these are women. Oh, this is the losers. Oh shit. I think this red and black team is the Yeah, look Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah What did you say rugby or soccer? Oh football. Sorry

No, cuz I'm going like, but don't goalies in soccer wear different colors? Or do they not? Yeah, I don't know. That's just what confused me. Well, you know what, Sean, look, I'm using my eyeballs. I'm pretty sure that that's the... Yeah.

I don't want to sound like, you know, transphobic. Yeah, and then the other one in the back. I didn't even see the other person in the background. The other one on that team. Obviously those are two teams and obviously those about that. That's pretty yeah, that's not Haitian immigrants or immigrants are eating the geese. Oh really? Yeah Living off the land. You know what they dropped us. Let me see what the stats here is They got they dropped 20,000 Haitians into a small Midwestern town of 60,000 people.

So they dropped a third of the town in Haitians. So it's like Black Hawk Down, I guess, isn't there? Oh no. Except Haitians. Yeah, right, except for, there you go. All eligible to, well, yeah, something with Biden. And now they have a problem of the Haitians eating all the geese

and the dogs and the cats in town. The Canada geese that, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if, I don't know if people in the Midwest know this, but Haiti didn't do too well. No, I mean- They kind of resorted to cannibalism and like tribal warfare. Yeah, it's had some- After the, after the conquesting whites pulled out,

didn't do, the power vacuum really incentivized some terrible behavior. Yeah. And life-threatening behavior. So, that sucks for that town, I suppose. I can't believe the geese. What do you do if 20,000 Haitians get dropped into your town in the Midwest?

Just- I, you know, I guess just maybe dropped into your town in the Midwest. I guess just maybe rehome your pet goose. Keep it inside? Yeah, keep it in, right. Wow. This is now an indoor goose. Yeah. Better make sure you put a chip in it or something,

in case it gets lost. How is this supposed to work? How is this supposed to work at all? I don't know. Like, what's the, if you take, if there's a town of one white person and you drop a million Haitians, what is that supposed to turn into? Well, I mean-

A- Sesame Street? Has anyone put a number on, like, the amount of diversity that you could have? Somehow that guy would get elected. Hang him! This guy did it uh Okay, here's two female cops trying to arrest the drunk guy Or do you want to see Kamala Harris with Seinfeld music?

Uh, no, it's the one you clicked on is good. Yeah two females Cops arresting a drunk New man loitering outside One man. Oh, yeah, this is it's got a whole thing on it. Oh dude, um... Did you know that Aaron Emhold got arrested too? Nick's uh... Wait, again?

For what? I forget what's happened. Now he's got charges against him for another DV. The last time I heard he got in trouble was the- There's a warrant out for him. Then he got picked up. For the- The revenge porn.

Revenge porn. Okay, that's the last thing I heard. And then the local Fox affiliate news ran a story on it. So it's just pencil dick going like, in local news, like local radio host personality. Yeah, okay. Okay, here, let's see.

This is Houston. Houston Chief Adrian Rodriguez of the Houston Police Department. This critical incident briefing is intended to provide you with information about an officer involved shooting that occurred in Houston on August 7th, 2024. HPD conducts thorough investigations into officer involved shootings. These typically require investigators to interview multiple witnesses, view numerous hours of video footage, blah, blah, blah. So he's going to say, okay. Yeah, you got to, everyone review this tape numerous hours of video footage. Blah, blah, blah. So he's gonna say, okay.

Now you gotta, everyone review this tape and see what went wrong. Yeah, okay. All right, what's your name, sir? Alundo. I'm sorry? Alundo. Let me put this back in your pocket, you all right? He's just riding around on his bicycle buying cigarettes. 5700 Warner, I got a suspect with a gun who might be resisting.

Code 1, I need somebody, uh, 5700 Warner. I got suspect with a gun who might be resisting. Do not fucking move. Oh my god! Do not fucking move! A gun pointed right into his back? Jesus Christ! Bro, do not move or you are gonna get it.

It's actually the front, it's in his liver. I don't wanna shoot it! Shoot it. I'm knocking. Don't, you fucked up. I'm knocking. I'm knocking. I'm knocking. I'm It's a... It's a... lamp. Look at her bouncing in the air. Shoot.

I don't wanna shoot it. I'm knocking. Don't. You fucking move. Stop. Stop. Do not move. Keep your hands right where they are. Keep them. You move and I will shoot you. Jesus Christ.

Is that protocol? She's got... he's got one lady on top of them And then the other lady is like playing operation trying to stick her gun in like a spot where there's skin Can't you like? Don't you have a maze? Well, you got to get the like the other get off a tase immediately, right? Be ready to shoot the taser like I'm pretty sure you yeah, or just t him you'll get a little tase yeah I don't know how it works yeah you know you definitely don't stick your gun like right in him that's a good way to lose a gun I mean he's got hands that are fairly close to that, right? Don't fucking do it. Don't fucking do it.

Don't fucking do it. Oh, Jesus! Don't fucking move! Give me your hands! Give me your fucking hands! I'm gonna shoot you again! Give me your fucking hands! Put your hands up!

Oh, my goodness. Alright. Jesus Christ. Ladies, thank you for protecting us. He's probably dead, right? I don't know, he's pretty fat. He's pretty fat. That's a liver shot. Is that bad?

It's bad in combat sports, it's bad in gun shots. Okay, let's see. You got any interest in the Joker too? With what's his name? With Lady Gaga? Oh. You know how they put her in that? Wait, as the Joker? As the Harley Quinn that lady everyone's sick of? Yeah, well. It's become like the... I'm not interested in her as Harley Quinn. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the movie is about.

It was like, I thought they were going to do a female Joker or something. No. So it's going to be, but it's, it's what's his name, right? Yeah, Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's great. Yeah.

And now they're doing a... I really liked the first one. First one was great. I think they're, they're trying to punish us for liking it so much. Like we were supposed to make it bomb. I'll see it. I guess. I'll see it.

She even does the dancing thing on the stairs. Oh really? Harley Quinn does. It's a musical. Oh. I'm pretty sure it's to humiliate men. That's why it exists. But I'll still see it, I guess.

You got Venezuelan gangs or taking over towns and stuff? You see anything like that? No. No? No. You don't like that? No. See the trans shooter manifesto?

That was a pretty good one. The trans shooter manifesto? Yeah. Which shooting? That trans man that shot up that school of elementary kids. Oh, God. They posted some of his suicide. Whoa, okay. He's drawn a picture of a butt.

Great artwork, yeah. A wiener going in it. Can't butt sex a beautiful young brown girl with a big ass and a small asshole. You know, us guys, what do we love more than a small asshole? If I had a small asshole, you know, us guys, what do we love more than a small asshole? If I had a big penis, it'd be big rock hard. Too bad I am a sad boy born with a puny vagina.

Everything hurts and then a psychotic drawing. Right. Of some kind, right, yeah. Yeah. And the problem is the... So this, I guess this thinking would be fine if they had a penis. This is still pretty bad. Got it.

Right? Yeah. I don't... I've known a lot of guys... Yeah. A guy ever said that he needed a brown girl with a small asshole. I'd say, what the fuck? Yeah. But, you know, if...

If one thing were different, then everything would be okay in his life, right? Yeah. I was born a boy, I'd have a big penis. Mm, that's not how it feels. Let me tell you a little bit something about what you're identifying as. Ah, that's not how it feels. Here's, dear mom and dad,

don't change my room if my massacre doesn't work. Make sure you take care of my stuffed animals. Oh boy, yeah. Okay. Classic. You ever text your mom and say, hey, what are you, what's going on with my stuffed animals? Uh, I don't think I have. Hey, it's your son. Hey mom, it's your son. Yeah.

Not your daughter. Uh, what's going on with my stuffed animals back there? Yeah. No? I don't, uh, no, I don't think so. I have to with my stuffed animals back there? Yeah. No? I don't, uh, no, I don't think so. I have to check my, I'll check my texts. You check your texts?

Yeah. Uh, okay, let's see. Uh, that might be, let me read some comments and then we'll do, uh, let's get to these callers who are... Okay. ...who are flipping out. Renegade Priestmatic, some of you dullards might think I'm the stalker for making this video. False. Dick is the stalker because someone else made a coffin doll of me.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. Dee Dee Knobhead. I can't believe Patreon didn't do anything. Maddox contacted them at least half a dozen times. Yeah, that's true. Amy says, A.A. Guy, please don't confess your love. It will make it very awkward.

Women know when a guy is interested. She wants it to be different. She'll do something. Either way, stay busy in A.A. Yeah, go obsess about someone else. Stay busy is good advice. Yeah. Because you can, you know, you sit alone with your thoughts, especially if you're like, kiss of death. Um, Adam says, Sean's Animal Corner. Okay. You ready? Yeah. This is just a one and done. Did you know?

Sean's Animal Corner. Did you know that nematodes are the most abundant animals found on the earth? I did. You did know that. You're done. You lose, Adam. You lose. You go on the Great Wall of Losers.

Sean's Animal Corner. Football manager, Carl says, football manager, Carl says football manager weight via Twitter. See the link below player profile section. Keep in mind this game has been since about 1997 has a devoted male football living following has always had real players, real heights contracts. Oh, they're upset that they're they, uh, the women demanded that they take the weight off of their player bios. I think 2025 is the first year with female leagues and not only are all the stats going to be comparable to men are not and not only are the stats going to be comparable to men,

but the weight has been removed. It's important because when players report back for preseason, you need to set individual training regimes, probably regimes for them, which you now can't do properly because the girls don't want their weight shown. So- On what? On the- On the internet or recorded or something.

Well, the software, because I know, you know, they use really involved like software programs and each player, the top players, they use all that kind of stuff on their own too. Okay. Development update, football manager 25. It's gotten very silencing, you know? I want to begin this latest football manager

development update by thanking everyone. We've been following your action. Yeah, yeah, yeah, really exciting. For me, it was pretty surreal. Blah, blah, blah. Well, where's the wait thing? Review the things. God damn it, just link me to the fucking thing.

As such, oh, here we go. As you know, an update to our player profiles. We begin our gameplay rollout. One of the areas I'm looking forward to is sharing our work on women's football. Is this something internal? Some kind of software, I guess. The guy did a really fucking terrible job

of explaining it, as usual. What I'm saying is like, it's not for like a bad example, but like for a sports card. You know how they have the player height, player weight, bats left, throws, you know, like. No, I don't think so. I mean, it's for training type stuff, right? I mean, to make the athletes better.

As you know, it's been a long-term project for us and one of our biggest things we've done in recent times outside of the move to Unity. Throughout the process, we've been laser focused on introducing women's football to FM in the most authentic way possible. I don't fucking know what any football manager, is that what it means?

We've applied our thinking to everything we've done. Oh, are they the makers of this? You know what, guys, you really gotta give me like a vlog line on this stuff. Being able to move from a gameplay perspective. Is it a video game? Being able to move seamlessly between managing men's and women's clubs and vice versa in one world, one ecosystem

was the number one priority. But that's focused on how various game world aspects are As such, we will now change... A player's weight will no longer be visible. Okay, that's it. Through the creation of our women's football database, we discovered that while the weight of male athletes can change a bit from month to month, women's body types are very different from men's and their weight fluctuates a lot more. Often weekly. Oh, okay. Women's weights are changing so wildly from one week to the next that they can't they can't even science can't even record it

Well, I mean, yeah, they but they can change because of like periods and shit like that But like it it's not going to be 20 pounds. Uh, this perspective encouraged us to review the wider game Uh with all the other areas we've ultimately decided to no longer show the weight. This is a game? I guess, I don't know. I don't know why this idiot sent this. Oh my god. Play across platforms.

Okay, I think it's fantasy football. Oh god. So they've decided to no longer list the weight of the female athletes in fantasy football. Oh man, who gives a fuck? God, dude, like, for stupid me, I thought it was like for actual sports. What's the difference? If it's actual sports,

I mean, you're tracking actual athletes. That's why they're not putting their weight. But they have, these people, they're fans. It's not like, I thought this had something to do with the internal workings of team medicine and shit. Well that would be different. Well yeah, it's not. It affects the game. Well because it makes, they want,

you're on this regimen, you're on this, you don't throw today, you throw, we gotta check the carbon dioxide levels in your blood. We got all that kind of stuff. So you know what I mean? They just don't want a bunch of guys to make fantasy teams about the fattest women. I guess I mean like I What would be a valid reason for removing it the stat of weight none none there? No, what's the bullshit reason? Oh, cuz I'm changes. Like, you know, you can't even measure it. You need a fucking quantum scale for these bitches to get on.

Yeah. We're weighing them two at a time. We can't even look when they're measuring them, when they're weighing themselves, because it'll affect the outcome. I feel cheated. Football manager. Okay, okay, okay. Woman alert.

Football manager. Is that fantasy football even? Okay. Woman alert. A woman I work with, fat and dumb with bee cubs, was talking about her daughter. The daughter was starting high school and had her own locker for the first time.

She can't work the combination on her locker because quote, she's left-handed, so she turns the knob the wrong way. Oh! This story bubbled up from the daughter who's too dumb to open the locker to the woman who's too dumb to understand that the story is dumb. I could never be creative enough to like come up with that. Could you imagine? Why couldn't she get into a locker?

Well, she's left handed. Oh yeah? Yeah. Why? Well, so she always turns it on the wrong way. But it says right, left, right. That's why you have things like clockwise or counterclockwise or that's so that it doesn't matter if you're left-handed or not.

Like we can- It says right, right on the thing. There aren't any, there's no left-handed clocks. Those are called like timers, you know? How would that? Yeah, good one. Alex Stroud says, personally went to my website, Maddox says,

implying that Dick had to go to the dark web to get his address and drive for days. Personally, I love that. I'm going to personally go right now. Maddox.xcuck.com. He personally went to...oh, God. There it is. Did it again. Harassment. Uh, Octo says, war game at work. I work at a restaurant. Let me, wait, let me make sure I have this. Did I, did I play this part of the call yet?

The auto get your restraining order on you? No, I think you stopped right where you stopped. Did I? I believe so. But I don't think he can stop Riley. That's fine. He can go to jail. Hahaha! It's 30 minutes of this shit. I don't think he can stop Riley. That's fine, he can go to jail. Ha ha ha ha ha. 30 minutes of this shit.

I don't even know if I can listen to the whole. Why would he come out to go to Vito's house? Where's he gonna get a bucket of pig's blood? Yeah. He's gonna have to stop in Bakersfield. He's gonna have to stop in. Like Harris Ranch, I mean that's all. Where do they have pigs around here? I'm sure there are some. Bakersfielders he's gonna have to stop in like Harris ranch or I mean, that's all that's all Pigs around I know I'm sure there are some it's all cattle

Yeah, and so so is like hair is like north of Bakersfield. I think that's all Harris ranch is all cattle, right? I think they're in this I think they live in the south somewhere They live on the west. I know they live on the East Coast effort. Do you think he would put in to? coming out and I Just I'm not I'm not sure why Vito Would think that's real well is taking it that seriously well when Vito says that he wanted Vito You know goes on and on about how I will fuck kids on Twitter, and we all say he's joking yeah And then Riley says I'm gonna dump pig's blood in the cracks of your car

So I don't know who to believe now right of your car. So I don't know who to believe now. Right. Uh, Octo. War game at work. I worked at a restaurant where I was the only guy and one day it was slow so I asked all my co-workers the war game. It wasn't quite fair though because they all worked together. Yeah, it's not, it's not as funny when it's all together. Right, no, but. When they know they're stupid they'll hold back. It could be extra funny. Could be extra funny. Well see this is the reason why it's all together. But, they know they're stupid, go hold back. Could be extra funny. Well, see, this is the reason why it's funny to ask women on their own.

Because they all have spontaneous and catastrophic gaps in their knowledge. Like, where men might not know generally about Rome or space or something. It's not like they'll know everything about Rome. And then you say like, when did Caesar run it? And they go, who's Caesar? Yeah. Right, but I didn't know everything else. That's women.

So when you ask all of them, you're not gonna find that catastrophic gap in their knowledge. Maybe not. Because they'll overlap, you know? I understand. That's the problem. But what if you do?

Though that did not matter though, because World War II was the only one they got within 25 years of. Oh wow. Wow. Two of them had no idea about the Vietnam War. They were high school students who did online classes instead of in person over COVID.

That doesn't matter. About a month later, the boss messaged me and said to stop asking history questions because it makes people feel stupid. Yeah. She, the boss, said that I would probably feel dumb too if she were to ask me medical questions. Oh, really?

You know how she had to justify, stop asking because you're making everyone feel stupid. By the way, you would probably feel stupid too. If I were to ask you medical questions. He works at a restaurant. And she's a restaurant manager. Medical questions like, what do you use to wash your hands? And she has like a background in medicine. I guess.

And she, so she, okay, all right. That seems like a weird, that seems like a weird- Is she trying to assert that he's like a history buff? And that's why these chicks didn't know about Vietnam? Couldn't possibly know anything about another subject, maybe? Yeah. Oh, Ralph says to bring him on during the, that stuff, okay.

I don't work there anymore because I kept getting told that I was making others feel stupid when they asked more questions. Yeah, that'll happen. Not within 25 years. Sean. Except for World War II. Yeah. Yeah. Says, oh, this guy's name's Sean.

A wild article detailing a psychiatric institute in a swing state where doctors hang out, hang codes around their neck that facilitates the registering of patients to vote. Oh, okay. They're getting psychiatric patients to vote. That seems like something that might happen. Okay, well, yeah, I mean, it's possible.

You know people, right? It seems like something a person might do. Maybe. Psychiatric hospitals at the NICU. Political battlegrounds. Usually when I go home and I research stuff, it's very, very seldom, it has anything to do with what an article reads like this.

You don't think the free, what is this? The Washington Free Beacon, you don't trust their reporting? I don't know. They can partake in the less, during their stay, which often includes involuntary patients, participate in group counseling, learn strategies for stress management, and have their medication adjusted and interact with therapy animals. They can also partake in a less orthodox therapeutic activity, registering to vote. Located in a swing state. Man, I'll tell you that... What makes them think that they're gonna like

vote for one party or the other? Well, because they're gonna vote to keep these facilities open. That is that is a big, big motivator for a psychiatric hospital will be because they've been taking their funding over constant away from them constantly. Oh, yeah, we got to get these people registered to vote and they got to vote for whomever is saying Could be, could be, yeah. Yeah. Could be. Located in a swing state that could decide the 2024 election. What state? I don't know.

Set it up here. In Pennsylvania. Yeah, Pennsylvania. Okay. Ask psychiatric patients, regardless of diagnosis, if they'd be interested in a voter registration tool. I'll have to see if they can show their work and what's going on with that. Well, if they're not registering to vote, they're giving away votes.

Somebody's got to... Why shouldn't they be voting? Parties want every available voter to vote. Just because there's paranoid schizophrenics doesn't mean they don't have a vote. Well, no. I mean, if you're medicated properly, that's a controllable thing. That's a, you know. People depositing bogus checks at Chase are voting. Sure.

Sure. Although, you know what? Something tells me maybe that a lot of them don't get out to the polls too. Well, their votes still get counted. It could be. You know, since then the hospital has been, beginning in 2020, oh good,

because you could do mail-in voting now. Okay, they don't have to round up one flu over the cuckoo's nest to go in and vote. They could just pass their ballots out in the insane asylum and then collect them. There's been mail-in voting for decades too. That's not like a new thing. Yeah, I know, but they removed all the,

like you don't have to prove that you're, that you don't have to, there were some states where you had to show that you had some sort of an ailment that let you deserve mail-in voting. I don't, yeah, I don't know the differences between like all, like all states. But I mean, lots of, I know people who have only voted, you know, absentee. It's mail-in, it's mail-in. It's like, oh no, it's totally different. So one thing to keep in mind, in California,

voting for us, no one cares about, because it's always blue. Like it will never ever be Republican. Although you know what's really odd though, it's like we have had, Los Angeles has had Republican mayors and the state has had Republican governors. That's, yeah. It does happen.

Yeah, I think those Republicans are a little different than Arkansas Republicans. Yeah, possibly. They're probably less Bible. Yeah. You know? But in battleground states like this, they have way stricter fights over what's like eligible mail-in voting and shit for exactly this reason. Yeah, sure.

Like, oh, you mean you got a whole mental asylum to come in now because of this? Yeah. Oh, great. Okay. I don't know if those are... That's certainly going to change things. Voting is an important part of the recovery process. Sure.

