The Dick Show - Episode 63 - Dick on Fake Police

Episode Date: August 15, 2017

The worst thing politicians do, a call from a fake policeman, Nazis and tiki torches, Asterios' birthday cuck cake,The Dukes of Hazzard, Aydin Paladin vs. Asterios, boobs on a battleship, trans in the military, America's imaginary stupid baby, the pressure cooker, the world's dumbest fans, another leak, racist carbon credits, and heroes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah Welcome to dig you need to do on you want dig, you love dig. You got it, it's the show. Where everything is a contest coming to you live, which it really is, I can say it, because it's live on YouTube right now for Big Swinging Dig Patreon, and he's Patreon.com slash the Dix show.

Coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain Deep in this heart of the city of failure. I am your hostic masters and with me is always a Sean the audio engineer. Hello dick What's up buddy? Yeah, long week for you. Listen that you're all right. Yeah, you hang it in there. I'm good All right joining us today is the the undisputed The undisputed, the undisputed very heavyweight. Oh, thank you. The super heavyweight is the turn of boxing.

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Tell me, at least when I make it out. You're supporting the activist liberal policies of the CEO of the silencing, of the CEO of Twitter silencing of the diversity of thought and the bullying of the neuro atypical online. That's what you're supporting. Why don't you go to gab? Why don't you go to gab and try to trigger people on gab, huh? You guys always do this. You build your own weird little houses and then you wonder why nobody comes over. How's your hatred on doing? What do you have $6 on hatred on? Hey, no.

Oh, oh, sorry. Every dollar, every dollar counts as serious. You should know that. Trust me, I do. What's weird about Gav? We can't count his dollars, can we? Can you see his dollars? No, it's actually.

At least I have my dollars visible as serious. My dollars are visible. I don't know why you can't see the house. I have my dollars visible. A stereo. My dollars are visible. I don't know why you can't see my dollars. They're visible to everybody. Okay, hold on, let me see. All right, pull it out. I'll pull it up right now. Right now, I don't know where you found that rumor

or whatever that I was hiding. My coach said, I was like, I was like, oh, you're like, oh, you're like, oh, oh, really? That's really weird. I keep changing the settings and it just doesn't take. Did you change it right before you we came on today No, I heard about two couple of weeks ago you were complaining that I hit that I hit my internet dick size

And I was like did I oh my god, and I looked as like no I haven't Let's see scroll scroll scroll. I don't see your internet dick size dude. I was looking at we're looking at a stereosis Patriot Because you're a whole lot. Let me explain internet dick size dude. We're a slap fight is a fight. Hold on, I'm gonna have to wear a fight right in it. Good point. You got me. You got me. There it is. Okay, you're right. You're right. Exactly.

The reason that you... Excuse me. The reason that you end your life coach. Excuse me. Yeah, exactly. The reason that you and your life coach can't see the numbers, because you're both supporters of my world, Patreonis at patreon.com, Slides of Stereo.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, welcome to the show. Thank you.com. Slides of Stereo's next one. Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, welcome to the show. Thank you. I haven't seen you since the fight. I know. It's been a while. Yeah. Sorry, I've been away for so long.

It's been a little bit nuts. Day job, night job, comedy, all this other shit, but I'm glad to be back here. The only place I feel relaxed is this house. Is it really? I swear to God. Last night, we're hanging out, we're watching Super Married Brothers Maker, we're getting drunk.

And I'm just like, why am I so happy? I'm like, it's so weird, I feel so happy. And that ease. It's like he's gone to fantasy island. Yes! And that's what it is. That's exactly right. It's because I always try to foster an atmosphere

of like Jack Horner in Boogie Knights. Yeah, I'm always, I don't, man, woman, I'm always trying to foster an atmosphere of tops coming off. Yeah, that's a great character too. Yeah, you know, he was like the father, he was like the loving father who let anything kind of go, but tried to, tried to exterior on the right path a little bit. Yeah, but he's also Hillhammer you. Oh, yeah. Don't think. Yep.

You know, don't think you're going to, don't think you're going to start running the house. No. You know, you can, I'll let you, I'll let you sling your cranberry juice around. Yeah. That's funny. Maybe, maybe, maybe that he's not going to shoot you in this state. Yeah. And then asterious is in what state, Jack?

The state of California? I know where I am. Yeah. But maybe, you know, I always got that thing in the back of my mind. Maybe, maybe one more sling of cranberry juice is when the top comes off. Oh. It's all right. Cranberry, cranberry juice can be wiped off of the stairs and the walls and a puddle like Hansel and Gretel coming

down the st- did they know who left a trail of breadcrumbs them? It was Hansel and Gretel, yeah, of liquor and sticky, the most sticky substance on earth. Trail of pewdiepie. Might as well have been super glue would have been better for you to put because at least it gets hard. It's your fault for having cranberry juice around drunks in the first place. It's why have it. Why, you know what you should just have?

Just have club soda is your only mixer. Because you sell that. That's funny. You're cleaning. The moment you spill that, you make things better. A house full of club soda is not a house where tops are popping off. Okay, that's very accurate. That's true.

Dick has a drawer that is just, it's got drugs in it. You've never seen before. All right, all right. Everyone calm down. Calm down. Tentin any law enforcement person. This was a joke, not intended as probable cause, deromination. Keyon is here. Keon, Magganya. We've got some legal questions for you today, too. Oh boy. I wanna know how illegal it is for someone to have impersonated a police officer. Oh my God.

Oh my God. There was a dickhead on Reddit who posted, there was another Maddox Watergate. Yes! So this dickhead posts his convoy with Maddox and he says like within an hour, he gets a call from a guy pretending to be a cop. That's super legal.

That is illegal, right? That is crazy illegal. You don't matter where you pretending to be a cop. That's super legal. That is illegal, right? What is illegal? It doesn't matter where you are in the United States, that's illegal. Okay. I don't know if he was impersonating a federal officer or what, but we can definitely go into the specifics of that later. Okay.

I can't believe that happened. What a ridiculous, what a ridiculous place we're at now where like he's intimidating His own fans essentially yeah, where he's like What the fuck are having fake police man exactly what kind of a world does this guy live in? I don't know. I yeah, it's ridiculous. Oh, let's see. We also got to do some disavowing I think Disavow yeah, you got a you got to wake up every day now and disavow all the racism and hatred that's going around.

What did we do something? Well, no, but they might, some of those people in Charleston might be listeners of the show. So just in case, you got to cut it off, you got to cut it off preemptively. Okay. Sean.

No. That's what's making me rage today. That's my segue. Preemptive strikes. Yeah. Yeah. There's a big protest going on. No, nobody knows what it's over.

Going on today as a reaction to what happened yesterday? No, there was the general Lee from Duke's of Hazard. No. It was for some reason Charleston had that outside of their courthouse or something like that. Yeah. And they were going to take it down. And a bunch of, a bunch of Nazis who happened to be big fans of the dukes of hazard showed

up there to protest that. Is that right? I think so. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. There were not enough ladies there in Daisy Dukes for my taste. I didn't see any. I saw a lot of long flowing khakis and it's like, where's the ass ladies? Why did they? Why did the whites of premises like khakis smell much? Because because Trump wears khakis in hollows when he goes golfing. I'm not kidding. There's a side by side pick thing.

That's golfing. That's what you golfing, you ditch. You think I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. They wore khakis before Trump was elected, right? Yes. I will pull up the picture.

They found the exact pants and the exact polo that truck wears. I'll pull up a side by side. A stereo is right here. I hope he's right. I was right up the number. I thought you were joking. I hope he's right. I'm not joking.

I thought now they've just adopted his golfing attire. They're like Trump cosplayers. Yes. I'm not kidding. Are you serious? Yes. It'm not kidding. Are you serious? Yes. It is the color. It's the side.

They even found the big flowing liquid. What are you doing? What are you doing? Where? It's Russia wasn't enough. Now Trump has a fashion line for Nazi. That's how bad of a guy he is. Pull it up.

I don't want to see what you consider evidence. I'm pulling it up. I'm pulling it up. I'm pulling it up. Okay. But it'll take a second. Cause I'm sure it will. I'm sure it will, cause it's like completely dumbed.

There's impossible to find. Okay, here we go. Now, what are you showing me? I'm showing you a picture of a man with a white, two button polo, black belt, khakis, and now? Oh, you're right. Right, two button polo, black belt, and khakis. You're right, okay.

Those guys are clearly not playing golf clubs. Those guys are clearly cosplaying as strong. Yes, for fun. That's the second time I've been right. Maybe you can just give me a little bit of credit. Those guys are not Nazis. I was talking about the Nazis who wear cargo shorts. Those guys have teaky torches.

They're wearing golfing gloves. They're not sterming. They're not starting crystal knock. No. With $8 teaky torches that they bought at CVS. They're in search of my ties statements in glendale they all went to their mom's their mom's their mom's their parents are split up their dad owns a dealership they went to his house and grabbed the tiki torches from around his

spa with a drug their drunk stepmom was passed out hey here's a picture of like five years older than Hey, here's a picture of five years older than they are. Here's a picture of them giving the sig. Hi, I have you seen this picture Sean? This is a picture from the pro. That guy looks like me. Yeah, I'm not saying he's not handsome. But what I'm saying is these are, they were people there giving the giving the

what's the only one for George. I realize I write and they were saying They were people there giving the giving the I was I and they were saying and you voted for Trump you can't be tossing out. Oh god Now part of the oppressed minority of people who are in control of the government And then here's what they're saying they're giving this out at the beginning They're giving giving the whole, all the Trump arguing with the stereo. They're giving the whole, you know what, they're chanting, they're chanting, Jew will not replace us. They're chanting Jew will not replace us.

Like a pun. Yes. Oh, yeah. What do my, what do my, and their cosplay, they're the funniest terrifying group of white people collecting outside a Confederate statue with torches you've ever seen.

Statue. Who's the Jew? Oh, I mean a statue of a car. Okay, so it is, it is about the dukes that has that. Well, if they just put the generalie up, people would hop in and take it for a spend, do donuts. Those dupe boys would be out of control. Don't you think that would be a good compromise? Like we're taking down this statue of generally

and we're just gonna wheel out a perfect replica, stock replica of the generally from the dukes of hazard. Everybody happy about everybody would love it. You kidding me? Cause you dummies on this side can take pictures and put it on your Instagram with your dreadlocks and your bullshit. That's, you can just, you can, nostalgia signal virtue signal all day and you dummy, you

still got your flag. Right. Is that, is that, is that, and once an hour it should go, tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada They should do that to announce the time. I'm like big Ben. Yes, exactly. Yes, exactly.

And somebody will just run a steam roller over all of them. Yes, exactly. Just clear it out. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, wait, who did he play? Uh, he played. Yeah, man. Let's see. There's no better, there's no better thing in life than sticking your finger in the whole butt right. Please tell me it's Roscoe P. Coltrade. That is, that is the truth, man. That is the truth. See, a lot of, a lot of guys, women remember the first kiss. Wait wanna know who the fuck you just really read it with your eyes. You gotta read with your mouth.

You have a computer in front of you. It's like a telling to be on the internet. It breaks, it breaks pro tools. Okay. That's a break pro tools. Don't question it. I got a little elf on the shelf in here too. From Sean goes on the internet.

It breaks pro tools. He played Luke Duke. Oh. Tom, okay, if you go to tomwopat.com, the first thing that comes up is Tom Wopat wishes to express his deepest regrets to friends, family and his many loyal fans, concerning recent unfortunate events. I just have to stick in his finger of a random girl's pooper, recent unfortunate events. What?

Well, then you gotta, look, you gotta expect that kind of thing. Well, he's gonna go to rehab. If you're walking around, what's that? He'll go to rehab. He'll go to butt fingering. No, just the hell say, like that'll be the excuse. No, it's right here. Mr. Wolfman will be taking personal time

to address his ongoing struggle with substance abuse. You know those drugs that you smoke and then shove your whole hand up some ladies, woho. If I had a nickel. Yeah. Yeah. I'd have a dickle. Can you do me? Yeah, so tie my back. I ladies, woho. Whatever I have, Nicole. Yeah. Fight a dickle. Can you hear me?

Yeah, so tell her all the packet dickles right here. Yeah, what? You know, my sister says that she's, and she's doubling down on this, that TMZ is the only non-biased reporting remaining on the planet. It absolutely is. Like, she gets all of her news. She's always gotten all of her news from TMZ and we always made fun of her and just Jared. But now she's like, no, it's the only, what do you want?

They're always right. CNN. Yeah, they're always right. And they don't care. All they care about is views. Like genuine honest views, not politicized views. Like not polarizing page views. No, no, no, no, they're not going,

it's like anyone who's nude, liberal newsons, conservative noons, just bring on the noons. The thing I like about TMZ is that they will pay for stories. Journalists are always like, oh, we don't want to pay for someone's story because that might give them an incentive to change things or not tell the truth. And TMZ's like, no, fucking, you got noons, we got money. Bring bringing on. It's just a bounty on the world is TMZ. I love it Yeah, also 11 it's more honest exactly that guy people's court by day TMZ by night. They'll do in that of course he is And he's got those awesome porno arms those just big guns that he has for like 60 years old He's always showing off his weird port porno arms, it's like good for you. Like his leathery.

Oh man. That is the, when are they gonna get to the arm surgery? Cause they figured out a way to fuck up old people's faces. Now they've gotta get on the arm. That's all I hear older women talking, I gotta get these arms fit. I gotta get these flying squirrels. I gotta tuck these fucking things in.

When's the arm surgeries coming on? They have to have that. World women, they've never heard it. They have to, that's gotta be like, and I would think, well look, some of these new ones. They need to slap them on like a he-man that's got his arms mixed up. Just get a whole new arm.

Man, he arms? Yeah, like, any arms. What they need is, because they've got bud in plants. They need arm in plants for dude so we don't have to work. I just want to walk in and walk out with just like inflated pop by arms just for a week. You know what I mean? They make us. They do. Yeah, it's cool. So you get these oil injections called synthol or something like that. I heard of that crazy dumb. Look it up. You didn't know fuck up your muscle tissue. Yeah, they're really, yeah.

It fucks up your old body. Tomorrow's problem. Tonight's problem is I have too much pussy. My problem is these 46 inch pythons. They look like GI Joe. How big would you go if you could do that? How big do you got? Yeah.

That's why I go in there and I'd be like, here's my credit card. Just fill me up to what maxes out. Fill me up to this credit card stops working. And then I'm gonna go hit the club. Like a guest station. That's what we really need nanobots that'll do that for us. Wouldn't that be great? Yeah.

Just chain, everybody look exactly the same. It's a whole world of Barbie and Ken. That'd be fantastic. I love it. Because then it would all be about what's going on upstairs. Well, you know, just be as hot as possible. It'd be fantastic. I love it. Because then it would all be about what's going on upstairs. Well, you know, just be as hot as possible. It would be nothing.

What? Absolutely. Like, there would be, if every woman looked perfect, I would not try to do, I would not compete in any possible way. No. I would never have learned to play any instruments. I'd never have learned to make a joke. I'd never need to make a dollar because what's the worst that could happen?

