The Dick Show - Episode 430

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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Where seldom is heard a discouraging word. Boink. And the skies roll. Are they not cloudy or all cloudy all day? Not. They're not cloudy all day? Not cloudy all day. And the skies are not cloudy all day.

Okay. I guess that makes sense. Seldom has heard a discouraging word. So there's definitely an asshole who comes around, right? Just enough. Just enough. Seldom has heard a discouraging word. Well, you know, if you had built it like that, then it would have lasted, you know, like there's a...

Well, it's because the singer of the song wants to give himself a license to criticize people. So he doesn't want to ride the singer of the song wants to give himself license to criticize people. He doesn't want to ride himself out of the equation, you know? Like, well, if I say there's never, what if I'm the asshole that like needs to discourage someone? He's covering his ass. He's covering his ass. Cover your ass. I don't know who wrote that. Home on the Range. I don't know. Where's Washington?

Where the deer and the antelope play. Oh, I thought it was Plange. Oh, Plange, like hip. That's how I've been singing it. That'd be a better line, wouldn't it? The deer and the antelope, Plange, yeah. I've never seen deer and antelope play, but you know. Well, they used to.

Before all these detractors came in and started discouraging them. Well, that was the thing. Hey, you don't look like you and you, yeah. You two shouldn't mix. This show has really become Seinfeld now. We're talking about a home on the range. Tell me about it.

I can talk about nothing all day. Yeah. The deer in the antelope Plange. That's how I've always sung it. I'm gonna start singing it like that, I think. I think that's a... At least it rhymes. Yeah. Okay, let me... I wasn't recording that gold. Fuck!

I was. Good. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Let's see what we got here. Catgirl's calling in today, maybe? Maybe, baby? Maybe, you know, my track record was scheduling women, though. I can pretty much only keep tabs on one. I can pretty much only convince one to keep coming around.

Well, for a while anyway. Yeah, right. So we'll see how that works out. Let me make sure this is going. Had a fun time doing bits with Vito at Comic-Con yesterday. You were at Comic-Con? I did. Really?

I went to Comic-Con. I had no idea it was Comic-Con this weekend. We had a plan to do a couple comedy bits, you know, man on the street stuff, like you would see on the Man Show or something like that. So somebody, nobody had a booth there? Us? No. Yeah. People did, not us.

Did Maddox? I don't think so. No, he only goes to the, I don't know if he still goes to the the San Diego Comic Con. I mean, I can't believe that he would have to split a booth like 50 ways, right? Yeah, him and a bunch of Haitian immigrants barbecue a cat at the cat barbecue.

Outside the liquor store where he gets candy? At the San Diego Comic Con. They got them packed in over there. So we do this thing where we're like, man on the street stuff at Comic Con. And I was going to do the war game, my favorite game. Oh, god, that would be great. And we're like, man on the street stuff at Comic Con, and I was gonna do the war game, you know, my favorite game. Oh, God, that would be great. And we're going in.

But wait, are there any girls there? Well, Sean! There are some girls. Well, Sean, as it turns out. A lot more trendy and, you know. Yeah, but that's what... They wanna pretend they're like, the girls at Comic, I'm sure there's always been some girl geeks.

Bro, there's some hot whores there. Yeah, but I'll bet it's grown a lot and probably with people who aren't really supposed to be there. Nobody's supposed to be there. They're there for social media. They're not there because they like that. Oh, come on.

What are you, like a purist? What are you, like a comic purist? Who's going to your Beatles Comic Con? If there's anything you should know about me, it's that I am a Ringo. I am a total purist. Even in communities you're not a part of. Yes. This bitch doesn't really like comics. I don't like comics, but that bitch definitely doesn't. I'm the guy in Home on the Range.

I'm the discouraging word. That should be your band name! The discouraging word for your podcast, your Fox News show. The discouraging word for Sean Jacobson. That's a great title for it. For you little bow tie and you show up after Tucker Carlson. This fucking idiot. Let me tell you something about Tucker Carlson. Dad's in the CIA.

The discouraging word. Matty, you're pulling my cable. Come here. That's a great title. You know, they got market prices for sauce at Jack in the Box now. What? I went to Jack in the Box for the show because my chef is not out of town. Yeah. My breakfast chef, my pre-show breakfast chef is out of town. Right. Doing God knows what.

Well, have you been drinking breakfast cylinders? I had to drive to my own beer! I had to pick up my own beer! My beer saucy delivery lady and my breakfast chef are gone. Is this working? Let me check and make sure this is working. Yeah, it's live. I go to the jack in the box

and it says the price of sauce is now and it lists all the, it lists all the sauces for some reason. Is that extra sauce? Because like I'm assuming that like, if you get something that you're supposed to dip in, that is like, oh, we'll give you two for free. You get slightly, we've mathematically

and civilly engineered. Slightly too little. Slightly too little. You need to pay for it. You'll have one nugget with no sauce. And there is our market price. It's a chart of all the sauces. You know, you got your hot sauce,

you got your sauce, and then seven weirdo sauces that you're like, I don't know who those guys are, but I don't like them. I don't know who's ordering this, like, oriental schwing schwang sauce. I don't like you. I don't want to ever meet any of these other sauce motherfuckers, right? Somebody who eats it. Who's eating the barbecue here?

I'm gonna camp out here and pop out of the fucking bush and pop them right in their mouth. Fast food barbecue sauce is among the worst things you can possibly put in your mouth. It's obvious! It looks like fucking sugar! It looks like somebody chewed up a packet of sweet tarts and then liquefied it! I can't stand how sweet most barbecue sauce is. Uh... People love their barbecue sauce. They do, but it's because people love candy.

You know, and sweet and stuff like that. That's the... yeah. Anyway, RayRayIsHappy.com, go see RayRayIsHappy.com. He made a comic, an entire comic. Talking about barbecue sauce made me think of RayRayIsHappy. He made a, RayRayIsHappy. Like, there's like, what?

He's a, Ray's barbecue sauce or whatever? Yeah, and he's always making briskets and shit and then inviting, every Sunday, this cocksucker, RayRayIsHappy on Twitter, or dot com, His name is Ray Ray. I don't know. He does these awesome watercolor paintings that are so good they look like AI. Really? Yeah. They're so good they look like AI. And every Sunday or Saturday he's making this brisket that I could never make. I see it and it's outside of my talent zone. It's outside of my cue zone. I'm like I could

work at doing barbecue and try to be good, but I'll never make something like that. Never. But those are usually like in a smoker, cooked really low for a long time. You know, that's how you get that stuff to- Low and slow, I will never do. You get to pick one.

I'm either going low or I'm going slow. I'm not doing both. You get the bark, you get the smoke ring, and you get the meat that just falls apart. Pisses me off every weekend. And that's the thing, like, see in California, in California we don't barbecue, we grill. Yeah, this fucker.

But he lives out. Barbecue is where you got space and time. Yeah. And we ain't got that. He lives out in like Apple Valley or Victorville. Sure, yeah. He's always inviting me every week and I'm like, oh, it's like, I really want that brisket, you fucker,

but it's too far out. Yeah. You know? So he does a that brisket, you fucker, but it's too far out. Yeah. You know? So he does a Sunday brisket, basically. I guess that's what he does. Like an Italian family does their Sunday sauce. I don't think he's Italian. No, but I mean, like, you know, but it's a tradition.

He's not annoying enough to be, I know how annoying Italians are now. Does he do a tradition, like, yeah, me too. So, Vito and I go to Comic Con, oh yeah, the market price of the sauce. It's got all the sauces and then it's got us It's got a sticker like a car registration like 27 cents for sauce packs. Well, first of all, what do you mean twice? Yeah, sure. It's not like 26.5 cents. What do you mean 27 cents? Would you take your quarter? Yeah, I had it just like really this realize that nobody's gonna count the pennies in the drawer. Is that okay?

We've forgotten like all kind of we forgotten yeah concepts in general? Yes, yes, yes, have we deviated from the from the idea of concepts completely when we're charging 27 cents this is a complete this is a total violation of the abstraction value exchange that is inherent to like consumer goods It has to be a thing a quarter 50 cents a dollar 27 cents yeah, that's bizarre. And it's a sticker like a car registration, so there's a stack of them, like they're swapping in the market price of sauce. Like what the fuck is going on? Yeah.

Uh-huh. Slowpocalypse. So, me and Vito are at Comic-Con. Yeah. And I'm gonna do my war bit, and Vito are at Comic-Con. Yeah. And I'm gonna do my war bit and we cooked up another bit last minute. Really? Yeah, which is showing them pictures

of cartoon characters and comic characters. And then mixing in like historical figures. Oh, wow. Saddam Hussein, George Washington, that's what reminded me of this. George Washington, and of course we're going. Oh, this is good. This is good. George Washington, and of course we're going. Oh, this is good.

This is good. Dude, before we were going, I was, Vito and I were brainstorming, and I'm like listing like, oh, you know, like, we're listing, I'm like Putin, and I said, put George Washington in there. Yeah. Oh, come on, everybody's, yeah.

Everybody's gonna know George Washington, I said, hey, hey, you either, you put George Washington in there, or I fucking swear to God, and he's like, okay, okay, okay, I'll put George Washington. Don't smash any more of my toys. Sure enough. Dude.

More than one? More than one? Three! These people have never- Half! Half of them! They've never had a dollar in their pocket? Because what is- why would they have a dollar?

Why would these zoomers ever have a fucking dollar in their scope? They're not doing blow, they're doing fucking LC2O or whatever. Or Adderall parties. You probably got a fucking debit card anyway. That'd be weird. It's hard to roll a debit card, huh? They all have sustainable cocaine straws. They're not rolling dollar bills up anymore. Sustain huh? They all have sustainable cocaine straws. They're not rolling dollar bills up anymore.

Sustainable. They all have metal cocaine straws. Sustainable cocaine straws from Aroma Cafe, Earth Cafe. Why not get the little miniature spoon that hangs from your neck like in the 70s, you know? You know they fucked that up. What do you mean? China fucked up the cocaine spoons.

Oh really? They're making- Lead paint? Well they're making that paint well They're like I saw a guy have a spoon and the spoon didn't go all the way to the bottom Yeah, it was like a screw in things like oh, it's really cool You fill it with the blow and then you the spoons on the cap my cap at the spoon doesn't go to the bottom Yeah, well you know yeah can't be everything What's that?

China Remember seeing a picture or a little footage of Jimmy Page in the seventies. You know, he's a guitar player, so your nails are short. But his thumbnail was like the perfect, you know, this big old thumbnail. Well, yeah. Like Popeye, he's doing blow.

I mean, I would guess if you, I mean, you might as well be prepared, you know? I can't imagine why his thumbnail would be like obscenely long. I thought it was your pinky that people did. I don't know. Well, I mean, no, but he's a guitar player. Oh, of course! He's got to improvise. Yeah. If you use your thumb, you're using the pad.

You're not using the end. You know what I mean? You can wrap it around and, you know. So this bit at Comic-Con, it should be very funny because these kids were missing. We had Saddam Hussein they don't know. George Washington. I can almost see Saddam Hussein because he doesn't get talked about anymore. Malcolm X. They're like oh that's the Black Panther and then we'd show Malcolm X like, uh, Morgan Freeman. Oh wow. Oh wow, Nelson Mandela.

It's pretty funny, I hope it does. But to start it, I was doing the war game and like you were saying, there's no girls around. Yeah. And all the girls are accompanied by a guy. So that's impossible, right? Vito goes, I'll go grab one. You're not gonna make her look stupid

and by proxy make me look stupid. Exactly. Don't answer that. Well they can't contain themselves. Like Roger Rabbit when they're shaving half pants. Two bits! Right? You ask any kind of trivia around a man and he's gonna go like. That should be the show.

Is a woman answering trivia questions and seeing which man can stay quiet the longest. Right? That's the, okay we're gonna ask your wife some trivia and all you have to do is not, is a woman answering trivia questions and seeing which man can stay quiet the longest. Oh yeah. Right? That's the, okay, we're gonna ask your wife some trivia and all you have to do is not, he doesn't, whoever doesn't say anything the longest wins 10 grand. Yeah, yeah. Her questions don't matter, that's the game.

I could win that game, but I would explode right afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. My dad wouldn't even finish the rules to the game before talking. Yeah, okay. He's like, I know this game You don't know this game. I just invented it right now, right, right?

So veto says I'll get somebody for your war game, right and we're posted up in the middle He brings this girl over and I said, okay. Hi, so I explained the rules and she goes like oh, I don't know I said, okay, like, you know the revolutionary words cuz oh man They just they're just starting to teach us that but they haven't told us when it started yet. I'm I said, okay, like, you know, the revolutionary words, she goes, oh man, they're just starting to teach us that, but they haven't told us when it started yet. And I said, I'm sorry, what? How old are you? Yep.

She goes, 13. Good question. And I said, get the hell out of here, Vito. You're telling me the first person you bring over is a 13 year old girl. Bro. Help, help yourself out. Oh no.

Help yourself out. Is that thing big? Get out of... Don't ever talk to that guy again. If some guy looking like that comes over to you or me. Get out of here. Yeah. Welcome to... You want to take a... You love to... Get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, How's it going? Ah, it's going alright. How's it going? How's it going everybody? Living the dream. Ah.

Well, they raped the Joker. Did you hear about that? No. They had no choice. They raped the Joker. They went ahead and raped the Joker. Okay. The Joker, I mean, you know.

You remember that guy? I do, yeah. He's a funny guy. I really like the last Joker movie. I really like, that's, you know what, we liked it. You gotta ask if, this is funny guy. I really like the Joker movie I really like that's you know what we liked it you got to ask if When it right you got to ask what you did to deserve it? Yeah, you know yeah, and we liked it too much It's like a change like car models. Oh, that was so great. That's why they don't do it. Yeah We don't do that one anymore. I would love like a hot a small a compact utility truck that gets good mileage

No, we don't make that me and all my homies would good mileage. No, we don't make that. Me and all my homies would love that. Ah, we don't make that. I love that Joker movie. That was pretty good. It's that story about like society sucks and all of us have to just take it up the ass, but there's one guy that's like a schizo

and schizo's don't really, they don't really kind of have to tolerate stuff. So I'm a wigged out and everybody got what they fucking deserve. That was a pretty good movie. Right? Yeah, I liked it. We celebrated got what they fucking deserved. That was a pretty good movie We celebrated too much though, so Maybe so they raped the Joker. Well, so what did it get back at us? Did you see that you saw the latest one now? I saw the clips of the rape. Oh, there's oh you mean

There's a literal rape Sean the Joker gets gang raped in prison in the Batman movie I bet you never thought that you would see the day when the Joker was raped in the movie. No, that's one that... You didn't think that was... I don't mean like, metaphorically, I mean a bunch of fat white warden prison guards take him into the bathroom and rape him and he makes a joke about getting raped. Well, he's the Joker. I mean, you've got to, you know, when it's, you can't just be a Joker when it's convenient.

Right, right. You know? He's joked too hard. That's what, they're all, they're coming for us. They're coming to rape us all. That's a warning shot. They're coming to rape us all. A warning rape.

