The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 166, Expositional Theme Songs IV With Zak Koonce

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

Seanbaby brings Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, back to fight in the deadliest game: EXPOSITIONAL THEME SONG KUMITE. 3 warriors, 9 songs about the thing they're on the soundtrack for, NO RULES.

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You get all the articles, bonus podcasts, access to Discord events, all the delight you could want on your worldwide web compatible devices. I'm TV's Sean Baby from the internet. And I'm here with my partner, Honk Honk Magazine's traffic stopping Hunk of January 2009, the great Robert Brockway. I turn around all coy and there's two stop signs on my buttocks, one on each buttock. like stopping Hunk of January 2009, the great Robert Brockway.

I turn around all coy and there's two stop signs on my buttocks, one on each buttock. Beep, beep. Stop for Hunks. God, your plugs are getting so good. I keep saying it, but this is the week I'm going to sign up. I'm going to pledge. I'm going to access the rest of that content. It's time.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm Robert Brockway. Here's a Brockway effect. I once got in a fist fight with an entire ska band. And if you know ska bands, you know, that's like 23 people. I will allow one follow up question, but only the right one. Did you win? Did it end in making love? Yes. To both.

love. Yes, to both. Joining us is friend of the show. He's an audio man and an oral man, the karate, weasel and computer black belt from the oral knots. Zach Kootz. Welcome back. What's up, guys? I before we started recording, Robert was talking about how he always feels like the little brother in video games, like how he falls behind because we were just too, too many at gamers that can't be stopped. I feel the same way with this show. Like you guys are just like so consistent. So on top of it, you're developing your, your voices, your sharpness. And I come in like once every six months and I'm like, Hey guys,

it's great to be back. It's cousin, my professional plug. You heard that plug. You're like, God damn, he's the best. It's like, this is the best business. What am I? I can't believe I'm witnessing this right now firsthand. I got nothing. I feel woefully behind. Anyway. Well, we always love having you. And, um, people love the, uh, expository movie theme song days,

which is what it is today. Hell yeah baby. And I think you're the perfect guest for it. We'll never have anyone else do it. Mark my words. Why are you the perfect guest? How else would people know you on the internet? This is my way of trying to segue.

Oh that's good. Let's do a plug. Oh shit. How else? Pro. You mean maybe you're talking about YouTube Arlnott's at YouTube. A you are at Al and ATS where you could find such things as shit that's been out for a while and nothing new because YouTube is a real bitch.

We've been trying to figure out how to how to make videos in a way that YouTube will allow us to exist with. So we've got some things coming out that are maybe going to be a little different than what you're used to on the channel. But hopefully we will be able to own them and be paid for them in a way that will let us to continue to live. You know, have you considered chasing trends and doing A.B. testing on titles and thumbnails?

Yeah. We tried making this face in your thumbnail. I can hear it. You can hear the face. I could hear the face. I could hear the the vastness of your your slack jaw and that's wide open and shock and disbelief. I remember the very first time I went to a YouTube Academy sort of class, the YouTube studios had just opened up in New York.

And since there are no East Coast creators, we were like the biggest up in New York. And since there are no East Coast creators, we were like the biggest creators in New York. So we got this access to the studio and these classes. And it was just a lesson on all of this shit. And I just was, I clearly my body language was like not winning them over. They were like, what's going on there? I'm like, I'm not going to put my fucking stupid face on videos. Like we don't not everybody makes the same kind of shit, but everybody that was there besides me was there to make those kind of videos. They're like, I want the one I want to be famous. I want my face to be everywhere.

I have a silly haircut. Like I look like a JRPG character. Tell me what to do. You know, it doesn't have to be your face. Make it could be C3PO. We've done that. We've done like like he's leaning back with his like surprise face. There you go. That's his face.

It never changes. But you definitely know he's like reacting to something. You can just tell this robot body language. Reacting to flesh. You've given me flesh. That's almost better than mine now. I've lost the creepy of voice. We're going to hire you from now on. I'm in. Yeah, we've always done a cynical stab at those tropes and practices, but it's always just out of pure meanness. We've never sincerely tried to adopt best practices.

It might still work. Nobody said that you couldn't be mean. Did they say it couldn't be mean in that workshop? Or they are. All right, you got to be nice about it. They saw what we did and they were like, you know, caveat, don't be mean. Don't make fun of us. You control all of your information and all of your access. Caveat. Oh, damn it. That was quite a YouTube plug.

I just spent my time just shitting all over YouTube. Yeah, it's really hard to talk about anything we do without complaining about like the world around it. Yeah. Yeah. Just the state of things. You enjoy collapsing infrastructure. I'm in one real time. You guys have already got this out of your systems. I'm this is my first one.

So I'm excited. Oh, first time. Good, right? Let's talk about expository movie theme songs. As of course, you know, these are songs written for and about movies usually by the insane, the confused or the uninspired. This is part four, if I'm counting right. This is an important event where the three of us compete in a head to head to head triple threat match of theme song and exposition.

This time the categories are action, madness and romance. These categories refer to the theme song, not necessarily the film they come from. Those are all the rules. There is no prize for the winner or even a coherent way to select one. Let's begin. Zach, you're our guest. Selecting goes first. Are we going action first? We you're our guest. So, that goes first.

Are we going action first? We're just starting with the basics. Okay. All right, so listen, every time we've done this, I've tried to be like, ha, ha, can you believe this song? I thought I'd change things up a little bit because that's kind of let me down a few times, I think. So, I'm just here to melt fucking faces.

That's my only goal right now. Oh, fuck yeah. Everyone in the songs. I mean, I got a clip from your song. Just let me know when to play it. Just play it. Let's just give people a taste. OK, which one are we?

Which what's the song here? Action. So this is a lion. OK, I see it. I see it. Here we go. Fuck man. Fuck man. Just so much. to the go. Transformers.

More than piece of the eye. Transformers. Just a loop for us from the rest of the episode. Nobody's in the sky. Fucking sweet. Transformers the movie by Lion, which is. Is that a real band? Yeah, they are. I actually did.

I finally went in and checked, checked out more about them because I've always meant to even before the Internet exists that I'm like, I gotta learn more about these guys because everyone just thinks it's white lion. It's like, no, no, no, this is lion. This is without the white. This is a this is a different band. They killed white. They got him out of there.

The regular lion now. No racism allowed here. Diverse lion. This is the most sincere and most powerful, I think, anybody has ever been about a transformer. Like, they took the assignment, they understood it, and they put everything they fucking had into it. The way you know this, I've never seen a music video for this. I don't think there is one, but you just know that his hands are balled up in fists, like at his side.

Fuck yeah. He's screaming into the sky. Like he's, he's trying to stop. Like ended that song four inches shorter. Absolutely. And with two more kids than when he started. And what I like about this song. And he was a truck.