You fall ass backwards into a wet dream. Oh, yeah. You know, you tripping and fucking landing on tens all day long. It's all they are. Yeah, the future is a world where nobody works. It's like hell. Robots do everything and it's supermodels sitting around bemoaning the existential,

the permanent existential crisis that is life in the future. Absolutely nothing to do. Just mopey drug addict sitting around in the couch all day. But then the only thrill they can get are sex and drugs, which turns the whole world into this teetie torch kind of land that you have here. You know what I mean? It turns the whole world into this like, topless cranberry juice, non-stop party.

You're looking at the downside of humanity losing its entire purpose. And any reason to compete and anything that makes us different. If the world is steford wives, you ever see that great movie The Steford Wives about all those super happy women who have zero problems? No. It's based on living in Arizona.

Cause I saw the trailer and I said, I wanna believe that that worked out. Yeah. But I don't wanna see that mess up. So the trailer said, seem great. God, to have a stefford world. Be fantastic.

Every time I go to Arizona, whenever I look around, it's just nonstop blonde tens. I don't know what the hell happened to Arizona. Yeah, it's got to, like, set it to 80 years old. I grew up there. I know. It's like, it's like, they look like Magda and something about Mary

or whatever. Yeah, they look disgusting. They're all, they're all beef jerky and blonde hair stretched out leather. Not where I've been. I don't know. I went to Scottsdale. My other brother lives in Scottsdale and that's been there a few times. Every time I go right, I can't stop looking around. It seems like everybody's on the same weird Arizona

steford protocol. They're all blinds, they're all skinny and fit. I think it's because they're all rich, so all they have to do all day is work out. And they have someone else make their meals. If they're about to eat too much, they pay someone to slap the food out of their hand. It's fantastic.

So can I recommend that we go to or that the next road rage in Scottsdale? We can do Scottsdale, but I don't think Scottsdale is like that. Okay, never mind. I remember it's a big college town It was like the biggest I think ASU Where my dad win I found out it was like the biggest party school was like playboys top party school. Yes. I'm like, okay. That makes sense All right speaking of the next road rage. Look, let's have a little mini production meeting, huh? When's the next road rage? What's going on?

People, they, because look, let me just, let me lay it out real quick. Yeah. The people who want a party dick, they want to know when the next road rage is, they want to all come out, they want to get drunk. People are still living off the nostalgia from the last road rage.

They need their next fix. What's going on? Diego Diaz, you remember that guy who wrote the email about whether he should keep being a musician or go into production? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's setting up the LA one. Cool.

Right now, because it is fucking impossible to get an, to get an answer back from anybody. I don't know, I don't know what I expected. I don't know why I expected that the collision of music and drinking and bars would be like a Swiss watch, but it's the opposite. It's like the air conditioner that I have blowing in here that's held together with duct tape and old Amazon boxes. He's doing it. He's doing the whole thing. He's already got a couple venues. He's getting them competing.

Watch other. Oh my God, they're competing for your dollar. That's fantastic. I think we're gonna do either October and November. Okay, great. And I'm trying to do Chicago too, but man, same thing. It's real fucking hard. You get like a window with these people where it's like Tinder.

Like you get a little brief window when you first start talking to them to get in them, the venues. But if you miss it, if you start, if you dilly dally or if you have to ask the wrong questions, they're gone. They never respond to ask the wrong questions, they're gone. They never respond to get it. Like, ah, sorry. It's one of those things where it changed your email and try again.

It's like, why is it so hard for people to take my money when it comes to that kind of thing? Because I've tried to book venues too and it's like, you email people, you call people, you don't hear anything back, you go in, you ask for the manager, you call the guy, you don't hear anything back and it's like, I'm trying to give you money in exchange for the thing that you do. I'm trying to rent your space. Why is it so difficult? Because you probably make them answer too many questions, which is more than one. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.

Yeah. All right. People do not want to have to dig for answers. I'll tell you what makes me rage about this Charleston thing. All right. about this Charleston thing. All right. The, the, the, um, decrying racism, denouncing it. Yeah. Where is the, where is the denouncement? Yeah.

That every, every politician has to go through every thought leader, everybody on the internet has to go denounce racism like their posting pictures of their food on Instagram. It is so, it's so embarrassing to participate in the facade of denouncing racism, having to sit there and read it and pretend that this is a real thing, that this has any kind of weight of anything behind it. Ah, I denounce this thing. And like, yeah, that's why we use the worst words

we have for it. There's no need to denounce evil and hatred. They're perma denounced by the nature of what we've named them. The thing that you're making us do by reading this, embarrasses us all. It takes all of our thinking and lowers it to this pretend proto-human that society is built for. As though there's some kind of a man

who would see a denouncement of racism and be changed by it or feel safer by it. Oh yeah. That's so glad he did that. Oh good. Well, that's gonna change if you... Well, I thought for sure he was Hitler, but now that he denounced it,

hey, did those guys see that he denounced it? Yeah. Well, you better let them know. Because it's like we're all collectively raising the dumbest child, we all of society is collectively raising the dumbest child. We all of society is collectively raising the dumbest child in the world. Where we are all yelling at each other, you're a bad parent, you got to denounce,

you got to denounce these evil acts, or else our little, our baby America is gonna get the wrong idea. No, no, this is what baby America has to see, that we need to stretch you of the general leap. Or else the baby America has to see that we need to stretch you of the general Lee up or else or else the baby America is gonna see that we're caving to your Fees to your snow felt like feelings and I'm sitting here calling there's no fucking baby This baby does not exist this baby that you're all trying to raise and hammer each other over and pretending like

Everything you say and do has to be dumbed down to the level of a two-month-old kid is a fucking farce. Everybody who says, oh, gotta get that denouncement going, why? You know, sell? We need to sell, like, carbon credits for racism. So if you're gonna, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, apologies are not good enough anymore. If I have to read one more politician, like, use a crank, put a façade into a meat grinder and crank out a statement on togetherness on Twitter. I'm gonna fucking snap. I need money. No more words. No more words against racism. You gotta buy racism, carbon credits,

or racism credits to currency, like Bitcoin's. Would you have 4,000 bucks? Yeah, today, by the way. You know what else makes me a raise? I think I had, I think I had like three bitcoins. Oh no, you bought them for fun. Back a long time ago. Back when it came out like I had a Mickey Metal rookie car.

That's gonna be, that's gonna be, when we're old it's gonna be, I had a hard drive and my three started at one and a half and now it's three, it's gonna get bigger every year. It's gonna be, oh you know kids, all these bitcoins that you're trading around on your phone, these fractions of a bitcoin.

When I was your age, I fired up a Java runtime app on my old, on an old Pentium three Intel inside computer and it just popped out three bitcoins like it was nothing and I said, that's cute. I don't really understand this. I never deleted it, never, never thought about it twice and those three bitcoins would be worth $10 billion today. That's what else makes me a raise.

But we need it. We need a racism, carbon, credit to offset the racism. Yeah. The words aren't cutting it anymore. You go, you got to, you got to denounce it. Trump's like, I fucking denounce, what do you mean? I got to denounce what? It's by definition bad.

That's not- I denounced it as shit. I'm trying to fix the fucking, I'm just, just a guy here, okay? Trying to do what I'm just trying to talk to you assholes or to constantly try to stump me constantly. Okay, you want here, you know what? You know what, you know what, you know what, I'm gonna do now, I'm gonna fucking,

how many racism credits do you want? I buy a thousand. Give me your best, give me your biggest ones. Write me a big old check like Ed McMahon. Congratulations, you got two million bucks of racism credits. Now you can get away with not denouncing this much racism Fuck off just fuck fuck off with the with the football

Fuck off with the first soon as football starts Yeah, and by the way, there's a dickhead league a fantasy league on reddit. Oh, yeah, I don't know if it's open I think we're drafting next week as soon as fucking football starts is gonna drop because we need it We need this competition I think we're drafting next week. As soon as fucking football starts, it's gonna drop. Cause we need it. We need this competition. Custom, ah, you're gonna have to nail it to the bathroom. Ah, we got this guy on video, bludgeoning this other guy.

Ah, this guy drove, he drove through. This guy drove through the things. Not funny this time. Not funny this time, cause you got both sides on this. I don't know, what were you gonna say? A lot of things, I'm gonna say a lot of, but I just don't interrupt. I'm so upset, it's so demeaning to me.

Oh yeah, it's demeaning to you. This is the position you're in. You found like a zero with world problem. You found something that is even worse than a first world problem for your biggest problem right now to be, oh, people want me to call something that's racist, racist, but I don't want to do it. I'm going to get super upset about having to call a racist thing, a racist thing. I am now a victim. You found me. Yes, you. No, no, no, nobody's a victim. You found him. Yes, you know, no, no, nobody's a victim. It's just, it's just,

it's a, it's a, literally whining about having to call out racist when a bunch of literal Nazis carry torches and get together. Really? Carry cakey torches. They're torches are torches. They're not. Yes they are. Why have them? Why have them at all? Why did they go out and buy a bunch of teaky torches if not? Because you're trying to take us back to the good old days where a bunch of white people get together around a conservative statue, carrying torches, make the sig a highle symbol,

and shit, you will not replace us. And then run over a lady with their car. What I got from his art, with his statement was that we all know it's bad. But you know, you know, you know, it's just in January, you have to say that it is bad. We all know, you know what? You know, it's bad. Yeah. You know, here's the thing, you know, it bad because you're not gonna go to Charlottesville

and take you in the morning and carry around a teaky torch and chant. Thank you. You're not gonna do it. It's not a torch. It's by definition a torch. Yeah, that's not a torch in it. It's not a torch.

Frankenstein was not taken down by teaky torches. They were actual torches with malice. The word carries malice with it. When you say a mob with torches, people like, oh God, a mob with torches. They were actual torches with malice. The word carries malice with it when you say a mob with torches. People like, oh God, a mob with torches when you say a bunch of guys cosplaying as Trump with cheeky torches from their parents backyard. It's not frightening. It's not frightening at all. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's not frightening. They picked the wrong torches. If they know they didn't want to just have some my ties in java moving out

takes pictures on the generally moving on counselor like uh... here's the thing here's this is what i need and shanky on every argument i'm ever in right your st your smart enough to know that racers and bad your smart enough to know the racers and bad people that get together in charlesville are not smart enough to know that racism that so when president Trump goes on TV I don't know if it's a lot allow me to make my case okay so when president Trump goes on TV and goes

there's hatred on many sides there's icon them all hatred all big tree all violence it begs the question why are you so afraid to say Nazis and white supremacists are bad and we don't want them in the party? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You think they're good, Dick? This is what I'm talking about. Exactly.

It's about right now. Yeah. He's saying specifically Trump statements. I thought you were making a more general overall. Politicians have to trip over the rails to- But the reason he's talking about it is because of the Trump thing. And like, and he can expand it to everybody. Nobody wants you to disavow anything.

If anything, we want you to find a way to justify what they've done and make it funny. It's like, but he's not from the president. We want the president to get on TV and go Nazis cut it out. Shame, shame, Nazis, bad, Nazis, bad. I'm gonna roll up a newspaper. Cause here's the thing, you go on the Donald. Anything this guy says they turned into gospel. If Trump had just gotten on TV and been like, we gotta get the Nazis out. The next day,

there would have been a bunch of memes of Indiana Jones punching Nazis in the face. And the Donald would have an anti-N Nazi symbol right in the header. And it would be like, now hating Nazis is cool, because here's the unfortunate thing. Everything Trump does is funny and cool. There's a reason why people, oh, the tail does now waste the dog. He's sonic. Yeah. Uh, everything that Trump does is hilarious.

It's inherently cool. Anything he says, we turn into a catch phrase. He found a way to turn the phrase, grab him by the pussy into the funniest line of 2016. Like anything this guy does is hilarious. So if this guy just goes out and he's like, hey, these Illinois Nazis got to get there, got to get some shoe leather applied to them. If you know what I mean? Like he's talking, he's talking, if he just went out and found a way to lie, I'm just saying, don't you think that's a bit of an extreme statement? To ask the president to denounce literally white subbrances, they've got to get their ass kicked. Yeah, but I'm saying do it in a funny way,

do it in a Trump way, be like these losers, he'll call everyone a loser. He calls terrorist losers, which they are by the way, they're huge losers. He'll fill in not sees. Yeah, except how money would that have been. How funny would that have been? These losers, they like Rosie O'Donnell, they clearly do. I think you guys are building a new Nazi party by harping on them so much. Yes, we're the ones that are building that party.

You and your buddy. Oh, and your buddy. What's got your buddy elected by the the way you'll notice that we have not kicked on a trump off of twitter is it because he's constantly giving twitter attention i don't know it's because there might be a profit motive there i'm not one to say it's because they are afraid that if they get rid of that on trump that he'll go to gab and ill and their

stop that will be further in the toilet i don't know that would lot that would fix cab that absolute i it i said he was gonna further in the toilet. I don't know. That would fix, Gab. That absolute, that guy said he was gonna call in the creator of Gab. Get Gab on here. He'll be next week. Yeah. Did you get Gab on here?

I wanna hear about this. Anyway, it's not so much to ask the president to be like white supremacists, more like white super lame supremacists. You guys suck your bunch of losers. What's, come on, that's all we're asking for. Because make it uncool. Yeah, as soon as you ask him to do it,

you've effectively made it impossible for him to do it. Like why is that not obvious? He will denounce everybody. His, running, his first presidential speech, he calls all Mexicans coming over the border rapists and criminals now he didn't uh he said he said they're rapists that criminals and some of them I'm sure are good people but it's like he's willing oh he doesn't he puts out a press release that says of Trump wants a 90 day Muslim ban he's willing to

announce people who've done nothing Muslims there's 1.2 billion of them. Like, but they're not citizens. He has the right to stop anybody, he wants from coming into the US. Yeah, he's present. He has the right to say, what I'm not saying he doesn't have the right to say it. I'm not saying he doesn't have the right to his opinion.

I'm saying, he'll denounce, what's her name from the Twilight movie? Kristen Stewart. Yeah, he now has Chris. He Twilight movie? Kristen Stewart. Yeah, he didn't have her pet. He'll then announce Kristen Stewart for cheating on Robert Penson. Does that actually happen? Yes, I'll look at you. He goes, he goes, Robert, you shouldn't take Kristen back.

She cheated on you and will cheat like a dog. This guy will weigh in on Saturday Night Live. He will then announce Saturday Night Live. He won't denounce Nazi. The one time, because here's the thing, liberals are always like, all you conservatives are Nazis, all you conservatives are Nazis. And it's one of the things that is liberal. I'm like, you're making us look real bad.

But the one time we have people literally giving sigile and saying, you will not replace us. You can't denounce that. Just denounce. Just den ounce. It was one to announce too good to be true. I'm like, and they've got like peppy memes on their front. Like giving a fucking break.

Like the, what, those guys, or who you're afraid of, those guys are who needs to be denounced. Guys running around with teaky torches. It looks like they're just being jackasses. Like the real, those guys, the real guys, the real mob of guys who are probably violent are like, could, are actually violent? Like there is a level, like they do probably wanna execute

what you're talking about, like whatever Nazi believes, but they can't. Well, hey, they murdered someone at that rally when they ran them over the car. They a guy did. They were going through a huge crowd of people. And then backing up and going. And then backing up and trying to get murder, absolutely murder.

