The Dick Show - Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the year, red button vs. blue button, "Goyslop" and other hate speech, World War Eleven, high-testosterone men and consensus, cars that watch you, and Netenyahu NOT dropping bombs on a school; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Rumble Studio fucked me. I don't know why I thought I could use this. I don't know why I thought I could use this. Guys, I'm not having a good life. I'm not having a good life right now. He didn't get the spoon. I don't know where the fucking shrieky is. I'll upload it to Vimeo later, I guess. later, I guess. Why am I even

have these on? You guys want a predator? What do you think of the new aesthetic in my house? Like, fucking, it's the refrigerator. All these pipes. You see all these pipes? You see how the guys ran a pipe through the hall and didn't cover it up with anything? You see how they did that?

My greatest fear was that this was going to happen. What? There's a bunch of pipes now. And we're doing the podcast live from the back of a refrigerator now. Dude, every studio I've worked in They're like, we're gonna redo the HVAC here And I'm like, don't do the brewery fucking thing And then it's like, cool, all your pipes In fucking side, right where you can see.

It's like, man, come. Why are you all, your camera's all fucked up now. You're in the dark. I'm in the dark. Look, you're in the dark over there. Ray, Ray. What's up, buddy? How you guys doing, man?

Thanks for having me at a Mario World. I'm loving being there. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Welcome to the Dick Show. Coming to you

live from Mario Land. Let's fucking World 9. Stainless Steel World. Special world. Fucking special world. Bithel World. Isn't that world?

Is World 4 where all the guys retarded? I think every world is the guy's retarded. But they're all big, right? That's supposed to be because they're retarded, right? Oh, bro. I love that world.

That was a great world. Big and small land is cool, yeah. Fucking retarded world. You get laid in that world. What? You can get laid in that world. Mario? Are you talking about Mario? Yeah, Mario 4. Big and small world.

Mario 3, World 4. That's right. The retard world. You can get laid. Retard world and Mario? That's right. How do you do that? I know where you duck on a white brick and you can go behind... Is that what's happening there? Yeah, it's a secret pipe. You're getting laid? A secret pipe? Yeah, secret pipe. You gotta go down it.

What? Like World 7? Yeah, I think I'm so foggy on Mario, but... But you're sure you that you're... you can get laid in that world? No, I was just trying to be like, you know, be one of the bros. I was trying to bro up. Is it like one of those secret houses that pops up? Is that that that end ship?

I never got on that end ship, I thought it was a bad. I heard about that ship. That ship's awesome. That's what I heard. Amistad, the Amistad ship that shows up. It was the one signed by financiers. Turn yourself up. Wait, I mean, I don't even have my sound on.

Why am I telling you to turn yourself up? There, now I can hear me. I don't know, Johnny, you're in charge of the audio. today. I don't have it in me. I don't have anything in me today, boys. I don't got the stones, man. I live in fucking Mario land now. Super.

I live in fucking stupid Mario and nobody getting laid in this Mario world. I'll tell you that. You live in Mario is missing. Anyone has the thought of getting laid in this house? Before you can even have a complete thought. You know, like when you're in a car accident

and you have the thought of, I should do Oh yeah. And the thought is interrupted by a crash. Not, you know, not your action, but the thought itself, if I so much just think of getting a blowjob, my son goes, ah! I know you piece of shit. You fucking piece of shit. You fucking piece of shit. You gotta hit him with a freeze pop. I gotta hit this.

That's the greatest video. Did that guy ever win an award, Mr. Shy City? I don't know, but he is my favorite to this day. He's the best, dude. He's talking about bringing single moms over to his apartment, and you got to hit them their kids with a freeze pop. Well, I didn't think about this until recently. You know what we're talking about that before. You know Mrs. Shias, he was 2008 in that video. He's got a $350 full of fridge going on. Like, that's a lot of fucking money in that fridge. He's a fucking predator. That guy's got a fridge all of like stocked up to deal with little children. That's deal with women. Well, but it's too many. It's too many. You know, he's stocked up for like. Like a nuclear apocalypse of hunting women. Dude, that's fairing upon women. When you're in Chicago, that's fucking, that's how you got to move.

How many little ends do you got to hit with a freeze pop is what I'm saying? Not that many. Not that many. Well, you know, well, that was for all the big girls, too. Oh, he was really fucking fat chicks, right? Well, because that's what he was like, well, you know, if you're like me. Yeah. You know, you hit a big bitch every so often.

And he's like, that's why you hit him with the pizzas. You got the pretzels. You got that. And so he's going through his whole. snack cavalcade. Damn. The thing I didn't realize to use the

used to bestables. That was back in the day when Costco sold the 50 box of bags of chips with the cardboard like guard on it. Wait, what?

The 50 box bags of chips? So it's like a big ass box. Like the in-cap thing. Yeah, but it was like a big ass box of chips like in this nice cardboard fucking thing. The fun size one?

Were they all individual packs? It's all individual packs. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. But it was like, and he had a perfectly wrapped one of those there and it was like, man, What a time capsule

But dude That was like you had to be bawling out of control To have that kind of ignorant shit In your fucking cabinet back then Now you look broke Yeah now you look broke Yeah now you look like you don't know how to eat But

Why you buy all these little packs of chips for Don't you know how to eat? Not in little packs Piece of shit Fat idiot Waste Did you steal these from soccer practice That's what I would say

Well the thing that dates that video too Is he's got PS3 And Xbox 360 in it And his big screen TV is about the size of this monitor over here. That was a dope big screen, though, at the time. Dude, at the time, I'm like, man, that's a fucking good living right there. Man, I saw, this is a pointless story because I forget what the thing I was watching. It was like a real time capsule to back what, fuck, I'll remember it.

Dude. I watched one TV show in the last nine months. I forget what it was. Happens. So Ray, you're going to be drawing some stuff? today? Yeah, yeah, I got some stuff for you guys today. We learned when Alex Schaefer was on how to mic an artist. Shout out to Alex Schaefer, bro. I wish we would have blown the bad mic on you. Right. And then had a good mic for Alex Schaefer. I mean, he is a legend. It should

have been that way anyway. But I appreciate you, Alex. Thanks for coming by first. You know, doing a dry run for me. Yeah. How are you doing? You're working on your arts incredible. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. You know, Dick, one of the things that I really appreciate about you is how much you love art. Yeah, I do. Where did that come from? Especially when it's of me. That's my favorite kind of art. A lot of people, they like impressionism or Dadaists. I like when it's of me.

Doesn't matter the style. Yeah. But good, flattering. Not, not crap, not saying I'm fat or something. One of the big forehead thing that everybody reams me about. Like, how do you feel about it? They tell you you you have a big forehead? No, they're telling me every time I draw you, I need to make your forehead bigger.

That's A-Logs doing that. Yeah, I'm like, what the hell? If you want to know the truth. That's Hasbara bots. That's what I'm. coming out of the tunnels. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, they did smell a little tunnel-y.

Coterie? No, I thought they were Italian coming out of the pipes. You see all the daily wire people got fired? Oh, thank God, right? Isn't that a shame? Yeah. Well, you know, I've got to keep up Bin's eyebrows. You know, he's got a big guy been now for that.

Yeah, he does. Got to keep those things waxed and nice. He's got like two different people to work on each one, left and right. Okay, so you're... Yeah, I don't know. because I can't do it I can't draw for shit I can't imagine what something looks nice

if you ask me to imagine like an art I'm like I'll picture like that apple you know the apple scale where the one side's like the retard and the one side's like an apple I'm picturing that the outline doodle bob I can picture that can you visualize an apple in your head

I'm thinking of tits I'm thinking of who tell me to knock his tits when you say that well tits are great too I can't imagine those there's a lot of people who can't like visualize images in their head Is that true? No, it's true.

It's like the inner monologue thing. A lot of people don't have, or at least like 20% of people don't have an inner monologue. How do they test that, though? I guess they just ask them, and if they don't hear a response, they assume a, yeah.

Like, are you thinking of an inner monologue right now, and they're like, what the fuck is a monologue? Yeah, I don't know. They say, you're, nope. Well, I think they just start talking to themselves. Have you ever been around somebody who won't shut up when they talk to themselves? Yeah, I've been married for,

uh, I don't know if you know this. As soon as that ring went on, as soon as I signed the, the certificate actually her mouth started running in it never stopped she knew she knew she had you buddy she knew she had you yeah no but you love art and i've noticed that and like that's unique uh you know there's not a lot of people i get that reception from when they're like very supportive very like you know you know you even have like different artists of your thumbnails you have all all kinds of

like art support and it's very nice to see oh good yeah um well your art i'm amazed that you turn it out so fast i'm like how the fuck did that guy we were just talking about that How did that guy do that that fast? One of my friends said, is he using AI or something? My life coach said that. He's got Ray Eye. Yeah, that's right. Actually, I got a little midget in the background.

He works on it while I watched the show. Okay. No, no. I do it for my warm-ups. You know, I have a history and fine art, classical art with portraiture and landscapes and stuff like that. So I love doing cartoons, though. Oh, you do?

Yeah, I actually did cartoons in college for the paper, my college newspaper. Like the New Yorker cartoons? Yeah. Where it's like, here's the pig that I'm fucking. Yeah, basically. And his wife's like, it's a sheep. And he's like, I was talking to the sheep, right? Could you draw that?

No, I didn't draw that one. But could you draw that. Yeah, I could draw that. Okay. And that sounds like one of my relationships, actually, one of my former relationships. Really? Why? The pig part?

It was a fat chick? I couldn't tell which was which. Oh, yeah, which one is the sheep? Ew. Okay. Sorry, I had to get the. The stream deck thing. These guys came in and they kind of like took a bulldozer

and just shoved everything to the side and they still managed to get asbestos all over it, probably. Cool. Yeah. You might slip up into that pipe above your head, Johnny, if you're not careful. You can't see it, but I'm actually gripping the chair from white knuckle style. Blu-blup, bloop.

Yeah. You're going to get slipped up. You start slipping up. Maybe turn the AC off. We've got, you've brought in like an outline. Yeah. I don't know. kind of seems like cheating. Like you brought in something that's already drawn. Yeah, I used AI to make

this actually. Okay. So it's not cheating because I prompted it. It looks like pencils. Yeah, yeah, you can actually sponge it. No, I would have done it all on a stream, but you know, I want to compress the time so at the end we actually arrive at an end point. So everybody's excited about it. You know, the big bow tie. There's nothing worse than having this big process and then it doesn't end. It's got to end. It's got to end. Everything's got to end. Right? It seems that way. Did you hear what happened at my wedding that we had one of these paint by number things set up? No, what happened? Oh, so you know, this is my wife's idea.

She was just like, my wife. Yeah, my wife. Fucking Borat! That's what it was that we watched! My wife! Fucking Borat was the one thing that we watched last night! Let's go! Let's go!

It was so crazy to see, to see, like, it's like a, it's like a, uh, uh, a Sasha Baron Cohen was doing Ollie G. He was talking to government representatives in the UK, and they were laughing about his stance on how there could be more racialism in the government. And one of the MPs said, like, well, you know, it's only 5% of the voting public is non-white or something. So it wouldn't really happen. And I was like, wow, this was, God, it's just taking me back, dude, to a time that was great. And you have to watch the rest of the show through that lens. Look at the way Borat's behaving foreign and just a total asshole, like rapist, all this stuff.

And these like Arkansas boys are like chuckling at it and welcoming. I'm like, you guys are welcoming. This guy's going to bring in 10 million guys like this and ruin the fucking country. You guys should be pissed off. You should be strangling at Borat right now. It's so different watching now because it was like, ah, ha, ha, this dumb foreigner. Like, aren't foreigners dumb. But now it's like, no, we were way too accepting of Borat.

We were deceived. We were fucking deceived, bro. That was a warning call. That was a warning shot. What did Sasha Baron Cohen do after that? Oh, I'm not doing Borat no more. No, now he's Jewish. Now he's not white anymore.

Now he's like, yeah, yeah. Now he's like the most biggest victim now. That's right. But God, it was weird watching. I'm like, oh my God, you poor sons of bitches. You have no idea what's coming. Your civilization is over. The fucking brick wall coming right at him, 50 miles an hour.

My wife. My wife. Okay. So she had this, she wanted to do a paint-by number. By the way, I found the shit pit. I was going to say,

I didn't want to bring it up before the show. I just got to say it so I don't forget. So I started thinking about it. I found the shit pit. And it is full. It is fucking packed. It's like John Wayne in there. It's like 10.

guy said this is a John Wayne five and he goes that's a scale we have and I said I know I got it I get it don't explain it to me fucking weirdo tooth guy what keep going I got some for you oh I just saw that um anyway she wanted to do this paint by numbers at her wedding she's like everyone will be around you know painting by numbers it's like really intricate like really tiny ass we did one took us like two days and it was like backbreaking label. It was a horrible experience and I was, I said, why do you want people to have such a horrible experience at a wedding?

You know, it's supposed to be, just be my day for a horrible experience. She's like, it'll be fun. So I said, fine. We got them and they have like little paint cups that are numbered. But they're numbered like in like this dot matrix printer that's just basically like a suggestion. Like it pukes that they have better printers in China. I don't know why they saved the one for this. So we set it up at the wedding, whatever, and after the wedding, I go, hey, check, we go to look at it to see how cool it is, you know, that our friends painted this.

And I said, oh, check it out. And it's just, like, blank, like what you have right in front of you, except my face is totally painted in black face. Totally painted over in black face. I said so. Did anybody paint a dick on there? like a no I was like okay some jackass fucking painted me on blackface right she's like yeah well let's figure out who it was and we're trying to figure it out and then my parents came over and my dad said oh no one painted after me I said you painted the black face on me why did you do

that and he goes uh what do you mean why did I do that I tried to get things started I thought I was helping out like somebody's got to start this you know like but you didn't color in the lines and you didn't use the the number and he goes well the numbers all wore off So I just said, I better go for it. And you went with the darkest brown color there is for... So your dad's an artist? So we just have like a Doom MF mask. Did you keep it?

Yeah, I kept it. In the garage somewhere. Nice. Okay, let's start the show. You want it, you need to do love dick. Got it. It's the show where this contest can be live from Mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure deep in Mario world 7b 7g your house dick

masters and joining me as always is Johnny the audio engineer in studio today's ray ray's happy i love your mugs ray oh thanks bro i was word i sent you too many no you can never have i got to i need more mugs because my mugs have to overpower my wife's like best teacher in the world and education is fun and all this shit i got to have to have to have like my mugs winning the war of attrusion. Yeah, the pirate dick mug. Love those mugs. Those are fantastic.

Those are great. Everybody loves those mugs, man. I love that one. Vito's like, ooh, looking at the toys. He's always looking at the toys, isn't he? So you're the artist of Super Killers? I am. Which is an exciting new comic that's coming. It's closing out this week, right?

It's closing out tomorrow, as a matter of fact. Yeah, Smaid 4th. Closing out. We already hit over 100 backers, which was fantastic. That was my dream goal. We've met it already. The response has been tremendous. Yeah. Yeah, people want

super killers. People want like the thing they paid for. I don't know. That's kind of funny. And they'll pay for it again. They just want it. That's right. Well, you know, the funny thing is if we made enough money, one of my ideas was to have as a stretch goal to actually print vetoes as the prequel and ship that at the same time.

Because he sent it out as a PDF. We were going to try to do that. That's exactly right. We were going to try to do that. Okay. So you're doing And you're Super Killers with a little S. A little S is very important. There's a trademark secret right there with TM right there. So it's basically issue two, right? It picks up where Vito's left off.

We like to say one. We like to say issue one. Vito's is actually the, you know, 1.4.5 or something like that. This is the prequel to. Yeah, because Super Killer just gets ready in the diner the whole time. You know, and then he's actually, he leaves the diner and he goes and does his job. Ready for adventure. That's right.

That's right. Something to happen. Something to happen. Of course, written by the fantastic Johnny Rocket. He's amazing. Yeah, he's a great guy, man. You have a lot of talented people. Yeah, and pioneered by the Captain Riley, you know, Clippa,

no longer young Clippa, as you might. Don't get that confused. He's dropped that moniker. Oh, what is he now? Just Clippa. He's unmatured. He's not Little Bow Wow no more, she's Bow Wow. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah. Okay, so it's... He's coming up in the world. He shed his youthful, you know, garments. And you know, whoever... gets me the copy of Super Killer or the comic first gets all of Vito's booty. Bro, I'm charging full steam ahead to get my hands on that booty. Okay.

Just letting you know about it. Got to get that booty. All right, and you're going to be drawing something here today, which is I've got a camera rigged up. This was the best we could do. It's not great, but it's better than nothing. It's good. It's good. Yeah, I got a little portrait of both you and Johnny, the audio engineer.

I'll let the audience decide who is who. Oh, yeah. And I did. I did the layouts first, and the reason I did that was so that, you know, we could end at a good point when we finished the broadcast. You know, nothing I hate more than it not having a nice little product at the end. Thank you. Oh, thank you. This is great. I can't wait to see it.

It's been a long time. Dude, that's what I'm saying. A lot has happened since I've seen you. Yeah, what else has happened? You brought up someone with a weird tooth? Oh, yeah, the plumbing guy. Dude. I finally saw it in the wild, man.

What, you got a weird tooth, man? No, it's worse. Okay. I'm that target. Picking up some shit, right? Yeah. Lady helping me out. Doing some fist fights over Pokemon?

Fucking poo tooth, dude. She had the fucking brown. Ew. Rotten fucking vinegar tooth. Yeah. Blowing in the wind. Every time she would move her fucking gums, dude, that shit would wiggle around.

And the fucking breath radiating out, dog? What is this a cashier? Yeah. That shit made my eyelashes curl dog. That was like, you could see the green, right? Yeah. Like that SpongeBob episode? Mm-hmm.

But I fucking saw a poo tooth in the wild, dude, and it was bionic. It was truly like bionic poo-tooth, not. It was so upsetting that I still think about the smell. Yeah. I'm just like, God damn. That fucking bitch showed up. to work like that that day. Why don't you? It's already shows up every day. Yeah, just fucking

pull it. Dude. You think the Undertaker could go around just doing like dentistry? Like back in the old west. Like we need more of a traveling dentist man. The Undertaker could pile drive here.