That's a warning rape. You know that guy that always tells those jokes about fat women? Yeah, we raped him in this movie. So you better, you guys better watch it. You're joking around, you're jerking around too much. Telling people you're screwed around too much. You see what happens to Joker? We raped his ass. Wow. Now you gotta live. I don't even like the first movie now. What does he do to them? Then he gets killed. Oh no right! If you get raped in a movie don't you get something good?

Andy Dufresne got raped? He got something good? Well no he was gonna get raped. He didn't get raped. No he got raped a bunch. No Andy Dufresne? Yeah! No remember the sisters or whatever?

They raped him a shitload! No I don't think- Yes they did! Wait wait wait. Morgan Freeman says I wish I could say that Andy fought the good fight, that he's fended him off and didn't get his KESA violated by these agreements, but he didn't. He got fucking raped up and down, man!

Wait, wait, wait, that was from Family Guy. I wish I could say that. That's, no, that's from the movie! I swear to God, he got raped a bunch, and then said- Somebody checked, because he said- He talked about from- He said the Starship Troopers put them in the fucking hospital for doing all the rapes.

He was, like, he was going to. I don't know if he... Bro, you need to watch that movie again, because Sid's aunt is raped big time. Man, because he was saying, if you, you know, like, uh, I'll... If you put that, you're gonna lose whatever you put in. Yeah, so they fucked him up the ass. Really? Did they rape him? Dude, why would stop them? What, do them leaving he talked his way out of it? I don't know I know I know I know Byron Hadley the guy you know what's his dad Starship troopers?

Yeah, what's his name? His name is a guy. He's a you know he does a lot of voice acting Yeah, yeah, he's a good mr.. Krabs. Yeah, he's been he's been Lex Luthor. Yeah exactly Yeah, Byron Hadley is it? Fuck, I should go with this. You gotta go, we gotta watch that movie again now. I know. You didn't know he was raped. He was raped big time.

Man, I couldn't. That's what fucking scrambled his brains out but it's like, I gotta get out of here, man. I remember him getting raped. I remember them doing the spoof on the, I wish I could say that, but the world isn't. Yeah, dude, he got raped in that movie? Like, well, the Joker. I'm trying to think, yeah but the world isn't. Yeah, dude, he got raped in that movie? Like, I'm trying to think.

Well, the Joker, the Joker got raped. Yeah. And he didn't get shit for it. He didn't, shouldn't you, if you get, or in a movie and you're getting raped, you want to get something out of it, right? I would think so, yeah. A little fucking something for the effort, right?

Yeah, at least Andy got to change posters on his wall, right? I mean, he went for like whatever. And then eventually like Raquel Welch, and then... Sean, the Joker got raped and I'm taking it personally. That's what I'm saying. Well, yeah. I think this is a, I think they're basically saying that you guys like this movie too much,

so we raped your guy. Apparently. We raped your guy that you've been having fun with and palling around and painting face makeup on the mustache and having jokes and yucking it up for Jack for your whole life. We went ahead and because you guys thought it was so funny and because you were like, fuck you and fuck women, we went ahead and raped that guy. Like, well, alright. I guess he's raped then. Fuck women, we went ahead and raped that guy. Well, all right.

I guess he's raped then. I guess so. I'm trying to- Well, I'll say you guys gonna rape. I know you wanna rape Trump. I know that's what you're saying. Get Trump in jail so we could rape his ass. I know, I know, but we can't really stop them

from raping the Joker, I guess. No. They could do whatever they want to them. Now that I think about it, two things happened. The sisters never messed with Andy again. After they bust, after they beat his ass. That makes sense now. Yeah.

That he was raped. I totally forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. I thought it was that one time and then he got fucked up. No, they loved him. Apparently. Apparently. I thought it was that one time and then he got fucked up, but no they loved him apparently apparently Fat Irish prison guards raping the Joker what yeah you get direct you give this guy directors cut Maybe like with an asterisk like hey don't rape the Joker. You can't do that

People don't like that. Yeah, nobody wants to see a Joker movie where the Joker gets raped Who do they Joker not so tough local Joker not so tough after? Yeah, nobody wants to see a Joker movie where the Joker gets raped. Ooh. Do they? Joker not so tough. Local Joker not so tough after being molested. Yeah. Um, well, I guess that's, um, that's the signal that it's fall. Oh, rape season? Yeah, the Joker gets raped. I don't remember that in the, like, the Water Brothers Bugs Bunny cartoons.

It's like, what season is it? Rabbit duck season rabbit season duck season. I think that like I finally get it now I feel like I have PTSD. Yeah now I'm thinking about like everything in Joker related in my life I don't want to be the Joker anymore if he's getting raped well even really like thinking about it now Take the fun out of it. I would assume how am I supposed to watch or not? Tim Burton's Batman looking at the Joker now, like, well, did this guy get raped or what? So you just associate that now, it's like, yeah, it's like associating-

Yes, he got raped! Like a really bad experience and putting it on all incarnations of it. I need to have a cry, you know? Go in the shower like in Ace Ventura. Yeah. Oh! Right, the rape shower.

Yeah. You know, we know that life sucks. You don't need a movie where life sucks and then the guy gets raped and killed. That's normal life. You do go to the movies. I mean, it's escapism, you know, like most people don't want to go to the movies to feel worse. Yeah, I don't want to walk out of the movie and go like, well, at least I didn't get, I mean, I don't know. He did get raped, but he killed all those guys.

I don't want to be doing calculus after the movie. True. I want to just go, yeah, awesome. Nailed it. Fuck it. Fuck that guy right on TV. Bah! Whoa!

Oh, yeah, you going to jail, but oh, that was awesome. Right? Yeah. You don't want to think about the oh that was awesome, right? Yeah. You don't want to think about the aftermath. No, I mean that- Rapes and stuff. Yeah. What's the guest name, Murray something or other?

Yeah, Murray. Do you see the debate? Do you think that was funny at all? No, I didn't watch any of that shit. Doesn't this election seem like more chill than normal? No, I don't think so. No, it doesn't? I don't think so.

Because the last one was all COVID-ded out. Yeah, I mean- Everything was crazy. This one just seems kind of goofy. Well, maybe, I don't know. You know, Kamala Harris is out there, ah! I can't, I would never describe goofy

with anything in American politics at this point. I mean, except for- You think that's goofy? You don't think it's goofy? I think it's- Fucky, yeah. Just, God. Big hurricane, you see that?

Everybody's house, that whole neighborhood. Yeah. What do you think? You think the government made the hurricane like people are saying? The government made the hurricane? I'm not surprised that people are saying that. I found this FEMA tracker.

It's like all the grants FEMA gives out. It's like just pouring money out to random groups. Like, oh my god. Oh, you guys fucked up the hurricane? Wow. You mean one organization run by incompetent people can't plan for every single different disaster in the entire United States?

It's shocking. Yeah, I mean, remember like FEMA, that was a big, you know, with the 94 Northridge earthquake here. Yeah. That was, I mean- Oh, they fucked that up? Wow! Everybody all of a sudden knew exactly

what FEMA was up to all the time when it was, yeah, I mean, come on It's just a, you know, why don't we just like not have one group that fixes everybody's natural disaster Why don't we just have earthquake one over here? You guys have a hurricane one over there. They keep your shit separate, right? Well, I mean keep our money over here for our earthquake stuff. You guys keep money over there for your hurricane shit Yeah, I don't give a shit about hurricanes. Well, we don't deal with those, they don't deal with earthquakes. They don't deal with ours. You know, I don't know what Texas has. Well, I mean, they serve tornadoes for sh...

Monkeypox probably, because everyone is gay in Texas. Monkeypox outbreaks there, they could plan for. Can hurricanes hit Texas on the coast when it's... Do they ever get there? I don't know, and I don't ever want to care about it. I don't give a shit about any of the other things that are happening to other people. That's why I want to keep all my money here,

to do all my disaster shit here. You guys keep all your money over there, do your disaster shit there. I want some fucking bald Lex Luthor looking motherfucker getting on TV talking about how he's prepared for every storm ever and every eventuality. Like, this is obviously not going to work. Who cares about Nicklund-diamond and shit? Obviously it's not gonna fucking work. You guys aren't that much older than me

and I can't plan for the whole fucking country. Oh, what are you gonna do with an earthquake and a hurricane and a fucking tropical storm and all that shit? I don't fucking know. Dude, they're just big pools to siphon money from. That's crazy. But I do love the conspiracies around it.

Oh, God. The government's doing... So depressing. Marjorie Taylor Greene said they caused the hurricane, and Sarah Silverman said that's anti-Semitic. Like, what do you mean? How is that? Well, it depends. You think she's saying Jews caused the hurricane?

Well, here's the thing. Was she? Is that anti-Semitic? Is saying Jews cause the hurricane is that anti-Semitic? Yeah. How? How is that possibly anti-Semitic?

Because Jews are killing people are making natural disasters, like how can that possibly happen? Isn't it a little too fantastical to be a little bit too much here actually because it's so fantastical then yeah yeah, then forget it. In that context, it's so absurd. This is anti-semitic. You know what's so sad though? I don't know about that.

There's people who believe that kind of shit. Like they gotta see. That Jews cause a hurricane? Well, okay, check this out. Okay. When there were some. Obviously you're right. There were some shark attacks, you know,

in the last several years off of. What kind of shark? Goblins on the shark? I have goblins Yes A goblin shark yeah, yeah, like Harry Potter classic anti-semitism. Well, they were like Sarah Silverman, you know The world famous actress there was very anti-semitic What are you talking about? there were people over there obviously Muslim who was saying because There were tagged sharks in the area,

you know, like so they tagged them, that they were basically radio-controlled by the Jews. That's what they think. So it was like, yeah, that they're sending people to their beaches like off Egypt to munch on tourists to hurt them. Okay, so you finished all the normal, so you finished all the dangerous anti-Semitism, man. I'm gonna go ahead and assume, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that if you got time to lean, you got time to clean. You got tired of fixing all the normal anti-Semitism and you went ahead to go with fucking weather control, hurricane causing anti-Semitism.

Is that what you're telling me, Sarah? God. It's, and there's people, I fully believe- Oh, so you must not have any problems then. There are people who believe it. There are people who believe it. There are people who believe it. But you shouldn't give it them the time of day. Unfortunately, we seem to give them a lot of time.

Well, yeah, it's hilarious. I'm causing these earthquakes. I can only hope that those people just kind of- She didn't say choose, she said they. Just off themselves in like hilarious ways. That I can get behind. They're in charge. They're doing the opposite.

They're taking over. I know. I know. You see that longshore guy that said I'm going to cripple you, the longshoreman? No. Oh man, this was fucking hilarious. I mean maybe I have video of this. Oh wait, let me show you this.

Let me kick off spooky season. Spooky season? It's happy fall y'all. I have video of this. Oh wait, let me show you this. Let me kick off spooky season. Spooky season? It's happy fall y'all. Every year my phone woke me up to tell me that it's time to welcome to cider. Welcome to cider? Yeah, cause it's fall. And I don't know why, but every woman is like,

their version of us wanting to be the Joker is like- Pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice, yeah. Earth's fucking earth tones, sweaters that make their tits look smaller, weirdly. Scars, this sort of fall shit. They just want to live in a land of perpetual autumn. Right, like a postcard in the Northeast.

Tea that you're, tea that's still barely too hot to drink. That's the mental state of women. That's their perfect existence, is holding a mug of tea that's just slightly too hot to start drinking. That's what I, right? I don't know why I like that so much, but... I have a real gift with, you know...

Really distilling it down to the essence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think of when you think of a woman? Uh... Ideally what they want is just to be holding a mug of... They're almost able to drink it. Yeah, but not. They don't want to drink it. And they apply that to everybody.

Put it down and forget about it. Yeah, yeah. Maddie. Mattie, get up. Get up. Come here. You're too fat to be laying on cables. Come here. Thank you. Okay, good girl. Um, What was I saying? Oh yeah. Uh, My phone woke me up with, uh,

Welcome to Cider. I'm like, are you bitches like, are you just- Welcome to Cider? Welcome to Cider. They rename the season every year now for the rest of our lives Like like a new iPhone. They can't just say like welcome to fall now every every Conglomerate has to have like a new word for fall. Is it the first day of fall? I don't know I guess No, I thought it's 10-7 now the first day of fall. I thought I thought I changed like I don't know why I thought it changed in September's I see I don't know when the fall of anti-semitism

Can't believe that was a year ago No When Palestine decided to do that fuck everybody up. It was uh was it like it was October, huh? Yeah, hey, maybe next time just don't hold your dance festival outside of a concentration camp and everybody be a lot better off Hey, I couldn't do I don't get to do a lot of things that I want to do in the interest of public good So maybe just don't hold your gay little dance festival outside of our fucking concentration camp next time

And everyone can just live their lives like normal Go hold it somewhere else. Go 10 miles the other way and hold it, okay? I got my show canceled for fucking COVID because it's good for everybody. So everybody's got to sacrifice a little bit, all right? So we have a whole fucking year of bombs dropping all over everything.

Fuck you. Is that the lesson that if you didn't learn that lesson from this year, then you fucked up! Alright, here's uh- Uh huh. Here's- You see this? Oh me, oh my, oh.

Spooky season. Whatever you do, do not search for plus size costumes. Right into it. No, I'm not gonna. No. Uh oh. Did the dog sit on the? I don't know.

Uh oh. Oh, what happened? Uh oh, she sat on the... Maddie, come here. Yeah. Get up. Can you, can you unplug? You got it?

All right. Maddie. You're too big. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Let's see. There we go.

Yeah. She pulled the cable. Look at this. Whatever you do, don't search for plus size police costumes. Sexy. Look at how many frills this skirt has. It's a lot of pleats. Her shoes are like, I can't breathe.

This is stampeding to a town, to a bar near you. This spooky season. Women have across the country have 30 days. What is it today? The sixth? Oh, they got 25 days to lose 70 pounds. Oh, sixth. It's the sixth.

Yeah. Anything about that. And then I started getting into a like plus size SWAT team. They got a whole arsenal of plus-size fascist uniforms to traumatize you this season. Yeah. Well... This spooky season. I won't be going to any bars for Halloween. I won't be frequenting any of these such places.

No. You gotta look for the doors. If they're too wide, you don't want to go in. Yeah. Or at least stand by one in case you get trampled. Yeah, yeah. Alright, let me try to find this longshoreman guy. I will cripple you. I will cripple you. This guy was, it was really cool what this guy did. Everyone hates him but I thought it was was I thought it was fucking awesome. Oh You try to find it Trying to find it

Cripple you I don't want some dickhead talking about it. I want to talk about it got it. Okay This guy's like the head of the teamsters or something? Well, oh, remember that? Teamsters are transportation. Dock loaders or something? I don't know what they, yeah. Longshoremen, I don't know. Remember that guy that I said was a Haiti delegate at the UN drinking out of a pitcher? Yeah, yeah. That was actually the president of Haiti.

