The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 230, Kanga Roddy with Rusty Shackles

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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It's incredible I still got runner up there. It was just number one on the podium, it just said TBD, like they were just gonna wait. They were just gonna wait. I had to stand there for like an hour and a half. Kevin Spacey took it and I was, we all kind of saw that coming. I'm Robert Brockway.

Here's a Brockway fact. Much like George Chung and Anthony Chan, the writers of kindergarten ninja and creators of Kangarati, I too have stolen thousands of dollars from children's educational funds. No follow upup questions. I don't have any. I was there, I helped.

Our guest is an illustrator for Hardcore Gaming 101's books, the 80s Mania Wrestling game, and the illustrious 1900 hot dog website. He's Rusty Shackles. Hey, guys, thanks for having me back. I appreciate it. It's always nice to have you. I'm not sure I got the 80s Mania Wrestling game name right. I think it might have gone through a name change.

It's 80s Mania Wrestling Returns is the current form. OK. And then like we were saying earlier, I can actually officially say now we're working on the kind of follow up to the game, which is called Eras of Wrestling, which should be out hopefully later in the year. It's a kind of a combination of a wrestling promoter

simulation and a collectible card game and different wrestlers and There are a lot of like kind of like analog humorous analogs To famous wrestlers and stuff like that, but people seem to really like it and they're very excited about the eras Which will cover like different decades so you can use different wrestlers Like a 70s version of a wrestler an 80ss version of a wrestler, and they age over time, and you see little differences, so. So, what's your Jake the Snake Roberts?

What's his name? You got a Jake the Snake? There is, he's crocodile themed. He's kind of a cross between Jake the Snake, and there was a WWF wrestler who was a crocodile hunter. He was like Bayou Billy, almost. Okay, are you talking about that guy with the blonde flat top that's finishing move with stomping on all your limbs?

I don't remember his name. It's kind of a combination of those two. And that's the thing, too. A lot of the analogs were kind of one to one. And I wanted to add more and kind of add more to the sauce. That's the way to do it. Yeah, they recently introduced a character. It's like Sting, in the 90s when he was, you know, Crow Sting. The surfer guy, yeah. Oh, the Crow Sting, right, right, right.

Yeah, so we kind of took that, but we kind of made him more influenced by Spawn. Okay. It came out really well, yeah. It's trading comic book properties for comic book properties, but it made it a unique character. Constantly tripping on his cape and chains. He's only doing promos because it takes him an hour to get his fucking chains off for the wrestling matches. Today, we are talking, I'm glad you're on for this, we're talking about Kangarati, The Adventures with Kangarati.

This was a 1999 kids martial arts mascot show produced by the three karate instructors who made Kinderg kindergarten ninja, which we talked about last show. It looks like while they were making that movie with Dwight Clark, they networked with the other San Francisco 49ers and they got Joe Montana and Ronnie Lott to help them produce. Or more likely their wives who star in this show as Miss Lisa and Miss Becky. It's also got Pat Morita in it because that's just what happens when you make a TV show with karate in it. In the 90s, yes. Yes, absolutely. I'm reading what it says here in my notes.

Pat Morita's IMDB page has got more senseis than a New Mexico strip mall at a Miami Oktoberfest, babe. I don't fucking know what that means. I'll just keep reading. This is the director's only credit. I looked them up. They usually worked as a set designer. And I think that kind of comes through because the sets are these really sprawling and detailed things. But all the performers are making really wild and different acting choices.

If someone told these 11-year-old kids like, hey hey man, play it however you want, you're the actor, I don't fucking know what's happening. It's, I guess it's hard to explain how it's so weird. The people in this show are performing to no one, which is unsettling because on a kids show, most times they're the people in the puppets, they're looking right at you because the kids watching the TV are the audience.

But here on Kangarati, the actors are being filmed from all these different angles. So it sort of feels like you snuck into a play rehearsal and everyone's screaming at nobody in different directions. It has this the madman logic of a musical where suddenly everyone knows a song. But again, they seem to have no idea who would be watching this because there's no one in a crowd, but they're playing it theatrically to an empty room. It's like we're watching some kind of hell, like an obscure Chinese hell, I guess. Yeah, I got the exact same vibe,

but because I think a large problem of it is the world building, which is that, I mean, even if you have a couple of simple rules, like this guy is karate, everything in this world works on karate rules or whatever. Right. Like then you have to go out and explore the implications of that.

You can't just keep making things and then putting them all together and being like, this is my established world. Who knows how anything works? Like is this, like we'll get into it once the show starts. But I believe this takes place inside a magic books inside the mind of a magic bookstore owner in his magic bookstore in a magic book inside a computer with a magic encyclopedia. And then within that, there's a sub world of loading like a sub folder of karate and this takes place within that

sub folder like that's fucking crazy it is crazy that's a crazy ass premise to come up i'm trying to find any hole in your logic and i cannot i think you i think that's exactly what's happening here it has to be happening to to explain everything yeah and then and then all of these children are are of course maybe one layer up and then keep dropping into this subfolder hell, this subfolder hell dimension where they become trapped by karate songs with word meanings. And then none of it's on purpose, of course.

I'm not trying to say this is, he's making some outsider art. I'm saying like, you have to think about it. You have to. Yeah. Rusty, you're a teenager now, but do you remember kids programming? You've had to have seen a lot of Sesame Street type stuff.