Yeah. You fucking get your fucking teeth right out of your skull man. He should just like do double duty for that. Show up. Pull out his little morticians slash It's just all that's different between him and dentist Undertaker is like the fucking like the big

The whole thing for doctors Yeah That what is that thing? Like a mirror Reflective disc thing yeah Yeah Dude I had another revelation this week too Okay what's that

I figured out why Mexicans always find religious icons and food Is it because they're eating so much? It's because they always have That's part of it Well, it's because they've always got food close to their face. Yeah. And it's not like a, well, it's not like I was sitting here eating all day. Like, I found Jesus.

Oh, you think that's like a cope? It's like, how come every time I see you, you got a tortilla in your hand? Well, this tortilla has Jesus in it. Because I've never looked at a tort. Maybe they all have Jesus in it. Well, it's like, that one doesn't have Jesus. Better eat it. Like getting a popsicle stick joke when you're a kid.

Like, I need another joke. Yeah. That one wasn't funny. That one sucked. I've already read that. That one about the ribs. Fuck that one. Well, yeah, about having to get them put back in

because you don't get any work done. Yeah. That's my favorite Marilyn Manson joke. What's the joke? Well, see, everyone's talking about how you got to get your ribs removed. To suck your own dick. I had to get it to put back in

because I wasn't getting anything done. Because you're a woman. Right? That makes sense. Man. Uh, my guy was more of a snag-like, hey, have you seen, have you seen the game that people are playing where it's like a weird skeleton is like crying, sitting down, and then people are like putting grenades on them and then running away and he kills them? What's the point of that? You're in like a maze, but you're walking on top of the maze.

It's really pissing me off because now I see it every time I'm Instagram now. I don't know why I'm getting these, and you're the Instagram man. Is that the new dog with bees thing? Yeah, I don't know. No, because people are making it. Kids are making this game where they are just bothering a skeleton that's all curled up

and the skeleton can't be killed, I don't think. Then he runs at them and kills them. No, I've been seeing some heinous shit on the gram lately. Every time I'm on there, it's a new way that they're bothering the skeleton. We won't leave him alone. I don't see the game.

I don't get the game of it. He's already fucking dead. Like, let him be. crying. Then they run up this tower with stairs and then they get killed. Damn. Like this game sucks what do you guys? How come all of you guys are playing this game?

Why has it got millions of views? This game sucks and the clip sucks. Yeah but you got to... Stupid. You gotta see the skeleton get a few. You know? She plays them like off-road. Off-rode-old. It's good. Iron... What is his name? I always think of Iron Mike, but it's not Iron Mike. It's iron-miked off-ro.

My style is impetuous. dog. Ivan something. Off road. Yeah. What was it? Those chicks with the huge tits. Yeah.

Always lured you over. Fucking. Not Ivan the space biker, but fucking... Off road with Ivan Truckman. Ivan Truckman. Ivan Truckman, man. Dude. Those chicks with the huge tits messed up my brain, I think, when I was a kid.

They shouldn't have been doing that in arcade, or they should have been taking their tops off. You can't keep it under wraps like that. That's what messes you up. Well, you think I'm supposed to go. risk my life on the off-road circuit and not see tits afterward? Are you fucking kidding me? I got first place. People die in this shit every day.

I'll put $10 a quarters into this thing. I better see some tits. Come on. The least. At least, yeah, maybe a wiener, right? At least some tits. Maybe a wiener. For the fucking tits. But come on. Like, nothing.

This is an HBO. Right. Cocks galore. No tits at all. I don't even want to see. What's her name? Sweeney Todd? Sidney's Sweeney's tits? I don't even want to see him anymore.

Now that she's like an adult on the show. I'm like, who cares? When she was an adult pretending to be in high school. Like, yeah, all right. Let's see these tits. Now she's like an adult. You know? Crying about her wedding.

Like, I don't give a shit about seeing this fucking hose tits. Wait till you're in blackface on your wedding day. Then you'll see, bitch. They ruin that show. They ruin every year. show. Does you watch Euphoria? No. Before?

It was a great show about adults pretending to be in high school. That's what people tell me about it. They're like, man, you're going to love the show. It's so great. You're going to love it. And I just like, I'm like, I've worked on that show and it sucks. I don't want to watch it. No, the other one was good.

It's all about drinking and doing drugs and shit. Yeah, being in high school. That's every Hollywood everything these days, though. Well, now it's just like a bunch of adults in Hollywood. I don't want to... This is just about a bunch of chicks. Yeah. This sucks.

That does suck. I want to see... I want to pretend I'm in high school again. I don't want to pretend I'm having a job. Right. I have a job. Fucking tired. Yeah.

What's next? They're going to have kids. Give me some escapism. Yeah. Send me back to high school, man. Best escapist art I've seen, too, is outside of that Roscoe's on Gower. Oh, yeah, you love that. We've got to get you some of the art from that guy.

Ray, Ray, you want to get, like, in an art off? Do you want to start like a beef with this dude that Johnny? Dude. I'm all about it. What does he do? He does like, um, he draws Kobe and stuff outside of Rosco's. He drew like uh Kobe like dunking on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. That's pretty good though. And they both had angel wings. Yeah. What does he do it in like an airbrush or is it like, uh?

Like the back of his van, I think. Like on the dust in the back windshield or something like that? Well no, he's like he has, they're like paints or something, but man. Paints, you think? I think you just prints them. He's his prentz him? He's just a huckster trying to sell you some garbage. Yeah, you get out to him.

Yeah, it's like Mr. Brainwash that. That guy was a huckster, too, bro. Yeah. You probably had to do Blackface, though, because he's outside Roscoe. I mean, that's like Tuesday, though, right? I mean. Thursday? That's like a Tuesday.

Let's go. Yeah, let's do it. You're not down for Blackface Tuesdays? You could encroach. That's right. Taco Tuesday's overrated. We're moving on to Blackface Tuesdays. Blackface Tuesdays.

Timbuck Tuesdays? That's cool. Let's do it. Oh, that's what reminded me of VATO. does booty this predator thing oh right yeah so I didn't know you let him back in studio no because these guys uh this is this is this is 1998 you know ah you see his waistlines smaller than his shoulders Jesus that's like I'm excited to see who gets all the booty I think we're gonna get the booty but I

heard he is printing it I heard he's like moving on it's been doing that for three years I know but he's working on the background colors now did you hear that No, it's not. He's got the blue just about right. Once he got the blues, I mean, it's over with. Once you got the blues down. Once you got the blues, it's over with.

But the blues are really important. The blues are super important. More important than red. It's like that stupid thing where like, what if there's a snail like following you and if it touches you, you die? But like you can go anywhere in the world and like you can live forever just as long as the snail doesn't touch you. You're always playing this like game of like you're always, It doesn't matter where you are, like he'll slowly be coming up.

Let me make sure this audio is okay. The thing we're like, what if there's a snake? Okay, it's probably okay. I'm hearing it. That sounds like the game with the skeleton that the kids are playing. Like that I half expect to turn on Instagram and that's what's going on. A fucking snail game. Fucking snail game.

He's following you around the world. Ever so slowly, dude. Yeah, and it's like this little ass snail climbing up on the horizon and people are fucking freaking out. He's gonna fucking get it. at me, fuck. I don't get it. Dude, I had a whole fucking... I learned too much this week, too,

because you're a fan of popcorn, right? Love it, yeah. So, I've been some office meetings recently, and why the fuck is microwave popcorn considered an office snack? I don't know. Why do you eat the movie theater experience

at your desk? I don't know. And Okay How do you do it without fucking burning it Every time? Because I swear to God It's a fucking IQ test

Yeah If you put microwave popcorn in And you burn it You're a fucking Because dude That whole floor smelled like burnt popcorn We're trying to have

Do serious shit They really They really haven't made any advancements On like a burn detector Well no For the microwave So I watched this whole

fucking video On the popcorn button Because I was like Why the fuck does it exist? Because I went home looked at a bag of my popcorn. Uh-huh. Says, do not use the popcorn button.

Right. Okay, well, then why the... What the fuck? I'm getting scammed somewhere. Right. I don't like it. Uh-huh. Turns out there's no standard popcorn. No, of course not. It's just like a guess. It's like a fucking printer.

Yeah. There's no standard to anything. It just does... So why would they even put it on there? Fucking... Some asshole in marketing is like, let's put a popcorn button on there. And then they all had to do it. Then they all had to do it. It's like, it's like, why the fucking? But dude, it's crazy. It's like, why the

fuck does that need to be a thing that people could just have at the office? I don't know. What do you want them to have? A sandwich? Something that's not going to fucking be burnt all day. God damn. Like, everywhere you turn, it's just

like, man, someone's still burning probably, what the fuck? Um, so my kitchen's spraying a leak. Started getting water everywhere. And I said,

uh, okay. I've just been I've been so depressed at the sewer situation in my house and about it I've been so worried about it that I just like push it in the back of my mind you know

like a fat person with a heart attack yeah push it in the shit I found a shit pit in my mind and I put all my sewage concerns there because everybody I bring it up with or talk to about it's unhelpful you know they're like

well they're what's your qualms about it when you're thinking well because in my mind I'm a man imagining, like this gigantic chasm that poop is slowly filling and that one day poop's just going to start seeping out of everywhere all over the neighborhood. And it's kind of like shoot out of people's sinks and they're going to know it's me somehow.

Like I'll have eaten a receipt or something on accident and a CVS receipt of mine will pop out a neighbor's sink down the street or I'm picturing like tremor shit, you know, like pipes getting all fucked up and a new telecopters going around like local man poops all over a whole neighborhood also trips trying to find coyotes too yeah then they're gonna pull that clip in I've been freaking out about it for like five years

because everybody that comes in and tries to figure out where my shit is going says the same thing we don't know but it's going somewhere and I think that's like that's not a that's not a good enough answer but I think you're doing the best you could do I don't think you're going to give me a better answer than that because you should know when you say it that that's a stupid answer

but that's not a good answer so I've just been putting it in the back of my mind like well I guess maybe when we sell the house I'll just punt it I've been thinking am I just going to lie on the MLS and say well they did it to you yeah I know they did it to me

some fucking idiot died here and then the new people the fucking Vietnamese flippers the shrippers rippers, the shrimp, the shrimpers, the fishheads. Roly polly fishheads. Rory poesy fishheads that bought my house and flipped it and put everything together wrong,

just lied on the thing that there's this public sewage connection. Do you mean to tell me? And the guy said it cost $200,000 to fix. So I said, okay. I mean, that's not, it's not getting fixed then. I don't, I guess I'm just going to jail. I guess I'll just keep shitting in this void that exists somewhere that no, one can tell me where it is, even though you guys all have hoses and cameras and equipment,

like, I don't know why you can't fucking tell me where it's going. Dude, one day in the middle of the night, you're like on a hot night, you're just going to hear when the whole house is going to run. The hard house is going to fart. And then shit's going to start flying out. Like, fucking, like cloudy with a chance of meatballs, like said, poop, my poop, all over the the neighborhood. And everyone's going to be pissed at me again.

Claudia with a chance of poop balls, dude. It's cloudy with a chance. Shitty with a chance of poop balls. And it's been freaking me out. It's been like fucking bothering me for five years since, or whenever I discovered it, I don't know when it was like three years ago. And I discovered that my house wasn't attached to the sewer. How'd you get access to it?

Where was the access point? There's a, you know, a cleanout out back, one of those knobs that you unscrew and you stick a camera in. And everybody that comes out says, I don't know where it's going. They say the same thing. I don't know where it's going. Yeah. I say, well, there's a septic tank out front. They said, the septic tank's dry, so it's not there.

And I say, well, can you just put it to the septic tank? And they say, that's illegal since COVID. I say, okay. Why did I ask? Of course, it's illegal. Stupid. And they say, actually, it's illegal for you to even have that tank. You need to get it filled.

I say, get the fuck off my property. So this guy came out. The sink was leaking all over the place, fucking things up. And he's like, oh, yeah, you're, you're, you're, dishwasher's all plugged. That's why this is happening. That little thing on top that goes, you know, when the dishwasher's going, it was shooting water out. And he's like, yeah, because of this plug, here, check this out. And I said, oh, okay, great. Um, and then he said, yeah, don't worry, it'll go into the sewer. And I said, well, I'm not connected to the sewer, so it won't go there.

He goes, what are you connected to? I said, don't. Bluetooth. I'm connected to Bluetooth. All my shit's going to the cloud. And I said, I don't know. I don't know where the poop's going. And he goes, well, you got to know where it's going. I said, buddy? Buddy? I don't know. It's going to a hole somewhere.

It's just going around. It's going into a seepage pit. That's what they told me. And he goes, you don't know where it's going? He said, no. He goes, that's illegal. And I said, ch-ch. Like that, I said, get the fuck out of my, get the fuck out of my house.

Because who told you that? I said, what company do you work for? And he goes, uh, Carmelo's, uh, sewer spy. And I said, yeah, uh, Carmelo did. He came out and said, I don't know, you're, you're, I called you. That's why I called you for here today. Because you guys came out and told me, you don't know where it's going. Because I thought that I'd have like a file with you.

So I didn't have to start from zero, right? And he goes, oh, yeah, that sounds like Carmelo. I said, okay. But then, I don't know. I started thinking, when he said it, I was like, oh, huh, I'm detecting, I'm detecting, I don't want to get my hopes up, but I'm detecting intelligence from you with that response. Oh, that sounds like, Carmel's like, oh, interesting. Okay. Interesting. He's like, well, do you want to know where, should, you want to know where it goes, right? I said,

only with like every fiber of my being. Do I want to know where the shit? my house is going. Yeah. I've had, you know how many guys I've had out here to try to figure it out? Yes. And he goes, well, I think we should try to try to figure it out. And I'm like,

dude, listen, I once thought like you. I once thought like technology and, and hoses and cameras and like just wanting something.

was enough to make it happen. But it's just not. If you are, if you want to do what you're, I felt like Kramer and Newman when he's trying to get 10 cents a can, I said, if you, if you're committed, if you really want to do this, you have to understand that it's probably not going to happen.

And that it's going to make you feel worse about yourself forever as a man. It's going to like leave you with this, this dissatisfaction. It's like the sword and the stone. You do not want to try to pull the sword out of the stun no matter how tough you think you are Because if you fail and you're gonna fail It will haunt you forever

Get out of my house I think about it So he left and a couple minutes later I hear knock knock knock knock I open the door and he goes I gotta I gotta try I just like There's something in me and there's a dog in me and I need to know. I need to know his poop is going.

Well, like, we account for everything in life, right? Like, what do you mean that this fucking... And I'm thinking, I'm like those guys in the Muppets, you know, sitting in the balcony. You're never going to...

Never going to happen. Never going to happen, right? And he's throwing these questions out that I've heard a million times and that I've seen men dash their skills and their hopes upon. Like, well, where's this? Where's this? Is it going that way?

I'm like, no. Nope, it's not going that way. Nope, there's no sewer connection. Nope. And he goes, like, well, the city will want to know. I said, city gave me a refund, actually for 10 years of sewer because I wasn't connected. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So he goes, okay, so he sticks his pipe in.

He sticks his hose in my pipe, in my back pipe behind the house. And he's playing with it for a while. And then he gets out his fucking metal detector. Bing, bing, bing. I'm like, I've seen all this shit before. I'm like, oh, it's going to go over there. it's going to go over there and then right about here it's going to end

and that's where you end and that's when your insanity begins so he goes okay he goes around sure enough finds it ends right there I said just like I fucking told you and he goes well there's a sewer hole and access pole right here and I said

nope that's the dry one he goes go flush all the all the toilets at once he said okay he's got his camera down there right and so I go in I flush all the toilet Let's turn all the water on. And I only did any of this because my wife and son were up in my parents' house where they were fixing the air, right?

Otherwise, this would have been get the hell out of here. I got too much stuff to do. But it was this rare opportunity of a clogged dishwasher that destroyed the wall, new air. My wife being gone, my kid being gone. I said, okay, let's do it. We've got 72 hours to figure this out. So I go flush all the stuff and come back out and go, well, just like I told you. Totally dry, right?

And he's got the camera deep in the sewer thing, looking like the underground and stranger things, you know, sitting on the bottom. And he gives me the fucking finger. He gives me the finger of silence. So we're looking at this monitor, right? And then he goes, wait for it. Wait for it.

Sure enough, one tiny trickle, water comes down. and then another cuffling goes, no something's going on here let me get my something's going on here it's not going here but something's going on here so he goes okay he's like

he gets his camera again goes in there and he goes I think it's going one way's going to the left maybe and one way's going to the right and I said wait a minute the left hold on a minute I've jarred something loose. Deep in my

brain from 10 years ago. You know how my dad likes to steal plants, right? You know, that's his he loves, he steals succulents. He says people list them for free on Craigslist, but no one bothers, has ever bothered to check.

Long time ago, 10 years ago, he came out to take one of my succulent plants. And he took it. And there was a fucking Home Depot bucket. lid under it. It's like, dug it out.

And I'm like, that's weird. Home Depot bucket. I pulled it out. And there was like a bunch of clay stuff in there. But there's nothing going on. It was like bone dry, you know, in there. So I said, uh-huh. Okay, whatever.

Stuck it in, covered it up. And I told him, I was like, there's a, there's a bucket somewhere in the yard. I turned at me and he goes, what color is the bucket? Green bucket? Red bucket? Black bucket? I'm like, I don't fucking know.

Like a home deep orange, Home Depot bucket. and he's a big guy he was gone in an instant to his truck and he got like this giant stabbing harpoon thing and he starts going around in my yard fucking

sticking the harpoon in the ground fung like what do you what he goes I said I think it's right I think it's here I swear to God I think it's here and he goes there's no markings

or anything I said no I found it a long time ago and they said he said They said it wasn't, they said it was like just old, you know, old plumbing because it was totally dry. Like we looked in, sent a thing down there back when I bought the house, right? Fuck. Dung, dunk, dunk, dunk, don't around. And then he goes, doop.

He hits something, empty and plastic. I said, that's it. And he goes, no, this is like, this is just a Home Depot bucket. I'm like, I say, I'm telling you that there's something in there. So we dig it up. like fucking Raiders of the Lost Arc. Right?

