The Dick Show - Episode 482 - Dick on Sean's Animal Corner: The Game

Episode Date: October 26, 2025

A man dressed like an SS officer walks into a bar, going to a meth pumpkin patch, food stamps are canceled, cigarette diarrhea, a man creates an app, H1B job listings, freeway signs that are not in Hindi, an Amazon driver is upset with me, having to use dog shampoo, and the Sean's Animal Corner Game; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

No, I bet you it's even worse when it comes back. Okay, well, it's doing something. Come on, man. Can't I just use... Can't I use stuff like a normal human? Like, can't I use the normal stuff? It's the only show where the only consistency in the setup is the lack of working. Come on, bro.

Can I just use stuff like everybody else? Can I use everybody else's things? I wish I had a thing that I could stop. You fucking ass. assholes from using some kind of like a new type of water no fuck you it's my water you can't use it

it's fucking better bomb ass water better than water in every way your water is fucking defective water's crashing every 10 seconds can't get it started your water's spilling all over yourself every time you try to take a drink not my water

my water's dope says live I'm gonna start screaming the NWR Start screaming the end. I'm doing it today. I'm gonna Get my bank account

Band today And when you wake up And nothing fucking works You'll find your scream in the end hollering the N, shouting the N, saying the N, word at the top of your lungs. Nothing fucking works. Bro, nothing fucking works. I'm screaming the end.

I want to relax and blow off some steam that it doesn't have to do with racism, but it kind of does. I want to scream the N word. Come on, bro. I don't know what to do. It's just not working. You didn't like take the cartridge out and blow on it or anything? I'm gonna take rumble out and blow on it. That's what I'm gonna fucking do.

And this computer fucking sucks. It won't even fucking type shit anymore. Look at this. The whole fucking thing is fucked. I'm getting all new shit. That's it. All new shit. I'm getting all new shit.

I'm getting all new fucking shit. Fuck this. Get out of here, Johnny Rico. Ah. Goblah. Gabla, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's not fucking working. There's no words on it.

There's no words. There's no... Is it streaming here? Is it streaming here? Maybe I'll just stream it on here. and I'll fucking upload it later. Is it streaming anything here? Can anybody hear me?

This shit ain't working either. Man, oh man. What a day for a daydream. What a fucking horrible day. That's not so Diwali, is it? I'm fucking restarting. Fuck this. You know what? I'm just powering it off.

It's like strangling someone. Man, man, man, man. 50% chance of this. This doesn't even turn on. Ass rock. Yeah. Ass rock. Throw this fucking thing in the garbage.

Fucking windows, man. I don't understand how it becomes slower. Yeah, all the guys hurrying it along. The guy has thrown cow shit at each other. I saw a new Indian wrestling style, too. Oh, yeah. There's two guys in tidy-whitties, and they try to wrestle each other down

and shove mud in each other's asses. Each other's asses? Yeah, it's like Uno Reverse. They're trying to put this shit back in. You look like you pooped in your pants. No, you pooped in your pants, sir. Well, they're both covered in shit, and then they just are, like, wrestling in it.

Sure. And then they pull each of it, and they're like, ah. And it's like, why? are you trying to stuff shit like you didn't need to do that to everyone in the whole fucking place da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da that's a good that's a good this time yeah start streaming do it correctly Don't restore shit. I don't want anything from my past attempt. God damn it Get out of here, you bitch. You fucking bitch. I don't want to see you ever

fucking dumb bitch. Get the fuck out of here. The fuck. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking bitch. Now I'm gonna give it to the count of 11,000 and it better work. This better work Come on, man Dude, is it just Like fucking Fritzed out today or what Oh

I mean this ain't working That's not Just ain't working I'm gonna have to just pick one I guess My stream lab shit ain't working Six million ways to stream Choose one Yeah, all right

I'm just gonna Fuck this Fuck Fuck Fuck this They got the best of us today Yeah I gotta go on a rumble Ooh

Direct Right But not one goddamn thing worked Stream Labs You cock suckers I'm thinking about it. Yeah, okay. Now I'll reopen it. How would you like to die?

How would you like to die? you like to fucking kiss my ass rumble fucking jerk instantly of course fucking instantly how would you like to die

put all that inward stuff that I was singing at the beginning so people know how frustrated I am yes we'll edit that in post I knew it was gonna be a bad day today I just knew it

you know I knew it too You knew, too? I knew too. What gave you the first impression that it was going to be a bad day today? All the business emails I woke up to this morning. Ooh, business on a Saturday? Fuck you! Shomer Shabbas, motherfucker!

I know, sure shit, don't read emails. I sure shit don't fucking read emails. Well, when you work in Hollywood, you actually have to have the Shabbis app on your phone and your computer. Oh, yeah? When you touch it, the screen doesn't light back. Everything stays lit. Everything stays lit. It's like e-ink.

Right. so that you're not interfering with electricity. Man, the fucking kosher light switch. That's what you need. I have that, yeah. You have that, kosher light switch? I even have my keys sewn into my shorts right now. They have the kosher light switch and the string,

the fishing line that goes around New York. You know, Mamdami's going to cut that thing down. So all the Jews are trapped inside their apartments. That's going to be a... He's going to go up on a jet pack. He's going to... He's going to go like... Where's the song?

Let me find the song. song. The second he gets elected, he's going to go, Om Dami's going to go. Oh, and he's going to start floating up, like Baron Hocannon or Arcanon, and just start, all his

guys are going to be flying little tiny miniature 747s into the fishing line that wraps New York so Jewish people can go outside. And they're going to go, no, they're going to run inside. And then if they don't make it inside, when the fishing line gets stopped,

they evaporate. Like, I can't say vampires, but... The hologram disappears, yeah. Ha! You know? The hologram fucking deconstructs of them, like, Tron. They're, like, re-digitized in the real world. And in Israel, people are, like, popping out of the Matrix. Like, oh, they're taking their helmets off.

Like, ah, no, they got me. Mammie got me. He cut the fishing line. Sir! Sir! He cut the fishing line. It's all just remote viewing. Our fucking avatars are getting...

fucking shanked and disintegrated in New York because Mamdami cut the finish line and he's like his eyes are going back in his head like red like communists like little sickles and hammers like oh he's floating around sniff sip sip sip sip sip

cutting the fishing line that's what's going to happen can you are you excited for that it's going to be interesting traffic's going to be great on Saturdays God my fucking head is killing me I smoked one cigarette last night I went out with Keon

I had one fucking cigarette and I immediately got diarrhea cool it was cool and this bar was full of young people like hot young people and they all have communal sinks now which is just I need two doors

if I'm taking a shit this one mill this this gen Z this Gen Z one door shit takes it's just I don't these kids and they're one door shits Johnny these kids and they're one door shit

taking is it working? I know it's not working anywhere else because fucking stream labs is broken today because of DeWali that's why nothing fucking works because of Duwale the internet Amazon goes down oh and what else is happening

Duwali everybody's fucked up trying to shove cow shit up each other's ass all of India is fucked up and celebrating and what doesn't work everything wow and what do you know nothing fucking works

Diwali's on nothing fucking works streamlapse doesn't work Amazon doesn't work the fucking side the fucking numbers on my house fell off because of fucking DeWale I woke up today after my one cigarette diarrhea

at Walt's fucking pinball bar with these God, these goddamn zoomers First of all, these bitches that they have there are hot again. I don't know what happened. All the bitches got hot again. Well, you're allowed to be racist

and homophobic. You're allowed to be racist and homophobic. Nature's healing, man. Well, the way I want the last 20 years of my fucking life back. I had to live in hell. You guys get to say whatever you want, dressing like Nazis going out on Halloween, saying F this, S this. Suck my Zs.

I lived, I fucking. and lived in hell. For 20 years, I couldn't say what I wanted to say, and you guys get to do whatever you want. And you're rewarded for it now. I had nothing but fat bitches. For 20 years, fat, just fat, fat, fat, fat, look at this, fat. New technology used to hide the fat. Waywatchers 3 on Wednesday. Weight Watchers 3, the great, search for the great pumpkin on Wednesday. Patreon.com slash the dick show. It's going to be fantastic. Fantastic, yeah.

It's going to be fat-illis. Fat-tastic. Flan-tastic. Flan-tastic. I had to deal. I got nothing but fat. 20 years. Fatness, speech policing.

You guys get everything. Anything you want. You have skinny. Girl's so skinny. I don't even know. I don't even know if that's a size. Two dogs are running around in the bar with no leash. And I'm like, guys, can you please excuse me?

Why do all of you? Why is somebody's setting the record for most pinballs or something at the end of the bar? right next to the toilet and there's about it's like one of these old refurbished like a refurbished carpet store or some shit I think it's actually a plumbing

business it might be because they have plumbers trucks out back I don't know if these are like pop up eatery noodle factory plumbing trucks or if they're actually doing plumbing

I think they're doing plumbing so it's like got one it's like you can tell that drafting was that smell of like someone was drafting something in here. There were guys, white guys with crew cuts. That's the one where it's like high and tight, right?

I believe so, yeah. Crew cut. There's white guys with crew cuts with their shirts tucked in all day, wearing undershirts, doing drafting. There's a smell of architecture is in here. But that's not going to last for long because I have a, this is the first cigarette I've had in about a year, and I am having some major cigarettes are nature's laxative.

Did you know that? I always forget, and then someone will pass me a split and game over, yeah. Oh, I got to go. Oh, I got to go. It's been nice, it's been nice seeing you, Kian, I got to go. Wop, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, walking like a penguin. Can you kids find another pinball machine to gather around? Because I have to go in that bathroom, and I can already see that there's a crack about six inches high on the singular door.

I opened it and I'm like, why is, where's the bathroom? Why is there only, why is there just a toilet? First of all, it's obviously the girls' bathroom now. Maybe the toilet was written in cursive, so I was supposed to know that, but this is clearly the girls or, you know, girls with a penis bathroom. I guarantee the other one has a urinal, whatever, fuck them. And there's no sink in here. Stupendous. stupendous

you just had to have that cigarette though didn't you what's worse is when someone's like hey i got watermelon cigarettes you're like watermelon cigarettes no way you smoke you mean mentols no water like fruit flavored cigarettes actual fruit flavor out of the country i hate those fucking those ones where you gotta crack them no no they're come pre watermelon pre watermelon and they're great yes they're pre watermelon and they're fantastic but that's the

The problem is they go, try one of these. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. And then you get baited into trying a cigarette. And it's like, man, that was a great smoke. But also, like, I got to fucking run. Man, and this was a bad one. I started going. I'm like, oh, man.

It's fucking kids. This is disgusting. You're ruining their bar. You shouldn't even be here. You got to go. You got to go. And then I saw the bill. Like, what the hell?