Did this resonate as fucking wrong and broken to you? It did make me flashback to there was a couple of Netflix shows, like Bow on the Go, which is terrible. It's this little Canadian CG show where they make they try to make your child look tired by exercising them the show. But yeah, like we were I was actually kind of lucky though, because he's 13 now. And right when he was a kid was right when Daniel Tiger was on. And Daniel Tiger is kind of like a follow

up to Mr. Rogers. And like, I still think of songs like when I'm trying to get him to eat like cucumbers. I'm like, I know the song to use from Daniel Tiger that will make you want to do that Yeah, I agree. I like Daniel Tiger's a good example of a show that like obviously isn't fun to watch as an adult But like you can sort of appreciate what they're doing and the the thoughts and the craft that went into it. This is Just like this is not that a really big musical production for like no one for like someone's idea of what a fucking baby might want. I don't know. It's hard to find. There are VHS tapes made of it, but they're unavailable on Amazon. And my first search only turned up two episodes online. But after some digging, I did come across a YouTube channel

that found two others as if they were like lost media. It was some furry guy doing a baby voice and wearing like his dog sex head and his human clothes. And he was talking about how they tracked them down. So the kids show about the muscling kangaroo man is largely forgotten, except by the most obvious community who regard it with like holy sanctity, because Who regard it with like, holy sanctity? Because they think it was like maybe,

at least this subset of furries think maybe it's like the origin of furries or something. Like he started, okay, let me preface this. You have to put the mic inside the furry head if you're gonna talk, because otherwise I can't understand a fucking word you're saying. He sounded a lot like Dr. Light in that Mega Man intro of the PlayStation game. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. But I think at one point he said I am not a furry which is crazy because he was wearing a

dog sex head. Yeah. And at another point he said something about how fur's might recognize one of the characters costumes in this because if the guy within it was one of was like the founding furry. Yeah, I have that in my notes that like three Hall of Famers real trivia. Joe Monsanto Ronnie lot and Chaco. I think the founding furry is wife. It's like a friend's wife. So I looked up the people who made it. It's called funschool.com, where learning is fun. No longer up.

It calls to a website called hiya.com, also dead. I did take a clip of the theme song so we can like learn and karate together. Here, I'll play this. This one plays sports, does karate and teaches kids too. Let's all begin with this song. It's sung twice through. Okay. A friend, a teacher too.

King of Roddy. He'll sing with me and you. King of Roddy. He'll show you the sports he plays. It's the things we kids all like to do. Okay, I'll just cut it off. They did not, they weren't lying about singing it twice. They do sing that again. Now I know, I know that kicks ass and you're thinking how could this be bad? I'm telling you, that's all the production value went into that song.

And like, and the sets and then nowhere else. It was just a fucking free for all. I kind of agree, but I do feel like all the songs are kind of like that in that they're good, but just like devoid of any meaning or like joy. And then also like the costumes are pretty good. Oh yeah, they're all prisons in which to trap children, all of the songs, yes. And the singer of the song, of like the main guy,

is the guy from Starship. Holy shit, for real? Yeah, yeah. So you're talking about songs that have no content or meaning heat. This is also the guy who sang We Built This City. Yes. OK, that's why I think it kicks ass.

OK. Part of me was like, something about this kicks ass, but that can't be right. My marriage song was the song for mannequins. So I'm familiar with this work. Yeah. This first episode I want to talk about is called We Are Family. I swear to God. My marriage song was the song for mannequin. So like I'm familiar with this work. The first episode I want to talk about is called We Are Family, I swear to God.

It opens like this. So is everybody ready for the family picnic today? I can't wait. Me neither. Okay, so one girl gets emotionally destroyed by the mention of the family picnic. She's just sitting down wanting to die. And then this happens around her. I'll bring corn on the cob. I'll bring biscuits and gravy.

I'll bring a slew of coleslaw. Talking about a family picnic. Everybody's going to be there. Welcome to Greenville. OK, OK, that, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, This is like a theme because you gave us a couple episodes to watch and the exact same thing happens in the next episode we talked about too, which is that like within seconds a child becomes like clinically depressed and everybody in the world fucking ignores them and is like

I'm gonna sing a real upbeat song and then that that child like actively pouts while everybody just spins and dances around them And like it's the theme of the show. Yeah, I wasn't sure if the cast was actually singing it or not, because like their mouths are obscured a lot of the times. It kind of felt like like as a kid when I went to church and like I didn't know the words of the hymns and I would look around to see people who were just kind of moving their mouths. The whole all of the performances are like that. Except OK, I will say there's there's one high point of this show,

and I don't know the whole cast names, I didn't look it up, but there is one gay child here, and he is determined that this is like the Sam show. Like this is my fucking show. Yeah, dude. And he is just, of anybody here, he is experiencing and portraying such unbridled joy, just absolutely flying about these sets

as everybody else struggles with their choreography. And he's just like, get on point, bitch. Like, get ready to go. You are on the Sam Show now. Hitting that eye line. So this girl, she pouts the entire song and everyone else is like breaking up into these twirling joy formations

And then she stops everyone's fun to sing her shitty part. I took a clip of this too But I know But I'm afraid I can't go Hey Kelly, are you coming to the family picnic? Not this year. My parents are away for the weekend on their anniversary. Hey, how about that lady? Who? Anna? Yeah, she's my aunt. She's not family. She's just...