Pulls out the Home Depot bucket. I said, yeah, but it's going to be it's like dried and destroyed in there. He pulls out the Home Depot Depot bucket and all the dirt kind of falls in

and it's like one, two, three and there's this big sploosh sound from the bottom of the hole. I said, no fucking way. What?

And then the wave of urine. of urine, smell, washes over us, and I said, no fucking way, dude. And he goes, this is your seepage pit, right here, buried in the yard.

I said, okay. And he goes, check this out. He puts in a camera and there's a pipe running from the pit exactly where he said it was diverting off over here. He goes, there, right there. He's triangulating

it. He's looking at the pipe and he's going, like, That pipe's going that way, because the seepage pit, when the poop fills up and the pee fills up, it runs over into this other type of pit, pit, liquid pit where it just goes into the ground, right? When your cup runneth over. And he goes, that's where all your shit is. It's right here. And he's walking like this. And he goes right here.

And I said, you gotta be fucking kidding me. It's under the sidewalk in front of my house. And he goes, we're sitting. But there's a sitting. But there's this, it can't, this can't be. Because there's a sidewalk. And I said, no, check this out. So I load up fucking Google Earth and go back in time.

Right before I bought the house, they fucking paved over. It used to be, it used to have this giant hook in it, the sidewalk. You can tell from the satellite. It used to have this giant curve out of the side. You don't know what's there. Used to have this giant curve out of the side. and now it's just a flat like totally straight

and he goes they fucking paved over and I said these fucking I had a bunch of slurs Oh yeah You know You could say them at home And I said these fucking Paved over

The shit pit They fucking paved over He goes yeah You see that from time to time Dude So I can't believe it I can't believe it either

I said bro I was gonna cry I'm like, you have no idea how much this has been bothering me where all the poop is going and that no one can find it. He goes, well, we could pull this out, give you a new tank for like 40 grand. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not that happy.

Let's calm down. What can we do to just, what can we do to just pump it? Right? And he goes like, well, we'd have to destroy the sidewalk. And then we'd have to replace that. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, no one said anything about replacing. Let's just destroy it. put a thing in there and goes

yeah we could do that um we'd have to know where it is exactly so I go on Google Street View I'm like no problem I'm gonna use computers so I go on load up my adjo

load up the street on Google Street View and I see it goes all the way back right all the way back to like the 90th or you know like early 2000s amazing okay I load it up I get to like 2014 and I go click I'm driving down the street in Google Street view right

I get to my house I turn the camera over and it's fucking the entire house is blurred out oh I go what the fuck is this why is my house a blur and I go back in time

and it's like blur blur blur blur blur this house has been deleted blur blur blur blur blur I'm like what the fuck so I text my wife I'm like what uh why is our house a blur on Google

do you know anything about that And she goes, yeah, I did that. And I said, okay, well, can you undo it? And she goes, no, I'm busy right now. I said, okay, so I go on Google and say, like, how do I unblur my house? And it says, the process is unreversible. Because I did it for privacy. I'm like, what the fuck is the privacy for?

No, I need the picture. I need the picture of the house from 2014. Do you understand how badly I need this picture? And it's just a blur now. Everybody else's house you can see from back in time, except for me. I'm just going to tear up the whole fucking yard. Found it. Do you understand how happy I was?

What a thief of joy? What a fucking... So they looked at that and said, well, let's just... It doesn't look as good. with the hole there so you can pump it out so you can pump all the shit out let's just pave over it

there you go you gotta take a weed whacker to it I think that's I think that's it I'm just done with life yeah now that was the big mystery that was the white whale

what do we got going on here we gotta write a book about it now I mean that's not over yet yeah what do you what's your process here right right All right. So after I lay in the lines, basically,

what I do with the pencil, then I reinforce them with the ink, get rid of the pencil. Okay. Then I come in and I lay a couple of washes, and I set my chroma key, you know, how hot or how cold did I want the background to be

so that the foreground pops, which is you two. And then I break you guys down into three different values and then try to raise the chroma intensity to the high spots. Now with watercolour, you have to work backwards.

You have to work light to dark, where with oil, you work dark to light. Oh, I see. Okay. So you've got to leave the lights unsaturated and then bring the saturation up so that you can get a nice balance between the lights and the darks. Why watercolor? All of your stuff is in watercolor, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, I do oils too.

I do oils. I do gouache. I do pin and ink, pencil. I do all that stuff. And oil is my original. But watercolor just seemed to fit the whole comic book kind of pop art genre the best. You know, because with oil, it takes a while to dry. you throw it around your, you know, your studio.

And the other thing, too, about watercolor is it paints itself. And if you can see on the camera, like right here, it kind of does this really fun wash stuff when you layer it and it pits out in the paper. So it adds like a lot of organic texture. Yeah. Which I really get excited about, you know? Yeah, it looks cool.

You could have different, you know, levels of finish on a piece and it still looks, you know, appealing and satisfying to the eye. And so that's another big reason why I actually love watercolor But I mean it's no shit pit Oh man Now I'm shitting up a storm We need you like Dr. Strangelove style Instead of writing a nuke you're writing a shit pit out of the sky

Dude I'm gonna save it I want pictures of it Fill it with acrylic dude I'm just flushing anything now I know exactly where it's going I'm not worried at all Man flush all those non-flushable wipes I'm still a whole bath I'm flushing tampon

for fun fuck it dude you see they they found out the tampons had mercury in them cool how many tampons are women using though to explain because it does if it does affect your brain but one one tampon a month I don't know probably like a couple dozen well they put them in their butt too right yeah that's not thought they're just having a chew on them just like a cocaine Diff, yeah. Yeah. Just pack one in them. Chewing some mercury.

I'm feeling a little sane right now. I'm going to go ahead and chew on a tampon. Yo, that's why Mercury being in Gatorade effects bitches so much, man. Wait, what? Mercury's in Gatorade? Oh. You know, whatever the fucking, that shit, they always like, oh, it's Mercury. What are surprises, stuff in our tampons.

Who would have thunk it? Who would have thought that? Who would have thought that a multi-billion-dollar industry would have your best, Yeah, maybe we should keep better track of what goes on those tampons. Let's start there. And then we'll do the rest, baby food and stuff like that. Yeah. Are they putting bad stuff in liquor?

Yeah, alcohol. Oh, yeah. Anything worse than that? I feel like that's the only thing we can really control that it's okay. I think there's like a bunch of shit in like Guinness. I think there's like pesticides and a lot of beers. There's pesticides and beer. But not Sapporo, right?

Sapporo's fine because we're drinking it actively currently. Yeah, everything Japanese is good. Japanese is solid. Everything we're doing right this second does not matter, yeah. If only the Japanese tampons came in bigger sizes. Well, they make them sideways out there. That makes sense. Yeah, okay.

Let me see what else I got. Richard Dawkins says this computer is alive. Did you see this? This is pretty funny. You know who Richard Dawkins is? Big retard who waterboarded himself It says his computer Wait, he waterboarded himself? Richard Dawkins

I think so, yeah Why did he do that? To like prove to people that it wasn't this traumatic And then he's waterboarded himself And then he couldn't shower for like two months Wait, what? Look at it up That was Richard Dawkins?

I think so, dude Let me see Richard Dawkins Waterboard No, Christopher Hitchens Oh One of those retards He was

That fat idiot waterboarded himself and then died? Well, he's like, I'll show you it's not so bad and then it like fucked him up for like the rest of his life. Oh, give me a break.

Yeah, it's like... Why would he say it fucked him up? Why don't you just say, no, it didn't? It was fine. It's like, hey, you're the guy who hasn't showered in six years. Like, that's crazy. Because of waterboarding?

Yeah, I did this thing to own the lives and fucking now I can't do anything. Okay, so it was him. I knew it was one of those like... Shitheads. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Um... Yeah, Richard Dawkins says that his Claude AI is conscious. Can you go, hey, Claude, stop using all my passwords and fucking security keys in your global cloud of things? He calls it Claudia. He calls his computer Claudia. I hope it comes to life and kills him. Wouldn't that be great? I'd be like, oh, shit, I guess it really was a lot, huh?

evolutionary biologist and outspoken atheist outspoken atheist yeah that's like who immediately sees God in a computer what a dumb fuck yeah dude it's so dumb he you gotta take we gotta take

the boomer's emails away at some point so they can't be saying shit like this it's like can you believe we're using the computer to compute a lot of things all at once whoa holy shit wow crazy the king of Reddit I guess shocker Richard Dawkins, the fucking Reddit atheist,

the creator of Reddit atheism, would see intelligence in a, uh, an LLM modeled after Reddit. I wouldn't be a surprise. I'll listen to him if he waterboards himself. That's like... You gotta go in for a waterboarding every couple of years.

Just, you know, it's like certificates, right? Yeah. Gotta make sure you're up to speed. Yeah, you do have to kind of get tested. Like, okay, well, see if you can do this waterboarding now. the whole point is when you're done with it you have to say that it was no big deal no matter what or else you fail

what if it was a big deal I feel like you're not understanding you didn't get waterboarded long enough back yeah like all you have to do here Richard is play around with the LLM and say it's a fun and useful

tool all you have to do as the modern voice of atheism to preserve your like the integrity of your message that you know God isn't real and it's just something that people kind of

want to believe in and makes them feel better all you have to do is not see God anywhere a concept yeah as a concept a novel idea if you will that fucking oh you mean I don't believe in God hmm yeah he's like trying to like

disprove his own and he's like see yeah seriously computers alive go there's God in there's God in the seasons and in the relationships you have with people, even in like your own experience through life and your shared emotions that you have with people, that's God and it doesn't exist.

Okay, here's a talking calculator. Holy fuck, there's God in this. Jesus Christ, yeah. All right, man. Dude, we've been making computers talk ever since Mac had like speech or text of speech. Just making the computer, you're like, fog, fog, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

He was like, oh, shit, this God in here. Yeah, when it's like penis, penis, penis, and it's just going on for like 30 minutes because you copied and paces it's so many fucking times and it's nothing but the buffer is full. Yeah.

And the teacher's all yelling at you to turn it off. You're like, I don't know how to turn it off. It's still going. What if your teacher was like, oh my God, it's alive? It's alive.

It's conscious. I'd be like, wait until you see the next word I get in stuff. I don't feel like that one. If you were astounded by that for my next trick. Let's ask the computer what its other favorite words are.

times a bejillion. Classes all, the period bell rings and it's still like penis, penis, penis, man. This computer's been saying, they're going to put it next to that light bulb that's been going for like 100 years. This Mac 2GS has been saying penis for 70 years.

It's going to be next to the Aeneack machine. Or it's like those like infinite torches. Yeah. Like JFK. We're not my fucking tombstone. Penis, Venus, Venus. Venus, penis, penis, penis, penis. All the fucking blots are empty.

Everyone's trying to mourn their family. Venus, penis, penis, penis. Man, is that guy's fucking grave here? Like, no one, it was so cheap. Yeah. Give me the best grave in the whole spot. Yeah, and make sure on a little loudspeaker. And it's like, it's got one of those speakers that like,

only kids can hear, like the frequency? Well, dude, it would be great to say, you know, everyone's like, oh, we got to send, like, the Bible out into space, all this, like, you know, send all the seeds into space so we can reclaim them at some point. Yeah. Or, like, just have, like, a little robot

flying around. Venus, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis. Oh, shit, that thing's still flying around. And it goes since 1947. Like, Holy shit. Like Voyager. Yeah. Catch up to Voyager and, like, fucking braces.

It's also saying penis, penis, penis. And they're like, hey, penis, penis, penis, penis. It's like the logic loop is just stuck. But that's like, that's the extent of like how amusing like the computer talking could be. Yeah, and it's like everything after that is just like, yeah. Here's like a dissertation on, no, no, go back to the penis one. Oh, you mean I can like type Reg X like a little easier?

Okay, cool. A lot easier. Yeah. So it still doesn't work the first time. That's what, like you fucking blew the Reg X, dude. That's it. Claude, put it in your memory that you fucked up the Rejects again.

Print line by line penis a bazillion times. That's a punishment. After feeding the LLM a segment of his new book, so Reddit man feeds a Reddit machine, his new Reddit book, he received detailed feedback.

Dawkins was moved to explain you may not know you are conscious, but you bloody well are. God, what a fucking dickhead. I made a boomer countdown using, like, actuarial tables. Sick. To see when we're done with them. Then the last one will be dead.

Then we can finally just live our lives without dealing with this shit every day. Jesus Christ. No more headlines about so-and-so says something retarded. Never again. I just... No more woman drives a car through a farmer's market on accident. Well, and he's sitting in the back with his arms, like, so smug. This thing's fucking alive, dude.

I fed my manuscript to my... That's like my wife read my book and she loved it. Like, yeah, I mean, okay. This guy calls it Claudia. Like, what the fuck? Isn't that weird? This generation of men and their fixation on having, like, pseudo-sexual parental relationships with young, like, women that they totally control,

really fucked up the whole world. The whole receptionist thing, really, like... Yeah. Trope drilled in too hard. God, that's like their biggest mark of accomplishment. Like me, I just want to have a know where all my poop is going. Right. But these guys, they need to have like a malleable young woman that looks at them, looks up to them like a father.

Yeah. And is also very much as like them. Like they want to be a little girl. Yeah. Weird. That's why he's calling it Claudia. You know what I miss? Yeah.

I miss being able to hit electric. Electronics to make them work again? Oh yeah like Ziggy just like a Weir remember when you ever do that we're gonna do that? An Al go this piece of shit Yeah, it's just something about like oh got a loose fucking seamoster like like fucking work skinning Yeah, fucking piece of shit Fuck this. Well because there's something about like now you hit your computer and That's a $4,000 mistake. Yeah, you got a lot of explaining forever. Yeah

AppleCare is not gonna believe that one. Yeah, but you You get an old tube TV. Or you can't even hit the computer. Right. Like, I'm doing caps lock yelling at Claude going, what the fuck am I doing? But then I read that the harness actually captures caps lock. Yeah. Like, you mean you programmed it to react to me melting down?

Now I feel even worse. Yeah. They're like, we thought of every possible thing. Yeah. What were you going to say? Sorry. Oh, I can't even remember. But it's just like that same kind of like, man, it's just everything so like,

it's on a chip and you get just like whatever hologram that decides to make there's no like this device only does this one thing yeah the tube tv just like this tv that's it yeah doesn't have apps don't have any it's just like i i miss the day when it's like a one-to-one kind of device thing and you can smack the shit out of it and start working again i need like a pain acceptor like a pain control device on the computer dude if i could send like a punch through like tcpip yeah that'd be cool just like like, man. Or a zap. Just a flea. You know, everybody,

you got to hold it to zap somebody. Right. And it randomly assigns zaps. You got to press the blue, uh, what was the blue or the red button? Are you, I was sick for that week. God, the fucking blues, man. Everything that's, everything that's wrong with humanity in one question. Are you going to press the red button and mind your own business? Or you're going to press the blue button and make it everyone's problem?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm pressing red on purpose. is to get rid of all the people that are, number one, too stupid to press red, or number two, trying to save everybody who pressed blue for whatever reason. Both of you are the worst. Yeah. There's no good reason, no good reason to press blue. None. Red means, red means you survive.

And pressing the blue button means if more than 50% of people press blue, then you survive. And if less than 50% press blue, then you all die. Yeah. And somehow, somehow it got like 54% of people pressing blue or something like that. Which I don't think they would actually do in real life. Because if your life is on the line, you're going to save it. Yeah, it's the same way they vote. Like, do you want to vote to give immigrants other people's money?

Yeah, sure. Okay, do you want them at your house? No. Absolutely not. Yeah. But a button for that. it's all so fucking and they all have like

basically pressing blue meant you can write a like a 10,000 word article on why you're a good person right and then I can't wait for like 10 years from now when some asshole makes like a four hour long deep dive video and like was the the blue or gold dress and this video and the fucking red or blue button like were these all sci-offs and it's like actually we have

it's like it all just seems like it blew up so hard it's like, it's like, who cares? Yeah. We know you're all retarded anyway. You're definitely retarded. It's like a performative whiteness. All the white people getting around going, hey, look at us. Well, being white together.

I'm like, yeah. Actually, this causes a lot of problems for everyone and what you guys are doing right now. A lot of you are really, you're way too into this. All the Mexican people are too into putting socialist dictators charge you know communist dictators

whatever white people just need to have a big parade where they all press the blue button every once in a while got to get it out of their systems you have to man okay uh what else do I have do do oh retards get more money

than smart kids should be interesting this is US public spending special education versus the gifted and talented spending I was kind of surprised by this I thought it would be similar like

or I don't know at least closer or maybe not I don't know this is still surprising me U.S. public spending on special education versus gifted and talented spending

the special education funding gets 15 billion federal and 90 billion state for a total of 105 billion dollars in special education funding the gifted and the talented programs

get point oh wow point oh one six billion federal and 1.5 billion it's for a total of 1.5 billion so we got a 100 billion dollars being spent on retarded kids and one and a half billion being sent on smart kids kids. Well, dude, think of all the medical insurance of charges for like restraints and wheelchairs and shit for like RTA, like the retard transit agency. Yeah. Short white buses.

Yeah, the short white buses. Fucking, you know, all that kind of shit, man. They're just fucking, the medical system is to blame on that one. And like teachers and shit. Like, well, you know, I need, I need combat pay. I got this fucking sate foot tall fucking mice and men looking motherfucker ready to pet my head in. Yeah It's just like special education

You're telling me the one You're telling me that one classroom of Goofy guys at school Was Costing more than the entire rest of the school They were the reason all our food sucked in school What the fuck And you can even have any kind of meal

Like they have breakfast lunch and dinner now They do? The retarded kids have breakfast lunch and dinner You can even take it home What the fuck? Yeah They're like here's some old bread and some stale peanut butter you fuck yeah yeah i gotta buy my own bagels and cookies they're getting their whole own meals like they're on death row every day i mean i guess if

your life expectancy isn't that long it's kind of like can't we just like tie them to a i don't know tie them on like a like my dog's got a leash that she can't chew through that's got like 50 feet of room yeah 50 feet of run on it can we just like tie him down outside dude To a poll. You can't. Because I always thought that shit was funny, right? If like, ha-ha, you see the retarded kid in school. You know, you're trying to like, I used to get busted all the time in school

because for laughing at the retards running past the class. You're like, sure, we all do. Oh, man. You'd count the seconds for that Doppler effect. Man, that was a 20-second world. You see a retarer was moving fast, man. Holy shit. And you hear the whole cavalcade falling behind.