Oh, he's the, like acting, like some, he's an interim president, right? Yeah. Or something like that, yeah. I've been laughing about that all week. You don't need to say anything else. It's like, well, right? Yeah. Or something like that, yeah. Yeah. I've been laughing about that all week. You don't need to say anything else. It's like, well, look at him. That's the president.

You think that he's the best one. I just, it was just fantastic. Here's what the longshoremen were doing. They all went on strike for more money. It's changing into the future. They're not making millions no more. They're making billions. And they're spending it fast as they make it.

I want a piece of that for my men. Cause when they made their most money was during COVID. When my men had to go to work on those beers every single day. This is a Colombo. When everybody stayed home and went to work. That my men, they died out there with the virus. They died with the virus.

We got sick with the virus. We kept them going. From Canada to Maine to Texas, Great Lakes, Puerto Rico, now to Bahamas. Everybody went to work during COVID. Nobody stayed home. Well, I want to be compensated for that. I'm not asking for the world. They know what I want.

They know what I want. And if they don't, well, then I have to go into the streets, and we have to fight for what we rightfully deserve. These people today don't know what a Shrike is. Right. When my men hit the streets from Maine to Texas, every single port will lock down. You know what's going to happen.

I'll tell you. First, we get to the cripple part. I'm putting a tough Harley on you. Go ahead. Well, it's track and let's move on with this world. Who's going to win the salaries? Men are going to go to work. I'm up here.

That's a cool. I'm putting a tough numbers not coming in. They lose their job. I just wanna listen to this guy talk. Everybody's hating the longshoremen now. Because now they realize how important our jobs are. Because... No idea.

There it is, there it is, there it is. And you have no cripple yet. There it is. And let's get a contract and let's move on with this world and could today's world I'll cripple you I Will cripple you and you have no idea what that means nobody does Everybody was pissed at this guy. Why I don't know I it's like a crabs in a bucket mentality or because they

thought it would it would impact their ability to like buy useless shit or they just ideologically like a lot of people on the right are trained to just hate. Side with corporate America. Yes. Like dude that is the stupidest fucking thinking I can think of. They're. They're just... Dude, that is not... It is not... Corporate America is not the business that you watched your dad build from scratch. No. That's a completely different thing. Yeah.

It is completely... They're... ...devoid of any humanity, any... Every... If you... If you're siding with... You are getting fucked. It's just how bad. Every single company. You are way off base siding with- you are getting fucked. It's just how bad. Every single company. You are way off base siding with fucking- Anybody against this- and by the way, by the way, when these guys, if they can't afford shit-

You have no idea what the fuck is going on. If they're like Walmart where they can't- the workers just can't afford basic life. Yeah. If they get to a point where they can't afford shit or they get fired, or they said, oh yeah, fire all these guys and replace them with robots, right? They'll either replace these guys with robots or Haitians. And there's like, it's a joke, but the immigrant to staffing pipeline

is big business in America. And every one of these small town business owners will like make this schmaltzy, cutesy, I'm from the 90s joke about oh I wish I had I wish I had another 30 of these guys because they always show up on time like yeah they have to yeah they have to or else they go home like they're it is a it is an extreme power balance but the end result of all of this is more people getting paid more people on welfare I I mean...

It's just undeniable. If they're not getting replaced by robots, which help us, not at all. And I would love it if everything got replaced by robots. It's happening anyway. Self-driving cars are going to wipe out probably 20 million jobs from men. Automating every dock, wipe everybody out. Nobody's going to have any fucking money. But the one thing that they will never let anybody automate is mortgage rates, banking,

financing, the stuff that makes them money, right? Like there's no reason, there's no... Banks loan us money to buy houses, if they fuck up all their loans, the government gives them money. The government sets the interest rates of the mortgages and also coincidentally has a target Inflation rate that they could just give the mortgages on that they already know all the money you're making or not making All they have to do is automated is them just give those and I don't want that but that's what they're already fucking doing Except you've got these like seven banks in the way siphoning money from you. So let's start, so before firing these guys, let's start there. Everybody dogpiled this guy, like, oh, why does he have a million dollar house?

Well, because he's kind of fighting the entire world. Because you guys would just, you guys would shove every one of these motherfuckers into the ocean to save $12 on some fucking tchotchke piece of shit that you're buying on Amazon. By the way, big unions can be incredibly corrupt. Oh, they're terrible. They're terrible, but they're the bad guy on your side. They're horrible, terrible, they don't give a fuck, but the government gives less of a

fuck about you and is actively trying to bleed you to death. Yeah, I'm watching, I'm watching in my industry the first time since the early 1950s. They're letting entire towns drown. It's, what I'm watching is, I'm watching, they're not cutting all the content creators and streaming services, they're not cutting the fat up top, they're trimming the rank and file.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're eliminating entire departments and it's going to places like Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand, Laos. And they're all worse. I will tell you, for a lifetime of outsourcing, I will tell you flat out that everybody that gets outsourced to it does a shittier job. Absolutely.

And these are people here who are pros with 20, 30, 40 years in the industry. And what's going to happen is it's all going to... Dude, it's a race to the bottom. Everybody is going to consume worse and worse content. And you know what? They'll get used to it. And you know why? Because it beats being alone with your thoughts. So that's what's gonna fucking happen. We are watching everything get worse and worse and worse so they can save more and more. It is nothing but complete and total fucking greed. So everybody dogpile this guy.

And you're getting fucked. The consumer's getting fucked in the end for it by making shit content. Consumer taxpayer. Executed shittily. Everybody dogpiles this guy because they have these lessons about like ideology, political ideology, ingrained in them from the 90s and the early on, or taught by Gen Xers. So fucking stupid. Who grew up in a totally different world, are like, oh no, and I think white people just don't like, don't like to see anyone exercising leverage. Like if they see somebody turning the screws to anybody, they're like,

oh, this doesn't work in our type of society. Well, because I think they go, this is dangerous. I think it makes them look at themselves a little bit like, why do we feel like cucks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think people remember this, but in like 2016, the Amazon pilots all went on strike. Because we want more money from Amazon. And yeah, if they stop, they deserve it. There's no other way to deserve something than say,

you know what, I'm not fucking working. We're pilots, we're highly skilled, you cannot replace us. You either pay us. Not immediately. Not immediately, or I or, you know, I don't know what you're replacing us with, but maybe plans are gonna start falling out of the fucking sky.

And a judge said, I wrote the quote down, a judge said, no, because imagine a Christmas without Amazon. Right. So you guys can't strike because we got to get our Christmas shit. You're like essential to the world. You're Santa, you're fucking Santa. Santa can't strike.

Legally, Santa can't go on strike. This is so, the system is set up so egregiously unfair to laborers. And I hate unions too. No, I know. They're the devil. I know. I mean, it really is.

I just, if you're siding with big business in this day and age, you don't have a clue what the fuck is going on. But it is this knee jerk thing where it's like, how dare he? Right, right. Look at him, he's got too much money to be doing this. Like yeah, well he's, I mean, look at all the hate this guy's getting.

He should actually, and then they caved immediately. They're like, all right, fine. We'll give you 70% raise or whatever. So then I'm thinking, why doesn't doesn't every why when all doctors go on say hey wipe out all our medical debt it's I'm not doing any more surgery we're not cutting any of your cancer out until you just wipe out all of our medical debt and I mean zero don't pay the banks tell the banks to pay it off themselves don't pay it off attack shit just start there yeah but it's like I

remember when I was young I used to think never gonna happen fucking athletes blah blah blah blah it's like they remember when I was young I used to think never gonna happen fucking athletes blah blah blah blah blah It's like they're fighting the billionaires and there and meanwhile you think talk about what? They're making what what might have been Licensing like in purpose like you know the NBA making off like like look there They're the highest paid athletes are underpaid compared to what they give the leagues. Yeah, it's crazy. As far as revenue, it's crazy.

You got to, and you have a very short shelf life as an athlete. Pro union, I guess. Fucking A, hold out every fucking year. Here's a... Cause nobody's gonna go to bat for you. That's the lesson. Dude, you have to look out for number one.

And that doesn't mean fuck everybody else over. It means get everything you possibly can. Because nobody's just gonna go, you're a great guy, let me give you more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're, well, sorry, we went ahead and replaced you with computers. Oh, did you replace banks with computers? No. We still got like, we're actually making even more money as it turns out.

Yeah. Don't you guys all use the same like automated risk assessment software? And if it fucks up, the government bailes you out? Yeah, but you know, that's too complicated. That's not for you. You don't even have a job. Why am I listening to shit from you? Why am I taking shit from you? All right, here's Hillary Clinton

saying the quiet part loud. Uh-oh. Oh, yes. I got it, yep. Go for it. She's talking about the internet. We should be, in my view, repealing something called Section 230, which gave platforms on the internet immunity

because they were thought to be just pass-throughs that they shouldn't be judged For the content that is posted but we now know that that was an overly simple view that if the platform Oh, they lost twitter. So now they need to yeah, they need to start doing legal accountability. Yeah, whether it's facebook or twitter x or uh instagram or t TikTok, whatever they are, if they don't moderate and monitor the content, we lose total control and it's not just- Wait a minute, what was that? Wait, we?

Who's anti-Semitic? Is she talking about Jews? They? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. We can't conjure up enough hurricanes to... Yeah, our hurricane machine is expensive. We got one or two a year. And monitor the content, we lose total control.

And we lose total control. Yeah. Right, I know total. Not control, we know, total. Yeah. Okay. Not control. We lose total control. Right. So you have total control.

I mean, that's... Just, man, I just want to make sure I understand this right. Words are specific. Words mean a certain thing. Yeah. Women are evil. You're married to the most powerful man in the world, so you're the most evil person in the world, I have to assume

What was it that you guys had with the before this we lose total control and Do you have total control this is a had it Yeah, I mean total control before Elon Musk fucked up and accidentally bought twin was forced by a court to buy Accidentally bought Twitter people are really retconning that I don't think I know Yeah, the court actually made him buy it. Yeah. You remember that? Yeah, I thought it's, yeah. We lose total control.

Oh man. Imagine you get raped and killed and that was the last thing you heard, like the Joker. Right. It's Hillary Clinton losing total control. They could, it made me realize they could rape any character. You could have a whole movie where Batman's raped or, you know, I don't know, Indiana Jones. It's like the South Park.

Right, Indiana Jones. As a joke. They literally raped the Joker. Yeah. Metaphorically. I'm really shook up by that. God damn. I don't even want to think about the Joker anymore.

I don't even want to think about doing crimes and killing people. I'm scared straight, frankly. Yeah. I don't really think all those crimes are funny anymore. I don't think a whole lot's funny anymore. I'm just going to watch Marvel stuff. I want to watch the new Tomb Raider.

Yeah. I think they... Is this a new movie? Yeah I don't think she looks... I don't think the girl looks like a man at all. Is she famous? I don't know. I don't think the Lara Croft looks like a man at all in this. Oh this is a... Now that the Joker's been raped. I think that looks like a totally normal woman. She's pretty broad isn't't she? Oh, you think? You think that's kind of big for a woman? She's got some big fucking deltoids. Yeah. Yeah, those pecs are tits.

Yeah, I know. I don't know. She's bigger than Indiana Jones. Oh, yeah. You know, Harrison Ford. Yeah. Oh, and her friend's a... Pudgy friend.

Pudgy friend. Yeah. Right, right. He's doing muscly shit. Okay, cool, cool. Gotcha. Before the Joker got raped, I'd been really upset by that, but now... I'm glad it put things in perspective for you. At least I'm not getting raped in the ass. Yeah.

What's that? That's a shitty cartoon. Hey, somebody always has a worse life than you, right? I always hate it when they say like, oh, you know, somebody's got it worse. It's like The fuck does that hoop yeah, people have it better, too. Yeah, right right? That's always my yeah You have it worse than me then shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah All right, let me see here. What I got here's Elon Musk jumping

Looks pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, he was at the Trump rally Am I in focus or is that my eyes? Can you hit that focuser again? Oh, I think I'm out of focus Fuck me hit it longer Yeah, there you go, sorry everyone fuck Okay Here's a Elon Musk looking normal. Okay, yeah. Look at Trump's face.

What is... he's... Look at Trump's face here. I know. It looks like... you know what I mean? It looks like when... remember... Gangnam style? Yeah. Or whatever. Gangnam? Gangnam? Gangnam. Whatever. P whatever aside that guy

Yeah, it's that great picture of him in the aisle and Tommy Lasorda looking at him like what the fuck is this shit? like 90 year old Tommy lasso It's Tommy lasso just like what the fuck what the fuck is going on? Yeah, I saw it Could Tommy lasso to be any less impressed by Psy? Oh, god damn it. What the fuck? Did you see a fucking picture?

God damn it. You know, we need the blockchain to preserve... His arms are folded and he's like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah. We need the blockchain just to preserve... Pictures, yeah. ...data. Because they change it and tweak it and then we lose it forever.

This is just about fucking. Bullshit. This is just about his retirement. Look at this guy I caught today. A dickhead caught this guy today. What guy? I voted. Let me find this guy.

So these, here's a guy whose kid got shot in Parkland. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And this is what he posted today. What? I am someone, Fred Gutenberg, I am someone who visits his forever 14 daughter at the cemetery. Man, you can't be calling, if your kid is dead, you can't be calling him forever and then their age. Doesn't that sound kind of like a

pedophile porno magazine? Like barely 18. He's got a dead kid. I'm not gonna, I'm gonna give him a wide birth. Well, yeah, but wait, okay. Okay, remember that, block that feeling away. And then let me get done with my presentation. I'm someone who visits his forever 14 daughter

at the cemetery because of gun violence. Watching as Trump and Vance continued to use gun violence, and with JD Vance even saying, Trump took a bullet for democracy, is pissing me off beyond measure. No, JD, Trump took a bullet because people like you have failed on this issue. My daughter and all victims of gun violence

are in fact taking bullets for democracy. Because of gun violence, we are in- we are in- triggered. We are in-triggered and we plan to vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. Okay, look at this, right? So a dickhead- I was making fun of this guy, and a dickhead looked at this picture and he looked at see this I voted thing Yeah, he fucking photoshopped this on Look here's the original picture. Oh really well, how do you think that's a little scummy? Yeah, I mean the original picture he photoshopped this I voted sticker About to his daughter's grave good resolution looks much different than the rest of the photograph, doesn't it?

What do you think the thinking was here? It's like he chopped it out of a... It looks like a JPEG from the... Yeah, it looks like crap. Do you think that's a little crazy? I don't know why he would want to... Look at this fucking boober job! Terrible fucking cropping.

That was an outline of her head. Man, I mean, come on! Unnecessary. Terrible fucking cropping instead. Outline that very good. Man, I mean come on. Unnecessary. How much, how much leeway do you gotta give these guys? I don't know. You got your photoshopping shit on your dead kids picture? I think that's a little much. Unnecessary, but I can't, I mean I think that's probably the worst thing that could happen to a parent.

I mean obviously. Photos getting caught photoshopping. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, there's worse. There's way worse. What if your kid grows up and gets, becomes the Joker and then gets raped? That's worse.

