The Dick Show - Episode 76 - Dick on Bashing Women

Episode Date: November 14, 2017

Implicit and explicit misogyny, I am wrong several times, dopamine and talking about doing things but not doing them, I grade Louis CK's sexual harassment apology, getting negged about the show, antics at a smash room, Diego saves Chicago, Peach gets erased from a Maddox video, Adam Panache calls in with a Cajun meme game, a caller who went to an SJW church, Peach has a problem with me, The Dick Show Album nears completion, how Tinder and pre-emptive opting out has ruined the world, National Novel Writing Month, Layc's laugh track, an erotic story in a retirement home, and Sean fights with his brother; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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They do their crimes in the day. And then they play symphonies at night with all the angst of the crimes that they did throughout the day. And they work out their aggression and criminality on the stage, but sometimes it's not enough for L.A. Phil and his orchestra of doom. And they content, they go on murderous crime sprees. It's not fun shenanigans. It's all like Dexter,

but they're not bad guys that they kill. It's just anybody. Yeah. Unlike Dexter, right? See, he only went after bad guys. Yeah. So then you could say, oh, well, you know, that's no big,

that there was no chance of rehabilitating that guy. Yeah, just kill him. Right. That's okay. Ah, that guy. That guy hit a woman. Do you see a guy hit a woman and dexter? Next scene he's dead.

Done. Getting tortured. Right. I was talking about it. I'm your host, Dick Masterson. Whisper me as always, Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy?

Joining us today is, L.A. Phil herself. Ah. Jamie Lynn Hughes. Hi, boys. How you doing? I'm good. Good to see you again. You too. How are you liking L.A. so far? I fit in it scarily well. Yeah, because you're always late to stuff already. Always talking about stuff you need to do. You're gonna do. Yeah. Stuff like that. Rupin people. Talking about freaking out when you see a dog. Yes. That's an LA. Oh, look a dog. A fucking dog.

A fucking dog. Oh my gosh. Every chick, every chicken LA, they shit, you show them there's a test to see if you're a woman or a trans woman in LA. It's like the, it's like in Blade Runner when you sit across the table from a robot and he's like, and he's like, what if there was a turtle and the turtle was called you gay? And the robots are like, I don't know, why would I care? And a man, a real man is like, what the fuck? What turtle is calling me gay? I'll fuck that turtle. And he's like,

okay, you're a human. Yeah. Go back to. Go back to whatever you do in this world. That's like the normal response. Yeah. Oh, fuck that turtle. I'll kill that turtle. Okay. Definitely a straight man. Definitely a straight man.

You tell a robot that a turtle said you were, the turtle flipped over on its back and it's hot. And the heat is beating down on the turtle. Yeah. And then the turtle. Yeah. And then the turtle goes, hey, what do you, how many, if you had to suck on a cock, how many times would you choke on it?

And the robot's like, I don't even, well, that's a, that's a topology. I can't answer that. But you ask a man that, and we are circuits fry. That's the, that's a myth. See, I twisted it around. Usually it's the robots that are freaked out by tautologies,

but I made it so it's a gay thing. I see. And that's a man, that's what men is a secret weapon against us. Get it? Shramblaubas. Yeah, I can see your eyes that you do. Yeah, get it. You know what I'm talking about.

Why is her mic on? With us also today is Diego. Man, Diego, can I say your last name? Diego, it's Diaz, right? Okay, Diego, the guy who put together LA, road rage LA. Can I say your last name? What is your last name?

The guy who's, the guy who just saved road rage Chicago. He just saved it. Yeah. Well, I was a Jew and not you would not believe the amount of ex explaining that Diego has to do to get this podcast of venue. You know what? Yeah, I heard I heard little rumblings about that. You would not fucking Diego. Do you have the email that that, yeah, you can talk into the mic. Diego sends me an email that he gets back from a lady. He's trying to get, so Diego emails theaters to try to get this show.

But you book us at a church? No, no, no. No, it's Sean, it's much, it's different kind of church. All these venues that he tries to book, I said. He tries to get us a venue in Boston for road rage Boston. And he gets back an email, will you read the email?

Do you want me to read it? I'm turning, oh, do you have it there? I can get it. I'm just turning on my phone then. Okay. Yeah. Don't tell me Boston came with any sort of morality or. Oh yeah.

Oh my God, Boston's, they looked, they looked me up. Yeah, they looked me up. Boston of all places. Sean, I'm in the North, I mean, it's a college. It's the North East. Not only band fucking college town, because the people who live there,

the full-time residents, ain't like that. No, definitely not. So band, band from Twitter and band from most venues. Yeah. Like, there's no, there's no place left in the world for me. I'm just permanently banned. Yeah. You know, it was over a year ago, I was talking to Peach about the Chicago show

and she even said that you were going to have a very hard time booking in Chicago over a year ago. What does Peach know? She knows a lot about Chicago. Yeah, right. Yeah. Like, like, like she knows about Japan, how there's no women's panties machine and the immediate lead guy sends in a panties machine. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Some kind of novelty. What else did she say about Japan? That was ridiculous. That she can't get a look. Yeah. She can't get

nobody. Nobody notices her intentions. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Yeah. Okay. Can I read it? Yeah. This is what this. So Diego is a hero. He calls all these, he emails all these venues relentlessly. Yeah. Relentlessly without shame trying to get us dates to around to around the country with road rage. Yeah. Because we owe it to the Patrionis, Sean. Absolutely. You owe it to them. Yeah. I owe it to them. You especially owe it to them. Yeah. Asterios will be there whether or not he's asked to be there. Right. Point is we're doing a show in all these locations.

And it takes a lot of work to get guys have volunteered to do this job. I know. They send emails out and then they just never hear from the venues again. Yeah. Cause on occasion at all the places that we're not at, some complete asshole is running the email, right? They've got all the power is what I'm saying. Yeah.

So Diego's got his pitch, right? Yeah. Where he doesn't mention things like pissing contests and stuff like that when he's telling us these venues. He just sends the Patreon. So just look at this. Just look at the amount of money on this page and then don't ask any more questions. Solid, lead with your strengths, Sean. Yeah.

Do the opposite of what Denzel does. You don't lead with the truths about you. Yeah. You lead with the strengths, right? So this is what this girl sends back. How do you go? This is just, I get this out of nowhere. This is a screenshot.

Why we can't have nice things in Boston. It may be intended as satire, but too many people genuinely believe that, quote, men are better than women. Whether implicitly or explicitly, Sean, someone's really getting their monies worth out of there out of their out of their English degree Words go to whether that's a twelve that's a twelve dollar phrase. Yeah, that's she's just turning a whole phrase around and all the people who go to college their ruin Boston

Yeah, you're rid of it Whether implicitly or explicitly. Yeah. The fuck does that mean? Right? Yeah. Too many people genuinely believe, all right, we got one extra word, genuinely. Am I the only one that goes through emails

when I'm done riding them and just deletes all the superfluous words? I do that. That's what I do. Sometimes I delete words that are not superfluous. Yeah. I just delete words that belong there. Oh my God. Let's keep them words. I do that. That's what I do. Sometimes I believe words that are not superfluous. I just believe words that belong there. Oh my God.

Yeah. Keep them on their toes. Yeah. Let's see this moron deal with the, I'm gonna have a, at eight in the morning. Right. What the fuck is he talking about having a date in the morning? Call.

The answer clearly is drink. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, too many people genuinely believe that men are better than women in quotes. I think the quotes are used in the book. Just to show that she doesn't believe it. Unless she's quoting my book. Did we know it was a she?

Yes. Yes, 100%. Well, no, no, no. The name is a she. Did we just say that? Because I mean, I immediately assumed that., the name is a she did we just say that because I mean I immediately Assume it is 100% she yeah, because she has in her email Okay, the pronouns that applies to her no, okay, you know, no regular Jamie woman pronouns like her and She the way he worded it made it sound like she listed the pronouns that applied her like oh no

She talks about her self and they did it wrong. Oh no, exactly correct. This is the hot girls, like an octopus. They just, they shoot out. Well, let's compromise and say we both fucked up. Nope, because what I mean is that, you know, like, because this is such a like, like, I don't know, I say W like everything used to be PC over there. Yeah.

She added in her signature. That's like a she, her thing. So I was right. You were right. Oh my God. Excuse me, I mean. That's what I mean. So she said my preferred pronoun is...

Well, in the signature. It's in the signature. Why were you even sending an email with this person? Oh, because I said the, to the venue. Okay. This is who I get over here. It continues implicitly. Whether implicitly, meaning it's digging that word, implicitly whether implicitly meaning

it's digging that word implicitly. What does that mean? If you believe men are better than women implicitly, what does that mean? I used to know until now. Well, and this is by the way, this is getting a rejection. So you really, okay, let me go look that up to see why I'm a piece of shit.

Isn't implicitly like an implied type thing? Yeah. Like explicitly, it means like, if you explicitly state something, then you are, you're spelling it out. Like implicitly means more, but in this context, it's weird. It's weird in the context.

Okay. So like the wage gap is like an abstract idea of implicit belief that meant or better than women. Like not combating, I don't, not putting like a hashtag, I'm with her. Like that's the baby, yeah, I mean, I don't. Intersectional feminism, Sean. Intersectional feminism.

Just make that up. No, that's a real shit. I heard that last week from a chick who got kicked off Tinder or okay, cupid. This bisexual woman got kicked off, okay, Cupid and she wrote me about her story and she said it was about intersectional feminism. She used the word. I'll pretty much believe anything by sexual women tell me. Yeah. Whether implicitly or explicitly, so I'm the latter, right? You're very explicit. Thank you. Probably on both actually. Yeah. Okay. Uh, misogynistic ideas do a lot of harm to a lot of people. Uh-huh.

Not just people. A lot of people. Animals too. And a lot of harm. Because if women got more whoa, that's it. No, no, that's me. Oh, Jesus. I'm adding that. Okay. But she's not, she's not Whoa, that's it. No, no, that's me. Oh Jesus. I'm adding that. Okay. She's not she's not blowing it up enough. Yeah, misogynistic ideas. Imagine all the imagine all the foster dogs that could be taking in. Right? Yeah. Imagine all the the books that would be read and not feel alone on the shelves. Mm-hmm. Without so much misogyny in the world. You know? I know. Misogynistic ideas do a lot of harm to a lot of people and we don't believe in giving them any kind of platform at their theater. I'm not going to say the theater name just for you to go because you have a

perfect. Oh, they capitalize that the theater name in the email to like Hi, so at our theater. They went to a lot of trouble to just tell you to fuck off. Like just also just not answered. Yeah, but there could be I was insisting though. So you were insisting. Yeah, cool. There's probably someone a probably a microaggression that you're perpetrated. There's probably someone above her who actually deals with the money aspect of it. And he would be like, you be fucking idiot. Get the fuck out of here. Bitch, you're fired. You just went from 76 cents an hour to zero cents an hour.

Go back to fucking college. With you here, I want you to implicitly go back to college and I want you to implicitly fuck yourself and expose are you gonna Put the lights on are you keeping the lights on the date that they wanted? Yeah, are you fucking kidding me? Do you pay the do you pay the mortgage on this place? Do you even pay a mortgage, ma'am? Do you even pay more? Gid First question to you that's a first fucking question. Somebody trips at me.

Excuse me in one moment. Do you have a mortgage in your name? That's what I thought. I'm gonna continue doing exactly what I was fucking doing. Yeah. You're in entertainment whether you want to be or not. You've got, you've sold your soul. Yeah. Fuck your moral, fuck your morality. Anyway. Take the money you idiot. That's so that's what's. this is how hard it is to plan these shows. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Road raid Chicago almost fell through. The December second, also, because they did the worst thing

you could do. What are we going to do? To the theater? No, no, no, we're going to the Apollo. That's right. Okay, so still the Apollo man. It's gonna be a Sean, Sean, Sean. It's gonna be, there's gonna be a Scat Man, right Diego?

I just text this shit to Diego on drunk. Yeah, Diego, get a Scat Man. I need a Scat Man, I need to prove, I need to prove to everyone that I'm the greatest Scat Man in the world. I need a Scat Man, I need a Horn Man. Man, I hope I got out and just like shit on the stage. Well, it's like a German.

If he comes out and starts talking to German accent, everybody put your punch-o-zons on. No, no. No. That's the only way to get the German guy shitting on the stage and then somebody that looks like Gallagher, they're gonna go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

if I see a sledgehammer, this shit show is over. Yeah, canceled. Right. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

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You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You Why are you here? So, are you married? Cause Google said you were married.

I'm not fucking married. If you type in my name, my real name on Google, this Google suggest is married. Oh. Sean, what the hell kind of, what the fuck kind of world is this? All these computers are out to get me. What are you dating journalists?

I mean, that's, you know, it's about as well as most stories are vetted nowadays, I think. Is married, every single one. So are you married? No, never been married. Cause Google says that Google suggests that you are. Like, well, bitch, first of all, that's not how Google suggests works.

That just means a lot of people are tired. Already, off to a bad start. Well, yeah, he called her a bitch inside the first set. Yeah, but I do it like, like, south, like the boys in the hood. Yeah, like ice cube, I think, is the honor of going on. With all the respect. Yes, yeah. Right. It could mean anything.

It could mean anything. Oh, bitch. Oh, oh, bitch. That's a nice jazz. You're cooking out, bitch. Oh, bitch, look at that. Yes. Or you go like, bitch, and that means, could you please wait a moment?

Like I'm a little bit stressed right now. Yeah, and I just need to take in. I need a moment to myself before I address the concerns that you have. I know I probably said I was gonna do it earlier and I have, frankly, I have a history of disappointing you and it comes to promises and the breaking of them. Yes.

My timelines are not accurate. A lot of times. I love, yeah. But you still, you love me and you had expectations of this. I've disappointed you yet again, but I promise that I will get to it as soon as I am mentally able because I want to do a good job. Yeah, I don't want to do a sloppy job for you.

So I wanna have all my mental facilities operating. And if I never feel like I can do a good job, then I just will never get to it. Yeah, that's what that bitch, yeah, bitch. That's what that one means. Yeah, all in one word. See, what a powerful, you don't have to use implicitly or explicitly.