Anna. Anna is fucking devastated by this. I hate to say this too, but like it is hilarious. The entire sequence, like she breaks her heart and storms off. My note here is ha ha ha ha ha, eat shit, Anna. She just, like, if, okay, first crazy that this is the premise for like the lesson of a show

is that children don't think ants are family. Like that's not, you don't need to address that. Nobody thinks that. That's not a common misconception amongst 90s children. I was one, they don't think that. Secondly, like the adult is supposed to like, maybe you kind of frown and shake your head or you're like kids or whatever.

The adult isn't supposed to like, just act like their heart has been broken and then flee the set. She gets up and screams fleeing the set like my god I can't believe she said that Didn't take it well, like Ana you should be stronger than this like I know that sucks But this episode should be like an a lesson for Ana and like you cannot take the shit kids say seriously, right? It can't have been the first time she heard this right like it's, it's a weird thing to get surprised by, but she doesn't take it well, you're

right. So now two people are pouting while this just happiness assembly happens. I also really liked how she sings, I can't go to the picnic. And then this fucking kid walks up to her while the same song is still going. It's like, Hey, are you coming to the picnic? Like, so the so this the people in the universe can't hear the songs. I don't understand musical rules, but like these seem weirder than normal. See, I read that it's like, somebody's got to address this because she's making it everyone's problem. Like the song is going we're all we're all dancing. And then she busts into

sing like everybody pay attention to me. I got problems. The kids like, huh, hey, do you got problems? Okay, I you're being generous, but I'll accept it. But that's the drama of the show. Do ants count as family? And that's the lesson of the whole show. The whole show. And when there's nothing more, I want you to understand there truly is nothing more.

There's there's no nuance that gets added to this. It is just the same point being hit over and over. And Kelly is really laying on her sadistic. She's just kind of desperate for anyone to ask her why she's so sad. Even though we're covered it, her parents are out of town. They're not dead or anything. They're just like not here this weekend.

And finally Ronnie Lott's wife comes up and she asks, and it's so stupid, I took a clip of it. What's the matter, took a clip of it. Everyone, right? No, it's not It's for families Mine's not here But do you know the real meaning of the word family? Sure, it's mom dad and me Maybe there's another definition for that word

Where do you think we can find that information? Uncle that's Bookstore. Come on you guys. Okay. Stupid goddamn idiots. I love the rules of this world. Like, again, because you weren't careful with it, like we have to because we got to use P Morita, of course. So we, we always have to go there and that it's to find a word because they don't know the meanings of words unless he gives it to them. Like he's just information hoarding all of the words and their meanings in his little store. And if you're very nice, he will, he will show you their meaning

until then, you just don't know it. He's like a word billionaire, a corrupt word billionaire. I kind of, and I kind of felt too, I hate referring her to her as Lot's wife, because I'm not trying to make that joke, but I was kind of, she asked a question, a few questions in the show. I was almost, I wrote a little note,

I was like, is CTE sexually transmittable? That's a good joke. Because yeah, she has the look of someone who just got kicked by a donkey in the skull at all times. And it doesn't help that she's like, what's family? Let's fucking go to a second location and ask someone with a dictionary. Is it mom, dad, and this specific girl?

And I don't think, maybe. Anyway, I get this is for kids, but part of what makes good kids programming is they teach you things and with sort of like layers of understanding and ways to like apply this to your life. And this is just inconceivably stupid. A three-year-old could have told Kelly

the fucking answer to her questions. The Pat Morita sections are super weird. So we go to Pat Morita and he's looking through old memories with his like warm monster puppet. And they're also trying to define family. And Pat Morita was raised by a turtle. There's a drawing of him like with a penis. Maybe they meant for it to be a tail,

but I'm like, well, that's a turtle penis. That looks like a turtle penis, yeah. Yeah. And, but he's like, he wasn't family, family. So there's kind of wrestling with the same issue. Like what, if it's not mom and dad, does it really count as family? Again, very, very stupid.

His character is fucking so crazy here. Maybe I missed some establishing pattern for this, but I think it's racism in a very weird direction. I have that, yes. It will go to his thoughts, like, and his thoughts will all be in like very Eastern coded poetry. Like he can only think in rhymes, but then he opens his mouth and just says normal words. So it's like, is that how his thoughts are? Because he's a foreign person? In the next episode you gave us, we do meet, or maybe it's this episode, later we meet a monkey who is also supposed to be from Japan and also thinks in poetry.