Stomp, stomps, stomps, stomps. Yeah, the fucking disjointed stomp's getting me every time. I'm like, man, I can't beat. Man, come on. But, you know, it's all fun in games in high school. But then, like, again, when I was working at the computer shop, it's like, here's an adult daycare across the business park. And I'm sitting there like, who enabled this, like, eight foot tall fucking, like, juggernaut-looking motherfucker? Like, why do they grow these specimens?

And then, like, how they grow these things this big? What's happening? Why are they giving meat to this fucker? Nobody can control them. It's like the only people who want to do those jobs are like frail old ladies. This green mile looking motherfucker. Yeah. And it's like I watched him fuck this lady up and like just like throw a motherfucker out of a wheelchair one more.

And I'm sitting there like, yo, like you gotta be kidding me. There's blood like they had clean up. A hundred billion dollars for the retarded kids? I think we could do it for less than that. How much is this fucking nine millimeter bullock? I mean. Can we like assign them? Can we rank them and like assign one to be the pet of another one or something?

There's some accountability going on. Here's what's fucked up. And I know I'm going to be fucked for saying this. But it's like I know people who have like severely autistic kids and like which is really like really developmentally disabled kids. And it ruins their whole fucking life. Yeah. And it's like now if you think of that now you have an extra person with. a couple extra chromosomes and fucking,

you know, now you have this drain on society, now creating another drain on this person. So now you're like sinking, fucking everything. Instead of people being able to be productive and focus on their fucking lives, it's like, you know, raising kids, one thing, but raising this kid where it's like, dude, now you have like a 35 year old man

who loses his shit if you take his iPad away and he's gonna fucking beat your whole face inside out. He's got retard strength. Yeah, he's got retard strength and old man. Man strike. Isn't there something like with the way we like take care of cows that we could do with them?

Like just put them in a pasture. Yeah, it's like a bullet. It's like a what, the fucking nail in the back of this. Like the hug machine. Yeah. Temple Grand is hug machine. Can't we use that?

Just a bunch of big retards. This are the kind of things we can do when all the boomers are dead. Yeah. I feel like finally. We should pit all the boomers against all the rage versus retards.

Yeah. It's like a big fucking bull ring. Have you seen the Scientology? Oh, yeah. Oh, let me love. Let me load those. That's good shit right there. I don't want to get my hopes up too much, but I feel like we're moving into a society where this sort of, where this is like the culture.

Yeah. Where we can protect the kids that are crashing Scientology buildings to try to find Zeno. He's in there. He's in there. They just sent a bunch of dwarfs in today. I saw that. Let me find it. Okay, Scientology raids.

Here we go. God, this is great. Yeah, this is the dwarf. Okay. rig this up okay there we go Scientology raids are getting wilder

after a man brought over 20 Christian dwarfs to raid the Scientology HQ in Los Angeles in an attempt to find Tom Cruise okay Go go go go go go go go!

these little guys. Like that was Scientology's biggest tool to use against you that they're going to stalk you, right? But it doesn't really work anymore because everyone's gangstocking and doing YouTube shit. Like people are getting arrested for doing like having TTS, like bomb threats in other countries. Like going to your house like now, if you come to my house,

we'll like jack off on you or something. We'll get raped. Like good luck. You can't be like a like the whole, Scientology's whole thing was they like send a guy out to Maine Mug. Like that doesn't really work anymore. We're doing, we're taking videos of like a crying skeleton. Yeah.

Putting grenades on a crying skeleton and putting it on TikTok. Let me find another one. I kind of feel like Leah Rimney missed that one. All she needed was some dwarves. Yeah. All the crying and shit didn't really do it. You got to be proactive. Yeah.

Yeah. Sending packs of dwarfs in. That was the move. I don't know Let's see here Film the police Yeah here it is Okay this is Jesus

Doing a Scientology raid Ah Jesus It's just tearing at the door To get into Scientology Oh my Totally overwhelmed Security's totally overwhelmed They're dressed like the weekenders.

Man. This is great, man. This is wholesome fun. Total violation. A guy dressed like a hot dog. A green man. Go, go, go. Oh, an alien, a blow-up alien suit.

Come on, guy, hurt you. He's got to get into the exit. Dude, they're getting pretty far. Yeah Derr market Derek this is doing this Let's go Are there

Blueprints for these buildings That exist Like a city hall Oh I don't know Can you figure out Like where to get to the I don't know if they Are current

Look this guy tackling Jesus And this is like a guy And he found the exit They're so pissed Okay All right one more Like You don't think at some point

They're like wait this shit is retarded like why are we defending why are we doing this? Yeah yeah um God I knew a Scientologist uh

she was in when she was a kid and they make they make them do like it's insane stuff all the time constantly that's fucked up uh

this is a good way to to stop it though best Scientology rate okay here's this guy looks like a like a movie theater usher trying to stop these kids. Oh, they're pissed.

Here they go, yeah! Here the kids go! Woohoo! And they're under 18, so they can't get in serious trouble. And Scientology isn't Jewish. Like, if you couldn't do this at a synagogue, you go to jail. Yeah. Scientology just don't have that kind of power.

There you go. fainting him over shrieking shrieking yeah she needs her e-metered cleansed thank you get an air horn blast to the fucking face uh okay very cool let's see here Disney adults That came up this week

Okay Let's see what that was Disney adults are going into debt I think it was Shocker From their food bill or the park bill I think they're one in the same This is

Some Disney adults are going into serious debt in pursuit of magic. And they had, I don't know why they have this guy here in the New Yorker. In 2000, in 2023, Ashley, a freshman at at Quinnipak University in Connecticut, had $15,000 in her bank account.

Excited by her newfound freedom as a college student. Wow, she had 15 grand in college. She decided to start going solo trips. Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida seemed like an obvious choice. She went during her winter break. Then she returned six times in two years. Soon enough, her account balance had dwindled to just $5. Is this supposed to make you feel sorry? What is, what emotion is this supposed to evoke? Hatred? I don't know. Contempt? What are you feeling when I say these things? Perhaps unsurprisingly, many adults who have accumulated Disney debt seemed to be chasing a feeling from their childhoods. One woman

who has been to Disney World more than a hundred times said that visiting the park takes her back to a time when she had fewer worries. Jesus Christ, man. It's the nostalgic feeling of what brought you joy

when you were little and you didn't have the stressors of adult life. If you've been to Disney World a hundred times, you don't have any adult stressors. Yeah. Read more about the Disney.

Okay, let's see. You know what real Disneyland nostalgia is is when your parents are like, okay, cool, it's lunchtime, and you're like, hell yeah, and they're like, cool. And then you've got to walk all the way the fuck back to the car, eat sandwiches out of the cooler,

and you're like, you can just make a sandwich at home if you want the Disney experience. Because back then parents were like, I'm not paying fucking all that money. It wasn't even nearly as much, but it's like, no, you pay the bare minimum,

you get in there, enjoy your dad. And that was a reasonable meal back then. Yeah. price back when we were kids. Absolutely. God knows how much it cost. Yeah, back then it was like I looked at some of like the price and it's just like... Chicken nuggets for like seven bucks right? Totally fine. I'd pay that now.

Yeah. But like now that's a steal but back then our parents are like, are you fucking out of your mind? I'm not buying that shit. We're going to the car and eating bologna sandwiches. Yeah. Last year Ashley landed a job with the Disney College Program, a semester long internship during which college students and recent graduates serve in entry level roles throughout the parks. Are you fucking kidding me? They got like a cult.

They got like a C-Lab. See, whatever it is? C-Ology. C-Oorg. Yeah, I was seeing a C-Lat the show. C-Lap the show. For around $400 a week, her salary after Disney deducted rent

for her company-sponsored housing. I didn't think you could do that. She worked as a photopass photographer. The most loathsome job there is. worse than professional rapist is the person that hounds you at the entrance to the park and herangs you

into taking a picture and then gives you that little ticket stub or gives your wife that little ticket stub. This is a company store shit, man. No quarter for them. Those people are the worst. Flick a quarter off their dump. Yeah.

Taking pictures of guests as they enjoyed various attractions. One of the perks of being in the program was that she had free access to Disney World when she wasn't on the clock. So she'd often hang around in the park spending liberally on food and merch. She collects Disney pins.

Jesus Christ. There's a result, she said, a lot of my money went straight back to Disney. This is like, it's like working at a coal mine. That's what I mean. You know? I owe my soul at the company store, man. Except if you're not producing anything,

you're just being fat, buying pins. Producing sweat. You're not mining coal. You're not mining like fucking goofy. Well, they're mining coal with the dwarves, you see. They hang out in Westin, man. Just mining pictures. Yeah.

Selling shit to other people. What they do is they get super fat and then I'll wear high heels so they can walk around and strike oil. That's the money making... That's how they sell you on it. Yeah, okay. A lot of my money went straight back to Disney. She also spent more than what she was. earning, accumulating roughly a thousand dollars in credit card debt. That's it, which she asked

her parents to help pay off. Man, poof. So-called Disney adults have become a subject of online fascination. That's the nicest way I've heard that put, with many online ridicule and hatred, probably. With many people now questioning how much it costs to be one, almost two million people have watched a video posted in November of 2025 in which a YouTube asks Disney visitors how much debt they have. Oh, really? It's a genre of content that has become more popular recently with critics seizing on it as evidence that the Disney

obsessed are not only culturally, but financially bankrupt. Mentally bankrupt? Yeah, mentally bankrupt. We can't even say it. I'm so retarded. And diet dietically, they're fat. I thought you were going to say diet.

I think they're fat. How come they get to get away with this? This is like gambling for women, right? Yeah. Like, you can't go open a casino because guys will lose their ass. So they restrict it. How come Disney could just do whatever? They could tell all women that they're worth something.

You're going to meet a guy that wants to listen to them. All this garbage stuff. Talking animals. It's got to be regulated. If a casino is regulated in cigarettes and liquor, then this shit's gotta be regulated too, big time. You can't just walk in there and eat whatever you want as a woman.

So you gotta put a stop to that. With some fucking cartoon saying that's great. They all have hand-to-mouth disease, dude. Yeah. I should put a warning. Morning, bitch. You could get a hoof-to-mouth disease.

If you eat this... Warning, don't eat this too fast. You know what the next step is going to be? Instead of water and all the water-found swash-your-hands, it's going to be that liquid butter from the movie thing. Liquid butter. But you got to pump it? No, just you push the thing and it comes out for like 30 seconds.

You dab a little behind your years. A little dab. Just like a whole tap. Or like a butter water fountain. Yeah, probably. It's happening. In June of 2024, the loan comparison website Lending Tree surveyed more than 2,000 Americans and found that almost a quarter of Disney visitors had gone into debt for a trip.

What the fuck? Just to look at all the styrofoam rocks and shit? It's not even that anymore, dude. everything in fucking theme parks it's all screens behind shit yeah so you get like

oh it is you'll get like 20 of the practical effects and then just like the other 80% is all I know it's fucking looks so good what is the screens

what are you talking about like um for like imagine pirates of the Caribbean or whatever but instead of all the animatronics it'd be or in like the background it'd be like the background

would be a screen showing all this other shit going on and it'd be like three puppets the whole time oh that sucks yeah so it's like It's just about the food. It's just about the food, dude.

It's just about the food. It's to go weight watching. So you're like, well, I'm not as fat as that bitch. And then you see a skinnier bitch and be like, this bitch. This bitch, yeah. Fuck this stupid. This stupid bitch.

According to the survey, Jen Ziers like Ashley were the most likely to take on Disney debt, which corresponds with a boom and young adults visiting the parks, either by themselves or with friends their age. Despite Disney World being a place, stereotypically catering to families Is that the right word Stereotypically? Still a high percentage

of Disney debtors or parents Ah yeah, I don't even want to think about it. Well, they were catering to families No, they have catering for individuals too Family size Um Okay, let's see Men with high testosterone

Are not Are immune to Um Immune to male generosity testosterone supplements erased the audience effect in male generosity how about that so you're high testosterone then you and people are watching you

you're just as stingy as you are when they're not watching you I must have very high testosterone then yeah if this is like a stinginess thing oh man yeah men on placebo became more pro-social when watched testosterone treated men did not

in other words they didn't let an audience dictate their behavior testosterone supplementation erased the audience effect in male generosity so if you're feeling generous get on supplements i guess testosterone you soft-ass bitch fucking stupid ass motherfucker uh cars are watching you yeah that's old that's that's cool that's been around since the black box days remember that whole fucking debate which one every car is a black box

so if you get in like an accident or something they can always just tap into that and get all the real data is that true I think it was for I can't remember if it was it wasn't I was a kid around that time but it was just like I think it was some cars so some car yeah it was like a whole thing I don't know the cars are watching you now here's Netanyahu

oh this girl got arrested because she said Netanyahu dropped some bombs on on the convention center So the students didn't have to go. Oh, charged with a felony for that. Man, you cannot say anything anymore. Netanyahu, if you can hear me, drop some bonbons for us capstone students in Ocean Bank Convention Center.

Because they were going on a field. That's the speech that got 23-year-old Florida international university student, Gabriella Saldana charged with a felony and sparked this reaction from the judge. I'll take a slow day in Florida, though. dude florida is so crazy pro israel like they will they have raped the constitution for israel for some reason all them retirement communities is that what it is yeah god where's randy fine from that fat guy that fat the guy that dan bilzerian is like challenging yeah you know not offhand but i don't know i know i know the reference

You know that guy, though. Yeah. He looks like a fucking pedophile. Like, I mean, like, whoa, dude. If you're not eating kids, you're fucking. Like, he really looks fucked up. Okay, let's see what this. Poor girl.

I can understand your position you're saying this is a joke. Okay, let's see. I can understand your position you're saying this is a joke, but to an objective person, it's not a joke. And there would be enough for probable cause. I'm not saying it's enough. for beyond a reasonable debt. I don't know what the state's going to be able to prove at trial.

But for purposes of this hearing, I believe there is enough for probable cause. Dude, we got to get rid of these judges. We can't survive these chick judges. They have totally fucked the country over. Netanyahu, if you can hear me, drop some bonbons for us, Capstone students in Ocean Bank Convention Center. So she's saying that a reasonable person would look at that and think she's like communicating with Netanyahu

to bomb a convention center in Florida? This is fucking retarded. Maybe if Netanyahu was confused, I thought it was like Palestine for a second. God damn. You really can't. There's too many of them.

Judges that are fucked up handing shit down like this and like don't even... They kind of just don't understand anything that's going on. They don't. There's no sense of like... the common person.

Yeah. They don't care. Yeah. Yeah, they really don't. I don't know. This is what's on my desk. This is what I'm going to decide on. And even the mannerisms.

Oh, my God. It's just like a job. What's that? Like, it's just like a job. It's like, I don't know. Like, I'm here on the clock. Like, let's,

look, man. You know, it's just like there's no effort put into it. It's just like this low. No understanding of the world around you. Like this kid said that she wants Netanyahu to drop bombs on the school. Like, it's like saying I hope the school burns down tomorrow, so I don't have to go to school.

Like, I do hope that. It would be awesome, but I don't have any kind of power to do that. Right. You know? Maybe I don't even hope it happens. I just don't want to go to school tomorrow. Yeah. Not really, like, it's not really a literal thought.

But because you joked about it in a way that... Reflects negatively on Israel. Yeah. And because you did something, or said something, that reflects negatively on Israel, all the judges and people who can fuck up your life are going to circle the wagons it's it's crazy how it's crazy how distinctly

Israel has taken hold of every single issue that has been a pain in our ass for 10 years it all comes down to well you know I mean they're not causing it but it's just like the easiest way to like saying women shouldn't be mentioned be competing in women's sports is not the issue, but it just, it summarizes a lot of issues. A lot of other issues. Saying that Israel is in control of the U.S. government at every level just kind of summarizes a lot of issues. Like, yeah, it's a speech issue. It's a money issue.

It's like a, it's like a prioritization issue. Like, what is our priority of, what's the priority of our government? What are we worrying about? What are we reacting to? Right. it's all just summarized in well Israel that's it like what's your stance on Israel

are you like are you are you don't give a fuck or love it more than anything like this is the only priority we have because there's no there's no middle ground it sucks there used to be there once was like a yeah you know they're uh

they're you know they're up against a lot of fucking bad guys over there but there's not anymore now it's well this, well, if you joke around about not wanting to go to school tomorrow, we're basically going to have to throw you in prison. Now you're the bad guy. Now you're the bad guy. Fucking sucks.

That's the future though. Well, you got to create the other, man. Yeah. Like there always needs to be like an othering in order to create like... And it was, it was red blue, petos versus Christians for a long time, but now it's just is real or not? Like, no. what side do you want man

that's uh even Alex Jones he was so anti Nick Fuentes for a long time because of his Israel shit and Alex Jones has this old audience of boomers that just fucking love Israel

more than like their wives and now even he's like yeah fuck is Israel's evil they're bad like whatever they are when you say it yeah crazy crazy that it happened in my lifetime

okay let's get to some comments What are you working on there? Right, let's see. Oh my God. It's immaculate. That's immaculate, bro. Yeah, yeah. Having a good time over here, getting it done.

Knocking that little Johnny little dick action going on. How many of these do you do every day, do you think? Well, I do various types of artwork. I don't do portraits. I haven't done portraits in like probably a couple of months, but I'm always drawing. I'm always making, and of course now I'm like, you know, I got Johnny and Riley over there cracking the whip on me, getting my your ass done. Yeah, they're like,

get that shit done, get that shit done. Riley's like, no, we need another comic book too on top of this one for the fourth. You drive then. I told him that. He's like, no, you got to do it. He's like, I'm working on a rap lyric right now, and I can't do it. I'm like, oh, my bad. That's not as hard, though.

It's only one lyric too. Nah, you guys are doing an awesome comic. You got any other projects? Oh, yeah, I got a number of other stories that I'm working on too. Okay. And I'm excited about. I'm also, I paint landscapes all the time. I go out and I clean air paint.

