The Dick Show - Episode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby donkey, RayRay, Clippa, and Johnny Rocket call in about the release of SUPERKILLERs and to claim Vito's Booty; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Wonderful. Rumble stew. Rumble still skin. Rumble still skin. You have to swear it at enough times of this time. Are you? Did you go? Okay, now, Rumble stiltskin?

Rumble stiltskin, dude. I went to this comedy show. It was for Black History Month. Sketch comedy. And the funniest fucking sketch was, N-word stiltskin. Everything was black-related, right? Of course.

But it was comedy, so you could do. I played a slave owner. I got shit, I think, because I played too real. They were like, we didn't even give you the script yet. I had a big white suit, you know, hat. I think I only had one line. It was, are we streaming? Let's see.

You had one line, and it wasn't what you ended up saying. I had one line and I brought the show to a whole... Was it one line or one word? Who's a sentence? It was the punchline for the whole sketch, though. Come on, I'm waiting for this to load. Now we're down to one. Now we're down to one streamery.

I don't know if it's gonna work. Ah, there it is. All right, you hear it? Yeah. Okay. My line was, I was... We were on the Underground Railroad, literally. all these black,

it was the, oh God, now I remember exactly what it was, okay. It was the gentrification of the underground railroad. So it starts with two slaves coming in and like being like, you know, Amistad type slaves or like 16 years of slave, whatever,

you know, like all tattered and stuff. And then every new person that gets on the railroad is a little bit more like hipster. Right? Making fun of gentrification. And then I come in at the, And all the hip, then they have like a big argument about like what black means. It was funny.

You know, it was funny people writing it. Not like, not like assholes that are on TV. Right. Not like the assholes that wrote Green Lantern 3. Men wrote it. Let me, let me explain why that happened. Black guys were writing it. So it's funny.

Manny, you know? Mani is very... So a bunch of white hipsters were coming in and gentrifying the Underground Railroad. And then I come in at the end as the, the end result of gentrification, which is the rich people, you know, take it over. Like the corporations. So I come in as the fucking slave owner

that they're all running away from, right? And my line is, don't I own you from somewhere? To the one of the black guys and the whole... I thought it was a funny line, you know, like, don't I know you? Right. Don't I know you from somewhere? Like, you know, I'm coming in like Colonel Sanders.

I got the fucking tie in a white suit. I'm coming in a whole. Yo we go, yo! I was like, oh, this is going to bring down the house, baby. You know, they're loving it. They're loving the gentrification, making fun of wiping. You know, because hipsters really be due like that. Mr. Stansley, you know?

Oh, man, I don't feel good today. I got the mouth sweats. Oof. I found myself thinking, thinking yesterday, man, I wish there was an IPA that had a little bit less alcohol in it. Then I said, oh, wait. Justin appeared in your mind So I go out there in my

In my White suit Thinking this is gonna really kill it and I go Oh don't I own you from somewhere Like you know And after my after the other lines And everyone's like ooh Like what the fuck ooh

What do you mean ooh? And I've always thought that it's just because they could tell Somehow they're like that guy, he's too eager. This guy's half Mexican? I think that actually is kind of what they are picking up on. Because I don't feel any kind of compunction about like racist remarks. But they're like, that guy's white, but he's acting like very unlike any white I've ever seen.

And it's because I'm not. Too clear of a heart. Mm-hmm. I'm just doing my best impression of a white person. I thought that's what you guys wanted. I'm wearing this suit. feeling like an asshole. Yeah, there was a 0% on that scan and they were like, wait a second. I never felt so good for the lights to go off. And a sketch, oh man, foo.

I was dabbing my face with my little napkin. And then I stayed there and watched a show. And the funniest sketch was, they're doing Rumpel Stiltzkin. And the guy comes out as a little goblin. He's like, ah, you know, if you say my, the only way I go away is if you say my name. And the girl goes, uh, I don't want to. He's like, I'm Rumble Silskkin's cousin. If that helps. So he's trying to hint at them the whole time to say N-word Stiltskin. And they're like, oh, no.

He's trying to give him an excuse to do it, right? That's really good. Yeah, and then they say it and his name was Nick. His name was Nickelback, as it turned out, you know. Oh. Not very fun. It doesn't matter at that point, right? This white girl finally says like, fine, Enward Stiltzkin!

And everyone's like, cheering, right? He's like, no, it was a nickelback. You know, it doesn't matter, but it's so funny. I always find myself going around all day going, I wonder what N-Word Stiltskin is up to. I wonder what he thinks about all this stuff that's happening.

I wonder what he thinks. I wonder, man. I wonder, man. Enward Stiltskin. I probably told that story before. Oh, man. Too much. With the mouth sweats, you know. Yeah.

Hello. Welcome, Dick. You want Dicky, do you diggy, you love Dick. You got it! It's the showroomers a contest coming to your life for a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masters and A.K. the $20 million man. Join me, as always, Johnny the audio engineer. What's up, man?

Man. What's up, man? I had the realization this morning that I named someone a little too good. Oh, you named someone too good? Yeah. What do you mean? You remember the rocket pilot? I had that realization about my son yesterday when this girl goes, what, like Donald?

Yeah. Donald, bitch? Donatello, the Ninja fucking Turtle. Like, Don, look at me that way again. All right, what were you going to say? Well, remember the rocket pilot. He's, you know, I made a joke that he's piloting the rocket gas station little snack.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he loved it. Oh, yeah, he's back. Well, dude, I was in there this morning grabbing a drink. And I see him take a whole bunch of shit, right? Yeah. Boxes and stuff. Yeah.

And I see him pilot in the other corner. And I went, oh, my. fucking God. He is the pilot. He's lining that shit up, man. Dude. Hmm. Hey, were you, do you have a defense plan

for if you get attacked by a whirling tortoise? A whirling knife. If a fat woman comes to me with cutlery, I'm not waiting for her to swing first. She's going down. Because that's my policy. Leg sweep. You know? I'm

fucking leg sweeping. I'm Ryu leg sweeping her ass. If I see a fat bitch coming to me With those gray eyes Like those gray glasses like a shark You know This Mexican women get like Millhouse's glasses Those those dark gray eyes

Like a shark Coming to me with two knives One knife, two forks Even a fucking spoon I'm she's done I'm putting her down I'm not taking any chances anymore man You gotta think about it like this dick

Remember what the old cartoons taught us right She probably sees you as like a walking like ham bone. That's exactly what I'm thinking. I could be walking around as a big fucking pumpkin. She's like, I'm gonna, I'm a big wobbling piece of flon. Yeah, she's looking to devour.

She comes out. A-g-g-g-g-g-gaj-gai. She just grabbed the nearest cutlery as you could find. Fucking knives out. Knives out, man. How do you say I'm not food in Spanish? I got to learn that. No-estoy comida.

Tortta? Torta, no. Torta, no, I'm to eat. No soi omida. You have to have friends or friends not food? That bitch needs to go see finding Nemo. Look, bitch. Stop trying to eat all the white women.

Why am women and friends, not food? You fucking bitch? Dude, it's fucking crazy. Dice out there. All the white cops standing around not knowing what to do. Knowing what to do, but not knowing how to do it. Right. Their brains have been delinked.

Their brains have been need to be defraised. They understand the word navigate now. They're trying to navigate a complex situation versus go fucking tackle that fat bitch. Fucking roll that bitch, yo. Fucking come in with a high kick two at a time. Yeah. Throw a trash can at her. Throw a homeless at her.

New York City, for God's sake, pick up one of these homeless. Double dragon cookies. Pretend she's the fucking car in the bonus stage of street fighter. That's what I do. Come on in. I'll be like Neo Get a fucking street pole

Out of the ground Goodbye torto Hadukin Come at me on the street like that Told my wife If a big tortoise comes at you Swinging knives around You go right at her

Take her down Throw some babies Treats at her Reaching the baby's treats You have to do like a Mara 664 And run around her a bunch of times. I'm sorry, what?

You remember Mario 64? Oh, to build up speed until my arms stick out. Well, and you got to run around. Who's the assail you got to run around until he spins out and he grab him? Yeah. That's what I'm going to, if I'm faced with a big tortoise like that, knives out, I'm going to run around like Mario 64, run around to her butt area is vulnerable and I can grab her. and then spin her around and chuck her into traffic.

Well, that guy was... I'll grab her tail. Yeah, that guy... We saw the video that guy's spinning that tortoise around by the ankle. That's what we have to do. Because the cops, the white cops are not going to save us. They're like, we need a black reinforcement here to shoot, to lay this tortoise. They have a whole ranking scheme for who can do what to whom.

We need a black officer with a Mexican wife like in Spider-Man, like in Black Spider-Man, to get out here ASAP and lay. this tort out. The black Spider-Man's just always rubbing his eyes in defeat. He's got to hear that shit all day. I'm like, do, do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-sso-long, gay Bowser. Woo! Like that.

That would be cool. Ah. Here's an exciting announcement. I read before the show that the Not Scary Farm, you know, that they do the scary Halloween every year. It scared a shit out of me, yeah. They're having a... the movie Sinners is going to have people walking around.

I said, you mean they're just going to have black guys walking around, scaring you? What do you mean? That'd be pretty scary. Ah! Where's my wallet? Ah! Oh, there's a big one over there! Whoa!

Shut up! This is a bunch of guys trying to sell you their mixtape. I have encountered this. I've encountered this attraction. Yeah, I hate this attraction. Do they still do CDs? They probably just sell you QR codes now. No, they do CDs.