No wonder you guys aren't drinking. It's fucking $20 for two beers? Are you on crack? Are you raising the prices Because these guys aren't getting wasted? What the hell? Oh, back in my day And then I woke up this morning

I had no soap So I had to use the dog shampoo Ooh You didn't even have some Dr. Brunters kicking around or anything No, all I had That's all exhausted All I had was like

I have my soap dish You know Right And I dropped it the first day that I got it Ten years ago And I said well I'm not buying another fucking soap dish So I've kind of had it I have my broken soap dish

In the shower which I hate Which I despise but I don't want to buy a new one Because I'm sure that I'll just break that immediately too So it's going to arrive broken Yeah So I'm debating between like Scraping the scum The soap off of it

I went to my I'm like Oh no I got nothing All this shit is empty well I guess it's the dog shampoo then I'll just hope that nobody notices that's I don't want to I don't want to make it weird for my wife

like why do you feel like I'm having sex with the dog you know and this is occurring to me I'm like well I got it's either use the dog shampoo because I got because there's no fucking soap in here there's none left

I know there's none left because I messed this up last time Make sure to remember they get the soap So I go upstairs to my wife Because you smell weird It's the fucking dog I use dog shampoo And she goes no I meant like cigarettes

And I said ah you fucking bitch Well there was cigarettes You should have been more specific Yeah you snitched on yourself Why did you use dog shampoo Because there's no fucking soap She goes oh yeah It's all in the upstairs

She's here look Fucking Santa Claus Baw so Why don't you put any of it in the So there was all the soap on the table upstairs And then she's like, you got to see this Check this out She's like, well, you were gone last night

The Amazon guy dropped off some batteries And he threw a fit Because we don't have any numbers on our house right now Because they redid the front siding in the house, right? That's right I've been meaning to do it for 10 years But every time I start to do it, somebody starts fucking with me So it's been 10 years

and they did it I mean they did a terrible job you can like see see the wood and all the cracks and stuff and then they put the mailbox

back the mailbox used to be at a normal level right but now the mailbox is like at prime cereal level like above your eyes

above your high level I noticed that when I was walking in why did you guys put why did you put the fucking mailbox up above our heads to you god damn I know it's Duwali and all

But Mexicans Unless you're You're not Indian, are you? Fucking Morocco Are you celebrating Duwali on me Morocco? You got Morocco mole over there Oliviero

Are you celebrating duali on me, motherfucker? Because it seems like it with the way you're putting my mailbox back in the front of my house I thought everything was going great I did go I think the mailbox is too fucking high On account of I never seen a goddamn mailbox That's seven feet off the ground

Where are the numbers in my house? I have to reach to get into it It's childproof mailbox That's a neighbor proof mailbox too Holy shit Why do you guys need someone to To do every little step Out here

Dude I'm telling you No one knows how to do fucking anything. They don't know how to do insane. It's insane. Anything. You cannot ask someone, hey, go do this thing over here without, like, showing them how to do it five times first. And then doing it, and then undoing it and saying, you do it.

Put the mailbox on. Take 100 Mexicans and say, put the mailbox, pin the tail on the donkey, pin the mailbox in my house. It will be 100 different places. I was just going to say, man, it'll be 100 different... Have you seen all those videos of people trying to walk down the sidewalk in Mexico? Oh, no.

Have you, well, have you seen Mexican sidewalks? They're a disaster. They're absolutely... Everything in Mexico is a fucking disaster. That was the very first episode of this show. I said, you bring, you're bringing Mexico into this country. Everything in Mexico looks like shit. Yeah. The urinal has

two cock lengths between your dick and the trough that you're supposed to be pissing in. It's made out of a grout and tile. And how the fuck are these three foot tall, fat little monsters supposed to get up and clean that shit? But yeah, it's like, down the street there's no standard any oh yeah because the street will be the correct slope

but then the sidewalk will just be like the mexicans aren't it will be like a three you'll be walking along just finding like a three foot drop off yeah and then just like the like a two foot drive just like stairs in the middle of the street and shit it's like a fucking Mario level they took they put a drain they put a uh uh cement's like uh just a little like cement landing yeah three by three on the side of my house to drain to you know less mud and to put the drain through and I swear to fucking God I swear to God you gotta come see it

after the show this you know the rain gutter you know rain gutters everybody knows of rain gutters they get in the you know clunk clunk clunk of the water goods in your house they go in the little slanted things and they go in another metal tube and go down down the water spout and then it's kind of a curve and it goes out into

into the yard right something in our psyches we've seen this thing so they put the fucking pipe in the cement and then they took the rain gutter because it's about it's about, you know, eight inches over. They grabbed it, unscrewed it from the house, and just jerked it over, and stuck it in. So now my rain gutter goes at a three-degree angle from the top of the house, crooked, into the cement thing that they put down.

I'm like, what the fuck is this? Oliver, what the fuck is this? Have you ever seen this shit, not accounting your house, not counting your house, and a white person house? Have you ever seen shit like this? I can't raise my son with this shit I can't raise my son in this fucking kind of condition Oliver get your fucking ass back here

and get a joint I said what is this? He goes Maybe we could get a joint What do you mean fucking maybe? You better Get your ass And where are the numbers on my house Well the mailboxes I saw that now where are you going to put the numbers

You guys ran out of room Because you put the mailbox so high Now you're going to put the numbers on the fucking roof. I'm like, where are the numbers? And he goes, well, see, the numbers. He goes, see, we had to break all the screws that hold the number in when we took your siding off. Like, well, go get some more fucking screws. Un-fucking real. But sadly, all too real. So I said, well, no big deal. When do I need numbers for my house? Cut two. Me getting home from having my cigarette diarrhea. My wife goes, you're never going to believe this. Look at this shit.

I have to I shower. Look at this shit. There's a Amazon UPS, Amazon driver, black guy, melting down in our front yard because there's no, for like five minutes shouting at the cameras. Hey, you guys can't afford cameras. You can't afford no numbers for your house? Damn. I don't know. I'm not supposed to even

a piece of paper. He's like having his own one-man show of where the fuck are the numbers in the house? Over batteries. It's not like he's dropping off a PS5 or something or toxic chemicals or anything. Over double A batteries. A pack of double fucking A batteries that I'm sure I have tons of, but I can't find any of them.

Presenting DIC. Let me find this idiot. Digg, Digg, Digg, DIC, DIC, DIC, DIC, DEC, DEC, DEC, D. Yeah! Welcome to DIC. You want to DIC, you need a dick, you love DIC, you got it. Show, Presented Contest. Come to you live from Mountain Bunker Deep in the Hearted City Failure with no numbers on it.

He's pissed. He's already pissed. Pissed off with his flashlight, looking around like a fucking burglar. Talking to himself. There. I got to tell him. You hear this? He's bringing the fucking doorbell because we've got to know for double A batteries. Are you fucking serious?

Are you fucking serious? This is fucking stupid. This is fucking stupid. This is fucking stupid. Holy shit. He goes on, he comes back. Those weren't like smoke alarm size batteries, were they? No.

He looked at him. What is this sort of square battery? What does this go in? Why do they make batteries in rectangles? What is this? Some sort of a honky device? It is. Some sort of a honky electronics device.

I ain't never seen no batteries like this ever Ever oh hell no Rectangular batteries Oh hell no Oh hell no rectangular battery Rectangler Oh hell no rectangular batteries Man

I never seen no what A rectangular battery Hell no Oh hell no rectangular battery Rectangular Oh hell no rectangular battery That's fucking crazy man Bitch you ain't never gonna believe this

Oh hell no rectangular battery Look at this fucking guy. Look at this champ. I thought this was America, Johnny. I thought so, too. I thought this was America. Can't even dress up like a Nazi in America.

A guy dressed like a Nazi. Here's a new joke that I thought of today. Let me get the exact quote. Let me get the exact quote that this person said so I can tell the joke properly. Because you get one shot. This goes like this. A man dressed like a Nazi

walks into a bar. and a woman with a penis says if you're in an SS uniform you should expect people to treat you like a Nazi a woman with a penis get it I see this is one of those reality based thought experiments it's a reality based it's a it's a thinker it's a thinking kind of joke

this is I'll get that's what that's what a woman with a penis actually said that's because I said Look at this, a million views for my joke here. Here's this guy dressed up in an SS uniform to go to a Halloween, a monster-themed Halloween party. You're saying it's monster-themed? Yeah, it's specifically monster-themed.

Oh. So he's anti-Nazi. I mean, you told the Nazis to go to a monster-themed party and dress up. They wouldn't dress like Nazis. Right. So it's clearly, yeah. If you told, if you had a party that was like cool guys, then they would come as Nazis

okay obvious here's the guy here's this guy whoa that look that woman just assaulted and battered him see that

for exercising his first amendment right well she was hoping to deep fry and cover him and salt him afterwards gobble him up yeah mmm yummy look at she so this guy shows up to this guy shows up to a thing dressed as a Nazi

I wouldn't do it because I don't want to lose my counts But it's obviously funny Because he's kidding a reaction from people Which is the core of comedy What if he's just like a vintage Hugo Boss Enthusiast? I mean, like who's to say? Who's to say?

An SS uniform Don't Don't touch me Get the fuck out Don't touch it, right? Angry She doesn't even know why she's angry Now all the other women are pissed

Happy Halloween everyone If you've If you've pissed women this off You did something right That's rule number one Forget the specifics Forget the context Forget everything

If women are this upset You nailed it If you caused berserk mode to happen When women start throwing fizz You did it You won whatever you were trying to do you did it figure out what that was

whatever they're trying to stop they didn't they fucking blew it okay this is the most attention you could get from women which they withhold which they try to withhold letting all that magic smoke out man I'm tangling

I'm tangling at the winning going on here my county class this fat idiot gets in the way for some reason with his UFC shirt Does this poor Does this poor Nazi get Get attacked anymore This is terrible

He was about to say this is awesome Yeah I caught that immediately I don't know what you want Is that serious? Look at that just that guy screaming and frothing at the Fuck you

Everyone else is giddy Oh She attacked him and she fucked around and she found out Damn Now I posted that and I said so I guess women are going to say he was attacked Because of what he was wearing right because they can't that's like the rape thing right

and then a woman with a penis said if you're in an SS uniform you should expect people to treat you like a Nazi a woman with a penis said if you're wearing the uniform you should be treated tap tap

you know a woman with a penis said if you're A woman with a penis. If you're wearing a uniform, you should be treated like... What does she say next?

Was it a woman or Nazi? I don't think so, miss. It's not reciprocal. The more you want to pretend... Again, so this is a reality-based... Well, if they're wearing the uniform, then they deserve to be treated. So you're saying we should treat you like a woman? Yeah.

