The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 17, Hot Dog Nights: Megan Wants a Murderer, Part 3

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

Seanbaby and Brockway detain Lydia Bugg for questioning. The question: Which one of the reality TV show "hunks" in Megan Wants a Millionaire is actually a murderer? Brockway doesn't know! He's on the hunt! Don't tell him! He has to learn how to do this on his own!

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Yeah. Nine thousand. Welcome to the dog zone, nine thousand. The official podcast of the one nine hundred hot dog comedy hilarity website. I'm TV Sean, maybe from the internet. And with me is my partner in hot doggery, Robert Brockway.

Hey, this is the energy I'm bringing today. Fucking hot energy real low. I don't know why I like bring us in like we're drive time radio or something like every podcast is just like, Hello, welcome back to the thing. You know, they do that MPR voice because it's like, what the fuck? We don't really need it.

Plus our intro is like this super high energy song. Maybe that's why I do it. Right. You got coast on that energy. I feel like I should be running into the room and then like spinning in my chair and right up the microphone like, Hey, I'm back. Oh God, just made it in time.

I like it. I think let's take it from the top. We'll try to Robert Brockway. And then, and then you do it. The thing you're welcome to the dog zone. 9000 the official podcast of the 1900 hot dog comedy hilarity website. I'm TV Sean, maybe from the internet.

And with me is my partner in hot doggery, Robert Brockway. Hey, oh, hey, am I on? I'm here. Let's go. All right. All right. You were saying something about the way I'm down with the way. Have you seen this in the news?

Have you seen this? We are guests today. I'll repeat guest. Third time back. Lydia bug from 1900 hot dog. Hey, doing sound effects. Now you are coming off a pretty strong victory in

Sean baby's book game. Yeah. On how to enlarge your boobs using psychic powers. It's not the exact title, but something really close to that. I mean, everybody, everybody gets it immediately, I think. Yeah, that's a very easy concept. Everyone should get that. You'd think that'd be a more popular genre, but there are in fact not too

many books that increase the size of your boobs using psychic powers. Believe me. The one works. Why would you need another one? Yeah, it's fine. Mine are back to normal though. There's a lot of incantations in the book that can like decrease the size of your boobs as well.

I'm back to normal. 36 C. Pretty luscious, but like I can go jogging, whatever. We'll fix that. We'll pump those numbers up. Yeah, we'll have to play it again because I know I won and I know Brock way took that really hard last time. So he's been playing a lot.

Now I'm not even a victor. I'm just a tie. That's true. It gets worse every day. I didn't even prepare worse every day. That ties going to linger at least past this episode. And speaking of this episode, this is Megan wants a millionaire episode three. And I want to remind the listeners not to tell Brock way who the murderer is

because he still doesn't know. And hopefully this episode will give him the clues he needs to catch that murderer 12 years ago. Are you actually reminding me because you know, I looked it up immediately. Yes, I'm reminding Lydia, all of our Discord users, anyone on Twitter, just keep it quiet. Real passive aggressive. It's OK because I have face blindness for murderers only.

So I completely forgot already. I haven't forgotten about that. I've got that written down. Lydia does not remember murderers. Good. The worst kind of face blindness. That way you can remind me specifically the worst kind. You can remind me that I don't remember murderers if we encounter someone

who you think might be a murderer. He seems like a nice man. Lydia, he was a murderer. He was wearing prison jumpsuit. Holy shit, I'm a murderer, too. Lydia, that's John Wayne Gacy. Oh, no. Well, he seemed real, real pleasant.

We got to stop visiting him. He gave me a magic potion to drink. Another thing we like to do at the top of the show, we like to talk about our current projects. I'd like to go first. I'm working on one that has completely cracked my entire brain. Do you remember the hit Nintendo game? I think it was 1989.

It's called Shatterhand. Are you familiar with Shatterhand? No. Sadly, no. It sounds like you got duped. I feel like you bought that from a flea market and the sticker came off to reveal it. It was originally like a bootleg Mario.

It was 152 Super Bro games in one. It sounds like the sequel to the Tony Hawk game where you just go to the hospital and they fix you up after you do all the Tony Hawk stuff. You just got a broken wrist from your box jump. If that's not a Rob Leefield character, it is now. It does sound exactly like a Rob Leefield. You just got a really good idea from that.

The plot of Shatterhand is this. I read the manual, but for the conceit of the article, I didn't read the manual. All I had to go on was the cinematic at the start of the game, which is a dude who's got medieval cyber armor. He needs shooting a machine gun. Shatterhand comes in, blocks all the bullets, and then punches him the fuck in the face,

and then the game starts. That's all the context you get and all the exposition you get until the very, very end when Shatterhand is standing in front of an exploded world, and then he lets out one little smirk. It cuts to black and white, and that's it. That's all I know about the plot of Shatterhand. Okay, it sounds like you're a bad guy.

It does kind of sound like you're a bad guy. So the conceit of this article was that I'm going to write the novelization of Shatterhand, with the bit being like there's no story to write. Oh, I love that. But as I started, I already fucked my whole premise up because I created an entire world for Shatterhand in my head. I ended up writing like 15,000 words about Shatterhand.

I'm like, this is not an article. I'm writing an entire book. Yeah, you wrote an novella about Shatterhand. Yeah, I wrote a whole note. So then I scrapped it all, and I rewrote it with a whole new premise. I'm excited to show people. So anyway, that's why I know, Brock,

where you run our calendar and you're probably like, where the fuck is my pictures of Spider-Man? And that's why I'm three days late on this, but I think it'll be worth it. And that's why you're fired. I'm firing you from the site that you started and are beloved for. Unwisely gave me that power, and I was like,

this is not a good idea. Is that what that contract said? Your insistence. I didn't even read it. There's two whole paragraphs on that. It said Brockway controls everything signed here, and I was like, I'm not fucking reading all this. You have to have saved the novelization

you wrote of Shatterhand, though. You have to at least say that you did. So that our fans can have something to yearn for. There needs to be like a holy grail that they can search for after you die. I never delete anything. It's on my hard drive. It won't be some behind the scenes years from now.

Until the story of Shatterhand. In fact, I want to... I took some inspiration on the second draft from our Discord itself, because they love this book called Steel. This dude, he's like a cyber steel man, and they're always putting in like pages that they scanned from Steel, and so I'm like,

I feel like Shatterhand is a very steel-like character, and so maybe they'll see some similarities. It's gonna be a hit. It's gonna top the charts, top the hot dog charts. Yeah, Guy with the robot part was all you really needed in the 80s. It was so easy, so easy to do anything. Guy with one robot part or more.