Oh, they can't do CDs? Yeah. Man, I don't have a fucking CD player. They're going to boot up my old laptop from 2013. Fire this shit up. Fuck you. You take the CD and you wing it right at their forehead afterward. I'll take one of those for five bucks.

Ninja Star right in your fucking forehead. Chop! That would be me fighting the Torda. I'm going to say, where are those mixtape guys? Quickly. Quickly, sir, give me all of your CDs. Here's $100. And then I'll go,

whew, chew, chew, chew. Knock that bitch out, man. We got to start up a tort at disarming school. Yeah, like those rape defense things that they did in the king of the hill. Yeah. But for big fat Mexican women that are coming at you with cutlery,

big knives, too, big knives. And you know that she knows how to use them, man. Yeah. You got to throw a birthday cake at her or a quinceaniera cake. Deal with this bitch. Cut yourself a slice. I'm on a diet.

Like, fucking Edward Cizzerhands. Edward Snezzar hands. Edward Snezzar hands. N-word Cisor hands. Women are getting dangerous, dude. Now they got that. What's the deal on the Lacey-Claecy trial? Women are crashing hard right now.

We're done with women. We're throwing around shit like repeal the 19th. It's like my, I feel like skeletor. Like my time has. arrived. Yeah, I told you. I told you all. After 6,000 years. I'm free. Eleven, 11 people, 11 jurors. We're going to set that bitch free. That bitch, Lacey Clancy that killed her three kids.

11, well, I mean, that's not, that's even, that's even the bad way to phrase it. It's killed another guy's kids. because that's like there's all these we have all these misandrous like ways of phrasing things that affect your thinking and that's the first one

like well she didn't just kill her own kids it's not like I know that you guys think those are her property and that she can just kill them but there were another guy there were another guy's kids that was another person's kids that were killed

three white kids man three white kids oh man not a good day for men though I expected nine out of nine women to do something stupid stupid. I didn't expect two out of three men. Oh.

That's bad news. What are, what? I don't know. Someone needs, someone needs the ass beat. Two guys need to get their ass beat. Out of three, that's a very... Their moms need to call them up after that track. What the fuck? Clancy, what the fuck were you think? You let that bitch out.

What are you talking about? The whole thing is like, the whole justice system is just like a retarded pageant of word cell bullshit. You see all these people tripping over each other to explain what insanity is and what due processes. And it's like, all that is like retarded crap. Everything that you're saying and all this stuff that these lawyers are saying is like Sudoku retard shit.

Somebody killed somebody. They'll kill them. That's it. We don't want them walking around. Yeah, but they're insane. Definitely kill them then. Definitely. put them in the phantom zone

lock them underground I blame assholes like Sam Harris who were like well actually if we were just more like empathetic towards people I'm like yeah but they're not empathetic towards you like hell them yeah get rid of them bro clearly that's what happens when you have not empathetic people

get them out of here it's totally topsy-turvy you've got you've got nine women who are all obviously insane going by a bunch of paper words a bunch of word paper fucking paper games word sell bullshit shit they read on a paper that says well you know

somebody has to be held a criminally responsible and they're like oh i guess well the paper said it so you know that's it's just a like first first first last last in first out whatever they read whatever women read they're looking around is women are looking around they're like clever hans they don't have any moral compass and and and and i'm really it's really disappointing the two guys, two out of three guys also fucked up, but whatever. All of the women fucked up and there was a lot more of them to fuck up. They're looking around saying, I actually don't understand morality. What are the other women doing here?

Oh, well, there's a woman. She killed her kids. So that must be, that must be, okay. And what does the word sell bullshit say? Oh, it says that they have to be, oh, it says nobody's accountable for anything? Oh, yeah. That sounds like me, all right. I'm not accountable for anything either.

Yeah, let her out. The law for the insanity plea or deal was made because of some insane person escaped from a nut house and killed some random lady in her sleep. So that's like, that's part of the word cell bullshit that is our functioning judicial system. 11 people that at best vote toward their in-group.

At worst, just heard something off TikTok. See, that's why I'm like, everyone's doing the wrong thing. They're saying insanity. Everyone needs to be saying fugue state. Suttly different, right? How many different types of insanity and fugue state can we have? Well, I had no idea. I was in a fugue state.

I wasn't aware of it. Still doesn't make any fucking sense. No, it doesn't have to because I was in a fugue state, dude. I was in a fugue state, man. The kids were in a fugue state, too. they came at me it's self-defense I had to lay them out

and then you got copycat killers right yeah that's why I never took like theoretical any department or like philosophy seriously

because it's just like word games it's just word games and it's like there's no way people pay you money to sit around and just word game

you shouldn't need any kind of explanation of what they did wrong like and why it's wrong it's like this guy stole this guy's horse oh kill him Yeah.

This gut lady killed her husband's kids. Like, yeah, get rid of her. Well, you see, here's some word cell bullshit. Yeah, kill that guy. Yeah, Don, get rid of them. Fucking word games. Female jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial were described as seething with rage. As the judge declared a mistrial.

Man, what a fucking hero. Thank God. Thank God we got one guy on the inside. No coping, just seething. Seathing, seething with rage. Wow, skipping the first part. Imagine. Imagine being.

that guy and you could just watch that seething meltdown for three days straight behind the scenes. They all want to kill him. Ringing their pussy hats. You know? Then you're sitting there like fucking turd Ferguson. She's guilty. Nah. It's crazy.

Fucking crazy, man. She's not crazy though. The only sane person has to say the insane lunatic is sane so that because the other 11 lunatics want the lunatic considered crazy right?

It's like no, she's crazy by default, but she's sane. She's crazy. But not like you guys are saying. How a bad day. Taking one down, man. Yeah. Her husband cheated on her, right?

I don't know anything about it, but obviously he cheated on her and she killed his kids. That's why, yeah. Right? Like Tale is all this time Give me a fucking break Come on

Okay You need fear You need to have fear You need to have fear Or else the whole system falls apart Everybody Should be you could say

God was gonna punish you The devil will punish you But you're really saying I'm gonna punish you If you You can pull some shit like this Millions of men Across America

Are realizing Somewhere in there Somewhere in the back of their brain. Uh-oh. I got to put this... I got to somehow subtly put this out there without putting it in writing

and without letting her know that this is what I'm saying. You know what? We've got to bring back cruising for a bruising. She's cruising for a bruising. You know what? Man. Sometimes you've got to let people know

you're cruising for a bruising right now. You're cruising for a bruising. Hey, if I killed our kids, you'd kill me, right? Let's have a pact. Yeah. There'd be big, fuck. problems for me

from you if I killed our kids right that's the conversation that they're having that's one example of a way to do it right that's like a gentle

I just want to let me know that if you if you think you're gonna kill me if I killed our kids you're fucking right yeah I'm just putting that out there

just declaring this very having this statement. I don't want you to have to broach this tough conversation with me. That's what you say. Do them a favor. Because it's not working.

The shame isn't working. Only fear works. Yeah. Man, I would do this, but I'm afraid. I'm not going to do it. Let's see here. You got to say, wait till my dad gets home. Wait till my dad.

I got to run. rig up a shot like a shotgun contraption in case my wife loses it for my son in his crib i'm like look man if you see this picture and i a i'd my wife flipping out looking murderous with murder in her eyes said if she comes in here like this you click this button fucking blast away right you could say something cool i got a shotgun rigged up to my alarm clock oh yeah slam it it blast me right in the shoot you right in the head get this over with just like oh oh Man, we've got a big, it was a big week. The boys, the boys did it.

Oh shit. The Super Killers. Is that printed? Super killers is here, bro. Holy fuck. You've got, they're going to call in. I'm going to give you yours when they call in. Whoa.

A big, big win. To think it couldn't be done. They said it couldn't be done. Well, Vito said it couldn't be done. They said it could be done and no one showed. They said it could be done. releasing everyone said it could be done

the adversity that these boys have endured yeah and it's it's it's great it's great it's better than it's better than good it's great I laughed I waited until my wife was gone I didn't want to be interrupted

and I just laughed partly like a release because of the years of bullshit of super killer well here's the final here's an actual comic book about it all And it was so, it's so funny. I'll talk about it when they call in.

Amazing. It's just a really good job. Great job, guys. The highlight of the week. Truly. Not even women murdering their kids. Yeah, that's like they do that anyway. They do that anyway, and that's the real, that's the real, that's the real, that's the real tough part about being a man, a straight man, is you, I see all these guys posting their, these conversations they have with their significant others, like about Lindsay Clancy and how they dodged a bullet because they're like,

dumping them and they're probably not or like not meeting up with hinge dates over Lindsay Clancy and I see it and I'm like you're falling for the trap that you think whatever one you go to all of us all of us straight men

we end up with these women and you really don't know when you're going to have that oh you think what moment and oftentimes I try to cut I try to explain my position before

when I say, hey, did you see that thing in the news about Lindsay Clay? Obviously guilty and just yours as I. Like you got to throw it out really fast so they know. You got to lead the... You got to leave it, right? You don't want to kick them off into

the fucking void and say you come up with a you come up with a take on it. No, that's insane. That's insane. But we have these, we try to pick them, but for 10,000 years, we just have been unable to pick them

and weed that psycho bitch. Gene out. Dude, it's a shame. Because if anybody could do it, it would be the male man. The mailman. Yeah. But we can't. It's like the never-ending promise of like a subscription-based software.