Take it off somewhere else Don't take it off around me I already had my diarrhea today Thank you very much A woman with a penis Um And you They wonder why the Nazi shit's taken off

Right Because it fucks with people They're mad, they don't know why They're incensed with rage Because a guy's wearing a A guy who's obviously fucking around and wants you to get pissed off it's the only way he can do it

he can't he can't deconstruct or argue with any of the rest of the insanity that you guys are doing he can't make you stop doing any of the other insane shit that you've pushed down his throat for his entire life but he can very simply wear a retarded

SS uniform that means nothing to nobody and drive you and control you control your most control you at the most at your most basic level, which is incensed rage, violence, like an animal. Turn you, take all of your ideas, all of these like progressive, high and mighty, insane

ideas about like kumbaya shit and all this like postmodernist race shit and well, you know, everybody's the same and blah, blah, blah, and women should be, you know, president and all this crawl this retarded crap and take you from this this enlightened human being that you pretend to be and turn you into a raging uh unthinking uh uh reptilian animal with one little thing and if any of that shit was true if you knew any of that any of that thinkery shit any of that thinking shit all that stats shit that you're always praddling on about and whatever if any of that was true if that came from a heightened enlightened mind then you would easily not be able to react to me,

an idiot, wearing a simple SS uniform. But you can't. Can you? Because all that shit is part of, is a diseased, is coming from a diseased mind. It's coming from a monstrous, savage mind,

wrapped up in a pretty little package. Wow. That tricks dummies. It's wrapped up in bacon, usually, yeah. It's wrapped up in bacon. it's the most insane thing too because it's like without that like sheer rage

it's like what if this was just like an idea and it's like but but and then it's just like you can't even have to accept or you don't even have to accept that you can't even just entertain that this guy's being an asshole like that's so damaging to everything you like all the rhetoric all the rhetoric out the window everything that you have and worked for undone by one grinning jackass

in an SS uniform which I mean it looks cool I get it I can see why you know damn that looks fucking sharp dude you're telling me the guys went from like doughy and shitty looking to fucking tight ass lines

you know bob bob hugo boss shit man think of Captain Cheese in Boston man he was so well dressed everyone was like fuck you see how salty everyone was about it to such a degree melting down to such a degree that you have a woman

with a penis telling me wait you're saying this is a woman that's got a big old ding-dong schlong wagging around

saying if you're dressed like it you'll be treated like it and I say ha ha ha. Do you see where that thinking? Do you see how a simple man with a plan

of putting an SS uniform on has undone that? Do you see? Do you get it? Does everybody get it? Does everybody see where this thinking goes? We're this close. So one thing you can't take from them is just doing Nazi shes. shit because you made it so

insane, you made it so antithetical to everything that fucks with our lives causes us problems and ruination fucks up our future, all the fucking well we're just going to take a little bit more we're going to take a little bit more you guys are the giving tree

right we're going to take a little bit more all right fuck you I'm putting an SS uniform off what that stands for everything we hate yeah that's the point dick brain showing up as the taking tree yeah

do I look like the fucking giving tree to you bitch no how about some of this how about a fucking knock your beard right off ma'am how about I punch you so hard your dick falls off ma'am I may have used dog shampoo

soap today ma'am but I can see that's a penis and now when my first instinct was to go Ah, you bitch, but then I'm like, wait a minute I bet that I bet that lady's got a penis Sure enough

Sure enough Bingo Bingo Bingo Cocktime Gets the grease man Squeaky Wiener gets the grease Every time You remember in Blues Brothers

When they drove over the Nazis Yes Illinois Nazis Because that was based on a real thing The Nazis picked like this town I think it was Illinois some American Nazis picked like a town that was full of Holocaust survivors

and like actual ones because it was in like the 70s or something and they did a march there and everyone was like oh no and they're like oh free speech you know and free speech won because that kind of shit mattered back then right America it doesn't fucking matter anymore

it was before we were globally desensitized to everything yeah that was back when America was just like European colonists and how it's just like the world and the world doesn't have any of these values So all that shit is like quaint and retarded Oh free speech Like no they don't

They're not doing free speech They're doing They're doing call to prayer Through loud speakers Five times a day That's what they're doing Which is fucking bullshit Get it the hell out

Not yeah it's free speech right Yeah yeah yeah but it's annoying as fuck Yeah get it out See there's a lot that There's a lot that the Constitution and the freedom and shit covered that was like, and that's not, that was not annoying as fuck on its own. It was like, oh, there's a couple of things that are annoying as fuck. We'll make exceptions. Like, you can't, you can't just have like a big naked lady on the side of your house.

That's, you can't have like a, you can't have a loop of a girl giving a blowjob on the side of your house projected onto your house all day. Like, that's annoying as fuck. Yeah, it was free speech. Well, fuck you, right? that's the real that's the truth of it and we had a couple of those Europeans had a couple of those like nah go fuck yourself

we're not doing that right like wow but that's pornography yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go fuck yourself now it's too many go fuck yourselves well we should have a Muslim we should have a Muslim prayer crawl five times a day oh go fuck yourself yeah but it's freedom of speech

it's a go fuck yourself you're forgetting the very you're forgetting the core concept which is that stuff's all built on a on a widely accepted foundation of go fuck yourself it's fucking annoying

fuck you they weren't thinking about all the Indians 200 years in the future oh my god I saw Royce and Mersh calling it SAR Wars S-A-A-R

That's fucking good Do you see that motherfucker that took his, drove his semi through like three cars on the freeway I drive on that freeway all the fucking time which is crazy. Dude. Good thing I watched my ears.

Newsom's just printing CDLs, truck driver's licenses for illegals, for no-name illegals. That shit's crazy. A governor went to jail for that. More. Before. Yeah.

Yeah, we need to do it again. Every single fucking one of them should. Indian. Without no reaction. Yeah, they're just kind of unfazed by it. Like, oh, guess you got to throw them on the river. her bank and light him on fire and take his wallet first though yeah they're thinking about

dowley it's like man that was a great duwalee man i really shoved some mud up that guy's ass in the wrestling pit oh shit uh uh they don't have reaction at all at least women will go like and they're fucking up oh but these guys are just like mm-mm-mm-mm-d-treat-tete i saw some crazy ones that were brain rot candidates actually yeah were you know You remember growing up as a kid and you see cartoons and like, oh, Indian snake charming. Yeah. Seeing it in modern day. Oh, yeah.

Oh, dude, these guys got like a rattlesnake or like a king cobra in a fucking, like a water jug or oil drug. Yeah, yeah. They'll dump it out and try and play with it. But I've been seeing videos of them getting bit on the thumb. And then they keep doing it, and then like the next couple of clips are like laying on the floor and then dead. And then you see their body burning on the bank of the Ganges? And then like everyone's just kind of like. yeah like we're like no zero show yeah everyone yeah white people drive like this black people drive

like this any people drive like this no reaction at all it was crazy like killer art exhibit if you think about it like this is me well like watch this whole process of from talking to me to smelling my burning decaying body um and the fact that people still stayed around to why i was like what the fuck is going on over there I don't know We went to a pumpkin patch Oh no How about go

I don't know I'm trying to keep my wife From losing your mind Because the baby's just a fucking nightmare And I'm working and doing stuff And she's watching it all day What you gotta do is carve one of those big ass pumpkins Yeah

Hollowed out or like have her standing Or maybe bring like a trench coat and open And then carve one out real quick And put him in there And then put the lid back on She wanted to put him Put him in the pumpkin and take a picture picture but I'm like honey

I don't leave him and then go home yeah that just sounds like that sounds like a lot maybe we'll still do it I don't know but the the pumpkin lady was obviously on meth

oh I thought you were going to be called her the pumpkin lady referring to her size not the no she was skinny she was meth meth skinny was she taking pumpkin apart. She was like, she was like

tying down. It was just like a little pumpkin patch in in Pasadena. You know, the side lot, the corner lot that's always open for like Christmas trees and stuff. I love the very one.

And she was like running around. There was only two groups in there. My wife and I and son and this woman and her two kids and she's like, she's running around like she's planning a wedding. You know, she's like untying and tying

and tying down these flapping things. She's like, here, here's a little pumpkin. This one's free. You don't have to buy anything. Don't feel like you have to buy anything. I'm like, lady, that's the most meth-ass sales technique I've ever heard of my life. It's like you take a picture with anything you want.

Don't feel like you have to buy anything. All right. Cash only, of course. Of course. No Venmo. Do you think all those pumpkins were stolen? There was a lot, maybe. There was a lot of pumpkins.

Where the fuck would she get all those fucking pumpkins I was thinking that too Because she was staying in a She was staying in a RV on the lot I'm like that's not good She didn't grow those fucking pumpkins Yeah They came from a farm

They had like they all had the same Logos and stuff on them Did they come from like a sprouts Like No they came from some kind of I don't know Some kind of a fucking Well because you know how they leave like the big

Pumpkin Valley pumpkin Pumpkin Valley Farms? But as she disappeared, she disappeared for a little bit with this other obvious meth addict in their trailer, in their RV. I'm like, this isn't very fucking, I guess this is Halloween, it's pretty scary

that there's a deranged meth addict screaming, listing off all the ATMs in the area. It's like, we don't take, well, we only take cash. There's an ATM there, but it doesn't work. There's one across the street there at the chase. There's one at the Chevron, and there's one down the stream. Okay. First of all, why do you know where all the ATMs are in a five-mile radius?

With fucking $5 fees. And the, uh, there was like a bunch of little places where you could take pictures, but like the heads were falling off of, there was like a haunted pirate. And his head was like, like all fucked up. I mean, accurate, right? If he's haunted. Yeah. I mean, look, you got to do it this way, right?

That's why you don't take babies on vacation. They're not going to remember it anyway. So you can just be, look, we took you to a pumpkin patch. It was great. And my wife got caught staring at the meth trailer. Fuck. It's like, what the hell is going on here? Oh, no.

He's like, we got to get out of here. I'm like, why? She goes, they caught me staring in the meth trailer. I was looking to see what was going on in there. See if I could see any. That is the number one advice I always give to people of like, Oh, I'm going to LA for the first. I'm like, don't make eye contact with anybody.

Yeah, don't make eye contact with the drugs. Someone's bugging out in the middle of the street. You just like, look past them. How are you doing? Look past them even. Yeah. Just don't. Once they lock eyes with you, your face is in their brain.

And they think, much like a bee or something, they're just like, meh. And they just lock on to, or like a raven or something. They just lock on to you. They're like, I bet you. get something out of this guy and it's like oh fuck like oh my god fucking head oh shit i told the guy i told the inventor of a jeep block to call in today oh a real american hero i see yeah let me see if i does it work for cdls too they block right off the road um oh yeah this was funny so mam dami when is this election mam dami i'm in now i love mam dame now yeah that's cool

Because it'll make people like meltdown when he wins. That's all I don't want to see anymore is just meltdowns. Yeah, all his ideas are retarded. Well, no, he's got a couple. He said he's going to get rid of the scaffolding. Scaffling in New York fucking sucks. Have you been to New York? Yeah.

Dude, the scaffolding is so gay. They put it up because, like, a building fell on some woman's head. And they're like, well, we got to scaffold the whole city then. And it totally is lame. Everyone who tells me how great New York is And how much they love it and all this I'm like every time I've gone I've fucking hated it

Like it feels like you're just walking around In like a cage or like a tunnel It feels like you're walking around Underground and like the apocalypse And everybody's Everybody looks shady and shitty And they're like running and scowling All the scaffolding's too low

And you're like constantly dodging shit Fucking sucks Like I know it was based off Eureka but it feels like rock bottom what was based on your off eureka rock the rock bottom episode of SpongeBob oh really yeah it's like when you're on the bus too long

going down to marquita yeah and then you end up in eureka what's the correct term for your tweaker yeah because it's just nothing but methads and tweakers out there so that whole episode was based on when you take the bus too long down there

but similar kind of thing you go to new york and it's just like what the fuck is this place I know these are technically people, but they're not. Yeah, something about these stupid scaffoldings. Maybe New Yorkers are fine with them. I don't know, but I hate them. That's what it is.