Well, they got to be the Joker. The worst thing that could happen to a parent is you really like the Joker movie and then they rape the Joker in the second movie. That's the worst thing that could happen. You blame your kid's generation. Doesn't matter. Fucking Lady Gaga raped the Joker. Uh huh. the Joker movie and then they raped the Joker in the second movie. That's the worst thing that could happen. You blame your kids' generation.

Doesn't matter. Fucking Lady Gaga raped the Joker. I'm really upset by that. Here's a survey of retards or maybe a UK thing. Let me see if I have anything. Retards or a UK thing? Oh oh the LAPD got their gun sucked into an MRI oh really yeah they went to a drug bust they thought it was a weed grow every fucking the and it was like a health thing as it turns out metal MRI and the cops thought that you didn't that it like the cops like everybody else thought that you flicked it on and then the superconductor like fires up but memorize

are on all the time and it's always always on oops doesn't have an off that's why all the signs are like hey shithead yeah don't bring anything in here ever so the cop walking has got his guns California cryo bank love is love family is family what's going on there I't know. It's like a man that's pregnant and it's an ad for a sperm bank. Is he a sperm donor? He's got a lot of sperm in his stomach. That's a big belly. This is an ad for I think he's I think he's the bank

I'll knock your ass up what I don't know who's this ad for know what I'm looking for. Well, it's a man obviously he's got a Tattoo of a woman's butt there? What the fuck? Wait a minute. Is that a tattoo or is that some kind of a... That's a tracking device? Bro, is that a woman's butt? What is that? Is that a-

Did that trans man get a woman's butt tattooed on his arm to show how straight he is? Show how much of a man he is? I don't believe that's a trans man. Well, okay, then it's a pregnant guy like junior What do you talk? What do you mean? So man, it's a train. I mean, it's a pregnant man I mean, I but the guy could just be something under the shirt They take a take a guy and then put something because look at those four like I've never seen there's certain like there's certain

Physical features that like I think it's a you think it's a man You're getting duped the forearm like that like the it's just I think it's I think it's a man because of you're getting duped. The forearm, like the, it's just, I think it's a man, I think it's done for this photo shoot. I think, I don't think that's- It's a pregnant, it's a fake pregnant man? Yes. Love is love. I think so.

Okay, the copy is love is love, family is family. Yeah. So we're supposed- I mean, I know we're supposed to just go like, that's a, you know, that's a pregnant, that's a trans man. Like, you know, pregnant That's a trans man like you know and there's yeah And I just don't think I think they go let's let's get a man who looks like let's get a trans man But who looks really like a man

Look like men it's just there are yeah there are I don't know man You think a bunch of ad people came up with the plan the plan that you're proposing. I don't know, man. There are. You think a bunch of ad people came up with the plan that you're proposing? I don't think so. Yeah, it's much easier. I think you just kicked right out. That's exactly how, I mean, I'm the guy who spent years in advertising. You could find a pregnant trans man, no problem.

I could find you one by, what time is it? You could. I could find you one by four o'clock. It's a hell of a lot easier to have the PA fucking, you know what I mean, like this. This shit happens all the time. Yeah, but people are gonna know this motherfucker. They're gonna be like minute aren't you the aren't you the pregnant man in the sperm bank? I don't know. The ad?

Could be well. It's like being in a it's like being in a Valtrex commercial right you're the herpes girl Yeah I don't know well. I hope he gets it figured out. I don't know. I hope they get more sperm or whatever this adds for. Or they get rid of the sperm. Could be a trans man. Maybe they want more sperm, or they got too much. I don't know. But I hope they get it worked out. I think that's a band man. I think that's a dude dude.

Okay. Here's a... Trans-foreign-national-migrant-prostitute-state. Jesus! How many hyphens in that description? a trans foreign national migrant prostitutes. Jesus. How many hyphens in that description? Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes staged a protest in Queens to demand the right to stay in the US and do street sex work. Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes. Even trans hookers are getting their jobs taken.

Is that crazy? Trans foreign national. Oh my God. Even trans hookers are getting their jobs taken Trans-foreign-national oh my god Just like a stereotype Accent to right like the robot and Futurama one more upgrade and I'm more women than you can handle Papi Chico To write like the robot and Futurama one more upgrade and I'm more than you can handle puppy chico Come on man. Who's fucking who's paying whom here do they pay you to get fucked? Oh The Joker was ready for this weird times Was that one just sitting down with the sash? She's disabled I think. Oh really? I can't see.

Let me see. She's in a wheelchair? No she's just sitting. Tired. Oh my god, look at these! What's going on here? Again, I could never have come up with, I'm just not creative enough to come up with like just daily shit that goes on now.

Yeah, it's crazy. You never thought the Joker would get raped? No. Never. It's the last thing on my mind. Never, never, never, I would have thought that. I, you know, actually I did think, I said, you know, if the Joker ever gets raped,

I'm checking out. I'm checking out. That's enough. I'm not seeing any movies for a while. I'm not seeing, ever, again, yeah. I'm out. Right, that's a bridge too far. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Here's the survey that I was going to show you. What's that?

This is people who think that hate speech is in the Constitution that the US Constitution laws against hate speech. Right. So boomers, this is actually shocking. Yeah. This survey. Uh-huh. But you know, kids don't even know who fucking George Washington is, as you will see in our presentation, our YouTube video.

So kind of, yeah. The United States Constitution has laws against hate speech. This is a survey, percentage saying true by sex and generation. For the record, hate speech has been upheld as free speech numerous times, correct? Yeah. It's not even, I mean, never has it, well, I don't know, DeSantis tried to do that anti-Semitism shit. That's the first one that's going to get passed will be anti-semitism speech laws. That's probably true yeah. Because the the the anti-boycott laws are

definitely bordering on well I would say a hundred percent that but you know I've got an extreme take on it. Boomers, 40% of boomer men think that the Constitution has laws against against hate speech. Are you fucking serious? Guys my dad's age? Walking around thinking that there's laws against... 70 years? You're shocked, right, right, because they're asked now. They should have figured, right.

This never came up in 70 fucking years! You had kids and they didn't fucking bring this into your fucking head? No, probably not. Well, because it probably, it's not something that a lot of people think about on a daily basis Maybe they do more now, but like just growing up like I mean How much how often did you honestly think about hate speech laws when you were like a kid constantly? Yeah, honestly well Because I was worried about if I made too many jokes I get raped

I mean, that's my teachers always said you mean, you know One day before you went on- Before you went on- You make too many jokes. Before you went on line and stuff. I'm sure as soon as you started- Bro, when I was in second grade, I'm getting fucked.

Teachers are threatening to rape me if I make another- They're like, you're out of class if you make any more jokes. Right. And if you do it again, we're sending you to the office to get raped. Oh man. The rape was implied, but we're sending you to the office. I'm like, I don't know fucking who that is in the office. I could be raped.

You read the look. You read the look in their eyes. Yeah, so it's been a big deal to me forever too many jokes means you get raped in prison in the ass I got I've always been damn it boomer 40% 38% men yeah 55% of women yeah Yeah, if they just guessed They would have better odds

Women are more wrong than guessing. Higher than them, than random or whatever. Gen X, so you and me, 50% of men, coin flip, so we pretty much don't know. Like, I don't know, one way or the other, true, false. 60% of women, millennials, 55 55% of men man Millennials are fucked 65 55% of men 65% of women and then Gen Z Drop it. Well, yeah, and that also makes sense because yeah, it makes sense because it's online right and it's all tick-tock

Yeah, you're hearing all this. It's like and and enough people are going like, does the constitution protect hate speech? And like, so it's like, there's a, the people who looked it up are like, oh, okay, I'm wrong. Yeah. Yeah, this is the total control that Hillary Clinton is talking about. This, this pivot.

See how it says like, dumb and wrong and boomers, crazier with Gen X, crazier with millennials. And it's like hard pivot to facts. Like, oh shit. You guys did lose control. Yeah, cause they can go on TikTok and look shit up now. And then I have some fucking 26 year old woman crying at them about slavery and the Holocaust all day

in class, they can just go online and go, oh, what about this hate speech shit? Okay. Let me see if I have anything else. Uh, no, not really. Just garbage. Hot damn. Comments here and cat girl I think is here.

Oh yeah. Is she, I think. Yeah. Let's see if she's here. Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, turkey sandwich might call in. Okay. Let's see if she's here. Uh... Oh, turkey sandwich might call in. Okay. Okay, turkey. Oh, is that her on video?

Oh, okay. Let me see, I don't know how to do the... Sounds so good. Unmute yourself whenever you want. There we go. I hear something. I thought I had no permissions. Do I have permissions now? I think you do.

It's called suppression. Can I be heard? Yeah, I think I hear myself though. Can I be understood? No, I'm hearing myself through your speakers. Yeah, cause I have you like super fucking loud while I was listening. Cause I was like running around the house.

So let me fix your thing. Don't worry about it. There we go. Hey! Hi! It didn't stop. No it did for us. Oh great, here I'm throwing it away. Wonderful. Can you hear me now? Yes, can I hear me? Am I understood? No, I can still hear me. Yeah, just- Am I pleasing? Well, just turn your speakers off. Do I have a good wire rack? Sorry, that's a Mystery Science Theater reference. Hold on, stop making jokes. Stop talking.

Turn the speaker that I'm coming out of off. All right, that should have stopped that. Okay, let's test it. We're good now. Yeah, we're good now. Okay, so how was jail? I had to physically remove the speakers because the windows would not listen to me in time to it's it's

Yeah, it's fucked. I have a dev dev version of like the next one and I'm going to my laptop that had Windows 10 and will not update and I haven't opened it since like 2018 and I have to manually connect it to the internet and so No and I have to manually connect it to the internet. And so, fuck that, fuck Windows 11, Windows 10. No end to the story, just a progression of things, events that happen. How was jail? You didn't answer, that was my first question. Oh God, turn her down.

How was jail? I am not entirely convinced that Bear County isn't just like a performance of cast of characters for an upcoming lifetime documentary about women in jail Okay, listen to this my the judge for my arraignment on the 27th is beaten Gonzalez Beaten that is there to speed like speed Lin Gonzalez. So speedy Gonzalez is Judge okay. Okay Do little Gonzalez. So speaking, Gonzalez is my judge. OK, OK, guess what? Are you serious? Yeah.

Court reporter. Do a little. OK. Yeah. OK. And then my my public defender, Brittany Sparks, looks like plastic. She has not called me. I cannot reach her. My public pretender is just, okay, great. So that, keeping that in mind, that was the horrifying experience.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, I know, a lot to unpack. So for people that don't know, you were first on the show a long time ago when Astereos fought your, it was like eight years ago. Yeah. When Astereos fought your then boyfriend. 2017, summer of 17. Yeah, Osterios and your then boyfriend. Osterios Coconuts?

Yes. Trying to steal the Scott Aukerman hot saucerman bit. Yeah, obvious. Anyway, continuing. I fought the War of the Fanboys, who is a Reddit mod for the Donald. Bradley Burch. Bradley Burch.

Well, don't, you know, don't dox him. I'm not doxing him. He wants to be an author. BradleyBurch.com. My manager owns it because what he does is when people wrong me, he just buys their domain name of their name. And right now that domain name BradleyBurch.com is worth about $1,000. And so that's kind of how we get paid when people don't pay up for a bond factory LLC

or it's connecting things. It's like, you still owe us money. Is there a domain name you need? The person that you have to buy it from? I don't know. You have no idea who it is, but isn't it strange that the exact amount is how much you owe? Odd. Yeah, I have a domain name that I'd like to get back at the moment.

If someone is using it for various... Well, PM me and then we can sort it out. Because we also run Internet Archive. So, so then you contacted me a couple weeks ago with the... Yeah, after how long of a silence? Like three years? Maybe six. I don't even

know. Long, many, many years. Long time. I thought you'd like moved on from the Internet and this crazy life and stuff and I wished you well And then you sent married to it quite now literally figuratively and metaphorically spiritually continue Please send me this fantastic series of voice Messages, which I usually despise when people send me voice messages Because I have to listen because I'm yeah'm I can read faster than I can listen

Yeah, me too. Me too. So I'm stuck there. Transcripts. I'm all about transcripts. Yeah, but you sent me this series of voice messages where you were detailing becoming a mod for Maddox's Discord and Him. Pause. Pause real quick. Yes. I have been a moderator of Maddox's Discord, a moderator of the Internet Historian Discord, a moderator in disguise for Arthur Donald. This is kind of what I do.

Okay. Well, the Maddox one was funny because in the voice message, you also went into some really funny- You can be candid, be candid. Oh, I am. Yeah, go into it. You went into some very funny and embarrassing stories of your interactions with Matt. Embarrassing to who?

To him. Not to you. Oh, okay. Very embarrassing to him. So I thought, oh, wouldn't it be great if you called in and talked about it, but then you vanished. And I said, okay, this wouldn't it be great if you called in and talked about it, but then you vanished Yeah, and I said, okay. Well, you know long for how long like two weeks? Yeah, yeah, and yeah, then I got an email from

Coors link which is which I found out is a prison email system Where they manage the emails that that people in prison are sending outside of prison So you have I had to like sign up and this was jail. This was not where they manage the emails that people in prison are sending outside of prison. So I had to sign up and put it... So this was jail. This was not prison. Oh, right. Okay. Jail. Sorry. People who've been to jail are very insistent on the difference between the two. So I logged into this course system and I was like, you know, I'm a very curious guy.

And I put my credit card in and you popped up saying that you've been in jail for like two weeks. Yeah. Since the last time we talked. So what happened? Why were you in jail for two weeks? And no one gets the Matic stuff. I was in jail for two weeks because when I first was in booking a girl stole my sit number. It's like the, it was 12-0-2-2-8-9. Okay. And that is like your pin for things. And I didn't know that this was going to be

something important. And so I tried it. I'd made calls to, like I'd been calling, fucking all of my friends, everything. Before this went on, you were literally the only person talking to me about that. You saw you were literally the only person talking to me about that. You saw the exact-

Yeah, if anybody's talking to me, I'm the last person, I'm the last person, right? I know. And also, categorically, the least likely ally I would have in the world, if you look at my web commentary of what I think of you. Wait, why? Just on the web, right?

Just, we'll get into it. Like we'll get into it. But like when I sent you that video and then those series of messages like, hey, this kind of seems sketchy. Within minutes I was getting arrested. Yeah. Yeah.

I had no idea. I had no idea. I was completely blindsided. They were on bicycles. It was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I had no idea. I had no idea. I was completely blindsided. They were on bicycles. The cops? I was like, what the fuck? Yeah! I got all these... and I'm talking to chief, right? Maddox is cops. Maddox sent his bicycle men after you. I knew it.

I'm talking to chief on speaker phone, right? And I'm like, I know this is going to go nowhere because my family is law enforcement, like ridiculous to the nth degree. My uncle, he's retired, but he was the director, like the lieutenant director of homicide in New Jersey and then moved to the federal level when he was picking up the pieces of Camden Compton, like murders and trying to put them together. And then we moved to, to, uh, well, my parents moved to California and begin the investigation of Mike Corona. And so, yeah, I didn't know as a kid that like that, you know, my parents were like fucking fed CIA shit.