Like, well, if you pay us money every month, we'll be able to fix this. Yeah. So every generation, we're like, okay, well, this was fixed out of this last generation. Oh, shit, there's like 10 new. There's another exploit. Fuck. 10 new issues with this new version. They can make money being horrors.

online now? Fuck! We didn't breed that out of them. How do we... That was supposed to be a benefit. How do we roll back? Roll back. Fuck. Shit, we had a good model back a couple generations ago. They're like bananas, you know?

We like breed a new generation of bananas and then they go extinct. We got to go to the next crappy one and say like, well, I guess this is our banana now. It's a little bit crumbier than the one we've been eating. Still always a monoculture every time, though. Yeah, it's still... Every fucking time. are bananas. That's what I'm going to sit my son down and explain it to him. They're fucking bananas, bro.

They get one mind virus and all of them. All of them, the whole crop, the whole planetary crop of bananas. If you guys don't know, bananas are all the same gene. They're the same, like, exact clone. So if one of them, if virus mutates and takes out one banana, they're all going. That's what happens to bananas. They used to be great, and then we lost that banana. And then we rolled out another banana.

And that one was top banana for a while. Yeah. Just like women. Just like fucking women, dude. Women are online going, not all women. I'm like, yeah, literally, yeah. Literally nine out of nine. Whole fucking baseball team of psycho bitch, the Detroit's psycho cunts.

There's some sort of back end that always gets a firmware update no matter what. And it's like, how? How many then? Exactly how many. Yeah. Well, you guys rape. well we know about how many are doing that they're bad

kill them we don't want to kill them well all right you want to be fucking pain in the ass about it okay continue raping then I guess you're getting bred out here's some kind of a device that you can use here's some here's a fucking chemical you can put in your purse

good luck bunch of bad apples and bananas fucking bad bananas that's women man Bad bananas With a greasy black peel What's that from? The Grinch, yeah Man

The older they get The spottyer they get too Old spotty bitch banana What kind of banana are you bitch That's what I say Yeah But they're like They're having these arguments

Like you know They don't You put a little You put some dick in them And their politics change You know overnight That's it It's so crazy

It's how they were so, easily passed around as slaves for thousands of years. You think that was like, you think they're out there burning their bra? Hell no, I won't go to Carthage. No. Yeah. Everyone had a great time. It's the part they don't tell you.

You got to say, hey, hey, hey, I know everything that you're saying is crazy. Shut up. Shut the fuck. Shut the fuck up about what you're saying. That's crazy. He cheated on her, obviously, and she killed his kids in revenge. It's a fucking revenge story. Case closed.

Case closed, man. How the fuck do you? How do you not know that? I don't know that that's... It's obviously true. I would not believe anything else at this point. Yeah. And I know nothing about it.

Well, that's what should jump out of window. Exactly. Poor kid, I need to die hard of that version of that. Where kids lost in Nakatomi Plaza's mom's chasing him around, trying to get the fucking detonators to kill his brothers and sisters. What a grisly affair, man. Now I know what a TV dinner feels like, you know? Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

feels like Jesus fuck yfni cayet mom the part that makes it so fucked is just like it's become this like he said she said bullshit when obviously it's clear

what happened yeah he cheated on her she kills kids right that's what happens all the time but then now everyone's trying to muddy the water so hard

that it's no longer we need help yeah it's no longer like fuck like that's incredibly sad that those kids got fucking murdered for no reason.

Well, dad cheated it. What if I get? But, you know, it wasn't the kids' fault. Or maybe they were bad kids, dude. Maybe they were bad kids. Maybe they were just really bad. Maybe they were any Semites. I think we've looked at this the wrong way

at the entire time. Yeah, maybe they were anti-Semites. Man, you know what happened to me this week? we were I made this a horrible mistake because I my wife

goes to bed early because the baby well not really because the baby wakes up at 5 in the morning she's always gone to bed early so it hasn't been you know my favorite thing about the relationship for 12 years or whatever it's been now

waking up at 5, 6 even in the summer I like to sleep till 10 anyway so she goes to bed early and I say well you know I've been getting into the old dirty

maybe I should watch some HBO shows maybe I should watch some of these shows that everyone's talking about right the old skinimax no no maybe I should watch Plurbus from the makers of Breaking Bad or something

You know, the real, the slop. I've been getting into the goy slop. Oh, I've been manufacturing the goy slop. I get it. I don't feel, I'm not proud of it. But I'm hooked, man. I watch it. I say, what's going to happen next episode?

I guess I'll find out. Do I have time to watch another episode or should I go to bed? You know, straight up, straight up Chungis. Sometimes you've got to feel like Dr. Dre and get ready for the next episode, dude. My wife told me this book she was getting last. Dude, this was the greatest fucking AI victory ever. She said, I'm going to get this book about, oh, man, I woke up laughing about it.

She said, I'm going to get this new book for my Kindle. I said, no, forbidden, no, don't buy it, not allowed, denied. She goes, no, no, listen to this book sounds interesting. It's like historical figures who were on drugs. And I said, oh boy, okay, give me the, let me hear the list, okay. she's like oh uh thomas jefferson hitler and i was like oh god okay

yeah all the like typical ones yeah i was like what she's what i said it's uh it's fucking chunggis it's a chungus book she goes no it's not it's not a chungus book it's interesting histories no it's a chungus book no it's not i pry i said well

why don't you ask a i if it's a chungus book ask a i zero out of 10. 10 means most chungis. She said, fine, that's stupid. That's totally stupid what you're asking, but I know. I know better. I know how the system works, you know?

I know how the technology works. Bit a prompt engineer a time or two in my life. I've engineered a couple of prompts. I fucking... She asked me, my wife asked me the other day, she's like, why do you use all caps? I can say the N-word so much, but you're talking to Claude,

talking to the AI. I said, well, because it's programmed to notice when you're upset and like Be more on the on the on the ball. Yeah, he goes, well, why the N word then? I said because I like when it says like I'm ignoring the slur for now It's funny Because they got some dip shit back there at the lab Fucking reviewing all the you know I'm getting off the point I said ask it Zero to 10 10 being most chungis

She said fine Type it in She said I hear Fuck She says it It said it's an 8 and a half Out of 10 Chungis Because it's using all the same old

cliches I said yes Fucking chungus book So the AI knows What is a chungis And what's our chungis Isn't that cool

What's our chungis Is it great Yeah you got to know What's our chungis So I'm I'm doing my routine My wife goes to bed And I fire up my goyslop

Which happens to be The Green Lantern episodes Episode 3 Last week It's like you watch this shit Like well You know not really I'm like doing other stuff

But yeah I started watching I've started getting into aoislop She goes really You Green Lannard And I said yes EBS is like You know

Involved he drew a new comic character called Awesome Like it looks like Eric July Like I saw him but awesome Who's like a jackass It's so funny and he's getting interviewed by the news By Rich Richard Masters

Masters or something like that So I'm in his comic That's cool That's awesome Yeah And she's like you're watching this fucking shit I said yeah She goes is it good

I said, I'm not, I don't know yet. It's actually kind of, yeah, maybe. It's kind of cool. Like, Green Lantern's cool. She's like, all right, well, I'm going to watch a little bit of this. So I put on episode three, and it's like, I don't know if you've been watching the, seeing the opinion machine. But episode three of Green Lantern is just like a fat black woman

explaining to an alien what racism is. Yeah, that's... I'm like, man. I'm like, man, and I can see her over there thinking like, what the fuck is this idiot watching? It's a fat black woman like doing like, oh, hell no, to like a literal alien from outer space. And she goes, even in space, y'all don't, y'all don't hear us. Oh, man. Wasn't that in Star Trek, too?

Like the newer version? Oh, in the newer ones, is it? I don't watch any of those. Well, remember we talked about like even in space, there's got like a fat black fish lady or some shit? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, it was brutal, man. Fat black woman is talking about how Green Lantern's only the Green Lantern because he's white.

Like, I thought we were, I really thought that this was all, like... He should have been the White Lantern, yeah. Yeah. I thought we were kind of done with all this. No way. Dude, it's like the end of a fucking movie where the villain has got their nails. Busting out. Yeah, busting out of the fucking body bag.

Like, Carl? It's just never ending And then it ends and she goes What the fuck was that? Get out of here. Go away. They're not, They weren't all like that.

They were not all a fat black woman lecturing his space alien about white privilege. I sat there feeling like that ugly Slug Maga Slugman. Oh, did you see the Wheel Fortune pedophile? I, dude, I opened

Twitter like twice this week and was like, what the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? on here, man? He fight... Man, if Alex Trebek was still alive, he would have been celebrating. Yeah.

He would have been going, Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wheel of Fortune's our fucking pedophiles, man. Man. Oh, man. What a boomer. Insane. Full brightness.

Full brightness on an airplane in a pedophile support chat room on tour. Well, dude, remember when we were on the trip to Boston and fucking some asshole, some fat fuck in front of us had size 92 point font. We were like looking over and like reading his text laughing.

Like get this guy out of here. Yeah, what do you doing, man? Can see this. What the fuck? He's wearing his Wheel of Fortune jacket. So he's like, he's asking for a tent. Like if people see that, they're going to go, oh man, cool. I want to try to like, maybe I could get on Wheel of Fortune.