Yeah, as long as it can punch itself. I still buy it. I like to cyber man with tank for legs. I like to cyber ninja. I like to cyber cop. I was into it all. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I'm putting on airs.

I'd still do it. That's still all you need. Guy with one robot part. Yeah, that's true. I'm not above Guy with one robot part either. If you had to pick one robot part for the guy to have. But...

Very nice. Robot part. Now the robot part I would assume would shoot some rockets. Like some kind of a turbo flying fart power, maybe. No, it's like a... It seems silly. He crushes you with his bugs of steel. Oh, okay.

So he lures you into an erotic romance. He's like, hey, come over here, stranger. You ever penetrated a non-cybernetic butt before? I'll be like, whoa, hey, fella. And then when I least suspect it, grab with the power of four tanks. No, you made it way more erotic than I was thinking. I was just thinking, you know, he kind of jumps on you

and squeezes your leg with his butt cheeks, like crushes your leg. And that's not erotic to you? No, not at all erotic. The most erotic thing to me. We have very different priorities. Well, Liddy, what are you working on these days? I turned in an article.

Mine was on time today. Oh, burn. She's the shown baby now. Yes, no, it's our site. That's what the rules say. I turned in one about this lifetime show called The Witches of East End, not to be mistaken with the Witches of East Wick.

Which was a Jack Nicholson share. Yes, yes, to be mistaken. They really hope you mistake. Yeah, they really want you to mistaken for that. Even the font for the show is like, did you look at the article already? Because I was not looking forward to talking to you if you read the article because it's kind of one of those things.

I have not. Okay, good. I haven't either. Yeah, you like, I was hoping to talk to you before you read it because you don't want to like look someone in the eye after they've read that article and know that I watched that show without the intention of like writing about it

for the website. I just liked the show. Yeah, it's my jam too. It sounds like my jam. It was like a year ago, I watched it and I couldn't really figure out why I liked it and then I was like, this is the horniest show on earth. This show is just, I mean,

I did a countdown of like... Shows more banging monsters are the best. Yeah, like I grew up in the twilight. Well, like slightly older than the twilight generation. Name one better idea for a show. Robo butt. Yeah, Robo butt adventures. You don't think that's about banging a monster?

I told you, it's not erotic. He just crushes your legs with his plate. That's what fucking Frankenstein is into. But yeah, so it was like a lifetime executive woke up one day and realized that Twilight tweens and vampire diaries teens were like old enough to be in lifetimes demographic and they were like, we have to make an adult monster sex show.

And so I counted down some of my favorite weird sex scenarios from that show. The best one being the monster that they invented for the show called the Madrigora that was very poisonous and it was just a naked, completely naked blue guy, very Dr. Manhattan-esque. And he has these tentacles that come out of his back

and attached to people and it either kills them or he fucks them and that's how he eats. He eats the sexual energy of his partner. Oh man, I could feed that guy for weeks. Well that's the thing. After hearing that story. Somebody has an army of Madrigoras which implies that there's an army of people

whose job is just to fuck the Madrigoras so that they can survive. Right, you gotta top those guys off. You gotta duck in there for just a quick bang, a quick tentacle bang. That's what they eat. Or maybe they just stop by old dusty ghost towns or mining towns and just drain the whole,

just fuck the whole town to death and then move on. See, now we're writing a great episode. Yeah. Yeah, now this is just a writer's room for the witches of Eastwick. Or witches of East End. Damn it. Even I don't know the name of the show.

By design. I think I wrote an episode of A-Team. It's an old mining town and people start disappearing. And then there's a new bartender who's like this weird Santa Claus type. And then after they tell the story to this new bartender, they're like, oh, you gotta get out of this town, pal. People are disappearing.

And he's like, hey, guess what you just did, pal? Pulls off the Santa Claus mask. You just hired the A-Team. And then boom, credits. And then the A-Team has to find these Madrigoras. And just fucks them until they die from it. Turn the tables on them. Like a montage of them just welding and fucking.

That's the face move. Like B.A. builds them like a sweet truck. His face is four. Yeah. He's the gopher. The ladies man. I have not seen the A-Team. I do not know.

You have now. That was it. That's it. That's every episode. Is this what happens on the A-Team? Is they find people and just fuck them to death? I don't know. Every single episode.

There's always a little of that. It was like eight seasons. It was great. I'll have to check that out then. No, you go. I think the A-Team is legitimately one of the best structured action shows of all time. Because they have four guys. They have the wild card Murdoch who is also a very accomplished pilot.

But they have B.A. Barakas who's like the toughest guy in the world. He's a very fine craftsman and a great driver. And he has a cool van. But he also can't fly. So they're constantly having to drug B.A. because he loves milk and he'll always drink a glass of milk no matter how many times you drug him with drugged milk. What? Then they fly him someplace.

And fuck him right to death. They fuck him to death. That's always the B plot of every episode. How are they going to fuck B.A. to death? The show sounds messed up. I don't know if I want to be involved with this. He's the scrounger. If you say, hey, face, we need a radiator for 87 Camaro.

He will go fuck a lady until he finds one that has a carburetor that he needs. That's not a joke one that we're adding for this. That's actually how that happens. Ripped from the headlines, the A team headlines. And Hannibal is the brains, the, you know, the colonel. Anyway, it's a great show. There was also a lady. I don't think she had any abilities, but she was, she like maybe ran comms or something.

Lady was her ability. You had to have one. She was a lady. The girl one, my favorite character in every show. She helped them disguise themselves when they had to go undercover as like a bosom buddy style, like cross dressing episode. She barely, she barely got a name, much less personality types. Hannibal was a master of disguise.

That was his, uh, his other ability. So if he needed like a Godzilla character, he'd have a Godzilla costume handy. Why would you need a Godzilla? I thought that they fought like regular people. So many, so many reasons. Okay. Right. If they had to fight a gorilla, you wanted Godzilla there.

Yeah. Okay. I mean, B.A. is strong, but he's not gorilla strong. I think we should talk about the A team more often. I really enjoyed this. Yeah. Next episode, just talking about the A team. Yeah.

Just explain the A team to me for the rest of the episode. Right. And then just liberally mix in our lies and see how it goes for them. Like I've seen pictures of the A team and I know that Mr. T is B.A. Barracas, right? Is that who he is? Yeah. Okay.