You're actively participating. I get the spin. Julie Grandzian says, a geriatric psychiatrist who leads the hospital's civic engagement efforts said in a press release, neither she nor the other lady, the hospital's head of community engagement responded to requests for comments. It's an important part of the recovery process really. Initially the Institute was relying on voter support materials created by its own staff. However it was turned to something else

for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I'd like that to work on getting those people help and able to just be functional and stuff. I think getting them to sign up to vote and stuff is not that high on the- You think that their psychiatrist would be able to influence them in some way for who they're voting for yeah unethically Drugging them up could probably I mean fucking push their vote one way or the other look there's a showing them the Trump clip of going

I don't want this shit! I don't want this fucking bitch mailing in ballots from an insane asylum! Are you fucking kidding me? Is it an insane asylum? Yes! Uh... Psychiatric Institute. Yeah, it's some- 89 bed! No facility described in beds! Yeah. It has a lot of healthy thinking people in it.

Well, it looks like they have some summary involuntary involuntarily committed. I don't want those assholes voting either. Yeah. I mean, you can't get to the voting booth because you're clinically insane and an insane asylum. I don't really want you voting. Yeah. There's, you can go down the line and go, I think very, uh, I actually don't want pretty much anybody to vote. Right, yeah. Yeah, and those are people who, you know, like actually somehow go through their day

and are not regarded as insane, who I think are probably dumber than some of the insane people in here. Yes, well. Okay. Gentlemen Sausage says, Sean is right about the blankets. It's like the razor blades and candy one guy tried once and it's

All part blankets smallpox that are already spread through the native population. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't I I don't know that there was ever any real evidence It's just something that got repeated and it's like it well Okay, because it's things like that happen all the time because things it's like it seems feasible It doesn't mean that's what happened. It could happen. It's like a nice plot, you know? Like, oh, those goddamn colonizers. How could they do that shit? It became a-

Humanitarian efforts. So they, you know, you guys look cold. You've been living for like thousands of years on the planes and you kind of figured it out with, you know, with your whole lifestyle. Yeah, you never thought to use blankets. Yeah, but it's like, yeah. Or you never made any of your own out of animal skin and shit like that.

It's like, oh here, we'll give you some of our good, you know, our European blankets. Got em. We got em, boss. Cause everything's like a cartoon. They can't say no to the blankets. They teach kids this shit and then you grow up with these like... I know, and you just, you don't question it. These things in your head that just the rest of programming fits into. Like, oh yeah, that's just like when they gave the fucking Native Americans blankets.

And again... Thank God where it's legal to question this holocaust of Native Americans. Oh, they didn't give them blankets? Oh yeah! Oh, I mean there's... but you don't have to, you know, you don't have to... You don't need the blankets to like, to see atrocities and stuff. Like you don't, it's like, oh, but like, if somebody's going to go like, oh, they got a totally fair deal.

If you take out the blankets arguments, like, what are you complaining about? Right? I mean, like nobody, nobody thinks that. Which is technically true in that zero is uncountable per se. The act of counting starts to win. Okay. Dick versus Maddox Saga, unsolved mysteries treatment. Hey Dick, I heard you finishing off

Retardo's final video expose on Bonus Episode 92 and was struck with the inspiration to put this together on my lunch break. I recorded it in 30 minutes on my phone, so don't give me all these disclaimers. Now the audience is gonna think that it's shitty. Oh well, I don't know. And I still have to play it.

Like now it's like been. Maybe it'll be a pleasant surprise. You took all the fucking, the punch out of it with all this small penis, just claiming shit. I didn't listen to this, because I knew you'd play it on the show. You gotta go, this, hey, I wrote this. I knocked it out, because it's so,

because I'm so good. And it was so easy to do, because it's so, writes itself, right? Well, it's how you, it's all in the framing of things. Yeah, you gotta frame, you to do a better job than this. Don't dump this shit on me. Yeah. You know, this is, get your, pull your head out of your ass.

Right. Pull your head out of your ass. Boy, that's, I should just say that to every person I see. A sheltered Utah raised, middle-aged Armenian goblin suffering from terminal AIDS living in his parents basement. An insufferable, loud-mouthed Mexican men's rights activist, coke-fiend alcoholic living in a mountain bunker deep within the heart of California's infamous city of failure.

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No. He might be, but it's... I mean, that is the cadence. Enter the world. A realm. It's the 50s. I don't remember the series. Yeah. I know it's not Twilight Zone music, but...

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This edition of Unsolved Mysteries. Yeah. Was it that close to the Twilight Zone, Unsolved Mysteries? No, no, well, no, the music is not at all. The music is Unsolved Mysteries, but was the cadence and the introduction as close? I honestly don't remember. Every time I've, and I think it was probably inspired

by Serling's read, if he did that, because that is the that is the ooh Here's the little element of mystery. That was like the original read, you know Let me see Little bit uneasy or 80s intro man. They rebooted Unsolved Mysteries I heard that yeah, but the it doesn't hold up because People who are into shit like The Mothman and Bigfoot and people who are into like little kids getting kidnapped and killed

are now separate groups. So they have now a show it's like, Jack the Ripper, was he an alien? And next a woman has her lips cut off and is raped. It's like, yeah, that's not, I wanna do the Bigfoot one. I don't wanna hear about the rape one. But back before you needed both to have an audience. You don't need that anymore.

Oh, okay, I don't know where to find an original Unsolved Mystery. 14 years and pumped out 500. No, that's just trash. It's always somebody making their take on the... Thank you for sending that in. He may have read it like that too. Okay, let's see here.

Almost sounds like the VO from Knight Rider. The shadowing realm of a man who does not exist. Right, Michael Knight. The shadowy realm of a man who does not exist. Right? Michael Knight. Yes. Uh, Oysterhead said regarding the supposed ex-girlfriends that Maddox said told him about being stalked as well, I could see- oh yeah, Maddox said that two of my ex-girlfriends- Did he say two?

I know he said- he made it seem like multiple. Like, he only knows two. So that's... Let me see. And I mean, one definitely didn't. I assume the second one didn't. Right. That would be very weird.

Yeah. What did he say that I did to them? Stalked them or something? Stalked and harassed, I think. Yeah. Yeah. No, the one I talk to every once in a while now, and the other one I haven't talked to since we broke up like 15 years ago, I believe that

Polly dangerously. Oh Football management is a game to include real Another guy wrote oh for the first time and by coincidence is removing showing all the players weight Oh, I see. Okay, so it's a game that are sticking women and and they're not putting their weight on. Right. They're including women, but not all of them. Including partial women. Not the part you want to know. Yeah, we don't know the... Should we... I have advice and I have this... There's callers, right? This Riley bullshit. There's a lot of callers. I don't know. Who should I get? Who should I let in first? I don't know, you know these names.

I'm gonna let Dominic in first. Then I'll ask Frog Tony to call in next. Make sure you get your stuff ready. Dominic, what do you, do you have something to say about this? I never know how to unsuppress people. Yeah. There you go, Dominic,

do you got something to say about this? Sorry, I don't know. He was just being a loser about it. I don't know. I really wish he would stop being so stupid but you know. What do you think is happening? Not much can change it. Man I don't know. He's having a full breakdown. That call was super funny to watch but How many calls are there three calls it sounds like psychotic 26 still going Oh Okay, you're still going on Twitter. I don't care. He says I don't care if you're a fan of the show No one is allowed on my private property

You can do whatever you want from the public street, but leave me and my neighbors alone. Bro, he's talking about Riley. But like- Yeah, he's spurting on about Riley. Yeah, right. But has anybody come onto his property uninvited? No. It doesn't have any fucking property.

I mean, I just, like, I wouldn't think that that, it's, dude, it's effort. Like that's, I don't, but this is about Riley. Riley's in Kentucky. Yeah, Riley's in Kentucky. No, I know, but like, he's putting it out under the gu, like, you know, it's like, well, I'm not just talking

about Riley, but I know, I know. Riley made a video, and you know how Riley was doing, I'm gonna climb, because Eric July called Riley fat, so he's not gonna listen to him. So Riley said, I'm gonna climb up this hill until I'm skinny enough for you to listen to me. And then I'm gonna shave your shoulder hair yeah right right sure and then Eric said oh that man he don't he don't mean business he's dangerous

dangerous right and he went on for a whole year crying about how he's gonna kill him and this is my private business and my residence and you're harassing me and then you got like you remember all this happening I do and then vetoes take vetoes vetoes what he learned from all that was that sounds like fun. I want to do that. So Riley put on this. I don't think he's having a good time though. I don't know why he's pretending that. I don't think so. I don't know why he's pretending that number one he has property that number two Riley's gonna come on it. That's a lot of effort for Riley to come out. Like you said, the pig's blood thing is, to me, insurmountable. It's insurmountable. I couldn't get pig's blood?

I mean, you know, I don't know a guy. I don't know a pig blood guy. I know a guy who can get, I know people who might be able to get things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't think- I could get human blood before I could get pig's blood. Oh, sure, I don't think with anybody-

The homeless are fucking- Anybody that I know. Bro, I don't think- I could get human blood before I could get pig's blood. Oh, sure, I don't think with anybody- The homeless are fucking- Anybody that I know. Bro, we were in Long Beach last night. We drove by the library there. The city's beautiful. We drove by the library. Long Beach? I think in Long Beach, yeah.

Well, Long Beach has some really nice new parts and some parts you don't wanna go in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the new parts are beautiful. Oh, they're great. Well, I'm down by the water, but they're- The Grand Prix. The aquarium is great.

The aquarium's great. The ghetto sucks, but at least it's like a ghetto. Now it's just fucking homeless. Oh yeah, it's everywhere. Everywhere, man. It's a real shame. Oh dude, it's- Like blight.

You're gonna see, if things keep going the way they are, you're gonna see homeless people who you would never expect to be homeless. Here's- Yeah. So here's- Let me say it's happening now. Here's some interesting shit on the housing stuff. It has been.

The- I learned this week that the amount of housing that we have per capita is the highest it's ever been. So all that they're not building enough houses is bullshit. However, the amount of FHA non-occupant fraud is also the highest it's ever been. So you've got investors, like people who know that buying houses,

instead of just- They're defrauding the FHA. And fucking over other regular people like that. Who qualify for FHA loans and things like that. Right. Well, you know, instead of just dumping my money in the stock market, I'm going to buy this house and fuck over somebody else.

We know that's just going on. Because I got an FHA loan. Yeah. And now everybody's going to give free, now that the prices are fucking maxed out, just like they do every time. Every fucking housing crisis, like, hey, we're going to give everybody money to buy a house.

Like, well, I don't really think you're going on the you know the the the maximum you never help anybody I think you're just keeping prices prices up yeah yes yes possible right that's what I think yep but the the owner fraud the owner occupied fraud I didn't know about it's like at 20% or something it's really it's really astounding yeah Yeah, sadly not surprising. So we got homeless. People who could maybe just barely not afford an apartment or a house. Oh no, it's, yeah.

And you can't even say what they should do because you lose your fucking accounts. Okay. This is true. Okay, Dominic, you got anything else to say? I'm going to bring somebody else in here next. No, I'm sorry. Yeah. See you guys later. I love you, Sean. See you. Love you too. Thanks. Bye, bye, bye. Maybe we'll bring somebody else in here next. No, I'm sorry. Yeah See you guys later. I love you Sean Yeah, love you too. Thanks. Bye bye. Bye. Maybe we'll bring Frog Tony in. Okay, Frog Tony sounds like- I see a Vito fan in there too for defending Vito

Should we just play the whole thing? I don't think that's a Vito fan. I'm gonna play the third call I'm gonna play the third call because the first one has Mint arguing and Her talking sometimes is a bit overwhelming. When she gets flustered, she like, you know, kind of dump Frog Tony on too so he can chat about it. Frog Tony are you there? Maybe I gotta mute and unmute him. Maybe. I want Vito to succeed and I love doing the show with him. I know. I think he's funny but he's alienated, he's really taking a shit on fans, participating fans,

like fans who participate, their skills are very important. Fans are very important. Paying fans are very important. Fans who participate and lend their skills to the shows are very important. How much content has been created by listeners who are just like- Riders, researchers, these people are all very-

The music to the bits to the bumpers to the- Very important. Very important. That's what's amazing about- They're very valuable and they should feel valued. I think about that sometimes. I think about this show how it's a bit, the world is partially created.

Yeah. It becomes like this kind of self-sustaining- By fans. Yeah, it's bigger than any one idea or person or people or it's just it kind of belongs to everybody in a way when a lot of people contribute. Vito's making the prequels right now, I guess. The other other creators who are fans and support the show, bigger creators who are fans and supports the show. Vito went on this 10-hour thing about stay off my property. I'm gonna call the cops stay off my property and Ethan Vance-Gyver just said,

I'm this is crazy. I'm out. I'm leaving this chat. It's like bro. That is a that should be a major wake-up call. Uh, I don't know is Frog Tony? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, you're here. How you doing? Doing good. I was actually coming in to defend Vito until he woke up and then went off on Twitter and then tried to bullshit me so He's fighting with Riley He's fighting with Riley Wait a minute, hold on, hold on, hold on

I gotta open a track Hold on. Do you want to go over this call? Okay, let's do it baby Let's do it, baby Let's do it baby, he says Okay, I got through half of it no Yeah, okay Yes, I don't know you didn't see in the discord But veto just called Riley the resident retard and that is only keep them around the left of them that nobody was siding with Riley

Okay, break it to you people a lot of people a lot of people are siding with Riley not from my DMs I'm getting I'm getting I'll get with him last night Right and you you threw me under the bus and you woke up and said oh, I was just busting your balls Tony You're busting my balls, but I'm not even around Tony your comic looks like That mint is 200 times better than my artist busting my balls I was then busting my balls. She is a better artist than that one guy That he could make a comic because from Tony could so I guess anybody could I'm sorry

I mean the bar is pretty low if frog Tony is making a comic but whatever You know how many fucking opportunities I've lost because I said hey Tony I'm God When I'm not in the conversation, I wasn't busting my balls. You threw me in the balls and you thought I wasn't gonna see it. That's what fucking happened Vito. You thought I wasn't gonna see that shit. You thought I was gonna wake up and it was gonna be buried under the fucking waves of things and shit in the fucking stores. Wait, Frog Tony, wait, wait, wait, Frog Tony, wait, what exactly did Vito say? Cause you have a stream, you say the name of your channel and you do comic streams like you're in this

Comic world and you're you're you're saying that you're making a comic is out and then veto set. What did he say about that? Making a comic I got my host is He's drawing it. He's in the army. So it's taking a little while the channels frog Tony Okay, Daniel to make He's in the army. So you're sacrificing for the country that you live in, Vito. You love the military now? I support the troops. I've always supported the troops, always. They're doing a lot of good.

Okay, and then Frog Tony. When you're drawing this comic, it's like a throwback Stan Lee, Jack Kirby comic. It's a different style. It's a different throwback stay looks like Okay Went to fucking Twitter and took every picture you could find from my artists to try to fucking own me in the Discord. What? You did? I don't remember this. You said, hey, instead of going, you know what, Tony, I'll take your criticism, you Eric Jolani me, But I won't take your criticism because you don't know what good art looks like because your art looks like shit. Everybody who's seen that picture said it looks like shit, Vito. Bro, everybody says your comic looks like a dogshit coloring book. What do you want? I'm trying to help you. Get a better artist.

So, your version of helping me is to try to embarrass me in front of everybody. You said my art looked like shit! I said, well this is what you think looks good. I literally said the mouth looked a little weird. I said, Vito, the mouth looks a little weird. It looked a little too much, too deep. Maybe your artist can fix that. And then you literally scrolled all the way through my Twitter,

finding every single picture you could find cuz I want people to know I want you to fix your comic What time was all this happening is this like a 4 a.m. Type of this is weeks ago For everybody everybody goes oh Riley wants to go to Vito's property uninvited. He doesn't, literally EDS told you he doesn't. I told you he doesn't. You agreed that he didn't want to go in the DM group. You go, I understand Tony. Riley doesn't want to go. No he wants to come on my property. What property? My house.

You don't have a house? I live in a house. What are you talking about? Where? I live in a house. I'm not saying where I live. This is a house? You live in a house? Yes. That you own? No, I don't own it, but it's still my property.

I'm renting it. I don't think it works like that. No, it absolutely does. You have... No, you have to go... There's tenants' rights and all that kind of thing. You can't go in the house as you're, you can't go in the house, but you can go around the house.

No. I don't think so. Yes, you can go up to anyone's door and not, you can go, no, no, no, no. Well look guys, you're dead wrong. You can go up to someone's door and knock on their door. If I say leave, now you're trespassing. It's private property.

You can't just, you can't just stare. You can't just Walk up to my door and I can tell you're on private property, please Trespassing yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Yep. So that's what's happening Yeah, I told him if you come on on my property, I'm gonna tell you to leave and if you don't leave I'm gonna call the cops You said if he comes on your property, you're gonna have him arrested. I already told him! You said I'm going to ask you to leave nicely. You said I'm going to have you arrested. And then I'm going to send all the information to Texas so that you be fucked in your Eric Joy trial.

That's what you said, Vito. Did you see this art? Somebody compared your speaking to picking out an artist, but they said that this was similar. Did you see that meme? What the? I really like my artist, Sean show Sean the art. This is the art. This is the art I'm a comic. Okay, you hate this No, it reminds me of a venture brothers a little bit Looked like do you think that's no you don't think I don't think that's someone said I don't know Okay, here's the deal is Tony's on the call I guess yeah, hey Tony Tony

I'm sorry. I'm just I was busting balls. Do you know what you're apologizing for? I'm busting balls about his comic cuz I genuinely See this is this is why it's disingenuous I know it's disingenuous. I don't care. Nevermind. I'm so wrong. I'm sorry. Gavin you're not apologizing. I tried but whatever. It's not an apology! Because it's just- it's just that-

That's the problem! That's where this whole situation started, because you don't know how to apologize to anybody! Shut up, Tony! You guys, all day long, you go on the Discord and you go, Veto sucks, Veto sucks. Was it even awake when you fucking threw me under the bus last night?

I was sleeping in my bed, I woke up to- Tony, you're in there all the time Tony I can go back through the disco Tony shut the fuck up for two way the cops are gonna do and you tell him Riley's On your property Have you ever called the cops before uh? Yeah, how long did it take him to show up? Depends by how much pigs blood Riley could dump in the cracks of your car before the cook that's fine He could fill the whole thing up. There'll be our police report and he can deal with that however he wants.

Okay, here's the deal. So you think it's funny for Riley to come on my private property? Uh... I think it's funny for him to say that. I don't think it's funny for him to say that. Why is it funny to say he's going to come on my private property? Why was it funny? Because he's not going to do it.

He literally made a video getting a rape kit for red bars. And we all raped at it because we all Why was it not going to do it? He literally made a video getting no, I think he will come on my private property Okay, I'll know he's not going to do it. Why we have the call He says he's gonna do it seems like a lot of effort. I'm gonna drive 3,000 miles to do what I want to be very clear Yeah, okay. Yeah, you don't you don't want to set boundaries for your fans and that's fine. Oh fuck you What are you talking about? I don't want to set back See this is what you do you frame everybody's position in this way that degrades and demeans them you have absolutely no respect for how people really feel. I absolutely do. You come at them hard you go that's exactly how you've started every

conversation with this. You're laughing at me setting boundaries. You don't under you don't yeah but you started with you don't like setting boundaries for your fans because I absolutely set boundaries for people. Then why are you upset that I'm doing it? Why the fuck would you frame it like that? Why are fans. I absolutely set boundaries for people. Why the fuck would you frame it like that? Why are you upset that I'm setting a boundary? Because you are acting like a fucking asshole with everyone who supported you. I'm setting... Listen to me. You're lying and misrepresenting what they've said to you in private and in public.

I am not. Patreon.com, I am not. You absolutely are. I am not. Listen to me. You fucking lied about the whole time and now you're gonna start lying about fucking me. What did I lie about? And I will not let you do that. Listen to me. You fucking lied about it the whole time and now you're gonna start lying about fucking me. What did I lie about? Tell me what I lied about. Why Mint is pissed, what Riley's intentions are, why Frog Tony's pissed, what Ethan Vance-Gyver told you.