He turned into a truck. He became a fucking long haul truck. He, uh, what I like about this song is that like a lot of these songs, they start off with some sort of vagueness that is like definitions of a struggle or some kind of inner power that's like could or may or may not be about the movie. This one kind of starts that way. It's like something evil is watching over you. And you're like, OK, OK, like, like negativity. And he's like, no, no, it's the evil you. It's fucking you. The fucking planet eater from the movie. We're not playing games here. This is a song about transforming robots.

I do think this is probably and I'm going to go on record here. It's a little bit of a gamble. I think it's probably the only metal band to rhyme. No place to run with Unicron. God, I hope they are. I don't I don't see a whole lot of competition in this in this arena. You're I like they rhymed coming from the sky above and there's nothing you can do. That's a good rhyme.

Sometimes you just, you know, you you you dip in and out of your rhyme schemes. We do that shit all the time. Like sometimes you're like, is this a rhymy song or is it not? And we're like, yes and no. Yeah. It's considered metal jazz. It's like it takes a left turn in the middle of the stands. I know, no music, super good.

But like the type of, I I'm like I'm assuming tuning Like the electric guitar sound they get from the song. I immediately associate with lasers Like if I if I did not know this was a transformer song and that guitar kicked in the start I'm like, oh, there's lasers in this. Uh-huh Absolutely, there's also a double bass pedal which I am a huge fan of Like right after the bridge, the drummer comes in who I guess used to drum for Engve Malmsteen. So that makes a lot of sense.

I feel like that's a double bass pedal kind of guy. And you're in your research. Did this guy sing for any other like notable bands? Because or does he just sound super familiar? He just sounds super familiar. I think they're just like, hey, we're like those other guys, but cheaper. So they did a few songs for movies. So I think that's kind of what they were going for.

We're like Dio, but we're Dio. Like, I don't know. That sound man. I had Dio to my wedding. That sound. Just you can tell in a glance that guy fucks with labyrinths. Like he's got a sword right now. I can tell. Probably some sort of a pewter statue with a crystal embedded in it. Yeah, he's got that. He bought the like $30 pewter dragon statue that nobody would ever buy from the

comic book store. That's who this is for. So I don't know this song rules. I didn't have a lot of I pulled it from a YouTube video and they actually had the song going during the part of the movie that played Stan Bush's You've Got the, which is a bad choice. No, it's fine. It works. No, no, no. Stan Bush is the touch and that scene of Optimus Prime doing a front flip and killing like 14 Decepticons, that's like, probably the coolest thing that's ever happened in a movie. I actually, you know what, I know Stan Bush has place in the Van Damme's fans hearts.

But it looks rather to this song than it did to stand bushes. You got the touch when you just flips does like that aerial flip and just. Full blown like fatalities, six because it's got the laser guitars. Exactly. It's been a long time since I've seen this movie, but like I did not remember the racist Chinese robot. Did you guys remember? That was Eric. I don't remember that as well.

Rekgar, the the junk plan. I remember him. He had like a very fume and chew thing going on, but yeah, I don't play him for some reason. Eric, I don't you're not allowed to do that. An actor from Asia. It's a really small place. The time. I don't think they were allowed to.

Yeah. But to Eric Eidle's credit, he did like a silly. I'd only learned how to speak English from like television, commercial radio waves or whatever. So he didn't do like a right of racist thing. Yeah, he saved that character. A bold acting choice that, you know, probably met with good intentions. Yeah, I think it's a very strong, strong choice.

Brockway, can you top it? Yes, absolutely. I can top it. A thousand percent. I have brought brought a song called this is the actual name name full name of the song Sudako versus Kayako the curse of shana nanana by By the band named Saikima to sequel to the band named Saikima It's a Japanese metal band that uh, they're kind of the Japanese kiss. They're like they're like you explained What's that called visual K? I think this is pre that because they're actually pretty old.

I think this is I think this is kiss, but like as done by the guy that draws Final Fantasy art. I just OK, just spikes and rivets and big hair and and fancy flowering outfits and huge collars. It's incredible. The song rules so incredibly hard. You can just play it. Maybe you like the sky, maybe you like the stars, maybe you like the wind, maybe you

like the moonlight, maybe you like the power, maybe you like the cash, maybe you like to play Maybe you think you're fine Maybe you think you're safe, maybe you're dreaming of heaven Maybe you think you're the last forever whatsoever Suddenly out of the blue, somebody you'll never lose It's gonna erase you and all, oh you'll remember From the other side of the door Coming down from the night before Beginning of the ending Coming down from the high-level We're aiming up the air and then go Hell, Hell, Hell

Time is talking, you hell, Hell Demons are laughing at you We have such, such joy in my ear It's a final production I'm fighting you, I'm looking at you Death, Death, Death, death has chosen you. Death, death, death is all I'm doing. It's capable of a- it's a turn your reality.

That is such a powerful choice. It's every arena song. Death, death has chosen you. Yeah, it's so jazzy and up. It's the happiest anybody's ever said death has chosen you. I get a little confused whenever I hear Japanese metal like this. It always seems like super talented from like the vocals. Like he's hitting these like hair metal pitches

and like clearly competent instrumentalists. I can clear something up right now. It was Eric Idle. What can't just now singing this? Just now that he sang that whole song. There's nothing in the race. The Japanese mascot. Yeah, but there's like something about the lyrical flow

and it doesn't sound like correct music. Well, it's because they don't fully speak English. You know, it's not it's not the way they're saying the words. It's the flow of it, like the musical arrangement sounds wrong in just enough ways that it kind of fucks with my brain a little bit. I don't know when it's hard. The wrongs are kind of just constantly falling down and just barely catching

themselves. That's what all of that felt like. It's just like tumbling down the stairs. You're like, I don't know. We're still making progress. Yeah, this is. Yeah. Still on the move. It's just every arena song you've ever heard.

The song's so fucking good. It is everything. I'll give you that. It's everything in the closet. To give you a little grounding, if you don't know the name, Sadako versus Kayako. It was a movie of the Japanese horror movies. So it was the two murderous female ghosts fighting each other like Freddie versus Jason. And this is the theme song for it. You that's important because they do something so fucking sick

in this song where they open this song with like that weird croaking drone from the grudge. Yeah, Kyoko's croaky. Yeah, and then they kind of build it. They play it against the building guitar riff and then later in the song it merges and it becomes the guitar riff and he plays like just a little bit

of just the croaking weird noise from the grudge as part of his guitar solo and it's so fucking sick. I will give I will give it that for sure. Just you heard it how it starts. It starts with him saying like, maybe you like stuff, maybe you like this, maybe you like that. That's too bad because you're fucking dead. You're fucking dead.

