The Dick Show - Episode 57 - Dick on Ghost Guns

Episode Date: July 4, 2017

The Democracy Gap, Cody Wilson: Ghost Gunner, disrupting the military, my mom negotiating, unsatisfactory citizenship, Larry's Poop Chips, The Biggest Problem in the Universe Trademark opposition, hot chick methadone, how to get into college, Poe's Law, business beanies, and Madcucks vs Existence #3; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah Welcome to Dick! You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it, it's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain deep, deep up the ass of the city of failure. Los Angeles, California. I'm your host. Dick Masterson with me as always is some of the time,

a lot of the time, all but two times. Has it only been two times? It's as far as I can know. It was, it was the, it was the couple weeks ago. Yes. When you were at a wedding, yes, it was once, it was at Burning Man. You weren't at the Burning Man episode. No, that's on you.

I think it's pretty easily gotten there. If you if you were dedicated to this show four times and it was the week you were doing your power play where you were making me and you were making this show in the best debate, suffer to see how badly we needed you. I was in the studio. Yeah, that's what I, that's what you would say though if you were doing exactly what I, see Sean, I'll play, I'll play the tracks. It thinks, I got the, I got the file stamped date, but you're an audio engineer.

You could easily fabricate that evidence. Yeah, I could. That's my point. Yeah. If it looks like a duck and fucks like a duck, it's a duck. That's why that saying exists. Yeah. If it looks like Sean was...

The smell is erratus too. You know, I did know that. Sean, the audio engineer. What's up buddy? Oh, hey, duck. Hey, what's up? That's a big intro. And joining us to get longer every week.

Yeah. Every week the intro gets longer. That'll be the whole show. That'll be the whole show. One day it's just going to be the whole show. Every week the intro gets longer. That'll be the whole show. That'll be the whole show. It's the whole show is intro. Isn't that the most exciting part though? Yeah, I remember that guy.

Yeah, I just want intro music for the whole show of just the intro music where it shows you how exciting the show is, like, whoa, and then we're doing this. And now we're doing this over here. Like, remember this over here? And then you're like, wait a minute, when you we're doing this, and whoa, now we're doing this over here. Like remember this over here? And then you're like, wait a minute, when you're watching the intro, you're like, wait a minute, I don't remember that scene. That's actually the hardest part of the show, you got to get a catalog of stuff you can

reference. You know, once you got a big enough catalog, you just keep talking about it. That's it. Then you're done. Then you're self-sindicated. You just keep referencing yourself. With us today is my life coach drinking a beer and I will stall until he's done drinking his beer

so he can say hello. Yeah, hey. Hey, what's up, buddy? You don't have a trademark greeting, do you? How's that beer? No. Cause these things are these showmen, these showmen antics are beneath you, right?

Yeah. Oh, they are beneath you? Yes. Yeah. Oh, they are beneath you? Yes. Okay. I thought I was setting you up so you could say that you just don't, you're just not into the straight man on the show. Yeah, but you straight up, you straight up think you're above what we do here with the entertainment.

I would have thought that, yeah, I think that you do think. I would have thought that 10 years ago, even more recently than that, but you've convinced me that Am I doing you're doing serious work here? I Think we fucking arm. Yeah, I think we are We've got a Hell of a guest calling in today Yes, the ghost gunner

Cody Wilson, I don't know if I should I should probably give his background before he calls in because like, who wants to just call in and then hear a bunch of stuff that they've done. But for those of you who don't know, Cody Wilson is a creator of, well, you can print your own gun. He made a, he made a machine 3D printer that you have it, you build it, and then you print your own gun out of it. And he's fighting the Department of Defense right now. Fighting the eye, eye tar charge. What's it? It's a it's a I tarred. You mean I'm fighting a lot of those charges.

I tarred all over the internet. Everyone's like, this guy's a tarred. Like, go. What you mean? I'm a, I'm not, I'm not a tarred. That's an I tarred charge. Is that what he's fighting? He's a he is fighting. I tarred. It's things. I tarred it. I-tard charge. Is that what he's fighting for? He's fighting I-tard.

I-tarded, I like that. Yeah, he's fighting. I-tarded. It's my Apple. They claim the DOD claims that his machine code for printing up gun parts are munitions under the term of the international treaty for non-proliferation of arms or some shit. Of war. You know, a bunch of bullshit too. Non-proliferation of arms or some shit of war. You know, a bunch of bullshit to non-proliferation of war, Sean. That's what they should have called it. Who can who could be against that? Only baby killers. Only people who want to yeah, that's the future. This is a bill. We're going to

pass this. It's July 4th. So this is going to be very America heavy episode. And I'll tell you what with that in mind, this should have been the episode that Jamie Lynn Hughes was on last week. Yeah. Cause there, oh man, there's nothing more America than that girl. You know what I'm saying?

I do. They got a big, when Japan, the Japanese dictionary, has a Medikoo and it's just a picture of Jamie Lynn Hughes. Jamie Lynn, the user. Yeah, Bob Bikini, Miss Bikini, universe, oh my goodness. Actually, the sweats, I'm kidding. The vapors.

No, these aren't the vapors. Vapors are something else, right? These are like the meat sweats, the hungry sweats. The meat sweats. The hunger sweats. Oh, God, I'm gonna blow a blood vessel right on the side of my neck. I keep thinking about this joke. But instead we've got, you know, I take all that back much more America. This learned men talking about learned things like rights and gun rights and machines that build guns and what is and is not illegal?

What even is a firearm what even it has very this is America you think it's about extremely hot chicks doing bikini modeling and making jokes and Getting nicknames that they don't want like Buffalo Bill. No, that's not America. How did that happen, by the way? Do you mind if she finished second in five bikini contests? Yeah, like the Buffalo Bills are always second.

But then he took it even more. I said, you mean like Buffalo Bill, the serial killer. Right. Also the first thing I had second in that movie because Anthony Hopkins, the silence of the Lambs, was the real serial killer. But that was his name in the movie too. Yeah, it was an silence of the Lambs. Yeah.

Didn't he say that at the end when he was talking to Clarice and he's like, I'm gonna meet an old friend for dinner. You've just been silenced by the Lambs. That was his, that was his cut spray. That was in the director's cut. Yeah, he always did that. Anthony Hopkins, that's weird. I saw him, he was his, that was in the director's cut. Yeah, he always did that. Anthony Hopkins, I was like, yeah, that's weird. I saw him, he was at a portrait gallery.

You know, he does pencil portraits. Anthony Hopkins, yeah, I went to one and he was talking about the movie and he was like, yeah, I thought that was really important to the character that he has as a zinger at the end of the movie. And all these people were like, I don't know if that's, he was a set up just for that one. And he's like, that fucking director.

He's like that fucking director. And then he made three parentheses with his hands. Well, when he sent the director, and he gave me a big wink. And I was like, wow, what was this? Never. None of those things ever happened. Oh.

You didn't see him at a gallery? I did see a gallery of his. He wasn't at it. He was there. It was like at it. He wasn't there. It was like, it was like pencils drawings by Anthony Hopkins and I was like, an om man. Did you like them? I'm actually good.

He's in Vegas, right? It was in, I think it was in Hawaii. He's actually pretty good. I like to stuff. Yeah, but it made me, you know, it was like, brought out your feminine side. Did you feel weird? No.

Oh, okay, me either. I went to a Mike Pence electrolysis center and got my feminine side removed. I did, it was. The by-her-benditus. The by-her-benditus, Bachman? Yeah, when I was very young, my dad made me go. It's like, we gotta get all the feminism out of this boy.

Yeah. Cause he was born in 1980. And he's, and my dad said, there's too much estrogen soaked plastic in these cribs these days. Well. So when he was doing his whirling dervish, he got this idea.

He was in the backyard, spinning around in a big cape. Right. Like he was talking about, my dad came on a couple episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking about it. And he's like, well, that's it.

I just got this idea that we got to get this all zapped out. By the way, I don't know if this is funny or not, but I saw on the internet some, some thinker. I don't know what even, I don't even know what to call these people anymore, because they're not like the people who write things on the internet for money, because they're, they're just like, they're just like professional idiots. Like they seem like it. I don't, I don't know what they mean. It's like a whole, the whole internet now is just people larping.

It's like people, it's like, it's never changed. It used to be nice and safe in the 95s, the 94, when all you had to worry about on the internet was that people weren't a woman. And you're like, oh, this woman's talking me online, you think it's not a woman. It's a guy. It weren't a woman. And you're like, oh, this woman's talking me online, and you think it's not a woman. It's a guy. It's not a woman.

But now, it's like, I don't even know if anybody means anything they say anymore, because it's too preposterously stupid. Yeah. Like, I think there's no, this woman gets on and says, she's talking about like, she's talking about racial biases. And we talk about it in dating. Isn't that post law?

Yeah. Is that what you have Is that what is that? Where something is so preposterous, you're like, they're either completely taking the piss or they're dead serious and nuts. Yeah, it's where you can't tell the difference. Yeah. I can't tell the difference at all anymore. Yeah. This woman's writing about the racial difference. I can't tell the difference on the show every week. Yeah. What do you mean? I mean, who knows how many parentheses some guys do with hands and And then he Hopkins now it's three and he gave me a big old wink and then he did he put his it's hand in a triangle in front of his nose And I was like is anybody else in Scientologists is oh my god

Wow, Anthony Hopkins he's got it's these actors. Yeah, I think it all been out of shape. You know, it's like Cops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes sense, right? It makes sense that they would have, they're in the parentheses world. Yeah. Like they would have, that's a testament to their acting, is that they, is that all actors are not Mel Gibson,

because they've all, like everybody they deal with has a precious metal in their name. Like they've gotta just be walking out of the studio going like, eventually they gotta like, you know, that's the way the brain works. It just smashes all, it's just how, the brain is a machine for racism. That's what it is.

It is. And it's, it's, it helped us survive for millions of years. And now all of a sudden, as soon as cell phones were invented, happy 10th anniversary of the iPhone now we got to take this machine and just spend all day every day trying to jam sticks in it and crowbar to you got to stop cranking out the racism you mother fucker you got to get me fired just stop stop thinking racist shit go back to like just let me watch more star wars where I could be as racist as possible except that guy has funny shit on his forehead so it's fine. Ferengies are greedy Sean.

It's the Ferengies. Right. It's not racist because they're a different species. See, somebody wrote it. A human wrote it. We're all watching it. All these people are what makes these people different. Well, you see they're fundamentally physically different.

They have all the same emotions, like love, they have the same social customs, like courtship, and dating, and anger, and feuds, and they have all the same emotional palatasas, well, they're like, yeah, so what's different about them? Well, there's some of their skin is a different color, and their faces look different in a very specific way. Oh, this is what we need. Like, just to get this racism machine and our brains like a little second of gratification. Or Rodinbury wanted to call them

space Jews. Their fringes weren't around in Ron Berry's time. It was Klingons. What? Wait, I think the Romulans were the Japanese, weren't they? Because they're so like, that's what they thought of Japan at that time. They're so militantly rule following and like aggressive and unforgiving that was like the stereotype of the time. Well, they're like the, they're almost like the cousins to the brandy.

It's like that though. Super logical right there. Yeah. Runberry was alive for the frame. What the hell was I talking about? I don't know. You're just a sausage fest in here this week. Really is.

You need, man, we need like, we need some kind of like weaning off when there's, when this studio is packed with babes, as it was last week, let me tell you something about last week. She counts for two at least. Ah, very good. We need like a program, the world needs a program where they'll like wean you off a hot chick.

Yeah, we need like methadone. Yeah, hot chick methadone. Or like if you break you off a hot chick. Yeah, we need like methadone. Yeah, hot chick methadone. Or like if you break up with a hot chick, if you break up with a chick and it was emotional and like there was a friendship there, that you don't feel a thing in the world. But if you break up with a chick who was just smoking high, you're like, oh man, I just, I need that taste.

I need to go to a methadone clinic and I need to just be in the same room as a hot, for just like, for just an hour. That's what strip joints are. Man, do you find those women to be hot? I find them to be as heroin is to methadone. They serve the methadone at a point. Oh man, I don't know.

I just wish every strip club was from the stage to the back room area where they do crosswords and get ready to come out. Yeah. And they also do, they also are fond of doing word searches. Yeah. And Sudoku. Well, my favorite times in strip clothes were when you and I went

and it was just, yeah. There was no, we didn't even spend any money. Chicks were just hanging out with us. That's true, that's because I was on Adderall. Oh, okay. You're extra charming. Oh man, very motivated. I'm a different guy.

I need to come up with a, I thought I was, I was the one that was so charming that they were hanging around us. But obviously, true. I guess a different idea about things are coming on. I get on that ad. I have another alter ego that's not it's the op the anti-pain winner steam. Oh, who's just the most charming. I don't know what's a what could he's his name be? It's not James Bond. It's James. A lot of vagina. Yeah, a lot of vagina. That's his name. Ooli. Oh, yeah, a lot of and that Adderall man. Hey, that's one experience you got to have in life. Do some Adderall.