So what, we got to announce it. Oh, this thing is obviously bad, is bad. Is it so much to ask for the president to not? Because you ask it's bad because you ask you will not get it and that's what you do that's why everyone's doing it tripping over them to what Trump said all hates bad hates on both sides all these everybody and both groups everybody always shows up everybody shows up with knee pads and weapons and start stretching out before

like a big fucking melee like are we this fucking stupid that we don't understand that these two groups always just get together for the specific purpose of beating the shit out of each other and then trying to blame the other side as hard as possible. It is right. Tate on both sides. It's both of them hate each other and both of them are taking it out on each other It's hate on both sides. It's both of them hate each other. And both of them are taking it out on each other. Tate on both sides. So what's wrong with that?

Yes, but unfortunately in this case, one group decided to have a teaky torch sighyl cacky rally and then another group went up to, yeah, I'm not saying it's legal, but you call them jackass is just a minute ago. Yeah. And here's the thing. Oh, yeah, the other side's a jackass is too.

Okay, granted, but when you call these teaky Nazis, these, these teaky-ru Nazis, when you call them jackass, that actually means something. When I call them jackass, it emboldens them. As a liberal, if I get out there and I'm like what's with these fucking Nazis the a conservatives first opinion is that I'm wrong and be like well wait wait they weren't giving sick how that was the Roman so yeah you know I mean they were they were saying that the sick how was a Roman filthy salute not a Nazi salute so it doesn't mean anything because it's like liberals,

they feel like we're attacking them all the time anywhere. Granted, when conservatives criticize their own, it actually carries some weight, because here's the thing. Some conservatives really look up to you, Dick. They think you're the coolest fucking guy. So, for you to call these protesters jackasses, that actually means something. It means that they're jackasses because they're making us look bad. I mean, this is I just, I just realized what the difference is here. As a conservative, I don't want to tell anybody what to do. If they're going around doing

being Nazi shit, saying Nazi shit, whatever, just we got the laws. You can't break them ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Never, never break these laws, go around do whatever you want, say whatever you want, get a permit, stay the fuck out of the road because if I'm delayed one moment, one fucking moment, if I'm delayed, I want the worst of the worst happening to you and I'm gonna tell everybody that I was just joking when I said it, but I secretly want to deep down. But, uh, the bigger point is, I don't, I don't care. Yeah, it might, that criticism might sound, that might carry more weight coming from one of their own, but we don't do that.

That's like a guiding, that I just realized, that's like a guiding principle for us. Like, uh, you guys want to do that? That's fine. Just the laws. Don't break them. Don't break them. And you guys do like to criticize. You do like your criticism to carry weight. You like to criticize your own and other people. That's the, that's the fucking problem. That is, yes. Honestly, that is the problem. When Obama has skyrobots murdering thirty people in a wedding

i'm like that's fucking terrible when obama sets up a surveillance state and reads all my emails i'm like that's fucking terrible when trump does anything wrong the first instinct is to defend is to find a way to justify it when trump

for example i guess I'd say the recent military trains ban. When the guy goes on Twitter and he goes, oh, trains people shouldn't be, what do you say is like a myth? I don't know that that's wrong. Well, I'll tell you why I think it's wrong. If you're willing to serve in the armed forces,

I think you're a fucking hero. And I think- Well, just because you're, because you wanna pick up a gun and murder people you're a hero absolutely to do it. You love all the sports and anger, don't you? You know how a gun is the coolest thing you can do being in the army is awesome. Being in our brain. Our military force is fucking the brain is the coolest thing you could be. You know how hard your virtue signaling by setting your point up with no matter what if you're in the army you're a hero. Give me a fucking break. There's no way you

can actually think that. I'm not virtuously linked to say the strongest, bravest, most handsome people in the world serving our armed forces and we should support them and back them no matter what. No matter what. And if they want to get big beautiful tits, if these men want to go get a parent, D size tits, just strong, strong men with big, beautiful tits and run around with their huge tits, I support that. I will salute those giant, awesome cans. You're the one that likes cans here, dick. You should want more people that have cans. I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, I get details. I'll take bills.

I'll take bills. That's what I'm saying. So when Trump says trans people shouldn't serve in our military, look, if you want to serve in the goddamn military, God bless you. No, I'm not going to do it. No, I'm not going to do it. God bless you because it costs me money. Every fucking person in the military is costing us money.

But, no, there's stop encouraging people, stop spending my money to get people to make more of my fucking money What do they do there? What do they do? God God bless them God bless them for doing it if we ever need them But if we don't if we fucking don't this is a big sunk cost This is red red red red red all the way down. Yeah, only you'd ever voted for somebody that didn't want more military spending. You have 35, $400 billion down the tubes. The Pentagon themselves say they don't want the F-35. The Pentagon- We president authorized the F-35 expenditure.

I'm sorry, what? Which president authorized the F-35 expenditure? Was it Obama? Yeah, was it Obama? Yeah, exactly. But what I'm saying is, the reason the F-35 is still around is because of politicians. Yeah. Because they've been, look, it's been like a 20 year fucking boondoggle of a plane that doesn't work, but everyone's so afraid that they'll lose jobs in their

district. It's the people that you vote for want more military. You voted the same people I did, motherfucker, don't point at me. Oh, that was the first time I voted by the way, so the people you voted for did it. Look, I am finally proud to be on the winning side for my life. If you don't think I'm proud to have voted for Trump, you don't know. It's kind of like I bought it. It's like when you go down to the track and buy a ticket on a random horse, it's like, yeah, I want it. It's like, look, I'll take being a winner. I love it. The only time my life had been a winner is when I voted for Trump. What I'm saying is, like instead of spending $400 billion on an airplane

that doesn't work, spend 18 million to give some handsome guys some big beautiful tips. Why is that a problem? But your first in military, that's why. Exactly, why not have a military to put a twist in the ring? Structingly hot tips running around on on the desert so all these guys like hello. Hello. Oh my god It's boobies and unlike their shaking their tits around these terrorists get hypnotized and they shoot them in the fucking face with their f-13s

Or I don't know the names of guns anyway what I'm saying is there's nothing there's a gun that starts with F I Don't know anything. I don't know anything. I'm not sure. Maybe into something. You start teaching at the work college. I would love to start teaching at the work college. I know a guy that can get you into a West Point.

If you really want to, I can't find out. How nice is tips. Moving on. So, why don't you show solidarity and get some tips yourself? I'm working on it. What I'm trying to say is this, your first instinct is if Trump says it's bad, let me find a way to back them up. No, my first instinct is to think about it. Okay. Why, why is it bad? Why is it good? What do they, is this a right? It doesn't seem like a right.

I don't think I should be able to go in the military with like a psych profile. They're going to say, this guy's a fuck, this guy's the dark triad, this guy's got the dark triad written all over him. He should not be near a gun, a military, there's enough, he should be, he should not be within 10 miles of a military. In fact, we should just execute him right now because he's not a particularly good person to have in society. And that's our whole goal.

It's a maintain society. So why don't we just take him out of, I would not, I out of, I should not be allowed in the military if I wanted to. Cause of my psych profile. So I'm thinking, well, I don't know. What does that say? What does that say? What does that say? Maybe there's something to this.

It's all stats, isn't it? Doesn't that make you the perfect killing machine? Think about the meanwhile massacre. Like, I'm sure there were people there that hesitated. But you would have been like, let's do this. I'm yeah, absolutely. Like we want trained crazy people to go overseas. I say, I was to my master girl. It's not a good thing. It was the exact opposite of a good thing. And you should have done it. Well, you absolutely should denounce it. No, look, I'm pretty sure here's what that was. Our brave military getting out there

and taking care of business and following orders and doing what needs to be done always do on saying is this always follow orders who's the nazi here is there is you're ticky towards my beliefs my beliefs my beliefs but i just honestly that wasler's defense in the New Mermaid.

My beliefs, remember. My beliefs, if anything, you guys, Himmler, I'm trying to, I knew you were trying to think if you got there. He did kill himself. You got there. Who got to New Mermaid? Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike I looked at you, I was like, I'm like,

I know he's totally distracted, trying to think who made it to trial. Remember when they put them in those big glass boxes, like they were action figures at Nuremberg? It was like all the, I think that was from X-Men, where they did it to Magneto. I think that actually happened.

Yeah, you're right though. It was, it was, yeah. It was like a loose baller bulletproof box basically right exactly they put them in they put them like it so they can have mint condition Nazi war criminals they bring up the trans military thing to say this it would I think it would help conservative side if they're first and I'm not going to say you because I know you're a free thinker but I think it would help conservatives in general. No true Scotsman.

I think it would help conservatives in general if they would just say that 10% of the stuff that Trump's doing they don't agree with because then the 90% of the stuff that he's doing that they agree with it sees worse and seer. Like when I go out there and I'm like I wouldn't have done this Obama. I wouldn't have done this Obama. Then I then I look like oh he thinks of both sides He thinks of this he thinks of that and then when I go vote straight ticket Democrat every single time except the one time My friend tricked me it did not do it. I guess you was a good trick It like it has more weight to it. It's a PR thing. It's an opt-

I don't think you know that many conservatives though like Like if you don't think that- I argue with the moment, all they do online is, the online is not- I cross-section. Yeah. I would like you to meet real people. I would love online people. I'm thanks to the Dixho. I'm meeting, it's like dating.

You can't, you can't, if you're only doing it online with politics and dating, you know, you're not getting the full experience. I would love to know more conservatives in my real life. And actually thanks to the Dixho, I'm gonna know them. One of my buddies, Zwik, it's pretty conservative. I was at the gym the other day.

A guy walked up to me and he's like, I'm a huge fan of the Dixho. He goes, I'm a conservative. I hope you don't mind. I'm like, of course I don't mind. Let's go get some coffee. I want to talk with Tang out. This cool guy named Tyler, we're setting up a board.

We're setting up a Dixho board game night. The first Sunday in September, September 3rd in New York City. Yeah, this cool guy named Tyler. We're setting up a board. We're setting up a dick show board game night the first Sunday in September September 3rd in New York City So if you want to come to the dick show board game night hit me up on Twitter I'll give you the address. We're gonna have sign copies of my book toys for cheap there available on Amazon.com search for the word toys Number four of the word cheap. We got a mid roll ad anyway. I always sneak it in I got to come on I was just saying that because you're thinking about disagree with 10%. Yeah.

I think people disagree with a lot more than that. It's just not the issues you want them to, like it's all different, all different issues, you know, for different reasons. I don't know if that, I don't know if that trans band is bad because I'm not in the military. I don't know what the stats are. Seems like there's a lot of, like there's a lot of suicides. Trans people have a shitload of suicides. They report like, they're, I don't know what it is, a misery index. I don't know the stats, but the theirs of like

having like crushing depression is way higher than everybody else. I don't know if you can just turn that faucet on. It's like, there you go, here, military, deal with this. Well, like, you can't expect people to just deal with that. Well, I absolutely think that everything should be studied, which is why the, the, the, the US War College, the Joint Chief of Staff commissioned a year-long study

to, to essentially assess the fitness to serve of the trans community. Guess who didn't wait for that study to be done. Donald Trump, when he just tweeted one day, no more trans people. Wait a minute, wait a minute. If a study is being done to conduct whether or not it's good or bad, the decision should not be made until the study's done. The decision to let them in, if it's not a right. But they're already in. That's the thing, there's 18,000 people in the armed forces who are trans and you know what's gonna make them even.

That's what Trump's trying to do. And you know what, you know what, make them even more depressed and more suicidal if they all lost their jobs for no reason because a guy. I mean, job, it's just, you know, we're not at war. It's their income. Like you yourself, you yourself are paying, we're paying for it though. Well, yes, of course we're paying for it.

We, but you yourself have said that like, taking away someone's income, someone's job is literally like killing them. When you talk to my job, Lynch mobs on the old show. I mean, when learn Southern gets a kick up. It's a government job though. I don't know, I don't see it as gets a kick-up. It's a government job, though. I don't know. I don't see it as the same thing. Okay. Well, look, I can't convince you of that.

But to me, it's like, if you join the military when you're 18 and now you're 25 and you've been trained your whole life and you've been in the thing your whole life, and then one day someone sends out a tweet that says you're out and then you go, wait, wait, wait. I thought there was going to be a study. And they're like, ah, fuck this study. Fuck this study. You're out. It's like, that's bullshit, that's fucking terrible.

And if you ask, is it legal? I'm not a lawyer. No, it's not. No, so without boring all the listeners with gold, no, I want to know, I don't get any real information. Yeah, I mean, there's a really strong argument that that could be taking away someone's job just based on that as a Fifth Amendment taking. There have been cases that come down and say like

taking away welfare is a Fifth Amendment taking. And at the same time the military does have a lot of discretion to fire whoever they want just by discharging them. I don't know if this would qualify for that kind of legal thing or because it's just happening based on class, like if Trump came out tomorrow and said no more women are allowed in the military. Maybe we have a big party. Right. Yeah. Sure they would. But uh, thinking guys, the, they have their might ties and Bahama Mama's, um, the question as to whether or not they could, uh, or whether Trump could actually do that without paying these

people for the income that he was taking away from them. Really? Is questionable. Yeah. So, I mean, a huge lawsuit, even if it's done, there would be a huge lawsuit anyway. Well, fuck, you know, it was going to have five trans military people have already been exposed to. But I know, I've found military law.

So, I don't know. Yeah. But they, there might be special privileges that apply to the military due to its special position as being responsible for the national defense. Hmm. Okay. Yeah. I'm now I'm questioning it more. Exactly. Yeah. It's like give it give it a little bit of time. The uh, I know well, but I'm not can't give it a year. They're they're already have the job. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. I don't know how I'm not. You can't give it a year. They already have the job. Yeah, I don't know. Okay.

I don't know how I feel about it. I'm not passionate about it either way. Think about it. Like, no, like, you don't, I always hate it when people are like, what's your position on this? Yes or no, you have to have a position on everything. Like, you don't. Like, in fucking today's hot, take bullshit internet world.

It's very, it is very frustrating. If you want, what is this? Right, you're not in support of it? Well, we have rights, it's like, ah, every line, you give every second you spend making me think about it, is pushing me the other way. Right. You gotta, you have to know that in your brain,

that that's how it works. Yeah, I agree with me to eat my peas. I completely agree with you. In the 90s, peas right up your ass. In the 1940s, when politicians gave press conferences, they were asked a question, and they would stand at the podium and think about it for a minute. Wouldn't that be great?

Yeah, it's a debate that worked like that. Yes, we're instead of decent. This doesn't happen anymore. Who's the fastest person to have the shortest, hottest, stupidest answer? Exactly. The stupidest answer, the quickest. Yeah.

The answer that can produce the most claptor, the quickest, we used to have time to fucking think about it. A lot of times. A lot of times, a lot of times. It's my definition, not only is it the dumbest answer they could have given. Yep. That is a guarantee.

Like, you want to do the debate and just have like, okay, that was your answer Think about it for two minutes. Cause I'm not in the military too. Like that's part of it. I feel like I have less of a say. Cause I'm not like, I don't have any personal experience with it.

I got no dog in the fight, other than the tax money, which is my only concern, which is a much bigger concern than other people's rights, I guess. Well, yeah, of course, because you care about number one, and I literally can't argue with that. But if you're looking to save money, why not save money on the F 35? It's $400 billion.