Okay. And I was just like, so like, I'm a girl music boys. And they're like, hey, don't talk to that person. I'm like, you don't know anything. Like, don't fucking talk to that. God damn it. He's just a fucking serial killer. God, no, no, get out of there.

Like, like my, my life experience. It didn't work. Whatever they were doing. So like, so there's no way to understand it. Even if you live next door to me, because I didn't know we were wiretapping his house. And because we were in Rocking Horse Ridge. We were in Knightsbridge. We were on top of the hill.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about? That's where I lived. I don't know any of these references you're making. I don't know about two-prime shit. I don't. Hold on, hold on. Nobody knows these references. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I know, but you would references you're making. I don't know about the suprime shit. I don't. Hold on. Nobody knows these references. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I know, but you would if you're a California native. So the city of Orange, Orange County. I lived on the hill that overlooked Catalina, but I lived on the other side. And that hill was, we overlooked the Orange Hill restaurant. And the hill that we were on was the orange mining company. What is all of that? I don't know what all that shit is. That means that the house is built on bedrock and there was gold in them there hills.

And it's the exact opposite end of the San Andreas Fault where if we had earthquakes in California, fuck it. We're on fucking bedrock. Like we do not need to care about earth. Everything's on bedrock. What are you talking about? No, like our house, the foundation of our house was bedrock. That's what I mean. Okay, but what does it have to do with the mob and all this other stuff?

Like $1.4 million when we moved. Oh, okay. Like it was, yeah. So that is kind of the origin story. Where I lived, it was a microcosm because we overlooked Orange Park trailer homes, which was just known as Orange Park homes. And everyone took the M and the E always like they were constantly replacing

it. Orange Park house. Okay. How does this mean you get up at the fucking mansion on the hill? How did you get arrested though? How does it? How does it? Yeah. I get arrested all the time. I get arrested all the time. Like it's, it's a farce. It's like, oh right, these aren't tight enough. You fucker. God damn it, it's you, yeah, it's me. Like, let me go. This was the first arrest where I'm like, oh, the cartel's here.

Like, I learned four years ago that they were like, they were putting the cartel into the law enforcement system in San Antonio. Yeah, but you were actually, I wouldn't believe any of this shit you're saying except you were actually arrested and you were in jail for two weeks. Yeah, that's the that was crazy because I was sober. I did nothing wrong. And what did you do? What did they think you do? What did they think you did? Uh, my husband reported that I assaulted him when he was out. With what? On bond.

Words. Violating his bond from three weeks prior. You raped him? Like the Joker? Assaulting me in Williamson County. Okay. So he was not supposed to speak to me, not supposed to come within 200 yards of this property.

Your husband? Or, yeah. Or within 200 yards. Oh, it's a property thing. We got to get Vito in here. Of anywhere I conduct business. Where do you conduct business. What do you conduct business?

Everywhere. Fucking everywhere, I have a phone. I have friends that work at Tesla, like who do other things. I do consultant work. Like him continuing to work at Tesla Cathode is a violation of his bond. Oh fuck.

What are you talking about? No, because like I work with all these people who, like people, Cathode, yeah, like like he was invited so it was so unfair It was like how can he continue to do this, but he was so he will yeah, he strangled me in the bathtub Yeah, and then you try to tell me in the bathtub I'm like I'm fucking wet like get this fuck you like no done like you're out He's like I thought you were that lady from The Shining in the bathtub and he got spooked. Maybe.

Because it's spooky seasons coming up. There was a poltergeist. Or maybe this is a pattern of behavior for him. Yeah. And I was the one that was like, hmm, this is weird. You want to marry me after three months, even though we have no shared history for like 12 years, even though we went to high school together?

And then you married him? Yeah, I will. I will. Let's see what really happened with your ex-wife, who is trashed, is schizophrenic and demon possessed and all this. I'm like, OK, cool. Yeah, you will I will let's see what really happened with your ex-wife who's but trashed is like Schizophrenic and demon possessed all this I'm like, okay cool. Yeah, you can marry me I bail her see what happens when you try that shit with fucking me No, like the ring cameras the fact that I'm a musician everything's recording, you know, you're recording Texas one party consent state

We're in Wilco. I'm in Algon, but Williamson County, they throw the fucking bucket people. Oh, yeah, that's where you were in jail. It's Williamson. No, I was in Bear County, San Antonio. Okay, by the way, I have to say I have to give a big shout out to iCumBuckets. He's the one who bailed you out. What the fuck? Big shout out. He's a fucker.

Huge shout out. He's a fucker because he found out your bail was $250. He's a savior dude. Fucking savior. Then he charged me $300. Well good. He charged me a commission. He charged me a commission.

He's a content creator. Good. He had stipulations. It was a big shout out. Because you cashing out on the interview this entry like yeah, that's worth 50 bucks for you dick Well, you know see you sent me that honestly you sent me that voice message and the shit It is just honestly this whole time just all of this honestly. Yeah continue. It's so funny Like it's I laughed so hard listening to it that Wait listening to the recording. Yeah, listen to your recording. Of which what? There were so many.

When you were talking, I put them all together into one. Great. Of Maddox, of these stories, that I was like, ah, that's worth 300 bucks. Yeah. I would feel like a jerk if you, now knowing that you've recorded that and then immediately went to jail, I feel like that was the right thing to do, you know? Yes. Even though, even though maybe your husband doesn't agree with me, but he should have

finished the job if he wanted to kill you. What he thinks and agrees and that's kind of not in the, this was the agreement we had. He said, yeah, you know what? My wife cheated. She abused me. She did all this. I will, I will trad wife. I'll like you pay for everything. Don't work. Hang out, this. I will. I will trad wife. I'll like you pay

for everything. Don't work. Hang out, play video games with me all the fucking time. That's it. Like relax. I'll buy you whatever you want to relax. Just like the, just do it because I just need someone who I can trust. I'm like, okay, there's earnestness here, but like, I'm just going to be like, okay, the red flags, like I'm ready. Like I do kind of need a break. Let's see where this goes. And then he said, yeah. And you know what, if you, if you do cheat on me, I will kill you. I will kill your lover and I will go into the wind. I'm like, huh? Oh, ha ha ha. He's like, no, I will kill you. I will kill him. I will go into the wind. I'm like, okay. So, um, but if you cheat on me, I will never divorce you. I will not annul you. I will stay married to you

and you just get to deal with the consequences. Now, but this was, if he had determined that cheating, biblically, is even if like, okay, if Jesus says, if you even have an impure thought about a woman, you have committed adultery. So he is going with that. So might as well go for it. Yeah.

And I'm like, okay, like I know what I can do. I'm built for long distance relationships because of my shit. So I can do this. And let's see who breaks first. And he was like, he, he was so my stuff. Look at it. Look at it. He wanted me to return the favor. Is that what you're saying? Return the favor so that he could have, you know, I would have no privacy. And I'm like, I have a journal. Like I have like, no, like, like, and then as,

as he built trust, I gave him access, access, access until I realized I just had a feeling one day, like he went through my emails and then I was asleep and I looked over. Sean, could you imagine this going through emails and stuff? Yeah, and then he's on my phone reading while I'm asleep and I'm like, Oh, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm sorry.

I did it. And I'm like, okay, look like we need, if there was a cure for cancer, hold on. If there was a cure for cancer in my girlfriend's purse and she said, go in the purse, how does they know? Thank you. I don't want to. Yeah.

No, thanks. Yeah. yeah yeah so you got it so I realized that his attempts to be like I am open I'm open I'm open is like so that I would be like me too and when I wasn't he was like that's true though that happens yeah that's a that's like guys doing being weird and doing weird shit is like big red fire it's a common thread of people who have to be isolated and don't have actual... Yeah. And the thing is... Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let me say this. Okay. I love my husband. I'm putting you on a chess clock. I love him. Yeah. I love him. Well, you know what?

My chess clock, I don't do that because my chess strategy is to wait people out and see what they do as I play back. You're playing checkers while everyone else plays chess, right? No, I beat a grandmaster in third grade. No, no, no. I'm a chess master. No. Trust me.

My uncle, I beat him in fourth grade chess. What's your favorite piece? Whichever one gets the kill. The horse? Okay. No, whichever one gets the kill. Okay, okay. I want to know about how you befriended Maddox.

But yeah, it's the Knight and Bishop combo. I do lots of forks. Okay. I want to know about how you befriended Maddox and became a mod for his Discord and what that relationship was like. Because you've known him, you've talked to him throughout this whole thing. Like the lawsuit it seems like

and all of these crises as they unfold. First question. It wasn't until I was driving back from the fight and ending that whole thing that I had any idea that you were connected to Maddox. Oh. Yeah. I had no idea that Dick showed none of this shit.

I had no idea Maddox was a factor in any of this. Yeah. Cause I, my understanding of Maddox, I read his shit in high school, had his books, thought it was so funny and then grew out of it. Cause I, you know, as, you know, when the child, you do childish things and then as you grow, you shed them, blah, blah, blah. Like it was like, he wasn't relevant in my radar anymore. Right. Right. I thought he just kind of was done. And then as soon as I realized, wait a minute, wait a minute, he's in a feud with this guy, the lull suit, what the fuck? And I'm like, and this is coming out of my fucking birthday.

Fuck, I'm like, holy fuck. So I reach out to him and I was like, hey, just to let you know, like I've been a fan, you know, since high school, I didn't know, I was involved in a dick show thing. No idea the connection that you had with him. My experience with the fan base and the stereos, coconuts, makes me want to get as far the fuck away from these people.

Now knowing that you were their target, I am so sorry. If there's anything I can do to help you, I will because knowing the people who follow this show. I feel like I definitely should have done more research before. I just did this kind of side project as as a lark. What do you mean side project? What are you talking about? Like the whole cat girl thing was me getting out of town deliberately while they were doing a SWAT raid on a place in the neighborhood that I had been scoping out. OK, so yeah. Once you reach out to me out of Texas, I needed to be in Pennsylvania. And it all had been scoping out. Okay, so once you reached out to Maddox. So I needed to be out of Texas,

I needed to be in Pennsylvania, and it all just kind of worked out. Once you reached out to Maddox, did he respond? Immediately, he immediately responded. He's like, hey, thank you so much. Because he's down bad. I really respect that. Right, because a girl emailed him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I respect that, and I'm like, hey, you know what? I don't know when I can help you. I need to kind of extricate myself from all of this, but I just letting you know, I will help you with whatever I can. And so then it's about the next summer, maybe two summers after.

No, it was the summer of 2018. I did the mod for Internet Historian, and then that kind of had to get shut down, because it does. I was doing the Handbook Heads thing for Earwulf. I'm very, very connected in the Scott Aukerman Earwulf. I did a lot of unpaid stuff for them, for Hollywood Handbook's sake only. And then in that time, I needed to be very like a pro, seeming very progressive and kind of not atoning,

but like explaining away my big online Trump support, like stuff as, hey, that was a method thing. Like that was a method thing. People need to learn how to separate a persona from the art. Especially- I was joking, you saying. Oh, no, I'm being honest. Like, no, like people who do art projects, sometimes you stumble upon them doing it,

being filmed and you're just stupid and you don't know because they don't need a permit because they're not fucking union. You say it's satire, it's like, yeah, satire. I really mean that shit, but I can't say it. So it's satire. Yeah, and then this kind of hinges on what I started, what I said to you. So to bring this all back, I felt like the problem, the biggest problem or you debate

or whatever, the episode where you're like, no, if a girl is fucked up, gets herself, get fucked up and something happens to her, she set herself up for that. And Maddox was like, nope, foul, foul, eh, like, no, no, no no no no that's not cool dude and then for things to shut down this is the thing he you were not Dick Masterson and he is not Maddox you two are playing characters you like out of UCB training and like you that is Dick Masterson is a persona like a stage name like a famous person might have. Yeah. And Maddox is not just Maddox, he is, he's George's union. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what happened when he responded to you? But he's like, I am George's union, but I am Maddox. Like his whole thing is very, Yeah, it's really incredible. But that may be because of his culture. Like there's, or the way he just unperceives fame, you never know. Like that's up for debate, right?

But the moment, the moment that he, that he implies that Dick Masterson is really just like a, an exaggerated version of who you really are. That is when it's like, okay, you don't get it. And then when I watched the beginning of his stalker thing, he describes, I was doing comedy. I was doing this, blah, blah, blah. A guy reaches out to me, a fan and is.

And so I moved to L.A. and I'm like, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, hey, I can help. So I'll just I'm like, dude, you move to a new place. A guy who is a fan of you helped you make it in L.A. And you seem to think he's a stalker, dude. Yeah, I don't get fucking you. That's true.

No, like, like, dude, I live here. You seem to think he's a stalker? Dude, he helped fucking you! That's true! That's a good point! No, like, dude, no, Maddox, Maddox, you are not understanding how things work. He helped raise you and get you the connections you needed. This was not a fan with a diabolical plan. This was a creative partnership that dissolved because of his personal shit and rumors that he chose to believe due to some things that up for debate. Right. So wait, wait, wait. So what happened when he wrote back to you and how did you become a moderator and talk about talking to him during during 20 during 2018 is when he

when the lawsuit is still is just getting massively bigger. Right. Yeah. Like, though I say, look, um, I'm still in the Dick show fan group. I have like, like, this is what I can do to help you. How about I go into the Maddox fan group and then I have another Facebook profile that is Sean Clemens, the acting coach and it's Sean Clemens is face, but his character from Hollywood handbook masterclass, Sean Clemens. So it's all likements his face but his character from Hollywood handbook masterclass Chunk lemons so it's all like all still tied to like Hollywood handbook like winking right and so And I'm just gonna stick them in the dick show like though

They accept fucking anyone and then just have him plop there and then I'm going to publicly Like turncoat on the dick heads not turncoat really really, but like public, like disavow. Like I disavow. We don't care about that though, but what did Maddox say? No, no, no, no, no, you do. Because then I was kicked out of the dick show group, but Shankramain. And then I was a mon.

Are you talking about Facebook? Listen, listen, listen. The only thing I want to hear is what Maddox said to you. No one cares about like Facebook shit and drama. Dude, that is, no, you need to understand. No, we all understand. No, no, no, no. What did he say to you. No one cares about like Facebook shit and drama. Dude, that is no, just though you need to understand. No, we all understand. No, no, no, no. What did he say to you? That's all I want.

Hey, can you stay in the Dick Show group and I'm like, yeah, I can actually export all the members and we can export the members of your group and cross-reference them and see what the doubles are and then block them. Okay, so you got him the list of you got him the dots list. Yeah, which he could have had access to if anyone fucking just went in there. No, so we cross referenced him and then we saw who tried to get back and like what they were saying. Yeah. And that was it. And that was it. And then when once that was done, I was out. Did he say anything about the lawsuit? Oh, my God, dude, we had like a six month long friendship.

Like, like, of course he did. What did he say? Of course he did. He told me fucking everything. I was playing as surreal Maddox on Fortnite when he would live stream and then when he wouldn't. And we would just talk like while we were just fucking around. We like gamed. We like this was a this was a friendship. Right. What did he say about the loss?