Go to a strip club and realize your full potential, Sean. Well, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will never, you will stumps on the floor that you're about to stump yourself in. You're about to stump yourself out of two grand, right? You're on Adipollis. Good God. Yeah, you ever know one of those guys? Disappears for a couple hours and comes back with that, there's a very specific look

in a man's face of shame and anger. When he ain't gonna stump. Yeah, yeah. With what? They have to fingerprint you if you spend too much money at a strip club. Yeah, really? Yeah, to put it as, oh, you if you spend too much money at a strip club. Really?

Yeah, it's all the, oh, I'm shocked. I've never had my thumbprint. I'm afraid. I'm afraid that a strip club before. Yeah, because so many guys go home and their wives, like, what the hell did you spend to grand for tonight? And there's only, there's a finite amount of lies

that every man can come up with. We've all been tested. You get, you land yourself in any situation that you land yourself in. You can, there's a number of lies that you can come up with that will save you. Anything. And look at Hillary Clinton testified for 11 hours, lied her way, lied her way right out of it. She's a hero for that.

She could have, if she was battling with these lies left and right, like Wonder Woman, being bouncing lies and lies off of her wrists, being boom. But if you come up with the right amount of lies in the right path, you can wiggle, wriggle your way out of anything. You're a hero. But two grand at a strip club,

and you wreak of emphetamines when you come home. Not the litter. They don't do the litter anymore. Yeah, that's smart. That was really dumb. Yeah. They still got in there, I don't know. Anyway, what was I talking about?

Comprehensive. Comprehensive. Yeah, so they come home and they'll say, no, no, no, no, I just hopped in for a second. See, part of a good lie is you admit part of the truth. And then you use that as a foundation to build your fortress of lies. Like you can't just admit no truth. Because then nothing makes sense at all.

What you do is you lie a little bit. Like, you know what? I gotta admit, I did go to a strip club. But it's not what you're thinking. And that will trick them into believing. It's only from stopping my friends from ruining their lives. This dog, or if you're a wife, is a cat person,

this cat ran in there and I was chasing it in there. Because I didn't want the cat to see these horrible things it was gonna see men behaving atrociously, for example. If I ran in there to save it and then my wallet fell out as all wallets will do and they took my card and just ran up a huge tab. So you call the cops, so the woman of course was like, oh yeah, well then call the police if you're serious.

Like, well, oh yeah, all right, I'll call the police. I'm gonna file a police report. So the cops, all that, so then they show up at the strip club and they go, look, we got the guys fucking thumbprint right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one stole your cards. That makes sense. Standard operating.

Here's the video of you giving your thumbprint. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We also have it on a few strippers' asses. Dusted them for prints. A track of thumbprint, wearing down hijinks all across the club. I want to talk about the democracy gap. Oh, yeah, this is good. This is my fourth, this is my fourth of July statement.

Is this count for research? An article? Yeah. Yeah, but in reality, the article just void what I already thought. Oh, okay. So I don't know. It's amazing how you can find that stuff online. That's what research is, though. Like even the guy, even guys who've won Nobel prizes just had a theory and they're like, I'm just gonna prove that it exists. And then they'll fudge you a little bit. You know? Hold on, let me fix this thing. Can you? Thanks, I was making me real nervous.

Yeah. We're, oh shit. Can you get a towel? Sorry. That's all right. And whatever part I played in that. Hahaha. Oh, you could see where it was plugged in?

It wasn't plugged in. Oh. Well, again, I've ruined my notes. This is... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, well, she called us skirt. Huh. Wait, how much do you spill? It was barely anything. Honey, is this a fucking clown car? What the hell? Go get a bath towel.

This is two. What, how it's like this? This is a whole thing. What are we running out of dryness? Is there a shortage of dryness in the world? How big of a towel is this? Could you possibly need it? Commonly larger than the next one?

I need more towel. Give me of a towel is could you possibly need larger than the next one? I need more towel. Give me more fucking towel. They're all going to the same place. This is they're all getting washed. I'm gonna ruin one. Bring every towel in the house now. Bring every towel in the house. Bring me every single. This one's a lot of towels. This fucking towel is wet. Sometimes a way to try to try towel. Don't find, I know that you're trying to conserve washing. I fucking know the chick, I know the chick, math that's going on in her brain right now. Oh, there's a towel that will be well more,

well enough to keep up the entire spell, but that's a waste of resources. So I'm going to bring this dainty jagged doily, this rag from the fucking garage that could soak up half of a shot. Let's see what this asshole can do with this. No, next one. Slightly more, slightly bigger, Sean. So we could go without this towel for a couple days. Well, it's a next towel. Oh, the option of a perfectly dry bath towel or a soiled one.

Oh, it's more efficient to stick them with the soiled one, right? Get me, is that dry? Don't throw it. There's open containers of beer and coke here. Don't flip me. What does that mean? What is that symbol that you just threw out at me? Oh my God.

Not helpful at all. She needs to say something. Not helpful in at least. I have a feeling that's not going to be the last spill that happens during this show. Things weren't like this when Jamie was here. Thank God. Just you, coach.

All right, this is the democracy gap. The US has a ratio of representation from our population to our elected officials that's fucked, that's fucked, lower than China. How the fuck do you explain that? This is China is the big evil, right? The big fire wall, the most, they're the censorship, Sean.

This is the land of the free, right. This is the land of the free, right? This is the land where we have, we're so, we're so confident with our freedoms that we have childish mockeries of the flags our founding fathers drew. The don't, don't tread on me. No step on snack, that no step on Sean. That's how sure of our freedoms we are. We're so, oh, are you freedom? Uh-huh, we've got so much freedom that is, it is a joke to us. From the larger towel of freedom. Give me a large, keep the larger towels.

I only need a hand towel to soak up the injustice that's just spilled all over my lap in America. We invented freedom. Well, like most things invented in America and built in China, democracy has been vastly improved over there and implemented. Let me find the numbers of, let me find the only numbers of this I care about. So you've got, you've got a bunch of people, right? You got a population and you have a certain amount of legislators representing them. And that ratio is pretty fucking important. In a representative democracy.

Yeah, because if that ratio becomes a hundred percent of, if that ratio becomes one guy representing everything, that's what, that's the worst case scenario. No, king. That's a king. Never, and never has there been one good one, because there's always only one. And you've always got to kiss his ass.

And what we know about people is that if one guy's got even a little bit of power over everybody else He's gonna you exercise it fucking pop every single step of the day is gonna be exercising it you me the pope Everybody there's a limited amount of time in the day. That's why doesn't matter how good he is. It's like well I don't know I got a lot I got a lot of people to get to, even fucking Superman. He's listening to everybody on the planet. Well, I've only got so much time in the day, even though I can rewind time. I've only got so much time in the day

to get to all you guys. So I'm gonna go after the hot, I'm gonna help the hottest piece of ass in Metropolis first and then everybody else is a close second, but I'm going after that ass first, John. Yeah. That's the, that's why you want to get that ratio as spread out as large as possible. Maybe even one, maybe even one to fucking one who runs your government.

What's your, what's your ratio of democracy? It's fucking one. A whole country of government full of taught. Yeah. It's like the government's so small, I can't even tell where it is, cause it's everybody. Yeah.

We're very, very far away from that. Here's the numbers. The US's house has one rep for 750,000. The EU has one per 680,000. So already we're getting beat. Mm-hmm. I mean, this is a place, this is a place, the EU that I would consider

less representative of the US, which is a big deal, but they're beating us. Yeah. The democracy gap in the democracy gap just based on the numbers, they're winning. It's amazing because you've gone on this before where we kept the, what, the house at 435 representatives for 330 million people. I mean, it's, you know, it was capped long before that, but that's amazing. You traditionally were supposed to be able to go meet with your representative in person. You were supposed to be able to have a face-to-face discussion with that person. Right. Good luck.

Here's China. One rep, every 460,000 people. Right. Good luck. Here's China. One rep every 460,000 people. Wow. They have 3000 members in their in their what would be considered our house 3000 members. So every they have three. So there that and this is what made me a rage about this article. The whole thing is written toward this assumption that we could never do anything like this. Like, oh, it's just, it's too big. Oh, it would be, it would be crazy to lower that. It would be crazy, we have 430, that's the tops.

That's the most, that's the most people we could get together to decide on anything. Like, well, how can we can't have 2,000? Couldn't be done. Couldn't possibly be done. What about China? Oh, well, you know, they're, they're, they've got, you know, we don't, don't look at them. Don't look at the China behind the curtain. Just pay

attention to how it works here. And the answer is that we can't do it. The median net worth of a congressman tops a million bucks. The median for Americans not elected to Congress is $45,000. I mean, I guess the, I like that only because it, it's certainly, I don't know, it's, I don't think that they, if they represent, it's a job. You ever had a friend who you grew up with gets like the white collar job, gets white collar wife, moves up to a white collar neighborhood within a couple years. That guy's fucking gone. You got nothing in common with this.

There is no, you could sit there and explain your problems all day to this guy and he's never going to get it. Totally different set of problems. It's amazing how quickly you forget when you're out of a certain situation. Oh yeah. The demographic. It's just not on your mind, man.

No. So you mean to tell me that a bunch of dudes who are pulling in a million dollars a year can even comprehend the problems of people pulling in $45,000. I don't think it really enters their mind very much at all. How could it pass? In spite of what, you know, because they're all fucking sociopaths.

So it's, they may say that. I don't think they spend one second thinking about it. No. Most of them. Now, James Madison set the original benchmark of one rep per 30,000 citizens. Yeah, he proposed an amendment to cap it at 50,000 or something like that. And then the person, this is, this is what are we? It's like one for seven 50.

Yeah, one for seven 50. This is what pissed me off about. The writer throws in a more realistic standard, perhaps, is the current glow. What was not realistic about the one that the guy set up here? Right. Who the hell are, Who the hell are you? That's why I think the most retarded arguments are, oh, the founding fathers would never have envisioned.

They never would have imagined people just kept fucking each other and our population went up. Yeah. That's inconceivable. Meanwhile, I could picture a whole universe full of racial stereotypes with goofy shit on their face and quantum drives and particle creators,

but they couldn't imagine a world with just more dudes. It's so fucking assin' that you have, like, with this one, have you heard of the stock market? Have you ever seen those rooms with hundreds of people, thousands of people all deciding something, all deciding, it's just this thought, this virus that gets into your brain like, well,

this is what we've been doing so far. So there must be surely, surely not this many people are stupid to have screwed this up. It's this must be the only way we could do it. It's because at the end of the day, everyone is fundamentally conservative. What do you mean? In the way that they think. What do you mean?

Because you go with what you know. You go with what's worked. Because rather than then even entertain the unknown. Now, too big, too much undertaking, too much infrastructure. That's a good, the go with what you know is a good, because it's like, I don't know why this came up, but it's like, it's not perfect, but it's probably better than what we come in,

they immediately go, it's probably better than doing this. That's the meme, is that, well, whatever we're doing, it's probably better, the devil, you know, the devil, it's like every single fucking slogan is set up to just keep doing what you're doing. Yeah, right. Well, what about all this, what about all these numbers? China's doing it. We can't have 2000 guys there. We need to have guys pulling, we need to have basically professional athletes and musicians running the country because that's what these guys are. They just makes entertaining speeches all day. That's

their whole fucking job. Yeah. Now, you can make an argument that you talk about another point of it where those representatives, what are they actually able to get the people they represent? That's a totally different government. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't care, but I just want more on paper. Yes, you want more in our system, especially where you might actually be able to affect some sort of change because the closer we get to The one guy running it is worse Yeah, like I don't know why and this never it never comes up Yeah, it will it will never come up what I'm saying

It'll there's always gonna be some new bullshit to come along and distract from this. You read the history of the problem with America. This lack of democracy is the biggest fucking problem in a, and nothing else, nothing else matters. It's all a distraction, everything, every single other thing is just a made up distraction to pull away from this, which is you just don't want to split that million bucks with another guy. I understand how a million dollars works, Dr. Evil.

You don't want to split it with a bunch of other people. It's either hold it all, shell it out to your, your assistants and your secretaries, then just split it with a whole other dude. Yeah. I also want to plug a site real quick, 30-1000.org. Does a good job of talking about some other dude. Yeah. I also want to plug a site real quick, a 30-1000.org. Does a good job of talking about some of this. Yeah. That's interesting. I've never seen the numbers broken down like that. I knew that, you know, we had obviously capped the, you know, the representative number and we've, you know, we've brought that we made up.