That's when Alex Schaefer actually does that. And I actually was going to hook up with them a couple times going down to San Diego and doing that. And I still will. I just haven't been able to schedule it up with them. Yeah. But I love to go out and paint landscapes and stuff like that. I paint them small, on scene, and then really big, like for, It used to do galleries and stuff like that.

But then... Oh, really? Yeah, COVID was like, you know, who was buying art during COVID? Were you like, let me go to this gallery? No, it was all locked down, yeah. Oh, that sucks. You do it professionally? Yeah, I did.

Wow. That's awesome, man. Yeah, and so then that's when I kind of like reformatted, and I used to live in Hermosa Beach. Then I moved up to the high desert because during the COVID time and to try to like figure out, like, the new market, how everything's shifting and everything like that. How is it shifting?

Well, you know, it's really difficult because a lot of the galleries have closed. You know, the high luxury galleries are still around and, you know, those people are still buying. But like, you know, the middle class, you know, when your gasoline is like, you know, it's $12 a gallon, milk's like, you know. They're not going out there and be like, oh, I'd love to buy this piece of artwork. Also, the purchase cycle for that is like six months, if it's really big, usually. And so you have to get a good amount of foot traffic coming through. And a gallery. Yeah.

Okay. And I used to do things like art walks and stuff like that. And San Diego used to have an awesome one down in Little Italy. But then they chopped it up into four different art walks. We used to get like 100,000 people coming through there a weekend. I would make like 30, 40 grand in a weekend. Painting like getting orders in? Yeah, I would bring paintings to sell.

And I would also take commissions and stuff like that. And people would come by. And the foot traffic was enough that the conversion rate was high enough that you would make a good amount of money. Okay. And it would cost you like three grand to do it. I mean, it wasn't no cheap, you know, art walk to do, but you'd get in there, you'd do it. And then they chopped it up, and then the amount of foot traffic.

I don't know. They tried to move it. It used to be localized just in Little Italy. I don't know if you're familiar with San Diego. I know you are. Down by Dick Blick, right there. It was right there. And they used to have like a big art walk.

They closed down like eight or nine of the streets, and it was awesome. Yeah, that sounds awesome. And you'd have all the galleries there. And then in the periphery, you'd have like musicians. You'd have, like, you know, concerts. You'd have food. Sure. So if they're in that weekend, it was huge.

And it was two weekends back to back. Okay. So you can make a pretty good chunk of money off that. And then they separated it out. They wanted to put some on the boardwalk over here. They wanted to do this one by Balaboro Park over there. You know, and so then once you take that away, there's that focus of all the people.

You don't get the conversion rate anymore. That sucks. Yeah. Yeah, so I was like, fuck, bro. So, you know, then I bounced out of that. I was doing galleries at the time in La Jolla as well. And the same thing happened. They, you know, the big squeeze.

And then that's when I was like, you know what I'll do? I'll look online and see what's going on. You know what was popping at that time? Isam 1. So you know what I did? Yeah, what? I say, yo, this is an independent motherfucker. Let me support this guy.

Eric. Eric July. Are you fucking serious? I didn't know anything. It was my first time coming to the internet. So I backed it. I some one. You backed Isom 1.

I backed that shit, bro. Okay. I used to be a big comic book collector back in the day. Okay. So you knew who all these guys were? Well, I don't know who Eric July was. What about like Ethan Van Skyner? You knew who he was. EBS is awesome. I knew who, you know, a green layer and flash. I didn't know what a big deal he was until, you know, like way after. Yeah, yeah. He's been, well, I love the art. That's why I got involved in the comic books,

because I love the anatomy. I love like the dynamic posing. I love all that stuff. And then I went beyond that and like, you know. Yeah. The big boobs, all that good stuff. And then I went beyond that and got the art books and then continued on to fine art and then and then would come back to, you know, revisit comic books now and then. Right. But during college, I was like, you know, they started doing the computer coloring. I was like, man, this shit sucks. So I stopped following comic books, right?

So then fast forward maybe like, I know, 10, 11 years or whatever. The gallery stuff kind of dries up. COVID's like, you know, fuck you and all this kind of stuff. Yeah. So I'm like, let me look online. I need that high conversion rate. You know what I'm saying? And so I was like, online is the only place I can get that.

So I go online. I look around, you know, at that time, like I, I, I, I found with the Friday Night Tights crew or whatever, and I saw Eric July on there talking about this shit. We're getting these shits. We're going against the big two. We're going to moonlock on their graves and shit. Oh, he was talking.

That was a good version of him. Yeah, he liked it. That was a fun version of him. Yeah, that was. Yeah. Upbeat little chip on our shoulder. Got something to prove. Keep my name out your mouth.

Yeah. That was the blackest version of him. I'm coming for you. Yeah, we all liked it. I was here for it. It was great. I was like, okay, well, you know, and this and then I go to back the book. And I'm like, okay, $35 for a book.

That's a lot. Yeah. Then I like, I go, okay, I'm going to do it anyway. I want to see how this goes. Whatever, I want to follow this. $35. Checkout time. I end up spending like $60 because of shipping too.

And I'm like, damn. I'm like, this motherfucker got me. But I'm like, you know, we're going to support. We're going to support. Yeah. I got the book like, you know, I don't know, five, six weeks later, however long. I don't know, I looked at the cover. I opened one page

and I just fucking put it on my shelf I was like this shit is garbage This shit is garbage And I got so mad about it And then at that time It looks so crappy The artwork is crappy Yeah

The artwork's crappy And that was before we found out That it was all 3D Yeah Like it was all I mean nobody even questioned it Until we started digging Like Dick had started digging into it

Right And they found that it was all 3D assets Like Yeah Lath and Divers He did that big You know Yeah

Yeah, yeah. He found every single little 3D assets. That was so funny. Put it all together. Yeah, I was like, wow. A new 3D asset would pop up. I mean, that made me love it even more. I was like, you know.

And then, you know, and then I saw you guys have your conversation. It turned into like the room. Yes. Where it was like somebody, like, you don't know what's in here because the person that made it doesn't know what's in there. Yeah. So everybody's got to find out like where the fuckups are. Like, where did they change, you know, film resolution? Like, what's wrong with this?

Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was awesome. And so then I was watching. you guys, I watch you guys, like, talk to him and said, talk about the 3X. I don't need no 3X, motherfucker. I'm doing my book my way. I was just like, whoa.

Red flag. I was like, Shakespeare and, you know, there's a 3-beat arc and everything. What's he talking about? What are you talking about, man? I was like, what's he talking about? And then, like, I saw him talking to Nick Ricade and Nick was like, oh, stop, stop. And I was like, oh, this guy's a liar. And then I knew when he said, like, 17 bucks to print.

I was like, oh, no. So then, like, I started. getting some animosity about it, right? So I'm like, what's it take to actually do one of these things? Yeah. And that's when I was like, yo, and then Vito came out. He did his. I didn't back Vito's.

I was like, I was off the train at that point. I was like, nah, you know. I feel bad for everybody that backed Vitas because I was pushing it hard, thinking all you got to do is just take the script and, I mean, you're not even drawing it. Like, drawing is the hard part. So all you have to do is- Project managing it. Yeah, all you do is forward the email.

from the artist to the printer. You don't have to do shit. Women could do that, right? I mean, hire somebody to do it. Exactly. Well, I even told him, you have Riley or women with a dick can do it. Well, exactly.

They get it there on time. Hire somebody to do this. He didn't do it. So I was like, fuck, man. And then I talked to Julian, he's like one of your guys's guys. He's like up there and one of those tree cutters. He was a lumberjack.

Yeah. He backed it for 800 bucks. Oh, there's a lot. There was a lot of that. I felt so bad for him, man. People were so excited because it was going to like come out quickly and show Eric July. easy it was. That's right. That's right. And so then I was like, oh man. So then when it kept going,

I was like, wow, he's under the psychological pressure. This ain't never coming out. He cracked. Yeah. Yeah. He can't put it up on the table and get it measured. But then I was thinking the same time, I was like, how do you have scorn with the $137,000? Was it that much? $137,000. And that's before he charged them for shipping. They all got to pay shipping. Nobody's going to pay that shipping price. And as we found out, shipping is like $20,000 on top of that. For a comic? I mean, I got tagged by Eric July for 30. Oh, God. But I was like, damn.

So anyway, so then I'm like, somebody's saying, hey, you know, how hard is it to do a comic book? I was like, man, it ain't that hard to do no fucking comic book, man? I mean, like, you know, the main thing is to have good art and have decent writing and you just put it together. So then I was just talking to Riley and Johnny Rocket and actually found Johnny Rocket because he rewrote ICE him and put that up. Oh, bro, that was so good. It was like a black exploitation. Like, he leans, you know, he leans way. Way into it.

Oh, shit. It says the N-word. Like, I mean, I don't feel comfortable saying the inward down here in Mario Land, but, you know, he does. He leans way into it. It says the inward and everything. And, uh... But, uh, but yeah, he tears them up. And, uh, great guys.

And so then, uh, I was like, I was like, yo, Vito, man. You got to rebound this shit. You gotta rebound this, right? Do like, do the second one, but hire Riley, like, your enemies. And Johnny Rocket, everybody will be in. What are they right? Are they enemies right now? Yeah, they're like enemies right now, yeah. Because they weren't, when Riley and Mint broke up, they weren't enemies for a minute because Vito blamed Mint, but I think they're enemies again.

Well, Vito, yeah, because I think Riley was putting the screws to Vito, and so Vito went and allied with Mint now, and they're like saying that Riley, like, beat her up and all this shit and all kinds of stuff, and I'm just like. And who cares about that? Is there more than... That's it. That's it. I tried to tell Vito, you need a three-beat act, bro. It's not just this one-beat act. But, yeah, facts, bro.

So then we talked to Riley, I talked to Johnny, and they're like, yeah, let's write this book. And I was like, all right, let's do it. Yeah. So then they're like, we had like literally like five Zoom calls or Discord calls or whatever. Everybody's like, yep, yep, okay, yep, yep, yep. I did all the thumbnails for it, gave it to them. They're like, okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, let's do it. And then like, that's it.

That's it. And that's where we are right now. I'm excited. Yeah, I'm pumped about it. I hope you guys win. I hope so. I hope you guys get it first. I hope so, too.

I'm busted my ass to get that thing done. You know, I'm trying to do about a page day, page and a half a day, something like that. And it's 41 pages. We're going to round it out. I'm going to try to put some of the winners of the veto draw contest. We did that. Oh, yeah, that was fun too. Everybody was loving that.

Everybody was loving that. It was good art there. Yeah. And, you know, thank God. Yeah, Vito fully embraced it. He loved it. He thought it was fantastic. Not really, but he went kicking and screaming. Because we had the audience on her side.

There's something he could do, you know what I say? He's like, oh, that doesn't stop him before. Yeah. I give my full support. But not today, tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yeah.

That's cool. Okay. Let's see. We got comments here. K.on the Swiss. Gavin Nuskum's wife is a dumb cunt, and I hope someone

Tay her, she is a dumb cunt. Okay. Me too. World War 11. All right. Let's see what this is. You're laughing like you know what it is already.

Oh, man. Let's see what it is. This clip Tommy sent. It's Ilhan Omar. All right. Hit that speaker icon too. Ilhan Omar is speaking. Does you get the wrong flag up behind her?

She's got an American flag. For some reason. Let's see her it. The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked. It was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, Italian immigrants doing World War 11. 11? So, World War II. Is that real?

Like Roman numeral? Is this real? World War 11, dude. Or have you been for the last nine, dog? Who were the other wars against? Were they all started by Jews? Same as it ever was. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Every word that she says here is wrong. Is this real? This is an AI? Is it Somalian AI? It's just Somalian. It's just Somalian? Somalian I? Let's see here. The last time the Alien Enemy's Act was invoked.

It was used to detain and deport German. How many times? You got to read this whole thing? Like, you can remember this sentence? The Alien Enemies Act was invoked. It was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, Italian immigrants doing World War 11. Doing World War 11. Come on, man.

World War 11, man. if you're fucking stupid bitch she thinks it's all the Somalia's got like a war a day right so she's thinking well there must be like a couple thousand world wars

easy World War 11 hmm I've never seen the war test failed that hard yeah that's a new one just go fuck yourself

San Diego yeah World War 11 wow how many women do you think would mess that up obviously more than one well one at least obviously not none

I feel like in America at least Roman numerals gets taught schools I feel like they would recognize WWII as World War II and not even know why they would say oh yeah that means World War II I don't know why it does but the W's and then those lines

means World War II turn it up to 11 man why would they do that to her right Why would they write world war If they used two ones instead of fucking two eyes That shit would be so fucking good You think she she yelled at them? Like don't you ever

Why would you write two eyes like that? Probably two AK-47 clips got emptied In that office that day Her turbines fucking busting out Is she bald under there? She got a weave? Maybe. Yohan Omar?

It's just like the sickest Jerry curl You've ever seen This is the kind of shit that didn't exist during Borat. Yeah. Like this is Borat. Fucking World War 11 is fucking Borat shit. And it's a bunch of Midwesterners

tolerating Borat and saying he's their buddy instead of fucking shooting him. That's the problem. That's what I felt watching fucking Borat this clip. Yikesh, it's World War 11 and they're like

what an idiot. Now he's a fucking congressman. Woman. Yeah. Thanks a lot. heads. Fuck, man. You gotta see something, say something. When you see something stupid, you say something.

That's what we gotta start doing. I get this fucking retarded shit out of my face. Excuse me, hi, did you say 11? Oh, you stupid bitch? That means World War II. Yeah. Why don't you learn to read? Yeah.

Why don't you take the mercury out of your tampon and your ass? So you're not brain dead. The ass is the important one. Fucking dumb whore. You stupid bitch I couldn't even like If I was trying to make up a stupid character I would never believe that

I would have never thought of World War 11 That's good though It's cool that's what makes it so good It's so good I couldn't even like Scraped that low in the barrel Can you put like a sign Like a free bird seed over a trash compactor Will the problem solve itself

Free birds Like, are we overthinking it? Yeah Free bird seed this way And it's just a trash barge That sends all these fucking retards back to Somaliland That's luxury living right there

Yeah You can scrap that motherfucker Fucking container ship Pack them in I've seen the blueprints Right Head to toe Free bird seed this way

Clink gone Problem solved problem solved. I think we're overthinking it. Yeah. I think we're really overthinking it. And that's why that guy, that Douglas Mackey guy got Ricky Vaughn got thrown in prison for saying vote by text. Because that's retarded.

Right. But they, they, they're handlers, the retard handlers that handle her are on to, are new, butter than us. But that's all it would take. Vote by text for bird seed. Tadda da da da da da da da da da da da da da da bong that's us Yeah No you play it like this Every time

Yeah No Get out of the way It's world war two don't you know Like yeah Yeah That's what it is We're so busy

Feeling superior We forgot to use the stupidity To our advantage Man In a way that can't be thrown in jail That's just like It's unacceptable

I'm gonna become the fucking Pied Piper of Somalians And just go town to town Well I see you guys didn't pay me That's it Off to the ship Deconstruction yard for your kids Uh huh right onto the boat

Pied Pipering away Singing about free bird seed You gotta pay the Piper man Even if you do pay the Piper in this one You still kill them all Yeah, right over here. Free money. It's free money. Free money. Follow me.

Oh, Babadoba Doba. Where's the free money? It's right on this ship. You guys got to get on my ship of wonders to get your free money. I'll have a little fucking cane like Willie, like the warden of super jail. Bonk, bonk, bon, I put a little gap in my teeth like garing. Go through, spin it around. Da, da, da, da. Hey guys, follow me for the free money. I know that you guys are getting free money, but it's even more free money.

We gotta stupid this up, man We gotta dumb this shit up You know my recent obsession's been Is a, speaking of dumb shit Is a shut up little man? Oh, found footage stuff Yeah, that's great I could kill you from a seated position

Do you know what he's talking about right, right? A shut up little man? It's like this It was like this series of recorded Neighbor altercations In San Francisco somebody recorded their neighbors because they would fight all the time. Yeah.

Screaming at each other. See, it's a great thing. Two guys, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then there would be the occasional third guy who would chime in with a story. Man.

Fucking lineman would. Do, yeah. And it's just like, it's one of those things where I'm like, man, you really don't get this kind of slice of life anymore. It's all sort of, like, it's too retarded. It's not like, because I've had neighbors like that before. So to me, it's almost comforting in a way. I'm like, oh, I feel like I'm back in the valley. Look at this.

Fucking great. Well, also like San Francisco is like right on top of each other. Right. And they're just like those two, yeah. Yeah, and everything's built shittily. Terrible. Terrible. So you can hear everything.

Yeah, I lived in San Francisco for two years. I had a Russian roommate. It was his apartment. He was like 60 years old. He was a cab driver. Oh. It was incredible. It was incredible.

I can't wait to get out of there, bro. Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Ray. Ray, shut up. That was like 2009 to 2013. Something like that. gone on those days, man But that's the kind of like

Hey, this is like funny retarded shit Like yeah, here's two alcoholics arguing with each other All day Seeing shit like this is just like, wait We gotta do something about this How is someone who's supposed to Like hold some sort of authority in this country Who doesn't even know the first fucking thing

About global events actually Like that's fucking terrifying Can't even fucking read What happened in those other nine world wars man? How long have I been fucking sleep yeah women probably we i hope one of them was against women that one will be ongoing yeah world war five through seven eight nine was women got so fat by world war seven seven eight nine yeah world war seven eight nine was against women it's like ice age re-skinned it's like

all these fat women mammoths and like the cave men hunters like holy shit like these fucking fat bitches and all the they have like Stanley cups and stuff you got me just hear them all clinking around their magnetic charms on their Stanley cups have you seen that shit oh yeah bro the magnetic charm on the side of the Stanley cup

so you can hear a fucking fat bitch walking down you know you can hear him clinking and clangling cling cling cling I'm like is this a set of jail keys or is this a fucking like oh no here we go like reindeer bells and the thing is those aren't you know that's not water in there

that's like some variation of Kool-Aid, right? It's like, well, here's my flavor packet. Yeah, but sugar-free. Yeah. It might be chemicals. The fucking cookies aren't sugar-free

that they got decorating it. They got a bunch of candy, they got like a candy container around every Stanley cup. Oh, I saw that, yeah, a little thing they put on top. Again, like you're in the movie theaters or some shit.