Let's do one. Which one? Pick which one. Okay, I lied about why Mint is pissed. Right. She's pissed because I made fun of the YouTube views on her YouTube channel. I think she's more pissed that every time you fight with Riley you bring her up. That's also true. Yeah that's it. Okay. It's not about promotion. So I'm not lying. No you went on Ethan Van Skiver's show and said she's mad because I won't promote her. I said that

as something that came up that's not the only thing I talked about. We obviously talked about the fact she's upset I made fun of the YouTube channel which I thought Riley managed and he does manage. So what did you tell Ethan Van Skiver's audience? I told Ethan Van Skyver's audience I said yes they're upset and my understanding was that Riley manages the channel Riley comes to me and he goes Vito you don't know anything about YouTube and I said well I think if you knew anything about YouTube you'd be managing this channel but right and then because of that. What did his audience take away from that? I don't know.

What did you give them to take away? I have the clips! Okay. You said she's pissed because you won't promote her. I want- Making her seem insane. We're gish galloping, we're going all the way down the thing. We're not gish galloping! Yes we are. I'm telling you, we're not!

What's gish galloping? This is the fucking problem with the wee shit! I'm not! Yes you are. I'm being very direct! Okay, well I'm gonna be- You are lying about why people are pissed at you! Let me be very direct.

Go ahead. Let me be very direct. I'm setting boundaries. I have to. And one of those boundaries is is I can't have people come on my private property No one's coming on your private property. No one ever was this is part of the lie No, you are acting like an asshole about an obvious joke. I have D same as the fuck kids joke You know what stop fucking kids listen to me about that when I go in the discord and Riley's going yeah Maybe I'll break in a vetoes house. Yeah, you're leaving out the squatting part

Okay, he's gonna squat in your fucking apartment for 30 days. I have to read multiple messages from this you see what I'm talking about I'm gonna break in and squat Taking over vetoes apartment legally. Okay, funny. I don't know Riley well. I don't expect him to actually do anything I don't okay. I think that there's a very good chance he could come onto my private property. And that's the boundary I'm setting. And do what? It doesn't matter what he does. I don't want him there.

Yes it does. I don't want him standing there. Well you told him to come over. No I didn't. Yes you did. We have it in the video, in the call that you secretly recorded. I said if you come over- Which is illegal by the way.

I will call the cops. That was a fucking crime that you committed. It's not illegal. That I saw you commit. It's not illegal. Yes it is. It is not illegal. It's a two party consent state. It's a fucking crime that you committed. That I saw you commit. Yes it is. It's a two party consent state. It's a two party consent state. If somebody threatens you, you can record the threat.

There is no threat. You didn't know they were going to threaten you when you recorded the call Vito. You creatively recorded it. If you believe that somebody is going to threaten you on a call. No, you baited them into it. You literally begged me to call you several times. You told me to call you so you could apologize. And the first thing they said.

And you secretly recorded it. The first thing that I didn't see. Well, yeah, I did start recording it. Illegally. I started recording it. Illegally. After Riley threatened me. No.

And I said, now I need to record this. Because I don't know exactly what these guys are doing. Did you play the part where he screams? We haven't played any of it. OK, play call one. Why are you on call two? You know what? Because call three's the worst. Call three's where it gets good.

Call three is where I go on the Discord. Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, goconnect it. Call three is, I deal with Riley on the phone and I go, okay. He's very upset. Can we talk for two seconds? Can I explain this? Now that I have your threats in writing, I will be going to the police to get a reshipping order. Why are you starting with call three?

To push up foot on my property. That one fucking order. You better fucking watch it, bro. Show how this escalates. You better fucking watch it. Why are you starting at the end? You better fucking watch it, bro. Let's put it in order. You better fucking watch it. Why are you starting at the end? You better fucking watch it, bro. Let's put it in order.

You better fucking watch it. Why are you going immediately to the part where they have been calling me throughout? Start at the beginning. Why will you not start at the beginning? Why don't you go to the part where you don't want to give them back their money? Do we have sound? We do hear you. Do we have sound or does it knock out? Let's see here. Check, check, check. Can you guys hear?

Start with Riley threatening me. Can you guys hear it? Yes, you can hear you can hear maybe you'll understand why I get heated Because a guy is calling me saying I'm going to do these things to you To it I didn't call them the first time the first time they called me what you? You were here, Dick. You were in the studio. Did I get a call? Shut the fuck up, Tony! You weren't there! Can you dump Tony? He wasn't there. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

It's really... You're really losing control. Show your fucking call logs! Take your call logs! People are just making shit up. Take a screenshot of your call logs! How's that sound? You understand that everyone in that group has told you you're fucking up. That's fine. I'm setting a boundary. You don't care. You're setting a boundary

with Ripoff verse and Ethan Van Skyver. So you're just repeating the same shit over and over. Everyone says you are fucking up. Can I talk? I'm not fucking up because this is very important to me. I'm setting a boundary for any fan of the show. For Riley. Riley's not a fan. Stop framing it with this fucking lie, man. Everyone knows you're me. I'm setting a boundary for any fan of the show. For Riley- Riley's not a fan! Okay. Stop framing it with this fucking lie, man! Well, everyone knows you're lying! I can't even say what I want to say. Yeah, you're a fucking victim.

Okay. I'm not a victim. You're getting railroaded by a bully. I'm setting a boundary for- Call the cops! Call the cops, because I'm interrupting you. So then, okay, so you set up- Sean, can I set a boundary for myself, for myself entertainer trying to do a comedy show?

Yes, don't come onto my private property. That's right. That's it. How many times you gonna say that? Well, there's many times as I need to say until people stop telling me veto. Oh, just let him do whatever you want I'm saying they're saying he's obvious is joking like we all obviously said you were joking when you said Kids if he's obviously not when you said I'm not joking. I'm gonna fuck Obviously joking problem I'm gonna fuck kids! If he's obviously joking- When you said I'm not joking, I'm gonna fuck kids, we all said he's obviously joking. There's no problem. The problem that we have is with you! But stay off my private property.

So he's obviously joking. You're gonna keep saying it until it becomes- until that becomes the truth. I have asked Riley- You're gonna keep saying it until that becomes the truth. I have asked Riley directly, I said, do you intend to come on my private property and he will not answer. He has never said- This is not answer he has never this is funny he has never okay so a guy says if a guy cannot tell me no I will not come on your private property then I'm going to tell him okay if you

step foot on my property people asked you Vito are you gonna fuck my kids you said I am NOT joking I'm gonna fuck your kids okay why'd you say that because it's funny right we all knew it and if that person said to me if you fuck my kids Wrong that would be hilarious because that person would be a fucking moron for thinking that you are actually gonna fuck their kids when a Guy calls me up without pigs blood. Okay, let's be clear me on the internet troll posting going Yeah, I'm gonna fuck your kids is different from why. So when it's Vito, it's okay. Vito can make jokes, no one else can. I got it, I got it.

When Riley- Tony, let him embarrass himself. When Riley- Go ahead, say everything you want to say. I'm not embarrassed, all right, you know what? I don't have to say anything else other than don't come on my private property. It's a boundary.

You've said it like a hundred times. And I will say it as many times as I need to say it. That's it, that's it. Like to me, to me, coming from an outside perspective, you've made it very clear You don't want somebody to come harass you on your property. And then I think Then there isn't much more to say until that happens. Sure.

Like it's, you kind of cross that bridge when you come to it. I needed to make Riley very clear of that. Okay. Because Riley, I don't know exactly what he understands of what's private property and what's positive when he was bugging Eric July You said it was hilarious and that everyone knows Riley's harmless and then he's just goofing around and that all Eric has to do is Ignore it. I said yeah, I know when he's on he said all Eric had to do was come outside and talk to Riley with Shaving cream on his shoulders. Yeah, that's right. I don't believe I said that The point we can go

back I'll get the clip and play when Riley is on private or public property a public parking lot or out in front of a public venue that's fine and if he wants to be on the public street and yell about me that's fine it's 100% he can do anything he wants on public property I cannot stop him and there's a public street outside my house and you can stand there and do whatever he wants. So you think Riley is not joking? About coming onto my property? Yeah, or in general. You think he's a threat? I think that he intends to come onto my property. I don't care what he does there. You just don't want him there at all? I don't know if he's a threat or not. I just

don't want him there at all. How many ladyboys are you hiding in your house? Here's the deal. I need to make this... This is a boundary I need to set for everyone. And if I say, oh it's okay for Riley to come onto my property... No one... you never needed to say it's okay. You've just been saying this on repeat over and over and over for like 24 hours. Because it's becoming a bit for the show. The bit for the show is, you can go... It's becoming a bit because you're reacting like this.

I don't want the bit to be, it's okay to go to Vito's house and fuck with his house. No one has done that. But they're joking about it like it's okay. Riley's joking about it. And other people are egging him on. Well, can you blame him? Okay, so the fans are egging on Riley saying, yeah, you know, fuck with his private property. It's cool.

Like you're trolling him. And I'm telling them, stay on the public street. That's cool. Like you're trolling him and I'm telling them stay on the public street. That's it. And I have to keep saying it because people keep saying, oh Riley you should do it or like oh yeah you know he's not actually I think you're making that up. I think you're lying about that. I think no one has told him to actually do it. There's so many people posting so much stuff I can't separate who's serious, who's joking, whatever else. I just have to say guys all I want to do in my life is do a comedy podcast and that's this is my I can't separate who's serious who's joking whatever else I just have to say guys

All I want to do in my life is do a comedy podcast and that's this is my public life This is this is public all of this yeah arguing and whatever else yeah My home is just like I have to have a place that I can be a private citizen, and that's it So fucking kids jokes are okay, but Riley joking about pigs blood in the cracks of your car is not okay. He can joke about anything he wants from the public street. 100%. No, no, no, but he's not... See, this is why you're such an effective liar. Riley is making jokes about coming to your house. You are making jokes about fucking kids. You see how they're exactly the same? And if anybody... here's the thing. You're now... Now you're saying if anybody fucked kids, that would be a big problem.

Well yeah, no shit, but Vito's not fucking kids. If he's just joking. Okay, but here's the thing. If I post on Twitter, someone goes, you're gonna fuck kids, I go, yeah, I'm gonna fuck kids. Yo, okay, that's one level. No, that's not any levels. There's definitely levels of jokes. If somebody calls you up screaming-

That's the worst level. Say you're gonna fuck kids is the worst level. That's why people don't want to associate with you, Vito. Please. Please. If you don't want to associate with me because I need this boundary in my life, I need to be able to separate my private life. This is so manipulative.

Nobody's coming to your house. Riley has never threatened... No, no, no. We have a problem with you lying about Riley coming to your house. I kid. That's fine. But if everybody stays off my property, He has never threatened... No, no, no, we have a problem with you lying about Riley coming to your house. I kid, that's fine. But if everybody stays off my property, I'm fine. You keep saying that like anyone is threatening it, but that's why it's such an effective

lie. Because you keep saying people are coming and nobody is. That's why it's such an effective lie. But that doesn't mean he doesn't... He could conceivably actually think that somebody's coming. I don't think he does. I think he lost an argument with Minton Riley and is trying to fuck Riley over. Because he threatens to send this tape to the cops that are after Riley. But you can't say for sure... I mean people think things all the time that are gonna...

Like this could... to them it could be real. You don't believe that's what I don't believe it's real No, that's because the antagonism goes it goes to the extremes and then it goes to zero It goes to the extreme and it goes to zero Who else is it somebody else sound off if you want to call in? Here's what I have to say is I Take my house my private life like that's my one place I feel safe. So when I go on Discord... Yo, weren't you laughing when they came to Dick's house and put that cow, that inflatable cow in his car? Oh yeah. They put a cow in your car?

Oh, you say you have to sit there. I cut the head off of it. Like a Godfather thing. Weren't you laughing? Did you find it hilarious? And you were like, oh, it's not that big of a deal. You weren't like, Dick, you really need to have, you know, the cops investigate this and, you know, SWAT teams and everything. You were just like, huh, there's not that big of a deal you weren't like dick you really need to have it You know the cops investigate this and you know SWAT teams and everything you were just like huh? There's a little thing that happened So my house is very important to me See that's why I think he's lying because he just says the same thing over and over I need to make this very clear Not just that he completely avoided what I said he didn't even acknowledge it like if what I said didn't matter. I know I

Need to make this very clear. this is very important to me okay okay I'm gonna bring Ralph in. I'm not joking around. I'm not joking around this is my public persona on the show. There's a Thai ladyboy in your house that you're afraid for us to fight. Frog Tony get out of here. Frog Tony get out of here. Thank you for coming. Plug your channel. Frog Tony channel. Okay Ralph get unmute yourself or whatever you have to do. Can I finish what I want to say? I shouldn't be able to be heard. Can you hear me? Yeah. Hey Ralph, can I finish saying one thing real quick? Okay, so, Dito, I'm not sure if you understand what's going on, but...

Ralph, can I finish saying... Can I finish just saying this, please? Yeah, let him finish his... His saying speech about my house again that he said he wouldn't have to say anymore. Okay. I'm a public figure on this show. I'm a public figure if you see me in public. If you want to be on the public street do whatever you want. I have to be able to have one... What does whatever you want

include? Whatever is legal. If you want to yell at me, if you want to troll me, go not... I can't stop you and whatever. And if Riley wants to do that on the street, if he wants to scream at me or throw pigs... I don't know. All I could say is I need one space where I feel safe. I don't care if that throw pigs, I don't know. All I could say is I need one space where I feel safe. I don't care if that sounds gay, I don't sound that sounds retarded. When I go on the discord, there's a guy in the discord saying, oh I'm gonna break into Vito's house. A guy you know very well. I don't know him very well. Riley, you do. No. You've hung out with him. I've hung out with him, I don't know him very well. You said you supported him though,

you want him and Mint to succeed. I do. I think they're talented and I,'t know him very well. You said you supported him though. You want him and Mint to succeed. I do. I think they're very- I think they're talented and I, you know, I see people who have talent and I want them to succeed. Did you think Riley was a danger to Eric Jilai? I don't- honestly, yeah. Look into the camera and say, I think Riley's a danger to Eric Jilai. At this point- You fucking fraud. At this point, Riley- You fucking fraud.

Here's the thing. The way Riley says things like like oh I'm gonna commit a no normal person would go on the record saying I'm going to commit crime I'm going to break into your house I'm like he didn't say I'm gonna break into your house he did say no I didn't want to break I forget the exact he said I'm gonna commit an increasing series of crimes until he get a refund until I get a $300 we wait did you not see the thing where he says I'm gonna break into Vito's house? Bring it up! Bring it up and let Ralph talk.

But just real quick. We got it. No breaking into your fucking house! No breaking into your fucking house! We got it! I have to take any of that seriously. Vito, what is turning you into Eric July? Do you not understand what's going on here? Like Eric July, if I'm in a public area,

do whatever you want to me. If I have a warehouse, come to my warehouse. If I'm doing an event, come to my event. But you've supported Riley this whole time. Going to private, going to public areas. He's effectively made you look like Eric July. I have always supported. I have always supported Riley going to public areas and doing stunts.

He cannot come on my private property. That is the one boundary I have to set as part of the show and for my sanity. I can't. But you know how this looks, though, right? It doesn't because he's done everything else on public property to the Texas police. Listen, right. Like, I mean, did you forward info to the Texas police? No, I have not. You said you did on this call. No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did. You said you would. Yeah, you did. Or I said I would. You would or did? You said you did, and you said Mint would be in jail and that she can get out of it if she obeys your commands. If you guys come on my private property,

I have to contact the authorities. And to try. That's clear. To try and keep. It's the only thing he says to make people think that it's a danger. I'm just trying to be serious for once. No,'s the only thing he says to make people think that it's a danger. Because I'm serious. I'm like just trying to be serious for once.

No, it's because you're trying to push this lie that it's actually happening. That's what people do. You don't respond to anything. I don't know if it's happening or not. You just say the same lie over and over. Just like you don't think, you think Riley's a danger to Eric Jalopnik now.

Why can't Riley just say, I'm not gonna come on your private property? Why can't he just say that? Because it's totally ruined. Because it's funny. It's funny, yeah. It's a bit that he's gonna come on my private property. I don't want him there. I don't think it's a bit. Well, ruined- It's funny. It's funny. Yeah. It's a bit that he's gonna come on my private property.

I don't want him there. I don't think it's a bit. Well, he said he's gonna squat your apartment so he owns it. I don't think- Okay. Squatters rights. Yeah. I don't care what he does while he's there.

Do you think he's gonna get pig's blood and dump it in the cracks of your car? I don't care what he does- Do you think he's gonna get pig's blood and dump it into the cracks of your car? I don't care what he does on my property. Do you think he's gonna get pig's blood and dump it into the cracks of your car? The only thing that matters is- Do you think he's gonna get pigs blood and dump it into the car the only thing that matters Blood and dump it in the cracks of your car It's a really you think he's gonna get pigs blood and dump it in the cracks of your car

To get pigs blood on the inside of the car. That's what he said. I don't yes or no I don't know you don't know if Riley is gonna get a bucket of pigs blood dozens of little threats He's made. I'm not gonna think through each of them and try this is Sean This is the quote that Riley said, "'Yeah, I could break in and squat too. "'I'm going to commit a series of increasingly severe crimes "'against veto and see how it goes.'" When you hear increasingly severe crimes, Sean,

like is there at any point you go, well, that's not great. I don't think we understand the neck of the woods that Riley and I are from. I don't wanna be in this neck of the woods. I am setting one boundary you wanted their money though a super kill Going to jail so like I Listened Ralph if to be on this show. I have to let people on my private property. I don't think I can do it

That's a boundary. I can't know one ever and no one ever suggested You are just saying it over and over again to be have to be okay with all of this. And I'm telling you, this is the one thing I'm not okay with. Stay on the public street and it's fine. I've said a million times, if you stay on the public street, I will not call the cops, I will not escalate anything. That's, that's, I don't know how much clearer you can make than this. I said I'll call the cops if you will forward things to the Texas authorities. That's snitching, Vito. I mean, I don't know what to say. If someone intends to commit a crime against me, I might snitch on them. I'm sorry.

Intent! Okay, well that makes you snitch! So they don't have to show up. They just have to talk about putting pig's blood in the cracks of your cars. Well, I mean, if you're like, that's what a restraining order is. Do you ever get a restraining order? But they take, like, it's a low bar. The judge in this case, no, you don't make any decisions. The judge in this case will laugh you into the next universe.

If you came in and said a friend of yours who is a troublemaker online that you have previously laughed at and said was harmless is coming to your house to dump pig floods in the fucking cracks of your cars, the judge will laugh you into the next county. That's fine. As long as I can set boundaries.

Why aren't you just giving us a $600 refund? That's not setting boundaries, that's just making empty threats. If people are not worried about the cops getting called on them for coming on my property, okay. But I'm still gonna call the cops. Okay, what? You can do whatever you want with yourself. You said you were gonna get a restraining order tomorrow.

I said if he continues to say, I'm going to come onto your property, I I'm gonna go well I have to get a restraining order so that you know there's a trespass you're gonna get a restraining order at Stanley Moss courthouse where the offense is young clip of 69 saying yeah I could break in and squat too I'm going to commit a series of increasingly severe crimes I'm going to commit against Vito and see how it goes so he's gonna commit increasingly severe crimes against Vito and see how it goes. Okay, so he's going to commit increasingly severe crimes. You're going to get a restraining order with this. And a variety of other things, calling me and saying he's going to throw pig's blood on my car, calling, you know,

saying whatever. You think that's valid? I mean, you think that's realistic? I don't know if it's a restraining order or what. I want a trespass order. What is that called? Well, it's somebody on your property. But you can get a trespass ahead of time. You can say,

hey, this guy intends to come onto my property. I don't want him here. Can you get me a trespass order? What is it called? I thought it was a restraining order. That's a restraining order. Then I don't want him on my property. Have you talked to a lawyer? No. Well, because I'm not escalating this. I'm just telling you. This is the most escalating you could do. Pretending that you don't know if... Stay off my property. That's it. I need to separate this show from my private life. Alright, uh, Ralph... I don't think that's an unreasonab- Is that an unreasonable-

Well, I understand that, um... Like, no one thinks you'd believe that. If I had a fan, and he goes- Riley's not a fan. If I had a fan. Riley's not a fan. He's not a fan of you? Riley's not a f- He's a participant fan of you Riley's not a he's a participant in the show

He's a performer at our live show. Is he a fan of yours? He is a performer So he's not a fan on the show in any way. He's a performer on the show He performs at the live show. He performed. He's actually made is a fan or is the niggler a performer? He performed. He's actually made content for you. Is the niggler a fan or is the niggler a performer? Uh more of a performer because he was on stage with us. Okay. Well his mint is Mint is an employee of yours. You've paid her to do things. Okay, so if an employee of mine said Hey, I want to go to Dick's house and I'm gonna fuck around. I'm gonna throw shit on his truck I'm gonna knock on his door or whatever else. I'm gonna go on to his private property and fuck around you would say I would say nothing You okay, you would be 100% with me going to fans me like yeah, that is funny with you

No for me saying like yeah, go fuck with dick. It's it's okay It's all part of the show if a guy said he's gonna come to my house. I got you twisted man Just put out the comic. I'm putting out the comic you're saying if somebody said I'm gonna go to your house and throw trash everywhere, and then you said that's funny thing. I don't know You're gonna have to pick because you're so fucked up. He wants to be on your private property Yeah, that's happened to me. Yeah, okay, and you're okay with me encouraging that I'll have a big problem with you if you encourage that okay So I have a problem with all the fans who are egging Riley on.