Sergeant Bosco B.A. Barracas. And that's all I know about the A team. And I think I know about that from writing the wrestling article that I wrote because there was some mention of, I've written a couple of wrestling articles. There was Mr. T was in one of them because he was a wrestler at Sumble. Yeah. He boxed Roddy Roddy Piper at WrestleMania one and he had a tag team match with Hogan

and Piper and King Kong Bundy and another. Anyway, he was technically a wrestler. He did an episode of Sand Live with Hulk Hogan. Everybody in the 80s was a wrestler for at least like a week. Yeah. Farrah Fawcett, was she a wrestler? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, for sure. Yeah. Okay. Good old leaky Fawcett. It was a plumbing themed tag team with Lou Elbano and they just. George the Animal Steel was actually Farrah Fawcett. This is a good episode. I'll just list 80s people and you could make up their wrestling names.

Well, Brock, what are you working on while Liddy thinks of 80s names for us to turn into wrestlers? I am working on a piece about the the Saskatchewan Wheat Pool Adventurers Club, which is. Exactly. Is that a real thing or a show? It's a real thing. It's like a. It's just going to take some time.

Okay. The Wheat Pool was like a grain conglomerate in Canada and they wanted to start kind of a 4H club for kids. Okay. So they did that by starting also like a fan club that was of a superhero series that they launched. So this is a series of comic books and and like pogs and activity books starring wheat and grain themed superheroes only.

You can't find any of the comic books. They just don't exist anymore. Everybody lost them to tragic grain fires, I'm assuming. But I found all the promotional material for the fan club. So it's it's about the fan club for these comic books that I don't have. And what era was this? I've never heard of this. I want to say 90s.

I want to say mid mid to maybe early 90s. Okay. That's a one Wheat Pool Adventures Club. And and of course, of course, all of the characters are well, the good guys are grain or grain themed. What do their powers look like, please? I would love to know. Yeah.

Well, that's one of the things I spend the article like they have some of the characters have like on brand on theme powers like they have one character named Wendy Wrangler and she's just like a country singer country singing lady and her power is like her songs can sort of wrangle people that can control them, right? So that's something. And then they start reaching. So then they have one lady named Fantastic Flax and and her power is that she can disappear in anything much like Flax, the flex of sure.

I like it. That is a good ad for flax right there. Right. It's much better than the other one, I think it's a little bit of a stretch. But but you sell on it. But then they have like awesome oats. Can you can you make up a power for awesome oats? What would you assume awesome oats is delicious like oats so he distracts people with his

deliciousness? Sean Sean, what's your guess? He's filled with fiber. So at any time he could just like fill it just blast out the back of a toilet. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're going to feel so foolish. He can see into the future.

That's be handy for a farmer. Sure. I can see that as all oatmeal can do as we are as oatmeal is very famous for doing can see into the future. And then they have like they have bearded barley and bearded barley's superpowers are and I'm not making this up. One of his superpowers is that he's from Asia. Oh, yikes.

And then another is that he can talk to animals. OK. And somehow any animal or just Asian animals like any animal. But also there he has some horses that pull him in his chariot. Apparently he has a chariot at the speed of light. Whoa. Dang. The speed of light.

Not things I associate with barley, by the way, this sounds way better than the thing about this. Oh, I was just saying if you travel at the speed of light and you and you're a horse I think the physics declares that you have infinite mass. I believe as as you approach the speed of light and you're not a photon, I think your massive approach is infinity. So I'm saying that what he's doing is is turning into a black hole. And they they of course do cover this with scientific accuracy in the pages of the Saskatchewan

Wheat Pull Adventurers Club. I mean, they don't they obviously don't skip out on that kind of thing. I like this much better than Alpha Flight. Yeah, that's not hard. There's another word for flax seeds that's very troubling that they named the female character flax. I don't like that at all. Yeah.

Yeah, they probably couldn't look it up at home and gasp on your own time. But it's I don't like that at all. You know, there was a rough draft like, oh, we can't call like one of the only two women on the team. Yeah. What if we put that into a thesaurus? OK. Flax.

Sure. We call it a flax. What's an f thing? Fuckable flax. We'll call it fuckable. Well, we can beat that. Anyway, of course, they're they fight the grubby gang who are the very like super villains based on the various grubs and molds staple crops.

I thought it would be like junk food or something. But I guess there's no you got to get way more literal with this. Got it. They did not. They did not take any outs. They were like, we're going to write this thing and it's going to be about crops and we're not going to like about the machines or we're not going to take any liberties. It's going to be the actual crops themselves.

Our main villain is transportation and storage issues kind of. Yeah. Curse you grain silo that's too full. I like blotch blotch, whose enemy is bearded barley, the Asian world destroyer. And he has a little quote in his profile piece in the promo materials where he says, hey, big barley man, wait until I get my sticky disks into your beard that is made up. That is not made up. That's bullshit.

And until I see the article, I'm sure that's bullshit. Well you're going to see it. Eventually. Yeah. You're getting pretty good at Photoshop. You could probably fool me, but I'm getting there. I don't buy it. I'm not there yet.

I'm not quite to lies yet. I'm to trickery and deceit sure, but not outright lies. Lady Brockway knows how to put an animated GIF underneath a different graphic now. Like so he can create like a TV with a moving screen on it. And I will only use it for evil. Yeah. The first article he used to do is about turtle boys sucking each other's assholes. So like that's what inspired him to learn.

Now I'm even more excited about that article. Yeah. That was one of those things where I really didn't want you guys to have seen it the last time when I talked about it because I'm glad you possibly still haven't seen it so that we can be as friendly as we're being right now. He raced it from my brain. I've already read it. Yeah.

Some week you're going to ask me that and be like, what are you working on and be like, nothing. I can't. I'm sorry. Just read the article. And then here comes the turtle boys. I'm working on my personal skills. I'm working on my resume.

That's what I'm working on. That's true. We're like the last island of internet comedy. It's just any day now the internet is just going to say, nobody gets paid for anything on here anymore. Sorry guys. It feels like that was like two years ago that that happened. Yeah.

We're the last holdouts where we've got our little castle all walled up and under siege. The Alamo of internet comedy. That should be our tagline. I really like that. Thank you. You've been carrying that around your back pocket this whole time? Yeah. I love it.

No, I'm a marketing man now. I hear Don Draper's voice in my head. He shows up and he's like, hey, that fuckable flax girl, drop the fuckable. It's cleaner that way. You're like, oh, who's that guy? Look, they're all going to look at her and they're going to think it. It's what you want to do. You want them to fill it in themselves.

Say it without words. Then you take a long drag on a cigarette and then you cough a whole bunch. Just a little bit of blood comes out. Two minutes silence. Speaking of blood and silence, yeah, Brockway is going to find a murderer today on Megan wants a millionaire. Episode three. I'm going to nail this murderer.