No, no, no, look, I would, I would cut the whole thing. Exactly. I think we could spin up an army with just American testosterone in like two weeks. Like if there was, I mean, there's a reason that there's a reason that everyone has a gun because you can't invade us. Because there's a rifle behind every blade of glass of grass in America. Like you can't, we can never be attacked at home by any significant force. So I don't really, I don't really understand the need for a gigantic standing army. Especially if when we send this gigantic standing army,

our military, but you know this, I know this, now there was like it, our military spending dwarfs every other country, country's military spending in the world put together combined. Yeah, it does. It does. We protect them. You know, that's why it is because it's our, our planes in the world put together combined. Yeah, it does. We protect them. You know, that's why it is, because it's our planes in the sky going around, like it's our army protecting South Korea, protecting Japan from North Korea.

It's us. Yeah, and when- And when Trump says like, you guys need to pay more, when Trump says, we can't be the world's cop, we can't afford this, I don't think anybody really disagrees with him. No. It's like, of course not.

So I can really agree with what you're saying. What I'm saying is this, with this giant military, when we send it to Iraq and we send it to Afghanistan, and they don't win, it's like having the biggest dick in the world, but you can't come. And it's like, what's the point having this big dick if you can't mess up this chick's face or mess up Afghanistan in Iraq's? If we're gonna invade Iraq for the oil, I want that oil.

I don't wanna hear like, oh, we're good. See, we agree on that. Yes, we do. How is that possible that this is what's so annoying about it is we agree on so many things except these, these like purposefully divisive issues that don't, I don't think really matter. Like that's a big one. Because, because, because it makes sense.

Well, it makes such obvious sense. We, conservatives and liberals agree 90 percent of the same shit it's that ten percent dog whistle crap on both sides that the media makes money off of bright part has a bunch of headlines that are meant to arrange you half post has a bunch of headlines that are meant to arrange you like when we're divided

the people that win or shitty politicians should be there in the first place that's a shitty blogs and the shitty websites to the shitty television networks like if you got on tv and said ninety percent americans agree that we're spending too much on the military we should spend less we shouldn't be the world's cop it's like you're not going to tune in but you are going to tune into like oh my god it turns out that like a fourteen year

old muslim kid did this and that and they got a million dollars for doing this and isn't it bad? And you are gonna tune in for like, oh my God, the kid from school, right? Right. Exactly. And you're like, oh, I can't believe it. I'm like, I don't care.

Right. I don't fucking care. But half the people are like, they should have expelled that kid. You made a thing that looked like a bomb. And the other half of the people are like, oh, they shouldn't have expelled that kid. They only expelled because of the Muslim.

It's these weird divisive things to separate us and the only people that make money. There's everybody but us. Because you can't get on the TV news that night and say, hey, most Americans agree that we should do this and this and that. But like Trump right now wants more infrastructure spending. Obama is trying to get more infrastructure spending

past forever because our bridges and roads are crumbling. And if we're gonna pull, it's airport's terrible Yes, if you've ever been to an airport overseas. You're like what am I in the future? Yeah, I like And you go to and you guys everyone so ugly in the future Happened here. Yeah That's the thing you and I both want our tax dollars spent wisely if you're good good, cause here's the thing, if you're gonna take my money, give me something for it. If you're gonna take my money, give me something for my money.

Give me a nice airport, give me a hot soldier with big beautiful teeth. No, not the, not the test one. It's so weird to hear you anti-tits dick. I never thought I'd see the dead. But what I'm saying is we both, we both want some fucking common sense. I don't know that we're ever gonna get it.

And it's real depressing and it's real sad because every four years they find a way to divide it. See, it's a ropedope. Now, I've seen this trick. This is the, I'm a reasonable guy, cell. And then he comes in with the agenda. Secondly, this is to butter you up. To be the, I'm reasonable.

I'm the common sense candidate Astario Scus and then he hammers you with some ridiculous then he's hammers you with an ad for a book on toys There is five minute podcasts or something like that. We're getting or buying planes tits Something of that nature. All right. What makes you I'm gonna get I'm gonna get Aiden Paladin in here. Let me see if she's around Or we'll do, maybe we should do what makes you a rage. No, I'd love to do a call. I'd love to do a call. I'd love to do a call.

Aiden you there? Yep, I'm here. Hello, how are you? Hey, I'm good, how are you? Good. Obviously involved in a heated debate. It's nice, because we never have them here. It's usually like me trying to prove who is a bigger,

a bigger conservative lunatic with collars and like who's a bigger bully, but we're not bullies. None of us are bullies. We're just pointing out, you know, people need to get a ticker. Ferum, ferum, ferum. He's snowflakes. No, I can get my quick take on it. Let's hear it. Just real quick on it. Here's how I feel about it.

So gender dysphoria is considered a psychological disorder, right? If it's a psychological disorder, it means you're not qualified for military service. I can't serve with the military for the same reason, because of psychological shit. And then if you say, well, if it's not a psychological disorder, then if you want medication, and more specifically, you want surgery, you're now not talking about something that's necessary. You're not talking about something that is cosmetic. So, here you go.

That's it. Yeah, it's serious. You tricked me. Alamina, I am right. Alamina, right. This is not nothing to do with the military. Get the hell out of here with that shit. Alamina, to say this 20 years ago in the DSM being gay

was considered a psychological disorder. Yeah, we're 100 years ago. There was no DSM. How do you like that? 100 years ago, there was a DSM. It said that 200 years ago. Like, say that. What?

Gay shit. Everybody always uses that argument. Yeah, you know, I would use the argument. Because, okay, and I use, okay, right, no, right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no they use leeches to cure herpes. Like what's the, what the fuck is the point? Right. Here's the, here's the point I'm making. Sometimes it's archaic and it should change. That doesn't change. It's archaic right now. It does it. Forty-five percent. They have a 45 percent suicide risk. Yeah, I wonder if the reason, I wonder if the reason they have a suicide risk is because armchair quarterbacks are trying to take away their jobs are trying to take

away their dreams. I wonder if the reason they might have a high suicide risk is that we will harass them for trying to go to the bathroom. They want to go. This is recent though. Those are recent things. I'm responding to what your call said. Like maybe the reason they have a high suicide rate is that it's really depressing to live

in a world that hates and fears them, much like the X-Men. Yeah. Think about the X-Men. I don't remember Wolverine killing himself. Oh wow, that was cool. He did in the death of Wolverine when he covered himself in adamantium to stop the weapon X-Program

from ever propagating into kill general striker. So yes, Wolverine has killed himself. What is this sacrifice though? Yeah, but he knew it. He could have called. I mean, would you say that Jesus killed himself. What a sacrifice though. Yeah, but he knew it. I mean, would you say that Jesus killed himself? That's absolutely because Jesus was forewarned. Jesus was told like, you're gonna die. And he was like, I know, but I gotta die.

I mean, he tried to get out of it. So that's the suicide. That's the suicidal. Suicide by cop. Suicide by Roman cop. What I'm saying is this. Suicide by failing. Yeah. What I'm saying is this like if you're going to say that like oh why should my money be spent on giving soldiers big beautiful tits?

Then why can't I go out and say why shouldn't money be spent on this? Why can't we pick the color of the uniform? Why can't I say that you fucking serious? Yes, because what you're looking for is line item veto of the things you don't like. That's not how the military budget works. And if you're going to lie to them, if you're going to lie to them, so just big, beautiful tits. Why can't I lie to them? Viagra. Why can't I? They're spending more on Viagra than they are. I'm so glad you called it. And it's absolutely because the military is spending more on Viagra than they're spending on big why exactly. Exactly.

Hold on, I was later talked. There's money over the beautiful woman. Because if you go out to, you know, active combat situations and you see your buddies had get blown off and you come back from that Kind of sometimes have a hard time getting it up with your wife. That's why they spent a lot on Yagra I paid some service man dick at hard. What if I you said they were all heroes That's what I'm saying we can't pick and choose the things we like and we don't like them That's what I'm saying. We can't pick and choose the things we like and we don't like them. What's the... Sure, when you can, it's a...

It's just a bunch of guys doing stuff. What do you mean we can't pick? The military can. The military can. The military isn't like a Chinese menu. You can't really have a little column in. Call them B. Why? Because what if one day somebody is in charge and says that I don't think these guys should have guns? I don't want to get rid of all the military's guns. What if one day someone gets in charge and says that I don't think these guys should have guns. I don't want to get rid of all the military's guns. What if one day someone gets a military anymore? Then they're the DMV.

What the fuck are you talking about? What if one day somebody gets a charge and says, I don't think we should be spending money on these cool, awesome uniforms. I think everybody should be wearing really sun dress. Like that. When you get weird. Right, exactly. It's almost as weird as saying.

No, it's not. What if it is? It gets through all the generals with, I think that we should dress our guys up in sun dresses from Forever 21 and they're all like, yeah, that's a good, nobody takes advantage of this lapse of judgment in this world that you're,

like this is how stupid the scenario that you're proposing is. Right. To argue your point. Exactly. The things I'm saying make no sense. It's almost like there's no logic to it yeah yeah and there's also no logic to saying that if a beautiful American hero wants to

in the military they can't have just a little bit of money to buy big beautiful tits and what do you say about that okay well I think that if you're so concerned about these big, beautiful tits, why would you put somebody who, as you admit, has a very high risk of suicide in a situation where their suicide risk goes up by at least 10%. That's really a bad idea. Why would you do that? Okay. I'm going to say that you caring about the suicide rate of the trans community is like playing the world's smallest violin

Because if you actually cared about If you actually cared if you actually cared if you actually cared about the trans suicide rate You'd go out and do something about it. You go, what do you do? What do you volunteer at the at a trans hug factory? You just sit there all day hugging them to make them what do you do? What do you mean? What I do is I get on a show with For conservatives and I stand up for their rights. Yeah, I'm a huge hero just like them

Like People only care about the trans suicide rate when they're criticizing trans people for wanting to do something. No, no, no, no. If they're not, If they're not, the trend suicide rate, then why don't you go for your own? Hold on, hold on,

everybody's talking at once. Everybody cares about the trend suicide rate. Well, then do something about it. Give us, Stereo's, you can't fix suicide. Like, It's not just a snap your fingers thing.

It's very complicated. Well, A, you cannot make their lives harder By by sending them to war By I mean quite frankly. I don't want anyone going to war well I don't want anybody going to war either, but you don't want them not going to war because You don't want them in the military. No, I'm not gonna say what you want or you don't want what I'm gonna say is this Like you're making their lives harder by taking away their jobs.

Like what are you think's gonna happen to the goddamn trans suicide rate? Maybe the suicide rate is high, because their lives are a little bit difficult. Like if your lives are definitely difficult. If you really care about the trans suicide rate, then what you should do is you should push for universal mental health care.

Because if the reason that everybody goes out and shoot the school isn't because of access to guns. It's because there's not access to mental health care. And see, then how about we give everybody free access to mental health care? This is why, look, this is the whole problem. This is why we can't figure shit out, you and me, left and right. Because it's in order to do what you're saying, you need a shitload more of doctors. And they're all gonna be fucking bad.

Like you can't just have a bunch of mental, it's not like mana, where you can just send or mining machines out in StarCraft or command and conquer and just take as much as you want. Like you've got to build up this, you've got to build up an industry. And the industry is built up by individual people making decisions about their entire rest of their life.

Like, should I go into mental health care or should I go become a professional musician? Or should I, like, their real choices that take decades to, like, you can't just tweak knobs and fix it. This is the problem. You say universal mental health, but that's not a real thing. Okay, hey, you live in Los Angeles.

There's a psychiatrist literally under my chair right now. There's a psychiatrist. There's a psychiatrist in the attic. There's a fucking psychiatrist mowing the lawn right now. There's so many shrinks in LA. You don't know what you're gonna do. You should have beat economies of scale. Supplying to man.

If there is universal healthcare, you better believe that a lot more people are gonna become doctors because they're gonna know that they're gonna be able to go out there and make money. Every other first world nation has universal healthcare except us. Was it perfect overnight? No. Is there system perfect? No. I got a lot of Canadian friends who complain about the Canadian system.ian system yeah i was just yeah i still say that they would rather have that the american actually the one that i've i've just she's a they say no it's a top session musician he said uh he said god no no no i'm not and i was i'm sorry but he says it's a pretty liberal people but he said oh i've got my

health care here is infinitely superior to the kinectian health care system but that's that was that was one guy that's one guy who is Canadian. And I know that, and I was really surprised. It started a conversation too, before we even rolled tape on the first day of the session. I was like, you never hear that argument here. I do. Yeah, well, yeah, I don't.

I don't. He said it took him nine months to get an MRI on his knee, which needed surgery. Which is a lot of the kind of stuff. So it's like, that's, okay, that was just a, that was just one example. The guy just goes sitting there and press a button, like a fucking Xerox.

But if you don't have the money to get immediate care in America, then you gotta wait nine months to make the money to get your MRI. Like, it's not like, it's not like the America's this was perfect, it's not like the Canadian system is perfect. But what I'm saying is every other first world country has guaranteed universal healthcare except us here in America. Well, I'm totally excited to kill you like they didn't bring with that baby, right? Yeah. Here, look, at least acknowledge that this might be part of the issue what I'm about to say. Sure. That it takes a long time and a lot of patience

to think through a system, like to think out, to plan a system in your head, to look at, to really think about it, get a lot of eyeballs on it, and to keep the motives of money out of it. And that eventually, someone coming in, screaming about, give it to me now, I need this out the door now,

we need this, we need this fix right now is poisons that entire process. So at no point, is it, at no point is it gonna get better? Cause it's just people coming in and dry-humping this corpse of whatever, universal healthcare or whatever it is. It's just excited politicians coming in and dry-humping it to death.

Like there's never the opportunity to sit down and plan it out. It's like, yeah, well, let's just, okay, I get what you want. We all want what you want, but just demanding it is not going to get us there. So I think what you're calling for is bipartisanship, and what you're calling for is for us to get together, agree on some things that we all agree on, and then pass them, we both want that. We've like, the way that the Democrats passed Obamacare is fucking terrible,

and the way that the Republicans almost passed Trump care was the same way that Democrats did pass Obamacare. Like, if what you're advocating for is that a bunch of adults get together, go, hey, we've got a fucking problem here, the system could be better. How do we all make the system better? Yeah, I agree with that.

It's just not gonna happen because of fucking politics. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen because of screaming about universal mental health care, though. It's not gonna help. Is it gonna help to scream at the trans suicide rate? Who's that help? Them, really? Yes! Yeah, Look, I have bipolar, right? I can't join the military because bipolar people also have a

much higher rate of suicide and all kinds of other issues and I need to take medication every day. Just like trans people do. I can't join the military either. See, to be, if you're going to say it is a mental health issue and then it's the same thing and if it's not a mental health issue then it's all just cosmetic. It is just I just want a nice hot set of tits. You already got them. I'm willing to pay for that. Well, well pay for someone else to also have a hot set of tits. Yeah. If you can't, if you can't serve in the military because you, look, I got mental health problems myself. Yeah, who would it be exactly. But boxing and guy at three in the morning, you have mental health problems. But I think if you got into the military in the first place,

if you clear all their tests, if you cleared their psychological profile, and you're in, and you've had the job for a few years, and if you're on SEAL team six, and then one day you decide, I want to become a SEAL team 10, like you should be allowed to do it. You've already got the job. Don't take, don't. It shouldn't fire people who are already there. I'm not a rear.

That is exactly what Trump is trying to do. That is negotiating. I was taking back and said, like, nah, not people who are already in working, but I could be wrong, so. Yeah, all right. And I don't know if you made this fucking great video. Oh my god, she made this video.