I don't think it's okay. Just stay off my private property. Why is this such a big deal? What you're describing is somebody actually coming to my house, which has actually happened. What's happening here is Riley being a fucking goofball. This is an extended fight you've had with Riley that has gotten worse and worse over time because you keep antagonizing and pestering and insulting him from a position of power.

And now he's showing you what power is. By the way, Riley says you didn't pay Mint for the card. You didn't pay her? I'm trying to pay her. You didn't pay her? Not yet, I'm trying to pay her. So you're gonna get a restraining order on somebody you owe money to?

I tried to pay her in her Venmo Or whatever didn't work. So I said, can you tell me a PayPal or something else? I fully intended. Hey, it's $50. Yes Jesus Look, what is the okay is the core issue that I'm just saying that's not that much money and also it is not a lot of money Me and you are kind of cut from a different cloth. I'm used to this type of harassment, but I would think $600 is kind of a cheap price to keep Riley away from me.

Okay, so I have to pay Riley to stay off my private property? What, is there a bill that's due for? Well, no, I mean, he wants the tickets. Wait, did he back your comic? Wait, did he back your comic or what? Why does he want the $600? I don't understand. He backed my comic. Okay, so why not just give him his money back?

Because that's money that... I don't know. Because then everyone will get a refund. You don't know! You don't have an answer for it. Just give him his money back. I offered them a refund and they said it's too late So they don't want it anymore a full refund. Yeah. Oh now you offered it So you owe her money and your refund and they said no I offered them a refund because I said, you know what? Let's de-escalate this it's not important and they don't want the refund bring it down

But yes, you're right This call happened the same night that I opened discord and a guy says he's gonna break into my house and you can squat Listen to me. A guy that you know very well. I don't know Riley very well. I don't know him very well. You keep saying fan to try to like frame this as some lunatic. I mean it's exactly what Maddox says.

Oh it's a fan of mine. You consider him a performer on the show? I've always thought of him as a fan of the show. Him being on stage. He's a producer. In a cape. Well it's like he started as a listener way back Yeah, this is how it happens. Yeah, it's like that he gets some people get closer to the show than others Who is Ralph a fan of the show? All right, let me bring lemon sock in but like I'm a creator

Well, Ralph is like a co-creator to me. Yeah He's on the level of how a show like two shows can have associations Like I'm a creator. Well, Ralph is like a co-creator to me. Yeah Show like two shows can have associations say this. Okay, Riley To make me worried that he was gonna commit crimes he wanted to freak me out and he succeeded I was like Oh my god, this guy's gonna come on my property About my property, I can't have anyone on there. I don't want it But why do you think spurting out is the way to get that? Even if Riley was serious Why do you think having a big weird tantrum? I was emotional, but you're continuing to do it because everyone's telling me Like what you're saying is fucking retarded. Everyone's telling me Vito. Just let him come on your private property. It's a big joke

It doesn't matter. No one's saying that they're saying it's a joke They're saying it's a joke. They say that no one should go on my private property I mean, I don't really like the way you've been So I'm not gonna do what you tell me to do. What'd you say Ralph? He says no one should go on my private property should go on my private property. No, I would thank you Yeah, because they could get in trouble Think he ever planned on going on your private property. He never did. People come to my house all the time.

I hate it, but I'm not too wide. I really appreciate, and I really- He's exceeded. I really appreciate when people who are across from Riley go, Hey Riley, you're not actually gonna go on his private property, right? Because Vito's a little freaked out. He doesn't want people on his property. Yeah. But instead all my friends go,

Ha ha, Vito got trolled by Riley. And I'm like, that's it. Okay. But you did. This is very important to me. Yeah, but you've been an go haha Vito got trolled by Riley and I'm like, yeah, this is that's it Okay, but you did this is very important to me. Yeah, but you've been an asshole to mint for so long What's important to her troll me online fight with me online do whatever they are And they are and I want it's working good good good. Then so you support what he's doing right now online I yeah he is. Yeah, so you support what Riley's doing. Say it It's I support everything he's been doing the last couple days I support no, I guess cuz that's we zoom trill trolling online and you're getting fucking worked up over online trolls

I do not support anyone saying they're gonna come on my property. I can't Co-creator what about fucking kids? What's that can Riley say he wants to fuck kids Riley can do that Sure, because he's obviously joking right that sounds like a very clear joke. Oh Blood saying I'm gonna come on your property is not a joke to me I don't want anyone on my property. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Ralph get out of here. I'm gonna go ahead Did you say something? Yeah, I was gonna say thank you for calling me a co-creator. That was very kind of you I said I actually that's not actually I meant creator

Yeah, yeah creator. Yeah, I'm a creator. Yeah, you know, I'm a creator. Creator, yeah, I'm a creator. Yeah, you know, I'm a fan of the show, but I'm a creator too. Well, that's right. Sean, are you okay with me setting boundaries for fans of the show? Yes. Thank you.

Yep. And Dick, are you okay with me setting boundaries for fans of the show? See, I have this- Vito, you sound legit scared, dude. You've been turned into a liar. I'm legit worried about people coming out of my property. I have this thing, Vito.

I don't know who it is. I'm legit worried about people coming out of my property. I have this thing vetoed. I don't know who it is. I'm immune to manipulations. I'm not trying to manipulate you. Yes, you are. Because you get somebody to say yes to something, makes them more likely to say yes to things down the line progressively. I'm just trying to-

So I don't agree with that obvious shit. But I want to make sure, the core problem is not that I'm telling people very seriously, please just stay off of my private property lemon sake I want everybody and you know everybody's boundaries are the same you know what I mean, and I don't they're joking about it I don't care if I sound like a pussy. I don't care if I sound like I'm on veto fan Okay, you want to be the most popular guy in the world. I just need this one thing, okay? And I'm just this is me being serious. I'm not joking around get out of here Thank you Ralph's check out the tour down the room. Let's. I just want to say this. Vito you're handling this the wrong way.

I'm handling it however I need to to keep people off my property. Okay, well. Then that's you doing it wrong. It's not working. It's not working. If everybody here cares about it though it's not fun. If everybody hates about me that's fine. Kill stream tomorrow. Ben Thorpe gave Graysthorpe a black eye and I have the inside scoop on that. And so we will be discussing that tomorrow

on the Kill Stream. So. How have they not? Kill Stream tomorrow. What's the link? KillStream.tv. Still? Yeah.

Well, just Kill Stream on Rumble. It's easy to find. And I understand I'm not handling this the way that people would handle most internet blood support stuff, but like, it's not it. Well, I understand I'm not handling this the way that people would handle most internet blood support stuff, but like I started. Well, you're just getting a little too worked up, man. That's how it is.

I'm very worked up about my property. You know I like you. This is the one thing that I have to be worked up about. And you can't threaten to snitch, I mean, I don't like snitching, like I don't know, like I'm going to forward all evidence to Texas authorities. You said you sent it to the cops. Well, if I said that, I was crying.

I misspoke because I had to. But what do you mean, I misspoke? Saying I sent shit to the cops is not just I misspoke. How could I have sent shit to the cops in the two minutes between our phone calls? Why did you say it then? I guess I misspoke because there's no way I could have sent something to the cops

in the last two minutes. You see how when it helps you, it's always, I was joking. I misspoke. I was just saying it because it's important to me. But when it's Riley or anybody else, it's like, this guy joking, I misspoke, I was just saying it because it's important to me, but when it's Riley or anybody else, it's like this guy's out to get me, this is a fan, this guy's dangerous. I'm not saying Riley's dangerous.

I'm saying that I don't want him on my property. Dick was right the other day when he said, you know, we've stuck by you, a lot of people stuck by you. When you were talking about fucking people's children and shit like that. I never believed that by the way. I always knew that was a joke, but like, that's a much more serious joke

than I'm going to pour pig's blood in your car, right? Okay. I mean. So if Riley comes on my property and I call the cops, that's like not okay. Is that what people are saying? What do you mean not okay? No, if he comes on your property,

tries to break in your house, or tries to fuck with your shit, I mean, you know, do what you need to do. If he comes on my property and I say, Riley, you need to leave or I'm calling the cops, is that okay? Okay, what? It is to me.

I never denied that that was okay. I'm saying, is the show gonna go, veto, threaten to call the cops, veto's a snitch, whatever else. Well, I don't know what you're gonna do with Riley between now and then. Like, see, you go from like cold to wanting to Ameliorate situations and then you start attacking people dick like that's the difference like it's same

This is same thing boogie did with Frank Hassel. He's like don't come to my house and he's like fuck you you pussy I'll put you in a body bag. Here's the deal my emotional state can change. I'm a human being sometimes I can be like, okay. I'm just gonna handle this rationally I'm gonna be 100% and then I see something that sets me off and I go I'm furious and I'm pissed and I can't believe this So here's what happened. I tried to be very rational with Riley and mint in the first call I really did my best and I think that call is very rational and like just like please stay off my property And then I go on the discord and I read stuff like I'm going to break into his house and that for me is like a squat It's a anyone who's saying they're gonna break into my house

I don't care if it says and then I'm gonna dress like a clown whatever else if the words I'm going to break into his house or in the phrase. I'm like I lose it I'm like I that is fucking horrifying to me I don't want one more bit of news before I leave Riley said he wants to do some things with the kill stream this fall I have no Riley said he wants to do some things with the Killstream this fall. I have no idea what he means. He could be wanting to squat on it. I have nothing to do with this, but you know,

I'll just drop that and thank you, Dick. I appreciate you having me on. Thank you for calling in. Killstream, go check it out. Get out of here. Okay, VitoFan wants to defend you, I think. Okay. Okay. VitoFan, are you there?

Hello. Hi. Can you hear me? Yes, hi. Are you the guy that jacked off okay okay Vito fan are you there hello hi hear me yes hi are you the guy that jacked off on the Vito's picture yes that was me I was it actually my toilet seat thank you oh boy now I'm gonna say it is but if I ever beat you I'm gonna say it was um ear drops or something because I don't want you to run away but uh Vita I'm gonna defend you dude all right I have to defend you thank you because uh there is there is um precedent that Riley would actually commit some he'd actually

like do spray pigs blood all over your car I mean didn't he go to Eric July's warehouse and like tape a dollar bill to the warehouse or whatever. Wasn't that like 42? It's not exact. It's like, yeah, but it's not like, um. Well, here's the thing. That was public. And if he wants to do something in public, and again, if it's something that can be easily

undone, like taping something to a business. Not like Pigs Blood, which would take maybe a week to wash. You'd have to replace your upholster. Yeah. I don't know if you can really get Pigs Blood out. And then you have to seal the cracks, right? It's not about the blood. A business. Which would take maybe a week to wash. You'd have to replace your upholstery. Yeah, I don't know if you can really get pig's blood out. And then you have to seal the cracks, right? It's not about the pig's blood thing. It's just about coming onto my property. I don't...

Yeah, but like... Even if he jokingly is like, oh, it's a, you know, and it's bucket labeled pig's blood, and it's full of water, I just don't want them on my property. I don't know what the bit is, and I don't want it happening on my property. This is the bit. That's fine. If the bit is me needing to set boundaries for fans and I look like an idiot, okay. Okay.

I'm okay with looking like an idiot as long as it keeps people off my property. I mean, I don't encourage the bit. I don't like dealing with this, but you guys have been fighting for months. If I lose all my friends, if I lose the respect of the audience, whatever else, I don't care. This is one line I just can't be okay with. That's it. I think that's... You've made that very clear. Uh-huh.

I think you've made that very clear. Okay. I don't know if people are... So everybody... but here's the thing is it keeps coming back to, well this part's a joke, well this part's a joke, well this part's a joke. It's all a joke. I don't believe... okay, I don't... when this guy says he's coming out of my property, I don't know if that's a joke or not.

You do. I don't. It's Riley. I still... I don't see something stopping Riley from coming onto my property. Why, without me laying that out for him and going, okay, you can do all that from the street. Cause you engage with him constantly.

So it's not illegal for people to like- He trolls me and I troll him back and I've never said I'm going to go to his house and do anything. I just was like, why don't we just keep it to the internet? What about with that sniper wolf chick? You thought it was fine that the other... It was from a public street.

So you think that's fine? Yes. Then how is this different? Do anything you want from the public street, anything. Anything you want to do. What's the difference? You're not like living on a ranch. Dude, I... Like I live on the street. I don't, I live in...

You know? Like it's right out in front of my fucking house. That's fine. So what are you talking about? That's fine if that's how you feel about your property. I live in a little my property. That's the street Okay, you can do anything you want on the street to me Anything you want on the street I might even come out and be part of your video and you can clown on me and do whatever you want Does it become property your driveway? Yes

Well, it becomes your property what you use there's something called a plot map Yeah, you can go to the Department of Building and Safety at whatever local city you're in. So you're saying, being on the sidewalk, you're 100% okay on... 100, 100%. You have every legal right. But in your mind, you see Riley going to the sidewalk and that's fine, but you imagined him stepping onto your grass and then you've had a 48-hour meltdown about that? I imagine him coming up to my house. imagine him trying what pure in the windows take pictures of my property fuck around

You can take pictures from the public street. Yeah, he can and I he absolutely can but you don't want that right? I was an appraiser. That's that's what you do with Fucked with in that way 100% legal right to do it, and I can't stop him So where does the meltdown come from? The meltdown comes from him saying he's coming out of my property. Vito, I mean, you don't have any property though. I have a house, it's my one space that I am a private citizen.

All of this is public. I'm a part of the show, do whatever you want. On the internet, I'm public, say whatever you want to me. I don't believe that the meltdown is about that because it's just no difference between To me on the sidewalk in your but it's in your mind. It's not okay. I don't want to park on the street No, you park in a garage or something garage. I don't want him in my garage I don't want him how would he get in your garage to pour pigs blood in your in the cracks of your car anyway? I can't I'm not gonna explain the way my house is laid out. I'm not gonna explain where my car is. Okay, again This is all stuff that is just not part of the show. He told me he was gonna tunnel in

Do you not see why people see it as bizarre If people think it's bizarre it's fine if people think I'm crazy it's fine if I lose all respect to the show This is my one This is what happened Eric July very important to me. You want to read your parts or should I read them both? I mean if you- What's your favorite part of Riley's video making career? Somebody says when I don't watch them you said oh the stickers on the door so funny. Yeah. Do you think that's true still? I never thought that putting stickers on the door is funny. I thought Eric Jalai's reaction to it was funny. Oh.

Okay. I think there's a lot of ways you can get a reaction. Whatever. This is not about whether I find Riley funny. Uh huh. Can I just... Look, I know you think it's irrational. I know you're like, oh, it's just a house, whatever else. I am so public online. I'm so public with this show. I share things about myself

that are embarrassing and whatever else. Yeah. I just need a space so I can just be a private citizen sometimes. I can just hang out with my cats, I can lie on my bed, I don't have to worry about a guy coming up to the windows, knocking on the windows, my cats are in the little patio I've set up for them, I don't want a guy coming up taking pictures and fucking with them like- And that's what you thought Riley would do? I don't know. Eventually you have to say what you thought. Like otherwise this just seems like a bunch of nonsense. Here's what I thought. I thought Riley would come

onto my property. I don't know if he's gonna be wearing a cape and screaming or whatever else, but here's what I thought. I thought people would see that and they'd go, this is okay for me to do because the show says it's okay for Riley to do. Yeah, so you're worried about copycats of Riley? Yeah. Okay. So framing it as Riley as a fan and all this stuff, like you know Riley's harmless. I think Riley thinks he can come out of my property.

You just won't leave that word. Cause that's the most, I don't know how to say this. I'm trying to walk you through any semblance of logic to your behavior and you will not participate in it at all. Here's the logic, I need this. I'm begging for it. I'm explaining to you that the way you're going about this. That's fine. I don't care. Okay let's watch the video then. I don't I the mint part is rough. Riley or Mint if you want to call in obviously call in. Let Reckon in. Where's Reckon? Which one is he? Can you at least just play it in

order so you can see why? All right, Vito fan get out of here go come on more pictures or don't say goodbye. Goodbye plug something. What do you want to plug? Goodbye. I have no I mean I have nothing I was shocked Okay, where's Reckon which one is Reckon Is a recon Kato Which one is Reckon? Is it Recon? Kato? Kato? This one? All right, hold on.

I don't know why I have to mute and unmute everybody. All right, Reckon, is that you? Say something. Unmute yourself. Do something. Do something. Push all the buttons. Bring up when Vito, Lemonsock, he said, bring up when Vito said he would give advice to Matt Barr. Can you guys hear

me? Yeah, yeah. When he was smugging out over the rape. Oh yeah, remember when Riley said he was going to rape Matt Barr? Did he say he was going to go to his property? Well, raping him, yeah. You think going to property is worse than rape? You could rape a guy somewhere else. You know that would be a worse crime, raping. Yeah, hold on buddy. In the street. Yeah, you know, if you, if you raped someone in You know that would be a worse crime raping. Yeah, hold on buddy. In the street Yeah, you know if you if you raped someone in public that would be a worse crime than trespassing. The point is that I don't think it's plausible For Riley to rape someone but we've... But pigs blood in the cracks in the choir. Riley has gone to people's Places and they've all been public and that's fine I don't know if he has the boundary to stay off my private property

I don't know. Did you think it was funny when Riley said he would rape Matt Barr? No. You didn't? No. What did you say Matt Barr should do? I said, Matt, you should just let it roll off you. Why?

Because it's not serious. And why wouldn't you just spurg out even just to be sure, just to be safe? Why not just like set a boundary? Like I won't be raped by a man. I've dialed it back. I've said, you know what? I got really emotional because I get really emotional when someone says they're going to fuck with my house. Why not just set a boundary, like, I won't be raped by a man, by a kefat man. I've dialed it back, I've said, you know what?

I got really emotional, because I get really emotional when someone says they're gonna fuck with my house. It's like a very important boundary to me. Okay. What did Matt Barr say? I don't know, I don't remember. You don't remember? All right, Reckon, what do you have to say?

I have to confess something. No, blow. Oh, jeez. Well, Vito really offended my feelings, because other day I made a very special stinger for him. And on the show I was trying to be nice to him because he said nobody liked him. He said he would rather have somebody else make the stingers instead of me. He did say that, you remember that? I just said I think we need a mix up. It's that you've gotten so much spotlight Rekkan for your incredible stangers that I thought we should mix it up a little

Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. He said that reckon He's a bitch I hope I hope you're not gonna rape him right is I need you or go to his property that's even worse No, I'm I'm not I'm too poor for that. I don't I can't afford a ticket to LA, you know But you're gonna kill Riley Gotta pay for lawyers to get out of the last fucking guy. He got to spur out and meltdown Okay That's all that's my piece, okay. Wow. Uh, that's all I- that's my piece.

Okay. Fuck you Vito. Okay bye Reckon, thank you. Alright let's watch this fucking disaster. It's only 30 minutes. If Mint or Riley- I need a Coke really bad. You need a Coke? Yeah. Let me see if my- well. Oh, you want a Prime energy? It's zero calories.

Let me see if I can get you one. Oh yeah? We got them in the fridge. Really? Yeah., good. Oh, yeah, they're good. I like them. They are they are good. I Like the zero calories part. Maybe this is a new thing I can abuse They are good Oh 10, okay, I can deal thank you Thanks. Oh Okay Here's the here's the call Thank you. It's like coconut water. Thanks. Oh, okay. Here's the call. Riley, you will go to jail.

I'm trying to save your fucking life. I'm going to take a bucket of pig's blood and I'm going to pour it in the cracks in your car so that the inside of your car is covered in pig's blood. That's fine, Riley. That's fine. Why don't we- That's fine Riley, that's fine. Why don't we- That's fine. If it's on a public street or whatever.