You can't like stuff anymore. Like you've been chosen by Justin and it's over. Yep. They call it through grudge related circumstances or VHS tape related circumstances. There's a lyric in here where they insist that I'm gonna assume they mean the fight between the two ghosts is like a fatal Olympic game,

which is. Yeah. Olympics must be real different. Final benifiction. Yeah. Now I don't think Ghost Murder was a medal event. Like swimming. Oh, that's the girls.

I think that's probably the summer. In Japan and the Japanese version. Yes, I'm thinking what these ghosts would be good at in just actual Olympics. Like. Kyoko does like that. Exorcist like backwards handstand walking thing that could probably. Yeah, gymnast. on a, on a.

That should be like math, rhythmic gymnastics. Yeah. Could put a give her a little ribbon to twirl. She's got this. Sidako comes out of that well really good. So maybe she'd be like, like the vault. This. Yeah.

I think you accidentally invented something I would love, which is laugh Olympics, but with just Japanese horror creatures Japanese just with the okay and various ghosts Who won that one? I never actually watched that because I heard it was awful But I'm fans of each one of those series Yeah, I never watched it either that movie started as an April one of those things where they started as an April fool's joke And then enough people were like, oh, yeah. They're like, all right, fuck it. Oh, like Tusk.

Yeah, it's just and then never turns out good. It's never a good idea. Yeah, just like Tusk. It's not a good idea. You got to let the joke be the joke and then just move on. It worked out from Warbius, though. I for my It worked out from Warbius though. I, for my, for my action song, I selected Hold On to the Vision by Frank Harris.

Of course, everyone knows that from the 1985 film No Retreat, No Surrender, starring a very young Sean Claude Van Damme and no second person of notability. Sometimes known as Karate Tiger, which is a pretty good name. Is it? I never heard that. That's amazing. Sometimes known as karate tiger, which is a pretty good name. Is it? Yeah, I never heard that. That's amazing. That's way better. They're both great.

No, no, surrender is fucking sweet, but karate tiger is better. Yeah. Karate Tiger though kind of implies like a Godfrey home movie. Yeah, Karate Tiger. I saw Karate Tiger. Karate Tiger, which I don't think there is. Yeah. So they probably change that for false advertising.

I'm sure everyone remembers this movie, which is good, because I don't think I remember it very well. I know it started with two nerds getting bullied by a fat kid, and he was 80s movies fat. So he always had like hamburger condiments smeared across the space. And he was always he was always vowing revenge while his much faster enemies left. So this guy, this terrible threat, he's tormenting our hero who sucks. He just fucking sucks, but he has a friend who totally rules. His friend is like a break dancing Marty McFly. Do you guys remember this movie at all?

I remember the ghost of Bruce Lee train him. Is that, is that this movie? Yes. Yes. Great. So the main guy, uh, he's tired of getting bullied. So he prays to the grave of Bruce Lee, uh, calls him Sensei Lee, because that's Japanese for teacher and the perfect thing to call a dead Chinese American. So obviously, Bruce Lee's

ghost appears to teach him Jeet Kudo, but it takes so long to get started. It's like 45 minutes before Bruce Bruce Lee's ghost appears. And it's, um, I bet most people don't even know this is a martial arts movie. Like if you tuned in any time before the halfway point, you would just think it's like a zany fart romp or whatever. But like then it gets going fast. So once he starts learning from Ghost Bruce Lee, he upgrades villains.

So the fat kid's still around and he's even doing karate, but then there's like a guy that does karate better. He's like more of a Johnny Lawrence and he becomes the main bad guy. And then like 45 minutes later after that they get another villain upgrade who is uh fucking an evil in his prime Jean-Claude Mandem against like this goddamn tiny boy from high school. So uh this part's easily 30 times more absurd than the ghost of Sensei Bruce Lee and so that's the movie uh just to get your recap up, which, I mean, this song explains it pretty well. Great. So that's pretty awesome.

It might not be as awesome as your guys song, but it's a song for learning karate 2 and nothing else. And it includes the actual name of the movie, no retreat, no surrender. But what if I told you there was a second training montage song for no retreat, no surrender that contained the words, no retreat, no surrender, computer play, amazing audio clip. Number two. Fight your battle, leaving the road inhibitions behind. No fucking way.

Stand by the road. There's no retreat. There's no surrender. Stand by the road. For you must do what your heart tells you. So I don't know. That's fun. I don't know what it means.

Maybe they thought the first songwriter was going to fuck it up. Maybe they thought the hero might need a train for a fourth villain after Jean-Claude Van Damme, but they're identical songs in every way. And they're both on the soundtrack. I don't know if I should get extra credit for that. Yeah, you had like a rushing nesting doll of no retreat, no surrenders. This is kind of a kind of an unstoppable attack. This is like having to fight.

No, I see what you did here. And what you did here was your song sucks. So you tried to you tried to use the movie. You tried to use like all but my movie rules. So here's what my movie's about. No, no, no, no, the song sucks. And you're like, OK, here's a better one than I did. An expository theme song.

That's totally valid move. That's fine. Let's find if there are no rules again, but I see it. I see it every time. Your song had death, death, death is coming for you. I can't top that. I can't top that musically. Right. I'm just saying.

Ghost Bruce Lee, Sensei Bruce Lee might be able to handle that. I understand why you're cheating, but I just want you to know that I see it. I'll remember this. I do wish for a movie now that had clear rules about their song type. know that I see it. I'll remember this. I do wish for a movie now that had clear rules about their song, like their motion picture soundtrack, that every song had to contain the title of the movie. That would be amazing. There is a haunting love song from No Retreat, No Surrender,

but it did not contain the lyrics. I'm like, that would have been perfect. I would have won if I had that. I'm just picturing a track list and it's just no retreat, no surrender over and over again. Ten times. Dude, you're so close. The the movie soundtrack for this movie is like five versions of the fucking vision song and then 15 of that second one I played. And then just like 30 second little melodies for the break dancing and the training.

What's up? There's a lot of break dancing in that movie. I've yeah. I don't know. Did you look at Frank Harris? Is he problematic now or the guy who's no, no, he uh, it looked like it's just a pretty standard studio musician. Like he was like, I done, I did a commercial for Nabisco and no retreat, no

surrender, like it's just, you know, okay. Oh, we gotta find that commercial now because you know, it's just this song Stand on your own they're baked not fried delicious sweet things I guarantee you that's what it is. It's tough to say who won that round I guess what will tally the scores at the end. Obviously it was Sensei Bruce Lee. So we'll begin with. I think Robert hit you with the late night at the Apollo hook on that one. He swept you off the stage.

Yep. Oh yeah, I got tap dance to the fuck off that stage. I see it. I see what you're doing. So let's move on to romance. Let's do same order. Zach, what did you bring us? I brought romance. Very romantic song from a romantic movie.