So yes, they made it a racial thing and that everyone from Japan thinks in like haiku coded thoughts. And then when they open their mouths, they just speak English. Yeah, that's racist. But it's insane enough that you can't be offended by it because that's just madness. Oh that's like the fact that like it's it's Pat it's not like a special uncle Pat it's Pat Morita because he references his resume a few times. He references he says he's related to Mr. Miyake in this section implying this freaking freak show takes place in the same universe as Karate Kid. Like Ralph Macchio could just, what is revenge? And he has to go to Pat

Morita's uncle and be like, I gotta jump into the revenge computer to find out the meaning of that word so I can get it. I think of all the weird things in the show. One of the weirdest is how all the kids come in and they just sit silently while he thinks a poem, like just staring at them thinking this poem in voiceover while they all just patiently wait for it to happen. And so that was just, it's just fucking weird and unsettling. It's because they imply it's like, it's sort of like the spell,

like he's also a magical character because he's the only one that can like open the computer to like send them to other places. So like the spell has to take place in his mind first in his magical bookstore on his magical laptop running a magical program, which is a magical thesaurus, I guess. Dictionary, maybe? It's like a, yeah, dictionary slash matrix. Because they know one meaning. So I guess, I don't know. But then there's something about karate

we'll eventually get to. Right. He does the thing that, like, he talks about his uncle, and one of them is Miyagi. And then there was another one I didn't catch his name, because he's doing a real thick accent. He does an impersonation of him for, I don't know. You see this a lot where an Asian comic will do

an impersonation of their parents for a cheap laugh from the white audience. And so I was like, I don't know. But then the fact that the next episode we watch, he did a really racial impersonation of Red Fox. I'm like, is that his bit? Is that, he just, I don't know, man. It's fucking weird.

Anyway, he does say to Kelly, yeah, they're my family because they're my uncle's. You're a fucking idiot. And it makes Kelly really sad. So now he pulls out his laptop, sucks them into the magical land of Hyar. And they're, they fly on a microchip. They all have like birthday samurai outfits

is how I described it. I don't know if anyone can top that, but they play a song here. Very much not about getting sucked into a computer. It gets out of control fast. I took a clip of this song. Running, running round the world We'll go running There's a song in the air So come on give your heart a twirl

Heart a twirl And we'll go running, running, running Running, running round the world We'll go running, running There's a song in the air So come on give your heart a twirl There's a song in the air, so come on give your heart a twirl. Then gong. So that entire song is climax, I guess is how you would describe that.

Kelly is still pouting the entire time by the way, while that fucking joyful song is playing. She's like, oh, god damn it, the fucking parents are out of town. Absolutely everything in you that has any idea of like, inherent storytelling logic is like, okay, so we're going into the computer, this is going to be like reboot or Tron or something. Sure. Or like, at best, like, is this like a computerized bookstore? One thing you're not prepared for them to land in is unrelated to any of that, it's a karate dinosaur universe. It's kind of like if you ask an AI to make, like, furry Koon Loon. Uh...

Yes. That's where you would end up. Yeah, with the facade on the side. I don't like a furry named Iron Fist at all. I don't know, I think I'm just frustrated because there's no stakes at all. Like, their parents are just fucking on vacation. Joe Montana's wife already said,

hey, you can come to the fucking picnic. It's for everyone. No, it's not, yeah, it is. I run the picnic, I said so. You can come to the picnic, idiot. Kangarati's there doing sweet moves for a snake puppet and Kelly just like struts past him like, oh, jeez, nobody asked me why I'm sad I guess.

Oh, fucking... Anyway, it leads into a new song that is incredible. I have a clip of that one too. Hi Bontu. What's the matter Kelly? She's sad because she can't go to the family picnic. She doesn't want to go. I want to go, but I don't have my family here.

Kelly, do you know what a family is? Sure. It's Mom, Dad, and me. That's true, but there are many other kinds of families. I don't understand. Some families have a mother and a father and a sister and a brother and a dog and a cat. Some families have only one parent and some don't even have that. Okay. Now you get it, right, Kelly? Some people's parents are fucking dead, Kelly. How about you think about that? So she's like, the snake's like, hey, I was raised by my sisters.

And Kelly still doesn't get it. She's like, you don't have a mom or a dad? That's all the dialogue we get before they start another song. They immediately kick in with We Are Family. I didn't take a clip of this. Like, you've heard that song. But the snake can really sing. Like I looked her up, she was in the band Sylvester.

You probably know the song. Do you wanna funk? Anyway, like it's a good, she's a good reminder that aside from the insanity, the show isn't incompetent. Like it looks expensive and you can sort of really feel the lost childhoods when the kids start acting and dancing.

It was straight up on PBS. Like this was an officially run show. It wasn't, you know, pre YouTube VHS only or whatever. Like they, they really, they really scammed some money out of it. They really use those 40 90s connections to just scam the shit out of the, out of the dare fund, out of everything. I mean, I straight up admire it. You appreciate a nice scam? I do. Like they- Good scheme?

You got, I don't know, probably not millions, but more than you should have out of this. It's wonderful. Yeah. And it's for no- they made this for fucking Minotaur babies. Like this is- there's not an audience that needs to know these facts. Yeah, imagine being, like their connection is that they were karate instructors. Like one of the 49ers happened to take a lesson from them and like Anthony Chant pulled George Shugover

and it was like, we can fucking spin this into a million dollars. If you just, look, it's gonna seem crazy. It's gonna end at like a Pat Morita and a karate dinosaur. I know you don't see the path to get there, but I do. We can make this happen. How do they not have to, like, you gotta think that Joe Montana gets this all day.

Like, Joe Montana just meets some guy in a restaurant and they're like, hey, you know, I got a movie I'm trying to finance, Joe Montana. Like, how does he let the fucking karate guys like get $20 million out of him? They didn't get him. They got his wife. They got his wife, yeah.

Yeah, that's maybe worse. Anyway, one thing I've learned to recognize as a parent is desperate slop masquerading as kids' entertainment. And this is that. This is really polished nothingness. You could leave your kid in front of it, but only if they were an asshole and you hated them. It is fucking trash.