But he didn't know that. I'm seeing me, if I'm worried about getting- I was trying to deescalate the situation. Well, yeah, you really got to stay consistent though. How escalated was it before this? It was like- Pretty escalated. Months, months. Months of fighting.

Right, and like back and forth online, like we're in like video. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so it's like. Fuck you, fuck you. This is where I'm at a real disadvantage because I don't know the background. When I say that's fine, it's because Riley keeps saying, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this.

And every time I just said, that's fine, that's fine. Well, see, the thing about trespassing and restraining orders is you have to say no I don't want any more contact with you and then hang up That's how restraining orders one of restraining order yet, but you net no no you never will with this This is just you guys fighting constantly I this was before I saw discord messages saying he wants to break into my house And once I saw those stop fighting and I if you want me to not talk about you, I won't talk about you.

Why don't we just... Bro! You don't even have to be my friend. I won't talk about you. Your hat's over the fence, Vito! The hat is over the fence! The what? The hat.

The hat is over the fence! The plane has crashed into the mouth. I don't know what that means. Have you ever heard the phrase, the hat is over the fence? Yeah, you toss a... It's a fence. No, you throw the hat in the ring.

I have not. No, no, no, no, no, no. You throw your hat in the ring, but you throw your hat over a fence, so you have to go over the fence. Yeah, you toss a... If you... It's a fence. You throw the hat in the ring. I have not... No, no, no, no, no, no. You throw your hat in the ring, but you throw your hat over a fence so you have to go over the fence. That's the saying. I've never actually heard that. But I...

That's an obscure southern saying. No, but I know what he meant by it. I Googled it. It's not a saying. Hat over the fence. I know what he meant by it. Riley's been really upset that I don't know hat over the fence.

I'm like, I genuinely don't think that's a saying. Is that a problem too? It's too far to take that. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. You've eaten enough. I can't believe he put it in the front of the video. To know what that means.

I'm sure it'll help his existing court case when they have evidence of him doing the same behavior later. So this is all stitched up. Oh boy. It's up to you man. If you wanna be in a jail cell, it's your choice. California. Oh My god, he's gonna snitch on you to Texas. I absolutely will I will send all evidence of you fucking with my property to Texas Okay, Wilson

Hello Hi, hey, I'm fucking hey, I'm mad I'm mad Okay Did you hear me say don't bring me into this? I heard somebody say something I'm not bringing you into this It's just you fucko I was just saying because you were in the room You should be

You should be able to fight your own fucking battles with Riley and not bring me into it Okay? You've been doing Every time you bring up Riley Oh doing- Every time you bring up Riley, oh, Mint. Or every time you bring up me, oh, Riley. Like fucking- it's one person. Don't group us into this we- Not all of us has this mental retardation need to say we when referring to themselves.

Okay, Vito? we're one person. We're not two people or three people like your body masses. I got it. I'm sorry. I, you know, if I've done it in the past, hopefully it's just been this recent thing. Have I done it in the past a lot of Vito? Have you said we in I meant in relation to her? Yes. Connecting her to Ryan.

You do it all the fucking time! And it's not just me, you do it to other people too! Well, maybe that's... yeah, okay, well now I'm aware of it so I won't do it. I wasn't aware I was doing that. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Pete, you've been called out on this we thing all the time! How the fuck are you not... how do you not know that you do it? You get called out on it all the time and it's a fucking meme.

All right, well, I'm apologizing for it and I'll pay more attention to it. Fucking change your goddamn behavior. I don't care if you pay more attention to it. That's just some excuse so you slip up eventually and fall back on that behavior. So, fuck you. Where's my ring? Where's your? so you slip up eventually and fall back on that behavior. So, okay. Where's my refund?

Where's your? I'm coming to California tonight if I don't get a refund, Jiswaldy. What would you like me to do? It's WWE. I'll get $100 fucking dollars now. Why don't fucking refund? Okay, well, I'm not doing that.

Now, or I'm coming to California, Jiswaldy. Okay, why are you not doing that. Yeah! Or I'm coming to California! Okay, why are you not doing that? No, it's pretty funny. So you not giving them the refund is funny. Yeah, that's not, that's not uh, over the line. That's not illegal. You want the cops to get involved but you won't pay $600 to make a call away? I don't want the cops to get involved. I don't want to call the cops. I really don't. It's gonna cost you more than $600 to get a restraining order. Then I don't want to do it. I really don don't it's gonna cost you more than six hundred dollars to get a restraining order

Then I don't want to do it But I gotta keep you off my property And I said come to California if he wants to be on the public stream He already pushed it till next week Next week! Next week! I then, If Riley wants to be on, He already talked himself out of it. Okay.

Well, maybe not, I got things to do tonight. I'll kill you at 11.30. My pig blood guy is, he's out for the week, and he's coming back, maybe Mexico, I don't know. I'll see you sometime. I'll see you sometime. I don't know, man. Zach, words were, see you next week, comma, fat.

Okay, I will see you next week. Vito, also, hey, motherfucker, also, you- I apologize. You, look, Vitoito you come in That California won't prosecute him for because he yeah, he's making the joke that California doesn't prosecute people for like no He's missed a man. They keep making the joke that California doesn't prosecute people. For like... No, he's making the joke. Misdemeanors. They keep making the joke like, Oh, anything I do in California, it doesn't matter because nobody gets arrested.

They prosecute you for breaking and entering. Okay, so up to this point, I mean, legit crimes. I'm trying to de-escalate the situation, obviously. Okay. I'm going, let's just talk about this. Yeah. And then Riley starts... You're doing good because mint's fucking up.

But here's the thing, is let's be clear. When Riley goes goes, oh I'm going to do crime or whatever else in any other venue, he does it in public venues, right? Well, crimes is crime. But I'm saying when he goes on Discord or something, or when he goes on Twitter and he goes, I'm going to commit crimes against veto, that you could say, oh well that's a, that's a comedy bit for everyone, you know? Okay, that's comedy. This is a private phone call and he's saying he's gonna do crimes against me. Like do you see that there's in my head? I'm like, is he serious? Problem is you've been telling you've been goading her into calling you for weeks not coding. I genuinely wanted to apologize Well, were you recording at this point? I do after no after he said I'm going to commit crime

I said I think I could pinpoint when you started recording. Yeah, right about this point. Okay, so, in your mind, this is a private... Call... Conversation, it's not like a public, like, kayfabe, whatever thing. It's a guy who privately is saying he wants to do crime, and I was like... That's, that's different. But it was right after our show ended.

Like, like, the second biggest problem ended, you called her. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. I was still sitting here. Please, look. After biggest problem ended, Yeah. I turned on my phone. Right.

Because my phone had been off. Yeah. And I got a call from Mint Salad. OK. So I didn't call. Either that or it was like my call history was full of calls from it. I can't actually remember, but it was Mint Sala had been trying to contact me. And I said, do you see the context that I'm saying?

Like the show, it had been, it had been you and Ethan Vance Guyver Thursday. And then it was our show on Friday that was all about this. And then it was immediately after that show, this call began. Like, do you see how the context is like, not real? Well, I'd been trying, I kept saying, Mint, I don't think apologies work over text. Why don't you just call me and we'll hash it out? Cause I really think, and then, you know,

immediately I start getting yelled at. But the context, you see how it's like, it still feels like part of the show cause you're in the studio. I really don't get that at all. Usually when this show ends, it's like, okay, that was a great show and we're like different it's a different vibe. I don't think that's an assumption. You're saying a private call is part of the show that no one else can hear? I think you can tell just by listening to these

people that you know and have talked to many times privately that they're not acting. Yeah. When Riley's going oh I, I'm gonna listen to me, brother. I'm gonna come out there next week or tonight and I'm gonna get my $600. Okay, sitting as a guy who's just heard this the first time, knowing Riley a little bit, like I've met him in, he's been here for the shows, been on the live shows, stuff like that.

To me, with whatever I'm bringing to the party, I think he's joking. I don't think there's anything serious. To me, I wouldn't lose a minute's sleep. Your experiences are different, whatever you're bringing to the party, so to speak. And I'm not going to tell you how you should feel. But to me, it seems like a bit. That's, and I'm not gonna tell you how you should feel. But to me, it seems like a bit. That's my impression of it. Here's the thing is, when they go, I'm coming to California, I go, okay, I think this is a bit. I think he wants to put on the cape

and he wants to be in the street or whatever else. So honestly, like up until that point, and then he says, I'm gonna do crimes. And I'm like, I don't know how to take that. Cause again, I'm like like it's a private call. Really, the only part at which I started being like, holy shit, do I need to take this seriously is when he goes, I'm gonna come onto your property, because I'm like, that's just like my line.

But you said that part, he didn't say the property yet. Not yet, you're right. Okay, so you still think it's a bit now. At this point, I'm like becoming like, I'm gonna do crimes against you and I'm like, well, what does that mean? I'm getting like a little like... When did you start recording? I can't remember exactly. I can't remember That's okay property damage that's anything yeah, he could break my window I like I Mean bro play that again. Can you understand the one a guy says he's gonna do property damage and theft not Riley. No

He's calling he's making a private call saying he's gonna do property damage. So then why have you been, after this, why were you arguing with him in DMs for like 24 hours straight? That's not something you do, it's something- Because I was trying to get him to understand- Okay, I know no one believes me on this. I don't want this- As part of the show, nobody wants wants veto to call the cops on Riley nobody wants that to happen it's not fun it's not funny okay but I have to lay boundaries for people I have to say if you come on my property I have to call

the cops so I was I was desperately trying to say Riley please don't push me to this but you didn't say that you said you threatened them with calling the cops and getting him in trouble with the Eric July warrant. Because I thought that would be the one thing that snaps them out of reality and they go shit, he's serious. He really does take this seriously, it's not a bit, okay, he's going to call the cops, we're going to back off and we'll handle this a different way.

While they're laughing? Like do you hear them laughing in the background? I think, yes, they're laughing and I had to be like, this is the one thing I can think of to convince them, because honestly- It just sounds like you're trying to extort them into doing what you want. I want them to stay off my property. Or you want to win an argument. I don't want to win the argument. I'm trying to apologize here.

It's possible. It's possible that on one side it's, I want to snap you, I want to help you, but it's also the other possibility is, I want to fuck you. Dude, when a guy- guy exists in people's minds All I know is when a guy says he's gonna do property damage theft, and that's probably when I started recording Yeah, I was like I I don't know you don't know I here's here's my here's my mindset I go I want this to be a joke. I want yeah, I want Riley to say you want it to be like I'll fuck kids

I'm not joking like that kind of job. I want him to say, I'm fucking around, I'm gonna come to the street, you know, ooh, I'm gonna stand outside your thing, I'm gonna be wearing the cape, I'm gonna throw stickers in the air. I want him to say that. When he says I'm gonna do property damage and theft, I go, I gotcha.

Well, yeah. That's what you think? I got you, you son of a bitch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no figured out how to threaten the one thing I deeply care about, which is my safety in my own home. Which is property damage? Yeah, oh, absolutely. Yeah, I mean, it just sounds thin when it's Riley. After all the time we spent making fun of Eric Jalai for melting down about the stickers.

But Riley's never been this mad at me. I've never, Riley has never. He doesn't sound mad at all. I hear him screaming and it sounds like he's mad. And meant, literally made an animal growl at me. Which like sounded like a joke. From an autistic girl? That's the sound of autistic rage, I'm pretty sure.

Okay. Have you heard this before? Mint sounds more angry than Riley does to me. Yeah, yes, yeah. But I'm getting hit by both of them. She's also autistic. Here's also what was in my head. I said, anytime Riley's fucked with Eric July. It was like a fun comic whatever thing that had no stakes this

I was like Riley feels that I've jaded his girlfriend and he's on the warpath like that's what was in my mind I was like this is different. So you did did you jade her? Did you I said I said things about her YouTube channel that made her very upset and I get it And I apologize for it. Look, Vito, you come in when arguing with Riley. I'm going to commit a series of escalating crimes against you, Vito, that California won't prosecute me for! Okay. Get ready for property damage and theft! Well you know me, Gene! Okay, you're going ready for property damage and theft. Well you know me Gene. Okay you're

gonna commit property damage and theft. See this is when I think you're recording because you're repeating it to seed him into making a mission that you are framing as a crime. I think I probably started recording but I was like is he serious? Like that's what what that's honestly I was like. Maybe. I was like Riley you're joking come on. Yeah you didn't say that though You said you prompted him to repeat it. I don't you see how that's suspicious Is it suspicious that I'm genuinely like not sure if a guy's gonna commit a crime? Suspicious that you don't say are you joking like hey, let me be real with you. Are you joking?

Okay, bro, if at this point I'm going I don't know if I need to actually protect myself against this guy So if he's gonna be the kind of guy that admits that he wants here's the going, I don't know if I need to actually protect myself against this guy. So if he's gonna be the kind of guy that admits that he wants, here's the thing, I don't believe that. I don't, I don't know what. It's rough. See, all of this comes down to this idea

that it's like we can't believe that Vito genuinely was worried Riley was gonna do something. I don't normally, I've never had someone tell me I'm gonna commit property damage and theft on your property. This has never happened to me before. But then you argue with him for like two more days after this. That's why it's hard to believe.

Because I was- Seems more like an ego argument thing than a property damage thing, because you continually engage with him. But here was the argument. Yeah. I kept saying, you know this is all a joke, this is all a joke, and I said, if it's all a joke, just stay off my property. So you know it's a joke now. I- He said it all a joke. This is all a joke. And I said, if it's all a joke, just stay off my property. So you know it's a joke now.

I... He said it's a joke. Wait, what's a joke? Any of this shit. Has Riley said it's... they're joking? Riley keeps saying, I'm... this is all... Riley is saying... Not yet on this. Not on this.

Not in this, yeah, but in real life. Riley later on keeps saying, you knew it was a joke, you knew it was a joke. And I've said, Riley, I didn't... I don't know what's a joke or not but I genuinely believe you would come onto my property I still do I still do even though he said it's a joke he has not said coming on here if Riley says I promise to not come on your property it's over see there's that that's not the same as saying it's a joke now you're you're expecting something out of him no that's the problem it's never just so say so say that's a joke. Now you're expecting something out of him. That's the problem.

It's never just... So say that's a joke. Say me saying I was going to come onto your property is a joke. There you go again. You make it very difficult. Are you joking or not? Yes or no? Yes. Okay, done. Say you're joking and tell me this very specific thing that I want you to give to me. Here's the deal. I can believe that throwing pigs blood is a joke. I can believe whatever else is a joke. I believe that he wants to come on to my property. And he's never said that was a joke. He's never said that was a joke.

Let's hear more. Vito, this all started because while I had an argument with Riley, you bring up my numbers, my YouTube numbers, and then you're like, oh, look at how many views these get. Oh man, look at me, big shot veto. Oh, just cause I'm big in mass means I'm big everywhere else. Means I'm big in bigger numbers than she does. So look, look at these numbers.

And that's why you, that's how you got me into this. And you know, I mentioned, hey, can you not do that? And then you just do it two more times. And by the third time I'm fucking pissed, why are you bringing me up again? And you say, oh, she just wants promotion. You have missed the point. The point was, in response to you bringing up my numbers,

I say, then, you bringing up my numbers, I say then you bring up my numbers. Do you have all this recorded? This part? Yeah. Okay, so you did turn it on when he said I'm committing a series of escalating crimes. Okay. But you haven't been promoting me,

so why the fuck you're bringing up my numbers? I didn't record the second or third call. Right, and you interpret that as I want promotion. And then you say, oh, Mint wants to be promoted. She wants to be promoted, everyone. She's asking to be promoted, which implies that I'm going around begging for promotion, which is, what's the word?

Fuck, I'm blanking on the word, which is, what's the word? Fuck, I'm blanking on the word, which is, desperate, yes, desperate. It just looks desperate. And you just keep saying that with, the audience doesn't have any understanding of what the context is, what conversation we have, and so the audience is just gonna put something in their mind,

probably something related to what they're dealing with in their mind, and so they're gonna have an interpretation that is not as in reality. So why don't we just stop fighting and I'll apologize? You better act! I'm going to take a bucket of pig's blood and I'm gonna pour it in the cracks in your car. Is this the first time he's- So that the inside of your car is bucket of pig's blood and I'm gonna pour it in the cracks in your in your car Is this the first time he's inside?

Blood that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, that's the first time that's the first time he asked to put a carry reference Nobody poured pigs blood on a car in carry It was just in a bucket at a Is like that's like everyone knows that Carrie reference. Yeah, but I'm saying, pouring... There's been other situations with people throwing blood on stuff. You can't just go, oh, well, it's from that movie.

If you said, I'm gonna wait for you to be on stage at prom and put blood in a bucket... Wait, your problem is the reference? I do have a problem with the reference. Okay. The pigs blood is what it is about for me. The pigs blood seems like pigs blood... That's, to me, pigs blood is this too. The pig's blood is what it is about for me. To me, pig's blood is a joke. It's so specific.

It's how I read it. There's part of this where I think you're joking with them. Wait a minute. Is he playing them? I'm trying to figure out if he's joking or not. If he's joking without asking. If I'm joking, I guess so. I don't know, man.

Cause here's the thing. I don't want to, I was trying to, I was trying to figure out how to deescalate this and obviously it wasn't working. Let me ask you a question Vito. In like watching this back, does it hit you at all different than what, cause I get, when you're in the moment, I get it.

I was like, oh man, like I misunderstood that or like I kind of jumped over the fucking, I went way too aggressive. Like I went, does it, does it, the tone and stuff, does it strike you even a little bit different than when your feelings in that situation? I was absolutely in my feelings. The second guy says I'm going to damage your property, when a guy says I'm going to damage your property, it's like, I'm like... But does it seem like he's less serious now? Or does it seem like maybe it could be a joke? I say he's going to shave his arm hair.

I think, like, I honestly I can't read him, but like, I'm still listening to this and I'm going, he could be, like, he could be serious. Yeah. I'm just wondering if the needle has moved at all, watching it again, like from a more objective position than when it's actually happening. Yeah, that's a good question. Does it feel different at all? Here's the thing is, there are certain boundaries.

If I called up Riley and I said I'm gonna rape him. He just totally ignored his question. Usually people who are lying do that. I'm trying to get to it. Okay. If I called up Riley and I said I'm gonna rape you just totally ignored his question Usually people who are lying to that I'm trying to get to it. Okay, if I called up Riley and I said I'm gonna rape mint That would be like fucking horrendous. That would lie over the I Retarded I know if if you try to rape mint mint would beat the shit out of you Did you see what she did to Ralph don't want to rape mint rape Mint. Okay, well then why were you saying it? She took to Ralph? Yeah, Mint kicked the shit out of Ralph. What? Ralph? A little long time ago Ralph attacked the house and Riley and Mint beat up Ralph. Jesus. I mean it was a fight. I'm not saying she clobbered him, but... Oh, you mean when Mint can throw him through the door or something like that? Yeah. I think we

watched some of that So you're gonna rape men, okay, so look maybe you guys have different standards for what's like just over the line I think it's tasteless like to me. That's that's tasteless. I mean, what if the job is I'm gonna rape I don't think I gotta say it. I don't think it's it's serious Yeah, it's not like but it's like but I don't think like I just yeah, that's just like it's too. It's too shock value We yeah, it's not something that I would And that's and everybody makes that decision for themselves right for me saying I'm gonna commit property damage and theft Which I don't know he could steal shit out of my garage. He could rip something off the front of my I don't know Riley But I'm saying to me that's over the like that's your cuz it's your stuff

But kids you talk about fucking No, if I if I called up anybody and I said I'm gonna fuck your kids that would absolutely be over the line If I'm doing it like a public and if I'm doing it again if Riley had posted on like Twitter that he's like Oh, I'm gonna fucking break it like that's different. It's got an audience. It's not a private phone call Do you think it would have been over the line if you hadn't reacted like this? What do you mean? Like if you had if you're just like okay, whatever. Then it would have been like that was a dumb joke Riley.

But that's what I was trying to do. Dude, like after he said that I said, okay, I'm just like trying to de-escalate. Okay, you keep using that word. I don't know if you know what it means. Do you think do you think it's do you not think it's over the line to call somebody up and like Do you think that's? To go I'm gonna come to your fucking house I'm gonna steal like you all this shit that I'm listening to is all is hilarious from everyone's side Okay, I mean I can't find it hilarious. It's my line like I just don't well Why don't you just hang up then?