Ben Affleck and shit. Forgot to name already. Electra. What's her name? So they met. They dated for a while because of this movie. It doesn't get any more romantic than that. Jennifer Garner. Is that her? Yes. Jennifer Garner. Yeah.

Yeah, they they they fucked because of Daredevil because of this song because of this man without fear. The man without fear drowning pool featuring Rob Zombie. I wanted I struggled this one because, you know, I'm trying to pick it, pick songs that are like, they'd be funny to talk about. And then I was listening to them and like, this just rules. I don't know what to say about this. This song got me hyped up.

I wanted to go run around some rooftops and do some backflips into dumpsters. You ready for me to hit that clip? Yes, just go ahead and do it. A world of people's life giving way A perfect day A perfect day A familiar roof, a universe

Everything was shapeless, now clear A visualized like a drop of sound I am the man without fear You can't hurt me No! You can't stop me No! You can't beat me

No! You can't break me No! Come on, come on, come on, come on DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN devil into this microphone. I love it. And it sounds like it's from the wrong song. It's like he's reminding the rest of the band that song's supposed to be about fucking daredevil. Come on, come on, come on. It's about daredevil. Daredevil. He just, he just has like Dracula. Dracula is the only song he can write. You know what? This song actually made me miss him as a musician. I had a soft spot for old white zombie. Like they're just kitschy, psychedelic, hippy, redneck space trash was like just so strange to me. And aesthetically, I just thought they were cool.

And I just I just forgot that he used to be this guy. He was just used to shout crazy shit into a microphone that made no sense. And it was so big. This is the most like, like, non-nonsense song he's ever written. This one makes no sense to me. I just can't believe they got him for

what is technically like a Marvel movie. I know it was not the same deal or whatever. Whatever the workings were about. He has a Marvel, a page on the Marvel Wiki now because of this song. He's part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Yeah, absolutely. I guess they did. This is for some years. Who's your favorite MCU character? Oh, he's a that's he's part of the Marvel Cinematic. Part of the MCU. Yeah, absolutely.

I guess they did. This is your favorite MCU character. Oh, Rob Zombie. 100 percent. You're shouting. Absolutely. Four times. It does kind of the song seems to be about Daredevil's radar sense. It is. He's talking about like seeing shapes with his echolocation,

which is romantic. Yeah, there's a part here where he he's just his hello lady. Like, I'm assuming this is about Elektra. There's a part in here where he, you know, yeah, he could see her delicate features even through the rain because his senses, she just lights them up, you know. Yeah, I guess there's he flips like a single verse of romance in there. It's enough romance. I do believe this is as much as like Rob Zombie could

understand and define romance. Like if you asked him to write me like a special love song to commemorate our 30th anniversary together, this is the song he would write. Sherry Moon was giving him a handjob while he was saying this. Saying this to her, it was like, daredevil, come on. She's like, you love me. You love me so much. I know I understand. Listen to the saga of romance that happens

in just this one verse. He says, hello lady. She takes my hand, delicate features in this rain. And then after three lines of nice romance, it says, I lose everything. Can I dream? The voices scream, the voices shout. And it never comes out.

That's how long. The audience showed up. And Rob Zombie can be happy. Yeah. Well, the next line is suddenly your shot irreparably. It's not. I have to specify, it's one of the shoots that you can't repair. So that's crazy because he's like obviously sensitive to Daredevil's

heightened senses, and he spends all fucking song screaming at him. Like Daredevil can hear this song from four cities away. He is four cities. He's trying to sing it to Daredevil like across the land. Daredevil can hear the song from four cities away. He is for say he's trying to sing it to Daredevil like across the land. Daredevil. I think he is Daredevil in the song, and he's like, this is him echo locating the whole shit like he's got the whole city map. Are we doing one of these where like he's the main character?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you can't bring me down. I am a little bat squeaks darede screams dare devil screams dare devil to travel around Daredevil wait for the echoes to come back. Yes a hundred percent. See he says hello lady. She takes my hand First person right there. Well, I think it's definitely first person. Yeah, I am the man without fear. Yeah, there you go You can't hurt me. Yeah, he's So he's saying you can't hurt me and then like I don't don't know, Electro or whatever is like, yeah, I can. Like, no, no, do it through your girl.

I'll hurt you through your feelings irreparable irreparably. Suddenly, your shot irreparably. That's so great. Like, was it Electro had like a healing thing, right? Well, she could like maybe think of that movie wanted. Were they like laid down in the wax? Maybe she died in the comic, but that was like Ninja Magic, not superpowers. Doesn't count. Not is totally different thing. Ninja Magic. You can just go home and train

and learn Ninja Magic. You have to be thrown in the toxic goo for superpowers. I have a manual for it right here. I'm looking I could learn Ninja Magic instead of listening to you guys. You got some Sheet of Kim right there. Yeah, I got some Esra. I got the the martial arts book of the occult How to win how to give yourself an unfair advantage in any fist fight so play this song in the dick while they're out. Yeah, oh Yeah, that'd work too. This song with the lyrics. It's called Daredevil. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fighting a nerd. Come on daredevil They're called Daredevil. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm fighting a nerd. Come on, Daredevil. I almost did the same thing you did, Sean. I you you made a last minute swap and I had the same almost exact stumbling no retreat, no surrender. You almost no, no, you did. You almost went with a heart, a soulful like very the Vinnyas.

Oh, yeah, I I did the Vanessa Williams song from a racer. I really like how it's kind of a good song, but also it contains the word eraser like 15 times. Like she just, it's like all she knew. They're like, hey, Vanessa, you wanna do something? Tell me no more. Don't tell me another single thing about it. Unless she mentioned super bullets to the heart

or something, I'm gonna say. Right. Yeah, there's nothing about rail guns anywhere in the song. Like a rail me like a gun. I was going to pick a Whitney Houston song from Bodyguard. And I was just listening to it like, OK, this is just a really good song. Like, I can't. There's nothing here to it other than just like it's it's too romantic.

It was just too sincere. And I had to ditch it for for Daredevil. Brockway, what did you bring for romance? Oh, I brought the most romantic song from the most romantic artist by which I mean Pitbull from the most romantic movie by which I mean Gotti. Sorry, John Travolta. Just because you say romance a bunch of times.

I just have to manifest myself. I know it's such a beautiful pairing. Like instantly you hear like classic Italian mafia dawn in a suit. You think John Travolta, you think Pitbull, perfect guy for this. Right there, Pitbull. And he just writes the nerdiest goddamn song about the mafia. However, however, most of the song, I'll give you this. Most of the song is him just being like,

yeah, I'm off you guys, it's super cool, they can do backflips with that touch on the ground. And you're like, whatever. And then the chorus comes in and it's just, it's a woman wailing about her cursed European love and just like, there's a decaying old mansion in the background, they're dancing in the moonlight, somebody dies of absent poisoning.