Yeah. What the fuck? Okay, thanks for that video. Kitten Fiddlers. Says Goy Slop. All right. I wonder what this is going to be about. What one of two topics could this be?

Okay, kitten fiddlers. Oh yeah, what's this cover you sent? Vasilis Loloos, right? Yeah, last week, that was the, we were going to premiere that cover, but we released it last week, and so that's what one of his, Vasilis Lollos did that cover.

Who is Vasilis Loloz? He is a Greek Eisner award-winning comic book artist that got ex, exed out from the comic book industry. He got canceled. Okay. And you'll see him sometimes on with EVS. He's got the white hair.

He's got the big glasses. He's a pretty punk metal kind of guy. And so he's over in Greece. And so he... He's got white hair? Yeah, he's got really blonde, whitish hair, yeah. Oh, that looks cool.

Yeah, so he did this kind of... This is his take. It's a very anime influence. And that's his style for our super killers. And I really love his collar combinations. And so... Yeah. Superkiller.

It has an estimate. So many people came together to make this. It's so much talent. It's a team. You know, it's a team. We really had to pull together to deliver this. You know, I'm not surprised it took Vito a long time. He was only one man.

He was one man trying to produce. But one man. He was only one man. I want to feel so much better about everything when Super Killers comes in. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah, we better do it, too. We better not just delay, like, for two years.

kitten fiddlers says what did somebody say here goyslop oh goyslop somebody said goyslop in class okay and this is a bunch of comments about people are melting down well someone is melting down about the term

goyslop no it should be treated exactly the same as any other racial slur I would go nuclear on this kids think of how your Jewish students feel in that environment. Okay. In any appropriate conversation.

Thanks for ordering them, Kid and Fiddlers. Inappropriate conversation. Seventh grade boys calling school lunch goyslop. That's funny. That's hilarious. The audacity of women thinking that they're going to tell seventh grade boys in anything. You can't. Yeah.

First of all, they know more than you. Somehow. That is the sixth grade to seventh grade. That is the transition. period. Dude, that man knows more than you now. Um, long time lurker, first time poster. I feel like I'm on

a radio show, lull. Ugh, you fucking quirk chungis bitch, you stupid teacher, bitch. How does anyone, how does everyone here deal with inappropriate student conversations in middle school? That's every

middle school conversations. Like, have you never been in middle school? How do you deal with eavesdropping on kids talking you should be in jail for that shit it's a violation of privacy why do you want your jobs be hanging out with kids all day you fucking weird out

what are you pedophile what are you hoping you hear compliments about you probably it's because you got a goyslop uh one of those uh she got one of those cardboard uh work slop bowls yeah you know you either get kava chippole sweet green yeah you got some goyslop going

yeah that's someone smelled her fucking kale Caesar salad from across the room with six extra orders of chicken. I just went, yeah. Are these yenta bitches pissed that we're taking the G word back for us? Like, black people took the N-word for them. We're taking joy back for us. Can you believe this guy said that?

Like, well, yeah, you're the one who invented it about him. Yeah. At least you made it. Embrace it, yeah. You made it to degrade us. So we're taking it back. And we're enjoying it. Yeah.

It's a good word. Yeah, we learned it from black people. You learned it for you, Dad. Well, we invented it to take it. teach to them to then read, you know. I feel like I'm on a radio. How does anyone here deal with inappropriate student conversations in middle school? Goy means non-Jew.

Did Jews use this as a slur against non-Jewish people? The response, no. Okay. Goyim isn't a slur. In what universe is Goyam not a slur? Okay, I guess N-word isn't a slur then. Whatever. Psycho-psychic, as a Jewish teacher, please shut this down.

this is 100% sounding like hate speech and they've even admitted it please bring down the hammer of consequences on them is that from the Torah the hammer of consequences the Hebrew hammer dude yeah bring down the Hebrew hammer of consequences he's gonna show up to your school and get everyone expelled

you remember that movie right yeah yeah Hebrew hammer yeah I'm gonna rewatch that today please bring down the hammer of consequences on them Call parents. Contact admin. Anything you can. Like it's a fucking server somewhere. I'll just get a hold of admin for that. Get the admin involved. Have him upgrade my permissions to this file folder on the network.

Top 1% poster. Yeah, totally melt down about it. Let them know that it's totally forbidden. Well, is it your word or is it our word? Or is it N-word? Okay, thank you, kitten fiddlers Patrick says Hey Dick and Johnny

I just wanted to share another funny but infuriating thing My shitty company gave to me and all my coworkers The last one was a Ziploc bag filled with garbage A single dove chocolate Stress ball a single bag of chamomile tea This guy wrote in about this before right Because I feel like that that lineup is like very I feel like I recognize that

Yeah, I remember when he did that. They gave everybody, like, goody bags. And a fucking Ziploc bag. Was it... I hope it was at least one of the, like, festive ones with, like, the little Easter bunnies on front, or, like, where half the bag is covered with ink shit. Uh, no, it was a sandwich bag. The half one. Oh, that's right.

A little... A little... A little backstory. I moved from the West Coast to the East Coast four years ago. And got hired at a small company, less than 30 people in the building. That does contract printed circuit board and electronic... manufacturing. The pay was okay, but I was able to afford an apartment and live comfortably. Fast forward, my rent has gone up 30% and my wages have barely gone up 10%.

Yeah. So my company has worked with this other company for a very long time. This other company won the bid to make my new communication equipment for the FAA, and they chose us to build it from the circuit board up. The project was estimated to take three to five years to build 15,000 units. And this was the biggest and highest paying contract my company has ever gotten. So with the help of hiring dozens of temporary workers,

60 hour work weeks, adding a second shift, we got it done in 15 months. Well, that sounds like a fuck up. Yeah. You guys fucked yourself out of two to four years

of money. After firing all but three of the temp, as a thank you we were given this shitty metal okay let's see the metal they got a medal for I saw the pictures

in my email started laughing that's awesome let me let me look this up all right oh god imagine you get this piece of shit medallion at work

federal aviation administration like it looks like a just is a generic thing yeah it's like some metal painted gold on it oriental trading company logo on the back yeah like you get it at a trophy shop

with this crappy ribbon attached to it and on the back it's engraved 15,000 delivery RCMG team CMS and what a what a kiss in your mouth that's like if someone put

the shit back in your ass. Yeah. God. This is the unit what we called is built. This is what happened right before the guy flipped out and falling down.

He was a defense contractor. It gave him a medal. He said, all right, that's it. I'm done. I got a medal for you. The best part is we had the other

companies higher-ups and representatives come from the FAA from the FAA come for lunch, in a dog and pony show where they talked about how we achieved this great feat. And then just like in high school

accepting your diploma at graduation, we were told to line up and receive this medal and shake every one of these cock suckers' hands. Wow. You really got to wait for like the most exploitative time to get more money.

Like right at the precipice of when your managers say everything is going well, say, you know what, me and three other guys are leaving unless we get like 10 times a raise. Like, total, the most vicious move you can make at just the right time. Or else you're getting a hunk of iron, painted gold. It's like a press form plastic. And then you've got to shake their hands. God damn.

Look them in the eye. Yeah. Thanks for fucking my wife Put my glasses all this Just make them feel bad God that fucking sucks man You gotta fuck them over Before it before it you gotta fuck them

You gotta get more money before this Unless you just can't And then I don't know I guess it's your fault Sorry for the long email But one last thing I would like to ask for some advice I have the opportunity to go back to college And get a bachelor's all expense paid

but I don't even know what degree to get. I'm just tired of fucking everything. Well, fuck a few less things, man. You fuck everything. You're going to be spread too thin, man. Anyways, thanks for all the years of entertainment, dig it. Smooch is for Johnny. I don't know, what should...

Does it matter? You go back to school? What the fuck is the point? I don't think anything matters anymore. Can you get a degree in AI? That's going to be the only thing that exists. Yeah. Get a degree in something that...

Get a degree in something that's bullshit. Like... Underwater... That's what pays. Fucking business degree. Women's studies. He's not quite that far. Yeah.

Just make your own DEI company and just fleece all these fucking... Oh yeah. That's what I was going to ask. Isn't it funny that Eric sold his company or made this deal? I saw that. Okay, so Eric July had this big announcement that Hatchet publishing, Hachet. Hashay

Was distributing Isom books To Barnes and Noble now Right And then like the day after Eric He's all happy Because he thinks it means His crappy comics are going to go in Barnes and Noble And people are going to be like

This is a yeah I got to buy fucking Spingy The Adventures of Christman Dymshut ain't cheap No Um Here let me And then the next day

After he was all excited hashay the company that made a deal to distribute his crappy comics to bookstores they released a fucking annual their seventh annual DEI report

DEI Report annual yeah let me find it yeah here we go oh the first tweet the first thing on it is me an update on on hashay book groups inclusion efforts

April 2026. Changing the story is a key strategic pillar supporting our business and it aims to align our publishing and organization with the diverse perspectives of the readers we serve. Yeah, I'm sure you serve a lot of like

black people that are into comics. It is imperative that we publish for all, including those historically undeserved? Underserved by the industry. That's why that's why they're not making books for, uh...

You know what got me thinking, though. Yeah. How do we get Ernest to copy of Isom? Dude. He starts imagining him with Isom characters. We have to. He's the new head of the Ripperverse. Well, hey, Isam, how are you doing it?

I'm doing pretty good, Ernst. Dude. Dude, we have to get him into the riprvers. If Ernest was in charge of the Ripperverse, I'd fucking be in, like, totally on board. me through steady leadership by chief people officer carrie bloxton d ei director sarah munjack and collective effort across hachay book group we made progress in 2025 and i'm pleased with this growth it's important that we transparently and actively continue this work in order for us to grow our business and fulfill our

mission then they have all the d e i people talking overall staff diversity remained flat over the year at 36 percent over the past 10 years representation of employees of color has increased by 35%. Isn't this what he was against? Yes. In 2025, 44% of our new hires identified as people of color.

Piso chit. We're also seeing progress and acquisitions by authors of color. That's Eric. Contracts with authors and illustrators of color have increased by more than 30% over the past five years.

We got him. So they bought his ass out just to fulfill Phil. Literally slave buying. Yeah. They bought him because he was black. Man, all this comic book fucking sharecropping going on right now is the craziest shit to me. So Eric's like celebrating this deal, but the only reason they have a deal with him is because he's black.

Literally no other reason. They just want their DEI numbers pumped up. Yeah, and a lot of the comic books are subsidized by government contracts. Yeah. Put them in the library. Put them in the, you know, different, you know, boys and girls clubs, all that kind of stuff. Schools. We're continuing our partnership with Latink's Kidlet Book Festival to bring back their Latink storytellers.

Fucking kill yourselves. Litinks. Visit includes a free classroom set of books. Fuck, man. I'm going to have to deal with this shit. Yeah, dude. LeTink's shit in the classroom. Fuck that.

I'm going to make a big problem. You'll have fun with it. Yeah, I'm going to have a good time. You're going to have a good time. We're also a major sponsor in supporting the National Hispanic Media's Coalition Impact Awards celebrating those who've had a positive influence on the Latine with an E community.

Not even Latino? It's Latin. Latrine community? Bitch, what the? Who the fuck wrote this? Dude, it's crazy because it's like If you were like casting buffs And like a video game like Well, we did this, we did this We did this or this. Now no one can say shit about us

You got 30% more black Look at all this great stuff we're doing As part of our right to read program Oh they phrased it like Miranda rights To make it more appealing Maybe because they're familiar with it Yeah You have the right to read

Oh Clever We aim to get books in the hands of incarcerated subsidized. Yo, that's the last thing the incarcerated needs. Books, knowledge? Yeah, they don't need to know shit. But you see, the sun and the moon.

Congrats, Eric. Yeah. Congrats on checking the box. Being a percentage. He is that guy. Okay, what should I get a degree in? Get it in something like businessy. Nothing else really matters.

Get it in food science. Get a degree in something that will stop you from getting raped like this. Get in a degree where you don't get a medal ever again. Make that a goal. I don't want to ever get a metal again in my fucking life. If you give me a metal, I'm embedding it into your skull. Yeah. Grave digger says a fat woman is suing a vault company.

You know the chairs they put out at graveside services? A fat woman with a tiny chair broke it to bits and a metal. leg stabbed her. Oh, wow. They created a new ghost of that chair. Now she's suing the vault company who set the chairs. Further updates as event warrants. Okay.

Black Belt of the year. Woman alert. Women alert. I guess it's like alert. You saw this one already, right? I think so. The one kicking the boards and all that stuff. Yeah.

Is this real? That woman wins black belt of the year. I don't know if there's a black belt. of the year. Let's watch it anyway. Power, baby. Ox kick, board break to start off this creative breaking tournament routine. Up next is Isabella

now with a headbutt board break. She's like an overweight white, drill. Breaking his literal ball suit. Breaking point. Breaking championships. Going for a knee strike. Yes. Excellent. Technique and power so far.

Someone took a door dash away. Yeah. victory up next a back leg roundhouse kick why is there this mexican guy doing commentary here we go having a great time here at the southern showdown six boards double hamifice oh god good hit just breaking two boards now coming up each hand to break some concrete we have one this is not like the fucking post office here go here go here go Now she's going to do like a step kick. She's in the huss, huss.

What kind of concrete does this guy have? Huss, man. During the distance and. No way. There's no way. She kicked his hand who's holding the, surprise she didn't break his hand. Are you?

Awesome performance. One final break. The final concrete break. There goes. Three concrete slops. No, it's not concrete, though. Huss. Huss.

Just like... Dude. What the fuck is this? Woman wins black belt of the year. Uh, oh, the plank already had. Yeah, I mean...

Well, it's like Morrissey in his fat old years. He's got pre-ripped shirts. Yeah, he does. He's got a pre-cut triangle at the bottom. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and so he's like,

uh... It's like, just give it up, man. Come on. All right, where's the art? There it is. Look at this art that we got here. It's incredible. Almost there?

It really is. Almost there. Yeah. A little blast of a cast. Wow, look at that, Johnny. This picture was from when we first met. This was when we first met at the YouTube space in fucking Playao-Carbon or whatever. No, that's Mexico.

Yeah. When we did those stupid. YouTube shows. That would have been okay if they had come out right away. Well, so here's what was funny about that day. I'm sure you remember. No one else knows this, I don't think. But shortly before you and I shook hands, I brought my iPad and got Maddox to sign it. Oh, you did? Because he was like, fuck iPads.

I was like, hey, will you sign this for me? And he goes, I'll sign it. I have it somewhere. But he was so proud to sign it to turn around. I'm like, dude, you're like, holy shit. And I was like, more. And he's like, I'm like, fucking mad. Because I was like, dude, like, yeah, Max. to know about you like who cares

like dude that was fun that was a fun day man yeah that's crazy it's um we filmed those stupid things it was the only good thing that got made

on that on that YouTube lot and then we had a guy the director who was who could easily edit it but Maddox decided that he bought a new computer so he was going to edit them and it took him

the color correct your screen yeah it was the exact same thing and it took him forever his edits were horrible. Background colors. Yeah. They'll get you. Well, dude, because being at the show, it was like funny.

It was like, it was quick. It was like a good pacing, all this. But then you see the YouTube edit and you're like, the end result was just horrible. This fucking piece of shit, man. Yeah, you see that repeated over and over with these guys. Don't ever buy that screen. You just get it done and you get it out. No new, if you have to buy any new equipment, then don't do it.

You're not good at what you're doing. Yeah. Then you have no, you have no business doing this. Tools are only as good as the person. person using them you know that's facts okay um should we do fat watch fatt watch today in fat news all right this is uh from tanner oh okay cool nice tanner the moment i found out that i passed my dissertation and i'm officially a doctor Her dessertation. She ate the whole dessert bar.

She ate the fucking whole faculty. I thought you said dessert tation. Look at this bitch. Hanging over. She's got a beanbag for a torso. I want to see that chairbed right in half. Dude, she's a fucking chairbender. Look at this thing.

She's the avatar. Yeah, okay. Dude, when I was in high school, I had this algebra teacher, dude. She was pretty big. Uh-huh. She was admonishing me for not turning in my homework because I thought it was dumb. Yeah. Clearly, I was the fucking idiot.

But she's telling me about, like, you need to set your game up, blah, blah, blah, that she goes and sits in this chair and fucking two of the wheels blow off. Oh, wow. She falls out of that chair backwards, and I laughed so hard, and I was like, don't you ever tell me shit about my bad grades again? Yeah. That's stupid, dude. All right.

Oh God. Got the grew build. You're looking anyway. Give them something to look at. What am I looking at here? I'm looking at a horse hoof, a vagina that looks like a horse hoof. That looks like when somebody does one of those, I'm cleaning a horse hoof video.

Yeah. And they scrape out the nail and gunk. That's what your fucking pussy looks like. Got to excavate all that gunk. Yeah. Got this bitch slipped over. You got to pull it up behind him, you know? And then somebody's asking in the comments,

what a horse is doing in the wild? Look at this track. And I want you to put the swimsuit on. It doesn't have to be as revealing as this one. But I want you to put a swimsuit on and enjoy your time. I don't care if it's a tankini. I don't care if it's shorts and a t-shirt. Tankini.

Bitch, you are a tankada. Yeah. She's just a tank. Tank maxing What is this outfit? It's like a fun house mirror She's got She's cowitzer maxing

She's got like baby legs Johnson Look at that's fucking baby legs Johnson Going into a fat Mexican woman's torso That's And she's on transmedicine Oh I don't care if it's a bikini like this

A swim dress A swim romper Put the swimsuit on Put his on right now Oh Jesus He's bigger. Put that swimsuit on. It is swimsuit season, and I want you to put the swimsuit on.

It doesn't have to be as revealing as this one, but I want you to put a season on. Swimsuit season. From Lowry's. God, wouldn't that be great? Swimsuit season, seasoning. I bet that louis suit is pretty, is over-seasoned at this point. Your time. I don't care if it's a tankini.

I don't care if it's shorts. Okay. I do. I'm like a steamrolled. All right. How about this one? White Blaze? This is Cosmo

Let's go to this one How and Why I went from almost 100 pounds to 300 pounds Dang Normal looking Normal looking girl This girl could Have any kind of life she wants

Let me just figure out what kind of guy I'm gonna marry Have some stupid job Babbo Jesus Fucking Teresa God damn. 300 pounds. Boulder maxing.