You're attracting the most attention possible. That's so crazy. Where do you get in your life Where you're popping open Dude he was that comfortable with it man Pedophile support forums That's Pedophile support forums on a fucking airplane

Bro That They're gonna have to put him on the wheel And like torture him You know The wheel of misfortune Yeah Wheel of misfortune

Throw spears at him How do you get away with that? Interesting verb I like the choice Because honestly if like either either Pat Sejack and Vanne White knew

or they had no idea and they're stupid I don't know which one's worse I think his online handle he used to be Pat MySack right Pat MySack Pat Sajack Pat My Sack

Pat my sack Hey Pat did you pick a good He's turned Ferguson Did you pick a good name for the Petto Support Room? Yeah pat my sack Like Pat Sajack

you know it's funny dude it just blows me the fuck away like dude Wheel of Fortune was always like it's a family show not that kind of family here he is Nicholas

I can't believe somebody's using Torr out there it's crazy yeah what the fuck and now everybody I don't I I did go to the LifeLine chat site because I'm like there's no way

it's called Lifeline.com chat the fucking Petto's got lifeline dot chat some actual suicide person is going to load that up and turn into a pedophile. God. Well, it's crazy doing Lifeline from the sky. Wait, you're on a plane, right? What if someone sees?

Yes, exactly. What if someone sees a random sequence of lines on a screen? I love it, bro. That is somatics coded. Sequence. He misspelled sequence. I hide the part that says lifeline. So it's just.

a few lines. It's a big middle finger to demand who takes away every, I think he says everybody's rights. So his thinking was that he's hidden the name of the site which says Lifeline. So that's the dead giveaway. So the people will only be seeing a bunch of pedo shit. They'll think he's on Discord, I guess.

You think this was sponsored by Discord for like to help like sully the bad name of Tor? Toria. I mean, someone else says, I mean, it's not like you're doing

anything illegal, lull. Wait, I'll fire up boy moment and start looking at the galleries. He, he.

Okay, electric chair. What do you mean? What do you mean? You have it, is that like a, you're doing a bit in the pedophile chat room?

Is that like a family got cut away? You think Shakespeare at Lois. I'll start looking at boy moment. So a boy moment is like a pedophile side that they frequent? This is... That makes me think that you...

That makes me think that you have gone on that! He's had multiple boy moments. It sounds like that's fucking... What the fuck is wrong with these fucking people, man? These are our allies in the war against the government? They should have... Fucking pedophiles on the planes?

Sovereign citizens, man. It's that... mentality of like, well, I'm not doing. It's a big middle finger to the man that tries to take away our rights. Uh, yeah, pedophiles rights. Yeah, they should have kicked him out of the plane, for sure. We would like, we're for that one. That's...

Just don't be the guy that got arrested getting off the tube because he had child pornography on his phone wallpaper. Yeah, be more subtle. Get away. Don't, don't get caught. They should have like a piano wire with like two wood handles to just like... Yeah, right. I mean, truly, the fact that I don't do any of that stuff

makes me say, fuck it. Free speech, baby. Yeah, that really doesn't ever work out for people. It's always a good justification for doing something retarded. Stupid. It's my free speech.

I thought this is America. I can't be a... Talk to my pedophile? He's right, yeah. Support friends in the middle of first class. Like, uh... Maybe on a personal desktop, but on the tube,

Jesus. Maybe on a personal desktop. What is going on here? Yep. Wow, that takes a little balls. I remember there was a guy on the plane who was actually looking at child porn on his laptop on the flight.

Yeah. Oh, you remember that? Okay. And he... Yeah, can you imagine? But it's probably more common than we like to pretend. I mean, all kinds of people get blank.

I don't know. and although they expect us not to look at it, there's no help if we wanted it. Yeah, I mean, they expect me not to murder people, but what if I really want to? He needs to jump out a window for sure. Bro, Pat Sejack has got to kill this guy. Yeah.

I think. Pat Seajack has got to rambo up, fucking dude, you know, the headband. He's got to reclaim the show, man. Him and Vanna have to literally murder this guy. Yeah. Or else that's it. 50 years or whatever it is down the drain. Pedophile support show.

I can't even listen to reruns. They're gonna have to redub. They're gonna have to dub all the reruns. With like Paris Hilton or something. And a wheel of fortune. Oh, yeah. Stab. They gotta get DJ Paul E. to do it.

They're gonna have to get somebody who's like unmistakably not this guy. That's fucking. You go to your grandma's house. What are you watching? Oh, that peto show, huh? Is that what you guys have? That's...

Brazen. They're in a fucking pedophile chat saying little balls in there. That's fucking... Oh, wait, and he said something about having a boy buffet at Golden Corral. He's talking about creeping on kids at the Golden Corral. Let me see. Wheel of Fortune pedophile. That's really...

Are they all that funny? Are pedophiles all, like, funny with ponds and stuff? Is that something they... Pedophile. He couldn't drop the wheel of fortune bit. Yeah, no shit. That's so fucking... Oh, he was fired.

I don't know. There might be a judge that stops that. His story was that he was going to 988 lifeline.org. He made a typo. He was visiting a suicide prevention site on the point. Yeah, a wrong, a different one. A different one. Oh, I meant to talk to the pedophiles in that chat, not this, you got me all wrong.

God, remember when Maddox did his problem was virtuous pedophiles? And he was like going to bat for, I bet that episode got cut to shit. I never listened to it. That, because I was like, are you insane? That's an insane movie. You're like, are you fucking crazy? Bro. You should go to, you should check out AA.

Guess what? They drink again. One message appeared to refer to the eatery Golden Corral. Oh, I'm not a golden corral And all you can eat, boy fay That's fucking disgusting There were a couple of cute boys And a hot little girl

Oh Oh I thought this was America I thought this was America This guy had the audacity Daman is keeping us down Oh You're gonna have to televise his execution

No way around it Or else the show's over. Yeah. He was questioned by authorities when the plane touched down at LAX. They probably should have been in his house looking for hard drives. What do you mean?

If I talked about, didn't Nick Crater talk about drugs like this and that was their excuse to go ransack his house because he had some fucking frosting on his nose or something like that? It probably actually wasn't cocaine. Bray was illegal, but it probably wasn't cocaine. What a way to go out.

Well, you know, he didn't do anything wrong. He's fucking jerking off a golden corral. Keep that shit at the library. Yeah, at least like that shit, the sizzler. Like, fuck. Overcome with eroticism at the golden corral. Is that why Sue Plantation shut down? Too many pedophiles, yeah.

Damn. Damn it. Damn it. I thought it's because that plantation in their name in the fucking... Is that why? I don't know. I mean, I'm sure there was like, no one wants to go pay like 30 bucks

to just eat unlimited salad and fucking faccacha bread. But... Man, some PR agent really thought this was going to be a home run. Thornton has become active in suicide prevention advocacy since losing a close family member

to suicide two years ago. And he has spent time visiting chat rooms offering support to individuals suffering from suicidal ideation. Hart said, adding that the announcer exited the chat room when he realized his mistake. Did the family member

He exited the little boy when he realized his mistake Yeah Did the family member kill themselves because they know And are related to a fucking huge pedophile? Was that in the suicide note at all? They never found a suicide note, weirdly Okay Ryan Reynolds is crying about

The 80s Like a bitch That guy, man He married the wrong girl He fucked his brain all up What about the 80s have we not talked about yet? He said that the 80s was like, was like tough, and everyone's remembering it wrong. Yeah, so is every decade, though.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know what he would know about it, though. He'd fucking live in Canada during the 80s. Up in Canada? Yeah. Wasn't even Indian yet. Yeah. Let's see what he said. Ryan Singh.

Okay. I'm gonna play this so I don't have to talk. What's interesting about when you get far enough away from a time period that's quite distinct, I think there's always a lovely feeling associated with. It's almost like you pave over all the trauma with like puppy dogs and ice cream. And the 80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a fucking mess. Like, you know, people forget that it was like that was a tremendous strife,

sociopolitical tensions everywhere. You know, we're still like pretty fresh off like a Cuban missile crisis, which is only like, what, 15, 20 years before. So, you know, it's a tumultuous period. But you look back at it now, you're like, oh, yeah, top gun, cocaine. Like, no, it's like really scary. So I think, you know, I think we look back in 2020. Was that scary?

In this era? I think you're going to, like, pick on the big ticket items that don't really, didn't really leave. God, it's so neurotic. Everything is. Yeah. It actually wasn't cool. That cool shit from the 80s, that actually wasn't even cool. It's really scary.

Yeah, I was just gonna say it was really gay, but... Imagine if you were gay in the 80s. They didn't even have prep. You could have fucked 10,000 guys, you'd get AIDS. Does that sound like fun? No, it was terrifying. I was nine, but... He's like, and I'm still fucking all 10,000 of them.

These guys, like, they're running out of ways to be... Like, there's a lot of ways to now be terrified. but they can't say any of them because they're politics. Like, well, you know, only 4,000 men got jobs last year. That's a big fucking problem. Basically, the huge corporations

that run our lives and pay me bled the gutted the country, bled it dry, sending everything manufacturing and even tech jobs all overseas. And they all need to be taken down. Oh, any of those things, not, oh man, well, the 80s were really bad, too. They weren't.

They were awesome. Running out of shit to talk about. Yeah, you're running out of shit to talk about, exactly. Okay, cop shot a baby donkey. Wayfair made a guy black. Let's see. Did Wayfar also make him Chinese, too? Not yet.

They should. this is the Walmart dual couples shower and on the Walmart one it's two white people and on the Wayfair ad they've spray painted them

they've just tinted him in Photoshop like fucking soul man he's obviously a white guy that they put a black guy filter on and he's got a big fucking smile So stupid. All right, let me get these guys in here. Ray, Ray.