Because I didn't want them to do this thing and I figured I'm gonna talk them out of it That's what I thought I thought that go not well this thing and I figured I could... You're gonna talk them out of it? Yeah, that's what I thought. How did that go? Not well, I guess. Well, you know what? It did go well because they understand now that if they come on my private property I'll call the cops and it seems to be they go, okay, Vito is serious about that. And then they can make that choice whether to do it or not. Yeah, I mean that's not even like a thing. But at the end of the day, you know what? It did work because I was able to tell them, listen, this is me being serious. If you come on my property, I'm calling the cops. Man, your takeaway from this is this was a good idea.

Yeah. It was what I had to do in the moment. And if I got- This is like Bojack Horseman. I got heated. It's not Bojack Horseman. If I got heated and I was like emotional, yeah, I get that way when people talk about fucking with my property. What are you going to do when someone real says this?

Like Riley's joking. If anybody real said this, I would say I'm going to call the cops. I would freak out in the same way. Man... Uh... You have a different tolerance for this and I get it. I really don't have that tolerance. Well, I don't want people to keep fucking with me. So I don't react. Okay. Well, I need to... I feel like people...

My thought was that people are gonna think it's okay to jokingly fuck with my like it's okay it's part of the show it's fun and Riley's doing it you're right Riley is part of the show and if Riley is not doing a I joking about it okay and if Riley and the show is going hey as part of the show I can fuck with veto I'm like do you understand that like I do I can understand why you don't want that joke to be a joke. And I will tell you for certain that threatening to... That recording it and threatening to send it to the cops is not the way to make that stop. It sounds like Riley's gonna stay off my property and I don't know what it was that made...

He was never coming on your property. I don't know that. But it sounded like a guy who, as part of the show, was going, Hey, the bit is... As part of the show. Yeah, it's going hey the bit is As part of the show we go to vetoes house, and we fuck with them That's part of the show and that's part of the bit is he never presented it as that though But that's how it feels that's it feels like that's irrelevant. Here's the thing. He's in the show discord He's obviously sending you videos to play on the show. It's going to be posted this going to be cut Yeah, I know it's going to become part of the show now

That's why if it's going to become part of the show. And that's why, if it's going to become part of the show, I have to tell anyone listening, this is Riley doing whatever he wants to do, this is not part of the show. What about threatening to- Threatening to my property is not part of the show. What about threatening to call the, send this to Eric Chalai's cops though? Was that part of the show? I will say anything I need to to keep someone off my property. I needed to tell Riley, I'm serious, if you do this this I will take anything available to me to make you stop

What about he betude that you said you'd get a restraining order on him? I said send my sir he betude said I said in the discord if anyone threatens to come harass me on my property Yeah, I will contact the cops and then he said I'm gonna come harass me on my property I see how that's obvious like that's definitely the response you're going to get. I have to have the same response for everyone. So you want people to make that joke. Because you're behaving in a way that will make people make the joke. If you want to make that joke, that's fine.

But at the end of the day, if you step foot on my property, I have to call the cops. So you want people to make the joke. The things you're saying are totally diametrically opposed. I can't stop you from joking around. But you're asking for people to do it more. To joke around? Yes, that they're coming to your house. Do you not see that? I just have to lay out this boundary and I have to lay it out for Riley. You've laid it out so many times.

I laid it out in private. I didn't lay it out in the discord, but then Riley's in the discord laughing about it and talking to fans in the discord and saying that as a guy who's a part of the show he's going to go and fuck with Vito on his property and that was the moment and that was the moment I had to go into the Discord he didn't say it specifically because again kind of important when it comes to comedy He also refuses to say I will not come on your private property Well, yeah, because it's to assume when he says I'm going how else is he gonna do private property damage? He's gonna throw rocks from the street exactly how else is he gonna get a space missile how's he gonna steal stuff from my house if he's not on private property

but that's what Eric said about shaving his shoulder hair how's he gonna shave my shoulder hair without breaking into my house I'm worried about my employees if Riley said he was gonna shave my shoulder hair I would know it's a joke why because it's not the words I'm going shoulder hair, I would know it's a joke. Why? Because it's not the words, I'm going to do property damage and theft. It's completely different. He said, I'm gonna do crimes against Eric Schlicht. Here's the deal.

I think. As part, I can't have people come to my house as part of the show. Is there anything, if there was a way to, if you had a million dollars and you could never say that phrase for the 10 million and one time, would you do it or would you say the phrase again? I would take the million dollars. And you'd never say that phrase again because you've said it like so many times like a pneumonic hammer. We get it. You don't want people at your house. But if you don't get it, like what are we talking about?

I think everybody believes you with that statement. And I'm so, that's why we're wondering why you keep saying it. I think everybody believes you. All of us. Okay, because here's what's happening is people are going, yeah, but Riley's joking. Right, he is. Okay, if he's joking, that's good.

So then why are you upset? Because I'm happy if he's joking. But then you're still like tweeting about it and posting about don't come on my property, don't come on, making it sound like it's real that he's doing it. Because it sounds, my understanding is like, the joke is to threaten me, to threaten my,

I also don't want people to threaten my property. You don't want people to joke about it. I agree with that. I don't want people joking about it. That's what I'm asking. Do you not, do you want people to joke about it or not? I would prefer people don't joke about it. I'm saying I don't think I can stop them. But, okay, so I'm saying when you go into Discord-

You're saying if I was 100% rational that this would have turned out in a better way. No. I'm saying when you go into Discord and say, anybody who says this, I'll call the cops on, what do you think people are gonna do? I meant- Say this. I meant if I consider it a serious threat, obviously I'm not gonna- But you said you're gonna get a restraining order on Hebetude. When I say if some- okay, here's what I said.

I said if anyone makes a threat against my property, and I think people would understand that the implied thing is like a serious threat or something- But you asked for his name so you could file a restraining order. Were you joking? Yes. You were joking? Yes. Oh, okay. So you could file a restraining order. Were you joking? Yes, you were joking. Yes. Oh Okay

Does he do you think he knows You were joking. I would hope so. I didn't tell with all the cuz he didn't say I'm going to you know Break into your property or whatever. Yeah, he just stopped subscribing to the show though He's a guy. Yeah, why don't we just stop fighting and I if you want me to not talk about you I won't talk about you. Why don't we just- Bro! You don't even have to be my friend. I won't talk about you. Your hat's over the fence, Vito! The hat is over the fence! Not a saying.

The what? The hat. The hat is over the fence! I don't know what that means. You've eaten enough ballpark franks to know what that means. The hat is over the fence? Holy shit! You might be the worst writer I've ever met. Okay, Riley.

Okay, I'm the worst writer. He has a mathematics. Can we just like, let's just stop. Bro, you say, oh, I'm going to stop talking about mint salad on the biggest problem. And then we have a fucking biggest problem episode where all you do is talk about me. That's not, that's not not talking about me. Man, if you want to be part, look, you guys are in the discord part of the show making

content that is part of you. You made a video, Riley made a video walking up the hill, did you want Dick to not play that? I didn't say that! I said, you said, you mentioned- So, that was the content that is gonna be on the show. You're connecting two different things, motherfucker. What I am saying is that you said that you would not mention me on The Biggest Problem, and then here you go, make an entire fucking Biggest Problem episode about me-

He paused for a second. You see what I mean about her? God bless Riley, what a saint. He tolerates this. Can you imagine that? Oh my god. She's got huge cans that you can see on fansly.com or slash mint salad. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if it's like you can't talk about mint salad but also please play all of Riley's videos on the show, but never mention me. I'm like, okay. You guys don't have to you can just ignore all of this shit. It doesn't matter You I mean you're gonna play it on the show

I mean all of this like their quiet references and what they're saying. It's just all dumb bullshit Well, she's really upset that I mentioned her on the show fucking cares I'm trying to apologize and figure out what this is a not a good apology of what they want You gotta ask I did I've asked a million. This is me asking. What did she say? She said don't talk about me on the show and I said don't relate me to Riley. Okay, and you've insulted my view counts, right? And I think you brought her up on the show and you said you're fighting with mint salad and I was like well But did I know you really apologize for what she wanted. I can't talk about it Can't stop talking about me. And in defense says says this, oh what I'm not supposed to play, Riley's concept?

Connecting us again. Yeah! You are connected, you dumb fucking morons. When Riley doesn't, okay, when Dick says, hey you really pissed off mint salad. Do you see how they have you all tripped up trying to figure out what they want and they're just being retarded? They very much tripped me up by saying they were going to commit property damage. Did you ever watch Benji on Howard Stern?

I never heard of- Who said they were going to commit property damage against Benji? See, you always say, you're like, oh, it's Baba Booey, it's whatever, and I'm like, I never heard an episode of Howard Stern where someone told, uh, fucking Baba Booey, hey, I'm going to come to your house and steal your shit, and Howard said, ha ha ha ha. Well, not Howard. Well, what do you mean not Howard? Who fucking? That's not a thing. This is like way above Howard Stern's. Crazy Cabby attacked Stuttering John, I think.

Stuttering John attacked Crazy Cabby. They had a boxing match at the end of the day. Somebody attacked somebody in the city. I don't know if that's true. I think there was a lot of fights. Yeah, John beat the shit out of Crazy Cabby. There's a lot of threats. Yeah, but I remember any time there was a fight on the Howard Stern show, both Howard

and Rob going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and putting a stop to it. Like, if there was ever any... What did I say? Before I went out, I said, Hey, I'm going out. Can everybody pause this till tomorrow? And I get back and there's fucking 20 million arguments in the DMs and stretching over everything.

OK, because you said, we're going to let's put a stop to this and deal with it tomorrow, which I did. I stopped. And then Mint at 3 a.m. goes Goes I've decided I want to escalate this And what did you do? I said you should wait and talk to dick and then what and then she said I'm going to escalate this We're posting so you didn't say anything else the call. There you go. Okay. Yeah, and then what I can read it I don't think that was the end of the combo if you post that call you will have escalated this past the point of no return.

So that's a that's a big threat. We're clearly at the point of no return like this is not going to get solved. This is nothing. I don't know if it's a point of no return. Do you think that like there's ever going to be me Riley and Mint are like? Yeah because this is retarded. I'm happy to drop it at any point. As long as everybody as long as everybody. Pito none of this is retarded. I'm happy to drop it at any point. Look, as long as everybody, as long as everybody...

Pito, none of this is real! That's fine. As long as I can understand that everybody respects my boundaries, then fine. I'm happy to drop it. They respect your boundaries because they knew it would fucking rile you up! That's the point! I am, yeah, I got riled up. You guys won. Well, I mean, I don't think they see it as a win. They're probably sad. Okay, whatever you want to see it as, but I see it as a win for myself because I've established my boundaries

and I needed to do that. Okay, you win. Okay. Riley loses. I get the win I need, and Riley gets the win he needs, which is people are mad at me for caring about my house. It gets good though.

I'm just going to let it play for a bit. I should go, I'm not allowed to talk about Mintsala because she said I can't talk about her. I'll do that. I can do that. No, no, no, you should disingenuously... He won't tell me what he wants. I have to guess. ...how much better you are than her. I have to guess what they want. You were fucking this entire episode, you were like, oh, oh my goodness.

You do need help. She needs help. Please, go pitiful. You definitely need help Go pitiful, go look at her views Also, haha her twilight zone only gets 100 views Your view counts are really bad I'm a better content creator than she is Go look at her, go subscribe to her 3k views on a minecraft video in 24 hours Vito

You fucking failure You are popular Your fame comes from Ryan Johnson making a bad movie and Tango Jer making a commercial for Pepsi! Everything I do is fake. That's it!

What? What? That's it! That's all your success? That's all your fame? I agree. So who are you to come around being like, oh I'm on a high horse, even though the horse shouldn't hold my weight, I'm still on this high horse! She fucked up the joke, right? She really fucked it up. And here I am. It's that autism. Oh, you got, looks like you got-

A lot of weird metaphors from these guys. You got less views, ah ha ha, that sucks. Hey guys, throw some pity at her. You guys should throw some pity at Midsound. I don't want people to watch my content because they feel pity for me, Vito. That's the only reason they're watching it, man. Nobody likes those movie reviews. And that's what this advertising was.

Come on. It felt pitiful. It felt like you wanted me to get some pity views! Those are the only views on those fucking terrible movie reviews, I'm sorry. Okay! So you're joking! Yeah, we're in joking mode now. Now I've been told it's all a joke and we can get back to making jokes. That's fine, I'm happy with that.

Look, you guys, okay, Riley's been antagonizing me, obviously. Yeah? We agree on that. Yeah, but motherfucker been antagonizing me obviously. Yeah Yeah, but motherfucker you involved me in that. I'm not Riley. I don't do the things that Riley does Okay, so that happened I Involved you I tried to apologize you said no and Then now you've been antagonizing tried to apologize, you said no, and then now you've been antagonizing me, yes? You fucking, hey, if you, You fucking hey.

If you had stopped mentioning me or stopped involving me after the first time you apologized, then that'd be okay, but you fucking brought me up three times after that. Three times, like Judas. It says you've been fighting with Mince Sally. Part of the show is we talk about what's going on, Okay I might talk about it. He's gaslighting you. If you don't want to be involved in the joke, he's gaslighting you. He's gaslighting you. He's got you. You fucking mentioned it.

You're true to the logic, Travis. How do you not see that's a joke? He's gaslighting you. He's got you. He's got you on the ropes. Look, now that it's been a couple of days, and it seems like Riley's not going to come on my property, now you're feeling OK.

Now I'm feeling a lot. Yeah, OK. I think he understands. One of these right there right now recording a video that I have been taking a few bets off. Times after that. No, after fighting me. Not between the apology and the dick show, but in the first place he's gaslighting you because he's better talking than you are. I'm not gaslighting you.

Yes you are! That's what gaslighters say! I'm not gaslighting, it was pretty funny. I'm just confused. You guys are mad at me, you're trolling me, I'm trolling you back a tiny bit, but ultimately I just want to end this. Vito! There's no you guys! She's mad at you! I'm not mad at you! There is no love lost here! I'm using the phrase correctly! Riley! Riley! Riley! You're both clearly mad at me! You're screaming at me! Are you gonna say you're both mad at me? Me screaming is not a sign of anger, Vito! Does this sound like a not angry guy? It's a sign of fucking pain! What are you gonna say, Sean? You're screaming at me No, I think I now this that's the first time where I think he's

Exasperated I honestly I know he's yelling me or Riley Riley Riley, but it's like it's like Dick yells sometimes and I know he's not angry And I know he is angry. Yeah, that's like's like that's just kind of passed the point knowing the person I don't think I don't think hell though. I don't think so far Riley has been angry in the video at all I think I think he's actually having a good time. Yeah, me too. That's my Patience like that's obviously a joke right? I don't know man I just I really take and I think here I think here. He's like I can't believe you don't get it like I'm not angry right right right why would you have?

But that's you feel not angry like it's not it's not if he's angry. It's still in my head I'm like he could he could do this thinking it's funny like I don't know my property being like Oh, it's funny to fuck around like it doesn't really matter his mindset for it Like yeah angry or not yeah again if he does it he's gonna film it. It's gonna be a bit for the show It's gonna get played on all the shows. It's gonna get played on his whatever and you want to stop that before it starts I wanted to stop yeah, that was in my head I'm like he's getting to call the cops is not a good way to do that I I didn't threaten to call the cops until I he really sounded serious to me or at least in my head

It sounded like he was serious. I don't know. It will never change how he acts threatening to call until he's in jail But here's the thing. I think you're not right about that. Keep I really do. I think that what you're missing is that Riley likes you and I like Riley and Min Yeah, but you're kind of like you are kind of addicted to her But here's like Riley's addicted to me all the time. Yeah, but her like it's you're addicted I'm not addicted to me. Making fun of her views and stuff is really mean because you're so successful on YouTube. I think that's the one thing, hopefully, that I've ever done that antagonized Mint.

And it was specifically in response to Riley being like, your YouTube channel sucks, you don't know how to get views. And I was basically saying, yeah, but you manage Mint's channel and this is not doing good either. Do you not see how it's mean to make fun of Mint's views? Yes, I see how it's mean and that's why I've tried to apologize for it a bunch of times like I get it you have to Actually, I understand that it's mean. I know I have to I'm trying. I'm not gonna recording it Again when I said yeah, I genuinely just wanted to talk to me

I know I believe you but then you were on EBS saying like she just wants me to promote her like that's a really that's a Pretty shitty thing to say she just wants me to promote her But she said what do you guys been fighting about and said that and part of it was I think Friends of mine think I don't give back as much as they give me and that is something that you know got brought up this I do one like mint I really like you I try to promote you as much as I can she goes well You've never promoted this, this, or this. And I said, you know, okay, well, but you just have to tell me to promote that.

I can't know exactly what you want to have promoted. Like, you have to make me aware of it. It's like I'm putting down a, like a Candyland game board and I say, they're right there. And you're like, going all over all these different things. Because the thing is like the idea or at at least what how mint interprets it is Me saying Oh Vito's trying to say the only reason I'm mad at him is because he doesn't promote me And it was really more me trying to explain my mindset when it comes to my friends I go I think a lot of my friends. I think you think it maybe I'm crazy

I think you probably think veto doesn't give back as much as he gets from you. You're crazy Do you think I contribute like equally to the show? Yeah. Well, I really appreciate that, but I am a guy who I constantly feel like I'm not doing enough for people. I really do. Yeah, you gotta stop that. They're like specific.

I mean, first of all, it's a girl. All my friends. If you fight with a guy's girlfriend, it's like an're it's like Because you're making his home life difficult. Yeah, you have to defend her aggressively But that's why because he's gonna have to hear about it all the time Yeah, but that's why in my head I was like that's why I'm kind of worried this is serious because again It's not Riley and Eric July. It's me insulting Riley's girlfriend. The hurt feelings are real, but this shit is not real. This is like retarded.

In the moment, I was like, this feels real because again, it's like Riley's like, you've insulted my girlfriend. Well, that's why it's so funny because you can tell that you think it's real and I think you can tell that Riley doesn't think it's real. You can hear me in that and you know I think it's real, right think you can tell that Riley doesn't think it's real. But here's the thing, you can hear me in that and you know I think it's real, right? You hear that in my voice? Because previously you've said, oh Vito, you knew they were joking and you're only doing this for some like vindictive thing.

Do you think I genuinely was kind of worried that people were going to show up in film outside my house as part of the show? I think you don't want it to become a joke so that crazy people do it. I think you don't want copycats doing what Riley's doing. That's probably the biggest thing. I don't think you really think Riley's gonna do it. Well, there was part of me that... I think you're scared, but I don't think you're scared of Riley. I think there was part of me that's like,

I don't think Riley would take it too far, but I do think he would film content for the show that kind of establishes that this is part of the show. Yeah. And that was a big part of it that I'm like, Riley, I- But that's reasonable. Well, thank- I- Okay, thank you. I don't know. Yeah, that's reasonable.

I really appreciate that. Yeah. Honestly, this is like- Threatening to put Riley in jail so that doesn't happen is not reasonable. But here's the thing, Dick, is like, everybody's like, Vito, why are you spurring out? Why are you going crazy? Yeah. Because no one has said to me you're being reasonable.

I have not heard that from people. No, no, no. Your reaction's not reasonable. The fear is reasonable. Okay, well, I've never heard anyone say that my fear is reasonable. And the only people who have said that are people in DMs who are going, listen, I can't like, you know, I have a lot of people... Whatever, I won't say who it is. But I have people in DMs who are like, listen, man, I get it.

I understand why you don't want this to be part of the show. And I'm sorry that like people think it's okay and it's funny. Yeah, so what I'm seeing is- But those people are not the people who, again, I'm hearing that from, not the people who I want to hear that from, I guess. Like I want to hear you saying to me,

Vito, I understand you wanting your home to not be part of the show is totally reasonable, is probably the most important thing you said to me, Vito, I understand you wanting your home to not be part of the show is totally reasonable. Is probably the most important thing you said to me today. Like I deeply appreciate that. But the problem is then the way you're acting is kind of guaranteeing it. I mean, all I can do at this point, I think it was guaranteed. If I let Riley make a video fucking around outside my house, it would have been guaranteed as well. But that wasn't happening.

I didn't know that. You just said that my fear of that happening was reasonable. Not of Riley doing it, of other people doing it. No, no, no. I think your fear is real, but I don't think there's any chance of Riley doing it. But you're saying my fear of Riley making it sound like it's OK because he's threatening to do it,

not him actually filming it? I don't think there's any chance of him doing anything wrong. You don't think there was any chance of him filming a video outside my house? Outside like Sniper Wolf outside? No, like actually in think there's any chance of him doing anything wrong. You don't think there's any chance of him filming a video outside my house? Outside, like, Sniper Wolf outside? No, like, actually in front of my, like, front door, like, next to my window or next to my car in the garage or something. Oh yeah, I mean, these are all, like...