Sean, that's why men are better than women. Let me get off. Yeah. Here we go. Explicitly. Yeah. Many. You could say a lot with one word.

When you're out on the hunt, when you're hunting, I'm talking about hundreds of years ago, before society, when men were just running around naked in the fields with sticks and chasing animals down, and you had to be real quiet, and someone was being a bit of a goofball. And the hunting party was out there, and the one guy would look over and go,

yeah, bitch. Like, you don't have time to explain. You don't have time to explain yourself. Right. To this idiot. It's not funny to fart when you're about to spear an elk, you know? Yeah.

Like, let's see. You say, bitch, can you like, you know. I'm trying to feed you. I'm trying to feed every, but I'm trying, I got a whole system here. Yeah. You're fucking it up. You know, but I got a whole system here. Yeah. You're fucking it up. When I have time for that, it's just...

Are you trying to explain why this is not offensive? Which part, bitch? The way you use your bitch. Is it offensive? No, I mean, I'm the wrong person to ask of whether or not something is offensive. Are you gonna say it's not offensive? No, I'm just saying, I think you're as far as convincing somebody,

I think you might be crashing and bring. Why are you, wait, why are you the wrong person to ask? Because I'm not offended. Then you're the only person I ever wanna ask if something is offensive. I don't give a fuck about people who are offended. And that case, no, I think it's funny. People who are offended by things don't have enough to do.

No, you're right. No, they're dead, like people who are offended by things should all be sold high interest credit cards immediately. Like a hot, get, because they are gigantic suckers. They all belong in cults. That's who, if somebody is ever offended by something, you find you sell them to the nearest cult leader.

It's like a cult referral service. Get them in there, because they're looking for an identity. Right. That's what I think. Anyway, road rage Chicago. Forgot I was talking about a lot of them. Well you were talking about how road rage Chicago almost fell.

Road rage Chicago is going to be great. There's going to be a scap man there. That Diego's going to get there's going to be a blues activity. Blues being we're going to have a bucket. There's going to be a sash. Mad cucks is there. What sash, madcucks is there, madcucks is there, madcucks is coming to read the letter, to read the letter, madcucks is there to read the letter.

Asterios is gonna do a thing. It's gonna be very exciting. It'll probably involve dressing up. He's gonna probably have probably buy his track record. Yeah, and send me the receipts. Yeah, it's outfit. Yeah. I'm gonna give away another last episode.

It's gonna be very exciting. Oh, wow. But it almost all felt, the three of the theories are gonna be there. Oh, they're coming. Are they really coming? They're coming and they're gonna be there. Fantastic. Get it?

All right. You know what I'm talking about? Jack off, fumer for you. There's early hour in the morning. Yeah, at least one fur is coming. That's great. Coach actually, a bunch of matted fur. Coach almost wanted to come as a furry.

Oh, really? And he had the idea. Yeah. You know, that thing where you have, you have the idea and you say the idea and that's just as good as doing it. What would he come at? What would he look like? A duck.

A duck? Why a duck? Because of the duck tails. That's a chicken, bro. That's a chicken. What? Is it really? What's the, in Venezuela is the word for, what's the word for the thing that goes buck,

buck, buck. That'll be a chicken. Yeah. The duck goes quack, quack, quack. Yeah, buck. That'll be chicken. Yeah. The duck goes quack, quack, quack. Yeah, I just thought that was like Alec Baldwin. Like to say you know what a duck is. Like the image on the Dictionary, I thought that was a duck. I thought you were talking about the video,

the duck tails, the Dictionary's video, isn't he a duck on there? Chicken. Chicken, cluck, cluck. There we go, cluck. Well, shoot. Cluck, cluck, cluck me. That's all right.

So all this happens in the theater, I guess, There we go. Cluck. Cluck, it ain't cluck, me. That's fun. All right. So, all this happens in the theater, I guess, Google's it, to see what we're about. The email, Diego, hey, we got a big problem. This show looks like a fucking flying catastrophe. We can't have this at our family theater. Is that what did they say? It all started because I was asking for some production items. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go.

Yeah, here we go. Right, and hit them with a rider. Yeah, and this is nothing out of proportion. It's like, oh, projector screen, microphones, chairs. And one of the items was security. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, where was that featured on the list?

Just curious. Like a probably one, two, and three. No, just probably like third to last. Listen, smart guy. He's gonna go far. Just curious. Like a probably one, two and three. No, just probably like third to last. Listen, smart guy. He's going to go far. I know. He knows how to sneak. He knows how to bury the lead. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's going to you

tell a you tell a girl. It's going to be great. My friends are going to be there. You're going to meet me to get to meet all my friends. Me and my boy Tony, we go way back. It's going to be. Oh, they're really going to love you. My ex girlfriend is going to be there

and afterwards we could go get ice cream and she's like be uh they're really gonna love you my ex girlfriend's gonna be there and Afterwards we could go get ice cream and she's like say what bitch? Okay, then what happened? Well, she got alarmed she was like um, you know, it kind of worries me That you're asking for security. We've never really have had to use security in the past and then I just want about with oh It's just a precaution 9-, you got to throw that out there. You guys don't have to get caught. After all these fucking shootings that are happening, you're the most dangerous city in the world.

You fucks. And you, because of Obama. And you're just going to let all these guys, these successful smart men, into a theater with no protection. That's, you should have gone patriotic on her ass. I put it forward, it worked. Send them, look, I know how to talk to people. I've recently got banned off of Twitter for that.

That's what you're saying. So what'd you say? So I have to security a little moment. I was like, oh, it's just a precaution, we just wanna make sure it's a good show and like nothing goes out of hand. And since we're going to have a bar open, because they have a bar in like in house, that's like, you know, we want to make sure everything goes well. Yeah. And the next email was heard. It's like, hey, yeah,

so I googled the show. Oh, and it was like the road rage LA video. Oh. Yeah. Right. How do you end the truck of their own? That was kind of, you know. Yeah. Their own truck of their own was fine. Yeah, but in the LA video, you can really see the routing as well. Yeah. We set it up like that on purpose.

Yeah. That was a test. Yeah, that is true. See how drunk we could get people. Yeah. I was actually paid by Stanford to do that. Yeah. Grant money and everything.

Yeah, there was hidden cameras on every, everyone got tagged. Angel Kakes got shot with a homing dart. Yeah. On his way home. Yeah. As he was getting roughed up, one of those bouncers, as he was getting his ass kicked outside,

having his brother, those bouncers put him a tag on his ear. Yeah. The check back in on him. On his piss-related shenanigans. Oh, why? Okay. Yeah. Well, after? Okay. Yeah.

Well, after that, she's like, hey, so I saw the video and I, please, if we can just get in a call and like talk it out and see how everything is going, because she saw the pissing contest. Yeah. And she, there was a moment in the video that someone said something about gun. That was your brother's idea. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, I was Sean's brother's idea. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, no Sean's brother's idea.

That wasn't mine. No, but even wanted to do it. Yeah, I didn't even want to do it. I thought it was a stupid and dangerous idea. You're going to talk about how you're going to get paper cuts on their dicks. I don't want to be responsible for that. Yeah. It's too much time on his hands between working home.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that and then, was it Angel Cakes? Is that like the guy that went through the stage? Yeah, well, and then she pointed that out too Wow, and then she pointed everything out and I was like, well, uh, yeah sure. Let's get in a call You got it can I mean first of all those nice of her to let me get in a call because I can explain it Anything but just like through email it's a The slippery slope because you put on your best like Latin lover voice when you got it like oh, I'm I'm all day ago

Hello, I'm a shit producer for a way that's turning finish. I'm a sure not sure of the difference between a duck and the chicken Yeah in my country We don't have ducks or chickens. We just have socialism They are combo and they are trans chickens. Yeah. So what'd you say? I just kind of just talked it through with what everything was, step by step,

what the show was about, what was that, what wasn't that? Good bullshitter. You can hear it. And I just had to move it around it and eventually she's like, oh yeah, yeah, I get it. Oh, I'm actually like, I love satire and whatever. Okay. Yeah cool. Yeah, yeah And eventually she she's happy with it. Oh, we got security nice job

Everything is going well. We got some security and they're gonna each be armed with two paintball guns And they're gonna just devastate anybody in the audience That would be fuck's around if you if you open your mouth Staining your paintball right in the back of your throat. Yeah, there's gonna be like a sharp shooter. I got the American sniper, that guy, what's his name? Kyle Johnson. Well, he's dead.

Whoops. Yeah. But the actor that plays him. Yeah, brother. I got Bradley Cooper. Yeah. Bradley Cooper. Chris Kyle was here.

Chris Kyle. That was a veteran stage joke. Yeah, that was supposed to that was a respectful joke so very funny. Okay, December 2nd Chicago road rage Chicago Bytec it's be there. Yeah, get your first shit on Okay, what do I get to talk about today? Thank you Diego for that presentation of emails. Let's see, sexual harassment's been happening. You interested in that at all?

It's kind of a downer. Well, you can't get away from it. No, it's just, it's everywhere. Everybody's coming out of it. I will tell you this. I am, I did one of the fucking most fun things last night. Yeah. I am sores fuck, first of all.

Uh huh. But I walk upstairs and Jamie and 80's grow. It was George to K involved in anyway. No, no. All right. I walk upstairs and Jamie and 80's grow are, they got that, we're being good. Look on their faces. No. And it starts with the 80s you're all going, okay, we have an idea.

And it's, first of all, let me just say this will be great for the show. Okay, wait, you don't have to go through, just how much is it? You gotta leave with the, yeah, just tell me the price of it. We went to this thing called the Smash Room. Oh, downtown. Have you heard about, have you heard about these, Sean? Have you heard about these things? Smash room, I don't think so.

What it is, it's a very interesting business. Is it like a room that's just like a mosh pit? Yes, it's like it's a place where you go and buy garbage. And then you smash the garbage. Oh, man. in a room. That sounds fucking awesome. Dude, it is. It fucking is.

So these two get the bright idea to go down to the smash them. What's that? Well, you get shit like printers. Yeah. And you can just office space the shit out of it. Television's and you like, there's a whole array of bevy of weapons. Like sledgehammers, shovels, bats, and bats that have the fuck beat out of them already. Rubber, things, even idiotic weapons, like rubber mallets.

Who the fuck? What am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, is rubber mallets for? But good, like a pipe, a pipe that's already been broke, spent. So you don't have to feel bad about bending the pipe. Right. So they get this idea. God, that sounds so much fun. It was so much fun.

It was so much fun. It was so much fun. But these two geniuses, I think people need that now more than ever. Yes. I'll tell you, we got a printer. You have to buy all this shit. Yeah. We're in there haggling for broken garbage.

It's like it's the apocalypse. So you can haggle? Well, yeah, I mean, you can always haggle. Well, no, no, but I'm gonna have to. We can haggle right now. Right now. You could hold me up for extra money just to finish this episode.

We got the printer because of my boo boo. So you got a, we got the printer because of your boobs. My boo boo. Yeah, I'll get there. I think it was a little bit of both. These two, do you mini skirt and a halter top and yoga pants and a sports bra to go to a mechanical, an industrial carnage room. You understand?

Nothing. Right. Like a video game, they're dressed like... Basically, they did. ...Valley Pop Chainsaw, video game, to go into this smash room where we go and buy, walk it in the guys like, oh, you know, it's going to be a million bucks, I don't know. Okay. Yeah.

And he goes, you get a box of garbage. And if you want extra garbage, just go in the back, and we could sell you some nice garbage. You could take into your room with you and destroy. Can you bring your own garbage for like a corking fee? Very funny. Very good. I don't know.

I'll ask him next time, because I have a feeling that I'm gonna be talked into going back there. But we go in the back, we go in the back to check out this man's garbage, and there are two beautiful glass shower doors like out of a mansion, you know, like eight foot tall with the pipes on it, just two of them, the pipes,

like the handles, like the cron handles, yeah, so I'm like, oh, got it. All right, this is, like the handles. Oh, they're wrong handles, yeah, so I'm like, oh, got it. All right, this is, this is fate. Yeah, get these two, get these two bronze hooked up with some, with some glass doors, right? Two for two, done, sold. My God, we'll take it to sold, two of the, two, your finest glass doors, you got two,

we'll take both of them. Right. Line them up in there. We get dressed up like a biohazard room, paintball masks. The worst safety gear on the planet for what's going on. Like we're smashing paper weights with sledge hammers. Yeah. Paper, like safety outfits.

Disposable safetymers. Yeah. And we have paper, like safety outfits. Disposable safety outfits. Yeah. Like that you would, you would wear this into like a butterfly house to make sure they didn't get any pollen on you. This can't be like properly insured. If that's what they're doing. I don't know how it's still up today. Like we're, I drove, I drove a sledgehammer straight through the fucking foundation. Did you? Like I was being safe, I was being safe and responsible in there and keeping everything on the smashing barrel. Like as was instructed to me, but these girls get in there and turn into monsters.

Yeah. Sean, I'm trying, we're given like, we're red instructions that are completely pointless because at some point, like I know it's just these two guys renting a space that they probably lied to get, I hope they did, because nothing is stopping people from taking sledgehammers to each other's heads in this environment. No. Especially with these two broads.

How many people do you think whack themselves like in the legs? Both of them did. Yeah. Both of them did. Both of them, Jamie is winding up like Babe Rue, like Casey at the bat, every time there's broken glass everywhere, she goes down like six times. And every time I'm thinking, oh my, she's gonna hop up with an ass full of glass.

That's it. This is not, Aity's girl wax herself, she's got to bruise the size of a cantaloupe from over swinging because they get so shawne these chicks get so jazzed up with some kind of energy, some kind of terrible anti-male hatred. Some kind of penis crushing hatred in them causes them to behave like monsters

when they're given the opportunity to finally destroy them. Never have I seen that's, play should have just been called penis envy. Get out your penis envy. Get out your penis envy. Cause I'm behaving responsibly. Like I'm just unscrewing things and like, oh there it's dismantled.

That's just the same as smashing it up. Like taping all the little fasteners together for later. Is that what you're, yeah. Like I don't get it as a man. I'm about building things up. You guys get in there. Jamie and 80's girl and they're just, they're taking these giant metal, uh, phallic representations of everything that's wrong with them. It's smashing things that men have created and built. Is that not what was going on? I mean, it's pretty accurate. Yeah. Just drawing it, like swinging, swinging like they're gonna break the earth into.