Yeah, I love this video. Can you give people I'm the worst at introducing people on the planet? Like if I had Thomas Edison here, I'd be like, yeah, here's a guy who he like smoking cigars. Everybody, please welcome. He once electrocuted an elephant. Yeah, please welcome Thomas. And he would sit there with a look on his face like you just shit his pants

What's your what's your deal? How would you describe yourself? So I'm a youtuber and a social scientist so Yeah, I just make videos about I am a conservative if that's not obvious I just make videos about I'm a conservative if that's not obvious And yeah, also very rare among academics and social scientists Are you a social scientist? I wanted to give my a different outlook on YouTube Are you a social scientist for real? I? Didn't know that Yeah, yes media psychology is my primary area of study and secondary is social social psychology group in a group theory

No, shit, so this isn't your this isn't your main gig making YouTube videos. No, it's really fun though. That's fun. Here's the video she made. It was about the biggest problem fallout. It's long. It's very good. It's really long though. All my videos are pretty lengthy. Yeah. That's the nice thing about YouTube though, is that like, these red letter media videos, sometimes you're like an hour and a half,

like I love you. You watch them over and over. Yeah, exactly. The Ghostbusters video I've watched now, four times. I've watched four hours of the same video. I just love how long they are and it's going, going, going. I do agree though that it would help the Dixho if there was a two minute video that explained all the goss that we could just spam out there. You know, I mean, we're kind of, it was just top off to it. Exactly. Just a two minute

video. Maybe there could be a bounty like whoever makes the best two minute video gets this amount of money, you have to have to be on the dick show, like make it fun, make it not just work. But like, cause whenever anybody asks me to explain why is Manic's a monster, I have to be like, sit down for a minute, this is gonna take a while. You know what I mean, we know.

I know I was on PKA a couple days ago, and the trademark thing came up. This cause I was, you know, I like talk shit. It's fun, yeah. It gets people like, that guy is just, there's like, hey, this dude and there's a trademark disagreement and it's legal and it's over nothing.

Yes, it's over. Effectively, you know, the smallest stakes are involved. So come on over and see grown men acting like complete children. I love it though, it's so fit, because he takes it so seriously. I know. It's like literally Squidward came to life. Like that's what Maddox is.

It's fucking Squidward. In the, I got the trademark opposition response. Tell us more about this. Everybody wants to know about this. So Steven Birch, pro, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Keon, I'm cheating on you with another lawyer. I don't know your trademark laws in a way. He specializes in it.

He hit me up out of the blue in that trademark thing happened. Yeah, hey, do you want to fight this? Like it's kind of fucked up, what's going on? Yes, yes, of course. This is the magnet, great magnet. So he filed, he filed this huge trademark opposition. Like really, he's a pro at this. Lawyers are, everybody hates them,

but they're, I mean, you know, they already hates them until they need them. And they're the most thorough, like if there was ever a house built with the thoroughness and attention to detail that a lawyer will give you, it will last for 10,000 years. Like, it's, nothing is, nothing is stompable, nothing was, kick, nothing was punted in this document. It's like, point for point, why, what's happening is fucked.

Yes. I read it. I love that brief that got filed. Yeah. I'll post it. I'll post it here. I tweeted in Twitter locked me out for Twitter, like locked me for a day for posting. Yeah public. Yeah, your trademark office is like on a weekly Twitter band. That's that's harassment. Oh, just every Sunday. Just go Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that's the tool in their toolbox. It's not to be funnier than us. It's to silence us completely.

It's to pretend to be a cop and call someone up and threaten them. Oh yeah, that happened too. It's to write to Facebook and to write to this and to do this. It's like, it's just out funny us, but you can't. So you have to do this bullshit or you call your fucking girlfriend school.

It's ridiculous. So the trademark opposition got filed and Steven says, all right, well, they have until August, I think it was 10th to like deny your opposition. And Maddox has a lawyer, he hired a lawyer to do this. Great, which, yeah, it's great. Like that's what I said on, I was on the painkiller already podcast talking about this

and I said, look, I got a number in my head where it's no longer worth it. And I think my number's a lot bigger than his. Yep. I don't understand what, just like, just give it up. Just stop. Like, just stop doing what you're doing. Tumatics, just stop, stop this shit.

Put my, I'm a very reasonable man. You wouldn't think that, but I am, stop with the trickery and just hit me up. Hit me up through Randy for fuck's sake, just say, like what do you want? And change what you want first because you're not getting what you want. Well, you wanted was trickery and chicanery and fuckery you wanted to just

sweep it up sweep it away you want to just take it let's remind you what he's let's remind people he's doing his trademarked the biggest problem in the universe as a podcast and what i believe is an attempt to relaunch it and monetize it yes because it's current podcast is failing is not making a dime and i think in his mind he thinks he can just restart the old one. And it was the name and the format that will make it profitable again. Of course it won't, nope.

But that's what's, I think that's what's going on in his mind. Anyway, he had until August 10th to oppose my opposition. And like 15 fucking minutes before the deadline, an op, a response to my opposition gets posted and dude. It is. No, yes. It is basically, I think that's an open document too, but it was basically all the every single point from my opposition with applicant denies this statement.

Applicant denies, like 50 cut in pace of applicant denies this statement. Applicant denises like, are you kidding me? Took you a month to copy and paste applicant denises. Well, I guess it took him three years to copy and paste article transcripts of the biggest problem into his new book, Fuck Whale. So maybe copy and paste isn't his thing, but that's where we're at right now.

I guess that means I gotta like search for more emails and find some like find more things that say, this is a split ownership thing. Well, if you've already found the emails and it's gonna ultimately be up to someone to decide this. If no new information comes to light. True, and the way they do trademarks is, or so I've been told, is it's not like an open court

and a judge that you talk to, you just like file your book report and then they read it and they read it both sides. And they grade it. And either you get a big ol' f or you get your thing. And that's when the real fun starts. I guess that's when the negotiating starts. I can't believe he is so dumb to think that the to think that a format will save him. It's like people don't want to talk show because it has a monologue and a desk bit and a guest and a guest in a band.

People want to talk show because of the host. Like, that's why some talk shows fail and they succeed. If it was the format, any asshole could just get a talk show and it would be the most successful thing in the world. He really thinks that the reason the biggest problem worked was because of the format of the show and not because of the chemistry of the host. And it's this kind of dumb shit that will make him stupid forever. So Aiden your video is called the comedian cuckenary in the coal mine. And well, you tell us about it. You made it.

You can give a better synopsis than me. Yeah, I did it about five months ago. So it's a little bit out of date. A little bit out of date. It was up to date five months ago. Basically, in that, I was seeing that there were at the time too, because Samantha Bee had done something really stupid around that time. And I was like, you know, all of these left-leaning sort of more people who became left-leaning

more because if you go back and look at Maddox's website from like the early 2000s, that was some very un-pissed stuff. That's why I originally was, you know, read the page. But I was like, you know, they have to do this virtue signaling bullshit and it's not doing well. At that time, even, he was still making like to do this virtue signaling bullshit. And it's not doing well. At that time, even he was still making like maybe close to 400 on Patreon. And now it's. Oh, did it drop?

257. It's gone down. It's way less than Mad Cux. The Maddox parody artist who we, it's just who we all love. It's funny though. He's so much funny. It's like, we've got a better Maddox Maddox. Go away. Like you got out-innovated like you're my space and Madcucks is Facebook like go away. You lost.

Yeah, in your face. In your face. In your face. I think you had Cucks. Did he just do that? Yeah, he can do that. He controls the technology that we use to have people call it and Madcucks can drop in at any time. He just needs a new mic though. Yeah. I think he's calling from my cell phone.

Yeah. I'm going to play a little bit. I'm going to play a little bit of it. But it's about how comedians fuck themselves by getting too serious. I wouldn't have even thought about doing a video on the King of Cox Maddox. But today, I was going to be here four months ago. getting too serious. know for fact they had to learn as undergrad well getting their journalism degrees. Anyway, Maddox released this video a while ago. You've got this way of speaking that like tricks me into just believing anything you say. And then you've got this whole experience all having a hot sexy voice.

But also I'll fucking walk off a cliff for this girl. It's like it's great. Constant flood of like well spoken information, the opposite of this show, which is screened opinions. It's like that it's like the sky net voice. Like right into my brain, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need it, I need it, I need it, I need it. Give me that data, give me that sweet, sweet data right into my brain. A rare occasion actually, specifically to fill it to the legacy media while attempting to discredit alternative news sources as fake news that aren't

held to any standards, completely incorrect, through a weak attack on infowars and some website no one's ever heard of. But that's actually beside the point. Having seen this old video, I was reminded of the decline and fall of this man, and I am left without any other option in my brain, then to absolutely roast and destroy Maddox. A man I once looked up to. A man I once found both intelligent and hilarious. A man who I, in fact, stood up for when he made a video defending the term

Cuck because I thought he was just defying it. And I am here today to tell you, although many of you may already know it to be so. Maddox is, in fact, a Cuck in every possible sense of the word. And he may very well just be the comedian cuck nary in the coal mine for what happens to you when you abandon all and everything that you have in favor of pointless virtue signaling. Let this be a warning to all the comedians out there

that would rather screech and cry about social justice than be what they should be entertaining. For those who don't know, let me first explain who Maddox is. Okay, okay, okay, that's enough of a preview. It's a great video. This is like ASMR for me. Yeah, that's what it is. I'm listening to this and I'm getting a real turn down and I'm like, I think I gotta

go into Dixbat them for a minute. Because the stuff she's saying is like everything I want to hear about is just I hate. And like said in such a suit, like, I know. I can't stop listening to, like I feel like a 30s cartoon pie. It's like, really? Oh, grabbing you by my ears and like pulling me in. I love this video. I love the video.

I love what you do in Aiden. What makes you a rage? Oh man. You know what I could, I was going to say the one that I actually wrote down at Filly Road Rage because I do have a shred of your Santa Cuck costume actually. You do? You were there? That's awesome.

Oh man. Let me see, I might have it with me. What I could, I think maybe the one that it would be better to do a little bit more on the fly is, you know what really makes me a rage? It is people who are completely out of touch, desperately trying to ride the coattails of those that are more successful than them. But continue to be being completely out of touch. And I can bring up Maddox being at VidCon and taking a picture with all the people in

front of their Pakistan flag. People that you would think that he would be ideologically opposed to, because they tend to be a little bit more center center, right? And that's why it's clearly modeled after the Nazi flag. You think you might not want to stand in mean mug and stand next to the fucking Nazi flag? Yeah, you're right, but he's, but he's got to be hip with the kids with two scapewards. Y'all say you're so, you're so right. How you doing fellow millennials?

Yeah. Well, that's why he wants the biggest problems back is because he's just trying to remain relevant. It's like, I've been mad at Marvel comically for trying to do this. Oh, we're social justice. We have all these women. Look at us.

If you saw there was a hashtag Make Mine Milk Shake, which was a bunch of female Marvel writers, well, excuse me editors They that who knows what they really do. They all got together and took a little selfie with their milkshakes and They're all millennial. What is it? What is it? What is that is it like a diversity statement? No, they were just it just took this picture and about two people on Twitter Maybe three people said something like oh, you're fake geek girls or look at all these diversity hires that were actually hired for there. It was like three people out of hundreds of comments.

And it became this huge trending hashtag because there's these poor women, they were harassed and that's why women can't be in comics. And Marvel comics is selling like shit. There are sales are absolutely in the toilet. And so this desperate attempt to remain relevant is like we don't have any good books. No one is buying our crap, so instead let's just pander.

And they have a non-stop ad going in the movies and on TV all the time to go check out comic books, and they just squandered it with this diversity bullshit. Comic books, comic books don't sell well. They haven't sold well forever. Marvel comics went out of business in the 90s. The reason comics aren't selling well isn't because there's black girl iron man. It's like a lot of people don't buy comics.

Like comics tours have been dying. That's a terrible way to sell something. Oh, it's just not selling? Because your product sucks. Well, I don't know what to say. Comic books don't sell very well, period. The reason, that's why Disney had to buy Marvel and Warner Bros. had to buy DC

because they're content factories, they're IP farms. Like in the new Spider-Man movie, spider-man's got a best friend gank who's like a overweight Hawaiian kid well that came from that came from ultimate spite the new ultimate spider-man you know where miles more Alice had a young black friend like the comic books themselves are lost leaders the comic books exist to feed the movies and the television shows. And to see what works. And the cartoons.

Yeah, it's like the reason comics don't sell well isn't because there's a lady Thor. By the way, is Jane Foster? Like, Jane Foster is the movie, the love and trust. Yeah, but I mean, Jane Foster has also been in Thor, lore forever. Like I, when people criticize the diversity, here's the other thing I'd say, Marvel Comics has always been flamingly liberal.

I've been living liberal since the six months. But the sales are really bad. Like, most comics are selling under 20,000. And previously, I'm even like five years ago that would have been grounds for cancellation. Whereas DC and Image are selling pretty well in comparison. Like Spider-Man is selling pretty much the lowest it ever has right now. Yeah, but yes, but it's not like we have like a bisexual Japanese trans Spider-Man, like

Spider-Man is still Peter Parker. He runs Parker Industries. He's got Webware. He's still late to dinner with Aunt May and he's still late to date with Mary Jane. To use Spider-Man is the example for why Congress started selling while I think it's- Well, it about a genius. I don't know.

Like what she's saying is, I don't even know if I should say this. I, after this Google debacle, yeah, two people sent me internal documents on their diversity hiring practices. And we're talking like Fortune 500 companies. And they're disturbing to read. Like, it's like a, they've got, it's not only like a mission statement, but it's a, it's a guide.

It's like a frequently asked questions on what do I do if I'm in a situation where all of the applicants are equal. How do I, how do I justify promoting diversity from what, like that's what, that's what it reads to me as, like it reads to me as a document written to allow, like to encourage people who are margin, like above, marginally intelligent, more than, more than the average show, like smarter than the average show, like smarter than the average show, for them to be able to rationalize what they're about to do,

which is make a racist promotion or make a race-based higher or make a race-based promotion, which is racist, you know? Just by definition, we gotta denounce that part too, which no matter who it is, it's like, oh yeah. Well, we need the numbers. We wanna drive our numbers up. We wanna promote this as hard as possible.

So, yeah, this is like a document on how to, how you can be okay with just being a bad guy, like in doing something that you know is wrong. And I read it, and it was like, it was right after the Google engineer got hired. And the disturbing thing about that to me, is the only reason I bring it up is all these companies are jumping on the, like you're saying,

the bandwagon or the tailcoats, writing the tailcoats of promoting this insane diversity cult. And what's, go ahead, go ahead. Oh no, I think they're doing it because they think they have to to remain relevant to be popular because you have to engage in this virtue signal-involved shirt, but it is completely out of touch. And it's obvious to everyone, the Google thing has made that extremely evident because that guy, he didn't say anything, his statistics were all completely cited and correct.

But also, you know, you said wrong thing things. But they didn't even discipline him. That was like if they were acting like a real company, they would have taken him aside and said, hey, we're gonna put you on suspension. We're gonna let you talk to the people who were so offended. We're gonna make like a big marketing thing of this.

It was just gone. Like not pushing you, not putting you in exile for a little bit, but just a huge public execution. I think that was the ad. I think that they, I don't think that they should have fired him. I think they should, they, I think they should have used it as a teachable moment. I think they should have opened a dialogue.