I'm telling you. I'm going to find this murderer. I will stop him before he kills again. So we are going to take a break, watch this show for 40 minutes and we'll be back. Our mood will be darker except for Lydia because she loves Megan and finds Megan's reprehensible behavior endearing and heroic. She is my hero. Thank you for clarifying that.

All right, we're back and we just watched episode three of Megan wants a millionaire. One of the most cursed shows to ever be put on television on any network. And Lydia, why don't you get us started talking us through what happened in this episode. So they start off the episode with a Megan wants them to make a business plan for her dog, Lily, who's adorable. They split into groups of three. Like very drunk. Yes, very drugged.

The dog always has its tongue out and is always being held by her, which you think the dog doesn't like that. But then later in the episode, they give the dog its own chair and its own name tag to judge the businesses and it clearly hates that. It's like looking at Megan the entire time, like, please pick me up. What is this? It is hatching a plot scheme or an escape plot the whole time. Yeah, it's like it hates being held, but it hates every other option more.

It just, I've never seen a dog wish to not be so hard. It just with very low energy, there is no good state of existing. It hates everything, but doesn't quite have like the will to make a change. Yeah, that's a perfect description of the dog's emotions. And the dog is my favorite character on the show, obviously. So they do these business plans for the dog, which are three, a tough challenge, really hard for a dog to follow a business plan. Yeah, and they have to do math and it's very clear which of them are good at that and which

of them have never seen numbers before in their entire life. Yeah, they're self-made millionaires and then there's everybody else in the show. Which is basically poor Joe. Yes, the trust fund Joe who has like doesn't understand these numbers. I'm getting really angry. They're not telling me what this means. Yeah, he literally gets mad at math. That was the trust fund baby that kisses like a hungry fish and just has never been allowed

out of the house and then somehow, I don't know, escaped through a window or something to come be on this show. It's incredible. It's everything he does, he's bad at. He's bad at math. He can't read. It's because it's the first time he's done anything, everything. Yeah, he has real attic baby vibes like his like flowers in the attic.

He was raised up there and then came down and they gave him $10 million and set him on his way and he got on the show and he just has no personality. I've never, I don't think I've ever seen anyone with less personality. I couldn't tell you a single thing that this guy likes. Everything he's just like, I don't know why and I don't know math. I don't know how to kiss for damn sure. I don't know anything really. Was there one single thing that he didn't know?

I don't know if you should stop for traffic. I feel like maybe they should stop for me so I walk out in front of them all the time. Yes. He should be dead. He should be dead so many times. Just on the way to the show. He should have died. This is a pretty like normal reality show bit to sort of put everyone in groups and say

do a little business presentation like you see it a lot on the other VH1 reality shows or the apprentice is, it's really common. But on this show, the premise was, hey, do something with this fucking dog. And one guy, the Guido dude had this idea to have Gatorade for dogs and he was so proud of himself. You know, electrolyte should go up. The MOOC. Yeah, the MOOC.

And everyone said, no, that fucking sucks. We're going to do a special Gatorade for dogs. Yeah. A very fancy spa for dogs. And two of the other groups also thought of that. So three out of the four groups pitched a dog spa. A fancy spa for dogs. That was the only idea because this is a group of people that is used to having one idea

and then that's it. It's just great. They're all just. I had my idea. Except no adjustments to it. We're going. And they all just copied off of one guy probably from one group. They're all just listening to the one guy who actually has an idea and then like, OK,

they're doing dog spot. We're doing dog spot. Done. None of them. None of them banked on it. Being a bad idea. Oh, right. Because she didn't like any of the dog spots.

Didn't like any. You know what grew on me was dog exercise. Dog exercise video was actually a good idea. They suggested that we all were like, no, because nobody wanted to watch them do that to poor Lily, the dog. But if it was just like marketing material and just saying the phrase dog exercise video to Megan, Megan would have been so fucking on board with that. I sometimes do a bit where I'm like, like Brock will say, like, oh, hey, have you seen

this? And I'll be like, well, I actually already own it. Like that's sort of a bit that we do around here at one hundred hot dog. But I do actually own a workout video for dogs. No. It's true. It's truly insane. It's called Pilates Fit Dogs.

Pilates Pooches and it's for agility training for dogs, like, you know, when they like run through the tubes and shit. And it's for semi professional like dog trainers. But it's also from the perspective that this is the most vital thing in the world. So a lot of the video is the woman telling you not to play with your dogs because like you'll fuck up their ankles. You don't want to like throw a ball with your dog. Very specifically because you don't, you don't want to throw a ball with your dog because

you know, dogs love that. Yeah. It's really messed up. So I did, I did an article that it's on a Sean movie dot com and I posted a YouTube video of this like just sort of a greatest hits and it was probably 40 seconds before like they specifically took it down like with the copyright violation. And so like they're, they're out there trolling for that. They are standing by this idea.

This is their idea. It's going to pay off any day now. It's going to start making the money if they can just keep all the pirates at bay. I did not pay this much, but it was a 7995 DVD to hear God and like that's what it retailed for. So it's clearly they're, they're like, we got to sell this DVD, but not enough people want it. Let's just, I got it.

We'll charge 80 bucks and yeah, but anyway, I have to catch one eighth as many idiots to make our money back. But like it's a genius idea for like what they were doing because like, what are you going to do with that? Put Lily in little leg warmers and you're going to like pick up her feet and you're going to go do to do with her feet and Megan's going to love that. Like that should have been the thing. It's adorable.

You made a like a, you made like a kitten calendar, not a workout video, but like who gives a shit? Like that's, it's a presentation no one will ever follow through on. But instead, they were going to do like a workout because they showed two of the guys, the punisher and some other dude in like stripped down and oiled up in towels and like weirdly being erotic with the dog. And we thought they were going with like a calendar kind of thing. Like are you, are you making erotic dogs?

And then they get, they get to the presentation and it's just another dog spa and then they show, they show the photo that they're using for their presentation and it's just their hands holding the dog. So they cropped themselves out in their towels. They just did that for them. It was just like, they cropped their greasy shirtless torsos out of the camera, out of the shot. It's just their hands holding.

Maybe they were trying to make the dog comfortable by being more naked with the dog because the dog is naked. So we should be naked, right? Yes, that makes sense. Okay. As long as I live, I may never see anything crazier than that. These fucking people got naked together. It was just a dog spa.

And then they cut themselves out of the photo. So voluntarily, never even mentioned it, never even mentioned to her that they did that. That's a total, she did oblivious until that show ran and then it was like, what the fuck is that? And again, Megan would have loved that. I didn't see anything like this. I was sure they were going to win. I'm like, shirtless guys with her dog, Megan will love this.