Let me get all the boys in here. Ray, Ray, Johnny. Johnny Jiswoldy is his name. Where's Ripper? There he is. All right. Can you guys talk? Oh, wait.

I love when people say Ripper instead of Clipper. It shows how effective I've erased it. Oh, Clippa, clipa, right. Can everyone talk? I unmuted them. They have to unmute on their end. Okay, I think maybe I have to click something else. It's like a server.

No, I unserver muted them, and they have permission, so they have to unmute on their end. All right, I'll wait for them. I'll wait for them to figure their shit out. So you like to the book? Yeah, I'm going to wait for them, though. So I can make sure they can hear. Uh-oh, Johnny Jiswoldy's typing.

We are still suppressed. Yeah, that's what I thought. Alright, let me get him. What the fuck? Server mute? I think I just... There we are. There you go. Yeah, let me... Hello, hello, you dumb fucks. Hello. Is Ray Ray Ray there? Hey, guys. How you guys doing?

Oh, how are you guys doing? Let's go. Who do I need to turn up here, Johnny? Turn Riley. Turn Riley up a little bit. And Johnny over. Okay. Okay. I got you

Johnny up Well well well well well We have We have the creative The creative team Behind A sensation that is four years in the making Technically

Technically Only four months in the making The creators The writer and the illustrator And I don't know I don't even know what you are Riley my wife asked me And I actually don't know what Riley did in this

Maybe he's the He's the I'm the project manager the producer the reason it exists. The most important critical part. The most literally the most important critical part

the guy making sure it gets done. Clippa. Guys, Super Killers, which is Super Killer with a lower, with an S at the end. Lowercase.

We're lowercase comics. Oh, you're lower case. I get it. Yeah. It arrived on Thursday. I might have read it Thursday or Friday. It's great, man. It's really,

it's really funny. I laughed. I laughed harder reading this than probably anything I've ever read. Definitely comics, you know, easily, more than even Garfield. That's probably the only other comic.

Great job. Really great job. Ray, Ray, Johnny, Clippa. It was amazing, man. It was part the, probably the jokes in the book, and partly just this huge release of, of, uh,

blue balls and it was cathartic. It was so cathartic. I was laughing like with tears at some of these. I'm like I felt my soul leave my body. Thank you and congratulations. It was amazing. Thank you.

I'm stoked about it. Yeah, Johnny did a fantastic job with the script, nailed it. Well, your art helped a little bit. I helped, yes, of course. And we, you know, we I was on the grind for three months, getting this trying to get this thing out.

We were going to try to, you know, make the announcement, April Fool's, but that slid a little bit. I think we started April 4th. And, yeah, we got it out. And it was a really smooth process. I think we all worked well together. What was it, Riley, do we have four or five Discord meetings before we were set to go? Yeah, it was four or five.

Yeah, so I think that was the most time-consuming part of the process. It took about six hours, Dick, to decide to make the comic book. What would be in the comic book? then begin production of the comic book, as opposed to four years of making it. I honestly, so wait, you went, it went April? You started in April. April, June, I got to do the whole thing. January, February, March, May, June, July, August, September we're in.

So it took one, two, three, four, five months. Yeah, Johnny called into the show five months ago to talk about it. That's incredible, man. But it took three months of production time, three and a half. Yeah, it was about, the book was done July 4th. I had to letter it basically. So that took maybe two weeks to get that letter. By the way, he's underselling it. He had to teach himself how to letter a comic book, which is its own job in the industry. It took him two weeks. And then we had a snafu with the printer. You might

have heard a little something about that. Oh my God. I did hear. So you can you can correct me, but it sounds like I listened to one of your streams on it are part of it. It sounds like these guys used Critical Blast, a company called Critical Blast. And part of Critical Blast, like, service is that they take your comic and make, like, a bunch of different Amazon versions, like, which, you know, like, it's a way to make, like, a really tiny amount of money. But then the deal fell apart, and Critical Blast, it looks like they leaked, or somebody working at Critical Blast leaked your comic to your al-a-law.

out of in retaliation or just out of spite. Am I getting that right? Yeah, but we never agreed to like putting it on Amazon. They, they, we never agreed to that. Well, so when Johnny did the maniacic, they just printed the fucking book. So when we went with them, we were under the same assumption

that they would just hit print on the book and then send it out for us. What else would you get them for? My first phone call was with them was like, so you guys would just print and ship it, and it was Howard on the phone call and he was like yeah we'll print and ship it we could also like put it into retail

if you're interested and I said I am just interested in printing and shipping so then they printed and shipping it with super killers they were very aggressive with like well let we need to edit some of this art we need to edit the art change all the colors what do they need to edit the colors are the colors are I mean the best part like the Ray Ray's

water color style just pops. Oh yeah, I mean, we got some of his art sitting right here, too. Yeah, it's beautiful. The whole thing, it feels so alive. Yeah, they took the book that you read, Dick.

They took the color scheme there, and they desaturated it, like every modern movie, so it would look bad. Why? Yeah. They don't know. You don't know.

Well, I remember one of the emails, they were like, we're pretty sure you guys will get sued for this book, so we need to make some changes. But changing the colors, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, Dick, pretty much, I think what they were aiming for here, they were trying to sell us on the whole Amazon game plan.

Yeah, yeah. And there was no IP infringement. You obviously know having a background of, you know, being in and out of courts that if somebody's going to send you an IP infringement, it has to be reactionary where they first send you the letter after you have to make the infraction. I think what they were concerned about was an Amazon takedown request if they had put that IP up on Amazon,

so then it would destroy their ability to, you know, sell those products. God, everybody's such a, I can't say, but. And we didn't want to, we didn't want to do that. Everybody's such a chisler. Everybody these fucking chislers. God, fuck everybody's fucking chiseling you, man. Everybody.

They were, they're trying to clip the edges of the coin right there. You got to say like every time like, hey, don't fucking chisel me. That's my signature in my email. Don't, by the way, don't fucking chisel me. Go ahead. Yeah, so I'm sitting there. I'm sweating because I'm trying to get this book out.

them in the production of it, you know, and, uh, and, and, and, and Riley's like, where are we at, Ray, Ray, right? And I'm like, I don't know. You need that. I don't know. They're not, they're not give, they're not giving me any traction here. You know, I've dealt with factories before. And, you know, all over the world and China and everything like that. And normally, it's a very, you know, you know, consistent pattern to the process. And they just care about, it's just like this pantos. Yeah. We got to sell you. We got to talk about, we got to talk about, we got to, I was like, what are we doing? Well, at one point, I got involved a little bit. Go ahead, go ahead. Well, Dick, Dick, two weeks into the process, they send an invoice finally, so I pay it, like, an hour later.

And then Ray Ray gets an email like, oh, you weren't supposed to pay yet. Like, what are you talking about? I've never heard that before in my life. Don't pay the invoice. They told me that it was an estimate, and it would go up. That's what they told me. And I was like, what? So I got involved like a little bit because, I don't know.

it it just it annoyed me that you guys put so much work into this and then these fucking clowns

come in at the last moment and try to screw it up by giving you like their ad on their like

special menu their special sucker menu like here what do you think about our color desaturation service

and our posting shit on Amazon service is that like just print the fucking book bro um yeah

so I asked on I asked on Twitter, like, how do you explain, okay, how do you explain that you tried to change the logo then on the Green Lantern? And the guy, that guy, George, one of the owners of Critical Blast is like, he must be like functionally retarded or illiterate or something. He's like replying with all caps. It's like how they must talk in that peto chat room. Like half caps, all caps, ellipsies used in the wrong place. Anyway. He forgot he wasn't on Torrent. Why would, why did they, want to change the green lantern logo.

That was part of the, we need to avoid copyright shit. Well, they didn't want that take down request from Amazon and see, I wasn't aware of that because I didn't understand that they wanted to put this product on Amazon. They wanted to generate basically five different sizes of the same exact book. I'm like,

they were trying to get me to go hard. It's a parody comic of Vito. What are you talking about Amazon and all this shit? They wanted it to be hardcover. And I'm like, bro, ease up, guys. I don't think anybody's buying a cover of this book. Come on down.

It's also fucking a scare city martel. It's supposed to be a print order that you buy and if you missed out you create FOMO for the next chance you get to get it with a different cover.

So by even offering it at print on demand, you're ruining the point of what we're doing here entirely. This is the best part. Go ahead. We specifically didn't do any merch. We gave merch away.

We included those card. We included those stickers for free. Trying to do the opposite of what the, the maximization of the clipage of the chiseling. Well, I mean, it's just like reading the back and forth from those morons, the critical blast people, it's like, you guys have no idea how copyright works. Like, you think changing the logo on the Green Lantern's chest is going to make, if DC's

going to sue you, you think they're going to go like, oh, well, I don't know. It's, it's, we can't really sue them because the logo is a smiley face instead of like the green lantern. Like, no, it's obviously the green fucking lantern. That doesn't make any, that doesn't make any difference, you fucking morons. Anyway Well, and they use Mad Max as an example, but you can go look up Green Lantern Mad Max,

and they always use the logo. I don't know what they're talking about. They have no idea what they're talking about. This was the... So the comic is... It's based on Vito's Super Killer One, and the preview he released, or the one that he tests printed

and gave only to me, I guess. And then it starts... The way I view it, Dick, is that it's like the Punisher Max to the Punisher, right? Mike Barron did the Punisher. Punisher Volume 1. Enis comes in eventually does Punisher Max. Okay.