It's such a wild swing. I'm assuming you have the clip. I do. Go get us, hustlers, gangsters, everything organized And if they hit us, it's a surprise One to the heart and two to the brain Looks like he lost his mind, let's ride There's rules and codes, you don't break them for no one Unless you're full of that fucking prick, Sammy the Bull I'm voting, me or I'm voting

I'm waiting for you to see me tonight But you left me No, bro mad sack Man Get the same assignment Two to the man. They did not get the same assignment. They got the third. Pop, pop, pop.

Pop, pop, pop. It's your favorite spot. Cops pop. Well, when you hook, he just shyly goes, John Gotti, whoo. His weird little ed grimly fucking falsetto voice. It cracks me up whenever I hear him. There is a verse about Pat Sejak, which I thought was weird.

I love that. I love that dichotomy of Pitbull and this just this heartbroken Italian woman who's like looks down and wait, is that Pitbull? Am I saying about Pitbull? What the fuck? So I didn't watch this movie, but was it basically like an Austin Powers movie? Because that's what I would think it was based on this song.

No, it was just a dead fucking serious, dead fucking serious. It was really bad. It was really bad, like almost the room caliber bad. I think yeah, John Travolta playing a real person is never going to result in anything. Played Nicholas Cage that one time. He was fucking great. If he plays like a he could totally do the next mannequin movie. Like that's that's within his range. Like a mannequin come to life from out of time.

It's perfect for him. I'm surprised nobody's pitched that. Did you guys watch that one that Fred Durst directed where he was the fan that mannequin? He did mannequin three directed by Fred Durst. I are you fucking with me? There is a Fred Durst directed horror movie where he plays a fanatic It's called fanatic and they did some really good wordplay really showing Fred Durst, you know layers

Okay, first of all, yes, I'm going to have to watch that Second of all, I really did believe you for a second when I'm like, he might do my anecdote. He's a weird dude. He's unpredictable. And Sean does have a way of like getting you to kind of believe the bullshit he's saying for like just a half second. I haven't talked about anything normal in like 30 years. I don't know why.

Why would you disbelieve it after everything else is ugly? Exactly. One more thing I want to point out before we get off the song is that this Leonel Lewis has this female singer's name in that and she has a beautiful voice, but she does have a slight lisp so that what she actually sings is, I'm waiting for you to shave me tonight. And that does change the vibe a little bit. Does change. And Pitbull is like, because I'm bald, do you think I'm just like the shave a little bit. Does change. And Pitbull is like, is it because I'm bald?

Do you think I'm just like the shave master? Fuck you, bitch. I do want to throw one of the reason the reason Pitbull had to do this song. Here it was lyrics. Fogged a gangster gangster to mobs to from no pot to piss and to pasta and lobster. Bitch, I'm a rock star.

So he he rhymed gangster gangster lobster and rock star and that's that's why he's on top that's like. Omicron run level rhyme. He definitely went the route where he's. We define this like in a few episodes ago we like what what angle do you come back from as the performer? Are you talking about the movie with someone who hasn't seen it yet? Are you talking to somebody who has seen it or are you a character in the movie? And you're this is first person. He's got in this one, right? Yes, he is John Gotti, which is weird because that's a real guy. That's a real guy. Very weird sound like this. I think I've heard him before. It doesn't

sound like people. I would love to think of Gotti just hearing the song and singing along to it like, yeah, he gets me. That's right. No, that's a that's a direct Gotti quote. Respect, loyalty, that'll be the part of Amelia. That's like Gotti said that. Fuck hop, pop, pop. That was also got a cop's pop.

Yeah, that's got it. Fucks same in the bulls. Is this a rival bull for a that's a dumb joke. I'm going to be honest. I love. Is he a cartoon cow? What the fuck, man? Yeah.

I like that the song kind of sounds like Pitbull went through the Wikipedia for John Gotti and kind of just like translated that to Miami gangster. Oh, yeah. If we were not, if we were still doing the criteria of like, did they watch the movie? No. Yeah, I don't think so. Does he watch the news?

No. No, probably not. Did he grow up watching Scarface? Yeah, probably a little bit. There's some of that in here. Yep, that's what he did. He was like, yeah, I got it. He's Scarface, but like Italian.

Some sort of Italian Scarface. I don't know, maybe they have a word for that. This is another round where I think I might be the underdog, but I chose a beautiful song. No way. You're the underdog in this round. OK, I'm glad you agree because I do feel like this is a strong choice. I chose the 1987 song, Lethal Weapon from the hit film, Lethal Weapon.

This is by the Canadian New wave band, Honeymoon Suite. And these guys look like the AI generated version of that. Like they're just denim and feathered hair from hair to toe. And they came out with this the same year as Running Man. And it had almost the exact same video. It was like 80s rock guys in the post apocalypse watching explosion clips from the film they're singing about. So I thought that was just a fun coincidence.

But I gave everyone an assignment because I think Honeymoon Suite is maybe the worst band name. And so I thought maybe it'd be fun if we all tried to come up with a thing Honeymoon Suite could be used for as a name, like whether it's a band or a thing. Did you guys do this? Did you do your homework before the show? Of course.

Yeah, I did. I'm a suck up. I did it. Excellent. Yeah. OK. Oh, good. Zach, why don't we start?

When you think of Honeymoon Suite, what do you think of? I think it's a new app targeted at gay people for couples to find a cuck to use the chair in the hotel room. Honeymoon Suite, download it today. Make the perfect match. It's really close to mine. Rockaway, what is it? What did you think it meant? I went with I went with an alternate.

It's there's a space between honey, moon, colon, suite. So Honeymoon Suite, I think that's a magical girl anime. I think it's a spin-off of a better and more successful magical girl anime. Only this one has like Honeymoon cards you have to collect or some bullshit and nobody went for it. That is so much better than a band

that was singing the song, Letha Weapon. Yeah. I said Honeymoon suite, Mormon's men's choir at a dick-sucking convention. Close. You're right. We're very close. There's an episode. We were so close. And to be clear, that's not a gay joke. They're just bad at booking gigs. Listen, mine, I've been a personal trainer for a lot of gay men for a long time. And the shit they're into, they'd be like,

this that is so like softball for what we're really into. It's like they'd say how square a dick sucking invention. How square they are. They call me when they're cutting off thumbs. They I heard them over. Heard them talking one day like they're like, have him come here. Tell him there's a sniffy hole here. And I was like, fucking, did you just say sniffy hole?