And I think Kankarate has the appeal of like a late 32-bit era mascot from a game. Like he's just a very basic character. Like there's no real pizzazz. And I was kind of thinking, I was like, was this like a post like Ninja Turtles boom leftover costume? Like that they actually made like a preteen dirty gene Kung Fu kangaroo costume, and this just happens to be it. But there's nothing appealing about him at all. Well, you say that, but clearly the furry community that desperately looked for it felt differently. He is kind of fuckable coded, maybe?

I don't know. He's important to furry history. It belongs in a museum. After the song, they cut to a karate flashback where Ken Garotti is talking to that like, you said it was a monkey, but I had Yeti Goblin. I didn't know what this thing was supposed to be. It's supposed to be Japanese.

OK, yeah, that I caught. I caught whatever it was, yeah, that I caught. Whatever it was, I caught that it was racial. The puppet says like, hey, you're like my son because I love you and I teach you karate. And then Kelly like shuts his story up. She's like, what the fuck? He called you his son, but he's not your father.

Like she still doesn't get the very, very simple lesson. So her brain holds one definition for family. It's the two people who abandoned you before a picnic and nothing else. Now she has to be bound in the magical helmet to re-experience her mistakes. Yes, there's a fucking magic helmet. This is so many things.

There's a magic helmet in the magic book store, keepers, magic book stores magic bookstore computer? Which contains a subfolder of dinosaur karate and within that subfolder. There's a magic helmet which contains its own world where you learn about your mistakes Fucking madness. Yeah, just all the way that is an existence inside a scene elsewhere inside a matrix inside an inception So god, where are we? Inside a Matrix. Inside an Inception? There's an Inception thing going on. Inside an Inception. So God, where are we? Inside a reboot? Inside a never-ending story?

All right, that's up. That's up. Kangarati sings another song. There's a song like every 25 seconds. He's doing karate the whole time. And it's just kind of an empty mockery of learning. I kept thinking they were gonna start talking about God because you don't usually see this kind of soulless flailing

in secular entertainment. Like this is about nothing. And I don't know, you just, it feels very Christian coded to me. Yeah, but it's so much higher difficulty to grift the secular world to do this garbage. That's why you're thinking like, oh, this feels Christian is because normally

they're the chumps that you can grift. Like you can grift this show out of the Christ people. But to do it to dare, to do it to PBS, like that's skill, baby. Yeah, cause that's the thing about like- To do it to the 49ers? Christian programming is, they have their own thing that they think they get how the world works.

But if you like do a regular program, you would call like someone who works in education and say like, yeah, I don't know, are any of these songs anything? And they say, no, you fucking dickhead. You need to teach children things or relate to them. Anyway, they leave for the real world.

And now that the dumbest kid in the group has heard that family is more than two people from an 11th source, they're like, I guess we're done here. They zip past the White House and there's this whole their song going on about peace, which felt like a Christian song. So finally, I'm like, maybe this really is. They come in on Pat Marina getting painted by the bookworm monster. He's in a toga and a clown nose. This is definitely a sex thing, right? This is some pervert shit.

Okay. And they respond like it. There's just like kind of a long silence. And they're like, okay, we're gonna go. Yeah, yeah. We shouldn't have seen that. We caught you doing something fucked up. And they cut off too, like the scene ends abruptly.

Like, hey, come to look at the painting I did. And they just get like, they pan maybe 10% down. They cut, cut, get out of there before we see his dick. They go off to Ronnie Lott and Joe Montana's wives and then they recap the whole episode, we're done. Like the one thing we didn't learn because it's fucking nothing and no one could not know it. They recap that, it's mostly songs.

I don't even know. She pulls Ana in to be like, we're family after all. I am astonished. She didn't find Ana just swinging from the rafters in there. Yeah, that would have been amazing. I think the real lesson of the show should have been, um, how about you don't waste my time with food? Like I made this whole meal.

Like the gravy would have broken by now while you're off dicking around in some computer world, come on. That's just rude. That would be quite a lesson. Um, just the, what happens when you emotionally abuse your aunt and then in some computer world? Come on, that's just rude. That would be quite a lesson. Just what happens when you emotionally abuse your aunt and then all she has is her gravy. She's like, don't fuck around when dinner's ready,

is the ultimate lesson. I did take a clip of this finale that made me laugh. Hey, everyone. This is my Auntie Anna. She's the one who takes care of me while my parents are away. Anna, I want to go to the picnic today. Well honey, I'm sorry, but I don't think your parents are going to be back in time. Cause I guess I'm not really your family, am I bitch?

You have to say it. Yeah, so she got left here on earth thinking that Kelly disowned her, but it doesn't really end like that. Kelly says, you're a big part of my family is the quote. She doesn't say you are family. So she's still not quite getting it. At least not as much as all these fucking people tried to get her to.

Like, they traveled to another universe to help teach her a lesson, and she didn't take it. And then the wives of these NFL legends, they lead a song about smiles and joy, and it's fucking trash. It's about what we learned today, which again, is nothing. I don't know. You can't sing along to it later, I guess, is another frustrating thing.