And then they, they show their end product is just them holding up lotion and a hair dryer to the dog. This one's just for us boys. You cannot. Well, it's just our thing. Liddy understands Megan. If you left Liddy and Megan in a room for eight minutes, Liddy would get in there. Yeah.

She would fall in love with me so bad. You could get laid by Megan. Eight minutes. Oh my God. Thank you. Yes. I'd like to think that's true. I mean, I at least know that you cannot put lotion on a dog.

Don't lotion a dog. See, that's the kind of thing that gets Megan hot. The inside tip. I could take, I could be a great second mom for Liddy for sure. Yeah. So. Which she does not need. That dog does nothing.

It doesn't even move. That dog has been, that dog, it's a weekend at Bernie's dog. It's just. I wonder how old it is. It's like a glorified puppet. It looks like it's on its last legs. Maybe that's what Megan needs is a gift. It's negative too because it's been dead for two years.

Don't say that. Poor Liddy. Poor Liddy. Liddy. So the other group that didn't do a dog spa did a combination dog food bowl, water bowl that sort of stacks on top of itself, which definitely has to exist. And if not, like, what does that save you four square inches in your kitchen? Like it's, it's such a nothing.

And gives you what, what dog food because they specifically said it goes on the top. And even Megan was like, there's still a lot of work to do. She understood. But it's better than the three dogs. She, some of the dog spots she didn't seem to get, but some she did. It was 50 50. The third dog spa that one of the other judges, there's two judges. One was like some marketing whiz.

And the other one I think was like the manager for the pussycat dolls. And at the third dog spa, she's like, I just don't get it. Like she was trying to wrap her head around. What? Whatever. I mean, it's because they made the terrible mistake of saying it's a spa for dogs instead of a dog. They were like, what the fuck is that?

A dog spa. As a dog owner in San Francisco, there are like a couple of luxury spas. And like when I leave town, I put my dog in the fucking like $200 a night luxury dog spa because I feel like an asshole when I don't, if that's an option. Cause like what, what is it? A candle in San Francisco is still like 80 90 bucks a night. Like it's not like I'm super splurging on the dog. Even dog real estate is unaffordable.

I have a Corgi Chihuahua mix now. That's what Tater Tot is. They're so high energy. Is your dog out of control? My dog will fucking tear the arm off my baby to steal the tiniest morsel of food. Yes. And yeah. Yeah.

It's like living with a, it's like living with a drug addict because if you say the T word, I can't even say it cause I, she's in the back bedroom with a crepe and she'll hear me. She'll charge. She, she, her body changes. Like she scrunches up and her paws spread out and she jumps on all four paws up and straight down and her eyes get huge. And it's terrifying.

My dog knows every variation. Straight up just speaks English if you're talking about food. It's like, did you say cheese? But yeah. So my point is this is a product that already exists on a very fancy level. And if there was a dog spa that costs like $500 a night, it would be a discussion in my home as to whether or not we should leave the dog. Oh, for sure.

Me too. So it's not a bad idea. It's just that everybody else had it before. Yes. But also this very simple idea was at least half of them were too complicated. I think they just felt like they had to say something and they couldn't be like good to all the dog spas. So they were just like, I don't get it for some of the dog spas.

It's like spinning a wheel to decide what you're going to say. They were like, uh-oh. I do feel like it's a very specific set of skills. If you were to go up someone and say, Hey, you've got 45 minutes to come up with a $10 million dog idea. I don't think a lot of people are like, Oh, cool. I can execute well on this plan. Like that's a fucking bizarre requirement.

If you're waking up. Dog hats, fancy dog hats. You're like, I thought we would be doing like obstacle courses and then the winner would like get to fuck the blonde lady. I don't understand the show at all. Dog spa. That's my idea. It just came to me while I was talking.

Dog spa. Just take any product and add four dogs. Bank for dogs. Right. It's full of treats. Oatmeal superheroes for dogs. I bite. Yeah.

It sounds like a good product. That's the tagline. So I don't know. I think it was one of the dog spas who won. I don't know how she decided which dog spa. No, no. It was the bull. Holy shit.

You're right. It was the dog bull people. And the team consisted of, I want to say David, who was the guy. Yeah. Canadian Dave. No, no. He's the Quentin Tarantino. Yeah.

Sorry. I'm, I'm guy. Dave is the, the smarmy. The baby talk guy. Yeah. The curly blonde hair. The foot collector. Yes.

Foot collector. And then Joe. Poor Joe. Joe. The one with no personality who. Joe was freshly escaped from the closet in which he has lived his entire life. Right. And the Canadian Ryan is the Canadian's name.

And. Right. Right. Yeah. And he won the full date. And he went to a French restaurant. It was mostly nervous laughter. They didn't really show a lot of the date.

Well, he said the fucking creepiest shit in this entire show. He said like, he was describing when he was going to go on his date. And he said he heard the clacking of her heels on the hardwood floors and then saw her legs emerge. And it was just, none of it was like a human speaking about another human. It was all like aliens describing a body that they found in a lake. I saw her lightly skinned flesh. He was like writing an erotic novel.

Step out of the shadows. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like it. He was writing an erotic novel in passive voice about just clearly somebody that had been freshly murdered. And he continued. So he goes. He did that at the dinner.

Right on the murder list. Yeah, definitely. I think. Yeah. His dinner was also super weird. He was definitely wearing a human face for that entire. And I should remind the listeners. Brockway has no idea which one of these men did turn out to be a murderer.

No, but firmly on the list is David the Foot Collector, the Quentin Tarantino of whatever it is he does. And Ryan. So two of your top suspects were, they got a date this episode. They were on a team. Yeah. That's right. Joe, probably not a suspect or do you think he's taking the murder?

Joe is so not a suspect. I don't think Joe would know. I mean, Joe might murder a person on accident. Right. Like he wouldn't understand that he is stabbed. Yeah. Yeah. I could see him like dropping.

He doesn't know about those. It's a manslaughter situation. I could see him like dropping a VCR in the bathtub or something. But yeah. Like, oh, hello, grandmother. I brought the VCR so you could watch television. Get in the way, Joe. You can't have a VCR in the boat.

Right. And then he wouldn't understand that she had died because nobody's talked to him about anything. I'm going to go get the butler and he'll make you move grandma. But yeah, that's a man. That's not a cut your hands and feet off and put your teeth put you in a suitcase murder. He's a murder of negligence at best. Are you going to pick this episode?

He's called Eddie. Your final answer for who the murderer is because we watched. Did you decide? Well, this is episode three, but because Sean referred earlier in this episode that we do a bit where he has, no, he has everything. He has the two unaired episodes. That's true. If I'm making my final guess this episode, I'm prepared.