I was like, what is this new thing that you're talking about? That is in our gym, apparently. And I was like, I don't even want to know. So, yeah, where's Honeymoon Suite is very. Is it what it sounds like? Probably like a glory hole with extra steps somehow. OK, but it doesn't happen. I don't like that at all.

No, I don't like it. The name is just. It's a good name for a band than Honeyman's Sweet. Sniffy Hole. Yeah, yeah. That's the new. Lethal weapon by Sniffy Hole. But yeah. You're going to get so much to eat credit for having Sniffy Hole on

dropped name dropped in your podcast. Yeah, I bet people are going to love it. They're going to say, I like you guys better when you weren't fucking homophobic assholes. So these guys, they have the 80s thing where they're so manufactured and phony, but also just like really sincere. These Canadian dads mean it. Love is the lethal weapon.

But if you performed this video shot for shot today, it would require nothing to be a perfect to complete joke. It would just be hilarious. I like that you called them dads right away too, because that was my first thought. I was like, this is a bunch of these guys were born as dads. There was no other faith with them. What's fucking crazy though is that these guys were like, yeah, okay, let's do a haunting love theme for lethal weapon. But like, wait a second, what if love was Lethal Weapon? And then the other guy in the band was like,

hold on, wait a second, again, what if the whole song was about this cop who wants to die? So like, seriously, the verse number two is just about Riggs's death wish. They forgot all about the romance, the pain of heartache, and they just went all in on how Mel Gibson's character is trying to get killed. So I took a clip of this great and powerful love song about how Riggs is trying to die. I'll leave and love can be killed, leave the weapon God, so powerful When you lose control don't care, yeah That your life is on the line No one outside can understand You take your life in your own hands Indeed, love

can come a lethal weapon It's fucking beautiful. So so those guys watched the movie. Yeah, beautiful. That's so powerful but also like I would say the theme of lethal weapon is how uh right and wrong has nothing to do with the law uh and and so for them to say, like, what if love is just kind of like suicide? It's just it's just such a weird choice because I feel like that's already such a powerful love theme.

The idea of like, you know, like you could make it a song about marrying a horse. Like, you don't care what's legal. You know what feels right. He had me. Usually like love is a lethal weapon. Like maybe, oh, like the villain just needed a hug or no, no, no. It's yeah, your wife died and you never wanted to die more than now by your own hand. Right.

And you're taking it out on Danny Glover. The start of this video is why I'm going to give you. I'm good. You got my vote from the start of this video. And I'm just going to set the stage a little bit. So they're doing that thing, which I love so much that we don't really do anymore where they make the set for the video sort of look like one of the sets from the movie. Yeah. In this case, it's the big Climactic fight scene in the sort of ruined cars and the Christmas lights. Yeah. And then they make the guy look kind of like Mel Gibson.

Like he's just got kind of a Mel Gibson vibe. So much poofier. Yeah. He's not Mel Gibson. He's so poofy. To be clear. This is not. This is like you would not buy that he's Mel Gibson. He would tell you he's Mel Gibson at like last call in a Tulsa bar and you'd be like, no, but it's last call. If you were in Hungary and you had eight bucks to he's Mel Gibson at like last call in a Tulsa bar and you'd be like, no, but it's last call. If you were in Hungary and you had eight bucks to get a Mel Gibson impersonator for a birthday party, this guy would be your last choice. The opening moments of this video, he's like standing against a fence or something and he's looking off to the distance like he doesn't see you.

And then he spins dramatically to the camera and just says, what you lose your love. And then they cut away from him before his hair stops bouncing. It's just like an assault. Just like, bam. It's so funny. That's what I mean. It's face. He wouldn't have to change a thing.

Yeah. Oh, I left for like two minutes. It, it functions as a perfect joke. It's wonderful. If you showed this to a kid today and said, this is not from the 80s. I just made this yesterday with my friends, they'd be like this fucking brilliant, the funniest thing I've ever seen. I did like a, when he whipped around, I, when I saw his chest here for the first

time, I actually did like a recoil with my hands in front of my face. Like I'd see something I wasn't supposed to. It was intense. But he's wearing a chain too. That's how I know he's a real man. You know how much that, the hair got tugged out by that cheap ass chain he was wearing a chain too. That's why I know he's a real man. You know how much that. Yeah. The hair got tugged out by that cheap ass chain he was wearing. Oh, yeah. If he lifts that chain up, it's bald in the exact shape of the chain.

Just lost in the woods. That's the deepest V I think I've ever seen. Like. Oh, it's not even a V anymore. It was a suspenders, I think at that point. I'm going to buy that chain on eBay and I'm going to clone this singer from honeymoon suite 5,000 times with all the hair I find on that chain. Have to line them all up in a row so that they stare at synchronize and go,

when you lose your. Let domino it. They all turn around like in a wave style. When, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when. This is a perfect segue into madness because that's that's fucking crazy. That is one of the craziest things we've ever seen. We've landed on. All right, so, Zach, what did you bring?

I think by the least mad of the madness one, I brought in the song Hellraiser by performed by Motorhead, but it's got a weird history, but it appears in the film Hellraiser 3 Hell on Earthhead, but it's got a weird history, but it appears in the film Hellraiser 3 Hell on Earth. I kind of broke the rules a little bit because this song did exist before the movie. It wasn't written for the movie, but I will argue that Hellraiser 3 was made to go with this song. The director of this movie shot the music video for this as well. And they brought in full ass

Pinhead and Doug Bradley, the actor who's always played Pinhead in full makeup to be in this music video. He plays keyboard. No, he just watches Motorhead rip this song up. And then some with his demons, he's got his little demon posse with him. And some asshole has the audacity to pick a seat directly in front of Pinhead. So he dies.

He gets tormented mercilessly by the demons. So that so that Pinhead can have a clear view of the Motorhead concert. Even though they were an auditorium style seating, this guy wasn't even really in his way. It's the most pettiest fucking hell sentencing I've ever seen in my life. And there's some petty moves out there in these films. And then it just all kind of segues until like a tete between what I'm guessing is being presented as two real hell raisers.

You know, these are two masters of hell, their own perspective, respective hells in a just a straight up game of poker, like no frills. Me versus Pinhead versus pinhead poker. They're calling each other's bluffs. I can't tell if Lemmy loses or not, but he definitely. No, he wins. He wins. He's the table.

Like he does. He wins and like any more slightly more less confident, more self aware band would be like, no, no, of course we have to lose and something. Once he's like, no, I'm going to whip his ass. I'm so. I don't give a fuck with this guy's bow. He wins any. He's scared of him.

So I wasn't clear on the rules because he pulls a Joker, but it like that shouldn't be in the deck, right? You got to cheat. You got to cheat. He's cheating. It's also a motorhead Joker. It's like a branded. It's his own Joker.