Oh, sorry. No, that these guys made up. Yeah. We, right. And we've grown so much since then. And it's, it's funny how, how different it really is. And how, again, like I said, the thought that China has a more representative democracy, no, no, that, that's you. No, you know that's shocking. Yes. It's very surprising. Yeah. It's like, well, then why don't we just, you, let's throw our system out. Let's just use theirs. Number of representatives in Congress, the total population has been growing and coaches just sent me this, growing like a little parabola, slightly increasing.

Okay. From the beginning of America until now. Yeah. Number of reps go up in steps, number of representatives, and then somewhere in 1913, they realized more than a hundred years ago, they realized there's a little too much democracy going on here.

Maybe something happened to cause that too around that time. When they just said, we gotta be running this show from now on. Well, I'm trying to think 1913, what would have I missing something? Where were I? 1914 and 1914. Well, no, no, but it was building up.

I mean, this is like the beginning, I'm just eyeballing the graph. We didn't get involved till 16, I think. Sean, I can't the level of specificity from this graph is very low. But my point is it stops around, they don't have all the years drawn out one by one, but I'm guessing that had something to do with it. Could have. Because it's never, that's when we got the income tax, right? Massive income tax.

That's when the represent representation stopped growing. What was the population of the US at that time? It was about like a hundred. It was that much. Mill. No, a hundred million. Oh, that's what I was going to, that's what I was going to gas. I should have guessed it first. Well, a hundred million, a that's what I was gonna, that's what I was gonna gas, actually. Should've guessed it first.

Well, 100 million. 100 million people. Couldn't imagine. Yeah, system was working pretty good. 100 million. 435 reps. When I'm from zero. Yeah.

To 100 million. Ah, better stop it. Such a fucking scam. Ah, all right, I'm gonna try to keep Cody Wilson in call now. I heard he's with the stereos like in a... He did say he was gonna be on a mountain. They might have better reception. Yeah, at a bullfight, I think.

Ha ha ha ha. Oh, I'm too worked up. I've got all these wet towels of soda on me. So many wet towels of soda. One of them could have done the job, Sean. Right. But instead, I've got a clown car of towels. But the one that could have done the job is on the floor, I think, isn't it? It was the last place I looked was the one that could have worked.

Oh. Yeah. Well, yeah. I stopped getting towels. Is this Cody Wilson? Cody speaking. Hey, Cody, it's Dick Masterson. How you doing? I'm doing good. Um, Danny, your voice is just like I remember it.

You remember what do you remember me from? Let's do it. Let's make this interview about me. I'm watching the Dr. Phil video. If you don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know that. I know that video. Yeah. It's never been mentioned on the show. That's really odd. Yeah, never never mentioned once. Yeah. So that's a big part of my college experience, man. Uh, it's open the over 10 window for me. I'm like, oh, you can say things like that. No, shit.

So the over 10 window is the, um, just explaining to the listeners, we're, we're live now. I always kind of go live. People are surprised by that sometimes, but I don't think you will be fine. Yeah. Um, the over 10 window is the, the, uhton window is the spectrum of what's acceptable in society. Is that right? It's always like the zone of acceptable conversation or something.

Yeah. So you'll see when people are complaining about normalizing pedophilia and stuff like that, it's the big thinkers are thinking, yeah, because they're just kind of pushing the Overon window. Like, when you take something that's absolutely absurd and push it into the, well, I've heard it before, then the other side pushes along the same, then other things that are more offensive and obscene become tolerable, just explaining for people that reference.

Well, you're absolutely right on the pedophilia thing. I mean, they keep sending up those troweloons in salon and, you know, CNN. I mean, all the time, right? The Guardian. I'm just misunderstood, right? I'm not sick. I'm just misunderstood. Like, you see, two or three of those every quarter right now. Yeah. I'll tell you one thing, man. When I saw my low getting in trouble for, for like his statements on which I don't think was pedophilia at all. If you watch the interview, he's talking about many different things that have to do

with consent and his personal experience. The backlash I thought was also an attack on the Overton window just by the nature of the attack. I don't think it had anything to do with, go ahead. Well, right. I think the conservative is aligned with the narrative there. And they both sides of the usual conversation agreed to shut the door.

Yeah. You know, open the car. So yeah, they both agreed to push him out. Like, agreed with your mouth. Sometimes it's, sometimes the way you attack people is like promoting a secret idea. You know what I mean, Sean? I'm trying to think of an example of arguing with my girlfriend about something to make it simple,

but I can't. Towels? Yeah. Like towels. Like I'm screaming at you about towels, but I'm also screaming at you. So I make that palatable, right? Yeah. Opening the door for other screaming about it. Right? Baby, I'm sorry for screaming about it. So Cody, you're, you popped on, you popped on the radar for

this show because I, I give a brief history of you earlier in the episode, but you are the creator of the Ghost Gunner, which I'm kind of glad that there is a stigma against homosexuality for straight men, because with shit like this, I think straight guys would just be blowing you all day. If it was okay to be committing homosexual acts as a straight man, it was like, Cody Wilson, get over here, man,

I gotta stick to my, I gotta suck you cock. Get over here right now for this. You know what, you know what, I get that kind of comment all the time. It's uncomfortable, yeah. Guys are like, I can't want you to fuck me. It's like dude, don't say stuff like that. Don't say stuff like that man.

Get it out, go watch Fight Club or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's in another way. Like find a healthy, you know, find a good man. I got you back, but I'm gonna cuddle buddy. I go do some judo. That's how you gotta get that aggression out of your system. It's like dogs humping, you know? It's not sexual for them to just getting that. Yeah, I don't know

why guys have to go there first, right? They're like, okay, I need to come up with a way to express my gratitude here. I can only channel this energy sexually. No homo brother, you deserve your dick sucked. Dude, this is weird. You don't need to come with it. Well, because it's like, as a man, you don't experience gratitude very often. You experience frustration. Like your girlfriend bringing you the wrong-sized towel when you spilled on yourself, because she wants to conserve towels for some weird reason. Like, it's like, you never experience just pure. Thank you. Thank you for doing what you're doing.

And I don't, what's the trick? Yeah, what's the what do I? Shopenhauer said this is the only thing I remember from Shopenhauer, but he said that gratitude is is itself selfish because you need the person that you're grateful for to like accept it from you. So you need them to like take it. It's like this horrible pain that you need them to take from you. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And you're yeah, you need them to take from you. Exactly, exactly. And you're being an asshole if you don't accept it. Yeah.

I can't wait to see. I can't wait to see this interview sandwiched between gratitude is for us. What'd you say? Gratitude is what? It's more for us, right? Like all the displays of affection, gratitude award, it's for us, it's not for the recipient.

I get it. I don't know how to respond to it, but you're welcome. Thank you. You just play, just put that Maui song on your phone all the time. And if anybody come, if any guys come up to you trying to blow you, just play that, put the rock right in their face. There needs to be a Cody Wilson version of that song because you brought us the ghost gunner, which is, which effectively makes every person with a thousand bucks, a mechanical engineer who also has a $10,000 drill press or a CNC machine. It's a box.

This is why I love you so much. Everybody can get on a mic. No, no, no, no, no. Everyone can get on a mic and talk about these issues and talk about what we should do, but you have created a device that forces not the conversation, but a drastic re-evaluation of our approach to the invention of the guy. I'll say. Yeah.

You got it. We like to say that we shift the coordinates of the possible. And that affects the political conversation too. You can't have this in conversation when it's like, yeah, I can download a clock. That's a different state of being. That's what my company is about. We're trying to go. The machine does air 15308s and other receivers right now. And in this summer, we're going to drop a 1911, 45 single stack frames.

Oh, we're dead. We're going to stop block frames. And it's going to do. It's just going to affect Dick's going to be another towel. I take that. I take back the no home. Oh, there's a lot of home all there. Well, we're about that, man. We're all about giving you that power. Well, I love it because whenever I have a gun control conversation with anybody, my fall back is always, and this is like, I use my mom specifically because she's the only person who's opinion I actually want to change about anything because she's probably, that's the only opinion I care about.

Anybody else in a bar, if they disagree with me, I use that as an opportunity to entertain myself by insulting them. But that doesn't, my mother's the only person on earth that I like actually want to try to, you know, explain my position to her. Yeah. I would say, mom, it's, you have to realize

that as an engineer, I can go just create these things that you hate in my garage. Like the way you see it is as someone who just doesn't have the ability, you know, I'm not the one man fucking a team, but if you give me 30 minutes in a home depot, I'll build you fucking gun. I'll walk like the gun to me is an idea where you understand the principles of how things work. Yeah.

And what Cody's done with the ghost gunner, prisoners can do it. Yeah, exactly. Is made that a reality for everyone. Yeah. Okay, I use those terms. And then like, let's, I'm in Canada right now, right? Like I'm up here in, in Bance,

and Canada just passes to an absurd kind of re-description of their gun laws to say like, well, all unfinished receivers are now banned. Of course, that means like any block of metal that can become a receiver is also banned, right? You try to become an arbiter of like the possible, and this is absurd. No government can even dare to have this type of, anyway, you force these types of like ridiculous absurdities.

And that's great. I like being there. That puts them on defense, you know? Yeah. It's really, when you say it like that, it comes down to, I guess it's similar to like the politically correct culture where they're literally just policing what you say. Prior restraint.

It's prior restraint on physical objects. They're saying a block of aluminum is now illegal. Like because of what you could do with it. Yeah, I mean, that's, yeah. It's preposterous. Do you want to, I would love to know this, but what brought you to the, what was your like, Doc Brown falling on a toilet whack in your head moment where you said, I got to make this fucking Guckscapacity?

Yeah, I got the ghost gun in my head, man. This is going to get my, this is is gonna get me hit on by guys so much Yeah, that's what it was. That's what he wanted code never wanted to do free speech or rights or anything He's like I just want men to come up to me and tell right through the end game. I just need a boy pussy I just needed that direct route the boy pussy Turn that's more offensive than the N word boy that's more offensive than the n-word boy put in the generate. I was a little good to it. It was easy. We were like, look, there's three printers.

I wait a minute, or if you could 3D print a gun. And that's pretty much when my life began to take a left turn. Everything has happened since then. And now we're suing the government. We're getting attacked by foreign governments. What were you doing before that? Crazy, man. What did you think your life would be like?

Look at them law school. I mean, I just thought you know relatively normal person. I mean, I guess I was more than normally interested in politics and and I guess political philosophy things that don't exactly get you laid but By women I guess that's changed But you don't want that anyway. Wait has it changed? Are you like are you you have a little like? I don't know first never really had a problem, but yeah, it's not it's not exactly like a difficult situation now Are there chicks are they're like second amendment group?

You never happened to me like wired put me on a list and they were like yeah, it's in most dangerous people in the world And I made that list like two or three years running and Oh, man, that's great. You can clean up with that, you know, most eligible bachelor. Yeah. That's the most dangerous man in the world. They should make wanted posters for you. Hang it in your bedroom. That'll be like, maybe you want to come back and see my wired article like dangerous man. And really difficulty is like, I'm in a room. Sometimes like MMA guys are like Russian gangsters or something. And they know this about me. And it's like, it's like

a gut check thing or it's like, not dude. No. Like, who's doing it? Who's got checking home? Can I see a cute peak? It's me being like, right, this way, sir. No, I hope I don't I'll but Upset you sir. I didn't mean to insult you sir. Oh on them. Oh, I don't know man. I don't know no no no I'm talking about me. Yeah me like when you go when you earn a Stinction like that and then you you're around the actual bad asses of the world It's it's a problem, you know, I don't know man. I've gotten my ass kicked a lot and it's I think it takes a different kind of balls I'm new kind of balls, a new dimension of balls to go up against the Department of Defense, not only the Department of Defense, but kind of the entire liberal world.

Like there's, I think there's conservatives who would blush at the idea of you making a machine that prints guns. Yeah, yeah, there have been. I've seen your, I've seen your talks to, let's see, the one thing I wanted to bring in, your quote from Wired was to show how technology can render the entire notion of government obsolete. And I love that more than just about anything. It's like, well, tell me, tell me about that. I don't want to put words in your mouth, but what does that mean to you?

That's from a few years ago. I mean, we're coming from a place of utopian techno libertarian position. And it's simultaneously naive, but also dangerously realistic with all of these new apps and the internet of things and this internet enable technology generally, these technologies are dissolving traditional liberal institutions Yeah, like what and it's just it's obvious. I mean look at the example of uber look at all the traditional monopolies the phone power right like

You name it. Of course we're going for the big one right the hard power with the with the firearms So let's see how you look Yeah, you're simply what they would call a disruptor in an industry. People like Uber, you know, they're not disrupting an industry, disrupting the government. Well, I know. There's a big disruptor. Yeah, that's a very disruptive. I don't think a Russian gangster's ever tried to do that.

You know what I mean? You guys, those guys are not all kinds of stuff. But like, yeah, like there's a lot of strange bedfills out of you too. And I know, well, I don't know. Anyway, and it's the most bizarre thing in the world for me to even be talking to you right now. So I guess this is all part of that same type of revolution of like discourse and sorry to be all like Paulie Anish about it. But yeah, I think it's pretty, I think it's related that you and I are talking right now.