But so for the, for the full story, they did make two more episodes fully edited. They just didn't go to air because of the murder. And that's not the full complete run of the show, but everything past episode five is still in some, you know, VH1 editing bay in North Hollywood. It's being studied by like psychologists by criminal psychologists for how to spot this murder earlier next time. And I'm going to teach them because I will catch this murder. I will find it.

Yeah, I think you can do it. So the date with Ryan goes pretty well. They like make out on some like overlook and they seem to have a pretty solid connection. They both seem a touch sociopathic. So they have that in common. Yeah. It's so boring that they barely show it. This is the hardest task.

Yeah. It's just like whatever they, it's two people about to fuck. Who cares? And then nobody, nobody involved in this show, nobody on screen at any point has any idea what a human being should act like. This is the hardest guy to do. It really is. And speaking of, they, the next date she goes on is with Joe and David and they sit next

to her in the back seat and she seems to have no ability to like regulate the affection being shown her. So both men are just pawing at her. Fucking like grope and Joe has his pinky like up in her crotch. Like he's, he's hot. So high up her thigh. And it feels like she's sort of built a little like barrier. What do you call it?

Like a moat? Yeah. Like a little barrier or moat. With her jacket. She put a jacket. It's built a tiny crotch fortress. She was like, this is the line. You can touch me to here.

Yeah. This is the line. Because it's hard to like say, you're super gross. This is for the TV show. I need you to keep your fingers outside of me, but that's like what she needed to do. On a normal day, I feel like somebody needed to say that. Right. So this is very gross.

There should be a guy whose job it is to say like, Hey, where all I should see your fingers at all times. And David is just bragging the whole time about how he he'll like see a car on the road and say, I just bought that car. He'll be like, look at that castle up on the hill. I have seven castles just like that. And the other dude is saying fucking nothing while they cut to like testimonials him later in the day saying, I didn't know what to say.

It just wouldn't shut up. And so I just sat there so mad and that's the car ride. And they go have like some date and the whole time they're like wine tasting and the guy's the dickhead is totally in his element. He's like swirling them wine glass. Like picture the worst piece of shit you've ever seen trying to act like a wine expert. I think we should also know that earlier in the show, he said to Joe, I'm going to save your ass.

You don't know anything about wine. I'm going to talk about wine. Like somehow that's going to make. He said, shut up. Shut up tomorrow. Like that's going to make Joe look good to quietly sit there while he talks about wine. But Joe doesn't know. And yet Joe did it.

Yeah. Because what else is he going to do? Even Joe knew that was bad. Yeah. Even Joe knew that things were not going his way while that was happening. Well, he tried to like, he saw the dickhead swirling and sniffing his wine and then he like super low confidence tried to swirl and sniff his wine. Yeah.

Yeah. Again, just has never been let out of the compound. They don't allow him to watch television because it riles him up. But the wine bar wasn't old enough to drink. I would believe you if he was like pretending that he was going to because they would catch him if he did. Yeah. You could.

If he said he was 35. If he said he was 35, his daddy juice has gone bad. If he said he was 35, you'd buy it, but like he's so childlike that you're like, I don't think this dude's over 19. Can I have a straw for this? I think the wine bar is throwing it in her eye. As long as you don't throw your wine directly into her eye, you're still better than Al from episode one.

Who is still thriving. Still here. Still doing great. Didn't win the date, but made it through. He bought her the 20-year-old woman, 20-something-year-old woman, $8,000 worth of Botox. She loves him. So Megan takes what seems to be pity on him. Lydia interpreted it as her knowing what good TV was, and I concede that Lydia is the Megan

expert. So that's probably what was happening here. Yeah. You're in that headspace. Yeah. I think Megan was guiding the show. Yeah. She's in my head now.

I can hear her voice. So Megan pulls the trust fund baby away from just this hostile bullying going on. And then they have some very awkward kissing. He gives her a gift. In his mind, this is the furthest he's ever been with a girl. He almost got to second base in the car. He sucked on her lips vaguely like a human kiss for a few times. So this is his greatest sexual conquest to this day, I imagine.

So it was a little heartbreaking that later in the episode, of course, he had to say goodbye. It was not at all. Yeah, that was your pity. It was not heartbreaking. It was a mercy that Megan did for him. Megan was like you, sweetie, you shouldn't be here. You should go home. You should take a nap.

You should think about your life. I mean, she started talking and then he immediately said, we're just friends. Yeah. He knew. We forgot to mention when he said, I love you. Oh. Almost. Oh.

Yeah. He said, I love you. And then like saw that that was not the right thing to say to a human being in this situation. I went, almost. Yeah. He lost it back. I think that was the instant Megan was like, I have to let this sweet child return to the wild.

He should not be here. You need to go practice a date with a puppet several times at home. You need to go sleep this off in your sensory deprivation tank. You are overstimulated. He didn't happen to sleep tonight. Two glasses of no-no juice. He's fucking plowed. I don't think it's fair to say he said, I love you either.

He said, I love you. Like it was a question. Almost. Yeah. You're right. And then added the almost. Almost. Almost.

I love you. Almost. We're just friends, I guess. But after finding out that he was right, they are just friends. He does go for one of those very disgusting vertical headed fish kisses. So I guess that's how he talks to his friends. That's probably how he kisses his mother goodbye. I don't know.

I'm going to assume. Yeah. For sure. Because he didn't practice on a puppet like the rest of us. Amateur. Amateur. What else happened? Oh, the wrestler.

The wrestler finally made his move. I love that. Trying to teach her. Trying to teach her how to wrestle. And like, it is. It is. We've said this the whole time. It's such a good call because she belongs in wrestling.

And it was cute. If any woman has belonged in wrestling. It was. She has natural insincerity. She looks fantastic. The further you get away from her. She's the perfect sexy lady to stand down there by the ring apron and clap. She is entirely comfortable with being hated.

Absolutely. All you can ask. Absolutely. And he was doing that thing where she was, she was fake kidding him. And he was like, oh no, Megan. Like he was really, um, hammered it up. And I thought that was adorable. And it was really good.

Like physical escalation. Like as a, as a student of the pickup artistry. Like it's good to engage in some intimacy that like kind of lets you wrestle a little. So like, I think this guy was getting somewhere. Like on a real. And yet. And yet. I think his outfit, I think his outfit blew it for him with his zebra robe and then like

rubber panties. You're forgetting that she dated Brett Michaels. I think that that she. Right. She's seen it before. And like. She was in love with it. I think it's just not impressed.