He says he's getting rid of that and legalizing prostitution. I'm like, wow. Wait a minute, I didn't know this guy was doing cool stuff too. I thought he's just like starving people to death and like doing eating rice with his hands. So how are cops going to get free pussy now out there? They're just going to beat it out of them, I guess. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, the coffee.

are out. Ah, damn. Damn it's legal now. No more getting free blow jobs. Yeah. Fuck. What are we going to do? That's crazy. I'm going to kick the shit out of my wife for this.

Now I'm really going to kick the shit. I'm really going to lay into her. Bomb! Yeah, and he's cutting that fishing line, like I said. It's refreshing to see some change. Actual change.

So, Cuomo is like melting down. I thought this was kind of funny. so I brought it in He says Can you imagine Mamdami on 9-11? On Sid Rosenberg's radio show

Your opponent Andrew Cuomo said this Quote God forbid another 9-11 Can you imagine Mamdani in the C-N? Oh yeah, that's not the actual quote Damn it, where is the actual quote? Don't give me this shit He said can you imagine if Mom Cuomo said can you imagine if Mom Dami

was married during 9-11 He would have loved it or something like that Like the worst shit You could ever say Quamo Can you imagine Oh my name My aunt stopped taking the subway after 9-11

Because she did not feel safe in her hijab Oh go fuck yourself Like I hate him obviously but He's funny And he's getting rid of scaffolding I gotta think anyone in politics is like fundamentally broken So, you know, you can't.

Stores are going to be fucked. More projects is going to be fucked. Just take over the whole city. Who cares? Whatever would make Bill Ackman upset. I'm for. Whatever will make New York the The paradise that it's supposed to be, right?

By making it worse faster. So people would be like, you know what? This place does suck. Let's start all over. Okay. Here's a spicy. Everybody's health care premiums are getting fucked up The average cost of health insurance is $27,000 for a family says

That seems about right That's probably I haven't done the math I don't pay that much but Damn that's a lot It's a lot for a family I don't think you're getting that much value out of it You get zero fucking value out of it Yeah you get zero fucking value

Usually you shouldn't even have gone like it was pointless Right Probably 95% of the doctor visits I've had They're just like, what a waste of time. Well, on top of that, then they get you for the co-pay, too. I hate that goddamn co-pay. As we've discussed, yeah, it's like. So here's the, here's the response, here's the PR response for health insurance.

They shut the government down to get, to get a subsidy. So you and me pay subsidies, so poor people get their health insurance paid for. They don't just make the health care free. They make us pay, they make us subsidize. them paying for insurance. Right. Totally retarded, right? Yeah.

Not just send me, okay, go to the doctor and send me a bill and I'll pay it, but the shitty fucked up system I go in through it for insurance, right? Which counts on you losing.

Yeah. It's dependent on everyone getting a little bit fucked over so that people who catastrophically fail get their shit paid for, right? That's the theory anyway, right?

Everybody's losing, right? It's a fucking scheme, dude. Because, ideally, people would go in when something horrible happened like cancer and then they would send everybody a bill say okay that cancer happens so can you guys all just kick in a little bit but people are liars so they have to do this insurance shit where everybody pays up front

and then they kind of try to equal it out because people are bad that's why we have to do it that way people are fucking terrible man now the government doesn't have to do it that way because they got guns so they could just say hey um fucking jemal uh got cancer everybody owes a little bit

of his cancer medicine or else we're going to kill you but they don't do it like that instead they do hey everybody's got to pay for Jamal's insurance because he could need it one day he could need it one day

which is stupid but anyway here's how they're making that palatable Senator Amy Klobuchar early retirees like Bill and Shelley will see their health insurance premiums increase nearly 300%

from $400 a month to $1,700 per month if congressional Republicans refuse to extend the enhanced tax credits early retirees

early So Sounds like they should have stayed in the fucking game longer Yeah Sounds like you got a couple of Sounds like you got a little bit of blood Left in that stone bud Why don't you get off your ass

And head on back to the Dildo Factor or wherever you were working before retiring, that's an extra $15,000 a year that families can't afford. Uh, yeah, that's us. Right. Early non-retirees.

Uh, we don't give a fuck about early retirees or retirees. If you don't have enough money for health insurance, sell your house it's real easy sell your house go get get an apartment like we have to

get some roommates if you fucked up you had 40 years to buy Bitcoin you didn't do it and you were too dumb when it came out you didn't learn anything

and then you didn't buy anything when it came out a lot of options for you because we're not paying that shit and our kids aren't paying that shit especially

for early fucking retirees I see some of this article I can't even believe the audacity of this shit yeah like they took it upon themselves to remove themselves from the

economy pool yeah so it's like then they're like well we're going to reward ourselves early and it's like okay cool how did that work out for you like oh poor okay then get your ass back to something changed and now we owe a bunch more money yeah that'll happen I'll sneak up on you and embarrass you

that's why you got to build like a nest egg maybe just not even stopping work if the Gauls family health insurance premiums jump and their expenses remain steady the tally would likely represent more than a quarter of their annual income

well that's that's nice it's less than their income yeah so that's a good thing fuck you pay pay it then with significantly higher health premiums the couple said they would have

have to make a tough financial and lifestyle decisions. God forbid any of these fucks make a single lifestyle decision that they don't want to make. Pulling more money from retirement savings. You know when those are supposed to kick in? When you fucking retire. On time. Fucking. Claiming social security earlier than planned so they would get less money, right?

Less of your money. less of your money that you're so they would have to start getting less of your money forever yeah they want to save it up like a big come so they can max out and at what point and what at what point would they start cashing it in retirement age which would lock in a lower lifetime benefit i love how it's like social security's like let's make a deal well you can get it now but then you're locked in at a lower rate or you wait and get it at a higher rate. That's, uh, why is this like, why is this based on that game show shit? Everything's always trying to get you, man. Putting, uh, locking the lower lifetime, but putting off non-mandatory medical care. Is that like a Botox? Hmm.

Boob job? Is that what non-mandatory medical care is? What the fuck is that? Uh, and traveling less. Bro. Why don't you travel to hell? Pack your bags Travel to the fucking garbage patch in the ocean

Travel to the Gaier Travel to the Pacific Geier Fucking drown while you're swimming out there Live in the fucking garbage Take your stupid fucking RV And drive it to the ocean Drive it up your ass Let's get one of these CDLs

Unlicensed Illegal CDLs To drive your RV up your fucking ass What this is the best they could do Because it was either running this Shit, this early retiree shit or running like Laquisha and her seven kids can't afford their diabetes medicine

because they're all 800 pounds unless Republicans like that well that's not going to play Yeah Who else do we have? We got this stupid white couple that retired early and doesn't And doesn't want to stop traveling

Because they think they live in a fucking Cialis commercial I don't get what it is about traveling too I hate it I gotta see the world Fucking why Wow amazing scaffolding and this is the whole city

oh that's great why oh because one lady died oh shit yeah I totally make sense more ladies should have died then yeah how many did the scaffolding kill not enough we gotta have a

we gotta frame like a scaffolding like stage it a rupture I hate that scaffolding it's so stupid and they got they have to pay building owners have to pay out the ass to like fix their

bricks I guess that's why all that scaffolding shits up it looks stupid though why don't they just put

like a warning hey bricks are falling you know mowing across the street yeah up to you hey maybe if you

kept walking here mm-mm-mm-mm what more do we have to give these boomers uh all right let me see if this guy's here

the jeet block man I want to get Mr. Jeetblock Singh Uh Oh Janie never messaged me Okay I'll add you now I'll add you now What's your name

Or Discord name What's your username? Username Uh Mobile ads on A transsexual has been sentenced To 21 months in prison for concealing his biological sex

from a man before a sexual encounter? Wow. You always like to see a passable, you know, let's see this. Let's see if you would have been fooled. 21 months. Yeah, let's see, Johnny. What do you think?

How good is your transdar? Man, after being in the streets, fucking putting posts up at night? Ten miles away, man. So you will know? I will know. You would know? You would know? Okay, let's see.

Let's see if that's true. Let's see if you would have spotted this one. Would you have spotted this one? I don't know. That's a tough one. I don't know, dude. Maybe not. I don't know.

I don't know, dude. 21 months in prison. Is this true? Biological... Huh? That's fucking crazy. He was fucking beaten by the best. Built like fucking thwamp over here.

And fucking Jesus. Christ looking like a Jim Carrey when he's like that Eastern European gymnast Damn That's fucking

insane work Fucking five o'clock Shadow and shit Oh Open to He opened a fucking ticket Let's see here Yeah there he is

All right All right Rolls collar Okay Okay, you're in That's you're in, Pee Mm-hmm Oh, snap is shutting down

Is that true? They're not getting their snap benefits? Damn. Fuck yeah You mean the government's going to have Some money again, possibly? Ooh, maybe. Great.

Um Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, the new adventure time is out. Let me see that. You ever watch Adventure Time? No. Yeah. I'm aware of it, but I've never...

They took it. It's like a cool... It was a cool show about a boy and his dog having adventures. Hmm. You know, killing guys and stuff. Having cool adventures. And then they slowly... They slowly injected women and lesbian shit into it.

and made it fucking lame and gay and weird and fat fat women now they rebooted it as just plain old women and adventure time oh this is the Fiona and cake premiere

what's the point man what's the point why not just make a different thing entirely why do you got to nobody wants this cake shit nobody wants this fucking sassy black cat fat bitch

version of Finn they want adventure time a boy and his dog having adventures I just kind of tune out when I see those kind of like graphics yeah I was like that

fucking dumb I don't know man I'm not a fucking baby I'm not a baby I ain't no fucking baby I ain't a fucking baby oh there he is okay okay okay okay okay okay it's been a while since I've used this let me see if it works

okay can you hear me Jade yeah can you hear me hey there you are so you are the how's it going good you're the inventor of what did you call it jeet block jeet block

yeah yeah what does it do it blocks jeets believe it or not so it was going kind of viral because I'm not the first person. Indians. It blocks Indians. Comments on the internet.

There's the ultra version. Yeah, there's the ultra version, and that also does Jews, Muslims. I didn't know about this. Okay. And you got blocked. Yeah, okay. And it was blocked. Wow.

That's shocking. I think it was the Jets that actually did the blocking. I mean, yeah, you know, they are running every customer service. Are you there? Yeah, well, I mean, sorry. Yeah, I got jeet blocked. Yeah, no, I was applying for jobs for like, I applied to like 2,000 jobs in the past couple of years, just trying to get anything in like the IT field or even like customer service.

Yeah, and I couldn't get anything. And even like some of the jobs I would apply for. would be jeet scams and they would like onboard you and everything they would bring you into like uh Microsoft teams and all that stuff they pretend they're a real company so I'm thinking I'm getting this job with an AI company and I'm all happy and then eventually you realize oh these people are trying to get my banking information oh wow so they're running scams now where they're doing fake interviews and then trying to eventually get your bank account and you're like social and everything like that dude they're

doing everything. They're pretending to be like real companies. Dude, that's, that's even, that's more annoying than the H-1B shit. Like going after, so they cause the H-1B problem and now they're taking advantage of people looking for work to try to fuck you over

still. Oh, that's dirty. These people are like hired mercenaries basically. They're coming into our countries and causing all these problems and, or like economic mercenaries. Yeah. And, like, so I'm unable to get a job doing that. So I started working on some, like, AI voice stuff.