It's a little bit more extreme. It's a little more modern. So what we did was we did that. It's a different run of Super Killer, of Sam, King, and Beck. This is like the training day. This is Sam's first mission with Beck, teaching her how to do the job. But my point is it picks up where Vito's comic leaves off. So it's like as though this is the second comic in Vito's comic. Yeah, yeah, Vito's is the shitty prequel, yeah.

Vito is, Vito's like their manager, the super, the super killer guy, they go from universe to universe killing people, and Vito's like the guy in the background telling them what to do and stuff. Yeah, he's the supervisor. Vito Talentee, right? That's the name. Yeah, like the ice cream. Like the Italians treat.

Telly and every Every time Vito shows up he goes, well, well, well. Where is the next one? My other, my favorite part in the book is when that little robot shoots in.

Employee of the month, Ardy. Sup! And he says, you know, Epsular. And everybody hates him because he's annoying. That was the same. Yeah, this page did it to me

because it's Vito saying, my audio when they're trying to call him from their dimension. I believe that was Ray Ray's idea. Oh, fuck. Ray Ray just dropped. He's been having power surges, so he'll be back. Yeah, my favorite part... Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, he does. My favorite part is when we retcon the four shots as being a flaw in veto's end, like early in the book. Yeah. And in classic veto stylings, when Sam complains, I was like, you know, there were four shots, and you told me three, it would have been helpful to know there were four shots. And Vito goes, okay, I'll fix it, and changes it back to three shots.

It makes it less powerful of a weapon. It was way better than I thought it would be. Like, it's not really hung up on all the drama, the Vito stuff. Like, the Vito Talentee character is funny on his own. The plot is great. I don't know, guys. I was surprised. Really good job.

Good to hear it What's next? Are you going to be making a three? Probably not. Oh, yeah, no. Super Killers 2 will come out in 2027. You can see at the end of this book, we tease the next mission. When Sam gets back to the agency after this mission, he confronts Vito. And in the background you see on the screen and the file, you see the little tease for who's next. Oh, yes, yeah, I see that.

And then you have the Golden Vito winners. Has Vito talk about this on the biggest problem this one? would have been great. No, he only made $40. He banned $20 worth of those super chats last week, and he skipped a $2 chat asking about this book. Mine and Krim's show makes more than Vito's version of the biggest problem in super chats every week.

I am also on that show. Yeah, but Johnny, you leave like two hours in, and I stay for 10 more hours. I have a job in the morning. Wow, that's your fault. I was watching a show. He was unployable. I was watching a show, and Krim was going.

off on somebody and my wife goes, who is that guy? And I'm like, it's fucking crim. You're not crimpill? She goes, he scares me. And that was just deadpan because he scares me. That's the correct response to a good criss- What's his deal? What do you mean deal? You have the deal.

Well, his deal is he got sick when he was a kid and his body stopped working forever. And now he has diabetes, but it's not like his fault the way it is for fat people. That's his deal. So I can't think anything making you angrier than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Death of Beedies. Death ofetes? Poor guy. He makes him, like, angry like that all the time? Well, it just ruined his entire life. It does, doesn't it? He can't do anything. He takes, like, a shot of insulin, like venom.

He's a crank, yeah. Like, vein. Yeah. Well, we don't give him the insulin unless we hit the super chat goals. Oh, I'm just looking through the comic. Sorry, I'm just trying. A lot of N-words. That was great.

A lot of N-words. there's one character who when he transforms has like a little monkey themed uh ranger outfit and then just says banana for the rest of the book that killed me yeah that was ray ray ray added that who who who how did you guys write this johnny did you just write the like the basically the outline of the whole thing and then you kind of i wrote the outline then i I wrote the rest of it, and then we would do calls where we would like punch it up. Yeah. I had to make sure it worked on every level.

If you do know the drama, if you don't know the drama, I had to make sure that it wasn't like an I-Sum where it's just a series of unrelated events, but instead there's a through line, there's a narrative arc, you know, complete story. How's my audio? That kind of stuff. Isn't that that Lemony Snicket series, a series of unrelated events? you got every July in here too it's like a big monster it is

so what are you guys doing with the critical blast guys what's the play what's the score are they still crying about it right now we're well we're humiliating them on cg after dark every week currently until i guess they do something about it you know what i found out is that there's an Airbnb next to rj's house who's RJ's RJ? one of the co-owners.

So there's RJ and George. They claim to be the two 50% owners. This Howard guy is sort of in hiding because he fucked up a previous legal situation. So, and he's in Arkansas, but this guy in Illinois, RJ,

he has an Airbnb next to his house and I was thinking Johnny and I might want to go on a vacation. Celebrate our good fortune. Celebrate. So that might be next for me. I think you have to unmute Ray, Ray. Oh, I got to unmute Ray Ray, Ray.

Okay. I'll do it. I gave him all the rolls. I don't know. No, it just does this in here. I don't know why. All right, guys. I'm back.

Sorry, I got those rains here, and we got the power outages, power spikes every once in a while. Oh, man, the rain's great, dude. It's raining down here, too. I love it. Hurricane Marie. Did you know that? That's what it's called? I love her.

One of the few women this week I actually love. Angry bitch. She's one angry bitch. Coming into town to mess up your life. Hurricane season, baby. Wake you up early. Hurricane season. Fucking complain with emails.

Six in the morning. If you look at the end of the book, Dick, you'll see our projection for our company. The next five years we'll be releasing those other books. We have my book, The Long Arm of the Law, about a stretchy armed cowboy. I'm looking forward to that one very much. We have Krimm's book, Toyetic Tales about,

it's like, imagine if Toy Story was true crime. So like if action figures were stopping family obliterators like Lindsay Glancy. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's good. That's the first one. That's a good one. Yeah. The Maniac 3, of course, will be coming out after the Maniac 2, which is currently being worked on.

Ray Ray's got Kitty City coming out, which is sort of a 2000s action film, but it's like Mersh based. It's kind of like a Mersh character going around. Yeah. All these books are going to be excellent. Letters to...

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yelp reviews. I think it's Yelp reviews. I'm writing Yelp reviews. Yeah, we've all been there. We've all done it. No, it's great. It's classic Mersh. He doesn't give a fuck about no bitches, okay? I'm not going to spoil race. Did he get that girl fired too?

He got his ex-girlfriend. Classic Mersh. Apparently she did something illegal. Like she works on case files and she shares them. It's like, well, don't commit a crime. I mean, there should be punishment for women texting you. you know, forget if it's illegal material or not.

They're chiseling you. Think of like, you got to invoice bitches for your time, right? Yeah. Like you wouldn't take company emails for free or off the clock. Why are you answering all these other emails and tax and fucking requests for free? Don't be doing it.

Send out invoices. Has someone who's been in the legal system too, Johnny? Like if anybody leaked my ongoing case information, I'd want them fired, maybe even put to death. So I don't... Especially she's leaking it to Stavros, whoever's next. You know?

Facts. Fuck. Okay, so you got the long arm of the law. Long arm of the law. I've already got an artist for that. We're developing it right now. I'm going to start with a prose, novel. You really like this shit, don't you, Riley?

Comics. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you really do. Bro, I spend my whole life on this shit. It's so surreal to me that Ethan Man Skyver watches me make fun of people while I'm watching lanterns every week. Hey, how was that third episode? Did you watch that?

Oh, man. Yeah, it's unfortunate. I've been really going to bat for that show on my show. And then they hit you with that one, and I'm trying to tell people, no, no, okay, look, this is the obligatory, get the show made, Black Girl episode. That's what I was trying to tell my wife.

No, no, you don't understand. It was good. There's a white guy in this show. It's not all black, fat, black women and aliens. It's great because the white guy is also trying to kill the black guy. Oh, he is? In the first two episodes, yeah, so he gives him, he lets him drive off a cliff in the first episode. That's cool.

Knowing that he doesn't know how to use the ring yet, hoping he can't. And then in the second episode, when the ring's dead, he tries to get him to fly away with it, which would have killed him. So, Hal's, like, actively trying to kill John Stewart. For whatever reason. Maybe he's infected already. Does EVS get money out of that show? Not yet. The thing is, all right, so with the show being called lanterns,

there's this implication that they'll be introducing the other lantern core stuff, which EVS did create, like the red lanterns. Oh, really? He did? He created that shit? Yeah, yeah. Ethan created the red lanterns, blue lanterns, etc. So he was there and he goes.

Green lanterns, how about red? Yeah, exactly. I believe the story is Jeff Johns wanted to create a black lantern out of William Hand. Oh, great, here we go. He just has a gun. No, no, no. William Hand is a white guy who likes fucking corpses. Yeah, yeah, black like death, not black like African. Oh.

Yeah, he can reanimate people. It's actually pretty cool. He could be Jamaican, too. He takes the corpses of dead superheroes and gives them this black lantern ring, so now they're zombie superheroes with lantern powers. Oh, okay. And they're fighting the green lanterns in the blackest night event. So hopefully the show gets there.

It won't with reactionary conservatives complaining about it, but... I mean, dude, I can't, I just can't, I can't sit here and after a hard day of drinking and watch a fat black woman lecture of space alien about being black. Yeah, I would. Especially in like 1986 or whenever, especially the year before lethal weapon came out. Like, that's not what it was like, uh, man. I know. You don't remember the 80s right, Dick.