And that's telling that they didn't, because it means they don't want to have one. Like they wanted the spectacle. It was like, that was Google's ISIS, like chopping the heads off. That was, hey, we got this guy. And he's, we've successfully labeled him as this. And now we're going to shoot him for your enjoyment. Yeah, like, that was, I think that was, I think, I think that, uh, because look, I read his 10 page paper. I disagree with a lot of it. But I also think that if you're going to have this company where you're like, we always do good and we're open to not do evil. Right, big difference.

Right, exactly. Because then you could do evil. But they want you to think it's we're good. Right. But don't do evil means you could do anything. Exactly. As long as you can convince yourself that it wasn't the absolute most heinous act you could have done at the time.

Yeah. And of course they say they don't be evil and then they respect the great firewall, China. Like you would think that you would think that not being evil would mean the free and open dissemination of data. Yeah. That would be important. Exactly. Look, it's a, I don't want this entire show to just be like us going down a laundry list of the thing

that conservatives hate and liberals hate. It's like, look, I could give you guys the countercase for diversity, but it's like, I'm getting like fatigue. I'm getting like, arguing fatigue. I will say this though, I don't think they should have fired that guy. I think they should have had, I think they should have called everyone in a room and had a debate I think they should have had him on one side and then a female Google engineer on the other side I think they should have talked it out and made it a teach me a moment because by

putting a bullet in that guy's head chops head right on and kicking him out what they've done is they've pissed off a bunch of their customers and they've opened themselves up to a huge lawsuit that they're going to have to settle. But they made a lot of people feel good. Well, it was a short term game because there were a lot of female engineers at Google who were like, this is really disturbing to me. You got to do something about this. It was really funny because it's like, how dare you say women are more neurotic.

I'm going to take the day off because I can't handle statistics. Pretty neurotic is what she said. Do we, do we, are we going to have to get into this paper? No, no, no. I love my God. What do you think? There's no one example. So, can we not, can we not just say that?

It's more neurotic. Like, is that, I need a paper to say that? Yeah, it's true. Everyone knows it. Everyone. We all fucking know who's, that's true. Everyone knows it, everyone. We all fucking know who's, who's, raise your hand if you know a woman who won't drive in the fast lane because she's too afraid to do it. Raise everyone in the fucking world, raise your fucking hand, send a big deal, send a big deal.

It's just a thing. Send an email to all your coworkers telling them that women are more neurotic and see how that goes over. I don't like selling co-send a, send a mask text being like, oh hey, I don't know what he asked but I think that women are more neurotic and I think that the reason they don't work in this thing is because they like the arts and they like people and not things and I think that women are good leaders because they're afraid of being assertive. Like go put all this bullshit in the email.

Oh and then by the way, make it sound super reasonable to be like Uneverydwim under this now. I know most women are but on average they are and like put on a whole bullshit show Where you're like I'm very reasonable I wrote 10 pages of reasonable stuff and my super reasonable detached tone and all of the sources I'm citing should completely forgive the fact that, hey, I lied about my PhD. Did you know that? The guy lied about his PhD. The guy said he had a picture. I can't because when you say I'm a doctor and biological differences between men and women,

it turns out you're not a fucking doctor of biological differences between men and women. It's like, wait, the guy who wrote the study line. Yeah, the guy who wrote the study said, I'm a doctor of biological psychology or some bullshit. And then it turns out, what if he identified, hey, man, man, come to your can, man, come to your can, we can't hear you at all. Your connection sucks. That was funny, though. That was really funny. What did he say? He said, I gotta be, but if he identified as a doctor? Oh, yeah. I respect his choices, but look, it's a dumb fucked up situation. Bottom line, they shouldn't fire them because they made a bad situation worse.

Yeah. Okay. And what do you think about that? You got any more on co-tail writings? Well, should they, oh, on the co-tail writing? No, I just, I originally was thinking about that thing with, um, with Maddox, because then he had Sark on on. And I just don't on his, uh, yeah, I just love to, like, I can't tolerate it anymore, but,

uh, it's the dumbest strategy in the world what he is doing. Instead of finding people that he has an authentic connection with and making genuine comedy, he's just trying to book his men. He doesn't have those. Exactly. He doesn't have genuine connections. Yeah, right. Because he's a terrible person. So what he does is he goes after high reach influencers, has them on his show, begs

them to tweet the link to it, and then expects to get some sort of gain out of that. Like okay, maybe the numbers will spike for the one episode where you have some huge celebrity, but people listen to a show to listen to the talent. And Manix is not fun to listen to. Yeah. When it comes to being on the radio, he doesn't have talent.

He should have just fucking stayed behind his keyboard. And I can't find here. I have all the Philly Road rage pieces of paper in front of me. I can't find the one I wrote there was I think something like forcing kids to go to college Yes, I know that one. I remember it when I scanned these all I remember setting it aside because I wanted to bring it in Yeah, that makes me a race too, but since we were like on the topic I had to mention that man What are you what's, what's your situation? What's your situation?

You got a boyfriend, husband, what's going on? Yeah, I have a, I do have a boyfriend. Yeah, I don't really care about shoes. Sorry. I'm just asking because like the subject of kids going to college comes up. What do you actually, like it comes to the point where you got to put your money

where your mouth is, same with like circumcision. Like when my sister had her boys, I always thought you weren't supposed to circumcise it, but then they did and I'm thinking, fuck, how hard do I want to push this? Like I'm pretty manipulative. I bet I could put some good reasons, shoot some good reasons across their brow,

but I really, this is like where the rubber meets the road on circumcision, Same thing with college. Right. Like, what would you say if you had, if you and your boyfriend, what's your boyfriend's name? He's another YouTuber. He's hard bastard. Hard, if you and hard bastard had some hard paladins. What would you say about college? Um, well, I think it would depend. The thing is, so I'm a lecturer, right, in college. And all the time I see students come in who just have,

they don't know, they have no idea, and they have no interest. I like, all the time I'll get students who, it's like, I wanna start a business. Why are you here? Why are you paying $20,000 to $40,000 a year so that you can sit in a fucking public speaking class? I mean, I think public speaking is useful in particular.

It's like one of the few things I think you can learn in college that's decent that that actually has real world applications But why are you wasting money? You're sitting around oh because they told me I had to my advisor in high school told me You have to go to college and You got to apply to 90 of them at a hundred bucks a pop you got to this is what this is what we're doing this is the game Even apply to ones you don't think you're gonna get into why not just a hundred bucks no big whoop It's like roulette. It's like chips on a roulette board. That's exactly right. Now I I completely agree with you I mean whenever any people often ask me like what should I major in what should I do should I go to college

This is that and uh you're off Yeah, that's a great idea. It's crazy. That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a fantastic idea. Actually think about what you want to do before you shoot yourself from one cannon into another cannon. The pressure cooker in America is just insane. It is. You can never stop running.

It is. And you've got to get hit. Cos like, oh, I'll miss a year. I'll miss a year of, I'll miss a year of my earning potential when I get out of, when I do get out of college and I start earning, I can't take a year off and just kind of fuck around. I got to work as hard as possible so that, so that I can get to the end of this as quickly as possible. As I need to work, put money in the bank as quickly as possible and budget so I can just

hit 65 and die. Well, that's a thing. I don't think that mentality does not go away after college. No. You're always feeling the pressure. Oh, I was saying the other day, I feel like right now, my life is not my own. Like I'm working for everybody else. It's constantly who you're working for. Who you're money to. Yeah.

Just, I don't know, maybe it's just the rat race, but it's, it's a. Doggy Dog World, John. It is, man. And Rat Race always got that Grieman behind you, nipping at your ass. Yeah. Get back to work.

Get back to work. Stop even thinking about not working while you're at work. Yeah. Get your fucking head down. Yeah. That's America. That's it. To meet Grieger.

It is. Where you don't even have time to fucking think of whether now we should be putting tits on a tank. YouTube is working. Exactly right. You're busy blowing your goddamn brains out every day all day commuting It's a real thing that people do yeah driving two fucking hours every day to do god knows what a half hour is the average fucking commute Right, oh we're starting a business makes you a fucking unicorn Only country in the world where you can just start a business. Whatever you're doing, you can just go do it yourself. You go to the bank, bitch, give me money.

Because this is how you make money. It's what you're working for. Fuck it me. I'm not proving myself to you. You know, all this, all the people just give you all this money to hold. Give it to me. I'm gonna go start. I'm gonna go do what I do every day.

But I'm gonna make all the money. That go do what I do every day, but I'm gonna make all the money That's what I'm that's but it that the the the the questioning even doing that is a monolith is a mountain people don't you Oh, I'm not I'm not the kind of person who could even do that everybody should be doing it everybody At least once at least fucking once in your life, start the business you wanna do. Go do what you're doing, but do it for you. That's my speech. We absolutely agree on this, like... Instead of going to college.

Oh yeah, no, you take your own. And getting $80,000 in debt with a women's studies degree. And then you have to go work at McDonald's and you are now $80,000 in debt. And you guys even have those degrees. Like how did you pull that kind? Cultural Marxism, Marxist thought. I'll be out of debt when I'm 41 years old.

That is when I'm out of college debt. I remember graduating from college and calculated and all of me like, oh my God. Half of my life has to end before I'm out of debt to my college. We want the same things, Dick. You get the sense that 30 years ago, if you worked really hard, that was enough.

If you went to work and you worked hard, you had the money it took to buy a house, and your wife could stay home with the kids, and if you just worked hard, life would be fine. And you get the sense that, yeah, you could just go out and start a business in the 70s and the 60s, you could just do it. Now, unfortunately, we've all kind of been fucked by the people at the top. It's really hard to go out and start a business now because you need your health insurance. Like, I can't leave my

life. No, it's worse. Right. Exactly. Because Walmart and Amazon made it impossible for people to have needs anymore. Oh, well, and they only exist because the government allows them to, yeah, would Walmart exist without all the freeways that we paid for? No. No, absolutely. Why don't they pay for all of them? They make all the money off of them. I don't make any fucking money driving to, driving to, I don't know, driving to my fucking

parents' house. I can take sag streets. I don't need the 210. A gigantic percentage of people who work at Walmart are on food stamps. Like they go to their job and then you pay for them to eat. A gigantic amount of people that work on Walmart are on. And an incentive not to ask for a raise, you might think. But they're not going to get one at Walmart.

They have to. That's not how Walmart works. That's how raises work. Well, you can't eat. You will get money. You will get money. You will get that money out of someone's cold dead hands. Well, you have to try. You have to actually be working forward.

I see that with a lot of people who, yeah, they have these. They're hugely in debt. They are working at Walmart or McDonald's and they're just putting in the minimum amount of effort because that job sucks. Why would you want to put in more effort and work harder and fight and to the nail for a raise like if you're just in a shady situation. If if at Walmart you if at Walmart you go and you stick out and you ask for a raise, you're a troublemaker and you get fired. They're you're imminently replaceable at a Walmart or McDonald's. You don't want to you don't want to be the one that sticks out the hammer.

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. And at Walmart, God forbid, you do do a good job. Eventually, they're going to make you a manager, which makes you salaried. And if you're salaried, you don't earn a lot of time. Oh, it's just, it's impossible to even talk about it. If there's, if there's, if they're making any welfare at all, though, it's, it's ruined. The entire system is the, the whole thing that you're talking about is, is, it's terrible. It's, it's ruined because of the welfare. There's no honest, like there's no honest negotiation. People aren't able to make choices based on how much they make

because there's just a bunch of free money floating around there. They wouldn't do these things normally. Company wouldn't even exist. Yeah, no. Yeah, I completely agree with you. It sucks and I don't know how we fix it. I don't know how we get back to the welfare. That's how we fix it. And so, everything's fucking get back kill the welfare. That's how we fix it.

Well, it is. You can go another route. There's an interesting thought that if you get rid of the minimum wage, then there will not be this basement of what your wages can be, right? So people aren't going to say, oh, well, I'm making minimum wage because I work at Walmart where I work at McDonald's or whatever. And that's just what they pay here. They'll say, no, you need to pay me enough

that I don't have to be on welfare. Otherwise, I'm not gonna work for you. I'm just gonna live on welfare. That's fucking stupid. Or, yeah, I'm really hungover, sorry. No, it's not, look, I mean, Mad Cucks was on the show a couple of weeks ago, talking about getting rid of the minimum wage.

Personally, I think the minimum wage should be set to $15 an hour because I think if you go, Oh, stop it, it stop just stop with that why not make it a thousand then a thousand dollars an hour ten thousand dollars an hour why stop at fifteen what's the twenty thirty forty what's the point of even having a government if it's not going to do anything for me uh... it's not good if it's not good

why do i have this gun of? I'm not constantly shooting it. Stop. Stop. Stop. I don't want to have this argument. It's way too much politics today. I know.

Everybody knows. Everybody knows both sides of the minimum wage argument. Right? Nobody cares. A half hour ago, I'm trying to get us out of this. Have I ever heard of saying like, can we stop just just bring up all the stick, can we stop playing the hits of politics, minimum wage, this, that it's like, everybody's heard this song before.

Yeah. It's boring to me. All right. But if you guys are going to say ridiculous things, I've got to say something. Hey, and thank you for calling. Calling it good. Yeah, absolutely.

Calling when people are stumping me with their bullshit, with the stereosis, I'm the common sense candidate guy Thank you. You want to plug anything? No, just my YouTube channel Aiden Paladin and also Aiden Paladin on Twitter. How you why? D-I-N Yes, a wide D-I-N Paladin is P-A-H-L-E It's not it's regular

L-E-... it's not, it's regular. Yeah, L-A-D-I-N. All right, thank you very much. Thank you. Have a good one. I need to take a little break. Yeah, I need to get some more coffee. Get it. We'll be right back.

All right, a stereosimedially exploded my coffee machine. It did. I saw it happen. I did, did you see it? I said, oh, you know how to use that. I didn't know. I didn't know. I was in. And then I was like, figure he stayed here a few times and everything and then it shot. And then it stayed yes.

Yeah. And then it shot five feet out the side. Yeah. I had to lick coffee off of a thick swall. Right into the vent. Yeah. Right into my air vent. Hey, who doesn't love to smell coffee all the time?

Forever. Yeah, it gets you up in the morning. Great. So thanks for that. No, now you of coffee all the time. Forever, ever, ever. Yeah, it gets you up in the morning. Great. Yeah. So thanks for that. No, now you got coffee in the vents. You got, uh, you got cranberry juice in the carpets. It's like having a toddler over when you have the over. Isn't it fun? Yeah. Okay. I'll get some, I'll get an Airbnb. We got some presents.

We've got some presents. Can you write a cake for his theory of his brain for, uh, for his stairs is birthday. That is. Yeah. Those are his birthday last week. That is so nice. So you thank you.

Right. I really wanted to show you how much I appreciate you. This is a. It's a big cake. It is. It's a coconut flavor. It's a fancy cake. I'm Mexican. I was really flipping out.

Yeah. We love our cakes. Yeah. Fancy cakes from that place right next to my office. You mind if I open it up? Oh, please do. Please do. This is a coconut cake.

There's a coconut flavored cake for boat. Just coconut. Let's see what gets knocked over on the table. Yeah, he's got a coffee and a like, a dying of water that's full up to the menisk is. What was it saying? I see one word that I know. Is it CAC?