Is this the same clothes? Boulder maxing? It's the same style. Oof, she's busting out. Her cute top here has gone like, turned into a Laurel and Hardy style. Fucking...

She just ripped her bowler hat. Yeah, she looks like Winston Churchill. Tuesday, yeah. She's fucking wimpy maxing. That's crazy. It's easy. That's an iPad she's holding Oh

Look at all this shit Before Normal pants You can see the waistline Some sort of a drawstring You can actually see the drawstring It wasn't extended so fucking far That the drawstring is now in the...

It's inside Look at this She needs a crochet needle to drawstring her pants now But there's no point Well she's so fat they stay up anyway. And her panties are

stained from the bleach the vaginal bleach that they get you know nice cute hair

actually cares about the hair and garbage ugh she's been fucking using pork floss on her teeth at night

how and why I went from 100 pounds to almost 300 pounds a thread I don't think we need a thread it's one tweet

that just says Oreos Oreo Wendy's comments on it The baconator Stop eating Stop eating fatso Okay No sends this

Okay Well great No is right No is right I think I'm gonna be sick Oh wait I think you might have sent me this one I might have Oh this is a pepperoni or a nipple on her head

What is this? King. In this sociopolitical climate? No, thank you. I'm going to do as our lord intended because you know what can't get pregnant? A breathing, kink. No, that's, I'm fucking,

we're gonna do voicemails. That's, I don't want to see what. Fucking pepperoni eyes. You're not going to be much happier with what comes next. Okay, everybody, thank you. Patreon.com slash the big show. We'll do some voicemails and we'll do Johnny's brain rot. And I'm going to see this finished presentation.

Ray, Ray, thank you. It's amazing. At some point, it crossed into actual art. And I don't know when that happened. I think was like, I don't know. know. I don't know about this guy. Do you draw chicks? All the time, bro. Are they like draw me?

All the time. Like Titanic? Draw me like that guy in Titanic? Yeah. I was going to say it'd be so funny if by the end of the episode we were somehow like Dominican with like Puerto Rico fucking durags on. I'd be like, how the fuck did you get that like, holy, transformative? Do you like solicit them? Like, hey, bitch, how about I draw you? You know, used to back in the day you'd think about that kind of stuff. But then you go to so many new drawing classes that it's like it doesn't hold its appeal.

What doesn't hold its appeal? Like, drawn, like, you know, being around naked chicks all the time. Oh, yeah. It crosses over into, like, an academic pursuit at that point. Huh. Even though you're still, like, like, the knockers and all that kind of shit, like a fat ass. But I do have one. I don't want to just look at them, though.

Right, right. You got to, I mean, I'm not saying I haven't dated. Yeah. Yeah, it's work. You got to sit there and, like, okay, I got to make sure this is all good. Because then if I, like, if you look over and it's just a smiley face and stick body, you're going to be real serious. No, you've got that in your deck of cars at least once, though. It's a funny move.

It's going to make her laugh at least once and you're in, you know what I'm saying? Is it like a strip club where they say no touching, but, you know, there kind of is something touching. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like that. It's everything, all the rules are bendable. Okay. Yeah, facts. What's your line to, like, draw women?

Give them the raised eyebrow. Oh. Hey. You're like, you'd look really good if I drew you. Can you help me with my homework? Oh. You know, I really appreciate you helping me. shape my academic and my artistic mind.

Oh, okay. While I shape your... Because you can't do that. You can't say, like, how about I record you? Oh, you can't... Have I record you playing a fucking ukulele or something? Yeah, it's worse. It's like, sorry I'm repositioning this vintage mic in front of your face

that decided to die for the fifth time today. Like, boy, it's embarrassing. It works better with hidden cameras, though. It's audio, no one gives a shit about that. Yeah, no. What do they say? Well, you know, a lot of girls, they're flattered by it. You know, the other thing, too, is there's a lot of ugly naked out there, Dick.

I hate to tell you that. Oh, I know about that. Yeah, I've seen, you know, some of the drawing glasses you show up. There's this, you know, big, huge whale that has a carpet that goes at least a good, you know, three or four feet. You know, up two rolls, and you're just like, oh, my God. I also had a really strange one, one time where we had a male model. And when you have models, they sit and there's, you know, you're in a room of 40 people, and you're all drawing with a lecture.

he's going around helping you fix your whatever and the models are supposed to fix their gaze at one point well this guy put his gaze like right above my head and I'm sitting there like I'm like surely this motherfucker is not looking at me his weiner looking at his weiner got hard

it did really everybody like stopped like you could hear the whole room just like be like oh what did he say he got really red oh he got red he's embarrassed why is he getting hard in a I'm guessing you know men who go and model naked or getting off on it.

Yeah, I tend to be that way. They like that kind of shit. Was everyone drawing his erection then? Yeah, they had a vicious erasing was going on. Everybody was trying to capture that moment, you know, that nice projectile. I was worried when I was inflating my balls with saline, I was worried I would get an erection because people were drawing it. Oh, well, that happens. It's a, you know.

I didn't, though. You ever have to look, like, look... You ever have to look above the easel and be like, could you hold still, please? I'm trying to make sure I got the correct amount of ridges in your asshole. asshole. Yeah. Well, you know, I try not to get that position. You know, that's the one you don't want where they're like bending over, spreading their cheeks. You try to move to the side, get a nice profile. Yeah. Did they pay you to draw them? No, no, you have to pay, you got to take the classes. And then each model makes between like $200 and $400 per setting. And so they line up,

believe or not. Before Onlyfans, this was the only gig in town. Oh, now you could just draw Onlyfans? Oh, bro. Now you're the only fans that come over. They say, oh, I've got to sit here. I don't gotta know, you know, sucky, sucky, no fucky, fucky, okay, let's go. You say that? Yeah, I get a lot of Asians. Chinese only fans, yeah. Regular only fans, that are you. That guy, Maas, you remember Maas?

Oh, yeah. He was trying to get me to go to a drawing class. I guess it was a new drawing, I think. Okay, that's like if Michael Schumacher was like, you want to go-karting later? I'm not going to go to a drawing class with you, Maas. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, no, I was, yeah, sure. Did you go?

No, it was filled up. Oh. And then he moved and we need to go to another one It's just like oh yeah you just do it like it's like wow that looks incredible and perfect like how did you I would just copy what he did You know You can't that would be funny that would be a funny video like to like because his style is really unique So I just feel like all right I'm just gonna do what you're doing and then turn it in first

Yeah and make sure she sees mine first check out mine Hey you want to go to a drawing class Hey guy who already like mastered all of this like Like, yeah, sure, totally. Yeah, do you know that guy, Maas? I've heard of him, yeah. You've heard of him? I mean, obviously, I don't know him, but I've worked.

He's crazy. It's so one of my few favorite artists. Yeah. Well, you know, there's a big distinction between real artists and fake artists, I think, especially now. Everybody, like, masquerades is, oh, yeah, I'm an artist. You're like, okay, cool, do something, and they can't do it. And you're just like. Yeah.

Or it takes them, like, you know, a week to do something. And I learned very quickly that great artists work in efficiency and power of stroke. I mean, they don't waste any strokes. They got a roadmap in their head. They know how to get from point A to point Z very quickly. And they get there. Before you know it, the whole thing comes to life. And they're like, how the fuck did that just happen?

That's what I was thinking. Yeah. When did that turn into a picture? Yeah, when did those images emerge? Yeah. But it's a constant juggling. It's a cyclical process. You keep going back to the beginning, back to the beginning and readjusting.

Wow. I'm going to be really fucking pissed if we watch the footage later and we see Ray like switching out the fucking... And he's just like, tapping his brush on it. Like when people paint the dogs. And they tear a hole. And they tear the bigger hole. Yeah.

That's fire. Totally like, wait a second. Do you know that game where it's dots in a grid and then you connect the dots? And the person that connects it gets their initial in it. It's the box. Yeah. What do you think about that game as an artist? As an artist?

Religiously, what do you think about that? Do you think you're better at that game than me? you can draw? This guy's got a crooked line. He's an idiot. That box doesn't count. You think it gives you like a better ability to play that game because you're an artist? No, I don't think so.

I would have thought it would. I guess there's only one way to find out. Box game next, bro. Let's go. I too call it the box game. We are cut from the same school. Hey Dick, hey Johnny. I apologize if I have already said this.

But I recently had a revelation about the most basic form of humor. Everyone says it's fucking toilet humor, cuckoo, p, p, fart. Do you think farts are funny? You fucking grow up. The real most basic form of humor is saying things wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Just the fundamental baseline. That's the simplest, simplest form of humor. And you think of all the fucking memes, modern day memes of like, I can't have, that's fucking, that's not modern day but you know what I mean? I can have cheeseburger epic stale. It's old. Even easier than that.

I'm saying, you know, like, why you know this, whatever, you mad, let whatever, fucking all kinds of, you know, oh, Chris of Walkin, oh, fucking get to the chopper. What the fuck are you talking about? Chris for walking.

And get to the chopper? Damn. That other people say things. This guy, he's, you had a good premise, but all your examples suck. Right. The best example is my friend Sergio said, banana wrong as burn anna

banana about 15 years ago and we still go hey sir jud how was vacation yeah and he just goes fuck you guys let me live you know you go to ikea and some dumb bitches like this chair is called a jungle frug fucking stupid i mean

yeah there's something yeah but you gotta like you know do it at the right time you can't just mispronounce everything and bother people with it you either catch someone fucking up or you say something wrong to see if you're on purpose to catch them let it set a trap for them yeah that's what life's about you've ever heard about this guy Brad Carter who makes a bunch of really funny prank calls well you know he blocked me on his voicemail and now every time he call it goes do do do do I think you should do the same thing for me all right thank you oh

Let's see where I got a bunch of messages from this guy. Let's see where it goes. This is a message for that asshole in the supermarket that sold me blue cheese. This clearly has molded in. It's a blue cheese mac. And it's all moldy. It tastes delicious, but I'm probably getting food poisoning. Is this the Yellow King from True Detective calling in?

Hey, Dick. Hey, Johnny. So a few weeks back when you guys were talking about, you know, water your bitch, you know, like... You got to water that bitch. They get fucking... They turn even more mental if they don't have their water. Yep. Well, I was... Ha-ha, that's funny.

The girlfriend had texted me yesterday before I went over saying, I'm in a really bad mood. I haven't drank water all day. I've dehydrated. Blah, blah, blah. Okay. So I go over there. I sit her down. I say, drink this water, you'll feel better.

What does she do? Sit down, drinks the water. Ben goes, oh, God, I needed that. Her mood, like, immediately flipped. So, yeah, it's a 1,000% true. Gentlemen, water your bitch. Anyway, go fuck yourselves. Put some water in that bitch.

Waterboard your bitch. Get all that good intel out of. Yo, Dick and Johnny. Yo. Johnny, I'm really fucking jealous of your name. Imagine wanting to do something to make them talk more. No, Mr. Bond, Mrs. Bond, I'm waterboarding you to stop talking. I prefer you actually keep that intel to yourself this time.

Did they have any female prisoners at Abu Ghraib? I don't think so. You got to get this bitch talking. No. I defect. I'm out of here. You can't stop. Because it's just Johnny.

It's John, Johnny, Jonathan. maybe for a lot. Nope. My name is Stephen with a pH. Dude, I've been called Stefan my entire life. Every new person I meet calls me Stefan, Stefan, Stephen even.

I don't even fucking know. Are white people names going to become like, as they become their minority, going to be like black people names, like unpronounceable? Stefan? What is your name here? It's Stephen.

It's actually James Tavius. Dude, I got, I found some new friends. I made this hobby. It doesn't matter what I'm doing, but they all call me fucking... Uh, what? What were you doing? What hobby?

I got, I found some new friends. I made to do this hobby. It doesn't matter what I'm doing, but they all call me... What do you think he was doing? Well, it does matter what you're doing. What the fuck are you talking about? Why didn't you want to say it? Hmm.

Hmm. Interesting. This guy is going to a fucking Stefan club. Yeah. Ph. Club. Fucking Steffin. And I'm just like, Listen, I know all of your guys' names

All of them I pronounce them right Is that like a respect thing? Should I be pissed at these guys For Meeting me multiple times Me correcting them to their face Going my name isn't fucking Stefan

But they still call me Stefan Is that like a respect thing Should I be pissed Depends what kind of club it is You should get a complex about it Is what you should develop Is that like a wife swapping club Because then maybe it's a disrespect

You think my life is so easy, right? Stefan, fucking everyone, you did the same shit to me You go, well, maybe it's Jonathan No, my name is just Johnny Just Johnny Just Johnny And then what's funny is you get all the old cats in the studio, right? Oh, here comes Billy, here comes fucking Mikey

They see me and they go Oh, hey John Oh And it was like, hey, that wasn't a nickname That's my fucking name. Yeah. Hey, John, what do you think of this? John, they call you John?

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Fucking John. It's not John, John? John. All right, here we go. John is brain. Did I miss it? Where did it go?

Here it is. Here we go. Okay, so boost your workout, Dick. I was going to call this booster workout Atlanta style, but that might give it away. Okay Alright Come on This is the fattest bitch

And check this new workout method out dude Why do they have this fat black woman Tom and Jerry's owner Whipping These giant ropes Well and look what she's doing Eating Worse

Smoking meat While you fucking whip your ancestors Whip your ancestors Oh my God Gotta get her high to get her in the gym God What is this? Body by Ted?

Is that Ted that's feeding her weed? I was like, is that Ted's buds, Ted? Or like, you know, but I don't think it's the same Ted. Dude, he just has an Instagram that's full of fat women working out. No fucking way. Well, yeah, it's a great business.

It's like your dentist giving you cookies afterward. it's like well if I get these fat bitches high they're gonna want to eat wings after yeah body by Ted owner of big girls move plus size celebrity trainer lose 20 pounds a month guaranteed

okay but gain 40 pounds of them that's the part that she fucking leaves out uh one get to it there you go oh my god

way to move way to move way to move dude he's got this fish that looks like fucking Zoidberg without a shell. Soft shell. Soft shell. How did he get her moving for this clip?

It's like 20 seconds. Well, you can't see it off camera, but there's like a wall behind him and it's all chicken nuggets. Is she on the vomit comet? She's weightless doing this? Well, dude, hear me out. You know as soon as this day was over

or this, you know, five-minute exercise or court regime or whatever regiment? them knees and ankles were sore for the next month. They're done. Dude. There you go. Way to move.

He's got this kangaroo pouch in front of her. Way to move. It's like when you step on something too hot in a Mario game. Three, two, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's like, dude, look at the background. He really, his gym really is big girls with a Z move. Mm-hmm. And it's got a fat woman on both sides. No standard lettered size or, or like any sort of consistency just kind of like

hey you put paint on the wall right yeah can you make it like big girls move with a z oh man what third it ain't no wood this is what the hell when you take your client grocery shopping and they just keep picking up all the shit

that got them that way it's time to get shit together baby girl big girls move with ted so is he trying to make is he trying to fuck fat black women or is you trying to make them skinny he's happening here it's both dude

he's trying to make them fat win win win Win-win for Ted This guy figured it all out, man He's like, wait I could fuck fat bitches Create fat bitches And smoke weed with them too

Make him smoke Get them high Get them hungry Get them high Get them horny Get them all horned up Dude you playing Look at how fucking fat

This chick is God damn That's not even the spare tire That's the tire She's the reboot of the big comfy couch this section, too. I just got this mask on to prevent her from sampling the sweetbread.

It's a feed bag, actually. Yeah, it's a bunch of corn nuts in there. It's reached the end of the bag. No bread, no carve, no nothing. Get out. What you even looking at this shit for? Take a picture and keep on. No, man.

There ain't no bullshit. You playing. Get out of this section, too. Right now. Do you have a results page or... No. Find you a partner. I'm a partner.

Tag of rent. 30 slots available for 7999. Unlimited. Yeah, I bet it's unlimited. I just couldn't believe it though, man. Find you a partner. Okay. I'm all about like, you know,

fucking hobbox your car before you go in the gym, right? Okay. But during your rope workout? They love that shoulder-destroying rope workout. Just absolutely. It's like, it's like ork-maxing from Lord of the Rings. I'm like, who the fuck thought this was like a... That's the next step in CrossFit is orch-maxing,

where they're birthing orcs, hauling them up with chains. Move out of the mud, like that guy. That guy was ork-maxing. With his pants around his ankles. If you got your meat out in the mud, man. And then you got to get out and go, ah! Damn flash. They god

Seafood boil cakes He's posting a picture of AI seafood Boil cakes And you know all of his fat followers are going to be like Look at this one year difference This is This bitch has king hippo but on her back Wow

One year difference she's just She's grotesquely disgusting In the after shot She's like blast boys Without the cannon Literally has a shell This was the Rodoscope for Raphael

in the live action TMNT movie Rubber suits? Yeah, and modeled the rubber suits after her. God damn. Okay, Peter Griffin. They just love this rope workout.

Wait, go back real quick to the main page. No fupa shall prosper? Where is that? And then fucking go to the left one. Yeah. That's on the wall of his AI, like the shape store.

No fupa shall prosper. Like biblical? What does that mean? You shall not pass, dude. Where is this happening? A black gym of only fat black women. I forget the Bible verse designation. But what was it?

No poop fashioned against me shall prosper? Is it Levitticus? There's a lot of wacky stuff in there. It was Leviathanicus. Leviathan, yeah. That's her sister. Yeah, Leviathanthicus. What the fuck I tell you about putting them knives?

Can you imagine if one of those old Jews in the Bible saw this shit? How long Revelation isn't about this? I went to this black gym. There I was. And there I was. The two-mouthed beast. with a bleaching pussy. She's the beast with two backs, dude.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Two or three. No Fupa shall prosper. This is the revelation. Oh, God. She's a one-man beast with two back. There's no goddamn break down there.

Let go. Let go. Let go. There's no goddamn break. She's shopping here. Who do they buy? There's just no reason for someone this big to be working out this hard way to.