Yeah. And that's, like, equally as disruptive as Jeep lock would be to, you know, I'm banning an entire race of people from the internet. Okay, what does it do? What does the application do? How does it work? Okay, so people, like, want it to be, like, an IP range ban, but that's impossible unless you own, unless you're Elon Musk.

or Mark Zuckerberg, you can't do that. They could do it. They could flip a switch and they could allow you to choose which company you want to block. And actually, or sorry, which country you want to block. And actually somebody just came out with a social media platform that does that called a Rattiter. Okay. Yeah. But so I saw that happening while I'm working on this, right?

And I'm like, oh my God, I have to be first to market or whatever. But the problem, like his problem is that how do you get people to join a social media platform? like people aren't going to do that yeah they won't and then so my problem is the other side of the coin like I can't range ban people so I'm doing the next best thing which is I made a list like every Indian name that exists and then every Muslim name et cetera for the different lists and then so let's just focus on the one list let's just focus on the one the Jews Yeah, and then there's like, well, we started at $6.99 for the ultra one that does more than just Indians. And then it was, now it's $3.99. I feel like Steve Harvey. It's a pretty good deal. Whoa. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. It's $3.99 now because we got banned. We were going viral on Twitter or X. Yeah. And we got banned. So I was like, whatever, I'm going to drop the price. I wasn't getting as many sales as I'd like. Like I was getting tons of, you know,

reposts and people cheering me on and stuff but that doesn't you know it doesn't uh is there a free version no there isn't like a time trial or something i mean no the the base version is one 99 okay the thing is i had to like set this all up on my own because i knew that i was going to get attacked and especially going after yeah specific groups like this isn't my first my first rodeo i've done controversial stuff in the past so i set up like a custom authorization server And, like, we accept crypto and all that. And I've, like, obfuscated as much as I can so that nobody could even, like, really figure out what's going on. Yeah.

And then, like, I was going to ask you about new project, too, because another thing that was going to happen, or that I'm anticipating is, you know, losing payment processing. And I figured out a way to, you know, do that on my own. With, like, direct crypto. Yeah, crypto will be good. How do you detect them, though? Like, how do you detect? because it's it's really difficult to it's really difficult to tell who anybody is anymore

on Twitter or even like freelance sites anywhere like AI is everywhere you can kind of tell like you kind of get the I don't know about anybody else but when I'm reading comments I start to glaze my mind starts to tune out when I'm reading AI and it doesn't with normal people but it's real it's real hit or miss I wouldn't I wouldn't know how to turn that into code um how do you do it how do you

doing all we're doing is the best that we can which is with people that are self-identifying so if they have a particular last name um or a particular first name that's on our list it's it's the best you can do other than range manning people and then yeah the other thing is there are people that pretend to be like there's the greek statue yeah and larpers or whatever. So we are, you know, we're doing the best that we can do right now, but we're probably in the future

going to compile a list of like known Greek statue larpers or whatever and add that into a future update. You could track when they post too. You could track the hours that they, especially for the big accounts, like if they're, you know, figure out when nighttime is for them.

And then that's probably their time zone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, great idea. it's crazy the it's crazy the influence that like totally anonymous obvious foreigners have on Twitter now like insurrection Barbie I'm like I know half of you are Indian

there's no fucking way because you're like it's just free money you post the most you post the most like obvious engagement bait rage bait shit and then you're just making like a ton you're making a ton of money for Americans so the incentive to scam the system is huge you know

yeah I mean a lot of Elon's inner circle like these are all his minions like that Doge designer yeah a bunch of the bunch of the crypto accounts and he retweets them constantly and I'm you know it's not surprising that Jeep block got taken down but we're

you know coming on this show now and hopefully promoting more we're trying to do a series have you seen George Droid No what's that George Floyd and droid like AI comedy skits or whatever We're gonna try to do some like G-block stuff

That's like AI Like Lord of the Rings tier universe To promote it We're gonna throw everything up the wall that we can now But you know if your listeners can go It's the base version is only $199. Okay yeah Ultra is $399 now

Ultra So they could find me it's Obie John on Twitter zero B-I-J-O-N-O-B-J-O-B-J-O-B-J-O-B-J-O-B-G. Do you have like a site where they can go if your Twitter gets taken down? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, jeepblock.org. And they can see, like, the demo videos on there. Awesome. I think you're going to need a backup.

I plan for all that. Like, we have another name, ready to go, which was a flush, flush app. Okay. It's a little on the nose, but, you said you lived in Canada um well I'm Canadian so are you Canadian I don't if I said that I lived in Canada right now

like I'd be putting myself in danger because it's like legal to be racist here right now oh okay I've been so I was trying to get remote work and stuff like that right yeah it was just impossible and I was running into scammers non-stop have you seen all of the and then the other job was going to sorry the the alternative now is going to be to go back to Canada and get a job truck driving

but I don't know if you've seen what's going on with that yeah yeah it's gone they're crash they're killing everyone they're there too dude it's um I I don't know if normal people are even aware of what's going on

like I was I was talking to my dad about this I just brought it up in passing like I don't talk about a lot of politics with my family you know just because I don't care I talk about it on the show And I'm like, all right, I'm done with this shit. And I said, yeah, they got to do something about all these H-1Bs. And my dad says, well, you know, they need the skilled labor.

And I'm like, dude, that's like a total myth. Like, you're talking about fucking me. By the way, like, we don't need any skilled labor. And he goes, oh, I didn't know that. I'm like, yeah, well, I guess why would you? Why would you? Same when it comes to that. Oh, what?

My mom says the exact same thing. And I'm like, no, I told her the exact same thing you told your dad. They're replacing me, like me in particular. Yeah, we've got tons of engineers. We got tons of truck drivers. We were so worried about automation replacing everybody. Like, I didn't realize it'd be Indians doing it. But it's really bad.

I saw some, there's this Indian guy that I'm like, you know, mutual's with on Twitter. And I saw him the other day going, saying, that the backlash, the Indian backlash is not organic. That it feels fake. And I'm like, bro, do you even, do you know what is happening? Like, do you understand that everyone's lives are being supplanted by one specific race of people vis-a-vis their government and corporations? Like, the worst part of each entity involved, the government is taking money from a,

foreign government to just cram fake credentialed citizens like they're not their top earners they're trash like their top earners are doing great over there they're not sending their best their best are doing just fine over there they have jobs they have families they're actually building an economic powerhouse they take the people who can't do that they give them fake degrees and they send them over here to basically destroy everyone's lives. Do you understand how to say that this is to say that the reaction is not

organic is just delusional? What were you going to say? Oh, sorry. Yeah, no. In Canada, it's it's like really bad. Like they bring in like a million a year now and our population a couple of years ago was like 30 million and they're bringing in whatever that that is like 5% of our population every

single year now. Wow. They bring them in as students. They bring them in as students, which is the biggest joke. These people are like the average IQ in India is 75. You're not a student. Like people from Canada can barely hack college and university and they're bringing these people in on like fake college diploma mill degree. So that's how do they afford it? We have students here. How do the any, how do the students afford tuition there? Do they have lower tuition? So Canada is like cracking down. on that. Yeah. But one of the ways that they

will be able to afford it is they live like you know, 10 people to a room or whatever. I'm not really exaggerating either when I say that. No, I know. And then they're going to get a bunch of jobs. They'll get jobs doing like Uber Eats and stuff. They don't even go to school. They're just here to get... They're getting illegal jobs.

Did you see that DoorDash is getting like fucked over big time? Because they DoorDash has been hiring or paying illegals totally unlicensed like no no social security no ability to work they've just been funneling illegals in

to drive your orders around because their business was not sustainable the other thing that they do or the other thing that they do is they'll like rent like one of them will get in and rent out their or whatever they'll just rent out a citizen's like social security

number or whatever and they'll use that to sign up so if you're driving in an Uber or whatever and you know it's some like girl driving and then the picture that shows is you know like some guy oh yeah so that's another way that they do it too yep um have you seen i i get i get a kick out of the examples people post of like job listings they have to post a job listing somewhere in order to start hiring h1b's so it'll be like a classified ad in like the wilmington gazette where it's like a size of a personal ad like and the person i'll say go to like job quingis bet

man symbol, dot med, and enter code P3QR, QQO4 to get more information about this job. And then you go there, and of course it doesn't work. But it's like all these, all these like esoteric, like going on a quest. Like you have to go on a, you have to take the ring to Mordor to get, to get your job application in. Have you seen those? Yeah, well, they have to say that they're, they're like legally obligated to say that they're looking for somebody. and then they have to say, oh, look, nobody, nobody did it.

No Americans or Canadians or whatever applied for this job. I think somebody did make, you know, one of my Patriots or whatever made a website that goes and applies for all those types of jobs. I saw that too. Like actual people, actual people go on, you know, they put their ass, I don't know, like social security and stuff in. So it's like legit.

And a bunch of them were crying about that. well it's funny man your um your artist your art piece of the uh of the blocker is very funny uh i hope they don't uh you know throw you in jail oh i don't think they will um but yeah if everybody can go support it it actually works like it's not it's not just an art piece it's really crazy when you type in one of their names or whatever and then you just you just disappears and it says uh this post has been hidden by jeep law.

It's a difficult topic to discuss because it's entirely race-based, and the people doing it are doing it because of race. Like the Indian nationals that get promoted to, like, the CEO of whatever, are explicitly destroying jobs in America and offshoring them if they're not hiring H-1Bs directly. And the mind, the American mind is not. built to withstand an attack like this. Like the American mind has built to withstand

guys with guns, other guys with guns, you know, people robbing you and cheating you, but they're not, we're really, we're really not built to withstand scams. Like, it's very difficult. Our, the American culture is very, uh, it's not, it's why it's so vilified, right? Oh,

you're a fucking scammer. You're a liar, right? Because it's so effective. Like, oh shit. I got scammed. I got lied to. Yeah, it's a high trust society and they're, like, India is just, like, giant scam. Like, that's all that they do. It's their culture. It really is.

And not in a negative way. Like, it's just not negative for them. They... And then, yeah, like, the other handicap that we have is that we're, like, the greatest sin is to be racist. Yeah. I mean, unless it's against white people, I guess, but... Or white men. Yeah.

They have a... They have a... etiquette in their culture, India, where you give them a price that is not the correct price so that you can give them a deal on it. Like that's like how in Japan they bow three times, you know? Like you don't have, but bowing is not, nothing. You don't have to do it, right? That's not just India.

That's like a lot of brown countries. But yeah, like they'll be insulted, actually. They'll be insulted if you don't like haggle with them. Yeah, if you don't do that shit. Okay, well, good luck, man. I think it's funny. I want to see it. I'll buy it, but it's a plug-in.

You had me on the show, and... Yeah. It's called Jeep Lock. You go to jeeplock.org and go on Twitter, Obi-John. It's 0-B-I-J-O-N. Yeah. And, yeah, it's, like I said, the base version is only $199.