I think that was actually points in his favor. He actually studied it from the show and saw which outfit she preferred. Yes. So it looked like he was things were going well. Uh, Lydia, actually you were like, this is a perfect guy for her. And still think that you. You seem like you were really disappointed Megan when she kicked him off the show. I was genuinely heartbroken.

But then I realized as it happened, I was like, well. I have a good radar for what is a good guy and Megan does not. Whatever I think is good. Probably this is the opposite of what she's thinking romantically. Exactly. So. I love that. I love that he responded to his being cut by saying by listing all the good things

that were from Arkansas. He was from Arkansas and that's good. Yeah. And also rice. Yeah. They make their own rice. That's a quote. Well, I think the implication was she didn't think he would make enough money, which I forget

with his. What was his net worth to you? He had five million. Yeah. He was from wrestling. Yeah. That couldn't possibly mean wrestling. That means he's wrestled five million times.

Yeah. Yeah. And she like sniffed that out. She was like, sure, you have five million. Okay. And then at the end he's like, oh, well, I guess wrestled with Bill Clinton was something that he said or Bill Clinton has come to my wrestling show and also like McDonald's and then also rice.

No, that was him just listing good things. That's what that was. Bill Clinton, McDonald's. Oh my God. I was so confused. Yeah. I thought he was saying that he'd worked with all of these like brands. I've wrestled rice.

I've wrestled McDonald's. Yeah. I don't think any of us are full wrestling nerds. I may be the closest and I mean, none of us have heard of this guy as he's not a famous wrestler. Even he couldn't even parlay like this. This appearance into something in the WWE. Yeah.

This is a guy that got $5 million from his dad and then tried to use it to start a wrestling career. Yeah. That's my guess on this one. He also didn't demonstrate a lot of wrestling skill on the show like he showed Megan had like punch him in the back and then he fell on the floor and it didn't make any of us say like, oh, wow, he's really good. But when the Punisher stripped, all three of us were like, this is a fucking good stripper.

That's art. This is what art looks like. I think he mutually that he was good at this job. We have an eye for talent is what I'm saying. God, there were still there's still so many just non entities in this show like they're I don't think in the course of this podcast we've gotten across that there are like 15 guys here. Right.

There's like four guys. You talk about it at any given point. And there's just so many that I don't know if they don't get screen time and that's why they have no personality or if they just have no personality like they have money and can hold up clothes. They're just like rich mannequins. That's what Megan wants. That's really genuinely what Joe feels like.

I want to know one thing that Joe likes or is interested in or has thought about in his entire life or can do just can do anything. Like, can you can you fold something? I don't know. What is a thing? Have you read a book? Do you know how to turn off the TV on your own or is it just trapped? Do you just leave the room when you're done?

I know the way mother likes her feet robbed. I don't think you're allowed to touch other people. Something. So, Brock, we did was Matt one of your suspects the pro wrestler. I want to say that any pro wrestler is a suspect when murder is on the line. It's just it's such ingrained into the built in wrestling tragedy. I always have a few opioids inside their systems like fighting for dominance. Right.

There's always at least if there's like five wrestlers in a ring, there's one murder. Yes. That sounds right. That's just math. That's what math is. But Matt didn't strike me as that one. He's not the he's not the murdering wrestler. If only because there's no way that dude was taken steroids.

That's true. He needs that right. He's not hot enough to be a murderer. That's what Brock was saying. No, I'm saying it doesn't look like drugs have ravaged his system enough that he loses touch with reality and murder somebody because he can't control his rage, which is the wrestling tragedy. I think he can get there, though.

I think if he really buckles down and dedicates himself to wrestling, he could be an excellent murderer one day. That's the luck, Matt. But not today. I want to Google him and see what he's doing now. I wonder if he like, did they ever say his wrestling name? His wrestling name obviously isn't Matt, right? I'm looking it up right now.

It's Matt the murderer. Oh, damn it. We told you not to Google anything. Oh, I don't know. I guess it's time for me to make my guess. Yes, please. I mean, this is the kind of the end of the show. I think.

All right. The high on my list still is the foot collector, David. David, yeah. He came across super unlikable in this episode. And every episode, super. Do you think you're only rooting for him to be the murderer because he fucking sucks? Or do you think? And aggressive and still very perverse.

And like that combination still makes me think like, this is a guy. I don't know that he's murdered before, but he's got to try murder at one point. It's got to occur to him that like he deserves this. Yeah, I deserve to take another life. He's got a couple murders planned. Absolutely. Right. Like he's going to try it just to try it.

Like if it's not in this show, it's eventually. And he has the unheard confidence of a man who thinks he could get away with it. Yes, I can see that. Right. Right. He owns people that are lesser than him. So I think David is still definitely on this list. Ryan.

Ryan is coming out of nowhere. He's coming from non entity to the soon as he got screen time. Yeah. He's definitely on the murder list with that really creepy description of the human body from like, from the ground up. Yeah. Literally like I'm going to describe each piece of the human body. It was snake like.

Not associated. I would call it chilling. And that he's got a really weird smile. And then he introduced himself by saying, have you ever met a Canadian before? I didn't think we'd be threatening, but I guess that's pretty threatening. It should be the least threatening thing you could introduce yourself with. But yeah, now I'm a little bit threatened. It's probably what Canadians say when someone worries they're American.

They're like, hold on. Are you American? Like, no, no, no. Have you met a Canadian? Like we're much nicer. We don't have as many guns or more polite. But I feel like this one, it's like, have you ever met a Canadian before? What does that mean?

We have our own murderers. Great extradition laws. There's not a lot of murderers, so you can really make a name for yourself up there with not a lot of audience. And then he like pulls out a big knife and just got some moose right in front of her. This is what we do in Canada. And if it's not one of those two, those are the only two that like got screen time. The episodes I can think of.

I have a feeling, yeah, it could still be Al, but Al got backgrounded a lot. I just, I think, I think what it probably is, is it's one of these many guys that is just a non entity at this point. Like it's probably the guy that looks like Tom Jane Frankenstein as you keep calling him. It looks like David Borean has got squeeze in a vice. It's probably one of these just placeholder men. He's just cardboard cutouts of men because that's who the murderer always is.

It's always just the unremarkable white guy. Because could you imagine the rage if you were David Boreanus and then lost your looks? Right. If a woman said something to you, like that's it. So I think what the honest answer is, is it's probably one of those dudes that is just, like at one point she said, TJ, you're safe and we all win. TJ, yeah. I didn't even recognize him when they showed him.

Is that Tom Jane Frankenstein? It might be. Like here's the thing. He looks like a monster. He's named sex toy Dave and we can't remember anything about him. I think sex toy Dave is more nondescript than Frankenstein, Thomas Jane. He's shorter and prettier. I don't know.