I think there's a chance that he would have done that. I think Riley would do something totally harmless. Like, stand on the street. Standing on the street is fine. But I don't think so. See, you're... I do think so. I believe in free speech and I think if you want to troll me from the public street, that's fine. You have, like, a PR response to this that I don't think so. See you're I do think so I believe in free speech and I think if you want to troll me from the public street You have like a PR response to this that I don't agree with is the problem

Look, I'm not gonna be happy about fucking with me and it will annoy my neighbors and it might get you know Get me in trouble with the land. I don't fucking know but at the end of the day I at least understand like yes as a public figure. I am a public figure I'm on this show. Uh-huh. If somebody decides they want to troll me from the public street, like, I can't stop them. I can be upset about it. I cannot like it. I can hope that people on this show would not encourage it to happen. You know, outside of like, some genuinely trolling. Because you won't stop talking about it.

No, but here's... Okay. I'm saying... Here's the thing. I'm more... Do you not get that? I would be more okay with people... If... What I have to do to keep my private property saved is tell people to troll me on the public street I'd rather have that solution. No what you had to do to stop all of this was to just stop responding and It all would have just gone away. Okay, or

At least stop saying how important it is that no one looks at your house I believed I believed and I still believe that I really needed to tell Riley I'm taking this 100% seriously. Don't film outside my, don't film in my private property. I mean that's like, you're describing the thinking of every person who has ever been trolled into oblivion to a T. But those people were trolled on public property and I have no problem with that. You can troll me on public property. Yeah.

When EVS said that it was like your brain was broken, do you think that that was, that he was right or that you were right? I think that people did not understand how important this is to me. So you're saying that he was wrong and you were right? I think that I... If you could explain it to him, he would understand. No, I don't think he would understand. I don't think people understand how important this is to me.

He could disagree with how it was, you chose to handle it. I think people- He could think like, oh, I think you can handle it differently. I think you can handle it perfectly. I think I handled it in the way that I had to handle it to make it so people don't come on. It's really remarkable that, it's remarkable to hear that in any circumstance.

And it's insanely remarkable to hear it in this instance where everyone is saying You're fucking up for this exact reason. I'm okay with that I need to be clear about this if everybody comes away and they go vetoes crazy vetoes a spur vetoes Whatever he is gonna get exactly what he doesn't want Okay, if it stops if it lets people know that I have this bound it'll encourage it. Okay Well, it's the it's the manner in which you let people know, too. Yeah, it's better than, again, I have to-

So you want more of it. So you're acting in a way to get more of it so you want more of it. I tried to keep it all private, and it couldn't be kept private. I tried to keep it private in these whatever groups. When you threaten to call them. We'll get to that. Okay, let's just call one. Angry. You're not angry.

No! This is not what I sound like angry! If he's angry, he's not saying anything. Oh, he's gonna find out! He's screaming at me, he's not angry. Remember when I was being sent off by the cops? That was anger! That's what anger looks like! So what?

Vito! So I... I won't talk about you. I won't talk about men on the show. How's that? You already did! You already have! There's no way you're getting out of this without that $600 refund as a token that you'll shut the fuck up! Consider it bail! Okay, well you're not getting that.

Well then I'm going to come to you, and you are going to... You're gonna make me that $600 bucks in a different way. Okay, that's fine. to you and you are going to you're gonna make me that 600 bucks in a different way okay that's fine that's fine go to the public street and get that's not what he said though that's not what he said if he keeps it legal you can keep it legal if you want to monetize me for 600 bucks that's fine i would hope you consider the fact that i donated your bail is something but you don't uh it's not why'd you say that fucking saying that because i looked and i don't. Why'd you say that? Stop fucking saying that because I looked and I don't see your fucking name anywhere. So either you donated an anonymous, then why do you keep saying, oh, I donated if it was anonymous?

Because I donated. Then why didn't you put your name? Because then people could be like,'s you know it's it's the same thing as like the ghostwriter logic you can just say you did involved in your legal situation but you gave money so that is being involved I don't want to publicly be involved with your legal situation you're the third most publicly involved person in my situation after after me and Eric and before Dave. Okay, well I don't want that so I'm not gonna have my name attached to donations. You can't just like go in and then back out and then go in and back out constantly.

He's arguing minutia with you because an easy point decides you from your point. What is Riley fucking dialogue coach? Autistic people need that. Vito, you already mentioned me. It does not matter if he gave us $100! You put $600 into Vito Loses, you put $600 into Superkiller, we gave him $300 fucking bucks at the strip club!

$100 from this fat piece of shit does not make up for how annoyed I am hearing men complain about you, Vito! There you go! There you go! What do you want to have, man? $600 refund! I'm fucking, now!

Now! I slept for just 62 hours! Pause it for two seconds. Uh-huh. Riley, I get it. I'm so, that, that, I get it. Uh-huh. I 100% empathize.

I 100% get it. And I'm really sorry. I like, Riley, to you, I'm desperately sorry. I really am. It's a real apology. That's the realest apology you're ever gonna get. I completely get it. Okay! Hang up! We're going to California!

A few moments later. Hello. And then you came up terrified. Is that when the call ended? I think I'm still... I can't remember. Hey, so Is everything calm down? Can't believe it how low is this guy's fucking blood sugar? What the fuck? Well, I want you to know I have a recording of our entire conversation

of our entire conversation. So do I! I'm raising it! So if you do commit assault. Assault? You made that up? You said you're gonna commit crimes of- Yes. Oh shit, shit, shit. Then why didn't you put your date already? Yes! Where'd it go? Like recording a fucker. That's an example. So you're gonna commit a crime while you're already facing charges for another crime. Oh ho ho ho ho ho. Hmm. Yeah, that sounds funny how you're putting it. It sounds like you're gonna make 600 bucks off of it.

You're gonna make 600 bucks off committing a crime yeah yeah I'm not recording this I'm in my car do you know what it'll do to you though what are you gonna do no do you know what it will do to you see I'm trying to figure out what he's actually planning I mean mean, is it not obvious? No. Riley, I don't want to be assaulted. I don't know what to tell you. We did. What, who is we?

Hold on, I gotta back up my phone. Oh my goodness, Riley didn't say he's going to assault you. You know, I'm gonna, well, this is recorded, Vito, so all this goes into the record now. That you have pretended that you're afraid that I'm going to assault you the same way that other people have pretended that they're afraid that I'm going to assault them. All I heard was you screaming in the background about how you're going to commit a crime. Yes.

And something about violence. I'm going to commit a series of escalating crimes that won't be prosecuted in California. So I'm trying to figure out what he wants to do. But he didn't say assault. Yeah, no, I misheard. Or violence. I heard crime and I heard property damage and I heard theft and I guess I just mixed it all together in my head. Okay. I'm not like genuinely trying to, why would I invent that? Well, that's what Eric did. Yeah, but I'm on a private phone call. I'm not telling people like publicly Riley said he's going to assault me and I stopped saying that every so Okay, I didn't say I'm gonna sell. All right. All right

That's the way I think Why? I'm trying to figure out exactly what is happening What do you mean by that? Cell reception in your area is bad. It's bad It cuts out when you drive down the hill. Because I'm up in the hills. I was thinking of switching.

Are you there? What'd you say? All of that cut out. My parents all transferred off the family plan without telling me. I'm sorry, I'm in the hills, I lose connection, but I'm almost down at ground level. Okay, okay. You're still cutting out. Hello. Test one. One, two, test one, one, two. All

right. I can hear you. Okay. Cool. I'm not talking about you on the show. Okay. And if there's anything I can, if there's something you need me to read, that would be like, here's what actually happened. Whatever you need, okay? But you already mentioned me on the show. Okay. What's that? In the future, don't, like, I know she's hung up on the like,

but you already did, but you already did. I keep going, I'm not gonna do this. Okay, I'll stop in the future. Yeah, but you already said, you already framed her as a desperate loser, like a parasite. I said, give me something, tell me what you need to do. Like, I'll do whatever you like What do you need to make this better?

And it keeps going you got to understand that that's what they're upset about it's not I'll read whatever you want right But I'm saying okay, so we know I've already done this thing what I make this better for you And they you can't tell me yeah Not doing it at all if you don't do it in the future. She'll have nothing to complain about yeah And that's what I'm saying. I'm saying I won't talk about you on the show. But that's not what she's upset about. That's the problem. She's upset that it already... Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, how do I make this better? You gotta understand why she's upset.

I do understand why she's upset. Absolutely. She's upset that I connected her to Riley. She doesn't want to be connected to Riley. She wants her, you know, personal projects and her movie reviews to be considered. This is mint salad. It has nothing to do with Riley. If you're attacking Riley and you're fighting with him online, don't bring her up. Don't connect it to anything to do with her YouTube channel. Keep it between you and Riley, right?

I mean, kinda. Can you explain it? What is it? Well, you went on EVS's show and told 2000 people that she's upset because she wants more promotion. So why is she upset? So that's why she's upset? OK.

That would be very, for someone that doesn't have the ability to go and tell that many people that they're not that, that would be upsetting. What did I say about her on EVS? She's upset that you're not promoting her. Well, again, I wasn't trying to make it sound like that's why she's upset. I think I said on the show, and we talked about it,

EVS was like, well, you made fun of her YouTube channel. We talked about that. And I said, yeah, that was a problem. And then I said, I do think that my friends think that I don't do enough to promote them. And that's also something that says, but I didn't say that's the reason she's upset with me. Oh man. That's a very, you get a very bad taste in your mouth about men. If that's the only thing you hear. All right. I'm already on the show.

You already mentioned me on the show. You said earlier- We're gonna do another show. We're gonna do another show and whatever you want read, I'll read it. Oh my God. Whatever you need me to say about the situation, if you need to say, Vito is an idiot,

this is what he did, he's a bad guy, I will read it verbatim. Are you doing, are you saying this, so, are you saying this with the hope that it'll get you out of some consequence? The consequence would be me having to read a thing that says I'm wrong. How is it? the consequence for your behavior of bringing me in with the To your fight with Riley and mentioning me three times after you

said you would not mention me on the show and then mentioning me on the show the consequence on the show he made it a topic you didn't know you made a fucking running joke, okay What and you brought it up as a running joke, okay? Apologize why does nobody believe me? I was trying nobody gets it fucking

Why does nobody believe it? Is worth five hundred and580 more than your apologies worth. Okay, well that money's spent. I'm sorry. I know it's spent you fucking flailing moron! Every crowd funder does the same shit! Okay! We all know! We know! You suck!

You're gonna get the stuff and you can sell the stuff. I'm not paying for your shit! It's not worth anything! I'll ship stuff. I'm not paying for your shit. It's not worth anything I'll ship it. I'll ship you will you get a freeze. You're right. I will ship it to you for free. You're fine You know points on that I will take If you ship it to me without me I will ship it to you with no ship no shipping cost Hey, there's something else you want me to ship you, I'll ship you, but the money's spent.

I can't just give you 600 bucks. I'm sorry. What do you mean the money's spent? You need to have more of your bank. You need to have more of your bank. Okay. Wait, you know what? The stock market really fucking sucks.

I just wanted to keep the 600 bucks. What are you guys lying about? I just wanted to keep the 600 bucks. If Bitcoin comes back and Bitcoin comes back, I don't know what to do. Oh, man. The money's gone. I figured Riley's stupid enough to fall for that. Oh. What are you talking about? Bitcoin comes back and Bitcoin comes back and what happens? The money's gone. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. I'll send it to you for free and you can sell it to whoever you want and you're gonna talk to me again. If you shut a dick video he's gonna play on it. Dick asks me, what's going on with you and Mint Salad?

I can't go, well, I can't talk about it on the show, because Dick will just razz the shit out of me, unless you talk to Dick and tell him, you do not want Mint Salad brought up on the show. You have to tell that to Dick. You acting like Mint doesn't want you to mention her versus not treat her like shit, it's like, I can't tell if you're a free boy or not.

I was trying to apologize! It's my apology! I'm sorry I suck at it. I'm sorry. I suck at it I'm sorry. I'm bad at apologizing. I tried the best I can but clearly I suck at it So I'll stop you know, I will never talk about you again. I get it. It's over. It's not over You're not in charge, I'm telling you I'm gonna do exactly what you want, you dullum, it's a hard time, what? Does that mean being in charge is me literally acquiescing to what you've got now? You're already in charge of that scenario.

You don't get the answer, you don't get the answer. You asked me to do something, and I'm going to do it. What is the fucking problem? It's who's in charge. You! You are the biggest problem in the universe. I'm doing exactly what you want. No, you are not. Ryle, you're in charge.

Because what I want you to do is stop cowardly taking fights with everyone thinking that the consequences of the fights go away when you say, well I'm sorry I said that. And I will teach you that lesson. I'll teach you a lesson a 40 year old should know about.

And you will never fucking forget it. I'll teach you a lesson. Okay. So you basically you don't want anything at this point. You're just mad and you want to come punishment. I'm in charge when I say that. Correct. So you want to drive to California to do what? So I want to know what he's gonna do. You're gonna find out Friday, aren't you? Oink oink oink oink oink! A few moments later.

So what's your takeaway from what he's gonna do? I don't know. Not nothing. You're gonna find out on Friday after he said he's gonna do property damage and theft? I don't know. But here's the thing, I believed he was gonna come on my property to fuck with me. So I needed to be like, don't come on my property. Alright, that's uh, that's what you're asking a lot.

You're asking a lot. Asking Riley to not film on my property is like totally reasonable. No, I mean you're asking a lot for people to believe you think that. After Riley's... I could see him coming up onto my property and like putting stickers on the door and then somebody sees that and they go like, oh hey, like this is part of the show, fuck with the house. Like that's the part.

That's the part I believe. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I think it would set an example for like other people to... Why don't you say that? Like hey Riley, it seems like you're planning like on a joke, but I'm really worried about people, other people, to do it. Because in my head, all I'm hearing is like, we're going to come fuck with your property and I'm just like, I just need to put a

stop to it I don't know the best way to articulate it well let's see how you did do it here we got minutes left this is the good stuff I want you guys to know that now that I have your threats in writing I will be going to the police to get a restraining order if you step foot on my property the cop will arrive to arrest you I'm sorry but I don't think he can stop Riley. That's fine, he can go to jail. I'm sure it will help his existing court case when they have evidence of him doing the same behavior later. So if you want to go to jail, you can come to California, talk to my property, throw

pigs blood or whatever but you will have all evidence of this I have surveillance cameras all of it will be recorded and it will be sent to whatever district court is handling whatever existing cases. So it's your choice at this point. Do whatever you want. It will be recorded and it will be sent to the authorities. Oh, that's true. Yeah. You know, that might be extortion.

It's extortion. It tells somebody if you commit a crime, I'm going to record it. That's not what you said. You said if you commit a crime, I'm going to send it to other authorities in other cases to put you in jail. You didn't say I'm going to tell the police. You said I'm sending it to other authorities.

But who are authorities? If it's relevant to other cops, the Dallas police. Oh. Reporting crimes is one thing. Saying do this or I'm gonna send it to other authorities in another case that's not related to this. All I know is that you don't have to. At this point, I was like,

I need this guy to stay off my property and I figure if I put the fear of God in him He'll do it like obviously I Guys, I have no way to con I don't I'm not gonna team up with Eric. I'm not gonna contact the Texas court It would be a complete waste of my time I would get a restraining order if I thought he was gonna come on my property, but you don't At this point I actually I still don't know cuz you won't say no, I'm not gonna do it Yeah, I mean I would think at this point after this

It would be such an optics disaster for him to go on my my private property Not after after you threatening to report him. He would be considered a hero by a lot of people. Okay, come be a hero I will call the cops now You've just fired now you have just guaranteed that it's not trespassing if you decide to come on my property I will call the cops Who man that is all I can say to you? Okay, I think that's being a hero. Okay. I have to after threatening to call the to report him to Eric Yeah, I have to protect my property from people coming on and fucking with me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You're gonna go knock on the... you're gonna nail it on the front door like Martin Luther? If you're saying I'm gonna do whatever I want, I'm gonna come on your property, and I'm gonna make videos, then I have to do it.

If you can't just say, you know, Vito, I'm obviously not gonna come on your private property, I'm gonna be in the street, and I'm gonna fuck around on the street. You remember what happened to this guy who said that? The guy who invited people to his house? Yeah. Okay, I'm not inviting you to my house. I'm not inviting anyone to my house. Do not come to my house. Okay. No one my house. Okay. No one is invited.

Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh boy. It's up to you man. If you wanna be in jail, so it's your choice. Ha ha ha ha ha. Are you saying that to Mint? I mean, at this point, if he's in the discord saying

he's coming to my private property, like I have to act accordingly. I think you have a really weird view of how the law works. I think that my private property can be secured and I can say, well, this guy's saying he's going to come fuck on my private property. And then what's going to happen? I'll be able to call the cops and say I have a restraining order against this guy and he's on my private property.

I need you to trespass him. And then what do you think they're going to say? I don't know. What might they say? We'll come over and we'll deal with do you think they're gonna say? I don't know. What do you... what might they say? We'll come over and we'll deal with it. What else might they say? I don't know. You can't even imagine what else they might say? No. That seems bizarre. If this is what I... You see why people think you lie? Because you can't even imagine what else they might say. We're not gonna... what? We're not gonna come trespass a guy off your property?

That could be something. Okay. Yeah. Regardless, I can't have people on my property. Right, right, right. We heard it. But he hasn't heard it. He's still saying he's gonna do it. I mean, I woke up that morning to hundreds of repetitions of you saying it over and over and over, like Bart Simpson writing on a chalkboard.

Okay. In a group DM with like 20 people. And if he comes on my private property, what do you think of that situation? If he records it as a bit for the show and he puts it online. After you threaten to report him to the Dallas police. It's okay, no. I'm not involved in it at all. I told you guys to leave this alone and nobody listened to me.

So if he- So I have no responsibility at all. So if he comes- but if I'm asking your opinion, if he comes on my private property, you're saying he's part of the show and he films things on my private. I'm not saying oh, yeah I'm sorry not in that capacity. No, I'm not saying he's part of the show in that capacity Okay, so you're saying that would no longer be part of the show So it's you're washing your hands of it and has nothing well when Riley takes a shit. That's not part of the show I mean he makes bits and does things sometimes that's part of the show but he has a whole other life. Okay so if Riley

is making videos on my private property he's posting them in the show discord and you're saying that's not part of the show. You're saying something that is illegal and then asking me what my opinion of it. That's illegal. Yeah. Are you okay with Riley doing illegal stuff to me? To you? Yeah. I mean, you're doing illegal stuff a multiple times here, man.

It's real hard. What did I do that's illegal? You illegally recorded a call and you're threatening and you're extorting him into doing something you want him to do by threatening to report his information to the Dallas cops. First of all, if somebody threatens you on a phone call, it is no longer illegal to record it.

But I don't think you thought he was threatening you. I think you're making that up after the fact. I thought- Well, that's hard to prove intent. But I believe it. Oh, no, sure. So I'm going with that. I think that's a crime.

Fair enough. I mean, that's as much as a crime as this shit is. But you- you've said you believe that I believed he would come onto my private property, no? No, I think that your- your fear of other people copying him is very real. And very intense. You've said you believe that I believed he would come onto my private property. No. No I think that your your fear of other people copying him is very real and very intense What would they copy if he doesn't do it? Well, I don't think he's gonna do it unless you keep doing this shit Then I think I don't know man. This was a lot of really nasty shit going back and forth

That's how this stuff happens. Here's the thing This was the night the night that he said I'm going to you know commit crimes on your property I'm gonna commit theft. Yeah, obviously seems like a joke Okay, and so I obviously took it seriously. I was like, I don't know what this guy's gonna again. He's not doing this Listen to me. He's not doing this in a public forum is like this is a bit. This is part of the show It's a private phone call between me and him. Yeah, but he's also doing in the discord. I Did and it's a cool. It's a call phone call between me and him. Yeah, but he's also doing it in the Discord. I didn't- And it's a call that both of you recorded.

I only recorded the first call because he said, I'm going to commit property crime. And I said, look- But you have to say that or else it's a crime. If you don't say you thought it was serious, then it becomes a crime. So you have to keep repeating that so people think that it's not a crime.