Like, part of the song is stopping to ask Kelly what she learned in this specific episode of the Karate Kangaroo show. So you can't like put this on in the car with your kid with you, you know what I mean? Because it's so specifically for this garbage show. Again, I don't know the rules of this universe, but as they sing, everyone fills the place and the picnic happens. So I guess like a day has passed while they sang this one song. Maybe it doesn't bother other people,

but to me, I kind of just want to know how the universe works. You want a little closure from this? Yeah. For this episode. Yeah, sure. Well, we did watch a second episode called Try to Remember. And as I mentioned earlier,

this was found and uploaded by the furry community. Because again, the only possible thing you could take from the last episode is maybe that kangaroo monster is a sexual option. I don't know. So I guess let's talk about this furry guy a little bit. We mentioned him. He's in his bedroom, struggling a bit to describe the show. Some of the facts that he gives don't match up with my research.

And also, he doesn't have a mic, as you mentioned, inside his dog sex hat. So it's a lot of confused muffled sounds. And this may or may not be true, but he does claim that one of the animal mascots in this episode was played by an actual furry, which means on top of everything else that's crazy about this kids show, one of the adult actors

had a boner the whole time. That's the least fun of all the facts, I would say. And then he says, like, today we're going to discuss lost media. And I just had to reflect, like, is this us? Is this what we look like to the outside world? Yes. I think we're the Pat Morita bookstore.

And this furry guy is Pat Morita's laptop. And then somewhere in there, there's an existence that is a never ending story leading to it. Even. Yeah, I'm fine with that. I'm not. You just want to be as high up on the matrix as possible. Yeah, I want to be. I want to be higher. I'm the Pat Morita brain poetry at worst. This is actually what I first started watching. Like when like you sent me the,

we came across the information, I was like, I was like, oh God, I don't have, I don't want to watch just this guy in his room for like two hours, but it was, it was a little better watching in Kangarati. So take that with a grain of salt, I guess. This episode is unquestionably one of the darkest pieces of media I have ever seen.

100%. Yeah. It's purely accidental, but it paints just such a clear picture of an inescapable hell dimension that traps children forever. It starts exactly the way the other one did. Everyone is singing a super wild happy song, except one of the kids is very sad. They're singing about going to the zoo, but she's sad. And she's so sad it becomes a part of the song.

I took a clip of this. Find it. Zoom, zoom, zoom to the zoo. So much to see, so much to do. Zoom, zoom, zoom to the zoo You go on, I feel kind of blue You look like you're pretty sad I'm sorry that you're feeling down

A special field trip with your friends Might help to take away that Zoom, zoom, zoom to the zoo So much to see, so much to do Zoom, zoom, zoom to the zoo Sorry I'm too sad to go with you Say I'm just too sad for the zoo Well, what's the matter, Sarah? It's my dog Shamrock. He... he died yesterday. I swear to God, this will be in my head for the rest of my life. Sarah's just too sad. Bonesy lady.

Oh shit, we shouldn't have sung that song about how animals will cheer her up, huh? Oh, we really fucked up, didn't we? I wasn't expecting, the last girl said her parents couldn't come to a picnic. I didn't think you'd have a real problem. Jesus. Joe Montana's wife is like hovering behind them

and comes over, she's like, hi, I just heard about your dog. Like, yeah, you're fucking listening behind me. Maybe you shouldn't have started the song about it. Huh, baby? So funny. It's so funny. But I guess the standard operating procedure

for Kangarati is someone has a problem and then they look up a single word on Pat Morita's computer, but dead dog is two words, so they're like stumped. And I'm not kidding. I took a clip of them. She says, hold on, she says. Okay, go ahead.

Do you have the clip that says, I don't think a word will help this time, Miss Becky. Thanks. I think I do. Let's play what I have. Makes me really sad. Maybe that's a very special word that could help you with your feelings. I don't think a word could help this time, Miss Becky.

Thanks. Sarah, just try. I think we can think of a word that makes us feel better when we lose someone we love. Cocaine. This is a tough one. I give up. Then you're just going to have to search for it. See you later, kids. Good luck. Sarah, I hope you can find something that can help you feel better.

Thanks. I cut it off before the Red Fox impersonation. Before hip hop Pat Morita does Black Saint to a Fraggle? Yes, yes. Because that happened. I love this. That's exactly, that's a really good way to describe what happens. I thought this was funny because they're trying to shoehorn this problem

into the show's structure and just failing. Like, it's a dead dog. There's ways to handle that. Like you comfort someone, you, whatever. But they're like, no, there's gotta be a word, right? There must be one word you can look up that fixes your dead dog problem, right? Like what?

No, what? What? But they give up. Is oblivion the word? Yeah. They've given up. Maybe there's a word that'll fix it, but they don't know it. Is the Bolivian the word? Yeah. They've given up. Maybe there's a word that'll fix it, but they don't know it. Anyway, we got a charity mud wrestling event

to judge with Dan Marino and Infiltrator Perry's wife. So you fucking go off with Pat Marino. We'll fucking. It really comes across as like, yikes, that one's a little out of my league, kid. Yeah. You're on your own for this one. They do the thing where they sit silently

while Pat Morita thinks a poem to himself. The magical word he comes up with is remember, which is kind of a twist. Like I would have thought grief or mourning or something, but no, remember. And they look up remember and they ride the microchip to high yard. I took a clip of this theme song.

They have a different theme song this season. And it's really something. Memories of love you'll remember from afar. In the magical kingdom we call Haiyar. Haiyar. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Do you want to go on a ride to somewhere?