It wasn't all fucking sunshine and coke. It was all sunshine and cocaine. It was all that. It was scary, dude. Didn't you hear Ryan Reynolds? Yeah. This is the Stevie Wonder era, and there's a line in the third episode, but they're like, he's not really black.

He listens to piano music. Like, what are you talking about? R&B is like the biggest genre in the world in the 80s and 90s. Yeah, black people are there with you people. Yeah, black people inventing pianos. People don't really know, dude. It's going to get better. It's got to get better.

They introduced a guy named Anton in the second episode, that guy who kidnaps John and makes him go through the remembering the genocide he went through shit. that's probably atrocitous the Red Lantern leader that Ethan created Oh okay Entrositis They had that pink guy

They had that pink guy In jail Sinestro Sinestro Space hit there He's like a dickhead or something I don't know what he does He looks like Ethan's version

With the sort of like maybe more Hitler aesthetic Than the twirling mustache Frenchman From the Super Friend show Yeah A little more Hugo boss on him Yeah Wait so are all these comics the same? They have different covers on them.

Yeah, that's the first issue. There's just three different covers. There's two variants. The one that's an homage to the Todd McFarlane Torment cover that everybody knows, that was done by Eisner Award winner

Vassilis Lolis. Oh, really? Yes. That's cool, man. Ray Ray did the Power Ranger movie homage cover, the main cover. Yeah, I love the main one. And then Ibi Canales, an early comic skater, he worked with Richard C. Meyer, aka Yer Bois Zach, on Iron Sites, which is one of the first comics gate books. He doesn't get nearly enough credit for his work.

He did the Boom Studios Power Ranger cover homage, where they hold the helmets like that. But we had him have the hero, because Uriji's the hero, Sam's the villain, had him have the Red Ranger like crushing Artie's head as that cover. So. Yeah, it was a great process. You know, surprisingly, the background colors weren't as bad or as difficult as I thought they were going to be. How long did this take you to do, Ray, right? You must have been, like, working like a Disney animator.

Yeah, I was. I was putting in about like nine to 12 hours a day. And screaming at you, hurry up! I mean, I had a few. That's true. I invited a few over to keep me on the grind. I was working about, you know, six to nine hours or ten hours a day. Oh, my God.

I went through, did all the pencils first, and I did it all on watercolor paper. Then I inked them all. And then I did batches of four watercolors at a time. So there's like one original of this comic? There's like one of watercolor original. No, if I was going to come into the studio, I was going to bring it, bro. No way. It's like 18 inches, no, 20 inches by 12 inches.

Yeah, it's huge. And it's all the original. I'll send you a picture of it after we chat. Well, you got to come in and get his booty because you won. Yeah. Like. I was just say when we do that, we're going to give you the turtles page. Something that was an important part of this was to give you, Dick, the Ninja Turtles page.

Did we love that? Thank you. Yeah, Vita's Booty's yours. That's it. That's excellent. We're both holding three different covers and full-color copies of the car. I would say that that's a fucking win right there, but I thought that you, there's no way you could pull it off, but you did. And it's great.

The whole thing reads effortlessly. Feels effortless. Art is beautiful. I was worried when Vito, you know, printed his book and delivered it. I thought, okay, well, at least he, like, got it done. That was the main reason why I even wanted to do the book. You know, I was thinking about people like Julian. I just talked to him.

He was one of the guys who dropped $800 on Vito's The Super Killer. And still hasn't gotten anything out of it. I felt so bad about that. So that's one of the reasons why I even wanted to do this book to try to maybe, you know, push Vito to get his book out. And then I thought we did that when he said. he printed it up and then I don't know. Did he stocked your house?

Yeah, did he stocked your house? I wasn't sure. His property. Not his house. He came to my property. Yeah. Yeah, he's very touchy about that. He said, well, this is your property too and I wanted your property to be with your other

property. Yeah, I thought that was it. I thought you were done when he did that. I thought we were smoked. Vito has a tweet that says at the end of this month, he'll finally be printing super killer. No, it's probably going to be five more months. No, but I was very excited and also excited to get it out to the backers, you know, that did this. That was the most important thing to me.

And to get it in everybody's hands and then show them, hey, you know, we could, you know, we did this. It was only four and a half, five months with a little bit of drama. We made it happen. Great job. Yeah. Johnny, you got anything? Johnny Rocket? Or did you leave it all on the page?

Well, yeah, it's read the book. fellas. Read the book. See how I'm one of the best writers ever. And, you know, tune in to CG after dark at the ministry of dude. Or you're a dumb fuck. Oh, wait, you were reading that guys, you were reading that guy's tweets that George guy, the critical blast guy, because these comic guys all talk like supervillains online. They all are super villains. Yeah, everybody who's anti-CG talks like that. As soon as they become anti-CG, they start monologing like a comic book bad guy. It's hilarious.

And Johnny reads them like, you dumb fuck. He's just reading their tweets. Yeah. I did want to say a special thank you to both you, Dick, and Johnny for you guys to support. It means a lot. The retweets meant a lot. I mean, you were the one of the very first guys to support me, my cartoons or the pirate

dick and all that kind of stuff. So I really, really appreciate that. I'm also going to do a little documentary about the making of the super killers book. Oh. And just showing everybody the process for anybody who wants to create their own comic book. and of course this little bit of drama that we went through, that'll be a part of it. I didn't really expect it for it to be a part of it,

but it got so big it's going to be a part of it now. So keep an eye out for that. I appreciate you guys. Thank you. We got lots of receipts. Also, I forgot to mention, EVS is having me write awesome. Oh, you're going to write awesome.

That Isom parody. Yeah, I'm the best at writing I somp, so. It's true. He's also got Elephant 2 coming down the pipeline. elephant right now on Back Me, bro. I was going around all day. You know, F slur after already does it

in the comic. Yeah, that line, it's probably my second favorite. It just comes in at the perfect time, you know, when all is lost. I'm going to send you our best guy. So, so that's your favorite part.

Yeah, that's my favorite part. It's important to know. Johnny, you're going to have to let us know your favorite part next week. Absolutely. I'm looking forward to... What I'm going to do is read all three copies. Just to make sure, you know? Yeah.

Well, we needed closure for the Super Killer arc. We got it in, you know, a way. In the, even better, I think. Better than expected and without all the chisling involved. Even better than if it had just gone smoothly. You know? Yeah. This is a

much better ending, I think. So begins the Super Killers era. We're going to have a book out every year. We have six in mind. And we may, you know, if Vito dies from fatty liver, he can't do anything about it. We'll just get a cartoon deal out of it. We'll hire supplemental teams to do spinoffs. And we're going to make a whole franchise out of it while we work on our other stuff.

I felt the whole reading the book, I felt like the first time I ever saw back to school and Thornton Mellon begins to execute the triple indie. You know, when they say, oh, our diver is injured. and you have that feeling of no fucking way is they're going to bring him out for the triple indie that's how I felt reading the comic no fucking why are they going to do

well make sure in your documentary Ray that you mentioned that it wouldn't be a super killer's base IP without issues with the colors in some way oh man they they fucking did you dirty on those colors too I saw them bro yeah so a short story on that they I said I even addressed an email I said hey what

to the colors. You guys ripped all the saturation out. And George comes back and says, well, actually, that's what happens when you convert RGB to CMIK. And funny enough, our other, retard. Yeah. Funny enough, the other printer had no problem doing that. I had the color profiles embedded into the fucking files. He had no problem doing it. Yeah. Did we imagine George of critical blasts, his friends with Frog Tony? The drains. So that's It's obviously where the leak came from, right? Frog Tony leaked it? Yes, obviously.

Ah, okay. Somebody leaked it. You guys can get into the nitty-gritty by watching CG after dark with Johnny Crimm and I exposed them for it. Why has everything got to be so fucked up, you know? Can't just make a comment. They got a chisel. All this chisling and no one's a sculptor, you know?

Yeah. No one's a real. All this chisling. No more ridges on the coins. It's critical blast Jewish? Wow. Early life shine. Let's check that out.

Let's check into that. Let's check into that. All right. Guys, it was, thank you very much. It was a pleasure. Congratulations. I see everybody. Everybody's loving it.

They're posting about it. They love it. But thank you guys for the copies as well. That's fucking awesome. Like I said, I can't wait to read all three. Yeah. Yes. Ethan will get his soon.

Yeah, the stickers are great. Ethan's going to get his soon. Dick, I would love it if you and Ethan could do a stream about it sometime. Oh, yeah. Sure. That would be amazing to do like, you know, consider this a critique of your critique. I wish I would have read it live. Because I was laughing so much. But yeah, sure.

Next time. You took a risk. Maybe it was going to be shit. I don't know, but it turned out to be good. So let's fucking go. When have I ever let you down, Dick? Never. Come on.

Not one time. Not one time. There's no amages there. There's no flashbacks. All right. See you guys. Get out of here. Have a good Memorial Day or whatever it is.

See you guys. Every day. You dumb fuck. What is my phone doing? Probably authenticating. Authenticate. God, damn it. There's got to be a device I can have.

Pre-authenticate everything. So I don't have to keep clicking on keep sending myself texts. Remember when we get those little key fobs about it? Yeah, Ubiki. Yeah. Or whatever? The little fucking, I had the Wells Fargo joint.

Just plug it right into my ass. Give me a lightning cable coming out of my asshole that I can plug into my computer when I need to authenticate. I'm tired of the Google authenticating device. I'm so tired of it, dude. Even the past, like the fingerprint thing takes forever.