Just buy it, like, on principle to send a message. I was hoping to get, like, a million users or something and really send a message. Oh, that's tough. It's kind of, yeah, it's kind of slowed down. Like I checked before I came on the show and I only had like 69 sales so far, which it's nice that people are buying it, but it's not enough. So I did drop the price by half after I got banned and that seems to have encouraged people a little bit more. Yeah.

Like the economy is so wrecked. The economy is so wrecked and people have no money. People can't afford to eat. So I was just hoping that this would help send a message. And it would get lots of publicity and, you know, cause people to freak out. Because I've done stuff in the past that the ADL has lost their mind over. I probably shouldn't talk about that one. What do you mean?

What did you do? Did you bomb a synagogue? Do you? They really lost their minds. No, do you remember when Elon Musk first took over Twitter? Yeah. And the ADL told him, or they got all of his advertisers to boycott. Yeah, I remember that.

Elon, like, kind of almost lost Twitter. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was because of me. Really? How? Yeah, this isn't my first rodeo. We did a hashtag called hashtag the noticing, and it was like the biggest database of anti-Semitic hate facts that have ever existed.

Wait, wait a minute. The ADL was losing their minds over it. I'm good at figuring out little chinks in their armor. Don't say it like that. I know. To do as much damage as possible. What was, wait, what was the noticing? the noticing

yeah it was a hashtag that was a what do you mean it was a database of that's another reason that's word of hashtags was because of that you've seen Elon be like oh don't use hashtags it's not cool anymore if you try to type the noticing into Twitter like nothing will come up

even though there was people posting about it like every two seconds or even faster for like months on end they were what the hell let's see the noticing hashtag the noticing. Try typing it in and nothing it won't even let you

if you try to send Twitter. This was your hashtag? Yeah, it's nothing. Something wrong. Try reloading. I don't think that's going to work. It doesn't let you. Whoa. Try typing a message with it. Like what? Don't say something crazy.

No, no, just write anything and do and then write hashtag the noticing and it won't let you send it. Will this work? hashtag, oops Hashtag the Noticing It won't let me send it

I think it will I don't want to test it though All right I'm not testing it I'm not doing that shit People at home Well the ADL kind of got like stomped out Didn't they?

Did they? Oh sorry what? The ADL kind of got like I don't know They kind of got kicked out They got defunded by by Doge or whatever I guess that's Elon's revenge against them

the state department or what is it you say? USAID Yeah yeah that was pretty cool Yeah yeah I think finally got one Yeah so that happened But they were when we were doing this Like Seth Rogan it was like this is disgusting We're like oh my God you're so funny

You should not have said anything and he got his hand His handlers like freaked out on him And told him to pull it down when the ADL was talking about it and like chewing musk out for it they were blurring out the hashtag and the images that they were posting because they're a little bit smarter

than the Seth Rovey. They're crazy, man. They caused this insane backlash. If anybody's wondering why guys dressed like SS officers are going to Halloween parties. Like, yeah, this is why. Because you guys can't stop freaking out about it.

That's why. And you're a bunch of assholes. So it's funny. even further back so the Twitter AI or the censorship is a lot more advanced than people know like I'm completely shadow banned

but in the past Twitter AI would take I had video of this okay I have video of this would take over my Twitter so it would show me like the admin tools so like messages would change to like messages with lowercase or it would say it would say conversations like the Twitter buttons themselves would change

I would be trying to type in something and just like with the noticing how it wasn't working for you it wouldn't let me type things so I copied and pasted and hit send super fast and then you see it's changing like it was changing my post in real time

other times I had it completely getting rid of paragraphs and then you would see it change back like the post is there and like a couple like they and that would be changed and they would be flipping like

a bunch of switches or whatever. And sometimes it would remove entire paragraphs. People wouldn't be able to see my post whatsoever. So I don't know what they have going on now. I think they're a little bit more subtle. But I actually have video of that. Because when it was happening, I was like... Well, that's like how the...

When they took the guardrails off Grock and it started talking about how I was going to rape Will Stancel and stuff, remember that? That, yeah, they're always doing crazy censorship shit. Yeah, yeah, the Will Stancel shit did probably take your... Drink your milkshake a little bit All right, man Get out of here

We got to do Johnny's brain rot Good luck Good luck Good luck, man It's fine Thanks for having me Yeah See ya

Bye bye It also blocks chest Yeah Well there's one thing I've learned Right there's always the base model And then there's always the pro version It's always the pro version The ranked version

If you will Uh, um, oh, krill. Sol says, um, hey, Dick, check this out. It's Sean's Animal Corner of the Game. Let's see. Oh, is this a screenshot? Yeah. Holy shit.

See what we got here. Uh, all right. All right, all right. Bro, this is, uh, Sean's Animal Corner of the game. Does it work? Uh, good. Godot, GoDOT, game engine? Come on, come on, guys.

I can't, I need to make it not full screen, you dickheads. How the fuck am I supposed to do this? Classic or challenge? It's classic. What the fuck? It's too big. How do you make it normal sized? Okay, you could download it and play it on your Mac

Uh Animal Corner I love the letters This whole thing is so sick What do we do? You just press this Oh, you get an animal Okay, a bird Oh my god

And then it gives you bird facts that you have to guess Bones are hollow Yeah, okay Has a specialized... Oh, these are the facts Has a specialized voice box Where the windpipe sits The body's covered in feathers

uses retractable claws for silent movement and climbing engage mock yawning contest to display dominance. It's this one, the retractable clause. That's fake. Discard. Discard. Wait, what? Discard this one.

Can mimic the calls of prey. I don't understand how to play. Oh, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, bones are hollow. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Submit.

Huh, didn't know that. Oh, he didn't know that. Oh. Bodies covering in feathers. Submit. I think I knew that. Damn. Okay, so Sean wins that one.

Engage. Use the Earth's magnetic field for navigation. Yeah. Submit. Yeah, of course I know that. Oh, damn it. God damn. Dude, wait, this is the game?

You pick facts and he says if he knew it or not? Oh, so these are all true? Who? Uh... Lays eggs with hard... Oh, game... Play again. Play again.

Okay. Spins. Uh... Yeah. Go. Wow, this game is cool. Ooh. Uh...

Okay. An elephant. Can communicate using ground vibrations. Yeah, that's true. Does Sean know that? Let's see. Oh! God damn it.

You knew that. Fuck. Okay. Capable recognizing itself in a mirror and signs of self-awareness? Yeah, that one. Let's see if Sean knows that one. Fuck!

Sean did know that one. Okay, Johnny, you pick one. Can you read from there? Ooh, try the returns to the bones, the dead companions. Sean's got to know that. He's got to know it, right? He's got to know that. I think I knew that. Fuck!

Okay. Is that game over? We have half a point left. Can regenerate extra limbs? No, elephants can't do that That would be crazy One of the few land animals that cannot jump Oh, try that one

Let's, oh, game over Fuck, all right, one more time Let's play the spinner Dutt-da-da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-koyote Oh Shows cultural behaviors Can run up to 40 miles an hour Coyotes can run 40 miles an hour

Try it My wife's fucking terrified of coyotes Well if they fucking run 40 miles an hour, I would be too. She said she was all worried. We first got here because there's always always coyotes outside yelping and yipping and stuff and hunting

hunting and like up and down the street at night. She's like, I'm just really worried, you know, that they gang up and attack me. I said they're never going to fucking attack you. They're like this big. They're like mangy, they're tiny. They're way more afraid of getting fucked up by, you know, you like a human being it's the fucking crazy ones

you gotta look out or the rabid ones yeah then she so she said no there's been there's been a lot of coyote attacks uh you know I've I've known people women getting killed by coyotes so she looked it up and she goes never mind it's like what did it say

yeah zero there's been zero coyote attacks ever uh okay run up to 40 I think I knew that fuck um okay can learn simple symbols to communicate with humans. Symbols? Shapeshifting coyote? Huh, I didn't know that.

Yes, fuck you, Sean. Oh. Uh, okay, can adapt to nearly any habitat. He's got to know that one. Yeah, of course I know that. Fuck! Sensitive whiskers. Oh, man.

Fuck you, Sean. Fuck this game. This game's awesome. Fuck this game. Dude, this is crazy. Where can they go to This is your domain, honk, shoe, itch, I.O. Sean's Animal Corner.

I'll point a domain out of it. Okay. This is fucking cool, man. That's fucking cool. These guys also made a super killer simulator where you can be Vito in his apartment. Oh, is that who made that one? Because I remember that was funny, too. Yeah.

And you can do anything to avoid working on that. Supercastle. That's right. Oh, of course. Because when I saw the screenshot, I was like, I hope that's playable because that looks fucking fucking fun. Play this game! Krill.Soul. That's awesome.

Salon a man, eh? He's a salonat a man. Ah, Solana man. That's awesome, man. Thank you. Send it to Sean. Everyone send that to Sean. Data says, with the Down syndrome, Instagram, surely that is something you could just restrict to family members,

right? Let her have her Disney fun, but why make it public for the world? Why indeed? Oh, you mean a Chinese girl with the Moulon song? That's right. Alexi says the Black Information Network is owned by IHeartMedia.

It is supported by various national founding partners, including Bank of America, CVS Health, Geico, Lowe's, McDonald's, Sony, 23 and Me and Verizon Communications, which contribute funding and outreach efforts towards African-American communities.

Is this a spokesman for it's a black information network? Made possible by viewers like you. All I know is I went to the black information website and there was a story about fried chicken on the front page which is not Right. They should have some editor's notes or something like

Hey let's not put any stories about fried chicken on the front page That's what I would do but I don't know the audience He didn't get fried chicken well Because he didn't get free a fried chicken and Pope-byes. Okay? I saw a

fucking news story this week that was there's a big problem with Indian truck drivers because the signs aren't in Hindi or something like that. Let me see if I can find it. Oh, well, you know... It was so crazy.

Silly us, man. Indian. You know what? That never occurred to me. You know what? You know all these goddamn truck drivers? Maybe if we just put it in Hindi. Because our signs are in English. Really, this is in English?

What is this arrow going like this look like in fucking Swahili or whatever they're speaking? Uh. Yeah, CBS Sacramento did a segment on the growing threat to seek truck drivers. Anti-seek rhetoric, spike, but legally working Sikh drivers say, They're just safely doing their jobs. Your reporter Madison, Keevi is live. Is it, oh, I have my community leader on the growing threats and harassment. Sorry, let me listen to again.

Anti-Seek rhetoric spiked, but legally working Sikh drivers say they're just safely doing their jobs. Your reporter, Madison, Keevi is live for us with answers from a Sikh community leader on the growing threats and harassment. He fears may force good drivers to just quit, right, Madison? Right, Marley. Sikh truck drivers across the state of California are on high alert. They're the backbone of this industry and when you look at the West Coast they make up nearly half of all drivers. That's according to that industry leader

right here out of Lathrib. But after those two deadly crashes many are left worried and wondering if they should keep driving. No. The roadway risks for Sikh truck drivers is growing heightened by two deadly crashes where undocumented Sikh drivers have been accused of causing the chaos in just three months. Been accused. You drove through three families.

This fucking actual footage from the dash cam. What do you mean accused? What do you mean accused, bitch? Fucking did. The fuck are you talking about? You drove right through and we all see it in fucking 4K.