I kind of remember sex toy Dave. Can you imagine not knowing who sex toy Dave is on a show? Like it's remarkable that this is happening. So I think it's like sex toy Dave. It's either sex toy Dave or David or Ryan. Okay. Those are all great picks. We still have those other two episodes so we can keep going with this.

I want you to maintain not knowing who the murderer is as long as possible. Okay. I don't want to give you a clue. It's easy because I don't mean to brag but I stopped giving a shit about this the second we stopped recording. Where is I? I have fun. I like the shows.

I'm done. I dug into like Megan's whole current day internet history. I looked up Megan and looked up everything I could as soon as I was away from the recording. That was my night. And I went to her Instagram after you mentioned it how like the Botox was apparently very obvious. Yeah. She used that good certificate. Does she use a lot of Instagram filters?

Like is there, does she kind of carry that kind of sadness with her Instagram pictures? No, not really. I would say overall her Instagram was pretty normal LA mom was what I felt like. Like she's got a kid now and it was just her and her kid. Does she talk a lot about her missing husband or her missing husband in prison? She talks. Yeah. She's done like an interview recently about like the whole show and VH1 and what happened

with all that. Not too long ago and she advertised that on her Instagram. Okay. Does she, does she mention how she's starting to see worrying things in her child? She did not bring that up. The kid, the kid looks very normal. It looks a lot like Joe, which is weird now. Wouldn't that be a twist?

Oh, I watch that show. He's got Punisher's birthmark. Megan and Joe, you'd watch that show. I don't know. That show would be hard to watch. It's, it's so rare to see such a power dynamic shifted so far in one direction. You know what I mean? Like Megan was just in so much control of every interaction they had, but he was still

like getting to second base, like I said, like he was still getting so much mouth stuff and his hand was all up inside her and she didn't want it, but it was happening for him. I don't understand. Like it's because he doesn't know like every other human being, even, even the sociopathic ones would pick up like, I should not push this on camera. Right. And Joe was just like, I'm going to put my hand there. She's letting me.

She's letting me. Yeah. I would. Yeah. I would. Watching that fucking reverse of chemistry, just this backwards chemistry. It would be very fascinating. I'd watch that.

I'd watch that show. Until she slowly teaches him to do human things. That's what I'm watching for until he says like, I like oranges. And I'm like, OK, there's something that he's interested in. There's something. He has something in his body other than like a bag of blood and cells. Okay. I bet he likes chicken nuggets.

I bet he orders chicken nuggets wherever he goes. I bet he thinks they're too spicy. He's like that kind of guy. No. Yeah, I bet he likes water. That's the one thing I can clearly say. He's probably really a big water guy. Eight full glasses a day.

I bet he would drink a vanilla milkshake and I bet he would get really upset when the milkshake machine is always broken. Why doesn't anything ever work out? Violent screaming fit. Yeah. You didn't napkin holders through the window. He buys the McDonald's to fire everyone it is. Scratching.

I will have my uncle buy this place. And you'll have to fix the ice cream machine. That brings up just one of my favorite moments that we glazed right over is that when they were on the team and the other two guys were putting together a basic business plan and just kind of putting together numbers of like, when could this be profitable? Right. And he was just sitting back there and talking. He literally said, I get so mad when people do math.

Yeah. He had no skills whatsoever. I get it. Right. It's very relatable. My grandpa would up like later, Megan was like, so, you know, where does your money come from? What do you do?

Are you involved in the business? And he's like, no, my grandpa gave me 20% of the business if I would just leave him alone. He said, they don't want me involved because I don't take it seriously. And I said, lie, buddy. Lie. You can lie to her. Right. He doesn't know.

He doesn't know that this is like bad. Nobody has taught him good and bad yet. Megan, I have pooped my pants four times this year. I was going to say three, but I'm going to be honest with you. He's just a giant toddler. And I think honestly, it speaks well to Megan that she got rid of him because if she was really only interested in money, he wins. He has the most money and she has some dignity because even she was like, I cannot do that.

We've found the line. She could get that money that day too. The show wraps. She's like, okay, sign this. It's a prenup that gives me all your money and I don't have to marry you. Well, okay, Megan. I'll have, I do some law for my, here you go, sign. Yup.

That's all it would take. And he would be overjoyed to do that for her. But we, we found it though. We found, we found her moral line and it is getting fingered on TV by a giant toddler. She's like, I've gone too far. I need to get this guy off the show. Yup. Yeah.

She didn't like how that felt. So proud of her. Good for her. Congratulations, Megan. It's real growth for Megan. What's her last name? How's her form? Hausermann.

Hausermann. Megan Hausermann. I don't know why I'm saying it like that. I'm just fucking around at this point. But I think that was, I think we hit all the highlights. I'm trying to think if we missed anything because it was such a good episode. So packed with moments that I'll never forget. Yeah, we left.

We've really, we've really wanted. We finished and we had such a good time. I think I can honestly say. And then like, as we talk about it, we're like, wait, nothing really happened. Just something about this show is great overall. But this episode did not have like the moments of the previous one. Like this is had this sort of an uneventful date. This business presentation where fucking 75% of it was the same.

All of it was dumb. But it's still just, I love the interaction between Megan and these creeps. It's a, I'm telling you this, they got to bring this show back. Despite the fact that I think it destroys the moral fabric of society. Because who needs that? I think we've all decided to pass that word. Yeah. Society sucks.

Bring back Megan wants a millionaire. Let's accelerate the apocalypse. In almost every like story, writing, class, feedback, workshop, anything I've been a part of. Somebody always says, well, you need somebody to root for. And I put forth this show that you don't know. I root for Megan. Well, Liddy loves Megan. I want to see Megan get hit by a bus.

I really don't like Megan. That's upsetting. There's nobody to root for. You can. You can root for whoever you want. But like the show does not give you any, you're not on anybody's side. I think I like that Megan. I'm not even on the dog side.

What? Okay. And I love Lily. I'm Lily's number one fan. Rescue Lily. I do hope, I hope that dog gets what it's after, which is a sweet death. It likes to be cuddled by Megan as like that's the first time we've ever seen the dog want anything was this episode where it was willing to suicide off of that chair to get into Megan's

lap. It loves Megan. You might be projecting some emotions onto that dog. All we know is it was trying to jump off a chair and kill itself. I guess that's true. It did just want to die. One nine hundred, Frankfurt. One nine hundred, Frankfurt.

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Four hours. Come on, Sean. You kick it. One nine hundred. One nine hundred, Frankfurt. One nine hundred. One nine hundred, Frankfurt. One nine hundred.

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