To summarize what didn't like about which part, like that fucking thing's a million paid out. Like how did he meet the lawyer? What was his expectation? No, no, no, no. He never gave me any of that. What, what was going on there is he was still with what mental Jess, I guess you call her. And she looked into the conversations between him and I, which were benign. He, I knew he was with her and I was unavailable at the time.

Like just unavailable, too busy to do any of that shit. I'm working, like very busy. And like I was just casually dating, but it was just like hanging around Austin. Like there was nothing going on. She looked into the job. But I was not available for a romantic shit at all. And he respected that.

So it was all professional. She goes, she gets like some kind of, and so she logs into his stuff and then breaks up with him for something and then continues to have access. Okay. So then I'm like, what the fuck, dude, she's doing this. And he's like, dude, I don't know. And I'm like, oh, and I talked to my friend. He's like, yeah, just this is worth it.

You know, like, go ahead, just focus in on this and how whatever you need to do to help him, help him. And so I'm like, fine fine fuck it really I'm gonna flirt with the guy who was so formative for my humor and I'm like oh I don't want to take advantage of him right now wait wait wait what space for him to land just to do for him to know that he's nice he is a good guy he is attractive he is talented like we will never meet but we will never meet it was like I just needed him to kind of have a soft place to land so that the so that She didn't get worse. So what were you talking about? Did you that's when she contacted you okay and said that we were in a thing and clay early sent me the clip

anything and Clay Early sent me the clip. No, no, no, no, no. What is being soft to him? What do you mean you were being soft to him for a soft place to land? What were you talking about? I have had so many of my guy friends like who I used to date in my youth have women cheat on them and like, they'd be like, what the fuck? And I'm like, all right, like I will be your digital rebound until like you what does that mean? What does that mean? What's a digital rebound? I don't know how to make it any clearer. Like, um, basically just, you know,

a soft place to land for someone who is, um, maybe seeking some, uh, validation. They've just broken. What would you guys talk about? Like, what would you, it's like, you know, you have a rebound date. I was like, okay, I'm the rebound long long distance relationship That doesn't really go anywhere sexual, but it caters to the emotional need that you have Yeah, what kind of emotional stuff are you talking about? So some other crazy cunt doesn't come in there and make your life fucking hell. That's what I mean That's what I mean. When you're in jail, how long I count

What would you guys talk about? Like what kind of emotional stuff would you talk about? He was processing the trauma of that relationship and then that's when he opened up about what happened with you. And what did he say? Like what kind of stuff was he looking for validation on? He said, so he said... No, no, hold on. He said...

It's like think, think, remember. I'll tell you, I'm telling you right now. Remember. I do remember. It's just a dense. So he had been hearing from the UCB crowd long before that episode that was the tipping point. Like for years, he had defended you like with people who were trying to say that you were skeevin' on women,

that you were raping women. He's like, no, I know. He told you that. No, no I know. He told you that. No, no, no. He told you that. Yeah. He defended you to so many people. He told you that.

Yes. Yes, right. Okay, amazing. And then, and then when the thing happened, like I guess when that podcast episode hit, that you said that remark, it was so close to what someone described is actually happening at a time.

Okay, but get past that. Go past that. Go past the wedding and go back to the wedding stuff. No wedding. Not the rape shit no one cares about. No, he said that someone that he used to date went home with you after a wedding. Right.

And knowing everything and being just afraid and kind of like what the fuck dick, like one that's guy, like I don't know, guy code, girl code, like we were involved, like that's a blind, like, and like I need to reach out to her, like did you go home with dick? And I guess he just sent it so many times

because he is fucking Persian. He's Persian. Yeah. Okay. He is Persian. What did he tell you when he was worried about? What did he tell you? He was worried about her safety. Okay. He was worried about her safety. Like did you, did she get sloppy and you were taking her to, to rape her? Did I take advantage of the situation? I don't know why that's funny. You'll have to tell me later. Because he's lying. Because he made up this fantasy that he's afraid of his ex-girlfriend getting date raped. So that's why he obsessively called her for like the entire next day.

And made through a big fit towards his career. If that happened to like rock star girl or whatever if rocks if you were went somewhere that like comic-con where Maddox was gonna be all the sudden you lose track of her and Maddox is taking her home like suddenly suddenly she's gone and you see her go home with Maddox. What the fuck would run through your head? What the fuck would run through your head? You're asking if I saw my current girlfriend

and she went home with Maddox? Yeah, she went out of pocket for like an hour. I mean, I would assume she's gonna fuck him up somehow. That would be a weird move That'd be a weird move. Okay, now think about it. I assume she knows what she's doing. Now think about it as if it was your ex-wife that you were on good terms with. I would hope she gets raped.

My ex-wife? If... what if it was scopalamine? What if he used GHB? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. What if he used deterura or Nightshade? You're saying Maddox told you that the reason he flipped out is because, according to him, what he told you is that he thought I was going to date rape his ex-girlfriend. Yes. And let me tell you why that is valid. It's not valid. It's crazy, you fucking whack job. It, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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I don't react to hugely. Tell me the Comic Con story. Other people do. Tell me the- And that is the shit. Or you go to Mexico City, someone puts something in your drink and you're like, they're like, hey, can I have your kid? You're like, yeah.

I shouldn't be able to- Like, hey, can I have your ID too? Like, uh, uh, uh, yeah. What else? What else? What else? Tell me the Comic Con story uh, yeah, what else? What else? What else? What else? What else? Tell me the Comic Con story.

What happened? You say you're in Maddox's channel, you're flirting with him now, you guys have an E relationship. I'm not flirting with him. I'm like being in a, being just emotionally, like there's a little bit of flirtation. You're being his mom.

Okay. What? You're being his mommy girlfriend, whatever. Whatever the kids call it. Yeah, basically. Okay. Yeah, kind of a big sister. Would you help him jack off?

Big sister who like, you know, maybe from another mister, like adopted, like no second no. Would you help him jack off? No. What do you mean no? No, I didn't help him. Maybe in the long run, but like physically like, okay, there you go. Almost there.

Like, no. Yeah, would you do that? No, no. Would you send him any pictures? I've go. Almost there. Like, no. Yeah, would you do that? No, no. Would you send him any pictures? Would you send him any pictures? I've never met Maddox. No, no, no. Never met him.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like online, talking to him, chatting with him on Snapchat or whatever. Well, I told you about that one time in the recording. What one time? I took like some kind of cheesecake nudes, but they weren't nudes. They were just kind of cheesecake ones of like the cover of his book like mmm

like cover like oh like and that was like super cute and I think that is what Jess saw that made her contact you. So you guys are full on jacking off together and sending pictures? No! Really? No! I wasn't getting anything sexual out of that. No. Okay, so what? I worked at Perfect Ten in Round Rock. Tell me the Comic Con story. I worked at Perfect Ten Gentleman's Club in Round Rock when I was in Texas. Is that a strip club? No, it's a Gentleman's Club in Round Rock. Right, okay. It's run by Rick's Cabaret in descending order from Beauty of the Women and Bryce the Flicker, Perfect 10, Rick's and Bapes. Tell me the Comic-Con story.

Anyway, it's like, tease don't please. Tease don't please. When Maddox tried to take, when Maddox took a girl to Comic-Con, tell me that story. That it didn't work out for him. Alright, so this is what I know. I have the two sides, right? So there's these pictures of this girl in a group chat with us, like with him at Comic-Con. And then she reaches out to me

because she knows that I was like, hey, cool. Like kind of checking things out. See how he acts with a girl, like just a girl that, like the whole thing was that like he told her, hey, come with me. You can kind of write it You know my influence, you know, you'll get some attention. Who is this girl? Who's this? I don't know I don't remember her name. What she looked like black girl like black girl. Okay, just kind of black cosplayer

I think her name started with a B. I don't remember but I say she So she's taking pictures. He rented a suite hotel like a like a not a sweet Sweet what year was that comic same year comic-con that year 2018? That's 2018 2018 so he gets like a hotel suite of course. I'm fucking sure Of course I document everything. Okay, I've run Internet archives Well, that's my friend. I know. Because that's before he sued me. No it wasn't Jess. No. It was a cosplay girl. Keep up.

Jess did cosplay. Yes she did some. I don't know. It wasn't Jess. You sure? I don't know. Should be able to tell them apart. So I don't know. I don't know what Jess really looked like. She just seemed like she needed to eat a sandwich and get laid.

No, no woman has ever needed to eat anything. Okay, go on. I survived something on light and air. No, you can drink all of your food. But anyway, but it is so nice to masticate. Anyhow. Yeah, so I get these sudden messages from this chick and she's like, hey I need help. And I'm like, what happened?

She's like, Maddox is freaking out and he just threw me out of the hotel with all of my stuff and there's a wire sculpture of a scorpion that I need. And I'm like, wait, how are those two things related? How the fuck are those two things related? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Maddox brought this hot black cosplay girl to his suite at Comic Con. I don't know what she looked like. Like, I don't know if she was hot or not. I'm not

a lesbian. So she was aesthetically pleasing, but I thought she looked kind of trashy. I'm still talking. I just need to like remove stuff from my body. Continue. Okay. So he brought a girl to Comic Con and he rented his suite. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and the girl reached out to you saying that he's freaking out and threw her and all of her stuff out of the room. Not the one metal scorpion sculpture that I didn't know was part of the stuff. It was like two disconnected things. Help Maddox just threw everything out of the hotel and all of my stuff. I need to get the wire scorpion sculpture.

I'm like, can you explain? Hold on, what's going on? What happened? Start at the beginning. And she's like, okay. It's hard to get stories out of women, I know. So anyway, she like, what does she do? She then starts at the beginning.

She's like, okay, the arrangement with Maddox was that I was going to be there kind of like helping him out. I meet up with a guy at Comic Con and and we start to kind of hit it off. We're hanging out and Maddox comes into the suite as we're smoking a bowl. Maddox comes into the suite as we're smoking a bowl and and he suddenly out of nowhere, freaks out, throws him out, tries to figure out who he is and then and then has him leave. Like he's super cool when he comes in, like and he just makes an excuse. And the guy heads out. Then he about face that throws her the fuck out with all of her stuff.

After that guy leaves. Right? And then she's shit out of luck because she has no fucking money and no way somehow, somehow she has no friends. All right, you start, wait, wait, wait, wait, you're starting to break up. No fight. You're starting to break up right with us. Yeah, sorry, I was getting my shark shirt.

I was getting my shark shirt. Yeah, but your connection is, your connection is all like, robot-y. I know, my barn dominium is 2,300 square feet. Okay, stop moving connection is- Your connection's all like, robot-y. My barn dominium is 2300 square feet. Okay, stop moving. Stop moving and tell the story. Okay, so Mad- Well, I need to have like a fucking shirt on. Like, hold on.

Turn your camera off then. God damn it! My camera was off! It has been off! This whole time. While I obtained my shark shirt. My goodness, it was just on the other side of the apartment. Okay, so Maddox wigs out.

Exact opposite side. Yeah, okay. Okay, so let me tell you what's going on. Okay, so I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck is where this scorpion is. You know you'd be in jail if not for me. Right now. You'd be in jail right now. No, not if I come buckets.

No, it was I come buckets who came through. I come buckets, yeah. Well, he'll put you right back in. Yeah, I come buckets. Don't fuck with I come buckets. Okay. So Maddox kicks her. I might fuck I come buckets. Anyway, continuing on. Yeah. I'm so, anyway, she's giving me all this crazy story and I'm like,

but still in the back of my mind, I'm like, but what's the scorpion sculpture have to do with this? And she's like, one of the things I got from Comic-Con was a wire scorpion sculpture, and he did not return that. I'm like, OK, so is that all you want? Like, are you safe? And she's like, I figured out a way. Like, he paid all this. And I'm like, OK, I'll talk to Maddox and see about getting that thing to you.

Where is she contacting you with this? With this? This is all Facebook, all Facebook. So she's DMing you on Facebook? Do you still have these messages? Yeah. Can we see what she looks like? I don't, that's on my other Facebook account

that I kind of went like, hey, new one. So that archive I have downloaded I just haven't poked into it yet. Okay. Let me see it. I want to know what she looks like. I don't have it not right now. I'll dive into that. So Maddox invited her out. I'll get that to you within the week. Thank you. Maddox invited her to Comic Con to fuck her right? Yeah, no that's what no. Yes, that was not the arrangement. Well that's what he wanted. So then he comes back home and see who knows I don't think that's what he wanted

I'm telling you If we comes back and sees her man, he sees her canoodling and smoking weed with a guy He gets with a stranger with a stranger He she's smoking with a stranger with a man in the suite with all of his stuff and all of her stuff and he is fucking famous No, he's not famous He is now LOL suit He's famous in the sense of like he is someone

Why do you think that he why do you think Maddox flipped out and kicked the guy out and the girl out? Why do you think? What he told me was this Why do you think not what he girl out. Why do you think? What he told me. No, why do you think? What he told me was this. Why do you think? Not what he told you, why do you think? I think that he saw an unknown person in his space and he wanted to get them out as soon as possible.

Amazing. But he did it, he stretched it over an hour and seemed cool so that he could kind of scope out the situation. And then when that guy was gone and way and Ubered gone and all that then and kind of just was scoping things out. After that, he decided that this is an unsafe situation for her to remain in and for him to be in with her. And so he gathers up all of her stuff, lickety split and has already has her out Uber ready,

and he's just like, you need to go goodbye. She's like, whoa, and gets ejected out of the suite. So he didn't say something like, oh, hey, by the way, I feel uncomfortable, just don't invite any new people in. He said, you're gone, you're gone, you're all gone. No, he didn't even say that. He was just like, here's your stuff, you're gone, goodbye. Yeah, that would be normal.

That was literally it. OK. Yeah, that was literally it. And then what did she say to you during all that? What next? What did she say? So she said that, like, she verified that's what he said. Like, and then the timeline, everything matched up,

but her perception of events was so fucking, like, abroad. Like, she did not have facts. She had all of this, like, loaded. He freaked out. It's like really he freaked out. You mean he like hung out for an hour with you guys. And it was cool. And then and then like you so he did there was a session, he scoped out the guy, the guy was ready to leave, he sent him out. And then he let me you out like, like her perception of everything was so skewed, like, though their stories of what happened matched up,

the flavor of it, like, was like, she was putting so much shit on it, and he told me facts, and both of the facts lined up. Okay, so then what did you do? The stories were the same. What did you do? What did you do to help her? I was like, what is going on with the scorpion sculpture?

What did you do? I didn't factor in any of this shit. And then Maddox snaps me a picture of an enormous wire scorpion sculpture. And it's like, this appeared in the hoax. This is why I threw her out, because what the fuck? And I'm looking at it, and I don't realize the scope of it right it is Enormous a wire scorpion sculpt. I'm looking at that

I'm like I would get the I would get either me the fuck out of there or everyone else I like it. Are you trying to help her? Did you try to? That looks like a fucking idol. Did you try to help her leave? Did you know as soon as I saw that scorpion scorpion thing I blocked her That's not what you said in the in the voicemail you sent me no because no because I Was like three days no sleep and just laughing and truncating events for fun Oh, so I know the voicemail you sent I didn't lie. I forgot because I had no fucking sleep. Like...