So I'm my own Joker. Yeah. It's his own joker. So I'm a joker. Yeah. It says motorhead on it. Come on. It does. But I just I love it. I love this director's he's a you know, he had some fun with movies. He made the waxworks films. If you've never seen those, those are pretty delightful 80s camp. Hellraiser three is just the first time which would go on to just become a regular thing. Hellraiser three is just the first time

which would go on to just become a regular thing with hellraiser movies are just fucking unbelievably nonsensical and bad. This was sort of the last time it was like fun bad. You've got like hellraiser demons that are like a fucking dude that has CDs that come out of his face. And you say, the CD changer, this one with the CD change. This one. What's that? Yeah, camera.

The guy that just has a fucking camera lens that he just punches you in the face with. Like that's your skill. You just have a camera lens. I don't know what else to do with the camera guy. I could just look at you from really far away and you'll hate it. They're like, does he film dark secrets? No, no, no, no, he hits them with the front of it. He just punches a hole for your entire face.

It's like Anton Shigiri's fucking, you know, no country for old men gun. Oh, yeah. Is cattle is cattle killer. Cattle for that's that's what old camcorder zooms were like. They were pneumatic. They would punch your brain out the back of your skull if you had it on backwards. Old school cameras did like broadcast quality. They didn't fuck around. They would punch your brain out the back of your skull if you had it on backwards old-school cameras did like broadcast quality They didn't fuck around they would murder you. I Lost seven step-dads that way

But now this films I'll play let me play some play some hellraiser Every motorhead song sounds so different And I'm making the truth. And I'm raising out for the spirit of me. Triple H has been gargling that water around in his mouth, getting ready. That's a good fucking song. I made fun of Rob Zombie for always writing Dracula. Well, like, yeah, Lemmy always writes the same song.

I guess the only difference is that it kicks ass when Lemmy does it. Mm hmm. Yeah. No, let me. It's pretty good. And like I've said it before, but I didn't have a whole lot of exposure outside of like, I grew up on, you know, Soul and Funk and R&B and rap and hip hop and all that shit. So I didn't have a whole lot of exposure to like this kind of music. It was just movies.

So a lot of times I was discovering bands because of hell ratio three. A lot of us like this motorhead. These guys are all right. Like what else they got? They're going places. Yeah. And you're like, oh, the same thing. It's just that's exactly what I want.

I was 17 year old. I would recommend. So like I said, this song was written by Ozzie and Lemmy. So there's like three versions. There's a strictly Ozzie version. There's a motorhead version. Then there's one where they both do it, which has an animated music video that fucking kicks ass. It was a great video.

They're like fighting demons. And then they get called into space and they get turned into like space wizard cyborgs in a fucking Astro van. I don't know. It's a lot, but it's perfect. Back when all music videos wanted to do was make you go, hell yeah.

Brock, wait, yours is so insane. I don't even really know how to wrap my head around. Just play it and then we'll talk about it. OK, let me get that ready here. Yeah, hell yeah. We're ready. Uh-huh. Fucking rock.

Yeah, let's do it. What's so fun a time on a funky southern island Only 15 years from when we saw the world explode And the little young lad having fun and causing trouble Along came a dude who had a massive store that glowed Jesus Christ. Okay, just the most literal song I've ever heard. So that's revolution from the early 2000s anime

Rave Master by big big time ska band Real Big Fish wrote this song about every single moment individually that ever happened in this entire anime. We used to have a category, did the band, watched the movie before making the song. I want to say when they showed up with this song, the creators of the anime were like, can you have watched less of our show? You fucking nerds, I am uncomfortable right now.

Like this is really not OK. Because like I chose an extreme example, but like most songs are like you take sort of the theme of love and you sort of squeeze in the word daredevil or the word lethal weapon. This is just bop, bop, bop. Here's what happened in the show. There's one line that says, lived a young lad who found a girl with tonfa blasters. And I'm that's not a metaphor.

No, no, no, don't cut off their poetry. The stanza here is, only 50 years from when we heard the rave go boom, there lived a young lad who found a girl with taffa blasters. Together they must put an end to all of shadow doom. He who wields the sword must next become the master, seeking out the stones with a carrot nose dog. I just, okay, hold up. Let me set a scene for you here.

All right, it is the early 2000s. You're in study hall. You broke your disk, man. You have one of those little mini boom boxes people used to have, and you've got your headphones plugged into it. It's on the table next to you, and your bully walks by, trips over the headphone plugs, unplugged it in the middle of this song and it starts blasting out in study hall.

Do you survive that study hall? I think even people that would normally try to stop what comes next would get in on it, like the librarian. Yeah. Yeah, that librarian would kick your ass. Yeah. I think it's just automatic. I think it's like. It's also noisy. It's noisy, but also I have to beat you up for this. Like it's Scott and it's anime and it's somehow worse than the both of those combined.

Yeah. It's like squashing those bugs that you can't squash because they release like an alarm signal pheromone and signals the hive to attack you. Like that's what this would be. The whole school would just maul you to death and they would never know why. Like I don't know why I did that. Like we all just pretend that didn't happen, right? That was crazy. I don't regret it, but I don't know why I did it. This poses an interesting question now because this is a TV show, right? Is this like a series, I guess. Yeah. So are we are we open in the door to like theme songs now? Because this that's quite a door. I'm sure I've had before.

I feel like like Mr. Ed, like this is this is anime Gilligan's Island. Like this is definitely like my Gilligan's Island. There once was a man and he wasn't very good. It's like on the seas like it has that same. I don't remember the lyrics to Gilligan's Island. But you. But. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I feel like that was a skipper.

Yeah, he wasn't very good. They're. I feel like that's just an elevated level of like the the expository song. That's like a whole industry. It is really close to the Gilligan's Island theme, I think. Now that I'm. They were very inspired by it. They were. Yeah, they were going for like they both have the word taunfa blasters.

Yeah, Gilligan's carrot nose dog, the skipper is taunfa blasters. Skipper's shadow doom. I think if we're casting this, oh, right. It's got to be doom. Makes sense. Now, I think. I think G we're casting this. Oh, right. Skipper's Shadow Doom. OK, Doom. That makes sense. Now, I think, I think Gensher's Tonfa blasters. You know what I'm saying. Yes, of course I do. Whatever.

I wouldn't. What the? I chose Computer Beach Party. I'm sure everyone knows this movie. It's about a couple of guys. They're going to lose their beach to an evil treasure hunting mayor. It's quite a jam. So they use their computers to potty their way out of it.

I don't know why I'm bothering to explain it because the band Panther explained it out clearly across 15 different songs they wrote for the film soundtrack Let me let me find the find the clip Come on, come on, it's time to party! I'm fucking, be party! Come on, come on, it's time to party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party!