Ride on a magic ship! Up where a song and a dream have fun there? Ride on a magic ship! We can learn, we can laugh and wonder Ride on a magic ship! Stream with the light and dance with thunder Ride on a magic ship! Come as we ride In the world wide web

Flyin', flyin' Up on the quad as the kangaroo Flyin' on the magic ship Understand while you do what you do Flyin' on the magic ship Young yet wise in a way still learning Flyin' on the magic ship A shining star in the world still turning

Flying on the magic trip Come, let's rewrite the World Wide Web Okay, why are you flying through the World Wide Web? It says nothing to do with computers. Well, it's weird the two, because I kind of like, I missed the optimism of the internet before it became like a sad maze of social media anger and spreadsheets and invoices. That's my life on the Internet now.

So it's like, man, this is this is a nice view of what the Internet could be. I like crazy never. It never was. Right. They don't, they don't say anything informative about computers. You're going to love the internet. There's magic rabbits and shit. We could fly through the World Wide Web

to a dinosaur karate kingdom, where we learn about how to deal with our dead dog. Like, I guess that's a good picture of the internet. I kind of just like the earlier transition from, she's talking about her dead dog. And the context for Pat Morita is to talk about when he was on Sanford and Son. Oh, you got a dead dog? Great.

Hey, you know, I was on Chew. Yeah, I miss stuff too, like being on Sanford and Son. Also, I was on Happy Days. I mentioned that in my song. I miss that. I miss that more than you miss your fucking dog, sweetie. It's a good way to describe it. This is like the way we pictured the future of the internet

in the dawn of the internet, like a retrofuturism of the internet. You can forget about your dead dog down there, fly. They really tried to explain the show in that song too, which I appreciated that like, okay, we're flying to see a kangaroo in the clouds, who knows words. Whenever you try to explain it,

it only makes you appreciate just how fucking crazy it is. Like, yeah, I guess you are doing all of that. I guess Kangarati doesn't know the structure of his own show because he sees the kids, he's like, fuck yeah, the kids, hey guys, that's happening. But Sarah just like snubs him, like just walks past him to pout. And again, it keeps happening to him,

but he just keeps thinking like, no, this time the kids will be happy to be here. And then for the third time this episode, she tells an adult that her dog died. What's your, what word are we doing today? Is it jet ski? I hope it's jet ski. Oh, it's dead dog, sweetie. That's two words. We can't do it. But now he's on board with the remember. He's like, okay, I try to remember your dead dog. Here's a song about it. It's called, Remember Me With Your Heart. I didn't clip it.

Fuck this song and it's Black Soul. I love that the song does not win her over or help in any way. She starts the song out sad. She waits out the song because he's just going to sing it at her. And she ends the song exactly as sad. Exactly as sad.

There's like some gross cats or groundhog puppets that pop out here. Yeah, I don't like them. Yeah, I don't like them at all. I think they're eating the negative energy. Like I can't read their expressions or body language, but it felt like they were feeding while this girl was sad. I don't like how low cut their shirts are. Like that's not, that's not really necessary.

The other thing in the background, there's like a weird like Mozart penis monster statue. Yes. It's just such a bizarre dimension to find yourself in. There's like a weird like Mozart penis monster statue Bizarre dimension to find yourself in And like this one this one traps her she okay She goes out of out of kangarate song exactly as sad She comes up to the weird cats and the cats start singing at her and she's like starts joining into the dance moves But it's exactly as sad like she's dancing, starts joining into the dance moves, but it still exactly is sad. Like she's dancing with a super sad face,

like she's been caught in a moonwalker super move. Just waiting to explode. Just has to spin up into her place and we'll die at the end of it. That's exactly what it looked like. Yes, yeah, the per paired off at ragtime dancing, and she can't control it. She's stuck in this body while at ragtime dances.

It's so dark. And then after the song, Kangarati tells her about his buddy Tackle Bear. And they used to have a friend named Chaka. And this was, according to the creepy who uploaded it, was the actual furry. Was the original furry. Yes, the proto.

The proto furry. Maybe we should take a second to talk about the other spin-off furry. Was the original furry. Yes, the proto, the proto furry. Maybe we should take a second to talk about the other spin-off of this show, other than kink. Cause it did have a CD-ROM game. It was a full motion video game. You start it, you get like a video of Kangarati telling you you're special and you have talent, or maybe not.

And then you click on Ronnie Lott's wife, but like she's not like walking around or idling. She is like, it looks like someone cut a photo of her out with scissors and like glued it. Like it looks painful. Whatever it looks like she's trapped in the Phantom Zone. All of them do. They're like, it's like, it's like the courtyard.

It's the same courtyard from the show where all of this, you know, the introductory scenes take place. And there's several other, there's the other lady, the other football lady and like a couple of kids there. And they're all just frozen in time until you interact with them. And like, it's that's, it really drives home like, okay, in game design, you have to give them an idle animation, or else it's hell. You've created hell. Yes. It looks like hell. And then you click them and they read a cue card at you. And the games are like, it looks like flash, and then you click them and they read a cue card at you. The games are like, it looks like Flash games someone threw together in a weekend,

but long before we had good tools to do that, so they were fucking trash. It looked like you're about to click Osama bin Laden for a chance at an iPod. Chris, Chris's game, Chris is like, I love soccer, let's play a game where she plays goalie and you click the ball to shoot it at her. She can't fucking block her shot. She's the worst fucking goalie and you click the ball to shoot it at her. She's the worst. She can't fucking block her shot.