Yeah. With these bats. Just concrete. I mean, it was concrete. It was the foundation, like, it was just a bunch of craters when we left. Oh my god. Straight up, dude.

Like, I'm hitting, I'm trying to break a cell phone. That was the hardest one to break because he had to aim. Yeah, that was, that was embarrassing. Yeah. The kind of break. Have you ever used a sledgehammer before? Have you ever used one out of anger? No, no, I don't much harder to use. Yeah, to hit something this big.

Yeah, and to make it look cool because they're looking at you the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even in the, even in the paper suits They look hot, you know what I'm saying. I still want to put on a good show. Right. I'll show this bitch. I'm gonna smash this I'm gonna turn this I'll show this cell phone who's gay The hell out of it with this sledgehammer complete miss like a fuck man right through the concrete, right? What was I saying? The doors.

How much was it? They turned into the whole thing. Well, the phone. I'm curious. It was like an old Nokia. So you pay for three people, it was like $150, $160, something like that. And you'd get just boxes of garbage, items of garbage. Like a fucking inventory in a video game, like in Fallout.

Like they select your garbage and you just get like this. And I'm thinking, isn't this stuff like, to like a dollar at Goodwill? Can you just go down the street and scoop up garbage? Like, can't you, does it have to be a, did you have to itemize the amount of fun that I could have? Can I just beat myself senseless in here? And then like, can your business be built on the idea that people will become tired of mindlessly bashing things

like they're in fucking a prison in the 1930s? Does it have to be like, do I have to start rationing my garbage right now? Cause the girls go right for the good stuff. Oh my god, okay. Well, there you go, kids. I guess dad will just smash this. I'll smash the box when you guys are done playing with the good stuff.

So we go to the back and there's the two big glass doors, right? Of course, you know, I already said, how could you say no to that? Yeah. 100 bucks for two glass doors. Oh my God, whatever, it's gonna be fun. Be a great video. That's what everything is now, right?

Yeah. Just paying for that sweet slow mo, sweet grams, dropping money, dropping money, you're dropping money for the sweet Instagram videos. So we get in there and Jamie winds up like she's at Fenway, like she was in the Superland the World Series. For Houston.

All right. Here's, she's telling herself, this one she's doing the sign of the cross and she's like, this one's for the hurricane. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm across the room. Across the room. Like we're standing there getting a video of Jamie. Her door explodes and sends glass,

shrapnel everywhere in a way that is not safe at all. I would guess not. And smash is a door that's three feet from us. Yeah. So I was like, oh, well, there goes a hundred bucks. Yeah. Highly satisfying. I'll bet. Now, are there other people there who are doing it? There weren't when we were bucks. Yeah. Highly satisfying. Oh, bad.

Now are there other people there who were doing it? No, we weren't there. But I went and I got a more stuff. I felt bad so I went and I haggled for, well, I convinced them to give us more things. Yeah. Jamie left. Oh man, thank God she's here.

She's gonna come back looking like fucking Santa Claus. Yeah. With broken garbage. Just smash. So I got to do the Claus. Yeah, with broken garbage. Smash. So I got to do the printer. Oh, I bet that was fun. I came back with a printer and a breadpan, which we got a lot of pink breadpan. We got a lot of stuff.

All right. That fucking printer, man. I was thinking of Mad Cucks the whole time. Yeah, exactly. I'm ranting about printers. Yeah. Right. Smashing the fuck out of that thing.

Yeah. I'm telling you, when we finally get robots, like sex robots, it's gonna be a gruesome future of torture and dismemberment. There was nothing more satisfying. If technology could be condensed into a person, and then you could just walk like a simulant, a replicant, and you could just walk up and shank them.

Yeah. Man, this is fuck you for fucking up. My McDonald's orders, you stupid robotic pieces shit. Every time, so satisfying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 80s girl walked out and said, oh man, I really wanna go kick one of these homeless people. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe this is girls, maybe this is a once a month kind of trip. Yeah. Not every day, not every weekend kind of thing. You guys are losing touch. It was downtown. I really just want to kick one of these homeless people. They didn't get enough.

It's called the rage ground. What was those guys' names? Peter and... Oh, don't ask me. Peter and Ernesto. Okay. Sounds fun. Yeah. It no Sounds fun. Yeah. Sounds fun.

In no way can that last? We're writing on surveillance footage, by the way. You should do it. I wanna do it. You should bring it dude. You should bring a cheap guitar. Really? And get all of your angst out.

Yeah. You know, on music. Yeah. I'm just destroyed. Destroy a cheap guitar. Oh, and they said they could open the doors and have like, a big orgy. Yeah, a big orgy of chaos.

Oh, destruction. Wow. I thought it would be dumb, but it was fun. No, it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. I figured out how to, I'd tie a humidifier around the ceiling. So we could bat it like a,

you got to make everything in the out of. Oh, yeah, because I'm Mexican. I get it very funny. And then they gave me the child-sized protective outfit. Yeah, what the? Jamie looked like a an R person. I'm not saying the word anymore. Oh suit my TV suit Okay, what else do I got? Sexual harassment. Oh boy. You see that Louis C. Cape apology?

Mm-hmm. I don't know. It annoys me. It annoys me that everybody is so excited about his apology. Does that annoy anybody else? Does that make anybody else arranged? Are people really excited about it? Oh yeah.

It's like they're watching, it's like they're watching. Is it because it's like perceived as being good in comparison to say Kevin Spacey? Yes, it's like they're watching a fucking, it's like they're watching the LPGA tour or the LPGA, it's like they're watching golf. And they see his apology.

Oh my God. Oh, very well done. Great effort. Very good sexual harassment policy. And I'm thinking, is it what the fuck is wrong with you that you get any enjoyment out of this apology at all? Why do you have, why do you have any dog in this fight? They're trying to condition people into just giving the apology because that's what they want is to kiss the ring. Who? Those people. Those people. It's the whole thing from soup to nuts has me pissed off.

And I'll tell you why. Because first of all, first of all, the idea that our entire culture, our entire tenderized culture has turned any kind of sexual overture that you cannot preemptively opt out of into harassment. That's the fucking future dude, walking up to a chick and saying, how you doing? I really like your shoes. That's fucking harassment in the future. And it's not the same as assault, but it's going to be just as offensive when the only

way chicks deal with men Is by clicking or not clicking on a picture that has a red circle next to it Yeah, the fact that everything is so many things are put on a similar or the same level is fucked up It's fucked. It's fucked and they're terrified of it. Yeah. Oh Well, he's he said this. Oh, he's this to me. He asked me if I wanted to watch him jack off. What's the fucking, so what? Just say no. Just say fucking no. Just say no or, or I don't know, tell everybody a why you deserve to be there getting a special audience with the king of money. Like, well, I'm not there.

Louis C. K is in asking a stereo so if he wants to come watch him jack off and exchange a business shitty comic show. You know what I mean? It's just a bunch of lies. Lies and every fucking everybody's lying. The people who golf clap at the apology is like, the only reason you're satisfied with it

is because you don't want to feel like a creep For still thinking he's funny. You don't give a fuck about the person If Louis CK had jacked off in front of me and then apologize to the internet I wouldn't feel any better. I would still have seen his dick. Yeah, how about putting me in the show? How about how about removing the memory of your how about you looking at another guy's dick? How about Louis? Here's an apology. I jacked off in front of this female comic and I kind of like implied that it was happening and I took advantage of how much she liked me, right? Like like anyone likes him and not just this deification of him in comedy.

Like, you know what he likes you? Nobody likes you. They just like this idea. That's how it works. That's what the women are attracted to. It's not you, just an idea. So the idea became you. Uh oh.

Yeah, because that wouldn't happen with a close friend. What? Now a little pocket poker. A little pocket pool. I don't happen with a close friend. What? Now a little pocket poker. Well, pocket pool. I don't think that any, yeah, probably if they knew the real Louis CK, I doubt five years into their whatever working relationship, friendship, or whatever, he just comes out and goes like, hey, I might have had Jack off in front of you.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe. Yeah, but it's, what I'm saying is these were probably on the newer side. He's in, he's, you know, he's into them. They're into what they think he is. The money, what they think he is. Fame, yeah.

Their idea of him. Yeah. This is what the apology, this is the only apology I'll accept. I jacked off in front of the late Malady. So in punishment, I will watch her dad jack off. Right? Otherwise, otherwise what's the apology? Yeah.

Who is it helping? I'm gonna give her 20 grand. I'm gonna give her $100,000. I'm gonna give her one for every ginger pub she had to see. I'm giving her a thousand bucks. And I'll watch her dad. Her whole, every guy in her family can just, I'm gonna sit there like the clockwork orange with my eyelids peeled up and every male in her family tree is gonna come jack off in front of me Right, that's a real that's a real apology Not this not this Flimmy flammy shit of oh, I got a really look at myself

What do you fucking have to look at the reason that anyone wanted to be famous in the first place to like to To Pretend to be a lot cooler than they fucking are for the opportunity to do shit like that. A bunch of goddamn lies. But it's the tender is the big part. It's the idea that any kind of sexual over sure at all is now offensive. Like how's your how's's your, your at work? How's your family? Now, congratulations dude, you're getting your ass

written up for that one. And that's not a joke. That happened to a fucking friend of mine. How's your family? Big fatso. How's your family? Much later. Hey, uh, Hey, Dick's friend, can you come into HR?

We gotta talk to you. Yeah, they didn't like that you were any conversation because of the goddamn phones that you cannot preemptively opt out of is now a fence, is now an assault to the conception of the self. That's my problem, my dear. That's my rage, it's fucking insane.

There you go. And it's making it worse. It's only gonna get worse. It's making it worse. It's only gonna get worse. It's making it worse cause women aren't learning the systems that they need to know to avoid shit like this anymore. Like how they always go to the bathroom in groups, people make fun of it. Like no, they do that because you know, they kind of need to talk about who is the rapist at the table. Any bras get a sense that anybody's a rapist? Yeah, yeah, it's the guy in the blue.

He is. It's a guy talking about how nice he is. It's a guy who talks about Josh Weeden a lot. Too much. He's the one that help each other out. Right. Not possible anymore, because nobody can be honest about this shit.

Yeah. Yeah, makes me arrange about it. It's the male feminist. It really is. They are, I got, I hope, I hope in 20 years we're watching like throwback pieces and somebody's like, Hey, I'm a male feminist. It's the most crazy. It's the easiest fucking scum bag in every show. Well, isn't that kind of mostly who's being accused? I mean, a lot of, you know, yeah. I don't know.

I'd have to pay attention more to be able to answer it. Do you see Kevin Spacey's apology? The on-gay apology? Right. No, the one that he was right with his father, and he was like a white supremacist, Nazi, and he was very well at his father. He's thrown his dad under the bus? Yeah, that's why he, and that's why he kind of turned how, this just like tendency, so whatever.

This just came recently? I saw it in a, I think it was, I think it was a mystery. Was raised by a white supremacist? Yeah, it was like a Nazi. It was a dead dead father. I think he was. I actually saw it in Mr. Medikors.

Oh, Mr. Medikors. Yeah. It was like if his dad has passed away, then he can pretty much say anything he wants. Sure, sure, guess so. They need it. Women need to know those things. Cause it's like, cause guys are always, you know,

used car salesmen with their Dicks. Trying to sell it. We can't turn that, we can't turn the sales pitch off. Got always be selling this. We got always gotta be moving, is always the end of the month. Gotta be moving that inventory. Got my manager breathing down my belt.

Yeah. Hey, you gotta down my belt. Yeah. Hey, you gotta move some dick out here. You're saying to the month, man, you gotta hit your quota. Right. Of dick. Right. You gotta see who wants it. Get out there.

Move some dick. All right, all right, all right, all right. Trying to say mold sales tricks. Whatever you got. Yeah. What else makes me rage? It's national novel writing month. What?

Do you know that? No, are you messing around? No, every November. Every November, a bunch of assholes get together who have nothing better to do with their time and pretend to write novels. Are you starting to write a book this month? Yes. Because, saying it's different.

Yeah. I actually have written books. I actually have written books. I don't talk about things before I do them. That's the difference. Example. I was just pointing it out, that's all. Thank you.

Example, there's a Dick show album that's being released. There is. For Chicago. That's a Dick show album that's being released for Chicago. There's some very talented men. Very hard men, hard at work, hard Dick show music for months. And they've been waiting on me to finish a song, which I recorded yesterday. Oh cool. Yeah, it's a great album. Nice. I haven't listened to it yet, but my song is phenomenal and they're all better musicians than me. Awesome. So that's coming, but my point is I don't talk about it before it's done. Okay. Right now it's done. Now is the time to talk about it. Good. Good coincidence. Yes. And the reason I noticed this is because I was tracking

the falling sales numbers of fuck whales, even more, it's falling even harder. Yeah. Harder than anyone could imagine. Across 60,000. Oh, man. Ranked this week. It's terrible.

Maddox is going to be on the drunken peasants on Monday trying to hump another couple of sales out of that, fucking out of that BBW of a book. He's going to be trying to hump that whale until, until more fancy coffees spill out of it. He can sit in his local coffee shop and talk about how Hollywood just doesn't get it. He can sit there with his improv friends and talk about how funny 40 year old version was because it was improvisational. And Hollywood just doesn't get how funny they are to let them improvise their own movie.

They just have the same formula Hollywood. They don't let these guys come in and do innovative stuff like fuck whales. That's tanking universally, tanking. So I was following that and Max was talking about how he's doing all these things, these animated projects. Oh, I've got an animated project in the works in a video game and I'm inventing a cure for cancer.

There's all this stuff that he's doing down the line and it reminded me that it's not the right thing because so many people just talk about stuff they're going to do obsessively and compulsively in a way that drives everybody insane, but they can't fucking stop like drug addicts, like it's a fix. So Steven, Steven on the Reddit said it's because

you get the same amount of, you get the same dopamine hit from talking about something that you do from doing it. And I thought, no fucking way. Steven, you're a dildo maker. What do you know about brain chemistry, you idiot? I looked it up, he's absolutely right. Yeah, yeah.