Paulie Anna Shabbata, but yeah, I think it's pretty, I think it's related that you and I are talking right now. I agree with you. And the reason this all happened was because Patreon started, they've started this new thing where they investigate, like they announced that they were gonna investigate this guy Sargon for harassment. Like he's having an ideological argument

with another figurehead. You understand, Sean, like these are, this is, this is a guy who's more or less on my side, our side who's just arguing with a feminist, whose entire job is being a figurehead. You can't, you can't harass a figurehead by arguing with them. That's what, that's their bread and butter. So Patreon announced that they're going to investigate this guy, Sargonne, for harassment. And I also saw Patreon, another article saying, well, it's Patreon that's enabling these extreme right wing

people. And you know that I personally have gotten emailed from Patreon saying, yes, this isn't a warning. We're not look, we look, but we're looking into you. Yeah. I'm like, well, what the fuck is a warning? If you tell me it's something, it's not, then that's what it is. Right. Like I know what I know what a warning feels like. I know what lawyer speak looks like. Yeah. So, guess. So this is that postmodern, you know, everything is falling into this forced consensus, forced progressive, you know, talk of happiness and union and no one can, no one's ultimately

going to be able to disagree and everything is going to be hate speech and harassment. I feel the same method, like I feel the same practices closing in on everything, right? It ruined Twitter, it's ruining every, every place of public discussion because it's the same San Francisco and New York types that control it all. So yeah, I just, I know all that's coming. So I just tried to come up with another platform. All power and power. And illegal immigrant like H1B labor, all who are making ass loads of profit by taking advantage of labor laws that they themselves argue for.

It's like that Charlie Day, big poster of like lines. It's like, it's not a conspiracy. They just wake up every day and say, how do I keep my cheap labor to go? Oh, I got to just police the whole internet. Nobody, anyway, so this, thishatrayon.us came up, came across my radar, which is it's a it's a Patreon that that won't fuck you and my life coach who's in the studio today.

It's just it's a patronage. If you're if you're committing crimes, that's outside of the scope of us providing a technical service to you. That's a police issue. We're not here policing your speech. We're here just providing you with a service, which is what we should be doing. You know, the secret to keeping your business, to growing your businesses, innovating and serving your fucking customers, not infiltrating the goddamn government, to get them to give you more free or shit. Yeah, becoming agents of the state, hacking.

So, Heytreeon came along and we follow it back to see who's created this thing who is and guess who it fucking is madcook codey fucking well said uh... that was my second best this fucking guy go ahead i don't need to see to succeed or anything this is just uh... uh... just a good will to some of my friends that actually got kicked off a patreon and i'd like to just hold on uh... pv america is his name great content great great guy youtube that actually got kicked off a Patreon. And I just told him, TV AmeriQuy, is his name, great content, great guy YouTube.

TV AmeriQuy, are we gonna turn that on and it's just a bunch of KKK. No, no, no, TV AmeriQuy, he's hilarious. It's just, he's like you were saying about H1BVs and stuff. He's just used this aesthetic, this like, what do you call it? It's like a vaporwave, yeah, vaporwave, that kind of musical vaporwave aesthetic and he makes sarcastic, you know social commentary

It's not that even too bad and patreon kicked him off. Yeah, and I mean he said stuff in art galleries These are the cool guys on frog Twitter. They're not like out now even like hardcore right wing like they're not it's not about that for them It's about making like good content like really cool memes, and you have to be edgy, you have to be willing to like upset people, you know? That's where the creative front is, you know all about that. Yeah, the nature of upsetting people has changed so much and even in my lifetime, like it was, the idea of doing something is just like,

offensively for the sake of being offensive, is I don't think it really exists anymore on the internet. Like it's just, it's been pushed into this like, into this little corner where we're able to have the fun we like to have and it's never allowed to get out of the corner. Even some of the jokes that they made on like, on all in the family, on prime time CBS,

like you can't even make on Twitter anymore without getting your account bank blocked. You know, 12 hours. Yeah. In Griffith Park. There's like a, sorry, go ahead. I was gonna say in Griffith Park in LA here, they do movies in the park every, every summer

and you can go out. And I have been to one of them and it's actually really fun. Like you just go chill at a nice setting and watch like a classic movie and it was blazing saddles. You should have seen what people laughing actually looked like because everybody, their head is on a fucking swivel, wondering if they can laugh at these jokes. And I'm laughing my ass out because the fucking Mel Brooks

and Richard Pryor was heavily involved. Like it's who the fuck thought it was a good idea in LA to put on a blazing saddles for me. It's a troll phase motherfucker. Totally went over. It totally went over, but people are embarrassed they're laughing so hard. It's actually a good sign.

I think that's great. That's the Red Pill stuff, man. Yeah. High watermark too, probably, of politically incorrect. They're like, it's never gonna get better than that. It feel like the next Civil War hurt something. Speaking of which something. Speaking of which. I'm not saying anything new here. We all understand the same stuff. It's just like these institutions like Google and Facebook, they're only swallowing

the line share of all of our activity on the internet and they're able to police it. Now we're seeing things like, I don't know if you saw Germany's law, they just passed kind of after the game airs law, you're going to be fined tens of millions of dollars a day if you don't delete so-called hate speech off of your platforms if you're one of these big companies. I mean, look, this is a problem. The free internet, the whole idea of the free internet in question. And it's just going to take people like us to build parallel institutions and to and people like the guys innovating in Bitcoin and stuff to just take the, uh,

uh, take the full thing. Uh, so I had a question. Do you, uh, this is my life coach, by the way, Cody, um, you can write now. He's a lot smarter than me. He read your book. Uh, he read your book, come and take it just to prepare for this call today. I bought it just to support you, and I hadn't gotten around to reading it, but I read it yesterday, and a lot of interesting stuff in it. But if you, one of the things I was wondering is, have you heard of zero net, or what are your, what's your, I know there's tour,

is there any preferred, like obviously I think one of the most important things right now is to make a completely encrypted, make that ubiquitous, right? Encryption ubiquitous, anonymity point-to-point anonymity, ubiquitous, is there a preferred platform you're using now? Or what do you think the state of that is right now? I actually think that's getting better.

Most, a lot of like half the internet, about half the internet is now using HTTPS, stuff like, I mean, I don't, I have suspicions about Tor. I don't think it's compromised. I think Snowden's right. Tor is still good to use if it really matters. But as long as people begin using VPNs, and they're doing encrypted handshakes on the web, I think the clear web, the clear net is still the place to be.

I2P is cool, Tor is cool, but none of these things are, it's going to take like 5G internet and like mobile enabled You know like encrypted and handsets and stuff to really make a kind of permanent mesh net of Resting it. Yeah, it's coming. It's just There's just gonna like it's about scale and it's about speed right now before like it's easy and most people adopted I think yeah, it is interesting. There's one thing that I noticed about you Cody I kind of want to ask you about it. I don't know how to ask it as a question,

but I want to know what you think about this. You do a remarkable job of finding what exactly the point the bottleneck is. In terms of the ghost gunner, the bottleneck is, of course, well, can you just pay money to have it? Like there's a million ways that the government can stop you from getting a $10,000 C&C machine or a $50,000 C&C machine. There's a million ways they can, like, even when it comes down to censorship, they can create

laws like the one in Germany that you're talking about where everyone is guilty. They create laws that everyone, that everyone de facto is probably breaking so that they can arbitrarily enforce it. Like it's not a law, it's just a way for them to come in and punish any one they want and investigate anyone they want, because they'll find something. Because everybody, they're making laws

with this ideology, they'll find something. The one thing that, the one thing tying all of it together in coach, even with your statement about like encrypting the internet, the one thing that they'll always have is money. An infinite supply of your money. Being able to track it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I think we know into the crypto coin.

The Bitcoin stuff, right? Yeah. The Bitcoin stuff. The crypto, I mean, that really is just something happening there. Now I'm not so and I need to think like, you know, you can completely break their hold in kind of one generation, but like that's a big deal. And you've got states like Japan and India and I mean, beginning to accept this as legitimate commerce and look, all you need is comparative advantage in a couple of countries and these like, you

know, zones of relative economic freedom and you will get capital flow. Like you will get people breaking currency controls and capital controls and that's it. Like, that's the game, you know? I wouldn't buy that except that my dad, who's 60 something, he was on the show, he's a stock broker, he's a finance guy. He talks about Bitcoin now. Yeah, he does.

And I'll tell you this, those guys, like my dad and the guys like him, do not give a fuck, they serve absolutely no master. They will switch. They're going around too long. Oh, they, and it's in, it's just in their DNA. Yeah. Like as much as I care about guns, because it's like a big metal of my dick, that's how

my dad cares about money and how it moves and how to move it around. So what on the Italian guy in catch 22? Yeah. He just, whoever's doing well at the time. Yeah, it's the anti boomer. Yeah, huh? Hey, look, the Swiss system, doing well at the time. Yeah, it's the anti-boomer. Yeah, huh. Hey, look, the Swift system, I ban and the Swift system, and this is, and some of these Treasury designations,

I forget the one, now it's all kind of dry, but this is how the American Imperium is maintained. Like, we control a closed loop of who is in the financial system and who is out, and that is the ring of global power and order. Okay. Like if that thing gets not interdimensional pedophiles, that's what Alex Sean's say. I thought that was Goddamn for Rengie. NASA explicitly said they're not doing any pedophilia. It's real. Explain the. Explain the Swift system to me real quick or explain it to Sean I know what it is uh...

uh... basically like uh... the postwar financial orders is created by the kind of closely prevent institutions that all agree upon uh... you know that the the clearing house methods of i mean everything conforms to a certain standard governed basically by like the new york department of financial services in the state department

uh... nobody's in that wasn't allowed to be in and the rossett re-describe a lot of the war is like the tony award or go ahead go ahead and i agree with you can only win a tony if you're one of these theaters if you've got a show of one of these theaters uh... i get it that's a more manly metaphor that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that like what bank at this part and this part of

in history like isn't part of the system and this is where you start to get in the conspiracy talk i mean there's only a few countries left that aren't aren't really participating in this anymore uh... you start to think oh wait a minute about kind of finally closing this loop everywhere yeah uh... nobody's in that is allowed to be in nothing new can happen so what do you think it'll take to get bit point like what do you think it'll take to stop you're you're clearly going after the military monopoly,

the government military monopoly. What do you think it'll take to go after the government money monopoly? And is that a valid question? I really think it's happening. I think it's already happening. I think a lot of the guys have switched from them. Like, you're watching every day, right? Bitcoin was worth a hundred bucks in 2013.

It's worth like a $2,500 right now. I mean, that probably is the revolution. It's just lame to that it already happened. And it was not much about it. That big, it's a really big deal. I'm doing my part by making people pay me and bets they owe me in Bitcoin. And I'm doing my part by paying them. Yeah. In Bitcoin. I mean, in a degree, like you could say, Oh, Cody, you're so, you know, wow, it's so tough to take on DOD. Actually, you know, wow, it's so tough to take on DOD. Actually, you know, like Peter Teal and so these others guys say, like, it's really easy to take on DOD and to take on general electric and these other companies, these big ancient, you know,

sclerotic companies. There's actually no real competitors. Yeah. Um, it's just easy to go along with them. It's not easy. It's not easy to have everyone hate you, man. It's not easy to have everybody on the internet saying, thinking that you're just making it possible for people to commit atrocities. I don't know, man. I don't mind that. I kind of enjoy the accusation. Well, I think you do. Now, I think one of the things that makes you put you to in the same boat in a similar situation is that, uh, at a certain point, both you did something that kind of made your life that at a certain point, both you did something that made your life trajectory go a certain way, right? Once you hit a certain point,

the rest of your life has changed, and you can't go back. And for you was an entertainment. You did read my book. Yeah. And for you was an entertainment. And for Cody, obviously, after you start printing guns, you become a pariah in,

well, especially the makerspace, I don't wanna get started, but that's there are a bunch of clowns for the things they believe. Yeah, it's all a... But look man, they know their clowns, it's all good. Yeah. So what do you think the future is for you, Cody?

For me, look, I hope Patreon's a good thing. But I got a good thing going with this ghost gunner, and I think it's gonna set a lot of people will be dropped the pistols i don't know i'm gonna handle it and that is so the big problem american is and going to find one oh yeah we're we're a hundred percent buying a pistol fucking ghost gunner absolutely do the same

it's a same one i'll make it to where like that machine can do it all you know it's a gunner can we buy it? We use a good point. Yeah, whatever man. Yeah, I accept Bitcoin. You can buy it however you want. So yeah, anyway, hey, go scotter.net everybody. But yeah, like I think that's going to be a big deal. It's going to take a lot of my time. But I just hope to always, like I got a big lawsuit against the US government right now. I've had it for years. And the whole lawsuit is about whether, ultimately, you can post these kinds of files on the internet.