Is it CAC says? The CAC says. CAC says, you're a cuck. I'm good. Here's the thing, it's CAC so I have to eat it. It's okay to eat it. But I'm going to eat it begrudgingly. Every bite is just going to taste like, you got me on this one. I do love cake. It's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. You can get a good, yeah, there we go, there we go.

Here, a cake. And I'm really glad that this episode got so political because now it's topical as well. Oh! Ah! Let me see. Wow, Cantillion's sent in the Titanic VHS. Yeah, I'm sure did.

Look at that. It's pretty cool. F, fuck this movie. Oh, buddy. I get jokes. Oh, see, I'll find a way to put that up somewhere. Somebody sent me a souvenir spoon. Oh, there's no note in it.

I don't know who to think, but like I got it and I was acting annoyed in my brain. Like, you were making fun of me, but then like part of me was like, oh, thank God, I finally got what I wanted. Yeah, I finally got one of these fucking spoons. From Alabama, hard of the South, it says, God, I'm gonna sleep with this thing.

That's so cool. I'm assuming you're spending time. Yeah, because it's so nice that you could go on the show and you're like, you know, I always wanted a spoon collection. Like somebody makes it come true. I have a weird obsession with spoon collections. I always take peaks at them when I'm walking by like trying like I I am more I protect myself more looking at a spoon collection than like checking out a woman.

I'm embarrassed about or like like I'll more brazenly look at a guy's dick at a urinal than I will look at a spoon collection I got to like have to make sure everybody's gone give everybody a call make sure they're not coming back For a while and then I'll like give a glance to the spoons. Yeah, you should keep it in it's fine. Keep it in your khakis Let's see here. We've got some emails This one's from Jessica. Hey, they're one of your three female listeners. Always with this, you know, the women.

Always they start right with the jabs. I'm just kidding. I got a fit model. Excuse me. I got a fit model related rage for you guys. I work in the fashion industry in New York City. I was a pattern maker for a company that produces mostly lingerie and sleepwear. All right.

Part of my job is making sure that any garment we had to the line fits our particular standards before it's mass produced. That would normally be where a fit model comes in. But the people in charge of my company are too cheap to be bothered with that. Instead, we fit everything on the owner who's 65 years old. She's in great shape for her age, but a 65-year-old will never have the body of a 20 or 30-something, which is our target customers age group. I do my best, but with every delivery, there inevitably complains and returns from customers

about the fit of our product. It makes me look like I don't know what I'm doing when in reality most of the problem could be solved by just getting someone who's tits don't sag down to their knees to try on our bras. Not to mention I don't particularly enjoy seeing old lady bits on an almost daily basis as part of my show. Oh my goodness. So there's the fucking ego comes in

and ruins the company, doesn't it? Oh, there's more, more, more, girl. Hey, we hire a fit model. There's literally an ocean of, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna show over my tube socks and tennis balls and tube socks or whatever It's New York City. Yeah pay a girl a hundred dollars to come in for an hour and put on your lingerie It's there's it's not like it's given a compliment. You'll do it for free. It's absolute states for her portfolio

States for exposure. You don't even have to pay her be like, we'll put you on the Instagram for our thing. You'll get more followers. Terrible. I mean, can you just sneak it around her? Let the old broad try on the clothes and then get on Craigslist later, like, yeah, come in after hours. Yeah. So we can do this properly.

So there's a whole line of clothing out there that's fit to like a 65-year-old. Ah. We're the fucking is down by the belly button? A terrible, terrible. Hey, Dick, just listen to the podcast. I wanted to say you hit the point home with the Stuttering James Bond comment. I have a bad stutter myself. I've had it since I was a kid. I even had several years of therapy learn to how to get through a sentence or talk on a phone correctly.

I tell people this all the time whenever the topic of representation and media comes up. had several years of therapy learned to how to get through a sentence or talk on a phone correctly. I tell people this all the time whenever the topic of representation and media comes up, people need to feel validated about themselves and can only do so when their favorite movie or TV shows as a character that is every quirk or characteristic that they have in themselves in real life. I tell them I definitely don't want to see any movies or TV shows with someone like me and the lead rule. We'd be there all day waiting for them to get through their lines. There'd be no comedic or dramatic

timing and nobody would take the character seriously. You don't watch movies or TV's to see yourself exactly as you are. You enjoy them because they have a large than life versions of everything and everyone is escaping them. Go fuck yourself. Let's see. I got some more stuff here. Maybe we should do bonus episode and read, just read these things in response. Yeah, sure. I'm down. I got some more stuff here. Maybe we should do bonus episode and read, just read these things and respond to that. Yeah, sure. I'm down. Or we can just talk about politics.

We just go on the Dredge report and pull the top. Yeah, exactly. That'd be fun. Let's talk about abortion while we're listening. Let's just really, let's give people the thing they've heard before. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Here is, let's see, I'll do before. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's a good point.

Here is, let's see, I'll do one off of, I'll do some off of Reddit. Actually, no, maybe, yeah, we'll do these on the bonus episode. They're funny. Let me get, let me see if Mogenfeebs there. One more guy, one more guy, one more guy. Hey Mogenfee there. One more guy, one more guy, one more guy. Hey Mogen fever, you around?

Oh no, yeah, oh my god, it's just. Oh yeah, I'm here. Hey, here you are. Hey, welcome to the show, dude. So you're the guy who walked me through the story. You posted, you posted a conversation you had with Maddox on Reddit, right? Yes, I did. You went from the beginning or you went from when I posted it. I'll take it from the beginning because I'm going to ask questions.

Yeah, because Sean's going to have a lot of questions for you. I love you, Sean. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. to. Should we do something with the audio? Is that okay? Well, I'm sure it's terrible because I'm using the mic from my laptop. No, no, Colin, Colin on a phone number. He's intelligible. Colin on his phone. I hear a bunch of alias singing stuff going on. Yeah, that's fine. So, yeah, whatever you want to call. Yeah, all right. Let me get it for you. That laptop should always fucks up. I'm sorry. No, no, no, it's not your fault. me get it for you. We're not that laptop should always fucks up No, no, no, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's we're very dissordered. I'm very close. Yeah, thank you Because this is this your story's crazy. You ready for the exciting boot boot And the accompanying shitty audio

Hello What's up? Is the audio much better at least? No, it's worlds better. It sounds great hello what's up is the audio but it will now it's worlds better it sounds great all that fantastic okay so start this story from the beginning for shons sake now how you doing snake all of you all right well if i'm starting from the very beginning

uh... approximately All right, well, if I'm starting from the very beginning, approximately June 23rd, because I have an entire written list of bullshit here, I got really drunk, as I do before I do anything important, I called Maddox on his voicemail number, which he has public for anybody and he said matters to tell him everything that not only I hate but I really think that everybody hates which I think everybody should be before they call Maddox, ex-girlfriends, anybody that you could rock. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I called them and I basically told them that you used to pride yourself on responding to hate mail and now you literally don't respond to anything, which I'm sure that any of your fans find it very strange. You disap out your book.

I go over with you disconnecting from your audience. I go over with you kind of a disconnecting with anything that you did on the biggest problem from saying things like like the Cecil lion thing how he hated him for not responding to anybody. Yeah, which I found very interesting. Yeah, that was a weird moment. Right. Yeah. He didn't respond to anybody for it. He said that because this guy doesn't defend himself, he is not going to defend him, which is essentially what Maddox is doing.

And really the whole thing was that I told him was that he disconnected from his audience. Yeah. Yeah, this is a whole audience saying that all kinds of stuff, but really people didn't love him or the biggest problem or anything because of a well-timed, wiki, how articles or like, so on articles or anything like that. They loved it because it was visceral. Yeah. Yeah, so I gave them.

So this is a voicemail that you left or a series of voicemails? Yeah, I left three voicemails. Okay. Because I feel that voicemail kind of, I was talking a lot. It's fun. You get drunk, yeah.

Talking to the, just, you forget, you're talking a lot. It's fun. You get drunk, you get to talk into, just you forget you're talking to somebody. Become a real word Smith. You can just hear yourself talking sometimes on those drunk voicemails. It just happened. Habit all the time. Yeah.

So then what happened? Almost, really almost immediately, I got a text from him uh... uh... almost immediately on the same number of voice mail uh... which is clear for legal reasons i'm sure uh... i got a saying i got a text okay

saying that it that this is that this is maddox who we now know where uh... i don't know if you guys know this his name is George okay uh he texted me yeah he texted me and uh over the course of four days we texted back and forth what the fuck really yeah like how many how much texting oh my god this is like a bad tinder move I was oh let's go I need to get this I need to get this thing going here right yeah How many, how much texting? Oh my god, this is like a bad Tinder move. Oh, it's the worst go. I need to get this, I need to get this thing going here. Yeah, put up a shut up.

Put up a shut up. Two, one day, two days, maybe, three days. Oh, he ain't rising. Four days, no Jesus for you. That's why I say about Tinder. That's why I hate movies. So tender ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha of those days really not very many text messages we're back and forth. Okay. Very long.

Oh, right. Real essays. You write this little essay, you write your essay. It's like chest by mail. Yeah, with the cut. That's what it is. Arguing is on text chest by mail. Yep.

Yeah. Oh, it's worse. It's checkers by mail. It's back. Okay. So what are you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i eventually post it why uh... because i i think i don't have a lot i think out with the fear a lot as i refer to it and i kept seeing these recurring things like that he might not

actually believe in the weird rape apologists video and all these times i think and they think that made me eventually posted is that I saw on I guess you edit a wicket pv page I honestly don't really know what it is but on the TV tropes page somebody who I'm assuming was mad because of this conversation claimed that the fan base was only 3,400 large and And I remembered him saying that. And I thought to myself, I know. I've heard this before.

Yeah. On that same wiki have page, he said that I take all of my Patreon money and use it to buy cocaine. Wait, what? On the wiki have page, look, whoever made this comment because we don't know because the comments are anonymous. Yeah. I don't know who made, thank God there's a lawyer here. I don't know who made these comments, but whoever made this comment because we don't know because the comments are anonymous. Yeah. I don't know who made, thank God there's a lawyer here.

I don't know who made these comments, but whoever made this comment says that a stereo takes all his Patreon money and it goes up his nose. And it's like, I've never done cocaine in my life. It's a really damning accusation. And it's also not. It's a weird one too. It's like, it's very childlike. Yeah, exactly.

Like, if you're like, if you have the mind of like a child, you're like, oh, this is the worst drug. He's like, that's not even the worst drug you could be addicted to. It's like not at all. Yeah, it's like you're talking about something out of the 80s kind of. This is like, you're, this like, you will learn this insult from watching the more you know, GI Joe.

Yep. Snip bits. Yes, exactly. What the hell are you talking about? Someone, so this, so this TV trope thing was, was changed around the time of the conversation you were having and you were seeing. Oh, no. Now I have the conversation, I actually still have all the conversations and the logs and stuff. The conversation started on June 24th and ended on June 27th and the, in the nighttime. Okay, so you posted this in response to the TV tropes saying

Asterios is doing a bunch of blow. And then what happened? Because I saw these same recurring themes. And honestly, the conversation we had didn't have anything to do in it, others are lying in it, fine, which we all know. It's interesting the recurring themes that come in. Like that's the same thing that happened with Bald Eagle and Clegg. It's always the same talking points that come through and all the, even the, the, the, the 80s girls job call, same thing.

They, they feel like if they just say these talking points enough that some idiot will believe them. If they just keep repeating it over and over and over and over and if they get 20 year at handles and if they post it from this username and that username and they talk to this guy it's disgusting. And of course it's all lies. It's like the idea that oh dick's a computer programmer and that's why the only people that support him on Patreon are Patreon bots. Oh, you know, it's the stereosis wife left him because she's allergic to him. Like, I've seen that one joke. Wait, what is names?

I thought you said that. What, what your wife had like allergies? It did pay off, which is why it was funny. Which is why it's weird, but it's been a trope. Right, yeah, I mean, unfortunately, my ex-wife has a condition called master cytosis, which makes for allergic to the world. Yeah. But what they do is they take that very true, very sad fact. Oh, and they say a scary ex-wife is allergic to him. So that's why she left him and now he pays her alimony. And all it's like, it's the same joke.

So then joke. Then what happened? And 20 from people. Then what happened after you posted the convo Well, I posted the leak or convo whatever you want to call it. I posted it and I posted it In the morning because I had I had said earlier. I am gonna post it. I see That this is going on. I'm gonna post it so I posted it and I posted it I didn't think about it. And then I started going to work. Right. I go to work.

And before I go to work, I stopped. I get myself some coffee. I get myself some energy drink. Because I work long shift. I'm a normal person. I work long shifts. What do you do? You want to say or no?

I feel like if I say I might be trackable. OK. All right. You don't have to say. You just. That's all right. I feel like if I say I might be trackable. Okay. All right. You don't have to say. I just... That's all right. You don't have to say. I'm going to have to say.

You don't have to say. Well, we know you drink coffee. Yeah. We're going to track you to your coffee. I drink coffee. Yeah. I put some cameras in every coffee machine. So.

All right. And while I'm getting my coffee, I look down on my phone, which is vibrating, and I see a private number. Now, normally, I do not answer private numbers, but I remember that I posted it, and for some reason, that clicked in my head, and I was like, this might be a police officer. The one time I would jump to that conclusion. Why was you saying that? that, I was using that. Well, I honestly, because of what you did, the one time I've ever,

the one time I've ever made a police report in my entire life, they called back from a private number. Okay, okay, together, the police report. Okay. So I answered it. and this is this is so like i cannot stress enough how fast this was like this is i had this post had not even been up an hour yeah what are the what are the guys say what i get a call

and um... that because you know copy is the only acceptable stimulant now again and i get a call and that because you know copy is the only acceptable stimulant now again and I get a call and it's from a man claiming to be or possibly being a sergeant of the state police what what it is like hey this is Sergeant Peterson here that he's out there is a judge Peterson okay first of all I answered like this because I just make a noise when people Okay, first of all, I answered like this Because I just make a noise when people call me on private number. That's weird. Yeah Funny because that makes it makes them talk first. Yeah, put them on the put them on the defensive When someone calls me from a private number, I always go hello. Hello. It was this because if they're a creditor

I can be like, there's now a story I was here you go to the adult that I'm not I love the Liberty Bell and more cheese steaks go a go so what did the guys say what did sergeant Peters and say well sergeant Peters and her to be perfect I don't remember the name because I was just so flustered immediately that this is Sergeant whoever the fuck he said his name was of a state belief. And so I asked what it was about. Yeah. And he didn't immediately, this is what struck me. He didn't immediately say my name or anything like that. I had to ask what it was about. He got a

Reddit. He put on a Reddit. And the state police call, okay, yeah, state police. Yeah. And he said, she got a report that this number, the number, I'm, you know, I mean, the right now was harassing someone. Okay, or other. another. And so I said, because I do, because I am meaty, I fucking knew what was happening. I was like, okay, I said, well, I have the text. I have records that I am not harassing anybody. I am not on it. I'm not on it. I'm on the case. I'm meeting on the case. Hey, I got some questions for you, bitch.

Yeah. Yeah. Shit, this one right to the top. Sergeant. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. And so, he started talking and I hung up the phone.