I brought in some stats for this. Science, this is bill, this is not bill guy science. This is real real science But it'll be explained in a bill guy way, okay So it's believed the dopamine Works as a motivator and not a reward Yeah, that's okay. That's interesting. So you get the same increase in dopamine When you perceive stimuli that predicts rewards, okay, yep you get the same increase in dopamine when you perceive stimuli that predicts rewards. Okay.

And not just rewards. It's so- So if you get a near miss at a casino, your brain experiences the same shit as a hit. Well, I- I have a big win. I've experienced that. I mean, absolutely, that makes perfect sense.

How? Well, exactly like what you say. You get excited about something you're going to do. Yeah, you can't just talk about it. Just the idea of it. It's the same thing with like, I'm going to start working out on Monday. Yeah, I told you that. I'm not going to do that though. I'm not going to get a brilliant Monday one.

But it's novel writing month. It's November is novel writing month for the same reason. Just endlessly talk about, endlessly talk about the novel you're gonna write and all the characters and how good it's gonna feel. And you know what, don't even, don't even try to do it. Just talk about it. Cause it feels just as good.

Why not? Why fucking not? Just decide right away. You should write a novel, Sean. Everybody should write a novel on this show hang on this month and go ahead. I Just did it was great Was it about You know what I didn't even get that far because just the thought of writing about what wasn't it about?

What wasn't it about it wasn't about kittens? Good. Yeah, good for you. Yeah, it for you. Puppy. Yeah, it was great. Novel riding, fucking nuts. Yeah, man, the world needs your novel. That's the slogan. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it certainly does not. No, there's two stories. Jesus and Faust.

And you are not either of those. So the world does not need your story. That's it. The world doesn't need, the world doesn't need any more real life tales. Yeah. If somebody who has enough time to write a novel, I know that's not what I wanna hear about.

I wanna hear from the people who don't have time to write a novel. So doing interesting stuff. Right. So you need somebody else to write their novel. Yeah. Let me see. Is the stats apart interesting to you?

I always believe that dopamine regulated pleasure and reward, and that we release it when we obtain something that's satisfied us. But in fact, the latest scientific evidence shows that this neurotransmitter acts before that. Yeah, it's the promise of a reward. It's interesting. Anticipation of a reward. It's dangerous, though.

Well, yeah. Because then what motive do you have to finish anything? I withhold liquor. Yeah. Like I've been putting off writing that song for those guys in the Dixho album for like a month, probably, probably two months. Yeah. I've been fucking them over. Like, yeah, I'm going to get to it this week, guys, I'm going to get to it

this week. So yesterday I just said no liquor, no liquor until it's done. Yeah. I built my own dopamine factory because God's is busted. It's got a lot of mistakes. Yeah, yeah. All right, let me see here. Anything else?

This guy called the deep said the last episode was probably the best episode of the podcast in ages. Really? Yeah, I don't know why I never know. I never know. I never know. I don't know why everybody needs to tag on a negative with their positive. Oh, that was the best show in a long time. Other ones were terrible.

Yeah. It could have just been a good episode. It was a great show, yeah. Best episode in ages. He says, I always gotta stick it to you though. I just never know what's gonna hit, what people are gonna respond to and what they're not.

Let me see, I got a bunch of people who wanted to call in. Let me see me in there. Almost universally, there's two girls on camera. That'll probably be a good. Yeah, that was good. Test Lynch saved that. Test it for Bob.

I forgot to put you guys on camera, either. Yeah. You feel a lot of things. Sorry, Peach, are you there? Hello. Hello, Peach. Okay, this is me. Hi, dear. Hi, Peach. How's it going? Hi, hi guys,, are you there? Hello? Hello, Pete. Okay, this is great. My dear.

Hi. Hi, Pete. How's it going? Hi, hi guys, how are you? Good. This is sad. Sean, this is really gonna bake your noodle. This is really gonna, this is really gonna

delete your almonds. What happened? What happened last week with Pete? Oh, man. I was, I was awoken by the sound of Goss brewing on the Reddit. A lot of pings were happening. I mean, sometimes I wake up in like a ping storm or I know something's going down, right?

I have my own Amber Alert system, Goss Alert system that makes my phone fritz out. So I click on it. It turns out, Peach, correct me if I'm wrong. A dick had noticed that Maddox had a video, like a year and a half ago. Maddox had this video about video games, because that's, oh, he does, he's played video games. So that's what he's qualified to talk about. It was about what he hates in video games. And there is a, there's a six second segment where Maddox is playing on Twitch and Peach and Asterios

were sitting next to him. So a dickhead found that Maddox went using new YouTube tools and blurred them out. Blurred out Asterios and Peach. Yeah, that's true. But he missed, how many? Here's what gets good. He missed a frame. A dickhead caught that he missed a frame on the blur out, right?

So they're making fun of him because they're posting the missing frame and then showing all the, just proving that he did it, right? Within an hour, missed frame had been blurred. He's, it takes so much, how on what scale is he doing that? Like on a massive scale, like it's gotta take so much energy

and cut down on any productivity. What is the even better? That's the thing I was thinking, like he's been so much fun. Everybody knows what happened. Like why is he blocking them out for? I don't know. I don't know what happened? Like, who is he blocking them out for? I don't know. I don't know what his problem is,

is if he's trying to like rewrite history, like, I mean, I have pictures of myself with people. I don't like any more to remind myself that, you know, you can still have fun around snakes, and that's fine, but he literally deleted us from his public persona, which is his video. I completely understand it. If he can do with it as he sees fit,

I just find it so unbelievably petty, because he's sent this to me. He sent this to me. He's such a waste of effort. But Pete just like, he's just like a beautiful, beautiful sexy woman who's also a famous video game player. But because she's on this show, I'm deleted, deleted.

People only come here to see me. Well, what I find so interesting is that, if you go back, which I don't know why you would, but if you went back and listened to every episode that I am on your show. I purposefully, and you know this, I purposefully have never, ever, ever made fun of Maddox or his girlfriend ever in any context. Out of, I guess out of respect for the autism, like autism awareness.

No, I'm not just a special needs teacher. I get it No, I mean I get it people to feel people feel Is she yeah Oh, that's interesting you should put all their kids together and fight them From my brain go sorry. I just I just I'm baffled as to why he would blur me out. He's a better teacher because, because. I'm trying to find it. I don't know.

I am the, I am the last bastion. I am the last person who has not taken a stab at him out of either respect or just, I mean, it's also a let's face. It's low hanging fruit. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. It's, it's, it's also let's face it's low hanging fruit. But yeah, I don't know it's it's incredibly incredibly petty, but it's in the video. Uh, why watch other people play games? Okay, I found it.

I found it. You want me to play it? I'm going to play it. I'm going to do it anyway. Uh, I'm going to give it a little bit of a lead. When you spend an hour, no, no, no, no. Okay, I'm going to give it like a couple of seconds of a lead. So Sean, this is a video about video games. Yeah. Um, video games are something people,

they hook like a computer into their TV. Mm-hmm. And then they, they move fake land in an in a virtual reality and score points. When did this come out? This video came out April 14th, 2016. Oh, no, I mean video games. Oh, um, last couple of years. Yeah. Here you go. Oh, catch up on it. Oh, sorry, real quick. Go ahead. What's interesting is that Maddox sent this to me, like, hey, check out, you know, in the

time stamp. And I was in here with a serious, no, not even for me to promote because I didn't even have a twitch then. Here's something you don't even know this was way before I even had a Twitch and occasionally me and a serious would go over and we would play some horror games and he would always say at the end of them wow I had twice as many people on this time and made so much more money you're really good at this and I was like oh thank you so he inspired you to start at your Twitch empire he kind he kind of did and I I was Max is oh, thank you. So he inspired you to start at your Twitch empire. He kind of did.

And I was, Max is responsible for a lot of people making a lot of money except him. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, go ahead. I'm sorry. I got it.

No, it's just, it's, it's, I didn't know that, but you know what I do know. It's 32 triple D. And then what I fucking know like got what we could say. No, it's just it's just sad because your statement is true. Yeah, there's so many people who have you know been associated with him that have that have gone on to like have

I mean, fucking careers, you know, I mean, real money making ventures. Okay, here it is. You wanna see this, Sean? I'm gonna cut it into the video and get there. It's got like eight seconds of lead. Maybe that's too much. I'll put it there.

I have to take donations to help pay for all of this. You need to set up and launch the donation alerts. Test to make sure they work. Set up your channel with all the info for viewers. That fucking marble mouth, man. It's so weird to hear this now. It's so weird to hear this now. It's so weird to listen to that voice.

Like, it's like. It's been so long since I've actually heard it. That's how you talk when you have a everlasting gob stop or in your mouth and up your ass. Oh, no. Okay, here we go. Sorry, I'm gonna rewind it a little bit because they interrupted.

Make sure they work. Put up your channel with old info for- So, your channel. You're gonna follow your channel. Follow your channel with all the info for- Soap your channel. You're gonna set up your channel. Try it alone. You're gonna set up your friends. He talks like I miss. You're so like Don I have, so I was just gonna say that.

Hey, Roy, there's got mounts. Wow, you're gonna set up your channel if you wanna play very, oh man. Dear, for a- We're gonna, wait, I need more lead than- I'm gonna set up your channel. Nappy headed home. I was gonna say, what was it I was gonna say?

Set up the capture. After you buy it, install it, and set the game up. stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you.

I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you, I'm gonna stop ad. Maddox tried once, somewhere. I was doing the ads because I'm the shill. And people are starting to like them. I love it, it's because I love it. Get on that mic, Jamie.

It's because I love shilling. Shilling makes the world go around. Pretty girls think mics just come to them. Yeah, it was just like, no, just relax. So something'll happen. Something'll happen. It'll get moved, it'll get turned up, it'll get fixed in the mix, it'll look either the mic figures it out or a man figures it out,

isn't just fucking, I'm not doing shit. That's why they got so pissed at the equipment smashing plays. So that'll, I'll show you, you stupid equipment that never does what I want you to do. Piece of, you patriarchal pieces, shit. I'll hit you you stupid equipment that never does what I want you to do. You piece of you patriarchal pieces. Shit. I'll hit you with this big penis. All right.

What was I saying? Something about video games. You were the show. So you were the one reading. Oh, yeah. So I was reading. Thank you. Thank you.

Go, was there. So I was reading the ads and people started commenting about how they were funny. Yeah. So Maddox comes in one episode, all goosed up. Like a petafile who stumbled into a daycare. Oh my. It's like, hey, everybody, you know what?

I think I'm gonna give the ad reads a shot today. All right, you can't fucking read, so give it a shot. And he goes, I really wish, oh God, if you have the fucking audio for this, I would love to. He goes, I just know which app, I just be a shot in the dark. Yeah, unless you know the episode. Well, but we, so he goes, he goes, today's a, like, all right, give it another shot, buddy. It's like, today, today's, I think I even made the today junior joke. Oh really?

Oh really? Yeah, I'm just like today's episode, it's brought to you by Casper. Kid, get 50 bucks. It's like okay, dude, we don't have time to sit here all day. It never aired, right? No, it never aired. Okay, so I just read it.

I don't want you. Yeah, okay, here we go. Let's get back to the marble mouth. The info for viewers. And finally, when you've spent an hour or two setting all of this up, then you have to engage. Look, there they are. They've been. Yeah. So this is Maddox, restraining order girlfriend, and a big blurry box. Where? Oh, no, that's just a stereos. Oh, that's just a stereos oh that's just oh I can see you there I can see the red yeah yeah that's me in the back you're still the best you are very cute little blur Aw, shucks. Peace, you got a compliment. I know. How long did he spend on that?

You've been on the show for 10 minutes, no one's, you haven't got a compliment. From now on, yeah, I'm going to get a comment. All our guests are Japanese. For now on, I'm not saying anything until someone compliments me three times, like I'm fucking Beetlejuice or something. So how does it feel being blurred? There's a German word called, what is it, a fremd shaman, which means like second hand embarrassment.

And I just feel, I feel like it's so petty that I feel nothing but second hand embarrassment form. I'm not even angry, I'm just, Yeah, I mean, you can't be angry at this. No. Well, so you're cringing on his behalf. Well, it's it's just sad because I I went I went so far not to be a complete piece of shit to him. Yeah. Yeah. He did this and I'm just like, oh, well, all right. Well, I guess we got to see what he was texting

in extremely beautiful. I guess that might happen. Sean, guess someone might have access to that. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh, I, oh, no, I, I wouldn't, I don't know. No, of course not, of course not. I love this.

It's a real insight into what's going on. You're opening a Samsonite over there. What's going on? Peach. Oh, me? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm about to go out tonight. I was brushing my hair and I dropped my brush.

I'm sorry. Sorry about that. This sound like a click. It did. It sounded like latches on clicking from it. Samson. Oh, no, I'm sorry. He's cracking.

I said, swanson. He's cracking. This is evidence of cracker. That is. This is a possession of possession. Like an ex. It's just like consuming him. When you this is like going through your old prom photos and like cutting your ex's head off. Yeah, that's exactly it. That's the digital version of that. Sean, it's just, Yeah, that's exactly it. That's the digital version of that, Sean. It's just, it's not, it's not, this is fucking lunacy. This is crazy, or anything his neighbor ever did. I was just a dumb old lady.

Yeah, well, yeah. What would you have to be, what would it take for you to go in a public, in a public sphere and basically erase someone like this. You're asking the right person. Who? Sean. Sean. What would it really take for you to go on your Facebook and like go delete a post you

made about someone or blur them out? I don't know. I don't know. It's this is got to be. That doesn't really enter I don't know. It's this is gotta be. That doesn't really enter my thought process because it's just so foreign to me. It's so fucking crazy. It's just like, if there's something,

it's just like, I would be more inclined just to never go back there. Yeah. You know, to that particular part of it or something. It's such an old, like he really had to, I wonder if there's anything else he's messed with. Well, he deleted, he also deleted all of his Reddit comments that were related to the biggest

problem in the universe. Every single thing he said on Reddit that was ever about the old show, he deleted. And I think it's because we hit him with a trademark discovery documents and he doesn't want everything he said about how it's a joint project to be submitted on the trademark document. But isn't there a thing that you can do like that will kind of recover all the deleted

where they're- I guess we'll find out. There are archives somewhere on site, whether you can- Somebody knows how to do that. Somebody knows how to do it. But he's in a real, he's on a, I think he's gonna delete everything

until he deletes himself. You know, speaking of the biggest problem, you know the biggest problem is in Spotify also. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. And they monetize. Oh, do that. Yeah, I'm not sure what the rates work there in podcasts because they're like two hours or whatever, but I'm sure I'm sure he's making money from there. It's almost making money from there. Well, I better get a piece of that. Yeah. So, you know, I don't care how much it is.