I used to have one of the biggest file sharing websites in the world. You did about six months. Yeah. Everyone in the world would comment. They would not have gotten parts, right? Like, that's the bottom of the star. Like, I believe that the internet's going to be.

You are going to be downloading gun. And you're going to be using my website and some other people's websites to do it and that's just it electrifies me you know that's that's what I'm aiming for it's what I'm always aiming for. I have one one question I was left with the biggest question I was left with after reading your book was what's the status of the urea converter can you explain that a little more coach we have not done the full science on this yet, but yeah, it makes tons of sense. So at first you were thinking like, okay, you get a, like one of those handheld water filters, right?

But instead of, you know, filtering water, you filter your own piss with it. You pee into it every day, and you create your own urea. But then we were like, we did the analysis and it's like, no, actually you should... You shouldn't drink it for like the dog. I'll give you that analysis. Oh, you're a dog urine. That has more potassium nitrate in it. Okay, then no, this was a great interview.

Now you guys are talking about drinking dog piss? I have so many questions. You're making potassium nitrate with it. Cody, what's your favorite poison? What beard you like? Oh, man. Beer, man, I'm not a huge beer guy. What's your liquor then?

Good, me either. It's like sour beers, okay? But I mean, if I have to drink beer at sour beers, but I've been doing a lot of gin and tonic lately. G-N-T! I like red wine. It's like hit a beer like Dr. O'Bay, just a standard basic bitch gin and tonics, you know?

Bombay? Oh, are you a... Yeah, Bombay is good. Are you a titser and ass man? Good. Are you a titser and ass man? Oh, ass 100%. Oh!

Okay, I should have guessed that with the guns I mean it's not even close all right and Not even close that you know what got on model height and all that stuff. I mean I can't that's it Every time every time I meet an ass man or a gay man. I think you do you man don't ever let you talk to her never let anybody talk you out of that I believe all those big titties. Hey, man. It's real. It's real All right, they're not making you up. I get I never got I never got the whole giant thing Don't don't I don't even want to explain it to you by the risk that you will get it You don't have that kind of competition in the big-dit world basically we all want to be

Basically, we want to be Six months old forever. That's the easiest way. Okay, last question. What makes you a rage? It could be anything. Doesn't have to be serious. I guess the suicide of the West. I guess the progressive need for suicide and submission to the Islamic Horde, how about that one? Yeah, can you, what do you mean by that? The suicide, why suicide instead of just the West? I don't know, something about the development of the West is all about like, you know,

this poison is believed that like we shouldn't continue, we don't deserve to continue, we shouldn't outshoulder and we should be replaced. And you see every one of these useful idiots spewing it out there. I mean, this guy from Chapo Trap House recently just tweeted it, right? He's like, I just visited my family from Fourth of July weekend. I can't wait for the third world to rise up and destroy us. Like, they literally have this disease where like, they actually actively are wanting this to happen.

And it baffles me. It's telling you why people have abortions, why women have abortions? Why women? Yeah. The whole thing, I just, I feel like I'm living in, is that the end of the West?

And it's bizarre and it's strange to live in a dying civilization. Yeah, it's funny. I think it's the, it's two sides of the same coin. Like America was built on this idea that nothing is, nothing is the best. Like you can always figure out a way to do better than this.

And that's like one side of American exceptionalism. Like, whatever you're doing, I could do a better job than you. I could disrupt this industry. I could build a better car, build a better whatever. And the other side of that coin, like, I don't want to, I don't want to use this term, but like the kind of the feminization of that idea is the idea that everything else is better than us.

Like the reverse of that thinking is not only is you see a lot of that. Yeah, it's like, you know, that's just because nobody's the best at any, America's not the best at anything, but also we're the best at everything else is also valid then. Like, well, let's see it.

You know, let's see, it's like, no, no, no, no. These guys are bad people. Go. You know what's okay to say? You look at it as it is. It is something like femin, it's a feminization. Like, there's this, look at the whole, this whole world is just paperwork and lawyering and,

I mean, look, there's so many things I want to do. And I just, I try to strive and do and, I want to create in the world. And what's, what's just amazing about it is like the resistance for just like, for things being birthed into an existence. I have to do paperwork and be in court for years to make just one step of difference. You know, Hey Trion, right? I'm sure Patron's going to sue the fuck out of us and all this, you know what I mean?

It's going to be crazy. Just to have a simple idea that should just be something you can get done like in a summer. And so we can go on to the next thing, but no, you got to stand here, plant your flag and just fight, fight, fight, just for basic things that I don't know. But that's it. I think you're right. It's like a feminized kind of, you know, I know that sounds insulting, but like that really think that's that's it's but it's a it's the best way to describe it. Like I don't like using the term either, but it is. It's the best way to describe it. I don't like using the term either, but it is Look you're a real your real social I don't know philosopher man like you've got you've got the insight man. It's the liquor It's the liquor's doing been doing a lot of thinking recently

All right, buddy. You got anything to plug. Thanks a lot for calling in by the way. Yeah, this is great huge fan I had a good time look hatred on the US good platform. I don't hate I just had I had a good time. Look, Hey, Trion, I'm the US platform. I don't hate Trion, but our gun stuff is you want to support our R&D? We do a ton of interesting engineering scientific work. You want to support the fence distributed? You can buy stuff that goes gunner.net. It's all legal. Are you guys still outside Austin? Yeah, Austin, Texas, man. Really? Jamie, Jamie Lynn Hughes is there. Oh, my God. She should do ads for you. God, please let me pay her to do an ad for you as soon as possible. Oh, she is a mayor.

This is me saying please. This is me saying please. Oh, collab. There's a collab coming back. I take back that blowjob. Never mind. All right. I think that's all I get.

Thanks, Laker. So with hatred on, I mean, I don't see what would, I think it would be who of anyone on Patreon to just split the difference. Like if you want them, if you feel like still subscribing to people, but you care about the stuff we've been talking about here, head over to hatred on and do it there.

Like there's no, you could have multiple support of schemes going at the same time. I think that's a good way to do it.. Like there's no, you could have multiple support schemes going at the same time. I think that's a good way to do it. Like I think you get, if you hit now, you get Sargon, you get basically every man who's not creating furry porn on Patreon to switch over to you just because we're fucking terrified that they're coming after our money.

Well, what's the payment process or situation? I know that they're kind, that's usually a bottleneck. Coach, it's the best. Don't I know that they're they're kind that's the best It's coach is the best. Don't worry about don't don't try to fucking poke holes in good man I'm just so for years for years I've had trouble you know keeping and finding payment processor Just because of what I do with old gun machine exactly. Okay never mind then if I'm forget it So I have three or four good processors at this point. Oh, okay taking the years to get them But I have three or four good processors at this point. I think it's taking me years to get them, but I have very good relationships, high risk processors, and I clear a lot of money.

Like, you know, I'm not bragging, but I pull a lot of money in. Oh, yeah. What kind of money? These guys are fine. I'm good money. We did about three million last year with Ghost Gunner. Awesome.

I mean, it's, Hey, have you ever had, have you ever had like a Lord of War moment? I've never had a Lord of War moment. And your Ghost Guns, like you print out all your gun code and stand on it, Nicholas Cage, have you ever had altercations with the gun industry? I think the government is pissed at what you're doing, but I imagine the fucking gun industry

is 10,000 times more pissed than the government. It's getting weird. There's a group called NSSF, They're like the trade industry for the manufacturers. They wouldn't let me join. They got kind of pissy about me trying to join. They were like, they've never not let anyone join before. You see what I'm saying? Just you.

No, you don't support the second amendment blah, blah, blah. Then I went to the World Forum of gun, whatever you call it, the World Forum shooting sports. Nobody really wanted to kind of buddy-buddy call it, the World Forum shooting sports and nobody really wanted to kind of buddy-buddy with me from the US delegation. You ate lunch by yourself for the gun convention. Who's that guy? He said, you heard it's got this computer guns.

Fuck you. I don't know why it has to be that way, but I think it's mostly because it's not because it's actually threatened the business model. I mean, they're far away. They're so powerful, but it's because like, I'm doing the people that they have to be friendly with. I think you are threatening their business model because it's a lot cheaper to just print guns in Iraq where we're gonna be forever than it is to ship them

over in cargo containers. Yeah, maybe one of the, maybe one of the, maybe one of the, maybe one of the, I was like, why the fuck are we shipping all these guns? Why don't we just pay this fucking guy and just print them on the spot? got iron in in the middle east right yeah they're towing with it they really are towing with it they expeditionary labs and mobile printing things and I mean they are messing with it and I've had you know different different

bases and stuff in the military child to meet other choir few who so they gotta tinker with it and make their own version of what we make. The best cool, the best story from in his part side to be on. It had me gut laughing. Gun, the gun guys are wrong. The gun manufacturers are wrong. Was a some guy called Cody up and said, hey, I made this bump fire stock. You know, will you like use it on your channel and show it to people?

He's like, yeah, yeah, sure. Just as long as I can put the specs up on my AutoCAD site so you can, so people can 3D print it themselves. He's like uh... now will give back to you everybody's having fun until you uh... you take their ip away exactly you know the commentess one day when i when i clean out you know bretter

you know uh... smith and west of the world i like that you know he's killing an american institution yeah you guys hated this american institution that's all you talk shit about it well well well well well we could control them though we can't fucking control this right exact that's right there that's the yeah on the head that's it don't kill me for that no kill me for that once you what's you download like a rimming the nade hundred or like a seventy you know i'll be dead you find me enough like a dumpster somewhere code you think i should be able to build a

nuclear weapon in my garage right nobody else thinks I should be able to build a nuclear weapon in my garage, right? Nobody else thinks I should be able to do this, but I think it's my second amendment right. If I have to know how I should be able to do it. They use a thing. I think having to know how is self limiting. Like I think if you actually are capable of doing it, you'll know that it's very difficult to do

and you probably won't do it. Oh, I'm gonna do it. And if you don't know that, it'll be like a Darwin award. You'll kill yourself. Yeah, it'll be the rated boy scout, the demon core part too. But yeah, I think you should be able to have RPGs and all the stuff. I know that's the thing, but I think that's the origins of the military purpose of the Second Amendment. And it is for a military purpose. What military purpose is that? What do you think about people who say like the second,

because I always think the Second Amendment as self-defense is a cop out. No, it's not what it's about. It's fun. It's fun. It's a cop out. But that's what the Supreme Court adopted. So the actual literal truth to the Second Amendment

and the courts is that it's about self-defense and home, common use, all this other stuff. OK, that's what it means now to judges. I open up a dictionary. If you get locked out of your house, you need a gun to just blast the door open. You see the sense you turn it on the TV and everybody knows what guns are for. It's not to overthrow government. It's it's in case a burglar breaks into your house. That's exactly it. Yeah, the hamburger. So fucking

doing they're arguing stealing your frozen white house. When they were going to Supreme Court for the first, the real first second of the case, they're actually really worried that the guns that they were talking about were handguns because the second of the minute wasn't about handguns. And the judges were gonna be like, well, this isn't a militia gun,

so we're gonna throw the case out. Oh no shit. You know, whatever the court accepted it and they bought it. And now we have the opposite problem where Colby. Oh, you broke up. Is that the government? The government.

The government. The government. He wasn't using the proper pronouns in Canada. Oh. Hey, you know what I told you earlier about the fall of the West, right? That's from, right? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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government and nothing else. Yeah. That's important. That's a good quote. I do. I got to get out of here and and plug Mad Cux's promos. I got to layry about the whole meat of the episode. I can talk to you all day. Please call in again. Please call in if you've got any kind of news or you want to promote anything. Or something just makes you a rage.

Your girlfriend, you spill something in yourself. Your girlfriend brings you a series of towels that are not substantial enough to soak up the spill. Anything like that happens at all. calling in and making a big deal. Too many blowjob offers. Too many blowjob offers for men. I'll show you my grinder profile. How about that?

Yeah, thank you guys. I appreciate it. Chelsea, the official trap of the Dix show cornered me after Philly. And she's like, I just can't thank you enough for hanging on top of me. Like, all right, I know I get what Cody goes through everything. I'm sorry, I get this real. It has been real. That was great, Matt.

It's been great talking to you. True and real. See, I'm a hook that guy up with Jamie. Oh, yeah. That's going to be a good idea. Match made and second amendment having on the Dix show. Oh, my God. Can you imagine the promos going on there? That's gonna be a good idea. Match made in second amendment heaven. On the Dix show. Oh my God, can you imagine the promos going on there?

Miss Bikini Universe. Slow Mo, 16. Miss Bikini Universe. Miss Bikini Universe. Pro. Right. Down at the gun factory. Buffalo Bill and Cody Wilson.