I'm not defending anyone. I mean, if anyone didn't... Okay, guilty. Nobody has ever said, I'm not defending anyone. Mistake, they should pay for it. They should serve whatever they... you know, they did.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the people who put them up to it, the people who allowed it, everybody, the people who sat there and said nothing, we're doing, everybody pays for it now. That's the new meta. You're talking about 90 shit, one person pays, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. One person pays for it's not going to do anything. That's the problem. But don't punish everyone.

Yes. Punish every. Everybody. Robin Dylan is the CEO of the North American Punjabi Trucking Association, made up of more than 2,000 members. Do your drivers feel safe leaving California? Absolutely not. They should not feel safe in California. Because they can't fucking drive.

I wouldn't feel safe either. You're fucking, you are fucking kidding me if you're going to call in this racism feeling safe shit. after driving through three families like tissue paper. Well, and again, too, I feel like I've talked about it before, but what they do is they get all these subsidies so they get like a free truck basically

and it's like a quarter million to like a $400,000 buy. It's the same thing they did with convenience stores in the 80s and 90s. I didn't even know that when I was a kid. I just thought it was funny that it's always like an Indian guy but it's because they get race-based subsidies loans and better loans.

Yeah. Crazy. Instead of getting a fair wage per mile, you're getting, yeah, I'll do it for 30 cents per mile because that's like, that's more than what I would make in a lifetime over there. It's like you're fucking it up.

A lot of people that we work with every day. Dylan says when it comes to the state's commercial driver's test system, there's room for improvement specifically when it comes to the English language proficiency. These tests in California are able to be taken in multiple languages, but that does make some problems for drivers that don't speak English because all of the highway and road signs are in. English. Or in fucking English!

And so is the loading dock shit? Hey, you got to follow these instructions or else you're going to fuck everything up for everybody. Don't cut things that aren't supposed to be cut out here, like medical shit. You got to wait. Go fucking zoning out. All drivers are expected to do a pre and post-trip inspection, and maintenance is not a thing in their language anyway. But there's always 90-day inspections to be done, too. Yeah.

And I guarantee you you have all these unmaintained fucking pieces of shit trucks with fucking people who can't drive them Not even doing the pre-trip Not even any is just getting in Like it's a fucking car And it's like dude You can't like

That shit pisses me off Because I've watched the trucking industry Go right to shit And it's like are you fucking serious right now So we're gonna have stop signs Written in 40 different languages Is that the future? All of them over

Stop sign is gonna be 10 feet across That shit pissing me Alto, Habab. Oh, my fucking God, man. The big problem is that, you know, all these road signs in America, like, don't run up the ass of a family sedan, are in, uh, baby on board, for example, written in English.

You think a Sikh driver, who's here illegally, who, uh, his buddy, who looks like him, got the license for him, who's part of a fraudulent CDL network? Yeah. You think he can see it says baby on board? No, you got to get a sticker that says, Like, squiggle riding, humbo-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b on board.

Cows shit on board. Nailed it. Yeah. You nailed the problem. You nailed the fucking problem. This is why you got Nazis going to Halloween parties. Yeah. This.

Because you can't, what are you going to do to reason with this? You guys are, you guys are saying the dumbest shit ever. You're going to get people killed. You're getting people killed with your actions. You're getting people fucking killed. Well, actually, you know, it's the problem is the streets, the fucking street signs. are not written in illegal trucker language. Okay, I'm going to the Halloween party in an SS uniform.

See how you like that. Yeah, I'm going to your Halloween party with a semi and running everyone fucking over it. Yeah, that's the correct response. The rational response is, I'm just going to dress up like a Nazi. Okay, you've ruined my day, so now I'm going to ruin your party.

You ruin my life. Well, yeah, they're ruining people's actual fucking live. So I'm going to ruin your fucking party. See how you like it. Stig Heil, everyone Like, what the fuck, man? He says he's trying to address this And improve English language for all drivers

By offering free English classes out of Stockton There you go Learning English That's gonna work Because people who are in Stockton Want to go learn things Specifically a language they don't give a fuck about We're just gonna teach them the hardest language on earth

Yeah, no problem That should take what Two or three days Well in lovely Stockton too You know Land of opportunity Drive them all around the country Unfucking real

Did they say half of truckers Dude I'm telling you Having worked for a trucking company Before I've like I watched shit start I'm like oh okay cool you know You watched it goab Oh yeah

Wow Crazy I want to play Sean's Animal Corner A game again That's all I'm gonna spend the rest of my fucking day doing now What is that URL that he gave me a fucking URL? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, honk, shoe, itch, itch.I.O.

Honk dash shoe. Oh, you fucking asshole. Itch.io slash Sean's Animal Corner, all with dashes for space. All right. Chris Peterson says, my wife bought a new Vera Wang comforter, which I didn't even know was a thing. I thought they made dresses and shit. But man, I had every window open and fan going because the thing made the whole house smell like poison.

VOCs are the biggest problem in the universe. That rug is still in the garage. I noticed. I don't think it's getting any better. I think it still sinks. Woman alert. Woman alert. Hey, Dick.

Woman alert. From Thomas. Hey, Dick. Did you know the reason the crime? crown jewels were stolen was because of women hmm I know that let's see were there any jet packs involved

that's the only thing I care about in this case Maddox posted like a thing saying that he was right it was easy and you didn't even need a jet pack I'm like bro the reason it's funny is because you thought that you could like he thought he would be the one to do it

yeah and your version was retarded Everyone knows that you can do crimes with like With like ropes and like smashing shit It's because you went to jetpack first That's why it's funny Because you thought that was reasonable Like that's a real thing, it's not Well that's like well you could climb to the top of pyramids

Like yeah I'm just gonna jetpack up there Like oh Yeah It's your like convoluted autistic Reasoning that's funny Okay let's see this DEI at the center of the Louvre

heist In 2021 the Louve tapped a woman Lawrence de Carz as their chair with a mission to feminized recruitment at key points

in the museum Oh well good job You nailed it In 2024 almost a year prior to the date of the break-in Lawrence De Carr's

tapped another woman Dominique Buffin as the museum's Head of Security These sound like fake names Claire DeCars This is all This is just like a fake article.

A French newspaper interviewed Buffin after securing the high-profile post. Quote, policing is a risky profession. Policing is a risky profession. A man's job? Well, actually, no, assures Dominique Buffin. Oh, nice sentence. Just a year later, a cadre of thieves managed to ransack precious historical jewels at the Louvre

after climbing a massive ladder from the street. Oh, okay, so they hired a woman and she hired a woman head of security. Whoops. Something about hiring your own doesn't seem to go well.

No. That's funny, if that's true. Who could have seen that come? Are you worried about policing being a man's job and fucking up? That's what the paper should have said. So you're a woman doing something

that men do. Are you worried about fucking up? What are you going to say if you fuck up? Right, that's... And if you fuck up, what are you going to say? And the big if... And if you fuck this up, ma'am, what will you say to your detractors?

I just want to get that on record now in case it happens. Not saying it will, but... What will you say to all the men out there? Yeah. What will you say to all the men? If you happen to fuck this up, and let's say the crown jewels get stolen by a guy in a ladder, what do you have to say for yourself then ma'am uh-huh

yes un-fucking believable and if someone says you dumb bitch after the crown jewels gets stolen what would you reply be to that not these setups like they do like well you know what do you say to people say

it's a man's job right the setting them up to say something like cunty and if you fuck this up and someone says why did someone put this dopey broad in charge of security, what will you say? Yeah, and the next morning when everyone in the whole world knows your name,

what's it going to feel like? What then? What are you going to say to the criminals when you screw up and the criminals steal all the art? What would you say to them? Do you have any message for them if that happens? Just deer in the headlights. I thought you're supposed to say like,

I thought I'm supposed to say like, well, it's not a man's job. Look at me, I'm a woman. None of this hand-on-hip fucking explanation a jerkin says hey dick it was my birthday last week and my girlfriend and I went out for the day and she was nice enough to mostly pay for everything that day and by 5 p.m. I could see the sickness in her eyes when that credit card came out and it gave me a sick sense of joy thinking welcome to every day bitch made me laugh thinking about your $100 a day comment it's true it's

fucking true man it's fucking true try try every day and then when women have to do it they're like oh you could see the souls fucking leaping out of their bodies dude I'm getting fucking lunch paid for at work still a hundred bucks a day somehow we're like what the fuck everything is bought

and taking care of for and I'm still hemorrhaging a hundred a day if I wake if my eyes are open 100 bucks there you go tincting that taxi I'm like shit oh shit I didn't mean to open them fucking something Man when my son's my age

It's gonna be a thousand dollars a day That he's gonna be spending Fuck God damn that's right because of inflation Yeah I bought some burritos Yesterday My parents were here

And I went and got burritos For everyone Cool It was like 20 bucks a burrito Not joking What the fuck is that It should have been I don't know

The whole family Yeah I don't know What that was Maybe there was something hidden in the burrito. That's... It was crazy. That's fucked. Gwen says, hey, I got something for Johnny's brain rot corner.

Uh-oh. Is there an easier way to contact him directly with these? Let me know. Yeah. I built a cursed and actually schizophrenic algo over the years. Same. Love this. Man, I can't believe that...

I really can't even barely remember not talking like this. cursed and schizophrenic Algo That's not how I talked 20 years ago I didn't say that kind of shit No And the brain rock corner

Has me cathartic Spelled incorrectly And used incorrectly You know the brain rot Corner turned me Catholic too there chief I'm not the only It has me cathartic I'm not the only one who keeps tabs

On random Schizos online All right let's see Gwen's You tell me if it belongs In your corner or not And then we'll do your corner I'm excited about this. Yeah, I've seen this brain rot. You're the Simon Cowell of internet schizzo.

Shit. Dude, I got some new schizzo's even, too. I got ones that have zero likes, zero comments, and like 8,000 posts. I got one guy with 89,000 posts. Uh, what? Gwen? Did I fuck it up? Oh, yeah, I fucked it up.

Sorry. Here it is. Instagram. Oh yeah, I know this lady You know this lady? Yes, I almost brought her in Oh, okay, so this is approved Yes, this is approved.

Well, you almost brought her in, why did you not? Because I had some funnier ones Okay, but she's on my list She's on your radar She's on my, you know, I keep tabs on all these creeps But fucking Gwen, good call Okay, let's see what she's got to say I'm gonna get a hold of Janet Lee Williams-Brandberry

Tell her to stop ordering my feet vibrated She's trying to mock me for being a compromised German. It's their ethnic game. I guess in the German culture, they like vibrating people's feet. And be sure to pick up Vicki Cohen's daughter because she likes violently vibrating my feet with Sandra Bullock and Jenny Mercer because they keep doing it to make me look crazy and psychotic. Wait, what? They're vibrating her feet?