$0.5, cut the nickel in half. I don't want three cents. I want one of the pennies to be ruined. All right, Peach, do you have anything that makes you rage? Yeah, it's you. What did I do? What do's you. What did I do? What do you mean? What did you do?

You piece of shit. Every time you mention the fucking Chicago show, you're always like, oh, well, mad cooks will be there and fucking as stereos and coach. And like you make this wild list, and you haven't even mentioned me, even though my big ugly face is on the fucking poster.

The shit. I think it's my implicit misogyny. Peach I'm, it was because I was saving you for last and I get distracted. Best for last, I was saving you and I got to show what happened to lead with your strength. Shit. Oh, you son of a bitch.

Okay. I'm going to the Chicago show. So we're gonna be, we're gonna be singing songs. Yes. Oh, son of a bitch. Okay, I'm going to the Chicago show, so make that up. We're gonna be singing songs. Yes. Yeah, I'll sing a song. I mean, the two of you together, that would be cool. Yeah.

Because you're both singers. Yeah, we're gonna sing a song. Yeah. A good one. I don't know. Well, here's both of you in Rhapsody. No, no, no, like a funny song, a funny song. What, Peach?

Yeah. Well, we need to talk about it because I, yeah, we'll talk. We'll talk. You're on the poster, though. You are on the poster. It's true, it's true, but I'm still mad. I'm still mad. I'm sorry, that is my bad.

That's all right, bye for good. And Peach and Peach. Road rage, colon, peaches city of Chicago. Yeah, that's right. So we're gonna close on that one. All right, thank you. Sorry you got blurred. That's all right.

It makes him look like a, it just makes him look bad. We gotta see how long it is. I'm just sad. I'm just sad about it, honestly. Cause I used to have so much respect for both of them and now I'm just kinda like, oh, both of them. What do you respect some trade show model that harasses people? It worked.

Fuck her. Well, no, just wander your way into a dick renting apartment. What do you? What's a respect about that? I don't know. When I met her, she was really nice and she was great at games and I was a game. I was. Everybody when youainley and Paz.

Everybody when you meet them is always nice. How many times have I heard that this year? Oh and I met him, he was really nice. Like what, do you think that- When I met you, you weren't nice. No, that's correct. I'm not out to trick anybody. And that's why I respect you.

I respect you for that. Go fuck yourself. Alright, thank you, Patreon. Goodbye. Bye, Patreon. Bye, Patreon. Bye, bye, bye. Have fun combing your hair. Oh, fuck you. I hear how long this thing is. Listen to this. Keep the show interesting. And while you're doing all of that,

you still have to be weird. There's still more good at the game you're playing. Keep the show interesting, blurring out a comedian and a beautiful woman. And so that is. There you go, Sean. That's the latest. Let me see here.

Somebody sent in, stuck waste of time. Somebody sent in a laugh track from Lacey. Somebody took a super cut of Lacey's laugh track from last night. Yeah, shit. Shit. Who's calling? Don't you? Okay, here's the super cut of Lacey. How you doing? Have a seat. Lacey's here. I Didn't say that Piece of shit

What is the what is the name of your what's the name of your Instagram? You can find me on Instagram as Lace a lotty's L.A. Y.C-I-L-A-T-E-S. Bukkicks. Empowering women. That's enough of that shit. Good boy. Excuse me. It's very funny. Very good. Very funny.

She sounds really hot. I mean, she is really hot, but her voice is really fucking hot. She's good, but she's definitely has a cute voice and laugh. But her voice is like butter. Sounds like this. She's a very soft talker. Yeah, very soft talker too. Great. Soft talker, Jamie. Yeah. Well, that's what men want. Sorry. Soft talk. All right. Let me see. I think I get another caller here and one. Let me see if he's here. I got an erotic story too. I don't know if I'm going have a lot of times of stuff.

I had another thing I was pissed off about as well. Yeah. My low city was in the call-in. My low, you know, I'm a police. Man, a lot of people do not want him to call in. Really? Yeah, a lot of people are pissed about them. Love and sorry. Well, this is the thing where, you know,

that this audience is a lot more moderate than one would think from listening to the comments and the I just thought he was really funny. I love what he's to him. Would he not he's very well known. Would he not be a very interesting guest? Yeah, of course. They just don't want to hear what he has to say or, you know, I think they like, they don't want, it's like the chick that banned that banned us from her theater. Like she thinks that me talking is like, I'm an evil wizard out there putting chiskele on people by dropping my spells. And like if I put Milo on all of his, it's going to be exactly the same

thing. Do you want to restart it real fast? Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, just do it. Just do it. Just do it. Wow, if you are not a live Patreon, if you are not a big, big swing and dick Patreon, in 20 bucks, real live stream, you're missing quite a show. Jamie tries to explain to 80s girl, what's wrong with the back of her pants, not realizing that the live stream cameras are still on. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. If you thought that Lazy and Jamie sitting together was sad. Oh boy. It's worth it. Give it a shot. It's worth it. 20 bucks a month, no.

One buck for the video. One buck for the video. We're gonna cut that shit out though, Jamie. Yeah, so you gotta go. You gotta be alive. Sean, don't cut that shit out. Sean, please, put it right at the beginning. Okay, all right.

I got a guy calling in who says he has problems with the show too. Remember last week that old lady called in saying she had all these problems with the show. Yeah. And she wanted to spice things up with the show too. Remember last week that old lady called in saying she had all these problems with the show. Yeah. And she wanted to spice things up with the game. Yeah.

This gentleman said he has problems with the show as well. Oh, man. It's like a snowballing. Yeah. It's like Hollywood. What's your name, sir? Oh, don't tell me you don't recognize who I am. No, I don't.

Who, what the hell are you? There's a lot of weirdos that call in. Yeah. No, I don't who what the hell are you there's a lot of weirdos that call it yeah If you're me Adam Ponash Oh boy, it's Adam Penaish. All right Adam Penaish. What is your problem with the show? The show is a boring deal It's a so boring so remind me of sex give it you know Yeah, now is the playboy playmates in beginning model So poor, he sure remind me of sex. Give it, you know. You know. Yeah.

Now we see playboy playmates in beginning model, buy and feel boards to spot your former business partners, having the P.P. Contest on the buy you. Yeah. Thanks, give it. You're welcome. You have a P.P. Contest on the buy you Adam Panache. Every, every live bonk tommorow pro-let with

do. Okay. Well, sorry that the show can't keep you entertained. Okay. If you could get more interesting guess, I'm not a come back. What do you, what do you think is interesting? What do you do down on the buy you that's so interesting?

Do you watch alligators fuck each other or run steam run fan boats play fan boat joust or something like that No, make a sound so harsh. We watch alligator. Make a sweet love to each other They blow bubbles on each other's backs Oh, by the moon lie ideas while we on the while we fan ourselves with a fan boat. Oh, I see. Okay. Well, do you have and that's Entire but common don't look like in police academy 5 fan ourselves with a fan boat. Oh, I see. Okay. Well, do you have and that's entire but common don't let's aren't like in police academy five. Right. But police academy five reference. That's classic. That's an Adam Finage. Yeah. Well, they just got that movie released down on the body. Yeah. All right. Well, do you have any, do you have anything

that would make the show more exciting for you? Indeed I do. We're going to play Adam for Nash's ship post and me magic again. Three more stars. You guys, all you, uh, all you Nash rhyming people have kind of the same, uh, same sense of excitement, I guess. Yeah. He's a one big fan, but he's a my cousin, Malucose. Oh, so you do know Adam Nash? Excitement I guess yeah Oh, so you do know Adam Nash Are you his cousin or his uncle I'm a that's me blowing up see playing cards with your kune de geno

I turn into 70 same point. I'm it to Gambit. Okay. For a minute. Do you know Adam from Adam Nash? Adam Nash, how you pronounced it? Gambit? No, no, no. He said, okay, I'm wild. Oh. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Can you turn him up? Yeah, well, he's, I think his head's waving all over the place. Okay. So, hey, Adam Panache, I heard that Adam Nash left the Facebook group. Is he okay, first of all?

I also left as a Facebook group. Oh, you also did. People going on a Facebook group say our call is an issue no good. How come people know like Adam Panache, she opposed the me magic game. On Madam Nash's shit posted game or what I had them that she put the,adio she opposed to me magic game or mad on that since she posted game or I had a magic she put the we saw she opposed our family we know take it out okay well how does your what can we just play the game or do we have to

hear the rules no we can play right now we play immediately okay cool let's play already I don't believe it. I know, the rules are quite simple. I'm already opposed from a Dixia group chat that only six people are on. Okay. And you're going to respond to wish a problem in response. So now you know them rules.

Now let me hear them rules, y'all. Say them rules with me. No, I can say the rules with you. It's fine. Yeah. No, you're going to read a, you're going're gonna read a chat a private chat message from a group And then we're gonna respond to the main okay, how you would have responded to me now You know is it real why say with me why is for yes? Yeah, and it's for now Okay, after parents back like in the video

Yeah Okay, I see the killer crocodile gonna eat up on your post. Okay Yeah, okay after parents back like in the video spam. Yeah Okay, I see the killer crocodile gonna eat up on your post. Okay. Yeah Gears for our narrow tea For Popeyes Yeah, Popeye's shaking it in a fast. We just want the girl to come and lose it. Okay, the number two. 11 for my favorite character in the strong sort of things. Because it's a live-on.

Strangely. You can't say two in occasion accent. It's just two. You can say 11. Oh, you can say it. 11. You can say it. You say it right out.

Two. Two. All right. Thank you, man. 11 All right, thank you Yeah, feel starting beanie baby you see who's supposed to go and go open value a guarantee For the graph of a dog having sex with another dog. We call that a block back Like our hair from chef Paul Prudon when you post you say Disposies are good as a and a dish from a chef Paul All right, thank you. Thank you No, no, I don't want to play a game. No, we can want to play the out of Mexico. No, that's it. Creole style.

I run a body with a fist. But post it. Tell me how you react. Everybody. You get one of these. All right. But first we got to decide what's in your meme shit post it. No, I'm out of here.

Get out of here. No, no, no. I'm not funny. I'm pro at it. It's pro man. Bobic yourself. Oh, my God. I'm not funny. I'm pro at it. I'm pro at it. I'm pro of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. You're not funny, I'm not funny.

It's wrong man. Bombing yourself. Okay. All right. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. That's it. That's it. Adam Panache, everyone.

Adam Panache. Boy. Adam Panache. Boy. A lot of rules in that family. Kelly, yeah. That's what their Thanksgiving's are like. Yeah. Yeah. They never get to eat.

They're just like argue over like how it's gonna be done. Yeah, they discuss the silverware and how you lay it out. Yeah. And they just serve up fuck Pat Tay, is that what he called it? Yeah, they discuss the silverware and how you lay it out. Yeah. And they just serve a fuck Pat Tay, is that what you call it? Yeah, fuck Pat Tay. All right. Do you want me to read a neurotic story?

I do. Okay. Yeah, Jamie. Thanks for the buy-in. Here we go. The Dick Show presents Evotic Stories from Real Men. Ooh, hoo. Ooh, this is one's a doozy.

It's a three-pager. Oh, geez. It's from Deep Throat. Hey, Dick, Deep Throat here. Good. With an erotic story for you. Before you get your excitement up, Sean, Deep Throat is a man. Do you think I'll like that one this time? That appeals to his Venezuelan sense of humor.

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as I didn't expect someone that young to be found inside an assisted living facility. And I don't think anyone. Boy, okay. She was a gorgeous name with long curly black hair, succulent breasts. Is that a turn on? If a guy... I guess he meets.

Well, you have breasts. If someone described my dong is succulent, I would be turned on by that. I mean, it's a flat, a flattering. It's flattering. It's flattering, okay. All right, that's a check. That's a check plus. We'll give that a Y.

Okay, Yaw. Yeah. For Yaw. No, for Yaw. We'll give that a Y. Okay, a Y. Y'all. Y'all. No, for Y'all. Like Kate, like Adam Penis. Okay. And her thighs had some nice meat on them. How about that?

Check minus some. I can go either way. Maybe just a check, then. Check. She seemed to care for herself just fine, which prompted me to wonder if she had somehow scammed her way into the place. Yeah.

It's a good scam. Oh. It's a good scam. Oh, it's a good scam. Yeah. To lie your way in there and then trick old people to giving you their power of attorney and signing over their social security checks. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good scam. That's pretty good scam.

Is that what you were talking about? Well, both are of those are good scams. Yeah. I don't want to give away her name, but let's just call her Gertrude, a fitting name for the typical type of woman you'd find in one of these places. Most of the old ladies here were the crotchety type of bitch that wanted their applesauce spoon fed to them, only to slowly spit it back out,

unaware that they were drooling chunks onto their flower patterned shirts, not Gertrude, who was always incredibly kind to me, which just made me all the more suspicious of her. One day after working at the place for about two weeks, as I was sweeping the floor of the lobby, Gertrude walks into the room and starts chatting with the receptionist, a balding Romanian gypsy named Raul. Raul was talking quite loudly about he and his boyfriend were interested in having a three-way with another man. But how it would be difficult on account of rumors

that this third man having a micro-painess. None of my business. That's what he says. Okay. As I walk away with the broom and dust pit, none of my business. Just so you know, but it's. Get on Jamie.

So she's leaning through the wall. Jamie, sorry. You need an anesthesis to live a microphone facility. None of my business is I walk away with the broom and dust pan. Gertrude pulls me aside and asks me to accompany her to her room. I stash the broom in the closet and follow her lead. Normally her roommate Lucy, the fattest sack of shit you've ever seen. You can giggle into the mic.