So the whole time he's given this interview, I'm picturing it being bumpered in between his interview with like Pierce Morgan and fucking, he did one with Glen Beck and Pierce Morgan and then Dick Mass. No man, fuck those guys, they're not real. No, I know, that's what's so great about it. Those guys aren't asking you if you're into tips and ass. That's all good.

Now every time I look at Cody Wilson and consume any of his content and print his guns, I'm gonna think it's an ass man. This is a different kind of, if he would have said he was into tits, more than ass, out of respect it unless, because he's more like me. And the tits are about instant gratification,

right up in your face. No, he's a thinker. He's a thinker. He's got a, Todd, he's about the imagination. You can't see that as. You've got to reach around to feel what's going on with that as it changes as it moves.

See, your tits are frozen in time. Man, they're just right there, right there. It's masturbatory. It's a sick craving for tits that men like me have, but that ass, right, it's around. That's all around. Farming on a farm. Do you see what I'm saying?

Yeah. I would have respected him less. And I didn't know that until he gave that answer. Pears Morgan doesn't ask shit like that. No. He's asking stumping questions. Oh yeah. Don't you feel bad about blah, blah, blah, blah.

No, I'm a guy. I don't ever feel bad, peers. Neither do you. Neither does any guy ever in the history of the world we just say that we do. Duh, idiot. They're being taught to feel bad. Yeah, you're being taught to feel bad.

My mom tried, didn't work. No. Every time I brought home a report card with an S for citizenship and not an O for outstanding, but merely satisfactory, it's like Dick what's going on here. And I said, smoke my cigarette. Bitch, I don't give a fuck about citizenship. Flick, like that.

Seven years old, that's what I was like. Bitch, don't talk to me about citizenship. That's how you see a U. That's an S. You want it to be a you? Keep talking. Keep testing me. Keep testing me.

Probably an A plus citizen. How about them grades? No, we're not worried about that. We're worried about the citizenship. We got a different agenda you and I. Yeah. It seems like a failure to communicate. Yeah, that we got here.

Yeah, so many just you just can't reach. Yeah. Well, did you know that they were going to grade citizenship? Just say that you didn't know they were going to grade it and we're fine. I knew it. Mmm. It's me smoking. I knew it. I did it anyway.

Mmm. Because I don't care. A little did I know that that was the important grade. I'll try harder in the wrong direction next time. Mm-hmm Straight me right out. Yeah, thanks for this conversation. Yeah. Oh, I know what it takes to get attention All right, let me call area. That was great. That was a great interview Fun times thanks Thank you for coming here for this. Oh, thanks for inviting me terrific interview. All right, let's not start sucking each other's dicks

quite yet, gentlemen. Cut the feed, cut the feed. It is true though. It is, it's, I think God's place. Well, that's where it is. There is a stigma. Can you imagine if there was no stigma against men sucking other men's dicks

that you would have to say? I heard this. Like you would have to, have you ever had to turn down a girl? It's a very awkward feeling. When a girl's like, oh, so you wanna like, go fuck me? And you have to go, and I'll know.

It's a very, imagine having to do that to men all day, every day. Sean, it would be exhausting. Every got, imagine you emotionally draining it. It would be, you would be walking around and guys just so hey you wanna get your dick sucked or whatever you'd be like you know I just woke up so you know no no but he's a straight man though Sean has sexual market value he can withhold getting his dick sucked that's what I'm saying. That's

the difference. That's why it's important. So wait, is anyone going to find out about it? I'm still confused. You are confused. You are. You are very confused. Honey, can you give me another beer? There was something wrong with this beer. It must have leaked out or it wasn't a full one or something. It's just squeeze a towel out in your mouth. All right, layer of rou. Sean, you want some fuck? That's what the Kevin Fisher is saying.

You want some fuck? Sean, you want some fuck? Level discourse on the show. You know, straight from exorant grammar. From cloudswitz to want fuck. Oh wait, Larry sent me another number. Hold on. Oh man, he's got a little sneaky little.

Well, he's got like a landline. I was like, we'll just call with FaceTime. He's like, uh, I'm sorry, never. He's got like a landline with like five numbers. 888, you know how long it took me to get that? Oh man. No this is nine one two two. Simpsons. Simpsons motherfucker we don't do family guy quotes on this show. Connie? Oh fuck. And the show, cut it, cut it short. BEEP. Hello, please leave the message after the tone.

Okay, oh, leave one. BEEP. Okay, well, yeah. All right, let me call, let me call and leave one. BEEP. BEEP. Leave the message after the tone. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha going on with the real excited real excited and we love that we're live real excited because we just had a conversation with the savior of democracy in the west uh... kody wilson who is who made the the machine that you can buy the prince

guns in your house all i was looking at that what's that gonna cost thousand bucks i want to know how much the price of freedom dollar and i what is it a dollar ninety five what's what's the south park joke not fun not funny as what is uh... okay lar 95? What's the South Park joke? Not funny is what it is. Okay, Larry, so what's going on? What do you have to say? What do I got to say? I have so much to say. Well, first of all, I don't know if you're in the rage zone or not, but I got something to make me a rage. I thought I might share with you. Let's hear it. I saw this, I don't know what the fuck is this this beanie guy with the interview whatever

and uh... you know that you were raging and that episode i don't know you don't care but when i first saw that video i thought um... this guy's at some comic convention right was not really what kind of it was a video it was guys to make youtube videos and a first-hand i thought is hey this guy's trying to channel speed racers, kid brother, Sprydle. Remember you used to wear the fucking

you arm in that guy. Yeah. And I got to think about hats and head gear. You know, there's only really three legitimate classes of hats. Right. Those ones that are purely utilitarian, they either keep your warm or cool, right? And you've got some religious head gear which is one clearly was not and then you have your your message that's right pussy hats and maga hats were

so and and outside of that any any guy wearing a hat exclusive of those legit reasons is deep deep deep in the look at me i'm cute so it's a look at the don't look at me i'm bald it's the i'm going bald i need to have this had on it all time it's the michael boltin it only checks to wear hats right for vanity sake when a guy does it's really you know that like these these these white kids and Beverly Hills trying to do the pop marley thing and it got the fucking dreads under the

the uh... you know that the jiffy pop net hadn't six thousand degrees out or or the price of guys right those guys to have on a shave knife face i'm shading my face but look at my hair on top of my head is a whole cut my fucking yeah right how far you don't wear hats really ever worn hats in your life only when i need to you know if it's blazing suner when i lived in the york and i was freezing freezing cold, then I did. But other than that, why would you? Yeah, it's like I totally could have told you that. There's not a hat guy unless it's utilitarian.

I'm a hat guy, but I like, I just like crossed my fingers like, oh, I got to come up with a reason why I can wear this hat. Like, lick it, he split. What the hell do you wear? I got to go ahead. Well, go ahead. Beyond hat rage, I wanted it to run something else by you have it i got a will go ahead big beyond the on-hand rage i i wanted to uh... to run something else by you got

in the in the realm of a mystery now you know everybody enjoyed mysteries like like the mystery of what the fuck grows thing you did to me months and months ago that would have been punched in the face completely solved you know been feeling away the layers of that on you but i i have another one i wanted to to share with you mister okay a true

uh... you a true of uh... a nigma okay not like that that the boxing sneakie greek this is a real shity and i'm all right so so we've all heard of like the rat in the kfc bucket sure i have a separate finger the chicken head in the KFC bucket right into the severed finger. The chicken head in the meagots. They found a whole woman in a opera at Burger King. Really?

A couple of years ago, a woman, somebody ordered a wapper value meal and they opened their bag and there was an entire woman in their wapper. You didn't hear about that. They've upgraded the size of the building. What? Slip through. There's a bunch of guys like, what the hell? How about that. They've upgraded the size of the building. What? Slimp through. There's a bunch of guys like, what the hell?

How did that? How did it even get in the bag? And they're like, that's your question, how a woman? How a dead woman? She pointed at what? Yeah, no, she was bad. She wasn't pointing at all. Still alive, too.

She said she got lost. She got in the wrong room. I'm in your order. Special orders don't upset us. I have it your way. Just real quick. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. Sean wants to have his finger. What? No, no, not a singer. My brother's wife. Oh, yeah. Donald's one time. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Was drinking out of her drink. What kind of, what kind of drink was she drinking? I don't know. It was fountain soda or something like that. Dicote. The sexy ass soda.

It felt something like, down her throat, kind of. Cops it up, it was an entire human fingernail. Oh, what the hell, God shit! That's the closest man I've ever heard of. Yeah, man. True story. Oh, what? True story.

Shut it down. Shut it down. We're out of here. And it's high on the fucking just gagged. Like, yeah, I got it up and it down, shut it down. We're out of here. And it's high on the fucking just gagged. Like, yeah, I got it up and was like, oh my god. Like all the way down to the cuticle. Probably like someone had smashed their nail with a hammer and it had fallen off.

I'm gonna throw up too. It's disgusting, right? Like the hood of the car, not just a clipping, like the entire nail. Yes. Oh, because you know the McDonald's straws are very white. Oh, yeah, Sean, that's,

I do know that. Did she do? Did she contact her attorneys or what? What you do? Colquianne, Magania. No, I don't think she, I don't think she, I don't know you're in Gmail.com.

I'll have to ask her. Exactly. I'll have to ask her years and years ago. That's disgusting. Will she ever able to eat McDonald's again? I don't know. That's awful, man. Yeah.

I'm just trying to... Well, nobody's eating. I know the process of getting carbonation and syrup into those lines. How the fuck does a hopeful fingernail come out in the cup? I don't know. That's a, my question's I'm gonna start asking about this one. She's the one I wouldn't, why would she make that up?

Her. That's why. Yeah. Because, you know, whenever she's back, she knew you'd be out there spreading the story. When she said nail, I thought she was talking about like a finishing nail or like a brad or something, she's like, something that she's like a human fingernail. Um, no.

Well, they're making so much worse when it's a human fingernail, even though the finishing nail would be far more, you know, I could perforate your fucking. Yeah, it's better though. It's less gross. Human detritus. Human detritus. She's resanitary. Raps it up.

Okay, so what's your mystery, Larry? Hurry up or I'll punch you in my next phase. My kid recently went to open a bag of tortilla chips. Okay, I'm a purchase by my dad at a major, major national multi-billion dollar supermarket, right? But before she could tear into this bag, she turns around and hurled. I mean, just like, oh my God.

So, as you might imagine, I was alarmed and then she showed me and in that cellophane bag is some foreign matter and it's not like a blue tortilla chip that may have been mixed in some of the yellow corn ones are flower whatever the hell you know this thing is it's got it's got girth it's got got mass, it's kind of brown, it's vaguely, vaguely cylindrically, a cylindrical road. Is it a bug?

No, it's definitely not a bug. I don't know what it is. I mean, I have some guesses. Well, I was her guess. I have a proposal what I'm thinking is. I'm thinking why don't we collect some't we collect some hypothesis and girls from from art global listeners and see if there's a big content and right of of opinion

and then at some point down the road we have a live streamed on right what do you think it is what made it through what is a game it's a game what the fuck is in the back in this chip bag because no one in my house will leave any chips now which on the fourth of july is kind of bad. No, that's good. When I start dating a girl, I'd like introduce a bunch of fatty foods

and then hide gross stuff in them to make them averse to the foods for the rest of their lives. That's smart. That's smart. You are fucking so powerful. Like I'm gonna get a Frappuccino, and I'll put a nail in it,

put a gerbil in it. Oh. Oh. I'm like, oh. Oh, who knew? Look at this frappuccino, it's fucked. You know, 25% of those frappuccinos, they had gerbil shit in them that was probably up Richard Gears ass. What does your daughter think it is?

Did she seriously throw up? She seriously did. I mean, she looked at the thing and just right through the bag and it's un open you know so uh... so i'm putting on the thing is you know we should we should we should we should we should we should like i said we should live stream this we should have an official to certify that the bag is unopened and not been tampered with we should bring in a chemist in a lab i need to see a picture of that

that it too and the contamination there yet in the picture laboratory analysis done and what the fuck is in there. Can you send pictures that we won't show anyone? No, I'll show. We got a show. I can do that. Well, I guess Larry can show people. I can do that. I'm not be holding to your.

You're dealing with big reveal. Sean, you better, I'll punch you right in your face too. Big reveal. Do you think that it's a piece of shit in the bag? Do you think that it's a piece of shit in the bag? Do you think that it's a piece of shit in your tortilla chips? It certainly looks that way, but I could be wrong, but it has that appearance. Oh my God.

What's the brand of the tortilla chips? How large. Like, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not like a lunchbox size and it's not the super jumbo, you battalion size is kind of your meddling so how large is the ship right not the ships like from a lot of the from a human all this with all this is not this is not from this would not be from a wrote

wrote no this is this is large enough human human she and i could be human it could be not only about me and i but yeah I don't know it has, but it certainly it certainly is evocative of a million people matter. Oh my god. Fairly saw a lot of them. That's way worse than that. That's worse than a fingernail. Yeah. Is it? Let me ask you. Let me ask you this. Is it? Is it smeared around on other chips in the bag? No. Okay.