Yeah, this lady is on a whole different ballgame. She's great. does she always talk about her feet getting vibrated sometimes she'll talk about like a little bit of everything how she's compromised how she's this how it's just like she's always anything that comes into her mind comes straight out as like I'm you know you need to leave me alone because I'm doing all this

and they're trying to make me look crazy because it's like bitch like see how many posts she has Janet Lee Williams Bradbury told her to stop ordering my feet vibrated She's trying to mock me. No, there's this other lady, similar kind of vibe, but she's like, looks like shit. She's blown up more, I mean, obviously in size,

but a little more, but she's always talking about how people are vibrating her private parts from a long distance and all sorts of stuff. And she even says it like that, but her face is like red and she's been crying for like hours and like every post is like the and it's like, I can't, holy fuck. being a compromised German it's their ethnic game they play

so I guess in the German culture they like vibrating people's feet and be sure to take up Vicki Cohen's daughter because she likes violently vibrating my feet sounds like she's talking about like a movie you should watch and be sure to check out

Vicki Cohen's daughter she likes vibrating my feet as well These people are like when their antenna turns like a couple once they hit that channel you never come back from it Yeah, with Sandra Bullock and Jenny Mercer, because they keep doing it to make me look crazy and psychotic.

But she always has that, like, look on her face of like, I don't even know, like, these people are fucking lunatics. And it's like, no, that's you. Okay, let's do your, I need to put it on the thing here. Oh, shit. Here we go. Here we fucking go, boys. Here we fucking go, boys. Come on, man. I like doing Saturday shows. I don't like that none of the things worked that I need. Well, it is Shabbas. And Diwali.

It's Diwali. If it's not Diwali, it's Shabbas. That's life. If it's not DeWali, it's Shabbas. Welcome to hell. Mm-hmm. Thank you, Reverend Scott, for the wonderful intro. It's too bad that everything that follows is absolute garbage.

Okay. So, first up on the list here, we have, okay, Saturday morning coffee with your divorced dad. I figured, you know, it's Saturday morning, what better way to... Your fucking divorced dad. Dude, another divorce dad. You're right. Look at this. Who is this weirdo?

This is FunFit over 58 Eddie the G. Over 58? That's in his, well, it's in his name. Does he change his username every year? I haven't been following enough to see, but I'm actually, now you got me wondering. Over 58? Okay. Good morning.

I have a question for you. on this gorgeous day. Do you do Saturday seduction? Coffee time. I'm talking about that first sip that flirts with your soul. Do you wake slow? Is your vibe low? Or do you have that glow like you own the day's goal?

Yeah, I'm talking a little hokey here. But if your morning isn't starting like this, you're definitely not doing Saturday right. So think about that I hope you get this weekend going Why is he Why does he look like that How does he look like Anton LeVay talking like Tony Robbins

Is that the Satanist, Anton LeVay? I believe so, yeah The guy, let me pull it up Because people aren't going to know that one His chin looks like one of those New to Muslim hats The little acorn deal but, like, he got that on the bottom.

Yeah, this fucking guy, Anton LeVos. Fucking, when I came across this guy, you know, he's been popping up here and there. And so I was like, you know what? You sound like a college recruiter. I'm talking about your schizzoz. Well, because I have. Like, you're out there with a clipboard. Dude, I got my S-tier schizzoes.

I got my A tier, my B-tier. You know, like, the more popular they are, the more tier they go. Schizo league, not yet. Dude, that's your. that would be a hell of a Pokemon game Schizzo League will be cool

Yeah bet on who's going to be crazier than the next Yeah Some kind of bizarre mechanic Like Pokemon Like you get plus five

If you have a News agency Attached to your name too The dark side The actual schizzo side Yeah Real where all their shit makes sense I do have my favorites

I got my like You know I got them all ranked than my mind and you know the points do change over time but yeah this guy he's moved up a bit in rank because this Saturday morning coffee thing

I was like you know what he's got the classic like look I got blue fucking glasses he's got the crazy spray tan the fucking bugged out hair and fucking chin situation going on and my favorite like Ed Grimley's hair on his chin

my favorite part is the fucking audio man the way too loud of something's always fucked right you either cat hair his voice. It's just like all these guys. He's talking about drinking coffee. Yeah. He's talking about waking up and he made a whole video about drinking coffee in the morning. Well all of his videos are like

oddly like, you know I was just thinking about Tuesday. You know you gotta change your toad on Tuesday. It's like Let me see that all! Yeah you gotta find that one dude it's good. Just click his page scroll down because he does one every day so if you just go back a couple days.

He always does it walking at the camera like this? No, he's always got like he's always doing that kind of shit. Oh, the got-tued one. That's the one. Yes. So I got a question for you. It's Tuesday. And I'm thinking, are you Tuesday strong? That means you've got

to have that Tuesday to-d. Let's go to-it-up. And yes, I did say Tude it up. Let's go finish this week. Let's make it Tuesday Strong.

Oh, wait. Yeah, this guy's fucking it's Tuesday man why is his hair like this dude I'm telling you whenever his wife left him is that he's like

well she left me for a guy that looks like this so if I just like they always just like get stuck in time it's crazy it's like an entire bottle of LA looks

yeah on his head he's the one he's single handedly keeping the Paul Mitchell studio in business it legit looks like a porcupine like his hair

looks like a porcupine uh Okay, what else he got for this guy? But yeah, no, there's any... Look at this shit. Dude, anything from this guy is good. Should I get contact lens? Yeah, you should get fucking...

And he's doing like Zoolander stuff. Yeah, and like the spray tan is fucking bionic. That is the most crazy amount of like... Like, do you wear your sunglasses when you get the spray? Is he like a vampire? I don't know. But I do know that he's a divorce. Dad. Okay, good one. What's next? Okay, so this is a tasteful celebration for the passing of a driving test in Australia. Okay.

So you want to hit the audio. It starts with Why is the song with the black lady? Why is the song with the black lady got fucking gunshots in it? Not even an Australian band Okay, so it's an Aboriginal woman Standing outside of a car A test car and she's holding a P Which means pass, I guess, in Australia And this is a driving school

This is a driving school, yes, I checked the account And they, this is a real celebration It's not necessary to And she's like cut out and spun around zoom in the picture do they always do this I didn't even bother to check

because I just saw that one and it was like well what do you think you're the coolest guy in the parking lot and then this guy shows up what is this not the same welcome great to have him on board with skills

what the hell does L mean that's a good question but man this one what is why are they why are they doing gunshots And why is each shot like zooming in on it? It's just like

That one hit my feed at like three in the morning And I just left it on loop flogging out Why would a driving school video hit your feed? All right I'm telling you I've dug so far down I've reached the other side of the world Okay, so this next one is a tasteful celebration Of turning 16 in Mexico

Okay Okay, some sort of a boy band dancing around a weird table with a lace on it let's see Mexican boy band

wait what is this thing in the middle is that table with lace on it is a severely deformed girl why they're throwing hurricanes I don't know

Wait a minute The table is a Is a little girl Yeah look her head's all sunken into her shoulders And those are her arms And there's a boy band Dancing around her doing synchronized dancing Around her

She's in a wheelchair Ricky Berwick like looking Quite literally yes Not moving She's not moving Not moving Probably barely breathing Probably completely unaware

of everything that's happening probably went through severe trauma to get dressed up like that these guys are back street boying it to Ranch hero music as she's getting blinded by all those laser lights

why would they put this on the internet I have no idea it's if they were looking to make something viral, I think they did a good job. Lorina. La Verena de la Nautz.

So she's the queen of the night, you see. And this is the AQ dance center is posting this as an advertisement for their dance center. They posted this as a good thing. Yes. Book your Keyneson. Mm-hmm Slash wedding

Here is a vegetable That we danced around This is the second Mexican vegetable I've brought in on this show If you can recall the other girl With the fucking big ass head Holy shit, there's more of her Oh no

Bro, they danced around this bitch all night So they wanted footage of them dancing Not so much of her But they didn't have any footage of them dancing Well no, that's what I mean is it's like, it's like they're like, yeah, yeah, keep dancing, keep going. Like, they're hyping up the dancers

not even, like, aware, like. How many dances did they do with this girl? Jesus Christ. It's like retards on ice. They just danced around her all. God. Can they put some strings on her, you know? Go spanking.

Now they're throwing rose petals. The four men are circled around her doing interpretive dance and flinging rose petals. what the hell is this what the hell is this what the hell is this that's why would they do this why would these men do this it's an absolute humiliation ritual for this vegetable but the using the wheelchair as a prop to jump with six days ago this was posted

I mean it's just it's difficult to explain what's going on here yeah the like I said it was very tasteful celebration of turning 16 oh yeah

this is tasteful do they have that lady in any more they just have her in these just all the most recent ones to this is oh we saw that one yeah

okay this one yeah we saw that one yeah oh there's the still photos Jesus it's the ones where you can see her face clearly that just makes it really more they posted this more

oh that was the one we just okay how about this one now they have plates flinging oh they have lights Jesus Christ all right that I think the lights is the most egregious fucking like

oh yeah synchronized swimming like this is from maybe she likes dancing whole I don't know so here's another good one for you okay so here's a tasteful celebration of Juneteenth in America

wonderful Juneteenth celebration all right this is a Mexican Indians oh it's Indians okay here we go also called No, they're going to Hooters.

Jubilee, also called Jubilee Day, Emancipation Day, or Freedom Day, Black Independence Day. It's an Indian family going to Hooters to celebrate Juneteenth. What the fuck? Party, party, party. They're just going out to a restaurant and being like, this is a Juneteenth thing.

They're eating fried chicken. Oh, that's what, okay. The whole family's out celebrating Juneteenth. eating fried chicken and hooters. Of course. I got it. I get it. Tasteful, right?

You know, they're a family. They're doing family stuff together. My son told pretty good cake. What? Wait a minute. Where are they at? This is called assimilating. Actually.

You know what? I didn't think of it like that, but you're right. Bye, bye, bye. Love you all. Okay. So, you know, again, very tasteful. Uh-huh. This last one.

Oh, here, okay. Not as tasteful. This is a new Indian remedy for you. So, Dick, I know you've been having a lot of problems with your Cabasington lately. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Just do C-Real. Oh, that's cool.

Oh, what the fuck? Hang on. Yeah, hit play on that. Oh, what does he do? doing? It's like a guy with a big crazy hat who looks like he's chiseling a guy's head off. Boring into his head.

Oh, what is he doing? Uh-huh. Bro, what is he doing? He's pushing like a giant... Watch this. Boing. Oh, he shoved a needle through his scalp. Like through his scalp, not his skull with a tremendous effort.

Ah! Oh, it's better. Oh, look at this guy. Wait, what's his buddy got going on? Is that magic or is that real? Oh, this buddy's got one going on through the back of the side of his neck. Oh, dude, what? This has to be fake, but it's not fake, is it?

It's going through his fucking jaw. No, that's... Right, out of the side of his neck next to his fucking spine. This has got to be a magic trick. No way. That's a magic trick. Well, I figured that, you know, you got... got a lot of pressure built up

inside your skull a good way to relieve that maybe they don't know that it's supposed to be magic and they just did it well you know if he needs another assistant he can always just do it again to some other guy in the audience but yeah look

that's his thing is he just like okay yeah I'll pierce your whole fucking scalp fuck it what is this crap but so go to India

where you can get some deep fried foot remedies get stabbed in the dome I mean the foot was real okay all right goodbye everyone yeah on that note

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Until then. Goodbye, everybody. See ya.