Yeah, to show people how insensitive you are. You're a man. You can do whatever you want. No one will make fun of you. See, she needs to go back to the smashing room already. Yeah, pretty. Yeah, worked up about it. Accurate though.

Yeah, I worked up about it. Accurate, though. It would be wasting away her years crocheting on her poor old rocking chair in this room, which probably didn't even start out as a rocking chair. But for some reason, she wasn't there today. Gertrude pulls me inside and locks the door behind her. She slides past me and stands in front of the window with her hands clasps together behind her back. Okay.

Then she tells me how lonely she's been and how living in this facility for over a month has made her reach levels of horneiness that neither of us thought attainable. I knew where this was going. He still doesn't know why she's in there. But before I could, before I could respond, she lunges forward and hugs me tightly, telling me that I need to fuck her in all caps. So here I am, a 21 year old virgin standing in front of a woman who is literally throwing herself at me

in like a complete dumbass I told her, listen, I'm a Christian. So I don't do the whole sex before marriage thing. Can you believe that? I can't. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. I can believe that shit. Why? Because if you're going to church at all is preposterous. Hey, I'd like you to give up an hour on

your weekend to sit there and listen to a story that doesn't make sense even on its own. Not just a the reason. Even if it was written out, the Bible stories make no fucking sense. And it's not even just an hour. It's getting ready, then driving, then chatting after. So it's like a four hour debacle. If I could trick you into giving up one hour, I could get anything you wanted.

If I could trick you out of an hour of your time, I could trick you out of a quarter million dollars. So I don't do the whole sex before marriage thing. She was having none of that and started crying, begging me to at the very least touch her in sexually arousing ways, just like Louis CK. And Harvey Weinstein, and this, this chick does it for free. This chick gets away with it because she's in the system. She was crying to get him to fuck her.

I bet Harvey Weinstein was crying too. Yeah. It's not that I wasn't interested, but I wasn't sure what the protocol on patient worker intimacy was in this home. Like what are you, how do you think it is? Probably it. What are you thinking of?

It's why I went to my manager. Is it okay if I fuck? Oh no, no, no, that was just me. Okay. And they said yeah, it's fine. Ah, yeah, it's totally, people need to bump. Well, it just doesn't matter that this is a place where we care for people who are mentally invalid and can't control, it's fine.

I figured that I could probably get away with eating her out. The spite, the spite never doing the deed before. Uh, okay. What? No deed before. Okay, yeah. What, no, nothing. You ever thought that way? You ever thought that I mean? I could probably get away with it.

You need to spit it out? No, no. Like get away with it? I can probably sneak this one by the goalie. No. I'm a Christian, I can't be in you, but I could sneak in a whole little rug munch on my break. Yeah. Before the crocheting,

Sank of shit comes back. We didn't get naked right away, which in retrospect seemed a bit awkward, but she laid on her bed and I pulled down her pants. Not knowing what to do, I began by gently brushing my finger across her lips. How could you do that if he was kneeling in front of her? Long arms.

Which instantly sent a jolt of electricity How could you do that if he was kneeling in front of her? Long arms. Which instantly sent a jolt of electricity through her body. She twitched. I hesitated for a moment, but she told me to keep going, so I did. With some guidance from her, I was able to successfully make her nice and wet. However, she wasn't able to climax.

This went on for about four minutes before I stood a form. She's going down on this girl for four minutes. She's just talking about an eternity and hell, what a fucking nightmare. You get a three count with me, one, two, three. If you're not done, then you better get real, you better do some of the Lacey's yoga poses, finish yourself off.

Man. She told me to keep going. This went on for four minutes. Before I stood up and attempted to leave I was just in a panic at that point Hoping that nobody had noticed what was going on just as I unlocked the door she whispered to me If you don't fuck me right now, I'm gonna scream. This is exactly like Harvey Weinstein This man was raped This man was raped. She got me right now in a scream. I'd be thought he could sneak it by. He should have listened to the Bible.

That's why God tells you not to do this shit outside of marriage. She had all the power. She was in the position of power and abused it. I didn't know where this was in the position of power and abused it. Yeah. I didn't learn this from this woman. Ah. Yeah. I cracked the door open and took a peek outside. Nobody was around. I shut the door and locked it once more before pulling off

my shirt to get down and dirty with Gerrtrude. Wait, wait, wait, he's not gonna kill her. She killed her. That's fun. What? I was sorry. Why would you delete her? This was very much a learning experience for me

for which I think, Gertrude, and I was able to apply my newfound skills to another women to the coming years. However, not always for me. Right as Gertrude started biting her bedsheet to control her moaning, a knock came at the door. It was that bitch Lucy. She was whining quite loudly about how the door was locked.

I stopped trying to contain our noise so as not to arouse any more suspicion. But Gertrude tapped my arm repeatedly, and it was whispered to keep going. I told her she was insane. That's never, never works on women, I've noticed, when they're behaving in erratic ways. Yeah, just to alert them as the same.

See, normally you'd think, oh, you're behaving in an insane way. Perhaps if I alert them to it, right? You're like, oh my God, thank you. Yeah, oh, I didn't realize that. I'll stop doing all the insane things that I've been doing. Yeah, never works. You're insane for thinking that that would work.

I told her that she was insane and she reminded me once more that if I didn't get her to orgasm, she'd scream. At this point, I figured I might as well try and finish before Lucy got a nurse to unlock the door. Man, this guy's a fucking virgin. Never eaten a girl out before either. Here's where things got strange.

Oh, here. I figured why I finally learned why Gertrude was attending the assisted living facility. I started pounding her harder and harder and rather than see her grow more and more aroused, I noticed her face start to slack. Her mouth slightly opens and her head relaxes on her cheek, she passes out.

Turns out she suffered from narcolepsy, and all of this arousal caused an episode of cataplexy. So this guy's... He fucked her so hard she just passed out. Yeah, and then, and he's gone pretty good about himself. And he's got an angry lady getting an orderly to unlock the door while he's looks to be fucking an unconscious woman.

This is the situation that he's in right now. I put my ear to her chest and check for a heartbeat just to make sure she never heart attack. She inhaled and her chest gently pushed my head away. Knowing that she was safe, I made a mad dash to put her clothing back on as quickly as possible. He could have gone another way with that. With, yeah.

Yeah. With, I mean, dead weight and thighs with, I think, a quote a little bit. That would be hard to get those pants on. I feel like that crows the story might be bullshit because it would have taken way too long to put her clothes back on. Well, but that's his job. He made a mad dash to put her clothing back on

because he was running out of time. Unfortunately, I had no clue how to put her bra on. Oh, fucking unfortunate. 80s girls going so crazy at the smashing to put her bra on. Oh, fuck it. And fortune. 80's girls going so crazy at the smashing room that her bra fell off. Really? That's how angry these chicks were.

Wow. That's insane. So I just tossed it under the bed. Yeah. And at least I tried to, but it turns out there was no under the bed. The bed frame reached down to the floor. Oh, yeah.

It's got drawers in it or something, right? Like one of those. So me and her were fully clothed at this point. The nurse finally gets the door and slides her key lock and open it. And I'm holding the bra, not knowing what to do with it and sweating like I just ran a marathon. The door opens, I slide over the rocking chair, stuffing the bra into my pants and picking up a bundle of yarn that was sitting on the floor.

I begin mimicking, crocheting something. What? of yarn that was sitting on the floor, I began mimicking, crocheting something. No. See, and a nurse walk into the room, both staring at me. Like, why did you answer? Why did you answer? Yeah, like, there's just, okay. I didn't know what to say. I was crocheting, so I couldn't hear you.

Couldn't answer the door. I didn't know what to say. So I placed the yarn back on the floor and stood up. I walked over to the nurse, tapped her on the shoulder and said she's sleeping like a baby before trying to smoothly walk out of the room. There we go. You've been listening to neurotic stories from real men. Brought to you by the Dick show. I mean, it goes on, but it's very long. Yeah.

I think that you've said as much as you need to. I think so too. Yeah. Cause the end of there got a little sketchy. Which it put your clothes back on? No, I mean, just like, let me see. Let me see, let me see. Let me scan it.

Let me scan it. Oh no, here's the, wait, here's a highlight. Okay. Before I could check out it for the day, an old man pulls me over and starts talking to me about Gertrude, turns out she had been playing me for a fool. She had had sex with just about every man in the facility.

The nurse almost assuredly knew what was going on, which is probably why she didn't press me on the subject. Oh, that's a good, that was the answer for her. I was still furious at Gerchrude for seducing me. Yeah, that's gross. Nobody seduces me and gets away with it. It's totally got raped. I mean, come on.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. You should press charges. You should press charges. Maybe Keon can go after her. You should do a hashtag me too. Hey, I mean, yeah, he should.

Four seconds, that's. Oh my God, that's how I'm gonna solve. Four minutes. Four minutes, four minutes. Four minutes, yeah, four minutes. Imagine that. Jamie, imagine, imagine being down there for four minutes. Okay.

I called the place when I got home to inform them that I was quitting. I never saw Gertrude again after that. Yeah, but I did see Lucy again several months later while I was at a grocery store. She immediately recognized me. I stared at her and she began bouncing her eyebrows, licking her lips. Licking her lips. Oh my God.

And bending her finger, motioning for me to come over to her. I drive, he didn't walk the way. That's a better, that's a better, it's a good, a better story. A lot of stories, real men. That's a lot. Yeah. That's a good, that's a good, that's a better story. A lot of stories, real men.

That's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good story. A lot of stories, real men. That's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good story. A lot of stories, real men. That's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good story. Yeah, let me see did that dude come back. All right, hey, what's up, man? Are you there? Yep. All right, what are we gonna call you? You can just call me Ben. Ben sent me an interesting email.

He said he's been a fan from Colorado. He was a listener of the biggest problem. Yeah. He's writing because he's an XSJW. And I thought that meant just, you know, kind of a prick about issues online, right? Okay. Who is actually converted by me,

and he has a few crazy war stories from this front lines of social justice warrior ring. Yeah. We mail him back. He's like, okay, what's the short version of stories? This is, do you want to tell, you wrote it back really well? It's really fucking bizarre that this exists too. I'm gonna start the email and you jump in whenever you want

if you want to add details. So I said, yeah, like what's going on? What's an actual social justice warrioring look like? You know, he says, I used to belong to a church called the Unitarian Universalist, and basically it was a liberal cult, and the youth group would have cons,

which is being locked in a church for three days, and you're forced to do these things called caucuses, where the minority gets to tell the majority about every single thing they are doing is the worst thing ever. And the majority can't defend themselves. So you'd get all you together, and all the white people would get put into a group,

and then everyone would shit on them. Yeah. You're gonna pay for your sins as a group. That sounds kind of funny if you do it as a joke. I everyone would shit on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're saying that's a group. That sounds kind of funny if you do it as a joke. I don't think anything doesn't mean church is a joke. You're right, no. No, no, it was completely like that day with 100% serious. And so it was insane.

Like not even to be able to have like the smallest amount of defense for that. What do you have to do? Like horrible. What did you have to do? Okay, so you would split off into the two groups, right? Okay. And then like you would have like a dry erase board and you would write all the things that you think your majority would do wrong.

Like what? Like inventing all the cares for diseases and building society and inventing like irrigation and stuff like that. Like going down and girls for four minutes. Exactly, exactly. No, no, no, it would be like, so let's say that like men versus women, actually know that for that caucus they did men, women and gender are neutral. Okay. So it's with us in just three groups. And the man we basically had to like okay so man commit sexual assault men uh not according to the story we just read yeah exactly yeah and and man like uh are always supposed to be masculine and like all this like really stupid stuff you know.

Yeah. Um, and then like and then the other two groups, the gender neutral and the women would come up, would say all the things that have been done against them that was wrong. And then so after we came up with all that stuff, we did back to the other big group. And the men would just sit in the myth like they, it wasn't quite like a circle around us, but we were kind of in the middle, you know, yeah, because there's a bunch of Jensen I'm gonna make a fucking circle Exactly and they would just rail on us for like A month to an hour. Yeah, just you just you know railing on us about like everything you're doing wrong And that like really fucked with us like what like stuff that you personally did or just like generic like

anti-manning Like guilty by association guilty because I was a dude, you know, where the hell were your parents during this? Um, they were at home, you know, it was just there was like some supervisors and then it was just all the kids like you Your my parents are at home, you know? Did they know this was going on? They, I mean, they kind of had an idea, but the end of their defense,

they didn't like 100% know it was going on. What, through you to this? What, like this intersectionality between like, the Christian part of it and the liberalism part of it. Yeah. Okay, well, this is, this is the deal with that. Okay, so my dad that you, or his, and my mom's method is, and so they couldn't really agree on what religion they wanted to raise us as.

So they took us to this church, which is essentially like every single religion is represented. They're even atheist, you know? It's like a co-exist. It's bumper sticker, like a physical manifestation of the most annoying bumper sticker on the fucking planet. Oh, do they sell those in the bookstore at the? Yeah, I love that they have Islam on those things. Those co-exist ones. They throw Islam out there. I'm like, I got to, I mean, okay. I guess they disagree. Yeah, man. So it was just like all united again like they're supposedly their

mention is like you know everybody spreads love and whatever and and so so it's literally they call it like fighting for social justice. Yeah it was it was a extremely huge part of it. So like one of the cons was Martin Luther. It was on Martin Luther King Day. Wait, what did the non-geners say to you? Like, what is it? Oh, yeah. Okay, this is the funny part. Yeah. I thought we completely forgot to include them in it.

Like, we completely forgot to say what we did against them. And the women didn't include them in anything. I think I'm going mad. We just completely forgot about them in the like the thing and they were Fury was a bunch of neutral that was a dear you forget about us were there about you do is in there Yeah, no, do you have to call them they you can't call him he or she you have to call them they didn't Have those days all that did any of those days have a dick? I guess not, man. I have no idea.