Is it white at all? Right. Is there any whiteness? No. So the mystery matter. It's pretty consistently colored, although there are flexing it of other lighter colored material. It's almost like

you know what you call it on kind of a hash mark hash browns it certainly looks are there's hash browns in the shit in your chips some dog eating lot because I'm taking a dump but it's like I said it's flexed with other lighter colors and it's you know it's it's it's it's do does it look like shit it's certain it looks a lot like I think it's a piece I think it's a chunk of potato that got refried so many times that it like and then right in the bag so a chunk you use corn chips or potato chips let me see I happen to have right here in the show if you tasted any little piece of the thing no it's it's unopened

it's an open how to get all you can see little piece of the thing, no, it's an open. It's an open. Oh, you can see it on the bag. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not like I, you've got you had a, it's not cool on the bag. Okay, yeah, it's not like a bag of lays because they're not, so it's corn.

No. Okay, so it's not a potato. No. I mean, unless a potato ended up in the bag. I know, but right, what would potato be doing in corn? Well, what would human children be doing in court what would you be doing yeah yeah much more likely that's what would a fingernail be doing in uh... you know the root beer whatever will be in all these things it's always how did i get there why is it uh... it's very

and the beauty of it is a fact that it is unopened i mean because as soon as i think crack now that's the stuff that though you don't open it this is this is not been open so this is legit and what's the brand of the of the i hope it's not to see that i cannot say it i want to have a good we have a turni using my mic mic two co-councils at the dojo advised me not to reveal that so i'm gonna

i'm gonna uh... he I'm gonna eat their heat their their Okay, you're sending a I need to see it Sean needs to see it how coach needs to see it 80s girl do you want to see this texting more than anything Maybe Cody Wilson needs to see it too although he'll probably tweeted no He'll tweet this shit out of it He'll make a printer. He'll say I'll print out some fucking 3d Instructions to print another one. How's your show going Larry? The show is going fantastic. Thank you and thanks to you and I've got a couple of killer apps. I mean I would tell everyone

As soon as as soon as they they download and listen to yours on on Tuesday They should jump right over because it's the force of for the july and hear my episode about the death bomb everybody's in their pointy chicks tony spamante and a new dude no one's met yet whose name is bleeding jesus freddy and he's an amazing guy that's a death bomb and then i've got the uh... the the the patreon episode is is baffle to there's a live recording in that episode it's called building your own

Superman a live recording of a Russian commie soldier having sex with a chimpanzee. We're also going to get well and and he won't tell the name of the chips. No, that's a bridge too far, my friend. I spoke to the lawyers. Larry, why would anyone want to hear a guy having sex with a champ? Yes. Even ask about her shoes. All the above. She pull his face off. Not forwards.

All right. Come in. Come in, maybe I don't know, like two weeks. Come in in the next couple of weeks. We'll get more details on your masturbating contest. Yeah, he hasn't been on you're playing. We might have a new contender. Pretty gross.

You got it. All right, thanks Larry. All right, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Take no shit. Keep screening your fucking calls. I wonder if he's got real to real. Real to real real like answering machine

Your fucking calls That was a different time. Oh, there's like four different podcasts. I might be calling anyone to make sure Is this the dick show I got to keep the line free. Is this Cody? Oh, no. Oh, man. Okay, what do I got here? I gotta play this stuff for Mad Cux. Mad Cux, something went fucky with Mad Cux's book as well.

Really? Yeah, it got like canceled. What? Oh, wow, what was that how does a book get canceled my attention spans too short for Twitter now yeah that's no joke well apparently madcucks he should call in next week and explain it but apparently probably in discord and I know but I'm trying to stretch this out oh okay my bad sorry well you were the one who badgered Larry

into revealing that it was shit. We weren't even gonna do that. What do you mean we? You? What are you conspiring with Larry? Everyone's, everyone's we. It was pretty obvious. It was pretty obvious. He didn't want to reveal it.

Sean, I get what I want. Yeah, I want that to be clear. Put it on my tombstone. For better and usually worse. Dick Masterson lies here. He got everything he wanted. Yeah. Including death.

Finally. Yeah. Sweet, sweet death. The last thing he wanted. This is the last thing I was list. He died dramatically, right? Right on some assholes front lawn. He went into, he crammed himself into a crawl space

in an assholes house and died right there. And they're like, well, do I get this guy out of here? Did you know the spike? Yeah. Okay, this is from Madcux. So his book got canceled because he was trying to, he was dicking around with the release dates or something like that. How does that cancel a book?

Well, they have rules, Sean. Who? They. They? Perent to see. I don't ask no more questions. No, he tried to move it like more than 30 days after when it was supposed to be published. So they are okay with this, I guess.

He does a publisher? Yes, dick books. Okay. Dick books. Go ahead and fucking sue publisher? Yes, dick books. Okay. Dick books. Go ahead and fucking sue me. Okay, that's our motto. I see what happened. Oh man, speaking of suing, the trademark,

the biggest problem trademark got opposed by yours truly. Oh, that was delicious. Yeah, and Steve, this real great fucking trademark lawyer. Steven Birch. Steve, this real, real great, great fucking trademark lawyer. Steven Birch. Well, it's a, you have to read it. Okay. If you wanna read some real, where can I read this? I'll put it on the site.

Okay, you can read on the trademark opposition. On the trademark in the US trademark office website. Yeah, just do a search. That's the government providing those documents, not me. Not me. A couple lawyers did some fancy things and then the government posted their work. Yeah. So I did some. I will say, um, so Maddox was given the trademark opposition and he is fighting it. Yeah. How'd you hear about that? The lawyer.

The law. The law. The law called, excuse me, Dick. This is the law. Hey, so this is what's going on. He's fighting it. He's enlisted council. Oh.

Yeah. So Sean, we might be having some... You're probably part of the lawsuit, too. I'm probably... No, no, no, no, not at this point. Yeah. I'll be having it at some point. We might be having some negotiating.

Oh. Ooh, Sean, negotiating. Sean, you got to read the article. Get him a towel. Get him a towel or a towel. You think I like printing guns? Swimming and coming at the same time. Just like, just let me get it.

Sometimes I walk around town just asking to negotiate things. You guys got anything over here you need negotiated? They'll bring me a drink. How much does it drink? It's free sir. I want you to pay more. Give me some money. You'll give me money for drinking this drink. Like, seen her chisel down a poor,

cost-arrecon vendor from $12 for a hat that she was wearing a hat. She didn't even need it. I'm through it right in the garbage. And she goes, I'll give you 25 cents. And I said, oh, Jesus, Jesus, God, mom. 25 cents. And she just looks at me. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. You guessed that

that means entire value. Yeah. And whatever 20 seconds it took you to look at everything is everything. Probably in your mind, you had 23 cents, but you don't have change. He's a 25 sick, sick woman walking in on people getting blow jobs as well. Well, I mean, you brought it all on yourself with these ass on your citizenship reports. I mean, you turned her into that. She couldn't negotiate that one up. Nope, she's been taking it out on the world ever since.

That's what, that's my whole fucking life. My whole childhood was gotta get those citizenship grades up. Every fucking day, gotta get, what are you doing? You being nice enough? No, no, no, no, I'm not. That'd be nice at all. Yeah. Maybe that works for you.

The white woman, it's not gonna work for me. It's not the same. A white man. Depending. Depends on who's asking. You know what? Of course it does. When do you fill out college?

So this is my new thing. When do college applications get filled out? Is it in generally before you go to the college? Okay. All I know is too many people are filled out. Oh my. It's in October, isn't it? December.

I want, all I want is for everybody in America to just check African American on their college insurance, on their college advocate. Like, it's not illegal to lie on that, is it? How could that possibly be illegal? The cradle of civilization and all. But I mean, don't you think that would be funny? Pretty serious. You're going to need your 23andMe report.

Well, yeah, because I'm thinking I put his spanic in no way, do I think this accurately represents what they're asking for? You know, because I know the only reason they're asking for race is for like this liberal progressive agenda that they have of getting a, of getting a, a color palette of human beings. The most racist thing that you could possibly do into their school. So they ask you, well, what race are you? And every single time I check his panic,

he's like, well, my dad's Mexican. Yeah. So I'm allowed to fill this out. And then I started thinking, why do I think that I need permission to fill out this form in any, I should just put, I'm African-American. They probably should be probably not allowed to actually ask. I, right? I mean, if I check just put effort, African American. They probably should probably not allowed to actually ask.

I write, I mean, if I check African American, that'd be highly offensive if they questioned that. You, and then you show up, and I'm like, who the fuck are you? You're like, I'm the ass- I'm the African-American, and you're like, I'm cool, John, motherfucker. Yeah.

Why doesn't everybody do that? Sean, I'm telling you, I said, no, I'm giving the most sense of anything you've said this show. Yeah, no, I mean. Everybody who's filling out anything, just click whatever the most, just put a check box for the most disenfranchised group.

That's it. That's what Elizabeth Warren did. Yeah. That's it in your entire life, that in my index world, it is in 10 years, it's like why do we even have this form when every single person in America just checks African-American? Mm-hmm.

Oh man. Isn't that what, it's just a little game to see the benefits that you get? Yeah, I mean, this is not, I'm not saying, this has nothing to do with race and everything to do with the decision making on the other end. I'm not saying anything about any race, but isn't that what it's for?

You brought a great up point. I, that's kind of makes me rage. The situations where all it takes is something. Yeah, exactly. Where you are being encourages, you know, lying. Like closing, not selling liquor after two. Like, well, I guess I gotta steal it if I'm already breaking laws.

Right, right. Might as well break as many at the same time as possible. Mm-hmm. Anyway, here's Mad Cucks, teasers. A-V-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L Oh, man, cubs, versus existence number three. What the hell am I, what is this? Wesley, oh god, Wesley, now oh god. Wesley, that's disgusting. I have a cold, that's why they're there. What do you mean, the tissues?

What are you doing? No, you're supposed to use glue now. What are you doing with a, is that a mask? Sox, you know you're not supposed to be part of the song. That's a lot of part. Like ever. We're pretending that this is some kind of podcast network and that we all like this guy. Asterios.

And that Wesley piece of shit. I mean, I don't like this guy. I think everyone can tell now, right? Available everywhere. Comedy albums are sold. Alright, what the hell kind of guys? Oh, if you listen to these before you. Available everywhere comedy albums are sold All right, what the hell? No, I don't I tell everybody very specifically give me a set up and a punch line Oh, and that's it 30 seconds. Yeah

Well, he did give you the out you can play as few as you want so Play as many or as few as you want. Hey, guess what? I want to play all six. Yeah. Yeah. Great. I'm available now.

We have a lot of mad cups. First existence in number three. Yeah. So tape and nails, you just nailed that into the table. I think we can let bygones be bygones for $50. There we go. Friends, we're friends again. Yeah, we can let bygones be bygones for $50. There we go. Friends, we're friends again. Yeah, we're friends now.

Yeah. I'm suspicious. Hey, Tereca. Oh, yeah. What's going on? Hey, it's mysterious. I've known Jeff for years. He actually is like retarded.

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Take a shower. Sean, take a shower. Put it on. In the background. Take all your pants off. Take your pants off. Take your pants off. Holy new.

Nobody ever says, I'm just like every other guy I take my pants off one leg at a time be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing.

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I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it's gonna be my thing. I think it leg at a time guys. I'm the same is Mirmanos so I so I come on day instead of this. Oh my god every move on me's pantalones Oh, and what's the leg? Yep African American check out Yeah, why don't you question what language he's speaking why don't schools tell you that There's like here's your college applications.

What you do is you put your name and your self-security number and then you just check African American in the box. Because it will help you in the smallest way. So do it. Dick Masterson, shutting down honor codes one school at a time. I watch it.

Watch it. I honestly think that is a good idea. Yeah, it's a fucking great. And you know what the best part of that idea is? People won't do it. Watch it. I honestly think that is a good idea. Yeah, it's a fucking great. And you know what the best part of that idea is? People won't do it. I know. I'll sit right over them and say, I'm gonna put, bitch, I'm gonna put a gun to the back of your head

if you don't check that box that you know to be a lie. And they'll do it and then they'll erase it on the way to the mail. Oh, I can't, I can't, I refuse to believe that the world is like he's saying it is. I can't, because it makes me question every't, I refuse to believe that the world is like he's saying it is. I can't, because it makes me question every single other thing I've ever done in life.

Yep, exactly. Oh, I got in there beer. There's actually a great story about that in Cody's book too. When the guy describes, he's in this class top by a feminist and she's teaching, he's just going along with the flow. And one of the assignments that she gives him is to go put this rape, free zone sticker tape around the frat houses.