You forgot what? Like, I had no fucking sleep and I was delirious during those, that point in time. Like, I kind of was mixing stuff up. Yeah. Ah, so if I play the voicemail, it's gonna be different. Because I had no sleep,

because I'd just been attacked by my fucking husband and I was on hyper-vigilant with my fucking German, like, police pistol, looking around the property, anything like that. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. I'm going to ask this last time. So if I play the voicemail, it's different to what you're saying.

Yeah, you can play it live if you want and I'll, like, correct it. Well, I mean, I don't know, I feel like people have had kind of enough of you today. Yeah, I'm someone to take in small doses as My dancer name was Laura lie for a fucking reason so you're saying you're saying the voicemail you sent me Which is not what you're saying now. You're saying you were lying on the voicemail No, no, no. The thing is, is like, I got that sculpture picture way later. I'm not talking about the sculpture.

I'm not talking about the sculpture. I'm not talking about the sculpture. The reason is like the sculpture ties into stuff. Okay. I think, well, if I just, I'll get a... So anyway, anyway. I'm gonna get, no, no, no, no, no, not anyway. I'm gonna get a, I'm gonna get a yes no no no no not anyway. I'm gonna get a I'm gonna get a

Yes, or other answer from you got it So you're saying that are you saying that the stuff you said in the voice messages are? The lie and the stuff you're saying right now is true. It's yes or other yes Yeah, okay, yes, slash other no no no no you have to okay. That's other then That was true, and then some of it because I was kind of delirious Other. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I mixed up Matt with Maddox because I have a friend named that I call Maddie because he's Matt. And so yeah, and so there are some things that I'm like, wait, Maddie? No, that was fucking Maddox. Or like, wait, Maddox? No, that was fucking Maddie. I see.

Interesting. Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess I'll have to let, I'll play it for people at some further date and I'll have to let them decide. Have them vote, which they think it is. That would be funny. Yeah.

I think everyone knows. Because everything I said was true, but some of it I was kind of reminiscing about someone else. Right, right, right. Well, I'm gonna play it anyway. I'm not gonna play it now because the sound of your voice at this point is like a form of cancer. I know, I'm supposed to be on vocal rest right now, so you're lucky you're getting this. You should be on permanent rest. Like in the ground. Agreed. Thank you. I am.

That's why I get SSDI and I've been getting it for fucking years. Well, I would have loved to hear more about how you- Permanent rest. Permanent retirement. I would have loved to hear more about how you befriended Maddox and some of these insights, but you are incapable of- I did. Totally all that.

You're incapable of answering even the simplest questions. So I think that would be a pointless pursuit. I think you're just a bad interrogator. Because in an interview, you would roll with things. But you're doing an interrogation, and I'm better at those. You're just insufferable to listen to. You're clearly insane.

And you have this idea that everything you think and say is important and valid, and it's just not. So it's extremely difficult to get even basic facts out of you. But I do think you left me a funny voicemail and I will play that and hopefully people will laugh at that. Oh, is she gone? She has to be. Yeah, I figured that out in the same... Well, I guess we'll see. I was going to ask her the war game.

All right, Sean, that was a nightmare. You know what? There are a lot of ways to spend $250. That may have been the worst way possible. I don't even know how to continue after that. What time is it? What time did she call in? Was an hour of that shit?

Something like that. That poor husband. I really wanted to do a guitar talk today. I don't think that's... I've got a few things that I could do. People keep asking for it, but, uh, I mean, I don't know what to do after that. I think that just sucked my will to live. That was worse than the Joker getting raped. That was... That That is the very definition of chaos personified. What a fucking nightmare.

Jesus Christ. I should have just played the voicemail, honestly. I should have let her rot in jail and played the voicemail. Because the voicemail is like truncated, you know. It makes perfect sense that she couldn't come up with $250. This is Okay, Wow Okay, David Friesen, I remember the news story the black guy who could do like echo location They showed him riding his bike down the sidewalk and stuff his bitch mom was also like I'm not gonna help him with anything

I remember that. Yeah, I'm not going to help him with anything. I remember that. I gotcha. So yeah, I remember that. That's a good one. Um, five, Hey Dick, I've dealt with mice when I was living in New York. I sent sending this here to have Sean chime in. Oh yeah.

I got a rat problem here or rat problem. Yeah. I think I got it though. Yeah. Uh, as soon as I saw a mouse, I panicked and bought as many anti-mice traps and deterrents as I could find. I found this YouTube channel called Mousetrap Mondays. He has hundreds of videos on catching mice and rats.

Watching these help desensitize me of mice, help me sleep. It also shows you the gimmick anti-mice products like the ultra sonic repellent, spices and peppermint oil or BS, glue traps or terrap- oh yeah, yeah. They're willing to chew their own skin or limbs to get away. Yeah, the really the most humane ones are the neck breakers. I feel like I'm dead after listening to that. I was unbelievable. That's an energy vampire.

I don't know if I'll ever be the same. I don't know either. Well, it the same. I don't know either. Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. I just I would love to know the word count on that. You have some kind of e-relationship with Maddox. This will be funny, right? And then boy, that, you know, thank God I have that voicemail. We can't listen to it anytime soon, though.

Like this like this year. Yeah, or we could just She could join us on the bonus episodes from here on out. Maybe I mean Why why'd she quit Because you said you're obviously insane and you're insufferable and you should be in the ground. Oh, I don't! I did say you should be in the... Yeah. I mean... She's supposed to be on vocal rest for her, you know, because she's flying out to Broadway to, you know...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They talk about the end of the world in the street. Job... Oh, woman alert. Here we go. Woman alert. What are you supposed to say to that though? That siren is true, we just had woman Chernobyl right there. None of these air raid siren, none of this shit is gonna help.

Christ almighty. How many have ever liked that do you think? Wait do you want to know about fucking mice or something? I don't know, you're saying that like the glue traps are bad and stuff What you do is Okay, I'll tell you, I've done this too But having, knowing a little bit of behavior about mice Rats, and it matters whether they're rats or mice Rats are generally much smarter, much more cautious.

Yeah. More into- My rat picked the traps clean. Yeah, they can- Ate all of them. They- With the peanut butter without triggering them. Yeah.

What you need, the thing, you've got a better chance if you place them perpendicular to the wall. They like, mice love to run. They're not likely to go across the middle of a room. So yeah, if you're- They can't see. They just, they're exposed. They're exposed.

It's a prey instinct, you know? A bird could swoop down and get them. They don't, you know, they're, they love to run right along walls. So yeah, you put it where that thing is gonna, peanut butter is a good one. I've had a lot of success with peanut butter. I nailed the man as a big fucking rat that I got.

Was it really? Inside the house. Oh man. It's a hole in the screen. And then I threw a bunch of poison everywhere. The shit head said, well, you shouldn't throw poison everywhere because the birds are going to eat it.

And then they go in the yard. Like, okay, bro. I mean, the only thing with, you know. I'll throw a fucking net around everything. Yeah, I just, you know. Giant Acme booby trap. I wouldn't put poison around anywhere. There's a just, you know. Giant Acme booby trap. I wouldn't put poison around anywhere there's a dog.

I put it on the roof. I'm not thinking about the birds. Yeah. And they're like, well the birds will eat it and then the dog will eat the birds. My dog doesn't eat birds. We generally know where she's at. Okay, here's the problem. Dogs are down there wolfing birds down five and six at a time. Christ. Oh, man.

That was traumatic. That's two big traumatic things in one week. The Joker getting raped. I feel like a... I feel like I was raped. You know what they... You know, they say that if you have a husky or something, you have to mentally tire them out because like, you're...

You know, if you just physically tire them out, it's like an Olympic athlete, right? It's like, fuck that, they'll run forever, they'll go nuts for it, but it's like, if you get them to solve a problem, I feel like we're huskies and we don't need to fucking get out of a chair for about a week. Uh-huh. That's why I'm just- Uh, it's i-cum-buckets' fault. Who the fuck is i-cum-buckets? He's the guy who freed her.

Yeah. Set her loose, it's all his fault. Okay. Here we go Christ Generation is full of masking women because men aren't men anymore women are constantly in grind Pixies women and it's a bunch of pictures of women fixing shit like yeah pouring gotcha wiper fluid into their oil hammering an electric drill. Falling off of a ladder! Oh my god. This is hilarious. A woman took the tire off and didn't do the jack right so the car fell

and fell down the street. A woman trying to screw the cabinet in. And it's gonna take her down. It's gonna take her down with it. Because if she doesn't do it, no one else is going to. Woman built an Ikea cabinet but didn't put the back brace, the cardboard thing in the back so it all fell apart. Women trying to strap a package onto the very top of a... of a pick-up truck instead of putting it in the bed.

And the last thing she wants is another man wasting her energy and taking more from her. Not every woman has to... Yeah, okay. Got it. Oh my god. You guys are great. That was fucking hilarious. Prison. All of them. Dude, I bet nobody answered a phone call from jail.

They're like, oh my God, finally peace. Isn't that crazy? You get bailed out of jail and you can't even participate in just the basic sort of reciprocation of doing it. Like you clearly have all this funny stuff but you're just like so insane that you don't even understand it. I think that might be the most chaotic person

I've ever interacted with in any way. Yeah, isn't it? It's crazy. I've seen people playing that type on TV or something. Yeah. I've never seen it to that level in real life. She sent me dozens of messages that I obviously have not read or even opened. And it's just like dozens of schizo shit.

I thought it'd be funny. Maybe it's funny because people like hating people, you know? Yeah. You know, maybe. I don't know. When people respond and they really hate somebody, I take that as like a kind of a positive signal sometimes. Yes. But, you know, we'll see.

Oh, you know, we'll see what the jury comes back with. Yeah, it shakes out. I think I have an idea. Okay, what else do I have here? Oh, we'll do I have here? Oh, we'll do, yeah, okay, advice in that fat watch, advice. My classmate was accused of rape and is being shunned by my school.

I am in my college's marching band, which happens to be a hotspot for liberal people who usually identify as trans or non-binary or whatever. He's got a lot of trans people in his band. I low key try to stay away from these people, but I'm fairly well acquainted with everyone in the band. One guy in the band named Dion was in a relationship with a woman.

I know that she's lying too, cause she said Maddox sent her pictures of his dick. Have I sent you the audio? No. The audio of what? Any of their... Her actual voicemail. No.

She goes into incredible detail. It's very funny, but it's the opposite of that. Got it. I should have... Mad Cucks was right. He had her banned from the... He was right. I should have trusted him. Got it. One guy in the band named Dion was in a relationship with a woman who named herself Finn during her non-binary phase in high school. She talks about it a lot, I bet. Can talk about it more than that. After a week

after they had sex and Finn supposedly lost her virginity, they broke up with each other and I heard Dion saying that she was crazy. It's best not to say that. About two weeks after they broke up, Finn has been telling all of her friends to post screenshots of a text conversation where she basically gaslights Dion. Dion is the man. Into thinking he raped her. Is Dion trans? I think Dion is just a cis normal male.

Okay, alright. He just mentioned trans and stuff and then he... Yeah. Well, she's non-binary. So it's just like a woman who's more annoying. Dion thinking he raped her, just because he didn't ask for Finn's consent right before insertion, after both of their clothes were off and he already ate her pussy.

Wow, he really wanted to get laid. The girl's story is that when he put it in, she said that it hurt and he didn't pull out and just said that's meant to happen. This name's Dion. I mean. Well, Dion with an I. So, she said that she told him to stop after that,

but Dion says she's lying. Yeah, she's 100% lying. Honestly, this seems crazy to me. And I kind of feel bad for Dion because everyone is telling him to kill himself and go to hell on their Instagram stories and calling him a rapist. I never even liked the guy that much,

but he obviously didn't rape this girl. And the screenshot Dion says, sorry for his actions, which I think was his biggest mistake. Yeah. Because he's, well- Because he's, he looks like an admission that like something could, you know, it's like, well, it's open to interpretation. Yeah. I mean, you know. I suppose he thought that they would forgive him, but they didn't.

Well, she or I see, are you using the pronouns for they or she? Whatever. Now they share this apology with each other as an admission of guilt instead of an apology for basically being rude to a girl he had sex with. Let me see, he sent me the screenshot too. So this is what's happening in kids lives these days. College, you know. Oh, this is college? I think he said college marching band.

Okay. This is what they're sharing all around. Uh huh. And here it is. You can't really see. Because when I put it in, she didn't say anything, so I thought she was okay with it. I didn't make her either. Oh, and she blocked out her own shit? So you didn't ask her if she wanted you to put it in? You just did it? What? Yeah, that's pretty much

how all sex works. Yeah, like, no, but she saw I was about to and didn't say anything. And when I did, she didn't mention anything either she just told me it hurt well yeah man that that's probably the first time for everyone on the face of the earth um but don't put it in writing don't ever put anything you're doing in writing i don't think she said anything i just remember her saying it hurt okay Dion all these explanations still means you did it you did all this no matter what you're a dangerous person because Dion you mean your dick was right over her pussy and she didn't say anything and you stuck your dick in and she didn't say anything you're a

dangerous person what if your dick is in that would right above every other woman's pussy on earth and they don't say anything and you stick it in and they don't say anything Imagine that Dion Yes, you're right. I don't deny it. I did it. I did it at the time I didn't I didn't at the time think it was wrong, but I still did it What's not wrong buddy, and I'm sorry because I should have realized it wasn't okay. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I stopped talking to these girls Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stop talking to these girls! Stop!

So this bitch posted this on her Instagram? Look at this, this is like a put it on Instagram text that you put. Bro, it's- Isn't this crazy? It's fucking, it's so brutal to be in this age. Yuck, yuck, this bitch writes, for anyone who still believes the lies he's telling other people, repost! Exclamation point, this could make someone fucking kill themselves. Yeah, God and then the Joker gets raped and it's

Anything goes hmm Wow, that sucks man Yeah, don't put shit in writing assume assume everyone's gonna fuck you don't ever put it in writing. Never never never never. Okay. I can still hear her voice. I think I need to be in jail to have some peace and quiet and think about it. Can I give her husband like 300 bucks to go kick the shit out of her? Oh my god. That was fucking... That was brutal.

That was wild. It's such an interesting insight into a really properly insane person. I mean just... So the stuff you said before was a lie? I got confused with another guy! Oh my god. It's just sheer chaos.

Okay. Okay. Okay, amazing. Oh yeah, we can do some fat watch. Hmm. Fat watch today in fat news. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Um.

Saturn Media says, hey, check this out. All right. What? Um... B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- These fucking clips. This is, uh, Oh, a fat woman getting tased. I hear some tasers. I hear tasers. This is swing-on. This cop swinging. I don't know if this is a fat watch, really. Oh, there's a fat lady right there. There's, they're all...

Push the one chick over and then she can charge it in. Alright, that's not it that was. It's like a black watch. I like the sound of the taser. Yeah. You know when I hear it I'm like, ooh, somebody's getting wrecked. Yeah. Alright. Something fun is happening. EB Productions, hey, Mr. Richard. Here's a fat lady trying to do an Ariel's class and it goes as well as you'd expect.