Well, I'm just like who goes on the neutral one. Like, is it like chicks who want to be not women anymore? Or is it also dudes? Are there dudes in the women category? Huh? Were there guys who went... Were there guys who went in the women's category? Yeah, there's a chance people out of church. Yeah, okay

Wow So there are two guys and girls who identify I have a gender that went to that like middle group. Yeah, like they didn't Some days they would feel whatever, you know, like they kind of just chose or they I mean, I guess you know Messages like they don't choose they just that's just how they feel, but I mean, I kind of felt like they kind of just chose, I mean, I guess, you know, messages like they don't choose, they just, that's just how they feel, but, I mean, I kind of felt like they were a little bit. But I think you are wondering how many people on this weird group actually were born with Dicks. First of all, I didn't say it was weird, Jamie, you're putting more into my mouth.

It's perfect, it's a religious right to exercise whatever they want to do. Is that what you're asking though? Yes, I'm asking how many of, what's the penis ratio in the other groups? To vagina? I would say it's, for the women group, it was like, it was like 30 to one. So there's maybe like two of them in there. Couple guys in there, all right.

And then, yeah, and then in the neutral one, they was about, I would say, three or four to one. So, okay, a lot more. We're more chicks that were gender neutral, but there's more checks. And they're quite a bit of guys. Okay, what happened with the Martin Luther King one? Okay, so that was a fun one.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They had as, they had as March with like all the Black Lives Matter protesters in the Denver Capitol area. Yeah. Yeah.

And the huge controversy there was the BLM people wanted to split off from the main Martin Luther King day boxing just as a sign of protest, which means could potentially have gotten arrested for, I don't know specifically, I just remember like part of it was like that we were at risk at forgetting arrested. Yeah. And we had to we had to walk with them to do that. And that was kind of, it was kind of an uncomfortable thing. I mean, it was, it was really like, they claimed that you had a choice, but really like, it was kind of like, you can't have to go. You know, if you want to stay part of the group,

you know, for whatever reason, that's where my ride home was. So I kind of had to go. Yeah. They didn't round you up and tell you how much you fucked up and stuff like that and that one. No, no, actually that was the race one. That was like the caucus for that one was like people

of color versus white people. I know, I went back to the day versus but it was essentially like. Where are they calling these caucuses? And I'm still pretty liberal in my beliefs and stuff. We could change that. I would say I'm independent with like left-wing lean tendencies. Yeah. But like it just alienated me because it was so, they were going so far to be politically correct

that it was just absurd. Like, you couldn't say, I'm not just move on from the lungs. The one of the caucuses was the burnt leg. I said this in the email, those able body people and disabled people. Cheese is okay. And they said we couldn't say,esies. And that's included in the disabilities. Okay. And they said we couldn't say that's crazy or that's insane because it might offend people

with mental disabilities, even if it has nothing to do with mental disabilities. You couldn't say that's a ridiculous, you can say that's an insane amount of people or something like that because they would get offended because you're using the word crazy or insane. So did you have a bunch of disabled people shouting at you? That's an insane amount of people or something like that because they would get infinity because you're using the word crazier insane So do you have like a bunch of disabled people shouting at you because I'd pay money for that. Oh, yeah Like a bunch of people with speech impediment spitting at me like deffy duck. Yeah tell me what it pieces shit I am any way more than the smash house. Oh, yeah I'd pay I'd pay 200 bucks for an hour of that.

A bunch of people just give me a splash guard. So they could spit all over that. Right. Yeah. So they would do that. It was, I was holding back laughter, but if I left, I would've gotten it still right out, man. So it couldn't say insane.

No, I couldn't say that. I couldn't say, you can't say like I stand with whatever, but I stand with whatever. Oh my God. I can't. Because it offends people who can't stand. Oh. What about could you say that you're like,

you pass with flying colors? Because that offends everybody, right? Nobody could fly. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Pass man could you say the women like like park it right over here like if you tell them where to sit down yeah you can park it right over there because they can't fucking park that's what I'm saying

my friend got kicked out because he he didn't even save like the end work I think he was like talking about like a Jay Z he started the whatever. Yeah. And he said N words in Paris. And he got kicked out of the event. He literally said, he literally got, wait did he say quote N words in Paris or did he say the word?

No, he said quote N words in Paris. He said, Oh my God. Oh my God. And he got in trouble for that. He got in so much trouble, dude. It was insane. So,

it was perfectly okay for people to shit on white people. Oh, yeah. Again, I'm not conservative at all. I'm completely, I have a little tendency, but it's still ridiculous to see when the tea party was around and like people are always like you know, that's ridiculous Like that there's that much hatred on that side and whatever Yeah, but it's there's an equivalent on my like that's not an independent because I see it on both sides There's no side that's completely, you know

And this and what you're talking about sounds like something that I would hear happening at like Harvard. Like I hear happening at a college. Like an Ivy League college. Like I could imagine a couple of that like a couple dozen of those fucks getting together and say, hey, you know, I heard my buddy go to this weird church and they have caucuses. Maybe we give that a shot. Neat, you get to write all these, you get to write all these slams on a whiteboard and the other people can't slam you back.

Like, what a die down slams on a whiteboard and other people can't slam you back. I want to die down. It's a whiteboard. The coffee thing hears me out. It's a non-blackboard. It's a non-blackboard and it's a... It's a neutral board. And it's, we was King's markers that they used to write on the non-blackboard. How long were you involved in this and just to reiterate your parents put you in this

or because they didn't know how to raise you, they couldn't decide between Judaism and How long were you involved in this and just to reiterate your parents put you in this? Or because I didn't know how to raise you. They couldn't decide between Judaism and Methodist. By the way, it's picturism. Always picturism. I mean, it's... No, it's just people. I think it's 18th of the Christmas, and of course I'm choosing Judaism.

What'd you say? But ever since I was five, basically, but it didn't really ramp up like this until about, I'd say about five or six years ago, like around the time where you saw this happening in the world, that's when it started to really do. Before they just were like- But like religions, they took it to the extreme, right? Exactly. That's why I hate hated so much is because they preach tolerance But they're intolerant of other ideas and of course, yeah, of course and that that's infuriating because Like I saw some I saw one of these girls screaming at a Trump supporter

For for just being a Trump supporter like he wasn't trying to he wasn't in a day for anything. He's just a Trump supporter Yeah, that happened lacy's friend did that I think he's just a trans supporter. Yeah, that happened. Lacey's friend did that last week. I mean, I'm not, I'm not gonna Trump, dude, like I think even that's that, but like, just wait a minute, wait a minute. Did you not see his tweet about Kim Jong-Un?

How he would, how he said, how dare Kim Jong-Un call him old when he would never insult him by saying he was short and fat. Which is, I think that's really something that an ass hat would do. Are you listening? Are you kidding me? Does that seem like the behavior of an ass hat?

That's a golf club shot. Don't think you're, I mean, bring it about. He's funny. He's like, he's like, I cool was president, like one of my best friends. He's like, he acts exactly like that. He's like, I was I mean bring it about he's funny. He's like I was president like one of my best friends. He acts exactly like that. He's like a little jock You can join your show, you know And that's just like hold on hold on I got this I'm builder the nuke right above me and then I'm like, oh shit Maybe you could have helped well You need to work on your sense of humor dude sounds like you're too easily offended about nuke hanging over places.

All right, man. Call again with one of these insane stories. It's really funny. This gym open down the street from me. Oh my God. Recently, and I was all excited because I would like to have a closer gym. My gym's like 15 minutes away, and I want a gym

that's right down the street. You go to one of them?? Are we one or something? No, I go to one in Atwater Village. Oh, okay. But one open, right down the street. I got excited. Okay, look that up. Why are you, my bronze looked that up.

Look it up. And it was, their tagline was it was an all, all genders, both men and women and other and all races Jim. Yeah. What the fuck does a race have to do with the gym? Yeah. Why did you guys have to involve this and every every one of their trainer profiles is it's

like Cushion Cushion specializes in training allenders, both men and women and any others. Like I can't even make a joke out of it because it's so fucking insane that a qualification for being a fitness trainer would include men and women and whatever in between or outer between, or whatever is not an offensive way to say that. Can I read the mission?

Yeah, go ahead. You know what I'm thinking it till they brought it up. No. It's like no one was thinking like, oh, this trainer might not be right for me because he doesn't include all the candidates. And I know who was thinking that so you guys brought it up. I fucking know that a straight white man. I don't feel comfortable at this gym with all these weird shit getting peppered at me.

Yeah. Go read it, Jamie, read the mission. We welcome all bodies, genders, races, nationalities, face, classes, sexualities, sizes, ages, and abilities. Would you not tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, or oppression of any kind? Does that come, this is the one-off gym? This is the one-off gym, This is a one off gym though. I'm a personal trainer and I'm looking at this like,

like 90% of the stuff they're bringing up is absolutely irrelevant. I don't need to know what your, I especially don't want, do you want to get in better shape? Yeah, I can help you. I don't want the women with curves at the gym either, though. That was bullshit.

The only... All right, thanks for the call, Ben. The only thing I can see is like, if you were a trans person of either direction, needing to tell your personal trainer this, because there are different ways that you would have to train a man or a woman to get the look that they are probably at. Yeah, if they're a woman, you have to compliment them

like a hundred times more. That's why it's so important. If they're a trained man, then you got to tell them how manly they are. Okay, a couple times every second. Mm-hmm. Over there, why is they won't do anything? All right, there you go, that was the call. As you bro, all you. Dvc. Yeah, bro, your mustache is looking really manly today. Way more facial hair is looking really great, Chez. Showy nailed it. Your pecs are really rocking.

Yeah. Got some rocking pecs, dude. You giving me a hard on just looking at how masculine you are. DBS AI says, Madam Nash is way better than Adam Nash. Kaiju Turtle, good episode this week. I like when girls come on the show, brings an energy to things. Lacey is a polar opposite to dick ideologically,

but she can laugh about shit a lot. And you can't hear a little bit of banter going. Asterios had a good bit. I was shocked. Nobody gives a nice compliment on this show. That was a good show. I was not expecting it. Yeah. And fucking help yourself, dad, everybody listen to show as a dad. Good job, son. Surprising. Yeah, surprised me.

Right. But I just said, good job. Yeah. I get that compliment a lot. Jamie was actually really good, actually. Actually, yeah. Yeah, I was surprised. Yeah.

Lou Sos. Dick Masterson, just an FYI, your Southern girl accent is fucking on. Oh, and that's coming from an authentic southerner. Both of you are. You should invite Jamie on the show next time. So she could hear it. That's pretty good. Let's see here.

James, oh, that's it. That's it. Thanks for listening. Go to patreon.com slash the dick show. Dick.show. Go to the reddit if you want to see what's new in Thanks for listening. Go to patreon.com slash the dick show dick.show Go to the reddit if you want to see what's new in the blurring the world of Maddox's rewriting history Think sees like He thinks he's the fucking agency in 1984

Let's do that all right calm down. I'm talking to Sean about blurring over here All right, calm down. I'm talking to Sean about blurring over here. All right. I see you next Tuesday. Do some voice moves. Come to road rage, road rage, Chicago, December 2nd. There you go. This one is fuck it, I didn't get to fuck dolphins, dammit. Now what coach is called?

This is from Giuseppe Pizza Rack. Here's a theme song remix I made drunk in a library. Been homeless for five months and catching up on your podcast recently. Has been a good time. So thanks for that. Where do I feel unproductive? Right in novel.

I have a home. And I haven't done this. There you go. Thanks for listening. I mean, this is in a library. Did he really? Yeah. I'd take back what I said about libraries.

Ready. There you go. There you go. There you go. Narotic story. Finish that one. There you go. There you go. There you go.

There you go. Devon O'Shaelet is the one who sent in the playboy, FYI. Give him some. Good job, Devon. Some props. Thank you very much, Devon. Let's see some voicemails. You got time for voicemails, Sean?

Yeah. Just a couple. Sure. Oh wait, here's, let me start with the Facebook news. I love that bit. Yeah. I did too. Test doesn't like it.

What? I don't think Test Likes do. Why? Hello, Dick, and hello, Dick Hads. This is the Facebook group news for the last couple days. Captain Jack S. Top story this week. A trap in the Facebook group, Matt X. Miss X.

Was evicted from her apartment this week for a roach infestation and having ratcheted on the floor. You know, on that week, she was taking photos of a nearby dumpster to which she will take shelter in. She would thereon answer questions that Dick had had until her phone died. Some Dick heads have questioned the validity of such a story, however, being the news guy, I did some research and discovered a sleuth of anime on a profile, pictures of Kauai, not the basketball player, the weird cartoon

shit, and pictures of her and anime conventions as well, using this evidence I do believe this story to be in fact true. Samo Bryan is going off to Con College on the 17th of this month for not paying the probation fees on a paraphernalia charge in the Wapping amount of $600. Adrian Swick advised Sam to quote, Get a credit card you moron. Lastly,

Big Creel Camp said the person who bet him $200 a Trump would have been in peach by November first has now blocked him on Facebook. This is the whole of the actual page for kids for the last time. Has now walked him on Facebook Bitch, what was that guy's name? Let me get it. Let me get that guy I'm gonna put a bet in peach final of November who bet him to Lastly Jake Creel camp said the person who bet him to a hundred thousand person fuck I bet somebody a similar bet in a year, but it was on Twitter. Oh, I can't cash in on it No, yeah He had to call into the show and read an apology. These motherfuckers think Trump's getting impeached. Like, it's

like a, it's like a religion to them. Not only that he'll do a shitty job, like, oh, he did get it. It's surprising. It's surprising that anybody would think that, that, that would happen this quickly, though. Yeah. Based on nothing. If I can't imagine what they're watching on TV every day to condition themselves into thinking like, yeah, he's, you know, well, it's this, it's like traditional headlines that are really quick where it's like, you know, it makes it, then it's like, oh, okay, no, well,

this isn't what it is. It's fucking stupid, that's it. Wait a minute. So this whole thing about him being in peach made me think about a question from the past that I had. What's your question? Uh, so I was too, I was too young to think about this whenever Bill Clinton was impeached or. Yeah.

Okay, so was he in trouble for getting a blowjob? It was for lying. Yeah, it was for lying about it's my mind. To who? To the, I think, well, there's a congressional inquiry. About what he was doing. Right. And he said, I didn't do anything.