What the hell? Insane. So this guy goes and he's like, just out of curiosity, I went to the library and looked up how many rapes there have actually been at frat houses in Stanford's history or whatever. None. None.

So she goes back into class and he, well, he says, you know, why don't we go put this around, you know, places where there actually are rapes and this was places that were, yeah, exactly. We don't want to do that. We don't think that. Right, right, right. And then so she went on this doing anything.

So she dressed him down for like five, 10 minutes and he said, I find that very offensive as a personal color. And she, he could see her whole world crashing down and she was right. For the next five minutes, she just constantly was apologizing profusely. And then every time some situation came up,

she's like, oh, and for a perspective from someone of color, I could see. What is? Uh, that guy's great. That wasn't him, it was his buddy, but it's a story in the book. Yeah. Can't believe you watched the Dr. Phil shit. Oh, yeah, right?

That sounds like it was almost his inception of his, that was a huge moment for him. I'm gonna go with that. Yeah, that has absolutely what happened. I gotta show my mom that. Hey, mom, remember the thing that I did that you hated? It turned out it caused an industry that you despised. Right, it turns out now everyone has a gun.

Um, okay. Was I on three? Yes. You're on six. Available now! Oh, Maccups! Versus existence number three! Anyways, should we get back to this episode where everyone's shitting on Madcups?

I'm in my mid 30s, I've got two roommates, but I mean, they're good bit older than me and they have jobs, but. They don't have IDs, they're children. Do you, do you not, like, they're walking around with their mothers, like, you know, kind of obvious that they were in a playground that's kind of where, I was, I actually got maced by one of the moms. Yeah, a 40 year old guy a man of your intellect, right?

You could make something available. Where is the mad cuck? Where is the mad cuck? What are these trailers? It's, thank you. I don't understand what you're playing. Mad Cux, I know Mad Cux is. He has a bonus episode that he releases every month or so.

These are four of the bonus episodes. These are for the number three that's just out. Okay. How long is it? There's bonus episode? Like, I think his last one's like an hour. Okay, I mean, I don't know. It's actually longer than an hour.

We're playing the bonus episode at six parts. It's entirely. Yeah, that's what I was wondering. It's's like an hour. I mean, I don't know. It's actually longer than an hour. We're playing the bonus episode. In a second part entirely. Yeah, that's what I was wondering. It's longer than an hour. It's very funny. Oh, well, because Mad Cux is on. Well, he is funny. Yeah, he's very, everyone here, you have to understand.

Everyone on these trailers is extremely funny. Yeah. And the thing that's too funny for us to comprehend, apparently, but it can't be, you can't reduce it. I just don't know, I like to be, know what I'm getting sold, that's all. So now I know what I'm getting sold. I'm okay with that. Coach, you're getting sold happiness.

If you think you're ever not getting sold happiness, you are sucker. Okay. Sucker in, in the modern term or the PT Barnum term? What's the modern term? Well, the modern term is sucker like you're an idiot, you're a dupe. What was the PT Barnum customer? What's the modern term? Well, the modern term is sucker like you're an idiot, you're a dupe. What was the P.T. Barnum?

Customer. There's a sucker for every minute. No, no, no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Number three! Do you know what a color wheel is? Um, I assume it's some kind of wheel in your car.

There he is, there he is. No. This is the totally stupid bitch! I macaroni art is when you make a delicious bowl of macaroni. So delicious that it looks like art! You stupid bitch! Delicious, then it looks like art. You two, three, two, three. There you go. Bitch. I never heard a stereo so clear.

I don't know either. I don't know anything he's ever called in on or around. Oh, no. Okay, no. Too much crying in that clip. Listen, listen. It's gotta just be only mad cucks. Yeah, it's gotta be mostly predominantly madcucks.

Mostly madcucks. And I get it, because when you make trailers of yourself, you feel like an asshole pouring yourself into it. Yes. That's what I think happened here. I want a new trailer that's all 100% madcucks. That's what I want. It's tough to produce your own stuff. It is very tough.

It's very difficult, which is, it's one thing you do very well. Me? You never lose the over, you know, the story arc of an episode or a story or, did I talk about the trademark opposition enough? I think I did, right? No.

No? You didn't even talk about it. Well, we'll see, man. I talked about that we're gonna be, I feel it, oh, I feel it on the tips of my fingertips. Well, everyone should read. I just want to reiterate, everyone should go read the, there's some gems in that filing.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Full on law breaking going on. Yeah, yeah. So, no, here's what, how do you search it? You go to fraud. I'll just post it. I'll just post it.

Okay. Okay. I'll just post a link to the government document. So here was the thing. Maddox filed the trademark saying that he had intent to use it. And that's a no-no. No, first he filed it that said that it was his prior. Right. It was the big deal.

So he filed it saying, this is my thing. Soley. And always. And turns out, you tax money goes to actually paying people to look at these things. It's not like registering a gun where they just stamp everything. They look at and go, okay, let me just Google this. And of course, a Google search for the biggest problem the universe is going to turn up to guys.

Correct. Maybe sometimes Sean. Occasionally. So then he amended the application to change it from its mind to I'm gonna use it. Right, moving forward. Moving forward, I'm gonna use it. Yeah. So, I mean, that'll...

Which is illegal. That alone. That'll, I mean, it's like, it's this, it's this backdoor, backdoor bullshit, this backdoor Maddox, back, this backdoor BobaDuke, is just always trying to scam. What's right?

Well, you're trying to craft the narrative around what the desire is. I mean, you know what, buddy? I have narratives, I have crafted, I have direct evidence of craft of crafted narratives. That's what I mean, but that stuff gets found out. Someone's wife told 80s girl that the reason that this was explicitly told to her by Maddox, that the reason they called 80s girl school was because I was making fun of the breakup letter. And then, and I'm not going to say whose wife it was because I respect Roger fun of the breakup letter. And then, and I'm not gonna say whose wife it was

because I respect Roger Barr. I don't wanna, I don't wanna, this was told, this is what was told to her. Oh, we called, we called, we called because it was because of making fun of the breakup letter. And then someone else said, Maddox told them, oh, when I found out about that, I was so upset. I threw mental Jess right out of the house for three days.

I threw her out. I kicked her out of the house. Where in whom she stayed with? And I assume she just went right to the YMCA and stayed in a room all by herself thinking about what she had done. But that was it's A.B. testing. It's always it's always A.B. testing of lies. And if it weren't for random people's wives, we'd never know this stuff. Whomever they might be.

That's all I've got to say about that. But the application is the opposition is up there. It's very funny. It's very, very well written. Uh-huh. Yes. And-huh. Yes. And I can, have you ever been, you know,

you're not, you're not usually in a place in a negotiation where you don't really want anything. Yeah, you know? Even though that's the best position to be in. Even though it is, you never find yourself. You're usually the one begging for scraps. Please boss, may I have just a little bit more for my time?

Please can I have another? Never are you in the case of like, I don't know, what do you got? It's kind of like where you're supposed to be paid the certain amount and then you find out the boss is Chiseling you. Yeah, and then you're like wait, I didn't care before. Now I care now I care Mm-hmm and the laws on my side. I didn't know you wanted it this bad. Yeah, that's what it is. Exactly. Ah I didn't know you wanted it this bad. All right. This has been the Dickshow man. Thank you for to coach

What makes you a rage? Two high five time coach what makes you a rich to high five time. What makes you a rich? Oh had one. Okay. Well, thanks for listening. Yeah. Got a. Show patreon.com slash the Dickshow maybe hatred on.us slash the Dickshow. Oh, yeah, that's good. I fucking love that guy disrupting the military disrupting the armed military force and money in the same stroke. Because without that is what the government is.

That's all they should be doing. And the legal system. If he could disrupt the monopoly on the legal system, that's the fucking trifecta of government-controlled monopolies. Military, law, and money. And there is, I will say, right, there is a way with technology to disrupt the legal system. There absolutely has to be.

Because the whole thing comes down to either 12 motherfuckers on a jury or a judge who is the worst lawyer in the world. Like there's never been a judge who was a good lawyer because they're just being lawyers. So this is, you're telling me technology can't disrupt a system built on someone who is shitty at one job or 12 people who couldn't lie hard enough to go back to their jobs. I think, I think we could do it. An arbitrary

number of people based on the fucking Bible that decide your fate. Yeah. Better place to get it than the number of representatives we have. Happy for this live, right? See you next Tuesday. Presenting. Hey.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Ready. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Let's play this latest challenge one. Can you chop up this latest challenge one in case there's anything That's fucking what's not. That's little much responsibility to be heaping on. You got it. Like if you were to hire someone to do good work. Go ahead.

All right, cool. OK. Let us know who's calling in. Sorry, it's been a while. But I got another rage this week. Your couple. Karma. OK.

Karma. I'm sticking here about karma. All right. So like Joseph Stalin, you get to live a wonderful and beautiful life and You know nothing really happened at the end, and you know, I'm supposed to believe like oh Everything happened. Oh, it's fucking karma. Karma. This karma that you know, I'm just I'm sick of it It's like if something happens to somebody after they did something it was bad then it's like oh well obviously karma is gonna get them but if nothing ever happens then no one's gonna know that or people are like oh well they'll get in the afterlife you know

this is like they said they're getting the ass he's in prison uh by state and he's in the hospital like in hell like just y'all uh... i'll put the ass uh... all day or whatever it is uh... i just don't know what's the point of karma it is all powerful how is it unable to like get people perfectly for every crime that commit uh... so yeah karma bullshit

uh... but even worse than karma is a person writing person writing don't teach me in the video. I'm going to send you a letter. But I don't want you to be able to read it. You know, I'm going to write a letter for you.

But I don't want you to be able to read civil fucking words. Thank God they stopped teaching at school. You know, like I remember back in fourth grade, they gave me a cursive packet. And they never said anything about, oh, you know, they never had to turn in or anything, but they're like, well, but in the end of the year you got to finish this packet. And I was like, yeah, I'll buy it. They know what I like about this.

Oh, no, dude, you got to finish that. You get in trouble. No. Teachers like, yeah, you got to do it. Like, no, no, I'm not doing that. I'm letting us finish that curvy UNS. And so this is going to uh... right curse of ever so uh... so yeah that is great great that i don't have a right curse and i'm looking at him now uh...

that i have a a while ago about endangered species and i heard the story of the radio we've got a lot of you got to look at that right the word blurb word blibber do you know the word blibber it is shun yeah what's a word blibbered the bird that warbles uh...

like some of the dangerous species right the uh... the organism organization that like you know but the help uh... prevent the endangered species from going extinct they they try to save this bird so first thing they do is they kill they kill some predator, I don't even think it was a predator, I think it was prey. There's like too much of it, these birds

are like overeating and like dying from overbearing or something. So they kill all these birds that are, you know, diminishing the population, but then they realize, oh, that's not enough. That's not enough. The Whirveler bird actually, it only like the plant that's in like new new trees so we have to do a control burns for the forest so that for us will burn down and then they'll be new trees and then then the word but will start making that so they do is controlled burn and they burn out they get that control they burn down like you know people houses And then you start to get that control

Yeah, exactly For the stupidest bird Oh, man I mean the poor idea wasn't executed perfectly That's a good rig They still have to like pretty much keep doing what they did All this for stupid fucking bird Do you believe that?

For real? For fucking bird And no one can know I mean people go out to see this bird Can't even like really see it can work and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and little yellow. He checked off Warbler bird on this application. I'm an endangered species. We work with a fence. We have not enough and kill mosquito. If we put the effort into killing mosquitoes, where will be the first time? Oh my God. It continues from there.

What percentage are you through the boys? My mom asked me if I believed in karma yesterday. I was up there getting my truck. My old truck. Just like it crews around. They still have that old truck. Were there any cakes involved? My old truck.

I suppose it's still yours. Yeah. Crews and around. So I could pick's still yours. Yeah. Cruising around. So I could pick up some weights. Sean, got some sand. Tom Depot. Oh yeah. Bag the sand.

Yeah. Big bags. And my mom's. Reinforce the dike that my mom goes to. Do you believe in karma? And I said, I don't believe in anything, mom. Yeah. I don't believe in free will.

I don't believe in the universe. I believe in nothing. And she says, well, okay. But I was at Barnes & Noble and they forgot to ring up this book that I bought and I got back to the car and I asked your dad, do you think I should go back in and tell them that they forgot to ring up this book? And he said, fuck no.

And she said, well, what about karma? And said mom, I get what you I get that you want I get what you're doing I get that you're bringing this up because you feel bad and you just want to like say silly things So we so you can just steal the thing that you know you're stealing I'll do that. Yeah, so I don't know I don't I don't believe in coming you're gonna be fine You gonna be all right that you stole a book. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't I don't believe in coming. You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be all right. Now you stole a book. Yeah. The whole environment knows. Slip that in there. Yeah. You're a thief, but no one will hold it against you. Yeah, but you got to wave it to this time. All right. See you.