I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be party! I'm fucking, be funny. Come on, come on. It's time to water. I'm fucking, be funny. Just fucking shredding. So there's no way, no way they wrote that song in advance.

That's the first time they've ever played that song. It's funny you say that because this band Panther, they were started by the brother of the main bikini girl from the film Computer Beach Party. So they were already, they were already casting and then they asked. Anybody got any e-m's? This is the family.

She's like, my brother plays guitar. Let's have him form a band and write 15 songs this week. Do they work for negative money because we still need money for the computers? Our computer prop budget is exploding. So at a couple of years, Sean, you clearly just cut and pasted the lyrics, like because they have spelling errors and shit. I feel like this one you had to you had to do like this was yours. Yeah, I tried to transcribe this one because there's some very

Sean baby choices here like I want to scream I want to shout like you spelled it. There's no way that I did that. I like how there's this typical hair metal gibberish here like na-ba-da got nothing to blow. Spear attack, I gotta go with the flow. Like it's all just any rhyme. He'll fucking make it work. We don't have time.

We got 14 more of these to write. I like how in the clip, it's hard to understand it, but he says, I think these hot-ed women totally real and super bitching. I love that he had to clarify real. They're really singing about exist. I met him. I super hot. We French. Yeah. What is it with the 80s and hot blood? Like, why was everyone that was like ready for action?

Hot. No, man. I don't think I've heard that. Always hitting streets. Everyone's got hot blood. The blood is fucking scorching right now, dude. Ready. They're just, there aren't many bands that could get away with saying, tops off, schools out.

And this is not one of them. I'm a lady percent sure that's what he said. I listen to what he said. No, I listen. That's what he said. Tops off, schools out. Tops off, schools out. Tops off schools out. Like out. So I sort of didn't believe this was a real movie

because especially because in the in the video you I found it just said unreleased and I was like, I probably means the movie wasn't released. Right. It came out. No, this guy dedicated his life to like transcribing the music and like remastering it like he He loves this shit. It might be the guy. It might be the the hot rock and beat Like a real proper cult classic like it was completely forgotten about and then I think found footage festival found it

And then red letter media did something with it a few years ago So like if you search for it, you probably got those results. You're not gonna get like You know, oh, I didn't watch it. But tell me how close I am. I wrote down a magic 1980s party computer, deletes bikini tops and control pays sick waves. Dude, let's make that movie. That's not what it was.

Oh, that's the movie. Show it. Get honeymoon sweet to do the soundtrack and Panther. That's the dream team. And Rob Zombie. And this sub we have to tell them. Honeymoon Panther or Panthers. You have to rehearse before you show up.

We don't rehearse, baby. Sweet Panther. Oh, that's a good one. Topsof, schools are out. Girls are real, I promise. Nuh-uh-duh. I love how the melody falls apart where he's like, Hot, rocking, reach party.

It's just, oh. Oh, it's never played that song before. This is a full blown panic. They're like, come on, we can jam. We'll get it. And then they got up there and was like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. What are we doing? What are we doing?

His sister's topless, like, retinas eye line. I also like how his descriptor for the fire is flame. Music, loud fires, flame. You know how fire does. It's just flaming. You get it. Well, some fire going to be fucking nerd. This beach, I will claim or will I claim?

Got it. I'm like, weird. This beach, will I claim? You did a pretty good job, though. Rhymes of flame and you're not going to throw away fire's flame. That no, that lyric is locked in. It's the next the next rhyme. You got a force.

Yeah, first takes only. I wrote down these girls are lame, but I can't use that because they're very real and cool. They're super cool. Tops off. You see the start of that verse. It says BJ's packed with girls so red. Yeah, I'm almost certainly the real word is rad, but he says very clearly red.

It's red. Yeah. I don't know what he's reading it and listening to it. Like, no, he said red. Like that's he just burnt. Like, do they have bad skin routines or? It must be. Well, he rhymes it with this scene, ain't too bad. Right. Which it was supposed to be great 70s

lingo for the 80s movie. Because we're red. Yeah. Red. If it was 70s, it could be either. Red probably wasn't a thing yet. No, it's like a mid 80s movie. Oh, OK. Is anybody in this? Like you got it like an Andrew McCarthy or like what?

No, nobody. Now, I don't think anybody has the computer. Anything did this. Yeah, any car, the computer. Cindy Loper is the topless sister. How great would that be if you got Cindy Loper as like the main bikini girl and her brother, who did the music? Captain.

Well, that'd be the perfect story. So I let's see. I feel like let's go through and see who won. OK, if we can if we could do that. Action, I feel like. Nobody's going to give it to me or Zach for action. You don't think I think that's why it's like, come on. You're going to go. Transformers is great.

But like that fucking tumbling insanity of Japanese nonsense was very powerful Okay, but I'll keep in mind that you were a close second as we move on to romance All you I only was pulling for transformers cuz I know like man without fear is not winning romance like well or maybe What's got Gotti and then power? Oh, I'll leave the weapon. I'll leave the weapon fuck the weapon with its ass Rob's always got enough and I do scream daredevil during sex. So for me, you can't hurt me. I only do that when the move I'm doing is the daredevil. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you want to describe that or just want to let my imagination fill that in? Oh, you close your eyes and do a backflip and you hope you land in the right spot. Okay. So it's like daggers. Yeah, you say daredevil and then she's got to line it up. Yeah, it's like ball in a cup. I'm gonna stop. I feel like...

Daredevil or double dare. This is crossing lines here. Yeah, no, the double dare is when you reach into the woman and pull out a red flag. Yes. OK. If I forgot. And then you win as many Nintendo games as you can strap to your jumpsuit. OK, OK. For madness, I feel like Brockway wins again

because that's crazy. Or then scob and Zach, what do you think? See, he was I was going to let it slide, but then he tried to disqualify you for for one of your songs. And I wanted to disqualify for being a TV show theme. But I had. Oh, no, I didn't disqualify. I just said it sucks. That's true because there are no rules.

No rules. OK, you're right. So you win. That's the that's the rule. You got you got animated elegans Island. And I only brought a song that just genuinely melts fucking faces I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah, you brought a good song Whips ass. I was fucking stupid. Yeah, I tried to win with quality I you know, I didn't win with silliness before or maybe I did. I don't honestly remember I think you did it's been a while You've been silly in the past. Well, congratulations to Robert Brockway. I think you did. It's been a while. It's been a while. You've been silly in the past. Well, congratulations to Robert Brockway on that.

I think you swept it, right? No, you got lethal weapons. So yeah, Robert got a 23. I couldn't hold a candle to lethal weapon. I fell in love with Ukrainian Mel Gibson over there. A lot of things can be lethal weapons. Guns, karate in the right hands. A triangle choke.

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