Do you see how you're incentivized- You're call you're saying that call is not a crime? No, you recording it is a crime unless you think it's a real threat. So you have to keep saying it's a real threat or else it's a crime. I genuinely believed he was coming to my property. Exactly. And that is a threat. You have to keep saying that or else recording it was a crime. Do you see how that's an incentive?

Okay, so I mean you can say, well, he has an incentive to lie, but I can tell you, I don't know what he's definitely lying. It's a joke. Sean, do you think there's like a realm of possibility where I generally believe Riley was going to come on my property and film some stupid video? Is that like, yeah, it's not as it's not zero. It's not zero percent. Well, that's it. Like, I think him going on the street and doing something is possible and you keep saying my property to blur the lines.

People may escalate from there. Which is a more reasonable fear. That's a reasonable thing and I think you're trying to extort Riley into not doing the public street thing to stop that from happening. Do the public street thing. I have no way to stop you. But now, after all this is out, now you have to say that. Like you could have said that in the first place. I- I'm pretty sure- I said that the same night. I've said to him, if you want to do something on the public street,

I sent him a DM, I'm pretty sure. And just go to the Discord real quick. I mean, he's not saying I'm not gonna come on your property. But why would he? You just extorted him and threatened to report this shit to Eric July. Why would he not say, I'm just not gonna commit a crime veto, like, I'm gonna fuck with you, I'm gonna... He can say all sorts of shit, I'm gonna humiliate the shit out of you, I'm gonna be on your street, I'm gonna fuck with you, but for... Were you serious about reporting him to the cops?

If he comes on my property, yeah. Uhhh, it sounds... Anyone, anyone, anyone, I don't care. No, no, to Eric July's cops. Were you serious about sending this shit to Eric July's cops? No, that was me trying to put the fear of God in him. So you were joking there, because it sounds very serious. That was not a joke, it was a lie. It sounds pretty fucking serious.

Yes, I was trying to lie convincingly to keep this guy off my property. So you see the dangerous game that you guys are in where you're both... You're both maybe joking or maybe lying. I'm laying out the one boundary, which is stay off my property. Okay, so you don't answer any questions. It's really crazy. You can take pictures of Sniper Wolf's house, but not Vito's or Waldie's? You can take pictures of my house. No, I think I'm going to send all that evidence to Texas.

Oh my God. He's going to snitch on you to Texas. I absolutely will. I will send all evidence of you fucking with my property to Texas. Ha ha ha ha ha! Game set match, Vito! Notice how he doesn't say I'm not gonna fuck with your property. Why would he?

I'm not committing any crimes, so I have nothing to worry about. Why would he be nice to you after you just threatened to put him in prison? You only have to deal with the court with your own opinion, then I guess. Who started off being? I don't want anyone Who started off being- There it is. I slated out for him.

Don't fuck with my property. You just threatened him also though. He threatened to fuck with my property! He did the first threat! What do you not get? I was threatened and I responded by saying Okay, if you do this, I will do this.

That's what Eric July said. If you come to my private warehouse, I'll air you out. And we all made fun of him for like a year. It's because his warehouse wasn't private. My house is private. Man. How are you gonna make fun of me for saying, if you come fuck with my private house, I'm going to escalate and go to the cops?

Well, why would that be a reasonable thing to say? You already said you were gonna report him to the cops. Because he's saying he's going to fuck with my private house I'm going to escalate and go to the cops well what's why why would that be a reason already said you were gonna report him to the cops he's saying he's going to fuck with my property that was the threat yeah I'm going to fuck with your property that's the first threat I had not threatened him in any way before that I'm going to come he didn't really say that he said I'm gonna commit property damage property damage and threat and theft how is that not a threat what are you talking about joking I don't know that he's joking all I could say is so you're joking about reporting into the cops

But he's not joking. Let's be clear if it's like you're bluffing Yeah, it's just a bunch of bullshit back and forth because both of you have huge egos Okay, so that's it. So that's all of this and all the stuff you're saying it's and Riley side It's just all lies because it's an ego It's a pissing contest. If you want to believe it's equal and both me and Riley are equally at fault That's fine. Riley threatened to fuck with my property. I threatened to call the cops. And no one believes that. Then it's equal Okay, I can accept that Both of us fucked up. What is your accepting though? I can accept that both of us fucked up that it was wrong for Riley to threaten me with property damage

No, no, no, I didn't say that. I said he's joking. So you keep twisting everything I can accept that both of us fucked up, that it was wrong for Riley to threaten me with property damage. No, no, no, I didn't say that. I said he's joking. See, you keep twisting everything. So, then if it's... Hold on. Yeah. So it's okay that he was joking, right? Uh, what do you mean okay? It's jokes.

Okay. I think it's okay that you say you're gonna fuck kids? Hold on. Is it within bounds for him, because it's a joke joke to say he's gonna fuck with my property It's like, you know, don't take it seriously Who are you saying? Don't take it seriously. You're saying don't take it seriously. It's Riley. I told you did not I told you that verbatim Don't stop taking seriously. It's a joke. Okay, stop. Okay, stop winking out. Absolutely. So I tell Riley I'm going to send his whatever to the Texas cops. I don't think you're joking

So okay. Well, why because you're joking. So, okay, well why? Because you're trying to make him stop and you're terrified. I don't understand why. So with Riley, he can say whatever he wants and it's all a goof and oh, he's not actually gonna do it. I think he's obviously joking, he's saying shit like pig's blood and all this stuff

and you're saying directly, I'm going to. And you thought I'm seriously gonna call the cops, it's not a joke, like whatever else. Yeah, I think you're ready to call, I think you've definitely threatened gonna call the cops. It's not a joke like whatever. Yeah, I think you're I think you're ready to call I think you've definitely threatened to call the police multiple times And I think you might actually file a restraining order. If you come on my property I will absolutely and if you keep saying you're gonna come on My property I have to get a restraining order. Are you joking or not? No. Okay, there you go Okay, and he's definitely joking about committing property theft. You assume he's definitely joking. Like, why do I have to assume that?

Well, the audience assumes too. That's fine. Okay, the audience can be on Riley's side. I don't want anyone on my property. So the only person that matters is their opinion is you. Yes. In my world, that's the definition of people who got trolled and just fantastic. In my world, the only opinion- Oink oink, you snitching pig! Shut up! Oink oink! Eric July- and Eric July wins, by the way, if you do this.

Another weird thread. Eric July wins if I make fun of you? Yes. Eric July definitely wins. Eric July wins if you prove you're an unstable individual who attacks the property of your friend- like random fucking people. You're not my friend, you're not a random person. It's interesting that you went friend to random person. Well, because we're clearly not friends at this point. We're not friends, and if you come to my property, you will be on camera.

I will send all that footage to whatever Texas court is handling your whatever the fuck it is. You're a celebrity. Go ahead and try it. I'm going to be. I don't want to be a celebrity. I don't give a shit. I don't want you fucking with my property.

And I will make sure you go to jail for it if you do. You will not succeed at that. Yeah you definitely won. Okay, well what am I going to do? Not give the Sarans footage? I'll post it online. It's going to be all over YouTube and everyone's going to see you're fucking insane. Yeah that's what I want.

And then it's going to go and then I'm going to send it and you're going to be Aaron Imholt right now. I'm Aaron Imholt? Yes. You have such a warped view of yourself. Riley, I have no desire to send you to prison. You are Baba Booey. You don't affect me. I am Baba Booey.

Absolutely. You're Baba Booey. Yes. That's fine. I don't want you to go to prison, so don't come fuck with my property. I will be at your house whenever I want to be at your house. There you go. And I will film in front of it because you're a public figure.

That's it. You're a celebrity. I'll be at your house whenever I want to be at your house and that's how we end it. So he's coming to my house. Yeah, you said he could. You invited him. No, I didn't. You said you could come on the street. That's fine. Do it. Yes, beyond the street. That's not my house.

Yeah, it is. I don't consider it my house. Beyond the street. I don't consider that my house. Yeah, because you need it to... you need what he's saying to be a threat. So you're like making it seem worse than it is. I need him to be on the street. That's it. Beyond the street street. No one says I'm gonna come to the street in front of your house. They say I'm gonna come to your house. The way my house is is if you're on the street you're not in front of my house so you can be on the street. That's that's very odd because almost everyone else's house touches the street. Not ones

that have driveways. Yeah my house is a driveway. That's not, I mean, it's a park area. Stay on the street. I'm comfortable with you being on the street. You're definitely misrepresenting what he says to your benefit. Whether what he- He said I'm coming to your house and I think that means I'm going to be in front

of your house. Which is totally legal. No, no. Yes, it is. You mean in front of your house, in front of your house, like at the front door? If you come to the door, I can say, get off my property. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. It's you mean in front of your house in front of your house like at the door If you come to the door, I can say get off my property Yeah, yeah

Yeah, or if I take out a restraining order ahead of time because you've said you're gonna come to my property and fuck with me Then you can just be trespass. Are you joking about that now? Or is you telling the truth? Are you being serious? I need to figure out what Riley's saying He's saying a lot of stuff in the discord right now And if what he's saying in the discord is I will absolutely be on vetoes public or private property in order to film some video Which he hasn't said He's he's putting he won't say that he's not doing it and again. I either will I I Mean so what am I am I getting a restraining or two? I haven't compulsively said I'm not coming to your property

He said he's coming to my house right as he wants to commit property damage and theft Oh, you can keep saying oh, that's a joke it is okay. It's also enough to get a restraining order you are Mistaken, but I encourage you to bring in the transcript or post it of that cops with a Recording of I'm going to commit property damage and theft would not be enough to get a restraining order on Riley How do you think your strangers work? I think you proved that a guy intends to walk me through it the whole process have you done it? No, okay, walk me through what you think it is I think I go to the cops with evidence of a guy who wants to break into my house and I give them that evidence Or was claimed he wants to break into my house

I don't know if this is a joke or not, but I'm taking it seriously And I'm hoping I can get some sort of restraining order and then then what happens? I gotta go to a like a judge or something. What? Well, I mean, you're the one that's getting restraining orders on the internet. What do you think it is? I will look up the process. Okay. I think that would have to be granted by a judge, right? Absolutely. Yeah. So I would have to go through a process. And they will say, do you know this guy? How do you know him? What's the relationship? What's the relationship? And Riley's going to be there to defend it. That's cool. And he can, if he wants to defend all this to a court and say, that's a joke, that's a joke. Me saying I'm going to commit

probably the fact that it's a joke and the judge can decide. And it's going to be a family court. It's going to be full of, you know, domestic violence victims, families, stuff like that. So I probably can't get a restraining order very quickly, but I can tell you... How long will it take, do you think? Maybe months. I don't know. Regardless, if he comes on my property, I'll tell him you need to leave, and if he doesn't leave, I will call the cops. What if people who have experience with this would think the restraining order is laughable? Okay.

What then? What do you mean what then? What if they're laughing and saying what a stupid thing to think would happen? That an internet beef would get a restraining order. I don't know. You just don't know? No, I don't know what would happen in that situation. What would be the result of that, everyone?

You're walking out, Riley's wearing a cape, obviously. Restraining order dismissed. Then what? If I look like a fool because I... If dismissed then what if I look like a fool because I Yes, okay. I'll look like a fool. I look like a fool right now. I don't know Oh, no, that's just something else to say were you gonna threaten me again? I? Will absolutely threaten you if you damage my property if you throw blood If you throw blood, which you are threatened to do... Do I damage your garbage? Oh, the Carrie joke went over your head movie reviewer?

Doesn't matter if it's a joke. When I show it to the cops, they're gonna go, that doesn't sound like a joke. Doesn't matter if it's a joke. That's a threat. Holy shit. You said it's a threat. You said it's a threat.

Okay, cut a file. All right, fuck some more kids, Big. Riley, you will go to jail. I'm trying to save your fucking life. And you don't care. Genuinely? I will send all that footage to the fucking authorities. I genuinely think Riley will end up in jail at some point if he keeps up with this.

I know you need a winner over me, and I'm giving you one. I don't know, man. Leave me the fuck alone. If he thinks it's okay to go on private property, then like, he's fucked. Is that it? Is that all you have to say? What else do you want? Nothing! You couldn't have given me better, dude. What else do you want? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha long episode. Any closing thoughts? I'm satisfied with how this has ended. Is it ended? I think so yeah. I think it should be. I think we've exhausted this. Riley

might come to my street and hang out on my street and film something at Cape and he can do that. And if he stays... We don't want him to do that though right? I don't want... yeah sure I don't want him to fuck around but you know he has the legal right to and if he stays on the street there's no problem. I don't want him to fuck around but you know he has the legal right to and if he stays on the street There's no problem. I don't want to do that in front of my house. I Yeah, I don't want anybody at my house. I don't want anything I don't here's what I would say to anybody who's associated with the show or not Yeah, just don't do that to dick don't do that Sean and I'm okay with saying I don't you saying that though

They're gonna do it just to fuck you over because you snitching Well, I don't know I don't want them coming to my it just to fuck you over cuz you snitching Well, I don't know I don't want them coming to my house just to fuck you over Here's what here's the other thing I'm gonna say last episode of biggest problem was incredible. It was great I had a ton of fun last night. Okay, I had your cards. Oh you did on whatnot. Yeah And I realized I realized last night. I was having a ton of fun selling magic cards I've been you know have the comics looking great, and I'm like you know what I'm just happy with life Okay, if everybody's got a you know hate me and think I'm an idiot, and I'm a loser like

That's okay. I'm hanging out with my friends. I'm having fun. Okay, and I don't feel like a loser I really don't well look I think I think in a month or something, like it's- That's the thing is I do think it's temporary. I am the biggest, one of the biggest offenders in my own life of being a prisoner of the moment. Believe me, I can blow something out of proportion in my mind and- And I did, like that happened to me, yeah.

Yeah, dude, it really isn't that big a thing to me Like there's gonna be some people who are gonna want to fuck with you forever, but that's not good I don't I honestly don't think that's the majority of people because really when it gets right down to it Most people don't care that much. Yeah, I'm gonna say just don't I'm gonna say I think there's like a 99% chance that Riley will stay off my property And if anything, I think this thing about me being like, listen, this is a hard line, is me saying this, again, to people who might hear Riley saying he's going to fuck with me,

like other people, other fans of the show go, oh, that's fun, that's part of the show. So I get it. I think that message might be directed at other people and not Riley. And I'm trying, if anything, the reason I keep repeating it to Riley is I kind of, in a perfect world, Riley would tell everybody, listen, this isn't part of the show, you know, obviously fans of the show don't, he's not going to do that. I get it.

I don't even understand what you're saying. I'm saying that like, I hope- That Riley will finish the de-escalation. Right? Like, I mean, like, hey guys- It's hard when someone threatens to send you to prison, it's really hard to de-escalate. Well, it's really hard when someone says they're going to fuck with my property? That's way, way lesser than saying I'm going to send you to prison on a real case.

But you won't go to... No one's going to prison as long as you just... As long as you don't do anything illegal. Just don't do anything illegal. And no one's going to prison. Okay. I think you understand... It's weird that you're Italian and you don't understand how serious threats are.

Well, the threats against me, I do do take seriously so I issued threats in return. Again as Sean says in the heat of the moment a guy calls me up screaming him and his girlfriend screaming this autistic girl going blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Only you hadn't threatened with prison of all of this. Yeah, I'm gonna choose to blame some of the people in this room We apologize that Riley that I don't forget I see I'm gonna take you Funko pops. They say short man in a cape one by one I see a big blood Riley and mint as a will Smith and his wife Is everybody's having fun and then she gives him this look and now you're calling him a cuck now He's got to go slap Chris Rock He has to make it happen. You are you are

Leave him the fuck alone now you threaten look at they're feeding you into a woodchipper here. Oh boy It's you feeding yourself into the woodchipper. Do you see that? I know this is one of these things where you know you get heated Obviously look I'll say this I get heated when people make threats against my property I take I I do get really that's a sore spot man properties. It is a sore spot for me properties and genuinely Trugs a theory business I Don't know man. I don't know what to tell people. All I can say is like, I think there's a 99% chance Riley will not come onto my property.

If he does, I just have to have this firm law. I was sure of that before I heard you threaten him with sending him into jail. Well, okay. Now I, now I's 50-50. Now there's another threat and if he comes onto my property, I have to do what I have to do. And I'll do it to anyone. It doesn't matter who it is. if you're listening to this and you

think it's part of the show and you think it's a bit it's not I mean I'm just saying I'm just telling you but the cops won't do shit. I'm telling anyone who tries to do it that the cops will be called and if and then nothing will happen I mean it's LA why are you okay because you keep threatening I'm like it's like what's the point of the threat I'm telling you you're threatening threatening people that will antagonize them and nothing's gonna happen. Dick thinks the cops won't do anything. I think the police are- I'm in a nicer area And I think- It's never happened to you before people come in your house has it?

People have come to my house absolutely they've taken pictures and put them on kiwi farms. And what happened to those people? Well, I wasn't there to catch them in the act, but if I'm there, okay, and you're on surveillance camera, okay Someone came to your house you have them on surveillance camera. Many people yeah. And do you not hold on to those? What's the point? You post them online you shame them whatever else. I mean not really shame it's like you did this. You've never called the cops for any of that? Only the guy who sent me like he kept coming he was off his meds and I said hey if do this again, I'm gonna call the cops.

Because it's over and over again. It's too much. And then he did do it again and you did call the cops. Was he a listener? Yeah, he was a listener. And then he got back on his meds. He like came in. No boundary issue? Like... He was just tweaking, man.

Um... It's just because he kept doing it over and over. All I can say is, it's one of those situations where, yeah, I got really heated. I get really heated about these kind of... I don't know if they they're jokes or what but they sound like threats and I don't like it All right, but again, I'm having a lot of fun and I just want the show I We need we need friends though to make the show good like we need like the audience needs to like it Okay, but I he butude has to like being in there. Sure, but- He threatened to call the cops, people don't like that.

If we need to have friends on the show, I'm gonna say that if you wanna be my friend, you really can't threaten my property. See, you're- I can't be your friend at that point. You're gaslighting people right now. I'm not, I'm not. Yes, you are.

Yes, you are. I'm dead serious. You're gaslighting people. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Wait, wait, wait, wait, why? Yes, you are. Why, why, why?

Because all the people who are rejecting you right now and saying and distancing themselves like Frog Tony, Ripoff verse, EVS, Katie Did, Mitten Reilly, none of those people, none of them. Leave off Mitten Reilly cuz it's gonna make you fucking get into like repeat mode. Mm-hmm. Katie Did, Ripoff verse, Hebetude, all these people are very fun, talented people and they're all distancing themselves and has nothing to do with any of them wanting to go to your property or thinking it's cool

to go to your property. They're all just singing and going, you are fucking up big time. I can't be around this. Okay. Well, I can't, I can't. You can't stop fucking up? I can't accept the idea that I can't be upset when someone threatens my property.

If people can't understand my mentality there, then I. Nobody can. Okay, then I have no. Because the way you're phrasing it is not reality. Then my friends are not gonna be internet friends. I have real life friends, I have other friends, but I don't need internet friends who tell me, it's okay for Riley to say he's gonna damage your property.

Yeah, exactly. He's just not, I mean, the worst part about being online and broadcasting is that you got to really listen. And you're not. I'm happy doing the show with you, and if I got to lose a bunch of internet friends because of Riley. You'll lose money. The show will definitely get less support. That's fine. And people will attack you a lot more online. That's fine. I'm staying. I'm just hanging out with my online friends. And if the idea is that, well, Vito, I think you should really look at like talking to somebody. No. Because the way you're repeating yourself constantly is alarming. Personally, after this recording shit, I will never talk to you on the phone again. After this call recording shit shit because I got to protect myself from that kind of thing.

If you don't threaten me, like what do you mean? I recorded a call because a guy threatened me. I just said it flat out. That's not my policy. And there's a lot of people who are going to feel the same way. Okay, well if you don't threaten me I have no reason to record the call. I've never recorded a call before. That's fine.

Okay. That's a, we can both exist in that world. But that's the world. Okay. Alright, everybody. Uh, it's a good one. Patreon.com, slash, The Dick Show, Dick.show, I'll see you next Tuesday. Is Riley here?

Does Riley want to call in? Oh Riley, you fucking pussy. Presenting Dick! Get it, Riley, get in here Riley you got exactly 30 seconds Oh He's gonna respond soon he says Alright, I've said my piece. All right. They have my property, thank you very much.

Farewell, good luck. I'm happy. You seem it. Thank you. All right, goodbye everybody. See ya, thank you.