Okay, let's see. Ariel's? You're probably wondering- Oh no. Oh no. You're probably wondering how I got here, alright? You're probably wondering how I got here. HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh my god, that was actually- I'm- That's not what I thought would break I'm actually impressed that she like hung on to the ring and like how the presence that actually like Well, cuz she's got 300 pounds that are gonna go careening down to the fucking comet. I That probably surprised her. I'm surprised. She kind of had the hand strength to hang on to that like baby hands to have the hand strength to hang on to that. Like baby hand strength. I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, it's a woman who's rocking about,

probably a tungsten and a half. She's standing on these chairs that these lawn chairs they make as if joke. Like to peepee in your Coke. I don't know what. These chairs that they just see like one photon from the sun and then the entire structure is destroyed. For some reason they gave this chair to this woman

to help her climb up instead of like... Talking about the Joker. Instead of a stone block. You're probably wondering how I got here. No. Hi, I'm Kimmy. I'm a fat aerialist that takes classes wherever I travel. I had a wonderful experience with aerial dance.

They got her another chair. The instructor was so accommodating and positive. I'm not able to- They're going to burn through chairs at this rate. Why would she go right in the middle? Look at this, look at her hop. It's Columbia. Watch, watch.

The instructor was so accommodating. So they gave her another of the same chairs. Hopefully to see it again. Yeah. They're going to have to, like all the rings that she uses are all going to be shaped like an egg afterwards. So it's just sitting like this. Yeah.

It's a straight line. What happened to this circle? And positive. I'm not able to climb up to a hoop. I need to be able to get in with my legs. We couldn't lower the equipment anymore, so we used a chair. Studio was so gracious.

I needed a lot of accommodations. And I also arrived late because nobody told me how bad the traffic was. Cause I was eating. So this bitch's thing is she goes to like aerial studios and makes them wheel out chairs and ladders. I guess. So they can shove her into a. Well, them wheel out chairs and ladders. She reviews them, I guess. So they can shove her into a...

Well, that's why they weren't prepared. That's the chair, clearly. Most people aren't using chairs, I guess, to get up there, so. And then she sits in a hula hoop and spins around and pretends to be a mermaid. She should... I mean, she's in certain third-worldy countries.

I don't know if the building codes are up. Like, I mean, she's in certain kind of third-worldy countries. I don't know if the building codes are up. Like, I mean, that could seriously come right out of the ceiling, potentially. I mean, it could happen here. Yeah. I was in Bogota. Teacher was so wonderful. He didn't speak any English, and my Spanish is pretty poor, but we made it work. I love this class because he really pushed me to try some new things I'd never done before.

This was a mixed studio where there were children and a diet so He just points at the vending machine we communicated just fine Anything that's ever happened to me in a studio, but I broke a chair. This is also not the first time I broke a chair Yeah, I know sure but I broke a chair. This is also not the first time I broke a chair. Yeah, no shit. But I told them that as well. Is that the last one? Do you mean heart? No, no, no, no.

It's not the first time I broke a chair. Yeah, but it's not your chair. Like, it's not the first time I broke a chair. You broke the chair. Yeah. I mean... Look at the size of this chick, man! They could have maybe seen this one coming, but, you know... I mean this chick. I've maybe seen this one coming, but you know

I know they could have seen this one. Couldn't not. Need a bigger hoop. They got her the XXL hoop. Look at the size of this fucking girl, man. Her ass sticking out like a question mark. They got that question mark ass. Anytime I say, you know. It was really embarrassing for me. They did not make me feel embarrassed at all and were worried a lot about my welfare. This is the-

Yeah, yes, yes. We're very worried about your welfare because you shouldn't be doing this. You know, yeah, I mean. You shouldn't be doing this. I think she's gone into it with her eyes open though. I guess I'll give her that, you know. She wants it, she's trying, she's moving.

She's moving. She's moving. Does that look like moving to you? It looks like laying down. I cannot. In give her that. She's moving. But she did have to hang on to it. Despite my embarrassment and the language barrier, this was one of the greatest classes I've taken. I had so much fun. I also had to leave early. I was really a mess. But the studio and the teacher and the students were just so kind and accommodating. If you're in Bogota, I recommend checking them out.

They're tagged below. Don't let your body size stop you from anything. Aerials for all bodies. No. Okay, well. Stop. You're grounded. Let it stop you from eating.

You've been permanently grounded. Call the FAA. There's a blimp at this aerial studio. I don't think it's licensed to be here. Okay. Oh my God, I think I need a nap. I need a nap, yeah. It was just like...

Tesla, he's not allowed to wear a good Tesla. It really annoys me because there's this... I know how women think and talk and I can tell where they start lying. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Uh, alright. Yeah! Oh yeah, a bunch of people sent me this one.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, again? How do people send me this fucking thing? Awkward Zebra? You both sent me this shit? Yeah. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Uhh... Again? How do people send me this fucking thing? Awkward Zebra? You both sent me this shit? Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Yeah, I guess so. Alright, everybody. They really love this fucking fat lady climbing around on the thing. Okay, everybody.

That's the Dick Show. It's Ben. patreon.com slash... Dick Show. We gotta get her back in jail. Okay, buddy. That's a dick show. It's been patreon.com Dick show we got to get her back in jail. Oh She'll take care of that don't worry send your husband over it's a you know, it's it's With people like that and it's not if it's when yeah, you know, it's

Jesus Christ Do we do we dare ask to talk to the husband? I think this is maybe just a case we just want to... We want to pull the door closed slowly and quietly and slowly just back out of the house. Have you ever talked to someone that insane? No. Presenting Nick. Me either. No, no, not to that level. Man, oh man, what's chat think?

Oh, I'm sure they universally hate it. Well, the voicemail is funny. It's funny. Yeah. Oh, we should hear that. I mean, not today. Not today. Yeah.

The rape thing is funny. Maddox is telling her, I'm worried about 80s girl getting date raped. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. She doesn't know why it's funny. Right. That's the really crazy part.

Yeah. She really doesn't know. She didn't even sum up like the quote, the whole quote on the show correctly. Ah, oh man. Women. Oh, that's the new quote. correctly. Yeah. Oh man. Women. Ugh. That's the new qu- I'm not even doing the can't live with them anymore. I'm just going, ugh. Guys. Yeah. Call your mom, you know?

Unless she's like that, she's like that killer. Save yourself. Hey, Dick. So I'm in law school. I just started and I'm in my first semester and I'm in contract today. I'm sitting next to this woman who gets cold called and our case has to do with this person Making radio sets for the navy in the 70s and the professor is like why would the navy Need radio sets In the 70s and she had no idea about the vietnam war it took like five minutes eventually. I just like I just kept on whispering vietnam say Vietnam Vietnam. So she said Vietnam

she didn't know what fucking Vietnam one ah and then later today I I played the war game with another woman in law school. She did right. She got them all right Decade so, you know, it's not that great But then I did see but Jar test with hey guys if you're doing this test with the women with women you should fuck someone. That's the That's them. I'm giving you this these tools well, let's see what happened after the see what happened after the jar charge up right and then tilt it over and draw the water line and I said, all right draw the water line yeah and she kept on demanding like clarification I said draw the water line draw the water line.

Well what do you mean? Eventually she drew it like a woman and the water was crawling up the side of the jar. How do they do that? How does gravity work? And she started screaming at me about how I put I thought it was originally So Yeah lawyers are Spilled women are fucking retarded. Yeah, the men are give me proof

Make money and tell you be elite. All right. Love you. Bye Yeah, I give it to a little boy, you know, I gave it to my nephew. Wow, you go. Hey draw this. Yeah. Oh, yeah Everybody else they draw this well Can I see through the container? How would I even know, you know, how about everywhere? What if it's coming out the top? Oh god, I mean is it sloshing? Yeah Hey gentlemen been listening to show I'm also switch color rage for you though impersonation scammers They present real person to have the share of you. Yeah, I can go fuck yourself. That's a thick accent, man Yeah, cool. The phone was also kind of woofy sounding. Yeah impersonation scammers. Yeah. Hey, I'm you

Can I have our password? Yeah? Yeah Okay, okay Hey, hey Sean, it's your old pal VP I figured out why wives and girlfriends are so obsessed with helping you do shit like oh, you know How come you never asked for my help? How come you never asked for my help? It'd be so much easier if I did it with you. It's because every single fucking task they do, whether it's disarming a nuclear warhead or tying their shoes is the hardest thing they've ever done. Whatever they're doing at the moment, hardest fucking task.

Yeah. Case in point, my wife was obsessed with trying to get me to help me back up the trailer. And all she did was flail her arms. I did it all by myself. I looked at the camera, I fucking unhooked, or hooked it up all by myself. All she did was flail her arms, like she was trying to give me hands-

Like a muppet. And then handed me shit that was already within reach. So basically it's like giving her the plastic keys or steering wheel for like a popper or something. Like, oh, you're looking good, guys. Anyhow. Maggie's sexy there. plastic keys or steering wheel for like anyhow Maggie you might be on to something I'm gonna put my shoes on do you need help with that like why do you think that we need help with that the you help with doing the dishes I'm not doing them so I don't know why you'd ask. Okay. What's up guys? Yeah. Currently on the

original Biggest Problem episode 100. Wow. Two episodes away from my best faithful day when when Dick couldn't make it. Yeah. I gotta say it's been kind of funny listening to Dick and this Armenian idiot talk. It's funny how big of Sean, both of you guys, you guys both spoke phonetics but he's too stupid to understand it. Yeah. He brings in these ridiculous problems. I'm gonna miss this. I'm gonna miss it when it's over. Yeah. It's pretty funny. It was a good run. It was a good show. We got no magic. For a time. It was a good show. For a time. It was a good show. There's that. Dick, go fuck yourself. Sean. Smooches.

You talk to him all the time during the lawsuit? Anything there? Yeah! So anyway, I was working at Tesla and I was like, oh my god. Dude. What the fucking bedrock? On a hill in fucking Orange County overlooking the- What are you talking about? what are we talking? It's

Do you remember what was it? Was it there's something about Mary when he? Talks about you know eight minute abs or something and then like seven minute. It's it's Harlan Harlan Williams I think right like yeah, yeah, yeah, and they said well I guess that's you know tell somebody tell somebody in Vince Six Minute Out, and he just like starts melting down. He's like, you know, like, and he starts, like these nonsensical rhymes, like, that's,

it's like, that's what I felt like was going on. Am I the only one who thinks people who have like expensive cars, I keep crawling in this car shit. Like my coworkers have these like, a lot of them just drive Mercedes Benz's and BMW's. Yeah. And it's like, they don't, they're like nurses and fucking custodians and shit. Lease them. And they drive like Mercedes S-classes and shit.

Like I don't fucking get it. You lease? I don't know. You can lease things pretty cheap. People spending out of their means for their car because it just looks cool or some shit. Like I don't fucking get it Means for their car because it just looks cool or some shit. Yeah, I think I'm just going crazy here actually well Where's he from to I mean it don't use this one People do that shit in California for sure I mean, but yeah There's some funny videos of guys locking down like 200 months leases for like a BMW

Yeah, yeah, you know a 50 year lease right? I for like a BMW. Yeah, yeah. You know, a 50 year lease. Right. Uh, I don't know if they're real or not. They're probably real. Why wouldn't they be? Why would someone not take that? I mean, you know? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I know that you can, they're pretty flexible on that shit.

Oh, hey, Dick and Beto. It's your old pal, Seth J. Rad. On show. I also don't know if I made too much sense in my long hoxy-ccodone cloud of a voicemail dick, but I'm also the guy nearly yanked off his arm via a motocross e-bike thing. Whoa. Vito, you're goddamn piglet.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why'd you call this fucking number? Because he's oxy-cotton fucking haze. He just said. Okay. Fucking. The one thing I find very irritating about you is that you talk about things with confidence

that you clearly know nothing about. Politics, nutrition, you all think they create protein every fucking day because you need that extra 10% until exhaustion? No, you read Wikipedia and you don't take good advice. Protein, protein, protein, protein. Okay, okay, protein. OK, OK, OK. I was listening to your rant about how the cat girl should be able to get 250 bucks. And I was thinking about all the people who are online lying about the tornado that went through North Carolina and North Carolina.

Yeah, like a guy was, you know, charging 10 bucks a gallon for gas and you know, his shit's getting fucked up too because he's a little cash. And everyone's like jumping down, like jumping on this and they're all lying too. They're like, well, he's killing people. He's killing people.

Oh yeah, did you see that? This guy was charging 10 bucks a gallon for gas in the hurricane. Yeah. Which is like smart. I mean, people price gouge. Like it's just one of those things. But it's also good because if you weren't price gouging,

the first person would go like, I'll have all your gas. So you make it a hundred bucks a gallon, and they're like, oh, I'll have one gallon of gas. Like everybody here needs. And everybody knows that like this thing is, like, you know, we have like weather warnings and stuff like that. I mean, it's like, dude, we know, we know when there are a long way out.

I mean, there are. Yeah, I'm not saying you can make all preparations, but you got time to do some things and stuff to where you don't put yourself in certain positions that could have with a little more foresight, could have been avoided. I mean, you know, dress differently if you didn't want to get hit by the hurricane. The price gouging thing is... I mean, I think it's just racist, honestly, because there's an Indian guy doing an Indian family.

Oh, really? Price gouging is a really effective way to limit people from just wasting resources. You know, you're in a hurricane, I only have a hundred gallons of gas here, so I'm gonna triple the price. I mean, if you didn't, whoever needs it needs it. Yeah, I get why it happens. Yeah, if you need it, you need it. Make it a hundred bucks, all right.

All right, the guy who spent a hundred bucks is done, now make it 50 bucks. Like the person who needs it most is probably somebody running a fucking hospital or something, I don't know. All right, so this is just gibberish we're ending good ending oh dicky boy, I just had another thought before I Smoke a huge fucking bong in my robot car and keep driving on this road

I got a bit of a plan man. I'll tell you about it if you want to know but cool cool Vito I'm gonna be the only real person that ever tells you this What's up? My people rely on you people love you. I know you're fucking anxious. You've probably got anxiety or depression or both Yeah, I used to be called the wrong show Who was like Maddox and dick converted me into a Mastoson and it took severe grief to make me honest with myself. Get into a K-hole or something buddy. Get it, yeah, do it, do it, mate, just fucking try.

You'll love it, I promise. Kisses, for shorty. Mwah! You wanna go into a K-hole, Sean? No. No, me either. I fucking hate K-holes. All right, everybody. Sorry about that.

Okay, yeah, see ya. Never will a woman call in again. I won't bail her out next time. Let her rot. The lack of funds, $250 just makes, it makes perfect sense. It was, if it had been a ten dollar bail And she couldn't swing it I'd have gone y'all made the right choice

Fucking wow she's on meth I I would bet that's it that is well shit that is as tweaker shit There's a lot there and Yeah That's tweekish shit. There's a lot there. Yeah. I got nothing else to say. See ya! Okay, bye everybody. Thank you.