Right. But why was that important? Well, you don't want your president to be a rapist. Some countries, is that what you was saying? Yeah, some countries like the US, don't. No. No, no, that's not, I don't know why. I don't remember.

Okay. I don't remember why. I don't remember. Okay. I don't remember why. Why did he, why was he in trouble for that? Does this not seem weird to anybody like? What the, for, I remember it at the time. I don't mind. I don't mind under oath to the wrong people

but why was it their business? Why was he under oath? Yeah, I don't want to investigate whether there's an improper relationship that they deemed and. But is that, I guess I'm just thinking why is that? I don't know, I don't know what could have been if If somebody made a case that somehow he was compromised because I was about to low job I well, I mean that's kind of that's what he lied about right? I mean

I'm doing something I don't usually do yeah Maybe somebody in the chat has it. Never asked to call the truth. All right. But why was he test? Why was he- Yeah, what is- Why did they want to know?

No, you definitely give a shit about that. Well, I know everybody gives a shit, but why is he being impeached? Well, okay. Paula Jones filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Clinton. And then as part of the harassment, excuse me, harassment lawsuit, he denied having sex with Lewinsky. So it was kind of like a... It's a lie going to war with Iraq or it turns into

being a war with Iraq and it was originally Afghanistan or so it just gets like a I said this is a dick in your mouth. Yeah. So it's a little different. But that was just a little but that but they impeached him but they the impeachment was for lying, correct? Yeah. Yeah. But he was already under investigation for sexual harassment. Okay. And hindsight, this seems all very weird, which part seems weird, because like other countries have mistresses all the, you know,

yeah, but it's not like a 20 year old intern that works for you. It's weird because the sexual harassment was filed by Paula Jones, but the whole, like, all anybody was talking about was Monica Lewinsky, and did she, and like, say that he did anything that was not consensual? No, no, no, no, but he's still lied about it. Right, he lied about it.

He said there, yeah. But then why did she become, and this is, okay, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, kind of part of that. Right, he lied about getting a blowjob. Why would a man do that? And so he is okay, because he lied about it. Right. He lied about getting a blowjob Why would a man do that and so he lied about his robot? No man would do that. He lied about getting a blowjob Everyone forgets about Paula Jones and just thinks about this consensual

Anyway, I mean anyway, it just made like like here wars.com hasn't forgotten about The stuff about Trump and impeachment made me wonder like i just started thinking about all the stuff And I was fairly young when this happened it just weird to me that's all There you go. There you go. That's what happened. Yeah I don't remember if the vote was close, you know for him because he obviously stayed in office As did Andrew Johnson the other the only other president showing off Yeah, you're right. What I'm saying is what I'm saying is in our country history

We've never removed a president from office via impeachment So never only with a gun. Oh, yeah Right. Yeah, it's it's quick and effective You just got deleted. Oh, yes. This is the internet calling message for Mr. Masterson. Yeah. We got some offensive reports from Houston areas and you made some threats against them with hurricane related.

Revealed jobs. So just want to let you know that you are being banned from the internet. Have a nice day. Bye. Texas forever. I still want you to have a nice day. Yeah. That's nice of them. Nice for the internet day. Bye. Oh, Texas forever. I still want you to have a nice day. That's nice of him.

Nice for the internet police. Yeah. They give more powerful every day, Sean. Mm-hmm. The internet police. I know they fucked up, though. They went too far. They banned Perez Hilton for a couple hours.

My sister texted me. Sister texted me. Who is the canary and said, Twitter just banned Perez Hilton. I'm so glad that we now have internet police period, full stop. Oh wow, you stop. If you stop my sister's access to celebrity gossip, you have just severely overplayed your hand.

And there's no coming back from that. Just, it's going down now. That's it. She doesn't forgive. No. If you fuck up her access to celebrity gossip for even a moment, even a moment if you delay her craving for its sweet celebrity news

and babies and whose butts are doing what? Right. Weeners. Sean. Yeah, that's, what? Right. Weeners. Sean. That's... You delay it for even a second. She will never, never forgive you.

Mm-hmm. Hey, yo, Dick Masterson. My name is L.A. Phil. I'm calling to address some troubling rumors that I've heard that stem from your little show. Apparently, a rather smoking transplant from Texas had asked you about my existence, to which you denied that I, L.A. Phil, I'm an factor real man.

You sang about my accent. But what do you think you are? Cockblock and the one and only L.A. Phil. Let me tell you, Brokey, I'm real man, and I'm all man. You know why they call me LA Phil? Because I fucking run this town. These biceps make the bitches moist.

I can bench press a Hollywood time without a pre-workout bra. Bitches love me. They love my amani suits. They love my bright red Ferrari. And they love that I don't skip a leg day. Unlike someone else I I know your Jamie As you want to know who LA Phil is let LA Phil himself show you over some fucking

Caviar's some shit What is LA Filceling movie film? That was his picture. Yeah, we are red Ferrari. Is that sound good to you? You sound like the uh uh, uh, Jager Bombs guy. Oh, my boys got this haircut. Perhaps he does. Uh, let's see here.

Hey, Dix, you know when you're really mad at somebody and you want to slam the door behind you as you leave? Yeah. Like when you're in mad at somebody and you want to slam the door behind you as you leave? Like when you're in a car or a place, just leave it open. It's so much f**king worse because now they have to get up and go close it. I know you don't get the satisfying slam but you really get the last word we just leave it open and walk away. Yeah, that's so hard to get up.

It's a great point. It's really crap. Just leave the door open. Yeah. I've done that a couple of times. So pissed off, whatever. You fucking do. Yeah, deal with your own door.

Leave the fridge open. Yeah, I wish someone had done that. Yeah. Leave the water in the sink on. Like the wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet. Leave all the water. Just everything. Yeah, just time.

I'm not gonna fucking turn this on. That's a you move. Yeah. Have I ever told the story of when you Yeah, yeah, have I ever told it? I think you have I think I have when you got so mad at your brother that you left the the tray of buffalo wings in the middle of a parking lot at a golf golf course Yeah, sounds round. It doesn't it Sean was in a big fight with his brother Well, yeah about who was, they were nearly each other.

And it was about who was going to return. You know those catering trays? Silver platter that they keep things warm. There was one at their dad's house for some reason. They left it there. The catering people left it there. So we were in charge of getting it back to the golf course where it belonged, returning it to his family. So I was in the back of your of your of your brother's car.

If your brother's explorer and you were pulling rank and making him carry it because your dad specifically asked him to carry it, but he was being a prick and trying to make you carry. Well, he tricked me. Well, not, but first he said, I'm opening the door and just pull it out and you pulled the warming, Sean pulled the warming tray out of the car. And then you gave it, your brother had it for some reason because you refused to take it out of the back of the car. Excuse me.

You refused to take it out of the back of the car. I knew it was coming. So your brother grabbed it and he took one step and goes, oh, here, Sean, can you hold this for a second while I tie my shoe? And then he bent down. He didn't even bend down. He just handed it to you and you being a nice guy took it and he just walked away. He's like, what the fuck?

And said, well, have fun with that stoop as he's like, oh, have fun with that. So you looked at me, Sean looked at me holding the tray, and there was like that wave of like, oh, damn it, I really got, got, and then it got like tamped down by like, I don't care about anything in life. And he just, he puts it on the ground and just walked away. He put the tray on the ground.

So then his brother, his brother then looks at me. Who is he asked to do it? way. He put the tray on the ground. So then his brother, his brother then looks to ask to do it. His brother looks at me and just goes, like his plan worked, but he forgot about the human component, which is Sean would just leave it there and let it get run over. But his brother was not that kind of person. So he's like, fuck, like he had to walk back more and pick the tray back up and carry inside. The most believable story I have ever heard in my whole life. Yeah, that was a good one.

Yeah, I could hear him. He picked you, but you really tricked him back. I could see you totally doing that, just feeling like, well, fuck this. All right, here we go. Hey guys, it's thanks to lesbian. I was listening to you idiots fucking talk about cooking, fucking over easy eggs. Stupid as shit. All you gonna do is cook sunny side up eggs and just base them with whatever Your fucking cook in them in so you can get the tops cooked too

So don't worry about flipping the fucking egg and you'll get runny your yokes God though, fuck you fuck you God though. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't want sunny side up. And eggs for guys who like their baseball games fast. Fuck off. Oh, that's right. He likes slow agonizing baseball games. That's weird. Yeah, it is weird. I got a bunch of egg tips throwing some water. Hey, Dick, you've been having problems with cooking your eggs. No, well, I got a solution for you. And what you do is when you're cracking the egg into the pan to fry it, you hold the

yolk in in one half and pour out a bit of the white. And then once you've seen that the under-bettenance starts to cook, then you pour the yolk in so that the yolk doesn't make like contacts with the pan. Interesting. And that way you get two things, right? You get on the one hand a nice, runny yolk where you can cut with a knife and solid bottom. Solid bottom. And also it doesn't fucking crack every single fucking time you fucking pick it up and try and put it in the pan you know what I'm saying like it it responds well to being scooped out of the pan and I don't know but you say you do it with the fucking flipping so I mean good luck with that shit dude you'd be better off doing it with the bloody shotgun or something I don't

know I did successfully flip back into this bachelor this morning hopefully good luck with your eggs because you know you gotta use a fucking spatula, man. That's what I'm saying. Paul, you get a poor bit of the white in first, or you can get those egg whites online, pour some of that in. Maybe it's online.

And they also love the eggs. Amazon egg whites. Egg empire, he's running over there. I flipped them with spatula. Big chicken. It felt stupid though. Yeah, the one is fun. Well, you know, you got to enjoy him in this part of cooking.

I didn't enjoy the spatula shit at all. So, that's not for you. I didn't even enjoy eating him. Really? No. In fact, I'm going to go throw them up after the show and the toast. The toast is going to get thrown up as well. Yeah.

And maybe some whatever should I eat last night? Well, you're going to join it. You better have a night for that. Hey, this is Mike from Michigan. So I realize what makes me a rage is that I'm an engineer. And after a hard day of telling my boss and customers and anyone else who wants to get some shit done that it won't work, it eventually works. And then I'm stuck in despair and at this project or this thing that came to completion in the face.

Every fucking day is a positive reminder. Oh look, it's fucking work. It's fucking work. So yeah, you kinda got it over on that one. I said it wasn't gonna work. That's all they do, these engineers. I'm not gonna work. It's not gonna work.

You can't stack two boxes on top of each other. That's not gonna work. You have to put a ladder on a ground. You can't put a ladder on top of your car and climb onto the roof. Ladders belong on the ground. Yeah. Can't do that.

It worked. Why don't you just shut up forever, man. That's funny. You get three of those. Engineers should have three of those. The cryptocurrency of cryptocurrency have been fucking wrong, dude. Then credibility is shot for an extended period of time at least.

Yeah, it's not money. You get three strikes and you're fucking out. And if you, you got to bet a wrong coin, a right coin. Yeah. And if it, it's like challenges in baseball. Yeah. You know, you get three every year, every year, an agency, dude, I should fucking make this crypto currency or football you lose your You know what I mean if you challenge and you're right you don't lose the challenge. Yeah, which is the dumbest thing ever

I guess you should just be challenged all that everything should be challenged all the time. They shouldn't even have on the field reps, right? Yeah, I'm I've gotten more and more on board with I'm definitely on board with Yeah, I've gotten more and more on board with, I'm definitely on board with balls and strikes being called by a computer. There is too much variance. I may have all the cameras already set up. Yeah. And it was both. I'm not blaming an umpire.

There was, there was, there was some of these worse, there were some of the worst called balls and strikes in this world series that I've ever seen. And it's on both sides. And there was one shot where they went to. And I think the Astro is one that game where they looked at, they cut up with the manager and he looks at his bench coach. And you can see the words, he goes,

I don't know where the strike zone is. Yeah, and it just makes, and always everybody. Like, what, yeah, you know, why don't you just take their cleats and unscrew them all a little bit then. If you're gonna have a ref I really just buy a whole calling shots the strike box on the TV. I really don't like it No, I want I want it. I want it right. We know when they you know We know from what Cyclops whatever

They double fall to us perfect every time you have it and it's on screen They pick what meet me a rage is fucking California bands. Everyone of those songs always about fucking California and it just grinds like gears. It takes them to do it too, but it's kind of endearing when they do it. It's like in a retarded puppy kind of way. Oh God. The California bands, it's just like obnoxious and it's not obnoxious. Yeah, we're better than this.

And we've got to sing about our fucking ourselves. Half the time it doesn't even make sense. We're just sitting on my eight. We got a song about a chick fucking dying. What's your name? Dude, what of those fucking California? Kisses me off Did it show you want to hear a little dick tip from Eugene Organ? It's not right to have your lady make money.

You've been more money than you. That's not right thing stuff. You know why it sucks when your lady makes money? And you don't. Because suddenly you can't tell her to shut up. Now listen up. You come home with a long day of fucking work. That bitch better shut up and give you a nice night, right?

Like I've got a fucking stressful evening. Just leaving it wrong. I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna watch something, read something, and smoke weed. Did he say, read something? Read something. I'm gonna tell you a book.

Suddenly, three emotions has to be validated. Suddenly, suddenly she has bought all the time in a world. You wanna get last night? I've listened to her five fucking guys. This is sad tires of Chicago. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I wish I just had the job.

So this conversation would happen. You know what I mean? I wanna have control over conversations. Yeah, it's true though. Like when you're a kid and you get your first job, you come home, your parents, I guess you guys aren't gonna talk. You're not gonna have me to push around this time.

You pick fuckers, can take your opinions. I might disagree with a couple of them. I might have some spicy hot takes about how you're running this Thanksgiving, mom. Might have a couple of problems with it. Dad, you fucked up as well. Yeah, get over here. I might roast your ass a time or two with my with my new job. Now that we're all on equal footing. Now that we're all equal terms here.

Now that we're all equals. We're all working for the man now. Yeah. You guys aren't better than me. No. Yeah. Stick it to the man. Yeah. All of them. All of the men. All of the men. That's why I live my life. Ah! Stick it to the man and I does. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, many have been sticking it to lately. All of them. Yeah. All of them. Yeah. Wow. Okay. See you next Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.