She's the worst fucking goalie in history. At one point the player starts firing the balls directly at her head very sarcastically and she just leaps out of the way each time. Because this is hell. When I was watching this a Steam notification popped up and I was worried she was going to fly off the screen. She's just trapped. this a steam notification popped up and I was worried she was gonna fly off the screen. She's just trapped. I love soccer, yes, and you will perform terribly in soccer for the rest of eternity. Well, and then she's the one who says let's go to Uncle Pat's bookstore. I'm like,

we're gonna end up in an Arby's or something. They all do. She doesn't know where she's going. I don't trust the person who misses that many goals. They all do. All the kids say we're gonna go to Pat Morita's bookstore. Like Jen, Jen is the girl with the little painting mini game that apparently only allows you to fill in everything black. Like it was the Mozart penis monster. It was the Mozart penis monster and you can only color it black as though she's trying to communicate with you in the only

means that she has of like you have you have become nothing you've got come to a black dimension delete me delete me please smell the kids beg you to go to pat marina's bookstore where words are kept where words like where words like help or escape or suicide are kept but it's the one destination the walkthrough does not go to, it just goes to credits. Yep. There is a jukebox that plays like video clips from the show, but the songs from the show

are so specific to the show, like I mentioned. So like, I guess what I'm saying is you can't play a song about Sarah's dead dog. Like while you're, you just can't pop it in while you're working out, is my point. It's gotta be. I just wanted you guys to know that that exists. It's also very hard to find.

I don't think it was a successful game. We're back to the show. Where we were in my notes, they're flashing back. They're playing a real sad game of catch with Chaka. Well, no, not with Chaka. They're like, remember how Chaka used to catch? And they're like, yeah, man. Oh, he was the best.

It's like these people don't know anything about how humans interact. Also don't, it doesn't comfort the child to be like, I know what you're going through, your dog died. I once had a grade school friend move away. I used to be on Sanford and Sonia. Nobody has, nobody knows. Nobody here has lost anybody.

She's like the first person to lose anyone. Oh, you lost your child? I was on mash and I'm not and I'm not anymore is the thing right also my buddy Chaka he wore the costume we didn't have to pay him I'm this is an acting gig for me but for him it was a sexual thing it gives her the motorcycle helmet and it plays the fucking song from two songs ago and then she gets the dog's memories. Like, some of the scenes are specifically shot from the dog's POV. The memories of her dead dog injected into her brain

via magic helmet in Dinosaur Karate Land. I just feel like they should have called one child psychologist and said, hey, do you think this would be good therapy for a kid who lost their dog to get their dog's memories blasted into their head by a helmet. On the day, on the day they lost him, she's implying that this all happened today and everybody's like, hey, you can't grieve. You can't grieve for a day.

You can't sit out one song. I think they have to have, I think they have to have child psychologists on set now, but I'm sure like he was probably just like, hey, here's some 50 yard line tickets. And they were like, yeah, whatever, do whatever you want, Joe. You could have a furry. They're like, we don't have a chat psychology, but we do have a pervert.

Go long. So, God, it's maybe like 15 seconds before they start a new song. And this one, it's just a spin kicking song and a gospel choir comes in is a full shrieking worship song about her dead dog. Yeah, it is way too much. Forcing her into the number despite her plain sadness. She's sad again for the song and is forced to dance to it. Like song and dance are clearly a weapon in this universe and Kangarati is deploying it against children to suppress their emotions. Like you change just a few filters on this, and it's like a French art film. Or a Michael Jackson video game.

Or a Michael Jackson video game. To wrap up, she got three songs about remembering her dead dog saying to her, and she was forced to dance within those songs. A magic helmet that gave her its memories, the dog. Goodbye, that's it. That's, they're back to the regular world. That's it? That can't be it. Another weird detail.

Maybe I'm crazy for noticing this, but on the way back, they have bike helmets now. It's like, I guess it's a risky landing coming back from the land of Hyar. You know, I don't know. I don't know why. I thought that was so strange. You can't die in the land of Hyar.

We've seen Becky frozen in time. We know what happens to people there. But like back in the real world. If you die in Hyar, you die in real life. 100%. 100%. There's another song about remembering, which is what?

Like fucking sick. Someone wrote six songs about remembering a dead dog for this and they're bad. Okay, but like, they're not bad like it's somebody's first song, like they were clearly written and performed by people who had talent and before this probably dreams. And you can feel that tragedy, like that loss of hope. You don't, I'm trying to put, let me put it this way.

Like you don't write a song about remembering your dead dog. I'm a karate kangaroo and think, oh, this will lead to something. I'm at the start of a wonderful career. No, this is, it's fucking over. You make this, you make things like this now, and then someday you don't, and then you die. Like that's the message you get from these songs is,

I don't know. I'm happy with how I put that. That's how I wanna put it. Within the fiction of this universe, the ultimate message is it's wrong to grieve even for a second. Because as soon as they teleport in, Pat says, are you all better now? Like there was something wrong with her for grieving her dead dog on the day that it died? She has to sing the solo in the next song.

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