Okay, smart. Immediately I get a call back. Oh my God. The same cop. It is the same cop, which I answered again, of course, because I'm an idiot. I answered it again and we were talking back and forth and I just, God, I wish I'd recorded it or anything

What do you remember like what did they want you to do? What were they threatening He said well are you posting numbers online and asking people to call them And I said no, I'm not because I'm not. The fact of the matter is I'm not. You know what I mean? Somebody took screenshots of everything I said and I'm not. The fact of the matter is I'm not asking anybody to call anybody. This is what I said.

This is what that person said. This is what it is. So what was the threat? What was the threat from the cop? The threat from the cop was essentially, you will be charged for harassment if you continue what you're doing. And I asked, like, what am I doing?

Like, what is it that I'm doing that I will be charged for harassment? Like, I am no stranger to jail. So the only person that could have had your number and tied you to the conversation that you had leaked was Maddox. Oh, absolutely, because that's the person that I call. Mm-hmm.

Ah. Can you? He said, can you fucking, so this guy blows up, Mogen Feab starts blowing up my email, like dude, I just got a call from the police because of this, I'm really freaked out by this. What should I do? What should I do? I'm like, well slow down, slow down, like dude,

that's not how the cops work. They don't give you a courtesy call. They arrest you for doing crimes. Like they don't, I think maybe give me more of the details of this. And I got, I got like not, I got a little bit more than what I'm hearing now. I think, I think somebody's, I think you're getting pranked.

But I think someone's pretending to be a fucking cop too. Bueller. Yeah. I think someone's taking, one's taking voicemail numbers Linking them up to dudes commenting on reddit and then calling them and pretending to be police officers to get them to delete their online Criticisms. Can you ever heard anything like this? It's he's such a goddamn man, baby. And he's fucking caught. He's caught.

This red doesn't get any more red handed than this. How would anyone get this guy's phone number? I don't know. Like a random reddit guy was a bunch of squiggly, like a made up name. They just find his fucking phone number and call it from a private number, pretending to be a cop. Can I give my theory on it? number and call it from a private number. Pretending to be a cop. Are.

Can I give my theory on it? Yeah, go well, yeah, okay. I'm looking at man. It's not totally wrong because everything I say, you know, I'm saying like, I might be fucking up, but like what I think happens is that Maddie Scott, somebody else, else Yeah to call the state police and report it because this same officer, fake officer, whatever the fuck it is

asked me who it was I was harassing Huh! Interesting That's interesting That's very strange to me so it's out like somebody saw it ask somebody who he knew would have the number who number it was

called the police gave them my number and said this person is harassing this person and went from there uh... i don't know it It's weird. The whole thing's weird. I agree. Here's what I want to talk about. All right. So you texted this guy back and forth. He's willingly texting you. You're willingly texting him.

He knows there's a record of this and then he gets upset when it's published. I'm looking at Maddox's old shitty website here. He's got a whole hate mail section. He's got a whole section where he gives people's actual names, actual email addresses, and he publishes the shit that people send to him, and then he makes fun of those hate mail. It's like what? This is actually something I presented to him in the voicemail, saying that the reason that me at the very least,

I don't know about we, but me at the very least hate him now, is because you used to have teeth. You used to say, this is the person accusing me. This is what I say, and this is what it is. Yeah. But that doesn't happen anymore. It's a weird shadow war that I don't really understand. It's getting mysterious calls from fake police officers.

That's illegal, right? Very, yeah. Super legal, super legal. Super legal. Yeah, I can't say for certain. I mean, I don't know what the Alabama penal code is or whatever state you're in. Sorry, I wasn't paying too much attention. Yeah, that's a good.

No, there has to be indiana indiana is the term and to be perfectly honest the worst thing that can happen and i've had much worse than this is a b misdemeanor fuck you go ahead i fucking dare the worst thing that happens that we've got to be five percent time i fucking dare you

you're not doing anything though yeah i mean it sounds like somebody, somebody either is impersonating a police officer or has filed a false police report. Right. If it was a real cop that called, then someone made up a bullshit story about harassment when what actually happened is

I think that's a really tough. The guy texted you or somebody's impersonating a police officer. I think that's it. Yeah, so either way, it it's just it's just dumb he just can't be funny he just can't get on periscope and make his case while you stink i'm i'm looking at this uh... i'm looking at the screenshots right now uh... let me read a little bit of it maddox is saying

uh... that you are hiding finances from him he says that you are refusing to release financial statements even after you release everything everything yeah exactly what is he want checkstubs i don't know what the hell this guy want uh... he is saying manics is saying here that uh... there are three point four thousand three four four hundred people donating there's roughly three point four hundred people on red donating there's a three point four hundred people on reddit

there's roughly three point four hundred people on facebook three point four hundred people on youtube you know why because those words three point four hundred he's saying three point four yeah any saying you know why cuz they're tired fanbase is thirty four hundred people who cares maddox does i donate on, but I do not subscribe to anything other

than Reddit. So, off the bat, you're fucking wrong. Yeah, this is how some people argue, just throwing shit out to distract you from the fact that they're impersonating police officers. That's how I argue. And I know it's retarded. It's, it's, and by the way, listeners who are listening to this show right now, like, what Manix is doing is he's saying that you're fake, that you don't exist, that the only reason you like, the only reason you like thick is because let me, let me have another quote here. Manix says that TDS fans are the dumbest listeners. They don't want facts. They want a wick hunt

He's saying my podcast My podcast dumbest So you listen to this right now because I am from Hollywood I know it would be funny. Read more, read more, it's too good. He's lying to me. I'm waiting, and we got to get Mad Cux to read these. I know Mad Cux has to read them.

I live as fully as my gizmo. No, I'll do it next week. Because I am from Hollywood, what is that from? That's from me. It's from me when I was going to box that would i box it's any i'm not

and i'm and gerry all right and i got the brain and from i'm from new york read the dumbest part again

he's lying about his numbers if his podcast was doing better than mine why did mine crack the i-tunes top one hundred organically and his didn't the facts are ever a bit tedious fans are the quote dumbest listeners They don't want facts. They want to witch hunt. So you'll listen to this right now You know what George is saying that you don't exist and you don't exist. You're dumb and dumb. Yeah Let's see. He's hiding finance. Well, thanks for the, thanks for the really existing money.

That's all I can say. Right. Right. I appreciate it, because it's real to me. As dumb people have a shitload of money, I guess. He's saying your hiding financial statements, he's saying that you locked him out of the account for bonus

episodes what uh... uh... uh... quote he's my mic anybody know it's not goddammit yeah figures shit out uh... uh...

listen to the fact that the what i understand it is and the fact of the matter is is that maddox does not understand what made him appealing. No, of course not. No, of course not. No, of course not. It's not all this bullshit.

Well, made him appealing is to make it really dull love, but he didn't even know he had. Yeah. And once he started the biggest problem, he created a lot of love. And once it broke up, Dick realized that and he brought me, he brought everybody into that love saying, this is my life. That's true. Yeah. What it is.

I realized it long before that. Yeah, yeah. I believe that. Because you said a long time ago that the reason you're still doing the show, the reason that you're going into a room every week with a guy you hate and who's annoying and who gets mad at you for not thanking him for stecks is for the fans.

It's like talking about me. No. Hold on, wait, I want to read one more. I want to read one more, okay, one more, one more. Sorry. Who are you going? Okay, he locked me out of the account for bonus episodes. I can explain this, but honestly I've moved on man Clearly you haven't

Protected a guy for four days clear your super-chill So you have it moved on man. I haven't heard that accusation locked out of an account I don't know what the hell he's talking about. I haven't heard that one. He says who are you gonna believe a person who's kept ads off his site for 20 years out of principle or a guy Braggs about lying stealing cheating and sleeping with married women victims Why is he so concerned about married women because he's a water boy said that water boy sent me an email saying that he didn't like something He didn't want to say in public because Maddox told him that I had slept with a married one like yeah uh...

who care i mean i've said that on the show a bunch of like it happens it happens to people like you know welcome to the real fucking world i've done it too yeah it's not a big deal i don't know if i do it now i'm not sure i bet i mean I mean, but what it would, what it would be.

I bet you can be talked into it, Sean. That's all I'm saying. What I'm saying is, yeah, it's, it's, it's happening. It's not this. Oh my God. You're the worst person on earth. Or it's like it's, it's this thing that don't even, don't even allude to it.

He's making, it's like, he's making, he's making an arse. Not happy. He's making an argument for having superior morality. And then he's such it's like he's making he's making an arson happy he's making an argument for having superior morality and then he's such a weird he's anger calling the police on a fan of his what he's having a friend pretend to be a police officer he always does is like I've got principles I don't have ads on my site like well you got ads on all your YouTube videos and you used to have ads on your podcast except your podcast fucking sucks and you have a link to buy your book,

like give an ad for your own. Yeah, exactly. He helped, he tries to build himself up as some sort of moral paragon, and then he does the dirtiest shit. He has his girlfriends call up your girlfriends workplace, and then he writes an 80, by the way, why don't we get to get the 80 page paper?

Dick? I gotta, I gotta go paper? Dick, I gotta get it. I gotta get it. I gotta go get it. I gotta go get it. Yeah. Go get it because we, you need to sell it. There's a lot of bad, there's a lot of dirty stuff in there. What do you mean?

Well, because the defense, Manics's defense has, it's just, he put a lot of shitty stuff in there that has nothing to do with it like he put old emails and shit in there I don't know I got to think about it. Okay. Well, it's not well. Maybe I don't feel good about it Then maybe just release the best of me. Yeah release some slices because who wants to know anything about court Document is that half of the time they're not really relevant and what is it really relevant isn't you know what I mean necessary by definition throwing you should be a lawyer you already know how to see for himself he's throwing because

he's throwing as much spaghetti against the wall as he can and if there's one person knows about spaghetti it's Maddox and he's throwing as much spaghetti against the wall as he can and seeing what sticks. It's disgusting. He says Like Batman. I'm like throwing smoke bombs. You over here and I'm bad at rang you with the One-time phone works. He says victims don't keep harassing their abuser. Remember that he's not a big the victims Don't keep harassing their their abuser i don't know what the hell does that mean i don't know i can tell you what the fuck that means that means the person that is harassing someone is

trying so desperately to find a semi eloquent rebuke for somebody harassing them now if you get robbed and you go to the police, you tell the police, I got robbed. You're not harassing the guy that robbed you. This guy is trying to steal the trademark for a creative property that you both developed to try. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. All right. Enough. Enough. That's enough. We got to do it. We got to have Mad Cux read it. It's so disgusting.

Oh, by the way, I'm sorry. What's your name one more time? Call it Mogen Feib. Mogen Feib. That's Mogen Feib. It's a big of a long. Oh, we've been in a stop. Mogen.

I think we got to get Mogen Feib. Mogen Feib, is there any chance you can read the very last paragraph that you wrote? Oh, your goddam right there is. Can you pull it up please and read it? I like this guy. Oh yeah, yeah. Let me just pull it.

Click. Hang on a second. Sure. Because Mock and Fee, he's really funny in this exchange. He like writes some really sick birds. So, Alex. All right, are you there? Yeah. All right, cool. write some really sick birds. So, Maddox. All right, are you there? Yeah.

All right, cool. So, here's the thing that George says. George says, hi, I work for Maddox. Please don't contact us again, friends. What? So, George grabs his own phone and pretends to be his assistant in the catapult. Any rights?

Hi, I work for Maddox. Please don't contact back to us again. Thanks to which Mogen Feed responds. You've become such a pussy that you tell your lackeys. Who don't exist? To tell me to fuck off because you know how wrong and stupid you are. Oh my god. High-I work for Maddox.

Please don't contact us again. Why don't you just not respond? Like every single communications device on the planet has a block and a mute. That's what- I don't know if you know this. I don't know if you know this, but Maddox i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i I work for addicts. Please don't contact us again. What? Right. What? He's gonna pretend to be his own assistant and an innocent.

How nice of you to drop by. This is so insane. It's so insane that this person is doing this. I'm wearing this is what it was Trump's PR guy, but he made up, uh, John Green or something like that. Uh, this John Green, I worked for Maddox, don't, don't contact. Aaron, we're done. We're done. We're done. This conversation is over. That's, that's it. We've had enough. Now, hold on. I gotta, hey, uh, guy that I just told to not connoisseen, now I'm, I'm police man, Maddox now. Ha! Ha!

What's going on? You, you, he's like Peter Sellers without the talent. Ha! He can buy 12 different unfunny characters. Wow! Why does it keep getting worse? Why does this keep fucking happening? Because he's so triggered.

Because he's so, so triggered because he's so so triggered. He cannot. He can't just it because here's the thing. He doubled. It's the double down. It's the gamblers. Yeah, the sunk cost fallacy. It's like gamblers one is that you don't remember the losses, I think. Oh, I don't know. Sun cost is you just sunk too much money and you can't. Yeah, it's just some cop Cuz he can't at this point just be like yeah, I fucked up and here's what I think is gonna happen She got a call fake police man Yeah, cuz you have to go deeper and deeper and deeper or what yes to contact your girlfriend school He's got a he has to pretend to be a cop. He's got a email. Shit the Twitter. He's got a email shit

just he's got email shit to Facebook Because he can't because he can't find it within him to just admit I was wrong and here's what I think is gonna happen I think when his book bombs. Yeah, he's good that is gonna be the mea culpa I think when his book bombs he's gonna come out out and say, you know what, I should have handled it differently. I'm sorry, I was wrong. Because I think right now he's betting the farm on the book restoring his credibility and respectability in Los Angeles. But it's just a book. I know. But here's the thing. Here's who this guy cares about. The opinions of the other comedians in LA and the other comedians at UCB.

So when he has a book come out on Simon and Schuster, these idiots are gonna think, well, they don't just give a book to fucking, they don't give a book to anybody. If George has a... His masters didn't have a book on Simon and two. I know, I know, I know. But like, I think that george sees his book

as his way back into respect ability in the comedy community and i think after the book bombs he's gonna he's gonna release a make up i don't think he's gonna have a choice huh that'll get a job which you know i can't i can't see uh... i just i don't see a world where people change their behavior i guess i don't think he's ever gonna i would think it would be a fake apology where people change their behavior, I guess. I don't think he's ever gonna. I would think it would be a fake apology because people change their behavior when they have no choice. That's true. When they hit rock bottom, it's like winning alcohol, it's rock bottom. They got to change their behavior. It's like after this guy realizes that he has pretty much no fans left who are willing to spend money on him. Yeah. He's gonna have to apologize. Maybe try to start up a show with you again.

I don't know. All right, thanks for the story, Magan Feeb. Good luck. I hope the fake cops don't take you to fake jail. I mean, to be honest, worst case scenario, if I do, I could do a hundred days standing on my fucking head. There's no worst case scenario. This is not real. None of this is real. I love this guy though. I love this guy.

He's going to go to jail for a shit posting. This guy is an American hero. Give him a big beautiful set of tents. All right buddy, I'm a good one summer night. No, I'm not his choice. I ordered you two. Okay, this has been the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, full of dangerous and insane toys. And you can go to amazon.com where you can go to devastatedpress.com to buy it. It's full color drawn by the guy who's the art director for the onion and I'm really proud of it. And we didn't even get to talk about your strip club shenanigans. I guess we'll talk about it on the bonus episode.

Yeah, we'll do a bonus episode. All right, see you next Tuesday. Presenting. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. it. you