We ain't moving slow. Let go. Let go. Like, we got somewhere to go. Ooh, them lay a bind two. That's like a tonne too, fool. Doing a flash. They're playing a bite into.

Yeah, you better to say no goddamn right now. That's not my tempo. Let go. Let go. Let go. Let go. Let go. Yeah.

So that's a working out Atlanta style. Oh, it's Atlanta. Well, I assume. God damn. What's the fattest woman you've ever drawn? Ray, Ray. I've drawn some pretty fat-ass bitches. Not going to lie.

I remember one time there was this lady, she had to be in her 50s, and she was like 300 pounds easy. She was full-on round, and she loved getting naked in front of everybody. She was the one that had that carpet that just kept going up and up. I didn't know there was that much hair possible.

She got a discount on the whole roll of it, the spool of carpet. Yeah, she bought the whole damn thing. Yeah, and so she came in. She just was all about it. Empire. And another thing too is those, yeah, I love the Empire commercial, yeah. Today. Today. And the thing is, is that, you know, when you get the 10 or 20 minute, like, break, they put on their robe, but she would walk around and her boob would kind of be hanging out. So she was, like, all into it. It was like, oh, my God, bro. Yeah, so there's, there's bad. How did you draw it on the paper? Did you make, like, with her head, like, sticking out? Well, we had to use, like, two pieces of paper, actually. I was going to say, did you need to extend it? Yeah, I had to go to the, yeah. I had to go to the, I got the teacher to tape on one extra so we could get the full thing, get the full scope of her.

Like Pokemon cards. Yeah, yeah. But it's actually really easy to draw fat people. They're just round. They're round. You just draw like a tiny circle for the head of big, like Baymax, right? Yeah, yeah. And, you know, and people talk about beauty.

And beauty is really the push and pull between the straight and the curve, you know. That's why fat women ain't beautiful. They just got no push and pull. It's just all one curve. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And they stink. I heard they got really good personalities, though.

also false yeah especially these days they have terrible here we go no fupas shall prosper man it's not a video

all right man come on he's like cuffing her oh that's that's the he's got a whole gym dedicated to that

fupa area bro it's so out of control that the gym is a fupa specific specific gym dude

fupilicious I'm surprised by that I don't know why I can't say that I am but I'm definitely disgusted by it wow who is this skinny bitch that he has in here well it's not skinny it's fucking frying my brain

looking at this stuff all right what's the next one you got next one is just bruh so I forget what this one was but it was definitely earned brough with a bunch of exclamations after it Oh. That's right.

Dog. Why is this guy smoking like a subway sandwich? This shit, I saw this. It was like, come on. It's like a steampunk guy smoking a cigar that's like a... I'd be less offended if it was just like actually a black dick. Because it's like that's what he's doing. He's a cigar like this.

He's fucking kind of like that. Makes me freaking sick, man. I'm fucking electric feel. Look at you got the two-hita. On the Chabor? Yeah, come on. It's shot me like an electric

needle. That's cool, man. That's fucking. Enjoying yourself. Insane. So here's the reflex game. Dick, you might love this one. All right.

You know those machines that drop the little, you know? Oh, yeah. These are funny. Yeah. Okay. This one's been blown up on my feet later. All right. It's one where it's like a half circle of,

of, uh, with this pool diving sticks. Yeah, sticks. And they drop randomly and you have to react quickly and grab it before it hits the, hits the ground. Simple enough game, right? Your dad, you've had a very simple game. Yeah. Something to see, you see some grab.

Oh, jeez. I thought the black guy would have been right at this. You've missed every single one. Have you not seen this page yet? Look at this page. Just let's do some investigative. Wow, that's bad. Was he black or was he Indian?

It's definitely black. Go down. It's just all that machine. It's all this machine and no one fucking gets it. Women are usually... Usually you want some kind of a stance. Right. To be ready. To be... To twist your body somewhere.

And just bring it to action. You got the last one. Good for you. Okay? Really bad, man. It's astounding. Have they never seen it? Wow. Kind of hard to miss the last two.

Yeah, it's going to be one or the other first, yeah. But dude, it's a whole account of people just like, staring at this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Yeah, this is what I expect. Still, it can't do it. How hard is this?

Is it hard? It must be the most difficult thing in the This guy got the most out. Yeah, I did that. Stupid boxing moves, okay. Good for you. Yeah, so then this last one is, dude, okay, look, watch out William Street.

We got fucking hood babies. Hood babies. With a Zee. Baby. Hood babies. Game over. Walking down. the city

I can't like a fucking mud and the hood and they're black and Puerto Rican and I feel real good like I should

This is fucking gross I can't waste any time Today is beautiful day Beautiful Beautiful beautiful beautiful day Hey It's like

Rugrats But they're black And they're in the street walking around It's not the same When they're in the street Do you want to see the babies at home.

Is it actual babies doing the voices? I don't think so. Unless they just found like baby voices or something. Can you turn it up? Now the babies are playing basketball? No, no, this is. The babies are supposed to talk.

Yeah, check the scoreboard. Uh-huh. Basketball, basketball, basketball, game I'm going to win Watch me do my thing One shot two shot three shot four I got mad skills the way I play Just made your body sore

Right Uh hood babies This is disturbing This is the crazy This is the crazy It's It's Hood hood hood babies

It's all the same thing getting reposted Because it's only episode one so far Oh, that was their pilot. A bunch of babies playing basketball. Oh, yeah. Come on. Hood babies. Oh, this is doing help, please.

Okay, the babies coming out of the apartment. No dialogue in this show for some reason. No background music. No. It's just the animation. The giant cardboard fucking box. Fruity Pebbles, dump fruity pebbles all over the ground. The box that changes its sizes every fucking frame.

And now there's another hood baby. Now there's another one. They never talk. William Street ain't got shit on hood babies. Is this like a horror movie? I don't know. What the fuck wise? Is this baby jacking off?

What the hell is happening? They're sleeping. Hood babies, dude. I'm telling you. That's it. She got to get up and beat some ass now. Ernest style. Why is this? Why is this happening? Why is this woman walking off deductible?

Oh, this show is fucked up. Dude, nothing. Now three hood babies are on the couch. Now this baby's gonna take a shower? What's the sound? Dude. Okay, that's enough of that. All right. Right. What do you got? What's the... Here's what I got right here. Time. Oh my God. Time on the collar. Got it right there. Boom. that's fucking amazing it's incredible

it does it where's that picture do you have the picture with you have the picture right there oh look at that that's incredible you're so uh you're so professional

with your short hair dude that was when I was like you look kind of like Nick Ricata I'm gonna get a job in this world yeah I'm gonna win now after I got all these jobs

this world I'm like I don't give off fuck about shit anymore man that's amazing make sure that check clears I'm working hard to get ahead. What's funny is we're both wearing Maddox shirts. I know.

You have a shirt with his face on it, and I'm wearing the for every animal you don't eat. You got it. You found the angle. There it is. Look at that. That's awesome, man. That looks so good. Okay, back, Superkillers.

Back Superkillers. What is it? Superkillers.org? Yeah, superkillers. org or fund my comic backslash super killers. Okay. And you're getting all the money for that, right? All of it.

Riley and Giant Rocket don't deserve any money. Oh, no. They're great guys, man. Nah, but they're just writing and, like, directing. You're doing all the hard work. They're bossing you around, right? They don't want to metal at the end of this, do you? They are cracking the whip, yeah.

I think Riley's already got like 13 more projects lined up, ready to go. He's got me already, like, well, five years down the road. I'm already like... He's got a five-year plan? He's already got me locked in. Yeah. Oh, shit. I saw my youth pass before my eyes.

I was like, fuck. Yeah. What drama stuff is going on recently? Just the quartering, right? Yeah, they got that quartering stuff going on. Bro, you know, the whole internet thing, since coming to internet, it's like such a disappointment. It's like nerd fights all the time.

I don't understand it. They're all just like, you don't understand me. It's like, duh, damn. We do. Yeah, who cares? If only this person didn't hold me back, I'd be super famous. Like, no, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't.

No. You'll hear that a million times. Facts, bro. It's like, I think these people don't understand that, like, if you do become famous, you have to create content or something to serve your audience. They don't understand that part. You have to make stuff. You have to actually produce stuff on time.

Yeah. That's a big part of it. Yeah, your subject, heavy is the crown. You know what I'm saying? All that kind of bullshit. Mersh was having a pretty good fight with Ralph recently. Oh, yeah. I saw Mersh going back and forth with Ralph.

Merch has been doing great, I think. I mean, it's great to see him happy. You know, I like a happy Mersh. Yeah, you do a lot of art of him. Yeah, yeah. He's cats. Yeah, Mersh is, because I'd be up late, right? There's nothing else on.

I'd have Nightwave radio on late. Because I'm more of a night owl than a morning person. I know, Dick, you're a morning person. Up with a rooster. No, I actually hate it. I know your cockledoodle do. Hey, don't have a choice. Yeah, I'm up to like three or four in the morning,

painting stuff done, and so I have different things on. Nightway's one of them. So, yeah, I would draw all him. I got a funny character of him in my mind, and then he started supporting me a little bit, and then we just kind of, you know, became somewhat mutual bros of that. So I appreciate that. Your drawings of him when he's, like, cruising around, saving cats. It's like a cat private investigator or something.

Yeah, I made a whole comic about that. Oh, you did? Yeah, it's called Kitty City. And I actually had to put that on pause to do this thing with Riley and Johnny Rocket. We've got to get it out before July 4th, and then I'm probably going to. get that out. Get back to Kitty City? Yeah, knocked that out. Oh yeah, okay. That's cool. Yeah, it's a it's a funny story. I love stories that are more like studio jibbley stories. I don't know if you're familiar with that. Toto. Yeah, Totoro. Pono. Ponyo, uh, spirited away, uh, porco roso. I love stories like that that really kind of reflect on the psychology of human beings. More so I still love the, you know, superhero stuff. Sure. But I love that kind of psychological stuff where they reflect and you know, you kind of learn something along the way. and then intermix with the artwork and the refinement, and you come away and be like,

wow, I just had an experience. Have you seen Ponyo, Johnny? No, but what Ray-Rae is talking about is the same kind of thrills and insight I get out of the Fast and the Furious movie. It is all about family. They go to space, you know. Well, dude, talk about human psychology.

You know, you got family in there. You got art. You got cars. You got Asians. You got Tokyo drift. You got drifting. You got ass. Come on you got ass.

You got ludicrous. Luda. Luda. You got Tyrese in there. You got Paul Walker when he was still alive. Yeah. That was the lineup right there, man. I was so sad to see that in.

You know, Ponyo was great. Have you seen the Blue Heron movie or what was that one? Oh, you know, I do have that one, but it's a, I haven't, I do have that. I have that watched it, though. It's about his mother's death or something like that. Have you watched it? I watched it in theater. Did you like it?

I didn't like it when I left the theater, but then like the next day, I was like, that was fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those ones you have to really marinate on, I think. But that's kind of all his movies. So it's like... Yeah, all of his movies are like that. They're definitely anti-Tick-Tac generation where you have to ruminate on it.

You watch it two or three times, that kind of thing. Whereas the TikTok generation, obviously, three seconds, three seconds, three seconds, three seconds. Dude, Laputa fried the TikTok genre. For like a movie to be like three hours before anything happens, it's like, wow. That is a long movie. You have to really appreciate the artwork in that movie to be like, yeah. Stunning. And the concepts about floating

castles in the sky. I mean, who hasn't thought about that? Dick, I'm sure you've... Floating castles? In the sky. No, I never thought about that shit. What is that? Like, he and the movie?

Yeah, I guess kind of like he-man, but I guess just like castles that would be floating up behind the clouds. Like Bowser's castle. Yeah. Is that in the sky? Well, that's quite a propone, being of Mario's...

Yeah, he's got a sky castle. Oh, yeah. He's got castles everywhere. He's got airships. He got an underwater castle. He got a underwater castle. He got a castle probably in the... the shit pit, dude.

He's got one that goes like, it's like a music castle. Yeah, he's got a castle. He's got every theme castle you could walk. He's like, look, I'm the badest motherfuckers. He's got no bitches.

That's the best thing that he's got. Yeah, yeah. The party city of castles. He's like, I made this cool castle for you to run through and you come kill me. They got to, they got to introduce his wife, the mom of all those kids. Right.

Because she's got to be a real bitch. Yeah. You know? This is Bowser? Yeah. He's like, oh, fuck. Who popped out seven kids and named them all fucked up, like music stuff.

Real, corchungus, piece of shit. Fat as hell, probably. Well, that's why he's out of the house all the time, trying to take over the rest of the idea. He's like, I got to get out of the house, and not this fucking monster. I got to get out of the house. The bitch is going crazy. Let me get out of here, man.

All right, right. Thank you so much, man. Thank you guys for having me. I really appreciate it. Thank you for the wonderful art. God damn. I hope you, what do you guys at right now? 100 back?

Yeah, I think we were like 106 or something like that. My goal was like a pro. I just wanted to make. a thousand bucks and then we made a thousand bucks i thought that was fantastic and then to get a hundred backers was insane we actually got there yesterday i was like oh wow this is fucking yeah that's awesome and just 30 days you know and so i was like you know is that it yeah it was just we just did a 30 day boom in and out i like that kind of style you know i don't like the ones that like go on for like you know i know other people it works for them but i mean if you don't have like that big notoriety

it's not going to work for you yeah so we're in we're out we're gone to the next one that kind of that's excited about and then you're doing kitty city then i'm doing Kitty City. And none of you guys have cried on stream to promote sales. You know, Vito should send some of that money back, don't you think? $137,000 he should send back. That's a lot. That's like a house, bro. He doesn't deserve that. Damn.

The most heartbreaking thing to me ever was when I'm in line of GameStop with my boy, like, yeah, we're going to go get switches, whatever. And then the guy's like, these two awesome, like really nice dudes were like, hey, so like jokes aside, like, you know when the Super Killer coverage about? I was like, oh, like, you think I'm in on this. Like, no, dude, I'm like, I'm just as much in the weeds as you are. Like, fuck. I wish I could give you some sort of answer. They're like, is this a bit? Like, what's going on?

Is it going to be like something super surprising? And they were just like, yeah. One guy was like, I got the hentai cover. And I just wanted this. And I'm like, it's brutal. It's brutal. I was like, I never thought it would be asked about someone else's comic in real life. It's like stealing from your parents.

You know what I'm trying to get you through college. And you're like, oh, my mom won't need this. I'll steal her whole retirement plan and spend it on chocolate bars or something, bro. And now he's fought with so many people who are like sitting on. It's crazy. They're all his supporters. And I'm just like, you know. But it was, to me, the initial support was like, because yeah, it's like, we're going to get this comic, we're going to get it turned around and out. I'm like, cool, that's what I like to hear.

You figured out what this guy fucked up on, fixed it. And it's like, ah, just kidding. You figured out what he fucked up. And then like, maxed on it and then just fucking really expanded on and dived in. Well, the other thing, too, is. is like, you know, there is an erosive, you know, component with the biggest problem, you know, how that impacts not only him, but you and, you know,

other people too and how people are like, you know, they're all like wound up about it. Yeah, Ethan Van Skyver said it basically destroyed the show, Superkiller, and I think it's, I think he's right. I think so. It did. All that goodwill that got poured into it, then taken advantage of, and it's kind of like,

where do you go with that? And it's also like... And you can't vent. He won't let people vent. about it, you know what I'm saying? No, he's really smug about anybody having any problem with anything, which is fine, but it's also

the show can't really attack anybody anymore. Right. Because like, Vito was going after the quartering and I'm like, this is like so phony. Like this is just terrible. Yeah, it's defanged. Yeah, it's totally defanged. So the whole, it's just like,

the whole thing is just performative. Yeah, because it's like, hey, aren't you the guy who? And it's like, oh. Yeah. Oh, I know. No, that's right. Don't you have all those lunch boxes in your garage? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Well, you know, I'm sorry. I hope you're, I hope that this, obviously this is going to come out, and I think it'll be a nice closure on the whole super killer debacle. You deserve all those toys, right? Yeah, right. Yeah, I hope you guys win. Yeah, I hope we do, too. I think that's, that's a really fun kind of competitive thing. So thanks for doing that.

We got to get that, buddy. There's a lot of good stuff out there. There's like a gold bar, I think, somebody sent in. I'm pretty sure there's like a Guy's Cradle 2 as well in there. Is there another one? I think there's another one. The guy who bought it, the first time he texted me and said there's another one. Oh, there's another guy's cradle in there?

I'm going to send in three du rags so that way you guys each get a du rag when you went to. And then you have to open the rest of the gifts in duress. I've never looked through it. There could be a lot of good stuff. I have like other people that are like with the Vito's booty, like they send me messages. Like, I hope you get it because this is in there. I hope you get it because that's in there. I'm just like,

but I don't know anything about magic and I'm not, you know, or Pokemon and I could care less. I'm like, okay. I mean, there was good stuff that I smashed. So there's got to be good stuff. There's a lot.

There's a lot of stuff left. There's some like NeoGeo controllers or video game con. One of them got destroyed. One of them got destroyed. Yeah. There's another one. Yeah.

So they're asking me to like, hey, you know, give that to some, don't destroy it. You know, there's this in there. There's that in there.

And I'm like, okay. I'm going to put it all in a box. That'd be awesome. That'd be magical. Like the treasure at the end of that South Park episode, the Smugglers Cove. That makes sense. I'll just put it all like on the table here.

Fucking Goody style. Oh, that would be great. I mean, you guys are having to fight a big retarded guy for treasure. I mean, infants. It's just... Here's a red tag guy. group of homies just want to like get some treasure. We are rag tag too.

And then you got this big fan monster in your way. We are rag tag. Man. Oh. What are you guys of Chinese? Yeah. So we're hoping, you know, fulfillment July 4th start fulfilling.

Hopefully I'll get this all colored up, inked up, and then scanned in, lettered up, sent off to the printer and all that stuff. Is any of you black that they can get like a distribution deal with Heshae? I'm pretty sure John. me is part black is johnny black i think that doesn't surprise me he has he he so you know understands the culture so well i'm pretty sure can he just say he's black is he i think he's

italian so doesn't that count no he's got to say black he's just got to say it we haven't circled back to hating italians yeah i love yeah i love italians yeah okay everybody thank you uh see you next time see you