Come on, man. You know, you remember in like the late 90s, early 2000s, the whole mark of the beast scare, and they're going to put a chip in your hand and everything's going to work. And like... Do it. Put the chip in the hand. I'm just like, I would love to see something work at that scale. Like, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, good luck with that.

You're asking for a whole lot here, and that's all very speculative on your behalf. Okay. Victoria Vouris says this was this was the costume. the target took down. Oh, let's see what it was. Let's see what it was. Blackface is the wrong word for what Target sold.

Okay, so then Oh, it's me. Oh, okay, I see. Well, that's not really, you can't do this? Well, you know, like I... A black kid can't do this? Like I said last week, Dick, it's got boo in the name. Of course,

it's a Halloween theme. Okay, I guess I can I don't know, man, I didn't even know I wouldn't have made this connection Without this Without this Racism research being presented to me It's not like it was like an Al Jolson costume

I've learned more about racism from liberals You know They're like oh the cat came back That's a racist song Like oh really? I didn't realize Long Time No C was racist Until a liberal person told me about it

Is it really? Yeah, because making fun of Chinese people like like the long time like no see like it's like really yeah that's what that's all about you're saying long time no see wrong time no see yeah wow i didn't know that i didn't either until some fucking liberal pointed out and i was like you mean i've been being racist this whole time and not cashing in on the points for it fuck i'm gonna say that all the time now it's like forgetting my phone number at ralphs or whatever uh data says how many jurors from the lindsay clancy trial are going to write books about it uh

Oh, man. All of them. God, I really want to know more about that guy, the one guy, the holdout. That's the book I want to say. Yeah. And it should be like a pamphlet just as what? She was a fucking... It should be a kid's book called Women or Bananas.

None of them you want to eat. No. Foxy Hymbo says, come on, man. He can't you... What's the term? Jerry Rigget. Damn. That's how I learned it.

Oh. Grando, as I decided to eat my lunch, right when the Manny letter started, about to book my ticket to Greenland. Yeah, it was a really disgusting erotic story. I make the joke frequently on here, but, well, Mani and I send each other, Kwan Mills books all the time. What's that? He, so he wrote this book called This Ho got roaches in her crib. And he wrote another book called My Baby Mama is a loser. And he writes these insane.

books that are just fucking but they're like thick fucking like real books okay and there's some of the funniest things you could read that so I have like in book format yeah um but I'm like manny you got to get in on this game dude yeah I'm crushing yeah that's great the sandwich story the same dude he's like a black uh gayer David Sedaris manny is he's like a gayer David's black David David's the British accent right Yeah, it's his British accent That fat bitch must have thought he was James Bond or something Ah

James Bail Bond Bail Bond Bail Bond Andy Fire It's permanent jewelry until you need an MRI Man Some bitch is going to lose a hand With permanent jewelry

Would you see that guy who fucking died or some shit Because his wife was getting an MRI And he was in the room and his gold chain and like sucked him into the machine obviously wasn't a gold chain but like... Yeah.

How do they still do that? I don't know, man. Um, okay. Ricky says the UN adopts a new map. Oh, really? Should be a phrenology map. Let me guess. The UN...

Let's see what it is. The UN has voted 164 to 1 to adopt a new world map that shows countries at their true relative sizes with the United States the only country voting against it before left and the new right why do we just have like an enemy organization it's like the super friends like a made the legion of doom that's like what the UN is just get rid of it uh okay so this is a normal map um see we got the ice wall at the bottom very nice ice wall at the bottom Yeah, giant Russia, giant Greenland

And then this is what they're This is what they're changing it to So it's the spheroid one Where it's like stuck out on the side I still got the ice wall at least I can commend that Maybe this is what black people needed Around the world

Well they forgot the top ice wall That's the pretexty That's why I don't believe it You don't believe it I don't know there was two ice walls Well that's like Thought there was just the one I guess you got to like do the math fucking word games and do the, well, if you rotate it like this, it's actually, this is where the...

Africa looks like dumber, though. Africa looks kind of retarded in this map. Doesn't look as cool. It's not as majestic. It looks anemic. This is majestic's fucked right here. This map of Africa. Big little fucking rhino horn on it.

Yeah. This Africa looks kind of like derpy, like stretched out. That's insulting. To Africa. To Africa. So what? Now they print like a bunch of new maps. They all wear Deshikis and stuff and kneel down for George Floyd while they're putting them up.

Is that what happens? I'm calling my reps at Rand McNally right now to fix this. Garmin, everyone's fucking getting a call from me today. They're going to rename, Trump's going to rename New Mexico to New America. Cool. And I said, God damn it, I'm back on board. He should have called it newer Mexico. Newer Mexico.

Better Mexico. Better Mexico. They should use the Olive Garden, get Ali home through Italy map. Oh, yeah. Get Ollie the Olive Home with your crayons. That would be good. If he doesn't get home, your fucking dinner is coming right back up. You're not eating.

Yeah. You're not eating any breadsticks. Okay. Jim Sitalis is the rapper named Tiny died from a penis enlargement surgery. Oh. How big did they fucking make it? Jesus. Let's see here.

Man, you don't want to be fucking around with your penis like this. Jim, Igo Tiny Urmbio, an influencer, also known as Denisi or Ego, has died at 43 after undergoing a penis enhancement surgery in Thailand. The coroner confirmed. Oh, okay. A penis enhancement surgery has turned fatal. In Thailand. Huh.

Hmm. A sudden blockage of blood vessels in the lungs. Wow. What were they going to... While the procedure can increase the length of or girth of the penis, you get one or the other. You don't know until you're... Fuck. Man, I learned my lesson in the hard way in MMOs rolling with those fucking...

Yeah, the character creator screen. Yeah, well, because what they do is they give you. you the shitty one and be like, well, that's going to cost you to make it better now. Having a bend or a kink in the new penis due to scarring is what could happen. Oh, he got the surgery and then started having chest pains. Wow. This guy had a small penis? Dang. I guess you're known for that forever then. That's the last thing that you did is dicked around with your small penis.

He's dicked around small ball and so hard you fucking ended up in the dirt. Yeah, that's too bad. This is his wife that he was trying to make his wiener all big for? Man, no wiener's going to be big enough for this bitch. Come on, Aribo. What are you thinking? I can't zoom in. Oh, he's got all, he's all about this bitch, posting her all over.

This is how it starts, fellas. First, you're posting her on your Instagram, then you're getting your penis in large. and then you're dead. Not even once. Don't even start. None of that shit. Okay.

Let's see here. Airline passenger duct tape after N-word meltdown. Did he have a Burger King crown on? No, that was what gave him strength, the other one. Here. Fat watch. Today in fat news.

Delta sued after plus-sized seat mate left passenger needing spinal surgery wow these bitches are getting fat look at this five hour squeeze oh man dude i've had some i've had some rough travels with fat cells with fat women sitting in planes for that long i could see that yeah when he menace uh when he was standing up at the end of the flight he menace says he experienced severe pain which worsened in the following weeks ultimately requiring final surgery. Wow. So he was squished in with this bitch, like at a curve, fucking up his spine for five hours. They're not going to do anything until we start hitting them with these, like, lawsuits. Bring the fear back to them. Exactly. Whiplash. Show up in court with a fucking dog collar on a.

This fat bitch was knocking me over, so I got a, look, I got a bunch of smudges on my x-rays. people forget like you know every everyone's always like oh in America all you do is just sue each other all day and it's like yeah we started getting too small ball with it you got to we used to just shoot each other all day

yeah that's where it should be going back to you know less the small ball activity and more of the like hey hit these fat bitches where it counts yeah we got to do it's got to be it's got to cost them something so they stop just letting anyone in those seats and saying well you know

She bought the seat They're at least pair them up Yeah So they're like Bags of Sand Yeah Put them in cargo

Fuck it Cargo Crate them up Ship them off to Timbuck too Like we used to do in the cartoons Give me a fat suit So I could squeeze in there with them Oh yeah

Even the playing field Yeah exactly Let me wear a water bed To fucking Sit in Okay It's going with a sum one of those sumo suits Here's Pete Hegaseth says this is real

Oh, this is the Canadian Army Oh, it's a lesbian It's a normal-sized lesbian And then there's a lesbian that's as big as a house She has a full-sized flag on her arm there A modern lesbian? This is an old school 90s lesbian This is a modern 2026 model

lesbian size of a fucking barn man look at all these people standing around going what the hell am i seeing that's fucking crazy this is a medal for a buffet and eating a hot dog eating contest it's a moose eating contest that she's accepting an award for cold dog eating cold dog eating contest how big that hat is do you think size 14 that's that's like a commercial grade hat it's a prop hat it's so big Jesus

smiles you've got a slot between your teeth just get a gap between your teeth for gobbling you up those three you slide the Neko wafers to keep the party going yeah she just

do do do do do do shits out of her mouth like that they make this size they make this camo or is this like a what they used to cover the planes that was what they used to cover burbank back in the 40s right yeah look at this uniform how does she

go in there and say yeah i need a 8xel that's at least three other outfits of material yeah what a waste can i get a new pair of camo i shit in mine i need a 6xl you know what they forget that like yeah

camo's visual thing like people could smell when you shit yourself. Yeah. It's in a fucking elastic onesie. Camo. No, glorious. Battle ready.

Fatal ready. Cattle ready. Cattle ready. Okay, that's it. Here we got... Let's do some voicemails. That's it, everybody. Check out Superkillers. If you didn't buy it, fuck you. Patreon.com slash a dick show.

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